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[Assistant] We used to have the Beckett magazines, like in, in, in school. And we would always be looking at what cards were worth. I mean, that was a lot of fun.


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[Assistant] I used to collect comic books. That's what I had as a kid. And when I moved, I took, I had two big Tupperware, big Rubbermaid boxes of comic, comic books. I took them to this comic book store.


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[Assistant] To see if I can get some money for it. The guy flipped through them, he goes, nah, these ain't worth nothing. And I was like, but can I just leave them with you?


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[Assistant] You know, I had some X-Men. I like Punisher. That was the comic I liked. I had, I had like a whole set of Punisher that I really, I had like number one, two, you know, all the way, you know how it goes. And, uh, I thought that would be worth something. It could be. I don't know. I still have the cards. I got a lot of comic cards, but.


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[Assistant] But those are the ones that were even valuable when I was a kid. That was the reason we were all collecting them.


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[Assistant] Because my mom was like, oh, I had that one when I was a kid. If I had it, we'd be rich.


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[Assistant] Like my brother-in-law has all this Dale Earnhardt memorabilia and it's like, I feel like he's the kind of guy that if it were worth a lot of money, he would still be like, nah, like he would keep it just because he loves Dale Earnhardt.


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[Assistant] Do you know what I mean? Like even if it were valuable and he could pay his mortgage off, he's like, nah, I like this car.


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[Assistant] It's like you can just find those things on the internet, right? Like not, not even like if you want to buy the physical copy, but you can just see a picture of it on the internet, right? So, but like there was a time when, when the, and the internet didn't exist. So the only evidence for it was that thing.


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[Assistant] Do you know what I mean? So it's like now, I don't know, it just feels like all that stuff doesn't mean- But the fun is-


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[Assistant] The fun for sure, but the value, it's like, it just, it's like, it would be like a hidden gem that no one would even know about. Now it feels like nothing's like hidden.


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[Assistant] Like I, I, I worked, uh, my buddy and I worked at TMZ and we, I was walking around with him once in New York City and we went to try to catch somebody on a late night show and all of these autograph people are just showing up and they like know each other. It's like a club. They're all showing up everywhere getting autographs. Very strange.


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[Assistant] I always see, I always think about that when I see people like panhandling. I'm like, this is hard work. You might think about getting a job. You tell them that?


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[Assistant] Yeah, so you got your whole spiel down. It's like, if you put this into a real sales job, you could be making some real money here.


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[Assistant] No drug testing policies. Yeah, he's on your own time. Come and go as you want. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Something like this. I just won the lottery. I got 400 million. Yeah, I'll buy these.


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[Assistant] I do think the older you get, the more like good art is like, like when you're like late teens, early twenties, like a Salvador Dali poster is like, that's big time.


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[Assistant] You know, but like as you get older, like appreciating good art, it feels good. I don't understand art at all.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's, I mean, you gotta, you'd have to be a billionaire. But you can even find people that are making good art, you know, it's not these classic paintings, but they're making good art, you know, for, you know, several thousand dollars. You know, even tens of thousands. Or folks. Yeah.


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[Assistant] It's all status stuff at that point. You know, you just bring people in and be like, look at this. This is how much I paid for it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's like, you buy something like that, you're not modest about it. You don't go, you're not humble and, and you're telling people what you paid for. You keep it in the closet, don't show anybody. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Oh, so they have, there's a Bobby Benias day. Somebody told me about that.


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[Assistant] He's like, he makes that contract and then goes off and sells the contract.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Borderline. I got a place. I got a couple places.


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[Assistant] Dwayne Johnson is dropping the movies, huh?


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[Assistant] Yeah, like the ones with the yellow around it. You had a bunch of these. Oh, I got so many of those.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I mean the NWO years were, uh, were something. They were something. Yeaah, Hollywood Hogan. Mhm. I mean. Goldberg. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Are we talking just plastic straws that you just like take out of the wrapper or like it's a special McDonald's straw?


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[Assistant] Sometimes you can't, or you can do it like this and pull it, that's when you weight tables.


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[Assistant] Hold the end and then pull the rest of it off so that we can leave the tip with the paper on there.


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[Assistant] And, and it's like, yeah, I mean, they were like, oh, but you have a cell phone. And I'm like, well, yeah, it's hard to live without a cell phone these days, but I don't need the, the Roomba roaming around the house.


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[Assistant] It was like taller than a person. Yeah, it's the worst character ever to be.


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[Assistant] Uh, this weekend I'm off, but next weekend I have, or next week I'm, I'm at the, uh, uh, Iowa State Fair with John Crist, and then I'm in Wichita, Kansas, and then Kansas City Improv, and then Columbia, Missouri. Alright, so I like it.


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[Assistant] Alright, Factor makes lunch and dinner on busy days a total breeze. Instead of spending those precious hours after you get home hustling around the store and the kitchen, they'll deliver ready-made meals right to your door, eliminating all that meal planning, prep, and clean-up time.


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[Assistant] I've been getting some hay-bear too, and I think, I like when, like if a, if a lady says hay-bear to me, I'm like, my wife is gonna be upset about it.


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[Assistant] I feel like we always called it a conch shell necklace. You know, you had those square ones, and it's still, you know, a necklace, but it was square little shells in there.


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[Assistant] Does that flap go right to the skin? Can you reach up under there and touch your back?


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[Assistant] Is there a claustrophobic feel on Hawaii? Is it the island?


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[Assistant] Is it big enough to where you're like, I'm not, I don't really feel like I'm on an island.


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[Assistant] I just think of Jack Johnson when I think of Hawaii now and I don't know why, but I just, I feel like there's a lot of Jack Johnson music.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I've got a picture of him and my mom in Hawaii and he's standing with a woman and she's standing with a man and I'm thinking, well, that could be the problem. Yeah.


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[Assistant] They were together? They were together, but each of them had a different, like a Hawaiian person of their own.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's what you gotta do. You gotta go with it. People that get swept out and then panic. It's like just start sweating.


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[Assistant] But you just got right up. It's almost like no scales and you're able to get right up. It's almost like gravity's not working as well.


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[Assistant] I do it for a while. I challenge you to it.


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[Assistant] The Pittsburgh improv was great. We had a great time. Yeaah. Wasn't on the beach, but there's a little water nearby. Yeaah, a little water down there. That's all, uh. It's awesome though. A lot of Nateland people. It's really great. Yeaah, that's great. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] I know a guy with an O instead of the I. That's how he spells his name. Wow. Aeron, Eron.


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[Assistant] I love that you dropped that burning the trash comment.


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[Assistant] That seems like something my family would do. That's like when they're like in a trailer park going, what kind of dessert do we got? I don't know. Put some sprinkles on that bread.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I feel like Aaron agrees with us too, but he has to stand by college.


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[Assistant] And what if the lollipop is doing something to the saliva? Maybe the longer you get into it, the more it's like affecting you. So it actually, your licks are less potent or more potent.


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[Assistant] Butterfinger slips orange on the inside. Do they? Well, it's kinda orange on the inside of the Butterfinger.


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[Assistant] Uh, but let's ask, uh, Aaron though, after being attacked by the drone, do you still stand by the machines? I mean, maybe the licking machine would come out. Maybe the wind.


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[Assistant] If you're getting attacked and the bear's eating you, might as well just stick your arm right in there.


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[Assistant] With his bare hands? I mean, it's been a long time since I read that. But with his bare hands or with the, with the sling? It appears with his bare hands.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Maybe David was. No, I guess not. He killed a giant. I thought he was the opposite. But he was a kid, though, then. Like 5'2".


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[Assistant] Allegedly, though. I don't think so. He was about nine feet tall, I think.


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[Assistant] Out of a school or something? These monkeys seem helpful. They're like, hey, look at these avocados we found.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, I saw that comment in the, in the Nateland Facebook group and I, I had to address it, but you know, it's like, I can't help it. I bought a house and it turns out there was an HOA in there and- Are you on the board? I'm not on the board. I went to one meeting, they did not listen to me.


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[Assistant] One time the HOA was like looking at my neighbor's house and I was out there filming them and they go, Oh, hey, we're just with the HOA. And I go, what'd you find?


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[Assistant] Yeah. I mean, I'm not, I don't support them. Yeah. I write them emails sometimes complaining about what they're doing. Cause they'll come around harassing people and I'm like, what are you, what are you guys doing? Just let us live here.


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[Assistant] Like that, that fence, if you want to raise it. Well the fence, the fence is eight foot, you know, and I support it, I don't mind that, but apparently that's an HOA violation, but I don't report it.


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[Assistant] I don't know, I think they try to have these standards, right? You know, they're trying to have, you know.


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[Assistant] Apparently my HOA allows for you to have two chickens.


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[Assistant] We already have deer and possums and raccoons. I had a groundhog looking in my back door this morning.


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[Assistant] I mean, I'm very envious of this Kenya situation. I like what they got going on. Like Key West, there's chickens roaming all over the place. Tampa. Hawaii.


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[Assistant] How can you have that much land and have nature away? Like that don't... Well, this is my regular neighborhood. I got land in a different, different spot. Okay. And somebody came and dumped some trash on the land the other day. Really? I had to get it out of there. Oh wow. That's crazy.


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[Assistant] When my dad lives, real country, they had a sign that said, no dumping of rubbish. And I felt like rubbish. I felt like people doing that said, well, that's not what this is. This is trash.


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[Assistant] That's true. I say hot water. I say hot water heater too though.


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[Assistant] It is just a water heater. You don't need to heat hot water. That's interesting. Yeaah. Alright. But I still say it.


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[Assistant] It is great. It is, we have it all in here. Okay. It's great. It is great. I feel a little more hydrated each sip. It just feels, I feel like I'm sipping, I go, ooh, you know what I mean? Yeah, it's nice.


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[Assistant] Alright, Factor makes lunch or dinner on busy days a total breeze. Their fresh, never frozen meals are delivered ready to heat and eat in two minutes so I can fuel up fast and get on with my day.


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[Assistant] And they are delicious. I had some of them. I am not a big fan of the microwave and so I like that you can put these also in the oven, in the tray and heat it up in like seven minutes.


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[Assistant] It was delicious. Also, my wife and my daughter can split one of these, have a nice meal on the go. My wife loves it because she's not like...


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[Assistant] You know, struggling to cook a meal. She doesn't have to cook meals all day. It's great. And they offer, uh, 30 plus meals per week and 33 plus add ons options like smoothies, juices, snacks.


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[Assistant] So when things get extra busy, Factor is flexible.


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[Assistant] Change your order up every week with plans from 4 to 18 meals per week or pause or reschedule your deliveries anytime. Factor equals free time.


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[Assistant] Each factor meal arrives pre-prepared and their own, by their own team of chefs and ready to heat and eat in just two minutes. You can't beat that.


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[Assistant] Yeah. But no, I mean, I'll use the microwave, but I'm like, I'm into the idea of using the oven. Yeah. I mean, I'm like, let's heat it up. Old fashioned style.


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[Assistant] I feel like if it's too quick, it's like, what are we doing with our, you know? Yea, what happened? Yea, it's like, we heat the meal up real fast so we can go watch TV. Why don't we just spend a little time cooking the meal? Yea. Like if I get to-go food, I don't put it in the microwave, I'll put it in a pan and then reheat it. Yea. And the other one I noticed when you


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[Assistant] I've heard that stuff. Yeah, I don't do it every day. Whenever I'm doing a thing, I try to wash it. You know, but it's like, if I'm at home for a few days, yeah, I won't wash it. But you're like, like women don't like to wash their hair, get their hair wet because it's so long. Are you like that? No, not really. I don't, I don't mind, uh, you know, but I, uh,


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[Assistant] It is hard. I took my nephew with me and we had a connecting flight and I was like, all right, I was prepping him. I'm like, we got a tight connection here. We got to run and he's like.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Or you wake up, you're like, I've been up for hours.


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[Assistant] Very similar. I do love how proficient your Googling is. I just watched it like.


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[Assistant] He does good. Yeah, it's like, yeah, that's good. I appreciate that dude.


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[Assistant] We had- So what's happening at the North Pole? What's their, uh, what's their whole, uh- No time. No time. Santa Claus is up there.


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[Assistant] That's the way it all kind of comes together. So you, if you're standing on the very tip, you could just kind of, you could be in all of them. Yeah.


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[Assistant] What time do you want to meet and how far south are you? That'll determine whether time starts to have meaning.


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[Assistant] They traversed it on foot. And that's where the compass goes wild. They walked it. They traversed it. They walked it. Is that what you mean? Uh huh.


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[Assistant] I'm not traversing all the way there.


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[Assistant] Traverse City too. Michigan, where do you think that name comes from? Walking. A lot of walking. A lot of walking.


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[Assistant] I just knew Barry Sanders was great, but I watched some videos and I was like, you know what? He is running around everyone. He's not really running through them.


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[Assistant] They didn't care about us when we were waiting at the bus stop at the abandoned gas station. This is back in my time. Sometimes at church.


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[Assistant] But they make the day shorter in the wintertime when it feels like you really need heat.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. True. That mean it first started, uhm. I guess he was in a wood-burning stove back then, and it wasn't. Maybe just go to sleep.


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[Assistant] It used to fall back and we would be in the bars and it would fall back an hour and we would go, all right, extra hour. We all got an extra hour to drink. It was a blast. Yeah.


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[Assistant] We got into a fight and I pushed his, he got real close to me and I pushed his face and he was like, that's real Christian like. And I pushed him again. And then I got kicked out.


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[Assistant] Go ahead. I missed a lot of the plank time thing. I don't know what happened. I was thinking about pushing that guy's face and, uh, and then you brought that up and then went right into plank time and I really missed a lot of it. I feel like I'm caught up, but.


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[Assistant] And then the Bible talks about removing a plank from the eye.


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[Assistant] The club will be like, you actually were a second short.


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[Assistant] Fortune teller means a lot different thing there, right? Can you tell me about the, can you tell me about the past? I don't know. You'd be great. Fortune teller.


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[Assistant] Yeah. What's gonna happen in the future?


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Right, but who does that mean anything to though really?


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[Assistant] Now that's, but the premise- Well, I don't believe that it could happen. I get it. I don't believe in Jurassic Park. Yes. Right.


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[Assistant] I mean, it's not. Is that really worth it?


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[Assistant] Some people think Tesla invented a time machine, invented a way to travel back in time. Nikola Tesla.


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[Assistant] Well, I think that's derived from that, from Nikola Tesla.


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[Assistant] Well, it's a, well maybe. It's a crazy, uh, there's a whole, uh, Donald Trump is a time traveler conspiracy out there. You guys ever got into that one? No.


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[Assistant] Well, they say that Nikola Tesla, uh, like Donald Trump's uncle or great uncle, like was friends with Tesla.


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[Assistant] And then he was in charge of like going through all of Tesla's things to see if any of his inventions were worth using.


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[Assistant] And then he was like, nah, none of them were worth anything, but he found time travel.


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[Assistant] And, uh, cause there's this book, there's these books that were written in like the early 1800s about Baron Trump, the time traveler. And then he has a friend, uh, named the Don.


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[Assistant] And then they have, I think there's even a Mike Pence character or something like that. And they're, they're staying in, in, uh, New York City and, uh.


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[Assistant] No, no, like in, in whatever, wherever the Trump Tower is at, uh, whatever that street is. I don't know. It's been a long time since I looked at it, but it's pretty wild.


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[Assistant] I mean, the 90s would be fun though. I'd go back and hang out with myself at the trailer park.


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[Assistant] You go to the 1800s and you're like, oh no, my money's not valuable. And I'm like living in a, you know.


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[Assistant] Oh, that's a good idea, you know. That's a good idea. Let's go back. Wasn't it Bitcoin crashing? Play the lottery.


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[Assistant] When I'm like, everybody's like my age now. Just hang out with them.


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[Assistant] You ever see Brewster's millions with Richard Pryor?


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[Assistant] That's about him inheriting some money, but his uncle like, I don't know, it's like a trick. So he has to, he can inherit a giant jackpot, but first he has to spend a million dollars without actually buying anything.


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[Assistant] Oh yeah, I think I've heard. So it's a real game and he said, by the time you spend this, I'm going to make you hate money.


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[Assistant] So it's, you know, Richard Pryor trying to spend all this money. It's fun.


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[Assistant] Oh, without buying something. He can't actually own anything physical. Yeah.


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[Assistant] In Canada, they're on a half hour. Oh yeah. So I know I did shows in Canada. I did the five o'clock somewhere joke and I said, cause my, you know, my joke is he says it's, uh, it's only half past 12, but I don't care. It's five o'clock somewhere. And I'm like, well, that's not true. You know, it may be five 30 somewhere.


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[Assistant] But it's, you know, you don't lose a half hour just cause we change time zone and people were like, Newfoundland, Newfoundland. I was like, well, I don't think he's talking about Newfoundland, but I actually met some Newfoundland people. I liked them. I liked them. They were nice people. Yeah. Off a little bit.


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[Assistant] As of this podcast coming out tonight, I'll be at a high dive in Gainesville, Florida, and then the rest of the weekend at West Palm Beach Improv.


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[Assistant] Hey bear, welcome. I've been thinking about that for a few weeks. Hello folks.


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[Assistant] Uh, right now you can get big desk discounts on all fire pits during solo stove summer sale. Use promo code Nate at solo stove.com for an extra $10 off. That is solo stove.com promo code Nate for $10 off on top of their incredible summer sale discount.


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[Assistant] Let's go folks, welcome to the Nate land.


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[Assistant] Podcast, uh, excited to be back. Everybody's back sitting here with, uh, Bates. He's alive.


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[Assistant] I am, as far as I can tell. Uh, uh, Aaron and, uh, Aaron Weber, Dusty Slay, uh, all here living it up, uh, living the dream. I don't know. Uh, stuff. I had a big weekend of, uh, a lot of birthdays. Harper's 10 years old.


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[Assistant] Uh, and then my brother turned 40. Yeah. Wharf? Wharf. Wharf is 40. Wow. So, uh, it was a big one. Uh, you know, so here, here we are. I actually slept.


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[Assistant] Alright, let's start, I guess we're just starting with, uh, we're doing, uh, candy comments. We're doing an episode on candy, candy part two today. Cause apparently we didn't get into it enough. Got into Hey Bear, the bear talk I enjoyed.


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[Assistant] Uh, so here's your first candy, uh, Brandon Underwood. I imagine the real reason that Brian was not in attendance for this episode is because the only candies that he has experienced with are Werther's Original and those weird peppermint candies that old people always seem to carry. Is that true?


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[Assistant] Do you have one in your pocket right now? I don't. I don't, but. Would you think you'd like hard candy more as you got older? You think it's changed?


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[Assistant] So you just want something that, yeaah, that lasts a long time. Uh, yeaah, I think everything, as you get older, you just end up seeing stuff that you're like, yeaah, that makes sense now. It's pretty crazy. What was, uh, I thought I was trying to joke on something.


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[Assistant] Those were, if you went, those were cool grandparents. Cause if they had those, it was like, cause you know, the other candy they'd have is the Werther's and stuff. You're like, this is not good. And then, but they had the strawberry. I feel like that reminds me of, uh, church. Yeah. I feel like there was a lot of that candy at church and they were.


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[Assistant] Yes, it's, it's very good candy. They did a great job. Never knew the name of it. I don't even know the name. What is the name? Sweet Delight?


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[Assistant] Couldn't have even ever said the name of that. I would have just been like, you know, the ones- The strawberry candies. That's all you need. Most popular.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you only know about their looks. Uh, Travis White. I love how Aaron was dissing his Snickers because it's like a whole meal with the addition of the peanuts. However, he loves a take five, which is like a Snickers plus a pretzel. Take five is the real trail mix bar here. That's fair.


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[Assistant] Uh, listen to Aaron talk about eating popcorn off his chest reminded me of a hack someone told me. Just put a hoodie on backwards and use the hood as the bowl. That's not bad. I don't think I want to get my clothes this dirty.


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[Assistant] Cam, I love the discussion of what you eat when alone. When I lived in New York City, I'd stop at Tim Horton's after works, get two donuts, and eat them on the subway on the way home so my wife never knew.


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[Assistant] Then one Saturday we happened to be walking by that Tim Hortons and I said, hey, look at that.


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[Assistant] Yeah. He needed to get railed in. Uh, Ben Verzer.


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[Assistant] Uh, about, about it as much. You know, I looked up, because I was trying to watch a movie last night. And, uh, I was looking up Tom Cruise's, like, top movies. It was ranked very low. No, wait, maybe that was ranked at, Regret's first Top Gun was ranked extremely low of his top movies. On some, you know, like, I don't know, IMDB. Like, someone's ranking.


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[Assistant] No, no, just like, I just typed in, I was really trying to think, I don't watch, I didn't know what movie I wanted to watch. I was like, I almost watched The Firm and then it was like, I felt like the whole thing.


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[Assistant] Tom Cruise is not in this, by the way. Yeah, that's just legend. No, this is a, this is- Oh, Urban Legends, not a Tom Cruise movie. Urban Legends, not a Tom Cruise movie. I bailed on all of it.


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[Assistant] I started, uh, then at one point I started Pelican Brief.


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[Assistant] And, uh, I guess this seems like a lot. And then I went with Urban Legend, Horror Slasher. Jared Leto's in it. It's hard to get into.


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[Assistant] I almost did Jack Reacher again. Oh, that's a good one. Cause that's fun. I want those kind of movies.


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[Assistant] Like a Jack Reacher, I went to Jason Statham's, I go, what's his top movies? And I think I've seen all of them. Like just a fun, you know, fast moving. Okay.


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[Assistant] Is there a lot? You're well, when a lot of singles. So you're the third base coach is the guy that's like doors wide open. He's barely, you know, he's basically going go or don't go.


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[Assistant] I remember there was the pressure of being a third base coach because you didn't know, you got to really judge to be like, where's the ball? Can this dude make it there?


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[Assistant] Oh, third base coach does that. Yeah. Well he gives, yeah.


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[Assistant] No, I was defending the first base coach. But I'm saying that's pretty important.


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[Assistant] Okay. A lot going on. They're both pretty important. They're both important.


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[Assistant] I don't know. What's the point of the first bass?


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[Assistant] Yeah, did you play sports? A little bit. I was, you know, I did a rec league here and there.


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[Assistant] You didn't play like, growing up, like, uh, little league or something, or?


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[Assistant] How long was your hair? Well, not very long.


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[Assistant] Uh, all right, the Maps comments. Uh, Mark Maxwell, Nate just proved why the, uh, one third pound burger didn't work. Yeah. The one three. One three.


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[Assistant] Well, it's like, why me watching Urban Legend? You're like, I don't, do I want to be the whole, you know, what do you want? You want a third pound burger? And you're like, I don't know. You're a jeans pick.


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[Assistant] Uh, Kristen Flavel. The fact that Aaron, the secret genius of the group, has had to use his phone to get to Nate's house for 105 episodes is mind-boggling. You blew it, buddy. You blew it!


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[Assistant] Podcast. Brian gets up. Excuse me. Excuse me. Be back at four.


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[Assistant] Meet at the top, son. Mr. McDonald, the fact that Dusty doesn't trust clocks but 30 minutes later says, I think if you were small enough, you could ride a seahorse.


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[Assistant] I bet you could have a saddle and you stand and you stand on the saddle and you kind of like lean forward.


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[Assistant] But if he wants you off, I mean, you're in water, so that helps. You know? Uh huh.


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[Assistant] It's not a free for all. Yeah. You know, he, he, he use them. He will say, don't use them.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's like, don't do that. Yeah, well, I don't, I don't think I'm ever sideways close to a wall.


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[Assistant] The ear ones, they go, instead of using Q-tips, use something and it shows it like, yanking it out of your ear.


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[Assistant] And I'll be honest with you, I don't know if I've ever had my head that close to a wall.


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[Assistant] Oh, that's fair. How long were the Q-tips? I think these were long Q-tips. They must have been. Or he walked around head first, bent over head first.


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[Assistant] And then just enslane is like, yeah, like a dinosaur. I need to follow up with him. I need to.


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[Assistant] Nate sees the sunrise and set every day in his house and they think this is amazing. He knows North.


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[Assistant] Let me go tell you something, Pat, I've never once thought about which way the sun rises or sets. I generally know north. Me and Justin Smith went on a ride this weekend. We just rode around and I drove, no, GPet just drove south and then got home. He just turned around and drove north.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but we were on back roads. Like there's no rhyme or reason to like how, I wasn't on interstate. We were just doing back roads. You just felt it out? Just felt it out. I felt this fills north.


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[Assistant] And I was right. Wait, could you see the sun? I don't even look at the sun.


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[Assistant] No, I look at just my, what I feel. I just go, this feels right.


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[Assistant] The pesticides, maybe yeaah. You like Dale and you go, that's a guy that gets it.


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[Assistant] Michael Coupello. The best part of the episode is Nate wisely advising a new comic to punch up with his jokes only minutes after calling Dusty's sister a cow. I know this is the type of hypocrisy that led Turler to jump and ship, but I am all in. Keep it boys!


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[Assistant] Yeah, there's that, but I do think you should punch up. You don't make fun of people down. But, but I mean, but there's a...


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[Assistant] It's uh, but riffing maybe is different. Us joking and riffing is like, just really funny.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Well it would be, like when you're, like you would look at this as equals and so we're all just making fun of each other. Right. Because this is a table that's just about, like, just make jokes and have fun. That's the point of this.


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[Assistant] It's trying to be funny. Only Michael Capello doesn't think. It's called Nate-land. Huh? It's called Nate-land. What do you want it to be called?


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[Assistant] I'm fine with it being called Nightland, but it's, it's your podcast. Yeah, but the, but I mean, I think we're all on this together. Yeah. I don't think, uh, you want it to be called your name. That's what Bates filmed.


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[Assistant] Uh, Chase Schuber, one of the most isolated and uncontacted groups of people on earth are the people on North Sentinel Island in the Bay of Bingo, bingo.


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[Assistant] Multiple times people have tried to land and boat to the island, but multiple times people have been killed because of it. Now that island is protected by the Indian Navy and it is illegal to visit the island at all.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's crazy. Yeah, it's always like if they kill someone though.


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[Assistant] I mean, it's like, you just like, if you die, if you're one that went over there and you die.


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[Assistant] And then you're the family. You're like, can we do anything? And they're like, no. Sounds like India.


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[Assistant] That is, you pay 20 billion dollars just to, you know, one minute up there. You're like, we got close. You're like, I want to go.


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[Assistant] Wake me up when you were going, when are you in it? When are you, you're out, you're out of here.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Why would we just, instead of, you know, the moon, just be like, let's go figure out Antarctica. Let's figure out us first. Maybe this is the new world. They go like, Hey, fix yourself before you fix everybody else. Yeah. Look in the mirror, buddy. Yeah. Look in the mirror.


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[Assistant] Oh, like when you were old, you were older. He still called you Squint. Oh yeaah. Yeaah. He said I looked like Squint when he grew up. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Summer nights are here, so get outside and enjoy your solo stove. Take it camping to the lake or have your neighbors over for s'mores.


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[Assistant] And hang out. They have smaller, larger sizes. The solar stove is the best fire pit I have seen. Not smelling like a campfire is my big thing that I love. Uh, you can just sit around the fire.


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[Assistant] Uh, a fire is very fun. There's no set up, just unbox and enjoy. A little fire starter wood and you can have a nice fire quickly. We have the bonfire version with the stand. Uh, it burns out the white ash.


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[Assistant] Take it to the beach, would they allow fire on the beach? They would like, they should allow solar stuff, they would.


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[Assistant] I don't know if you can, but you should be able to. Try it out. Try it out. Let us know.


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[Assistant] Uh, right now you can get big discounts on all fire pits during solo stove summer sale and use promo code nate at solo stove dot com for an extra ten dollars off. That is solo stove dot com promo code nate for ten dollars off on on top off on top of their incredible summer sale discounts solo stove dot com promo code nate.


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[Assistant] Uh, alright, so this, so, uh, since we, we're gonna talk about candy, since, uh, I don't think we, you know, we talked about a lot of bear stuff. A lot of bear stuff. I like the bear stuff.


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[Assistant] It's how you should be doing it. Yeah. I think we're on to something. Uh, but we didn't, we didn't, so we can't, we're supposed to talk about candy, we didn't talk about, talk about candy. Bates wasn't here to keep it back on track. So, uh, now we have, uh, so now we have more candy.


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[Assistant] More candy. I had some candy this weekend. This week was not good for the diet.


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[Assistant] It was, you know, it was like Harper's birthday. So we went out to eat with Harper and then, uh, you and Justin running around and being, yeah, the, we didn't eat bad then, but, uh, it was Harper's was we go eat. I think I had prime rib. I was like just.


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[Assistant] Start like it is sometimes when you're going down, cause I got down to 166 this week. And then, uh, I'm 169 right now. Uh,


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[Assistant] Which I'm, I'm kinda getting stuck right in this window. And it's cause I haven't been.


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[Assistant] Great on my calorie intake. Uh, and it's cause of being at home, but it's like, you just start like, you know, as some of it is like, you know what? It's just, I feel like I needed a break.


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[Assistant] Like it's like, it's been so much of doing it and then you're like, it was her birthday.


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[Assistant] And, uh, so I had like prime rib then that night that the cousins all spent the night. And so then they had pizza and I'm like, I'm just, I'm like, I felt very hungry and felt you just like kind of tired of it. So I ate pizza that night. I thought, all right, I'll do good tomorrow. And the next day was that we had our, we celebrate our birthday on the night.


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[Assistant] And then it was like, then the weekend just ended up out of a piece of cake and then.


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[Assistant] Uh, you know, then we go, I do some of my brother and we go golf and yeah. And then, so I, then you're just like, eh, weekend was like,


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[Assistant] Especially cause we're trying, like, it wouldn't be bad. Once I can get down to where I want to get down, then I, you can, you can have a little more leeway. But the good thing is, mentally you do know.


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[Assistant] I feel, like, you can kind of feel it. You're like, well, I messed up. And I don't want, I want to go back to, like, my energy's been really good. And, uh, when I was eating good, that's the craziest part is the energy.


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[Assistant] Is how much energy do you have? That's the, that's the best part, I think. And so then now it's like, alright, let's, and like today is like, I'm gonna go back, you know, I'm going back in. 1500 calories, that's what we're down to right now. Which is low. But we're trying to lose, I'm trying to lose weight for the special.


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[Assistant] We just went down to 15. And then so...


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[Assistant] No, look, it could stay at 18, too, if I was, uh, exercising. It's hard to burn calories. I've been walking when I golf, but even that is like 600 calories. It's like not as crazy as you think, but it's still 600, which is a lot.


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[Assistant] Uh, but you know, I mean, I can't, you know, it's like, I can't play every day or walk every day. Uh, so, but it's like, I stay at 1500. It's like if I could stay that for a little bit. Let's see.


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[Assistant] I, I'd be probably, I don't think, I'd never weighed myself then, that I remember.


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[Assistant] Well, when you don't hate where you go, but you have to go back to, I think that helps. Yeah. If I had to go back to a water company, I'd be fine. Like it's.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I did have some for my friend, yeaah. This all started with you telling Matt I don't have enough cigars. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Oh, Hershey's. Hershey's chocolate bar. Number three. Oh, number three Hershey Kisses.


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[Assistant] Well, they're already small, and then they're like, they're going smaller again. Yeaah. And, uh. They're like, they're like, ibuprofen. They're like pills. Yeaah. Am I supposed to just swallow these whole? Yeaah. No, you gotta put a bunch of them in. They gotta go in your mouth like a wave. Yeaah. It's in the little...


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[Assistant] I think it's just, yeaah. But I think it'd be better to carry the, the, it looks cooler to carry the, just the sack of M&M's. The bag. Like a clear bag?


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[Assistant] No, no, like the bag it comes in. You know, if you carry the tube of Minium Minium, it's like kinda like, alright. It's a tough look, yeaah. Yeaah, that's not good.


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[Assistant] I'm not a fan of people. I mean, I don't, I can, I eat them, but not against it. You know, I'm not crazy, but I'm not a fan. I'll eat them. If there's a bowl, if there's two bowls.


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[Assistant] And I, and you leave me alone in a room, I might, I'm going to eat all them M&Ms and all. Really?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I would go Eminem, but I mean, Eminem's are, they're fun.


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[Assistant] They are, yeah, it's all a good time. Yeah. So if you go by, if you go to movies, you're buying the peanut. No, I'm saying, I think most people would.


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[Assistant] Seems like it'd cost more to make. There we go. That factor's in. A little bit. Yeah, that's why you do like them. Because y'all were able to afford them.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah. You walk in, it's just all yellow bags.


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[Assistant] It's when you go to someone's house and they don't have soda or coke. Like when you're like, you have any cokes? And they're like, no, that makes me so angry. You go to someone's house and they don't have cokes, like diet coke or any, like in the, you're like, what are you going to drink? I've got water and like some hand squeezed juice, no, like soda. And I'm just like, what is the.


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[Assistant] I don't want to be unprepared. I don't want to, I don't want to run the risk. I feel like I'm going somewhere that either it's nice or if I'm going to someone's house.


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[Assistant] And you can fill the person out, then you're like, they're not gonna have soda. Like, I'm gonna just bring... You think I have soda, doesn't matter.


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[Assistant] Uh, I would, I think you would. Yeah. You do?


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[Assistant] Yeah, but you don't bother, you'd rather buy the Sam's one?


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[Assistant] I'm gonna- But do you have a regular? No. I- We've had some regular before. We have all diet. So that's- Yeah, so I don't like-


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[Assistant] And then, so we could have some regular, uh, we could have a couple cans here and there, but it's like, in case someone's like, eh, I want regular Coke.


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[Assistant] No, I drink a lot of it. But it's, but it's like I, like if I go somewhere and I don't think you're gonna have it, then I'm gonna bring my own.


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[Assistant] What do you bring? Pepsi? I bring my dive. I mean if I wanna do that, I'm bringing my own, I'm bringing, you know, everybody's got water, I gotta...


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[Assistant] Diet Pepsi bottle. I just makes me, when someone, when you go somewhere and they're like, they don't have it, you're like, I gotta eat. They have pizza.


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[Assistant] And then you're like, in water? Pizza in water. Pizza in water? Do you like sweet tea?


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[Assistant] Uh, yeaah. Sweet tea I'd be fine with, but I still would do soda over it.


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[Assistant] Over uh, sweet tea. But it's sweet tea, if you do it, you're like, you're, you're meeting me halfway. Right. You're at least acknowledging there's other drinks.


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[Assistant] Something's got some sugar with it. Yes, something that's like, you know, you're not, we're not being lunatics here. And you know, you understand that we live in a society.


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[Assistant] It would, uh, if I go to eat, if I hang out with people in LA and I go to their house, it's a major problem. I know they're not going to have, so I know.


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[Assistant] And it's, I don't even, it's like, it's in my plans to just go ahead and stop and bring my own soda. I used to drink Coke. We had pancakes at his house one day and I brought, I went over there and this was a long time ago and I, and I brought my own soda over. Cause I just knew you're not going to have.


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[Assistant] I mean, it may, maybe I'm the one that's the wrong. I understand like, you know, I don't want just orange juice. I want my, but it's like, you can just tell LA guaranteed you're anybody.


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[Assistant] The house you're going to, it's, uh, you ain't getting soaked. Like you're not, they're not gonna have any of that stuff.


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[Assistant] Why would you call everything a coke too? Oh yeaah. Everything's a coke and then you go from there.


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[Assistant] Cause I don't think enough people do that. So it's like, if I talk about


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[Assistant] It's like, it's like the, you're like the, uh, the old man, the old days Hunter, but you're like the new version of it that you're like, well, we had to go get, I wasn't, my parents didn't buy me Cokes. I had to go earn the Cokes. Had to go find foul balls. Had to go find foul balls.


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[Assistant] I don't think they do that anymore. You would get the other suicide. I bet they do in places that are fun and then, but most of the world's unfun. Yeah. And you go, but like, I would imagine like regular.


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[Assistant] You're still, there's times you go and you think everything's disliked.


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[Assistant] It's not like politically correct, but it's like this, we're like, we're not doing, we're not giving sodas, we're not doing all this stuff, and then you, you're going places, you're like, no, people are still doing that.


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[Assistant] Everybody like, you know, I don't think, I think so. Yeah. I mean, I, stuff has gotten way more health conscious, but it's like, I can tell when I.


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[Assistant] When someone comes over, I can see it. I take, you know, cause it's for us, it's like, I'm going to get the kids McDonald's and like, I'll just tell someone's, you know, are you fine with that? And I try to gauge at the, you know, sometimes the parent is like, I mean, yes, she doesn't ever get it. And then, you know.


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[Assistant] But then on mine, I'm like, she gets it enough that it's not that big of a deal. Yeah, it's Tuesday. Yeah, yeah, yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they try to get, well, but it's, cause I think their parent, their family cooks a ton. Right. Which Laura cooked, but it's like, when I've got them, it's like, obviously we're not cooking. And so it's going to be, you know, we're going to go down another road.


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[Assistant] We used to eat fast food like every day. That's how I grew up like that. Like it was just like the hecticness, like my mom cooked, but the hecticness of it sometimes.


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[Assistant] It's everybody's so busy. It's like, yeah, you're just having to go eat fast food. So I mean, I just still, that's why I have trouble eating because it's even with the calorie thing, I have trouble, like I don't still make food at home. I got to figure out how to do it.


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[Assistant] You know, it's like I figure out like ways, that's how I have to eat, cause I, it's like that's how I think to eat.


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[Assistant] Yeah, fast food place. Yeah, you gotta find those goats. That's the key to lose weight. You gotta, or if your mind works like, like a lot of people make food, but if your mind works like mine.


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[Assistant] And I don't know how to not eat out. And so I don't know how to like think, I don't know, like I'm not going to, I don't want to cook. So it's like, I just think, all right, I'm going to, how do I go? Like what, what are my go-tos that like when I'm like in a panic,


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[Assistant] You know, a cliff bar, like, just things that you're like, if I'm...


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[Assistant] Feel like I'm about to, cause that's when you spiral out, cause you're starving.


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[Assistant] And then you're like, I had McDonald's last night, that was added on to the whole thing. Cause I go, well, if I'm eating that, you know, cause then you can see that, like I could just see myself like, well, this is what happened.


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[Assistant] Oh, they're back now. They just gave up on the cancer thing.


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[Assistant] No, it's probably, you know, some, I don't know, some scientists, they're some, they're just doing some study and like, it's just.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeah, I mean, it probably just spirals out. And then it's like, next thing you know, it's like, and they say it and then they go, oh yeah, well, a scientist said it and no one questions that. And then you're like, all right, so this scientist, you don't have to say the scientist, you just say science.


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[Assistant] And you gotta go after something popular, cause it's like, also it's something that people can wrap their head around.


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[Assistant] So they, if you're, if you're taking away, if you say red dye is bad, you're like, well I don't really, I'm not gonna know what that means. But if you tell me you're taking the red M&M away, now I know what that means. So it's like, I feel like if you're that specific, if you're like, we're taking nerds away.


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[Assistant] Then it's like nerds are bad, like it doesn't matter what's in it that's bad. It's just the fact that you're, they go after the red M&M. That seems very weird. And so then that story becomes, you know, they're taking the red M&M way. Like that's a very, that's a, it's an easy story to tell.


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[Assistant] Uh, but it's like, it's also, Eminem might've just given into it just cause they're like, whatever.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think so. We should talk to the guy that probably has the most experience. I drank a lot of Malibu back in the day. Yeah. That's for sure. I was a mellow yellow guy. I like mellow yellow too. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I like Kyle Petty. You were what? Mountain Dew Surge? I don't think it was a Mountain Dew product.


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[Assistant] I feel like I, yeah, it was- You remember Surge? Yeah, but you're young. And it's funny that it's like, that would- Mellow Yellow was the big one. I don't know, I never-


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[Assistant] Sorry. I think I drank Diet Melo Yellow. And I think it still had...


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[Assistant] What is it, did it, it was either, I thought it was that or Diet Mountain Dew, but one of them still had like calories, where you're like, well what's the point? The point of it was supposed to be zero calories.


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[Assistant] We can't get it to zero. I mean, these people are lying to you. If they came out and said it had calories, diet, drinks, I would be devastated. Devastated. Yeaah. Me too.


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[Assistant] Agent Orange here. Yeah, this is like, I mean, but this is like, people that just, uh,


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[Assistant] And you're like, I don't, you know. You're like, what about these M&Ms though?


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[Assistant] Yeaah, well it's like he should have that. Perhaps to be fun. Yeaah. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that was the least he was doing. Yeah. Uh, yeah, I don't know. And then, and that green one's confident now? Cause she has tennis shoes on? Yep. She's a more confident woman. Oh, instead of big. She looks pretty confident.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, well now they're all equals and the exact same. You're like, oh, so they're not fun anymore. Great.


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[Assistant] Yeah, she wakes up everyday. She has a poster of them on the thing.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's- that would be a candy that you're like, I got some time to kill. Yeah.


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[Assistant] That's why it's probably good frozen. Yeah. Yeah, I can see that. Yeah, cause it pulls back. Oh, it just went all in. It's Mikey over here. Yeah.


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[Assistant] And that's the song? Uh, there's, I don't know about that song. You never heard that song? Yeah, I don't like the packaging as much as the name. Oh, Henry. Oh, Henry.


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[Assistant] It's funny like now when you hear about it, but yea, that would be very disappointing.


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[Assistant] Yeah, why would you do that? Did they give her anything else? I think they just gave her a candy bar. Wow.


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[Assistant] I had a whatchamacallit this weekend, cause my buddy Rich, they said it's his favorite.


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[Assistant] I, uh, whatchamacallit was, it's like a, feels like a little Rice Krispie-ish.


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[Assistant] Got a lot going on. Yeaah. Yeaah. Well, I mean, it was definitely not bad. I don't, I don't see how it's your, you know, it's his favorite. I don't see how it's someone's favorite. Yeaah. It's a lot going on.


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[Assistant] It seems like when everybody goes, I'm gonna go buy some candy, y'all want some. And everybody's like, yeah, just whatever. And somebody goes, I'll take a whatchamacallit. You're like, well, now I gotta leave the theater.


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[Assistant] We went to the movies, we saw Minions and, uh,


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[Assistant] Uh, I saw Joe List's 4th of July movie too. Uh, it was crazy. It was good. It was great. Yeah, it's crazy. It's crazy to see it. It's just...


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[Assistant] Everybody in it's comics, they're your friends, they're, it's unreal to go see a movie and you're like, God, that's so wild. Uh, but, uh, I got, they have at the, at the theater, they had like the,


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[Assistant] Man, cause I would take those. I've been sneaking in Skinny Pop.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so I don't know what that is. It's like a, it's 80 calories a bag. But it's like popcorn. So it's like, I've been just, I'll bring in like a, like that. And if you bring in these little gummy things that are like a hundred calories. Oh, I know skinny pop. I'm good to go. Get a little diet, diet cherry, Dr. Pepper.


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[Assistant] Is it taste like doctor, like is it taste like a balloon? Is the can blue or is it? Is the liquid blue?


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[Assistant] I haven't had the Dr Pepper Zero yet. I look forward to it.


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[Assistant] Come on, get us! Is this the craziest one? I think they have one with pretzel also.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeaah, this seems, wow, Reese's...


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[Assistant] With potato chips. They're like, listen, we got all these chips laying around. What's the potato chips? I wonder what the potato chips, I don't know.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Yeaah, it seems like, uh, this could be good though. I like that it ships on a sandwich. I'm sure it is. You know. You try the other one, Aaron.


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[Assistant] Does nobody else want to try? I'll just break off the piece cause I don't want to eat the elephant.


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[Assistant] It's fun, I could see how this would become a problem. Like you would, you know.


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[Assistant] You would just be, uh, I could definitely see how you, this would get, this would spiral out of control.


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[Assistant] Like you would be like, I don't know, it's, it's, it's, it's fine. And then you would be like, the next thing I know you've eaten 10 of them.


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[Assistant] I'm not against it, but it's exactly what you think it, but you could also, if you're like, I don't want to spend the money, then buy a bag of chips and Reese's and then eat them together. Just put a chip on top of it. Maybe that's why this got started. Cause it let enough people did that. Cause they wanted a little, cause they wanted a little crunch with them.


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[Assistant] Yeah, have you, uh, have you seen, you know, some people pour M&M's in their popcorn at the movies?


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[Assistant] I've seen people do, I don't, I don't, I think I've tried, I don't like that. I haven't done that mix.


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[Assistant] Oh you have? Yeah, just recently. But was it homemade or?


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[Assistant] Uh, I mean, it comes to mind, uh, I like Tootsie Roll a lot. Tootsie Pop. I've been on some Tootsie Robe. I like Blow Pop. What is it? Blow Pop. Blow Pop is great.


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[Assistant] Uh, I think blow pop's great. Tootsie pop is, uh, yeaah, solid. I think Tootsie pop's where it's at. I don't like chocolate, I like the fruity ones.


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[Assistant] Michigan did it. And uh, junior high school. There you go.


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[Assistant] Can you imagine you, you're still paying off your student debt and you're like, well, who else did it? Uh, some junior high school for free.


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[Assistant] I mean, so, and that's so ridiculous. What's ridiculous about it? Well, cause so the kids do the real thing and it's, it's less than half.


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[Assistant] The fact that they built a machine is, do you know, like, what's the, what is going on?


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[Assistant] How's that? I get you wanna have fun, I get that there's some fun things, I get that you're great, like everything can't be super serious, I understand that.


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[Assistant] It should be a regular school like growing up fun thing. I don't know if it should be. When we're trying to prepare you for the world and you're like, you know, you spent two months trying to make a machine that evenly


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[Assistant] She said the scientist would have more odds of doing it. Maybe you get lucky and do it on your own. Yeah. How successful.


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[Assistant] I'll just eat it. Try to open it, you might as well, you know.


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[Assistant] Well, I think it's the fact that it's like, it's whatever the white stuff is, is probably not.


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[Assistant] You know, it's like drywall. Yeah, like it's, it's not going to come like it's like anything. If you, uh, it's not going to come off evenly because it's, you could probably make come off even when it's first made.


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[Assistant] But it's like once it's been in a container forever. I don't know if I understand the benefit of pulling it off equally.


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[Assistant] Uh, to waste money of the parents and the kids, you know, like are the, that's the benefit of it because I don't...


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[Assistant] Yeah, once you do it, you're like, I don't think, it's been in a package for too long.


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[Assistant] So it's just, it's all, it's too like stuck together that you could never, you'd have to like cut it with a knife.


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[Assistant] I would almost just, no one said that before they started this. They go, well they go, they go, I think you'd have to cut it cause it's just too packed so it's never gonna do it. Like an exacto knife. Let's do a, let's build a machine for it.


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[Assistant] Get a ride, Dusty. What is this? Does it teach them how to do, I guess, other stuff later? I think the machine, oh, there it is right there.


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[Assistant] What about it? I picture a printing machine and then it prints out like a real stuff, a real thing. I don't, it doesn't make sense.


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[Assistant] Is it what, like you can make this cup?


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[Assistant] And you would be a real cup. So the machine has all the stuff in it to make a cup.


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[Assistant] But so to make something, you have to have the materials of that thing.


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[Assistant] I mean, I said to make the bowl, and he said yeaah.


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[Assistant] And so people just standing at, like in an office and they're just like, I want a sandwich. Like this is the future. And they're going to be like, I'll take a burger. And then they type it and it 3d prints a burger. And then you just go eat. You eat the paper and it tastes like a burger.


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[Assistant] Gotta eat it quick. Are like, are people making stuff and you can buy a 3D printed thing? Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. For sure.


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[Assistant] I mean, I think it'd be quicker to make the sandwich.


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[Assistant] Like, I mean, I could see like, I think your setup would be just set up the stuff you would want, like all the options, and you open the refrigerator and make any sandwich you want. And then that would be...


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[Assistant] I mean, it's not, I mean, I don't know. I just think...


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[Assistant] Yeah, it would be a lot of work just to be like, we could also go to Subway.


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[Assistant] You'd be surprised. When you eat sandwiches you're basically old enough to make sandwiches.


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[Assistant] I mean, the window is very small. Harper can make her own sandwich now.


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[Assistant] So you got a tiny window where you're like, you know, all hands on deck.


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[Assistant] And like doing it, but I think you're, you know, yeaah.


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[Assistant] You got rock candy. I don't know if I trust this.


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[Assistant] Okay, like I would think dum-dums. I've never heard of Yummers. I don't know what that is.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that is true. You don't, uh, if you're, if you like having a can, yea banks.


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[Assistant] It makes it enjoyable. Like, you know, the fact that you're going to get like a little treat, like you just have it. It's like, uh, you know, and, and it's a long wait. And so then you got kids. So if your kids are in there, like a bank is the worst thing for a kid. So then you're like, you want to get a sucker in there? Like, yeah. And then they go in there and they wait for the sucker. I feel like it's like, uh, that kind of thing.


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[Assistant] They, yeah, they, I feel like smaller, like mom and pop places might do something like that, but you gotta get there early. And then they go have a donut, you know.


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[Assistant] I love hats. I like hats too. It is funny, like people want them that bad. They're like, let me get one more. And you're like, what does it matter?


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[Assistant] You're the, it's the first, it's the first time I've ever heard someone work for Affleck.


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[Assistant] That's the best. I've been chewing gum a lot because it's, uh, you get not many calories.


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[Assistant] Oh, yeah, that's, I think I have it. I think that's the gum I chew. It's like the mint.


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[Assistant] Pure must be current top seller. On Amazon? I don't know. I don't know. Your listings.


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[Assistant] You would even think that you could have crushed beetles in a thing. I dunno.


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[Assistant] Well, it doesn't make s- I would think that it's not true. I can't even tell you which one's red. Yeah, I don't think any of those are red. Oh, I would think it's not true. I would not believe that.


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[Assistant] I mean that's, I mean that guy's basically a billionaire. In 1904?


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[Assistant] And you want me to call it cotton candy?


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[Assistant] Wow, I can't. I wanna try that gummy bear. I don't know what that's, uh, I don't think I like that. You about to try it out? I guess so. You gotta kinda have to.


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[Assistant] It's, it's, it's the chocolate that is not good and you're just, you want to get to the, and then you get to the gummy bear. Once you get the chocolate off.


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[Assistant] And then you get to the gummy bear and you're like, yeah. I think so. You're like, I could eat another one. But you would have to get, you have to get through that chocolate.


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[Assistant] Like a comedy act on the road, but have like a great t-shirt. Like this is like an exact thing that you'd be like, this dude has made, no one knows who he is, but his shirts are everywhere. Oh yeah. And like this guy's just like, he's making like 10 grand a night just selling.


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[Assistant] They love it. They love it. They love it. They love that shirt. They love it so much. And yeah, I mean, but you go see an act. I mean, this would be, this does feel like a comic would sell this. Oh yeah. I got dingleberries.


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[Assistant] But at like how, like how much, where'd you have to get these all famous off?


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[Assistant] Oh, and so like if you just went and got a bunch of these and then just said and sold them for how much were they? Like, I don't know.


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[Assistant] Uh, I paid with change. Uh, but it's like, it's like the bag's like $4, you just charge $15. Oh yeaah. And then you go, and you just, I mean, iconic, and just do a joke about Dingleberry.


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[Assistant] As it happens in Urban Legend, they talk about Pop Rocks.


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[Assistant] And does it happen in the movie? Pacey from Dawson Creek's in it. Which guy? Pacey.


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[Assistant] That's exciting. I love Dawson Creek. That was my, I loved it. I watched every episode. That was my years. That was your Dallas.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeah, but we watched it. It was, Dawson's Creek was made for like kids in high school. Like, so I graduated in 96. Like it was like, Dawson Creek was.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yeah. I just looked at, I follow him on Instagram. He has six kids. Oh, good for him. Yeah. Uh, and then. Oh, sorry.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeaah, that's cool. They, uh, uh, we have squirrel problems. We gotta go to his house and tell him.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we watched Shame of the Build, that was when I was younger. Yeah. And then, uh, Dawson Creek was like your kind of soap opera. Oh yeah. You didn't have a show?


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[Assistant] Yeah, it became more, yeah, I guess it became more reality.


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[Assistant] Like one tree- I never watched one tree heal, but that was-


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[Assistant] They're not. I mean the ones I just named. Though Sea, is it not a reality show? I don't know. Laguna Beach? I don't know. It is a reality show. Okay. I think they're the first reality.


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[Assistant] Oh, Henry, uh, wow. So, uh, are you talking up to him now? Yeah. Yeah. That, uh, alright. I like the idea that even Mythbusters is like doing it. They're like, we don't do it to ourselves. And you're like, well, I think we would know.


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[Assistant] If, I mean, the fact that they, if this was true, they're just allowing pop rocks and sodas to still exist.


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[Assistant] Oh, then it goes back to normal. Yeah. Oh. It doesn't matter.


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[Assistant] I bet if you go, how much does it grow normally? And they'd be like, one time, two times, you'd be like, that's not that big of a deal.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeaah, I mean I barely. It was like, ehh, comic show. He does a comic, it's like all that stuff where it's like, where they're entertainers.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, and then they're, it's like whatever they have is like, yeah, it is funny cause it's like he's not a scientist at all, right? And it is funny that they have Bill not a scientist. Like they, and they go to him like real scientists. They ask him like, what do you think? It's like, yeah, he's not.


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[Assistant] That, like melted, it's still, that's way too smooth. I would say that missed the whole thing.


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[Assistant] Why, so, you're doing a podcast on comedy. Why would you not present that as real?


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[Assistant] Here's how confident I am Winston Churchill going to take a candy bar. I don't think we even have to try to give it to him. I think you go eat a candy bar in front of him and then the whole time he will only be thinking about where did you get that candy bar.


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[Assistant] Yeah, cause you don't chew gum early on a flight cause then what are you going to do with it? I always think then you shouldn't get tired of it.


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[Assistant] I have a weird thing about it. I'm not good with wrapping. I need gum to be gone. I can't have it wrapped up or I can't have it be sitting.


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[Assistant] Well I don't love that this stuff is all laying. Okay. But I mean I've dealt with it because I'm a professional. Okay. But it's, uh. You've been worried about it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't, I don't care for it. I've looked at this about a hundred times, but it's, it's, I don't like it either to be honest with you. I can handle like this bag and I can make it look like it's closed and it's back to like really put together in place. I'm fine with, but when it's like just a crazy mess.


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[Assistant] But I won't have gum unless I know I'm gonna be able to get- I won't have something- Can I get rid of the trash? I won't have anything unless I know I can get rid of the trash.


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[Assistant] All right, uh, we love you everybody. Thank you very much as always for listening. Uh, yeah, I'll be in, uh, uh, this coming up this week, uh, I'm heading to Bend, Oregon and Jacksonville, Oregon, amphitheaters. And then, uh, I'll go in and then I'll be in Hawaii. Uh, Bend, Oregon, Jacksonville is this weekend.


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[Assistant] Uh, right, yeaah. And then, uh, something, and then Hawaii, 22nd and 3rd, I believe, uh, Maui and Honolulu. I will be there. Uh, very excited. Very excited about all these shows. So go check that out. Come out.


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[Assistant] Welcome. Uh, as always, I'm a neighbor, get seat, Brown Bay, Taryn Webber, uh, dusty sleigh. We're back living it up. Living the dream. Uh.


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[Assistant] And so that's like 18 hours. And so we stopped in Big Cedar Lodge, which is in, uh, Branson.


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[Assistant] And, uh, I golfed there and, uh, and then we went and then drove there.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Nick, yeah, Nick, uh, rode around a cart with us. You didn't drive the cart with us?


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[Assistant] It was, you would like big see this place. Have you heard of that? No. It's big lakes, a lot of boating. We did, uh, the rope.


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[Assistant] Like, you know, you do the rope thing where you go, there's three levels and you're tied in and you gotta walk across. Yeah, we did that. Oh yeah, I'd be into that. Yeah. It does not seem high. When you're on the ground, you're like, yeah, it's not going to be bad. And then you get up there, you're like, it is hot. What's that called? Just like a high ropes course? Yeah. Ropes course or something. Yeah. And, uh, it's very hot.


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[Assistant] Well, you're, you're, yeah, you're tied up this thing, but it's, yeah, it's pretty crazy. I mean, it's, you're, you just end up higher than you think.


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[Assistant] I trusted these kids and know what they're doing.


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[Assistant] Uh, the feel there is like it's kids that are in school and they're just, you know, they're about to start back to school and you know.


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[Assistant] Uh, there's always like a girl talking to the guys that's not working there. She's on the outside of the fence and they, and they talk as they tie you up into the thing and he's, he's just repeating the lines.


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[Assistant] You know, just whatever going through the motions and so, yeah, you definitely do check a little bit. The order you get, you're like, I remember how much I didn't pay attention at that age. I didn't have people's lives in my hands.


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[Assistant] I would hope that they wouldn't have like a speed button on it. Like it would just be. Me too. Moment you're like, here's the one, this is all it can do. It should be one setting. Yeah, it's weird. Yeah. That'd be crazy if they're like, no, we let the guy.


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[Assistant] Fill it out, you know, maybe we got some- If you don't like them. Maybe it's too light, folks, but we got a little couple bigger folks up there, so we gotta get a little like, swingin' it back and, you know.


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[Assistant] Almost like the, the government is aware of a state fair. So you're like, at least they're scared that someone's going to show up and check them. But a county fair, you're like, I don't know if no one knows you here. The mayor of that town might not know you're here.


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[Assistant] I hear a lot about that. Is that good? It's so good.


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[Assistant] Uh, I feel like there's a day we all go and, or my family goes. Uh, but yeah, we, uh, we, uh, we go with, with Skyfares. I mean, that's what it's about, dude.


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[Assistant] Where was the show? Was it on, like, uh. Huge, uh, like.


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[Assistant] Yeah, people that like their windows down, I think like their windows down. Oh yeah. They're, they're, they don't want to be messed. Like I've gotten cars, cause it's a pretty bold statement to, if you, if you're taking something that you don't really know.


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[Assistant] And your windows are down. That's a very much, well, this is my car. And so you're going to deal with how I, you know, like usually I, it's a, you kind of like kind of fill out what's going on. It's like with the radio too.


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[Assistant] I, yeah, I don't, yeah, it is, yeah, windows down is, yeah, it's funny.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I would like that. I would get that.


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[Assistant] Same thing where. Well, that's funny, Aaron, because I think you've said this before and you do it every time. Go ahead, Aaron.


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[Assistant] I had, I remember one time, uh, I think I was in DC when Laura was with us and I had a bathroom door that I couldn't get open because it was, uh,


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[Assistant] It was like when the, when it got wet, it was like the door would get stuck and it locked from inside. And I mean, I about had.


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[Assistant] You know. A problem. That's, yeaah, you start going, ta-da, and it's just immediate. Just like, I mean, I'm going to knock this door down. Yeah. That's what's about to happen.


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[Assistant] I think it's good to know that, uh, for people that go open for you, that your headlining mode is, you got some rules. Yeah. I mean, just to get started off on the headline part of your career and you're already like, this sounds about to be two things.


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[Assistant] And just so you're aware, when I come out, you're going to be like, did you shower? And I'm like, yeah, I got redressed and dried off all.


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[Assistant] Just bottle it up. Enjoy it. Enjoy it while it lasts. You'll get older. I like to wait till they break out their laptop.


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[Assistant] That's when we landed on the moon. Right. Just old Dusty goes in, young Dusty just let stuff slide, but Dusty now, dude.


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[Assistant] I don't know if that's... I think this all kind of makes sense now. Yeaah. Yeaah, it's coming again.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeah, check in with that girl with the brushed teeth. I will check in with her. Okay, how you doing?


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[Assistant] I don't know. Yeah. We're gonna find out. Yeah. Well, we're about to read these comments. Let's see. Uh, this one of the comments is hurt.


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[Assistant] Uh, Josh, uh, Josh Oakley, I've listened to every episode of this podcast. I've never heard Dave respond more quickly or confidently about anything than when he confirmed that McDonald's does still in fact use plastic straws. It's true. You know your stuff. I didn't know that. Well, I don't want misinformation on here.


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[Assistant] Jonathan Parker. Yiyi is a country term used to express excitement or happiness coined by country music artist Granger Smith. Yiyi has since been marketed by the band selling merchandise such as t-shirts, flags, decals, et cetera.


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[Assistant] There's also a great Yiyi is a great name for merchandise.


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[Assistant] Like just, like a company. I think so, yea. We should've got in on that. I know. We missed the bus.


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[Assistant] Nathan McCarter, Illinois, Illinoiss.


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[Assistant] Illinois had to delay large lottery payouts just five years ago due to budget reasons, but they eventually resumed. There are no cases of lotteries defaulting, but theoretically it is possible. Even having to delay them is enough.


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[Assistant] That, that's insane. You're like, oh, well, but I was supposed to be getting it. It's like, wow, we're having some budget. That would make me then go, I should have done the buyout.


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[Assistant] Even if there is, there's no cases of it, you're just like...


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[Assistant] That feels made up just to trip you up. It does. That's why I laugh. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Go with first name Laura and that last name T-O-K-G-O-Z-O-G-L-U. And just go, we're going to name her Laura.


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[Assistant] Oh, she might have. That's gotta be an interesting family reunion.


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[Assistant] Uh, Jimmy Crowther. Back in third grade, one of my classmates was Michael Irvin's youngest son.


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[Assistant] If his son ever makes it big, I guess there'd be worth something, but I think I lost that trade. Isn't his son playing?


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[Assistant] It would be great if Mike Orman's son's like, well, I still have those bouncy balls. And you're like, wow, that guy is, when he takes something, he takes something.


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[Assistant] I want, I want to see everything. Where's these bouncy balls at?


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[Assistant] When I was younger I asked my grandma to give me the Superman comic book that came out right after the death of Superman. It was called Funeral for a Friend and had Superman flying towards the sun.


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[Assistant] I thought it'd be worth something someday and was excited to get a copy. Imagine my disappointment when I opened it up on Christmas and written in black permanent marker across the sun was Chris. Thanks grandma. Is that worth something now?


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[Assistant] That was a long way to, I feel like get to the bottom of it.


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[Assistant] Jared Showerman, can't wait for that, uh, Superman episode.


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[Assistant] They came back stating that autographs were of questionable authenticity and they could not be graded. I was there when he signed them. Not sure what this does to the value of these cards, but I still love them for sentimental reason. It's kind of a fun story.


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[Assistant] I mean, all that matters. It's like if the guy, you know...


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[Assistant] You gotta imagine the signatures are always gonna be different. I mean, I think I've, like I, I've signed, or I've had to sign a bunch of stuff, and like you just, sometimes it's just different. You're not gonna mess up. It's not like you're just a robot. You're, I'll forget my last name. I'll be like, uuuh.


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[Assistant] And then some are like, it looks like, it's just, it's like, I'm really drawing it out.


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[Assistant] Yeah, some are just, you're like, yeah, we know exactly who it is. And then some are you just like, ah, I forgot everything.


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[Assistant] I always have trouble with Nathaniel. I have to autograph Nathaniel. You do your whole name? Well that's for like... Oh, like...


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[Assistant] Check. Business ventures. Yeah. Cursive. I would do it, but Laura makes me do it.


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[Assistant] She'll be like, this one's Nathaniel. I'm like, well why can't I just do the other one? But she makes me do Nathaniel and there's a few.


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[Assistant] This is uh, an H and an L that comes later. H's are tough. The L comes back at the end.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well, when they, they go, what's the name saying? You go dusty. They're like, oh, okay. Makes sense now. Exactly. Yeah.


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[Assistant] One day the dog walker came and couldn't find the dog's ball to play with, so she picked up a baseball to play with the dog.


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[Assistant] Off the shelf was an autographed Freddie Freeman ball. As you can see, the ball is messed up and Freddie's autograph is not recognizable. Good night.


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[Assistant] I would imagine the thing, if you're, if you're a dog walker and you're going to go throw balls, you would just say, always ask yourself, have I ever thrown this kind of ball to a dog before? And if your answer is no, then maybe move on.


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[Assistant] There's a lot of times you get caught in a situation where you think.


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[Assistant] Is this the, this is going to be the first time I'm doing this. Is this the right, should I be doing it this way? But I understand how you could also be like, yeah, thank you. Cause you're scared they're going to be like, of course you can throw these baseballs.


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[Assistant] Mike Monaco thought I would share some ancient Roman silver coins that I collect. None is particularly valuable, uh, or rare, but this picture shows the faces of each coin, top row and their reverses, bottom row. These are four of the twelve emperors of Rome who ruled between 44 BC and 96 AD.


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[Assistant] The one on the far left is Emperor Tiberius, who ruled during the time of Jesus. It's extraordinarily unlikely, but there's a vanishingly small chance that this is this very coin.


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[Assistant] It's, you know, in your head, you're like, if it's not worth a million dollars, you're like, then it's not worth anything.


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[Assistant] Like if you think you got a collectible thing, I guess if you think it's 10, you know, if it was like thousands of dollars, but it sounds like it's worth $300, you're kind of like.


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[Assistant] But that would be, would that not be like our coins now? Being like this might have been one of the coins in the president's pocket. Of all our coins. So the odds of that would be extremely low.


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[Assistant] You could sell a regular quarter and be like, this quarter's been in the hands of every celebrity that's ever lived.


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[Assistant] But then they might go, well, so my coin might be like that. Yeah. So why do I need yours? Yeah. And you go, uh huh. That's a good point. That is a good point.


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[Assistant] Nortrum money. Uh, my sophomore year at Ole Miss, 2014. Man, I got into that sentence. It was, it keeps going. Sophomore year at Ole Miss, 2014, we upset number one Alabama.


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[Assistant] You did something similar with Vanderbilt. Yea, I carried one out. We gave it to, when Vanderbilt beat South Carolina for the first SEC win, we tried to, we tried to go tear down the goalpost.


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[Assistant] And they said, Titans are, cause the Titans were just coming here and they go, we have Titans game tomorrow, so you can't. And we said, okay. It was like one guy. That's how little.


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[Assistant] That's how dom- little like of a force we had going into here and then go, but like one guy was like, nah, Titans getting marred. We go, that's understandable. And then we left.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they're like, that's reasonable. Yeah, he goes, the Titans are playing tomorrow. You know, it's good the Titans are here. So I agree. Uh, we're going to wait. Good game though, huh? The next week we, yeah, the next week we beat Duke.


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[Assistant] We beat Duke and went and tore him down after we beat Duke. I mean, honestly, now we might tear him down if we beat Duke. But back then it was like, Duke was...


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[Assistant] And so they beat him down. I tore him down. I had a picture of it. Uh, like a real, like someone took a real picture and he was like carrying out a jersey on.


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[Assistant] And then I remember we carried, you carried out, you don't really know where you're going.


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[Assistant] And then we went to a frat her frat house and they said, just put it in the yard. Like they were.


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[Assistant] Like it was, like they bought it off eBay and then they got just dropped in the yard and we go, all right, we dropped in the yard and then, uh, I walked back to my car. Yeah, that was it. There's no, once you get it down. Yeah.


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[Assistant] There's not, you, you could, I can tell you.


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[Assistant] Unless you're the one that's leading you to the house, you are just a mover.


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[Assistant] I mean I have a piece of turf up there from Vanderbilt. I mean we, we had a lot of stuff happen on that turf.


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[Assistant] I don't know why we didn't. It's got four, it's got two things, it's hard. It looks like an H. You gotta have an old goal post. It's not a picture, no, it's an old goal post for some reason in my head. It's like that H, old school H. Yeah, ours is still on the goal line too. Yeah, yeah. It's a whole, I was to it quicker than I thought and then I just was like, I'm not ready for this. Still on the goal line.


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[Assistant] There's a metal pole in the middle of the field. Like it's crazy. I agree, but it's funny that it is, you do always think that you're like, that's like the idea of you're like, well, someone's going to die and you're like, but no one did. Yeah. And then you're like, well, they didn't wear helmets and you're like, and everybody was fine. They were safer without helmets. Yeah.


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[Assistant] There's a lot of stuff like that where you ride, you know, it's like you're wearing


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[Assistant] Yeah, but you do. I mean, I do it with Harper. She's going to wear a helmet everywhere. And, uh, but you do think you're like, I never wore a helmet. No, I don't even know if you could buy a helmet.


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[Assistant] And you know, seatbelts, like you know, like all this stuff now, and you're like, we were fine.


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[Assistant] I watched some of the Yankees Red Sox play last night and you just seen like Aaron Judge up to bat. Aaron Judge is a freak, man. Yea, you're like, this guy.


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[Assistant] Couple days ago. They could, yeah, they could still catch Aaron. They could. That's why it's a lot of pressure.


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[Assistant] The photo for Mark Jackson's basketball card was taken with the Menendez brothers sitting courtside in the background. Apparently the photo was taken after they had already murdered their parents. That's insane.


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[Assistant] That's always fascinating to see a picture like this. To me, it's just how different lives are. Like in this little picture, you're like, oh, it's about Mark Jackson. And then you look at everybody and you're like, those two guys just did. They just killed someone.


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[Assistant] Man. Was this a high profile case at the time? I think so. I don't know much about it. I need to watch, uh,


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[Assistant] Isn't there a show about it? Yeah, I need to watch it because I don't really know anything about it.


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[Assistant] I don't think you're in the right. If you're in a murdering mindset, I don't think you're.


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[Assistant] He's an extra in the show. Alright, he's like someone just walking down.


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[Assistant] The date of the, uh, you know, you get it. I really checked out on that joke. Uh, yeaah. I think I was like looking at it all and I was like, I don't think you really got anything here, bud.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, some people said that's me. Yeaah, you told us that then.


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[Assistant] Just where that picture was taken, I'd imagine someone did. So probably a lot of those people.


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[Assistant] I think the police are aware of most of the people in that picture. Yeaah. You're on the list. Adam Mereden. Meredian. Meredian.


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[Assistant] David Wells bought a game used Babe Ruth Yankee Sat for $35,000 against Joe Torre's explicit warning.


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[Assistant] Welles wore it in one inning in a game against Cleveland in 1997 and was fined $2,500 by the team. He paid the fine in $1 bills. In 2012, Welles put the hat in an auction that was


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[Assistant] That was featuring other Babe Ruth memorabilia. The hat now game worn by two Yankee legends, one a Hall of Famer and the other having pitched a perfect game went on to sell for $537,000.