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[Assistant] We don't know if that's a cassowary. We don't know. Yeaah, we don't know what's going on. But between fact and fiction, the thing says it's between fact and fiction.


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[Assistant] And so, yeaah, I mean, you gotta think mentality of like wanting to fight and casseroys like feel like they want to fight. So that mentality goes a long way.


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[Assistant] Within a fight, like, you know, I, I, I picture like this is like a tiger and a polar bear. A tiger feels like it wants to fight and a polar bear doesn't. So that, that plays a lot into it. So something could be big.


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[Assistant] And like, if they have to fight, they're going to fight. But like, that's why grizzly bear will beat a polar bear. That's when they have fault because they're just so much more aggressive.


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[Assistant] That they're going, the polar bear is bigger, but the mindset of the polar bear doesn't want to fight. Its whole body is white, so it blends into the snow. It wants to be left alone. And grizzly bears are like, I want to get, I want to get after you.


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[Assistant] Any camouflage involved with a grizzly bear in its color? You just don't think about him like a polar bear.


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[Assistant] Yeah, there is, I guess brown, but I mean, polar bear is literally like, I'm going to go live in the area. That's only.


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[Assistant] Cause they're scared. They cover them up cause they hear a helicopter and they go, you know.


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[Assistant] Airplane flying over until they talk with their nose covered.


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[Assistant] JS, the Nashville Zoo has a cassowary. I think we need the four of you to go check it out in person and teach us more about that insane bird. We should go down to the Nashville Zoo and do that.


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[Assistant] Right before you get there, I'm gonna take Eleanor through it. Yeah, I'm gonna go get her and take her.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeaah. Yeaah, go see the cassowary.


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[Assistant] Uh, Ian Rice, writing to you from Maine, home of the University of Maine black bears and where our state animal is the moose. I have to take issue with Aaron's assertion.


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[Assistant] Assertion that black bears and moose live in two different parts of the country. So this doesn't happen. I assure you, they do coexist.


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[Assistant] You are the grizzly bear of this podcast. Aggressive.


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[Assistant] To have a minor in philosophy. When you are going, when you go for a major and you know everybody knows you went for that major and then it has to be a minor.


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[Assistant] Like when do you flip it? Were you going to have two majors? I was a double major until the last day. Yeah. So the very last day. And then it was major.


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[Assistant] And yet of no use entirely living in Tennessee.


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[Assistant] Growing up as a New England native, this was drilled into us new drivers and Nate has done us proud. Thank you.


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[Assistant] Yeah dude, I mean I just first showed it up there, that was drilled into me. When you hear that there's a chance as you're driving through the night.


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[Assistant] You're not gonna know what happens, but a moose body will land on your whole windshield. It sticks in there.


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[Assistant] Every time you drive. I think about it, it pops up in my head the visual of it a lot.


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[Assistant] I picture a big barrel like body.


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[Assistant] And then you just, the legs give out and that just falls through the windshield. That's what I picture.


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[Assistant] I don't have dreams of it. No, these are during the day. These are just, I'm walking around. I'm at Publix. I could be at Target and I'm just. That's almost like visions. I have visions of it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think I'm already minored. I think before I even got there and showed up, I'd be a minor.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Laugh it up. Yeah. That was foolish though, Eric. You should be ashamed of that. Uh, Christian Moscoso. Moscoso.


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[Assistant] Uh, Christian Mascoso. That's a good choice of names. I think that's a great name for that last name.


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[Assistant] Muskoka, Christian Muskoka? Yeah, I really do. I think they really go together.


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[Assistant] I think it was Joe Moscoso, you'd be like, uh, uh, uh, uh. This guy might be a Christian, so.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I'm actually, as I said, Joe, I don't hate Joe. Uh, Bill Muscoso. I don't even know if I, I don't even mind that. I'm trying to find a name. Philip Muscoso. I don't know. That has a ring to it too. I think the last name is just great. It is a good last name. Muscoso.


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[Assistant] Baboons are a huge problem for farmers. So the way they deal with them is by catching one of them and painting it white. Then they release it and as it runs back to its group, it scares them so they, it scares them so they run away from it and keeps following them.


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[Assistant] So they keep running, et cetera. That's kind of hilarious and that's.


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[Assistant] I bet they have something that just like, like explodes on the, like an airbag type. Maybe they should bleach the firm. And then it's like, oh no. And then it runs back. Bleach the firm. Like M&M.


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[Assistant] That is, you know, I like the, the, the, the, your comment on that. They're not farmers. Cause that is true. Like that's like, you want to go, you know, it's like, well, this village doesn't know what they're doing. You're like, this village has been doing this for maybe hundreds and thousands of years. Yeah. Longer than you've been aware of it. They, they might be like, it worked. Yeah.


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[Assistant] You know, and then just someone in a building goes.


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[Assistant] Yeah, literally if you're, you're like, they're getting our.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, thank you. Yeaah. Like be like a cat that brings a bird to your... Yeaah, right, a kind of offering, yeaah. Like that's like, I appreciate that. Yeaah. I don't want it, but like, yeaah, it's very nice. You did bring a gift. You brought something. Yeaah. You went out of your way. Yes. And did something. Right. And that's appreciated.


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[Assistant] I'm surprised at Aaron's insistence that the elephant would not be aggressive. In ancient times, elephants were used in war. They would sometimes put armor on elephants, get them drunk, and then had them charged into tightly packed enemy soldiers.


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[Assistant] Could you, could I write my own Bible? You good? Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah. I watched Congo. But I mean, take on the bite. What would your, what would your spin?


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[Assistant] Ronald Mitchell. The next animal fight bracket should include ants versus dusty after you drink several bottles of water.


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[Assistant] Uh, Matt Pittman, just finished listening to the Animal Fights episode and it reminded me of a debate me and my friends have been arguing about for years. In a fight to the death, would you rather take on one lion or 100 seagulls?


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[Assistant] It's going to be even, uh, I know that they're, it's like, I mean the movie birds.


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[Assistant] The Alfred Hitchhawk movie, which I've actually watched that movie, the birds, uh, and yeah. And so is that those seagulls? Yeah. And so like, yeah, there, it would be pretty wild. Do you get a weapon in this battle? No. And.


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[Assistant] So, uh, you just gotta fight them. And so it's, I mean, you could just, you know, it's like, you could, you could grab the birds.


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[Assistant] I think the birds you could maybe get away and you wouldn't have that much damage were a lion. Like, I mean, you imagine it starts eating you and you're still alive. Like, it's. Yeah, I'm going seagulls. It's just a lion is just so powerful that there's just a hundred of them.


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[Assistant] For your education. See that was like a kind of a clap back word to the audience to go.


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[Assistant] Don't forget I'm minored in philosophy.


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[Assistant] I have a major and a minor. For sure. Yeaah. Almost double major.


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[Assistant] Unlike my brother and sister. Yeah, my brother and sister, my family, most of my family is double majors and I was close. I'm the rebel.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Your parents have a- My mom does, my dad doesn't. But my dad has a m-


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[Assistant] Uh, I think I would do seagulls. But a lion is just, I don't know if you could ever, you could at least beat some, I'm just going off what I could beat. You could beat up seagulls. A lion you're really gonna never, I mean how are you gonna kill a lion with your hands?


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[Assistant] Look at, yeah, they would just, I mean, they, they basically be like little, the beaks are, yeah, it's just like, I mean, they would just be pulling at your, it'd be getting pinched.


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[Assistant] Yeah, by a hundred. By a hundred, like in super fast. Just pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa.


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[Assistant] They might start fighting each other. There's a hundred of them. Like they're going to get in there. They're going to, I mean, they're going to get, they're going to trample some of them on their own. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Okay. And that's like a lion is like, yo, it's just me and you. But even if they kill ten, there's still ninety of them. That's something. With a lion, he's just looking at you going, it's me and you. And you can.


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[Assistant] Uh, I think it could. Wheeler Garrett, the topic of who would win a fight between a moose versus bear became a heated argument for my friend group in high school and ended up leading to the biggest argument we ever had. My friend, my friend Sam Snyder claimed he could beat 12, 12 year olds in a fight.


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[Assistant] Half their friend group said this was ridiculous, the other half not so much. We even went as far to ask our friend's 12 year old brother to rally up 11 of his friends. It's been years and we still fight over this sometimes. So they were.


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[Assistant] This all of a sudden feels a lot more serious than the other ones. Well the size of the 12 year old kids, I mean some of these kids are. Well that's true too. I mean that's just, yea.


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[Assistant] But they still don't have your, your mentality is just so different.


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[Assistant] Like you're, you know, if you're older, you are, you're like, I'll do this to the death. And if you're 12, you're going to be like, well, I don't want to get hurt. There's a point where you kind of go, you pop a couple of them quick. I think they're going to.


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[Assistant] I think it's, I think that's an argument that can go either ways. I think he can beat up 12, 12 year olds? I don't know.


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[Assistant] Yeah. It's really going to be the, who's the guy fighting? What is your, you know.


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[Assistant] I have to see a 12 year old. I don't know what a 12 year old looks like. Harper's Tent.


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[Assistant] Yeah. He's got two more years left. And then she's really gonna start running her mouth at him.


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[Assistant] If you're still thinking about your mom this month, why not think outside of the box? Moms do a lot. Why not give her her very own electric e-bikes? Uh, yeah.


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[Assistant] Laura rides our electric bike. I'm a giant fan of these things. They're so fun. Uh, it's like riding, you know, a motorcycle or a scooter, but it's a bike and you just pedal and you can, you can have it go with you. You don't even pedal at all. It's just a very easy thing to get around. If you live in a neighborhood, it's super fun to go around, but you can go take it on the trail.


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[Assistant] Uh, you can go, you know, just, I mean, if you live in a city, it's like, you see them, they'd use them in cities.


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[Assistant] And so if you're in a city, you can go do it, but I mean, there's just a lot of stuff I think you'd realize.


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[Assistant] Uh, they have a powerful removal battery, a bright LCD display. Electric e-bikes offer a wide range of customizable and adjustable e-bikes to work with.


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[Assistant] There's over 250,000 riders on the road so far. Roam freely and reach up to 28 miles per hour with the twist of a throttle or next level pedal assist. So you can pedal and it just kind of gives you that extra boost. Uh, or you can just straight up use a throttle. And I mean, 20 miles per hour is you're going.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's very fun. It, it feels riding a bike, you know, I feel like scooters can make you nervous. I've been trying to learn to skateboard. I fell, got a big scrape on my elbow. I'm too, I don't know how to do it.


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[Assistant] That's what I wanted to start doing. I'll just ride that and I'll feel cool. Celebrate your mom and give her all the freedom that comes with electric e-bikes. Visit electricebikes.com to learn more and explore the epic models electric has to offer. That's L-E-C-T-R-I-C-Ebikes.com.


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[Assistant] Uh, alright, so, uh, we are getting to robots, uh, but up first, we're gonna talk about, we, uh, did the 2023 Titans, Tennessee Titans schedule release video.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Dusty didn't think he was seen. Show Dusty. Boom.


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[Assistant] Maybe for two seconds think this is about the titans and not about...


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[Assistant] If you go, go for it a little bit. This is, uh, we filmed this at seven.


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[Assistant] In the morning we had to be down there at 6.30 in the morning. Welcome at 5.45.


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[Assistant] I was ready to fight you. That's to be fair, as we did this at the beginning, it was like, alright, that's all like run. Like it was gonna be that you guys run away and I'm left alone. And that was the plan, but Dusty could not get over


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[Assistant] That, and I, I, I, that makes sense to me. I, and I appreciate it. Yeah. And, uh, it's, and I, and I do understand that. I mean, I don't want to fight change. That's why we changed where I was like, well, we're all just run. Yeah. Like we're all just run.


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[Assistant] Yeah, much and it was, and, uh, I think if you would have went the way.


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[Assistant] Aaron went, if you had ran the way Aaron went, you would have had a solid camp.


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[Assistant] That's, I mean, it looks like it's about you. That's actually a pretty crazy cameo cause you got such a look that they don't really need to show you. Like the cameo was like, all right, you're like the Easter egg that goes.


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[Assistant] If they know, if people know you. That's a fan. They know that's dust. That can't be anybody but dust. And they don't know that I ran from shame.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's a, that's a solid, I think they.


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[Assistant] Honestly, probably thought we don't have Dusty in and then they, uh.


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[Assistant] Right here, he goes, I think they did this on purpose to get you in. That shot right there.


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[Assistant] Now the other thing too is they emailed and asked for me alone. Uh, so I don't know, you know, uh, yeah, it was a very cool video. Titans really killed it with the schedule release. Cause then they also had the other video that went viral. Yeah, that went viral. That was so funny.


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[Assistant] It was like great to be like, this was supposed to be the cool video. Then they just have a random thing. That's like, well, that's the funniest thing we've ever seen. I think teams will try to copy that. And I like that they put in who they.


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[Assistant] They were just legit, that's what made it so good, that they really did it.


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[Assistant] How would they edit that together? Where do they cut? There are a couple places where they just do. Where's the cut after this? They let it just play out.


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[Assistant] No, yeah, Joe, I mean the, this bottom half, these people were not here when we filmed. None of the bottom half was there. We just, the top half was all...


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[Assistant] Real. Yeaah. But then they, uh, all this bottom was filmed a separate time.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it was cool, man. Yeah, that, that, this is a great idea too. I mean, the Titans really, they, you know. They killed it. They killed it.


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[Assistant] But that is such a, this is a fun video. Like it is a very fun video where it's, you know, it's just the, the way it's shot, the way it's done, it looks super cool. And then Keith Urban up at the end. Totally. That's awesome. Yeah. Thank you to the Titans for letting us be a part of it.


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[Assistant] Was it the night of your show? No. Okay.


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[Assistant] I do, I always lock it too, and then sometimes I, now I don't always, cause sometimes, uh.


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[Assistant] If someone needs to get in my room, like if Chase needs to get in my room to get something or there's sometimes it's like someone's got to go grab something, you know, so I don't sometimes. Well, there's a way to get around it in Sidelock.


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[Assistant] Here's the thing, it's, it's the bad, it's not a bad mark on Lebanon. It's, it's just, I'll be honest, it's probably what people just think Lebanon does. It's, it's going to be what people think Tennessee does. Like, you know, they're just everywhere else we know.


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[Assistant] But, you know, we don't care what they all think.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, yeaah, that's, uh, yeaah, I wonder if that guy is gonna sue Hilton.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's so crazy. That's crazy that you knew.


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[Assistant] Wait, your 25 year reunion was 25 years ago? I was joking. I was trying to get you guys to the punch. What year was this reunion? It was the 30. The 30? Yeah. Mhm. Mhm. Well.


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[Assistant] Oh, well now y'all got someone famous.


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[Assistant] Yeah. What if he shows up and he's like, yeah, that was a wild time, man.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Separate the ad, but you separate you talking about you and Lebanon. You've done yourself no favors.


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[Assistant] And he goes, oh, other people are coming today? Uh, yeaah. So I think we have a Roomba. Do you have a Roomba?


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[Assistant] I saw a electric, I saw a mowing a grass robot, like a mowing the grass Roomba. I saw it this weekend driving to, uh, I forget where, to the show somewhere. And, uh, it went, I mean, it was going under a tree and it just, it was mowing a whole yard. Yeah. It's cool. It was just, yeah, it was like that.


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[Assistant] I didn't get out and ask the guy, but it was, uh, we were driving by so you might already know more.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's a good movie. I thought about Sean Harper, that movie. I can't remember. I feel like there's one curse word that I don't like, but.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's something that I drove our tro- I mean it's a giant, I think I know the guy.


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[Assistant] I actually think I, the guy that owns it, I've met him in Utah because we've talked. Yeah. And, uh, I don't know if that's...


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[Assistant] Because the concept of this is the idea, but I think they were taking movies, it was like, but the copyright you can't just take and take out, you know.


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[Assistant] Whole scenes or whatever. I don't know. Something.


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[Assistant] But how can it, it just rides around and then. I think I said, don't let's send you links to these.


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[Assistant] But it can tell you if it's, uh, you can just order this. That's what's crazy. It's like, you can just, anybody can order this. Uh, how to buy.


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[Assistant] So you could just have one at your house and be like, I want you to just be outside when we go to sleep and then you just...


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[Assistant] You could do, I mean, you really could like, if you did say you, you know.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you just have it like, be like, yeah, it just patrols the house and like, you know, but I feel like- What's it cost? I don't know.


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[Assistant] Can you google how much one calls? I mean, it's gotta be...


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[Assistant] Crazy, but I mean, I guess if you, once it goes around one way, then the burglar would just run in.


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[Assistant] That's how they phase us out. That's how, that is how, that is true. That's how they phase out, uh, people. And then, yeaah, less...


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[Assistant] But it's crazy that it's as much as, uh, I mean the second, once they get this going, then the second it, it's $30,000 or $10,000.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's like you jaywalked and it could be you.


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[Assistant] Literal jaywalk, are you, we're off the crosswalk just a little bit. Like where does it?


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[Assistant] Well, you gotta set a boundary. Yeah. So where does it, the boundary kind of gets set? You know.


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[Assistant] Uh, but then you just get out of the car, switch cars, and then the helicopter always tracks them too.


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[Assistant] Well, I bet they wish that article didn't come out.


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[Assistant] Well, his idea though, you're going to be the robot, that robot taking, it's taking your trash today. What's it going to do? Like, they're making the, you know, grab stuff out of your hand.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they're making the video to go like, well, how people treat robots? You're like, well, I mean, how's that robot gonna treat us? Yes. You know?


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[Assistant] You know what? We saw it at, uh, when I was at, uh, Ball State. Volunteer State. And, uh,


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[Assistant] Muncie, Indiana, Ball State. They had an Uber Eats and it was just a robot.


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[Assistant] And it just goes down the sidewalk and it pops up and you grab your food out of it and then it shuts and then it drives back to where it goes and it's just on the sidewalk. And that was at Ball State. I mean these kids were ordering food. I mean we walked by it two or three times.


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[Assistant] And like, it's just your to be living on Thomas' vehicle grabbing your order is easy. And it's like, just goes to your house, drops it off and then you, uh,


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[Assistant] That's it. I mean, no one bothered it, but people just, they just used to it. Like that's where they're gonna do it. They do it at colleges. These college kids just get used to it. And then, then when it's in the real world, they're like, yeah, we had that college.


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[Assistant] Gearing you up to now. Right. You're up against the wall. Normalize the robot. Oh yeah. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Well, he's, he always talks about AI, right? He's like, he's not on board with that. Or like, you gotta be careful with it, but then, but then he's one of the, yeaah. Then he wants to plug our


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[Assistant] Well, the AI thing is like, aren't they, uh, people writing articles and stuff for their right. You've written papers. They saw, I thought I read somewhere that it was like, it's not fair because the teacher uses the AI to grade a paper that they're making the.


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[Assistant] The kid, right? Like, so the teacher uses AI and like doesn't have to grade the paper. But then the kid gets in trouble for using AI to write the paper. And you're like, well, you can't do both. You know, it's not.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, that, that, like, who's gonna believe?


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[Assistant] What, what, what people don't, what's crazy is the media doesn't like, you know, people already have weird trust with media anyway. And you add this in that I think that you're not even writing this. Yeah. The communication goes crum, the whole system crumbles.


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[Assistant] There was a, they had a big art festival down in the, Greenville's a very cool town. It is a cool place. And then, uh, uh, Roy Schovel's from Greenville. His sisters came out. Uh, but there, uh, the, the whole, this festival, it went so far.


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[Assistant] And so long and, uh, like it was like, we were like shocked at like how far lost my dad at one point. He just gone, just gone. Just, I mean, we look over and it's just, he's just blended in. Doesn't just, I gotta find him.


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[Assistant] Uh, so, when we were going to the art fest, I was looking at, cause I thought, I was like, oh, maybe I'll get, uh, for Mother's Day, I was trying to see if I could find something, cause Laura likes, uh, you know, like, local art, people that do paintings like that, and, uh,


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[Assistant] She, uh, and so we, I was looking at it, but then there's part of me that goes, like some of them, you're like, I don't know if I believe everything. Cause some of the stuff being done, you're like.


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[Assistant] What are you like are you like are you just this is like your you know one was this one girl out there and her art was like the best one i thought it was like.


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[Assistant] Yeah, your art was the best art of all the art. That's what I told her. You got the prettiest art of all the art that I've seen. But is it like just their idea? Like it's a giraffe and giraffe like talking to a mice or something, a mouth.


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[Assistant] I can't remember what it was. A giraffe talking to a mouse. Yeah. But you just say that and like, you know, and so your creativity is like, I just, you said giraffe mouse and then you had a computer. Oh, so she didn't even paint it? I don't know. Oh, I didn't ask her.


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[Assistant] Right? So I mean, what point do I believe that art is becoming like, I didn't even buy anything. Cause I'm like, why don't you want someone to make it?


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[Assistant] And I don't know if I believe people are making it. Yeah, with this, we're all artists.


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[Assistant] So like that, that made me, another thing that, uh, tried to be in giraffe talking to a... Giraffe talking to a mice? Yep. Talking to a mice. And what, what do you want? Did you want... Do you want to put mice?


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[Assistant] Yeah. I don't know, what if you just put that in and press generate?


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[Assistant] That looks ridiculous. Is that it? Is that it? No, it's loading. That's an example of something else.


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[Assistant] Like who am I going to believe? It's a pigeon. Well, I said two of mice, so it's a little confusing. Oh, that's pretty cool. It's a mouse pigeon though.


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[Assistant] When the word mice came out and.


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[Assistant] That's a great painting. That's a great painting that someone would buy. Yep. That's what I mean. Like, so I'm looking at these art.


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[Assistant] And if I know this exists, how do I know that you're not doing it? I think you have to see it happen.


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[Assistant] You almost have to suggest to be creative. I know we gotta, you gotta, it's gotta be something, cause these are getting so, that's so, I think that's so perfectly imperfect.


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[Assistant] So it like, so that, yeah, when I saw it, you're just going, I don't know if I, so I'm just looking at you typing.


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[Assistant] You know, it's like, you know, like, if you, the paintings, like, uh, what's the, what's the guys, you know, famous people with the ears.


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[Assistant] Uh, the DaVinci coat. Uh, Van Gogh, like there was, you know, those guys truly like, the art like meant something or it's this whole big thing or it's, you know, he has, like the one picture was like a guy painted a picture of Van Gogh painting.


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[Assistant] Cause as he was painting, he painted the picture and that's the story. Like that was the whole thing. And then now it's.


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[Assistant] Like you're just typing in this stuff that does it. I don't, I'm going to this art fair and it makes it hard to believe.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and so it makes it hard to believe. The other thing that this girl had, I don't know if it's a girl, so I shouldn't say that, because I didn't see him.


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[Assistant] Yes. Not very good. But a chick did this. But they go, uh, no, no, I don't, I don't know why maybe, uh, but it was, they said on there, uh, shipping makes me miserable.


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[Assistant] They put that on the, so, so the shoot, the shoot was, they weren't even out there.


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[Assistant] And they just had a sign there. I mean, if you, if you bought one, someone was, they're probably sitting behind it.


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[Assistant] And then you were like, I want that one. I think most would be, they would ship it to you cause it's a giant.


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[Assistant] And so, but she put on their shipping, it makes me miserable. Me too. And he puts it on the outside, it does.


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[Assistant] The purchaser. That problem does not exist in my world. I am buying something from you. This is the problem that I have with a lot of like, you know,


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[Assistant] When I hosted at the beginning of my career, I never liked hosting. I was never good at it. It's not the audience's responsibility that I don't like to host. It's not the comedy club's responsibility that I go, but I don't like to host. That's just what I had to do in the moment.


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[Assistant] Yeah. It's not their problem. It's, it's, it's what I gotta get. If I don't, if shipping makes me miserable then I gotta get my business to a point that I don't deal with shipping.


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[Assistant] That's the part. It's not, it doesn't matter. Yea, shipping is not, there's gonna be- Or just say, will not ship.


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[Assistant] You could say that too. You could say we'll not ship and then you let, you let what happens because of that happen. Yeah. But it's the idea that makes me not want to buy, I didn't buy the art.


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[Assistant] Because it was, and I might have got, because they looked cool, even though I don't know if they were real or not.


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[Assistant] Well now, I'm just saying because we were talking about this, you don't know the difference.


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[Assistant] But the shipping visual made me leave. Cause it's just like, I don't, what do you, now I gotta worry about, oh yeaah, it's a nightmare to go ship something. That's not my responsibility.


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[Assistant] And that's what it feels, the vibe of stuff to me.


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[Assistant] These people, like the people that do stuff, like the one that I saw on that is you can tell the difference between someone that's like excited for you to be there and someone that's like, they don't need to be doing this. It's just, that's what it, that's what it, that's how it came off.


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[Assistant] Shipping makes me miserable. She's not saying that she's not gonna ship it.


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[Assistant] I guess she would ship it. I mean, something, the painting that I don't know if she put in a computer or not. It's like $1,700. It's not, this is not, you know, a $20 thing. Not that any of that matters. I don't care if it was $1. What happens in your business side is not the customer's


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[Assistant] What are you gonna, you spent $1700 on a painting that you're gonna maybe throw in the back of your car with your kids and your, like, where are you gonna put it? You gotta carry it around the rest of the day. It's a whole thing and you're spending a lot of money.


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[Assistant] On a painting that you're going to hang in a wall that you want it to be taken care of and you want to be properly packaged.


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[Assistant] You're an artist. You probably know how to probably, that's part of it. If you don't want to be a part of that side of the business of it.


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[Assistant] I don't know what to tell you, then you need, you need to pay someone to go sell your art. That is fine with doing that.


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[Assistant] My, my whole drive in my whole career is to not have to do the things that make me miserable.


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[Assistant] That's that's that's the that's your drive you that's what you use to make you get to a point you that I mean that's.


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[Assistant] If I didn't want to, I don't want to stand on this corner and hand out flyers. That makes me, it made me miserable. I had to stand out. It was 15 degrees out.


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[Assistant] You think I wanted to, and I'm, I don't even like talk, like I'm embarrassed. I don't, I'm scared. I'm nervous doing this because people were walking by. I'm like, we've got a great comedy show tonight. You get it. I didn't like it. I don't, I mean, I really did not like it, but that's not.


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[Assistant] That guy's responsibility, that's what I had to do at the moment.


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[Assistant] So that's the motivation you use to go, let me tell you what, I don't want to be doing this. I'm going to do it now because I have to do it, but I will not be doing this. I promise you that. And now I'm not doing it. And all of those little things that make you miserable is what motivates you. You can't just put,


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[Assistant] Shipping makes me miserable and you go, that's not how you get out of shipping. You don't get out of it by just telling the audience or telling your customers, I don't want to do the thing that makes me not happy. I get out of it because I become so big of an artist.


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[Assistant] We're shipping to you and I say we cause I'm not shipping it to you cause I don't like shipping. I don't want to deal with it, but don't worry. We will get someone that will handle it for you. And so you do that. And if she doesn't want to ship, then guess what? You got a friend that you go, I'll give you a hundred bucks or whatever you do. You can take, uh, $5 from every sale.


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[Assistant] And you just go get the info and you go ship it and all that. I don't want to, like, shipping drives me crazy. It makes me miserable. But instead they throw it on the person.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's not their, it's not even their worry. Right. I don't even, that, the customer deserves no burden given to it at all.


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[Assistant] The price is, is what you're giving them. They cannot feel.


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[Assistant] Any, you know, someone comes up and they're like, man, I bet you're tired and all that stuff. That's not, I don't ever want to put any of that burden on anybody. Right. That's, like, if you go to a show or if you go to a thing, like, whatever I'm doing is, I will, I'll, I'll handle it how I can handle it. The burden is not on you.


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[Assistant] It's not on the, and if you're any kind of business, the customer does not deserve the burden.


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[Assistant] You don't get a package of the bird and put that as a price and go, well it's hard to get. The joy is you get to be, you can do whatever you want. The joy is you're in control and you're in charge and you're creating something and your vision is where it goes.


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[Assistant] We are, this is whole thing about robots. Yea, we just turn, we'll love robots. You know what, let's get some robots. Yea, we need more.


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[Assistant] Uh, I mean, you kind of, you sit in one of those chairs, but I don't like it. I don't like those chairs.


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[Assistant] I don't, I don't like the, it always hurts. I don't mind, I did one, uh,


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[Assistant] The video's pulled up, but that's, you know. It's just, what happened bud? Uhm, you got, uh, you have, it's kind of throwing a nice minor league today, huh? You're doing minor. He's major league. You're a minor. It goes to you. You don't know what's going on. You didn't send me that link.


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[Assistant] Now we got, ooh, we're going to put the burden of all this on the audience that they go.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I think this is great. Yeaah, I think so too.


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[Assistant] I wanna look at it. I do have a question to ask you guys here soon.


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[Assistant] It looks better than I thought, but I still, uh. I mean, I'd rather have a curse. That's good.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and you can't do anything. There's no way out of it. And that's the thing that I would keep people away is you go like...


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[Assistant] I, if it gets stuck or if it gets whatever, you can probably stop this video. I can't watch anymore of this video. And then, uh, but it's.


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[Assistant] You know, I think people want personal stuff.


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[Assistant] There's uh, personality in people, like it's, you're not gonna, I think you will, what will happen is, it will be,


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[Assistant] This is what's gonna happen. It's, you're gonna see robots involved more than you realize. And then next thing you know, they're like, well, they're doing robots for this. You're like, well, let's not do robots yet. And then you're like, oh, by the way, you've only been using robots. We just haven't really said anything about it. Like you go.


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[Assistant] McDonald's like, you know, you're going to cut to like a robots delivering the mail and you're like, well, I don't know if we should do that. And they go, oh, that's the last one we did. We've done this for 15 years. You've never gotten anything FedEx you've ever gotten. Never. They don't even have people at work to anyone. You're like, what? Like all this stuff you wouldn't know about.


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[Assistant] Can you hit the, yeaah. Turn that music off. I'm killing it today. It's a, there are no employees at the counter. Okay. You ordered there.


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[Assistant] Kunis, see, give your order. If, if it's not 24 hours, then they should burn this place to the ground.


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[Assistant] I don't know. I mean, well, but eventually they're not, no one's going to be there. And then, you know, you're going to go and yeah.


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[Assistant] I might be sitting here with three robots. Get rid of y'all.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, but I just think if you don't have the- there's a-


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[Assistant] Not a personal touch behind it. There has to be something, like there has to be, and I think that we can all feel that. You could buy into something, that's why music, look at music now.


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[Assistant] The biggest people are like, it's like Taylor Swift. It's like you're, cause they're buying into her.


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[Assistant] And so, it's like I'm on board with her. And like old music was, that's why they're, you know, Leonard Skinner are all those, the Almond Brothers, Derek Trucks, like the people were into them.


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[Assistant] Because they're, they, it was like it was real. And everybody wanted real. I think people are going to go back to real. They want real. I think the government probably wants robots. I think a lot of businesses want robots because they want, it's the cheapest thing to do.


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[Assistant] Uh, I think, I mean look at like, like you're all you're, I mean look, we drink coffee or diet.


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[Assistant] Dr. Pepper diet, all this diet Pepsi, like that's probably, I mean, there's no human that needs to be there for that, you know? Yeah, probably the way those conveyor belts work. Yeah. You're just everything that you do. If I have yogurt, it's like, I don't know, what is a human going to do? Like.


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[Assistant] Put the top on it, it's like no, they just, a machine does it.


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[Assistant] They're just kind of there to, I guess, like make sure it all goes good.


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[Assistant] So it's going to have to injure a human being. If someone's going to come into harm.


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[Assistant] He's gonna have to stop, uh, uh, you know, like a murder. Well, I mean, I guess he just grabs the guy.


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[Assistant] So it's, it's gotta start the harm. Well if someone is trying to kill someone.


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[Assistant] I mean then it can inj- it will injure the other human being that's stopping that human being.


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[Assistant] So already right there, you're already, it's a, it's already out. Like it's already.


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[Assistant] The, the, the laws are already, well, there's an excuse for it. And that's the fear that they, it's, it's, the fear of it is the robot then decides, well, you're harming my human. So I'm going to injure this other human, even though your law says I'm not supposed to injure humans. But I have a.


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[Assistant] Uh, look around or was that called a loophole? A loophole where, but he was injuring me. And then what's the second, do you read the second law?


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[Assistant] So except, so everything's ex, there's just a, there's a loophole in all of it. Well, when does it, it has to listen to your human unless you are hurting the, like if you're hurting someone.


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[Assistant] Then it doesn't have to listen to your human. And it can stop anyone from hurting you.


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[Assistant] Yes, I'm saying there's, there's, you're, you're putting, so if you put that stuff in, I mean, a robot can then, it's, I mean, what's the, who's to say? And all this has to be who's to say who's being harmed.


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[Assistant] And not being harmed and not, like I know it seems like it's a...


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[Assistant] But other than that, it should be like so. But the whole thing is, it's not supposed to injure a human.


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[Assistant] Well what if a guy runs up and starts kicking the robot?


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[Assistant] Or like, and they're trying to take a gun and it has a gun pointed at the robot. Or puts dynamite on the robot. What's the robot gonna do? It's not supposed to hurt anybody. But now it does need to hurt someone because that person is trying to hurt it.


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[Assistant] That was pretty fun. So I wanna watch robots taking over. Terminator is the way to go.


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[Assistant] I think so. There's a lot of them. What's another one?


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[Assistant] That's how I say it to myself in my head. I think that's how they say it. Ex Machina.


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[Assistant] I have trouble watching Will Smith now. Even his old stuff.


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[Assistant] No, no, I think I want to see it. I'm saying after the Chris Rock thing, I just, I have a...


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[Assistant] Doesn't it seem hard sometimes that you see this movie and you're like, an old movie and I'm like, I just can't.


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[Assistant] Yes, that's Will Smith. Exactly. Exactly. You're not Daniel Day Lewis. You kinda can get lost or whatever, but it's, yeah, with, uh,


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[Assistant] You do, the whole thing, cause Will Smith's a superstar. He's like a hero. Yeah. Yeah. It's like a different, it's a different thing. Uh.


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[Assistant] We'll get there. We'll cross that bridge when we get to it, mate. Yea, to the water on Saturdays. I like the sign that he goes, so I got the thing ready to walk on the moon. We don't even know how to get there, dude.


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[Assistant] Why did you go work on that first? That is a scientist not doing, like that just gets distracted and is pointless.


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[Assistant] I'll be honest, I figured they would have something, this doesn't seem very futuristic to me. Like I would think they could have something that just flies around. They have drones.


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[Assistant] You could have a tiny drone that could be like, ah, I could fly into anywhere. Like, cause it's, I'm a drone.


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[Assistant] It can climb up any surface. But I mean, if you have something to fly, it can fly.


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[Assistant] I guess sticking it down there, you maybe need something big to burrow. Yeah, it's indestructible maybe, but.


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[Assistant] Yeah, the ocean would be fun if they go down there. Well, there's water. It's one day it can explore glaciers on earth.


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[Assistant] You'll put up a fight at least. Oh yeaah. You go make, you go make sure it costs them some money to come get you. Yeaah, exactly.


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[Assistant] Even if the robots talk to old people, I'd imagine those old people would like to still talk to maybe their family or a person.


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[Assistant] Sicken that thing on my grandfather and see how he would handle it. I mean, would you get to a point where no accidents would ever happen? Like you're just maybe walking around with like a backpack that just is checking your vitals and everything constantly and your surroundings and your, and centering and all this. And so then you could get to like, you're never going to.


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[Assistant] Uh, well, I mean, doctors don't, but I mean, yeah.


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[Assistant] Force would be control. It would, I don't think it'd be money as much as it would be control. Well, yeah, you're right. Like it's, it's the government.


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[Assistant] You go, I don't know if I believe this guy. Catch up. He's got to get, he's got six humans and six robots in the jury. Cause it's going to be of your peers, jury of your peers. And you go, this ain't going good. And they're like, I don't think he did it. And you're like, I don't know. I don't know about this guy.


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[Assistant] That's fun. Robots. It's all scary. It's all fun. It's all fun. Scary. Uh, all right. Yeah. It's going to be a wild ride. It's going to be, yeah. Enjoy it. Uh.


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[Assistant] I, uh, yeah, we're about together. I, uh, I don't know where I'm at. North Charleston coming up with Red Rocks.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Announced it yesterday. We're at the Sixth Show in St. Paul, Minnesota. Sixth Show. Sixth Show, Minneapolis. Uh, St. Paul is where it's at. I think that it's all the same. And then, uh, Dayton, Springfield, all that. Go to the website. You'll see it. Uh, Greg, check out Greg Warren's special. Yeah. Thank you.


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[Assistant] Awesome. Alright, uh, as always, as from humans to you humans, we love you humans. We love you and, uh, have a great week and we'll see you next week. Bye.


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[Assistant] Oh, I did have a- Well, I've been collecting leaves because, you know, I've learned that leaves are great, uh,


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[Assistant] Because all, uh, you know, all spring and summer, your tree produces these leaves. And then at the, in the fall, they drop the leaves and then they decompose over the winter. And that's how the tree gets its food. So there's tons of nutrients in these leaves.


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[Assistant] Hello folks, and hey bear, uh, welcome to the Nate Land Podcast. Nate Barghetti, Brian Bay, Terry Weber, Dusty Slay. All right. Uh, we're all here. I got a McDonald's hoodie on, uh, which we've talked about on a calorie thing now, but I could eat one.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Uh, yeah. So it was very, yeah, I was like, oh, it's been a dream come true for me to finally get something from McDonald's and to acknowledge my existence. So I was very happy. No hat today either. Mmm. Feeling.


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[Assistant] Is he still around? Is he still being used? I don't think so. I think yeaah, I just saw a video with him. Oh, okay. Because McDonald's all American.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I like me dolls. Yeah. Uh, but I get the, hey, I shouldn't be doing, but I, it's my favorite. They own Chipotle too, did you know that?


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[Assistant] I put ketchup on it. I love it. I love it.


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[Assistant] When I'm going through my, like if I'm going through like, uh, I don't even care, I'm just eating everything I love phase, I'll get, uh, breakfast, two hash browns and four ketchups and I'll put two ketchups on. That's a lot.


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[Assistant] I told you. I like enough ketchup that a person goes, it's a lot of ketchup.


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[Assistant] Yeah, two of them on the, you know, how do you do it? You just do half one. Oh, you're sitting down.


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[Assistant] This isn't an in your lap in the car. I'd prefer to be at a table.


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[Assistant] Yeah. This is, you know, this is your, you're going through your, I don't care. I'm tired of trying to eat right or something and you kind of losing it phase. I don't do it all. I don't, I haven't done.


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[Assistant] The breakfast, you know, super often, but when I'm going, usually if I'm eating something, I'm getting my Big Mac meal with a side filet of fish.


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[Assistant] I like ketchup. See, I like ketchup on Waffle House hash browns. That's another one. I'll load it with some ketchup and I love it. I love it. I get ham in it. That's it. I never had ketchup with breakfast.


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[Assistant] Welcome to the Bargettsy family. The Bargettsy's are about some ketchup. My dad puts it on everything. Yeah. Steak? Steak? Oh, uh, yeah. Hit me, on a, we're a big ketchup family.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but that was the whole point of it was to go like, I'll take, uh,


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[Assistant] They, they should do it. They'd still, I think, get rid of it early. They should just do it. I think there's been a compromise, but we'd do it until noon. And then, then we're done. Instead of 10 or 11. 10.30. 10.30. Yeah, that's early for, you know, I mean, I know I understand like a lot of people going to work earlier their work by then, but,


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[Assistant] You know, if someone, you think someone's going to lunch at 10.30 and getting McDonald's, like, you know, I mean, a kid maybe. I mean, I'd like to know the inside studying of that.


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[Assistant] But I think if you did, if you gave breakfast till noon and then have an overlap of, you know, say like 10.30 we do start doing regular food too. And so then you only have an hour and a half an overlap. I think that's a solid, solid plan.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Don't you, don't you agree? But I would be, but I would, I would be in the room going, I don't know if we have to do that.


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[Assistant] They got a lot going on. They got tacos. Cause then your side stuff can get, become a little fun. Okay. So if you're like, you want a little, you know, I want to go and be like, look, I'm going to do my meat and potatoes, hamburger fries, diet coke.


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[Assistant] Wasn't that like Drew Maddox's? I always thought I heard his family. He played a Vayner Rilt.


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[Assistant] I like Fezzoli's. I think it's, uh, uh, dramatic. He played for Vanderbilt, he's a basketball coach at...


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[Assistant] I want to say CPA. Yeah, I want to say CPA. Uh, Christ Presbyterian Academy. And, uh, but he played at Vanderbilt and I thought I always heard like his family owned a Fezzoli's and I don't know why.


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[Assistant] That's like one of those things you just hear and who knows if that's true. It's a story like that's gotta be true. It's a story like that's gotta be true. Yeah. Uh, so it, but it's, uh, I always, I don't go into Fazzoli's, but I, as much, but I, I definitely liked it. Cause it was like, it's like kind of a fast food Italian place and you can go there, they had great bread.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, when you get appetizers for pizza, it's always just more pizza. Oh yeaah. But I like it.


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[Assistant] You go, I'll take the little bites of pizza and I'm gonna order a pizza.


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[Assistant] I wouldn't put green peppers on it. I love green peppers. I love the sauce. It's all about the sauce. Like garlic sauce. No, I don't know if I'm a big garlic nut. Like I think I like it. Garlic sauce.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah. I've been going to Old Chicago a lot. Old Chicago, never heard of it. There's one here. Pizza? In Brentwood. Uh, yeah, it's pizza. And they have great pizza. And I like Domino's and Papa John's too, but I'll go to Old Chicago. But like, I'm saying like, when you go eat, uh,


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[Assistant] You know, when you're, you know, when you're in a, you're like, I'm just gonna...


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[Assistant] I'm not going to put a stop to it. I'm going to eat everything my brain tells me to eat.


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[Assistant] It's like, I mean, I could go McDonald's or if I go pizza or, you know.


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[Assistant] So you, you would do it, you double up with like the.


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[Assistant] Well, I think that's why like old Chicago, it's like, uh, it's meet me in the middle of good pizza and in like a chain. Oh yeah. It's like kind of being like, all right. It's, it's like, uh,


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[Assistant] If you could do, you know, uh, California pizza kitchen, they have a good, they're barbecue chicken pizza. I get no onions. I like that. California. It's great.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I, uh, yeaah, they have a great pizza. If I could go, like, I was thinking like, last meal.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I mean I might, you wanna mix it up. You know. How much do you get?


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[Assistant] I could see something like that cause you're just, you're just.


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[Assistant] I like that, I like that meal. I'm having a soda in there, you know?


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[Assistant] That's crazy that they gave him the last minute. Like, you didn't really think about that. I never thought about that.


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[Assistant] The worst way to cook it. Yeah. He, uh, he's like something easy.


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[Assistant] I think I'm going to McDonald's. I'm gonna go McDonald's, I'm gonna go, uh, what was that one?


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[Assistant] See, I could see something like that. Cause I mean, you could also, yea, she's probably like...


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[Assistant] It's hard, but then you're like, I just want a good taste. Like I would like a diet, like it'd be some kind of, I'd maybe a McDonald's Diet Coke and be like, you want, like that's going to even mean more. That's like, ugh, this is so good, man. You know?


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I think I gotta go McDonald's. I'm gonna, uh, I'll be like number one. I'd probably go number one, a flay of fish. But I'd be, I'd really check the sandwiches. I'd do that even now. I mean, I eat like the last mo-


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[Assistant] When I would, my last meal, I think I would have McDonald's. But like even now when I get a big mac or filet of fish, like I'll check them before, like I can feel the bun using a filet of fish, try to be like which ones.


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[Assistant] Cause I don't want to finish the Big Mac and then get to play a fish and it's like not good. You want your last thing at least to be good. So if I feel one's going to be worse than the other, I'll start with the, I don't throw it away, but I'm going to eat it, right? I'm going to at least, I'm going to, you know, I'm going to clock in and get the job done on one and then I'm going to enjoy the other one.


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[Assistant] Uh, and then fries, I'd ask for a lot of hot mustard.


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[Assistant] I don't want, you know, be like, no one's allowed to say, uhm, man he used a lot of kitchen. When you write this up and people are looking up websites.


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[Assistant] Maybe then, I would say, you're allowed to write, he used a crazy amount of ketchup. I'd say that after.


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[Assistant] We're a big White Castle family, cause Louisville, and so, we never, they won't even eat, no one eats crystal, it's all White Castle. But, uh, I wouldn't mind White Castle, or, you know, like that, no onions again, they throw onions on, I'd say no onions, I like a nice white, yea, and be like, give me like 40 of them.


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[Assistant] But you gotta really, yeaah, you have to go, I think you would have to surprise the person with the last meal. Like, we're gonna give you a last meal.


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[Assistant] You might be about to go or you might be six months going.


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[Assistant] I don't, I wouldn't do the soup. I see I could do, uh, two grilled cheese sandwiches.


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[Assistant] But you're like, I want, you know, my mom to make them. Right. And then I want like Campbell's tomato soup with milk. I use milk instead of water. And then, uh.


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[Assistant] Those are good. And a pixie stick too, huh? Slushy. I get a slushy. Yeah, now you're talking. I want a few slushies because I'm going to just drink the syrup out of it. You know, I'm not going to be wasting my time on the ice. Yeah. Yeah. A few slushies. You know.


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[Assistant] Yeah, are we not here? Oh, cause the Monday. You're playing your golf tournament. I have my golf tournament this week. A Barghetti Charity Golf Tournament. Yep.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Scarce smoke in his face.


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[Assistant] I think it is hilarious that way back in episode 2, Nate says that he would prefer to talk with someone who doesn't believe in space than someone who does. Fast forward to the addition of Dusty, and I think I would have to agree.


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[Assistant] All wrong. But all joking aside, I love the podcast. You helped me get through my masters last year and now you helped me get through my drive to work.


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[Assistant] At your master's. Yeah. He's a master. Probably, uh, not even at night, probably. Oh, daytime master.


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[Assistant] I want to say how grateful I am for the vision of Nate Landbring and Clean Comedy that my kids can be around and hear. My 11 year old son loves to say penguins, penguins, because of y'all. My husband and I are telling, are always telling our friends to listen. We convinced several with the, if ants could take over the world episode.


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[Assistant] Thanks for everything you are doing for all the laughter and interesting facts. It really enriches, enriches my week. Is that how you say that? Enriches. Enriches. What did I say? Enrich, enriches? Enriches my week.


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[Assistant] Hate. Sean hates. Sounds like a partial statement. Yeaah. I feel like this is a woman. I don't know why. Might be Sean, uh.


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[Assistant] Sean Johnson is the gymnastic. I thought it was, okay. Yeah, you're right. I'm just saying, I have no idea if this is or not.


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[Assistant] It's gonna be the way of the world. Now there were heavy moments in that show, but they were few and far between. That was in a time when not everybody was doing it. That's right. So it's, people are not against heavy moments.


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[Assistant] But you just gotta go with the way of where everything is. They gotta be earned. They gotta be earned heavy moments. It's gotta be, and those were real. And I mean, I cried during Fresh Prince of Bel-Air when he, Uncle Phil, and he hugs him. How could you be the one?


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, that was awesome. And, but it was like, it just, not everything was, it wasn't every, you know, you could set up and wait for a nice moment like that and then go back to, you know, the show was ending, all the stuff. Like you could do that kind of stuff. And now, now it's like everything is just.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, we could, we could do it. Uh, yeaah, look, I'm, uh,


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[Assistant] I'll see whatever happens with the sitcom. There's always trying something.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah. I mean, I would love that. I mean, we're, you know, it's like, this stuff has to build up. I would love to. That's, that's the ultimate goal is to have.


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[Assistant] Nate-Land be a, you know, you could be like a Disney. You can just be, here's what we make at Nate-Land. Nate-Land theme park, man. Nate-Land theme park. And then, uh, you can make, uh, yeah, you make, I mean, I think you can make movies. I think you can make, uh,


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[Assistant] I was, you know, I'm watching like John Wick and you're like, you can make these movies. No one's against, these are, you know.


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[Assistant] It's not, we're trying to be prudes or trying to be whatever. It's just, you know, maybe not everything has to be so sexualized or, and maybe that's the older me that it just, it just feels like the old wave stuff was the stuff that we grew up with. Yeah. And maybe I'm wrong because I watched some PG stuff when I grew up, but you're like, golly, like the stuff they say.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think every, it feels like back then it was, it was about, everything was about


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[Assistant] Well they're, yeaah, yeaah. Like you know, Andy Griffith used to have a bunch of lessons, but it was like Opie learning those lessons. And so, it didn't feel, you would see the lesson and it's good for you to watch and stuff, but.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it just feels different. It feels a little different now. Uh, so, uh, I don't know if that answers your question, but, uh, maybe he's like, maybe don't do it.


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[Assistant] However, I listened to a few recent podcasts when Nate wasn't there and Dusty kept me entertained. I don't agree with Dusty on pretty much everything, but he says what he thinks with such convention.


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[Assistant] Conviction. So I have changed my mind and I'm back listening to Nate Land. Welcome back. Glad to have you.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he's not, he's not, he's not daily viewing, he's back where, like, yeaah.


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[Assistant] Cameron Huddleston, wondering what advice you would give a 36 year old who's looking to do their first open mic night in the next couple months?


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[Assistant] Uh, hey, just go do it, but then just know where you go talk about. Just have the plan. Don't go up there just thinking I'll figure it out. Have the plan. Think of the jokes. Think of whatever.


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[Assistant] And then just do it, and then you gotta just go do it, cause then, if you do it the first time, your lease will be like, okay. And then you can do it again, just to.


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[Assistant] Didn't be like, okay, I know how this works, but have a plan. It's when you, if you're gonna go up there thinking, I'm a funny person, I'll be alright.


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[Assistant] Go alone, don't film it. I felt like I was being too heavy, but I thought those were actually too pretty good. I mean, you should film it, just don't post it. Oh sure, sure, sure.


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[Assistant] Maybe when you go drive to pick up your buddies or something or, like you just, before you get them.


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[Assistant] When you, when you get to them, you could even say like, they're like, what are you going to talk about? Be like, all right, I'm going to talk about, uh, you know, balloons and then a horse and then, uh, you know, the jacket I'm wearing. I got like a joke about each of those things. And then you go, and that's, I'm going to close on the jacket thing. And then you, just so you, then you know the order.


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[Assistant] A lot of comics do use it as therapy. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Uh, I'm always learning new things about myself and trying to get better in my, uh, relationships. I guess I can be a lot for a lot of people and they need to get it together, but maybe it's me.


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[Assistant] Like I said, it's always easier to fix you than to fix the world. Uh, this is a great way to do it. Therapy is about finding some understanding.


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[Assistant] Uh, since we do not know what we want or why we react the way we do until we talk things through. You need to talk things through. It's easy to, uh, you know, you can sometimes, I, I've learned that I can jump in. I'll be fresher with someone if they don't understand what I'm saying very quickly.


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[Assistant] Like, and it's usually my family. And then I'm like, but I'm not, you know, and you just make it too, and it's like, well, I'm not.


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[Assistant] Better help connect you with a licensed therapist who can help you on that journey. Therapy is helpful for learning positive coping skills for everyday life. It is not just for major things. I don't, you know, because that's another, you could probably also think like, well, it's for


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[Assistant] Uh, you know, the giant problems, like if you grew up in this crazy thing, I don't, you know, some of it is like, you're just trying to, you know, enjoy, enjoy the ride more.


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[Assistant] You know, I tend to, I take things very seriously. Uh, and so sometimes you gotta remind yourself to enjoy the ride. Uh, discover your potential with BetterHelp. Visit BetterHelp.com slash Nate today to get 10% off your first month. That's BetterHelp, H-E-L-P dot com slash Nate.


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[Assistant] Doing an encore, I did it at the very beginning when I first started doing theaters, uh, but it just always felt so uncomfortable.


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[Assistant] And I would just go off and you would just stay in there, then you'd come back on. And then I would just make fun of that situation. Uh, so I haven't done one in a very, I haven't done one in a very long time. Uh, I just got in the show.


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[Assistant] Nate's already in the car. It's kind of, uh, yeah, I, I, you know, it's like you do an encore, it's like you just kind of, I don't know, I, I, encores are just like, I get it in music, like they do it, but it's, there's a point where you want to go like, you're just,


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[Assistant] I think it's, you'd have something have to be very natural for it to happen.


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[Assistant] But I think the encore is almost ruined in the fact that people are expecting it, they don't expect it. And when we turn the lights on, like after, cause it's like you just have to really signal that like this is it.


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[Assistant] That was the end of the show. And it's just good to do the whole show together. Like just have it all be, like I'm not gonna go off or whatever, just have it all be in the moment. Whatever, I mean Bridgestone, you're in the round, so like there's nowhere for me to go.


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[Assistant] So when the show's over, it's gonna be over. Cause it's not like you can go backstage. Uh, so I, yeaah, I, you know.


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[Assistant] It does happen, uh, you know, people can just clap, they can just sit there. But I mean, if you watch, like, I think most of the time it's...


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[Assistant] It's kind of understood or it's expected or you, you know, you leave the lights down where you think, oh, he's about, he's probably going to come back out. And then you come back out. I'm like, I bet I could see, I guess, uh, there's some acts that do it where they really, like Seinfeld does it.


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[Assistant] And I, I mean I can understand it cause he does his act, says goodnight.


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[Assistant] Sorry, just hit me. Uh, but he doesn't, he says good night and then, uh.


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[Assistant] Comes out and answers questions about Seinfeld TV show. I could understand it in that. If it felt like, if I felt there was going to be questions to be asked, maybe I could do it.


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[Assistant] I could do it to take questions, but I couldn't do it to...


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[Assistant] Uh, but you're like, how you gonna know they want questions?


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[Assistant] That's a big risk. I've done that before. When you go back out art, I'll take questions and no one raises their hand. It happened to me in Tallahassee, not recent, but like a few years ago. It was right after my special aired. I was like, is anybody having any questions? They said no. Can we go now? They just said no. No questions. Nah, we're good. It's a real matzo ball hanging out there.


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[Assistant] See, I'm the kind of opposite with, uh, not trying to say I have an iconic bit, but it's, uh, sometimes you can go back out and do greatest hits, but, uh, and I've debated, I don't know if I was going to do it because of Bridgestone, just being Bridgestone, but it's, you kind of want to just be like,


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[Assistant] You know, I remember watching Burr and like, Burr, you're like, you don't do that. You just go out and do, cause it's, you don't want, you don't want it to just be like, you gotta, you have to do this the rest of your life. Like, you know, and like it's hard. You kind of like that material is gone and then you kind of try to come up with new stuff. Cause that's what truthfully everybody wants. I know people would like to hear it.


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[Assistant] But, or, I understand the idea of it, and I get it, but.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's a tricky kind of thing. It's like a whole nother thing that you gotta still remember. Yeah, absolutely. It's a lot of stuff to remember.


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[Assistant] I couldn't even do the Starbucks. Like I, if I had to tell, I don't even know if I could tell you how it gets started now.


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[Assistant] I mean, I'd have to go really lit. I'd have to learn it again.


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[Assistant] Evan Contrell, I need to know if our in-house conspiracy theory expert Dusty has heard about Helen Keller not being a real person. I'll hang up and listen. I have heard of that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, why, well, it's like, uh, why did people think she didn't exist? Yeah, what's the reasoning? Do you know?


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[Assistant] Yeah, some of that's like, no, that's, uh, I don't know. When it gets mean, I don't, I don't know if I tend to believe the meanness of it.


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[Assistant] Have you heard the theory that Garth Brooks Chris Gaines


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[Assistant] Garth, apparently Garth wanted to retire but he was making too much money for his record company to allow it. So they, so they brought in a guy who looked a lot like Garth and had him do the Chris Gaines stuff.


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[Assistant] That way, when he was, went back to being Garth, people wouldn't really notice that he looked slightly different than he used to. Apparently a real Garth retired to a ranch in Shepherd, Montana.


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[Assistant] Here's what I would believe in this is, uh, I would believe that he's not retired. I would believe that he, if, eh, if this happened was like they got a Chris Gaines to come out to say, just to be like, Oh, everybody go look over there. Then he says he's retired. Then maybe Chris Gaines was doing good. And then he goes, well, I want back now. And then he's.


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[Assistant] Nick Alexander, a Rudy moment happened for a senior on my high, my team in high school. He caught a seven yard pass and spiked the ball and screamed, which was a 10 yard penalty.


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[Assistant] That's amazing. Uh, Jason Stop. Although I'm not certain dumping our trash into space is a great idea or the solution to our problems. I do think spin launch offers us a, so we talked about the last episode promising a method of accomplishing the goal. I imagine a world where you can go to Lowe's and buy a new spin launch.


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[Assistant] And you couldn't let that thing angle. Yeah. No, it had to be straight up. Yeah. Tennessee. We just started shooting over to Kentucky.


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[Assistant] And you're just getting over, you just one day just get hit by a cup, by a white castle. And you know, there ain't no white castle around here. Where's this Jacks at in Alabama that's shooting the trash over here?


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[Assistant] Yeah, that would, you couldn't fly. Yeah, you couldn't have flights because they would, yeah, you had to reroute the planes.


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[Assistant] What a big cost for sure, but this might be what we have to do to save the planet. Can you imagine watching it? I mean, then it would be, people will be watching it and then, you know, where does that go?


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[Assistant] Yeah, so what would they think though? Where do they think what goes through? Like, so it's just earth and then there's no space.


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[Assistant] Interesting. I could see that. So it's like, you could see- So a meteor's just, uh- Yeah.


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[Assistant] Snowglobe got shaken up a bit. They were going to dim the sun. So. They're still doing that by the way. Yeah, yeah. So.


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[Assistant] Very hard to do if the sun is light years, light years away. Right. But it'd be much easier to do if it was within us. Yes.


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[Assistant] So why don't we send our trash to the sun? That dims it.


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[Assistant] Uh, I could see that. I could see how the conspiracy would happen though, because you think if it's all inside and then they're doing space, it's like...


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[Assistant] Well, especially if, if you, you would think it's all against, uh, religion. You'd think that they're, they'd be like, well, I gotta prove there's no God, so. Right.


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[Assistant] All right. Uh, it's a lot to take in. Uh, this guy's, Jason's like, maybe he's like, just, I should say, I don't represent anything. He goes, I was joking about lows and spin. I was just making it fun.


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[Assistant] Now Jason's like, hey man, I should get a heads up before y'all read. Uh, I'm Brad. That's the name. Dusty stole his look from Chad Westport. All right.


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[Assistant] Uh, Colton Witt, I've heard y'all debate what animal humans could beat in a fight, but what animal do you think would win in a fighting tournament of animals? Y'all should fill out this bracket and let us know.


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[Assistant] We may have to do just one round. Yeah, we'll do one round and then maybe, maybe we can, maybe the next few podcasts we can do. How far does it go down? Cause it's on the other side too. Yeah. How far? So let's do the, just the top.


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[Assistant] And so we can see it. So we'll do just the, like the east bracket, just right now. Just the first round. And then the next one we can, we can do it. Cause I do like this.


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[Assistant] I mean, I saw it and I was like, that thing. He could still do good. You know, he tweeted, he retweeted that? Did he? Yeah.


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[Assistant] What Barry Sanders did? Are you serious? I'm pretty positive. I don't know if you can look up Barry Sanders' Twitter, but it's...


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[Assistant] I'm pretty sure he tweeted, uh, something about us. And, uh, yeah, I don't, I mean, he might not be, uh, yeah, I don't know how you find it, but I'm, uh.


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[Assistant] Nah, he can still do it. He's being, he's being, uh, modest. Yeah. He's being modest. And that's why we love Barry Sanders. What's the TikTok video? Like if you click, do you have TikTok? Yeah. Uh, like if you click on it, like. So this is a clip from the podcast.


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[Assistant] I think a grizzly bear looks at your eyes and not your waist. So you could juke him? Yea, you could juke him.


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[Assistant] Uh, alright, what's another, uh, thing?


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[Assistant] Is that an anaconda or a python? It looks like a python. You know, this would really be great if they put a little detail on here.


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[Assistant] It's gigantic. A big snake. I think that snake wins. I mean, it's just, it's gonna get it, it's gonna wrap it up. And if he just, if it wraps it up, it's done. Chokes the life out. Yeaah. And they're quick and they're, I mean the snake, the alligator could do it, but I just feel like the alligator's gonna be...


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[Assistant] Yeah, they wouldn't even, uh. But I think push comes to shove. I think the snake's going to wrap it up. I bet there's occasions where you're going to see both sides of it. I mean like say if it's a, that looks like an alligator, not a crocodile. Now a crocodile would be different.


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[Assistant] But, if it looks like an alligator, uh, yeaah, I mean. It's a weird looking alligator. Alligators are, uh, alligators, I like alligators, they're gonna be, it's crazy, but.


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[Assistant] It'd be, uh. It's gonna be tough. Yeaah. It's gonna be, and it's gonna spin.


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[Assistant] It's going to spin, but I feel like I've seen an alligator being eaten by one of those snakes.


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[Assistant] This is the difference of college and not college. I really believe that. This is, that's what, this is what college and not college is. Y'all don't, you don't,


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[Assistant] Talk about basic things. Yeah, you're right. You talk Latin. I want to take that back, but LAI.


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[Assistant] A chimpanzee is- They really eat your fingers off. A chimpanzee would just be jumping around. I mean they could buy, but a kimono dragon, this is like, he's like, this is what I do.


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[Assistant] It's, it's going to hit with the tail. It's bite is got just rabies and all kinds of stuff in it.


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[Assistant] Oh, he's like, I don't know. And the Komodo Dragon's like, I don't, I don't even care who I'm fighting. Like he doesn't care. Right.


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[Assistant] You could do one of the comics fighting. Yea, that would be fun. Just put, get a list of famous, I'm sure now people are listening, we might.


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[Assistant] If, if people like send us some. But if you want us to run, I mean, if someone wants us to run through this, I'm not against, uh, we're gonna, we'll do the animal one. So we'll finish out this guy's animal one. And if you have, anybody has any other ideas and we choose them, like maybe we'll go through it and, uh,


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[Assistant] You know, we can, you know, if it's maybe not as big too, I mean, this is great.


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[Assistant] Yeah. If there's some smaller ones that we could like just pop in and be like, all right, we got another bracket today we can do. All right. Maybe that'll be the new, remember when we were doing the podcast and we didn't know, we kept changing the.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, the whole beginning was like, we didn't know. Yeah. It was on the fly. Just being like, I don't know if this is it. I think that was before I


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[Assistant] I'm drinking my fake pfigi. Just regular water.


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[Assistant] So maybe you've ever heard of it.


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[Assistant] That's near Vanderbilt, right? Yeah, I love it. I love Psycho. If I'm ever down there, I'll go there and I've been a big fan of them forever.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, they paint it, yeaah, I don't think you go, but they paint it. Oh. So. Nevermind. Yeaah. They, cause they, cause you go in there and it'll be, it'll be filled up and then it'll, but then they, you go back and it'll be off. So I think they paint it every so often.


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[Assistant] Probably, yeaah. I mean, it disappears. Cause I'll even try to find it sometimes when I go back, but then it's gone and you're, you know. And I don't think I've been back to sign it. I don't know when.


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[Assistant] I went there not too long ago. Did we go there? I went there alone not too long ago.


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[Assistant] I was, uh, I went downtown for something. No, uh, I didn't, but I went there alone, uh, by when they're just


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[Assistant] I get, I get, uh, usually four tacos. The bean and cheese tacos are great. And I get, uh, usually two steak tacos with bean and cheese and lettuce.


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[Assistant] And then I get, uh, chips and cheese, chips and queso and I dip my tacos in the queso. Like I don't want, like when I go, it's like, I want to be like, I got my own queso. Like I don't want everybody robbing me.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you're like, it's not for the table, it's for like, it's for me. I'm gonna drink it.


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[Assistant] You're going to recognize a few of these names. I'm sorry, I'll just tell you what I did. I texted Laura, it's not from my diet. I said, can you order the old Chicago pizza?


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[Assistant] I don't, you know. I'll be, I'll be honest with you. Now I'm seeing her respond, she's like, hey, you mean that's supposed to be on the-


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[Assistant] She's trying to keep me healthy, uh, but Eric, Eric, hopefully won't listen to this.


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[Assistant] Yeah, a lot of people conspire with Eric. Eric is a conspire-er. But I couldn't, uh, yeaah, I was like just thinking about it and then my brain just went to it and I thought...


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[Assistant] You know, when we talked about, we're talking about pizza this episode, right? And then, uh, and so then, uh, I couldn't let it go. That'll get it going. And I've been on a good diet. I've been eating good. I haven't eaten much calories today. And so I was like, you know what? I could eat a little personal old Chicago pizza and meat lovers. And, uh, so I just texted her to do that. Sorry.


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[Assistant] I have a problem. He go, you have a problem? He go, no, no, no, no, no. We stopped the show literally to text.


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[Assistant] That's not run down. That's not run down. The dirty D. That's where I live. Yeah, Donaldson Christian Academy. Uh, yeah. Old Hickory, Hermitage, Donaldson, that's all kind of...


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[Assistant] I like it. I think Andrew Jackson was a lot, like you would be like an Andrew Jackson president. Like just kind of, he was like having duels. Yeah.


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[Assistant] That's nice, I've been there a couple of times. I talked about it, that's another one I talked about in the special, as a comedian.


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[Assistant] Let's get to the end. She goes, why are you watching? And he goes, this is the guy, uh, when I go Mondays, I go hang out with that guy. Yeah. Can you believe that? Amazon, I guess you ain't bought anything on Amazon.


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[Assistant] Uh, but they did, uh, uh, I've still never been in the Hermitage. The only thing I've ever even done back there is, uh, my niece Maya ran a cross-country


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[Assistant] Yeah, I went 2nd and 4th grade in Robertson County, Coopertown, and then 5th to...


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[Assistant] I went Dupont Elementary, 5th 6th, I was at Dupont Elementary. And, uh, they all, and I just missed the years, well the 6th grade I didn't go because of the Gulf War, DC. And the other one, I just switched schools and they both went the following year.


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[Assistant] Coobertown went in fifth grade and DuPont went in fourth grade and then I just missed it and then still never gone. I need to go.


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[Assistant] That's real good. There we go. Golf course. That's real golf course. Yep.


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[Assistant] They have a cool golf course, I don't know what they've done with it then, but it was like a fun, they have some fun holes.


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[Assistant] Mine. Nashville was named. 1779. I was, uh, 200 years before me. That's when Nashville was founded.


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[Assistant] Think about that. It took 200 years. To get you. To get me out. And I finally go, I guess I'll see what you're about.


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[Assistant] Yeah. At the beginning, I was waiting for Bridgestone to be built. Make them get a target and stuff. I go, well, where am I going to go talk at?


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[Assistant] Yeah. I would like to know what it, well if you built like, cause what if you did want to build, but you gotta have land. There's no more free land.


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[Assistant] I know, but yea, the government can just take, I'm saying there's no more like land that's like, you know, there's nothing left to discover.


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[Assistant] I thought you meant like land that just no one had claimed yet. Yeah, yeah. That's what I mean. Like there's no...


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[Assistant] From what? From us? That's pretty far, dude. That's the whole Pacific ocean. Yeah. That's like Washington to the bottom of South America. We have, well, that's a long trip too.


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[Assistant] No one's like, uuuh, you don't want to get on that flight. He's actually, is it Paraguay?


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[Assistant] No, no, this is funny. I've always called it like you talk about it a lot. Do you mention it a lot?


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[Assistant] Could they have froze to get, like maybe it used to be hot now and then it froze over and yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so they don't want, you can't go blow up. But you can't go claim it as you can't go annex it. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Wait, so you can buy a plane ticket to Antarctica? I don't think so.


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[Assistant] Oh, so you just fly over. Who went there? You had a friend that just...


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[Assistant] Like that you can't even live in. But what if they're making those temperatures up?


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[Assistant] We're going, we're bringing Opera Land back. I like that. We're doing it.


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[Assistant] You're putting, uh, oh. You go submit it? Yea. Oh wow. You just don't ever do a phone number? No. I don't want them actually calling me.


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[Assistant] Uh, oh, well they're probably not gonna get in touch then.


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[Assistant] Like they're not. Your area code was one, two, three. Yeah. Well, that was my real email.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we should. Cap'n Deez is great. Cap'n Deez has been around for a long time. I loved it. I used to go there a lot on Sundays. Yep. Sundays was a big deal to go there. You stood in that line, ordered your food, and set a table.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Not a hush puppy guy. I dunno, yeah. Yeah, I'm not either. I like them.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we're the, the home of chains. They get started here.


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[Assistant] Uh, dollar generals. Wow. It's pretty good. Yeah, I don't know why you'd do that, but.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they're, I think they're, yeah, it's California, but they're, uh, they do a lot of stuff here. They've been sponsoring this podcast for years.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they're great. Uh, I love Vioria. That's it. The jacket I wore, the silver of the camo and I'm ordering another one. Uh, I wear it every day. Uh, the whole podcast crew loves the Vioria. All things we have are great athletic core shorts. I wear those as I'm running and breaking, hurting my legs. But, uh,


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[Assistant] And so it's, uh, it's already in there. And so like, I'll just like, when I wake up, it's like, you just throw those on and then you got some shorts with pockets and you can just go about your day when on the road, like he's super easy. They look good.


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[Assistant] Uh, and I'll bring my little, uh, Viori jacket that's, uh, kind of a light, like, I mean, I'm, I'm, I'm ready to go. Uh.


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[Assistant] I mean yeaah, all exercise and then people wearing this stuff everywhere and you can, they dress it up, they dress it up nice.


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[Assistant] It's not a tourist attraction. It's becoming a, it's a real thing. It's a, I didn't mean that negatively. It's a place when people come to town, they go, I gotta try Hattie B's. Oh yeah, yeah. I thought it meant like it was, you know, it's not like a Statue of Liberty.


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[Assistant] I know the, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They're open. Well, Princess Hot Chicken was the, is the original. That's the old school. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Took a long time to get our food. And well, and my dad, so I brought it home.