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[Assistant] Yeah, that was the, the showmanship with the sea world attractions or marine world Africa, USA, which we had growing up. It was fucking awesome.


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[Assistant] Right, yeaah, well that's like that whole Tiger documentary, not the Joe Tiger King exotic one, the one before it.


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[Assistant] Cat dancers. What's the other? Cat dancers. That's what my first was like. Oh boy.


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[Assistant] I think I'm going to run with that and I'm going to take this opportunity to compliment my mom because she led that charge. And I think like she's going to be a little bit upset when she hears how transparent she was. And then I talked about it on the pod. So mama.


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[Assistant] I love ya. Thank you so much for everything. And uh, I love your farts. Thank you for boofin'. I love your farts. And I love you too.


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[Assistant] Pull your fucking butt out! Let's go! The food was shat-a-pon.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think he's, I think he's like the real deal. You know, it's awesome. I've met a handful of wrestlers and they're all like doing some sort of...


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[Assistant] Zany character that isn't really them, they for sure put it on. And for sure, because if you don't, you're just a total psychopath. But Stone Cold is like the one guy that like, he is that guy. He is like the denim dude who just chugs beers.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he, he was, there's just like, uh, uh, like Tito Ortiz fucking, people were flying his flag all over Huntington. It was, it was quite the event.


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[Assistant] Okay, you meant, I'm sorry, you meant like during the pre-interview or something?


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[Assistant] Really? Well, you know, I mean, I told this story on the podcast a handful of weeks ago. Remember I was getting a ticket and she goes, oh, that's, you live here? And I go, yeah, I, I, sorry, I forgot it was street sweep, uh, sweeping. And she goes, oh, okay, just rip it up. It's fine. Right. But imagine now if you had to fight her. Oh, I would have beat the shit out of that lady. There you go.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I dare you to rip this up. Wait, so I have to fuck her? No, you have to fight her. No, you have to fight her, bro.


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[Assistant] Uh, from Hedonism 2, uh, of like the old guy, in like a G-string or something? Speedo? Yea, yea, yea. Speedo? Yea. He's in good shape, he's in good shape. He was in pretty good shape, but he was just like, talk about how he's so excited for


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[Assistant] Hedonism 2 and then goes, the ripping in the tear and the ripping in the tear and is like humping the air.


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[Assistant] It's- Yeah, he had moves too. He could go down. I'm here for the Rippin' and the Terran. You saw-


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[Assistant] There were certain hip gyrations that he was doing that you're like, oh, this guy knows what he's doing. He went into a classic figure eight, seesaw maneuvers.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that seems like a beautiful resort. First of all, for the people that don't know, hedonism is, uh, like a swingers festival or something? No, I think it's an island.


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[Assistant] Oh, it is a full-on resort that you could just go to at any time. Yeah, there's not like a big event. I'm sure there's many events, but okay.


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[Assistant] Well the thing is, the bummer about that stuff is, on paper you're like, oh, that sounds really cool, because in your imagination you're thinking it's like, Dan Bolzarian's crew, of just like,


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, just that high and tight. And you're thinking a bunch of Dan Bilzerians and a few random chicks. But that's not who's there. That's not who's there. That isn't who's there.


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[Assistant] No, nothing's wrong with that, I'm just saying it's a specific type of person that I feel like if you draw, like, fantastical, uh, women, like if you draw like hot babes on dragons,


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[Assistant] If you have like a knife in a leather satchel that you've fastened, that you carry around with you, that you've made their own leather satchel for your knife, and maybe you even forged your own blade, you might go to hiddenness.


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[Assistant] I like all your references are the 90s were really the peak of all existence in Blake's mind. Anytime he talks about something being the best, he's like, dude, in the 90s?


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[Assistant] There's gotta be other options if, uh, then hedonism. For sure, there's layers and levels to that shit.


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[Assistant] You could be the face. You know we would put a Keynes in the Hedonism 3. Dude. Right as you pull up. Goes without saying. You get your chicken tenders. You get your Texas toast. Uh huh. And then, uh, you don't get too greasy. Well, or you do. Maybe that's what you would grease up with. Who knows.


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[Assistant] The sadness, the sad cuddles. Hey, well that's, that's the movie in like, in like five, five to eight years that we're all riding together, just a group of friends.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's just a very sad, uh, yeah, but then actually it's not sad we get there and we just have an awesome time. There's no real downfall to it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, cause you're getting on a plane. You're in a puddle of flesh at that point. You know, there's just like big faux leather.


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[Assistant] Uh, fuck pits that they got where there's just one guy just drawing everybody who's just like, I'm not quite the artist. And then he's drawing everybody and drawing dragons behind them and shit. Can I draw you with a dragon? There's a guy forging steel off to the side.


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[Assistant] Yeah, hey. Anders? I don't know if we've ever agreed more. That was it. We are 100%. This is...


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[Assistant] I was just given this, uh, mug through my friends over at Oakland Coffee and I was took a drink and, uh, it says our metal mugs are specifically designed and crafted. Please hand wash. Uh, so I for sure didn't wash this cup before I started drinking from it. That's not, I'm not going to die from that, right?


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[Assistant] Right? Do you remember when I used to work at the Improv and they gave me, uh, uh, all those glasses for free? Oh, we had so many. And then I was handing them out as, as gifts for everyone. They're cool. I worked at the Hollywood Improv Comedy Club. It's a cool comedy club and they gave me all these free glasses and I'm giving them out to everyone. And the reason that they


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[Assistant] Yeah, and I just, I just was really hooking everyone up. And the three of us... We had shelves of that. Oh yeah, we drank out of those glasses for many years. For years.


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[Assistant] Fair enough. The very first time I met Chappelle, I was hosting, I think this is the time that you guys are talking about, I was hosting the Saturday midnight show at the Improv, and it was like a Christmas themed


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[Assistant] No one did. For sure no one did. And I show up in like a Christmas belly shirt. Like a total asshole. And I'm hosting the thing. So you know, I look like a dick. And then Chappelle comes and is like, this is first of all his first show back.


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[Assistant] He hadn't been back on the west coast since he like disappeared and went to Africa after the whole Chappelle show.


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[Assistant] Situ- situation. And so he came back and it was like a big deal that he was gonna be there. Yeah. And, uh,


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[Assistant] And he's like, Hey man, yeah, you mind if I get up? And I'm talking to him with like my belly hanging out, like the cold gust of wind coming down the hallway and hitting and nips flaring up, you know, from the, the cold winter air. And I,


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[Assistant] So anyways, I told him, I was like, hey, you can go on now and we could just bump everybody or you could go on in an hour and some people could go up and I'll just shorten their times and then you come back and close the shot. And he's like, I'll do that. And so he comes back in an hour and was on stage for like six hours. It was like a fully impressive. I couldn't imagine. I mean,


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[Assistant] Yeah, I remember being like, wow, this is such a historical comedy event right now that's happening. Like, wow, look at this moment. And, and you're the host of the show, Adam. This is pretty cool, dude. And then I'm thinking that, like, while I'm in this fucking Bailey shirt, like,


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[Assistant] Yeah, what was cool is like I, uh, for the most part it was like, it was a lot of me like working the door and then you guys would come in and drink and then like every like 15 minutes I could like wander over to you and like chop it up for like two minutes and then I'd have to be like hold on real quick and then have to go check someone's ID. Right.


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[Assistant] So, admittedly, it's still cool. Oh yea, for sure. And what's cool about that gig is a lot of those guys


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[Assistant] Like, it's hazy for them for sure, but they like put it together. They're like,


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[Assistant] I saw David Tell like a year and a half ago in New York at the Comedy Cellar and I went up right before him.


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[Assistant] And I'm like, that's cool. It's cool that they, people can remember shit like that because people come up to me and they're like, uh, we went to eight years of school together. And I'm like, cool. Uh, yeah.


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[Assistant] That is a nice thing that you are doing. I'm a giver. But some people get like really bent out of shape.


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[Assistant] If you, if they don't, if you don't remember them, or they, to me I'm like, I don't know, like, I...


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[Assistant] You know what's funny though? Unless we like had the best time of our lives and they're like, but we, we're blood brothers. We cut our hands and shook.


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[Assistant] So you're saying you gotta have a lot of fun, uh, finger guns. If you wear like a cape or an ascot or you just have a really fun scarf in the summer, that's, that uh, it doesn't hurt.


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[Assistant] Uh, Final Girls in my phone. Because I met her on the set of the movie The Final Girls.


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[Assistant] The worst is when you like, like, know someone for years and like, don't know their last name. You just know them by like, how, like, they're specifically one of my best friends' fiancé now. Uh, his now fiancé, I just, it was just Zach's, uh, girlfriend.


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[Assistant] In the phone, and for years I did not know her last name.


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[Assistant] You're such a millennial. No, I swear to God, I was at a party a few years ago and, uh, do you know Shane West?


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[Assistant] Anyways, so I like, I'm at a party at his house, and I know him like, fairly well, we've, I've, we've been at parties together before, we've gotten drunk together, I'm like, yeah, we know each other, and he introduced me to someone, this is like years ago, and he was, he was like, hey I wanna introduce you to someone, and I'm like, okay, and he's like, uh,


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[Assistant] Andy, this is Eric, or whoever the fuck he was introducing me to. And I'm like, what's that? And he's like, yeah, Andy Bovine. Dude, so, have you seen Workaholics? And I'm like, I stopped him in his tracks. I'm like, Bo Bo Bo. Motherfucker, do you, I'm like, you think my name is Andy Bovine? And he's like,


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[Assistant] Yeah. And I go, my name's Adam Devine. And he goes, oh, I thought that was your stage name. Right. On the show. Saddam Devon.


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[Assistant] I'm going back to it. I just, Instagram gave me Adam Devine. I couldn't take it. I like went with Andy Bovine.


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[Assistant] Oh, well he was, uh, he was Adam Devine and he was a SAG actor. Screen Actors Guild. Pre-SAG, right.


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[Assistant] Before you? Which, you know, before I was in the Screen Actors Guild, so then when I joined, I could either be Adam Devine II,


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[Assistant] No. It would give you like a number two. It would, yea. It would give me like a number two. Yea. And I'm like, well fuck that. And so I was like, what if I capitalized my V?


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[Assistant] Still to this day I get people that are like, uh, that will just capitalize the V and now we're kind of...


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[Assistant] Uh, I'll sell two for like five thousand dollars or something. And I'm like, well, I don't have five grand, like that's a lot for me to spend at the time. And then after Workaholics, I went back to him like after maybe season one or two and I'm like, hey, uh, can I get that? And he was like a hundred thousand dollars.


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[Assistant] Ders, are you ever coming home? You're still in New York City, right?


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[Assistant] Damn, I would love to join you. You're drinking champagne alone in your hotel room.


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[Assistant] Are you at the crib solo? No, Chloe's downstairs, uh, and I'm gonna work out after this, but I figured I'm not gonna let my boy drink alone, you know?


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[Assistant] Dehydrate you? Cause I've been mad thirsty for water lately.


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[Assistant] Place the tissue on. I need to get larger bolts to secure the seat onto my toilet. And, uh, I don't know if it's just my water pressure. Uh, I don't know. How are the grips on it?


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[Assistant] Alright, I know about you. Yeah, you got a nice ass. Yeah. Well. Yeah.


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[Assistant] That is a wildly wrong statement. The best ass out of all of us? For sure, I have the best ass. That's bullshit.


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[Assistant] It's high, it's a high booty. I've got a, a squatters booty.


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[Assistant] I've been riding 100 plus miles a week. I've been doing a lot of leg work. I'm racked and stacked on here. I am a fitness influencer. I've been doing legs three times a week. My shit is rock solid right now. I would stack my ass.


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[Assistant] Dude, there's, no, we're in 2020, Anders. There's no such thing as a little much anymore. The Kardashians are the queen bees, okay? And their asses are the fucking size of the moon.


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[Assistant] I have a female, a beautiful female's ass.


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[Assistant] I think, uh, he froze. He couldn't handle it.


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[Assistant] Uh, uh, needing men to judge other men's booties. I feel we should go to, uh, the gay, the gay men.


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[Assistant] Dude, I'm telling you, you haven't seen my ass in a long time. It is rock solid right now. It is.


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[Assistant] No, I think it is, I think it is appetizing. I think if, if we were, there's the most meat there. And I'm talking about the good meat. I'm not talking about the fatty. A butt steak. Wagyu steak. I'm talking about like just a nice, juicy. Oh come on.


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[Assistant] Well, I'm talking about like, no, I'm talking about hair situation, I'm talking- It's all of it.


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[Assistant] Dude, I'm saying you put, you put, you slide these hammocks into some tight jeans and you shoot it.


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[Assistant] And you, yea, your profile, my, my profile is, oh, so you're shooting a nude butt, and you, you, you, you were talking about lethal weapon with him in jeans.


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[Assistant] Oh dude, my ass looks good in blue. Blue's my color. Is it pre-


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[Assistant] Damn, got it. Adam, bro. I'm saying, I've had gratuitous butt shots.


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[Assistant] My ass? Why am I- I already got the part! Last time I saw it, I don't think it was defined.


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[Assistant] No, I'm not, I'm, I'm casting. I wanna see what's out there.


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[Assistant] It's like you don't even know my lifestyle. My lifestyle is fitness, Blake. It's all I do. I understand that, but you're working. All day, every day. I wake up and I, my eyes snap open and I'm like, how do I better myself and influence those around me? That's all I'm thinking as a fitness influencer.


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[Assistant] Uh, first of all Kyle, no I don't dude.


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[Assistant] That is the funniest scene, uh, out of any comedy that I've seen in the past, uh, five years, for sure. The funniest scene.


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[Assistant] You do see, you do see my, yeaah, nuts and taint and whole, uh,


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[Assistant] The world my dick. And, and there it is. But here's the bummer, and this is why...


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[Assistant] I, I get it. I get it. You guys are, uh, appeasing me because you were just, uh, for lack of a better term, shitting on my ass. Okay.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeaah, and, and, uh, I, I do appreciate that, but you cannot work out your dick. And I, as a fitness influencer, who takes great pride in, uh, his gluteus maximus,


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[Assistant] Well, that could be a spinoff of Manscape, one of our sponsors. Kyle's movie.


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[Assistant] Is there any compliments, take backs? I'm sorry, there's no way it's already time for that. Or apologies. Yeah, it is.


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[Assistant] Oh man. Wow, you're fishing for it, huh? Compliments? No, I'm not, I'm just saying. Do you have any take backs? Compliments or apologies?


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[Assistant] I don't think, maybe Kyle isn't into female crossfaders bodies, because that's basically what I have. Bro, come on, don't revisit that.


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[Assistant] I don't think he is, he must not be. He must like them, uh, squishier, uh, you know, not as chiseled and defined. And that's okay. And I'd like to compliment your specific taste, and that works for you.


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[Assistant] Thank you. I'd like to compliment Dersie on drinking champagne alone in his hotel room.


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[Assistant] Uh, maybe the last type of alcohol that I would drink just on its own.


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[Assistant] I will never say that I don't have a great ass. I truly believe that I have a stellar backside rig. I truly believe that. My dick, I disagree with my dick. I think my dick is perfectly fine.


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[Assistant] Self love, baby. My ass is an A plus ass, and you could disagree with that. I also think, hey, I'm in great company because Blake and Dyrs have great meaty,


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[Assistant] Kyle, I don't think your ass is in our sort of realm of amazing.


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[Assistant] I did, yeaah, I just landed, it's been a long five days, I actually went on Wednesday, and got the full experience, uhm, it's an amazing sport, it's unreal how, you know, even coming from the levels of racing that me and you have raced at, we were just talking about it, and uh,


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[Assistant] It's, it's, it's some high level really, really cool racing. So I was, I enjoyed my time, the five days there, all of it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it was actually, it was really cool. Uh, we went out and rode, uh, these bikes called the Navale and, uh, they're a little Italian motorcycle. I, I, I,


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[Assistant] Put them up against like a TTR 110 or, you know, Yamaha 110 or any of the 110.


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[Assistant] It was, it was, it was a really uhm, packed race from, from what I thought, and uh, I got to go through, you know, obviously Yamaha Factory Racing's garage, which was insane, also popped my head into Ducati garage too, and man, just the, the, that's when you really get to see, when the body is off those motorcycles, how impressive, uhm, and, and state of the art these motorcycles are.


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[Assistant] I mean, you couldn't ask for any more as a fan, right? We're going in, like you said, with four rounds left and we have, uh, we have a tied point situation.


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[Assistant] Uhm, you know, it's, it's, uh, Coop rode one, one great race, put himself in a great position as we saw.


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[Assistant] Yeah, honestly, I looked at it and you know, watched the builds happen through Corey's Instagram over there at SMX uh, tracks and.


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[Assistant] And uh, you know, dude, it was wet. They had the track covered. Uhm, and then all the, seeing practice photos and video of guys that lost it and kind of jumped off the berm. And Lane, I think I saw Gavin Towers do that in the futures class. Yup, yup. You know, and just, just sink the bike. Lose the bike, you know, get a piece of equipment to get it out.


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[Assistant] Do I saw, you know, so for the track to be as dry as it was in the end, like, uh,


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[Assistant] I mean, I thought they were great. It promoted good racing conditions too, very technical, but it also had cushion for the guys to go to that wanted to kind of ride those outsides.


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[Assistant] I mean, look, I think it's co- he, he was coming down to the end of this series, so he had to make something happen. And, you know, I know he, I think he was one that's, that mentioned, you know, the star is it like more of a starting race, starting game.


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[Assistant] Uhm, you know, more now than it ever has been. Uhm, you know, and look, it worked into his favor. Yeaah. Eli got a phenomenal start.


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[Assistant] You know, Koop, and I just think that he showed up ready to go. Like Koop's a gamer, right? That's where I think the difference is. Not difference between Jett, but I think that Koop knew he had to make something happen and he's good kinda with his back against the wall.


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[Assistant] Well, I mean, look, he bridged the gap to him really, really nicely. He rode a good main, obviously big mistake right there that we'll watch on the replay. Uhm, I don't still think that if that mistake wouldn't have happened, do I think he would have got him? I think Chase takes too long to pass riders and that's what we saw with Kenny too.


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[Assistant] If he would have been able to get through Kenny much quicker than he did already, he might have, you know, he would have put himself in a better position to have more time to work on him if he needs to take.


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[Assistant] Uhm, that much time to pass somebody and then you let alone.


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[Assistant] You know, that's Kenny. Try to pass Coop. Coop, I think, is on that next kind of level there, you know, where you're not, you're not gonna pass him, so.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I hate to say it, but, uh, you know, let's, uh, we don't want to have another Dunge out there, you know, that's, uh, that takes a long time to pass, you know. No, I'm joking. You know, but that was one of, that was one of Dunge's, uhm, I think faults at me racing with him is he took too long to pass, you know, to serve it. Yeah, I mean.


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[Assistant] Uhm, especially when you catch somebody fairly quick, you need to capitalize on that speed that you have, that closing rate on him so that he doesn't know where you're fast at. Where, where can he block the line? Where is it getting, you know, a little bit louder? Like Chase right there almost jumping off the track.


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[Assistant] Right there, I felt like he could have forced the issue, but he didn't. That was his moment, but that was after, you know, and then finally he does get, get by him. But I like Chase's lines through this whole center part of the track. He was working the outsides more.


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[Assistant] Uhm, you know, then I think I, then, then a lot of guys have been, especially this season, uhm, you know, giving, giving himself that opportunity to hopefully find a hole.


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[Assistant] Well, I think like I had mentioned his back against the wall, I think I was a lot like him in the sense like I wasn't going to go any faster than I had to. And like he's, I think he's tried.


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[Assistant] Some different scenarios, they're like, you know, starting off the season a little bit slower and, and, and like he hasn't been like his middle and beginning.


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[Assistant] Wasn't very strong and now it's like dude, to make these points up, to be in the position that he's in.


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[Assistant] I think you're also just seeing that confidence level ride rise and he's riding a lot better, which is, I just, he's a little bit quicker. Like he's made up those two, three tents in spots where that jet has had on most majority, the whole field, most of the series so far.


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[Assistant] So I thought that night was, you know, Saturday night when we were watching it, it was he, he made that difference up. And I feel like now it's going to be really interesting to see what happens these next four races. Can he sustain that?


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[Assistant] You know, we have, uh, looking at the points right now, 261, we're tied 261. Um, chase is 15 down. So, you know, I mean, like I said, it's a, it's a two, two horse race right now.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I like, if I'm Coop, if you ask me which position would I rather be in, uhm, I think that I'd rather be in Coop's position. You have made those points up.


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[Assistant] You know, and then you have Jett that was leading. So now he's like, he's thinking in his head like, man, I've lost all these points. So I just think it's a better position to be in. Uhm, and, and Jett's gonna have to ride.


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[Assistant] Uhm, things he has to offer. And I also don't think Jet has raced anybody like this, like with the, with the confidence and how Coop is a, is a bulldog, you know, in the end.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, no, no, for sure. And also back to that, it's like, it's familiar, like he's, not that Jett hasn't won, uh, championships before.


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[Assistant] You know, on the other side of the pond and a bunch here already.


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[Assistant] That's what I kind of thought. I had, you know, but I also had hopes for the other guys to, to, to bridge that gap. You know, like, just like we saw the, the Barsha and Jet incident, that's what I think really snowballed.


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[Assistant] Uhm, what we're, what we're kind of seeing too because going from the points gap that he had down to eight and you know, uhm, it puts, you know, it does put more pressure on you because you know, when you go to the race, you're like, man, I need to clean my, my game up.


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[Assistant] I mean, I would delete the ever part, but uhm, it makes him one of the best, you know, supercross racers to ever do it. Yes.


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[Assistant] So yeaah, he'll be, I think when he is done, you don't know exactly, right?


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[Assistant] But, uh, uhm, you know, I think he'll go down in the record books, uhm, you know, and Hall of Famer, you know, when his time comes up.


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[Assistant] No, I mean, look, I think knowing the way Coop is, I think that that might have been, you know, one of his little, you know,


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[Assistant] Uh, rattle a guy just enough to get his jump off.


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[Assistant] I mean yeaah, every time you pull the whole shot, you control the race and especially somebody in his position, like, you know, it's...


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[Assistant] Um, unless a mistake comes from him, we have not seen him get caught and passed. So yeaah, it works. But anytime you start as far back in the field as you did with this field that we have right now, um, you know, you're not going to come back to the, to the front and win the race. Now back to the podium, you know, that's, that's what you ultimately hope.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, look, I think this is the first time that we're seeing like, you know, not first time, but like the more and more of these guys race jet and he's back with these guys, they're like, they don't have a lot of time around him. Like Eli has around maybe chase or, you know, some of the other riders, Kenny, for example, like they've been racing each other for a very long time and you know how somebody races. Yeah.


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[Assistant] You know exactly where somebody's gonna go, where they enter the turn, where they're gonna exit, you know, because you spend so many laps around them in those scenarios.


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[Assistant] So you better be ready for it now. Like he does it a lot, you know, so that's something that you might, Eli would have in say.


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[Assistant] You know, another 30 races be like, okay, well I got, and I got to put myself on the outside of them just a little bit so that it doesn't come down in front of me.


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[Assistant] Yeah, both guys, I mean they're both really good, uh, great, you know, so I think right now...


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[Assistant] That was a, call it a little bit of luck on his, his part, or uhm, in the situation, really getting a big, uh, chunk taken out of the points there on Jet, and then obviously this, this start. So uhm, we, we know that, we know they're both decent starters, you know, like, I, I,


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[Assistant] But I think that where Jet's at right, or where, uh, Cooper is at right now, uhm, or Coop is, I think that he, he's in, that's where I would rather be. I feel like, especially also like I mentioned him being the, the, the dog's backed, uh, into the corner and he's gonna get aggressive.


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[Assistant] That's what I, that's where the longevity, the, the, the maturity and, uh, the veteran comes out. He's, he, this, this position's familiar for him.


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[Assistant] We are, but yeah, we are. And I think also too, he is the most mature and veteran writer at such a young age that we've seen in this forfeited class, maybe ever. So, you know, like you said, we're not taking nothing away from, we're being critical on him.


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[Assistant] Uhm, and, and, and we've been in these positions. We were the rookie.


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[Assistant] And we also were guys that have been there for men, you know, for a handful of years. Right. And no feeling is.


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[Assistant] I don't know. I don't, I don't think so. It's hard, right? Here's the other reason why I think, I don't think he wins because, uhm, you know, Kenny, uhm, does make moves back by, but Koops, another thing he's very, very strong at is, is coming back and striking back right after he's gotten past.


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[Assistant] Uhm, before the guy in front that made the pass can get into a little bit of a groove or get a gap on him, like he strikes back right away. Uhm, and then that a lot, most, a lot of times throws the, throws that, throws that rider off, you know, that, that made the pass initially. So, uhm, I don't think he was gonna get through, uhm, Coop at all.


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[Assistant] Uhm, but I think he may potentially could have bridged that gap if he could have gotten closer, you know, and that doesn't say that, you know.


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[Assistant] Coop doesn't make a mistake if Chase puts pressure on him and then he, you know, passes him and wins the race that way.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you gotta make, gotta make those moves quick. Especially like I said, when you, when he bridged that gap, it happened fairly, it wasn't like it took him laps after laps after laps to, to finally get to him. So.


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[Assistant] He had a little speed on him and that's when you got to make that move right away is, is once you bridge that gap, like right away. So they, then they don't learn where you're going if you're on the outside here and the inside here on the track.


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[Assistant] I think it's both. I think he knows, I think he knows right now while watching the replay, uhm, that it is Jett behind him and he's like, dude, I'm not letting this guy pass me, you know, uhm, and I also


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[Assistant] Jet would, Jet needed to go in front of him quicker. Like he was trying to be nice about it and not get out there. Like I, not teed him up, but just when he started to rotate the motorcycle, have it go straight out a little bit more. So that when, when Jason came around the turn and actually got the bike turned and he's looking up, he sees a red motorcycle in front of him.


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[Assistant] You know, that doesn't mean that Jason wouldn't have been able to stop, you know, but if you're trying to make that move...


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[Assistant] I know it was a fast section there. They were, they were, that was a big berm, you know, that you're able to kind of get into and come out pretty fast. So.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I just think you needed to get the bike out in front of him sooner, if that was, if that was the, the, uh, the objective.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, let's see, like right, like spins it right, going farther out, you know, the radius that he spun around, not as tight, so sweep it out longer, you can see where the rear tire spins, he kinda turned it around like I turned the bike around, boom, and go out a little bit closer to him, if he, if he, if he was gonna try that, right, uhm, maybe it was,


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[Assistant] Maybe he, from his point of view, he didn't have that option and that was the right move.


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[Assistant] And that would have been another point, right? We wouldn't be tied right now in, in the, you know, who knows that that, that position right there could come down to change the result in the end. It could, it could.


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[Assistant] Yep, yeah, no, I think we have all three, you know, I think the top three that I will mention and talk about also is Hayden Rode Phenomenal, like you said, I also expected him to be


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[Assistant] Further up the ladder, a little farther along than he is right now. This is the ride that I was expecting also. But also I want to mention Cameron also. This is I think a bigger race for Cameron than even Hayden. Because in Cameron's position right now, points leader, he, you know, I,


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[Assistant] Uhm, this is something he struggled with is, is dealing with like pressure and big crashes or they're taking himself out of, uhm, out of the series points, right? So huge, you know, big pass on VL right there, which is sitting second and a very consistent, smart, good ride. Uhm, you know, you,


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[Assistant] I don't want to say expect, but he has a tendency to make very big mistakes in these positions.


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[Assistant] Yep, no, I think, I think it is. Uhm, I mean his, his goal right now should be to win, win out, right? And, and where, where the, where everything falls, falls.


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[Assistant] Um, you know, but Cameron's been riding phenomenal. The consistency is great to see. And also Tom at, at only with this second season, right? Another super consistent ride, you know, um, MXGP champ.


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[Assistant] Uh, so he's been in this position too, but you know, like learning super cross is quickly in, and I, and I know he's.


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[Assistant] I mean, as of right now currently, yeaah, anything can happen, but I'd be, number one, he's got to worry about Tom. Because Tom's closest to, closest in points. So Hayden currently isn't really a target threat. You know, yes, do we have to keep him on our radar? Uhm, you know, yes, but.


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[Assistant] Tom is closer, right? So that's where no matter what, nobody in this position can afford a mistake. Uh, Hayden has to win out and whatever happens happens and Tom and Cameron also have to run perfect, three perfect races essentially. You know?


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[Assistant] You know, yeaah, we're sitting right here with, you know, like I said, uhm, Tom 4 points down and Hayden 13 down. So uhm, you know, like, like you said, a couple of these other riders jumping up there, Dax has been riding well, you know, Max was uhm, you know, back in 7th, so hopefully, you know, we'll see, he's somebody that can get in the middle of some of these guys up front there. So there's a handful back there.


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[Assistant] That would be a win for him. A third would have been a win if he wasn't comfortable and didn't feel like he wanted to lay it out on the line and potentially lose a bunch. You know, that's a win. When we talk about Ricky and then we've all talked about it, me and you.


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[Assistant] You know, you put yourself in those positions on bad, on bad days and still are on the podium. That's what you need. You have to stay on the podium regardless of what you're dealing with.


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[Assistant] Third's all I got. Perfect way to explain it. Don't take a third and make it a seven.


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[Assistant] I think I'm going to be at a Glen Helen race in that, uh, YZ250 for the Fasthouse boys and, uh, Raph won it off on Sunday.


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[Assistant] You can see when you did the tr- the guys who did the chase did it a few times, uhm, and was able to like close up mid and then you'd hit that, uhm, the double which would totally blow your speed coming into the turn and then you s- you couldn't make the pass.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, it looked, it looked gnarly. It looked to me like you just got a little bit of a kick or something like, but, but to your point of like how you jumped on there three and on and that speed into the pocket there, you know, like if you go a little bit long, uhm, you know, like bottom suspension out, things like that, or if the dirt's a bit soft, those can be some scary moments.


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[Assistant] Uhm, obviously we know that, that Jett had a pretty, you know, a big points gap. Like, I, I personally like your position. How do you see your position right now? Like, uhm, you know, tied and, and...


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[Assistant] Uhm, I think the, I don't think as deep as this, you know, I think the deepest year, uhm, for, for me, like, you know, I would say get into a fifth, you know, fourth or fifth, nothing worse than that. You know, I think it was myself, Dunge, James, Chad, uhm, would have been... Kenny Friday 14.


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, it, it, it is. I mean, I, I, like I've said it on the show before, the jealous of, of guys that, that, uh, made the switches and noticed that they needed to change things up. You know, uhm, you were at Star, uh, left Star, you know, went to KTM. Yeah.


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[Assistant] You know, so it's, it's good to be able to see and recognize those, you know, things that potentially or will make you better. Um, you know, cause I was in that same position, you know, like just kind of over it burnt, you know, I called it instead of, you know, exercising other options.


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[Assistant] And, uh, you know, you'd come and, uh, be a wrecking ball in there.


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[Assistant] I'll go first, yea. Go, go for it. I think in, in my time, uhm, and it was only a short time that, uh, but Jason Lawrence was a, was one that was really good at it. Uhm. Really? Jason Lawrence?


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[Assistant] You know, like, uh, that was, he was, um, he was really good at it. You know, Lawrence was, was one of the best at it. Um, but for me, I would say...


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[Assistant] Not really happened that much, you know, like a very odd few, you know, like I, in, in mine it was, it was, it was, uh, it was Jason, you know, and, and, uh, duty won a championship out of it. You know, he was able to rattle a cage enough to, and it was like up against Dunge, you know, and.


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[Assistant] It was, it ended up, it ended up working, but it doesn't, it doesn't work long term.


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[Assistant] That and then you put mind games with them by, you know, at the 22 minute mark, 25 minute mark where, where, you know, they might drop half a second and, and you, not to say even went any faster, but just sustained it or maybe threw in there with one or two laps to go, like the fastest lap of the race. That right there is, is mind games. And that comes from.


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[Assistant] You know, like putting the work in because that was, I think obviously coming up through, you know, you're the one that really kind of started this whole trend of.


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[Assistant] Like, uh, I don't want to say real athlete, but it was, became physically, um, as demanding off the motorcycle, like, you know, before it guys just used to ride a lot. Yeah. There was some that train like warty. I'm not taking all the guys out, you know, but we're so much more educated now. Um, and you kind of started that, you know, and then obviously progression.


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[Assistant] Yeah, the progression, that's when it really started and everybody had to get on board if they wanted to be lined up on the gate.


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[Assistant] No way. Old lady handwriting. I mean that's, that is a lost art. It is. I could not do that.


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[Assistant] My teacher, I remember in fourth grade, my teacher was like straight up, don't, you don't write anything. You're, you can't write. Like you s-


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[Assistant] Yeah, they were like, you suck at cursive. Don't even attempt to do it because that's how bad you are. You're just going to be typing everything in the future anyways. Don't even try to.


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[Assistant] Yeah, cause I was so bad at it that they were like, you know what? Nah. You good. Don't even do it. Damn.


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[Assistant] And then that's why I can't, I can't even read. I find old notebooks with like, you know, notes or whatever I've written to myself, funny, super funny bits that I can't even read. I'm like, ahh.


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[Assistant] Only time I write in cursive is, uh, when I'm signing the check. That's the only time I- cause I'm like, GET EM!


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[Assistant] What a weird thing to, you know, like when people get money, I think they collect weird things, but collecting expensive pens seems like the weirdest, one of the weirdest ways to blow your money.


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[Assistant] Hey Kyle, I know these guys are shitting on you, I think it's cool that you have a friend that has a hobby. I have not shat.


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[Assistant] I have not shat on you, sir. No, there's tons of shat coming from your direction, Blake. You're over there, you're spreading the cheeks, you're spraying the shat. There is no shat from me, sir. Thank you for saying sir, that's respectful.


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[Assistant] Well, you are a man of the earth. Well, you know that the $10,000 pen, someone also had to construct that.


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[Assistant] And, uh, we're talking Moonrock as in, uh, Ecstasy, correct, Molly?


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[Assistant] Molly is the weirdest drug because there's a period of my life in my mid-twenties when a lot of my friends


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[Assistant] Uh, down here in Orange County, we're like getting into, we're deep into Molly and I'd come down and they'd just be like, we're all doing Molly tonight. And I'd like have a show or whatever and then come over to their house afterwards and then would see them already.


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[Assistant] Just hopped up on the stuff.


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[Assistant] And it's the weirdest drug because it's just like...


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[Assistant] You're just like, dude, put your nipples in the freezer for a minute.


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[Assistant] Okay, he had a point. He did have a point. I should freeze my nipples. My nipples are way too hot.


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[Assistant] Hello. Oh, I remember that. The sand between our toes. All the, the grandulars of the sand.


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[Assistant] Did he? What the fuck? Yeah, just me and Kyle rented a place, fucked for a week. Took ecstasy.


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[Assistant] No, it was, uh, it was over 4th of July, so we rented a place down there and then just, uh,


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[Assistant] Let's spread the rumor that we fucked a lot. Yeah, spread something.


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[Assistant] God, what an awesome movie. What like a-


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[Assistant] Yes. A truly incredible iconic movie.


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[Assistant] My goodness. Dr. Evil. And Beyonce was in the third one. I kind of forgot about that. I saw that on TV the other day. Foxy Cleopatra. I love that. That's where you went. You're like, and Beyonce.


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[Assistant] Well, you forget because they also powers movies seem like 30 years ago. They seem forever ago.


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[Assistant] I wasn't- I was a TLC boy, honestly. If I had to pick between- between- That was a little before. That was a little before.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think, I think you're cool, Blake. I think that's what, what you are, dawg.


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[Assistant] You should do, how come you haven't done any, uh, uh, hardcore, uh, sex scenes?


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[Assistant] And Chris Rock wrote it and directed it, correct? Yeah. And uh, and I would say that was his best performance because he was able to, I mean, he was playing a stand-up comedian, right? Or an actor?


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[Assistant] Yeah, baby. I think it's, I think it's a, a mix of, of all things. Like there's definitely like some. But the ones that go viral.


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[Assistant] Sure, I mean, no matter what, like, good looking people are going to, uh, rule whatever app comes out.


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[Assistant] Well, we found out before that Blake has a TikTok. We gotta- Blake, you wanna put your TikTok on blast? Yeah, baby!


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[Assistant] Wait, on playing, like, guitar? What do you mean? On guitar?


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[Assistant] Damn, don't know who that is, but sounds hot. Deep cut, deep deep cut. Was that Jared Leto?


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[Assistant] Now you got me. I know who that is. Just say Joker. And then they took it down. Well you mean, you mean the timeless man that is Jared Leto?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm also always getting busted for being just too hot.


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[Assistant] Yeah, baby! I just don't want to, uh, see people in the comments just saying how fuck.


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[Assistant] Uh, no, they, they say they're not. But then I'll, I'll like call them and they're out at like a bar in like the Ozarks surrounded by people. And I'm like, and my mom's like,


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[Assistant] Like she's caught red handed, but also didn't have to answer the phone. Cause she, and she like.


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[Assistant] We've been great, but my cousin was, she like passes the phone to everybody, passes it to my cousin, I talk with him for a little bit, and there's like 10 family members there, and she's like, it's just family, and the 400 people that are at this bar, and she goes,


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[Assistant] Uh, I talk with my cousin for a bit, she hands back, he hands back the phone, uhm, the next day my cousin


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[Assistant] Can't taste or smell anything. He got the vid!


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[Assistant] They all got tested. No one got COVID from my cousin. Sooo. Alrighty then. Guess what that means. What?


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[Assistant] It's hard, the math is hard to track, because for sure,


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[Assistant] They, it's for sure people passed their COVID around at Sturgis, then they went home and infected three or four people and then those people infected people. So there's, they're, they're doing the math and then scaling it out as if everyone affected everybody else. And I'm sure it did to a point, but it's, it's so hard to tell that that's the actual number, you know?


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[Assistant] I'm trying to catch those dirty bikers, my god. I'm just trying to catch feelings.


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[Assistant] The performances are su- are too good, and it's almost-


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[Assistant] Bad, like Michael Jackson bad, like damn, that's bad. Tell us how you really feel.


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[Assistant] So he got, he like wrote a bunch of sentences down and then like that meant something to him.


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[Assistant] And then put it on his back and had the tattoo artist jumble up the words and put it on his back.


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[Assistant] You forgot, you completely forgot all the sentences. Or do you remember some of them or for the most part?


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[Assistant] We're sure it's Japanese, not, not Chinese. Yeaah, it's Japanese.


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[Assistant] I really wish, I really wish Kyle would've gotten a weird piercing.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they had a little bit of that going on. Well Tom, Tom DeLonge had a pierce lift for a while.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it looked good. I really liked it. Yeah, I really wanted one too, but...


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[Assistant] Never too late. I never, uh, I didn't want the hole there.


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[Assistant] That was your move. You're getting the alt chicks. You're like, babe.


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[Assistant] I got, uh, I got the nautical star, uh, because I am punk rock for life. So I got that. And you're quite the nautical man now.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and I'm a nautical man now, so it all kinds of, it all kind of worked out.


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[Assistant] Six of the seven seasons of Workaholics and who kind of came up with us, uh, filming.


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[Assistant] Internet videos and stuff for us and then we sort of grew up together as far as that stuff goes.


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[Assistant] I remember we went to his birthday party one year at the Will Turn and I think we saw a string cheese incident. What didn't is- That would have been widespread.


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[Assistant] Widespread panic, okay. And I remember going there


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[Assistant] I mean, I don't mean to shit on these type of bands. It's just not my thing. And uh, but I was there because, you know, it's Grant's birthday. It's a fun thing to do. And uh, I remember seeing two people.


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[Assistant] Meet for the first time, this guy was like, they were both fucked up on drugs and he was carrying two beers and he bumps into her and he spills his whole beer on this girl and this girl's like mad. I clock that.


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[Assistant] Half hour later, I see them, uh, like, just grinding on each other.


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[Assistant] And then I saw him, the guy as I'm walking, leaving to go, like go to our car, uh, I saw him crying in the parking lot. Wow. And I'm like this, that's why people like those jam bands. It's cause it's a immersive experience. You can live a lifetime in three hours.


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[Assistant] That's why I'm trying to get into like fishing. I'm like, you know what? That'll be a good excuse to just drink with my buddies on a boat. Right.


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[Assistant] Yeah, baby. And that's why people, when they get older, they're like, maybe I'm deep into golf because then they get to take three hours.


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[Assistant] Once or twice a week to be like, honey, I gotta, I'm playing golf with the guys. You're drunk.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they're out there, uh, being athletes and you and Marissa have like dirt in your hair, braiding each other, cut mud all over your crotches. Yeah. Yup. Yup.


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[Assistant] Are you ever afraid that, uh, that someone's gonna just like dose you and you're just going to get a bunch of, uh, a glass of ecstasy? That's a workaholics episode. Some, a cup of, of acid.


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[Assistant] And also it's just like horrific for your body, right? Like the human body isn't supposed to be running that much.


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[Assistant] And then you could, you could just leave off the half when you tell people and be like, yeah, I did a marathon yesterday. And they're like, you did a marathon. And you're like, yeah, yeah, I did a marathon.


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[Assistant] Well see, you're emitting the half, so you're not lying.


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[Assistant] You did do a marathon, you're just admitting the first.


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[Assistant] Go ahead, buddy. Have truths. I feel like I'd be a really good politician. I've got the Gavin Newsome, uh, look. The hard, hard-haired look.


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[Assistant] Let's make, you gotta, we've, Trump has proven that you need a strong merch game. Yes. Yes. So I'm just going to be nothing but, uh, nothing but fun merch.


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[Assistant] A cowboy hat, uh, a red, white and blue cowboy hat. With lots of feathers coming off the side of it. And then it says, let's make America even greater.


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[Assistant] The current political climate, the Bidens of it all, the Trumps of it all, and you're not, you're not voting for... There's two Trumps?


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[Assistant] The tromps. Yeah, there's a bunch of them. Yeah baby! Oh my fuck. Yeah, there's tons of them actually.


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[Assistant] You just voted for what you think they smelled like. So whoever you thought smelled the best.


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[Assistant] The guy. You know, Kamala smells good. I bet she smells real good.


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[Assistant] And he's a put together gay dude? You know he's smelling good.


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[Assistant] I feel like people in Montana still wear a lot of cologne. Like I feel like the most of the rest of the- a lot of the rest of the country was like- Cologne smells like shit. I don't- I don't think-


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[Assistant] I bet Biden smells pretty good. I bet he's got a good, a good stink.


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[Assistant] I've smelled Biden before, and it smells pretty good. I buy that, I believe that. Yea, do you? Yea, it smells like soap.


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[Assistant] That guy eats a lot, a lot of fast food. You know, I know that just escapes the butthole. You can't, you can't keep that trapped.


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[Assistant] His fat ass. His dump truck butt. Hey man, don't shit on dump truck butts man. Yours is way tighter bro. You've got skin. Hey thanks man. Wait until I'm the president of the United States when I'm 70.


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[Assistant] I got things to do. Oh, that's true. He smells like soup.


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[Assistant] I feel like, yeaah, you know what, I take it back, I bet Trump, even though he's for sure flatulent like a motherfucker, I bet he's, he seems pretty narcissistic, I bet he's doing all he can to


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[Assistant] Yeah, he's just, he definitely sweats a lot because he's in a hot climate. Yeah. Down in Texas, and I bet he was in a jam band at some point.


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[Assistant] If you're only around yourself, then sure. Personally, I like to smell clean for myself, but. Get em.


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[Assistant] Because then people are put off by it and don't want to be around you.


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[Assistant] So sure, to be around yourself, and if you don't mind the smell of your stink, then sure, go for it. I personally, uh,


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[Assistant] Human. Yeah. And how come guys' deodorants, they're not like a, they're not a smell that you find in nature. Like my deodorant is pure sport.


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[Assistant] Yeah, baby. What smell is that? I know I like it. I know I've grown to like that smell.


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[Assistant] And also, like, do you, do you like, uh, do you like...


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[Assistant] Candles? Yeah, exactly, candles, yeah. Like, do you like the house to smell good? Same thing. You like, yeah. Like, pleasant smells. I bet, I bet you've burned some, I mean, I know you have, burned some incense from time to time. Of course.


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[Assistant] They kinda don't work that well though, right?


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[Assistant] That's so much extra work, by the way. It's...


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[Assistant] So wait, what are you saying, don't use the


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[Assistant] Well, admittedly, uh, you, you eat a lot of vegetables, right? Yeah, that's all I eat. Yeah, and that makes the, the worst smelliest farts and, uh, probably- Well, because of the fiber.


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[Assistant] Well, there's a difference between having, uh, a bad diet and...


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[Assistant] Yeah, that smells like a western bacon. I'm hungry. Okay, this is a western bacon cheese. Are you hungry?


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[Assistant] Well that's, that's a good, a big dog. I feel like I would have been, what's up little dog? Little scrappy. And little dog isn't, that's not as good of a nickname.


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[Assistant] I kinda feel like guy is a good name. Calling it like naming your kid guy.


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[Assistant] Yes. That's a fun name. Guy Fieri. What's up, Guy?


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[Assistant] I feel like if your name's Guy and you are between uh, 25 and uh, 45, you're gonna be a fan of this podcast. I feel like-


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[Assistant] These are my cars. Welcome to- Welcome to my... Ponderosa. Yeah, Guy- Guy-Man dude is a star.


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[Assistant] So guy man dudes, do we have any take backs, apologies or compliments for, for this week? I'd like to take back, uh, right away.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I said they had tacos, and they don't have tacos. Jack in the Box. So, that was Jack in the Box, and I feel like a fool. Egg on my face. I'd like to take that back.


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[Assistant] And I also would like to apologize, uh, to Kyle for just kind of immediately thinking, uhm, without really truly thinking about it, who would be the stinkiest if we don't shower and don't, uh, wash our underarms. I just kind of went straight to Kyle, but admittedly, I'm a, I'm a sweaty boy. I do sweat. I run hot. So it might be me. I might come in. Right.


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[Assistant] Stankin'! That being said. Yea, more than likely Kyle.


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[Assistant] Well, I liked that. I'd like to compliment Blake for getting his plugs in because I feel like that is important. By the way, Blake, watched three episodes of Woke.


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[Assistant] I liked it. Thank you. Oh, I finished the whole damn thing, man. It's great. And I think, I think my boy Gunther is, uh, well, I'm spacing out. I gotta, I can't watch it all at once. Then it won't soak in.


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[Assistant] I binged it. There we go. I like to, to not do it all at once. Cause then you forget what I, if I watched a whole series of something in a day or two days, then two weeks later I'm like, oh yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. I kinda remember that, but if I space it out, it sinks in. And that's what I can't wait. I'm not judging either of you. To, to see what happens with uhm. I'd like to apologize for your brain. Specifically, Gunther. And, uh, his storyline. That's, that's what I'm looking forward to.


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[Assistant] So Chloe's been gone for a few days, she's, uh, you know, visiting her family, and I, uh, I'm left to my own devices. Nice.


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[Assistant] Dude, I, uh, I almost died the other night. What happened?


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[Assistant] And then I turn the gas, the fireplace off because I'm smelling like...


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[Assistant] Several days of me going like, something stinks. And I'm like,


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[Assistant] No, I, I, I had some people over, uh, there's a boat parade down here. I had some people over, we all sat outside, we drank, everybody left, and then my one buddy, Jeff, was like, yeah, I'll sit around and drink with you for, uh, you guys know him as Tater Salad. He's a big fan of the podcast, so, so, uh.


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[Assistant] That's the only way Kyle's gonna come back to drinking is if he can shotgun. Fuck yeah, bro. That shit is tight. Anyways, you were-


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[Assistant] So then the next day I wake up and my whole house reeks of...


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[Assistant] Two and a half days, just- You should have died. Dude! Just leaking out. And I'm smoking weed inside the- Chloe's gone, I'm smoking weed in the house. Hell yeah.


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[Assistant] My boy. I'm like, I'm having a good time. I'm lighting a fireplace? I'm lighting a fireplace.


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[Assistant] Chloe is your angel, brother. Yeah, dude. You can't be alone. I think even when Chloe's gone, I think, uh, I still, I don't love the smell of stale weed smoke in my house. So I always have a door open and I'm in him at least near the door.


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[Assistant] When Chloe's here, I'm outside, but when Chloe's not here, I'm at least door open and I'm standing by the door.


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[Assistant] Which is straight up fire. I don't know how I didn't. Your house could have exploded. I know dude. It was some final destination shit.


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[Assistant] It wasn't, well it wasn't the Ashton's fault too, I also was mixing, I also, there's always a point in the night when it turns where it's like, you no longer taste alcohol and you're just like, you're like, hey you know what


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[Assistant] Of liquid. That is like crack. You're full of poison. Yeah, exactly. You're full of- My boy. I was full- cause I don't know, you guys haven't seen my midsection right now, but it's tight as f-


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[Assistant] It's tight for me, it's tight for me. Normally it's like, pretty flabby, uh, it's pretty tight for me.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I know that I gotta, I gotta get it out. Yeah, if I'm gonna go to bed.


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[Assistant] You skipped two there, bud. Oh, I skipped two. Just from puking from being drunk. That's a life that you're taking away? That's how people die that way.


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[Assistant] That's very smart. Oh bel- oh believe me, I did a lot of- I- I also that night that I like actually figured it out, uh,


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[Assistant] I was, I was on a lot of edibles. So uhm, it was the next night where I'm like, you know what, I'm, I'm gonna not, uh, drink tonight, you know, last night kinda went, but I am gonna eat a lot of edibles. So now I'm like freaking out, just like smelling my house, smelling underneath things, and, and like looking up like, uh, natural gases, and, but then also,


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[Assistant] Damn. And also I'm putting my carbon monoxide detector, I'm like putting it like-


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[Assistant] But my eye, my eye does look absolutely insane. Here, check that out.


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[Assistant] Uh, dang, I hope that's what's happening there. I'm not positive, I don't know.


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[Assistant] Ohhh. This is my sideways pitch, where it's like, oh yeah, it's my eye. It must have been from when I got really drunk last night. Slash, Dennis Quaid is up in my...


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's a lion. That's what's interesting as fuck about it, dude. It's cool as hell.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's, it's if you're driving from- It only has like what, two casinos or something? Like it's just like- Is there a Terribles there? If you're driving from, there is a Terribles there. Is there?


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[Assistant] From LA to Vegas. There's a little town, just like what, an hour outside of Vegas? Or maybe less?


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[Assistant] Right into Nevada, right over the border, and this little town called Prim that is just like three or four casinos, a, it's pretty shitty, but it's also just like for the guys that just cannot


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[Assistant] Wait to get to Vegas. They have to gamble right now, and they're just like you know what fuck it We're stopping here for a few hours to get the fix and if it's your first


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[Assistant] They went, they, yeah, they went to Australia, I believe.


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[Assistant] Nooooo. It's out, it's like, out on some freeway, right? Yeah, uh, yeah. I don't think it's in like an actual city.


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[Assistant] Cat House on HBO, it's- Legendary. Yeah, let's explain it a little bit, cause people are like, wait a second.


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[Assistant] The reality show about a whorehouse in Nevada called the Cat House, or called the Bunny, called the Bunny Ranch? It's the Bunny Ranch. But the Cat House, called the Bunny Ranch, but the, but the name of the show is Cat House, and took place at the Bunny Ranch, and uh, for what, I think it must have came out like,


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[Assistant] Well, Real Sex, when it first came out, when, when we were, uh,


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[Assistant] Yeah, it was just like, oh, I don't wanna, I'm, I'm still new to the whole sex world. I just wanna see breasts. I don't necessarily need to see, like, grown men with, that enjoy, uh, wearing pig noses.


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[Assistant] Dude, I wonder how many times an ambulance has to go out to that fucking place.


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[Assistant] I'm coming, I'm going. That's also where Andy Kaufman went, uh, back in the day, he used to go there and blow all of his taxi money, cause I love Andy Kaufman, I just think he's the most interesting person. Yea, he is. He would go there and blow all of his taxi money just on hookers and he would get the entire cat house, he would just like


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[Assistant] Go in and be like, uh, I pay for everyone. And just spend his entire-


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[Assistant] It was before we were in Miami and it was for like the South Beach Comedy Festival. And we showed it to like a room of 400 college kids.


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[Assistant] They loved it. It was awesome, and they loved it. It did well, if I recall. Yeah, it did really well, and we were like, holy shit, I think people are actually gonna like the show. And we partied like we had just won the NBA Finals. We like went out that night, we're like, yeah! And it was like,


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[Assistant] 3am or 4am and we're in South Beach somewhere and it's our first time there and we're just like partying our fucking faces up and I remember we were at some like


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[Assistant] Karaoke place, but in like a nice hotel bar. Oh, yeah boy


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[Assistant] And I can't remember exactly where we were, but some girl comes up to me, and she's like a bae, dude. And she's just like chopping me up, and I'm like, I must just be throwing out like,


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[Assistant] I'm like, really drunk. I'm not gonna be able to have sex with this girl. And so I'm like, you know what, I gotta go splash some water in my face to, uh, to gear up for this situation. So I'm like, hang on a second, babe. And I go into the bathroom, I gotta go puke.


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[Assistant] And then I see she has a scorpion tattoo on her thigh, and I'm like, oh, I think, uh,


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[Assistant] I think she was a prostitute, and I just am too drunk and too, uh, naive to notice that.


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[Assistant] I'm glad that we have Ders here to remember all the details late at night. Oh, for sure. It got fuzzy for me. I can't remember nothing.


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[Assistant] I remember we went to, uh, and then we went back to the hotel and we're like all going in our rooms but we're like right next to each other and there's balconies outside and it's overlooking the ocean but it's like a horseshoe shaped


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[Assistant] Uh, hotel, and we were on the middle part of the horseshoe.


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[Assistant] And he's like, he's like, he's like, I think you guys want to come out here. And we all come out on our individual balconies and look out and there's just some guy.


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[Assistant] We are in- Yeah, he's recording Lonely Al- Albums about aliens and shit. Yeah.


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[Assistant] We went out, uh, and this was the night before the show. We got in, uh, our...


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[Assistant] Director Jay Leggett, R.I.P., he was the man, he passed away, uh, he got us a limo, and he's like, I'm gonna take you guys out on the town, show you Chicago, and we're like, oh, hell yeaah. So we get in the limo, uh, right before the limo, the hotel we were staying at had all you can eat


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[Assistant] And that didn't go well in the guts. We get in the limo and I yacked all over.


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[Assistant] There's like 9 or 10 of you, right? Oh, there's like, yeaah, there's like, we're packed, we're packed in. And I remember, I, I yacked in the limo, and uh,


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[Assistant] Like, the beginning of the night. And, ugh. And I'm like, ah, I'm so sorry. And we're like, ah, jeez. And the guy's all pissed at me, but we had him for the night, and I'm like, I don't know what to do. And he's like, ah, fuck. And we get to the place, and everyone's kinda salty at me that I puked in the limo, and I'm like, I'm sorry, it didn't mean to. But then we, I rallied, and we continued, and we go out for the full night.


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[Assistant] I'm saying, another one of your lives. Not a lie, lives. Oh, lives. I thought you said lies.


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[Assistant] Don't know how I remember it. This is Honest Abe over here, man. Come on. L-I-V-E. And, and so then we go out, and then we had a great night. I remember, there's like fun photos of that night, and we all look,


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[Assistant] Really sloppy, there's really funny photos of Blake looking, uh, like just a, a, a, a spicy, 55 year old divorcee, uh,


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[Assistant] Who, uh, had one too many margaritas.


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[Assistant] What actually happened was Blake fell onto my bed. Wasn't it because he was sagging and you- And Blake moved, I think he moved my shit onto the other bed, and he's like, I get this bed, and I'm like, I already called that bed. And then he had his pants hanging off, and I go, well, if you're gonna-


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[Assistant] Well, by the way, so that wasn't any of us that pulled you off to the side. That's another person.


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[Assistant] What sucks is I feel if the energy boom was happening right now, I think that we would have our own energy drink. Or at least be talking to someone. Yeah, called uh, hot sauce.


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[Assistant] And it was terrifying because you would be like home alone or whatever and then all of a sudden like a can would pop off and just fall on the ground again. And it sounded like, like for sure someone's in the house and you're like, oh right.


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[Assistant] Do you remember when we caught that one rat that we got like that one giant rat trap? And then it was like from head to tail. It was like two feet and some change. It was like fucking huge. That's a possum. That was a super cobra.


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[Assistant] Can I say, I watched a buddy of mine, he was like, dude, I just watched the acid trip episode of Workaholics, it's so funny. And I'm like, oh, I haven't watched.


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[Assistant] Uh, the Astrip episode, and then it went into like, uh, Chupacabraj and, uh, Truj Romance. Oh, damn. Those are some fucking good episodes, dude.


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[Assistant] Little house on the prairie? What the fuck? But did you ever own a- yeah, did you ever own a BB gun? Did you just like kick in a can? What the fuck are you talking about? You had a corp-


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[Assistant] Mine was probably BB guns. I was, uh, I had quite the arsenal of BB guns. I had


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[Assistant] I had Red Rider, I had a pellet gun, I had, that was like, I had, and then I had sniper rifles on all of them, and then I had, uh, a couple pistols, a couple handguns.


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[Assistant] Oh, fuck yeah. I did, I had a paintball gun. Paintballing is- I had a paintball gun for a while. It, uh, it was just hard to get enough people to go paintballing. Like I had the gear, and then I'm not just gonna go by myself paintballing, so I was like- We gotta do that. I was like, I need to get a little squad.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we did. Oh! I think that was the last time I...


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[Assistant] I, uh, I, we used to do it, we never did it, uh, like in high school. We never did it in like proper paintballing places. We wouldn't go out to the middle of the country and- Just target. And, uh, and do it like in the cornfields. Right. Like, uh,


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[Assistant] With like, there was a cornfield that surrounded and abandoned a farmhouse. So then, and then there was like silos and shit. And, uh, people would get...


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[Assistant] Fucking very hurt. Some kid, uh, fell through the, uhm, barn. Right, cause he's trying to get-


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[Assistant] That's why I wanna do it now. Well, you're for sure like doing flip-sober stuff because you're like, this is the only way I'll stay alive.


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[Assistant] Well, I was thinking of that episode where we did, like, paintball or airsoft in the office. And then I was, just last night, I was watching, uh, Workaholics and Jet Set was, uh, alive. Alive. And, uh, and all over it.


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[Assistant] Well we, we actually piled our office full of people that are weirdly, like the background people are supposed to be just fading in the background. All of our background people are people that you're like, wait, who's that guy? Showstoppers.


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[Assistant] I love his improv, his improv runs too. Like I came in and like I dumped his, I thought it was Montez's cactus and I throw the cactus into the trash and I'm like fuck your cactus and Jetset flies up and he's like


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[Assistant] Yeah, you know, I, uh, I didn't know, uh, if it was going to. And, uh, it really, really did. And especially, like, I hadn't seen those specific episodes in so goddamn long.


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[Assistant] That, at that, now I'm like, maybe I just watch season...


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[Assistant] 3B and 4, uh, just to catch up, because those like middle seasons, I'm like, I can't remember.


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[Assistant] Like certain conversations you had with the other actors, like right before, like everything will come rushing back.


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[Assistant] Any, uh, take backs, apologies, or, uh, you know, the other one. Complimentes. Put downs.


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[Assistant] I do miss those, those like, you don't fight with your friends in the same way that you used to in your twenties when you had, when you guys were just roommates and you're with each other all the time.


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[Assistant] I try. Yeah, we don't spend enough time. Yeah, we're not together enough to where you don't fight like fucking brothers, like children anymore.


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[Assistant] Uh, waiting for a deep dish pizza right up the bumhole. That's what he's waiting on.


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[Assistant] Here it is. Happy Monday, everybody. Uh, welcome to title 24 presented by NBC sports. I'm your host Ricky Carmichael along with my cohost Ryan Villapoto. He is a remote today and dude, solar eclipse today, right?


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[Assistant] You know what's funny is like when we were racing, it was so nice. I mean.


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[Assistant] And at the time it was nice. Anytime someone would ask, well, can you go do this? He knew you'd go do that or like, Nope.


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[Assistant] Now like, now, if we don't have anything going on, they're like, we don't have a built in excuse.


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[Assistant] Well, I mean, you are, uhm, your sport's favorite retired guy.


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[Assistant] All right, before we get going today, we have a, uh, we have a ton of questions that we are going to rip out, uh, like we've always done on Title 24 RV. You know, this is what we kind of stood on with, uh, the back and forth and the fan engagement. We're one of the first people to do it and we love it and we're going to keep doing it and, uh,


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[Assistant] We have probably 30 minutes for the questions, uh, we're gonna do rapid fire stuff, uh,


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[Assistant] Uhm, and I'm excited for, we got some really good ones that lead into a couple topics. Uhm, we gotta thank, uhm, Foxo USA, QuadLock, United Motorsports, and Dunlop are great, are, uh, great sponsors of Title 24.


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[Assistant] You guys are awesome, we appreciate you, we appreciate you that, but, uh,


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[Assistant] Dude, an off weekend was nice. Uh, some big news though. Some big news. Stepping right into it. The United Motorsports, uh, moment of the week, I will say. And this guy is certainly a fan favorite. I think he'll be in the booth.


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[Assistant] You know, I'm, I'm happy for him, RV. I think he's, he's had a great, uh, a great run. Uh, I think he's...


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[Assistant] You know, for all intents and purposes, probably made a good living. Um, you know, he, he had a rough go, he had a rough go at it, but I always appreciated how he never gave up and it seemed like he always gave it 110% and just his passion and attitude.


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[Assistant] Uh, that he had for the sport, his love of the sport. I really do feel like he, he enjoyed it much different than you and I did. So, uh, congratulations on the retirement. I mean.


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[Assistant] I can only imagine how, I know how we felt, I feel like, uh, and that burden that was lifted off of her shoulder and hopefully, uh, he, uh, you know, he feels the same way.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I sent him a text and you know, it's like everybody wants to be champions and you know, he had an epic, epic amateur career. I mean, he was the absolute guy and uh,


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[Assistant] You know, you think he's going to be a championship guy. Well, he comes out and he wins. I mean, pretty much immediately.


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[Assistant] I mean, you think like, oh dude, this guy, he was one of those guys like behind you, you were, you were going to win all you want all those championships. I'm like, well, he's going to be the next guy. You just had to believe that with how successful he was and amateurs and then come out firing. But then.


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[Assistant] Yeah, especially like, you know, you go back to those amateur days and it's so gnarly like, dude, your whole year was based around...


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[Assistant] Loretta's, you could lay an egg at all the other nationals, but if you go to Loretta's and you do not perform, it's like you are judged on that, on that one race. So you're exactly right. It could be, if, if, if, if for some reason you don't perform to the level that your parents and your sponsors are expecting you to at Loretta's,


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[Assistant] It's, it, it hurts. It's painful. And dude, he had a lot of pressure going into the pros. And I think one thing that gets unnoticed.


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[Assistant] And is like, he was always, you know, smaller in stature for a very long time. All of a sudden, right? You, he shoots up to like over six foot. It seems like he's so big on the bike. So imagine, I always thought about this with AC. Orion is like,


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[Assistant] Imagine being our size, our whole career, you know, we learned to ride a certain way, the bike reacts a certain way and, and we, we, we have learned to ride based on our stature.


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[Assistant] So then you, then you get AC where dude, he goes from being short to a green giant.


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[Assistant] It just like it had to have been uncomfortable and like trying to learn to ride.


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[Assistant] A different way. Did you ever think of that? Like when you would watch him like, dude, how's he riding? Like.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I, I, uh, I always like it blew my mind. It's like, just watch them. Like I couldn't imagine learning to ride a motorcycle one way, a certain way you're basically your whole career. And then the last, the last quarter of your career.


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[Assistant] You're, you're so tall and having to ride tech, learn a new technique at the elite level. Congrats AC on an incredible career. Uh, you're a great ambassadors for the sport. I think he's like, he's well-spoken and his true passion for the sport definitely comes out. And I think he'd be great. I think he'd be a great analyst.


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[Assistant] And, uh, hopefully he'll, he will consider that. And, uh, so, yep, congrats AC. Uh, while we're at it, United Motorsports, uh, Aaron, roll that, uh, little logo up there. Make sure you sign up, uh, www.unitedmotorsports.com forward slash title 24.


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[Assistant] For a, uh, $15, uhm, little bonus for a first time signups and then they'll be picking up, uh, picking a special winner each week to add to the, uh, to that, to your membership. They're giving away 50 bucks each week. So, uh, get, make sure you check them out.


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[Assistant] And I'm sure you will be surprised at how well, uh,


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[Assistant] How well they do things and all the stuff that they have online, so check them out.


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[Assistant] Rapid fire, big dog. We, uh, we ready to go? Like, so we got, uh, got a whole bunch.


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[Assistant] That's right. Hey, happy birthday to our producer today.


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[Assistant] That's right. Happy birthday, my friend. You do a great job and we hope you have a special day today.


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[Assistant] Another lap around the sun. All right. Here we go. Big dog. Uh, first question, Dylan Adonizio. Okay. Yeah, there you go.


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[Assistant] Oh, there we go. At the end of a rider's career, is it more physical or mental that leads to retirement?


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[Assistant] Hey, uh, Mickey's underscore D. Mickey's underscore D. He's chimed in a couple times now. This is, this is brutal.


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[Assistant] Who's the most wasted potential that suffered from injuries? And I'm going to assume he's not talking about our man AC here, but, uh, yeah, with him retirement, who's who, who do you think?


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[Assistant] I think one of the current riders and then going across the pond, I think Jeffrey Hurlings is that guy. When you think of just how many, what, GPs that he's won, well, he's won a hundred, right? Yeah. Maybe more. Yep.


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[Assistant] And he, he's, he's lacking in the championship department and all of those is because, you know, he's put his, I wouldn't say it's, it's been completely wasted, but he's underperformed in the championship, uh, category.


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[Assistant] Diet Critic, do you think we'll see more retirements of veteran riders?


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[Assistant] Who's getting Adam's Kawasaki seat?


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[Assistant] Yeaah, he was incredible at what he did, and that'd be a good play for Cowie. And they need, they need another guy, because Levi's not ready to get moved up, we don't know what Forkner's doing, we don't know what Forkner's doing either.


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[Assistant] Sadly, you can't really count on him that much, so maybe he'll get, maybe he'll get better, and maybe he'll be good at 450s, who knows. But I think that'd be a good play for Cowie. Like I said, it's rumored that he's going there, and if you're assuming that, he will be. You know, they gotta protect their future. I think that, you know, they got one more year after this year with Anderson, like you said, and, you know, maybe


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[Assistant] Maybe if things don't go well for Anderson, maybe Anderson rides off in the sunset or goes somewhere else. So I like, I, if this is true and it happens.


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[Assistant] Which uh, there's a lot of smoke around this, uh, this rumor.


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[Assistant] Uh, I think it'd be great. I think it'd be great for Monster Energy Kawasaki. It'd be great for Prado. I think that the, uh.


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[Assistant] The super cross-sided things might take some time, but I was very impressed with how he was able to stay healthy when he was over here, dude. So like.


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[Assistant] Yep, you do. So do you, do you have the rundown or no? Do you have a, uh,


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[Assistant] Well, I think that, uh, I think they will for sure, especially if he continues to do what he's doing right now and finish out the season as well as he's riding and then goes into the outdoors 100%. I think that the, you know, all the team managers RV, when you look at him, he has incredible bike skill.


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[Assistant] And uh, you just have to assume, I mean, if I had a team, I'd be looking at that. So again, yes, absolutely. He's got to be on the radar and his stock is going up for sure.


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[Assistant] Ooh, I would say, uh, three weeks ago, probably, I mean, being consistent obviously is, is huge, especially in the 450 class, but with how fast Jett has been and just having that level, uh, step, step above most guys, uh, on his competition.


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[Assistant] Uh, and a riding ability and just raw speed. I would say I, it'd be hard to lean on that. However, how the last two weeks have gone.


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[Assistant] And, and, and if you look at things and how things are trending with the season, how you like, Jett had like three or four bad races and he went on a three race win streak. And then now he's on a two race like a streak where he hasn't done that well compared to what we know and how he could finish.


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[Assistant] I would say that, uh, Coop at this stage is in a pretty good spot and can rely, like, like RV, you talked about it, you know, you have, there's, there's certain ways you win.


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[Assistant] And Coop is, he can ride the bike fast. He can rely on his race strategy and his experience and being consistent. So yes, I do think Ryan fields that, uh, this is, this is a great year for, for Coop to rely on, on, on those qualities.


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[Assistant] I think he can. Uhm, yep, I really do. Uhm, he told us and he said in the press conference that he'd been dealing with a foot injury and I feel like he learned a lot. I go back to that second, the second race in the Triple Crown when he was behind Jett.


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[Assistant] I feel like he has the ability to, to make the adjustments, uh, where it's needed, whether it's for sure some of it's going to be for, for himself and riding and how he approaches certain ways and how he's going to become faster. And probably maybe he learned how he can make the bike better to make that process easier of him.


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[Assistant] Being able to go faster, he's going to need the bike to do a couple things. So yes, I do think that he is going to continue this trend.


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[Assistant] The rest of the series, do I think he's going to win the championship? No, I don't because I think that he's lost too many points and at most of the time.


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[Assistant] These guys, the cooper webs, the sextons, all, all championship guys, RV, you know, they get super, super laser focused and the mistakes are less and the consistency is higher.


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[Assistant] For these championship guys, so it's going to make it that much tougher for Eli. But I do think, uh, Jason, that Eli is going to run up front a lot more, uh, loved his starts. Uhm, also, I think if he can continue to and maintain to get those good starts, we're going to see a lot of, a lot of him up front.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I don't think it's Tomac's last win. That wasn't McGrath's last win. McGrath's last win was Anaheim 2 in 2001.


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[Assistant] Uhm, that was Stu's last win, I believe, St. Louis as well.


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[Assistant] Uh, but, but reckless racing, 71, nope. I think that, uh, I think...


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[Assistant] I definitely think that Eli has another win, uh, at least another one.


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[Assistant] I really do, especially if you go off of what we saw in St. Louis. You just have to give the guy the benefit of the doubt and give him the respect that he deserves that he is going to.


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[Assistant] Get another win for sure, at least this season. Hopefully for fans sakes, he will continue to race next year. Hopefully we'll hear some news on that soon and I'm sure if he.


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[Assistant] Does decide to still race, he will get some next year also.


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[Assistant] There's no shot. I mean, obviously he can, but I just think quit the field this year. No, I think it's going to be tough for him to do that.


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[Assistant] Uh, great, great question. Um, put me on the hot seat about, uh,


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[Assistant] You know, can, can Jet, uh, you know, is, is he gonna be able to handle the pressure?


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[Assistant] I feel like he can. I really do. I feel like he can. Although, as I say, I feel like he can. I think I'm gonna need to see, he's gonna have to prove it to me. Uh, the wheel is definitely wobbling.


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[Assistant] I'm not sure what the injury status is. I mean, I saw that he was testing some Mx with the HRC Honda team this week.


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[Assistant] The 83 compound, so that's good, but, I mean...


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[Assistant] I think it's going to be hard for them. I don't think it's going to be a cakewalk for them. Uhm, and again, they're all, we're, we're not covered. We're in all open air stadiums and that I feel like that's kind of been the, uh, tail of the tape. The season is the weather and mother nature.


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[Assistant] So uh, I think he can handle the pressure, for sure. I don't think it's gonna be easy.


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[Assistant] And he is definitely, he is in the soup right now for sure, but I think in the end he'll get it done.


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[Assistant] Okay. All right. Kyle Hitchcock, 55. Do you think Jet is saved by no race last weekend after the rough round he had?


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[Assistant] Are certain riders better adapting to a bike change than others? Ooh, that's a.


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[Assistant] Will chase be stronger in MX season on the KTM than he has been in Essex?


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[Assistant] I think he'll be, I think he'll be pretty strong and outdoors in my opinion. I think more time on the bike also.