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[Assistant] That, uh, when you try to fall asleep, your brain slowly will not stop talking. I have that all the time. Thoughts start racing for bed. Uh, you need to get them out. Therapy gives you a place to put them out, to say something so someone can hear it. Uh, all the negative thoughts. Everybody, you know, everybody's gonna have negative thoughts that just pop in. You don't want them in, but they're just there.


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[Assistant] And, uh, therapy is a giant thing for that. You can, uh, I don't know, just not feel insane and feel alone.


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[Assistant] Uh, if things start in therapy, give BetterHelp a try. They offer the world's largest network of licensed.


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[Assistant] Lions. Uh, I don't know. Hold on, let me think about emus.


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[Assistant] No. No ostriches? No. Uh, lions, hyenas. Kangaroos. I got two. In Africa. In Africa. I got two. Hyenas, lions, and uh. The human beings that are out there. Buzzards.


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[Assistant] But that's crazy that you really think only three animals eat meat.


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[Assistant] Like why does that, the answer was a shocking act and he failed to survive.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it depends. What McDonald's would be how I would do it. It's styrofoam cup from McDonald's? No, just what McDonald's does. Oh, they have styrofoam cups. Is that a styrofoam cup? They have styrofoam cups.


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[Assistant] I would get the regular, I would get the thin side.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Didn't he get, he got in trouble, right? Or he, or he had a heckler or he had something. Yeah, somehow.


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[Assistant] Uh, not, not the va- not, it's not a big school, but it's, uh, yeaah, but it's, it's gonna be, now so many people are downtown, it's bachelor parties that you're seeing versus, you know, vanity kids.


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[Assistant] And I wish Tennessee wanted to get involved in it.


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[Assistant] Yep. Like it just, ehm, checkers.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I could see that you could reach out and you just want to be like, Hey, I just want to.


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[Assistant] Kicking the field goal, like, I mean, that guy probably wants to be buried in a hole. And you go, Hey dude.


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[Assistant] Did he go jacket, jacket, jacket? Jack, Jack, jacket? I don't know. Is that y'alls like thing or something?


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[Assistant] That's it, uh, tour wise, my, I'm starting back up, about to be on a, a decent run for the rest of the year, so I'm excited. Uh, Willer, Willing, starting off in Willing, West Virginia. Willing, West Virginia. Uh, Wheeling.


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[Assistant] That was good. That was good. Uh, all right. Uh, so yeah, Wheeling, West Virginia. I'm at, uh, tour all starts up. I cannot wait to come out. Uh, also Mike Vecchio and he is in Huntsville. Stand up live September 21st and 23rd and Greg Warren.


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[Assistant] Is it zanies and Rosemont that same September 21st, September 23rd, if you're in those areas, go check those guys out.


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[Assistant] Joe Zimmerman special comes out Monday to Monday or Tuesday, Monday or the third.


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[Assistant] Third NateLand special and then the next week we, I don't even know if it's announced yet, but you're here. Uh, I'll just, we're going to, we have another thing we filmed with a showcase with these guys have all hosted.


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[Assistant] Brian, Aaron and, uh, Dusty is going to be coming out weekly. I'll be making a big, uh, uh, post about that announcement about that, but make sure you check out Joe Zimmerman's special. It's a great, great special and his comes out.


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[Assistant] I think the 25th, 26th, something like this, the beginning of next week. Uh, so, uh, yeah, check that out.


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[Assistant] October the 14th, fall tour, emotional sport tour, you just announced a gigantic tour starting September 14th, Oklahoma City, Tulsa, go check out John Chris website.


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[Assistant] Uh, oh, when is, where do you start? Ottawa. Oh yea, Ottawa. Ontario.


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[Assistant] Alright, I love it. I love you. Uh, I hope you have a wonderful week. Uh, and uh, hope we see you on the road. See everybody and we will talk to you next week. Alright, bye.


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[Assistant] I mean, like wealthy, all those people that want to go to space and I've never wanted to go or look at it or hear about it.


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[Assistant] A lot of carts with dope in it. I've seen it.


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[Assistant] Seems like they had carts with dope in it and you could buy it. People were scooting around those carts.


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[Assistant] And then it seemed like a lot of, lot of girls with jiggly legs and I say that because mine jiggle.


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[Assistant] I don't like there to be a bunch of partying going on, because I...


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[Assistant] I have already been through all that and seen that and I, I just don't want people to have that much fun because I think it's, you know, simple.


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[Assistant] Like for everybody that right. You know, I hate to start this podcast out like that.


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[Assistant] Well, and Vanderbilt's probably putting money towards cancer research.


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[Assistant] Did you get to see a big whale or angles or anything like that?


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[Assistant] Cause I do have been about getting on a float plane and that little man that will crusty man that flew it, who was a bad mama jamma and had a pack of Marlboro Reds in his pocket. But he asked us all what we weighed.


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[Assistant] In front of other people and we all lied.


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[Assistant] It was only 10 of us, but it was nifty, but it was the glaciers and, but the way he flew, it was like white up here, white down there. You didn't know where you were.


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[Assistant] And then you couldn't get your bearings. And then we flew to a lodge where they started the ditterod and they say, and they cooked dinner for us and they said, we're cooking salmon and just know the brown bears are going to smell it and they're going to come up.


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[Assistant] And they're, and just get in the lodge when they come up and I'm like.


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[Assistant] They also said the Inuits made a deal with the brown bears and said, do not attack us and we want to attack you. And that said that nobody on that little island where the Inuits were.


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[Assistant] Had ever been attacked by brown bears because they made the natives made a deal with the brown bears.


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[Assistant] Well, if you want to be disturbed, go to Skagway and go on the brothel tour.


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[Assistant] From the, when the gold rush man would go out there and hire women and there was different degrees of women. There were women that were in the brothel and had a.


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[Assistant] Bad and nice wallpaper, they could pick out their own wallpaper.


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[Assistant] You know, I don't know. There was a girl in a saloon dress that said.


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[Assistant] Matt strap a mattress on their back and then get in a ditch. I'm just saying what it was.


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[Assistant] And then, but the, the, the, I guess the really cute girls got to be in the brothel.


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[Assistant] There was alcohol being served and they could pick out their own wallpaper.


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[Assistant] July, I think July is when we went, it was very pleasant.


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[Assistant] But we did that, we did the float plane. You got to go to the, to the Taku Lodge.


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[Assistant] I think Glacier Lodge. Yeah. We went there and they cooked salmon for us and they said big old mosquitoes were there and big bears.


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[Assistant] The little town that I went to where the Inuits made the deal with the Brown bears. I can't remember what that was called. It's in the inner passage.


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[Assistant] We went, we stopped at Skagway and then somewhere else and that, and that little town had a high school of like 19 kids and five of them went to Ivy league.


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[Assistant] Uh huh. Harvard and Princeton. Yeah. And that had, they had totem poles.


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[Assistant] Your totem pole was your family and all that. It was really interesting.


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[Assistant] My kids were little the first time we went and then they were probably like middle school, fourth grade, something like that. And they loved it, still talk about it.


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[Assistant] We took my parents and my mother and father in law.


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[Assistant] Waves and yes, I'm very sissy. And this one was like glass and you could just sit out there and watch angles and they'd dive down, get fish come up. I mean, it was unbelievable.


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[Assistant] Chuck Morgan watches a show and it was on last night and it's people nude.


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[Assistant] They do get called. I cannot wear it like a tee, but I have to wear a sock. Don't y'all? Do y'all wear socks and tennis shoes when you're on a plane?


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[Assistant] I would, uhm, start wearing a toboggan. I'm not kidding because I think my head gets cold. Let me tell you who I was on a plane with.


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[Assistant] It was a fluke. I got on a plane and I, and this.


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[Assistant] No, me and Megan and machine gun Kelly were not, and I got on that thing and was sitting with him.


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[Assistant] And I said to my children in our group text and our family text, I think I'm sitting by Machine Gun Kelly. They're like, there's no way. He would go private.


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[Assistant] And he had a big bunny that looked like a bunny had been murdered in a, on a toboggan.


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[Assistant] And so I, you know, me, I like people. I love, you know, getting to know people. And I just said, I'm Leanne. And, um, are you, he goes, I am. And he goes, my name is, I think it's Colton Colson.


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[Assistant] He just told me his real name and I said, get a load of this. I'm from Knoxville. Megan Fox was raised in Oak Ridge. He went.


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[Assistant] And I said, well, she is a beauty. And he goes, I will text her and tell her you said that. That'll mean a lot to her. And I was like, Oh my Lord, she needs words of affirmation. Like we all do.


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[Assistant] But anyway, he was a doll. We had a ball and he showed me pictures of his little girl and he said she's beautiful and I'm crazy about her and I get to see her all the time. We had a ball.


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[Assistant] I was in LA doing that table read and he was coming from LA and he was going to Atlanta and he was doing a cameo in a movie and he was having to read the script and I heard him say to somebody.


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[Assistant] Nails, tats, things hanging out. He was precious though. He had a sweet spirit.


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[Assistant] I bet they, I bet he didn't know. I don't know if they talk about where she's from. I think they just.


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[Assistant] But no, he was really sweet, but he had on a bunny hat that looked like a bunny had been murdered.


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[Assistant] But I did find this out that he stayed on the plane. Everybody got off and I think, I didn't know that there's like a celebrity thing.


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[Assistant] He waits till the end and they come and get him in a car on the tarmac.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but I got off that plane. I don't know where he went and did a movie. I went and got in a rental car and drove myself to Hey, Hi, Georgia and did a private show for darling people at a wedding and a venue. And then, yeah, so we have very different lives, but.


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[Assistant] Anyway, my family, my girls just thought that was crazy.


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[Assistant] And she doesn't feel pretty. Have you ever? Look at her. He goes, oh no, she doesn't think she... I go, are you kidding me? He goes, she doesn't, she eats one meal a day and it's not after five o'clock. Don't you know that little thing's hungry.


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[Assistant] I don't know, but I mean, I think he was sweet. She didn't have a baby by him. I'm shocked.


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[Assistant] Cause he loves to cut subscriptions and save money.


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[Assistant] Is that where the Amish people are? Is that close to there?


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[Assistant] Can I tell y'all that I was in Des Moines and then I was in at the Chicago theater, but in Des Moines, a bat swooped down at my head.


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[Assistant] And they have, that is such an old theater and I know you've probably worked it.


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[Assistant] And, uh, they said it was a huge band and it.


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[Assistant] I was on stage and it was eating bugs the first night.


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[Assistant] Women in the lobby at the hotel said, did you hear us gasp? I went no. And they go, there was a bat on stage with you. I had no idea. The next night, I kind of forgot about the bat.


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[Assistant] And I, I didn't think anything about it, hey baby.


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[Assistant] Uhm, it was toward the end and the whole audience went.


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[Assistant] Some lunatic. Yeah. And they said it is a bad, and they said it's a big bad land. And so then, you know, I just kind of felt vulnerable the rest of the show.


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[Assistant] And I've been to it. What is that town that makes, and they make all the cereal.


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[Assistant] Not much. I like it, but not much. I thought of this the other day. You remember the one that had the red box with the frog on it? Sugar smacks. They were good. Do you remember how good they were?


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[Assistant] And I do love a rice crispy treat if I've got time to make it from scratch. I do think that's good. Homemade rice crispy treat.


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[Assistant] And he's eating cereal out of a bowl with milk and it is so cute.


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[Assistant] What are you eating on the road when you go? Cause Chuck Morgan is in my ear saying you better eat the continental. It's free. Don't go to the Panera land. Why would you do that? That's stupid. So I have to go and figure out whatever there. Do you try to eat the continental in a hotel?


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[Assistant] Okay. Cause Charlie Morgan, my boy said I bought some and took them somewhere and he said, Oh my gosh, mom.


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[Assistant] And I said, now that I know that you will have plums the rest of your life.


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[Assistant] In your hotel room or on the bus before you go to bed and that'll help you sleep. That's got a natural sleep.


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[Assistant] Something in it. I don't know what, you know, I don't really pay attention. I just hear the, but cherries, any kind of tart cherry juice or eat a few cherries.


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[Assistant] Where you feel like somebody took the air, I mean, just, you don't feel good and.


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[Assistant] Oh, is it? Cause I love, I'm telling you what I love and little Karen Mills and I'll do this and then we regret it and we say, why did we do that? We need a therapist.


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[Assistant] But I love whichever one of these where you get two cheeseburgers.


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[Assistant] I do too. I like a big Mac too. I don't do that often and once while little.


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[Assistant] No, something's big in Oxford with that. There's a Krispy Kreme light stays on all the time, but I don't go. I mean, I love a Krispy Kreme and it's like, do you remember when duck dynasty boys size said if they're hot, you need 12.


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[Assistant] And he made it there because his favorite cigarettes camel were there in the North Carolina city.


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[Assistant] But you know, I just don't ever get them because they, they do make me feel like somebody's drug me. It's like being naked in a bar.


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[Assistant] I go through and pick some up from my mom and dad in Cookville on the way home from Knoxville and they, they, um, they don't give you change back. They go.


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[Assistant] Too bad. Really? Yeah. Shut the door. I go, I think I'm supposed to get. Nope. And I just take it.


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[Assistant] You know, I think is it spicy chicken and then that sandwich is great. Yeah.


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[Assistant] He's like, sorry, I've closed the door. I'd have to get a manager. Oh, it's okay.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but I don't like conflict. So I think I just drove off, but they've got good chicken.


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[Assistant] You don't feel like when you go in there, you're slipping around on some grease.


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[Assistant] Can't they? Because I haven't been to one when my kids were, we lived in San Antonio when they were little and they loved what a burger.


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[Assistant] In a buffet in, uh, Owensboro, Kentucky where my people vacation.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well we drove, but yeah, they had an indoor bowl and a buffet and that's where we went. Yeah. And every once in a while, the, you know, somebody like Ricky Skaggs had come through and play and, um, Owensboro and, and, uh, Paducah.


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[Assistant] And Colonel Sanders was there in his, I think in his eighties or nineties.


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[Assistant] And I, I mean, that, it was Colonel Sanders, but I may be crazy. You may Google something. It might be an imposter, but I was a child. How old did he live?


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[Assistant] That little tie and that white jacket and that's what he looked like. I'm not kidding y'all.


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[Assistant] I wonder what he did with his money. I mean, what would you do back then like buy a Porsche?


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[Assistant] And you know, you've been to these places a million times. You remember at Sinbad had that old bed about people going to McDonald's and look at that same menu. Go, I don't know. Let me think about it. Um, yeah, Chuck has no patience. So we all, I'll take the number.


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[Assistant] Can I get a Diet Coke? I remember going to Dollywood with him and I would be breastfeeding somebody and porched. You know, it takes a lot out of you.


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[Assistant] I remember thinking I wanted to go up to him, but I'm just too scared, but I was very.


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[Assistant] Enthralled by famous people, you know, living outside of Nashville, I'd say wrestlers and.


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[Assistant] Johnny cash at service merchandise. I, you know, so it would, my heart would beat out of my body and I'd be like, I need to go and say something to them. I'm one of those people, but I didn't, I was little. He probably, look at how sweet, what a sweet spirit. He probably would have been fine if I'd have gone up to him.


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[Assistant] When I tell y'all Owensboro was a good place to vacation.


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[Assistant] Um, uh, but I see I'm a Dollywood fan. Did y'all have a good time?


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[Assistant] Do y'all like a, like an old timey drug store when, when Revco or whoever used to have a French front? I mean, uh, yeah. And milkshakes and stuff.


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[Assistant] Going and a doing. Well, thank you, Joey.


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[Assistant] Are you the cat person or is Lucy or both of y'all?


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[Assistant] I think I've just always had experiences with rough.


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[Assistant] They are now, Charlie just turned 30 last week. Okay. And then Maggie's 27 and Tess is 25.


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[Assistant] I think I did a pretty good job about most things. They're sweet. They are compassionate. They're not, the baby's kind of spoiled.


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[Assistant] The rest of them are not, but I think that, uh, between me and Chuck, because Chuck's a hard, uh, yes, yes. Can I say that?


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[Assistant] And he, you know, I got to suffer. Everybody's got to suffer. And I, but I do think that was good that we did not fix everything.


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[Assistant] I think a lot of people in this generation try to fix everything.


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[Assistant] And the kids that my kids grew up with a lot of, you know, are great, but some cannot.


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[Assistant] Coop effectively, and I think it's cause you do have to have some...


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[Assistant] You know, suffering that builds character. I think, and I think we did that well. I think I could have pushed them more in school. I was at Dollywood, you know, having a big time.


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[Assistant] No, no, I'm not a, I'm not an amusement park person. I'm not one of those people, but, but yeah, we had a good time. We laughed and had a, and I think I could have pushed them more and they did fine in school, but you know, how.


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[Assistant] Yeah, the teachers loved me because I wasn't a butt to them. You know, they said I had sweet kids, but yeah, we lost papers and stuff, you know, and I wasn't organized. I wish I could have done different than that. I should have been more organized.


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[Assistant] But I do think I've raised sweet children that know how to cope effectively if something goes down.


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[Assistant] On Nick at night, I think it's around, she was on Nick at night on a stripper pole.


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[Assistant] Probably about 16. Somebody asked me about it in an audition for a talk show. I said the wrong answer. I didn't get it, but I'm more of a stern, you know.


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[Assistant] Southern mom. I don't think anybody ought to be on strip pole at 16. I'll just say it. And I don't think you ought to smoke dope with your daddy.


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[Assistant] Let me just say, I think they all got off dope. Let me just say, I think they all quit smoking. I think they did.


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[Assistant] But I do, I had a writer for a sitcom that didn't make it.


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[Assistant] And he had worked with them and he said, I mean, they can't help it. They're not tethered to the earth anymore. Their whole reality. They're just not even tethered to the.


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[Assistant] Does he like look at trees and talk about the trees and that kind of thing?


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[Assistant] But it seems like people protect them more. I think. Nobody ever talks about sweet Dolly or uhm.


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[Assistant] Uh huh, yeaah. He's sweet. He's got the Holy Spirit. He's in there. Did he want to date your daughter? He didn't.


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[Assistant] And they, they went to Chipotle and, um, yeah, but she said, I mean, darling, sweet, but.


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[Assistant] Um, but I did a show with him and this is how I know I could never be on America's Got Talent. I could never be a judge because I don't have.


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[Assistant] The sense to know when somebody's a star, he and I did a show together and I remember thinking, Oh, bless his heart. Not that he wasn't great. I just thought.


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[Assistant] Then he saw my Maggie on Instagram and asked her out, but any who, um,


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[Assistant] I mean, think about how huge he is. It's unbelievable. And let me tell y'all that he did a video for me. There was a little girl at children's hospital that was going through cancer and he did a video for her and y'all would ball your eyes out. It was so sweet. Yeah, he's sweet.


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[Assistant] But yeah, I did. I was in the foothills of the Appalachian Mountains with Chuck Morgan and he was working 24 hours a day and it was me and Charlie. And we had a ball. And then I had Maggie right after. I mean, I had them all close together.


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[Assistant] Yeah, had a ball. Now I got two grand babies, almost three and three months old.


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[Assistant] Bubblemore, uh huh. People said that. Yeah, we mow and bubbles come out.


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[Assistant] But people ask me, they go, what have you spent money on since you've been on tour? And what I, and the only thing I've spent money on, I got my grandbabies, a really good.


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[Assistant] On a pad with, I got landscaping boys to put in a pad that if they fall, it doesn't hurt.


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[Assistant] Well, I was thwarted if that's the second one. Chuck is like my way or the highway.


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[Assistant] And I'm nurturing, but I didn't let them go nuts.


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[Assistant] Because he liked the ladies. Yeah. John cat it around. But he's with somebody now, right? And tickle with her.


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[Assistant] He went to Walgreens and started taking something over the counter and he, um.


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[Assistant] And y'all say old, I'm old. Let me tell y'all or not.


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[Assistant] My, and I cried all night that I was turning 40.


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[Assistant] So my, I still have that same passport picture and I'm speckledy faced, you know, when you're crying.


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[Assistant] But then I, the next day I was okay, but I think, Oh my gosh, I'd give anything to be forwarding.


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[Assistant] That's a baby, ate a lot of blueberries and salmon like Madonna did. That's what she did? She did. And she can still drop it like it's hot. She's odd, but she can drop it like it's hot.


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[Assistant] But she's got, I don't think she has inflammation in her knees. That's what I'm talking about. She can still like squat, vulgar.


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[Assistant] It's played everywhere over stuff all the time. That's my age. I was, it was big.


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[Assistant] That was the worst thing we'd ever seen when that happened. Lord, now Brittany's.


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[Assistant] Remember Adam May, she was the catcher. It ruined her knees. Cause she had to squat.


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[Assistant] Was in that, um, she played the catcher on the other team.


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[Assistant] He did that. He's got, he's always had a big water cooler bottle.


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[Assistant] And we put change in it and then, then carry it to the bank, our local bank. And they would go, Chuck came in here at Christmas and rolled all those pennies and that, yes.


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[Assistant] We got it through Christmas or something like that. Chuck's just a saver.


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[Assistant] Are you talking about Joe Jonas and Nick and all them? Cause they've been raised sweet.


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[Assistant] Oh, are we going again with like who hasn't raised children?


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[Assistant] After that happened, do you think that he was in a closet rocking?


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[Assistant] And I really enjoyed being with them and they're all close in age. So when they were little, I mean, it was hairy to go to the beach, right? Somebody was going to get, you know, jump in them.


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[Assistant] But, and amusement parks and all that kind of stuff, it was hard. But now, I mean, we're all close. They, Charlie's got two babies. His sister helps with the babies. They're in love with them.


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[Assistant] It's like, you know, it's like being with your best friends.


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[Assistant] But it's family and you know, you can trust them and they love you no matter what.


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[Assistant] Uhm, the girls were, are very sharp. I think, I think men are smart. I don't mean to say that, but girls at the time they're little can kind of run stuff.


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[Assistant] And they can say like, you need your hair highlighted, girl, and, and you need your flow shot.


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[Assistant] Charlie was very kind and sweet and mild manner, but he was the first one. And I think Oregon position has something to do with that too.


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[Assistant] But he was wild physically, like he wanted to jump all the stuff. The girls never wanted to do that. He wanted, he was wild physically.


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[Assistant] But very sweet spirit and kind. The girls are sweet, but they were hateful.


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[Assistant] Two at a certain, and they can't help it. I was scared of both of them.


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[Assistant] And that, but it was like middle school, but they couldn't help it. That's just hormones and I wasn't hormonal and everybody's and they're trying to, so it, but, but it wasn't often, but they couldn't help it. And that's okay. They're just emotional.


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[Assistant] But Sharp and, and also think girls will take care of their brothers and keep them together and their families together.


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[Assistant] Charlie loves his sisters, but his sisters are the ones that initiate for everybody to be together and all that kind of thing.


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[Assistant] Get somebody out in the woods, you know, and I had to call the principal and somebody was messing with Maggie and, and I had to call the principal.


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[Assistant] I think something's going to go down. Like if you don't do something, he goes, I get where he's coming from, but tell him.


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[Assistant] Don't do it. I would have to kick him out of school. So it doesn't sound like we had all this underground. We did.


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[Assistant] But he's a very protective of Liam. So, but.


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[Assistant] But they were more emotional. He's more level headed. Like when they got to fighting, cause they're only 20 months apart or we were fighting, he would just go outside and take his BB gun and just, you know, shoot at the tree. Cause he didn't want to hear it, you know?


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[Assistant] And now I got these two grandbaby boys that are fun. They're going to be fun. They got a good, the new one is an infant.


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[Assistant] But he's gotta, you know, like he, you can just tell that he's...


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[Assistant] He likes things that are funny and he's got a good sense of humor.


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[Assistant] Well, I went to a precious school, Joe Burns, that is in Robinson County.


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[Assistant] Coper town. Yes, I knew that my darling that's in the same county.


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[Assistant] High school and a lot of, and I'm from farming people and everybody farmed back then. And so it was big feature farmers of America and it was home ec and I took.


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[Assistant] Home egg and like learn how to sew a pair of john purrs.


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[Assistant] And then I could make an omelet and I even learned how to make Alaskan.


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[Assistant] Baked Alaska. Baked Alaska. You have that dessert that you bake.


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[Assistant] That had ice cream in it, but I just, when I got to UT, I think when I went to orientation, you had to take a test.


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[Assistant] And they would let you know if you tested out and you didn't have to take a foreign language away. I never had a foreign language at Joe Burns, the little man that taught. I realize now that smell was Jack Daniels.


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[Assistant] And, um, but so I didn't have that. I feel like math.


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[Assistant] My basketball coach was my math teacher and he was a wonderful teacher, but he would rather me play ball.


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[Assistant] And, um, then I don't know, I just felt like I was behind and I didn't have, it wasn't a school where you, you know, you had chemistry, like two people took chemistry.


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[Assistant] We just didn't have a lot of college prep and then I got to UT and I felt very behind and I went to, God put me with a bunch of girls that had gone to GPS and they were testing out of everything and everything was easy.


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[Assistant] For them. Uh, girls preparatory school in Chattanooga.


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[Assistant] That were so smart and I don't know, I just always felt intimidated and it was hard for me to get through UT and I quit and then I went back and I finished and I'm.


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[Assistant] Thankful for that, but I just never wanted my children to feel like that. And it was more, and also by then I was, I wanted them to go to a Christian school.


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[Assistant] And, and, but Charlie went to a public school that was wonderful in San Antonio for first grade. But at the time.


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[Assistant] Six o'clock to be bussed across town and Chuck said, we can't put him through that. Let's go in and put him in a.


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[Assistant] And, um, and I loved it. And I, and so they went there when they were little bitty and then we moved to Knoxville and Chuck the whole time. I mean, he went to a public school and was very smart, very academic, felt good about school.


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[Assistant] Got an MBA, made straight A's. So I, he didn't feel that like I did. I felt.


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[Assistant] Like I didn't get what I needed. He felt like he was fine, but then anyway, we put them in Christian Academy of Knoxville and felt it was like a family and they had sports, but they had.


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[Assistant] But there was discipline, you know, nothing crazy, but I mean, I felt like if they had been bullied or whatever, they took care of it.


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[Assistant] But we, in Knoxville, I mean, we have wonderful public schools and the kids do great there. But I also, I have one that has learning disabilities and they found it quickly in private school.


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[Assistant] And they said if she'd have gone to public school, they may not have found it so quickly.


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[Assistant] But, and it was hard. It was hard for her to go to school where she did, but it kind of, you know, helped her. I mean, they gave her help, but she rose to the occasion, you know, instead of kind of getting lost. Right. So that's what we did.


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[Assistant] But, and we feel, you know, I don't know what my boy is going to do with, cause it's so hard for young people to pay for something like that now. I don't know what they're going to do about, um, their babies, but they want to put them in public school and they want to do.


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[Assistant] That, but they'll see. I think they're worried about metal. You know, metal can get to be a junk.


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[Assistant] And it was sweet. Like we didn't know what marijuana was. You know, I was very, it was sweet back then where you didn't have a lot of, we didn't know what tobacco, we all grew tobacco. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Um, but, um, but yeah, it was sweet, but it just wasn't college prep. And then, and I wanted to go to a big school and, and I felt lost and I was, but I was also, you know.


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[Assistant] I don't mean to make you uncomfortable because I've been washed in the blood and I'm okay now. Yeah. You know, but, but I was not prepared for that. And I think that that made me even make more bad decisions because I felt lost and what am I going to do? And all these people were passing me by and I remember sitting in an algebra and going, what are they talking about?


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[Assistant] So I just had that, I projected that on to my little children and I didn't want them to go through one and Chuck thought I was crazy because he didn't have that same experience.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but I played. I just had my 40th high school reunion.


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[Assistant] You know how you're competitive at first, like what is going on with your 10th and how, and what are you doing?


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[Assistant] But, um, I had, uh, uh, boys in my class, four of them that were very, very talented and they started like a country music band and they got a record deal. And then they ended up, they all went to college and they, they quit trying to pursue that. And one of them went to Juilliard and is an actor and his own, um, it was on ABC Nashville.


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[Assistant] But we had, we had some talented people in that class and so our speech and drama was fun and.


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[Assistant] And David said to me, not long ago, he goes, people say, are you the most famous person to come out of Joe Burns? He goes, no, actually there's this woman.


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[Assistant] And those boys, I mean, they said something about open for me at the ramen, but it's a bunch of, you know, dads and dad jeans and.


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[Assistant] I can't get all that tech together. So I said no, but they're darling, but they're darling and they're, and they played at the reunion and I thought.


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[Assistant] Um, I'll be at the Robin a couple of nights and then, but what I'm worried about, uh, I've got Liam Morgan.com. I've got 60 dates the rest of this year, but I Sugarland, Texas, I'm doing a big old arena and I've sold one out and they've added another one just to make me nervous.


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[Assistant] Yeah, my Will Rogers is doing well Fort Worth, but I, I'm worried about that sugar land. Y'all come out a bunch of women, honey, and a wedge with a cross body purse. I need y'all.


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[Assistant] A grandmama. They took a chance on me. Netflix took a chance on me.


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[Assistant] And they've been good to me. So yeah, I'm having a ball. I can't believe.


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[Assistant] I did it before I ran the last hour, so I've been there.


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[Assistant] Hello folks and Hey Bear, I am Abigail Bargazzi, I'm Nate's sister. I'm here with Brian Bates, Aaron Webber, and Dusty Slay. Alright.


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[Assistant] So, y'all have no idea, which is exciting. Uh, Nate's not gonna be here for, uh, he's supposed to be here next week, he's not gonna be here now.


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[Assistant] So what do y'all think it would be? Like if you had to guess why Nate would not be here next week.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's exactly what it is. Alright, y'all ready for it? Yeah. Nate is hosting SNL.


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[Assistant] Uh, so the announcement's getting announced tomorrow, of course this will air Wednesday. So the announcement will already be out. But Nate wanted me to tell y'all, like, on air. Whoa. Just to get your... That is crazy. That's very exciting.


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[Assistant] So he does have to cancel some shows, that part he's pretty sick about. But I didn't know how SNL even worked. Like, I mean I watch it.


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[Assistant] I see the clips and stuff like that. But like you have to be there the whole week.


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[Assistant] I guess you gotta rehearse some sketches. Well he's, well it's different for when you're a comic. So you're gonna write the sketches and, cause I was like, Kim Kardashian didn't write those sketches. There's no way that she did that.


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[Assistant] Obviously he has great fans. They're gonna get rescheduled.


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[Assistant] It is. It's uh, Autumn Wall, Iowa, Davenport, Iowa. There's I think three St. Louis shows. I know. And then Indianapolis. They're gonna have three.


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[Assistant] It's gonna be crazy. When he called, we were just like, you're gonna be on it?


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[Assistant] No, so he'll go from like October 23rd and then 28th is Saturday Night Live.


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[Assistant] Yeah, super exciting. We're excited. It's crazy. We can't believe it. When he told us, we were like,


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[Assistant] Nate Land is produced by Nate Land Productions and by me, Nate Varghese, and my wife Laura on the AudioBoom platform.


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[Assistant] Recording and editing for the show is done by Genovations Media. Thanks for tuning in. Be sure to catch us next week on the Nate Land Podcast.


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[Assistant] The two time dad, yeaah. Soon to be. Anytime now.


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[Assistant] Got a name? I don't have a name, but, but, uh, you know, Brian put up a poll of four names. We had Duke, uh, Hank, uh, Jesse and, uh, Sam. Oh yeah. Here's the poll.


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[Assistant] Uh, Jesse was the number one for a while, but it's slipping. Yeah. And then Sam.


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[Assistant] Uh, we just like the, uh, I think, what is it, uh, in the Bible, Hannah is the mother of Samuel. My wife's name's Hannah, so we thought that had a fun. Yeah, that's, that's nice. So, but that's ranking pretty low on the list right now. But Sam Slay, I think has a fun, fun way.


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[Assistant] I like Hanksley. A lot of people say Duke. Everybody's like, Duke's a dog's name. But Duke is like a title of nobility. The Duke.


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[Assistant] You know, and then his middle name probably will be Richard because that's my middle name. So it'd be like, and Richard is like a King's name, you know, so Duke Richard. I mean, that's.


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[Assistant] You know, as far as we've been, my family's been able to trace back, we came, the Slays came in in the early 1600s.


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[Assistant] As far as we can trace it back in England is to Richard. The farthest guy we found, his name was Richard. Oh wow.


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[Assistant] Richard Sly, which is what my dad's name is. So pretty wild.


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[Assistant] You know, it's just a name when you get back that far. Actually, pictures don't go back for my family very far at all.


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[Assistant] I'm, I'm into that. I mean, you know, because back in the day you find a picture of a relative, you're like, whoa, this is amazing. But now we have a thousand pictures of ourselves. Right. So I could see my family drifting away from the phone.


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[Assistant] Here I am running around from city to city. Really breaking the sleigh mold.


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[Assistant] Like really get back to the dirt. Yeaah. Get back to the land. Yeaah. Get connected.


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[Assistant] Duke or Hank, you know, and I like Hank Williams and I like Hank Hill. Those are the two strongest Hanks I know. I like Hank.


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[Assistant] And Hank, I think, means, uh, like, master of the house, or leader of the house.


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[Assistant] Which makes sense why they would give him that in the TV show.


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[Assistant] Yeah he may. Well you would name him Henry right and then call him Hank or would you straight up? I think I'd go straight for Hank. I don't need to name him a name and then.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah. So I don't know why we're doing this.


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[Assistant] You don't. They look at the ID, they go, I don't know if that's your name. Yeah. Doesn't fit. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, have you ever met another dusty?


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[Assistant] I've met a few Dusty's. Well, you know what? I meet Dustin's and then they're like, we go by Dusty too.


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[Assistant] I met a, a girl named Dusty in Houston, Texas. She's a comic. I don't know her last name. I didn't do comedy with her, but I met her. Yeah. Dusty Rhodes?


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[Assistant] My dad says I was named after Dusty Rhodes, but my mom says I was named after a character on a TV show called Dallas. But both of those are named Dusty. Neither are named Dustin.


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[Assistant] Well, maybe they thought they couldn't write down Dustin. I think they got afraid in the moment they got, they were like, ah, we can't do this.


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[Assistant] Now that could be true because everywhere I go, if it's a restaurant or a Starbucks and they ask for my name, they always write down Dustin.


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[Assistant] Sometimes I'll go dusty with the Y and that really confuses them because I think they're like, they think I'm saying like the first letter.


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[Assistant] Well, not yet, but, but maybe. But that's how it'll sound, you know, if I go, these are my kids, Daisy and Duke, that's what people are going to think.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. I think Daisy and Hank still keeps a southern vibe without going all dukes of hazards. Even Jesse, there's Uncle Jesse on the TV show. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] When will you decide? I don't know, it may come down to the wire.


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[Assistant] Or, you know, maybe we should, you know, I told my dad today what the middle name was going to be, and I thought he'd be excited. And then all of a sudden he was wanting to tell me what the first name would be.


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[Assistant] But it's like, if you can't be happy that I'm going to name him after you, then.


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[Assistant] I know some Austens, but I don't, not for Mike.


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[Assistant] Well, my dad, you know, my dad had some surgery today and I talked to him and he's like...


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[Assistant] You know, a little loopy cause he's like on medicine. Cause I didn't know he was having surgery. My friend saw it on Facebook and said, Hey, I heard your dad's having surgery today. Oh, I didn't know. So.


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[Assistant] But yea, as a pacemaker, so they were replacing a valve, which they say is not that big of a deal. But I had to find out from my friend, second hand.


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[Assistant] See my granddad was named Guy Slay. I'm told he had no middle name. Born in 1900. Wow. And then my dad is Guy Richard Slay. So I'm Dustin Richard Slay. So I'm trying to keep the Duff or the Richard thing going for my dad.


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[Assistant] I mean, Aaron's losing it. Guy, guy slay is unbelievable. That's what I'm saying. I like it, but I, you know.


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[Assistant] My dad loves the Braves, you know. I thought about the name, we thought about the name Bear for a little while too, but then I thought everyone that listens to this podcast would think I'm naming it after Hey Bear.


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[Assistant] I did a, uh, spot at the CMAs. I did a, uh, uh, at the Music City Center. I did a, uh, a 45 minute set at 1145 AM. Wow.


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[Assistant] So Reba's on stage doing an interview and then comes off. I never met Reba McIntyre. She comes off stage. I'm standing there with my buddy, Evan, who's also a comic and he comes, she comes back, comes right up to us, shakes my hand, shakes his hand. Like we're old buddies. And she goes, Hey, have fun out there.


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[Assistant] And I was like, well, what's happening right now? And then she stood there for a second and then some people came and got her and, uh, you know, kind of whisk her away, but.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it was great. I mean, I was so pumped. I wanted to get a picture, but I'm like...


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[Assistant] She's almost made it like we're friends in this moment to where I can't even ask for a picture. Oh, maybe that's the move. Maybe that's the move. Because now it's like, now it'd be weird. Otherwise I could just be a fan.


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[Assistant] But she's made us like friends here. She probably thought you were someone else. Yeah. I mean, maybe. Yeah. Thought I was hearty. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I met, I met Tom Hanks at the Ryman one time and I was going to tell him that I have this joke where I say I look like Forrest Gump after he ran for a long time.


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[Assistant] You know, I'm just gonna start talking to him because I know that he knows that I know who he is.


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[Assistant] So I go, hey, I start talking, he goes, Tom. And he sticks out his hand. I'm like, yeah, yeah. I mean, I'll shake your hand and introduce myself, but I know who you are.


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[Assistant] And that's what I was trying to do was just like, just start talking to him instead of making it all weird. Being like, Hey, I'm a huge fan. What do you say about the joke?


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[Assistant] Well, he laughed a little bit, but then he went, I thought he left because his wife was performing, but someone months later at the Opry to a security guard told me that Tom Hanks was in the upper deck when I did the joke on stage and said he was really laughing.


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[Assistant] Slapping his knee, he said, which seems like a fake laugh. Yeah, but I'll take it.


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[Assistant] Cause it almost says with the Hank Sleigh, it's almost like a S like Hanks. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I like Hank Slay. Yeah. Probably leave off the tom. Yeah. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Did, did your, I wonder, does their mom know they were doing that? Probably not. They were just listening. Like this is, they're really going fast here.


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[Assistant] And that's you rated. Yeah, that's fun. Get the podcast done in an hour that way.


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[Assistant] I wrote the Red Dusty Sight Trucker Hat and, uh,


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[Assistant] They're out of stock right now, but uhm. That's good. I got a lot of them at the house. I just ma- I put 50.


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[Assistant] Two online and I sold them all in one day. Wow. And it was a real mess at the post office, but, uh, I did get it done.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I didn't know you can make payments on the hats. I mean, I, I've not had anyone do that yet, but I wish they would. I love that idea.


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[Assistant] You know, I spent about $200 on sunglasses from my wife. She got these gooders. That's what she wears now.


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[Assistant] They already have all that information, you know, cause she had to get a work visa to come down here and work. So she already had the information and they don't let you just hang around. Um, you know, you gotta, you gotta go through some stuff.


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[Assistant] If she had a baby though, would they, is it like? I think the baby helps, you know, but you still have to, you know, you have to.


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[Assistant] I mean, I think there's a way to do it illegally, I guess, because people talk about that a lot, so that seems to be happening, but, uh, the legal way is not super easy.


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[Assistant] And I'm not, you know, there was an old Doug Stanhope joke, I think, where he talked about marriage and he's like, uh, like he's like, this is going pretty well. Let's get the government involved. You know? So I'm, uh, you know, I'm into that. There's no reason to bring the government into anything, but she's a, you know.


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[Assistant] Well, I knew it existed, but uhm, you know.


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[Assistant] I didn't know that it existed the way it does. Like, it's great in Canada. I had a lot of fun there. I drove there and I was like, oh, this place is great.


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[Assistant] It fits. I like freedom. Like he only has American flag apparel. That's all he has as a kid. He always has to carry an American flag with him. Little freedom slash.


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[Assistant] You know, back, I think back in the day, they used to really put the flags out on this day. I think it kind of goes by unnoticed now. People don't really sell them.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I like the, that in doing these comments, you have the power to change every time somebody calls you something back to your own name and you still put it in there. Keep it original. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Changed it back, but you kept it in there. I don't even notice anymore.


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[Assistant] And people from the internet always, they always have all the answers, right? But if we had asked someone that first question, everyone, the way it's worded, no one thinks the Constitution. No, not at all.


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[Assistant] But people on the internet, of course, will go, Oh, no, I had it. You know? Yeah.


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[Assistant] I agree. But, uhm, but Katie, I mean, do homeschool your kids though.


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[Assistant] She's like a homeschooling mom and former teacher. She's saying a homeschool teacher. She just homeschooled her kids and then also went to work. No, no.


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[Assistant] I bought a flip phone recently. I mean, I still have the smartphone. I'm going to try to go two phones.


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[Assistant] That way when I'm in the hotels on the weekends, I can turn the phone off and live my life instead of being trapped in my phone. Yeah.


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[Assistant] And then you just would have the different number? Yeah, that way if my wife needed to get in touch with me, she would have that number, but I could turn the phone off.


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[Assistant] And like, do things. I get really sucked into social media.


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[Assistant] Probably so, but I'd like to try the experiment.


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[Assistant] And that's what I want to do too, but if somebody needs me, like in my family, I like to have a way for them to get in touch with me.


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[Assistant] But now that it is, it would be like something bad happens. I'm just hanging out, eating lunch. I know, it's crazy how it's changed.


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[Assistant] There's always something, you know what I mean? Was it worth the call? Yeah, I guess it was at the time, but, uh, but it was like...


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[Assistant] This sounds like he misspelled it. He put a Z. I know a lot of Epstein's and he put a Z.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I just think we're just, they're just making this up.


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[Assistant] I met a guy at the CMA's who told me that his, he, he mutes the podcast when Aaron starts talking about Harry Potter.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think things were just bigger then. I mean, there is some research like with, uh, they find those like, uh, dried sap and they find like oxygen inside them and they can test that and find that the oxygen was thicker.


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[Assistant] Years ago than it is now. So things could grow more because they had more oxygen in the air.


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[Assistant] So I think things were just bigger. You find a T-Rex, you really probably find some kind of.


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[Assistant] But it's in, you know, it's in the ocean. Who knows what's going on down there.


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[Assistant] But maybe the blue well was even bigger. They have so much room to grow. Yeah. Maybe it was even bigger back in the day.


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[Assistant] And we don't know cause those bones floated to the bottom. Where we can't go. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, then you get, you get a viral video. Everybody's watching it. And then if you got some other videos, it's, maybe I will slip now. Yeah, there he is.


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[Assistant] I really want you to practice and burn it up out there.


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[Assistant] Yeah, the ball throw, yeah, here, yeah, it's like, people that just have a story going all the time on Instagram, and it's like, that must be exhausting. Exhausting. I mean, I can't do it. No.


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[Assistant] You know, add an open mic and put that up. Then you don't have to burn your real jokes.


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[Assistant] Imagine being proud that you fell on the mount. You're like, oh yeah, this is great. This is going to be awesome. This is what I wanted. You would rather fall than throw a good pitch. Cause a good pitch, that's got, you know,


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[Assistant] And then there's people that won't create anything, right? I got a younger sister and she works all these jobs that she hates, but she had like 20 dogs, right? I was like, why don't you feed, why don't you film yourself feeding these dogs and post that? I was like, just do something. You might pick up a following and you might make a little money off this monetized.


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[Assistant] It's like, there's nothing like putting out a video that you think you're like, Oh, I love this joke. This joke does well live all the time. I'm gonna put it on the internet and then it kind of bomb on the internet. And now you're like, Oh man, now I can't do it live.


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[Assistant] It's like having an act. I mean, that's what I try to do. I post a lot of kind of bad jokes because they like, they got a laugh in the room, but it's not ruining that material for me because I want to save all this stuff for the live show. I mean, I want people to come and be like, Oh, I've not seen any. I want them to be pleasantly surprised.


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[Assistant] They're like, I've been seeing these riffs on the internet and now the show is great. Yeah. That's what I'm looking for.


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[Assistant] Like if it dries up in, in, in July, it's probably not a lake. It changes into a pond real quick. Yeah. Or marsh. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I had a book where John Henry and Paul Bunyan played baseball. Oh yeah. John Henry was going to pitch.


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[Assistant] And uh, Paul Bunyan was gonna bat and they were both giants and John Henry threw it so fast and Paul Bunyan swung so fast, the tree burned up, the ball burned up. We don't know. It was a pretty riveting tale, but Paul Bunyan, you know, was a giant Axeman.


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[Assistant] And they're like, they're like, is it Pigs Eye or St. Paul for the name? It was like pretty unanimous poll came down to St. Paul.


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[Assistant] Maybe his one working eye was from a pig. Maybe it was a pig transplant.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah. Yeah, they had one of those at Six Flags too. I remember that. What was that called? But you could stand on, you stand on the bridge and it just soaks you. Yeah. And the old, uh, what was the TV show? Step by Step. They had a scene at the beginning where they were standing on that.


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[Assistant] So they did a lot of wheat. They did a lot of wheat, grinding a lot of wheat in it. Yeaah. Thrilling stuff.


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[Assistant] And 3M, you know, I love tape. I love being able to use tape.


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[Assistant] Well, that's where the Minnesota Twins comes from, because of the twin cities. There it is. I never knew. Did you just piece that together? Yeah.


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[Assistant] It's a tote board. We're going down. Well, 3M makes some posted notes, I bet too, so they could easily just...


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[Assistant] I've had a ha- you know, I like the hash brown that McDonald's has. That's- The hash brown's great. I like that. That's what I've had. You don't like fast food? I don't really, no. I don't really eat it. Did y'all not eat it growing up? No, we ate it live.


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[Assistant] I ate it so much. I mean, fast-fed so much as a kid.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's what quitting drinking is all about. When you quit and you wake up and you're never hungover, you're like, cause when you drink every day, you don't, you almost get used to being hungover. And when you're not hungover, you're like, oh, this is amazing.


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[Assistant] You just sir. Coffee is like a real comfort thing too. I did not have coffee for, I don't know, six or seven months.


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[Assistant] And I had a cup yesterday and then I got here and they had a cup. I was like, you know what? I'll take one too. And it's like, it just, it's just something to do. It feels good. Yeah. It is something to do, especially in the winter time, you hold a cup.


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[Assistant] And it's warm and you're drinking. It just feels good. And I don't know. I love coffee.


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[Assistant] It's just, what are we doing? Well, that's what's great about cigars too is it's like at night time, it's a thing you can gather with people and do and not drink. Yea, and they're healthy. Yea.


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[Assistant] That's what I like about it, is the health benefits. Natural, you know, grown from the earth, tobacco. Oh, it is all those things. Just good old, yea it is. It's toasted. Yea. You ever see that? No. Alright. Do you smoke cigar at home alone?


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[Assistant] I would like to, but my wife's real cracks down on it, so I have to go do things just so I can have the cigar. Yeah.


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[Assistant] And then try to hide, which is not easy to do.


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[Assistant] Well, what I do do, we had this debate recently, but I do buy her her own ice cream, and then she wants mine.


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[Assistant] Yeah. And I go, well, I don't like your flavor as much, but then what she does is she doesn't eat hers. So I end up eating.


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[Assistant] Even though I don't like the flavor cause it sits in there for too long and I eat it.


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[Assistant] So it's a real debate because I'm like, don't eat mine because you have your own. And then I eat both of ours.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I hate it. I have a whole system with my ice cream. If you buy a Ben and Jerry's, like a peanut butter cup or a chocolate chip cookie dough, it's got these little chunks in there.


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[Assistant] And if my wife wants a bite, she's going to want a bite with the chunk in there. Of course. And she's not going to want a vanilla bite, but it's never just one bite. It's two or three. So now I'm giving up two or three chunks and there's only so many chunks in there.


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[Assistant] I'm working it out as I go through. I'm cutting chunks in half so that I can have one with every bite. She messes up the ratio.


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[Assistant] It's the most devastating thing. I can get cake anywhere, but in the moment it's like, I can't believe you threw the cake out.


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[Assistant] Oh yea, you know, I am excited about this. Uh, looking for a gift for dad that he won't want to return? What if you could put all your photos in a place where he can actually see them? Then get him a wifi connected digital frame from Aura.


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[Assistant] Is that how, is that how it said? I mean, I've only read it. I've not said it out loud. I think you nailed it. Aura. Okay. It's the perfect gift for Father's Day. And it is great. I got one of these. I opened it up. It was very easy. In a few minutes, I just set it up.


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[Assistant] You get a little folder and then you just, on your phone, and then you just load your pictures into the folder on your phone, pops up on the frame. It's great for us because my wife has


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[Assistant] Different frames of different family members around the house. We only have so much room, right?


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[Assistant] So when they come to visit, she'll put those frames out, right? So now this is perfect. We can just load their pictures in here and it's just on a rotator.


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[Assistant] That's gonna be great. It's named that the named the number one best digital picture frame by wire cutter, the strategist and wired are a flame frames.


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[Assistant] Are guaranteed to make dad or grandpa smile every single day. This is not the digital picture frame you remember from the early 2000s. There's no USB or SD cards and no hassle.


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[Assistant] With free unlimited storage, instantly frame photos and videos from any device anywhere in the world and invite the whole family in on the fun through the free Aura app.


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[Assistant] You can even preload photos and add personal, add a personal video message that will display as soon as the frame is connected. Anywhere in the world, you could be away from home and be like, Oh, I forgot to load my uncle into the frame. He's coming to visit. Boom. Pop it in there. No matter where you're at.


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[Assistant] I also think of Bob Dylan. Bob Dylan's from Minnesota? From Duluth, Minnesota.


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[Assistant] I think up in that area, we did a, me and Aaron did a gig up there in Duluth, uh, at the, uh, I forget what it's called.


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[Assistant] You know, my dad tore a retina in his eye too. He had surgery on it, but they, he had to have several surgeries, not today. And it, he has scar tissue. You can barely see out of that eye now. Yeah. Well, he had to stop hunting because he can't see through a scope.


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[Assistant] Not growing up. I did listen to it a little bit on the road when I only had regular radio. On a Sunday, you find this, you're like, this is actually pretty good listening.


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[Assistant] I remember hearing about that. Oh, is that like coast to coast? Coast to coast, yea. I'd be into that. I never figured out how you can find coast to coast. Yea.


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[Assistant] But like it, it means to eat as much as you can.


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[Assistant] See, I've read that. That's like the worst thing to do just for torture of yourself because on the day before you expand the stomach. Well, I think that's part of it. And then the next day you fast. So you're like, oh, so you think it's all.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Matlock maybe. Yeah. I mean, those were all on reruns all the time. Yeah. Matlock probably when I was a kid, that was cause Andy was old in that. Oh yeah. It was the nineties. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I didn't know either, but I just felt like. That's a good guess. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] That's pretty awesome. Yeah. Let everybody call him OP. OP. I don't like OP. You don't like OP?


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[Assistant] Nah, it's too- OpieTaylor really ruined it, like.


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[Assistant] Andy Griffith OP. To me, it's forever ruined. Yeah.


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[Assistant] There's all these conspiracy videos where they'll show old pictures like this and then new actors and they'll say they're cloning people. If they put you beside this guy, they could easily say they're cloning this guy. This guy was alive in the 1800s.


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[Assistant] I like to see a side by side of this.


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[Assistant] I was booked to do it, but you know, just some comedy club politics led me to, uh, not doing any of those. What are those clubs called?


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[Assistant] House of? House of Comedy, yeaah. So, I know, I don't have a problem with them, but just politics out of my control led me to not do any of those. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] I did an open mic at Acme, uh, and it was unbelievable. I did five minutes, maybe less than that, maybe three minutes and it was amazing. It is. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Maybe it's the pictures backed up in a way, but it looks like he even kinda combs his hair the same way, just a different direction.


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[Assistant] Fiori is great. I'd like to get some more stuff because I have some shorts and a tank top and I'm into it. I don't get enough Florida trips for the tank top, but I, uh, yeah, I love it. I mean, it is very comfortable.


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[Assistant] And the policeman said, I wouldn't believe you, but my, one of my other officers saw something like this.


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[Assistant] He also said the alien, the, the, the light, that body cam footage caught that light.


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[Assistant] I like that they highlighted the tweet, here they come. I mean, it really could be about anything.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I paid to see a cow with six legs one time. Oh yeah? Yeah. Little calf.


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[Assistant] It says probably born like it's supposed to be twins. Yeah. But then it was born, but it was absorbed.


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[Assistant] They were real? Yeah. Did you touch them? I did touch it, yeah.


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[Assistant] This thing was wild, I mean I was a little kid, but it was, it was wild. I touched it.


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[Assistant] I was touching cows a lot back then, so it wasn't that weird to touch a cow.


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[Assistant] Is it like an entrepreneur? Warren Buffett. Is it someone that we could possibly guess?


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[Assistant] Totally unrelated. That was the first season of Cheers. He was Woody Harrelson before Woody Harrelson came.


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[Assistant] There's another, uh, Comedy Club Goonies that used to be in Rochester. May still be. Had a good time there. Been there a few times. Alright.


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[Assistant] Well, I'm still off right now because I'm, I'm, I'm expecting a baby anytime. Matter of fact, by the time this podcast comes out, I could have had a baby. I don't know. But, uh,


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[Assistant] Uh, so I'm still off, but I got some dates on the calendar. Dustyslay.com. Go check it out. Second half of the year is blowing up. It's going to be hot. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you will be working. I will be. I mean, I could be working right now. I canceled gigs because my wife is pregnant and I was like, well, I better be home. So, but yeah, there's dates coming up and it is about to get real hot.


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[Assistant] Oh no. It's. I'm ready to get back out there. I mean, every day I'm at home, my wife is having me do things. I mean, I'd never experienced it quite like this because I'm not a.


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[Assistant] Guy that's at home everyday. I'm not a husband that's at home all the time.


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[Assistant] I'm working. She asked if she smokes cigars in the house now. I know. I cleaned my nails out with a pocket knife before coming to this podcast. I've been working. Yeah.


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[Assistant] No, it's a great zoo. It's free. It's free. How up on the zoos are you though? It's a free zoo.


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[Assistant] I don't feel like that's- I like that.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna be looking for ant eaters, the most violent ones, and see if they can beat an emu.


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[Assistant] I may even not be here, but then pop up and poorly read an ad.


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[Assistant] There's a chance of that. There's an above zero chance of that. Definitely. That I'll be laughing like I'm in church. Not supposed to be laughing.


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[Assistant] Well, have you ever heard of above zero? I don't think so. I can.


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[Assistant] I forget what it was, but it was something about, oh, oh, people living a long time in the Bible. You were like, they've just started to believe that they actually did live that, that long. Right. I think that was the thing.


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[Assistant] And you could have a name like mine where neither first nor last name rings of money or elegance.


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[Assistant] I'll say this. Oh, you won't tell us. I'll say this. My parents have never called me anything but dusty.


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[Assistant] So regardless of what they wrote down, they meant dusty.


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[Assistant] You know. Maybe you don't even know. That's true. Mhm. Who does know?


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[Assistant] And so security cards that they say don't laminate. I'm like, well, how am I supposed to keep this intact all this time? What do you mean they don't laminate? I think it says do not laminate. Why not? I don't know, but can you laminate?


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[Assistant] For the conspiracies, so I don't, uh, I don't believe it at all.


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[Assistant] It's a long walk. I don't believe that. I don't believe that this woman took a boat down there by herself, ported it at the dock, just got out and walked.


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[Assistant] From a fish and chip she ate at a pub. She's like, I'm in Antarctica. She says the plane dropped her off. Yeah, I don't, I don't believe it. I mean, I appreciate you sending this in, but.


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[Assistant] Yeah, alright, alright. I appreciate you saying that, but I don't, I'm not buying it. I don't know what it'd take to make me believe it, but I don't buy it.


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[Assistant] I'm not saying it's not a place. Now, you know what I mean? But I just don't think that.


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[Assistant] And look at her path, though. It looks like her path could just be right. She's just like, ehh, how'd this come here?


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[Assistant] Did she give us some footage? Did she come back with some footage?


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[Assistant] It is interesting. The, uh, there's some, uh, like TikTok videos of people like, like acting like they're teaching people to learn English words. And it is wild how many words are like spelled the same, but sound different or spelled differently and sound the same.


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[Assistant] It's wild. Like, there. People always make fun of people about there, but it's like, there's three ways to spell there.


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[Assistant] But uhm, to come up with the words, but there is some stuff behind it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you try to get a few details and then you can come back and then people go, what do you mean by spells? And then I would go, well, this word, this word, this word, this word, but I don't, you know, I wasn't prepared.


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[Assistant] Well, I don't have an inside tech, but I just, um, you know, I think that- The man's gotten to you.


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[Assistant] Well, you know, they put out, uhm, you know, a chemical and then later it'll be banned and then they just come up with a new chemical and then it gets banned and then they just come out with a new one and it's like, you know, people are trying to make money because people want to kill stuff in their yards. So, you know, I just think it's one of those things where it's like, you know, uhm, you know what I mean?


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[Assistant] Well, it's like, I think they're bad. I don't like them, but it's like, you know, like my front yard, I put some pesticides out in my front yard the other day. I don't like herbicide is what I put out, but I don't like to do that.


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[Assistant] My neighbor's yard looks great. The neighbor, the yards around me look great. And I'm like, well, I want to kill these weeds too in the front because I want to, you know, I don't want to be the one neighbor that's looking like got a real bad yard down here.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's exactly right. But what about that fence? That's the backyard, right? The fence is now covering up the backyard, yeah. But your neighbor was mad about the fence. Yes.


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[Assistant] He doesn't care about my yard, but I just want it to look like the rest of the neighborhood. Or better.


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[Assistant] You know, but, uh, so I got some stuff kind of taken over. So I sprayed it there.


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[Assistant] And you need something good, but that keeps getting weaker and weaker and weaker because they keep banning all the good stuff.


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[Assistant] So I was like, all right, I gotta get permission to put up what everybody else in the neighborhood already has. Okay. So I talked to my neighbor. He goes, it's fine. And I go, we don't have a survey done.


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[Assistant] But I figured me and you can just get out there and look at the yard and decide where I put the fence. And he goes, nope, gotta have a survey. So I had to pay a lot of money to get a survey.


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[Assistant] And then I get the survey. Turns out I had a little more yard than what, what we were kind of living out there. So that was great. I liked that. So you liked the survey. I liked it. And I actually, matter of fact, I left the stakes in the ground. That's showing what my yard was for a lot longer than I needed to. Cause I wanted him to see what was going on. Was he in your yard?


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[Assistant] He was, well he, yeaah, he had a little, like his grass is different looking than mine. So a little bit of his grass was on my yard.


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[Assistant] So I, so then I get the fence built and the guy goes, do you want the nice side on your side or, or, or facing out? And I was like, well, I'm building the fence. So I want the nice side on my side.


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[Assistant] But then the guy comes out, he's all mad. I left. He's all mad. He's talking to my wife about it. My wife's like, I don't even know what you're talking about, man. And so I get home and he goes, you got the nice side on the wrong side. I go, why do you get the nice side? And then he's like talking about the homeowners association covenant. And he's like, it says right here in the covenant.


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[Assistant] And then I was like, alright, this guy read it. I didn't read it. So I figure he knows what he's talking about. So I said, alright, well I'll flip it.


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[Assistant] A wood fence. A wood fence, yeaah. So I had to get the guys to flip it. They were nice and they did it, but it was like, they had not finished it all the way, but it's like me and this guy,


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[Assistant] Have have only ever had small talk about the lawn will be like, oh, it's a nice day. Oh, look, your grass looks great. That kind of stuff. And then I'm out there cussing at the guy and I didn't, I didn't want to be doing it, but he just.


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[Assistant] He had already cost me so much money and, uh, I was so mad at this dude, but we've made up now. We're friends now, but it was just.


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[Assistant] Well, it's like facing the road, I put the nice side outside. Cause that's what the whole neighborhood sees. Yeah. But it's like, we're talking the divider in between our, our, you know, it's like, I have my neighbor's fence on the backside of me has the nice side facing me. So I thought, well, that'll at least it'll match, you know? Okay. And so I was like, yeah, I'm paying for it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but I wanted it to match. I was like, I got this side like this, so now it'll match.


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[Assistant] You have to ask him about that? No. He's not, he actually has a taller fence than he's allowed. Yeah. And I've never complained on him, so he doesn't, he doesn't got anything to say.


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[Assistant] Well, out of the, yeah. Well, I had this guy who's building a subject tank for me and he kept putting it off. He's like, oh, the weather's bad. Or, oh, I can't get out there this week because of this. And then he's like, oh, my uncle died. And I'm like, your uncle? Come on, man. Like, uh, you know, like a brother or mom or dad. Yeah, but your uncle? It's like, come on, get to work, man. You know what I mean?


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[Assistant] Like I had an uncle that died and my sister sent me the obituary.


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[Assistant] And I, I, I was trying to pull it up. I was in a store. It was loading real slow and I was like, ah man, I was bummed. I was like, I haven't seen this guy in a while.


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[Assistant] And I was like, I'd like to go to the funeral. I haven't seen that side of the family in a long time. And by the time the obituary pulled up, I realized he had been dead for a year and a half and we had no idea. No one told our family that he died. So I'm like, your uncle, come on, man.


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[Assistant] You know what I mean? Unless your uncle raised you. I mean, as close to my uncles, I would go to their funeral.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but you're not like, you know, you're, this guy's getting paid by the job. You know, it's like, let's get to work here.


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[Assistant] Would you cancel a really big gig for an uncle funeral?


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[Assistant] Yeah. Oh yeah. My uncle that died, they didn't even list my mom or her other brother's name in the obituary. They listed one of the uncles.


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[Assistant] So it's four siblings and they listed one of them and not the other two. Oh wow. Yeaah. They really just left our whole family out of this.


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[Assistant] Yeah, seems like a guy that's like, not gonna let a little death in the family get him down.


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[Assistant] You know, Billy Joe Shaver has a song, uh, try and try again. And he says, he talks about in that song, losing his wife and his son and all his money. And he says, if at first you don't succeed, just try and try again.


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[Assistant] Losing things is not necessarily sad, you know? Just gotta get back on it. Get back at it.


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[Assistant] A lot of people believe Ben Franklin ripped off a lot of his ideas from other scientists. So maybe the four of us could have a dinner together and I could ask Ben about it.


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[Assistant] Oh, there is stuff about Ben Franklin though, but, uh, it's fun stuff though, I think. Like he was involved in like some secret societies. He did a lot of wild partying and stuff like that.


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[Assistant] No, no, this is all crazy. He'd be like, why is it winter time in the house?


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[Assistant] You better hope. Ben Franklin, look what we've done with taxes. Oh, he'd be so mad. He'd be like, what? This is why we left.


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[Assistant] Yeah, a guy gave me this hat in Mobile, Alabama.


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[Assistant] Did he like change his name and change his appearance and move to another?


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[Assistant] That's a good answer. You know, an interesting thing about... Is it on the board?


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[Assistant] Noah though is that when you, when they always say two by two, you know, the animals went on the ark two by two, but it says in the old Testament says all the clean animals went in numbers of sevens and the unclean in by twos. Oh.


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[Assistant] Well, they get into that, you know, Leviticus, uh, yeaah, Leviticus really breaks down the clean versus the unclean animals. But Leviticus had not even been written yet when, when the flood was happening. So they seem to know clean versus unclean even back then.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we did Traverse City and then up around to Sault Ste. Marie and then Harris Michigan. And then I think we did some stuff in Wisconsin. Maybe not that same run.


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[Assistant] Mackinaw spelled like Mackinac in some places, right? There's a two spellings.


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[Assistant] Yeah, the upper peninsula really seems like it should be Wisconsin.


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[Assistant] It's more connected to Wisconsin than it is Michigan. Yeah. It doesn't even touch Michigan.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's very interesting. Uh, I don't know if I've ever known that. Yeah, me and Aaron got a video on YouTube of driving across that thing.


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[Assistant] Yeah, some real rough biker guys yelled that at us when we were on stage bombing in Harris, Michigan at a casino in the daytime.


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[Assistant] You called your trolls? They were telling us that that's what they call people down.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I love Michigan. I mean, I just went and did a thing way up on the, on the tip of the, you know, lower peninsula. Uh, very nice area.


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[Assistant] Great guesses. Yeah. Trevor city is the cherry capital. Okay. They got all the cherries up there.


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[Assistant] The girl asked me, did I want it heated up? I said, yeah. And then she didn't really do it.


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[Assistant] Oh, did they even have really a microwave? I don't know what she had, but she was like, do you want to heat it up? I go, yeah. And then she put it in a thing, but it wasn't really hot.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I was doing shows in Columbus, Ohio, like two years ago when Michigan finally won for the first time in two years. And it was sad at that show. I think you were there. I was sad at that show.


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[Assistant] Pretty scary. Couldn't take an emu though, I'll tell you that. No. Not with a gun.


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[Assistant] That's a loose, I don't know if I. 40%. We almost took, me and Aaron almost took a ferry across Lake Michigan one time to go to Ag Harbor to do comedy in Wisconsin. And, uh, I just thought we could just drive up to the ferry and just get right on.


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[Assistant] I always wanted to see the Lions win. I'm always hoping that the Lions are going to do something. I'm always pulling for it.


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[Assistant] Well, then the Matthew Stafford thing to play for them for so long and not really win anything. And then the next year join a different team and win the Superbowl. Yeah. Pretty amazing.


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[Assistant] You know, growing up, my brother-in-law is from Michigan. And, uh, so I used to wear a lot of Michigan t-shirts to school as a kid.


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[Assistant] I was hoping to find one of those pictures to bring on, but I don't have it posted.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeah, so I was like a little, yeah. Well, we're talking about Michigan. So I want you to know my affiliation to Michigan, that I have a real connection.


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[Assistant] No, I think I seem very cool. I seem like they were like, Ooh, this guy had no stuff about cities outside of the South. Oh yeah. I think I would. Yeah. You'd be like, what is that? Yeah.


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[Assistant] I had a ma- I had a Michigan basketball jersey I used to wear. Is this when the Fab Five stuff was going on? I couldn't tell you anything about them really. But I would wear the- I had a Michigan sweater, I had a Michigan t-shirt. Is this the early 90s? Mid 90s. Okay. Right after Fab Five. It would be, uh- They were cool at the time.


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[Assistant] Yeah. You could be the tornadoes. Whatever your, you know, your team was.


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[Assistant] Oh, it was the ice cream and I put some, uh, some, uh, Oreo cookies in there. Oh, that'd be fun. Oh, but it was very good. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Is Kellogg's Cheerios, or Cheerios their own brand?


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[Assistant] Because I feel like I drove in Michigan, I drove by a building that I thought, well I had Dr. Pepper on.


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[Assistant] Why do we, why do you guys know off hand so hard where Dr. Pepper's from?


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[Assistant] Kashi, Kashi's that like healthy kind. Rice, Rice Krispies. Yeah, it's, yeah, it's not even. They're dominating. One time when I was a kid, I ate corn pops and I threw up the corn pops and it made like a little corn pop pie. Yeah. And I've never had it so. What is Cheerios?


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[Assistant] Dude, that was on. I had a Wheaties box from the 1996 Olympics in Atlanta with all the gymnastics girls on there.


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[Assistant] He could come back. Probably outlasted the king himself.


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[Assistant] Is that not around anymore? What? It doesn't taste like apples. Well, we eat what we like.


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[Assistant] Why do you eat it if it doesn't taste like apples? We eat what we like.


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[Assistant] You should do, what's the one that I was talking to you about for so long, Brian, with, uh, Richard Gere, uh, a few good, uh, officer and a gentleman. That's one of my favorites all the time.


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[Assistant] It's, that is, that is exactly the vibe of a few good men. It's so good. I like it. I may watch it again tonight. It's so good. Some other people born in Michigan, David Spade.


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[Assistant] I don't even know if Slater- And there was another girl, right? I don't think Slater was in the early ones. I think Slater was. I don't think Kelly was.


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[Assistant] I think it was Zack, uh, Screech, maybe Lisa.


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[Assistant] And then there was another girl and another guy.


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[Assistant] I think maybe it was Slater, but not, not Kelly or, uh,


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[Assistant] Now you're on board with... Well I'm on board with the homeowners being suspicious.


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[Assistant] I remember because you would see re- I didn't start season 1 but I would see reruns and I'd be like, who are these people?


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[Assistant] That's pretty good. Yeah, that's pretty good. That's good. Well, Bob Seeger maybe should have used Kalamazoo instead of Katmandu. And then Rep Estate a little bit. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Well, I'm hoping by now that both of these shows are sold out, but I'll be May 13th at, uh, the Bijou Theatre in Knoxville, Tennessee filming a special, so.


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[Assistant] I need you to come there so that it'll be full. I mean, but the tickets are selling pretty hot. So it may be sold out by now, but come there. It's going to be great this weekend. I'm sure I'll be somewhere. I just forgot to look at where I'm at, but it'll be great to dustyslate.com.