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[Assistant] But now listen, do y'all not agree like, so we just changed the clocks. Yes. We fell back. Okay. What if we sprang forward? So if we sprang forward right now it'd be five. We'd still have a good hour or two of sunlight left.


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[Assistant] Hey look, there's a lot of people that would like it if I was happy. That's true, I'm sure. And I think we should think about it.


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[Assistant] His whole dream was he just really wanted America to have its own measurement systems just different than everybody else. Nice, nice. That's what was important.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, with, uh, what's his name? The Kiwi, uh, whatever his name, I forget his name too. Prusa Manager from Flight of Concord? Yeah, exactly. Murray. Murray. Murray.


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[Assistant] I would love to see that show though, shut on like the Mandalorian screen.


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[Assistant] It's kind of a new version of that. And it moves with the camera. If you move around them, everything changes on the background to match what the camera needs to see.


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[Assistant] The sphere in Vegas. The sphere. Is it called the sphere? It's a Madison Square Garden sphere, I think. What? Yea. Have you not seen this, Simon? It's a Madison Square Garden property, right? Yea.


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[Assistant] It would be cool to see this thing. Man, you are not gonna recognize it. I know. When you were there, it was what, the Golden Nugget and, uh, Sahara? Probably. No, Circus Circus was like newish.


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[Assistant] And they got that whole like boring thing going on in Vegas too. They've actually got several miles of underground tunnels. Pretty neat. Pretty neat. Stuff. Place changes like crazy.


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[Assistant] Did they stop their podcast to go do this or was it pre-recorded?


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[Assistant] And I know, I know you have a history with cars.


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[Assistant] I've seen one here in town. Pretty dope. Pretty good looking truck. They're beautiful, yeaah. Pick up truck.


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[Assistant] And when you charge up, is that something you normally pay for?


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[Assistant] Yeaah, we do em. Every year, we do em. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] They probably got what, another week left from the time of this podcast? Oh, time to get on them. Perfect gift. Freakers, uh, can you put the link in the description? Yes, I can. Alright.


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[Assistant] They're nice, yeaah, for sure. We actually asked, uh, I think we did a poll on Patreon, like hey, what color do y'all like? Yeaah.


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[Assistant] I think they picked that. That's the way to do it. But uh, we, you know, we need to do that again with some of our, our series. Cause like, you know, we got all these options we were talking about earlier. That's true. Sunk and Land and Shrouded, Ark, uh, whatever.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and what's the list? It's, uh, Ark Ascended, Sunken Lands, Trout is not out yet.


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[Assistant] Probably is. But we'll see. I'm curious to see what those percentages are.


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[Assistant] So, uh, yeaah, Ark Aberration, we did one. I thought it was great. So, uh, we did one because we're training someone. An editor. And, uh, Aberration was a Jax training, training game.


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[Assistant] So we started Aberration on our own, just to check it out. Did I don't know how many episodes. Dropped it. Jack came on board, picked it up again, dropped it for three years.


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[Assistant] Uhm, yeah. Jack did probably, I don't know, four, five.


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[Assistant] Why not? Well listen, we did the first one, which came out already, and the second one, uhm, we're working on now. And, uh, yeaah, he's doing a great job so far. Yeaah. Nice. So, uh, I think he's gonna need at least another one, Absuro.


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[Assistant] I was talking to Anthony at lunch today, and he's like, eh, well, it could be fun. You know, it's different. Maybe the guys will be like, nope. Nope, they're gonna hate it.


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[Assistant] Well, I was surprised by how fast you were. So your little tiny legs get going pretty quick.


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[Assistant] I'll eat steak! Eh, we were eating pumpkin bread to start with. Right, I didn't know, I really didn't know. I don't cook that anymore.


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[Assistant] Oh, that's the worst. When someone wakes you up like an hour before, I'd rather be called right in the middle of the night than an hour before I get up.


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[Assistant] I keep getting lost. I can't tell where I'm at in that place. Maybe we, maybe people could help us. You know, people like to help us. We could do that. What I would do if we were going to spend a lot of time in there is probably build a lot of structures to help me keep track of where I'm at.


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[Assistant] Just a little post. That's a good idea. Yeah. Just something I can look at and go, okay, that's not just a mushroom and some rocks. That's a place that I recognize.


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[Assistant] Google? To me it's like talking about the weather sometimes.


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[Assistant] It was supposed to rain all last weekend. We went to Myrtle Beach. My mom was in town. And, uh, Astechia and Anthony joined us. And then, uhm, it didn't rain. It didn't rain a bit. Not a one. You guys had a good time. Yeaah. That's nice.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm wanting to go to Myrtle Beach. Myrtle Beach isn't really like a destination for people that live in Wilmington.


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[Assistant] We have a beach too. It's a little more touristy than our beach. It's got more like, uh, Wonderworks, Ripley's believe it or not. It's also got more trash. People call it, uhm, what do people call it? I don't know, but I think


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[Assistant] I didn't see anything topless, but uhm, the first night we were there, we went to a restaurant next to our hotel, and uhm, we're walking into it, and Anthony goes, this place is called Rip Titties? And we're like,


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[Assistant] That place is pretty cool. I think it used to be a hotel and they gutted it and just turned it into a restaurant on one floor and a bar on the top floor. Huge. Oh really? Okay.


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[Assistant] Cause it was, I think it was like, around.


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[Assistant] When he got married, right? Like it was gonna be the guys wanted to give him like a bachelor party or something? Oh, I have no idea. Anyway, he said the girls there looked like they were-


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[Assistant] Yeah, Akihime, he looked like a freakin', what do you call it, things that turn into butterflies? Uh, Cocoon? Yeah.


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[Assistant] And it's like, I mean he's just sleeping in this 100 degree room, wrapped up.


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[Assistant] Like crazy. He's wrapped up and it's 100 degrees? Yuck. You know me. I'm always cold. Right. Good cat.


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[Assistant] He did that to me on the way to, where'd we go? Pax, uh, Pax East? I was his roommate there, same thing. But you said it was hot. He said he turned it up.


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[Assistant] I was burning up, he was wrapped up, I mean he was unconscious, he was-


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[Assistant] Well he went to sleep, probably drunk, and cold. It's like I'll turn the thermometer all the way up and I'll go to sleep.


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[Assistant] On the way to Boston, we went to Pax East and I was his roommate. I'm like, hey, this is too hot. And he's like, nah, I think it's good. And I'm sitting right beside the like window unit that's just blowing, you know, heater air at me. Other than that, he's a great roommate.


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[Assistant] Ah, let's see. It was an action-packed weekend. Highlights. Oh, I did my first, my very first escape room.


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[Assistant] I thought yea, be fun, be thirsty, whatever. No, I really liked it. I want to do more.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it was kinda like spooky, creepy, uh. Zombie outbreak was a theme. Zombie dungeon.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, no the puzzles, most of the puzzles to figure out were fun. There was one dumb one. The one where you had to do the colors.


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[Assistant] Nope, we had a radio, and he didn't talk. That was so frustrating to me.


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[Assistant] I agree. Yeah. Yeah, our guy, he only spoke to us if we radioed him and said, hey, is this, because once we were like, is there a chance these lights aren't working? Right. Cause there was, we were pushing buttons and certain lights weren't coming on. And he's like, yeah, that's possible. So we're like, all right, it's probably right. It's just some of these lights aren't working.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well, ours was, well, probably them not resetting everything, but ours was a 30 minute escape room. We did it in 15 because we're super smart.


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[Assistant] Damn. We could've said, hey, we're running through again, we're gonna speedrun it. Who's we now? Me, uh, Astechia, Anthony, my mom. How big's the room? Small.


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[Assistant] So did Dralis do the worst out of all of you? No.


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[Assistant] It is very much easy. It's great. I welcome that. We need more of that in our life. Well, yeah. Okay, yeah.


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[Assistant] They don't trust anybody there. No, that remind, was it Nate, might have been Nate Bragazzi, I don't know. It was some comedian and they're like, uh,


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[Assistant] I don't have a whole flock of lorikeets just woom, woom, woom right by your head, which I loved. Cause they're beautiful. Oh yeaah. And they're cute.


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[Assistant] Australian Crows. I'll befriend you. They'll, uh, become your, join your squad. Squad up.


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[Assistant] It tastes, yeaah, it's like a Cheeto with chicken flavor. Instead of cheddar or whatever.


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[Assistant] I used to hand out like, Chick-fil-A cards. It'd be like a free chicken sandwich. Like there. Chicken sandwich.


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[Assistant] And then the following week, they wanted to comp our dinner because they got a lot of business. So thank you.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well Ben was with us. That's right. Was not technically part of the group. Oh yeah? And we were going to keep our mouths shut. But Aztec-ya was like, he's not, he's not one of us. What is wrong with you?


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[Assistant] You just try it. We got a bar restaurant here downtown, Hell's Kitchen. That was I think a big part of Dawson's Creek.


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[Assistant] Yes, it was. Dawson's Creek. Yeah. So a lot of fans from Dawson's Creek come to town and wanna go there. I didn't know. It's a cool bar and restaurant too, so. Yeah, and I used to watch it.


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[Assistant] Well they didn't put much thought in the pictures they hung up. No. I feel like, cause it'll just be like a guy in the backyard with a plate of scallops or something. Yeah.


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[Assistant] We have a lot of history there, cause, uh, Dralis used to live above the Calico room, and we used to write Dralis and Associates there, and many times we would end up down there having beers after or before or whenever. Bobby owned that too, right? Yea, we probably have plaques on the wall.


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[Assistant] You would think, so if we don't, uhm. We want our money back? Yeah.


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[Assistant] We went to, uhm, a bar. Everything was called Duffy's. Me and, uhm, Anthony. And then there's a place beside it. What was it called? The Bowery?


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[Assistant] That's where like, I guess Alabama, you know the band Alabama, not the state. Right. Uh, they used to play there all the time back in the day, either when they were getting started or who knows. Okay. Maybe when they were big. But uh, we went there for a drink one night. We went back the second night and it was too crowded.


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[Assistant] But they were smoking in there. Yeaah. I like walked in, I'm like, man there's still some, is this like a South Carolina thing? Or... Cigarettes? Really? Yeaah. Full of smoke!


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[Assistant] Yeah, maybe so, could be. Anyway, anyway, like when I was in high school, I used to bust tables and you could smoke in like every restaurant back then. Right. And man, I used to hate that. Come out from work, just clothes stink, your hair stinks, just, ugh.


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[Assistant] If you're not a smoker, man, you hate it.


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[Assistant] Smoking section. Maybe that was Duffy's. Maybe the Bowery is the...


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[Assistant] Yeah, now I went to, I think I might have told you this story, but I was in an airport. Was it Miami? Might have been Miami. There was like a TJL Fridays or something in the airport.


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[Assistant] And you could smoke in there. Inside the airport. It was glassed, walled off. Right. But above it was open air. There was a roof. It was almost like there was like a, a little area that you go through a door and you're outside but you're enclosed by the building. Yeah. And I thought, that's great.


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[Assistant] Refrigerators that have been off for a while have a distinct smell too, don't they?


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[Assistant] Vegas looks cool though because they, uh, they put a lot of time and money into their designs.


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[Assistant] They put all the money up front, huh? Liquor stores just got LEDs in the windows.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Around the Biltmore? Yeah, Asheville, around Biltmore. They have like a stone and timber kind of look, which looks really great. Yeah, McDonald's. Yeah. But I mean, that's awesome when you're, you know, visiting a town that looks that way. If you're just buying a piece of property and you want to do what you want with it, that's not for you. But. No. It does look good sometimes.


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[Assistant] American goods direct to Charlotte, they can be 300 bucks sometimes.


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[Assistant] That's the only argument you need, I don't know why that's crazy. Alright.


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[Assistant] Alright. That sounds awesome. Yeah. Well hey, come with me. Let's do it. You gotta go to Zion. It's the best one. Zion, okay. We'll hit Zion.


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[Assistant] Grand Canyon, man, it's okay. Grand Canyon's nice, I've been there, but it, you know. To me it's not the best.


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[Assistant] And this was a while back they built this bridge. I was there in like, 97. When it opened. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I don't even know if it's... What you're explaining sounds similar to whenever I look at a tall building. Okay.


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[Assistant] When we were in Myrtle Beach, they got the slingshot ride, where they, you know, slingshot ride, you jump in there and you bounce up. And, uh, Mom didn't want to ride that one.


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[Assistant] But we were watching people, because we were on the giant Ferris wheel, and it's not far from the slingshot ride, and we're watching these two people go up, and I'm like, man, that guy on the left, his legs are still. He's not moving a bit. He's like, rigid.


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[Assistant] And then after a minute I'm like, there's no way that's a person. Look at the other guy's legs. They're dangling around like people legs.


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[Assistant] And these legs are just, ding, just locked in. So we keep watching them from the fair as well. Right. And uhm, one of those real big ones, like the London Eye kind of thing. And then they start bringing the guy out, pull off the belts, he gets out, and then someone grabs the- Dummy. A dummy, and sets it aside. It's for the weight, yeaah. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] I thought there should be choices. Like, hey, I wanna go with Elvis, or... Yeah, that'd be great! Yeah. Oh, we're gonna have fun, baby.


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[Assistant] People pass out real easy. And others don't. Yep. Some people, you ever see people that just hit their head a little bit and they're out?


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[Assistant] Like just, just a little knock and boom they're sleeping. I have the opposite of that. My head is made of stone. Like...


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[Assistant] One day I was just a kid running around jumping and like I'm just gonna jump up on this stack of tables and there was a metal bar right above my head and I hit that thing like full, full speed and I hit that and I'm like, one, I don't know, my neck's not broken and two, I don't know how I'm still


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[Assistant] Conscious right now. And did it, did it hurt? Are you, are you super hero? Yeah. Okay. It hurt like crazy. Okay.


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[Assistant] Okay. Cause yeaah, I assume you just wouldn't have any recollection of that time. Yourself.


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[Assistant] Those pry bars though, I had an accident with those pry bars that you had, Simon. Yeaah. Where I was trying to dig up some, uh, I think it was Bird's Paradise or something. I was working in this house. It was actually in Australia. And uhm, I'm prying all the roots. The roots go deep, man.


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[Assistant] And I'm on the edge of a retaining wall that's probably, I don't know, nine feet tall. And the root snaps. And I think I'm going over this wall, so I'm like just throwing my body in some direction that's not over the wall. And my shin hits that bar that's wedged in the ground and just slides down it from my ankle to my knee. And that was ugly.


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[Assistant] But man, let me tell you, this free healthcare they got in Australia is the bomb, man. I walked in with a bloody leg and they were like, come on back.


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[Assistant] Some things, some things when you hear it, you don't, it makes you, you probably feel it in your ding dong over there.


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[Assistant] When? When are we playing Sons of the Forest? We've been seeing a lot of comments. Lots. Lots and lots of comments. Understandably. The Sons of the Forest is out.


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[Assistant] When are you guys gonna play it? Uhm, the answer is when they probably patch a few things in. And one of them, Big, that you just, uh, I just learned about from- I've talked to some people that have played the gr- played the game start to finish, and the game's not finished quite yet.


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[Assistant] So I don't wanna really start it on this channel until we know the game's finished.


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[Assistant] That's tru- that is true. Originally I thought, uhm, it's like, oh, when Suns of the Forest comes out, I'll be able to jump on that. Uh, we should be dead in the long dark by then. Neebs and I are, uh, we're still alive somehow.


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[Assistant] There's at least one more episode next week, so. So you're caught up, is that it? Like, so there- No, you know what? That's another thing I need to talk about. Uhm, the long dart will probably be...


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[Assistant] Um, every other week now, because I did catch up to myself. I was doing really good about putting them out every week. Um, but I've caught up to myself. And so now I say, okay, I need two weeks to work on it. I could probably get it done if I have like two, if a good, we have a good recording session and I have two episodes and one.


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[Assistant] And I have both weekends free, I could probably get it done, but more than likely, it's gonna be every other week.


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[Assistant] Oh yea, no, I love doing the series. It's been a lot of fun. It's gonna be a pretty badass supercut too. We'll be able to follow that from start to finish.


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[Assistant] You know, it's similar when you play the game. It's like you, you start to get familiar with places. Um, you know, those little, you have these little bases and they become your home and you got your stuff everywhere. But then you start seeing your stuff dwindle. And then you're just like, God, I gotta go. I only have three days worth of food.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I love it. I love the game. It's, it's slow pace, but man, it's like when shit goes down, it really goes down. It's meaningful.


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[Assistant] So, you hadn't played it yet. Sums of the Forest. Yeah, so, I mean, from what I've played, I haven't played much. I love, uh, the favorite thing is Kelvin. Kelvin. Having that little AI companion, because we played it on the stream for like, what, three hours, and I've played it a little bit on the side. Yeah. But, I mean, I haven't played it much. I've been into the caves once or twice. Scary as hell, as always.


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[Assistant] Sure. Yeah, the exploration is solid, solid exploration and grounded. Enough of the spiders, dammit. I love the spiders. Hey man, we're better. We'll get better, we'll get better.


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[Assistant] Oh man, episode one was immediate, like, these things are dangerous, these things are dangerous, we shouldn't go near them, because my god, there's no way we, any of us could survive these things. We still react that way though, they suck balls.


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[Assistant] It used to be, you know, that's one thing they patched in. It used to be even further.


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[Assistant] Mouthful. On my front porch the other night, I saw the biggest damn brown spider. You know those little brown spiders we got everywhere around here? Like, you're talking a wolf spider. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that would be aw- yeah, anyhow, I could see you doing that, dealing with the bugs.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they're pretty tiny. Yeah, they're just so tiny, they just bug the hell out of you.


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[Assistant] I think, uh, well, my grandfather used to call him Dog Peter Nats.


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[Assistant] They're my dick gnats. Same ones. Peter gnats. Peter gnats. Yea, I'm not Peter gnats.


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[Assistant] They're on the ca- well, no, there was, uhm, yeaah, we had cannibals after us.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we saw her, um, and she would just run off into the woods. I think the way that works is as long as you don't hit her or do anything violent, she'll eventually warm up to you.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I started playing this game, I'm going off on a tangent here, but uhm, I was on Reddit the other day and just...


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[Assistant] The gaming subreddit mentioned like, there's this guy making this space game solo and it's really damn good. Okay.


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[Assistant] But there's a lot of amazing systems in here and I've been playing it, I've probably played it for a few hours and I really like the concept of the game.


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[Assistant] Space game set in this galaxy, and you're, uh, you know, you're an Earthling, a human being, and the game is about...


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[Assistant] Like, Earthlings or humans just scattered to the wind in all different ways. Yeah. And then, so this whole galaxy is, you know, controlled by alien factions or whatever. And then you slowly like take over this galaxy.


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[Assistant] We aren't. Damn Earthlings. But you can choose which way, you can be like a dictator, you can be, it's kind of got that RPG element to it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and what he's doing, yeah, by himself is really damn impressive.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I can click on it and tell you. So I guess it was released February 17th, 2023. Okay. So that's not too long ago. That's fuckin' really new. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so it's like, oh, I can get a model of a spaceship and I can alter it a little bit, you know. Fair enough. Still crazy. Program it like, oh, we'll go with this whole galaxy. Haven't even been. His brain just puts all this together like, that's easy.


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[Assistant] Hell of an accomplishment. They've done a great job. I mean, it's core. I mean, yeah. And then we obviously, we played the survival version of it. Yeah. Which is cool.


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[Assistant] So they had a good foundation for sure. I'm excited about, you know, I guess I'm on a space kick, but that Starfield coming up. I've been hearing a lot about that too. Yeah, Bethesda. So, you know, these guys did Skyrim and Fallout. So big studio and now they're, uh, they're doing a spacey game.


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[Assistant] Build your own spaceship, find some space hookers.


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[Assistant] Yeah. No, it's not multiplayer. It is a solo, hanging out at my house, putting my headphones on, everybody leaving me the fuck alone. I'm going to get naked and play Starfield.


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[Assistant] What's he in for? Hot sauce thievery. Hot sauce. Well, hot sauce caper.


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[Assistant] Nice. Yeaah. Yeaah. Yeaah. I'm ready for a trip. I got out of town, went to Morehead City this weekend. Okay. Saw my parents.


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[Assistant] Lazed about for a day. God, I was ready for that. Just a day of not doing shit. And great weather. We had great weather.


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[Assistant] It was windy, like uhm, yeaah, one night the winds got up. Oh, the 40 miles an hour.


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[Assistant] It's like he's a loot goblin through and through. I got half of it, but you know, he has all of it.


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[Assistant] I mean, he's got that element to it. I mean, I feel like all of those games, all of these survival games are very grindy, especially at the beginning.


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[Assistant] They gotta, just from the demo, it's a solid foundation. You can see where it could go. It's a solid foundation for a survival-esque game. I'm with you. I'm with you. So yea, I'm like yea, I'm in.


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[Assistant] Yeah, go further, collect more resources. Damn right. Happy end.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I would say, yeah, uh, cause we were looking at that game to possibly do a series in, but like, there's no story, there's not a lot to it other than just run around and survive. Give five years gonna be money. Might be. Who knows? Let me show you guys this. I ran into this video the other day. This video is a year old. Okay. But just this in and of itself made me go, whoa. Oh.


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[Assistant] Yeah, or it's like, okay, they're giving Alexa a face, even though this isn't Alexa, it's like Amaco, whatever.


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, the eyes, the eyes are approaching that uncanny valley where it's like, oh my god, is this thing thinking?


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[Assistant] Of that. Of that movie, yea. But I see this and I'm also like, is this CG?


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[Assistant] You got a good argument there. Yeah. Man, if I got a sex robot, it would probably leave me.


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[Assistant] Now, now you can just title this episode Sex Robots.


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[Assistant] I tell ya, just seeing this AI stuff pop up more and more. Oh, for sure. It's so, like, I'm intrigued and...


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[Assistant] You're like, you're fearful of the technology because, you know, you immediately think, how are people going to use this to manipulate others?


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[Assistant] Not the manipulation, but the technology. I forgot the name of the channel. There's a guy that's been doing like Obama, Trump, and Biden on comms, like talking about video games. And the script is really, the script's really good.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but yeah, it's like they're raiding Zelda games.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I played around with mid-journey because we made those dumb images of like, oh, let's try to make our art characters in mid-journey. Damn, they're gorgeous. Yeah, they're funny as hell. They look amazing. And weird as shit, yeah.


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[Assistant] I'm just wondering, yea, when does it hit that point where they develop one so damn good that it's like, oh my god, this is a thinking thing. And is it really thinking or is it just mimicking thinking?


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[Assistant] Wow. He kept going like AI, you know, hey, what's 2 plus 2? The AI was like 4. He's like, no, that's the wrong answer. You're giving me the wrong answer. And kept fighting with it until the AI just was like, okay. Okay. 2 plus 2 equals 5.


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[Assistant] I know a lot of people using the tag, like, you know, websites for QA, you know, or you want to talk to somebody, you know, a company that saves them so much time of like, oh, let's just teach this robot everything about the company. Right. And then let it fucking let a robot answer it and do all the work. Screw talking to a person. No shit.


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[Assistant] Is it pay for chat gpd? Not this. Okay, yeaah. I know mid journey you can generate 20 images and after that you gotta start paying.


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[Assistant] Can you convince it that a hot dog is a sandwich?


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Yes. Be a robo-therapist. Yeaah. So, that's it. Oh boy. Yeaah, you're wondering like what jobs are the robots gonna take? So many. So many, yeaah, so many. Oh boy.


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[Assistant] It's gonna be great. We're gonna have our VR goggles in the metaverse.


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[Assistant] In the, in the promo that we, cause it was also like, that was kinda awkward to record too, cause it's like,


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[Assistant] And this whole thing is kind of a little bit weird, but then it would, like we said there, it'd be weirder if we didn't do it, because we were always going to do all the characters. Right. Yeah. You know, and it is, I mean, it's shocking that this wasn't already out, like honestly, last year is kind of, but we've obviously been doing other things. So, but yeah, I'm just, I'm happy it's out.


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[Assistant] But really that you two needs to start working on voice cause now I just, I'm just imagining one of those flat round batteries in there and you hit pressing the button and hearing him say you're nobody. Yeah. Or you just, when you walk by it.


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[Assistant] Oh, that'd be nice too. A little, uh, motion activated. A little motion, yeah. That'd be fun. That'd be alright. And terrifying.


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[Assistant] So it's so, it's officially not too soon, it's too late.


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[Assistant] There you go. That might be a good, cause, really, it's definitely just too late. Makes you think, doesn't it? Yeaah. I know, thicc.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, it's weird to say, it's even weird to say, it's like how thick would be proud!


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[Assistant] Listen, real soon, you're gonna get a better version of me.


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[Assistant] Right, and then someone that you don't have, when rolling stops, you don't have to interact with them at all. It'd be really nice, wouldn't it?


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[Assistant] It actually sounds like me. That's scary. And make me laugh with my wit.


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[Assistant] Cause we're copying, cause they're, they're going to be copying real conversations. They're going to somehow realize, oh, you know what? These, they have 10 hesitations, an average of 10 hesitations every 60 seconds, varying from 0.3 seconds to 1.2 seconds. So let's ba ba ba ba ba, slice it up and then we'll change the variation every two minutes.


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[Assistant] Oh, forget about it. Oh, if we end, if we had Dora, see we're gonna wait, so this'll be the, this'll be the...


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[Assistant] The secondary title, I guess, and it's a tease for next podcast.


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[Assistant] Cause Dora's birthday. Yep. He's not here now, but. We're not going to talk about the birthday this week. Exactly. Yeah. But there's a, there's definitely a birthday, you know, I don't know, surprise if you will. Yep.


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[Assistant] Exactly, so we'll see, we'll talk to him next time. I miss him. Alrighty, it's kinda weird.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't know why. He's always on- I think he's got your back all the time. He's always on my side. Yeah. He's got my back. No, I- you know what? He's- he's-


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[Assistant] Right. He's less, less, bro, cause he, he knows he sees the shell of a man than I am. Right. And he's a fuck up too. Two, I love that. I love that. See? I love both of you, my god. He's, uh, he is much less judgmental.


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[Assistant] That made it no better. No, it was more insulting. But the thing is, yeaah, I've come to accept that I am what I am for many reasons, and at some point or another you may or may not come to understand why. But that's okay.


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[Assistant] Give him faith that, oh look, he can do something.


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[Assistant] Halfway decent. I've heard this before and it was an insult then and now it's gonna be an insult again. I don't know. For me, I think it sounds pretty good. Of course, cause you think, hey listen, hey, look at this little


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[Assistant] This little baby boy over here that's not really so bright. Look, he can do something. Look, he colored the stuff in, in between the lines.


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[Assistant] I didn't get, I didn't get into this to try to be gay, you know, a gamer, but I, it did turn into entertainment. So I get that. I can laugh at myself. But the frustration.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, the frustration is real often times. This job has given me an excuse to be able to let my emotions just go where normally you don't have to like, when you're at work or when you're doing things, you're not


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[Assistant] So I can literally just go, and especially since you guys are like family, so it's like I can act, some, most of us act the worst.


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[Assistant] So yeah, and that's why, I mean, I'm trying to figure out a way to get the government to somehow pay me on disability somewhat, something close that I make here so that I could just have an excuse to stop because of mental, because this is fucking me up mentally, you know what I'm saying? And it's like, it's really, it's not good.


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[Assistant] It looks like it was gonna be really good. It looks like it's gonna be.


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[Assistant] The sign got swapped out. No? Okay, Zico is that picture of this, the guy that has a barbershop on Carolina Beach.


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[Assistant] If you saw the picture, you'd be like, this guy is a... He looks like the Zohan.


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[Assistant] And I guarantee you Zico is still there. I'm gonna take a special trip down there. It's like 30 miles away from here. I'm just gonna go see if I can find this dead raccoon. Before dinner. Sounds great.


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[Assistant] No, and you know what, man, listen, rocket money is our sponsor this week and Amazon, like one of the things that


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[Assistant] Thank you to our sponsor Rocket Money. And when I hear Rocket Money, I think saving money. Because they saved me money twice on subscriptions I did not want anymore. And I didn't even know I still had them. And I love saving money. And that's just what they do.


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[Assistant] They're a personal finance app that monitors your spending and helps you lower your bills and they easily find any and all of your subscriptions for you.


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[Assistant] Try it free for 30 days is an easy way for you to get a subscription and then completely forget about it. And for any of those monthly money suckers you don't want to pay for anymore, just hit cancel and Rocket Money will cancel it for you. It's that.


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[Assistant] Easy. Do yourself a favor and stop throwing your money away. Cancel unwanted subscriptions and manage your expenses the easy way by going to rocketmoney.com slash Neebs.


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[Assistant] That's RocketMoney.com slash Neebs. RocketMoney.com slash Neebs.


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[Assistant] They're nicer there than maybe other places.


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[Assistant] Come at me. Apparently if you can do a good drive thru, that's all the qualification you need to run the government. Cause essentially, that's one of their most impressive qualities. Just the organization is absurd.


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[Assistant] You should be able to sign up for something like, hey man, yeaah, this is the version of it. I'm gonna pay more, I'm gonna put more down. Right. Just like you would on a lease. You walk away with nothing at the end of the lease. If things kinda get fucked up, you pay a little penalty, but that's okay. Right.


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[Assistant] Well, you're gonna have to, if, if, well, I would just think it would cost you money, everything costs you money these days.


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[Assistant] To wait for them to make money. If it costs like 1500 bucks when I get married, but like I can get out of it easier and be guaranteed to lose less money at the end of that relationship, I will gladly pay the government money.


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[Assistant] The fact is, it's bullshit. Let's face it, the government is, uh, corrupt. I've said it. We're all just getting scammed. You know, we're getting taxed after the shit that they're taxing us on is really fucking bullshit when it comes down to it. So let's just play nice with the mafia and make things easier for me when I need to get a divorce. There you go.


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[Assistant] Well yea, alright, well, you know what, let's fuck the DMV now, let's talk about games. What are you guys playing or looking forward to? Ooh, I've been playing Resident Evil 4 and it's so good. That is important and that is relevant to what we do here.


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[Assistant] Resident Evil 4, why is it so good? It's a remake of a beloved game, right?


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[Assistant] And if it was me, oh, I'd run out. Cause I'd be pointing at everything, shooting at the walls, nothing.


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[Assistant] And you get like, I don't know, nervous like you did back then when you first played the game, when the monster came out, did that kind of freak you out or was it always just like, oh look, there it is.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I was thinking about playing, uh, a game called Meme Hunter, which looked halfway decent and it was 99 cent game and I think if, uh, you know, I, I'm going to attempt to play it. It's probably only going to take 15 minutes or I'm assuming 15 to 20 minutes to finish it and just throw it on the dumpster as well.


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[Assistant] But yea, meme hunters, uh, I guess there's one big boss at the end and it's like, I guess they use images of memes, uh, that take over, like, so there's like many bosses that you go through, like there's, you know, like a, I guess a well-known cat meme is like, you know, the, one of the bosses that you have to kill. And, uh, you know, there's, uh, like an Among Us.


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[Assistant] Alright. And, uh, and then you have to find pieces of a puzzle to then go to the big boss fight. And then after you do that, it's over.


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[Assistant] Okay, so it's like a just short dumb game, okay. Yeah, normally like a four dollar game is on sale for 99 cents. I said I'm getting that in.


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[Assistant] Good deal. Because I saw the potential for a good thumbnail. So I was like, hmm, good thumbnail, this might work. There you go. You know, and me shooting stuff is stupid.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it looks like a big tugboat. Uhm, and the art style is interesting. That reminds me of another game that I saw. Shit, I don't know, I could probably find it pretty easily, but it was a...


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[Assistant] It was a submarine game and it looked really cool and it was like the side view of the submarine was very similar to-


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[Assistant] I haven't played it. It just, it looks neat. Oh, and that-


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[Assistant] What I was trying to think of with that, would you call the game Baron Trauma?


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[Assistant] It just, it just came out. I wanna say it had like 40,000 positive reviews.


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[Assistant] Oh, that's what it was. Cause I want to say it was maybe like, maybe only out for a month and I saw the reviews were overwhelmingly good and there was a shit ton of them. So it didn't make sense. So you said that was called Drudge?


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[Assistant] Let's see what it's like to actually play the game the right way. Don't have the find a home card. Don't have the cards that I shouldn't have. It's only like three houses to choose from.


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[Assistant] Man, Family Feud would be so much fun and for years we've talked about it, but I can't


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I remember that. And that was fun. Vaguely. I don't know, maybe we should just do the online version.


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[Assistant] That would be, you would think that that would do well. What would the teams be?


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[Assistant] We have accounts, then it's something we've always said that we should do. I always thought it'd be a lot of fun. I don't know what the teams would be.


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[Assistant] Nooo, man, I'm not gonna be the expert on anybody. It's gonna be most people will be like, what? You don't know that? They'll be like, oh, fuck it, no. Oh, man. Well, the rest of us will be experts. Oh, man, I started playing, see, Dorr's not here, but I started playing in Dart League, or not Dart League, Axe League.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and it was fun. I, I bought after I was done throwing, I used one of their house axes, you know, like one of the cheapest ones they got, which is what I like. Then I bought it from them.


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[Assistant] I'm like, I want, I want, I want to make sure I continue to throw at this axe. You bought the house axe. I bought the house axe for 15 bucks. Wow. And I'm like, it's not a good axe, but I'm like, I liked it. It didn't fit in for me. Yeah. Cause I don't want to be like, Oh, I didn't have the, cause you know.


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[Assistant] And they're all the good ones are always going for the blue dots whether or not they need to or not. It's like they, because they're trying to get this high score. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] It's not about whether or not you need it. It's like, okay, I get two shots every game, so I call out when I'm doing it. The guy I played did it first. He goes over the first shot. You get no points if you don't do any first shot. He goes for the fucking thing and gets it. And I'm like, nice shot. You know, he's like, my goal is to get 50.


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[Assistant] And, uh, long story short, I ended up doing good and I ended up beating him. Because he ended up, you know, he had a drop and then missed and then he's talking to me like, Oh, I guess I got to chase you. And then he kept on chasing me, but it was just, it was.


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[Assistant] It was fun. I got like a, I don't know, got excited to compete.


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[Assistant] That do. But no, but that was, uh, that was definitely a lot of fun.


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[Assistant] See the thing is, we just need, the same reason why we haven't done an Among Us video, at least I haven't. Cause other things would need to be done or it's not just super easy. We need to have the GoPros like two of them ready. With straps and everything. It's just simple. Otherwise, we're never gonna do it.


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[Assistant] Anthony says it's easy, Simon. Well, yeaah, no, it is easy because we're not gonna get, point being is we're not gonna get the loves.


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[Assistant] So yeah, the lav mics. Yeah. So we're, so we can do that easily if we don't do the lavs. Okay. So, I guess that'll, but it's still not easy because then we still have to get four people arranged with oculuses. Yeah, well, thanks.


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, how about just yours? Or like, not mine, just yours or anyone else's. Okay. That'd be cool. All right. I don't want to go through the footage either. I want somebody else to go through the footage and then show me what they think is entertaining and then probably judge it and say this was shit.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that was the GoPro thing, original, right?


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[Assistant] I mean, is there a way, there is a way, I still want to find a way for people, like I'll sleep in front of people and do whatever, really.


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[Assistant] If I could just like, if Azteca wanted to just take time to commit to figuring out a way for me to make money off of me sleeping on camera, I'd be happy to give you a healthy percentage.


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[Assistant] Guess what? You can have a percentage of it. Let's get this rolling.


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[Assistant] Or we can, you know, make it, uh, get an OnlyFans account for Neve's Gaming. That's fine too.


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[Assistant] Okay, but we're not giving this shit away in the dumpster. We're not giving this shit away in the dumpster. No? No, no, no. You watch me sleep, that's a premium. Yeah, that's true. This is high dollar shit, man.


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[Assistant] Did he just fart with sound? It's extra. You can hear me fart in my sleep.


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[Assistant] I was that guy who had the dog in the shopping cart in Walmart, like I put my jacket inside the top part where you'd put like a child and I laid Poppy in there because it was easier for me to just take the dog with me to go get water because I needed to get gallons of water than to bring her home and


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[Assistant] Leave her in a room, so I'm that guy, like, I'm bringing the dog fucking everywhere.


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[Assistant] Alright, well, we'll see. We'll see how that works.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, no, I get- I get that, but I'm just- I- I don't wanna take care of big one, I love big dogs.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and, and it sounds crazy because of course, that's you. I get it. Like you could do, you could train a big dog and a little dog to do the same thing.


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[Assistant] She's timid in new environments and terrified by everything are vastly different things. But the last time she came back here.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but she's still a little bit, she's definitely apprehensive still here, but that's cool.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm not saying that, I'm not saying that they wouldn't be nice to cuddle with, I'm saying that they're bigger like Poppy. Actually Poppy's a big pan in the ass.


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[Assistant] Uh, in the bed, cause she wants to be right on ya, and often times I'm tossing and turning, so then I have to pick a mover, do whatever, so, and then she just comes up right up against you again too, but a big dog would be harder.


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[Assistant] I'll say for us, uh, both, I'll do the seven days series is probably one of my, my overall favorite series, if not top two. Okay. And, uh, one of my favorite shows is also 30 rock.


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[Assistant] One of my favorite foods, as simple as it is, is ravioli. So, one of my favorites.


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[Assistant] Right. Taken wings are great. See, you're not answering these. It's weird that you're not.


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[Assistant] Were you breastfed? Oh, you know what? I don't remember. No, you don't remember, but you never asked. Thank God I don't remember. Yeah, no, I was not breastfed. You had to be. They didn't have breast formula when you were a kid. No, no, no. Listen, that's when they were pushing it for real.


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[Assistant] I always, I always thought his music was, was great.


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[Assistant] Well thanks for the, uh, letter, Mika. Here's to you. And cheers to everyone out there, because, uh, without you...


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[Assistant] We would be talking to ourselves. We would be. And recording it, which would be weird and a waste of time. And we'd be on, uh, public access.


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[Assistant] Okay well I like talking but recording for nobody to listen, I won't do it.


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[Assistant] What a weird thing to do for a band.


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[Assistant] Damn, they got him a job with Queen. That's not a bad gig, what do you do?


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[Assistant] Yeah, and I'm like, I can't get to my room.


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[Assistant] It's like, I'm trying to get to the 19th floor, and then Niebs was like, wait, I thought you were on the 30th. And I was like, hey, you're right, I was on the 30th. Just hop on a Niebs Airlines. And then still couldn't get, got in the elevator, still couldn't, like it stopped after 20.


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[Assistant] It was also the rush of like, yeaah, cause I told you guys I would come pick you up. Yeaah, we already had our luggage.


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[Assistant] I don't know, I don't know what was going on, but I had to get back to you guys.


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[Assistant] Alright, camera. I'm gonna start rolling on video. Boom.


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[Assistant] We'll get Simon. Boom. So here's your sink. Give me, give me a clap. Boom. That's how professionals do it. All right.


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[Assistant] Nice. Isn't he? It makes me wonder, like, I have no idea what kind of work goes into something like this. Lifeguard Steve!


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[Assistant] That one's awesome. I mean, this is just like, you know, you went to any Florida store and you bought a Gator. Any dollar store. Yeah, he just painted it. But it's still, it's amazing. Yeah, for sure. Same way. Was this a Tina Rex? I don't remember this.


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[Assistant] I hope so. Hasn't come out yet for us. Yea, we don't know what they think.


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[Assistant] Yeah, okay. If you're looking for something to get killed by. They're killing you most of the time? He's afraid of rabbits.


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[Assistant] We're gonna need a new fridge. Yes, that's next on the list.


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[Assistant] Well someone had it and they were gonna


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[Assistant] Jeez, man, what a weekend. Where do we start? Oh, I don't know. I think it started for Dora and I. Yeah, and Daniel. And Daniel on Friday. You guys are insane. Night.


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[Assistant] Man, you could have told me that 8 people were gonna show up or 10 people and I'd be like, okay, but I don't know man, there was probably about, it seemed like 60 people or something.


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[Assistant] But that's why I thought maybe Azteca 3, uh, anyway.


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[Assistant] It tastes like a cheeseburger. You love plain food. I can't believe you are getting snobby with the Australian.


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[Assistant] That's a good question, I... Oh, uh, well, Tim, cause the first night...


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[Assistant] So, we're at the next day. Yeaah, which is the Saturday the event.


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[Assistant] And at this point, I'm on stage. You already told me that pizza's taken way too long, but I've already gotten pizza at a different place and I'm already done eating my pizza by that time.


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[Assistant] That's ridiculous. But I was bringing that up because when I was backstage when he kind of came in running, I forgot, I forgot all about the fact that we have a countdown. I'm not realizing it's, you know, one minute past when we should have started. We started one minute past.


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[Assistant] Yes, you should. You should be a lot better. So, so we're literally at the beginning of the show. The first fuck up is curtains opened five seconds earlier. But it's, but it's fun to say only because really the very beginning was like, so I let the cat out of the bag.


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[Assistant] Cause honestly, the fact that the first like, I think five or ten minutes of the show was a complete like, like cluster with technical issues. Like some guy in the front right away just said, this is so perfect. He's like, this is the most perfect way it ever could have started. And he was like, yes.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, you know, I had a pink shirt, and it was a little bit nicer, and I was gonna maybe wear a pair of pants, but the shirt was fucking just too tight. And I didn't try it on, I was just like, oh, this will work.


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[Assistant] Okay, stage monitor's gonna be giving me that audio, yes. That's fine then.


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[Assistant] So monitor, we definitely need monitors. One thing that we didn't say that was just kind of fun is whenever, you know, one of our teams, because Nibs and I were on a team.


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[Assistant] Okay, it made sense though. And when one of us won, you know, the best out of the competition for whatever game it was here, we would go and throw merch out there to our side. So it was a lot of fun. And that was great. We need to get, see the thing is though, we need to get a gun.


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[Assistant] Yes. But no, that was a lot of fun, a lot of pressure. I was so happy to see you, uh, crumble.


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[Assistant] I thought it worked wonderfully because eventually we ended up, they ended up working together really well and, you know, I started to learn the controls a little bit.


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[Assistant] I was actually against this idea. And, and then I was just like, all right, well, you know, I'll try it. We'll see what happens as long as there's some interaction with the, the fans, quote unquote, fans of, of mine, which I thought it was great because I got to talk shit to them. Yeah. And every time the fail was fun.


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[Assistant] Exactly, so to me it was a success because I didn't think it was going to be that funny for people.


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[Assistant] Let's see what started, how it started. So it started with, I believe Apster said, I gotta go.


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[Assistant] We didn't exactly. Oh, you guys were, you guys never left the stage. I thought you were outside for quite some time.


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[Assistant] Well, we could do, I mean, I think we could do a local one in three months from now, and then we could also be doing, uh, one that's somewhere else in four months.


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[Assistant] It's a business, obviously. There should be plenty of cities out there.


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[Assistant] That have several options of great responsive theaters. We just happen to have a really shitty experience with the


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[Assistant] Only fuckin', like, one of the only larger theaters around here, old one, that's, that's still in 1986. Like, with technology, with how they respond, they don't give a shit about anything. It was horrible to deal with. The answers are out there.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and you would think that, you know, if they're seatin' two to four hundred and it's a place that we would consider, they would at least have lighting that they had in this fuckin' place.


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[Assistant] Well, I stepped out to get a beverage and there was a oblong, large oblong circle-ish thing where people were dancing and I was getting probed.


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[Assistant] Oh, that would have been great. Now what I looked like was like, you know how I don't know how to run? Uh huh. I don't know how to dance. Like I can dance, I got good rhythm, but like with this kind of thing, like to try to do, I was trying to twerk.


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[Assistant] And we need volunteers to, uh, to help set up and do the breakdown at the end of the night. Well, we had that. Well, I know you had it. Do you want to do that at the end of the night? Do you like to? Or would you rather have someone else do that?


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[Assistant] It's so nice to be able to meet a lot of people that we've just known through the stream. You feel like you kind of know them because you read their comments every week. You know, it's like you're having these little conversations with each other. It's just great. It's good to put the name to the face.


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[Assistant] You know what we didn't talk about? What? I don't know when in the show this happened, but all of a sudden I look down at my phone, I feel the vibration of my phone, and I pick it up and fucking it's thick, and it was right in the perfect, you know, like break right in between stuff, and I just went like, hold on everyone, and I put it on speaker, I'm like, hey thick, and everyone just went fucking crazy.


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[Assistant] Everyone went crazy like six more times. You know, you hear Thicke just say a word or two and, you know, towards the end, he was, I don't know, I think they were all cheering and then when they, everyone quieted down, you could hear him finishing off saying something like, I'm Thicke 44, motherfucker. Yeah, yeah, he said motherfucker.


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[Assistant] I know. And that was the one that was worried and asking and then Neebs is saying like, oh, she's probably fine. And I'm like, yeah, but I didn't even get confirmation that, uh.


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[Assistant] Daniels. Actually, this is going backwards in time, but it kind of related to what you said earlier about people getting pissed off and not getting that D.


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[Assistant] You know, like, when they were fighting. Oh, right, yeaah, yeaah. You know, people in the street. One of my Ubers this weekend taking me home fucking was a woman who ended up explaining to me how she called her man. It's like, what would you do if I called you, you know, if I'm dating you and...


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[Assistant] And uh, you know, you know what he said to me? Would you say, he said, he said, I'm not going up for this. If you need that D that bad, you go out and get it somewhere else.


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[Assistant] I was trying to get home, and I ended up having a full on conversation about this woman and how her 8 year relationship-


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[Assistant] Oh no, it was about the previous night, because you know, she had a long night and then she told me why. Because you know what happened? You know what?


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[Assistant] No, but I was thinking that if I was like single and wanted to, it'd be very easy to be like, well you want some now?


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[Assistant] Oh, sure. No, it's nice. Yeah, we just watched the video IGN had like a little eight minute.


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[Assistant] Kind of a short preview on what to expect. Yeaah. Some new things got revealed that were surprising and fun and exciting. We saw quite a bit of gameplay in there. Yeaah. No, that was nice. Eh, yeaah, that's what you want. It's weird to, you know, a lot of trailers for new games, you don't get gameplay. No, they weren't. Like, all I see is CG Vin Diesel. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] No, there were deer in the first forest. Okay, they didn't look as great. They were animals. I remember turtles for sure. Okay. Remember the birds? Yep, birds. Yeah. There were definitely animals you could hunt for food. Cause I think that was your main food supply. A lot of the times.


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[Assistant] We don't know much about the story. The story is still very vague. It's like, okay, you're in a helicopter, you crash, but you're there with an elite team searching for a billionaire.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's Calvin. Calvin. Oh, Calvin's gonna be the star. It stinks, it sounds like you can't use Calvin in multiplayer. Yeah. But I don't know if you'll be able to or not.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so Calvin's an AI companion. Apparently when you crash land on the chopper, he's a member of your team that suffers


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[Assistant] Severe head trauma. Mhm. And can't do much. Can't talk. Yeah. Seems to be an idiot now, but an idiot can s- that can still go out and get rocks and wood and stuff and bring them to you. So like me? Yes. Yeah, like those are the basics. Except you can talk, which is really annoying. You can talk a lot.


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[Assistant] I would love to add Calvin in the multiplayer. Maybe, I hope it's an option when it releases. Like, come on, give us a Calvin.


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[Assistant] You know? And I also like they gave you the option, do you not want a Calvin? Well, just kill him.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so I guess there are other AI companions that you can get. One of them is a three-legged, four-armed mutant woman. Very sexy. In the gameplay we saw has like, uh, yeah, she's got like a shotgun in one hand and carrying a pistol in the other like, okay.


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[Assistant] That's how you get cats to trust you. It's all, like, if you stare at a cat, they're like, oh, you're a predator, I'm not interested. But if you just, like, slow blink, yeaah.


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[Assistant] Anytime I pet a cat, it's like immediately, uhm, cause my neighbors have cats, I see it all the time, I'll pet the cat, and then immediately, like, go inside and wash my hands. Cause if I pet the cat, and then, like, touch my face in any way, like, scratch, you know, do anything, it's like, oh, my next hour's ruined. This isn't uncommon, though. This is treated, like, all the time.


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[Assistant] Slow blink, you just like hang, don't stare at the cat, slow blink and just hang around the cat and the cat will be like, alright, alright, you cool.


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[Assistant] That's a no- I didn't realize they were doing that. I am curious to see how that works.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you gotta help, we gotta change his diaper.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it is different. In the preview, I still didn't get a good sense of how it works. Right. Well, it looks like though,


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't know. It could be more simple. I hope so. Yeah. It's hard to say. It is. From the preview, I didn't get a good gauge on what the crafting system's gonna be like. So that's one of those in my head, I'm like, I wanna wait and see. Before I judge it. Yeah. Can't judge it from that.


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[Assistant] I'm curious to play with it. Yeaah. So my favorite building system in any game, I think still might be Valheim. Like just what you could do and how you could angle anything in that game. So I'm curious to see what this does. If you could like cut a log and then like alright I'm gonna take this half of a log and I can put it wherever I want. That seems very intuitive and maybe that's what they're going for.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's where I'm curious about is like, how do I build a door in this game?


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[Assistant] I doubt they're going to make it annoying. Yeah, I do too. They seem to be really thinking about how do we make our game more accessible for more people? And yeah, how can we adapt our building system?


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[Assistant] Yeah, well that was one of the, that was one of the highlights of the first one. Yeah. Where it wasn't just these cannibals that would just charge you. Yeah. It would, some would charge you, others would like run in, hang back, look at you, and then run away. Yeah, I feel like- That was weird to experience in a video game where, you know, we're used to zombies where it's just like, no, they just come at you and they try to kill you. And that's it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, exactly. Let's go up the river, cut down trees, throw the logs in the river. It'll be a log sort at the end of the thing.


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[Assistant] You know, and then go, alright, what's the best way to present this series? In my head, I'm like, I'd love to do it, and I'd love to do it in the way I did the first one, where you kind of have those pauses and those chapters. Absolutely. I feel like that was a fun way to do the first one, so I was like, okay, I'm just gonna take that style and adapt it to the forest too.


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[Assistant] Let's just get us all in there. There's no reason to not. There's only reason, yeaah, the only reason we did the three, the first one was like, ah, we don't know how long this, we don't know if this series has any potential.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. So that's good. I mean yeaah, similar to the last time I saw him. He's in very good spirits for all the shit he's going through.


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[Assistant] Looks like it's gonna have plenty of weapons, plenty of caves, very similar to the forest, but just bigger, better, we'll see. Man, the Seasons thing is like, that to me is just...


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[Assistant] That's so interesting and exciting because yea, your environment changes. Like food probably becomes harder to find. I wonder, makes you think it's like do you want to store your food or save your food because winter's coming and there might be five days on the server where it's going to be snow and hardly any food.


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[Assistant] How does that affect things? That's neat. But just to be able to see, oh, winter's coming, and like, oh, everything's dying, all the trees are dead, and then spring comes, and just, to see that environment change, that's gonna be fascinating. Like, I don't know, I hope they can pull that off. Yeah.


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[Assistant] You never know. End Night Games is the name of the, uh, the developer and publisher. End Night Games.


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[Assistant] You know? We'll see. We'll see. Calvin the deal breaker? Yeah, no, it does, it does sting. It's like, okay, let us, let us have five people in multiplayer and a Calvin. Yeah, you would hope that that would- I want that, you know, dumb AI companion with us. That would be fun. That would be fun.


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[Assistant] It's like the series deserves that if it could. I understand their intention of like, oh, this is for a single player that like needs extra help gathering stuff because you don't have friends to help you do that. You're alone.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but yeah, you know what? Give people the options. Give even multiplayer. We want the options of AI companions and Calvins. Yeah.


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[Assistant] We'll see. I mean, again, there's not a lot out about this game. I mean, there's been little previews and stuff like that, but we won't know everything until the game drops.


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[Assistant] They've delayed it a couple of times and it's uh, I mean based on that little preview we just saw, it's looking good.


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[Assistant] There's actual gameplay, which my god. That's amazing. Oh man.


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[Assistant] I don't know. It's supposed to come out this year sometime. I forgot when. March maybe? Yeah, that's gonna be a big game. Those games are always so big. All the Zeldas. You love some Zelda, don't you Simon?


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[Assistant] That's right, you, uh. I wasn't Ganon, was I? You were not Ganon. No. Who were you in that? You were the director.


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[Assistant] I watched that one not too long ago, it might have been a year ago that I watched it just happen by and I was like, oh yea I remember this, it was still funny. I really enjoyed it. I'll uh, I'll find it.


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[Assistant] Yeah. You just go, ah, well. I guess. Dagnabbit, I guess my winter white will stay. Mmm. Yeah. A nice, yeah, cold caucasian. Mmm.


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[Assistant] Got that pasty look going, you know? Sounds like a drink.


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[Assistant] That's a boogie liquor drink. That's something Caucasian, I'm forgetting what it is. You add a little milk to it, and that's your Caucasian right there. There you go. That is a good name, yea, and a drink. You're right.


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[Assistant] So, hm, anything else new? What's coming out? Man, I feel like February, that Hogwarts game's probably gonna be huge. Uh, probably. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I'm worried about that game, Mike. I mean, well, there's all the drama on Twitter, which, who cares? Uhm, but the game itself...


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[Assistant] I thought that was a WB pro. I don't know. I honestly don't know. But, uhm, either ways, I hope, you know, I hope the game comes out and it's great.


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[Assistant] I don't know if you remember that game that came out, uh, game, but it was like for the Nintendo called Disney Infinity, where it was like this big world and you had these Disney characters, they did that. So they've done bigger worlds and they've


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[Assistant] Well, I mean, obviously these pills are different, everybody's different, everyone has different biology, but I have never once, and I've gotten drunk, I have never once forgot what happened. Same here, I don't black out.


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[Assistant] Or change my personality. That's the thing I noticed too with alcohol. Some people imbibe it and just become a completely different person.


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[Assistant] So you've got the spectrum. And it's not, yeah, I mean, you know, like you said, uh, it's crazy just the alcohol industry in this country. There is that societal pressure to go out.


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[Assistant] Have a good time. Have a drink. Yeaah. Oh yeaah. That exists very much. Yeaah. Yeaah. You watch any sports program.


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[Assistant] Or I've been out working all day and man, I want a Coca-Cola because it's really gonna give me the bump I need to keep working the rest of the day. That's very true.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's a, that's a thing in that game for sure. Yeah. You know, especially because you, you go to a place that you can set up for a while, like, man, this place is great, I got resources. For now. For now. But that's the, they dwindle.


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[Assistant] And then you get to a point where you're like, I just, I gotta start walking in a direction and that direction might be a good choice or a bad choice. I don't know, but yeah, when you turn that corner and you see a building and you're like,


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[Assistant] You don't have a compass. You have a, uhm, I think you can either find one or build one, but I haven't found one in that game. Oh god, I, uhm. Go ahead. But you can map where you're at, but it doesn't show you where you're at on the map. Yeah, you went last long, Simon.


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[Assistant] And I feel like a lot of games do this with the minimap and the compasses, like they use those as a crutch for you, like, knowing where you're at. It's nice to have a game where you don't have those tools available, so you really have to pay attention to where you're at, where you're going, how to get back if you need to.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and I, and I enjoy, I enjoy doing that in games. Yeah, no, no. I enjoy looking around and go like, okay, let me look at my environment. Let me figure out where I am in this world map. Let me figure out how to get back here if I have to. I can tell you do.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think I would have loved to have been a cartographer if, if I were alive, you know, 2000 years ago. Okay. That would have been someone who's that's a map maker. That's, you know, I want to get out and I want to explore and I want to draw the world. I want to figure out what's out there.


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[Assistant] No, a lot of my clothes, yea, they were damaged, so I had to, you know, I didn't show that in the video, but my next day was really just hanging out in a cabin repairing clothing and just working on injuries.


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[Assistant] When you have a full pool of health and you're nice and layered up, like, you know, okay, I can survive something crazy.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it still sucks. It's like, okay, because again, resources dwindle. That includes clothing. So anytime an animal attacks or something that starts knocking down your clothing, you don't have sewing kits that'll last forever. Everything in that game will degrade and you will eventually run into a situation where like crap. Like a Zelda weapon.


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[Assistant] You're running on a thread. Now that game's brilliant. Yeah, one of my favorite survival games. I'm happy, yeah, I'm happy people are enjoying it.


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[Assistant] I want to do it. Uhm, I don't want to set up for a league. Yeah, I get it. But I would love to go and throw axes. Let's do that. Let's do that one of these nights. Just go toss some.


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[Assistant] Yeah, this is, I'm actually, I got a couple, uhm, for you guys listening, this kinda sucks, but for you guys watching, there's some fun stuff here.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so, uh, I used this thing called Mid Journey, and you, it's the, it's basically a Discord server, and you sign up for the Discord server, sign the terms of the agreement, but you're on the Discord server, and you're like, slash, imagine,


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[Assistant] See this, I want that in a movie. The one on the top right. Yeaah. Like look at that. Like that looks ridiculous. Obviously it took, like, the robot doesn't know what to do. Yeaah. Because this is created by a robot. But, because I, you know, in the description I was like holding her jeboa.


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[Assistant] The bottom left, it kinda got it. It has an animal down there, but it doesn't, it's, if you look close at it, it's, it's not an anything. Yeaah. Right. Look at this gun. This gun is stupid.


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[Assistant] No, I didn't ask for that, but that's what it created, so in my head I was like, oh, that's a failure, so let me do another one. It's like, okay, short man with blue mohawk, laughing, uhm.


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[Assistant] I tried to type in, it doesn't know how to do sideburns or, um, mutton chops. Cause I put mutton chops in there and it didn't know how to do it. But this was my second attempt. So it just created doughs. It's a rock singer.


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[Assistant] And those were okay, but then my third attempt, add a little bit more details, I was like, alright, have him riding a velociraptor.


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[Assistant] And some of these are just fantastic. Wow. Especially like, this one at the bottom right, again, if you go in and you look at details, like there's some things that are fucked up, but the one on the bottom right I look at and I go, that's a damn t-shirt if it's done by a real artist that knows what the hell they're doing.


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[Assistant] Yes. It's like, that's, that's a great base. So from that, expand and like actually use our characters. Why do you need the real art if you've got this?


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[Assistant] Exactly, it's like if we wanted to use that for our characters, it's like mid-journey in this AI art stuff, I think it's a great way to get ideas.


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[Assistant] You know, you'd still need a real artist to go in there and kind of like refine it. And maybe not in some instances. And I know there's that, you know, there is the debate of like, AI art shouldn't exist and, you know, so, oh yeah, so yeah, here's- It's not going anywhere. We tried to do Dora. Oh my god. We were like, man, muscular man with dreadlocks riding a panther. Wow.


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[Assistant] That top right looks pretty dope. It's very Wolverine-y. Yeah, big time. And some of it doesn't make sense like this. It's like this panther has handlebars.


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[Assistant] You really could, yea, like, have AI generate this stuff and print it out and just hang it anywhere. Yea. Cause it looks cool. Yea, it does look good. There's, uh, nebes. Uh huh. Oh well, if that isn't nebes.


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, um, uh, Nieves was here when I was doing this stuff. So he got, he got to kind of experience it firsthand. But yeah, these were pretty damn funny. It looks like Brad Pitt with a cowboy hat and a green t-shirt. And then I did a second one where it was like I made him skinnier and I said right in the unicorn and it didn't get unicorn right in any of them. Not quite.


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[Assistant] Cause I think I said riding a unicorn through fire. And it replaced, instead of the horse having a point, like a unicorn, it just made that the fire. There you go. Good job. So some of the Simon ones are fun too.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Yeaah. These are kinda fun. This was like, what?


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[Assistant] Man with blue hair or a pink afro blue mustache riding a rocket. Just gave all of these. Silly shit. I think this last one, yea it was thick. It was like man with purple beard, purple mohawk riding a dragon. And none of these look like dragons. Nah. Upper left, getting close. Yea.


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[Assistant] But it is uhm, it's impressive what this thing can do. Clearly.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you may not be wrong. And I get it, yeah, uh, cause I mean now it's obviously just kicked off this huge debate about, you know, are people gonna need artists? And I think yes.


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[Assistant] Businesses will, like, say, alright, no, I don't need, uh, cause I mean, this thing will actually generate a webpage that looks really damn good. And now you also got chat, uh, what, GTP? So that's another thing. That, that fucker can write you a program. You can go into chat, GTP, and say, I need a basic program for, you know, the front page of a website.


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[Assistant] Right in a panther motorcycle, holding a gun with ten fingers. You do your best. I am going to be curious to see how people utilize it because there is already that one guy and this, this made headlines and pissed off a lot of the art community. Um, this guy.


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[Assistant] We created a character with AI and then used that character to make different images and created a children's book. Right, yea, we talked about that.


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[Assistant] Right. As a reference. As a reference. And that gets tough because this AI might be fed, you know, 10,000 different paintings that has hair in it. So whose property is it? Exactly. That's what it's using to go, oh, that's hair.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's so hard to say, like, oh, it pulled from your art or whatever. You know, maybe the technology does exist down the line. That we'll be able to read how much. Okay, this bot referenced your thing to create this. You get a buck. I don't know. I don't either. Probably not. Yeah, probably not.


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[Assistant] I still, it's a neat way to create art, but I still think, you know, uhm, the art community is a little upset, but I still think people are gonna be able to make cool stories, you know, even utilizing this. At the end of the day, it doesn't, it doesn't, like, hamper creativity.


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[Assistant] I think it'll help people be more creative or it might inspire to do something to tell new stories. Like if you have a webcam, like, you know.


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[Assistant] You're creating a webcomic, you still are someone telling a story. You know, and you can still reach, you know, now with the internet, more and more, you can reach millions of people.


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[Assistant] And this can only be a benefit to you if you use it correctly.


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[Assistant] With the food in it. Yeah. Maybe I'll look at this like something like for making a background. Yeah. It's like I need a quick background. Give me, give me, give me a beach image, you know, a beach background. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. In a cartoon style. Brrrr. Perfect. I can use that.


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[Assistant] A few sentences with a voice and then you can go, I can recreate this voice, no problem.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they apparently, they scored a big deal not too, I don't know if we talked about this, they scored a big deal not too long ago to do something even crazier with Deep Fake. I think they're making a show or something. No shit. Yeah. I'm not surprised someone. They got a 30 million dollar deal from somebody. Yeah. It was a matter of time. Yeah. But that Sassy Justice shit, that was, that was so funny, cause yeah, there'd be like,


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[Assistant] It was like Trump interviewing somebody as like a local TV personality, but then it would cut to a commercial of like Mark Zuckerberg selling refrigerators or something. And it looked like him.


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[Assistant] Like same thing with Deepfakes, yea. It's like, hey, it's here, let's have some fun with it.


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[Assistant] See, because this looks so interesting, it's like, I can see, alright, I'm gonna generate some crazy looking characters, then I'm gonna break them apart in After Effects, and then I'm gonna put a mouth on one of them, and just like make this silly fucking cartoon that's coming in and out. They look like this, they look crazy, but you can make something fun with this.


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[Assistant] Also yeaah, kids are using it to write their damn college essays, you see that? It's like, hey, write an essay for me.


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[Assistant] Don't do that either, guys. No, no, you don't. You shouldn't. Wait till you're... See, I would do that, and then like, okay, that's a good base. Then I'm gonna go in and change some stuff.


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[Assistant] That's probably a different part. Has it been numb? No. Alright. Yeah, thank god. Maybe you're good. Ice cream scooper, let's do it. Yep.


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[Assistant] This was many years ago, yeaah. And listen, I think what you're having, are you having one of those mask made again? I have another mask. So it's a plastic mask that's formed to your face and it holds your face down to the table so your head doesn't move, right? Yes. Now when he did it, he had to do screws in the skull.


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[Assistant] You know. Well I saw the CAT scan machine you were in, it looked like a sandcastle.


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[Assistant] Wait till you see the eagles at my house. Oh man. You've been to Thicc's new house. There were ducks. There were two ducks.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I remember where I was. I had just moved to Orlando, Florida. And I had like three, for some reason, when I was younger, I just started collecting stuff. My books didn't have anything. So I was like, hey, you don't, you want that TV? You don't? I'm gonna take it.


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[Assistant] TV was like 20 years old. Right? Oh yea, but it's yours, you don't have a TV. Yea, I had like six outdated TVs in my living room.


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[Assistant] That is weird! Anyway. Two, all you need is two, dude. You need one, really. I know, but if you really- In one room? Yeah.


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[Assistant] It's gonna be weird like, like today with the internet, they could have immobilized a big white bronco force, and they all could have, like drove around him like some scene in a movie, like which one's him?


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[Assistant] What if. What if. I can't get into those what if shows. Oh, the Marvel ones? I haven't watched one of them. And I kinda want to just to see.


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[Assistant] There's an actor and a pilot. They're not just saying, hey, you're casted, now go fly a jet. No, no, they had to train these guys.


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[Assistant] You're not training an actor to fly a jet? Yes they are, they absolutely are. By themselves. Yes. Yes. So if they got casted, in a few weeks he's flying a jet. Yep. He'll agree to the schooling. That doesn't seem crazy to anybody.


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[Assistant] Abstra and I jumped into Empyrean last week. Oh yea, just to check it out. Yea, like I actually got kind of excited about it. I don't know if Abstra is as excited as I am. Did you say Empyrean?


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[Assistant] Being there and having two teams versus each other and the first ones that can make it to space wins could be great.


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[Assistant] And if we build like a land cruiser thing and start shooting missiles at your base to slow you down, that's okay. Fair game.


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[Assistant] Dirt's stuck in my head forever. I'll think about it.


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[Assistant] Right. Maybe there's, you know. I mean, there's people with disabilities that game all the time with like these little contraptions. I know. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] But yea, but you know, like when you need time, I'll take it, but if you're here, just be here with us. You don't have to be shooting stuff. We need you here, okay?


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[Assistant] Hey, now, now Pulsar, that's a VR option, right? It does, yea. Could you do VR, you think?


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[Assistant] Let's do it anyways. Okay. I'm curious to see how the bodies look if the bodies move like you would in game. Like they did in Star Trek.


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[Assistant] We're all hearing this for the first time.


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[Assistant] But he thought he was gonna, like, looking like, hey, me and the nurse are gonna get together and she's gonna help me.


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[Assistant] Yeah, cause he was like don't, donating or something. Oh, okay. I need help.


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[Assistant] On the corners. Ah, good little anal scratch. So that was your first one? Yeaah. And now you got a punch card.


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[Assistant] Mhm, and I did get free ice cream. Your tenth one's free.


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[Assistant] Oh yea, I've had it in the past. I haven't. Now, uh, Carl. Carl, what's his name?


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[Assistant] We should do that. Everybody go out. Hold on a second. What?


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[Assistant] He got a new phone recently. Why is Simon calling me? Hold up. Why you calling?


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[Assistant] You went outside to call me from your- okay.


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[Assistant] No, I heard you talking about you were gonna get this phone. You were gonna use it to talk to people from the community, right?


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[Assistant] You know, when we travel sometimes, there'll be a bunch of, uh, you know, like RTX somewhere we've gone. There'll be a lot of groups and we're going out to different bars and stuff. And sometimes like we need to talk to someone, but you don't want to just start giving a number to people. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Like having a, an extra phone for trips.


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[Assistant] Well, it's fun to bring up, isn't it? Cause, uh, cause we don't know for sure. We haven't really had a conversation. Yeah, we saw the email. It's like, hey, you guys wanna come to RTX? We have time to go. It's kinda last minute, but maybe. Yeah, no.


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[Assistant] Go back to P.F. Chang's and get some of that egg drop soup.


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[Assistant] Man, you know what? There's so many things I want to do in this world. You still want to do hang gliding? I've kind of been switching over to paragliding.


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[Assistant] Wouldn't that be, cause I was, we watched that video on the Dodo on our stream a couple weeks ago. Uh huh. And this person liked to paraglide with their dog. Yeaah. And so, I've seen videos of people just with a backpack on.


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[Assistant] Not maybe, not without the motor, but like they just run with it and then jump off the mountain and then it's like already open. Uh huh. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. But like if you could just have that on your back instead of having to carry a big frame and like all this stuff. Yeah. The minimal side of that appeals to me.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I did, I got like 12 jumps in when I was a teenager. Mhm. And it was pretty cool, but it was like, eh. Man, it still feels risky.


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[Assistant] And it's quick. I mean the wig suit adds a little bit, but just like skydiving in general. All that prep. Going over your chute. Rolling it just right. Packing it away. Double, triple checking everything. Going up in the plane. Getting over the drop zone. Man, it's an effort. You're down in no time.


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[Assistant] So it wasn't just a regular chord tangle where he had to like, separate him and kick his legs, he had to like, the chute wasn't fully deployed.


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[Assistant] I don't know if I talked about this on the podcast, but a few weeks ago, I'm going, I'm kind of scrolling through the news at lunch, and I see how this flat earther built a rocket to see if the earth was flat or not. And I'm like, man.


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[Assistant] This is crazy, this is like the coolest thing ever, like, I gotta see this, you know? Right, right. And then I go, so I start searching flat earth or rocket, and then I'm seeing like so-and-so died, and I'm like, what? I just read this! And I go back and I'm like, okay, this is, for some reason this is an article from like three, four years ago.


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[Assistant] I'm just amazed by this. This person built a rocket, and not only that, it was steam powered. Steam powered rocket. And he built one.


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[Assistant] And he had a successful launch. There's a video of a successful launch. Okay. The video is great.


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[Assistant] Ultimately, things went bad, but in this one day, he does a launch and deploys a chute and everything and lands it. It's crazy.


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[Assistant] But there was a podcast crew, there was a podcast crew that was there, and they were like, obviously, about like, uh, we just kinda wing it. He just went out there and was like, hey, we're here waiting, I think he's gonna do it, and just, whatever. Wow. It's funny. And it's old, huh? Four or five years old? Yeah.


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[Assistant] But you know what, that's what he wanted. And he was older, he was like, he wasn't like a young person.


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[Assistant] Okay. I just don't know, listen, I don't know what the benefit would be of fooling everybody into thinking the world's around. Who would benefit from that?


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[Assistant] Or the people that already made the round globes, now we gotta change all these, if someone- Yeah, our entire-


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[Assistant] I've seen that channel, and you can tell in the edi- That's right, I showed it to you. That's right. In the editing, you can tell they- their motto is the crazier the better. Yes, oh yes. Because they will find the craziest people to interview.


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[Assistant] I wasn't talking about it, but as soon as he brought it up, I'm like, yep, I've seen that. Okay. Like, I know what you're talking about.


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[Assistant] Can we go back to the flatter thing? Yes, why not? I think if you were Elon Musk or Jeff Bezos or


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[Assistant] You know, like, send up a flat earther, right? Say, look, we're gonna, the flat earth people can pick their guy. They have a big vote, they find the guy. Who do we trust the most? Who's gonna represent them? Send them up, do the interviews.


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[Assistant] Get a look at space, do a couple laps, and then go, I don't know if they're doing laps, but at least go, what's your takeaway from this now?