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[Assistant] Like, where you fry stuff in? Uh, no, I think it's more of a, like a skin oil.


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[Assistant] You know, I had a friend named Marshall one time. I uhm, I'm in Charleston. He had just moved to Charleston and he was my friend. I met this guy named Marshall.


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[Assistant] Uh, I don't know about four years ago and then I hung out with him. He brought a bunch of friends. I hung out with him. He had a hotel party going on and I was calling him Marshall and apparently that was not his name. His name was something else. I forget what it was, but he decided to go by Marshall in Charleston.


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[Assistant] Right? So just this two years of his life, he was this guy named Marshall. And then I find out that he's like named something else.


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[Assistant] I think that's weird. His friends thought it was weird that I was calling him Marshall. I thought it was weird that that wasn't his name.


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[Assistant] Just think he moved and was like I wanna be somebody else. Start fresh. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Now, you know, I got to the airport, I had to...


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[Assistant] Nashville now has this weird thing where we have like these T terminals. So I fly American, I got the Admiral's lounge thing, but if you're at the T terminals, you're way away from it. So I was in a different spot. So it wasn't it. I wasn't the same.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I wasn't able to just kick back, you know. The teeterm was right there as soon as you go through. Yeah, it's very convenient for that, but it's like, it's not close to the lounge.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean I hope it's fun, I'm just saying, I don't know. I mean, could be bad stuff that comes.


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[Assistant] My, my dad told me one time he got into a fight with a guy. He was younger and the guy got him by the tie.


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[Assistant] And my dad said he pulled out his pocket knife and cut the tie off and then beat the guy up.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I would tell that story a lot too. Yeah, well he told it to me, but uh, I don't know who else he's telling it to, but. He didn't stab the guy? No, he didn't want to stab him. He just was like, don't get me up by my tie like that.


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[Assistant] Took out his own pocketknife, cut his tie off. Hey, can you open this for me? Yeah.


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[Assistant] It does sound amazing to just sit out in lakes and oak trees and pick an orange right off the tree and eat it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he's really swangin', yeah. Yeah.


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[Assistant] A little Charlotte, she's as pretty as the angels when they sing. Yeah, I can't believe I'm out here on the front porch in the swing, just a swinging.


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[Assistant] Maybe some are. You know, they say Lucifer was like a, you know, beautiful angel.


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[Assistant] Yeah, if you, if what have you said? Put the weight of the podcast on his narrow shoulders.


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[Assistant] There was one, yea, your, your face cropped halfway out. Uh, that's pretty funny. That's a fun trend though.


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[Assistant] Well, I think that I've gone deep down the, the, the eclipse, uh, rabbit hole now. And, uh, it's wild. I mean, I'm not afraid, but, uh, I even found a video last night with a prophecies watcher video, prophecy watchers video. And these guys,


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[Assistant] They've been predict, they think that it got very local, but very close to home. They predict the destruction of Nashville.


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[Assistant] Sometime after this eclipse, I was like, whoa, these guys are not from Nashville.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I was gonna say. For what reason? Uh, well, I don't know that they know the reason, but uhm, they, you know, they even got right down to thinking that a fireball would come down on the Parthenon.


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[Assistant] Okay, well at least it's there. Because the Parthenon, you know, was like, you know, pagan, uh, you know, pagan statue inside of it.


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[Assistant] So specific. Apparently a lot of people had had dreams about it and these dreams were like the exact same dream of a fireball destroying Nashville. Oh, okay. Interesting.


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[Assistant] That's right, yeaah. Spring, water, supper, club, and lounge, yeaah. Uh, I just thought it was wild and so I was like, cause I had watched part one, just kind of about the eclipse, and then I watched part two last night, and I was like, woah, Nashville?


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[Assistant] Uh, yeah, I mean, I don't think anybody's predicted a prophecy of destruction that's uh, and I don't watch these people all the time. These are not, these are not people that I'm leaning into. I just, I just got on an eclipse algorithm now. I'm just watching a lot of different things about the eclipse. And then I saw this and I was like, well, that's pretty wild.


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[Assistant] You know, afraid of it, but I'll likely try to be out of town.


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[Assistant] You know, the eclipse did come, it's like when you look at like certain prophecies like, uh, like Joseph in Egypt, he said, you know, there'll be seven years of feast and then seven years of famine, so.


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[Assistant] We had an eclipse that came through Nashville, and then seven years later, we're going to have another eclipse coming through the country. And we don't have these type of lunar eclipses all the time.


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[Assistant] You know, or so whatever the, whatever this one is, we don't have very often. Right. So to have them kind of back to back with a seven year period in between is pretty strange. Right. That's the point.


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[Assistant] And I'm not saying it's gonna happen either. I'm just telling you, these people on a video.


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[Assistant] That I, you know, don't really take seriously. Send this, but uhm.


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[Assistant] Form, maybe in a cave somewhere, I don't know, who knows. Form, yeaah. Yeaah, not in Nashville. Yeaah, I'll probably be out in McMendell hanging out, you know.


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[Assistant] Just be titled Robin Hood. Yeah. Your fine print reading is on point.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'll do the time, and I'll do the auctioneer. How would you want to do it though? Would you want to, like, cause say you did the comedy first, and then it didn't go well, and now you gotta be the auctioneer.


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[Assistant] I think it's building some tension. There's a speed involved in it. You're like, do I want to bet on this? Do I? Oh yes, I'm going to go. You're creating a high pressure. Yeah, I think so.


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[Assistant] This guy I follow, TikTok Auctioneer. He has, uh,


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[Assistant] He has, uh, become a auctioneer, apply today, auctioneeru.com.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, you're in a barn. It's like this, but this was like, you know, small, like Roanoke, Alabama auctioneer, but it smells like a barn. Yeah, but show them that barn. It looked, I bet it looked a lot like that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and these old farmers are just, and overall it's probably got tons of money. I like to just watch the different ways.


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[Assistant] I don't know, I actually, I got it re-pierced one time too. And, uh, but it's, it's pretty painful. I don't know that it would be worth doing.


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[Assistant] Now it wasn't really, tattoos were, like, there wasn't a lot of rules, uh,


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[Assistant] I actually got, I got real drunk and I lost the, uh, the ring one time and I wanted to get it, you know.


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[Assistant] Go buy a new one the next day. So I broke off a piece of a broomstick and stuck it through. I didn't want it to heal up in the night so I stuck it through.


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[Assistant] How about that? I will survive to tragedy.


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[Assistant] That was filmed in Opel Ico, where I grew up.


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[Assistant] Yeah, uh, textile mills in the union. Yeah, something not good. Well, she won an Oscar, I think, or something. Okay.


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[Assistant] She wouldn't ask her, I don't know if it was for that though. Well they needed, uh, they needed a, you know, a place where they had some textile mills. But they had a scene with her and Burt Reynolds in a hotel called the, uh, Golden Cherry Motel. And the Golden Cherry Motel is still there.


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[Assistant] I've done that. I've had one when I ruptured my appendix. I drank the stuff. Actually, uh, I enjoyed it.


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[Assistant] I just want to say, Sally Field won two Oscars. Okay. One for Best Actress in a Leading Role, Norma Rae. Oh, okay. And then one for Best Actress in a Leading Role, Places in the Heart. Well, it was easier back then. So it was Norma Rae. There are fewer movies. Alright.


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[Assistant] Beat it up once. I think there's a Mandela effect that, uh, her name is Sally Field, but we all say Sally Fields.


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[Assistant] I do say Sally Fields. Yeah. The Mandela Effect is that we, that she is Sally Fields, but they've changed it.


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[Assistant] But the food pyramid is really wrong. Isn't it like yeaah, it's all wrong now. And they did us wrong, and uhm, it's messed everybody up.


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[Assistant] Grains at the base and veggies and fruits on the next tier. This whole idea of us only eating a little bit of meat is like what's ruined everything.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah. I did a weekend there and then I got sick. I just think I ate too much candy.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. I like a mushroom, I like mushroom and green peppers on pizza.


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[Assistant] I don't know. Well, hopefully my wife has cooked something and I'll eat something. What is the point, again, of her?


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[Assistant] You should go harvest something from your garden. Well, there's no garden yet. I mean, it's still a bit cold. Yeah. What will you eat tonight?


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[Assistant] I think if you put uh, honey or uh, maple syrup, real maple syrup in there, then it's not so unhealthy. Those are more natural.


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[Assistant] For a while I could, I was doing two eggs a day. Two. Six eggs.


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[Assistant] We have to get very localized fruit. I ate two cantaloupes this weekend.


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[Assistant] Kale used to be the thing that was on a buffet that you put stuff on. Like, it was decoration on the buffet. Oh.


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[Assistant] Hannah actually does make barley sometimes. It's pretty good. It's like a thick rice.


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[Assistant] It seems like an attack on America. I haven't eaten bacon in 12 years. Really? No pork. I don't eat pork at all. Did you enjoy it back in the day? I mean, it tastes good. Yeah. Yeah. It is good. I, sometimes I'll have like a turkey bacon, which is probably worse for you than this bacon. Uh, and then I'll have, uh, there's some beef bacon out there, which is pretty delicious.


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[Assistant] Yeah, all this stuff. Yeah, it's like if you get like real salt, like sea salt or like pink salt or Himalayan salt, all that kind of stuff is, it can have like real nutritional value, but this, this stuff is just loaded with, uh, not good stuff.


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[Assistant] That's the next one. I don't use coffee. I drink it black. Me too. It's the only way. Mhm. Bleached white flour. Good bread.


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[Assistant] That's where you gotta go real sourdough. Real sourdough. That's where it's at.


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[Assistant] I go, I think diet sodas are my saving grace sometimes. They say that when you add sugar to fruit, it makes the fruit like poison. Who says that?


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[Assistant] Ethos, not that. Who's eating sugar on fruit? Well, like if you're having, you know.


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[Assistant] And what I've been told, and I could be wrong about this, but it's like your body, when you take in something sweet, like your body produces, uh, uh, glucose to like,


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[Assistant] And then there's nothing for it to bond to. So you just have this loose insulin in your body. And I think that's what really does bad things to you. I'm sure that's wrong. It's a real bummer. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I'm about a gallon of water a day, that's what you're supposed to drink.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's like you just, you're really just only supposed to drink water, that's why.


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[Assistant] Yeah. And they say you should put, you know, and I don't do this either, but they say you should put a little touch of like salt, like, uh, just to help your body absorb it. Dasani.


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[Assistant] Well, it's like when I discovered the salt thing, I was like, well, maybe Dasani is on to something. But then I was like, yeah, but I don't really trust their salt. Like table salt versus like,


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[Assistant] Mmhm. You know, so. Cables out versus what? Versus like, you know.


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[Assistant] Himalayan salt or like rock salt, mineral salt. They're different.


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[Assistant] It's a lot. I mean, I'm not, you know, it's, you know, it's not fun. It's the smooth food games, not funny games out here. I know you're serious about it. It's tough. It's hard.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's hard. I mean, we're just all trying to live out here, but.


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[Assistant] It's hard to break it. Waffle house every meal if you could.


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[Assistant] And they really cared about what she ate. And they force you to up there. Yeaah. Well now they do.


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[Assistant] I mean, when I was a kid, I was drinking four or five cokes a day. They were just in the fridge and I just could help myself. It was Dr. Thunder, you know, some off brand, but it was, we bought it by the case. And sometimes, most of the time I was drinking at room temp. I mean, I didn't care.


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[Assistant] Even olive oil. I read that there's not enough trees to produce as many, uh, enough olives to make all the olive oil that's for sale. Like, it's like impossible. So, so much olive oil that's being sold is fake. It's not even real olive oil.


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[Assistant] Like because there's not enough trees to make enough hours. And there's three trillion trees. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I mean, you want me to tell him? Yeaah. I'll tell him to come. He'll come and, uh, he came to my show. Did I talk about that? He came to my show in Hartford and came, showed up.


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[Assistant] You talked about it on your podcast. Okay, he came in, he came with his mom, show was sold out, he didn't have any tickets, so I got him some tickets and then he came into the green room and the...


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[Assistant] I didn't look at it, but yeah, he was wearing pants.


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[Assistant] Find out what a ticket cost and then take that money. They're 99 dollars. Take that money, go to the blackjack table and tell somebody, you take this.


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[Assistant] It's perfect for Vegas because they're like, you know what, by the time you leave, you feel so worthless. You're like, I'll just use all this money on gambling. I think it's all, it's all part of it.


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[Assistant] When they do that, I'll, I'll go. You know what? Maybe they're serious about this. I don't think it'll happen. Never happen. They'll tell you to stop running your air conditioner so Times Square can promote a movie and no one's watching.


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[Assistant] Yeah, to the inside. The inside this time will be better than the outside.


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[Assistant] I'll be at a theater there too. I'm trying to tell you what the name of it is, but, uh, I don't think I have it here.


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[Assistant] Oh, that's an ad. The Woodruff Art Center. The Woodruff Art Center. So it's not sold out yet. Now I am really launching into a straight up theater run. So I got, I got, I'm doing this weekend and then, and then I got the weekend off. But after that, it's like theater, theater, theater, theater. And it's like, we're adding shows now. Uh, so that cool.


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[Assistant] Uh, well, you know, you know what, this weekend in my first show in Lincoln, Nebraska, I did an hour 25 minutes. I was gonna do an hour 10 and then someone requested a joke.


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[Assistant] I want to do an hour 15, hour 20 every show. That's what I want to do. I was told that Steven Wright just does the whole 90 minutes himself. That is where I'd like to go eventually, I think. Uhm, you know, I don't.


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[Assistant] I think that'd be fun, just to be like, the kind of show where I'm just like, you're sitting in a theater and then they go, the show begins and then I come out and I just do the show. That's what I'd like to do.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you just do the show. But in a way, I don't know, I kinda like, I would like somebody to do five or ten, get it going.


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[Assistant] And so you have this huge thing going. You got the arena show. So it's like, it is fun to bring a bunch of people out. But I think with the theater, it's fun to be like.


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[Assistant] I mean, I would eventually like, cause it's like I was, I felt like I was doing a more artsy type thing and then I, I got into clubs, I started working the road and then I like became a club comic where I had to really adapt.


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[Assistant] Yeah, cause it's like, it's wild for me right now to go and I'm doing, I'm doing, one week I'm doing a club show where like people are right up on me and it's a packed club and they're right there and then the next week I'm in a theater where people are a little further back. It's a little more spread out, you know what I mean? We know what we're talking about.


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[Assistant] Yeah, people don't like to give stand-up comedy the art credit that it deserves.


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[Assistant] Oh, did he really? Oh yeaah, he loves it. Uh, I don't, I don't know if it would've. I had to watch the whole thing. You watched the video? Yeaah. You think that would've gone well at the actual thing?


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[Assistant] Yeah, you had, you had some good, you, the two of y'all really, really took it too. Yeah. And then you said something.


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[Assistant] That's great. But that got a lot, I mean, that's how good the joke is.


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[Assistant] Hello folks, and hey bear, we are here in the Nightland Podcast Studios, joined as always by my friends Dusty Slay, Brian Bates, and Nate Bargetzi is not here, but in his absence, we've brought


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[Assistant] An old pal of ours, first time on the podcast, but a long time friend of the Nate Land family. Give it up for our buddy, Johnny W.


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[Assistant] You said that as if to say, I'll take it from here.


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[Assistant] Do you ever hear that, that's the best, that's funny. I stepped on it, but that was funny. Uh, that is the best time of your life. High school is the best time of your life. It was not.


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[Assistant] That's not a myth. That's not an urban legend. I thought that was like a Disney invention. No. Kind of a caricature of a high school bully, but a swirly's really happening.


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[Assistant] Well, well, it's good to have you here, man. Yeah. It's great to be here. Strap in dude. This episode is going to be a wild ride dude.


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[Assistant] I don't know if I'm a little self-conscious about it now.


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[Assistant] Why don't you go ahead and take it? I don't, you know, I don't, where were you this weekend? What'd you do? Where you been? Where are you going?


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[Assistant] That is great. You're not bringing in the riff raff. You never want to be that guy.


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[Assistant] You never want to be the guy. Cause I go to clubs and you say like, who do you got coming up? And they're like, it's going to be an annoying weekend, you know?


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[Assistant] Or say it's a good instinct to just be nice if you're like, if you...


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[Assistant] Cause if I was in Albany, New York, the staff was like, here's the green room. And if you guys want to smoke or anything, you just do it right in here in the green room. And I was like, I don't think.


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[Assistant] I'm pretty broke. I'll put you, I'll put you in my will, Dusty. Anything of mine you'd like? You want any of my act?


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[Assistant] Well, I had a fun run through the Carolinas, North Carolina, then South Carolina. And, uh, I do like one of them better.


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[Assistant] You can probably guess I was in, uh, Charlotte, North Carolina at the comedy zone and then I did the Greensboro comedy zone and then we were in Greenville.


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[Assistant] All weekend in South Carolina and then Charleston and then we drove back through the night last night. I got in at about six AM.


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[Assistant] It was a very fun week. A lot of people came out. Thank you to everybody who came. You were in Charleston.


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[Assistant] I had some great shrimp and grits right on the water fleet landing. I ate like one really good meal in every city. And then, and then, yeah. Then I goofed off later in the night, but like in terms of an actual meal.


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[Assistant] Just one per city and we ate really good all weekend. So thank you for all the recommendations. Thank you. I like all those cities that you went to though. They're all fun. There's stuff going on everywhere, man.


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[Assistant] One of the last shows they're moving to a different location. It's called Wits End now. It's going to be a kind of like a brick and mortar comedy club in, in Charleston. So that's exciting.


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[Assistant] Thanks for this. It's harder than it looks doing a segue. Look, all jokes aside, we want to thank Zoc Doc because we can now find and book in-person or telemedicine appointments for medical or dental care. That is helpful for people who are on the go or work different hours like we do. Have you ever been on the hunt for a new doctor and you ask everybody and no.


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[Assistant] For the recommendation. And finally you find the one, so you call their office and they have an appointment available, but then the receptionist tells you this perfect doctor doesn't take your insurance.


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[Assistant] Well, we've got a bunch of comments here. Oh, from our old friends. Comments come from Twitter, Instagram, YouTube, Apple podcast reviews, and


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[Assistant] The greatest email on earth, nateland at natebargetzi.com. First comment comes from Tristan Lee. He says, I know Nate's busy, but I'd rather he just not put an episode out if he isn't there. Well.


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[Assistant] Brian Massey. Me and my wife had a blast at Aaron's show in Greenville. Alright. Even though he stopped the show for two minutes begging for a towel. Okay. Few things to address here. Two minutes.


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[Assistant] So I get up there. It's cold outside. It was cold all weekend, right? So I step into the club. It feels fine. I get on stage within 30 seconds. I'm like, oh no.


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[Assistant] The sleeve of my shirt. And then like this is becoming like I can tell they see me glistening on the stage, right?


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[Assistant] I didn't have a sweat towel, so I go, hey, sorry, can somebody throw me a towel? And then like some guy in the.


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[Assistant] Wipe a cloth nap, like not a cloth, like a paper nap. It's going to leave little residual linties on your head. Yeah. So then somebody, the server was nice. They were like, they found one and they threw it up on stage and it was like a dish rag. Oh man. Well, they didn't have anything else, but they gave me a dish rag, uh, that was clean.


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[Assistant] But it just looks like a dish rag. And I wipe my forehead with it and you can see all like the dish rag dust.


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[Assistant] In the light, it was a bit of a mess, but two minutes, it wasn't two minutes.


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[Assistant] Yeah. They're maybe like, well, the last two guys didn't sweat. Yeah. It's like, well, you know, I'm doing more physical up here. Thank you for coming.


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[Assistant] I might've lost six pounds during that set, but I knew the rest of the shows that weekend. I brought a towel of my own up there.


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[Assistant] Only one show on the, the whole week was four shows there. I didn't grieve only one show that nightclub kicked in.


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[Assistant] Oh yea, you had to be like, we all, I mean everybody heard it. It was a nightclub sharing a wall with the comedy club.


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[Assistant] Jared Cooper, I was on Auburn's 2010 national championship team. That's amazing.


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[Assistant] A year later I was visiting my hometown and walked into a store, a man I'd never met walked straight up to me and said,


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[Assistant] I bet you're glad you won that national championship ring last year, huh? Not knowing that he was setting me up. I said, yes, sir.


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[Assistant] He replied, well, if you'd gone to Alabama, you'd have two rings right now.


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[Assistant] It's not exactly like our Bama neighbors set a great example for us. That's true. That's a funny story.


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[Assistant] They are assigned green bean casserole, the Auburn of the Thanksgiving table. Oh, that's funny.


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[Assistant] Jason Williams. Oh, you think it's the same Jason Williams?


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[Assistant] Might be. Unfortunately, Thanksgiving dressing is now part of the Mandela effect. Now that we call stovetop stuffing.


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[Assistant] The type of milk you grow up with, I think that's imprinted on people. For sure. And very few people venture out and try different stuff.


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[Assistant] Milky Way. Well look, I think green bean casserole gets an unfair.


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[Assistant] Unfair treatment. Eric T. Peterson called it the Auburn of the Thanksgiving table. I mean, what does that even mean?


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[Assistant] Spring Whitney. I get what Dusty's saying about how the food tastes different than that the older people make. My dad has a theory that the cookware


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[Assistant] They have used to make the food in for years, has something to do with how it tastes. Might be a crazy idea, but I thought it was an interesting theory. Like asbestos.


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[Assistant] Very few people are using cast iron skillets and things that have been in the family for a hundred years, like they used to.


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[Assistant] You know, I saw one thing I line the other day, you know, cause this is true for me, Brussels sprouts. I remember them as a kid. They were horrible, right? They were like the.


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[Assistant] The go to example of bad, right? Your kid will need this, right? And now they're good. At least I think.


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[Assistant] Brussels sprouts have been genetically modified over the past couple decades to remove the bitterness for it. So they don't taste like they used to. So they taste better. So we think, well, I've matured and my tastes have been refined.


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[Assistant] But I think it's a, it's a collective misremembering. That's right. Yeah.


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[Assistant] The big one for me is the monopoly guy having a monocle.


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[Assistant] That would be one of the main characteristics of the Monopoly guy.


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[Assistant] As he has a monocle on his eye, but he never did. But for some reason we all think that he did.


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[Assistant] Like the main differences is like the monopoly guy doesn't have a monocle on his eye.


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[Assistant] You know, things are different. Yeah, we're pretty lucky those were the only things we can come right. That's yeah.


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[Assistant] The amount of heat we've been taken for not knowing everything about Chuck Yeager's life is staggering.


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[Assistant] I've thought about it and I have to, I think on some level it is disrespectful of us.


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[Assistant] That we don't know about this guy who's never ever referenced in the world, ever.


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[Assistant] Yeah. And uhm, and we were not taught about. Little disrespectful that we don't know his whole life story.


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[Assistant] Just based on the name. Yeah. Dusty and Chuck. Chuck.


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[Assistant] Abby Wainwright. That's her old friend. I recognize that name. Abby Wainwright. I was thinking with all of the travel and performing you do, it must be hard to stay healthy this time of year.


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[Assistant] Do you have any specific things you try to do to stay healthy on the road?


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[Assistant] Have you had to perform while really sick? I'm gonna let you guys take this one.


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[Assistant] To get the full effect. You never, it was just direct address. Oh no.


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[Assistant] What was it? Food poisoning or was it? It was like a sinus infection.


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[Assistant] No, I was just like, if somebody could throw me a towel, that'd be great. That's how I handle it. My favorite story about being sick on stage is Renard Hirsch, who's our buddy here in Nashville, was at the Stardome in Birmingham and he was very sick.


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[Assistant] To the point where you didn't think you wanted to do the show but he's like i need the money right now they went out there and he bombed so bad.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I thought I had dry sockets cause I did not, I did not do everything they tell you to do once you get your wisdom teeth taken out. And I had shows in Atlanta all weekend, dude. My, my mouth was just.


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[Assistant] I mean, throbbing the whole show. I was in pain all weekend.


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[Assistant] It was, that's the toughest weekend I've done. Two fakes are the worst kind of pain. It's just, it's in your face. You can't. It like reverberates throughout your whole skull. Like my whole head was hurting. It was awful. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Thanks for reminding me. Uh, next comment from River Heath. Alright.


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[Assistant] I know where you're probably thinking of a Heath bar too. No, you're probably right. Yeah. River Phoenix.


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[Assistant] As a graduate student studying landscape architecture, I couldn't have been prouder hearing about Dusty's leaf obsession. He gets it. I really hope he actually films the process of composting the leaves, putting down the compost, then seeding it with wildflowers in the spring. Keep having a good time, Dusty.


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[Assistant] Thank you. Luke Middleton. Middleton's a good name. I'm missing Kate Middleton.


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[Assistant] Luke Middleton, who were each of your favorite comedians when you were growing up and being formed as future comedians? Good question.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Brian shows up to open my leather jacket and the cigarette. Oh, I love to see that.


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[Assistant] But there's also, don't you feel like there's an instinct to kind of...


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[Assistant] Play to, I feel like I would have an instinct to kind of modify the show in a way that they would understand things. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I did a fundraiser at a high school not long ago and they were great. It was for, like, uh, it was for a high school women's sports team.


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[Assistant] And the parents were in the back and the parents, I thought were having a great time with me. The girls on the team were in the front and they're like.


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[Assistant] They didn't understand what I was doing. And I was like, God, I'm so old. I'm like going through my act and, and it was, it was, uh, the advice that I got was like, don't change what you're doing.


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[Assistant] It's weird for them if you bomb. Unless they're comics, then they'd like you to bomb a little bit.


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[Assistant] The next comment comes from our old pal. Actually, I don't know if he is, but Derek Babb. It's a fun name. Derek Babb.


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[Assistant] Two B's. And one one would have sufficed.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's overkill. Yeah, it's too much. It's like short for Babylon, Babylon. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I use dusty as a test for my personal philosophy. Oh boy. If I fully agree with something he says, I take that as a cue to reflect on my belief.


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[Assistant] I've never agreed more with something in this podcast than when he said, I prefer hand washing over sanitizer, but think both are overrated.


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[Assistant] You know what I mean? I don't think he meant it in that way, but that is, yeah, that's right. We should do that.


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[Assistant] Alissa Delore, about 10 years ago I had a habit of going to Taco Bell a couple times a week for the Crunch Wrap Supreme and a Baja Blast. One time.


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[Assistant] I ordered something different when I pulled up to the window, the worker commented about me not getting my usual.


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[Assistant] I was mortified. I found out that day that I was a regular at a fast food place. Needless to say, I took a long break from going to Taco Bell.


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[Assistant] I like the, there's a real appeal to that for me, to be a regular somewhere. I read a story a long time ago about a woman who ordered Domino's, uh, every day for years.


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[Assistant] And then the old lady, she'd order Domino's every day. And then one day they didn't get an order from her.


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[Assistant] And so they went and checked on her and she had fallen down in her kitchen.


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[Assistant] Look, that was there for the taking. I understand why. I don't eat there that often. Yeah. You know what I mean? Cause there's all that the green room.


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[Assistant] I gotta say, the more I'm on the road, the more I'm like, the Zany's green room. It's top notch. There's so much stuff in there.


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[Assistant] Did you do the shows barefoot? Uh, last comment of the day is from Rob Hatchet, one of my favorite books. The, the Rob? What? Hatchet.


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[Assistant] It's more, it's my generation. It's a children's book. It's called Hatchet? Yea, it's called Hatchet. Okay.


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[Assistant] It's about a kid who survives a plane crash in the woods, if I remember correctly, with a hatchet. No, it's not. It's about survival.


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[Assistant] It's not Lord of the Flies, it's just one kid, if I remember right. Anyway, Rob Hatchet, you probably wrote the book.


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[Assistant] My wife and I just got our tickets to Aaron's show in Chattanooga on December 9th. All right. How about that? I met the comedy catch all weekend, December 7th through 9th. I love the comedy catch.


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[Assistant] We are pumped that this show will mean we hit the 2023 Nate Land Grand Slam, meaning we've seen all four guys headline this year. Y'all talk so much about sports. How about a yearly Grand Slam club? That's awesome.


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[Assistant] Well, hey, you're going to have fun in Chattanooga because that's a good club.


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[Assistant] But, that's great, because they needed to, they needed room.


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[Assistant] Oh, keep going. I'll chime in. I mean, better help is great.


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[Assistant] The best help, I think they should have called it that. That's a different, that's, that's their competitor. Oh, okay.


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[Assistant] I bet that's a big relief because I'm guessing a big fear or a big anxiety about starting therapy is like, what if I get this guy, you know, I don't vibe with them, but this one, you just, you just switch.


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[Assistant] Really cleared up the news. No, no, no. It's just funny that that's what I mean. I'd rather watch that than anything. It is good. Did you watch it?


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[Assistant] Okay, the first one where you're like, well, this is a guy brought in for what word?


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[Assistant] Uh, cause what was his connection again? He worked with Abigail or something? Okay.


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[Assistant] Yeah. And he got into some stuff and, uh, and that was pretty early on in the podcast. And he's a believer. Full on. Big time believer.


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[Assistant] I think so, or if I'm not here or you're not or something. Yeah. So let's say one of us. Yeah. All right.


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[Assistant] I remember when my older brother got the original Gameboy from Santa. That was a big deal.


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[Assistant] He was a genius and his father was a police officer and he would help his father solve crimes.


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[Assistant] Yeah, basically a genius kid. Most of it were like, crimes, uh,


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[Assistant] Among the kids. Yeah. Anyway, well, one of them was this guy tried to sell, uh, a sword, a civil war sword that was inscribed. Like this sword is from the first battle of bull run. And then the solution to this case was.


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[Assistant] They wouldn't have called it the first battle of Bull Run before the second. They didn't know there was going to be a second one.


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[Assistant] He was an entrepreneur too. He had a little booth. He'd be like, I'll solve your crime for five cents.


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[Assistant] That's right. What is a police chief? Who's out here? He's supposed to, I mean, he's just not going to use his genius kid to help. You might as well.


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[Assistant] I'll let you know there's a video of it.


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[Assistant] N64s did the test of time. That's still, because the graphics, my theory is the graphics weren't meant to look super realistic. They're all kind of cartoony. They've aged super well. They're still very playable. Nobody plays an original PlayStation anymore. Nobody plays a PS2 anymore.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, there's a couple exceptions. Like, uh, Goldeneye looks horrendous if you look at it now. Also the newt.


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[Assistant] The rear projection. I mean just like the heavy tube television. Like a deep TV.


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[Assistant] Was this, who was this guy? Was he a superhero or was it just like this?


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[Assistant] Originally the prototype was a Sumo wrestler.


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[Assistant] That would stretch, but he was too bulky and large. So the all American body was cast.


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[Assistant] Lincoln, Lincoln logs, probably one Lincoln log. Yeah. Well, it's doesn't, doesn't predate Lincoln. We know that. Oh, I don't know. Did you guys figure that out?


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[Assistant] What was that? Jax. Cup ball. I'm talking about Jax. I haven't heard Jax. 2600 BC. A marble.


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[Assistant] There's a Greek vase painting from 440 BC showing a boy playing with a yo-yo. Or holding a, uh...


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[Assistant] Now He-Man's based on a thing, right? That's, that's it.


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[Assistant] Why did they decide to leave it in? They're just like, this is not worth surgery.


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[Assistant] A lot when I was a kid, they sell these like,


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[Assistant] I would play with that when I was young. I would love having that kind of thing.


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[Assistant] For reference here, every, there are four home videos of my childhood.


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[Assistant] That's another crazy thing you think about. Like how many videos do you have of y'alls kids now? Like they're, much of their life is documented, right? Just for your own benefit. I have like,


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[Assistant] That was the toy. I cry if I didn't have it. Like it wasn't like they were forcing it on me. It's like, I wanted this. I just wanted to hold it. They were trying to wean you off the spatula.


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[Assistant] No, I didn't even know what it did. I just like the shape of it. I guess. I just like to hold.


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[Assistant] Give them a spatula, see what happens. They might be into it.


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[Assistant] You know, another interesting thing is I think kids that my mom told me that like.


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[Assistant] We would all play with toys differently. My older brother, all he would do.


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[Assistant] Let's see what just, sorry, I think your toy's suicidal over here. It's trying to jump off my cup. But, uh, my older brother would just take out all, just line them up.


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[Assistant] And other kids would do stuff with it. He just wanted to line it all up.


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[Assistant] So what does a spatula mean for my career? Oh, I don't, it's not good.


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[Assistant] Let's take a look at this from underneath.


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[Assistant] Plants and the new pets. What does that make pets? The new kids. New kids. And what does that make kids? Absolute.


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[Assistant] Oh man, game time and it's the best time of year.


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[Assistant] For game time, that's what I've been telling people. It is the holiday season and game time.


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[Assistant] Uh, is, is, is a really interesting option for gift ideas. A lot of times you have people in your life and you go, what can I even get that person? They have.


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[Assistant] A lot of stuff, add material things. What about the gift of experiences?


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[Assistant] What about the gift of getting out and doing things? And I think that's the best option with our schedule still hectic around the holidays. We like using the game time app.


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[Assistant] It has great prices on last minute tickets and flash deals. It is the fast and easy way to buy tickets for all the sports, music, theater, and of course comedy near you.


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[Assistant] The game time app makes it so easy to see the seat views right there in the app. You won't show up and be like, this isn't what I bought. I mean, it shows you it's quick.


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[Assistant] Easy, simple to use. They are the only ticket sales app that we know of that offers lowest price guarantee, event cancellation protection, and job loss protection.


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[Assistant] So if you're on the fence with work, don't worry about it.


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[Assistant] The fastest growing ticketing app in the country for a reason. And the reason is this, it has deals on tickets right up to the start of the event and even an hour after it starts. So if you want to skip the first few innings, if you want to skip the opening act,


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[Assistant] If you want to skip the first act of a play, that's great. The game time guarantee means you'll always get the best price. Take the guesswork out of buying tickets with game time.


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[Assistant] Download the Game Time app, create an account and use code Nate for $20 off your first purchase. Terms apply of course. Again, create an account and redeem code Nate for $20 off. That's crazy. Download Game Time today. Last minute tickets, lowest price guaranteed. That's a crazy deal. Good deal. Crazy deal. Great for the holiday season.


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[Assistant] Perpetual energy. Met us at the house.


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[Assistant] It's amazing how well they work too. I remember playing the slinky and my grandparents, uh, stairwell and it worked every time and you think it wouldn't. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Huge. I made the Lego magazine once when I was a kid.


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[Assistant] Send in a picture of me with something I built and it made the magazine.


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[Assistant] From the Columbus funny bone. Yeah, that's like right there and you can look in there and everything's just like these, these kits that, uh,


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[Assistant] I feel like, I don't know if kids these, like kids these days. I don't know, but I just had a huge bucket of just random whatever. Like there was no color coordination. I couldn't afford to do that.


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[Assistant] She could pay, you pay $300 and she'll build the Batmobile. That's what it is now.


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[Assistant] You had a good, I didn't know there was a joke coming. I'm sorry. I mean, I thought maybe at the end, but I don't know.


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[Assistant] Now this is months and months ago and people got sick of it, but we had an ongoing debate about whether there were more wheels or doors in the world.


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[Assistant] And my argument was the deciding factor in favor of wheels was the amount of wheels that Lego produces.


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[Assistant] Every year, millions and millions and millions of wheels that Lego makes. Do they make doors to them? Maybe, but not a couple.


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[Assistant] A couple dozen, they make a year, but wheels are so common.


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[Assistant] What's the old saying? The voice of the people is the voice of God. That's the voice of Nate. That's the voice of God.


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[Assistant] But it's not just cars that you're getting wheels. Wheels are on everything.


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[Assistant] These chairs we're sitting on, there's so many wheels in this room. Yeah. I don't even think it's particularly close.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, but there's more wheels. Alright. We'll talk about it later. Sorry, sorry Brian.


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[Assistant] Yes, it was Theodore Roosevelt saved a bear. That's right. So commemorate it. They made a Teddy bear.


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[Assistant] It still looks like, uh, I mean, I don't wanna touch it.


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[Assistant] They do feel like they own the place. Raccoons too.


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[Assistant] Here are the custom Funko Pops of all four of us made by Mike Kallenberg. That's awesome. They're very cool.


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[Assistant] Look, I have no complaints about any of it. It's going great. Yeah, it's really nice.


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[Assistant] I've told Nate, I'll do it for free, but I want the 1% of every Nate land t-shirts.


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[Assistant] I made 40 bucks. It's been a good three years. Uh, I guess that's a good place to wrap.


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[Assistant] This weekend, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Chattanooga, Tennessee. Everybody lives in Chattanooga. Everybody lives in the greater Chattanooga area or anybody willing to travel to Chattanooga, Tennessee. I'm at the Comedy Catch all weekend, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and then Sunday, I'm going to be in Knoxville as well.


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[Assistant] I'm in Knoxville. Allie Rays doing a show in Knoxville.


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[Assistant] Tennessee. So come see Brian and then come see me right after that. How about it? Little double dip. Love it. Work on that grand slam. How much time are you doing?


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[Assistant] And that's going to do it for this edition of the Nate land podcast. We love you. We love each of you individually and as a group.


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[Assistant] And we, we thank you for listening. None of this is lost on us and, uh, it's not about us. It's about you and, um, have a great, have a great holiday.


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[Assistant] Lose our number. We love you. Thank you. Thank you for listening. Go see us this weekend. All four of us. Bye.


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[Assistant] Are the smells like their greatest sense? You think where they're like, Oh, I got like a baby likes to pick things up and put it in their mouth. Like it's like their taste is their biggest thing.


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[Assistant] But I guess they're excited. Yeah, I mean, maybe if you really started breaking down a lot of things that dogs do, I mean, maybe, uh, it's not all about loving you, you know?


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[Assistant] Yeah, but you can't when we come in, when you come in the door and they're so excited.


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[Assistant] But maybe they're just excited, they're like, yes, the people that take care of me have returned.


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[Assistant] But you don't, you know, you don't have all day out there. You can't. It's like, I'm out here to exercise, not to stand here while you reduce your stress.


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[Assistant] You're right. And maybe that's all part of it. It's taking in these smells and it's all part of the tracking.


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[Assistant] I guess both, but I think there's more. I think there's less wilderness. Cause every, like, well, that's definite. Like where I live, it's like, they're always bulldozing the woods to build some new development. And so the deers are pushed out.


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[Assistant] To get out there. Yeah. So you can't be out unless you have a gun.


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[Assistant] My Thanksgiving was good, but I came to this realization and this is no offense to my family, but as the old people die, it feels like the recipes die with them. So like my sister, you know, I went to my sister's house and she did a great job, but it's like,


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[Assistant] She doesn't fix a dressing like my grandmother or like my aunt. I had an aunt. My, my dad is much younger than his siblings. So his aunt, my aunt was like 90 years old and she died a couple of years ago and she made the best dressing.


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[Assistant] Now the dressing's gone. We'll never have it again. No one has the recipe. So it's like each year as the older people die, so do all the good food. And maybe it's just my family. Hopefully there's some old people left in other people's family to keep it going.


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[Assistant] Well, you just keep writing, you write a recipe that just makes me sad. I don't write anything down. I don't think people are writing it down because they're just, you know,


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[Assistant] I think for my family, it's too late. I think we've already lost the old


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[Assistant] What else is there? I mean dressing, to me dressing is Thanksgiving.


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[Assistant] I mean, to me that's, you don't like it? No. My wife calls it stuffing. Well, stuffing is different. Stuffing is not good.


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[Assistant] Dressing is a different thing.


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[Assistant] I couldn't tell you, but stuffing often comes in a box. It's Stouffer's stuffing and it's.


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[Assistant] Yeah, see that's stuffing. Dressing would be more of a flat top and baked and you cut it out almost like a- That's certainly not it. Yeah. And it's like, it just feels like it made me real sad this year. And my sister did a great job. It's no offense to her.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it is. It is a big deal, but it's like, I don't know. It just feels this year, like I had a great time. My sister hosted. I love seeing the family, but, uh, you know, it just felt like, I don't know. Maybe I just.


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[Assistant] And I hope they don't listen because they'll be so offended that I'm saying this, but it just feels like when the old people die, we lose the old food.


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[Assistant] Well, maybe it's just not that they don't know how to cook, but it's just like my aunt made my favorite cookies and my favorite dressing. And now those are gone. Other people in the family have attempted the cookies, attempted the dressing, and they're good, but it's not the same.


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[Assistant] It's like I know it when I taste it, but I have no idea what was going on.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, but uhm, I would like to, yeah, I'd like to go get some of that dressing.


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[Assistant] So your mom is in like a casserole dish.


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[Assistant] And that's who we named our daughter after. Our daughter has the middle name of my aunt.


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[Assistant] Now were you there when the iron bowl was taking place? No, no, we were, I was back home watching it. Okay. Alone. And, uh.


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[Assistant] So, my wife will not watch football with me and uhm, I like watching football alone because I like to watch it.


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[Assistant] I'd like to watch with one other person that also cares about the game. That way we can cheer with each other. At the same level though. Yes.


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[Assistant] That's actually the greatest thing about the heartbreak because 10 years ago, very heartbreaking for Alabama.


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[Assistant] They do love to throw out the cheat in Alabama cheats. Of course. They love to throw out the Alabama cheats line. That's the best thing about, uh, people getting paid in college now is that they no longer will just say, they go, well, that's what Nick Saban has been doing for years.


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[Assistant] I was, I was like, I wanted Alabama to win, but it was a heartbreaking loss. I was like, ugh, that's not how I wanted this game to go down.


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[Assistant] That's awesome. I just want that to be stated here. I say a lot of crazy things, but I can't make those kind of.


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[Assistant] But it's like, it was never the norm experience, you know.


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[Assistant] Do you want to dance? Elliot the Luca. What's Luca? Day would be of, right?


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[Assistant] I knew a guy named Elliot Knight. Oh.


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[Assistant] The heated seat does feel like a bit much. And who wants your bathroom experience at home to be that good? I mean that ruins every, especially if you travel a lot. Like I don't need it to be that good at home to where I'm like when I get out in the world, everything seems so much less.


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[Assistant] But you know what I mean though, like this, it raises and lowers for you. You got a bidet, the seat's warm. It's like, it seems like too much. I don't mean I want at home to have a porta potty when I go to a hotel.


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[Assistant] Don't ever let me make too much money, that's for sure. I won't ever leave.


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[Assistant] Well, if I've made enough to where I'm all set.


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[Assistant] How do you not know that your stuff's not poking through the toilet paper? I don't know. I don't think we should be talking about this.


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[Assistant] I got a few messages about not wanting peacocks. I, I am, there is no danger that I'm going to be getting peacocks. I don't. Yeah, I don't. There's a lot of exotic animals that I like and things that I'm into, but peacocks are not one of them.


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[Assistant] Yeah, a peacock. I've seen them in Florida. Uh, in the wild.


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[Assistant] I like that this paragraph has California listed as if it's a different country.


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[Assistant] Various countries, including California, and then it ends with North America, which is also not a...


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[Assistant] I've seen them too and I, but yeah, I mean there's no danger that I'm gonna be stocking up the backyard with people.


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[Assistant] I do appreciate the heads up though, but I'm not going to be getting any.


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[Assistant] Her, uh, uncles and stuff, they're much more Canadian, but yeah, it's still very, uh, what is the, uh, it's very understandable.


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[Assistant] I don't know. Yeah. That means you understand it.


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[Assistant] Like when someone speaks, you understand what they're saying. Understandable seems like you're, uh,


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[Assistant] I don't know how this has turned into a me versus you swimming competition. I'm down.


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[Assistant] It's like the starter guy. I'll just never understand why it is more unrealistic that I could blend in with a swimming team than Brian of the professional soccer team.


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[Assistant] I don't think so. Michael Phelps is like 6'5". I don't think so. Most swimmers are that tall. You're 3'6". I still disagree. I don't think it, um, yeah, I mean, well, let's, yeah, I mean, come on. Yeah, dude. Let's pull up David Beckham.


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[Assistant] I just can't understand why there's not more emphasis on the idea that.


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[Assistant] I just think that we're judging off the world's best swimmer versus, you know, some average swimmers.


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[Assistant] I, I, I'm down for the challenge though. Now I have to race you, just to race everyone here and play soccer against everyone.


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[Assistant] You wake me up and I'll beat you. When we initially started this, the whole thing was that we would get a little bit of time to train for whatever sport we wanted to blend in with.


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[Assistant] You guys are gonna have me swimming in hotel pools. I've kinda swore off hotel pools, but now I'm gonna be in there every weekend now. That's all I'm gonna be doing.


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[Assistant] Uh, I can't. What training are you gonna be doing? I'm just gonna be swimming. I gotta get my, I gotta get myself back into it.


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[Assistant] And I even then were like, we're not really swimming. I have my daughter in the pool and I'm just kind of, you know, floating around. Yeah. I want to.


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[Assistant] Go to the ocean and swim. That's where you get the best, really the best training.


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[Assistant] By the time we're ready, I'm gonna be. If we're gonna do it, I'm gonna be ready to go.


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[Assistant] I mean now, now it's like some challenge between me and Nate to win. I mean, of course I'm in, but.


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[Assistant] What's the sport you're blending in with? Well, long snapper.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeaah, I'm down for that too. Yeaah. Yeaah. We got a lot of stuff.


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[Assistant] I mean I used to, I mean, growing up I was a real swimmer. I mean I was really...


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[Assistant] You know, we saw him in creeks and ponds and, and lakes and yeaah.


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[Assistant] Cause that could hold you back. Yeah, it may. I didn't have it then, but I've had it at various times in my life. How deep were your creaks?


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[Assistant] Well, we've walked some creeks where it's like, it's like this, and then suddenly it opens up and it becomes big enough to swim in.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, I wish we could see more of the walk. It seems like it must have been a long walk to get out to where it's at. Show us more of the mountain. How far was that walk, you know?


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[Assistant] When the hotel says, not liable if your car gets broken into in the night, and it's like.


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[Assistant] Came out of all the mountain and just, yeah, rushed the train.


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[Assistant] That's what I want to see. Like when Bigfoot is finally exposed, they're like, yeah, we're here and we're taking over. They're like deer. Yeah.


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[Assistant] And we think they're primitive, but they got guns and they're like ready to go. Yeah. It's a real takeover.


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[Assistant] I do believe in the Loch Ness Monster. I don't know if I believe in these pictures. I do believe in it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but why are they not just skim the whole lake? I think it's a really...


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[Assistant] It's. I think the deepest they can go is like seven or eight miles and I think, uh, it goes deeper. It's about the, like the ocean.


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[Assistant] Because if we have all this technology, why would they not want to just go, alright, it's not real, it's not in there.


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[Assistant] I think Bigfoot's different, right? Because if this thing is supposedly in this lake, then it's like, what you're saying, we have all this tracking, we have all this scanner, we have the rendering of the lake. Why not go in there and just be like, alright, it's not, it's not in here.


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[Assistant] We've officially, uh, can tell you that it's not in here.


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[Assistant] Imagine the tourism that could come to this area. Right now, there's tourism off of a conspiracy of a lot. Well, they might not. Yeah, that's right.


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[Assistant] Solve stuff. But what if we found out there were a whole species of these things and then we could- Well, that famous photo was now 90 years old.


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[Assistant] Uh, videos and pictures, but I believe accounts of people that say they've seen things.


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[Assistant] I do think there's something in these, like, some mystery in these lakes and oceans that we don't know about.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, it's like, uh, yeah, I mean, there's some mystery out there and I, you know, it's like, uh, they, you know, they just, when did they just, we, we talked about this, but when they discovered the gorilla, like the early 1900s or something, it's like, um,


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[Assistant] This lake has some cave connecting to the ocean in Loch Ness.


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[Assistant] That's my whole argument against space exploration. It's like 90% of the ocean is not explored. And we're like, let's go to Mars. We can do both. They're doing both. I know, but I know what it means.


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[Assistant] Yes, exactly. Yeah. Plenty of salt for the dogs to lick. You know what I mean?


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[Assistant] Let's walk into NASA and go, listen, we're shutting it down. All of you now focus on the oceans. You're now called no. So yeah, you're going to focus inwardly, inwardly.


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[Assistant] Uh, national ocean, sea, ocean, just to, you know, so we're all bodies of water. Yeah. So it's like all bodies of water.


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[Assistant] Here we are. I've seen this video. I don't know. I don't know what it is, but uhm, I don't think it's a human.


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[Assistant] Especially, uh, if you took your dog, your dog probably sniffed for a while after that thing went into the grass like that. Yeah, that would be, I don't know, you'd have to cue.


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[Assistant] Yeah, like it's a whole earth. It's a whole world. Well, okay. That's true. They could be on the other side. Mars is bigger than earth, right? A good bit bigger. No, it's smaller.


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[Assistant] So you could land in the Grand Canyon of Earth and ride your Rover around and be like, there's nobody around.


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[Assistant] Maybe they're afraid of awakening the great octopus down there and, uh, and they find out that they're highly intelligent and they do take over.


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[Assistant] The idea that we think we've got it all figured out or we're just not gonna explore it is unacceptable. We got a lot of people without a lot of unemployment. Let's put them to work. Yeah. Let's get some funding and be like, Hey, if you're unemployed, that would be.


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[Assistant] But they seemed to be offended that they had won a comedy award.


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[Assistant] I don't think that the com-comedy was offended that that movie was. I think they were like, they were like, this was a more serious movie. This was not really a comedy. Everything Matt Damon does.


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[Assistant] I liked it, but I didn't think of it as a comedy either.


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[Assistant] I like that Skull Island. King Kong Skull Island. That was great. The movie.


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[Assistant] I'm into it. I mean, I agree. That's what I'm saying.


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[Assistant] Well, you know, I would like to say that, uh, I'm talking about paying them. You know, there's a compensation. You're not. It's a real job. And they don't have to do it.


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[Assistant] Looking for Bigfoot. Looking for Bigfoot. I just think if I were homeless and I were like, man, I'd love to get out of being homeless. I'd love to get out of being homeless. And then somebody comes along with an opportunity, uh, and an adventure I'd take.


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[Assistant] Or maybe you'd be dressed up as a soccer player, you know? See how long.


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[Assistant] All right. Well, I'll be Thursday. I'll be at CB live in, uh, Phoenix, Arizona. And then I'll be at the weekend, Friday, Saturday, Sunday at the Tempe improv. So it's going to be.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yeah. You hate me even more now? No.


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[Assistant] That is a good sense. That is a big trip for someone that you don't like. Yes. That'd be tough.


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[Assistant] Don't move past that. It says here they're wealthy private investors focused on financing small businesses, business. I can't read business ventures and exchange for equity. So.


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[Assistant] Doesn't sound like much of an angel to me. It seems like they're wanting something out of me.


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[Assistant] Exactly. What are you? Scorpio. Scorpio, yeaah. More commonality.


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[Assistant] And he was really the first one, right? He started the whole, not even start the country of North Korea, but he started this whole separatist thing, right?


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's good. Maybe North Korea has the best lawns for it though. Maybe it's a good...


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[Assistant] When my family used to take binoculars, they would sit so far away at concerts before, I guess it was before screens. I don't know, but they would take binoculars.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and it's an event, right? It's like you can watch comedy at home, but you're like, you still got all your regular distractions. You got your phone, you got, uh, you know, you can pause it. It's like you're in an event. It is fun to be in an event.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and if you're like a grown kid, you can still watch it with your parents. Like if you're in your 20s or 30s, you can watch with your parents and not be embarrassed about what's happening.


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[Assistant] I find that the higher the success goes, the more your parents are willing to go. Hey, that's okay.


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[Assistant] I went to, uh, Skyline Comedy Club in, uh, Wisconsin.


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[Assistant] Appleton, Wisconsin. It was great. Couple of sold out shows, couple of shows that, uh,


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[Assistant] We're definitely not sold out and, uh, but they were all fun. It was a blast. It was great. I loved it. Appleton, such a nice town.


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[Assistant] And he's a great golfer. School the same time and same place.


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[Assistant] Any highlights of you playing basketball on the internet anywhere?


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[Assistant] Because they make it so easy to see the seat views right there in the app.


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[Assistant] It's very quick and simple to use. They are the only ticket sales app that I know of that offers lowest price guarantee, event cancellation protection, and job loss protection.


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[Assistant] Game time is the place for last minute ticket deals. It's the fastest growing ticketed app in the country for a reason. Forget planning months in advance. Game time has deals on tickets right up to the start of the event and even an hour after it starts. That's big time. The game time guarantee means you'll never


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[Assistant] I'm sorry. The game time guarantee means you'll always get the best prize. It's the opposite of never.


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[Assistant] People always say that. They don't say younger brother, but they always say I look like David Cross in disguise.


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[Assistant] I need to blame myself actually. Yeah. As it's happening.


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[Assistant] I know a lot of the comics in Charleston, I wish I knew who that was, but I would think that Daniel Tosh probably would tell a joke that the audience wouldn't catch and then it would be okay to make fun of them. Yes. I think most of the time when it happens, that's not the case. It was actually, it was Daniel Tosh. That's who opened for us.


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[Assistant] I mean, it feels like you'll hate me by the time you're done finding pictures, but I love that. I like that tradition.


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[Assistant] I got glitter bomb, but just pictures of me as you're vacuuming it up, you just see me.


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[Assistant] I wouldn't do that in comedy condos for a while and I felt like people were making fun of me for it. And I was like, come on guys, it's a joke. We're making a joke here. It's a good bit.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'd like to leave a picture behind in hopes that the next comic in the condo is a fan and they'll be like, oh, this is nice that he left this. I'll take this home with me.


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[Assistant] Uh, hotel. Nice. So I left one there for the maid. Smart. Yeah. Yeah. Did you really? No.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Why don't you do a cash only Philip? South Carolina, Alabama search for me, you know, cause I've lived there too. Maybe I have unclaimed money there somehow.


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[Assistant] Yeah, there's really no way to know, cause I find even at those shows, uh, for me, where the crowd might be a little more rowdier, that can be the more interesting show, right? You, you might get my.


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[Assistant] The best jokes and my best act in the early show but the late show you're gonna get weirder stuff where things just happen and the more in the moment stuff is funny.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we grew up believing that he discovered America and now we're.


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[Assistant] Everybody says we should hate him. So I'm, I'm conflicted on him.


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[Assistant] You know, they got, yeaah. I mean, I feel like, what was there, uh, there was a Leaf something that played football somewhere, right? No, Ryan Leaf. Ryan Leaf. But there was a Leaf, isn't there an actor or something named Leaf? Leaf Garrett?


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[Assistant] Maybe? Leaf Garrett sounds familiar. Levi Garrett is chewing.


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[Assistant] Not as cool a ring to it, I think. Not a lot of cities named after Leif Erikson. Not many Vikings left either. Yea, you gotta get a lot of Columbus's.


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[Assistant] On a climate friendly ship. Three ships.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Do you know the names of the ships? The Nina, the Peter, the Santa Maria. Man, you guys are pros. Yeah. Was that Columbus's ships? That was Columbus's.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we took the whole thing. There's North America, South America, but we're like, we're the United States of America.


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[Assistant] He's credited with discovering the whole thing and he just got some cities in Georgia and Ohio. Probably some more.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't, yeah. I don't believe that you're able to be like, nah, this is how it looks. Yeah. Even now.


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[Assistant] They're just like, yeah, this is the shape of it. And we go, well, we don't have a, we can't show you're wrong. So.


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[Assistant] Well, uh, but airplanes could fly over.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but how high can you look down on Florida from way up and be like, oh, that's the shape.


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[Assistant] Drawing a map back then, I mean that is some real work. Are you just measuring along the whole way?


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[Assistant] That's what some people say the Earth is, Turtle Island. I think so.


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[Assistant] The old, old, old stuff they would call, what do they call, no, they call it America Turtle Island.


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[Assistant] What does that mean? Yeah. What does that mean? I don't know. Have you not heard that? No. I'm guessing not, right? I don't know if we'd look at the same internet. Well, let's see. Yeah. Turtle Island, indigenous North America folklore.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Turtle Island is a name for earth or North America used by some indigenous peoples.


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[Assistant] Well, anyway, I mean, I think it fits in with what we're talking about here. I mean, cause we look like a turtle. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Turtle. Yeah. I mean, yeah, you can look it up on your own time really, but. Yeah. But.


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[Assistant] I just wanted to make sure that I wasn't crazy here and I did hear that. Yeah. Turtle Island. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, there is conspiracy around that. Yeah, I call them sirens, you know, like where the people at sea for so long would think that they would see these women in the water, these really attractive women, and they would like be calling to them. So men would dive overboard to go, and then they would just eat them up.


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[Assistant] Oh, that's about, you know, they have these alien pods and they put them in the swimming pool and it's at a retirement home. And when the old people swim in the pool, it makes them young again. They're starting to like not physically young, but they start to be vibrant. It's a great movie. Yeah. I don't want to give it away, but it's a good movie.


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[Assistant] I got famous. Wilford Brimley's in it. That was his big movie.


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[Assistant] I think he had diabetes. He's famous for saying it like that. Diabetes. There's a commercial that I found the other day.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Point is all that confusion. Zoc Doc will clear that up.


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[Assistant] It's weird when they don't accept your insurance. It's like, why not? It's like, why not, why are you not taking this kind?


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[Assistant] I talk about things, but, and people make assumptions about me, but, uh, I never claim that.


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[Assistant] But all it is, is there's magnetic north and then you just travel east and you just go, you make your way in a circle. If you believe that sort of thing, you would just make your way around in a circle. So you're still going east because there's magnetic north in the center.


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[Assistant] So north would still be towards the center and then you would just go east. You would follow your, your, your compass or compass as you guys say. He says compass. Compass. You would follow that east and it would take you in a complete circle.


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[Assistant] Uh, well there's, you know, there's stars. They're wandering stars. Cause space is not real.


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[Assistant] Well, you just look up at a canopy of stars. You're not.


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[Assistant] You believe that you can soar through there in a spaceship.


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[Assistant] And I, and I, and it is believable. I get it. I mean, it is hard to look at it and go, but I'm not saying I believe those things. I'm just saying this is, I'm taking a point of view here. Yeah. Just try to have fun. Yeah. I'm not, you know, people love to say, I believe the earth is fine. I'm just saying, Hey, I'm just pointing out some stuff. That's, you know.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, well, that would be the explanation for traveling circle. And then like as far as space goes, it's like, you know, people always say, find me a, you know, something of space that's not from NASA, you know, and it's like,


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[Assistant] Yeah, so, you know, you trust who you want to trust, you know what I mean? If you trust Russia, I mean, that's on you, you know what I mean?


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[Assistant] Right, but it's like, can you find, you know, it's like, why don't they let us, you know, just explore space on our own?


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[Assistant] Yeah, but Jeff Bezos launched a ship and it went real high.


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[Assistant] And then it came down and they got out and everybody went, ah, you did it. But they didn't really. These are the new explorers, modern day explorers. And they're trying, you know what I mean? They're putting their good.


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[Assistant] I really do. You know. But, you know, we already have. We all know that.


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[Assistant] This is just a bit. Yeah. Okay. We're just having a good time here.


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[Assistant] Uh, have voted on the name of this though. Zealandia? Yeah, I don't like that. That's not a fun continent name. Is it from New Zealand?


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[Assistant] So this is what I'm saying. Let's put our energy into this. Let's build underwater city on top of Zealandia.


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[Assistant] Yeah, like if you're born in one of the underwater cities and you're like, you're like the little mermaid, you dream of one day going on land.


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[Assistant] A little bit, but I like that movie, okay? People seem to hate it. I like it.


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[Assistant] I mean, some people, crazy people, even think that when they film space things, it's happening underwater.


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[Assistant] Obviously these people are nuts, but it is similar in that's how they will practice for space underwater. And that is true. They will practice underwater.


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[Assistant] Cause you, you know, it's just, you know, not a lot of gravity, can't breathe. Yeah. So you gotta.


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[Assistant] The movie Snatch, you know, he was in that as not a fighting role. Yeah. And that movie was about fighting.


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[Assistant] Oh, Star Wars too. The first, uh, one of the Star Wars prequels, he was a bit of an action guy.


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[Assistant] I don't know, I don't know. Oh, it's good. Yeah. Yeah. It's very funny.


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[Assistant] One guy on some National Geographic thing, he was talking about he, they went so deep and it looked like there was a beach underwater and they tried to go down and the


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[Assistant] Water was so, uh, like so much salt content, whatever you would say there, was so thick they couldn't go down further. They were bouncing, but it was like there were shells and stuff and it was like.


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[Assistant] This water was running up on the beach. Really? I saw that on something.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but it was from a National Geographic type thing. So it's like, it's just wild what's down there.


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[Assistant] Uh, this weekend I'm going to be in Syracuse, New York at the Funny Bone and I don't usually sell a lot of tickets there, but I go every year and it's so much fun. So do come.


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[Assistant] Uh, cause it's gonna be great. I have a lot of fun there.


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[Assistant] And I probably shouldn't tell people I don't normally sell a lot of tickets there, but I'm just saying do come because it's going to be great.


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[Assistant] Make directives free. It's great. You know what? And since this is a Columbus episode, in two weeks, I'll be at the Columbus funny bone.


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[Assistant] I love that club. I love them all. You know, I love Syracuse. I love Columbus. It's going to be great. I love the people. Everything's wonderful.


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[Assistant] Yeah, cause the picture I saw just looked like the stove was burned in the microwave, which is not really an excuse to move houses. Yeah. You know?


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[Assistant] It's, you know, I've worked with people that have done SNL over the years, but it's fun to see like, uh, you know, my friend that I do a podcast with rocking SNL.


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[Assistant] You're a little delirious too.


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[Assistant] It's a big deal though, I mean, we're similar in age, so, you know, we grew up watching the same SNL, uh, Farley and Spade and, and Sandler and it's like, yeaah, I mean, it's huge. Nape Argotse as a kid never thought you'd be hosting.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you gotta run it. You have to regret this. Yeah. Because if you're doing without a case and it's okay, then what am I doing? Yeah. Am I just a, a, a clut? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I like it.


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[Assistant] No, do they, is it, no, I haven't watched in a long time. Do they, is it normally the host in like every sketch? I felt like you were in every sketch. You were, and you were great. You were rocking it.


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[Assistant] I've never seen you act, you know what I mean? Like, um, I don't, not that I don't think that you can, but I've never seen it.


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[Assistant] Maybe they just had more fans than we realize. Like everybody's a fan.


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[Assistant] I'm getting my own world. That song would be a hit on the radio if they didn't say it was from Saturday Night Live. If they were like, this is just a song.


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[Assistant] I believe so. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. James Austin also very funny.


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[Assistant] It looks like a water burger. Oh, maybe Tennessee. Oh, I think it's water burger. Is that Tennessee orange though? I think so.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I didn't put any of these pens up here.


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[Assistant] Everyone's saying that they want to hear just inside details. This is great. No one's going to get this kind of info.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, it was fun, um, you know, it's so fun just, um, you know, cutting on Saturday Night Live and then just seeing.


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[Assistant] Like my friend out there, I was like, this is fun. Yeah. It's surreal, isn't it? Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I feel the same way. And also in a way like nervous for you.


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[Assistant] Like I'm like, I, you know, just as a standup comic, especially, you know, it's like one thing to do the tonight show. I mean, you're still in front of a live audience, but if it goes horrible, I think there's still a chance that it could not air. But like, there's no chance for you that that doesn't air.