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[Assistant] You guys celebrate that more than you let on. We had a Toyota minivan with a one to one sliding door. Yeah. And it's actually at a baseball game in the parking lot. My older brother, that door just slid right off the car. We had the, we had a bungee cable it to the car drive home with this door. Yeah. It was pretty embarrassing.


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[Assistant] I don't think we had room, man. We had six of us in there. It was packed in there. And we wanted to put the door back on. So how do we? Did you get it back on? I think they, yeah, we ended up getting it put back on.


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[Assistant] I'd like to hear us continue to take stabs at it.


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[Assistant] What do you think would happen if the earth just stopped rotating?


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[Assistant] It'd be bad quick. Yeah. Yeah. Real quick. I mean, you said we're going a thousand miles an hour, so. If we stopped at zero. We'd die for sure. We'd have whiplash for sure. We'd fall over. Yeah, I'd say we'd fall over. I mean.


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[Assistant] Yeah. The inertia of going a thousand miles an hour and then just stabbing. Yeah. Maybe I'll be dead. Sorry. I brought that up. I was just, I've been thinking about that all episode. Yeah. Talked about the earth spinning.


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[Assistant] Not necessarily. Because the earth's still rotating the sun. Still going around the sun. In this hypothetical scenario. It's just no longer spinning on its axis.


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[Assistant] Or forward is theoretically, you've, you travel this faster than the speed of light than you can.


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[Assistant] Speed up time, right? You can jump ahead, but you can never go backwards. You can't go negative, you know?


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[Assistant] I, I gave up fast food this year. I made it four hours into my trip home from Wisconsin. Did you really? This weekend? Yeah. And I already ate Panera. It was like, is that really fast food? It felt like a healthy option.


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[Assistant] I joined Planet Fitness the day after Ralphie May died. I joined Planet Fitness and I have never been. And you have to go into Planet Fitness to cancel it. So I don't know if I'll ever cancel it. I've been paying $10 a month for


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[Assistant] I was working that night, my boss comes in and he goes, Hey, I heard about that, uh, that Ralphie May guy that died. I go, yeah, he's a really nice guy. He goes.


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[Assistant] And I called when the pandemic started and I was like, okay, now you gotta let me cancel over the phone. Cause I'm not allowed to be there. And they're like, we'll put a freeze on your account and then it'll start back up when we open back up. And I'm like, ah, gosh. Still can't get out.


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[Assistant] Oh, that's their business model. If they, if, if a hundred percent of the people that subscribed and went there, there'd be no room.


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[Assistant] They're banking on a big percentage never going.


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[Assistant] She'll go down there for me and cancel. That's my New Year's resolution is to cancel my gym memory.


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[Assistant] That's thank you. Yeah. That's what I know that. But, but still, that's, that's what it's a lot younger and rougher though. That's true.


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[Assistant] They're like, well, do you have your ID card? I'm like, look, this is as far as I've made it. So no, I don't have an ID.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I did in high school for football and stuff. And I worked out a little bit first couple of years of college. I tried. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I played full pad, intermural. So that kind of kept me in shape.


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[Assistant] I play football at Notre Dame, not for that's what I like to say.


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[Assistant] A week from today, January 13th, uh, doing Aaron Weber and Friends at Zany's in Nashville. That could be a lot of fun.


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[Assistant] I'm proud of you buddy. You're doing a lot better.


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[Assistant] Pretty great. They should start doing that here. So how did you get yours?


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[Assistant] Well, I had a question, since the show was supposed to be about the whole state of New York. Hit me beefcake. In New York City. Hit me, hit me Brewster. Do you look at the rest of the state very differently?


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[Assistant] Alright, so the state, uh, nicknames Empire State.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Franklin D Roosevelt, Miller Fillmore.


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[Assistant] The Woodstock Music Festival was actually held on a dairy farm in Bethel, New York. Woodstock would not allow it.


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[Assistant] Yep, so Woodstock said no, so they moved it to Bethel.


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[Assistant] Uh, Lake Placid, New York. I've only seen you host the Winter Olympics twice.


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[Assistant] Uh, it's the largest national park in the United States. Wow. Over 6 million acres. It's larger than Yellowstone, Glacier, Everglades, and Grand Canyon combined. Dude.


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[Assistant] According to the internet. I mean, it takes up, it looked like a third of New York state was bigger than Yellowstone.


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[Assistant] That's a giant thing. Yeah. The one below it. Look how, well the state of New York up there. Look how big. Man.


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[Assistant] Yeah, do you know how New York or any of its boroughs got their names?


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[Assistant] So the Dutch settled in New York, they called it New Amsterdam.


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[Assistant] They're almost all, yeah, they're almost all Dutch names. But then a few years later, the English took over the Dutch and they changed it to New York after the Duke of York.


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[Assistant] I remember when we got two major league sports teams here, the Titans and the Predators, and it just was the greatest thing ever. You have two of every major sports team.


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[Assistant] I think, uh, it was Willis McGahey when he got drafted by the Bills, he thought that was New York City, he said. And he got there and he's like, where's all the buildings? He really thought he was going to New York City till he arrived in Buffalo.


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[Assistant] Big and you were just selling out every show.


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[Assistant] I mean, this is the 1600s, but they traded goods that are worth 24 US dollars.


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[Assistant] Uh, New York City was the capital of the U.S. Yup.


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[Assistant] New York State has 18,000 cattle. They're the third leading producers of dairy products in the U.S.


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[Assistant] Uh, the New York Post was established by Alexander Hamilton in 1803.


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[Assistant] Yeah. We got the ice first round and then we got snow on top of it. Yeah.


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[Assistant] We got tickets for Night in the Fall. Should we wait watching the Netflix special?


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[Assistant] This was a podcast review. Apple podcast review.


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[Assistant] So you just asked originally, like, do they keep getting money? And basically, no, they get it the first time when they sell them.


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[Assistant] You still feel like that's the right way to say it though, right? Cause I feel like we're hearing two different things.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Ryan Hamilton has a very funny joke about canceling his gym membership. I sent him a letter.


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[Assistant] What an encyclopedia salesman is.


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[Assistant] That's cool. I mean, they have two intermissions, so that was hard to get. As a football fan, they have almost like two halftimes.


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[Assistant] That was 1980. So. That's it. So. Before you were born.


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[Assistant] Well, it wasn't in Seattle, but. Okay.


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[Assistant] The state is typically divided politically by the Cascade Mountains. Western Washington's liberal, Eastern Washington's conservative.


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[Assistant] But since Seattle's in Western Washington, the state always votes liberal.


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[Assistant] No state has gone longer without a Republican governor than Washington.


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[Assistant] By volume, just in Everett, Washington, the Boeing factory.


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[Assistant] Uh, Seahawks fans set a, uh, sports record for loudest crowd noise during a Mania football game. Yeah. 137.6 decibels. On the Beastquake, right?


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[Assistant] Uh, Eastern Washington plays on a red field. And only red field.


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[Assistant] Who? Michael Ruse. Oh really? Oh really? Michael Ruse donated $500,000. It is because he played there.


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[Assistant] Alright, let's get into something that'll be interesting. Washington has more Bigfoot sightings than any state in the country. By far. There it is. There's the map.


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[Assistant] For the record, one of us is more of an enthusiast than the other two.


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[Assistant] That would be a weird way to spell Rachel. And I like Rochelle Cordell. Just having a name that rhymes like that is pretty nice.


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[Assistant] I don't remember anything from dreams, anything concrete.


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[Assistant] I'll wake up and realize I just had a nightmare and I was like, oh man, that was awful. But I don't remember anything that happens in them.


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[Assistant] No, I just wake up like, oh man. And I just know that I just went through something.


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[Assistant] There is, the dining hall on campus does look just like the great hall in Hogwarts. People always called it that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm doing this right now. It is awkward cause I have to get my groomsmen, they have to go get fitted for a tux and then they have to-


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[Assistant] But it is, it is like, it costs like, just like 200 bucks to rent it and it's so awkward to ask somebody to do it.


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[Assistant] No, it's just a, like one of the more basic ones, dude. But I've done it a few, I've been in a few weddings and it's just something you have to do, you know?


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[Assistant] I was trying to think of something unique. I mean, look, the ship's probably sailed on that. I'm getting married in a month. I can't have all that done.


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[Assistant] I've got knives and flasks and stuff like that.


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[Assistant] Well, why wouldn't that group of four let them, why would they not let him play through?


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[Assistant] If you're playing slowly, you'd say, Hey, play through or do you ask to play through if you're going faster?


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[Assistant] I know it's just so easy dude and everything is on there.


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[Assistant] And it's way more reliable now. When it first started, I remember being told that in school, like, would you use Wikipedia? Like, that's like putting Google as your source, you know? It's just so much different now, I think.


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[Assistant] People liked it. So we pick it up right where we left off with the middle ages.


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[Assistant] It always, I always have to think it's one less than.


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[Assistant] Literally every time somebody's like, 19th century, I have to think, oh, subtract one. It's the 1800s. Every time I have to do that.


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[Assistant] You know? Because it is weird. Because you want to go, it's 18th century, the 1800s.


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[Assistant] Let's back up a little bit. Yeah, I guess if you, if you talk about 1.2 billion Roman Catholics, 1.8 billion Muslims. So if you, if you lump all the Christians together. Oh, now you need it. Oh, now, yeah. I'm coming back around. Hey guys, we were


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[Assistant] Yeah, well, my understanding is that, yeah, like reading was, uh, rich, wealthy, the affluent could read and all the peasants couldn't, so they controlled all the information, dude.


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[Assistant] And then when that got flipped on its head, that's when everything changed.


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[Assistant] What about the scream? You seen that one? The scream? The scream, dude. You never seen the scream?


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[Assistant] The screen. This might not even been the Renaissance. Sorry. I brought it up.


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[Assistant] A lot of these guys didn't become famous until after they died too. So it's like, who knows, who knows what guys living now will be, will be famous later. Yeah.


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[Assistant] A famous painting, like the Mona Lisa. What do you, what can I do with it?


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[Assistant] Like what can I, you know, it's only worth money if somebody pays for it. Like, can I just sell this to some?


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[Assistant] Because we agree, we just decide, we decide that it is. Yeah, we just decide that it is.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. What's like the guys who pay millions of dollars for like, uh, Barry Bonds, Home Run Ball.


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[Assistant] What do you think the thought process behind the Mona Lisa is as we look at it?


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[Assistant] Yeah, we do probably look into it more than they even wanted us to.


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[Assistant] So these are the three, these are like, uh, the lowest tier for sure. Nobody cares about these three guys.


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[Assistant] Just cause you don't hear much about these three. They look like afterthoughts.


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[Assistant] These are the, I mean look, these are the three main characters for sure.


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[Assistant] And we got Mr. Tomness from Lion Witch and the Wardrobe back here with a finger in the air.


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[Assistant] Are you gonna lie in witch in the wardrobe? No. Or CS Lewis?


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[Assistant] Probably, I think it was in middle school when it, when the newer ones came out. Yeah. Yeah. It's perfect.


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[Assistant] Big age range in this crew. Yeah.


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[Assistant] You're right, this first guy, especially when you see his feet, like he really is like, can I please be a part of this group?


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[Assistant] I think I can see it pretty good. Yeah. From here.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he was up on like a scaffolding on his back.


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[Assistant] Well, how'd he do it? He just- They flipped the building upside down and then he drew it.


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[Assistant] Okay, how did he do the entire ceiling in four years and DaVinci took him three years to do the most?


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[Assistant] The Pope insisted. He was like, nah, let's go make a basket again.


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[Assistant] Well, why are the Ninja Turtles named after all these guys? Do you know, I mean, do you know about the?


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[Assistant] I've seen people go back and recreate these from, from his sketches and they, a lot of them work.


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[Assistant] He invented a big parachute that was just a pyramid or a triangle, depending on how you look at it.


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[Assistant] Parachute. And somebody built that and it worked.


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[Assistant] I wonder if it had the, what is it called, the Barbara Streisand effect?


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[Assistant] It's when you ban something that actually increases the amount of people that want to go check it out.


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[Assistant] She had some movie, I don't remember, I don't know where that name comes from. She had a movie that they tried to cancel or something that actually caused an uptick. Because people are so interested. The Catholic Church did? No, not the Catholic, not the Catholic Church. Just, yeah.


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[Assistant] I don't know. I don't know who, but not the Catholic Church, no.


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[Assistant] The Streisand Effect is a social phenomenon that occurs when an attempt to hide, remove, or censor information has the unintended consequence of further publicizing that information off to via the internet. Oh, okay.


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[Assistant] I had it a little backwards. It's after Barbra Streisand whose attempt to suppress the California Coastal Records Project photograph of her residence in Malibu.


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[Assistant] Inadvertently drew further attention to it. Okay. Somebody took a picture of her house. She tried to censor it and then that caused a lot of people to go check it out.


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[Assistant] But if you, if you, if I was told a book is now a forbidden book, I would, I mean, I probably wouldn't read a book.


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[Assistant] No, you're not wrong. Mike Masnick of Tech Dirt coined the term in 2005.


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[Assistant] So listen to this, before she filed a lawsuit to get the picture taken down, it had been downloaded six times. And two of those downloads were from her own attorneys.


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[Assistant] Then she filed the lawsuit and because it got so popular, 420,000 people downloaded the picture after that. Talk about a backfire.


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[Assistant] Wait, so Copernicus just straight up just looked.


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[Assistant] Several people claim that they invented it, but credit usually goes to...


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[Assistant] Dutch eyeglass maker Hans Lepersche, 1608. He filed for the first patent.


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[Assistant] A lot of weird myths with apples, you know? I grew up being told that, uh, George Washington chopped down a, oh, that's a cherry. Nevermind. Yeah. It's a different kind of. Do you have any other myths? Sorry, sorry, I brought that up.


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[Assistant] I think it's just like a myth, it's like a Johnny Appleseed or somebody.


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[Assistant] I thought it was like Paul Bunyan, like it's just a mythical figure.


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[Assistant] For the first time, and he thought they were mermaids, he wrote about it in his diary.


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[Assistant] He said, I saw, we saw mermaids over here and they're not as good looking as everybody's.


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[Assistant] But he, he wrote in his diary, he was like, we saw some mermaids.


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[Assistant] Well imagine never having seen anything that looks like that.


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[Assistant] And you've heard tales of mermaids and then you see that and you're like, is that what they're saying? Man, they're not.


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[Assistant] I didn't know that either. Really? Named after a guy.


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[Assistant] Did you know it? Uh, no. I feel like we gave them the name of the country. Columbus can have a day.


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[Assistant] What's the next time period we're doing? The Jurassic period?


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[Assistant] People ask, how do you guys decide episodes? And that was, they got a little glimpse. They got a glimpse into it. Into the creative process there. It's the writer's room.


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[Assistant] So that's how they do it. This is a horrible explanation from Eric. He goes, I don't want to get into it, but they ask kids questions and then they just kind of go from there. It's like, yeah, of course they do.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, you know, stats man. I took a stats class too. I don't want you to just think I took, just took friendship classes.


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[Assistant] Well, that's the same word. They ask Eminem in a, I think it was 60 minutes, they say, can you rhyme something with orange? And he goes,


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[Assistant] I put my orange four inch door hinge in storage and ate porridge with George.


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[Assistant] That's pretty impressive. Just off the top. He just said that.


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[Assistant] I don't think that rhymes with orange though. Well, he said you take orange and you split it up into two syllables. Orange. Yeah. You just say it a little bit differently and then that opens up a lot of. Yeah.


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[Assistant] You'd be an adjunct teacher, not even an adjunct professor.


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[Assistant] You can just show up and sit in classes. You don't have to be at the school for that. You can go to any college at any time and just sit in the class if you want.


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[Assistant] Well we learned that about Nate, he doesn't listen to the lyrics of songs.


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[Assistant] You're not, there's no comprehension.


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[Assistant] Don't fear the reaper and freshman. Both about suicides. Two of your favorite songs.


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[Assistant] The doctor asked to turn it off. Did you do the thing? You know, some pregnant mothers will play music into their stomach. You just pump it in verve pipe.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. But it's not about somebody killing themselves.


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[Assistant] What, I wasn't saying that the color of the PlayStation was white, but if you put


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[Assistant] The PlayStation, the original PlayStation and the PlayStation 2, which is black, and you said, grab the white one. You would be insane not to grab the one that's gray. That's all I was trying to say.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, yeah. If I'm trying to differentiate between the two and I just go, oh, there's a white one and a black one.


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[Assistant] That's what that's called. I get it. I'm just backtracking a little bit.


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[Assistant] I don't think people watched it. Yeah, go download the, uh, the leak. How long is it? Watch it early. Four hours.


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[Assistant] Right. If you listen to the actual podcast and heard the context, you were clearly only trashing.


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[Assistant] Like some of these classes with ridiculous names that are kind of silly. But I think I also remember you being like, if you're a doctor or a lawyer, obviously you need to go to college. Obviously it's a good thing.


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[Assistant] Look, I went to college, I'm not offended by it at all. I think it's dumb to be offended by that. It's like you went to college, you'll be alright.


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[Assistant] Well hopefully fewer and fewer businesses will do this thing where they're like,


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[Assistant] Look, we won't even talk to you unless you have a bachelor's degree or whatever. There's so much of that now.


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[Assistant] Where they're like, even to get your foot in the door, you have to have this.


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[Assistant] Hopefully that goes away a little bit and you just get the best people.


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[Assistant] I took a spin class in college that was the worst student.


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[Assistant] We had to take three PE classes. I took CPR was one of my PE classes. I took team handball and I took spin, spin class and I showed up late and the only available bike was like right in front of the dude.


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[Assistant] He was like this guy that read Ironmans and stuff.


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[Assistant] I was like, dude, I just wanna be in the back. I don't care about this at all.


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[Assistant] No, there are other guys in there. I honestly didn't know what spin class meant.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it was a PE class. You know, at Notre Dame, this has been grandfathered in, you have to take a swim class when you're a freshman. A swim test.


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[Assistant] Your first week of freshman year. And if you fail the swim test, you have to take swim as one of your PE classes.


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[Assistant] Oh wow. And I passed the swim test. That's how easy it was.


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[Assistant] Uh, so I don't know. I don't know why you have to take PE. You literally just get in a pool and, and swim there and back. And then you do backstroke there and back. And they just like, see if you, they just like look at you and see, can this guy swim?


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[Assistant] Trust me. I knew about it because I was dreading it for weeks because I didn't want to be the only guy I knew that failed the swim test. Did you wear a shirt? No, I didn't wear a shirt.


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[Assistant] Right, so because I passed the swim test, I was able to take...


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[Assistant] No, I thought spin, like, uh, like I don't know, dance or something.


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[Assistant] I would have been out. Spin sounds like it's uh, it's kinda fun. And it was not.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I remember I used to sweat so bad and I would never have time to, uh, to take a shower because I had a class across campus.


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[Assistant] And it would be so cold during the winter that I would walk to my next class and all the sweat would freeze on me.


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[Assistant] Nah, I forget, I always forget about it. I always forget. I don't have a printer. Can I print it out here? Yeah. At your place? Yeah. And then I'll mail it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't think I printed anything in probably six or seven years.


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[Assistant] I remember watching the movie. It was a pretty good movie. I remember the song that came with the movie. That was a hit.


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[Assistant] You know, they did it with The Office, they just put The Office on a, it's on Peacock now, NBC's new streaming thing, and they just, all the deleted scenes are on there now, so it's kinda like a new...


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[Assistant] Yeah. New thing. You can go check it out, but it's the same show, but just deleted scenes are added in. Yeah. Same thing.


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[Assistant] How much, how much did it cost again? It was like, super cheap.


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[Assistant] Well, I know a lot of that was just, it was just wilderness, right?


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's, that's current. I need to look at that. I mean, look, there's bloodshed and they're treated horribly. It's like the shame of America's past.


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[Assistant] I don't think it resembled a cruise in a lot of ways, but I think it was brutal.


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[Assistant] You think if the three of us were locked in a cabin like that?


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[Assistant] It's gonna be a midnight snack at some point.


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[Assistant] Uh, I think I could, I mean I could outlast the two of y'all. You know what I mean?


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[Assistant] But I don't think, the Donner party, they weren't killing each other, right? They were just dying of natural causes and they just were eating.


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[Assistant] What's like, yeaah, what's the small talk the morning after?


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[Assistant] Let me look that up. Well, I just found this is a, this is a... Young, skinny, wiry fellow. This is a poster for trying to hire people for the Pony Express. Wanted. Young, skinny, wiry fellows.


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[Assistant] Not over 18. Must be expert writers willing to risk death daily. Orphans preferred. Wow. Wow. Oh man. From St. Joseph, Missouri to California. A young skinny wiry orphan.


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[Assistant] Yeah, $3,900 today. And that's what you got a week? That's a month. $4,000.


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[Assistant] I only know the telegraph for S.O.S.


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[Assistant] One, two, three, and then, and then the O that's the S and then the O is three long ones. And then the.


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[Assistant] So if you're ever trapped in a box or something. Well, if it's a well, you probably just yell something. You know, I was just thinking, I don't know when you need to tap SOS, but that's, you know, if you're on a ship.


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[Assistant] I did talk about that, yeaah. That's like the knock, that's, it's funny all the different. It's like a friend's house, you do that knock.


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[Assistant] I don't know, I don't know where that rhythm came from. Is that a rhythm in some other song? Something like that? Maybe that's where it comes from. Like an old vodka.


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[Assistant] It comes from the tune of Shaving a Haircut, Two Bits. Oh, I love that song. Which is what people sang when they went door to door offering haircuts. Oh.


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[Assistant] That's true. I don't want them suing us. I don't want whoever owns the copyright to shave in a haircut two bits. You know?


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[Assistant] We would have loved one of those buffalo to eat. You're just genociding them out there. Congratulations, your buffalo.


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[Assistant] First American like female celebrity, huh? Yeah. Annie. Annie get your gun? Yeah, that was a-


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[Assistant] And they go, all right. And everybody says his wild bill. I mean, he looks, everybody looks so miserable back then.


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[Assistant] What were spotlights back then? Do they have, do they have actual spotlights?


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[Assistant] Is that big candles? That's a good question.


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[Assistant] Yeah. So I'm curious how they're like, they put the spotlight on, then they cut his bike and it's like, wait, what happened?


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[Assistant] That's pretty good evidence. That's about as good as evidence you're going to get back then.


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[Assistant] That's what Jesse, Jesse James looks like, uh, a wiry fellow. He looks like a pony express rider.


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[Assistant] Tell you guys I'm thrilled. No, I grew up watching all, my grandpa would always have Westerns on. He'd always have Gunsmoke and, uh, Bonanza and all these shows. So, and he loved John Wayne. Named his kid after John Wayne, one of my uncles. Oh really? He loved John Wayne that much.


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[Assistant] Those were always on when I was over at my grandparents house. So.


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[Assistant] I just think you're like 70 movies in, you're like, I feel like I've told this story before. You're just out of stuff by then.


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[Assistant] I guess so. It's a ton of movies. True Grit. I've seen True Grit. I've never seen any. That was a good movie.


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[Assistant] You probably saw the remake. I saw the original too, but I have seen the remake, yeaah.


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[Assistant] You've never heard of Doc Holliday? He looks like a lunatic from this picture.


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[Assistant] I don't think anybody, you know what that's called? A word that describes the sound of something.


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[Assistant] No, but uh, I bet you've heard of it before. Onomatopoeia? Yea, I've heard of it. I don't think anybody's ever had a crack for a gunshot.


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[Assistant] Crack is, uh, bad. I mean, that doesn't sound, yeah, it is.


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[Assistant] No, but crack would be funny for a gunshot. Cause I haven't heard too many guns go off. I don't think it sounds like crack crack crack.


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[Assistant] What is the point of those doors that you always see walking into a saloon? The swinging doors? Yea, what's the point of those? They don't go all the way to the ground. It's like, what is this doing?


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[Assistant] Also women would be able to see it. They could just look underneath it.


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[Assistant] That's how in Red Dead Redemption your character gets tuberculosis and dies.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I guess so. I guess it's karma in a way.


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[Assistant] The end of the storyline is, yea, your character gets tuberculosis and just keels over.


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[Assistant] Was he Alaskan, Geronimo? Why do I think of Alaska?


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[Assistant] Is that just a weird, got some synapses twisted up in my head? Yeah, that's just you. Where is he from?


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[Assistant] He's from, uh, born in Mexico. Okay. Not Alaska.


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[Assistant] I mean, it's hard to tell the difference in those two pictures.


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[Assistant] It's amazing just the amount of death and destruction going on back then. I mean, just everybody, does everybody just get slaughtered? Is that how everybody dies?


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[Assistant] I'll go watch that. I just watched this movie. Uh, it's a new one with Tom Hanks called news of the world. Yeah. Yeah. Did you guys see that one? Yeah. The, the, the premise of it is, is that there's all these little towns where no one can read.


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[Assistant] And so Tom Hanks' character, this is like a job back then, you just go from town to town and read the newspaper to people.


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[Assistant] And that's your job. And people would just gather in town halls and pay money just to hear what was going on in the world.


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[Assistant] But, uh, but just that the whole premise of it was really interesting to me.


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[Assistant] There is a little girl. He takes in a little girl and adopts her.


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[Assistant] For some reason I thought the animation would be more time intensive.


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[Assistant] Hello folks. I love it. Welcome to Nate Land podcast. Uh, we're excited to be here. Uh, big shout out today to Helix Sleep.


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[Assistant] Take their 2 minute sleep quiz and they'll match you to a mattress that will give you the best sleep of your life.


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[Assistant] Find your perfect mattress at helixsleep.com slash Nate. Uh, welcome to the show everybody. We've had a big, uh, we had a big fun weekend.


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[Assistant] A lot of traveling, went to Dollywood. I loved it. Uh, it was an amazing trip and we're going to keep it, uh, we got, we got more this weekend. If you want to come out to the show, uh, you can go to natebarghetti.com. One night only tour.


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[Assistant] Uh, so, uh, we are excited to be here. Uh, also we have the Tonight Show. This is, all the guys that film this stuff, that film the Tonight Show, they got some, huh, a little Tonight Show. We all got Tonight Show credit. Now we're all Tonight Show people.


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[Assistant] Thanks for watching, thanks for all the nice comments.


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[Assistant] The people loved it. It's the first standup back since, uh, COVID. It's pretty fun. That's neat. We're the start of the new era, standup comedy after the pandemic. Uh, all right, we're going to get started as usual, uh, with some comments from you guys as we always love reading all this stuff. Steve edging, Steven edging, edging, right? I think so.


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[Assistant] Uh, Nate, you may get me arrested for LWD, listening while driving. Twice now listening to you, Buttercup and Aaron while driving. I have laughed so hard I couldn't see to drive. I guess I am the idiot for listening while driving. Uh, Buttercup's a good one.


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[Assistant] Buttercup's a, that's another good name. That's a great name.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's gonna be tough, man. They're all pretty good and fun. So, I'll enjoy them. Lane Saunders, a show where a group of men discuss childhood topics. The last three shows have been magic, animals, and pirates.


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[Assistant] The animals episode literally had me crying and unable to breathe from laughing so hard. I thought Nate, Aaron, and... Buregard? Buregard? Beauregard maybe? Beauregard?


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[Assistant] It is a hard one. Uh, that's Brian's middle name. Mike Bone.


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[Assistant] I have always just listened to the podcast, but this week I decided to watch with the video on YouTube. If you haven't done that, I would highly recommend it.


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[Assistant] The Beverly Bootstrap Bates jokes are way more hilarious when you see his reaction.


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[Assistant] Don't know how he sits there and takes it from everybody, but I'm glad he does. Love you guys in the podcast. You produce something funny and positive when most of the stuff you get on TV or online these days is negative garbage. And that's why we're here. Not changing any minds. Mind your own business. Do whatever you want.


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[Assistant] Well, it's negative to each other, but we keep it in this world of negative. I'm sure I've yelled about something else, but we're negative to just each other. Ian Renfro. Enfro. Renfro. Ian Renfro. Love the podcast. Love your standup. Laughter is extremely important right now.


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[Assistant] When you have to go back and go, oh, he's called Brian Bedford.


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[Assistant] It does. Like a magical place. Uh, yeah, when we went after his town, he goes after, he goes after bed rest, we go after you. You don't take down one of our own.


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[Assistant] Uh, Ross Montgomery, excited to see this lineup at the Texas show. I'm going to learn the Morse code for hello folks to flash my headlights. I hope Benin can dunk.


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[Assistant] Madden Canuck wears his shirt at the shows.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's what they call him. Can you believe that? Now they're talking about Eric. You got a junk in the trunk? Yeah, he does. They call him Badonka Gunk. Everybody calls him that.


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[Assistant] But the theme of always using B nicknames and being ridiculous, you thought that this one changed up just cause maybe they gave that to him. They're like, because of the junk he has in that trunk. That's what I was thinking. Okay.


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[Assistant] Uh, Brian Lee, I enjoyed Nickland this week. This episode would have only been 45 minutes if not for him. Keep up the good work, y'all. Uh, way to go, Nick. This is going to be the Nickland Podcast.


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[Assistant] Russell D. Williford, Nick's joy is contagious. I love how mirthful he is. What is that? Mirthful is a great word. I don't know what it means. It's a good, it's a good thing to be. It sounds like a nice, you want to be mirthful.


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[Assistant] Constantly chuckling and laughing. Y'all are supposed to be comics. Maybe you could take a page from the book of Nick's awesome personality. Nick does have a good personality.


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[Assistant] People are good laughers. Audience members are good laughers. Some are not good laughers. Well that's a good audience member then. That's not a good comic.


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[Assistant] Well, but some comics are really good at being, they can, they're a personality.


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[Assistant] Have great personalities, some are not. I don't think I'm the most personality con- That's why I've never been a good host of a show.


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[Assistant] Cause I would never be like, what's up everybody, welcome to the sh- like I'm not a good-


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[Assistant] If you're going to tune into ABC wet and wild.


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[Assistant] And I don't, but I just, that's what I do. So I stick what I do in my language.


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[Assistant] I was never a good host. I would always just go the route of I would


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[Assistant] But I would have comics tell me they liked me hosting. Cause I would do my act. I was never big. What's, where's this guy from? Asking the crowd where they're from and stuff.


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[Assistant] Uh, so, but I would get them in the rhythm of listening to jokes, which I like to follow. I'd rather follow that than follow a guy being like, where are we at? Where, where is this, what are you doing? What kind of hat is that? Like just, that's, that's just a different kind of show mentality that audiences in.


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[Assistant] The guy that talked with us, yeaah. I'm an act, I'm an act guy. I'm a, I'm a, I present my act that I created and that's what it is.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, comics are not, that, a lot of people say we're not, uh, if you meet us, we're not what you think when you meet us. We're not this like, yeah, this super fun guy. And I think we can make a lot of jokes and we can be funny, uh, in situations when we hang out. But yeah, we're not super fun. I mean,


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[Assistant] Well, it's we just rel on each other. It's kind of this. How we're making fun of each other. It's essentially that's what comics do. We tend to just go hard and make fun of each other. That's what the Comedy Cellar was. Like when people talk about the Comedy Cellar, that back table, it was that. Everybody's just trashing each other and making fun of each other. And that's what's funny to us. So it's like very mean.


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[Assistant] And that's what it is. And that's, you know, and that's what you like. And that's how comics can be. And we can be too mean. So when we hang out with regular people, if we, we have to tone it back.


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[Assistant] I can't just walk into your house and start trashing your house because that's, you're going to think it's rude. So then we end up just not talking because I don't want to cross the line.


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[Assistant] I mean, you know, at times comics make jokes and we have to go like, hey man, this is like a regular person. Like you can't do it. Like, I don't know if I've talked about this, but I always heard, Patrice O'Neil, one of the greatest comics, he's passed away, he's one of the best ever. But he was on The Office, first few seasons of The Office.


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[Assistant] And uh, then he was off the office. And whether this is true or not, it makes sense. But I always heard that Patrice was a comic, and Patrice would really break people down.


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[Assistant] And he would do that to the actors on the office. And they would have to tell him like, you gotta calm down dude, these are not comedians. They can't.


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[Assistant] They don't take it like a comedian does. Like we can't really, you can't offend me.


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[Assistant] I'm never gonna be, if a comic is good, I truly believe this, they can't be offended. They should never be offended. It doesn't matter. They can get mad, you can get mad about stuff, but I'm never gonna be offended and be like, you can't.


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[Assistant] Say that about me, like, you know, I don't, it doesn't really matter.


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[Assistant] And so Patrice would do that and then they would be like, yeah man.


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[Assistant] You can't, these are regular people that are actors, like they don't, they're like sensitive, you can't.


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[Assistant] I don't think anybody probably, I don't know what happened. I don't think anybody probably specifically got him out, but I just, you know, you could probably tell if he's the only one doing that in a group of 50 people, then naturally the, you know, the show runner is going to be able to feel the vibe to be like, yeah, we just can't have this dude here anymore.


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[Assistant] Supposedly, that's what I heard. Like, he's like, tell him, like, you gotta calm down, dude. These are not comics. Like, Craig Robinson can handle it, he's a comic.


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[Assistant] I think it's, it's the actors, and rightfully so. I agree with that. Like you have to know when to tone it down. I mean, you know, my stint in Hollywood is like, you could tell that, yeah, you gotta, you can't just be saying crazy stuff. You can't have, almost you can't have full on real conversations.


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[Assistant] Comics are very open, we'll talk about anything. You can tell me anything and I'm not gonna care. I want you to be interesting. I would rather you...


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[Assistant] You know, when we talked about conspiracy theory, if someone's like, I don't believe in space, I would love to talk to that guy.


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[Assistant] That's way more interesting to me than someone that's gonna tell me.


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[Assistant] Something that's like factual would be like, we need to worry about...


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[Assistant] I'd rather talk to the guy that just doesn't believe in outer space. Like that guy. And that's what everybody should do.


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[Assistant] Emily Zell, when Bradley was talking about how the school in Crossbones was so scary, all I could think about was he looks worried.


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[Assistant] For real, love your shows. I'm a college student at Mizzou.


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[Assistant] And when people see me walking around campus on Wednesday, I'm usually laughing out loud because of Nate Land.


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[Assistant] That's a big win for us. Big win for us. We were going to, we were going to be playing you Emily this week and we postponed because we, we don't have enough players. Uh, it's a mess.


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[Assistant] What if he was donkergon- is badonkergonkergonker got in there, dude?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I tell you what, uh, the, it has messed us up with, uh, COVID dude. I'm doing fantasy and it's a nightmare. I, I, it's no fun.


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[Assistant] Titans again, second week in a row. I'm just losing guys.


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[Assistant] Because of, because their team's not playing for COVID. Yeah. And you're just like, this is not even worth it. They're playing tonight.


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[Assistant] I know, but they, they got, didn't they postpone, didn't something else happen again and now they've caught back up? Well they postponed last week's game.


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[Assistant] And he goes, oh, I thought that was Nate's dad. Turns out it's breakfast. But we did get recognized on the golf course. We did get recognized. Uh, yeah. We, we golfed this weekend, fun little weekend. Golfing next weekend. Golfing coming up Thursday.


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[Assistant] Big course. Big deal. Bates hooked this up. This is all Bates.


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[Assistant] Big time chorus. That's what I do. This is, this is, uh, uh, would be, uh, mark it off as one of your best courses you ever played. This is top top US Openers there. Tiger won his Tiger Slam. That was one of the courses. Beat Bob May. How funny is that? Tiger Woods beat Bob May. Bob May?


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[Assistant] I mean, it's like, it's honestly like if, yeah, it's just nothing. It's like, and he just like, was a, I mean, obviously a great golfer, but when you see the video, it's like, Tiger's like, this is 2000 Tiger. It's like Nike. It's like, I mean, it's just the boom, top of the world. We're all like, think he's the coolest guy in the world.


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[Assistant] His foe is someone's dad, Bob May. And Bob May got after it. I mean, he, it was a problem. He was that good.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well that's what's tough with golf, I think, because you don't lose to cool.


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[Assistant] You know, Miami Heat just lost to the Lakers, LeBron James. You know, it's like cool. In golf, you could be.


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[Assistant] You're Tiger Woods, you're, you know, uh, you're all these like cool guys and then you lose to Fred couples. Like, you know, just.


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[Assistant] And it's like, well, who's that? And it's a guy that you would be like, that guy is one of the best golfers ever. You're like, that guy? Like it's just a guy in slacks that, you know, picking his daughters up from school. Uh, and he just destroys you on the golf course.


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[Assistant] Phil Hill! I feel like every time there's a guest, Aaron doesn't speak as much. We've had a lot of problems with Aaron not speaking. Aaron, why don't you speak as much?


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[Assistant] That is true. But it's Nick. But it's Nick. Nick's kind of a co-host-y. You know, Nick's staying here for a month.


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[Assistant] Till Nick's not coming home. Uh, yeaah, speak, Aaron, what's your problem, man?


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[Assistant] Maybe he does like it. Maybe, you know what? I feel like every time there's a guest, Aaron episodes are better because he doesn't speak. Uh, TECOM 1012, you know, Nate is a good guy when he has the same chair as the rest of the group. That is true. Yeah. I could get a better chair. That is a good sacrifice. Brian's not impressed.


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[Assistant] So I'll be amongst the people. None of y'all will be near me, but you, I will be in the bunk as you. I will have multiple bunks around me that are empty, but I will be in the same bunks as the people on the bus. Uh.


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[Assistant] When I did that cruise ship with Paul Allen, my big, uh, corporate gig, they almost had his boat follow the cruise ship.


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[Assistant] Which was like, that's a, it was just cause it's like, he has to do work. He has a basically cruise ship. If anybody's ever looked it up, you can go, I forget what it's called, but octopus maybe or something. But you go look up Paul Allen's boat and it's unreal. It's got a submarine on it. It's crazy.


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[Assistant] And then, but he was rented out a cruise ship. There was 250 people only on it. So it's empty. And there was a moment of like, where he's like, well, should I just have our, my ship follow in case he's got to get off and.


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[Assistant] You know, I mean, he was just like a guy that sometimes needs a space. I mean, I get it. Like he's changing the world. So maybe he needs a space. He's allowed a space, but he didn't do it, but it was crazy to be like, that could have been an option.


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[Assistant] If I wanted to have a car, a trail or a bus, I probably couldn't afford that.


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[Assistant] Look, when you get to that certain level, it makes sense. It's something everybody would do.


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[Assistant] I think it's because you're looking for some privacy in the fact that.


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[Assistant] When these guys are so big, you can't have just your regular neighbor just be like, that's Elon Musk. Like it just gets out and then you have people. So you're just like, I'll just buy every house and no one's allowed. That's you with the bunks? That's me with the bunks. I make a place and I'm going to wake up y'all in the middle of the night and go switch bunks. I want you to make moves like that just to make a point. You know what I mean?


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[Assistant] Harper likes the top bunk. She wakes up and, uh, buttercup is right beneath her and she tells you she's up, right?


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[Assistant] She set her alarm, uh, so Harper, we had fall break, uh, Harper and Laura came on the road with me and we, so Harper would, I mean she was just not going to bed until midnight because it's, you know, it's on a bus, she loves being in the top bunk.


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[Assistant] A fun trip, and, uh, she would set her alarm for 7am.


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[Assistant] Cause she wants to get up and then have time in the bus, but she's got, she needs sleep.


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[Assistant] And like the good dad I am, I would, once she goes to bed, I climb up there. I take her, she has a little iPad and I would take the alarm off. And the next day I go, what time did you wake up? She's looked at me so mad. She was nine 50 cause someone turned my alarm off. And I go, did they wonder who did that?


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[Assistant] Leah Isabella, Aaron's face when Nick said that Krispy Kreme probably had dairy because of the cream should be on the next t-shirt for the podcast. You could see him trying to figure out if it's worth arguing or if he should just let y'all have it, which is the podcast in a nutshell. I think that is true. Aaron's like a scientist that.


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[Assistant] You know the answer, but you're having to watch us try to figure it out.


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[Assistant] I don't know why you think northwestern, but. It's purple.


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[Assistant] Peggy is my name, don't even bother letting Nate try to pronounce my handle. I already tried it. Too late, Peggy. Peg, you could do an entire show of Nate trying to read.


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[Assistant] People think the best part of the podcast is the comments, in reality the best part is hearing Nate try his best to read the comments. And also I agree with whoever said get Brock a hat, it looks like a secret club that he got left out of and he's very worried about it.


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[Assistant] Someone's trying to look professional. I've debated not being a hacker anymore. I still like a hat. I'm just in the habit of it, but I sometimes don't like, don't want to wear a hat anymore.


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[Assistant] I've, I've wore one on, I mean, I've honestly, there's a handful of times I've wore a hat on stage. Everybody thinks I wear a hat on stage. I've never worn one on stage. I wear it immediately off stage. I never did it because you don't want the shadows covering your eyes. My eyes are, that's what tells you jokes, man. You gotta have your face.


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[Assistant] And you got yours, you know, your eyes covered down. Imagine the laughs you could get if people could see those eyes.


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[Assistant] Steve Keck, I can't imagine this being your objective, but the animals episode turned me vegetarian. Knowing how smart pigs are made me reevaluate everything, and I don't like the idea of eating something that experiences fear walking into a slaughterhouse.


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[Assistant] Well, sorry you're gone, Steve, cause we ate pig right after that. Uh, no.


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[Assistant] I get it. I feel like I could be vegetarian. I can somehow get in some weird thing that I'll end up


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[Assistant] Like something would click in my head and I couldn't get it out and then I would end up switching. Right now I don't have that yet, but I could see. This comment did that for you. You're like... No, Steve hasn't got me yet.


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[Assistant] Aaron's fun fact that only three words in the English language start with DW's. Incorrect!


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[Assistant] His source was West Wing because Jed Barlett says it. Aaron, I think you need to use better sources than fiction TV shows. For example, Dwarf, Dwell, Dwindle, Dwyne.


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[Assistant] Duam, dwarfism, dwelling and dwelt. My source, the Merriam-Webster dictionary.


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[Assistant] Duam is a Scottish word used in the Northeast.


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[Assistant] Alright, we're going to have Aaron and Madeline go at it head to head during the Krispy Kreme challenge of naming DW words. It won't take long. There's only three.


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[Assistant] Uh, BSF125, love the podcast. This may come as a shock, but I think you guys misunderstood something when it came to the eye patches. Pirates are storming ships so they don't get to choose where to fight.


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[Assistant] Fight happens wherever they find someone on the ship. When they first get to the ship, the fight is on the deck in the sunlight, but there may be more crew in the hull of the boat.


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[Assistant] Guys just make sense in my head, uh, why they did that. Uh, all right, good for him. Jay, Jay Stu 72. There's zero chance that Nate and Aaron survived being Maroon.


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[Assistant] You've, you've, you've, you've considered every possible strategy, but I think you're, you, the possibility, I think your world is smaller than people think. I don't think you've, you've only lived here. You have no, what experiences do you have?


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[Assistant] I mean, Borderline, when we first got on the road, was fifth time he's ever flown. No, I don't know if that's true, but we were not a big flyer before.


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[Assistant] If I sue this tree. Yeah. If I make it, I think I have a lot more, I think experience, experience is a, is a gigantic thing to have.


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[Assistant] You guys, I'm gonna do it. Y'all eat Krispy Kreme donuts, I'm gonna be on an island. Uh, let's see what happens. Uh, all right. Uh, Helix.


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[Assistant] Uh, helix mattress, uh, we sleep on a mattress on the bus, and uh, I love it when I get back to get to my helix mattress. Nick is on our helix mattress.


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[Assistant] During this month, he loves it. I'm a big fan. Very comfortable. Helix Sleep has a quiz that takes two minutes and matches your body type and sleep preferences to the perfect mattress for you.


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[Assistant] Everybody's unique and Helix knows that so they have several different mattress models to choose from. They have soft, medium and firm mattress. The mattress is great for cooling you down if you sleep hot and even a Helix Plus mattress for plus size.


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[Assistant] I took the Helix quiz. I was matched with Helix Dusk Luxe mattress because I wanted something that felt medium. And I'm a side sleeper. Always been a side sleeper. I like sleeping on my side. Do y'all sleep on your side? Side?


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[Assistant] A little bit of both. I feel like I change every night. I change. I'm a side guy. I set it up. I love it. The delivery was easy. Setting up was fast as again, I've said for the setting up was unbelievable. You take it out of that bag. It's one of the, it's the best part of, I mean, the mattress is super comfortable. That's the best part. But it's fun the second you get it.


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[Assistant] Helix is awesome, but you don't need to take my word for it. Helix was awarded the number one best overall mattress pick of 2020 and by GQ and Wired Magazine. Just go to helixsleep.com slash Nate. Take their two minute sleep quiz and they'll match you to a customized mattress that will give you the best sleep of your life.


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[Assistant] They have a 10 year warranty and you get to try it out for 100 nights risk free. Or even pick it up if you don't love it.


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[Assistant] That's the best thing, you can try it for a hundred nights. That's a good go.


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[Assistant] You get a really good go. And you're going to keep it, man. There's no way you're not. Helix is also offering up to $200 off all mattress orders and two free pillows for our listeners at helixsleep.com slash Nate. Thank you, Helix mattress.


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[Assistant] Uh, alright, before we get started with this, uh, week's episode, uh, we are going to, uh, one thing I want to talk about, Bill Burr hosted SNL and we watched it and it was unbelievable. Uh, Burr did great. It was a big, big deal, man. I'm, uh.


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[Assistant] Obviously, you know, we're with All Things Comedy, and that's Bill and Al Madrigal.


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[Assistant] But Burr, seeing Burr come, like he's the guy to me that I've talked about on this, I gotta watch him come up.


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[Assistant] Uh, I mean he was above me, but I gotta watch his success as he rose into now he's hosting SNL. And he did it, man. He, the stand-up on it, I think it sets, it's great for stand-up comedians, for pure stand-up comedians. It's, we, we are the funniest.


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[Assistant] Burr was the funniest. You're not doing nothing better than him, man. Every sketch was better.


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[Assistant] Everything was great, dude. I don't know if it's like the writing on the show gets, like with a comic in the room. I'm obviously being a stand-up comic, but stand-up comedy is an amazing art form and dudes are just the funniest dude. And he was the best.


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[Assistant] He was, he absolutely killed it, walked out, owned it, uh.


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[Assistant] I mean, you know, it's like, how do you not just book that guy multiple times? I mean, well, how do you not want that? You're not, it's just to start this SNL like that is just so good. And, uh, it was just a huge thing to get to see that and, uh, get to watch it. We all watched it on the bus.


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[Assistant] And being on the road and seeing a real stand-up comic, you know.


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[Assistant] Do it. Someone that's not like, you know, I mean, Chris Rocks is a real standup comic he did, but Chris was on SNL. Chris did amazing. And then when you just see like Burr pop up, it's like, this dude, this dude's a straight up comes out of his own world. That's what it's about. He's a standup. He's his own thing.


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[Assistant] It's Bill Burr. Bill Burr is what is, is his own thing. And now he's, you're bringing him over hosting this SNL and it was awesome. It was awesome to get a watch. Uh, also one little quick link to that, but it's, uh, uh, to our producer, Laura Barghetti. It's our anniversary today, October 13th, which you'll be watching this on the 14th.


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[Assistant] As a comic, you always end up celebrating. Laura does very good with, you know, Valentine's Day. Valentine's Day is a big day to work.


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[Assistant] It's a great comedy night out. So we don't really get those together. Our, uh, and then also like our anniversary, she has to put up with not doing, you know, not getting on the exact day, but she pulls it in stride and happy anniversary. So like are the three of you going to do something?


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[Assistant] Everyone, in my bed. Uh, alright, this week, uh, you know, they're talking about, uh, what's she talking about? Imaginary people, right? Imaginary friends. Imaginary friends. And, uh, you know what? We're going to talk about that. Uh, this week we're going to talk about hoaxes and urban legends.


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[Assistant] Uh, we have a joke of mine that actually fits with this story. We're gonna play that. I think we can play this clip and it's not gonna not be cut off. I think this clip, we have it on its own thing.


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[Assistant] Hopefully that happens. We'll see. If you don't see, if you can't hear it, then we somehow got cut off. But, uh, I think I own this clip, so we're good to go. I'm a pretty dumb guy. Pretty dumb. It's fine though. I don't know. I had, here's my, uh, proof.


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[Assistant] If you need, you don't need, I don't think you need proof but if you need it, uh,


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[Assistant] My first job when I was 15, uh, I worked at, uh, in Nashville, uh, Nashville used to have a theme park called Opryland Theme Park.


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[Assistant] So I worked there and one day I was eating lunch and this couple sits down and we meet each other and I was like, hey, my name's Nate.


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[Assistant] And they were like, uh, the guy goes, my name's John, this is my wife Jane, and her last name is Doe. He was like, we're John and Jane Doe.


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[Assistant] Blown away. Couldn't believe it. Cut to, uh, when I was 35, I was driving.


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[Assistant] John and Jane Doe. That was a real story. That really happened. Uh, worked at OptiLand, theme park. I remember being, I was at lunch and they were sitting across from me and then they told me.


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[Assistant] That's a weird thing to do as a couple.


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[Assistant] What if they were called John and Jane Doe? I mean it had to be 15 or 16. Operating was my first job. So whenever you could work, did you work 15? I think I was 15. Because I think my parents, my mom, dropped me off the first day and picked me up.


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[Assistant] And then as quickly as you get a job at 15, man. Why do you think they, they just wanted to mess with you? I have no idea. Probably. I mean, you know.


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[Assistant] They, I mean, it could have been, they were kid, and they were probably 20. So they could have been like, the guy's like, my name is John, Jane, and my last name is Doe. And they're like, that's funny. And they, they could have even been like, oh, they didn't know that I would take it.


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[Assistant] Like, I mean this is my first job and like talking to other co-workers. I've never done that. They're older than me. I'm like, wow.


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[Assistant] And then, uh, it took a long time for me to even remember that. Like when I thought of that as a joke, it just popped in. Like it was like something I was like, oh yeaah, I got told that. I remember getting told that.


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[Assistant] You know John Doe? You know that they use that as a name though?


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[Assistant] John and uh, John Doe was killed last night. Like they don't know the name of the person that got killed.


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[Assistant] Don't name a kid John Doe cause you are in trouble. If you're in these kids, these John Doe kids, it's a very common American name and they never make it.


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[Assistant] They never make it. You know that? Everybody knows that. Like, I'll tell you what, you know who has a rough in this country? That's who we need to be doing marches for. The John Doe's of the world that can't walk outside without getting shot. I mean hundreds of them a day.


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[Assistant] I give, uh, I say Nathan a lot instead of Nate. Cause when I say Nate, I, I think I say it, they don't have to say it multiple times. And if I can go Nathan, I can say it and like, it just gets it easier.


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[Assistant] I think you look like a Mick though. I can see you being a Mick. A Mick is a guy that's gonna come up and be like, I've been talking to Mick all day. Have you met Mick? Like you're talking to everybody.


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[Assistant] Yeah, where was that? The hotel. Yeah. Nick will talk to everybody, man. Nick, Nick loves.


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[Assistant] What did we, when we were walking somewhere and you go, I would have asked him, I like asking him. Like Nick loves asking questions and then getting like.


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[Assistant] He just wants to walk into, wherever he goes and goes, oh, do you want to ask some questions about that? We need, do we need questions answered? Nick's wonderful because Nick will, he loves talking to him. He's going to talk to him anyway. So you might as well give him a task.


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[Assistant] You know what I mean? Like you might as well get something out of it. No matter what, we're going to wait for him to talk to everybody. So I might as well throw, hey, ask, ask where the bathroom's at as well. You know, just so we know where it's at. So we can get something, you know, at least I get some information about it.


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[Assistant] Remember the mystery, remember the sketch we did?


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[Assistant] Where we were, it was like the words, long time ago, we were playing trades. Oh yeah. We have video of it and like Nick, it was a masseur, which is a man masse, man masseuse. And so the word was masseur. So him acting it out, he just went, like, so he did massage hands, but with going rrr.


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[Assistant] And he's like, we were like angry massage and it was like, no, it was man massage because a man doesn't mean errr. Remember that? That was the greatest. And ukulele? Yes, I remember that. He started going, he started like playing like the flute. So the word is ukulele and he keeps going.


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[Assistant] Like he's doing a flute action with his hands. And we're going flute, harmonica. We're like yelling all that stuff. And he'd get frustrated and he goes, and then he does the same.


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[Assistant] When we didn't get it, it was him going back to the same exact thing. When you see someone do straights, they always like, you always end up doing that. Or if they're pictionary, they're drawing and they're like, no, that's not it. And then they just draw the same thing again and tap at it, pointed the same thing.


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[Assistant] Oh yeah, violin. Yeah, violin. We could have maybe at least got into the ukulele family with violin.


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[Assistant] What about hoaxes? Uh, there's been a ton of them. I talked about, uh, hoaxes, like, uh, Manti-Teya was a big hoax, right? I have a joke about that. Manti-Teya was in the crime museum we went to this weekend. Went to, uh, in Dollywood, uh,


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[Assistant] Which I'm, this is a joke I think I'm gonna do if people, they talk about stand up being in the act. I think I can put this, so I won't do the whole thing. But we went to Alcatraz, this crime museum, and, uh, took, uh, Harper.


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[Assistant] Eight years old, to a crime museum. And it's, uh, don't, last night I hear crying. Aaron, uh, Laura, Laura's trying to get her to sleep and I just hear bawling.


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[Assistant] And I go in and she's, all she's thinking about is, I mean, it is just a straight up, it is a big crime museum that goes into very much detail. I was scared in the middle of the night. It's a lot. I woke up and was like, it's a lot.


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[Assistant] We, while we walked in, it's like everything's fine. And then it was just not fine.


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[Assistant] Was he trying to get her to come to the Heisman thing? He's probably trying to get her to come, like, hey, I'm going to maybe win the Heisman.


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[Assistant] Wait, how did she die? So do the, do the man, do the quick run through the man title. Yeah, yeah, sure. Just a brief over. Do you know it? Yeah, you do. Do you know it?


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[Assistant] Big time linebacker. One of the best. Right. Lost in all of this.


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[Assistant] I like this at an ESPN award show. It's the Heisman. It's the Heisman. It's the biggest thing in the world. That is such a non-sports person article written.


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[Assistant] They do something like that. It's a meeting that, you know, I don't know. I think it's on TV. I think they show it at, uh, it's, I mean, it's the whole, the whole Heisman is the biggest thing on earth.


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[Assistant] And it's like just, I mean, this commercial is just, it's unbelievable. The trophy's famous. Uh, it was, uh.


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[Assistant] If you're in a, if you're in a big moment like that, just leave, give your phone to your mom and say, Hey, hold on to this. I just want to stay in this moment and enjoy this moment. That's crazy to be at commercial. Hello? Huh? Like just to be, like you're in the middle of the Heisman.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so maybe that's pretty, so it's kind of fun that maybe it's still the guys, the other people still out there.


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[Assistant] I could also see that too, to be like, what if he's got to be in some crazy character mindset that he's in, like he's in his room, like hello, like, you know, and he's got to, and it would be super embarrassing to do on TV with a live audience. Like in a world where he's like, dude, I can't, like it's in, like, you know, there's,


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[Assistant] What, he released voicemails or something? He released some voicemails, yeaah. Do you see if you can find the voicemails? Yeaah. They're, uh, so you would, yes, so they would, he would just have some, god, that's crazy. I, the joke I had about Man-Ti-Tail, which I have this exact joke, was defending him and the fact that yeaah, like, it's like,


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[Assistant] Cause everybody made fun, like they make fun of them and you're like, dude, everybody could fall for this. And especially in college, like I don't, I never did online dating, but.


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[Assistant] I'd imagine everything you're, you have relationships in a world where they do become real and you don't ever really meet this person until probably towards the end.


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[Assistant] I mean I could see a dude be in that voice. Hello.


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[Assistant] Oh no, yeah, yeah, I'm saying like I could see that a guy, it's not like she's going, like he's having to go so, so feminine. Yeah. Like he's kind of in that middle. Like in your head.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I don't think it's like, you know, I don't think he's doing too much. Hello. I, but it seems like he wouldn't have to get in some big acting for that. It's just hello. Yeah. You know, I'm not doing that for hours.


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[Assistant] That'd be great to be that stiff. We would have heard those voicemails. That would have been the best. Those sound legit. So man, I mean, I get falling for it. But if he goes, I got the voicemails and he plays it, it's like.


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[Assistant] Anyhoo, and he just keeps going, uh, you guys think you're going to cover, but what's the defense look like against Penn State? They seem like they got a good couple corners, the nickel, they've been running the nickel quite a bit. And he's like, this girl knows all about football and she loves what I do. Like he's just even falling more in love with it.


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[Assistant] I read the long snappers had a cold. Is that true? Cause I don't, I mean, I'm putting a lot of money on this and I need to know, is everybody healthy? Just real specific, you know? Uh, that's funny. Uh, what's some other big.


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[Assistant] If a sucker's born every minute, is there, I guess he's got, you know, it's like, what is it, one out of...


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[Assistant] Well, you're, what are you, I mean, you're already reading. Are you real? And you're like, you're changing your answers a lot. Uh, are you going 100 or 10,000?


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[Assistant] Fifty-three. Two hundred and fifty-six. Yeah, I mean I was gonna say a hundred. Hundred thousand. Two hundred and fifty-six.


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[Assistant] There's a lot of misinformation going around. Hey, one of us went to Notre Dame, one of us did not. Cause I'm a, I'm the guy I learned from the streets.


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[Assistant] You're to your egghead, you're sitting here looking at the data. I mean, why don't you add up 85,000 babies a minute? Dude, we would have so many people.


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[Assistant] I think 10,000 is even, you said 100,000. No. You, your body keeps saying no.


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[Assistant] I know, but you go 100,000 and I go, that's crazy. And then he jumped in 85. He thought that is crazy Nick, you lunatic. 85,000. That's what Aaron said.


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[Assistant] Well Nick, that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I know. Nick, what are you an idiot? 100,000. You should get lead the podcast. 85,000. Uh, I was going to go a hundred and then I thought, well, that's gotta be more than that.


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[Assistant] What is it? Alright, so, uh, the card- So one out of it, you gotta have, uh, one out of a 256 chance


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[Assistant] Is that not the guy? Who's the ex- the... I thought you know a lot about P.T. Barnard. Who do you know about?


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[Assistant] Well, who did you say you like? Did you talk about, like, uh, you read his book or something? Barnum? Barnum? Maybe I'm thinking that.


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[Assistant] I thought you just mentioned to me this weekend that you liked someone with like a name like that Barnum or Barn, you know, something.


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[Assistant] Don't turn on me just cause you said, don't get mad at me cause you said a hundred thousand. That's what I feel like. You're mad at me cause you said a hundred thousand and now you're belling on me. When we get done with the show, you're going to go, by the way, I'm a big geek. Obviously I'm a big geek.


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[Assistant] Probably not. And then that's why he wouldn't sell it for $50,000 because he's like, it's over if I sell it.


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[Assistant] It's crazy that we're still paying to go see it.


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[Assistant] I mean, it's a made up thing that we're all like, what an idiot. And I'm gonna go pay, I'll go to Cooperstown and pay whatever it costs to go look at it. I feel like you would bring us.


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[Assistant] I would, I would go see this. I think this would be fun. I think I have a better chance of getting


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[Assistant] A story out of that museum than I do a baseball museum. If I'm looking for material.


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[Assistant] I'm definitely gonna, that's got a way better chance than going to the...


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[Assistant] What's weirdly, I think I read something about he's seven feet tall, the guy that owns it.


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[Assistant] Yeah. How crazy is that? That's why, that's why you did it. That's great. That's why you did the giant thing. They're all giants that run this museum.


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[Assistant] That's great. So they just missed, that's crazy. So they just missed the, uh, the announcement, the disclaimer. Yeah. Hey, this isn't real. And then they just


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[Assistant] How many people didn't hear that? I always thought that with, uh, in war, you know, when they stop, like silver war, when it's over, there's guys in the mountains. I mean, how long does it take from when it's like, Hey, we're done to.


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[Assistant] Just a guy that's the farthest away from it being over.


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[Assistant] I've been to there. I went, I went to there, look up the exact date. It was, they got the guy.


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[Assistant] I mean, I honestly think it was five years ago, or ten, maybe fifteen years ago, where the guy has been in this, everybody that would come.


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[Assistant] Uh, but it was, it was, I want to say it was, uh, I think this is him. Japanese for hiding on Guam. Is that it?


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[Assistant] Jungle of Guam, 26 years after US forces had regained control of the island in 1944.


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[Assistant] I think he's, yeah, he maybe saw Americans too and thought, well, they took over. They used to do a bunch of weird stuff at Guam. They had, they had, they didn't want.


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[Assistant] Uh, when America's gonna take over, they would have people walk off cliffs because they, they said that America was going to kill your family if they call you. So they would, they would get them and they were, there's a cliff that they would just have everybody just walk off and commit. So it's like, it'd be better to die that way than to give yourself to the Americans and they would have them just go.


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[Assistant] Right, walk off, crazy, family's set. Uh. Yeah, it was 1972. 1972.


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[Assistant] Oh, watch anything. Dracula movie. I think what's your guitar? Uh, vampires maybe one night.


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[Assistant] It's like all kinds of stuff, man. And then they just go lay in there. And she's in our bed.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but yeah, it's tough. Uh, where's she now? Uh, I don't know. We haven't seen her since last night. I thought I heard somebody leave in the middle of the night. She's in school. I hear a car start up.


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[Assistant] I would get it. You know what, I had someone steal my identity.


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[Assistant] In, uh, Las Vegas, after Las Vegas, please call me.


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[Assistant] And like they would send me emails, but I think it was real. Like the guy goes, we found.


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[Assistant] Everything on this, he knew, I think the guy knew my information and he's like, we found it all through this. No, I was never asked to send money.


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[Assistant] But he goes, we found all this information on this person. Listen, this person, they arrested someone that has, just collects people's information. I was one of the people with the information that they collected. And then, so they had all this, I had to find that email. And like the guy, uh, and I didn't know what it was. I mean, I think I had my,


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[Assistant] I like showed it, I didn't show it to my agent or something, like I showed it to someone to be like, am I crazy? Is this like not being, uh, and it was like, but it was the, the, the person that just had my information and, uh, I never had to extend money. It was like, I was just answering questions. I was never like, you know.


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[Assistant] You should figure it out, that's a great story. And then, uh, you're, it's funny because you think with the internet it would be...


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[Assistant] You're like, well it's gonna be harder to trick people and it's actually become easier.


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[Assistant] And you would think cause you're like, Oh, could I, I could look everything up. I can see if this is real. And they're starting to figure out.


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[Assistant] You're like, what a wonderful guy. Like I'm not saying he's not bad. I don't know what the situation was, but it's just crazy to be like, he never spoke and then kills a guy or something or some kind of shooting involved.


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[Assistant] That I get messages. If you're ever, if you're hearing this, if I don't have a check mark next to my name, then that's not it. I get messages a lot and they're getting really good. They use your photo that you're currently using on your thing and then they, and people send me direct pictures of the direct message. Like they'll be like, Hey, what's up?


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[Assistant] And you know, they're like, Oh, I'm a big fan. And they're like, Oh man, I appreciate you. I love hanging out. Uh, I'd love to meet you after the show sometime. Please come and get your tickets. Come to shit. Like, I mean, it's a whole long drawn out thing. And then they send it to me to, you know, be like, Hey, this is crazy, but they're, it's a, it seems like it's a real person. It's not a, it's not a bot kind of thing.


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[Assistant] Yankees, Sid Finch would have went to the Yankees in 85. You'd have heard it. You'd have been a Hall of Famer, got hurt. Can't tell that fast.


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[Assistant] Well, Sid Finch is a great, that's a baseball name. You don't think that's a baseball name? He got lost in the shuffle and the orphanages and then came up 168 miles an hour. Dude, you know how fast, like, a catcher couldn't catch it. That was the thing.


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[Assistant] No, that's why they started it, because the guys are seven feet. That's what made them think of me.


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[Assistant] The Mets. The Mets. Went to the Mets, you don't remember this? He played with Linny Dijsger, played with him. Yep.


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[Assistant] Let's see, where is it? Yeaah. He talked, I think Dash should talk about it on Howard Stern. He met him once before he got hurt.


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[Assistant] That's crazy. Do you think you could be, do you think that was a hoax or not a hoax?


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[Assistant] It is a real story. I know, but this is the game. But this is a hoax element. Is this, do you think it was a real story or not a real story? This is the game. I think- Hoax not hoax.


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[Assistant] Yeah. So how do you go to 160? Guy Buck Johnson, 315 miles an hour. Look that up. He's the fastest pitcher.


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[Assistant] He is very trusting. I mean, absolutely about hoaxing. Every story, I just, I said that giants own giants. You were like, oh, that makes sense.


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[Assistant] Nick pays attention and then he, Nick, it's not that he doesn't, like, there's not a dumb factor in this. It's Nick pays attention, then Nick zones out.


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[Assistant] So that's, we've just been friends long enough that I just can see Nick is not really, Nick's kinda thinking about something else.


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[Assistant] So I know he's kind of not in the conversation and then I know when to throw this thing in and then Nick kind of.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I get it. Like if I just say little things here and there and then kind of go back and I keep jumping back in and, and you know.


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[Assistant] I used to work for the Mets. Uh, do you mean do these other ones? Yea, do the Balloon Boy. Do you know that? Do you remember that? This was just a few years ago. Seinfeld episode? Bubble? Yep, Bubble Boy. What was the news thing? Just say what the news thing was.


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[Assistant] He just turned 17. 17 in two days. He's driving. Well he's not. He's in a balloon. Above the sky. He's 17 years old up there.


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[Assistant] So, this is a news story. We could do the news story. Aaron, do you remember this?


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[Assistant] Where's he at now? He's right over camp. His name is Falcon by the way.


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[Assistant] Cause he climbed in and the parents didn't know where he was at. They have three kids. Boys are crazy. And then they climb in and do it. Huh?


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[Assistant] It happened. I don't know what to do. There's the video. Well, that's the video. You can't see him cause he's inside of a weather balloon. It's not a normal, it's not a hot air balloon. With a basket.


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[Assistant] Huh? You would have said he's not in there. I would have said he's not in there. Cause I think you kinda believe it right now.


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[Assistant] I mean. Wait, everyone believed he was in there. Everybody thought he was in there.


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[Assistant] Uh, it's uh, no he wasn't. Everybody believed he was in there. You don't have to play anymore of the video.


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[Assistant] Did they have clips, did they have a video clip of that? Yeah, him saying you guys did it for the show.


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[Assistant] Bates was working at the news then. So he would have been, he would have been the, would y'all cover this?


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[Assistant] But now more people are falling for stuff. Even the media falls for stuff. I mean, they're, everybody's falling.


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[Assistant] Can fall for things because it's hard to check. Like the balloon boy thing is like...


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[Assistant] That's a story that when that happened, that's, you know, it's a high speed chase when you see those on TV where everybody goes and watches. And it's, that was like a moment where everybody's watching this. Everybody thinks his kid's up there and, uh,


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[Assistant] Funny or? I think they just wanted media attention. Yeah. On what? Just like their family? I don't know. Is it?


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[Assistant] That guy passed the law. Yeah. He took past the bar, you know, with Liener and Caprio. Uh, hey, what's his name, Henry? Uh.


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[Assistant] Abigail. Frank Abigail. Frank Abigail. And then he, uh, that movie is unbelievable. I love that boss. And they, uh, he, but he actually did all this stuff. This goes back to my thing that he's a guy. Like when I was, I think we've talked about it before.


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[Assistant] He's a guy that's so smart, that could just be wildly successful at any of these things, but there's something in his mind that makes him


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[Assistant] Try to cut, cheat the system. And then he's so good at it. Now, I mean, now he works for the FBI. You know, he ended up working for them because he was so good at it. That's like that girl that was the...


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[Assistant] The drug lord that I talked about where she could have been anything. She was, could have been a runner in the Olympics. And then she's like, I want to do this. And so she's the best drug lord there's ever been. It's, it's these people that are just, they're really good at what, at anything and they can go, and that's what he did. Frank, uh, Abigail.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yeah, it's crazy. So that would have been, what is that? That's a hoax? That's not a hoax. Is that a hoax or a con? That's a scam. That would be a scam. A scam artist. So that would be the different, uh, uh, Bloom Boy is a hoax. It's what I guess mass people believe in the, a hoax is probably a story. A hoax is something that mass people believe this thing.


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[Assistant] That's a hoax. A scam is one guy scamming a system.


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[Assistant] The comedian. He's a great guy. Besides that. Besides that little thing that he did.


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[Assistant] That guy's gonna come back. Phil, Phil's gonna come back. Phil Hill's gonna come back and go, Yikes, I guess I opened that barn door a little too.


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[Assistant] I think you could create a fake story. I think we could talk about on this podcast and create a fake story. Us talking about creating this fake story and you could be like, Hey, everybody listening.


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[Assistant] You know, an hour and a half podcast to figure out me going, I am lying to you. And I was like, we almost like.


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[Assistant] If we could ever do it, if we could ever think of something, it would be fun to try to do.


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[Assistant] You're like, would you go to jail? I don't, I mean, if you're, if you're, if you. What happened to Matt? I think you're.


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[Assistant] That guy, well that's what we're not doing. That guy, yeaah, I don't know, did he go to jail? That's, I mean. I don't know what that guy. I don't know if he even did anything illegal.


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[Assistant] Yeah. We didn't fall for it though, did we Nate? Was that, were you just making that up? No, it was a


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[Assistant] The guy, the, uh, it's an easy one. It's not as good as the burrito, Justin Bieber burrito, but it's a guy that's just like, I like to have a little fun. He's a, what's your hoax? You made a way bug went into the hall of fame is the temple. You're like, ah, that's cool, man. Like not, you know.


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[Assistant] Well, it's, when you read TripAdvisor, you always gotta, uh, it takes a special person to be writing some of these reviews. I do love someone that writes an honest review.


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[Assistant] But you can't, when you read some of these reviews, they're, they're, they get too personal. I would say this on stage sometimes where I was like, they would, they get, you know, they're like, they say someone's name, you know, at the hotel, they're like, everything was nice except for Benjamin that worked at the, and you're like,


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[Assistant] Well now I don't even trust this review cause you're too angry.