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[Assistant] I was pictured just in front of me in traffic to see him get out, run out of the car, hop over that median thing.


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[Assistant] When me and Justin have kids, we're going to do that exact same picture. Yeah. To us.


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[Assistant] I think somebody, I read somebody sent me a comment, this is why it's a big deal when, uh, when astronauts would go there to see the dark side of the moon. Yeah. Cause it's just the side that we don't get to see.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, cause it's still, it's still rotating. Yeaah. It's just dark to earth.


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[Assistant] I think less than that. There's only 12 people that have, I just know that from Brian Reagan bit, but 12 people have walked on the moon.


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[Assistant] Finally, there's an e-bike made for everyone. It's electric e-bikes. Uh, they started just $9.99, which is the super low end.


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[Assistant] Of, uh, of the spectrum. It's on the very low end of, uh, way less than the competition. Fastest growing e-bike company in the U.S.


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[Assistant] Can I ask y'all something that made me think about that electric e-bikes? Have you seen this debate going on online? We're a little late to the game, but there's a big debate going on.


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[Assistant] In the United States, do you think that there are more wheels or doors?


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[Assistant] In the, in the whole country. If you can add up all, including bikes, including everything, everything in general, more wheels or doors. Doors. You think there are more doors?


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[Assistant] Yeah, lawnmower or something out there probably. It's got wheels. Think about all the wheels on, uh, Harper's toys. You got Lego wheels.


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[Assistant] Well this is also, this also depends on how you define wheels and doors.


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[Assistant] It's happening all over Twitter. It's all over social media. Oh yeah. It was the talk of the town a few weeks ago. I'm just late to the game here. I just want to hear what y'all thought. It would be, I thought it was obviously wheels.


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[Assistant] There's 12, there's 12 wheels. There's 15 wheels in these, in these chairs the three of us are sitting on.


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[Assistant] So it's like, yeah, well, I don't think in this scenario you have to collect all of them in the country. This is just a...


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[Assistant] You gotta think, you gotta think that every car, wheels, wheels win cars. So there, there's always going to be, at most, at most it's a tie.


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[Assistant] No, because a lot of cars only have two doors, but they all have at least four wheels.


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[Assistant] So ninjas were the specialized assassins, saboteurs, and secret agents of medieval Japanese warfare, who were highly trained proponents of the martial arts, uh, especially what later became known as, uh, ninjutsu? Or the art of the ninja? Ninjutsu. Ninjutsu. Okay. You know a lot about that?


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[Assistant] That's true, but they didn't sell the rights to Batman telling them that it was a true story. So this is a little bit different. Like that's a good analogy at all.


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[Assistant] What would you like to be able to do? Just defend yourself if somebody tries to slap you on stage?


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[Assistant] Yeah, our center of gravity is at our next, so I'd like to be able to shift the weight around.


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[Assistant] You don't, yeah, and you surprise people with it. Yeah. Yeah. That would be fun.


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[Assistant] I thought this was interesting. You know, those masks and those all black outfits that we think of when we think of a ninja, those are, that's pretty much a modern creation.


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[Assistant] Ninjas would have worn common clothing that helped them blend in wherever they are. And sometimes I mean, think about


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[Assistant] Just wearing an all black outfit, you would stand up from the crowd pretty easily.


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[Assistant] Oh, he is in there. Do you have a ninja sword or a katana?


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[Assistant] Would you carry it around with you? No, no, no. Do you leave it, is it like a mantelpiece thing or does it something?


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[Assistant] So there's, this is a ninja legacy. This is some lore. They've been credited ninjas with some incredible feats like removing the pillow from underneath a sleeping enemy. Do you believe that?


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[Assistant] That's actually a great question. Why would you not just kill the guy? Why would you need to remove the pillow?


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[Assistant] I can't find any reason. I think it's just, I mean.


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[Assistant] You had to go, do you think it's a ninja coming in every night?


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[Assistant] Yeah. Well, this says that, uh, people are so afraid of that in some parts they would put.


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[Assistant] Deliberately creaky floorboards in their house. They'd have confusing layouts, revolving doors, hidden trap doors, just, you know, they don't want somebody sneaking in.


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[Assistant] Here's some recent ninja stories. The 1998 East Java Ninja Scare was an outbreak of mass hysteria in East Java Indonesia in which the local population believed they were being targeted by sorcerers known as ninja.


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[Assistant] That's true. Well, this is 1998. Everything's a little more kitschy. Yeah.


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[Assistant] 150 to 300, which is quite a range for 1998. You should probably count a little bit better than that.


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[Assistant] In 2019, a mysterious group of people dressed in ninja outfits have been ringing residents doorbells around East Java.


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[Assistant] At first residents thought it was a simple prank until it was observed that the perpetrators were wearing ninja costumes and were adults.


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[Assistant] Well, this is 2019. I bet a lot of them do. Yeah. This is three years ago.


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[Assistant] I think there might be. I mean that's- We're not that kind of podcast.


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[Assistant] Yeah. What do you know? What do you know about the samurai?


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[Assistant] It's a hereditary military nobility.


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[Assistant] So it's, uh, and the officer cast of medieval and early modern Japan, this is from the 1100s to 1876, 700 years of, uh, they're being samurai.


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[Assistant] The samurai were generally highly literate and skilled in mathematics.


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[Assistant] The samurai culture produced a great number of uniquely Japanese arts such as the tea ceremony, rock gardens, and flower arranging. They studied calligraphy and literature, wrote poetry, and produced ink paintings. These are Renaissance men.


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[Assistant] That's what it sounds like. So which one are the standups and which one are the improv?


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[Assistant] Uh, they followed an unwritten code of conduct later formalized as the Bushido. Do you know how to pronounce Japanese words?


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[Assistant] If the ideal samurai would be a stoic warrior who followed this code which held bravery, honor, and personal loyalty above life itself.


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[Assistant] At their peak, up to 10% of Japan's population were samurai.


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[Assistant] Under special circumstances, an individual from outside Japan could come and join and fight alongside them. They could even become one. So there's still time.


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[Assistant] Only four European men ever have done it. So it's, you know, you can make exceptions.


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[Assistant] Uh, the, uh, the brutality, some of this is, uh, I'm not going to read a lot of this cause it gets pretty.


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[Assistant] In depth, but let's just say some samurais would check if their swords were sharp enough by just randomly beheading people as they passed them by on the road. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] The samurai would often hire ninjas to do their dirty work. If they wanted stuff to be done that violated their personal code of conduct, they would just hire a ninja to do it.


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[Assistant] I will say this about the samurai. They were, uh, pretty progressive for their time. Women would fight alongside.


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[Assistant] Male samurai in combat. In fact, recent archaeological evidence indicates the Japanese women


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[Assistant] Participated frequently, frequently in battles. DNA tests conducted at the site of the 1580 battle of some word I won't pronounce. 35 out of the 105 bodies were female. Hmm. That's a pretty good percentage.


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[Assistant] So, we actually had a house system at my high school, modeled after, kind of, modeled after Harry Potter almost. When you go to the Harry Potter


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[Assistant] If you heard of like Gryffindor, Slytherin, those, so when you go to the school, you're assigned one of these four houses and that's the community that you live in. So is that not unlike what you're describing?


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[Assistant] My high school, we have, they're like, the grades were like houses.


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[Assistant] Here's what, here's a fun one, Justin. Did ninjas have superpowers?


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[Assistant] Superhuman or supernatural powers are sometimes associated with the ninja. Such powers include flight and visibility, shape shifting, the ability to split into multiple bodies. For example, one guy who lived in the 1600s claimed in his own writings that he had the ability to transform into birds and animals. Do you believe him?


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[Assistant] And you think we're so bad at interpreting Japanese that we wrote.


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[Assistant] He's a guy that's good at war. He has a negative connotation now for sure.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so this is all, this is all about the, the feudal system, the caste system there in Japan.


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[Assistant] So Samurai made up the, uh, the ruling military class that eventually became the highest ranking social cast of the, of the period.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Where you're in different social tiers, essentially. Yeah. You could argue we're living one now.


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[Assistant] A military commander, especially an aggressive regional commander with individual autonomy. That's the big distinction there at the end. Individual autonomy.


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[Assistant] And they have individual autonomy, so they're not answering to a king, I guess.


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[Assistant] So what do you recommend for me, Justin or Nate? I've never seen any of these, these kinds of movies.


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[Assistant] Okay. I never saw it, but I know I got a ton of flack because.


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[Assistant] It's a whole thing. It probably is what, seven hours long or something crazy? Listen, I'm sure.


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[Assistant] Dances with wolves. I'm sure it's long, you know, it just looks like a long movie.


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[Assistant] I had a guy, by the way, I had a guy reach out to me who's a storm chaser.


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[Assistant] Yeah. He's in Texas. He said, uh, like April to the next four or five months is the season.


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[Assistant] I would do it in a heartbeat. You go chase after a tornado with us? Man, or you live in Oklahoma.


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[Assistant] My comedian friend of mine who was a groomsman at my wedding, he like pulled me aside. He goes, Hey dude, I just want to say like.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Bristol, Tennessee, Chattanooga, Tennessee. Brian and I are co-headlining a show outside of Atlanta in May in Woodstock, Georgia at Mad Life Stages Studios. It's our first time doing anything out there. Then we'll be in Wise Guys in June. I got a lot of dates coming up, so I hope you can come.


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[Assistant] Last time I undersold it. So I'm trying to- That was Aaron Land. That was Aaron Land for sure.


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[Assistant] A little bit. Yeah. I'll figure it out. It's just, you know, I got a lot going on over here. I got a laptop, I got a cup, I got pens.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Have you struggled your whole life with that? Like spiral notebooks? Yeah. You know, when you're right.


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[Assistant] Now let me ask you this, did it work? How good is he with his right hand now?


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[Assistant] You know, Jimi Hendrix was left-handed, but he would just play a right-handed guitar upside down.


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[Assistant] And there are certain positions that benefits you to be a left handed. If you look at first baseman, they're disproportionately left handed. Because of...


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[Assistant] Yeah, there's certain positions where it does benefit you a little more.


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[Assistant] There was a little debate going on in the, uh, the Facebook group of whether I was upset about this and they're like, ah, I think Aaron knows Dusty's coming for his job.


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[Assistant] Dyersburg and Union City, which are, you probably know the counties, right Brian?


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[Assistant] I think the browser will automatically do that for you. You don't need to type in HTTP either a lot of times.


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[Assistant] Some, well, I don't know. I've never had to. But you, but you can type in something else if you're like FTP or like a local file, you type in something different.


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[Assistant] I don't think you'll ever have to type that down. Oh, cause I've done it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it says minor injury, similar to paper cuts.


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[Assistant] You head over to sharkattackdata.com to check out the shark attack database. It's pretty interesting. They have a exhaustive records.


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[Assistant] These numbers are pretty encouraging all time since 1900.


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[Assistant] Which I guess is when we started keeping track of this. There's only been 144 fatal and unprovoked incidents. I thought it was a much bigger problem than that. 144 over 122 years. It's pretty good.


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[Assistant] No yea, you'd have to write a letter and report this. I don't trust any, I don't trust any data before the year 2000, to be honest with you. Yea. If you're thinking about it like that. I mean, how did they even get this?


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[Assistant] You got a lot of explaining to do. They wouldn't even be able to do anything.


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[Assistant] That's an interesting question because you can go back only not that long and like.


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[Assistant] Over a 12 hour period, they removed more than 80 ounces of his blood or 40% of his total blood volume. Yeah, that's not going to be good.


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[Assistant] There's a whole write-up of him from CBS News that's very, very interesting. There's the bionic leg. It really does look bionic.


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[Assistant] You ever see one of the most impressive things ever, like a busy gas station and there's only one employee and they start running two, uh,


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[Assistant] Well, you know, the closest to being like, dude, I'm impressed by you to a total stranger.


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[Assistant] But that, and I took that comment and I've made it into bionic reading. See if you can attack that.


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[Assistant] You can, on this Bionic Reading website, you can input any text, upload any file and it'll do this for it.


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[Assistant] You can't conceal your voice at all either, can you? You can't do any voices.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I think the disconnect was you thought he was maybe just like a magician, just trying to entertain people.


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[Assistant] And then he was exposed. He was actually a guy who was defrauding people and claiming that it was all real.


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[Assistant] Yeah. That's the difference. How people are sending him money. I think, yeah, he was defrauding people. Yeah. Claiming that this was all real stuff. Yeah. I don't know if that changes how you feel about it.


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[Assistant] You know what's interesting about Yuri Geller? He was best friends with Michael Jackson, this guy.


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[Assistant] When he got married in like 2001, Michael Jackson was his best man.


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[Assistant] And then towards the end of his life, Michael Jackson put together an enemies list of people that were out to get him and got really paranoid at the end.


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[Assistant] So nobody really knows what happened between you're his best man and then you're on his list of enemies.


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[Assistant] I'm sure he was at some point. The Jackson 5 probably at some point.


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[Assistant] Uh, last one, uh, creatives. Are you interested in seeing the doodoo transmitter by the way?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I guess. This is what was mentioned in the comment. This was just dropped into Vietnam.


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[Assistant] And it had, uh, a transmitter inside of it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he also came up with the word that it was going to be called, but he couldn't come up with building.


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[Assistant] I think New York has about 40 degrees latitude. So they're like, Oh, that's pretty close. Oh, just a little close.


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[Assistant] Had you been to shows there before, before this?


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[Assistant] Yeah, it was sold out. Wow. It's really cool, man. Yeah. A lot of folks came in. I mean, I felt like it.


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[Assistant] Everybody there, the line afterwards was crazy. It was our first time doing something together.


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[Assistant] And uh, where that was kind of our selling point was this podcast. And uh, man, people turned out. It was awesome. That's awesome.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yeah. And you can tell, I don't know, I could tell right when we walked out, it felt a little different.


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[Assistant] He was cash only. I know, he was very nice to offer and he regretted it immediately.


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[Assistant] That's right. And you can tell if you go to a restaurant, you can tell.


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[Assistant] He's always getting them to run air. When I, my wife gets mad at me because I'm so over the top polite to the server. I always go, Hey, when you get a chance, absolutely zero rush would love some silverware to eat this food. That seems over the top.


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[Assistant] When I would lose my patience, I would just get a whole, whatever they were drinking, if they were drinking, I'd just get a whole pitcher. And just leave it on the table, which I think is you're not supposed to do that. Nah. Like health code violations.


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[Assistant] But I'm not going to keep running Dr. Pepper's over to these people. I'll just give them a whole thing.


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[Assistant] Which has become a tourist destination for me every time I'm in the area now. I have to go check out Hymen.


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[Assistant] Can I tell you, that's my favorite model for a restaurant though. I don't know what you call it, but I always think of it as like a barbecue place, where you go in, there's a line, you, you order.


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[Assistant] You pay, then you go to a table and they bring it to you.


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[Assistant] So you don't tip when you go to that restaurant? Oh, I do. I do tip.


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[Assistant] But I don't like, it, it cuts out so many steps.


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[Assistant] The normal restaurant, you get there, they come, they say, oh, you need a few minutes, they come back, they come back, there's just all this.


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[Assistant] Every place I worked as you, it was customary, though I think not required where I worked to tip the bartender.


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[Assistant] To give a percentage of your tips to the bartender because they were making all the drinks.


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[Assistant] We had to do, we had to volunteer places to graduate. Yeah, they put a certain number of hours in. I worked in the kitchen of a nursing home in Hendersonville and I just did dishes every day after school. And you know, you get sent plates back and it's like any


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[Assistant] I remember one day I've been doing this for months and I'm just eating French fries off this plate. And one of the old nurses comes in and she goes, Oh honey, no.


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[Assistant] And I go, well, why? I go, what's the problem? Like, I'm not going to let it go to waste. She goes, so many of our residents will suck the salt off those French fries.


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[Assistant] I don't know. I think I just thought, well, it's nursing home food. None of this is great, but it's coming to me every few minutes.


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[Assistant] Did you ever have servers who would sit, who would like, did you ever lean down to get eye level with the, with the. Sit down at the table. Some people did that. That always made me uncomfortable.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I would take a tipped deduction for them to just be friendly to me.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but I would do that because I was, it was, I was lazy to input every, every drink.


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[Assistant] These guys would get done playing golf and they go to the gentleman's card room. It all gets stakes, right? So I'd bring down like four or five stakes.


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[Assistant] And then about an hour later, you go get the plates and they're all like, well, it's cooked. It wasn't cooked right. So we want to take it off the bill. And they've eaten all of it.


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[Assistant] Yeah. You know, so I'm bringing back five empty plates and I was like, well, they didn't, they didn't like the way these were cooked. I was like, well, they liked a little bit. You know, they ate all of it. But they get it off? Yeah, they take it off.


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[Assistant] You know, it's a country club. They're like everything they say, you just do everything they say, you know, even if it's nonsense.


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[Assistant] And that, that gives a little more credence to your recommendation.


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[Assistant] Just if you want to just come on, get out. Like y'all been here a while. You're taking up a table. No, I don't have dessert.


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[Assistant] I can get you some to go coffees if you want. Yeah. Kind of force it like that.


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[Assistant] I can see that. Yeah. That's kind of a hip young college.


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[Assistant] But here's, here's the big gratuities are not expected or accepted.


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[Assistant] Reflecting the Japanese custom, exceptional hospitality is an integral part of the dining experience is provided to every guest.


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[Assistant] I've started doing that everywhere. Cause I ask for it everywhere now. Your phone number. I go, nah, I'm good.


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[Assistant] Wagyu beef, the burger served on a homemade truffled bun topped with shallots, foie gras, and pedigold truffles.


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[Assistant] I do rice with barbecue sauces. Oh yeaah. There you go. Little poor man's meal. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] I was thinking, well we just cooked the biggest meal of the year, let's, let's go out.


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[Assistant] You know what I think about? Did you ever see it? You know what Action Bronson is? He was a rapper. He had a show on Vice where he would eat like the most ridiculous food in the world. In one episode, he got hurt and he's in the hospital.


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[Assistant] He's a big foodie, man. He goes in there and learns about how all the food's made and stuff. It was a fun job.


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[Assistant] I mean, a Big Mac, probably. I think it's a Big Mac. It's number one for a reason.


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[Assistant] But you have the discipline to eat what you're most excited about last.


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[Assistant] Oh man, I dive right in and get sadder as the meal goes on.


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[Assistant] So Brian and I, uh, I'm on the road with, I'm doing Bert Kreischer's fully loaded comedy festival.


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[Assistant] Uh, next weekend, South Bend, Dayton, Rochester, New York and Louisville. So I'm pumped.


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[Assistant] I think we scored 35 points in the fourth, in the third quarter. Third quarter.


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[Assistant] I was like, okay, I guess Eric's a nutritionist, barber, babysitter.


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[Assistant] They do it just for the free tickets to get short of a 12 hour shift to get $5 off. But they love it. My mom won a car at the Wilson County fair. Really? All right. What kind of car?


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[Assistant] Yeah, she had to choose. Like there was like five cars, the different dealerships put up and then they have a drawing and you.


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[Assistant] And they called her number the very first time and thousands of people tried to do this, of course, and she won.


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[Assistant] This was like 10 years ago. She still have it? She just got rid of it recently.


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[Assistant] A trailer park, you are too in it, cause again.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I was, I was, uh, gonna ask if you guys had ever won anything. I mean, maybe not a car, but anything in general. Just, you've been picked.


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[Assistant] Even a contest of free donuts or, I didn't mean to, cause of you, just, you don't have to think so big.


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[Assistant] I was, uh, I was with Henry Cho, uhm, Saturday in Crossville, Tennessee and, uh,


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[Assistant] Last night I was in Murfreesboro at New Vision Baptist Church doing, uh, date night with Brian Bates. Mmm. Just for couples. What's that all about? It's just a couples thing. They're couples ministry. So I was, they called it date night with Brian Bates. Some people were really disappointed, but, uh, it was a fun time. Did you do stand up? Yeah.


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[Assistant] For their, to kind of launch their, uh, I guess couple's ministry or something. So it was fun.


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[Assistant] Amy's at home pulling her hair out right now like, no you idiot!


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[Assistant] A lot going into that tree. Yeah, there's a lot in there. I think the ACT was right on the money.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Well, I never took the SET cause I knew I wasn't leaving Tennessee. Cause SET is for out of state, right?


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[Assistant] I think Notre Dame was the first team to really perfect it.


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[Assistant] He should have said, I'll pay for it all if you finish it. I'll reimburse you. Yeah. Well, he knew better.


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[Assistant] And they know they won't start. Yeah, that's interesting.


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[Assistant] I did a, I tried one up, running one open mic. It was the worst one in town at, uh, at the, uh,


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[Assistant] The hotel? Yeah, I can't even think of the name. Maxwell House. Yeah, Maxwell House Hotel. Dusty King. Oh, I did come, yeah. Maybe once. I think I did. Yeah, I do it.


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[Assistant] Your dad did it. Yeaah. You stopped in once just to look at it. But uhm. He walked in, looked around.


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[Assistant] And there was always more comics than people in the audience, but we did a show once and there was nobody there. So we were done like after.


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[Assistant] 50 minutes. And then this group of people came walking in. They're like, oh, we're just here for the show and you guys are done.


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[Assistant] So they sat down and we just did it again. Everybody just started over. We all did our.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, I guess that is the same. Like, strategically a word that you say at first funny and then it just becomes a real word?


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[Assistant] I think he means... Addition's not the right word there. I think he means like, regarding like...


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[Assistant] Tennessee, I mean Nashville, Memphis, Knoxville.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I went to, I was, grew up a Vany fan, I couldn't get in Vany.


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[Assistant] Because of the money or the grades. So I went to MTSU, had a great time. And I want to mention this shirt, uh, some folks run Lightning's Locker Room, uh, the bookstore at MTSU. They sent me this shirt about two years ago and so they probably either don't work there or stop listening to the podcast, but I want to thank them.


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[Assistant] We're sending this to us. But everyone at MTSU when I was in college was a Tennessee Vols fan that drove me crazy.


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[Assistant] I'm very supportive of whoever the home team is. I'm like, come on guys, we're MTSU. And they're like, nah, we're Tennessee fans. They would wear Tennessee stuff.


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[Assistant] So growing up, I was just a Vandy fan and I was the only one, cause I didn't know native time.


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[Assistant] Then I went to MTSU, everybody's still a Tennessee fan. Cause that's when they were really good.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I was there when late 80s. Yeaah. 82, 84.


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[Assistant] I know Volstate had a serial killer. Did anybody else famous come from Volstate? I googled famous people from Volstate and just had your picture.


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[Assistant] It wasn't Wikipedia, it was just famous people from law state. Under images.


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[Assistant] Famous people would, well wasn't there one that just said famous people who attended Vol State? Right there?


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[Assistant] The one in the middle. No, this is community college. Oh. Did you know how to write, Brian? No. I can't read. Yeah. Well, I found it.


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[Assistant] Well, Ruth went to Stanford and she has a...


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[Assistant] Uh, yearbook, which we never had in college, but her freshman year yearbook in her freshman class was she was, I was flipping through it. Tiger Woods, Reese Witherspoon, uh, Fred Savage, the kid from who's the boss, can't remember his name.


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[Assistant] Uh, the guy from the show, This Is Us, it's like a who's who of- Wow. Wow. Just people in her freshman class. Wow.


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[Assistant] That's amazing. So maybe they do go, I don't know. Danny Pinturo. Yeah. Danny Pinturo. Either.


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[Assistant] Harold or Kumar, I think it's Kumar. Okay. One of those guys.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they loved it. They loved it. They liked your gap year take. Alright. They liked you taking up for the common man. That's what we're here to do.


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[Assistant] We're the common man. They say you are, but they appreciate you taking up-


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, I remember Tennessee kid. We were just really looking at Nate and before then.


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[Assistant] I don't think I knew any specials that didn't have some reference to a joke in it. So every name, at least I was coming up with some reference to one of your jokes.


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[Assistant] That's how, uh, I think bare-necked ladies, that's why they name themselves that. So they would put that on a billboard just to get people to come in.


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[Assistant] There's a, uh, there's a class this year at the University of Texas college, call back there, uh, studying Taylor Swift songs.


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[Assistant] That's what the class is. Wow. Look at her songs. College seems great. Yeah. What is that about? I think it might be like a, some type of literature.


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[Assistant] Scala self-describes with fan in her center goes to teach literary traditions through a contemporary lens.


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[Assistant] Go ahead. So, uh, the big thing that happened the day this college episode came out was the tuition forgiveness that happened this past week. So I looked up. Might credit the podcast. Maybe so for making that.


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[Assistant] I even think tuition forgiveness. It sounds weird. It's like we forgive you for the mistakes you made.


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[Assistant] But you do that, you just said, you tell them figure it out. So the lights, like, let's just try something. Figure it out.


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[Assistant] But with room, meals, book supplies, all that, it's 80,000.


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[Assistant] Community College this year, in-state tuitions, $4860.


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[Assistant] So the wage difference for full-time workers ages 22 to 27 who graduate college on average make $52,000 a year, where people who did not go to college make on average $30,000 a year.


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[Assistant] Ages 22 to 27. So, it does make a little bit of a difference there. But, that takes a long time to pay off those student debts.


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[Assistant] The last two years they polled high school seniors and they, it dropped from 71% to 51% of high school seniors who said they're gonna go to a four year school.


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[Assistant] College enrollment peaked in 2010. 21 million.


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[Assistant] College students in 2010, it's kind of gradually gone down since then. It's dropped 6% over the last two years. Uhm, so it is going down. If you were people doing that, trade schools are going up.


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[Assistant] So I think last week I was about to get into this when we stopped some secret societies in college. Got a pivoting here. The most famous one is the skull and bones. You guys heard of this?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think so. This was at Yale and some famous people. George W. Bush was in it. His dad was in it. William Howard Taft, another president, was in it.


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[Assistant] That's right. John Kerry were both in it when they were running against each other and...


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[Assistant] They would ask them both about it and neither one would say anything about it. Like it's a secret.


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[Assistant] But they supposedly have done some crazy things, uh, they s- supposedly George W. Bush's grandfather stole the skull of Geronimo, and it's there at their, at their house, uhm.


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[Assistant] I forgot what their house is called now. It's been a week ago. I forgot, but the tomb, they call it the tomb. There's no windows there, but, uh, descendants of Geronimo.


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[Assistant] They choose 15 new members every spring at a ceremony called Tap Day, where juniors are notified of their selection when they're tapped on the shoulder.


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[Assistant] Don't be messing with me. Is Skull and Bones just guys?


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[Assistant] No, uhm, they tried to keep it that way for a long time, but they finally, uh, admitted women.


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[Assistant] No, I was afraid I'd get in the wrong one. It'd be like the Q-Dogs or something and they're branding me.


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[Assistant] Do you guys know the Q-Dogs? No. You see athletes all the time that they've got the brand. It's a black fraternity, Omega sci-fi, but they call themselves the Q-Dogs and they brand themselves. Oh, geez.


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[Assistant] I like the camaraderie of it. Shaq was one. Michael Jordan. Michael Jordan's got a little, uh, brand right here. Oh, really? Yeah. Wow. Yep. A lot of NFL players have it, but, um, they're called the Q dogs or the Qs.


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[Assistant] Well, I don't, I don't see color, Aaron, so, you know, but I'd fill a brand.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. I'd be a pledge. That's what they do, right? Yeaah. I never joined fraternity, but...


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[Assistant] Don't pledges, don't you have to do that first before you- Oh yea, for like a wholesome


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[Assistant] They make some pledge, just keep drinking and then he dies from alcohol poisoning. It happens like once a year somewhere, some college.


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[Assistant] Alabama, Tuscaloosa. Florida State. Florida State's number two. Oh. I don't know how you would. I think this changes every year. It does change every year. Who's number one? Penn State? This says Tulane. Tulane. Tulane. I think I would know that.


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[Assistant] Crazy alcohol-driven shenanigans along with his roommate Hutch. And then five years later, a movie called National Lampoon's Van Walder portrayed a college party animal with a friend named Hutch.


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[Assistant] But, uh, and then there was a follow-up Van Walder, but Burt Crusher never got any of that money.


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[Assistant] So the college with the, uh, lowest acceptance rate? Uh, anyone want to guess?


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[Assistant] Well, that's a trick question. Harvard and Stanford are tied for second, 5%.


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[Assistant] Five percent, but the toughest is a little school called Curtis Institute of Music.


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[Assistant] It's in Philadelphia. They have about 150 students and each year besides academic requirements, they have an orchestra. And if they need like a tuba player or something like that, that's how you get in. You got to have, be a member. You got to have Bill play instrument that they need for the orchestra.


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[Assistant] Like Nina Simone, I think, didn't get accepted. There's some famous, uh,


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[Assistant] Hey, if you got the money, we'll find a spot for you. I like that.


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[Assistant] U.S. News and World Reports does the, uh, top universities every year. Harvard's number one, MIT two, Stanford three.


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[Assistant] Uh, Vanderbilt 73rd, Jordan, uh, Notre Dame, 284. Oof. What is this? What is this? Uh, the top list in the, in the world. That's all. Oh, in the world? Yeah. US news and world report. Well, I mean, these are all American universities.


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[Assistant] I was very surprised that that had it ranked 284.


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[Assistant] Cause I mean like Duke's 23rd, Georgia Tech's 58, Vanderbilt's 73rd.


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[Assistant] There is a college in Pennsylvania, Lincoln University, where students who had a body mass index of 30 or higher,


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[Assistant] What was her waist size? Uh, 35 inches for women, 40 inches for men.


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[Assistant] Well, people, people protested. They no longer do that.


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[Assistant] All right. All right. So I'll end on this is coming up week one college football. I'm sure they won't count Vanderbilt's win because it was week zero.


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[Assistant] Uh, some traditions, famous traditions. Chief Osceola. Ward state. Kind of crazy that's still a thing. Doesn't it seem like? League of Rides out there.


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[Assistant] Uh, army-navy game. You guys ever been to that? No.


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[Assistant] No. Marching on the field. I, I would, I want to go. Both side. All right.


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[Assistant] Uh, Iowa, they have a couple, here's a new one. Uh, they started this in 2017. The Children's Hospital is right next door to the stadium.


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[Assistant] So uhm, fans turn and face the hospital after the first quarter and wave at the children.


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[Assistant] This started in 2000, so not that long ago. They installed a new scoreboard and they wanted to show it off with new Entwix music, so they did Inner Sandman. And it says the tradition was born.


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[Assistant] Oh, Iowa, also another one thing to do. In 1979, Howard Fry, their coach, painted the locker room of the visiting team pink because he was a psychology major and they learned that


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[Assistant] That color dampens excitability and aggressive behavior. So they still keep it pink to this day. That's cool. And, uh, before the final home game of every season, the seniors at Notre Dame sneak bags of marshmallows in the stands and throw them at each other throughout the game.


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[Assistant] September 15th in Springfield, Missouri at Billiards and September 16th, 17th at Helium in St. Louis.


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[Assistant] I was watching Bill Maher this weekend, and he was complaining about...


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[Assistant] Paying college kids debt because of all these ridiculous classes that are now out there, like friendship class. He didn't say that, but he said other things like that.


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[Assistant] And the whole crowd applauded. You said the same thing two years ago on this podcast and everyone booed you. So you're just ahead of your time is the problem. I'm too far ahead. Yeah. People don't even understand what's happening. We just have to catch up.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I appreciate everybody being, there's a few people who messaged me and said they had something similar. I appreciate that.


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[Assistant] I have an update on, uh, now Eleanor, that's my daughter, not my dog, she and I take the same reflex medicine. Oh. Oh, she needs it? She does.


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[Assistant] No, but we just bought a photo machine for where if you take pictures with your phone and then you look it up and print it out for my mom. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. That's cool.


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[Assistant] She doesn't have a smartphone and at church when she wants to show off the baby.


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[Assistant] Gail has a smartphone, so they all have to go to Gail's phone to look at, cause she's the only one. But now we've printed off some photos and she carries them on her. And she looks like a sleight of hand magician. You mentioned the baby, it's just there somehow and she has them showing up.


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[Assistant] Do you understand? Well, that doesn't make a lot of sense. I don't.


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[Assistant] Well, you were making the argument how these firework stores stay open.


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[Assistant] If it's only July 4th, whatever, and then he was said, well, yeah, but July is kind of in the middle, but that didn't make any sense.


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[Assistant] Oh, okay, well they, he said, a few people commented that you just said July's in the middle, as if to say, once July 5th hits, it's not gonna be another year, no matter when it falls on the calendar.


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[Assistant] You were saying that it was hard to read and concentrate, which I totally agree, but you're saying it's just like anything, you gotta practice it and get better at it.


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[Assistant] Do you lift your feet off the ground so they can't even see that you're in there? Uh, no.


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[Assistant] Would you rather have partitions on either side of you but the two guys are beside you or they're further away but no partitions?


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[Assistant] If someone relies on you for financial support, whether it's a new baby girl named Eleanor,


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[Assistant] Baby girl, aging parent, business partner. Which one of you is my business partner?


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[Assistant] You know, first time he's like, hey, uh, Vecchione's coming on tomorrow.


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[Assistant] Uhm, can, before we get into it, can I ask the glove update?


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[Assistant] Now a lot of people have commented that it was great until they realized you and your entire family went to school in Indiana very close to where this was.


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[Assistant] So that 1995 for the meal, that must have been the year because that photo says 1971 and that wasn't taken in 1971.


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[Assistant] Yeah. So Missouri is an Indian word. You know what it means? No. He of the big canoe.


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[Assistant] Do you know, uh, why Missouri is called the Show Me State? I think it's cause they...


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[Assistant] Isn't that true? Yeah, there was a congressman. I'm way on board with Missouri. The main theory is there's a congressman that said, I'm from Missouri. You have, you've got to show me. Like, you can't just say it. And then there's another theory that some miners went to Colorado from Missouri and they didn't know what to do. So they called him to show me, because you had to show them every little thing to do. But the first theory.


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[Assistant] I remember the Lord Series, the Cardinals and the Royals, the Show Me Series. Yeaah, that was heartbreaking.


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[Assistant] That game 6, that Don Dinkinger?


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[Assistant] The Royals and the Cardinals. Cardinals were big favorites, right?


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[Assistant] I was going to say, if some heckler rushed the stage down, are there moves you could do to take him down?


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[Assistant] I guess this day, this comes out. So if you missed that, come to Aaron and I show in Woodstock, Georgia.


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[Assistant] It would be like, uh, when Elaine's back went back out and Jerry's like, strange, I would've thought Kramer would've.


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[Assistant] I thought Envious would be like if you were jealous, uh, Envious is someone going to any comedy show. Jealous is specifically Nate's show.


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[Assistant] I mentioned the, my shoestring being untied on stage and the whole time I'm like, nobody's going to notice this. And I think that's all everyone was focused on. Oh yeah.


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[Assistant] The angle, like up on stage. I mean, I know up st- up high, they're higher than I am, but I thought they're so far away, they won't notice. And then the people on the floor, I thought, I'm higher than they are, I don't think they can see it. That's all they see.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I did a show last night at Zany, sold out. Yeah, sold out last night at Zany's. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Did you guys growing up, were you into dinosaurs, played?


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[Assistant] When I was a kid and we studied dinosaurs, we learned that some dinosaurs were so big they had two brains. One in their head and one in their butt.


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[Assistant] Well, they lived on every continent and the way they got there, because I think we've talked about this before, used to be one big super continent, Pangea. I saw a Super Bowl commercial, Morgan Freeman was talking about Pangea and it was just one big blob and they all lived there. And then over millions of years, the continent spread out and, uh, went apart, but they were all on,


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[Assistant] The show last night we did, Dusty from the Grimm, Dusty sitting by the comics, aren't you a lawyer? And the guy goes, dude, I'm 22.


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[Assistant] Birds are direct descendants of dinosaurs. There's a line of dinosaurs that are king birds. In fact, when I Google what's the smallest dinosaur ever, it said the hummingbird.


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[Assistant] To uh, Jurassic Park. The scientific advisor at Jurassic Park told Steven Spielberg that T-Rex and the velociraptor had feathers.


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[Assistant] What T-Rex with Feather seemed even more crazy.


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[Assistant] Scientists debate whether dinosaurs were warm-blooded or cold-blooded. They now may think they were a mixture of both.


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[Assistant] If you compress the time of the dinosaurs from when they started till now into one 365 day year, they started on January 1st and would have ended about the third week of September. Humans would have come along on December 31st. Wow.


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[Assistant] To show how much longer they were on the left than humans have been.


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[Assistant] In fact, uhm, the Stegosaurus lived 80 million years before the T-Rex. So the T-Rex is closer to us than it was to the Stegosaurus.


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[Assistant] They became extinct about 65 million years ago when, uh, now I always heard of asteroid, you're saying meteor.


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[Assistant] Well, he had also, I also wanted to ask about, cause you talked about multiple meteors killing him, I thought it was just one event that


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[Assistant] They said global warming was already happening during that period.


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[Assistant] I always thought it was like one big hit and then they were all dead. The asteroid hit. Boom. But what I read was it took over years because like soot and stuff. It's a nuclear winter, right? Yeah, nuclear winter and they died out.


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[Assistant] Well, when it crashed it like up into the air. Okay. Stuff like that.


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[Assistant] So they say that some, obviously some things live cause, uh, there's still people here.


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[Assistant] So the mammals, small mammals, they think lived. They were able to survive because they didn't need as much food and stuff like that. So they eventually became what we are today. They evolved into humans.


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[Assistant] The dinosaurs died off. Now there's a theory that


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[Assistant] So I have to say, if that had to hit, we probably would have become what we are, because the dinosaur is.


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[Assistant] Well, the asteroid supposedly hit in Mexico's Yucatan Peninsula. They think that's where it hit. And they say if it hit just a little bit earlier, a little bit later, it would have been either in the Pacific Ocean or the Atlantic Ocean.


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[Assistant] Not like we have today, but it already started spreading out where there were oceans.


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[Assistant] Well, if it had hit in the Pacific or the Atlantic Ocean just a few minutes either way.


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[Assistant] It would have probably, some dinosaurs would have survived and they would still be flourishing. Now they think, just like humans have evolved over time, got smarter, the dinosaurs would also become smarter.


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[Assistant] In 1982, a scientist for the Canadian Museum of Nature in Ottawa published a paper posing an intelligent dinosauroid, which might one day have evolved. Uh, there's photos of this guy. D-I-N-O.


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[Assistant] Any of those, they think eventually dinosaurs would have evolved.


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[Assistant] Scientists say humans and dinosaurs were about 65 million years apart, as far as one, if they were here at the same time. However, nearly every ancient civilization has some sort of art depicting giants.


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[Assistant] Civilian station? Every station, civilian station has art depicting giant reptilian creatures and humans with dinosaurs.


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[Assistant] There's some 33,000 figurines, ceramic figurines found in Mexico that are cambaro figures. A-C-A-M-B-A-R-O. And uhm, there they are.


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[Assistant] So if the dinos, this is, dinosaurs hadn't been, bones hadn't been found yet, they don't know how.


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[Assistant] The Pauley River in Texas, P-A-U-P-A-L-U-X-Y.


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[Assistant] It became famous for its controversy in the 1930s when they found dinosaur and human footprints side by side.


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[Assistant] But scientists now say those human footprints were really dinosaur tracks that had just changed over time.


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[Assistant] So, uh, cryptozoology is the science.


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[Assistant] The study of animals whose existence has not been substantiated.


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[Assistant] Fortune favors the brave. What did y'all study?


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[Assistant] There was a scientist in Hong Kong in 1935 that was in a pharmacy and found a


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[Assistant] I'm usually large primate molar for cell.


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[Assistant] Um, and he was asked about it and they started doing some research and it's, they, it's now a species called giganthapotichus, I guess.


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[Assistant] A large hairy animal, much like a orangutan, but was 10 feet tall and weighed 1,200 pounds.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Well, I think it was one type of gr- like the lowland gorilla or something. The lowland? Lowland? Oh. Sorry. Well, Marco Polo...


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[Assistant] I'll tell you why I mentioned him. He talked about on his journey, he kept journals, and he talked about giant sea creatures that he encountered along the way. He had to go around.


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[Assistant] No, no, no. I'm getting closer. Uh, the Bible mentions some creatures that could be considered dinosaurs. Leviathan was mentioned.


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[Assistant] Uhm, a large fast moving serpent, leviathan, called a sea monster.


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[Assistant] In the Bible. Behemoth. Book of Job. God talked about a behemoth that, uh, sounds much like a dinosaur.


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[Assistant] And some people think he was subscribing to Hippo, but he talked about his giant tail. So they're like, Hippos don't have giant tails.


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[Assistant] It says he made his tail stiff like a cedar. Like a cedar tree. So, I don't think that would be a hippo.


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[Assistant] I mean, it's the same with the evolution of man, when from chimps to heaps, somewhere along the way had to be the first one that's...


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[Assistant] There was a couple of celebrities that have come out recently. Well, celebrities may be a stretch. Professional athletes.


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[Assistant] I was trying to build it up, but I was like, well, I'm about to tell you who they are. So I don't know why I'm going to, JJ Reddick, which I think we've talked about before on his podcast, he said, uh, the word dinosaur didn't exist till 1842.


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[Assistant] Then some guy comes up with the word dinosaur. Then 15 or 20 years later, after he comes up, now we're finding all these fossils. He's like, humans have been here for 10,000 years.


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[Assistant] William Hayes, NFL football player said, I don't believe in dinosaurs existed, not even a little bit. With these bones, it's crazy because man has never seen a dinosaur, but we know exactly how to put these bones together. We know every single, where every single rib goes.


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[Assistant] I believe there's more of a chance you'll find a mermaid than you will a dinosaur because we find different species in the water all the time.


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[Assistant] I think I saw this before. I had a Sunday school teacher growing up. I think it was our preacher who said he thought that God put dinosaur bones here to test our faith, to confuse us.


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[Assistant] Well, our intern Cole... We brought the Unibomber came and he brought his, uh...


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[Assistant] Come on out, animals and scandals. So Cole, Cole, our intern brought these over and these are some dinosaur artifacts.


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[Assistant] So, uh, there's, like we said, one more Jurassic Park coming out. And then scientists think someday maybe they could recreate the dinosaurs.


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[Assistant] Not just like having Jurassic Park where they got sat from a tree, but yeah, they can, you know, we talked about the wooly mammoth. They think they can do that now.


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[Assistant] Well, that was my question. You guys think if dinosaurs just roam free today, we could stop them?


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[Assistant] Uh, well that didn't go quite like I expected, but it was fun. What did you expect? I thought we would talk a little bit more science and then, and then we'd eventually.


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[Assistant] No, I mean, it just, it moved a faster pace than maybe I was.


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[Assistant] Why the whole pitch again, wise guys, April 15th and 16th. Go head on in that. I don't know when this comes out exactly, so I can't think of what else.


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[Assistant] I'm doing, I'm not saying to promote it cause it's this weekend, but I'm doing a marriage conference in Orlando. Oh really? And the name of it is uhm, what's the phrase for butter? I can't believe it's not butter. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Hello folks, welcome to the Nate Land podcast. Uh, start us off, thank you Magic Spoon for sponsoring this episode. Want delicious cereal without all the sugar? Magic Spoon comes in classic flavors like cocoa, fruity, frosted, and peanut butter.


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[Assistant] Again, welcome to the Neyland Podcast. We're back. We've been gone. I've been gone for a month.


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[Assistant] Uh, I'm here with Aaron Weber as always. Uh, we have a, uh, co, the co-host technically Dusty Slay is in for, uh, Brian Bates. And we also have Mike Vecchione who's in town. Bit of a diva, Mike Vecchione. Uh, he, he was Dusty who was going to sit in Brian's seat and then, uh, Mike.


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[Assistant] Uh, over through that, and he doesn't, you know.


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[Assistant] He's getting older and Mike, uh, all right. So, uh, no, so we obviously Bates, I think, uh, everybody knows, uh, this is Monday, the something 20th. 21st. 21st. Yeah. First day of spring, all that stuff.


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[Assistant] Uh, and Bates, uh, should be, their babies should be coming. They're at the hospital. They're at the hospital now. Yeah. Uh, so it could be happening right now. We don't know if we get a live update. We'll let you know. Uh, but so yeah, next time you guys will see Bates, he will be a father. Wow. Wow. That's crazy. Yeah. Who would have thunk it? You know? Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah. He should vape. Yeah. For, for the kid. Right. You know, let him come in, just, he's in the room. Yeah. You know how many, how many people are, when young kids, lesser heart, they just have a baby too young and then their, their boyfriend that's just in the corner like.


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[Assistant] Could you not vape during the... Well, here we are. So, we're excited to be back. It's been a busy, uh, uh, month. Uh, been on the road, still going out on the road. Mike Vecchione is here. We're gonna go to Zany's tonight to look at his, uh, to set up for his special. We are shooting, uh, April 19th.


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[Assistant] Very excited. Very excited. Uh, I want everybody, if you're in Nashville, come out to this special. Uh, we do two shows, April 19th at Zany's. Uh, Vecchione is uh, one of the funniest comics ever.


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[Assistant] You know, I'm obviously a giant fan. It's, it's just, he's, he does what I think what you guys like, especially on this podcast. It's jokes. You're going to have fun. It's just pure fun for an hour. And that's what, that's what we're making. It'll be good. It'll be clean for the people that listen to this.


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[Assistant] I'm 400 years old, actually. Uh, Mike started when Dusty was born. So... Well, it's well seasoned. That's what makes you like it.


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[Assistant] But you leave, people leave, but most people


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[Assistant] He calls us, uh, hill folk. Oh yea, the hill folk. That's what he calls, uh, he calls us the trade hill folk and then he gives us pounds and makes it.


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[Assistant] It's, you think, you do think that you think, well, the North, you just grow up thinking the North is like, well, they go to college and stuff. And then you start traveling and you're like.


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[Assistant] Wow, so is that good? Special education is very nice. Big heart you got doing stuff like that. I do, I do like that. But getting the masters at night, is that easier than the day?


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[Assistant] As a working professional, Nate, you have


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[Assistant] I'm just saying, does your master's degree, when they print it, does it have the time like 9pm on it? Does it say, like that's when it was handed to you. They call it a Twilight Master.


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[Assistant] You win. It's a twilight master. That's what I think a lot of the teachers do that teach night masters. And, uh, they eventually go, that's fine everybody. I'm, I'm, you know, I can't, I'm just trying to one day, hopefully shoot during the day. Can I imagine? Let's just say your teacher didn't wake up till 11 or noon easily.


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[Assistant] Or the ones that can talk about it the most is the ones that didn't go. Right. Uh, you know, that's the most fun. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, it was, yeah, I don't know, it was like, there's just, it's not gonna, it's either gonna be, I mean, luckily you started comedy, you started comedy.


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[Assistant] So the peak of pesticide is just to not be in the, the bottom's the basement. You're in the basement with the roaches. Yeah, part time, the job ends in winter. But if you're the, yeah, winter's huge for y'all. Y'all love it. And then, uh, cause nature, God does his own work in winter.


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[Assistant] And then, but if you make it to the top, you're just the face telling people about it.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I don't think so. It's like, you're kinda like, if you're doing it, you couldn't be like, we do weeds, you know, what about bugs? And they go, I don't, that's a...


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[Assistant] My mom didn't go to college. My dad went to college late. So, I don't, I don't think there was, it was a shock when I wasn't.


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[Assistant] Oh yea, we talked about that a lot. Because that is how Houdini died. He'd break up any fight, broke it, we broke it up quick. Cause he, he's seen it. He goes, I've seen this go wrong.


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[Assistant] Houdini. We talk about Houdini more than most people probably.


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[Assistant] So let's do some comments, uh, uh, yeah, welcome back. I got this Grove stuff on, people were wondering this, I went, had a little golf trip, uh, went to the Grove, 23, Michael Jordan's course. Oh really? Very exciting. Uh, did not see him, we were hoping to see him, uh,


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[Assistant] I think we just missed him. And then, but the place is like, I mean, everybody's so nice that works there. He, like what you hear is like that he runs it in a way of like, it's like we're all equal here. We're all like, you know, it's like.


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[Assistant] Uh, it's, I don't know, it's just like, uh, everybody has very nice things to say about, like, you know, him and he kind of knows everybody. Uh, it was, I saw King Griffith Jr., which is cool.


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[Assistant] I've been on a big tornado, like, watching, like, stuff on tornadoes. I do want to go, I still want to go tornado watch, storm chasing.


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[Assistant] I watched, like, I wanted them with Oklahoma City. It's just so crazy. They're just, it's unreal. Like, it just comes out of nowhere and it's just this mile long thing that just wrecks everything. Yeah, it can be several miles.


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[Assistant] Yeah, if I'm gonna have to find the time to go do it, I want them to be good.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you gotta be open, but I mean, I would just kind of figure out, like, you know, find out when the period is, and hopefully it's like, what is it, May? I mean, it's just super hard, uh, for my schedule, but.


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[Assistant] Nathaniel Wines. Weens. Wines or Weens. Haven't even started the episode yet, but so happy to see Dusty back. He's been one of the greatest diamonds in the rough this podcast has given me.


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[Assistant] Went back and listened to all his albums after his first appearance. So happy to see him on the last, latest seasons of the standups. Just an awesome dude and hilarious to boot. We're having a good time.


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[Assistant] Uh, Orange Blue 37, the scientific illiteracy, huh? That's right. He nailed it, man. Uh, and this episode was astounding. That being said, this was by far the funniest episode in a long time. The chemistry between Nate Aaron, B Ferroni, and Dusty was electric. Keep up the good work.


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[Assistant] Would pesticide, they would kill someone, right?


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah. So like you could, would you ever get like called to be like, yo, could you do it in my yard and maybe- Oh no, I wouldn't do it. Come over early?


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[Assistant] I always think the idea that someone's like, come on, I'll hook you up. And you're like, I mean, what, what hooking up can there really be done? Like when someone works, when you got like, you work at a regular office, you're like, I mean,


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[Assistant] If I worked at like a water park, you're like, yeah, I could look the other way as you come in, but.


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[Assistant] I bet that happens, that could happen probably more than people realize. If you just have the courage to go like, yo man.


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[Assistant] I'll give you lunch everyday, just give me pesticides. And it's like deal. And you wash and then you're like we're done.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Molly, what's your problem with the fact that...


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[Assistant] You can't say dinosaurs might be fake. What world are we living in? You can't.


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[Assistant] Say dinosaurs are fake. Alright, look, if kids are listening to this, obviously. Don't listen to us.


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[Assistant] The point got out of the Brooklyn Nets and they're taking his advice. I was like, then let's worry about, there's probably other issues. Then they go, well, Kyrie Irving said it. So.


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[Assistant] Who's your, yeah, who's your references? Who's your sources? Carrie Irving, Dusty Slay. They go, well, I don't even, what does that even mean? I don't mind the lest.


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[Assistant] I mean, I was with, we were with people, uh, someone that they, these guys made money from the stock market and I asked them, could the stock market ever go away?


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[Assistant] Uh, and that was, you know, that's, they, I noticed, oh, I didn't ask them a question that they ever get asked. Like, no one ever just goes, yeah dude, no one, these guys have made money off somebody, and I'm like, but what if it just went away? Like, what if it just stopped working?


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[Assistant] Uh, condescendingly made me do a spit take.


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[Assistant] There's two of them. Felt I should ask. I also asked if the stock market could ever stop, so.


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[Assistant] This is in a row of just like, and we just go dinosaurs may be fake to, I said stock markets could be that to then I'm asking which C is condescending. Like, I mean, if you're.


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[Assistant] Brittany Vandermoor, mooree, mooreera.


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[Assistant] We can indeed evolve to become more aquatic. The Baja, Boha, what is it? Baja? B-A-G-A-U-A.


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[Assistant] Bajau people of Indonesia have evolved to a life in the ocean diving for their food all day. They have lived on the water for over a thousand years and that time have evolved to hold their breath for up to 13 minutes, 13 minutes at a depth of 200 feet.


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[Assistant] Turns out, over their time, their spleens have grown significantly larger, which acts as an internal scuba tank. So future bird gatsy generations could very well live amongst the dolphins after all. Wow. That's pretty crazy.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but I mean, what is David Blaine's record? Like, you know, I mean, I don't, you know, uh.


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[Assistant] Like it's just, it's crazy, like when you put it in perspective and you go, I did 17 minutes. If you're from that community, you go, we did, we do 13 like on a Tuesday. Like you go, if I even kind of paid attention, I would do 20. I don't even know where you're at. He's like, I'm just, I mean, in the morning I go do, I do 10 just as like an accident. Like I just.


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[Assistant] I get kind of lost in my thoughts down there and I'm like, it's 16 minutes on just a whim.


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[Assistant] No, no, I'm just saying, it's just funny. Yeah, we are protective of our own, but didn't, what was the Tales joke on David Blaine?


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[Assistant] He looks like he just finished brushing off some stegosaurus bones. That's a great observation, Rocky.


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[Assistant] Wait, do you believe in big chickens? So they would be big, giant chickens. So you're like, it's not a dinosaur, it's just, we used to have a big chicken problem. So when people had chickens at their house, you're like, well you're lucky you can even do that now. Because back in the day, if you had 40 chickens back there, you're like, they're coming through this window, we're upstairs.


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[Assistant] Blue solo cup. This is about a conspiracy theory comment.


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[Assistant] I like the argument that it does end up going back to going, yeah, dude, you, that's the definition of gravity. And you're like, oh, yeah, but is it?


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[Assistant] Trent Stewart, without a doubt, Dusty Slay was the perfect guest for this episode. For the record, I think I'm leaning his way on a lot of thoughts. Love the podcast. Alright. You're getting some, winning some minds. Man, I like to, I'm trying to pull people in. Dusty, do you feel?


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[Assistant] But he's not really a dinosaur influencer because he's, he doesn't believe them. He's against them. He's against them. So he's a, you know, big farm animal. You would, because it's like, so they're finding big bones. What are the bones, right? They're big chicken bones.


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[Assistant] So maybe there's not, there's not dinosaurs. You don't believe in the museum system, maybe. Yeah. I mean, that's skeptical. Yeah. I mean, they have a- That would be more fair to go like, I don't trust these museums.


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[Assistant] I like it. Uh, I can fly to a museum. Yeaah. You read a couple of them and you're like alright.


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[Assistant] That's what it feels like. It's like an accident. You're like, am I paying for college?


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[Assistant] And, uh, but he would pound us, I mean, the whole time. So they were drinking, I wasn't drinking. And like, but they're, I mean, the whole, he would just be like, dude, what about, we were like, there's music playing in the background. He's like, what about this song, dude? And I'd be like, yeah, it's great. And he'd be like, right, dude.


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[Assistant] Right? And he, and he'd go, and he just kept, he's like, dude, he goes, dude, this song, like, and then he would, I mean, it just, the whole night was like, he's like, he goes,


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[Assistant] I'm way on board with this guy. I know, you like it. I love it. So the whole, it was, it was so great. And then, cause it was, it get, if it wasn't, if he wasn't so likable, you, uh,


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[Assistant] You would have probably hated this guy, but the fact that he was like so wonderful, you were like, I didn't want him to stop and he would just be, at one point, I don't know if we can get this on camera, but he comes to me, I'm sitting next to him. At one point he goes, he goes, dude, he goes, uh, he goes, look, he goes, you're doing great, dude. He goes, you're doing great. And he scoots back from his head and he gives me the low, the low high five.


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[Assistant] And that was just a me and him thing. He didn't get the whole table involved in that one. He just goes, guh, guh, guh. Just like, you're doing so great, man.


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[Assistant] And then just, I mean, all night was that. And it was one of my favorite nights ever, just to watch them. I tried to start one of the fist bumps one time.


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[Assistant] And he did it, I didn't think, but I got a, I don't think he cared for it. No, it was his thing. I think it was like, it's like that's what I went, I go, I just did it, and then he was like, he did it like, like I got this part of the party.


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[Assistant] We were there for, they were drinking so then, you know, people lose kind of track of time. And so we were there for, I mean, we were there for like five hours. We were all hanging out talking. Twenty and five hours is nothing.


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[Assistant] But if you think about, I don't do 20 times in a week, really. So in a, in a condensed time.


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[Assistant] I'm not even throwing in cheers dude. I'm not even throwing in cheers in his toast. Are you a big toast guy, Mike?


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[Assistant] Guys, cheers. And would get like, I remember in New York when everybody'd go out every night, it'd be like.


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[Assistant] Is that part of y'all's education as you grew up? Let me talk to you for a little bit. One day you'll be 21 and you're going to get out there and you're going to be doing shots with the people. What we do, touch, don't.


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[Assistant] If you are slamming it so, if you're not thinking don't break this glass on the table, I don't think you're remembering to put your pinky.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but, because if you weren't raised Catholic, my parents are Catholic.


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[Assistant] But I was raised Baptist. They, they were Catholic growing up. They went to, when we were born now we're Baptist. So my family, we were Southern Baptist. And then, uh,


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[Assistant] My parents, I think, go to the baptism. My dad would go back and go to some Catholic, but his whole family is Catholic. Everyone else is Catholic. We just ventured off, you know. Uh, but they're, it's, yea, Catholic, uh, I don't know what I was trying to say.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, but I didn't know what to say. Someone did a joke about this, so I don't wanna, someone said that, but like I, but that truly happened. I went up to, uh,


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[Assistant] Uh, just recently she did that, but at her wedding. So when you go through the communion, they do the thing. And I didn't know what, you know, we were Baptists, like I've never done that.


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[Assistant] That is different out here. We go, we, you know, we go, don't tread on me.


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[Assistant] Howley. H-A-L-E. This episode was hilarious. Nate playing out how all the conspiracies would be if they were really true, and me howling. It made me realize


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[Assistant] That we're all a bunch of idiots who don't understand how something works. And instead of taking the time to learn something new, we just take what we already know to make it make sense. Yep. Sounds about right. That's what's around.


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[Assistant] Let's take it. They tell you to take the path, but it's when you can't get back.


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[Assistant] I just think about how much time, I try to start reading a book again, uh, I got one


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[Assistant] I try to read it. I'm starting to try to read again. I'm trying to read on the, uh, I did Scribd and, uh, so I got a book on that, like reading on the iPad, but it's like, I'm having a hard time focusing. I just made, I started and then, I mean, I'll get done with the page and I'm like, it just meant nothing to me. I mean, it was like, it's just like, and I'm starting over and I'm like, I don't even know if it's, I can't get past the first page.


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[Assistant] So I'm like a guy that like went to the gym and like I just got shown how to use the equipment, but I never used the equipment. Like that's where I'm at. Oh, so I don't know how to read. You know how to read, but it's like, can you retain it? No, it doesn't retain. It leaves.


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[Assistant] That's what Gary says. Uh, the same side always faces Earth. Maybe the fact would allay some of Dusty's concerns about NASA's ability to land on it.


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[Assistant] Maybe the fact would delay. I don't, yeaah. What does that mean? Come on college.


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[Assistant] So that's what's happening up there? Ease, ease some of Dusty's concerns? Ease, ease a bit. Okay. So the moon doesn't spin? The moon's just up there rotating? Uh, the moon orbits around the earth. Could have said just moves. Uh.


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[Assistant] But, but it doesn't spin on its own axis. So it doesn't, so it goes around. It's just floating then. So we only see the one same side, the same side always faces earth. So we only see there, so we're not landing on a spinning top. But we leave a spinning, like this is, we,


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[Assistant] That's why when we come back, they just land in the ocean because it's just so hard to like, it's like a washing machine and you're just hoping you don't hit something.


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[Assistant] Pretty boring. Pretty boring. I'd like to see the other side. Yeah. Seeing that, that's what I say every time I see the moon.


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[Assistant] Uh, JBH, Dusty mentioned gas prices and now I'm realizing he was referring to February 2022 gas prices and not March 2022 prices.


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[Assistant] Wait, is this true? Is that what fossil fuels is? Should we be using them in museums for gas? Yea, why not? Is that why we can't find some, like they're finding apparently a lot of the dinosaur bones.


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[Assistant] So if you're for hunting, you should just be like, you should be for it and then leave the deer out there because you need to fill up your Honda Civic.


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[Assistant] If you're really green, I want to become fuel. And they go, let's go be a long time from now. Go, I'll wait. I have the time. And so just dump me in there. Ooh. That's a good point. That's a really good point.


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[Assistant] So, uh, maybe don't do any more museums because we actually need the gas. Maybe that's the, I mean, now I'm anti-museum. How much, how much fuel are you wasting? Yeah. Yeah. How much dead gum fuel you're wasting just so I can go look at a Tyrannosaurus Rex nose. There's going to be no way.


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[Assistant] Well, they, someone grabbed it before it turned into fuel. Oh, so like, why did that one, why did that one not get there? Cause it was probably close. But it was, we got it. We got it just in time. Got it just in time.


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[Assistant] It does seem funny to be like, say you're a scientist and you eventually just, they go, where are we going to fuel from? Probably just dead dinosaurs. Like, and they say it like a lot smarter, but that's what like, that's why they create smart, that's why there's smart words. So you don't sound like you're going just dead dinosaurs, dead chickens and stuff like that. Like, cause that's what you're kind of saying. And then you're, you know, that tree died. So like, you know, I don't know. If you use smart language,


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, yeah. So yeah, yeah. This is a tree, you know, the tree in the backyard, it's been gone forever. So I can now go to Publix. David Hopkins.


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[Assistant] One of the biggest reasons people have thought Nazi ideas have been connected to the airport is because the runway layout is in the form of a swastika.


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[Assistant] In reality, it's just a really efficient runway layout that allows more for more takeoffs and landings. Smoking like a true Nazi.


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[Assistant] No, it's, it's, you're just looking at the conspiracy idea of it. It's cause you got blues for it. It's, you can probably turn anything into, if you really want to.


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[Assistant] Oh, but they, but someone's gotta cross it. So you gotta, the people can't just be all coming in the same way. So they gotta come like different ways.


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[Assistant] Well, he's up there. Yeah. You know? Yeah. What if he wants to talk to you about the round of the earth? Yeah. Cause he sees it every day. I guess he does. He's up there and he sees the curve.


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