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[Assistant] Derek, we were at a game one time and he's like, he's going up to the concession stand. I was like, let me get a Coke. And he came down with a 20 ounce, no ice. I go, I, I, I.


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[Assistant] What do you mean, I can't drink this? That's crazy dude. No ice. No ice.


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[Assistant] That sounds like, eh, no more. You still get it in the drive-thru. That's the one thing you can't Uber Eats.


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[Assistant] Is a drink. It comes, I usually when I'm at the hotel, I would go to ice and then get a Coke downstairs.


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[Assistant] We invented coke. We get no respect for that.


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[Assistant] Everywhere, every other foreign country, there's, well, there's Coke and KFC.


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[Assistant] It went bad. Did you go? Oh yea, I went there. I saw Michael Johnson around the 400. That guy was in the golden shoes. Remember that? Yea. No socks. Yea. That guy was... I wear it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, there he is, bro. I remember watching that track. No socks and the golden shoes. That's awesome. Man.


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[Assistant] I mean, that guy, that was awesome to watch. That's the only sport, well, I guess now because of doping, I guess, the, this, the, the purest.


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[Assistant] That's like the first sport ever. Just who can run the fastest.


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[Assistant] Now I don't even, have you ever heard that thing about wrestling? No, what? Okay, wrestling, well we went.


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[Assistant] We went to Raw. Okay, we went to Monday Night Raw. And it was like...


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[Assistant] Wrestling's fake, right? There, that's the thing. Okay. So this one guy gets hit and he's bleeding and I'm like, dude, Aaron, is that real? And he's like, no, that is real.


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[Assistant] Cause he like, and I was listening to, uh, um, Rogan on a podcast and he said, uh, that guy that, uh, Rick Rubin, he goes, wrestling is the best sport.


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[Assistant] Because never would you be watching a Vanderbilt game and a guy out of the stands would put on a jersey, kick a field goal and then celebrate. You're like, cause your, your imagination only goes in this box.


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[Assistant] Bad example. Bad example. Any other school. All the other, the sport, you think it's real, but it's not, none of it is real. None of it is real.


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[Assistant] Nothing can happen. But it's like in wrestling, there's no bounds to what it is. And you think the NBA is real, right?


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[Assistant] But then remember when Kobe, this is way off on tangent. Remember when Kobe Bryant was going to play with Dwight Howard and Chris Paul for the Lakers and they said.


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[Assistant] They're like, that's what that was within the rules, but they go, no, this is going to mess up the entertainment product. Remember? They just said, no, you can't do that.


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[Assistant] What you want to watch sport because it's real, but there's nothing in sport that is real.


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[Assistant] And if the goal of it is entertainment, yes, but watching.


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[Assistant] People run. Now, now you have like, blood doping and like, uh,


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[Assistant] Probably that too, yeah. But just watching people run, but now you're like, oh, you found out, you're like, oh, well, it's pointless then because like Alabama. C-F-C-T-E-S-M-R-R-I. C-T-E-S, yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, it was more like a party scene. It was like, uh, yeaah, kids at work.


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[Assistant] Yeah, there's a lot of bars there actually. It's one of the premier probably college towns.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it was like, you know, good, like you go to Knoxville or like, oh, these are all, oh, they're, these are all, I guess, I guess Nashville is not a college town. That's probably why.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I saw it live in Memphis. It was awesome. Yeah, I got this guy, this guy, this guy figured it out.


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[Assistant] But it was like, I mean, there's 15, they were like, do different like scenes.


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[Assistant] You know, I'm not trying to say this in a, in a, in a way that would make sense, but like some of the jokes I was out on.


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[Assistant] Incredible. Packed. Yeah. That guy figured it out. Just the energy was unrealizable. He like bought his own studio and just makes all of his own movies. Yeah. It's great. I think I was watching, uh, Madea Christmas. Mhm. And...


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[Assistant] Oh yes, 1991. I was in my, uh, I was in my kitchen. We didn't have a TV at the time because we weren't allowed because television, uh, the devil was gonna get into our house through the TV. So we had a radio.


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[Assistant] And we had all, I would have been seven years old and we would have gathered around the kitchen. And that's a diff, that's an iconic call by the way, the radio call versus the TV call. Oh, here comes Sid Bream. He's got a run to the plate. Yeah, everybody knows that one.


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[Assistant] And we were listening on the radio and I never knew what, think about this, I never knew what Sid Breen looked like.


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[Assistant] Well yeaah, uh, yeaah. I think he's coming to some shows. Oh really? I don't know where he's at. Yeaah. And I saw, I think many many years later, I saw the, I saw the play.


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[Assistant] Like I saw the TV like review and I was like, that is different than what I had in my mind and what that, what was happening.


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[Assistant] Or like, did you guys, you guys probably don't know what this is. Adventures in Odyssey. You know what that is?


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[Assistant] You know, you don't, there's a comic that I know like that, that he just puts out clips and I go, he just like, thinks he's great. I know a bunch of those. I go, maybe he wins.


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[Assistant] Maybe he wins. And when we get off stage, I was terrible, right? I go, if that, maybe that guy wins. I don't think they could.


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[Assistant] He's just out there, living the dream, just doing- I guess if he's bombing.


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[Assistant] Well we had, we had a lot of unbelievable moments, uh, but then the Falcons, Patriots, Super Bowls. That's part of our checkered past. 28-3.


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[Assistant] I don't think, I don't think still, I don't think those jokes are funny.


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[Assistant] Oh, we're sitting at the top. I mean, the Falcons are undefeated with our, with the help of our guy. Yeah. Yeah. Nate Landman. Nate Landman. Oh yeah. He's crushing it. And, uh, we won the Falcon, or the, um, Braves clinched first place so. Braves are unreal this year.


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[Assistant] I threw out the first pitch I think, uh, last year.


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[Assistant] When everybody goes, like, that's like, that's my biggest credit. That's probably the coolest thing I've ever done.


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[Assistant] I know that, uh, Walker Zimmerman who played the World Cup is from the same place we played soccer growing up.


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[Assistant] I did make a mistake. Do you ever do this? That you like, I was watching, uh, uh, uh, Dylan Lee is a relief pitcher for the Braves. And I thought he had a rough outing during the world series and I DM'd him and I go, Hey dude, keep your head up. And then I go.


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[Assistant] Why did I do that? And he responded back, you're like, you ever do that and you're like, I shouldn't have done that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but then I didn't. Cause I've done it, I did it to, uh. Because people did that with you.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean a good and bad, but yeah, people were saying we love, it's like to, but you're like, I shouldn't say that for sure.


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[Assistant] Like, uh, three years ago. And I've, and it's funny because I look, I go, that guy's sober. I guarantee you that guy's sober.


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[Assistant] And I like, he just looked sober from, from how I used to look and I went to DM him and I, he had DMed me like a year ago.


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[Assistant] But you know, yea, somebody, when somebody has a good, or like, dude, I got thousands of texts saying, and like, I, I, if, I would want to be a part of that. I don't need a response from it, but I would want to be like, and then, yea.


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[Assistant] Tough miss. Hey, no. Oh, he, he must've got, he must've won. I think he won the super bowl. Okay. Won the super bowl with the, and he went, I said, big kick is February 13th. Super bowl. Super bowl. Yeah. Big kick brother. Go jackets too. Go jackets too.


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[Assistant] But you do relate, yea, you go, I shouldn't, I shouldn't, I shouldn't. But was he grateful that you? Yea, no, it's his assistant.


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[Assistant] You would never say like, yeah, I mean, you get emotional about a certain thing. That's why we shouldn't have the internet. You shouldn't be able to message anyone.


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[Assistant] I don't think the, not to bring it all the way around, but like when I got canceled, like a lot of like.


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[Assistant] Thousands and thousands of like private, I was getting crushed publicly, but like, and now like when is somebody like...


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[Assistant] Oh yea, Ottawa. Ontario. That's where you'll be first. I'm gonna DM Dylan Lee and see if he wants to come to the show.


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[Assistant] What do you think that impulse is? You do get to a level of wealth where you just say, I gotta leave earth.


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[Assistant] It's the same rant Dusty would be going on. Trust me. Yeah. And Aaron needed to hear it.


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[Assistant] You said that a long time ago, people had forgotten. I've had, I've had a good time, two or three times. I think. I've had fun a few times.


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[Assistant] How about that, dude? Both undefeated. B Hawaii, B Navy. When are you guys gonna get a scoreboard?


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[Assistant] Right, y'all are saving the world. Yeah, we're good.


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[Assistant] That's the crazy part. And you're in its yard. You know, you're in its territory.


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[Assistant] I did a plane like that. Yeah. Yeah. It wasn't a float plate. It was, it didn't land on water or anything, but it's pretty awesome up there. I'm going back in September.


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[Assistant] Oh yeah. I got, I got a show in Ketchikan, Alaska. Did I say this joke?


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[Assistant] Wow. This is the red onion, the red onion saloon, brothel museum.


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[Assistant] It does. And then you try to take pictures of it and it just doesn't do it justice. Right.


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[Assistant] Leanne, have you watched the show alone on Netflix? Have you heard of it?


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[Assistant] They send 10 people out in the middle of nowhere, they get to bring 10 items with them and they give them cameras and it's just the, who can last there the longest.


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[Assistant] It's normal people. Yeah, no, these are people that this is what they do. They like teep, they're like into wilderness survival and stuff. So they're into it.


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[Assistant] And if you win, you, if you're the last person standing, you get 500 grand. So like they're motivated to stay out there, but.


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[Assistant] The ones I've seen, they come out and they do a medical check and they're like, you're going to die if you stay out here. So they, so they yank them.


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[Assistant] But a lot of people tap out if they're like, I'm sick of this. I know I'm not, probably not going to win. I'm hungry.


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[Assistant] You know, on Southwest, they give you an extra bag of cinnamon grams on the fly.


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[Assistant] I'd love to tell you about rocket money. Leanne, let me ask you a very important question. Are rising prices stressing you out?


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[Assistant] Okay, me too. If you're looking for ways to cut costs, you need rocket money. You could be wasting money.


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[Assistant] Not even realizing it, we've talked about this on the podcast a bunch. We all have subscriptions that we forget about and we're paying it every month for years. Use rocket money.


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[Assistant] Yeah, worth it. Stop throwing your money away. Cancel unwanted subscriptions and manage your expenses the easy way by going to RocketMoney.com slash Nate. That's RocketMoney.com slash Nate. Say it with me at home. RocketMoney.com slash Nate.


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[Assistant] There's some Amish out in Irwin. They got a Amish deli and donuts.


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[Assistant] That's probably where they are. I was in Pittsburgh on Thursday and a lot of people come to my show telling me they were going to go see you later that weekend.


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[Assistant] And I told a lot of them to tell you that my show was better.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I was in Boston all weekend.


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[Assistant] Just a great lot of people came out. Just so much fun.


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[Assistant] So it was cool. We were, we were close by. Dusty was in Portland, Maine. We were all like.


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[Assistant] 45 minutes from each other this weekend was pretty crazy. I think a lot of people.


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[Assistant] I didn't check the map, but everybody said it's pretty close.


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[Assistant] Let me clarify what I just said. I guess Portland, Maine is close to where I was in Boston. And we were close in Pennsylvania, but not the three of us together.


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[Assistant] What kind of cereal do you eat, Brian? Brand. I love brand flakes. Brand flakes. I gotta stay regular.


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[Assistant] Oh, I think so. Honey smack this right here with the cloud on it.


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[Assistant] Actually out of a bowl with milk? No, no, no, just individual.


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[Assistant] I took a lot of heat in Boston this weekend for, uh, we eliminated Duncan in the first round.


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[Assistant] The store struggled during the great depression in 1934, they moved to the larger city of Nashville, Tennessee.


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[Assistant] The sandwich is great. I think they take the change. I donate to the Popeyes foundation.


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[Assistant] Not a bad scam for a kid to run a teenager working fast food. Don't give change back. That'll add up slowly.


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[Assistant] I think most people would do it. Uh, I would do that too.


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[Assistant] If it were like a dollar, no, no, no. I would do what you did, Leanne, in that situation. If it were like a dollar, I'm not gonna.


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[Assistant] He was born in 1897 or this picture he was born in 1890.


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[Assistant] Look at this picture of him and his mom in 1897. His mom looks about nine years old. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I don't know what I was doing just now. It felt, it felt right in the moment. I was looking at it. Yeah. Yeah.


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[Assistant] In 1964, at 73 years old, he sold the company to a group of investors for $2 million.


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[Assistant] Yeah. And then he retained control of operations of Canada and became a salary brand ambassador for KFC. So he was just sold it.


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[Assistant] And then he was just hired as an employee to be in the commercials and stuff.


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[Assistant] So he didn't have quite as much as I thought he would.


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[Assistant] It's almost not about how many people are in the car. It's just about how efficient the order is. If it takes a while, what do you want? Then they try to yell it out and stuff. Lee, did you ever order for the whole family in the car driving through places? Were you allowed to drive?


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah. The huge glass unlimited diet coke. That's America.


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[Assistant] Well, that's been an interesting marketing move for some of these companies is have like a celebrity sponsor meal.


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[Assistant] I think it was Taco Bell or KFC or one of them had like a Jack Harlow meal. It's just like an interesting way to.


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[Assistant] He does look kind of Asian, right? Might've been Asian, but I don't think he is.


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[Assistant] This kind of fry. I don't know what you call that, but I can. I thought they had like the more steak fry.


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[Assistant] I should say, so I feel bad that I'm on this podcast and not dusty, but maybe I can give a different perspective than the three of y'all. I'll take the kid side in some of these discussions.


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[Assistant] And we had the one cat, but just recently Nate's sister Abigail, who you met earlier, found the cat and, uh, we took it in.


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[Assistant] So we've got two now. I don't mind them as much as I used to.


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[Assistant] You don't have to take them out for a walk. You don't have to let them out. They just kind of do their own thing, you know.


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[Assistant] No, these are very friendly cats. They've never bitten me or anything like that. Just hanging out.


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[Assistant] Let me ask y'all this, when you see a situation like that in the public now, do you have...


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[Assistant] Do you immediately sympathize with the parents in a situation like that? Or are you harder on the parents?


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[Assistant] I had a flight this weekend where it's baby just screaming nonstop. And my instinct as a guy without kids is to go, geez dude, get a handle on your baby.


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[Assistant] I thought about it. I've never had to deal with that. I don't know what that's like. So maybe I can be a little more sympathetic too.


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[Assistant] But if they look back and you get your headphones in and you're the parent.


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[Assistant] She was doing all this as a kid, like who knows, it must have been crazy.


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[Assistant] His grandfather was a Pentecostal preacher. How about that? I didn't know that.


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[Assistant] Played baseball in college. Yeah. And then it just thought, you know, there are others.


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[Assistant] Their other daughter Noah Cyrus actually like her music better than Miley's.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Taste of country. I don't know. I don't know if that's like.


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[Assistant] It's kind of like country music stars are mainstream pop stars. So they're covered by TMZ and everything else.


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[Assistant] I have a problem with it? Yeah. I'm old, live it up. But I think that just happened. Men get so emotional as they get older. You just, I've seen it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they know, it's, yeah. Just because they're named Madonna? The name Madonna, she's kind of grandfathered in, you know, there's a huge celebrity. There's never, I don't know of anyone my age.


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[Assistant] cares about her music ever. You know, they know, they know the big songs.


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[Assistant] Now it's like, I don't even care that she's in it. Like she's like an afterthought to me. But she was- Oh, you mean a huge deal? At the time when the movie came out. Not for her, but for the half of it. For the movie, yeaah. It's like Taylor Swift being in the movie.


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[Assistant] Like are there, what are the things you like about, now you have a relationship with your adult kids, like what's different about that? You know?


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[Assistant] Why do you, are there other people at your house?


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[Assistant] Oh, I was picturing her in a, like a, I guess your kid's older now, huh? She runs around everywhere. Yeah. Your kid's up and at them, huh? Yeah. All right. My bad. She gets to it real fast. I was pictured in the carrying thing. I'm just dropping them off in there. You can just leave the door open.


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[Assistant] Awesome. Uh, next week I'm in, uh, middle California, Bakersfield at the Well Comedy Club in Bakersfield, California.


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[Assistant] Then I'm up in Pleasanton, which is just outside of San Francisco. First time in that part of the country. So come on out.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, yeaah, they ran out the minor league baseball stadium as an Airbnb in Pensacola.


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[Assistant] That was messed up everything.


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[Assistant] Today's episode of the Nate land podcast is brought to you by better help. Hello, fresh and electric E bikes.


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[Assistant] Hello folks and hey bear, welcome to the Nate Land podcast. I'm Nate Barghetti, Brian Bates here in Weber. Dusty Slick. We're here. Uh, it's a very like old man Florida shirt.


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[Assistant] I think it's like a very relaxing, you want it to be large, you want it to be big. That's what he said, you want a little flow to it, you know. That's like, you know, that's a retired shirt. So you retired.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's like you go down, you're in Miami, you're tired, you're done.


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[Assistant] I look, that's me in 55. I look as that's what I, my whole golf career is waiting for the senior tees. Oh, is that when you can do it?


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[Assistant] Well, I'm the senior open, I mean, I'm gonna have to get, I don't think, I don't, that's gonna be pretty tough. Those guys are obviously, it's Fred Couple.


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[Assistant] Yeah. And I'd even go, there's kids tease too. Yeah. Usually the ones out in the middle of the fairway. You're like, what's this? That's where Brian should be teeing off from.


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[Assistant] It's, but yeah, once you see it, I think like a lot of golfers, if you get pretty good, you, you get a run of dominance.


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[Assistant] Because you just, you move up and then you're still, you still got some young in ya.


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[Assistant] And then you're just pounding the ball. It looks like you're pounding, you're just...


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[Assistant] One, he just, I think he played in two events, one both, and then just went back. The seniors must love that.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeah, that's fun. Uh, what, uh, so what were we talking about first? Uh, were we


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[Assistant] Yeah, and then that's it. You don't even know. Yeah, or cigar, like it's like that's, that's such a big thing that be talked about a lot. If you're from Cuba and you're like, oh, Cuban missile crisis. Yeah. And they're like.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we let Dusty do previews of his podcast. A little teaser, then he goes in and you can really find out what it's about.


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[Assistant] I was, what, I don't even know where I was. Oh, I know what we did. We were at the messy game, national soccer game.


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[Assistant] I know yellow card's like a warning, red card's like, you're out. I know offside's, but offside does, it's when the pass happens, not, so like once he kicks it,


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[Assistant] Then you gotta be on side, but once it leaves his foot, you can be off side. I believe.


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[Assistant] So it was, uh, there's a little stuff I, my Derek knows everything and then, uh.


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[Assistant] I'm telling you, it's, uh, it's a relaxing sport to watch. Like it's a fun sport to watch because it's, it's kind of just nothing, you know, it's kind of going back and forth and then it's just the most excitement and then back to back and forth. And then, and so it's, uh, I've really enjoyed watching it. It's just, uh,


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[Assistant] It's easy to fall. The clock just runs. Yeah. Like the continuous time. Yeah. I mean, you look at stuff like that with football and all that and basketball and it's so many timeouts and so many.


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[Assistant] Golf this weekend is like, they're just doing that playing through commercial and.


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[Assistant] They, then they do other commercials and you just feel like you're barely watching the sport. Yeah.


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[Assistant] And so I enjoyed it for that. And then we went Tuesday and then Nashville 1 and then obviously with Messi coming to town. So then it was like, well, let's try to go.


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[Assistant] Uh, there, so we win, had a big group out, and uh, it was pretty special. It was pretty special.


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[Assistant] Lionel Messi. I've heard the name. Yeah. So yeah, he came to enter Miami. So it's the biggest thing in the world. I mean, he's like a mega star dude. I mean, he's the most famous person.


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[Assistant] What does the rock have? Are Taylor Swift or, you know?


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's crazy. I mean, that's, it's, uh.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he was a sports journal. He really was. I love my college. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You get questions and you go, uh, uh, Microsoft goes, uh, little man in the back. I'm working at the middle Tennessee state university. How far can you throw a football?


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[Assistant] It's, uh, yeah, it was, it, it, the whole thing was very, it was very special. It was like getting to watch Messi. I mean, Jordan played basketball at Vandy. They did a, uh, exhibition game once. The Bulls did? Yeah. And like maybe early eighties, or eighties, the key was not who he was now.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah. 85, 86. No, no, I feel like, maybe, I don't know, 85 man, I don't know, 84.


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[Assistant] But, I mean, yeah, Messi is, to come where Messi's at, Messi, I would say, if you're not into sports, like, Messi is...


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[Assistant] Like still kinda, kinda at his prime. Like it's, you know, like I was as compared to like Jordan going to the wizards, but it's.


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[Assistant] It's way different. I mean, it's the year, Messi won the world cup this year. And now he's in Nashville and he's playing. And so it was to get a CME.


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[Assistant] Yeah, everybody understands what they're going to see and it's like, uh.


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[Assistant] You know, and the goal was unbelievable. The game was crazy. It went into all these 10 penalty kicks, went down to the goalies, the keepers, the keepers and other than that, yeah, they.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it was, uh, but I'm telling you what, it goes very quick. It's really not a long game.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeaah. But here's, and here's how good, if, I mean, a lot of people might know this, but here's how good messy is.


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[Assistant] And the difference of him coming, uh, the major league soccer, MLS is Nashville and Miami. They have their team, right? So the MVP of the entire league.


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[Assistant] Uh, is number 10 on our in Nashville soccer team. He last year, he was the MVP, the best player, all of major league soccer.


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[Assistant] He could not make his own country's world cup team.


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[Assistant] Wow. In Germany, I believe. So, and Messi won a World Cup. So that's...


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[Assistant] The difference and, and that dude is unreal. That guy would have probably, he would have started on our major league soccer team, I guess. But it's, but like, that's the difference of what Messi's playing with to be like, that guy can't even, they're not even letting him like come dress. And he's like, I was the main guy. The best guy in America.


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[Assistant] PSG. Yeah. It's from Argentina. PSG. Yeah. That's the, I don't know all the, when you get down to that kind of stuff.


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[Assistant] But yea, MLS, I'm telling you, Major League Soccer, MLS is gonna be.


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[Assistant] It's going to be huge. I really believe that. The fact that he's here is, you know, trying to get this other guy Mbappe who's a giant, giant star and he's young.


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[Assistant] Well, Saudi Arabia, who is the live golf? They're doing that with, they, they offered Mbappe. I think they took Ronaldo and they're offering these guys.


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[Assistant] Billion dollars, like, that's how big these guys are.


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[Assistant] Messy, I think they offered him straight up a billion dollars. And for him to come to Miami, I mean he's, I believe it's like he's just owner when he retires. They're just like, you're an owner.


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[Assistant] I'm just better than a deal. Just like being like, you're set forever. I mean, he's already set forever and you're, you're now a, a priority.


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[Assistant] I mean, it would be like a super, it'd be like a Super Bowl commercial. Yeah. You'd have to pay him like, I don't know if you could even, I don't know if you could even offer him.


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[Assistant] A million dollars. We wear this hat tomorrow. I don't even, he would probably, I don't think he would do it for a million dollars.


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[Assistant] Yeah, a couple of people did. There's a picture, but it wasn't the mob, but.


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[Assistant] He just went out, cause I mean, cause obviously here it's not gonna be as crazy. So he like went out to a Publix and was able to walk around. If he's at home or anywhere else in the world, I mean, once they find out too, it doesn't, then everybody comes, but he's just able to go.


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[Assistant] Argentina, he can't leave his home cause everybody's just like you. Yeah. Here.


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[Assistant] It's, you know, he's in Miami publics. He goes late at night. Like I don't, you know, it's like, pray older people in there. There's people that are like, I don't.


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[Assistant] They wouldn't recognize him. So he got some like peace, but when he goes and walks around, I mean, it's bigger than Beatles. I mean, it's bigger than anybody. I mean, it's a mob.


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[Assistant] Abigail's friend is a cop and they escorted him to the hotel and they.


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[Assistant] It was so hard to get him in the hotel because that many people are around, like just surround him and they just want to see him and they just want to, and so he can't even, I mean he can't go anywhere.


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[Assistant] Yeah, there's a thing when you went to Miami like a.


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[Assistant] Before he signed this deal, he came to Miami to go to a restaurant and they show him trying to walk into a restaurant and it's just a sea of people and he's just trying to go. I mean just think when he goes to a restaurant, he has to shut that restaurant down.


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[Assistant] And you just have to do that. You have to go like, hey, you gotta close the doors and like, and everybody's probably willing, obviously willing to do that. Why would you not? Yeah. Get a little photo op. Yeah. Yeah. I remember eating with, uh, uh, when I opened for Chris Rock, Chris Rock and Tyra Banks.


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[Assistant] We went in eight after they had paparazzi chasing us, but.


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[Assistant] No, she was there. I'm sorry. I opened up for Chris Rock, but she came. And then, so we went to go eat after and then there was like pop ruts, but then they, they had to call the restaurant and they let us in. There was, they were closing.


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[Assistant] They stayed open and then we went in there and sat and there was only one on the table and then they took pictures with all of them and then we left. Uh, but it's like.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's not even being like harassed like a negative harass. It's just, Kevin James is a nice guy. Right. And it's going to be like, yeah, I want to take pictures of everybody and all that stuff. So you just are to a point of going like,


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[Assistant] I just wanna like kinda go look at these CDs and be regular.


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[Assistant] Yeah, of course. So everybody does and it's, and now everybody can take a picture. Cause you, so yeah, you're going to just go get it and you're just trying to walk around and be normal. And if I'm sure.


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[Assistant] Five, 10, 15 years of this, where it's like you just, every time you walk out, you know, you're going to get, I'd imagine yes. And then you just go like, instead of being mean.


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[Assistant] I'm going to just do this. Right. You know, Seinfeld rents a movie theater out, you know, cause instead of being mean.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna just, I'll just pay 500 bucks to those guys. I mean, you know, just like, I'll go see this movie. No one's in there. I can do it. Everyone. He yells at the screen. Like they make jokes. Like, you know, he treats it like that. Yeah. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I did a couple spots that night. That was like old New York days. Cause I went to Greg Warren and Greg Warren is a zanies. So I went down there, uh, and jumped on his show and then just got in the car and drove the.


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[Assistant] Uh, but tell Aaron, say what happened, just.


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[Assistant] I don't mean that in a negative way. I mean, it's, yeah, it's like, uh, yeah, it's like a fool.


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[Assistant] You know, it made me then realize why do they not let...


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[Assistant] Like, I bet that's gonna start to happen. I've never even thought of that. That you could do something like that.


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[Assistant] Uh, imagine like it's a game these guys are fighting for the playoffs and they go, hey everybody just heads up, we're gonna, uh, let people do some pretty goofy stuff out there today. I know this is a big game for you guys, uh, but, you know, just have fun. Decorate your bats. Always remember, it's entertainment. Uh, World Series doesn't matter.


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[Assistant] Cause you got it. Yeah, you did that. You got it on purpose.


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[Assistant] I think there's a lot of that. But if you're like, I brought a, you know, a work liner out.


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[Assistant] Well, I mean, sometimes no hitters would be 1-0 or something like that. You know, uh, I could see in baseball trying to break it. You're like, I don't want a no hitter to happen on us. And so you're like, and then that's more of a, in the moment, you're like, we're trying to end this because it's a one game thing. Like the Brett Favre and Michael Australian was like,


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[Assistant] He's going to get a sack anyway and it's like he rolled out and like, you know, in the moment it was like, he's about to get me. I'm going to just go down and just give it to him. And that's an overall, that's a career wise decision versus a one game decision.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you were probably talking about purity. You might not have been born. Were you, you, you have e-recollection?


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[Assistant] You know what I was going to say? I brought up, you know, like, I have DirecTV, uh, Channel 2 right now and DirecTV is saying like they're with, they're fighting with Nextar or something. And they're just not showing stuff.


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[Assistant] The whole channel, they don't show anything. That's insane to me.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Yeaah, that happens a lot. Yeaah, you're like, why are we involved?


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[Assistant] And then it's, it's funny cause it's a, you see, you know, direct to these like.


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[Assistant] Guys, we're trying to, these animals. And you're like, who's, like, why am I?


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[Assistant] Yeah, but it's, it's, I don't think Drake, like one of, I don't think either one of them really cares about us. Oh no. So it's, they, they, they put it like that. Then you're like, so I can't, I mean, I recorded the, the, I record Titans games, the preseason game, just don't get to watch it. Cause it, cause direct TV is like, we're not showing it.


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[Assistant] You're not giving me something free. Right. I give you money. I, you raise prices. You just, I do all that. And now you're like, all right, we need some more help. You're like, you can't even.


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[Assistant] I'm pretty sure after watching this episode, Nate knows more about Australia and New Zealand than he does America. That could be true. Nate Bates.


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[Assistant] I doubt it. I like, I doubt it. I bet it is. I like the bass part. I think it's the name. Nate Bates.


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[Assistant] I guarantee you this is Nate Bates out there. Well, I'm sure, but that may not listen to this podcast. I feel like we've had Nate Bates on. I didn't believe him last time either.


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[Assistant] He'd always call me Nat. And I remember just being kinda like, I just remember being a kid, just being like...


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[Assistant] But it's not Nat. I guess it's Nate. And then you're just like, okay. And I, you know, and I, I never, Nat, get on out there. You're like, why would you? He, he wasn't trying to be funny? No, it was just like, he, he just thought that was your name. No, I think he just was like, all right, I'll call you Nat. And you're like, shorter than Nate. If I don't respond.


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[Assistant] Canningsburg. So they're doing good.


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[Assistant] Just say tiger. Just switch it up. I switch stuff up. You do that. Cause I know.


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[Assistant] If what I'm about to say is not gonna, I might've talked about it before. I had my first joke, one of the, uh, uh, playing Madden football with, uh, Vince, uh, what's his name? Vince Young. And, uh, I would say I don't want to get.


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[Assistant] His emotions, I said emotions, cause I would say I only get his feelings hurt. Feelings. And the way I say feelings, and I was in New York, I was like, no one knows what I'm saying. Yeah. Sounds like a dentist joke. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I don't know how to not say it. So I just changed it to emotions. Just purely, just so we can move through the joke without having emotions is kind of funnier.


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[Assistant] Who do you think the southern accent probably gets made fun of the most? Do you think we're the most made fun of?


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[Assistant] Uh, Scott H right out of the gate. Nate says he met a porcupine. Nope. It was a enchilada. It's China. It's China. Yeah, but that's a porcupine to us though. It was an Echinida. It's China.


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[Assistant] Echinda. Echinda maybe. Echidna. Echidna. Echidna. Echidna.


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[Assistant] That is, I like they evolved between 20 and 50 million years ago. I always do like science stuff like that. You're like, that's it's 30 year million, 30 million years difference.


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[Assistant] Boy, I had a joke about that. Oh, the cock, uh. The cockroach? Yeaah. Good joke in the age. It is a good joke. I actually saw that joke. That's very good. Thanks for checking out my stuff. That's very good.


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[Assistant] Uh, Aaron Ingalls. I found an easy way to say good day mate and sound like Steve Irwin is to say good eye mate, good eye Mike.


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[Assistant] I thought that was a fun way to sound like you're a Trill Shane. Good eye, mate. Good eye, mate. Good eye, mate. Good eye, mate.


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[Assistant] That's so good that she, how did you figure that out? Good eye, mate. Good eye, mate. Good eye, mate.


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[Assistant] That's what I wonder. That's what people do that do impressions. It's like you can, maybe they, they find different words. Yeah. Good eye mate. Aaron angles is a good, that's like a news anchor name, isn't it? Aaron angles. It is a good name.


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[Assistant] It's someone that's going to go places. I agree. She may own the grocery store chain.


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[Assistant] You know, like it answered two things. Would they turn around?


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[Assistant] She would turn around to both of us. Uh, Ash Smith.


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[Assistant] It's, that's not a bad name, Ash. I like the first name Ash. Yeah. Uh, it's perfectly okay for Americans to pronounce it Melbourne or Melbourne. That's just our accent. Saying it Melbourne is fine if you're a local, but Americans doing it just sounds weird.


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[Assistant] Weird that nobody did it with the other cities, just that one. Perth still had a nice strong R sound in it. All I'm saying is that people in other English speaking countries aren't expecting us to nail it while we do our best impressions of them. I'll tell you what Ash Smith didn't expect you to be.


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[Assistant] I would say that I get this because I never like it when, uh, I always think of it like you, uh, if someone is, uh, Mexican or someone speaks Spanish and you go, oh, like I always thought.


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[Assistant] I don't ever say a lot. I'm doing it because of them, so that's dumb.


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[Assistant] Uh, so I don't like doing that, even though I did that with Melbourne. But I was...


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[Assistant] Overly told that I had to say this the right way.


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[Assistant] That's the only reason I did it. I didn't do it because yeah, I'm sure you're fine with it, but I, it's, I'm going on stage to do jokes and.


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[Assistant] The hat, the joke that's happened the most is Melbourne is that we say born.


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[Assistant] And so it's like, well, on me to start saying Melbourne. So I don't want to, I don't want that to be a joke. So I'm gonna just try to say it.


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[Assistant] So you don't laugh. That's why I did. Yeah, if you'd been saying Melbourne, they'd be like.


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[Assistant] Yeah. It's like, yeah, I say Louisville. Right. I say right. But like, yeah, if someone says Louisville, you're like, that's fine. I think I do Louisville every time.


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[Assistant] You know? Uh, you look like you're going to Lebanon. Yeah, exactly.


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[Assistant] I mean, you're having a good time, uh. Yea, we're all having a good time out here. I agree. Uh, the, uh.


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[Assistant] We're on Paul. All right. Hello folks to hello fresh. Ah, is that good? That's good.


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[Assistant] I thought I was like, I kinda was like, let me do one. Just slip one in? Slip one in. Wasn't a segue, but you slipped it in. Yea, you slipped it in. It's not about the segue, it's about...


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[Assistant] We had it the other day. No, I think she made it, when did she make it? Last month? No, two nights ago. Like back to back, yeah. We did it almost every night. Uh, she makes it done, it's great, it's easy. Uh, I could do it without Laura, uh.


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[Assistant] You know, I could because it tells you the directions and I would take some more of the onions out. She sneaks stuff in. Oh yeah. I don't care for that.


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[Assistant] I try to be aware of it. You know, I'm kind of, uh, but I, it's an amazing health fresh app makes it so easy to change your delivery day food preferences and plan size or skip a week whenever you need to. We love HelloFresh. Saving time is so important. Kids back in school. This is a big help. Uh, it's a huge help for that.


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[Assistant] Easy meal to make, uh, go to hellofresh.com slash naitland50 and use code naitland50.


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[Assistant] For 50% off plus free shipping, that is 50% off plus free shipping at hellofresh.com slash nateland50 and use code nateland50, America's number one meal kit. Mail. Meal.


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[Assistant] Meal. It almost sounded like you said milk it. Milk it. Good eye, Mike.


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[Assistant] The dodo bird lived on an island close to Madagascar, literally an ocean away from Australia. The animal you were thinking about.


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[Assistant] That's somewhat reasonable. It went extinct was probably the Tasmanian tiger.


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[Assistant] Uh, I don't think I thought about it this much, but. It's an interesting looking animal.


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[Assistant] Yeah, why was the dodo bird just cause it was such a good name?


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[Assistant] Why did, why is that so much talked about?


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[Assistant] Yeah, you get those oceans over there in other parts of the country. I don't know what's going on ocean wise. I mean, every ocean, I had to stop myself being like, is this the Atlantic?


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[Assistant] Like it's, it's all kind of, I didn't even think about it. You're just over there. You leave the Atlantic and then it's just, you're in other oceans.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but they're all called different. I get that they're all, you know.


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[Assistant] I don't think when you go to other places, you're like, that's the Pacific ocean. You think in, you go to London, they're like Atlantic ocean.


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[Assistant] He's got, obviously he's got to sit there and then the whole family gets up. Yeah. Uh, JK.


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[Assistant] I was hoping buttermilk would hit us with more aboriginal facts.


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[Assistant] Not so fun fact, Australia and New Zealand fall under Australia Asia.


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[Assistant] Not so funny. I loved it. That's why I put it in. Uh, Chelsea Arrington. As a North Carolinian, I love that Dusty mentioned


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[Assistant] Sherry Berry. Sherry Berry. She is somewhat of a celebrity here, although I just learned her name is pronounced Sherry.


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[Assistant] She has since left her job and was replaced by some guy named Tommy once.


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[Assistant] I'm sure Tommy's great, but he'll never lift us up like Sherry, Sherry Berry did. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, that is crazy. Now they got a guy named Tommy and Tommy's got to fall in these.


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[Assistant] Dangerous in North Carolina. Imagine running for, you know, office or something, whatever you are, and you're like, what do I do? They go, you're gonna climb in that elevator, ma'am.


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[Assistant] Scott Campbell, is there anyone on this podcast man enough to challenge Justin to a rousing around of pencil break? I bet you won't. We should do pencil break here one time.


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[Assistant] If we have them, then we're trapped. I'll bring some number two pencils next week. Okay.


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[Assistant] Aaron shouldn't count himself out of sales just yet. When it comes to the quality of ad reads, he's got Nate, Dusty and Buford beat by a mile.


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[Assistant] It's still a long way. Kilometer. Maybe a click or two. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Uh, Daniel Sheehan. Oh, Danielle Sheehan. I'm wondering if Nate tried McDonald's in Australia. And if so, how was it? It was great. It was great. It really was great.


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[Assistant] They had doors open so birds were in there. You know, that was kind of tough. But, uh, you know, that's typical. It's stuff you gotta fight through. Did they have different things? Joe loved it.


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[Assistant] Uh, I don't remember seeing anything different. I got a number one Big Mac, no onions. And, uh, I mean, it was really great. It felt, it felt like a place, you know, that it cared. But I think if you go to McDonald's during the day, McDonald's during the day is pretty good. It's a night when it starts to get, you know, the ice cream.


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[Assistant] Yeah. It's like when it starts, like the people that work the night shift don't care as much, but I think near the day, like.


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[Assistant] You know, you're a restaurant and people are going in there and like.


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[Assistant] Did we, uh, Justin Smith told me Chicago has a McDonald's that has every McDonald's food. It's like the international.


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[Assistant] Did anybody call it Maccas? No, I didn't talk to a lot of people about it, but it's, no one did.


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[Assistant] No, no, no, I, I, I believe it. No, it makes sense. Uh. Dollar stores and Dollar General.


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[Assistant] I wonder if those companies are, do they really do good? Like the, you know, like RC is, has to be the. Royal Crown Cola. The staple. Like that's the.


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[Assistant] We went up against the big guns and we're, you know who RC is.


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[Assistant] RC is a good, RC was around, when I grew up, RC was way more around. I used to drink a lot of RC. Yeah.


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[Assistant] If you are a RC, people would sneak it in too, where you go this thing.


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[Assistant] You ask for a Diet Coke or Coke and then you taste it, you're like, come on.


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[Assistant] If you came and tried to attack us, we don't want you to know that it's just us four. Be like, there could be a lot of security guys right here.


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[Assistant] Like, it is where you want to park a car sometimes, you're like, I'll just park it a block away.


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[Assistant] So you don't, cause that's a pretty tough thing to be at a party and being like, who's got the, you know, white Honda Accord? There's five cars in front of you.


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[Assistant] And yeah, and you're like, I got to get out. But then who's fault? Yeah. It's really the person that's like, why would you.


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[Assistant] They get there and go, we got a good little parking spot right up close. And then they want to leave early. You can't, you can't leave early. Nope.


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[Assistant] Yeah. You gotta stay. You gotta stay. You gotta be your part of it. That's the price you pay for parking close.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Is Harvard studying fast food? Yeah, that was a Harvard study. We just looked.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but that's not a fast food study. That's a, a, a population study. Socioeconomics. Yeah, I don't think Harvard studies fast food. I think they think they're above that. I think you're probably right. You think they go like, is the chicken the nugget? Really? That's a clickbait for them.


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[Assistant] Oh, I think, yeah. And I don't think some could even, I think their, their, their studies probably get so, they need to go just figure out something basic and theirs are so, and up in the cloud that you're like, I don't even know what you're talking about. Totally. Yeah. Totally, man.


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[Assistant] I think we were more Captain D's. I like Captain D's. I don't know if it's a Nashville, Southern, but we're more Captain D's. I don't know if I, I've been to maybe Long John Silver's once. I don't think I've ever been, so.


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[Assistant] You enter and exit out of two different doors. Captain D's is such a, I had a lot of good memories of Captain D's. Me too. The crunchies, the little things. Yea, you go and wait in the line, you get your order and you go sit. Is Captain D's still doing good?


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[Assistant] Yeah, because they're called RC. You need to, you should sit in this. What are you talking about? I was trying to move on to the next point. And I'll be, but then you threw that joke in, I'm just saying. And that joke was tough. Yeah, we didn't even know what kind of car you were talking about.


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[Assistant] You think RC's the one that, uh, made race cars? Long John Silver's been around for a long time. Is that, uh, what have they got up there? Go on McDonald's, Long John Silver. Like you just, it was all one sentence.


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[Assistant] Yeah. They had really good, uh, biscuits and everybody was like, I remember, I remember kids would be like, Oh, I always go there and get the biscuit in the morning. And they were like, you know, and I was like, Oh, I've had Lee's chicken.


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[Assistant] I would, but Jack in the Box has tacos. That's their number one item. Yea, their tacos are great. I like Jack in the Box, it's got a lot of good stuff.


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[Assistant] That's what they're saying, but they're like, we're a hamburger place. That's what we, you know, but our tacos, you don't even know that's even there. You're like, I'll try one of those tacos.


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[Assistant] That was just one, that was one, uh, jack in the box.


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[Assistant] Red Bull and Fusion. Is Red Bull not everywhere? I guess it's not everywhere.


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[Assistant] Wow. I don't know any other fast food places that have Red Bull. That's a good way to go. Jack in the Box, that's a solid, cause I think the people going to Jack in the Box is a late night place, probably more so. You go there super late, but the people that would go there, the younger,


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[Assistant] Going late, drinking Red Bull all the time. Like they drink it like it's Coke. You think they're drinking Red Bull late night though? Like- I think people drink-


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[Assistant] Look at a co- Regardless of time of day. Look at person coffee. People that are, that are crazy coffee people, they're drinking it after dinner. They get it after dinner, they get a little coffee to go. That's true. Like so it's the same thing. You know if I go to a waffle house at like 1am, I'll get a cup of coffee too. It's all these, it's these younger people that are like, what are y'all gonna do today?


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[Assistant] I mean, I've had so much caffeine. I mean, I have it the most, the most.


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[Assistant] Yeah, let's see where we're at. Alright. That's a, that's a lot of...


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[Assistant] It doesn't, it's really a shirt that like, is like, we're not showing you what my body looks like underneath. You don't know. Where'd you get those?


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[Assistant] Yes. Oh, you've moved on. We haven't even announced what this matchup is.


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[Assistant] So people just heard your description of it. And at the very end of it, you're like, so I'm gonna go Panda Express. And they're like, I don't know who you're going with.


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[Assistant] So a thing I'm going to have with this though is seeing these other ones, it could make you switch to be like, well, I want to Panda Express in there to make it harder, like.


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[Assistant] Cause it's a different thing. Bojangles with Jack in the Box is like, well, we, you know, you've got McDonald's, I know McDonald's is at the top, so I want Bojangles to go up against, and so I'm just, my thinking on this, not saying it should be done that way or not.


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[Assistant] I like Arby's. I do, I, I could probably go Arby's. I like the, the horseradish sauce with the thing. I mean, I get the, I get that number one, but I get the bun, no onions. Uh, you can do that. You can ask for that.


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[Assistant] And then you go to it and then you go to it for too much straight because you like haven't gone to it in a year.


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[Assistant] And you're like, oh, and then you just see an Arby's just like, cause they're, I don't feel like Arby's is ever just, they're not in your face like McDonald's. Arby's is always, they're not rude. They're not rude. Arby's you like turn a corner and they're always like behind a building. They're like.


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[Assistant] Hey, still over here. And you're like, Hey, I didn't know. I thought y'all left. Like they're not just in your face. Arby's is always near other restaurants, but they're like, we're take the.


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[Assistant] I've never pushed her to golf, but I love that she's, uh, doing it. And so we're going to watch her in a.


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[Assistant] I got a diet, I said two for two fifths, you know, two for $5 and you almost buy two. Cause they're just like, you're like, Oh, I guess I gotta get two. And then I'm like, well, it's just two feet. I don't want to. I was like, it's just $2 and 50 cents. I'll just play 250 cents.


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[Assistant] And if you, like, you don't look out, I won't look at it like that. But if you got two, you drink both of them.


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[Assistant] I mean, I'm not going to drink them both there, but at some point they would, yeah, but it's gonna sit in the car. It's gonna be hot. And I already have died over here.


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[Assistant] So there's no deal. Well, I don't know if it was for one. Yeah, I don't think there ever is a deal. I don't think any place gives a deal at the most.


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[Assistant] Cause it makes you want to, it almost, I almost got, it made me think should I get two.


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[Assistant] Cause you're like, oh, they're telling me to get two. Oh yeah, I'll just do that. But it's, I was like, no, I don't want to. And I almost feel like it's going to be weird. Good for you for fighting the same.


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[Assistant] Like how you, you feel like you're dumb. Yeah. How you not getting this?


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[Assistant] They're playing with you. Messing with your feelings.


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[Assistant] I, I, I like Panda Express. I don't like onions in the fried rice. They only put onions in the fries. They used to not do it and then they do it. And that was kind of like a point for me that I kind of checked out because you can't get it without.


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[Assistant] And so when Panda Express probably went standalone, it was like, but.


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[Assistant] It answers, Panda Express is a very, it's, I do think their food's very good. If they had no onions in the fried rice, I would go there way more. Way more. I hope they hear this one.


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[Assistant] I gotta go with Arby's, you wanted to go Panda Express so. I did want to go Panda Express.


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[Assistant] That's a weird matchup, but I'm in Subway for us because Dunkin' Donuts, I don't even like Dunkin' Donuts. I was always that Krispy Kreme guy. I don't hate Dunkin' Donuts. I like all donuts.


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[Assistant] America runs on Duncan. Yeah. I think they should have kept it to be honest.


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[Assistant] Subway just lost its way. You know what I mean?


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[Assistant] I don't think, I think you're, I think somebody's found its way back. I think the Jared thing was tough to deal with, but it was, but I think they're back now.


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[Assistant] Subways, Subways is a solid, solid place.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeah, uh, A&W is, uh, that's a big, like, they're on in, uh, the east coast, upper east coast. Like, like they're in those where you can toll roads where you have to go in there and like, that's where I would see them all.


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[Assistant] I've never liked root beer, so. I'm not a big root beer fan either. I've had a, uh, a weird root. You love root beer? A and W zero.


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[Assistant] I've actually heard that. Did we talk about it on here? I'm talking about personally my own life.


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[Assistant] That's worst service. Oh dude. Chick-fil-A is the, yeah, that's the answer. I think easily with this. So, uh, but Chick-fil-A is like somewhere like, I would like my daughter to have a job there. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. You know, yeah.


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[Assistant] I'm best friends with Cuban people. Yeah. Popeyes with dominoes. Uh, I think dominoes. I mean, it's just, uh,


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[Assistant] We've done a lot of chicken, so, but I mean Dom knows this, I think better. Love that chicken for Popeyes, you know what I mean?


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[Assistant] Uh, Domino's did re-do their thing. They were- I like the pizza back in the day.


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[Assistant] One way they changed. Now they couldn't even, I mean, they were, they were 30 minutes. So to get to your house.


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[Assistant] I mean that shrunk the delivery thing. You can't get Domino's delivered to my house. It's like right outside the thing. That's frustrating.


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[Assistant] I mean, how far, like, yeah, we're not in the boon, we're in the thick of it. Yeah. So how far, you know.


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[Assistant] I don't know. Only Papa John's delivers.


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[Assistant] They get it. That's who I deliver. I guess you got DoorDash now, so everybody delivers.


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[Assistant] I mean, I feel like those are together sometimes, right? I think Taco Bell KFC.


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[Assistant] I should let y'all talk more than I'm letting it happen. And they're seeing the cost of that.


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[Assistant] Pretty upset about it. Yeah. My big guy. Could be. Savannah. Could be.


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[Assistant] I think I've seen Ashley as a man's name, as a guy's name too. I don't mind it as a guy's name, like it was, like, I feel like if you're a guy and your name is Ashley, like, you're gonna be pretty fun.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you gotta get to this. There's no way people are excited about this.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, we, we do fast food every day. They're finally like, finally. Do you have other facts and stuff? Like.


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[Assistant] Just share random. Like, look, this, let me, I'll just, so, go like, look, Burger King, White Castle. That's a legit one. Like, I like White Castle.


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[Assistant] Great. Yeah, I could see, I mean.


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[Assistant] You can get me excited about going fast. You can go, you can order whatever you want, however meals you want. Like, you know, that's fun. I like Burger King, but I gotta go White Castle. Burger King used to have a great plate. Burger King doesn't have great fries. So why?


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[Assistant] Cause they, cause they have real kings and stuff there.


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[Assistant] No, there was already, there's a Burger King store.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah. Yeaah. Alright. I heard it. I know.


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[Assistant] All right. So what a burger and Culver's. I would just say what, uh, uh, I hate water burger. I would say what a burger. I don't have Culver's is new to me. I didn't, I've never had it. It's mid-west chain.


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[Assistant] All right, uh, Culver, see Starbucks, Papa John. These feel like they're two different.


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[Assistant] Yeah. So I would say Starbucks, we've already done Domino's and that, that influences it. Dairy Queen, Krispy Kreme. Uh, I love Krispy Kreme. Interesting one. I don't know. Dairy Queen's got the Blizzard, man. That's the Blizzard is.


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[Assistant] The Blizzard is great. The Blizzard is the Blizzard. I would say Dairy Queen.


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[Assistant] Krispy Kreme, I love Krispy, Krispy Kreme, talk about a place going down. They are, it's not good.


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[Assistant] A lot of, I mean the one near us, I mean. I feel like they revolutionized.


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[Assistant] They did, but I just, they, they're phoning it in dude. Like they, they want to be.


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[Assistant] They wanna, they wanna be done. I mean, every time I go, it's, I'm like, these donuts are gonna be awful. And they are. And I still eat them.


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[Assistant] Again, they used to do that. They don't, now, these guys are not doing that now.


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[Assistant] They'd have the hot sign. The hot sign is only going to be glazed if it's ever on. And these donuts have been sitting there for a while. You're not getting that. You're not getting that kind of stuff. If they make it when it's hot like that, I don't think anybody can touch Krispy Kreme. Like Krispy Kreme has the potential. Their donuts are so good that, but, but how many of y'all


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[Assistant] Uh, I ate chocolate and I think I did four and a half.


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[Assistant] He really took it. Well, I thought I could do chalk cause I was, it was a lot, it was a lot more than I thought. Uh, yeah. There's a video out there you can watch.


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[Assistant] We're doing, uh, the last episode of this podcast, we're doing another Krispy Kreme challenge. I think we have to pick Krispy Kremes for that.


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[Assistant] Uh, the only thing, I love Dairy Queen though, I, I, Chris McQueen, I'm telling you, it's just, they...


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[Assistant] The blizzard is the blizzard. I would go Dairy Queen because of the blizzard.


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[Assistant] I'm a big Sonic fan, uh, but checkers.


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[Assistant] I like checkers, I thought it was a fun, I don't look at it as a low income, I thought it was like a cool spot. They got good fries and they got milkshakes too. Checkers is like, we do some good stuff here. But I like Sonic, I love that they, you go sit there in your car, it's got that old feel to it.


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[Assistant] They have the, uh, sonic blast, which is great. I had sonic recently though.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I could see Hardee's, Hardee's breakfast is like the real deal. Hardee's breakfast. And they got Carl's Jr. What's up with that? Why do they do that? I think it's just like the one you just said, Riley's whatever.


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[Assistant] Uh, In-N-Out, I know everybody goes crazy about In-N-Out, their burgers are awesome. I'm not a big fan of their fries.


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[Assistant] Uh, I like Little Caesar's cause it's an old school thing, but Pizza Hut is that. Pizza Hut old school. I like Pizza Hut old school.


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[Assistant] You did it. And then you messed up. And Little Caesar is actually trying now.


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[Assistant] I think we'll see you just making a push back. And I think Pizza Hut, I think you gotta get like, Pizza Hut, Domino's did some good stuff. Pizza Hut, you gotta get it together man. You had restaurants, you had a pizza restaurant, it was the best.


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[Assistant] Your salad, they had the pizza buffet. I mean, it was the best.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Interesting. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Exactly. Wendy's and, uh, Zaxby's. The last matchup of the day. I would still go to Zaxby's. Wendy's messed, they did, they did something to DeFroz. They messed up. Yeah. I think sea salt. I don't see when you introduce sea salt.


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[Assistant] It's not good. When Dave Thomas disappeared, it went downhill.


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[Assistant] I think Starbucks would have lost. I would have went the other way.


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[Assistant] I remember who they were against. Dairy Queen? Starbucks food is not good. Yeah, I went Dairy Queen.


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[Assistant] Let's just go Derek Lee. There you go. I would have went with White Castle, so.


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[Assistant] Yeah. It's not as this is like, wasn't the NCAA tournament. Oh no. The, uh, the playoffs this year in football were like this. It was Georgia and. Oh yeah. Ohio state, Georgia, Ohio state. They played and then Hardee's is the TCU where you're like.


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[Assistant] You know, it's like, this was the game. This was the tournament.


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[Assistant] Five guys, if five guys was on there, five guys would have, I could have made it.


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[Assistant] Oh, like Five Guys might be my favorite.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think so. Uh, yeah, I'm, I'm a giant Five Guys fan. I like their, the Cajun fries with the sandwiches. I think Five Guys would have made a, as far as my, you gotta put that


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[Assistant] Yeah, there's one, they got one over here. Those are great too. Yes, those are really great. You just don't go to them like a five guy. Like, I don't think to go to them like, uh, fast. I thought they were nationwide.


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[Assistant] Sorry about the gate. You go front row, gate, right? I mean, so when they, is it?


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[Assistant] You know, the people that go and like right when they get on, I mean, they're just like, how close can I sit to that counter? You would sit as close as possible to the counter.


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[Assistant] Yeah, like would you just go, you would, you'd want to just go to your gate and be as close to the counter as possible.


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[Assistant] And eyesight on my gate too. I go check it out, make sure. Make sure it's real.


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[Assistant] Yeah, was that guy rich? Or dad? Or dad had to be, right?


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[Assistant] Oh, to suit purpose. Yeah. Wendy's that's a talk about like just, that's a good. Improvisional person.


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[Assistant] You wanna, you wanna lead this job? The job that just cut your finger off? You wanna lead this job? Give me that finger. I'll be right back.


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[Assistant] There's too much chili inside the fingernail and that's the problem. Maybe that's how they got, you know, we did that one finger thing. Right.


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[Assistant] She, she probably has a little chili coming, she bleeds, she bleeds chili.


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[Assistant] Would a finger, chili? Yeah. Would a...


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[Assistant] What a, uh, what a, chili's good. Chili is good. I don't know that I'd want it out of my.


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[Assistant] But how does a lady- It's a tough one. Finger come off.


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[Assistant] But I mean, that's also tough to go like someone, I mean, that's a crazy.


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[Assistant] Like a band-aids, like who's wearing band-aids, everyone might have a band-aid. But I mean, they just do one, who's, who doesn't miss a, who's missing a finger. And if everybody Wendy's is like, we got all 10. You're like, she went to prison for it.


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[Assistant] I don't, I don't know, I think it's a bigger thing when you lose a finger. I think it's a pretty big deal. I don't think it just casually just ends up in the chilly and then you, there's not like a...


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[Assistant] There's a hospital ride. There's a, where it's being talked like it's a bandaid, where it like comes off your fingers, a giant thing to lose.


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[Assistant] A lot. Everybody at the restaurant I imagine is going pretty crazy.


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[Assistant] I'da like to see in the court case how they got to the bottom of that. You know, they just go, what if, did everybody at the restaurant have fingers?


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[Assistant] Yep. And I have the leg in my stew. We go, alright, well let me see it. Does every, like, judge have to go, let me see it? Yeah, yeah. Show me the picture. They should just go, no. Case dismissed? Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I agree. I think like Alaska and Alaska State Fair, I would think is top, top tier fair.


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[Assistant] Well, and I think Alaska, it feels like a place that would be still excited. I mean, we get excited about the fair. We have a good fair.


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[Assistant] Uh, alright, that's it. As always, we love you. Uh, and we will talk to you next week. Good eye, mate.


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[Assistant] I was going to say he's either got cancelled or something. Okay.


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[Assistant] I was just on the Tuesday night show, but good for Nate.


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[Assistant] No, I'm, I was just with them that Tuesday, but that's so awesome. Yeah. I think they meet on Monday morning, right? And do kind of like a pitch meeting and you get to meet the host and all that.


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[Assistant] If you had like a Vietnam veterans, which is kind of looks like the hat, you would definitely look like this.


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[Assistant] This is like your podcast now. I'd like to read a comment and then you listen for five minutes of silence while he looks it up.


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[Assistant] The person who scans your ticket to have a hammer and hit each leg as they come through to make sure that


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[Assistant] Well, I love to read your comments because yeah, people were saying these things like, come on guys, we're just, I'm just joking, just making jokes. And then they said, I loved it when you.


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[Assistant] Uh, to Eleanor to the Nashville Zoo.


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[Assistant] Well, I saw I guess one and a half because there was a glass encasement where there was like a baby one in there.


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[Assistant] And then I'm like, this can't be yet. And then in the main area, there was one Komodo dragon. He just passed out sleeping, taking it easy. I'm like, we kind of walked a long distance up here to see one.


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[Assistant] Sleeping, he's, it's not glass, he's just out there in the grass.


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[Assistant] Yeah. And I thought maybe I'll see these things. They'll be so impressive. I'm like, yeah, that's what they were talking about. But this guy didn't really do it.


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[Assistant] I don't even think you buy them, I think you just get them on loan, don't you, from time to time?


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[Assistant] Well, this week's comments were a little frustrating for me because it was basically just everyone listening, eating sports movie that we did not mention.


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[Assistant] Uh, the air up there, Blades of Glory, Blue Chips, Brian Song, Brink, Coach Carter, Cool Runnings, The Cutting Edge, Dodgeball, Draft Day, He-Men Out, 80's Million Dollar Cook Off, that was a Disney movie, Ford vs. Ferrari, uh,


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[Assistant] Well, there's no Z, but I would have already been there if you had to stop me. Alright, I'll jump to T. Teen Wolf, 13th year, we are marshals.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but gnat would be pronounced the same way, but a little cheese there. I say gnat.


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[Assistant] Wow. Well, I was going to say if you're a, if you're like a girl who doesn't like sports, Aaron's the person for you to identify with.


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[Assistant] I was gonna read it, but you shut me down before we got the L's, but, but a lot of people called you out on that one for not mentioning that one.


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[Assistant] It's something I think you said on this podcast said that.


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[Assistant] Rudy, they weren't a big fan of his, like three kind of people joking around at the end of the game, put them on their shoulders. I thought you said that on this podcast. So that was ironic.


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[Assistant] No, just the clip of that scene, because a lot, a few people called you out for saying, no, he could have played in the Negro league and stuff like that.


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[Assistant] The way it says, it certainly makes you think that they, he said, I could have broken all the records if I hadn't got hit with the ball or whatever.


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[Assistant] He said, didn't have color, like he wasn't identified as black or white in, in, I guess the book.


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[Assistant] And then they got James Earl Jones to play the character. I can't believe we got James Earl Jones. So then they're like, we got to rewrite it a little bit to make it not so obvious that he.


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[Assistant] It's like they were, they were kind of aware that that wouldn't make total sense.


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[Assistant] I mean, I always felt that way about, uh, E.T. was weak. Star Wars? Mhm.


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[Assistant] Good versus evil. And Luke would kind of be the metaphor for


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[Assistant] Michael McKeown was on, I said that was my favorite scene in Rocky.


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[Assistant] Well, cause you're asking, hey, take two hours of your life, watch this with me. And then if he still doesn't like it, then he's like, this guy's an idiot.


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[Assistant] I've never seen a drawing or anything or any depiction of any time in history where, I guess tights maybe.


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[Assistant] If you had to go undercover as an undercover agent.


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[Assistant] Pretending like you're on one sport. I feel like I've already asked this question, but I'll ask again. What sport could you fake your way through? At what level?


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[Assistant] I think it needs to be a, some type of team competition where they can keep you out of the actual playing as much as possible.


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[Assistant] Like in, you know, in baseball, always put the worst kid out in right field or whatever.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I think for me it'd be soccer. I went to the national SC match, you know.


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[Assistant] You look like a Saturday Night Live sketch if you're out there doing it. I'm just saying. Posted by Nate Bargans. Let's race. Next summer.


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[Assistant] I know, but you're basing on what you're best at, and I'm saying-


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[Assistant] Well, I was going to say soccer cause the field's so big and those guys are just out there walking a lot of the times.


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[Assistant] I would just stay off the distance. Nobody kicked the ball to me. I would just fake my way through the whole match.


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[Assistant] Nate was just there and sold 32,000 tickets, I think.


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[Assistant] But I always have a great time when I go there. I think I've been to Salt Lake a few times, Provo twice to do two dry bars. It's beautiful. The clubs are great. Uhm, I don't know why Alex would move to Nashville from there, but you know.


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[Assistant] We went to Temple Square and we walked around for a little while and they were like, is that a mall over there? And then we spent like twice as much time at that mall, I believe. So I told that joke, but I talked about how they put the best looking women.


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[Assistant] At the information desk. So you get there like, this is a bunch of hooey. Then you see these women like, well I must want to hear them out.


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[Assistant] There was one time when after our show, me, you and Alex, we went out to eat and we started sharing some of the worst jokes that we'd ever tell.


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[Assistant] Well, I don't even know if I completely remember the joke, but it was something about when I was single, I would ask, are there any single ladies here?


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[Assistant] Uhm, the name Utah is said to derive from the name of the Ute tribe, meaning people of the mountains.


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[Assistant] The Olympic torch ran through it. Really?


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[Assistant] Well, we already said Utah is called Utahns. Is there any state besides, I was thinking about this, New York, where it's not, it ends in an N, what you call the people?


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[Assistant] City of Provo is named after Etienne Provost, one of the first trappers in the area.


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[Assistant] Like, uh, someone who catches animals. Oh, traps them.


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[Assistant] Uh, just the Mormon church wanted to create their own own state and, uh, it was like a big area. It wasn't just Utah. It was like Arizona and part of Nevada.


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[Assistant] It was never recognized by the US government, but I guess for two years it existed.


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[Assistant] I said it's called the honeybee steak, it's called the beehive steak. Beehive steak. Beehive, okay.


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[Assistant] It was chosen in 1848 because bees represent perseverance in industry.


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[Assistant] 70,000 settlers moved to Utah from the Mormon church. So they were in Illinois. Then, uh,


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[Assistant] Joseph Smith died. I guess he was killed. Then Brigham Young moved on. He was killed? I believe so, right?


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[Assistant] Well, I like old Ronnie kind of, I mean, so suppose, supposedly this guy put two wells into the Great Salt Lake as a tourist attraction, like in the 1800s. And then people would see like this monster in the lake.


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[Assistant] And let me, what I was going to say, does it count if they're a professional athlete that came there to play? Does that count?


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[Assistant] Whenever I ask this question, I always feel like there's two different types of answers. There's the one where, okay, that is the most famous person, but would you have known they were from that state?


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[Assistant] And then there's the one where, oh yeah, I think of that person from that state. You know what I mean?


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[Assistant] What are, what are some good ones? Here's a wild card that, uh, Elizabeth Smart. I don't know who that is. Oh, that's a fun one. Yeah. I think Nate would approve of that. Who's Elizabeth Smart? She was abducted and she was


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[Assistant] She was a doctor, she was found alive and she's still an advocate for, for stuff, but she was abducted from someone.


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[Assistant] She's not Marie Osmond, but I think people know who she is.


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[Assistant] I had never heard of her. Could you look up and see what she's doing now? I thought she was on like a Good Morning America or something.


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[Assistant] A few others, um, butch Cassidy, um, the Sundance kid. Well, the other one, he was, the movie was butch Cassidy and the Sundance kid. Oh, Robert.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Gary Coleman died I think in Provo.


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[Assistant] And they're like, you gotta try the fry sauce. And I didn't even know what it was. What is fry sauces?


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[Assistant] I did, just because there's a sign up for celebrities who can eat for free and Nate's one of them.


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[Assistant] All of us are trying to take our AG1 every day. What? That's my ad. We didn't even try. Well.


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[Assistant] You guys wouldn't shut up about your stupid skateboards. It derailed the whole podcast for the last five minutes. So I thought let me just try to get back on.


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[Assistant] We all gave AG1 a try. Most of us liked it, some of us didn't.


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[Assistant] Because we would want to increase our energy and immune system support for our busy lifestyle.


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[Assistant] We like to take EG1 in the morning before starting the day and makes us feel like we're doing something good to cover all our nutritional bases.


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[Assistant] And since we travel so often, we use the single serving travel packs so we never have to miss a day when we're on the road.


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[Assistant] Well, uh, I was in the middle of a sentence, guys.


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[Assistant] Go to drinkag1.com slash nate. That's drinkag1.com slash nate. Check it out.


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[Assistant] Uh, you wanna talk about some Utah sports? I'd love to. Yeah, I'd love to.


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[Assistant] Utah made it to the finals though of championship in basketball, in college basketball.


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[Assistant] Yeah. See, we're all encompassing here. We're just the same. Maybe gospel.


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[Assistant] No, the one about the polygamous family. Little people, big family. No, big lives. You said it. What was it? Is it big love? Big love.


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[Assistant] Suburban Meyer. I love the picture. Remember the picture of him eating a piece of pizza after he lost, uh, when he was at Ohio State and he lost, was it the Big Ten Championship or something? And he's just sitting out there sadly eating a piece of pizza outside.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I read something when he went to Florida, uh, Notre Dame, like,


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[Assistant] Here's how different it is. They won the holiday bowl. It was the only time a national championship was won.


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[Assistant] Well back then they just, voters decided. Yeah, there wasn't a national change. So it wasn't a sp-


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[Assistant] 1990, beat out Rocket Ishmael. Oh man, good for him.


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[Assistant] Alex, do you remember this? March 8th, 2020. This is the week before COVID shut down the world. Utah had a 5.7 magnitude earthquake.


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[Assistant] Uh, Utah's the second driest state in the U.S., after Nevada. They have over 300.


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[Assistant] Um, it's also the, uh, one of the leading states for dinosaurs. The largest raptor ever was found in Utah. I'm sorry. The Utah Raptor, do you know this?


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[Assistant] How about this, skinwalker wrench, which I know we've talked about before.


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[Assistant] Uh, Salt Lake City Airport is ranked first in on-time departures and has the fewest cancellations among US airports. It is a good airport. I've always had a great time there.


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[Assistant] I want everyone in a wheelchair. Um, let's see, that's about, I never, did you feel the earthquake?


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[Assistant] October 27th, 28th, I'll be at Hyena's Comedy Club with Alex. Yep. Whoa. Yeah. How about it? Hyena's, uh, 27th in Dallas, 28th in Fort Worth.


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[Assistant] November 8th, I'll be at Zany's here in Nashville, November 10th and 11th, coming off Broadway in Lexington, Kentucky.


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[Assistant] This is a Utah episode, go watch my Drybar special. Hello folks, it's out now.


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[Assistant] Hello folks. Welcome to the Batesville podcast. I'm your host, Brian Bates. Brian Bates in the house. Here with Dusty Slay, Aaron Weber. Nate is still in Australia.


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[Assistant] Maybe you will. I think he's uhm, at this point he's probably about to go down in New Zealand.


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[Assistant] I hope he does too. I saw some photos, he's been to the zoo.


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[Assistant] Prozoo people say these animals usually are going to die so quickly out in the wild because they're fighting for food and against other scavengers and.


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[Assistant] No, I'm just saying if they were just out in the wild, they would have a much harder life than being in a zoo where they know where the mill is coming from. There's not something about to kill them.


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[Assistant] Yeah. If you're a big brother hungover, smell that cigarettes, the program probably stopped it. Yeah. That kid's probably going to do better on his own. Well, I don't know, but maybe. What kind of advice were you given? I don't know. Uh, it's a long time ago, but.


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[Assistant] Well, I, back to the zoo, I saw a 60 minutes piece about there's some billionaire who's buying up zoos.


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[Assistant] And close them because he agrees with dusty and thinks that they're inhumane and he took a bunch of chimpanzees and put them back out in the wild and they did not last.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeaah, I saw this story about the, you wanna show that?


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[Assistant] Mhm. Well, uh, you wanna get into where we've been, where we're going?


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[Assistant] Uh huh. And you know why he chose that beyond just the reason you gave? No.


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[Assistant] Because, you know, he's big into UFOs, Joe Rogan is.


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[Assistant] No, why Joe Rogan? Why is that? Because he's, you know, he's big in UFOs and UFO sightings.


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[Assistant] Yeah. What is funny, they come from billions of miles away, but then they crash a lot to, to go that far.


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[Assistant] I mean, that's a city we didn't mention last week. If you got drafted to a city, Austin's got a lot of clubs.