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[Assistant] And then if the monologue bombs for some reason, now you gotta do sketches. Yeah.


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[Assistant] It's like if it bombs and then they're like, all right, this guy's already not been funny on his own doing the thing he does. Now we got to watch him do a thing he doesn't do. You know what I mean?


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[Assistant] I thought they made great choices. I don't know what they cut, but none of the ones they showed were duds. You know what I mean? The ones that they ended up with, all great.


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[Assistant] Yeah just cuz you're doing a comedy show doesn't mean everything's a joke.


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[Assistant] Oh, it's a newer song? No, no, no, it's an old song. Okay, I'm just thinking, looks like we made it. No, that's a song. Give me some love.


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[Assistant] Do you think you can look it up? You don't have to play it, but you could just tell me what the name is.


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[Assistant] It does sound like, come on, take it easy. Take a free ride. I feel like that.


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[Assistant] So that George Washington was a lot to say. It's very impressive.


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[Assistant] So what about like with the George Washington, like, I mean, I'm sure you got some of it memorized and you're reading some, right? But it was a lot of information. Yeah. So what, I mean, like reading that feels like that would be hard if you're just reading the whole thing, but it also seems impossible to just memorize. So what's that like?


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[Assistant] Well memorizing's hard, I mean it's like you can memorize something, like our, our, our stand up sets are all memorized, but it's like...


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[Assistant] Just memorizing something that someone wrote with a ton of numbers in it. I mean, that's, that's hard. Uh, I did not memorize it. I was, I was just reading off the cards. So, but it's like, even then it's like,


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[Assistant] If you're just straight reading, I don't, I don't know. I just don't feel like it would come off as natural.


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[Assistant] That it's like, yeah, you gave, you gave props to the moms, but then you're like, in terms of real things, like making money. And it was very funny.


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[Assistant] With us, in regards to Christopher Walken and the Foo Fighters, a lot of people in the comments talked about that, how they were like, oh, it's such a great inside thing to have Christopher Walken, and I didn't get it. You guys know what that is about?


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[Assistant] It can be really good. Like loopy and you're like loose. I got all the jokes.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeah, I think so. I mean, I did not make a lot of money. It was, it was, yeah, it was fine. I was happy with it, but yeah, it was not a lot of money.


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[Assistant] Right. I mean, I wouldn't do it for free. Sure. Uh, but yeah, they pay. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, and it also depends on different times. I mean, the first time I did the Tonight Show, the money they paid me, I was like, all right, that's what I'm talking about.


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[Assistant] But you know, the third time I'm like, well, all right, I'm doing okay now. What is this? This is fine. But I'm, you know, I'm doing okay now.


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[Assistant] And I saw our friend, uh, our Nashville friend, uh, Casey Schoenheimer, who writes for SNL. Yes. Yeah. I saw a picture with her. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And so.


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[Assistant] I mean, times have changed back in the day when Leon Russell was the musical guest. I'm sure the after party was pretty wild.


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[Assistant] Cause I mean, it was a, it was a hot episode. I mean, it's not like you went on and everybody's like, Hey, that was good. Congrats on being there. It was a hot episode. It was, I mean,


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[Assistant] You know, I'm not, I'm not watched SNL in a while, but I mean, the last ones that I watched, I mean, you know, there's always funny stuff, but it was a hot episode.


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[Assistant] Yeah, for sure. And, uh. Yeah, I mean, the, the Rob Schneider, Adam Sandler, David Spade, Chris Farley, I mean, that's my era. Yeah. And, yeah, I mean, that'll forever be my favorite.


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[Assistant] Well, Spade's the best. I mean, his humor is my favorite kind of humor.


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[Assistant] His stuff, I mean, it's like, uh, Tommy Boy and Black Sheep. I mean, so much of the credit goes to Chris Farley and obviously he's hilarious, but being paired up with the dry sense of humor of Spade is, it's.


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[Assistant] Like in, in black sheep, when he first meets Chris Farley's character, who's Mike Donnelly, he sees him working on a car and he goes, please don't be Mike Donnelly. And it's like that, that, that line is just so funny to me and his whole interaction with Gary Busey and that movie is, is, uh, unbelievable. I mean.


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[Assistant] He didn't mention like Norm, Norm McDonald news desk. I mean that was always so great. His stuff was always so good. Yeah, he was a great weekend update.


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[Assistant] It's wild that you don't have a show. I mean, you know what I mean? Just seeing you be able to do that and do it so well and you're reading off the monitors, uhm, it is wild that you don't have a sitcom.


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[Assistant] Well, it's interesting you say that because people have for so long used stand up as a launching pad to get somewhere else. They're like, I want to do this. So I, I'm a stand up comic. And then I get to that and it's like, stand up. And people always say that to me, you know, is that your goal to do something else? And it's like, no, stand up is what I want to do. It's fun to do stand up.


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[Assistant] I can't wait until you start selling out though, so that people that think you're not will regret it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so I'll be there on the second. So if you're in Chicago, great time. Come see me Thursday. Come see Nate on Saturday. You can really, you know, you can see.


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[Assistant] Set, uh, so full set. It's fun. Just go watch it if you, you know, watch it. It's fun. If you don't, if you don't want to watch it, if you've seen all those jokes, share it with a friend or don't do any of it.


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[Assistant] The reading joke on your monologue was unbelievable, where you're like,


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[Assistant] I remember him on Real People 40 years ago. It was a show in NBC and he was one of the course 5's.


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[Assistant] First rule of roadside beat sales. What's that? Dwight Schrute. Remember when he, they had that press conference and he moved the.


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[Assistant] Uhm, it's a cocktail dress event, so she said you don't have to wear tux, but a suit will be fine. Oh.


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[Assistant] There's another guy in New York, he's from Chattanooga, but he, uh.


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[Assistant] But I'm thinking what, my drive heart is blowing up and it's all people watching Thursday Night Football letting me know that, you know what I'm going to say?


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[Assistant] The rule that I said about going through the end zone, I mean, everybody's like, you gotta let Nate know. He said it never happens.


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[Assistant] I think, I think in some version it happens every, every weekend in college or pro.


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[Assistant] Sure. Oh, you're like, oh yeah, that's me. I was trying to think. Mike, Mike Keith had the music city, miracle call. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Well, he said it's a miracle and that's how it kind of became known as the music.


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[Assistant] The Jack Buck, um, call on Kurt Gibson's home run. Yeah. I don't believe what I just saw. That one's a famous call, but most people, that's not even how they learned of it because it was on TV.


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[Assistant] Uh, had, um, I'm drawing a blank on it right now, but he's, I mean, most people watch the world series on TV. But Jack Buck has kind of got the famous radio call that probably not many people even heard live.


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[Assistant] So we call it, we call it, I'm sorry, we call the time out. Remember also, we couldn't just let the clock run out at least go to overtime.


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[Assistant] And we called a timeout. I remember that and the coach was like, who called the timeout?


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[Assistant] I'm not, I'm surprised Vandy's not calling timeout, so you know, maybe get the ball back. And then sure enough, Vandy did call a timeout and you'd read.


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[Assistant] Clark Lee's lips and he said, who called the expletive timeout?


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[Assistant] Scroll down to the fourth quarter just to see. So yeaah.


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[Assistant] So John, uh, our favorite player plays for the Falcons.


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[Assistant] Somebody just, a fan sent it, a folks sent it to us.


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[Assistant] It's two different arguments, I would think. So, Regis Philman is obviously the more famous person, so he's probably the most famous notary in the world.


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[Assistant] Nate's just saying it, your argument is if you say name a, someone who graduated from Notre Dame, Rudy, because you know for sure, I couldn't have told you who Regis Philman, where he graduated college from.


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[Assistant] But if you were doing a spacewalk, would you like, somebody farted? Would you, you could smell that?


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[Assistant] A lot of people said that we were just wrong, and...


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[Assistant] Some people just didn't even believe the paradox. They're just like, there's just no way you guys are, but it is right.


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[Assistant] They're all good comments. Look, the reason I put that one in is because read the next one.


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[Assistant] And what did they say? Two thirds thought that was harder to believe than never seeing Shawshank Redemption.


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[Assistant] I said I, it may be true, but I don't come in here each week and talk about inferior grills that I've watched this past week. So. Is that someone, I did that? Your movie reviews.


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[Assistant] Oh yea, I do remember that joke. You were like 28 when you were telling it.


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[Assistant] When you were on here a little bit over two years ago. Really? This was the topic and we never got to it. So. Oh yeah.


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[Assistant] Well, Georgia, it was one of the 13 original colonies.


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[Assistant] It was the last one. But they wouldn't, they just go, that's enough? Well, then the Revolutionary War happened and then they became states.


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[Assistant] Well, some other famous people, not as quite as famous as those.


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[Assistant] Well, some other famous people, uh, Jimmy Carter. Oh yeaah. I guess he's got a win, right?


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[Assistant] Uhm, you guys got a lot of good songs. You got George on my mind.


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[Assistant] Is it, is it as famous as the three I just threw out?


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[Assistant] Like, you know, nonviolent crimes in Georgia, but also South Carolina was like their top colony.


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[Assistant] And I just learned this in Florida was on, was ran by the Spanish. So they're like, let's put a buffer to protect South Carolina. So Georgia.


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[Assistant] Yeah. So general Sherman went from Atlanta to Savannah and during the Civil War. Burned Atlanta. Burned to the ground.


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[Assistant] So Georgia texture college team. Yeah. All my brothers. I didn't get accepted. I didn't know that.


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[Assistant] Uhm, we talked about what's before Operation BigBuzz. This is in Savannah where they dropped mosquitoes on the city. You know this?


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[Assistant] These two pillars that were put up and it's like, they call it the Georgia Stonehenge. They were like.


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[Assistant] They're either phasing it out or they just, just announced this, that they're changing it.


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[Assistant] I mean Atlanta also invented Chick-fil-A and Waffle House.


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[Assistant] Triple H I think he said one time, if you can spend hundreds of dollars going to a sporting event, it could be a dud. For wrestling, you're guaranteed to get like entertainment.


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[Assistant] So in the 80s and 90s, Athens, Georgia was like the big rock scene.


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[Assistant] Uh, Atlanta has kind of replaced Hollywood as, uh, one of the movies and TV shows.


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[Assistant] No, I was serious. I thought, I know the Cowboys is the football, but I thought baseball.


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[Assistant] I thought back in the day, TBS, that's what they. I threw out the first mention.


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[Assistant] Uh, let's see, this Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, I'm with Leanne Morgan at Pensacola beach, Florida.


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[Assistant] And then Saturday, I'm headlining the Jasper Theater and the Astra Theater in Jasper, Indiana with a couple other funny guys. So please come to Jasper, Indiana for that.


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[Assistant] He's got a song on country radio right now, Dustin, you don't like that?


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[Assistant] You've seen it? I've seen you run. Where? I think my run is fine, but I... Where was he running? I don't know, I can just see it in my head. You run it. My run's fine, but I just, you know, I'm... You can see it in your head. You picture his run in your head?


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[Assistant] Not long ago. Yeah, but they were, yeah, but 10 years ago? 2011. When did y'all


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[Assistant] Yeah, I bought this just, uh, yesterday in Miami.


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[Assistant] You know, the whole Cuban area. I mean, I'm totally, I mean, I.


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[Assistant] I would go into Miami. I thought it was going to be a disaster. And I love Cuban people now. I mean, I'm ready to learn Spanish and, uh, life is great. Yeah. You dress them like them. What time?


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's very thin. I mean, I love the, I mean, the guy that sold me the shirt, very direct guy. He was like, you look like a, he goes, you're a large. I go, I'd like to see a medium because now the medium is not going to fit you.


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[Assistant] And you're large. Yeah. Well, I mean, I would still like to try the medium. He would.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's where you put your cigars in here.


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[Assistant] Well yeaah, I mean it was great. I hung out with some listeners of the podcast, uh, Alicia Smith and her husband. They brought me tacos and then we met up in Little Havana. Had a great, uh, host, uh, Carlos Hernandez.


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[Assistant] And he was like, he's Cuban American and it's like, I mean, I got the real.


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[Assistant] I got, I got filled in on Cuba. Yeah, I asked him, I mean, I did a podcast without doing a podcast with him about Cuba. I'd never, I don't know, I know nothing about Cuba, right? And I'm like, I just, all I know is what people have told me and I just wanted to hear all about it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we have other stuff. Well, that's the stuff I talked about. Like, you know, the stuff, you know, well, no, I just try to find out what it's like in Cuba. Like what's going on there? You know, pretty bad.


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[Assistant] Oh really? Yeah. I mean like, uh, you know, communism is not good.


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[Assistant] You know, he said his grandmother still lives there and has to, like, she has a certain list, uh, that she can go and buy from the grocery store.


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[Assistant] Like you can't just go buy whatever you want. Like this is what you get. And then your whole family basically lives all in one house.


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[Assistant] And no running water. I don't know if that's the whole country, but not a lot of running water at least. At least you bought their jersey. Yeah. Uh, well, you know, but Cubans themselves are great people in America. It's like, uh, and they love America because they're like,


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[Assistant] This is freedom. They're like, we love this country. We never want it to be communist. You know?


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[Assistant] You know, I hear people saying those things sometimes and I'm like.


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[Assistant] I've always been against communism, but I finally talked to a guy about Cuba and now I'm definitely against communism. Yeah. You know, it's like.


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[Assistant] Well, it seems crazy to say, but there are people like around right now that are like, I want to live in a communist utopia. And I'm like, I don't know if that exists.


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[Assistant] When he scored, did even Nashville fans cheer? It seems like the kind of guy that like everybody's like, oh man, he's beating us, but we love it.