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[Assistant] I mean I stayed in some very shady Myrtle Beach places. I'm still not a big fan of Myrtle Beach because of those days.


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[Assistant] They're just hanging out. Yeah. It is coming to hang. Feels important. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Well somebody's making money. Oh yeaah. Mary Gang. Yeaah, they're making money. Yeaah, she is. Yeaah, I mean if you're driving the pink Cadillac, you're probably making money.


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[Assistant] We would do, uh, my mom would do like, uh, Tupperware parties. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Pampered Chef. Pampered Chef. We did a few of those. Uhm, yeaah. Pampered Chef.


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[Assistant] That's what they said. My dad said Jerry Clower used to, you know, used to be a fertilizer salesman. He came to his town and he said when Jerry Clower would come to town,


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[Assistant] People would just come in off the street to listen to this guy tell stories and he's just selling fertilizer.


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[Assistant] And, uh, so yeah, I mean, I really got into, it was the opposite for me early on in the career.


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[Assistant] You know, I'm a comedian, and I'll come down there and entertain ya.


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[Assistant] Yeah? Um. Oh, I'm always like, well, used to always be looking for a referral.


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[Assistant] I always felt like that was good too. Starbucks is not, is not that way now for sure. No, they never knew that was part of their brain. They seem like they're so overworked. They're all like,


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[Assistant] I was trying to make jokes on it for a while. People are not there for that.


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[Assistant] Oh, you were gonna say it's good, cause see, I'm seeing, uh, just, uh, a disaster, like now everybody in the neighborhood knows you.


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[Assistant] Well, there's a comment just made about your, uh, your video, apparently never talked about on the podcast, but your, uh, key and pill kind of video that went. Oh yeah. Oh, that was fun.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Do you ever see that one where it's like the key and pill kind of people who have been affected by it? Yes. I saw that. That was great, man. That was fun.


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[Assistant] This is what I like to do. I like to go like in the subject, like clean comic from Nashville. You know, something like that where I'm like, I'm trying to, cause I was thinking figure it's probably harder to find clean comics. So let me just put it right out.


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[Assistant] Is that guy in line famous now? Wouldn't that be something?


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[Assistant] What a time he had. America's Funniest Home Videos and, uh, Full House. Full House at the same time. Ah, big time. He's killing it. Big time.


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[Assistant] I, you know, when I was in sales, I always wanted, cause I sold pesticides, I always wanted to be like a beer rep.


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[Assistant] I always felt like the beer reps had it going on. That seemed cool. And they were doing a bit of manual labor, but it seemed much cooler. That was, that was where my ambition was at the time. I'd like to get out of the pesticide game into the alcohol. Into a different poison. Yes. Yeah. That's what I always wanted to do.


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[Assistant] I like sales though, in a, in a sense. Not that ca- I don't want to be cold calling, but I liked what I was doing. Yeah, it sounded like, it sounds like you were good. Yeah, I liked it. I was into it.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I mean, I was, you got to believe in your product, right? Yeah. And if the product was good.


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[Assistant] I always say bad things about the company because they made me mad, but the products were great.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. I still buy SpectorSide. I can't bring myself to buy the competitor's products. Me too.


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[Assistant] Okay. I'm not a baker. I can't bake. I can cook, but I can't bake. I'm not a baker.


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[Assistant] Cucumbers. Grapes. Uh, grapes. I got grapes. Really? Yep. Yep. I got strawberries. Really? Strawberries? I got all kind of herbs. Thyme. Basil.


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[Assistant] Lettuce. I go out and cut down a stalk of lettuce and then we're just able to make a salad just right out of the lettuce, right from the garden. Amazing. Chop up some cucumbers. Oh man, that's where it's at.


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[Assistant] Well, I stopped eating sandwiches for a while and now I've just gotten back into it. And it is, I like to get artsy with the sandwich, you know, fold the meat and stack the cheese. How you cut it. Yeah. Cut it diagonally.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, yeaah, yeaah. It's always gotta be a diagonal cut. I agree. You put a toothpick in there? I don't, I don't do the toothpick, but I usually eat it too fast for the toothpick. What kind of bread you using?


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[Assistant] Well, I like a sourdough bread, or there's a Dave's- Dave's killer bread? Yea, sprouted grains.


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[Assistant] Boom. All right. Well, what, uh, well I'm going to be in Austin, Texas this weekend at the Paramount theater on Saturday. I have one show, one show, very excited about it. So I need it to sell out. So I look good. And, uh, and so that it's more fun.


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[Assistant] I did it years ago with Burt Crusher, so I'm pumped to be going back now, doing it myself.


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[Assistant] This Saturday, whatever that date is, I'm going to look just to, just to really solidify it here.


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[Assistant] If, uh, yeah, August 5th, Saturday, August 5th, that's where I'll be.


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[Assistant] Somebody else wrote it and I've been trying real hard to get that bio to go away.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I got a new one now on my website that I like a lot better, but I hate this one.


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[Assistant] Me and Aaron ate somewhere in that town one time, just at some random place. We didn't even go all the way to the stadium. We just. In Green Bay? Yeah, we just stopped, uh, on the way back from probably like Harris, Michigan. Uh huh. Or maybe Egg Harbor. That was a wild trip.


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[Assistant] Alright. Awesome. Well, you, you opened, you closed, you know what I mean?


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[Assistant] Different remotes hanging from it with chains. He'd throw it at you and be like, good luck.


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[Assistant] Today's episode of the NateLand prog, uh, broadcast. Today's episode of the NateLand podcast is brought to you by Athletic Greens. Gooder and game time.


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[Assistant] Hello folks and hey bear, welcome to the Nate Land podcast. I'm Nate Burgetti. Brian Bates here and Weber. Dusty Soye. Welcome you guys. Uh, pre-recording this because I'm in Springfield, Illinois.


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[Assistant] Is Springfield in almost every state? Uh, yeaah. Is Springfield, that's Simpsons too, right?


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[Assistant] I think that is, yeaah, that might have been why they did it. Cause they didn't want you to know the town.


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[Assistant] It says it's like almost every English speaking country on earth has a town, village or city called Springfield. Wow. Yeah. Wow.


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[Assistant] Why would, why is that just an easy one to, I guess they're Springs everywhere. Rand McNally Springs and fields everywhere. Hit the maps.


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[Assistant] Do we have, we talked about MAP, did we have, did someone else compete with him? Which is really him, right? What is the other big MAP company?


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[Assistant] Yeah. I had that happen because, uh, mine would always pop up and say golf. I'd get in the car and it was like legends. And I was like, wow. It's like your wife. Yeah. Golf again. Yeah. Yeah. They just know, but I've noticed that too. So it's very, it is very convenient if it works. Yeah. I don't think I'm even remotely using.


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[Assistant] The stuff that your phone and all that, like the way you should be using it.


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[Assistant] When I'm in a city- Computer, my computer is, everything on the plane is on the desktop.


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[Assistant] I just saved everything to desktop. My wife, I just saw this.


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[Assistant] I can, uh, I can just feel it. You can just feel it out? Mhm.


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[Assistant] And then they go, I wonder how close they could get. That'd be a funny way to do if, uh,


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[Assistant] Police sketches, like if you could be like, here's a crime.


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[Assistant] Who do you think did this? Like if you could go through it and you could just be like,


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[Assistant] Yeah, a lot of denim. I got a lot of other hair brush in there too.


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[Assistant] Well yeaah, you, you're, what you look like on paper doesn't.


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[Assistant] They would be like, oh, once they found out, it would make sense, but I just don't think people like, people don't think people like you exist. They think it's like a stereotype. Like it's, they go, well, that guy's not real. And you're like, no, no, no, I'm real. And he's certainly not going to be at the airport. He's not going to be at the airport. He's not flying places.


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[Assistant] But you still do it? I do the fingers. Oh, now? Yeah, like clear.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I agree with this. I'm like back on trying to get, I'm gonna get Instagram back off. But it's...


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[Assistant] Texting is probably the only thing that keeps me from doing it. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] It's much harder and then like, I'm just in too many situations where like there's a group text. It was a text of this. That's like, kind of like, it's just the form of, it's like a form of business. Hey, we got this going on now. Be here for like, that's the, that's the only.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you can text on a laptop, but sometimes if it's urgent, you're not always looking at your laptop. It's as your walk. Yeah. It's not, you know, you can definitely, yeah, you can't text a laptop, but you gotta be near your laptop.


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[Assistant] I mean, I'll leave my phone. Yeah. I'll just leave my phone a lot. So I just, when we go walk around usually, I mean, I just like, I'll tell Laura, I'm like, I'll leave my phone. I mean, I, you have, someone usually has their phone on them. So you.


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[Assistant] That's her. You gotta see some thicc. That smoke's too thicc. Yeah, yeah.


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[Assistant] You're one of those that when they walk by, you're already sitting there. You've been there for a few hours.


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[Assistant] You got a much bigger problem the fact that you can't handle a non-stop from Nashville to California.


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[Assistant] I'm not even, I don't even care about connecting that much, like that doesn't bother me. I'll do it on, you know, Nashville to Vegas, like we have Southwest non-stop, but then if, uh, I don't like the time of that and I can find something else and I don't have to be there, I'm just going as a travel, a full on travel aid, not doing a show.


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[Assistant] I'll do a layover, cause I don't mind a layover.


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[Assistant] You can go sometimes you go to Minneapolis. It's got a nice airport. You can walk around there, maybe get some deep.


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[Assistant] You can, you can go pick the airport. I could see you doing it. I guess I'm, I'm not against the layover, but I think four and a half hours, like.


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[Assistant] You're, you know, people are like, how long will the plane go? I'll go until the plane can't go. Like if it's getting me to the place.


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[Assistant] Now if you're like, you have to have to say it's a, I mean I think you're right.


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[Assistant] You act like you're being kept with the dogs under the plane.


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[Assistant] I don't fly, luckily I don't fly that much because we take the bus. But I've been to Southwest and you just pop on.


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[Assistant] And yeaah, I mean it's, you know.


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[Assistant] I don't think it's that bad. I think it's, uh, I'm trying to think. There's nothing in America that I want to lay over. I did it in London. I mean, eight hours.


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[Assistant] I think the idea of it is you want, if you're like alright, you gotta fly.


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[Assistant] 12 hours and you're like, you can stop once or twice.


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[Assistant] Like you would stop twice. For 12 hours? Yeah. I might, yeah. You might push three times. You might ask for a third. You would be like, if they voted and they go, all right, we're going to do two or three times. They go do three. It's just your hand up. And then they go do two and it's everybody else. Maybe.


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[Assistant] Pinver Report's just, it's so big, it's just not as like, inviting.


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[Assistant] You can walk around a lot, but it's not, it is, it's very dark, it's very... I get a bad vibe.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, I think it's just dark and like, it's just, he's got the tunnels and, you know, I just don't think it's as fun.


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[Assistant] But if you go, yeah, Minneapolis has got a great airport and it's like a mall. You can just walk around. It's nice. Yeah. Go eat like, yeah. I do like layovers, but I don't know if I would, you want to get there. Okay. But.


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[Assistant] What's so long as the flight can go? I think I've done it. It's Australia.


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[Assistant] I was A1. What was those non-stops? Go back to those flights. 18 hour, like, uh.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yeah. But it's funny that it's just five miles. It's literally, uh, what is it? 14 miles shorter, five.


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[Assistant] That plane after 18 hours in the air, it's just, that's insane. It's a long go, go down and see what's cause I don't think Auckland to New York, they can do that.


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[Assistant] Uh, Melbourne to Dallas is, uh,


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[Assistant] That's like one that we could take, uh, when I go to Australia.


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[Assistant] Melbourne to Dallas. I've been compared to Tom Cruise.


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[Assistant] That, like we could end up doing that flight. 17 hours, man.


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[Assistant] Is, it would be like, so you have a, here in Australia is going to be, Houston, there's an 18 hour flight. So add it to 23 hour flight. So it's like, how do you want to break that up? You know what I mean? How do you want a 23 hour flight? How do you want to break it up? So it's like, I don't know if I want to be like, give me.


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[Assistant] 2 hour flight, then a 20 hour, you know, 21 hour flight. Like that's 18 hours, so if it's 20, uh, so if it's 20 hours, maybe you'd be like, give me 8 hours.


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[Assistant] I did that, we had a layover when I went to Istanbul, when the shows for the troops, cause you can pick those, those are great.


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[Assistant] If someone ever travels, if you're young, if you're ever good, like you just get one, they give you like a 18 hour layover in a country and you just get out and they have to get, they, when I did, they gave you, they had to give you a hotel cause it was over a certain amount of time.


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[Assistant] So they have to put you up and so you get a hotel room and then you just.


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[Assistant] So you were, the layover was in Istanbul. What'd you guys get up to? We went to the bath house where they did Taken. Okay. I think I talked about this. You did. Yeah, I went to the bath house to Taken. It was me, Joe List, and Louis Katz. Okay. Yeah, we went all over Istanbul. It was fun. Yeah. And then, yeah, it was a good way. If you ever have a crazy long


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[Assistant] If you're going somewhere, you can do that and go do a layover like that. I could see that you're like, all right, let's go do a layover. And then you go.


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[Assistant] To, uh, here for two days and never been in this city. And then you break it up that way, you know.


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[Assistant] I've had, uh, Nashville to LA, I've had it be three and a half. It depends on the wind. Coming home, I can be quick. I just did it. In three and a half? Yea. Yea, it can be fast. You just had, you just, you know. Slower? You're just playing your vibe. You come on something, the vibe. I tell you what, people.


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[Assistant] They, it just naturally just, that's what walks around you is just slowness just because around you and you get it, you sit down next to someone like, I'm in a hurry. He was here before you walked on the plane. They, the pilot be like three and a half hour flight today. Brian Bates says, and he goes, that's crazy. This wind's picked up.


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[Assistant] I'll be honest with you guys, we have five hours. We're going to be running in the thick of it.


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[Assistant] Whenever I need a comfort show, I turn on The Office. Whenever I need a comfort podcast, I turn on Nate Land.


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[Assistant] When I'm caught up, I'll just start from the beginning and listen to it again. One of my favorite comments during the first episode is, see if owls can get chicken pox.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we were getting into it from day one. That is so funny. Do owls get chickenpox?


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[Assistant] I was raised in a very strict Christian household, so I related to Nate's special heavily. As I've grown older, my parents and I haven't always seen eye to eye on what I like in entertainment. Sometimes I never felt like I could share the things that I enjoyed the most until your special.


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[Assistant] When it came out, I was going home for a weekend and we watched together. It was the hardest I'd ever seen them laugh and it felt so good to have them.


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[Assistant] Connect with me on something I enjoyed so much. Well that is beautiful. Thank you Tyler. That's great. Uh, yeaah. That's awesome. That's how we do it. You know, makes me happy.


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[Assistant] Uh, Courtney H. Hello folks. I recently competed in my first Muay Thai fight in Thailand. Wow. Backstage before the fight, most fighters have headphones on with their favorite music to psych themselves up before heading into the ring. Not me.


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[Assistant] I was re-listening to old episodes of Nate Aaron and Beanie Baby.


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[Assistant] Nothing like a little horse divorce to calm the pre-fight nerves. I won by KO in the third round. Thanks folks. Wow.


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[Assistant] Recovered, stayed sober, got promoted to kitchen manager at my job, bought a house with my wife and lost around 80 pounds. Dusty and Nate, you two are inspirational. Keep it up. Love the positivity. All right. We are inspirational. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I've seen, like, there's people that, uh, I know sometimes people bring up, like, about being sober. Or, like, the guys that want to do it. And, I read a book, Jason, mine, I read Jason Vale, Quick to Quit the Drink Easily, is how I did it. I don't know.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's what happens. You, you, you do become, you get so scared of breaking, like you don't want to lose the control. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I have it with food now where I'm in a good stretch right now and I can, and I'll feel like I want something, but I know, I mean it's as simple as like you can just eat the wrong thing and


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[Assistant] If you're like, I've been drinking a lot of water, so let's drink a gallon of water a day. So I've been drinking a gallon of water a day.


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[Assistant] And I can tell when I get, I feel very hydrated, but then I can tell when I get very dehydrated. And you know, it could be drinking coffee, soda can do it. Like there, uh, but you just like start, you're like, I just want water. Like you just, you feel so good that you don't want to mess. It's like, you got a streak going on.


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[Assistant] But the, and the feeling is so good and you know, once you do something, it's going to be like, ugh, gross. Yeah. Uh, Danielle Shi Han.


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[Assistant] I'm fairly new to the podcast and I've heard some mention that Nate is dyslexic. Is that true?


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[Assistant] My 10 year old daughter is dyslexic. The special cool school. Cool. The special school. That's a deaf one.


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[Assistant] It's two S and we already answered your question. The special school she attends is far from home. And we listened to the podcast in the car.


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[Assistant] Uh, Reagan, Daniel and Reagan. Look, I'm pretty sure I do. I don't know. Yes. I think it says they weren't doing schools when I was little. He just...


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[Assistant] You just figured it out. You didn't read. I think it's great that you're going to. Yeah, it's all right. You know what? A lot of people are dyslexic.


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[Assistant] I like that she's going, she's going to school, she'll be super smart, she'll know how to deal with it, and teach me. I mean, I don't have to go to school then, I'll just learn. That's what you should do. Like, Reagan, I'll be honest with you, I don't want to go to school again. So you just tell me.


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[Assistant] Give me the cliff notes. Yeah. Reaganomics. Reaganomics. Oh, there it is.


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[Assistant] Uh, Sean as Shindle. As Shindow.


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[Assistant] Billy, Billy is shindle, Bradley is shindle, is shindle.


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[Assistant] I was thinking, it makes me think of the golf, uh, Brandon, Branlin, uh, the golf announcer. Look up golf announcer, like B-R-A-N-D. Like that's his, you'll come up, it should come up. Branley, or Duke Branley, uh.


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[Assistant] Brando Chambly. That's what made me kind of what I, what I thought of Brando as Chandel. But like not, but it's like that kind of vibe. Uh.


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[Assistant] Brandle, Brandle, Brandle, Eshendul, Sean Eshendul, uh, Eshendul, Eshendul.


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[Assistant] Yeah, like even like my brother's Derek, but Derek Eshen, like, I don't know if I like, it's too big of a change.


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[Assistant] You know, it's like, what's an E? You don't want it to rhyme. You don't want it to rhyme, but like what's an E at the end of a boy's name? Johnny?


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[Assistant] Johnny Ishindo. That's not bad. Tommy. Tommy. Tommy Ishindo.


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[Assistant] That's a little too Johnny Eshendoz sounds a little more Bobby. You know, that's an old school name. Bobby Eshendoz. Bobby Eshendoz. You don't hear a lot of Bobby's in here. Yeah. Yeah. Bobby's a good name. Bobby's a good name. I like Bobby. Bobby Eshendoz. Bobby McGee. What about Ricky? Ricky Bobby Eshendoz. Let go full on Talladega nights with him. I think they got, seems like a family from money.


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[Assistant] Theodore, Theodore Eshendoz is like, uh, that guy. Yeah. You'd be president. You can be whatever you want for sure. But then Teddy, Teddy Eshendoz. Yeah. I like that. That's good. That's good. Please keep us up. Let us know.


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[Assistant] Just Steve, my dad, Steven, Steven Eshendul is not about Steven. And he goes, Steve, both work.


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[Assistant] Uh, I do like, uh, Teddy, Theo, go by Teddy. Uh, Daniel Leonard, my brother-in-law was one of the medics at the Bridgestone show. And not only did you set a record with attendance, but he told me that you guys had zero call-ins for people needing medical attention, which according to him has never happened.


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[Assistant] I told him that exactly why I like this group so much. You guys bring to the table what's most of the entertainment industry is lacking, good, clean, fun. That, that is very interesting. That's awesome. Zero call-ins. People just having a good time. If people were drinking and having fun. They're not out of their mind.


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[Assistant] Uh, Lindsey Blair. I like those. I would love all the guys' perspective. I had a psychology teacher in college who argued that altruism, altruism, what is it? Altruism. Altruism is impossible.


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[Assistant] Because that would require a person or groups of people to have absolutely no selfish motive when deciding to act. I don't know what altruism means.


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[Assistant] I mean, you think she just goes to groups and asks people that she brings it up all the time? Like the strangers. Yeah. That's my guys. Yeah. Yeah. I get it. Yeah. What do you think altruism is impossible? I don't even know what you're talking about.


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[Assistant] Give me an example. Where you're helping an old lady cross the street. You're doing it cause it makes you feel good. No, but what if she needs help? Cause she's old. Well, yeah, that's not the point.


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[Assistant] At the, uh, at the airport, like she, she was looking for her daughter when we were in somewhere. I forget. And I, and I helped her do it. I helped her find her daughter. I just talked to her for a second. And that was it. And then I went inside the airport.


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[Assistant] And I didn't draw attention to it. I didn't like, I just walked over alone, did it by myself and then.


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[Assistant] When inside, like what would I gain from that? Did you not feel any kind of social responsibility to do that?


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[Assistant] I mean, you could just see someone needed help. I don't know if I thought of like, oh, I need to go help this old person. I think I just, you're like someone needed help. What's the difference if you see a-


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[Assistant] If you see a kid that can't find his parents, I mean, what deed is coming from that?


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[Assistant] You're like, oh, this person lost their kid. You're truly just trying to help this kid out.


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[Assistant] What's the deed from it? That you want to see people see you help a kid out? That's just- No, or you feel good by doing it. Did you feel good doing that? I know, but then that's- then we're-


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[Assistant] You're now you're getting into like, what is it even? So you just, nothing's nothing then. So nothing's nothing, which is the extreme version of exactly what the, uh, the Dunner, Kirk and Nancy Kerrigan, Nancy Kerrigan effect. Uh, but it's.


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[Assistant] Yeah, like it means if you can pick apart everything, they will, did you feel good about it? You're like, then, I mean, honestly, this teacher should be just fired.


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[Assistant] What if you let a balloon go and a little kid sees it in a hospital but you didn't know he was up there but that meant a lot to him. And then you let it go just because it's fun to watch.


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[Assistant] So they're saying, okay, so altruism just means like, it means it's just, uh,


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean when I helped that lady I didn't do it because it made me feel good. It just, I'm trying to, I'm trying to solve a problem. It might have made you feel good.


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[Assistant] That's not why you did it. You're doing something, you're, you're, yeah, you're, uh,


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[Assistant] Yeah I mean you're just being nice to me, I had really no emotion with it, I didn't walk away going like I feel good.


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[Assistant] I... Would you have felt bad if you just walked away and didn't do anything?


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[Assistant] I would have, I would have felt bad cause yes, cause I saw that she needed help. So you did it to avoid feeling bad? No, cause I'm looking at a problem.


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[Assistant] So it needs to be solved, so I would just be like, well I didn't help that problem, why would I not solve that problem? I know, but-


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[Assistant] So if you can exist, dude, there's no reason psychology should be exist.


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[Assistant] Cause you're, with what this feels like to me, is like there's, you can never give the answer. Cause what if you say it, then that teacher goes, but you, did you feel good? And then you're like, well, so now we're, I don't even know what, what are you supposed to do? Like you're, is it.


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[Assistant] Which if that's the case, then you're saying it's not altruism. Well, that's not altruism. Then there's no way, then it is impossible to this man's definition.


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[Assistant] But it's not impossible in the fact that, like, people are good people. They help people cross the street, cause, uh, uh, uh, I'm just giving these quick examples. A young child's yelling for a mom, can't find her, I help her find the mom. I don't do it cause it makes me feel good. That, that was presented to me randomly. And then I solved the problem and it helped cause I, cause you wanna,


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[Assistant] The parent needs the kid, the kid needs the parent, so you're just trying to put them back together. I don't think I need anything from it. I didn't do it because I want to do something.


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[Assistant] But then if you tell them why would, that's literally, if it's helping a kid out, then he's saying that's impossible. How is that impossible? Well, he's saying it's impossible.


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[Assistant] I didn't know it could be a yellow sky, you know. What if there was? Yeaah. What would you do? And they would think about it and they'd talk about it. Next thing you know they're on a different, just I mean on another level. Two hundred word essay. They're on, they live on another planet. Like they're just gone.


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[Assistant] And then you come back and then you leave college, go to the real world and have no skills.


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[Assistant] That's true in a lot of ways. Cause you and Lindsey are just walking into groups of people going.


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[Assistant] He's making you talk about something that is impossible. Cause if anything I say, you then go, well, you don't think it makes you feel better inside or it doesn't do that. If you want to say that all day long, I want my human being. I can't.


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[Assistant] I have no answer. I can't make that go away. A robot could do something for the good of the person that has no emotion. I cannot. So it is impossible, which that means this is a ridiculous question because there is no way, according to this


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[Assistant] I'm doing this for the good. It's like you do an immediate reaction.


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[Assistant] It's pure instincts. I don't think you're doing something like that because it's just your...


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[Assistant] You are just a human that's like going like, oh, that needs to be solved.


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[Assistant] It came out hot. It came out hot. And I'm not tired. Uh, here it goes. Oh boy. Lindsay.


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[Assistant] She goes, hey, she pulls, she corners people. I think the next question is going to be much more up your alley. What? Oh, Paul Wolf.


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[Assistant] If you could have an infinite amount of liquid slosh, slosh. Sorry, Reagan.


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[Assistant] Paul Wolf, if you could have an infinite amount of liquid slash sauce in each finger on one hand like a tap, what would you choose? Mine would be water. Type O negative blood.


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[Assistant] Coffee, penicillin and Duke's mayonnaise. Oh, like in each finger.


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[Assistant] My mom knows, I think. I've had to ask her before. Yeah. Uh, I think my mom, mom, what blood type do I have? She listens to podcasts.


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[Assistant] You put the wrong finger. I'll be honest, you better put oil on the pinky. Yeah. And water on the thumb. You want them to be far. Yeah, for sure. You want them to be far. Laundry detergent or soap? No. Soap? That's a waste of time. I never use soap.


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[Assistant] Hand sanitizer? You can maybe do hands, but I think you do it too much. I wouldn't do hand sanitizer. Uh, you don't want to waste it on, you know, it is like you want it to be fun. Yeah. So maybe some wine.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I like the old, but if it's gotta be fun things, but so if you say it's gotta be condiments.


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[Assistant] If it's, if it's, I would do hot mustard.


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[Assistant] No, no, McDonald's hot mustard. Oh, okay. Oh, okay. You're getting it right, Dusty. Not regular mustard. Okay. I agree. That would be too, that would be unnecessary. Yeah. McDonald's hot mustard's another, it's doing it, it's doing it's own thing. I would do that, ketchup, uh, yum yum sauce.


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[Assistant] But if it's gotta be, I was saying like if it's gotta be, uh, condiments. Which five condiments would you do? Barbecue sauce, Chick-fil-A sauce.


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[Assistant] I would do hot lua, something like that. Something thick. And I would do honey mustard. Something viscous. Maybe Oh Charlie's honey mustard. Okay. Oh Charlie's got a good list. I don't think you're getting restaurant specific on all this. You said Chick-fil-A sauce. That's true. That's true. You're right. Honey mustard. Oh Charlie's honey mustard. McDonald's hot mustard. Heinz ketchup.


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[Assistant] I don't know. Yeah, I'd need to taste it. Yeah. I could see.


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[Assistant] Maybe some Taco Bell. Last, pinky some Taco Bell. Fire sauce? Yeah, I'd go...


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[Assistant] Yeah, I could maybe go fire. What's the- I'd go hot. I'd do hot. I'd just go hot. Yeah.


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[Assistant] That's the question she has to ask after she gets everybody in a blowout fight over the altruism.


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[Assistant] Watched Grady Savage American for the fourth time and noticed that during the infamous syrup on the waffle maker story, Nate says his friend is my age.


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[Assistant] I feel this should be pointed out as I hear breakfast age getting slammed out here each week. I threw him a bone folks. It made sense for the bit that it would be. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, if I would have said, he's older than me, then it's like, you gotta, you might have to address that.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Well, yeah, it could be understandable or you just got to address it. Yeah. That's like my sister's nine years younger than me, but I say 10 in the joke. Cause it's just.


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[Assistant] Cause it's like as it, you know, I'm 25, she's 21, I'm 28, 18, 28. He's just trying to make it easy, man. Uh, but it's all close. Uh, Joanna Marie Zimmerman would love to hear the crew's thoughts on this Twitter topic attached.


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[Assistant] Why not? It's just too much hassle.


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[Assistant] I don't, the only thing I'd say this, I don't think that's enough money to make it do this. Like if you just said a hundred million, that's the more.


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[Assistant] Like 10 million, I'm not saying, and I know it's gonna seem like, I know 10 million's a ton of money. I'm not saying it's not a ton of money. But for something that's gonna haunt you for the rest of your life, you don't want just 10 million dollars. I mean dude, it costs, the cost of living everywhere is so expensive.


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[Assistant] I mean you go where you gonna live in new york new i mean it's like there goes there goes three of your ten million dollars. I mean truly. So if someone gave me two million dollars like you're not quitting your job.


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[Assistant] That's, that, that's a, uh, I kinda, I think I solved this question. That's the part that I didn't understand. I was like, that's not like,


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[Assistant] Again, unless that's the point of the question being like, look, we're not going to give you yet. Cause everybody would do it for a hundred million. So 10 would be like, I don't think 10 is worth, but I think 10 million. I just looked at your age.


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[Assistant] 10 million is, you're gonna, I mean dude, the world is expensive. I think if you make 10 million dollars a year, I don't know if you could live in New York City right now. Like I don't, if someone's just like, here's 10 million dollars, could you, you could live in New York. I mean, imagine having


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[Assistant] I know. But I'm saying, you think of all this, yea, you would basically just be like, hey, you'd have people walk around and just be like, keep an eye out for this snail. You would do that.


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[Assistant] You basically could, yeah, you just go down Florida for a year. You see it in Nashville, you go to Florida for a year and then you're like set a calendar and be like every year you gotta move. Or you just jump back and forth. But that's assuming.


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[Assistant] I'll, I'll more read this before we go to it. Okay. Uh, gooder.


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[Assistant] Cudder, sunglasses, I got a pair right here. Uh, these are my cool shades. Alright.


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[Assistant] Gooder's a, a new sponsor on the podcast. Uh, this is a brand, uh, look, I love these sunglasses and I, I really, I bought these, uh, I bought them, I forget where.


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[Assistant] Uh, you know, like, I think these look good. People always like, like when I wear these sunglasses.


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[Assistant] Uh, people always like say, they're like, oh man, those are nice sunglasses. And you can pick from like a lot of different colors, a lot of different stuff like that. 25 bucks. This one might have been 35 bucks. Like, but it's like, that's what they, it's like 25 or 35. You get a very stylish sunglass.


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[Assistant] That, for some reason, I'll be honest with you, you just don't lose the $25 ones. I know. And the $35 ones. You're just not going to lose them, which is a good thing. And then, uh.


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[Assistant] And if you do though, it's not the end of the world, you know, it's not a $250 pair of sunglasses or whatever. I mean, sunglasses are insane.


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[Assistant] I mean, truly, I bought these, I have these, I really like these, I like Gooder. You know, it's fun as they got sizes for big heads too. They got XL size. Oh really?


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[Assistant] They, uh, they are a hundred percent polarized too. I'm telling you.


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[Assistant] I'm just trying to jump in with ads of information.


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[Assistant] 100% polarized. I'll tell you, that's the reason you buy the other glasses is cause they're, you want polarized. I, I honestly, I promise you, uh, I'm a giant fan of Gooder. Uh, I wear these. I mean, I had, honestly, I wore these today to, uh, Harper's talent show. So they could.


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[Assistant] No, I took them off when I got inside, but I wore them on the way there. I wear them to golf and I wear them all the time. I really, I really do love a pair of good, I, you know, I have some awesome, I have some other sunglasses that are awesome, but there's more and more. I just don't think I wouldn't.


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[Assistant] It's like, it just doesn't make sense. It's really, the older you get, the more you're spending money on stuff, the more you go like, what am I, and all I want is the polar, polarization. Well, these are polarized. What does that mean? I don't even know, but I like that it makes things like clearer. It makes things, it always looks a little different. Yeah, it looks real crisp. It almost looks like HD.


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[Assistant] And so, uh, that's the only reason to do it. And so, I mean, these, you could.


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[Assistant] I mean, you could give, you could, a hundred bucks, you could, someone could pick four pairs of sunglasses out, or three really cool pairs of sunglasses, and then you're set for a long time. Uh, it sounds like they came up with that name because that sounds like something you would say. Gooder. It is a good name too. They do spell it. Gooder. G-O-O-D-R. Yeah, I'm a fan.


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[Assistant] The nicest cheap sunglasses you could buy. I mean, they're, you know.


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[Assistant] I haven't even read anything. Uh, so here, let me read this. I haven't read nothing about the set, but if you want to support the show and pick up a pair, Gooder is giving Nate Land listeners free shipping on your first order. There is a link in the show notes.


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[Assistant] And maybe you'll see us in them in real life. You can go to Gooder.com slash Nate and use code Nate to get free shipping. Gooder offers a 30 day money back guarantee and 100% satisfaction. Find your pair at Gooder.com.


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[Assistant] That's G O O D R gooder.com slash Nate.


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[Assistant] And you just go Nate to get free shipping. I was very excited.


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[Assistant] When, uh, I saw this come up as an ad, uh, I really, uh, this is, I was super pumped, uh, about that. So what does it mean to go on the show notes? Like at the YouTube stuff and notes of that? Yeah, probably. Yeah. The description of that. Okay. All right. Uh, last comment. Oh my gosh. Cause it leads us into that thing. Do you care about polarized memes?


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[Assistant] Curious what y'all think is the most recognizable state if shown to some.


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[Assistant] Curious what y'all think is the most recognizable state if shown to someone just as a shape with no other context. I think. Go ahead.


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[Assistant] I was gonna say the Texas or Florida. Uh, I would say Tennessee. But that's just cause.


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[Assistant] Did you know that? Even if it's just one, even if it's one thing, they would have to write the Alaska, they blank piece of paper. They're going to have you look at it and they have to still do Alaska right there. They have to go and you go Alaska and they go, and the rest of them, they can draw in the middle.


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[Assistant] Tennessee, we got a unique, we got a unique shape. Yeah. We'd be top 10 for sure. Yeah. I could see Texas, Texas and, uh,


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[Assistant] To me, Idaho is very unique too. I think we're top 10 completely.


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[Assistant] No, you're not gonna lie to home. Not when you see it alone. Oh, I think so. Not when you're seeing it out. That's why I mean, Tennessee. With the flat bottom.


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[Assistant] Tissie's up there, I think for sure. Yeah. I think we're easily top 10.


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[Assistant] I bet, I bet we are the most recognizable in the middle of the country state. Man, I don't know. No ocean.


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[Assistant] No top, no anything. Landlocked states. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I know, but I'm saying if it just popped up around a corner you'd be like, what are you doing?


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[Assistant] That would confuse you alone though. That's what I mean.


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[Assistant] Like they're not gonna know. Tennessee, we're, we're, we're pretty, you know.


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[Assistant] I can eyeball an Alabama from uh, two blocks away. I bet that boy's from Alabama. Uh, what was this leading into?


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[Assistant] And you mispronounce Illinois, but you're Nick Saban. I think it's a sign of a, if like, it's probably.


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[Assistant] It's something that doesn't get recognized if you're Nick Saban, just cause you go win. I bet if you ask Nick Saban, he's like, Oh, I mispronounced.


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[Assistant] Tuscaloosa, I said Tusca, you said it wrong in this thing. And I got, people yelled at me, no one ever knows that because we've always talked about him winning. And then he, Ron Zook gets fired and you're like.


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[Assistant] That's all that's talked about cause that's how he started cause it's, cause it was bad. So it's highlighted.


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[Assistant] You will muscle it, because it's only an hour fifteen. Yeah. I have to. I don't like it. It's fun in the midway. Yeah. That's like the easiest flight in the world.


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[Assistant] Midway's airport's completely changed. When I flew, when I moved to Chicago in 2003, Midway was a tiny, tiny, tiny airport and it's just a lot bigger now. It's not, it's not O'Hare, but I always flew to Midway because it was Southwest and, uh,


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[Assistant] And it was always just like, I mean, it was the tiniest airport. And now it's, now it's a real deal airport.


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[Assistant] Uh, let's close, hey, it borders Illinois. The slogan is. Borders darn near half of. Illinois, make some illinois. It's something to do with Lincoln. Uh. Is it the birthplace of Lincoln? The land of Lincoln. The land of Lincoln. The land of Lincoln. What is, what does that mean?


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[Assistant] Barack Obama. And uh, while they were living in Roosevelt.


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[Assistant] I just guessed on his name. It felt good with his name. George Washington.


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[Assistant] We just went up to the John Hancock building. John Hancock building? Where's that? It's in Chicago.


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[Assistant] Yeah, John Edgar building, I believe is where Chris Farley lived and he died.


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[Assistant] Oh, it's like a residential? It's got just apartments in it? They have a cheesecake factory at the bottom.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I got, so it's near where I work. So I would always go walk, like when I worked, when I moved to Chicago with Jake Melnick, so over 80 tables there, it was, uh.


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[Assistant] It's like, you could walk over there, so like, we had a break or something, I don't, I...


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[Assistant] That's a death walk over there, just cause it was just so, I couldn't believe I was like in a city like that. You're just like, this is crazy. And you just go look and walk around. There's just so many people. And uh,


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[Assistant] And so the John Hancock building, you can go do a thing where like a tour at the top, but you can also go up there and have a.


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[Assistant] They, they have a bar restaurant at the top. And so another one people do is like, they just go take an elevator and go up there and you have a drink and you can see the top of it. Uh, or there's a restaurant too. And then, uh, and then you can ride back down. I mean, you're in the elevator. I mean, it's. I hate that feeling when you're in a big building and elevators going up.


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[Assistant] It's half a page on a 50 page menu. When even where they make their money.


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[Assistant] That's what someone said, like, when we were doing this, someone asked us that one, like, if a good restaurant you could go to for the rest of your life, like Cheesecake Factory is, is almost the exact answer. Because it's so broad and there's so many options. It's Asian, Mexican, Italian, American.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, I think for a restaurant to undo it, but I mean a chain restaurant is.


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[Assistant] Okay. You know. Like if you could only go to one restaurant, forever, for the rest of your life, that's probably the one.


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[Assistant] Maybe, I'd maybe go Panera or something like that. You wouldn't though.


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[Assistant] Cheesecake factory has sandwiches, has burgers, has Asian, like, I mean, there's just, there's, they have everything. Okay. Panera is almost all that too. They don't have any of that stuff. They have Asian salads.


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[Assistant] Well, I don't, Panera, does Panera even have a drug? I didn't know they had a drug.


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[Assistant] Cause I don't think of like, having to stand up is a problem, but...


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[Assistant] But availability, that is not enough that I would change. I can only get one meal for the rest of the night. You're like, I'll take four things if it means I don't have to stand up. No, what are you talking about?


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[Assistant] They got some bagels in there too though. They got bagels. They got breakfast. They have breakfast stuff too. They don't have breakfast. They open at lunch. They have breakfast. They can do stuff. I mean, look, they can throw something together in the kitchen.


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[Assistant] That's what I mean. That's why Cheesecake Factory is there's so many options you will be. That's your best case. Cause you're only eating those options of Cheesecake Factory. Like they have everything. They have sushi. They have, they have anything that you, so if you get tired of one thing, you just go, I'll get this thing. You can literally go, what do you want tonight? Mexican, Asian, hamburger, pizza, sushi. But are their options good?


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[Assistant] Everything's pretty good. None of it's very healthy.


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[Assistant] I think they have, uh, what, what is that? I think they have like chicken and waffles or something somewhere.


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[Assistant] I know, but you're gonna want like, I mean, dude, you run, he'd run through Panera's menu in 10 seconds. 10 seconds? It's, yeah, look at that. Probably a week.


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[Assistant] I know, I know, but I think this one, I'm saying, I would probably do a lot of the same, but I have, you can completely change it up.


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[Assistant] And I'm sure they end up doing like a internet online service. Curbside. And then if the government's funding it, I'm sure they have, they build a drive in, then they do a drive through and all that stuff.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I have no problem with a guy being, uh, doing like that. It's, but he should be a good person. I wouldn't, I would never.


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[Assistant] I'd make sure the people got whatever, like, you know, but you, I could see.


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[Assistant] If they are like, well, we deserve more. Like you're not working. I'll do whatever, but you're not, if you're not putting in the time, but I would never, I would never take advantage of someone.


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[Assistant] Oh, I can't remember. I thought it was like he commuted to work. Yeah. Donald Trump pardoned him.


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[Assistant] Not at, not at Casey. No, it's in Collinsville. Why would they? That's annoying. They couldn't get it.


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[Assistant] Well, I feel like you're being annoying if you're still calling it that. Like now, if you go, if you go cats up, you're just like, all right. Is it? Well, that's what it originally was called. You're like, I know, but we just, let's not get hung up.


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[Assistant] No. They throw, cause they just throw stuff on us. Cause they say we're dumb. They go, I'll tell you who does it. Alabama, Tennessee. See, they be doing the cats up there.


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[Assistant] Oh really? Yeah. I think I've seen a picture of him, like he's standing outside. Yeah, we've talked about, I think on War Records episode.


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[Assistant] The tallest man on earth, he's, he's like, you're gonna run at me with them bad knees. I know, but you just go.


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[Assistant] Who is he? He goes, this goofy dude. And then you go to your, why don't you say he's the tallest person I've ever seen. Like goofy just.


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[Assistant] No one will ever call him that because he's just the tallest. You would never get past that.


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[Assistant] Well, if we've already established he's tall, how else am I going to describe what's going on, you know, above the neck? But you never make it to that. You only do the tall. No one ever made your eight 11. You know, if you go, he's tall and they go, give me something else. You go, he's tall and that's all you need to know. Cause it's that tall.


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[Assistant] When was that picture taken? Uh, I mean. Scroll to the bottom. I just saw a number. I thought I saw it. Oh, that's his father. Wow.


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[Assistant] What, so he just had something that just never stopped growing?


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[Assistant] I mean, did he grow up, how tall was he when he was like a kid? Like did he, his height? He's always super tall.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but I mean, so he was taller than his father by the age of eight.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but then like then tomorrow he's bigger than you. He's growing that fast. You're like, oh, you goofy. And then tomorrow he's two feet taller. You're like, how fast are you growing?


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[Assistant] Well, I eat 11. He's a foot. He's a foot. Like, I mean, I think he would be like he would, his elbow would be bent. So he was four foot 11 at three years old.


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[Assistant] Oh yeah, there we go. Four foot. Yeah. Four foot 11 at three years old. Wow. He was five three. Okay. So when did he.


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[Assistant] He, so it's six, keep going. That's crazy.


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[Assistant] Uh, go to 10. Uh, Harper's 10 years old. He was six, five. Harper's about to be 11. He was six, 11. She's not close to six, five. I mean, he, he was growing six inches a year.


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[Assistant] That's probably when they go, I think we're onto something. And then, I mean, you might.


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[Assistant] We have just a baby walking at you and then you gotta hold him.


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[Assistant] And you gotta like change his diaper and it's like a gr- adult diaper. Probably very strong.


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[Assistant] He was at nine years old. He was strong enough to carry his, he weighed 180 pounds at nine. Go back. All right. I don't know if he weighs dude.


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[Assistant] 10 years old, 211 pounds. Harper might weigh 30, or I don't know, 60 I guess probably, something like that.


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[Assistant] Pretty big. I mean, 8'3", at 17, so keep going, like, cause he died at 22, I mean that's so brutal. At death he was 11, so he was just gonna keep going.


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[Assistant] That was probably due to his illness. That was the first time he probably fell down. He's like, I feel good. And then.


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[Assistant] Can you add meters? Like, do people say meters? How tall are you? 2.7 meters.


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[Assistant] I know, but I'm saying, is that how they would say it over there? How they go inches.


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[Assistant] Does anybody actually say feet? Yeah. Does anybody go, they go, how tall are you? 2.5 meters. I got you big boy. I think that's are you 0.04 meters.


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[Assistant] Hot dog, fry it, how you gonna hold it? Put a stick in it. Like corn on the cob, I'm sure it is.


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[Assistant] But they're one of them. I tell you what, I love the corn dog.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I love a corn dog. You know what I'd do with it? I'd put, I'd use my fingers.


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[Assistant] Uh, ketchup, m-mustard, uh, I don't know, I do ketchup mayonnaise is what you do. Corn dog. And you, but you put them together and you swirl them together and then you dip it in that. Put a little motor oil on there. A little motor oil. And then you eat the corn dog as you're filling oil in your car.


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[Assistant] Oh yeah. Maybe one finger should just be corndog sticks.


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[Assistant] You just shoot them out. It's ready to go. You go. Liquid wood forms, hardens. Yeah. Yeah.


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[Assistant] That's gotta be your, your pointer. I mean, that's, I mean, you make sunglasses. You would just make sunglasses. It would be so hard though. It takes so long. Yea, you just do them quick. You'd get good at it. You go, they go, take, come on, silverware.


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[Assistant] What I would, I pictured it being a sandwich that you walk in the middle of it and then you just eat.


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[Assistant] Worcestershire is probably the hardest word that I think everybody can say. Worcestershire?


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[Assistant] Worcestershire. But I think it's the, it's the craziest spelling and the weirdest word that the most people can, like if your last name was Worcestershire, you'd be like, okay. But if you met like Ben Worcestershire and you saw it spelled, you'd be like, I can't say that. And you're like, no, it's Worcestershire. You go, oh yeah.


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[Assistant] Worcestershire. That's a British accent. Worcestershire. Worcestershire. I don't trust that man. But I mean like it seems like it's a word, it's a name that's so crazy.


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[Assistant] But it's one that I think everybody can, everybody kind of knows it. We all just kind of came together.


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[Assistant] No, that was three new ways I've never heard before. But that last way is the hardest. I don't know if it's the hardest, you know. I don't know if she knows what easy and hard means.


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[Assistant] If she's like, this one's, she goes, breeze, worst of shire, worst of shirt. She didn't say shire at all, right? Worst of shirt. She's worst of shirt, easy. Don't even think about it. I'm gonna get a little tough.


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[Assistant] All right, you ready for this? Worst to sheer. You go, well ma'am, I'm not, I'm not trying to. I'm not a scientist. I mean, I can't see. I'm not doing altruism.


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[Assistant] It shows you, it shows you on the. It shows you from the seat you're sitting. From the, yeah, like that's the, before you click it, it's like, it shows you the view.


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[Assistant] That's not far from a corndog. No, I wonder what was first. Probably Twinkies first and then corndog.


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[Assistant] I don't like, I don't, I don't like strawberries.


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[Assistant] You know, I know that it's a good fruit and I like it, but I'm not a, I can eat them.


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[Assistant] That's all it ever becomes. I love cherry flavor. I love cherry flavor, but I don't like cherries. Interesting. Cherries are delicious.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I got some stuff happening. Yeah. I told Laura we should do a garden in the back.


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[Assistant] Uh, by William, I mean her. She did not want her to.


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[Assistant] That's why Nashville is such a, cause we are, so we're like so close to.


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[Assistant] Uh, I feel like it could almost, no, it was, uh, I feel like I've heard something crazy. It was a lantern or I don't know. What was it? Old paper mill.


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[Assistant] Cause of power. I almost think I would go back to the cow thing.


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[Assistant] That makes like, they took a lantern out there because they heard something and then they, are they, you know, they had it out there and they left it out there and then they cowlocked it or whatever. But where does that, how does that get, that was in Chicago? It was in Chicago in 1871. So there was like, and it just


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[Assistant] That great Chicago fire, to be honest, could be blamed on the city too. Yeah.


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[Assistant] And I guess a cow in a barn was very close to the city. Yeah.


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[Assistant] But I mean, a hundred thousand people are homeless. I mean, how many people live there? A million? In Chicago?


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[Assistant] Alright, 1870. I'm gonna go ahead and say that.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I mean, it just seems crazy because then how does it go from 1870 to that fire to then 10 years later, you grow by 200,000 people.


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[Assistant] Well, they say when the city rebuilt, it was much better. It became much more metropolis.


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[Assistant] And then you, and then the new wind was still made.


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[Assistant] Was like, then it's like, well, we got all these wood buildings and then they just, they go, look, they just burn the whole thing down. I don't know if I believe it now.


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[Assistant] All right. So yeah, so it was, is there a conspiracy with the Chicago fire? I bet there is.


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[Assistant] There has to be right there. Yeah. Just click that Reddit. Just see this. Uh, well, yeah, don't, we might not be showing this. Yeah, I don't know. Uh,


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[Assistant] I mean, back then they would have believed in that you could have said a witch or something. Yeah.


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[Assistant] This is before you gave me all the information. They go, well there was a pretty active meteor shower going on. But we're still going with the cow and the lamp there.


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[Assistant] But they don't even, do they even know what that is back then? A meteor shower? I think so.


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[Assistant] Cause it doesn't really matter that he's in Chicago. It's not like it's a...


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[Assistant] Alright. Alright. Alright. We did it. Uh, we love you. We love you. And uh, yeah, whenever this comes out, I always remember that. Uh.


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[Assistant] I'm going to. Springfield. Springfield. Oh, this is the, why are you being, I would have done dating. We got Tuesday.


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[Assistant] I think Tuesday's Dayton, then I go Springfield two days. Wednesday, Thursday. I think, and then maybe back to Dayton.


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[Assistant] I do something like that. So, uh, yeaah, we're being Springfield.


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[Assistant] Dayton and then there's some other cities too, that weekend somewhere.


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[Assistant] I got nothing. I'm off too. Oh, not working.


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[Assistant] Oh, so you're working. Yeah. I'm not working.


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[Assistant] You know, these women these days, you can't take them anywhere. It's all about her.


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[Assistant] I opened for Dusty at Goonies in Rochester, Minnesota and there's a bachelorette party there and me and Dusty were outside and this girl came up and she goes, we're here for a bachelorette party. So if you want some intel on the bride and Dusty was like, nah.


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[Assistant] I'm not going to do any of that. But you remember the intel she gave us was her mom owns a skincare company.


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[Assistant] And she has terrible skin. Do you remember this? She was saying like horrifically mean stuff about the bride to be. And we're like, we're not going to touch any. What am I supposed to be like? Look, does your mom own a skincare company? Cause you have pimples all over your face. Like that's what she wanted us to do. And yeah, we didn't.


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[Assistant] I had a weird, I was in California, did the Irvine improv and then the Ontario improv. Thank you to everyone that came out. Great crowds, great times, but.


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[Assistant] So we check out of the Airbnb we stayed at Irvine. I had to check out at 10. And then the show in Ontario is not till 8 PM. So it's one of those days where you're just.


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[Assistant] Literally just like looking for ways to kill time. Yeaah. I mean we drove, we ate, so now we got like six hours to kill before the show. So we went and played, uh, I was with my buddy Joe Kelly who came with us, we played pot pot, let me tell you something dude.


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[Assistant] I'm good at putt putt. I feel like I could take all three of you. I know you're a better putter, but I think there's a lot more variables at play in like mini golf. I'm pretty confident, like a windmill, a ramp, you know, you got to ricochet off stuff. I feel like it's a lot about like heart and I feel like I could take all three of you off.


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[Assistant] I made a few hole in ones, dude. Okay. Yeaah, I felt good about it.


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[Assistant] I mean, that's. Oh, that's what mini golf is. Each hole is a new adventure, dude. You don't know what's going to happen. Okay.


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[Assistant] I did get a ball got eaten. Like a coin in a vending machine. That was pretty disappointing.


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[Assistant] You're lying three. Yeah, but I was, I was like a six or so, but you know.


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[Assistant] No, no, no, no, no, no. Look, we played a couple rounds. That was the first round. I figured it out. I'm just saying I feel much better about that than like putting on an actual green.


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[Assistant] Can't save the show with my actual good material.


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[Assistant] I've just thought of two things. You ever see at a bar they have a sign that says tipping is not a city in China? I don't care for that. I don't like that either.


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[Assistant] But I do like when a server's honest and like, I'll be honest, those aren't very good. Me too.


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[Assistant] What are you looking at? I'm just getting ahead of the comments here.


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[Assistant] I don't know. I think it's short for Mike. Well, didn't they call Dwight Eisenhower Ike? Yea, I guess they did. I don't know. Or is that more to do with the Eisenhower?


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[Assistant] I don't know. He was your president. You voted for him.


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[Assistant] They're probably not as well as they thought it would do, but it's still made, still made over 120 million. But not great though. Yeah. Not, you know, not avatar. Right. Right.


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[Assistant] I say basilisk, but I'm thinking of the Harry Potter term, basilisk. Was that? Here we go.


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[Assistant] Roko's Basilisk is a thought experiment which states that an otherwise benevolent AI in the future would be incentivized to create a virtual reality simulation to torture anyone who knew of its potential existence but did not directly contribute to its advancement or development.


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[Assistant] Well, this just originated from a post on a message board.


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[Assistant] So this is, this is not like,


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[Assistant] This doesn't come from a formal scientific paper or anything.


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[Assistant] Roko, uh, Roko is the thought experiments name derives from the poster of the article, Roko.


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[Assistant] And the Basilisk, a mythical creature capable of destroying enemies with its stare. Which is exactly how the Basilisk works in Harry Potter, by the way. Just so everybody knows.


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[Assistant] They reported users who described symptoms such as nightmares and mental breakdowns upon reading the theory.


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[Assistant] Due to its stip- stipulation that knowing about the theory in its basket has made one vulnerable to the basilisk itself.


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[Assistant] I want the most viscous, like it'd be the easiest to drink. Yeah. What's that? Viscosity. Liquidy. It's like ballistic.


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[Assistant] I think technically it's the least viscous. Either way, viscosity is important. Yeah, it's a little more liquidy, right? Yeah, viscosity is a resistance to flow. Yeah. So a ketchup would be highly viscous. Yes. Because it doesn't want to come out. Yeah, it doesn't work like, yeah, water is not viscous.


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[Assistant] This is a visual depiction of a mythical basilisk.


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[Assistant] This is a great. Okay. Yeah. There are videos on YouTube of a human body being worked on. I figured we'd rather watch the great.


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[Assistant] This is how precise and exact it is. It's, it's, it's taken off the, uh, the skin of a grape.


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[Assistant] With two little claws here, I mean it's that gentle. I do that with my teeth sometimes.


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[Assistant] But I guess if Taylor Smith specializes in robotic surgery, this is happening on a high level already. They're doing this on people.


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[Assistant] This guy's got little things on his fingers and he's, he's in front of a machine doing it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but he's, yeah. I'm betting there are safeguards in place where he can't, he can't slip up and poke you.


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[Assistant] No, I think it's just right here, the list, the advantages of robotic surgery surgery.


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[Assistant] And then the dude from gladiator. Oh yeah, Steve Bush.


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[Assistant] A man living in a futuristic sterile colony begins to question his circumscribed existence when his friend has chosen to go to the island, the last uncontaminated place on earth. Alright, sounds pretty good. It's great. It's good. It's a good log line.


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[Assistant] I mean that would be so annoying. How they put big googly eyes on it. Yeah. Oh.


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[Assistant] I think it can do a lot of things at once. I know at the Walmarts in Arkansas where they have these roaming around, they're cleaning the floor and


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[Assistant] They're scanning inventory at the same time and they're probably videotaping and doing all that kind of stuff.


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[Assistant] But they put googly eyes on it. It's fun. You know, that's how they get you. Put a whole party hat on it.


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[Assistant] It's something you learn and you've heard a lot like red herrings and, uh, false dichotomy.


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[Assistant] But he's saying you're even doing this, Nate. I remember very early on I was, I heard a comic just talking about like,


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[Assistant] How they write jokes and they say, I see something that's ridiculous.


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[Assistant] And then I, to show why that's ridiculous, I just apply that logic to something else, which is a lot of what you do too. I think that's all he's saying there.


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[Assistant] I agree, but you say that there's just a term for what you're doing.


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[Assistant] Yeah, let me finish up one thing. Hold on, hold on, we're working on this. Yeah, that's great.


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[Assistant] Is that real Fiji or fake Fiji this time?


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[Assistant] We've talked about it before. It's, it's, here's the Wikipedia description. It's people with low ability expertise.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yeah. The converse of this is you actually underestimate your ability or knowledge, which means you actually have high ability expertise and experience.


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[Assistant] Yeah. He was, he did some weird stuff, but he's


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[Assistant] All you know is all spiders have eight legs.


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[Assistant] Then if you see a spider you know it has eight legs, but you don't know the converse of that you don't know that everything with eight legs is a spider.


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[Assistant] Eight legs. Now I think it's got eight. Let's take a look at it right here.


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[Assistant] It's got, yeah, so technically that's 10. I mean. Well, you're not counting the Pinterest.


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[Assistant] The pinchers, you can use them and if you fall over, you can balance with them.


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[Assistant] I think they can make inferences about the body based on the shape of it. They can tell whether it was warm blooded or cold blooded based on.


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[Assistant] How compact the body is, that's my guess.


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[Assistant] Here's another logic right here. Dinosaurs are reptiles, though not all reptiles are dinosaurs, obviously.


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[Assistant] I don't know, it's not much of a, it doesn't really affect our day to day life. I don't think it does. I don't think about dinosaurs.


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[Assistant] Wherever dude. Like I mean where are you falling asleep that you jerk like that?


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[Assistant] It's just in my bed. Yeah. We made my heads off to the side a little bit of the bed and I think I'm falling out of a tree.


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[Assistant] You know, I'll jolt back a wing. I got a lot going on. Yeah, yeah. You got the, you got the, uh, what is it? CPAP. CPAP machine. I'm struggling. I'm just trying to run.


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[Assistant] I saw Guster. You guys know the band Guster? Yea. Yea, I saw them. Do you really?


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[Assistant] I saw them, uh, 8th grade drove up to Birmingham with my friend Jimmy Dugan. I remember we saw, we loved Guster back then. How old was Jimmy? He was, we went up with his mom.


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[Assistant] We were two eighth graders and we went up with his mom and saw the band. What's uh, what is it? Guster? Guster. Who are they?


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[Assistant] They've had, they've had a few, not that they're super, super big.


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[Assistant] The drummer plays hand, plays the bongos.


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[Assistant] And I was a drummer and I thought that was fascinating that their drummer just played hand drums.


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[Assistant] Find the instrumental somewhere. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Karaoke version on YouTube.


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[Assistant] And is that free? It's free in simple party concerts. The free shouldn't count, huh?


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[Assistant] It's like Morgan Wallace shouldn't count at Bridgestone. I'm fine with it counting.


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[Assistant] Cause it played as we were leaving the stage, right? Yeah. Yeah. It was a special song for Nick's parents.


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[Assistant] It's a very good guess. Yeah. Is it, it's a, it's a dude? It'll surprise you a little bit, but it is a dude. But it's a guy, it's a guy you've heard of.


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[Assistant] New Year's Eve. I think he's British. Copacabana Beach.


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[Assistant] Well, this is, I had a joke about this was, uh, the only reason I know this cause I had a joke about this. How far back from the stage do you have to be?


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[Assistant] So we're zooming out here. Yeah, three and a half million people.


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[Assistant] You have to do, you have to do samples almost the same way we do like, uh, any kind of polling. How many people are in this area? And then just look at how big and then go apply that to this, you know?


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[Assistant] It's uh, business owners get together and help each other.


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[Assistant] It's a very- I did a show for them not long ago. Oh really? Like a lunch show.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, it looks insane. They're all jumping up on the stage.


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[Assistant] A very small version of that was, uh, almost unrelated, but it reminded me when I was in Lexington a few weeks ago, this woman was sitting in the front.


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[Assistant] She just stepped up. I thought she was stepping towards me for a second. She had to step up and then step right back down. Anyway, they're jumping up on the stage and then jumping off of it made me think of that. Yeah.


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[Assistant] They're still doing this, by the way. This video's been played in real time and they're still going to this.


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[Assistant] Not like an artist at a real concert, but like, I don't know, a house party or something. Oh, okay. Gets out of control. I've helped somebody crowd, sir.


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[Assistant] No, I don't think so. She's not crowdsourcing.


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[Assistant] No, but like by what metric? The best.


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[Assistant] I don't know. Just what people, like the number one rated. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Red rocks. Yeah. Red rocks.


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[Assistant] Sunday bloody Sunday, dude. Yeaah. That's what it's about.


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[Assistant] You know, weather changes. Yeah, weather does change. And you know, I didn't put in Red Rock specifically. I put it in Denver. It's outside of Denver. So who knows what's going on? I think it's going to be great. Yeah.


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[Assistant] So they just banned the whole genre for five years?


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[Assistant] What else were they, what else was going on in the 70s? What did they have? The country was taken over. They did.


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[Assistant] The Autograph Tunnel, Allison Chains, John Mayer, Stevie Nicks, Mumford & Sons, Wiz Khalifa. That's awesome, man.


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[Assistant] Steve, Steve, oh, it was, okay, what was it? Crosby, Stills, Nation Young. David Crosby, Steven Stills, Neil Young. I don't know the other names.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and he was only with him for a little bit.


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[Assistant] Oh really? Steven Stills had a good career, he had some big hits.


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[Assistant] Stills, Buffalo Springfield, you heard of them? That was Steven Stills? No. Also Crosby, The Birds, you heard of them? No. When it came to me, people listen to this music, man. You've heard Buffalo Springfield songs before? Probably, I don't know.


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[Assistant] Oh, is that them? Is that Jefferson airplane?


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[Assistant] Jefferson Starship's a spinoff and then they also go hot tuna once again.


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[Assistant] Elton John's birthday just kind of memorized? Is it? I thought he was going to say it was his birthday.


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[Assistant] Get to be home early. It's all the white stripes last night.


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[Assistant] I do. Yeah. I think the podcast has changed a lot since I was here. You're still in college. That's true. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I thought I was going to get invited for the Kentucky episode.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean I've done a lot of like interviews, like athlete interviews where you just give like little answers. I haven't had a lot of, you know, back and forth like this.


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[Assistant] A little bit more, you know, you kind of have some like, get to know you segments kind of thing on like, Korn Fairey or PGA Tour. So you kind of have some of those questions, but not a lot, no.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I got asked about the Super Bowl at our last event and they were like, what's your favorite thing? And I thought I'd give a pretty like funny answer. They didn't even put it on there. I was talking about like the excitement of gambling on, you know,


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[Assistant] He, you know, I always had a hard time explaining the job. It was a good job. It was like a, you know, paid a lot and it was a competitive job to get, but my dad was like, well, you know,


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[Assistant] It's not about, it's not about like whether they carry it or not, it's about how much they sell to their consumer and there's all kinds of things, dials and switches I can move to help them sell more and he'd still be like,


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[Assistant] Somebody did something to make somebody angry. Yeaah. Interesting. Yeaah. Now, uh, Pringles, that was a whole, we were, you know. You sold Pringles too? Yeaah, I sold Pringles. So you got out of Peanut Butter. No, no, we, I was saying, they were the same company. Same company. I sold Pringles, GF, Duncan,


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[Assistant] Which they probably had it slated at a nine. When they probably thought it was coming in at a nine.


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[Assistant] You had red can original is 80% of the business. Okay. And then you had, uh, um, what we called right crisp. Couldn't call it light. We did call it light. And then they said we couldn't cause it wasn't, it wasn't low fat enough back then. So we had to call it right. Chris was in a silver can. That was usually the number two.


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[Assistant] I mean, it was, it was healthier. It was, it was healthier. Just not enough. Not enough. Not enough. I still think it was a smart choice. I mean, you know, uh, and then the green canned sour cream and onion, that's, that's a solid, solid flavor. And then Cheez-O's.


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[Assistant] Cheezums was probably a number of four, and I'll tell ya, and I lose sleep over it even today, we never got the barbecue product right. We never got our fair share of the barbecue business. We didn't. And that's a big deal and shit.


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[Assistant] I like to say my comedy is like the edgy guy at church kind of thing, right? Where you're like, it's still okay, but you're saying things that other people wouldn't say.


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[Assistant] Yeah, one day I'll clean it up and make my way in there, but yeah, even like a, like a Steve Harvey on Family Feud type of thing where it's a little edgy, but you can.


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[Assistant] A thousand years old or McDonald's. Oldest stuff was new and Europe was still going.


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[Assistant] That's what bullfighters do. They, they, when they, when they, if they escape the bull and then kill it, they cut off its ear and then give it to a girl in the audience that they're into.


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[Assistant] This is simply the tormented soul who cuts off his ear.


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[Assistant] I like this. If I'll do that to myself, what will I do to you? Right. Yeah. Yes.


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[Assistant] I was off last week, but the week before that I went out to corn in California, did a show at a casino.


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[Assistant] And it was great. I did one show, people came, a lot of Nateland people.


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[Assistant] From Sacramento, drove down. It was great. It was awesome.


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[Assistant] Just do a little grounding. Yeah, I loved it out there. Take your shoes off. Yeah, skip some rocks. Did you take your shoes off? Yeah, I did take my shoes off. I touched some trees and yeah, it felt good. Yeah.


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[Assistant] If I'm in Florida and I gotta go for a walk, I'll take my shirt off and walk that whole way.


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[Assistant] It's, it's, I thought it was ice cream. You go in, they have a whole bar set up, and then I picked out my ice cream, they scooped it up, put it in a cone, I sat down to eat it, and it was warm.


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[Assistant] And I was like, this ice cream's warm. And they're like, it's cookie dough.


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[Assistant] And I was like, ugh. I feel like cookie dough's like a thing, like if you're making cookies and you have a little bit of it and you're like, mm, that's good. But not like a...


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[Assistant] Oh wow. This guy ran them out of business. I shamed him all weekend at the Huntsville, uh, club.


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[Assistant] I wonder if he was just messing with you and you were, and you were, instead of confronting him, you just like, I'll, I'll take it.


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[Assistant] Kim just picked up an empty, she had not been eating out of it. She just picked up an empty one and then turned


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[Assistant] Yeah, cause you have a trailer in the trailer park. Yeah. So you rent your lot.


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[Assistant] Well, you know, I think you would move in with the new trailer. I don't ever remember anybody living in an old trailer and then getting a new one.


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[Assistant] If they did, they moved to a different nicer trailer park. Oh, there was like levels of trailer


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[Assistant] Oh yea, my sister, after she moved out, lived in a trailer park with a gate. Wow. Yea.


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[Assistant] And I think there's different levels of that too, right? You know, there's the people who retire by an RV and then there's the people that live in an RV parked on the side of the highway.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean like, like I remember one, my buddy lived in one and he had a laser disc player and my mom worked for a factory that made VHS tapes. So laser disc was a real threat at one point. And I went home telling my mom about these laser discs and she got real mad at me.


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[Assistant] About bragging about this guy's laser desk. And it didn't catch on.


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[Assistant] Yeah, what was a laser disc? It was like a record, but for a movie.


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[Assistant] He's defending half air. Yeah, it's like, you're not, when you buy a bag of chips, you're not like, ooh, I bet these chips are heavy.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you wouldn't buy a can of Pringles and it's half full and they're like, oh, it's the weight chips way more now.


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[Assistant] When? What's the deal with Michael and Michelle being in the same family so often? Yeah. Seems like a weird coincidence. Is it?


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's why I don't believe it. Video, video evidence means nothing to me now. Right.


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[Assistant] So now I just wear a mouth guard all the time? It's like, what if I fall asleep at someone else's house and I don't have my mouth guard? It's like, I gotta put a mouth guard in every night and go to sleep now?


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[Assistant] I feel like your mouth gets used to the mouth guard and then what do you do then when you don't have it?


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[Assistant] That's a great one. You know, I really liked, uh, Donnie Brasco. It's great. It's great. I really like that one.


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[Assistant] There are some, yeaah, I've seen some crazy people, but the, you know, the thing about a mafia movie is like, you're always watching it and like,


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[Assistant] The guy, like the hero or the main characters like doing awful things to people and killing people and beating them and like we're still supposed to be rooting for this guy. That was a whole thing. It's hard for me.


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[Assistant] Like in Goodfellas when Ray Liotta beats that guy nearly to death in the driveway for whatever reason. I mean, it's like, I guess he was like a bad guy, but it was like, all right, too far, too far.


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[Assistant] So like in Goodfellas, Robert De Niro.


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[Assistant] Yeah, also tough to, I don't know, I don't know the situation, but to accidentally run over someone. Yeah. Seems a little...


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[Assistant] I don't know, maybe move in broad daylight so you don't hit kids.


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[Assistant] Uh, it's much easier to mix the one scoop of powder and water once a day than to take a bunch of different things. It's the healthiest thing you can do in under a minute and it costs less than three dollars a day.


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[Assistant] I also get single serving travel packs, so I never have to miss a day when I'm on the road. Every scoop, this is, this is very important.


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[Assistant] He was, he was, he was the Thor character in Adventures in Babysitting. Did you ever see that as a kid?


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[Assistant] I found it to be very boring. American gangster.


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[Assistant] Is there a little light watching came out this year? Oh, wow.


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[Assistant] So if you're looking for something light, easy to watch.


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[Assistant] In the movie The Irishman, it seems like, uhm, who was Al Pacino's character? He was playing the... Jimmy Hoffa. Jimmy Hoffa. And they were like, being like, go ahead and retire. And he was like, we're gonna kill you if you don't retire. And he wouldn't do it.


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[Assistant] Alright, tonight I'll be at Zany's Nashville doing my, my own show there. Uh, it'll be great. And then, uh, on


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[Assistant] Saturday I'll be in Petrosky, Michigan or Bay Harbor in case I'm pronouncing that wrong.


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[Assistant] I wonder, yeah, the old course. Oh, it's called the old course.