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[Assistant] I have not played that much. I have played, but I haven't, I definitely haven't played with you guys. And that's something I really would like to do. So I'm looking forward to, you know, where it used to be when you guys used to get together and play.


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[Assistant] Did I play that night? Yes. Did I start playing at 9? Yes. Did he text me at 10.15 and I didn't see it? I did. Yes.


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[Assistant] But I did play for a couple hours that night. It was the most I had actually played in one shot.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I'm trying to deflect. Is it working?


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[Assistant] That'll be one of the things. That's great. That's the kind of stuff that, that stupid fun things that can make these games. And seriously, don't take yourself too seriously. You're like, I would've won, man.


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[Assistant] Uh, during the pandemic, there was this, you know, I guess this old guy on, you know, it's, let's just say it's either Main Street or Ocean Avenue, like one of the main, main throughways through like this pretty small town that I grew up in.


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[Assistant] But the guy just started to, uh, during the pandemic, he just said, fuck it. And he went out there with a mic and his little, uh, thing and he would be singing songs and then people would come by and they'd watch them and it became like a thing during the pandemic.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I did it at Walmart. My kid was actually saying she saw somebody in front and there was, you know, obviously in need and, uh, she's like, let's get him a Christmas present.


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[Assistant] And let's get him some food and let's do this or that. So I was like, alright, we'll get him some food and we, you know, got him a little something. But when we gave it to him, like he was freaking shit faced. Yeah. And you know, it's just kind of like look, open his eyes and it's just like, and I don't care. That's fine. I'll give you some food, you know, cause you'll wake up sober and you need some freaking food anyway.


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[Assistant] But like, accordion is like art. You know? It's like, I mean, there's a lot of it. I mean, that's at least a very interesting, fast-paced, could-do-a-lot type of instrument instead of other things. A lot of skill.


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[Assistant] No, I understand, well I know, but comparing bells to something, that could be a lot more, I mean, at least to me, entertaining as a live,


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[Assistant] And be that big. Be worldwide big to the point where when they go somewhere, there are, if


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[Assistant] Yeah, they're going towards music that's actually produced by playing instruments.


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[Assistant] Alright, perfect. And then that's, and that's also hopefully gonna be coming up for sale soon. So yeah, I'll see.


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[Assistant] Cause that's happening right around now. Yea it is. And you know what? By the time we come back after this one, it's gonna be, yea, next year.


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[Assistant] Alright, good. We love you. Thank you for this year and we'll see you next year. Yes you will. Love you guys. Bye bye.


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[Assistant] Yeah, cause what we would have liked to do is have what, three or four episodes, at least three in the can, like, okay, they're ready to go, and then we can put them out maybe once a week every two weeks, but then it's like,


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's like, man, in order to kinda stay topical because news about this game is moving so fast.


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[Assistant] But yea, now we're, uh, we're working on episode 2 and 3. Start to get art working together. You're comping 2, I'm doing art for 3, so they're moving along.


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[Assistant] Also, it's kind of rebuilding our pipeline. Like, the factory was shut down a while back, and so, you know, all employees scattered and left, and so now we gotta rebuild the factory. That's right. So that's kind of the issue we're dealing with too, but I think...


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[Assistant] We're trying to get another animator on board because Anthony used to help us out with animation, but he's working on some Sea Thieves right now. Uhm, and we're getting an extra person to help with lip sync. So once we kind of rebuild a team, we have a good solid team and we have a pipeline established.


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[Assistant] I'm hoping we can put them out a lot quicker. Yep. And also, like Nib said, yeaah, some of the, uh, the characters being created and done, we can just pull them in, they're puppets and rigs, and they're ready to go.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you know what, I'm not gonna be as rhetorical as some people, like, you know, there's this thing out there where it becomes like, cool to hate. Yeah, for sure. In a crazy rhetorical way, like, this is the worst fucking game ever made. It's not. Yeah. It's fine. It's, it's, it does have some features that, like,


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[Assistant] I would expect in a Battlefield game that it doesn't have, where you just go like, damn they had three years to work on this, like what the hell were they doing? Right. Like it does seem some shit went on behind the scenes and they really didn't pull it together. And I understand why people were upset, like they sold it to us, cause the marketing and everything, it's nothing about fucking specialist and bullshit and the marketing. Right. It's just like, this looks like a Battlefield game, and it comes out and you're like, what is all this? It's like okay, there's...


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[Assistant] They're not, they're not gonna lose either way. They're making a ton of money. Yeaah. I mean, in Battlefield, it doesn't even like, you know, if you look at their budget and like the revenue they expect, I think Battlefield is such a small portion. They're making all that sucker money. Yeaah, exactly. They're like, haha, you already bought it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but I hope DICE does listen to people, like, uh, my, my fantasy battlefield is, like, especially with character creation, like, get rid of these damn characters. We don't need characters in a battlefield game. Fucking dumb. Yeah, just, or, or if you have a character, make it a character I can create at the beginning, it's like, let me choose,


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[Assistant] Yeah, and it's also, if, if you're gonna try to do a story, like, what's the, I mean, there's stories like, these countries are fighting, but they're using these non-patriotic


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[Assistant] uh, mercenaries to fight their wars, but now you're just on a battlefield full of clones.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I was like, oh, that's the Russian team. They're wearing red or, you know, that's this team. They're wearing blue.


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[Assistant] Yeah, something on there, but now it's like, okay, that looks like the same character that's fighting on my team, but all she has is like a red glowy light on her vest.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Right. Doesn't make any damn sense. Anyway. If you wanted to commit to the characters, then you should have done this. Like, okay, this is the Russian characters. This is, this is this side's characters.


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[Assistant] And done it that way. Right, right. You were going to do it. That makes a lot of sense. Makes it very different, right? This is these classes for this, this branch. This is these classes for this brand. You know, eh, do it that way. Like commit to it if you're really gonna do it. This just feels half-assed. Dammit, dammit. Yeah.


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[Assistant] That'll be it, yeaah. Well I saw JackFrags do a video on it.


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[Assistant] And it's just like, yeaah, it's this tiny little indie game, uhm, but they have so many features in there where you go, man, that would be great in a real battlefield game.


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[Assistant] I don't know. I know you can drive vehicles. I haven't seen any planes though, so that might not be in it. But what I did, the best feature, uhm, I played as a, I jumped in for a little bit and just played as a medic and it was like the best because you can, if someone goes down, uhm, there's like a prompt on the middle mouse button that says, call and say, hey, I'm coming to get you.


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[Assistant] So you can look at a guy that's on the ground, hit the button, say, Hey, I'm coming to get you. And that means that you just wait, don't respond.


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[Assistant] That Artie love, uhm, and then once you get to him, you can pick him up and drag him.


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[Assistant] So you can drag your friend behind cover and then revive him.


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[Assistant] But yea, it's one of those things that's so, it, it just immediately was so immersive and I had way more fun playing a medic in that game than any trying to be a medic in 2042. No one plays medic in 2042.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it was like a big VIA. Like the AC-30 or something? Yeah, I think it was the AC-30. This big vehicle, big plane would go overhead, just lay down fire. Cause they had it.


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[Assistant] It's one of those ones that makes those infantry guys cry.


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[Assistant] I've done- I've done a little bit, yeah. Just made me fantasize though about, like, you know how Google Docs work where, you know, everybody can be logged into a document and altering it at the same time.


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[Assistant] Man, how cool it would be if After Effects worked like that. I mean, the way we do it now is not-


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[Assistant] I just want to do the fun part and then not have to do the not fun part.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that is too bad. Cause yeah, I'm with Neville and that's one of my favorite things. It's like, mmmm, a good meal.


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[Assistant] You said one less, one less thing to think about is like, yeah. Why do you think if we were just.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, no, I love sleep too. When you hit the pillow at night.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that too. See, that makes, yeah, that'd be my, like, that'd be what I'd do is find a lazy river, man.


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[Assistant] Kittens? Man, just hanging out with like five kittens floating with them.


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[Assistant] Yeah, there's a good chunk of visual glitches I noticed too. I think when I turned around sometimes some blocks would just disappear. Yeah, yeah.


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[Assistant] But it's fun, it's adding a lot more, uh, challenge. I noticed even gathering resources at first was very, like, you don't gather a lot of resources. Um, but as I was doing it, it's like, your wood chopping ability, uh, gained a level. So I like that, it's like, whatever you're doing, like, that's progressing, like, how good you are at that thing you're doing.


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[Assistant] Which is good, like to me, that's my favorite part of seven days is when you're struggling to survive. For sure. You're just set up, and yeah, it's just...


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[Assistant] Yeah, there you go. You're serious about the zombie thing in this mod, huh? Yep. You know, usually, uhm, just the way we record, you know, like, uh, right, you know, there's two groups. So one group will do a scene, and the other group will do a scene, and a lot of the times, the group that's not doing the scene, you can kind of relax and chill. Harvest.


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[Assistant] Every alpha looks better and better. That's what's impressive the most about that game is the dev team. Like, they just keep going. Yeaah. Cause it's been out, I think it came out what, 2015? It was something ridiculous. Yeaah, I think it was. Yeaah, 2015, and they just keep putting their stuff in. They keep evolving the game, and like, you gotta appreciate that.


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[Assistant] They don't have the updates. No, no. No, yeah, that's the thing. I think it costs money, uhm, to update on Xbox and Sony's platforms. So they don't do it as much. They're like, they hold back until there's a really big update that's gonna happen. Or maybe until the game's done. There's still an alpha.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, nowadays, but yeah, it's like, yeah, they're still saying this is Alpha 22. Like, Jesus Christ, really?


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[Assistant] I bet there's gonna be like, bandit camps. Probably, yeaah. You know, that might be a new mission when you go talk to the traitors. Like, man, we got this gang of bandits that's not leaving this town alone. We need somebody to go take the bandits out.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Oh, and we saw a cow. Right. Yeah, there's damn animals in the game. There's way more, uh, way more in regards to farming. I think there's tomatoes, tomato plants. I think I got oranges off a tree.


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[Assistant] I feel the loot's better though, like that's how they compensated for it. I feel like we found a grill and a cooking pot really quick.


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[Assistant] But yeaah, we're looking at another game, we're starting to play Sea of Thieves.


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[Assistant] Yeah, no shit. You did two each session? Two each session. Yeah, these sessions are long because yeah, you're playing through these missions and these missions can be two hours. Yep.


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[Assistant] And that's another thing, yeaah, when that game came out, that game got shit on. Big time. Cause everybody was like, there's not enough features here, all you do is sail around and get treasure and bring it back. Say what? There weren't though. No, there weren't, yeaah. No, I agree.


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[Assistant] Exactly, that's another one of those, like yeaah, they just keep adding stuff to it. It's like now, and now it's a really good game.


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, it looks, it feels like, yeah, it feels like you're in a ship, you're on the water, you're working together to put the sails towards the wind. Yeah. It's a wonderful game. They, they killed it with it, with it. I'm glad they're, they're still killing it. They're still working on the shit. And they have pets, I bought a cat.


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[Assistant] Dice got their own problems. Yeaah. We love em.


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[Assistant] Oh yea, that's true. I forgot who said it, but it's like yea, they go to ImRight.com. I thought that was a fun...


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[Assistant] I think it was Bill Burr that said this, like, yeah he fucking is, go to I'm right dot com.


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[Assistant] I like Bill Burr. He's in Star Wars. He sure is man, what a...


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[Assistant] It's weird to have that thought process of like, I don't like your opinion, so I think you should lose your job and career.


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[Assistant] I think most people are pretty chill.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and now too, like now I'm like, yeah, I don't want to be next to you. It's weird how it's all different. Stay over there. Yeah. Comment down on comments though. You got some comments huh? Happy New Year everyone. I do. Happy New Year to everyone. This is the first official podcast of the year since the first one.


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[Assistant] Was done, you know, pre end of year. It was fake. It was all fake. Nibs, you're real quiet over there.


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[Assistant] Listen, listen, we're not giving away free plugs, it's a podcast. Sponsors pay here!


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[Assistant] We will, but this is, uh, from, uh, one of the Bumsim videos. I don't know which one, cause I kind of went to a few different places today, but I, Akila.


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[Assistant] Aquila, uh, from the Bump Simulator says, this is one, if not the most interesting ideas for a survival game I've ever seen. I wouldn't mind seeing more of it. But it really is like, cause you, you really did enjoy it. Oh yea, I was digging on it.


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[Assistant] And congratulations. Yep. That's awesome. Cause you know what? People are the even, they don't.


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[Assistant] But that's more realistic and depressing, where this, like, I don't wanna have, like, oh look, you've earned crying. Like you-


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[Assistant] Uh, Lan Makoto says, uh, more please and keep Absar on the controls. He's so damn happy.


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[Assistant] Uh, being a bum, that's great. And then below, it says, agreed having Simon, uh, they are giving bum wisdom. Uh, is his, his, and his ear is perfect. And then Willow says, we need more. And uh, Butcher, Ben says, uh, yes, new series, please make it happen very nice.


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[Assistant] What I, what made me, like, I, I first clicked on the top comment, and I'm like, oh look, there's four replies, there's 566 thumbs up. And that was the first time I saw, you know, this basically, like the first comment on a lot of our threads, uh, is like, for like sex.


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[Assistant] Whatever, some other language. And it has the most likes? Uh, and it's doing that on, it's, no, that doesn't have the most likes. It's a comment on one of the comments. Oh, the top comments, gotcha. And it's the, yeah, so it's, it's got facts. They're going into the top comments, yeah. So, I would see, that's why I saved this. I'm like, why did I save it? Oh yeah, cause I kept on running across it. Thanks.


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[Assistant] Funny, funniest fuck in a game. And then Toomy's like, so exploding pigeons of death is a real thing? And then Chaos Knight says, none of my experience.


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[Assistant] My sister-in-law is really, really scared of birds and she has had many. I've never had a bird encounter that would seem like a bird's attack. I've had, like, she's had several.


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[Assistant] I personally can't get out of there in less than an hour, cause I'm trying to find 10 ingredients I need for a recipe that I'm hoping doesn't suck.


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[Assistant] Uhm, oh, so this was, uh, this comment, I believe, was just on, like, the best of 2021. Okay, yeah. So, Chris James says, I first got into Niebz Gaming when I was going through a really hard time in my life. The only thing I had was an Obama phone and a bag of clothes a few years later.


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[Assistant] I'm able to drive to work, then drive back to my apartment at the end of the day and watch Neebs. I owe a great deal of my mental health to you guys.


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[Assistant] And that's so nice. And then I have a bunch of these comments underneath. Let me see if I should read them. I think I should.


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[Assistant] Uh, Sam Robertson says Obama phone, left my ass off. Uh, Steve Hood says likewise mate, their insanity keeps me, uh, sane, glad you're doing better. And GMax says, oh,


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[Assistant] What's crazy is these guys have helped so many people and have no idea the effect that they can have on someone just playing games. A lot of people who are alone or don't have time to socialize feel a strong connection with them like they are friends you have known for a long time, myself included.


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[Assistant] And cheers to you all, and we do have an idea, I think, cause it makes our freakin' day to hear stuff like that.


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[Assistant] Awesome. Like, who knew that my


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[Assistant] So. We got a well-rounded crazy bubble. Yea, we do. Uh, so I went to one of the Deep Rock videos, probably, probably the last of, uh, of its kind. There were three of them.


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[Assistant] And, uh, bad opinion right there says, this game is such a breath of fresh air. I love the atmosphere and the vibe. It reminds me of some of the aliens books and comics. Yeah. Yeah. And that is why we decided to, I think, even play it the third time, even though we weren't sure if it'd work, because it's just fun. It is fun.


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[Assistant] I got those removed. I was able to do that as I guess a second party thing, but was asking me when I wanted to report them was a whole other thing. And so I just removed them.


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[Assistant] Maybe it'll come up in highlights so you can check, like, oh that sex is good, that sex is bad. Mmhm. Gamerfighter says, man, I hope you guys keep this little gem of a series going. No, sorry.


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[Assistant] I like seeing the whole process of collecting all those raw materials in subterranean environment while swarms of ravenous creatures go at you plus Simon being a badass doesn't hurt either. Uh, you know what, I just liked him calling me a badass at the end, so that's why I picked that comment. You can't help it. You can't fucking help it. There's a lot of comments and, you know, whichever.


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[Assistant] Hobo Darkness says this game looks mega cool. Would be interesting to see something like this in VR.


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[Assistant] And, but that would, this would be the VR game I wouldn't be able to play cause I could see myself launching myself away cause the scares are real. In which one? In VR, like, I would be like wanting to run and hit the walls. Deep Rock. Be a good VR game.


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[Assistant] Uh, that was a question I wanted to ask and I sort of forgotten, did you?


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[Assistant] Very nice. So another comment from Janee, Janee Ray? Yeah. Creneldeen? Creneldeen.


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[Assistant] And I defend homeschool children anyway. Hey, you know, they have more time to watch Harry Potter. Oh, exactly. It's probably a big time and where you're at. Uh, so it's January January says I've been watched so many of this channel's videos after discovering it less than a week ago.


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[Assistant] I feel like I struck gold. I'm a console gamer, but luckily the majority of games you guys play are available on console. I'm excited about Nightingale coming out in the future. Hopefully you guys will play that. And I watched the trailer.


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[Assistant] I didn't remember how said to me, but like, uh, you know, the, the people seem like they were maybe steampunkish or like period, something like that. Cause like the main lady in it looks like she's from like 18, you know, something that, yeah, I remember seeing.


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[Assistant] Yes. The world looks intriguing. It is a survival building thing. And there's not just, there is a building in that, that you, I, hopefully it's not CG. I don't know why they do that in CG. CG. What do you mean?


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[Assistant] An expert base building stranded deep. Oh yeaah, alright.


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[Assistant] John Brennan really loves you guys. Says, this episode landed perfectly. The dynamic between Neebs and Absro, the jokes, literally everything landed right on point. This episode solidified this series as one of the best and there's still so much more potential. This guy wants to rub up against you guys. As he should. Rubbly nubbly.


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[Assistant] Yes it does. And you know what, if you leave it out, if you want to go ahead and degrade it if you want, just a little bit.


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[Assistant] Wet wood. Uh, so Big John Wet Stud says... Speaking of... Big John Stud, he was a wrestler, right? Yeaah. Yeaah. He had golden fluffy hair, didn't he? I don't know. Big hairy chest. Don't look at me. I think he did. I have a big, burly chest. I want to bury my head in.


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[Assistant] Uhm, says all the gameplay I've seen of this game, playing this game myself, I've never been more entertained by this game, till y'all made a show with it. Never forget Neve's favorite long log, and that's what got me on this, cause I wanted to ask you, what the hell is he talking about?


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[Assistant] Next time, go in the bathroom, eat your chocolate, and fucking cry. Just like Simon. Just like I do. That's just like every self-respecting man. Don't flush the meat down the toilet. Ebony Foster says, God, I love Aida's editing. Keep up the good work. That's all strange and deep.


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[Assistant] Well, it's not gonna, uh, you know what? Maybe I should make sure if I bring my, if I bring her back in to have her draw on it on the outside. She deserves money, man. She does deserve money. Like she, this is...


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[Assistant] I didn't even know about this until literally like last week.


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[Assistant] So this comment is a long comment with some comments about the comment. This is an advice thing you guys may or may not know, but it seemed like these people were like, yes, God, I hope they see this.


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[Assistant] Baffo. You can tell by the name like that. Legit.


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[Assistant] Not sure when or if they will see this, but you can increase your carrying capacity by building racks for your shipping containers directly on your raft.


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[Assistant] I was going through the Among Us supercut that was put out. So this is, ends up turning into like kind of like a shameless club for people to going and, uh, and maybe seeing it already, but it's a lot of people have been watching it. So I'm reading the comments and a lot of the comments are like, well, you know, I, I don't know what they're talking about. I don't know what they're talking about. And then I'm seeing a lot of people sharing the, you know, the timestamp.


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[Assistant] So I start clicking on these time stamps and laughing and I'm like, I'm just gonna, you know, read the comment that has the time stamps and then I'm gonna click it and then have you guys watch the little short thing and then we'll talk about it. I mean, why not? It's a little thing.


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[Assistant] Okay, so, and I just, but the first one, Jared Forrest is like, 210.07 is my favorite game of y'all all the way through. I loved how everyone was shifting their vote then up to no one voting.


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[Assistant] So when I clicked on this one to cue it up, I'm like, I don't know if this one's so, but it's the first one, so you'll watch it, okay?


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[Assistant] In this one here, there was a, there was a long span of, uh, you know, you, you Neebs was like, Hey, Absarov, look at me while I'm doing this task.


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[Assistant] Oh, here we go. What? One of the comments, yeah, one of the comments was, uh, like, apparently you, whenever you're really accusatory towards Neebs, usually you're the one. That's one of the tales for you, Thicke. Oh wow, I didn't know that. I don't know either, but I was totally believing that.


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[Assistant] All the time. Dine and dash. One time two years ago. Dunster dive. All the time. And I, and I came, I came back. I didn't succeed, it's not a dine and dash if I ended up paying eventually. No, we paid it. We paid it for you. Did you? Oh yea, you did. Yea, yea, yea. But I paid you back probably. Probably didn't.


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[Assistant] Uh, so Shepard, Shepard is the next commenter and says, 12904, this is the part where I almost flipped with my chair by laugh.


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[Assistant] I hope that Dora, how you doing on task, Astora? Pretty good.


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[Assistant] Alright. Oh, son of a bitch, I just saw Neebs. Oh, really? Yeah, when you killed him? No, I didn't kill him, but you're being really accusatory, which makes you kind of fish.


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[Assistant] Oh, I don't think I'm obvious, and I think Dora, you know how to tell my tells. Ugh, smell that pink fish.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it adds a completely other, like, there was a comment saying that yeah, it adds a whole other element to it, which is fun. It makes you need to act more. It worked for us. You get to be able to bullshit while you're talking. For sure.


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[Assistant] You're welcome, I was hoping actually I did this with you and mine in particular. Wow. You're so handsome.


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[Assistant] Now I feel like I'm under the best because I can't remember one president I've gotten right now.


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[Assistant] I, uh, I remembered a couple things that I got.


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[Assistant] There you go. What'd you get? What'd you get? What'd you get? What's Sam bring? One was, well I can't really, you know what, the details. I got a computer chair but I don't have the details on it because I'm waiting to open it. But I did get that which was nice and actual. Like a gaming chair?


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[Assistant] Yeah, kind of sorta ish, you know, it's just like, oh, that was really nice. Cause I have like a, literally a trash chair in my house. Okay. You know, it's nice looking trash chair, but it happens to be a trash chair. So, uh, so that's cool. But what I did get, and I'm embarrassed that I didn't take any pictures over to share.


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[Assistant] Like a picture at least on fucking Twitter or something, cause I do sandwich stuff, but I got-


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[Assistant] The Gothamist, prosciutto and burrata sandwich kit, uh, four pack. And I guess it's from this place in, uhm,


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[Assistant] They overnight it to you. Now you've got, you know, and honestly, this thing, four sandwiches. I'll take one. Easily made. No, they're already gone and made. They were, but I would order it.


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[Assistant] And, uh, like, um, a tomato paste spread on one side and then a pesto spread on the bottom. Yeah. And let me tell you, it was not this, not a sandwich I'd normally get, but very, very interesting flavors and very good. And I'm looking forward to ordering more from this freaking website. Toss that in the air fryer. That'd have been fun. Yeah, that would have been good. What happens with that?


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[Assistant] So wait, okay, so, uh, New Years.


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[Assistant] Like was there, did you guys happen to do anything special on New Year's?


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[Assistant] But that's fine. Yeah, I mean, well, was it unpleasant or did you get away from the noise? Mine wasn't fun either.


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[Assistant] I'm sorry, that's a bummer. Happy New Year! Happy New Year! I, uh, I, a couple of days before... Oh, we just went ahead and skipped the... You know what? We're doing a circle thing. No, not you. No, no, we are.


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[Assistant] So, back to my, couple days before New Years, my mom was in Charleston with my brother and my cousin was there.


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[Assistant] And I hadn't seen her in a while with her husband or whatever. So I was like, all right, I'm going to drive down, pick up my mom. Cause she needed a ride. She wanted to get back home. She didn't want to be there for new years. They were going to be spending new years in Charleston.


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[Assistant] Plus I'll take a drive down with my daughter and we'll go and we'll pick up my mother. I'll say hello to my cousins, uh, you know, my cousin and whatever. And then we ended up, said, we are what the hell, we'll stay the night.


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[Assistant] My cousins got COVID and I'm like, ah, wonderful. So me and the little one were, it was just us. So we just, we hung out and it was nice. New years was nice, but I was not expecting it to just be hanging out separate from everybody, but it was a good time and we did stay up late.


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[Assistant] Okay, let's start with Battlefield. Listen.


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[Assistant] I'm not a real serious gamer, okay? What? I'm a little casual. Right. Now you all think I'm a, like, I got a jersey and everything.


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[Assistant] But, uh, I have never, I've seen broken stuff. I've seen people with parachutes. I can't tell if hip marker's good cause I usually miss anyway. It's been fixed. Alright, that's working now? That's a big problem to get fixed. Maybe the conversation's changing? I don't know. I've never hated it. I've liked it since the beginning.


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[Assistant] So much that I go, and it's hard to even hear anything. So we don't want to re-re-argue some of this stuff, but for me personally, I saw the bugs, didn't care, knew it was going to be fixed, I have fun every time I jump in, Adahop loves it. Yeah, you think? Adahop!


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[Assistant] Yeah, we've had, the biggest problem I've had is us getting together sometimes.


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[Assistant] But like even then, like we, in the old battlefield, you could just join someone, even if you're not in their squad. Like you can't do that now, can you? No. If you had a full squad, I can't just join you and be...


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[Assistant] Uhm, depends on the week. I haven't played any this week, but like a couple weeks ago I played a couple nights.


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[Assistant] So you're comparing it to like Warzone or something else you're used to moving faster and the gameplay being, the gunplay being a little tighter?


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[Assistant] I guess, I guess there's times I've been playing as like, you know what, I'm just getting shot to death, why bother. And I just go to a different part of the map, and it's almost like being on a different server. It is. It's true. You just go to a different objective, yea.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I'd like to pitch, uh, maybe there's a better way to do Christmas. Is everybody up for maybe a new Christmas?


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[Assistant] I think Christmas should be a month, not a day. Kinda like spring break.


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[Assistant] No, it means people get to choose. You know how a spring break works? It's like this college has their spring break the first month of whatever, and then this one. So you have these kind of staggered Christmases, so you don't have the airports and the stores just crammed all at the same time. Yeah. We all agree? It's going to take some work, because there's the


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[Assistant] I had to park behind the grocery store yesterday. Behind it. Could you imagine that? Could you even imagine that? Where the trucks go!


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[Assistant] Yeah. I went down every aisle, completely packed. Oh my goodness. No, this week is the worst.


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[Assistant] This starts with one person, just one family going, you know what, we're getting together first week of December.


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[Assistant] Oh boy. If you get a dozen games, that's 12 years of presence. Yeah, that's true. That's pretty much how they look at it. Good idea. You just got pitfall. This year I got Contra.


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[Assistant] Oh yea, fuck a fellow. You see it but you don't get it. Well, you get to pick one. And then next year you get to pick another one?


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[Assistant] And I couldn't do it. Like, my left hand doing the butt instead of my right hand. I was like, oh, this is weird. I had to turn the shirt upside down.


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[Assistant] You would notice. You've got stubby clumsy fingers.


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[Assistant] And you said you did or didn't know? I did not. No! More people here!


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[Assistant] I was wondering today when I came in, I wonder if, am I gonna get through the day without Dorales bringing up an air fry?


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[Assistant] There's just no kit, it's like a studio thing. Okay, okay.


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[Assistant] On a little cone shaped wafer. Imagine that.


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[Assistant] When you hear about people that were discovering that microwaves can cook things, you're just like, what? You were reaching your hand in there and your candy bar melted? Like, what do you think that did to you?


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[Assistant] She wouldn't like it. No, you wouldn't think, no. Cause I've been, I think I was at your parents place. I'm like, what are these buttons doing?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think I saw it. It's like you're gonna launch a fuckin' rocket. They got it from the TARDIS. Yeah.


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[Assistant] They used lines from the movie to like, respond to things. Exactly. Like it was over budget and then like, Wilfrid would be like, whaaat?


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[Assistant] What the fuck are you doing, Dr. Strange? I'm trying to watch Power of the Dog, which is Benedict Cumberbatch. It's on Netflix.


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[Assistant] What's the name of the show? Power of the Dog. What kind of film? He's like a rancher or something, him and all the boys, and he's kind of a jerk. Did you say Howard the Dog?


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[Assistant] Man, I feel like it's going somewhere, but I just don't know if I can wait. Too many good things out there.


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[Assistant] This is what's kind of become tradition, is we just did socks randomly years ago.


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[Assistant] And, uh, they were just whatever. I think the people that made the socks originally just came up with a design. I'm like, yeah, that's cool. And then it kind of evolved to using a local company, uh, Freakers, which those guys are great. They're right here in our hometown. And, um,


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[Assistant] I started trying to incorporate things from the year. So they're kinda like a yearbook.


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[Assistant] For us, like a year-end sucks. They started having icons of the games we played that year. Right. Or like last year we hit two million, like there was a two million there. This year I think had like Valheim and the Wyvern King and the Nieb's tribe kind of stuff. So uhm. We should have had like a, when did we get hacked?


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[Assistant] Maybe we'll get some. They're great little, uh, stocking stoppers. Yeah. Yeah, thanks everybody at the bottom. Yeah. Yeah, thank you. They're good. They're good socks. Fuck yeah, they're good socks. We had a damn.


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[Assistant] That you can get inside. Life size. Yeaah. It has a slit in the belly. I bet they've already done that. You could walk around if you wanted. I like it. Yeaah. Sure, you could wear it, or you could just get in there and watch a movie. It'd be a bed.


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[Assistant] They make rings. They make rings out of people.


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[Assistant] You ever see those travel shows? I forget which country. They just have like their bodies just on a cliff or in a cave somewhere. They just go visit them every now and then.


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[Assistant] Have y'all seen the, uh, country that does the real elaborate caskets, like, like cartoony? No. No. Like this guy loved hot dogs, so he's got a hot dog casket. And it's like, it's not like a, like a funny gimmick thing. The whole country does it. Really? Oh man.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think I saw it on that Conan, Conan Without Borders or wherever it is, where he's traveling around. I think he had one made of him. It was like a big redhead of guy he could get into.


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[Assistant] That movie Anthony showed us the trailer for looked pretty good, with Nicolas Cage.


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[Assistant] It's true. It's true. Uh, I think they, uh,


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[Assistant] Nick Cage gets an offer to, like, get paid a million dollars to go to a birthday party. Or something. He's like, aw man, come on.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we hardly ever get all of us together. She was like two or three. You finally got around seeing the Wonder Woman, which I saw without you.


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[Assistant] Secret Life of Walter Mitty is a great movie. Yea, it is a very good movie.


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[Assistant] Listen, I'll uh, I forget the name of the company, but it's kind of like, they make rings too. It's a little bit stretchy and it just like, clamps. Bungie? I forget. No, not a bungee cord. I don't know, I've seen commercials for them.


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[Assistant] Brilliant marketing ideas. No, this is just for us. It's just for us. Ours. Ours. Ours alone. Okay, let me go to the movies. Yeah, there you go.


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[Assistant] Like, no, we're just here to watch Spider-Man. Sit in front of some family with our giant hats.


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[Assistant] You better be getting a belt. Man, I'm starting to wonder now. Yea, I think I asked for it. Okay.


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[Assistant] Because you don't want to die from an animal.


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[Assistant] What do you guys think? And out there in the comments, I mean, any suggestions on a game that might work in that we've not talked about or haven't maybe even played?


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[Assistant] Quit me begging you slut. Yeaah. Some do it well.


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[Assistant] Old Jack frags, and man, I miss seeing all these friends of ours, like we used to see him. I feel like it was every week. Yeah.


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[Assistant] But uh, Jack, I like at the end of his, he says, you know, like if you like it, hit dislike if you didn't. He says that every time. Just to remind you, you can dislike it too, it's okay.


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[Assistant] You know the blue, what is it, is it called blue? The dog food? Yea. They've got like these little dark little pellets that are supposed to be the healthy pellets.


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[Assistant] That, uh, the whole, that episode just kinda loosely reminded me of one of my favorite SpongeBob episodes where SpongeBob's trying to give Gary a bath.


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[Assistant] I've got a DVD of the uhm, I think it's, there's 10 episodes, but like from the first couple of seasons and almost every one is pretty great. So I might have to hand that to you.


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[Assistant] That's your review? I think. Good. Horrible Bosses 2 is better than 1 as well.


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[Assistant] Yeah, she was the cat. Yep. She's kind of a weak actress.


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[Assistant] Isn't that great? Yeah. Cause you're a classic car? I'm a classic car.


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[Assistant] There was something, uh, I didn't want you to forget it, Neebs. There was a, a fun thing with Simon. We were talking about, uhm, one of our sponsors earlier and how comfortable. Oh my gosh.


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[Assistant] And you'll get a single pair of underwear next year. I only have one pair of underwear myself. I don't know, we don't know.


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[Assistant] Oh my goodness. So that brought up a topic of uhm, you've got undies and you've got, what, like, pajama pants?


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[Assistant] Okay. If you're wearing pants, to me that's, you're like in, you're in bed, you're wearing sheets. So. I like wearing my sheets. They're comfortable. I go outside in the front and wear my sheets.


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[Assistant] Now you've got some other betting stuff like, didn't you get, didn't you get good pillows and sheets and shit?


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[Assistant] My white noise machine is nothing but fans in there, so it's like real white noise, it's not like an artificial, uhm, you know. Right. Whatever. And I've got two of them, I bring one with me whenever I travel.


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[Assistant] Love that. And my favorite bird sound will always be the loon.


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[Assistant] Not peacocks. Not the cockatoo. Man, I tell you, when you first hear peacock, first time, that is a wake up call. Kenya, can you give me an impression?


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[Assistant] Okay, uhm, let's see. I'm trying to memory. Oh wait, absolutely. Let's see, this one might be it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I can't. Did it once. Can't remember the last time. I didn't remember dreams waking up.


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[Assistant] Like every night. And then it's always that, it's that later, like when you wake up in the morning, go back to sleep for a couple hours, cause I sleep in kinda later, you know. That's when those...


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[Assistant] I, I can- In that period of time? And there were times, there's times when you go to the bathroom, remember in the dream, and then can bounce right back into it by thinking of it and like be back like where I was. Which is cool. Potentially, you know?


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[Assistant] Absolutely. Put it all together. That's Ron Swanson with the-


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[Assistant] Okay, everybody have a good St. Patty's? I mean, we streamed that night. Yeah, I was about to say.


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[Assistant] I think I, you already have a t-shirt, don't you? No, not yet. I want it. She's like a lot of things. You have like blankets and... No, I don't. Oh, yeah, I do. Those were gifts.


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[Assistant] It is, uh, it's fascinating with the little, the facts on when they made it, cause like that lead actor was, his parents were in the business or something like that. Okay. But talk about, uhm,


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[Assistant] It'd be great that, like, uh, what's the, what's that claim? Well, I mean, he did the one with, uh, the fantastic Mr. Fox.


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[Assistant] Great world, great effects. It also, like, uhm, set the bar for 3D. Oh, absolutely, yeah. Cause I remember, in the theater, you're like, oh shit, okay, now.


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[Assistant] You need to do it the two camera route. You can't throw it in in post. A lot of movies did that which was so different. It was weird.


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[Assistant] Thin and lanky with a mashed face. They've got a pretty decent build. I wouldn't say they're thin.


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[Assistant] If you don't have one also their faces can look intimidating. They don't look like friendly dogs. Imagine a bulldog.


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[Assistant] Pull up a box or bark. Let's hear a box or bark. There it is.


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[Assistant] Have you seen videos of like the crows that are problem solving and they make all these like maybe seven things it has to do to get the food and it figures them out? Like the order of all of it? It's pretty great.


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[Assistant] Okay, well, my vote is my vote. I got the sticker on. I hope you voted for the right, you dumb dick.


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[Assistant] Well, did he pick up? Did he pick up on nothing? Oh, it was Dora! You whore!


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[Assistant] I think there was a, there was a flood of people or it ended up in some part of the algorithm where people, yea, for whatever reason like jumped on it and realized, you know, it was people that don't normally watch us. Right. And they found it to be very clickbaity. They thought we meant that.


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[Assistant] Clicked on the video and commented, why are you guys using clickbait? It's like, yeah, okay, that just boosts us in the algorithm. So what everybody has to do out there is quit clicking on clickbaity shit and clickbait will go away.


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[Assistant] No more. Very private. No more. No more. That's it. No more subscribes. That's it. You guys are cut off.


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[Assistant] Uh, we watch a lot of their videos, like usually when we're eating, uh, lunch, or here at the office, or dinner. Yeah, we're cute, sitting around watching some corridor videos, like the Stuntman React, but they do so much YouTubey shit with like, they stop the video, and like they tell you to subscribe over and over again, it's like stop, you don't need to do this.


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[Assistant] Like, the content's great, the content's great. You don't have to wrap it up in this, like, subscribe beggin'. Right.


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[Assistant] He does it at the end of the video, and the content's over. He doesn't do it like right out of the gate. Yeah. Mhm. Cause you get like, you know, God, it's like, you have some of these YouTubers with logos that last 10 minutes, and as soon as it comes out, it's like, hey guys, I'm this, be sure to SMASH that like button, bro. Smash, smash, smash. Be sure to subscribe, and it's like, oh man, you are hitting me with way too much shit right out of the gate.


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[Assistant] He never does. Focused on anything. I think that's why I'm kinda like, I'm a little, a little burnt out on arc because it's like, yea, no matter how much you gather and how much you get, it's like it just all gets torn apart again.


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[Assistant] No, it's easy to get, yeaah, it's easy to get sucked into a project and go like, alright, I'm gonna focus on this project for a little bit.


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[Assistant] I'm liking that with Valheim right now. Yeah. Back to Valheim, but yeah. Valheim is, uh, the building in that game is very rewarding. And once it's built, it's like, man, I made this cool thing. Yeah. Someone's not gonna see for it. I think that's just it.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, big wood tie fighter. Oh man, some of the builds people ma'am, I follow the Ark subreddit, or I'm sorry, the Valheim subreddit. People post their builds all the time, it's insane what some people are doing.


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[Assistant] Speaking of creative mode, didn't Scrap Mechanic got a big creative mode update recently? I saw. They did. They did.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you can spawn bots, I believe now? Yeah, that's cool. Cause then you can build defenses.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm curious to see that. I like, I really like the format, like the Little Nightmares videos, like I like that format a lot.


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[Assistant] Having us all, having us all play it separate and just...


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[Assistant] Kind of comparing to see who did what.


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[Assistant] That's true, yeaah, you can record that whenever we want. Exactly, as long as we- yeaah.


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[Assistant] I would love, I mean, this is me, I would love to see us try something like Portal, which I know we've done in the past, but yeah. Yeah, those challenges. Three people tackling a puzzle game. Puzzle things, absolutely. Yes, right.


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[Assistant] You know, yea, I mean, I've played games like that before, like Outer Wilds was one of those where, you know, I would just hit a wall. Just kinda wander around. It's like, I don't know what the fuck to do. So I would like go to bed, think about it, and then sometimes, like when I'm laying in bed, all of a sudden, like a lightbulb.


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[Assistant] Pop, so I was like, wait, I should try this. Oh, I can't wait to play it the next day. Yeah, that's great. And then you go back, you play it. Yeah, it's fun.


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[Assistant] Good puzzle design, man. It's like one of those games, like, what is it, like, The Witness? That whole game is a puzzle. It's uh, it's kind of insane. Did you ever play that, Dora? Uh-uh. I don't know it. Okay, yeah, The Witness. It's uh, it's a puzzle.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Get down there and get that market share before they move in.


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[Assistant] Neves, you mentioned, uh, you, you brought back a memory to me when you mentioned, uh, like the guy that told Simon to go into the bays.


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[Assistant] Wasn't really the guy that worked there. You remember that time you and I were out back at the comedy bar? We were checking IDs.


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[Assistant] That's uh, that seems like a John Gray thing, yeah. What's he up to nowadays? He lives in Hawaii. What? That little bitch.


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[Assistant] It's almost like, it's almost like making short films or films in general, YouTube videos, like.


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[Assistant] So that's wonderful to think about, that somewhere in Atlanta exists footage of you with cornrows.


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[Assistant] Maybe some of the, uh, like in Rowl- I know here, like our, our local film festival, they keep all the movies that they get. There's a big library.


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[Assistant] We're gonna make a movie. Now this is tough, let's quit.


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[Assistant] I did one audition downtown and I was so happy not to get the part because we were looking at the script going, Jesus Christ. Yeaah. Like, I do not want to be involved in this. It was like about succubuses and, oh, like Satan, but it was like, it just, the dialogue was true.


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[Assistant] Just cheeseball shit. Oh man, it like, it felt like something that you would see on like the CW, you know? Like, oh no.


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[Assistant] Nice. How you feeling right now? Feel good now. Alright, sweet. Some people are having some reactions to the second one, but you're good, you're good.


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[Assistant] The cat would be just used to it all like, oh here he comes again. Cheese in the face. He's getting into the craft. Here we go.


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[Assistant] Oh god, that's just funny. It's funny you ended up with that type of dog.


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[Assistant] Well, I was just gonna throw in a funny, uh, it was like I think Jimmy Kimmel a couple weeks ago I saw this bit where he was talking to people with unfortunate names. Well, not unfortunate, but


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[Assistant] They were very, uhm, top, like a name that went along with their profession. Yeah.


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[Assistant] And there was an interview with this one guy, I remember popping up, and I just found it again. But it was, uh, he's a urologist with the name of Dr. Richard Chopp.


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[Assistant] That's great. And apparently he, like, he is booked. You know what I mean? I think he retired now, but man, he chopped a bunch. He snipped a bunch. Not sniffed. He sniffed.


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[Assistant] They were doing heroin in the back. I think they had some boner humor. Here's an idea. Simon, you and that doctor.


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[Assistant] You can go for a world record. You can get that seven minutes, maybe down to two if you work together. Yeah. Speedrun. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna tell you. Gotcha. If you're, if you're a male dancer, man, you're gonna, you're gonna get, you're gonna get yours. You know what I'm saying? Like, I mean, in a good way. Oh yeah.


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[Assistant] You guys know one of my exes was a really good modern dancer, uh, back in the day and like nothing made her more happy in her life, you know? Yeah. Uhm, she'd been doing that her whole life and, and, uh, so yeah, if you want the dance, get your dance on. Even if you suck balls at it. But, don't make it a career. Yeah. Because you suck balls at it. Because you suck. Yeah, no, yeah, it's a hobby.


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[Assistant] You're guaranteed to be a pro football player if that's your last name.


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[Assistant] Uh, since we're doing transitions and segues that don't make sense, uh, how about those trucks with the front ends raised up?


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[Assistant] I think they'd need a periscope. You'd think you'd need a periscope.


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[Assistant] I don't know why they- it doesn't look good. It doesn't look good. That's the question. Is like that the origin of it? Do they think it looks just mean? I think it just gets attention.


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[Assistant] When I lived with Simon, when I lived with Simon, man, Simon, back before they had a stoplight there, you know.


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[Assistant] Uhm, the traffic would get all lined up and we were the second house in in the subdivision and there wasn't a stoplight at that intersection. There should have been. And like, if there was a Harley...


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[Assistant] In that lineup, fuck hearing what you were watching on TV until they've gone through the, you know what I mean? You couldn't hear anything. It was just, it's so invasive, I hate it and I understand they get their rocks off on it and shit, but man, if you're revving your shit,


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[Assistant] You know what you could call it if it was sideways? What? You could call it talk to the hand.


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[Assistant] It's just like how some people are with shoes and stuff. Usually people have their thing. Well, I mean, sometimes. But uhm, yeaah, that shoe thing is pretty... That's really a thing. I mean, such a thing.


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[Assistant] He's so funny man, I haven't seen him in forever. Yeaah, he's fucking crazy, I love him.


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[Assistant] They hiring? Yeah, every day they're hiring. Yeah, they're


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[Assistant] To be honest, did you grow up saying that word? No, I didn't grow up saying it, but I've definitely heard it in my life, so.


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[Assistant] I think I heard that word, like, doing crew work, uh, film and TV, like, in reference to second to last episode or something.


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[Assistant] This is the penultimate epithet. Okay. I think that's why I heard it. It's not like I've ever used it since, but I've definitely heard it.


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[Assistant] That's your final shot. That's the final shot. Yeah. That's the last shot of a production. The second to last shot's called the, uhm, what's that? It's a name. Shit. It's the name of someone. Forgot.


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[Assistant] Because I think it was named after a director that no matter what, there was always going to be another shot, so. The Kubrick? Nope.


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[Assistant] Just talked to a friend, uh, who's in the, um, AD department and, uh, when they were shooting scream five here, he was the, uh, Neve Campbell's and Courtney Cox's handler kind of, uh, he had to get the tested


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[Assistant] I forget how many times he told me on that production, it was insane. Like it was at least three times a week, you know? It was a whole, he had, and it was always the nose swaps. It was like hundreds.


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[Assistant] No, thank you. Pick one. Yeah, Wilmington's back in action for sure. We got a good flow of stuff and it seems pretty constant now. It's fun.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. They've been, they do even vaccines and shit.


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[Assistant] Look at how to train a dragon and how good that damn, you know. It's one of my favorites. Yeaah. It's good. It's good stuff. Good structure. Perfect.


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[Assistant] You know, and I know we don't like to go into this too much anymore when we're talking about what, but I just, I'm really curious of one thing, Simon. Oh yeaah. How many episodes on The Great?


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[Assistant] Okay, so there was a, and not to give anything, like every now and then they do a joke, you're like, oh damn. Like you're like, oh shit.


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[Assistant] There's, uh, okay, I'm not gonna bring it. End of episode 6, I just got one of those. I was like, fuck man, that was bold. I love it.


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[Assistant] You know that, you know that Mark Rober guy? The, on YouTube. I think it's Mark Rober. He's got, he gets crazy views, but he's an engineer. He used to work for NASA. He's right now.


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[Assistant] Is he the one that does the stuff with the scammers? Uh, no, but he's been involved with that. Like, he's the one that invented the glitter bomb. He invented the glitter bomb.


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[Assistant] Amazing shit. Mhm. But I was watching the other day, uhm, he, he made this, and I'm sure it's like an old video, but he made this, uhm, kicker that kind of, uh, can kick a field goal, like, and he was dealing with, uh, I think Matt Prater from Detroit, who holds the record for the longest field goal in an NFL game.


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[Assistant] Anyway, he was making this and he was showing footage from the time they were first trying it and he got this guy who's I guess the best drone racer.


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[Assistant] It just reminded me of the flying thing, but you can sit in your couch and get fat.


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[Assistant] Just he has such sick control at the last minute. It's so cool how fast they are and how quick they can react.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah. No, I mean just all this shit's coming out, you know, I mean it started with me too and everything after like just a bunch of douche nuggets out there getting called out for it now, but as they should.


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[Assistant] I think the worst part of it, in my opinion, is like, well, in that case, yea, it sounds like a bunch of bullshit, but if it's one person tied to a channel or whatever and it takes down everyone that was completely innocent at that channel, that's what sucks, man. It's the other people, you know?


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[Assistant] The elevator story is usually what crushes you too, you know? And it's really hard to bounce back for most.


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[Assistant] Well yeaah. Everybody get vasectomies. Every one of you. All of us. We're doing it together.


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[Assistant] And we're so insignificant, like, I mean, the majority of


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[Assistant] The galaxy is that dark matter anyway. We don't even know what the fuck's going on. We don't exist. We're nothing.


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[Assistant] Or if you look at the end of Men in Black, we're in a marble. Oh my god, on a cat!


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[Assistant] I was starting to wonder if the map had limitations to it. Like, eh, I don't know how long this will last. Then we stumbled onto some greatness. It opened up a lot.


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[Assistant] That second ring world, we don't know what's in there.


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[Assistant] I just kinda, cause I'm in a suit flying already and I went through and I'm like, oh wait, I'm not holding space bar or shift.


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[Assistant] Life is about to get a lot easier. Cause I, is everyone coming in Thursday to record here? Yeah. Yes. Let me tell you, it is, it's a challenge. Yeah. Yeah. To record separately. No, I'm saying to troubleshoot Simon's technical problems remotely. So now we can just say, it's all over Simon. Let me look at this. Yeah. What are you looking at?


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[Assistant] Let's say we, we'll go ahead. You go. I'm glad that we survived this year. We did it. Cause we almost didn't. We did.


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[Assistant] I feel like the mom would be better. A mom? She's the motivator. What's her name?


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[Assistant] You didn't want, like, no one to die with the stuff they were doing. You saw it as well, Niebs. I did. Yea, I assume so. And I'll tell you what, I'm glad I watched. Disney Plus has the Behind the Attractions. Yea. And the one episode that I've seen was about Jungle Cruise. So I got to see, like, a bunch of stuff in that movie is kind of like, homages to


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[Assistant] It's fun. I had to call the officer the other day. I'm like, uh, what's wrong with this thing? Why isn't it working? And he didn't know either.


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[Assistant] No, the bandaid that we figured out was working. Okay. I'm gonna update. I didn't yet. You blowing it? I shook it. I blew on it.


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[Assistant] I don't mind struggling with the problem when I'm being dumb and there's a legitimate solution, but when it's just not working and it's like glitchy, that'll drive you crazy.


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[Assistant] It took the better part of a day to find a solution.


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[Assistant] I was excited because usually when I have a friend or family that wants to go, I'm like, oh god. Okay, I'll, I don't know, I'll find something.


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[Assistant] But now I'm like, oh yea, I'm gonna get that black bean burger. Yea, now you have something.


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[Assistant] My spices you toss up in that bitch. Going back to this bicep thing. You know Wes, my buddy Wes. Yep. Our buddy Wes. Yep. Super fit guy. Super active. Uhm, just nothing stops him.


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[Assistant] When? He's like a year ago. I was like, can they do that? What? And he's just like, eh.


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[Assistant] Doesn't bother me. Like- Did he get it fixed? No! No! He doesn't bother him! He's just like, forget it, whatever, just keep going. That's insane! This is Wes, the guy that- Yea, he's like, he'll give himself stitches, like he's just, whatever.


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[Assistant] Now she didn't, she didn't ask for like, cause sometimes kids order crazy stuff. Like eh, I just want cheese and lettuce.


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[Assistant] Sometimes you go to a Mexican place, you get food to go. They give you like a gallon bag of chips. And sometimes they'll give you like one or two little tiny cups of salsa. And you're like, what am I gonna do? Yea, you don't have enough. With all these chips and these two little tiny cups of salsa. The chip don't even fit in that little cup. Right? Sometimes.


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[Assistant] Damselflies, they'll get on ya. They will, while they're fucking. Little tiny dragonflies.


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[Assistant] Beasts. Okay. You ever drive through like a cloud of love bugs in Florida? No. Geez. It's like it's raining.


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[Assistant] I wanted to cause I always wanted to renovate the bathroom. You're like, no, you can't renovate the bathroom. Like I'm going to do a stream for it. I'm, I'm down.


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[Assistant] It's just a hose that squirts you in the butt. Uh huh. Oh, I know what bidets are.


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[Assistant] Well the first thing is that, uh, Ada isn't really excited about too much that we've thrown at her.


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[Assistant] And even on her own exploration in these games, it's just like,


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[Assistant] Well, like, if Niebs is in the first grade, and I'm not there with him, and he completes the first grade, it doesn't mean I get- even though, like, we're friends, I don't get to go to the first- I don't get to go second grade with you.


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[Assistant] I have fun when we played it, uh, I guess the drawback on that is, uhm, no spectator, correct?


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[Assistant] Like I tried No Man's Sky recently, and it still felt like No Man's Sky a little bit too big.


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[Assistant] I like that. Uh, but we're doing a live real time AMA. Well, it's not live for people watching this. Did I get the platform right? Is it Twitter? It is Twitter. Yeah. So we're going to do an AMA on Twitter and I'm a what? So this is a AMA.


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[Assistant] Alright, well, I'm going to put this tweet out right now. So I said, we're doing an AMA for our podcast. First up, Simon. Ask away, does that make sense? Like, we're gonna-


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[Assistant] I was playing a game last night called Slide Into My DMs. I was playing with a group of people who were a little bit older, but my daughter was also there. And one of the words, like, or one of the answers, it's like Cards Against Humanity, but


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[Assistant] One of the answers was Ligma, and I knew that these older folks there had no idea what Ligma was, but sitting next to me, my 16 year old daughter, and she was the one reading the question, and...


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[Assistant] Botha. Botha or botha? Botha. So what's botha? Botha deez nuts.


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[Assistant] So I was, uh, I was doing a podcast with you guys who were older and I was explaining ligma and they didn't know what I was talking about anyways.


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[Assistant] How are you supposed to get some Smucker's Jam when you can't even understand the language, Simon? I can't even find Pepperidge Farm! Oh, you mean Smucks?


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[Assistant] I got like 70 Smucks bucks. Some Smuck Jays. Smucks bucks? You know, you buy so many, it's like camel cash, but Smuckers jelly.


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[Assistant] Alright, NerdUploaded has a question for you, Simon. Okay. Were you actually a carpenter, and for how long? Good question.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Next question. Okay. Okay, from Joel. Joel asks, when you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up? A vet. I wanted to be a veterinarian. That's a good question and a good answer.


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[Assistant] No, no, we're answering them here. Do they know that though? Yea, because I said for our podcast. Okay.


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[Assistant] Perfect, sweet. I figure we'd do like two each, you know? Two, sweet. Perfect, two each. Perfect. As long as you guys are good. Next part of the podcast I made, Dora. Bring it. Let's see what they ask, I wonder. Ask me.


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[Assistant] From Conway Dante says, favorite thing about your Tesla. You love your Tesla and I love it too.


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[Assistant] All right. Who's next? Who's next? I'm just going to go this way. I'm going to go Neebs next. All right. See what they ask. This is fun. Yeah, let's do this again.


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[Assistant] We can, for sure. Oh, we will. These come up quickly, so it's great. By the way, can I, can I just say...


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[Assistant] Ooh, I feel like I know the answer to this question. Emerald Duke has a question for Neebs and this is, this would be a tough one for me, in a way. But, chicken or steak?


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[Assistant] I love fish. They didn't ask about fish. It wasn't on there.


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[Assistant] And your next question, Neebs, this is a good one. Neebs, if you could travel anywhere tomorrow, uh, and in parentheses, money, covid, et cetera, isn't a factor, where would you go?


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[Assistant] Alright, alright, I guess it goes to me because we're sort of going in a circle here. Vee asks, guess mine is for Thicc, or the group. What's the process for the music? Who writes the songs? Does everyone contribute?


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[Assistant] Uhm, most of the time, I write the music, I produce it, and, you know, there are times where I'll ask for input and there's plenty of people who give input and, you know, it's there. Uhm, sometimes Dora writes songs, documents, he wrote.


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[Assistant] Concept, yea, it's a concept. Alright, lyrics. And what I'll actually do is sort of think of a popular band and do a song in the style of them. Like Dua Lipa.


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[Assistant] So like the most recent 7 Days to Die song, like the music for that was based off a band called Avenged Sevenfold. It was...


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[Assistant] So uhm, there was a Weezer song that I heard the beat to, and I'm like, ooh, that sounds good. And then I took the beat to that and made Minecraft.


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[Assistant] No, but, uh, the Minecraft in Spanish is Minecraft. That was inspired by a Weezer song. Okay. At least the Weezer beat. All right. And then, and then, yeah, I'll, you know, come up with, depending on, yeah, Weezer beats sounds like a cereal. Um, but then I'll just come up with lyrics based on


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[Assistant] My experiences in the game or our experiences in the game. That's how I came up with the lyrics for Wing-a-Dang-Dang. Wing-a-Dang-Dang. What a story that is. That's like, yea, your native tongue.


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[Assistant] Yeah, question for me from DrunkenBuzzSauce, thicc44, don't have a gaming question, just wondering how you're doing. I'm doing great. Still. Doing great, looking great.


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[Assistant] Someone took a picture of me from the side, because I can't, I can't see the side of my head. Yeah. Uhm, but you can feel it pretty easily.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, I'm more than halfway through chemo and radiation and man, everybody that goes into that place, cause when I go in every day at the same time and they look terrible and I'm like, I wish I could heal you right now.


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[Assistant] I wish I could just reach out, not touch you, but like have a power that...


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[Assistant] Yeah. You don't tell them how they're doing it wrong? Hey, your cancer's gone, nobody!


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[Assistant] You need to do that better. No, but, you know, you think it'd be discouraging, like, what the fuck am I doing here?


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[Assistant] But, but I like everybody that like the girls at the desk, it's Vonda and Diane and I say, I say good morning to them every day.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but everybody's great in there. Yeah, and I'm, and I'm doing fine. So.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's the answer to your question, DrunkenBuzzsaw, and thank you for asking.


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[Assistant] Alright for Apsro, this is from Drunken Buzzsaw again, but I thought it was a good question. Okay.


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[Assistant] Apsro, what has been your least favorite arc map?


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[Assistant] If we decide to get another editor, we do another day in aberration and that's the training.


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[Assistant] He's waiting for one to come up, that's directed directly to him.


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[Assistant] This is from artsysabs, says, ask bro, if you can do only one, animation or gaming?


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[Assistant] Oh, and uh, I think there's one more question from Danny on PC.


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[Assistant] Battlefield friends, question mark. And the answer is...


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[Assistant] We've talked about it for years, what took so long.


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[Assistant] I see the potential, but honestly, just the simple gun mechanics are so bad, like that's the first thing that you should nail down in a first person shooter.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and also they've nailed down the gunplay in that because with Battlefield right now as it is, no matter what attachments you put on, the gun shoots the same. There's not much of a difference with the current attachments. And in COD, is there any recoil? It's just whatever you aim at dies. It depends on what gun you have.


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[Assistant] But why not take, you know, the things that were good in previous battlefields, like the gun mechanics, and put them into the new one. That's the first thing that you should do.


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[Assistant] No, I don't really remember those, but I remember the final product. Right. With like Battlefield 4. Yeah.


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[Assistant] But I'll say this, we've been to a lot of capture events where it feels like, you know, they've been a month or two out, and those capture events, most of the time the games felt more complete.


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[Assistant] From, you know, from where they were going to be released, like from the time that we played them to where they were going to be released, they felt more complete than what this feels like. Okay. Um, so that's my concern. So I think I, I'd be fine with them delaying, you know, such a beloved title.


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[Assistant] Remember, remember, um, Battlefront 2.


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[Assistant] You too? I mean, Absar, you talked about it, you've- You mean Battlefront?


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[Assistant] The problem with that map though is that 90% of the action takes place there and then kind of nowhere else on the map. It doesn't feel like there's a lot going on elsewhere.


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[Assistant] Off the bat. I will say this, it does have a lot of potential. I really enjoyed the tanks and the anti-air vehicle. Uh, that, that was a lot of fun watching Absro, you know, you and the chopper. I'm trying to dial in the chopper. I love that. I am trying


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[Assistant] I love those sessions. What do you think we should do next? Uh, something modern or do Bad Company 3. Okay.


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[Assistant] Launch Battlefield 5! 5 it is! I think when they asked us that...


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[Assistant] Yeah, but, you know, like, and we've talked about this with other games before, but, like Rainbow Six, how long has that game been out? One year, nine months. Grand Theft Auto, like you brought up earlier. Grand Theft Auto just turned eight.


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[Assistant] Battlefield 3 was, by the way, was released in 2011.


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[Assistant] Battlefield 4 was released in 2013. Cheers.


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[Assistant] So the model should be release a game, continue to just evolve it.


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[Assistant] No, but just as an option, I think it would be a good option.


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[Assistant] I don't think they necessarily need to have it at launch, but if they do have one eventually,


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[Assistant] Quick games. That might be a little interesting. 50 players in a building.


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[Assistant] I would have something a little bit more, you know, dynamic, not just a plant roof.


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[Assistant] I don't know, because I feel like you haven't played this game enough to know that, like, have you done that a lot?


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[Assistant] We should test that out. Why would that? Okay. We should test it out, because if, if space bar is the handbrake, it should work as a handbrake to- When you're in the gun seat? Yea, to stop the car. In the gun seat. Because if you, if you're just going, errrr, and then you switch, F2- We're back to speculation, I love it. Yea.


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[Assistant] Yeah, if your blinker goes out, turn signal goes out. It's not the blinker, it's a fog


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[Assistant] I was gonna say, cause if you have a horn signal out, like, but it's not gonna turn faster. Oh, it goes fast. Yeah, click, click, click, click, click, click, click. But this is a fog light. This is different.


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[Assistant] I'm wondering, like, how much you spend on coal per month to power your vehicle. No, it's steam power.


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[Assistant] When we take our Christmas tree down, I love it because we get to burn it. We get a big one too. We don't mess around.


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[Assistant] You remind me of Gandhi, but thinner.


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[Assistant] Wait, there's nothing better than that. Have you driven by a Chick-fil-A? That's a good smell. It's a way better smell than a thousand decaying chickens.


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[Assistant] You don't have it yet. What an interesting thing to see.


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[Assistant] Looks like when you start picturing it on yourself, and I think that on the, on your head, thick, like,


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[Assistant] There's a disconnect enough, but when it's in like, I don't know, yeah, an eyeball or your penis.


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[Assistant] What do you guys think out there? I mean, do your research of course, you know what we're talking about, but they have a new map, Lost Island, or Genesis 2, which is kind of like a


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[Assistant] I was, I didn't know where to use it, and there was never a good time, but I wanted to make a, a tumeric, like, you know, cause you like cooking. Thick. A tumeric? Maybe you're using too much tumeric, or, I don't know.


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[Assistant] Dude, there's a fish and this is so off, well we're talking about nature. There's a fish in the Amazon, I forget the name. Pretty big and weird looking. 80% of it breathes oxygen and it actually like feeds it's, the baby's


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[Assistant] That's it. That's the, that's the fish. It starts with an A, I remember that. A-R-E-A-R-A-P-A-M?


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[Assistant] That other map, like, it's just more the same, it looks like. With the exception of, I guess, that.


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[Assistant] If we knew there was like actual good things in the drops, things behind waterfalls, like all the things we bitch about. Yeaah. Like yea, let's get in that fucking map. But it's gonna be the same same.


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[Assistant] Which we're all used to now in all of these games, like if you denied that, it's like whaaat?


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[Assistant] Yeah, Warzone, the movement's great, the sliding, you know, you always want that little bounce.


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[Assistant] You gotta be kidding me. I can't wait to hear how this got resolved. What happened?


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[Assistant] God, I got lucky, didn't I? Because I couldn't go out and hang with you after last stream. This would have been all on me.


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[Assistant] You don't know what it is. Jesus Christ. I can be fun too. No, you're always fun. Let's keep that phone on you, buddy.


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[Assistant] Well, that's good. Yeah. Yeah, it's gonna be a chaotic weekend. Yeah.


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[Assistant] That's what we were just talking about because Emily is equally scared and I live downtown.


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[Assistant] Well yeaah, burn my ass and then, you know, I wanna be cremated anyway.


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[Assistant] Oh cool. For uh, an event? No, it's just, you can charter it out of Moorhead City. That's where it is?


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[Assistant] I have. Yea. That's awesome. There's a, there's a few fishing games of course. But yea. They need to make a little


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[Assistant] So when I was working on the, uh, I was doing sound on the, um, the Sleepy Hollow Pilot, the director of that first episode back when they were doing that, was, uh, uh, oh my god. Oh, I'm fucking, fucking, the underworld chick.


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[Assistant] Kate Beckinsale. Kate Beckinsale. It was Kate Beckinsale's man and every time I looked at him I was like, you motherfucker. You motherfucker. You piece of motherfucking shit.


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[Assistant] Yeah, cause we invited him over for a potluck and he's like, oh, my aunt died.


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[Assistant] And as people, and I'm sure as people like, you know, queue up for the server, the bots will go away.


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[Assistant] Enlisted was a game that we played on stream and we did a video on it and there were plenty of times where I'm looking at one of my soldiers


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[Assistant] Like, okay, so even though I enjoyed playing Unlisted, like that was those moments where, or there's a guy prone in a room just aiming at a corner. That's also a game you could look at.


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[Assistant] I think for balance purposes you would have to have it standard across the board unless there's a hardcore mode. Where you do have a bit more sophisticated AI. No Simon to God like


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[Assistant] Humans and it's this against bots or is it combined? They should do like half. It takes two bots to.


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[Assistant] Oh. Uhm, I was just thinking about this the other day. Obviously. What though? Niebz Gaming Live. Real quick, real quick. Because we, we did lock down a date for Wilmington, North Carolina 2022. So that's August 23rd, I believe somewhere around there. No, no, April 23rd, April 23rd.


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[Assistant] We should do the other event in April, like the West Coast event in April because it's going to be cooler. Yeah. Duh. It's still, we still have time.


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[Assistant] I mean, Wilmington in August is disgusting.


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[Assistant] I know, I know, but he wanted to do Vegas in August. What I'm saying is, rather than doing Wilmington in April, we do Wilmington in August. That's disgusting. I don't like it. No? We can't do anything because, because everybody hates the heat.


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[Assistant] But you're not spending time outside. But I do, I'm thinking about our people, our community.


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[Assistant] I think we picked August because it was before school started. Because a lot of our community members have kids.


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[Assistant] And then the end credits... God, they just shoehorned that in there like to... What the fuck? Like, seriously?


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[Assistant] No, it's small. It's super small. So, and we certainly appreciate the gesture, but uhm, yeaah, just hold off. Hold off.


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[Assistant] That's it! I was gonna sell plots in heaven online, like. Ooh, I'm in.


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[Assistant] But, I do know for a fact that Duralius has been playing golf with friends. Because, uh, I've been playing golf with him.


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[Assistant] Such a fun game. Like, here's what happens to me at like late at night, I'll play Warzone. And if Warzone's too sweaty, I just cut my losses and I'll play golf. Go into that comfy place.


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[Assistant] I tell you what, there's one course in particular, uh, community made that is very vulgar. It's almost like you made it, Apsro.


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[Assistant] I don't know if you guys saw the email, I don't even know if I- I thought I sent it, I'm pretty sure I sent it. We had a member from our community propose to his lady.


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[Assistant] Via Minecraft, like in Minecraft. What? Yeah, I sent it to you guys. Oh yeah, I saw that video. Yeah. Yeah. Here, I'm gonna, I'm gonna actually stream it for you guys and... Yeah, okay, good, do that. I've sent it to everybody, so, uh, hold on, I'm gonna share my screen.


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[Assistant] Now what's this? There's a book.


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[Assistant] But, but going even beyond that, is there going to be like a seven days Tinder or World of Warcraft Tinder or whatever?


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah. Discord dating? They kill it. They kill it. It could be like an add-on app that you... Yeaah. You just need the right name. The right name and the right marketing.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I found some interesting ones. Uh, bristler is for bearded men and the people who want to date them.


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[Assistant] We all know about Farmers Only, of course. And then there's three, I don't know if it's Ender or Three Ender. Is Tinder for threesomes? Thrinder, okay.


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[Assistant] Meet people at your airport, on your flight, and at your destination.


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[Assistant] I'm hoping that there's two people right next to me who feel shame and, and they're, they're really like holding back while that's going on and then they hear me just letting loose with confidence and then they're inspired to have confidence


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[Assistant] So, here's one thing that I'm concerned about. The people, there's NPCs in the game that will shoot at you. If I kill one of those guys...


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[Assistant] I better get a gun, I better get their gun, and their ammo. And if I don't...


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[Assistant] The items that the people have. I'm tired of killing people in games and it's like, oh, they had a big sword, they had a shield, they had guns, they had whatever. And then I get like a pair of socks. Can of beans.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I feel like, cause I was with, can I say I was with Simon and Duralius, which... Yes.


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[Assistant] I feel like I gotta find my place in there. Cause I, I, you know, it's two, it's two and two and then there's me. And I can go wherever I'm, I'm, but I have to find.


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[Assistant] Because I could, I could go one way or the other. I could be, you know, team Simon and Dora or team Apsro and Neebs, or I can just fuck with them.


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[Assistant] You know what might have been fun though, and you know, hindsight, if you guys had like split custody of me, like it's the one episode I have to stay with. Each other week. That's actually not a bad idea.


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[Assistant] Now we did something a little bit different on the channel recently, a full blown like playthrough, like it was two, it takes two. And it takes two to make, I, I tried to, uh, do a full 10 hour video, but it was just too long, too much meat, but we did the two five hour videos. It's a good way to do it. And you guys seemed to like it.


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[Assistant] Well, they turned into cats, so. You could foster a kitten until it becomes a cat.


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[Assistant] I just don't want to ever hear anybody get up and be like, hey is there a pilot on the plane?


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[Assistant] I thought it was a freaking movie. I haven't watched it yet. I was actually just gonna get into that discussion about like the upcoming Marvel stuff, but we can, we can touch on Falcon and Winter Soldier. Have you watched it?


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[Assistant] I'll explain it like this. This is how I feel about it. You know when your kid comes home or when you cut, when you were a kid and you come home and you're like, ah, I'm hungry, but it's almost dinner time and your mom tells you to get a snack?


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[Assistant] This is the snack that's gonna hold me over from the next like, really good thing that I'm probably gonna see from them. It wasn't bad.


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[Assistant] It's, it's, it's holding, yeah, WandaVision, I started to enjoy it after probably episode three. I feel like the first few episodes were unnecessary, but I'm taking a look at like the lineup for all of the Marvel movies and shows that are coming out. I'm excited about Loki, but they're going to do a Hawkeye movie. He's like the least interesting character, right?


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[Assistant] He doesn't fit. It's like, yea, the reason why he's in there is because, like, his dad, like, sponsored something that they did, that the Avengers did, and they're like, oh we gotta, Hawkeye's gotta be here because his dad did. Well then they need to bring that to the story.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Thor's February 11th, 2022. Okay. And I mean, they're gonna, they're gonna be like throwing them out like playing cards around that time because yeah, Spider-Man 3's in December, Thor in February, Doctor Strange in March. I didn't see the latest.


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[Assistant] Oh, they've already cast, they've already cast her? I would imagine. Tatiana Maslany? Okay, hold on.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Problem is, Simon, you're old enough to be like a book report or a history character she had to write a book report on, so. Oh god.