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[Assistant] Uh, so, uh, we're here, uh, I'm, uh, home, we had a great show this weekend, uh, and then I leave today.


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[Assistant] Uh, to go, I like, tomorrow I'm going L.A. to Adam Kroll's podcast, Wendy Kim's podcast, and then, uh, Cordon.


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[Assistant] James Corden with Jamie Lee Curtis. Really? Yeah. Alright. Nice. Yeah. So that'd be fun.


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[Assistant] I guess you don't want to undo the popcorn thing. Yeah, it'll be very fun. And then I can fly home and go to career day.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I, you know, I don't know, you know, you talk to the kids, they ask questions, uh, last year, so we, it's all about what you're gonna give these kids, you know, it's about, you gotta give them something. Oh, you bring in something to give to the class. You bring in something. We got some good stuff, we got some hats.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, I don't think Pete, you know, it's like, I don't know what to give him. It's like, it's all about, I get, you know, it is tough. I'm doing it, I'm telling a joke about it on stage now because it's just a different thing. But, uh, it's, uh, yeah, it's, it's, you know.


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[Assistant] Uh, 24 hours. It'll be fun though. It'll be fun. Come rolling in.


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[Assistant] He goes, how do you get through it? You go, you drink. Nah, I don't drink. But, uh, it would be funny if dad came in a little, a little.


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[Assistant] School's a little, you know, the ones that are, that are closed for when you're like, how, why are we closed today? There's no snow. You know, like the, you know, there's always like. The threat. The, well, the, yeah, the people that, cause there's people that live on some back roads and those are the ones that, why are you closed school? It's usually for just the percentage of people, you know, so I bet there's some dads up there.


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[Assistant] Like I went to, uh, Robinson County, Cooper Town.


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[Assistant] Elementary for a little bit. And that's like, it's more farm. And so like, I mean, they're, the career day is like, I mean, these kids are just seeing, their career day is the job that they have currently in elementary school. It's like, what do you do? Oh, well we go, they, the kids in elementary school can do the career day. Cause they go work the farms at like, they're in elementary school.


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[Assistant] Yeah, my dad, when he was teaching there, I was in elementary school there.


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[Assistant] Was it the crowd? Oh really? Oh that's awesome. Uh, was the crowd that went on stage, was it so much of the crowd that you almost could have been like, well y'all just stay up there and I'll stay down here.


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[Assistant] Let's just do it. I've done a show where there wasn't enough people that they just set the crowd on the stage.


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[Assistant] You could do something like that. I should have done that probably then. I feel like there was a show. I'm trying to think if there was a show where it was the audience. Yeah, it was something like, yeah, it was like when we brought the audience on, just brought them on the stage. There just wasn't enough people.


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[Assistant] But they're not going to be sensitive about it. That's the people that's the least sensitive about it. They like it.


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[Assistant] I wonder if they go, like they watch the show, I wonder if they ask, they're like, you know, these people are all pretty fun people, so they just brought the opposite to do the show.


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[Assistant] I've learned, I've learned, I think I always liked running and I just never was too lazy to do it. More than hiking.


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[Assistant] You know, you're out in nature and all that, but like running is like, man, it's just really helped with me being super busy and being over, it's a lot of stuff is very overwhelming. And it's like just the schedule gets overwhelmed and it's, you know what, this is all everything I've wanted so I don't, you don't want to feel sorry. It's, uh, but it's like, it's helped when I run, it's like, you just feel like,


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[Assistant] You just get, uh, it's just like going away. It's like almost like meditation. You know, you just kind of like zone out. You're in your own little thing and you just can focus.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's the simplest form of being, doing exercise. Like I'm doing a thing to train for like a half marathon and, uh, and it's like you run four minutes, walk one minute or two minutes, you know, and you just do that back and forth and eventually it gets like, you do it very long.


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[Assistant] Uh, so we just ran into his house. And, uh, you know, it's fun to have like an end goal. You're like, all right, we're just running. Then we're just stop at Elvis's house.


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[Assistant] Uh, and then, uh, Baton Rouge, and I had to be somewhere else too, that I'm blanking.


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[Assistant] But Baton Rouge, we were running along the Mississippi River and saw, we didn't get all the way down there, but saw LSU Stadium, like kinda in the distance and then ran back. Like it's just like, it's like, you're like, oh man, cause it's, I've gone to so many cities and you just, even if you go walking, you just don't really, cause you're not walking, you can't, you're not walking three miles.


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[Assistant] Uh, so, but when you do a little running, you're like, you're just like, huh, just out and about.


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[Assistant] It says jog now, so it still uses it, but I don't know what you mean, you just say running. Yeaah. Yeaah, it's uh, cause you know what, I mean, I wanna take those, uh,


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I want to do. It's cause it's like, cause if you go do the running, the jogging, you get the exercise over it, then you can actually have some fun and go actually just ride on that thing like a motorcycle. And take it around anywhere. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's fun. It's fun.


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[Assistant] Uh, did, uh, Asheville, speaking of that, where I'm, uh, Joe Zimmerman special, uh, doing it this weekend. Friday, I'll be directing in Asheville, Grey Eagle. So make sure, I think the first show is sold out. Second show is probably close. So, uh, come out to that.


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[Assistant] I know, I know. You did, but, uh, you know, the AI thing, talking about the, about writing AI, can we talk about, like, your, we were doing, uh, like, uh, they were doing it this weekend, uh, on the phone, AI, like, writing jokes, you know, people's voices, like, Becky Owen's voice. Yeah.


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[Assistant] He was like, he won't let you do an hour cause it was like, it said something like, that's not.


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[Assistant] You know, it's like, it's hard to do an hour, or it's not, don't do an hour, like it just, it stopped it for some reason, like an ethical reason was like, it's not right to do this. Like the AI said that. But I mean, you could, our comic's gonna be like, I need new material, and you just go, write me, you know, 30 minutes in my own voice.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but it's like, you could, you just then go, if you, if you write a set, like if I need new material, and I'm like, write me a...


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[Assistant] Yeah, but if you write a joke, like, can you type in there? Like, so, like, uh, uh, trying to do something that I'm not talking about, like, you know, uh, write a joke about Asheville.


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[Assistant] You know they got all the hipsters and the craft breweries and the vegan restaurants. I mean, I saw, I saw more man buns than one day that I've seen in my entire life.


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[Assistant] The thing that really got me about Asheville is the art scene. They got all these galleries and studios and I'm looking at some of this stuff and I'm like, what is this? Is this art or did someone spill paint on a canvas?


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[Assistant] Like regenerate means it'll just give you another idea.


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[Assistant] Uh, so yeaah, it's uh, yeaah, it's like a combination of a hippie commune and a retirement community. And that's not terrible. Especially so specifically for Asheville, if you're doing it.


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[Assistant] Huge mansion that was built by the Vanderbilt family. It's like a castle built with air conditioning. Uh, you know, so it's, uh, it's not, you know.


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[Assistant] You know, between that versus... You hope. Now they can, but give it some time. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] But you're not gonna have any personality in your thing. That's the- but see, that's the- if it's right in your voice.


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[Assistant] But I guess you're, you would have to have a voice. That's, that's the, that's the thing. You have to have a voice.


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[Assistant] So whatever you're writing in, if you're trying to write a Johnny Cash song, well you have to be like Johnny Cash. Like Johnny Cash can use that. But if you're just a, someone coming up, I mean you're gonna have to just copy people.


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[Assistant] And then you're, you know, I guess you could steal someone's like essence or whatever. What makes them?


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I don't know if we're gonna see that. I hope not. Like, we are not gonna see this. Oh, we're already there.


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[Assistant] That was, uh, yeaah, I like helium a lot. That y'all just missed each other. Yeaah, about one week. Ah, that'd been cool. It would've been fun. Yeaah. Yeaah. Alright, good. Maybe for Dusty, not for me.


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[Assistant] Bob and Tom was a big deal for when I was starting comedy, uh, or before I started comedy I would listen to them every morning when I read water meters.


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[Assistant] And that's where I have Greg Warren and, uh, just a lot of comics. I would hear on that and it was like, I want to beat these guys. Like Mike Brebiglia was big on there. And like, so it was, uh, bottom time was a big deal for me. Uh, and it is great.


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[Assistant] Alright, let's read some of your comments. Uh, comments come from Twitter, Instagram, YouTube, Apple Podcasts, Reviews, and NateLand at natebargetzi.com. Elizabeth A. Hello folks!


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[Assistant] I know others have probably said this before and thanks for all you do. Having the podcast really meant a lot this week, especially with the band back together. It helped me laugh and keep from crying after a really hard breakup. God bless. Oh, sorry. All right. Well, glad you're not crying.


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[Assistant] Nate, the guy you talk about laughing in Phoenix is my dad. His laugh is unforgettable.


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[Assistant] No, we took it out some other places, but, uh, he's in there. He's in there. That's awesome. He's got a great laugh. It was just, you know.


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[Assistant] Two or three episodes. Well, you know, segments. They're probably quick. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So he couldn't let it go to see how it ends. Uh, Jordan Dunn.


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[Assistant] If Aaron's standard for based on a true story move, alright, hold on, let's get into the sentence. Different. Uh, I don't know what I'm doing with sentences.


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[Assistant] If Aaron Stanard for a based on a true story movie is exact historical accuracy, he may want to just avoid all movies based on true stories. This would result in him not getting to watch his beloved Sorkin films.


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[Assistant] Turns out Mark Zuckerberg and Billy Beane didn't give five minute monologues every time they spoke. What's my point? Remember the Titans is the best movie ever and Rudy was offside. Man, I'm sorry.


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[Assistant] Actually, what you said was based on a true story. So give us the other example. Give us the movie example.


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[Assistant] Uh, Kaveth, being a bald man myself, if I had hair like Dusty's, I would just stay up at night and brush it continuously while running my fingers through it. Yeah dude, that's a blast.


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[Assistant] I feel like there's a merch opportunity with that quote, keep up the great work fellas. It was a dream come true.


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[Assistant] Bert Kreischer's podcast with Louis C.K. And they were just talking about, like when Louis did Madison Square Garden, he


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[Assistant] Uh, he said, he would take the train there, the C train, he did it eight times. He would just take the train there, like he was going to work, cause he was going to work and he goes and does Masquerade Garden and then he would get on the train and he would go home. And it wasn't, like in the moment it was like,


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[Assistant] You know, he's like, yeah, it's what, I just went to work. And then he said he went to see Bob Seeger, uh, and he just went to go watch.


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[Assistant] And then he said he started crying and like he said, someone told him,


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[Assistant] Well it's like when you're doing, you're in it. When you're doing stuff, you like, it is, it is hard to... I mean you, I am aware of...


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[Assistant] How appreciative and how lucky I am to do this, but it's also hard to completely wrap your head around what's happening.


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[Assistant] You know, it's like, just like every show. It's hard to wrap your head around that anybody is there.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's almost, but everything is overwhelming so much that you can't let it be overwhelming or I'm not going to be able to do the thing that I'm supposed to do. So some of it is that, you have to go, because it is overwhelming to think.


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[Assistant] Like, you know, it feels like that. And it feels like you can go walk around, like, you know, Baton Rouge, you're like, I think I could go walk around the lobby.


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[Assistant] And I don't think someone would notice, like I don't think it'd be weird. Cause it doesn't make sense that it would be weird. I mean, I don't know why it would be, you know, you just think you're like, well, I'm just a dude. I'm just from old hickory man. Like, I don't know what to do. Like it's like, I'm just, you know, taking the train to work. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Essentially like you're, you know,


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[Assistant] Nate, as long as we were talking wardrobe.


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[Assistant] They look good. I wanted to mix it up this time and not do Nike. I actually like those, uh, so, yeaah, they were good shoes. Uh, Brandy Hobart. Hobart. Albert. Nate Special is rated PG-13.


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[Assistant] Due to his use of the words murder and dumb.


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[Assistant] How do I know this? You may ask. Am I a ratings expert? Do I have a secret in with Amazon? No. Nate's sister Abigail posted it on her fan, on the fan page. Have they had such a falling out after the new tattoo that he won't even speak to her? Yeah, I go.


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[Assistant] Yeah, murder, cause I said murder and dumb. Dumb is crazy. Murder, you're like, okay. But dumb? Murder, I don't even, I mean. None of it makes sense to me. What's dumb? Why can't you say dumb? I don't know.


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[Assistant] Ratings is standard. What are we doing? Yeah, that takes it from G to PG 13 saying dumb.


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[Assistant] Businesses think that customers want more options, but it actually causes anxiety.


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[Assistant] I'm in the restaurant business and two examples of this in my industry are cookouts menu versus five guys menu. One is simple and enjoyable. The others, the other calls us panic attacks. So five guys has got to be the simple one, right? For sure. Cause it's just like one patty, no patty. Yeah, it's true. It is. I get that.


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[Assistant] Well, it's like Cheesecake Factory is the only, I guess, kind of, opposite of that, where theirs is so complicated.


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[Assistant] But it's like there, you're like, well I can go there and do, uh,


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[Assistant] I've been on my, we're trying to make a, cause Red Rocks, Red Rocks is like my after picture.


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[Assistant] And so. Oh, from the last time you were there. Yeah. Okay. Cause when the last time I was there, I was pushing, you know, I don't like to say I was 200. I was probably hit 200, but that was 200. So now I'm down to like 174 again. But I went back up to 180. I went up, down.


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[Assistant] They're the same height and he's big dude. Like, you know, I thought Andre was even bigger, but like Will Chamberlain's a big dude. Yeah. Uh, Super Scott Crawford.


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[Assistant] For the record, there is no dark side of the moon. There is the far side of the moon, however.


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[Assistant] There's a common misconception about the moon's backside. I'd like to clarify. Oh, I can't wait. Here we go. Super Scott. The sun also shines on it. The first humans to view the backside of the moon were the crew of Apollo 8. Crew member James Lovell was also on Apollo 13. Hey Bear.


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[Assistant] Makes that much sense to me though. What do you mean? I don't think enough people are Googling his frozen head. Ah, they were before. Yeah, but not, not, I don't, I don't, I don't think that was. What were they helping to look up? Cause then you could just go Disney's frozen, you know, Walt Disney's frozen head and you'd be like, okay, now I'm back to exactly what I want. You just add head to it.


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[Assistant] Google Disney frozen if I was looking for his frozen head. Try frozen head. Disney frozen head.


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[Assistant] Bianca Huber. Hubert. Hubert. I would like to confirm that Nate is Michael Scott.


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[Assistant] It's amazing how his character even speaks with a cadence like Nate.


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[Assistant] You should go to this stuff, but I think you would, you were probably a good friend, you just knew like, this is in town, we gotta go. Cause a lot of people I think miss stuff.


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[Assistant] Be fun. Like, I mean, obviously Bridgestone is what I want to do, but like two, like then go do one from municipal auditorium. Just cause that was, uh,


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[Assistant] And he's become, I mean, he's become like a huge star.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, I bought a ticket. It was two bedrooms.


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[Assistant] I mean not two bedrooms, his kitchen and a bedroom. This is his childhood house? Yeah. Okay. He lived there until he was 14.


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[Assistant] And their homes were, it was just two rooms. So you had the, the bed in the bedroom and then you had the kitchen.


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[Assistant] Like back then cause it was like, they had to do so much stuff just to even operate a house back then you had to get up and like.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just have it all out there. Yeah. That'd be better for everybody.


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[Assistant] But yeah, he's what a cool guy. He had to be just mowing. That's all stuff that you like to hear in the rock star and are this kind of like thing. But in the moment you're like, dude, just some dude has to. We're all dealing with the mic situation tonight and now we


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[Assistant] Yep. Oh yeaah, cause if you're at the Grand Arbor, you're standing on that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean you see like the, you know, a lot of the older men, but they'd be younger anyway. They'd have to just wave them. They just know before you get going, we're going to be, it's going to be kind of bad.


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[Assistant] Yes. That's the other one. Yeah. Three, four names. Yeah. Joe D. Marie Messina. Yeah. That's a lot. They just go by Joe D Messina.


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[Assistant] That's why like buses are all out of here and that's a big part of it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's, it's just like, I mean, that's why all the, if you want a tour bus, they're all here because it's just the easiest to.


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[Assistant] Everything she says, I'm a redneck, you're like, she is. And if you, and I've never met her, but I've seen her out, like it's, it's something great about just being like,


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[Assistant] So the, uh, it says that he was charged with, uh, possession, uh, reckless endangerment, possession of unlicensed firearm after confronting and following home two teenagers on a highway in Wilson County, Tennessee in April of 94. So that's your friends. How about that?


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[Assistant] And so then Elvis, like with Elvis, he's making so much money that are at like their, their thing. The estate. The estate is. And then they just made the movie, Elvis. So you're like, there's another 40 years.


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[Assistant] Cause the movie's a big movie and it's like, if there's any dwindling of maybe like, people are getting old and they're kind of forgetting about Elvis, the movie comes out 40 years now. Now, now 20, anybody that's 20 and when they saw that movie, they know what Elvis is and you just got, you got them till they're 60 and all you gotta do is come up with this.


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[Assistant] It's very much like, you know, they're just like, let's go, we're party, you know.


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[Assistant] Uh, well, obviously they said they bought, they, they, they didn't buy the house to keep it, but he went, but when he went back into the thing there before he was super famous, but he was like.


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[Assistant] He went back there and played. He bought the house because he was going to do something for like kids and you know, like make it something and uh, and the laying around it and then, but he figured they were going to knock the house down because it's old and just build something else on it and they did it and then he got super famous and then they were like smart enough to like, let's keep it.


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[Assistant] A lot of stuff in March, April, uh, and we're going to, we got more dates, more stuff's coming. We're announcing more stuff.


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[Assistant] Uh, it's so down to that, I believe it's... yeaah. I was gonna...


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[Assistant] Uh, yeah, so there's just like those single little single tickets left. So it's, yeah, essentially it is sold out. It's exciting, man. Yeah, it's wild, dude. It's crazy. It's like 16,000 something people.


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[Assistant] Nate Land is produced by Nate Land Productions and by me, Nate Bargetzi, and my wife Laura on the AudioBoom platform.


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[Assistant] So they wanna make sure you are getting some happy meals now. You are a happy meal. You gotta smile all the time.


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[Assistant] It's been a long time. You know what I do like? I like a McDonald's breakfast hash brown. I like that. I like that hash brown. I'm a big fan of that.


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[Assistant] You ever do Heinz 57 on a potato? Of any kind? Mmm. I like that. I like Heinz 57.


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[Assistant] You're drinking, you're going through the drive. I mean, that's what they want to be able to drink into the drive thru. Yeah, it's that's what Taco Bell does. I mean, they know that they know what they are.


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[Assistant] I do like the bread at an Italian spot. Like a Pizza Hut breadstick.


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[Assistant] I feel like if it's pizza for me, I wanna go good pizza, right? Like, I like to go to a spot that's gotta, that's gotta, you know.


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[Assistant] There's a spot in McMinnville called Begonia's and they, they really hook up a pizza. I went there about closing time the other day and it felt like they rushed it, but, uh, it is a, it's a hot spot from pizza. And McMinnville is not the culinary, uh, um, capital of the world. Yes.


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[Assistant] Oh gosh, yeah, there is a place, there's a barbecue place there, right? And I went there and I ate, and I've been there a bunch of times. And I go, I ask the guy, the waiter, I go, uh,


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[Assistant] He, I went there with Connor one time and this guy's real tall and he go, he asked Connor, did he have a girlfriend? He goes, I bet you get a lot of chicks. And it was like, it's like really weird. It's like, just take it easy, dude. You're our waiter. And, um.


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[Assistant] The, uh, I go, hey, you don't have barbecue chicken? He's Ike.


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[Assistant] Barbecue chicken. He said, I never heard of barbecue chicken. I was like, I said to him, I go, really? Pizza? No, no, no, just...


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[Assistant] In a, in a barbecue restaurant. Just barbecue chicken. He goes, I never heard of barbecue chicken. And I could not believe it. I mean, it was blowing my mind that this guy had never heard of barbecue chicken. And then the booth behind me asked the same, he goes, you guys don't have barbecue chicken? He goes, why is everybody asking about barbecue chicken today?


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[Assistant] Yeah, imagine you get this coffee and it's like, uh,


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[Assistant] Auction here, and you brought, like, even like Starbucks, right? Starbucks I think has a good coffee if you get it at the right time. A lot of times it tastes burnt.


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[Assistant] I think I might throw some crystal burgers in there.


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[Assistant] Yeah, tough to be happy when you're just digesting that crap, huh? I would do a grill cheese with American cheese and white bread because that's what I like, but that's real bad for you. Nothing good about that. I'd like to throw that in too.


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[Assistant] Maybe an old school hamburger from a little league baseball game.


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[Assistant] Just sitting on the golf cart, being like, skip it.


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[Assistant] But it's not like today though, I don't think. I mean today, it's like John Wick, I mean that movie, I loved it. I love that movie. But I'm like, it is, uh, way over the top.


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[Assistant] I mean, it just, uh, uh, you know, a dog was killed and we were all sad about it, but it ended up in a lot of death. You know what I mean? Yeah.


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[Assistant] Amazing, but a lot of people died. You gotta, you gotta believe that some of those people were not even really involved in that dog being killed. Yeah. You know what I mean? They're like, listen, I'm just needing a job here, man.


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[Assistant] Yeah. And you also had comedies where it was like, it was a story and there was funny stuff in the story. Now it's like joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, which it's like, it's fun to have a lot of funny moments, but they feel like you said earlier, they're not earned. It's just joke. It's just.


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[Assistant] People sitting in a room just punching it up all along the way where it's like, let the story develop a little bit and the laughs will come.


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[Assistant] I would say, uh, say out loud one time what you plan on saying before you get there.


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[Assistant] Just say it out loud, even in the car on the way because sometimes you can like write down a joke and you'd be like, that's hilarious. But if you just say it out loud, you'll realize that's not actually very funny.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but I just think sometimes I've written down jokes and I go, I'm gonna do this at the open mic and then I'll say it out loud and then sometimes the first time I say it out loud is on stage and as I'm saying it, I'm like, oh, this is not funny.


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[Assistant] I don't know why I'm doing this. But I've done comedy a bunch of times now, right? So it's like, I can, I can bomb at an open mic and live with myself.


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[Assistant] I can see if you have like a real iconic bit that everyone, like, uh, like if you're Jim Gaffigan and you're doing Hot Pockets or, or Burt Kreischer, The Machine, you know what I mean? Like you, you leave and then you encore with like this bit that everyone knows.


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[Assistant] You know, cause it's pretty interesting. I mean, because you think about, uh, cause they even get into her.


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[Assistant] Her helper, uh, whoever that, what was that lady's name? Um, yeah, I forgot. Um, but she, uh,


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[Assistant] You know, just the idea that this lady could not talk or hear and uh, like wrote books or something like, I dunno.


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[Assistant] Anne Sullivan. Yeah. I mean, I don't know. I, I don't have any reason to believe she's not real, but, uh, I do, you know, I love to get into a thing, but I don't, I'm not real versed on it, but I have heard of it.


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[Assistant] I don't know exactly, but I just think it's the idea that like, she's, what is it, she's deaf and blind.


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[Assistant] I think, I think mainly I think people's thought is the idea that someone is blind and deaf. It would be nearly impossible to teach them anything.


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[Assistant] And like for her to like be able to learn to write books.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, I'm not, I'm not a supporter. I mean, I'm just, you know, doing a bit and uh, but no, I don't really support that, but I have heard it though. And I, you know, and if it pops up on my tech tech feed, I'll give it a look.


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[Assistant] Oh man, I have never heard this and this is my favorite new conspiracy theory and I can't wait to check this out. I mean, this is blowing my mind.


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[Assistant] I love this theory though, I'm about to dig into this, because that seems fun. Because, you know, the real story is they say they're going to make a movie.


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[Assistant] And then Chris Gaines was gonna be in the movie and then the, so they put out the album, but then the movie never came out. So it just looked like this big flop by Garth Brooks, but I love this theory.


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[Assistant] Well, I would say the NoSpace people believe this is why this will never happen. This is why the trash never goes to space.


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[Assistant] You know, they would say. They're blowing it up. Yeah, that it's not happening. They're not shooting. It's shooting nothing in the air and then it gets high and then it just blows up. Or maybe they can shoot it up way high up into, you know, the vast, uh, you know, space, you know, in the sky, but not actual space. Yeah. Right. It's just up there. Yeah. Floating around. Towards the top. Right. A lot of helium.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean the, you know, the Bible talks about the sun, the moon, the stars being within the firmament. Okay. You know, so it's all in here. It's all closed space. Yeah. There's nothing that goes out.


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[Assistant] You got a pretty similar vibe. Yeah, we got a similar vibe. I did, I have a video on YouTube that I did of all the people that people say I look like. I don't know if I included Chad Westport.


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[Assistant] And every time I get Brad Pitt, I make sure to share it. Cause I want people to know. People do say that. Like legends of the fall, Brad Pitt. I mean, I'm for it. I support it. I support all comments like that.


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[Assistant] I don't see it, but I'm saying people say it and I support it.


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[Assistant] I went to the Bass Pro Shop the other day and they have a grizzly bear, a stuffed grizzly bear that stands and I, I looked at that thing and I feel like Barry Sanders could not tackle that grizzly bear. I mean I saw it and I was like that thing.


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[Assistant] I mean, this is what I'll say, if that bear's standing up and Barry Sanders goes full speed dive tackle, he's got him.


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[Assistant] See, I understand that Barry Sanders is a running back. Now, I get it. We had a very funny clip about it. Probably, yeah, I mean, very funny. Uh, some people's favorite clip. I just shared it again the other day. People love that clip.


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[Assistant] I did do an hour. I've been doing an hour, hour 10, hour 15, almost every year. I get into it. It's a lot of, yeah.


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[Assistant] I love it. I get into it and I just don't want to stop doing it.


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[Assistant] You don't want to be policing people on the chips either. I hate doing that, but yeah, I don't want you, I don't like to watch people digging it. Saul says, I used to not be like that, but now I'm like, I don't like people dipping in my stuff.


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[Assistant] I had a nephew, he would just lay the chip kinda on top and just kinda let some stuff come on to it and I'm like, this is gross man, what are you, we're all eating that. Just soak it up. Yeaah. Wet chip. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Hannah, my wife, worked at the Hermitage for a while. She did tours.


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[Assistant] I mean it's not, it's not gonna blow your mind, but it's pretty cool.


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[Assistant] Yeah, there's a lot of wild, empty ocean it appears. I bet there's some land out there they're not telling us about. Yeah.


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[Assistant] You know what I mean, like, you ever look at like, what is it like, the Pacific to the Atlantic, that whole just empty space in there? There's something else.


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[Assistant] Well, I don't know, you gotta pull up a, a globe. Yeah. And, I mean, cause I can't, I just, you know, I, I'm just trying to tell you a thing that I'm visualizing.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I mean look at like, even in between but like,


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[Assistant] To the, to the west coast there of the United States. Yeah. Yeah, all that space out there. Come on. There's something out there.


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[Assistant] We're not even allowed to go there. People go, oh you can go there, but then you can just go to that little peninsula right there and they give you a guided tour. But all that land down there, we're not allowed to go there.


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[Assistant] Yeah, at a guided tour on the peninsula. You're not allowed to just go and roam.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, I just think that, you know, you're not allowed to, apparently there's like this Antarctic or Antarctic treaty where all the countries have come together and been like, all right, no one can go there. And that's suspicious.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but let's just walk around. Let us just take a little journey down.


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[Assistant] Right, but just a guided tour. You're not allowed to just go hang out down there on your own.


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[Assistant] That's what I'm saying though, just let, allow us and then if, you know, we get down there and we're like, this is actually a lot, really cold and then we'll head home back. You know what I mean?


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[Assistant] I like cornbread balls. You know what I mean? Yeah. Uh, Logan's Roadhouse. Oh, I like a Logan's Roadhouse. Yeah, me too.


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[Assistant] Dollar General? Oh wow, I had no idea.


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[Assistant] We're good. Walmarts, you know, we'll get there. I counted seven on the way from my house to McMinnville. Walmarts or Dollar General? Uh, Dollar General.


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[Assistant] A place that I really like, and I take people when they come here now, downtown on Broadway, they have that Whole Food Court, they have that uhm.


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[Assistant] Fifth and Broad, they have that whole food hall. I don't know if you were going to talk about that, but I love it. They have a Hattie B's down at the bottom and then all up. It's a bunch of local restaurants inside that. So you can get this just great variety of stuff all there. It is great.


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[Assistant] That's why, for contrast, of Roberts. Roberts is my favorite, and then I take him to Kid Rocks for contrast. And it's also fun.


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[Assistant] I mean, I love country, for a little while my name was in the country music hall of fame. I don't know if it still is, but.


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[Assistant] Oh, this is fun. Well I was supposed to be on the show in March of 2020.


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[Assistant] When they shut the show down for covid and it was the first time the opry had ever been shut down.


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[Assistant] So it was called like, The Show That Didn't Happen. So they put that line up in the Country Music Hall of Fame. Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, wow.


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[Assistant] And someone from my high school just was visiting and saw my name on that. That's cool. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's what Nashville needed, really, in my opinion, because Broadway's great, it's cool, but it's like, that's a nice place to kind of escape from all the madness and, and just kind of go up, get a little food, chill out, because it gets wild downtown Nashville.


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[Assistant] I do like that it's bachelor at capital, cause I think it says that the city's safe. It's like, it's fun and it's safe. So like women feel very comfortable just coming here, having their parties. That's what I think it says. That's a heck of a spin, dude.


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[Assistant] I mean, I'm, I'm glad Zany's is not downtown. So we don't really experience that too much, but, uh. But it happens.


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[Assistant] So the cats announce the predators.


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[Assistant] I mean, I, you know, I know people are, people love him and, uh, I've, but I've tried to listen. It's just not my kind of music.


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[Assistant] You know, another thing in Nashville I like, I like the Parthenon.


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[Assistant] Well, I think it's, it's super creepy. Uh, but I do like it somehow. And I, I did a video on it. Uh, so if you don't have time to go, watch the video. It's on YouTube. And, uh, I just do a tour inside of it and I'm sure you've all been.


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[Assistant] It is so creepy to me inside that statue. It just feels like the statue is sending off bad spiritual vibes.


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[Assistant] Real chunk of Africa though in the Western Hemisphere. I wonder if that's uh, that's an issue. You know, you're like, well, you know, you're one continent, but you're, you know, one hemisphere, another hemisphere. It seems like, you know.


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[Assistant] And how many, how, how, how high does this rank in overall? Yeah, I bet it's pretty far down the list. Is it second or is it, you know?


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[Assistant] People tell me that. I'm 5, I'm about 5'8", 5'9", people think I'm tall. They always tell me that. You're 5'8", 5'9", I'm 5'11". Are ya?


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[Assistant] To be honest, I don't know if I've ever gotten my height from a doctor. They might write it down but they don't relay it to me.


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[Assistant] I go, yeah, I just think I got my driver's license at 16 and they asked me how tall I was and I said a number and then that's what I've ran with. That's what you've been your whole life. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I got all my things in. I mean, I, I, I really tell people, go to Roberts, cause I think that's my favorite bar downtown. They play a lot of old country. And then I like to skip on down to Kid Rock's Honky Tonk.


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[Assistant] There's a song, I forget the artist, but it's called The Boys on 16th Avenue. So I think.


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[Assistant] Go to East Nashville, check out some, uh, Five Points Pizza.


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[Assistant] I've seen my dad walking around before the show.


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[Assistant] That's okay. But you were, yeah, you were like, like I caught you doing something.


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[Assistant] Of course. Well, it's come quick for me for a long time.


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[Assistant] And Carlton from Fresh Prince, he got his height away from the hole. It was a funny coincidence. So the object is to get the ball in the hole.


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[Assistant] Last night at Zaney's irregular at the club has become a buddy of mine listens to the podcast. He handed me, I left it in the car. I wish I would have brought it in. He handed me the betting slip from he bet on you to win the whole thing. And the odds at the time that he bought it were like 250,000 to one. It would have been a good payoff for him.


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[Assistant] It's a lot of the, the people in the crowd are passionate about Dungeons and Dragons. They play it a lot. So they like the idea of, I don't know if it was the same way for you as it was for me, but I said,


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[Assistant] I've never played before, so y'all help me. And they're helping me. And it's, to me, it kinda, it kinda felt like a, just a giant improv game. Okay. Where they're like, y'all are in these scenarios, you're these characters. Oh, that's fun. Like go ahead and do it. Yeah, I like that. So you're kinda just riffing about what's happening. And, and, and it's fun.


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[Assistant] Warrior, I think. Do you do like a voice? I didn't do a voice, I just talked as me. Which is funny.


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[Assistant] Half human, maybe. Half orc, half human. Some kind of hybrid. Orion was my name. Oh.


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[Assistant] That should be on your Wikipedia page now. I'm a pro golfer. Pro golfer. Stand up comedian and professional golfer.


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[Assistant] It's a prototype device developed by Michelin as an alternative to the tire.


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[Assistant] Oh, so it's just like a hard... Yeaah, these are interesting.


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[Assistant] I've got some flexibility there. You see that tackle in a curb? Yeah. I'd like that on a lawnmower. Yeah. Yeah, I want some twales.


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[Assistant] So it has a support ring system that employs a ring of hard rubber or another structure that can support the vehicle's weight in an air loss condition.


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[Assistant] You have it set to where they don't need to be in your contacts. You can receive from everybody and you can send to everyone.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it does make sense. Why not just say you're not allowed to gallop or you're not allowed to decanter.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm saying that a human walks 2 miles an hour, 2.5 miles an hour.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I'm watching Friday Night Lights. Sorry. At a lead foot, you know?


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[Assistant] Now it was like, it was a late night drive, it was like 2am, not a lot of cars on the road, I was flying.


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[Assistant] Right. And you could argue, you could argue if I were to go the speed limit, it's actually dangerous to be going that much slower than the cars around me.


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[Assistant] I gotta keep up with the pace of traffic. So I gotta speed. I agree. Everybody speeds. I'm always prepared to make that argument. I never get the chance.


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[Assistant] Percentage of your income. Oh jeez.


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[Assistant] Yeah. So if you have basically no income, speed, all you want, it's going to be 15 cents.


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[Assistant] My buddy from high school is a bank teller and he told me he got, he got robbed.


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[Assistant] And he said most of the bank robberies now are just people write down on a piece of paper.


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[Assistant] Give me all the money. And their policy is they just give it to him. And he's like, we never have like.


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[Assistant] Do you ever have buddies in high school that would get every, uh, they get branded? No.


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[Assistant] No, I didn't. Were you ever in a situation where you would get branded? No. Okay.


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[Assistant] The Q-Dogs, right, yeaah. My buddy got that.


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[Assistant] In Alabama actually, he was a Tennessee fan and he got a T.


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[Assistant] Branded on his arm, he was a sophomore in high school with a coat hanger. And it did not look like a T. You had to tell people it was a T. Is it still there? I'm sure it is. Yeah, it was raised.


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[Assistant] But I also just think your accent just evolves as you get older, regardless. You talk differently.


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[Assistant] Guess who else is on, uh, Dustin Nickerson? Who's on, Dustin's you? Yea, Two Forests of the Night Lamp, me and Brian.


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[Assistant] And not a lot of microwaves haven't changed much since then. No.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but I feel like a fridge is always on the, like, fridges break down.


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[Assistant] I think it would do that if you heated it up any other way too.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah. Or like a cup that can't go in a dishwasher. It's like, what are we doing here? I agree with that. I'll get off my soap box. I'm sorry. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] You know the trick, has anyone heard the trick that if you're heating up pizza or something, you put a cup of water in the microwave with it? You just heat it up for pizza normally.


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[Assistant] When I'm heating up stuff, yea, you put a cup of water on the outside, not on the plate that spins, but put it in there.


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[Assistant] You open up the microwave, the interior is a rectangle, right? And there's a plate that's circular, so there's going to be a little room in the corners.


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[Assistant] I'm thinking maybe like a little plastic cup, like a cup, you know. Like a red solo cup? Maybe about that size, maybe a little smaller than that, you put it. I don't even...


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[Assistant] No, I mean, look at this. You can't, you can just pop it, I mean, you know, you don't got room like


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[Assistant] That sounds like you're, that sounds like just the difference between tap water and distilled water. If you're heating up to a point where you pasteurize it, essentially.


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[Assistant] I don't think there's a microwave. Yeah, the fluoride and stuff like that from tap water.


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[Assistant] No. Is that possible? Uh, no. That sounds like a practical joke.


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[Assistant] Hmm. Even the Apple would just start making microwaves if that were the case.


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[Assistant] Three, three different doors. Very fancy. Oh wow. Hold on, hold on, no.


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[Assistant] Sorry. Four doors. Sorry. One door at the top. That's the fridge. And then I have two fridges.


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[Assistant] We're gonna use it. And that one's just freezer on top, fridge on the bottom. What are you keeping that one? That's just drinks and stuff down there. And uh, overflow.


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[Assistant] Uh, well the TV's down there. There's a watch TV down there and there's a fridge right by the couch, which is pretty nice. Yeah. Where do you keep your Lazy Suses?


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[Assistant] I got three lazy Susans on the upstairs fridge. That's the real fridge. It's the way I think.


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[Assistant] When I was a kid, when we played baseball, it was like just a fun thing after practice one day.


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[Assistant] Where they gave you just a bunch of, uh, they are pre-cut into like the, uh, slices that you could just get into.


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[Assistant] Did you win? Uh, no, I think it was just about like the bonding experience.


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[Assistant] You all win from participating. I did a Chick-fil-A chicken biscuit eating competition in high school. Did not do well.


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[Assistant] So y'all did it. It was a fundraiser in front of the whole school where each class had somebody to represent them. And I think I was a freshman at the time and I was the guy representing the freshmen. This goes a long way.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I remember who won. It was the sophomore class president, Roscoe Anderson.


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[Assistant] Wow. Sounds like a thin guy, athlete, but thin.


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[Assistant] And he, and he was the thinnest guy in the competition and he won. And just like, you know, these real eating competitions, it was the Joey Chestnut looking guy that took the win. I think about him all the time. How many did he eat? A lot. I think we did like 10 minutes and he ate over 10.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that is. I mean, he, it's an impressive number that he put up. I think I only, I only got through four or five.


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[Assistant] Shout out Roscoe, younger brother, offensive line for North Carolina. A very talented family.


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[Assistant] How did she do? She did great. How old were you? She's doing better than I am now. I was 25, 26. Are you not?


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[Assistant] How old was she? I'm not in the industry anymore. She was, I think the same age as me.


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[Assistant] No, I think, well, the fridge obviously has to be above 32 degrees. I'm guessing 40, around 40 degrees is probably standard.


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[Assistant] I like it at 33. That's what I like it to be. Almost for each time. Oh, as close as you can get.


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[Assistant] You keep going all the way down to absolute zero.


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[Assistant] Yeah, hot pot did sound like it was, you meant like a crock pot.


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[Assistant] That's not for storage, even though everyone uses that for storage. That's where everybody puts their lids and things like that. That's actually meant to, uh, put something down there to just keep it warm. That's a little like, uh.


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[Assistant] Just a little compartment. I saw that on TikTok. Have you seen that? Have you tried?


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[Assistant] It's not too thin. I mean, it's, it's, it's thick enough to where you can take a tray out and place it down there and let it cool for.


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[Assistant] I'm talking about, yeah, see here, here's, here's somebody using it for that reason. They got some corn on the cob. Yeah. Just put it down there.


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[Assistant] A frigid. Interesting. I never thought that.


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[Assistant] I have a, I have a just a, uh, to me it's just about what's on the bottom level, what's on the top.


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[Assistant] And then it's just a free for all, it's a game of Tetris.


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[Assistant] The top is for cups, and also put like, uh, big spoons or ladles or stuff like that.


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[Assistant] Tuck em in there. I'll put bowls on the top too. Bowls on the top.


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[Assistant] Just the function of what you got room for. You know? I need as much room on the top level as I can get. A lot of coffee cups in the house.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I don't know if they still make them this way, but my dishwasher growing up at the family house, I remember if you put plastic on the bottom, it was not good.


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[Assistant] We didn't have a dryer growing up, I remember that. I remember when we got a dryer, that was a big deal. But we always had a dishwasher.


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[Assistant] But do you, let me ask you this, do you have a lot of great family memories doing the dishes together? Not really. A lot of good conversations happen over the sink.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Oh, so you save a lot of water using the dishwasher.


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[Assistant] But if you let it get full, if you just.


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[Assistant] Nuke in the fridge? Yeah. Nuke in the fridge or nuking? Nuking.


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[Assistant] But we don't have time to get into it right now. I do like a blender conversation. Oh, yeah. Air fr- I mean, starting on air fryers.


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[Assistant] We only basically talked about microwaves and fridges today.


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[Assistant] I'm just kidding, dude. I'm looking forward to working with you.


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[Assistant] Uh, I got a tour, I guess a tour coming up. I got a bunch of dates. You can come to Denver or Louisville or Cleveland or Boston or Pittsburgh or Des Moines. I'm all over.


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[Assistant] Hello folks and hey bear. Today's episode of the Nate Land podcast is brought to you by Harry's, Rocket Money, Athletic Greens, and Electric E-Bikes. Welcome to the Nate Land podcast. I am Nate Borgazzi, Brian Bates, Aaron Webber, Dusty Slay.


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[Assistant] Congratulations, boys. Alright. Back, we're back. Congrats on a job, done. That's Mr. Peterman. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Y'all did good. Thanks, man. You did good. Happy to have you back, dude. Yeah, I'm excited to be back. I missed everybody. I missed all you guys listening. Uh, yeah, it's fun to be back. It was a long,


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[Assistant] Sorry, I couldn't let it go. Well, I started like, I think people were wondering if I listened and I started to listen to it, but once I remembered I wasn't on it, I was like, I don't know if I can get through this.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. It's, no, I think, uh, I saw, like some of it, I saw the beginning of it, it was very funny, uh, yeaah, y'all great, y'all did great.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh, yeah, I saw like Badland, but I liked it. I didn't, first I was like, I didn't know what that meant. Then it made sense. Uh, breakfast. In more ways than one. Yeah.


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[Assistant] It's like the day, it's like the whole neighborhood called and go, Hey, is your dog out? And you're, you know.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I would start every episode, every episode before going forward. Now I'm going to go, this does not represent me or my reviews expressed in this podcast.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. I-I read co-like comments like, I can sometimes like, uh,


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[Assistant] If you felt like this and it gets in your head and you're like, well, then I'll just change. I'll just make sure that not like a hat, but if they're, yeah. Yeah. It's like, I talk about being dumb a lot. So like sometimes people can talk about especially in there, like, oh, he's like, just talks about being dumb the whole time.


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[Assistant] And then you're like, all right, well then I don't want to do that. So then I'm like, that's in my head. So I'm trying to like figure a way to like around that, you know?


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[Assistant] Uh, but, you know, but you can't let it go too much, you know.


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[Assistant] But I, but there is, there's some, there's a, uh, you gotta have a little bit of, like, you know, be like, alright, I don't know, like, uh, you gotta have a little of, uh, yeaah, I don't have it figured out, I've gotta get better. You gotta have a little bit of that, I think. A little bit open to criticism, yeaah. If you just go, it's all great.


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[Assistant] Too much, then I think you can go down a road to be, you know, you're just like, uh,


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[Assistant] Uh, it's like a, you know, a fair, like you're just up there, like, uh, just a clown, like, you know, and you're just kind of hitting the hits. I don't know. Does that make sense? Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yeah. Right. Or that person has multiple accounts.


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[Assistant] But you gotta, like, you gotta be a bit, like, I dunno, handle it and then just be, you know, just go, okay, I could see. Maybe, uh, you know, I'll try to do it a different little way or whatever. But still be yourself. Be the, you know, don't go too far. Cause some of it is like, you know, I always think, well, I don't have to be dumb. You're like, I'm just trying to be, uh,


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[Assistant] I do talk about being dumb, but it's like, just like the, me not being able to turn a light on in my special is like, but then anyway, people are like, yeah, yeah, I've had that happen to me. Like, you know, and so it's like, I'm not being dumb. It's like, I'm doing something that you had happened to you. Right. Or like you've been, it's just talking about like a situation that's like, you feel dumb in that situation.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you just, yeah, you just, uh, but I mean, I'm not, I just, I just talk about the comments when we think about this. But you gotta take us some, you know, sometimes you just go change your hat, dude.


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[Assistant] This is how I look. This is how it's gonna look. That is what he will be wearing. Yeah, yeah. It's not, it's not, not, you know, you're you.


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[Assistant] No, no, I think he's very funny. Yeaah. Uh, yeaah, he's very silly, very good, like it's very funny.


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[Assistant] You wish you were a character. You wish you could turn that off.


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[Assistant] Uh, and, uh, I'm, overall, I'm excited to be back. Uh, also, we might have a lot of new listeners. Uh, I've seen the Nate Land podcast where I told you about the, uh, in the Apple chart. We're way up there now. We're real, people are listening. Uh huh.


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[Assistant] Boys, be aware of that. Be aware. People are out there and they're listening. Uh, so welcome. If people are new, I'm excited that you're here.


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[Assistant] Uh, you know, give us a chance as, uh, as a lot of us will tell you, the folks and us included, uh, you know, it'd take a little bit to get used to. You gotta settle into it. You gotta settle into it. Uh, but it's a, you know, we're here. It's a fun ride.


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[Assistant] I've liked, you know, like when this special came out, uh, when my special came out, it's like also, it's like when you listen to this, it's like the fun, like it's like we're just, just fun.


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[Assistant] It's trying to be fun. And I, and I've never been more...


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[Assistant] It's like, I mean, he's much dirtier, but it's like, everybody knows Adam Sandler, but it's very, very fun. People have a lot of fun. Even Burt Crush, when you watch Burt's show is very fun. And you see the audience that wants to have fun. And it's, it's just very rewarding to be like, you go to these shows and you're like, man, these are just good times. People that want to break. They just want to.


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[Assistant] And he, the way he sets it up is very nice. And like, it's, uh, it makes, it's just fun, dude. Like it's a fun time. And you're like, that's what, you know, it's crazy that you're, we're in a world now that you have to pay for, like you have to like go find fun. You have to go find it.


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[Assistant] You know, that's what's, like, you can't, fun is just not available. What do you mean?


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[Assistant] It's either a lesson or it's like a murder show. Yeah. Like, I mean, you know, it's like NCIS and what's next? Another NCIS. Like each show after on TV is just like a crime show. Yeah. And then, so everything's and then it's the news and then it's 60 minute, you know, and then everything's like kinda, so you gotta go, if you want,


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[Assistant] You know, TGIF was, you knew you could sit down for what, two hours? And it's gonna be like, fun, fun, it's a family fun show.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I just enjoyed the tragedy in the game.


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[Assistant] No, uh, with Kevin, we were gonna maybe do, uh, I think we were gonna try to do something together, like a long time ago. I never met him, but I knew like his, him and his...


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[Assistant] Yeah, so uh, I'm a giant Kevin James fan, like Sweat the Small Stuff is one of the best specials. I agree. And uh, I was happy to tell him that because I think a guy like him is, he had that special then he got sitcoms and like gets out of that world. And so it's a guy that started as a comic and sometimes the older comics, like they don't get to hear


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[Assistant] Like you're like, yo, we all love that special. And so I, it's fun to talk to them about that special. Uh, and how that was a big impact. Like I remember watching it and that's another one that was just so fun and funny. Uh, and so, and then I got to meet, uh, obviously Sandler who,


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[Assistant] I've interacted with just like email or he called me one time.


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[Assistant] And then, uh, so, but it was the first time I got to meet him. And, uh, it was awesome. And we took this picture and it's funny, my, my faces, my posters right behind him. Sneaking a promo from your


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[Assistant] All you guys will be on it. My dad's on it. It's gonna be an awesome night. It's gonna be a crazy night.


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[Assistant] So, uh, if you have tickets, I hope you have tickets, uh, it's, yeaah. I mean, in the, I want to say in the hundreds. I want to, maybe a couple hundred tickets up. Might even be less than that. Might even be close to sold out by now.


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[Assistant] But like we want it to be sold out to be 16,000 something people. That's amazing. It's crazy. It's going to be wild.


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[Assistant] Uh, and I mean, it's going to be in the round, so the way like my special was shot, where you're going to, everybody's kind of around in a circle and, uh, we're going to make it a fun night. And, uh, so yeah, it's going to make it, it's going to, you know, I'm excited for everybody, everybody that's going to be there and come out and, uh,


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[Assistant] You know, just have a good time. But yeaah. So, uh, we got it after, after we did this, we went, I went in eight with, uh, uh,


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[Assistant] I had him and his crew and Kevin and it was, I mean, the best dude, the best, like just super fun.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they, it was, it's fun to, cause I was, I was like getting to talk to them about being in New York. I asked them what their spot pay was. So like you get paid, uh, when you do spots in New York, so you jump around to these clubs and you get paid, we got paid, I got paid $25 a spot for Sunday to Thursday. And then,


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[Assistant] Uh, 25, uh, 25 hours about Sunday, Thursday, and then 75 for Friday.


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[Assistant] When I was there, Thursday to, uh, uh, Friday to Saturday. And then so they were, I asked them and he was like, I think it was $10 and $40. And then I didn't realize, I could tell it went to, I mean, Sandler went to college with David Tell at NYU.


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[Assistant] So they got started somewhat around the same time, like when Sandler was just starting, then he said Attell was like, you doing comedy? He's like, you want to do comedy too? And so just talking about their crew, that's a big like,


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[Assistant] You know, it might probably be everywhere, but like in New York, you kind of go like, who was, who was like your crew that you, you want to know like when people were in? Like for me, it was like Big Jay, Kurt Metzger, Vecchione, Soder, uh, you know, Joe List. It was, uh, a lot of, then like,


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[Assistant] Kumail Najiani, Amy Schumer is kind of our, like, DeRosa, like all this was kind of, so them, you're kind of like, who was your crew? And it was like, I think Colin, he said Colin Quinn was like the older, was like a little bit older than Sandler, like kind of the older guy. And then it was like Sandler and then, you know, I mean, I think Spade and all them, like, you know,


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[Assistant] All them running in and Kevin James is more in Long Island.


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[Assistant] And I want to say it was Ray, like Ray Romano might have been probably in their kind of crew or whatever. But it's very neat to talk and it was like, you just told like a bunch of old stories and, uh,


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[Assistant] It's, you know, I did, I was, I was talking about doing cruise ships. Like I, you know, I performed on cruise ships when I first started. They both have two, which I was very surprised. Like I didn't know, uh, Kevin James performed on a couple and then Sandler performed on a couple.


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[Assistant] No, no, no. But just, uh, just comics. Yeaah, yeaah. Yeaah, yeaah. Just, they were the comic on it. No one knew all of them. That's fine. Yeaah. And then, cause you'd think that with like Eddie Murphy. Like Eddie Murphy, you'd always be like, did he, you know, is he just famous? Like it's almost, you just think they're just famous. Cause he was so young when he... He was so young.


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[Assistant] But, you know, there's been stories, like he has stories about going, it just was a much shorter term, but he would go do.


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[Assistant] These New Jersey kind of clubs are, you know, go do a fire hall, go do these kind of weird clubs. There's some video of him at the comic strip.


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[Assistant] And Eddie Murphy's doing like the ice cream bit. And I think Eddie Murphy is Eddie Murphy then maybe?


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[Assistant] But he's just, you've seen him work out his material, which on a small stage, like you see, you know, him doing the ice cream thing, you just see it at this big kind of, it's a, you know, the movie theater. It's a big, big special, one of the most famous specials. And then now you get to see him at like the comic strip in front of 70 people. And it's so weird to like see that.


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[Assistant] But yeaah, getting, being with them was, I, if anybody wants to know what I'm trying to do, I want to do what Sandler did.


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[Assistant] That's what I'm, that's what I hope Nate Land can become as a whole is I, I, that's what I want this to be.


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[Assistant] Is, uh, and even seeing Sandler, I want it more than I've even realized now. I really like what that guy, that guy built a world and his world is super fun. And you get to see a lot of his funny friends and his buddies that he started with and all this. And it's, and it's a, it's a, that's, that's what I want to make. And I want to be able to hopefully make.


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[Assistant] You know, a TV show or make movies where, you know, the Nate Land brand is obviously


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[Assistant] Cleaner than the Sandler. Uh, you know, even though Sandler's is PG-13, it's not really like,


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[Assistant] It's, but that's what I want it to be. Is like where it's like, that's why like we're doing Vecchione's special, Greg Warren, which should be coming out, uh, late March.


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[Assistant] Family friendly, that can be, we're not, you know, not even making comedy for kids, but if kids hear it, you don't want parents to have to shut it off, and I like being,


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[Assistant] You know, a lot of comics. You know, I gotta see Kevin James. I gotta see Sinbad. Like, I gotta see all these comics that I saw when I was little that I wouldn't have been allowed to watch. Not Kevin James I wasn't little because it was later, but like,


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[Assistant] Sinbad afros and bell bottoms. I remember watching that as a kid and we were allowed to watch it because it was clean. And so that has always stuck with me.


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[Assistant] Because I, like, I felt like I was watching an adult thing. I love some bad as I can.


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[Assistant] And like he was, he was talking about going to McDonald's and I knew what McDonald's was. And it's like, you know, and you relate like that stuff that had such a giant impact on me as a kid that like, I wanted to be able to have that for, you know, like not that I'm trying to be Sinbad, but you know what I mean? Like I like that when kids can come to a show.


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[Assistant] Template is kind of what Sandler did. And I loved when you, the people in the crowd were wearing like his, you know, Boucher jerseys and stuff, you know, Happy Gilmore.


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[Assistant] It's the, you know, as you say, he's the saying man. Like it's just, and you're like his buddy watching him on stage too in front of that many people as getting to go perform.


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[Assistant] Now in these arenas, it was, it was great to watch too. Cause it's such a giant room. And, uh, and then seeing him up there just be, it really felt like you're just like.


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[Assistant] You're like, oh, we could all be friends with him. And you really could. Like, I mean...


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[Assistant] I'm fortunate being a comedian, I got to go actually hang out with him afterwards, but you're like, yeah, it was just hanging out, dude. Like he was like, he's a normal, as normal of a dude. We went into, uh, eat, I went to Jeff Ruby's, uh,


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[Assistant] The big, uh, famous steak place here in Nashville is awesome. And they had some dessert. They brought a dessert thing out that was like.


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[Assistant] I mean, my calories were not good. I've been doing somewhat good and then like this dessert came out and you're like, this is insane.


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[Assistant] Uh, but it's, you know, it's him and his crew. Like there's a bunch of them and they were all just like, that's what's better than just laughing, like just being fun and, uh.


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[Assistant] It's, yeaah, he's, he's as normal as, uh,


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[Assistant] Guy is big and famous as that guy could be. I mean, he's gotta be one of the more normal.


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[Assistant] People. That's great to hear. I would, uh, yeaah. Cause that guy has every reason to not be normal.


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[Assistant] Look at, and look at the stars he gets to go to those movies. Oh yeaah. And like, you know, like that's why he's like, they always say like the critics never liked his stuff. And then you talk to, and then you watched all those people in that, I mean he's the proof.


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[Assistant] Of, it's, it's, it's, he's making stuff for the audience. And that's what it, like, that's what I want, Ney. Like, you're making stuff, not saying everybody's gonna like everything, like, that's the point of this. It's like, you might not like, you might like some, you might not like all, you might be like, yea, this movie I liked, I didn't really care for that one, but like, it was like, whatever it is.


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[Assistant] No it's, but it's, it's, that's what makes it great is like it's a world that you gotta like, you can't, like now it's gotta be like, everything's so direct, like I didn't care for that. And they pointed that one thing, like where it's like, no, no, no, we're just, it's trying to be,


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[Assistant] You know, Sandler built an entire thing that you're gonna have your favorite movies and you're gonna, but overall you're gonna be like, I like them all.


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[Assistant] You know, every one of them you can watch and go like, I did like, that was still fun.


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[Assistant] That's what's, that's what's beautiful. Yeah. And that, that's what all those guys, uh, and those guys are super loyal to him. Like, you know, I mean, I, I know, you know,


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[Assistant] Becoming friends with Spade is like the way you hear them talk about, uh, Sandler.


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[Assistant] It's just, it's like, it's great. It's different. And the way he talks about them, he brought like Spade and Snyder up on stage, like, not them bring them up, but like said their names, like in his buddies and, but the way he talks about them is, it's, it's just awesome. It's like they, you know, I feel like there's a thing when saying their calls, they know like, yeah, just you go do it. And, uh, cause it's going to be a great time.


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[Assistant] And he's gonna, you know, it's, yeah, I'm a, I'm a giant, giant fan of, uh, as everybody is of his world and especially seeing that world, uh,


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[Assistant] Now it's like that it's even more so that I want to make sure that what we do, uh, and then say we, I know it's called Nate Lamb, but what we do is like, is we can do that. Like can make this kind of stuff for, to be broader and like it's not about


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[Assistant] Me or singular, any one of us, it's about creating entertainment for an audience.


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[Assistant] And trying to be fun and trying to be good and trying to be whatever, you know, do what we think is the best and then hope people watch and enjoy.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeah, and see, and that's what we're doing. Like we have these specials coming out. Uh, there's some other ideas that we're trying to work on. See this, especially in this podcast world and release those specials that we'll release on YouTube and, uh, it's,


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[Assistant] In a way now, like in this smaller scale and then hopefully building it up to a TV or movies or what, you know, get it, get it bigger and.


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[Assistant] You know, just get it bigger and on a bigger scale or something, you know. That's the plan.


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[Assistant] I don't know if I've ever been able to say exactly what I wanted to do. But that, after seeing that, yeaah, it was awesome.


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[Assistant] She's, she's about to have a special come out on Amazon. It's out now. Oh, it's out now. Yeah. Oh, great.


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[Assistant] Ramen's the best. Ramen's maybe my favorite. If you, if, just the...


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[Assistant] It just, there's nothing that sounds like the rhyming, you know, it's just such a great thing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.


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[Assistant] When I looked at my subscriptions, it's like $300. Wow. That's one of the ones they cancelled.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, I was like, I just forgot about it. Yeah, I don't know. Well, I still won't one cause I watch, I watched the games on it.


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[Assistant] You gotta have it. We're Vanderbilt's on a, what, five game? We won five in a row. Five in a row. Five in a row. Doing great. Very exciting. Uh, but yeah, we, uh, uh.


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[Assistant] I noticed that three, it's a hundred dollar, and I'm like, where is that coming from?


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[Assistant] Yeah, you gotta make money to take care of it. Yeah, did you wanna make sure it's gonna last?


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[Assistant] The old algorithm is, I just saw, yeaah. That's made stuff not fun.


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[Assistant] Is it? The algorithm also works, I guess, cause you're hearing, you probably can hear about us and like, man, it gets.


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[Assistant] Yeah, just all of it. Like you're just, it's a lot. It's a ton. It's a ton. It's crazy to think I can.


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[Assistant] You know, uh, with ads, I can just like, there's almost, it's gotten to the point now I could be like, well, I want, uh, you know, I'm looking for some new shoes. And then you just go, all right, I'll just say that. And then eventually shoes will pop up pretty quickly.


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[Assistant] Well, it's just fun for kids. Yeah. You know, I wish she'd back up from the camera a little bit. Well, you got to think about the old days. You have to do this on your own and now you just throw YouTube in front of the TV.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but there's stuff for kids that are like, it's just like, uh, shapes. Just like a kaleidoscope. Yeah, they could have a hundred million. There's stuff for dogs. There's a channel for dogs.


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[Assistant] I mean, it's, it was. Why'd you wear sunglasses?


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[Assistant] Like a poker player just comes in. You don't know what I'm doing. You don't know what's happening. Is Aaron even here? Should we start reading some comments? Yeah, let's do it. Uh, so this is the Valentine's Day comments. Was I on that show? No, this is last week. Uh, with John Reap? No, this is the one you've been here for.


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[Assistant] Have an episode about a holiday that one of the hosts does not believe in is par for the course. For the Nate-land, alright, I thought there was a period there. Alright, let's get going again.


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[Assistant] It's the, uh, what's all this, like a period and like a posture, like what's all this stuff called? A punctuation. Punctuation. Punctuation can get me. Some punctuation, you know, you throw it in.


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[Assistant] There's a lack of punctuation. I expected it. Yeah. Yeah. But I saw the period on the next sentence. And so then I already, uh, like, cause that's what I, that's what I realized I do is I go and then I look and I see that other period. So my head goes, we're about to stop.


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[Assistant] And then I get to the end of the first sentence and I'm like, oh, dick gummit.


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[Assistant] But I mean, but as senates, I'm like, it goes back. I'm just, I put that period above, yea.


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[Assistant] All right. Uh, I have an episode about a holiday that one of the hosts does not believe in as par for the course for the Nate Land gang. Zero complaints here. Our anniversary is the week after Valentine's Day. As a family, we enjoy a home cooked meal and little gifts of love and appreciation of each other to celebrate Valentine's Day. Yeah, I think most family gets it. Can you guess which one of those?


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[Assistant] Yeah, we did, uh, I was in Vegas and Laura came. She surprised me and came to Vegas. So we actually, and it was like.


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[Assistant] It was the 13th, and we were like, oh, happy Valentine's. We actually did something for Valentine's. We just were like, this was Valentine's, our Vegas trip.


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[Assistant] And comedy. No, no, no. And, but we didn't do anything. It was just like, she came to Vegas and we, you know, I still had shows, but, uh, we watched Super Bowl the next day and like, so it was like, it ended up being like, happy Valentine's. You know, it just worked out.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't know about, like, maybe I'll get some flowers and stuff. Maybe I'll get some for Harper. Like, you know, we've done that.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, you kinda, like, when you're married it's like presents or...


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[Assistant] It's just kind of, you want to be like, there's not really a point to them. You're like, even though you do want to buy something, but then it's also like, I don't know.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you're gonna just get, you're just gonna go, it'd be better to, it'd be better to like have a night out. Cause it's otherwise you could be like, well if you want a sweater, then go buy the sweater, you know.


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[Assistant] Laura doesn't want to buy it. Laura got a new drill and that was like a big, and she's very excited about that. Yeah. It was a big thing.


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[Assistant] No, I haven't seen it. I don't know where it's at. It's got light on it. Like it's. Oh yea. And it took a long time. She's wanted this drill for probably three years. That's her, that's her timeline.


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[Assistant] She wants something and then she's got to watch reviews, look for the best price. Like it's a whole. It's a three year process. Yeah. Like, you know, I've talked about this before. This is, I got an actual, this is the beginning of, this is Fiji water.


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[Assistant] In this. Yeah, but I'll never taste it. I'll make it last because I'll never taste it again after this. It's going to be regular water.


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[Assistant] I always enjoy the first bottle. And then there's about nine bottles of regular water. Just tap water. Just tap water.


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[Assistant] Uh, Rhonda Cox, I own a flower shop and I want to let you guys know that we don't raise the price on our roses for Valentine's Day because we're trying to take advantage of the holiday. We do it because we're trying not to lose money.


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[Assistant] That's the most festivous argument ever, is that you close on holidays.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's, it's, it's, that's like them raising gas where they were blaming like the gas station, you know, and they're like, that's not us. You know, I don't think they even make money from the gas. But yeah.


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[Assistant] She makes a great point though. It's good to know that. I do appreciate Rhonda saying that. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I bet that, I mean, Rhonda owning a flower shop too, I mean I bet it's gotta be your friends texting you.


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[Assistant] Like it's going to be, it's like my Bridgestone show where it's like, you just, everybody that you've ever met is like, Hey, what do we, you know, and like Ron, I mean, it's gotta be. You got any roses lying around? Rhonda, hi. Uh, you know, remember that time we were in traffic, we talked, uh, do you have any?


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[Assistant] You have any flowers that I could, you know, yeah, you gotta just have some. I'm having a tough time finding flowers today. But the key too is don't get roses.


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[Assistant] Go the other route. Okay. And then you buy like and go, I wanted to make something colorful.


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[Assistant] And then you lie and go, my girl doesn't even like roses. Yeah, you lied to yourself. He lied to you and you go, she's never been into roses. And all she's ever wanted is roses. Such a cliche.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you rarely see, I remember, uh, I don't know if I bought them, maybe I bought one. Cause it's like, I remember you always buy flowers and I'd always buy not roses. You'd always buy like, or if you bought a rose, you go, I'm just going to give her one rose. And like, that's, you know, whatever it is.


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[Assistant] You want a giant, like you see in the movies. Like you're like, I mean, where's that? You know, how about there's one a box of roses or box roses or something. It's a, and the rose like stays for a year or something. Last year. Maybe I did that one time. I could be making that up too.


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[Assistant] Uh, is his last name Bates? Nope. Oh, that's tough. Cause if he, I feel like he could just say he's Bates. You know, he might say I'm Bates' cousin. Cause what do you guys want?


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[Assistant] Matthew McCrawl, the inconsistencies on this podcast add to the many hilarious moments. Dusty says in one breath that he writes notes of correction to pastors about what the Bible really teaches.


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[Assistant] Totally disregards the Bible's stance on divorce. So funny, coming from your most devoted Baptist preacher listener, I love you guys.


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[Assistant] But if you have kids as Dusty, then he's like thou shall not, and then he started


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[Assistant] What's purgatory? Like the, it's kind of like, you're on the way to heaven.


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[Assistant] Okay, alright. You're in there. You can stay in purgatory though, right? For, I mean, who knows? For, yeaah. So you might never make it. It might be an instant, it might be million years. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] We need to revisit the rom-com thread when our fearless leader Nate returns. I'd love his take on the boys conversation. I don't remember what the conversation was.


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[Assistant] What's the one with, uh, Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn?


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[Assistant] The breakup? Yeah, that romcom. That was fun.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I would need to see, yeaah, what, uh, Screen? Screen.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you're like, trying to think of a joke that, you know, you come in, you're like, it's not about the camel.


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[Assistant] And three humps and hump day is Wednesday. And you're like, ah, I don't know what this joke's about. A hump joke about camels on Wednesday. Uh.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I watched, uh, Google, I think I watched RomCon. There's part of me that thinks, if I think I'm gonna cry, I'm, you're like, I can't. Like, you gotta protect that at all cost. Okay. Even if it was just you?


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[Assistant] Yeah, even if that's maybe the most you need to protect. Can't be crying alone, you know. You gotta protect a family.


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[Assistant] I don't need that. That's why Good Will Hunting last night, I was just in a perfect, it was like on, uh, it was on TV. It already started. So it was always a little bit already like, I think I like that. I think I like to start movies a little bit already in it. So you can feel like you're just like, I don't need to go start at the beginning.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah. I'm like, that's just, I can guess what the setup's gonna be. And then, uh, so Good Will Hunting, I was in like, maybe 10 minutes in. Okay.


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[Assistant] And then, you know, then I kinda go through and I think, alright, well, I know there's a scene where he's crying with, you know.


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[Assistant] Okay, yeaah, I saw, probably when they're solving the equation. I saw, you know what I saw when he goes into that bar. That's when I, uh, I want to say, right when he, not for the apples thing, but maybe right around that scene, maybe a little bit before that.


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[Assistant] And, but I was like, you know, I thought, all right, well, I know this is a scene where he cries with like Robin Williams. And so then I, then I just think, do I want to deal with that? Am I going to like, I always have about an hour and 20 minutes from when you started. I know, but I won't watch a whole movie because I know that scene will come.


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[Assistant] I know, but I think, but then I think like, do I want to even watch, do I feel like, am I in the mood to watch that?


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[Assistant] Am I in the mood to watch like this kind of nice moment? And I was kind of in the mood last night to watch it. Versus sometimes I'll think...


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[Assistant] No, I thought of, I thought that last night when they bought him the car at the end and they still show up to pick him up, you're like, no, no, he's got a car. Like I would think he would just drive. Like even when he doesn't, when he doesn't answer the door, you would think that he goes, ah, maybe he drove cause he gave him a car yesterday. So like, you know.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, it's, uh, yeaah, last night I was, yeaah, I was thinking about like, what mood, like I, I'm trying to figure out like, cause I can feel very bored sometimes at night, or you're trying to be like, I wanna relax, or I wanna like, just be like, mindless, like last night was like, I wanted some mindless stuff, so,


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[Assistant] Good Will Hunting was like perfect cause it was like, I just was, yeah, like. Cause you've seen it before. Yeah, I think I do better.


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[Assistant] You know what's funny? You do better if, uh, I always check like HBO or Showtime or movie channel to see what's on. Cause I'll have a better chance of watching something if I'm like, oh, I'll watch this and it's on already and I just watch it. Versus when you go to like,


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[Assistant] It shows for you. It shows for you and you just kind of sit and you just end up drifting away watching this movie and you're like, oh, I ended up watching that whole thing. Versus if I have to keep going through all these things to find a movie, you're like, well now that's kind of, you know, that's, I feel like what we're missing is like, I need it to just be on. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and you're like, yeah, and you're just sitting there like, oh, I'll watch Good Will, Good Will Hunting Zone. And then you're sitting there watching it all over again. Die Hard's on or something, like I don't, but you know, whatever. Versus now, when you go through Amazon, or Netflix, Amazon, whatever, you just end up going.


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[Assistant] I gotta choose. I know they show you the thing, but then you gotta, I gotta start it. I kinda need it to be on.


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[Assistant] And you end up watching Hello World! I watched it with Harper last night. She turned it on. And it was pretty great.


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[Assistant] She's what? Oh, uh, well, I'll tell this and, uh, but she was, uh, uh, she just like, she got sent all, like she was watching Netflix and she, or she was watching, uh,


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[Assistant] And I haven't like really got to sit and watch it with her. Like where it's, I get her undivided attention and she, and she just sat with me on the couch and she started a hella world. And, uh, and we just kept watching. It was fun. I got to see her watch. She laughed at a few things, which was very, yeah.