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[Assistant] It's basically a meme. It is, right? Memes don't stick around for a while, so I'm wondering if you should get out now just because yea, it's a meme and that meme will die in like no time.


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[Assistant] I've been seeing old pictures because they come up on Facebook as memories and stuff. And that was around this point in time, two years ago. Uh, so seeing all that is, yeah, it's like, I gotta get, we gotta get this thing going.


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[Assistant] We need to also think a little bigger. Yeah. Not just do one. We'll look, we'll look. 36 week tour. 36 week tour.


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[Assistant] No, I'm not faking it because every game, even throughout the game, even when I realize that I'm playing, uh, I'll, I'll think that I does different things and he does different things and tab does different things. And then I'll just because I forget once or twice in, in.


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[Assistant] I don't know how else to say it. I mean, and you could say, oh, we all like, listen, man, you have no idea what kind of childhood I had.


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[Assistant] Yeah, everyone, everyone has fucked up shit that's happened to them. And, and I.


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[Assistant] I, I can't remember a lot of things. I'm going to be one of those people that unfortunately, you know, loses his memory even quicker, like in a sad, sad way.


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[Assistant] I haven't retained all of them, but you're right, like, but certain things you should be able to retain just by repetition and my brain doesn't work like that.


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[Assistant] Enough. I mean, I care, kind of, but I'm also really lazy and there's so many different things. We could, we could analyze me for so long and pick apart me.


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[Assistant] I know, I don't know what else to say, there's gotta be, there's gotta be, I mean if there isn't other people out there like me, then I guess I'm just that special kind of stupid? I don't know. There are.


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[Assistant] Yeah, like gaming, gaming isn't, I, I don't know, I mean, it's frustrating most of the time. I'd like to eventually stop playing the games that I just don't have, uh, like I feel a lot of pressure from you guys.


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[Assistant] But, but I, I feel like I'll get, I'll forget things or I'll get angry quickly because inside I'm having a miniature little panic attack. That's how, that's how I, that's how my head works. So like, and oftentimes when there's stressful things going on,


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[Assistant] Even though I might've done something one minute earlier and I, I seriously.


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[Assistant] Lose it. I can forget- I have forgotten your names and not told you about this while we're recording shit. Like how do I not know your names?


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[Assistant] Very angry, very angry, very defensive, very, uh, and then sometimes justifiably so and I go, man, I'm such an asshole like three quarters of the time that when I'm not being an asshole and I think you guys are, I got no nothing to stand on because I was just an asshole five minutes ago.


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[Assistant] Everyone's fooled me several times and every time I go, my God, I can't tell anything. In that last episode.


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[Assistant] I thought it was okay, but it seemed like it was very repetitive.


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[Assistant] I guess I just didn't get as into it. Like I did enjoy it, but I just, for some reason, like among us a lot more.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I am, and there's a lot of other reasons for that, but I don't know if I've talked about it yet here, but, uh, I got the quest too.


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[Assistant] And, and that is something that I don't suck at a couple of things on there because it's not about the controllers, even the keyboard, like with the PC, because I can't, I can never use controllers, but with, with the keyboard playing, that's another thing that confuses me because every time I look at it, all I see is


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[Assistant] If I took like, and I understand this is, this is just me being stubborn, lazy. Like I understand that if I were to take typing lessons, as long as I was, because I looked down at almost everything.


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[Assistant] Like, there's only a few things, and then otherwise, I'm still unsure and I look down. That's probably not th- look, constantly looking down. Oh, and then I hit the wrong button, I'm like, oh shit, and they're like, why don't you just pick up the fucking...


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[Assistant] Like Beat Saber, I've gone to like so far everything that I've done that makes me jump all over the place and I've got good hand-eye coordination with stuff like that. It's like I'm good with certain things, but fucking...


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[Assistant] That is different in all the games is HUD on and off.


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[Assistant] And that's even more frustrating, because I constantly am going, fuck, even if it's the same, like 10 minutes later, I'm forgetting, it's tab. Even though I already did it earlier, cause, brain.


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[Assistant] No, the, the cheat sheets that you had for me, that, that I had. See, this would all be fixed with cheat sheets, but it's my mental disability.


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[Assistant] No, it's uh, it's me having, not being able to complete things, I guess, to follow through on things sometimes.


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[Assistant] I also really like mindless stuff.


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[Assistant] You know, like mindless games that are just kinda silly and fun, even though there's, I don't know where it's gonna go when it comes down to a video, like I played Teardown.


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[Assistant] The video is not out yet, but it, it's just a completely different kind of video that if we were all, that game we can't play together because it's a single person, but it's, to me it's just as much fun just watching a buddy play and sitting talking over his shoulder. And I, I really enjoyed doing that more.


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[Assistant] And oh my god, I, I do it so often, it drives me not- I'll do it and go like, oh f**k, I just did it, and then I'll do it again. And then I'll be like, oh- Yea, me too.


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[Assistant] Oh yea. Cause I don't pick anything up. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] I forgot, how do I transfer everything over?


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[Assistant] That honestly really excites me. Cause it's different and I miss it. And when we've recently started doing stuff. Even starting back when we messed around with, uh, what the hell is that, Avengers spoof.


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[Assistant] What the hell was that? Thanos. Thanos. Plan B. Yeaah. It's like, you know, that was the first time in a long time that we sat around three microphones and just... Riffed.


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[Assistant] But that's what we do when we're recording the games and we do this all the time. We have this quick back and forth real conversation. To me it doesn't feel as natural.


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[Assistant] And you would use the nails as like, you know, it'd be fun with this character, draw it out. You know how like you've got the Asian, uh, or, or really anything, uh, like metal.


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[Assistant] Yes. Cuticle has a cape of like, uh, hanging skin. You know, sometimes you got the skin.


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[Assistant] What was the word of the day? Yeah, they're filming, uh, Scream 5. Might have talked about that. Yeah, Scream 5 in town. And then there was another, some other TV shows getting filmed around Carolina Beach that was not that.


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[Assistant] Honestly, we could do anything. That would be so much, I mean, hard work, absolutely, but, uh, you know, after, like I said, we've learned so much in the last years. Can you imagine actually going into a project like Toonstone with what we know now, but not anything obviously like Toonstone? Yeah, I wouldn't do it.


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[Assistant] We wouldn't animate it, none of us would animate it. That's the key.


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[Assistant] If, listen, if you don't want to be a part of it, I get that, but I so want to. So I do. I would, uh, yeah, I would love...


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[Assistant] I mean, it's, no, it sounds actually like a crazy machine that I'd like to see. She was flying, man! Okay.


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[Assistant] Yeah, of course. I mean, yeah, it was just, it just seemed like it was, uh, you know, like a gimmick video that, you know, but it's thrown together.


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[Assistant] Sorry officer, I'll get off the tree and put away my beer. You're not my dad! Oh wait, that's my dad. I don't need no government.


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[Assistant] I felt like we were there. I felt like we were at that point, but maybe we need one more thing.


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[Assistant] Socks. We talked about the socks too.


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[Assistant] But seriously though, if you guys don't get this, there's a chance that we're gonna go out of business. Yeah, we're gonna have to close


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[Assistant] Let me tell you something about Perkins. Like if you want to get full, are there still Perkins around?


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[Assistant] What was the Perkins meal? It was like the tremendous 12 or something. Was that it? Yea, it was. Man, they brought you like four plates of food. Like your eggs and bacon on one plate, then a whole plate full of pancakes.


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[Assistant] I had an idea for a game, it's like a horror game, cause we were talking about Phasmophobia. Yeah.


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[Assistant] And I was thinking like, cause you know they put you in like a dark environment with a flashlight and you can't see much around you. What if they had one where you gotta put your phone number into the game and then it sends you all these creepy texts while you're playing?


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[Assistant] Oh, crazy. Was that just on your phone? I'm talking about a game like through Steam. I know what you're saying. That sends you text. And maybe even takes pictures of you.


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[Assistant] You gotta steal somebody else's identity. Did anyone see that? Was that Melissa McCarthy? There's a couple of McCarthy's. I get them mixed up. I think I know which one you're talking about.


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[Assistant] Your art character's not that tall compared to the rest of us. No, dude, not at all. Look man, I sent him pictures of our characters. It's okay, we're not mad, it's just weird that you did that. I didn't do it on purpose.


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[Assistant] We got 100 people, we got 300 people. That's a riot!


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[Assistant] You know there's a lot of countries that are just like, yeah, whatever man.


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[Assistant] When I went to, I moved to Australia years ago, and I never got over to New Zealand. My friend went because he had to get out of the country to renew his passport.


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[Assistant] And you could be swimming in the Olympics. Yeah. For whatever country. Hell yeaah.


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[Assistant] So it's similar, it's similar, but I'm saying you as an American could go to say, I don't know, does Egypt have a skiing team? Probably not. Maybe you could go to Egypt and be a slalom skier.


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[Assistant] I don't know anything about Egypt except what I've seen on TV. And it looks like it's all sand. And I don't picture cats in that environment.


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[Assistant] I don't know if it still is, it used to be a ski resort.


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[Assistant] Now, was she not wearing pants? Just a sweater. She will be next year.


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[Assistant] Like imagine golden corral, but in the back corner. Dance club. There's a dance floor. Rave buffet.


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[Assistant] It doesn't look like what you said, Dick. Well, they're connected and they have hand straps hooked to them. I mean, it definitely looks like something he's shoving around.


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[Assistant] I'm not feeling the joy that I previously felt when we played at the first run. Now why is that? I don't know. I don't fully know.


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[Assistant] You know what else bothers me? This has nothing to do with the overall reason I don't feel the magic is like, uh, if you are out exploring, it's fun, but like, when you come across, say those shipwrecks we came across, the chests that are out there.


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[Assistant] There's a lot of paper in these chests, like they're not like fun chests to find usually.


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[Assistant] Wow. Like, I could only imagine. Yeah.


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[Assistant] So there is a payoff later. They've gotta insert a little bit of a pickle every here and there.


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[Assistant] So now picture the menu, compare that to the menu system to a newcomer to seven days. Cause the menu, it's thick. Yeah, exactly.


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[Assistant] So, video game wise, uh, just, well it's still video game related, so it's...


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[Assistant] Battle Royale anymore. But, uh, so I just flew to Minnesota and back and I only play my Switch. I brought this up before. Usually, uh, I could have probably beat Zelda this time, but I did not play Zelda. Yeah? What were you playing? I couldn't resist. I wanted to give it a shot. I wanted a little bit, little bit more low-key, um, uh, Luigi's Mansion 3. Well, how was that?


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[Assistant] Oh, it's gorgeous. Yeah, it's got that, that like happy Mario feel appeal.


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[Assistant] Clean your house simulator. Cause you just start vacuuming everything. Like you can be in a room that has really essentially nothing. Nothing that contributes to the story and you're just looking for one more coin under this pillow or you know, you're just vacuuming. It's a clickathon. It is dude. Kinda ridiculously. Well it depends on how you.


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[Assistant] So you can shoot a slime version of yourself out and control it while your character's still there and if you touch water it'll melt. But it's essentially you and you can just hit a button and go back and forth between you and that. And the goo version of you can go in between like, um, greats and stuff like that. Okay, that's fun.


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[Assistant] Oh yea, I thought that was already out. No, that's not how. Oh, it's not how. Well, that's coming.


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[Assistant] Remember back when I was like, hey, you gotta watch, you know, what we do in the shadows. Hilarious. Love it. You know what I mean? And you were like, ah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like when I say, you know, yeah, and that's Taika Waititi. Yeah. Yeah. And then, you know, you guys ignore me, of course. And, and Jojo Rabbit, I did finally see it. Wow. Yep. Just a whole lot of wow on that. Yeah. It was like all guys.


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[Assistant] It's all the things, that movie is everything. It's so good. So, you know, uh, just, there's a small point. And when I said, you know, Parasite, what am I, of course it won Best Picture. You know, uh, Parasite? I hadn't seen Parasite. It won Best Picture.


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[Assistant] There's a process there. Probably some of the popcorn fell off the ceiling into it, you know.


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[Assistant] Just after this one thing, just who knows if I ever brought it up, but it was like, you know, back in high school and underage drink and whatever, uhm, passed out at my buddy's place.


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[Assistant] Alright, well thank you so much NordVPN. Alright, now you can go back to what you guys were wanting to talk about. And I'll just step back because I'm...


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[Assistant] I don't think, I don't know, we gotta do some research. Can I see your hoodie? Yep.


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[Assistant] Man, we got a lot of work to do to create a bun ball. You want to hit the bun ball close to the birds because if they get it, that's a free run. Yea, it has to be at like a city park or at the beach, wherever there's tons of birds.


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[Assistant] Not yet. The DLC's coming. Or go to Atlantic Beach and just make it extra sad.


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[Assistant] What's that? LaCrosse? LaCrosse, maybe like a LaCrosse kind of approach? Where you toss it? Yea. That would minimize the impact. So it's not pitched to you?


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[Assistant] People are comparing Tesla shares to Bitcoin. It's like the Bitcoin right now.


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[Assistant] I think the Cybertruck has an option where you can get a solar top. It adds like another 10 or 20 miles a day. Wouldn't be surprised.


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[Assistant] Rover is a dog sitter? It's a dog sitting app. They can come to your place. They can come just walk your dog. You can drop mom at their place. Wow. I've been using it since I got Emily.


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[Assistant] And I think I'm pretty sure they're incentivized to, uhm, send you a pic at least once a day. Yeaah. And which is very effective. You get to see how happy your dog is playing with their dog. Instead of being in a kennel all day.


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[Assistant] How much? Roughly 25 to 30 bucks a night depending on the person.


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[Assistant] And the reason I avoided, uh, kennels and the dog park up until now was because Emily wasn't fixed.


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[Assistant] This podcast is brought to you by... Fire Exits. No, Skillshare. Yeaah! Skillshare, I'm sure when I mentioned that to you, you were like...


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[Assistant] Yes, programs of course. And for people who don't quite understand, Skillshare is like an online learning community and they've got thousands of classes covering all sorts of different types of things. Like you mentioned earlier on Adobe Premiere.


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[Assistant] Exactly. Learn them. We can learn them. Premium memberships give you unlimited access so you can join classes that you want, specifically.


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[Assistant] Whether you're just curious or creative, or even if you want a new career, Skillshare is the place where you can learn about a whole bunch of different stuff.


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[Assistant] Skill Surge is also what I would call cheap.


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[Assistant] Inexpensive. No, well, I mean, uh, but okay. Inexpensive? Inexpensive is a better word.


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[Assistant] Yeah, because if you have an annual subscription, it's 10 bucks a month, which is not bad at all. And if you use the link in the description, you get a two month free trial. You can learn a lot in two months. Yeah, a lot. So, thank you Skillshare.


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[Assistant] Yeah. So you, you were talking, I don't know what we're going to talk about, but we can start with something at least gaming related. Cause you were saying, I mean, is this going to be old news by next week? What you were talking about with, um, what was it? Uh, Blizzard.


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[Assistant] It sounds like maybe Blizzard had a very specific stipulation in there saying don't do this.


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[Assistant] What, Simon? Hmm, I don't know. I don't know what else, uh, you know, to say about it.


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[Assistant] Pretend to be 80s, 80s kids. I like that idea and we have to solve, we're not sure, maybe mysteries or what not.


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[Assistant] So if it's out, what are the reviews on it on Steam? Mostly positive. Alright, how many reviews? Seven?


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[Assistant] Very true. Try me again, bitch. No, it just seems a little bit late. Well, one thing that I know I can- It was late. Yeah, I could talk about, uh, like I hated being this kid, and that's what I was. I was the kid with one of the earliest curfews.


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[Assistant] 11.30, some people's parents didn't give a fuck, they'd be like, whatever man, come home whenever, and I was like the, almost, almost like just as shit just started to get fun.


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[Assistant] Everyone's just ge- everything's rockin' and rollin'. Yep, gotta go. See you later.


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[Assistant] Don't worry about it. See you later. My sister and my brother, both straight A students, super straight.


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[Assistant] My mom would tell me, she was very nervous, so overprotective and stuff, and whenever the fire, uhm, alarms would go off in, you know, the town to let the volunteer firemen know to go to the fire station to go put out a fire.


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[Assistant] And any time anything would happen, she always thought that it was me. Like, you know. Yeah, there's a lot more to this. Overprotective. That's the point. I'm gonna cut that out. Was it you? Yeah, I guess.


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[Assistant] When you grow up not having much of anything, you think a sob's pretty cool. You think really anything's pretty cool.


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[Assistant] I paid 800 bucks for a 76 Camaro that was worth about maybe 400. It had black louvers in the back. Like you know for the window. I thought it looked half cool. I like that.


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[Assistant] You know, I wanted to talk about this today. I don't know if we were gonna, uh, uh, the nutshell.


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[Assistant] We have, I'm looking at the board, it says nutshell idea. Yeah. Cause we wanted to do, you know, the arc in a nutshell was obviously, I mean, it, it did very well. A lot of views. It was very fun idea and it worked. And we've been saying for a while.


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[Assistant] No, but you know what might be better is a different ringtone. Were you guys already, cause I was distracted looking at it, cause I got a lot of text just now. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Maybe a custom ringtone that gives like a...


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[Assistant] And then it waits like five seconds, but you obviously hear the first boop. So at least it's just a quick little thing. And then.


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[Assistant] I guess, but we could talk about more things that don't have to do with like phone shit or like, I don't know, like dips or something like, hey, we could talk more about animation stuff that we want to do, more about other things that aren't just this. What?


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[Assistant] If we were going to do, we're already working on Minecraft right now. We already have what we believe to be the outline for that in a nutshell. So the next step in it is going to be obviously us recording it and we need to figure out the order and see whatever we're going to be doing. A lot of other details need to be, uh,


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[Assistant] Yeah, but we're explaining, I'm talking to the people who are in Absarow. Was I, should I not be saying what I'm saying right now?


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[Assistant] No. So, Seven Days to Die is another one that we say we want to do. See Thieves is another one that we say we want to do.


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[Assistant] So, seven days to die and Sea of Thieves comments.


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[Assistant] We have another sponsor. I knew we did. Yes, Mack Weldon.


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[Assistant] Really rub it in there. So, I didn't know the name of it, because I just ordered this. It's the Ace Half Zip. I actually got it in the green that they have. First of all, they've got a polo of theirs, a silvernet polo.


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[Assistant] They're very, they are very soft, like, and by far I've got, yeah, three of my favorite shirts are, are theirs. I don't know, they just feel really good. And they're not easy to sweat through for me, and that's just me, but like that blue shirt.


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[Assistant] Like I don't know, it's just thicker and it feels nicer and then normally when I'm like sweating and I feel like, oh, maybe I'll have some sort of, it wasn't, there was nothing there, which made me feel a little bit more comfortable on top of that.


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[Assistant] And if you don't know, Mack Weldon does make the most comfortable underwear, socks, shirts, undershirts, hurties, and sweatpants that you'll ever wear, and from what we've got, I believe them.


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[Assistant] And apparently GQ called their best selling 18 hour jersey boxer briefs a perfect fitting pair, and I have jersey boxer briefs from them, and I love them. Why don't you marry them? Yeah, why don't you?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I have everyone's phone number. No, I don't have Thix. I know yours. In my head. But I know his area code. But anyway.


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[Assistant] You shouldn't be allowed to get ticketed when you go in that situation, when you can't see anyone or when you can see someone but they are so unbelievable. There's gotta be a way to range, you gauge that, you know, but it's about revenue, it's about them getting money.


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[Assistant] We essentially, potentially playing that board game with other people, playing the same board game wherever they are. Nobody, it's not like you'll have to be there. You could, right, you don't have to be there.


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[Assistant] Well, but, but you know what he's talking about. You got the table, it's down and you're staring at a real table and you're seeing these, these holograms on a physical table through your glasses. Can you see then the characters? The person that's not there. The person that's not there, but in your house it looks like they're there. That's different than anything that you've done or talked about.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Alright, maybe we'll do a couple comments. Sounds good!


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[Assistant] From Unipanther043, this is on the latest Minecraft, they say anytime Nib starts a sentence with, that's like, I already know he's gonna try to make the most extreme example that usually doesn't come close to what it's actually like.


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[Assistant] Matt Roop says, neepsylvania neeps, I wanna build a supertree. 2019 Simon, I wanna build a supertree. What was your supertree that you wanted to build? Don't act like I didn't inspire you.


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[Assistant] No, I remember there being a tree and it wasn't very big. So this is kind of a gross exaggeration. It was just a tree. It was like the biggest tree in the world. But did you actually really, I forgot the, yeah, I do forget. I didn't even watch the series. I don't know how many times I got to say that. This is a show that we did five years ago. How could I not forget? Next comment.


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[Assistant] I'm sure they do. I didn't say it wasn't good. I said I didn't watch it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's weird. And you should probably still test it out, right? You never know this person might be wrong. Eh, we're usually wrong in this case.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I forget that you can pick them up. I forget so much. I know. So much. And when I tried to put one down the other day, it wouldn't work on the wall. So maybe certain walls that doesn't click too. Right click when you're holding a torch. Right click or left click. Torch has always been


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[Assistant] Yeah, that last, uh, horde, or the first horde, that was a shit show.


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[Assistant] You caught a rare fish. I caught a rare fish. I don't even remember fishing hard.


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[Assistant] How, that was, that's it. Yeah, that was good stuff. Does anyone else have anything to say? I'm good. Are you sure? Yes. Why don't you say your special goodbye right now, Dorales. Say one, say goodbye. Goodbye. Okay, Thick, do you have?


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[Assistant] Oh, I wonder why. Well, the thing is...


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[Assistant] So I get a text at, uh, 11, uh, wait, wait, wait, where is that? 11, 13 a.m.


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[Assistant] We don't forget this word, the second word. We might be starting with basketball at the courts for podcasts. Who knows? I responded a little bit later and said okay at one.


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[Assistant] Simon, you build very well, like you've got a lot of manly traits about you. Don't stop, you know.


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[Assistant] It's a, it's an example. Your, your shoulders are still hushed.


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[Assistant] I'm really curious, I have no idea where I'd lie there. Cause it's been a long time and this is post, uh,


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[Assistant] When my right leg got atrophied after surgery. So it's like starting from scratch as if you're like a little baby.


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[Assistant] I, uh, I wrote a little bit of a beginning of a review. You guys mind if I just start off? Well, no. Real quick. Sure.


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[Assistant] And we've all seen all five here, right? Correct. This is like the first show we've all watched. I know, it's kind of exciting.


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[Assistant] There's something refreshingly simple about following one character continuously. A break from all the multi-angled attention-needing plot development that hasn't happened since the hit television show, ALF.


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[Assistant] Also, what better way to redirect some of the nerd world's starving desire away from the Bobes? That's Mr. Fat, with this man. The Bobes? The Bobes.


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[Assistant] In episode one, what's uh, what's Gary Busey? Nick Nolte. Nick Nolte. Same thing. Same thing.


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[Assistant] So, he, this was my first like, come on, like, but I know it's just film TV kind of those things, but uhm, he said to him when they were like looking over that,


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[Assistant] The thing clearly ran at like normal human speed. It jumped like normal human jump distances. Like I was curious why he needed that for that.


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[Assistant] That mission? He didn't. Did you see the terrain? Yeah, he could totally use a ship and then later in the show.


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[Assistant] It's not black sales. But it's good. That kid in episode 5 also was...


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[Assistant] That's, they don't think it exists, right? That's like, the empire, I, I, I kinda swear someone said like. Yeah, I think. It's like the remnants of it. Post-Empire.


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[Assistant] Didn't he? Yeah, that guy, he's a documentarian. He's got the great, he's got a great, like, empire, old, that, he's got the perfect face. Not the best actor, but I mean, it works. Oh no, he's fine. He's kind of...


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[Assistant] Not that they will, but they can get away with murder now because of the world's response to Baby Yoda.


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[Assistant] No, I mean, it could have. It already did leak. Do you see Facebook? Like, I didn't see the show, but I saw pictures of that.


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[Assistant] You're crazy. Heard Disney Plus is tanking. You know who's not taking? Who?


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[Assistant] You know, it's your philosophy here. Like, you could buy this as a gift, we agree. This would be a great gift. But, if you don't have one, you don't tell your significant other, and you buy it for yourself, and don't say anything, just go ahead and, uh,


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[Assistant] Do the job. Get you a little Trimsky down there. Say if it's something you've never really done. What a surprise that's gonna be and she's gonna love it. She or he's gonna love it.


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[Assistant] And now I know what it does. Oh yeaah. IG88. Yeaah. Yeaah. I didn't know it did all that shit. See, that's another thing.


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[Assistant] Amazing. And it was, it was aware of, it was multi-directionally aware until there was just a laser pointed at its head.


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[Assistant] Like a theme song? I like a theme song.


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[Assistant] The credits are 15 minutes long. They milk everything. They milk the speeder. Like they milk everything about that show. When you squeeze it down, there's like four lines of dialogue and two things happened. Which I don't mind.


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[Assistant] Ghostbusters, uhm, the trailer felt really good. It had a really good vibe. It, it, it, obviously it's a new movie, it's not out yet, but it had a nostalgic yet really crisp new feel too.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that was Ryan Reynolds, right? I did not see that. I saw it. That's Ryan Reynolds, right? Yeah. Pretty much straight Ryan Reynolds comedic delivery style in that as well. Yeah. So you get Ryan Reynolds. I'm a little Ryan Reynolds out with the exception of, uhm... Deadpool? Deadpool.


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[Assistant] It's absolutely perfect. I respect him, I think he's great, but like, um, it's the same. It's kind of like, it's the Will Ferrell thing.


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[Assistant] So it's like, uh, what was that one video game? The, uh, the, the knight, lord, or dragon's lair.


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[Assistant] Oh no, it wasn't like that. Yeah, but that was the, that was watching a cartoon. Yeah, that was the Don Bluth animated one? Yes.


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[Assistant] Nobody knew how to play, but they sunk so much money into it.


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[Assistant] My opinion on that is it might be fun for a little bit, but just for a little bit.


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[Assistant] Because it's for the people who want to look. I'm still not putting my money into that. If it worked.


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[Assistant] I've seen pictures, I've seen some people, and even some people in our community have created some skins where they're like wearing it in the game, I guess.


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[Assistant] Anyways, what Anthony was saying, it's like people that...


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[Assistant] Yeah, I thought I heard you guys talking about my dick hole.


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[Assistant] Uh, no, I'm actually checking to see if anybody sent us any codes. Comes out on the 28th of April. As far as I know.


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[Assistant] Yeah, why don't you do it? Uh, there's nothing in our email about snow runners.


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[Assistant] I'm, uh, yeaah, I guess I'm gonna do my best to social distance in a way. Uhm, cause usually with, within this room, we're all on top of each other. And, uh. We do.


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[Assistant] I just want to be very precautionary about this and make sure that I'm not like, you know, hanging around everyone and you know, somehow I might have it and spread it. I'm just doing my best to kind of keep it away from others if I do.


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[Assistant] I saw somebody with a sticker on their, on the back of their car. It was like so and so the bulldog on YouTube. And I looked, looked it up later. I forget the name, but they had over a hundred thousand subscribers on there.


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[Assistant] In a perfect world, if we had a department to do this, I would say, hey, you know what'd be fun? On the front page of our YouTube channel?


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[Assistant] But I think that that would be fun for our channel, a countdown like that.


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[Assistant] I don't know how to chat, you know me, I don't know how to use it. I'm joking about every single one. It's a lot of chats, it's a lot of chats going out. I just type, and I don't know how to add like the at them or whatever.


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[Assistant] He was the first. I forgot about that. Yeaah. I think it was- I thought Ada- I forgot about him and Ada started to do it, but Ada did it cause of him. Because of Niemzalvania. Did you remember that?


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[Assistant] I forgot all about that and I'm gonna forget it again and I'm so glad you guys will remind me. Seven days, get back to that.


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[Assistant] That's right. I was gonna say an easy way for them to fix this issue without it probably not being that difficult. I'm assuming, I don't know, maybe not. You know, every once in a while they drop bags, right? Yeah, now that's what it is. So, one out of three.


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[Assistant] Right, for me like I don't get to enjoy the differences because I never paid attention enough before to notice the big changes.


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[Assistant] I know, but the, the neighborhoods, I wouldn't notice that they were different houses cause they are all, they're all just, to me, I wouldn't remember that kind of detail.


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, it's cool. Different thing. No, it's, it's, those, yeah, it's true.


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[Assistant] I know, seriously. Sounds fun. It's a matter of time before the whole, we're gonna build a family and they're all gonna die. No they're not. They are! They're not gonna.


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[Assistant] We all die. We all do. You know? So lifetime surge.


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[Assistant] Well, I mean, well, I mean, can't you just, you could prepare yourself pretty well just in this established home.


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[Assistant] I mean it was fun. It was. It wasn't like, cause I think I feel like we've had those.


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[Assistant] We have had hordes that were like, this is pretty meh.


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[Assistant] We need to put ourselves in those fucked up situations.


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[Assistant] Cause he wants to take this idea, invent it. Your original idea, oh god, this is not going to be answered.


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[Assistant] So it has, it already has a thing, you know those- Oh, okay, it moves, alright, alright. So you know the badges that people use at work, where you go rrr, yep, you use that?


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[Assistant] It looked like it was your typical Hollywood schlock comedy.


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[Assistant] I went through it. You know how to say the hurricane's name? I never tried once. I think it was Isaias?


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[Assistant] How did he not drown? Drown? He was preserved. It was pickle juice. But how did he not drown? Because pickle juice? No more about it. It's science.


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[Assistant] Yep. You made it! That's what I was told to do in boot camp by my girlfriend in high school's dad who was an army veteran. He was like, you know, you just kinda...


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[Assistant] Under the radar, and they won't mess with you. Once they know your name, you're fucked.


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[Assistant] Right? Uhm, and sure enough, my senior drill instructor, by the end of bootcampy, he didn't remember my name. That's perfect. So it was, I did well. I thought you were going to say


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[Assistant] Yeah, you, you kind of like, um, stamp it with like a, you put it on everything you


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[Assistant] Yeah, but just as far as like looking at, you know, facial recognition is what I'm talking about.


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[Assistant] I used to sleep a lot in high school, like, and I used to drool a lot at that age, so I'd wake up off the desk, you know, head on the arm with a nice big puddle of drool on the desk, quite often.


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[Assistant] Hard to hide the sleeping fact when you've got a pond below you. I fell asleep so much in school. Little fish.


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[Assistant] Over the course of how long was that? We're at 91. Oh, in a week. See that, yeaah.


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[Assistant] I've got some, uh, some, uh, headlines that I read in the last 24 hours that were interesting. A couple, actually. One was, uhm, a lady who died, I think in Virginia.


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[Assistant] And she had her shitsu, it was part shitsu, it was like a mutt, but mostly shitsu.


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[Assistant] Put down with her. How old was the Shih Tzu? The Shih Tzu had no health problems. Right. But still, was it old? She just wanted to be buried with him, right? Yes.


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[Assistant] I ate my dog last year. It was delicious. It tastes like shit.


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[Assistant] It's a really good skill of mine. I got five bucks to whoever kills that thing. No, I'll catch it. Catch and release. Once I see it. Okay. It's a healthy fly.


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[Assistant] I'll let it outside. I already really like the new format. I do too. And the other thing we can fill the gap, another death thing, a 102 year old woman at like a nursing home, a rest home in France murdered her 92 year old neighbor. 102 year old murdered a 92 year old?


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[Assistant] She might have been senile. How does she do it? Uhm, well, they found... Fucked him to death. Yeah, straight sex. Apparently a carer came up and this 102 year old said...


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[Assistant] And, and then maybe said who I guess, and they went and they looked in that bed and that person was like, the face was like, had been


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[Assistant] Feeding? Okay. And that was, uh, yeah. Vic, what you got there, buddy?


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[Assistant] That's it. I found it curious, that's why I brought it up. No it's very curious.


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[Assistant] Gotcha. But, yeah. So, carries the cushion in, it's like off of another chair or something like that, kind of a cushion, like it's not an inflatable ring or anything, which would be less-


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[Assistant] It's a similar topic on the booth table thing, like the wiggly table thing. How do restaurants allow that? How are they okay with it?


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[Assistant] What was your solution to the wiggle table? Like what, what, given what you were-


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[Assistant] Don't say napkin. No, no, no, but you, when you were working for her, she wanted you to fix these tables a little bit, what?


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[Assistant] That's how I was in Minnesota. Until I moved down here, I had horrible allergies up there. It was a really weird thing. Easy move, isn't it? It worked for me.


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[Assistant] You got a good one. Would I do the best voices? If Niebs has a genuine giggle in any video I cut, I usually up the gain about six above every other thing. An angel gets his wings. I really enhance it. It has to be there.


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[Assistant] Ooh, uhm, is it the state of Washington? Uh, human? Compost?


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[Assistant] But that's also an issue. I'm talking about human feces.


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[Assistant] Washington state, you can now compost. Uhm, first state ever to allow human composting. Washington.


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[Assistant] Let's go. But it is, it is, I just read it. It is mostly about, um, human bodies composting. Interesting. So, who's going next? Simon, it's between you and me. Fight. Fight.


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[Assistant] Let's just choose, do you wanna? And I'm going. Alright. You can't turn that on. I can't wait. Now, I feel like it's been a while and I know this is way back, but uhm.


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[Assistant] That scrap action film thing I did. If I read any comments from that, and if I did, I forgot.


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[Assistant] Because we had PLGX in between, like I kinda lost track of...


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[Assistant] Seriously though, I miss, uh, the mute member of the tribe and the goddess of Conan. Could be a great addition too. So I was just pointing that out because yes, that was officially probably the first video that had all seven of us in it. Yep. And I took the risk and man, did I regret it.


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[Assistant] No, I didn't, but like the behind the scene, you know, it was just a, it was a lot. It ended up being a five hour recording. It was a lot. Yea, that was a crazy recording. It was a long one. I'm proud of the finished product though. It was fun. The movie. It's top notch. Uh, Tuesday's Child, uhm, said,


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[Assistant] Slightly disappointed you didn't name the movie, That's the Courage. Oh well, maybe you can save it for the sequel. I was like, that's a fun thing to hear again. Anthony's Famous, That's the Courage. Yeaah. I forget even what he said that in.


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[Assistant] Third comment from that video is from Wyvo. And, uh, the question was, why was that good? Why was that good?


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[Assistant] Okay, and this, I think these are both from uhm, I guess the PLGX video. Okay. That Aida Cut that week.


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[Assistant] Big Boy Bluey, uh, said, we already know what you look like, but it's weird seeing your faces on your own channel.


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[Assistant] And then to top it off, I just thought it was funny to read and, uh, someone really likes Thicc. Sive De Venis says, I thought I remembered Thicc being ugly, but I guess that's just his heart. No?


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[Assistant] Because in the beginning it was not that easy. There you go. Yeah, I love it. It should be.


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[Assistant] We have a zombie crawl in Wilmington. That's a pretty common thing. Is it really? Okay, so you guys- Zombie crawls are around. Just like a zombie and drink beer? Yeah. Just go from bar to bar? Yeah.


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[Assistant] He only went forward a couple steps. I think maybe the people in front of him might have, you know, prevented him from going further, but uh, he just looked confused and looked around and there was a security guy or like a bodyguard went down on that or like got that guy real quick.


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[Assistant] And that's what I heard him talking about, uh, listening to him, uh, talking to some lady yesterday a little while, cause I usually have him on the background and stuff, but, uh, he was talking about just how he goes about


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[Assistant] Talking to someone who you might disagree with or whatever and, uh, it is just the simple technique of, uhm, absolutely listening to every bit of their side. I'm trying to understand. Completely, yeaah. Yeaah. And you can tell he's actively trying to wrap his head around that angle which so few people do. Like it's, that's the way everybody should.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, she just needs to get used to it. Well, aren't, aren't like, I feel like that's like, most, most, most, most puppies are like, you know, so it's like, oh, you know, has separation anxiety. No, just being a puppy wants to be, wants to be with you. Well, if, yeah. It's afraid.


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[Assistant] If we had more, if we had more time and we didn't care what got views because no one would want to watch this, I would love to watch Peaky Blinders with you or anyone else here, but particularly with you because I would love to argue or at least discuss whether or not that's a good, like do a watch along.


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[Assistant] And then just go, yeah, no, and just go like, oh, what did you think of the last, you know, it's like the after, the after show of like watching people do that all the time, right? It's a very entertaining format.


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[Assistant] They do that with a lot of, like, anything that's really popular, I think that there are people who watch it, who are hopefully somewhat entertaining, and then they talk about what they've watched with each other.


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[Assistant] Watchmen. No, I started to watch that and I didn't like it. I watched it last night and it was pretty meh to me. Yeaah. Very obvious things that are wrong with that show.


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[Assistant] But, uh, the show that you like to watch, and I'd watch it just, uh, The Politician. That's not a big series.


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[Assistant] Empire does stick out. It's because geeks, right, like geeks or nerds or, you know, and amongst us, there are, yeaah, are very good at pushing this shit on their kids.


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[Assistant] They shared it, all shared it with their kids, but, cause everyone knows, like, movies that they used to watch, but, oh man, I love that movie, and you watch it now, and you're like, that, that, that sucks. That just sucks. Like, that's what Star Wars just had a lot of people who just forced their kids to watch that shit.


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[Assistant] Well, I think cause they're looking at, they must, I'm just imagining what that room must be like or whatever. They're just saying like, well, you know what? We know the numbers wise. Those, that genre type film for the age group, for these people who are watching it, you know what? It's probably not going to bring enough money for the budget. So why would we do it?


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[Assistant] Yeah, but what really, like, made him great? Because, you know, the original movies, I understand that, but the comic book, was it really ever good? Like, did you guys read the original shit? No, no, not at all. I grew up with Christopher Reed movies. It's never been good, except for the idea of it.


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[Assistant] So, I think the first one was pretty shitty too, to look at it, but I don't know.


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, you are. It's just a matter of if you drink faster, therefore you get drunk quicker.


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[Assistant] Let me ask you a question. Did they say, oh don't forget to bring the dogs toys?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I found a guy and I watched his trailer essentially for his class. His name's Jake Bartlett. He's a motion designer and it's the beginner's guide to After Effects. And I watched it and I was like, damn, first of all, put together very well the video.


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[Assistant] And I'm like, I want to learn from this guy. I think I might do it. You're gonna jump into some After Effects now? Yeah. Wouldn't that be good? It'd be great. Yeah. Yeah. Will I actually do it though?


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[Assistant] Yeah, well this guy said this is very extensive and what's nice about his class is you actually can go in like me knowing nothing. You just need to be able to get access to the program and he will take you not from just beginning stuff to like, okay, this is what you could do. It's like all the way through to doing probably pretty moderate things.


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[Assistant] And because Skillshare is sponsoring this video, you can sign up with the link in the description and get a two month free trial. Nice. So there's really no excuse right there. There's a lot of things you can go learn. You can learn a lot in two months. Yeah, go learn.


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[Assistant] Yeah, me too. Me too. Oh good. How about you?


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[Assistant] Can we, can we react to it right now and not show it? Cause I don't care, cause I really want to see that. Oh, I don't, it's like three minutes long or so. I'm pretty amazed by that though. Where is this happening? I don't know.


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[Assistant] We're 50 years away from having them starting to take over like human villages. You know what I'm saying?


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[Assistant] No, the Planet of the Apes stuff is gonna start to happen. I can see that happening. I don't know. Well, they're running out of their environment, aren't they? I don't know.


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[Assistant] Case for people without money to have rich people make the decisions.


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[Assistant] I'd be down with one dinosaur and like, let's all, and let's get everyone to watch and see so that we can all kind of vote like, hey man, we need to pull the plug on this cause things are getting weird. If it gets weird, we can pull the plug. Yes, but like, we all want to watch it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, what the fuck are they gonna do? No, all we would do is, we, they wouldn't go extinct because we wouldn't just allow them to. We would make it so that whatever was done was done. I'm gonna push for extinction. They're worthless now. If we can, if we can grow meat in a lab.


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[Assistant] Like do you think, I was reading something about this whole meat thing, or somebody in an interview, and they were like, a lot of people thought it was creepy.


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[Assistant] Eating this, that type of meat being creepy for some reason. Wait, like impossible meat?


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[Assistant] No, genetically made meat where I'd be like, I would find, I find it much less creepy because the meat that we're eating a lot of the time with the big factory, you know, the factory produces of it, the conditions of the animals are fucking crazy.


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[Assistant] So you think, well, that's creepy. I'd much rather have something come from the cells of something where they weren't miss, you know.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it just, it just only becomes something delicious. There's no suffrage.


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[Assistant] If it was good, I'd eat it rather than regular meat if I had the choice every time. Unless I killed, unless I killed the animal myself, I would really have no reason to eat an animal.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and, and you can't, if you've read the book and then you see the movie, you, you don't have to say it's great if it's a great movie because you already had the book in your head.


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[Assistant] He's got the pussy factor, I guess. It's like, he'll pro- the movie will probably do well because anyone-


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[Assistant] Well, I'm just saying that he must have a very big, I'm assuming he has a big female audience that just wants to bang him.


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[Assistant] He's a principal of an elementary school. It's a roaring good time. And on the first day of school he accidentally kills a second grader. Whoops! How does he deal with it? Hide the body! In his tummy.


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[Assistant] And he directs the, the school musical that, that, that has a, they have a rally and a fundraiser. It'd be good.


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[Assistant] It's not only that, what you're seeing in some of these things is just flat out bad jokes. Or bad situations where you go, was this a joke? And you go, uh oh.


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[Assistant] Stones have been thrown. That's true, but what bothers me every time about it is, they've all, a lot of these people have already been in wildly successful, very funny things. They know what funny is.


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[Assistant] How is it not funny now? Even though I know it's difficult, it's hard, but gimme a break.


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[Assistant] We need the yang to the yang, right? Yang to the yang? Yea, not in the Nieb's world. Need it. With that one you don't have the other.


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[Assistant] Yes, yes, thank you, and uh, we'll see if we can get a picture of the, one of the worms for the thumbnail. Not the worms, no, they're gone. Should have taken a picture.


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[Assistant] 3D printing, 3D printing, 3D printing, 3D printing, 3D printing, 3D printing, 3D printing.


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[Assistant] We're not talking about the levels now, we started! I thought that, I thought you said pepperoni wasn't really your jam.


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[Assistant] I put it in my face and then I took it and ran. It's like a club. You want to show each other a little Ridgewallet flash, you know? Yeaah. I signed a few of them. Really?


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[Assistant] Sexy. Bridge wallets are funnier than us. Honest to god. They're a hoot. They are.


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[Assistant] Well that's why, uh, forget it. I think we all know why that example came up.


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[Assistant] From what I could tell? Nah, it didn't seem so. It was nice. Even after long treks from lots of people, everyone seemed genuinely happy at the end.


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[Assistant] Well, it almost kind of makes it look like there's just more, too. So it's... Yea, there's a lot going on. I like it.


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[Assistant] Jasmine is a lovely smell. Wonderful smell. It is. And I'm a guy. You know what I mean? I like it. You're a guy that uses the word lovely.


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[Assistant] No name on this one up here, but thanks for a great weekend and helping so many amazing people connect. Keep up the great work.


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[Assistant] I read that one because that was a huge part of it. Yeaah. The connections.


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[Assistant] Uhm, this one also in no name. So, Neepsqrew, you guys are the best YouTubers ever. Nine hours of driving, totally worth it. Hope you can read this. So, that was the same, the drives that people took.


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[Assistant] And not to mention the flights. Yeah, we had some flights to UK, love Greece, Australia. Yeah. Bike sandals. Yeah. Eight hours to get to the airport in Australia.


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[Assistant] So it's just a lot of traveling for sure and it's truly an honor. Thank you for all that traveled. This is from Ryan S. Thick Unforgivable. Go thick yourself.


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[Assistant] I'm saying stupid things again. Go to hell. Okay. And this is from Andrew S., my last one.


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[Assistant] You know in your heart, your IQ far surpasses the rest of the crews. Keep being you. You do such a wonderful job annoying everyone. I love you for that.


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[Assistant] I enjoyed that. I've got tons of games I haven't even played yet on there now. So, that'd be good times. Figured it out. Uhm, roller coasters. Fury 325 or the... That's one I care less. Anyone else here do that one? I wrote it, yea. I don't think so. Incredible, right? It's awesome, yea. It's like a different level of roller coaster.


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[Assistant] It just sucks when you actually get to, you know, like to a bar. And it, it, you can't. Oh, you can't?


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[Assistant] No, it's a pub crawl. A flash mob? No. It's a dance. I mean, I'm saying...


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[Assistant] Contact down there in the, in the crevasse. It's just a, it's just a normal.


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[Assistant] Oh, without a doubt. On like a Vespa. And he stayed at a KOA, I believe. Oh, he had the beard, right? Yep.


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[Assistant] Yeah, really nice guy, man, but like what a, what a committed, uh, but I think he was a little bit reluctant to, to go in, you know what I mean, and our, our good friend Brad, uhm, who's, uh, who's a little crazy as well, you know.


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[Assistant] He took charge, made him feel super comfortable, cause Brad runs every show he ever goes to, you know what I mean? Oh yeaah. Brad. He's a character.


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[Assistant] Well no, no, he was the first person he talked to, was Brad.


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[Assistant] That's funny and weird. We've been in many situations where Brad, like last minute, no plans, no tickets and makes the best things possible happen. Like, like not all, it's awkward as fuck for us.


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[Assistant] Something like that. Yeah, absolutely. Like you said, it's a challenge. He puts the awkward on other people.


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[Assistant] If anyone's seen the, uhm, all those, uh, remax commercials, or, uh, Neibs and I, or, you know, several of us were involved in, uh, that was because of Brad. And, uh, he also voiced, uh, a couple in our cartoons. He was, uhm, the, uh, the guy that was selling, uh, the caskets. In Toonstar.


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[Assistant] No, we're, no, we've got good gaps. You can say that we are, but we don't really. We're really good at it.


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[Assistant] Thanks Anthony. Anthony S. There's a lot of S's. Someone's got an S.


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[Assistant] Pretty sure. No, it was the same truck. Or maybe it was the other one. Might have been the other one. It was the other one. Yeah, so that we could have used a different truck. Yeah, but still. Alright, well, thank you.


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[Assistant] Unbelievable. I say we save our time with Ada and let him just go ahead and tag, use his voice.


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[Assistant] Pretty much. I might bring my white noise machine this year too. Hey guys, I snore pretty heavily. I definitely need my own room this year. I'm gonna bring my fog machine.


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[Assistant] I had a Mount Your Friends, uh, showdown.


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[Assistant] Toward the end of the day. Yeah, if you haven't watched the YTX video.


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[Assistant] It would be fun. It would be. I think we should, no matter what, maybe have Mount Your Friends always be the finale. Yeah. It seems like a perfect finale.


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[Assistant] Uhm, and I could have held off one week with The Scrap, but I'd already held off that Scrap movie. That'd have been a fun thing to premiere, I think. But anyway, yeaah.


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[Assistant] And we talked about the livestream thing too, you know? Doing a livestream for an hour maybe.


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[Assistant] For the next one. A success. And thanks to everyone who made it. And for those who didn't, yeaah. Hope to see you at the next one.


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[Assistant] Navy Federal is proud to serve over 8 million members, including active duty military, the DoD, veterans, and their families. You'll receive a lifetime of membership benefits with Navy Federal, and you can easily access accounts, transfer money, pay bills, and deposit checks with the Navy Federal mobile app.


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[Assistant] When's the last time you guys have been on the, uh, USS North Carolina, the battleship? I've walked around it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it was like a decade ago, but then when my family was in town this last week, uh, went back out there. And holy crap, that's hot.


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[Assistant] When they had like all those things working like, you know, down there and like making it go, it had to be so hot because they're trying to pump AC through this thing.


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[Assistant] No matter what, sweating balls is a thing. You would think.


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[Assistant] Of course. I've known a couple submarine peeps.


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[Assistant] Cause we ended up, my family flew in and out of Myrtle Beach. We should go to there. Like, I think it would be fun.


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[Assistant] Needs gaming go kart challenge. I love go karts. Couple new rides outside of Broadway at the beach and I've, yeah, I just, I had a good experience. Oh right, yeah. Yeah. So, you know, I could hold off.


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[Assistant] Sure, um, and there's layers to this. It is like an onion, kind of. Uh, so two new rides, families down at Broadway at the beach saw these rides and one is quite tall. It's called, well, one's called The Beast and one was called Speed Double XL.


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[Assistant] And uh, my nephews and I jumped on the beast. There's four of us. And you know, the little over the neck. Over the shoulder support harness. Yeah, that's the thing that comes down and it clicks.


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[Assistant] When he was pushing it in, he pushed it, you know, into the belly and it was, it was taut. So he did his job. I was like, I can't breathe very well. Flashback to the first time I ever had one of those. It was on a ride called the corkscrew at Valley Fair in Minnesota.


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[Assistant] And I remember going, oh, it's neat how it kind of clicks. I was younger, just, just tall enough to be able to ride it for the first time with my oldest brother. And I sucked in to get one more click, just to see if I could. And I got it.


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[Assistant] And that wasn't fun, the ride started. You know, couldn't breathe. You didn't fall out though. So I didn't fall out. So that was my flashback on the beast. Got through the ride, that's fine. Now it's speed double XL time. This is about a hundred foot tall ride.


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[Assistant] I'm thinking, I'm gonna, there's just, nobody was getting on this ride from the time we parked, so I'm thinking it's like they're broken.


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[Assistant] I don't know, or people are just afraid to get on it. Maybe they heard the news. Maybe, whatever. But it wasn't closed or anything.


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[Assistant] So three of us went and we're picturing ourselves sitting by each other, but no, cause of weight dispersion. That's an odd number too. My two nephews, they sat facing opposite ways on one end and then the arm went all the way around.


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[Assistant] And I got on by myself. He put the big boy by himself. Yeah. And when he's pushing in the over the


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[Assistant] Whatever. So, since they got on first, they got off first, and I'm up at the top just sitting there. But I'm sitting there, and the weight-wise, I'm like pretty much looking straight down. Cause you're supposed to have someone behind you balancing out that seat, but your seat's leaning forward. I'm facing down, about a hundred feet up.


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[Assistant] Pretty sure. And the, the, there was a thickness on that, the bar that comes over your neck that I couldn't get any finger, like even if I wanted to grab it in some way, cause you're relying on one mechanism now.


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[Assistant] The one thing that locks that in place is what's got me, right? It's obviously something that disengages sometimes. Right. Cause you gotta get out. That's a good feeling. Now let's add the next layer. So I'm up there.


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[Assistant] It's like, yeaah, exactly, it's like it's going from one light to the other, and I'm thinking everything. I'm thinking maybe because it was so, the ride wasn't moving forever, it might have built a nest, or started to, and now it just smells it and it's not where it was, so it's just- Thank god there wasn't a nest up there. Can you imagine? It's making its way to my feet, and uh,


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[Assistant] As it's coming, they get off, I'm like, good, they're off. Then this one straggler person comes, and of course now he has to get loaded on, so I'm just up there longer. And the hornet got about two feet from my feet, and then it just flew off. But uh, that was a moment. It was tense.


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[Assistant] And of course, my family is down there laughing at me just because I'm alone up there dangling, staring straight down, but they had no idea how funny about this hornet. They didn't know.


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[Assistant] Oh, good time. Glad you made it out safely. Yea, me too. And I was also picturing like, the best way to do this, if it did sting my foot, would just be to take it.


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[Assistant] Hey, how lucky did he get though, as far as becoming that legend? Yeaah.


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[Assistant] He didn't get any of that love. It's not too late. I think it is. Chuck's already got the torch. Do you have a favorite Chuck Norris meme? I can't remember them. Just like jokes, I don't remember them.


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[Assistant] So you're gonna go through some growing pains with that of course. Like our bear is going to get jealous as hell in the beginning, but then they will adapt and it will fill his time.


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[Assistant] They'll get along. They'll become besties. We'll see. I know, Dralis, you were talking about possibly getting a dog. I almost came back from Myrtle Beach with a dog.


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[Assistant] Puppy, uh, black, all black German Shepherd, and she was adorable, and my god, I fell f-


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[Assistant] I don't want a little dog. I want a mid-sized to big dog and not all big dogs need, uh, like, when I found out that greyhounds are great apartment dogs. You would never guess that. Yea, really? They're lazy by nature.


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[Assistant] But I mean, as long as they're out for a good run every day, a little bit of action, they're good to go. They have good faces. They do. I like their faces. I like their demeanor. They're sweet. I might get a Greyhound. We'll see what happens. I think, I think next week. There's Greyhound rescues. Yeah. So we'll see. A fat Greyhound is not something you see often. No.


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[Assistant] And I have a friend of mine who she offered like her dog passed last year and she's like when you get your dog, I will babysit it whenever. And I'm like I'm good to go in that department now. Yep, you trade off.


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[Assistant] Cause then it's more normalized. Yea, but I crashed on the couch a lot. I felt like I lived there. Yea, I think a lot of people felt like they lived there. Our house was, just took anybody in.


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[Assistant] So dogs, we gonna get back to that Deadpool thing? Did we, did we need to?


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah. Back in the day. That was my childhood. Well, the new Netflix original series, The Dark Crystal Age of Resistance, is returning to the world of Thraw with an all new adventure. Ahhhh. Based on The Dark Crystal, Jim Henson's groundbreaking 1982 feature film, The Dark Crystal Age of Resistance tells a new story.


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[Assistant] Set many years before the events of the movie through classic puppetry with cutting edge visual effects.


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[Assistant] I like the puppetry part. The world of Thra is dying. The crystal of truth is at the heart of Thra, a source of untold power. But it is damaged, corrupted by the evil Skeksis, and a sickness spreads across the land. Man, I hate those Skeksis. Skeksis of the worst!


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[Assistant] They were cool though, I really enjoyed them. So, when the three gelfling discover the horrifying secret behind the Skeksis power, they set out on an epic journey to ignite the fires of rebellion and save their world.


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[Assistant] The characters in The Dark Crystal Age of Resistance will be voiced by a star-studded cast, including Mark Hamill.


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[Assistant] Simon Pegg, Taryn Edgerton, Andy Samberg, Kate McKinnon, Helena Bonham Carter, Natalie Dormer, Eddie Izzard, and more. Not sure why we weren't called for this. I didn't get a call. Nope. It's a big cast though. It is. Yeah. Pretty impressive. Watch The Dark Crystal, Age of Resistance, on August 30th, only on Netflix. Thank you Netflix!


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[Assistant] What's the cartoon, uh, about a dog who had like two, his owners were like an old man and an old woman?


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[Assistant] Do you, uh, today, it's not even like spoiler stuff, but today when we were recording, uhm, you had some concerns about things spawning at your base?


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[Assistant] Yeah, uh, but you guys are speculating now, right? Yep.


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[Assistant] Well now what's funny is, uh, I was at this whole, it was like the game Clue. I think I told you about this years ago where it was a party.


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[Assistant] And people get their different roles, like you're the butler, you're the whatever. And everyone knows like the killer, you know, you find out who the killer, whatever. But I met a guy at this party up in Raleigh and that was his job.


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[Assistant] Was and as he said was smart traffic lights was his, the company works for is like making smarter traffic lights. I don't know what that entailed. That was years ago and I'm pretty sure they're not out there.


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[Assistant] It's amazing how many people, since, yeah, I got my, my card is that it autopilots.


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[Assistant] It's amazing how many people still don't know that that's a real thing. Or still don't know that there's fully electric cars now. I had an Uber ride in Charlotte last week and the guy was like, now it's fully electric?


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[Assistant] I guess so, but this has been six years or so. It's been around for a while.


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[Assistant] I, uh, phone calls should happen more.


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[Assistant] I'll say this, if anyone's like, uh, this'll throw off whoever you're trying to pursue if you're in the dating world. Like, uh, you know, you're doing the texting back and forth, maybe it started on Tinder or wherever. But you're like, can we just talk on the phone?


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[Assistant] I guarantee the other person is like, woah, woah, woah, oh man.


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[Assistant] It's like asking somebody for who. Who'd you vote for? You could accomplish like hours worth of texting. Days maybe. In a one hour phone call. Or a half hour.


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[Assistant] It's a win-win, you get a better feel of their overall personality, you can get a vibe there other than just reading words and how annoying is that for everyone?


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[Assistant] That should be a course in school. Some people text two words at a time or something. I'm like, why? Not even a full sentence. No.


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[Assistant] And that's why I'm saying like if you're going to pursue someone after a little bit of like back and forth texting, just go throw it out there. Like, hey, let's talk on the phone and I guarantee you get a point there.


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[Assistant] Guaranteed. And if they don't want to talk on the phone, something's weird. Yep. So that's good for you to know that too. Could be, uhm, insecurity.


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[Assistant] Just gotta get through it. Yep, muscle through. First couple words, awkward, whatever.


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[Assistant] Dating advice. Well, I mean, it just all kinda works. Just people. People advice. People are weird, man.


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[Assistant] What about this? You know, when you get up and do karaoke, it can be very scary. And when I sang in bands, three different bands over 12 years, like I was in front of crowds and it didn't bother me.


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[Assistant] You're so scared up there, or a lot of people are very scared in front of that microphone, or I'm not singing karaoke, but when's the last time you watched someone sing karaoke badly and like


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[Assistant] But everyone up there singing karaoke pictures everyone judging them.


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[Assistant] She was still up there in front of a lot of people on that big stage because that karaoke place is special.


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[Assistant] The best of the best went to that venue though, because that karaoke place, you're on a big stage. It's a good sound system. All the best travel in from all around to sing their karaoke.


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[Assistant] No, no they're not. What is the controversy, Absro?


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[Assistant] But nothing improves your character's performance, right? No, there's nothing like that. So then it's their fault, like fuck it.


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[Assistant] The car kit. Rocket League. On Rocket League for 99 cents or something.


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[Assistant] That you put money in but you cannot make any money at all ever and people are addicted to those and like losing a lot of their own money with no potential.


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[Assistant] The devs are also very reliant on the situation where the kid's like, Mom, can I have your card?


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[Assistant] That's awesome. It goes to show like, uh, there are all types, especially within our community. We've got such a great community and, you know, so many, uh, skill sets and talents and all that out there. Like, there's this, uh,


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[Assistant] His name's Danny Dean. I don't know if this is his real name, but he's the lead singer of an Aerosmith cover band, tribute band rather, out west. That, that kills it.


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[Assistant] And I saw him pop up on the Niebz Gaming official fan page and he was wearing that unicorn shirt. My first team was a unicorn shirt and he just looked like a frickin' hoot. I looked into him a little bit more and I was like, shit, he's a lead singer of this, you know. It's just cool man, the diversity and the, I don't know, it's awesome.


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[Assistant] We are. Two fun things I dig about uhm, the history of uh, the alien ties in. The similar like symbols and stuff on like cave walls and shit around the world.


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[Assistant] So there were abstracts from the beginning of time. Yeaah. Around the world. Damn straight there were. Drawn dicks. But also there was this whole thing I heard about.


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[Assistant] There was, I guess for people that know, and I don't know enough, but I heard, throughout our timeline of, uh, humans, there was a point where those kind of became a thing like, like out of the blue. Oh, they just-


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm with you. Good point. Uhm, speaking of the ocean, man.


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[Assistant] I saw this, uh, footage long time ago, but it's a, uhm, it's a squid.


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[Assistant] Man, man does it look like an alien thing. I think I know what you're talking about. It's got like two of the- Can you find it and pull it up, please? I will find it. No, but I want to react to it. It's footage off of an oil rig off the coast of like Costa Rica or Mexico or something like that.


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[Assistant] The deepest oil rig on the planet. At least it was at the time. And they've got cameras underneath it. And they caught this. Apparently you don't see


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[Assistant] No, they knew they existed, they just rarely, rarely ever seen because it's so deep. But uh, look at that damn thing.


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[Assistant] One more thing on that and I'm done. I'll be done. Last time I was watching a nature program that I'd never seen and it was, uhm,


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[Assistant] Half the length of its body. It's gotta get in the way, right? So they even said, they don't fully know what they're for. I'm like, how? How do you not know what that's for? Like, they've got plenty of footage of these.


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[Assistant] You know, they're, they're around, right? Antarctica or North Pole, one of the, whatever. Maybe it's body temperature. Uhm, and then you'd think it'd be otherwise a weapon, right? Other than breaking ice in a weapon.


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[Assistant] Maybe they've just never seen footage of narwhals actually doing a damn thing with them.


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[Assistant] They awarded it differently, but it ultimately suggested that they didn't know what they're for yet.


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[Assistant] You could have a city down there as long as everything was connected air tube up. We should go on a cruise together.


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[Assistant] I'm assuming that's what it is. Like, it doesn't mean I don't want to be out on the ocean, doesn't mean that, like, uh, it's, there's a little bit of that, a little bit of that. Yeah, I would assume. And it's, um, it's just them fucking, all this money grabbing shit that comes along with it. Yeah, like the pictures and stuff.


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[Assistant] They should off to the side have a separate chair where they don't even have to see Santa or the Easter Bunny and it's just green screen behind them and you can, you know, kind of just add Santa in after.


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[Assistant] I love it. He sees you when you're sleeping, he crawls into your ear. You could really, okay, so now I just thought of a movie called The Photo Booth. Horror movie. So when you get a picture taken in the photo booth, you get transported.


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[Assistant] There's that, there's the travel, like there's tons, I mean obviously it's overload, YouTube and otherwise for traveling groups or couples or person. I think we'd kill it though.


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[Assistant] Anybody have the, uh, the Snoopy snow cone maker? I remember seeing that, yea. No, we didn't have it, but I heard of people who did. Yea, my neighbors had one and we just ended up, like, shooting the liquid in our mouths and not...


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[Assistant] You gotta make it real, don't say anything weird. You know, a fun angle for one would be uhm, or a couple. Like, you're very interested in doing what they do. Like, how do I, how can I do what you do?


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[Assistant] But I'm just saying. You double, like five would have been fine and made your point.


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[Assistant] Well they're getting paid, you know, after wages, seg after, they're getting it daily.


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[Assistant] Mountain climbers blow my mind. Oof. The fact that


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[Assistant] Amplified right there. Free solo, that one, uhm, you know, the zero, uh,


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[Assistant] Yeah, like that one, but one of the other big guys just recently, you know, on the last, what's that? He fell. Yes.


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[Assistant] Oh jeez. Gave away? Or something? Hey, I mean, it's part of the, it comes with the territory, doesn't it? Yeah.


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[Assistant] Well don't talk about what I brought up. Okay. You don't know nothing about it. Uhm. I don't know.


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[Assistant] Okay, I was right. So, the flight portion of most of these, uhm, well, Zero Gravity Corporation, I guess, must be this one of this big company. It was the first thing that popped up.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's what I heard. Uhm, the flight lasts 90 to 100 minutes. During the flight 15 parabolas are performed each providing about 30 seconds. Parabolas? Yeah.


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[Assistant] A symmetrical open plane curve formed by the intersection of a cone with a plane parallel to its side, the path of a projectile under the influence of gravity. So it is the drop, ideally follows a curve of the shape. So it's like the whole move


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[Assistant] Uhm, let's take, uh, guesses on what one seat on a weightless flight costs. 600. Okay, uhm, that's- What? Hold on.


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[Assistant] Well, you probably are closest to right cause it's $5,400 plus 5% tax. Yep.


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[Assistant] I'm curious what I've guessed, but uhm, yeaah. Shit. You guys were both kind of in the ballpark.


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[Assistant] I mean, I care about the show, but I can't control you people. What do you mean by you people?


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[Assistant] I mean, the sequel is kinda like, you can't say that to everything, obviously. You know what I'm saying?


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[Assistant] It doesn't even explain, at least in the first couple of episodes, why it's called Umbrella. Okay. It doesn't really, and they have tattoos of Umbrella Academy on their wrists. They get tattoos? As children. It's a very interesting, it's interesting. What I like about it is it's a refreshing new take. We can tell that.


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[Assistant] I thought you, I thought you were one of the people that had seen it. No answer.


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[Assistant] I think Anthony was here. Probably. Anthony or Alex? Might have been one of those guys. Yea, Alex. It was Alex. Alex said like, he stumbled upon it and he already finished it. Adahop's starting to look like a hippie, isn't he? His hair's growing out.


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[Assistant] You need it because you have, you have poor genealogy.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's refreshing to not care. Oh, you just let go?


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[Assistant] No shit. It was so... It was entertaining. It was so surprising.


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[Assistant] Like when it, when, when it happened, it was like just a, I dunno, a couple minutes into the raid and then all of a sudden we're like, holy shit, look at this background! And then it just kept on going.


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[Assistant] Exactly. That's it. Yeah. But Mama Niebs, man. Oh yeah. I'm thinking about titling this episode something around Mama Niebs, cause that's intriguing. It is. She's a wonderful woman. She, I mean it really was, it was fantastic. Not Niebs needs tanner sticks.


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[Assistant] Oh well maybe that's a close second. That's clickable. That's very. People love chapstick. They do. But there was, and then mama's, uh, mama's friend was here too. She was fun. Diana.


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[Assistant] See, if you would have started the whole thing with, this could save your life, this is only for the people, just to, just so you could save yourself. Assume everything I say.


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[Assistant] And I did read, I don't think I picked the comment, but I did read someone who said they had to sneeze and they got gadoink. They did it. They said gadoink. And they said it was amazing. I'm sorry I didn't, I don't think


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[Assistant] So. Who are they yours? Oh yea. But, but that is a good way if you just get a few, but one or two hairs man, that could make me sneeze. So maybe. Get that magic. Yeah, that magic hair pole would be a lot more better than a pepper. So maybe I get a good doink in. I'll try right now. Maybe.


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[Assistant] And apparently the dry comedy bar is, according to the comments, it's a Mormon, uh, clean, clean comedy.


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[Assistant] And if they're Mormon, they're also, when I say dry bar, they also don't drink.


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[Assistant] No, it's just clean, but you've heard of a dry wedding. Dry being the alcohol. Yeah. Yeah, so dry bar kinda makes sense, like it's a shitty name for a bar if they do serve alcohol, because dry wedding, everyone knows what that is. Like don't go. Come to the clothes for remodeling.


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[Assistant] We're playing. Looking at stuff. We're playing a game. Or were we? We were playing Ark. Where were you? I thought we were, this is during the commenting on comments. God, we're, mm. So scrambled.


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[Assistant] Uhm, Dan S says, okay, so this is on the commenting on comments, and, you know, we were talking about some of our favorite YouTube people.


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[Assistant] And then it says honest trailers from screen junkies and his he or he she are my other two favorite channels. So funny and high quality. And I wanted to, uh, I very much do like.


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[Assistant] Is he? Is she? And I've never, uh, I've never watched Honest Trailers. Oh, they're great. I've seen them. So, there you go. Uh, Dylan Johnson also says, Alex Steele, which is, a lot of people said Alex Steele is a blacksmith channel. It's a great series, check him out. Sounds fun. He was on, uhm,


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[Assistant] I mean, probably, it seemed like every other list that I saw for a little while there of people's favorites was him.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you had me listen to one and I liked it. Uh, we got one of our 10% here.


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[Assistant] Uh, Carrie Rose says a few years ago, my boyfriend thought watching YouTube videos was dumb, but after watching a couple of unrelated channels, my boyfriend found yours and we've been watching every night ever since. My favorite is Duralias, his is Apsro.


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[Assistant] Always hilarious. Love you guys. Simon, you're doing better. Keep it up or don't. It's funny either way. That's good advice. Cheers. Carrie or Carrie?


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[Assistant] And Vi Neve says, I work at a marijuana dispensary in Weed, California called La Florista. We actually get a lot of A-list celebrities, can't name names for legal reasons, but I would love it if Nieb's Gaming crew would stop by next time you guys are in California. I'm gonna remember this comment.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, it's pretty close to writing. And I think, damn, cause I think I might have went through, uh, that's it for me, those four comments. Yeaah, you, you, you burned through, like you didn't listen.


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[Assistant] No, what I thought was the thrusters were gonna bring us up and then what was gonna happen was he was just gonna drop so there was gonna be no forward motion at all. In my head, in my crazy head that I know it didn't make any sense, I thought he's just shooting us up in rockets straight up and then what he's gonna do is he's gonna cut those rockets off


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[Assistant] And then we're gonna fall. And then I, in my crazy brain, I went, alright, if we start to fall, if we don't, if the, the front of this, the nose of this doesn't actually tip forward, are we...


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[Assistant] Stuck inside. No. Are we actually moving forward or if we were to fall and our ass would have, would have, would have turned and like hit the ground first, would we be not be going forward but moving backwards?


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[Assistant] Not in my brain. It didn't. Okay. Yeaah. And that's why I should stop doing this.


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[Assistant] It comes down to the Young Turks in particular. And Young Turks, and you know what? I was just going to say something. Go for it please. I'm assuming you don't just watch the Young Turks.


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[Assistant] And I don't watch The Young Turks, but someone can enjoy them, watch them, look at them for what they are or whatever they think they are, and then obviously get points of view from other places because that's what we're just supposed to be doing anyway.


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[Assistant] Yes. Well, we used to not talk about politics, not nearly as much. We're not, we're talking about community. Not in public.


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[Assistant] I have no- how is it? Uh, it's dark meat. It's uh, to me it's like a leg of a chicken.


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[Assistant] I've had it in a stew and I wish it wasn't in a stew cause I'd like to eat it off the bone if I could.


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[Assistant] Probably force you to, uh, concentrate a lot more. If I were to shoot lefty, I could see myself eventually getting pretty good at that because it's just a, just a, you gotta focus more. But use whatever dominant eye though. You'll always go with that. Okay. Both my eyes are shit, probably. Okay.


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[Assistant] Are you done? Yeah, I'm done. That's it. Okay. Well damn. Anyone, anyone have anything before we wrap her up? Yeah.


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[Assistant] Next time on the podcast where we talk about bullshit.


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[Assistant] And there's about 40 or 50 taps on the wall. And you hold your bracelet up.


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[Assistant] Simon knows cause he came by, and Dralis has been there. Thick, you been there? I have not. So it tells you what the alcohol percentage is on there. Per ounce. Everything sold by the ounce. And the whole thing is like on a spectrum, you know, you got like IPAs over here, and the blondes over here.