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[Assistant] Anyway, I prefer WPC. So, there you have it. Thank you.


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[Assistant] It just sucks them in like camera.


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[Assistant] Uh, I mean, I hustle, like, corporations, not people. You hustle corporations? Yea, I don't steal from fucking people. No, I know.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, we can do that. I'd be down. I don't like hot sauce. It is legitimately the best.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Tabasco sucks. I mean, I like, uh, I keep forgetting the name, um, but Bert said it and I said I never had it because I don't remember the name. Oh, Yucataca? Yes, that one is so good. That's your favorite? Is it super strong? It is strong.


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[Assistant] He always does. You know, you guys know that, man. You guys saved that fucking, the spot, or what is it, the damn serious reveal. You saved that for me when I was alone. You're like, guess what, Annie? You just sat there and looked at me.


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[Assistant] Every time, Nadav will come into a room and shut the door behind him, I'm like, whatever. Like, here we go.


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[Assistant] We discovered the correct way to say, I used to say crayons, but. What is that? What is crayons?


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[Assistant] Wait till I show you why. I can't believe you cropped that.


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[Assistant] I lost something that is irreplaceable. But you guys managed. So I got in the plane.


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[Assistant] I appreciate you coming with me. I think I owe you now an event.


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[Assistant] This episode of Your Mom's House is brought to you by Satva. Go to satva.com slash the shit to get $200 off your next order.


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[Assistant] Fuck people up. Damn. Boy, I didn't realize. You're so cool.


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[Assistant] So fuck it's stupid. There you go. First of all. But I don't think women can prevent that. Like I feel like that's just inherent to women, right? We learned that last week with Cobra.


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[Assistant] Yes, I got to meet uhm, what's his name, the truck driver.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, and I think we have some Cobra Tate converts even.


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[Assistant] But, uh, super intelligent, my goodness. And, and, you know, yea, he's not for everybody.


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[Assistant] But, uh, but it was cool that he let us be in his presence for as long as he did.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I had to zip the lip a lot. And I didn't bring him two coffees. He did.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that was pretty cool. Yeah. But I'm serious, I think, I think, I think some of the boys are like converts now, like they're gonna-


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[Assistant] Yes it is. I was a lady when I met you. And then you converted me into a real pig.


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[Assistant] I was so demure and sweet. No you weren't, you never were. I just was wearing like flower prints. You never had the


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[Assistant] I was like that guy in that documentary where he escapes from, uh, North Korea and he lives in South Korea, but he still has the ways of a North Korean person. Like, meaning like I had just gotten out of my parents' house, I was like 28, when you and I started dating, and I was just like...


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[Assistant] Like chain smoking, drinking a lot at night, and like, you know, reading Bukowski and just being fucking fired up and dark. I was very dark. I don't think you knew this, but when you weren't around me, it was like...


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[Assistant] That's not true though. Remember that one time we went out for buffalo wings? When we first started dating, I was eating at my favorite buffalo wing place. And I was like, I'm never getting married. Marriage is for fucking suckers. I hate it. Da da da. And your dick couldn't get any harder. Let's be honest.


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[Assistant] You like that a little bit, that I was like, I'm not fucking getting in a relationship. Super lames for idiots. Marriage is for fucking posers. Look at you smiling right now, see how much you like it?


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's true. It's true. I was like that. Why did you stick around if I was so anti? I don't know. I don't know.


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[Assistant] Really put out emotionally, cause I was like, dude, listen, I'm fucking broken, homie.


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[Assistant] That's true. And that was our first date. The first time you asked me out, you says to me, you says, you go, you want to go hiking in Runyon Canyon? And I go, no, no, I like you, but I don't hike. I don't want to give you the illusion that I hike. And you're going to be very disappointed when you find out I'm not that girl.


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[Assistant] And you're right, I'm not a good hiker. This morning we did a hill. I did your hill, your infamous, you can do it more than one time hill.


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[Assistant] Nope. So what I would do is, so you would go up and then I'd let you, I'd let you, I mean you would get up ahead of me and I'd follow, you'd tag your thing, turn around, come back down, and then I'd meet you down. You'd be like, good to see you.


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[Assistant] I'm a smaller animal than you though. I'm an ostrich. I can't run as much as a bear.


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[Assistant] By the way, we determined that I was an ostrich on the last episode and I think you guys are 100% right because we were in the house and I was like...


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[Assistant] It's great, I feel like I'm finally complete now that I know my animal.


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[Assistant] Are you? Uh oh, what do you got up your sleeve? Nothin'.


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[Assistant] Lies. What do you have up your sleeve?


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[Assistant] Okay, alright. There's just a lot of horrible things we're gonna share with people.


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[Assistant] Yes, because people say, I have a gluten allergy, so I don't eat high-stives. An allergy is very different.


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[Assistant] Okay, so that's the thing, you're always like, it's not good. So what do you mean if it's not diarrhea? What's the number we're looking at on the bristol?


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[Assistant] Why don't you bring it back up, because I need to refresh my memory. It's not a seven, that's not true. Seven means you're fucking sick. Diarrhea. Water.


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[Assistant] Hard seven. Let's see, okay, so let's go back to... Seven is just open.


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[Assistant] I have for the last 17 years, and if you think I haven't, you're crazy. So, I hear a six.


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[Assistant] I hear a six with, it says, mushy consistency with ragged edges. Here's what happens. That's what I feel.


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[Assistant] Oh, I have a four all the time. I'd say four is my, I live by four.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Yeaah, I think so, it's irritating you, and the yogurt is so good for your gut. And not that sugary, we don't have that bullshit that you'll play loaded with, you know, it's candy.


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[Assistant] We get the Swedish kind or whatever that shit is. Finnish kind.


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[Assistant] Ugh, you could do fake eggs. I don't know. No dude, this shit is nasty. I tried vegan meat, that's kinda stupid. Yeah, that's gay as fuck. I tried gay and retarded. And I tried vegan cheese, just to see. First of all, it's just as fatty as regular cheese, meaning the calories are the same.


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[Assistant] So why am I fucking gonna eat the fake ass cheese and still get fat? There's no point in it. Get the real cheese. Yeah, we should get real cheese.


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[Assistant] This sucks a dog dick. It's the worst. Yeah, I agree. It's the worst.


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[Assistant] Well, cause even these photographs here, don't really do it just as to how bad it was.


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[Assistant] So, so one day Danny shows up and he has a haircut. Now because Danny is so new, I don't have the heart to tell him.


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[Assistant] If someone's got something going on that's whack, we'll help them.


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[Assistant] But we didn't, I didn't know him well enough. So he comes to work and his hair looks fantastic. And we all collectively have a sigh of relief.


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[Assistant] Well, because I think people too, like they're gonna see these photographs and they're gonna go, guys, you're being too hard on Danny. But these are actually flattering. Cause what it was, it was way fluffier. So he had kind of a, like an afro. It was, it was puffier around his head.


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[Assistant] Maybe, maybe it was the lack of the beard and then the big puffy hair.


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[Assistant] I didn't know if I could get close to him or not. Cause I was like, this guy doesn't have good sense. We don't know if he has good judgement. I don't trust his judgement.


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[Assistant] So, if you haven't listened to the episode with Chase O'Donnell on where my mom's at, Danny makes the most amazing confession. I don't want to spoil it, but...


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[Assistant] We discussed, I'm just gonna put the question, when did you lose your virginity was the question. And Danny's story shocked the hell out of everybody. It's probably the best story. It's the best, I've never heard it, so before in my life. Yeah, where my mom's at episode Chase O'Donnell recent.


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[Assistant] Yes we did. We took them to a fine steakhouse. And the waitress comes out and she's like, do you want, what, basically what prime aged beef would you like with your lobster tails everybody?


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[Assistant] Drinks, we had appetizers, desserts, the whole shebang.


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[Assistant] Well yes, our nanny had to go home. I had to go, you know, take care of the kids. Sure.


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[Assistant] I love those videos of you guys opening your gifts. So funny. And really high quality items.


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[Assistant] I got a pepperoni blanket for Nadav. Loved it. Pepperoni pizza. I've already slept with it.


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[Assistant] You know, he has a, like a big thing of yellow, just like this, and you're like, da la la. And then everybody's like, isn't that Tom Segura? You know people recognize you constantly now.


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[Assistant] Wow, Chris Larson's a good boy. Who else?


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[Assistant] Cause he didn't initiate. He didn't initiate, thank you.


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[Assistant] What did I text to him first? I prompted the exchange, didn't I?


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[Assistant] Just to make sure, cause I'm like, you know, I didn't just get you a fucking pepperoni blanket like an asshole.


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[Assistant] I was drunk. I was drunk. I mean, I drank a lot of wine, and then I came home and I was like,


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[Assistant] Sorry, I'm sorry. Well, he could have texted you. I mean...


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[Assistant] And also you pulled up this morning to the office and there was no space for you.


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[Assistant] Good, good boys. You ever remember Highlights Magazine, Goofus and Gallant?


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[Assistant] Go ahead. And, Goofus and Gallant, Gallant teaches you what not to do in the world. I mean, Gallant teaches you the good thing, and Goofus teaches you what not to do. See? So read it, if you can see what, what Goofus and Gallant do.


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[Assistant] Well I suggest that we send Chris to hedonism. That'd be great. In Jamaica. Jamaica. I think that'd be really fun.


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[Assistant] That's what I'm saying, maybe we should send them to like, a singles place like that.


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[Assistant] I liked it. I don't think he understands the daddy. I don't think he does either. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] No, you know, I do think, I think Cobra has an awareness, a spark, a chutzpah, if you will, very rare, that he needs to, oh, that's a Jew word, yeaah, he knows Yiddish words.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Very rare, he's very charismatic. Yeaah. Very, very, uh, unique person, definitely. Yeaah. It's funny, cause we were talking at dinner, uhm, there was one point in the interview where I was like, you know Cobra, 10 years ago,


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[Assistant] Yes. It's, it's negging as the, as mystery would say. He'd be like, you're not that pretty. What? What do you mean I'm not that pretty?


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[Assistant] Oh, this is our dumb bitches podcast. Yeah. Those girls would have sex with mystery. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Great. This is a great show. God, I can't get enough of Mystery.


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[Assistant] Virtual insanity. That was a jam though. It was a jam. I thought he was black.


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[Assistant] Listen, if you want to get laid, that's your, that's the demo.


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[Assistant] Let me tell you something. So I started watching the Netflix


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[Assistant] Reboot of, of the real world basically. It's the same premise, they take, you know, six or eight young people, they put them in a house. They have it on Netflix? Yes, so Netflix redid it in Austin, here, and they took kids from everywhere in fall of 2021, put them in a, you know, two different houses now they do it, the boys and the girls are separated, and it's the same thing over and over. Now here's the best part.


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[Assistant] The hot black chick. Where is she? She's a gorgeous girl. There she is. She's into the fucking nerd.


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[Assistant] The one who wants to be a stand up comic. That guy? His zero game, and she's so taken, in the first episode anyway, I don't know where it goes, but she's so taken by him. The shirtless guy? Yes. He's the comic? Yes, he is not, he's like brand new stand up comedian.


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[Assistant] I think what she's taken by is that he is like, not self-conscious. Like he's so, who he is, he's so grounded in who he is, that's attractive is what I'm saying. You don't need money, you don't need a car. But if you're grounded, you know who the fuck you are, or at least you're honest about, or it reads as honest.


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[Assistant] So I started watching this because you know, I love, I love the real world. I love reality shows and it's so funny because I thought, oh, it's going to be so different in 2021 compared to the real world.


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[Assistant] Same shit, different toilet, 20 years later these dumb motherfuckers are doing the same shit we were, okay? So, episode one, guess what they're doing? Hooking up in the pool.


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[Assistant] You dumb fuck, don't you know you're gonna live with these people for two months? In two weeks from now you're gonna be taking a shit with a door open in front of that guy.


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[Assistant] You're not gonna wanna fuck him. So this is rule no- this is like reality show 101 of the real world and road rules. Never hook up with your-


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[Assistant] Roommates. Because they're gonna be your bros for the next two months.


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[Assistant] So I waited to hook up until the camera stopped rolling, at least, and I made out with the Puerto Rican Oscar on the wrap, when we wrapped up, but didn't fuck any, any cast members.


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[Assistant] I'm just so excited to get a trip to Austin and like a chance to start my life. And it's like, you can, you can move to Austin without a camera crew following. Like you just need to, you can just get together some money, save your money.


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[Assistant] And you can move to Austin and not have to, but I was so stupid when I was that age. I was like, cause I just come back from studying abroad and I was like, I just want to travel again. And then road rules thing. I was like, I get to travel. Okay. Here's my life.


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[Assistant] Fucking idiot. Fucking idiot. But I saw the blonde girl say it. She's really cute. She's also bisexual. So that's a new addition to this generation. Big deal.


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[Assistant] She's a bisexual. I think we had a bisexual in the real world too.


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[Assistant] Not on my season, but like the later ones. What season were you?


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[Assistant] And then like 20 million after me. Like people that they just took off the internet to do the show. They didn't even cast them. It was so weird.


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[Assistant] Anyway, it's, it, they're so dumb. They're all, they all want the same things every dumb person wants to hook up. I just want to find myself. We'll find what I'm doing. Tom, do the 20 year old girl voice. I love it.


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[Assistant] We went to a live event here in Austin, I dragged you to a Charlie Brown Christmas.


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[Assistant] Charlie Brown Christmas, kind of a subdued crowd, okay? Kind of. A lot of middle-agers, uh, older people. If you like the music of Charlie Brown, you have a certain age, certain type, okay?


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[Assistant] But next to us was a younger chick and she was all about letting people know that she was into Vince Gore, all these music. Do her, do her whistle.


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[Assistant] Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo. There you go. Woop, woop, woop.


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[Assistant] Right, it was, it was a, it was an attention seeking behavior. Yeah. And I, I resent loud wooers, people that do the whistle, like shhh at events. What do you do? Get your fingers out of your fucking mouth.


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[Assistant] I don't know. Aggressive. I know, and people love doing it. I'm sure at football games you've been to a million.


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[Assistant] Yeah, she, and she, you know what I noticed too, is that, so her bow was sitting behind her. I don't know if you caught this, maybe you didn't. Yeah, yeah I did.


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[Assistant] And they were using really like flowery language to joke with one another.


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[Assistant] Like, well that's a regular inconsistency in my plan. Like they were bantering in a way that was like dorky. Yea, well they were dorks, you didn't pick it up.


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[Assistant] I appreciated you coming. I was crying so much during


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[Assistant] And I thought, oh gosh, this many people want to see Vince Coraldi's music, this is going to be a big event.


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[Assistant] And we get there, and we get in the line, and oh, the line's all the way back there, all the way back there. We're like, gee, I had no ideas. And people are wearing, you know, their Christmas outfits, and I was like, this is gonna be rad.


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[Assistant] And then uhm, we hear them behind us. Some drunk girl walks by and goes, what are you guys in Langford? And then this guy's like,


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[Assistant] And so our line was significantly smaller and it was in the smaller theater of the venue. So yeaah. I had no idea.


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[Assistant] That's what that is, bros. I appreciate you coming with me. I think I owe you now an event.


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[Assistant] I don't know what that will be, but I will come with you now. If you want to watch foosball or... What are you into? What are you... Bukakis. Bukakis.


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[Assistant] You know what I would like to see? Um, an MMA fight. You want to go to a fight? Next time you go see Joe, commentate, I'd love to come.


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[Assistant] That's what I want to see. I want to see. You know what I think, you just gave me the best idea for a reality show. Hear me out. It's called Beef. Not the strip club that you love.


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[Assistant] I hate Sam because he stole my girlfriend in fucking 7th grade. I've been thinking about this motherfucker for 20 years. I want to fight his ass. And then the other guy is like, I hate Tony. This piece of shit thinks I stole his girlfriend. She's my wife. We have five kids now. Fuck you Tony. And then they meet.


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[Assistant] Liquid IV has incredible hydration flavors like watermelon, lemon, lime, strawberry, pina colada, and more. I mean, what more could you ask for? Uh, and here's the deal, man. Contains five essential vitamins.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I imagine so. Cause that is so strong. The reflex. Yeaah. I mean, me dry heat, why'd you not dry heat?


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[Assistant] Let me tell you why. Okay. So, we tried out for, we walk around our neighborhood, we seldom do, and you are the belle of the ball.


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[Assistant] And when you try it out there, all the dads come out and they're like, well, is that Tom Segura? And they all come out.


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[Assistant] And literally this is Tom and I like, walking up the hill like, I don't know dude. Motherfuckerhead.


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[Assistant] No, he nailed it. Cause then I started asking, I was like, well, are there some societies that condone fucking your mom? Or is it desirable?


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[Assistant] But, uh, yeah, what an interesting chat. Yeah. For a morning stroll. That was a morning stroll. This morning, he came out guns blazing.


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[Assistant] So we also had our son's sixth birthday, uhm, a while back, and listen bros, it was 20 kids.


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[Assistant] And I, I outsourced it. I learned the lesson, don't have 20 kids in your house. So I set it up at this local, you know, game place and it was rad. We did Pac-Man cake, glow in the dark party. It was wild. One thing I noticed.


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[Assistant] Culturally, is that dads really do their own thing.


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[Assistant] Uhm, for, for instance, I saw, so the moms all, you know, especially in the south, I think it's a little more segregated, social.


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[Assistant] It's mom all day. Uhm, moms and dads, and the dads at one point I saw like three in the hallway.


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[Assistant] I think you'd put a half hour worth of time in your massage chair. Cause I was like, I was with Juju and I was like, where's Tommy? Has anyone seen my husband? And then someone just points and I see this and I'm like, I have to get a picture. This is absurd.


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[Assistant] But brilliant move on this place. They know exactly the parents' needs. Let me tell you why this place is great. They've got all these massage chairs and then just the loungy chairs. They serve beer, wine,


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[Assistant] Let's see what the most elaborate massage chair is.


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[Assistant] What about one that, that cranks your dick too? Like a hand comes out and just J's your D for you?


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[Assistant] Any massage chair companies listening that would like to sponsor one? Actually we could.


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[Assistant] I'm curious, how much do you think he could spend on a massage chair?


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[Assistant] Maybe good boys get massage chairs for Christmas. Oh my god. Chris and Danny.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't understand why the Ferraris. This one's $30,000. $30,000?


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[Assistant] The sharper image, remember they used to have these? They don't have that. Sharp, not though, not that level. Babe, you have your eyes shut at the arcade place. Like you're fully- I was done. Your hands folded on your chest, eyes shut. I mean, cooked.


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[Assistant] Like you have to put it somewhere where kids can't get to you while you're using it. Like for instance this morning, you know, Julian's crying.


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[Assistant] And he's got his Magnum P.I. shirt on, and these shades, like he is on the case.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I have friends that made movies like this in college. I made shit like this. Yeah. No, this is good. I actually like this. I prefer this.


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[Assistant] That's really funny, I like that. That's like his, like his yippee-ki-yay motherfucker. You know? That's his catchphrase.


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[Assistant] I think this is one of the most compelling videos. I prefer this era of his work, the early years. This is when he still had some sense to him. It deteriorated rapidly.


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[Assistant] And that's what he's going, yeaah, he's going for that. Which is interesting to see his creative choices early on, like, I'm gonna, he's got kind of like a Bruce Willis quality in Die Hard.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I still love TikTok. I, I, it's been a different vibe on there lately, but I'm, I found some like silly bangers for you. I found some.


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[Assistant] It always is in flux creatively, like what's going on, uhm, a lot of people are reposting their best video of the year that got the most hits.


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[Assistant] So I'm seeing a lot of really quality talks.


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[Assistant] Being, that I maybe have missed the first time around. So that was pretty cool. Yeah.


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[Assistant] So this one I thought you liked because it's educational. Uhm, I don't know if you remember as a kid growing up, you would see those guys in National Geographic with the lip plates. It's an aesthetic choice in some African tribes, but I-


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[Assistant] I know, remember like when you would see as a kid those women with the rings around their necks, you know, like in tribes too. It's a sign of great beauty how many rings the woman has.


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[Assistant] There they are. Even that, but that's a moderate one. Like yeaah, like that woman? Holy mackerel.


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[Assistant] Yeah, like if you were to take that woman's rings off, especially the older one, cause you put them on when you're a young woman and you get them the older you get, like her neck would just not be able to support itself.


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[Assistant] But that's cool that you think that's funny.


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[Assistant] No, I'm just kidding. Look at that one. Look how tall that is. That neck.


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[Assistant] Wealth, so she's got gold, right? Yeah. Greens for the monies, golds for the honeys.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, so it pushes down into your collarbone. Essentially mushes everything there. I'm good. GOOF! But the lip plate, what's the utility? That's just a purely aesthetic reason. Beautiful aesthetics, yeaah.


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[Assistant] It's not very practical, he can't even drink water without putting in a disc there. Alright, let's see what's going on.


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[Assistant] I mean I guess it's cool cause you always have a plate to put your snacks on. You know, like you walk around and you're like.


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[Assistant] Something that's been returned. You don't want that shit. Don't compliment that Amazon bitch.


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[Assistant] LPN, if it says LPNN and the numbers and stuff.


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[Assistant] But isn't that the worst when you, you know, go to a retail store and you pick up the box and you can tell it's been clearly re-


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[Assistant] Patched up, and you're like, I'm not buying someone's nasty secondhand shit.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yeah. But he's right. Cause when you're, you got your pussy goggles on, like, let's say you're getting laid on the rags.


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[Assistant] I think so, and I think it started before their dating life, I think it happened with Mommy.


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[Assistant] Yes, and they got really hurt, and now all those bitches.


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[Assistant] Well, I didn't really understand it. I was hoping you could explain. I can't explain. What's going on?


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[Assistant] You know, aren't I funny? Right. Okay, so that's the male perspective. Now, as the female, I go, why are you showing me pictures of other women? I'm not attracted to you now.


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[Assistant] That's a dark twist. And then, okay, so let's add that with someone who doesn't understand that TikTok goes to millions and millions of strangers.


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[Assistant] Oh my god. That was so funny when you were like, who wants to play reindeer games? My pussy got so wet.


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[Assistant] Oh my god, Tom, you're so funny. Yeah, and then like, get that dopamine drip.


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[Assistant] I mean, yeaah. Yeah, she's not afraid of much.


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[Assistant] I think she's pretty fuckin' in it. Yea, she's fearless, dude.


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[Assistant] This is too nerdy. Okay, here's the deal man. Here's the deal man. I like that bracelet that he's wearing, kind of. I get the arm tights. I dated guys who wore arm tights and kind of goth. But he is a fucking nerd, babe. He's a dork. Alright, this is too nerdy. Too nerdy.


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[Assistant] Can we watch it again? Yeaah. It's amazing. So he's slapping, looks like a leg of a pig or something. Slapping it on the water. So the croc knows, here comes dinner.


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[Assistant] Dude, so when I was on Road Rules in Australia, we stayed on a crocodile park.


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[Assistant] This guy in the middle of nowhere owned a crocodile farm. He and his two sons. Okay. Now listen to this. So one night he was out on his territory, right? It's a huge, many, many acres.


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[Assistant] And he got stuck in a fucking trap.


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[Assistant] Somewhere on his, in his property. And overnight, stayed in this trap. His leg was stuck in the trap. And overnight, all these fucking snakes were crawling all over him. Everything in the world bit this guy, in the night. And they finally found him the next day. Of course he had contracted malaria.


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[Assistant] So, so I mean, and you don't, you don't ever get rid of malaria. You just have flare ups and attacks and yeah, that was this guy. And they totally like this. This guy's like, yeah, my eye got like 50 crocs. I'll feed them this and that.


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[Assistant] It looks amazing! I would want to attend this. He's got his chips, he's got his cold drinks. It looks like he's making breets.


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[Assistant] Dude, he's feeding the whole block. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Hi mommy, thanks jeans. Thank you for watching this episode of your mom's house. And if you had a great time, watch more videos here, here, here, and don't forget to subscribe here, here, here so that you will know when your mom's house video comes out immediately. Thanks jeans.


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[Assistant] Clean up. But you know, but you know, I say these things and people really genuinely think I'm crazy. Yeah. But I, I, I mean,


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[Assistant] I don't think most women understand what men are looking for in general from life.


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[Assistant] It is not just relationships, it's in general from life. I think, and when I say think I mean I know, that men are


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[Assistant] So when we're looking for status, we want a beautiful woman who is compliant because it's unique and it's scarcity that provides value. So if you want to keep your man happy, you need to think, how do I make my man look better to the world? How do I make him look better in front of other men? You know what? If I were to just make him two coffees and shut the fuck up.


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[Assistant] He's gonna look like the big G. And he's gonna be in love with me. That's what you have to do as a woman.


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[Assistant] And compliance is something which is going to increase the status of your man in front of other people.


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[Assistant] And truthfully, it's not really a very big ask. The fact that it's basically pointless is the whole point of it. I drink one, I don't drink the other one. It's just a respect thing. It's doing something which is basically pointless to show you have respect for me. And that's not me being insecure or crazy or whatever. I have a lot of jobs as a man, and I make sure I fulfill my side of the duty fantastically.


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[Assistant] I'm not going to let anything happen to you, I'm going to take care of us financially, etc, etc. So if I do my side of the bargain, I want your side of the bargain, which is I want to feel respected in the household.


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[Assistant] But this is actually one of the problems I have. I want you guys to feel sorry for me. Maybe with your big channel we can start a charity and get some money going. Because you know what happens now? What? My life, you know, I'm flying on private jets. I'm eating in all these restaurants. I'm driving all these super cars and it's very hard for me to find a way for women to show me


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[Assistant] Respect, cause they're just like on the jet, duh. I go to the restaurant, duh. They're in the club, duh. That's what I'm saying. You know what I mean? And they're like, and most dudes are happy just to get bit at pussy, but like who doesn't want to fuck me?


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[Assistant] You know what, so many women say to me, you're so, Andrew, you know what, you're so rich, but you're smart, and you're actually very intelligent, and I know you'd get really bored of a, like, a robo. And I'm sitting there thinking, bitch, I wish to God you were a robo.


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[Assistant] Well the truth is, you know what's crazy about all of this, cause when people attack my views, what they don't understand is that the relationships I'm describing are not just perfect for the man. Women are absolutely happy serving a man they respect.


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[Assistant] Women are absolutely happy saying, you know what, I know I have the best man on the planet and I know I make him happy. Women are happy with that. Yeah, that's true. They're far more happy with that than they are working some fucking career.


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[Assistant] Listen, a revolution is nothing more than men standing in one place and saying this shit has to change. The reason there's no revolution despite the absolute tyranny we experience here in the western world is because most men aren't allowed out the house because their wife will get mad at them. You have to be home at 10 o'clock. Come home. You're not allowed out.


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[Assistant] Sure, sure you should be home for your kids, but my point is, you're not gonna feel like a king or feel brave enough to go and rebel against a new world order if you don't even feel in charge of your own house.


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[Assistant] If you're not a king in your own house, then how are you a king anywhere else? Right?


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[Assistant] And the law is set up in a way in the western world, the law is set up in a way in the western world where men have absolutely zero power. Most men are clinically depressed, working jobs they hate, in sexless marriages, and they know they can't leave because they lose the house and they lose the kids and they lose everything else. So they don't have time to be concerned with anything that's actually happening in the world.


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[Assistant] They're gonna sit there and go, you know what? I'm a feminist. You can't tell me what to do. I'm allowed to go out with my friends. He's just my friend. I'm allowed to sleep at his house and drink vodka. Oh, I only sucked his dick. What's the problem? You know what? Fine, we get a divorce. I'm taking the fucking house.


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[Assistant] Like, anyone who's out here who's actually been through something, as I have, knows that when the fight goes down, you need the women protected in a way. You don't need the screaming in your ear, right? So there's shit at it. That's the first thing.


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[Assistant] And the second thing, it's part of the SIO. They're masculine. In the western world, they're trying to turn females masculine. It's not an accident. None of this is an accident. All of this is done very, very purposefully. And it's to destroy the will of man.


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[Assistant] That's a good question, and I think you have to look at it under a different frame.


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[Assistant] And funny. If she's only with me for those things, and I'm only with her because she's beautiful and shuts the fuck up, who's more shallow? Uhm, you.


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[Assistant] But I think that this whole idea of shallow is kinda hard to define, right? Some go, they're only with you because you're rich and tall and gorgeous. W-w-what the fuck?


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[Assistant] I have many concurrent serious relationships as we speak.


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[Assistant] No, because that means they can talk to other dudes. That's fucking haram.


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[Assistant] And the modern science of the devil, just because we can work out how the dad is, doesn't mean the actions are acceptable. That's, that's true. Under the word of, under the will of God. I can walk and have ten, I can walk and have ten wives behind me. That's perfectly acceptable. If a woman has ten men, it's disgusting.


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[Assistant] Monogamous? What the fuck is monogamous? So wait, wait. You mean her being monogamous to me or me being monogamous to her?


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[Assistant] I'm the big G. I don't think you understand. You cannot drain the big G's finances. The biggest mistake you could possibly make, the biggest mistake a female could possibly make is trying to go to war.


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[Assistant] Absolutely, it's not that I'm some psycho and I don't believe that men and women should be in love, I'm not saying that, I'm just saying I should be allowed to have a bunch of chicks and do whatever I want and she should obey. And if she, and if she will do that then I absolutely will love her, why wouldn't I? Right? Love is a real thing and love is a beautiful thing.


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[Assistant] Maybe. I think that's really the case.


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[Assistant] Well, it's just, I just don't see the advantage. I really do believe that if any man


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[Assistant] This is a red pill most people don't want to accept. But if any man, if you were to get any man on the planet and say to him, you have a wife and she loves you and she's gonna remain loyal to you and you can still fuck around with other women. Do you want that yes or no? If any man's honest, he's gonna say yes.


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[Assistant] I managed to pull it off, right? I don't pull it off with money or anything else. I just, I meet beautiful young ladies who look at me and go, you know what?


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[Assistant] Andrew, you're such a special individual. You're such an amazing character that I accept. It's like when, alright. You like cars, don't you? Yeah. Alright. If you buy a McLaren.


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[Assistant] You accept that half the time it's gonna fucking break for no reason.


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[Assistant] That's a, I can answer that question in so many different ways. It's like 10 different answers I can give. But I think truthfully, in the world we're living in now,


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[Assistant] I use this analogy a lot, maybe I overuse it, but you need to find a way to some degree to escape the matrix. And I, and I say the matrix because the matrix, the way it is designed-


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[Assistant] I've literally escaped the matrix in nearly every form. So any form of oppression no longer applies to me. I can't be cancelled. I can say what I want.


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[Assistant] When finances are secure, I've escaped the matrix. And when I talk about the matrix, it primarily applies to men because men are the backbone of the slave force.


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[Assistant] We always have been and always will be. And unfortunately now, if you're a law-abiding man inside The Matrix, your future and the life that is laid out for you is nothing but depressing. You're gonna go to school, you're gonna get in debt, you're gonna get a job, you're gonna get a wife, divorce is coming, you're gonna lose the house eventually, your job's shit, inflation's outpacing your wages, you're gonna work, work, work, no one's gonna appreciate it, now you're old and your life's over. That is The Matrix for 99% of men. And you need to find a way to escape it.


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[Assistant] And I guess I was kind of fortunate from a young age that I always knew that the Matrix was coming and that the system is designed to oppress. The people who make the rules do not make the rules for the benefit of us, they make the rules for the benefit of the people who make the rules.


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[Assistant] And I knew that. And I think every person intrinsically knows that. Like if it's four in the morning and you're sitting in a gas station and a Lambo pulls up, you're probably thinking drug dealer or criminal. You're not thinking, oh, he definitely went to school.


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[Assistant] They're, they're so smart that they're socially weird. Yeah. So like my father was socially strange, but he was a genius. And on top of that, he's like a six foot four black dude. So it's very unusual, like a chess grandmaster, but he's also physically intimidating. Yeah. But he's also socially weird. So he's a kind of weird guy to be around. Yeah. But he was nomadic and uh,


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[Assistant] He was just hustling, sometimes he'd have to go down to the local chess park and just hustle for, for dollars to eat. And other times he's beaten grandmasters for 20, 30 grand paycheck. So it's kinda, it was an interesting life. And he taught me a lot about the fact that the system is absolutely broken. It's designed to oppress.


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[Assistant] And that the majority of people who stick to the rules are going to lose. I don't want to sit here on a podcast that goes out to this many people and encourage anyone to break the law in any form, but the idea of the law abiding citizen has been decimated in real time. And the last two, two or three years ago, you could stand there and proudly say I'm a law abiding citizen.


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[Assistant] The last two years, if they have not taught you that being a law abiding citizen is going to turn you nothing into a fucking experiment for Big Pharma, then you're an idiot. You can no longer obey the law.


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[Assistant] And I'm not saying you have to break the law, but you need to find a way to do what the elites do, which is bend the law. You can no longer sit there and go, I'm just going to follow the rules and it's going to be okay. No, it isn't. And if you're a man and if you're a man.


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[Assistant] It's your job to find a way to not be sticking to those rules enough to escape the matrix and become free. Because what's actually most crazy about this period of history is that it's actually the easiest time in human history to become rich.


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[Assistant] And the reason for that is because there's so many people inside the Matrix being destroyed. Money has to go somewhere. I've made so much money during COVID, it's absolutely incredible.


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[Assistant] And a whole bunch of people got lucky. They buy a crypto coin, it fucking goes off 100x and this kind of crap. Like there's money just flowing around the world.


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[Assistant] I was a fighter. So there's, there's my two primary sources. I have three primary sources of income. Wait, three, four. I'm thinking of which ones I'll tell you about. Four. I have four primary sources of income that I'm prepared to disclose to the world. Okay. Sure. Go ahead. The first thing is I own some casinos in Romania. Fantastic.


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[Assistant] The story of how I opened them is long, but I'll make it very, very short. There was a guy who owns 400 casinos, three brothers, mafia guys that own 400 casinos throughout Eastern Europe. I came up to him and said, look, I want to do a franchise with you. They said, we're not interested in franchises. We have enough money. We just open them ourselves. We turn over 10 million euros a day. Why do I need to?


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[Assistant] Eventually I came up with a plan and I said, look, how about this? I'll open up your locations directly next to your biggest competitor. So I'll go to war for you next to the competitor. Worst case the location doesn't pay any money, but at least it takes money from your competitor. I'll give you a percentage of turnover. So even if it doesn't make profit, you make money. I'll take all the financial risk. They agreed. I start opening up next to their biggest competitor.


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[Assistant] So, a female without instruction is headed for destruction. Women are intrinsically lazy. Yep. Intrinsically.


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[Assistant] If you show a man how to make $1,000 in an hour, he'll think, I can make $24,000 a day. If you show a woman how to make $1,000 in an hour, she'll think, I only have to work three hours a week, because they are fucking LAZY.


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[Assistant] Absolutely. So my brother comes along and says, listen, you're making a little bit of money.


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[Assistant] More than that. And then I've got, uh, uh, online school actually called Hustler's University. I have a university online. Really? Yes. And I teach people how to make money with 18 modern wealth creation methods. What? Oh, that's cool.


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[Assistant] So how can somebody sign up for that? That is on CobraTake.com. Uh, you can see it. It's called Hustlers University. It's $49 a month.


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[Assistant] And I teach 18 modern wealth creation methods on how to make money. And I do this not because I'm a philanthropist. I want everyone to understand this is not philanthropy. I'm not trying to be a nice guy and I'm certainly not trying to make money. But I believe


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[Assistant] I genuinely believe we're living in a pivotal period of human history. I believe that things are about to get a lot worse before they get better. And I believe that anyone who thinks like me and is aligned with me and understands about the global enslavement, if they're going to be on my team, I want them to be rich. Money gives you power. So I am teaching anybody who will listen to my videos and understand what I'm saying and doesn't hate


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[Assistant] How to make as much money as possible. Cause when the time comes and the battle call is made, I need rich people around me. That's what Hustlers University is about. So it's right there. We teach everything about how to make money from cryptocurrency and e-commerce stocks. Can a woman sign up for this? Anybody.


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[Assistant] So that's Hostel's University. I teach 18 modern wealth creation methods. There's me and there's 17 other professors in there teaching how to make money. It's only $49 a month. We have about 6,000 students. So that's doing well. Wow. So you are making some real money, man. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'll be honest. I say I make $2 million a month, something like that. Wow. Fantastic.


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[Assistant] I do alright, I do alright. And then I also have, the last thing I'll talk about is the war room. And the war room is my own secret society.


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[Assistant] The Hustlers University is about money and the War Room is about everything else outside of money.


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[Assistant] They're fueling the jet. I mean, when I first got here, I had the one coffee, I said fuel the jet. Now the jet, the fuel's going in, so I'm probably gonna have to bounce.


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[Assistant] But anyway, sorry for ranting on and on about the global enslavement of man, but you know what? No, no, I'm not fucking sorry for anything.


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[Assistant] If you're a man, if you're a man with any level of testosterone level, and you've been witnessing what's been happening in the world in the last two years, I struggle to sleep at night. Like literally what's happening is fucking crazy. And I'm struggling to sleep. And I'm a, I'm an individual with...


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[Assistant] You need to prepare for this and the whole idea of prepping in the old traditional sense of buying a bunch of food and hiding in the forest and the cabin in the woods. That ain't gonna work either. You need a global network, you need a secret society, you need places you can hide, you need money, and you need the ability to bounce. That's what you need. That's what I have.


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[Assistant] But I don't know how fucking Joe Schmo's even functioning in society nowadays, cause I would be, I'd be furious. I'd be like, what the fuck? You tell me inflation's


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[Assistant] We suffer. The modern world suffers from a bout of cowardice.


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[Assistant] The average man in the world today is just a fucking coward. It's not that he doesn't pay attention.


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[Assistant] Need to do something. You're implored to act. They don't want that.


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[Assistant] Pandemic of cowardice. That's the only pandemic in the world today. I see it. Men say all the time, well, it's not that bad. You know, it's that bad. You're just too pussy to admit it because you don't know what the fucking do about it. That's the thing is that they don't know what to do. They don't know what to do.


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[Assistant] Look, we're not breaking any laws, fucking FBI. You can join as much as you want. All we're doing is, we're sitting around, men who understand. I'm a chess player, right? My father was a chess player.


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[Assistant] I truly have no intention of changing the world. I have no political affiliation. I'm not Republican, I'm not Democrat, I'm not right, I'm not left.


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[Assistant] I don't believe in changing the rules of the game. I believe in winning. In chess, when you look at the board, you don't sit there and go, I'm losing, I wish a pawn could move that way. That's stupid, because that's not the game. What I do believe in saying is, okay, I'm fucked, but what's the best possible move?


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[Assistant] And what you'll actually notice is, a grandmaster, you play a grandmaster at chess, he is sticking to the same rules as you. He's within the same constraints, but he will destroy you.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but I'm, but I'm still, yeah, it is, but you know what? What's truth? It was, it's kind of upsetting to some degrees. I'm still crap. Like I'm good, but I'm shit. Because like, I could, I could play any normal person and smoke them.


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[Assistant] In elo and chess terms, I'm around 1,800. I don't know if anyone knows what that is. But my father was a master, he was like 2,500. And uh, it's amazing how good these people are at chess. My father used to beat me at chess from the other room.


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[Assistant] So I'd have the board. He'd be cooking dinner. I'd say E4, C5, Nf3, Nc6. He'd just read it out while cooking dinner and smoke without looking at the chess board.


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[Assistant] America. So I lost my chess coach and I decided to do something that's similar.


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[Assistant] And to me, chess is war, kickboxing is war, it's one on one, there's no luck, there's no team that's there to help you or save you, and you have to be ruthless, you have to crush your opponent absolutely, and also another thing about chess and fighting that's completely the same is, if you lose,


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[Assistant] You made a mistake. And in life, I believe if you lose at some point in life, you got complacent, you made a mistake. Even with a complete black swan event like COVID.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I started when I was like 17. Uhm, I had, I had 87 fights, a lot of fights.


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[Assistant] No, you know what it is. So there's a video, if you can actually find it, if you go to YouTube and you look in my highlight reel, there's a video of me fighting in Macedonia in the World Championships. I was representing the USA and I fought a German fighter. If you type into YouTube, Andrew Tate highlights, it will come up. And there's me against a German guy.


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[Assistant] Seeing him on the floor was, that's it, the top one. Seeing him on the floor, you'll scroll through to see a guy in German shorts. Seeing him on the floor was kinda cool. But you know what was much cooler? Seeing the look on his wife's face.


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[Assistant] Well, you just saw your man get beaten the fuck out of. Well, you're gonna suck his dick. No, here we go. So watch in about 45 seconds from here you'll see. But yeah, it's primal. Like once you've done fighting, you can't beat anybody at anything else because, oh, I beat him at basketball. Who fucking cares? A ball on the neck. Like who gives a shit, right? Beating a dude up is different.


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[Assistant] Yeah. So like it kind of destroys all other sports because everything else is absolutely.


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[Assistant] And the police are walking around, mask, mask, mask. I pull up to the Kopinski in a fucking Ferrari 812 super fast. I walk in, I walk in the reception, sir, would you like a mask? No, I would not. Thank you. Keep walking. And, and I know it's that money protects you, right? When you're a big dude walking with confidence, pulling up at a $300,000 car, staying in the penthouse.


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[Assistant] They're more scared to tell you to do things than if you're just Joe Schmo. I know they shouldn't be, but they are. They are. The staff are like, oh, who the fuck's that guy? I'll just let him, he doesn't wear one. But the average person, they're over there, mask, mask, mask, mask. Me and my brother, we've walked around and broke every single fucking COVID restriction since the dawn of this shit. All of it. We just walk around saying, make me.


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[Assistant] By the time they get here, I'm bouncing, I'm gone! I walked into a fucking coffee shop in Germany, I was like, bro, latte. He goes, you need a mask. I said, there's only you and me in here.


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[Assistant] But no, I see all these good little slaves, before they even go in the store, finding a mask in their car.


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[Assistant] Dude, I wonder why I'm broke. Cause you live inside the slave system. You're living in the slave mine. You're a peon, a peasant. You're an ant in the fucking ant farm. You don't think for your fucking self.


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[Assistant] Have you ever given a weak man power? You see what they do with it? Cause they've never felt powerful. You can give me power. We talk about all the shit I do with women on a serious level, right? If a woman trusts me.


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[Assistant] And she gives me power over her in a relationship. I'm gonna take care of her in every single way. I'm not gonna fucking abuse her. I felt powerful my whole life. I kicked the shit out of dudes. I'm not gonna hit you. Why would I, right? You give a beta male power, look what they do!


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[Assistant] Because they've never felt powerful. And men have a nat- natural masculine imperative for power. Everything we discussed earlier. We talked about men want status, right? So you give weak men power, they're gonna exploit it. And the weakest members of society are not becoming the most powerful members of society. And they can control fucking information. It's the end of the world! This is the end of the fucking world! This is not-


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[Assistant] I'll tell you, the feminization of the world is absolutely destructive to the western world because there's never been a successful matriarchy in the history of humanity.


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[Assistant] No, no. Having a female in charge is different than a matriarchy. When I talk about matriarchy, I mean, on average, in the household, the man was in charge. On average, men were in charge of the society on average. You could have a female head of state, but on average, it was the men who were ruling society. The men were in charge of relationships.


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[Assistant] That's my point. So I've had this argument with a feminist before. She's like, oh well, we've never tried matriarchies, we've only tried patriarchy, blah blah blah. And I said, listen, bitch.


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[Assistant] The closer you are to the base level of survival.


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[Assistant] The more people naturally revert to their gender roles. If we were all, if 10 men and 10 women were on a boat and they got shipwrecked.


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[Assistant] The men would instantly start shelter, fire, hunting, and the women would start doing the women things. When you get rid of all the crap and all the society and all the programming, people will revert to their gender roles. The reason we do that is because it gives us the best possible chance of survival. That's why in poor countries where survival is harder, people are closer to their natural gender role.


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[Assistant] So, this feminist is saying to me, oh yeah, but we've never tried a matriarchy. I said no, I'm sure it's been tried. The problem is, it's very, very difficult to survive under a matriarchy. It's not the natural gender roles. And the matriarchies that did exist in humanity, I'm sure they existed. The reason we don't discuss them is they never even got a chance to create any history because they were fucking decimated by the patriarchy.


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[Assistant] There is no- What is the statistical odds? Someone at home, some feminist, if you can do some fucking math, you bimbo. Work this out.


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[Assistant] What are the odds of every single society since the dawn of human time all across the planet being run by men? All of them. This is not an idea that could have spread. You had the Aztecs and the Mao dynasty. They didn't fucking talk. This is every single civilization that we can ever possibly name or discover, men were in charge. The reason for that is because all the ones who were women were in charge got fucking wiped out because they're not competitive. So what happens is,


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[Assistant] And they lose to patriarchies. So what's gonna happen here as we become feminized, as the western world becomes a matriarchy, as women get more and more influence and power?


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[Assistant] Feminists are fucking walking down the street saying we want the same rights as men. You have more rights than men. There's not a single thing a man can do a woman can't do, but you have a whole bunch of laws in your favor. You have more rights than men already. What the fuck you talking about? And then they say they want to be respected for their ideas, and they get their tits out because nobody gives a shit unless they're naked. They're fucking dumb. The whole point is,


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[Assistant] Roots, it's gonna out-compete the West. I really do think that the Western world, along with America, is fucking finished. And I think if you have half a brain as a man here in the Western world, you need to get some money. I'll teach you in Hustlers University. Get in a society that understands that, and we teach you how to prepare for it. I'm not trying to change it. I'm just trying to make the smartest move on the chessboard.


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[Assistant] They don't give a shit about the actual safety of COVID. They don't give a fuck about your breathing. They just want to see you comply. Another thing that's always been remarkable to me, and maybe it's because I've never had that matrix mindset, is if I was working a normal job, right? Let's say I worked in a sandwich store, and I'm not shitting on the average guy who does average work. I'm not doing that at all. Any work is respectable and it's hard out here to make. I don't give a fuck if you carry garbage. It's hard to make money.


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[Assistant] You can take it off. It's social conditioning.


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[Assistant] They want slaves inside the matrix, inside the machine. They were teaching you to not think for yourself and to blindly comply. It starts with the mask. Blindly put the mask on. Blindly get the injection. Blindly, blindly, blindly, blindly. They don't want you to think. If you think and realize it doesn't make sense, you're no good to them. They don't want you smart enough to think for yourself. They want you smart enough to


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[Assistant] You're a slave! You're owned! You're totally owned! And there's so many people out here who are actually genuinely owned.


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[Assistant] At the height of this COVID nonsense, at the real height of it, the number of times I almost gotten almost, and there's certain countries I'll behave, on a flight I'll behave, there's certain times, right? But I was in Spain, I'm flexing, doing my thing, in the Ferrari, being a G.


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[Assistant] Leave me the fuck alone, got Spanish bitch. My life's fine. Pull up to the gas station, put gas in the rari. Walk in. Mask! Mask! No, I ain't got one. Well then I won't serve you. So, so the gas is free?


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[Assistant] Cause I'll put gas in. You want money or not? Cause I'll leave right now. The gas is free. I call police. It's like fucking call them. So I take the euros and I throw it on the floor.


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[Assistant] Get out. Go to get in the fucking rarts. I'm paid now! I paid you.


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[Assistant] Go to get in the rari. Some guy goes, you should have respect. I said, respect for what? He goes, you should wear a mask. I said, I don't wear a mask where I'm from. He goes, well, you're in Spain now. I said, your government should have respect for you instead of making you a fucking slave, dickhead. No, you must wear a mask. And I just said, and this is one of the great things about physical confrontation, which I'm not trying


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[Assistant] But sometimes it's just a very easy way to make people go away. I'm like, bro, do you want to fight me over a fucking mask? Come, come tell me to put my fucking mask on. And he shits himself and walks off. See, then fuck off! Like, back in the Rari, go fuck the Spanish bitch, conquer their country. That's right. Spaniards. I took her. She's done with. Done.


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[Assistant] I took your prized possession. She's messed up. Whichever Spanish man gets with her next, they'll be like, why is she always starting arguments with me? Why is she never happy? Cause she's dreaming of the night she had with me.


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[Assistant] That's what happens. Spain's done. Nobody go there. You might run into her. It's done. It's a mess.


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[Assistant] We're doing this for because it's a perfect opportunity for the New World Order to usher in something other than protection and safety. It's, it's always been the same playbook.


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[Assistant] Especially like in Romania I was going on a tour and I was doing a tour of the country because it's really beautiful and I was seeing all the nature side and I had these two tour guides, they're really nice people but they're like kind of liberal and they're complying with all this COVID shit and I said


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[Assistant] Don't you understand that if this was the 1930s, you'd literally be the Nazis? Don't you understand that all the, you're thinking back, oh, I never would have helped the Nazis. You're blind compliance. It's the same fucking playbook. You're not thinking for yourself. Does that not cross your mind?


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[Assistant] I'm like, oh no, but I know someone who got sick. You've always known people who got sick. Your entire life you knew somebody who got the cold. Why is that now justification for the absolute decimation of your civil rights? It doesn't make sense. The biggest paradigm shift from all this crap that's actually genuinely dangerous is, as humans, we have all


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[Assistant] For entire lives, walked around spreading antigens to somebody.


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[Assistant] You've given some of the cold, you've given some of the cough, I've given some of the flu. We've always done that, it's been a normal part of human life. We were never seen as bad people for existing and accidentally passing on a disease, right? Now they've shifted the paradigm. So if you pass on COVID, you're guilty. How the fuck does that work?


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[Assistant] And how does that ever end? And how do you ever put an end to this where it's not just deeper and deeper and deeper restrictions and more and more and more control? And it doesn't even fix anything. It's absolutely incredible that people are not awake enough to see what's fucking happening.


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[Assistant] But this is the thing, when I talk to people about this, there's some people who totally understand and some people who are just so perma-distracted. And when I was saying earlier about like the women in the household and that kind of thing, I'm not trying to say women can't have opinions, but my point is there's a whole bunch of men out here who genuinely know


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[Assistant] That's what they're trying to do to us, and it's absolutely and utterly work. There's a very, there's very few of these people, and look what they fucking done to the entire world.


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[Assistant] It's absolutely insane. And before I get off, I'd never commit suicide. So let's put that there.


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[Assistant] But no, but it's crazy. It's really crazy. And I don't think I'm on a hit list because I'm full of shit, right?


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[Assistant] I'm some millionaire with a bunch of bitches, bunch of cars. Tate's full of shit. I'm full of shit. Cool. But if you're still living inside the matrix, we'll talk in 20 years and see who's full of shit.


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[Assistant] Because I'm free and I'm staying free. I don't want to change the system. I'm not out to change nothing, but it's just, it's remarkable to me that people aren't awake. It's like, it's fucking incredible.


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[Assistant] So I haven't even, I haven't been LA in a long time, but I've only heard the stories of how it's going down.


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[Assistant] What is it? Ostrich. Yeah, ostrich. Cowardice. Cowardice, ostrich, yeah. Ostrich. It's an easy solution. Cowardice is an easy solution to everything. We can move along, we can move beyond from COVID and talk about other things, right? But cowardice is an easy solution for nearly everything, that's why it's so prevalent.


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[Assistant] Because when you're a coward, you can make an excuse to do nearly anything. Oh, I should have done this, but maybe there's a risk of, there's always a fucking risk. There's a risk with everything involved. If you get to be a coward, now you have the excuse to do nothing. And that's what people want because they're all lazy fucks.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I was in America till I was about 10, between Washington DC and this really awesome place called Indiana.


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[Assistant] Yeah, uhm, I was in Indiana and then I moved to Luton, England. Uh, and Luton has a unique accent because no one's from England, everyone's from Iraq. So it's kind of strange there. And then I grew up there and then I spent a whole bunch of time in Eastern Europe. Yeah, so that's why it's kind of messed up. There's everything.


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[Assistant] You know the problem with this whole space because I kinda accidentally got thrown into this whole red pill girl pick up space and I don't really think I'm there so much. I really try and focus on masculine excellence because a lot of the dudes in that space are trying to compensate massively.


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[Assistant] Like, there's only so much game you can learn if you're clearly a fucking dork. Right? When a nerd comes to me and goes, I'm a total nerd, I wanna learn game. Like, bro, you need to learn more than game. Cause you look, you literally, you look like a bitch. My girlfriend will beat the fuck out of you.


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[Assistant] You gotta grow a backbone. And you can do that by, if you improve your physicality, you usually improve your mentality along with it. And men are expected to be wise and interesting. He needs stories. You're not gonna have stories unless you've taken risk. You need to get some balls. You need to get some balls and live a life. I told him, man, go get on the train in Portugal and ride it for three weeks all the way to Singapore.


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[Assistant] And think about what a fucking punk you are. And at least you'll, at least you'll end it with some stories. Like what the fuck? Like you have plenty of time to reflect on what a bitch you are. Go into the bathroom and look in the mirror, look deep in your eyes and say yeah, I wouldn't fuck me either.


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[Assistant] And he goes, he gives me this whiskey and he goes, go to the mirror.


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[Assistant] Because every single one of us, every single one of us to some degree is an empty vessel. We're all programmed. There's no such thing as escaping the slave mind. You must just to some degree understand who is programming you and understand if you really want those characteristics. Most people are repeating


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[Assistant] They can't remember where they got it from. They don't know who even told them. They don't know why they so fervently believe in it. They're just told they're programmed. You need to genuinely analyze your brain. Defrag.


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[Assistant] Every single opinion you strongly have and identify where it came from and if that person has your best interests at heart.


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[Assistant] And what they're trying to do, especially with young men, is program them, because we're all empty vessels. And what you have to do as an adult, as a parent,


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[Assistant] Is to program your child stronger than all of society. It's not an easy job. Cause all of society from the YouTube videos to the TV shows to the school, every single thing is trying to program them in one direction. You have to combat that and that's not an easy job. And if you just sit there and get lazy about it, you will fucking lose. We're all programmed. All of us are programmed to some degree. So it's a scary thing. That's what it's fat fuck.


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[Assistant] He's delusional. He's delusional on every level. And you need to hold yourself accountable. The reason I talk about women the way I do is because I hold myself to such a high standard as an individual. I don't make mistakes. I'm a professional.


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[Assistant] It's part of my, now I don't fight professionally anymore, but now it's just part of my routine. Just 45 minutes, an hour, whatever in the morning. Just a, you know, part of my routine. Pilates, what do you do, right? Pilates, come on. Pilates. Uhm.


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[Assistant] No, but yea, look, there's a whole bunch of delusion in this space, and it's not just these guys, there's loads of guys, and I have a load of guys who are credible in this space who like invite me on and stuff, and I sit there listening to the things they want from a woman, and they don't understand the reality. The reality of the world is that beautiful women have all the choices in the world. If they have all the choices in the world and you're not competitive, how the fuck


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[Assistant] Getting rich is probably the worst thing that can happen to the majority of men.


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[Assistant] That's the worst thing that could happen to you because you're never, now you're never going to want to work hard. You're never going to want to network. You're never going to learn the skills.


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[Assistant] Before the modern, well, before the modern period of wealth creation, because in Hustlers University, I teach people how to make money fast. Anybody. I'll teach you how to make as much money as you possibly can quickly. But in the old way, the old world, the only way you could make money was by talking to people, networking, sales, influence, all these things you'd learn lessons along the way. By the time you had the money, you learned a lot about life.


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[Assistant] But now you can skip all the lessons and just get the fucking money. And these dudes are a mess, right? So wealth is the worst thing that can happen to people. So we talk about how money attracts girls. No it fucking doesn't. Because in the realm of a beautiful woman, everybody's rich.


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[Assistant] She will only go on dates with a man who has a nice car and pays her dinner. She may not know who's richer than the other, but in her view, men just have money. I talked to beautiful women, like genuine tens. Oh well, men have money. They don't even consider some men are poor because they've never spoken to one. They don't know. All men just have money from the sky. Men just have money.


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[Assistant] Right? It's like, it's not enough to attract her, she just expects it to be there. It's like, oh yeaah, you have money. And, and, and if you don't have money, she'll be like, what the fuck is wrong with you?


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[Assistant] So now it's all the other qualities come in. So money will qualify you to try. That's it. It's not gonna attract a woman purely unless you're literally paying her a day rate and she's a hooker. So people talk about money attracting women. I know a bunch of dorks with a bunch of money and no pussy. Because you're still a fucking nerd, G.


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[Assistant] You're still a fucking nerd.


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[Assistant] No, but you are, and money amplifies, I say this all the time, if you see a dude get out of a Lambo, yeah, fuckin' nerd. If you see a dude get out of a Lambo and he's a skinny little guy with glasses, you're like, aw, tech dork.


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[Assistant] If you see a guy, if you see a guy get out of a Lambo and he's big, tall, strong, cobra tattoo, big G, you're like, okay, mafia balls. It amplifies. The Lambo amplifies. It doesn't change who you are. And money's the same. Money's an amplifier.


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[Assistant] I loved being broke. I loved going out thinking, I need to find a bitch tonight because I need somewhere to sleep.


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[Assistant] No, but, but you know what, that's, that's a really important point because we, the world often talks about fake it till you make it, and I'm like, no.


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[Assistant] There's nothing fake about belief. I knew I was going to be the big G before I was the big G. There's nothing fake about belief. I knew what I was going to be. Like there's nothing fake about belief. So if you truly believe.


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[Assistant] Do you know, but he made a really important point, and do you know what's so attractive about younger women? Cause we, a lot of these dudes talk about fertility and looks and stuff. I don't actually think it's that. I think that in the modern world, in the days of old, right, you'd meet a woman, you'd get married, you'd be together, whatever, whatever. In the modern world, if I meet a girl who's 33 and single,


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[Assistant] I know the amount of dick that's been through her before me is just simply unattractive. I don't care how nice you are, but you're 33 years old. How many men have fucked, if I get a 19 year old girl, it might be your second or third man, right? I'm going to be dude number fucking 29 and all the trauma and heartbreak and bullshit they put you through, you're going to try and bring to my door.


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[Assistant] Like, well, my last man cheat, I don't give a fuck! Like, I don't care! Like, why is that my problem? So, if you pick up older women, you have to accept, they've been on the carousel longer, they've had more fucking rides, more spins! I don't want that shit!


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[Assistant] I want, the younger she is, the younger and the more beautiful she is, the more, the less men she slept with. Another reason I like beautiful women is not for the objective beauty. I say this all the time. If I see a truly beautiful girl, I'm not like, wow, she's beautiful. I'm like, you know what? She has so much choice. That cunt is so, sorry.


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[Assistant] That she's gonna be very, very selective with who she slept with. And you like that. Well I like that she had less men. Like the most beautiful women on average have slept with less men than an average chick. Cause average chicks are insecure. Right? So, when I see a beautiful young woman, I know that she has a very low body count. And that, and also, no, but the truth is this. Women's mentality is absolutely...


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[Assistant] And it's unattractive, but if she's had 30 dudes inside of her, she's really gonna think, you know what, this guy's so, so, so special, or she's gonna think, you know what, he talked to me, let's go get a new guy. And that's what they think, right? So they're much harder to contain and control. Whereas if a woman's only been with a few guys, she's much more likely to fall in love with you, be a better partner, etc.


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[Assistant] People are using very, very selective words and they're using them to control the world. E.g. Pandemic. There isn't one, but they say it, so now it becomes true. So when you say the word afraid, it implies fear. Choice is not related to fear.


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[Assistant] I have a choice, I have options, and I will not choose a negative option or a detrimental option or an option which is less favorable than, than, than the other one.


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[Assistant] It's negative because the likelihood of her falling completely in love with you and staying loyal to you


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[Assistant] This is the guy, I-I like him. Every woman who knows this and every man who watches can be honest. Women fall in love with the person they lose their virginity to or their second or third guy, they really remember them, they really love them, da-da. Any woman who slept with 50 dudes, she doesn't even remember who most of them are, she doesn't care.


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[Assistant] Let's go, let's keep going. Let's have feelings together. Now, if I, let me make something clear. If I meet a beautiful 30 year old woman, I'm not saying I won't sleep with her. That's pretty fucking old.


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[Assistant] Well, you just nailed it. No, but you just nailed it. This is the exact point, right? Because you have to look at humans from a societal standpoint and an evolutionary standpoint. Evolutionarily, females found a man, got pregnant, and stayed attached to that man. Right. So it's, women are not evolutionarily wired to be jumping from dick to dick to dick to dick to dick to dick to dick and stay mentally sane. Men can do that. We can stay sane. We don't give a shit. Women, for the longest period of-


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[Assistant] That's a good point. That's fucking gross. That's a good point. Now, I would, I think the strangest thing about that is that you'd tell a girl that. Like, I would never sit there with a woman. Yea, I wanna know. That's stupid. That's stupid. Yea. I mean, is it true?


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[Assistant] I also think that women intrinsically, cause we're looking at women from an evolutionary perspective, and men from an evolutionary perspective, with a high enough value male, women don't expect monogamy, and they don't expect it. Definitely true. They look at Chris, they look at Chris Brown in the club, you think they're thinking, he's gonna be loyal to me? Fuck no. They don't care. They don't care. They're looking for status, and like, he has enough status, I don't care if he's loyal.


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[Assistant] No, and I'm not, and I'm not talking about it from a societal perspective, I'm saying just the fact that female promiscuity as a whole is a very, very detrimental way to live your life as a woman. I don't think, I don't think there's any happiness in that. I think if a woman runs around jumping on dick to dick to dick, I think they genuinely, these are the people on the most Xanax drink the most. They're the saddest people. They're not happy. I can't imagine it's good for you. I agree.


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[Assistant] The men who are out here only trying to have sex with women and have no emotional connection, they're weirdos.


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[Assistant] A lot of this red pill, how to get girls stuff, a lot of them are like that as well. They're like the peak masculine life is just to have a bunch of women that you barely know and that's stupid. That's fucking ridiculous. Right? Every man, if you want to have a good life, you need to have a good relationship with a good woman. When you get sick, it's your woman who's going to care, not your boys. Right? But.


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[Assistant] You can love her and she can love you with all her heart. You can love each other. You can be prepared to take a bullet for her.


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[Assistant] When you're not prepared to fight, if you're not prepared to fight to defend an idea, and this is actually something you can extrapolate to how the whole world works, right? When you find men who are physically capable or with high testosterone levels, we're allowed to have ideas which are abstract.


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[Assistant] Don't you see that when the Matrix and the people in charge of it try their very best to destroy objective reality, when they deliberately convince you things that aren't true, when they destroy objective reality, your mind is now fully open for program.


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[Assistant] That is a woman because she says she's a woman. That is attractive because they said, this is a pandemic. I work hard. Inflation is good. Inflation is good. Give me my fifth booster injection.


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[Assistant] Women are dogs, dogs are men. I'm a panda! It's just like, and they're just injecting the slave programming all day long! All these slaves out here! And then I walk in to buy a coffee and the slave's like, wear your mask. I'm like, listen.


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[Assistant] People are like, no, but we are fucking about to. I'm gonna give him a nice three minute to raid before the German police arrest my ass. Take speech is coming. Fuck him. Just after I visited the German, I knocked the fuck out. Then I'm gonna go back to Spain and find Pedro. And this pussy, whatever his name is, give me his name as well. I'm doing a world tour. I've had enough.


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[Assistant] Haram! Send her to Saudi! Let her repeat this shit! Haram! We need the will of God! We need Allah! Listen, I'm ready for the asteroid! I've had enough!


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[Assistant] No, I am so ready. There are 72 virgins awaiting me. Just bring it on. This is all done. I've had enough. The slave programming, they're trying to put it in my mind. It hurts me. They're trying to inject it.


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[Assistant] Rebell! Against the slave! Everywhere I look! I can't even watch! I know you guys are on Netflix. I can't even watch that shit.


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[Assistant] Right, so about three years ago, there is a liberal guy, I can't, for some reason his name has escaped my mind, but if you look up banter teacher, he was an English teacher who banned the word banter in the class. He banned the word banter.


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[Assistant] Uhm, what's his name? Michael something. And he was always begging for money on Twitter because, uh, banter. B-A-N-T-E-R. Teacher bans banter. Look that up and you'll see it. And, uh, he was always begging for money on Twitter because, you know, the right wing guys have, uh, Mike Stutchbury! That's him!


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[Assistant] He was constantly crying on Twitter, I need mental support, can anyone give me, like I need a GoFundMe cause of the right wing and all this crap, right? So he started running his mouth to me on Twitter.


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[Assistant] Cause he didn't let me tell him the truth about the world. Telling me I'm misogynist and all this shit da da da da da and just run his mouth to me. And by absolute freak coincidence.


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[Assistant] I didn't even try. Someone's like, you know, he lives in Luton, right? I was like, no fucking way. Which is where you were- Which is where I'm from. He's like, yeah, he lives in Luton. I was like, and then I was going back to London because I just bought a new Aston Martin Vanquishess.


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[Assistant] You know, one of them things, you know, you leave Romania on the jet, you go, you pick up your new Aston, what's the first place you're gonna go? And I was like, you know what? By coincidence, you just wrote some more shit. Corporate date, misogynist, feminist data. I was like,


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[Assistant] Fuck you. So, I drove to his house. Let me see if I can find it. But I went and knocked on his door. And, uh, he had a full mental breakdown. Oh, he had a full mental breakdown. Hey, what'd you say to him? Well, this is the funny thing, right? Here it is. Let me find it. Here we go. So he's blocked me now.


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[Assistant] So I, but I'm not a violent guy, I don't wanna hit the guy, I don't wanna go to jail, right? I just wanna talk to him. I just wanna say hello. Like you make fun of me all day, can I say hello?


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[Assistant] The police rock up! Let me find the actual picture of me outside of town. It's beautiful. Let me find it.


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[Assistant] And what'd the police say? Well, what he's intimidated is, I didn't, I touched a guy, I didn't know he was illegal, I just wanted to tell him the name of the Lord, and they're like, well, go away. And then I got a lawyer, and my lawyer's like, well, you've only been warned once, you can be warned four times. I was like, yee-haw! I'm coming back, Mike! I'm coming back! He actually moved house, because of me. He did? Yeah, he left. What? Yeah, he moved house.


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[Assistant] I'm coming. I'll find the picture outside his house because it's absolutely beautiful. I just have to find it.


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[Assistant] You know, normal things. Just existing. Oh, you're this, you're that. This guy's this, he's this. It's like, shut up. Stop being a little bitch. I literally wanted to just record a video. I actually was hoping to have a normal interaction. I thought it'd be funny. I'm zero percent the guy who's gonna attack someone. I know I come across that way, but I'm actually very intelligent. I'm not gonna get fucking arrested and beat some guy up.


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[Assistant] But it was just like, became a thing. I was, I originally had Tristan filming and we were just gonna, I was gonna ask him, but why do you think I'm feminist, da-da-da-da. But he just completely crapped it though. Really? Oh yea, like really bad. He was literally crying out the window, screaming on the phone, calling the police.


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[Assistant] And she's kinda like, well yeah, but you know, he's scared. I'm like, no, this is just gay. There it is! BAM! There it is! I love my new car. Ni hao! This is me outside his house saying I love my new car.


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[Assistant] Someone else was my brother. Yeah. So yeah, that's just him having a panic attack.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, it is, but, but, but, I think Mike Tyson, Mike Tyson said it, right? He said social media has people comfortable with disrespecting each other without having to punch their face. In the olden way of man, I would never disrespect someone to their face unless I understood there might be a physical confrontation. So you check yourself a little bit. There's a consequence. There's no longer any consequence.


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[Assistant] I'll tell you a story, I'll tell you a story about my dad. This story went viral on one of my Twitter accounts. That got banned. Blah, blah, blah. But uhm.


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[Assistant] When I was in school, I was on the bus, on the school bus in Indiana, and there was, I was, how old was I? Six or seven, and there was these two kids who were maybe nine or ten who used to pick on me from behind, right?


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[Assistant] That was his answer. So anyway, they kept picking on me, kept picking on me. And after about 10 days where they were picking on me, after about two weeks later, I remember one of them slapped me on the side of the face and it stung and I turned around my lunchbox and smashed him clean in the face. And it was a black, it was a plastic Batman lunchbox. It was blue.


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[Assistant] And when I hit him, it splintered and it cut him, so blood squirting everywhere all over the school bus, right?


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[Assistant] And the two bullies are like, now they crap themselves, because the kid they picked on all of a sudden just turned around and smashed him in the face. So I came home, when after I hit him, I instantly, it was just before, as the bus stopped, I turned around and smashed him and ran off the bus.


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[Assistant] So as I ran off the bus, I ran all the way home, like, like scared, because I just hit him, and I got home when I just had the handle of the lunchbox. That's all I had left. And my dad saw me, and he instantly said,


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[Assistant] Fix it. And after I smashed him in the face, my dad bought me a brand new lunchbox because anytime you need a new lunchbox, let me know. Otherwise, you know what to do.


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[Assistant] And that was it. And I was never picked on again. That's right. And I learned my lesson for life. Right? Sometimes you tolerate X and then it gets to Y. You gotta do what you gotta do. That's right.


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[Assistant] Like, I create my reality very very carefully. Like, I don't even really read my own YouTube comments.


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[Assistant] But I really try and create my reality very, very carefully because it's actually one of the things that's amazing to me. I said this the other day.


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[Assistant] Everybody understands that you're the sum of the five people you spend the most time with. Everybody understands that.


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[Assistant] I bought a Bugatti purely to add Bugatti owners to my network, so we have Bugatti owners in there. We have guys connected to the point where I can't even say who


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[Assistant] All the people out here who sit there and go, yeah, you're the some of the five people you hang around with the most. Yeah. And then go hang around with dickheads. You're an idiot.


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[Assistant] Cause we're idiots, right? You have to create your reality and there's nothing wrong with saying to people, you know what? I've outgrown you. You know what? I'm on a different path to you. You know what? X, Y, Z. Sometimes you've got to cut people off because if you don't create your reality, they infect your energy.


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[Assistant] 100%! Because as much as I don't want to sound airy-fairy, I have noticed, I have a saying, and it's not a very, it's not a very remarkable saying, but I use it all the time, and that's dumb shit leads to dumb shit. And I say that for an example, like let's say you leave your car unlocked. You're unprofessional, you leave your car unlocked.