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[Assistant] Some guy paid with merch this weekend with a bunch of twos.


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[Assistant] Seems like overkill. I guess that's how you handle counter counterfeit.


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[Assistant] That's a bold move to counterfeit $2 bills. Cause that's a bill everyone's going to look at. Like the cashier is going to be like, Oh, I haven't seen one of these in a while.


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[Assistant] How many phone calls, it's an interesting question, how many phone calls is the Secret Service away? What do you think? I think it's five phone calls away. Like up the chain of command? Before you get to them? Yea, the police calls, whatever the, you know.


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[Assistant] So if you get counter money, people are sending it in, I guess.


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[Assistant] Okay. Have you ever retired a $1 bill on you?


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[Assistant] I like cash Are you happy with the denominations we have?


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[Assistant] $3 bills might be good. A $3 bill.


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[Assistant] He was like a $15 bill, that'd be nice to have.


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[Assistant] It's weird that we have 20s and not 25s. 20 is the most used bill, it said. Why, why is it, why not?


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[Assistant] They're fun, yeaah. I got one from, uh, Tito Ortiz.


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[Assistant] Mhm, for my body, and then I got one from Rachel Dolezal.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah. For my friend Brad. And uh,


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[Assistant] I got up to the quick their whole areas it's a very funny process.


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[Assistant] Uhm, that you go through, you write it out word for word, tell them what, you know, have fun with it. And then they do it. Crazy.


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[Assistant] Yik Yak was, have you heard of Yik Yak? No. It was popular for like a few months, I think my senior year of college. It's like anonymous Twitter.


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[Assistant] But you can just view all of the yik yaks in your area. Like a five mile radius? Yeaah, you can, I think you can set the radius. But imagine, imagine the problems that causes immediately. Like on a college campus, people just anonymously saying stuff.


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[Assistant] It was horrific stuff being said on there about people. I mean, a lot of it was hilarious, but it was like, you just knew it couldn't last. I'm surprised that it's still around or getting read.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's, imagine, it's, it's almost like digitally just shouting something in the area anonymously and then everybody can see just anonymous little blurbs being said.


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[Assistant] Stuff, it was stuff about girls was being said, yeaah, it was just...


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[Assistant] We don't know where, you don't know where it is. You don't know where it's being said or who's saying it. It's just blurbs about stuff.


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[Assistant] Yeah, a local Twitter anonymous. Yeah. And that's the key is that it's anonymous. So people are saying awful stuff.


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[Assistant] Exactly. You're not going to post horrific stuff on your LinkedIn. You know, cause it's tied to you.


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[Assistant] Oh really? Well they probably, Brandon, I can't imagine how bad that was in high schools. Yeah. You know?


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[Assistant] Now all the money goes to the Caitlyn Jenner Foundation.


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[Assistant] 2,500 bucks. So guys, if we all pitch in, if all the folks get together, we can have a new intro to the podcast.


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[Assistant] Yeah. What was it? I made $7. Did a show at Dino's in East Nashville. Yeah. Chad Ryden show. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I made seven dollars, I couldn't believe somebody gave me seven dollars. I was blown away by it. Uh, it felt like a million dollars to me at the time.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well it was just what was left, you know. Like tip money? Yeah, it was just cash.


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[Assistant] How long have you been doing mics and stuff or taking classes or?


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[Assistant] We don't celebrate Christian holidays anymore after this.


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[Assistant] So, that's, well, it's tough. You don't know, I've done, it's awkward when somebody says, what do you want for this? And there's no frame of reference. You don't know what their budget is.


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[Assistant] Get the MySpace URL at the bottom. I love it.


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[Assistant] 725. I remember I lobbied for a raise. I got a raise to 750. I was proud of that.


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[Assistant] Yeah. It's so crazy low when you think, I mean, I almost got paid that much for that show. Oh yes. Seven bucks.


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[Assistant] You know, I have your MySpace up, Nate. Do you remember now? You have your top eight, but you only have four. Do you know who your top four were? I don't know the last time you looked at your MySpace. It's probably been a while.


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[Assistant] Can you guess, you know you have your top 8 on MySpace? You've got 4 on there. You think of who they were?


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[Assistant] Three of them you still talk about quite a bit. I'd never heard of the other guy.


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[Assistant] What about this old pick, man? It's not even loading.


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[Assistant] If there's still, yeah, it still kind of exists, but it's all been, it's all been distorted.


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[Assistant] Yeah. That's when you get your first like great picture on stage. It's a big moment.


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[Assistant] I don't remember a ton of people with water bottles, like reusable water bottles back then. Or people just not drinking water.


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[Assistant] Yeah, exactly what you said. You're going to, because you have to buy it. The price doesn't.


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[Assistant] The price doesn't change with the demand. It's like insulin. People need insulin no matter what it costs. But if candy bars were $100.


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[Assistant] Look, I've learned my lesson. I'm not going to throw out numbers or predictions, but I am confident I would out eat you in anything, especially ice cream.


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[Assistant] Awesome. Tonight, I'm headlining Zanies. Brian will be there too. Thursday, August 19th, headlining Huntsville. Stand up live. Brian will be there too. Come see two thirds of Nightland.


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[Assistant] Or maybe, I don't know if that percentage is accurate. That would make us all equal.


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[Assistant] Hello folks, welcome to Nate Land. As always, I'm here with Brian, well not always, we got, we had one that we weren't, but- Almost always. Almost always. Basically every time. Trying to be less and less, but slowly.


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[Assistant] Uh, he keeps showing up and we're like, oh man. I thought, alright. You changed the record day on me.


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[Assistant] Uh, Brian Bates, Aaron Weber, and we have a wonderful guest with us, Mike Vecchione. Thank you for having me to Nate-land. You're welcome. Welcome to Nate-land. It's fantastic here. Thank you. It's an amusement park. Uh, Scribd.


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[Assistant] Uh, me and Mike, uh, started, uh, comedy in New York together, uh, forever ago. Right. We've been great friends for 15 years, something like that, you know.


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[Assistant] Uh, lost touch for a little bit because he lost his hearing for two of those years.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. There's a lot of jokes. Right. You said this week and you told me you can't ever just leave.


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[Assistant] I always end with, I always say one thing, like right before you leave. That's it. It's always, it's showmanship. Showmanship is you always make a joke and I do it if it's just one-on-one or if it's a room full of people.


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[Assistant] That I think you will make everybody's day. If, even if you're, say you're talking to an employee that you don't know it, you know, bed, bath and body works. Is that one?


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[Assistant] Well, if you're at Bed Bath and Body Works, it's a new store that just got started and there's a, and you're asking for something.


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[Assistant] And then you just make a little joke. Like, we, uh, we, me and, uh, Graham, Kay, we were on the road this weekend. We had to go to, uh, I got, I was getting the, the, we had to go to Apple. So we go in there and Graham's asking this person all these questions. And right when I left, I was like, hey, I'm sorry about him.


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[Assistant] Asking that. She's like, oh, it's okay. I go, no, no, no, I'm gonna talk to him about it. And she laughed. And that was it. She walked away. And then the next person she talked to, she was like,


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[Assistant] Good mood for a second. It's like if you do that and send it, then maybe that guy does it. But what happens when they don't get it and they go, it's the opposite, they go this way.


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[Assistant] Can you please take them off my hands? I'm gonna go to lunch. Yeah. It's a big matzo ball hanging out there. If it doesn't work out. And it doesn't sometimes. Sometimes you do it and the people are like, what? And you're like, alright. I gave it a go. But I tried.


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[Assistant] He did try. You know, in their day's moment. Then those people, their day, they spiral out.


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[Assistant] And then they'll yell, I'll just watch them yell at everybody the rest of the day. So it can go two ways. You know? It's a 50-50 shot.


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[Assistant] So we're going to start reading you guys' comments, as always, uh, as Twitter, Instagram, YouTube, Apple Podcast Reviews, and you can always email naitland at natebargetzi.com. Ben Crichton. Crichton. Probably Crichton, because we're in the South. Yea, Crichton.


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[Assistant] He might not be in the south. Where'd you say he was from? Where's his family from? Probably from England. I think you said stupid England. Stupid England. I don't know if we should say that on here. Yeaah, it is a clean podcast, but we do call people idiots and stupid. I'm the nicest man in standup.


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[Assistant] I feel like you would go, no one would say Christian, and if you said, if he goes, it's Crichton, and you go, Ben goes, no, it's Christian, and you're like,


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[Assistant] That makes sense. And you just messed that guy's world life up. Right. Cause he's like, cause you know, alright.


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[Assistant] Barghetti? I think we say it wrong. We say it with an accent.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we just say E. But we say it with an E. And then I think Bargotzi, like Fallon would always say Nate Bargotzi. Everybody said Nate Bargotzi. And that's I think how it should be said.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I don't, if someone says bargotsy, I don't even. Well, I think if people are


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[Assistant] You drove a large car and then Mike's sense of direction is garbage. Horrific garbage.


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[Assistant] No. I need a grid. It's not even, New York doesn't matter.


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[Assistant] We went on the road and he was driving and we pulled back in Manhattan and we might have pulled into La La Land because he looked like he's never seen. We went through the Lincoln Tunnel.


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[Assistant] And he comes out of it, not the Lincoln, what's the one farthest down? Holland. Holland tunnel.


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[Assistant] We lived, uh, cause you live in the Holland Tunnel. Is that, alright, so.


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[Assistant] We, uh, we come through the Holland Tunnel, we wake it out, and I remember Vecchione was like, he goes, all right, where are we? And I'm like, I mean, we're in New York now, dude. Like, and he's like, I know, but where's, I mean, he did, he would have drove to the Statue of Liberty from there. Like he just, and we, we're living in Queens, like we have to go the other way. That is true.


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[Assistant] If you were to tell me a year ago, a new podcast is coming out. One host has gout. Aaron has gout. One host has dyslexia. I have dyslexia. And the other is geriatric. What is it? Geriatric.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I wouldn't believe that it was my favorite podcast. Thanks and keep it going guys.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's two different shoe sizes. He's got throw two shoes away. He orders four pair, two pair and he throws the two middle ones away.


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[Assistant] One's a wide 15. I don't know who wide is. Tim Eigenfeld. Egan failed.


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[Assistant] I'm an eighth grade teacher in Wisconsin. I started listening to podcasts over the summer and now everyday to and from work.


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[Assistant] Whether you're talking about something as riveting as ocean size or who the smallest president was, each episode is like stepping into a middle school classroom.


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[Assistant] That's, that's what we are. Is that we are a middle school. Every comment is more random and humorous than the last. Thanks Nate, Aaron and Blackboard for the lighthearted banter and for preparing me for another years, uh, another year of teaching. Well, that's awesome too.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so everybody calls him a different B name. Oh really?


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[Assistant] This podcast has made me realize how little I know about most things. I found myself getting frustrated during the Olympics episode because you all kept getting stuff wrong. Then I realized that I have not had that feeling throughout most of the other episodes. It really is just fun to be along for the ride while y'all talk about things that you and apparently I know nothing about. That's what I like.


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[Assistant] You go, that's not right. And then you're like, no, it turns out none of us are right. We bring you down.


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[Assistant] Yeah, let's just move on to the next. Let's go have some breakfast. It doesn't matter. Micah Broekeheimer. These are some names today. Uh, Broeke. Amy year Micah. How would you say it?


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[Assistant] I think so. Is it stupid German or is it? This is high level.


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[Assistant] Oh, high level. Yeah. You respect Germany. That makes sense. I do respect Germany. Uh, should we start calling Brian's fans the Breakfast Club? Yeah. I actually love that. Yeah, they should do that. Very good. I know.


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[Assistant] Yeah, uh, yeah, I think the people that are Brian fans should be a part of the breakfast club and y'all could probably meet table for four and.


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[Assistant] I'm saying it's a small group. What's behind Bogo? Why do they call it Bogo? It's Bogo. They either call it the Breakfast Club or Bogo. We're Bogo fans.


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[Assistant] Call me breakfast and Nate loved it. That's really as deep as it gets is what I just said. And then we've all just made up different names. Right. They just call him breakfast. They call him, I mean, they call him Blackboard too. Right. They just call him a different name. A different B name. Blackboard's pretty good. Yeaah. Yeaah, I like Blackboard. Blackboard's a funny word.


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[Assistant] Matt Gable. Our house was damaged by a storm in early May, so we're currently living in a hotel. There's a cricket living in the air conditioning unit in our hotel room.


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[Assistant] There was a cricket. I never heard it. Just in the, there's a court. I mean, that would be on the news. People would talk about that story. Oh yeah. And going, where was it?


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[Assistant] And then, and then he has a little cricket noise there in the, uh, he had a little, my dad used to have a box. He turned the lights off and a cricket would always go off. And like, so it was like motion, light motion. It was so, or you can make.


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[Assistant] He had another one that you would hide somewhere when the lights go off. It would be a drip. And he did it to my grandmother.


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[Assistant] She was looking for it and my mom and dad had to go in there and go, we, it's not that. She was very funny.


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[Assistant] Uh, but she was like very innocent and just like, well, I guess I gotta fix this drip. And they, I mean her and I think it was her and her sister. So they're both probably in their seventies at this point. And then, uh, like my grandmother's sister and they were both in there like, well, they figured out when the light goes off, it still does it. Why? Like, you know.


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[Assistant] It's a great, I'll see if I can find out what it is and I'll let you know. Cause it's a very fun thing to buy someone. But that's what Matt should do in court, is have that.


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[Assistant] And then just like put it under the table and it goes lights and every, and the judge is like, but I hear cricket. He goes, y'all are all crazy. And then, and then everybody goes, well, I think Matt's crazy. Cause how's he, he doesn't hear crickets and he doesn't hear on that high frequency. He's like the opposite of a dog.


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[Assistant] I think your teacher just let it happen. Cause I don't believe that. I don't believe there's a high pitch. There is though. There's not. There's no way. I mean, is your teacher 90 or is he like 40? Teacher's probably in the early thirties. No, there's no way. Even that age.


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[Assistant] Uh, that's a good joke. Let's go to travel. Brian, yeah. You wanna go ahead? Split log world. Yeah. Uh, give my home address out, Mike. Uh, they did, uh,


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[Assistant] You know we've been playing, we played the theme song during the whole episode.


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[Assistant] Yeah, in the back. What if we were doing that? He never heard it. You don't hear that right now? I don't think there's, uh.


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[Assistant] Alright, we're about to play this. Everybody. Cause we're just sitting there.


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[Assistant] No. You don't hear that? You can hear it? You can hear it? Do it again.


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[Assistant] Do you hear? Yeaah dude. Do you hear it? Oh yeaah. Yeaah. You hear it too?


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[Assistant] I don't believe any of you. Me and the boys, come on man. That's crazy. What's the, what is it making? What noise?


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[Assistant] I would borderline believe that you're not...


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[Assistant] A circled earth? Is it not a circle? Is it not a circle?


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[Assistant] What's a globe? Is a globe not a circle? It's a sphere. But it's a circle. That's true. If you're looking at one side of it. It's a 3D circle. If you were flying in outer space, you go look at that circle over there.


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[Assistant] And then it would take you a while to get to go, I think it's a sphere. And I think you would be, right. But it, but from, if you're on one side of the earth.


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[Assistant] And you would, and you're coming in and you're an alien and you go, let's go see what that circle's talking about. And then you go over it and then you're like, man, this might be a sphere, dude.


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[Assistant] And then the other guy goes, oh yeah, I mean, but where we were coming from, it's a circle. And he goes, okay. And they would probably agree. He goes, no, I understand. Have you ever seen it? I'm honestly, I'm going to switch to Flat Earth now.


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[Assistant] I don't like how I'm getting treated over in the not flat earth world. They treat me nice. I can say whatever I want over there. That's crazy.


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[Assistant] Could you hear that through this? Like everybody at home could have heard that? Probably. I think they should be able to hear that. They should be able to hear that on the podcast.


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[Assistant] So, see, tell me if anybody is, yeaah, I wanna be curious. So, I'm 42, anybody my age can do it, obviously. He only said he was at one year now. Uh, every time I talk to him over here, he goes, god, what? He doesn't know.


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[Assistant] Oh. Oh yeaah, I'll let that happen.


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[Assistant] Yeah, if we could get to her, if we could go- Where would you have it? Let's say we go to theirs. Where would you have it? We would just go there. Oh.


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[Assistant] If they're in England. Yeaah. They're gonna be groomsmen. Or we'll just be his groomsmen. And you can have a real person marry you. And you, and you, and we'll be his groomsmen. Made all the groom photos. Uh huh. Yeaah. You have an old aunt that's like...


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[Assistant] I never met his friends, you know. That's gonna be super confused by it.


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[Assistant] Uh, it will be tough to find the time. That's the only thing I'll take. Kat Rockwell.


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[Assistant] I need to go to England. I want to go. People ask me to go. I'm dying to go to England.


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[Assistant] So do I really wanna go too. Yeaah. It's great over there. Yeaah, yeaah. Yeaah. The motherland. Have you ever performed over there?


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[Assistant] He had no idea what was coming. He had no idea. He had a big party going and I was like, right when I left, I go, Hey, just heads up. I'm hearing some stuff. I might close the party down a little bit early and go to one of your other palaces. He goes, yeah. I ain't thought I was joking because I'm a comedian. And then so happened.


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[Assistant] Uh, I always love saying that to people. They go, when you say, I go, I performed in Iraq and that, cause I've stayed at Saddam's palace. And, uh, and I say that and I was like, he was still there, but it was good. Uh, Kat Rockwell.


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[Assistant] Cat Rockwell, I would bless the one name I believe. Cat Rockwell.


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[Assistant] In the 80s, when we went to a local aquatic theme park, they called it aquatic theme park. You just call it a water park? Is that not what it's called?


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[Assistant] I mean to have a name like Cat Rockwell, I think you should be saying Water Park.


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[Assistant] I don't think, I don't think the, maybe, is this a Rockwell family? Is that, maybe it's a very wealthy family? And I feel like cats, they're wild cards.


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[Assistant] We all got diabetes. What if it's just syrup and they go, we all have diabetes by the age of 10.


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[Assistant] Yo folks, I've been wondering for too long and have to ask, what are the books on top of Nate's bookshelves and has he ever read them?


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[Assistant] If so, how long did it take? I love the show. Nate, Aaron, and Berbiglia are awesome and essential. Keep it up. I like Berbiglia. Uh, what are they?


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[Assistant] Uh, I don't think I read Train Your Brain, I read, uh,


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[Assistant] Some, not all of, I have Outliers. I read, uh, some of Outliers. I didn't read it all. Outliers is a great book. It talks about just like the Beatles, like having that 10,000 hours and what you gotta do in Bill Gates. And Bill Gates was like, he had 10,000 hours of just doing stuff as his own and the Beatles played in some whatever


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[Assistant] Uh, do fish drink water? That was a book with like weird facts, which I might actually, I should look at that again. That was doing the, I bought that book for joke idea, like just to think, just to get my mind thinking. Uh, comedy writing, step by step, comedy writing secrets.


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[Assistant] I read some of those there a while ago. Uh, the great, uh, I don't know. I can't see everything. I'm dying up here. Yeah. Yeah.


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[Assistant] So yeaah, dying up here is a great one. Uh, yeaah, just stuff like that.


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[Assistant] Oh, no, they're real DVDs. Uh, so yeaah, there's that. It's all just basic comedy books.


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[Assistant] Yeah. There's a brick from that hit my face at Zanies. He just saw Zanies last night. Saw that. Uh, Jacob Turner. I once taped a Kentucky-Tennessee basketball game back in 2008. I told my friends to not say anything about the game. One of my friends blew it and told me Kentucky won.


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[Assistant] As a Kentucky fan, I was mad he told me what happened.


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[Assistant] But happy that my team had won. Turns out that Finn was lying, so I watched the whole game only to watch us lose.


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[Assistant] That's so funny, I never even thought about that. Just tell someone they won in a close game, and then they have to, that loss hurts more than ever.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they should. He's lawyer.


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[Assistant] The cricket guy should add, he should get this guy's buddy to be his lawyer. Cause he's down for whatever. Like it's going to be like, yo, I'm making this up and we could go to jail forever. And he goes, I don't care. I think I can win this case. Uh.


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[Assistant] And then he just, he, and all he does is play that song. He goes, yeah.


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[Assistant] He goes, y'all are all old. Yeah, I don't know. Uh, you know what's funny? I posted a Slank It commercial that I did on my Instagram and I'm watching the Vanity, uh, Kentucky. Oh, that's Kentucky, Tennessee. I'm watching a Vanity Kentucky game.


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[Assistant] Where Kentucky won, and it was like a, and it was around that same time. 2008, we won the SCZ championship that year.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, cause we beat Kentucky. I'm pro-most positive, cause that's the year we beat Kentucky, and then Kentucky won the championship.


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[Assistant] Anna Walker, I was wondering, when y'all meet up and do the podcast together, obviously, broth and briner.


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[Assistant] Do you do your own research beforehand or do you go into the podcast without any research under your belt?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I do no research, uh, but I mean, I bring the heat every time and Aaron, uh, just lucky to be here. So.


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[Assistant] I mean, I have active conversations about Bronfenbrenner, but it's never about this guy. It's just another guy I know named Bronfenbrenner. Yuri Bronfenbrenner was a Russian born American psychologist.


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[Assistant] Alright. Is he alive still? No, probably not. No, he died. Born in Moscow, Russia. Died in Ithaca, New York. Lived a life.


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[Assistant] There's two very random places. Very different places. You're born in Moscow? Oh cool. And then you're like, oh where's your beard? Ithaca?


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[Assistant] So what do you do? Two months you throw them in there? Yea, get them in school. It's like when you make them swim?


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[Assistant] And they can't, they crawl to the bus. And they can't even reach the top part.


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[Assistant] They're all just in the classroom, just heads down. Heads up, heads up, heads up.


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[Assistant] That's where the heads up comes from. That was a head start.


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[Assistant] Kyle Techmire. I am a high school teacher and last night we had our meet the teacher night via Zoom. For every class meeting I started out with the classic, hello folks!


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[Assistant] At the end of one of the meetings as parents were logging off, one of my senior parents said, let's go folks. This immediately derailed me in the best way possible as we chatted about the podcast, much to the confusion of the other parents still in the meeting. It turns out we both are going to your show in Royal Oak, Michigan.


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[Assistant] It was a long night, but that provided me with com- comic relief if I needed to get through it. Well that's awesome.


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[Assistant] Well, this is a senior parent, so one of the seniors have kids, and so that's the school they're in.


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[Assistant] One of my senior parents, I take it as he's a senior in high school and he's already a parent and his kids are already in the school. That's how I read it.


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[Assistant] All right, a shout out on the reed. Jose Venta.


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[Assistant] I decided to buy a suit for my wedding and went to men's warehouse and the lady taking care of me was so nice and she kept suggesting different accessories and what not and by the time it was check out time she rang me up for $850.


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[Assistant] I paid because I was too embarrassed to be like, yeah, so after you did all this, I'm not going to pay that much. I called my wife at the parking lot to ask for a huge favor to see if she could pretend to be a Bridezilla and come return the suit after shift change at the store. This is when I knew we were meant to be together because she agreed.


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[Assistant] That's awesome. That's why, that's a, that's a, you know.


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[Assistant] Look, I think it's either, you're gonna have a, uh, wife or husband, but you gotta have one of those that will do that. Who's a loose cannon? Who's a loose cannon, and, uh, is gonna be, that's willing to go do that. Cause I would do that too, I would just pay for it. Cause you're like-


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[Assistant] If my mom will go back, my mom does it very nice, but I mean.


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[Assistant] My mom will, she'll get stuff done where you're like, I mean the store is called We Don't Take Refunds.


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[Assistant] And she'll walk in and come out with that refund.


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[Assistant] She doesn't let up. That's why she would have done your, uh, plan of fitness. I mean, you would have, might have got all your money back.


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[Assistant] She's just really good at that. And uh, Laura also is good at it too. Like Laura will call and do that kind of stuff. So I got a little...


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[Assistant] You know, if it's too heavy for Laura, I go, look, I'll bring in...


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[Assistant] I'll bring in the big guns if you want me to. And my mom will do it. But yea, you gotta have that. Uh, alright, thank you everybody for listening. As always, uh, we're gonna get started with, uh, oh.


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[Assistant] So someone made us this, Nathan Udell from Green Bay, Wisconsin. He made us a cool Nate land. You know how many license plates he had to ruin on people's cars?


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[Assistant] This took him, I mean, parking lot after parking lot. Twelve, I think. Wow. And he would go in and they would watch him, usually older, you know, an older couple. Right. He knows they're going to be in the grocery store for a while. And he would just saw off and they don't notice until they get pulled over and put in jail. That's when they notice. That's pretty awesome, man. We're going to set that up on the, on the, uh,


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[Assistant] And I had, uh, uh, Megan McCloskey, I believe that's your name. She made me this mug this weekend in, uh, Red Bank, New Jersey. If you listen to this, this is, we just got done with Red Bank, New Jersey. Uh, and I think this is coming out in two weeks, the week of October 20th.


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[Assistant] So if you listen to it, this was a few weeks ago, but yeaah, let's go folks. And she makes those. I think she has uh, Megan McCloskey. I think she has like, I think she might do stuff like this. You know? This is all she can do. If she, yeaah.


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[Assistant] She has a hello folks. I have it. So you can have it. Uh, so he's got the, you have the hello folks. I have the let's go folks. People still shout it out every show. I love it. It's just so nice. It's filling all of us together. Uh, Baltimore, first show, no one shouted it out.


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[Assistant] And, or that I didn't hear. First show of Baltimore, second show of Baltimore they did. And, uh, I talked to, uh, a nice young lady, Katrina. And she goes, I was going to shout it out, but I was too nervous. So Katrina blew it.


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[Assistant] And I told her I was gonna let everybody know that she blew it. Right. And so. Hurricane Katrina.


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[Assistant] That is a comedian. I always think about that when comedians like, were you talking about that? Uh, it's so funny.


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[Assistant] Just like before you go up, just like you're saying stuff, you're like, I'm going to close with the refrigerator joke tonight. And you just let, you're like, that's a job. A job is to tell someone that you're going to do that. Uh, you're like, Hey, I'm going to do my circus stuff a little bit earlier than normal. And then another person goes, that sounds good. And they both get it. And that's crazy. That that's a conversation. Shop talk. Yeah. Yeah. Talk shop. Yeah. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I don't think it's shop talk. It's shop talk. That's what you say? No, that's what everybody says. Don't they say talk shop? Shop talk. Somebody look it up.


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[Assistant] They don't say shop talk. Aaron will have it by the end of the episode. Uh, Aaron, we thought was good at Google and... Shop talk, it popped right up. Jay Cutler looked right through them. Talk shop. No one says shop talk.


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[Assistant] But you can, I've heard talking shop before. Talking shop. Talking shop before. They don't, no one goes, y'all wanna do some shop talk?


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[Assistant] We are ready to get into fall because we like the cooler nights and enjoying a nice fire with our friends and family, making s'mores over our solo stove and watching Titans football. We love it. We do it in our cul-de-sac a lot. It's a, we've talked a lot about solo stove. It's so great. It's, it's like smokeless. You don't smell like smoke.


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[Assistant] The solar stove has been so much better than any fire pit I've been around. You don't smell like campfire.


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[Assistant] I mean, I would always take a shower. I honestly, every time, if you go around a fire, we'd build fires outside and I would then go take a shower at 10 o'clock at night because I just didn't want to smell.


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[Assistant] Like smoke. There's no set up, just unbox and enjoy a little fire starter wood and you can have a nice fire quickly. We have the bonfire version with stand. It is small enough to take to the front or the back or if we go to the lake we can easily take it there. It burns down to a white ash so clean. So clean up is super easy.


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[Assistant] The perfect fire pit for those fall nights and make your backyard a destination with a spectacular fire pit from Solo Stove. Shop the fall event now and get an extra $10 off when you use promo code Nate at checkout. They are so confident that you will love it. They offer a lifetime warranty and a 30 day free return policy.


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[Assistant] So just go to solostove.com and remember you get $10 off when you use promo code Nate.


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[Assistant] Also, Skrid, with today's endless amounts of content across multiple platforms, trying to find a book or audio book or podcast takes forever. Sometimes I even give up before I'm finding something.


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[Assistant] And I was looking for you. I, I, you try to, I went recently to like the bookstore and it's like, just who knows who you walk around Dewey decimal system.


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[Assistant] It's all there. I got rid of that and now I have Scribd. You get instant access to millions of ebooks, audiobooks, magazines, like I said. You also get thoughtfully selected editor's picks and smart recommendations based on what you have read. It makes choosing everything a lot easier.


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[Assistant] Techcrutch and uh, Forbes has called it Netflix for Books, which is exactly what it is. It's just like streaming services for TV today. We have access to so much content at our fingertips. Same thing goes for books. So far I have listened to a few podcasts, listened to a few audiobooks on the road. It is so easy to have all in one place.


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[Assistant] With Scribd, the world's most fascinating library is at your finger-trips. Uh, finger-tips. I said trips.


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[Assistant] All for just $9.99 a month. And that's, you know, that's cheaper than if you buy a book a month.


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[Assistant] And you get the magazines and all that kind of stuff. That's what it's all becoming. All this is kind of, you get everything in one thing. Uh, which I like. Right now Scribd is offering our listeners a free 60 day trial. Go to try.scribd.com slash nate for your free trial.


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[Assistant] 60 days, you get to try it. But sure, uh, use that address because it's normally a 30 day free trial, but our listeners get 60.


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[Assistant] Finally, if you've been listening to the show for a while, you've probably heard me, I mean, I've talked about the Helix mattress a bunch. We just had another comedian sleep in it.


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[Assistant] We keep it rolling. Uh, we love it. Uh, Helix has left the bedroom and they started making sofas and more. They just launched a new company called All4.


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[Assistant] Cause my sofas is, I think sofas are like, no, this is how they're supposed to be. And now it's like, no, no, you can do whatever you want. Uh, you might have a weird room. I used to have a, uh, apartment that had a train. It was like everything was in a row in Queens. You know, like New York especially would have these weird kind of setups and now you can get a sofa for it.


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[Assistant] Laura put, uh, she put ours together to be honest. Uh, for the office we chose the armchair with the sand fabric with the natural wood legs. It is really comfortable and roomy. I sit in all the time as she yells at me from behind her desk.


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[Assistant] And I enjoy it. I'm fine when she's correcting me because I'm in a comfortable chair. If getting a sofa without trying in store sounds a little risky, don't worry. You get 100 days to decide if you want to keep it. That's more than three months.


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[Assistant] If you don't love it, they will pick it up for free and give you a full refund. They even offer a forever warranty. Literally forever.


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[Assistant] To find your perfect sofa or chair, check out allforum.com slash nate.


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[Assistant] And Allform is offering 20% off all orders for our listeners at Allform.com slash Nate, A-L-L-F-O-R-M dot com slash Nate for your new favorite sofa. That is 20% off all orders at Allform.com slash Nate. Uh, so this week.


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[Assistant] Mike Vecchione lived many places, but we like to, uh,


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[Assistant] Pick Pennsylvania. Is that the most you've lived in?


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[Assistant] Like, so another one, big one people don't know, Greg Warren. Greg Warren. Greg Warren, very funny comedian.


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[Assistant] Did y'all rest around the same time? He was, he's a little bit older. Yeah, yeah. And then, uh, would you ever heard of him back then? Or is it, there's no- No, but there was


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[Assistant] So that's how much better a wrestler, cause, cause Brock Lesnar is that good. He was a national champion and, and then he goes to the Olympics, Kurt Angler, and he's Angle, and he's, it's not even close. That's so crazy. I mean, you would think though that, you know when they wrestled in the WWE?


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[Assistant] No, he's saying they did it like one day. It was like, hey, let's have a real wrestle. We're not, they don't tape it. It's like just them. The real thing. The real thing.


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[Assistant] I don't know what that really means, but that's, you know, it sounds made up and it sounds, I always think undergrad sounds not good. Like it's very insulting. That means you graduate. Right. Do you know what an adjunct professor is?


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[Assistant] Yeah. It's always tough cause you're like, you address it and then no one really moves on from it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, then the cricket got quiet and started, I heard laughs from up there and I go, wow, this guy's a fan. Uh, yeah, that's almost the best way that situation should be handled is you have the person that goes up first, like make fun of it, address it. And then when you go up, we're not addressing it and just.


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[Assistant] Try to get it out of people's minds. Cause it's always like sometimes you can hear a noise and you think, should I address it? And you're like, if I address this, then it's going to continue to happen. I'm going to have to keep bringing it up the whole show.


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[Assistant] And then people can't do it. I have a joke about that now, about this girl's laugh, which I'm not going to say because it's a joke. But it was like that, where it was like...


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[Assistant] You just, it wasn't gonna go good. And, uh, you have to address it. You have to address it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah. That's how I learned. That was one thing you learned. Those are the little tricks that are little things you got to learn kind of on the fly and someone says it. I remember someone saying that like, if someone, if you ask the crowd something and they yell it out, you always repeat it in the microphone because you can't.


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[Assistant] People, even like, people can't hear what they say. And sometimes you wouldn't think to repeat it.


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[Assistant] And so we're trying to do our jokes and we know the jokes and trying to really get into a rhythm with the show and murder and hope you make everybody have a good time. And if it's just like, like upfront and no one can hear, that's all you can think about. And so then you just hear it and you're trying to go through it and then it's like, it's not happening. And you're, it's good if you stop it early and then say it, you don't want to like make someone feel bad, but what I


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[Assistant] Cause they don't, there's, you don't like, I don't kill enough to distract people. No, I'm saying they don't kill enough, but you don't look like you got, like a kid could do that.


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[Assistant] And you would think Pete Davidson could do it and you'd be like, oh, he's cool. He leaves his shoe untied. Yeah, you move on. And then with you, you're like, he forgot to tie his shoe. Bless his heart.


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[Assistant] You gotta, those situations like, cause you think.


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[Assistant] This is, it's very funny, like when doing comedy with that, cause you're like...


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[Assistant] That's why companies, I, that's why it's so hard, is cause you're...


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[Assistant] You know, you're, you have to be on the whole time. You're not a band where it's like they can be looking at a bunch of different things or they can talk and it doesn't matter because no one can hear. It's the most focus. Right.


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[Assistant] On just one singular person. I check my zipper all the time up there. I just kind of touch it like right when I get up just to make sure. If like, if a, if a laugh gets too hard, if I get too hard of a laugh, I'll check my zipper. Cause I'm like, I don't know if that was, I don't trust that laugh. And then you're like, you're like sitting there like, is something on me? And then they, uh,


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[Assistant] And so you, it's, but you're there. I think that moment, you gotta tie your shoe and you make a joke about it. You put it in the mic stand, you tie your shoe, and then you're gonna, and you just know as a comedian, you're good enough to come up with something funny.


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[Assistant] You gotta, yeah, that's a, that's a, that's a situation that they're tough and you gotta just go, I know how to do it and you have to address that. There's times you don't have to address something and there's times that you just like, I gotta start with addressing this so I can talk about like, I know this is ridiculous that I'm up here now. That guy was amazing.


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[Assistant] I, you know, saying that, like I was- I did, I did address it, yeaah. Yeaah, it's like you just do that, and then, uh.


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[Assistant] That's, you know, because that is a good way to think. It's the withdrawal and, uh, and deposit. Yeah. So you're depositing, water's good. Soda's bad. So you're withdrawing. Yeah. Even though you're depositing it, it's going nowhere.


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[Assistant] So I'm doing, I live that life. Right. Right. So that's what we're getting to.


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[Assistant] Well that's when you make fun of yourself. You gotta have some confidence in it.


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[Assistant] To like have fun with it and then that like we would, we talked about when you were first starting.


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[Assistant] And you, I, you don't do it anymore. But like, it was like, you have a, at the beginning when you're self-deprecating, you have a hard time where people feel sad for you.


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[Assistant] And so you're like, you gotta do it in a way that it's not sad.


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[Assistant] And then they can laugh with you. So instead of them laughing, you're not, don't make them laugh at you. You want them to laugh kind of with you and be like, Oh, I've done that. Or they think, Oh, I knew he would do that. That's so funny. And you got to get them in that kind of thought process. That was it. I'm not talking about here is stuff with my wife jokes was always like,


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[Assistant] At the beginning you're gonna be too mean and people are like, why are you married? And you're like, well that's not, then I gotta figure out how to.


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[Assistant] Whether I give, I do jokes about giving her some wins. She's gotta be, you know, the, the powerful one in the relationship. And then I'm the dumb one. And then there's times that I can be the powerful one and it's a balance. So you show a marriage because that's what a marriage is.


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[Assistant] He goes, I mean, you know, cause then we had to vote to see if women could vote. Well, how did we lose that vote? Like, that's a very...


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[Assistant] I don't think about that joke all the time. Uh, it's just a very funny, it's always like little jokes you think of that just kind of stick with you and you're like that's one of them.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think so too. But it's, and so maybe it's, but it's always, I don't remember all of Seinfeld's jokes comedian, but that one always stuck with me. Like, I don't know, you know, you just have jokes that kind of stick with you and you're like,


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah. In little bits and pieces. It's usually the simplest thing. It's usually the simplest. It just sticks with you. It's so funny. Yeaah. And you're like, that's so funny. Yeaah. You know? Uh, so Pennsylvania. Pennsylvania. The blue car.


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[Assistant] What do they say about it? Philadelphia and Pittsburgh and... Alabama in between. Yeah. Wow. That's funny.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's what he called us this weekend.


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[Assistant] He always called me Travis and Chase, our merch guy, Hillfolk. He goes, I'm sorry, is the Hillfolk talking? He's just talking about us three. And it was the best put down I've ever heard in my life. Hillfolk is so funny. To just be like, you're a bunch of Hillfolk over here.


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[Assistant] It is like, I mean, you can't say anything back to that. You're like, oh yeah, I guess it's just running up a hill. We live on the side of a mountain. Look at all those hill folk up there. Drinking water out of maple syrup bottles. Yeah. Your whole lives. What's a First Pennsylvania thing?


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[Assistant] Wow, y'all live off that, huh? You've been eating off that for quite a while. Pretty solid. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I'm sure he'd say, he goes, I don't know, how does it look? And then you're like, no, dude, it just, Solvania sounds bad. Like Pennsylvania sounds really good. And you're like, look, it just happens to be that. So you did find this land. It's not crazy. Like, uh, and now looking back, you're like, you wouldn't think that's an ego thing, but I understand the idea. So I think it's.


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[Assistant] There is probably some pride in the fact that you don't want to say it, but then everybody else says it and you're like, alright, alright.


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[Assistant] I would say, I talked to someone, uh, about an island, something in, this island's in a river. And you can buy them and they're not crazy. It's, uh, I don't know how much they are. It might be like 150, 200 thousand for an island.


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[Assistant] Yeah, let's get into it. Let's dive into it.


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[Assistant] Yes, I did know that. Yea. I did know that. And y'all lost it? We lost it, yea.


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[Assistant] It doesn't even make sense moving fence around in secret service up top, but it's, we're not going to take anything from y'all. And then y'all left and left the bell.


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[Assistant] Yeah, the cracked bell. The cracked bell. You go, y'all can keep that belly. It's cracked! Put it in a museum, that's all you got. Yeah.


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[Assistant] After the Keystone Pipeline. I think that's why they did it.


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[Assistant] I think it's in the water. I don't know. Oh wow, dude. That's Johnny United's Joe Montana, Joe Namath, Dan Marino, Jim Kelly, George Blonda, uh,


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[Assistant] Terrell Pryor. Johnny Lujac. Johnny Lujac. Go Irish. Golly, that's crazy. Harry Collins, Matt Schaub, uh, Bruce Grodowski.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that is unreal. Gus, uh, Ferret? Ferrat? Ferrat? Yeah, he was great. I mean, uh. Alright, the list is getting worse. Let's move on. Yeah, no, I mean, he's still like, every time you go, you're like, well, I know who that person is. Yeah, John Huffnagle.


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[Assistant] Well that was, yeaah, it's, when you see em, you're like, it's gotta be just such a great...


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[Assistant] Like, you know, the kid, as a kid you wouldn't understand it. In the order you get you do. That was, someone said, uh, like yesterday, uh, which if you listen, this is a couple weeks ago, but when like Instagram and Facebook went down, you know, it's like, is this good or bad? And you're like, it's not bad.


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[Assistant] Like it's, you know, it's, it's not a bad thing. It's, it's like, enjoy the day of like, well, I can't look at my phone. So, and then just enjoy.


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[Assistant] Think about how many times you pulled it and it said couldn't refresh. If you pulled that a hundred times, you're wildly addicted to it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you didn't just look up on Twitter, is Instagram down? And they go, yes.


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[Assistant] But every, like he just says it, he called us hill folk and he's like, right? And he'll just do it to us and you gotta go.


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[Assistant] Yeah. If you're at home, it's a very funny thing. Just make, just trash someone to their face and they write and then make them fist bump. And then they were going to naturally just be like, and they fist bumped their own thing that they got made fun of.


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[Assistant] Wait, they're full? Yeah, do they take members? I don't know if you take members there.


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[Assistant] That's what I would assume. You get to a point, you ask one question too many, so then you come back with just a giant word.


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[Assistant] And then everybody goes, oh, I guess he does know this stuff. And then we move on, and you hope we move on. But I think you were done. No one answers. And see you throughout monolithic.


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[Assistant] I know, but that's the- So every time you see them say sec, it just means section.


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[Assistant] No, I think I'd say encyclopedia. I didn't mean, that was a sentence that came too close together. But, encyclopedia was my big, if someone goes, what's your big word? I'd go encyclopedia. And then that's all in there.


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[Assistant] But I know it's a long way to get to the end of it. And so that's what I would do. Encyclopedia.


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[Assistant] Want to see my zebra? Get over here, hey pal. He's coming up a bush, your head comes up. Psst, psst.


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[Assistant] Just making noises. What? You wanna see a zoo? What's a zoo? Yea, what's a zoo? It's just a private thing. I lock animals in cages. That's cool, man. And you just go back and look at it. Yea, that guy's got a tiger back there.


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[Assistant] Hillfolk. Hillfolk. Hillfolk returned fire.


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[Assistant] Oh, he is. It's about to unleash everyone. He brings something. This all started with, he talked about babies dying for like 30 minutes.


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[Assistant] That's so many people, man. Yeah. That's a real, like, that's, it's crazy, it's like...


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[Assistant] That's a real war. Like it's the, like it's what, you know, it's like straight up, you're meeting on a field and you're like, let's go.


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[Assistant] Come on, man. I'm already hurt, dude. Come on.


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[Assistant] There's, I mean, you know, it's like brothers and, I mean, it's just brutal, dude. That's- Brutal time.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what we did. Cause it's a lot longer now. Yeah, yeah, everybody died really young, young. Like 30.


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[Assistant] Would you go to one? Absolutely. I would go. Absolutely. I want to go to Gettysburg. I'm going to stop. I'm going to try to go to it on the bus when we go up around that way. And I haven't been close enough yet to it, but I'm going to try to do it. I didn't take Harper to that one. He was a Civil War reenactor. Did you do it?


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[Assistant] You would think that those would be doing, they should, people need to go to those. It's very fun. It's very fun to take kids to it. They come out and like, I went as kids and you're like, this is the best thing ever. They do jousting and stuff. Yeah. I don't feel like there's enough of them, you know?


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[Assistant] Hold on. It's a statue of Mike Vacchione in Penn State.


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[Assistant] That's how far the line they had to go to find just a decent person at Penn State.


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[Assistant] We were, uh, we were just in Hershey, Pennsylvania, and it was, uh,


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[Assistant] Three shows, unbelievable show. And they, uh, and we went to Hershey Park.


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[Assistant] Hershey World. Did we talk about that yet? With Nick? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, the Hershey thing. And so, yeah, I get it, dude. I mean, it's a cool, cool area. Yeah. Yeah, that's cool. I get that.


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[Assistant] I didn't even expect that. Yeah, we saw a zoo. We walked it the backwards way.


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[Assistant] So I counted that as going to Gettysburg. They were told they would hide behind this roller coaster. They'd be, they'd wear a red shirt, get behind the red roller coaster and then just


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[Assistant] No, I would take her to both, but, uh, I mean, she's in school. Yeah. Yeah. She should go see Gettysburg.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Travis, my tour manager, puts the bread in the refrigerator, keeps it in there.


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[Assistant] Just goes, yeah, it makes it last longer. And you're like, but I don't want to eat. I go, what do you do when you eat a sandwich? Because you eat cold meat on cold bread and like that's normal. And I was like, no one does this. Laura puts it in the freezer when she buys like some, so it saves.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but I don't want to eat cold bread. Like, no one does that.


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[Assistant] That's my tour manager. He goes, he does everything else great and I'm furious about the bread.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Ketchup's out of the fridge. That's a big one. Then we talked about that thing.


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[Assistant] Our microwave had let it heat up a little bit. Uh, the, I keep my ketchup out of the refrigerator. And Laura, we didn't growing up and Laura didn't, but I was like, every time you ketchup, it's warm. It's at a restaurant. It's at wherever. Every time you use ketchup, you don't ever do cold ketchup unless you go to someone's house.


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[Assistant] It's been going great and I've been doing it for 15 years and it's going, I've never had a problem.


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[Assistant] I mean, I guess, I mean, the only thing you would do that stuff is like, if you're like, yeah, if you catch up twice a year.


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[Assistant] Then yea, you need to do it. If you, if ketchup is in your life, then you don't have to.


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[Assistant] All of them. Maybe mustard's in the fridge. Mayonnaise you gotta put in the fridge. Mayonnaise is in the fridge. Mustard I believe is in the fridge. Yea, mustard's in the fridge. But then ketchup I don't.


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[Assistant] No, she doesn't. I got her, why would you, you don't ever eat it cold. You don't ever use ketchup cold. Anywhere. I guess not. Except at your house.


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[Assistant] And it's cause they want to keep it. That's fair. But I mean how bad, they act like ketchup can't handle it. Ketchup can't, it just gets put on a shelf and then.


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[Assistant] It's weak and it's like, I don't, like, getting so hot and you're like, well, let me get you in the fridge.


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[Assistant] I always think that's the best way to start a restaurant is do something like that. I would think most restaurants when they have trouble starting because it's a hard thing to start is they get them too big. And so you're like, that's like, you know, comedy clubs can have that trouble. They build one and be like 600 seats and you're like,


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[Assistant] Not everybody can sell 600 tickets. And so you end up having to have all these curtains. But I, you know, which sometimes okay, like West Palm Beach is like then they have, uh, they just have curtains. So does Stand Up Live, which is great. And they have ways that they think of, they know that. And so they can make it feel.


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[Assistant] Very good and small. Or if they get a, you know, Bill Burr is running an hour and wants to go to a comedy club. They can do that. And so that's a good idea. But like restaurants, I would think we went to a breakfast place in Destin.


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[Assistant] And it was, I mean, I think it was four tables. So, I mean, there's 15 people in there and then you, you just get that and you got to wait for someone to be done. And it's like, that's almost better. It makes more people want to go. And then you probably get your, your cooks and chefs or whatever get.


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[Assistant] More time to like make the food better, cause they're like.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but I don't think you have to spend as much money either. And so like, it's a balance of like, what's the perfect amount? There's probably a number that's like,


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[Assistant] We can get the most out of this number and be consistent everyday to be packed.


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[Assistant] Well, you could do that 30 minutes. You could be like, everybody has 30 minutes to eat. Where have your food to you? And you have, uh, I'd be like, or you could say.


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[Assistant] Once we get your food to you, you have 30 minutes. And the clock starts. And we will come take your food at 30 minutes. That's enough time to eat. You don't get leftovers. No, you can get it boxed, but if you, that clock, the second it runs out, you just go, I'm sorry.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm gonna start, we'll start that. Restaurant. No onions, no tomatoes. A timed restaurant. A timed restaurant. No onions, no tomatoes. We'll be very friendly, but it's like, everybody's trying to get in here, let's not, this ain't a come spend all day kind of thing.


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[Assistant] Every, so they called him Mick, every round of pockets. So that's why he get, everybody calls him Mick when they see Nick. And, uh, but yeah, Nick comes out, Nick asked to not sit there.


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[Assistant] Where did he want to sit? Just not on your lap. You said literally anywhere but here. He goes, I'd rather, I'd even not do it.


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[Assistant] Nick's a real diva till these cameras come on. No one sees that side of him.


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[Assistant] Yeah, y'all did, uh, y'all made some like...


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[Assistant] Really life long things. Crayola is unbelievable. Crayola, Heinz, Hershey's, I mean some pretty staple. Is the Lego factory in Pennsylvania?


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[Assistant] I mean that's like pretty wild to be like this state has just got some monsters. I mean those three things could pay for everything in this state.


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[Assistant] So why don't they? Chocolate and crayons. That's what we like to do. Three made factories in Denmark, actually not in America.


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[Assistant] The round earth, right? Not the flat earth. Like it goes to the end and it touches the wall. Then the other one goes and runs, goes all the way back. Go ahead.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Alright. Just yeaah. It doesn't matter. Don't. Oh my gosh.


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[Assistant] It's like he looked stuff up and it just doesn't make sense.


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[Assistant] I can't believe that you skipped periwinkle and thought, whatever, obviously, uh, obviously periwinkle, that wouldn't even be on the list. It shouldn't even be on the list. Fuzzy wuzzy.


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[Assistant] Neon Carrot. That's just a bad name. That's like someone's name.


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[Assistant] You know, like someone's kid, like the guy, Mr. Crayola's son was like, well, I'd like to name one. And they go, well, yeah, we'll let you do it. He goes, neon carrot. And they go, and everybody else that works there is like, uh.


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[Assistant] You listen to them for everything and then you go, what about those rocks? Why do they ring? He goes, I'll be honest, that's a tough one. You're like.


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[Assistant] And you are gonna solve cancer? And you don't know the rocks? Why they're ringing?


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[Assistant] And just please figure it out, because it looks ridiculous.


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[Assistant] Now that's the joke name of the class, that we would have fun with it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, that's what I mean. But I don't know how smart Penn State is, so I thought maybe y'all.


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[Assistant] That's how y'all, I thought that's how dumb athletes are, that they had to name it that. So they go, they're not getting it. What was it called? It was like called something. GSI 2020. Yeah. So everybody's like, I ain't taking that. And they go, this is like, you learn about dumb rocks.


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[Assistant] Uh, it is though, but you should go to my YouTube that doesn't have ads. I'm on your YouTube. You're not. You're on internet YouTube. So you would go to...


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[Assistant] You're on like, uh, no, you're on like the search, like just, you know, you search it in the thing.


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[Assistant] It's definitely cool, but it's, I mean, it's definitely like, I guess we were in the area and we went and did it. I don't think yeah.


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[Assistant] Alright, I get it. What if the, what if the solution, they come and they go, you know what it is guys? It's the hammer. That's what's making this noise. God, how stupid were we? It's the hammer.


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[Assistant] Cause I did it on my table at home, same noise. It's the, it's the hammer.


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[Assistant] I think you can look at a person's personality by who they would pick.


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[Assistant] Like I think I'm someone that would pick the Browns. I think we all, we're Vandy fans. So we would pick the Browns. And then someone that goes, well I'm doing Steelers.


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[Assistant] And like, you would be like, well they, you know. Ryan Malone. Yea, Ryan Malone. But he was still his fan because as a kid they were co-stars of Vanderbilt. So he didn't live there. But I'm saying if you go to Youngstown and you could see the people, who would you want to be around?


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yeah. So it's the same thing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's why I think you're the least liked on the podcast.


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[Assistant] Start the show. Hello folks. I know you can't wait till I say goodbye folks.


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[Assistant] Kevin Hart. Kevin Hart. Kevin Hart. Great shape. Yeaah. Uh, yeaah, maybe y'all are stronger than I think. But, you have Nick.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Wow. Yeah. Oh wow. Look at that. That's the test. Just bring, if you want to see if you should be married, come over to the Barghetti's and if she can handle that.


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[Assistant] Uh, what, oh, have you got it wrong? And then set it on the...


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[Assistant] No, yeaah, yeaah. We shoulda done another World War. I think we're about due for a silver war, to be honest when you think about it. The timing feels right.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you should have like every, like they should have like a fun, like all-star.


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[Assistant] It's, football's just so hard to do extra stuff. They, they should do like, they should go like, alright, you take, it's like an all-star game.


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[Assistant] Man, that's, I mean, that's unreal, dude. Like, that's just an overlooked thing when these guys had to go to war. It was unreal. It's unreal. It was majorly overlooked.


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[Assistant] None of them would have to go now. Now they would never let-


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[Assistant] The, like a, like the lead, or the famous.


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[Assistant] Boom. It'll be a short war and we're going to wear them down with them, them having to try to make them all do this, some little dance. And it's like, they put their guns down to be like, ready? And then they go do that, whatever they do. And then, you know.


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[Assistant] Can we get that guy out of here? He was, I have season tickets. I buy them every year.


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[Assistant] Well that- That's what always crazy me with uh, Cosby. Like-


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[Assistant] What happened to Joe Paterno, he died immediately.


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[Assistant] Like it just, when you're that old, it's like, it was just, it crushed him and then it was, and he died. And Cosby is talking about going back out on tour.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I mean like, I thought, you thought for sure like, alright, well like this Cosby stuff is so heavy. Yeaah. And he's getting crushed. They're like, it's going to just kill an old man. Yeaah. And then Cosby, I mean he's 80 or something. Yeaah. He's in his 80s. And he's just, I mean, best shape of his life.


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[Assistant] I thought they were just going to go community service. I feel like now they go, we closed it, but they, we still have the keys.


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[Assistant] The beer bottle, the two beer bottles at Tim Couch. And then in Cleveland. Car battery.


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[Assistant] No, that was in, uh, Philadelphia. They thought that they threw batteries at, uh, John Elway.


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[Assistant] I thought they put batteries in snowballs. I thought they had, they just do batteries in Philadelphia.


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[Assistant] And see, I'm sure they did it. If they did it, then it's coming.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they get, uh, eagles are throwing batteries.


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[Assistant] And walk around with a, like I'm just, this is, I imagine the article says, walks around with a bag of batteries.


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[Assistant] And that means if you get hit in the eye with a double A, it was a good day.


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[Assistant] Yeah, call you on the carpet. I think you're making a lot of sayings up in here. Shop Talk, that was Aaron.


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[Assistant] You wanna do some shop talk? Well I'm not gonna call you on the carpet. Do you like that?


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[Assistant] And they're one step away from it, like Philadelphia's gonna just start allowing that.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Alright. I delivered FedEx in Camden. Camden's rough. Yeaah. Like, maybe not Camden, maybe is it, but it was right at that Philadelphia. Yeaah. Cause I actually went to Laugh House. I was, uh, when I delivered FedEx and they had me come down to New Jersey right next to Philadelphia. Like I took a cab over there. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Uh, so whatever town was over there. And so then when I was delivering FedEx, I was like, I was always a good FedEx driver. And they, so I would do it in New York.


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[Assistant] And then that town needed help, so they brought us down there to go deliver. And I delivered. When I got done, they go, that's the quickest we've ever seen it done.


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[Assistant] Because I was at home, I was like, this was back to like regular home, so I'm just driving to houses. So I like, and then I came back in and they were like, I mean, you're the best, the best we've ever seen. And I was like, eh.


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[Assistant] I think it helped me go for comedy because I knew I could always go back. I mean, I would talk to those guys in New York, they buy their trucks and it would be, you pay, you pay for a route.


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[Assistant] So like the best routes I think were like Manhattan, even though it's Manhattan, but it's a grid. It's just, I mean, I did Manhattan. You're just going back and forth. You just kind of double hark and just run up there and like ring the thing and set the thing there. Uh, and then.


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[Assistant] But they would buy, it might be a hundred grand to buy. If someone's going to retire, the guy then goes, all right, I'm going to sell my route. And then everybody has a bidding for his route. And so then they, they pay him because he paid too.


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[Assistant] And er, something like that. And they, you know, be like, all right, it's a hundred grand. You invest, but you get this route.


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[Assistant] And then that's your route. And then you can, you're almost a contractor.


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[Assistant] And so you could even eventually just like not have to drive the truck. You pay someone to drive the truck and then something like that in New York.


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[Assistant] But I did, I think it helped me cause I was like, they used to call me every holiday and was like, Hey, we come back. And it was like, I'm just not doing it right now. I mean, I would have to tell them no. They wanted me just to come back for the holidays. Well, they needed help and they knew I knew what to do. Yeah.


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[Assistant] If I could have the time off, I'll be honest with you, I don't think I would mind it. I don't know if I would want to go back to New York to do it, but like if, if, if Nashville FedEx needed help, or a delivery company in Nashville needed help, and I had, and I have the time.


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[Assistant] I leave them, uh, their package in a t-shirt. Ice coffee with cream shirt.


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[Assistant] I do always the size medium and they go, well, I give them the size, I look at their ass and I give the size what I think, what kind of monster's about to walk out of that house. You go, ooh, this is going to be a big one. Triple XL.


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[Assistant] That's a good idea. That's perfect.


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[Assistant] No, but that's if you have a million dollars. He's saying here's how you go get a million dollars. Go to a million dollar neighborhood, knock on all the doors and say,


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[Assistant] Cole, next door neighbor's, uh, kid, he's going to college, very smart. He's a high school senior now? Yeah, yeah, he's super, super smart. And, uh, and so like, I was talking to his dad, Dwayne, and we were, he was like, you know, just trying to find the internship, like something for his, if you ever need help, cause they need the internships. And I was like, you know what?


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[Assistant] It would be great because he can help Brian with the research, you know, cause Brian has to look all this stuff up and, uh.


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[Assistant] And so, yeaah. He's crushed it. He's crushed it. So he's in, yeah. We got our, we got our first intern.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we're doing really good. We, he has to pay us.


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[Assistant] I make his dad pay us. And so it's the opposite of what it should be.


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[Assistant] So he goes, oh, we're, what happened to your last wife? Oh, that's a doozy of a story. Uh, I shot and killed her and our daughter.


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[Assistant] Oh, that's cool. So you wanna go out and grab a drink? Yeah, I'd love to hear more about it. If you don't mind.


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[Assistant] You know, it's like such a sad thing because you're like, I've, yes, it's awful that you have to live like that. And then, but you think, you would think like you get married and you'd be like, well, I'm lucky.


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[Assistant] Yeah, like I'm lucky that someone looks past all this and is, you know, he's not a terrible looking guy. Like he's a normal, besides the hands, but.


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[Assistant] Well, someone that was hated that much, that's probably like...


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[Assistant] I mean they, the guy, he just took whatever number she said.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeah, that's uh, I mean, how do you get, it's funny. It's like people can be jerks. Like you would think, I mean, look, you gotta realize he probably grew up crazy. Back then dude, I mean, he probably got beaten by, like they, people were not like, it was not a cool thing and it just translated into his regular life. But I mean, he's pretty active for not being, I mean.


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[Assistant] I mean- He lived a full life. Yeah, for him to kill you, you gotta really walk into that. Like you're, you know. Honey? Can you come help me? Yeah. This guy seems like a good guy. Turn the corner.


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[Assistant] He said there's a picture of him with the bearded lady, was it her? That's who he's married to?


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[Assistant] Alright, is that it? I think so. Alright, I think that's it. That's it.


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[Assistant] The final one. Welcome, Mike. Well, thank you for having me. We're doing another one. Uh, I will be this week, uh, San Diego, October 20th and 22nd, uh, two shows on 22nd, doing three shows in San Diego. Uh, Bakersfield on the 21st, Anaheim on the 23rd, two shows.


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[Assistant] And then, uh, the next week, a big week, which I'll probably remind you, I'll be at the Grand Ole Opry and the Ryman October 27th, 28th.


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[Assistant] In Columbus, Ohio, October 29th, two shows in Columbus, uh, so hope you can make some of those.


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[Assistant] It's been amazing. The crowds have been, you've seen, they're unbelievable. It's been so great. Yes, they are.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they're just so nice and they're, and you guys, none of that, as always, as I always say, none of it's lost on me. Uh, I appreciate it. I would continue to, uh, always have the gratitude, uh, to you guys. Uh, you're the reason we have a career. So, uh, and then you have stuff.


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[Assistant] Uuuh, yeaah, yeaah. Staying Alive is a great club.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's good. A lot of people probably won't hear that. And...


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[Assistant] Stuff like that. Riveting, cutting edge. Yeaah. And then you say, how's the macaroni? Which is great. Now it's very funny. Now I'm going to watch it.


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[Assistant] Mike's very, very funny, everybody. Uh, he's got a lot of tonight's show clips.


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[Assistant] He's, he's got, uh, you're going to be recording stuff, hopefully soon. And then epics you're on that. You were, I mean, just your suit, your.


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[Assistant] An unbelievable comedian, Mike. Thank you. We were together at the beginning, uh, at Boston Comedy Club. And I'm glad you've come out with me some now. And cause people are getting to, you know, people see it in the year as all of us as comedians, you're everybody's favorite. Thank you. And you're a real, uh, lot of jokes and that's what, you know, it's very fun. You and David Tell, I would say.


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[Assistant] Two guys that I would pay to go watch. Cause it's like, I know it's just gonna be jokes, and it's gonna be funny, and it's gonna be, I could watch you multiple shows. Cause it's like, I like hearing people


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[Assistant] Laugh to those because it's very, it can be very silly, which is great. It's not, you know, it's not, you're not heavy. It's just jokes. It's all jokes and that's, uh, you know, much needed now. And so, uh, go check, uh, Mike Vecchione out everybody.


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[Assistant] I appreciate it. Uh, I love having you out, buddy. So alright, uh, we will see you, uh, next week everybody. Thanks!


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[Assistant] Like we said to the, uh, Neyland podcast, we are sitting here with Brian Bates, Aaron Weber.


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[Assistant] Ask COVID. You didn't say hello folks. I said it. I read the, I did the ads already.


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[Assistant] Uh, so, Bates is here, obviously. Aaron has COVID. Uh, so we had Sonny Gray sit in, uh, sitting in for later. And right now we have Cole. A lot of people don't know this Cole, but we have, you've been interning. You're a first intern.


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[Assistant] As like, you know, you're gonna go to college and you have to write this down as your, you write it down on your college thing? I did, yeaah. You did?


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[Assistant] Yeah, just something. Well, it sounds good. Do you think they'll call me and ask me? Ooh, would they?


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[Assistant] They might, right? Yeaah. Do they do that? I don't...


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[Assistant] Like then you get, I guess a real job. So channel five, y'all hired some and y'all really, you'd call all their references.


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[Assistant] Would you sometimes not call the references because you didn't care and you're like, ah, this seems like a good person.


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[Assistant] It's you call them and you're like, Hey, yeah, we're about to, we're looking at hiring.


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[Assistant] You know, Cole Meier, like he seems like a good guy and you're like, yeah, he's a good guy. Do they ever go like, yeah, you know.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Would you ever not hire someone because of that? Yeah. Oh. Would you call them?


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[Assistant] So there's, someone could be listening to this. They didn't get the, they might know who they are. They didn't get the job because you called a reference and what they were like, ah, it just doesn't show up on time or it's something like that.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, this is all good stuff to learn. Cool, you're a senior in high school. Raven Wood.


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[Assistant] Ravenwood High School, right? Yup. Uh, and we don't know, you don't know the college you're going to go to yet. You're figuring that out. I need to soon. You need to soon. It's coming up. We want him to announce it. We wanted him to announce it on the podcast with three hats.


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[Assistant] No, no, don't, we don't want, don't, don't say it. Cause you're, we want it to be a good reveal, but like, so it's a safety school, uh, what was your MTSU, is that your?


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[Assistant] So it's, your safety school is like, you're just like, all right, I'll go here. Worst case. And then I'm going to try for like Harvard and you know, all that kind of stuff. Right. You're super smart.


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[Assistant] And he's like real smart. Yeah. Yeah. I know. I work with him. I know. Yeah. He's the smartest person on the show. Smarter than Aaron.


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[Assistant] And, uh, Aaron's going down. Yeah. You know, he's, he was, he was smart at one point and now he's definitely hit the, you know, and then he got COVID so he's probably even dropped a few more spots. Yeah.


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[Assistant] They're, uh, but it's, yeah, yeah, it's like, I remember, I remember kids talking about safety schools, but I never.


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[Assistant] Every school is my, just a school. Getting in a school. Safety school was not going to school, was my safety school. Was not going to get a regular job. That's what I put down for my safety school.


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[Assistant] The Vates way, did everybody go to MTSU? Yea. Yea. You just drive up there and go, we'd like to go here. The middle Tennessee state. It's just a good like- It's a good college. Good college.


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[Assistant] Tim TSU? Yea. Alright. Tell them who Bates is as a reference. Yea. They had to go back in the archives. And they go, when he graduated here? Ugh. Black and white picture.


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[Assistant] Uh, let's read some of you guys' comments. Uh, uh, this is from, uh, the universe part two episode. Stephen J Orlando, hearing Nate ask whether it would hurt if someone punched you in outer space because there's no sound, then suddenly making a brilliant analogy between the center of the universe and the center of the ocean is why so many people love this show. What a roller coaster. Keep it up. That made sense, right?


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[Assistant] Brilliant. I'm brilliant. You know, I should be teaching.


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[Assistant] You know, is it, uh, it sort of jumps in there. It got your moments. It got your moments. Do y'all talk about the universe? When did you start talking about the universe in school? Is it very broad?


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[Assistant] Misty Wachtens, Einstein said, if you can't explain it simply, you don't understand what you do. You don't understand what you do.


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[Assistant] I love that quote and shows that Nate shares that same philosophy for the entire podcast.


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[Assistant] Taking complex topics and simplifying them into comedy is pure gold. Good job, guys. This is...


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[Assistant] Off the bat too, pretty solid comments. They love you. I'll tell you that. These two people that get me, Steven and Misty, they get me. And Steven J Orlando, he owns Orlando. How about that? You know a guy who owned that?


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[Assistant] Carl Sagan was one of the weirdest dudes ever. I almost read like Carl was the commoner.


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[Assistant] I'd imagine you can't if you're having dinner with aliens and it's like...


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[Assistant] Look how long we took to introduce Cole to this audience. So imagine if we were having a dinner with aliens. We can't just pop you over here. You know? We'd have to ease you in. Y'all talking about aliens?


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[Assistant] Can you study aliens as a major? I don't think so.


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[Assistant] That'd be fun. Will you go to undergrad? Will you be undergrad and then you'll be done? Or you think you'll go to the over grad?


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[Assistant] Yeah, you could, he could be a doctor. He's smart enough. Did you say doctor in? No, doctor in.


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[Assistant] So do you, could you, you could, so you just get a masters and you're B. You don't really know what you want to do yet though. Cause you're...


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[Assistant] Senior in high school? Nah, just some kind of business. What did you, yeah, that's good. It's very broad.


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[Assistant] Uh, I'm gonna go to college. I'd like to do business stuff. Alright.


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[Assistant] So I always wanted to do like something with zoos, like work with animals.


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[Assistant] Yeah, zoology. That's like a, that's a dumb person. That's a person that's not going to school, says that usually. Is that true? It's probably true. I think, cause there's like when you don't know and you're like, well, I like, I like, I like penguins. I like penguins so I can go study them. I like sports. I like sports. They do that. Uh, you watch Seinfeld?


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[Assistant] You know, your family's from, I mean, you're from New Jersey. This is, that's your world. It's where you come from. It's your heritage.


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[Assistant] Tell you grew up. Uh, probably got an aunt that was on the show. Maybe.


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[Assistant] Uh, Curtis Watkins, the number of possible chess positions is more than all the stars in the universe. Here's a fun dinner fact for you. I guess because, who would say that at dinner? Uh, the Weber family.


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[Assistant] Number of possible chess positions more than all the stars in the universe. I don't even, but how? That means we have an exact number. Do they have an exact number of stars?


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yeah. Of different ways you play. Do you play chess, Cole? I know how to, but. Don't play.


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[Assistant] Oh, they're close though, that's good. Uh, that means they know the number.


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[Assistant] Including illegal moves. Oh, okay. If you're really out of legal moves.


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[Assistant] Uh, why would you even, that's what that says. This is the Shannon number. So Shannon did this. And...


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[Assistant] Shannon. Shannon. Typical Shannon. Uh, over here doing, she comes over doing cancer stuff and Shannon goes, I got a chest thing.


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[Assistant] And she represents all the possible move variations in the game of chess. It is estimated there are between 10 and 1-1-1. I don't even, what would you, what do you say? Cole, can you explain that? You know. What is, how do you say that? I think it's 10 to the 1-11, right? 10 to the 1-11.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's not there yet. You're not there yet. That's a good answer. Good answer, good answer. Uh, 10 to the 1 12th power into the 1 23 power. And then you go, alright, that's cool. Thanks, Shannon.


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[Assistant] What was the deal with the star meter on IMDB? Aaron was at like 9 million. What was that being measured by? I was, I was on the road, so I may have missed the explanation. I don't know why, why was she on the road?


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[Assistant] I went in eight and then, uh, when I got back, I missed the whole thing like that. She let it roll. She let it roll. I left my car running and I went inside and I got caught up in there for a while. What were you guys thinking? I wasn't going to go back. I was listening to it live.