[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I started streaming at eight, the kids were going up to brush their teeth at eight. They generally go and chat and play in their room until about ten. It's hard to get them to go to sleep these days. And I said to them, right, in you go, and then I can see them both in the bathroom, and one of them is holding a toothbrush. Go upstairs, play a game of Dotes, come back down, I hear them talking, I open the door, I say to them, did you brush your teeth?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] What happened between me turning away and you deciding, do you know what, actually, sob this, let's go and do something else. You know I'm gonna check up with you and when I come to brush my teeth and I see, ah, the bristles are bone dry on their toothbrushes, you haven't been brushing your fucking teeth. I was like, go in there now. We're doing it! We're doing it! You're not!


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] He just got tired of having to like, scoop up his change off the counter, so now-


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] And then, uh, Lewis doing that docks both of us at the same time.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Was it one of those situations where you got the first one, it was the wrong one, but it was super nice and then it soured your experience at the other one because it wasn't as nice. You got there and you're like, oh shit, I wish that the clerical error would have gone through and I could have stayed at that other place which looked a lot better.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Yeah, that's right. They, they rent a warehouse.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] You know like all those videos of, uh, them like, uh, vacking, uh, trot and stuff like that and then then covering him with like eggs or cream and shit like that. They do all that there.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Maybe his son never, uhm, was never interested, his son does painting and stuff I think, but he was never interested in the limelight. He didn't want to carry on the legacy, he's just very sort of like private person and doesn't want to be on TV or anything like that.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Yeah, it is always interesting to see, like, what the behind the scenes is for some of these people, right? Cause you're, cause obviously you're presented a version of the person, but sometimes that person doesn't end up being like that at all, right? But I think Bob Ross, by all accounts, was pretty much just a nice, regular sort of guy, right?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Documentaries and read biographies and stuff like that. And to me, in a general sense, it seems like you can kinda categorize people in two camps. You got people who are very good at what they do.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] But they're not aware of like the overarching kind of like meta around what they do, you know? Like they're in it just for that, the sheer passion of, of craft, you know what I mean?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Like, uh, like a musician is only interested in creating music. Like, and to that musician, it doesn't even need to be...


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Uhm, perceived as good by other people, as long as it's good to them.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] And then we just create this music together and it was a really fun experience. And then the other camp is people who are super aware of like fame.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Yeah, that's right. You have to leave a pile of bodies behind you to get ahead in some of these industries for sure.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I'm sure like, of course there's gonna be examples of that. I'm just saying in a general sense, you can kind of like, you can see where the, where the divide is, you know what I mean? Like it's, it's, it's kinda crazy.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I think there's a lot to it though, because, and again, it's one of those hobbies that is, uh, it's a long, a long process of evolution. Lots of trial and error, you know, like these techniques that he's using on the shows and stuff.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] There are things that he's just had to try and try and try and just got better at over time. But can you imagine for like every one painting that he's done that looks amazing, there's gotta be hundreds of like crappy ones, right? Where he's just like, I tried this technique on this one and it was alright.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I guess, yeaah, so every episode is on there if you want to go back and watch them. And uh, so it's like, I'll put one on, like we didn't have anything to watch and I was like, they're, they're pretty chill, like they're, you know, they're meant to be kind of relaxing, you just watch this guy paint or whatever.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Watching uhm, an episode with somebody like that, you, you kinda realize, hang on a sec, like, you know, she's kinda right in some ways, you know, like, there's, there's definitely points in an episode where you think,


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] You've gone too far, Bob. You're gonna fuck it up. Like, it's, you know, less is more sometimes. And he just, he always comes back to a bit that you think is done.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] And you're just like, he's gonna fuck it up, he's gonna look stupid, but it always ended up looking really good. I don't know, it's just-


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] It'll look similar, but it'll have your own twist on it, you know what I mean? His techniques, you know, you're talking about a Kung Fu master here, and you're just a young Padawan.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] It's weird cause recently I've been doing, I got a greenhouse and I've been doing more stuff like in my garden but I've been getting more interested in


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Because I've had some just minor successes, but I've never really spent a lot of time gardening or caring about plants generally, you know, like I've stopped to admire plants before as you both well know.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] But uhm, like I've never grown my own stuff or anything. And this year, because we got a greenhouse, I just thought, you know, whatever, like it would be fun for the kids, just plant a couple of things, see what happens and stuff.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] And we've been really lucky, like we had lots of seeds germinate and grow into stuff that we then had to put into bigger pots because it's getting, it's growing so much and getting so big.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] And I've just been a lot more interested in sort of like gardening stuff and you know, how to grow food and I've been looking into like how to be more self sustainable and stuff through it.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] A big part of it, aside from all that, is just how


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Relaxing and nice it is. You know what I mean? You're just doing something that's not necessarily at a computer.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] You're doing something that's not necessarily like linked in to, you know, social media or what everybody else is doing. You just, it's just nice to have your own space to do your own thing and


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Not really be hassled or bothered by it and you learn, you know, you'll make mistakes for sure, but I feel like painting is a lot like that. I feel like making your own music is probably a lot like that. It's, it's.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] There's a lot of like little things that you can be really creative with, you know, and it's just, I think it's really good for you, like to have sort of a hobby-like.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Like, you know, herbs for cooking or whatever, just, just to see if I could do it sort of thing. But now I'm at the stage where like we're, we're,


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] You harvest stuff and you eat the bits that you would normally eat and then you cut all of the shit off that you would normally not eat.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] And then you can just turn that back into like really good soil for next year. And I fucking love that. Like it's, it takes like so many boxes for me, like the whole recycling thing and I don't know, like it's just, I feel like I wish I'd found out about all this stuff sooner.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Well, I mean, the other day I had a little cucumber seedling that I went in in the morning, uh, to take a look. It was like totally flopped over and I thought off, whatever, like it died, like I guess I just didn't do it right or whatever.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] So I propped it up and put some water in and thought, you know, at least like I can make it look like it's still alive. And now it's fine. It's like grown. It's like bounce back. It's insane. It's such a satisfying feeling too, you know.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Of course, it's not something, like, I mean, if you get into it when you're young, fair enough, like, whatever. I was not into it when I was young, I was just doing other stuff, and that's fair enough, you know? Life is like that. You know, we're conditioned a lot socially into certain things and stuff too.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, we're like, we're right on the money. Another thing that I've been thinking a lot about though, because I've been doing this stuff and thinking about growing food, the sort of convenience of modern life, you lose, it feels like, you know, just looking at it kind of like whimsically or whatever,


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] You feel like, uh, you lose something along the way, right? Sure you get convenience and sure it's great that you can order like 20 hamburgers on your phone and somebody delivers it to your house or whatever, but


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I feel like you, like you're robbed of so much along the way, right? Like there's so many things that you could do that are actually kind of easy to do and really good for you physically and mentally to do around like perhaps growing your own food or even getting the interest.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Exactly, something that not only that makes you happy, but like replenishes like your soul and stuff too, right? Like it's, and like I'm not, I just don't know, like I've, I mean I've spent years and years playing games and I like playing games, but


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] And I've said this before, if all I, all I did was play games and nothing else, I would be really miserable. You know what I mean? Like I don't think that a hundred percent that could give you all of the satisfaction you need in a life. You know what I mean? Like you have to, you definitely need a balance.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I went in with the mentality like, oh, this is something my mom would be interested in. This is dumb and everything. And I was really surprised. I'm like, uh, I feel like converted. Like I feel like this is something I would like to spend more time doing.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] It just, again, it's like you, you know, you figure out how to do stuff. You can, there's like tons of resources for learning how to do this stuff or whatever. You know, there's people who've.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Already made all the mistakes and can give you advice on it. There's books, like, oh my God, there's, it's crazy.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Okay, yeaah, but I mean, that's a little bit different because you're not, that's not somebody just going up on stage and going through their catalogs of songs and saying, we love you Detroit and stuff. This is somebody with like a million choreographed dancers and pyrotechnics and stuff. So yeaah, you can see how that would be.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Sure, but that's always good. That, that has always been the case as well. You like, but again, it's, it's that exposure to, you know, like the bands doing like the smaller.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] It is different. It's different all across the board. The way that people consume music is so different to how it used to be, right? It's like we're still expecting things to work how they did.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] 30 years ago, when things have changed so much, the way that people listen to music, the way that they have access to music has all changed, so of course that side


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] We'll change a little bit as well, but I think a lot of the older bands like, uh, you know, like the Rolling Stones, for example, they're predominant.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] And uh, but you know, they never had an opportunity to go see them when they were younger, but now that they're like, you know, 65 years old, uh, they can go see them.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] So is this something, is this, uh, can we expect a new bionic Lewis soon? Are you, are you thinking of getting the implants? This is the kind of shit you would do.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] That was the icing on the cake for you after this tough year and a bit, right?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] He's just gone full booster, he's had three boosters. He was just like too scared to get the full thing, so he thought, I'm just gonna get, I'm just gonna get boosters, just a little. Just boost me.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] What if you're so grossed out and uncomfortable with those things sucking your blood though, like, you know what I mean?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I'm only gonna realize that that's a thing for a split second before I'm out for the count, you know? Wake me up when they're all gone, pretty much. Like, one leech is alarming enough. 50? My brain is melting down.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Show them your collection of unopened original cut Star Wars figurines, uh, in your- in your mom's house. That'll- they're gone. They're out of there. They're not sticking around, yea.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] 2022, like this is, they've been around for a while, so I'm sure that they've, you know, evolved.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] So you buy them dirt and they eat it and then they can turn around and say that they've played outside.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Like those gutter merchants selling penny, you know, penny toys back in the Victorian era or whatever. That's, that's bad rats. That's the modern day, that's, it's bad rats on Steam.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I mean, with all those people reporting huge success, she must just be an outlier, right? Like there's, you know, she's just had, she was just unlucky, she just had a bad experience.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Isn't part of like what you're doing on the internet searching for specific information that


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] But like, I'm not, I'm not sure how to explain this cause it's like a psychology thing, but people find like what they want to find or read what they want to read sort of thing. Like you, deep down in your, in your mind, you're looking for


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Yeah, but that's a- it's a big thing, right? Like it's, uh, apparently that's a big part of the psychology of...


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Googling stuff and, and looking stuff up or whatever. Like I, I don't think about that when I'm looking up something. You know, if I, if I look up something, I genuinely just either need to find out more about it or I'm trying to figure something out or whatever. But apparently that's a huge, huge part of it.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Like people will skim through result after result after result and dismiss all the ones that don't meet up with whatever it is that they're trying to prove to themselves, you know what I mean? So,


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] If you're reading a bunch of weird shit on the internet, it's...


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Presumably it's because you want to be there and you believe this stuff, you want to read this, you need to find other people who believe it as well to empower you into believing it more sort of thing.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Yes, the testimonials don't lie.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] A lot of the people that are elected, he probably pays a lot of them in the first place, right?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Like, I would have thought, I mean, especially if he, in America, right? That's true. It's probably a lot of... If he has a lot of support and has a lot of money, then some of that money must make its way back to people to help keep him where he is, right? Like, that's cool. I think that's roughly how it works. I mean, don't quote me on that, but...


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] On a lighter note and relating back to your point about, uhm, you know, American culture seeping in over here. One thing that, uh, Jersey particularly does not have, has not inherited from America


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Uhm, you know what, I've never gone to a drive-thru and driven through it myself, because I learned how to drive when I moved to Jersey. I never learned how to drive when I was in Canada, so my experience driving in Canada is nil. Like, I've gone back to visit and I've driven there since.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Yeah, so like, for example, I took my, uh, my wife and kids through the drive thru when we went to visit a couple years ago. And then we ate in the car after. But, we didn't get a full meal though. We just got like a frosty from Wendy's.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] It was alright honestly, it wasn't too bad. You get used to it. The roads are really, really big over there too. Like much, much bigger than in the, in Jersey and the UK. Which I think is quite idiot proof. So it's. Yeaah. There's a couple of different uhm, things though. Like you can, you can turn right on a red light in,


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Ontario I think, but maybe not in other provinces or something, but turning right on a red light is, is a thing. And there's a couple of times where I didn't do it and people were like honking at me, but I just didn't feel comfortable doing it because I didn't know what the fuck was going on, you know? But other than that it was fine.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] But it was fine though, like, I think, like I was over there for just over a week and drove like pretty much every day, cause you have to, it's a big place. But uhm, you know, it takes no time at all to feel comfortable driving, it's not too bad. And they got these huge highways, just these long stretches where you just, you know, you don't even really need to think while you're driving. Which I guess could be a problem, but you know.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] It wasn't, so it was, it was alright. Just drive past the peat bog where they got all the fucking dirt from that they were selling. Yeah, yeah, we just went in and got, uh, just, just filled up, you know, just wanted to make sure that, uhm, got a good deal on it and, uhm, you know, just so that I can, uhm, couple spoonfuls a day, you know, just to get my teeth white and grow some hair back and stuff.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Another question, I've been doing the prescribed dirt treatment a couple of teaspoons a day, uhm, will I still be affected by the nerve agent?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] So that's the new, that's the way to do it nowadays. You wouldn't, you don't, you, you don't need a sniper or anything anymore. That's how you take somebody out. Just like a little bit of nerve agent.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] They got kicked out of the, uh, they got kicked out of the G-whatever, right, for, for invading Ukraine in the first place.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] For me though, like, uh, and maybe I'm like privileged or out of touch or something, but if it's been in the bin, I'm not having it. I'm not consuming it. I'm not touching it. It's been in the bin.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I think you need to be smarter about it though. You don't put it in something that somebody in the world has a chance of ever using.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Yeah, it needs to look normal, but it has to be something normal that nobody wants to use. For example, how about some, uh, some ham and pineapple pizza flavoured lube. You know? Nobody's gonna use that. Ham and pineapple pizza lube. Ham and pineapple flavoured lube.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Yeah, you'd see that and you'd be like, holy shit, I can't believe somebody would buy this, but I'm not touching it. And then everybody'd be safe. Amen, brother. I should be a consultant to the government, honestly. Like, they can pay me a ton of money, I got good ideas, like, come on, let's do it, let's make it happen.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Yeah, they were saying, yeah, you had to like, sanitize boxes that you got delivered and stuff like that, cause they thought it could exist on surfaces, cardboard and stuff, but I don't know if that was a thing.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I thought that they turned around and said that that was not even a worry, that people shouldn't worry about that.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Can, can we, just before we wrap up, I've been watching, uh, season two of The Witcher, and uhm, I've, I've enjoyed it so far. It's, it's, it's alright. It's not, it's, I wouldn't say it's incredible, but it's, it's just, it's fine.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I don't know if I just have bad taste or low standards, but like, I mean, if it's entertaining enough, I'm fine with it. I won't think about it again.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Like, being good. There's a Fallout series coming out on Prime at some point, I think. Oh yeah? Yeah, they're apparently working on it, but I don't know. Could be good, it could be total dogshit, I guess it's just gonna go- There's a Halo series in the works as well. Heard about this.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] A lot of game worlds are pretty interesting. And I think the problem with a lot of game worlds is that there's a lot of interesting ideas, but just really bad writing. There's not a heck of a lot of good writing. I'm not saying every game, there's some games that are written extraordinarily well, but I'd say a lot of them aren't.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] It seems like a good thing to take an interesting concept and actually just write it well and make it watchable.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Yeah, I think so, or like, uh, I think, I think, uh, of all of them, for me personally, I think a Fallout series could work really well. Like, uh, like the Fallout games,


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Have a really interesting environment, like, you know, multiple, um, backstories, you know, there's one big event, but you can have


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] We'll see. Halo, I don't know, I don't, I've never really played Halo, so I'm not overly aware of like, any of the stories around Halo or whatever. Like, obviously I, like, I, I recognize like, the, the guy from Halo and stuff like that, but I don't know.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] But you know, Mass Effect, again, that could be, I would watch that as a TV show. I think the Mass Effect universe is pretty interesting. Like, not all of the games have been incredible.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] It was. I think Mass Effect 2 is one of the only games that I've ever, like, I finished it and then immediately restarted and played it through again. Oh wow.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] It did, yeah. I tried many times. The last time I played it, I really enjoyed it. It was great.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Yeah, it's uh, it is surprisingly good fun. It's a good laugh. Once you get your own like capital ship and stuff, oh, it's so fun.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] It's the bootcamping, but before TI they do what's called a bootcamp where the players just get together and


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Scrim against other top teams and really work on their shit and, you know, try to get their strategies and their timings and everything down, locked down. And they, they study replays and...


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Uh, that they went out, uhm, and caught Covid from someone, uh, so yeaah, there's been, there was a post, one of the, one of the,


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I mean I love Dav, he's a top lad, but I mean when we were playing yesterday, uh, in low prior for anyone that doesn't know, if you abandon games or you get too many reports for being toxic, him, Dav, they put you in a special queue for bad people called low priority.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] You're given a choice of three, so it's real punishment.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Because he just, he, he does what a lot of people do when they're learning Dojo, and they pick one hero and they stick with that. That's what I did, it was a big mistake. You should try and play a lot of different heroes, uh, and just grind it out. Because you need to know what they do, and how to defeat them, and what the fuck all their spells do, and you know, what it means. Otherwise you're just playing one hero and imagining that that's enough.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] So it's not like, uhm, you can't learn a bit. I just think it's, it's remarkable to me


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Just doesn't do it. Like, he's literally, he's like, yep, got it this time.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Like, my stream, obviously, they're used to watching, like, mid-range Dota, and sometimes better, and then also really bad Dota. Wait, on your stream? Yea, I know. Some of the guys are pretty good. Interesting take.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] That was the thing. So she sort of, her first game back was super shaky and then she played Omni and she was great. And she hadn't really played Omni before and it was like, this is good. This is someone who looks at what's happening and uses their spells and helps their team. Uh, and then I just think, you know, if you can take two years off and come back and do that and you compare it to Dav who plays all the time,


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Don't go downhill to fight, and don't go upstairs because it's dark. Perfect! Those are very simple rules that I can put in his head that will hopefully stick over time.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Even like, and I'm a very mediocre player, and make some big old boo-boos, but uh, this week actually, two things I did made it into YouTube compilations.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] The content creators about Dota make. One of them was I was Storm Spirit and I zip dodged the chronosphere. I timed it just right so the void chronosphere and I zipped out of it which was pretty pog.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I knew we were doing Roshan, and I knew their Storm Spirit was gonna zip in and try and steal the Aegis, so I timed the Meteor Hammer to land just as the Aegis popped. Popped out of Roshan's butt. And the Storm Spirit came in, he was like Divine 5. Stunned him, we killed him, we won the game. It was glorious.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I'll be honest with you, I can't think of any good movies that have ever been made of video games. And you could have said the same about superhero movies.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Terminator 2 was such a great movie. I remember, do you remember though, before it came out, I remember we'd all seen Terminator. I went to see it in the cinema, I would have been 14, and me and all my mates went to see it at the same time.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] And the costumes, whenever you see costumes for movies like that, you realise how little actors are, a lot of the time. Because the costumes are so witty. It's like, it's like I'm sorting out my kid's wardrobe and I've found the captain's uniform in the back of it.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Daddy's out there. You could not even talk about getting that made nowadays.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] And it's just like, it is a very dated series.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I just think, you know, do people really, like is it actually gonna make a difference having a female Bond? That's the only question I'd ask is, are people gonna say, oh well if a woman could be James Bond, then that completely changes my view. I feel like you're either,


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I quite like the older Bond movies where he was more like an agent. From Russia with Love is one of my favorites. It's probably my favorite Bond movie. Cause it's just, it's not like huge wild action sequences. It's more like secret agent shit. The whole bit on the train is superb. And that fight scene between, uh,


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] And Timothy Chalamet seems to be in everything.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] And I just think, you know, geez, these two are in everything. And I just kind of thought, well, I don't really care about them because they're in everything.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Right, but imagine if you missed a hop or a scotch, whichever it is, you know, they


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I just think the kind of people that vote on things have skewed this. I've watched Netflix for years as you guys have, I've never voted on anything, I never go and do user reviews on


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Yeah, I think it was the name of the game they were, cause if I remember rightly, he was making a game, and it was called that, and it was, like, that was the game that he was working on, that kinda took over his life, right? Like, I seem to remember something about that. I will say...


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Where people just randomly start killing themselves and they're like throwing themselves off buildings or they're feeding themselves to lions which is one of the funniest bits of the movie.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] There's a moment where Cameron from Ferris Bueller's Day Off, I can't remember the name of the actor,


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] The trees are fighting back by releasing this pheromone that causes people to kill themselves. And some of the acting in it, it's got Marky Mark in it, who's the worst actor in Hollywood. It's just a fucking clusterfucker bad. And it's so funny to watch. Go watch it. Right away.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Well, you spent your whole time making fun of everybody getting sick, and then you got sick yourself, and now everybody's meant to just be kissing your ass. Well, I got news for you, buddy. Uhm, you get what you give. Don't let go. You got a reason to live.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] No, no, no, no, no, no, that's, uh, that, that, that sticks out like, um, the, the other way. You know what I mean? Oh, I see you can edge through. I still got a slender, I still got a slender sort of, uh, frame, but then if you look at me from the side. You're not going to walk sideways through a door.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I know you guys always make fun of me for watching crappy reality TV shows with my wife, but the thing is, like, I never come out of that thinking, oh, that sucked, because it's always like pretty funny, you know what I mean? But like, I would feel bad if I went and spent money to rent something.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Knowing that it would suck and then it's sucking and there was no salvaging it whatsoever either. Like it just plain sucks.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Man, imagine people actually listen to you though, that would be fucking awesome. Like, if, if, if, like, if that, if, if they were just like, holy crap. He's right. He's, he's, he's nailed it. He's nailed it. He's put into words what I've


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] You know what I mean? Like, I don't know, it just, it didn't affect me. Like, I see like, I see like these wounded war veterans after watching all of Game of Thrones and I just think like, man, whatever, like, the special effects were pretty good for TV, like, it was fine. You know, like, I didn't, I just didn't...


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I felt like when I got to the end of it, I was like, okay, great, you know, like that should have just been it. Like it would have gone down in history as just like this great movie or whatever, but now the franchise itself is just like kind of a, it almost feels like a bit of a joke now, you know, like you hear about it, reboots and everything. Yeah.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Well, it has like, The Matrix, like anything, has super fans as well, right? It'll have people that just love everything about it, even though the movies are crap, and they'll even admit that some of the movies are crap, but they still just love the universe, love the characters, love the aesthetic, or like everything just works for them sort of thing.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] But surely that's not enough of a majority to make it a runaway success though, like, you know, like there's, it's not like...


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Yes. And then everybody's calling you a boomer and stuff because they listen to more modern hip hop and stuff and you're, you're still stuck in the nineties and whatever. Yeah, I know. I know how it goes. I know. Oh my God. So, so it wasn't, it wasn't a success of Matrix. It was dreadful.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Okay, cool. Big ups to the Matrix franchise, uhm, that's this week's big ups, uh, 2.2 stars out of 10 for the most recent Matrix movie, so that, that, I think that, that calls it a must-miss, honestly.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] He's gotta be, right? Like, uh, he's gotta be, I think, I think that I was reading something about Tom Cruise and his, uh,


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Cosmetic surgery because he has admitted to having some done, but not lots done. But, um, like an expert on cosmetic surgery was saying where he's.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Where he's done a good job of it is that he's had it done little and often. So he hasn't had like any big, you know, sweeping changes. Like you haven't seen him one minute and then.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] The next minute he's just got like really big lips or something like that, you know what I mean? Like it's been like all these like little tiny tweaks, almost like he has something done like every day, but it's so gradual that you never really notice, but also he still looks


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Pretty young considering he's not that young anymore, right?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Yes, it was always like some sort of high tech gadgetry and stuff like that.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] The timeline doesn't make sense, right? Because by now, if he was Maverick in the original Top Gun.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] At this point, he would be a retired fighter jet pilot and probably would have worked several years as a commercial airline pilot, right?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I think it varies. I feel like in the US Army, probably younger, but like if it's NASA or something, older. Because normally, like, if you're doing test pilot stuff for NASA, normally you have to have a tremendous amount of...


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Right, Chuck Yeager's, Chuck Yeager's, um, pilot wings, the original pilot wings. He made loads.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] They do this a lot, right? Like the Madden franchise was the same. They used to have Mario Andretti, um, uh, car racing. I can't remember what. Was it NASCAR Mario Andretti or something? But like they used to have- Something like that. They even did a Bill Lambeer basketball game in the 90s who was, uh-


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] 1991. Warcraft 1, I think, might have come out in 91, or maybe even later in that?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I'm gonna be 42 this in a couple of months.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] There was a game that came out, uhm, on Steam that was free, I think, like a couple of years ago that was like, that was sort of like a top-down alien shooter game, uhm, but I can't remember the name of it, but I played it a bit and it was actually kind of fun, but it did remind me of like an old 90s console game.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] No, no, they've done that with a lot of the consoles as well, like we got one of those mini NES ones that has like the original controller and everything, but the NES


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Uhm, thing itself is just like a flash drive inside a, you know, like a, to make, to, made to look like the original NES, but much smaller.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I noticed a distinct lack of birdsong in the background today as well.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Ben, we've had pigeons in my backyard because the uhm, we had like the, the turf in our backyard, we had it like uhm,


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] You know, like when you seed it like ahead of the spring, and you use like a machine to sort of like bring it up, it almost like fluffs up the turf and gets rid of some of the dead grass and stuff.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] And then they put like some seed down, but man, the pigeons have just been like, speaking of buffets, treating my backyard like a fucking seed buffet. They've been back there just constantly pecking and eating up the seeds and stuff.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] But I feel like it's probably fine that they do that because they're just gonna like, poo on the grass and that, it'll probably just- It's part of the circle of life. It's part of the circle of life, yeah, yeah.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I think I remember, uh, something, it's something to do with the sugar. Like there's no-


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] It is, it's good reading. Maybe they're just like, that's what they've been studying this whole time, but they'll never let you know, because they just want to sound like, oh... They've copy pasted. I just did my own research, and uh, you know, I came up with this.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Now I'm worried that maybe Adele has been listening to these podcasts, cause like I think for like three weeks straight I basically said that she's boring.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] But, you know, maybe she's like, maybe this is like how she likes to unwind in her downtime between her boring ass shows. She's taking a rest in the back room listening to this podcast and here I am, slamming her left, right and center. Sorry Adele, I'm sorry. I apologize.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Yes, yes, yes. Um, vaguely, yeah. What did we say about opera, uh, like on the topic of that before? What do you think we said?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] It's never gonna be problematic, right, unless somebody who is actually legally named Boaty McBoatface gets cancelled or whatever and then they have to change the name of the boat.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] You know what I mean? Like, it's still a smarter move for naming it after an actual person who is just gonna turn out to be some sort of degenerate that needs to be cancelled and removed from history, like we've seen


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] The Squizzblub, uh, memorial statuette for high excellence in theatre. You know, like, uh, don't name it after, like, somebody. Is that the name of the ship?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Um, it's, uh, but I never do, but like it's, it's funny to think, you know.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Right, so you could call them like Tango, Charlie, Foxtrot, and then when you're out of all the phonetic stuff and the military stuff, you can just say like, hey, what's up there?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Well, I mean, the obvious one, I guess there's a couple of bits and pieces. Taylor Hawkins from the Foo Fighters passed away. Yeaah, rest in peace.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] He's like 50 years old though, it's like, uh, with a family and obviously.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Well, the thing is, like, remember Philip Seymour Hoffman when he passed away? He overdosed on drugs, and he'd had problems with drugs, but apparently leading up to him passing away, he'd been clean for like 20 years or something.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I don't know anybody. Well actually my grandfather had a heart attack but I was very young at the time so I wasn't aware of like any sort of the lead up or anything. I just remember him being quite


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] But uh, I was, I was way too young to really know what the hell was going on, you know?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Hopefully this club that you're going to is one, is like a, uh, you know, a crash course in, uh, social etiquette, like, and, and that maybe he'll benefit from, like over, over time.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] On the topic of bitches, I don't know what's going on on TV, I don't know what show this was, but on BBC One last night, there was a show called Bitches in Cages. I swear to God, I don't know what the fuck that is.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Maybe, I was just scrolling through to put the channel onto the kids channel, because when my kids wake up early in the morning, they turn the TV on.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I detect some defense in your tone.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I can't even get my wife to watch something, though, like, uh, in the first place, to even get to that point. Like, I've been trying to get her to watch Whiplash for, like, years, and she just... She will not watch it!


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] No, but I think, like, she's interested in, like, psychology and stuff like that, so I thought, you know, it'd be a pretty good movie, like, to watch, like, it's distressing at times, and interesting, whatever. And she's just, like, not having it. Like, we can't- I can't even start the movie, she just is like, nah, I don't wanna watch that, I'm not in the movie.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Well, I was like that with Married at First Sight Australia, and now I'm like fucking hooked, man. Like, if it's not on for a day, I'm like, I'm doing like Pablo Escobar, like on the swing and standing in the field alone and stuff, you know?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] You yourself would not date one of them though, right?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] What the, I think that wouldn't work though, right? I think in this case, if you're overly passionate about something, surely, like, uh, opposites attract has to kick in, right? Like, there's no room in a relationship for you to both be obsessed with trains. Like, it would just be too weird, right?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] There's gotta be a currency there somewhere, but it can't be that you both love trains so much.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I don't know if they are though, honestly. I feel like sometimes when they're on there, at first you're like, why are they on this? Like, these people seem nice, well rounded, they shouldn't have a problem finding somebody, and then as the series drags on you're like,


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] What was the last, the last big, uhm, movie, or set of movies you've seen was The Expendables, right?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I'm just looking here, in 2021- He was in Pulp Fiction as well, but I mean that's going back.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Wasn't he in the fifth element as well? Yeah, of course, he was the lead actor in the fifth element. Yeah, he's been in some bangers, actually.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] He was, yeaah. Flax is saying not a big part in the expense.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Oh nice, well done, well done. Did you 100% it or did you just? God no, dude.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Yeah I know, I need to get around to it. Hey listen, the only other thing that happened is Will Smith slapped Chris Rock in the face at the Oscars. Your thoughts quickly! This has been done to death, hasn't it? Yeah, it really has.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Yeah, I think you should have been kicked out for doing that. And not been able to do an Oscar speech as well.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] And, uh, he came home from school and he's like, dad, did Will Smith really go up on stage and punch somebody? And I said, yeah, unfortunately he did.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Well, I still think he's really good as the Fresh Prince and I just said that.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] My hard LF's in my area, yeah. Yeah, in your nasal area. Which is tricky to do due to the nature of this naughtiness. But, gosh, a cold. Wow, that does feel novel.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Well, you've got three kids now, so remember that the disease vector is quite rampant.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Another game with Dota, just like looking grumpy and watching a murder thing. I've been watching this.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Fuckin' con man thing on Netflix. Oh yeah. And it's, oh god, there's so much of it, it's just all the time these, like, docudrama, real life things, they all, they vary between very serious and then sometimes, sometimes kind of, kind of faux serious, and then sometimes just fully, like,


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Faked, you know they have actors doing stuff and doing little creepy bits for them.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] But this one, the one I watched lately was, they'd obviously done some of the recording of the interviewees via Covid, right? Right. And they greenscreened them all, so they all sat on these chairs and they greenscreened them.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] They just kind of, like, it kind of threw me off because they were doing these interviews in these places and they just looked totally normal and comfortable as if they were in their living room, do you know what I mean? But if you were doing an interview in an abandoned mental asylum, you'd either comment on it, or at least look slightly shifty occasionally, because there's like jagged


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Like, dirty, rusty pieces of metal, like, everywhere, like, dripping ceilings, like, it was kind of like, weird. Anyway, this one guy, I think he must have been a complainer or something.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] You know that's how the editors and the production team fuck you, is they make you look weird or something in the post, if they don't like you. It's kinda like a waiter, you know, spitting in your burger type situation.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Well, so they cut him to make him look like an asshole, but it backfired, and that kind of asshole-ishness came through as assertiveness or some sort, but somehow ended up being...


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Yeah, so this one guy in the documentary, they put him into a bar, but they made him sitting on this stool so small and so weird.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] That he looked like a tiny little creature in a toy, like he was a toy in a big, in a real shop, you know? The scale was so off that it just didn't make any fucking sense.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Uhm, and it kind of, it was weird. Anyway, this is a documentary about Billy Milligan, it's called The 24 Faces of Billy Milligan or whatever, and it's about him, because he was one of the first sort of major split personality people, and he claimed to sort of have 24 different personalities.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Absolutely. Uhm, they talk about it a lot in the documentary and they spend a lot of time going over that people just don't believe it's real.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] And I think it's one of these things that tends to only happen with a great deal of trauma, and it's to do with sort of almost a schizophrenic thing where you kind of box away terrible events, or coping, or dealing with terrible things that happen. Like I think he was kind of...


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] When he was a kid he was kind of abused and kind of trapped, locked in a barn and beaten and stuff like this and he developed these sort of...


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] These sort of, these personalities to kind of, uh, like a naughty personality to kind of escape and a good personality to deal with this person. Almost like he had to like put on this different face every time he dealt with different people, you know, the school and the different parents and the different people in his life.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] That sort of changed gradually into this, this, this, this, this kind of strange thing where he, he became a rapist.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] And was arrested for it, and put in, and he pleaded sort of insanity.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] And he had these lawyers who did this great deal of sort of study on


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Well, again, it's basically, they go through this in the documentary too, but it basically argues that it's not their fault because of a mental illness.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] They don't even really realise that they did it. Do you see what I mean? You almost can't take them to court because it's kind of like trialling a dog for something they did. They don't realise they did it wrong. But then what's the outcome though?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Well the outcome is they still get put in prison for life, usually. But they get put in, back in the day it was much crueler, they kinda put them in these sort of warehouses for the criminally insane. It was terrible. Even relatively, you know, in modern times these places were not very nice places to go.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Neither are, um, these asylums. No. No, but in his case, it sort of came about though at a time when there'd been this movie called Sylvie, which was based on a book about this person who had split personalities, and I think it was in vogue, right, at the time. Oh, so they think he was using


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Yeah, and anyway, the documentary's really quite interesting, I didn't hate it, and...


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] And thought was pretty good. And it was his only book. It's about, uhm, he was a psychiatrist, Daniel Keyes, and he then got involved with Billy Milligan as someone who was gonna write his life story.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Uhm, and so they sort of ended up meeting a lot, but it turns out that when you sort of talk to someone a lot about their split personalities and their mental illness, it makes them have, makes them split more.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] And it makes them have more personalities. Apparently in the documentary they talk about someone who has been studied immensely about their split personality and they now have 120 different personalities.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] And so apparently it's one of these things that if you just, it just compounds itself. And so almost you shouldn't, uhm...


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Give people an excuse to, oh, can I talk to Steven now? Or can I talk to Marjorie now? Like, you shouldn't be doing that, really, with someone who has this kind of, um, problem. Because they usually... It doesn't help.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I think it's very complicated dealing with mental illness, you know, of this, of this kind or certainly these people who've had these terrible things in their life that have made them go.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Go this way. Uhm, anyway, it turns out that Billy Milligan, you know, he sort of, he sort of, he's really a strange character. He got better, he got worse, uhm, he's thought to have committed some murders.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] So there's, there's more to it. But yeah, he's dead now. So don't worry. He's not coming to get you. It's all in the past.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I love the scene with the fish fingers, that is my favourite scene in it. So he goes into a cafe with this kid, and he's not very hungry, so they try to order...


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] The kid orders like fish fingers and chips and beans and he's like, I'll have that as well. And the sort of waitress is like, well, you can't have that, that's on the kid's menu. And he's like, well, but it's on, but yeah, it's a smaller portion. You know, that's why it's cheaper.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Good, no, it's almost like so cathartic though, cause it's these situations where he, his character, is willing to just not give a fuck about other people, especially when they're in the wrong, and just call them out, and so he calls out this


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Waitress, and he says, well, the kid's gonna have two children's fish and chips and beans, right? So the waitress is like...


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Oh, is he gonna meet two of them, is he? And he's like, yeah, he is. Uhm, so she brings them out and she puts them in front of the kid. And there's this like...


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Which is different, they've got Fortnite now and stuff, right? But they're still choosing to go out.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Nothing changes, Pflats. So you're just, you're happy that they're out and about? No, I'm just saying, I'm glad that, you know, in the hundred years, it gives me, you know, reassurance that there's still gonna be, long after I'm dead, hundreds of years in the future, there's still gonna be scumbags, yobbing around the street, who are 14 year olds, wearing Burberry,


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Just scoping out the neighbourhood, yeah. It does boggle the mind though, that they don't have like a quick, they don't have a plan for this, right? It's almost just like, their boring existence. I watched this viral YouTube video, which I'm sure a lot of you have seen already, because it was just, it went viral.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] About this guy who was kinda living in the sticks in America, and his YouTube, he was a YouTuber, and some of his gear got stolen, so he had like a bit of a farm and a bit of land, and this sort of, this guy turned up.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Yeah, so we had some crossbows, and some weird stuff, right? You've probably seen it. And it was amazing really, because obviously the guy turned up and spray painted the camera that he saw, obviously after he'd been caught on it, which was a bit weird. And then, but also missed another, like, two cameras that caught him from different angles, you know.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Which one of my friends got on his keys? We actually went out with him last week, and


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] He was like, I'm gonna throw my keys on the floor, uh, and you can, you can see if you can find them, right? So he went off, we just, I don't know why he did this, just to show me how cool they were, I guess. And it was like, it basically pings you, and so I tracked down his keys, they were in like this bush,


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] He also has, uh, his family and his friends all have one, and so it's like an app where you can like see where all of your family and friends are at all times. You're like, oh, he's obviously going to the shops, you know, or he's at work.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] It's kind of a bit creepy and weird, but also, I dunno, like, kind of interesting. It is kind of interesting to see his little, cause he's got like 20 people on there, and you can like, it's almost like, um, some Harry Potter shit.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] It's like, you know what, in the Harry, remind me, remind me of the clock that they have in the Weasley house in Harry Potter where each of the family members has a hand on the clock and it points to where they are like school, work, and then this one area that says mortal danger and stuff. Anyway, uhm, I thought it was quite funny, you know, if you saw someone like standing on the edge of a volcano or something, you'd be like, oh fuck. What's he doing there? Get him out!


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] This guy's at an airport, he'll be alright, you know, he's obviously getting a helicopter. Uh, but no, uhm, so yeaah, the eye tracker, so he tracked this guy down and sort of followed him to his house, and realised that of course he was there with all of his stuff, and he'd just taken it all and put it in his barn.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] And they were like, well look, you definitely have, um, you know, the tags are like, pinging to this box you've got in your garage. And he's like, oh, okay. And so he was like, you can't come back till you get a search warrant. So the police got a search warrant in like half an hour, because obviously they had very good reason to go in there. And he was like, oh fuck, you're back with a search warrant already? I haven't even bothered to hide it.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] And so then he got sort of very tearful and started crying, and he started being very apologetic and saying, oh, I'm addicted to it and I can't help it, and all this, y'know, bullshit.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] You know, it was very embarrassing for him, obviously, but he was obviously just a chancer guy who did this, just went around and nicked stuff, and didn't even have a plan to sell it or...


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Get rid of it, just wanted it, wanted it, just saw it, thought it was a, thought it was someone else's, but thought it was kind of abandoned or something.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I just thought he'd take it. It's kind of terrible really, but I think what happens is people do it once, get away with it, and just think I'm, I can, I can, look how easy that was. I've gotten away with it. And then they get away with it until they don't.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] But yeah, uh, it was a really interesting thing. I think that is a thing that you could see on, on YouTube. You know, someone would set up like a motorbike outside their house with dog poo all over it or whatever.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Um, do you know what I mean? In order to like, you know, trick local idiots into... You know, there is a bit of that on YouTube, I've noticed, some like channels that kind of want to trap thieves, or trap scumbags, with things like that, right?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] It's almost like the anti-scammer thing, you know, there's a lot of people, cause there was a couple of popular Twitch streamers who would, you know, try and waste scammers time or get scammers to like,


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] You know, keep, like, drag them along, or even like, hack the scammer, uh, hack their computer, and you know, give them a taste of their own medicine type thing. And so yeah, it is very kind of, I don't know, I don't wanna say


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] That's cathartic, but what do I mean by where the scammer gets scammed?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Justice, it's like satisfying to see these people go down, right? But also at the same time, it's kind of, kind of awful, right? Like that these people get trialed by internet. Like that guy now.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Who's been the victim of this thing is now, sorry not the victim, obviously the perpetrator of this, the guy who nicked the guy's stuff, you know.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] His face is all over the internet and, you know, obviously hundreds and hundreds of people will know who he is, all of his friends and community have kind of alienated him and some would say well he deserves it, but is it disproportionate how the internet's response could be, you know, affect his life based on what he did?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Uh, yeah, certainly like, you know, watching Billy Milligan and seeing how his fame, you know, cause he became so famous that it sort of gave him all of this power. Who's Billy Milligan? He was the twenty-four, the flipping, the multiple personality guy. You know, he got obviously super successful, and so as a result he had so much...


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] One of his legal guys set him up with an alternate personality. Like, they gave him like a different identity, and he lived as a different guy for some time.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] If you're already a guy who has split personality, I feel like the people inventing new ones for you is like fucking, like the icing on the cake, isn't it?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] This is great stuff. Well, you can get it today at manscaped.com. 20% off free shipping with the code triforce. That's 20% off free shipping with the code triforce at manscaped.com. Thank you very much. On with the show.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Anyway, I've got something for us to do, which I thought was funny. Someone sent this to me on Twitter. Traditional phrases, right? You know, like, uh, old phrases are going out of fashion. They did a poll of under 50s, okay?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] And, I mean, we're not, we're under 40s, uhm, just about, let's just pretend. Uhm, but, but I wanted to check with you, Sips, MPFlex at some extent, if you recognise these phrases and what they mean, and would you use them in everyday conversations?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Well, I'll tell you what, I'll just, I'll tell you the phrase in the way it's supposed to be said, and then you tell me what you think that means. So, Sips could do it first, and then if he doesn't know it, P-Flex, you can get it. That's a turn up for


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] It's not worthy. So it comes from the bookies.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] A turn up, it's like a, it's like a horse racing thing. Yeah. That's a, that's a, that's a classic. Easy. Yeah, that's a really easy one. Alright, next. Pardon my French.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Yeah, I can't remember what the bad ones actually are. Uh, selling like hotcakes. They're selling like hotcakes.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Yeah, uh, Avogander at this. So that's more of a London thing.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I'm glad you're getting all these, because they're as easy as I thought they were. I am chuffed to bits that you're getting them as, in fact.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Where does that come from? America. It rhymes. It's American for sure. But some of these are actually super fucking old. Yeah. Yeah, looks like from David Garrick.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] A bug is an old English word that means, like, a hobgoblin or something? Or is it to do with a scarecrow? God. Oh, apparently the early use is, he sits as snug as a bee in a box.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] It goes back, anything you look at, any of these old proverbs, you can just keep taking them back in time. There's one from the 16th century where he says, sn-snug? Snug as pigs in peace straw? Snug as pigs in peace straw? I dunno, it's not the same though, is it? It's not got the same


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Cadence, it's different. Let's just do some of the harder ones, because I feel like this is it.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] How did Seinfeld and Frasier continually get the hottest women in the world interested in them, day after day? I know, it's crazy, right? And George as well, George in Seinfeld is just dating the hottest women ever, and I'm like, what?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Yes. Let's not get started on that. But also, here's a good phrase. I guess the pearls before swine is going out of fashion because people don't like to call other people pigs. You know, because they're like, are you calling me a pig? You know, whereas it's not really that.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] You don't want to over-commit, you don't want to over-extend. Definitely. It's kind of usually something which is irreversibly, they've irreversibly committed themselves to a stun.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] That there's no way that you can't get, that people even, you know, no one wants to be seen as an upper class Brit, you know, it's not


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Something which very, some people play off it, um, and use it to their advantage, but mostly it's kind of, you're seen as out of touch, you're seen as kind of, I dunno.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Evil? I dunno. Like, kind of, it's definitely, for a long time, the rich Brit has been a villain in things. Yes, that is very obvious.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] So, you know, it's not, it doesn't, you know, it doesn't work to be seen as too upper class. Um, and, and yeah, although it does play well in certain circumstances, you know, we like to have an upper class voice as the pilot of our plane, or as our surgeon, or as our prime minister, you know.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] But other than that, I think uhm, yeaah, it's definitely, I can see that disappearing pip pip.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I could be wrong on that one. I'm not super in touch. Uh, but you know what, Sips of P-Flex, you really know your onions. Thank you. Well, thanks very much, Lewis.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Yeah, I'm happy with it, I can deal with it. Although, yeah, I have, sometimes, that's the same with Curb, though, I think, and certain other things, like certain episodes. The most recent season of Curb was in


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Do you know that a nod is as good as a wink?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Oh, well, it's like, it's acknowledging that you're ready to go. Like, that they're willing to join you, not as good as a wig, in any kind of...


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] It is very, like, it's a sort of subtle signal that you're... Up for it. Ready to...


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Undertake something. Yes. And if you let me know, I'll do it. Yeah. Not as good as a wink. If you get my meaning. You know, elbow in them. Oh yeah. Say no more. Say no more. Anyway. I am about ready for the knacker's yard, actually, after this podcast.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] That's quite a gentle kind of way of saying that someone's losing their marbles, isn't it? A few sandwiches short of a picture.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Well they're all slightly different, aren't they, though? Cause they can all use, like, it's quite a sort of gentle, it's contextually, it might be hard for people learning English to know the exact


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] We gotta face like a smacked arse. Swerve. Well, the thing is, that might work for a very hot babe, walking down the street as well, y'know. So it could, it could be like, blam.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] You're, you're, you're great, P-Flex, and, uh, your, your, your Germans, uh, your, your UK boys, your British boys are great. We, we played a game, it'll be out on the Games Night channel eventually. But you should get, um, if you're interested, you know Blood Bowl well, if you're interested, you should, cause I think we all have, um, Blood Bowl, yeah, Ben and Tom have got Blood Bowl teams. So if you paint one, if you want to get one, it's interesting.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Yeah, uh, a bodge job, that's when I paint.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Anyway, look, sorry, uh, so that's our podcast, I think, for this week. Thank you, thank you everyone for listening. Thank you. It's a pleasure to be here.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] With you again, and uh, we're loving it, we've got plenty to say. We've got so much to talk about and say. We'll be back next time, we love you. Take it easy, be good to one another, and I will put a sock in it.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] You might as well just read a wiki, because most of the stuff coming through here is just regurgitated hash from a wiki anyway, right?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Yeah, that's right. Stay out of there. That's not a place for you. If you can't even tell the difference.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I know, I know, like, I know that's the, the reality of the situation right now, but in future, maybe next time it comes down, you could say, fuck your shopping, let's go eat first. I'll text you guys.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I mean, I would be, I'd be fairly understanding and accommodating of that, you know, like, it's just the mailbag episode.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I suppose, but like, even like on, uh, on, on Freesat, they, you know, you get like most of those channels, like.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Well, I don't, I technically I don't know. I'm just, uhm, I'm just saying it's a lot cheaper than an upgraded sky package because you buy the box.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Is he uhm, is he anything to do with Jim G-Gahooly? G-Gahooly? I don't know.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I'm just gonna grab a random one here. I'm too exhausted to do this now. Only 12 minutes into the mailbag episode. After the Mark Landis story, Jesus. I think that's a- I think the Mark Landis story is almost a contender for the bath plug story, honestly.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Yeah, I know what you mean. Listen to this, okay? I completely need to tell you guys this as a matter of urgency. Yesterday, it was a bank holiday, it was Thursday, okay? I took my son to a birthday party?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I was pretty frustrated by the whole thing, but anyway, I took him.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Uh, I took him to this party. He had a good time and everything. Um, it finished at two, which is standard fare for a kid's party. About two hours or whatever. He had some lunch. I stood around, talked to other dads and stuff. It was all right. So we're driving home and we're talking about the baby.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] And uh, my son was like, you're a great dad. And I was like,


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] So he's like, you're, do you like being a dad? And I was like, of course I like being a dad. You know, like it has its moments, but like, you know, I love all three of you and I like being your dad. Like of course I love being a dad. And he's like, oh, that's good.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I was like, one day you might be a dad as well, you know, and then you'll, you'll know how it goes sort of thing. He's like, oh, I never want to be a dad.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] And I said, well, you're 10, you know, you might change your mind or whatever, like just, just see how it goes. And he's like, um, well, I would have to meet somebody and then we would have to have a baby. And I was like, well, yeah, that's typically how it works. Yeah. And he's like, uh,


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Does it have to be, does it have to be a girl? And I said, well, you can have a ba- if you, if you marry a man, and you can have a baby, but, you know, the, the, the-


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Yeah, that's it. I said that, you know, a baby can be made, uh, many different ways. Uhm, but you know, like if you want to, if you want to have a baby that comes out of your, out of your wife's tummy or whatever.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Uhm, you know, like, you'd have to marry a girl or, you know, whatever.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] And so like, just kind of like vaguely explain this to him. I said, and otherwise, otherwise, but you, you, you, you still need like, uh, some involvement from, from a man to, to make a baby, right? Because like you have male reproductive organs and then you have female reproductive organs and then somehow, somewhere those two need to, to, you know, mix, right?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] So this leads into the, to the million dollar question. How is, how is a baby made? And I was like


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I said, who told you that at school? And he's like, no, he didn't say names. He's just like, oh, you know, my friends, like everybody laughs about it all the time. And I said, I get it. You know, like I still laugh at that stuff now. I'm like almost 42 years old, but, uh, but no, you can't make a baby doing that.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Like the cake was like a Manchester United cake, right? These are like seven year old kids, right? And uhm, they were, they were chanting, uh, some football chants, but I think they're like kids football chants. I don't know if these ones make it to like the big stadiums or whatever, but what, like, some of them were really basic. So it was like.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Liverpool sucks. And they were screaming it like all together at the same time. Liverpool sucks! And there was like other groups, like it was this big like activity park thing outside and other groups of kids that were doing other stuff would come over and they'd be like


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Man, you sucks! Like they were like getting in like a big fight about it. But then there was one where it was like, uh, the chant was like, Liverpool, go back to school and learn how to kick the, the bull.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Liverpool, go back to school and learn how to kick the- the bull. That- that's what they were chanting a lot as well. That- that seemed to be the popular one.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] You would just go like fucking crazy, like you would run in there and you'd be like climbing like crazy and throwing yourself around and stuff. I think it's more like that, you know?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I think there's elements of that, like I know for sure that uhm,


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] There are definitely some people that want to fight in a mosh pit, but I think mostly those people are ejected immediately.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I don't know, but I know like in the, like in the 80s, like during like, uh, that, that sort of like the punk scene, like the DIY sort of punk scene, you had a lot of like very angry crowd-goers who would try to fight in mosh pits and stuff, but uhm, like uhm,


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] You know what we should do? Like maybe when my kids are a bit older, like we should do- we- we should do Triforce on the Road and go to like some of these places, but not- don't go to like really interesting places, go to like sort of like-


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I mean, I guess, I guess the top of Snowdin is pretty interesting, but, you know, we gotta find like really fuckin' low-key dumb places to go to. It'd be really funny.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] But travel very far to get to them as well, you know, like. Like the Windermere Village Hall or something. Yeah, like if we didn't live anywhere near Just Chips, it would be funny to go to Just Chips like in another city or something like that.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] It doesn't matter, what we'll do, we'll just, we'll do it offline and then when we get back, you know, we'll have all that footage. We don't need, uh, we don't need it.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] It's interesting, but like, with a lot of this stuff, I just think, I'm glad somebody else gives a shit about this, because man, that ain't me.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I do care about the future of science, uhm, but, like, getting there, like, and the long tedious road that it takes to get there, not so much, no.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I don't know how, like, it's, it's good that somebody else is interested in it, cause it'll push it forward or whatever, but like, I can't imagine ever being that guy who wakes up in the morning, I'm like, eating my, my toast and I'm like,


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Yeah, but how many TikToks does he have? Exactly. Exactly.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Right, okay, but was it taken at the museum from people that happened to be from a number of countries from around the world?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Cause I think it's an important point to make though, if, if you've sought out that museum in the first place, right? You're gonna, you're, you're, you're gonna be like above average in knowledge on that subject.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Yeah, but that's the kind of shit that happens all the time though, that's what I'm saying.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] God bless you Cory. Big ups to Cory on this episode for his service. He's going to do some investigations for us into the, he's like our own Louis Theroux. He's gonna go and, he's gonna get involved. He's gonna, he's gonna embed himself into this community and figure out what makes him tick. I can't wait.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] What's the, where's the, what is the, uhm, tier for wanting poop on your chest?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Beavis and Butthead, I feel like could be good, but I don't know. I feel like Beavis and Butthead is very much of its time as well, right? Like, I don't know if it'd be as funny. Like, I've gone back and watched old Beavis and Butthead and laughed because it was funny.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] And I was around when it was coming out and I remember it being funny and stuff, but I don't know, like, I don't know, my son likes Peavis and Butthead. Like when I told him that there's gonna be a movie, he's like, oh god, I wanna go see that! Like, he likes the idea of it, so I don't know, maybe, you know.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] They've done a, they've redone Fresh Prince, which is like all serious now. Uhm, what do you say? Grassy Junior High needs to be rebooted. Uh, Saved by the Bell if it's not already been rebooted. Full House was rebooted, right?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] He did and he died as well. He's passed away. But yeaah, he did do a porno. He had some big issues in his life. Issues.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I was going to mention Tom Sizemore, but I wanted to see where this was going. But yea, Tom Sizemore is like the ultimate supporting actor, right? But it turns out he's also the biggest piece of shit ever as well. Yea, so Tom Sizemore, who always played the role.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I'd imagine that a squirrel's ass would be pretty tight as well. Like a little squirrel.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] And some of them are so long-winded, like the balls one, man.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] They love softer. They love softer. That's so well known. It goes without saying. Of course, of course. Geez. Texans seem crazy to me, yeaah. I've never been to Texas before, but uhm.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Yeah, but there's lots of buildings and stuff, right? So like it might cut it down a little bit.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Oh, maybe, yeah. I would have thought that, like, if you lived on an open plane, and it was really windy, that would be the worst, right? Like, you just, you'd just batter everything, you'd have no-


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Yeah, and they're just like really basic names that aren't really used anymore, like Storm Collin. Okay. Like nobody's scared of Storm Collin, are they?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Man, a COVID update for you guys. My whole family has pretty much had it. Oh my god. Uhm, just, yea, my son, I think, brought it back from school. My wife got it. My daughter now has it. My older daughter has it, sorry.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] The baby we think might have it, but I mean, there's, there's not really any way to check on a seven month old baby. I mean, I'm not going to be putting swabs in her nose or anything like that, so.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] We're assuming that she's had it, I mean, she might not have, but uhm, throughout all this, you're truly negative. All the time. Are you a bubble boy? Every goddamn day, I must be a bubble boy. It's cause you live in a garage, away from everybody. I had a PCR test, negative, I've had lateral flames every day.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Yeah, so I guess it's this, the new variant, which seems...


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Not, not as bad somehow? I don't know, like my, my, my kids have had it and they've, they've sort of fared fairly well with it, like they haven't been too, too sick. And my wife was like a bit rough with it for like a day or two, but not nothing like dramatic, you know what I mean? Like just kind of generally feeling ill.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] You know what I mean? Like not debilitated or anything by it. So I don't know.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I always think of this scene from Alien. The guy's at the diner and he's all sweaty and uh, or no, he's not, he's not, he's on the ship, right? The diner's from Spaceballs, isn't it? The guy at the diner and it's like the spoof on Alien. He's all sweaty and uh, mum's spaghetti and all that kind of stuff and then, you know, the alien bursts out. That's what it's like.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Careful, hurricane, um, you know, Harold is coming. They're going to be like, uh, you know, we called it something else. We called it Hurricane Pierre. So, so fuck you.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] What are some very typical French names that you can think of off the top of your head? Well, Pierre. Besides Pierre. Uh. Besides Pierre. Jacques. Because that's the obvious one. Jacques is a good one, yeaah. Uh, Michel. Michel, yeaah. For, for, for a man, Michel. Yeaah. Mathieu. Mathieu. Jean. Jean, yeaah.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Man, I feel like, like, you do you, but honestly, like, uh, I feel like, uhm, you've worn glasses for so long, I think you look really good in them. Like, I'm used to you with them. I appreciate that. Thank you.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I mean, I know, cause my wife wears them still, and uhm, she's always saying like, oh I hate wearing them, I can't like lay down to watch TV, there's just like certain things you can't do with them, they're annoying.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] No, I mean, we've talked about it a couple of times and she just doesn't, she does not want to get it done, she's just like too squeamish to get it done. She's just happy to carry on complaining about it. So she's just gonna carry on, yeah. She's like, she's thought about it a couple of times, but she just doesn't really wanna go through with it.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Me too man, I think it's one of life's great joys and privileges to just complain about stuff. I love complaining.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] What about, what about, uhm, like I, I, I don't want you on my, on my CSGO team though with eyesight like that. Do you ever consider that? I want somebody who can actually see and hit the target.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Really? Like, you just told somebody to fuck off, like, fuck right off. I'm done. Yeah, I called someone a miserable cunt the other day in the street. Really? Yeah. I mean, I think it, and like, maybe mutter it under my breath, like, if I'm in the car or something.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I never said anything in this situation I'm about to describe, but we had a very unsettling encounter one time, not directly, but it was when my son was born, maybe, he must have been maybe like one and a half, like two years old, he was really little.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] We were at the beach one day and it was like, you know, 11 o'clock in the morning or something and we were just at the beach. It was a, it was a really nice day. So the beach was a little bit busier than usual. I mean, granted it was like a weekday.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Uhm, so, you know, people were still at work and stuff. It wasn't, it wasn't super busy, but we were just sitting there and he was, he was playing in the sand and stuff. He was having a good time.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] And uhm, this guy was just like walking around and singing really loud and like looked pretty drunk, right?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] And he was uhm, he was just like stopping, he would stop to like everybody along the way and be like, alright, uh, how's it going, uh, like singing and stuff, like just didn't seem to have a care in the world sort of thing.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] But then, and that was fine, we were just like, oh whatever, you know, just like, let our son play, like, just ignore this guy.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Uhm, but it was like a little bit sort of like, well, you know, what, what if he like turns or whatever and sure enough, he said something to somebody and somebody sort of challenged him or, you know, told him to like go away or something and he immediately turned, you know, like he was, he seemed like this, like sort of like,


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Oh man, it was, it was, it was really shocking.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] It's one of those situations where like, what do you do? Nobody did anything. Like there was, there were plenty of people around, nobody did a thing. Like everybody was just like, oh my God, like I am not getting involved with this guy because like you're just going to get battered. Like, you know, if he, if he can turn that quickly over something so stupid, she was nice as well. Like she was like, oh,


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] It's really unsettling though, just to think how sort of fragile it all is, you know, like you go somewhere and you, you know, like you take part in society or whatever and you're, you're under the impression that, you know,


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Generally there's like law and order and stuff and you're, you're, you're, you know, you could, you could sit at the beach, for example, and, and probably not be, um, accosted or whatever. But then something like this happens and you realize, holy crap, like if there were more people like this, it would just be anarchy, right? Like there would just be no way to control.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Like all, all of this, but luckily they're few and far between, I guess. I don't know. It's just, it's a weird one.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Yeah, that's right. They're similar, kind of in the same, following the same trend as the stuff that's happening in Canada, in Ottawa and Toronto, right?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Somebody was, there was some, something, uh, you know, Adele has won like some grand, uh, I don't know, some awards. Brits, she won the Brits award. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And uhm, you know, people were talking about like, uhm, going to see her live and stuff. And I thought, I just thought to myself, uhm, and I've thought this before,


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Who the fuck is sitting through a live Adele show? Like, that's gotta be so fucking boring. Like, no offense to Adele, but like, it's gotta suck. It's like, there's, there can't be like...


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Oh my god, Jesus Christ, I would rather just fucking die than watch that live, like it's, oh god, that's gotta be the worst, it's like excruciatingly boring, right? Like, oh my god. So they sprayed water on him.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Yeah, this is James Blunt's thing now, right? Like he, he goes, he's, he's gone along with the, with the ripping of himself. He's very sort of like self-deprecating, but it's, it's actually quite funny. He was saying something about like, um,


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Well, I can't remember the context of it, but basically I think it was to do with Neil Young and all of the Joe Rogan Spotify stuff.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] And he sort of, and then James Blunt sort of chimed in and said like, he's going to release a Greatest Hits album or something like that on Spotify, but making fun of himself because he knows that fucking everybody sort of makes fun of that, your beautiful song, right?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] It's gotta find something, right? It's gotta find, it's gotta find something that is just at odds with that.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Or let him. Get out of there. You know? Just go home. It's time to go home. Just go back to whatever fucking cave you live in or whatever and fuck off already with all this. Let's do that instead.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Be like Milo and Otis, like, uh, for the- for a modern time, you know?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Nice. No, that's interesting, very interesting. I would also like to share that my, uh, my seven month old daughter is sitting in her highchair and eating mush, um, on a daily basis now. She's having porridge.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Oh man. But yea, no, it's uh, it's weird with the third baby, like everything just happens so quickly, you know? You're just like...


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] You kind of uhm, like, you know, baby's born and you just think, alright, time to hunker down and get through like the, you know, like the sort of tougher times sort of thing. But it's gone so quick, it's insane.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Well, I mean, it's the same as a hotel, you just don't really think about it, because the thing is with a hotel, it's like, eh, you know, yeaah, sure, like, you know, people go there to...


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] It's not like, I feel like if you're doing that, you're not really part of the Mile High Club, I'm sorry. We have to have some standards here.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I don't know, like, it's not for me, fair enough if that's like your thing or whatever, but like, aw man.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Yeah, I think you gotta, you gotta be in like, you gotta be in economy class on like a transatlantic flight and then you gotta be doing it in one of those small bathrooms.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Yeaah, god, Jesus, that is like very anti-social behaviour, like, it's, you got kids and babies and everything on that plane, like, you know, what if you, what if you could hear it happening? Jesus, no thanks.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] It's kind of gross as well, like, please don't do that. I don't want to happen upon you doing that. Or, you know, I certainly don't want my kids to happen upon you doing that either.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Well, up to space and then, and then it's the final frontier up there. Like it's anybody's game right now.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Las Vegas, and sell love flights, like advertise your love flights on there as well.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] You know, you could really, you could really develop a, like a, a jack-off hostage situation. Like the deep sea adventure, for sure. Space, like, I mean, for sure. What else? Where else are you where you, you're like so...


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Impossible to get at by people who'd want to stop you from doing that. You know what I mean? Like maybe a big snow avalanche, but like you and your party are safe in a cave or something?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, yeah, but they'd have to get the, they'd have to get like a ladder or some shit like, oh man, there'd be no, like it'd be impossible for them to stop you.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] No, or you have like, uh, you, you, like under the guise of you need ventilation in the glass box, you have like a fan installed at the top.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] I still don't believe he actually did. I think it was, but anyway, that, I think that would, is a definite contender for a good place to, to do a jack-off prank to people.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Oh my god. Oh fuck me. What the hell happened to David Blaine? Like where the fuck is he now? He's still going apparently he has. He's still going? What about Darren Brown, the Mindbender guy? Is he still going too? He's doing stuff.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Man, I used to love that shit, like the, the street magician stuff. Remember when he used to do that, the trick where it looked like he was levitating off the ground and people would lose their shit and stuff? I loved all that. I thought it was pretty good. But like the big, the big trick.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Oh man, you, you, you searched, you, you, you chose to broke the magic?


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Man, on the topic of rabbit holes quickly before we're uh, we're done. I uh, I watched the uh, I watched a bit of the Super Bowl, but I missed the halftime show, then watched it on YouTube uhm, like the day after, because it was uh, it was, it was sort of like,


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, it was touted to be a pretty good one, like the line-up and everything, and I loved it. I thought it was great. Uh, so I went back and watched a bunch of, uh, old, you know, like top 10 best halftime shows or whatever. It's like the Prince one, like Michael Jackson in 93.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Yeah, I didn't, I didn't actually watch that one, but I heard that it was pretty good.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] And then, uh, and then I started watching the top 10 biggest blunders of halftime shows and, uh, and stuff. So like I just, uh, yeah, I just went, I watched just a ton of Superbowl halftime shows and some of them were really great and some of them were holy crap.


[User] Please transcribe this text

[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love the phase that they went through where they would get Disney to do the halftime show and they were all these like big elaborate sort of, um, sing songs with children and stuff, but they all seemed really bad. Yeah.