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[Assistant] And so if you're doing a lot of stuff, if you're not doing any errands in nine, like 9 million, he's a guy, you know, he's a comedian out with COVID. I mean, he's probably a 15 million now. He dropped big time. Bates raised up.


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[Assistant] And so Cole, you're probably higher than you're, you'd be an IMDb now as a celebrity.


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[Assistant] Same, Shannon, probably Shannon. Shannon does it. Shannon probably does all the star meter stuff too. You know, she got into that.


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[Assistant] Your, yours is, you're like 10? You're like, that's good. Nah, that 111 up there. And you're like, oh man. It's such a big number that they had to start, they have to put the other number up at the top.


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[Assistant] It just keeps going, like that's when they, they don't even care. No one's writing that down in a real situation.


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[Assistant] So they just kinda like, it's so many numbers that you're like, just start putting them next to it. Like someone said that one time. They go, just put it next, just put it on the top.


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[Assistant] Maybe I have to wear out of numbers, but now just start recounting, put it up at the top right. Yeah. Like a postage stamp.


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[Assistant] The Office episode. Paul Shepard. Nate is absolutely Michael Scott and breakfast is most definitely Toby. The relationship on this podcast usually plays out much like on The Office.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Bucky's or Stucky's. Bucky's is the big guy station we talk about. Is that what you meant or you meant Stucky's? No, I meant Stucky's. So, uh, yeah, I, well, I was supposed to, uh, do it and I got, I got out cause of COVID.


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[Assistant] Because they, they were like, they didn't have it. Kind of worked out. Uh, I, I don't think I would mind it, but I don't know how much. I think I, I think I want it more than I think I would like. Laura wants it. Laura would love it. They should just let people be like, who wants to be, who wants to do it? Because there's a lot of people that really want to do. Would you want to do jury duty?


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, that is true. You gotta make them go.


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[Assistant] Cause you're going to have to go. And this is just the same like 12 people that got everyone. That they love it, that he didn't do it. Next, bring it on. I definitely did it.


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[Assistant] Rachel Poe, for clarification on the fitness orb popping by accident, the office ladies podcast explains that the orb was supposed to gradually deflate and Dwight


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[Assistant] Would slowly sink to the ground. The prop master told him that the only way he would pop would be if John Krasinski hit it right on the scene.


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[Assistant] That was, that was nearly impossible to do. They had 14 orbs, and the first 13 takes went as planned. But on the final take, Jon hit it.


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[Assistant] Right on the seam and it popped. They ended up loving the accidental pop more than slowly the fading orb. So they put that in the episode instead. Uh, there you go.


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[Assistant] Pride Rock 92, unpopular opinion that Michael Scott was always my least favorite part of the show.


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[Assistant] The Jim Dwight back and forth is what grabbed me from the jump, and the last two seasons are probably my favorite.


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[Assistant] That sounds like the Pride Rock 90s version of Rote the last two seasons. I enjoyed watching both Jim and Dwight grow and the characters that came from the reconfiguration are some of my favorites, like Robert California and Nate. Already anticipating no one having my back on this one.


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[Assistant] What's that movie? Fantastic Four, that everybody hated. Watched it alone on a cruise ship, thought it was great. I was just talking about this weekend, it was the different one, cause you're alone on this boat and I get off the boat ready to talk to people like, huh?


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[Assistant] I thought it was great. So yeaah, you like what you like. Uh, so yeaah. It is funny. It's funny that you're like...


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[Assistant] You were, this, I mean, you were wanting Michael Scott to get, you were like, finally. Yeah, Scott, get him out of here. Everybody's crying when he's leaving and you're just standing up applauding.


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[Assistant] We'll get there. Uh, it's gonna come back to me and I gotta play 450 rounds. Like, what's that? Uh, that's very funny.


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[Assistant] I did play. I played once, but I'm just not playing. I can't. It's just, it's winter.


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[Assistant] I mean, I play when I get home and it, uh, I would like to play on the road. I do not have the time. It's, it's just not, it's just so hard. Uhm, that's it. That's the only reason. Uh, Jesse Moppen. Moppen.


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[Assistant] Steve Carell had already been in Bruce Almighty, Anchorman, and the 40 year old version before he played Michael Scott on The Office. He was already an A-list actor. Really?


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[Assistant] We have no reason to look it up, so, uh. That's what we said last week. I think I did look it up. Yeah. James Stogdeal. Stogedeal.


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[Assistant] Since you guys talked about the proposal scene so much, I had to share. I planned to take my wife on a trip and stop at the Fairview gas station to propose. When I found out it was a fake set, I thought nothing would be more accurate than building it myself. So here's the photo of when I proposed to my wife. I made sure we watched that episode probably five times.


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[Assistant] The month leading up to the proposal for information, she said, FYI, she said yes. Here's the photo. Wow.


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[Assistant] Yeah. And he, I mean, look at it. He built it. Yeah. He, how do you even build that? Uh, you just got a spot for that? I guess so. That's it.


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[Assistant] Oh, please say yeaah. Please stop the engine. Oh yeaah, that's, yeaah, that's awesome. I mean, that's you guys probably from the south.


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[Assistant] No, it's not, there's not, southern people and people that got something like that, they can do that too. Like, you know, I was like, they're, they're like Lebanon, you got, he's like, where are you going to do it? He's like, you know, I'll do it out back. You're like, you know, I could build a gas station out back. Like dude, I don't know. He built a room.


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[Assistant] That's a whole room. Yeah. I mean, if he built it, maybe he did build that. Or maybe he had the room. I mean, that's crazy, dude. Didn't even if he built that whole room. I don't know.


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[Assistant] If he, yeaah, that's, that's, I mean that's impressive. I'm glad she said yes.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you should let other people. But if now, now that they're in their marriage and she's like, are you going to take that down? That was, you know, that's like her thing.


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[Assistant] This was the best episode to date. First, you guys are so genuine and sincere and want to make the best show for your fans in it shows. I think that is why you're all such fan. I think that is why you are all such fan favorites. I agree.


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[Assistant] You know, it's funny to her to say that and then Aaron's not even here. So now you see who wants to make it. Even Cole cares more than Aaron. Cole has COVID too.


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[Assistant] Leanne Morgan is great. I'm from Canada and after listening to her on the show for two hours, I was saying y'all and telling people my work that they were from heaven.


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[Assistant] I think I called my boss a darlin precious angel at one point.


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[Assistant] Yeah, she's the best, man. I mean, it's just, just the sweetest. And that's how she talks.


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[Assistant] It's very neat. I think I should go vacuum their car. That's what the, you know, I mean, it's just very sweet. Uh, funny comment.


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[Assistant] I don't, I mean, I think it's close enough. I don't think that's one that you're like.


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[Assistant] I think, you know, a different name would be, Wichita might be like, you know, Y-C-T. And they'd be like, oh, I'm saying it right. You were close. Close enough? That's on Friday?


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[Assistant] There you go. Uh, Cole, you got class this week?


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[Assistant] Counting one. So pick what you want to go to. What if people don't want to get up that early and they want to come in later in the day? Come in later. When's the late last one?


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[Assistant] Ooh, there it is. That might be a good one. Two o'clock. What are y'all, just look out, y'all like cut the grass or something? Pretty much.


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[Assistant] Yeah, stuff like that. That's cool. Uh, 745 are playing guitar.


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[Assistant] Not really. No. So you could play, like, or you're, so you're just in this beginner's class. Shouldn't be in it. Yea. You should, what's another art that you could've take? What did you almost take?


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[Assistant] Oh yea. That's not cool. So I'll do guitar. Is it like a electric guitar or is it?


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[Assistant] He's good. Yeah. And then so you're going to be, so in college you'll be the, you get to sit there and, you know, someone's going to be like, oh, like, you know. You're the guy at the parties. You're the guy at the party. You're like.


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[Assistant] Cole played guitar and you're like, I don't know. Alright, I'll try a little bit. And then you just pull it out. And you tell them I took guitar beginners class. Yeah. Senior year. There you go. We locked up with the ladies, Cole. Tell you what, uh, Liza Martiniu or Liza Martiniu. Liza. That's probably Liza.


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[Assistant] I recently started listening to Nate Land podcast from the beginning and just finished the 38 Alabama episode where Nate was quitting soda.


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[Assistant] I am pre-diabetic on the verge of becoming full-blown diabetic. I was feeling overwhelmed because of how I would have changed my lifestyle drastically with no end in sight.


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[Assistant] So here I go, starting my gluten-free, dairy-free, sugar-free, soda-free, joy-free life. Also, I'm more than a year behind on the podcast, so I guess I'll find out if Nate succeeded in giving up soda.


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[Assistant] She's already done it. So you're already here and you're looking at me going, I'm, I'm now, I was pre-diabetic, now I'm on the verge of becoming full. I might be full blown by the time you get to this point. Uh. Well, I was going to say you helped her, but I guess. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Well, she's at 38. What episode is this? We're at 80. Oh my goodness. We're 79. Uh, so Liza, if you're, I'm looking this, if you're watching this right now.


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[Assistant] And it's probably a year, 50, it'll be a year if he says she was.


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[Assistant] If you're watching this and you're just getting to this naturally at its own, at your own pace, I let you down.


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[Assistant] Do it. I gotta go do it, Liza, cause I think I'm, I gotta start now. Cause I think I'm gonna be, I've got big, big problems. I got big, big sugar problems.


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[Assistant] And I'll, uh, so going forward, I will be talking about what I'm having to do.


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[Assistant] Starting now. I think I'm gonna have to. Uh, I think I'm gonna, you know, that's, yeah. So, that's such an uplifting, she's gonna do it.


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[Assistant] Lysine, I'm talking to you from the future and you did it. Congratulations.


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[Assistant] And hopefully by the time you caught up to this, I've already got mine. So now we're actually still, me and Liza are on, we're on the same page more than she even realized.


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[Assistant] You're in cross country, right? Not anymore. Not anymore. Why not? Done with it?


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[Assistant] So, what, I was talking to your dad, how many miles did you run this year? Could you guess how many miles you think he would have ran this year?


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[Assistant] Just miles. Well, how long was the cross-country race? It's a 5k.


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[Assistant] Half, like 33,000 miles is total. So these ran half the country.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Does it feel bad that you've ran that much and you're still here? It does feel bad actually. Yeah. You should be somewhere else. Yeah. I get that. That's why I don't run. Kinda feels pointless. Yeah. Uh, yeah. They, he would leave and go run. I'd see him, you know, I mean, if you ran it in the afternoon, I'd see him. I never see you in the morning.


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[Assistant] Did you, you go do cross country in college or you done? No, I'm done. You don't, we think you run forever? I mean your dad ran, your brother runs, like y'all are, you're a running family, kinda, you know, would you?


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[Assistant] I think if you told me, if you live three miles away and you can get over here in 15 minutes, I'd be like, I don't know. And you would do better running. Yeah. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Do you need to gain some weight? How you gonna gain weight? You gonna just eat more? Get after it? You gotta eat. Put some weight on it. Uh, Bill O. Sullivan, male nurse here.


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[Assistant] There's an easy blood test to see if Nate has type 2 diabetes. The test is called A1C and it measures what your average blood sugar has been over the last 3 months.


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[Assistant] If your test results is less than or equal to 5.6, it's normal. 5.7 is 6.4 is pre-diabetes. Over 6.5 is full-blown diabetes. Given that Nate is the greatest average American, my best, my bet is that he has full-blown diabetes. Let's go folks to get our blood test. So you can just go buy that at the store.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'd go buy one tonight. I'm supposed to go to physical tomorrow but I couldn't because I'm going to, I'll be at the tight show.


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[Assistant] Uh, everybody, if you're watching this, it comes out Wednesday, I will be on this night's show that night. Uh, and I, uh, so I want to go do this to see if I have it. I could, why don't you call it full blown dub? Like, does that feel aggressive?


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[Assistant] Yeah, but you should be like, that sounds, you know, not as, like pre-diabetes.


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[Assistant] You know, like you're pointless. There's no reason to even live. You're full blown diabetes. Can you get rid of it? No. I'm going to guess you're double digits. I'm above six points.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, it could be, man. It was, I, we, you know, uh,


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[Assistant] I just can't, it's bad. I think I'm gonna talk about it on tonight's show. It's just, I can't, like, it's just too much. I'm full blown a dick. I gotta be a dick to the sugar.


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[Assistant] And it's bad. Uh, so, me and Liza, I gotta get off sugar. I wanna see if I can do it. Uh, so good. Get into sugar, you know? Gain some weight on you. You're young, not bad to get into it right now.


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[Assistant] All you gotta do is stop it when you're like 45, 42, something like that. I'm 42. So you just have to quit it then. You have a good run at it. What are you, it's 18, 17? 18. 18. Yeah. Get after it man. You're skinny, you're pregnant, you're gonna be fine.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you like candy? Yeah. What kind? You chocolate guy?


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[Assistant] Uh, Aaron J., can we get an update on Brian's health? I've been concerned since the awesome baby news combined with the I might be having a stroke, followed by we still don't know what the diagnosis is, praying all is well. Uh, Bates.


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[Assistant] And that MS sounds like the guy, like, didn't even really do a test. He just like had it, you walked in, you said, as soon as you go, sounds like MS. Didn't even look at you. And you go, what? He goes, ah, I shouldn't be saying that out loud.


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[Assistant] Well you gotta think of the, the health of it all is just, I mean look at, uh, people are just in shape now.


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[Assistant] And these, and then now like they, you know, they had to look at these athletes. Look at Tom Brady. Like, they just, people stay in shape now. They, it's, it's not like the old, like, you know, everybody's learning more about stuff. Everybody, I think, eats.


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[Assistant] Yeah. So you're like, why would you tell me that? I guess.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you don't know a nasal bone sounds like it's important.


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[Assistant] Uh, no, it should be alright. A lot of people were born, you know, and they all...


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[Assistant] They all come up great. I'm big. Uh, 10T0? He was, you know. Was he? I don't know. But, something. Probably. I think she'll be 10T though. Yeaah. I'm sure. Same body type? Same body type, yeaah. No nasal bone. Uh, Jimmy Dorsey.


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[Assistant] Uh, Jimmy Dorsey. I bought my wife tickets for the Austin show. Luckily she's just as big of a fan as I am. Christmas morning arrives and the time comes for presents.


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[Assistant] Not even different shows, we both went for the 9.30, so long story short, she and I was seeing Nate from Orgasm to Rose C.


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[Assistant] And somewhere back in row X will be two of my wife's friends who apparently have never heard of them.


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[Assistant] It's a big, yeaah, it's a good griff. I wonder who got, uh, who bought the better tickets. I bet she did. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Uh, Andy Burns. Having four young kids, my wife Michelle and I agreed not to spend much on each other for Christmas this year. An agreement we would make annually and then predictably break.


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[Assistant] This year, we mutually violated a no-spending contract by unknowingly both purchasing each other a pair of tickets to Nate's upcoming show. I'm really looking forward to seeing, uh, this show with my best friend. Plus, it'll be cool knowing Michelle's there somewhere to see you in Pensacola. Yeah. He's going to just go with them and just split them up.


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[Assistant] Yeah, now you're too cool. Now you're young. That's you, you know, you guys are, you're going to wait forever. You know, that's the new thing. Now it seems crazy to get married in your twenties, I think, right?


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[Assistant] We have two kids under two, so two nights out, uh, are few and far between. I'm so excited. I said to my wife, you're kidding right? No way. Are you serious right now? My mother-in-law starts crying. Based on my reaction, she was convinced it must be a pregnancy announcement. She was heartbroken that it was a ticket to see some dumb comedian.


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[Assistant] How to take Christmas, how to take a Christmas intermission for her to get a Kleenex and calm down. She may be bummed that she's not getting another grandkid and I'm pretty stoked about the tickets. That's uh, awesome. You gotta go explain that. I mean, she was like, it's happening, you know, and then just going to the show.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeah, we did, uh, I do want to talk, we're going to talk about this and then, uh, we'll have Sunny on. Uh, I ended up watching, you ever watch Hallmark channel, Cole? You even know what it is? It's usually an older- I know it. Yeah, it's an older lady channel. Uh, it's- Is it? I don't know.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Oh yes. Well, they got me. All right. It's an old lady Nate channel. Uh, it was on our TV all weekend and our, this Passover Christmas. I've watched a few of them.


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[Assistant] Because it's like, you can start them and it's hard to, it's just these movies that are, uh, the actors are always really good in them and in the stories just, it's very pleasant and there's enough that you're like, oh, I want to see what's going to happen. And you end up just going and kind of keep going and seeing what's going to happen. Uh, I get it. I think I get it. I get how you could watch them. They're just very comforting.


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[Assistant] It's, uh, you know, it's easy to watch. So I was watching this one and, uh,


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[Assistant] TV shows or movies. So just play it. And you'd have to see this if you're, where, you know, if you go to YouTube and check it out. So, drives up, right? Yep. Middle of the road. She's going to meet this guy. You're hoping they get together.


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[Assistant] Okay, you can pause it there. So, she just, what do you notice about that scene?


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[Assistant] She just left the car in the road. She walks, oh, he's standing in a parking spot. If you go back to it, she turned down a road. That's a regular road.


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[Assistant] They're not even, there's no fear. There's no worry of like, let me move the car real fast. I don't, I feel awkward. It's in the middle of the road and people, she's just like, how you doing? She gets out of the car and yeah, the truck is even parked.


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[Assistant] You could move the truck out of the scene and I would probably be okay with it. But the fact that you have a truck parked, now the whole road is blocked. In this magical town, like I always think when they make these, does it not, does someone there not go, hey, she just got out of the car.


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[Assistant] And left, they should, this is why, this is back to my, you gotta have normal people at things. And you should have a normal person at every set that just goes,


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[Assistant] But why did she leave her car in the middle of the road? And they go, you know what? That's why you're here to help us. Cause we're, we're just actors and we don't.


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[Assistant] It's like some of them, these actors, like did you, I always thought if I had to play a movie, if I had to play basketball in a movie, I would look like I knew how to play basketball.


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[Assistant] They're very good at basketball. They all look like they knew how to play. Like Michael Scott did it and that was the whole point. But it's like the other one's all kind of new and you can tell when someone, they get the ball and you're like, I mean, I don't think, did they have, like, what did they do as a kid? You know? Did you play basketball?


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[Assistant] As a kid, yeaah. But like if you were acting in a show, you could probably do enough or would it look good? Yeaah. No, it'd look good. It'd look good.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's what I mean. Would you leave a car out on the road like that? As an actor, would you go, I'm uncomfortable just walking away from this car. Would you feel that?


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[Assistant] Yeah, right? Wouldn't you? Wouldn't you go, should I pull it over to the side?


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[Assistant] I guess they're saying maybe there's no way for her to have got out of the car, you know?


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[Assistant] She just leaves it, I mean at least park it over on that side, like you park it on a two lane road. But she leaves it, but I, I, I kept watching this. She, then when she leaves, she goes back to the car that's in the road. And then you see a car behind her.


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[Assistant] Okay. So the car's on the road and that one's there. Like I get, maybe she should have come in the back way or she, they didn't want to show her back in, stuff like that. But just re, you know.


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[Assistant] I think sometimes they could be making this and they're like, well, you want to fix it? And they're like, I mean, like one guy will care and it'll be me. And then they're like, that guy doesn't need to be on this channel anyway. And this is how they get me off the channel. That's like, yeah.


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[Assistant] You're the only person. I'm the only person. I walk in, I go to one book club with my wife's friends and then I get kicked out because I'm, you know, uh, I'm like George Costanza when he goes to that book club.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't know. Cars in the road. I mean, they're, they're possible to be going on a date. You know, they're going to maybe get married. How could you marry a woman that you, I would never.


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[Assistant] I would, I could, I mean I would be 10 years into that marriage and I'd go, why'd you leave that car in the road?


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[Assistant] There's other people. I mean, it's a busy town.


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[Assistant] Why would you not move it? You know? You think you would, could you get past that? You don't think you could? Would it stick with you? Or would you move on?


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[Assistant] Well, I don't even know how, how does he not even...


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[Assistant] Because that's insane. She just gets out and strolls like, you know, nothing. As that guy, he sits down with her, and he doesn't think.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they're great. I mean, they're just very pleasant. They're nice. Uh, uh, yeah, I don't, I don't mind them at, uh, I get it. I did the car thing. I didn't care for it, but it was, you know, she couldn't get past that. But besides that, cause the lady's a nice lady and it's like, then she now is not a nice lady to me cause she left her car in the middle of the road. Like that's.


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[Assistant] He turns the whole character. I couldn't believe it. Like why would anybody want to date her? You know? And why would anybody want to date that guy?


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[Assistant] I mean, if she parks there, gets out, grabs a coffee, thanks for the coffee, and gets back in the car, I'm fine with it. At least even do a little, at least just a little jerk to the left. Like she, I mean, I think she just stays exactly straight. Like she doesn't, there's not even a little like, just a little nod to the left of being like, you know, I gave it a shot. Did you watch this with Laura? No, I watched them all.


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[Assistant] All right. Uh, Cole, thanks for, you know, people wanted to see you. No one knew you existed till now, but now they know, and they know you're there.


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[Assistant] Go check him out at Ravenwood. How long will you keep interning with us?


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[Assistant] We've already done this one. That was his first one. Oh yea, why are school buses yellow? That's one we looked up.


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[Assistant] You looked that up? I didn't. Oh yea. Can you tell them? What? Nah, is it a lot? No, it's pretty simple.


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[Assistant] During the fall, New York, upstate, got a red school bus, drive right through it. You look in the trees, think it blends in. Wouldn't make sense.


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[Assistant] Uh, Candace Cameron, she wouldn't do, Candace Cameron wouldn't do that. She wouldn't do something like that.


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[Assistant] She would have called it. She said, I can't just leave the car out in the middle. She's like, why don't they just have him walk up?


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[Assistant] Why don't she park, just have her be parked on the side down the street. She gets out of her car and walks up. Move that red truck and have her, have her back, have her parked there. And she gets out and walks around. Just show her, let go up and back then. And then they did it. I don't know.


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[Assistant] Uh, alright, yeah. Well, here's Cindy Gray. Uh, Cole, thanks for all your help. Let us know when you go choose colleges. We're gonna let you pick. I will. We're gonna do hats. Yep. Might do seven hats.


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[Assistant] Our new partner has a product I've started using every day. I started taking athletic greens because I do not eat the best as we've mentioned many times on this.


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[Assistant] I'm trying to be more healthy, uh, like everybody is, and uh, thought this would be a great start to the morning. I need the vitamins. I don't think I'd do vitamins like I should. Uh, so what is this stuff? With one scoop of athletic greens, you're absorbing 75 high quality vitamins, minerals, whole foods, source superfoods,


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[Assistant] I think it's, it's, it seems very easy, you know, but Bates, uh, wish he would have done it earlier. It is a new year. It's a great time to try something new. No in person doctor visit.


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[Assistant] I mean, more than 50 million in the U.S. suffer from male pattern baldness. I see like, you know, you see young, young people in high school, like Travis got it in high school. It's like, just get ahead of it right now. Keeps offers a simple stress-free way to keep your hair. There are only two FDI approved medications that can prevent hair loss and Keeps offers both of them. They have virtual.


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[Assistant] For the office, we choose, uh, we have the armchair with the sand fabric with the natural wood legs. Uh, I love it. I sit in it. As I always say, that's where Laura yells at me.


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[Assistant] Alright, what's up everybody? Uh, so we have, uh, you know, Bates obviously here and then here's, uh, Sonny Gray filling in for Aaron Webber. You think anyone would have noticed? What do they think? Aaron's lost this much weight and they're like, man.


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[Assistant] So you're him, you're the third co-host of this podcast. You're the first time we've ever done this, where we've had one person out here and we have Justin, right?


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[Assistant] Yeah, Bates has missed one. I've missed none. Well. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Does that make sense? I would like to. Uh, I'd like to see what y'all just talk about. Uh, well, we're glad you're here. Sonny Gray, everybody knows, uh, pitcher for the Reds, Cincinnati Reds, uh, played at Vanderbilt and local from Smyrna, Smyrna.


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[Assistant] You were just a star quarterback too. Cause you went and played quarterback in college?


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[Assistant] Did you throw from the warning track to home?


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[Assistant] What's the point of long tells? Is it like, is it, you always see people warm up. I see when you go warm up, when I've been to watch you and, uh, y'all get real far away from it. Is it just like good for you to do that?


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[Assistant] So you can have pine tar on for a bat, but you can't, the pitcher can't have it. So if you grab a bat, so your bat can't have pine tar on it.


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[Assistant] So PyTard, that's so crazy that you can't use it, but it's that much in the locker room. It's everywhere. It's everywhere. It's everywhere. Is it just sticky in a dugout? Is it just sticky? Just very sticky everywhere you go. You're like, you just feel like just.


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[Assistant] How close is the dugout to the locker room? Is it just right down the hall?


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[Assistant] That's what we, we've talked about. Like I, so when you were going to warm up for last season, I went and, uh, pitched, or I stood in the box and it was, uh, uh, Stallings, uh, Jacob, Jacob Stallings is Kevin's coach on.


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[Assistant] He plays for the Pirates still. He won a gold glove this year. Yeah, yeah. Look at that. And I was there at the beginning of that, you know.


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[Assistant] I helped him do that. Uh, but he's, so he's catching it. And then, uh, so Sonny's pitching and he's like, well, I just want to feel someone like in the batter's box. And Sonny just goes, so just get in there. And I'm like.


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[Assistant] I like this thing, I go, how do you, do you feel amazing dude? Like I wanted you, like I don't want you to be like, I don't know dude, I feel a little foggy today. Cause it's so, you throw it so hard.


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[Assistant] You gotta lead something. I think that's a great stat to lead in. That's, I mean, talk about, you could tell a batter right before he goes up, you're like, by the way, he led, uh, league last year in wild pitches. All right, man. Have good at bat. You don't know where this is going to go.


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[Assistant] No. When you start honing it in, like as a, like when you're playing little league and then you move up.


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[Assistant] When does it like, you start getting like real good, is it like high school or like college where you're like, you're not really gonna hit anybody accidentally or?


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[Assistant] Uhm. Or you would probably, if you had a high program, you're probably still pretty good.


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[Assistant] I mean would it break, would it shatter his knee? No. You think you would be able to, I don't know, I mean I don't know if I would be able to handle it.


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[Assistant] It's, it's so fast. It just comes. It's probably different. You don't know. Yeah. It's, it's something that leads your hand to, it gets, it's just instant. And that's. You don't even have time to react.


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[Assistant] We had a kid, uh, Jeremy Lyons that went to my high school DCA and he would, he looked like someone's dad was out there when we were 12. He just like, it honestly just looked like, yeaah, he's like bigger than most dads. And he'd be out there and you're like, he shouldn't be, we're 12.


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[Assistant] You're like, I'm tiny. I mean, I was good till 13 and then when I was 13, I liked it because they went to the bigger mound.


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[Assistant] And so the pitches were pretty easy. 12 was getting like, you're close. And you're like, man, they're throwing some heat. But then 13, they're far and it's not as fast. And you're like, well, that's my favorite. That was my favorite lead. Cause it was, cause they're not strong enough to throw it.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. He knows every county in Tennessee. Woah.


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[Assistant] You do get an age where you're, as you get older, just stuff sticks with you different than you would ever dream.


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[Assistant] I don't know if it's counties, I don't know if I have counties yet. I'm starting to lose stuff.


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[Assistant] Like, uh, I'm like, would set my phone down, like, and then now it's like, I'll be like, where did I set it? And I'm having that happen a lot more than normal.


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[Assistant] I used to know everything. You used to be a good phone fighter. There used to be, I would not set my phone down or I'll forget what I was going to do. I'll go do something, get distracted and then come back and then forget.


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[Assistant] Like talk to myself over here, attention, I guess it is attention, just, uh, something. ADHD? ADHD, yeaah. No one had that stuff when...


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[Assistant] Well, I'm not saying they didn't have it, but it might as well, you basically didn't have it if you didn't test for it. Like no one asked. So you could be loaded with just, I mean, I would be in a special school if I went to school right now. But back then you were just.


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[Assistant] Throwing in a public school like a horse just jammed in and it didn't, you know, who cares?


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[Assistant] He got the yips at second base. I got the yips in uh, in church league softball. He couldn't get it.


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[Assistant] I just, I mean dude, it's so embarrassing and just, there's nothing left. It's just.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yips are a big thing in baseball. Do you even talk about, we don't, you pray to talk about it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think if you know, if you know what they're caused by, then you...


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[Assistant] You want to have them. And so it's like, you can figure out, but people having golf all the time too. I had it with shipping for a while.


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[Assistant] That's a tough spot. Yeah. But once you know why you're doing it, and now I, now if I hit it like a yep, I know I'm holding it and I'm not releasing. So then you're like, I dunno, you're not worried about it cause you're like, oh.


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[Assistant] I got these shoes on, they're different. Uh, if, uh, so, we want to talk about New Year's resolutions too. Like, do you do, are you a big resolution guy? Is it, uh, you've always been in shape.


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[Assistant] That's a big one, right? That's the main one. I don't know what you would say. You're the, yeah. So what would an athlete resolution be? Is less wild pitches maybe. Exactly. Could that be this year's resolution? We started now. Haven't thought of one. Haven't thought of one. Have you ever done one?


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[Assistant] Not that I can. Yeah, cause the main one's gotta be getting in shape.


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[Assistant] Sour Patch Kids. Well, I think I had to get off of them. We think we, I think I have type two diabetes. Okay. Uh, someone said that on the podcast, so I probably have it. I mean, I still got to agree. I'm supposed to get tested more and I can't because I'm going to fail. For diabetes? Yeah.


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[Assistant] Well then I, then I found, then everybody in my family I think has diabetes. It's not good. And then so, uh,


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[Assistant] I've been number, trying to get off sugar. I have a big sugar problem. I think I'm really addicted to it.


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[Assistant] I drink, I've been drinking soda, I went and got a soda, uh, uh, Diet Coke, but, uh, and I just drank it the other day and I was, I was filling it up. I mean, it's like filling a bucket up.


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[Assistant] Like you're at the store, or I was at like, uh, Firehouse subs, and I'm like pressing the thing, and it's a bucket. It's a bucket of diag, it doesn't stop. And it's almost embarrassing how long the person's behind, like you're behind, you're like, I'm sorry. And then I got to take a sip of it, and I'm like, just, I'm going to top it off, you know.


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[Assistant] What about more? That's a, it's just, and it's a, it just makes, it sounds like a fountain's on.


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[Assistant] I said, cause I told him I liked soda and he goes, yeah, I do too. I go, he drinks them. He goes, no. I go, but they're so good. He goes, yeah, that's why. Yeah, they are good. He's a diabetic.


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[Assistant] And he's a diabetic. He's type 1. You're born of that. I think. So he has to have sugar. Yeaah, I don't remember. Yeaah, he has to. Some. A little bit? A little bit.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's what he'd be eating. That's why he's always frown facing. He needed some chocolate. He needed a sour ball. He needed a coke. He just needed a little, just bring him over a little small coke and he goes, alright, he goes back in. What New Year's resolutions do you have? Uh.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't know, you know, I don't ever think it's, it's about to lose. I need to get off sugar. I think, I think that's going to be. But how much weight would you like to lose?


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[Assistant] I don't know, I don't know if I have a number. I mean, I always think I want to get in the 160s. How much you weigh? 190.


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[Assistant] How much do you weigh? I think 180 something. 183, 5. I'm always right in there. Never weighed over 200.


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[Assistant] That'll be the challenge. Who can get to the 160s? What would the bet be though?


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[Assistant] So you gotta be able to say, you know, and be like, hey, I'm in the 160s. That's a lot.


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[Assistant] That's like 15 something pounds. If I get off sugar, then I'll be, it'll be a breeze. I mean, that's a big one.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they're good. We got them over there. Uh, Boxer, Kevin sent us one. It says Grammy on it. Uh, Grammy Nate. Uh, but it's a, yeah, you eat them. I think I eat more. I might talk about this on Fallon when I, cause I got to think about what I want to talk about. Cause I'm doing panel on Fallon Wednesday. And so, uh, do you know what that is?


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[Assistant] So, it's, it's so, doing The Tonight Show, so I'm going, so if you're watching this, this comes out Wednesday, I'm doing The Tonight Show tonight. Uh, and, so y'all have always done stand-up, you know, you've seen when I go out and do stand-up on The Tonight Show. So the paddles, you go straight to the couch.


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[Assistant] And I've done it once, but- What we would call a guest. A guest. Yeah, it's a guest. For a standup, it's a big guest.


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[Assistant] Cool. That's nice. So for a comic, it's a big deal to not have to go do stand up and you get to go just sit on the couch.


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[Assistant] It's her and then me. I'm second, but second said, you know, usually I'm third. I'm at the end. I come out, you know, that's all I've ever done.


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[Assistant] Well, being a comic on it, I still like doing comedy on it, but the good thing about sitting on the couch is I can kind of do...


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[Assistant] I think I can do comedy. I'm actually going to ask. Uh, I want to talk to Gaffkin about it. Like, but it's like, I think I can do some of my act.


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[Assistant] But I can do it in conversation. Not a lot of my act, but, you know, I got a little chuck about losing weight or something about eating better.


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[Assistant] And like I think I can mix that in a little bit because it doesn't count. Like it's not, you know, if you're doing it like that on the couch, it's just a little taste of your new app.


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[Assistant] And so it's not all of it. It won't, I mean, it's a little tiny piece of it. So I'm trying to figure out what to talk about.


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[Assistant] Same type thing. Tonight's show with Johnny Carson. Okay. Have you heard Johnny Carson?


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[Assistant] So you had to be born in 89, so you would have never seen it. Uh, but I mean, I don't think I saw it. He...


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's cool. Nuts. I bet it's... He's a big TV land guy. And uh...


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[Assistant] Your music too, we, Laura and we were talking about last night, Laura said, like everybody kind of likes the music that there was like in high school and right out of high school. And you kind of like that and you just kind of stick in that era.


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[Assistant] And then you go, I've gone a little bit even older sometimes. Now if I've gotten, you're listening to, you know, I could listen to like seventies and eighties and, and then, uh, I can sketch myself like I'm not moving forward.


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[Assistant] I'm not going, I'm not as good as going forward with music. I'm kind of like, all right, that's a, you know, there's a stop and then you're like, I'm not, I'm done searching.


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[Assistant] They, I, I agree, I was never a big music person. I wasn't allowed, I think I wasn't allowed to listen to anything, so then I just listened to, like, it was either Christian music or, uh,


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[Assistant] I just didn't care, like, it was like, I just, we weren't listening to the radio. And then, uh, I couldn't watch anything. So.


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[Assistant] But yeaah, when I, you couldn't get any music, uh, and then I remember,


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[Assistant] 2001, like Napster, you could download stuff and all that kind of stuff.


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[Assistant] But you'd have to be into it. It's either like, it's a lot of stuff now, I even feel as we go farther, it's a lot of like, either you know how to do it or you don't.


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[Assistant] And eventually, like, you know, my daughter's gonna, your kids are gonna grow up, they're just gonna know how to use a phone. They're never gonna, not gonna know. Like that's just ingrained in them. Uh, where we didn't have that.


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[Assistant] As you know, Smyrna, by the time y'all got cell phone tires, when was it? 2015?


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[Assistant] That's uh, that's y'all's cheer. Y'all just spelled your town.


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[Assistant] So how's he doing? How's his family doing?


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[Assistant] I know his mom had some with her, uh, is she doing alright?


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[Assistant] Uh, did uh, so what, so uh, what were the resolutions?


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[Assistant] That's gotta be the, yeaah. It's the first one to get there.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm reading more. I am reading a book on quitting sugar. I'm reading it right now. Really? Yeah. Trying to get off of it.


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[Assistant] They're done. I mean, they do it, it's, you know, I think gym membership spike. Yeah. So big.


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[Assistant] And then people just stopped going. It's Planet Fitness, Aaron, who's had his-


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[Assistant] He got rid of it. People have memberships there for years. Because they don't, it's 10 bucks a month, so they kind of forget about it. They sign up.


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[Assistant] New Year's, you know, it's like free to sign up, whatever, New Year's Day. And then they just, they know you're so lazy as a person, you're too lazy to even come because you got to go to the store to sign up. And they know, they just go, yeah, just come in and tell us to our face that you don't want to be here anymore. And people just go.


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[Assistant] Oh, so they're making you, they make you do that.


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[Assistant] I just, if you're eating it, I'd rather just sit there. I'd rather sit at one of the regular tables.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I don't know if it really helps. Would you get, do, do athletes come back and they're like big? Like you're like, oh, you got after it. Like they get in shape. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Do you buy like, like in football, uh, you know, the quarterbacks like buy all the offensive linemen, like you have to do that with, and you're only able to catch it. I'm just thinking about it right now. Give them a 20 or something.


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[Assistant] That's you right there. And you're just trying to get him a party, you're just trying to get him.


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[Assistant] So you think everybody's trying to break it up more right here?


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[Assistant] So you were talking to the wrong person. Like that person was calm and you should have went and talked to the other. No, no, I stay away from that. Yeah. I mean, Puig is gigantic. That other guy was gigantic. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Like it just didn't stop. Would y'all fight, like you, do you ever, does anybody ever try to fight after the game?


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[Assistant] Would that not be the most realest thing if a dude was like, showed up at the guy's house and said, I would like to keep, would it be too far? House? Would it be car? His house?


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[Assistant] Uh, so this is the Yankees, uh, and Tigers in this, you're titled in it, Brett Gardner and Sonny Gray. So this is between y'all two.


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[Assistant] So, you're on top of him, and are you and him fighting, or are you just trying to keep him away?


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[Assistant] Yeaah. And I mean, so neither one of you forgot about this.


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[Assistant] But is it, so when you, when you go in there and you know, he gets, you were on the reds first and then they, then they, then he came on.


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[Assistant] And you're like, they just, you hear the name and is it just like a pit in your stomach? You're like, aw man.


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[Assistant] It's not like saying you're gonna fight, but just like the pure awkwardness of you and this dude have fought. And now you have to get along.


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[Assistant] How long do you take before you say what's up man? Are you saying it like quickly? Yeah, right away, right away.


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[Assistant] It's like a fight with your wife. We kind of like, you're trying to go, I saw that someone this weekend, someone was calling their wife. Well, you know, when you call your wife and you're just trying to hear her tone to see how mad, like, is she mad? Or if you can, you kind of talk, make some jokes and go, what's going on? God, where was that? I was just there this weekend.


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[Assistant] I gotta do something. I think that's the, like, cause I don't know if women don't do that. I don't think they do it that way. But we are like, I gotta, just let me fix this. Cause we don't wanna fix ourself.


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[Assistant] A tone is, a tone is everything. A tone is everything. And that's what's missing with text messages. You don't, cause you don't know the tone. And a tone is how you operate life. You gotta fill that tone out to be like, what is, what kind of tone is this? What kind of, you know.


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[Assistant] I'm very sensitive to it. Yeah. I'll call them or I'm very sensitive. You know, that's where, that's where your ha ha's get thrown in and your exclamation points. Yeah. Just to be like, you know, cause you're, you're not taking it. You're trying to make sure that you're like, I don't care.


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[Assistant] We talked about, uh, something, uh, the other day with, uh, oh, I thought when we were playing cards over at Kenny and, uh, someone said that they go sits something about it and they said Longhorn and then, uh, God, what was it? I forget. You know, it was like something like something saying something about it.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Longhorn, that's what's so funny is like, if you go other places, no one, Longhorn's sick house was like...


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[Assistant] That's like, yeah, that's like, you go for like prom, a birthday. It's like a fancy, you're like, whoa, we're going to Longhorn. You get dressed up. You get dressed up to go to Longhorn.


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[Assistant] Sizzler? Sizzlin? Sizzlin? Is there, is it not Sizzler? Oh, is it Sizzler? I don't know. Y'all have your own? We might. What have y'all built y'all's own? Or Ponderosa. Oh yeah, I remember Ponderosa. I remember there was one.


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[Assistant] But it's okay. Yeah, it's alright. But it's, it's, you're, I think in the, I think in the South you have a tougher time. I think in the South and when you don't have any, when you come up, it's just a different time now.


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[Assistant] Uh, back then, I think it was hard to avoid. Like it was, no one ate healthy back then. They didn't sell. It wasn't a thing.


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[Assistant] And you didn't have money like you didn't, you know, you couldn't.


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[Assistant] Alright everybody go eat and y'all just have to go walk around to the different sessions and that's how y'all eat.


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[Assistant] Do you ever feel, y'all play so many games, do you feel some of them, you're like, these don't matter? You know, like there has to be.


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[Assistant] So that's so crazy. So yea, there has to be games, but you know, like, hey, we gotta...


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[Assistant] You know, you could be like, alright, we've had some fun, we've had some losses. And then there's a point where you're like, yo dude.


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[Assistant] Uh, it's, I remember watching the White Sox game when I lived in Chicago and like it was the game, it just didn't matter. And no fans are there and no one's, uh, and you can just tell you're like,


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[Assistant] But I mean, is there motivation still to play? Like you're still trying not to be as an athlete. Do you want to win that game? Yeah, you want to win.


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[Assistant] Is it nice to, if you can't, like is the motivation, so if you say y'all are out of it, but you know you can knock these people out of the playoffs too. Is there motivation that you're like.


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[Assistant] Do y'all take the, the, what is it called, uh, uh, poster board material? It's not poster board, but it's, uh, is that, you know, when they- Bulletin board. Bulletin board.


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[Assistant] So, hang it up, you're talking about bulletin board material? You just gave this team bulletin board material. Is that a real, like, uh. Which is a very old school. It's an old school saying. You'd have to now print it out. It's a meme material. You gave them a meme.


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[Assistant] And do they, they can either, they can either say, you can either take it for how you take it, or you're just like, some of it you're like, I don't care. Some of it you're like, I hate this team, dude.


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[Assistant] Have you had someone, uh, still home? Like as you pitch it, you see that they're going?


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[Assistant] We remember our, uh, the last one.


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[Assistant] If it wasn't a lockout, you could go and be like, do you have a key?


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[Assistant] I always like Sounds Logo and stuff, and they, uh,


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[Assistant] If, if, if it's like pumping good or like whatever, it's a town that's either like the wealthiest town or they're the brokeest town. Yes, yes. And everybody does that. Like Red Roof Inns at that point when I went there were $300 a night because it was the money they would go to McDonald's and offer people a hundred, they would give you a hundred grand to walk away right now and go work, you know, at an oil pump.


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[Assistant] And then, but, cause, cause it was like some people, it'd be a town of two, there were some people, they'd get so wealthy.


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[Assistant] And they wouldn't know how to, you know, like they were just the brokeest people ever and then they're the wealthiest and they like go buy a helicopter. And like, so it's like one day like someone's.


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[Assistant] I mean, this is, I have no idea if this is true, but it seems like a lot of people could be like,


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[Assistant] You know, everybody's kind of like, oh, I was a millionaire at one point and then I lost it all. You know, but it's like, that's just what it is.


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[Assistant] Yeah, for nothing, for not a, not a four seasons, just any hope at all. Like you said.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well we're from here, and we're blowin' up. Now we're blowin'.


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[Assistant] Yeah. It doesn't really matter. It's like you're doing it and then you'll be like, all right, it'll be weird though. Like your whole life has been baseball.


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[Assistant] I think I would like it. I was, you know, you always heard about like, uh,


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[Assistant] And imagine for late games for you guys, uh, but the basketball, like they would take a nap because they have to be in their prime at 9, 10 PM.


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[Assistant] And so, you know, for comedians, we have to be super awake. And if you play a night game, is your adrenaline is always just going or do you ever, you're like, God, I'm tired. Like, you know.


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[Assistant] If I would, when you go to pitch to people, do you go in the league to be a closer? Are you like, you work to be a closer?


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[Assistant] Closing is very important. I don't know if he ever started. Like it's like those, like you just be, that could be your specialty. Yeah, yeah. You just become like, mhm.


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[Assistant] And you could pitch, there's no rules that you could pitch every day if they wanted you to. There's not a rule that says you have to rest so many days. A starting? Yea.


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[Assistant] No, not a rule, but it's just like, they need you to, you gotta rest or your arm.


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[Assistant] Technology. Yeah, technology is getting crazy. I always think it's, uh, I always think that with quarterbacks, like I feel like eventually in the NFL, it's still big to have a quarterback, but you're like, you have like some guys that can run and you're like, I mean, you just could get a bunch of them.


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[Assistant] Like just a bunch of running quarterback, like quarterback just becomes a pretty running kind of position. And it's like, you just kind of like, they, they, maybe they're like running back. So they have a good two, three, two to five years and then you just kind of move on. Like it's, you know, it's like, cause it's so, it's a threat for having a running quarterback.


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[Assistant] Yeah, a no hitter. Let's throw a no hitter. That'd be fun. That'd be a good New Year's resolution. I threw one when I was 12. Couple complete games. I already have one, so I'm the only one right here that has a no hitter.


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[Assistant] Wow. You're the only one. You wanna talk to you about it? Just the pressure of it?


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[Assistant] Alright, I think we're good, right? We did good. You filled in. First co-host. Well besides Martin Norman. Second co-host.


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[Assistant] This was like, you were for sure supposed to be off today and you weren't. You got a call. This is what a starter pitcher does. Just show up. Just show up. You're ready. You're always ready. Relief. Today was like a relief. Yea, it was a relief. But then we needed you the whole game. And then, you're like, I'm supposed to be like two innings, right?


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[Assistant] I love you buddy, and uh, I'm glad you came on. And uh, my bats, all I got are off from sunning. Yeah, I saw that.


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[Assistant] So, uh, thank you for doing this, uh, it's awesome, sunny grey, no social media.


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[Assistant] Uh, so it does good for him. So it makes you a major league pitcher, everybody. Uh, all right, everybody. Thank you guys. Happy new year. Uh, talk to you, uh, next week. We'll see you. Don't forget, uh, tonight show. I'll be on tonight. All right.


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[Assistant] Maybe. Maybe. But... Drew Brees, 5'10", is he just that much better than you? He's so much better. Probably. How far can you throw that?


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[Assistant] I mean it can if you wear batten gloves and stuff, but.


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[Assistant] It's not something they lead with, but, uh, I love it, hey. You gotta lead something. You gotta lead something.


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[Assistant] What kind of one? Like, what kind of one sixties?


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[Assistant] That'd be cool. Yeah. When you, when you leave for that? So tomorrow. Alright. Today's Monday, like Tuesday.


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[Assistant] That should be a sign about him. Mudcat Brewer. Mudcat Brewer. Was he like 50? Well he is now.


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[Assistant] Sometimes, sometimes. Everybody still work out like that.


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[Assistant] Like golf? No, like in your off schedule, you're like still, you worked out today.


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[Assistant] And uh, I haven't, I haven't done it, but I would. I mean, there's stories of pitchers getting drunk though, like, and yea. Fair, fair.


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[Assistant] Not that I know of, but retaliate?


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[Assistant] Like someone else hit someone and you're like, hey dude, you gotta hit this guy now.


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[Assistant] That's right. You can do the best 15 year life because nobody knows your material. Whereas the headliner is probably working on a new hour or something.


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[Assistant] It's knowing you're going to do great no matter how good the feature is, you're going to still


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[Assistant] Sailing, and they don't want a strong opener because they have to work.


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[Assistant] It's pretty funny. So in racing, if someone starts in the back, it's almost impossible for them to catch up.


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[Assistant] I actually went ahead and bought tickets to your show at the Opry house.


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[Assistant] Even though I know I'm on it, because I know there's going to be somebody in my life, last minute, going to say...


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[Assistant] Can we get tickets? So I just went ahead and grabbed a couple.


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[Assistant] You may have said curb, it just sounded like curb. I probably said curb.


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[Assistant] Yeah. When it gets down to individual seats, technically that's when they can start calling a sale out, but that's when I could start my tour.


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[Assistant] The Ryman especially would be good because it's just church pews, it's not individual seats. You buy two tickets, you can just sit in the middle of those two seats and have plenty of room.


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[Assistant] John is such a good sport. He's one of the best about ribbon.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Who is that? Was that Amy? Amy Sorgsman. Amy, I'd love to be your friend. Very accessible.


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[Assistant] Originally let's, uh, hello folks. You said that's what I came out and I go, hello folks.


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[Assistant] Only known in America. List people that are known internationally.


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[Assistant] I think you just hit 300 million Instagram followers I saw too.


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[Assistant] Yeah. And I guess I said Trump last week, if, if famous is well liked, then maybe Ronaldo, if it's just well known, I still work for Trump.


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[Assistant] Yeah, your Shaq and Yao Ming, they're identifiable, but if you wrote their name down, just read their names, I don't think a lot of people are gonna know. Shaquille O'Neal.


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[Assistant] I just wanted to clarify, cause last week we said, stick around if you want for the second show. I didn't want people to think they could just stay in their seats.


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[Assistant] People who come to my show also don't buy tickets online because they don't know how.


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[Assistant] Or they don't want to pay the $2 service fee or whatever it is.


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[Assistant] I think we read her and I think we read the guy who said Derek. Yup. Derek Visser.


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[Assistant] And we're gonna start with 70s, 1970s.


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[Assistant] This might be the toughest one because when we get to the 80s and 90s, we're going to all have memories of stuff that we can.


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[Assistant] I'm probably the only one here who has memories of the 70s.


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[Assistant] Why would this one be tough? No, the other ones.


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[Assistant] Like we have memories of it. Oh, well then I misspoke. I meant this one will be tough. That will be easier because, because we all have memories too.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I mean, I sit on this podcast. My first memory that I can put a date on is going with my mom when she voted in the 1976 election. Yeah.


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[Assistant] And there's three memories I could actually remember. So I was born November 71, so I would have been eight when the 70s were ending.


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[Assistant] So I remember that. I vaguely remember when Elvis died. Just vague. When did he die? Like 78, I think.


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[Assistant] Oh, I remember that. I have vague memories of the Iran hostage situation.


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[Assistant] What do you think of? Well, to ask you a question, I don't, I don't think so.


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[Assistant] Someone just recently, I think it was a documentary, colorized all the footage from World War I. And it just, it showed like.


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[Assistant] And it did, just to your point, it just makes you realize these are just young guys like us at one time, you know, in their life, not that different than now. It does make it seem more relevant. Right.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I, uh, when I think of the 70s, I think of not that I remember it, but Watergate. That's just something you hear about 70s.


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[Assistant] I remember Watergate just cause I hear people talk about.


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[Assistant] Well, uh, the Vietnam War ended in the 70s. Yeaah. I mean, we're just...


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[Assistant] Well, uh, have you guys heard about


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[Assistant] The Vietnam protests, students at Kent State University were protesting the war and things got out of hand and the National Guard shot and killed four students.


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[Assistant] So that's just setting the tone for what the semi started like. People were upset about the war, students getting killed, stuff like that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, there was a movie about Munich. That's when the Israeli Olympic athletes got killed.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's a good movie. Palestinians kidnapped him in like nine, uh.


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[Assistant] It was crazy. They delayed the Olympics by 24 hours before they resumed. Doesn't that seem kind of quick? Nine people kidnapped and murdered.


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[Assistant] It's weird to me that in basketball, no matter what level you're on, there will be white guys on the team, but they're going to usually be on the bench. I get it in high school. Sometimes you may not have enough players. You got to, but if you're going to have to get a college scholarship, it's weird to me that they're good enough to make the team, but, but be on the bench. And then if they make it the NBA.


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[Assistant] I know there are exceptions, but usually it's mostly white guys on the bench.


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[Assistant] It's just odd to me they can keep getting to that next level, but they just can't quite get over the threshold.


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[Assistant] Well, some, I mean, some do. Some do, yeaah. I just noticed it's a...


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[Assistant] Another thing that happened in the 70s, plane crashes were just a thing. Like, there'd be one or two big ones every year.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Like when's the last time we've had, in the U.S. at least, a commercial air-con? I don't know. It's been years. That's knock on wood. I mean, really like you're rooting for one.


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[Assistant] And so in 1970, Wichita State football team, got killed in a car in a plane crash. A month later, Marshall's football team, plane crash.


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[Assistant] Yeah, why didn't Wichita get anything? I don't know, I guess it wasn't his good story.


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[Assistant] They had two planes, so half the team made it and half the team didn't. And Marshall, the whole team didn't make it. Ah, okay.


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[Assistant] That's pretty crazy though, in back to back months, a team just...


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[Assistant] Like George Costanza, he asked Keith Hernandez that. Don't you ever worry about this plane crash going down? The first time he meets and walk around.


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[Assistant] Odds are just with you. The whole thing would just get wiped out. It's like his opening conversation with him.


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[Assistant] I think that show got cancelled the day you talked about it.


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[Assistant] So, Ronaldo is not the only one who has some power. It's been cancelled.


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[Assistant] The 70s were also the heyday of cults. Okay. Big cults going on.


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[Assistant] Well, Charles Manson, uh, you know, he was, that was in his heyday and stuff. And then the most famous one may be Heyday Zoom.


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[Assistant] In the NFL was the 70s. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Uh, Jonestown.


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[Assistant] It's just a crazy story that this guy convinced all these people to follow this cult and then they go down to Guyana, I guess that's how you say that in South America.


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[Assistant] Then a congressman comes down there to investigate with people and they kill him.


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[Assistant] And the NBC News crew that's with him. They did? Yea. Wow.


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[Assistant] Some of the people wanted to escape. Some of the people were like, you gotta get us out of here. So they took a few people and then Jim Jones followers.


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[Assistant] Found him at the airport and, and killed him all. Just shot him? Yeah.


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[Assistant] They got a little bit of trouble. That's what he told them. They're coming to get us so everybody drink this punch.


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[Assistant] And 900 people committed suicide. And he didn't, did he drink it too? He shot and killed himself.


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[Assistant] Uh, music in the 70s changed. What's the top thing saying? Oh, Concord. You want to talk about that?


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[Assistant] It's the first supersonic flight, it's faster than the speed of sound, and it could fly you from Europe to the US in half the time.


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[Assistant] Wow. And they came with them in the 70s. Started in 76 and cost $600 to fly one way between London.


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[Assistant] In Washington. Oh, it worked? People could do it? They did it for years. Yeah. Well, why did they stop doing it?


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[Assistant] Uh, it didn't end until 2003. I think flights got a lot more convenient and better. And then I think the cost of it was just...


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[Assistant] No, they're not faster than this, but I think overall aviation's gotten a lot better, so it's more similar to what this was.


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[Assistant] They had to only fly from like east coast to like.


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[Assistant] They had to fly only over water because when you break the sound barrier it causes a sonic boom.


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[Assistant] I mean, what are the seats like in there? They said they were pretty tight, actually.


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[Assistant] And then they, and you have to just say, and how long would the flight be? Half the distance of a normal flight. So what's the flight from New York to London? Was that six hours, seven hours?


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[Assistant] Uh, heavy metal kind of became a thing because of disco, like Led Zeppelin.


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[Assistant] Jimmy Hendrix stuff like that. Jimmy Hendrix and Jim Morrison and uh, Janis Joplin all died at 27. There's a 27 club. Have you guys heard this? Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Kurt Cobain, uh, Amy Winehouse. There's like a ton of people. One of the, I think Rolling Stones.


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[Assistant] Uh, concert Aloha from Hawaii, which I think we mentioned last week, 1.5 billion viewers watched it. That's almost as much as.


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[Assistant] I read that the 70s kind of was the end of the westerns. Bonanza, Gunsmoke, and started the cop dramas. That's when, like- Chips? Chips.


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[Assistant] Do you know the theme song to mash, what it's called?


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[Assistant] The best-selling album of the 70s was Pink Floyd's The Dark Side of the Moon. It was on the Billboard.


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[Assistant] It is what it is. The, uh, Eagles Greatest Hits was released in 1976 and in 2018 it became the best-selling album of all time.


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[Assistant] Well, Eagles had the, have the first and third best selling album of all time. That's pretty crazy. Did you not say the in front of the sentence though?


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[Assistant] Probably the craziest kid. Yeah. Yeah. You guys want to guess the top grossing movie of the seventies?


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[Assistant] Both on the top 10. Jaws is number 2.


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[Assistant] Uh, give me any more gas or give me- Oh, oh.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so it was, uh, Star Wars, Jaws, Grease, The Exorcist.


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[Assistant] Uh, I don't think I saw any of these in the theater.


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[Assistant] I feel like my mom maybe took me to see the Jungle Book. Yeah. Or something like that.


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[Assistant] Uh, sports, probably the most famous person of the seventies was Muhammad Ali. He had multiple fights. I think we showed this too. Gigantic fights. Billion over billions of viewers. The rumble in the jungle and the thrill in Manila each had over a billion viewers.


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[Assistant] I remember his last fight where he lost and like just the end of his career. I don't remember his heyday.


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[Assistant] The, uh, Rumble in the Jungle is where Ropa Dope, uh, was a thing where he basically


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[Assistant] Well I think he let George tire himself out and then he finally comes out and starts pounding him.


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[Assistant] So the Chicago White Sox had some crazy promotions. Their owner was, you know, he would do like playing shorts, do different stuff.


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[Assistant] So they had Disco Demolition Night. And this is the end of the 70s. A lot of people that loved rock music hated disco. So this local shock jock.


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[Assistant] They worked together and he did this promotion that in between the double header, bring your disco, bring a disco, uh, album and we'll destroy, we'll blow it up in between.


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[Assistant] The doubleheader out on the field. They were expecting 20,000 people. 50,000 people showed up.


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[Assistant] Because this shock jock got everybody to come. Instead of just nicely handing over their album, they started throwing them.


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[Assistant] Like his weapons. And then they blew it up on the field. Then people charged the field.


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[Assistant] And just started going crazy and they had to bring out the riot police because people were just getting so out of hand and they had to obviously cancel the second game.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I said it was the worst sports promotion of all time.


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[Assistant] Uh, the World Trade Center is open in the 70s. They were the tallest buildings in the world until less than a year later, the Sears Tower in Chicago passed it. A year later. Yeah. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Uhm, so in television, sitcoms dominated the 70s.


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[Assistant] Uh, All in the Family was the number one show on television for five straight seasons.


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[Assistant] That's hard to believe, like, a show now could be the number one.


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[Assistant] And the ratings, they were like in the thirties, meaning a third of the TVs, uh, were watching. How many people is that?


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[Assistant] Oh by far. Oh yeaah. I know the movies don't even break get some of these.


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[Assistant] For ratings, like the AFC and NFC championship games, they usually get like a 30 something rating. And they were, All in Family was doing that every week.


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[Assistant] Now, yeaah. Oh, and they were yeaah. Those shows were doing it.


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[Assistant] Cause the cable wasn't really even a thing. I mean there was cable, but it wasn't like it is today. So you basically had three channels.


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[Assistant] Uh, but there's all, all these Norman Lear shows that just dominated. And then Gary Marshall at Happy Days was one of the top shows, Laverne Shirley, the Reese company. You guys see any of these?


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[Assistant] And Ron Howard, did he direct Arrest Development or he just did the voice?


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[Assistant] Uh, Saturday Night Live debuted in 1975.


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[Assistant] His first host, George Carlin. He's the only one still who didn't appear in any sketches.


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[Assistant] Yep. That's the way to do it. Didn't want to do it. Richard Pryor won best comedy album, uh, in 75, 76 and 77.


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[Assistant] Tracy Austin won the U.S. Open tennis at age 16. Oh wow. That's pretty crazy. Yeaah. Alright.


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[Assistant] Later on they did. Later on they did. Of cancer. About to say we did better.


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[Assistant] I mean, I don't know what else, the TV shows and movies and stuff like that would be.


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[Assistant] I think the 80s and 90s, again, like I said at the beginning, will, will at least all be, have some skin in the game.


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[Assistant] Couple of our folks, uh, Brent, Lee, and Cooper, they do a great ministry, uh, called Ring of Faith. And they're doing an event Saturday to help, uh, homeless in Nashville. And, uh, it's free. We just ask people to bring supplies for, for homeless that they need. It's from three to six at, uh,


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[Assistant] Yeah, Zanies, headlining Zanies this Sunday the 13th, 4pm.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think they're referencing, uhm, you know, a couple weeks ago, we were like, how would you describe this show?


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[Assistant] Yeaah, cause it can be a little lengthier and, uh,


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[Assistant] I'm still getting emails from people telling me what they're giving up.


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[Assistant] There are times people say, why didn't you guys do a callback to this? And it's because it's...


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[Assistant] It's too obvious, like the president who was poisoned by drinking ice, uh, ice milk, I guess. And people said, you just totally missed that opportunity to reference it. Well, that's too obvious.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I knew, uh, nothing about the royal family and I still know almost nothing about it. But we talked about what power.


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[Assistant] Does the Queen really have over Prime Minister? And I don't know very well, but so the United Kingdom.


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[Assistant] Okay, but, but he got it because that is a real title. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Uh, so the United Kingdom is a constitutional monarchy.


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[Assistant] Meaning, they have a monarchy, the queen, we're king.


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[Assistant] But they also have a constitution with elected officials and walls and such. So the monarch, in this case Queen Elizabeth, shares power with the government.


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[Assistant] Uh, she's the head of state, but all political power rests with the prime minister. He's the head of government. So.


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[Assistant] Is there a woman more famous in the world than Queen Elizabeth?


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[Assistant] There was a story that Queen Elizabeth, I think when she was in Scotland at one of her vacation homes and she was out for a walk, an American tourist came up to her and said, uhm, ask where the Queen lived. And I think she, and then they said,


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[Assistant] Have you ever met the queen? And she said, I haven't, but he has, pointing to her bodyguard.


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[Assistant] I don't know, it was coming, the story was from the security guard, I don't think she ever told him.


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[Assistant] Walk out of the room. That's crazy.


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[Assistant] Her full name is Elizabeth Alexandra Mary Windsor. So they're the house of Windsor.


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[Assistant] Or they can if, if they so choose. That was her, Elizabeth was her name, but Prince Charles is next in line. Obviously when she passes to, he'll be King. And they said he could change his name to King Edward or something like that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, usually it's maybe, usually it's I think the name of a previous monarch, but there was a Queen Elizabeth the first and she's Queen Elizabeth the second.


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[Assistant] Queen coast consort or something like that. Not technically a ruler, but.


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[Assistant] William's kids. William's kids. Yeah. So it doesn't, it goes straight down. Like you would think, I would think maybe Harry would be after William, but it goes to William's kids.


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[Assistant] Something happened to those kids. You gotta go through them before it gets to Harry.


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[Assistant] So I looked up there are 61, uh, possible, uh, uh, succession to the throne. In the first eight or ten, we probably


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[Assistant] I've heard of at least, it's one of those people who are their kids. But then you get to about 15. It's just people who have jobs.


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[Assistant] Just a guy, he's gotta go about his life. You know, he's working so in real estate or... Wow.


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[Assistant] I mean, so much would have to happen. It's like, uh, you know, at the, during the state of the union, they always leave one person.


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[Assistant] Somebody that, I mean everybody would have to die.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Well, so there's 61 people. The number 61, I looked her up. She is the granddaughter of Queen Elizabeth's first cousin, I think. So, I mean, so much would have to happen. You know, Queen Elizabeth's granddaughter was a Olympic medalist and, uh, like equestrian.


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[Assistant] for, for succession of the queen have to get approval from her before they marry. She has to give them a consent.


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[Assistant] She's the only person in the world who doesn't require a passport for international training.


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[Assistant] The Queen is the monarch of over, not over, of sixteen commonwealth realms.


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[Assistant] What is a realm? It's kind of like a country, but it's more like, uh, some of these are countries like Australia, Canada, New Zealand, uh.


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[Assistant] Yeah. She's over Canada. Yeah. We talked about it in the Canada episode. She's on their money.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean again, no government. So her, she wasn't even in the line. Technically her uncle became king and then he, um, I forgot the word withdrew from the throne. Quit. There you go. Quit.


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[Assistant] Uh, so her uncle advocated the throne because he wanted to marry an American woman who had been divorced once and was in the process of getting divorced again. And the prime minister said, you can't do that. That's against the Church of England.


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[Assistant] So uh, so he just gave up the throne to be with this woman.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he suggested that, how about I marry her and I keep the throne, but she just not be called queen. And they're like, nah.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, it's interesting though, but the Prime Minister is the one that's telling the King, you can't do this. And uhm, but that feels good.


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[Assistant] So Queen Elizabeth's dad, his younger brother, then becomes caref-


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[Assistant] They do, they can't play Monopoly because it gets too heated.


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[Assistant] Uh, so the queen's uncle, he was just a wild card. Nobody wanted him to be the king. He just did dumb stuff.


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[Assistant] I guess the rule is when you get your face on the coin, you always look the opposite direction of the previous monarch.


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[Assistant] But he liked one side of his face cause that's where his hair was parted. So he insisted on being the same side of the coin. And then about the time they get them printed, he was king for less than a year.


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[Assistant] Oh wow. And then he was out. So there's like very few coins even out there. They're very rarely said if you have one with his face on it.


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[Assistant] Have you guys, uh, seen the movie The King's Speech? Yeah. Yeah.


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[Assistant] That was Queen Elizabeth's dad, he died at 56 and then she became queen at age 25.


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[Assistant] So then Queen Elizabeth becomes Queen, age 25. Her mother now has to call her your Royal Highness. I'm going back to the Matrix, so.


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[Assistant] I think one of the ones they do, like, don't they capture the prime minister or something?


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[Assistant] If you eat with the queen in the royal family, you have to eat fast because once she stops eating, you have to stop eating.


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[Assistant] You have to hold uh, hold your knife in your right hand.


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[Assistant] Well, Prince Charles has been first in line since he was three, and he's now in his seventies.


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[Assistant] I mean, for, for like 50 years, her mom had to call her daughter, uhm, Your Royal Majesty.


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[Assistant] Uh, in your left hand, instead of stabbing the food, you have to balance the food on the back of your fork and bring it to your mouth.


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[Assistant] Turn it, turn the fork over and balance it on the back of the fork and then maybe use your knife and lift it up.


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[Assistant] Maybe you get used to it. It's probably like chopsticks for the first time. It seems impossible and then you just figure it out.


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[Assistant] You're not supposed to touch a member of the royal family, especially the queen, but Michelle Obama ignored it and hugged Queen Elizabeth in 2009.


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[Assistant] I mean, unless maybe if she invited you to Prince Philip, you obviously touched her.


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[Assistant] Women can't cross their legs in the royal family. They can cross their ankles, but not their legs.


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[Assistant] There's like a whole thing they have to do. So Queen Elizabeth, when she was still Princess, was on vacation in Africa when her dad died. And she didn't have any funeral clothes. So she had to fly back. I guess her safari get up or something. So now it's just a rule. If you fly somewhere, you gotta have morning clothes as they call it.


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[Assistant] Two heirs to the throne can't fly together in case there was a crash.