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[Assistant] July 4th weekend, there's gonna be lots of people. I'm not gonna be down there, I don't have to work. Alright. Well actually, I'm gonna, I, yeah, I'm gonna, I'm gonna be there for like three hours on Monday. There you go. But it is freaking, uh, hot as balls, but it is busy out there.


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[Assistant] Well, they should have told you. Well, you would think if there was some issues with loud noises, especially like, I don't know, like four days before 4th of July, if there was issues with loud noises, if they didn't tell you and there was a problem, I'd call a lawsuit, even though I'm not into suing.


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[Assistant] Because it's really fatty.


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[Assistant] Yeah, fatty too. Super fatty and greasy. I love them.


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[Assistant] No, it's healthier, I think. It's probably less calories, much less fat in regular bread. Right. As opposed to croissants, but I do love croissants.


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[Assistant] Toasted. Yeah, with some cream cheese and egg with cream cheese.


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[Assistant] Yes, and, and then throw in some, eh, some ham, some like, grilled ham in there too. Oh, that'd be so nice.


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[Assistant] How often does she, so she has dual citizenship, how often does she live there now? She just going there for a few months a year.


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[Assistant] Yeah, just scrunch yourself in there. Cut me up in pieces, really small pieces, dig down deep.


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[Assistant] That's true. It's really the best way to go. Sure. Yeaah. And you don't take up space. Yeaah. Right. No one wants a body taking up space. Cause you know, down the road, I mean, well, the oceans are going to turn to acid in the next 25 years, but if they didn't, if they didn't, you know, those bodies are coming up anytime soon. Playing for both. Right, yeah. I mean, it's this, we're running out of space.


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[Assistant] And you, uh, and you just happen to run across, cause I like old cemeteries too in a weird way. I would walk through one if it was open.


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[Assistant] And I, and I only, I went to one once, barely remember it. That was like 80 years ago. Long ass time ago.


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[Assistant] Three or four deaths, unusual deaths, tied to actors that were in the movie. The first couple of movies actually.


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[Assistant] My brother is still legit, deathly scared of sharks, and because of jaws, and deathly scared of clowns, because of poltergeist. I saw the clown in the scene, you remember that?


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[Assistant] I told you, I already talked to you guys about the damn documentary I saw on Jaws, right?


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[Assistant] I watched a documentary on the movie. It went, it went uhm.


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[Assistant] Forever, you know, when Richard Dreyfuss, uh, when the movie came out and it finally got finished and they were like, oh, this is a good movie. Richard Dreyfuss before it came out was just like, this is not going to be a good movie.


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[Assistant] They fucked this movie up. It ended up being, yeaah, he shit talked it. Wow. Even before it came out. Because everyone was like, this is fucking crazy. Do they even have a movie? Everything's way over budget. They changed the fucking story all the time. The shark never worked. How the fuck is this ever gonna work?


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[Assistant] And then it ended up being fuckin' smash it. I know.


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[Assistant] I think it would, but there's probably legal reasons why it can't. Really? It doesn't look anything like it, meaning like it's been coated. It looks like the shell, but it's all white and nice and fiberglass as opposed to the ship that they had in Jaws, which was, you know, a beat up fucking, you know, thing.


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[Assistant] And they'll jump in a fucking, they'll jump in your boat and stab you and kill you.


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[Assistant] My buddy goes, uh, he goes shark fishing all the time. He won some, uh, he actually, yeah, he won a shark tournament out on whatever the fuck on Long Island. Arkansas. Montauk.


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[Assistant] Well yea, but they don't do shark fin soup anymore cause they used to, they used to just take the fins and let the fucking sharks just bleed out. Oh god. They would trap them all and yea, alright, let's change subject. Sorry.


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[Assistant] That guy's a very good actor, the local dude. He is. Yes he is. I watched a miniseries with him, it was like a seven or eight episode thing that my brother told me about. It was just, you know, it was a foreign thing, cause he's a foreign guy. And uh, and he, it was like some sort of like,


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[Assistant] Spy Mr. Thing, and it, you know, it was good, but I honestly, it was okay, but I watched it because it was him.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Yeaah. Hey, how about this, I'd like to see with you guys. Come on, let's do it. We can have a date, maybe we can have a date where we can all go. You shouldn't go yet, Thig.


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[Assistant] All right. Well, hey, listen, we should end it on that on fingers smelling. All right. Uh, thank you to everyone because you're amazing. We love you. Goodbye.


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[Assistant] Uhm, well, Thicc just said he heard Level Cap say something about just planes just magically appearing like out of the sky. Like they do in real life. I mean, this is a no-brainer, right? Everybody wants to jump in a jet and take off. Yes. Like a maverick. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Now listen, we're just kinda going on something we just listened to a few seconds ago.


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[Assistant] Like, I don't know if there's any, you say that maybe they'll bring back some old maps and, like, could you imagine? Caspian border with no airstrip. Who wants that? I would hate it!


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[Assistant] Well, if it was at a battlefield, there wouldn't even be a platform.


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[Assistant] I like that, cause listen, sometimes you jump into, especially like an older game, you try to find a server, there's nothing, you're like, well here's enough, here's a server, but there's not enough people, and it won't start.


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[Assistant] Yep. I got a movie idea based on this. Okay. So imagine, you know, like they got these games coming out where players are like in a game, like this new guy, is it new guy? Ryan Reynolds? Maybe, something like that. He's like in GTA, but he's an AI that kind of becomes aware. Yeah.


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[Assistant] So it's like a Bad News Bears kind of a movie. Yeah.


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[Assistant] So picture this, same kind of movie, characters are in game, and it's like a Bad News Bears, kinda like, you got the squad leader, and his NPCs, and he's like, come on guys. And you just, you're kinda dealing with that, you know, like the Bad News Bears, the guy's eating the boogers or something, you're like, you need to be watching the ball.


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[Assistant] I think October's gonna be a big month for games. Christmas. Gotta get those games out before Christmas. Holiday!


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[Assistant] Now is that to cool the machine or to like, to simulate wind in your face? To cool your head. Wind in the face would be fun. Like you're in a motorcycle game and it's blowing wind in your face.


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[Assistant] It's gonna be fine. It's fine. There's a lot of air condition there. Of course there is!


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[Assistant] Apologize. I meant it with my soul. Why did you land on August though? That's not even sick. Like you kind of want to go six months from the other one, don't you? We talked about this. What world do you live in?


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[Assistant] If you're a Marvel fan, I think you need to watch the movie. I'm glad I watched it. I want to know the backstory. And the family aspect of it to me is fantastic. Yes.


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[Assistant] Yeah, make no sense. So mad! Anyway, we had a good time. Oh, it was a good time. Me and Absarow and Anthony were there and a couple other friends. Just holding hands. Did you get some popcorn?


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[Assistant] We're good friends with the manager over there.


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[Assistant] They were selling, they were selling popcorn during the, during the pandemic for a while. Oh they were? Just popcorn. You can come order a popcorn, just trying to keep the door, yeah they were hurting man. They were hurting bad. That's fucking bizarre.


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[Assistant] Probably. Cause he takes them. Yea, he does. The same thing you could do if you looked in the box and did it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and then bring it. Then break the dam. Just send us a letter. Not too wordy.


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[Assistant] I didn't have time to write a short letter. You ever heard that? Okay.


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[Assistant] They're good things about those.


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[Assistant] Is this going to be part of the podcast? I hope so. What just happened? So, so Dralis just opened a LaCroix. Lemoncello flavored LaCroix. He offered me a taste and it's, it's, it almost has like a creamy almost float. It's got a, it's got a, it's got a.


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[Assistant] Yep, we're fucked. Yep. I was first, so I should be fine. Ooh, yeah, that's like ice cream. Isn't that nice?


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[Assistant] I thought you were going to say Andy McDowell. I think she lives up there, did.


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[Assistant] It shouldn't be, like you're saying, it shouldn't be legal. You know what, come to think of it, Victoria Jackson was in that commercial.


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[Assistant] That's the lottery, Afro gets that. Now did y'all see 30 Rock, what was the blonde's name? Jenna or? Jenna, yea. She's selling her underwear to her fans.


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[Assistant] Yep, I'm super loud. That's why I'm concerned. Yep. That's what happens. At that hour, you're right.


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[Assistant] Because this whole time y'all were at home on Discord thinking his phone was mine. And y'all didn't complain once. I don't think they thought it was yours because yours has a much different ringtone. Yours is very different.


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[Assistant] You don't like that? That, I've just- This is the exact opposite of what y'all told me the other day. The other day, you're like, yeah, we thought it was you. I was like, well, y'all were being so patient. I didn't.


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[Assistant] They are. They fucking are, man. Yeah, you're actually right.


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[Assistant] You might change your game style a little bit.


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[Assistant] Definitely. Between the last horde and the one we just did, I know many people died. Yeah.


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[Assistant] And you know, someone's gonna die in some dumb way, like when Dralis choked on a chick-fil-a nugget. Yeah, almost killed me. Like you're like, ah, I was just riding a bike and a bird came, and that was it. Right, bird gun. That's how I went out. A bird at the rock.


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[Assistant] How are you the only person that knows about this game?


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[Assistant] Yeah, we lose a few people. And then you got, you know, two people, maybe three people fighting the horde.


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[Assistant] We'll be a little bit more careful, yes. If you're walking on an I-beam of a skyscraper, you're like, eh, maybe I should get away from the edge a little bit. But we should still loot buildings. Of course, yeah.


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[Assistant] We should split off and make two channels.


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[Assistant] I don't think what you're saying is explaining to Simon what's going on.


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[Assistant] So Simon, imagine you can like make a bet on a stock. GameStop's an old company. They look like they're going into business. You won't buy one. It's like clearance sale. So a person can like wedge it and say, I think this stock is going to be worth less.


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[Assistant] In what, three months? It's called shorting. Shorting the stock. They're basically borrowing money from the broker. Say I'm going to buy this stock, but not for another three months. And they think it's going to go down.


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[Assistant] They had these big amount of people that said, well let's, let's reverse what they think is gonna do.


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[Assistant] It's crazy. Options are dangerous. Anybody that's dealing in options, you can lose more than you invest. That's the big thing.


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[Assistant] When the stock market started, or the idea of, I'm gonna invest in a company, you're supporting that company, you want that company to do well, now it's just become a gambling game. It's all gambling.


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[Assistant] Like, I don't listen. I don't know anything, so don't listen to me, but...


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[Assistant] But like what happens if you could, uh, do this to foreign exchanges? You know, like you could say, let's all invest in whatever this, this money from this country. And you could, could, that could get weird, right? Yeah, absolutely weird.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well I've heard people like Stitch Fix too, so I get that.


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[Assistant] But you know, I kind of like this same thing of not sometimes not making the decision of, you know, I wouldn't have tried that, but now you like it. Yeah. And I like that in food sometimes too. Like when you're not, you know, you go somewhere and someone else is making the food or you're at a buffet. So I'm like, this is what's on the table today. And you're like, man, I never would have tried this. This is good. Yep. That's uh, those same.


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[Assistant] No, bathrobes, like, they should make clothes out of bathrobes. Bathrobe is clothes. Yeah, but, like, the shirt I'm wearing now is not the same material as my bathroom.


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[Assistant] Yes, please. So the other day I had to go over to Thicke's house because Thicke Studios is over there and we're recording a new song. And uhm, so I go in, I wash my hands, and I forget if you had foam soap. We do, we do, yeaah. I don't remember being angry, so yeaah.


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[Assistant] And I'm kind of like, your hands are still a little bit wet, even though you've dried them off. Yeah. And I'm like wiping my hands and my, so my ring, my wedding ring is like loose. So it just slips off into the floor. And uhm, Vic has a dog named Bear who loves to eat anything on the floor.


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[Assistant] And then we're like, did he swallow it? Like, where is it? You know? And he's like, and then he's like, yeaah.


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[Assistant] Oh no, it wasn't the metal one, right? Yeah, it's like my, uh, my work. It's like a, what is it, a rubber kind of a- Oh, gotcha, yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, everybody buy Stalk and Alita Battle Angel 2. Hmm.


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[Assistant] Fazzoli's, we could bring Fazzoli's back. You know I was gonna say that earlier. You were? But they're around right? They're still around somewhere. Fast food Italian. Fast food Italian yo. Simon's favorite.


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[Assistant] What, what? Sorry, I stepped away. Talking about if we were to save other companies like GameStop. What would you want to save?


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[Assistant] I don't know how these places are open. Like you go to the mall, they got like glow in the dark putt putt or something like that. Yeah, it's a front. It's a front.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, so that was, uh, because the rent can't be cheap at the mall.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and now half this, half of the, like, I wouldn't say half are empty, but maybe 20% of the stores are empty. And what do they do? They put up some dumb display in the window, like, hey, check out the battleship, you know, or here's so and so's train museum. And they'll just have little trinkets in the window. And that looks, that looks tacky.


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[Assistant] But now our mall has done something I think might be working a little bit, where they've built kind of like, like a storefront by the road. Yeah. Some big, big stores like Dick's Sporting Goods. Exactly. So you have those pull into the front, get your sporting goods, but in the back of the store, you can go right on into the mall.


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[Assistant] Now the person holding the tray of samples, I could see them not giving you much resistance. And they're probably not even doing it right now with COVID. But I've known some Asian restaurant managers, they don't like you taking stuff that you're not supposed to get. So I could probably see some pushback there.


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[Assistant] A busy mall, though, is fun. And, you know, we were growing up, we all had busy malls. Are you disagreeing? You don't like a busy mall?


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[Assistant] Just like listen, cause I went to, uh, to Puerto Rico last year. Yeah. And their mall is still booming.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I think partially because maybe ordering stuff online is a little more difficult. Right. Like the island and stuff like that. Yep. But you walked in there and you felt like you were walking into the past of just people out, all this stuff going on, the food court's full of people, full of life. Hustle, bustle, hustle, hustle. It was fun to be there.


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[Assistant] When do y'all think we can do live events again? You think it'll be like fall or later than that? I would hope fall.


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[Assistant] Whenever it is safe again. Yes. I'm looking forward to like, we did, we did our live event here, uh, whenever it was, a year and a half ago. Yep. Something like that. I think it'd be fun if we had some sort of theme parties. Okay. Like, like maybe like a disco night or, uh, I mean, yeah, fuck yeah. Something crazy. That is, uh,


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[Assistant] Yeah, we did our stuff at a brewery. It was a big outdoor thing. Yeah. And it was just kind of come up. But yeah, let's just like one of the nights to just be, let's just pick a theme. Yeah. Funky with it.


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[Assistant] You're talking to a guy who led camping trips for two years. It's the best thing in the world.


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[Assistant] Now Apsara, when is the sequel Wanna See My Butthole coming out?


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[Assistant] The thing that interests me, and I, I used to just lurk on TikTok and that's how much of a dirty piece of shit that I am, but I actually created


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[Assistant] Like an account because of the duets, cause there's like people out there that's like, hey, they're playing guitar, they just play like a rhythm thing.


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[Assistant] And it's not, it's not always like the Widdly Widdly stuff. It could be like jazz or blues or whatever, but I would like to play along with what they're doing. Yeah, but not, but not the, but not the like, yeah, like rhythmic good stuff. I mean, whatever, but, but that's why I created an account.


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[Assistant] Uhm, even though I've, I will sit on the toilet for hours and my legs will go numb. Yea. Just scrolling through all sorts of things. Tick tocking all day. Tick tocking away. Or thick talking as they call it now.


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[Assistant] All of our music's on Tik Tok, so if people wanted to like lip sync music on Tik Tok, and people have, they've, you know, uh, Duty Calls, Survivor Evolved, um, yeaah, stuff like that. No one's done anything to Documents yet, but that's a new song, so if you wanna do something to Documents, it's just been


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[Assistant] The karaoke thing, which after long thought, uh, I didn't know that, I would want to see our faces reacting to people doing this, but we're not all on board with showing our faces even though people know what we look like!


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[Assistant] I think that Simon though is the most loved and adored person. If anybody was like, which one do you want to see? I think at the top of the list it'd be Simon. Probably Simon. You're absolutely nuts.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think that should be a term now, like, hey guys, I'm making public sex fine money. That's where you just don't care, you're like, yeah, fine me.


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[Assistant] The ones that I like doing are the pep talks.


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[Assistant] Neaths, didn't you do an animation, like it was one of your first ones, I believe, that was like a... Oh, self-help. Self-help, yeaah.


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[Assistant] But maybe not wear it for a day like on a sunny day, like a real sunny day, and then shave it the next day. Right.


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[Assistant] Yeah, basically the biggest change from Just Cause 3 to Just Cause 4 was the 3 to the 4. And they added tornadoes.


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[Assistant] Uhm, another game that you were looking forward to, uh, Duralius, Atomic Heart.


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[Assistant] Oh no, I was going to ask about that Void Train game, but planned release date is 2022.


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[Assistant] Zombies like never get old. That would not get old. Always fun. I would also like to see a clothesline if possible.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah. If you could, uh, if we could talk to somebody about that.


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[Assistant] Probably not something for our channel, but.


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[Assistant] That should be a thing, uh, Millennial Connect 4, it's where all the chips are the same color. Everybody wins! You both win!


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[Assistant] I bet we don't know each other's favorite colors though.


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[Assistant] And I grew up in Cleveland, so you can imagine. Especially during, like say, it sucked. Uh, because like, there was a lot of racism, like when I was growing up, and like, even like family members, who have long passed, but.


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[Assistant] You know, my, my interpretation at first of, of, you know, anybody that wasn't white was like, oh, these are not good people.


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[Assistant] And then I met him and I was like, what the hell's wrong with you guys? These guys are great!


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[Assistant] That's, that's as positive as you can get as, you know, looking past people's, uh, differences.


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[Assistant] The little town I grew up in had a pancake house. So, I had to call them pancakes. It was all I knew. Not a flapjack house. No, nope. No, nothing was said about either of those. It was the pancake house.


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[Assistant] Always. Now I want some good hot pancakes, some eggs, some bacon.


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[Assistant] Yeah, how does this smell like coffee and cigarettes already? It's been a day. Yeah, and you can't smoke in here. Or have coffee. Yeah, it's weird. Right.


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[Assistant] That'd be a fun drink. I'd like a depresso, please. I want you to be the best out, so.


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[Assistant] It would probably just be like brown liquor or something, I dunno.


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[Assistant] Be a fun mix though, a baseball game mix with like monsters are coming at you, so you gotta hit em, like the pitcher throws you the ball.


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[Assistant] You have to hit the monster in the outfield or something coming at you. That could be a good VR game.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I noticed that upon like a second or third watching. I probably should have said something like, you do not see the gas through the mirror in the back. Yeah. I just kind of wrote that off as because there's a mirror in the back. But yeah, maybe that should have probably been made more transparent. Did I just make RJ


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[Assistant] Speaking of that company, uhm, there was a pretty funny picture posted online of the old Machinima offices, and it's a spirit of Halloween now, but it still has the Machinima studios and like the big M on the side of the building. Oh really? Is that the Halloween store there now? Yeah, so it's like, eh, it's the old building, but it's a spirit of Halloween.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, I think the unfortunate reality with that organization was it was all funded on venture capital. Oh, let's get a bunch of people under one banner and let's make content and then just the numbers ultimately didn't make any sense.


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[Assistant] That was their biggest issue. Old industry guys trying to figure out this new industry. You should have put people that knew what they were doing in charge.


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[Assistant] So then, so now everything's kinda up in the air and no one's really sure what's going on. But the biggest thing, I mean, the biggest thing was like, Battlefield isn't that good right now.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so I mean, I could absolutely see benefit friends coming back if six is good and we kind of push for it.


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[Assistant] We have to feel that the Battlefield franchise is back in a spot where we're excited about it.


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[Assistant] I guarantee half of New Zealand is probably covered in like hobbit holes or some shit. And let's not forget this. Just from all the tourism.


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[Assistant] What was it about cats that made them so revered?


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[Assistant] I believe he might have gone too. Yeah, he was a cross. It's like, okay, when you're in this area or, you know, you only see the brochure picture and nobody's there and the place looks gorgeous. Then when you get there, there's a thousand people and it's just surrounded by just buildings that are falling apart. I just imagine there's countless. It's crazy.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't know if we brought this up or yet on the podcast. Those monkey fights?


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, it's, you know, that, that there's a place in India where there's a, you know, Carl Pilkington went there. There's a bunch of monkeys running around and they're always eating tourist food.


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[Assistant] Well, 2020 had, COVID happened and the tourism dried up, so all of a sudden...


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[Assistant] It's amazing. It's amazing because it shows you what


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[Assistant] Shit, you can make 700 bucks in that day.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's, it's the most like, I had fun, it was the most unsafe I felt in quite a while. Why didn't we go out back? Yeah, at least just as far as the pandemic, cause like, nobody was wearing a mask there. Like, not one damn person. You had to wear a mask when you went up to the bar. Right. Yeah. That was it. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Little Buffet and Boogie. It's a good name for the place. Let's go down to Buffet and Boogie and get some damn chicken wings.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you become something else. Makes sense. Yeah, become a party place. Yeah, why not? Sell some drinks, line dancing, which, whatever. Whatever you're into, great. That's great. That's not dumb and stupid. That's fine.


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[Assistant] I don't know either, I thought it was the, it's not the ball gag you put in your mouth, is it?


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[Assistant] But for episodes where we're like, hey, we're gonna go fight a dragon this episode. Please call me. Yea, you're in. You want action. I do. You have no interest in building.


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[Assistant] Well, Minecraft's one of those games that it, it, it, it, it almost seems endless.


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[Assistant] Yeah, games has always been one of those things that's really easy to criticize, but yeah, once you get into the nitty gritty, making a game is a hard thing to do.


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[Assistant] To me, a lot of the times with survival games, I enjoy, like, the first few hours the most. Because it is a struggle to survive. And it's a scramble. Yea, it's a scramble, it's a challenge. Like, Raft. Raft was one of those games, like, food was always going down the rod.


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[Assistant] We'll be back. But it was fun because yeaah, you were constantly worried about that. Yeaah. You were constantly engaged. Always.


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[Assistant] Right, right. I've seen the menu systems in Arma, and it's, yeah, I just imagine a session of that full of a thousand whys, hows, and what's.


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[Assistant] That's some of the problems with Battle Royale is most of the time you don't win.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but it's the excitement of the excitement of the win isn't worth the thousands of times you don't disagree. But yeah, and that's, and that's where, yeah, I just disagree. Like I play games for a power fantasy. Like I want to be the hero. I want to be the guy running around, but I don't like, you know, I don't want to feel just like another pawn.


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[Assistant] That's the other thing with Battle Royale games is like yeaah, there's no character that's advancing. You know what I mean? It's like you drop in and you're back to zero every time. You've made no progress. You've made zero progress with your character.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well that's fun too, because even if you die, you respawn and get right back into the action. Yeah. Yeah. See, I like that better. Like, that's another thing with the Battle Royale is that it makes me upset. It's like, yeah, as soon as you drop in, you die, and it's like, okay, back to the menus. Doesn't take that long, though.


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[Assistant] I mean, I love the uh, Mario Odyssey. Yeaah. And in all the Mario games, it's like they start out very simple, but in order to like, collect everything, like, there's challenge there.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm talking about, yeah, just platforming. Good old school platforming challenge. Love that.


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[Assistant] It's gonna be a little bit more affordable, not as big powerhouses, but damn, our first, our first party software is gonna be killer. And it's so pretty. Like, they've gotta...


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[Assistant] I'm ready for the new Zelda. I know they announced another one. I think they're using the same world and same engine as Breath of the Wild.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but I feel like I've definitely seen movies where it's like, this isn't a, you know, oh, this movie won all these awards. You gotta watch, like, Lady and the, uhm, Lady and the Water. The one where the lady's trying to fuck the fish the whole time, right?


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[Assistant] Toilet. Toilet. Man. That's gross. And now there's an advanced civilization growing in it.


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[Assistant] That's not bad. Hey, we should- No, it's saliva. Your body got rid of it for a reason. Don't put it back in there.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. That was a surprise, uh, you guys ever listen to the H3, H3 podcast?


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[Assistant] They had a Papa John on recently. Oh. And really fascinating podcast. Just tell me details.


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[Assistant] A lot of the stuff that's been said about him is total bullshit. That's what I heard. Yeaah. So, uh, but yeaah, go listen to the podcast. It's a very interesting. Check it out. Cause he was like kinda screwed over by his company for this whole like, uh, he said the n-word kinda thing. But obviously he got like blown way out of proportion, but it was done by his like board of directors.


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[Assistant] Like yea, just like, fast, fascinating corporate. They threw em under? Yeah, throw em under the bus, like there's real fascinating corporate intrigue, you know? Like, mmm.


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[Assistant] I mean, they're pretty high, which they got some good technology behind them. They're, you know, in my opinion a little too high, but that's my opinion.


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[Assistant] It is cool over here. It's a fire hazard. Where you're sitting is a fire hazard. Where you're sitting is a fire hazard. You're blocking the fire! Closer to the extinguisher though. We've got the fire extinguisher in the exit. Blocking our exit, yea.


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[Assistant] The fact that you try to suppress it means it gets put out even more.


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[Assistant] What? What? What is going on over here? I'm just looking at Simon. I think he wants to participate in this conversation, but he's just kind of like, hmmmm. I don't have much. Okami. Just kind of. Okami. Okami.


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[Assistant] I was, I was looking for it real quick on Steam, hold on. It's interesting sometimes how they come up with these like, kinda like catchphrases to teach.


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[Assistant] People or kids things, or like, beware of stranger danger, or like, uh, I remember when I was in Australia, they had this thing, they wanted everybody to use sunscreen. So they came up with a song, it was like, slip, slop, slap. And it was like, slip into something, slop on the sunscreen, slap on a hat.


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[Assistant] You did. You just said the car's done, and you left it on the side of the road. Like, if you do a lot of things like that, your parents are probably like, you have to be home at nine.


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[Assistant] No, I never got arrested. Well, you get a call from whatever the general story. Do you know your son was trying to flush Slim Jams in the toilet or whatever? No. Right. After a while you start to worry.


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[Assistant] I thought a car was cool when I was a kid. Cars are neat, huh?


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[Assistant] Football game or something, like a high school football game, I think I was a freshman. Then I saw one of the students, like, had his keys in his hand, he was like, twirling his keys around, I was like, man, look at that. That's so cool, he's got a car. This kid's got a car. What was your first car? Uh, a Nissan 280Z. Did we talk about this already? Maybe. I'm sure we covered it. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, we did. I feel like it would have come up.


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[Assistant] You can see out, but the sun can't see in. That was the one that went into the ditch. No. Yeaah. Yeaah. You just left it. Oh, it was done. Where's your car? Where's your car Simon? It's done. Don't worry about it. It's like Anthony with water bottles. Yeaah, right?


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[Assistant] I did a lot of it this last weekend. Were you driving or just sitting in your parking lot? Driving.


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[Assistant] I love it. Well Daniel, uh, Daniel texted me today from how it should have ended. What's he doing? Well he just said, uh, I just thought it was funny because a friend of his was at work and I guess they're having some, uh, like,


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[Assistant] Dip challenge. I guess people gotta make dips. Okay. And one of the girls said, uh, oh, they had to name it. And one girl said, let's call it dip dip potato chip. And I guess he didn't know.


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[Assistant] I guess this other lady he worked with was also a Neves gaming fan, and then they, then his Daniel's friend told him, then it got back to me.


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[Assistant] And that's what he sent you. Yeaah. And now you're suing the girl. That was my text this morning. Yeaah, we've got, we've called Bar Lawyer. We've... We're hoping. Don't you dare use that name on your...


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[Assistant] You know what's happening? What? Cause I, I never get- Streisand effect? Hardly ever get personal calls.


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[Assistant] But no, listen, they aren't personal calls. Whatever it is, the whole phone industry's going to crap again. With all the sales calls and all the fake calls. None of that changes the fact that phones go


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[Assistant] I hope no one ever calls me in an emergency situation and I don't get the call. Not while we're recording anyway, you know?


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[Assistant] I kid, I don't want an emergency to happen. All it needs woulda got that call. Yeaah. The whole family woulda been safe.


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[Assistant] Yeah, the first seven bites are all just rap and lettuce.


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[Assistant] You can slide them underneath your pants. All the way up to the taint.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. What's our name? Pretty Nate. Let's hope we do this. We'll give him a jingle.


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[Assistant] I'm not good at recognizing people anymore.


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[Assistant] I could go to the store right now and know everybody around me and not recognize them.


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[Assistant] Here lately, we've all gotten this routine. We come to work around the same people every day. Used to be when I worked I was always seeing new people.


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[Assistant] It's funny if it's intentional. Well, it's mean. But I don't understand why you think that'd be funny. I'd give him the thumbs up on that. But, like, let's say you really like the person, but you're like, it'll be funny just to see how long I can say nice to meet you. Yeah. Right.


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[Assistant] And you probably know your childhood number. Yes, I mean like the house when I was a kid, yeaah. Like your phone number, yeaah.


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[Assistant] Technology, what are you looking forward to? I mean- Smart stop lights. Why has this not happened yet? Right. How many thousands of- We talked about that. Tesla's are going on and the stop lights can't tell when a car is coming or not.


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[Assistant] This seems like a quick, quick fix. We gotta fix the roads first.


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[Assistant] Right now it feels like lights are, um, like on purpose doing this stuff. They're trolling you. Like, it'll be night, nobody's around, green light, as soon as you get there, red. No other cars come anywhere. It's like, I just want to stop you. Just singlin' you out.


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[Assistant] I might start leaving future me notes because I've, I find myself in situations all the time where I like, oh, I don't know. I'll be doing some accounting or doing something. I'll go, ah, man.


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[Assistant] I'm not sure where I was last time. What am I gonna do? And then I'll look in there like, oh, there's a thing, like prepared for me, like something I did six months ago or a year ago to make my life easier in the future. And I'm like, pass me, you're so brilliant.


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[Assistant] I wrote everything out for ya. I kinda do that already. I have a, uh, a Google doc. Winky face.


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[Assistant] So what you need to do, Thicc, is get a little bag, put a little sweater in there or hoodie, write yourself a note with a winky face, put it in the back of your car. I like that idea a lot. And maybe a snack. Oh wow, a surprise snack.


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[Assistant] It's usually spot on. Yeah, well not according to Uni Panther. I'm gonna need an example from Uni Panther. Just wait till the next time you talk. Cause it's probably gonna be like the best comparison ever. Stand by.


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[Assistant] No. You're gonna watch all the episodes? You're gonna need the footage for the podcast. Nooo. Yeah. People like that series.


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[Assistant] I guess that's where his health got low. Take us home, Neebs. Final comment. Oh, I got a comment from Jordan Raeber.


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[Assistant] Ladies and gentlemen, I hope you have a wonderful week. I hope whatever dreams you have in your head, you start working towards today. Take one step toward making your life the best it can be. Have a great week!


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[Assistant] A lot of us started the day off this way.


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[Assistant] We said let's go to the park and try it out. Let's see if we can grab the wrench.


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[Assistant] When I ran and jumped today, I was like, whoa, yeah, I've gotta, I gotta get, get back into shape here when it comes to running and jumping.


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[Assistant] He used different muscles for different things. If you're not used to doing those, I think Thick could get up to touching the rim if he worked on it for a few


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[Assistant] Which is great. You know what? Also, if you have your back to the goal and you make it, like the shot, you know how you do that? Over the back? Yup. 10 points. From where? Anywhere.


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[Assistant] While we're talking about changing rules, okay, I watched part of a football game the other day.


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[Assistant] And then I watch it for a minute, then I realize this two minutes on the clock is actually going to be 30 minutes. That's how it works. No. No.


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[Assistant] How about the 2 minutes is more like 7 minutes. If you can't play football without taking a 10 minute break after every play, you shouldn't play football.


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[Assistant] There's my problem with Mandalorian, you know? Go for it. Go. You got a ship. It's probably the most expensive coolest thing you own. You gotta be aware of where you park it. Yea, right. Constantly. He just parks it anywhere. Leaves it open half the time. With the baby. Yea. Right.


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[Assistant] Like any time someone's touching, it can shoot a flare up or page him. Oh, look at this, my ship. Hey, your ship's being taken apart by Jawa's.


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[Assistant] By the way, where's the baby Yoda right now? And he could always park a lot closer to where he's going. That ice bar he went, he parked six miles from this place. Yeah!


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[Assistant] Watch it. It's really good. And what you were saying was we're doing these little chapters where you don't see the same characters more than one episode really. Yeah.


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[Assistant] So, Black Sails did a really good job of introducing a bunch of villains staggered. You meet this guy, he's there for a while, then another bad guy, so you're getting these like, these little story arcs from these-


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[Assistant] Yeah, and some of these characters, they're bad guys, but then they're good guys. Like, wait a minute, this character just flipped. That's always fun. Yeah. And I like that a lot about Black Sails. And, uh, Astro and I are actually watching another show simultaneously right now. Kind of, yeah. We're watching Turn.


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[Assistant] They've got like one or two villains that apparently are gonna last the entire show. It's like, there's never that, you want that payoff every now and then like, oh finally, they got the pirate. Like you know, something every three or four episodes or something. With Turn, you feel like you're never gonna get any justice. It's like waiting for that couple to fuck back in like the old


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[Assistant] But still you have, well, I mean, some things are like, you know Washington's probably gonna make it out. Uh, you know Benedict Arnold's stories and what. But there's a lot of characters that aren't, you know, historically known names and you don't know how their story's gonna turn out.


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[Assistant] Since there's no baby Yoda's available for this Christmas, get your manscaped. That's it! Manscaped. You have problem with dingleberries? Shave that stuff. What? Get manscaped.


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[Assistant] No, but the mandal- like why are the Mandalorians so badass? I don't know why they want to live there. The place looks miserable. When he goes home and they're all sitting on that bench in the dark and there's the one lady that makes the stuff, you're like, they don't even have a TV, not a couch.


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[Assistant] What? He don't, cause, uh, what's his name? Carl Weathers is like, hey, go take a, go go to Universe Studios. He said, nah. Which he wouldn't, he'd go to Disney. I want my next job.


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[Assistant] I'm getting the picture that you don't like any of it.


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[Assistant] Okay. The credits. I've been telling people, it's like, this show's too short. And they're like, nah, it's 30 minutes. I'm like, the credits are way, the credits are 15 years long. They milk everything.


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[Assistant] Neves, I can't watch this, this looks too weird. It's being ridiculous. And I'm like, unlike the first ones they made, they all look weird. Like when does cats not ever look weird? Well, it's always been just on Broadway.


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[Assistant] I don't understand that though. That would annoy me if that's how people communicated.


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[Assistant] You got the table here. Oh I realized the other day that I don't, except for memories, I don't know one song from Cats. I don't either. I don't know any songs from Cats.


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[Assistant] Now, uh, everybody wanna know if we could dunk a basketball. No one, but do-


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[Assistant] What would you do? You'd put bumblebee on it. Everybody loves bumblebee.


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[Assistant] Oh, look at you, huh? Doing something different, Neebs. You're the one that started different.


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[Assistant] Now can you try to over-annunciate? I will try to.


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[Assistant] Oh man. Chicken piccata. It's good. So good. You're fucking enough with your chicken piccata.


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[Assistant] Right. As of today. Thank you. You're getting more tolerant as you get older. Exactly. I'm already so fucking old.


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[Assistant] What did you use? Which service? I think Grubhub? You had a question in your voice when you said that.


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[Assistant] And look, in two hours, you should be getting this free anyway.


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[Assistant] Well probably, here's why I think that. We have a teenager in the house who got it. Like a dummy. Just a random teenager.


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[Assistant] I know, they found him sleeping in the rafters. And then so last Wednesday, I get a fever. Haven't gone anywhere in forever, you know. So he had it and all of us were quarantined, you know, for about a week. And then about a week into the quarantine, I get a fever.


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[Assistant] Chills. They're multiplying. Um, body aches. Yeah, so we, I mean, we're quarantined anyway. But, I'm about a week into this thing, and chills are gone, aches are gone, a little bit wheezy, but for the most part, getting back to normal.


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[Assistant] No, I had a day last week where I kinda got back in bed for a while, but I haven't slowed down too much.


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[Assistant] Yeah, like when I get feeling better and feel safe leaving the house, I guess, I guess you can do a test on the back end, huh? See if you got antibodies or something.


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[Assistant] Yep. And then if I do, I'll go give plasma or something. See if I can't help out. Yeah, that's a good idea.


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[Assistant] I was gonna say, you need the pill day calendar.


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[Assistant] Those scripts seem like they were made in an ad lib book. You just fill in some stuff. You know what I'm saying?


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[Assistant] Look, there's only so much stuff on Netflix. Sometimes you just gotta go, well, I need to watch something. Watch Umbrella.


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[Assistant] Okay, I'm watching Umbrella Academy right now, but I still got a ways to go. Connected, I will put on my radar. Trust me.


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[Assistant] I saw a couple hannas, they were really dragging it out. Oh yea. I heard it gets better.


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[Assistant] Yeah? If they can take a mustache off Superman.


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[Assistant] Y'all wanna talk hurricanes? Yeah, let's talk.


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[Assistant] When they're picking hurricane names, they should go. It's gonna hit this country and this one. Let's pick one they can all say. Right? Peter. Hurricane Peter. Bob. Tim.


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[Assistant] And Adahup was what, like 36, 40 some hours without power.


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[Assistant] Did any of you guys watch, uh, Bob and Doug come back from space? Sounds like a cheesy movie, doesn't it?


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, it's, it's, uh, well first of all, it's hard to get good footage of that. Uh, where do you put the camera, I guess. And then they're talking about, we don't have a signal because of plasma or something. And then, when they finally do get it, you can kinda, they're tracking it pretty well, I guess. But then it's all blurry, cause who knows, they're probably shooting it from 10 miles away.


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[Assistant] But then it gets in the water, and they pick it up with a boat, that takes like an hour, and they sit it down, and then you gotta wait like another hour for they open the door. Ugh. I could be watching Umbrella. Or Starsky and Hutch.


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[Assistant] I think for me, when you realize the parachutes worked, that'd be a kind of a checkpoint. A big moment, big moment.


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[Assistant] I'm the only guy that followed your advice about Schitt's Creek, and the only guy that followed your advice about Down to Earth. You took a couple weeks on Down to Earth, so. I'll share it with you.


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[Assistant] Schitt's Creek is really good. Yeah, give yourself a little time to get to know the characters, but uhm, super simple. It all takes place mainly around this hotel and small town. Right. And the characters really grow on you.


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[Assistant] Well it depends, like I love shows, like I love travel shows. And this is kind of traveling and then touching on different, you know, things about clean energy and water and other stuff. So it's worth a watch.


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[Assistant] That's what you'd score it as, right? It's, it's no idiot abroad. But if you're, if you need more travel shows, watch it. Give a fucking score, Neebs. Wow. Six, six and a half, seven.


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[Assistant] Is this like a, you said this is like a 2D side scroller?


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[Assistant] The one that's hooked to the weather data.


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[Assistant] If you're downloading your games with 24 discs, your computer probably ain't gonna run it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I have. That looks fun, doesn't it? I don't know. Nope, never seen it. I'll give you the breakdown.


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[Assistant] Seth Rogen, back in the, what, 20s? 30s? It's gonna be a Hollywood schlock. He falls into a pickle vat, and he wakes up like, what, 80 years later? 100 years later? Yea, he wakes up in present day, right?


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[Assistant] Cause the pickle juice preserved him. Preserved him. And then he meets his like great grandson. Who's also Seth Rogen. So, I know you're hooked.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't know about that. Eh, I mean, why? It just, it seems like one of those one-off games.


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[Assistant] It's, it's more fun to stream it than it is to do a video. Okay. Like, cause you're live with people. I don't know. To me, that's how I feel about it.


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[Assistant] Oh, this is gonna be great! It just reminds me of GTA a lot, like you, you and what, 50 other people just trying to achieve something and then getting eliminated or moving on to the next round.


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[Assistant] Well like, I'm just saying as far as like, when you're playing GTA and you're in a race and you look back and you see the whole community, cause they're always behind us cause we're good. Oh, okay.


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[Assistant] Just going at it at the same time, just competing for first place.


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[Assistant] Yeah, this El Topo movie looks pretty crazy. Yeah. I got it. I don't even know why you're bringing it up. Well, it was still on my, cause I searched it, cause like, why is it on this movie?


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[Assistant] One of the social platforms? Yeah. Facebook? Nope. Twitter? Nope. Golden Corral communities? Spotify! No.


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[Assistant] Oh, perfect. Yeaah, I grenade-ed myself.


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[Assistant] And I can't be the one to do it. And then we'll go back to my point. Real quick. Real quick. Alright, so set it up.


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[Assistant] Okay. That's the only pickle that I've eaten where I'm like, mmm, that's a good pickle. It's a little, little bite sized pickle in there mixed in with a bunch of other stuff. That's the only way I can eat pickle.


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[Assistant] Obviously PewDiePie, like Minecraft's been kinda back on YouTube for a second, and then we're like, should we do Minecraft again? And Alex just like lit up. Yeah. He was like, yes, I wanna do Minecraft, we should do Minecraft, let me do Minecraft. Uh, I know some mods we can put on, some shaders we can get in there, uh, you guys can do all this stuff. He's like, he just went off and it was like, perfect.


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[Assistant] Like, I looked at him and I was like, this man needs to edit Minecraft right now. He's got a heart on for it, he's got a passion. How do you not? You gotta do it at that point.


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[Assistant] Hold on, back up. I like Neebs' idea. Can we get you, uh, tattoos? With the controls for the games we play?


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[Assistant] It's gonna take a lot of work. Maybe somebody out there in the community can design Simon a nice hint of tattoo. No, let's not waste anyone's time. All the controls from Minecraft. We don't need that.


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[Assistant] That was good too, it's old. I haven't seen it in years, and I kinda wanna watch the, uh, the original before I watch this one just to catch my brain up. But in the meantime though, but this is a prequel, so. Oh, so I don't have to.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm sure that had to be a real after he threw up for an hour.


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[Assistant] I like those. Put it like, let those go near a lake at night.


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[Assistant] Maybe, but it's also, like I would, it's a much smaller crew, like you remember like when we were in Germany and you would see those little hotel boats?


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[Assistant] My, uh, my uncle, uh, his, his, his lady was out of town and it was his best friend's 60th birthday. Oh boy. They partied. Yep. Yes, they did. Yeah, they were partying hard.


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[Assistant] Well for, uh, first we listened to what, Dream Theater? Dream Theater? Well, it all started, well, it was crazy because we were on our, we was on the porch, and he was like, man, you gotta hear this song, help me out, Neebs. Metal Church by Metal Church.


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[Assistant] And like, we heard a Dream Theater song, and then he was like, wait, you guys need to see Dream Theater live. He went upstairs and got a CD, and then put in live Dream Theater. Which, I will say, a lot of that was entertaining.


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[Assistant] The musicians in Dream Theater are great. Lead singer's like, eh, you guys could probably lose the lead singer of this band, and you guys would be awesome. But, uh, so we watched Dream Theater for a bit, and then he was like, you guys gotta see Megadeth. And he puts on Megadeth, and it's like what, Dave Mustaine? Yep.


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[Assistant] Yeah, of course, but yeah, but Megadeth itself, like, at least that performance we watched was, there was no energy to it. And then, after one or two Megadeth songs, he puts in a Metallica, uh, DVD, and then just polar opposite, because Metallica comes on stage, and they're just like, we're going! And all those guys, like, just had crazy energy.


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[Assistant] Yeah, cuz he's a metal guy. Yeah, and he had never heard that way I got right into it


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[Assistant] There's a lot of new stuff in there, like I know there, uh, we haven't faced them yet, but like there are these evil villagers that kind of roam around, roam around the world. They have like, uh, evil villager bases that we can attack.


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[Assistant] It's a, it's a, it's a whole new game from when we played. So that's what's exciting about it to me. It's the same game, but it's different.


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[Assistant] Let your friend pick your song. You don't know the words. You destroy it and you don't care.


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[Assistant] What was I saying the wrong word? I don't know. I kept saying jiving instead of giving. Whole songs. Said the wrong word.


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[Assistant] To reality show, uh, so you're minding your own business, all of a sudden, ether, someone got you and you wake up in a situation, but it's, it's, it's not real. You really got ethered, but you wake up with the controls of an airplane and it's flying, but really it's a remote control airplane or there's another pilot in the back and you think you got to land that plane.


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[Assistant] You just like watching sports. I do like sports. Yeah. Quality performance. Or funny things. So you just wanna see a match of something.


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[Assistant] Yeah. You just wanna see something get shot or blown up. If it's anything other than that, like communication or discussion.


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[Assistant] No, it's just, uh, it's weird, hasn't it? Like, we get so wrapped up in what we're doing at our little base. Like, we were gonna get together last episode, but we were busy, like, doing a thing in the sea. And we just didn't get around to it, cause the sea thing we were doing was really just, we kept failing.


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[Assistant] It's a good policy. The socks I got, I really like the socks.


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[Assistant] Thank you! Actually, you know what? I would like to have, would this be weird if I wore leg warmers? Yep.


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[Assistant] Okay, well I mean I wouldn't wear it with shorts. This is for the winter. Like here's the thing, like I get cold sometimes. Yes, right. In the winter usually. That's rare. I'd like to have some leg warmers where like, oh you know what, I'm kinda cold. Shoes off, leg warmers under the pants, shoes on. That's not a bad idea, right? No, it's fine.


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[Assistant] Then it's not weird. But then you get to work and you're like, you know what? Getting hot. Leg warmers off. Okay.


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[Assistant] How are y'all excited about this one and not the leg warmers?


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[Assistant] Okay, here's what we want. Think I like where you're going with this.


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[Assistant] It's a thick wool sock that will go all the way up to your leg creases. Oh, all the way up there? Like your taint area. But you can push them all the way down to your ankle.


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[Assistant] When you're cold, all the way up. It'd be two leg sleeves, basically. Leg sleeves. The thing is, I don't want to wash them every day. I want to have one pair that I can wear more than once. And I feel like if you're wearing socks, you gotta wash them. That's a one use thing. A sock's a one use thing.


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[Assistant] Does anybody, after you go to the, you go to a gym, the thing where they want you to wipe the equipment down. Yeah. Like spray.


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[Assistant] Yeah, like I don't really sweat ever unless it's like really hot. That's why I need the leg warmers because I'm more of a cold-natured person. Okay. But they have like all these signs you gotta wipe this down like I didn't there's nothing on it. You touched it though.


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[Assistant] But there's nothing on it. My shorts touched it in my t-shirt.


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[Assistant] He's a Disney cruiser. Oh god. You're doing Disney cruise. I saw Moana on a Disney cruise.


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[Assistant] Alita! I don't think that's true. I think that's a thick one.


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[Assistant] Yeah, thank god. Niebs was confident in that claim. Man, I thought, man, if, if Afzir had been debating me, I'd have been like, oh boy, I don't know, but. Because he's super smart. When was the last time?


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[Assistant] It's been a long time. About 16 seconds ago.


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[Assistant] Right? Right. It does, buddy. You're good. As long as it's about you. Yeah. It's your world. We're just in it. Well, thanks for joining me. Thanks for joining us, everyone.


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[Assistant] I've been saying for a while, maybe in my mind, uh, we should do beer reviews. Like, just switch gears completely.


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[Assistant] I'm trying to figure out what's on the back end of this because it's really good. Is it more beer?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I would be, uh, yeah, I would love to go back to the forest, uhm, in that setting. Looks like we might.


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[Assistant] Now let me ask you guys this, because I don't like to humor my kids or tell them that they're good at something when they're not. Because I remember my younger daughter, she says, oh I'm good at playing goalie. And I just, just immediately, like a snake bite, no you're not. You can't even pump the ball. You gotta practice to get good.


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[Assistant] But even saying that, I don't. Here's the thing. Here's the thing is I never want them to guess what I'm thinking. And this with anybody, I want to be very transparent. Let them know that, uh, I'm supportive and what they want to do, unless it's, um, dance or singing because they can't sing.


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[Assistant] Well my older one mentioned, she's like, oh, I'm taking drama, I really like it, I wanna, I might wanna be an actress. I said, well you wanna be a welder too, because you're gonna need something to pay the bills while you're trying to act.


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[Assistant] So we have the community college that has a film program, which is awesome. And then we have UNCW, a larger school, which is more money.


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[Assistant] Navigate the entire set. Yeah, absolutely. And honestly, if someone came to us, we were looking for an editor, which we have been in the past, and someone came to us and they're like, hey, here's my reel. And another person came to us, hey, here's my reel. We don't give a shit about your degree, it's your body of work, like you said.


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[Assistant] My dad had a procedure done recently and uh, obviously he didn't pay this much because he's got Medicaid or something like that, but my mom was just telling me the bill for that was $160,000.


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[Assistant] I think the best way to save that one was the last time he ate something here. It had to be something


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[Assistant] Yeah, he mentioned that the monkey ate something the first time he was there, and it was an eight ball. And coming out, that could possibly be painful. So, the last time he ate something, he remembers eating something there, and it was painful coming out. This was a bad joke.


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[Assistant] Okay, well listen, I need you guys to hold me accountable to something because I want to do a video where all our dogs meet. Oh yea, I heard, yea. So, don't let me not do it. Where are we doing it?


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[Assistant] This is gonna be Indy's first time having him. Yea. Yea, Emily was fine with it, yea. Give it a 4 out of 5.


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[Assistant] I like it when we get sponsors that like, are awesome. That sounds very interesting.


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[Assistant] It seems very, yeaah, Canadian, midwestern.


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[Assistant] Oh yea, the suits. They have some of the best shrimp and grits in town. Really? Yes. Believe it or not. It's thicker.


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[Assistant] That goes away, it's fucking phenomenal. You know what? You want a game changer for sour cream? Add some... Yogurt. ...smoked paprika to it. Oh. Smoked paprika. And, uh, yeaah, it becomes pretty amazing.


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[Assistant] I'm more of a fresh jalapeno guy. Oh, I got a question for you, sir. Yeah, here we go.


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[Assistant] Now, I will say this, uh, at my house, and I'm gonna bring it in, um, I have chorizo from Spain, which is different than chorizo from Mexico or, uh, Central or South America. I'm gonna try it. It's, yeah, it's, it's different.


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[Assistant] You know, you know, like you were being a butthole and telling me about, you know, how, how, you still don't know how the game work. You don't know how. But you know what? You don't know how. You don't know how it work.


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[Assistant] All the cartoons we've done, we could have used it. Yeah, but I lose it. I lose it. I lose it. I already lost it. It's gone. You've already lost it. It's gone. Alright.


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[Assistant] Pasta! I like pizza! I like- Are you sure my levels are good? Pepperoni! Hello.


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[Assistant] And CBD is used for recovery after workouts to help with sore muscles or joints, to promote a sense of calm and balance and to relieve everyday stress and anxiety. And everyone here knows, I don't shut up about CBD, do I?


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[Assistant] So listen, you can order today at www.receptranaturals.com and use Neebs coupon code Neebs15 for 15% off your entire order. Thank you, Receptra Naturals. We have to talk about Ridge Wallets. Of course we do. I mean, we're actually obligated to. Yes, we are. We did sign a contract.


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[Assistant] If they didn't make such unbelievably amazing wallets, I would think they were lazy. Right. That's true. They do make great wallets.


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[Assistant] No, no, no, it's actually, no, no, it's, it is, it is Stunad. It's, it comes from the word Stunada, I think.


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[Assistant] No, but Stunad itself, when you look at the definition of it, it doesn't have an A. And you can find the definition many places that just says Stunad. Look what you got sucked into, Drallis. You didn't want to do all that.


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[Assistant] And I was just going with the flow. We need to pull all the comments from the robot. What is your brain? We need to pull all the comments from the robot. We had the robot, I thought it was the robot video. We just- Oh, the basketball robot video? Basketball robot. Okay. And here I am going, all these guys want to do the comments from that one video. Oh, I thought you were making a joke. That's interesting. I thought you were joking. No, I wasn't joking.


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[Assistant] I did my first roller coaster ever at Six Flags and I was a senior in high school.


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[Assistant] I thought because I hated spinning, when I was a kid, the teacups made me sick. So as a kid I was like, oh my god, I could never go on a roller coaster if the teacups are gonna make me sick.


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[Assistant] No, I just never thought I would, I didn't go to a lot of grocery, grocery stores. I didn't go to a lot of fucking, uh, what do you call them? Amusement parks.


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[Assistant] So I just didn't go on these things, but my first ride there was I think called, uh, something thunder. Like an old school, like wooden rickety, almost like the cyclone.


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[Assistant] But that was my first, and then once I went on that, I went on every roller coaster there. I was like, oh, this is great. I never knew I'd like it. I've been going to roller coasters ever since. Is there a amusement park on Long Island?


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[Assistant] Uh, nothing of, nothing of worth. No, no. Just curious. No, no, no. Amusement park, like, since I lived there? Yeah. Probably not, no. Coney Island. It probably is. I mean, Coney Island was right there. That was an amusement park. But was it? It was.


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[Assistant] It's right there, you said it's right there. Well, it's not Long Island. It's Coney Island. Yeah, it's technically the city. How about on Fire Island?


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[Assistant] Because it makes sense. I was really surprised though on how many people, um, cheered for the wrong way.


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[Assistant] Oh yes, straight shorty's actually the complete opposite. So straight laced. And tall as fuck.


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[Assistant] Right. Little John, little liar. Wow, okay, well we're moving right on through this. Yeah. Cause then we're gonna get to the other comments, cause everyone else is going, I wasn't there, it's not my comment. Yep. You know, we gotta keep on wanting.


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[Assistant] I think I would say that if that one got 10,000, this one should get 25,000.


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[Assistant] It's all of it. You should be all of it. You know what? Looking at it now, it's actually the blanket behind it is actually way too busy and it makes you lose it a little bit.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but it had to be all the chocolate coming out and pouring down on him. We can't afford this. No. Did the best we could. Yeah. Well that was a great talking segment.


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[Assistant] Alright, well hey guys, just want to thank you for everything you do. Tyler F. And Tyler? Tyler. Go to hell.


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[Assistant] Yeah. More in peace. Listen, I've, I'm really important and I've done a lot of things. I can't remember them all. Okay. I'm gonna use that everywhere I go. Oh, we got a wild Anthony.


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[Assistant] Oh, it's too much rice. But it was a great way to put it, so ha ha ha. Love you guys, keep it up, Sam and...


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[Assistant] Was that Linda? I think that's Linda. Sam and Linda.


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[Assistant] Well, I have, I have a comment here that just says John Seeley. Okay. That's the guy that wrote the, that's his name. He just wrote his name and put it in the box. I like it.


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[Assistant] Because I love him so much, X's O's, a heart, and it says Alex S.


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[Assistant] There are definitely people that were there who wanted to maybe interact more with other people that they didn't know.


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[Assistant] Well, yeaah, how you would execute it could be done a million different ways, but I love that idea, but even that game that we played at, uh, in Austin last year.


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[Assistant] Like having stuff like that rotating out, like having one of those games kind of like werewolf and having people being able to watch that and rotate in and out of a game like that. That's a good night. That is, yeah, it's just a great way to interact with strangers. Yep. I think we encourage that next year.


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[Assistant] We should roll in packs of 500 from now on. I think that should be our thing. If we're gonna have, if we're gonna announce any sort of event, that's kinda like the, I think the group.


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[Assistant] I'm not excited about learning a dance so that all of a sudden we can impromptu dance. Cause you know what? I'm a man and uh, I don't like dancing.


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[Assistant] I know, I'm just kidding. Dancing is fucking very masculine and great. I just don't do it. I'm not a big dancer. I will do a dance if I had to, if it was work.


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[Assistant] Nah, it's just a normal handshake. But that was just like a stupid idea that somebody had once, and then you're expecting me to remember every stupid idea? No, because we did it for a while.


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[Assistant] A lot of stuff you can do. A lot of different things. I've never done it before. Either, by the way.


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[Assistant] But honestly, with what was going on, with what we recorded the other day, and him talking about, I didn't notice that they were talking. I didn't either, yeaah. A whole bunch. I think it's the only one that had an issue with that.


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[Assistant] If I was them, I would, I would wear earplugs. No, we should wear earplugs.


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[Assistant] How we lookin' here? But this might be our last RTX. We don't know. Yeah, we don't know.


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[Assistant] I think it's really freaking hot there, we need to start going to other places. It's too hot.


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[Assistant] Stupid. It is stupid. Let's go there in April. Dumb heat. Some other event.


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[Assistant] I like Austin, but I've been there. Done that. Yeaah. Done. Next year? Great time this year. It's gonna be awesome. Next year?


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[Assistant] Yeah. Hollywood! Yeah, so, so here's the, well, can, we can, what's the dates on that? Cause we can at least give an official announcement that within a few days, if you can be in that area, we'll be there.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yeah, that worked out great. Hotel bar is kind of perfect, easy, relaxed, chill. Yes, all those things.


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[Assistant] That was awesome. Unexpectedly. I am looking forward to, uh, I feel like I deserve a rematch? Of course!


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[Assistant] Yeah, and there's other stupid games that are kinda like that, that would be very nice to do. And then at the end we can have like a, you know, kinda almost like a


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[Assistant] There's a tournament kind of going throughout the event so that at the end the two people at the end can go against each other.


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[Assistant] I was having a good time, towards the very end, the last few rounds.


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[Assistant] That's right, here's your pulp fiction. That's what brought him back.


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[Assistant] And he wasn't even that good in it. No, he really was. Everyone was just like so surprised, like I loved, that was a great movie. It was. And so he was in a good movie playing something different. He's not wholesome. No, he was actually poorly acting. It wasn't that good. What was entertaining about it was it was John Travolta playing somebody very un-John Travolta. Yep. That's all it was. After 20 years of- Okay.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but you know what? Sometimes people talk about things that just go off on a riff. It happens. If you don't like it, get the hell out of here.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but so many people did say they could watch that kind of stuff the whole time.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so I mean, and I'm talking about some people were saying the whole time. So you could have your panels of whatever, or you could have honestly people playing games with each other on stage, acting how they act, and having the fucking audience feed off of it too. Like there could, that stuff happens.


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[Assistant] Premiere a podcast and just sit there and listen to us talk.


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[Assistant] But hey, listen, thank you everyone for being here, and Duralius...


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[Assistant] How long will it live? And it was like, all right, you know, first thing out there, you know, that we see was, so we went with, I think it was Dark Lord Necro?


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[Assistant] Uh, I guess a- An online pool? Yes. And then, so when we streamed that night, it was already done. It was like, oh look, we already got one going, it should be good enough, we'll figure it out, blah blah blah. Okay. Next day, Adahop's like, some guy made a website. There's another one.


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[Assistant] But he like bought the domain, and the name of it is, I think it's just unicorndeadpool.com. That's a great name.


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[Assistant] Oh, okay, uh, guys, I gotta go. Uhm, I can't say much, but there's a car on fire somewhere and I need to go address it. Are you a superhero? What's going on? No.


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[Assistant] So we all got an email from Adahop saying hey, someone from the community named Kevin, who I don't think we've met yet,


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[Assistant] Who entered Forged in Fire is the show.


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[Assistant] So, there's this, just this section that I saw, I didn't see the whole episode, but they're asking him about his, uh, weapon, is it getting ready to be tried out on these cleats or something, and he's like, I hope you did whatever, a good job with it, and Kevin responds with, I Simon-proofed it the best I could.


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[Assistant] He keeps saying weird stuff that makes no sense. It was perfect. It was perfect. But he kicked ass.


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[Assistant] Yeah, hey folks, please, if you see any of these gaming references out there in the world, make sure you let us know. Please, please, because they're fun. And if you can be the instigator, go for it.


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[Assistant] Yet, you better jump on it, cause it probably won't last too much longer.


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[Assistant] He was moving, he was moving like ten ton stones just using logs and like wedges. Yea, it can be done. Yes, but you know what?


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[Assistant] I know, that would be... Try to talk without moving your tongue.


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[Assistant] Easy bake oven. Oh, we're getting a signal. What's that? The light just went on in the easy bake oven.


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[Assistant] What? Are you still, are you seriously not gonna get toppings on it? You just want a cheese?


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[Assistant] Now don't swordfish use their nose to bat things? Yeah, they do some batting. To like knock things out, confuse things, and then eat it.


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[Assistant] Simon wants to completely do away with space, do all sea stuff. We'll put satellites in sea.


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[Assistant] Real quick before Simon says this thing, my favorite water experience was just mask, snorkel, fins, in a spring in Florida swimming with manatees. Oh yeah. Oh lord. Yeah, that's cool. Don't need, I don't need the air.


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[Assistant] I don't know. Here's what blows on mine. You go to- I've been on like three cruises. Yeah. And when you go to get on the cruise, they want to take your picture in front of a fake background. Yes. Right. And you're like, but we're in front of a ship. We have a ship here, let's pack that in the background. But they got like a backdrop. Why is that?


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[Assistant] So Alice and I, we did a really good one one year that never came through.


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[Assistant] We were at Mall America, remember that? Yeah. We were at a roller coaster and we knew where the camera was, cause Derralis knew where it was. Yeah. And when we got near it, we were both choking each other. And we were so excited when we got off the ride and we get to the thing and they're like, oh, the camera's not working.


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[Assistant] But it's legitimate. He and his wife and one of his daughters are all just having a good time on the roller coaster and his youngest daughter, you can tell.


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[Assistant] Wouldn't that be a fun holiday? I mean, a lot of times we just make holidays up. So what if you have, like, imagine, I don't know, some nasty creature with fangs and gross face. That's a holiday and the kid has to go sit on their lap and tell them what they want.


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[Assistant] Right. And then you know that thing's gonna be in your house one night. To bring you what you asked for.


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[Assistant] You're like, look, hey, if you're afraid, you don't, you don't get anything. That's fine.


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[Assistant] That's what movies do, they take something and they scare you. I mean the only case where this was real is in Jaws.


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[Assistant] What? I wanna like, just go off on him for a month in the wilderness.


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[Assistant] Like we try to find, uh, ghosts, say, in Austin.


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[Assistant] And the Easy-Bake Oven came with a little round dish that you- Yep. These little kids make food in this and eat it.


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[Assistant] I realized the egg and, and Cheerios, whatever concoction I made was not cooking fast enough. So I moved it from the easy bake to the microwave. The little dish they gave you was metal.


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[Assistant] Oh boy. So that- So you were dumb. It cooked faster. Yeah, it did. You are interesting. It blew it up, eh? Look, I was small. I was a kid. Yeah. You know kids are dumber, right? Right. Oh yeah. Yep.


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[Assistant] You and uh, stand-up comedy. Yeaah. You keep talking about it. Yeaah, yeaah, yeaah. You and recording sales calls.


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[Assistant] You went too big. Yeah, that's an easy fix.


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[Assistant] Listen, when I watch these shows, I don't see these people preparing at all. Like, I would- Physically? Day one? They're prepared? I would have a house built by day one.


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[Assistant] When you're scuba diving, there's a lot of noise. Cause all those bubbles and all that breathing, right in your ears and all your like.


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[Assistant] What do you mean fell? I shouldn't have said that. He fell to his death.


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[Assistant] And I think they had the anchors and the anchors.


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[Assistant] I wouldn't mind being on the next mountain over looking at Everest.


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[Assistant] But you should ride, you should ride the Flight of Passage.


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[Assistant] This is a big world. There's a lot of cool stuff to look at that don't have lines. I know. That's why I would be happy.


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[Assistant] That way people get the sounds of nature. I suppose we could run our mics into the parking lot. But remember, we provide sounds of nature.


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[Assistant] If you get lucky and Cameron just take all his avatar money and be like, I want to see the next one. I'm going to put some money into it.


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[Assistant] Now yea, this, this, it wraps up what's going on, but it does leave a lot of intrigue, like this, this world can't expand. And I know this is based on a, a manga, so even if it doesn't get a sequel, if I really want to find out, you can probably go on Wikipedia and know what happens next.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't have a problem here because I feel like here there's so much moisture in the air. But yeah, once we were out in California or Texas it was like, oh no, everything's dry.


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[Assistant] That guy was crazy! What was his name? Lagboot? Damnit, yeah. Yeah, Lagboot. Lagboot? Yeah. He was great. Go on Twitch, subscribe to Lagboot. Yeah. Good guy, Lagboot.


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[Assistant] I don't think so. No, it didn't have that same concept. It was, uh, it was like her and Anne Hathaway, and it almost looked like a remake of Dirty Rotten Scoundrels.


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[Assistant] That, yeaah, it looked terrible. To me, I'm sure it has, it's a- It felt like a Melissa McCarthy comedy, like it was just Rebel Wilson, like, oh in this scene what happens, like whoops!


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[Assistant] It's like a plastic upside down bowl. You just cover your food with it. Yeah. Is it plastic though? Yeah. Yeah, they're plastic.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that happens a lot, like, uh, any time I would be making graphics, uh, and you just see a word over and over, for whatever reason, your brain goes...


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[Assistant] Yeah, I like, uh, man, that also reminded me of just blacksmith and everything. Makes me think of that primitive technology channel as another just interesting one to watch. You guys seen that one? Yep.


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[Assistant] Well I mean that is politics, I mean you have so many different opinions and if you are going to be a well rounded minded human being, you have to look at all different opinions.


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[Assistant] And I hate that model. Like, one of my favorite persons to watch right now is Dave Rubin, who used to be on the Young Turks, but his channel is all about debate. He may not agree politically with who he has on, but it's like, what do you think? What do I think? Let's find some middle ground. That's the stuff I'm interested in.


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[Assistant] I feel like a lot of local stuff's been lost. It's like everyone focuses so much on national stuff that a lot of the local stuff gets ignored nowadays.


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[Assistant] With social media, it's like, it's amplified so many voices. So different. It is completely different. It's different than it ever was. And I don't know if that's for the better. I hope eventually it's for the better because now you are getting so many opinions. Some of them obviously fake and you know, these campaigns will create false narratives and try to use social media tactics.


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[Assistant] Enrich themselves or promote their campaign. But I love just the amount of different perspectives you get now that you wouldn't have 50 years ago.


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[Assistant] That is kind of the, the other edge of the sword is...


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[Assistant] You can make good money nowadays being constantly outraged. Yeaah. So your job everyday is to wake up.


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[Assistant] See what somebody's doing and get pissed off about it, and then get on social media, then write a blog, and that's how you make your money. It's like, okay, so now you're encouraging people to constantly be pissed off and cater to that audience of, I need to get pissed off. They get the most clicks. Yea, unfortunately it does. It's the loudest idiot in the room sometimes, is the guy everyone pays attention to. Yea.


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, I think it's a dopamine thing. It's like, yeah, I want to get mad about something, but I don't think that's healthy. No, it's not healthy. It's not even close. And we have to realize that. It's like just, you know, going to ImRight.com and just getting pissed off about what the other side's doing. It's not healthy. Nope. No.


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[Assistant] Uhm, there's comments from my life so far, uh, it's from the forest, it says, uh, holy fuck, did I jump when the guy jumped from the tree? LOL jumpscares. And yea, that game has given me several real jumpscares.


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[Assistant] And, uh, that's what I like about it. I like a game that'll just freak me out. It's like, yeah, and that guy from the tree was wonderful. It's been like, and I know we've all had this in Ark.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, yeaah, yeaah. The raptor. Boom, there it is. But yeaah, a jump scare is always a welcome thing. Uhm, hobo homie says, Neebs or Apsro?


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[Assistant] This is also in the forest. If you build rabbit pens, you can then breed them as well as then eat their tasty babies.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't know how big you can make the pin, but it's something we have to experiment with. There's a lot of stuff to build in that game. Like, we've not even really scratched the surface on the shit we can do, which is great.


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[Assistant] It's a spaceship. You gotta be in there quick. It never comes down. It just goes higher and higher. The thing I found, because the birds in that game, they don't really, like, you can get pretty damn close to them. So, like, if you have a, like, the best thing I found to build is like a hunting cabin.


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[Assistant] You can't shoot them out of your hand though, which pisses me off. Killing the birds isn't a problem. Yeaah. It's grabbing the feathers. The feathers just fly away. I know, what I'm saying though is on the hunting cabin, if you get pretty close and shoot, uh, before the feathers have a chance to fly out,


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[Assistant] That says, uh, can we discuss on the next Comment in on Comments what Tennis Mexican was on Apsro's computer? And I think this was, uh, from Conan.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I think it was in a fight and I hit the Windows button. There's a bunch of names on there. Show the computer. Yes, there are a bunch of names, but Tennis Mexican is a very prominent one on this screen. Yup. Right there in Big Shadow up top. Uh, this was, uh, I'm working on one of the first computers we ever got. Yea, Big Shadow.


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[Assistant] This is when we were starting the channel, and yea, all those names that you see on the side in Tennis Mexican, they were all people that chipped in to help build this PC. It was one of the earliest ones we got at Neves Gaming. We're still using it. Yea, we're still using it. We still see these names every time we're in the office. Wonderful peoples.


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[Assistant] That's right. Yes. Tennis Mexican is a very, very talented person. He's come to visit a couple times. You still haven't done a stream with those arcade cabinets, man. We need to. I'd love to. We just gotta get in there and figure it out.


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[Assistant] I haven't seen many videos on it, to be honest. The only video I had seen was with the legs that make you go fast.


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[Assistant] I know there's a Megalodon saddle, which we can't do on Extinction because Extinction has no ocean.


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[Assistant] So we'll have to go to the new map, which I'm, I think we're all kind of excited about. That was a pleasant surprise.


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[Assistant] Are dropping a, hey, there's this whole brand new map, like, ooooh, cause, cause internally we were thinking about going back to the island. Cause it's been a while since we went to the island, but I love that this new map popped up because that's, that's a new place to go.