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[Assistant] In the end, you walk away with a debt-free future, a resume full of relevant experience, the foundation for a successful career and lifetime access to the Mission You network.


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[Assistant] And all the companies that helped develop this curriculum all said that they were at higher mission U grads in a second. Now to learn more about mission U and to earn a $500 upon completion of the full year program.


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[Assistant] Listen, you go to Wendy's and you can go up to the, go in there and be like, uh, use the bathroom and then grab some saltines and walk out.


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[Assistant] Now a thousand or once before six months ago, that's the issue with you. One time six months ago.


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[Assistant] You're talking about it being added at the restaurant? No, I'm talking about, I'm talking about in the shelves, uh, fillers. So it's not, it's not cheese.


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[Assistant] I didn't say wood. He was saying wood. I was saying not parmesan cheese.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I thought it was a very genuine angle. But what happened was you mentioned it earlier on. Yeah. Talking, we should kill him. It sounded like we were joking. Right, it sounded like you were joking. And then, I'm oblivious, playing, and then I fell, maybe the second time I fell, I'm like, fucking abstracts here, motherfuckers trying to kill me.


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[Assistant] Good job, Dallas. It's a fun- Very nice. I like it. I think you should do it every time. I think somebody- I think we should change it up. Somebody should do it every time. Sure. Yeah, it's easy to do. I got a computer right here. I can just beep, beep, beep. Exactly. Uh, I've got- I've got five comments now. Oh, I forgot we still haven't done yours. All the comments are from commenting on comments. The last one. Adam Nentz- Adam Nentzwitz says,


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[Assistant] There's an app called Akinator that has you think of a character, real or fictional, and it will ask you questions and it will guess the character until you either stump it or it guesses your character correctly, which it gets about 99% of the time. So he thinks to himself, I know what I'll do.


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[Assistant] Maybe you'll get it. I just want to do a quick shout out to Chrome 6 Gaming. Chrome 6 is one of those people who always listens to the podcast on the drive. Cause there's some hardcore


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[Assistant] And one thing I did in a little area, you gotta strip it all out, you don't rip the ceiling out, you gotta scrape the whole thing clean and then resurface the whole thing. But I actually took a sanding block and I sanded a small section of it. It left a very small amount of texture. I don't mind a slightly textured ceiling.


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[Assistant] So anyway, uh, I would say, uh, crown molding's always, uh, plus. And crown molding's easy to install. So do it yourself. Watch one YouTube video. It's simple. DIY.


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[Assistant] Says after a chemical accident at work, I went blind. Now fully recovered all is well. I was able to binge watch a ton of episodes.


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[Assistant] I feel like he needs to be drawn and we need to somehow protect it and eventually make a series.


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[Assistant] You can show up and spoil different things, who knows. You're never gonna make this, are we? You can spoil the show. It's never gonna happen, no. No, it's never gonna happen. No. Uh, Todd Johnson. This is kind of a long comment, but I thought it was funny. Be Todd Johnson? Yea, Todd. Actually, Todd, uh, he's doing good.


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[Assistant] Uh, Todd says, so I was watching this video and had to pause it and head into a meeting at the hospital I work at. After the meeting, I pulled my phone out to check the time and accidentally hit play on the video to hear Simon say, butt wipes. Yes, butt wipes for five bucks.


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[Assistant] But anyway, that's uh, that's it for me.


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[Assistant] Well, I read a comment that actually I didn't, it was one of the ones I deleted. Cause you had said you wanted to have that. The entity? The entity, and nobody compared that to Enderman. And I was gonna ask you about that.


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[Assistant] So you're not marked? Yeah, I mean why not, just I'm done.


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[Assistant] Thank you for being here. Yeah. That was a really good segue to end. Especially you, Todd Johnson. Yeah, Todd. Sexy bastard.


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[Assistant] Well, didn't it disappear? For like a month. For a month it was like...


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[Assistant] But there was, I do remember somebody sending out a card one time and it was like a family and they're like, Oh, we're going to tell you about all the things we did this year. And it's like, Merry Christmas. It's a thing. You know, it's a fucking, you're bragging. Like why, why are you letting me, I find that to be


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[Assistant] Okay. But he's also colorblind, so come on. Yeah. I mean, cut him a brick there. Yeah.


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[Assistant] But, but you know what? I haven't done it yet. Let's see. At least I'm being honest and saying it might happen.


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[Assistant] Then he seemed like he was getting into it. Yeah, now I really do. I kind of wanted, we talked about it before. I wouldn't mind even doing a totally, just a spoof on just.


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[Assistant] Don't give me shit about baseboard molding. It's just baseboard. Don't give me shit about how I word things in the carpentry world.


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[Assistant] Plant the trees, fix the broken windows. Listen, if we could do this in a timely manner, I'd be down with taking bigger projects on. Just saying.


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[Assistant] Wow, okay, uh, well I'm a large. Yeah, get that man a large hoodie.


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[Assistant] And mayhem. Yeah, and I just thought that Neebs, you probably enjoyed hearing that a little bit.


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[Assistant] Alright, so anyway, that was great. Thank you for reading it, I appreciate it. Oh, my pleasure, Sam. Uh, I can go next.


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[Assistant] Oh, you read this one? There was a wise guy that once told me, I think his name was Neebs. Oh yea, ten years ago. Ten years ago. He's like, you know, you should be more on time with things. And I said, huh.


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[Assistant] That's crazy. Uh, Thomas Parsons says, hmm, where is this? Oh, this is on, uh, also, oh, this is on Seven Days Friendly Fire.


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[Assistant] Uh, Mad Dog McGregor says, hey neeps, by the way, Tango is used because T for Target.


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[Assistant] In the phonetic alphabet is Tango. For a zombie, you could say Zulu since a zombie starts with the letter Z.


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[Assistant] Also, I bloody love you guys. Got me inspired to make my own channel. Keep up the good work. I hope this gets into commenting on comments. Congrats on that. Check out Mad Dog McGregor. But, so we talked about the name saying Zulu.


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[Assistant] He said Zantastas. That would work. I'll try to remember. Uh, on the aberration video, Mr. Medic wants to know who else pees on the side of the toilet to make less noise. I do. I do. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I have a lot of comments today, so I'm gonna burn through them. I only got four, so. You got four? Yea. Alright, we're gonna do this. Shane Rawl says, I don't know if I want them to play this map.


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[Assistant] It's not prehistoric, it's futuristic-ish. Kinda reminds me of Subnautica with those made up monsters. I don't get good vibes from this map. If you go, which you shouldn't, don't bring anyone. They will die. I don't wanna go.


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[Assistant] So that's how Shane Rawls feels about it. You know me.


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[Assistant] Uh, on the last comments and on comments, Corey says, my coworker and I love your videos, but my coworker Steve hates the high-pitched voice that Apps Row makes.


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[Assistant] I get eager to watch them and my Saturday breakfast isn't complete without Arc. That's awesome. Now give him a, maybe a proper.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's a good one. That should do it. GallagherXL also commenting on comments says, Hey guys, love your content, but I want to know have you guys thought about doing a live podcast commenting on comments on YouTube?


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[Assistant] If you could address this in the next commenting on comments, that would be awesome. And also RageThickRage. That was all caps.


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[Assistant] Yes, it would be just doing one of these, making it live, doing it live, and then keeping that as the edited version of the weekly thing.


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[Assistant] I think- I'm not opposed. I'm not opposed to that at all, cause I think it's a place where people can meet up and watch stuff together. Not sure how I feel about it. Huh.


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, that's okay, and it's valid concern, but if it's marketed as Neve's Gaming TV and it's a place where, I mean, I think it's fun if you, so I'm assuming you could, you know, comment with people.


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[Assistant] Oh, and, uh, this is my last comment. Okay, rest in peace. And this is... No, nope.


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[Assistant] There's gotta be a way, I just think that's a fun thing to get people to interact with each other.


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[Assistant] Lion King review? I can't wait to build in Scrap actually. Really? No.


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[Assistant] That was really nice. I did do a good job in that one. I remember I found that fucker. You did? Yea, I heard it. I mean that alone, and I was pretty competent, uh, pretty competent. Yea. So, I think I got an 8 on that.


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[Assistant] Well maybe there's some out there though, so we can ask everybody a thing.


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[Assistant] You could market that as a good jam, like a fun cartoon bear that eats jam instead of honey. Oh yeaah.


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[Assistant] Should we have him explain it or is it gonna bore people? I'm bored already. Alright then go ahead.


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[Assistant] And Peter Jackson is Lord of the Rings. Yeah, Lord of the Rings. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So this is obviously a big epic story.


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[Assistant] He's a close second. Lemons are man's food.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we'll be fine. I feel like we're doing a pretty good show so far. Yeah, I think it's going great.


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[Assistant] But it's like a one-off for sure. You'd think to check it out, right? It sounds like to me like it'd be fun for a while. Yeah, I know, but I'm just saying at the minimum.


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[Assistant] Oh, you're a cat? Well, I think, uh, in the same- I'm a cat too. Right. Just recently named. What about, uh, do we have a Dr. Gums?


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[Assistant] For the gym, right? Yea, very weird. Guess so. Something like scrubs or, you know. Yea, scrubs would be much better.


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[Assistant] All you know is that Simon needed water in seven days to die and I understand I probably could have just made you water. But then enabling again, you know, you always play that card with me.


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[Assistant] Now, are there two different things? Because part of it's kind of bantering as well, right?


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[Assistant] Now, is that part of the gameplay or is that an easter egg? Cause that's kind of a silly thing.


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[Assistant] Well, I used to say man down every time I killed an enemy, and then the people in the comments educated me on that. And what'd they say? Tango down. That could mean like one of your members is down. Like we have a man down. That's why you say Tango down, cause your target's down.


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[Assistant] I like you for listening. Thank you to the commenters for teaching us. We learn a lot from you guys.


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[Assistant] Well, if Simon was an engine native, I didn't know what that meant. An engine native.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's bad. Doesn't sound very PC. Well, I wasn't trying to be bad, it just happened. Okay, so, I don't know if we-


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[Assistant] That would be amazing. You know what streak I'm on on Duolingo? Like 670 streaks. Wow. Been practicing Spanish everyday without missing a day for that long.


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[Assistant] That's what you need to do. Cause it seems like you haven't wrapped your head around it yet.


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[Assistant] But you start to enjoy the game when you go in, you're like, oh, here I am. I have no food. I have no stuff. How do I survive? That's, and you came into just a place where people are already established. So I think you missed that initiation into the game. I absolutely did.


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[Assistant] What are we seeing? Are we just watching you build a base in the north? Who are you going to talk to?


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[Assistant] And, uh, Michael Hamblin, the, Hamblin, the Pterodon is still alive today because of that. Yeah. Quite possibly. But who died because of it? Was it I.D. Black?


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[Assistant] But it wasn't me, y'all. Wasn't me, Yak. So, the girl that, uh, had the Taj Mahal built in her honor, this is the same, exact same scenario as that. Why? I don't, I don't know the story. She had built the Taj Mahal, but the prince, or whoever, I don't know the Taj Mahal history, but I know it was built for a girl. Yes. Yeah. So this is the exact, you did that title for...


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[Assistant] I like to stay late sometimes and build after a recording day. I did a lot of the barn that way, so we're not doing it during the recording. We record all day, spend an hour at night just building on the thing. And I am currently working on something with our new bass that I'm probably gonna do off the show, but you'll see it progress as we go.


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[Assistant] Here's our theory. Here's the problem. We do spectator cams, so of course we have the ability to spawn things. I'm a big advocate of


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[Assistant] Of working for things. Sure. So much the fact that Simon wants to kill me sometimes. Right. Sure. So I think what happened was we spawned some food for Adahop, who was our spectator cam, so his body wouldn't die. In seven days, you have to


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[Assistant] Things. He goes, Stu, that's Stu. Oh look, level 56 Stu.


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[Assistant] Some videos. Well part of what we do, I mean, we're friends and we like to pick on each other. Yep. And then sometimes it just goes too far.


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[Assistant] I think people don't realize we probably game less than someone watching our videos. Because, like when we play Ark, sometimes we haven't played Ark for a week. I guarantee we game less than that. And then we do a two or three hour session for the show.


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[Assistant] And then we all go edit and we don't get to game arc again until that following week sometimes. Same with seven days, same with pretty much everything.


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[Assistant] So, a lot of times whenever you're coming back into the game, you're like, wait a minute, which key does what, and, and, uh,


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[Assistant] If we're happy with that. Maybe start with the moat. Dig the moat and just leave a big flat piece of land in the middle.


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[Assistant] And your moat restricts that. But mark it out. The moat's gonna be here. You have to be careful when you dig in that game. Oh I know. If you dig under your walls, your walls will collapse.


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[Assistant] But they don't kill us fast. A zombie can hang on that for like four days before he dies.


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[Assistant] They last longer, but they take a long time to kill the zombie. But what they're saying is the zombie is on top of that, and then when he approaches the wall in front of him, that's where the smaller spikes are, but he's taking damage the entire time from underneath. Cool. Yep, it's good stuff.


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[Assistant] But you didn't want those. But it was my resources. That's my house. I should be able to take those resources and build things I want.


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[Assistant] You don't need to, hey, I'm not gonna come into your house and take your money and buy you something with it.


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[Assistant] Alright, well there you go. Does she do different ones each time? I don't know.


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[Assistant] That's strange, cause even when I'm like, I gotta pee bad. And I'm like, well it's only seven hours till I get up. Maybe I'll just wait. Maybe I'll just wait in this puddle of pee. But you start doing the math, you're like, okay, two hours. Alright, I can wait two hours.


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[Assistant] That happens, uhm, where you, where you, not you're peeing, but you dream you're peeing, and then you wake up and you're like, I know, I've just peed the bed. I know it. I did that.


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[Assistant] He works at blows. Or is it my job blows? No. Listen to what I'm going to say, okay?


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[Assistant] When I was cutting, I cut that episode. Yep. And when I was editing it, I, we already have the audio, we already have everything's already laid out like it's gonna happen. So I'm like, I want to see which direction he went.


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[Assistant] And then I followed him frame by frame at the last place where I saw him and I saw the direction he went. And I'm like, oh, he's going towards that waterfall. And then later in the shot, I saw it.


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[Assistant] I'm like, it's so obvious now that I'm looking at this footage where he is. And then before we got to even cut that video, we were recording another one. So even our next video after that, we still had no idea where he was.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I cut a lot of the searching out, but we actually searched and searched because we didn't want to.


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[Assistant] But I was thinking this, when I was cutting that video, I was like, should I leave this shot in? Cause to me now, it's obvious where he is. And I'm like, well maybe it's obvious to me, just cause I looked where he went.


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[Assistant] But some of those games, you have to learn a sequence of like 15 buttons just to do a move. And that's never gonna happen on a one-off. That's like, you've been playing for months and I...


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[Assistant] A lot of times it's just like, you'll look at Dorales and he's just, he's just in his storage just organizing stuff or just looking through and you got like two minutes of just


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[Assistant] An inventory. You don't want to see all that. You talking in my footage? Yea, anybody. There's moments we cut out because it's not fun for the audience. Okay, he's over there organizing his stuff. And he's not talking, he's just organizing.


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[Assistant] But it's fun. It is fun, I get it. And it looks fun, like I'm looking forward to, we should like. We're gonna have a. Like in Ark, you build things, we should build like Bourbon Street one day, or something. Build these, like, have these visions of what we're gonna build here. Let's turn this whole street into something.


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[Assistant] We could build an Eiffel Tower! We could just build all these iconic things and...


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[Assistant] I've got two comments, uh, just from, uh, this one was about Ark, and I, let's see, it was from Gus Thorpe, and it just said you guys never finished the island, and I assume he's talking about the island map when we played Ark.


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[Assistant] But we didn't, like, now, like, Scorched Earth is probably our first full story with some closure. The first map we play, we're just like, ah, let's try, let's try the center. So we just, we just jumped out mid-game. Just to try something else. And then in that one...


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[Assistant] And then we went to Scorch Thirth, cause everybody was doing new maps and like, let's do a new map, uh, as well. But now we're like, we need closure. When we do a map, we need closure for that map. So that's, I think that'll be our goal from now on.


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[Assistant] That was from Gus Thorpe, and then I got a comment, uh, from Kenneth Shagic? Shagic?


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[Assistant] How the hell do they play this game without, uh, multiplayer lag? Talking about Scrap Mechanic.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it, it also, sometimes if we build things that are so laggy, uh, we build our things and then we, we all jump out and then we just show our build on one computer. Yeah. That's happened before.


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[Assistant] I think that's Chinese. Is the, is the channel name and the video name in Chinese?


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[Assistant] I've been watching a guy a little bit that plays Seven Days to Die. Uh huh. I forget his name. What? But he's Spanish.


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[Assistant] So I just thought, oh, maybe I can kinda pick up some two tips and listen to Spanish at the same time. Okay.


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[Assistant] Play Seven Days to Die, I don't understand everything he's saying, but I understand some of it, and I like him just cause he's, uh, he moves quickly through the game. He's very focused, seems to know the game very well, and I'm like, ah, I can listen to him in Spanish while I kinda see if there's some things I don't know about the game yet.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Another seven days, uh, channel I watched a little bit was, uh, Two Hands Gaming. Alright, so, so we got Two Hands, that's unique. Yeah, he just, I don't know where he's from, not the states.


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[Assistant] But he has, he has quick to the point videos, just covering different, like biomes, farming, just things like that. To teach you a little bit. So if you wanna learn more about that game, go check out Two Hands Gaming. And he's kinda funny.


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[Assistant] Cause the first guy can do whatever, just a note. That's why I'm always the first guy. Second guy has to match the first guy. Then the third guy is like, oh, I see what the second guy did. I can do that. I can do it. And then the higher you get, it kinda gets harder.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, when I, when I deal with each person, I think about their limitations and things in their life and I go...


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[Assistant] You can text yourself from, you can text to your email address. I know. Did that not work?


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[Assistant] You don't have like a real phone plan, do you? You got like one of those.


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[Assistant] You know what'd be funny? If you could, when someone's not looking, you can go to their phone and download an app that just makes fart noises just randomly throughout the day. That'd be fun. And they don't know it's on there. Yeah. What was that? They're in the bank, it's quiet.


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[Assistant] I think you're right. The problem is getting to a person's phone. Right, downloading the app. You gotta be sneaky about it.


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[Assistant] Me. Yeah? Don't need to go. Okay. I'm doing it. I think all my comments are from Ark Aberration, uh, the fire monkey one? Yeah, I watched that this morning. I enjoyed it. I haven't seen it yet. People love the fact that we're not making any progress. It doesn't annoy anybody.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. You sound like Dorale. I know. You probably carry your wallet in your front pocket. That's right. No, he does the back pocket. He does the back pocket.


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[Assistant] Uh, this is from Critias. Uh, you guys can't catch a break, huh? Got to play smart, be patient, and pace your progress. So, we could do that, but that's not entertaining, is it? No, not at all. Taking everything you got into the monkey cave.


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[Assistant] You want to see someone die from something when we don't know what it is. If we just know what everything is, you don't get to discover it in person. I think that's less fun.


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[Assistant] What are you doing? Toot toot. Guy just rode by our office and blew his horn. That guy has a fart phone.


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[Assistant] And like a lot of people are frustrated that we're not making progress, but I'm afraid once we start making progress, we're gonna make progress quickly and we're not gonna have those. So I wanna relish this moment of vulnerability.


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[Assistant] Alright, and I got one more comment. This one's from Pooda, 1988. Pooda! And we've said this before, but it's still an ongoing problem with YouTube.


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[Assistant] People do not know when we're uploading a video. He says you guys probably already know about this with other subscribers, but YouTube hasn't been notifying me about your uploads for the past few weeks now. I check in regularly anyway, so I don't actually miss anything, but figured I'd add my voice to the crowd of angry fans who aren't getting notified about your great content.


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[Assistant] So anyway, I don't know if everyone knows how to bell works, but you click the bell and it's supposed to say always notify you, but who knows? Probably doesn't work.


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[Assistant] There you go, after I don't want to hear about Ellen. Not unless I look her up. You know what was a good Jimmy Fallon show? The, uh, his episode on comedians and cars. Oh yea, that was great. Two episodes, they were having so much fun.


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[Assistant] Okay, sounds like subway gate all over again.


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[Assistant] What's that, what's that say? Something new year? Uh, because I, uhm, or they left this mother in recommendations, uhm, if, if something, it was nine years ago.


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[Assistant] Okay, yeaah. Actually, I have Google Translate on my phone.


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[Assistant] Porque me salio esta madre en recomendados si es de hace nueve años.


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[Assistant] Well it probably means like, there's ways that we speak that don't make sense in direct translation. That's true. Gotcha.


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[Assistant] So it's probably something like why, why in the world is this in my recommended fees from nine years ago?


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[Assistant] Poor Jimmy. He needs to get his shit together.


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[Assistant] That's true. I feel like he's advertising on ours now. Shit! We need to charge him!


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[Assistant] When you walk to your chair, you're facing that wall when you walk to your chair.


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[Assistant] Uh, I'd like to give a shout out to Neebs Gaming Socks. The guys at Neebs Gaming are great. They're all about keeping your feet comfortable.


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[Assistant] Yep, so thanks to us for sponsoring us. Right? Yea. Get your Neve's gaming socks.


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[Assistant] I think they'll be a return customer, hopefully. We'll see.


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[Assistant] Our target was Neibs Gaming, the friendly cult. Like that's how we market ourselves.


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[Assistant] I mean the singing session was an hour or so by itself.


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[Assistant] How come when I ask you if you could make an action song, you're like, ugh, I don't know. I take forever.


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[Assistant] No, I'm talking about a good beat to have a running chase scene to.


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[Assistant] But we run out of good action songs. If you could do that in three hours, you could probably make an action. Of course you could! I'm not asking you to be John Williams. Just need a song that a character can run from danger to.


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[Assistant] Ah, man, I wish you could wrap your brain around things. You know who you should talk to? John Williams? Nathaniel Adkinson? Ad- kids?


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[Assistant] Do you have a joke? I have a joke that a lot of you probably heard before. Okay. But I saw it on Comedians in Cars where he was interviewing Super Dave.


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[Assistant] Uhm, it's, uh, this guy goes to a party, and, probably, Fallon, got out of control. Threw up on his shirt, and he's like, oh man, I can't go home now, my wife's gonna be so mad.


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[Assistant] I wasn't gonna get this drunk. And his buddy's like, this is easy. You just put ten dollars in your shirt pocket and you say someone at the party threw up on you and gave you ten dollars to clean your shirt.


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[Assistant] He's like, ah, great plan. So he goes home, wife's like, what did you do? You got out of control again. He's like, nah, someone else threw up on my shirt and put this $10 in my pocket. And she's like, there's 20. And he's like, ah, that's right, he crapped my pants too.


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[Assistant] He and Fallon used to party. Hey Siri, was John Denver a cokehead? Simon really wanted to type it with his fingers.


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[Assistant] Let me start searching Simon, see what kind of crap I can dig up on him.


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[Assistant] And then, uh, is it, what's the show with uh, with Jim Carrey? The Grinch? With the kids? He's like the kid guy? The Grinch? Nope. Liar Liar? He like has a kid show. It's on one of the networks. Jim Carrey has a kid show? Is it new? No, it's a show about a guy who has a kid show.


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[Assistant] Yeah, like imagine a show about Mr. Rogers, but about his life. Okay. His day to day, going to the show, do the kids show. Okay. But it's a character like Mr. Rogers.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I have not watched it. It's called Kidding. It's on Showtime. I'm curious though.


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[Assistant] The Western? Yeah. Yeah. I wanna watch it. The ballad of, uh, some, some, some? That's Cold Brothers?


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[Assistant] I think they would just transition though, like Blockbuster to Netflix. You gotta do like a Cirque du Soleil thing, if that's what the community wants.


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[Assistant] Tough life. But you made a reality show out of that?


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[Assistant] And the reality show buys stock in this particular fair, and that fair, you know how much people would come to this fair if it became like Duck Dynasty or, uh, Jersey Shore or something like that? Right. It became big enough, mhm. Or what's the people that do pawn shops? Like those people blow up. Pawn Stars. Pawn Stars.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't like shows like that, but they kill it.


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[Assistant] It might be time to bring Booths out. Pitch on Booths. Yeah, Booths. Booths. Just Booths.


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[Assistant] I like, I like that format, like I like when I'm hearing a story and I'm hearing, I'm seeing animation or, uh, or like, like Drunk History is kinda like that too. Drunk History is great.


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[Assistant] There's like no PvP in it at all, so we would have to... There's no PvP. I think they've added a few. There's no PvE in it at all.


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[Assistant] But the problem is, like, if we, cause we, we only jump on once a week, so if we were playing against people that play all week long, we'd come back, we'd just, we'd never win. Or we'd have to work out a schedule with the people, which would be a lot of scheduling of like, this tribe's on at this time, we have to get on at the same time.


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[Assistant] Would be cool though if we, if we had enough resources around here to just jump on a PvP game for like, and just play it for like a week or two straight. We're just on there constantly and we just go ahead and catalog all this footage, but that would be really hard. But we'd be getting our ass handed to you.


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[Assistant] Because we couldn't go in to grind and prepare. Right, we had the same thing with aberration. But if we played for two weeks straight where we just played every day and just like stored this footage, like just do two weeks of just straight playing and had this PVP kind of element to it.


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[Assistant] Then we can do it. But we're gonna play for a day, and then we're not gonna touch it again for a week.


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[Assistant] I think every time you logged in, your stuff would just be gone. If it's anything like Arc, they would just raid all your stuff.


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[Assistant] But I think if we had the time to play for an extended period of time, it could be fun.


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[Assistant] Logistically, we couldn't do anything else but that. So we have to be just that for a while.


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[Assistant] I assume we're going to go back to it and at least do a horde, if not several hordes in A-17.


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[Assistant] Art really makes no sense, and I think it's more about marketing yourself. Like, there's plenty of great artists out there that have no way of making money. They could paint. I mean, there's a sandwich shop down here, downtown, that has amazing looking art on the wall that a local does, but I know they're not making anywhere near that kind of money for the things they paint.


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[Assistant] I think as an artist, you have to have some sort of thing to make people remember you. Like that guy that used to paint Campbell Soup all the time.


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[Assistant] Andy Warhol. He was silkscreen in that shit. He was part of it too. You gotta have a style that people look at and go, yeah, that's a Warhol piece. That's a Simon piece, whatever. You kinda gotta get that thing and you gotta keep pumping stuff out and making a name for yourself. Cause just cause a picture's good doesn't mean it sells for a lot.


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[Assistant] Do people do that? Do they buy art? Would someone pay a million dollars for a piece of art just so that artist can say he sold something for that and that gives him more credibility pushing his career forward?


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[Assistant] Art needs a story behind it. Who did it? Where was it in history sometimes? Like you got a piece of the Berlin Wall. You can't sell a piece of the wall over here for much. But you get a story behind it. Like an elephant. That splatter was done by an elephant.


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[Assistant] Hey look, I ain't gonna rule this out, cause live action jungle book was awesome. You know what, you're not wrong.


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[Assistant] I still want razors from them. I have razors from them.


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[Assistant] He's masturbating. Scratching his butt. He's drinking an energy drink. On the other side.


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[Assistant] Yeah, don't put that stuff in your body anymore.


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[Assistant] Well the big game that we were there for was Battlefront 2, which I love so far.


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[Assistant] I also like the fact that you're just pushing in that particular map down a street. I feel like you had-


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[Assistant] I feel like you weren't getting flanked constantly, like you had to make an effort to flank. It was just that map.


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[Assistant] So far in the pre-alpha, you only gotta unlock 5,000 points, and that's not too hard to do.


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[Assistant] But once you get those points, you gotta make sure no one else is using that hero. So it's not out of reach for anybody to get there.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Well, it's gotta look like a human body, doesn't it? Understood, yeaah. I don't know what else they could do.


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[Assistant] I didn't see that, uh, wait. Did you not see that? I might have looked over your shoulder, you're on the phone, I saw a guy swinging.


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[Assistant] Now listen, do we not have this problem across the board? Mario's not a very creative character. I don't even think he's likable.


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[Assistant] But like, there's these icons that are huge, like Mickey Mouse is this huge icon. Not very good in his cartoons.


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[Assistant] I like the Italian part of you, the rest of you I don't like. You don't like the Irish? No, I like the Irish part. Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss.


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[Assistant] And you have a, like a, a suit. A human looking suit. Human suit. Just like all the other games.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that was sweet of you. Uh, we went to a party a few nights later. It was Dralis' turn to order the Uber, and he gets the smallest Uber in the whole fleet for all five of us. You know what's funny? It's your smart cars.


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[Assistant] All I can remember is the car ride home. Really? That's all you remember? Not the slide on the outside of the building? No, I'm joking. That party was the coolest place I've ever been to a party.


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[Assistant] Yeah. How great was that Uber ride though, huh? Yeah, back to the...


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[Assistant] So, wait, he's like, hey, I'll score one of your gaming videos, and you're like, yeah, that's weird, you probably shouldn't do that. Or, how'd you react?


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[Assistant] Do y'all have a hard time? I can't, I can't hear people in loud places.


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[Assistant] That was like our third night. Second or third. But I saw some people for the first time there. Yeaah. Like uh, Squid and Wheezy. Yeaah. Those guys are great.


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[Assistant] You don't. You hate the English language and alphabet and all that stuff. It really could be improved. Give me a couple days. Silent K. It's ridiculous.


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[Assistant] Damn, dude. That was an expensive magic show. Tommy was sure. Tommy gets pretty crazy sometimes. He does get crazy. In the best way. Yea. No, in the best way, but he might have spent that on a rare bottle of champagne ten minutes before that.


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[Assistant] We were a bit hesitant, we were like, should we launch this Patreon? How are people gonna react? And we're like, we gotta do it. Because when we come in to record, man, it's a struggle for time. Like, so if we have more people...


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[Assistant] We can start pushing some of our editing to them so we can record more.


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[Assistant] Oh, he was saying, uh, what's a funny joke. Oh yeah, no, I don't remember jokes. And you called Sarah.


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[Assistant] That was so wrong. I got it, I got it, but it's just, right. Does anybody have, I know Anthony has, uh, Alexa? Yea. Anybody else? Yea, I have one of those. You like it? That's his blow up doll. What all can it do?


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[Assistant] It's just a Siri. Is that it though? Just music and temperature?


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[Assistant] Cause I've been thinking about it, but the main reason is because I have a hard time turning the lights on in my office. Cause I have a fan, and I hate the fan, the fan comes on,


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[Assistant] Even when I turn the light on, like you can't disable the fan. There's not like a, there's not a yanker?


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[Assistant] When I heard the name of the game, I was the fifth person in line, so. They might have said telephone.


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[Assistant] From what I understand about grappling hooks, an animal that's fleeing, it usually breaks the grapple, but maybe not with a quetzal.


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[Assistant] I remember that. That was fun! We only played one campaign. Thought we did two. We did Ghost, and then...


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[Assistant] I should do mine. Alright, do it. Concentrated Clorox Bleach. That's who made the comment. Alright. Love video. Arc.


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[Assistant] Get to the boat. Is it just me? Or is there supposed to be a GTA vid out by now? Or do I have my timeline incorrect? Discuss.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so we do have a day for seven days, which is Friday, and ARC is Saturday. Usually if we get them done in time, GTA is kind of one of those, uh, lost episodes. It comes out whenever.


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[Assistant] This comment is from Mike Prescott.


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[Assistant] Neebs, I love you guys, but I'm begging you. Please stop leaving the Ascendant blueprints and the drops. It's driving me nuts. They have way more armor stats in general than the regular ones that you can craft. Now see, this was one of many comments. A lot of people are mad at us.


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[Assistant] And we're nowhere near getting it because we have to defeat a boss to get element and we're probably a long ways out from beating a boss.


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[Assistant] So here's the thing, we've gotta start a storage bin for all of our tech blueprints.


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[Assistant] It wasn't by being on Comedy Central. That's for sure. Next comment, Socken Schlumpf. Tell us your true feelings. I do now. Sometimes.


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[Assistant] Here's my last comment. I didn't mean for there to be too thick comments in a row, but, uh, this is from Psycho J. Otter got thicc'd. Rest in peace, my muse my love.


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[Assistant] But that's fun. That's, that's Simon's final destination. Come in the office, he's wrapped around his neck. Your marks for death!


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[Assistant] I don't think that's my concern though. My concern is like an arc. Someone asks you to build a fire, you think you just asked them to plan your wedding.


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[Assistant] It's like, ahhh, I gotta gather a few rocks and a stick. I know, I shouldn't get that annoyed, but I do.


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[Assistant] There's two answers to that though. Also, when we were doing them consistently, trying to find a playable horror game every week was getting to be challenging, wasn't it?


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[Assistant] And then when you came in and we're just trying to learn this game quickly for one video, you didn't have enough time to give it the time it deserves to understand if it's a good game or not.


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[Assistant] Even with uh, Friday the 13th, which I loved, there was so much that we did not grasp of that game the first time we played it.


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[Assistant] Abstra is not here at the moment. Alright, right. Once the power went out, he's like, I gotta run out for a second.


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[Assistant] No. Even two S's. You don't ssss longer. Well, the word call. If it was only one L, wouldn't it be cal. Cal. But that makes no sense. You should accent the A or something.


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[Assistant] You could have just pulled him out of the jeep, and then moved the jeep, which I ended up doing, and then there was a lady in the hangar, nowhere near in the way. They're there to get killed.


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[Assistant] You went out of your way. Out of my way. To shoot the NPC lady. Who shouldn't have been there?


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[Assistant] How come when I said that you're like, yep, that was me. You said music. I was pretending like I made the music. Oh, you were pretending. I didn't make the music.


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[Assistant] You can't talk to crazy. Can't do it. Right? You just gotta let it be. Yeaah. Thicc.


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[Assistant] So, we walk in on Dralis, he is breaking down the jail cell, which


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[Assistant] Listen, this is a good situation for everybody, I think. What is? You two live together, you two nuts, in your nut castle, and then me and Apsro and Simon in Pleasantville. Oh shit, we should do that.


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[Assistant] I would build a real tiny little like armored hut. I'd have a real nice place that I live without any heat signatures and then I would retreat to my hut, which had a very small perimeter where I could just have tons and tons of, uh, spikes and stuff. That way you're not having to put spikes around a quarter acre lot. I know. You just put it all around yourself. Yea, the first house was


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[Assistant] So you don't even need a house though, is what you're saying. Just a little bunker, a little bunker to fight out of.


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[Assistant] I think it's a lot less frequent than you think. They should do like they do in Europe with cigarettes. You get cigarettes in Europe, they have like a naked guy with a micro penis or something. Smoking makes you impotent. Loot boxes make you impotent.


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[Assistant] If you're thirty, broke, with no job, what'd you do? You messed up!


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[Assistant] Try it, but I assume you have to cancel or they're gonna start billing you after that month, right?


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[Assistant] Good day everybody, thanks for tuning in to Niebz Gaming, it's commenting on comments time. Yes, it is. And today we have a few sponsors.


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[Assistant] But if a show's still doing well with Scrap Mechanic gets great views, I assume it's still doing pretty good.


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[Assistant] I'll be in it. Yeah you will. The view should tell you if people want it or not.


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[Assistant] You keep saying baby videos, but there's plenty of adult videos that don't have cussing in it. Yeah, I know. There are plenty. I don't like them. We're just- It's a personal thing. I like those videos about rocket science and how they're cussing in it. No, but the baby videos- Those are baby videos.


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[Assistant] I think all of us here are an ingredient to a salad. Of course, I agree. So your onions, you don't just eat a bowl full of onions? No, you eat onions every once in a while!


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[Assistant] Well a lot of people like Destiny. I had fun with the first Destiny Angel. We did that one mission with the sword. Sword of Crota or whatever.


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[Assistant] No, I know what I hate, I'm just saying it's a good game. Yep, it is a quality game. We just don't play it much here. Yeah.


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[Assistant] We have new people working here. We're getting everybody up to speed. It's really fun when you can go, okay, every Friday this show is happening. So we're trying to make sure we can fulfill that, you know, schedule once we start it.


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[Assistant] Yea, day off. I like that. We go to manpower?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think this whole map's chocked full of, uh, PV, uh, P caves. Right.


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[Assistant] Yeah, stupid. The farm was cool though. The farm was great.


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[Assistant] I got carrots. I really like that you can just find a carrot in the wild now. That is good. Carrot in the wild. It's like a good movie title. I think uh, when carrots- Is it carrot in the wild? Carrot in the wild, yeaah.


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[Assistant] You are so weird. Why? I'm just, I'm sharing that with you. You know what? Don't even like crab legs anymore. I'm sick of them. I got kind of tired of them.


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[Assistant] It's better for you when it's raw. I kinda like a sweet carrot at like a hibachi place. Little sliced sweet carrots. Yep, I'm with you there.


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[Assistant] Well, we're trying to entertain people. So we stay together so we're not having, if you watch some YouTube channels, they like to have five people having five different conversations about what they're seeing at the same time. But I think, so we try to keep...


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[Assistant] We stage everything. This is insane. Okay. I've seen this comment a lot. If we were to write these things, we would get one video a month done. We would be miserable as fuck, Jeremy.


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[Assistant] But here's what usually happens when we record something like GTA, ARC, or whatever. We go, anybody have something they want to do today? Yeah, I'd like to build a boat. Yeah, I'd like to go find some metal.


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[Assistant] That'd be great. If we wanna build weapons, we need to stock up on metal. I know, but no- We'll have like three or four bullet points. These are our goals for the day. Right. That's it. Some things like, uh, like Cooter coming into the new season. We knew Thicke was gonna show up with Cooter. We didn't know win or where. No, that was a great surprise.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and there's some, of course there's things that we know are going on. Yes. Like when we split up into groups, then we just kinda separate ourselves, and if Abstro and I are somewhere doing a venture, we kinda do our thing, and when it gets boring, then we stop, and then you guys will...


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[Assistant] Yeah, cause seven days to die and GTA were kind of getting this like build up and they're all coming out later so it kind of affected last week.


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[Assistant] And I wish they got more views. I know. I'm so proud of them. Even though I didn't cut that one. Yea, and that's the thing. It's so good.


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[Assistant] The one a few weeks ago where we had to get that, uh, tanker truck off that hill. You were like, about ready to walk out the door. I would think you'd write yourself a little note like, hey, stay calm, it's gonna be fine. I'm not really freaking out as much as you're saying. Every time, it feels like it.


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[Assistant] Who hasn't read? Neebs? Is it me? It's you, baby. I only have three comments today. Okay. Uh, let's see. My first one is from Neebs over at Neebs Gaming. Uhm, this was on a scrap mechanic. It says, Simon, what goes through your head when you send a group text while some of us are probably sleeping? Question mark. That was today, right? It was this morning, yeaah.


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[Assistant] Real early this morning. What was real early? I went to bed at four, about eight o'clock, I get a text and I see a group message and I'm like, oh.


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[Assistant] Why would you have text on silent? What if someone has an emergency? Neebs, come get me at the hospital. I would never hear it. I got my text on silent. Well that'd be a phone call, wouldn't it? You don't know. Sometimes my phone calls don't go through and I text someone and then they get back to me.


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[Assistant] And it's only when a mosquito lands on your testicle that you realize not all problems should be resolved with violence.


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[Assistant] Next I have a comment from Rusty Shackleford. This is from a GTA video and it says hashtag rest in peace Gustavo.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's why I think it's gonna be, and I liked Black Panther when he was in, which one? Civil War. He was cool.


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[Assistant] The first comment I have comes from the Ark video. This is trouble.


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[Assistant] Kneebs, you and the guys ain't ready to fight the manticore yet. You need way more T-Rexes. You have one, so get nine more, and then pump all the rexes with melee damage and health. Then, when you have ten rexes, surround the manticore with the rexes so it can't fly or move, and after. Voila. Piece of cake.


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[Assistant] Yeah, except punctuation. There's like no punctuation at all in this, but uh, resurrection.


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[Assistant] Thank you so much for the comment resurrection. Could be voice to text too.


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[Assistant] No, it was Walla-like. It's Walla. I know, it's, well, it's supposed to be Walla, but it's, I know what he meant. Yeah. I know, I just wanted to, I just wanted to know. No, no, you just want to shit on his face.


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[Assistant] This is going great so far. I think Duralius, you might like this. Uh, FL Naraya says, seriously, would you guys cut the crap with Duralius? I didn't find that funny the first time, now it's just annoying. Yeah.


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[Assistant] John Patrick gave us the next comment, says, pro tip, most saddles can have a torch attached to it. I keep reading that comment and I keep forgetting it. That doesn't sound safe. That's a pro tip though. Place your torch in the dino's inventory and then choose the torch to attach as a skin to the saddle. You guys are such noobs.


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[Assistant] Well, great, great, great comment. Okay. Well, here's an even better one. From Kevin Lopez, says you guys are awesome. My father just passed away two weeks ago and you guys are a big part of keeping me in one piece. Every day when I come home from work,


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[Assistant] I watch your videos until I feel better. It says visitors, but I'm guessing he did this on a phone, but I watch your videos until I feel better. Keep up the good work, guys. Simon, you're my favorite. Bam. Keep sucking at video games, brother. Damn right I will.


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[Assistant] And then, Kevin Mason. Yeah, this is the fifth one. Kevin Mason said...


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[Assistant] Hey, hey, it's not another clickbait title. We're done. The last one. Squad White. I wonder why I think we chose that one. Would have been a good name for this one. He says Squad White would have been a good name for this one. That was fucking funny. Love you guys. Thanks for the awesomeness.


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[Assistant] They were clickbaiting. The first one, the first one was, and they're like, oh, I'm going to piggyback on this and call everything the last of everything. The end. The end. The final thing. We're done.


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[Assistant] We should find another channel that is on their thousandth video and then do a congratulations to them and then they'll be like, Oh, we just noticed that you hit a thousand. We'll be like, Oh, we didn't even notice.


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[Assistant] It was a good time. More people need to watch Rage Cop.


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[Assistant] Number one for being a master of eating pussy. Which is a great thing. Thank you for setting the bar.


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[Assistant] Sure. Yeah, I've been to a NASCAR event. Much more fun being there than watching it. I'd imagine. To me, uh, NASCAR is like, uh, watching like a season of basketball. I'll watch the last


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[Assistant] Two championship games for basketball or I'll watch the last five laps of a NASCAR race because those are probably the most exciting.


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[Assistant] Anthony had mentioned that he played the game and it's real buggy so far. And also, I think because it's so similar to Ark right now, it might make things weird on our channel.


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[Assistant] I played a game that's very similar to both kind of, uh,


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[Assistant] Obviously he had some facial hair that the other one didn't agree with, so.


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[Assistant] What bad could come of what I'm doing right now? Maybe I'm not gonna do this.


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[Assistant] It wasn't, yeaah, it wasn't the boss that kick, fucking kicked our ass, it was the damn Wyvern. We weren't ready for the Wyvern. No, who would be?


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[Assistant] Because of the support of our Patreon, we are doing more NiebzGaming animated stuff.


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[Assistant] This should be two out by now, and there's one still in the pipe. That's kind of an original thing that we're doing. Uh, we are not personally animating these. These are being animated by other people, but yeah, that's where we are on animation. Uh, the unfortunate reality, uh, and a lot of people know this is animation does not work.


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[Assistant] It sucks for the guys that make short animations, but yea, we would gladly do more, but it just does not work as a business on YouTube. But thanks to our patrons, we're able to do a few things.


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[Assistant] Yes. No, there's something, to me there's something more, like I love playing the games and like, it's so fun content to make, but there's something more special about something that you've created from scratch. From start to finish. And as animation, nothing's free. Everything has to be drawn and made and created. It's like, so.


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[Assistant] Like, it's a piece of art, whereas like, you know, a game is just gameplay.


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[Assistant] But we try to do more with gameplay than any other channel. Right. I think what we're doing is awesome. But there's something special about animation.


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[Assistant] That I do miss doing, and yeah, I wish, I wish the model on YouTube worked a little better. But we're trying to figure some things out, we want to bring more animation to the channel, so stay posted.


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[Assistant] You've talked about it. I've played it, I've played it before. I have two. I've not, I've not played it, uh, multiplayer. Nor have I. I've not played it together, but I played the original version which was Don't Starve.


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[Assistant] I didn't play it long. Just because, okay, you know, it's one of those games that I was like, okay, this is cool, but it's a time sink.


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[Assistant] Don't put everyone on the spot! The way we ended, uh, the last episode, it seemed like you were coming with us.


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[Assistant] I heard the first one had a really good, like, it had a good open world as far as the layout.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Okay. What? Well now, I mean it's a condensed version of the United States.


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[Assistant] Game reviews are fun. You get an excuse to play a game.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well I guess you said the Primal Woman. I guess Primal, that was a full game, wasn't it? It was.


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[Assistant] There it is! Yeah, the visual style is really cool. I forgot that director's name, but every movie he makes has this really interesting style. I thought it was pretty good too.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we got three each here. This was from the GTA episode Miracle Mission that says, uh, uh, oh my god, that was such a good episode. I can't believe how they pulled that off, which was talking about us in the tanker truck. It was epic. It was epic and I don't think any of us believed we'd


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[Assistant] Yeah, they are fun to make, especially now with the Rockstar editor. I love that thing. I could play in it all day. It's really pretty. Yeah, I'll just make more Rage Cop in that thing because that was fun too. Yeah. Alright, uh, this one is from, uh, Giddyup234.


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[Assistant] It says, alright, stop using the GPS as a radio, it's pissing the hell out of me because I know what the radio is and I play ARK, fix it.


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[Assistant] If the radio looked like the GPS, we would use it. It just, visually it looks better.


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[Assistant] Yeah, everyone tweet at Ark, make the radio go in your hand.


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[Assistant] Yeah, exactly. So, do we do it official? Do we make it? Yeah. Just go, yeah, go to the... Just tweet? I don't know, at ARC. Whatever it is on Twitter, I'm sure. At ARC. They probably have a Facebook page. They probably have emails. Just berate them.


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[Assistant] Alright, uh, this is from the GTA episode where you guys did the heist. And it says- Flickajob. The Flickajob, yea. And it says, Simon, I feel you bro, I just did that mission today, and if I ever meet the guy that made that puzzle, I am going to kill him.


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[Assistant] That was great. I watched the Power Rangers movie on the plane. It was a piece of shit. You just had to watch it though, right?


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[Assistant] Listen, it could have been worse. It really could have been worse, but it was, uh, yeaah. I mean, it's Power Rangers. Honestly, the villain. It's like, whoever was the actress that played the villain. Oh, Elizabeth Banks? I don't know. Did not work. Didn't work. Did not work for me.


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[Assistant] Like she was over the top in some scenes and then trying to play it straight in others. That doesn't work. It was never a consistent performance.


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[Assistant] It made me mad, like they, they, they, they had an interesting movie right at the beginning. It was like, okay, these two pilots landed on this island.


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[Assistant] You in Absarov? Yeah, I'm in. I don't know, he has a strong chin though.


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[Assistant] He looks like he works out too. Yeah, I think I could take him though.


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[Assistant] Oh man, when I first got the vibe I was downloading everything and I mean there's like VR museums where somebody's gone into a museum and like scanned all these fucking statues and you can just like walk through it, it's boring as shit. But somebody was just making it to make it.


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[Assistant] He's pretty much nuts on a canvas and calls it art. Look at this shit.


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[Assistant] I said y'all. Y'all. You didn't say y'all. I hate that. Look at that country rubbing off on you.


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[Assistant] I'd have to see it as supposed to. Yea, without a visual that doesn't work for me.


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[Assistant] Looking forward to the days of our lives VR game. Oh god, I can't wait.


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[Assistant] Alright, Thicc. Right. Don't fuck this up. I'm going to. Fuck it up. Killer Thumb. Great name. Killer Thumb says- What videos are these, or what videos- Oh, oh, oh, I'm sorry, yes. This comes from our Battlefield animated video. Oh yeah. With our good buddy Stone Mountain. And I will get to the animator in a minute.


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[Assistant] Uh, Killer Thumb says, I like how you're starting animations. Please do more. I'm glad you asked.


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[Assistant] Cause we are doing more, right Apsro? I'd like to, yes. We have another one coming out. Yeah. That's what I'm, that was a segue. Cause you're in charge of that.


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[Assistant] Uh, Dan Sims says, Nibs, if you had 10 seconds to say something to everyone on the planet, what would you say? 10 seconds. Did I respond to you?


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[Assistant] Fanta Show says, wow, this animator stinks!


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[Assistant] Josiah Connell says, please do more stuff like this and Battlefield friends, that's in caps. Please. I don't want any arc survival or shit like that. I like GTA videos too. I'm just tired of not good content anymore.


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[Assistant] Okay, first off, we should probably address Battlefield friends at some capacity. People are asking for Battlefield friends in Battlefield 1. Too late! Yep, not gonna happen. We're gonna wait till the next Battlefield. It didn't work out with Machinima when we wanted to do it, so we're just gonna wait until the next one. It's just, yea, a little past that


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[Assistant] Hey Nibs! That's in all caps. Do you guys have a logo? I have a 3D printer and I was wondering if y'all had a logo so I could print it and maybe make like a 3D sticker for the sides of maybe your guys' computer, as an idea, or really anything.


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[Assistant] Toxic Phantom, the logo, like a decent sized logo, so you could do that. That'd be great to see.


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[Assistant] Well, let's get Toxic Phantom our logo somehow and see what he comes up with and you know, our mailing address is on the website, neibsgaming.net and we'll see what he comes up with. Well, you're gonna have to, that's a thick job.


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[Assistant] Yeah, or, oh, uh. CSGO. That was like a, uh, fucking death day ago. I know I haven't seen


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[Assistant] How's the week? Great, I don't like doing the podcast without Doraleous. Well, he's gonna be here.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yeah, he's on the way. He said what, 10 minutes? He was at a drive-thru?


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[Assistant] He's on a mission, and he wants to just eat. That's good. Man, I can't imagine what his stomach looks like. I eat fast too. I'm trying to chew more. It's not good for you. I know, chewing a lot is very important, right? Yeah. Yeah, we covered that.


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[Assistant] And this is why I think we should, this is why I think we should prepare more for the podcast because that I'm going to have to keep in. Like everything that just happened, that's like, that's our open. What's wrong with that? It's Doraleous. I miss his voice. What was he doing today? Signing a lease on an apartment?


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[Assistant] I know. I can't eat in a car. Like my wife can do that. My wife can go through like a fast food, get a burger, and eat it while she drives. I'm like, how?


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[Assistant] What's everyone's favorite fast food? Wendy's is really good. It's not my favorite, but it's one of my favorites. I really like Bojangles. Bojangles, uh, chicken biscuit.


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[Assistant] You know? It's true, you get up there and St. Peter's like, oh you worked at Chick-fil-A, come on in! That's it.


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[Assistant] I haven't had McDonald's burgers in forever because every time I remember going years ago, it was never good. Oh, I hate myself.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think they must have a mandate at McDonald's, like the same with Chick-fil-A. It's like, you better act fucking happy.


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[Assistant] Cause if it's not cooked the right way, people are like, oh, you're going to do that? Yeah, fucking they fucked up.


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[Assistant] This is something that comes on at the gym all the time that I think is really funny. I don't know the name of it, but it's just like...


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[Assistant] That's such a weird song. Look it up. It's called Excrement. Would you say it was called Panda? Panda by Designer. Okay.


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[Assistant] I was on the radio yesterday and I was convinced it wanted me to be depressed.


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[Assistant] Because like, turn to one station, and it's like, uh,


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[Assistant] No, I didn't. No. Did you take off all your, uh, accoutrement? Is that the, uh, the fuzzy, the stuff in the eyelashes and all that stuff? It's all off.


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[Assistant] But one thing I did want to say was we have always talked about doing interviews, right? So we got a couple of interviews lined up and I thought it would be fun to ask the audience if they had any questions for these people. But we won't tell you who they are. How long have you been doing what you do?


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[Assistant] For him, that are, you know, I don't know. Offensive? Yea, maybe offensive. Personal? Yea, something.


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[Assistant] Oh cool. And he's like a playwright, you know the play that we saw in Germany that we used to make fun of? Bodyguard. Yeah, bodyguard the musical? Yeah, he's the playwright for that. What? The musical for that. Oh, he wrote the play? Wow. The adaptation. He's one of those guys.


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[Assistant] So anyway, if you have questions for him or you might not know who he is, but you know what? Write them in the comments. I'll, I'll throw some stuff at him. Maybe I'm trying to look for things to do with this. I'm just surprised you said he would do it. I haven't seen him in 20 years. It's gonna be weird. I bet.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Danny DeVito. Ooh! Yeah, that'd be fun.


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[Assistant] I write a letter, the way, the way I write an email is like, Hey, we're big. This is us. Do it. Send.


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[Assistant] Yeah. You guys know any celebrities? No. I got a couple on my phone. I know a few. Look at you. Look at- none of them are name dropping.


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[Assistant] Yes, like Belle, it is. Mind your business. Who's late? I don't know who like Belle is. She's been in a few things.


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[Assistant] She's working again. The girl that plays DJ, good lord, she turned into a MILF. Good god. Oh, she's a Kirk Cameron sister. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Cameron is her name. That's her name. I had no idea. He's still big into the Christian filmmaking. Yeah. It's a big market there. It's huge.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Okay. Jumbotrons and stages. Mosh pit. It's not, it's not like that, but it's interesting. So anyway, they're doing this thing and I'm sitting there and I'm watching the, it's like a, forget the setting, but Duralius walked into the room because he got an acting gig for this fucking.


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[Assistant] You were. But it really, it really kinda freaked me out. I think I was in church, hungover.


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[Assistant] Wait, is that like a bathroom scene? Yeaah. Okay, I have seen that. Exactly. Yeaah. Alright. That's not real. It's just, yeaah. It clicked. Hard to forget that one. But what I didn't like about that at the end of it was there was no cliffhanger.


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[Assistant] A daredevil? At daredevil, everything gets tied up in a nice little bow. You don't need a-


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[Assistant] Yeah, I wanted to join in, but I knew I'd fuck up. So what now? Daredevil, like, uh, Season 2 is, uh. Season 2 is good? Yeah, I enjoyed it. Okay. It doesn't have enough kingpin, like I wish there were more kingpin, because yeah, he was such an, like, great character in the first season. But they do have a lot more of the Punisher, who I really enjoyed.


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[Assistant] Was that John Goodman? Yeah, that was the one, yeah. I enjoyed the film. I just thought the clover-filled thing felt so tacked on. Really took me out of it. It didn't. It did.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we, oh yeah, we have to make like a 13 episode run. That's crazy. I mean, that still costs a lot of money. We'll ask Steve the Domino's guy for money. We don't care. Put the big dick. Hey Steve, go make some money with your dick.


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[Assistant] Like they went to Mexico with it. Like they broke down the budget and how much like we're pocketing or whatever. Yea, no, money always makes people crazy. Yea, that's true. I would love to see us eventually just have an animation department. I mean, that could even just be a Patreon itself of just Neib's Gaming animation. Boom.


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[Assistant] But the thing, yeaah, the thing with the Patreon or something like that, like that's a commitment. And listen, I would gladly take on the full-time job of like, you're just focused on animation. And the more money we have, we could hire more animators. Better animators. Yeaah, exactly, better animators. Our animation's always been kinda wonky. Steve could be your assistant? Steve with the big dick, yeaah. Oh, we could get him. Call Domino's, quickly.


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[Assistant] The whole place is one office. That's just one room in the office. Why does Anthony get such a big room? He's got the biggest room out of anybody. He does.


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[Assistant] Well, I remember at first I was like, I'm not gonna have fun. It doesn't feel creative. And then I like did something like rage cop.


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[Assistant] And I had a blast doing it. So I'm just like, okay, I like this now. I can see how you can be creative with gameplay videos. And I think that's something that sets our channel apart from a lot of other gameplay channels. We do get a little bit more creative with our stuff. If you don't have the full story, we did a Niebz Gaming Origins and that kind of explains the whole deal.


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[Assistant] I know y'all live in my state. Love the vids. I will find you and I will notify you that I have seen y'alls faces and eat them.


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[Assistant] Very, very nice. Like, that's a bath salts thing, right? People eating their friends' faces with the- Oh yea, they get high on bath salts. Eat a face or two. Good stuff.


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[Assistant] I am a 35 year old. You just make your own words out of words. First time commenting, not commenter. I know it's a small thing, but you just kinda assume a word when you read it. Sorry, start over Simon.


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[Assistant] You can find all our stuff, obviously, news gaming, you're already here. Uh, if you type in Hank and Jed, that's a lot of, uh, the old live action films, old animations, and then Johnny Ethko as well, that's another channel that has more animations made by most of us.


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[Assistant] Well read. No, I love our community. It's the best. I'm excited to go to YouTube comments. Other YouTubers are like, oh, I hate reading the comments.


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[Assistant] Youtube's saying it's like everything looks fine on their end. Interesting. Obviously, I don't know if they're intentionally lying or if they're just going, we don't know what's wrong either. Yeaah. But obviously people are getting unsubbed from channels.


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[Assistant] I think we should give the best community on YouTube a round of applause from all of us with every ounce of our sweet little hearts.


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[Assistant] Listen to my, listen to my right snap. Okay. Listen to left. Oh, is that from a, a man? Much stronger. Much stronger. Oh god, yea. Wow.


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[Assistant] Listen, I think it's cool that we get these comments all the time, especially on Ark and Subnautica, because that's where I get most of my information on how the game works. Really? Yea, just read comments.


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[Assistant] Or things like, I don't know if this episode's come out yet, but someone's like, the reason that melon's not growing is cause you have to hit it with your knife and make seeds. I saw that in a comment.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I've seen some people, uh, are wearing socks when they watch the video.


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[Assistant] There needs to be a urinal version for number two. What would that be called? A urinal version for number two? Yeah, explain this to me. It's called a toilet.


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[Assistant] We should switch over. We should do the metric system and squatting number two all at once.


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[Assistant] I don't wanna name any names, but this has happened in this circle. Yeaah. With some of your kids.


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[Assistant] Well listen, this Patreon thing too, we just started that, we haven't had enough, we haven't even gotten the money from Patreon yet, cause that's on like a 30 day basis, but once that happens, part of our goal is to advance faster, and to get things like that.


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[Assistant] Once it hits though, it's gonna, it's gonna hit pretty hard cause the guys will be trained, they'll be here, you're gonna see a lot more cinematic content suddenly.


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[Assistant] I think you can do this to someone and they, and they forget everything they've learned, but they get their Ingrams back.


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[Assistant] Yeah, if you forget weight and fortitude, you can be screwed. Here lately though, I seem to have enough Ingrams. I think I've leveled up once or twice.


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[Assistant] Because we've never got an egg before. No. Out of all the months we've been playing on this server, those eggs have been there since we started playing. It's weird, because I just got a dragon. So there's different nests, so Shadow may have been in a different part of that valley.


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[Assistant] Does that make sense? Yeah, you take the old one, a new one will come up, and then you grab that new one and it's not spoiled.


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[Assistant] They still could make it like, why not sell skins and emotes? I would pay


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[Assistant] Yeah, cause if you're rich, you'll just buy a bus, you'll just play all the time with the bus on. Immediately, yeah. I always thought there should be a VIP room in these games.


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[Assistant] Okay, so explain. Like, you know how the maps, what it is? Well, like you go to the airport and you want to go to the American Airlines. Executive lounge. Executive lounge. We can't go in there unless you're executive.


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[Assistant] But there's a, there's a, I think we all know someone who hasn't seen a classic and you're like, What? How have you not seen Dune? I've never seen Dune. I've never seen Dune either.


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[Assistant] Yes! I got a Dollar Shave Club razor.


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[Assistant] Well listen, I only like to shave about once a week, cause it's a waste of time. Right. So, in the past, if I want to shave and I got like a week's worth of growth, I hit it with like the electric clipper first, and then shave because it was like pulling hair out of my face. Yea. I can just go a full week with that razor. It just comes off like butter. Actually they have the butter stuff. I was about to say, you have butter?


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[Assistant] But you don't want to just make it ARK in space unless you are ARK making a new game, but if you're a different company making something like, oh, you have these animals you ride, then you're just going to be accused.


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[Assistant] Imperium is the closest game to having it down, in my opinion. Yeah, if you took... Space Engineer has no threats, it doesn't seem. Like, it doesn't seem like much of a survival.


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[Assistant] So, there hasn't been a lot of large game companies that have tackled this, is there?


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[Assistant] I don't even care if it's a planet. Like if you fly to the planet and then boom you're on a flat map that's fine with me.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but if you go through the clouds and then you see a white screen and now you have to aim somewhere on this map, like you can't go on the, the back, cause in Empyrean they're actually round, you can go all the way around the planet.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but you can go around east to west or whatever, and that's cool, but that does limit the size of your map.


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[Assistant] The last 20 seconds is where you can put the links to other videos now and that's it.


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[Assistant] My favorite thing to do now is to build something that has some sort of challenge. So a motorcycle's just gonna be a car with less wheels, really.


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[Assistant] Like we did garbage trucks and we've been thinking about doing some sort of forklift thing, which is similar, but try to find some way to mix it up a little bit. Anthony keeps talking about that because he already built one. He's already built a, well he's built a warehouse. He's built a whole warehouse.


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[Assistant] I think maybe if we did, like, bring the bomber challenge back, but have it two-man, and the other guy is in the vehicle looking through something, aiming and dropping something, so it's not-


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[Assistant] That's all I would need. A thing that deletes whatever block it touches.


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[Assistant] The will helps. And the ability to save as you go. But still. Sometimes you don't.


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[Assistant] Undo, please. Yeah, they're still working on it. Yeah, apparently they're gonna be crops. And that's a thing in Gmod, right? Undo? I dunno.


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[Assistant] You didn't see the whole thing. And that's true, I saw a lot of it. I was flipping through one day, a long time ago, and I'm like, oh, what's this? And I saw a scene that was really funny, and I'm like, oh wait.


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[Assistant] This is like right up my alley. And then I'm like, oh, that's Jermaine. And I got really excited. And then, and then.


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[Assistant] I would, I would definitely give it another try, cause I love Jemaine, and when I saw it, I did recognize this is different, this is fun. Oh, it's ridiculous. But at the same time, Dralius has a bad record of judging movies. I really don't. The worst in the room.


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[Assistant] I know you are, but I'm waiting for- I'm naming movies you can't rag on. I know you are, you're going safe. Let's see, I liked Wonder Woman, saw that the other day.


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[Assistant] How much did I like it? I give it like a seven or eight out of ten. Seven or eight. For a DC movie, that's a home run.


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[Assistant] Okay, as far as comedies, things that I wasn't expecting much out of, but I liked. The uh, the rock movie with Kevin Hart, the CIA thing. Oh yea, Central Intelligence. That was funny. Yea, I didn't see it.


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[Assistant] Cause you, a lot of your thumbnails look good full screen, but people don't look at our thumbnails full screen. Sometimes it's just little bitty things.


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[Assistant] Right. There you go. Was it Schadenfreuden? Schadenfreuden. Any candle burn out makes Simon's burn brighter. I hope that makes your soul feel better. Is that it? Whatever gets him into heaven, right?


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[Assistant] This is how Dr. Ellis takes constructive criticism.


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[Assistant] We kinda spoke about that. I'll think about that. I might do that. We kinda talked about that earlier a little bit.


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[Assistant] Not that particular comment, but I brought up like the knife with the seed. That's why they don't grow.


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[Assistant] But it probably wasn't growing yet. So this could be a spoiler. Don't you play?


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[Assistant] That makes sense it's a series. We're talking a full game. I know, but listen, I'm talking about the full, the show as a full, which was shaped by the comments to some degree.


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[Assistant] Because you could read, oh they like this, they don't like this, let's bring that character back. And you kind of get that, if they just made the game and put it out, you wouldn't have the feedback from the community.


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[Assistant] I think for me, I would be less likely to play Subnautica because it is a bit of a linear story, whereas Arc is not. Arc's just whatever you want to do.


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[Assistant] You never felt like you were gonna fall? Nope, not once. That's great. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Like you could live, like imagine where this could go, with textures being upgraded. I mean, you could feel like you're in the matrix. Yeah. Eventually. Oh no, you're going to. Bullets are being fired.


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[Assistant] I was saying this, uh, they got this, have you seen this bungee cord aerobics thing? Where you have like a harness on? Yeah, you showed us a clip at lunch. Yeah, and you're like, you're tethered to the ceiling, but you can like jump down into a push-up position and push yourself back up because you're just real bouncy.


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[Assistant] Oh man, another movie I like, uh, Guardians of the Galaxy 2.


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[Assistant] Well listen, here's the reason Thicc leads. Because he's incapable of listening.


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[Assistant] No, I'm joking. It should be. It wouldn't surprise me. But yea, a Klingon app to learn Klingon would definitely do well.


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[Assistant] Topping was a very good, uh-huh. I like that. Topping. We should bookend it. Okay, metric system, squatting, coming soon.


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[Assistant] Barry! He's probably still doing work on the side. Remember how when we were starting this business, he was always doing work on the side? Yea.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he's been wanting to open toys his whole life.


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[Assistant] Slice people. There. Oh damn. Fasten the whole group of papers together. Yep. Pretty convenient.


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[Assistant] It is a good looking car. It is a good looking car. It's a Saab. It's a Saab. Here's the thing. Who cares? I know the backstory. It's a car. Okay. He knows a guy that's a mechanic in town, and apparently this guy has a bunch of Saabs at his disposal.


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[Assistant] So he's like, hey, I can say to this car, it's a good deal, and if it breaks, I've got all the parts right here. I can pretty much guarantee. Right around the corner. I can guarantee this car's gonna keep running. Cause it's easy, apparently it's really easy to switch the motors on these things.


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[Assistant] When I was in Australia, I didn't have a car for most of the time, so I had to borrow one. You rode a kangaroo. My girlfriend at the time, her sister had a car, and if I ever really needed one, she'd let me borrow it. And it was pretty funny.


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[Assistant] Cause, uh, I had a buddy, uh, he and I just did, uh, labor work everywhere. Yeah. But here we are riding around this car that was like this little bubble looking silver thing with the cow print steering wheel and like ferries hanging from the mirror. Yes. We didn't even care. No, it probably looked awesome.


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[Assistant] One side's longer than the other. Is that because there's not enough birds to even it out? Yeaah, there's more birds on that side.


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[Assistant] Can't wait to publish this. This paper's gonna blow it up! We should publish a science paper. That'd make us more valuable, I think.


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[Assistant] Simon, do you want to participate in your podcast? Well, it's not my podcast.


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[Assistant] But you can't put that on your notebook! No one's got a horn with them!


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[Assistant] Yeah, everything was good. What I like when we meet people from Nice, one, they're great, and they know our work usually, and they like it, and then two, we've usually hit on a sensitive spot with them at some point in our career. Like one guy will be like, oh, I'm the user interface guy. I'm like, oh, did you see the video we did about it? He's like, yeah.


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[Assistant] I don't need this. I'm fine with it being cold and wet. How would you be in the tropics? Happy. Every day. It's too hot.


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[Assistant] I had 10 euro. I had 10 euro. I had 10 euro that he got like, long time ago when we went to London for the battlefield, uh, launch. Right. I guess they were announcing it was going to be about World War I. I had it tucked in my passport and I'm like, oh, I'll be able to spend this at some point. So you've had that ever since then, I guess. Yep.


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[Assistant] Sweden has their own money. They don't do euros.


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[Assistant] I heard that rumor. Thank you. Well listen, I heard you try to get rid of this ten dollar euro a hundred times this week. You did.


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[Assistant] Last time we were at the bar at that night, we were like, you guys take euros, right? And she's like, no.


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[Assistant] We use Kronos here. You're like, yeah, but some places, you're like, nope. And then Simon's like, okay, well this waitress that lives here has no idea how this country works. Uh, I'll try this at the next place. And every place is like, no, we don't use that money here.


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[Assistant] Look, I got a cup of water. Nope, it's gelatin. Have you ever had that? You add that to your egg.


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[Assistant] Sometimes I keep a fajita quesadilla on my person.


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[Assistant] I mean, I remember as a kid being forced to eat a vegetable soup and my gag reflexes were going. It wasn't like I was being picky, this was going to make me throw up.


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[Assistant] Pork and beans did that for me. Like why not just have a vegetable, like broccoli. But the thing is, if kids taste buds are a lot more sensitive than an adult,


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[Assistant] I think they need to eat healthy, but you go, okay, my kid can eat plain chicken and green beans. If that needs to be every single meal, I think that's fine. Don't like here, have this chicken curry one day. You still want to have them trying different things all the time.


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[Assistant] You know how they have theme restaurants? Uh huh. You know Black Tuesday? Is that when the market crashed? You mean Ruby Tuesday? No, Black Tuesday.


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[Assistant] It was. Simon and I were like, what's this movie that App Store is watching and Thicke's like, oh, that's Captain Fantastic. It's a drama. It's about a family that loses their mother.


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[Assistant] You guys ready? Are you ready? Are you sure? Are you ready? I am. You shut your mouth. I don't want to be sung to right now. What are you doing? I'm singing. I love your singing. Did you work on that? Well, it was improv. I could tell.


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[Assistant] How's everyone doing today? I'm talking to people in this room. Awesome!


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[Assistant] Very good, very good. Let's jump right into it.


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[Assistant] Duralius made a video called Bugfest, or Duralius Eating Bugs.


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[Assistant] They're harmless. Crickets are pretty tasteless. But that was a fun video and it got a lot of love. Showed my face. You want to talk about that man? I have to.


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[Assistant] Alright, so on, on the same video, Simon Pig says this is way more entertaining than watching a thousand GTA Vs and Ark Survival videos over and over again, lol. At least you guys are doing something different for once. Please keep it coming.


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[Assistant] You didn't really want to do a cooking thing, did you? Did you really? Oh, I thought it was a joke.


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[Assistant] Does Fuzzy Wuzzy sound familiar to you, Duralius? I mean, he didn't have any hair. Okay, Fuzzy Wuzzy, uh, said on your Bugfest video, dude in the blue Neeb shirt, I'm not sure his name needs to have the shit kicked out of him for that gay fucking haircut.


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[Assistant] All right. So, uh, we did the how to play, how to play assault, how to play medic and support and scout.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we did get him. And that was how to play Assault. So that was, that was good to hear. This is on how to play Medic. Bryson Blout says, Medic and Scout are my favorite classes from the beta. Should be even better for Medic with Grenade Launcher. And my question is, did you guys utilize the Grenade Launcher while you were Medics? Yep, I did. What was your experience? I tried.


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[Assistant] Oh, there's one more. How to play support. Oh yeah, that, yeah, yeah. jed90 says, I read somewhere that LMGs have negatives, uh, read somewhere.


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[Assistant] That LMGs have negative spread. You realize what the first time I read this to myself, I read IMGs? Fuck you.


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[Assistant] I read somewhere that LMGs have negative spread, meaning that when you start shooting they have bad bullet spread and as you keep shooting the spread gets better. Just a random info about the support class.


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[Assistant] How to speak to women or how to talk to women was a video that we did. And Meat Dragons said, thank god they made this video. I used to just throw pinecones at them. The more you know. Well, it's not a bad tactic though. It's not. It works sometime, like maybe. Pass fourth grade. I don't know.


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[Assistant] We also have the Spartan says, if you ask a girl if she has heard or seen Nibs Gaming and she says yes, marry her. I'd agree. She's a caper. The best couples in the world are ones that watch Nibs Gaming together. It's a fact.