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[Assistant] What was your instrument, nabes? Trumpet. Trumpet, eh? You still got those sweet chops?


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[Assistant] Uh, that was, uh, for being a drummer in, in band, like all you'd have at home was that a little drum pad.


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[Assistant] That was always kinda shitty. Oh yeah, yeah, it's like one of those practice pads, right? Everyone else is bringing their instruments home and you got a little, little rubber pad.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but nowadays, I mean... You bring a drum kit with you everywhere.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they do. No, they definitely didn't have that then. And if they did, you can imagine the sound.


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[Assistant] Approximately to the, to the, uh, the bar.


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[Assistant] Fun if people want to play something that is...


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[Assistant] I don't know. Sounds like you've got a old sci-fi or...


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[Assistant] I don't think you can like do notes with a theremin, but I might be wrong.


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[Assistant] I think you can, yea. Well like its proximity, like it changes based on how close your hand is to it.


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[Assistant] You can play it like a piano. Yeah, I'm all, yeah, I'm speculating. I don't know my theremins. That might be a good VR game.


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[Assistant] Snelling. Snelling, yeah. But I bought a rock candy and a mouth harp or jaw harp or whatever the hell. Harp jaw. Those things, yeah, when you, when you, when you, when you, they hit your teeth and stuff if you're not doing it right. It's not a good feeling. Yeah, I've tried that before too.


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[Assistant] Dental insurance? Now we got a ban. Yea. I remember how to change the note with a jaw harp by the shape of your mouth, your lips. Well maybe you should do it.


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[Assistant] It's not, you change the shape of your lips. Oh, okay. Yes you do. For all of you jaw harpers out there. Yeah.


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[Assistant] We could also just use the actual video footage from El Sandito. That video.


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[Assistant] I still, I still picture like the rest of the band going like to the keyboard player like


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[Assistant] Dore was so sad at the office that day. He was, I'm sure. I really was sad.


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[Assistant] I'd rather watch that than the Johnny Depp version. Oh for sure, for sure. Oh my god, what a garbage ass garbage movie.


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[Assistant] Yeah, like, like he had his run and then he kept doing all these like remakes and they're like, like...


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[Assistant] Yeah, right. It's kind of like M Night Shyamalama Ding Dong is like you had your magic time and then you came back with all this.


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[Assistant] Yeah, absolutely. That was really weird. Anyway, hey, positive things. Let's talk about, uh, pocket sexes.


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[Assistant] Did they, uhm, what's his face, uh, damn it. Who's in Far Cry 6, uh, back then. Oh, yeah. Oh, Giancarlo? Breaking Bad. Yeah, was he in Nandalorian? Yeah, he's in, yeah.


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[Assistant] His personality is, oh boy. It's a good thing he incorporated his child into that, otherwise, you know, he would have lost everyone in his family, I think. Probably. Yeah. If you haven't seen it, it is beautiful, but yeah, that guy is a little, um, I see.


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[Assistant] We'll meet on some, uh, street corner downtown and we'll do a little five piece pocket saxing.


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[Assistant] That's how we grew up, uh, Christmas Eve was kind of where everything happened. Just chill as fuck the next morning. Like, didn't have anything to do.


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[Assistant] Well, we'd open our presents Christmas Eve. Oh really? You open all your presents?


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's what we did. I don't remember you even mentioning that. Didn't even save one. Thought I knew you. No, because that next morning was like, no, you don't know me for shit.


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[Assistant] Like Christmas morning, it was just like everything was already done. We were just like lazy and playing with whatever we had. It was just a lazy day. Yeah, it's fine. Christmas is very busy for me.


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[Assistant] I'm flying, probably, uh, when you guys are hearing it, I'll have just flown when you're hearing this. And it'll be the first time since the beginning, so uh.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna do, I'm gonna do all the, you know, all the things of course and be nice and safe. I will have done.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, I'm gonna go home for a whopping two and a half days.


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[Assistant] New Orleans is a creepy place. It's beautiful. I've not been there.


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[Assistant] It's a good, it's a good setting. The voodoo. Like, I knew legit weird people down there that were really into that shit. The voodoo stuff? Yes. Like the Weekend at Bernie's 2 people? Like exactly just like that. I couldn't have described it better.


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[Assistant] I mean, we started off the day. We were gonna record this podcast earlier.


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[Assistant] When did, when did you respond back? I'm just curious. It's just a detail.


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[Assistant] So that's what we did. And we were talking, and you missed out on what makes it suck, is you missed out on a really good, fun,


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[Assistant] Okay, let's tell everyone about it. Why don't you, Neebs? I've been talking too much.


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[Assistant] I'm just saying, like, I was really shocked, and when I saw you jump today, I'm thinking, man, you know what, if five years ago, you could have grabbed the rim, then, then, then you've gone drastically down.


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[Assistant] I'm the most unathletic. I tried to jump today. I did see that. Oh my God. Like I've never felt more. We have footage of that. I know. I'm showing it on purpose now because, and it's sad, like cause it's the most, it's really like unmanly.


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[Assistant] Oh, and what's great is like, I'm finally old enough to realize that you're probably so right, and you just get used to thinking like, I think I'm normal, and I'm not, I'm not even close to normal. No, you're perfectly normal.


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[Assistant] We were just out there, and first it was like, alright, well let's warm up. No, we wanted to stay. I wanted to come. Oh, you should have been there. I know. That was so much fun. And you should have been, cause it's sad that, and we said afterwards, like, we need to do this more.


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[Assistant] Yeah, just get right to it. But honestly, you want to talk, sadness is bad. Talk about football though. Uh huh. I don't understand why we're not relying on the cameras to tell us who's doing the fucking fouls. Oh, I know. I agree. Right? There'd be a foul at this point. This is ridiculous.


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[Assistant] Don't you think that that might change the game in a very interesting way for the good


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[Assistant] I have, and I have an add-on, that's all you have so far? Next line should be something about how much he's an idiot.


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[Assistant] You think he's a full blown idiot. He does make some bad decisions. No, some. He's got horrible judgement. He is doing things that, like, there's no way that he should still be alive.


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[Assistant] She was, she was way overboard in Strangers with Candy, but it worked for that character. That was by design. By design. But anything else like even, she's always kinda been like that. So when you cast her, you get that. Yes. Because there's not anything that she's ever done where she's not that. So when I see her, I go, that's her.


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[Assistant] Well, let's get, let's get Dave on the podcast next week. Listen, Dave. I'm sure Dave's a nice guy. Oh, he's dealing with it right now.


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[Assistant] Episode 4 I didn't mind because yea, it was, it was more of a filler episode, but they wanted that village, but yea, you got


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[Assistant] It's just ridiculous the scene where she goes up to him, she goes, so you've never taken your


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[Assistant] You know, whatever it is. And then like ten seconds later, he's in front of a big old fucking window, right? And he takes his helmet off!


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[Assistant] Like that kind of shit is... There's no excuse for that.


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[Assistant] I still like the show a lot. Why would anyone do that?


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[Assistant] I'm curious. I wish they didn't do like the little things, like, I don't know, I mean, I guess they're going with the style of it, but you know, like even when they got on those bikes, you know, they kind of, they kind of made it a thing of like to get on those cover bikes. Yeah, they were on those for way too long. They milked everything. With the weird music. The weird music and the whole like, let's not, we're not at Disney riding a ride. We're watching a show.


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[Assistant] They can do, it makes you realize that there's so much to do in the world. They can have an entire series about just two sub characters from one of the movies.


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[Assistant] You know, like, there's so much opportunity with this universe, when Disney bought it, it's like they were really buying so much, they probably got a bargain.


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[Assistant] With what they could do with it if it was good. But it's easy to make shit. It's also easy to just...


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[Assistant] I mean, you, you've bought this giant universe, but at the same time, it's pretty narrow. It's like, it's okay. How far can you get out of TIE fighters and X-Wings and, uh, Star Destroyers and Stormtroopers? You know what I mean? Yeah. It's like you, it is a huge universe, but it's also very narrow.


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[Assistant] Can we? Yeah, we should. Manscapes Perfect Package 2.0 is the perfect gift this holiday season. It's literally everything you need to keep trims cut free and smelling nice down there.


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[Assistant] And it comes with the Lawn Mower 2.0 which has proprietary advanced skin safe technology so it won't snag and it's waterproof so you can use it in the shower. And the Perfect Package 2.0 also includes the Crop Reserver, an anti-chafing ball deodorant and moisturizer.


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, they work great. Don't do the boxers in the shower though. I'm not. No, there's no reason for that. No, don't get my boxers wet. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Thank you, Manscapes. Thank you. That was a really good read. I'm glad you liked it. You have a little smile on your face. Yeah, now you- Now I wanna- I was feeling it!


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[Assistant] Because we love them. We love them. And uh, and if you guys are in, ever going to like go, hey, you know what, I'm gonna buy a trimmer specifically for my pubes, we can all personally truly attest to the fact that these are probably, I mean, they're the best I've ever used for sure. Yes. And they're very reasonably priced, period.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I would assume that the hairs being long and wild on the shaft aren't fun.


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[Assistant] Depends on what you like. Some people do. Some people might say please don't trim right there. Right. Okay. Depends on the person.


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[Assistant] Well, I don't know, I mean, you like- You know where to go. You like long hairs on the shaft? Are you a long hair shaft guy? Oh, absolutely.


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[Assistant] We had to save Baby Yoda. Mandalorian was not that agile.


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[Assistant] I kinda like that part. You kinda get to see a little bit like what this, what they're like all about. They're all about armor and weapons. Yeah, but you're not really getting anything.


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[Assistant] But, I don't even like, I don't even like Carl Weathersons at all. Why? No, I think he does fine. He's just a broker, right? Yeaah. I just don't- I thought he was fine. Uhm, I just, for some reason I don't like him in this. I don't know why yet. I'm getting a bad vibe from him.


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[Assistant] No, I was, I, I, no, uh, what do you like? Listen, you know what? You've been talking shit about this show ever since we started. Pooping on it.


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[Assistant] But you gotta do it right. You gotta keep the visuals very interesting. That's not an easy thing to do. But this definitely looks and feels like a mediocre TV show. Yes. I think it's not like a fucking movie.


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[Assistant] Some things like- Star Wars, man, I don't know, I guess, I guess, I guess it's Star Wars, cause Star Wars is what? Really commercial. It's not like cutting edge ever, it's not gritty, it's not like dangerous, it's, it's just like Star Wars, it's corporate. Right. Right? At this point.


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[Assistant] It's cheesy. Absolutely, yes. As opposed to- One-liners, all that. Yeah. Yeah. It was based on like, old, like 1930s cereals. And those were cheesy. It's like, that's how that universe even started.


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[Assistant] Oh, it's a great looking trailer. I'm intrigued as shit because it's, it is a direct sequel to what, I mean, I don't know what anyone was looking for, but like this is a complete fresh story of like a, of a telling of what 30 years after is like when this was real.


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[Assistant] Egon might have actually requested that and wanted that to happen. I, if that was done for me, let's just say for some, some reason, you know, I die. You guys end up years from now doing some sort of a movie.


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[Assistant] And in homage, you, you raise me from the dead and you animate me.


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[Assistant] I would not think that that was a bad idea, as long as you were funny with it.


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[Assistant] It's a major part of pop culture. Taylor Swift is still really fucking big in pop culture and she's fucking in it. All of these fam- all the most famous people- There's a lot of people in it. All of the, like, the biggest people are fucking in this. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I always thought cats was ridiculous. Always. Even when it was the biggest thing on Broadway when I was growing up.


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[Assistant] I have a hard enough time accepting when people are singing dialogue, much less singing dialogue as a feline, as a little, as a little


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[Assistant] We would see those commercials for all of the Broadway shows. Yea, never, never for me. All of the fucking time. So we would see, and I always thought that they were just, especially the cats things were just the most ridiculous looking stupid things. Sure. Ever as a child. I'm surprised they haven't done dogs.


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[Assistant] Ghostbusters is kinda considered a comedy, but if you watch Ghostbusters, it's funny. Yeah.


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[Assistant] But they don't treat it like a comedy. It's not in your face comedy. Yeaah. No. It's very subtle.


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[Assistant] And if this, and well from the trailer, like the only kind of funny line I even remember was just like with a kid saying, hey remember that time we all died under a table? And that was like kind of the only even since that there was comedy in this movie. That was a great line.


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[Assistant] The 26, eh, it, it understands like, take the ghost kind of serious.


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[Assistant] Uhm, because it'd be great to be able to, since it's doing commentary, to be able to take big chunks of the movie, put it together, and then like commentate over it and hit pause and rip these movies apart with each other.


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[Assistant] Okay, well of course, everyone reviews things, but me personally, that's kinda like why I would like to do a TV thing with you guys. Cause every week I'd like to review something personally. Cause I like to review things. I think it'd be fun. Or praise them if they're good. Cause if something's really good, I'm all about it. But if it's bad, I like to call it out. And I just think it's fun. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Exactly, that picks up the goggles, that picks up the controllers and becomes, in that world, it's the redoing of recent movies, but it's all kinda-


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[Assistant] It's too in your face. It's GTA. That's what it's supposed to be. It's supposed to be in your face.


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[Assistant] I play GTA though and I look at the world and go like, I don't know what the movie is going to be about. It's going to be all about the story. I'm assuming that the story is going to be above average.


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[Assistant] See, and that's a reason to bring me out to the theater. Cause if the story is mediocre, but they say, holy shit though, it gets you moving in 3D. The visuals- Great! No. Then bring me there. Now you're talking about- I'm all about that. With mushrooms! Yes, with mushrooms! Break me!


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[Assistant] It is. It's a very simple story, but, uh, I remember seeing that in 3D and thinking, holy shit. Immediate first scene. You're like, oh.


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[Assistant] The first one was a challenge enough because okay, we got all these actors and we gotta put all these suits on them so we can track their movement and everything.


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[Assistant] Uh, in the sequel apparently there's a lot of underwater environments. I heard a ton. And they have basically had to like revamp the whole system because the way like these cameras capture what these actors are doing underwater it's completely different because light


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[Assistant] The definitive underwater movie I heard. Oh god. And James Cameron loves some underwater movies. He does. Yea, the abyss. Yea. I mean, he's titanic even kinda to an extent. I mean, the dude loves working with water. Which not a lot of people do because it's tough.


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[Assistant] There's a Jesus video game coming out. I'm surprised it took this long. I know, I can't believe it. Well, you know the thing is, we could do a Jesus game too, because we can't be, nobody's copying it. Jesus is Jesus.


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[Assistant] The trailer I saw looks... Can we watch it?


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[Assistant] Yeah, looks good. Like quality? No, it didn't look terrible. It's awful. It doesn't look terrible, but it just looks like it's a CG movie. It's a spook? That you just kind of interact with. Okay. Oh great. No, that sounds wonderful.


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[Assistant] Yeah man, we're doing this. But is this like an open world? See, I don't agree with this.


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[Assistant] No, it looks awful. Oh, but I think it'd be great to watch and make fun of.


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[Assistant] And I'm the only one that actually goes to church here on a regular basis, but this is, to me, hysterical.


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[Assistant] You don't know that. I want to hear people talk. I want to hear a voice that says now I will come back. Like very bad actors.


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[Assistant] Dunking, Dunking Mandalorian. And the title of it is...


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[Assistant] Alright, thanks for, thanks, and if you stick around the entire, they're gonna have to stick around to the very end to understand.


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[Assistant] Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for joining us in today's podcast. We're all going through some crazy times. Uh, don't touch each other. Don't cough on each other. And be patient. Be friendly. Try chicken piccata.


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[Assistant] And once Cheesecake Factory is open again, let's all go there.


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[Assistant] These people are just listening to the podcast, they don't even know what's going on. I'm using face rig, I'm a rabbit right now.


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[Assistant] There we go. Right? Yeah, finally. Looks like a normal human being right there. Alright. Well, what do you- Is this better? If you talk- Does anybody want- I'm not doing the voice!


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[Assistant] Anthony shared a clip with me, uh, so he's carrying these weapons, and his hands are full, and Half-Life Alex, and he's like, ah, I wanna keep these weapons, but I-


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[Assistant] That was enough. Hey, can we bring up, uh, so, Neve's Gaming Live. Oh. Currently on hold, uh, we're trying to reschedule.


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[Assistant] So people that have tickets, if they want to keep them, they will carry over, but we're still trying to nail down a new date. And I don't want to nail it down too fast because other events are rescheduling. Yes. So we don't want to pick a date and all of a sudden, you know, for example, like Azalea Festival was holding their concerts one of the weekends we're looking at. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so if you're, if you bought a ticket and you're okay with it just sitting there, it'll carry over whenever we do figure it out. Um, if you need the refund, I think that's available now. So, uh, but if not, just stay tuned. We'll try to keep you informed. Soon enough. It's not just not going to happen. It's just going to be pushed down the road.


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[Assistant] Yep, perfect. And that's what's nice. The phonemes are hot on. Look up! Look down!


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[Assistant] Big mouth talk. Big mouth talk. I, I, I can talk like this. It doesn't keep up.


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[Assistant] I'm not around my family. Like, the people that live in my house I'm around, but my parents, I'm not seeing them. I'm, aside from being in here, I'm at home. Yeah, me too. Home, here, back home, that's it.


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[Assistant] No, I mean, if we have to not come to the office, that's fine, but uhm,


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[Assistant] And we can adjust to that. At this point, when I leave here, you don't have to really worry about me picking up anything at home, because I'm not going anywhere.


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[Assistant] I'm happy at home. I get it. It adds so many logistics, like being here recording things, piece of cake. It's a first world problem. Once we start having to do the other stuff.


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[Assistant] If we can just be super careful when we leave here, and not have to stop coming here, it'll make life a lot easier.


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[Assistant] That guy's great. I'm really a big fan of him. Well, I have to face the camera, so. You do, I know. So anyway, talk, speak. Uhm, well, uh, Cheesecake Factory. We haven't talked about that. Alright, moving on to the next subject. Did we talk about your trip to, uh,


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[Assistant] If you don't have a Cheesecake Factory, you can go to CPK. Also delicious. If you like capers. I love capers.


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[Assistant] I could see the eye doctor just dealing with Simon for a minute, just being like, you know what? You're not.


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[Assistant] Yeah, like I would be, uh, our state's not hit too bad right now with coronavirus, but, but part of me is like, well they've shut dentists. Dentists are unless it's an emergency. Hairdressers, hairdressers, nail salons. Not that I need one, but. Dentists? Yeah.


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[Assistant] That means as far as like, you know, people that are considering what surgeries they do that can be put off to later, I bet a lot of people are like, yea, let's hold off.


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[Assistant] I have. Fast food Italian. Fast food Italian, so good. When I went to school, that was, that was like m- when I wanna treat myself. I think there's one left in Myrtle Beach. You've done this before, haven't we? Well, I'm done.


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[Assistant] Done with what? Was talking about food. Thank god.


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[Assistant] I think we've done this before too. Okay, well listen, while they're doing it, I can talk about a few things, like, uh, recently, uh, or even not so recently, I brought up everyone needs to watch Black Sails. Abstra is the only one who's watched it. This comes up every podcast. He loves it, but I'm leading to something. Okay.


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[Assistant] Call of the Wild. I watched it. Loved it. Uhm, a lot of people were complaining about how the dog looks. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Homosexuality and tigers is all in. It's a documentary on Netflix, right? Yea.


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[Assistant] While he's pulling that up, Dralis, uh, not Dralis, Apsro and I stumbled across Bongo Cat the other day.


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[Assistant] And this is just a little cartoon cat, he covers songs. Like the first one we saw was Bad Guy, and it's got that same boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom.


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[Assistant] Squeaky chickens. It is just the dumbest thing. Uh, if you want to laugh real quick, check out Bongo Cat.


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[Assistant] I was talking to Big Shadow a few weeks ago, and he was just going on about how many like dog channels there are. Just a person and their dog, and their dog is the focus of that channel.


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[Assistant] Nice. Oh, okay. That was really nice. Well there, you did it. Thanks. Kill them with kindness. I really feel like there's really no end to how many of those could succeed. To me, it's amazing how I can be entertained by just people hanging out. Mmhm. Comedians in cars, good example. It's usually just a couple people hanging out.


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[Assistant] But I like the fact that in 15 minutes you can have coffee and then a meal and then go to the lake for a minute. Okay. It's like you had a little outing.


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[Assistant] Now how big was this arena though? Cause have you ever noticed when you watch old movies, you could see they had a budget for maybe 400 people.


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[Assistant] All these shows being filmed at home really feel weird.


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[Assistant] Any talk show where they normally have an audience laughing or booing or whatever they do is just quiet now.


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[Assistant] Here we go. Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for joining us in today's podcast. We're all going through some crazy times. Uh, don't touch each other. Don't cough on each other. And be patient. Be friendly. Try chicken piccata.


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[Assistant] And once Cheesecakes Factory is open again, let's all go there. Have a great week. Stay clean. Stay safe. See you next podcast.


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[Assistant] I got your food. I ordered food at uh, 5.30. Right now it's, it's 7.13. It's not here yet.


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[Assistant] I could, but it's just there, it's on the ladies, and whenever we order, it's at night, and...


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[Assistant] Now, uh, if I hear the doorbell ring, what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna go and stick it in the kitchen, maybe in the microwave. It'll stay warm and then I'll, or I'll just heat it up when we're done.


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[Assistant] I don't know. Again, my lady ordered it. Two hours guaranteed. I just, I just looked at my lady and said, hey, you might order me some hibachi. And she's like, yeah, sure. She's like, sucka, I'm gonna get you some.


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[Assistant] That's a good analogy thing. They are two different levels of disgusting.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I enjoy mine too. I got mine right here, I keep them on my desk. Oh, who doesn't? It's just these, these mints. You guys can see that, the fucking multivitamin or whatever. Is that a gummy? They're all gummy penises. Yeah, it's a little gummy. Okay. It's got a little, it's got a little sugar coating. Yeah, that's, I'm rolling with that. Yeah. It's good stuff, man.


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[Assistant] Do some serious MMA. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Actually, I need to buy a boat. Tell me more about it. Tell me more about it right now. God damn it. Tell me more about it. Let's start with key bumps.


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[Assistant] You mean like a Mad Libs, right? Is that what it's called? Yeah, Mad Libs.


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[Assistant] You know Disney would be all over that like immediately. Yeah. They were like, we'll be able to dub our, uh, you know, any of our movies in any language and just have the lip sync match.


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[Assistant] Yeah, the Marvel folks make the good money. You can tell the DC folks, they're uh, they're CG department.


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[Assistant] Yeah, like, nah, nah, just show me, show me the good part.


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[Assistant] Big moment, big moment. Yeah, yeah. Probably so. There's, yeah, there's a lot of stages where you're just, God, please work, please work, please work. It's a scary gig, man.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but so many people like, because that fire was already going, so there were so many already, so many cameras on it, so they, I mean, they could just have angles and angles of this thing. Yeah. But every one of them looked nuts.


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[Assistant] Oh my god. Crazy. I didn't see that. Yeah, I saw that. Gotta look that one up.


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[Assistant] They have a 15 day free trial. I'll get it and watch the series and then be done with it.


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[Assistant] Everything he does looks good, like it might not be good, but it'll look good. It's a quick trailer, you should watch it. Okay.


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[Assistant] Well of course not. Yeah, it's, it's, uh, it seems to be a hodgepodge of images and I have no clue what's going on. But yeah, looks like a cool world.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's like, what if it's like some sort of Hunger Games shit? Because I also saw like a big city. Did you watch it? Yeah, just watched it. Okay, yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, she's like opens her mouth and like.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm intrigued too, uh, and Ridley, like I said, Ridley, uh, I do like some Ridley Scott. Sure. That man knows how to make a pretty image. Yeah, he does.


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[Assistant] Haven't watched any shows. I'm still playing damn Ghost of Shush-Sushima. Sushis-Ghost of Sushi? That is a long ass game. How many hours would you say you have in it?


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[Assistant] Oh god, I feel like I've been playing a couple every night and for the last


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[Assistant] Yeah, I feel like I'm about 25 hours in maybe. Oh shit. But I feel like, you know, but there's, there's a whole portion of the map up north I haven't even gone to. So I'm just like, damn.


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[Assistant] But it's great, like uhm, what I really like is it has really good side quests.


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[Assistant] The other day, like, I was just wandering around, not even looking for a quest, just wandering around exploring the world. Came across, like, a monk who was like, ah, or a healer. He's like, ah, I'm just trying to get into this town to help these people. Will you escort me? You escort the guy, you talk to him, you defend him from bandits, and you get him to the village.


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[Assistant] We saved two people along the way, so.


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[Assistant] I mean it feel, it feels as big as like the Los Santos, like GTA.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean just size wise. The whole map or the? Yeah, I mean I'm sure you can get online and I'm sure there's a comparison out there. Yeah, I'm sure.


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[Assistant] But it feels, it feels gigantic. Yeaah. Maybe Red Dead 2. I mean, uh, it, you know, Los Santos is huge and...


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[Assistant] Like that map has to be super big because you can fly around and drive really fast, you know, so it might be smaller. Right, I'm sure. Just because you're riding in a horseback, but because you are only limited to horseback, it feels gigantic. Yeah. Kinda like Red Dead, I guess.


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[Assistant] But yea, wonderful getting the combat guy, you just keep unlocking cool shit. The combat in that game is so damn fun.


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[Assistant] Uh, oh, you mean the new, uh, yeah, the naturalist update? Yeah. Yeah, no, uhm, I checked it out a little bit. It's, yeah, it's- Pokemon Snap.


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[Assistant] Yeah, the best thing in this Red Dead Update is you can like, you have like a trink gun now. So yeah, you can trink animals. Bring them down and then take a picture of them all drugged up. Take semen out of them and deliver the semen to the lady for money. No, are you serious? Well, you take something out of them. But it's not semen though. Nah, it's semen.


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[Assistant] In my head, that's exactly what's happening. That's what he wants. I tried another game, a game called Carrion. Okay. It's on Steam, have you heard of that?


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[Assistant] Carion. Carion? No, it's C-A-R-R-I-O-N, Carion.


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[Assistant] You're an animal in this thing, it's uh, it kind of looks like a Metroid style game, it's got that 2D sprite look to it.


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[Assistant] But you play like a weird blob. It's kinda like the thing. So you're this blob that's like going around this facility and then you like grab people and suck people up and eat them to grow.


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[Assistant] But uh, look it up, like look it up on Steam just to see what it looks like. It's, it's, it's neat. I've only played it maybe a couple hours, but it's, there's something satisfying about it, like being the bad guy, being this alien crawling around this lab. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, it's, yeaah, kind of a, kind of like a, but it's not really a side-scroller. I would attribute it more to like a Metroid style, like. Gotcha. Exploration.


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[Assistant] Have you guys seen uhm, I'm usually, I'm not into sim games at all, simulator games, farming simulator, any of that, but did you see the new Microsoft Flight Simulator? I've heard all about it.


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[Assistant] The volumetric clouds that they have, I've never seen clouds like that in a game. It looks amazing.


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[Assistant] Yeah, like, who the hell buys it? Well, some people clearly don't exist.


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[Assistant] If you have it online it uses actual weather data to make the clouds. This is nothing new, is it?


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[Assistant] Let's see how many discs it is. Right. Yea, 24 sounds insane.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think they also use air traffic data as well. So if like, if there's an actual flight. Direction of wind as well. Yeah, you can see it. That just sounds crazy.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, I've never, I've never played a flight simulator game just because, I mean, just flying from airport to airport to me sounds boring as fuck, but it looks impressive and I'm tempted to try this one, but I, you know, I just see myself getting in there going, yeah, okay, I'm flying.


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[Assistant] Oh wait, I guess that makes it like, not a lot of blu-ray players in PCs. That makes sense.


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[Assistant] How many disc would, uh, uh, the new Call of Duty game be? Is it at like 200 gig now?


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[Assistant] I mean, there must still be a market for it if they're producing it. Somehow. There is. I guess, uh, yea, you probably have some gamers out there that are just, they're off the grid.


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[Assistant] That might be the dumbest premise for a comedy I've ever heard.


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[Assistant] And I kinda wanna see it just because of that. Like, that is such a goofy-ass premise.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we've been, we've actually been doing it over Discord. I'll, uh, get on Netflix, and I'll stream my angle from my PC, which is just Netflix, and we'll all watch, uh, shitty movies. Oh, that's fun. That works. We watched, god, it was pretty bad, we watched a movie called Hurricane Heist. Did I talk to you guys about it? Yeah, you did. Okay, yeah. Can't hear enough about it. Yeah. Oh, fuck.


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[Assistant] With this, it's endless. Like I love that about it, that I could just, I could go one direction and I'm, and I'm gonna see something new.


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[Assistant] Uh, we're having dinner, uh, I think we were at Sawmill and a pickle came and I think Simon was moaning about the pickle or something.


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[Assistant] And then, uh, we're like, oh, what are your favorite pickles? And then we kind of threw out, oh, I like a dill, I like a kosher, I like a whatever.


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[Assistant] And Astro's like, I don't know what mine is. It's like little tiny chopped up pickles. And we're like, relish? Like no.


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[Assistant] No, hell no! They're only in the chicken salad! So you've never, like, got a spoon on it? No, no!


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[Assistant] Now Simon, how you feeling about it? About playing it. Okay, I'm very angry. I was very angry. You brought me right back.


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[Assistant] I remember, I think it was in Conan, you're like, I can't wait to get out of this world, I can't. And I'm like, we're just gonna complain about the next one.


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[Assistant] We should have a crash course off camera. Cause it's hard to absorb this stuff while you're recording sometimes.


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[Assistant] Henna. Henna tattoo. One of those little flip menus they have, like the drink specials on like, uh, Chili's Ruba Tuesdays. Listen, if it was Henna- Flip over to the right guy.


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[Assistant] No, work, work. Cut down trees. No. Sell the trees. Plant trees in places that people don't want them. Cut down people for money. Annoying trees. That's another option, Absro. I always thought that'd be fun to like, start a, like a group of renegades. You got a bunch of tree seeds and small trees and you're just everywhere. You wake up in the morning and there's just trees all over your yard.


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[Assistant] Well in some places, people don't go very often. They come back, boom, trees everywhere. Who did this? The tree bandits.


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[Assistant] That's fun, it's like the reverse of stealing. Yea, you're giving. Yea. We could create a whole, like, thing. This could be a whole category of thing people do. Things that people do.


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[Assistant] Damage bandits. Reroof people's houses when they're gone?


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[Assistant] Well, no, you have one rich person, and then all the other people will hang around that rich person. And continue to be poor.


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[Assistant] We get a bunch of dirt, and some sod, and we start sodding people's roofs, every now and then. Like old English cottage style. It's a lot of insulation. Now don't put dirt on my roof. Insulation. Earth is great insulation, isn't it?


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[Assistant] So, that's the plan. Simon's tired talking about this.


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[Assistant] You have to sing a song too. There's a song you have to sing. But what we learned, like when you were saying covering peanut butter, I'm thinking, okay, now you tell your friends it's food. And then you laugh when they bite it. What is wrong with you? It's a prank. Prankster. And what, what, what? Eating coal is not a prank. What Afro and I learned this weekend is that Simon does not like a prank.


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[Assistant] Like we were just talking about pranks that we had done. Like when I went off to college, uhm, I made a bunch of hamburger helper and I would put like the grease into a can instead of in the sink. And then when it gets full,


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[Assistant] You know, you throw it away. Yeah. Well, I, I end up pushing it through, so I just had a cylinder of grease layers. Okay. Kinda look like a layered ice cream cake or something. Yep, yep.


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[Assistant] As soon as it's in your mouth, you're like baaah. Right, uuuh. You know what?


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[Assistant] I did, I'm such a jackass. And then immediately covered it. I completely did that wrong. It's already hot, like, like piping hot. It's a coal. The oil acts as an insulator and keeps all that energy in there. I love being so wrong.


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[Assistant] What if someone figured out that's all you gotta do to make a diamond? Yeaah. And all of a sudden everybody can get a bag of match light and just diamonds everywhere.


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[Assistant] What I think is crazy is they're saying helium, there's only a finite amount of helium on this planet. And I know they had the helium shortage and there weren't any balloons at Party City or whatever.


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[Assistant] I know helium is used in certain things like cat scans or x-rays or something. Like that's probably more important than a balloon, right?


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[Assistant] And the sound, and then take a river inlet, and they even have like little canals, little locks and things too.


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[Assistant] On the river, a little three story, small cruises.


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[Assistant] Thicc is like the Goldilocks of activities. Like, this one's too old, this one's too young. This one's just right.


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[Assistant] Two things I like most about that, that metal experience. One, in Dream Theater, when they cut to the drummer who had about 6,000 drums. That's Mike Portnoy. When they cut to him, there's a guy just sitting on the floor, just waiting for the thing to be over. So he's always in the shot, just sitting there waiting. Yeah, with like...


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[Assistant] And late, and we go and we walk up on the back porch and Abstra is looking in the back window. And then, like, where are they? I don't see them anywhere. And they were like sitting on the porch quietly in the dark. They should have scared us. See, that'd have been funny. That'd be a good prank.


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[Assistant] They were making out, and they didn't. Yeah, and it would have been a great time to scare us.


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[Assistant] Let me tell another prank I thought was funny. I didn't do this one, but it was brilliant. I was in, uh, Arizona, staying, I was working a meeting at this hotel, and there were ducks everywhere.


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[Assistant] And one of the ladies that I was working with, she kept feeding the ducks peanuts and we said, I don't think ducks eat peanuts. So maybe don't feed them those. Anyway, she wouldn't listen.


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[Assistant] So, a day or two goes by, and we had someone from the hotel, when this lady wasn't around, we said, hey, can you help us out?


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[Assistant] Can you come into the room and say you're finding a bunch of dead ducks around? Have we heard anything?


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[Assistant] Yeah. She deserved it. She deserved it. But here's the thing, I never let a joke go too long.


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[Assistant] That's a good HTTP. So, yeaah. What do you think? This has been fun. It has been.


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[Assistant] Ridge wallets. Uh huh. Yep. They are a sponsor. They have been for a while. We love them. And you know what I keep forgetting to mention? What? Guaranteed for life. Wow. You know what else is guaranteed for life? What? Nothing. Nothing else, nothing in the world? Nothing.


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[Assistant] Okay, awesome to hear. Hey guys, go to RidgeWallet.com forward slash NeebsGaming. Use coupon code NeebsGaming. You'll get free shipping and 10% off. Once again, guaranteed for life. And CockroachKiller. CockroachKiller.


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[Assistant] Yeah, the, the, I found the headlines right away. A healthy dog was euthanized so it could be buried with its owner. Is it a Virginia? I'm trying, I'm looking up right now. Take your time.


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[Assistant] Privacy is a big thing. So what my dad's been doing, uh, every Friday, I guess him and my mom, my mom can't stand this, my mom fucking hates us, uh, they go out with their friends and him and his buddy take a cushion into the restaurant.


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[Assistant] Normally, there's a group of them, so you can't do a booth.


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[Assistant] He sure did. Uh, me too. He was a bigger, he was a bigger player.


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[Assistant] I'll, since I had one, I, and I'll just go next because one of mine was very similar to Neebs, but uhm, I took comments from five different videos. Oh wow, this is the first I believe.


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[Assistant] And, uh, said, did I hear a genuine giggle come from Neebs? They're out there. And in quotes, you don't know how. Do you remember that moment? Which video was it? This from Conan, where you're like trying to figure something out and, and Simon's like,


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[Assistant] Next comments from Morgan Carr. This is from commenting on comments. Scrolling through my Facebook feed for the last few weeks, I kept seeing ads to buy four $4,000 3D printers.


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[Assistant] Maybe the day that he had a video come out it was National 3D Printer Day.


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[Assistant] Hymen's ketchup. Oh. Nevermind. Okay. Alright, I'm done. Whoa! Oh!


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[Assistant] Yeah, that episode was sponsored by Shark Sushi. Oh, talking about another good moment of-


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[Assistant] That was great. It was disappointing for me. Yeah, no, I was happy that that game didn't get me nauseous. I felt just a little bit towards the end, but not much at all, and it made me feel better about VR. And I guess there's one coming out, what, the new Vive?


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[Assistant] Okay, so, yeaah, there's some options there and I heard, yeaah, less likely to get motion sickness.


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[Assistant] What was in Germany? I thought it was in like Africa. Oh, yeah, South Africa. Yeah


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[Assistant] Crazy thing about Arnold, he's my height. He's 5'10".


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[Assistant] Me too, I mean, obviously camera work makes them look bigger, uh, shoes, like Patrick Swayze, I've met when I worked in publicity, and uh, super nice guy.


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[Assistant] But, I expected him to be tall, and he was not.


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[Assistant] He has some pretty polarizing people on there that he's able to just talk to, and he wants to understand how they think, why they think the way they do, and doesn't really debate it so much as just, listen, he has debated things.


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[Assistant] Whenever I sneeze, I change my second one up, because I know usually two are coming.


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[Assistant] I feel like I could be a table guy. I feel like I've never been to many restaurants where the chairs are super comfortable. Like, I like a booth because a booth is more comfortable.


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[Assistant] No. Just to make his ass a little bit more comfortable. Yeaah, because, uh. When he's sitting at a booth, or a table, or both.


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[Assistant] If I were a restaurant owner, and I had customers coming in bringing- That's a sign. It's a sign. That I as a restaurant owner need to go, hm, I should make my chairs more comfortable. Well he's also an old dude that's bringing in a customer.


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[Assistant] No. I'm not in a booth. No, I'm confident on my feelings. That's nice. Having a good time. It's nice to be confident. Yeaah. It's getting warm out.


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[Assistant] No, I love it. I don't. Pool's gonna be open. I'm gonna be swimming. I can't wait to go swimming. I love swimming.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I played that game probably more than anybody because I wanted to unlock a few levels. So we had options when we played. There were many instances where I noticed like, yeah, my jump meter is full. I hit space bar and it just doesn't jump.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well I think it's getting warmer, a little bit more pollen in the air, a lot more gunk. A lot more pollen. So, it is, it just, it's seasonal, unfortunately, I believe.


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[Assistant] Like I've been living in North Carolina my entire life. You think I just, my body would just get used to this shit.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, it's kind of like a griffin, you just point straight down, you dive. Yeah. But, uh, okay, so you just dive towards the ground, land on the ground, ice explosion, freeze things, I'm looking forward to trying that.


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[Assistant] Uh, most of mine are from, uh, Sea of Thieves. Uh, this one's from Jork Wagner.


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[Assistant] George is a funny name, but okay. Says, uh, I know it's only four players, but I miss Duralius. And yes, we miss him too, but I think we're gonna do the same thing, well not at the same thing as the forest, but we're gonna cycle Duralius in and out. Because it is a shame, Sea of Thieves is only four player. Oh yea, no, we're two.


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[Assistant] I need a five man ship. Man, that would be great. That would be perfect. But yea, unfortunately it is only four players. But yea, Duralius, we're gonna get you into the sea of beasts.


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[Assistant] Killishadow says, uh, can you do more episodes of this and don't skip the traveling? Uh, we are gonna do more episodes. First one did great. And, yea, uh, skipping the traveling just kinda comes down to what happens during the traveling. Uh, with the first one, not a lot happened during the traveling, so I cut a lot of the traveling.


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[Assistant] Well a lot of the times, like, I was editing in my brain as we were playing. So it's like, you know, oh, we need to go to this island, let's go! And then it's like, okay, I'm gonna cut to the next island. So, we don't need to say anything, we just need to travel there.


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[Assistant] But, uh, in the one coming up, I use a little bit more traveling because it's kind of fun because I think we do a lot of training Simon how to operate the boat and it's kind of fun to see.


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[Assistant] Verum says, big ship to begin with for a series. Oh wait, it's a sponsored promotional adventure for Sea of Thieves, isn't it? No other episodes? Uh, no, you don't, you don't buy a big ship to begin with. If you have four players, then you just get a big ship.


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[Assistant] Yes, if you have one or two players, you get a sloop, which is a smaller ship. If you have three players, you have a brigantine, I believe it's called, and then if you have four players, it gives you a galleon.


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[Assistant] Well, yeah, it wouldn't be a good idea. I think you can pick it, and theoretically you could, but it's a dumb idea. You don't want to try to operate a ship that size with one guy. Because there's so many sails to turn, so many things to do, it's just a bad idea.


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[Assistant] Yeah, uh, anyway, SaltyHaleRego wants some players to play with, so if anybody's out there on Xbox, or that's cross-platform, you can play on PC, PC, and Xbox, you can play together. Hit up SaltyHaleRego. Damn right. He needs a crew. He needs a crew. He does, man. It's a good place to ask. It is a good place to ask. I see that, I wanna help him out. I wanna get him a crew. Somebody out there, crew up with that man.


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[Assistant] Class fads, yeaah. That reminds me, yeah, just reminds me of when I used to work at the news station and I was in charge of doing like the, uh, the Sunday morning announcements that have to go up during the show and they were always just so terrible.


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[Assistant] Because it was all this stuff in town that was going on that you just didn't give a shit about. It's like down at the community center, uh, we're putting on a children's play.


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[Assistant] But there is a special place in hell for people that don't pick up their dog shit.


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[Assistant] It was somewhere, but it looked like he was in an auditorium or something like that. And he was just like interacting with the crowd, looked like he was just, you know, signing pictures.


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[Assistant] Some guy just runs up and does like a jump kick. Both legs out. Both legs out. Like a drop kick. A drop kick, yea.


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[Assistant] We'll see how it goes, but yeah, less comments from now on, more maybe news. Other stuff. Stuff.


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[Assistant] But we really wish you'd follow our, our guidelines for when we eat here. Yeah, screw that.


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[Assistant] What's for lunch today? Hey. What? Soup, I hope. Soup? Soup.


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[Assistant] Oh, I'm not gonna eat, I'm not gonna eat. I'm just gonna let my stomach grumble, I'll put a mic down there too. You got food in there? Don't let it get cold. This is coffee. That's coffee, but did you bring food? Yeah, but I put it in the fridge. Okay. I'm not gonna do it, I'm not gonna be rude.


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[Assistant] And then they came back like the prodigal son! But it is topical because Ridgewallet's now come with a free Ada hop.


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[Assistant] So yea, on that larger level, it's probably just going nuts, but as far as the home, the consumer ones, people are still making like cheap little plastic Chinese toys, you know what I mean?


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[Assistant] You ever get on Amazon and just kind of, uh, I never do this. Thank God. Otherwise, you know, you'd be broke. But, uh, just kind of a little wormhole of ordering a couple things that you're like, I don't know how I got down there. I ordered two pop-up books.


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[Assistant] I got that the other night, which is cool. The, you know, the Edgar Allan Poe. Right, right, right. Which is neat. Yeah. Uhm, and then the other one's the pop-up book of phobias. And I just, I was looking at the, there's like this channel that's like best pop-up books and it's, it's just badass. Isn't it? They're amazing. They can be amazing.


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[Assistant] I think that game is great because of the whole like you set it up and then hit the button and just sit back and watch.


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[Assistant] Big ones for a long time. Yes, for since the 60s or something. It's insane. There's even videos out there of this. But I'm just curious where the largest one is. You know, if you don't have the information, don't worry about it. Which one made the black hole?


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[Assistant] Everyone's taking their shoes off in line and you're pulling out the vaseline. What a life hack.


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[Assistant] It kinda was. That's how I justified it. Self birthday gift.


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[Assistant] Oh, wait a second. Sponsor. Yeah, that's who's next. I got a fun kindergarten story after this.


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[Assistant] It's not even, it's just so dumb, like our, our brains back then. Don't spoil it. Don't spoil it. I won't. This is called, that's a teaser.


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[Assistant] See, sponsors can be fun. Simon, give it, give it, give it here. I got this, okay?


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[Assistant] You know, it can be a little frustrating, especially if you're in a hurry or running late to find yourself at a railway crossing, waiting for a train. And if the signals are going and the train's not even there yet, you can feel a bit tempted to try and sneak across the tracks. Well, don't.


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[Assistant] The point is, you can't know how quickly the train will arrive. The train can't stop even if it sees you. The result is disaster. This is just a reminder, if the signals are on, the train is on its way. And you just need to remember one thing. Stop. Because trains can't.


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[Assistant] It was really, no, no, no. It was in high school. It was really dumb of me.


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[Assistant] But, uh, that's a different story. Back to that kindergarten story that I- Okay. Oh yeah, the one you teased. It's just about the mindset you are when you're that age. Uhm, I don't know how it worked in your classes or whatever, but I remember, cause I was like in the morning, it was like split in half. Yeah, me too. But I was in the morning and the teacher, I was-


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[Assistant] Little chatty or whatever and she writes your name on the board. Do you guys have that?


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[Assistant] Like your name's on the board, it's like the warning, it's the warning. And they don't, they would not say anything, but all of a sudden you're like, ooh, who's she? Oh shit, that's my name. You know what I mean? So you're like, fuck. You feel horrible?


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[Assistant] It hurt me so, like, they would never call your parents if your name was written on the board. Maybe if you, you know, added to that. But, uh, I came home and I was just bawling.


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[Assistant] Just crying my ass off because I felt so guilty about my name on the board. They would have never known. I just think it's ridiculous how...


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[Assistant] Exactly. It works. It's an effective tactic at that age. Who's next? I don't know.


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[Assistant] In the next scrap that I'm putting together, you and sandwiches has something to do with it again, so. You're like the villain. I like it. What? I'll take it.


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[Assistant] Enchiladas. He was pretty cool about it though, he just threw it at the...


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[Assistant] It was Cops and Robbers, so that's a similar.


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[Assistant] Alright, my, my turn? Yeah. I'm the last one? Yeah. That's how this works. So I mean, a lot of people have said like, yeah, I keep, do I, I don't always bring up the music I do, but someone put it in my head, like it bothered me. So I'm, there's going to be zero about


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[Assistant] What's that? Yea, I know, but I just wanted to say, like, I'm gonna avoid that altogether this time. This is from the scrap, uh, that just came out. The big soap? The big soap, yea, the death box, uh, raised. This is from Kitten Snacks. The intro had the best music. Whoever did the intro is the new mayor of Neibsville.


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[Assistant] That intro did. But there was a lot of comments that were talking about, like, it reminded them of, like, Ridge Racer or, uh, Forza or, you know, when you get the intros of a track before the race.


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[Assistant] And I think, yea, if any track is made in that game, I think, uh, yea, I should probably keep that up. Cause it gets you excited about the track before you see the race.


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[Assistant] Anyway, so I just had to give that away. That was my joke. It's fun. Isn't it funny how like I talked about what I wasn't going to talk about. Hilarious. Next one, same video from Brian Lorica. Okay Dora, you finally chose some good music. I'm proud of you.


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[Assistant] Yep. And now we'll get off of that video and I think I've got one, uhm.


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[Assistant] This is from the scrap that was before the death things versus the go-kart thingies.


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[Assistant] Uh, TechGoggle says, my favorite speed build ever. Nice cutting to the beat. Nice. That's music.


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[Assistant] Yeah. There's no way he'll do five. No, Bazinga Gamer from that same one. Doraleis is the worst DJ ever.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Everyone about music, yeah.


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[Assistant] Let's kick it off big. Go! You! Simon! Go! Ayyyy!


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[Assistant] Well, if you want to check out Ridge Wallets, you can at ridgewallet.com forward slash niebsgaming. Use the code niebsgaming for 10% off and free shipping.


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[Assistant] There's a good chance we could just forget all about it in two weeks. That's true. Forget about what? Exactly. Who wants to start? Have we started? You started. I kinda read one. I kinda did, yea.


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[Assistant] Let's do that. And it's not. I can go with comments. You got, yeah. Read your pieces of paper. There's, there's different, there's three different comments on here. Thanks for an amazing weekend. Even though it's just begun, uh, I can feel it will change my life says Ellie Ray Ray. I'll bet it did.


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[Assistant] This one says, I'm so excited to be here and see you guys. Dream come true from Sarah. Oh, Sarah. This one says, I support you monetarily. L. Very good. Thank you.


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[Assistant] Yep. Criblet. Hey, Criblet. Hey, you were here. Alright, uh, NeebsCrew, you all are such an inspiration to me and my friends. We see ourselves in you almost every episode. Simon, you are a gamer, love Andy, and Strange Shorty. Oh, yes.


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[Assistant] Like pictures of ourselves do much better than doodles. And I was like, I bet I could take a picture of Apsro right now holding a bag of nuts and it'd get more likes than probably anything. And I think that one, that one has like 10,000 likes or some bullshit like that. But, but you looked very concerned in the picture. There was no, there was no filter.


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[Assistant] Throw some Tim Tams on his naked body. Yeah, I have certain problems with like certain names, like the name Crystal. I just assume that you're a crazy hairdresser. Like if your name is Crystal. And it has a Y in it? No, he doesn't even care about that part.


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[Assistant] So, to all the crystals out there, I don't need my haircut.


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[Assistant] It seemed like the community was pretty tight, like a lot of people were just-


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[Assistant] We've been getting some people emailing us with like, hey, check out this game. It's in VR. And so I'm going to forward it to you two. And yeah, we're due for some VR.


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[Assistant] Can you imagine if we had this event, during Halloween we all dressed up as zombies and did a zombie crub, like pub crawl, like just 500 people walking down the street like zombies.


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[Assistant] But I'm just saying if 500 of us were all walking down the street at once, you would notice that. Oh, you would? Yea. As a zombie. As a zombie. Yea.


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[Assistant] You're naming things that, in your mind, you're like, I like to do this, so everybody else will like to do this. That's true, his mind doesn't work that way. How do you not like this?


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[Assistant] Oh, right, right. Yep. Say, what are you doing over there? What are you doing? Uh, as techie has sent some beef jerky, this is wagyu beef. Oh, give me a wagyu. That's probably, uh, $50.


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[Assistant] Can I say something real quick? Because Anthony was just here. Wish you would. I think, uh, it was Alex, old adahop.


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[Assistant] Posted something on Twitter about the video that he's cutting right now. Right? Uh, for PLGX. And it's like...


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[Assistant] Here we go. He's not gonna answer the phone. He might answer for you.


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[Assistant] Uhm, going through the, uh, Airbnbs trying to pick the right one out.


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[Assistant] And it's hard for us, because we have, uh,


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[Assistant] Two people. Yeaah. In the group who snore. I'm not gonna say who it is. Right. I'm not gonna say who. But their names start with A. Both of them, right?


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[Assistant] So we have to strategically like book room, book places that have separate rooms for these.


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[Assistant] So wait a minute, but this only works if you have the mouthpiece, right? Right. Because, uh, when we were recording Sea of Thieves the other day, you were on the couch and you started snoring and I was like, dude, we're recording a video. Oh wow.


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[Assistant] I think that's great though. It is cool. Everything okay, Neebs?


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[Assistant] Even before RTX, we're also going to be in Los Angeles for EA Play. So we'll probably have to do some sort of meetup there.


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[Assistant] We'll be there from June 5th to the 10th. Yeah, that's a big trip. But keep an eye on social media, and we will let you guys know exactly when we're gonna be there, what we're gonna be doing, and uh, the fan meetup. Yeah. But RTX is live.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, for the, for the PLGX belt. All the way through, yeaah. I like that. Another thing that we could do is hook App Show up to a machine that, you know, measures his heart rate. Right. Everything, and make him play, I have a drunk friend. Oh god. No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm not gonna be there for that part.


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[Assistant] Yeah, more of that. And I'd like to make sure that we have something to premiere. Uhm, it'd be nice. We could have done the apex rejects, but it wasn't quite ready. Exactly. It'd be great if like all the channels that are there, we're all premiering something. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, if the dance, if the timing works out.


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[Assistant] Or, or streaming the event, if, if we could. We're still, we're, we're still bouncing a lot of ideas around and, um, yeah, we'll keep you posted.


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[Assistant] Which, listen, I'd love to taste test. Can we somehow exploit that? Yea, go for it. I mean, don't you guys have an opinion on wanting to taste things? Absolutely.


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[Assistant] No, I'm saying can we do that on, can we do one video, and it could be Dorales and I, and we actually do our reviews of


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[Assistant] Yep, can go up to somebody's house and be like, yeah, you do massages.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I tell you, uh, I got a really big kick out of it about seeing that clip. Cause what?


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[Assistant] Big cheers to Kevin, and, and according to Adahab, Adahab said that, uh, I guess Kevin was trying to, trying to do this throughout the entire episode, and one, maybe, it might be the only thing that made it through, or there might be another little gem that snuck in there.


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[Assistant] I know! Apparently, uh, and Ada said that he won handily.


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[Assistant] Go get him, Kevin! Hell yea. So, that's freaking awesome. Way to go, Kevin. That's great. And I watched it several times. Right. The clip? Yes, and I laughed. I mean, the first time I saw it, I didn't even see the second time. That's when I saw the response from the, I got a real kick out of it.


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[Assistant] All over the world, all different cultures, all different religions, all different colors.


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[Assistant] We don't have to be. Well you know what? I will tell you this. What you should do, if you can't do it this year, cause this is short, cause luckily a lot of people have been buying tickets. It might be sold out pretty quickly.


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[Assistant] The first show is half sold out. Half sold out, right. So. Now you know. Now you know though, but next year you can probably try to bank on May for the next one.


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[Assistant] Yep, kinda related to the history channel, we had a meetup one time in Los Angeles at our hotel.


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[Assistant] And one of the guys that came in was one of the producers on one of those History Channel, like, alien shows. And those shows piss me off, like, because they're on the History Channel. Yeah, I wish they were on the, like, Alien Fun Channel. Oh yeah, when I see those.


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[Assistant] Probably. It was, it was probably, it's like, let's put up this one show, see what happens, and it caught fire. Well it's like a shark week.


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[Assistant] Well they did that! They made a documentary that was, I think, fake, right? But they were like saying it was real?


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[Assistant] You just want a cheese? No, I'll do onion. I'll do onion and meatball. Regular cheese weirds me out. It's so- Well, it's because you're- Well, whichever. Because what? I like different cheeses. I don't understand why people don't do different cheeses. I've said it before. So many different cheeses.


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[Assistant] No, instead of mozzarella. No, it's too much. What do you mean too much? It's you're replacing. Just pick one. You're a jackass. We're all over the place here. Sorry. Yeah, we are. We're in aliens. Cheese. Aliens. Cheesy aliens. I like this.


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[Assistant] With, with, with children, because they thought it was entertaining, and I watched it with like, oh yeaah, these are a bunch of silly people. Yeaah. Yeaah. When, when I, I feel like I got into those shows for a little bit when I was younger, like 13, 14, it was like, you know, Bigfoot, Locknecks,


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[Assistant] Now why now and not like let's just say 10 years ago?


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[Assistant] I mean, I'm just saying, so it's grown that much, so that's great. So then why the hell are we going up?


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[Assistant] Well, we, we aren't doing it. They're both pretty expensive. Yeah, we're not doing this. Listen to me, I don't want to talk budget with you right now about which one's more expensive, sea exploration or space exploration.


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[Assistant] Well that seems to be, but then what they should say is there's no known reason to why they're there.


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[Assistant] Aliens? Yeaah, they might be there. Yeaah, maybe on Europa.


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[Assistant] Kaiju, that's what's under there. You ever been scuba diving? Yes, I was certified when you were certified. Oh, right. But did you go?


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[Assistant] Now how is it, because it's always something I've looked at and go, I think I want to do, but then I see


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[Assistant] I think so. 30 feet down, which is apparently one of the deepest ones. That's great. At least in the region. Yeah. So I was like, yeah, that's what you want to do because you know what? You don't need to go get certified, you don't need to do the training or anything. You have to know how to walk.


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[Assistant] Well don't freak out and hopefully the guys doing it have clean, clear hoses. Cause that's what your breathing is, it's a frickin' hose.


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[Assistant] That's it, it's just arrows though. I'm all about that. That's great. Yeah, me too! That's, yeah, damn, I should've done that. I'd love to do that. That'd be perfect.


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[Assistant] I've only went on one cruise. I thought it was great. It was out of South Carolina and it was apparently a shitty cruise line. Right. It was, I mean Charleston rather. Yeah. Yeah. But it was a smaller, older boat, but they remodeled it or whatever, but I loved it. And I, uh, they had that whole picture thing and I thought it was so, we thought it was so stupid.


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[Assistant] So me and my lady, we went up to one of them and I'm with other couples and we're like, we're doing this, but we're going to do it with the weirdest faces you can do it with. Yeah, because I got a great kick out of it. So we both just went up there and gave crazy stupid faces and then they were up.


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[Assistant] On the, you know, they stick them up there. On the wall. Yeaah. Oh, and the guy taking the pictures, the guy taking the pictures is like, no, no, no, no, no. You need to smile.


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[Assistant] I, uh, one time I turned pretty, pretty well and I gave the, like everyone was just like happy because it was a very, very chill ride. It was probably like for like eight year olds could ride it. But I, there was a picture and I gave the terrified face. I'm just like, like, cause I knew it was happening in this section.


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[Assistant] Bad, I can't believe that people haven't utilized that in the horror film industry. I'm sure somebody has. Ah, well, obviously they didn't do it good enough because we have Jason with a hockey mask, but we can have the fucking, the scariest bunny out there terrifying you.


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[Assistant] That shit's too scary. It's hard enough to get them to go up to what's already weird, even when the bunny is like nice and fluffy, let's face it, it's freaking weird. It's weird, yes, yeaah. So same thing with the old man, the Santa costume, that's weird.


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[Assistant] You know what? Have some nice little, you know, you wanna get your holiday picture tooken? Fine. Take it. Get your Christmas, get your holiday picture taken. But he's not a creepy old guy. Well maybe he's there, but there's a couple other booths there.


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[Assistant] Come on, we can hang out and have a good time. Damn it, we used to be friends. The photo booth, you wanna start with that?


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[Assistant] Whatever you want, baby. You're the lead. I like Neeb's idea of the horror film about healthcare. Called The Bill. Oh, I could do that too.


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[Assistant] Hey, hold on a second here. What? It's time to talk to our sponsor. Oh, it's true.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think we should be doing things like, uh, making videos about that kind of stuff.


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[Assistant] Well, you know what would probably do? I'm just spitballing here. Instead of trying to make shows in random, like, like make a show out of us travel and select Austin, even though we've been there before and we wouldn't do it there. We would just, we should make shows out of our events and we should do more events a year.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I could do more events. And then we could make shows out of those events. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Can you cook, Kevin? Oh, Kevin. My sweetie Pete. I'd love to talk to that guy. Should we talk to people on the podcast?


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[Assistant] We could all have questions. Alright, so what about, what if we were to try, cause it's kinda hard, right? Like, what if you were to interview this guy? I'm just throwing this out there. But we all have questions. We give them to you, and then we're like, alright, like Simon's first question is,


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[Assistant] You know, this. And then we could, you know, kinda- I like that angle because- Interesting.


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[Assistant] And then in that case, we get to chime in because we are the little sidekick here and there, ba ba ba. And we could also change hosts because whoever we have talking on, they could be the one who, you know what, you, you have somebody that you know in Philly, you want to talk to them for 10 minutes. We all have questions, but you kind of interview him.


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[Assistant] There's so, there are so many people who uhm, who are trying to rip people off and it really just annoys me, but usually they're very quick to, I gotta learn how to drag it out.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and then drag it out on like not being able to find anything. Yeah. So what are you, so what are you wanting to do? Cause I, I could definitely be like, this sounds amazing. Like I did, I told you about this, right? Uh, there was one time somebody was trying to sell me insurance.


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[Assistant] And, and I'm like, well, can I get it for my family? Can I get it for somebody else's family too? And like, well, are these your family? And I said, they're not my family, but I love them like family and they need healthcare.


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[Assistant] And she's like, well, I think we could do that. You know? And I said, okay. And she goes, how many people are in the other family? And I said, well, there's 10 children. And she goes, fuck you. And hangs up.


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[Assistant] Well no, different people, very different I'm sure. Yeah, and this one last night was kind of interesting because it sucked because it was like this couple and they had not eaten in like seven days.


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[Assistant] I don't know, after seven days I feel like I'd eat anything. Yeah, you'd think.


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[Assistant] Fucking like freezing ass cold. I mean, I'm looking at this going, I would not be doing any of this. I'd be like ding ding ding. I know, but I'd be like ding ding, I'm done. What the hell did they even get from this? Did they get anything?


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[Assistant] Okay, but that's not good enough. I want like a $50,000 prize to do this shit. Anyway. Okay, yeah.


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[Assistant] You wouldn't, oh, he'd, he'd, he'd, you wouldn't last 65 degrees and you could have a sweatshirt and you'd tap out.


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[Assistant] Now we need cover, cause they were in a place that was better for them for other reasons, before now they gotta find a new shelter, make a fire, now they're soaking wet, it's 30 degrees outside, and it's day like 6, and you've barely eaten anything.


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[Assistant] Climbing mountains like Everest now. Everest is like a mess.


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[Assistant] And, there's a certain period of time where the weather's perfect, like everybody can go.


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[Assistant] I wouldn't go to the top. I'm fine with the base. I'm fine with the base. Why wouldn't you just be like, hey, I went to Everest, I checked this out. You know all those crazy sons of bitches, like I go to plenty of parks and I don't go to the rides that are like, oh, there was a four hour line for that. Fuck that. I still enjoyed the park. Let's do, let's do Everest.


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[Assistant] Stay out in the front gate. No. We're at the parking lot. Don't you think it'd be beautiful to just be in the area and like see it? Yeah, compared to Disney, yes. Yeah, but just look at the line to the ride. No, I wouldn't go on the ride.


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[Assistant] If the, as long as the line's not too long. Okay, fast pass. They don't have the fast pass on Everest, that's the thing.


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[Assistant] Cause I don't think, cause a helicopter can't go that high, can it? Not that high.


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[Assistant] That's why I would be happy at the base or the neighboring half as high down because I don't care. I don't need to be that high. I can look up and appreciate it.


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[Assistant] The craziest thing I would want, I really would love to one day go on one of those zero gravity


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[Assistant] I mean to do that, for, for us to do that, and right now we're officially reaching out to any, uh, very good run, safe company that does that, uh, we would like to go to your facility, all of us.


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[Assistant] They've shot movies like that, like Gravity I think was shot in that circumstance, and Apollo 13, where they built a set in one of these places.


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[Assistant] Well, you know that that was remote, probably. And then the actors, I mean, holy shit.


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[Assistant] Yeah, my god, cause crazy shit happens. I did tandem once, I don't think I would do it again. Oh boy.


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[Assistant] And even after I said four, I'm going, that's too cheap. I said, I said it to myself.


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[Assistant] Now I wonder how many people are on one? I'm done with the- I'm done. I'm assuming this is- I'm assuming only about two dozen? There better be a needle.


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[Assistant] If we brought our whole crew, it'd be half of it. Let's do it. Let's waste some money. Let's waste some money!


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[Assistant] I know, uuuh. And then imagine the people that we met while doing it. All we need to do is to, we could do a, uh, a fundraiser. We'll do a live stream. We'll do a live stream. Live stream!


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[Assistant] Now we know. Thank you so much. Thank you, Knowles. And thank you everyone for being you because you make my light shine in my heart. Yeah. And you're also one


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[Assistant] I remember night one, yea, the food truck situation, yea, I basically asked somebody, like, dude, go get me a cheeseburger.


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[Assistant] And they went and got it and then, you know, I had it sitting there beside me so some people would come up and I'd be like, pretend you're talking to me a second. And I would take a bite of food.


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[Assistant] Late starts, so yeaah, they were probably very appreciative of that. Pretty punctual. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] There was a sweet, I think she was part of the Thalian staff, like a sweet older Mexican lady in the back, and uhm, someone told me during the Mount Your Friends thing, she had an interesting look on her face.


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[Assistant] He told me a little bit about his night, like, uh, he ended up with some people and they're like, we're gonna go to this karaoke bar.


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[Assistant] Now give us, give us your reasoning why you didn't want to perform Music Sandwich. Yeah, he needs at least one segment where he can take a break, doesn't he?


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[Assistant] Before we get ahead, there's one thing I wanted to bring out, and I should have brought this up earlier, uh, and this was at the very beginning of the show, uh, these crates showed up. That's right. Astro water.


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[Assistant] That's awesome. But alright, uhm, show ends and we go into the night two after party.


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[Assistant] Probably more than he loves me. Thicc'll watch your dog, Absro. Yeah, and Neebs. Sure! And Rallis. I don't know your dog, so...


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[Assistant] As we should. Yeah. So back to Topgolf. Do you golf? I do.


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[Assistant] Not well. Do you top golf? Yea, you gotta top. If I'm at top golf, I top golf!


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[Assistant] Uuuh. Alright, we done? Yeah, that was a good talk. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Buh, buh, cold. It's so cold I'm sweating.


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[Assistant] Welcome everybody to Coming On Comments, where we read your comments on YouTube! Maybe.


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[Assistant] Yeah, some of you. If you're lucky. Yeah. I wish we could read every single one. We should do that one day. Read every comment. Yeah, why not?


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[Assistant] I thought it was a squirrel because a squirrel moved into our neighborhood a few months ago. Just one? Yea. A squirrel. Seriously? Listen. First of all, squirrels are just rats with cuter tails. Listen. Okay. Why are you doubting me that a squirrel moved into my neighborhood? Because there's a lot of squirrels.


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[Assistant] I lived in this neighborhood for a while, never saw a squirrel, and I'm thinking, why are there no squirrels here? Then we finally get one that did some construction near our neighborhood. Right, somebody brought it in the trunk. Well, maybe they destroyed the forest that it lived in, so it's like, I'll just hop over here and live over here. I think the guy's in my attic, but no, we trapped him, we had a trap up there, and we caught the rat, so he's been relocated.


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[Assistant] Oh boy. Just one commercial, animated, saying go to the theater, this date, this time.


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[Assistant] It looks terrible to me. I think Jason Momoa looks like a great aquaman.


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[Assistant] I tried to watch that thing on Netflix, Frontier. Yea. Couldn't, I couldn't do it. Really bad? I mean. Was it him? Yea. Was he bad?


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[Assistant] No offense. We're knocking your son. Yeaah. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Has that happened already? I don't, mmm, think so? I don't think so. I swear I've been picking up things I shouldn't be able to pick up. Like a wall goes down, I can pick it up. That's it, if that has happened already.


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[Assistant] Come on, you know the fuck I'm talking about. Hey, there's plenty of times where you say things and I'm like, wait a minute. He doesn't understand that. Three years later. Right. Right. Because I'm human? Oh, gotcha.


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[Assistant] I like cheering. Right. Okay. Did that feel good to cheer? Yeah. Nevermind.


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[Assistant] Could we read them like a play? Like someone could play a character? Or you'd have to pass this laptop around.


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[Assistant] My microphone disconnects from my thing. Come over there.


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[Assistant] I think Kanye. Kanye loves Kanye. Oh, it's true. I'll be playing the part of Woody Arnold today.


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[Assistant] Okay. You mean, DRACK SOULS? Can you, can you slow it down a little bit? You mean, DRACK SOULS?


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[Assistant] Good comments, Dorales. Yeah. I wouldn't. Top comments. They're the best of the best.


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[Assistant] I was still picking these out while you were rolling the microphones over there. I know, because you refused to wing it like I did. It was brilliant.


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[Assistant] Nope, it goes in like it was. This comment is from Patrick Ewing, and I think he's from a soap opera? Dallas! Was he from Dallas? From Dallas!


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[Assistant] This is from Archextinction. Uh, wait, was it Extinction or was it Aberration? Oh, I think it was Aberration. He's tall. Uh, Jesus, Apsro drives me nuts.


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[Assistant] Shooting the tames once they're already out. You're making the tame weaker. My friend was super picky and wouldn't tame level 140 or lower. Now I feel like him. LOL. You know, this wasn't just Absro. This was Simon in the same episode and I know I've done it accidentally. But Absro seemed like it was on purpose almost.


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[Assistant] Alright, here's a comment from DJ Skeezy. Uh, did you guys know there is a DLC new map on Human Fall Flat? Go check it out. We did know. Yea. It's some kind of like night time map or something.


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[Assistant] We're gonna play that next week. I don't know why that game isn't pumping out a new map every month.


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[Assistant] I've not seen any- cause the community's making maps, but they're not that good. That I've seen. Well you go in there and make a map. Well maybe they are good. I'm busy, Thicc!


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[Assistant] Alright, here we go. Ark Aberration, this comment is from bishop420able, I'm not gonna lie, but the death of tippy hit harder than cooter. Don't know why.


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[Assistant] We have things that adjust. It's okay. It's okay. Sorry for that.


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[Assistant] So two weeks in a row, we go from like not doing it for like four weeks to two weeks in a row. We're not going to let you down folks.


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[Assistant] Yeah, was that on, uh, was that on, what do you call the doomsday preppers?


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[Assistant] I'd be happy with a bunker and then I would just choose what I do from there. I like choices.


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[Assistant] Well, I'll just stay in my place until I run out of shit, and then I make sure I have a gun with me.


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[Assistant] Maybe, just in case I wanted to do something. Sounds miserable. I mean, but, but it's better than like, maybe not the bombs, but let's just say there was something else that was going on.


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[Assistant] You know, there was a, I don't believe that there's gonna be a zombie apocalypse, don't get me wrong, but if something was happening where things could eat me or kill me, that I could prevent myself from being eaten or killed.


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[Assistant] Then I would prefer to not be eaten or killed by them. Right, right. And choose how I die.


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[Assistant] Bees, right? Yeah, the bees. The bees. Lion King. Man, can we talk about something good? Not the end of the world or anything. Oh, not the end of the world.


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[Assistant] I'm going to start with the comments because I'm going to start on Conan. This is the most depressing podcast. Seriously. Yeaah. Alright, so this is on the premiere of Conan. Conan Exiles. Conan. I keep on saying Conan. Conan, Conan.


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[Assistant] I'll come back to that. Great, I hope that we can save it for the middle. Leave everyone, you know, waiting for it. Legend Blackthorn says, Gotta Hop really made this episode something special. Now, Gotta Hop, if you haven't seen the series, Ada's camera was


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[Assistant] Was pretty much stuck on the screen most of the time so we could see him and really that.


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[Assistant] It'd be, it'd be nice though, uh, if we could visit her every once in a while though, if she had a particular place or a few places, you know, we can go and pray to her. Like a brothel? Yea, like a brothel.


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[Assistant] But, totally skipped ahead of our sponsor. Oh yeaah. We've got two sponsors today, but our first sponsor is Ridge Wallets!


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[Assistant] No, they're not made of bananas. Actually, I was talking to the guys at Ridge Wallets. They're thinking about it. And they are seriously, cause if you take banana strings and you compress them,


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[Assistant] Isn't their percentage off? Isn't their 10% off too?


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[Assistant] Played this for three months straight. It was a lot of work. A lot. A lot.


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[Assistant] FYI, walls don't work. And if you are looking for a good place to build, go northeast until you reach the tall, tall trees. Then build tree houses with elevators.


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[Assistant] Good luck, just some helpful advice. So, elevators, tree houses, which game? I think all mine are from Conan. So he said Northeast? Yep. Northeast to the forest. To the tall, tall trees.


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[Assistant] Uhm, ManBearPigX2 says, Bring back Simon's scores or Nieb's scores for the series because Nieb's was a sourpuss this episode. Looking forward to seeing more though.


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[Assistant] There were sooo, there were a lot of comments on, uh, on wanting Neeb's scores. You did see him. And Hal, you're not a good friend.