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[Assistant] I didn't feel like I needed it in that situation because I wasn't living in a house that gets hot. I could just go to the river.


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[Assistant] But you wouldn't need to. If you just had food.


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[Assistant] Ever. Yeah. Nothing crazy. The problem is, you know, everything is built to work on electricity now. Yep. Yeah. Cause we went centuries without electricity.


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[Assistant] Food that doesn't go bad. Canned food. Yeah, gummy bears.


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[Assistant] I'd like to see a show like that mixed with like, uh, Property Brothers. Or one of those like feel good HGTV things. Bunker flippers. Yeaah, it's like, but nice, like luxury bunkers.


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[Assistant] Not a lot of room in there, you know. Get Chip and Joanna in there. Yeah. To put some shiplap, shiplap, shiplap. Shiplap. Should be called shiplap, cause his name's Chip. Yeah, but it's not.


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[Assistant] Right. Plus we had to re- like we had to rebuild the Cyclops. I know.


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[Assistant] So since they've all seen it, I like the way it ended. It was a fun little packaged adventure, I think.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. I think, uh, I would like to see a little more danger.


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[Assistant] That's what I was thinking. Get attacked by a few more things. Have to use a weapon a little more. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I just feel like it never happened, but whenever you did have to use a torpedo on Dr. Spaghetti or something, that was an exciting moment for me.


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[Assistant] What is up with those TVs? You know the TVs you watch and movies look stupid on them? You know what I'm saying?


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[Assistant] Yeah, it almost looks like they're too fast, right? They're not even a film anymore. They're almost like a bad video camera. It's so high definition.


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[Assistant] And I look up and they got a movie playing on the wall. And I'm like...


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[Assistant] Like imagine you put, uh, the Avengers on this TV. Now it doesn't look like a movie. It looks like something you shot with a cheap phone. Cause it's just, it just looks like a bright


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[Assistant] See I think what I need to be entertained is some sort of divider between me and the entertainment.


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[Assistant] Cause like, when the, when the TV screen is that clear, I just feel like...


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[Assistant] I'm just sitting next to someone acting weird. Right. Or if I'm in a dinner theater and I'm like, oh, she's right in front of me on the floor crying. Is that a Kmart shirt? I can see her tag. Like, I'm just like taking out of it. It distracts you. Like if it's a little bit further away, a little bit distant, my brain accepts it more as a story.


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[Assistant] Adahop's telling me I need a 4K monitor at home. For my computer. No, I got one.


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[Assistant] So, like apparently, you can see things compressed a little more.


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[Assistant] Like as far as tracks, you can see more tracks in a smaller area because of the, uh, the resolution.


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[Assistant] Nah. No. That's disgusting. Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah. Nope, we're not doing that one.


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[Assistant] I mean, I have rose tinted goggles when it comes to three because that was my first battlefield. Yeah, me too. So I have, there's always that nostalgia. Four to me just felt like...


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[Assistant] Yeah, well I'm sure, yeah, later this year, we're gonna have a lot more Battlefield content on the channel just because the new game's out.


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[Assistant] We just watched, yea, we just watched a new segment on this guy.


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[Assistant] Apparently people still do this stuff, cause it's called cluster ballooning. You basically strap yourself to a bunch of balloons.


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[Assistant] He had a really sad story about his wife though. God rest her soul. So yea, Larry is dead now. Wow. Why is that a sad story about the wife again? An up? Yea.


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, they, uh, it was a very well done meeting, and then montage of life, and then tragedy of death.


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[Assistant] No, I don't know what I'm gonna do next. I'm probably gonna do another GTA, uhm, because I enjoy making those.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeaah, and then I'll keep my eye out for other games like Subnautica. Keep your peepers out! Yeaah, that's a hard, uh, game to fill. Yeaah, but you're kind of excited.


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, it's uh, well the way we played it, and I have a comment kind of relating to this, the way we played it was crazy.


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[Assistant] Cause I wanted to see if it would make a good video for the channel. But, yes, I do remember the guy with the green deluxo.


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[Assistant] Now wait a second, this comment was from you. Yes. This comment was from Neebs Gaming.


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[Assistant] Nah, I tell you what's really messed up, I see people throw tooth, like, you go to a urinal and you see a toothpick in there, like, that's messed up. Yeah, someone's gotta go get that.


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[Assistant] There's a reddit thread, is uh, is flushing toothpicks down the toilet bad? Uh, no.


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[Assistant] No, that was, whose answer is this?


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[Assistant] Real best user name ever, it says no. Oh. So I trust that guy. Sounds like a doctor. Mhm. Alright, good, it's done. Yeaah. Two things are fine, Q-tips are bad.


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[Assistant] It was just a painting or just a photo? I want to see the picture. Show the picture of the duck. I don't want to guess the price. Oh, right, okay. Five bucks, easy.


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[Assistant] Which I enjoyed by the way. I'm gonna go then. Good, it was fun. Go. I'm gonna go. I went last laugh time. Fine. Go.


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[Assistant] So what is Movie Clips? Movie Clips is, it's a YouTube channel that just has clips of movies and they're not wrong! Yeah, this was uploaded on March 15th, 2018. Movie Clips of Toonstone.


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[Assistant] It's a video for like this, for example, the one I found was deputy horse scene 2 out of 10 movie clips. So there might be 10 different clips from the movie.


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[Assistant] Is it a big channel? Are there lots of views? Uh, 10 million subscribers. I do. Wow. Uhm, but I think the views, they, they vary. They're all over the place. It's, uhm, I think Fandango runs it. Oh really? How in the world would they have, like... It's a good question. Yeah. We don't talk to our distributors, so we never know what's going on. Oh yeah, we had... Yeah.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah. I watched. Oh yeaah. By default it's off, right? By default it's off, and then if you click it, there's two different settings on the notification bell now. There's notify me when this creator uploads a video, or notify me occasionally when this creator uploads a video. Oh, that's weird.


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[Assistant] Yeah, because like what, I mean it seems like they've changed the subscribe feature to notify me occasionally when a creator uploads a video because some people don't see when we upload. Where's this bell? It's right beside, like if you go to YouTube and you're logged in and it's right beside the subscribe button. Oh really? Yeah.


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[Assistant] But to me, it seems overcomplicated. Yea, it should just be one or the other. Yea, I mean if YouTube, like when I subscribe to a creator, I want to see everything they put out.


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[Assistant] And it's up to me, it's in my discretion whether or not I'm gonna click on that video or not.


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[Assistant] Right. Yeah, three's a reacher. So yeah, check your bells, guys. Mhm. Alright, next comment is, uh, from Jamie that says, topic for commenting on comments.


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[Assistant] What the hell is up with Machinima making the last two seasons of Battlefield Friends unavailable? It's currently March 25th and they can't be viewed. Hopefully it's a mistake or error. Would hate to see the hard work you guys did be gone.


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[Assistant] And what we think happened is they took them off of their YouTube channel and they're exclusively on Amazon now? I guess. Machinima's always, uh, they're very forward thinking. They know what their audience wants.


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[Assistant] It doesn't look like a energy drink at all. This comment is from Jeff that says, after six months without electrical power since Hurricane Maria hit Puerto Rico, uh, I just got it now and I have to thank you guys for keeping me laughing during this time. You made this go by smoothly and Jeff, that must have been tough. Glad you got your power back on. Six months without electricity. Fuck.


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[Assistant] And I assume he had to generate or something because he had to keep his phone charged otherwise he wouldn't have been able to watch.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that should be enough. Man, can't imagine. Six months without electricity. Here's a paper towel, good luck. How long, how long have you guys ever been without electricity? I was like, with Hurricane Fran, we were without it for a week growing up. Yeah, about a week. Yeah, and that was tough. Even that week was like, oh my god, you really appreciated it.


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[Assistant] Talk about our finance system, everything's tied to electricity. Let's stop talking about that. I think it's interesting.


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[Assistant] You got your comment. No, I got one more comment and it's from Subnautica, uh, from Austin, uh, Voderner, who says, you guys are dragging this out. And yeah, I saw a lot of comments like this of like, oh, this was all grinding. There's not a lot happened this episode.


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[Assistant] And I think it's because the way we played the game, uhm, was not the way the game was meant to be played. Because if you play the game like normal, you start building that rocket way early on. Really? Yea. I mean, you have the materials to start building the base to the rocket much earlier than what we've done.


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[Assistant] So, it kinda took the steam out of the game towards the end for us, because now all we're doing is building the rocket.


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[Assistant] It's uh, yeaah, and that's uh, the final episode is, I mean, I guess when this comes out, the final episode will be done.


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[Assistant] But yeaah, it was nonsense, because it was like, oh, you have to, we have to rebuild the prawn suit for this thing, we have to rebuild the cyclops for this thing, and it's just, it did, it drug it out. Right, and you're so happy to be done. I am happy to be done, I'm not gonna lie. And I think that's because too, just as a creator, I had moved on to something like GTA.


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[Assistant] Which gave me this crazy amount of control on the camera and that got me excited to do more GTA and then it's like


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[Assistant] Subnautica's coming back, and I was like, great, but I kinda felt like, oh god, I have to do it. You know what I mean? Which is unfortunate.


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[Assistant] No, yeaah, it burned us out pretty fast. And I think it's because of the order in which we played that. Which is unfortunate. I don't regret playing it early because we actually, you know, we got our voices into the game. But that's why like this last episode, I was gonna have two episodes and I'm making it quick.


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[Assistant] No, I love it. I mean, I still think the game's amazing, what they did. Yeaah. Yeaah, for an indie studio, survival game, like, it's, it's probably the best, it's the best example of early access I've ever seen.


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[Assistant] What would I change about? I think my biggest issue is the pop-in when you're moving fast. Kind of takes you out of it sometimes. The environment.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's like, when you're walking around or swimming, it's fine, but when you're moving at high speeds with either the prawn suit or the cyclops, you can just see it bop, bop, bop, popping in. It's kind of obnoxious.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Yeaah. I mean, they purposefully made it where weapons aren't a thing. They didn't want it to become a good game. But yeaah.


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[Assistant] Oh yea, awesome game. If you haven't played it, consider it. Easily 9.5 out of 10 for me. Like, almost perfect. Wow. That's a pretty big...


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[Assistant] Thing. And I may be biased because, you know, we're in the game.


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[Assistant] Nah, uh, I also wish it were more story.


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[Assistant] If I were to be truly honest, like I wanted to know more about this alien species.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well no, it's not, it's not, it isn't due with the definition, it's due with the hertz rate of the monitor. Yeah, because you know, you know how like we have 144 hertz, really fast.


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[Assistant] Yeah, exactly. It bugs the hell out of me because, uh, you know, I'm classical. I like that 24 frames per second, uh, look. And then yeah, it looks like, like you said, it looks like a video.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and I think you can change that on most TVs. You can, you can lower the hertz rate in the uh, in like the settings and shit like that.


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[Assistant] Oh yea, and 4K, 4, like, those 4K TVs are really good. Yea, it's beautiful, man. It's, uh, I mean, I, I haven't made the jump yet, and I probably won't for a while. Right. Because, I mean, I think, I still think 1080 looks incredible. It does. Because I, you know, we all grew up with little fucking 720 by 480 TVs.


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[Assistant] It's not 4K, or maybe it is, but it's got a higher hertz rate and just bigger screen overall.


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[Assistant] I certainly, yeaah, my resolution is higher now, it's uh, too, I don't remember the resolution size, and I should, but, I, what?


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[Assistant] We have comments. We got mad at him. Well, can't say anything. Can't say anything? Can't say anything. We got mad on Tuesday. You'll see. You'll see. We got it recorded. Tuesday.


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[Assistant] And then I said, it's like, well you don't have to get dressed up for the rapture because you go naked, right? You'd be naked. Yeah.


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[Assistant] And that's just what I- And we don't know! That's just the shit I've seen in movies when it's, oh, it's the rapture. And it's like, okay, and then everyone floats up to the sky naked.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well I just picture is like, is the announcement made? Like how do you get undressed? Does it just happen? Does it just, and you said that's not how the rapture works.


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[Assistant] I don't know. I don't know either, I thought I did. I don't know shit. I remember learning a little bit about it, like, when I was in, uh, I grew up Methodist.


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[Assistant] And yea, I said that'd be a funny skit, where Jesus shows back up, and it's like, yeah, hello everybody, it's the rapture, I need you all to undress. Like, would ya? Yeah! Yeah, you would.


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[Assistant] Also, I don't wanna get naked in front of all these people. Like, what if you're in the middle of a mall?


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[Assistant] When did you guys do that? That was uhm, I dunno, a couple months ago?


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[Assistant] Subnautica will have been released. And yea, Sneebs and I's voice is in it. And so you've got, you're able to play now and record early? Yea, they sent me, uh, like the dev team.


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[Assistant] Like, I guess they send a lot of YouTubers, like, the code for, like, hey, here's, you know, so because when Tuesday hits, it's like, you know, hey, talk about the game, please, get more, get more people talking about the game. I mean, and we're not going to get to the end right away because our series is so much more, like, story-based.


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[Assistant] But I'm sure there's gonna be a lot of Tuber, uh, Youtubers like, uh, what, IGP? ICP or something like that? But yea, he's probably gonna be talking about the ending to the game, yada yada yada.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you have no time. Yeah, no time is always valuable to content creators. Yeah. Of like, yeah, give us, you know, at least for us. I mean, that's the thing. Some content creators aren't like that. It's just like, okay, I can get an hour of footage. I'll cut it down to 30 minutes and upload it real quick. I'm fine. But I mean, we were so, we're so much more. It's a little different. We like to tighten our stuff before we put it out there. So we're a different beast than a lot of YouTubers.


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[Assistant] I think, uh, I don't want to spoil the way we're going to play it, but I think we'll play it in a way where basically time has passed. Right. So yeah, like when the audience jumps back in and be like, you know, we're jumping back into it's been a while. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Since we're on the topic of Subnautica, I had a Subnautica comment, I just wanna go ahead and read it real fast, so I'm jumping ahead of you, Neebs.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, we're making, uh, we are trying to make something entertaining. And if, yeah, if you just hover over the alpha and peg it, that's not fun.


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[Assistant] They were pretty tough to make, or at least that first one was pretty tough to make, because you have to play Battlefield without a HUD, which is really tough, and then like try to bring it all into a cohesive story. And also, we got busy doing something else at the time, and I don't remember what.


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[Assistant] This is a comment from Monarch, uh, Munchie? Says, Hey guys, not sure if you covered this question at any point in time, but would you guys consider a let's play of an RPG? Maybe Abs or a Simon, not Niebz, no. Maybe like The Witcher or Skyrim.


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[Assistant] You did it, uh, for Fallout for a while. You don't need high production value, just gameplay. It will be super fun listening to you guys interact with NPCs. And I think if there were a game like Skyrim to come out, uh, that had co-op capabilities, I would love to do something like that.


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[Assistant] But yea, it's all a matter of like, what this game is. And yea, who would play it with me? Yea, I'd love to play a game with you.


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[Assistant] I suppose, oh man, I suppose you could. Yeaah. But I mean, Skyrim's so old at this point, it's like, I don't want to do it for that. I mean, I know, I realize it's huge, it's popular, um, but yeaah, I just don't want to dive into Skyrim. CD Projekt Red's new game sounds pretty cool. It's called Cyberpunk. I don't know, I think it's just going to be single player, but I mean, they're the guys that made The Witcher.


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[Assistant] And they're working on a new, big, open world RPG that's called Cyberpunk, and you know, it's like Flying Cars, Futuristic City, it sounds awesome. And I mean, those guys make quality. And it's single player? Yeah, I believe it's just gonna be single player.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they go for landscape. Yeah, well, I mean, I think that's cool. Yeah, there hasn't been a really good open world future city game that I am aware of. I mean, maybe crackdown, but I mean, it's kind of like gamey. I don't know if that makes sense.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. This is like a cartoon style to crack down. Right. And this will have a much more realistic style, similar to The Witcher I would imagine.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it'd be fun to have a big open world game like taking place in like a house. But I didn't see that.


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[Assistant] Road, right. Yea, alright, uhm, I'll just look at it. It's being developed by Mbu Games. Uh, there is no release date as of now. It just says coming soon. Could be years.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, that's a thing. Yeaah, it's on Steam, uh, but yeaah, it could be. Could be another year before we see anything, but uhm,


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[Assistant] The early look at it looks really cool. It's a, it's a fun concept.


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[Assistant] I think I read that same comment, where it's a game where one person has a virus and then you have to figure out-


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[Assistant] Okay, I mean, we can certainly try it. Yeah. Free to play sometimes sends up a red flag for me though, because yeah, what do they, they've gotta be able to monetize the game somewhere. There's something, there's something.


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[Assistant] Okay, yeaah, there's a werewolf pack, I'm looking at it now, there's a werewolf pack for five bucks. Yeaah, so there's a way to make money. Yeaah, but I, yeaah, I'm curious if there's any like a- Pay to win? An abundant amount of, yeaah, either pay to win or microtransactions that are unfair, but yeaah, uhm, there may be one to check out for a one-off though.


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[Assistant] Me? Oh, I know, well I know, but still, I try to keep... He's gotta, he's gotta shave it though. Yeah, I don't grow as much as you guys.


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[Assistant] Yeah, the last comment from Harley Brooks, who says, I need y'all's help. First of all, let me say, uh, my husband and our two girls watch y'all's channel almost every night during supper.


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[Assistant] Well, my husband decided to watch y'all taking on the boss in Arc without me. I need y'all to show him just how disappointed I am in him on the next Commenting on Comments video. Thanks so much. You are awesome.


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[Assistant] Why would you do something like that? Mr. Brooks? Well yea, this was from Harley Brooks.


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[Assistant] Duralis is on Hank and Jed. I don't know if we could get a copyright strike or anything if we try to run Duralis, would we? No. No, I mean we'd have to do the strike. We know those people. Exactly.


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[Assistant] Well, I know we missed something big in the water map, but the castle map? I'm pretty sure this was castle based. I thought we did the castle alright.


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[Assistant] Yes. I wanna hear that good, but that's me. Like, I just, I like hearing stuff like that.


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[Assistant] Oh yea, we should talk about that. Youtube just changed their policy. Where if you're a Youtube channel now, you have to, before you can even get monetized, you have to have 4000 hours of watch time.


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[Assistant] Per year? Per year, so that's in 12 months. So in 12 months you have to get 4,000 hours of watch time and there's another metric that it's slipping my mind right now. Let me look it up.


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[Assistant] This is no, this is, this is YouTube's new policy. You have to have at least a thousand subscribers and you have to have tallied over four thousand hours of watch time within, uh, twelve months.


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[Assistant] So, go watch Anthony CSN, too. Anthony, yeah, I like, listen, I'll, I'll praise Anthony all day. His videos are well edited, uh, commentary on video games. There you go.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he's uh, he's like, shaking his lip at me. Yeah, he would never row his boat. I was like, yeah, he's doing like a, like, pretty cat face.


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[Assistant] What do you guys think of that YouTube change? Good? Bad?


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[Assistant] It hurts small creators. But the revenue they miss out on is not too much.


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[Assistant] And then that's when they got in trouble because terrorists were uploading videos and monetizing it. And it was like, okay, now I gotta dial it back.


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[Assistant] No, especially if you've been monetized all this, yea, this long. Yea, it does feel like, you know, it's like you're getting beat up by a parent or something like that. It's like, oh, why you guys treating me like shit? Yea. Yea. What the hell?


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[Assistant] But, I mean, overall, I, I ultimately think it's gonna be a good thing. Overall. Because, I mean, YouTube, I mean, like it or not, YouTube is trying to make this space a little safer for advertisers. I mean, that's YouTube's goal. YouTube wants advertising dollars. The only way they're gonna get advertising dollars is making sure that this space is safer for advertisers.


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[Assistant] Uhm, and so now these requirements are so high because it's like, okay, to even get monetization, you have to prove that you can sustain a number of subscribers and that they enjoy your content enough to watch a lot of it. So those are the rules now.


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[Assistant] Take it off, yeah, just scrap the, scrap the other channel. Just move it. You'll be gold, you're welcome.


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[Assistant] I'm still on the YouTube thing. I really wish YouTube would figure out a way for short-form content creators to be whitelisted.


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[Assistant] I just wish there was a way to go, this guy's been making good animations and good short form content. We need to whitelist his channel so he can have access to monetization. But that takes a real person to look at a channel, which YouTube just, from what I understand, YouTube has hired 10,000 people just to curate content.


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[Assistant] Just to be sure they're scrubbing through everything going, alright, is this good? Is this appropriate? Is this good? Because yea, I mean, they're getting a lot of shit from advertisers. They're like, we don't want to advertise on your platform because we don't know what the fuck we're advertising on.


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[Assistant] I could watch that now and still think it's pretty good. Alright. Oh, speaking of VR, Vive has a new headset coming out.


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[Assistant] I know, yeah, uhm, this thing does look awesome. It is wireless, which is already a big plus. And it also has built-in headphones, which is another big plus, because the first one that we got...


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[Assistant] Yeah, there's, there's more out now. That's cool.


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[Assistant] I found the VR game for you, Nige. Yeah? This game is called Stunt Corgi.


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[Assistant] I think you set up, it looks like you set up, uh, stunt arenas for your corgi. So you're not the corgi. You're not the, I don't think you're the corgi. You're the handler. Yeah, you have to set up, uh, set up the stunts. You know, you could be the corgi, talk to him.


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[Assistant] I don't know, I know, it looks like you just tell it to go and see if it can complete the obstacle course.


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[Assistant] Oh, the corgi, oh god, see the video now, the corgi just hopped in a cannon and got shot out. Now it's, now it's walking across the board. There's disco lights. You would love this. Oh man. Okay. There you go.


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[Assistant] Stunt Corgi, yes, that's something I can fire from 30 minutes and just go, alright, I'm Stunt Corgian.


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[Assistant] Hmm, since smaller boulders take out more men, what say you, people of meh?


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[Assistant] Hold on, hold on. I will say that Duralius has two go-tos. It's either bitch or he comments on how small my penis is. Oh, you know, Simon.


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[Assistant] Looking for that. Hat on the back, are ya?


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[Assistant] Most of the games, except for, or most of the developers of the games that we play have, you know, retweeted or contacted us or have shown some sort of appreciation for what we do.


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[Assistant] Now, let me ask you guys something, because I don't like intros. I know it's like a part of branding, like if it was just a BAM, you see the, the, the title and it goes away, or you see who did it, it goes away.


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[Assistant] Uh, I know in the arc we still do it, but, uh, I'd like to know people in the comments, how many people like us using the bomp bomp bomp bomp that intro and how many people could do away with it.


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[Assistant] So his name's in every one, every intro droid bait. This comment comes from the Where's BFFs video. Uh, this is from Jake Lewis. Says, class act by you guys for having that gentleman on here for an explanation.


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[Assistant] Hope there aren't repercussions from him bashing machinima about being hard to work with though. Can already see the next animal tamed on Ark or the boat, or the next boat.


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[Assistant] Straight arm, tough man competition. Let me go to the next comment. Dames up says, holy shit, please learn to pronounce Reese's. It's not Reese's, it's goddamn Reese's. Sure, the way I wrote that looks dumb as fuck, but it's the best way I can write it to sound it out.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that was Neebs. Uh, look it up, a guy named Reece made something, named it after himself, the apostrophe shows ownership, and it should be pronounced the same way as if you're talking about Mike's car, Dylan's cheeseburger, or Neeb's cell phone.


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[Assistant] The same applies to the candy made by Reese. So whose candy is it? Fucking Reese's.


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[Assistant] Let's talk about Kyle Tetley. Hey. Isn't Tetley a T? Yes. He is a T. Yea, alright. Everyone knows that. Tetleysies. Little T-boy. Alright, he says, so, I became genuinely upset when Cooter died. My girlfriend laughed at me like a jerk.


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[Assistant] Others on YouTube, the amount of detail and time you put into your video shows, GTA and ARK are by far my favorites and I look forward to more Subnautico when content allows. You guys all.


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[Assistant] And in parentheses, including Thicke and his AFK-ing lone wolf ways. Make this channel what it is. Thank you for being something to look forward to. You guys rock. Uh, PS Simon, two things. You continue to drop your seeds wherever you deem necessary. Two.


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[Assistant] Continue to be a masterful beast of kick-assness and three, never change. I'm not a math guy.


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[Assistant] It gives us more time to organize the Monster Mash Sex Challenge.


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[Assistant] Lauren Elizabeth said resetting the server was a thought of brilliance and made for a really, really entertaining video.


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[Assistant] It was clever and unprecedented in this series. Totally awesome. If people are upset that they reset the server, then they need to stop taking themselves so seriously and get over their own butt hurt. Stupid thing to be upset about is stupid.


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[Assistant] Uh, yes. So we lost some, we lost some work, and luckily we were able to record like the past five minutes or so on Shadowplay, and I think we were, audio was still rolling too.


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[Assistant] I tried to get ones that were a little bit more detailed. I'd have to go back and look. One time he did all two word comments, that was weird. Fuck you! Hi!


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[Assistant] That suggests that to truly test your- We are marriage counselors now, officially. Well, apparently. Yeah, let us know if she says yes to the Monster Mash.


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[Assistant] I would like to see a scrap mechanic episode. I mean, kind of piggybacking on what he said. If you guys have to do some sort of a downhill thing with like a lot of turns, you have one guy who controls the right wheel and one guy who controls the left. That might be fun. That could be fun. Yea, when you got swirled.


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[Assistant] But you also have to invert somebody's controls. One guy has regular controls.


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[Assistant] And you'll get Ragnarok with that. I know for a fact that is free DLC. And yes, you should buy it. If that looks like a fun game to you, once you get in, it's probably gonna be fun. Just keep in mind the first few hours might be frustrating.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and if you spawn in and you're getting your face eaten by something, it happens to everybody. Stay at it. But for the, for the dollar.


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[Assistant] I think a rock golem trap that almost has like a window on it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you have several cannons pointed towards that window.


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[Assistant] That was a little weird. The other thing is, the time where we were taming the Pteranodons, and you're like, Thick, where are you? Where are you? Oh, you could have said that you were by the grass in the trees, which trees and grass were everywhere.


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[Assistant] Look in the sandy part or the grassy tree part. If I would have said I'm up the beach by the grass and the trees, you'd have been like THICC! That's everywhere!


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[Assistant] I still have not unpacked. Wow. I have other clothes to wear. Okay, that's a nice option.


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[Assistant] Yeah. No diversity. I had fun playing it. I got some kills. I got to be a hero once. It was awful. Short lived? Yeah. Oh, it was short. And I was like, man, I couldn't believe it. I played as Rey. And I'm like, this is going to be great. I'm capturing the footage. And then I'm just pulling Simon shit left and right, laughing at myself of how


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[Assistant] Typical it was, but I liked the fact that I was able to become a hero. Even somebody like me can go in and play that.


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[Assistant] Short stories and comedy so you can always have something new to listen to. And I'm all about the comedy and I just...


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[Assistant] H John Benjamin, Bob's Burgers, like he was, that was the first time I ever heard him in anything.


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[Assistant] Thank you Audible, and I forgot what we were talking about. What were we talking about? Back to LA. Well, we had a meetup, and that was fun. What a great meetup. Great meetup. There was probably, we don't know, I think the numbers vary. 300 people there. From 30 to 3,000 people showed up. Somewhere in there.


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[Assistant] One of the kids, uh, I don't remember anyone's name. I was intoxicated. Um, but when I was talking to them and I was like, Hey, so what are you guys into? I'm like being all, you know, Hey, look at me, bada bing. Like I do when I go to kids parties.


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[Assistant] One of them got your nose. One of them was into the hole. He was like the news, news guy at his school.


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[Assistant] Yeah, his woman was so quiet, and then all of a sudden you couldn't shut her up.


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[Assistant] In a good way. It was great. Man. Yeaah, she was sassy. Azur's shadow.


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[Assistant] If you know GTA, it was the Maze Bank building, we were on the 70th floor, and on either side or a few sides of the building, you could go out to a patio, and there was the wall, was six foot tall, glass wall, so you could just see everything.


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[Assistant] Okay, uhm, we'll start with his shoes, I wanna take off his shoes, Rob's that is, and I wanna have Nils watch me take off Rob's shoes.


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[Assistant] And then we got back and we hung out with, uh, who was that? Who's that rapper? Oh yea, we hung out with Corrupt. Corrupt. We were hanging out with his uncle.


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[Assistant] We're going to build silly cars and scrap mechanic. Go. Under my breath, no budget. But like, sure. Look at, look at Jeep stuff. Yeah. We do music. That could happen. That was hip hop. Oh, we should have had them listen to that. Yeah. That would have been great.


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[Assistant] But you know, uh, Tommy Rage, Tommy and I were at a bar and some guy, this was the night that I went back out till four, we were having a good time and some guy started doing magic in the bar and long story short, uh, he did a good trick. What new was it? No, it wasn't me, but he was doing the trick to me and Tommy was sitting there watching the trick.


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[Assistant] So at some point, he, he, I thought he screwed up the trick. I was like, oh, you got it wrong. We're laughing like, shit, that's not his card, whatever. Ended up it was in my pocket. The card, he had placed the card that it was supposed to be inside my front pocket.


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[Assistant] Tommy said he got pickpocketed after that. 250 bucks. 250 bucks out of his wallet. And Tom had his wallet in his like, side sweatshirt pocket, which is a horrible place to put a wallet. Took the money out and put the wallet back in. And I was like, oh shit, are you sure?


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[Assistant] Wow. And, and let's lay, I wanna, I wanna say right off the bat, like some very few people might think this means something different for them on YouTube if they're not donating. Doesn't mean a damn thing.


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[Assistant] Just like before. Yeah, it's actually gonna be better for you because we're just trying to make better content that you can get for free.


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[Assistant] Yeah. VR mod called Vivecraft. Vivecraft. I'm looking it up. Oh, I've got Vivecraft. Do you? No, not Vivecraft. Viveport is the Vive, uh... You've got Viveporn. That's what I thought he said. That's it. That's it.


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[Assistant] Are you done? That's it for me. They were good. Yeah, okay. Good for you. Thank you.


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[Assistant] Outtakes. Outtakes. Have you guys got any outtakes yet? Yea, but that needs to stay in the- that needs to stay. No it does, but-


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[Assistant] Hobbling towards you. Talking shit. I see you came back to town.


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[Assistant] Alright, so who wants to start it off? You start it off. I like when you start it off. Okay.


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[Assistant] Or get a new granny. And hopefully you're not seven, cause you're calling her granny. Because you know what? I'm sorry, but some of this language is inappropriate.


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[Assistant] And reading the same comment from somebody two weeks in a row. What are the chances? Right, but it's a referral back to that. So he's very


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[Assistant] Oh, I think that people didn't think that I would be able to contribute whatsoever and I want to say I was a big part of that.


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[Assistant] Uh, chicken says, and all these comments are from the comments, the last commenting on comments podcast. Okay. So that's something I only did once before, I think. Okay. So comments on that video. Interesting. It's like an eclipse. Yeah, like an inception. What a twist.


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[Assistant] It says, have you guys ever thought about playing Don't Starve Together? It has quite a bit of content and a lot of survival aspects. I think it would be funny to watch you guys struggle till after your first winter. I also know you guys are busy. Just try it out and see if you can spare some videos for it.


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[Assistant] I wish you pasta simon, cheers chicken. And then I checked it out and it's got, it's got, uh huh. Don't starve together. It's got like crazy good reviews, but it is a talk about it. I've played it. I have to.


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[Assistant] Alright, well, uh, Charlie Hemnit1 says, By saying stop the bullshit with Duralius, I believe they mean just let him be a part of your team and join you guys.


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[Assistant] Fans didn't want him to join ARK so he could pop up for, uh, two minutes every five episodes. We want him fucking about with you guys full time, and that brings the question that I have. Thank you, Charlie. Is Doraleous gonna be there?


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[Assistant] Ragnarok, day one, with us all the time. It's a good question. It's an official I'm asking. Cause I don't know, and I work here. TMZ was asking the same question. Uh huh. And what did they find out?


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[Assistant] Yeah, well, we'll have to see then, won't we? I'm gonna root for it, just saying. I would like to have you there. Because they want it, everyone wants them in there, so why not have them in there all the time? This coming in every once in a while bullshit. We're done with it. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Uh, Greshie on PC says for your thousandth video, remember this conversation? You guys should do a commenting on comments, but with a twist, you go back to the oldest videos and pick interesting clips and top rating comments to react to. Just one here and they're not all 999 previous videos. I don't understand that.


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[Assistant] I know, so I said it's funny you, you did that. You know what? It's connected. Yep. Isn't it? Uhm, connected. To the source. That's great. Wrong one.


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[Assistant] Congratulations to us! We're awesome! We're good at pointing out our accomplishments. Uh, Hamish Lang says, please play the game Steep. I tried it.


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[Assistant] Let me, let me finish reading the comments. It's a fun multiplayer game when you're high up in the mountains covered in snow, and you can ski, snowboard, paraglide, and win suit around. Or make tea. I would love to, thanks, or love to play. God, I can't fucking read today. Never stop jumping out of cars telling me. But, I checked out the game and I thought


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[Assistant] So I, every once in a while, when I read the comments and I see something, I'm like, oh, go to check it out, because I'm always looking for something. This game, the abilities on what you can grab, cinematically, with the tools that the game has, is fucking cool. And it's basically just a whole bunch of races that, that you can have fun, at least for a one-off, for us to play. I'd like to maybe give that a shot.


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[Assistant] Exactly, fun races in a different environment and you actually have tools to make it look really fucking cool and follow the characters and have really cool music and make it look like badass. So I was like, ah.


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[Assistant] Oh, okay, that's a good idea. Uh, support for today's show comes from Bluehost. Bluehost is a top rated website provider that powers over 2 million websites.


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[Assistant] That's Bluehost.com slash Neebscast. Thank you very much Bluehost.


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[Assistant] You know what? It's true. It is true. I'm self-conscious of it. First of all, we're getting adjusted.


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[Assistant] Well that's, that's the, that's kind of the thing where we don't want to do that anymore. Cause I don't want to take two weeks to do a video anymore. I just want to make sure that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and you're, and we're also training. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Don't, don't think that we're not thinking about it and everything.


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[Assistant] Go make more PUBG videos. Conflicting comments. Yeaah. I'll always like that. I like, I like seeing some bad ones. Disagreements? Yeaah. You just like conflict. Yeaah, that's it.


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[Assistant] I want to do one a month. That's what I want to do.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we need to really sick these people on them. Yeah, exactly. So do we do it official? Do we make it?


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[Assistant] Yes, I agree because I am good at things and this person I can relate to because they're good too. It was the game's fault.


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[Assistant] You weren't, I pulled over and said take your time. Yea, but I still felt every time I failed it was like God if I don't get it this time, they're gonna shit on me. Fuck, I fucked up again. Oh shit, I did it again. Paranoia.


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[Assistant] Sure you did. You loved seeing me squirm. Was that it? Are you done?


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[Assistant] Listen, that trailer looked pretty decent. Listen, it could have been worse.


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[Assistant] I've watched many, I've never even seen. You haven't seen most of our videos. No, I've watched them now. Yeah, that's the show where we discovered each other.


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[Assistant] Oh, I love that game. How about this, those are details. We'll figure out the details later. Let's start talking shit.


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[Assistant] No, it's supposed to be him. You're talking about Mona Lisa? Yeah. It's supposed to be, a lot of people say that that is.


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[Assistant] Well, a lot of people say that it is a... That's Da Vinci. Da Vinci, yea. Oh, it's, it's, it's himself. It's Da Vinci as a woman.


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[Assistant] That's what they say. Don't know if it's true.


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[Assistant] Right, well just the fact that he was thinking of planes that are even slightly resembled what we use today, as you go, holy shit, this guy was designing stuff, and then, he was trying.


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[Assistant] The good stuff, Simon. I'm not gonna engage.


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[Assistant] Not gonna fall for that, huh? Not gonna fall for that. Thank you, thank you everyone for the comments. Thank you Bluehost for sponsoring. And keep the comments coming. Say goodbye y'all. Goodbye!


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[Assistant] I uploaded one video. There you go. I don't know.


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[Assistant] Dralish the hippie bongo beater. That's what you are.


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[Assistant] It's cause you're hitting it bad. Yeah, you suck. I'm holding it with one hand. Slap it differently. I don't know why we're even talking about this at all. Cause we were arguing before we even started recording. Well, cause...


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[Assistant] Kinda like seven days, like the torch is just forever.


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[Assistant] Pursue a dream. So I hope you're not crying while you masturbate, cause that'd be unfortunate.


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[Assistant] Is that one empty? Would you grab me one too? And I'll get some more for a stream and such.


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[Assistant] That'd be great to see. Am I the only one, like, trying to imagine a 3D sticker? Cause the only 3D sticker I've ever experienced in my life were the puffy ones. Oh yea. The puffy stickers. Scratch and sniff. But they weren't 3D. Yeah, okay.


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[Assistant] And you know, talk some phantom while you're making them stickers, go ahead and make one that says, please toe away immediately.


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[Assistant] Okay, so we left off on some Star Trek and that's the video I did cause as much as I know we all enjoyed recording the video and it would be awesome if we could have you guys in as well. It seems like people appreciated it and I'd love to like make that a series. I'd love to see it through. If the game is in depth enough.


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[Assistant] We'll see what happens. And like a lot of these comments, like OTS Hedgie says, make this a series, boys. That was a start. The next one. This is from Big Boy Sexy Time.


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[Assistant] I've never watched Star Trek, but are the captains really that worthless?


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[Assistant] Okay, this is a little bit unrelated to Star Trek specifically, but I figured we'd just touch on it real quick. Matt Chappelle. I think if you guys set a like goal at the end of every video, you will get more likes because it gives people a goal, but in other videos when you guys say the video, say like the video, usually get more likes on your videos. We don't do that because it's annoying.


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[Assistant] Polar opposites. Justin Loup says, this is about Star Trek, one of the greatest things that has ever been created, keep it coming.


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[Assistant] SimonBS1 says, please don't make a Star Trek series.


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[Assistant] Bill F says, I seriously wish I could binge a few hours of this. Just went through the hurricane, live in Orlando, and this brightened my day tremendously. Thank you, Neebs and crew. Mike Robert says, can't make gems every time, I guess. Yum. I never thought I would say that. Wow.


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[Assistant] I enjoyed that. And this last comment is a bit long, but bear with me, cause it reflects, or it talks about all of us. Theorize.


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[Assistant] Put some time into this, I would imagine. You guys ready? Yeah. I may be a little drunk right now, but you guys are the best creators on YouTube to me. I want to thank you guys for truly coming up with what feels like a genuine channel that's creative, hilarious, and other adjectives. When I first found this channel, my honest initial thought was, why does this Neebs guy talk so goddamn southern? It's driving me crazy. Then I realized, wait a second, I talk like that.


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[Assistant] Then I thought, Jesus, this Apster guy is out of his mind. What's up with all this fucking cursing? But then I realized he's probably the most rational out of them all. Watching Simon play made me want to kill him and then myself.


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[Assistant] I sat up for hours at my desk wondering how a person could be so bad at playing video games and still be so liked by everyone.


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[Assistant] I watched thick play and I thought, if this guy runs off in his own direction one more time, I'm stopping the fucking video. Until I was playing a game with a friend of mine and I heard him say, I swear to God, if I see you run off again, I'm stopping this fucking game. This doesn't make sense to me, but whatever. Watching Dora Lingus play was like watching an egotistical jerk who was full of himself. What video is this on?


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[Assistant] See, the thing about being a fan of Niebz Gaming isn't about whether or not you enjoy gaming, that comes secondary. It's about something, an experience that feels authentic from a couple of friends who spend a lot of time arguing between each other. When it comes down to it, Niebz Gaming is perhaps one of the only places where arguing turns into a bonafide and original experience. Thanks guys, keep up the great work.


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[Assistant] I had to, I had to read it. I knew it was long, but I had to read it. You did a good job reading it too. Alright. And yeah, and that was a great end. No, we can't end with that. Why? Please like the video. Yeah. Make sure you like press.


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[Assistant] I would say it was, uh, a little bit more than half. Nah, half. Okay. Were you guys at the same event? Yeah, I think so. But like, Gamescom was ridiculous. Gamescom had like six different buildings with all this shit. Yeah. And this was one of those buildings.


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[Assistant] I didn't smell a funk in the air. I smelled maybe two or three. Little, I mean, you know, there wasn't a general funk.


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[Assistant] Seriously, when it comes down to this shit, honestly, I was, we went to Comic Con, we probably ran into like, it was like 30 or 40 people sprinkled throughout the day, right, that maybe were like, hey, how you doing? We seen some stuff. It wasn't that many.


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[Assistant] When we were at the booth, there was always somebody there and there was almost, there was always a line. It was crazy.


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[Assistant] That's why we need to do like, do something like this once a year always, cause it's like that, that fail safe community event.


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[Assistant] That's someone else planned, and we just get to sit there, and then we go out.


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[Assistant] And a lot of people missed you. They were, uh, very disappointed. I don't think anyone missed that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, cause the king bed was really nice and I'm like, oh, that bed was good.


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[Assistant] God, it was the worst night of sleep I think I've ever had.


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[Assistant] Our booth was empty for a while. So from 4 o'clock to 6 o'clock, it was on. It was on. There was people there immediately. And stayed there the whole time. And then we went from there, we got to meet a whole bunch of great people and then some people were hanging out.


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[Assistant] There was a grandmother there. She was 68 years old. Yeah. I shit you not. She was 68 years old. She was from Wisconsin. Her name was Susan. Ellen. Susan Ellen. Yeah. The weird like first. Yeah. That's, or is it Ellen Susan? He made this. This is all made up. Yeah. But I was, you're making this up. I was making that much.


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[Assistant] He had a Needs Gaming t-shirt on. And he said uhm, I'm gonna buy shots.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and it was loud, like not the kind of bar that I want to hang out with, you know, I don't know, it was a little bit loud.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but we went to IHOP, that was another thing about the location, like 24 hours, IHOP was like 200 feet away from our building too. So there was always a place if you wanted to get.


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[Assistant] You used three letter words. No, how about this? Hey, hey, oh, hey, how you doing? Uh, what's your name? Travis. My name's, no, my name's.


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[Assistant] Right. So it was like, I think it was just, I think it was supposed to be a hundred tickets that were given out. They weren't sold.


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[Assistant] I want to say that too, mate. Well, whatever. Let's say 800.


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[Assistant] Yeah, always. And we're, we're just waiting for people to just, sometimes you get somebody to kind of walk over and like right amongst all the people and just look at the card, pick it up and then just throw it down on the, you know, on the, on the table and walk away. Like we don't know who you are, but there's something going on here, obviously.


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[Assistant] Everyone knew us, you know, like when we did it at, uh, Comic Con, when we had, we had Janelle, we had, there was, there was a woman there, barking, saying, come over here, you might not know these guys, but.


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[Assistant] You had to have fun with it, like we were writing all sorts of stupid shit too, so it's like we have to do something different with the pictures, what we're writing, I mean I did have a lot of bada bings, a few bada zings, and then sometimes we were just talking shit and then we would just write about what we were talking about and then say their name.


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[Assistant] Actually, one of the RTX guys, one of the guys from Rooster Teeth came over at like 12 o'clock, the day that we were supposed to do our, go to our sign. He didn't know either, did he? No, he came over and said, you guys are supposed to be somewhere. And we're like, what? He was like, yeah, on the schedule. It's like, yeah. And we're like, holy shit. That's not what our community says.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's like, come on, nah. Close. Yeah, close.


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[Assistant] Well, you brought it up at a table in front of other people and I said they have inf- it was when we were signing!


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[Assistant] And you made it live, right then too, during the panel.


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[Assistant] What about that really, like, there were a couple of those times where we just kinda like ran into, like you ran into a couple of people that weren't even in town for RTX that recognized you.


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[Assistant] I'm just drinking. Like I'm not here for anything even related to this shit. So that was kind of fun. But then there was that like really beautiful and handsome.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they were just like a really beautiful looking couple. And I'm grabbing this guy's chest. They're going to send us some shirts. But that was a very like, hey, we were, happened to be in town and I don't even know where they saw it, but it was like a post they saw an hour earlier. Like, hey, we're going to be at this bar and they just showed up.


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[Assistant] And drunk, it was an eight apparently. I rated it.


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[Assistant] No, it's actually not day three. It was after the screening, you know what we did after the screening? We think we're done for the day. Let's go to another room and sign more stuff. Okay.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah. And that's where it was. So, he, he had... Yeah, go ahead.


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[Assistant] Which, which obviously by the way the pre-screen has got a bigger line. This one did.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that doesn't make sense. Yeah, you hardly know him. It seems like a loophole. There's a security flaw here. And that, that's the thing is that's actually, that started the trip too. It was also on the flight there. Yeah, they had it on their tickets. And he actually went through, we got thrown to the pre-check side. There was a longer line there as well. He went to the regular check.


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[Assistant] Quicker option. Exactly. Fix it, Dice. Dice can fix it, right?


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[Assistant] And thank you to every single person that was there if you happen to be listening.


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[Assistant] I feel bad right now. I got some cheeky nug nugs, but uhm, it was the quick fix and it wasn't that quick. Nothing today was quick for me, so.


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[Assistant] I hope to one day, uh, when we're older, have our get togethers at a Hardee's or something.


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[Assistant] I had a Friday night uh, situation where I should have probably sent it back.


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[Assistant] And I gave them a free pass because it was restaurant week up in Raleigh. So uhm, the lady, uh, her birthday, so I took her out to dinner on, on Friday night. And it was like, uh, the restaurant week where you can, you can choose like one of like five things for the first thing, one of like five things for your main entree and one of like five desserts, which is always nice.


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[Assistant] So, the appetizer thing I got, it was called, uhm, crispy brussel sprouts. And I love my brussel sprouts, okay? Well, one, it wasn't just brussel sprouts. Two, they weren't crispy. It was like four brussel sprouts and then it was like some old mom's pot roast thrown in there all mushy with like an egg on top. It was like, it was the weirdest fucking thing. I wouldn't have stood for it for a second.


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[Assistant] And the thing is like a millimeter. And only tied to humans because of being an invertebrate. 540 million year old creature, exquisitely well preserved fossil traces. But uhm, I'll get to the point that's interesting really quick. We're dying for it.


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[Assistant] It's the earliest known step on the evolutionary path that led to fish and eventually to humans. But here's what I found very interesting. They were unable to find any evidence that the animal had an anus, which suggests that it consumed food and excreted from the same orifice. I found that curious.


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[Assistant] I don't know. Like, I wonder how many middle-aged women went awww as they drove by. And some rednecks driving by. Oh, a queer!


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[Assistant] Who's career was reignited through Always Sunny. Oh man, he's perfect in that show. He's wonderful in that show.


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[Assistant] My neighbor would bring over both kinds of clam chowder and I'd make Bloody Marys all day. It was a good old time, you know, nice little Sunday thing, but Sudeikis was coming because he was acting in a movie that I was doing lighting on. It was called Good Old Fashioned Orgy, but friend at the time was like, who I knew was a huge fan, I was like,


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[Assistant] Keep it cool. Don't make it weird. That's it. And uhm, he's like, yeah, yeah, cool, cool. And then before you know, fucking an hour in, he's trying to get a selfie with uhm, you know, the whole, the thing, take a picture. Like he totally fucking couldn't help it.


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[Assistant] I actually just watched that for the first- I forgot about it completely. Watched it, uh, maybe a week ago. Well there you go.


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[Assistant] He's like the chubby dude in bootcamp that gets fucked with by everyone and no spoilers, but man, he loses his shit.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it makes me think of, I'd like to see anoth- it's not a TV show, but I'd love to see another of the new Dread. The movie. Judge Dread? Oh yeah. Yeah, but it's Judge Dread, but what's that? With Stallone? No, no, no. They did that new one, yeah. That came out a few years back. I dunno, it's probably that far.


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[Assistant] He kills it, man. Yea, he did really good. It's a good damn movie. It's a really fun setting. It's kinda like a die-hardish kinda thing. Yea, that apartment building? Yea.


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[Assistant] It was the reason for the environment in the first place. Right. That's the reason the whole movie even fucking happened.


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[Assistant] I like Birdman, but the whole play that was happening.


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[Assistant] We got the Birdman guy here. Birdman, what is your name? Birdman, Mr. Birdman. Let's call him Mr. Birdman. Who is the light being the bird?


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[Assistant] Next time I'll set up some cones, a chart, a graph. Let's ask Daniel from Heeshee Birdman questions. God damn it, it's not Heeshee. Or did he do- I know.


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[Assistant] So commenting on comments or podcasts or both? I always get them confused. Just make them the same thing. That's what we're doing.


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[Assistant] We're gonna do both from now on, that's kind of a thing. One stop shop? Yeah. Let's knock out two chickens with one brick.


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[Assistant] Yes, yes, yes, yes. So we, I got the comments, but we might take a little bit longer between cause we don't want to have to.


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[Assistant] So anyway, uh, Curey, Curey says, uh, you can find a unicorn version of the Equus.


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[Assistant] Cause usually I don't take a long time to shit, but if I do have a long shit, my, uh, I have to like constantly lift up one ass cheek to get it off because the circulation gets fucked up and then when I stand up, my legs are numb.


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[Assistant] Well, Chris Bain gave us a comment. But her dad is awesome. What's Chris Bain say? Chris Bain says, Hey, I noticed they added a lance to Ark. Maybe craft them in and some shields so you could do a jousting tourney. That's right. And we seriously are slacking on that.


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[Assistant] Just like that. Just cause it's naturally going there. John on also, John Nicholson said something for you, Neebs, cause you were always bitching about your anger rooms.


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[Assistant] Ingrams. Yeaah. Ingrams? Yeaah. So according to John, he says, Hey Nibs, I know you're out of Ingrams, so I have something that will help. It's called the Mindwipe? Do you know what that is? Uh, kind of. It's like a Jedi truth.


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[Assistant] It gives you all your Ingram points back and skill points back without losing your level. The recipe is 24 cooked prime meat, 200 mejo berries, 72 narcotic, 72 stimulant, 20 rare mushrooms and 20 rare flowers. Hope you find this helpful. And a dash of salt.


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[Assistant] Dare to dream. Rayan96 says, uh, well basically,


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[Assistant] Do you guys know why the egg disappeared? Spoiled? Yea. Cause apparently there's a bug. Ryan96 says there's a bug and when the egg stays in the nest for 7 days it expires as soon as you pick it up. Did you know that? Yea.


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[Assistant] So Ran says you gotta take most of the eggs in, in there so another one spawns and you take them? Is that right?


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[Assistant] Oh, there you go. So it's dead. So, well, Ran, thanks even though everyone knew. Let's talk about something else.


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[Assistant] My day, my day it smelled and it was hot. It was like fucking 90 degrees outside and then you're inside this like tent. This clear tent. It's like a dome. You think it's hot when it's 70. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Right, but at the executive lounge, I get to get snacks. Yep. And I get comfortable chairs. Yeah. And entertainment. What do I get here?


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[Assistant] Those are out there. They were actually produced for television.


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[Assistant] Oh, and you know what? Hold on for a second. We need to talk about our sponsor, Dollar Shave Club.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's great. Yeah. I want one. That's the thing, right now we can subscribe to them. We have an in. We have an in. Dollar Shave Club really is the smarter choice. You get a great shave at a great price and it's delivered right to your door.


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[Assistant] The blade just glides against your skin to give you such a smooth shave that you will never forget it. Their Dr. Carver's Shave Butter is transparent for a more precise shave and it helps prevent ingrown hairs and fight razor bumps. And you too can make the smarter choice by joining the Dollar Shave Club.


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[Assistant] For a limited time, new members get their first month of the executive razor with a tube of their Dr. Carver's shave butter for only five bucks with free shipping.


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[Assistant] And after that, razors are just a few bucks a month. That's a $15 value for only five bucks. In your first month, you get an awesome weighty handle, a full cassette of four cartridges, and a tube of their shave butter. After your first month, replacement cartridges ship automatically at their regular price.


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[Assistant] Uuh, sooo, next comment. H25 asked, Nibs and the crew, if you could design any style of game triple A quality, what kind would you try to make? PS love your content. Man, that's a loaded question. I know, and this is something that I want to say quick. Okay. Like, everyone go, I got nothing. I already know.


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[Assistant] Well that's fine, but really, when he's saying about the things, that really should be anything. If you're on space, then you should be able to attach something to their brain, you know, that's gonna basically make them yours. But you don't wanna just make it arcane.


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[Assistant] Uh, something more like, uh, like tic-tac-toe. Burger time. Instead of X's and O's, it'd be like a star and a little ducky. And a pizza and a sandwich.


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[Assistant] No, you take the, you take the bowling alley that's gone out of business that nobody gives a shit about that's been there for, sitting for 10 years and you turn it into a completely different game. What other game could you utilize that's a different game with that long, slick wood and you just put a little ramp at the end and foot.


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[Assistant] McPancake says, how about an air balloon challenge? That would be cool. And I said, yeah. Worthy of bringing up.


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[Assistant] Okay, so right now we have air balloons. Hot air balloons. Uhm, but VLover said, Oh shit, another scrap. Love Doraleous videos sucks. The after credits videos are gone, but still greatly put together. And that was me calling you off for being lazy. Cause he doesn't do the after credits thing. People like that.


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[Assistant] So, anyway. Alright, so motorbike. Yeah, none of these, I don't think are...


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's a whole other thing. So what about so JADGA Panzer 38 Hetzer?


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[Assistant] Says, why not do, uh, gunships? Says, I said you've already made bombers, at least some of you, cause he went back and watched all the scrub videos. He said you got rockets, try to combine them, like the older stuff that you've made, into bigger gunships.


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[Assistant] But, well it's hard, they're shooting, it's just difficult.


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[Assistant] And they just need to talk to us about everything, right? That's all they would need.


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[Assistant] No, no, that's great. And I'm not saying that the game is bad. I'm just saying when I would look over, I wasn't like, you know, I was like, oh good, there's more of that. It's probably a great game. He's still walking sideways, killing things. It was very repetitive.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm not knocking that, but okay, so I think- I picked up that in seven days of the day. Those are the ones I picked up.


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[Assistant] What you'd hope if someone else was, that'd be annoying. Yeah, that would be annoying. Get over here, I'm looking at this!


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[Assistant] James Freiman says, uh, this is another idea for Scrap. Uh, cable call challenge, but what got me was, cause of the new map with...


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[Assistant] Canyons. Yea. James Freiman said that, so I haven't seen that map yet. Oh, gotcha. There's more.


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[Assistant] To another peak, yeaah. So using the terrain, you guys need to get more creative. Mhm. Huh? Yeaah. Like cable car?


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[Assistant] I don't know about the worst in the room, but you'll get very enthusiastic, which, which hypes me up. And then I get my expectations thrown out.


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[Assistant] Was it stupid funny or clever funny? It was, uh, both. Little bit of both, yeaah. I expected to be let down and I thought it was pretty funny. You know, I was expected to be let down with that movie with, uhm, Ice Cube and the, and the... Fist Fight. Oh, Fist Fight. Fist Fight. How'd you like it? Oh!


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[Assistant] One of my favorite characters in that was, uh, the chick that's from... She's... She's great, and she's...


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[Assistant] Well, I mean, no, there's also shit, like, I don't know why I thought that that Xmas, like, uh, office party, like, Christmas party. That sucked. Yeah, it sucked. To me, good trailer, and I was like, this has the potential to be a really fun, good fucking movie.


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[Assistant] And I was a fan of a lot of people that were in it, and I was just like, really disappointed. TJ Miller. TJ Miller is hysterical.


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[Assistant] But, uh, uh, the architect says y'all should try this course again. This was the Adahop course. Just make a round two video. And I tell ya. Which, the last one we did? This is the Adahop course challenge. Adahopsticle? Yeah. And the thing is...


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[Assistant] Probably, no exaggeration, maybe a hundred comments were saying, you need to stop fucking around, you saw the course, you need to make new vehicles, and it needs to be done again.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it was a busy day. Yeah, but you should do that again. And we need to get somebody else to do the thumbnail, cause god.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it does. Anything that makes you feel worse makes me feel more powerful.


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[Assistant] And this is what I don't understand is because if I, any, any excuse for me to get out of work, I take it. If I was colorblind, I would be like, I can't do thumbnails guys, sorry. Someone else do it.


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[Assistant] This is on Subnautica. Okay, okay. John Brown says, just a tip, when you guys get a chance, go back to the Jungle Island, there you should find fruit trees, which will give you about the best food and water also. You can harvest a seed from them and plant them in a garden bed in your base, unlimited food. And we kinda spoke about it.


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[Assistant] Spitshine Sneaker says, I hope you guys are ready for the game's full release within the next month, and I talked to you about this a little bit. Subnautica? Yeah, the end game content is going to be killer, but I didn't understand that comment. You wanna explain?


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[Assistant] Great. And I only did it for five minutes and I stopped myself because I had to get back to work.


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[Assistant] And that was it. Cause Anthony's like, you wanna try? You wanna try? And I'm like, well I kinda do. And then I was nervous cause I...


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[Assistant] I was standing. It's the first game that I played standing that I felt completely confident while doing it. Cause I'm like, I don't know, I'm probably gonna fall. You ran into a wall, didn't you? No, I didn't. But, uh, but I thought I was gonna. I was like, man, I'm probably gonna fall on my face. But then after five minutes, I was.


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[Assistant] I don't remember all I know is it felt good. I wasn't paying attention to those little things. I was just like, holy shit that was fun! And then I had to shoot something else and I was failing miserably.


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[Assistant] Yeah, people aren't going to care that their house looks like shit because they're going to be plugged into these...


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[Assistant] It would be insane and people would not want to go back to the real world. That's the issue. No, you would eventually, your eyes get, your eyes get. No, your eyes get, but then you go, then when you're in your real world, it's like, oh, this shit's boring.


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[Assistant] It's so hard. Uh, I'm sorry, I gotta squeak in a comment over here, cause Alex said something nice. Thanks for apologizing.


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[Assistant] This is, this is my new favorite series, bloody love it. I'll be buying Subnautica now too. There you go. Thanks guys, funny stuff. So thank you, Alex.


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[Assistant] No, no, no, I see, I definitely see in the comments a lot of with ARK and Subnautica and Scrap too. There's always at least a couple people in there saying I'm buying this now.


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[Assistant] Yeah, uh, Trent Reilly said Markiplier does it better, so I like that. He does everything better. It's a different style. Yeah, well of course it is, but I just, I enjoyed it when I saw it. No, he doesn't.


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[Assistant] What are your thoughts on doing the future VR Star Trek game?


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[Assistant] It's actually a very sad song. Oh, final comment. Oh, go ahead. Yeah, it's, uh, I don't know what video it's on, cause I got it last month. Ooh, this'll be fun. Maybe we can figure it out. Maybe we can figure it out. Well, Ian K.


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[Assistant] Yea, Thicc would love to run with that crowd. Did you know statistically that, uh, I don't know if it's North and South Koreans, or just Koreans in general, or like, or one of the two, uh, statistically the smallest penises. Really?


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[Assistant] How can we fill this time? We gotta take advantage of this time when Neebs isn't here. Which we do. Like, we won't be judged. This is no judgment time.


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[Assistant] My basement was covered, not in my trophies, my father's trophies, from bowling, softball, etc. It's insane how many fucking trophies were in that one room, and uhm, yeaah, I'm not gonna have that, nor do I want that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that'd be, yeah, incredibly weird. Okay. Uh, so Kickstarter, we'll kickstart that.


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[Assistant] I've seen your form. Yeah, I mean that leg kicks out into the other lane. Yeah. To my left. So smooth. Always tripping little kids. Sometimes, yeah, on purpose.


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[Assistant] Obstacles? Guns. I didn't think you'd ever get to the level of judging bowling.


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[Assistant] See, I look at them completely differently because golf, you get to like take in the outdoors environment. It's like, just be where you are is a pleasure. The bowling industry, I guess you say.


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[Assistant] We don't care that much about it. I've never not noticed a haircut so much. Anyway.


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[Assistant] Uhm, escape room? Okay, sure. That's a good name for it.


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[Assistant] I did one at a personal birthday party not long ago. It was like they bought all the shit online, you know, printed out all the shit that you needed. I didn't know very many people at this party at all. It was like a birthday party and it was cool. Like in this house, it was really fun. Talk about an icebreaker. When you guys are like the first time you meet these people, you're like playing a part.


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[Assistant] I'm sure, and I think that, like, with us, you know, the more you know, and like, we're idiots, so, and we like this shit and playing parts. I bet we would have a really fun one. I've never been to one. They're pretty, they're interesting.


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[Assistant] You know what's good about escape rooms is it uses like, uh, unused real estate in a lot of cases. You know? Like, uh, it was an abandoned office downtown. That's kinda true about any business.


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[Assistant] It is. It is. But this could, like, you could, uh, you know how malls are becoming pretty obsolete? They're kinda just sad. A lot of malls are. Malls are sad. Our mall's not. Our mall's very sad.


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[Assistant] Of course, yeaah. What is it? It's a fried frickin' stick with cinnamon and sugar on it. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] I'm so glad you switched over to the dark chocolate side.


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[Assistant] Me too. Have you heard about my, uh, your push-ups? Oh, you have? Before the shower? I'm not gonna break it up. Is it still 25? No, it's 30! Update your fucking brain. Do you even feel a burn from that?


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[Assistant] We just want everyone to be healthy, right? Yes, just be healthy. Coconut, almonds.


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[Assistant] We could smelt it down and make some sweet gold necklaces with it.


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[Assistant] Like a YouTube museum. A hundred years from now. A YouTube museum? Oh yea, certainly. Possibly. The bones of PewDiePie will be in there? Possibly.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they took it out of context. They didn't talk about what he was actually trying to achieve with those, uh, episodes he was doing. He was just proving points.


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[Assistant] And then fuck, like California, man, they just, they've been dealing with some shit.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. There's this whole thing about media lately, and I'm not gonna get into it on the political side, but media is, like, still on the other side is absolutely necessary.


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[Assistant] Like you need it. Oh yeah, of course. You just have to know how to filter, you know, the right sources and not know where they're going to just embellish. Like do your fucking research. Compare. Don't just watch one source. Don't just read one source. You really, you know.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, Facebook's the absolute worst because you get in the echo chamber.


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[Assistant] There needs to be some showmanship. As long as there's not a riot, you know? Then you're doing it wrong. Sports would be fun, win or lose. We're competitive by nature. You know, tribal mindsets. My group's better than your group.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna give you a few things that I really love about that fucking bed.


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[Assistant] Even though, uhm, we got this one and I ended up with it and we didn't pay for it, but like for the price that they are, it is a quality mattress. That's for damn sure. Number two, I still love the fact that I was, cause I can't fit shit in my car. I like this normal car and like,


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[Assistant] And the third thing, we know how tough relationships are, just in and of themselves. Uh huh. It's really nice to not have any disturbance between the both of you on the mattress. If one of you can't sleep. Oh the tossing and turning. That transfers over. Sure does. Not on this fucker.


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[Assistant] Nothing. It's amazing. No ripple effect, huh? No ripple effect at all. That's cool.


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[Assistant] I was going to talk about what seemed the obvious topic, which was that new solar system with the seven potentially habitable planets like Earth. Then I read the article last night about Elon Musk's


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[Assistant] There's two guys, uh, that are going to do an unmanned loop around the moon and back. Two guys are doing this unmanned loop. Yeah. But it's unmanned.


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[Assistant] Yes. Two guys have already paid for it, they are not celebrities, and uh, here, let me give you the details on this. It's already happening within, by the end of this year, one flight's happening, and then next year's another one. I didn't even realize it was, they were talking about people who paid for


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[Assistant] I'm pretty sure the flight with these two guys is later this year, but if not, it's in 2018. Okay. Flight around the moon in cooperation with, with NASA. Cause, uh, SpaceX has been like kind of doing their thing with NASA.


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[Assistant] And this will be faster and farther than anyone has ever been. Faster and further.


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[Assistant] Cause we've never gone beyond- What are they going, beyond the moon? Well, around it. They're using it, but- Around it. Now, what's crazy to me- That's about 250,000 miles away? It's gonna take about six or seven days. And what's crazy to me, and I was just reminded, and I think, I mean, we all know it, but no US astronauts have been to the moon since the early 70s. Isn't that fucking nuts?


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[Assistant] Space trips, yeah. I mean, Elon Musk, you know, within the next 50 years, he expects us to be regularly visiting Mars.


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[Assistant] No, and I heard that he's going to do one as well.


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[Assistant] Well, unless they got to exactly where they're like, yes, now we got it, which is probably why this is happening, you know?


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[Assistant] Yeah, but look what it does for your entire name brand across the board if this is a nightmare. Because you're fucked.


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[Assistant] You know, it's science time, but it goes a touch political, but you know how like, um, no, no, don't, don't cut me. Keep me going. Cause we don't have to get into specifics. I was thinking about this a little bit last night.


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[Assistant] And picturing the whole, you know, the space exploration endeavor and, and potentially colonization and, uh, the big money entities are going to, you know, obviously gobble up the real estate worth of shit out there. And it's going to be kind of the, just an extension of what's here? Out there? Out there. In space. I mean, you'd imagine, right?


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[Assistant] Come here! Are there any good schools in the area? Are you on the side of this planet that burns your face when you wake up? Or are you on the lush? I'm just saying. I'm looking thousands of years over. And it costs so much to send anything into space. Again, Elon Musk, this vision of his in a reasonable amount of time.


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[Assistant] He also said that he would like to die on Mars if given the option.


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[Assistant] Not by impact. Yeah, by hitting it. I watched a half hour, um, he was at a, it was like a world government convention in Dubai. It was a pretty big convention, obviously, and just all walks of life, governments around the world are there. It got to where he was talking about video games. We talked about this before.


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[Assistant] About, like, the advancements from Pong to now. Is this getting boring now? Or, but it's r- No, I'm interested, I'm interested. From Pong until now, the advancement in video games. And, like, if you look at it like that in 20 years.


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[Assistant] Video games with VR will be undistinguishable from real life. They will be. And then he pondered on that going, so how do we know if we're not already in one?


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[Assistant] We might be NPCs, you know what I mean? Yea, we might be. Still, we're going that deep. No, we don't have to. Science time, we're done with science, over! You get it, though? Hey! Sick!


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[Assistant] Can't prove it. Can't prove it, no. No. But neither can hate, that's what I'm saying. You have to have an open mind to those things. Cause what the fuck do we know? An open mind, unicorns exist. Well also, I mean religion, you know what I mean? Yeah, exactly.


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[Assistant] Sure thing, Grandpa. It was great. I mean, I remember when you didn't have to wear a seatbelt, you know.


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[Assistant] I'm dealing with this, potentially the same thing. I brought it up on the stream. Like, well with the place I moved in, the walls are like paper thin. And my girl stayed with me for the first time this weekend at my new place, and uh, she was like, holy shit. Like you hear, like uhm, opening a soda can, you know? You expect the wall to muffle it. Eh.


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[Assistant] If I was in college, that'd be great, but uh, I'm a grown person and I don't want to live that life. You know, it sounds fun, but uh, I'm on the same page with almost everyone in my building.


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[Assistant] On the way, uh, to the office today, I stopped by the office one more time to see how the progress was going. So they're, they're on it. They're gonna, they're gonna put another layer of rice paper on there. Yeah, exactly. So we'll see how that goes. Stand by. All right. So, uh, bada bing, bada boom.


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[Assistant] Would you wanna switch over a belt? Well, they're both the same, aren't they? Yeah, not really. I mean, it depends on the parent.


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[Assistant] It's, it's, uh, it's better than soap in the mouth. No, I get that too, but that's like, who gives a shit?


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[Assistant] Isn't that like more often a Catholic school thing?


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[Assistant] No, no, no. I bet he knew you weren't gonna tell anybody. Because nobody saw it and... I don't know. But was it effective? Yeah, I didn't talk to him like that.


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[Assistant] And I think respecting elders, especially if they're, you're being taught by them or whatever, like, let's face it, there's idiots everywhere and a lot of elders are idiots. I had some idiot teachers.


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[Assistant] And that's what separates the good teachers from the shit teachers or in any position. Like the good one, like you understand almost everything out of their mouth and it inspires you. Like they just do it right. They're a good leader in a leadership position. Not everybody's like that. So, you know, that's military wide. That's workplace wide. It's some people just suck at it.


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[Assistant] Teachers deal with a lot of politics too. Like more than a lot of people know. School boards are the fucking worst.


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[Assistant] I feel like it's a balance. I feel like it's how you execute it, you know? Like again, back to the Facebook thing, like if you're getting your influence and sources from like that echo chamber of, you know, you're doing it wrong.


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[Assistant] Okay, I was curious, cause Names, you watched Birdman again, so I'm curious now. Cause now you actually can form an opinion. Before you just assumed.


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[Assistant] I think I'm sick of crab legs. Officially. Isn't that weird?


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[Assistant] No, no, no. Every now and then we will have some crab legs. And we went, cause it had been a long time, on Friday night, and uhm, I took like my first bite, and I'm like, huh, I think I'm done. And I know it's like-


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[Assistant] Yeah, we've had this crab leg thing for, uh, you know, since we started dating, like once a month, we'd get crab legs somewhere, so.


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[Assistant] Yeah, oh, something, it's pretty small, like 1.3 billion, I think views, and like 6.5 million subs or something. Is that true?


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[Assistant] You said Tina, so there's Tina and who's the other guy cause I can't pull up papers cause I'm lazy.


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[Assistant] Having drinks with you and Tina. That was the first time I ever really got jealous. And not jealous because of you, because I can give a fuck who you are. But, jealous because, jealous because it was a trip.


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[Assistant] And it was like, and you guys were going, and I'm like, oh man, there's gonna be fucking stories. Like, whenever any of us get to go away, there's always stories, and you were part of that story, and I heard you were cool and shit.


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[Assistant] He'd be like, listen, it's too grand, okay, I gotta get a new, uh, boiler. He'd go joyriding in your Lamborghini.


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[Assistant] But basically, well, Tegan Smith asked the same question that was asked before. How long does it take to make a four minute video?


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[Assistant] I feel like I gotta at least say a few questions here, cause I asked the audience. I don't give a fork, uh, asked if you ever considered doing a TV show version of his he or actually he she is the right pronunciation. If so, uh, what are a few?


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[Assistant] He would like to change, maybe fuller house?


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[Assistant] So, what are your professional thoughts? I mean, like, I didn't watch your, I didn't watch your review, I saw you reviewed it, and on my ads, you know, it's probably not gonna be that good, I'd rather just ask you right now.


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[Assistant] Well, hold on, let me, uh, uh, hot nuts ask you how did you start animating and why and also any tips for first time animators. I'd love to see a step by step on how you guys do your animating process all the way from writing a story to the finished product.


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[Assistant] How to start animating? Well, you started from what I heard. Let's see if Wikipedia's up to snuff. Okay. What? I have a Wikipedia? Yeaah.