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[Assistant] Yeah, you gonna take a shmoop after this? There you go. You know, Billy Crystal, I don't know why New Yorkers always have to say this, well at least I feel like we do, but like he's from, uh, he's from like four miles from my house. Like he grew up. You guys ever pee together? I wish. That'd be great. Dare to dream.


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[Assistant] Well you are nuts. You're nuts. But it was really her, he was right. I know, cause he knows that kind of shit.


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[Assistant] U hell dig angle? I don't know, it says Duralye's forgot the first rule of snot club. And...


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[Assistant] Alright, I think I'm, is that all of mine? Can that be? It's possible. You said you had eight. I did, but I think one of them was a dud.


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[Assistant] Two of them are duds. Two of them are duds. Wow. They're not duds. Actually, I can't even say that. They're not duds. Now you can't read them. Now I can't read them. Cause you just shit on them. I just shit all over them.


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[Assistant] And I actually connected this in my place.


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[Assistant] And I disconnected what I was using for wifi and it was easy to set up. They have a card there and when you get it and it just says, you know, go to the app to set it up. And I was within five minutes, I was set up and I went to a room in my house that always has a horrible signal.


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[Assistant] And wireless connected, no problem. It worked for me.


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[Assistant] You can't have the light without the dark, you know? That's true. You're welcome. But Anthony is pretty much the best builder, isn't he?


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[Assistant] And an app store too. I was sitting there for like 20 minutes. It's like, ah, I got three comets. Like, you-


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[Assistant] I could get, I could get 15 comments, top quality comments in 10 minutes.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's such a big thing. I love all that stuff. It's great, man. You go like, okay, this is a fun, interesting new character that's not going to be that easy to beat. And that bat thing that you guys were fighting. Yeah. Like, it's not like,


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[Assistant] I kept scrolling. Okay, then no, you're right. You just get mad. Hit F12. Be like, what is this?


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[Assistant] Oh, okay. Agenda. Those damn liberal actors.


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[Assistant] Alright, good. Alright, and I watched a documentary. I thought it was gonna be a show. After Porn. I think it's called After Porn. I've seen that thumbnail, yeaah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, seriously, but it was, it was really interesting and it was just people talking about, uh, you know, like all people that are out of it. Some people are doing certain things now and other people aren't and I don't know. It's just, it's, it was really well done.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Oh, but I mean, it's a, it's, it was a really interesting perspective from people who were still in the business too, that they would talk to every once in a while and like, uh, and then people who were out of it. And then some people had really good experiences, apparently like the golden era was, uh, the late eighties in the nineties. And there was this one particular, uh, production company called, uh, shit, I'm forgetting the name of them, vivid, I think.


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[Assistant] Oh yea, I remember Vivid. Sorry. Sorry to be a perv, but I do remember that. So Vivid, like, they would do productions, and like, and then you kind of forget, it's like, and I'm sure that people are still doing it now, but it's probably few and farther between of like,


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[Assistant] Really, these people were, uh, they were acting. You could say they were acting poorly or whatever it is, but it's like they were, they were taking these like, they were.


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[Assistant] Real budgets and movies and like, you know, the shooting location in Hawaii and all this other shit, like a lot of these, cause they were, VIVA was supposed to be like this higher end of like, we're gonna make films.


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[Assistant] It's fun. Yep, it was a good time. Thank you, thank you to Ridgewallets. Ridgewallets. And thank you Jenlock, new animator series. Good luck. That's it, huh?


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[Assistant] And what'd you think about that? Did they do a good job? Did they do the book justice?


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[Assistant] What I was thinking along with Niebz Gaming Live, it was similar, not this year obviously, but uh, next year. Granted, we're gonna have a musical portion of our live show.


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[Assistant] But I'm talking like, in addition, like, not maybe the after party or maybe the night before, we call it, it'll have maybe a live band.


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[Assistant] Right? Whatever the case might be. And we call it the slam-a-jam.


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[Assistant] Did you hear how down to the wire the CG was on that film? No. Like within the last week.


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[Assistant] And like, so they didn't, it wasn't complete by any means, uh, with all the, you know, the tracking and whatnot. They got a day one patch, basically.


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[Assistant] So it was almost like Avengers kinda 2.0? I could see in the future like you pay like, I dunno, 10 bucks and you can watch a version of whatever Marvel movie it is, but you're in it kinda.


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[Assistant] Here's some explanation of what's happening. Yeaah. This is the Ideas podcast. I know, I know, we're spelling them up.


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[Assistant] We're adapting, yeaah, we're paying attention. Figuring things out. Figuring things out. But I think that the podcast, that's a very real possibility as we've discussed previously. Live. Yeaah, I think that's a great


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[Assistant] A lot of the educated world is witches then. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] FDA? The Federal Drug Administration. They just put through that, the testing portion of, of new meds, uh, goes through quicker, cause that's good.


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[Assistant] It's a jingle, a side effect jingle. What if songs had to have side effects, uh, on the back end of them? Like if it's a love song, you know, about like, you might get AIDS, you know. You might have a baby. Please practice safe sex. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Okay. And you can use that rub on a pork chop and it is delish.


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[Assistant] Is it, does it commonly not come back? Poor choice of words, but you know what I'm saying?


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[Assistant] All my loose change I always put, all the just random change, I always put in my little center console thing, and every now and then I'll just, you know, grab a little, little handful of that. I don't know how much it is, but yeaah. It's like, uh, whatever. So hey, here's what I got. If they're at the, yeaah. If they're directly coming to a car, that's a nice easy thing, and I've always still got loose change, and my other technique that I just, uh, developed.


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[Assistant] Uh, mostly downtown if I park at the parking deck to get my car charged on.


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[Assistant] I will exit my car and see if I got like pinged by a couple homeless guys potentially. And I've seen them like, you know.


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[Assistant] Three times in the last week, but they don't seem to remember, you know. Uhm, I walk with a purpose to my destination, be at the bar.


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[Assistant] Uhm, but as they're walking, I just tell them, I'm on the job guys, sorry. What does that mean? I don't know.


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[Assistant] I'm not going to try it though, but voice wise this morning, I don't know why in my head I woke up and I said something to, uh, to my dog, Emily, who was in the crate as I was getting up and she's the happiest little dumpling to wake up. So it's like, you know, it's like she hasn't seen me in a year.


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[Assistant] Yeah, puppy. Just adorable. I hear her, her tail hitting the side of the crate she's in. I can't wait and I was just like baby talking her kinda.


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[Assistant] Uhm, all cutesy talk and, uh, it sounded, I did something that sounded like Pennywise in the new IT movies. Really? And, uh, I was like, ooh. I'm not gonna do it now, but, uhm, I don't know why that came up, just the voices thing.


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[Assistant] I'm not seeing those movies yet, I don't know how he sells.


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[Assistant] That movie was like garbage. It's the store, it's the book that's like beloved in science fiction. Oh, so I'm sure it'll be great. I don't know much about it. That's why I think the witcher's


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[Assistant] And I'm just, that's theory. If you wanna, Thomas Jane wise, if you wanna, uh...


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[Assistant] Just a hilarious scene. As hilarious as they come. Uhm, watch the mist.


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[Assistant] Uhm, that's Stephen King's story, uh, with the, the latest one. It came out several years ago. Yeah, I remember that one. Frank Darabont directed it. Thomas Jane is the main guy. That's right. And the final scene in it.


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[Assistant] Oh how was that? Dude, and Kevin Garnett killed it, huh? Kevin Garnett killed it.


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[Assistant] They both have a lot of forehead. Maybe that's it. It's the forehead and the lip.


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[Assistant] What's that about? It's not what I thought it was gonna be. No, well he didn't, Adam Sandler didn't write it or anything. He was just asked to, you know, to play the part.


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[Assistant] You know what I mean? It wasn't his movie.


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[Assistant] And he was Minnesota Timber Wolf, so my buddy had season tickets back then. It was years and years ago. And, uh, so I got to see him a lot when he was just a, just a baby out there on the court. Oh, yeah. Yeah. He always seemed like just a stand up guy.


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[Assistant] So, are they doing the, uhm, what's the Darth Maul thing?


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[Assistant] Yes, go Game of Thrones with it in Star Wars. Have one character dissed like, I'm off.


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[Assistant] No, it's Brightburn. It was basically a movie where it's like Superman, the kid, you know, the young- Yeah, like what if Superman was an asshole? Turns in like evil.


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[Assistant] That is what all the people say. You kinda sound like puddles right now. Puddles? Yea.


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[Assistant] By the way, that first text doesn't count. It was Anthony saying. He's in the other room just messing with me.


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[Assistant] Unless you're on fire. And then it's more efficient just to pop your head in the room. Yea, just let us know you're on fire. We'll smell you.


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[Assistant] How good does my voice sound? It sounds much better. No, now it doesn't.


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[Assistant] We're talking about RTX. We, we spend a lot of time screaming at people. Well, more like just talking. Yeah. It was screaming because we were in loud places. That's true.


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[Assistant] Here we go. Hello. Hey, Neebs. Hey, Absro. I think you should turn your phone down. Well, no one outside of this building has called me today, so... If y'all would quit calling me, it'd probably be fine. Yeah, you don't know that. Well, we'll see. Alright. It's a thing now. Alright, rude ass.


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[Assistant] As soon as I get a call from outside this building, then I'll turn it down.


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[Assistant] Be anybody that's in this room. Okay, that's fine. Or in Anthony's room.


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[Assistant] I got the hand signal for deep fryer, apparently.


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[Assistant] Insects. I'm just wondering, how many of these bugs do we have? Are we in danger of losing them?


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[Assistant] Well, they've got VR. A VR category. I could see them, like, sorry, this, this content is suitable for all audiences. It has to go. Yeaah. Right. They have standards.


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[Assistant] Well, we don't know if that happened. Anthony, did you message him? I bet he did. God, he's a son of a bitch.


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[Assistant] Okay. Alright. So that still doesn't count. Nope. I'll write him back. Nope. Thanks for checking, you turd. So I'll start off with this, uh, I'll go back


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[Assistant] I watched part of that one. Yeaah. Uhm, that means a lot. It was fun. No, I watch every video, but when they get, uh, kinda long, I gotta get back to work. Yeaah. But, uh, yeaah, Simon, you were killin' it. You're on the ATV. Oh yeaah. You even knew what team meant. Nice.


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[Assistant] I can, now you, yea, I think I'm there. And as an outsider, I agree with you on that gate, like I thought maybe when you get near it the gate would open, but you had to like run through it.


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[Assistant] I don't know what happened to the send it club. I remember there was one and we were kind of like saying how dumb it was, but I think I grabbed it and I don't know where I put it. Send it club might do it. Yeah. That'd be a fun night spot in.


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[Assistant] Well hopefully Atlas and uh, Extinction won't come out too close together.


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[Assistant] Yeah, like there's all those little things you find, you read it, and you're like, don't care.


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[Assistant] This is a bad song. Did you let it play too long? Sometimes you let music play too long. Sometimes it's good music. And over build montages.


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[Assistant] Oh, is that the building one? Is that the one you let build for like 10 minutes? I think I let that one go a while, yeaah.


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[Assistant] It shouldn't be a font. It should be like a thing at the end of the sentence. Like a kappa. No, like a period. Exclamation point. Sarkation mark. Sarkation mark? Yeah, you talked about that once before. Sarkation mark I think is good. Yeah, a whole new font's crazy. What you just said was crazy. No. A whole font for- No, why not?


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[Assistant] If you had to write it, you would put the mark. I don't say I'm excited! That was excitement! You heard


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[Assistant] No, I want to hear you have a sentence where the first part is not sarcastic but the last part is.


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[Assistant] So just for anybody that didn't watch the video, we had a figure eight, we had vehicles that had guns and saw blades on them, so it was kind of a death race. You got to do three laps of the figure eight, so you're criss-crossing in the middle, and then we had to like destroy each other or be the first one to finish.


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[Assistant] And, when you watch the video, it kinda seems like Anthony did four laps maybe. So he may have won.


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[Assistant] But when we were racing, you saw the uncut footage, Dralla, so you would know better than anybody.


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[Assistant] Yeah, cause when I went after you, we met in the middle at the figure eight, and you were like way ahead of both me and Anthony. But at that point, I'm pretty sure I was ahead of Anthony. So I thought I got time to go shoot at Duralius and then get back on track.


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[Assistant] I edited it. I saw who won. I lived it too. You edited it bouncing back and forth between footage. Yeaah. But he was telling you he watched the wide shot. I watched it all. So you know for sure. Of course. That's what he's saying. You're 100% sure.


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[Assistant] What do you see? A blue and black dress or a white and gold dress?


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[Assistant] I'm humble. I feel pretty humble. I think we're humble about, like we're humbled by what we get to do for a living. Oh yea. The fact that we get to entertain people on YouTube, but when it comes to who won this race, there is no humility in this office.


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[Assistant] But I don't want to win by, uh, miscounting. I want to win for real.


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[Assistant] Just don't think about, yeaah. You're saying don't let your mind go to dark places or to worry. Cause I'm always doing something. If I'm in the car, I'm learning Spanish. Or singing a song.


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[Assistant] Thinking about the future can be fun when you've got goals and plans and you're working towards them every day.


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[Assistant] I heard a quote, I don't know who said it, but I liked it. I've known a lot of problems in my life. Most which never happened.


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[Assistant] Comes out like 10, 20 bucks. Yea. And it's kind of fun but it's lacking stuff and it keeps building and building. That's different. Early access.


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[Assistant] Kinda reminds me a little bit, this is different, but similar in the way that a community can, uh, affect


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[Assistant] In your home, like when you leave here tonight and go home, all of a sudden. No, no, no, no. When I go back home to New York. Yeah, of course. You act like that's some strange phenomenon. So when I'm around- Everyone does that. But when I'm around- If I go see mom, she talks more scothering than me, I start leaning that way.


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[Assistant] I will consciously change the way I talk around certain people because I think they'll understand me better. I used to do that when I did construction. It was kind of fun. I'd become a little bit more southern.


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[Assistant] Just a little bit. Sometimes they just like, like I know people that can't understand British people just cause they're not around them a lot. Yeah. So if a British person was here and they can do a little bit of an American accent, it might help with them communicating. Yeah. Touch of a shift.


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[Assistant] Okay, my first comment is from Mediamus. And uh, going back to the Ark thing we talked about earlier, how we have done everything in Ark yet. Is this an Ark? Uh, is this an Ark comment? Yeah. Uh, just another example. Uh, lol, please build an industrial forge. It's painful watching you guys still smelting forges.


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[Assistant] After playing this game for two or three years, we have still never built an industrial forge.


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[Assistant] Is that hard to build? I doubt it. Okay, so you don't know. We just never bothered to. We just have like seven forges around. So you know how we have the industrial cooker? Yeah. So I guess we should...


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[Assistant] Where we don't go. It just doesn't take long to throw meat on the fire.


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[Assistant] So. It all adds up time wise, doesn't it?


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[Assistant] This was also from Ark. These comments are actually old, cause I made them before we went to RTX, and we never did a comment on comments. Gotcha. So, uh.


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[Assistant] This is, I might be a little off topic here, but I need a, tell her she's pretty t-shirt, please. Make this happen, my wife and I will buy 20. LOL. That was when we were trying to mate the uh, the T-Rexes.


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[Assistant] So the shirt would say, tell her she's pretty? Yea, cause remember we made, uh, Mama Toot Toot, since she had all the makeup. I could picture that like this. Unfortunately, uh, rest their souls. Right. Just yea, that T-Rex with the makeup and lipstick. All the gaudy makeup. Tell her she's pretty.


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[Assistant] Alright, this idea I thought was pretty brilliant. Uh, it's from SpartanS238. I have an idea for a scrap mechanic video. Have a battle royale. Where everyone starts with a basic cardboard car, players have to search the map for potato guns and thrusters.


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[Assistant] And also scatter all the stuff around. Build the map, scatter all the weapons and defenses. I like it a lot. You could get a potato gun, but if you don't have a button or a switch. I assume it would all be together. The whole, yeah, gotcha. So once you load it on, you just gotta, you gotta drag the button to your seat. And then you've got another weapon. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Was that it? My other comment was about the scrap race counting thing, so we've already talked about that. Yea, we don't need to go down that shit tunnel again.


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[Assistant] You read it. Okay, no, we're good. Can we do that again though with some music and act like it's a commercial for Jail Scallyman? Like make it pleasant?


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[Assistant] What an amazing artist. I love the body language that he puts into characters.


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[Assistant] On our RTX. Yeah. Uh, picture, yeah, that was great. And just the people, like the people, like I'm riding the dyno in our poster and the legs are all like stretched out. Yeah, everybody looks nice and funny.


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[Assistant] What'd you paint with? Paint? On a canvas? Oh, you didn't paint an actual turtle.


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[Assistant] They were on Shark Tank, and they're from North Carolina. Oh cool. No one else saw 8th grade yet?


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[Assistant] I need some more feedback on it. You do? Aside from the world? Aside from you. The world hasn't reached out to me yet to talk about that movie.


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[Assistant] Okay, don't they know you're working? They should, hold on.


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[Assistant] Okay, Google, uh, what do you think of 8th grade? Is that good? Drowley said it was good.


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[Assistant] Uh, five facts you should know about the U.S. grading system. Yeah. Great. Uh, Hotz Kaufman last comment says,


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[Assistant] And you guys all left smartly, but I, the one who did not have, uhm, you know, children or a family or, you know.


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[Assistant] Yeah, with, uh, you know, it got down to the Chef Boyardee. Simon, you would have loved it.


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[Assistant] And my Switch. But I will tell ya, I wanted to get this out. The toughest part of it all?


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[Assistant] Yeah. You should probably put some dramatic music on right here. Here it is. Right here. Oh God. One morning I woke up. I walked outside. And there were pigeons eating my parsnips in Stardew Valley.


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[Assistant] Uh, I had a little like one of those little extra battery things for like a phone. Uh huh. So I'd get the three hours out of the switch and then another couple out of the...


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[Assistant] Out of the box, or the charged thing that I had charged.


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[Assistant] Every night, yea, I'd get, uh, you know, a little buzz on, pass out on my couch with all the windows open, uhm, after playing about 5 hours of Stardew Valley.


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[Assistant] Almost a total of four days. So I feel like I'm very, cause people are just even now still, are just getting power back.


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[Assistant] Such a glorious, a glorious moment. Which is, you know, it's just one of those things you take for granted. But when it pops back on, it's like,


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[Assistant] All these fish died in Greenfield Lake because there's tons of salt water in it now.


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[Assistant] And there's like bugs I've, I was telling Thicke, there's bugs I've never seen downtown.


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[Assistant] That almost came, I don't know what the fuck is happening. There's these flies that look like they work out at Gold's Gym.


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[Assistant] There's a different thing happening that I guess comes with the apocalypse.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah. Saw that. Just weird stuff happening. It was a different storm for sure. I mean, we've had our hurricanes, but this one- It was a bad one. This one that like just sat in a tea bag does for- Oh.


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[Assistant] And it was crazy to witness that too. It really was something different. The, the torrential would start again and you're just like, fuck.


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[Assistant] A lot of homes were lost. Oh yeaah. And our ground was so wet already, so a lot of the big trees went down.


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[Assistant] Yeah, for the electricals, uh, cruise and stuff like that, I could only imagine, like,


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[Assistant] And it's, it's really easy if you're not involved or know anyone involved in these kind of things to just like, oh, that's unfortunate and then on with your day. But yeah, if you can help and like, that's just a beautiful thing.


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[Assistant] And it was just that, kind of that part of your neighborhood I heard, right?


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[Assistant] I knew I was gonna be fine. The worst that could have happened was some windows breaking or whatever.


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[Assistant] Like, they're still rescuing people via water.


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[Assistant] And that's one cool thing is like, previous hurricanes and stuff and things like this, uh, the common story is the, uh, the element that comes in that's shady as fuck and takes advantage of. And I'm sure they exist, but...


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[Assistant] On the other side, this one has so much positive, uh, so many positive, uh, groups and whatever coming in and helping out. It's pretty cool.


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[Assistant] This is not hurricane related, but years ago and Nieves and I were like doing the stunt thing. Remember we were moving, we were at Screen Gems' back lot, we were moving the ramps, those like car ramps, the flippy ramps. Do you remember for Buddy Mike, we were moving these onto his truck this one afternoon.


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[Assistant] And then one of them, we'd been moving a bunch of them, and one flipped over at one point, we saw the bottom, and there were just like, black widows everywhere.


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[Assistant] And it's a lot bigger and wider, like spread out than I ever imagined it would be. It's like four eggs, it's long. Yeah. Oh really? Yeah, it's kind of big.


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[Assistant] Like it's just like splayed out, you know? It's one of those things. Cool. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, uhm, the only thing with my water is I took a, I took a shower every day, which felt great. Cause it was cold, wasn't it? No. Oh really? You had warm water? I had warm water. It's like I might have been the only one staying in my building. So I don't know if there was like,


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[Assistant] But every day it was a little bit less warm.


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[Assistant] But they found the fuel pretty quickly. As if our water wasn't dirty enough before this. Like, shit, we're fucked.


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[Assistant] Oh boy, and it smells that way. Anyway.


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[Assistant] Coffee filters. Toilet paper.


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[Assistant] I know a girl who's, uh, uh, her family, she's half Jordanian, her family is like the, they own like the equivalent of Charmin in Jordan. Wow. Like, that's her family's... Cha-ching.


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[Assistant] My uncle did it. No, of course it is, but it's an abandoned building.


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[Assistant] And could you imagine the mindset, like, this is how I'm gonna go.


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[Assistant] Pretty good. Uhm, this is from Justin Thompson.


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[Assistant] I was a shooting instructor in the Marines, blah, blah, bleh, bleh, look at me. I do drugs and wear toe rings. Also, Doraleous misses 90% of his shots this episode. Also, Doraleous again, droopy dog voice.


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[Assistant] Yeah, right. Uh, you're not gonna like this because it's so old, but I, one of the alien isolation videos popped up. Okay. And I just, I watch it. I have an old one too. Oh, nice.


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[Assistant] I was never a fan. I don't know what this one was from. Sorry about that. Mr. Sociopardi. That's not gonna lie, this intro is so fucking annoying to me. Ah, sorry about that. I don't know where it's from, but I love you guys. DeLorean is my favorite, but he's ugly as fuck. Ugly AF. I just like that.


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[Assistant] We'll never know. Sorry? Okay, from the, uh, the battle parade. From, uh, Sea... Scrap Mechanic. Divinus. Wonderful video. I can't wait for the day that Scrap Mechanic resolves its lag issues and then the day that Anthony resolves his sonic lust issues.


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[Assistant] I'm overwhelmed right now with the things. Cool things. Really cool things. So, one of these comments coming up here. This is my new, uh, you know, I got the conflicting comments. This is a conflicting comment sandwich. Top ones from, I think, Al Sunday. What's the sandwich part?


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's like the top, yeah. I think it may be time to scrap the Scrap Mechanic videos, boys. I love you guys, but the Scrap videos are going downhill. I'm sure it's hard to come up with ideas for this game, so maybe you could do a poll on social media to see if your community has any good ideas. No, you're getting them. Like maybe a good old-fashioned dogfight with planes or whatever, so.


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[Assistant] There's that one, this next one, from Mulfowl says, Hooray, more scrap! Please, can we please see a potato gun tanks, please? Thank you guys are great, great vid, keep up the good work. And then from AlfredoSauce, I'm not really feeling this scrap video anymore, I need a better series. I was over scrap, and then the stuff they added, I'm back in.


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[Assistant] That you don't have to wire shit. It just, whichever way you're going, the thrusters will.


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[Assistant] There you go. Do they have parachutes in the game? They do. Oh. For vehicles or things you build. Okay. Uhm, I think, uh, didn't Ada Hop use one in that?


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[Assistant] Raph, we found it. Can I just get this out real quick? Yeah, go for it. Commenting on Comet.


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[Assistant] No, but mine was like- Okay. I always wondered what it would be like if the Avengers- Yeah, so pretty much the same comment. Same comment. But now you know, yeah.


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[Assistant] Oh, I don't know, I, I heard, it's from actually a friend of mine, a girl named Nicole that, that used to say that. And she's just funny as shit.


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[Assistant] I shouldn't even find it now. Where she got it, it might be for who the hell knows, but uh, it tickled me when she-


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[Assistant] A word. I know it is. I don't know what... I knew this guy that said hello to people. He came up with it. She's from, uhm, like up by Philly, so she wouldn't normally talk that way. She was just, she's just funny.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Like I'm pretty sure we referenced it and you cut that out. Right? Which part? We talked about those coordinates. I remember talking about them. They weren't even like


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[Assistant] Is there a cologne called Elon Musk? Because if there isn't, there should be.


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[Assistant] I mean, he's making Teslas and all that so he could do a cologne line. It's not hard. Like really, I want an ad with his face on it and he's in a suit and he's got the product.


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[Assistant] So yeaah, I mean, like, my wife and I have a pretty good understanding of, uh, no, we're not, we're not, we're not buying each other shit.


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[Assistant] No, I think it's great, you know, it's uh, if, if that's what you wanna do as a couple, go for it.


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[Assistant] Probably. And, uh, and those people that make, uh, you know, all the heart candies, all those peeps. I guess peeps are more easters. But yea, the heart. Dentists. Yea, dentists probably get a good old boost.


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[Assistant] The card company. Yeah, keeps them busy. That's something that I'm, well I'm not surprised, but it blows my mind that it's even still in business as card companies. Only because it's like, I just, I don't like cards. I never have.


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[Assistant] We're talking about cards and how they suck. Do you like cards, Simon? Do you get cards?


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Well they also, you know, uh, I think you said earlier, it's like, you feel like you have to get a card. Yeaah. It's like, they've figured out how to instill that in like, too many people. Right. Where you feel like you have to get a card. And I just want to let everybody know, you don't have to. Cards are done. And nobody really likes them.


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[Assistant] Listen, if you go to a fancy party and you're criticizing the way some people are buttoning their suits, you've made it. You're doing alright kid, you know what I mean?


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[Assistant] When you're at that point. You got nothing to worry about so you're worried about fucking buttons.


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[Assistant] Right? Well, we went in the comments, and then all of a sudden, boom. Chick-fil-A points. Distracted. Immediately.


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[Assistant] Yeah, there was a lady in my hometown growing up who had a baby in the toilet. Same situation, just didn't know she was pregnant.


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[Assistant] I tell you what though, Simon showed up today, fully shaved. Yeaah. And looks, looks 15 years younger.


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[Assistant] Yeah. But like a really good version of it. Like you have to do the fat suit. You have to do the prosthetic.


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[Assistant] Just enjoy. I mean enjoy, like if I had the time to actually sink into something to make it look cool, I mean like Marty, the troll, who's guarding the bridge. Because that would just be pretty impressive.


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[Assistant] I've seen cosplay where the guys go all out with like prosthetics and everything and the tusk and they make their face look incredible. Like the latex and everything. It's like, if you're gonna do cosplay and you wanna do it right, I would love to dress as something just like crazy like that. Or maybe, or Meowdusa. Meowdusa would be fun. If done right. It's like all these little kittens on the head.


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[Assistant] I don't think any of us were, to be honest. There's still time.


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[Assistant] We're gonna get cool though guys, we're gonna start playing Fortnite.


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[Assistant] I like the traffic, and that works. And there's more of those to do, I think one's with like a tanker truck. So, same thing. Why not?


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[Assistant] Yeah. Well, there's one coming out, uhm, we did the Vespucci job, which is, uh, I think two of us are cops, two of us are little...


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[Assistant] But this one's from Melvin Weavers, who sir, this is on the forest, says absolutely loving this series, though it would be so cool if the guys come across other survivors. We need some Dora in thick action in this.


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[Assistant] I have a, I have an idea of a way to bring them in, but yeah, I don't know if I'll do it yet or not, but uhm, yeah. I would like to bring both Dora and Thicc into the forest in some capacity.


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[Assistant] They just become like, oh, he's fine. So they, yeah, the AI in that game is really impressive. So.


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[Assistant] There's no way I'm not trying that now. When I also read, um, that red paint that we found, if we, if we put that red paint on ourselves, apparently, and we don't attack the cannibals, apparently they'll worship you because they think you're like the boss. You're the red boss or whatever. So we have to, we have to experiment with that next time we're in.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but I think as soon as you jump in the water, it washes off. I'm staying out of the water. Right. So yeah, that's kind of like, oh, do I get back in the water? Because yeah, now they won't worship me. So yeah, uhm, but yeah, I'm super impressed with the AI in the game and kind of how deep it is.


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[Assistant] Astroneer? Well it's, it actually, the reason I brought it up is it came out of early access. Oh. So it's officially out now. Oh, okay. Uhm, and I've looked at it, ehh, I don't, I, I, I, I, I, I find the controls to be weird. They are very weird.


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[Assistant] Uhm, they're very weird, and I'm with this guy, I don't think it'd be a good video series. I mean, I think the game, it is zen, it is relaxing, if that's the kind of game you're looking for, absolutely. I don't think we'll make a series about it here on the channel. But, I mean, if we were to make a space show...


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[Assistant] What's out right now, I mean, it would be either No Man's Sky or Space Engineers. Those are the only two, or Imperion. Those are the space games that are out.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Imperion, they're still working on that. Of course. So, god. Yeaah. That'd be cool to do. One day. One day we'll do it.


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[Assistant] But yeaah, that's all my comments. Just wanted to bring up Astonir for- for- cause I've seen multiple people asking about it.


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[Assistant] If we can get a parasaur, parasaur, one of the big ones. Get a parasaur, put miniguns on it, and then go in there and just go to town.


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[Assistant] I mean, it looks like those caves are made for, like, tribes of thirty people. Yeah. With, you know, kinda that in mind. And, you know, there's only five of us.


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[Assistant] Just cause yea, if I'm ever in like a mood and I don't feel like doing anything, just turn that song on. I'm good to go.


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[Assistant] I was hoping the body would just go limp and the parachute wouldn't disappear.


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[Assistant] His body's CG. I mean, Will Smith's not that big. Will Smith's kind of a skinny guy. And so this body they have on him, they bulked him up a little bit.


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[Assistant] For Beauty and the Beast. Well, you're- Hallmark cards. Okay, well, listen. And Beauty and the Beast. I think the Beauty and the Beast, the original animated movie, wonderful film. Love it. The live-action one was just like, this is terrible.


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[Assistant] It is, yea. Jungle Book was good, live action man. I know. That's the thing, the live action Jungle Book, uh, I didn't mind at all. And you know, here's the thing, here's why, uh, here's what I think is kind of why, is like the Beauty and the Beast movie, that wasn't that long ago. And Aladdin, that wasn't that long ago when you really look at it. It was what, 97?


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[Assistant] Yep, and there's a, they emit like a hologram, when you press on the top part, top left corner, and then the hologram comes up and it explains to you the history of wallets.


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[Assistant] It's the Spice Girls. It's the lobbyists.


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[Assistant] Hamrick? Ah! Simon, you look disgusted right now. No, I'm just thinking about all those damn spices. No, think about them. Like people buying a spice rack, you're like, oh look, I'm buying a spice rack. This thing's gonna be good for like 10 years. Yeah, I'll pass this down to my grandchildren. Not even close.


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[Assistant] It's one of those things that I'll, it'll come out right after my stand-up career. Yeah. So soon. Yeah, real soon.


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[Assistant] Well, I mean, no one sees. Well, no, no, I just, I had an idea that I thought would be good for a sandwich video. So it was my first attempt at like, oh, maybe I could do it like this. And it was like all well shot with like making a Reuben. It was how to make a Reuben. And I was, you know, but I took their script and then I just simonized it.


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[Assistant] But sometimes though, like I would, and I totally see their point, I would think that you wanting to see like scrap, especially if every other scrap is like, you don't usually break it up into two. It's, it's, it's the first time that I remember you ever really doing it before.


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[Assistant] Right, so cops and robbers and then this one. This one, like for the, uhm, the human fall flat, I think that probably could have been one video.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. No, I'm really dumb. Thanks for laughing.


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[Assistant] No, I mean I think that things we're probably gonna have technical difficulties and weird shits gonna happen, but we're gonna riff, we're gonna play. Gonna have a good time.


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[Assistant] No, it refers to, refers to our fight. Oh god. Which wasn't really anything, I'm really, I was pretty surprised.


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[Assistant] So I think I have a couple of comments that make reference to it, but then other things too, but D Meads 56 says, anyone else feel awkward listening to them fight at the end, at the end like that? It's like seeing a couple argue loudly at the grocery store while their kid cries next to the chips.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so I thought that was fun. And a lot of people did like it. I just didn't think it was that entertaining, but people really do like to listen to us argue.


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[Assistant] And we can move on. Yeaah, but the thing is though, we've always been like, we've been dancing with that really fine line of like, little bit too far, for long enough to the point where one of these days, it's gonna snap, like somebody's gonna go... We would've snapped already. I'm about to think so. I'm just kidding. Not snap in a bad way.


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[Assistant] Or Adder says, why do we not have a version of the cheers theme yet? You guys need to get cracking on it. Your fans demand this. Also Absro, you're my son's favorite. You're the reason he plays Subnautica. Keep up the awesome work. Love from Ohio. Also Neebs, I hate the cold too.


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[Assistant] And I think that the cheers song would


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[Assistant] The montage was awesome, I texted him and I said that was fucking really specifically about that, saying how much I like that.


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[Assistant] Well, I mean, it was such an iconic, for that era, it was the, so everyone kind of knew that song, even if you'd only seen Cheers five times, that song just became stuck in the culture of that decade or so that the show was on.


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[Assistant] The first one you said? The last of us?


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[Assistant] Right, The Last of Us 2, I think will be the first, when that comes out, I think that'll be the first game I'm gonna watch through.


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[Assistant] I wanna watch it. I kinda would like to play it, but to be honest, it would be so frustrating. I'd rather just, but I'd be curious to see how they, cause they're pretty amazing. At least the little bits that I've seen of the first one.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Freakin' weak now. And who would wanna hear him talk about that anymore?


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[Assistant] Gross. So. I speak Spanish too. That'll be perfect.


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[Assistant] I wanna say, uhm, let's just say I landed at the airport and I say, excuse me, can you point out the adult diapers?


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[Assistant] That's the best I can do. Maybe I'll get this one across. That's fine, we'll see. It'd be better than what I would do. So I saw a comment shared by, I think it was shared by JJ, but I'm not sure, on Facebook, and this was a comment from our Patreon. It said, uh, Kamusta needs gaming.


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[Assistant] Kamusta? Yeah, I'm not sure what that is. Like, it's almost like that was the name of it. What's Kamusta?


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[Assistant] I don't know, but what they said was, we just want to let you guys know that we love you all the way from the Philippines. Also Simon, I just want to let you know that you are now the new name of Interface Software Testing. In our office, when a website is made and it's easy to use and understand, we call it Simon proof.


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[Assistant] And, and when there, when there is a lot of problems with it, we call it thicc'd, or thicc'd buck. That's amazing. Yea, keep up the great content, we love your arc vids, and keep up the awesome work.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I, I, I wanna work with them on anything I make, uh, website wise in the future.


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[Assistant] SkyboundPilot says, wow, they're more of a shill than Angry Joe when it comes to Ark Pirates. Uh, they're- Ark Pirates? Yeah, they're charging full price for this DLC.


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[Assistant] Nothing about- You don't even remember the last time you cling-wrapped something. Oh please, I've cling-wracked in the last 30 days. What was it? Uh, pie. On a plate. A pie on a plate. Yeah. What kind of pie? Yeah, I do a lot of plate-


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[Assistant] You know, cling wrap is not even the right thing. You know that clear stuff isn't even called cling wrap? Okay. Cling wrap is the stuff that, I think cling wrap is the stuff that's actually a different thing. It's a different material that works like plastic wrap. And that it's, that it like seals to the top.


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[Assistant] How about this, somebody who can read the fact that I liked what happened, but we reached a point where we should move on.


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[Assistant] Alright, so, what do you think? I'll do mine. Do it. Go for it.


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[Assistant] And for the record, Absarow emailed me the comments. No, he did not. Yes, he did.


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[Assistant] Yearly no, but refinishing your, if you had hardwood floors like oak wood flooring in your house, you could not refinish that for 20 years.


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[Assistant] So, I mean, like, you might want, if you scratch it up and damage it and you have a lot of damage and the, like, the, the fin, the original finish wasn't good and for some reason it's dulling or peeling or this or that, then yeaah, you gotta get somebody in there to do a good job. We're assuming she's gonna have a big rug in there, right? Well, I mean, you can assume that.


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[Assistant] I don't think she's wrong, man. I don't know why. Maybe I should know, but I don't.


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[Assistant] I want some soft floor. I know some people really like that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you can clean that carpet all day long, but in five years after you've been walking onto it, that's your name, Lane.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think it would be, cause he, his defense, Dora's defense on that is, uh, you do it Thicc, but Thicc doesn't hardly ever do that. He'll start with you too.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's at least fifty-five, fifty-five percent of the time. Yeah, most of the time. That's not bad. Always is a stretch. Yeah, yeah. But a majority of the time. Maybe ninety-five. Are you done? Yeah.


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[Assistant] Brought a video to the plate, everything's there, we're capping it off with good old Astro.


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[Assistant] But there are mods for that and you would think that maybe one of them might work now.


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[Assistant] Not really. No, I do. I remember we went in and got found some very cool stuff and then, uhm, came out of that cave. So that's about where the end was, right?


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[Assistant] Spoilers. Spoilers, man. Cool stuff happens. Yeah, cool beans. Alright, man. Are we wrapping? Already?


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[Assistant] You got the second aberration. I did. So deal with it. BAM!


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[Assistant] That too was fun. It was fun. We may or may not be doing something else.


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[Assistant] No, that was it. Just one more last day maybe. Maybe. Well, I wanted to get in. Well, there's already been one. Right, so that's... Right, right, right.


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[Assistant] Thank you. It's worth it just for the shipping alone.


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[Assistant] Commenting on comments. Yeah, I mean, I don't know, uh, we, we didn't know we were gonna record this today until today, so we all just picked them.


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[Assistant] I wasn't like that until after I scheduled it, but I don't have no idea. It was very strange.


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[Assistant] Well, you know, I'd be interested to hear from the five people who I didn't take note on who they were.


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[Assistant] Who commented? Like apparently, you know, you couldn't see the comments, but then when the video became live and I'm going back to aberration, when the video became live, then those comments showed up again. So I haven't seen which ones they are, but it'd be nice to hear how they got notified, you know, like those particular people.


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[Assistant] That's what shocks me the most. It's actually perfect. Playing Aberration makes me realize now that that is the way we should do it. Where six months ago I would have been like, what are you talking about? Why would we ever want to start over with the levels? But now I get it.


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[Assistant] Right. And I'm enjoying the challenge. Right. But it's really frustrating.


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[Assistant] Yes. How much water, like from, I know the body of water that we're in now, but where can you take the boat? Like how far in? That's it. That's the lake. It's a contained lake. There's no.


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[Assistant] Okay, so for, for the more people who like it, give a little taste on what you think might be coming down the pipe.


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[Assistant] When it comes down to ideas, yea, and other ideas. I'll get back to you on that. No, I'm just saying you guys have gotten to talking about it.


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[Assistant] Alex the live streamer says, and this is in the arc, uh, where you got this animal, you'll understand what I'm saying when I'm done. Okay, Neebs and gang, you're, oh, you're Uti?


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[Assistant] Has a certain amount of times it has to roar to scare certain animals. So two to three times to scare a carno. If you want to recruit a carno, you can use the roar opposite of the scare roar. Again, two to three wars and you can only recruit regular carnos.


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[Assistant] Belladonna1307 says on, and this is on the last, uh, the finale of Seven Days to Die.


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[Assistant] That was freaking fantastic end to an exceptional series 8, a magnificent editing as always, you outdid yourself sir. It is truly sad to see this series end, but I am looking forward to seeing what's next.


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[Assistant] The next comment was from Black Fox saying so is the next season when you guys are starting Alpha 17. So you guys are starting to talk about that and we don't know what the differences are going to be, but it's definitely possible. We're going to go back. Yeah, give us some time.


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[Assistant] So what is it about the behemoth?


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[Assistant] That'd be fun, but for that to really, you'd think you'd want to be able to swim. You can't even swim in the game, right? It's just walking? Well, you're swimming, Nick.


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[Assistant] Seriously, I'm a 911 dispatch supervisor, and I can get a little stressful at times. On my breaks, I'll hide outside and watch you guys. Seven Days is my favorite, but anyone will do the job. Thank you for helping me through hard days like today.


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[Assistant] You can't be like, oh, I see somebody on the side of the road that needs assistance. They say call 911 and you tell them, so, so I've done that before. I'm like, alright, I see somebody in a ditch on the side of the road. I just drove past them. There's a bunch of cars lined up behind them. I don't know if somebody fell into the ditch because they had a seizure. I don't know if anyone's called the cops or anything, but somebody should probably check on the situation.


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[Assistant] And every time I do it, they always want to keep me on for like too long.


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[Assistant] We can handle one more. Let's bring the gig in. We need, we need another five T-Rex's. Like, quick. I'll get em. I can get em. We need more than what we have.


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[Assistant] We'll do it. Alright, we'll forget. Exciting. I'm done. Ah. Wrap it up. Good run, Simon. Yes, I know, I know. I'll go next.


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[Assistant] Well, Ada's editing it, right? But unfortunately, he started using pills. So, I tell you, skills have been going down hills. Skills, hills, pills, hello, huh? You're onto something. I was onto something. Making a t-shirt. Skills, hills, and pills. That's right, skills, hills, and pills. The t-shirt. I'm confused. You should be.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but you've already talked about the other show that's gonna be coming. Well yeah, in GTA we teased Red Dead. Exactly, so we got Red Dead coming, we got-


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[Assistant] Take out the shrinkin' balls! Even though that's nice. Right.


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[Assistant] No? Okay. Alright, who's the sheriff? Yeah, there you go. Remember we used to play like this? Who's the sheriff?


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[Assistant] I'll make it, I'll make it an audio. Who am I playing? Uh, I don't know.


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[Assistant] Okay, so you can come in, we can all be kinda talkin', and then you're gonna come in and rob the place. Okay?


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[Assistant] Alright, so maybe we are in the store. Maybe you are the store keeper in the store. We're having a little conversation between the few of us and he's gonna come in and try to rob the place. Wearing a bonnet? And he's got a bonnet and we don't even know who he is. Maybe you can come in and announce yourself. Is one of us the sheriff? Happens to be? Maybe off duty?


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[Assistant] Maybe me and you can be with each other, we're brothers and we're buying stuff for the farm.


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[Assistant] I'm saying you pay even less when you have classic. I believe. I believe that is the case.


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[Assistant] I think you're saying we're spoiled in the sense of everything's just gotta be fucking great.


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[Assistant] In our minds to the point of like, you know, you can't creep into, you can't like let three episodes of a series like, okay, like kind of slow with most people. It's like you haven't grabbed me quick enough, so I'm out. So a movie, if a movie hasn't grabbed me quick enough, I'll be like, eh.


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[Assistant] It's not good. And a lot of people, I think, are that way these days, cause entertainment's so...


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[Assistant] If you really want to do it right, fly yourself to China.


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[Assistant] People go to New York all the time, anyone can do it. Cooter was an inside job. That's even better.


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[Assistant] Uh, you know what it was? I didn't see any wyverns when I looked down there and I'm like...


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[Assistant] You want instant success. When it's a game I know I can respawn in, yeaah.


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[Assistant] You're gonna hear from my lawyer, and I'm like, hey, this is Thick 44's lawyer, see!


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[Assistant] We had a discussion in there about kids, cause my oldest, when she was just learning to talk, she used to call elephants tortitans. Niamh, you had a problem with that? You thought it was too advanced of a word for a child learning to talk?


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[Assistant] You could still get it, but it's a horrible thing to hear from my lawyer too. That was coincidental that it sounded like Horton Tortotin. Yea, very coincidental. That's such a reacher. It is a reacher.


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[Assistant] It's cute. Like, she used to call a snake a nace, so that was a little bit close. And that's close, yeaah. Torch it way off.


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[Assistant] And the A part. Next comment is from the same video. Scott LaRoche. I hope I'm saying that right. Says, I love this channel. I started following you guys a while back and it makes my job a lot easier.


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[Assistant] But I'm curious to why you guys changed the thumbnail for this video. I'm not gonna be part of this.


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[Assistant] Okay, I'll explain because I cut this video, I made the thumbnail, usually I'm pretty, pretty good with thumbnails, I'm pretty solid.


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[Assistant] Which is weird. Uh, no, but a lot of the thumbnails for this video were the same on other YouTube channels.


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[Assistant] What's going on? No, you brought that up, Simon. You called me out. You're like, oooh, you got the magician eyes.


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[Assistant] So, uh, but Simon, I was accountable. I owned up to it. I said, yes, you're absolutely right. I changed the thumbnail.


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[Assistant] Alright. I enjoyed the video. Well, you mentioned the Sea of Thieves video, and that's a good transition into the next comment. Von Schwa, I guess that's how you say that, says, this needs to be a series. This one is perfect for you guys. Hope to hear some remixed Pirates of the Caribbean. Caribbean or Caribbean? Pirates of the Caribbean? Caribbean. It's up to you.


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[Assistant] Carabiner soundtrack, when you guys are fighting another crew! No, we don't want to get sued.


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[Assistant] If anybody's gonna sue us, it's gonna be us. Yes. Yeah, that's it. It says, by the way, let Thicc be the captain. He fits the role. Still mad about Cooter, but let him be the captain. Absarro can be the captain too, but he'll be better as the one who manages the sails and the anchors. That's weird to have two captains. Co-captains. Co-captains.


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[Assistant] God, I don't know. No. You don't think? No. I don't think so.


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[Assistant] You think so. Yes. I did a great job. I was telling people, hey, let's drop the anchor.


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[Assistant] He's a good navigator. He'd be a good copilot, but when it comes to just grabbing the fucking bull by the horns, I'm your man.


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[Assistant] I'm voting for me, but I count for three votes. We'll see, we'll see what happens. I vote for the team.


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[Assistant] Yep, that's a real captain votes for his team and I vote for all.


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[Assistant] Uh, it says Thicc's punishment should be banned from Neebs Gaming for a month.


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[Assistant] No way. Yeah, that's too much. That's ridiculous. Young Chris, no bitch. The savage god. Yeah. Go think about what you've said. Yes. Think about your name.


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[Assistant] I would get bored of this real quick if that ends up being a constant throughout a series involving this game.


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[Assistant] For once, for the love of, insert your belief garbage here, could you try to act somewhat normal? Love this channel, but some shit just gets old after a while, and you currently have two series where he is in constant state of being an over-masturbated cunt flap.


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[Assistant] Yes, Thick went to do something with Cooter. Cooter died. It happens. All things good must come to an end. Thick, I forgive you when it comes to the death of Cooter. Oh, this is why he's reading this. Even if no one else will. Can't wait for my shirt.


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[Assistant] Good job finding someone that backs you. Oh no, that whole, uh, like, many of the comments in the Sea of Thieves video were very thick positive and Neebs negative. I took a look at that.


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[Assistant] Hey, what's this do? What's this banana doing here?


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[Assistant] Okay, next comment comes from Smith Denard. He says, I'll skip the kiss ass and ask for one thing. Can you please say something on commenting on comments? Uh, the phrase, hi Johnny, who lives in Utah. Thanks for watching us. Can you say that? Hey Johnny, in Utah. Thanks for watching us.


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[Assistant] Thanks for watching us. And he likes the funny noises you all do as well. He's been getting bullied and since I can't beat up kids I know that this will make his day.


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[Assistant] I'm giving all the teachers hell. Uh, I think I brought this up before when I was younger, probably between third grade, sixth grade, I was bullied. I'm sorry about that by the way, I feel really bad.


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[Assistant] But uhm, it was very difficult to go through.


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[Assistant] And you know, you don't want to go to school and then I don't know what, what changed. You know what? There was, there was a bad kid. Like this kid was getting ready to get kicked out of the school that I was in and he pulled me aside and he was like, Hey, all these guys are talking smack to you. Don't take shit from them.


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[Assistant] You're the same size as them. You can stand up to them and, and, uh, you know, it might not be a situation with this kid where he's the same size or anything, but I got inspired to.


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[Assistant] And it, it worked out. It built kind of who I became.


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[Assistant] But it was still very difficult to go through. But if you can focus on you and surround yourself with good people who support you, you can get past the bullying. And definitely, you know, make teachers aware of shit because, uhm, it can get out of hand. Yeah, I think that's- Oh hell yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you gotta be careful. If you don't open your mouth, things could get worse and worse and worse. And additionally, you have to have an action plan.


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[Assistant] He's uh, he happens to have a channel called Beans Gaming. Did you know? Are you busy that weekend?


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[Assistant] I heard a joke that you might like, Doraleous. It's a bit of a, you know, one of those Doraleous jokes. Facebook wouldn't let me use beef stew as a password. It said it wasn't stroganoff.


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[Assistant] She, uh, and her husband are expecting a child. Sure. And they did this live, like, gender reveal thing, where they have a carton of eggs, six of them are pink,


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[Assistant] Well today, he brought this up to us at lunch, and then when he came in, he's been announcing it all over the place. It's probably on the news by now. But today is his 8th anniversary, is what he called it. It's a 6 month anniversary.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Yeaah it was. I was in denial. I was like nah. Pooter's not gone. Yeaah. Let me get my stuff.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. I mean, hindsight's 20-20. Yes, of course. And I certainly wouldn't have done it.


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[Assistant] And I will say this, like, you know, when you first told me about it, I was like, yeah, he likes drugs. Cool.


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[Assistant] But I understand the reason why you went out and did it and the, the whole science behind it. It's not so much crazy, but like you said, it's not for everybody. And I myself, yeah, I don't like losing control, but additionally, I don't have any addiction. I don't have any hangups. I make decisions.


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[Assistant] Unless... I think your ego's telling you that. It's not even about an ego. I'm not, I'm kidding. It's not even about that. I mean, I'm very goal driven. And if there's something that I want to change about me or something in my life that I want to get over, I always come up with an action plan to do it myself.


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[Assistant] And I would say 100% of the time it works. And there are still works in progress with me right now that, that, you know.


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[Assistant] Things that I could certainly be better at. I'm always a student and I'm always learning.


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[Assistant] And I can always be better at something, so, you know.


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[Assistant] You brought up lip balm earlier. We were talking about chiropractors and it's like the reapply thing. Do you think it's going to change you temporarily and then you're going to slide back into whatever?


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[Assistant] I spent them all, but 13. No, I'm close to level 40, which is kind of a turning point in some skillset things. So like at 38, I started stockpiling just so I could use those points on things. Okay. So like, uh, I know I think it's like tools, science.


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[Assistant] Like you have to hit level 40 to go to like level 6, I believe. I'm not sure, but uhm, but there are some things that we can start to do. I think a crucible is one of those things.


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[Assistant] It's not as good, it's not as good, but it's pretty good. I still love it. Welcome it. Open arms. Uh, no, no, Thitcon 2018 has not been canceled. It's still on. It's at Caesar's Palace. Yep, in Myrtle Beach. In Myrtle Beach.


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[Assistant] That's a hot dog stand. It is. Which is weird. Uh, yeaah, no, it's still on. Can't wait. Okay, so you heard it here. Last year was a blast. Blast year?


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[Assistant] Now one live stream, one live stream, like, after I almost had his jaw removed.


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[Assistant] See, I can do that. Tape myself up and I'd be fine. You know what we should do? If we get so heated that things get really bad, we should have to call somebody who needs our help. Who needs like...


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[Assistant] We'll look at the comments. This person's having a bad day. Let's contact him right now and help him out. Let's just give him some words of encouragement.


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[Assistant] Do you remember that time we were doing karaoke and we had to do Barbie Girl and he ran in here in costume and like knew all the words without


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[Assistant] Who am I? Who am I right now? I don't know, Duralis. Who are you? Oh my god, Thicc. You, talk! Me? Is that, is that Duralis? Is that Astro? Wait, Astro's not here. No, that's Astro.


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[Assistant] Neem, is this, is this punishment for PUBG?


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[Assistant] I've got mine right up here. These comments are from the Mount Your Friends 3D video. Ah. And LCB Gaming is the first one. Says, I've used the phrase sepigote more times than I can count and my girlfriend still doesn't know what it's from. Well fucking tell her. Everyone please call her a sepigote. Sepigote.


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[Assistant] He said, I don't know if you guys know who RiceGum is, and if not, that's okay, but one of your GTA V videos was playing in the back right at the start. He says, I believe it was the MegaRamp one of his latest videos, and I just wanted to tell you guys, P.S., love your videos, keep up the good work. I'm glad you brought this up, Thick.


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[Assistant] If YouTube can get herpes.


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[Assistant] Uppity Biscuit is up in the house with this next comment, says, as always, love the video, however,


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[Assistant] You guys really need to step up your beer selection. Yes. I mean, come on, Bud Light. By the way, that's my beer selection. Uh, that's what half a million...


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[Assistant] Neebs always has the goofy ass look, Thicc is always purple, Apsro's character can be easily identified with crazy googly eyes. Or blue. And Simon's look, lazy or like it doesn't want to be there.


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[Assistant] I don't know, cause like as soon as I spawned in, like after I completed like that prelude thing, uh, as soon as I spawned in, honey badger just attacking me. Well, I mean, it's based on real life.


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[Assistant] No, no, it did fine. Uhm, I just think we were gonna, we, we needed more products. Uhm, hold on. Cause I would love to hear you read this.


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[Assistant] It's like a poetry site. We, that should be a challenge like at some point that we do.


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[Assistant] One of us has to pick out- Oh yeaah, and to be able to- And you gotta read it without cracking. Oh man. God, I'd be fucked. We know that. I think Neebs could do it because- I think Neebs, part of him is dead inside. A lot is not funny to him anymore unless he says it.


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[Assistant] No, I don't, but, uh, that Zydax PC giveaway is still going on.


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[Assistant] And it will be in... Uh, yeaah, it's going on until...


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[Assistant] April 11th, and then the winner is drawn on 420.


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[Assistant] It's one of those, uh, gleam giveaways where, yeaah, you have multiple ways to enter and you can do it daily. So, uh, you can do it as much as you want. The PC is valued at $5,600. Nice. So it is a beast. Two 1080 Ti's. It will do you good.


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[Assistant] So, we could talk a little bit about Battlefield right now. I know that on May 23rd, they're gonna reveal what the new Battlefield is. What's the rumor? What are they saying? What's going on?


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[Assistant] No, well what's it supposed to be? I don't know, cause the only thing they have is an image of a white horse. I think that was linked to an Easter egg. Remember that song?


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[Assistant] I saw a documentary that Gordon Ramsey did, um, where I guess in London, there's a big cocaine problem. I guess there's one everywhere in big cities, but he had some sort of


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[Assistant] It's a piece of paper that you can wipe. You can wipe like, uh, you know, stuff around. The countertop? Yeah, countertop, anything. And it turns blue if there's cocaine residue.


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[Assistant] Um, and it has also been suggested that it will have a battle royale mode, which I would enjoy, but I don't want it to be World War II.


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[Assistant] What do you want it to be, Thicc? Anything but World War, like old stuff. Like, I want it to be... You ready for new? Yeah, yeah. I mean, even if they did something that was almost a future thing, but not too future, you know?


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[Assistant] Hey, that's what Assassin's Creed does, they do three weeks into the future.


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[Assistant] You have to feed it horns? You have to tame it and it's a passive tame with a death worm horn. So you have to have like a bug repellent or something on? Yea, you gotta put the repellent on. Yea, I think one horn can tame a very low level mantis. Really? I didn't know it was one.


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[Assistant] I wouldn't even want to ride one, I just want one like, as my buddy there chopping people up like, uh. That'd be badass.


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[Assistant] Yes. Yeah, some of the shots that we were able to get was because Neebs was being the camera and not helping us. Which was frustrating too, like being there, but you knew that it's like, ah, we got one more guy, we could really use him.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, yeah, it does. I, I wanna s- we need to get really, really big googly eyes for the front of our VR. That would be fun. I want that. And a moustache? A moustache, yes.


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[Assistant] Thralius, I feel like there's an opportunity here and I'm just gonna say it, I'm just gonna say it. It is, it is. If you wanted to start your own website, Sounds of Nature.


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[Assistant] Four versus one horror where one player takes on the role of the savage killer and the other four players as survivors. So very much.


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[Assistant] No, no, let's leave the roaches out of it. Just like Joe does at his diner.


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[Assistant] We were talking about something and, and Cuba Gooding Jr.'s name came up and we- Cuba. It's not Cuba.


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[Assistant] Right. We literally, before you come into the office, we have to calm Simon down, because he's ready to kick, like do a sidekick right to your jaw.


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[Assistant] So, we changed it. Yeah, we pulled it back. So, today, we have one come out today as, uh, the tenth, is the


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[Assistant] I had to shut us up or you had to shut us up or you had to shut us up. So we're, we're being more aware. The nice thing is, is that, um, uh, even if we were talking, I'm able to just cut it out. So for the most part, today's video, when we're talking about plot or when the characters are talking or it goes to a cut scene, we're good. You let it happen. I let it happen.


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[Assistant] We're not doing any of the side stuff, which there's a ton of stuff to do, which I hate that we're skipping, but yeah, we're just getting through the story and giving that to our audience.


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[Assistant] It's like, the way that you feel about PUBG.


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[Assistant] I like to shave. Yep. Do you know what I smell like right now? What? Like their body wash. You do, cause you love it. I do. I really do. I know you do.


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[Assistant] No, no, I just use, uh, clippers. Oh, you do? With, with no guard. And, uh, so like today, this is, this is as low as I go.


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[Assistant] Uhm, of me, as an old headshot, years ago, where I had hair, and a lot of people, there was a lot of thirst over it. It was like, ooh, you used to be good looking. I'm like, wow, thanks. That's Jack. Yeah. This is sad for me to read. That makes you feel good, doesn't it? Yeah.


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[Assistant] As I can feel my face melting off my skull as we speak.


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[Assistant] Yep, before, yeaah, before it was a thing. Quack, quack.


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[Assistant] Okay, so this is from God of War, uh, Dad of Boy, which a lot of people were like, oh, you copied Jacksepticeye, and I'm like, what's going on here? Uh, I didn't see a Jacksepticeye video called Dad of Boy, but I guess he put one out, but the- Or does he just say that in his book?


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[Assistant] Yeah, somebody sent me a meme and it said, dad-a-boy, it didn't look like a thumbnail from anyone. Okay. So I used that as the title, but Propelled Gaming said, everyone is like, copy Jacksepticeye. You know, it's possible for more than one person to come up with an idea, right?


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[Assistant] I think that's how you say that. I was eating grapes and a sandwich. I call it Simon VR. Cause remember, you were eating grapes. I don't remember the sandwich, but I think people just...


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[Assistant] Food pallet is great. Food pallet's on point. My pallet's terrible, but that's, yeah, I would never try that.


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[Assistant] It sounds magical. Sorry to interrupt, it was food related. So, uh, Wibble215 in the same video says, I want a president who isn't afraid to stand up for what he believes in.


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[Assistant] A man who will tell it like it is. A man who will tell a large audience that his wife is a squealer, and that he busts a nut on his wife's face. Aptro for president of Niebz Gaming.


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[Assistant] Ada Hop feels like 80s, he's gonna burst into flames. Does he? Yea, he's a polar bear.


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[Assistant] No. Neebs. Do you remember that time we were downtown and we saw that drunk guy sacrifice his shirt to the Cape Fear River?


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[Assistant] It was, yeah, we were, we were ready to, we were like, God, I really didn't want to jump in the Cape Fear River tonight. Oh no, you don't want to do that, but you can't have to, I'll hold your phone. He was really inebriated.


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[Assistant] Take away complete barriers of race, religion, political views, as soon as you start talking about food with somebody, regardless of who they are, where they come from, what color they are, or anything.


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[Assistant] You've got something in common, you can, you know, unless it's a fucking vegan.


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[Assistant] But then like, sorry. I'm kidding. But no, I think that's a great thing because you can have differences all day, but once you start talking about food, people become very passionate about those conversations and it's always fun to talk about food and then eat with people.


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[Assistant] That'd be a good show where you get like groups of people, or not groups, but like two people that hate each other's kind, whatever it is, and you sit them down and they have to try different foods.


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[Assistant] But I want to see them eating, like sitting down and talking.


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[Assistant] Yeah, like food will release, you know, those things in you that make you happy. Love? Yeah. And so it'd be hard to like hate somebody.


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[Assistant] Oh no, no, that's- I can't watch. And that's all scripted. I could never watch those. All that shit is scripted. It's stupid. Well script guided. Primitively guided.


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[Assistant] She was a film student, and she made the point that it had the feel of many African films, very grainy, like the film grain, and the uniforms with the kids, and there was a lot of nuances that a lot of African films, modern African films have in them. Interesting. And even some older. I haven't watched any, she could be full of shit.


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[Assistant] Absarro had a tweet today that was stupid. What was it? It was terrible. I was like, who wrote this? I remember when you were funny. Hold on. Read it. I'm going to. I'm gonna bring it up.


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[Assistant] But I feel like if Black Panther and Black Widow had a baby, she'd be like a, you know, a very nice light-skinned girl, maybe not even a superhero, would go to college, want to become a veterinarian, uh, have a family and, you know, move to somewhere in the Midwest. I would call her Pam.


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[Assistant] Captain Man. Captain Man. If we ever revamp Action Faction, we should have Captain Man. Cause in that series we used Uber Kid and Uber Man and we'd get sued for that at this point. We should bring in Lift Kid.


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[Assistant] CanadianGamer says, my whole family watches your guys channel. Uh, we have for about four years now, love your guys stuff. We have a running gag in my family where, in a game you can't run or fall off a cliff and, uh, where you should be able to, we call it Simonproof. They Simonproof the game, lol. Thank you for all that you do. And, uh, yeaah. That's great. I love the fact that I'm your household name.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he can't fall out, but you're fine. And JS said, I would honestly like to see you guys do a collab with other YouTubers that are not part of the YouTube gaming community.


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[Assistant] I think it would be so cool to see you invite them to play a game with you, knowing they should be better than you guys, but probably are, uh, will be super funny.


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[Assistant] Maybe you can even invite other gaming channels at some point, but I think you should start something and maybe start a funny trend, assuming that wasn't already a trend at some point. And yeah, we talked recently about bringing in somebody to ARK, which, a collab.


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[Assistant] Yeah, possible collab into art. And we have like Scrap Mechanic, we did a collab. That's probably the most recent.


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[Assistant] Or they can review any GTA cinematic that we've done. True as well. Yea. It'd be a twist for their channel. We did create a narrative, and uh, it's probably better than most films that are out right now.


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[Assistant] You gotta call first, you can't just show up. What am I supposed to call with?


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[Assistant] We should just send him up front to take all the bats on.


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[Assistant] Listen, if you're having trouble with your relationships out there, just hang out less. What? Yea, get away from each other. Yea, that's relationship advice.


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[Assistant] So, not a reso- well. So maybe Thick will come back.


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[Assistant] Some people in the comments are like, like we're really mad at you in real life.


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[Assistant] I saw Winston to ask if he knows how to copy and paste. That wasn't a good one.


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[Assistant] Yeah, if that's happening, that is super weird. My opinion on the internet, as soon as you turn a computer on and start typing, you're not private time anymore. No. That's my life. If I send somebody, I don't send an email that I don't want someone knowing about. Like look, when I see you in person, I'll tell you about it.


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[Assistant] And also, I don't understand. I mean, I guess some people are easily influenced, but if I see propaganda for one party or another, I'm like, that's just crazy crap on TV or the internet again. It's not like that's really influencing my decision on things.


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[Assistant] You should probably at least do one comment. I mean, that's what the show is.


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[Assistant] Could have been your wife. Wow. A twist. Like look, this will buy us a few hours of peace. Yep.


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[Assistant] The numbers don't always do good. You kind of get those couple that are home runs and then you get some that don't do well.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think you can build more, and for me it's still newer than Ark. I've been playing it for less time. Yeah, that's a tough one.


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[Assistant] Yeah, seven days doesn't have the variety of threats. Yeah. It's just zombies. Right. But I did see a zombie the other day. I was trying something at home. There's like zombie with no flesh that ran during the day. Oh, really? Yeah. Ugh. Come out of nowhere. Like, whoa, what's this? So it's like, like one of those muscle diagram. Did you like just get to that point?


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[Assistant] I just wanted to try out a few things and... Yeah, that'll throw you off, the one running at you in the day.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it didn't look like, cause you know they got the feral ones, just the ones that look like the others, but they have red eyes. Yeah. But this looked like one I'd never seen.


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[Assistant] He just looked like someone with no flesh. Like just a muscle. I think, I think I have seen.


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[Assistant] Something could be behind you. Please scorch the earth underwater. It might be a rabbit.


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[Assistant] Counting crows. That's a band. Doesn't make sense. Awful band. They could do the soundtrack.


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[Assistant] We'll see if we can't get those dinosaurs from our coffee commercial to be in it.


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[Assistant] Oh wait, he was Tina's, uh, like. Like partner boss kind of. Yea, he was like a manager. Yes, exactly. He was, he just hated life.


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[Assistant] Just that stupid- So we should start a story about woofering.


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[Assistant] I know. Listen, we got a wall in arc and I hate it. We're gonna bring down the walls. Yea, we're gonna take the wall down. I like the scorched earth because we just had a fence. Yea, the fence worked great. And you could see over it and then we had a good view. Yea.


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[Assistant] There was a lot of Darth Maul's being born about 10 years ago.


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[Assistant] I think we can get 10 minutes out of it if you play it, Simon. If I play it. Can you pick up somebody?


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[Assistant] Uh, I've not seen that, I've just seen a bunch of knocking out people. You should have things too where you fight better if you take your earrings off.


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[Assistant] Was that not weird for Nimo? Simon's just like, yes, I am on that and that will happen.


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[Assistant] My turn. You got comments. Okay, yes sir. I will read my first comment from Adrian Helmerci. And it says, You love a green banana. I do. Well, we had that conversation.


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[Assistant] You know what I think is gross? What's that? Banana strings. You know how there's banana strings? Yeah.


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[Assistant] My next comment is from spaztick, and it's from the Ark episode where we tackle the cave. The comment is, ha! I love how Simon started the rabies plague without even realizing it.


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[Assistant] It's hard for me to tell exactly because you two had rabies about the same time.


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[Assistant] You're like, oh, I'll run straight to needs and make sure he has rabies too.


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[Assistant] Okay. It almost looks like he got it first. Uhm, I wanna say because- How did that even happen? But if you listen to the audio, you're saying, I got rabies. So it's almost like you- he had them already and you had them, so I don't know. I can't tell if I have it or not, it's right here. Cause you just yelled, I got rabies. Yeaah. We have the answer right here.


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[Assistant] Do you know who the first person to contract rabies was in the cave thing?


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[Assistant] I was getting, I was getting, I was the one getting attacked. I'm pretty sure it was me too. You and Simon were very close. And then I'm screaming, don't get near me, as you're running straight to me, Simon.


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[Assistant] That's really gonna hurt your campaign. I'm not looking forward to making lesser antedote.


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[Assistant] Alright, speaking of cheaters, or the assumption of cheating, this message is from Mind of Lettuce. Was this Seven Days a Die? Uh, the one where you guys are in the missile silo? Oh yea. Was Simon in god mode or something? That didn't seem possible.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but it was weird because you took damage, you took like one hit and then nothing.


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[Assistant] Me too. Me too. But yea, that was not god mode. That was, uh. It was an anomaly.


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[Assistant] Uh, Devil's Advocate here, uhm, God Mode is Q, right? God Mode shouldn't even come on unless you're like in debug mode or something. So it doesn't even make sense that Simon would have been in God Mode.


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[Assistant] Which I'm starting to. I'm collecting blueprints now in ARK'd. Well good. ARK'd. ARK'd. You should get a good fishing rod and some sap or leech blood and go fishing and finally third, uh, the Megalosaurus is a night dino. He sleeps all day and is active only during nighttime.


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[Assistant] We had that thing out at night. We did. It was still sluggish. Exactly.


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[Assistant] It'd be cool if you could eat grass. Because everybody grows grass. And then look at all those clippings everyone throws away. Nobody'd be hungry. You can eat it!


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[Assistant] You ready for this? What should I read? What's the important things? Well, you're the one who looked it up. Vitamin A, zero. Calcium, one percent. Vitamin D, zero. Vitamin B, twelve, zero. Vitamin C, zero. Iron, twenty-five percent.


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[Assistant] Well you said uh, more, right? So that's, that now we're saying that we played it. But of course we played it.


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[Assistant] And he's always like, uh, a hidden person that works at the theater. Cause so he comes out, he's serving you popcorn in the beginning and then he like, he undresses like Superman goes to the phone booth.


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[Assistant] You know what? I got something in my head. Q is take cover and it's in my brain officially. It's just like W for go forward. Right. Cause he remembers it by


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[Assistant] Yeah, cause it's uh, V. I don't know, we're on controller.


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[Assistant] I mean, of course I do. I love, I love love from you, but I like to get it from Thicke every once in a while.


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[Assistant] It could be three and a half weeks from now. Let's go through every scenario.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that didn't, that, I still enjoyed that episode. Did you like that episode? I got past it and I watched the journey.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I know, but, but at the same, but it's just, that's why a lot of the time I won't say things. That's crazy that you do that. Cause they're little things. And no one else is saying anything.


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[Assistant] If you would have talked to me two years ago, I would have really considered that being like, oh man, is that true? That's my life. Yeah. Yeah, but now I enjoy it.


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[Assistant] Got this special, if you've been waiting around for this treat, my god, get ready to get let down.


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[Assistant] Who's our sponsor today? That's a good call. Mission U. Mission U. What is that? Brand new sponsor, brand new deal.


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[Assistant] Warby Parker and the people from those companies help inform Mission U's curriculum.


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[Assistant] So instructors are industry experts and course material is based on actual work that you will have to do in your future job.


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[Assistant] So 20% of the program is comprised of in-person networking and skill development, which is a fancy way of saying you're getting on-job training. And 80% of the course is held in live virtual classroom sessions.


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[Assistant] Students are also matched with their own mentor to help them succeed personally and professionally. So trimester one, it helps you focus on collaboration, critical thinking and communication skills.


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[Assistant] Trimester two, now you're working on the technical skills.


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[Assistant] And working with actual tasks that you will do at your job when you get it.


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[Assistant] So, and then there's trimester three. So now students partner with companies for internships and receive job search support. So they'll help you find a job.