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[Assistant] And who do we see walk by? Oooh. Madonna. Morgan Freeman.


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[Assistant] Maybe is what we thought, because the guy walks by, I mean, looks just like him. And the guy next to me who's sitting at the table still, because he got up and left with his friends. But the guy sitting next to me at the table, he was there with his family, it was his birthday, and he was like, you see that?


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[Assistant] Why is he here? And I started thinking about it, I was like, alright, well, I'm like, Googling stuff, my girlfriend's like, just put your phone down, I'm like, no, no, no. I wonder what he's working on. But then, I was like, you know what, let me check his height.


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[Assistant] And I was like, that's not Morgan Freeman. Because Morgan Freeman, on his IMDB says he's 6'2". We know how wrong IMDB is.


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[Assistant] I did encounter a situation where, um, IMDB was wrong about someone's height. And it was, uh, fuck. Harry Met Sally, who directed that.


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[Assistant] Rob Reiner. So Rob Reiner used to work in our office across from me and I would see him all the time and it said that Rob Reiner was 5'10". Rob Reiner's like 6'2", 6'3". Is he an actor?


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[Assistant] Yeah, alright, but we were in the elevator together and I'm like, hey, IMDB says you're 5'10", you're clearly not. And he's like, yeah, I'm like 6'3", and he's yelling about it. I'm like, I didn't, I didn't write it, I didn't...


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[Assistant] Cause they fucked up on the height thing. On the criminal height on the way out. They're gonna be like, yeah, the guy he was wearing on, you know, a meta shirt and, you know, had to be 6'6'1'. I love walking through that. There was even one place that was worse. I was like, I am 6'2' today.


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[Assistant] I'll tell you what, if they, if they, uh, if they change it and correct it,


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[Assistant] So, you were always short. You said you were short up until like,


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[Assistant] Yeah, the kids love it. I can't stand this stuff. So you've had one? I had one a long time ago in LA.


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[Assistant] Yeah, the first boba that I had, had these like


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[Assistant] Yeah, so the ones that you're talking about are, they're filled with, like, juice in it. So the ones that I'm talking about are solid.


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[Assistant] Which, I just associate with old people food. Yeah, I love that shit. I love it.


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[Assistant] Did you take it to that show with, uh, you learned the language? No, no, the whole Spanish speaking


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[Assistant] That's ridiculous. It is crazy. At a nerd event.


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[Assistant] No damage. Oh god, throat goner. Well, no, good point. You know, so, super easy there, but really, you punch somebody hard in the throat, and you know where to punch them? No. Oh, you got fists? Sorry. There's weapons everywhere.


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[Assistant] Then head over to factormeals.com slash Neebs50 and use code Neebs50 to get 50% off your first box. That's code Neebs50 at factormeals.com slash Neebs50 to get 50% off your first box. Thank you, Factor. Tell us more about the show then.


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[Assistant] So when did the show give you some of those deeds? When did it start and end? All 20 acts performed only one? One day, right? One day. One day, it was about four.


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[Assistant] Wait, okay, so one of the performers was from Norway? No, he wasn't a performer. Okay, gotcha. He was just a dude. Attending. Just attending, okay. He sounded like a cartoon character.


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[Assistant] So good place for a party, if you will, if we were...


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[Assistant] Could you do an outdoor, see that's the whole thing. If we knew the weather was going to be great, could do a potentially, uh, an outdoor show.


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[Assistant] Like, you didn't beat him by much, I mean, literally, like, five. Yeah, something like that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so, you know, I mean, yeah, talk about you, you went there with the idea to check out other places. You did check out other places because we went there for, you know, research. Yeah.


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[Assistant] And Dave is a banking app that's leveling the financial playing field. Dave would have been great when I was pretty much living month to month, which was all of my twenties and more than a few years of my thirties and back then I did not properly balance my account.


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[Assistant] So unfortunately I was no stranger to overdraft fees. And there were also plenty of times I just ran into huge bills that were unexpected, like when I blew up my transmission when I first moved to Wilmington. I really could have used Dave, but that was back when the internet was just a little baby.


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[Assistant] And we were worried about Y2K, but now it's easy. And when you download Dave, you could get up to $500 in five minutes or less with no credit check and no late fees. It's part of Dave's extra cash account that will advance the money you need with no interest and then settle up later.


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[Assistant] And here's an awesome statistic. Dave, since 2017, has helped members avoid over $2.5 billion in overdraft fees.


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[Assistant] So download Dave today at Dave.com slash Neebscast.


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[Assistant] That's dave.com slash needs cast and you could get up to $500 in five minutes or less with no credit check and no late fees. So download the Dave app now or go to dave.com slash needs cast for terms and conditions. Go to dave.com slash legal.


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[Assistant] Did you say like 20% of the people out there were taking hallucinogenics?


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[Assistant] Listen man, it's just, it's basically just another business. What do we want to get into and how much do we want to utilize it? And if you know, and if you know that it's, it's.


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[Assistant] It's hard to get good stuff. We've been looking, we look at venues, right? You guys have been looking at venues. It's hard to find the right place.


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[Assistant] Like the theater in town here though, the one that, you know, uh, we had it at level five. We wish that we could run across a place like that and actually really renovate it.


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[Assistant] But you know what man, listen, it's also cost a shit ton of money to build, so repairs, do em right, let's do em right. It's not, it's not, it's really not that hard. You just gotta fuckin' do it right.


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[Assistant] I really wanna check these guys out, cause that is such a fun thing to do, like yes, entertain me, you-


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[Assistant] So as a, so you're saying I can rent it out for a night time party and I can, as adults we can play with these toys during the party.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I saw, I saw a, a dinner theater, but it was.


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[Assistant] Right, where I'm expecting, like where I used to work, I've said this before, they used to, uh, uh, so it was a big restaurant, they'd see like 500 people and they'd have like maybe 100 people in this one section in the restaurant. And that's when the actors would come in and you'd do like, oh, you're doing like, you know,


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[Assistant] Mary and, and Joey's wedding and it's, and you get to eat while they're, you know, amongst like 10 actors or 15 actors. And you're like playing these parts of the thing. That's the kind of thing that every time I hear dinner theater, I'm like, oh, that's in town. I want to go to that because I never got to like enjoy


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[Assistant] I got to work it and bus, but I never got to sit down and participate.


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[Assistant] Nah, I was also younger, so I was mostly just wanting to drink whatever.


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[Assistant] But, so have you guys ever done that? And maybe we could do that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's dinner through. It is. So this makes me like less about wanting to see this with you because we're just pretty much watching a show and eating.


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[Assistant] Because it used to be the Dixie Stampede. Yep. Right. I thought he was the Pirate Blackbeard in it because there's no, nobody owns that. I don't, I don't think it's. Maybe not, okay.


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[Assistant] So one thing, I mean, if we wanted to talk about the show a little bit more, potentially, like what we were thinking about doing, maybe, do we want to even talk about any of that other stuff? Our next show? Yea. You got some stuff on your mind? Go for it. Well yea, cause well, I mean, there's been talk about, which I like the more I think about it,


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[Assistant] Yes, like if you're doing it at a place where you go, yeah, you know what? 600 people can fit in here, but there's only about 250 seats.


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[Assistant] I'd like to sing, uh, uhm, uh, hot dog lover. Oh yea, that'd be nice. Get my friend down here.


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[Assistant] Listen, you buy the magic, do you understand? You just make it up.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm not one that's figuring those things out. I've watched the, like an episode or two and I'm just like, yeah, I don't see how they're doing it.


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[Assistant] When, eh, it drove me nuts, my, this is, Wellington married my cousin, and this was like fricking, so in the 80s, I'm this kid.


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[Assistant] Good card tricks that were fucking blowing my mud, like fucking like 10 or 12, where I'm like, how did you put that shit in my pocket, you motherfucker? Like, and they're all kind of probably basic tricks now. He probably did it the night before. He didn't even know. No, yea he did.


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[Assistant] No, I don't know, they're just like two guys that I don't know their names, I just know their name. Do they not have hands?


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[Assistant] I don't know, I don't know, I don't know what's called that. They're actors, they're actors that had a magic show as well.


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[Assistant] Put it on your resume, buddy, and you can come and check out this, this very cute little southern city. You've hit it big, Silah.


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[Assistant] So we need to, speaking of the dumpster, Doraleus, we need to get back into... Takes two? Yeaah. We will, we will. I know, but like, we need to, I think, play for like, maybe even coming on an off day.


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[Assistant] Let's play for four hours at least.


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[Assistant] You remember that? No. You don't remember? All the bad stuff kind of blends together. Was I, were you angry at me? No. No, no, no, no. We were just kind of annoyed by, I don't know. They are fucking annoying.


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[Assistant] He doesn't come around too often. I think you, you know, I don't know. Now you're making me judge my own taste. Fuck you.


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[Assistant] Definitely got through to the very next one all the way.


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[Assistant] And think of a clever title for a podcast that involves you. Yes, there you go. Oh my gosh, I'm getting a phone call.


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[Assistant] He might enjoy our stuff. We should have told him to go to the dumpster too.


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[Assistant] For one, Mad Boar, that little restaurant in the middle of nowhere for some reason, is delicious.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I gotta test the question. So if you have like a electric car and you're just driving down the interstate, do you check an app for charge stations? It's on my monitor in this. So that would be an incentive for Matt Boar to have all those charging stations because people will go, oh, there's a charge up here. And then they eat.


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[Assistant] It did work out. What didn't work out was we went to our first campsite, which was awesome. Great campsite. It's not even that far from Raleigh, and it's like, we had a group site, uh, which, uh, Whiskey and Bats found. Yep. Amazing, cause we're going back when it's warmer, cause we're gonna go swimming. A place called Falls Lake. Yeah.


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[Assistant] We're ready for some chicken piccata, and what happened?


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[Assistant] We're going back to that campsite, and I'm gonna get one of those stand up walks.


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[Assistant] So the owls, they were called bard owls. They were in the trees within a few minutes. You could hear them going back and forth like, this is crazy. And then after a while they stopped. And then I went to sleep. It was a quiet night. There was no wind. There was nothing.


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[Assistant] Weird name too. Weird name for a bird. Yea, don't go crazy with it, cause these birds...


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[Assistant] The announcer? The announcer? Oh boy. I feel bad for her though. Because when you're on stage, and you're trying to project to an audience, you can't tell how loud you are. Oh yea, she didn't know. You can't. No, she didn't know. Someone should have turned, like been listening, you know, like a person going, okay, let's turn that down a little bit. Right.


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[Assistant] It was great to see community members face to face, cause it's been a long time with COVID, cancelled shows, you know, no events. It was great just to see people who we've never met, who are, you know, part of the community.


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[Assistant] He's got great, I love his hair, it's always just like up.


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[Assistant] That's right. We had to get on the road because we had a long drive.


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[Assistant] And, and not a very wide road. A lot of times you're going around curves on the side of a mountain with cars coming the other way and one of you has to find a place to kind of squeeze into the mountain so they can get around.


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[Assistant] Wow, yeah. And here's the thing, like I'm like, cause part of the reason I wanted to go on this trip, cause my mom lives in the western part of the state. And I was like, hey, the next day we're there, I'll go meet her. And after it was like, I'm not driving back down this road again. That's it, we're going one way and we're staying. That's it! Oh wow.


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[Assistant] They're nuzzling your car. But it was great. I've, uh, I've never seen elk out there before.


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[Assistant] I don't know how old he was. He was on him to run around. It was like he was just learning how to use his voice, just making sounds, just to be making them. Right. Just loud squelches and other stuff. Yeaah, that's bad. He wasn't in the hills yelling abracadabra though, was he? No, but he could speak. I mean, he was like, I don't know ages very well, but he was, he's probably like this big. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Next day, after I was like, I'm not driving that road again. And then, uh, so we all hop in Whiskey's truck, go back over the curvy mountain, meet Mom at a place called, uh, Darnell Farms. That place was great. It was great. It was raining unfortunately, but we still spent a little time there. They just had this huge, like, wooden covered area.


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[Assistant] Anyway, we went to a Mexican restaurant called Four Queens. Oh yeaah. With Mama Neebs. And it was delicious. It was 30 degrees in there.


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[Assistant] And then after that, my mom went back home and we went to the Road to Nowhere, which we've been to a few times, but some folks hadn't been.


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[Assistant] They were building a road, I think because there's a dam up there and they flooded the valley. So they had to have a way for all the families to get to the cemetery that was cut off.


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[Assistant] It only worked because we were talking about a tunnel.


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[Assistant] But yeah, in certain places, not everywhere, but if someone's standing in one spot and you're in the other because the roof is kind of arched.


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[Assistant] Very long. Like, you start walking and you're like, okay, this shouldn't take but a minute or so. And then halfway through you're like, holy crap, this is kind of, uh, deceiving. Yeah, how long this thing is.


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[Assistant] All on that wok. Yeah, just threw everything into the wok and cooked it. God, it was delicious. Love that thing.


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[Assistant] Nope. He probably could have ran one though. He had one of those Econoflow like battery bank. Almost as big as Simon's battery. Almost. He charges his phone with. That's how everybody charges their phone.


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[Assistant] Alright, that's the thing. That's really something. That'll be on the menu for long. Twice fried chicken.


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[Assistant] It really was fun and we're talking about getting like a Pelican case and a whole portable setup so we can just grab our, grab our case, head to a venue, plug everything up, run the mics.


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[Assistant] It was great, because we only had a few mics set up. We had two mics set up. Yep. And we just took turns. So, you'd play games for a little bit and talk to the stream. And then you'd head to the bar and mingle with everybody. And we had a camera that showed the whole bar, most of the bar.


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[Assistant] So, uh, there are people coming in, friends, we haven't seen in a long time, just showing up. It was awesome. Yea, it was a good time.


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[Assistant] And you can listen for the answer. I would say yeaah. I think our intention is to all of our full blown series at some point will be super cut. You know what I just read?


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[Assistant] That's a thing where, instead of WASD, you're using that? No, no, no, it's instead of a mouse. It becomes your mouse and you do it with your feet.


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[Assistant] I don't know why it takes me so long. You got a little mouth. I feel like I'm eating fast.


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[Assistant] No, you're not. I'm convinced just no one chooses their food but me. You might be right. I don't know. I guarantee you.


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[Assistant] I usually dread the beginning of starting a video, and then as it starts tightening up, I just want to stay on it and keep tightening it and making it better.


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[Assistant] For sure. So yea, if you're near Austin or you plan on being at RTX, uhm, we're gonna be there. Hope to see ya.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we'll see. We'll see. Just saying man. We'll get you there. We'll see. See you there! Bye everybody. Bye!


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[Assistant] And I am excited. Yea, me too. I am super excited because I've played this game and I love this game and I didn't know how you guys were gonna take to it but once we got done with that first recording session and all you guys were jazzed about it, I'm like, yes.


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[Assistant] Yeah, once you start playing it, you realize, oh wow, look at all the shit you can do.


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[Assistant] Pulsar the Lost Colony, one of the best space games ever made in my opinion. Uh, I don't know if anybody's ever played it.


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[Assistant] I did wanted to confirm, yes, they are, they still regularly update Pulsar. Very good. The last update was, uh, Thursday, February 24th. So, it's been a couple months ago.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's immediately when you fire up your first, uh, match or whatever, your first world, uh, the first message you get is, hey everybody, whoever can find the lost colony will get a big reward.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's basically, it's like a, it's the best Star Trek game ever made, even though it's not, the licensed Star Trek's not attached to it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it was okay. That was repetitive, because we got bored with that pretty quick.


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[Assistant] It's like, you know, every planet you go to, oh wait, man, there's a mission on this planet that's completely different from the last mission that we did. And some missions are simple and some missions are a little longer than others, but yeah, just that variety just keeps you engaged. It's like, man, that's like, I don't know what's around the next corner.


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[Assistant] You know, I guess that's an easy enough thing to spoil. Exactly. Uhm, so in the game, when you play, there are like four factions that you can play as. There's the Colonial Union, which is your basic, like Starfleet in Star Trek. Uhm, there's the WD Corporation, which is a weapons corporation. They're kinda the bad guys.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and then there, you can be a, uh, a pirate and a bounty hunter. And then the last faction, which we decided to play as, is you are delivery people for the Fluffy Biscuit Company. Yes. And we are working our way up the board. Our mission is to, uh, deliver biscuits across the galaxy.


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[Assistant] It'd be heroes. It'd be heroes. But the fact that that game even has that in there, it's like, yep, this is this faction. It's a biscuit delivery company. Fuck you. Like, I love it. I love it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so what happened, yeah, in ship-to-ship combat, if you take down the enemy's shields, you can now board their ship. And if you like their ship, you can go, we're gonna board your ship and we're gonna take it.


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[Assistant] No, no, I want that. Yea, I can't build a fleet. Maybe yea, maybe that's a future update. Let us have a fleet.


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, that's the other thing that surprised me when you start playing is, yeah, it's just the amount of stuff you can do to the ship.


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[Assistant] Like, yea, your weapons, you can upgrade all the weapon systems in there, uh, your operating system, the ship has an internal computer, you can buy viruses to, um, shoot out at enemy ships to fuck up their internal computer. They can hit you with viruses, so you have to buy anti-viruses, and you can run programs, it's just stupid complicated.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you have to reboot it. Literally turn it on and off again. Like your computer is so fucked up. It's like shit, we just gotta shut it down. We gotta fire it back up. Boot the operating system. It's pretty great.


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[Assistant] But then yea, shields, hull, all that can be upgraded. As you collect scrap, sell the scrap. Yea, it's wonderful. And I think, if I'm not mistaken, the galaxy is procedural every time. Oh, that's cool. So, the same planets are there, but they're just in different places every time. Right. So anytime you start a new game, it's not the same layout as your first game.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you can look at, you can look at what system is controlled by the, uh, or what faction controls what system. So alright, we gotta warp, we wanna warp to this planet, but shit, to do that we gotta go through this faction system, so we might be in danger.


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[Assistant] You never know. And you can negotiate with the pirates. They'll say, hey, give me your money. And be like, hey, maybe a little bit of money. Or, ah, fuck you guys. That's right. You got that option as the captain. The captain can negotiate.


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[Assistant] Yeah, hey guys. Yeah, no, that was my bad. Uhm, yeah, we can tell them what roles we're playing. I am playing the engineer. Mmhm. Neebs is the captain.


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[Assistant] But yeah, we're gonna give him the job. We got Simon as the pilot. That's right, dammit. And then Thicke is the weapons expert. Yep. And then Dora will be our scientist once, uh, once he joins the crew. And he's on vacation right now, so that's why, that's why there is no voice of Duralias here today.


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[Assistant] If he's a scientist, if he's a scientist, his job, like you've warped into a system, his job is like, okay, scan the system, oh, there's an enemy ship, let me see, can we take it? Yeah, is it tougher than us? Okay, no, I think we're pretty evenly matched. And then, like, if we're in ship combat, his job is basically the computer.


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[Assistant] It's, okay, they're trying to hit us with a virus, let me run an anti-virus, let me hit them with a virus. I'm like, hey, weapons guy, I'm gonna hit them with a virus to lower their shields. Boom, their shields are down, shoot them. You know, it's all, it's, the whole game is just about communication between five people.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he can heal robots? Yeah. So yeah, there's species you can be. There's human, there's, uh, I guess a species called the Sylvasi, like an alien race, and then there are robots.


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[Assistant] Yeah, your characters get upgraded too, as you play. Each class has upgrades. Like the captain can eventually learn to do all the jobs.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's got a big learning curve, but I encourage anybody out there who has a group of friends, play Pulsar the Lost Colony, you will not regret it.


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[Assistant] No, I was just, uh, uh, a guy, I was, um, I, I, he was in line, and, uh, he was in front of, like, the drink containers, and I was like, ah, excuse me real quick, let me get this. He's like, okay. Kinda looked at me funny, but didn't say anything. Then when I was walking out to my car, he goes, man, I got a weird question for you. You ever heard of a Neebs gaming?


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[Assistant] It's like, yeah man. Like, holy shit, took a picture with him. Good guy. Looked like a hippie.


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[Assistant] If I'm not mistaken, this podcast was supposed to be out on the 14th. Uhm, the series will premiere tomorrow, the 15th. Is that right?


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[Assistant] Wow. Let's hope it happened. If not, if it's not tomorrow, it'll be next week. Right.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Anthony and I decided, alright, we won, so we're gonna take, we're gonna take a weekend. We're just gonna go to Myrtle Beach for the weekend. It's been a couple nights. It was an appropriate trip.


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[Assistant] Woops. Nah, if he had survived, that would've, uh, that, that, it had the potential to go on a lot longer. Yeaah. Than it did, cause I think we could've gotten through, I mean, we, we got through the first horde night anyway.


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[Assistant] Yeah, across the bridge. Make sure you visit it everyone. Okay. Yeah, go to Smithfields, charge your Tesla. There you go. Well, we ate there and then we went in town, got to our hotel. And then, uh, yeah Friday was just chill. We went to that, uh, remember, we found that brewery.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but then we ended up going, alright, let's go find a brewery. And, uh, do you remember the name of the brewery? No. I don't know. Yeah. I don't know if you have a camera or a picture. Cause I want to shout this brewery out. I don't just want to say we went to a brewery. This brewery deserves a shout out. How did, how did we get there, John? Tell


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[Assistant] We looked up Brewery on Google Maps and said take us to Brewery.


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[Assistant] Uhm, but this brewery we went to, on the way to it, it felt like we were in a place we should not be.


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[Assistant] Yes, exactly like that. Like a kill shelter? Yea. No urinals, tampon dispensers. So on our way to New South Brewery. New South Brewery, there you go.


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[Assistant] You can only get one beer at a time at a brewery.


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[Assistant] Okay. Because I was like, oh Anthony, I'll get you a beer. And he's like, am I handing you two? He's like, I can't hand you two, I can only hand you one. I'm like, what? It's like he's being watched. Yeah. Yeah. Strange ass rules.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and also at the brewery they can't do samples.


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[Assistant] What a bullshit thing is like, you gotta have a tennis court, cause now you're a club. Because you know what, someone created that law, and then the country club was like, well wait a minute, we want to be able to serve beer. So you know, rich guy, talked to the governor, it's like well you guys got a tennis court so we're a club, so we'll pass that. That's what the Myrtle Beach thing sounds like.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's like the local guys fighting the breweries like, oh man, what a bunch of bullshit. Mhm.


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[Assistant] But then yeah, Saturday night, we just, yeah, we kept drinking and then eventually stumbled back to the hotel. Oh wait, that's where we went. I'm sorry.


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[Assistant] Yeah, then we stumbled back. Saturday was our big day because we went back, uh, and we were like, okay, we're getting up early. It hurt, but we got up early because we're doing Topgolf. Yeah, we're going to Topgolf and getting mimosas. Exactly.


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[Assistant] Kinda, like you can play games. Yeaah. With people. There's targets? Yeaah. You're set up and there's these giant targets out there in this big field and you just, you know, do your best to put the ball into the target.


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[Assistant] But yea, we did Topgolf and Mimosa. Here's my biggest problem though with Topgolf. The Mimosa's? No, the Mimosa's were fine.


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[Assistant] Right. But then we get up to the thing and it's like, okay, now you gotta enter your name, right? Okay. And now put in your email. You motherfuckers. There's no way to play, there's no way to play Topgolf without giving them idiots a goddamn email.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm just going through our pictures actually. Swiping right. Yeah, this is uh, when we were in the place. Oh yeah, and then we just kinda, we kinda walked around Broadway at the beach.


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[Assistant] I looked at all the stores. Yep, we, uh, we did the Simpsons movie. The Simpsons movie was cool. Yeah, there's a Simpsons- I'm next! No, yeah, it's like a Simpsons 4D experience. Okay. It's like this little short, what, maybe-


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[Assistant] It's like 20, 20 minutes, 20 minutes, 20 minutes short films based on the Simpsons universe, but they'll do stuff like you'll see bubbles on screen. You know, bubbles will actually fly out the audience or something will splash and you get splashed with stuff.


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[Assistant] It was really good. I do want to eat at the restaurant. Everything was good. And it's family style. So if you go there, go hungry. Because they basically say, you know, hey, you get to order a meat and a couple of sides and they just keep bringing, bringing it to you until you say stop. Really? Yeah.


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[Assistant] Take it, but then yeah, I mean that and then that night we uh, we did take an uber this time We went to a different bar. We're like we've we've done Broadway the beach. We did that the Friday night So the Saturday night, let's go. Let's go into town. Let's do something night forgot the name of the bar But yeah, it was close to the beach just a local dive, you know


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[Assistant] And I don't want to say his name. Yeah, I guess we shouldn't. We'll call him, uhm, Bob. We'll call him Bob the Guatemalan pervert.


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[Assistant] Because he was a Guatemalan pervert. Yeaah. He was from Guatemala. Niebs, I wish you were there. He didn't- Yeaah. Oh, you- Why? He barely spoke English. Oh, because I could speak his language. Barely. Barely. He barely spoke English. Okay. He could form sentences and kinda get his point across. And I can barely-


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[Assistant] Probably. No, it's like, you know, we were just talking to him like, hey, you know, he, uh, we were, we were sitting at a table and he was just at a table beside us. He was eating some chicken wings and we just got to talking to him, you know, but as the drinks entered his system, he just got more and more weird.


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[Assistant] Attractive. Attractive college ladies coming in. Uhm, at some point like he's sitting us.


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[Assistant] No, he's skinny guy. Skinny guy? Skinny guy. Skinny, probably older gentleman, probably what, 45? Oh wow. Yea, somewhere around there. Older. Older guy. Older guy.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's just like, us acknowledging that yes, we also are men and enjoy women's posteriors, just open the door for, that's the theme for the night that I can always go back to to reconnect. Ass, ass, hey, ass, ass, I get it, I get it.


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[Assistant] Anyway, we had a good, we had a good ass time. Yeah, we had breakfast at a Johnny D's. They got the best egg benedict. That's right. I bought a Boston CD and so we drove home listening to Boston on loop because


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[Assistant] I used to hate that, cause yea, you would, you would, like, the, yeah, when the, the first time I played on the PlayStation, I was like, oh, I'm so excited to play this PlayStation game, you can't save it, asshole, you don't have a memory card, like,


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[Assistant] I used to get in trouble because I was on the internet. Like your phone used to be tired of the internet. If you were on the internet, your house couldn't receive calls because you were on the internet.


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[Assistant] Sorry dad. It's like whatever dad, I was playing. I was playing fucking Jedi. Playing Ultima Online. Playing my games. My memory cards. Don't turn off the Playstation. I was on Newgrounds watching cartoons.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it was fun to go back in there, like, oh yeaah, nothing's changed. It was exactly the same. I'm sure it does.


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[Assistant] That was very nice. We'll do it again, uh, the next round. Next time we win. You guys, we're changing the teams up.


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[Assistant] Could do it that way. But I like sending people on trips. There's stories. There's stories. It will be a trip.


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[Assistant] Good stuff. I'm looking forward to the next trip I take from winning this. I'm on Absarose Team.


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[Assistant] We can start whenever. Let's start right now then.


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[Assistant] And we're off. We are off, and we're talking. At the races. Starting a podcast is easy. It is, the easiest part.


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[Assistant] But yea, the up and coming, you're giving a shot, making their own podcast. So tell em, tell em, how do you feel about that?


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[Assistant] We can ask for extra security right now already and have them like just walking by everyone just staring.


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[Assistant] Yeah, maybe. Do we tweet? See what happens. Do we tweet? Yeah. Do a scavenger hunt.


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[Assistant] Come out, hang out with us. It's gonna be nice to uh, see Rainy Street again.


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[Assistant] Little baby trucks. Little baby trucks out there.


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[Assistant] I honestly hope, like, in that one area on Rainy, where there was like, it's pretty much like, uhm, I don't know, a lot, a wide open lot, and what, six food trucks? Seven? In that area. I hope they're all different. But they won't be. But I wish they were all different. Wouldn't that be great? You only get this for a year.


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[Assistant] But uh, for food trucks and for Austin, those aren't the best food trucks there, are they? They don't seem to be that great in that one spot.


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[Assistant] That's all, I'm done. Maybe they've changed, they haven't been there in a few years. You know what, yea, up the game.


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[Assistant] I remember those. Those were good. They're in that one little bodega kind of, underneath the hotel or whatever. Bodega.


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[Assistant] You know what I heard that they have now in Austin? You know how they have the lime scooters and all that stuff? Now they have electric unicycles. So that should be fun.


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[Assistant] We had some questions with, uh, in regard to how we were gonna go about this next arc series we're doing.


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[Assistant] It's getting weird and I've decided to back out and let Simon get to his happy point with you guys and I'm just gonna go with it.


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[Assistant] Don't forget the drink and just down the beach. Simon, we got each other's back, bro. Yea, but you're not always gonna be there. No, no, we can always be there. It's our choice.


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[Assistant] I got you buddy. Double lands, brother shraven. And we can, oh dude, I got some ideas.


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[Assistant] Or uhm, if you are playing your own game and not making a show out of it, I love that. I love those times because it really does like, uh, It would tell, yea, yea. It adds to the immersion a little more. It does! There's something cool about it that works, I don't know, in my opinion.


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[Assistant] Okay, maybe not. What was that? I am. I'm feeling confident. I haven't even seen it. Of what we've had so far, it's so far the best. I mean, but that's not hard. Yeah, right.


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[Assistant] A little bit, yeaah. Okay. Well the safe house was wonderful though. It's all about, this could spoil, I mean people see it, people are gonna see it very soon, they'll see it this weekend. Although, they'll have seen it this last weekend.


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[Assistant] This weekend was the Safehouse episode, right? Yeah. So, I guess this episode that just came out for you guys, this past weekend. You'll see the start of it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, at least the idea. But it's all about the tears of getting away, you know, the fallbacks. We've done it before. As long as the whole building doesn't fall. I don't think it's gonna. I don't know. I mean, I could... We'll see.


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[Assistant] Oh hell yea. Yeah, our horde bases don't do the greatest.


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[Assistant] That's what I did with my tower that I was playing with a friend. I kept using that. Probably did 15 horde bases at it. And like that week I would just, the one that worked, it worked and it was less flawed than the one but it was on the same exact mountain.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it wasn't good. I didn't take the stairs away for them and just invited them in, you know.


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[Assistant] I'm looking forward to it. It's crazy that we can still fill


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[Assistant] The episodes in between with shit. That's how cool that game is, like we can still- There's always something to do, I feel like. There's repetition.


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[Assistant] We always seem to know when it's like, alright. You know?


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[Assistant] One time, if the camping thing, if that goes well, let's not disregard the-


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[Assistant] Beautiful campsite that I recommended that's 20 miles away. Right? Right on the river. Granted, we're not gonna swim in the river.


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[Assistant] You guys are excited about getting in the water, right? Oh yea, I wanna stay in the water.


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[Assistant] Oh, I understand. I do. The cool thing about this place is like, if it's on a Thursday night, guaranteed we wouldn't have to worry about...


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[Assistant] That sounds like a good fall campsite. It would be. Yeaah. And nice and convenient. So yeaah, we'll save it for that. Let's not rule that out. That'd be a lovely setting. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Uhm, but it's a decent sized river, yea.


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[Assistant] Okay, I don't want to swim in rivers. I have as a kid and I'm like, you just don't, especially off the coast, you don't know what the fuck is in there. Because where we live, we're at the coast, we're at the end of the river. Like, there is a bunch of potential just, you know, things you don't want to mess with.


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[Assistant] There was a fisherman there, the one night we went camping there, and he was like, he just, he'd come down from like Raleigh area and just, uh, I don't remember where, somewhere up there, and uhm, set up shop, his little tent, and just fish at night, in the river, and I remember asking, was like, would you,


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[Assistant] So. Oh, and hit it on the road. We just stockpiled. So go ahead, those of you married, get your divorces going. You know, let's, uh, we'll figure this out. Yeah, listen, I'll abandon my kid.


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[Assistant] Mr. Ronte audit, uh, Curry. Oh yea, Curry.


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[Assistant] I feel like, uh, more dishes need to have capers in them. Capers are good. Capers are good. Yea, but like, what are, what's one other dish?


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[Assistant] For perspective, uh, what would 5000 potentially get him? Like what does that even equate to?


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[Assistant] He's a talent, he's a musically talented dude. He's been doing it forever. You know what, uh, your best friend Tom would do? He'd probably, I don't remember how many times, he'd bring platters of uh, Chick-fil-A nuggets. He'd share it with like, like it was nothing. What a guy. I can see why he's your best friend.


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[Assistant] Yeah. You can't, you can't not. Yeah, it's true. Impossible. I think you got a song coming.


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[Assistant] Yeah, the camping site? No, to the, uh, on the way. Oh. Bore. Mad Bore?


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[Assistant] I can't wait to, I would love to hear, like, send out a group text. Let's see what you got.


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[Assistant] Yeah, murder mystery. I sure did. Man, I was, uh, man, I was like, Joe, Joe coconut. Joe coconut. I was the resort, resort owner. I kind of did the, uh, you know, like I was a,


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[Assistant] My lady, what was it, some, she was coconut something, but whatever, the wife, but uh,


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[Assistant] You know, if the host doesn't know how to do it right, and the order of it and shit,


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[Assistant] It can go to hell real quick, you know. Okay. Cause I believe the last one.


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[Assistant] We just did it at, uh, at, uh, where my girl lives, that, uh, kinda rented out there. Wait, did you guys host this, or is this? Her best friend did.


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[Assistant] She has the last few so she'll pick the new theme every time and this was like...


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[Assistant] Uh, vacation, like Bahamas-ish resort. Sure, I'll check that out. So, uh, it was a good time. Yeah, I'll do it again. But I, seeing you guys in there, it'd be a, it'd be a blast, man. You'd, cause you, every round you kinda get your, like, talking points and. Okay. Uhm. So does everybody


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[Assistant] So as long as, like, I feel like, uh, because I commit so hard, some people that are like a little reluctant are gonna be like, alright, I'll give it a whirl a little bit.


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[Assistant] I want a good theme. Man, it's hard to see you commit into a character all night, kinda. Which is weird to say, but I don't see you enjoying that.


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[Assistant] I said there's been a murder. It means I'm leaving. It's just one of those things, you got the right group of people. Of course. Yeah, yeah.


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[Assistant] And you could like kind of bribe shit out of each other the second half of the whole night.


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[Assistant] If you get more money? There was something involved, but again, the host didn't quite do all that right.


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[Assistant] I'm not gonna lie. This, uh, I was pretty proud of this. So it brought me back to bootcamp in the way that...


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[Assistant] If, in bootcamp, if you let your rifle unattended...


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[Assistant] Heaven forbid, like, and the drill instructor gets it, you're gonna get fuckin', you're gonna get murdered as far as your punishment for the next week or so for sure. They're gonna fuck with you and they look for those kind of things.


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[Assistant] The party started, it was officially on and on the table, I was like, oh, there's someone's $500 that they left on the table and I just, no one was looking, I just took it. I just took it and I had $1,000 right off the bat.


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[Assistant] I'm blabbing everybody. Apparently, later this girl, I didn't know her, she was like kinda new to the friend group, whatever. And I guess she just told people, she's like, I don't guess it blew away, I don't know.


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[Assistant] Because it's, you know, immediately not you unless you already have a mustache. It's like the Tiger King guy. What's his name? Joe? Joe Exotic. Joe Exotic. Same bullshit like that, yea. And maybe it's a fake accent, you know? You don't know this guy. No. Don't act like you do.


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[Assistant] Back when I was in the corps and I knew, I knew Neebs and stuff like that, we were both martial artists, where I was going to classes in town.


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[Assistant] Uh, Taekwondo place, he was older Asian guy, but one of his sons was one of the, the, in the costume.


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[Assistant] Right, right. I bet those costumes breathed well.


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[Assistant] There's a good, uh, there's a good little documentary or little like a YouTube thing that breaks down that whole production and just from day one it was doomed.


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[Assistant] People's visions not even coming close and then it going away from what it's even about like a hundred percent Just such fucking weirdness and it's based on actual


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[Assistant] Nothing's gonna hold out better than the effects in Mortal Kombat. Oh my god.


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[Assistant] But still, yeaah yeaah. I'm done. Alright, thank you though for that. Thanks. Thanks for listening. And one more thing.


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[Assistant] We've gone inside, we might have kept going, we don't know. Yeah, I mean- You went in your base.


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[Assistant] We went to Smithfield's Barbecue, a fancy restaurant that John really likes. Yeah, they're good.


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[Assistant] Beans, potato salad. Great Brunswick stick. You know they have Tesla chargers in the parking lot there now? A ton of Tesla chargers. Yea, like a ton. I just don't see that being the demographic.


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[Assistant] I'm going to take my tassel up to Spritfield's Chicken Barbecue, top it off, and get some brunswick. Get some slaw!


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[Assistant] Yeah, we tried Topgolf. They couldn't let us in because there was like a private event going on. So we were like, alright, let's go drink. Let's go find a brewery.


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[Assistant] This bar was just part of it. We were just a bunch of seats inside a brewery and we could just kinda hang out around some tables while they're brewing beer behind us.


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[Assistant] And just containers of crap that the owners clearly just kinda put on a shelf and forgot about 20 years ago. Yeah, it's not, it's not designed to be rustic. It really is. It's industrial.


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[Assistant] That's what the Myrtle Beach thing sounds like. Big, big bars are like, you can't have samples and you can only do one. We gotta limit them somehow or they'll take our business.


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[Assistant] Here's, okay, it used to be, it used to be in high school a long time ago when I would go to Myrtle Beach with my family, the fancy place with steam pots.


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[Assistant] I never had steam pots in Wilmington. There's a few places now, but back then there was just nothing. You had to go to Myrtle Beach to get a steam pot kind of thing. And I was like, aw yeah, Joe's Crab Shack. And it was good at the time, because I was a dumb kid who didn't know any better.


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[Assistant] The crab legs were okay. I mean, those things are hard to mess up. They boil them and do that. I actually got...


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[Assistant] I- Neebs, I'm sorry, I wasted like 50 bucks of your money on king crab legs.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I thought I was getting queen crab legs, the little ones. And I was like, let me just get another little bushel of this. And then they showed up and they're these giant prickly.


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[Assistant] Legs of a king crab and it was intimidating and scary. Like how do I even crack into it? It hurt, but I've never had those before. They were good.


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[Assistant] We need to play in the table version, it's easy. I want it here. Very seldom does it bounce into the next hole. Right, yeaah.


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[Assistant] No, I forgot about it until now. Real things! Then it came to me! Oh! Absor's trying to get his shot going, and then, the previous shot of me is going right at his face, and then he's dodging that, and he's like... That's fun.


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[Assistant] Well Dave and Busters, after Dave and Busters, we went to the Corner Bar, which a long time ago was the karaoke bar that you sang Salt and Pepper at.


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[Assistant] And then we wandered out of there to the next bar that just happened to be open. We drunkenly stumbled past another one and went, uh, more beer. And then we just went in. Right. And got one little beer. It was the heaviest, darkest beer we've ever had. It was a big mistake. It was a big mistake.


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[Assistant] Really, they made me sick. I was like, oh, this is a mistake. I want water instead, please.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Apsro was gonna pay for it cause he was paying for all the stuff and giving it to Neebs later. And I was like, let me just do it. And I gave him a fake phone number that I haven't used in like 10 years.


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[Assistant] There you go, it's fine. Phone number and an email that I don't even know if it exists.


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[Assistant] And I thought when you, when he describes it, I think like a little bike, like a little pedal bike in a little wheel, but it is an industrial size. Like these machines build cars, kind of you ride this little bike kind of thing. It's huge.


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[Assistant] I think we have a few pictures of people of, like, I was in a bubble at one point and then we threw one over you. Yeah. Yeah. We did it all.


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[Assistant] There's spiders like walking around and there's these little tubes that get air blown through and they're like, on your legs, makes you feel like this.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's where we got that magnet on the board up there. There's a, they sell, they really lean into the stereotypical Paula Deen butter thing. There's a whole section of butter in her store. We had to buy a little magnet of butter.


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[Assistant] It was a pretty small place. It was obviously an old house. I love bars like that. They're just a retrofitted house into a bar. You can kind of see the layout of the rooms before they blew all the walls out.


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[Assistant] Apsro lost it for a long time because he's sitting next to me on my left and then to the right at the bar is, you know, a nice ass and


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[Assistant] He like leans around me and goes, Oh, look at that. Look at that. I look over and I'm, I back up for him. I back up and.


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[Assistant] He's like, I can't see, I can't see her, you're...


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[Assistant] Oh, that's the first time he touched me, yeaah.


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[Assistant] He was so happy to have Fred that he didn't want to break his heart like that, yeaah. And he clearly frequented that bar because he knew the name of the bartender behind him. Oh, he was sippin' for the bartender hard. This poor girl that


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[Assistant] Is that where we did the super coronas?


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[Assistant] I like buying CDs on trips. A lot of times we'll stop at random thrift stores when I'm out and just find the weirdest stuff and kind of buy two or three of them to listen on the road.


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[Assistant] I did order something from Etsy the other day, first time ever. It was a tiny Dreamcast memory card holder. It's like a little museum piece. You put it on, this little plastic thing. Etsy apparently makes whatever you want.


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[Assistant] This was like PS2, GameCube era, you needed a little memory thing to save your game.


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[Assistant] Can we get like a cordless phone? Where it has a base on the wall. My mom still has one.


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[Assistant] I thought you could do that. Yea, that's right, I remember that. That exists. If anyone watching this is younger, yea, your whole house was the same number.


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[Assistant] Well they could, if someone called you, it'd usually knock you off. No, it didn't knock me, no, it didn't do that.


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[Assistant] Yeah. If you want an official t-shirt for any brand ever though, you can just go in and show them a picture on Google and they'll print it. They have no qualms with copyright or legal stances on t-shirts.


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[Assistant] We did tell him he had like an hour. Like yeaah, they were about to close in like an hour and a half or two.


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[Assistant] Alright. Do you think the prize should be connected to how long the series goes on? Like what if we all die in the first two days and the video makes what, like a hundred bucks?


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[Assistant] Let's just go to Myrtle. Yeah, every day you survive, our players get an extra hundred dollars added to the pot. Nice an idea. Yeah, and then it's like, ooh, how far will they get? Or we just have three- Or we just have the rule and-


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[Assistant] And touched, touched by a Guatemalan pervert. Yeah, that's part of it.


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[Assistant] Wild Gamer- I was gonna say, Wild Gamer SK on YouTube has 21 minutes of gameplay.


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[Assistant] So, if, yea, if you're not, if you watch the trailer, you'll see some gameplay, but you got a bunch of it, um, right here. Yea, I'm trying not to spoil myself.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't want to wa- I just, I'm watching like a few things and yeah, it looks great.


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[Assistant] With seven days with our alone-ish series, we have it on Nomad. And what is Nomad? Nomad is what? Like one below, like, the...


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[Assistant] See, I, so, I, I started off at home, and again, like, I was careless, uhm, at home, when I was just recording an alone session by myself, like, let's see how far I can get.


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[Assistant] But I'll say this, I, and, and I'll probably cut together a little thing for our Patreon behind the scenes with my alone.


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[Assistant] Just, just my footage, cause I recorded it, I, I voiced over and everything. But I wanna try, like a very, like, not the maybe hardest, hardest mode, but I wanna try- Just Shy 1. Just Shy 1, alone, just me, and I'll record it, or I'll stream it, I don't care, but I-


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[Assistant] Yeah, I have found a new, I guess a rejuvenated addiction to Seven Days to Die.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I was just going to record at home. This is what I did. I was going to record to see if I can get to a horde night by myself. Nobody. Yeah. And, and just alone with thick 40.


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[Assistant] Oh, and uh, God of War just came out on PC, right? Yeah, it apparently did.


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[Assistant] Nice. Wow, I didn't, hm. Yea, I don't have friends. I don't have good friends.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I bet somebody from Microsoft went down to the bank and was like, yeah, I need a cashier's check for $70 billion. Like a purchase in a boat off somebody on Craigslist.


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[Assistant] Go for it. Go for it. I watched something interesting last night. Maybe you guys have seen it. Don't look up. Yeah, I saw that. Yeah.


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[Assistant] So, uh, I sent a picture to Duralius, got another air fryer, cause I basically live in two houses right now, so.


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[Assistant] So it's like, I don't know. Two bins. Yeah, it's two bins. But I've got a smaller one here at the house downstairs that me and my daughter named. I was like, we should name this thing.


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[Assistant] Pelotonians. Pelotonians. That's what I coin them, but it's the people with the Peloton bikes, and they're people in society that exist.


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[Assistant] Air fryer is much more affordable. And then the opposite side are, you know, the people who just go and buy air fryers and talk about air fryers all the time. Eventually, this is going to separate the entire world.


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[Assistant] If you do, now, if you do the rowing thing where you're in Lake Erie on the screen, uh, you'll actually contract hepatitis C. Yeah, I love that. I love that.


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[Assistant] Well, they have trainers, so. No, I get it. No, I get it. Some people need that. Some people can't just go to a gym and work out. They, they, they need that somebody pushing them. No, I get that. I don't know.


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[Assistant] But I'm sure that they update stuff a lot because like I hear about, oh I love this trainer. This so and so trainer. I don't have a peloton, I don't plan on getting a peloton. I did have a thought about converting my garage into like a full blown gym because


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[Assistant] I don't, I don't, I don't want to get COVID, man. I mean, I already have COVID right now. But I don't want to, yeah, this is the first time that I've got COVID. Um, had, had like a fever for two days and I lost my smell and taste today, but I'm fine. So wait, have we all had it now?


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[Assistant] Yeah, didn't Anthony lose weight doing that? Yeah, I think so.


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[Assistant] Yeah, 60% of your immune systems in your stomach.


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[Assistant] So yeaah. So if you want, if you want to affect your immune system, you got, you definitely have to eat the right things.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you would think. And also prison was on the horizon.


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[Assistant] The whole, uh, your process and, because yeaah, all those little things. Like, look at Ranch Sim, we're creating drama in that. You've got plenty of drama that already exists in Green Hell and Long Dark. It is drama.


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[Assistant] You had fun? Yeah. You guys played for a while. Mhm. And, uh, so GTA, that came up.


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[Assistant] It's a hard thing to gauge, like, I saw a bunch of the comments, people just elated that a GTA popped out, but at the same time you look at comments on Long Dark and people were really, really happy with that. Because there was a nice switch up on the channel, so it's like, how do you gauge it? Apparently you know how.


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[Assistant] I hear you on that. Alright. So there you go people.


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[Assistant] Right down to the transparent face buttons and it's visually distinctive floating appearance. Just plug in your iPhone to the backbone and enjoy console quality controls as you play console games via remote play or cloud streaming services and app store games. I actually just went to a friend of mine's bar up the street. It was sitting out back.


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[Assistant] Played Elden Ring, which I don't play much. I sucked, but damn, it looked great. It played really great. And I'm a big fan of just the feel of it. The backbone feels, uh, well legit. It feels like a PS5 controller. It feels right. And that's a, that's a big deal if I'm playing out remotely somewhere. So I highly recommend the backbone.


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[Assistant] So are you expecting to just return it with how you got it, that amount of gas? I guess. Dirty, low amount of gas. Keep it dirty please.


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[Assistant] That was your best choice? No, I mean, that's what she wanted. She chose it. Yeah. Okay.


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[Assistant] Are they loud? I know what you're talking about. They're not loud, but the people that drive them, uhm, blast their music and since it's like a convertible essentially, I remember seeing, uh, when I went and saw, uhm, John Mayer years ago up there in Charlotte.


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[Assistant] And there were about 20 of them, like, driving around together, like a, almost like a gang kind of thing. Like they go out and just, you know, have a good time driving, but they're all playing different music. Oh, that's the worst. Yeah. They could at least synchronize. Holy shit.


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[Assistant] Cause it was a highly sought after spot in this league. Yeah, I won one year and I'm like, I'm good.


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[Assistant] Well that sounds lovely. I was in Florida the week prior. We went down to Miami Beach. If you're not a trust fund kid, don't go to Miami Beach.


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[Assistant] Shit, I mean, it's pretty, but like, holy shit, just for the sake of being expensive. I'm sure a lot of you out there know.


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[Assistant] Miami's expensive, I mean cities are expensive. We're used to like San Fran and LA and stuff like this, but this was different. Okay. Two waters, one, like remember, everything represented this. Two waters, an orange juice and a Red Bull is like 46 bucks once. Fuck you.


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[Assistant] Uh, the lady likes getting, uh, uh, when you smoke hookah. I like smoking hookah too. She really likes hookah. So we went to this hookah place. Usually up in New York, you get a hookah, like it's never gonna be over 40 or 60 if you get a hookah. This one 50. Like everything.


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[Assistant] It's insane. And you leave hungry. You leave hungry? Yeaah. We were sitting on the flight back, uhm, next to this guy who was a partner, co-, uh, he and his partner are buying a pizzeria down there. Little place, right down in the heart of it, not far from, like, the Versace mansion and all that shit.


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[Assistant] And they have to, he was a dummy, he's like, they have to charge, they know, eight dollars a slice, fifty dollars a pie. Wow. Yep. Like just to survive. Just to make rent. Yep. Yeah. I had a really good idea though for him. Cause they were, they were talking about like the


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[Assistant] What they were gonna call it and shit like that and I was giving all my pro advice, you know. But uhm, one thing I remembered that I loved as a kid was when my pizza had bubbles.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, all the cruise ships go out of there.


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[Assistant] But like I was looking at, it's gorgeous. For sure. But there's so many places just as gorgeous.


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[Assistant] The locals, they're gonna be fine. The inventor of Viagra, he's gonna, he's gonna make it. He's gonna be fine.


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[Assistant] JLo, she's gonna be alright. Yeah, but like just any tourists that come and they have that surprise, they're like holy shi-


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[Assistant] Yeaah. God, I'm a big fan of all-inclusive now.


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[Assistant] China just approved an inhalable, uhm, vaccine. Really? Mhm. Ooh, just like a


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[Assistant] You know something? Let's hope it's right. Yeah, if you're stranded out there, trying to survive. Can you find a pill? Can you find these fish tasting edibles?


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[Assistant] Wasn't it Naked Gun? When, uh, I think it was, uhm, the murderer, OJ? Wasn't he the one that was like, must kill the queen or something?


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[Assistant] But didn't they like a set, they were like almost using him like uh, like he was a remote control.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so where does that idea come from if you're to control people like, oh man, like, I mean, our guy, you know, that that's


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[Assistant] But the bulls are going after a particular individual.


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[Assistant] Now we're talking a whole different level of, uhm, oh, programming.


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[Assistant] I don't remember Elon talking about uhm, you know, his whole... Oh, the neural link. Well, that is, yea.


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[Assistant] For sure. And then, like, with, uh, it's benefits, potential benefits, goals with like Alzheimer's and whatnot. Yeah. Fuck yeah.


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[Assistant] Update, uh, remember I did the roundhouse kick to my, uh, to my lady. Her face. She's doing good. It's healing really well.


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[Assistant] It was heel. It was heel. I was kidding. But it's like, she's just got that healing lump in her lip now, but from the front, it's like damn, my mouth heals fast. It's kind of amazing.


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[Assistant] You're cautious just doing anything. I'm like, I'm gonna hurt you again. Not this year.


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[Assistant] I did with my, uhm, spiky hair. I had some hair product in and just caught the right angle. This is like, that was over a decade ago. That was a long time ago. Maybe 12, 13, whatever.


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[Assistant] Spiked hair. And it cut right through it. And what'd she have to do? Man, I don't remember what she had to do. Cause y'all went to the doctor. Yeah, she dealt with it for weeks. That's a long hair. Oh yeah, that's a- Compared to like the mouth and all that stuff, like an eye getting jacked is not fun.


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[Assistant] Like, easy to pop out and sort of like, remember years ago when we had our Studio F place where we did some, like, training martial arts and all that stuff and I was on the phone.


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[Assistant] And it was dark in the whole like warehousy area and I went back and I just like plopped down on the mats that we would like train and fall on and stuff like that. And just beyond the mats that I didn't see was a weightlifting bench.


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[Assistant] And it was like, you know, the little bars that hold the bench press. Yeaah, the bench press. Yeaah, the thing that kind of a Y shaped, uh. Yeaah, the Y shaped thing. And my eye, like I hit right there, like I didn't even see it. It was like a black bench.


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[Assistant] And I like hit it so hard and it was like right, I think that was on the, it wasn't long after I got the.


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[Assistant] The uh, the injury on the other side of my eye. That was from somebody's knee, right? Yea, that was from the knee. I just talked about that. This was on the inside. So I cut it on the inside. But if it was like just a half inch over, goodbye eyeball. It would have gone into the socket.


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[Assistant] Like imagine the first time they've done it, that had to be like very scary.


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[Assistant] It comes out and it bulges. It's like, it's on the outside of the, ehh.


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[Assistant] Yes. I think it can. And I think you can still see, like you could be looking down. I think it's still all working.


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[Assistant] When the lip thing happened, my instinct, and I've been doing it for a long time, is like hydrogen peroxide. She didn't want any part of it.


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[Assistant] It's alright. Like, when I see those white bubbles, I'm just like, it makes me happy because I'm like, you're doing good things. But, uh, apparently the doctor the next day was like, yea, we don't do that anymore.


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[Assistant] Back when my tongue ring got infected, uhm, I'm not gonna lie, I was pierced when I was in the Marine Corps and I could've gotten in trouble. Uhm.


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[Assistant] All the way to both balls. And I was like, fuck, my, uh, superior was coming back. He was like on, on leave. I had like a week to heal where I was just kind of running this, uh,


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[Assistant] Kind of in charge, like nobody, I didn't have to check in with anyone. So I was rinsing a lot of hydrogen peroxide gargles.


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[Assistant] Yeah, until I, uh, the one day I was, uh, so if you get called for a board.


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[Assistant] Like you're going up and you're, uh, make sure your uniform's all pristine and stuff and you have to answer some questions. You're in front of your, some superiors, uhm, commanding officer, all that stuff and it's a promotion board. And I was like, shit, I gotta take this out for the board.


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[Assistant] That was when I met you, really. Yeah. Yep. Is it, is it Pierce now? No.


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[Assistant] Do you have a score? Yea, we would have seen that. You can probably see like a, I'm sure you can see like the mark where it went in from the bottom. But can you feel it? No. That's just so.


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[Assistant] I don't have that. The first time you randomly crunch a ball in your teeth is...


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[Assistant] It might be the time that you're like, well I'm not doing this anymore. It's a horrible thing. Crunch a ball.


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[Assistant] If you're, if you're attracted to someone and you're just trying to make small talk with your chip and those little thoughts sneak through, man, that's gonna suck.


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[Assistant] As you can get. Yeah. It is pure. Yeah. It is. It's pretty amazing. It's pure.


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[Assistant] They don't care. Some people next week will introduce someone new to their family.


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[Assistant] Well, it's the same mindset. I'm just saying, like, some people.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. They gotcha. Alright. You're easy bait.


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[Assistant] Fuck you guys! And then I walk out. You start your own channel. We see how that does. Call me when it- It's gonna be fine.


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[Assistant] Okay. This was the most fun I've had in a long time. Playing Rust? Yea.


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[Assistant] After some of our sessions, that stress lingered with me for a couple hours.


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[Assistant] Shit happens. The stakes are higher. And what's that hunt? Showdown? Yeah.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna bring this up right now because it seems like a good opportunity. Uh, we had talked about the new 7 Days to Die season.


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[Assistant] And about how I wanted to go the, I mean, we've talked about going the alone route, right? But I feel like, and this is, this is for you guys listening. I want to hear your opinions. I feel like we may have had a compromise. Neebs had some opinions, go figure. Uhm, teams of two.


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[Assistant] You guys out there, curious of what you think, us doing it completely alone and permadeath version. Teams of two, also permadeath. I mean those are the only two options I want.


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[Assistant] I can see them wanting to be on every platform to some degree anyway, with certain little shows.


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[Assistant] So we'll see what you guys think, you know, we put it out there. You let us know in the comments, please.


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[Assistant] I was so all about the alone thing. We were all on the fence. Niebs was like, eeeeh. Then I was like compromising with two. Apsro just says alone today. And now Niebs was like, ohhh. I don't like the team thing ever.


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[Assistant] We shall see. It's coming though. Apparently that's supposed to drop, uh, right around, right on Thanksgiving.


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[Assistant] Hey, I'm just saying there's a possibility of us crossing paths. It's a big map, we need resources somewhere, you know, things happen.


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[Assistant] That's alone but being hunted. They weren't crafting gyrocopters in that alone series. I know.


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[Assistant] Uh, no, but just a little bit harder through the normal week, and then, uhm.


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[Assistant] Well yeaah, but I'm saying up the difficulty a little bit through the week up until the horde and then we're gonna have more difficulty on horde night because we have, we're gonna have a couple of spectators.


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[Assistant] In alone, they can't loot a building and get like a gun. They have to have what they have off the bat. It's true.


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[Assistant] And I find that interesting. I think we're also gonna like approach it differently knowing that we're alone and like kind of do it like the show. Cause well, we can talk about families, we can go straight dramatic like the alone people.


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[Assistant] And you know what? The random gen is so much better in this update apparently.


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[Assistant] Okay, I mean maybe that's the way it's supposed to be. Absurd, I think you've probably played this alone as much as I have.


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[Assistant] You've played it alone, okay. I've never had an issue- Are you talking about solo seven days? I've played a lot of solos seven days. Right, there you have two. Okay, I've never had an issue surviving, like, the first day. You know what I mean? Well- It's really not as scary as-


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[Assistant] But even when that's happened, I've never died right away. You can die in the first day. You can, but if you're an idiot.


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[Assistant] But you're acting like we'd know where good spots would be, not knowing this random gen map.


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[Assistant] There's something about Ark that makes me not really give a shit about playing PvP.


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[Assistant] I don't know, just the way it plays. It doesn't make me as excited as Rust or even like a Seven Days office.


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[Assistant] A lot of my class, like a lot of them still hang out. They look great.


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[Assistant] They've got some obstacles to get through to get that out there, but it's, it looks pretty badass.


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[Assistant] How, how's the Tesla working? Oh, it's just the, it's the like what normally would be like your blinker. Like it's one of those things off the wheel. You just tap the right one down once and you're in drive.


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[Assistant] The version we have of that now is 3D printers, but we can just make cheap plastic shit.


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[Assistant] It's getting to be cold out. Yeah, I know, but for thinking about next season. You're just spawning next season. Nah, this is my choice. You spawn your rickshaw. Okay, where you gonna keep it? My, my wave runner. Out by the street?


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[Assistant] Yeah. At your apartment? Yeah, I am. Alright. Why is it, why are you so concerned about my waverunner, Ryan? I feel like your big brother sometimes. You're not. No.


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[Assistant] Oh, I was walking through Target, it was yesterday the day before, and just by habit, if I'm walking by, they're always just looking to that little display case, and I was like, oh, it's PlayStation 4.


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[Assistant] Dude, Christmas is so close. I know, it's almost Thanksgiving. It's fucking crazy.


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[Assistant] It's the same thing, the concert was at the homeless shelter.


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[Assistant] Crazy. Okay, but before we start. Yeah. Oh, you want to do this before? Yeah, I do. It's going to be quick, but Dralia's. Yeah. You know those videos where, you know, like, uh, it's the first time like someone hears, like they put a hearing aid in or like a baby or they hear their baby's heartbeat. Warms your heart. Warms your heart. Well.


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[Assistant] This is going to sound terrible, but, and I, I normally hate these things, but Brussels sprouts. Oh, I haven't tried those. Oh my God. So good. Yeah. I don't want to get into the recipe, but it's just awesome. And I did like some shrimp and then some chicken last night. It's so, put everything in the air for her. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I'm looking beyond Simon when I see Anthony online. Are you looking up air fryers Anthony?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I've written a musical called Fry Boys. It's on Broadway.


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[Assistant] Could you do me a favor? Could you bring in like a clip of your castle? I'd like to see it.


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[Assistant] It's probably one of the greatest honors that we probably have. Dude, it's beautiful.


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[Assistant] Let me find it. Pulling an air fryer recipe? No, no, uhm, you guys were talking about VR. Yeaah. I saw a pretty cool looking, uh, uhm, rhythm based western VR game.


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[Assistant] And he's, uh, no. Alright. Limbless. Yeah, homeless detective. Limbless. No, limbless.


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[Assistant] If you said that you did a task, you're like, oh, absolutely, look, look, see, I did the task and the taskbar didn't move.


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[Assistant] Very dera- deralious focused podcast because I came in hot with the air fryers. You did? No pun intended.


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[Assistant] Can I say that uhm, and I'll send you a picture of this Simon, one of my favorite gifts that I got is from


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[Assistant] You didn't get me nothing. Uh, no. My girlfriend got me a blanket, uhm, actually two blankets, uh, with my dog's faces on them.


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[Assistant] Hey Simon, here, pass this around and you can, here, there you go. Oh, look at that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I just stayed at the house in my neighborhood. We, uh, do an oyster roast. That's perfect, though. And, uhm... Air fryer? No.


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[Assistant] It's kind of fun, you don't have to be out at the, you know, amongst all the shit and riff raff out there at the mall.


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[Assistant] There is, there is nothing wor- well, I mean there's a lot of things worse, let's face it. But like when you do have that perfect shirter, something in it, and it's on its way out, you're like, son of a bitch, I wish I would have bought five of these. I can't find them anymore.


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[Assistant] He wasn't considering me, I wanted it to be super bright, super gaudy.


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[Assistant] I'm just gonna sit in the corner and shut up and just think. I'm gonna let that anal son of a bitch pick his way.


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[Assistant] So that shirt, like a basic shirt where nobody can see us, but yea, it's got the single pocket up top on one side. Why not both sides?


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[Assistant] I love how in the 80s, I think I got them from my older brothers or something, but somehow at one point I remember having like five or six different OP shirts, which is funny because it's like a surfing brand and we're landlocked Minnesota.


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[Assistant] Alright. Should we make a cookbook? We've talked about that.


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[Assistant] I'm with that. Yea, but I do have books though. I hate, like, uhm, leaving a phone open to cook. I do it all the time. But man, there's nothing like having that.


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[Assistant] Okay. So I'm back on this, all these things going to Thix place. Um, yeah. Cause there's steaks over there now. But remember.


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[Assistant] Don't handle it all. Alright, right. Cause you said you want to handle that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we really upped the podcast this week. I'm thinking of a very specific sort of sandwich.


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[Assistant] Yeah, there's bread. Is it peanut butter and jelly? Uh, but plus something. Pickle? No.


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[Assistant] I guess most people don't. You know what, I messed up. I messed up. Most people don't do jelly when they do the PB and banana.


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[Assistant] Because I think we talked about that, the old, damn, it was one of the coolest things we had in our house growing up. What you could, it was like this press that you put, I know I brought it up years ago, but you put Tootsie Rolls in it. And it had different molds. And the coolest mold, mold.


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[Assistant] Was, there were two for this one where you made both sides of a whistle. So you could make two Tootsie Rolls into a full whistle.


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[Assistant] Makes you think, doesn't it? You know what I couldn't get out of my head that I saw last night, and sorry to bring it up, but it's, you know, we talked about The Alone Show.


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[Assistant] But this one dude on a season I didn't watch and there was like this best of thing and he killed I think a musk ox, something. What the hell is a musk ox?


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[Assistant] Yes, but- Okay, gotcha, yeah. This dude was fucking crazy, he took-


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[Assistant] God watching the meat, it was disgusting. I'm sorry if you guys are like sensitive, but.


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[Assistant] He was like obviously going to use all of that fucking animal. He could, you know, and it was like fucking freezing out and shit.


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[Assistant] He ate what was in the muskox's stomach. It was like a fucking salad.


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[Assistant] What he ate, what the thing was eaten, obviously it was like, you know, greens and shit. But then throw the stomach acid in there.


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[Assistant] Anyway, yeaah, sorry. I couldn't get the visual out soon.


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[Assistant] You can see them, but if your flashlight went directly on them.


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[Assistant] They'd sense that and go in. Really? So it's like you'd always have to move the flashlight and you'd see it kind of off on the side of your beam and then you'd go in so close.


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[Assistant] The night crawlers are big. Dude, it's like they feel like they can stretch to about a foot sometimes, but they're probably, I don't know.


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[Assistant] So that's like the cordyceps sort, the kind that gets in and fucks with their head and they know they're bringing it back. Yeah. I love fungi, how they, their defense mechanisms and how they can control.


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[Assistant] Tell us. Don't keep us in suspense. Let's probably grab one of those YouTube's thing, huh?


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[Assistant] That's a beautiful VR, you kind of feel, I don't know. Yeaah, you're just that much more connected to the game.


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[Assistant] Of course. Have you played it? Yeah. I've, well I got like also like it's called uh, Dash Dash World. It's like a Mario Kart.


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[Assistant] Yeah, driving, flying, all the stuff.


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[Assistant] Why did we do that? It was part of our sound check. It was.


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[Assistant] Oh, I was talking, I had this idea, you know, cause we've, I love that we did the rust versus and then the seven days alone-ish. I like these competitive videos we're doing. Yep. Cause I get invested and want to win. I lose sleep at night thinking about it.


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[Assistant] No, I don't like brackets. Brackets are dumb. I love competitive stuff.


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[Assistant] A lot of times we don't do, uh, PvP because we only play once a week. But if it's just us, you're not gonna come back a week later and your base is destroyed and all that. Agreed. That's, maybe that's what you're thinking. That might have been it. Anyway, uh, I was thinking like, what about a manhunt?


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[Assistant] So say, my, my example was Ark. So we play Ark, and one of us is the prey, and the other four are the hunters. And the hunters can die as many times as they want, but they gotta kill the prey guy once. So let's say I'm being hunted by you four, and I get a head start. Maybe I get a couple days or an episode or two to prep.


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[Assistant] Episode's over, season's over. But, and it doesn't just have to be art, but I love art, and I know you guys are kinda, need a break. But, I think that would be a fun angle, and you'd even do different people. Okay, well, Kneebs lasted eight days.


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[Assistant] When I die, it's over. That was the whole objective, to track down the...


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[Assistant] So it's a survival game for you. A manhunt. It's a manhunt, but then... The rest of the four you still have to watch your back and I can eat my T-Rex's and find me and, you know, if I build a base you gotta, you know.


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[Assistant] But this would be the whole team against one person, one person gets a bit of a head start and maybe a little bit of an advantage. And it's just manhood.


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[Assistant] No, I'm just, I'm just, cuz I know, App Store's like,


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[Assistant] It could be two episodes, it could be eight.


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[Assistant] I really do. I do too. Something to think about. Sleep on it.


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[Assistant] I mean, if somebody wants to, you know, see me, they should say, hey, I'm coming over. Why is it dead? I don't know. It didn't work. And I'm like, you know what? I kind of like that. Cause now I don't get people ringing my doorbell.


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[Assistant] Pest control and all kinds of stuff. Solid panels. Under the name of Jesus.


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[Assistant] Hey, speaking of cartoons and stuff, Boss Baby 2. Better than one.


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[Assistant] I was on a plane. He said it was good. I didn't watch one, he said watch two. I started watching two. I started nodding off. I think part of it was the girl.


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[Assistant] For video, I mean, for playing, sure, but for making videos. Just to check out. Just checking out, yea.


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[Assistant] And listen, my inspection's coming up. Which I don't have to do anymore.


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[Assistant] Man, there's nothing better than, I love camping and hearing bugs, wind, the lake.


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[Assistant] Wow, I wanna hear the real one now, it's out of question. Hold up, let's see. It's like a beagle. I wanna hear that cardinal too though.


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[Assistant] No, we got distracted by peacock. No, no, no. You were doing that and I was filling gaps. He was.


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[Assistant] I remember, don't forget to hit that subscribe button. Hit that bell. My first night. Did it. Smack that fucking bell, we're doing it. First night, cause I moved to Australia years ago. First night I slept there.


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[Assistant] In the morning, I had these crazy dreams about monkeys. I was like in a city and they were like attacking the city and just going crazy. It was like, those dreams just last forever. Uh huh. And then when I wake up,


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[Assistant] I'm hearing monkeys outside, but they weren't monkeys. They were kookaburras. These birds were infiltrating my dream.


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[Assistant] Here, I'll solve it right now. Everybody got a pencil? Yea. So they measure your brain waves, and they have you look at stuff, and they record those waves. They might start off with a color. You're looking at all red, record that, figure out some sort of a pixel message sequence.


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[Assistant] I had one, I wouldn't call it a full-on lucid dream the other day though, but uh, you had some crap that like went wrong and you're like, oh no, this sucks. Whatever, an injury or something broke, I don't know. But then your brain goes, wait, is this real?


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[Assistant] You're like, nah, I think I'm dreaming. Screw it. You're not worried about it anymore.


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[Assistant] Have you ever met a smart boxer? Look at him. Okay. He retrieved me a beer.


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[Assistant] I didn't like anything too loud. I'm gonna do a Neebs line of t-shirts. These are all designs that I come up with. They're gonna be minimal and elegant. And tiny.


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[Assistant] Let me bring this up again, and I told Anthony this at lunch. You take that movie, and like two other movies like it.


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[Assistant] I think I'm to the point where I can watch some series again. I don't usually- I did that a lot when I was a kid. I watched same stuff over and over. Yeah. And then I watched some stuff recently and I'm like, man, you know what? I forgot enough about this that I'm enjoying it again.


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[Assistant] It depends on your eyes. Like, I have a dominant eye, and the other one pretty much contributes to nothing. So, I can't see the 3D, now I'm just stuck wearing glasses for no reason.


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[Assistant] I saw this video talking about crows. You know, crows are real smart. And they were talking about like how to make friends with crows. What? I don't think like real good friends. Like that Rick and Morty episode? Uhm.


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[Assistant] Not as cool as that, but uh, they were saying like, because they recognize stuff. Yeah. They might see, okay, that guy lives in that house, he looks like that. And remember. Yeah, he always throws peanuts out. Yeah. Startin' to like this guy. Yeah. You know, stuff like that.