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[Assistant] Yeah. And so it's like Springfield was a bland. Are there even any indicators of what part of the country it is or is it just supposed to be just America?


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[Assistant] 67 different Springfields across the U.S.


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[Assistant] They know your travel patterns too, like I got in the car this morning.


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[Assistant] I got in the car, my phone pops up and says, it's this amount of time to where we are right now. It just knows I'm about to head there.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Cause I got a system down. She didn't know you could drag stuff at the bottom to keep down there. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Hyatt. Yeah. You know what's big? You save the parking location on Google maps. That'll come, that'll save your life.


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[Assistant] Save where you park. I did it this week. I got back from the airport. And I'm not kidding. I spent an hour and a half looking for my car in the garage.


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[Assistant] Really? Yeah. I was with Lucy and Joe Kelly who came with me and I, at a certain point I was like, y'all just go get an Uber.


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[Assistant] Cause I can't find the card. I walked around with my luggage for an hour and a half.


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[Assistant] And I finally, I just, I couldn't remember what level I stayed on, so I just had to just walk around the whole thing, just pressing the button. Up to my chin.


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[Assistant] I've always heard that too. If you hold the remote up to your chin, it will use your skull as an antenna to lengthen the signal.


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[Assistant] And I've seen it work. If you see your car at a distance, try it without it and it won't work and then hold it up to your chin and it will work.


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[Assistant] I don't know the science behind it that much, but hey, it's worth it. It's worth it. Save a little time.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but I'm saying I make sure every time I parked my car now, I'm gonna write down where I parked so I know.


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[Assistant] Well that's the thing, I have an Uber in tune from the airport.


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[Assistant] For years now. And I thought last week, I was like, I'm gone for two days. Let me just drive a car and park it and just see what that's like. And I love it in theory, but the one time I've done this.


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[Assistant] It's an hour and a half of me walking around. And then I dropped my bag. I was tired of carrying my luggage. So I just kind of sat him somewhere.


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[Assistant] And then I walked around, did another floor, couldn't find it. I went back and I saw...


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[Assistant] Somebody had called the police on my bags in the parking garage. Cause they were sitting.


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[Assistant] Now you think, let's say you get somebody's bag at the airport, you think you can construct what somebody looks like based on what's in their suitcase?


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[Assistant] I'm trying to think of just like information like that about somebody.


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[Assistant] If you step out to the grocery store or something, you don't need to have the smartphone with you. Right. Just take the flip phone. Just leave it at home.


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[Assistant] Is 9500 miles, 18 hours and 50 minutes. Wow.


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[Assistant] We got Singapore to New York. Number two is Singapore to Newark. Imagine leaving Singapore and then you end up in Newark.


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[Assistant] There's Houston to Sydney, 17 hours and 35 minutes on United.


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[Assistant] But that wasn't the question at all, was it? No, it wasn't. It was owls. Yeah. Yeah. Let's, I assume they can, they can do everything a chicken can do.


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[Assistant] Which can include, so it's, it's, it's, it's.


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[Assistant] Helping somebody for truly unselfish. I don't think it's impossible at all.


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[Assistant] You're doing it to get the person away from you or you're doing it to feel good or you're doing it for people to see you do it.


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[Assistant] Well that was an altruism then. You were doing it just to do it. You weren't doing it to help somebody.


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[Assistant] So this is just a question of like what, why do we really do what we do? Are we satisfying desires that we have? And then it's just like, can anything be, can you ever do something 100%


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[Assistant] Just for good and nothing to do with you with no self interest at all.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so you can just give blood just constantly. When do they tell you what your blood type is?


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[Assistant] Water feels like a waste too. Water is too easily accessible.


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[Assistant] Oil, ladies and gentlemen, oil. I can sell barrels of it.


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[Assistant] So what's interesting, Nate, is you're always gonna have to get food. So why don't you just get these condiments as you're getting the food?


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[Assistant] Regular mustard. Yea, I say regular mustard. Yellow mustard. You could do a mustard and a hot sauce. Oh, I'd do a honey mustard maybe. A hot sauce, there you go. Like a, like a hot lua, something like that.


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[Assistant] It's a barbecue sauce. Now they sell O'Charlie's honey mustard in jars.


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[Assistant] It says $10 million right now in your hand, but there's a catch.


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[Assistant] A snail is chasing you for the rest of your life, and if it touches you, you die a terrible death.


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[Assistant] The snail cannot be killed. It knows your location at all times. Its only purpose is to find you. Are you taking the $10 million? Nah.


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[Assistant] I just looked it up. It said a snail moves .03 miles per hour.


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[Assistant] Let's say it's continuously all day just moving at you. You could move to Murfreesboro from here and you would never see this thing. It would never make it there. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I just did the math. So it would take the snail to get to Nashville to Atlanta. It would take 344 days for the snail to get to Atlanta. Yeah. I honestly, I thought it would be, that's faster than I'd like.


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[Assistant] I think Vermont and New Hampshire, they're just each other flipped vertically.


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[Assistant] I think Texas is the clear number one, but if we're building a top five, you know.


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[Assistant] When he took the job as head coach, university, Illinois from Florida. And then the press conference, he said, I'm so excited to be here at the university of Illinois. I mean, I was day one. Yeah. It didn't last long. I mean, he got it. The opening press conference, he got it.


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[Assistant] I saw his, uh, childhood house. Oh yeah. I drove by there recently. Where is that? I was just there.


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[Assistant] Is someone lives there? I don't think so. I think it's like a museum now. But why was I here?


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[Assistant] I remember that. It was the tallest in the United States after 9-11, right? It became the tallest.


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[Assistant] We're still just ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. You're like, golly, I'm up here. I'm scared of heights.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Cause Sears went bankrupt, right? They don't get to keep the tower.


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[Assistant] All I know is every show, like, what's the guy's name that you're friends with now? Robert Irvine. Every time these guys go into a restaurant, they always say you need to shorten this menu. I don't know if we're friends.


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[Assistant] Tweet at each other occasionally. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's fun.


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[Assistant] Gordon Ramsey, Kitchen Nightmares. He goes, you gotta tighten this menu up. I'm trying to


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[Assistant] There's no drive-thru with the Cheesecake Factory. I'm talking about just convenience. So every day, if I had to go every day, I'd go, go through a drive-thru with a Panera. It's got breakfast food.


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[Assistant] I'm trying to think about it in its totality. I'm trying to think about the reality of doing this every day.


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[Assistant] They have Asian dishes and so I gotta call in my order and then go pick it up. That's insane. Does price matter or is it just funded by the government?


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[Assistant] Can I go to any, so you can go to any Cheesecake Factory in the country? Yeaah. And I can go to any, there's way more Paneras, first of all, so your options are...


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[Assistant] Oh, but you're missing out on the macaroni and cheese bacon bacon burger from Cheesecake Factory.


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[Assistant] Oh, you can't eat breakfast here. I think, I think, can I be honest with you Nate? This is going to be great for you for about three years. Let me tell you something, four years from now, you're going to be like, God, I just love them. I just love some breakfast.


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[Assistant] Korean fried chicken. Try it. Oh some cauliflower too.


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[Assistant] Let's go up. So that's specialties. That's specialties. Let's go up to burgers. You got an impossible burger. That's pretty nice.


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[Assistant] That would mess me up after a week dude. Yeah. That's the glam burger. Take a shower. Okay. That's fair. That's fair. Breakfast. You got avocado toast. Uh, crispy crab. Dynamite shrimp. I do love.


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[Assistant] This is only a fraction of the menu, too. This is just what somebody uploaded. Oh, this isn't even the whole menu. I know, I know, I know. I'm just saying. Look, I'd never deny there are lots of options in Cheesecake. I think they have breakfast.


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[Assistant] If they had breakfast, would you do it? To me, it's, I don't want to have to, yeah, I think about it.


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[Assistant] But I don't have to sit down in the Cheesecake Factory for every meal the rest of my life.


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[Assistant] Good to go. Okay, but you have to go into the restaurant.


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[Assistant] Wire fraud, bribery, extortion and making false statements. Wow. Search eight years in prison. Wow. What does it mean commuted? They ended it.


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[Assistant] Wiping away this like, you can leave, but the conviction, I'm not going to overturn the conviction. So you're still a convicted felon, but you can get out of prison. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I couldn't get it. You're two hours from the world's largest golf tee. Where's, where's the catch up?


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[Assistant] Cat, oh, it's called cats up. Isn't that annoying? Hour and 15 minutes. I wouldn't go. Because it's spelled ketchup cats up. Why is it, why, who spells it?


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[Assistant] I disagree with this entry in Wikipedia. It says, Ketchup is the dominant term in American English and Canadian English, although Ketchup is commonly used in some southern U.S. states and Mexico. Yea, I don't know. I've never seen anybody in the South spell it Ketchup. No. Not a single person.


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[Assistant] I actually think there's more going on to his personality and his identity than his height, Nate.


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[Assistant] I actually think people are, I actually think people are well rounded. People can have multiple, multiple traits. You call them goose.


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[Assistant] This is from before 1937.


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[Assistant] Look, I called him goofy, but he was also known as the Alton Giant and the Giant of Illinois.


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[Assistant] Ten years old. He was, by the time of his high school graduation, he was eight foot four.


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[Assistant] Wow, which is pretty big. Had leg braces, little feeling in his legs and feet. I think he was probably in constant pain.


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[Assistant] So did his legs. He said he had great physical strength until the last few days of his life. So he was, you know, he was dangerous.


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[Assistant] Yeah, 10 to 11 was a big year for him. He grew 6 inches. Is that his biggest year? Gained 31 pounds.


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[Assistant] He only gained 3.1 inches in height, but he actually lost.


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[Assistant] British people usually use feet and inches. That's interesting to describe your height.


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[Assistant] I like that. Sorry to kill the bit with the truth.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's liquid and then it hardens. For sure. You have a 3D print.


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[Assistant] A bit of a stretch to call it something. I mean, it's just a burger you didn't close.


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[Assistant] Worcestershire. Yeah, common ingredients include eggs, stale beer. That's interesting. Butter, sharp cheddar cheese, Worcestershire sauce, flour.


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[Assistant] But we're so sorry. We are so busy. Let me tell you something. There's a lot you can say about me busy. I'm one. I'm busy.


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[Assistant] And there's a, you know, buying tickets can be, sometimes I buy tickets last minute. It's very time consuming and it's very complicated.


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[Assistant] I use Game Time. They have great deals on last minute tickets. It includes their best price guarantee. It's the fast and easy way to buy tickets for all the sports, music, comedy, and theater near you. We like the Game Time app because they make it so easy to see the seat news right there in the app. You know, you're buying tickets. You're going to be sitting in that seat.


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[Assistant] For hours, you want to make sure you have a good view of the field, a good view of the stage, this will allow you to do that. It is the place for last minute ticket deals.


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[Assistant] Which is pretty smart. And, this is even better, they guarantee that you will always get the best price. If you find tickets in the same section in row for less, game time will credit you 110% of the difference. That's great. You can make money if you find cheaper tickets, but let me tell you something, you won't.


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[Assistant] Snag the tickets without the stress with Game Time. Download the Game Time app, create an account, and use code NATE, that's N-A-T-E, for $20 off your first purchase. Terms apply. Again, create an account and redeem code NATE for $20 off.


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[Assistant] Download Game Time today. Last minute tickets. Lowest price.


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[Assistant] Guaranteed. Oh, that's good at the end. You really turned it up. Yeah, that felt nice. Yeah, that was good. Well, it helps when you believe in what you're selling. That's true. I'm a big fan of Game Time.


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[Assistant] They stopped making them in 2012. What? Oh, and then they resumed the next year. This is just like those, you're talking about these bands. They had a farewell tour. Nah, we're coming.


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[Assistant] I like it better than a cherry's flavor. Oh, cherries are the best. I love cherries. I don't like, cherries good, a cherry is good, but a cherry flavor is cough syrup. That's all it ever becomes.


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[Assistant] So that's Davidson? Yeah. So, so David, this is not an eyeball.


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[Assistant] So this is, this is, the whole city was, uh, used primarily wood, structured buildings at that time. They weren't using a lot of brick and steel and stuff.


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[Assistant] About 300,000 people in the city. So a third of the city became homeless.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I mean, it's been around for a while, but it took, but it wasn't, they weren't using it to build skyscrapers.


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[Assistant] The great Chicago fire theory. This is a book.


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[Assistant] Look at this. Obsessed, twisted maniac targets the city of Chicago for destruction in retribution for the burning of Atlanta ten years earlier during the Civil War. Oh, how about that? Look at that. How about that?


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[Assistant] Conspiracy theory about the cause of the Chicago fire was a meteor shower. So they think that's a conspiracy theory.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Good for you, man. And, but that- They board so early that they let them.


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[Assistant] Worcestershire. Worcestershire.


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[Assistant] Today's episode of the Nate Land podcast is brought to you by HelloFresh Helix and Rocket Money.


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[Assistant] Uh, hello folks and hey bear, welcome to the Nate-Lan podcast. I'm Nate Briggetti, Brian Bait-Terenweber, Dusty Slay, uh, and uh, and


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[Assistant] Did, uh, is vertigo you just feel like you can't stand?


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[Assistant] I would be, never in a million years would think that's where you would go for vertigo. Yeah. As a chiropractor. Like that's. Well. I mean that's unreal. They're the guys.


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[Assistant] Just a chiropractor or like does the world know like if you got vertigo go to a chiropractor?


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[Assistant] Well, uh, Jason Day had it, uh, as the golfer and, uh, he had to pull out of events and, uh, in a major championship. And it was, it was a crazy thing because it seems.


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[Assistant] It's like when you hear it, you're like, what? You were dizzy. Yeah. You're dizzy. You lose it. Like it's just, and, but it's, he couldn't, he was on the golf course. You have to sit down and he just, yeah. Yeah. It's crazy. I mean, that's like turf toe.


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[Assistant] Uh, not, it's not like turf, but it's kind of like when you hear athletes get turf toe and they can't play and you're like, your toe hurts. And then you're like, it's probably the worst thing you could, like you can't


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[Assistant] Oh yeah, it's nice and dry. Yeah, it was worth it. I just got a new phone. At least you, uh, brought a baby into this world. Uh, well, that's a thing. Like the baby just doesn't know it's dad was a mess the week it was born.


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[Assistant] Uh, that's awesome, man. Congratulations, dude. Did you say the name of the baby? Yeah, we went with Samuel.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that is good. I really like Samuel. Is that one of the names we had? No, we didn't talk about it at all.


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[Assistant] Sam seemed right. I really do like Sam Slay. That's a good name. It's a great name. I think so. I think it's going places.


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[Assistant] It's uh, yeaah, it's alarming. Duke can be alarming.


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[Assistant] When it's like dusty, it's like almost like it doesn't let up. Yes. You know, what's your daughter's name? Daisy. Daisy. Yeah. So dusty, Daisy, Duke. You're like Dusty, Hannah, Daisy, Duke. It would be like, someone's like, I don't, they might get vertigo. They're just like, oh. Yes.


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[Assistant] She's one of us. Sam, born from just a American family.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Was, does Daisy get any, like, cause her mom was still, uh, I don't know.


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[Assistant] That'd be interesting is like, does Daisy have to go through a lot more?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I got one too. Yeah. Well, I think you just travel more. It's like, it's, it's, uh.


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[Assistant] Uh, you didn't take planes back then. You had, it was, you had to call the airport. It was a whole thing. So it wasn't, now you can book one on your phone. I can book one in under a minute. You can book a flight. It's crazy. So like, it's just a lot more attainable than it was back then.


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[Assistant] Yeah, did you take it down? Yeah. Did you get any meal? What does that do?


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[Assistant] Is that what it is? Like you just say, it's just a gift card.


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[Assistant] You would like to get, you know that movie The Village? I watched that with, you know, M. Night, uh, Shyamalan. Uh, it's great. It is a good movie.


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[Assistant] You're just never gonna- I got another one I wanna talk about today. Okay. But it's, and it's not that, uh, but that's a, you would like to live in that, like it's a- I've never seen it, I don't think. But it's a village where it's like you want your world, you want like a town- It's a major spoiler. It's a major spoiler, by the way. It's almost like the Amish. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. That is a major spoiler?


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yeah, that's how they live. They live in a village. They're all like, but it's like, they help each other. It's like, you want, like, you're a person that likes that. Like you like, the mill train is part of that. Like, you know, everybody comes over. We all live and farm together.


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[Assistant] And you also put that pressure on your fans. That are just trying to enjoy your company. Just to go, will you also bring me food? Exactly. That's understandable.


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[Assistant] I know, but if they go, you're the only fence in the neighborhood, like you're...


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[Assistant] I've been to all your houses. It's painted all houses black. It's got that 5G on the outside of it. I looked up some 5G paint.


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[Assistant] Everything, uh, I'd imagine for Hannah, it's a, you're a lot. Yeah. And like everything's gonna be, we have a garden and then she's gotta be like,


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[Assistant] We also have copper wire coming out of our garden. Everything's going to be one extra thing. She gets a normal life but then also has to go, well, we also, you know.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. They say bless her heart. Yeaah. Yeaah. Exactly. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] So, yeaah. So I had, uh, I went and did, uh, uh, it was the pace car.


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[Assistant] Supposed to be driver. So when they, they asked me to do this, the pace car driver, uh, I was like, well, they're not going to let me drive. Like it, you know, you're like, it's 2023, like they're not letting people just drive the pace car in front of these cars that are worth millions of dollars. Uh, but you were, I was going to get to.


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[Assistant] Which is insane. And, uh, but, but you have to get certified, so they, like, you gotta, like, uh, 130, I'm supposed to get there, and I gotta go drive around the track a few times to, like,


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[Assistant] And then though, I mean, they're just right there, dude. Like it's, it's, and they're just so, it's loud and they're like, you get like a little sense of like what it would be out there. Just like, this is crazy, man. And, uh, it was a awesome, awesome, uh, experience and going to a live races.


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[Assistant] Really, really fun. Like going to NASCAR races, uh, it's, when you hear the cars start and they're going, it's just like, it's very like, man, this is exciting stuff.


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[Assistant] And then, uh, I met Delt Jr. That's awesome.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, yeaah, he was pumped about it.


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[Assistant] And so it was, uh, yeah, that was, that was crazy to get to do that. And the whole day was.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I would like to go to Bristol. Uh, it would be, uh,


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[Assistant] When we went to all the, all the kids, uh, cause my buddies went and then my parents and then, uh, so all the kids, uh, the girls picked Ross Chastain.


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[Assistant] You know, they don't know that he's a pole setter, but someone just goes, if he wins, he throws a watermelon on the ground. So then all the girls are like, well, that's our guy. And so.


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[Assistant] They're, they, they picked him to win. We got shirts, uh, with a watermelon on it and then he wins. And, uh, Justin Smith, our buddy, Justin Smith, his girlfriend, uh, is, they went to high school with him. Wow. And so it's, uh,


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[Assistant] So that's the, and then he throws it on the ground and he eats it. And he eats it like, he eats it like one thing of it where you're like, ah, that's for show. And then he picks up another part and eats again. You're like, I mean, this guy's eating this watermelon. Like he's like, he loves watermelon.


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[Assistant] We can afford now to just waste watermelon.


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[Assistant] Was awesome and we gotta go and Old Dominion was there and so, uh, I can see them. It's a band. But I do like them a lot.


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[Assistant] All the kids loved it. Some titans were there I saw. Yeaah, I didn't see them. I think I saw, now that I saw a picture of him, and then I saw that they were there, I was like, oh I might have seen him standing there at one point. I didn't realize who it was, but.


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[Assistant] Oh, you did? Yeah, I met him. Did he know Brian? Uh, I told him, like, I think he knew you, like he needed to know you knew.


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[Assistant] Uh, everything, but I like talked to him for a second. He was very nice. I don't know.


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[Assistant] Oh, Rick Bell. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cause he worked at, yeah, he was a professor at Kerr-Berlin University and my sister...


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[Assistant] When she went there for a second, she took a class with him and then her husband, uh, is works at that school. And so he was there when he first got hired. So we just, it knew a lot of the same people. And then, uh,


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[Assistant] Uh, super nice guy. Yeah, that's cool. And then, uh, yeah. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, there would be, uh, I don't know what there is to do. You know?


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[Assistant] Have we done the coin toss at a titans game or something like that? No, like being 12th man. 12th man would be cool. 12th man would be good. You rode out on the chariot, but. Yea.


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[Assistant] Being 12th man would be good. And then, uh.


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[Assistant] And that's why you stay at the 12th. So the, it's 11 football players on the field. So you're the 12th man. So you represent the crowd. Okay. It's like an honor.


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[Assistant] You go out there and you take a big sword and stab it in the ground. Everybody goes, yeah, it's fun. I like that. Yeah. It's very cool. And so yeah, to be 12th man.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, yeaah, I've never gotta do that. Leave Andy out. I like that. Uh, it gets hard when, like,


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[Assistant] Cause we tour when all this stuff is happening. So it's like, I'm just never here. Uh, so when you get asked to do stuff, you just are now busy. You could present at the NHL hockey awards.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I'm doing that tonight. Tonight I'm presenting at the NHL Hockey Awards. I believe it's on TNT.


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[Assistant] Uh, I actually have, uh, what I gotta say, and I'm gonna just do it. Cause this, cause it'll be out, I hope this comes out, tomorrow.


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[Assistant] It's probably live, right? Yeah, I think it airs tonight. Yeah. So I can read this now.


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[Assistant] What's up Nashville? I'm presenting the James Norris Memorial Trophy for Top Defenseman. Does that say that right? Defenseman. The first one.


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[Assistant] They wrote this joke and I think I read it quickly. I think I'm on board with this person who wrote this joke. I'm pretty impressed. Okay.


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[Assistant] Personally, I've never defended anything in my life, especially myself. If someone wanted to fight me on the ice, I'd pull my own jersey over my head to save time.


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[Assistant] And I'd never get in front of a 100mph shot, even if my wife was the goalie.


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[Assistant] I'd be hiding behind her like, you got the pads, babe. I'll be the big spoon. That's just me. So here are your finalists. It's pretty good. That's pretty good. It's not bad.


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[Assistant] Nated up a little bit. Yeah. And then, uh, turn for top defenseman. Uh, I've never defended anything in my life.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'd be like, just give me 10 minutes. You know, give me 10 minutes, you know what, I'll leave.


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[Assistant] I would, that's how terrifying hockey is. I would think anytime I got kicked out of the game, I would be like, alright. Like now, I would just be like, the relief. You know, just to be like, I don't gotta be out there the rest of the day? Alright, I'll take it.


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[Assistant] So I, yeaah, I might be, do I gotta say the whole, I guess I could, I might type it out. I'm presenting the, yeaah, personally I've never defended anything in my life. Uh, especially my wife.


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[Assistant] If someone would fight me on the ice, I'd pull my own jersey over my head. Uh, give right to the chase.


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[Assistant] If someone wanted to fight me on the ice, I'd cut right to the chase and pull my own jersey over my head.


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[Assistant] I'd really help you so I can get in the penalty box quicker where it's safe.


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[Assistant] See, I don't know if I've never defended anything in my life. That's the part I don't. But as it seems to go, I'm presenting the James Norris Memorial Trophy for Top Defenseman. I'm not a defenseman. Someone wanted to fight me on the ice. I had to pull my own jersey over my head and save time.


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[Assistant] That's like better, right? Yeah. A little right to it. I don't know if I like, if someone wanted to fight me on the ice, I would, uh, I'm with you. I would just not fight.


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[Assistant] I would ask them, if someone wanted to fight me on the ice, I would say, I do not want to fight.


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[Assistant] I would say that. That's funny, right? Just to say, I do not, he goes, let's fight. I go, I do not want to fight.


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[Assistant] Can you yell that, you know, in my mask? I just, I lifted it. I do not want to fight. No, thank you.


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[Assistant] And then the ref said, we got to go in the penalty box for five minutes. You go, I'll just do 10 minutes. I'll be honest with you, I'm fine with just leaving the game. I don't know how I made it this far.


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[Assistant] Uh, and being a goalie, you're like, are you out of your mind?


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[Assistant] Kale. It's C-A-L-E, but it's pronounced K-A-Y-L. Okay. Kale. Kale. Kale McCarr. Colorado. It sounds like they just.


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[Assistant] I'll be honest with you, I kinda hope Adam Fox wins. Him just going off the name.


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[Assistant] I hope they, they're all winners. Carlson, this is not that bad. Kale McCarr, Colorado Avalanche.


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[Assistant] Who's gonna win? Did I do it? Do you have the winner on that? No, I don't.


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[Assistant] Memorial trophy. Alright. It's exciting stuff, man. I'm a top for top, top defenseman. I've never been a defenseman for anything. I don't defend anything.


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[Assistant] If someone were to fight me on the ice, I would ask, why am I even on this ice? That's not that good, right?


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[Assistant] If someone wanted to fight me on the ice, I would say I do not want to fight. Especially on this ice.


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[Assistant] That's pretty good. Just be very direct with them. Yeah. I mean, those hockey fighters is like, what if they did that? Y'all just start fighting. Just what if someone goes, I would like, I don't think we, I don't want to fight. Anyhow, I'm not a defenseman of my own self.


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[Assistant] Yeah, because we'll just go to the penalty box. Couldn't, would love to. I go, how great is the penalty box? That's like, the penalty box has got to be just a nice relief. You've just been in a fight and you're just.


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[Assistant] They can't get the penalty box open and they go, you gotta just stay in there. And I go, all right, man, I'm so mad. And I go, I can't get in there. And then I would say, you know, I couldn't get back in.


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[Assistant] Uh, you go get, uh, get, go take a shower early. No one's in there. That's nice. Your shirt's already off. Sure. Yeah. They already yanked your jersey off. I think I'd want to start a fight.


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[Assistant] Once a jersey goes over your head, that's tough to- It's tough to come back from that. It's tough to come back from. You know, once someone gets a jersey over your head, it's, that's a tough one. That's, yeah, it's hard to get past that. Yeah. All right. All right. We'll see how it goes tonight.


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[Assistant] We, uh, we eat Hellfresh almost every night. I mean, uh, honestly, Laura makes all this. This is one of those, uh, ads that you get that you're like, that's what we're, that's what we do already.


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[Assistant] Uh, save money off your growing to-do list with the help of HelloFresh. HelloFresh is cheaper than grocery shopping and 25% cheaper than takeout. Uh, it's very easy. The app makes it so easy to quickly change your delivery day.


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[Assistant] So, uh, even like some of the meals is like we can, we can really eat one meal and like it's plenty of food and, uh.


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[Assistant] It's, uh, it's, I mean, Elvish is pretty crazy. It's like, I think that's what people are gonna...


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[Assistant] That's what, that's how the future is just, you know, the grocery store, it's kind of, it's kind of crazy that the grocery store is going to be just this.


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[Assistant] And you just go, but let me get a meal. I like all their meals. We eat them all the time. Go to HelloFresh.com slash NateLand16.


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[Assistant] And use code NATELAND16 for 16 free meals plus free shipping. That is HelloFresh.com slash NATELAND16 for 16 free meals plus free shipping. HelloFresh, America's number one meal kit.


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[Assistant] I wanted to, I, I put, I had notes in here for this podcast. Oh wow. Cause I wrote, uh, watched a movie last night. The Village. Now, everyone? Yeah, that was a different, that's a different thing. I don't know if y'all trying to say something or?


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah. Look, I'm just trying to bring some entertainment to this show.


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[Assistant] Podcast stuff, I put it in. Uh, what is, oh, I did a member guest this weekend too. Uh, so, uh.


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[Assistant] You did what? A member guest. So the course I'm a member at, uh, every, every like private course has a member guest tournament. So you, the member brings a guest and you play. And so we made it to, we finished second place overall first. So there's flights. So there's like, uh, you know, like.


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[Assistant] It's, I honestly, it's more nervous. I was more nervous here than I was Bridgestone. Really? I mean, yeah.


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[Assistant] I mean now, originally you're doing something I'm way more confident in, but it's, look at these carts, dude. You make these putts, these carts are everywhere and they're, and then of course it's just, you know, you're at a golf course, so these dudes are loaded. And they're just yelling, they're chirping, there's a lot of like, you know, I was like putting


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[Assistant] So I played Wyatt England, my buddy Wyatt. Wyatt played out of his mind. He's, uh, so he just really, he's the only reason we were even in this thing. Kind of bumped you there. And, oh, well he was pumped. And he, he did great. I had a great chip here. Uh, but Wyatt was the reason we.


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[Assistant] We're in play. And I mean, there's just carts, dude. I mean, there's...


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[Assistant] It would just be embarrassing to mess up.


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[Assistant] So we finished second place, uh, and it was, it was very fun. And it was a very, they, they do great. Member Guest are, I'm sure a lot of people that are golfers play in these. And I think, I mean, every course, the Member Guest is usually the funnest event, uh, and it's, uh,


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[Assistant] You know, it depends on where you're at. They can just be, I mean, they can get, you know, there's another course that Wyatt's a member of. They said they did one and there was just a big fight. Like, I mean, people, you know, it's like any of these dudes are just, they go out and just, the people that drink, they start early. And I mean, it's eight AM.


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[Assistant] It's, well, uh, it's, people like to play it, but a giant portion of it is the, is the drinking. And uh, so they're, they love it.


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[Assistant] Uh, like their wives know, like, it's member guest, you know, they make a big speech about it, I'm sure. It's member guest.


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[Assistant] You gotta, it's going to be, and they know they're going to get there at eight, seven AM and they're not going to leave till seven or eight PM. And then they're going to come home and you know, it's going to be a problem. Like they're, these dudes, it's just a bunch of old dudes that are getting after it. Uh.


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[Assistant] But they were, we loved it and everybody was super cool and, uh, it was super fun. And so, uh, we did get, so the movie I want to say, cause I know, I feel like I've talked a lot.


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[Assistant] Uh, so I watched, uh, uh, Vertical Limit. You ever seen Vertical Limit? No. Don't know it. Never heard of it. Uh, it's got, uh, those people in it. So Chris O'Donnell's in it, Bill Paxton's in it, uh, Robin Tooney. Like you know them all.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Yeaah. He's been in some stuff, Scott Glenn. He's not the ma- he's...


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[Assistant] He is a, he's one of the, I mean he's a somewhat main guy, Bill Paxton probably, and McPhil and Chris O'Donnell, and uh.


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[Assistant] Uh, it was like, there was just funny stuff in it, uh.


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[Assistant] Sure. And so, like, that's what, if you, if you, a movie or a TV show, like, if you go try to sell it to a network or somewhere, they're gonna be like, well, where's the conflict?


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[Assistant] Nothing but conflict. It's A, it starts with the hardest mountain ever to climb. So there's your first conflict. And then it's like the second, uh, and then the conflict after, it was like too much. So.


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[Assistant] To start the movie, uh, the, the girl, Chris O'Donnell and that Robin are, uh, Toonie are brother and sister. Their dad dies. And, uh, so their dad dies in a climbing accident with them. So there's your first conflict. Their dad's gone. So they're still in the climbing.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well, yeah, they're both into climbing. They don't talk that much. Robin has become the best female climber in the world.


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[Assistant] Chris O'Donnell is, I forget what he is, he's like a journalist. No, he's like a, he's, I don't know what he is. He's like a journalist or something like that. And, uh, but he's in still climbing. So then they randomly are at K2 at the same time. And so now they're there.


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[Assistant] She's the best in the world. Yeah, she's on the cover of Sports Illustrated. She was like doing all this stuff. So then they go, uh, they go down there and she's climbing Bill Paxton, who's a billionaire that wants to go up there. He wants to climb K2 and he wants to push it to, he doesn't care, he's going to get up to the mountain. Last time he tried, they, uh,


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[Assistant] No, the parallels are pretty, pretty obvious. Oh, it's crazy. Yeah. A billionaire who. Yeah, that is true. And it goes down. Yeah. I'd say with this, that with the Titanic stuff, I felt like there was a lot of jokes and stuff, but you're like, I didn't really love all the jokes. I hated the jokes.


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[Assistant] You're like the memes and stuff and you're like, it's as a society, you want to go, you know, dude, like.


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[Assistant] I mean, they had no idea. Like, what are these bad people? Like, everyone's like, happy.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's still like, you know, root for it, man. Like it's whatever, like it's, it's crazy. Uh. What do you think really happened to us? So.


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[Assistant] It's someone, it's, it's, I think, uh,


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[Assistant] I think everybody like takes, uh, like now with social media, weirdly enough, it's like,


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[Assistant] People take things very lightly, like they, like, and this is my back to be like how great life is right now, even though the terrible things. Everybody thinks like, well you can't die anymore.


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[Assistant] Like nothing's going to happen to you. Like life is amazing and like, and they almost, so they're like, yeah, we're just go down there and go see it. And you're like, Hey, it's a nature and everything's kind of like, yo, we're still like a problem. And if you go, I mean, once you go down to a certain level, like light is not down there.


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[Assistant] And then like you get so deep, it's like that submarine just goes and crumbles. And so then the guy that's making the submarine like seems like there was problems there. Like that guy's just trying to like.


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[Assistant] No, well, it's that, I mean, it's a billionaire. So, and his son, I mean, it costs like 150, 250 grand. 250,000.


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[Assistant] I saw one thing Mr. Beast said, he was asked to go on it.


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[Assistant] And then he didn't, but it's like, uh, yeah, I mean, luckily it's like.


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[Assistant] Not luckily, but like, that's something I would never be able to- you're in a-


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[Assistant] Just a tube. Size of a minivan. Almost smaller. Yeah. And you're just sitting in there and it's eight hours down. Yeah, I'm not into it. And like that would be.


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[Assistant] No, I couldn't handle it. Especially if they're giving it away. I would need, I don't know if I would enjoy like seeing the pictures of it. You're still seeing that Titanic through a window.


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[Assistant] What's the difference of me? I would be more interested to like, go down enough where you can't see sunlight.


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[Assistant] Like I think that would be kind of crazy. No, I know. Pretty easily. Well, I'm saying like there's stuff like that. I would be more interested in like just being like, let's go down to like whatever the safest areas. That's like no sunlight. And I don't know if I need to go down to the bottom of, you know, that stuff, but.


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[Assistant] Well, I'm just saying, if you're seeing it through a window and then like, you're just like, stuff could go wrong.


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[Assistant] Yeah, there is an ocean. Uh, say there's been like an ocean. You tell me. Well, if you've seen some of the great lakes, you're like, wow.


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[Assistant] Uh, so, I did not do it because of that, but, so I was watching Vertal Limit, like, uh,


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[Assistant] I'm guessing, I don't know if I'm going to ruin it, but this is a very old movie. This came out in 2000. Yeah, it's 2000 and it's like, I'm not, there's no, you know, this is not a. I've never even heard of this movie. Yeah, this is not a movie that you're like, it's not Sixth Sense.


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[Assistant] So he, so they go in, uh, right, so like, uh,


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[Assistant] The billionaire guy, the first time he took them up and then, so this billionaire guy goes up again and then that's when he gets him to be like,


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[Assistant] Chris, what I was like, my sister's up there, we need you to go help us climb because we gotta get there in 24 hours or they're gonna die because they've been, there's an avalanche and they got...


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[Assistant] I mean, just like conflict conflict, they goes, there's a storm and then they go, uh, all right.


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[Assistant] And then the other guy's like, I mean, it's a storm. Like it's like, it's just over.


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[Assistant] And then he talks him into it and then the girl that's the greatest climber ever is like, I'm sure it's fine. Like she doesn't, you know, her whole life is on a mountain.


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[Assistant] And you're on the craziest mountain ever, and that's like, the most known thing, that storms come. And so they go, they fight through it.


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[Assistant] If you're looking at this picture, a million back breaking falls. Those falls where you got a rope just tied around you. I mean, everybody.


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[Assistant] Fell like that three to four times. I mean, your back would be shattered.


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[Assistant] Uh, so ton of those falls, and then, uh,


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[Assistant] They go up, uh, they get, they get that helicopter, I mean they, everybody almost dies with that helicopter. Uh, there's a war going on between


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[Assistant] India and maybe Iran or something. Pakistan? Pakistan maybe.


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[Assistant] Yeah, the backdrop is just like there's a war going on between these countries. And then the, uh, I think the Indian dudes that were like.


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[Assistant] Ran the government, we're like, oh, well we have these like, uh.


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[Assistant] Explosives you can take and try to blow up the hole to get them out of the avalanche because they were buried underneath.


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[Assistant] Just on their own, like randomly, like, they drop, it's a big thing, then the avalanche comes. Uh, it, uh, I'm trailing off now.


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[Assistant] Oh, then when they're climbing the mountain, so they finally get that guy to go. That's the big climber with no toes. They get him to come climb.


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[Assistant] But they still have, uh, like they still gotta have like moments of like,


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[Assistant] You know, uh, two mile rock, just nothing beneath them. And, uh, Chris Adon's like,


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[Assistant] He's like, you know, like you need him. So then he agrees to keep climbing. So then there was that fight. Like it's crazy that Crystal Dawn's mind would even go to his sister.


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[Assistant] Dex, so when they're in there, Dexater is like this, whatever they take, Dexater helps them take a shot of Dexater, I guess it's like a steroid or something, and it helps them if you do it. And, uh, so not to give it all away, but that billionaire, Bill Paxton, he has Dexater, they're trapped.


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[Assistant] It's like a thing of steroid, I don't even know, but it's like you take it and it helps you stay alive. Uh, but he, it could not be real too.


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[Assistant] Uh, but he, one, there's three of them trapped. One guy's like, looks like he's dying. So then Bill Paxton's like, well, we don't need to give him the Dexter, he's gonna die. But the girl's like, no, we're going to give it to him. So they both take it. And then Bill Paxton ends up killing him.


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[Assistant] He got himself in the exact same situation, both time, got trapped, had a bunch of Dexatar and then just immediately was like, well, none of y'all can have it because you're basically dying. And then that, uh, and then the guy's wife was the, you know.


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[Assistant] And then, so that's, that's the movie. Did they make it to the top? I bet if people made it through that, that's pretty impressive.


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[Assistant] If people probably fast forwarded, as I was doing this, I was like, ah, this is not making sense.


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[Assistant] They got to them. They weren't getting to the top. They got to them. They reached their vertical limit.


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[Assistant] It's fun for me. I like it. Because you can't, because, well, it's when it comes out of nowhere. Yeah. And you're just like, I don't know if I like, I'm, I don't know how much I like it.


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[Assistant] That's a good one. It's like how you do it. I think that was special.


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[Assistant] Uh, I did full-time magic, and yelled at by Clown or two.


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[Assistant] That I say, but after that I was like, I don't, I didn't think I wanted to do it. Like it felt weird, but I think it'd have to be. It's like how, how it's done. It's, it's a tricky thing.


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[Assistant] It has to be done in a way where you almost don't even realize it was done. You didn't say hello world when he started your special? No.


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[Assistant] I did say the Tennessee Kid when I walked out. I go, I'm the Tennessee Kid. Uh, alright. Alright, look. I'm the Tennessee Kid.


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[Assistant] Uh, rest in peace, man. Yeaah. He was great.


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[Assistant] He did. Yeah. Oh, he did? Oh, that's tough. He's been in a lot of great movies. Paula 13.


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[Assistant] Maybe I need to watch a movie on the K2, those climbing. It is crazy. Have you seen the movie Cliffhanger?


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[Assistant] Uh, just at the moment, it was like, just like, uh, you know. The Alpinist on Netflix. You should watch that. It's great. Yeaah, I need to watch that.


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[Assistant] Alright, uh, Heath Everett. Hello folks and hey bear. 12 minutes in, it's clear this episode is going to be an all-timer. Buckethead has really brought his stage slash podcast persona to the next level. Fun time, gentlemen. Thanks for the laughs.


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[Assistant] It looks like he's got long hair like slash. But apparently very good. Yeah. Uh, Tyler Johnson in a span of 30 seconds, Nate asked where they run the Indianapolis 500 and said the races run through the city and said, nevermind. It's run on a square track. That is what keeps me coming back. Do a little.


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[Assistant] Circle of emotions there. Uh, Brandy Sheckles Coy. Brandy Sheckles Coy. It was PF Flyers in the Sandlot, Aaron.


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[Assistant] Maybe Brad Pitt wore chucks in Moneyball.


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[Assistant] We live in an industrial, industrialized nation. Good recovery. Yeah. And people read that book, read that book and went out to buy those five finger shoes, then injured themselves. And there was a class action lawsuit.


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[Assistant] If you're hanging out on the golf course all day, wear whatever you want, but if you're hitting the pavement, please have some cushion.


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[Assistant] Put a fire in. Oh, I think of the wooden Donkey Kong barrel. Oh yeaah.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeah, I mean, that's like one that you like, do they just switch it to barrel then just cause you're like, we're all doing that. Yeah. Look, that's just. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Is it, you see, if you buy, I've never heard that, that's unbelievable.


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[Assistant] No, I'm marveling at it. Take a submarine down. Sorry. Uh, Michael Caulfield. Michelle. Michelle Caulfield. My husband is a retired fire captain. I wish I let you stick with it. Yeah.


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[Assistant] My husband is a retired fire captain. All the guys in his city's department have a saying for calling out sick. Throw in a shoe.


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[Assistant] All the guys in his city's department have a saying for calling out sick, throwing a shoe.


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[Assistant] It originated from the fact that way back before motorized vehicles, fire engines,


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[Assistant] You didn't know the reason to throw in a shoe? You know this throw in a shoe saying? No, I didn't know. Oh, okay.


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[Assistant] I'm going to throw in a shoe next week. I don't know if I can, I can handle them, but not back to back. Not Will Barrow. And then you also know throwing a shoe. Throwing a shoe seems like more of a... I need one in between.


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[Assistant] Y'all probably never owned a donkey. All horses. Like, you know.


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[Assistant] Uh, get that mule off our yard, as you say, next to the sleigh family. Uh, Amanda Zierdierak. Zierdierak.


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[Assistant] They say all three names for serial killers as a courtesy for people who have the same name. I assume people appreciate it if their name is the same as the killer.


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[Assistant] Still probably awkward for you, for your neighbors who don't know your middle name. Excited to see you in Tampa in December and looking forward to Nate's interperation.


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[Assistant] Of how my name is pronounced because I can't even say it correctly. That's funny. Yeah. Intemperate. Why do you say that word?


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[Assistant] Yep, you know what it is Aaron. It's killing you inside.


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[Assistant] I'm loving the throwing of the tennis balls after the wedding. Weird family traditions are the best, and they seem so normal to you, but no one else gets it.


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[Assistant] That's my sister on the right. You want him to throw a tennis ball?


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[Assistant] And the way you would have a history like that, the way others have a history, what do you mean?


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[Assistant] Like a tradition like this is like, it seems like you're like an old saying, like the throwing a shoe is like that. Like it's going to be, you know, when people read the encyclopedia about the webers and it talks about your family, how dominant y'all were.


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[Assistant] Just on the, you know, came from a lot, big money. Right. Stuff like that. Even that basket looks fancy. Yeaah. And then they're gonna go, and then now we all throw tennis balls. And they go, how did that get started? And you go, wow.


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[Assistant] Cute, cute pal, Adam cute pal. Birdseed Baits is not wrong. It was tradition to throw rice at weddings, but there was an urban legend that would kill birds if they ate it.


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[Assistant] They changed it to bird seed in the eighties after the Connecticut band throwing rice at weddings. Do we know that's an urban legend?


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[Assistant] You never heard about the Rice or the AlkaSis? The AlkaSis was enough that it was like when you walked out to a beach, they were like just ahead.


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[Assistant] And at the end of it it says, I have not fed peanut butter to small birds. So he writes this thing and goes, do not give peanut butter to small birds. They can't swallow it and it will harm them. I have not fed peanut butter to small birds.


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[Assistant] No one at the end of it goes, by the way, I have not. Yeah. You shouldn't do it. Listen, I've seen this, but it did not come from my job. I did not do it. Uh. That's Greg Warren.


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[Assistant] Oh wow. Yeah. Oh that's nice. Yeah. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Josh Leuch, Leuch. I deliver for DoorDash. Late last year I delivered Chick-fil-A to Michael Jordan. Oh wow. He lives here in South Florida and he ordered two spicy chicken sandwiches and a waffle fry. The tip was not great, but it was pretty cool to see his house and the golf course that surrounds it. Mmm, that's nice.


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[Assistant] And then, so then what do you think he's gonna give, 20 bucks?


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[Assistant] I think, but Josh is saying, like, it was, you know, it's like, it is pretty cool to see that, like, you see the right things that you're like, yeah, the tip might be great, but like, you know, I delivered to Michael Jordan. Like that's, it's like, the story was worth it. You tell that story the rest of your life.


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[Assistant] Cause we would have asked about it. Cause everybody's gonna immediately say, what'd you get? He's like, he gave me two houses.


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[Assistant] Uh, I think a lot, like some people guys, I think you got tipped like you could end up being, when you're that, no, you have to tip more. If you're, you got to tip a hundred percent. I mean, I think.


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[Assistant] But it could, uh, you gotta tip, uh, a hundred percent of the, whatever your thing is. There's a point where you like, I think you probably just give out hundreds.


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[Assistant] No, because it would have been way more about the tip. Because when I worked Way to Tables, a girl did that about a Cubs player and she called in a radio. Like I saw people act like that.


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[Assistant] Famous people have to order Gordash. Yeah, yeah. Rich people. Yeah. Alright. So that's where it all came from. But eh, who knows?


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[Assistant] Sarah Taylor, Brian, I was at that event at the Music City Center. I felt terrible for you.


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[Assistant] They had you go on at the worst possible time. We couldn't hear you at all. We were all chatting with friends we had not seen in a year and all so confused. They should have had you go on during dinner. I am so, I am so sorry we felt terrible for you.


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[Assistant] I'm saying, I don't think you're in charge. I think you talk to the seniors.


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[Assistant] It is funny when you have to do a show and there's, and they're so far away from you. That is always like kind of crazy.


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[Assistant] This could be one where you go up there and you're like, I'm gonna sit down. So you, like, I'm not a pro sit down comic, like, unless you're...


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[Assistant] But like this one, you could be like, if you don't want to walk out to the thing, you could be like, I'm going to sit down because it's at least demanding something. I guess I kind of feel like, so you could maybe sit down and at least just be like, just sit down and just maybe just eat a meal.


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[Assistant] Yeah, like you're sitting down on a stool and I think that's like.


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[Assistant] I don't know, I'm just trying to throw out like an idea, like what you're just trying to eat. How long were you up there? 20 minutes.


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[Assistant] You know, one thing I was going to say, uh, about the, the member guest tournament, there's one, uh, supposedly there's, I just heard someone say there's an older dude there. And so he's watching. Like, you know, no one has to be out there. Like, it's like, it's not like it's our...


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[Assistant] He's not playing in it, he's not doing it, it's such a funny, like if you went to a movie.


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[Assistant] And just said, all right, let's wrap it up. And you go, what? You're not, you're the movies. I like that level of, uh, it's like we're enjoying our.


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[Assistant] He could not name his son Duke as we are banning, we are banned from naming our children after royal titles. So no Duke, Duchess, Prince, Princess, Queen, or King. However.


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[Assistant] I worked with a woman born in another country whose legal name is Queenie, but who went by Queen for short.


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[Assistant] And the name Kingsley is legal. And you can drop the sleigh and call yourself King.


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[Assistant] You can probably still switch it up, he's not probably, is he coming to a name yet?


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[Assistant] Uhm, you're throwing a lot on that kid. Yes, yes you are.


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[Assistant] But, I mean, there has to be these, like where they go, there was enough people that they go, alright.


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[Assistant] But if you, you would have names, they had names like, the Kings and stuff, they have names forever.


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[Assistant] There's no Brian in the Bible, dude. Can you imagine? We wouldn't be where we're at if Jesus had to go, what's your name? Brian? Can you imagine?


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[Assistant] Your name's Brian? Yea, from Lebanon. Dude, how was it the book of Brian?


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[Assistant] Uh, Brian. Yeah, that would be funny. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Aaron asked for it. So it doesn't be like Jesus. Is that what a lot of them did? That's what Peter did, right?


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[Assistant] I'll talk to him. He goes, I'll talk to him. I got it. He goes, they don't, he goes, they don't know the words. Uh, wheelbarrow, wheelbarrow, barrow.


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[Assistant] He goes, Hey, how you doing? Uh, can we get a will bearer? Barrow. I don't even say it. Barrow. Barrow. Barrow.


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[Assistant] Does it really or no? Let me guess what Brian means. Does it mean Brian? There's no meaning. There's no meaning. Where does the word Brian come from? It comes from Brian. It just says, you know him when you see it.


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[Assistant] Is it, is any name meaning anything bad? Like everybody's name is always like, high and noble, like, or it's all these things.


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[Assistant] They go, but don't worry. It's only if it's spelled B-R-A.


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[Assistant] Interesting. There you go. You got some, uh, some stick out. Yep. Uh, Pilots, that's, that's tough. That's a good name. That would have been a good name. Yeah. I bet Pilot would be popular. You don't know about any Pilots.


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[Assistant] Yeah, punches was like, that sounds like it's backwards. Pilot, I guess that could be a good first name. Pilot? Yeah.


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[Assistant] But you're not junior. Correct. Your dad could be whatever. Yeah. And then. Yeah. Oh wow. That feels weird. It does. I like that though. I know, but it feels like, I mean, you just took over the, like the, the grandfather knew.


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[Assistant] Well, who knows? That's just, somebody said that to us once. Well, Aaron and them folk tennis balls to each other. So, I take it all with a grain of salt, you know.


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[Assistant] One comes to that, and the other one, and the other, that's like the second one. He calls them.


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[Assistant] The dance, I imagine a girl's name, I don't know, but, uh.


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[Assistant] And like, yeah, but they, would they call you just bear?


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[Assistant] Oh, so then you would change it to like, you know, hill bear. Or big bear. Big bear, mountain bear. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Because my name is Sitting Bull, why would we go, just go to something else because I don't like, like what, it's just where the fight's gonna be. Standing Rock, you guys, I know but it's like so close.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but it's, but like they, they do that to be like, we gotta, we got too many Johns. All right. John Johnson. Let's go. What's next? You're John, you're John's son too? Yeah. John Johnson. And then they just give everybody the exact same names again.


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[Assistant] Imagine picking your own last night, like when, you know.


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[Assistant] But it changes over time, like our name is spelled with a P.


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[Assistant] At one point, P-A-A-R-G. That's pargetsy? Yeah. Pargetsy, I think. Z-I. It's been spelled a few different ways. Okay. And you just stuck with this one. I mean, that's one we're at now. So. Could change though. Could change. Harper could take it a different direction. She could do her own thing.


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[Assistant] So well, I mean, she's, but I mean, she, if she gets married, then she'll, won't have the name. She'll keep it. She'll keep her. It'll be up to her. I'm going to have her keep it. By then it might be keep, might be doing that. That'd be nice.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you're like, oh, maybe that's that family. Other side of the, Tim, other side of the track.


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[Assistant] Who is, there's green? Green's a common name. Yeah. Seth Green. Mo Green. And then let's see. Mean Joe Green. Yeah. Is there a red or no? I don't know. No one had an eye color red.


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[Assistant] So we were already down the name path probably before orange really came around. Purple.


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[Assistant] I would have made fun of myself there, but I actually have a joke.


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[Assistant] So I had to switch it over to you.


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[Assistant] Well, that specific one was, I have a new idea. Yeah, but it's not, it wouldn't have been, it's not that, it's somewhat and, uh, I just couldn't make it about me because I got to protect the act. So took care, you know, went closest.


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[Assistant] Oh, that's why maybe you say it. It's a family trait.


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[Assistant] It's like perfect sense where it goes, your family went down to questioning a lot of things, not trusting the kingdom that you were under and, and then your family bought into it and, uh, it ended up in Notre Dame. So, uh, you're, you're both, it's make complete sense.


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[Assistant] That when you look now to go, yeah, you're barely hanging on and obviously thriving.


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[Assistant] You have copper under the ground. Uh, obviously, he flew a helicopter today.


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[Assistant] I wonder, so you slay, cause maybe you do come from money.


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[Assistant] There's a chance, and so yours was spelled S-L-E-I-G-H, like a sleigh, which I would


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[Assistant] Be like, wow, that's something that's fancy. So the sleigh family goes, something goes wrong, probably with the weaver family, the weaver family, probably like something happens, sleighs go down a path, end up kind of trailers and they go.


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[Assistant] And then here we are. But now, we're on the grind. We are the Slave Family.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you're a bouncer. Yeah, I stay in the air and I go, you're not allowed in. I like that.


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[Assistant] Like a defensive man. I am. So I was a defensive man. This trophy should be native to me. That's the spin.


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[Assistant] That's one of our main things was just going, you're not allowed into town. Who's the bar gate?


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[Assistant] What was it? The bar gate in the... Keeper of the gate. Keeper of the gate. Keeper of the bar gate.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'd imagine the, uh, the nice houses weren't by the gate of the town.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I've been given like, I mean, every doorbell knock on the gate to get a, I got it. My family's got to get up. Hello. And we got to meet them. Yeah. Well, what about Bates?


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[Assistant] Before Lebanon was made, dude. Wherever his family started was Lebanon.


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[Assistant] We got a little movement here, we got a guy here near the Davis County border.


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[Assistant] I think it's, uh, yes. Oh yeah, there it is. Oh yeah. Gwanson daughter. Oh geez.


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[Assistant] Okay, but you didn't, when you go to Wikipedia, the name and bold at the top.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but we're just doing her name. Yeah, but I thought we might, we're going to riff on it a little bit, right? I think we might, we might, but I think we, when we said the name.


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[Assistant] There is a three in there. There is. Why would you put a three in?


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[Assistant] A, uh, F. I'm scared to. Yeah. Probably a virus. Oh, it's an independent party. It's the independence party.


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[Assistant] You just go, just put the C, you know, you know what we're doing. So I guess it's their thing.


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[Assistant] Uhm, so they have the- I've been to Greenland. There was a lot. It was dark the whole time. Yeaah. Not a lot of green. It was all ice, but it was completely dark, because it was the whole time I was there 24 hours.


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[Assistant] Couldn't see anything. You walked around and you had to watch out for polar bears. Cause they're, to walk around at night. Wow. Mhm. Did you do shows there? Mhm. How'd they go?


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[Assistant] Uh, it was good. It was like a base up there and then, uh, it's a very important base.


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[Assistant] Like they're, they're your first line of defense of like if there's a nuclear attack or something like that. Like the first thing that... From Russia?


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[Assistant] Yeah. And, uh, it's, uh, yeah, but it's like, there's a, there's a thing. So, uh, my joke to him, I was like,


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[Assistant] You're like putting green and I'm like, what losers they got up here? And you're like, ah, it's the most important people. You're like, oh, okay. Sorry.


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[Assistant] How many people live in Iceland? Oh man.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Or Albert. Or Rob. Oh yeah. I wonder if that got confused. Burt Kreischer's name is Albert. Yeah, oh yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yeah, maybe that, that's like almost, uh, the, the lesson is don't, you don't actually, don't take too much. Don't overthink it. Don't overthink it. Yeah. Yeah. But you know, it's a different name.


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[Assistant] How about if your name that Peek-A-Boo, like look at where she ended up. I wonder if that stuff like does, you're just different. You're just cause your name's different. So you got to come at everything with like a little more. It's like my name's Peek-A-Boo. Oh, is it like, you're just going to.


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[Assistant] It's not your fault. Thank you. That last one I was like kinda...


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[Assistant] I did. I think I've just hit a time limit. I'm zoned out. No, but I'm back in it now.


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[Assistant] Devanshi Patel. She's a comic we started together. She's a writer now.


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[Assistant] Robertson County. Yep, that's right.


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[Assistant] Just, and like not even barely lose, just get, it wasn't a game. Yeah. I might've been at that game. I don't know. I remember watching it. I was at it. Yeah.


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[Assistant] After the game. Yeah. After the game is over. Oh, that's helpful. Yeah. They got the next game they got y'all can use, but every time we get two extra demo, they go, yeah, yeah.


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[Assistant] Uh, the most famous name on a XFL jersey. He hate me. He hate me. I went to college with him. I went to Western Kentucky with him. He hate me.


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[Assistant] Played at Western Kentucky when I was, by semester I was there. He went by that and then? No, he went by his real name. But he was a big star football player.


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[Assistant] It's pretty good. Everybody still knows it. I mean, it's, it's probably, it goes XFL and then he hate me.


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[Assistant] Are literally probably the two things. I mean they rock now. But it's like, that's how...


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[Assistant] That's it. Uh, uh, I don't know. I think we're here next week, so I'll be here next week. I'm kind of off right now. Australia, coming out there. So go check that out. And then all of September, going to Alaska State Fair, pumped about that. And then a bunch of other dates September.


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[Assistant] But just to let people know, also let the baby know, your dad works. Yeah, I'm a worker.


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[Assistant] Uh, alright, enjoy that. Happy 4th of July. Merry 4th of July. Uh, uh, as always, we love you. See you next time. Bye.


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[Assistant] What's up everybody today's episode of the Nate land podcast. Podcast is brought to you by Babel electric bikes, game time and rocket money.


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[Assistant] Hello folks and Hey bear. Welcome to the Nate land podcast. Uh, I'm Nate.


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[Assistant] Bates, Brian Bates, Aaron Webber, Jesse Slay. All right. Uh, I gave you two names. Yeah. Yeah. Bates, Brian Bates. Bates, Brian Bates. Uh, welcome to the, welcome back to the show.


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[Assistant] We're in it. Off to the races. Off to the races. It's already started. It's good to see everybody, man.


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[Assistant] I know. It's a hot podcast. Yeah. Feels good. This is a, this is a good one. We had, uh, had a good weekend this weekend. It was very fun shows and I felt good with my hour. Uh, I don't know, but no, uh,


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[Assistant] Where was I? I was on, uh, just Richmond, Virginia last night. Greenville. Greenville. Uh, in Jacksonville. Yeah. Jacksonville, Greenville and West and, uh, Richmond, Virginia. They were just terrific shows and very fun. So this video, that video we posted, Eric, uh,


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[Assistant] I had him go out, I was like, just go do like one of those videos on your phone, like this, you know, this, make this line. I was like, just so we can post something to be like, thanks for coming out, you know, and he did it and he said it got, he came back and was like, oh, it was very uncomfortable for him.


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[Assistant] Cause he was like walking to the line, everybody kept looking at him. Yeah. And then I think someone that was kind of crazy on the street, uh, then started yelling at him and, uh, chased him. For filming him? No, not for filming him, just, just.


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[Assistant] Richmond was, uh, the theater there is beautiful. And, uh, I mean, the shows were, I mean, we did four o'clock and a seven, four o'clock Sunday was awesome.


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[Assistant] I mean, awesome. Four, four clocks are always like, they're good and people like them, but they, sometimes you can feel the energy be a little bit lower just cause it's four o'clock and it's, you know, it's not your typical.


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[Assistant] But they were, I mean, out of the gate, they were like, wow, this is, they were so great. Uh, Greenville was crazy as a big arena and then Jacksonville as well. I mean, they were all great. Just super fun.


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[Assistant] Uh, we sold those tickets twice. We had the ghosts sitting there and, uh, just real people. Uh, yeah, they were just so good. I like, uh, I had a good, I walked down that tunnel right there on the bottom. So that was kind of fun.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Royal rumble. Yeah, you get to walk down there and, uh. You have some fives along the way? No, no, you're blocked off. Oh, okay. Uh, I did when I walked out of the tunnel because they were, they could, uh.


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[Assistant] People could, when you walk, they see you like right when you walk by. So I did a couple like, you know, waving at people when I walked out. Uh, very, very, very nice people. I'm excited. Feel good about the hour. Had some new, had some, had some good stuff.


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[Assistant] Going to Zany's tonight. Oh yeah. Yeah. I mean, this comes out Wednesday, so. Are you doing a new material tonight?


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yeah. It was like one of those where you, I was like, I liked some stuff and then you're like, I need to go.


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[Assistant] I need to go say it. You know, and I'm, you know, even though I'm tired, like we, we don't go out till Friday. And so I was like, I need to go, I just need to get, I need to say it again. And like, you know, kind of feel like, feel it like on a shorter set stuff, kind of standalone. Let me just see where these jokes are really at.


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[Assistant] Uh, met Trevor Lawrence. Met Trevor Lawrence. What a wonderful person. Really? Oh yeaah. He's a nice guy. I love Trevor.


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[Assistant] Just the, just him and his wife, they've been together, they've known each other since they were five. Wow.


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[Assistant] He's just, I mean, he did, we hung out for probably two hours after the show. He just met everybody, he goes up and says, Hey, how you doing?


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[Assistant] Meet everybody. Just a wonderful, wonderful, really wonderful person. Like you, I, you root for him. I told the Jacksonville count out at the second night after we met him.


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[Assistant] Uh, I told him, I go, I met your boy Trevor Lawrence last night and everybody cheered and I was like, it's crazy. He was like talking to me and he was like, he goes, I just don't like this city, man. And I was like, what? And he goes, I just want, I like Tennessee a lot. And I was like, dude, I hear you, man.


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[Assistant] Uh, and then it was very, they all started laughing. Then they chanted do vol. That's what they chant. Vol. It's their county. I did not know that. It sounded like booing. I assumed it wasn't booing. I assumed it was something, but I didn't know what it was.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, I did not know that. And then we saw, uh, Derek Trucks and Susan Hadesky are, uh, me and Laura's old friends. And, uh, it was very fun to get to hang out with them and, uh, get to see them. And yeah, it was a fun, you know, those are all just, uh, just good dudes.


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[Assistant] It was a very normal Hank, like it was a lot of golfers too, like Augustine was down there. So then, uh, uh, he had some golfing buddies come and, uh, I played Sawgrass where I texted Jason Day, picture of him when he won at the players and then he won. I texted him Thursday.


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[Assistant] And cause I was in, cause they have pictures of the winners and they showed him and his daughter who was, you know.


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[Assistant] Yeah, who was a baby or she was two or something. And that's when he won there. And then, uh, and then look at this and then he goes and wins this weekend. That's awesome. I mean, I had as much to do with it as he did.


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[Assistant] There's just no way, there's no way I'm not that involved in his win.


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[Assistant] He's worked very, very hard to get back to that point. He's got a PGA championship coming up this week.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, yeaah, so if I met some, uh, I forgot the, uh,


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[Assistant] Uh, I, I got two drawings from some kids that was very sweet drawings and, uh, I let, they're on the bus. And then I, I also met some guys in Jacksonville. One guy gave me a challenge coin and I'll, I'll, I'll, it's on the bus and I'll bring it back in. It's the guy, I didn't really get to talk to the guy, uh, he gave it to me.


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[Assistant] Such a cool challenge coin. And then, uh- What do you mean a challenge coin? He chal- we fought.


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[Assistant] And, it's like those coins right there. Yeah, yeah. No, it's like, uh, it's the military. They give the challenge coins. So the, the thing behind it, what it used to mean was, I mean, it still means this, I think it's a token of appreciation to


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[Assistant] Now and like, so people handle them out as that. So when we, I did USO tours, you'd get a bunch of coins. Okay.


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[Assistant] But, uh, it's what you would do it is you would.


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[Assistant] If you were in the service and you had the coin in and you were getting a, you know, you had to bargain the beer and then you put your coin out. Well, if the other guy doesn't have his coin, then you, then he has to buy the round.


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[Assistant] But if he has this coin, I think then you have to buy the round. And so it's a child like to see are you, do you have your coin on you or not? And if someone pulls it out and that's like the, I think the history behind it. And then now it's like, uh, I think it's maybe it's still that, but it's also just a.


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[Assistant] I think it's a, uh, appreciation or like a, it's a very nice thing. So it's an honor to be given one. Yeah. Somebody. Yeah. Yeah. For sure. Yeah.


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[Assistant] He shotgunned a beer running from me and I go, and I had to buy it.


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[Assistant] He had the concession guy standing right next to him with that big tub. You're like, he's the one with the big coin. I go, all right. And then, but it was, he gave me one and I also got a hat, uh, from a guy in, uh,


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[Assistant] Maybe the Navy, I think the Navy, I gotta see it. I'll wear it one day. Uh, all this I left on the bus. I get off the bus, I forget everything. But it was, uh, very cool, cool stuff, uh, this weekend. Yeah, it was fun. Good deal. Had a good time. Alright. What did y'all do? Nothing.


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[Assistant] That is a wonderful feeling. Yeah. When you know I don't have to, cause then you get, you always have some stuff that you're just gonna like, I like doing this more than that. That's what I try to look at. You try to, this like my hour now, it's like I'm trying to be like,


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[Assistant] Putting the pressure on it to be like, all right, what do I, like I should be able to get into everything and be like, I can't wait to say this.


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[Assistant] It might be impossible just because you get them all together at different times. So, you know, this stuff I was like in, we had some new stuff I talked about in Richmond and.


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[Assistant] I did it at the beginning and I just liked the way I worded it all. And it was like, and it's new and it's, I'm trying to figure it out. So it's very exciting. So once I figured it out though, I mean, eventually that's, you're going to get like tired, you know, you'd be like, I'm kind of tired of it.


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[Assistant] How are they going to get, yeah, when Darun paid for it? I don't know.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that would be, that's like a dude walking up, you know.


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[Assistant] The ca- the cassowary. Some kids talk about the cassowary. The cassowary? I'm telling you what.


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[Assistant] I'm convinced it's pretty ferocious. It's awesome. I think it's awesome.


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[Assistant] Uh, it's, it's moving up. Hey cassowary. That doesn't flow as good as hey bear. Uh, let's start with some of you guys. Uh.


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[Assistant] First up, uh, Joey Duggan. Bron seems like he'd throw a knuckleball, possibly not on purpose.


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[Assistant] What if I tell you though that I have some news and I didn't mean it to be this?


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[Assistant] Yeah, oh, oh, so it's way different. You have the bigger day.


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[Assistant] That's not July 4th. No, that's not. You have July 4th.


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[Assistant] Honestly, I never in a million years would have done this. I just wouldn't have done it. But you did do it. Because we're going there with Harper's softball team. That's the only reason. And it was like, you know, I'm doing it to impress my own daughter. So that's why I'm doing it.


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[Assistant] I'll give you a lay of the land of how it goes. You have the bigger date.


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[Assistant] It's, uh, I don't know what to tell you.


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[Assistant] I don't want to do it. I mean, I do want to do it. I mean, I, I wanted, I've never thrown the first pitch out. I do want to do it. It is never in a million years. Take everything out of it. I'm doing it because Harper's team and I want to do it for that. That, that's so take, there's zero ego in this. It just, you know, I was even like, do I want to, maybe I don't do it, but.


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[Assistant] It's like, you know, it's hard to get to a sound, like I don't know when I can get to one and we're going and then you're like.


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[Assistant] But yeaah, yeaah, there we go, we're all doing it. You have the biggest, we, we agree none of us do July 4th. I'll need two years of practice. That's, that's his, that's, July 4th is the big, that's Debates Day. Yeaah. It's the day America was founded.


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[Assistant] And it was the day Brian Bates was founded on that mound.


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[Assistant] You could go so slow that a batter would be like, I can't hit it.


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[Assistant] Uh, no, I don't know if I was, by the way, like the best pitcher in baseball.


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[Assistant] Yeah, look at that. Sonny Gary, we got his jersey hanging up. He was on the podcast. Okay. Yeah. He was, I wanted him over you, but, uh, he pitches for the twins. Yeah. Sonny's the best. Uh, uh, Vandy, local Nashville, Smyrna. Yeah. Awesome.


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[Assistant] Yeah. We can maybe, maybe after podcast today, we can go through.


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[Assistant] Heather Bower, regarding Mr. Belding doing stand up, maybe breakfast needs to be in control of the computer and searching again.


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[Assistant] That's awesome. Uh, Derek Cochran. My nephew represented Dusty at his high school graduation.


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[Assistant] That's cool. Yeah. Yeah. I wish Dusty believed in that education.


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[Assistant] I mean, that's a super smart fan. He's got like a special thing. And that other person had his white, they might not even graduate.


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[Assistant] They might, that's like, they're like, we'll let you sit out there, but.


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[Assistant] You're not getting anything and then they go, we'll put a white hat on you.


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[Assistant] I know. What is your major? Marketing. Oh, that's like a weak major. Isn't it? You think that's weaker than a philosophy?


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[Assistant] Yeah, logically, I don't see how this would help me in anything. For philosophy?


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[Assistant] But who would go, all right, P P dash Q underline Q. Like, I mean, that's got a R and a triangle. Like what does that, what does the R mean?


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[Assistant] So it's saying, so R, like give me, like R is like.


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[Assistant] And then, and then when do you show this? Are you just talking R, B, C? Like, I mean.


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[Assistant] It's just, to me it feels, this is what I always, this is what I feel, I feel it is


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[Assistant] This is a lot. If you explain this dumb, it would make sense. But then they go, well, we're going to add some, they make it super hard by putting a triangle.


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[Assistant] What letter were you of the class? Were you like the C of the class? And then the R and the B were like, yeah, we got to deal with this.


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[Assistant] Let me see that example of form logic. It prevents all spiders have eight legs.


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[Assistant] So it's like just showing you like the logical thing that you would take from that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but statement, right. And just breaking it down to the math of that.


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[Assistant] So that you can- Why would you need math of it? So you can plug it in where? What are you plugging it in for? What do you mean? I don't know what the-


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[Assistant] Like alright, that's formal logic. If you told me that's the example of formal logic, that's the example of formal logic. I don't know what.


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[Assistant] Y is just a letter you're making up. Yeah, those are just very- It could be- Just like in math. It could be C. It could be anything. Yeah. Okay.


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[Assistant] So all spiders have eight legs is Y. And then B is black widows are a type of spider. So Y, B. And then C is black widows have eight legs.


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[Assistant] It's stuff, that's the stuff though I don't understand is like if it's


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[Assistant] Example form logic is explained in this like very simple way. Why does it get so complicated?


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[Assistant] But no, that's what I mean, like, if you do philosophy,


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[Assistant] What is, what job would you have if you were philosophy major?


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[Assistant] So philosophy is like learning how to debate. No.


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[Assistant] My brother and his ex-wife used to work at the Birmingham Zoo. The zoo had designated employees, had designated employees trained to use firearms in an emergency situation should any of the dangerous animals escape while people were at the zoo.


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[Assistant] There were only a few animals that were listed as shoot on sight, like the obvious bears, lions, but one of the list was the cassowary. Its claws looked like they came straight from a velociraptor in Jurassic Park. Thought this would be relevant to the animal fights.


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[Assistant] Letterman. It's on the Nate Land Podcast, I think.


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[Assistant] Like is, like reposted or something.


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[Assistant] But if you see Instagram and go to like the Nate Land podcast, you know, uh, he talked about how.


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[Assistant] Do they live in the same, same areas of wine?


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's near so they can get to each other. I think I'm saying that I have no zero idea if they do or not, but yeah, they live. Yeah. The casserole is going to be, it's going to be tough to beat.