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[Assistant] That is so false. If you look in my car, just go down to my car, there's empty water bottles, half bottles. I hydrate constantly.


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[Assistant] That's what I'm saying, like, you can't just get something for nothing, Josh. If we get this for you, you need to...


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[Assistant] Are you keeping kind of a food diary so that you can tell the doctor after I eat certain this and that?


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[Assistant] We stayed in Smashville. We did that Zanies together. That's right. We brought the Feef even that time. That was a few years ago.


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[Assistant] Don't we? You call yourself a pig caller.


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[Assistant] It's a little like the room 808 room 618 revelation. He told us one story and it actually was another story. Really interesting. Really interesting.


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[Assistant] I think she has to go potty. I gotta go potty too, cause I hydrate so much.


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[Assistant] Can I have my water? Well, uh, Schnitzel had to shit twice. That was an intense time for her. And no, please don't drink it all. That's just a sip for me. That is not just a sip for you. You're such a liar.


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[Assistant] She took two dumps in the grass. There's 40 of your sips left.


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[Assistant] I loved when he's like, you can't make it rain with double pipes, which is true. That's the whole essence of it. It's special. It's rare.


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[Assistant] No, I think we put a little order in your life. But when you leave, I fly off the rails too. You do? Not behaviorally, I just get really like, I don't know what to do right now.


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[Assistant] I just feel like you're, you're my, you know, you're, you're my left side. You're my other pair of, we share a pair of genes. It's like having...


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[Assistant] I'm gonna throw up. It smells like gyoza, like those Japanese dumplings we had. Babe!


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[Assistant] It's been really nice not traveling as much with the baby jeans. I, you know, I think it took that to make me slow down.


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[Assistant] Well I wouldn't eat plane, airplane salmon to save my life.


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[Assistant] Huh, I didn't, I did not understand. I heard something you feel me.


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[Assistant] That's a good number. What happened to those guys? Just doing the thang, stuff like that?


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[Assistant] The digital underground was way cleaner than 2Live Pro, right?


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[Assistant] Uhm, there's a video of his I watched on- Gag. YouTube, where he's like, These dog trainers, they got pictures of children hugging golden retrievers. Don't hug the dog!


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[Assistant] Just a reminder, guys, if you're forcing those double pipe classics, you can't make it rain. We learned that today.


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[Assistant] Climbing pylons can kill. Don't take a chance with electricity.


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[Assistant] I love that song, and you're right, we need to play that more.


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[Assistant] Hold on, use our Amazon banner. Please, please, please, please, when you do your shopping, go to yourmomshousepodcast.com.


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[Assistant] Tops and bottoms. I've seen my mom- They didn't like clothes? Her vagina, like, a ton of times. All the time.


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[Assistant] Naked, yes. She'd come out of the shower and she would be talking to me, like we'd get ready for, oh, and then my mom would like run through the house and go to the kitchen naked to grab something as she was coming out of the shower. It wasn't like we were nudists, but if somebody took a shower and then like had to grab something in another part of the house, they just crawled, you know, walked around. Okay. Well, you never saw anybody, Charo?


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[Assistant] I like that. Can I tell you, there's probably no worse premise for a talk show than eating as you're talking.


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[Assistant] What else do we talk about? The Americans, we got into that show.


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[Assistant] Well, cause they're supposed to be married partners, KGB partners and not be romantically linked, but they've been together for so long and they have two kids. So the story is like, do we become romantically involved? Do we trust each other?


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[Assistant] Can I tell you why no? Just imagine the chaos, like you know when you have movers?


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[Assistant] So speaking of Patreon, we're starting our Patreon page June 1st.


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[Assistant] We did, we answered personal questions, we answered questions about the show that you guys emailed in. So if you want to know some behind the scenes stuff, get on R.


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[Assistant] I love it. I love her so much. Can I say that I get super excited about colors too, like that? Like when I draw and stuff. Yeah. I love artwork like that.


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[Assistant] Now this is, okay, so we shot this. Is this the last time you wore that?


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[Assistant] We shot this like, right, right, like what, a month before we moved?


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[Assistant] I've aged a thousand years, but you look amazed. And this is nice, the collar, the cut, really nice.


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[Assistant] Can I tell you why? It's not nice because it's too shiny for camera. You look like you're about to hop on a motorcycle.


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[Assistant] Well, I'm sorry. Listen, we're going to have a, there's going to be a great resolution to your lost jacket. You'll see. Give it some time.


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[Assistant] But they like the thugs. The good girls like the thugs. And Toni is so disciplined and so, uh, straight. You know, she takes care of her kids.


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[Assistant] Yeah, in high school. Only in high school. I had a boyfriend that had a competition with his best friend to see how long they could go without showering. And that was the only extent of it.


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[Assistant] I'm just totally unrelated, but what kind of bear do you think you are?


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[Assistant] Grizzly or pandas. There's pandas too. Yeah, they're so cute.


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[Assistant] And then he was... It's evil that they chose a little girl to narrate. Wait, but we're not gonna see why Hitler's a good guy?


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[Assistant] Well, in Russia, I know they do it. Uh, yeaah. It's pretty prevalent because car of thievery is prevalent.


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[Assistant] You're right, it is like that, like the, they talk to gypsies and you can't understand


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[Assistant] A lot of that is how. A lot of that. Yea, but this guy is like a...


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[Assistant] So he's doing it with a British accent and then trying to do American on top of it. Yea, cause he's not fully going British.


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[Assistant] You know what he sounds like? He's palsy, like it's...


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[Assistant] An old too, very old for a special forces elite. Yeaah. I don't know, don't they force you to retire?


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[Assistant] You know what we should do? I wish we could do this is rent out a movie theater and do like a Rocky Horror picture show with Steven Seagal movies and have just mommies and we all watch it and make fun of it.


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[Assistant] Because if you're a hunter and a gatherer, you're sitting on rocks, you're squatting in river beds, stuff can crawl up there and lay eggs in your anus and that's why.


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[Assistant] Because if you trim it, then now it's stubbly and short and it's gonna itch and agitate your asshole even more.


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[Assistant] One tiny peener and he jizzes in your butthole.


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[Assistant] Listen to your dad tell the same story over and over.


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[Assistant] And he tells you the exact same way, exact same cadence, exact same words. Yep.


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[Assistant] And you gotta listen. But you gotta listen. You can't tune out the way you tuned me out. You gotta listen.


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[Assistant] Or you have to let your beard grow for a year.


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[Assistant] No trims. Nothing. Just let it grow. Let it get bushier. Let those flavors sink in. Let it get itchier. Let that top hair grow right into your mouth like it almost is right now.


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[Assistant] For one month, your full-time job is for one month, your dad. A year of the beard.


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[Assistant] Now think about it, it's gonna fuck up your relationship with me, cause I'm not gonna wanna kiss you. It's gonna fuck up your relationship with Ellis, he's not gonna wanna kiss you.


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[Assistant] Yeah, let's pick a mundane one. It's the same story. And he tells it to you like it's the first time for him.


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[Assistant] But I farted hard and I was alone and I was like, huh, like I, I startled a little bit because I'm like, it was too brisk and it felt like there was a poop at the end of it. And I just pooped later, but I did not shart. Thank you for your concern.


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[Assistant] And I think he was going through a rough time and he was sleeping on our couch and we lived next door to a 7-Eleven. And I would cook and offer him meals, you know, you want some dinner? Nope, I'm going to get my own thing. And then he would come back


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[Assistant] Two hot dogs and a thing of like blue or red Gatorade and that's all he ate for the entire time he lived on our couch.


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[Assistant] There it is, Hot Dogs and Gatorade. So good. So good.


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[Assistant] Is that every morning you're going to wake up and go, is today the day I have to shit my pants in public because of this, would you rather? So you're going to live in constant fear.


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[Assistant] Cause I have to, it's rules. No, the psychological torture of it.


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[Assistant] Now I know I look great when I go out on a date. Nobody can talk. I wear these when I'm going out, when I'm hanging out. It's just fun to smile again. Big smile confident.


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[Assistant] He found out that there was a hive of bees that was located there. He disturbed them.


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[Assistant] Uh, May 27th and 28th I'm at the La Jolla Comedy Store in La Jolla, California.


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[Assistant] Oh, also listen to that steep rooooow.


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[Assistant] No, I forgot. Wipes, jeans. You can buy it all on Amazon, but use our banner. Go to your momshousepodcast.com and click on the banner at the bottom of the homepage. Do your shopping as you normally would. This goes on YouTube, right? Blue banner. Oh, good. Okay. Yeah, please use our banner.


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[Assistant] I tell you, my cousin had a flipper tooth, and it was the grossest thing.


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[Assistant] They have an aversion to teeth in the South, so that would make sense.


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[Assistant] And he lost a lot of his teeth, so he had dentures for years, but then he had them replaced. Like, they could do it, he did it.


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[Assistant] We, I baked stuff, I cooked stuff. That was neat. You gave me a nice gift. Elgin's didn't get me shit. Our baby didn't buy me shit.


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[Assistant] What'd you tell him? What I did was I got this idea from a friend of mine, a mom friend. She went on a momcation. Real moms only.


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[Assistant] There were, there have been times where like I could only sleep for four hours or something and then I'd get to bed and you'd be ripping, snoring. And I was like, motherfucker, I want to kill myself. And then I'd just go sleep in the kids' room in the recliner, you know?


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[Assistant] Right, uhm, my favorite part of this call was that he dried the shit boxers over a lamp. Yeaah. So not only, so they're nice and toasty, but the smell. Is it cooking a little? It cooks it in the room, yeaah.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. An interesting fact of the Orlando airport story, I wasn't aware that he wore dirty pants on the flight.


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[Assistant] And we were all talking to these dad boners and we were like, hey, what's up with channel 69? And they're like, what?


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[Assistant] Remember too, on the cruise we went on, the last cruise, that, uh, they had pornography but it was too soft.


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[Assistant] She said different strokes, same pimps. Yeah. So there's, you know.


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[Assistant] Oh, I thought that's what she meant. You gotta keep them fed. Yeah. Yeah. Keep them happy and keep them.


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[Assistant] I wouldn't fuck with street walking. I would go to Vegas and I would do only like, Japanese businessmen and stuff. You can make it happen.


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[Assistant] I think in the, you would make a splash in the bear community, cause I know that a lot of bears, they send you fan mail like, oh you're so hot, you're so


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[Assistant] Oh good, you were in the same hotel room that I had turds on the ground.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, these are ridiculous. I mean, listen, who's watching these? It's old ladies.


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[Assistant] Uh, I like, uh, that was good. That was really good, Gene. That was fun.


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[Assistant] I want to thank you, uh, yesterday, uh, the kid took a dump in his diaper and you were like, I can't tell if this diaper's dirty. Can you smell it? And then you put it right up to my face and I took like a deep inhale. Like a soulful.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. We haven't given our reports on our show, so we finished House of Farts.


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[Assistant] Harrison Ford's a maze, by the way. He's a maze. I mean, for me, last night, that movie, he made that last film.


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[Assistant] We would watch a movie, we were talking about this last night, we would watch the movie scene at a time.


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[Assistant] He's too emo. He's like a hipster and he's like, dad, you don't know what I've been through, bro.


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[Assistant] As actors. And that's why, look man, I don't fucking act, I'm not a lead in films because I'm not, you should be extraordinary looking. Either look weird to the extent where your face is really interesting, like Steve Buscemi.


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[Assistant] But not like, oh, I want to watch. Like Leia, when Leia was young and hot, you were like, wow, look at Princess Leia. She's so beautiful. Harrison Ford, gorgeous. Mark Hamill, you know, handsome dude too.


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[Assistant] I mean, I thought it was killer, yea. Wow. Killer, killer.


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[Assistant] But imagine how hard it is to write that many episodes and make it interesting and keep people coming back. It's tough.


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[Assistant] Anyways, I'm glad we finished House of Farts. I'm so bummed that we have to find another series. Better Call Saul, we're still working through that. That's a great show. That is by far my favorite show on TV is Better Call Saul.


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[Assistant] Uh, that and then we, we discovered Shark Bytes, the new video game we've been playing, Shark Bytes.


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[Assistant] Are there, I'm sure there are serial killer games where you can murder people and eat them and stuff?


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[Assistant] You can stalk the woman and then cut her up and how do you hide the body and stuff like that. That's a fun game for you.


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[Assistant] June 1st. And I'm going to do one for That's Deep Row as well because I would love to be able to video record and have a producer on that show. So that would really help.


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[Assistant] See, now I look like a tough guy, like a hot redneck or a hockey player. And I can put on wigs, I have like six different wigs. And we can roleplay and have cool fantasies. Cool fantasies.


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[Assistant] Uhm, check it out guys. This episode of Your Mom's House is brought to you by the Burbank Comedy Festival. And luckily for you and for us, we are going to be there as well.


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[Assistant] The Burbank Comedy Festival takes place August 14th through 20th at Flapper's Comedy Club and Restaurant.


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[Assistant] Join us and Christopher Titus, Kate Flannery, Drew Lynch and about 250 new and emerging comedians from all over the world.


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[Assistant] After a full day of laughs, relax at one of 18 fantastic Burbank hotels, conveniently located just around the corner.


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[Assistant] We've always, as you guys know, gone to flappers and this is a good chance.


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[Assistant] AfterParty's live podcast, obviously, because Christina and I will be doing Your Mom's House podcast live Monday, August 15th. So please come and see us.


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[Assistant] We'll get the link up and it should be a packed house and a lot of fun. And we're excited, we're excited to be part of this.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's big news. Top Dog and Charo.


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[Assistant] First day, so the people know, you know, Los Angeles does have a lot of hills, you know, there's like, there's hills in different regions of the city. We live in a neighborhood that's built on a hillside and it is almost entirely


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[Assistant] I did one of those things, you remember how forever we didn't realize we could just put an extension cord so you could plug things on your side of the bed?


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[Assistant] And then I was in a mall like a month ago and I go, I'm gonna buy more chargers.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's uhm, yeah, that one is made by an outside.


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[Assistant] Why, it's your only grandson's baptism.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I just think that like in his case, he doesn't, he doesn't think in like the way


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[Assistant] To go like, just to think like that, to think.


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[Assistant] Scenarios like this? And then you get to the point where you're like, oh, it's okay that said person


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's the part. That's the thing that takes a long time. Forty years. I'm with you.


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[Assistant] Me too, I love doing the show. People ask me all the time, on the road, you know about-


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[Assistant] There's not really much of one. Well, there is an update. Uhm, I did always, you know, you don't want to have the doubts. So I went and I cleared the whole food allergy.


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[Assistant] Well, what happens, uhm, like you guys speak Spanish, and that's a masculine, feminine language.


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[Assistant] Well then we kind of figured out that you could like, instead of saying like, eya kire, you could say like, ze kire.


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[Assistant] I think he's actually been in there a few times, so now, it's more serious, you know. He was going for, what happens is, when you're a young man, you're like,


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[Assistant] And you think that can get girls? It doesn't get girls.


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[Assistant] They go, cause they're so overwhelmed with their sexual desires.


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[Assistant] Almost like a company party of some kind, right? It's like, it seems like it's a business related party.


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[Assistant] Uh, about being a ninja? And goes into full Asian mockery?


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[Assistant] And at this point, you're like, all right, she's singing this song and she's singing it kind of in her, what her voice would be. But then she definitely shifts gears.


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[Assistant] And then Curious Lady gets a little more curious.


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[Assistant] Did we read what he wrote? Or the email we got? Yeaah. We did?


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[Assistant] Uhm, but we just played a moment of it, you know, just to talk about it.


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[Assistant] You're just a better hoe than you are working on my wraps.


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[Assistant] And this is, this is uh, right, this is it there.


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[Assistant] I mean, first of all, I think he has a lot of good things to say. I like that he varies between you knows, you know what I mean, and he says, you know what I means, kind of, he really articulates it.


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[Assistant] Sometimes it's, you know what I mean? You know what I mean? But he goes, you know what I mean?


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[Assistant] Why can't I find, the whole reason I'm playing these is because I'm, I still am looking.


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[Assistant] For, uh, the ultimate, you know what I'm saying, I can't find it.


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[Assistant] That's probably 6 kilometers, south-south-east of Wales.


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[Assistant] Yeah, there was a Patreon episode where, and a lot of times we open, uhm, the P.O. Box gifts on Patreon episodes. Somebody sent this high-grade toilet paper from Japan.


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[Assistant] Uh, he's like, down. I heard him say down, and then the rest, I don't know.


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[Assistant] So these guys were blown away, because they were recording it.


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[Assistant] Actually, if Bill did a video of him saying, oh my fucking god, to fish for an hour, I'd buy it. Yea, I'd be like, this is pretty funny.


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[Assistant] I'm going to read you a couple of emails.


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[Assistant] It says on a backpacking trip a couple of friends and I all pooped in the same spot, then took turns shooting the pile with a .38.


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[Assistant] It was a community, an apartment complex that was surrounded by woods, you know, like brush. So it was real easy to, one of the backyards laid basically


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[Assistant] And then you just start telling people about it. Word will spread. And, and pretty soon you'll have mothers and fathers and neighbor kids.


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[Assistant] I would have an update by the way on the battle, but I think I have to, uh, at least, uh, regroup with Bertrand first and, and, and kind of share with him what's going on. You mean the numbers?


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[Assistant] Which team people are on? They're either on Team Bird or Team Tom.


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[Assistant] And if you're in team Burt, you're buying a Thomas fat shirt. And if you're on team Tom, you're buying a bird is fat shirt. And, uh, it's been, it's been an intense week. You know, there's a lot of back and forth. We put a lot of promos videos up.


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[Assistant] I know, but it was, he's, it's, it's pretty, still feels pretty one-sided to a large degree.


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[Assistant] And you're also going to draw in types that are like you. Mouth breathers. Of course.


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[Assistant] Is misinterpreted as being because of me.


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[Assistant] It was like week two of the bird is fat stuff. And I was like, it's like, you know, like we have these inside jokes and you're like, I'm not really going to do it. And you started to go, bird is still fat. And you started to tweet that and hashtag it. And you started to say it more.


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[Assistant] And I can't wait for Bert to really rap. I want him to fully get, at some point, that you're a driving force.


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[Assistant] You and I and his wife were like, hey Bert, why don't you close your mouth?


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[Assistant] It's because you know, there's something about, you know, he can take it.


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[Assistant] And you know he likes basically any type of attention. That's true.


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[Assistant] He actually, in all honesty, I don't, I really wouldn't know outside of those videos what the actual...


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[Assistant] Oh, how funny. He was really a great, great sport through this whole thing.


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[Assistant] I mean, my genes nowadays are the highest and tightest. Probably the best plus for being both a trans and a full on mommy. So don't feel obligated to call someone they because I mean, come on, it's a bit much. Thank you. Although I respect it because who am I to judge? Anyway, just my thought.


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[Assistant] And I was hurt. However, someone in the crowd yelled out, hydrate!


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[Assistant] Great show, Tom. Thank you very much. And thank you to everybody that came out to the American Comedy Company in San Diego in the Aslamp District. I had a great time.


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[Assistant] It just says there's a clip here and Tina takes microscopic sips of water.


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[Assistant] Someone accused me of being the alone champion.


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[Assistant] Babe, you're always telling me you're telling me that you feel like it doesn't even matter to me if I'm with anybody ever and that you want company.


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[Assistant] Stick your tongue in my asshole. Stick your tongue in my asshole.


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[Assistant] Hey, thank, like for real, thank you for having me. I, I am, I recognize Lucy from so many hours and years spent on GameSpot, and I also, like,


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[Assistant] Pretty regularly, not even just saying this to, you know, get brownie points, but not watching every skill up video, but definitely the, uh,


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[Assistant] Weekly, I don't even know what you exactly call them, but like that has, that's become my like news source for anything gaming. And so, cause I used to browse like our games a lot or look on different sites, but I feel like that would just lead to me reading a bunch of other shit and a lot of really awful opinions and stuff. So it's like,


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[Assistant] You just get my awful, no you get my awful opinion, let's see, just down to one awful opinion, you know? Yeah, yeah, no, but it's, it's awesome to be on here, I really appreciate it. It's, it's crazy life, it's a crazy world we live in.


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[Assistant] It means a lot whenever, uh, I mean, it means a lot when anyone pays any sort of attention. I mean, you guys know, you make stuff on the internet, like you're just, you can appreciate that like a hundred people see your video, let alone like a hundred thousand or whatever. So the fact that anyone ever hears any sort of music, but I think the,


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[Assistant] The times when people don't really connect the dots or the few times people have been like, Oh, I really love your music. But then I found out you do videos. It's like, no, that's like the nicest thing you could say that had this natural life of its own because I, I mean, I have been, uh,


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[Assistant] Like specifically a drummer and like jazz band and stuff, like I've been a musician long before I was ever a YouTuber and I was like learning production and doing all this stuff like years before I ever even learned how to open, uh,


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[Assistant] Not ever, not, not at any point. Uhm, but uh, you know, it's been really, I'm really grateful that I think there's a lot of


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[Assistant] Situations where, or a lot of like alternate realities where I did the YouTube thing and I had the gaming stuff and then when I put that first bit of music out there that it was like dookie ass, no one liked it, no one connected with it.


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[Assistant] Fortunately there seems to be a considerable overlap of people that like, it's obviously not the same as like all the gaming stuff, but the fact that there's any audience that is not only interested but has been consistently interested and then that has kind of taken on its own thing, it's...


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[Assistant] It means a lot because like, I think in my mind, I still think of myself as like a drummer before anything else, which it's so weird.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, it's weird how your brain does that almost like a kid, but it's like, you know, there's a fucking like Drew Gooden gave me that little figure on a ball. There's like subscriber plaques like for by all intents and purposes, like, okay, I am a YouTuber. I have been one for like eight years, but for whatever reason in my brain, I'm like still just kind of fucking around. How do you balance


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[Assistant] I mean, for the most part, they're all just kind of mixed together. Like, I try to just work on stuff in some capacity every day. I mean, obviously one will override the other, that like, I think I do really well with deadlines to actually get me to like, wrap things up. So usually it'll be like, okay, I'm


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[Assistant] Working on kind of everything, but I know I need to get this one thing done by the end of the month, so I'm fully working on this. Uhm, so, yeaah, I don't know. They're both like pretty...


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[Assistant] Constant, but I think especially after I finished Romcom, that album, I was like, okay, I am like wiped out by this whole process. Like, cause I did everything myself and I was like,


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[Assistant] Like, by my choice, I'm not like complaining. I was the one that was like, I wanna do it all by myself. Uhm, but I took a pretty long break from making anything, but I mean, not the case right now, fortunate to say. Uhm, but,


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't know, I guess there's not really a simple answer other than just like, I am just kind of juggling both all the time and I try to set structured time of like, okay, I'm gonna go to the rehearsal space, play some stuff, do this, but it's like,


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[Assistant] Well, it's kind of both, because it's, it's, uh, like I said, I, I, if, it's a classic thing, like if I didn't have any sort of deadline, I could keep tweaking on stuff and working on it forever, that I think I'm finally starting to learn whether it's with music or videos, that there's actually like,


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[Assistant] I can't, I've learned my lessons in the past of giving a date and then completely missing it. So it's like, I'm, I'm not near saying any particular date, but there are like,


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[Assistant] So it basically just started that I was like, okay, I wanna, I don't, I haven't done a lot of merch just in all of doing YouTube and I really wanted to make stuff. I did some merch for like Romcom, I did like a t-shirt and a sweatshirt and they were like really good quality and really limited and I was like, okay, I really like that.


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[Assistant] Even if you don't know what the fuck Red Dead is or like, you know, uhm, but...


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[Assistant] Then it kind of just, so it started as like an idea for merch, which it still is, but then it kind of just became this thing of like, well, I also make music and I also am working on music with others. That's a, that's the thing that I feel very okay saying is that like first time, first album, it was very much just me, all me. It's like, I am.


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[Assistant] Trying to be very collaborative with this second one, but along with that, I'm also like working on producing some music for like a friend that I think is really talented and all this and so. And then the other big thing that it's like, I mentioned in the video, although briefly intentionally, because I didn't want to like make a big thing is like, I know I'm not going to do YouTube forever. And I know that it is like my.


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[Assistant] The sort of brand, the creative umbrella for just anything creative that I am working on or I, that I worked on with others or that I just support. And so while also just being like,


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think I went through a whole, like, I feel like when I was younger I especially had a...


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[Assistant] Scares me, but I also find it like really inspiring, but I think it's just the sort of thing where I mean the whole reason why I started making videos or games that should bang was because I think I was spending like too much time playing video games and just, I don't know, probably like


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[Assistant] I only kind of worked part time at the time, like I just had a lot of time on my hands and I felt like no games were really like...


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[Assistant] Insane. I think it's a lot of those feelings and also just talking about stuff with my brother who's a really talented programmer, both of them are, and like,


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[Assistant] I think it's, it's just something that I know I want to do and I want to like attempt before I die, not to sound super dramatic, but it just, it's something that I have such a, a love and like curiosity about and it's


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[Assistant] I think the fact that like that's the driving thing and not like, I want to make a mobile game that's going to have a bunch of transactions and make a bunch of money. Like I fully, and I think making a lot of the music stuff taught a lot of hard lessons too of that, like not everyone is going to fuck with it. You can't predict how it's going to be received, but like.


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[Assistant] It's simultaneously, like, really inspiring but also terrifying because, like you're saying, it's, it's...


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[Assistant] Very easy. Well, it's not even easy to criticize something because we all know there's a bunch of YouTube reviewers. I'm not going to name any names, but like not all games reviews are created equal. You'll have one fucking incel being like, they fucking blah blah blah. And then, you know.


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[Assistant] Someone who actually gives a shit and recognizes that like human beings suffered to make this thing and they're not just like, uhm, so I, I don't know. That was, that's all just kind of ramly but that it, I, I think the fact that there is such a


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[Assistant] curiosity and such like a inspired feeling, which is the same thing I felt when I started making videos of like, Oh, I wonder if I can do that. And you start learning premiere or like started making music back in the day of like, Oh, I wonder if I can learn how sampling works and all this stuff that it, it feels like a natural evolution of that of like,


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[Assistant] Yeah, I know that that is something I want to fully like dip my toes into, but the reason why, you know, I'm not giving any sort of timeline or any sort of expectation or anything is that it's like,


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[Assistant] That shit takes so long and I have friends in game development that even when they have so much help and it's so like, I'm talking like...


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[Assistant] That is, I'm already juggling like videos and music, like there's no, there's no way there's any sort of thing coming out anytime soon, but I think, again, just planting the seeds for that of like,


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[Assistant] This is the sort of company that could become any sort of thing, along with just being like a creative umbrella just for putting out shit by me or my friends, but...


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[Assistant] Anyways, yeah, I just love video games and I think I just for a while, the older I get, the more I kinda get, I almost feel like jaded or I get tired of playing them and I end up thinking about like what I would change or this or that and I'm like, oh, maybe I should spend my time actually like doing that and like unreal instead of playing, you know,


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[Assistant] I, well I think I would, uh, I think I have such a curiosity for all aspects, like I know that I, you know,


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[Assistant] Wouldn't want to be super in the trenches, like on the programming side, but at the same time, like the brief bit of programming or even just like, I know it is


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[Assistant] Definitely not the same thing, but like, I don't know if you guys remember RPG Maker back in the day? Oh yea. I spent so many hours in junior high, like RPG Maker XP of like getting into the sort of code underneath that and even just scripting the most simple things I got such a satisfaction from, but uhm,


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[Assistant] Or even doing like sound design stuff or music or all that stuff that I already have experience with or just like, uhm.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't know, I think it would likely be more of like creative director of like, okay, I kind of have this idea, I have this thing, but I think I think I would only want to do it if I was certain that I was very open to like a collaborative process because I think that that


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[Assistant] It would be really stupid to go into it being like, okay, I have the exact idea of what this is going to be because every single like story and documentary you watch about any game is like, oh yeah, this happened by accident because Greg from accounting thought that like portals would be cool if they were this color. And then, and then here it is. And it's so. God bless Greg from accounting.


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[Assistant] Maybe, it might not even be like a certainty, I think it's not so much.


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[Assistant] That I don't want to do YouTube forever. I think it's that I want to do other things that would inevitably take time away from doing YouTube. Like as long as I'm thinking of ideas and things that make me excited about making videos, which seem to still be coming, you know, even if it's every three months or some shit, um, I, uh,


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[Assistant] No, I'm definitely not like, okay, this year I'm done, I'm out of ideas, whatever, but I think it's just a realistic expectation of knowing that like,


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[Assistant] Ex-music thing or ex-eventual game dev thing or whatever, it's like, the types of videos that I make and how I make them right now are so time consuming that I just know that like, at least in the form it is now, that's not going to be something that's gonna be until I'm, you know, retired, like,


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[Assistant] But also, I don't know, maybe it could be, maybe it'll be a thing that it'll be like, you know, a year or two gap between a video, which has already kind of happened, but that, you know, something happens, something comes out, like, you know, a GTA 6 or something, and I just have so many things to say about it, and I'm like, god damn it, they pulled me back in.


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[Assistant] So, I don't know. It's all, it's all very uncertain, but I think it's just, uh, it's something that knowing how I am and how overwhelmed I can get and that it's really hard for me to juggle a bunch of things at once. It's just like, yeah, I know at some point YouTube is going to have to take a back seat to some other stuff.


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[Assistant] Well, it just, I love that first video and I think that it was such a...


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[Assistant] It came from such like a pure like, I have to talk about this. Like I felt like I was annoying my roommates. I was annoying my friends. Like it was, it wasn't a thing like, ooh, I need a video for this month. It was like, okay, I don't know how I'm going to say this, but I have to say, and I was terrified. Like I thought the title was going to piss way more people off. I thought that the, it was not going to be super well received, but it,


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[Assistant] It was, uh, really satisfying and really...


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[Assistant] Uh, I was very thankful of the response that people were, even people that liked the game were really open to the ideas of criticizing XYZ thing. And even though in the video I prefaced like, I think Arthur's one of the greatest protagonists. I think the soundtrack's amazing. I think all this. I think that.


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[Assistant] As the years went on, I started thinking about those things just as much as the issues I had and specifically the writing and specifically all these small beautiful little touches and how immersive it can be in these other ways.


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[Assistant] I think particularly playing it on PC and it just kind of eating away at me. I was finally like, okay, I want to play this again. And then as I started fucking around with the mods and stuff, that was the point where I knew like, all right, I gotta, I gotta talk about this more. Like I'm having a lot of more feelings about this game. I want to talk about it. So.


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[Assistant] It, yeah, I think, I think it stemmed from like a wanting to, again, even though I already prefaced, I think wanting to give it more space to be like, yes, it is flawed, but also it's really beautiful in all these different ways. And I, I think that also just comes from a place of not always wanting to just be like a


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[Assistant] Like a critic. Like I, I love, I love watching things that criticize something, especially like,


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[Assistant] You know, people's breakdowns of like Elden Ring or something that's like, man, that might be the best game I've ever played, but holy shit, it is so flawed. Especially playing it again right now, it's like, I love it, but like...


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[Assistant] So imbalanced, it's, so many of the dungeons are dookie, like, you know, but just, that I think that there's...


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[Assistant] And on my own channel too, it's so much easier to write jokes and to talk about something when you're dunking on it, that I think that sometimes it can be good to also be like, hey,


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[Assistant] This is also really sweet, and there's a lot of things to really appreciate about it, but I...


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[Assistant] That's not always the most entertaining, but I think that I thought about those aspects and I've like loved Rockstar's games for so many years that I'm like, yeah, this feels right. I wanna, I wanna talk about this.


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[Assistant] I've thought about it with, I mean the only other really, like, it's like we were talking about before, of the three


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[Assistant] Like game design videos, like I made one about From Software that was, it was more positive and more just about their journey, whatever, but that of like Last of Us and Starfield that,


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[Assistant] I've, like, I think naturally after making this video too, of not wanting to follow some formula, like, oh no, I'm gonna go back to this other video that had a bunch of views, but like, just toying around with the idea of like, well, do I have...


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[Assistant] Like a drive to want to revisit the last of us, part two, like for example, and it's like, no, I really don't.


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[Assistant] I spent, well and same with Red Dead that everything you're saying is so true that like it being our job while I'm playing Red Dead obviously I'm like taking notes and thinking about all these different things but at the same time I was simultaneously just that kid that's obsessed with Rockstar that was like fully


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[Assistant] Of any video I ever made, I think I spent the most time on the Last of Us one. Because, not even just because it's like 50 minutes long and I think it technically might be my longest video, but because of the writing. Because I spent months writing and


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[Assistant] Restructuring it and then changing things and thinking about, and I think for the longest time I didn't even know exactly how to put into words how I felt about it, but because I spent so much time thinking about it and talking about it with my brother and my friends and


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[Assistant] You know, there's all the YouTube shorts of like, see what you want about this game, it has the best combat, whatever. And it's like, no, totally. Like the, the movement animations, like Naughty Dog is amazing. Like no one is disagreeing with that. But at the same time, every time I see even those snippets of like satisfying combat, I remember all the other parts of that game. And I'm just like.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I do not envy you guys. I assume you both played it before release in preparation for being it.


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[Assistant] I mean in that, that, speaking to that, I mean that actually just reminded me of like, different people have commented or said understandably of like, where's the cyberpunk video, like where's this, blah blah blah, and I think it's...


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[Assistant] The thing with that is it was, it's shortcomings were so blatant and there were so many videos about it that I was like, I have nothing of importance or interest to add to this conversation. It was like,


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[Assistant] I've seen the glitch compilations, I've seen this thing and it's like, that's one where maybe years later it actually would be interesting to revisit. Absolutely.


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[Assistant] You know what I mean? Yeah, no, totally. And that, yeah. Oh sorry, go ahead.


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[Assistant] I, I still need to play that too. Come on now, please, please. The like, everything you just described, and I've already spent so much time thinking about it and making that video, but like that feeling you just described, that I feel like I feel way more often now, is like, that perfectly encapsulates Starfield for me.


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[Assistant] The shooting sucks, you could be playing this other shooter, the RPG aspect sucks, you could be playing this RPG and then like Baldur's Gate, like come on, like you really gonna, but there's just, even the,


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, I already made a whole video about it, but it's just like, even the stuff that usually Bethesda can say, like, we can do and no one else is doing, like, it just was not there for me at all and it was...


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[Assistant] I think like the other videos that I wasn't even initially planning on making like another outdated game design video, but as I was playing it, it was that same feeling of like, oh fuck, clearly I have a lot to say about this and I like.


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[Assistant] When you can't stop thinking about it and talking about it with your friends, usually that's a pretty good sign of like, okay, there's-


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[Assistant] There's something here to be made or talked about or whatever.


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[Assistant] I feel like even if it wasn't intended on my part fully of it being any sort of like bigger message, I think that just in the material itself, I think there's a clear pattern and a clear thing that's like, I know me.


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[Assistant] I know my interests, I am, you know, running a modded version of Max Payne 3 on a Steam Deck, like who the fuck is playing Max Payne 3 on a Steam Deck, like I know the things that I like, but I think...


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[Assistant] My personal opinions aside, I feel like there have been a consistent amount of things in AAA space that, you know, there's a Venn diagram of like, even those three videos of like, yeah, they all have their separate stuff, but I'm sure there's some stuff that definitely overlaps and specifically of like,


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[Assistant] Yeah, a little laugh. Specifically, like, you know, least of, well not the least, maybe most of, like, the treatment of the employees. Like, I think that, it's that, I feel like that's a consistent factor with all three of those games, is there's at least some reports of, like, crunch, and I, like, I've,


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[Assistant] I don't think that, I think I already said it in a video, like I have a friend that worked on The Last of Us Part 2, like I, you know, I have several friends that worked on The Last of Us Part 2 that like were in Naughty Dog and it's like I'm not, you know, I'm not gonna talk about any of this stuff but that it's like, I have seen behind the curtain a little bit, I'm not an expert by any stretch of the imagination but like,


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[Assistant] Of everything I've talked about and everything I've seen, it's like, no, I think that there is


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[Assistant] Even though each game has its own issues and it's, you know, quote unquote outdated, whatever the fuck, for any reason, I think there is a consistent thing of like, people are being worked to the bone.


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[Assistant] And we are focusing on the wrong thing and just throwing so much money at these visuals that don't even really matter that much at the end of the day, but I guess they do, but they don't. And push up and watch your character crawl through it, you know, a tight space. Cause ooh, it's like, just show me a fucking loading screen and let the guy go to sleep that night. Like I don't give a shit.


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[Assistant] Final Fantasy VII Rebirth is so bad with that. I didn't even play it. I was talking to my brother about it. There's so much shit like that where it's just like...


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[Assistant] I haven't even played it, but watching my brother play it and we streamed the ending and like we talked about it a bunch. Like, I don't understand how they made that in the time that they made that. There's so much shit in that game and it's so polished for how much is in there. It's like, the soundtrack is unbelievable.


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, I mean, I think stuff like that, I mean, again, just my basic understanding, like I don't, at the end of the day, I don't really know a whole lot about this, but it's like,


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[Assistant] I feel like a lot of those companies, they kind of prey on the like, yeah, but you get to, you're passionate about it, right? Like, oh, but you're making a game though. You get to work here with us. It's the dream job.


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[Assistant] I mean, on the hardware front, definitely Steam Deck. Just the fact that the form factor and everything means, and I've seen the sentiment from other people, but I have such a weird commitment thing where like, the act of


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[Assistant] There is something to be said of just the fact that like you could turn it on and immediately resume whatever you were doing. It fits the lifestyle that I feel like a lot of us have and our like attention spans that I think that


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[Assistant] Experimenting more with mods and like fully realizing and playing around with the idea that like you can potentially change this thing that you've already experienced for the better or make it funny or whatever. I think that that's something I've paid a lot more attention to, but man, I don't know why I'm like blanking right now in games that


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[Assistant] I still haven't played it. I just watched Game Maker's Toolkit on it. Yeah, right, right, right. No, I wanna try it.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. No, I think that that was a good reminder that I feel like a lot of the time


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[Assistant] Uhm, trying to remember another cross-platform game. I mean, really just a lot of Minecraft. Warframe.


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[Assistant] I think that's actually something that in the past couple years I feel like I've thought about a lot is how much cross platform is just so like, not only convenient, but that it, it


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[Assistant] I mean, I'm sure you guys have all sorts of opinions on that. I don't, I don't understand what the fuck they've been doing over there. I don't know why they called it the Series SX. I think that's the worst brain ever. It's such a mess, man. It's such a mess. That's the tip of the iceberg, but every time they announce they're doing something else, I'm like, dude, I'm rooting for you, but like, you guys are on your way out. Did you guys hear it?


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[Assistant] I think it's a loss for everyone. Yeah, I think it's a loss for like the competition and for exclusives and it's just also for Microsoft itself.


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[Assistant] They're like, running out of money, but it's like, man, Xbox is just, I feel like it keeps shooting itself in the dick. Just every step, it's just like...


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[Assistant] Alright, we're gonna call the console this. Okay, uh, the exclusives are on here, but they're also on PC, but now they're also gonna come to everything else, uh, let's just buy a bunch of companies, ehh, these companies kinda suck now anyways, uh, fucking Candy Crush, like.


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[Assistant] It's that, I know that exact feeling you're talking about, but I feel like you're young and you just always assume like, well if so and so is at this position, they know what they're doing. If so and so does this, but it's like,


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[Assistant] It really, they really don't know best. They're really just trying and failing and I...


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[Assistant] Yeah, and I, dude, I think after the one, two of like the whole Xbox One stuff, and then now the Xbox Series stuff,


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[Assistant] I think that there's more than enough proof to be like, alright, I don't think it's exactly the, the, uh, top brass that knows what they're doing for the best of, you know, the brand and the company. Like, Phil seems like an okay guy. There's been cool stuff. Like I have no feelings about that, but just of like,


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[Assistant] Going from the 360 to now, it's like it does not have the same feeling at all. But I wish it did, you know?


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[Assistant] Using my nephew as like a case study, he was like only playing games on like iPad, but because I was around and I had my Switch and my Playstation, whatever, it was like...


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[Assistant] Granted, I was exposing him to all that, and I still am, and now he fully, you know, he has my Switch, and he's playing all sorts of stuff, and we play like Luigi's Mansion, which, Luigi's Mansion 3, bangs. That's like the perfect game to play with him. Fantastic game. Fantastic. That's really fun, and it's like perfect difficulty for him, but, uh,


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't know. I think the answer is like, no, because the internet is crazy, and apps like Roblox and stuff are crazy, but at the same time, kinda like Ralph's saying, it's like, I think, yeah. Like it's still kinda the same shit.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean as long as people like Nintendo are making games like Tears of the Kingdom on Switch, like, something like the Switch is gonna be sold.


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[Assistant] Yeah, like the actual gameplay is like some of my favorite shooter ever in the campaign while the map was like empty. The fucking gunplay with the grapple and doing it in co-op once they added that is so fun. Like again, I'm like rooting for them. Like I want Xbox to be in their glory days, but it's just so apparent that they're not.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, this exists. That's what it was like for Instagram and Twitter, and I was horrified, but it was also hilarious. Dude, on Twitter, it's straight up, it's just like, you won't believe what happened in my video next. It's like, anyone have the ice spice leak? And it's like.


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[Assistant] Oh, I was recently playing that with, uh, my friend Eddie. Eddie and Tony. I don't know if you guys watch Burr Back or Eddie. Eddie, yeah, sure, sure, of course. Um, cause they grew up on Kingdom Hearts 2. They loved it. I only ever played the first one. So we were, before I left LA, we were having nights where we played that and it was like, they were very nostalgic for it.


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[Assistant] And so they love it for that, but like playing the final mix and playing on critical mode to make the combat more fun, like, it does kinda bang. You might like it more than you're scared of, like, it was fun.


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[Assistant] Uhm, yeaah, shit, I don't know. Cause I'm trying to think of something that like, I feel like I would want to talk about, but yeaah, you can't figure out a way that you would want to cover it, or make it, or yeaah, maybe you just don't think there's enough there for it. Hmm. You know what?


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[Assistant] I have a notes app of like different ideas and a lot of them definitely get left in the graveyard. Let me check real quick to see if there's anything.


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[Assistant] I think for me it's generally, and that's something that I kind of wanted to start doing more on Jaquan the G equal, the second channel of just like more casual conversation reviews and stuff. Yeaah, I've seen that. But I think somewhere in between that and like an actual review, looking at my notes, it definitely was a lot of stuff of just games I played last year.


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[Assistant] You know, something like Jedi Survivor, where it's like, I don't really think there's enough there that I would want to make a full video on that would be compelling, but I definitely have like, thoughts and feelings about it, but I just don't really have an exact avenue to talk about that, but like, seeing that as an example, or like,


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[Assistant] Hitman Freelancer, which I love. I love the Freelancer mode. I think it's so, just, the Hitman games I think are just remarkable, but, uh.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I guess just stuff like that, that there's not, even between Main Channel and Jaquan, which I haven't really been doing anything on, I think there's a lot of things where it's like, clearly, like you guys, I can talk about video games forever, but it's like,


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[Assistant] It's not, my channel isn't really the structure of doing like, here is the review for blank. I mean it is, but it's disguised as this essay that's about other stuff, but, you know.


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[Assistant] The first thought is, and it's not even because it is like the most viewed, but I think that rockstar video, I think that just like the time I made it, how like passionate I was about the things I was talking about and how much it seems that that has resonated with people and that I think I, I


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[Assistant] What about you, Ralph? Would it be some of your Destiny 2 builds?


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[Assistant] I think that's exactly something that, as I've made more and more videos, and specifically critical reviews, I've wanted to really hammer on, is that it's like, it's coming from a place of love, people go through so much shit to make this, like, I think it's, I'm talking about it earlier, but it's so easy to just shit on something with no regard to the human aspect or anything, but it's like,


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[Assistant] Making anything is hard, making a video game seems insane, like, being criticized in any way, it's like, but also at the same time, like, you should criticize stuff, like, I, I hope that if and when, if I ever make a game, I hope some fucker online says, ball creatives game design is outdated, because it's like, you should, like, please do.


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[Assistant] Yeah, whether it's like video games or pottery or whatever, I just think it's so interesting to hear how someone did something. For sure. So, stuff like that. That's really cool.


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[Assistant] I was kind of saying it before too, in a different context, but like, I think just accepting and realizing that no one really knows what the fuck they're doing. Like that you...


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[Assistant] Are not any more adult than someone else even if it like seems like they are, that it's like also just write things down.


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[Assistant] That's a lot. Use the calendar app on your phone so you don't forget. Like, like, make lists of shit? Yeah, make lists, make to-do lists, use the calendar app, put in people's birthdays so you don't forget, that's a big one, just set it to repeat every year. Yep. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Make a list, like crossing off a list is, you know, do it on your phone, you can add emojis next to things you don't want to do, makes it funnier, I don't know.


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[Assistant] Make a game out of it. I think just make a game out of anything. I think that's the advice.


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[Assistant] Yeah, same. It's all the basic stuff. Make sure you're eating, make sure you're drinking.


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[Assistant] No, that's what I was about to say. This is, this is number two. It was one up until the Bethesda video because it popped when I was using it outside.


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[Assistant] So I, I was like, oh I should sit on something and I was living with her and the ball I think was like in the hallway outside my room. So I saw it and I sat on it and then once I was looking at the footage I was like, oh that's kind of funny. And so, it was basically once I like, realized I could keyframe me like whipping around and changing the size I was like, oh that's, I showed my brother and we were both like, oh that's pretty funny.


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[Assistant] And then yeaah, this one was when she had her second kid and I just stole this one too. And it also happened to be grey and it's bigger and str- you could tell by the thumbnail that on the, uh,


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[Assistant] Some of the funniest, dude, she'll appreciate that. Some of the funniest stuff she did, like, I had the lines written out because originally I was gonna do something.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeaah, I mean, like, we played like a bunch of Kirby and Mario Kart and shit growing up. Like, she's not actively playing a bunch of stuff, but she'll play like Minecraft with us and stuff, so.


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[Assistant] Natural growth, at least on YouTube, is really fucking hard. I mean, this was before shorts. I know some people have luck with shorts because sometimes the algorithm will recommend me a short that has like two comments and two likes, and I'm like, I don't know why it's showing me this, but like, it's kind of good because it shows that they are pushing stuff that isn't


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[Assistant] Um, all of that just to say that like my, the root of my audience definitely came from Reddit and went from like basically nothing to like 4,000 people in a matter of days. So that's like.


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[Assistant] I think that's the harsh reality of YouTube, is that you kind of have to get it externally, but like...


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[Assistant] As far as trying to do it as like a job, I think as long as you're just actually making stuff that you care about and that you want to be making and enjoying the process, like yea, at the end of the day you want views, you want to get paid, all that stuff, like I'm not saying it's not important, but I think you have to actually just like and care about what you're doing and people can definitely


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[Assistant] Pick up on that. But also, like, using the tools of TikTok, Instagram Reels, YouTube Shorts, like, there are ways to get growth, it seems like specifically TikTok, but YouTube itself is...


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[Assistant] Pretty damn stingy until you get to a certain point, I think would be the harsh reality. Uhm, but I think it's possible, I think it's just, yeaah, you just have to like,


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[Assistant] Make stuff that also you feel like you want to watch and that isn't just a copy of someone else because it's the same thing of like not making a cyberpunk video because it's like, what the fuck am I going to say that hasn't already been said? I think, I think a lot of people buy the equipment, whether there's a streamer, a YouTuber, they buy all the stuff, they set it up and they're just like, I'm going to do it. And they never actually thought about like, why would anyone want to watch this? You know?


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[Assistant] I think that simple question is like, if you don't want to watch it, why the fuck would anyone else want to?


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[Assistant] You're not gonna forget that for a different reason.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Probably stuff you'd get cancelled for.


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[Assistant] So first, first like one and a half.


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[Assistant] The main character that I did like everything on like 100 plus hours, PS5, uhm, and then I started another character on there and that probably


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[Assistant] I, once I was, I was like a lot of people where I started with samurai, cause I've always liked the katanas, I saw some stats of it, it's like the meme of like everyone's just katana, but I, so that was like my bread and butter was doing just like a quality build, not, not, never been a huge magic, uh, feller, but then,


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[Assistant] In the later half of the game, I went like, slightly more respect, like strength, a little bit over decks, and I was mostly Rock in the Guts, Greatsword, but then if I needed something faster, I would switch to the Katana, so like,


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[Assistant] A lot of the times, I was switching it up a lot towards the end, like for, uh,


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[Assistant] Why can I not remember a name? Fucking hardest boss. Melania. I always forget if it's Melana or Melania. I don't know. I think for that, what got me through that was Bloodhoundstep plus just two-handing Katana just trying to get that bleed. But I...


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[Assistant] Like, with all those games, I love going into it blind and not looking as much stuff up as I can, but I think another thing with


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[Assistant] You can min max as much or as little as you want because thinking about it now and coming back to it, it's like, oh man, if I was dual wielding Katanas and they both had blood affinities stacked and I was like actually


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[Assistant] The eye frames, or the window is way more generous. So that was my bread and butter was just like parries and then guts, great sword for the most part. But on this run, I'm rocking dual wield.


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[Assistant] Not ultra greatswords, but just regular greatswords, and I want to put frost on both of them, and then have like a little dagger with flame to switch to, because after you proc frost, if you hit them with fire, it resets it, so you can do it again. I'm off the deep end with enough. Oh my god. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I used to regularly watch those and I hope they're still doing really well because like the amount of work and editing that goes into those videos is insane.


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[Assistant] I know, that's the, it's mostly just because I was traveling and it was something that I have on the Steam deck, but like...


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[Assistant] It's unbelievable. My brain says that my favorite game last year was Baldur's Gate, but I think my heart says Resident Evil 4 because that's the one I keep playing. Like I just, I can't stop playing that game and I need to play something else.


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[Assistant] And they had all the odds stacked against them for that to just not be good, especially after the Resident Evil 3 remake and just how underwhelming that was and that Resident Evil 4 is everyone's favorite, but it's just like, every time I play it, I'm just the...


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[Assistant] He sends to me, you know, black magic. Anyways, I love that game.


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[Assistant] I think you nailed it on the head, that I think the one I like to replay the most is Bloodborne, and I think if I had to pick one gun to my head it'd probably still be that, but like,


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[Assistant] It's, replaying Elden Ring is weird because again, like, because it's not as linear as like Bloodborne, when you know all the crazy shit that's around the map, the first time you play it, and especially if you're not looking stuff up like I didn't, it feels really satisfying to kind of come up with your own build that's probably not going to be that good, so the game is still plenty challenging and it's your own adventure, but like,


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[Assistant] It turns it more into like busy work than just like a game where it's like, yeah, you can min-max stuff in Bloodborne, but I feel like not nearly as much of like, you still have to do this area into this area.


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[Assistant] Again, kind of like Breath of the Wild. It's like you kind of get that first time, you know.


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[Assistant] It was, it was so nice. I met Johnny from health at a random party and he like, I was like kinda trying to get up the nerve to say something to me and then he was like, oh are you Jake? Cause he'd like seen one of my videos. Cause he's such a huge gay man.


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[Assistant] Basically spent the whole next hour just talking about how much I love the Max Payne 3 soundtrack and how much it meant to me and just their experience working with Rockstar. It was super cool. Super nice guy.


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[Assistant] I, when I had stopped playing it before, it was right after you beat the first main boss and you have to fight the fucking flame bowl and I did it twice and I died and I was like, this fight is, I love that game but there's so many fights more so than other FromSoft games where I'm just like, I don't wanna fucking do this right now, like.


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[Assistant] Where they do it blindfolded. Like are there enough audio cues to know when to- I mean I guess you can kind of hairy dance, like it's pretty, it's pretty generous with it, but.


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[Assistant] In a good way. That, I hate that fight so much. It's just like, this is a game about fighting people with swords. Why am I fighting this ball? It's so stupid.


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[Assistant] But fuck you, I struggled with that game way more than any, for me it's like, that's the hardest, and then probably Elden Ring in some ways, and then Bloodborne, and then, but, yeah. That's just my own.


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[Assistant] So what if you, like, get tea bagged in Halo? Like, what is it?


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[Assistant] Okay, that's the end of that one, and I think that's, it's like you were saying that games have certain logic or expectations that you just learn after playing so many because like,


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[Assistant] My mom or dad who never play video games when they see something are like my nephew. It's like the questions they ask I find so interesting because they, they don't have that logic ingrained in them. So like,


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[Assistant] All he knows is Minecraft and Roblox. He boots up Red Dead and is watching me play it. And he's like, oh, go chop that tree down. And it's like, this ain't that type of game, buddy. You can't just walk up and do, you know, but yeah.


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[Assistant] The thing about this game is, I was very interested.


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[Assistant] How does it run? I know that the performance has been a sticking point for a lot of people.


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[Assistant] Dark Souls or whatever where it's like, oh, someone upvotes your message and you get Estus or whatever the hell it is.


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[Assistant] I wanna check it out. It seems like there's enough interesting things to, that sound like they're up my alley of things that I like that I'm like, I feel like it's worth checking out.


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[Assistant] I gotta watch the show. Showgun.


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[Assistant] I watched, of recent things I've watched, I watched Mr. and Mrs. Smith series.


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[Assistant] I feel mixed. I feel positive enough where I'm really happy I watched it and I would definitely recommend it if nothing else that it's really interesting to talk about. But I definitely have


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[Assistant] The other thing I recently watched was, uh, this season of The Bachelor, which was...


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[Assistant] Oh, see, I love the trashy TV, but man, Bachelor like pushes me to my limit. Same with like Love is Blind. Like, I love the trash, but then as you're watching it, you're like, this is kind of a fucked up social experiment. I feel bad for watching this, like.


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[Assistant] The OG, not the fucking reboot, whatever the hell they're doing, but it's just of like comfort trash in the background, Gossip Girl has been. That's what I'm playing.


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[Assistant] That was the ultimate mommy song. Uhm. And he's a good rapper.


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[Assistant] Come see me at the Comedy Store on the 9th. That's uh, that's tonight, right? As this drops. Yea. The 9th, 8pm show, Comedy Store, I'm with Mary Lynn Ricecub, Joseph Rogan, Greg Fitzsimmons. Damn. Ayo, it's a fundraiser for a school.


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[Assistant] And then, on the 10th of March, 8pm show, Ice House, I'll be headlining that show. That's the 10th, 8pm. And then the 13th, I do a 5pm show at Flapper's, Flapper's Comedy Club. That's a Sunday show. It is not kid friendly. Even though it's early like that, don't bring your kids.


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[Assistant] And then on the 15th, I'm at the Brea Improv. Uh, so come out and see me at 8 o'clock show at the Brea Improv. Come out and support your jeans. She needs your help. Come and do it. And that's it. So get your life jeans. Get your entire life. Oh, listen to that Steve Roe. Uhm, yeaah. Do that.


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[Assistant] I'm going to be doing an episode, check this episode out. I put a call out to people that live off the grid.


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[Assistant] Which is kind of weird to do, I know on a podcast, but I found people who like live in crazy parts of Alaska. And you talk to them? Yes.


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[Assistant] This consumer, it's all consumerism in America. It's all nonsense. Donald Trump is going to be the president. It's all going downhill.


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[Assistant] We like to do it, but the second time's better. You're gonna like it. You can practice your retard and stuff.


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[Assistant] It's interesting though, if you would ask a psychologist why he didn't test my microphone.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I've done it on That's Deep Bro like three times where I've recorded the entire episode and then gone back and found that either Sound Studio had fucked me, the mics weren't working, I've screwed up at least three or four episodes, so I totally get it. And we're right now, I mean... Horrible.


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[Assistant] It's a dead fart, yeaah. And the smell, so it's hard to get the sound down the smell.


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[Assistant] Who found Thursday Lane? Your mom's house. King Ass River, your mom's house. Peter Kane, your mom's house. We break major stars on this show. Okay? You think it's America's Got Talent? No, it's your mom's house.


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[Assistant] I know. It's just, it's just cause it's not your lane. It's hard to fathom.


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[Assistant] That's a lot of people's lanes. It's enough people's lanes that there's a lot of categories on the internet.


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[Assistant] Speaking of subscribe, guys, you should be subscribing to our YouTube channel right now if you don't, if you enjoy these videos.


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[Assistant] You know why we do behind the scenes? We do extras, we do unaired stuff.


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[Assistant] Okay, well, uhm, speaking of, so back to Asripper, I haven't noticed any new ones, but let's do check-in.


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[Assistant] Alright guys, here goes. March 3rd, at 7.22pm, I, Christina Pajitsky, had a double pipe classic.


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[Assistant] It is. It's like Haley's Comet. It's a Haley's Comet of body functions.


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[Assistant] Which is the hard part now. Luckily my anus has loosened as I've discussed due to childbirth. And I think what happened was the burp happened and usually I have more fart control but because I've lost fart control


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[Assistant] Bam. And it happened, and you know when you're in the moment, you're in the game, you don't realize it until a second later.


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[Assistant] That's not true, Tom. Don't you rob me of this gift. Look, childbirth ravaged my body, pregnancy ravaged my body. The one gift nature gave me was the gift of farts now.


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[Assistant] Uncontrollable bowel movements that are uncontrollable.


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[Assistant] I can't, you know it's weird my earphones are, I can't hear. Is there sound in this video?


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[Assistant] Just do one tour as retarded Tom and one as normal Tom and just see what the difference in ticket sales are.


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[Assistant] They'd be like, absolutely Mr. Segura, absolutely. They want a commission.


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[Assistant] People, I just, let Twitter, let the people on Twitter tell you.


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[Assistant] It's interesting because they must have had a, the, the preceding conversation where he was like, wait a minute, Danny, you're going to poop in my mouth, in my mouth or around my mouth. And she's clarifying, no, no, no, it's in your mouth.


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[Assistant] Is he legitimate? No. Well then why does he, he looks official.


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[Assistant] Man, I would love for you to either challenge this guy or train with him. I just did. No, I know, like to, or maybe he could train you.


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[Assistant] Oh, uhm. Oh, is this? Well, there's some other stuff on the right there we probably can't.


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[Assistant] First of all, I gotta say, look at her tits. Her body's amazing. She's 61 years old.


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[Assistant] She looks better than me. Look at her abs. Crazy. Oh my god. Crazy. Jesus, these Asian ladies, I tell ya. They hold together well, right? White ladies, we fall apart. Yeah. Fuck. White ladies. It's true, we hit the wall. Forty is the wall. Fucking white ladies. Tits are soggin', wrinkles. Here we go. God damn.


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[Assistant] Well, and they're always kind of, um, shitting on the girls. There's always a tone of like, you stupid bitch. Instead of being like, no, no, no, you should be nice to her. She's making sure you have a fucking gig, retard. Be nice.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. First of all, like making a guy cum is that big of a deal.


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[Assistant] Look at her positive self esteem. This girl is like the Aristotle of Forno.


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[Assistant] That's what it is, it's earnest. I've never seen a porn star be earnest.


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[Assistant] What's going on? Geez. What animals? Uh. Animals.


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[Assistant] She's been making up for lost time. Do you think she was held as like a slave in a Thai kingdom?


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[Assistant] 20 press years, sleeping on a cot in the back, microwaving her smelly food.


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[Assistant] Yea, but he know- he doesn't know bi, he knows ACDC.


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[Assistant] That's how people his age and Europeans say ACDC. Means Polly and Bi?


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[Assistant] I think he's nervous. You know, look, these guys are not public speakers. He's an athlete. True.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's really not. It's not. But they should, but that being said, the other guys on the team know like, Hey, Ellis, not so good on the mic. So maybe we should.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's some kind of a nervous tick, sure. It's like saying like. The way you say it in California, like, like, like, like, like, like. I got a problem with like. I got a problem with like too. You know what I'm saying?


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[Assistant] I don't think he's special. No? No, I think he's nervous. And he doesn't know what the fuck to say.


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[Assistant] On the positive side, Ellis, you can answer yes and no pretty well.


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[Assistant] There's two. There's Auntie Fee, I think, who does the baking. We're talking about Auntie Fee, who's the religious lady from Texas.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. We haven't checked in with her lately, and I looked on her Facebook, I didn't see any new videos, so she may have stopped doing the music. She was like, today I was thinking, oh, McDonald's! Yeaah, yeaah.


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[Assistant] Didn't we just see a new Steven Seagal trailer?


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[Assistant] Well, the premise of that film was just shoot, shoot, shoot, bang, bang. Steven Seagal kills people.


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[Assistant] That and the fat, the Chinese guy outfit he's wearing, what is that called? A gi?


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Steven thinks that he's the director. I guarantee that's why.


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[Assistant] And usually they tell you where you're located. They would say, Vietnam, or whatever, where they're shooting this. Yeah.


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[Assistant] So he's robbing his own banks, but now he's having Steven Seagal find out who's robbing the banks?


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[Assistant] I love that scene. That's such a, it's such a typical scene from an action film where the, he's training in gong fu. He's training a girl or the two of them are training. It's like the matrix does it. It's the karate kid moment, the Mr. Miyagi moment.


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[Assistant] No, we're halfway through it. And this is the longest trailer of my life. And not only that, usually when there's a motorcycle scene, they'll play the audio like the vroom vroom. They're not, they didn't even bother putting the audio of the motorcycle.


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[Assistant] Wait, look how bad that is too.


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[Assistant] That, and I know this because I fucking have the same problem, this is diet.


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[Assistant] What's that? Uh, we got a lot of emails translating that Juggalo's clip from last week. Ah, yes, yes.


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[Assistant] Anyways, uh, we got some kind emails explaining from like former juggalos what this guy is talking about. And I don't think you want to know. Do you want to hear a little bit?


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[Assistant] Okay, what he was referring to about the Joker cards was the six major albums that ICP came out with as a series. And each Joker card has a deity slash entity. The only one that did it was the first album called the Carnival of Carnage. Each of the characters performed some, it's like, no thanks. Like I get, thank you for the explanation.


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[Assistant] Also, big news, uh, our buddy Matt, shout out to Matt, you know what I'm saying, you film me when I'm talking about, uh, apparently there's a new flavor of shrimp nibbler at White Castle.


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[Assistant] Uh, treat trim nibbler is now available in Sriracha.


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[Assistant] Can you think of anything more disgusting? No. Than Sriracha Shrimp Nibbler? No. And out there right now someone's like, that's my shit right there, that's my favorite shit.


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[Assistant] Oooooooh, that's our buddy, of course.


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[Assistant] Time! Uhm, also, listen, let's cover it on the next episode. It's too big a topic. I don't want to do it at the very end. Okay.


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[Assistant] This is one of my favorites. I love this song. Oh, it's so good. Let's turn it up.


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[Assistant] I just don't know what I expected cause I saw that trailer make the rounds and it was, I think cause the, the tweet from the dev is a very earnest, you know, we've been working on this for five plus years. We can finally show it. I was like, Oh, that's nice. You don't get run to it. And then I saw someone else tweet with watch past the 23 second mark.


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[Assistant] You have to have to say we're not leaving the console space completely. They also threw out like an updated game pass number. They were throwing things in there specifically for headlines, but it's not the stuff that people


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[Assistant] All wanting to hear it right now. Like that Game Pass number is fantastic. Good to see.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, it's, you know, if your studio hasn't had cuts, you're kind of bracing for them. If your studio has had cuts, you're bracing for more.


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[Assistant] Same on the media side of things, same on PR too, and publishing side. It was... And then you have an event like this where...


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[Assistant] Talking about the future, but not also, but also not talking about the real human cost of everything so far and no real, I don't know, I didn't feel like there was any kind of hope to look for.


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[Assistant] That feels insane to me. I mean, that feels insane to me. But I guess time, time has moved differently. I think the biggest thing about the Sony stuff is yeah, they


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[Assistant] The reaction to that, the fact that it is moving into the latter half of its life cycle, the fact that they're coming out with the PS5 Pro model, it feels like a very contracted life cycle for this console. I mean,


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[Assistant] Yeah, I got my pro for God of War, actually. So that would have been April 2018. So I think, yeah, you're totally right.


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[Assistant] I mean that, talk about unsustainability and the other thing from the earnings call that is, I mean, I saw it on a great website, VGC, it was the headline.


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[Assistant] What is xdev doing this generation? Like xdev seemed to be the kind of, uhm, I don't know, I mean, I guess technically last, uh,


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[Assistant] Yeah, right? Like it'll get, I don't know, I just, you know, this whole conversation.


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[Assistant] The industry was, I mean, maybe not PS3, but PS4 was like, industry is unstoppable. Sony is unstoppable. And now it feels like we are at the top of a roller coaster.


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[Assistant] I'm intrigued to see, one of the things we haven't really talked about is, you know, we have this...


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[Assistant] A load of well-seasoned veteran developers leaving big places like Respawn, leaving places like Sledgehammer and CoD to go set up their new thing. So we have this like...


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[Assistant] Especially at this point. But also, what are you working on? Like, if you leave somewhere like Sony or a place where you've just been working on something like Card or Apex for years, do you wanna stay in that space? Do you wanna try something new?


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[Assistant] Yeah, it was like number two on, I saw a tweet about it, it was like number two on Twitch and immediately like just straight out the gate, which is awesome. Survival games, baby.


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[Assistant] We kind of always had that, but like, what's it going to be like in this climate? You know?


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[Assistant] There's so much talent out there that's free and that maybe do want to start their own studio, but like, is the money there?


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[Assistant] Where it's like, the one, one of the things that obviously, uh, got people into the Wii and...


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[Assistant] Again, for the Switch was what is the thing that you sell to...


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[Assistant] The parents who don't game. And that was the weight loss stuff. That was the fitness stuff. That was Wii Fit, Ring Fit.


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[Assistant] But you know, it's like taking those concepts and making a game, like they, they released the Ring Fit, and they just, they just did one game with it.


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[Assistant] I also, same vibes where I'm just not good at eating.


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[Assistant] On a regular schedule, I kind of, you know, I just wait for ages until I get really, really hungry and then I go for it. And so starting my day with some AG1, it's, first of all, it's nice to be part of a routine. And also cause I wake up, I feel like I hydrate and then I have my AG1 and it feels like I've done something for myself at the beginning of the day.


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[Assistant] But no, it's great. We've been using it for a long time. And so if you want to take ownership of your health, start with AG1. You can try AG1 and get a free one year supply of Vitamin DK.


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[Assistant] If there is someone that they think might be you, they also ask you to check just in case like your data is slightly wrong, but it is, it is you and you can tell that it's you. And so I've been going in and like checking off. This is me from San Francisco. This is me from in London or wherever.


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[Assistant] And it's finding, yeah, it's removed my stuff from over 200 things. And you know, as people on the internet, as you all are too,


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[Assistant] Scary not knowing where your data is going and who has it and what they're doing with it. And so there is no way I would have time to go and do all of this. And so, yeah, just answering a few questions and getting incognito to go do it is, uh, it's great. It's a great service.


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[Assistant] I like them, I like those showcases as kind of a vehicle to sh- to get more eyes on games that maybe don't have this much of a spotlight, things like, I mean, Tales of Kinsera was at, uhm, Game Awards, but Another Crab's Treasure, for example, Uhm, Penny's Big Breakaway, which Shadow dropped, I guess, this week.


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[Assistant] Uhm. Yeah, I really would have thought we'd see if I rushed. You're a gamer.


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[Assistant] I, I know I've spoken about this, like I told you I've been watching a lot of Elden Ring speedruns, I've been watching a lot of Elden Ring challenge runs recently, and I know there's, there's no other games coming out, so, uh, why not do a new run of Elden Ring. I downloaded it on PC, and I just...


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[Assistant] I don't, I don't want to do the same thing I did last night, which was a magic build. I just want to have like a PC character ready to go, maybe sword and board.


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[Assistant] It's 23 million they said they've solved?


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[Assistant] I used to replay games a lot, like I've replayed, I've done the Mass Effect trilogy, I've


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[Assistant] I definitely have done Mass Effect 2 about six times pre-Remaster.


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[Assistant] And then when the remaster came out, uh, or legendary edition, I replayed the whole trilogy then.


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[Assistant] So I've played that- those three games a lot. Like I-


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[Assistant] I played Bioshock a couple times. I think, I mean, I think it's rare for me to replay.


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[Assistant] Just again, like you said, you have to kind of be on the new hotness. If a game is shorter, I've replayed What Remains of Edith Finch a couple times.


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[Assistant] Just because that is a nice, you know, bite size.