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[Assistant] I'd be interested in that. I've been to some factories, never a peanut butter factory. I've been to a bread factory and a pesticide factory.


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[Assistant] I don't know if I like to try, uh, I don't want to be first, first up on a thing, but we're not, what kind of stuff would they be trying out?


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[Assistant] Well, I love Hardee's. I mean, I'm a big fan. I went to Hardee's with my dad in Opelika recently. We went to Hardee's.


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[Assistant] KFC. You know, I haven't eaten KFC in a long time, but when I was in high school, I was like, I hit up KFC like every day.


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[Assistant] Or he could be just a Kentucky born guy bringing his chicken to another state.


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[Assistant] What about Alabama Fried Chicken? AFC. That's already an acronym.


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[Assistant] Thank you sir for your service. His name's Har, you know, I think they say Hazard Kentucky or Harlan County is like the most, one of the most dangerous places in the country.


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[Assistant] I love how they think the people that eat Papa John's are really that concerned.


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[Assistant] They're like, I'm just looking for a pizza here. I don't know. I don't care for John's politics, but I'm looking for a pizza here with the cheese on top of the toppings.


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[Assistant] I believe it, that there used to be a cornucopia in it.


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[Assistant] Like, muscadons are like purple or whatever, scutlins are like green.


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[Assistant] But a real, yeah, no, not that big. It's like a grape size, but a real thick skin. You don't really eat the skin. You just kind of eat the, eat the inside.


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[Assistant] Uh, not really. I don't know what a loom is necessarily, but when you got several types of grapes and an apple, that's not really fruit of the loom. You know what I mean? I would think it would be, uh, uh, just a little more diversity.


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[Assistant] Uh, I don't remember. Oh, I remember they had a whole, uh, great man.


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[Assistant] I never liked him. I thought, uh, just do a pop-tart. You know what I mean? It's not complicated here.


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[Assistant] Let's say that you, you built a boat, right? You built the ark.


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[Assistant] And then everybody was laughing at you and making fun of you the whole time. And then the earth flooded. I would think on that first day you come out on the deck, cup of coffee, looking out, you're like, all right, that worked out.


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[Assistant] That was pretty good, honestly. And that's why, you know, they always try to say Noah was a drunk, but I think he spent, you know, all this time on a boat with six people and a bunch of animals. I think when he got off, he was like, I'd like to kick back a little bit, grow some grapes and try to.


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[Assistant] That's what I learned in study school when I was eight. Sugar coating it for the kids.


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[Assistant] No, I'm interested in it. I would see it. But, you know, uhm, I don't know. Uh, I don't really like those things.


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[Assistant] I like the art museum because I like to look at art, but yea, like a dinosaur museum, they're always like, you know, you know, my stance where they're always like, here's a bone we found and then we made these others.


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[Assistant] They've had some time to. So 300 mil, so they couldn't have got over the mountain. This was the largest mountain in the world then.


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[Assistant] Well, you said that Crater, thanks to the Meteor 300 million years ago, people were able to get there.


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[Assistant] The rivers have not done that in other places. But why do you think it's not been to that extreme?


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[Assistant] Like the Mississippi River you would think would be cutting out quite a canyon.


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[Assistant] Alright, I'm sorry I brought that up. I think the show went so bad that the tornado came.


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[Assistant] Maybe that's why the aliens don't come back now. They're like, everybody's got cameras now. Well, there you go. They'll get.


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[Assistant] Well, I don't know. I mean, I don't know those people, so they could have been hallucinating for all I know. They could have been sleep deprived. They could have been on cough syrup. I don't know, but.


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[Assistant] If they saw it, if it were real, then it's demons for sure. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] People coming in there. We did, we would do regular happy birthday. We, and we were not happy about it. At Western Sizzlin'? Uh, at, uh, Jim Bob's? At Hyman's. Okay. Western Sizzlin', I don't think we ever did a happy birthday. I wouldn't think so. We might have done one. Nobody's celebrating a birthday at Western Sizzlin'. That's true.


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[Assistant] You know, like come sing to me because the dessert's already on the buffet. Right. Right. Yeah. There's no ceremony. Yeah. Okay. We don't have any special cake back there.


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[Assistant] The Louisville lip. What about the Louisville slugger? I know that's a bat, but that's pretty, that's from Kentucky. So is Jeff. So is Papa John. Oh, John Schmodder. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I have a Louisville slugger bat when I was in Cleveland, Ohio. Hilarities. Yeah, they gave me a bat.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he's just now acting in court cases. That's what he does now.


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[Assistant] No, she sued, oh yeaah, he sued her for defamation. I think that's like, that's like new age reality TV court cases. Court cases. They're not even, I don't even think that was, I don't think that was real.


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[Assistant] I did not know that. That's below my mind right now. Yup. I was thinking about Gale King.


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[Assistant] Headline, right? Yeah, technically I, I don't know. I mean, I've done some, the first one this year.


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[Assistant] Uh, hall, I, uh, uh, you know, I've done. I mean, I've done. And that's a big one too, isn't it?


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[Assistant] Alright, well I'm mistakenly. But this one's probably gonna be sold out.


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[Assistant] Uh, as well as the center stage in Atlanta. So I would say the first sold out theater. Yeah. All right. So it's a big show.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's going to be great. I mean, I don't, yeah. Don't let him fool you. I don't know why you put me on the spot about all the theaters I've done. Well, I, I'm mistaken. I thought this was... Yeah, you know, in Charleston, when I, I mean, that was, I did lots of theaters. I wasn't necessarily headlining them, but I was doing them.


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[Assistant] This is a big one. This is big, and I'm very excited that it's happening.


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[Assistant] It's been 50 years. But he's still getting on stage and performing. He would be 90. Yeah, I think.


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[Assistant] I'm in Memphis tonight by the way, if you're listening to us.


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[Assistant] Okay, yeah. Would that be the first thing? I would put a urinal in my house. I would love to put a urinal in my house. A walk-in cooler.


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[Assistant] What is that? What is dogpal? You're not on Google? No, this is, I use Brave browser, so it uses I think DuckDuckGo. Oh, I didn't, so people are really using that stuff?


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[Assistant] Yeah, he was the best. He was a really nice guy. Yeah. Yeah, you should do Festivus.


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[Assistant] I used to work with this guy who, who managed the Buffalo Bill Stadium, not the team, but the stadium. And he said in the off season, they would bring in big acts. And this is probably, I don't know, seventies. And they brought in the Rolling Stones and said they wanted all their money in cash.


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[Assistant] And they, they took the cash to a helicopter pad.


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[Assistant] And the moment the show was over, they got, they got their money and got on the helicopter. I just flew right out. With like, you know, thousands in cash.


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[Assistant] Who was Bob Dole's running back, uh, running mate, uh, was quarterback at the Buffalo Bills.


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[Assistant] But he was my boss, Stu Barber is his name, he was my boss as a pesticide guy.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, I like football. I don't like a lot of sports.


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[Assistant] Well, I used to love Sports Center, but it is not fun anymore.


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[Assistant] You know what I mean? It's, it is like a sports podcast. I wanna see, uh, highlights. That's all I want. Some sports highlights.


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[Assistant] It's very, very contrived. All reality shows, when I did Last Comic Standing, they were like, what would this mean to you to win this? What would this be like? What would this mean? I was like, I don't know. It'd be great to headline clubs all over the place.


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[Assistant] You know, I mean, they said it like your heart and souls in this, right? I'm like, no, I just.


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[Assistant] Would like to be the funniest. What would it mean to look your parents in the eye? Yeah. And say mom and dad, I did it. They would go, my parents would go, what, what'd you do? Yeah.


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[Assistant] I told my dad I was on Netflix. He goes, oh, that's great. And then he goes, what's Netflix again?


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[Assistant] It is fun. You get a little bit of each in a fork full.


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[Assistant] It's really good. I like ice cream and pie too. I'm a big fan. I'm a big pie fan.


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[Assistant] Alright, I went to the Liberty Funny Bone, or the Cincinnati Funny Bone.


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[Assistant] And it was great. Hot shows. I managed to get out of there without eating Skyline chili again. Still not had it.


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[Assistant] Everybody's like, you gotta try it. And then there's also the other half of everybody that's like, don't do it. They're like, oh, it's like chili, but over spaghetti.


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[Assistant] And they put little chocolate flakes in there and then I'm like, they just keep adding ingredients to where I'm like, I don't think so. Yeah. I don't think I'm going to do it. I don't know if you guys have experienced.


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[Assistant] I mean up until the chocolate flakes, it just seems like spaghetti.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. But you don't have to get that stuff on there, you just...


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[Assistant] I don't know, I mean, I don't even know, like everybody, people are like, do it, do it, and then they're like, don't do it. And then I'm like, the people that are, don't do it, scare you really out of it. Yeah, why do they say not do it? I think they just think it's


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[Assistant] Oh, what a great place. The club really takes care of you, put me in a nice hotel, the audiences were great, so friendly, nice people.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, and there's a lot of unfunny things about World War II, so it's nice to focus on the bats. Yep. Yep.


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[Assistant] I believe that it is. I mean, they very well could be, you know, who knows? It could have been a giant. I mean, Godzilla is essentially a dinosaur, right?


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[Assistant] I mean, whenever I'm asked to do the computer, I'm like, I'll do it, but it's not gonna be as good.


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[Assistant] Yeah. That should be me! That should be you. What happened that you guys don't sit together anymore, did you?


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[Assistant] No, I'm just saying, like, I mean, I, I, I was in there and I was like, whoa, we're always making fun of Lebanon. And I thought, well, this is great. Yeah. And then I drove, you know, just out of there and I was like, oh, it's, that is the downtown.


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[Assistant] Oh wow. For sure. Even, uh, like movies like Michael Orr, like talked about the blind side being like, yeah, that wasn't it at all.


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[Assistant] It's like, so you just basically make a lie of that guy's life.


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[Assistant] Yeah, if it's a documentary for sure, you're supposed to be able to trust it.


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[Assistant] Why don't you just go ahead and start NASA for us? Yeah. Go ahead and get that going.


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[Assistant] I'll be honest, I didn't know a lot about what Justin was saying at that time.


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[Assistant] Well, this guy was very upset about it. C.C. Morgan here. But uhm, I don't, I like Big Bandit Swing.


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[Assistant] You know, like, uh, who was the, it was kind of coming back popular in like the late nineties, the, uh, you know, the, like the jump job and yeah, yeah. Yeah. Stuff like that. It was kind of coming back around a little bit. Stray cats.


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[Assistant] Oh, okay, I guess so. I don't even know that I use that word, but.


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[Assistant] But maybe I did. But yeah, I mean that the guy, the government did not care about that guy. Gave him rat poison, killed him, and then used his body. Yeah. Okay. So he was invaluable. Yeah, I mean I thought invaluable, but I guess invaluable.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah. So the homeless guy was priceless. And I mean, let's, I mean, let's be honest though for the work he did in the end. It really was priceless. It was priceless, yeaah.


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[Assistant] It's like, don't put another N in front of a different word to define a word with an N in front of it. Like, what's invaluable mean? Inestimable. Inestimable. And that definition


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[Assistant] Um, and the pillows are amazing. The bed's great. Uh, I used to be a diehard, uh, another kind of mattress company guy, but the Helix is great.


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[Assistant] It's even amazing to unfold the mattress. I mean, it's just like a little air-packed tight little thing. And then you cut the paper off and then it just blows up to a mattress. I mean, it's amazing. I used to, I mean, the amount of times I've moved


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[Assistant] Yeaah, so no one sees. Yeaah. And you get a friend that has...


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean I had a mattress for years that my sister gave to me that her and her husband had had. I mean that mattress moved.


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[Assistant] When I finally threw it away, I was able to fold it and throw it in a dumpster outside of my apartment complex. Oh, that was nice. Yeah. It was the bar's dumpster that I used to go to and I just put it in there like 2 AM. Bar's emptying out. Here I am throwing a mattress.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, the only reason I have any nice things is because of this podcast. I mean, it's amazing. Uh, our next partner has a product we have started using every day. We all started taking athletic greens because none of us eat very well.


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[Assistant] I thought he was talking about the show. The movie was great. I never watched the show.


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[Assistant] I don't know. It's a pretty good amount. People always go, what's the population? And I go.


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[Assistant] I don't know. What is this that you're even- This is high school football attendance. Oh, oh, I thought you were talking about the population of the town. Okay, okay. For a game, yeah.


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[Assistant] I don't believe you. But Dallas, Fort Worth together is probably bigger than San Antonio, right? Yeah. So they kind of split their city up.


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[Assistant] But it's like, you know, somebody was saying that St. Louis would be bigger, but St. Louis only counts the metro area, whereas Columbus would count all of the, uh, suburban areas around it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, like all the, I mean not all, but most, I feel like most of the stadiums are AstroTurf now. Professional.


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[Assistant] I like that. I like that kind of controversy. First bass would be a good one. First bass would be a good one. I always felt like first bass, I mean, I guess catcher too, it's like one of the hardest cause people are just throwing at you all the time. You know? Like you're not really getting thrown to


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[Assistant] Let me ask though, you, your vacation?


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[Assistant] Alabama's young guns coming in. They were really trying to make them like the Beatles, they said at one point. That's why they, cause it was just the three of them were the cousins.


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[Assistant] And then they kept putting the drummer in the pictures on all the, because they wanted them to be like the Beatles.


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[Assistant] The blonde guy there is not really part of the original group.


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[Assistant] Uh, I think the guy on the left, the far left.


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[Assistant] Marfan syndrome? Oh, Liam Nelson, the comedian Liam Nelson, who's seven foot tall, has Marfan syndrome.


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[Assistant] I don't know. They said something. I guess they needed somebody to get off or something like that. I had too many people. He got off.


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[Assistant] Yeah, apparently Waylon Jennings made a joke as he was getting off, like, I hope your plane goes down. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I think a lot of those were private planes that were not, like they, not, like I think Lynyrd Skynyrd's plane they were like. Oh, they said they were gonna f-


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[Assistant] Yeah. After this trip. Right. It had some problems. It had problems. Yeah.


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[Assistant] But you know what I mean? It's so inconvenienced by it that I'm just like, let's just go.


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[Assistant] I mean it's annoying when they come over the overhead and tell you that there's going to be a delay because they're fixing something.


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[Assistant] But also it's like, yeah, it's nice that you're not running the plane with the check engine light on.


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[Assistant] That's just like, that's passport photos.


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[Assistant] We ran a couple of tests on them and we figure at least 9000 BC on these things, I mean.


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[Assistant] You really gotta give it up to that guy though. That's a good scheme. That's amazing.


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[Assistant] That's like a, you know, that could be an apartment. You know, like a, you know.


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[Assistant] I guess he took the money before he built it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but you know, people try, somebody tried to do that to my dad. They brought some gravel and they were, they were like, we'll go, we'll build you a driveway here. We'll charge you so much for square foot. And he goes, okay, that sounds good. And they put it all down.


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[Assistant] And then when they were done, they, they gave them this price and the price was way higher and they were like, yes, uh, by cubic feet.


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[Assistant] And he said, well, you said square feet and they were like, Oh no, it's cubic feet. And then they were like, he hit the price. They gave him was like hundreds versus the new price, which was thousands. And my dad was like, well, you're talking thousands. I'm talking hundreds. You can just take all this gravel up and just take it back with you.


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[Assistant] Is that what they did? And they apparently were running a scam.


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[Assistant] And my dad, and, and they got, they, I don't know if they got caught, but my dad was like, well, I'll just call the city and talk to them about it. And they just took off and, and so he got a free road. Oh wow.


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[Assistant] Go on up to the fourth floor, get the rest of those bed frames.


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[Assistant] I heard about it. Yeah. He never got to really take it in.


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[Assistant] It's been a month there, one. I've heard road comics do that joke a few times.


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[Assistant] Actually in, in, in a gig me and Aaron did in, uh, Michigan, that casino, that, that host, a radio DJ did a joke like that. Boatman? No, no, no. And that other one where the, where the guy, the guy with the, like a messed up arm and the guy had one eye, it was in the casino in Michigan, way up.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, but this, this other one was the Island Resort and Casino. I forget the part. It was Upper Peninsula, Michigan. Uh, it's the last one we did on that run. It's where we both bombed really bad. I mean, and there was people, you could smoke in there. It was still daylight. There was skylights in there. You could just see that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I was on, yeah, people, you know, people, older people in wheelchairs in there smoking.


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[Assistant] Big biker gang right up front, a lot of injuries to their bodies. Like one guy was missing an arm and, and like a guy was missing an eye and the leader kept yelling at us the whole time. And I was like, I was like, it's clear. I told him, I said, listen, it's clear. No one's going to make you be quiet.


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[Assistant] But you're, you're ruining the show. I'm not gonna tell you to be quiet, but if you did, that'd be okay. Yeah, did he quite do? Ah, nah. He did buy a shirt. Oh, yeah? Yeah.


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[Assistant] And they had this beautiful, like,


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[Assistant] theater room that people performed in, but I was not at that level. I was doing the side room where you could, where you could smoke in.


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[Assistant] I did one just north of Texas in Oklahoma. I stayed in Texas. That's how close it was. My hotel was in Texas and I drove over to do.


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[Assistant] And in the show watching and they had the, you know, just.


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[Assistant] No laughs. I mean, barely laughs the whole time. And afterwards these very, you know, mean, stern looking guys come up and they go, Hey, great show, man. We really loved it. And I was like, wow, you did not laugh one time. I was afraid of you.


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[Assistant] They grow it? There's a lot of floating stuff out there.


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[Assistant] Wow. Well by then, what will a quadrillion really be worth? I mean, honestly.


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[Assistant] Yeah, because a lot of the money is just like a promise, right? Like there, there is, in a lot of ways, there's not really the amount of money that exists. So if we all tried to take it at one time, there wouldn't be enough.


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[Assistant] The mattress looks better. That's what I'm saying. Banks is only as good as the trust.


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[Assistant] That way if like the money went away, like if somehow the US dollar went out of circulation, you would still have something of value. Something tangible. Yeaah. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Oh, so Clark's not a bad name to give up. And dishes and all cat.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they're like, we'll call ourselves Comcast Texas, okay? Wouldn't find the deal.


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[Assistant] And at the time her show was probably, I mean, her word was opress as it. She's getting people to read books. Exactly.


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[Assistant] Both had a strong mustache game. Both Tim and Phil. I bet they've met.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he's the first guy. I mean, I think of a lot of country singers too. Willie Nelson.


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[Assistant] Up from San Antonio. It's a helium reference, possibly.


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[Assistant] That's what he says. Who's that? Bob Wills was a Texas, uh, and the Texas Playboys. He had the swing band. During World War II. A Western swing band. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Bob Wills. So Bob Wills was pretty big at one time. Yeaah. I don't know if you guys think about Bob Wills when you think about Texas. Haven't thought about him much, no.


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[Assistant] I had an aunt, a great aunt that lived in Texas.


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[Assistant] And we had, my grandma, they all had nicknames. My grandmother's nickname was Boozy. And I don't even think she drank. I don't know where that came from. But we would go, we would drive out to Texas. Go across Mississippi, across Louisiana.


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[Assistant] Out to, uh, out to Texas and hang out with Aunt Pud.


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[Assistant] And she had all these rabbits in her backyard, just wild rabbits. And we didn't have rabbits in Alabama. So I loved it.


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[Assistant] And then when I got older, we would go out there and my aunt Pud told me that the rabbits were like eating all our garden up and she wanted me to shoot them.


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[Assistant] And, uh, and then I, I don't know that we ever went back out there after that. But I liked my amp-hub.


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[Assistant] Rest in peace. It was traumatic for me. I was like, jeez, I love these rabbits.


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[Assistant] Wow, I thought it was, I really thought it was like Wisconsin or Minnesota. I thought it was something like that you wouldn't expect. You didn't think it was our biggest state? I thought somebody had said something like it was Wisconsin or Minnesota.


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[Assistant] They were shutting down a lot of Walmarts and operating out of the Walmarts.


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[Assistant] In fact, a lot of people was, was, was saying like, like Walmart.


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[Assistant] I will, I'll watch some videos on it. I mean, I'll watch anything. I'm not. That's not on Netflix. That's a YouTube documentary.


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[Assistant] Well, people think, a lot of people think that Walmarts are like secret military, like they can be, they can become a military base at any point.


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[Assistant] That's what a lot of people believe. Walmarts can? Why is that? Because they just, they say they have the ordering system already built into place to where they can order whatever they need. They have, you know, secret entrances underneath. Shipping infrastructure. They already have all that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, I don't, I'm not saying I believe it, but I do, I did watch the stuff. I mean, people, it was a bunch of people that would drive around the parking lots of Walmart and they would film different things and people would film the garden center and they would go, you know, they'd say, there's barbed wire around the top of this. This is like the prison out here.


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[Assistant] Well, I think a lot of people, you know, they just move on. They don't, there's not really, I mean, with anything though, there's never really much acknowledgement.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean people will fade away. I mean there's been people that have predicted things and then it doesn't happen and then they just kinda fade away because now they, you know, nobody's listening to them now.


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[Assistant] Well, that's interesting. I have heard people say stuff like that too. They were like, oh, they caught on to us. They, you know, I have heard that before too.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, that's what some people will say stuff like that, you know, with, uh, like biblical predictions and stuff. People will say, well, you don't think it's happening because it's not on the news, but it did happen. You know, people will say things like that. I've heard that before. I mean, I'm just into.


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[Assistant] Watching it all. I'm into seeing what's happening. I mean, it's a lot of fun for me.


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[Assistant] Nah, I was too young then. I was. By the way, you'd have got swept up. Oh yeah.


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[Assistant] I mean, we were a little worried about it. I mean, that's the year I graduated, high school, you know, so I was about eight, I mean, and it's like, uh, you know, we were worried about it a little bit, but.


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[Assistant] Well they just said that like all the computer systems were just programmed for, like at 99 it would just reset. Right. And then everything would be, all the banking systems would be messed up. Missile defense systems probably. Power grids.


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[Assistant] Power grids. Even my grandmother came to our house that night, just to...


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[Assistant] My mom, my mom told me my grandmother came. I don't even remember her coming, but she would never come to our house.


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[Assistant] Wow, that's amazing. I had no idea. I am also in San Diego.


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[Assistant] We're in San Diego at the same time. That's going to be great.


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[Assistant] Phil's a good name for a guy that likes to eat, right? Cause you're like, you fill your belly. Yeah. You know?


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[Assistant] Is he my name fool? I don't know, but imagine your kid was named fool.


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[Assistant] You also couldn't be too skinny. Cause you'd be like, I'm full.


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[Assistant] I've gotten that a lot. You know, waiting tables, I go, hey, I'm dusty, I'll be taking care of you. I've had people like brush me and be like, no, you're not.


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[Assistant] Been waiting for that. And they could have caught me on a dandruff day to where I'm like, well, I don't know. Is dandruff dust? I don't know. Dust for the hair.


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[Assistant] Well after that South Carolina game. Don't get me going. After that South Carolina game too, I mean it looks good for, uh, you know, I mean. TFC is still good. We beat Florida. Oh, I did not even see that. Wow, that's awesome.


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[Assistant] Be nice if it went to the janitors that cleaned up the field, you know, if they got a nice bonus.


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[Assistant] Well, I only watch the highlights of the Tennessee South Carolina game and my goodness, I, I don't even think about, I've been to some South Carolina games, but I don't even think about that team. And they came out hot.


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[Assistant] Yeah, cause in college when you're watching a team and they, and they're like, and they, and they lose, you're like, oh, now we're out of everything, right?


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[Assistant] How great would it be though to be, cause for real, I mean, I was even saying like Tennessee is back. So how great would it be for them to be like Tennessee's back and then lose to Vanderbilt?


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's not good. Yeah, I'm against ever taking off your shoes on a plane. I mean, if they don't smell, great, but I'm still kind of against it.


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[Assistant] I sometimes carry extra socks. Maybe I would have just been like, hey, why don't you go ahead and throw these on here.


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[Assistant] Yeah, go ahead and throw these on. Give us a break here.


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[Assistant] Yeah, snacks, not a real bathroom break there. Yeah. Yeah. It's nice. Yeah. It's great. Get started on your movie. You got to shut the laptop down. Yeah. Yeah. You watch movies on a laptop. Yeah. On the plane. Yeah. All the time.


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[Assistant] No iPad or anything? Oh no, I don't even have an iPad. I had a, some kind of Galaxy Tab A, uhm, thing, and I hated it.


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[Assistant] I am not a fan. Why? I don't know. It just felt like, I don't know, I never could get it to work properly.


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[Assistant] I don't even own an iPad. I think I'm gonna get one. I'm gonna fly with my baby soon, so I'm gonna have to get her something.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Uh, to get her a brand new outfit. Wash some cocoa melons or something. Uh, well get me one that she'll be looking at. Yeah. And then next time I'm on the podcast, I'll be like, let me tell you how great your iPad is. I got excited, I'm sorry.


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[Assistant] Just weird stuff. Yeah. Well, I, you know, I was at the, uh, I was in Houston, uh, at the improv and Raymond says, Hey to you. And also wanted me to make some jokes about your golf swing, but I didn't even understand.


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[Assistant] Golf well enough to get his jokes to be able to come and tell them to you.


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[Assistant] But I was in the Houston airport and I'm like getting mad about all these trivial things. I mean, I'm in the priority line to get my.


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[Assistant] Bag's checked in and there's just a long delay and then I end up doing it myself and then I have to go, I have clear to where I can get in all fast, but it's not, it's not being fast. And then I have to go through TSA and I go through the thing and they're like, is your belt on? And I'm like, yeah, my belt's always on. They're like, you got to take your belt off.


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[Assistant] So I'm all mad. I've had to do all these things, all very small things, but they just won right after another and then.


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[Assistant] As soon as I get through them all mad, this guy goes, Hey, are you dusty Sly? And I was like, yeah. And I'm very irritated.


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[Assistant] And I complained to him about all the things and everything he's like validating. He's like, yeah, man, that's the whole point. Why, why, why are we even having to do this? By the time I was done talking to this guy, I was so happy. This guy changed my whole mood. I wanted to give him a shout out. This guy is, uh,


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[Assistant] I don't even know if he listens, but this guy is Alex from Salt Lake City. And, uh, he really cheered me up in this, uh, in this airport. And I was like, cause I thought, oh, this is going to be awkward because this guy is a fan and now I'm all mad. And he just kept validating. He's like, yeah, this is the worst airport in the country, man.


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[Assistant] And I was like, and I'm in the priority line. He's like, yeah, why does it take so long?


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[Assistant] Downloaded your whole day on this guy. Yeah, man. It's crazy. But I told him, I said, wow, you really cheered me up. I said, I really appreciate it. I said, we're having a good time now. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well, it's true, but I was in San Francisco and I felt like I was about to miss my flight. The line was so long and the guy came up to me and he goes, if you sign up for clear, you can skip this whole line.


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[Assistant] And then I ended up having plenty of time, but, uh, so it was really, it was, but now I have it and I just do it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, I, yeah, I see why Eve ate the apple. I mean, I know why she ate it. I mean, she was like, you won't. The serpent was like, you won't.


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[Assistant] Yeah. They scan your eyes and know who you are. Yeah. Well, they probably scanned all our eyes because of our phones anyway, you know? I mean, I'm not, I don't, you know, I don't buy into that, but that because this is done, we might as well just give it all up.


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[Assistant] Aaron does seem like the most grounded person. Like Aaron always seems like it's all going fine. Flap that handle a little bit. Oh, I can. Yeah. Sure. Yeah. Yeah. Enough. Enough. Yeah. But it just seems like the most grounded person. That's very nice to say. Yeah.


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[Assistant] But loaves and fishes. Sometimes if it's a lot of deer, it feels like you want to throw an ass on there just to emphasize that. Yeah. I mean, yeah, there's multiple, but there was multiple, multiple deer.


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[Assistant] That's the southern way of saying it. Yeah, we like to add a syllable in words sometimes.


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[Assistant] I mean the first time I saw that movie I didn't really get it. But as the years go by, the world is more like that movie all the time. Oh yea? Yea. I've never seen it.


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[Assistant] And then when he becomes unfrozen, the world has gotten so dumb that he's now the smartest man in the world. And he has very basic knowledge, but everybody is just marveled by his knowledge.


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[Assistant] And then a coworker that maybe you don't like very much suddenly wins the lottery. It's like, Oh, that could really eat you up.


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[Assistant] You know, he was featuring for me and he has like 60,000 more followers than me on Instagram. He just blew up all of a sudden. And I'm like, this is.


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[Assistant] I mean, this is great because he's very funny and I like him, but it's like, yeah, he won the lottery in a sense. Yeah.


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[Assistant] But he didn't just buy a ticket, he wrote good jokes. Right. You know.


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[Assistant] You know, that seems admirable that he's like, I don't want my family to become lazy, but it's also like, seems selfish. You didn't want to share the money? Yeah.


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[Assistant] He's like, he goes to the gas station and drinks a Coke and doesn't take it to his family cause he doesn't want them to get diabetes. You know what I mean?


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[Assistant] I mean, you know, it's not, I mean, I guess it's cheating, but it's not exactly the same.


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[Assistant] I also love that they're like, you're hard on him, but still giving you a knickknack. I know, they always do that.


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[Assistant] But now you're like, witches are good.


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[Assistant] See, I, you know, I don't know if you've seen the, uh, Wicked, the, uh, Broadway play, but I mean, they really kind of break that down in a way that Glenda doesn't seem so good.


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[Assistant] Oh, it's really great. I mean, I actually, I've only seen one Broadway play in New York City and that was it. And it was amazing. And you went to one about witches? Yeah. This was years ago. I was, I was still drinking back then. My, my whole mind was cloudy. Yeah. I was. But you still like it. I was lost. It was really great. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I played soccer as a kid. Uh, I thought I was very good. My dad told me I wasn't and to stop playing it.


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[Assistant] I don't know. Uhm, I like to, uh, you know, slide tackle. I really like that. I like to take the ball from people by tripping them up. I got a lot of yellow cards. I really enjoyed it. And did he make you not play?


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[Assistant] Well, he didn't make me not play, but he didn't encourage it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, yeah, I mean, I don't know. I mean, but, uh, yeah, my dad wasn't into it. He would come to the games, but I don't think he was into it. Yeah.


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[Assistant] My wife's Canadian and when she was growing up, she, her dad loved soccer, right? So she tried out for a team. She was pretty good, but she tried out for soccer and I guess didn't make the team and her dad got so mad that he formed a different team.


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[Assistant] In that city with all the people that didn't make the team and was like, like this really like hard coach. It was like forcing them to, she was forcing, uh, he was forcing my wife to be very aggressive.


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[Assistant] Were they good? Were they good? I think they were pretty good, but I mean, but she was like, yeah, he formed the team with the people that didn't make the cut. So we were pretty good, but you know, every plot to a movie.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I mean, if they would have won, yeah, that would have been a really, but I think that the, yeah, I mean, it just caused a riff in kind of the local, because there was always just one team that went out for that city and now there's two.


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[Assistant] Kind of the bad boys of soccer or bad girls of soccer.


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[Assistant] Oh yeah, kicking and screaming. Yeah, that was a good one. His coffee scene in there was a lot of fun. Yeah. Yeah.


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[Assistant] And it really makes more sense than what we call football since we barely touch it with our feet.


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[Assistant] You know, you kick off and then you kick field. We're also running around a bunch. That's your feet. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Not really running all the sports. That's true.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, I would think that it stemmed from a rugby type thing. Yeah, that I could see that. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Like you called it, they called it rugby football, right? So it probably stemmed from that here.


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[Assistant] When I was a kid, we had encyclopedias and then like, because we bought this set, like every year we would get like a yearbook. So it'd be like everything that kind of like big events that went on in the year. Cause you know, there was no internet. So you would get these updated things. And I remember looking through one year.


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[Assistant] You know, it's like you get like the set of encyclopedias and then each year you would get a new, so it's probably in the nineties sometime, early nineties.


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[Assistant] I mean it was just, the picture was just right there, people trying to climb over the fence and yeaah.


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[Assistant] In 98 it's voodoo, now it's climate change, right? It would be like, people would be like, the weather's out of control!


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[Assistant] I thought guitar and then everybody started calling it cutter and then I'm like, I'm not really sure.


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[Assistant] I will say that. Yeah, watching people ride bikes.


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[Assistant] Biked for a couple of years. I mean, it's, it's tough to do. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Well, yeah, well not like that. I mean, I sold my car for two years and rode a bike everywhere.


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[Assistant] No, I did wear the helmet, but never had this body for the suit. How long does the Tour de France go? Too long.


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[Assistant] So it goes all around France, probably pretty fun to do.


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[Assistant] Probably not, I mean, when I biked, it's like, that's what I found amazing about biking. It's like you roll through a city on a bike and you really see things that you don't normally see.


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[Assistant] What's it look like to watch it though? What's the visual? Like what kind of thing do you get? I mean, cause look at the mountains in the background of this picture. I mean, yeah.


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[Assistant] I mean, hearing you describe it is actually made it more interesting. As we're talking about, I can't believe who's watching this. And then you go through and it's like, Oh, that is seems pretty fun too. Yeah, I think so.


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[Assistant] And then America just takes the best people from every other country and then we just dominate everything.


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[Assistant] I love the king there. I don't know what he does, but that move seems fun. It's like a bold move there at the end being like, nah, I know you want to do it, but I'm not going to let you.


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[Assistant] I don't know anything about the king there, but I like that move.


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[Assistant] Go to the game, it got straightened up and once they get on the ship, things get crazy. Imagine you go plan this trip, you're going to drink the whole time and that's what you do. You drink and watch soccer and you love soccer, but then you're in Qatar watching this sober and you realize you don't really like soccer. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I didn't think you could drink at college games at all for a long time. We would have to sneak stuff in when we wanted to drink.


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[Assistant] It's liquid zoom just kind of probably smashed. I saw a Gamecocks game one time. I got, we snuck in some mini bottles and me and a buddy of mine, we shared a big, we had a one big cup. We bought one big cup and shared a bourbon and Coke. That was, we didn't even want to spend money on Cokes.


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[Assistant] But they're like, like in Qatar though, they're like all so rich anyway, right? They don't need the money.


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[Assistant] The same for most of these college campuses, right? They all have the money.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we'll chip in. I like the term chip in.


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[Assistant] Then we gotta buy a ticket. If we pay taxes, we should get free tickets.


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[Assistant] So is there lots of teams in Brazil and then they all come together to play in the world cup?


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[Assistant] I love that we're discussing soccer and there's people like off camera that know more about what we're talking about. Well that's true every week.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, I don't know either of these names. So if you're looking at someone who doesn't know anything about soccer, but I mean, to me, I've never heard either of these names. Honestly, maybe I've heard Messi, but maybe.


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[Assistant] Yeah, people say that about me a lot. Yeah. Messy Slay. What, um, who, who, what's the rest of the list?


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[Assistant] I just want to see some comparison, like how much money they're making as opposed to athletes. I know LeBron obviously is way up there.


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[Assistant] I guess not quite as bad as two countries going to war over a soccer game. Like more people were killed, but that's obviously intense. Do they do a 30 for 30 about that?


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[Assistant] I feel like I learned a lot. I knew nothing about soccer and I learned a lot. I learned about Brazil and I learned about the Tour de France and I learned a lot. Did we get anything right? Okay.


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[Assistant] I honestly, I want to watch soccer a little bit now. I never do and I'll phase out of it, but I want to watch it.


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[Assistant] It is hard with a baby too, like yesterday I was watching some, some NFL red zone, uh, which I know people were shocked that I watched, but I was, and my daughter brought me a book to read her, and I can't be like, get out of here. You know what I mean? I gotta read the book.


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[Assistant] But, uh, I don't know, I don't remember the book, but it was like, you know, I gotta read this to you. Did you read it fast like the Red Zone guy? Yeah, I mean I zoomed through it.


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[Assistant] You guys argued how you could win a fight with a bear. They were, some people were so upset. They said, I had to stop watching the episode.


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[Assistant] I'm like, whatever we say, generally do the opposite and that's probably the accurate.


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[Assistant] We didn't have stone tablets, but we had paper tablets. Like I learned to write my ABCs on a tablet.


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[Assistant] It was probably phasing out by the time you guys got around. Yeah. For me, it was, it was.


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[Assistant] So if that guy told you, well, I'll just not charge you this week. He just thought, let's see if this guy will go for it. I have two trash services that I physically pay for.


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[Assistant] It's a little bit me and a guy named Muttsy and all three of us are white. Yeah. Oh yeah.


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[Assistant] I'll be in Phoenix, right? I'll be in Phoenix. The hottest state in the United States.


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[Assistant] Okay. Well, Phoenix is the hottest city in the United States. It was hot. It was hot. All right. I went there one time with you, stand up live and we didn't see this, but right before I think we


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[Assistant] It's been a couple days before. They have these things called Haboobs. You familiar with this?


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[Assistant] Uh, Haboob is a sandstorm or dust storm that goes through Arizona and it is.


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[Assistant] Or would you say John saw a poob? Like I'm being too specific.


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[Assistant] Well anyway, yeaah, there's a video of them just blanking. And there was one just recently? There was one a few days before we got there, I think, and they were talking about it, and, and, I mean, you see it coming in, but...


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[Assistant] It's, it's just, it's crazy. How much time do you have to get inside when you see this?


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[Assistant] Yeah, there's one of the Mission Impossibles, I think. Tom Cruise is on that super tall building.


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[Assistant] I was, uh, still trying to reference more of how far away you see them coming in.


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[Assistant] I thought because they're low humidity, it actually cooled off quicker there than it did here, but I guess I'm wrong. Little debate.


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[Assistant] It was delayed. I didn't see this happen, but the guy with three rows in front of me apparently was trying to stuff his bag in the overhead bin, the Southwest flight, and it was too big and he broke the door to the bin and the flight attendant


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[Assistant] She really laid into it, chastised him. She's like, you broke this because you tried. And she's like, now we're going to have to delay the flight to fix it. And it did it delayed about 45 minutes.


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[Assistant] Guy comes on, making this guy, I can't fix this. They have to take everyone's luggage out of that bin and check it. And then he comes back with tape.


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[Assistant] Just because that guy apparently, I don't know how you break a bin by just trying to stuff something in there, but.


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[Assistant] No, he was like three rows in front of me and no. Was he apologetic about this? Uhm, I couldn't tell exactly what he was saying, but he kind of acted like he's like,


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[Assistant] Uh, the Bridgeway or whatever, and they just stood, he and his wife just stood in the row.


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[Assistant] So Arizona was the uh, 48th state.


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[Assistant] Wow. I knew Alaska and Hawaii were the last two. Couldn't have told you the one before that. Arizona.


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[Assistant] Well, they thought they were too uncivilized down there because a bunch of fights kept breaking out. So there was these two families that kept...


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[Assistant] Fighting the Grahams and the Tuksberries. And they were fighting over land. And this went on for years. And estimated 35 to 50 people died from this fight. And, uh, it's called the Pleasant Valley War.


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[Assistant] And it gave the Arizona territory a bad reputation for not being ready for statehood.


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[Assistant] Well, Tombstone, Arizona. Yeah. Tombstone is the okay corral, probably the most famous one. Is that the movie Tombstone? Is it about that?


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[Assistant] Alright, well we did one on Old West and you guys didn't know Doc Holliday. I knew Doc Holliday. I've heard of him. I did.


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[Assistant] Uhm, and then there was the Apache War, so we're also going on down there.


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[Assistant] Didn't give up their land easily. As late as 1933, they were still doing fights. As late as when? 1933.


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[Assistant] So all that's still going on down there and so it's still happening.


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[Assistant] Uh, the biggest one is the Navajo Nation. They're so big that, you know, we talk about Arizona is not on daylight saving time, but the Navajo Nation is.


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[Assistant] Who's code breakers? Alright, their language couldn't be broken. Code couldn't be broken. I haven't seen the movie.


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[Assistant] 15 different ways. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, Arizona is called the Grand Canyon State. Can anybody guess why? Grand Canyon. That's not bad, right? Uh, it's one of seven natural wonders of the world. Does anybody know any of the other natural wonders of the world?


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[Assistant] I think the pyramids are for just the wonders of the world. I think it's one.


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[Assistant] Uh, Grand Canyon is the fourth most visited national park in the US.


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[Assistant] The number one is by far the most. Smoky Mountain. Smoky Mountain. It's a great smokey.


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[Assistant] So there was an archaeologist, uh, two of them, who said they discovered a secret tunnel housing Egyptian artifacts and mummies in the Grand Canyon.


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[Assistant] And this was published in the Arizona Gazette. The Smithsonian denies all these allegations, says it's not real. Of course they do. But these archaeologists said they found a bunch of stuff down there.


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[Assistant] And, uh, they think the Egyptians came over on the Pacific Ocean and then...


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[Assistant] Well, I mean, I think it's a secret cave that I don't even know where it exists. Oh yeah, there was one right up here. I mean, I guess these archeologists are dead.


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[Assistant] Well, uh, speaking of UFOs, Phoenix had one of the most well-documented cases in recent years, the lights over Phoenix, or the Phoenix Lights, March 13th, 1997.


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[Assistant] Up to 700 people saw these lights over Phoenix.


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[Assistant] Even though in 1997 people had video cameras, so there's video of these lights in the sky.


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[Assistant] Especially in wintertime when the leaves are off the trees and you can see just the light up there. Yeaah. And it does look so high like it's in the sky.


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[Assistant] Yeah, this is the year before Ray Kroc got involved, so this is still... Maybe I'll go to that McDonald's for after the special. It closed in 1986. Alright. Dang.


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[Assistant] Well, that's a good guess. 1975, it was in Sierra Vista, and soldiers from the nearby


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[Assistant] Lines of hungry soldiers stretched around the building and Big Macs flew out the window as fast as the crew could make them and then McDonald's started doing drive through window.


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[Assistant] The, uh, most remote Indian reservation in the U S also in Arizona. It's in the Grand Canyon.


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[Assistant] It's only accessible by foot, pack animal, or helicopter.


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[Assistant] They have their mail and most of their food delivered by mules. 200 people live there.


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[Assistant] He had it dismantled and each of the 10,276 granite blocks were numbered and shipped from London to Arizona and reassembled. So the London Bridge is in Arizona.


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[Assistant] It took three years to reassemble and they had a grand opening October 1971. So, I guess you can go over it.


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[Assistant] Um, Arizona has one of the world's largest meteor craters. It's 570 feet deep.


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[Assistant] Estimated hit Earth 50,000 years ago and NASA astronauts trained in it before their trip to the moon. Dusty, carry comment.


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[Assistant] It's like privately owned, but they do tours.


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[Assistant] Like the government, I don't think owns it. I think a private individual owns it, but has turned it into a- When did this happen? 50,000 years ago.


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[Assistant] So you think the meteorites, we've seen them come down.


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[Assistant] Some stuff from the sky that blow out windows. Thank you.


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[Assistant] Hologram, I'll say. Let's mess with them. Uh, there's 13 different species of rattlesnake in Arizona. That's a lot of species.


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[Assistant] That is. JJ Watt found one in his house this weekend. Oh wow. I'm just keeping up with him, I guess. Well, he posted a video of it asking people which cop it was, I think.


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[Assistant] Uhm, one of the largest astronomical observatories is in Arizona. It has one of the largest telescopes there is, the Kitt Peak National Observatory.


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[Assistant] Arizona say, they say it's great for, because it's so far away from light, once you get out of Phoenix, that it's good for observing


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[Assistant] Lake Mead. Oh yeaah. Manmade lake. That's what people are going crazy about. Yeaah. Cause of the dead bodies?


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[Assistant] It is, but now they're finding dead bodies in it because it's going down.


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[Assistant] I still don't know what happened to him. There was a woman, this was on Unsolved Mysteries.


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[Assistant] There was a woman in 1992 who was a river runner guide and she knew everything about the river. And they looked at her picture and they're like, that looks a lot like Bessie Hyde. So they think this woman could have been her, just faked her identity. Ooh. Faked her own identity.


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[Assistant] Uh, the Gila monster is the, uh, lives in Arizona desert. It's the largest lizard native to the United States and it's, it's poisonous and it has a, uh,


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[Assistant] The drug for the management of type 2 diabetes is based on a protein from its saliva.


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[Assistant] It's like the fluoride. There's a guy in Phoenix who set a world record for building a pyramid using 1 million pennies.


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[Assistant] And he took about four years to do this. And, uh, first he had to get donation of that many pennies. How much money is that? A million pennies. Would that be, would that be a hundred thousand?


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[Assistant] Uh, he received donations from his co-workers and all donations totaled about 30,000 pennies or $300.


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[Assistant] Okay, yeaah. Uhm, anyway, there's a video of him.


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[Assistant] So Starbucks got around this by saying we're not charging you for water, we're charging you for the cup.


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[Assistant] So. But you can bring your own bottle in there. And they'll pour it in there? Yeah, I guess so.


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[Assistant] It's probably not enforced a lot. Most people in Arizona probably didn't even know it until right now.


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[Assistant] Uh, so sports, half of the major league baseball teams go to spring training in Arizona, the Cactus League. Irvin?


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[Assistant] Against the Yankees. Everybody was, like, one time people were rooting for the Yankees because of 9-11. Right. More than Mets.


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[Assistant] I think that's when Bush threw out the first pitch. It was held in November because the season was delayed, but the Diamondbacks won it. Just three years after they became a franchise. Crazy. Pretty crazy.


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[Assistant] Uh, Cardinals went to 1 World Series, Kurt Warner, a few years ago against the Steelers. Super Bowl. Super Bowl. That was a lot of fun. Yeah. Oh, what'd I say?


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[Assistant] Yeah, thank you. World series of football. That's what it is, essentially.


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[Assistant] Let me ask you this. Do you watch the Little League World Series and think, this is rigged, this isn't authentic because the Dixie Youth League's not playing in it?


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[Assistant] They won. They won. And Tennessee's in it right now. Well, not when this airs, but Tennessee's in this year's little


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[Assistant] Cause it's got a lot of Tennessee's doing really well. Last few years have been going.


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[Assistant] I think there might be a team from Waverly that plays Dixie Youth that's in the nose cause Morgan. Waverly Alabama.


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[Assistant] Waverly Tennessee, they had the flood last year that wiped them out.


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[Assistant] Waverly, Humphreys County. I just wanted to throw out this one part. Morgan Wallen, is that how you say his last name? Yes.


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[Assistant] He paid for all the travel for this team to go to Dixie U, so it was like...


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[Assistant] It's like a big deal for this team. Cause they got flooded last year and lost everything. Yeah, yeah. I'm on board with that. I just wanted to share that tidbit.


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[Assistant] Aaron and I had this debate in Utah because we almost went to the Utah Sports Hall of Fame. We're just like, well, who's there? I mean, I got one I'll throw out.


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[Assistant] I was going to say Charles Barkley. Yeah. Charles Barkley. The best athlete? Yeah. Well, yeah, or just maybe best known.


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[Assistant] It seemed like people in the South call it toboggan, people in Canada call it toque, and the rest of the US calls it a beanie.


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[Assistant] But people will send me articles saying there's different variations. Everything's technically a beanie.


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[Assistant] There's a lot of, a lot of different things, knit cap, sock cap, stocking cap.


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[Assistant] Alright. And I didn't even think anything about it when you said it last week, cause that's what I call it.


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[Assistant] Not even prepared for it. I just remember being in line and it's just the prime chance to kick someone while they're doing it.


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[Assistant] I'd say the Kid Nurse 1970, I agree Nate is one of the best in the game, but to win a Grammy you have to be the best in the game and the Grammy's determined he is not.


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[Assistant] So, I'm sorry, I don't want to get ahead of you. This is all your idea.


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[Assistant] I forgot to mention, when I got home, we got home to the hospital, I had to go pick up some medicine. We'd been in the hospital for four days. I was like, why did I smell gas? The squirrels had bitten through my gas line again.


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[Assistant] We did everything people suggested, put out fake snakes, we put out mothballs, we spray, back to spraying now, this bonnet repellent.


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[Assistant] We've got like two, one by our car and one by our dad's car and her dad's like moving it now. He thinks, you know, the snake, he thinks the squirrels are onto it. So he's moving it, but he doesn't tell anybody. So I'll just be going to mailbox and I just jump out of my skin because her dad's moved it.


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[Assistant] I have a lot of squirrel updates since I last talked about it. They've, they've hit my car twice. Twice. They might listen.


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[Assistant] Light came on in my car, this is just like two weeks ago, and then I took it in the shop and they were like, yep, squirrels bit through your fuel line.


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[Assistant] And we're gonna, you know, they fixed it or whatever. It was in the shop for a week. I bring it home.


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[Assistant] We have so many critters. We have a groundhog, uh,


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[Assistant] Snake of the day. Oh, so then, so then I go, uh, uh, there's the, uh, that's the, that's the mechanics.


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[Assistant] Took a picture of it, showed the line. It tore through that thing.


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[Assistant] So then, my father-in-law is very stressed about it. He has nothing else going on. So he's like, I'm gonna, I already put out a fake snake.


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[Assistant] Maybe so. Are y'all gonna move it around every now and again?


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[Assistant] I mean, right now I have two snakes under my car and a bar soap, uh, cause someone suggested on the podcast, the Irish spring original soap and they said put it in a sock and it's fascinating. I don't know how to do that. So I just put a bar soap under my car, but it's raining today. So when I get home, yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, I put it on the neighborhood Facebook thing and tons of people commented like it's a real problem. Now most people have garages and I guess we're going to have to do that, but that's a, that's not a quick fix.


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[Assistant] An antique store in Fort Wayne. Yeah, if it's an antique store, they'd probably be like, wow, is this some ancient glove? I mean, why else would...


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[Assistant] Uhm, can, before you get into it, can I ask the glove update?


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[Assistant] I'm going to say it's the guy that used to work with your sister who's the Bigfoot Express. He is. It is.


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[Assistant] I mean, I need to try one. You're going to play Augusta. I'm going to say that you'll finally play the probably the nicest golf course in America, right?


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[Assistant] They did a, uh, survey a few months ago of Americans to see what animals would win in a fight and what animals humans could beat in a fight. And, uh, if you could pull that up.


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[Assistant] Uhm, 6% of American men said they could beat a grizzly bear in a fight. Which is ridiculous.


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[Assistant] I looked up like could an MMA fighter like choke a bear out or just anything and they're like, no, it would be over just like that.


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[Assistant] Now that, if you can scroll down a little bit further, it'll show like what animals, that's what


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[Assistant] Well, as far as bear attacks, it basically said don't do what you suggested. Don't try to run from the bear. The grizzly bear, that is.


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[Assistant] From someone who said, was it the late show? Yeah, they apologize because they said, um, his wife.


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[Assistant] Her hair, I guess, was hanging over the seat, the guy behind him, and the guy put his knee on her hair, like, you know, to pin it against the chair.


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[Assistant] And they got into a, uh, not a fist fight, but they got in a big argument. Yeah.


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[Assistant] That's how you say it. Compass.


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[Assistant] Wow. I mean, it's word for word almost. It's unbelievable. Some of these drinks should float. Some of them should not. You guys want to guess before we do it? I'm betting diet floats.


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[Assistant] I meant to get regular Pepsi, but I grabbed it too fast. So I don't know, wild cherry might be a variable, but, uh, do you want to try it, Nate? I do enjoy a wild cherry Pepsi.


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[Assistant] Because it doesn't have sugar. Sugar is denser than water, so regular soft drinks are denser than water, but diet drinks are less dense than water, so therefore they float.


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[Assistant] The head is my second cousin, Terry Ash. He was the sheriff in Wilson County for about 20 years.


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[Assistant] Uh, this beard riding up on my mouth here is the hard part. The hair, uh, I had a brown wig, but it was like a clam rock too long. I wish I'd have kept it.


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[Assistant] It saved me 250. Okay. This looks good on you. And, uh, I mean, I'm into this look. The glasses were the hard part. I texted dusty and I said, Hey, where do you get your glasses? He said at a thrift store. So.


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[Assistant] And then I went to another thrift store, could not find the glasses, had to order these online.


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[Assistant] It's the best I could do. How much total all in? About a hundred dollars. Oh really? Wow. That's about right. That's about right. A hundred dollars for the whole.


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[Assistant] I never really, the more we talk about it, the more I'm thinking bangles, like Ben goals, Ben goals.


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[Assistant] Hello folks, welcome to NateLand. No, I'm joking. Hello folks, uh, welcome to NateLand podcast. I'm Nate Bargetti, sitting here with Brian Bates, Aaron Weber, Dusty Slay. Summer may get all the excitement, but nothing beats the great outdoors during the fall. Prepare for your best outdoor.


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[Assistant] Uh, memories yet and save some, save big during solo stove fall event plus use promo code Nate at solo stove.com for an extra $10 off. That's solo stove.com promo code Nate for $10 off on top of the.


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[Assistant] Fall event deals, hurry the fall event ends November 10th.


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[Assistant] Also take advantage of the electric e-bikes end of season sale now and get your adventure on. Go to electricebikes.com and save up to $50 on a 2.0 e-bike purchase during the end of season sale.


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[Assistant] But hurry, the sale ends on October 23rd, again that is electric, L-E-C-T-R-I-C-E-Bikes.com.


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[Assistant] Here we are, I think I'm gonna say Hey Bear at the end though. There's part of me, I've been, I think by this stuff's a lot.


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[Assistant] And I feel like it's being forced, so I like a hello folks at the end of it, because Hey Bear is more of a, it's more in the wild. Is the point of it, I think. Hey Bear, Hey Bear. Like it's just, it's a good like that. You know? So when would you do it? On the show? I don't know if you would.


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[Assistant] Uh, hello folks. I think maybe do it at the end. Okay. I'll throw in Hey Bear just to, you know, the people usually saying Hey Bear I think are listening to the end.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but I, yeah, I, I mean, I'll say it, but I mean, you just say it. Like someone doesn't know. I don't think, you know, I don't see them, you know, they get, they don't get up and head out and they go, I'm already confused.


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[Assistant] I think it fits with you more than me. Like if they see you and yelled Hey Barry, I'd be like, yeah, man, imagine this guy just yells at that.


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[Assistant] Compass. Yeah. There's no, I don't think people, if you were.


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[Assistant] If you were standing with a man that had only a compass in his hand and you said, hand me that compass, I don't think he would guess what to do. I think he would be confused and go, what?


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[Assistant] And then you'd be the compass and you'd have to point at it and it never would be talked about and y'all would just leave.


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[Assistant] And he would be like, am I crazy? Am I saying this wrong? And then would maybe start saying Compass personally in his own life until he got ridiculed and then. Yeah, I mean, I've, this is the first time I've encountered it.


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[Assistant] That's like, it would, it would, yeaah, I mean, I've just never heard it, I'm not saying I'm right or wrong or whatever. What about the word?


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[Assistant] Hey Bear, hello folks. Sorry, I was flustered as I walked out. I found him just off his profile in the lobby. I would feel, you think you're flustered a lot?


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[Assistant] Yeah. I'd say that's a good word to describe. Like, I feel like you would be very flustered. It's got a kind of older person.


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[Assistant] Yeah, every day is kind of a lot. Yeah. You know, like when it's like, oh God, you know, you just go into the.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's a day. It's a day. I am flustered. Yeah. Like I said, like in Seinfeld when uh, Nana or whatever sets the alarm and she's already sitting in bed and just hits the button and goes to the bank, chemical bank. Yeah. Yeah, it's a whole


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[Assistant] Yeaah. No, I'm saying like a trailer part.


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[Assistant] It's, but that's the end of the word. Oh, well put. Complementary. Ped is the end of that word. Comp. I don't, I don't trust the Google lady.


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[Assistant] They even, even over there when we started. They, they, they probably got it rolling, but that's alright. I say a lot of stuff wrong. Uh, alright, this week you're about to find out. Here we go.


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[Assistant] I don't, I don't know if I would ever think that they have to do that.


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[Assistant] If it was super packed, then I would say you gotta, you gotta do it. That's a, that's a.


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[Assistant] Uh, event by event. I don't know how to say that, but it's a situation by situation. Okay. Like where you go, if you're, if it's like the line's crazy, it's like, then yeah, you're being rude. If you're like, yo dude, we all gotta get gas. They do that with our bus.


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[Assistant] Ricky, when he, when he fills the bus up, you fill it up because you're filling up, you know.


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[Assistant] I almost bet they would have a sign that says that. Yeaah. Cause you can't, you can't just run into Bucky's. I mean who is even...


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[Assistant] I would think how many people are going to Buc-ee's and you just, I guess you just fill up there and then you leave. I would think that would be like, you wouldn't go there if you were just trying to get gas. You go for the experience. Yeah. Yeah. Greg Garcia went to Buc-ee's. How'd he like it? He loved it. Yeah, him as well.


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[Assistant] Die restaurant? You're like, this is not what I thought it was.


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[Assistant] Like you're talking about like a tiny one that's in the, I don't think that's what he's talking about. Talking about an action, one that the people are using.


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[Assistant] Do you still have like that, you pull the thing over? You know how you like turn it? You have to turn it. Oh those pumps. I miss those.


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[Assistant] Who filled it up at, uh, in the Andy Griffith show? Goober? Gomer? Yea, Gomer. Yea. You still Gomer? You got a Gomer in your life? I am the Gomer in my life.


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[Assistant] No, it's- Goober is so famous that you can just say goober in like-


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[Assistant] You know, probably my, I don't know how far down of a generation you can go, but.


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[Assistant] But I, I think Goober is, if you, even if you say Gomer, I feel like they're going to picture Goober's face. I bet you're right. I bet you're right. Okay.


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[Assistant] Alright. Uh, finally found someone that didn't go to Notre Dame and your family. Uh, is he a brilliant guy too or something? I don't know. He got a Purdue? I don't know much about him.


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[Assistant] Travis Duff as a guy in gearhead, it was painful as a car guy in a gearhead.


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[Assistant] It was painful to listen to this episode. There's no need to add premium fuel to a car that doesn't require it like a small Toyota.


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[Assistant] That's what we said. I think Travis is our goober. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Travis, you're, you got a new role now in this podcast. You're a car guy. You're goo. We, we pull up to you and go, is this true? I didn't know that. I'm glad to know it. Yeah. I think it's good to know. You don't, you don't like it though. I don't, yeah, I don't have a car that would require it. So it was good.


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[Assistant] Uh, you have a car that always requires gas though. Yeaah, yeaah. Yeaah. Yeaah. It's like on that electric ground. No. Uh. Wind. Yeaah. Wind powered car. Yeaah. Not a sail car out here. Yeaah. Gas heavy.


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[Assistant] Love it. Yeaah. Yeaah. Uh, Brandon Adams.


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[Assistant] Use words. I thought about it, it's, I think it's living in your, they're in your, your moment. Living in the moment is your own moment.


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[Assistant] So you're only doing you. Does that make sense? I thought about, it's not in the moment. It's you're like, you're just self-absorbed of just, I'm doing this thing in my moment. This is for me.


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[Assistant] And you're, there's no, no one else is around. No one else matters. No one, like, that's why you can, you know, you got those selfies where people are just doing them wherever. They make videos in front of a bunch of people and no one cares. I don't know. You know, I'm thinking I'm over it now.


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[Assistant] I thought of it that weekend, sometimes it's like, but I still think, I still like, the running Walmart thing's not bad. Yeah. Get yourself, you know.


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[Assistant] Instead of managing a Walmart. Uh, which would be a lot. Mhm. There's a lot of people on Walmart. They're still doing good.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. I got, yeaah. Well yeaah. Well it's either gonna be Baby Bieber and when he leaves it's Laura.


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[Assistant] Can you, I mean, y'all are just seeing a little insight of where my brain goes. She's stuck with it. Wait, she's been very great though. Like, uh, not the whole time.


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[Assistant] There's been some days she's been off, I would say, but no, but lately it's like, I've been calling her if I get like frustrated, like if I get, uh, I've learned if you, if I, you just gotta like get it out.


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[Assistant] Like, so if I get, like, you're on the road, like, something's not going the way I want it, like, it's not, you know, and I, and I'll just call her and she lets me just say it. And then I'm usually like, I'm like, oh, alright. And then I'm like, I don't care.


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[Assistant] I feel like we're in a good, uh, a good rhythm right now that she lets me do it when it's time for me to do it. But then, you know, when it's 1130 at night and then I'm like, I start rolling. Right. It's like, she's like, all right. All right. That's enough. Yes.


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[Assistant] Yeah, fodder bed. And another thing, I go, let me tell you something else. Uh.


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[Assistant] Ryan Miner. Dusty said his buddy would throw a cig into a bucket of gasoline. That's because the liquid does not light on fire but the fumes do.


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[Assistant] Was jail, was just, y'all talked about jail more than you think most families.


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[Assistant] You're around. It wasn't insane for someone not to be home because of jail.


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[Assistant] See, I think people should like, like, you, you should be involved in like,


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[Assistant] Exactly. Thinking outside the box. 100%. I like it.


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[Assistant] Jesse David. Dusty mentioned he loved the dog mascot and then y'all shut him down saying he was a polar bear.


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[Assistant] He was thinking about slush puppies. That's what we had in our mom and pop gas station in West Georgia, especially by the trailer parks. I'm sure that's what Dusty found in East Alabama gas stations as well.


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[Assistant] It's a, it's just completely a bear. A polar bear. I mean, that's the most polar bear, you know, I think a polar bear would bark at it if it saw it.


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[Assistant] I mean not, we're trying to, uh, just a drawing of an actual polar bear.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Uh, I did get Harper and Icy. Uh, I didn't do it that day.


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[Assistant] Uh, I don't know, something happened. And then, but then yesterday when I was driving home, uh, I, I like was going to, I was like, going to get one. You can't buy it too far out. You know, I was driving back from Lexington, Kentucky. And so then I like looked it up. I was like, typed in IC and Google on Google maps, just to see. And there was like two that popped up.


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[Assistant] Cause there's, I know there's some slush puppies, and she doesn't love that. She wanted an icee, so I was like, well I gotta find the icee. And then you're like, how you can stop in there? I stopped in a couple gas stations, they weren't in there. And then, so I found one, and it was in this Brentwood skull and skating rink.


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[Assistant] And, uh, so I went in there and I got in there and, uh, I walked in and I go, Hey, I'm just trying to buy an IC. And the lady was, she started laughing. I go, can I just go buy the IC? And she goes, yeah, I guess, you know, and then I went and bought two ICs and left.


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[Assistant] But was very, very confused. I thought Burger King sold icee's.


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[Assistant] I mean, I went in, I didn't get the cup. You know, they just had the plastic cups and they had blue. She likes blue. They had blue and strawberry lemonade.


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[Assistant] And that was the only kind they had. They didn't have cherry. They had cola, but I didn't like, you know, but yeah. And then one was just called blue? It's like blue raspberry. That's what, and Harper liked that. So, but I got it.


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[Assistant] Belhom. I bet it's Belhom. Belhom. Safira Belhom. It's a very, it's a beautiful name. Safira Belhom. It is. That would sound like, you know, oh, the Belhom.


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[Assistant] Maybe below me. Maybe they're, uh. Well, now they live in a different part of town.


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[Assistant] Uh, they call her sap below me. And you're like, all right, well y'all, we live next door to dusty. All right. Uh, I think it's sephira bell homie. And I think a lot of people are like, Oh, I was at hers. Um, when she turned 16, her party, what's that party called?


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[Assistant] Dusty do not eat the seed from inside the nectarine pit. They naturally contain cyanide compounds which are poisonous. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] I only rinse fruit just cause I can picture my own.


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[Assistant] Wife or mom just being like, you gotta rinse fruit. Yeah. And then like I would only do it because of that. I have no like.


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[Assistant] I want to make sure I get everything off of it. It's just cause I don't want, I would picture someone going, why don't you rinse that? I'd do the same thing, wash my hands. Or is that do it? It's cause the people are standing around. Yeaah. Yeaah. That's the hardest part.


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[Assistant] There's a good mix in between that like, let's just agree it's weird to be like- It's not a tasty treat. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Would you get, ask someone else to get you like, hey, I'm just trying to get to that pit, do you mind eating the nectarine around it?


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[Assistant] If they're, I'll give them, if they're at least 40% popped, I'll-


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[Assistant] Yeah, I, I do, you ever take, uh, see if you get, how many you get all popped? That's fun. And then you're like, ooh. What's your record, percentage wise? I can never get a hundred percent. It's never, yeah, I've had it close. I feel like, I feel like I've had like, you know, where you're like a couple were down there and you're like. Are we talking in the microwave or you guys do it in the pan? Microwave.


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[Assistant] It is a staple of any good gas station. If I wanted pizza and the only two choices were Pizza Hut and Hunt Brothers, I'd choose Hunt Brothers every time.