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[Assistant] Yeah, cause how, how everybody's been there, that's over 21, you go at the bar, you're standing there, you're trying to get their attention, you're trying to find a spot to get in the bar, that's all gone now.


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[Assistant] But sometimes, I mean, some bartenders are great, but sometimes you're like a, you're a respectful patron, you're ready, you're just trying, you're being patient and they just ignore you.


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[Assistant] Well, we're on the fence about that, but I went to another place where I realized how easy it was to can beer.


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[Assistant] I went in and said, I want this to go, and they said, well that's on tap. And then, uh, then they told me, but we can can it. So they have this big giant can with no label on it. They fill it up at the tap, they put it in a little machine which presses a lid on it that has a little pop top thing on it.


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[Assistant] Possibly, I mean you have to I guess go through some hoops to make sure the alcohol percentage is right and the labelings are legally done right. But I love, and it probably looks really like


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[Assistant] But the top looked like a real can. Looked like a real can. It was just completely silver. Yea, but just completely silver. They put a little sticker on it just to say the alcohol. Just like this but bigger.


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[Assistant] Well listen, there's a discrepancy in the world with lemonade and shandy. Sometimes if you're in Europe or in some fancy place and you order a lemonade, they're giving you a sprite. And you're like, this is clearly not lemonade. It should just be lemon, water, and maybe some sugar.


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[Assistant] Uh, because some shandies in European countries are like beer with like a 7-Up or a Sprite. Not a lemonade. Oh yeaah, I like em. How's that taste though? I'm sure it's fine, but if you're used to lemonade, like real lemonade, like I am.


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[Assistant] How's our new, how's our new beard coming along? Oh, it's not?


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[Assistant] Hey listen, that place we went to, Poor, they had, is Perseco a wine? Yes, it's Sparkling Wine. That's what it was. That's a really good summer sweet kinda, you know. They had that on tap as well. They cut you off after 32 ounces, almost hit it. Oh yea? Yea. Well, they, I mean. I did hit it.


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[Assistant] I might be going to the break room here in a second. Why's that? Does anyone need anything?


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[Assistant] How often does situations like this get abused? Like, the two situations I think of are, uh,


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[Assistant] Or, if you're old, sometimes you can play that, like uhm, I'm losing it a little bit, I just need to move to the front of the line. Does that ever get done? That's gotta get done, right?


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[Assistant] I remember a situation where my family and I, we bent the rules a bit. It was my birthday every time we went to a Japanese restaurant. Every single time. Okay, so you had that growing up as well.


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[Assistant] And I understand when it's justified. But are they gonna tighten it up and make sure the people that need it have it? I dunno.


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[Assistant] Sure. Well, anyway. I don't want my dog to fly in the belly of the plane. Your dog can't fit on the damn plane. Well listen.


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[Assistant] But you know what? Like I would love to travel with my dog. Wouldn't get off the ground. You would? I would love to. Really? Hysterical. But anyway, imagine.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, some, some emails got leaked and I mean this is all done. This is last week's news, two weeks ago. But just, can you imagine being a governor of a place and there's like thousands of people outside just, aah, resign.


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[Assistant] I can't imagine, I mean hopefully I would never do something to make that many people angry. But could you imagine having that anger like targeted at you? On that scale. Just thousands of people banging pots angry at you outside the mansion.


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[Assistant] I think it lasts through this entire map. Like that should be all of our goal collectively.


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[Assistant] I know you've already got a name but it would have been cool to name it Whitney Houston.


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[Assistant] If we had someone here that was diligent enough to keep track of it and pick a winner, but that's not me. I'm not doing that.


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[Assistant] We don't have to do any work, but name something and name it. That's the best. If someone in the community can set up this pool and everyone puts in, what, a date? And the top three. Or episode number.


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[Assistant] So what if seven people say episode ten and seven winners? Okay. So. Or a hundred people. Geez. I know. Cause there could be a hundred.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Which episode, what it gets killed by, and who's at fault. Who's at fault can be also very- The more they have- Yeah, that's true. That's tiebreaker stuff. That's tiebreaker stuff.


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[Assistant] This is all depending on if someone out there is smart enough to do it.


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[Assistant] Yes. Right. So should you keep him on passive flea?


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[Assistant] Maybe so. So if you're thinking about being the guy that does this, you better do it quick, cause we can get something killed. Yeah, let's do that next episode, die next episode.


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[Assistant] We love traveling, and you know what? Anthony's getting ready to take a trip, and he said, can I have one of these? Or borrow? Did you give it to him or did you borrow it?


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[Assistant] The lifetime guarantee, like I've, I used to fly a lot for one of my jobs and I went through probably seven suitcases.


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[Assistant] Really? Cause they do beat the hell out of you, don't they? So if they got a lifetime guarantee, like that's, if you fly a lot, it's worth it.


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[Assistant] Also, I saw inside the ones we have, there's the, uh, the adapters. Oh yeaah. The forward adapters. Yeaah, for the, uh,


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[Assistant] The promo code is Neebs, or is it Neebs at checkout? Neebs. Just Neebs. Yes. You were saying it weird.


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[Assistant] That'd be a fun, like if we decide we don't want to be represented, we should make them try to get rid of us. Some breakups go that way. Don't you like, you don't want to break up. So you're like, maybe I'll just be a


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[Assistant] They start getting us bigger beer deals and we're like, this is really backfired.


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[Assistant] No? I don't think it's a verb. Um, it's like when you, yeaah. They're probably cousins. Those words are cousins. No.


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[Assistant] Or when he does our videos. Because in Scrap he is, uh...


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[Assistant] That's real shitty of you to assume. Yeah, I bet you relocated to your neighbor's house, huh?


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[Assistant] Probably the same thing. If it does, it's a feel good story.


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[Assistant] One more squirrel or rat story the rest of this. You can't cut it. It's too good.


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[Assistant] Alright, well. We're spoiled. I saw Crazy Rich Asians. How was that? Oh, I mean, it was cheeseball rom-com shit. Okay. You know what I mean? But I was more fascinated by the fact that it was based in Singapore.


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[Assistant] Singapore is kind of fascinating to me. Beautiful, like, uh.


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[Assistant] They went in one generation from third world to first world.


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[Assistant] Yes, it's Total Black Panther. It's like one big island, beautiful islands, around about like sixty some smaller islands. Really? Yeah. So Singapore's uh, what's that? You still talking over there? Yep. Jumping all over what I'm saying? Yep. Wow. All over it. What an asshole. Let's back in Europe!


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[Assistant] Not funny. No. It's horrible. It's tragic. It's not awful. Sad. Abstro, you start with the comments. Sure, why not? Sometimes you gotta crack the whip. I like it when you crack the whip. What video is this from?


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[Assistant] I don't know if it's true, but I heard a rumor of uhm, potentially DC, or whoever the fuck has it. Plastic Man? Oh god.


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[Assistant] I was realizing the other day that in, uhm, extinction, that area that we've made that, like, yeaah.


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[Assistant] Beds. Endless. Endless. And you can name them. So I could be fun to like have a goal. Bunch of beds. And just daisy chain a bunch of beds together. Everywhere. I mean it'd be ridiculous on the map, but it is a possibility.


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[Assistant] So I gotta be honest about the Simon inclusion on that, if he were to, like, that game, like, annoyed me enough as is. Yeah, you hated it. And it would have, uh, it wouldn't have helped. I love you. Why weren't you in it?


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[Assistant] I know, that's why I was saying that. That was Sunday. Rest in peace, Nutset.


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[Assistant] I don't either. It should have died the very first time. Because at the end of, uh, and someone brought that up, um, I saw a comment like, or a couple that just assumed the next episode. It was dead.


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[Assistant] The chances of it coming to our area, which isn't even that safe, are pretty slim.


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[Assistant] Red was something about uhm, do you remember how old you were when you found out what Arby's came from, like the name?


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[Assistant] Oh, you have a visual. Yes. Alright. Level 24 and I don't care.


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[Assistant] And this is when I go, Neebs, you're gonna finish it off. Am I the last guy? You're the last guy.


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[Assistant] Uh, these are all, I believe, from the Scrap Mechanic, um, Pirate. Pirate Battle. Showdown or whatever. Can Gaming. Nibs. Scrap Mechanic does have a water mod, which does allow you to create boats that float on the water's surface. And as you lose blocks, they will slowly sink. Check buoyancy in the workshop.


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[Assistant] That's a great tip. Didn't know. Ryan Smith comes at us with, no Simon, you do in fact require a boating license.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I believe we had to have licenses as well. I remember driving a boat without a license. I think Minnesota had license occasion.


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[Assistant] That's, that's some fishin'. That's hardcore, man. Yeah. I didn't skip school.


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[Assistant] The fish teardrop. The fish dropped my eye. Right on the eyeball. This one is from, uh, Kirby Catiac. Says, oh boy, a scrap mechanic video. Said no one ever.


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[Assistant] Most positive comment of the day. And the final one I have is uhm...


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[Assistant] From Jonah Hernandez. Okay, so dub question, but did you guys do voices for Johnny Ethko and some of their vids?


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[Assistant] With a short t-shirt. Right, he takes the pants off right before rolling and as soon as it's done, they're back on. And don't tell anybody, but uhm...


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[Assistant] Ah, she's still riding him though.


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[Assistant] This is why I can't. I was told a month ago.


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[Assistant] You're the reason Nutsack died, aren't you? Me? Probably.


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[Assistant] I mean, there's a lot of thought in, uh...


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[Assistant] So that's been a fun, when did, when did, uhm, Aberration start? Because it's like, Aberration? I always mess that up. Oh, I know, I love it. Aberration?


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[Assistant] The channel feels rejuvenated, I guess, a little bit. At least in my head. Oh, we're gonna keep playing that? Yeah, maybe, maybe not. I don't know. But yeah, we got, uh, Aberration.


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[Assistant] Conan, Exiles, Red Dead, uh huh. Lots of new stuff, and uh, possibly Fallout we're gonna try.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I'm going to the bunker. This new species of dog. Right. Gonna murder us all.


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[Assistant] I wanna be able to do like the last man on earth, if anyone ever saw that show. Great show. He made himself a margarita pool.


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[Assistant] I don't want that. Just like, yea, just take a little inflatable pool, fill it with a margarita mix and line salt on the outside of it.


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[Assistant] Wait, is the drywall industry putting it in there so those motherfuckers can sell more drywalls?


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[Assistant] Very nice, Thicc. Thicc! Alright, that one's uh...


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[Assistant] I saw the, uh, they put out a trailer for that one before the game release. But yeaah, it looks like a little Dilophosaurus.


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[Assistant] We need to travel more. Yeah, I would love to set more smaller outposts. Yep, let's do that. Yeah, get to places and yeah, I'm with you. I'm with you on that.


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[Assistant] What that comment says, I don't think I'm in that exact same location. Okay. But uh, I think I'm close to that particular stream. So I'll try that.


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[Assistant] Ah bueno. Yeah, but yeaah, it's been fun. Cause yeaah, just trying to survive on your own is a challenge in that game.


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[Assistant] My comments are from BadArthur, uh, this first one is from Monsun that says, you fucking fuckers listen to this story.


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[Assistant] A few days ago, I saw a Red Dead Redemption 2 notification from Needs Gaming, and today, I had time to look at it, but I couldn't find it. So I thought, I imagined it, or dreamed it, and I thought I finally completely lost my mind, then this notification shows up, and I know, I realized that I was contemplating my insanity just because you play live. You better read this shit.


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[Assistant] And you guys saw, so now like when you, when we have a video go live, we can actually


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[Assistant] So what monsoon prelly experienced here was the notification that, hey, a video's going live or a video's being uploaded.


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[Assistant] But he can't watch it for like 20, you know, 24 hours. Until it goes live. Until it goes on. So if you ever do a premiere, don't like activate it until like, I don't know, 30 minutes before it goes live. Otherwise you just, you see this link and it's like 24 hours until this launches, which I think is kind of a long time. So it's going to take.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's a new system, but yeah, it's a fun way to watch a video with the community.


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[Assistant] It's one of the few things I thought, like, I'm glad YouTube implemented. Like a lot of times they make decisions, I'm like, what the hell are you doing with the notification bell and all that shit? This is like, this is kinda cool.


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[Assistant] Right. But, uhm, I think those comments were few and far between. Yeaah. I mean, I understand where people are coming from on that. Right. Because that's not typically how YouTube works. YouTube is like, ooh, I see it, I click it, I watch it. And it's not good. That's what we're trained to do.


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[Assistant] Or, I mean, yeaah, I wonder if 30 minutes gives you a little bit more time to gather people in.


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[Assistant] To let, you know, friends call friends and say, hey guys, get in here. We'll figure it out. We'll find that sweet spot. We'll test with both. I'd like to try, I'll try the five minute thing next time. There you go. See how that works. We'll see. Well, we can blast out at like 30 minutes beforehand on other social media sites. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. And say, hey, this is happening in 30 minutes, be there. But then make it, make the chat room live about five minutes beforehand.


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[Assistant] Cool. So yeaah, but it's a new thing we're messing with and that's probably what you saw monsoon, so sorry for the confusion, but it's new to us as well.


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[Assistant] My next comment is from DeeDeezer3 that says, not my cup of tea, but if you want to shove it down my throat, I won't complain.


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[Assistant] I like that. I like that attitude. Yeah, that's like, this maybe isn't for me. This is my favorite show, but. Have your way with me. I'm not gonna bitch about this. This is nice.


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[Assistant] And give it to us, we'll throw that fucker on a t-shirt! There you go! So hop to it creators out there!


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[Assistant] Yeah, that'd be getting center on that. You got ideas? Dead as fuck. Tongue out. Yeah, Arthur from the back. Dog, uh, the dog kinda highlighted. Yeah, that's my dog Sparky.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, this is from our buddy Polly Witt. Hey Polly! Who says, damn Skippy, this was fantastic and unexpected today. I'm guessing that this masterpiece was done without even using the Rockstar Editor 2. Well done Absarow, bravo. And thank you sir, and yeaah, the Rockstar Editor is not installed.


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[Assistant] On, uh, Red Dead yet, so I had to get creative a little bit. Yeaah, worked out well. But yeaah, they have that cinematic tool built in. Yeaah. That's a little, that's way finicky and you gotta like click it a bunch of times sometimes just to, just to get the shot you want. There was several times where I would run back and run over the same landscape again just to make sure I got the right


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[Assistant] But it still came together, uh, alright, like yeaah, the shots of the, like, the horse just running through the river. Yeaah. I was like, I gotta use all of this, just because it's gorgeous. It was. But, uh, yeaah, I mean, it's a...


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[Assistant] What a damn good looking game. Yep. And my last comment is from, I hope I'm saying his name right.


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[Assistant] Emiliano Pardo, who says, proud to have composed the Bad Arthur theme, the music intro for this new project. Awesome work, guys. And I wanted to tell Emiliano, no, you, did some awesome work. Yeah, that was awesome. Yeah, that Bad Arthur theme is, uh, fantastic. Yep. And that was a fun story, like on my, I mean, I just, uh, I was on Twitter.


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[Assistant] And I think Rockstar had liked one of his music pieces, cause he produced like, he produced pieces that are kind of Red Dead sounding anyway. Yeah. And so I think he had produced some sort of tribute to Red Dead, something like that.


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[Assistant] I clicked on it, listened to it, I was like, man, this is awesome. Would you be interested in writing a theme for this show I'm doing?


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[Assistant] And he responded right away. We came up with a deal and was like, yeah, let's, let's do it. And the theme he sent was so good. That's awesome.


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[Assistant] I'm just, I don't know what I'm trying to say. I know what you're trying to say. Do ya? There's a lot. Yeah. But that's okay. Options are good.


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[Assistant] I find it interesting because trailers are easy. That's probably a thing too. That's the easy way.


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[Assistant] Or I'm gonna really like it. I think my point is, is like, they're gonna at least, you're not ever getting the whole movie, which is the point, you're getting the taste of the movie, but uhm, you could be misled. Of course. So you could really like the trailer and the movie could be shit. Oh yea, well I wouldn't, I wouldn't be telling anyone.


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[Assistant] Did interview as kids when there, you know, when you knew there was a toy inside the cereal. I don't even know if I haven't had cereal in a long time. Pour out the whole box. Yeah.


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[Assistant] You're sifting through the grape nuts like you're like looking for gold. You know, the hole in the pan.


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[Assistant] I'm worried sick is why. Oh. Now we are worried sick. I'm getting nauseous right now. You're worried sick. Okay. Remember I brought up that Theo Von guy?


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[Assistant] Remind me. Podcast guy with the mullet. Yes. He is an excellent podcaster, like I said. Really funny. He was great on Hot Ones. Watch a little bit of his stand up.


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[Assistant] Not so much. Might have been a bad set. But the podcasting, he's got that Joe Rogan skill. Where everyone feels like completely comfortable by him, the converse, you know, he's an active listener. Uh huh. Kind of a thing. Gotcha. Um, yeaah, he deserves his thumbs ups he's getting from. He's fun to watch, he's fucking funny. He deserves his pie.


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[Assistant] You know, that's a good question because obviously we're, uhm, we're still trying to find out what Battlefield Friends, all that shit, but Mob Squad, sounds like anyone's trying to get that, has it just like disappeared into nothing forever?


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[Assistant] God, when that happens, they should just like, here, this is, this is yours now, have it back. Yeah, that'd be nice. Cause that can't just disappear forever. Hey Nades.


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[Assistant] We're going rogue. And we make a, uh, two season DVD set with commentary. VHS as well.


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[Assistant] It should all be prequel. It should be all, you know, all their backstories.


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[Assistant] If someone was re-uploading our channel's content right now and they were getting like two or three times as many views, I'm pretty sure you'd have a problem with that.


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[Assistant] Uh, has anyone commented on, just out in public, any, any reactions to it at all? Nope. Because it's wrong? Because you're sure it's wrong?


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[Assistant] There's a couple of things that we have to, like, of course we want to get views, that's the point of doing this, you know, and the business of it and whatever, but we still have to enjoy what we're playing, that's why we do one-offs every now and then to switch it up from the normal lineup, but ultimately we have to enjoy playing it, so it's not even about, like, you know, we want it to get views, but still.


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[Assistant] Like Scrap Mechanic's our longest continuing game I would imagine, right?


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[Assistant] Scraps are always different and it's not like we're playing that for views. You know, they do fine on our channel, but they're not like, you know, they don't get crazy views or anything. So some of them have it. They do good.


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[Assistant] Who's next? I will go. Why not? As from, uh, I think these are maybe all from the last scrap, the NASCAR edition of, uh, Crazy Wheels.


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[Assistant] Onion Duck. Oh boy, I can't wait for the next commenting on comments when Dora evidently picks a comment saying how great his music is to inflate his own ego. Great music, though.


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[Assistant] Thanks onion duck. Uhm, do I do that often? Do I talk about the music I pick often? I don't think so.


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[Assistant] Okay. Uhm, Brian Serrano, and there were a few comments that were like this. Uhm, hey, Duralius! Let Thicc make music! Alright. In my defense. Thicc, please make music. I love when Thicc makes music.


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[Assistant] Uh, for little things like that on the scrap, I didn't make music. I grabbed a song from the YouTube library and- Let Thicc choose music!


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[Assistant] And even if you didn't find the beat, I'm gonna shift your shit so it sounds like you found the beat. Oh, I know, I know. But still. But, I guess my point is, like, yea, fix making real music, I just picked the fucking song off the library. Uhm, so.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think it's gonna continue to, and uhm, I appreciate the comment.


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[Assistant] Simon should be the announcer for every sporting event ever conducted. That excitement and color commentary is beyond that of any of the greats. I'd love to see Simon


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[Assistant] But, but, uh, like a real NASCAR event, that would be wonderful because they're long, right? Those races are long, aren't they? Yes, they're very long. So that'd be perfect.


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[Assistant] Anime Mom says, uh, Dora makes cars that are ribbed for her pleasure. Don't you want a president that thinks of her? Dora for Pong. I'm voting for you now too.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we just didn't use a particular word for it, but drafting. But, I'll tell you what, uh, last night I watched a couple videos on slipstreaming, uh, aka drafting. Some interesting shit, um, one with, uh, what's-his-face, the cyclist, cause in cycling...


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[Assistant] It is everything. Like, if you're not drafting, uh, what's his face? The guy that, uh,


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[Assistant] Greg Louganis. Armstrong. Yeaah, it was Greg Louganis.


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[Assistant] It's really important in diving. He's like, if you're, he said if you're not drafting, you're not, you know, you're not cycling essentially, but in the same with like in cars and stuff. And I was like looking at the whole science of it and stuff. It's pretty fascinating, but 30% energy.


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[Assistant] Reduction. How close do you have to be? That's what the birds are doing.


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[Assistant] You'll find that CD where you'll find Season 1 of Mob Squad.


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[Assistant] Because they can't recreate it on stage unless they have other, you know, people doing those parts.


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[Assistant] That fire looks really cool too, I think. Yeah, it does. Jack Fraggs put it in a way where uhm, it made me more intrigued, and I haven't played it yet, but I do want to try it, but uh, he's like, over the other, the last couple battlefields, he's like, this is like,


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[Assistant] Finally provides the only in battlefield moments. You know, those kind of things, cause there's a fucking helicopter in this.


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[Assistant] Keep that too. We'll keep it in the office. Okay, alright, alright, there you go.


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[Assistant] Oh, turkey meat, chicken meat. Bologna, turkey, ham, it's all the same. I'm a simple man. We don't like it that way.


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[Assistant] I mean, you could watch a couple videos, do a little research, and then, uh, you might be able to provide the proper, um, guidance. You gonna do that, Simon? That's what I'm not expecting. But it's, I'm saying that as a possibility.


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[Assistant] Wait, wait, wait, this is politics. Yeah, but, yeah, I mean, it can be.


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[Assistant] So, see, we're onto something. See? I'm just trying to think of something that, that you eat warm. That's not good cold.


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[Assistant] That you can't read. But that is still good for you. Clearly good for you. Or good. You know what I mean? Just trying to find a counter to your argument here. Okay. Or your theory. Let's think about it.


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[Assistant] I will say this, I wasn't feeling well recently and then, uhm, there was one night where I got Chick-fil-A and I started eating.


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[Assistant] So, yea, I've been going over a lot of our old animated projects, and I forgot how fucking funny Mob Squad was. Yea, Mob Squad was great. Yea, even though I don't care for Minecraft, like, I was genuinely cracking up, like,


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[Assistant] Season 2 is the best. He's a trailer expert. That's me. I don't even know what's out there still, like I've, I had to like find pirated versions of Mob Squad because like it's not on.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so I had to really dig deep for some of those things.


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[Assistant] But I would also like to test it out because the worst thing that can happen is they say, hey, take it down.


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[Assistant] No, I was just thinking back to the episode that where we had Jehovah in it for, uh, uh, uhm, what was it? Enchanted Bojo?


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[Assistant] He was asking, he was asking me what we feed you. You were the spider, you know? He was like, I don't know, bugs and shit? He was like, how come you answer it like you feed me?


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[Assistant] I have a fantastic idea for the animated thing that I'm working on.


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[Assistant] I took that, uh, semester of that in college. One in Braille. Jungle Congo Click 101.


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[Assistant] God, fuck, we're going to hell. We probably could have stopped earlier. Yea, I don't know why you didn't. Who would like to go first with comments then, I guess?


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[Assistant] I finally picked a side on the argument. Okay. Hot dogs are not sandwiches. What swayed you?


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[Assistant] Yeah. Can we, can we, uh, I can check who's winning in the category. Well we know who's winning.


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[Assistant] Okay, it's 21 to 30. Uh. That's closer than I thought. I know. Hot dogs. Holy shit. Our sandwiches is winning. Yeah, of course. It's a type of sandwich. But not of course. No, I mean, it's a- I mean, no, no. It's a very, very split.


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[Assistant] It wasn't like they were so into that situation with everybody huddling over his laptop that they like make him sick. That's what I was picturing immediately. They're like, oh, you got to stay in longer. Hey, pull up the next commenting on comments though.


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[Assistant] Yeah, the last scrap mechanic, I loved it. The NASCAR one? The NASCAR fun one, it does it. The scraps are always fun. They're different and it's not like-


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[Assistant] You also add a P to okay. Okay!


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's a fun power. Okay, so I have a t-shirt update, just on things that are new. We, probably our latest t-shirt was the Simon Are You A Man World Tour shirt. Uh huh. Excellent shirt.


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[Assistant] Hello Simon, do you know where Aaron Rodgers went to college? He'd be like, oh yea, Baskin Robbins University.


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[Assistant] Thank you, Mayor. Thanks Mr. Mayor. Give me that baby.


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[Assistant] S-Neeb songs, nee- songs Neeb sings. That's tongue twister. Okay, I love all of you guys and appreciate all of your hard work. Your videos make my day better every time I see them, old and new. So thank you for that.


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[Assistant] I am actually working on putting together a full length album of all of our songs. The hurdle is, some of our songs are listed under Hank and Jed. And those guys are jerks. They are. Yea, and that's our dead channel. Hank and Jed, right? Am I right?


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[Assistant] So I'm gonna try to figure out a way to make that happen. Can you talk to someone over there?


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[Assistant] No, Seedy Baby, yes, because they have a third party that, I think they're called Rumblefish, that will attack you if you- Because they attacked us. Yea, for our own song. Already, for our own music. Yea, yea. So, I'll get, yea, I'll get that sorted out, and I'm hoping to have like two bonus tracks on there that, uh, they'll have to be new songs.


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[Assistant] A ton of your harmonies? No. You love to harmonize. You are a harmony master.


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[Assistant] I think, I think harmonies are good, like, obviously, obviously like bands like, uh, ABBA.


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[Assistant] Fantastic Neebs, when Johnny Cash sung this, his voice always seemed to have a lack of enthusiasm that borderlines on boredom that honestly put me off this song. When you sing, there is so much


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[Assistant] Love that you've gotten back into music videos. You guys are the best. Also, Simon absolutely needs to star in a song of some variety at some point. Don't care if he Ringo's it and just sing something unconventional, but it needs to happen. And that's from Bill.


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[Assistant] But you need to be front-round because think of all the shirts that we could sell of your song. You wanna cover Shakira?


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[Assistant] Uh, Richard Alvarez says, Hey Thicc, what's your favorite guitar brand? Commenting on comments. Uh, I have so many.


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[Assistant] I would say Kiesel guitars. Kiesel guitars? Kiesel.


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[Assistant] Keister? Yeah, did you say Keister? That's what I thought you said. Yeah, no. Keisel guitars. I have one. I love Keister. And I love it, so they're good people.


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[Assistant] That's a great comment. Next you should do Man in Black. No, we're not doing any more Johnny Cash. Oh, not the movie. Oh, Men in Black?


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[Assistant] Yeaah, yeaah, something like that. Uhm, I played Firestorm briefly.


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[Assistant] Okay, it was slow, did fine, I did well, I did really well because it was battlefield, it's like muscle memory, but the whole time I was playing I was thinking of playing Apex Legends instead. Interesting.


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[Assistant] And I like that. I like adrenaline rushes.


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[Assistant] Firestorm, I noticed that there were points on the map like Alpha, Bravo, and Charlie. Oh, are there? But I think if you take them, then you get some sort of supply drop. Okay. I'm not certain, but I imagine that's what it would be. But I mean, if you still die.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you can be revived. Yeah, your squad can revive you, but once you die, it's like game over. The nice thing is if you're knocked and you have a pistol, you can still shoot it. Yeah, I like that. Which is pretty cool, but I think Apex Legends gives you the most opportunities to stay alive and to come back because even if you die,


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[Assistant] Your squad can pick up your little card and take it to a respawn place and you can respawn.


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[Assistant] You gotta wait that long, you get just one of those games. Nah, no, I'm exaggerating. I, but going, going back to this comment, I would like to see us get in with Stone Mountain and just do something, do something fun, and yeah, interact with other YouTubers. Uh, even if it's something outside of Stone Mountain as well, if we do something with Conan or even another game. We need to kind of change some things around our


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[Assistant] You know why? What? He's looking good or losing weight? Well, they're both together, aren't they?


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[Assistant] We don't know the logistics behind it. We gotta figure it out. We'll figure out something. If we really wanna go into the chapstick biz, then, uh, more research is gonna have to be done. I wanna pick the chapstick. I'm a chapstick. What flavor would you be needs? Nope. Chapstick's a brand, isn't it? That's just white.


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[Assistant] Love it. I figured Simon would be like a Reuben sandwich.


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[Assistant] The gacha that was there wasn't fully matured yet, so until it gets fully matured, then we'll be able to science that. Still waiting, we're gonna try it. Yeah. That was just a cute, cute thing that came out, the little baby gacha.


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[Assistant] I don't think you should be. You should be the foreman. No. Can you, can you listen to me real quick? Okay, I'm gonna listen. You would need to design our factory and make it, uh, efficient. As most efficient as you can, yea.


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[Assistant] I just, I don't like the people that are always saying, you know what, that's not my job. I mean, I get it. If you're the janitor at a hospital, yeah, don't operate on somebody. Cause if somebody says, hey, help us out here, then definitely say that's not my job.


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[Assistant] I ain't got time for lazy and bullshit. It comes down to the person, doesn't it? It do. Are you done? Yeah, with my comments.


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[Assistant] Okay. It's a first minute. Come on, Ridge Wallet. There's the peacemaker. There it is. Ridge Wallet actually comes with a little peace treaty now. A tiny little peace treaty. You can barely read it. Barely.


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[Assistant] Rich, well, they amaze me every week.


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[Assistant] And I could squeeze one out of my hoo-ha if I needed to. And then it comes back to normal. Happy Halloween!


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[Assistant] I like where we live, I think there's too much wasteland in the map. Yeah. There's just so, so much wasteland. So in the new.


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[Assistant] It looks like it. A lot of underground caves. And, hold on a second, and it can, you can get the hooks.


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[Assistant] You can do- I don't know. I saw- They showed climbing on the- They showed climbing in the, uh-


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[Assistant] But, how quickly, we don't know anything, like the fact that this map just kinda, oh look, this just came out. Oh look, we're fed up.


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[Assistant] We were, yeaah, we were talking about going to the island. I know. After, yeaah, after extinction. But yeaah, this, like, was a wonderful gift. But we have no- From the Ark of Gods, like, hey, here's a brand new map. Perfect.


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[Assistant] Yeah, aberration I felt like, because there's, like aberration feels like there's a challenge but we can overcome it. Where extinction has like a challenge and god, there's no way we can beat this with just the five of us. Like why would you even wanna overcome it?


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[Assistant] That's made for tribes of 50 people. We did it, we're grownups and we made that decision. Suck on it. Yea, we're grownups, playing video games, we said no. That's right. We can do it. And sometimes you have a hard time in life and sometimes you have to deal with things like this. Yea.


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[Assistant] Oh yea, gosh, yea, he probably benefited from that, because every news site was talking about, we're talking about, I mean, watch the fucker, and I'm talking about him.


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[Assistant] You said that before, but you have to be very careful. But we could do a stunt, man, would be nice. We could do some really great fake news.


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[Assistant] How about this, Dorales meets Kim Jong and gives him the finger.


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[Assistant] You know what? You're gonna change it all around. I think I could. You could. Cause you're a narcissist. My god, you must be. How is that a narcissist thing? I don't know. For you to have that much confidence. You think that you'd be able, like, you can break it down to him? I don't think that's narcissism. I think that's just like, I think, I'm using the wrong word.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Yeaah, sharks. I mean, look at him. Just get him a hamburger. He's just a little insecure nugget. Mhm.


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[Assistant] Man, I don't know. If you had to play a game with Kim Jong, you'd go Final Fantasy 7 thing.


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[Assistant] Now I wanna see that show, I wanna see Naked and Afraid with like, politicians.


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[Assistant] I did see the video of someone found the easter egg and I thought they were gonna add in sound effects. Of course, me too. Like that's...


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[Assistant] Yeah, they're a pleasure to talk to, but apparently they're all incompetent.


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[Assistant] Why don't you do any of that? Why are you wasting your time with Duolingo when you could be using that time to better your musical skills?


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[Assistant] There's instruments everywhere though. There's also a technology that can translate for you.


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[Assistant] I'd like to do a country, you've done country before thick and I've loved it.


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[Assistant] You know, it's like the whole, like, and you hear that, you know, then when you're in the country bar and you're hanging out, there's always, you see, there's always the drunk couple or two, two in the morning fucking dancing to that song, like, yeah, the bear loves you, you know.


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[Assistant] Anyway, you know what we need to do? We need to talk about our brand.


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[Assistant] New. Sponsor. What? Who? Huh? You, you, what? You know who it is.


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[Assistant] Neve's cast comes from Manscaped, number one in men's below the belt grooming. Manscaped offers precision engineered tools.


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[Assistant] So anyway, we have the Lawn Mower 2.0 that has proprietary skin safe technology so the trimmer won't nick or snag ya nuts. Manscaping accidents are finally a thing of the past and you don't need to use the same trimmer on your face. That's just nasty even though you just said I did that and I didn't. Jokes. Manscaped also.


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[Assistant] has the crop preserver, an anti-shafing ball deodorant and moisturizer, which we have samples of.


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[Assistant] I'm sold. I'm sold. Four more please. I might have, I might have rephrased a couple of things in here. Always use the right tools for the job.


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[Assistant] Your balls will thank you. That's verbatim. Get 20% off plus free shipping and a free travel bag with the code Neebs at Manscaped.com. That's 20% off with free shipping at Manscaped.com and use code Neebs. Thank you, Manscaped. Thank you.


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[Assistant] Five years ago. It's just a septic tank full of pubes and meat.


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[Assistant] I watched or I listened to Howard Stern had, it was on video.


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[Assistant] I would, uh, if one of you paid me, uh, $500. What would you do? I would, I would wax my testicles.


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[Assistant] It would have to be, what I'd do is if you gave me 500, I would, I would buy bitcoin. And you'd have to get the person to come here and only take 10 minutes.


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[Assistant] That's what we do. My comment's also from Sea of Thieves. It says, If they like Sea of Thieves, I think they would like Atlas. Hope to play that one day.


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[Assistant] But, uh, I think when it came out, it is kinda like when Sea of Thieves came out, there's not a lot to do there right now. Or if there is something to do, it doesn't look really exciting to us. And Sea of Thieves is filling that gap now. And also, it's so much like Ark.


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[Assistant] Oh man, I can play VR all day. Honestly, I love it. Like, that Blade and Sorcery game? Yea. Like, I had to quit. I think you guys were getting ready to go to lunch. I would have kept playing another hour. Yep. And, uh, I need to play that again. It's a shame the Thor one isn't doing as good as we, uh, I mean, it's climbing slowly.


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[Assistant] Ah, it's very slow, but that I thought was a fun video.


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[Assistant] That needs to get more exposure because it is a fun video. Yeah. Uhm, but that mod, uh, also has Thor's other weapon that he creates with Groot, the axe. I think it also has, like, Wolverine claws, Captain America shields in there. There's a lot of, a lot more stuff with that mod. I didn't realize it was in there when I started playing with it.


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[Assistant] Today, the latest podcast says you guys haven't tried to create an underwater basin arc. I think you guys trying to figure that out would be epic. Oh man, that sounds awful to me. Sounds horrible. I love it. I wanna do it. Yeah, I'm with you.


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[Assistant] I love building in these games, I love making things, but yea, the whole dealing with the underwater aspect always annoyed me. Maybe I'm having flashbacks of trying to do it in Minecraft back in the day. Yea, you remember your vision? They're just getting pissed off.


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[Assistant] Well there's something too, we need to do that, we need to try to do that maybe a little bit more in the future in other videos whenever we can. Cause we did it. Agreed, no it's fun.


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[Assistant] Is this the end? I don't know. Do we say, like, thank you to the sponsors that were here, like Ridgewild and Manscaped? Yep. And you got the link in the description? Of course the link's in the description. I'm not a fool! Alright, well then let's say goodbye. Goodbye everybody! Bye everyone! Thank you for being here, you guys are always awesome. Someone else say something else to end it. No, that was perfect. Just end on that.


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[Assistant] Okay, it's a little car. It, whoop, that was too much. It is a little car, man. Alright, now, haul car. What the fuck? What the fuck?


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[Assistant] You have to introduce someone else. Okay, oh, and coming in next would be, uh, Duralius. Wow.


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[Assistant] What? So, Hurricane. Are we gonna talk about Hurricane? Yeah, we gotta talk about the Hurricane. We're back. Shit. We are back. After what, two weeks? Right. At least. 15 days from when we met last to when we came back.


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[Assistant] Your big box of electricity. A couple bags. Yeaah. That's what you really gotta really worry about. They call this battery.


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[Assistant] And that's his only job with them guys. I would have been nervous trying to kill it. I've only killed one snake. So that would have been, I would have been like, ah fuck, this is a poisonous one. Or venomous. Venomous.


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[Assistant] And you know what would be good? Well, I expect, I'm not gonna be happy unless we have at least 10,000 people there. At least 10,000. Ooh, a Twitch stream? That'd be nuts. Why not? I mean, listen, we're telling everyone right now, I like to push people to do things. Put it in your freaking calendar.


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[Assistant] No, I mean, I was just, I just wanted to mention it. No, of course. But I did go to, uh, I did go to, uh, I mean, it was, it was crappy being away, but it was good because you could watch it. And I went to, uh, I went to, uh, Buccaneer's Philly game. Oh yeaah. When I was there. We tried to make it into something that wasn't shitty. Sure.


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[Assistant] So I was like, all right, we'll see. Cause I was worried about my house flooding. I got very minimal damage, but water did come up to like five feet away from the house, but that happens. So I'm just happy it didn't get in. So yeah, but we had fun. And I went and I ate some pizza, had some baked ziti.


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[Assistant] No, no, but I've used them and they're, they clean very well. So if you'd like to, you can go to dollarshaveclub.com slash Neebs.


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[Assistant] The, uh, the people who lived across the street from me, they're rich relatives that would come and visit all the time and you knew they were rich because they had a Rolls Royce. So it'd be like, okay. And we just lived in a very moderate. Well, how'd that tell you they were rich? Yeah, exactly. Right.


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[Assistant] Okay, listen, when you wanna get rid of a body, I know this, I'm half Italian. When you wanna get rid of a body, you go to an abandoned building, right, and then you put it in the air vent. Now if the building stinks, they're not gonna start ripping through the air vent, and it's abandoned anyway. And, who's gonna be doing that? Who's gonna be searching for it?


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[Assistant] Now that might be the original. Might be one of those.


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[Assistant] I think he's hired somebody else on the side to do it. Or this just proves that, you know, he's been able to do it all along and he's been pretty much giving us the finger for three years.


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[Assistant] Alright, whatever, I guess I'll be good at it. Yep. Finally caved. I'm good now.


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[Assistant] Because if somebody stopped, uh, watching a year and a half ago when they left a message, they're less likely to watch this show maybe, but if somebody's in, I want them to be able to hear themselves, potentially.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I had a 65 Comet. I loved that car. You know the VIN? It wasn't a turd.


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[Assistant] To better. To, to much better. That car was beautiful. It was a very nice, clean car. And it was a 6, straight 6. It wasn't the Caliente. It was the cheap version of the Comet. But I loved it, and I drove the shit out of that car. What color was it? It was, uh, baby blue.


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[Assistant] Were you at Belks? Yea, I was at that Belks, yea. At 2.30?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think it was closer to three. It was a Christmas shopping, right? Yeah. Did you see Batman? I was getting socks.


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[Assistant] I think there was some guy looking at me like he knew who I was but wasn't sure. It might have been him. This was in Lumberton? Yeaah, in Lumberton at Belk. I was getting socks. It was closer to three, I said. Are you listening to what I'm saying? Okay. Jesus.


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[Assistant] There should be a rule though from now on, okay? Whenever anyone says, can you please put this on commenting on comments, leave that out of the read. Yeah, because that's a-


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[Assistant] I think we don't need to do that, and I've done it forever, but we're changing it. So if any of that is-


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[Assistant] Yeah, but you, but I mean if there was a funnier one that's an insult, that could work if you're saying it to the right person with the right sense of humor.


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[Assistant] You got him, Simon. Uh, this is on the Spider-Man's playthrough. And it says, thank Christ, Absarow is playing. No offense, Nick. I saw that comment, yes.


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[Assistant] Oh, and that was from, uh, that was from 55 meds. Andrew Ray says, I just watched a three minute ad on the Hank and Jed channel. I was just wondering if this still helps you guys on that channel. Love, love me some DNA.


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[Assistant] And yes it does. Yeah, if you watch any ads on any of our channels, it's a huge help. And if, and if you, uh, are new here and you didn't happen to know, there's stuff on Hank and Jed that we've produced. So you can go check it out. And thank you very much, Mr. Andrew Ray.


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[Assistant] Next comment is, Breach Raptor new. Now whenever there's a shark in a video, I always chant, you git.


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[Assistant] Makes sense. Along with Dora with this spearing. Dora for president of Neibz Gaming.


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[Assistant] This comment is from, it was one of the raft ones, and it's from Etak Lafar. It says, I can't believe Simon's impression.


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[Assistant] Casually sat in my wing back chair to, to then hear the bellow of a grown man trying to force out what can only be described as the most horrifying and brilliant of noises. Never stop being hilarious.


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[Assistant] You know, that was the Drak version. Uh, Jerry Reiner says, if Duralius was here, and this is also on Spider-Man, if Duralius was here, he'd say Peter Parkour.


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[Assistant] And I had this and then I realized that it's probably false, but Josiah Wallace says on Raft, Neebs, you missed it. Watch the video again. It points to a map for a location of Utopia with a grid layout and a massive X that marks the spot. Doralinga should have spotted it. Looks like a map.


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[Assistant] My military bro letting me know, well, I mean, he was a Marine and all the comments underneath that were like, no, it's bullshit. It's done. There's nothing there. We saw it.


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[Assistant] But we did go, it just made me think though, we did go to that, to that different place that there was nothing, and then we could probably go to another different place, and another different place using that, and you don't know. From what I understand, the game's just not done yet. It's just done, it's just done as much as it is going to be done right now. It'll be updated, and it'll be... Right now.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm gonna tell you, it keeps on getting better. It's so good. Well that was my last comment. Alright. Oh. Good comment. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Just in today's recording you said, I gotta get out of here and go play Battlefield.


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[Assistant] I just kill everyone. Oh, you do? Yeah. Because you get the kills. Top three. Do you subscribe to like, Teenage Weekly? Where do you get these phrases from? What are you talking about? You just come in with-


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[Assistant] Who's going? Go ahead. Okay, mine's from Minecraft, and I think, hopefully we all know this now, but please don't spam click when attacking a mob. That makes me so angry.


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[Assistant] So if you notice Simon, uh, when you have your sword out and you swing it, there's a little bitty tiny sword icon and it goes from full white to like great out and then the white grows. You don't get a full like hit, power swing, power hit until it goes back to white. Damn. All right.


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[Assistant] Probably, probably have to do a little research. Well, I mean, what you kill is not a renewable resource.


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[Assistant] Did you have a comment about how to get into these places?


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[Assistant] I don't wanna mess up your flow of comments. Uh, I don't know. Anyway, so someone's saying usually there's a way in without breaking something. And that's the path. You can kinda get sneaky, go in through an opening, follow the flashlights, and make, cause anytime you make noise, the zombies just come at you.


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[Assistant] So maybe if you get crouched down, get your bow and arrow, start sneaking through there.


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[Assistant] I don't think I've had a broken leg in 17 yet. You just die.


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[Assistant] No, cause you have a broken leg icon once you break it and you have to have a splint to fix it. I've not needed a splint yet this season.


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[Assistant] Was the path what I was saying though? Or was that the flashlights? Cause I said, did you have one about the path? Cause they should get credit for it.


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[Assistant] I also feel like, I don't know if you've forgotten, but Seven Days was a bit of a grime we started last time. It was, it was. And it got more fun in


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[Assistant] He should eat. There is between each word.


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[Assistant] And I see this, like, Porsche pull out in front of me. This thing, I don't know how much Porsche's cost, I would assume $80,000. Yeah. $8,000? $80. Uh, yeah, so. And then, uh, I was like, man, look at that car, that thing looks nice. I was like, I would not want that. I'm thinking, wait, what if I could have whatever car I want? And I thought, well, I probably want like a new pickup.


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[Assistant] The back seats and the cup holders, you know, everything. And also- That's your criteria, I need a back seat and a cup holder.


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[Assistant] But I like utility stuff. Like we got an electric chainsaw last month and I was like, this is like, I was so excited that we had something that did something. This chops wood up. Like, like I was thinking, what if my truck had like lights on the sides of it, like LEDs, you know, you're driving around something like what's that in the woods? Click.


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[Assistant] Light it up, you see what's going on, or you got like a-


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[Assistant] Like you, when you hear, when you think of Ronald Reagan, you think of like, SNL. And then when you hear the real one, you're like, well, I still think of the real


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[Assistant] How low is this car? That's a thing with me though, like, we live in a place to get hurricanes. That one. I don't want a car that's that low to the ground.


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[Assistant] But aren't you worried, like, it's not common to have a foot of water on the road around here.


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[Assistant] I'm the opposite, like I like to have it, but I hate the way it looks.


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[Assistant] Functional. Functional. Yeah. Like to see more buns. Yeah. Yes! More buns? See more buns! Yeah, you squeeze the...


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[Assistant] Have a nice day. Or, PA system. Right. Go to hell! Your lights aren't on!


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[Assistant] That happened to me twice in one trip the other day.


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[Assistant] Your lights were on? No, people, I saw people coming out of like Walmart with their lights off. Oh. Flashed him, nothing. You think I'm just flashing for fun? You're not going, I mean, this is a parking lot, there's not a cop waiting down the street.


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[Assistant] When you flash, there's two reasons. There's either a cop down the road and you're trying to like, get her to slow down, or two, your lights are off. What if they do think you're flashing for fun?


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[Assistant] You know what, that might be a third reason to flash your lights. C'mon man, get out of the way.


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[Assistant] Bulletproof glass. I'd rather have that than that Porsche.


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[Assistant] But don't you always wonder when it comes to fashion?


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[Assistant] Like especially in homes, you're like, okay, boy, grandma's place looks dumb. Our house looks nicer. And then you're like, well, your house is going to look dumb too. Like is it, is it constantly evolving? I think my house looks good, but in 10 years from now, am I going to go, ugh. I don't know. Probably not. Taste change, times change.


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[Assistant] Let's look at it this way. Like in the 50s, people look sharp.


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[Assistant] How deep was this? I don't remember the exact- Which part did you not think we already assumed happened? Like, you're like, no, wait, listen. Like, which part is that? I'm like- No, how it happened.


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[Assistant] That's right. Slim RFID blocking lifetime guaranteed. They look futuristic. You can hardly tell that they're there.


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[Assistant] False stuff, but hey, go to Ridge Wallets. We've debunked it, we told you we would. Hey, go visit Ridge Wallets at RidgeWallet.com forward slash Neebs. That way you can get 10% off and free shipping.


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[Assistant] Speaking of fighting, uh, my comments come from the most recent Ark video. And, uh, SaberOrigins says, there's a lot of conflicting comments, by the way, Doraleus, a lot of them.


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[Assistant] Ah, yes. SabreOrigin says, Thicc's the best for not giving up and making progress when everyone else counts him out. Good job on the Enforcer. It's gonna be an asset to you guys. He was king of the Wyverns, and I predict he will soon be king of the Titans. Hashtag, hashtag teamthicc44.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Alyssa Marie, that dumb piece of shit. No, I'm kidding. You're not a dumb piece of shit. I'm sorry, Alyssa Marie. I'll brush your hair until you're pretty. Uh, she says,


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[Assistant] Since Thict is trying to argue at 620 that he didn't thicc anything, it's time to expand on the definition of thicc'd.


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[Assistant] Uh, I guess the first one, actively thicc'd is when you accompany thicc on a rest- reckless mission, despite knowing better. This mission results in the death of you and or your animals.


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[Assistant] That's active. To be passively thicked is to simply die for being near thick as a result of his carelessness due to being distracted or bored due to his insatiable thirst to get kills. Uh, Charlie was passively thicked.


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[Assistant] Uh, you should have never went for a tame when those spiky dudes are there. Thicc is not to blame. Also, you wanted to tame a trike with three others nearby. Not a good idea. I knocked two of them out. Love the content.


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[Assistant] And this is a great segue into my next comment.


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[Assistant] Charlie Dempsey says Kentros will go aggro to anything. If you're near them.


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[Assistant] Actually everybody in the comments was saying that Charlie got thicc, but, uh, yeaah. You're, you're a buffoon.


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[Assistant] I'd like to have a statue. I got one more comment. It's from, uh, walrusahoy. I'm so glad this comment is in here, and it's for Simon. Wham sandwich!


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[Assistant] Uh, the cured carcasses of the fallen, no butter or condiments so it sticks in your throat and makes you choke. Best served with a missing slice of humble pie and a glass of warm piss. And this is the part that I like. Simon, make a damn, make the damn sandwich video. Love your stuff. You own YouTube. Yeah. When's that sandwich video coming out?


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[Assistant] You were on a VH1, VH1 like, where are they now? Seriously. Where were they then?


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[Assistant] The one that hates thicc? The one that, yeaah. Did she just? Yeaah. Yeaah, that was the one I think.


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[Assistant] You guys act like I'm the only one who eats during any videos. Even though I am. Yes. Crumbs are not mine. Sad. I don't know what happened.


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[Assistant] There was that one person that had that sign in the back of that, like, uh, that football game, big college football game or something like that, big crowd, said, uh, this person thinks that hot dogs are sandwiches. We need more people doing stuff like that. That's the stunt.


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[Assistant] It seemed like it was because I called it though before and I said if you get him killed there's going to be a problem because I had a feeling.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's a kid. Usually it's close. But it doesn't reflect poorly on him.


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[Assistant] You know what? I got angry. Not only was it a shit image, but it was dark too. But. And it upset me to even, cause I said, Thicc, I know Thicc. I know Thicc knows how to do a thumbnail. I've seen it. And then I went, son of a bitch, put nothing into it. Yep. I got really upset.


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[Assistant] Yeah, or he might've just wanted, it's okay to sometimes just think you don't need music.


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[Assistant] Man. That's why I don't want to show anyone the videos I edit before I release them. I'm kind of the same way, Simon. Because I don't want to hear it, and I go, I know this is okay, and then sometimes when I hear that people aren't laughing when I want them to laugh. Well, we don't laugh at each other. I know, but I just judge it, like if you're, and it makes me feel bad.


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[Assistant] I think that Apsar is probably the best captain.


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[Assistant] Yep, sorry. Well, I think we should vote for it, and if I were to vote for, see it's perfect, I'd vote right now if I had to. I'd vote for Abstra. I wanna, I wanna do an unofficial vote right now. Hey, I think it could change. We should have mutinies throughout the series. I know, but I'm saying to start off with, of course it will change. Right now to start off with, just give me a vote. I go with Abstra.


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[Assistant] It's great, I think it's great to hear horrible things said about people in front of them. I think so too. Yea, I enjoy getting ripped. Very good comment. And you read it very well. Good job finding someone that backs you. There's not one comment.


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[Assistant] I wouldn't have been glad to help. I think I might have helped, did I? I wasn't happy.


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[Assistant] Okay, well I, I can, I can roll through. You want me to roll through? You're gonna roll up your sleeves and roll through? Roll out! To read my comments. Read your comments. Uuuuh, these are all on the last comments. Are you, uh, commenting on comments? Mhm, I like how you do that. Are you cold today?


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[Assistant] Feel my shirt. Yeah, it looks like a warm shirt. Very thin. It's the thinnest shirt you could ever frickin' see. It's a flannel, no? Uh, it's a super thin, like crazy cheap thin thin thin.


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[Assistant] I mean, I was listening to my phone while taking a shower and the Alexa unit in my bathroom started talking over the podcast and just started telling me about puss.


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[Assistant] I texted this to my lady and she texted back. She had the answer. Cause she googled it. No, within.


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[Assistant] So Aaron Boggs asks, does Anthony still work with you guys in the Neibs gaming complex? Nope. And whatever happened to your world peace thing? I never hear about it anymore. Hashtag try to keep the peace. We need to make some more videos. We do. Some good message videos.


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[Assistant] I'm very friendly. Yeah. Ask me for directions. Yeah. I don't have more than twenty


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[Assistant] There you go! I like that! You know what's interesting?


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[Assistant] Uh, the other day I did this. I'm at the gas pump and I probably got my fuck you face on, but it doesn't mean to be that face. It's like my stoic face. And then I asked a question like, oh, oh, hey, how you doing? Or I said something about this girl's car. I'm like, oh, that's cool. It was a beetle. And her face just lit up.


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[Assistant] It's like people just need to say hi more often because so often I make eye contact with people and they have a blank face and that makes me realize I probably have that same face.


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[Assistant] Let him know. Say it. Let him know. I said to the girl. Be creepy.


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[Assistant] That might be the only time a stranger talked to her that day. And followed her home. Yeah, I followed her. Listen, she does not, I don't think that guy's her boyfriend. I don't think, but we'll see tonight. Ooh, stay tuned. I'm not stalking.


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[Assistant] That's not good. No, no, actually that's better cause it's so bad.


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[Assistant] That's right. Dylan Roars, uh, says, uh, this was about, a lot of people were very appreciative of spoiler.


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[Assistant] Spoiler alert's great. I think spoiler's fantastic. This was one person's idea. It's very short, but it made me laugh. Uh, the doctor comes in with a grin to a lady and a man, patiently sitting. Spoiler alert bursts in. It's a boy! And then immediate tears. Did they not know?


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[Assistant] No, cause they were just about to find out the doctor was just about to tell them. Well they just did the ultrasound. Yeaah. And then the spoiler came in and spoiled it for the doctor.


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[Assistant] Meet Dragon says, I think it'd be cool if next commenting on comments, you guys read comments from your other channels like Hank and Jed or, and Johnny Ethko.


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[Assistant] Or ketchup. Or ketchup. Yea, but not ketchup. So I was like, oh, interesting.


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[Assistant] Uh, Mysterion risen two hours ago on DNA's episode 50, the wonder bridge says genius, just absolute genius hashtag Dick fish are real. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Thank you, Meat Dragon. I like that name. Meat Dragon! Alright, so Paul Jensen says, Yo from Cali. Hey, you guys are awesome. Most everyone agrees the chemistry is diamond, but I think Adahop deserves a ton of recognition for polishing your coals again and again. People should see this last vid editing seven days.


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[Assistant] So peeps really see the work put in. Please share on commenting on comments so people can support Adahop and perhaps he can buy his freedom. Ha ha ha.


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[Assistant] Who works at all. I think he's overrated. I do too. I think we give him just enough. I regret every day.


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[Assistant] I don't necessarily understand what that's about.


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[Assistant] I would like to say that I probably didn't die off camera. At all. Ever. Ever.


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[Assistant] Thousands of athletes going for gold right now because it's the Olympics, right? It's got me thinking that Dollar Shave Club are actually the clear champions of the bathroom because listen, they offer the best shampoo, body wash, toothpaste, and of course the best razors that you're ever going to use. Niebs loves them. He uses the executive razor. He can't shut up about it.


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[Assistant] And Thicc's always talking about the shave butter. He's like, Dr. Carver's shave butter. Oh my god.


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[Assistant] And the thing is Dollar Shave Club delivers everything to your door. So that's what makes it easy. No more trips to the store. No more wandering around. Hey, what aisle can I find shampoo? It's different in every store. It's ridiculous. So.


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[Assistant] Go for the gold, join the Dollar Shave Club today, and for just five bucks with free shipping, you get their Shit Shower and Shave Starter Set. It has the Sixth Blade Executive Razor.


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[Assistant] People who don't ride cooter often were more sad than thick.


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[Assistant] It appeared that it was, but in his defense he didn't see anything. It's not like he saw, I hate the fact that I'm defending you right now, uh, that he saw three dragons and said I could scoot in there. He saw what he thought was completely clear and he had the fastest bird. So I get that, but you shouldn't have done it.


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[Assistant] There was a wyvern close by that I didn't see. Right. But we, we knew that something bad could happen and we tried to warn you and you said pretty much fuck you. So, so there's that, you know, like, hey, don't hindsight's 2020. Hey, we had hindsight.


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[Assistant] When it comes down to Ayahuasca, and I've done a little bit of research on it, but I'm not claiming to be any sort of expert even close, but the active


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[Assistant] Ingredient in what's actually doing anything to you is DMT.


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[Assistant] And that's the thing, it's like, we're not saying in any way, shape, or form anyone should be doing any of this, but it comes down to like, I see it as an option, cause I've looked a lot into it since you've done it. I know a lot more science stuff, I could bore people about some of the stuff that's only a fraction.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's the story behind it right there. How did they find out? Cause it's such a kind of a wild thing. But the, the reason for it, I'm going to bore you even more. I love that you're jumping in, man. It's fun. Yeah. Because the thing is you could take the vine that has the DMT, that's not going to do anything for you. The reason why you have to mix it with the other thing is because


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[Assistant] I'm weak. Both my wrists are bad. If I punch you in the face, it's gonna hurt. Not my hand, but my wrist. That's an in- okay. It's sad. Here's what we should do. Elbows are good. You should wear those.


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[Assistant] Adis, actually I think we need to have a talk with him. I'm not sure if it is working out. I don't know.


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[Assistant] But you'd tell Anthony all about it in detail. I would. Nothing's going on. I would, I would do it with, with Ada and then I would, and then I would tie up Anthony and make him watch a video of me doing it with Ada. Oh, Kevin too. Yeah, sure. We can make weird shit happen. Yeah. So let's make it happen. Is that, is that good? Nope.


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[Assistant] And guess what? I'm glad you had the great idea, cause you know what? Nobody else said we should do it. I'm gonna make it. Bad. Bad. We're voting. You know what?


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[Assistant] Isn't it, do you think it's a cheeseball network? Cause I feel like ABC, NBC.


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[Assistant] Well, let me tell you something. I know we talked about Blacklist a thousand fucking times, but I'm gonna bring up one scenario in Blacklist. I just finished the fourth season of it, just cause I'm watching it like it, I make fun of it every time. The main chick in that, right? She was on the news, she's wanted, she's running from


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[Assistant] The law, from the world, she's one of the most wanted people in the whole world. Now, six months later, she's not wanted anymore, they ended up working it all out, she gets to work on the FBI, work back on the FBI, she gets put back on the FBI, and now let's put her under cover. She's been all over the fucking news!


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[Assistant] We should do a Who's Who video about her. You go, what's going on? She's getting undercover. This is Ms. McCain. Every, one of like ten things that happens in every episode where you go


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[Assistant] I cannot believe people are making this. I cannot believe that. And people love it. And I swear the first two seasons were good. And then it was just- They were. The first two seasons were great. Oh, the baby? They brought in the baby. Ruined it. Ruined everything. Forget it. Goodness. Bullshit. Come on. Done.


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[Assistant] We love you guys for commenting. We can't believe you still watch us. I can't sometimes.


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[Assistant] Yes, and breakfast. Breakfast is very important. A balanced breakfast.


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[Assistant] In the marines. I don't like saying he's a former marine because you're always a marine. Right, Thralius?


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[Assistant] He's a, he's a real good guy, kind of a, kind of a man's man, very, you know, just a dude. I like whiplash. Whiplash of explosions.


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[Assistant] Say, oh, how long are you going to stay? He's like, oh, I'm not going to stay, you know, for the ball drop. I'm not really a New Year's Eve type guy. Come, uh, come 1159. He just, like, he had gone away. 1159 was up.


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[Assistant] Where do I get that? CVS? Just got a big old white snout.


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[Assistant] You know those t-shirt guns? We launched the fucking thing out of-


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[Assistant] No, what is it? Just the point. Wait a minute, before we do anything, I think we need to talk about our sponsor. Yeah! Oh. Ridge Wallet back with us in 2019. They can't quit us. They can't quit us. No. No. They wanted to.


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[Assistant] Nah, they're slim, RFID blocking, lifetime guaranteed, like the minimalist. We've, we've gone over this before. You've heard it, but you need to hear it again. They also have like phone cases, backpacks, knives. Do they?


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[Assistant] But no, they do, they, they make a great wallet. Yeah. Aluminum, titanium, or carbon fiber. If you want to check them out, it's ridgewallet.com forward slash Neebs. And you'll get 10% off. You're going to get 10% off and free shipping. Damn right. Oh yeah. Thank you Ridge Wallets. Now comments.


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[Assistant] It's not like he's narrating it like Arrested Development or anything. Yea, he's not saying anything. It's just a text, huh?


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[Assistant] We've already talked about this. Yeah, it is pet peeves. Cause you'll be like, bees trigger me. Like, when people throw beehives in my car while I'm driving. And then all of a sudden, you're gonna go everywhere you go. Well, that's an obvious, nobody wants that.


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[Assistant] I just imagined that ad for Tesla. It's like, are you a fan of automotive's most cutting edge technology? And also a fan of bands like Stevie Nicks, Carlos Santana and sorts. Now the Tesla dream catcher.


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[Assistant] Alright, I'll go. My comments are from the most recent ARK video, The Raptor King.


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[Assistant] So, let me just go over a couple things first. I'd like to start off by saying, uh, I've got the least amount of dinos killed. First off.


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[Assistant] But honestly like, I'm sorry, you got like a ton of raptors killed recently. You, you with your fucking elk and all that stuff. One elk. And what else? And he knew what he was getting into. He knew what he was getting into.


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[Assistant] Well, I think, I think for every- I can't believe you, of all people, would use that term. The you, the you, let's do a double whams. You remember that much?


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[Assistant] You didn't know anything. No, I knew everything. It was cotton candy and like circus peanuts, whatever flavor you smoked.


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[Assistant] Speaking of the HUD, yea Simon and I were talking about this. I prefer to have the HUD on. That's very helpful. It is.


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[Assistant] I haven't scienced it, but we can. Four times, that's significant. So if we are traveling on foot through a, through kind of the wasteland. Enforcers. Yeah. I hope that's true.


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[Assistant] Our next comment, we got some pro tips from Nightshade. I'm gonna go over a couple of these, or a few. I have a few extinction tips. Go to the desert, tame some...


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[Assistant] So, that, that could be fun. A lot of what we do, we're like, oh, did somebody make that go aggressive? That, you know, we don't know the hotkeys, but we got some good ones here. Press period on your keyboard to whistle, attack this dino. Um, you use it when you want your dino to attack a certain dino. Press command. This says comanto.


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[Assistant] Press command to, uh, whistle your dino to go to a certain spot.


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[Assistant] And you can't, uh, use, yeah. Uhm, yeah. And it would be awesome if you looked at this, or even discussed it on commenting on comments.


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[Assistant] If it works. Yeah, we'll try it out. I'll try it today.


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[Assistant] Comes in with the next comment on the same video, says no hate, but I just want to say you guys need to learn how to change your play style a bit, or this will be scorched earth all over again, filled with


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[Assistant] Also, you guys built your base outside of the safe area. One of the reasons why dangerous creatures kept


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[Assistant] Appearing there, yeaah, yeaah, we, we got, we figured that out now, the last part.


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[Assistant] We do, um, but, we wanna progress. There was one point in time where I saw like five alpha animals around our base. And it's like that we were going to be held hostage there. Um, at some point we can take them.


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[Assistant] Shhh. Double whams. What, with Pierre? Pierre. Pierre's gone. Yea, the ghost of Pierre.


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[Assistant] Probably some of the most fun I've had in a while. Well, I wouldn't say more dangerous because uhm, I don't know. Because I haven't seen any alphas.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but I would like us to have like the fastest land creatures we could have. Like that's what we're dumping all of their, um, their points into is like weight and speed. And that way, if we need to, and we want to go through like, uh, the wasteland.


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[Assistant] Last comment is from Nathan's channel. It says, I'm interested in buying some of your shirts as gifts and for myself. But y'all have stopped advertising your shirts and socks, so I keep forgetting to buy them when I get paid. It's a secret. Please advertise your shirts. Some more please and thank you.


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[Assistant] Glad you brought that up, Nathan's channel. Because, uh, there is a link in the description right now of where you can get our shirts. And now...


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[Assistant] I have no idea why that's happening. It may have been because I was wearing some sort of boots. Maybe?


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[Assistant] Uhm, that's the only thing I can think of. You certainly wore it better. Yeah, they flow.


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[Assistant] Additionally, I'd like to do a different type of film if we did. Yeaah, I would too.


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[Assistant] It seems not ready yet, but uhm, they keep updating multiple times a day. I've been playing-


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[Assistant] And the skill trees are so weird. Like, I really don't like how they did the skill trees.


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[Assistant] But I was wondering, are we doing them more of a favor by playing it?


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[Assistant] Think like ethically, you make the game free until...


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's the other argument. They're talking about capital. They probably have plenty now. Because Arc was a pretty successful game.


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[Assistant] I have fun when I play it, the only thing is it's incredibly grindy. And I think the only reason why I have fun is because I'm playing with like, friends.


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[Assistant] You can actually go prone and you have to find like kind of greener areas and dig. And then you'll find what like one of those little bars comes up that has a little cursor that goes across and you have to get it in the highlighted area before you can.


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[Assistant] That is... It's helpful, but... That's, that's helpful while you're on land. There's not a lot of fresh water around. How far do you have to dig? Not far.


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[Assistant] You know, water table. You gotta pump it out. It doesn't make any sense to me. You can probably build a well somewhere, but uhm, that like the skill tree, like it'll take a long time to level up. And uhm, with the sloops, like if you build a sloop, first off, you gotta build a, uh,


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[Assistant] Like a shipbuilding facility. Then once you build your sloop, you can only have three people on it at a time until you level it up to have four people on it.


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[Assistant] If it's a small boat, you can't- It's smaller, but you can clearly see that people can, more people can fit on it.


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[Assistant] I got peanuts in the other room. I might run to the store.


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[Assistant] That's what I heard. That's what I heard in the comments. I wouldn't be surprised. So they don't want you attacking animals and they don't want you breaking down benches and street signs.


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[Assistant] I know that the enforcers won't do as much damage on a regular animal though, so if you have a tamed animal and you do happen to get in the scrap with them, then it's not going to do as much damage. Yeah, Phil took one down. Yeah, Phil took one down. He got taken down by the Alpha Raptor. Not me, not me.


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[Assistant] And he, honestly, he was completely expandable. He was, he was low level. He was a good.


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[Assistant] He was a good friend. He had a terrible work ethic. Don't get me started on his breath. Uh, but no, he was expendable. Any low level dinosaur at this point in time is just going to be Transpo. He had a family. Had a family.


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[Assistant] The thing about the internet is you can also check. Yeah, we could, but that's not as fun.


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[Assistant] Which would probably be me. Or you can build a custom look. Because Black Tux has tons of suits and tuxedos to choose from, and they're always adding new selections.


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[Assistant] So who, uh, who wants, do we want to jump right into, we want to talk about Battlefield, do we want to go into Comments and then Battlefield?


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[Assistant] Uh, it was a little spoon that people would wear around their necklaces and then they'd be like,


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[Assistant] Okay, so this is gonna, uh, cause I just flew and when you go through, you know, TSA, whatever, they have this thing and they're wiping my hands waiting for something to come up. I wonder if they were looking for drug residues.


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[Assistant] Four months in the future. Yeah, could be. Maybe even three weeks. Something as simple as that makes all the difference in the world.


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[Assistant] So that's bullshit though, cause I would say right off the bat, if that's the rumor, when's the rumor right?


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[Assistant] Because it's supposed to be out on the, I don't think it's gonna come out.


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[Assistant] Nothing's gonna be official until then, so anything that comes out before then is gonna be total speculation.


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[Assistant] But you never know if the leak's true until the announcer.


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[Assistant] Well, whatever it is, it's supposed to be really hard. I thought it was several of them.


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[Assistant] I'd love to ride one, I've always wanted to have one, but it was always that fucking, the death horn from the worms, and they suck. I can get one now.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Yeaah. We can do it. And get some horns, death worm horns. That's it. And I'd like that to be mine if I could. The mantis. Mhm.


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[Assistant] Or he is, he's just very quiet. So yeaah, he's not here. Well I had lunch with him.


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[Assistant] Because I'm always yelling in that game. That's true. Because that's what I, after like, yea, after a minute, I'm like, I just realized I'm yelling everything. It's like, ah, that's how you talk anyway. So like, alright, let's just keep on going. That should have been more silly. Next time there's a fuck up, anyone who has to do the ADR's gotta just be. New rule? Yea.


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[Assistant] But we were just watching VR though, like a good example of what can be done without a camera. Cause I also think that's good too, without having that cam.


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[Assistant] These are from the commenting on comments, the last one, Dokan fan says, I want to see you guys play dead by daylight in kill your friends mode or survive with friends. I bet the reactions of you guys would be hilarious. Have we ever talked about this specific game? Cause I've watched, I watched


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[Assistant] Who's, uh, yeaah, me. Yeaah, it was you. So, are you gonna look at the daylight, and that's what we're talking about.


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[Assistant] It's got, it's got pretty good, I think it's pretty good reviews. What's it rated on Steam? I dunno. Look at it.


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[Assistant] The shit was legit. We live 30 minutes from Joe's and we'll be returning. Could have used a Simon's side though. We fucking love you guys. Keep kicking ass. That's great.


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[Assistant] Well, no. I just, I got this mess, I don't even know who I got, I got it from...


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[Assistant] What? Joe's Diner. Very clean. Oh, I thought you meant... We left the roaches out. We read the roaches out of it. I thought that was that. That's better.


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[Assistant] Just something like that. Yeah, that's good. Kiwi Stooge says, Simon, you pronounced emu.


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[Assistant] Perfect the first time. Now backhand absro and say shut up. And I think you are actually the one that says it confused. It's not emu emu emu. Okay. I'm with you. I didn't know. Oh yeah.


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[Assistant] We all say things wrong. Oh god, I know. I probably didn't say it with a dicky attitude though. I mean, I said. Yep. Right. Did I say dickish? No, I think you were just like down to me, like you're so dumb.


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[Assistant] The more you know. So thank you QE Stooge. Night Owl says you are statistically 10% more likely to die from a cow than a shark, but I think


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[Assistant] Cows are sharks of the land. We're, we're moving over. Uh, Mereel Skirada says in Ireland, vomit is called boke. Boke? So, oh, gotta go boke.


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[Assistant] Well that's the point, uh, they're talking about something, it's not a cat, it's related to the koala bear. Koala bear? Koala bear? No, well, it says koala, because we're talking about fantasy animals. It's actually, it's actually klooba.


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[Assistant] It's not koala bear? No, when I say koala bear, that's probably a name of a bear that's in the game, I'm assuming.


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[Assistant] Might be. It can't be related to an actual koala bear, cause that's a real animal. Let's do the research. Let's do the research. How do you spell koala? Uh, well. How do you spell it? K-O-R-L-L-A, but I don't have any confidence in the spelling. You don't think it's a koala bear?


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[Assistant] Yeah, koala. Yeah, they are. So this was something, this is a long message, but it's from thicc44. What? Yeah.


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[Assistant] So here's the thing. I'm down with y'all doing playthroughs. I just don't like how you guys were playing God of War, so I'm not watching it until I play the game myself.


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[Assistant] Thicc was doing a great job and all, but everyone was talking during the plot, and that's so important and immersive in a game like that. I like Apsro's game discussion too, and Simon making fun of the game.


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[Assistant] You gotta take the game a little more seriously for me to stay interested. Funny game, go for it. Seriously, heavy game plot, less jokes, the game will captivate the audience if they are interested in it. Maybe just my opinion.


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[Assistant] Cheers thicc 44. That's not me. I know, but wasn't just his opinion. There was a bunch of those. Right.


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[Assistant] Yes. And for everyone also, because there's also people saying, oh, the playthroughs, you're gonna turn it? No, we're not gonna stop doing any of the stuff that we're doing. We're just doing this. We're gonna play this out.