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[Assistant] I still stand by that. They say they're going to build a lunar base there. That's one of the reasons we're going to the moon. Going back.


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[Assistant] Yeah, people sent us a few different movies that had some references or something similar.


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[Assistant] Cause I think the ants would win, but you kept questioning, when do they get this intelligence?


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[Assistant] If it's like we found out February 1st, answer becoming as smart as we are, and they're going to come after us.


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[Assistant] Then I think we could get after them and get, get them wiped out before they get organized. Right.


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[Assistant] And they've had time to develop their intelligence to their uses. Then I think we got.


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[Assistant] But if they're smart as they are, they would develop communication over time.


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[Assistant] They might come up with their own thing, but if they're smart as we are, why wouldn't they?


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[Assistant] Over generations and they've developed their own ways of doing things. Then I think we got some problems. Okay.


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[Assistant] Now others argue if they have nothing to live for, they'll just go crazy and do whatever it takes.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I mean, I would argue that ants have old ants and children.


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[Assistant] Alright guys, this week we're talking about Kentucky. Ooh. Alright, that's why I wore this hat.


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[Assistant] Well that's why I wore this hat for two reasons. One, I wanted to dress like Nate.


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[Assistant] Cause my goal was to sit there and, and become Nate and I was going to put pictures of myself on the wall behind it, but.


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[Assistant] No, uhm, but I did wear this, this hat, uhm, because it is Valhalla, which we played in Kentucky. This is the golf course where


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[Assistant] Couple of things actually happened. One, where I lifted my foot off the ground about three seconds after I hit the golf ball.


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[Assistant] I mean, you're supposed to lift your foot just as you hit the ball.


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[Assistant] And the funny thing is, I don't consciously do this, but...


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[Assistant] When I hit a ball good, which that was one of my good ones, then I feel the knee to lift my foot like a real golfer. But when I hit it poorly, I don't even have a chance to do it because it's right over here.


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[Assistant] Well that was a good, for me that was a good shot, so that's why I felt the...


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[Assistant] I, the guy I'm thinking about, I think he's a former major league baseball pitcher who played in one of these celebrity programs.


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[Assistant] Well, I wore the sack cause Valhalla is in Kentucky. It's one of the nicer golf courses anywhere. In fact, when my friend reached out to me, people reach out to Nate all the time about playing golf and he usually says no pretty quickly.


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[Assistant] He's busy, yeaah. He said one time here on the, on, like, I'd love to play with fans and I still have to go through all those emails weekly saying sorry, he ain't doing it.


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[Assistant] But when my friend reached out and said, Hey- So when you mean he says no, you say no. On his behalf. Yes.


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[Assistant] Uh, but when my buddy reached out and said, Hey, I'm a member of Valhalla. Um, would, would Nate want to come up here and play when we're doing shows in Kentucky? I was embarrassed to ask Nate.


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[Assistant] But he immediately said, yeah, cause that's a, that's how nice of course that is.


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[Assistant] So we went and played, and uhm. What makes a course good? Well, a lot of things, just uhm, the, how well it's kept, and sometimes it just,


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[Assistant] The history, I mean professional tournaments are played at this course.


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[Assistant] I mean, of course when you hit it in the rough, it's literally just weeds. But even at this place, even the rough is really nice grass. Like a bad neighborhood.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I played with Johnny W one time and we went down a steep hill and our cart started leaning.


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[Assistant] And he thought he was gonna, he thought he was gonna tip over so he jumped out.


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[Assistant] He broke his big toe. So about on the turn, when we got to the ninth hole, he's like, I'm out, I'm done.


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[Assistant] I mean that's, that's two guys that didn't know what we were doing on a bad court. I can't even blame the course, that was just us.


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[Assistant] The other thing happened on that, on that day is that, uhm, I think Nate talked about it in his last special. That's when, uhm, his dad left his door open. Oh really?


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[Assistant] I asked Nate's dad to come, cause we're talking about Kentucky, Nate's parents are from Kentucky and I wanted his dad to come, but his dad's with him in Pebble Beach.


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[Assistant] Yeah. So do you guys, when you think of Kentucky, do you feel like


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[Assistant] But when you're in Lexington or Louisville, well I'll say for myself, I feel like that's almost like the Midwest.


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[Assistant] Kentucky is one of those weird states to me. It is a southern state, but they're like on the border of Ohio.


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[Assistant] It is, I mean, it's the Mason Dixon line runs right there over it. So technically it is Southern. I'm just saying how you feel. When I'm there, I almost feel like I don't feel like I'm in the South.


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[Assistant] Kentucky is closer to us than any other state as far as just getting there.


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[Assistant] Get to Bowling Green an hour from here. So that's certainly south, but Kentucky is a weird state to me where I feel like parts of it almost don't feel Southern.


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[Assistant] I've done shows in Lexington, Louisville, Paducah, and Bowling Green, I think. I think that's it.


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[Assistant] That's it, Elizabethan. Elizabethan. There's a town in Tennessee called Elizabethan.


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[Assistant] I actually, now that you mention Tom Sobel gigs, I feel like I've done, I did one in where the cornbread mafia was there. That's like a real thing, uh, Google cornbread mafia.


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[Assistant] I don't know, I just remember doing this tanning, you know, and they were like, you know, the cornbread mafia is from here. And I was like, okay. I hadn't thought about it since, but pretty sure that was a Tom Sobel gig.


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[Assistant] I find that very interesting because there's the 13 original colonies. Yeah. And then you just think they work their way. I mean, that's pretty fast. Who was 14?


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[Assistant] Kentucky is one of four states that's a Commonwealth. It's technically, it's name is the Commonwealth of Kentucky.


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[Assistant] Uh, Kentucky slogan. So they tried in 2002 to come up with a slogan for Kentucky and they came up with it's that friendly.


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[Assistant] Meaning, we're so friendly here at Southern Hospitality, you'll want to come back. Everybody thought it was cheesy and, uh...


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[Assistant] Uh, so then a few years later, the new governor changed it to unbridled spirit.


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[Assistant] And apparently on the Welcome to Kentucky signs today there still says, still says unbridled spirit.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's old school, guys. We know it is true, Bill. It is rocket money now. It's your personal finance app that finds and cancels your unwanted subscriptions.


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[Assistant] All in one place. We all got a bunch of stuff we signed up for years ago. Our life changes. I still get Dusty's monthly newsletter. There was one of him on there blowing smoke.


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[Assistant] How's that picture moving? I didn't even know it was called Jif.


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[Assistant] Uh, over 80% of people have subscriptions they forgot about.


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[Assistant] For today, it's rocketmoney.com slash Nate. That's rocketmoney.com slash Nate. Rocketmoney.com slash Nate.


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[Assistant] Percentage of smokers up until recently, West Virginia has passed them.


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[Assistant] But JIF is manufactured in Lexington, Kentucky. Wow. Well, we'll be.


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[Assistant] I was gonna be watching my daughter up until we left, but now I'm gonna go do a tour of Laurel.


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[Assistant] What about Kentucky Fried Chicken? See, I'm trying to get back on. I love KFC.


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[Assistant] But if that was what it is the entire time, we'd probably be like, Kentucky French, that sounds weird.


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[Assistant] And he's like, I'll play the part. So he started dressing. I don't know what that is about being a Colonel.


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[Assistant] So they changed Papa John's, Apostory S, to just Papa John's. Because they don't want to say, this is John's pizza. It's just Papa John's, so.


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[Assistant] The new logo, there's no apostrophe S. Did you know that, Aaron?


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[Assistant] It's just funny how they're like, we got to distance ourselves, but that is what everyone knows it as. So somebody said, what if we just take off the apostrophe?


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[Assistant] Well, they're in, they're in Bowling Green. I was going to ask you guys, but you see the logo there.


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[Assistant] I read on Reddit that there was somewhere cornucopia.


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[Assistant] Uhm, so it's not like it's completely false. And I also looked up what each one of these fruits are. One of them is something I never even heard of. I was going to quiz you.


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[Assistant] You said one word, place another word I never heard of. So yeaah, let's see what scotlands are.


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[Assistant] Uh, it's called yellow gooseberries or white currants. I guess it has two different names.


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[Assistant] I've never heard of currents. You guys know currents? I've heard of currents. Oh well, that's what it is.


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[Assistant] What do you, are you guys all never remember when the man played the character?


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[Assistant] Hot Pockets, they're all made in Mount Sterling, Kentucky.


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[Assistant] Just that somebody was walking away to have some labels.


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[Assistant] I feel like when I watched that documentary, the battered bastards of baseball, which I told you guys about, one of the guys went on to help invent post-it notes. Maybe everybody's just claiming it, I don't know.


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[Assistant] Well, the Corvette Museum is in Bowling Green as well. When I worked at Channel 5, I heard a lot of crazy stories that I always knew that ain't true, that ain't true when people would call.


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[Assistant] Some guy called one day and said, yeah, there's just a giant sinkhole opened up at the Corvette museum and about nine Corvettes just fell in the bottom of this sinkhole. And I was like, thank you. There's no way that's true.


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[Assistant] They rebuilt, but I think they left a, I've never been there, exhibit just to show where all these Corvettes fell down the sinkhole.


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[Assistant] Now is that the exhibit or is that the actual aftermath? That seems like toy cars to me.


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[Assistant] That's why I was asking, that almost looked like toys. But now that's from 2014, so I guess that's when it happened.


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[Assistant] Things I wanted to get to here. Okay. So I haven't been, my mom's been to both of these, uh, the creation museum and the arc encounter.


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[Assistant] Uhm, e-i-g answers in Genesis, but the creation museum was first. And at the creation museum, you guys, either you guys been? No.


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[Assistant] Bill Nye, yeaah. And it helped raise money for this creation museum. And they have a dinosaur there called Ebenezer.


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[Assistant] And they say that dinosaurs lived with, with humans.


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[Assistant] And that the earth is 6,000 years old and this dinosaur is on display because they have some evidence that it was here during the flood.


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[Assistant] And uhm, that it was, that died during the flood. So it's, that's their kind of, one of their big displays is this dinosaur.


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[Assistant] Well, I don't think they did that. And from a John Chris video, there's like fire alarms on there and smoke detectors and things like that for modern safety, but it's the dimensions. Yeah, probably that. Dimensions are the size of the arc.


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[Assistant] I mean, from my children's Bible, which is kind of crazy that this is the kids' Bible, there was like illustrations of people like,


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[Assistant] Noah, help us. Cause now it's pouring down rain and flooding, you know, and it's up to here on them and they're like, Noah. And he's like, see ya, wouldn't want to be ya.


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[Assistant] I would have thought the Creation Museum and Arc and Counter would be up your alley, but I can tell from your know that you're not on board.


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[Assistant] Uh, Middlesbrough, Kentucky was built in a crater. Uhm, uh, meter I've hit Middlesbrough.


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[Assistant] Well, I think the meteorite hit first and then the town was built around it. But if it wasn't for this crater, they said people wouldn't have been able to get over the mountains and get there. So this, this meteorite really helped them out.


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[Assistant] Yes, that's, so the meteor they say hit 300 million years ago that caused this, whatever. It's surrounded by mountains, Appalachian mountains. And if it wasn't there, that would just be another mountain that people couldn't get over.


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[Assistant] Uh, so the Kelly Hopkinsville encounter is one of the most famous cases of UFO alien cases. I think I briefly mentioned this on our Aliens Part 1 episode. The term little green man, a lot of people think it came from this incident.


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[Assistant] So Hopkinsville, Kentucky, which is again, about an hour from here. I had a roommate from Hopkins.


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[Assistant] I think that tornado wasn't the worst thing that happened to them that week. I'll say that. I think they're like, at least they didn't have to listen to that guy. Uhm, so anyway, these family in, uh, this is 1955 and they're in this farmhouse and they said for nearly four hours, these little goblin creatures,


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[Assistant] Came around, kept sticking their head in the window, and they would fire shotguns at them, and always, they'd just fly away, and they would, kept going.


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[Assistant] And finally, these people were so freaked out, they went down to the police station and said, uhm,


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[Assistant] There's these little creatures, these goblins that have been in our window for, for hours now harassing us and we can't kill them. So the police and Fort Campbell and a bunch of different military went down there.


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[Assistant] And all they could find was remnants of guns fired everywhere, but they couldn't find the little creatures.


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[Assistant] Yeah, just like it. They were like, we'll cut through the dry raw if you want. We'll take a look for her.


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[Assistant] So one, one theory is it was, um, owls, eagle owls, which are great horn owls, which kind of float and it would be about that size. I mean, they don't, they would fly away. Um, but, um, I don't know. People said they saw a light that night in the sky.


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[Assistant] Like I said, the term little green man, it was in the newspaper and that kind of became a thing after this.


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[Assistant] Well the Polaroid, like Kodak, Insta cameras, those were 70s and 80s, but they had little...


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[Assistant] Maybe. What do you think this is Dusty?


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[Assistant] Well, they still look like goblins. Goblins could be demons, right? It's all demonic.


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[Assistant] Uh, the happy birthday song is the most recognized song in the English language.


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[Assistant] You get cancelled. I'm joking. Anyway, the version we know was written by two sisters.


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[Assistant] You guys were servers? I thought it was restaurants when they come out. Happy, happy birthday. I thought that's bad.


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[Assistant] But corporations making money, people coming in there.


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[Assistant] I was going to ask you guys, who the most famous person from Kentucky? Can you name a celebrity from Kentucky?


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[Assistant] A lot of famous people from Kentucky, a lot of actors you wouldn't think about. Jennifer Lawrence, Johnny Depp.


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[Assistant] I think he was born there, yea. A ton of country singers from Kentucky. They have their own country music highway.


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[Assistant] Sturgill Simpson, Bill Monroe, uh, Chris Stapleton, Loretta Lynn, Cole Miner's daughter.


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[Assistant] Uh, I don't know who you're talking about. Uh, I'm surprised you didn't know Crystal Gale was Lorelei's sister.


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[Assistant] And Nate is back next week. We've already, we've already taped that one. Dusty's gone next week. We've got John Reap sitting in with us, but it's a great episode.


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[Assistant] No, but Lexington, I'm looking forward to it. Your first theater to...


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[Assistant] And go check out Nate's special.


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[Assistant] Well, she'd invited you when you'd been like, doesn't she know I do comedy? I'm on the road.


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[Assistant] Of all the things that you're against, tanning bed just does not seem... I love the sun. I think it's good. I think it's good. Well, go on the sun! Well, sometimes it's cold.


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[Assistant] Can you tell me another one you've done? Yeah, I did the Charleston music.


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[Assistant] I feel like Ryan Hamilton and uh, Mark Norman told us that Seinfeld's kind of like that. He's out of there pretty quick.


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[Assistant] But it's gotta be a weird way like that. It's not just from watching SportsCenter.


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[Assistant] And then, where were y'all? I was in, uh, Mattoon, Illinois, uh.


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[Assistant] The Philips Church, uh, did a show there that gave me this Titans, uh, nice Titans.


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[Assistant] I'm guessing that's why they gave me that. Um, so yeah, I was in my tomb.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Justin knew a lot and once we got done with the air, he told me a lot of stuff about how Hitler wasn't all bad and, uh, he had some really strong opinions. It's a little disturbing.


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[Assistant] Some of the, no, but some of the ones they fought good. Yeah, that was another. Moth, moth, moth.


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[Assistant] Cause they're not just telling you just anything. They're telling you something so dramatic that they have to interrupt you. And you have to keep talking.


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[Assistant] Like, Godzilla and King Kong just spotted.


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[Assistant] Well, if there were two anchors up there, then I would always wait obviously till the other one's talking to tell the person. But if it's just one person up there, you gotta tell them while they're talking. You just try to do it the best you can.


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[Assistant] New golden corral. Well, I'm kind of upset because a couple of weeks ago we talked about famous people from Lebanon. My buddy Nick, who I go to the Titans games with for years, except up until this year we sit together. Lebanon just had their annual Christmas parade and he was the grand marshal. Oh wow. He's lived there for like a year. Wow. What does he do? He's on the news.


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[Assistant] So local news man that lives in Lebanon, Grand Marshall, Lebanon Christmas parade.


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[Assistant] Growing up I did. One year our, uh, Cub Scout troop got to ride in the parade. I was very excited about that.


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[Assistant] Well yea, it's a parade. It looks like a clown bus. I don't know what that is right of hand, but maybe bozos on there.


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[Assistant] West Main Street's nice. There's a, just off the left there, there's the statue of General Hatton. He's a Civil War soldier that everyone wants torn down, except if you live in Lebanon. They're like, nah, he's safe.


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[Assistant] I really don't know the story behind, maybe he is from Lebanon.


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[Assistant] Well I mean, eventually you're going to have to lay down if you're out there in the woods.


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[Assistant] Richard Kimball just put some leaves over him. I believe him. Okay. Dr. Richard Kimball.


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[Assistant] Well he didn't, I guess he didn't take a rifle, he took a sword and a longbow and...


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[Assistant] I remember this movie from a few years ago, Unbroken, I think.


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[Assistant] Uh, Angelina Jolie directed it, uh, and this guy had an incredible life. He was like, I mean basically just what she said.


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[Assistant] I feel like I mentioned Ian Fleming last week.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I thought so too. Um, well, I'm just going to watch the Netflix movie. Well.


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[Assistant] Movies are called undocumentaries. Undocumentaries. Exactly.


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[Assistant] I just watched a three-part series on Shaq. Maybe there's more to come, I don't know. Uh, HBO.


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[Assistant] About his life. And, you know, he takes some shots at Carlos Groves. I don't appreciate that.


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[Assistant] But he hard fouled Shaq, uhm, in the SEC tournament to the point where Dale Jones said,


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[Assistant] Shaq should just go pro because these guys are going to hurt him before he gets his money.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, some people told me to look up Operation Paperclip, which is kind of...


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[Assistant] Same as the book, uh, apparently people like von Braun, they were, they were Nazis and then they came here and then they're like, well, you could do some good stuff for us. So then they got their citizenship.


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[Assistant] Nate, do you think that re- the way they break down the pronunciation, do you think- does that help you?


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[Assistant] People, when I go on the road, people always ask, is Dusty really like that or is that just a character? And I always say, I don't know.


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[Assistant] I was about to say, you're going to where some of the coolest movies are. No Country for Old Man. Hell or High Water, which I loved. Uhm, Sicario.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah. All those movies happen around the border, El Paso, Midland, things like that.


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[Assistant] Those last two were done by the same guy, uh, the guy who does Yellowstone. I'm going to blank out his name, but he's killing it right now. Taylor Sheridan, I think is his name.


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[Assistant] Anyway, uh, yeaah, you're going to cool places. The record for largest high school football attendance, we're talking about Odessa, was over 50,000 for high school football games.


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[Assistant] They've had a few that have been right around there, but, uh, I think the, now they do it, you know, at Cowboy Stadium and they can really pack it in. There's, I mean. Oh my goodness.


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[Assistant] Um, so Texas is the second largest state in the country in size and population. Alaska for size.


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[Assistant] Three times? I think so. We talked about it in the Alaska episode. It's crazy. It's like, takes up like a third of the country almost. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Man, I don't know. Yeah, the don't mess with Texas, that's, I thought that'd been around forever. That's a fairly new slogan. It was a litter campaign and really kind of took off in the nineties.


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[Assistant] I think that's kind of what it's become, but it started off as an anti-litter campaign.


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[Assistant] So I looked up the largest cities in the United States. Five of the 13 largest cities in the United States are in Texas. That's pretty crazy. Yeah. Wow.


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[Assistant] Houston is like third, fourth largest in the country. Fourth.


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[Assistant] The one that always surprised me is San Antonio. Cause I based...


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[Assistant] City-sized huff of sports teams. Right. That's how I think they're big. It's like the seventh largest city in the US. I had no idea.


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[Assistant] But they're still bigger than Dallas and you hear all about Dallas.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that'd probably be number two. It would be second if you counted them combined.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's what you gotta look up. You're cheatin'. You're kinda in another city.


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[Assistant] I mean, Nashville is bigger than Memphis, but Memphis only counts city limits and Nashville counts the whole county of Davidson County.


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[Assistant] But for the metro area, like you and I talked about, you said Murfreesboro was going to be bigger than Memphis.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you were wrong, but, uh, I mean, maybe someday it would be. But when you talk about the Nashville metro area, they count Murfreesboro, they count every county, they count Franklin, Brentwood.


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[Assistant] So that Dallas Fort Worth, seven and a half million, that's, that's more than just those two cities. That's the whole area around it.


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[Assistant] But that means there's probably more people that live up there than...


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[Assistant] It's the second busiest airport in the country next to Atlanta.


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[Assistant] The Astrodome in Houston was the first dome stadium in the US. I remember it was a big deal back in my day.


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[Assistant] They call it the eighth wonder of the world because it was... Is that where the term astroturf comes from? Yep.


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[Assistant] Yep, it was just like playing on artificial turf, so they called it astroturf.


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[Assistant] I don't know, I just, the way it, according to this, it was the first dome stadium in the country. Makes me think, maybe somewhere, there was somewhere else? I don't know.


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[Assistant] You think like sports broadcasters and stuff still call it ask to retire?


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[Assistant] Dirt fly up for just a second. Or dust or whatever.


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[Assistant] Now, if you were an outfielder on grass, you'd play with no shoes cause you like to do some grounding.


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[Assistant] The, uh, the King Ranch in Texas is the largest ranch in the United States. It's bigger than the state of Rhode Island. Oh, so it's one Rhode Island. Well, it's more than one. Uh, it's bigger. So it's 125,000 acres.


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[Assistant] So who, who owns the King's Ranch? I tried to figure that out. It started off as Mr. King.


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[Assistant] Okay. Back in the day, but I'm not quite sure now.


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[Assistant] Mainly cattle there. They did produce a triple crown winning race horse though. Wow. That's good. That's impressive. Yeah.


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[Assistant] You said a hundred and tw- did you say a hundred? Uh, if I did, I meant to say 825,000.


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[Assistant] One time the Bates family went on vacation to, uh,


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[Assistant] We stopped at the gas station and asked, uh, where Randy Owens house was from the group Alabama. Oh yeah. He went to Fort. Fort Payne.


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[Assistant] Fort Payne. And we drove by his house. That was our vacation. Driving by Randy Owen's house. And you can't see it.


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[Assistant] But they said he had 1600 acres and we thought that, I mean, we still do. That was just unbelievable that someone would own that much land.


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[Assistant] It wasn't just that, but we took a road trip, family vacation to Alabama. That was one of the stops. Okay. Yeah. And we stopped at the gas station and asked where Randy Owens' house was. Go to Fort Pave, we'll ask around. Yeah, I love it. Yeah. But I still remember, they said he owned 1600 acres.


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[Assistant] Did y'all take a picture? Probably. Yeah. I just remember there's a lot of trees and a lot of land.


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[Assistant] Well, uh, Buddy Holly. Marfan. Marfan syndrome?


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[Assistant] Uh, Buddy Holly, from Lubbock, Texas, was 22 when he died.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Uh, yeah. I mean, plane crashes, they've gotten a lot better. Cause I mean, think about they went down, uh, Patsy Klein.


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[Assistant] So there are three power grids in the United States. One east of the Rockies.


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[Assistant] One west of the Rockies, and then Texas has its own. Wow.


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[Assistant] So a couple years ago there was a big bad snowstorm, ice storm, and most of Texas got knocked out for a few days.


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[Assistant] I think there was something to that. Yeah. So.


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[Assistant] So, uh, in Midland, Texas, where you're going.


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[Assistant] They found the remains of the oldest known human in North America. They call it the Midland Man.


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[Assistant] Anywhere from 9,000 to 11,000 years old. Turns out it was a woman. But they still call it the Midland Man.


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[Assistant] And, uh, it was found in the fifties, but, uh, there's a, there's a monument there that still, uh,


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[Assistant] I don't know, but anyway, uh, yeah, they think it's like the-


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[Assistant] Well, that's done. Anyway, it's there and they think it's the original. I mean, obviously there's probably older. I think maybe they even since they found older, but at the time they were like, this is the oldest known.


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[Assistant] Also in Midland, the childhood home of the Bushes. Oh. You can go tour it. Really? Is it a big home?


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[Assistant] Uhm, I don't think it's too big, but it's the only home in the world where two presidents lived.


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[Assistant] Uh, two governors, a first lady, ambassador, and a CIA director.


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[Assistant] Well, here's a fun old story. So in Wichita Falls, Texas.


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[Assistant] They, uh, struck oil and a lot of people became millionaires overnight. So all these oil companies were coming in. So this, uh, I think you're going to Wichita Falls too.


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[Assistant] Cause you need offices now and all this stuff. So if you guys give us $200,000, we'll, we'll build you a skyscraper here in town. So they got the money, gave this guy $200,000.


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[Assistant] And what they didn't notice is the scale the blueprint he showed us was in, showed him was in inches and not feet. Wow. So he tricked him into building the world's littlest skyscraper.


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[Assistant] I mean, their building's still there, they spin through tornadoes, they said, and floods, and it still exists.


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[Assistant] Yep. I think they said 25% of it's just stairwell.


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[Assistant] And then they're like, wait a second, this isn't what we thought. But by then he was gone.


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[Assistant] Uh, so it's bowl season. The, uh, going on right now. The oldest bowl is the Rose Bowl. I knew that. Second oldest. Anyone want to guess?


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[Assistant] Uh, peach bowl. Based on Texas, cotton bowl. That's a good guess. Sun bowl. Sun bowl. In El Paso. We're going to El Paso.


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[Assistant] Six Flags started in Texas because there are six flags that phone over Texas. Uh, at one time Texas was his own country, his own nation. Oh wow. It was under Mexico. How did they lose that?


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[Assistant] Well, they agreed to come over to the United States, but they were with Mexico and then they fought Mexico for independence. That's when the Alamo happened and all that. And so for about 10 years, Texas was his own country.


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[Assistant] Which sounds crazy, but it's bigger than, like 1830s.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I don't know why they decided to join the United States, but then soon after they did it, the civil war broke out. So then they joined the Confederate States. So that's one of their six flags that's flown over them. But, um, but yeah, they were their own country there for.


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[Assistant] And Sam Houston, where the city of Houston is named after, was their president. One of them. Hmm. Hmm. And also former governor of Tennessee.


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[Assistant] Where's it Macon County, Tennessee? Yeah. There's a Houston County, Tennessee.


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[Assistant] It might have been. Amarillo is the helium capital of the world.


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[Assistant] 90% of the world's recoverable helium supply comes from Amarillo.


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[Assistant] Cause that's where it's at. Cause they have helium fields. Helium fields? They grow it?


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[Assistant] I guess that started 1868 on the 100th, 100 year anniversary of the helium being discovered.


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[Assistant] They did a, planted a time capsule. So in 1968.


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[Assistant] Put this time capsule in helium. And they put in a passbook, I don't know quite what that is, but I think it's just a book that tells you where to find the account for a $10 bill that they put in a bank account.


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[Assistant] So it's supposed to be open in 1000 years, in the year 2968, and in that,


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[Assistant] Based on 4% interest, that $10 is going to be worth a quadrillion dollars when they open it. Wow. Whoa.


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[Assistant] Oh, and a wonderful life. There was a run on the banks.


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[Assistant] In this case, I don't think anyone really believes that's gonna happen. Uh, it's more of just a fun fact. But to your point, yea, anybody who invests their money...


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[Assistant] Over a period of time, you gotta hope that the bank doesn't close.


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[Assistant] I learned in history class FDR after the depression, the new deal, it was all these new policies and programs. And one of them was insurance.


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[Assistant] Ensuring the best for me. Yeah, this is real time. I read this in the newspaper. Yeah. Things are going to happen in the future. He, uh, insured all the banks FDIC, which you'll see.


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[Assistant] I hear on the radio member FDS, federal department of insurance and commerce, I think, and up to a hundred thousand dollars. So your money.


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[Assistant] I think we talked about this on the, maybe on a previous, the TV episode from two years ago, but there's a town in Texas that agreed to change its name to Dish.


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[Assistant] So they got free basic TV and DVRs for 10 years from Dish Network. Oh wow.


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[Assistant] Who agrees to that? Well, 200 people live there, so they probably just all agree to it.


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[Assistant] I don't know, I think they're still called Dish, but I think the, whatever free they got's ran out. What was the town called before?


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[Assistant] Uhm, so Amarillo, Texas and farmers, cattlemen in Amarillo, Texas, sued Oprah.


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[Assistant] How could you even sewer for that? I mean, I guess if you said it's...


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[Assistant] I mean, it's not like a criminal thing, but just like defamation hurt our business and she didn't have any, you know, they said she's just saying stuff that's not true.


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[Assistant] And during the trial, she hired Dallas based jury consultant Phil McGraw to aid her in selecting.


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[Assistant] Who do you guys think is the most famous celebrity from Texas? Who do you think of when you think of Texas? Matthew McConnor. That's kind of what I think too.


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[Assistant] No, I just wanted to, I think of the Bushes and George Strait and Matthew McConaughey.


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[Assistant] Michael Scott's movie that he made. I can't remember.


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[Assistant] I don't know if any of these... Texas has more guns than any state. More than a million registered firearms.


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[Assistant] The word got out, people were starting to say that it was really US government was about to try to take over Texas.


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[Assistant] Institute of Martial Law, come in, take over Texas, try to take away guns, right?


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[Assistant] Because they uncovered it, that's why it got stopped?


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[Assistant] I feel like, cause nothing really happened, obviously.


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[Assistant] But then the, when nothing happened, people said, see, I told you all along, nothing was going to happen. This is just a bunch of media, blowing, hooha, whatever. But I feel like because, I feel like this is an example of,


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[Assistant] They got on top of it, not the media, but to see anybody, they fixed the problems.


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[Assistant] I think if they had just ignored it, there would have been some major problems because they worked on this for a long time leading up to it.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I don't think anything will happen. Uh, that might be a good place to stop. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Uh, this Friday I'm with Henry Cho and at the Schulz Theater in Florence, Alabama. January 7th, ASW Whiskey Exchange in Atlanta and January 28th at Fox River Church in Waukesha, Wisconsin.


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[Assistant] That's fun. That's gonna be great. Uh, alright. You guys wanna guess how many states we've done now? Oh, good.


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[Assistant] Hello folks, and hey bear, welcome to the Nate Land podcast. Uh, Nate Barghetti, Brian Bates, Aaron Weber, and Dusty Slay.


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[Assistant] I'm glad you're here. Uh, I was going to show you, uh, uh, this one book, uh, somebody feed, fill the book.


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[Assistant] So if you watch any, uh, uh, somebody feed Phil the Netflix series, uh, it's out now. Uh, Phil Rosenthal, uh, just a wonderful dude and loves food. Loves it. Uh, we went to, what was the place in, uh, uh, Mais De La Vida. I don't know how to say it.


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[Assistant] It was awesome. So if you watch this season, I am on the episode when they come to Nashville and we go eat at this place and it was really cool. Like they have, it's a, it's a, uh, in East Nashville and they have


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[Assistant] Uh, like a taco bar, like I mean a taco truck out front and then you just go eat inside. It's like a bar, which is, I thought was a very smart idea for, uh, for those two things to combine. Like to be like, all right, we just serve drinks here. Do you want food? You go out there. And I mean the truck was, it was unbelievable.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's crazy. Yeah, it was, uh, it was super fun and, uh, they were awesome. And, uh, I got no tomatoes, no onions, but it was, uh, it was the best. Phil's the best. Uh, he does. I mean, he loves food, man. It's like the real deal. Like he's.


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[Assistant] It's crazy, like when you, I'll, I'll, I'll text him like if you go somewhere, like he'll take, he'll, I mean, he'll just be like, where are you at on the road? And you tell him and he's like, all right, go to this. And he knows everywhere and it's, uh, it's awesome. And I mean, this show is obviously a big.


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[Assistant] It's a cool show. It was exciting. He asked me to be on it. So, uh, yeah, go check that show out. Check out his book. Somebody feed Phil the book.


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[Assistant] And be like, no, you're not. No, you're not. It'd be a lot of, I think it's going to be tough for you to not have jokes. You would have to be a specimen. Right. I mean, you'd have to be, you know, like a UFC fighter type specimen for people not to.


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[Assistant] Uh, they do it that quick? That's pretty, I mean it's kinda...


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[Assistant] That's what I've always heard. I mean, you know. Whenever dust comes up. When dust comes up. Yeah. I've read a thing or two.


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[Assistant] Uh, so, uh, we're back, we were here last week, a week off, uh, which is nice. Thanksgiving this week, it's exciting. What's your plans?


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[Assistant] You know, Laura knows the plans. Uh, I think I'm, we're here though. I think it's like a lot, it's her family. And, uh, so it's, I think, yeah, I think we're kind of here, which is nice.


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[Assistant] Not working this weekend. I'm going to the, no, I'm not, I'm going to be at the Tennessee Vanity Gang. Nice. Oh, you're going to be with me. Yep. Uh, super excited. Yeah, it's going to be, I'll tell you what.


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[Assistant] We're not, you know, we're not a problem. We're not animals. We're not animals.


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[Assistant] It's, uh, yeaah, they went down the stairs and they ran the field and it was fine. They fined them $250,000, which is insane. It's crazy. It's insane. Like you want to, like, it's just infuriating to be like, we, we're never rushing the field. We do it in like almost the way it looks like that's how you have to exit.


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[Assistant] And then you're going to charge us like the same you charge Tennessee or any of those other teams that just like.


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[Assistant] Just swarmed the full of people getting fights and people might get hurt.


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[Assistant] Was it the same amount? It said 250. I don't know if it's the same amount. I don't know. We got chart. Yeah. It's hard to even call it rushing the field if it's orderly. I feel like they just came out. They're like $250,000. They just, they gave it to us like that and everybody else. They're like, well, I don't know. Okay. I guess we got to do it. Like I agree. Didn't even tear the goalpost down. Like it's


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[Assistant] The stadium. It helps pick up trash. Yeaah. I mean, it's, oh, it makes me so mad. It's so insane.


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[Assistant] To be like, just let, you know, you just charging everybody, like who, who's, what are you paying that to?


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[Assistant] Right, SEC, then they go, thanks for the $250,000. And then what do they do with that? They're really struggling. Yeah.


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[Assistant] It's been a tough, tough go for the SEC. Where is that money going? Does it go to something?


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[Assistant] I hope it goes to something that's good. Just back to SEC.


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[Assistant] I would be, I would be on board with that. All the money should go to the workers that have to like literally work that day. They get some, they're rooting for it. I don't think there was a lot of work.


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[Assistant] No, but I mean, but I mean, you gotta go through the stands and get all, like those people. Like you just, I'm saying like, it should go to...


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[Assistant] Regular people. Like it's like, I mean, these fines are just all, it's just like everybody's rich and they're just fining each other. So you're at everybody that's just theirs. Like, well, they learn their lesson and you're like, no, they just, they're just hold on that money until it goes back to that, it comes back. Like it's all just.


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[Assistant] It's r- it's insane. We won them. Uh, the last time we beat Florida at home, 1988.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm excited. Look, I mean, you know, we'll see what happens next week.


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[Assistant] Uh, I think we have everything on our side. Like it's, it's a successful season in my eyes for Vanderbilt. We've scored a lot of points. We haven't won all the games, but we've won, we're on a win streak, an SEC win streak. We haven't been on that in a long time. I'm loving Parkley. Haven't won an SEC game.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. And, you know, and Tennessee's down and, uh,


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[Assistant] Things can happen. Obviously Tennessee is great. They are.


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[Assistant] The quarterback just got hurt, which, you know, that stinks for that guy. Uh, but, uh, yeah, we'll see, we'll see how it goes. You know, I saw, I was at Penn State and I saw Coach Franklin. Really? Yeah. Went by Penn State, saw the facilities and, uh, got to say hi to him and stuff. And he's very nice. He's like a grats, man.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I did shows for him, my dad did shows. I mean, he is just an extremely charming person, a very...


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[Assistant] Personable, is that like, you get it, like how this dude could walk into your living room and you're like, oh yeaah. Like, he, the way that all the crew I'm with, you know, like, he just, you know, how you doing? I'm James Fray. We'd go up to him and talk to him all.


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[Assistant] You know, the fact that he's like, congrats on your career, you know, it's like, you could, yea, there's part of you like, is he, how do you want to be like, hey, I don't know if you remember me or not.


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[Assistant] He's like, oh, when your dad did ya, like, he was just awesome. And I gotta see him real fast and, uh,


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[Assistant] And then they gave us a tour of the facilities and it was great. It was great.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Said I love you. Got a little awkward. Still do love you.


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[Assistant] I love them all. Yeah. You know, everybody's good guys. It's like you just meet people and you're like, yeah, we're all just good guys. That's how I met, uh, Wisenhunt. He's at Penn State. Really? Yeah. And it kind of was like off guard when I met him. I was like, cause he coached at Vandy, I think too.


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[Assistant] Like years ago? Maybe. I think I said Vandy, I was not thinking the Titans hit coach.


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[Assistant] Cause it just, I was just kind of like kind of caught off guard. And I was like, oh, and then, yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I mean he was cool, I just talked to him real fast. But, uh, yeaah, it was, uh, yeaah.


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[Assistant] Well, it's crazy to go. I mean, he probably would have been in NFL. He kicked for South Carolina. I mean, so he could have probably kicked in NFL and it's just like tough to switch. That's a big switch. It is. If you go, you know.


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[Assistant] He really let it go to his head, I think. Yeah, I think it got to him. It's like the yips. Like you can get it where you just probably think, you're just so used to one thing. When you see him hook like that, didn't we, Florida missed a kick this weekend, I think.


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[Assistant] An extra point. An extra point, and it hooked. Oh yeaah. I mean, it was, I thought someone touched it. I know, that thing was just like a, and I think they said that was the first one he'd missed all year. It was, yeaah, the hooks, like some of them, they just go, I mean, you gotta think, I mean, I know it's like a 20 yard kick or 15, whatever it is,


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[Assistant] But to hook so that quick just to start and just, I mean, it just was like whoop, hard, hard left.


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[Assistant] Uh, we benefited from them. So, uh, yeah, fun weekend for Vanderbilt, uh, me and Bates, uh, Ryan Malone, my brother Derek, we'll all be at the game Saturday. All right.


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[Assistant] Well, you could in, uh, possibly that the kids Heisman run. I mean, if that, if, uh, the quarterback for USC has a, cause I watched that game, USC, UCLA, it's great game. And then, uh,


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[Assistant] The USC quarterback has a big game against y'all.


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[Assistant] Like, I mean, it's him, it's down to him and, uh, the Ohio State guy. Cause the other two guys are hurt.


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[Assistant] If, if then, if the Tennessee would have beaten South Carolina this week and then, I mean, you ruined them hard. Yeah. Uh, but now. But we have a bowl eligibility.


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[Assistant] All right. We're a lot of that. And look, it's nice to be, yeah, it is nice, uh, to ruin, you know, people's dreams.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Tennessee, I feel like that's the thing is like, I don't know how much they're bringing, cause it's like whatever bowl game they're going to get to, it's like, who really cares? Like they wanted, once you're like, I think if they weren't going to think they were going to play off, then it would, they would have been playing for like, yeah, let's get to the top. Cause I don't know if anybody expected them. I mean, I think they expect to be better, but I don't know if they expect it to be.


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[Assistant] Absolutely. Where they were at. And so, uh.


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[Assistant] Are they might have, the fans might have, you know, insure, but it's, I think if they would have won, it would have been now that they lost, it's like.


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[Assistant] You know, now they're going to go instead of going to whatever.


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[Assistant] Rose Bowl. I mean, not Rose Bowl, but like their go to like whatever the...


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[Assistant] Sunday game, like, I guess you could make it go down more, but I feel like even if they lost, they would just be like...


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[Assistant] They're just, everybody's tired. Like it was like too much and then it was like last week was just like ugh and then the guy gets hurt and you're like, you know. But I'm sure they, I mean they don't


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[Assistant] It'd be great. It'd be great. I'd love it. Uh, so yeaah, I was, I was at, we had great shows this weekend, uh, it was all fun, uh, uh, everything was great. Figured out some new material. Where were y'all at? Are you?


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[Assistant] I don't, if you take them off and your feet are underneath the seat, they don't smell, you know, if you're like, ah, they're not gonna smell. Like I can understand that. Like when people start putting them up in places, like.


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[Assistant] You know. Put him up between the seats. Yeah, yeah, like that kind of stuff's weird. It's like, the goal is to try to not be a bother.


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[Assistant] Uh, that's a matter of a Southwest where you pick that seat. So sometimes.


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[Assistant] Cause I always think like the strategy of it is like, do you want to be more, kind of, uh,


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[Assistant] Maybe like around exit rowish are a little bit in front of it. If you've got an extra seat, because a lot of times those people would just immediately go to the back because they just assume I'm late.


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[Assistant] But, well, cause it's like, you would get people in the back.


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[Assistant] That will pass you and then they have to find a seat. There's only middle seats left and usually those people are, they're already passed you. But then you always leave it open for a last second.


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[Assistant] Cause the last second one comes on, it's like, he's just gonna- You definitely don't go exit row, cause those will be the first-


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[Assistant] It happens a lot, like the flight attendants, that's where they have to kind of stay in and sometimes they will stay in there and I've seen someone and they're like, oh, I mean, not always happen, but they're like almost staying in the middle of YouTube. And then they stand in the middle and like no one really knows to go to it. And I figure you're sacrificing like.


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[Assistant] Alright, like, if there's going to be a lot of open middle row seats, then maybe not, but if you know there's only going to be a few, it's like, well, I'd rather it just be my odds or at least I'm in an exit row. So like, I'm at least giving myself that versus hoping for a middle row.


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[Assistant] Or cut. You know. You basically look like the guy that sat next to you.


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[Assistant] I think it's tough, but you, but I'm not saying you like, but I'm, I'm saying in general, I think the only person that could have that conversation is a comedian.


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[Assistant] Our job is to talk and like try to deliver some, something that's like not fortunate, but in a nice way.


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[Assistant] Well, it would be, if you're that guy, you're like, I don't even want to be noticed.


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[Assistant] It's funny that you do clear in TSA. I mean, I'm trying to get through. Well, clear, I got kind of talked into one time. I was, I know, but the stuff that you don't want. Yeah. Like you, the stuff you don't want to have, but then they, now they have, they have everything. I know clear, clear really sketches me out. I mean, I think you might as well get a microwave.


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[Assistant] You were, you're like Eve and you took that apple and you're like, you can skip this guy in front of you and you go, I'll do whatever it takes.


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[Assistant] Off the gridness, I mean, you're gonna, I don't know if you'd get in the meeting now.


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[Assistant] Uh, I'm gonna do a FBI background check. Well, I'm clean. You know, I'm clean. I'm not doing. It's not about being clean. It's the idea that they got your info. They got your info. Yeah, but I don't want to.


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[Assistant] Alright, let's start you guys comments, uh, NickS.


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[Assistant] This year I'm celebrating Turkey Day by having, by giving thanks for Nate Land. My work often involves difficult conversations and heavy situations.


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[Assistant] I'm guessing you don't start telling yourself jokes or deciding your routine in the mirror. Like what do we do? What do we do? If your life gets heavy.


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[Assistant] Uh, you do something? I never get sad. Yeah, I can see that.


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[Assistant] And I, and I didn't mean it as it sounded, but as I was saying it, I was like, this is going to be kind of a double joke. Uh, but I did not mean it. But it works on two walls. Aaron, when your life gets heavy.


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[Assistant] I think he's extreme, yeaah. I do think you're very aware, which I'm a big unawareness, super aware. Thanks man. But then you gotta have someone with you that's aware cause they're aware that you might, you're ready to go. Yeaah. I mean you're gonna be like any little hiccup, you're gonna be like.


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[Assistant] I'm like about to get after it. Imagine you're going to get, how do you think you're like, you get super famous, everybody knows you, when you walk around everywhere you go, you think you have to reel it back in? Or you go just...


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[Assistant] Like if it's out on the road, uh, you know, not to get, but it's a constant reminder that it's not about you, it's not about me, it's not about, you know, don't put yourself first. That's a big one that I've worked on, uh, and then, but like, just to take your brain, I watch, uh, I'll try to watch a movie, uh,


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[Assistant] I watch, like, either, that's where I've been, like, scary movies or something that's like, uh, kind of a thrill or something that can kind of keep my attention and, uh,


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[Assistant] So it's like I'm kind of invested and I try to find, that's why I watch a lot of those movies that people are like dumb, you know, or like whatever, but outside I want it to be kind of like brain. Escapist. Yeah. Yeah. And I just want to something, you know, you kind of come from, you're like, all right, I'll watch this. And yeah, that's what, uh, I think that's what I do.


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[Assistant] Uh, but yeah, your family also, when you see them, that helps. Uh, Andrew Khan. I'm pretty new to this podcast and I am in grad school. I'm always looking for things that don't stretch my brain too much because I'm overwhelmed with new knowledge. All right.


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[Assistant] This week, Nate said deers four or five times as the plural of deer. I love this podcast and it's the highlight of my week. Keep it up. A bunch of deers over there. You don't say deers? There's a lot of deer over there. It's like fish. Oh, yeah. Oh, so there's one deer.


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[Assistant] You, but you should have been there. Like I think if, if you're like, there's a lot of deers over there and someone's like, you don't say the S, I go, have you ever seen this? You don't know how many. You don't know the amount of deers I was talking about. It's enough that we needed deers.


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[Assistant] Jeremiah Reed, hearing Nate Dusty and Broham repeatedly say mischievous incorrectly gives me flashbacks to my childhood. The word is pronounced mischievous. Mischievous. Mischievous. Oh, it's not mischievous? I have no idea. Mischievous?


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[Assistant] Mischievous. We'll see what Google says.


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[Assistant] Mischievous. Ah, well that just feels weird. I spent many years correcting others about it and don't usually do it anymore, but that was about seven mischievous too many.


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[Assistant] Mischievous. You can't say it slow, you gotta say it fast. Mischievous. Mischievous.


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[Assistant] Uh, sell party. Dusty should make them all watch Idiocracy. It's a shame that reference just went on by with.


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[Assistant] Alright, well we'll check it out. Uh, I guess it's streaming everywhere. It's a pretty filthy movie, but it is, uh.


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[Assistant] I do disagree with that. I get what he's saying, but it's, it's, I wouldn't, I've never, I've, I've had.


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[Assistant] I've had a lot of friends go make more money than me. Like when you're first starting out and you're like out there busting around and then you got, your peers are with you, then they are making money and they're doing, I'm in a


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[Assistant] I'm in a career that is just basically you're watching people win the lottery every day.


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[Assistant] And then this person jumps. And that's, I mean, that's, that's, and they literally go to make millions of dollars like you, so you're here and then they win the lottery. And then in two months, they're here.


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[Assistant] And so I'm watching that a lot. I would not be.


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[Assistant] I'm, I'm, I'm happy with what I'm doing. So like, I think I can do, that's, that's the only thing I would say about that.


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[Assistant] I'm not worried about what other people would make because I think I can go get, I've always just like, I'll go get my own, I'll figure my own thing out. So I'll like, I don't, it's, I don't, I don't


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, I can understand that. That's what I always liked about comedy is like, there's no cap.


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[Assistant] Like that's what's kind of, that's the, uh, I think, and if you do anything that's, uh,


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[Assistant] Like not a normal kind of thing. It's like, I like the idea that you're like, you're in a world that's like, yeah, there is no, I mean, you know.


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[Assistant] Maybe Seinfeld has a billion dollar, like it's like there's no cap to it, like you're-


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[Assistant] Yeah, and that's what makes it, and that's what I, that's what's fun about it, because it can also, you can also make zero dollars.


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[Assistant] And so it's like, it's just a complete like, all right, I gotta, I have to work every day. So this is a zero sum game. It could be. Oh, it could be. What do you mean?


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[Assistant] I would, I would, I would tell you what, I think I would help you. I would tell you like, dude, you should be just doing this now. Like don't go, you know, it's like if you won the lottery.


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[Assistant] Uh, so yeaah Tony, I think I'd be alright.


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[Assistant] It is true though, we are in a business where people win the lottery. I mean, not, uh, yes, not a billion dollars, but it's...


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[Assistant] This is not Fiji water because my wife is cheap and so this is just the one bottle we've had and she just keeps refilling it and makes me think it's Fiji water. It's tap water.


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[Assistant] I don't know, but I don't think I thought about it, so she's kind of right in that sense, but...


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[Assistant] If she won a billion dollars, she would do this. And this is the life I would live is just constantly being like, well, what ketchup is that? It says Heinz on it. You know, it's like, well, it's Sam's quote.


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[Assistant] I take my class, I feel like I know that. Uh, was there a Ludwig coached at Vandy?


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[Assistant] Go back to the field and acknowledge that having any sort of confidence in winning the Power Bowl would be a similar experience to thinking you could choose the winning blade of grass out of the entire field.


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[Assistant] That does put it in a good perspective. It could be like, he needs to pick a blade of grass though. So you'd be like, you go back out and be like, if he could somehow be like, alright, I've


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[Assistant] Maybe he, I don't know how, but like actually pick a blade of grass, which I know seems crazy.


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[Assistant] Pick coordinates. Do the coordinates on it and go, I have one set of coordinates.


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[Assistant] If you can, if any of you can get within this square of where this coordinate is, you know, and then someone's like, this one, he goes, and he goes and buys, and love is like, I'll buy everybody Powerball tickets.


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[Assistant] And also future people that take his class.


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[Assistant] Uh, I do, I wish I was taking his class. Uh, William Galino. Gallineo. Galeano.


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[Assistant] Galeano? Galeano. William Galeano. You guys talking about how to go about after winning the lotto reminded me about a recent news story about a Chinese lotto winner that kept his 30 million jackpots secret from his family because he didn't want them to become lazy. He accepted the money in a costume.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I wonder if they do anything. Yeah, he probably went and got himself a couple of nice things. Maybe he bought some nice things, but then he had to buy that car.


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[Assistant] It's like an, it's actually another lottery for the kids. Cause you're like, so someone's dad.


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[Assistant] One, so everybody's looking at their dad, like if they're acting any different.


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[Assistant] Kevin Robleski. Robleski. That's a fun name. Yea. Did he write him for, uh, maybe. Hey Bear! The college scandal that was happening for years and a couple of folks got pinned for it is exactly what happened to the Astros. Cheating in baseball has happened forever and still is. It is.


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[Assistant] I guess the logic I could see is if you get caught, then you deserve what happens. Like I could understand that logic. Like almost like you're like, well, they're all cheating. You're the one that got caught. So then you get, you didn't do a good enough job at, but then it's like a game, but then you're accepting cheating.


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[Assistant] So then you gotta just be like, all right, everybody's cheating. Don't get caught. So you hope they don't cheat, but it's, I mean, it's probably all.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, for sure. But that's like where the World Cup is happening, right? And we were talking about, uh, like FIFA and how it's like corrupt and like people getting these things, you know, it's like, yeah, it's like everything you watch is just, uh, cause there's so much money involved.


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[Assistant] You find out your way. Being nice is the ultimate thing. Just be nice. That's, uh, that's free and it's, uh, free. It's nice. I agree with that. FP Thrasher. There's nearly 200 comments under this YouTube video right now. There's no way they actually read all of these before picking which ones to address in the next episode.


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[Assistant] They're either just picking the comments with the most interactions or arbitrarily arbitrarily.


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[Assistant] Uh, Jake Bennett, I'm halfway through book seven of Harry Potter. Up until this point, I have avoided all spoilers. That, uh.


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[Assistant] I've been, I've avoided all spoilers, spoilers. That is until Aaron had absolutely no regard for those who might be a bit behind on one of the most famous book series of all time and basically blew the whole thing. Maybe next time just say spoiler alert so I can close my ears.


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[Assistant] Yeah, these little children are grown men now. And so they wouldn't have been able to read it.


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[Assistant] Give the government a map of your eyes but don't read Harry Potter.


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[Assistant] The one thing I would say, if, if, if we were talking about Harry Potter before you, is how quick did you give away something?


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[Assistant] You leave them, oh, I was going to say, are they unplugged? Yeah. Converted them to a safe. Yeah. Yeah. Just use it for the clock. Uh, witchy Trista.


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[Assistant] Not all witches are bad and not all magic is dark. Weird transition. In fact, I've never done dark magic. She spelled it with the M-J-M-A-G-I-C-K.


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[Assistant] I like to say that magic is just like prayer with props. It's basically asking the universe for an outcome and using tools to direct the flow of energy. Being a witch just means I find God in nature instead of in a church. I believe in spreading love and healing.


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[Assistant] Sounds good. I think you just need a better name then. Than Magic? Which? Oh.


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[Assistant] She's saying being a witch just means I find God in nature instead of in the church. So she's saying being a witchy. But I mean.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you don't have to find God in a church. No, no, no, no. And you don't have to be a witch to find God in nature. I'm just saying, off the top, it's like, witch is just not a, uh, favorable. Glenda was a good witch. All right. That's true. I've read so much here.


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[Assistant] While you guys were reading comments on the latest podcast, I heard Baby Teeth say one of the comments was from an Aussie, then Nate saying what sounds like, oh, maybe I'll see him. I did a u-turn around it about five times to see if I was hearing correctly. Was I hearing correctly? Is Nate touring down under? I don't know. It's not, nothing's announced yet, but it's not announced yet.


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[Assistant] Well, he's joking, I think from last week. I did say that. You know what's funny is I caught myself writing it. I noticed I said it and then I was like, oh yeah.


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[Assistant] It's not announced yet, but Australia's stuff could be coming. Could be. Should be, it will be coming. I don't know if I can, I don't know, we haven't announced it yet, but, uh, so nothing's on sale. I don't remember exactly where I'm going.


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[Assistant] But I will be over there, but it's, uh, and I forget even when it is. I will be over there, but it's up in the air whether I'll be doing comedy or not. No, no, I'll be doing, I'm going to do comedy. It's, uh, uh, I'll be over there. I think it's towards the end of, uh,


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[Assistant] I want to say it's right close to when Harper goes back to school, when kids go back to school, like August, like whatever, whenever they start school.


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[Assistant] And then so, I want to say it's the end of July, August I think is about, uh,


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[Assistant] I, hopefully we're, I think we'll be announcing it soon. So, but yeah, you know here now. Nice man. That's exciting. I will be down there. Uh, is it your first internet?


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[Assistant] Uh, besides, I've done Dublin, which I'm going back to, so I'm doing Europe.


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[Assistant] I'll be at, I'll be in Europe, uh, in March.


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[Assistant] Uh, London, like I'm making a big run at that, uh, super excited about that. I've done Dublin before and then, you know, besides the USO stuff, our troop stuff, but then, uh, the, yeah, it'll be referred, but Australia, I've never been Australia and I've always wanted to go. That's awesome. I'm excited.


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[Assistant] This week, we're talking about the World Cup. Oh, I didn't realize we were talking about that. You didn't? Uh, no.


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[Assistant] I brought up the World Cup. I didn't realize it was a topic, the topic.


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[Assistant] I mean, if the topic was that and everybody knew it, y'all should have said.


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[Assistant] I went to the Nashville game, it was awesome. I'm starting to get into it. I, I think it's like, I don't understand all the leagues, I don't, but I do enjoy watching it. You can talk about winding down or finding something to watch.


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[Assistant] Uh, soccer is pretty pleasant to watch cause it's just not on TV. You mean? Yeah. On TV or at the game. It's just, uh, it's kind of, it's, it's not slow paced.


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[Assistant] It can feel like that because your score is not going to be crazy, but when it's a shot to the goal, it's super exciting.


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[Assistant] Uh, but it's just like kind of like, you know, you're like, man, this is just pleasant to watch. I'd imagine people like, I could see tennis.


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[Assistant] You know, you just kinda like, you just enjoy it. It doesn't, it doesn't need to be so like, just everything's fast and meh, you know. It's just kinda like, oh yea, it's a, you know, you just kinda, they're waiting til they get their shots in.


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[Assistant] Very pleasant and then the most exciting thing ever when they, I mean, someone gets a goal and stuff.


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[Assistant] I've come around, uh, to it and I really enjoyed.


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[Assistant] Uh, watching some of the games and then we, the world cup's going on right now with American plan, American plan. Yeah, usually the announcers.


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[Assistant] I think I tried out in high school and I didn't make a team. We had a really good high school soccer team. I got cut everywhere in high school. But it was, we had a really good high school soccer team. Uh, but I don't remember if I played, like, uh, I think I played I guess when I was little. I did like rec league. That's what we did.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's a square. Yeah. And you gotta just kick the ball through the square. Gotta kick it pretty high too. Yeah.


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[Assistant] That'd be pretty fun to watch, like I mean, you would see some, you have to be really good.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's true. Why did we call football, football?


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[Assistant] What would, so they were, that's where the soccer came from, but then, yeah, why do we call it soccer then?


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[Assistant] That's how you describe the word. Okay. Yeah. Some guys not getting it. Yeah. You know how you hit women all the time? What do you do to her? He goes, uh, soccer and he goes soccer. All right.


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[Assistant] I mean, how do you ever even get a ref? Like it's, how could you ever possibly get, or did they call an umpire in soccer? I don't even know. But how could you ever get someone to do that? Ever again?


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[Assistant] If you're, you know, did they kill someone and all that stuff?


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[Assistant] That's terrible. Yeah, that would do, that, I mean, that's... I mean, it's just right there in the yearbook.


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[Assistant] Would you say, were they filming? When was this?


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[Assistant] If it struck the other just like one side of the field. Wow. That's crazy.


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[Assistant] That's how many games are happening though of soccer is that you'd probably hear about this stuff.


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[Assistant] They said, it's hot there from what I hear. It's the weather report. And, uh, no women.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yeah. I watched it. Yeah. Do you watch the, uh, world cup or do you watch the tour de, uh, Lebanon? The one that's got named after one place. Like no one's, you know what I mean? Like the one's like the world cup, the Olympics are like, it's not about, you know, and they're like, no, a lot of people watching the.


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[Assistant] What is like the World Cup of cycling, but it's like, who cares? I mean, it's like, yeah, I understand that, but still it's like, it's just done in one place. The World Cup moves around. Like there's, there's way more things to be intriguing and more want to watch more.


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[Assistant] Because Tour de France is just, it's in France, I'd imagine. By the way, is it in France? The Tour of France, yeaah. Okay.


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[Assistant] That's not even as long as the World Cup. So each day is like a race. No, I mean, it's, it's, yeaah, it's gigantic. I mean, look, it's the only bike event we know. So I understand that. But it just, yeaah, I can't imagine it's bigger than the World Cup. I mean, that's...


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[Assistant] Uh, Tour de France, I always thought it was funny, uh, I tried to do a joke on this once, but uh, but it's like the only sport where it's like, it would be...


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[Assistant] Like you watching the Super Bowl and they just let a Honda Core drive around the field.


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[Assistant] I mean, it's that important of a thing and then there's just cars.


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[Assistant] Active streets and I know the cars are like doing something, but I mean, they're just in the thick of it. And then the fans, cause those, they walk into it. I mean, there's no boundaries and they just can, and you're like, this is the biggest thing of my life.


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[Assistant] And then you just, you know, civilians right on the side of the road. Yeah. And then some of them that one, I mean, there's a video of one walked out.


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[Assistant] There probably has to be a, I mean, yeaah, it can't be, I would be shocked for it to be that much, but it's, if you, again, it's, it's, if you understand it, I think it's probably very great, but you gotta, I don't think most people know it's not as many.


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[Assistant] Well, you get, you know, Lance Armstrong, like he had, uh, one time he cut across a path and it was kind of crazy, like.


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[Assistant] He, something happened, he got ran off the road and I mean those are bikes that can't go like.


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[Assistant] Off the road, like they're made, like yeaah, it's, and so he just rides through like the grass and then has to jump and like go over this, cause he got, they went around, it was like two curves and he got pushed into, so instead of like stop, he was like, well I'm gonna just go and the,


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[Assistant] It's just, it's just how in shape they are. How in shape, how close they are to each other. And you know, it's like, you look at like NASCAR, like just about NASCAR, you're going 200 miles an hour and you're touching them.


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[Assistant] You're that close. But you're in a car, at least. And these guys are, I don't know how fast they go, I mean. Almost 200 miles an hour. Yea, almost 200. But they go very fast and they are just next. I mean, you see them go through stuff and there's just no room. You could feel claustrophobic.


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[Assistant] It's just, they do it every year, right? And then, uh, I think so. So it's, it's, yeah, I don't know, but I would think the World Cup.


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[Assistant] Cause it's like they're having like all these other sports and you're just kind of like, you know, I think you get Olympics, you get swimming's great.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I mean I think swimming is like probably the...


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[Assistant] Track and field and swimming are just kind of like the only ones that you're...


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[Assistant] You know, basketball, I don't know how much we care anymore. Like, when you're watching it, like,


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[Assistant] Yeah, when was that? 2008. Yeah, but they, they, they, cause they lost.


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[Assistant] Basketball is a chance to maybe get pretty interesting cause there's so many, uh,


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[Assistant] These players from other countries that basketball in the Olympics actually probably could start getting back to like, I mean, it might be now or close because it's like, I think there's a lot of teams that are a lot better, but where you're going to be like, Oh, if, if, if the other countries start like really compete, you know,


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[Assistant] Before it was like fun, you go blow them out, whatever, and then...


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[Assistant] So, and how many, so you're in your, so it's like the AFC. Yeah, kind of like that. And so how many games.


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[Assistant] Uh, well, I'm sure maybe it doesn't work out like that. Uh, but yeah. Yeah, maybe. I don't know.


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[Assistant] So it doesn't tip teams are tied after three matches.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. I'd imagine there's going to be some people that have some real conversations with themselves. Yeaah. You know, it was really about the hang. Yeaah. Well, I mean, you would think people wouldn't go to it. I mean, there's going to be enough people that are going to want to go to it. But like, especially that live there.


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[Assistant] I wonder if you could, yeah, and it's like, you can't get your, you gotta just be willing to, I guess, go like, look, we don't, they're their own thing. That's what's crazy is to like, it's funny to think about like in America and you want to go, yeah, this is welcome to the world. Like where they're just, he, the guy's like, no, done. It's crazy.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I think they passed it where like you could, I mean they should, I mean, you know. I remember being at a game. It's always crazy how some of them hold on to some of this stuff, but then they all like...


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[Assistant] They, which I understand like maybe a tradition or something you don't want, then they start making the money from it and then you're like, are there like stopping this money source of just being like, well you could.


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[Assistant] And he's like, that's crazy. He goes, oh, the stuff inside that makes it zoom might've broke or something. Yeah, it's a liquid zoom.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Lightning struck specifically one seat. Surprisingly that guy, uh, was starting a, he just dunked beer in. Man, that's crazy. What are the odds of that?


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[Assistant] They have a lightening there, just have a thing that shoots lightening out. Voodoo. Quermos Cerveza. Quermos Cerveza.


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[Assistant] We want beer. I mean, I wonder if there has to be a way.


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[Assistant] You have a lot going on, so you have time to gather everybody together to start singing. You go, why are y'all singing? You're like, I mean, they're just, no one's shot a goal in 45 minutes. Let's get some songs going. I just went around and I taught everybody the lyrics. We also


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[Assistant] Probably. It is cra- you're like, why would they go do it? I mean, you know, good for them to do it like that, but it's like, it is, it is insane that you're like, imagine alcohol cells are your...


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[Assistant] Most gigantic thing and you just go to a place that's sick.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I like being dumb. It is funny though that it's like, uh, I, and I'm thrilled that they're doing the stadium, but it is funny that they're like, times like, I mean, we're chipping some, you're like, who's it for? But I guess they look at it as like, well, you're going to do concerts and stuff there, but you want to be like, yeah, this is who, but who, you know,


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[Assistant] I'm going to build a new house and then go, will you go pay for it? I'm not chipping.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's the hard part with soccer. My brother listens to this and he's going to be like, are you kidding me? I know. I asked Derek a lot of stuff. Derek knows everything about it. But it's, uh, he's the captain of Argentine. Yeah. And then, uh, all right. But it's, yeah, I get very confused on the, the league.


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[Assistant] That's, you know, it's like there's like the Premier League and, and, uh, Derek has told me this to not, but not just always kind of, you know, it's like, forget it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah. Well, it's just here. But I do get, you know, like I always like, uh, cause I always ask Derek about that, like Messi, like Messi's like, they consider him like the best ever, like the way he got


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[Assistant] I think they signed him on a, do you usually have the thing where they say, have we talked about that?


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[Assistant] On a napkin or something? On a napkin. And like, so, it's, when he was like 14.


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[Assistant] I mean soccer dude, those guys, the Beatles watched him. Maybe this is before the Beatles blew up.


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[Assistant] It's a, they, and they've produced the best soccer players, I guess. Like, you know, football, you can have like a lot of players come out of Florida or, you know, big men come out of, uh, Iowa. I did point at you. And I go, where are you from? Yeah. I, yeah. But it's like, Iowa is like Nebraska, Nebraska is like, that's offensive line and come out of there.


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[Assistant] I bet it could start going that way and you go see a shift with just the fact that football, like people don't, they don't want the kids playing football to get hurt and all this and how crazy it is that you could see with soccer that you're like, all right, this sport is.


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[Assistant] You know, football is so fast, so it's great, but it's like, people are like, you know, people get really hurt. It's like scary injuries and all this kind of stuff. And soccer, like, it's, it's, it's not, these guys play and they're not usually injured. I don't think crazy and, uh, and they're the most famous people you don't hear on the planet.


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[Assistant] I think it's balloon Dior. Wait, what is it? Maybe I know it. Balloon Dior? Let me look at it. Balloon Dior.


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[Assistant] Well, Messi's just gonna be, Messi's playing now. I mean, like Pele, most people are not gonna remember. I mean, he's from the 60s. So...


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[Assistant] I don't know who Pele, like, I mean, I know who Pele is because of his Pele, but that's what's crazy.


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[Assistant] Everybody probably knows who Pele is just because of the name Pele.


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[Assistant] Uh, Mia Hamm. David Beckham. Uh, I would say Mia Hamm. David Beckham is un-American. Well, that's the only soccer player right now. Uh, I could see, I could see Mia Hamm, but you talking about men? I'm shocked to find out he's not American.


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[Assistant] The redhead guy. Who's now a commentator. Yeah, yeah. That guy was, uh, but no, Christian Polasek. Yes, that's who I've heard about. He's the, he's the most famous now, right?


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, Kristen's probably gonna, Pulisic's gonna do that. But he's still not even, but he's still not even the best player in the world though. Like not even close. Like that's what's crazy. He's in the conversation of best in the world? Oh. Oh, we gotta, we gotta get a little guy out.


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[Assistant] You know, I remember the one I remember is, uh, the guy that head-butted the guy. Zidane? In the chest? Zidane, yea. Yep. I remember watching that.


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[Assistant] And that was, uh, I watched that whole thing. It gets super exciting dude, like when you, uh,


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[Assistant] The, uh, watching the world cup is, is super fun. I mean, it's, it's, and especially when he gets like down to the, you know, the final teams and it's just such a big thing that you're like, yeah, I'll watch it. And that dude headbutted that guy. I remember watching this live. Was this a consequential game? Yeah. It might've been in the- Wow.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, it might have been the, the, the, I wanna say it was almost the world, the final game.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I wanna say it was the championship game. I don't think it was the championship. This guy get kicked out of the game? Yeaah. Look and see what game was.


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[Assistant] Who knows any like- Yeah, you gotta hold it together. Yeah, yeah. Uh, but it was-


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[Assistant] The third. They tied? Three limbs. They did a tie? Uh, Italy won 5-3 on penalties.


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[Assistant] So Fran, he was on, he was on France. He was awesome. And I remember watching it live and, uh, and I remember like when he did that and they, cause they had it on TV and you're like,


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[Assistant] Can you, and you don't know and you're like, can you do that? Are you allowed to just do that? Like hit them like that? And you're like, you just know something's wrong. And then it was like, yeah. Hey, uh, yeah, it was, I remember that.


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[Assistant] A freak. I mean, it looks like if you designed a man, it's, I mean, he's like a, uh, like a doll. Like it's, I mean.


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[Assistant] It's absolutely insane, dude. He has like 500 million Instagram followers. It's nuts. It's truly like he looks like a, a doll. Like he looks like if you, he is Ken. He's better than Ken actually. Ken wasn't.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean it's, it's absolutely insane how like.


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[Assistant] And I think he's, I don't know much about him. It seems, I've watched a couple things on him and he seems like a great guy.


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[Assistant] Oh, he's had a lot of plastic surgery? Oh, well Ken is 100% plastic. Yeah. Well, I don't know that, but they still look, so that helps then. But his body keeps in the most amazing shape.