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[Assistant] So there's like a, there's like a story. So I thought like, oh, I'm gonna get a private server and there's gonna be a story that, you know, will just be attached to the server and we'll go through it. The way the story works is like everybody has to complete these objectives. So it's like, okay, the game gives you a quest. Go into this cave and find this key.


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[Assistant] No, not quest, yeaah, one person could move on quest wise, so theoretically, theoretically you could just follow one person and they go on quest if you're a four man team, but then you don't, like, other characters don't get the experience from the quest.


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[Assistant] That's how it works. That's how school should work. I love it. It's a shame too, because the world's gorgeous. The map's huge. You've got a lot of shit to do in it. But yeah, just the way the questing works is so infuriating. So that's not gonna happen.


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[Assistant] No, you could just run around and explore, but then like, what's the point of anything?


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[Assistant] There's no story to tell. Is that a deal breaker for you? I mean, kind of, I mean, cause then, cause then really the objective is like, oh, we found a building. What's in the building? Stuff.


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[Assistant] See, I think like something like Seven Days to Die doesn't really have any story purpose, but there is always that prep. Because you know something's coming. There's something, there's a light at the end of the tunnel.


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[Assistant] No, not so far, and maybe, maybe I will discover something, like maybe it's just, it's early, because I've only played it maybe, I don't know, only, only about three or four nights by now.


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[Assistant] Well, it's not, yeah, it's not respectable from where I'm standing. Yeah, I hear you. And they're in a weird position too because they, you know, typically cater to a single-player audience.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but that's a thing they did with, like, I guess when they first released it, the idea was, yeah, you just run around and run into buildings and like there's stories to discover in buildings by reading notes, which is the most boring fucking thing ever.


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[Assistant] And then everybody got mad, it's like, there's no story here, there's no like real fallout story. And it's like, okay, fine, we'll add it. But they had to keep it, you know, because they have a typical single player fan base, they had to keep the story where you could play it solo. And then so that's why everybody's disconnected from it. It's just this here. It's a weird decision on top of a weird decision.


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[Assistant] Probably, but I guess the downside is like, I know, well there's not two players there, but I mean I guess the downside is I level up, so all of a sudden I'm level 30, you're still level 15, and the game starts throwing level 30 creatures at us all the time.


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[Assistant] Totally. Deep Rock would be a good candidate for that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and I've played more missions that are wonderful. There's one mission I played not too long ago where like this, uhm, this big, uh, mining


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[Assistant] You don't need Spectator to make a video good, uhm, of course, but it's just an added bonus when you have it.


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[Assistant] I mean, I like the game, but I don't think it would work for us. There's so much fucking reading.


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[Assistant] In menus, I mean, God, I mean, I know how we, uh, we handle, you know, uh, just dealing with inventory and inventory management. Like, no.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, yeah, and god, I felt like we've played every damn survival game out there. At least all the good ones.


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[Assistant] Yeah, this is Fractured Veil, it's not out yet, uh, I guess they're slated to come out next year, but yeaah, it's a survival game being worked on, and yeaah, we saw a little bit of it, it's like he is trying to put quests into the game, which I appreciate, and it sounds like they've, uh, he's been a game developer for what, what did he say, 12 years, something like that, and yeaah, he's,


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[Assistant] Yeah, Green Hill is, I've played it and it's good, but it's tough. And I don't know how we would do at it. I think a couple of us would do very poorly.


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[Assistant] Building onto your, your drill? I think you expand it. I think when you start it's small and then it's good. Okay. And then there's also void train, right? Oh yeah. So that's another one.


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[Assistant] From what I understand, it's a time thing. Every now and then, the volcano goes off and when it goes off, you're supposed to be back on your ship and underground.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and then when you come back up from underground, there's like, uh, it has a pretty cool system where the entire island gets covered in ash. So when you come back up, all the trees have lost the leaves, all the grass is dead. It's like, Oh God, the volcano just went off. And then.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that was a challenge in Valheim. Um, Ada could change time in that game, but it only affected her end. So she could, it could be night, she could make it morning.


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[Assistant] All of us would not see the change to morning. We would still be stuck in night time. Right. Which is, uh, and that game is so dark. That's a game that a lot of the times we were really wishing, like, man, man, I wish we could make it daytime right now to actually see what's going on. Yeah. Because that game is inherently dark. And I love that game, and yeah, I had a lot of fun with it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you really get to build your own, like once the village starts coming together and yeah, and you're, you're establishing different outposts and you kind of build out that world. It's like Minecraft, you know, when you start, you have nothing and then hours in, you're like, man, look at this cool little space we've built. Let me down.


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[Assistant] Uh, you, yeaah, you should go in order, because yeaah, you're not gonna be geared, like, you could theoretically try to beat the next boss, but you're gonna be wayyyy underpowered.


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[Assistant] Because it does, like, those trips can be so boring, especially when, like, the bigger ships, where there's like five of you. It's like, give, you know, give more objectives or things to do on the ship, or at least make it where everybody can contribute to rowing or something.


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[Assistant] Oh yea, I like that game a lot. That game does questing right. I mean, sometimes it's a brevity thing. That's another thing we're talking about, like with survival games. Like people wanting to add quest into them, like cool. Keep it simple, stupid. Right?


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[Assistant] Cause yea, and Sea of Thieves is like, I gotta give you a quest. And he talks for five minutes. It's like, man, this really could have been a minute. Where? Tops of just like, hey, there's this hidden treasure over this on this island. I bet if you follow this map, you might find something good. Boom! Done.


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[Assistant] Yeah, once I got a hold of a good amount of ammo and a weapon, I didn't, I was not fearful of the bluebees anymore. Yeah, it's nice. They were my bitch.


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[Assistant] Figure it out as I'm doing it. We need a video where we're putting together stuff and Simon is in charge.


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[Assistant] Are you going to try to finish it or are you going to keep it?


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[Assistant] Yeah, so what's your process thick? It's like, okay, I know, well, say it's not a cover, so. Okay, yeah. Process number one is like, what? Lyrics.


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[Assistant] So. Lyrics, you're like, okay, I'm gonna try to do a song in the form of this band. Musically. Or if I hear a beat. That's my inspiration.


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[Assistant] When they announced the title to the fourth Matrix movie yesterday. Oh, did they? The Matrix Resurrections.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna, I'm gonna watch it. Yeah, I'm gonna, I'm gonna watch it, but to tell you, they shouldn't even made the second, the third one. First one was perfect.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's true, and then... Yeah, like, good sequels can be done. Not saying that. Matrix 2 and 3, though, garbage. Not garbage, but just not as good as numbers.


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[Assistant] Avatar 2? Yeaah. I think that's, uh, next Christmas. Wow. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] 30 years? No, I'm- I'm fascinated to see- I mean, I will always watch a movie like that just because of the technical side of it.


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[Assistant] And so now it's like, okay, we figured out how to do all this mocap stuff. Now we gotta figure out how to do it underwater, because cameras that detect the motion balls and everything, they see light completely differently underwater. So you have to change almost everything about the process to just, and just, god, I'm trying to imagine capturing all that shit.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Kansas gone. As you slam their IV bag on the floor and kick it.


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[Assistant] We talk about, I know we talked about, uh, the Spider-Man trailer outside of the podcast.


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[Assistant] And I'm a trailer guy. At least they used to be. Oh man, you need to watch it.


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[Assistant] It just, it feels like they're just going fuck it. Whatever. Right. Fuck it. Fuck it. Hey Dr. Strange, will you fuck up the entire timeline for me? Yeah, sure. Yeah. Fuck it.


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[Assistant] So selfish. But I guess at the end of the trailer, they're doing this whole multiverse thing like, okay, all these Spider-Man movies are kind of being jammed into one movie.


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[Assistant] Right. Yeah, here's Jamie Foxx's Electro. Remember that piece of shit? And you go, oh no, I tried to forget. Right. Well yeah, the end of the trailer is, uh, what, Alfred Melana's Doctor Octopus from the Tobey Maguire's Spider-Man 2?


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[Assistant] Aberration? Aberration, yeaah, that was probably my least favorite. That I, yeaah, right off the top of my, maybe Scorched Earth!


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[Assistant] I like scorched earth. Well, scorched earth is just a lot of desert.


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[Assistant] Extinction for me too. Yeah, mine would be probably either aberration or extinction, I guess.


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[Assistant] Everybody knows everything about me. You're an open book.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, right. Just day to day outside. It's kinda how I started anyways. It's like, ah, I'm just making dumb cartoons.


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[Assistant] Okay, nice. I gotta keep myself entertained, so I bet I could do it through cartoons.


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[Assistant] Yeah, whenever we have a Datafill, it's like, we have no videos coming out today. What's coming out today? Uh, 12 episodes of Battlefield 2.


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[Assistant] And future episodes. And future episodes are also going to be on Nibs Gaming.


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[Assistant] I'm with ya, kind of, it needs some massaging for sure. Just playing the open beta, it's like yea, there's a lot of, uh, jank? Wonk?


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[Assistant] Well to me it's always like there's an adjustment period, like I felt playing tonight, like I finally, it clicked, and that's with any battlefield game. You have to play it long enough to go like, oh this is how the guns work.


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[Assistant] Right, well also, Thick, you've been playing COD, so that's a whole different playstyle, and I, and I like CODs, like, I'm not a fan of the battle royale genre, but I like how COD moves. Yeah, oh, it feels so buttery. The way the character moves in that game is butter.


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[Assistant] Hopefully there'll be a lot more guns because the beta only offered what you would hope would be just a sampling of the guns.


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[Assistant] So many more improvements. I can't imagine building a video game where 128 players have to log in and play it all at once. Right. From, from all over the planet.


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[Assistant] No, I feel you on a certain level, Thicc, because it is frustrating just kind of how the industry works now, where it's like, fuck it, release it broken and fix it later. Yes. Yeah. It is frustrating. Super frustrating.


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[Assistant] And they could delay it. I mean, let's face it, right now, I mean, this is, we're recording this on October 7th. Yeah. They could decide tomorrow that shit, we mean, we need more time. We're delaying it until February.


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[Assistant] Like, they'll know, they'll see the feedback, and that's the whole point of an open beta. Right. They, they release it, they get the feedback, and then they go, fuck, we either need to do this, do that, can we do that before November? Fuck no, god, we gotta push it. Again, I don't know shit.


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[Assistant] Now Battlefront 2 eventually evolved into a wonderful game, but its first two years were rocky.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well that's the thing, as a group, we, cause Battlefield 3, we all played together, good times. Battlefield 4, same thing, when one came out, it was like, a lot of us, several of us were just not into it. Well don't forget, in between there, we came in together.


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[Assistant] That's the thing, if we had the passion to do Battlefield 1 and Battlefield 5, we would have gone after it and said, let's do it. But when 2042 came up, all of us kind of lit up, it was like, we can't wait to play this, this looks fun. This looks fun again. So we want to do more Battlefield.


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[Assistant] Okay, so, Simon, you've played a little bit of Battlefield.


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[Assistant] All the characters look the same. There needs to be a way to say, this is the Russian team, this is the US team. Because right now, it's like, okay, the medic lady on that team looks the same as the medic lady on this team. Right, figure that out. They're clones. There's people like myself, I enjoy trying to play a game like this without the HUD. How can I tell who the enemies are?


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[Assistant] And the verticality. Like, that's one thing. I enjoyed Battlefield 1, Battlefield 5 to me was eh, but uhm, those games didn't have a lot of verticality. This brings it back. I mean, just this level alone, you have that giant tower, right in the middle, where choppers can go up, and there's a big fight constantly going on the roof. I love that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you get there, for whatever reason, like that part feels very flat. I love the building because, uh, yeah, on top of the building, like once you kind of get used to the, uh, the building itself, the very top and then the first floor beneath it, that is a lot of fun.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I, I enjoy, I think it's Charlie, so you have the cryo, I guess the cryo plant or whatever, and then like, yea, the roadway. Like, I enjoy that, it's a good back and forth. Delta is like two different points connected by a tunnel.


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[Assistant] When it rains, you can't see a damn thing. Right. And when you're moving a hundred miles an hour into a chopper, the rain should be beating off of the windshield of the chopper, and it just stays there. That doesn't make any fucking sense.


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, the effect is a little too much. And hopefully that's a beta, you know, that's probably the most minor thing in their beta list of shit to take care of.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. The rotors are spinning so fast that they just blow any sitting water right off the fucking chopper.


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[Assistant] I don't know if it's something that they're trying to nerf. It seems like a decision. We need to nerf the vehicles a little bit. So every now and then, oh, it might rain. And when it rains, it makes it harder to see the vehicles. But it doesn't make any fucking sense.


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[Assistant] But I can also understand, like, why is a game mechanic, like, yeaah. Like, okay, I see a, I see a guy out there, let's suppress him, let's shoot at him, let's make him take cover. Uh, I see, I see both sides of the argument.


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[Assistant] Yeah, with the tornado going, they wanted to make your HUD and everything all glitchy so it's harder to see. Yeah, yeah. I like that idea, but just the way they implement it, where it goes away, comes back, flashes red, I'm like, okay, you went too hard with it. It's so big it almost


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's like, it's so distracting, it's like, I want to be able to look at this tornado because, like, it looks amazing. But yea, get rid of all this.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Right. Let's just disable the bitch. Yeah, but yeah, no, a rocket to that little thing should probably just- Yeah, at least disable it. At least almost immediately.


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[Assistant] But I like it, uh, I mean, but that's also how I felt about Battlefield 4. And I ended up, at the end of the day, loving Battlefield 4. But when Battlefield 4 came out, I was like, this feels like Battlefield 3.


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[Assistant] And I have to learn all new mechanics again, but this is just about, it's another modern war. Like, if I were DICE, if I were EA, it's, it's like, you gotta go back and forth, you gotta do, let's do something modern, and then let's maybe take a risk, and then let's do something more modern or futuristic, and then let's take a risk, and then let's do something modern again. Like, you have to have that ebb and flow.


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[Assistant] When you do old war and then another old war, it just feels like.


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[Assistant] Feels like another game. Battlefield 3 and Battlefield 4 was just like, okay, Modern War, and then Modern War.


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[Assistant] And, and I'm with you, like, I wish they would kill it, like, alright, let's say 2042 is this modern battlefield. Like, have a roadmap for this that lasts five years. Yeaah, that's not right. Like a big beefy, a big beefy five year.


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[Assistant] This seems like pretty bold in that regard. This also seems like they're setting up for it. They're like, they're setting up to sell characters, they're setting up to sell skins. Like that's what's made Grand Theft Auto successful. It's been around for 8 years because they keep selling cars, they keep selling cosmetics.


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[Assistant] Yeah, awesome. No, I've, you know, my dream version of Battlefield 2042 is a game that lasts for half a decade. And then after that, maybe they do an old war or something, you know, maybe they do something else completely different, but you know, yeah, nurture this one.


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[Assistant] That's why it felt like, oh, this is three, this is another modern, this feels too similar.


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[Assistant] Yeah, three and four could have been, like in this day and age, you came out three, three and four could have been the same game with selling, like, uh, maybe not maps, but selling cosmetics throughout. That's the new business model, and that's probably what this will move towards. But we'll see. I mean, we're not developers, we're talking, we're talking shit right now. We're talking shit. I like talking shit.


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[Assistant] I bet it's coming. I bet it is coming. It probably will be coming down the pipe, but I mean, Battlefield, like, if they didn't have it, I wouldn't complain, but I'm not a big fan of that genre. If they want to be a


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[Assistant] Yeah, and listen, if you're gonna have a roadmap on this game, like I said, that lasts half a decade, sure, throw Battle Royale mode in there. Of course. Yeah. Like, scratch the itch for those players that wanna do that. Why not? Will I play it? Fuck no.


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[Assistant] Ooh, a Battle Royale on top of the building at Bravo. Boom, starts as it shrinks in. The match lasts two minutes.


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[Assistant] No, no, no, no, no. Robust. Alright, that's enough battlefield talk.


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[Assistant] I burn my plastic tree every year and I look forward to it.


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[Assistant] I would rather have nothing than I have nothing.


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[Assistant] Five Christmas trees in one house. One tree for each damn room.


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[Assistant] He's a floral designer. So, I mean, his whole, his whole bag is like decorating a room and then, oh, we're going to add a Christmas tree to this room to accent it. But my brain is just going, Jesus, Jesus Christ. The best Jesus would hate that.


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[Assistant] Alright, I'm about to take Jesus out because, uh, Simon, you and Dora vape in the office. Can you guys have a Christmas tree flavored vape?


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[Assistant] For around the holidays? Yeah, around the holidays. Make the office smell very Christmassy. Eggnog, freezer fur. Yeah. Sure. I can do that. I promise. Yeah. That'd be nice. Yeah. I'd enjoy that. A little pine. And then maybe after Christmas, a Chick-fil-A vape? Yeah.


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[Assistant] Can you guys do Christmas tree vapes? Oh, can you do Halloween vapes?


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[Assistant] But it works, it's like yea, hit record like ba ba ba ba ba ba ba. Sin, just send the voice message.


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[Assistant] I imagine he says like one of those kindergarten teachers like displays with stars next to everybody's name in his office. You wanna know who's winning?


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[Assistant] Yeah, press would be an interesting class. I'm with you there. Just guys with cameras running around. Can't shoot those guys. You actually lose points for that.


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[Assistant] Are you listening, Dice? We got ideas!


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[Assistant] That's actually why the portal thing is happening, because all those elements from previous battlefields can just be thrown into this one.


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[Assistant] So they have this whole catalog and they can make a whole bunch of content. Alright.


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[Assistant] Taking a break from all your worries sure would help a lot.


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[Assistant] I think that we all can make it, for sure, to Horde Night. Do you guys not think that at least a couple of us will? I think so, I think so. Yeah, for sure.


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[Assistant] Yeah, fall damage. I know that my HUD, I keep my HUD on probably more than anybody, but there's no way in hell I'm ever turning it off. I don't care about any shots.


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[Assistant] Okay, maybe, maybe I switch off every once in a while, but.


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[Assistant] Well listen, I got a question though, back to the seven days thing.


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[Assistant] Sure. If we all do make it or some of us make it to the, to the horde, are we spending the horde together? Cause isn't the goal of this obviously to be the last person standing? Not, not this case. No, no, no, no.


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[Assistant] Yeah. What we gotta do then is we have to agree that we're gonna carry on like we would normally do. Cause if I wanna hide, it's not gonna be fun. If all of us are being super cautious, how much fun is that to watch? I'm not gonna change a thing. I'm not either.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, I guess I shouldn't, so none of us should alter how we play, which is the opposite of what at least some of us were saying. You're the only one who's considering it. No, there was another person that said, well, of course it's gonna alter our style of play. I mean, I've heard it from a couple of people.


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[Assistant] Alright, I thought maybe we were going to be doing, uh, separate. That'll be in a different season, potentially. Okay.


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[Assistant] Please, please do. I-I need somebody to explain it to me.


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[Assistant] Because that's how it works. If they want to choke a company, they can do that.


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[Assistant] Oh no. You can't do that. We need to make sure that we're the only ones that can do that.


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[Assistant] We're basically turning the global market into what's trending.


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[Assistant] But it's a great way to get their voice heard because obviously people want GameStop too. You know, you say that people aren't in them, but there's a GameStop by my house and actually there's always people in it.


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[Assistant] Probably not, but it's a fucking nightmare though. The point is nobody wants to go into that nightmare of retail if they don't have to. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I've seen, I've seen some, uh, some places like what you're talking about, but it's not like Nordstrom, but other companies, they'll show like the shoes, the pants, like everything. It's like a six piece freaking outfit and they all look great. I'm like, and most of the time I'm like, I would wear all the shit that they're showing. They already know what I like somehow.


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[Assistant] You know what? Stitch Fix is the one that I had seen before. Like, I'm already looking at like, stuff on there and I'm going, yep, I want that. I don't, cause I, even though as much as I like to shop, it is a pain in the ass. I'd rather just have outfits. I'll look at that.


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[Assistant] Oh, that's a good idea. So first off- We'll do a poll. I'll put a poll up. That's a thing I can do.


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[Assistant] And you know what? I'm gonna say, somebody did suggest this to me recently. I'm sorry, I can't give them credit because I don't remember who it was.


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[Assistant] Maybe a freaker. No, but there was some, oh fuck, so that's not common enough that you don't even know what I'm talking about. It's like a, I think it's called a headphone pad? No? Somebody was saying that.


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[Assistant] Kiss has her own cocks! People want comfort.


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[Assistant] Absarro, Absarro, I also got for Christmas for the first time ever, as a gift, I got...


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[Assistant] Listen to me, you, you know what would be nice? It'd be nice if you wore a bathrobe on your way. Like you get yourself a nice, and that, use that one as your jacket. Put it over like a thin jacket and just check out all the looks you get.


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[Assistant] Snaggy silk's the worst! Silk feels nice after you shave your legs.


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[Assistant] I can't, I can't make jokes about that? He hasn't been caught yet, Simon. Okay, now that's awful. And it's of course a joke.


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[Assistant] Is it? Is it where they do the drugs? No, well it's not where they do the drugs, it's where they launder the money.


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[Assistant] I worked on a set in the mall once and I, and I, uh, found the rent out in the, so small, probably like 900 square feet in the mall in this particular place. It was like.


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[Assistant] I think it was like 18,000 a month for this little fucking tiny ass fucking place and I was like holy shit. How can't be these days? No that was uh, well I don't know I guess it's adjusted that this was when I was doing


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[Assistant] How you get the people in the malls is the restaurants and the places to get the people that want to be in the area. Restaurants and bars and fun things, activities where people are going to bring people out.


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[Assistant] Then they'll utilize the shopping around it, do whatever, cause you're, there's something else to bring them there. And that's what the malls can be, I think, and they're turning into, cause they realize that's what they gotta do. They have to be more interesting than a bunch of fucking stores that are selling shit jammed together.


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[Assistant] Oh there. We almost got a couple of rats recently. I like rats. And I've heard that they're great, but you know what? They are too much. If you, if you're going to have them, you should have two of them and then you need a big space. So I was like too much.


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[Assistant] I'm also thinking that we might want to do, uh, like less people.


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[Assistant] Just something, something crazy. That is, uh, I mean, cause you're basically just going out for a party that night.


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[Assistant] I love that. Great depression night. Great depression night. Oh, that's awesome.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeaah, you just need to have like a good amount of security around the fire, cause I don't want anyone dying. And insurance. I don't-


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[Assistant] Alright, listen, let's just live in the land where it's okay to go to a bonfire and stop being such a creep about it.


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[Assistant] Listen, it'll start at five, it'll end at ten, the after party will be around eleven. Okay, I gotta figure. Hope to see you there. Yeah, we need a break in between though.


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[Assistant] Also, but it is good to bring earplugs, though, no matter what, from now on, just because I've learned that that's good. You never know, it might be snoring, might be some bugs.


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[Assistant] And you're telling me that that noise can't sometimes...


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[Assistant] What I'm talking about though, he said it can be scary.


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[Assistant] I'm sure that's not a Swedish chef. Where are you weaning? It sounds like King Callus.


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[Assistant] Well, according to you guys, you know, uh, cause it's not just apparently about apps or being on Tik Tok. So Thicke, you were getting people messaging you about stuff on Tik Tok. Yeah, I guess there's like a Ford


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[Assistant] Now, Thick, didn't you say at some point that you thought it'd be fun to do some sort of like lip syncing thing?


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[Assistant] Hey, you know what though? I'm proud to be alive. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] You know, I made it. I know a lot of people who are my age or younger who are dead.


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[Assistant] Right. Now I, uh, I don't have a beard right now. Not that it matters or anything. This isn't even that interesting, but I do have, I went back to the 19, late 1990s. I have a goatee right now and only my chin is white.


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[Assistant] Shit happens, I mean genetics, I tell you, like 10 years ago I looked a lot better and yea, of course I hit the wall. It happens.


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[Assistant] If I would have taken care of myself though, holy shit, like I've, I've got like a good 65 years of partying under my belt. The fact that I look this good. Yeah, and you're not even 65. It's fucking amazing, man.


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[Assistant] You're absolutely nuts. No, but some people might be able to relate more with me because I'm crazy and so many people are crazy. Sure, that's probably part of it. Different levels of crazy.


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[Assistant] No, listen, it's fun when, when, when somebody says, like, it's really fun interacting with people, as you know, I'm sure, Thick. Like, or at least on that way, it's kind of interesting, but it's also strange, and then when some people are going through really hard stuff, I have a hard time thinking about what to say, cause I'm an idiot.


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[Assistant] Exactly. And you know, but you just try to be silly and hopefully make them smile and you go like, Oh, that's, that's fun. It makes me, you know, feel pretty good. Cause some people apparently, you know, this will help them.


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[Assistant] Uh, with his punk hair. There's some fun stuff on the internet. That's on JJ's channel, JJTube.


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[Assistant] I wish I grew a good enough beard for it, man. My beard hair is weird. Ah, that wouldn't work out then. Okay. You've got good beard hair, Dora, like really thick. You can grow a beard in like a week where it takes me a month to get a softer version of what you get in like two weeks. You're right. I could try that. Okay. You can.


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[Assistant] Yeah, if you like, give him a good motivational speech thick and he'll be in a home before he knows it. Oh, he'll be in a mansion. Pep talk.


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[Assistant] Yeah, like to me, it's like, if you gave me a GTA five, right? Let's just say even a quarter of that, 20% of that, but most of it is destructible.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Oh my lord. I mean, that's where games are going to go, but it's going to be a lot bigger. It's going to be everything, but I can't wait for that. Cause I want to steal a Boeing 747, which by the way, they discontinued making, I believe. And I want to crash it into a farmhouse and see what happens. See the whole farmhouse blow up. Yeah.


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[Assistant] But this is, I swear, it seems like it's, it seems like it's been gonna come out for six years.


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[Assistant] But that's a game that we could all potentially play together as well, correct?


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[Assistant] Wow, interesting. Yeah, it was cool.


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[Assistant] They were wonderful. So if the games were wonderful, I could, I would believe it. I also thought it was wonderful because I watched it a lot with my kid years ago. The Prince of Persia, the movie. Oh, was that any good? I don't, yeah, I don't remember seeing it. Jimmy Hall, right?


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[Assistant] Yes, I'd never heard of the Prince of Persia, didn't even know it was a video game. I don't know if it was a video game after the movie, obviously it's an old story. But that movie-


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[Assistant] Well it was years ago and I didn't expect anything from it and it was like, you know, and it is kind of a kids movie but it's an action Disney, cause Disney did it.


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[Assistant] It's gonna be a lot of money. Yeah, 2,000, 3,000, 5,000 and he doesn't care. He'll make my dream come true. Oh, yeah.


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[Assistant] Perfect. What were you saying Dora when you got cut off?


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[Assistant] So, what now? Games, games, games. We were talking a lot about games, like as if we were a gaming channel.


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[Assistant] But I'd much rather play Family Feud, that's so much more of a fun game to me. It's a thinking on your feet game, not throwing dice and going, oh fuck, I gotta go to jail again. Or now I gotta pay more rent.


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[Assistant] Like, fuck that. Like, let's use our heads and play a game that should, like, we use our imagination.


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[Assistant] Well, I know, but I'm just saying, like, I-I don't find games like that, or at least that particular game. Like, I-well, I-if you-we could play Sorry. You ever play Sorry? Of course. Oh yeah.


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[Assistant] That to me was an acceptable fun game that I could play over and over and over again. Monopoly was never won for me. How about Yahtzee?


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[Assistant] Fun game. I did like that because it's like cards, because I used to love poker. I played cards when I was a kid.


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[Assistant] It's okay because there's that gambling thing in there like you're flipping over the card and you might get like the chocolate like swirly cone but then you might get fucked and you have to go all the way back down when you think you're gonna win.


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[Assistant] You know, nobody cares if you have to go to jail if you're kicking ass already, you know?


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[Assistant] Everybody wins! You both win! Neebs, you know what I'd love to play actually with everyone? One of my favorite board games.


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[Assistant] Growing up was, uh, there were two of them. I forget, one of them I haven't played since I was a kid. It was Payday. I used to love Payday. I don't remember how to play it. And then, and I also loved Life, and I still play the game of Life. It's one of those board games that's still kind of popular today, and I have kids. Life is something that I'd rather play like ten times more than Monopoly, myself.


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[Assistant] It's more of a, you get, you get to pick the career, there's a little bit of chance on which career you're gonna get. You don't get to pick it, but you get to pick it if you wanna go to, you know, uh, uh, to college or not, and then you could land on the lotteries, and all of a sudden you win a million dollars, but you're a plumber, and it doesn't matter. Plumber. Come on, man!


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[Assistant] I got six kids, I'm a plumber, and I just won the lottery six times in the last four years.


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[Assistant] Uh, I used to love that when I was, uh, like I literally would go over to my friends house when I was 13 years old, that's how lame I was, and I'd be like, alright, let's play Payday, man. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] I didn't know how to play Stratego or Risk and every time it came out, I was like, all right, I'm checking out.


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[Assistant] But like, the Family Feud to me just lends, I mean yes there's gonna be whatever, we're gonna do em both, but it's so easy to come up with really dumb answers, like I still laugh at that shit, I can still laugh at bloopers from that show from...


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[Assistant] The 70s, because they're s- it's just basic stupid answers.


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[Assistant] Is yours purple? Is yours purple? It's not. It's not. Okay. Black. I would have guessed black before purple. But I went right for your character.


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[Assistant] Black's not a color. That's true, but it's his favorite thing that he wears. It is a color. I mean, it's not a color, but. I just heard people's. I know, I know. Neither is white, right? I don't know. But it still says what color. Color to me. White. It's a color to me.


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[Assistant] I thought you were gonna say you didn't like black people. No, I love black people.


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[Assistant] Man, I always wanted to have a black friend when I was younger, like a good black friend, like actually there weren't that many black people in my, I guess in my little town or at least not in my school.


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[Assistant] Uh, so yeaah, I didn't really have a close friend that was black until I was like older and I always wanted to have that when I was younger. Any of you guys?


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[Assistant] You know what a pimp is, right? Those are given names.


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[Assistant] One thing that I was, uh, and we probably talked about this, but I used to be so homophobic when I was younger.


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[Assistant] You know, I didn't understand the whole gay thing and then when I, like you said when you moved it made me think of it cause when I moved, I moved to New Orleans and that's a very large gay community there.


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[Assistant] And I used to be like, oh, okay, you're gay, just, you know, come on, man, don't try to, like, I just assumed every one of them wanted to fuck the hell out of me. Yeah, and it's like, really? Like, they obviously didn't, but I was kind of cute. And, uh, and then I got to be friends with a few guys and I was just like, oh, okay.


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[Assistant] So what should we do? This is the second podcast of the year of 2021.


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[Assistant] What do we want to end it with today? What kind of a positive, wonderful note do we want to just.


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[Assistant] Say goodbye to everyone, uh, Nabes or Dora.


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[Assistant] Hey! Take two! Listen, it's, uh, what time is it?


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[Assistant] 11 o'clock. 11 o'clock at night. It is Tuesday night. Yep. We just finished an impromptu stream.


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[Assistant] And we're actually re-recording this segment of the podcast. What you're gonna hear later is a podcast that was, that we recorded last week before the hack. Right. And that's gonna come after this part.


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[Assistant] Uh, hello, it's podcast time, newscast time. And, uh, everyone's here now? Do you want to take that again? Uh, no, yeah.


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[Assistant] What if we need to build a fountain for the villagers? Yea, the villagers need a film.


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[Assistant] What's your take Simon? You've probably hated it just as much as you do the other games.


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[Assistant] For me, it's better. I like this one better than the first season. I've got more goals, I've got more


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[Assistant] I wanna criticize something though. Okay. Do it because it's fun. The food in your hand.


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[Assistant] Charred meat, and all of a sudden now I'm starving? I'm starting to see why they did that though. Cause when you do level up, you start, you're relieved. You're like, oh man, now I've, I get sick less because I've leveled up my gut wellness, and now I've leveled up my cooking ability. Damn you.


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[Assistant] I bet, I bet we have footage of Simon talking about how much he hates rap.


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[Assistant] I feel like you just started liking your dog though. Like two weeks ago. We should. Yeah. Like for me, if I got a call, my dog's missing. Heart's racing. Oh, that's what my heart was just racing. Yeah. Okay.


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[Assistant] I bet the movie's as good as Bumblebee, probably. I just didn't- I went to the movie theater, so I'm kind of in the long haul for Bumblebee. When I saw What We Do in the Shadows, it was just passing by, like, oh, watch this scene, cause I love Jermaine in Flight of the Conchord. Oh, so it was like a scene.


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[Assistant] Well I saw someone open their bottle cap and smell their water and throw it out the other day. It wasn't, it didn't pass the test. Nope, this is probably spoiled.


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[Assistant] Alright, breaking news! This important PSA is brought to you by Manscaped.com.


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[Assistant] So get 20% off free shipping with the code Neebs at Manscaped.com. That's 20% off with free shipping at Manscaped.com and use code Neebs. N-E-E-B-S. And as always, your balls will thank you. Yes, they will.


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[Assistant] So, I got a new hoodie. Zipper in the front.


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[Assistant] Well yea, but look. It's ladies. It's from a place in London called Ted Baker. Okay. This is a British hoodie. Ted Baker might make clothes for women, you know. I think they drive on the other side of the road. They're like, let's zip on the other side.


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[Assistant] But no, I'm saying, we played it a little bit, and we knew some people up north that played it, and it was just barely heard of. The other day, I'm flipping through TV, there's this huge, like, cornhole championship. Yeah. Massive, big dollar. Yep.


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[Assistant] Those guys are pretty damn good. It didn't take that long for, I mean, it's still not NFL.


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[Assistant] But yeaah. But it's funny how that short of a time. That's true. Cornhole really got on the board. Speaking of Vegas. So ten years from now, bunball.


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[Assistant] The casinos make billions that day. They'll start flying you out there for free. Cause you're good luck for them. But wait, if they invited you, that might reverse it. Oh yeah. All the gamblers make the money.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's, that's already copyrighted. We're gonna need everyone listening to sign NDA.


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[Assistant] You're like, DeVito, and he's like Schwarzenegger, where he got all the luck, and you got all the-


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[Assistant] The charm. You got a great YouTube channel though. You do. You do have a great personality too. Yeah. So, sorry for all the text I've been getting.


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[Assistant] Bat, bat would just destroy it. Bat would destroy it, yeaah. Could be a wiffleball bat, or like, uh, something kinda bouncy.


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[Assistant] We should make part of our uhm, like you know, our patrons, they help keep all the cinematic shows going. We have an extra thing to get people, what do you call it when people are in your pocket?


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[Assistant] Yeaah, kinda like bribery. Yeaah, like a bribery foot. Like we have, uh, politicians and law officers.


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[Assistant] Puppets. Puppets. Part of that's bribery money.


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[Assistant] Sex tapes do that. That's the problem with politics though, is you have to appeal to everyone.


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[Assistant] Exactly. This is so ridiculous. Tesla's shares are going through the roof. They're killing it. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I heard. The electric hummer? Yeah. GM put two billion, they're building a two billion dollar plant, electric car plant or something?


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[Assistant] Oh man, I should buy them. It's cheap. And I heard that, uh, England, is it England? One of them is, uh, talking about having all electric cars in the next, what, 15 years?


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[Assistant] Yes. You should get one of those little spider suits for your dog.


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[Assistant] Since my dog, if you saw the dog video, we got our dogs together in the backyard. You know that Harley had a tumor. It's out. He's like so skinny now. He's doing good. And it's funny because he never liked to play with a ball.


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[Assistant] I love you Simon. We don't have to go there.


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[Assistant] I think it looks fun, I like that Aberration was difficult, and I like that this map has the ocean biome. I think not having a sunny, pretty place to live in Aberration kills it for me.


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[Assistant] I'm saying I can, I can deal with this world because I can always go to the ocean biome. Always. And get some sunshine. That's it.


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[Assistant] Man, Absarov knows first hand. You answered that so fast. He barked that out at me. Yes, yes, yes. Believe me.


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[Assistant] Makes sense to me. Good thing that works, huh? I remember I worked on a movie called Virus. I worked on that with you. You worked on it too?


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[Assistant] That's when you first went down on each other. Uhm, and they had a set of the Mir space station and they had to get all these props and stuff to decorate the set and one of the things they had was a chess board and all the pieces were magnetic.


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[Assistant] And that's- I can't. And that's sometimes- One for me. I almost quit Expanse after three or four episodes. Yeaah. I didn't really get into it to about five or six. And I get that. You'd think in three you could get a good snag. You would hope so. Listen, I'm trying to get through Breaking Bad right now. This relationship- What season are you on? Oh no. What season? Halfway through season two. It's not for you. Oh wow. Then it's not for you. The only thing I hate is the


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[Assistant] It's not even the character, she does a great job of playing that character. She does, the relationship. And it's necessary because in a real situation, that's gonna be there. It's just, if, if, in a, in a, in a movie, they gotta drive, uh, or let's say we're watching a spy movie and they gotta go to Prague.


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[Assistant] They don't film the whole plane ride over. They're in Prague. Well, they don't do that.


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[Assistant] Obviously. They're showing the whole, the whole breakdown of their marriage. That's a half of this. In real time almost. That's a big part of the story. You wanna. It is. I wanna see him become.


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[Assistant] And I bet fuel's a thing. It is. Yeaah, it's, it's not infinite fuel. And if you run out, you gotta call space tow. And they gotta come, it's gonna charge you 500 bucks. I wanna start a space tow.


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[Assistant] Alright Ellis, don't bring those here for lunch, cause you'll never eat it. Oh, that's true. Oh, I will, I will eat it instead.


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[Assistant] Now you haven't had a meal yet. No. That's my biggest problem with places that do, cause there's local places too, you can go and they'll do a meal program. But I've seen these portions and it's not for a human man. Well it's not for you.


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[Assistant] What's the, cause I don't have VR. What's, what's the go-to right now? I don't know. If you're getting a system. If anyone want, I would say,


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[Assistant] In a Quest, absolutely perfect in a Quest. In a Quest, all these VR systems are just systems you hook up to your PC and you order games through Steam like you would anything else.


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[Assistant] Just the Quest. Yes. No, no PC. No. That's like the whole console. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Oh, that's awesome. Yeah, no, I kind of perked up. Uhm, I, I haven't used a service before, but I think it's a wonderful, like, idea for a service. The idea is, like, why pay all this crazy money to go to college to learn programs nowadays, right? Exactly. Just go on Skillshare. Yeah, Skillshare. Honestly, yeah. Don't waste your money. Okay.


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[Assistant] You know that you- That's on the house. So I think you brought up like, yea, you won't use it to be a vet, but why not?


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[Assistant] I'm not saying Skillshare specifically, but like you look at like our education system and how antiquated it is now that the internet exists. The fact we still take all of our kids and send them to a building.


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[Assistant] We can go to the building just for the hands on stuff. But the buildings don't need to be that big. They don't need to occupy that amount of space.


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[Assistant] Oh yeah, that's just all the drama going on right now. I guess, uh, it's a perfect example of the Streisand effect, where I guess there was a pro Hearthstone player during a live stream, or I guess a big event, voiced his opinion in his support for Hong Kong.


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[Assistant] Well, Blizzard didn't like that, so they basically made him like, whatever, I think he had some winnings, they made him pay him back and they fired his ass or just got rid of him completely. Pissed off the entire community of Hearthstone.


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[Assistant] And just the fact that, you know, now, now the optics look like, okay, Blizzard is siding with China versus Hong Kong. You know, obviously, I think most people, if you live in a democracy, you're on Hong Kong's side. I'm like, yeah, of course, it should have democracy.


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[Assistant] I'm sure they do this. Yeah, but, so, that's where I go with the stri-san effect. Instead of firing him and doing all that, you could have, you could have given him a slap on, you could have like reminded him, hey man,


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[Assistant] You can't pull this shit. They made it worse. Slap on the wrist. Don't do it again. But instead they fired him, made him pay his winnings back. They went too far. Nobody would have heard of it. Exactly. So they made it a much bigger deal than it needs to be.


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[Assistant] No, they're actually losing, uh, players. People are deleting their accounts. And now, I read this on, uh, this was Reddit, I think this morning.


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[Assistant] Uhm, people are having a hard time deleting their accounts. Because, uh, it was an easy process, but now apparently it is not an easy process. Because Blizzard was bleeding accounts and I think they're trying to cap it. Oh, you wanna delete your account. Yeah. They're acting like a fucking cable company. Wow. When you call them to like, I wanna cut my cable.


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[Assistant] Let's see, that was a Barber Streisand. Basically bringing attention to something by making it a big deal.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well, I mean, I don't know that world enough, that e-sports world. I mean, but yeah, it's obviously seems like a big deal with the gaming community.


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[Assistant] But the whole drawing thing, it just brought me back to that. No, that's a fun mechanic. There was a Gameboy game, Scribblenauts, I think kind of operated in the same way. I never played it, but I always heard good things.


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[Assistant] I've been looking for, uh, cause obviously Sea of Thieves is ending for us. We're working on the last episodes now, so I've been looking for the next game.


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[Assistant] Red Dead comes on PC on November 5th, but we don't know if the Rockstar editor is included. As soon as I get that news, okay, I know what I'm doing. But there's another game coming out on Steam that kinda, it's a four player game, but it kinda has the visual style of like a Stranger Things, or like your kids in the 80s.


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[Assistant] In this town, riding your bikes around, like solving mysteries, I was like, that might be cool, but uhm, it's not out yet, so. What's that called, do you remember?


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's out now, and uh, yeah, I haven't played it, but I want to play it and to see if it'll work on the channel. But it seems like something that could be fun, you know, like the four of us get in, run around, pretend to be eighties.


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[Assistant] Yeah, maybe. I like the setting. The setting of the game was unique enough, like, ooh, that'd be cool to try to make something cinematic out of.


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[Assistant] Well that one had, uh, I'm sorry, it was 21, like, uhm, mostly positive and like 800 very positive.


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[Assistant] Yeah, during school I had to be home, like, early, but during the weekends it was kind of more like, okay, just get home around 11.


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[Assistant] My first car was a little like a dark blue. 1997 Ford Thunderbird.


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[Assistant] I love that car, man. You always love your first car. Yeah, mine was the hand.


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[Assistant] We built the wheels using Structures Plus, they're gone. Yeah. Ah, dude.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but I had a similar experience not too long ago, uh, my daughter, she, she started hanging out, you know, with the neighborhood kids, and one of them, one of them's a boy, they were all over at the house, and he kinda comes into my office, looks around, he's like, what do you do? I was like, oh, I do YouTube, he's like, oh cool, what's your channel? I was like, I read Neib's Gaming, he wrote it down, he's like, okay, I'll look it up. Two days later, he comes back over, he's like,


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[Assistant] The enthusiasm from the youth. The youth. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Cause we're spoiled, we, you know, we do this every day. And, it's not like, well, you know, we're spoiled by it.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Because yeaah, I have to pinch myself every now and then just to remind myself what we do is fucking cool. Yup. It's fun. It's unique. I love it.


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[Assistant] Hey! Because it starts off quiet. Yours goes from 0 to 11.


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[Assistant] It's a quality product for sure. Very quality. Yea, but yea, the way that shirt feels, I'd love it. It is soft. Yea, I think I'm gonna order more. I wouldn't mind, uh, one of the sweaters like you got, Simon.


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[Assistant] I feel like I'm okay at remembering faces, but names forget it.


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[Assistant] But even faces are, like, in our experiences, yeaah, with PLGX and some of these, uh, like, Austin.


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[Assistant] Events like that where you just, it's an onslaught of faces and names.


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[Assistant] Yeah. And you just, you can't, your brain just can't internalize it all. It's too much. It's overloaded.


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[Assistant] I know my wife's, my daughter's, and my parents. That's it.


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[Assistant] Well, if they ever get, if they ever get to the point where almost every car drives itself- You don't need stop lights. Yea, uhm, stop lights will hopefully- Well, it'll be just a different- Traffic will organize itself almost automatically, it'll be controlled by a fucking computer.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but if like, so like, say in the instance where, you know, you pay somebody and you're like, you know, okay, I'm gonna have to, uh, send this person a W-2 or what, 1099 at the end of the year. Let's go around and just go ahead and make that list. Like, as, as you're going. Oh yeah. So that way at the end of the year it's like, oh, who, who, who all do I pay? Oh, thanks future me, or thanks past me for writing all these down. There they are. Bap, bap, bap, bap.


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[Assistant] Hot bananas. Hot bananas. Looking forward to VR headsets getting lighter. Yep. And no wires. Yeah, the wires.


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[Assistant] If you can stream it to a pair of glasses and just put the glasses on and boom you're playing games, that's when VR will take off. Cause right now it's still so damn cumbersome.


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[Assistant] Caught up to what they're doing right now. Right. But, that seemed like a neat piece of technology. Yeaah. Draw a TV right on your wall.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's gotta be the right setting. That's one of those things like, you know, for, yeah, for doing tabletop or board game, I mean, you have to have how, you know, how many people are playing, you have to have that number of headsets. Which, you know, that's a tough sell.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Torch has always been kinda, yeaah. They look so dumb on like round walls because they're floating off of it. I don't know if they fixed that yet, but. Maybe they'll fix that in Alpha 18. Probably not though.


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[Assistant] I got a fun comment, uh, this is from our Minecraft video from Fitz. It says, uh, Apsro's dog's about to die. His tail is so low which means his health is super low. He needs to feed it meat to bring its health up. And then, nevermind.


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[Assistant] Yes, I did. Uhm, Alex had told me that. Okay. Yeah, it's like if you see the dog's tail, which I just, I didn't see because I think Simon and I got locked in the dog house and one, it was so tight in there, I couldn't really see anything. But then the dog was in there with us and he was small enough to climb through the window. But I think it was right by us and a creeper blew up and yeah, his health was low and just killed him.


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[Assistant] But I feel like it shouldn't look prettier. If it is a rare fish, like, thicks look better. Yea. Know what I'm saying? If it's gonna be a rare fish, make it look nice. Well, it doesn't look that way in the real world, does it? Thank you. Why am I clapping for me? That's what I'm saying, I'm saying this to see you thieves developers. You gotta make a rare fish, just make it look different somehow.


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[Assistant] Check one two, yellow mic, yellow mic right here. Hi hi, I'm here to offend Simon.


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[Assistant] I know. I agree. Guys, it was only a matter of time before it happened. Our footage?


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[Assistant] Oh, I know. Him? Him. You know. Stolen. He's afraid.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna go zoom away in my go kart and do donuts in my lawn. We should just browse the classifieds, huh?


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[Assistant] Wait a minute, it's probably been around so long that it's paid for by now. So they're just paying taxes on them.


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[Assistant] Ah, and I was gonna say, every time I've run into him, he's been hammered. Which I like. If you're not hammered at some point in time, I don't trust you. I need to see you at your worst. So I can see at your best. Can you handle your booze?


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[Assistant] I like animals outside where they belong in their natural habitat so they can be free.


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[Assistant] I betcha Schur's out there, microphone company, like, dude, let us hook you up. And he's like, no, no, I just like this. I don't want any effort in my videos anymore. It must be because everyone's used to it. Like, why would you not change it? Because


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[Assistant] We met him briefly at VidCon, right? I think so. It was just a very brief encounter.


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[Assistant] I think it's a situation of know your audience. They're not looking for that. Nobody's bitching about it ever, so why?


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[Assistant] Burger King and McDonald's both, and not that I frequent these places too much, but I've been through there to get like kids food for my kids, and their mic quality is still garbage. It still sounds like a World War I radio.


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[Assistant] But McDonald's still gets it wrong. That's why they have three windows now. Where you drive up, you pay, next window you get your food, the next window they replace it with the food that you were supposed to get.


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[Assistant] That's a good lemonade. Nice. It is. Dralius. Yea? I'm looking at your flip flops. They're done.


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[Assistant] They're not, cause they're still on your feet. Yeaah, they're. Yeaah, they are. They're done for.


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[Assistant] It's like there's acid that leaks through your toenails.


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[Assistant] I've got a, uh, like clippers for my beard to trim and then I've got my manscaper. I keep it separate.


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[Assistant] You would love it if you wanted to play tennis on the smaller courts.


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[Assistant] A foot race. And a strength competition.


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[Assistant] And I hurt when I work out because of old injuries.


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[Assistant] And I can't run as fast, and that's maybe the case, but I know I have endurance, which you might not have because you only do push-ups from what I understand.


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[Assistant] Before I started doing a lot of cardio, and here's why I say this, before I started doing a lot of cardio recently, I ran a full football field. And I got tired.


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[Assistant] Look, I work out for three reasons. To drink beer, eat tacos, and not die earlier than I should. Okay? Those are good reasons. Yeah, they're great reasons.


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[Assistant] No, I don't drink that shit. Oh, right. That's me. Oh, that was you. I like the claw. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I've never cared about calories. I know one of the biggest things, like, one of the big reasons why a lot of, especially kids in America, are obese. Sugar! Sugar's terrible for you. And I love sugar!


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[Assistant] Why still, people can't lose weight. It's like, well, it's low fat. It's, you know, low calorie, but there's still sugar in it. And people's bodies obviously react different to different things. And it's so very American, really.


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[Assistant] Like if it was 60, we'd be like, well, it's not 70. I'm not lying. I kind of want 75 now.


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[Assistant] I'm being greedy. Come on. I'm being greedy. Hey, they gotta pay the bills too. I know they do.


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[Assistant] Okay, so I had this idea where we were just talking about something earlier where I was like, I think it'd be fun if you didn't show our faces.


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[Assistant] If you had a good face rig, like I was talking about, what do you call it, fuck, filters, uh, Snapchat, Snapchat filters, because I started snapping his finger. What do you call that? But if we were to have the Snapchat filter set up,


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[Assistant] It adds a lot to it. Like me, I think that, uh, we talked about this earlier too, the whole, uh, Star Citizen. If we were all in front of a face rig like that,


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[Assistant] Well, I could work for this one, but it'd have to be with talented people, not you.


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[Assistant] It's not crazy when people spend a grand on a phone in heartbeat. But the Oculus Quest cost what?


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[Assistant] You can't get one, it's 400, you can't, I can't buy it. I can't fucking buy it. I can't find them, cause they're overpriced now and now I feel like, screw you, I don't want to pay $200 more than what retail was, go fuck yourself.


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[Assistant] So, so there's normal people running around that you're saving? No, not really. Oh, that's too bad. Wouldn't that have been great? Yeah, could have been.


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[Assistant] Very boring and poor tradition. I was curious on what that looked like when you were trying to speak. But that's okay, I love this.


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[Assistant] Yes, I love him. Look left and right baby. You are like Steven Seagal and like, that's great. See, that's the kind of face I'm talking about. If we all had faces that were as expressive as that, that would be fucking great.


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[Assistant] No shit. Yeaah. It is beloved. It is gigantic. Yeaah. Well, that is gigantic. Yeaah. Yeaah. Like his dick hole. Yeaah. Yeaah. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Okay, good, cause I, cause I didn't play, I haven't played since last week, and I feel like I do want to play this regularly, so, and if you guys are liking it, then yes. I enjoy it.


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[Assistant] Oh, that's right, you are. You sum-bum-bum. Oh, you know what? Don't kill me. I could be in with you. Yeah, you could. If I played at home. Absolutely. I could do that. What? I could be in his squad. Oh god, he just wants to be home. I was gonna be home too. Hey, I'll play from home.


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[Assistant] Well, I got like, I have, my parents don't have one another, they're separate, so they're alone.


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[Assistant] In New York. Upstate. Okay. So he had to start off in a New York airport. Start off in New York, but the airport was in Pennsylvania. So he wasn't in JFK and he wasn't in LaGuardia. Okay. He wasn't in like one of these things. But then he flew to Detroit and then he flew to Italy, trying to stop over in Italy.


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[Assistant] But that's the thing though, like I know it would, but like today is a perfect example. Like I, I don't want to not.


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[Assistant] See my, uh, son who just came from New York because I need to come to the office. I need to, I want to be able to see him.


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[Assistant] Can I get some more of those wipes? Those are great. Oh, you can. You hog all the wipes. I hog it cause I love it. We want you to level up your below the belt grooming game and our friends at Manscaped have all the right tools for the job.


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[Assistant] You don't have balls either. Manscaped has designed the best ball trimmer out there, their Lawn Mower 3.0. The best invention since, what's the name of the game? Call of Duty Warzone!


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[Assistant] That's the- it's the best invention since that. I would- I'd stick with dog food. Dog food's probably better. I'd maybe go back a little bit further. Well, I'm not. I'm saying that. That's my answer. Let's quickly ask this gentleman if he mans-


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[Assistant] So, millions of balls are about to be Nick free thanks to Manscaped advanced skin safe technology. The perfect package 3.0 kit comes with a new and improved lawnmower 3.0 and a ton of other liquid formulations to round out your manscaping routine. Stop laughing! At that I'm doing...


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[Assistant] Like, hey listen, the crop, the crop reserver, we own the anti-chafing deodorant for your balls, we love that. And the crop reviver, a spray on ball toner and refresher with aloe and witch hazel extracts made to provide anti-inflammatory, anti-burn, dryness and hydration control for your sacks.


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[Assistant] The perfect package also comes with a travel bag, disposable shaving mats, and a set of the comfiest anti-chafing boxes you ever did snug around your ball sack.


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[Assistant] Get 20% off and free shipping with the code Neebs at Manscaped.com. That's 20% off with free shipping at Manscaped.com and use code Neebs. Don't be a noob. Trim your pubes. Ha! Don't be a noob.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they almost, they, oh dude, they didn't, at that point the Cheesecake Factory was open for business.


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[Assistant] That's a great wrap to, that's a, let's end it right there. That's so good. Yeaah. Thank God. Thanks for coming guys. Chico Picada, is that it?


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[Assistant] It is nuts. The result was instant. Only certain, only certain people with certain stigmatisms can get this done, right? Yes, she was perfect for it. Yeah, I wish I was, cause I fucking hate being barred. Do you know you're not? Yeah. I don't know if I am or not.


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[Assistant] It might come back every once in a while. You don't think?


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[Assistant] Well, that's the thing, it's like I already thought of a really good like at least basic premise for a movie because they're all, you know, kind of the same bullshit. But the basic premise in this one is like there's, there's three maybe idiots.


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[Assistant] See, this is the time to break in. I was thinking about this the other day.


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[Assistant] This is the time for anyone to come in and break in and show these motherfuckers who are also good, but show them that, that people who are on YouTube can produce better content than these professionals because they don't have the crew with them. It's kind of, it's kind of sad. And anyway, you never pulled up that game.


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[Assistant] I'm more open minded than ever. Right. As of today. Thank you.


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[Assistant] So what do we want to end with? Some high energy good things. What do you think? Anything else that we haven't talked about that we covered? What? What now?


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[Assistant] Yep. Covered that. It's hard to. So, do you don't think that, would you be willing to, Neebs, if I found the right Snapchat filter for you, or something like it where you were able to rig it up for the next podcast, would you be interested in doing another one? But more like, you know. Right. Why ruin this one?


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[Assistant] I'm just saying, the cheap person in me knows that your first delivery on each one of those apps is free. So you save money by installing it. What's free?


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[Assistant] Like a $7 delivery fee if you do it, you know, like I've done it before. It's I guess it's F obviously it's not a big deal, but I went like, oh yeah, I'm going to download it because I get that for free.


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[Assistant] I know, then Jesus Christ man, everyone.


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[Assistant] Well, they'll tell you before you order how long it's supposed to take. An estimate. Yeah, what was the estimate?


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[Assistant] If I could afford to lose five grand, but it would kinda hurt a little bit, I'd still probably bet that he has it.


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[Assistant] I'm also, I'm disgusting too, you're probably disgusting as well, Thicc. And, I mean, I'll, all the germs and the shit that I've done to myself and purposely put in my body, I'm feeling pretty good. And I take vitamins now, so it's like, ha, vitamins, oh boy.


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[Assistant] I literally take like 10 pills a day, and none of them are the gummies, and I have the pill box.


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[Assistant] I do. I have it. I take vitamin C, iron, vitamin D, vitamin B, and probably three other vitamins along with that. Good boy. Yea, every day. So get on it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well that's one of the different supplements that are sold on that brand.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I did the alpha brain because I think anyone who has a man crush on Joe Rogan has got to at least buy one thing.


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[Assistant] He takes exactly and I didn't notice anything, but one thing I will say is, um, I do believe that the things in it are good for you and I do believe that they are actually getting the shit that they say it is.


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[Assistant] But often times a lot of stuff can be poor quality and not really be what it says it is, so I trust that company therefore I would get supplements.


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[Assistant] But like vitamin C man, it's crazy, you know, cause we've been told about vitamin C and how it, you know, only a certain amount absorbs and then it gets flushed out of your system, but that's proven to be wrong. And that's why like you can go to places now and you pay $400 to get like a vitamin C drip.


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[Assistant] Right, and then he talks about like a really lame movie from 15 years ago, and you're let down because you're hoping to get some dirt.


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[Assistant] Uh, have you guys seen Killing Eve or Hannah?


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[Assistant] I've heard that's good and I've heard Killing Eve is good, so I was gonna try those too.


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[Assistant] Wait a second, but how could that be? It doesn't make any sense. Watch it. They're saying words in German and then it's dubbed in English.


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[Assistant] No, I didn't hear anything about this. Some people commented on it. I don't give a shit about it.


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[Assistant] Well, I think it was more impactful because they were like, hey, you know what we're going to do? We're going to roll televisions into all the classrooms and we're going to have you watch it live because it's such an important moment. And a teacher is on board and we're going to watch this teacher make history and die. And it was like, fuck man.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I assumed it wasn't just my school that did that. No, we did it as well. Yeah. That's probably why.


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[Assistant] I heard the same thing. Did you see, you know, they had all this crazy different footage. Did you see the one of the, there was a woman who was taking wedding pictures of her, just her, not her and her husband, but wearing the wedding dress?


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[Assistant] Yeah, but with the photographer, and you know, so you got the camera moving in, videotaping it, and then just blows her ass right over. Oh my god. Crazy.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but you know what you do get though, Thicc? What? You probably get a trip somewhere and put up in a hotel with a little per diem and then Bear gets treated like a fucking king and what do I get, Thicc? Bear gets treated like a king anyways! What do I get, Thicc? I get nothing, dammit.


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[Assistant] Alright, so in other words, he's definitely giving this trailer a high, a very high praise, so he can use this against him in a court of mocking.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I asked him if he watched it, fuckface, I didn't even know if you were here, Neebs.


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[Assistant] I just watched it. I watched the fucking trailer too, and I watched it almost immediately, so I'm wondering why you guys are full blown into a conversation. That's all. Oh, what'd you think, Simon? I thought it looked crazy. I'm intrigued. The second half picked up quite dramatically.


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[Assistant] Oh yea, you have to like, snap a picture of like, you know, someone getting banged in the photography booth. Well, that's, that's side missions. Okay, whatever. Those are side missions. Okay, but that's a good idea.


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[Assistant] Look in the description, there's a GoFundMe link there. Put that on top of the bear.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. People love X's. Oh, Dwayne Johnson just bought the XFL.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I heard that. I didn't even know the XFL was still going. I didn't either. They, they, this is the deal. It wasn't going. It got, apparently, correct me if I'm wrong, Thicc, you might know more about this, but I think they, it started up just recently with a kick. They were like, yeah, okay, we're going to bring it back. And then Corona happened and it fucking totally fucked them.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it launched right before Corona and then, uh, and then that put him out of business, I think.


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[Assistant] So, so are they, are they, uh, is the tower bringing you into land too? It's the whole nine yards. It's gotta be, right? I guess.


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[Assistant] I could go to the store. I need to get some beer at the store. You guys could finish up the podcast without me. Well, let's you make a beer run. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Uh, I did that during the stream last week. Oh, so this is something I wanted to ask. When this comes out, it'll be last week.


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[Assistant] What's the game that we're going to be playing after Fall Guys? Now, why is it, I've always thought, and I've said this about several different games, but at least I think I have, but this is another one. I know it would be a fun streaming video, but if it's a fun game to play, we should make a video video.


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[Assistant] Well playing with, if it's a fun game, and you get to play with the community, every game has the potential of being different.


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[Assistant] I guess, cause we've always talked about, but it doesn't seem like we've ever been able to do it to get the community often involved in our videos.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, that's what I do. I'm out. I quit. Fucking, fucking, I'm outta here. Take your pickle juice and get the fuck out then, Simon. That's right, that's right.


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[Assistant] Nice. Is it in the public domain? Cause nobody...


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[Assistant] Right, so maybe we should end it on, uh, some sort of a song and dance.


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[Assistant] There you go. Alright, well listen, thank you for being here. Look out, look out for Dora on those dating apps, guys and girls, everybody.


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[Assistant] So why do you like Minecraft? Yeah, I was saying why I'm glad that we waited because, well obviously, I mean people will have seen this by now, right? Look how pretty. Look at how it's edited. Look at what Ada's doing in the Rockstar edited version. GTA style.


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[Assistant] Exactly, that's in there. Just seen the other day, uhm, that, uh, time lapse.


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[Assistant] Do you remember Marshmallow's bag of pot seeds? Yes, that he would sprinkle. He would go around town, or at least he mentioned, he said he was going to.


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[Assistant] Honey, did you plant cabbage in our front yard? There's cabbage everywhere.


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[Assistant] And continue to be poor. Bam, you got shingled. You got shingled.


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[Assistant] Per shingle. You don't think far enough ahead. And that, that'd be a quite the bandit. Like just, they get up on the roof at night and they take out one shingle.


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[Assistant] Yes, you do. It's nothing, it's nothing crazy, but it made me giggle. So on Sunday night I had my fantasy football draft and ran into some good friends that I haven't seen in forever from the film industry. Our buddy Sean. You haven't seen, you know what I'm talking about.


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[Assistant] He brought up, but I guess, uh, his son Hunter, um, likes our channel. Now his son is 12. And Sean enjoys it too. He watches all the time and appreciates the cinematics of it all. But apparently, um, Hunter wanted very badly to apologize to me.


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[Assistant] For having walked up to me when he was four. Just walked right up and punched me straight in the nuts.


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[Assistant] Just walked, it was so like matter of fact, like bam. Yep. And, and Sean or I didn't, I blocked it from my head a good bit, I guess. Cause I was like, Oh, I kinda remember that. Probably wish you could have blocked it from your nuts. Yeah, I know. But I remember looking at, Sean told me like, that I was like keeled over and I like just looked at Sean, just pissed. It's just like, how the hell do you


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[Assistant] We're gonna think it's on purpose this time. We would imagine it would be, yeah. I just thought it was fun. Just the straight up, just if you watched a kid walk across the yard at like a cookout or something, just straight up to some adult and just bam. Just locked on to you.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah. There you go. That's it. Well good for him, he had good aim. Yea, apparently.


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[Assistant] Watch it. Watch it. You know they went all in on that. There's a lot to live up to. Oh yea. Visually.


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[Assistant] I wonder what the secret to their, their Skeksis Dark Power is.


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[Assistant] What I've enjoyed with, uhm, in the past, like, I've done this many nights, like, just, uh, if someone's hanging out with me, and there's like one song in your head, you're like,


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[Assistant] Ducks don't digest nuts and large seeds well. Interesting. Nuts and seeds can also cause choking or get stuck in the crops since ducks swallow their food whole. Obviously. If you do feed nuts or seeds to your ducks they should be ground first.


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[Assistant] That's true. It's the risk we all take.


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[Assistant] This isn't even a podcast, gotcha! Anything, anything left though at the Minecraft end? Nah, I just hope they enjoyed it. Did you enjoy it? I really enjoyed playing that game. It was fun to get back in person, like, more fun than I expected. Yeah.


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[Assistant] So dark out there. How many zombies did I have following me? There were like 15 and that's not an exaggeration.


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[Assistant] Did you wake up a lot, like, one inch from your desk? Just your nose just hovering, just barely. Oh, without a doubt. You're like, there's no way they didn't see this. I'm staring straight at my desk.


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[Assistant] You have to explain if that's good or bad though, right? I think that's bad. That's a bad number for... Sorry, go ahead.


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[Assistant] Well I just, you know, people that don't YouTube everyday, they might not keep track of what our goals are for views. Right. So, a 90,000 view video is not a success for a 1.8 million channel?


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[Assistant] Here's the thing, when you got a neighbor who says, I will come shoot you if you shoot your dog, now you got problems.


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[Assistant] You want a new topic? Sure. Booth or table.


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[Assistant] Is your body not capable of getting out of a booth if you had to? If you were in the inside? I don't like bothering other people. I mean- But you feel trapped!


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[Assistant] Fun topic. Yeah. No, so we're done with the booth. I just think they need more booths. You go to Uncle Louis.


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[Assistant] 90% tables. They got like three booths. Booths are expensive. Still. It's worth it. It's a good investment.


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[Assistant] Well, maybe this is the last one. This will be the last one of that format, right? Sure.


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[Assistant] Okay, is anyone wondering how they're feeling? Cause I can tell you.


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[Assistant] So that, we expect that though. Look at him right there. Look at that. Where's that fly? Everyone that Simon knew. I didn't know. Uhm, this is from Alexander Raine, also from the Snakey Bus video. And it said, thank you for sharing your memory, Neebs. I appreciated it and it made me laugh. Smiley face.


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[Assistant] I had a fun memory as a child that I wanted to tell y'all during the gameplay and nobody cared. Not really stories. Anyway, watch SnakyBus if you want to hear the story. Oh, you kept the story in? Yeah. Ugh.


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[Assistant] It's like, damn, why would you keep dissing? I know. And then, I've got a three, a three combo commenter. Because it was all about the same thing. Most of the comments on our Dauntless video were about my voice. My voice is healing.


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[Assistant] My throat never hurt. I never felt bad. You were scratchy there for like a week. I just had some scratchy voice going on. So from Lobo Matic, the SHIELD Master, Peter Van Digy, and Lindsey Clark, all of them pretty much had comments about


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[Assistant] Hope your voice is alright, Nibs. One of them actually worded it a little differently.


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[Assistant] They said, uh, Ah! They finally substituted Naves with another voice actor!


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[Assistant] It was just like a chest-funk. Yeaah. It happened sometimes. Came out of nowhere too.


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[Assistant] I had my mouth closed, I had my eyes shut, I was way too smacked in the face. Your cheeks were puffed out? Yep. For protection. To soften the blood.


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[Assistant] That's fun. How'd that go? I don't think there was any result. So. Whatever Ada Hart was talking about was crazy talk.


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[Assistant] Sounds like a pro tip. I've never flown an owl in that game.


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[Assistant] Also makes your week a little easier so you don't have to go through the next 15 minutes of footage. You can just skip ahead to the action.


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[Assistant] That caught me by surprise. Yeah, you have a genuine chuckle there. What's the big ship, the galleon? Yes. Can you pick that as a single player? I don't think so. It's not very good idea to do that.


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[Assistant] We should do a classified section in the middle of our podcast.


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[Assistant] I was flipping through the other day and I saw, uh, they have the community announcements, whatever, and they were talking about it was a big, it was a heavy day on pet waste. So it was like, you know, all the


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[Assistant] I would love to see that moment where the cop goes, so I see you walking your dog, do you have a bag? And you're like, no I use my hand. And just luckily at that moment, your dog just goes number two.


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[Assistant] Now is legal. Is legal now, huh? Yep. Well, I know they had cemeteries out there which weren't embalmed and weren't cascaded. Okay. They just had places for years where you could just be buried in the ground. But that's also an issue.


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[Assistant] Probably because it's not done properly. Okay. Most of the time. I don't know anything about it. I should shut up. I think you have to cook it into something called cake, oddly enough.


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[Assistant] Did I hear Washington was gonna try their own, uh, state healthcare? Oh, I don't know. It was one of those north- northwestern states. Well, that'd be cool too, right? Yeah, give it a shot. Go test shit. It'd be a great experiment, wouldn't it? That's the idea.


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[Assistant] Oh yea, it was- Just held his breath throwing punches for like 15 minutes.


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, it was, it was alright. Well, I got to play it for the first time. Uhm. What'd you think? Loved it, yeah. It's fun, I don't know how to beat it. Yeah, no, we can't. I have no idea, but it's still fun.


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[Assistant] Do they have any kind of VR headset where one of your buttons is a quick check your surroundings button?


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[Assistant] I don't remember saying it at all. I don't remember us laughing about it being a thing. Was it a stream thing or was it a video thing? Good question. That'd be a fun nickname for someone.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but I would, cause you know, when you look at people in the movie, you just assume they're kind of big. I would, I would expect Arnold to be fairly tall, but yeah.


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[Assistant] Why do you think the way you think? Can you, can you explain to me why you think that way? It's everything. It's important.


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[Assistant] Let's, let's hear. Starting with Thick, go ahead. Thick took the drink. He's processing it. It's a light beer.


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[Assistant] Got a good flavor, I like it a lot. Oh good. Abster, go for it. What a great review. Abster's got the can to his lips. I wanted to be quick. Hold it back. He's sloshing it around a little bit. What's the bouquet like?


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[Assistant] Alright, Neebs just took a sip without being told to. You know what?


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[Assistant] Sexy dancing and stuff. Pumping a rock.


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[Assistant] Like in this game, instead of putting the rocks down to make SOS, it's DTF.


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[Assistant] Well that's interesting that they would have an ending that kills Timmy.


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[Assistant] And then have Timmy be the main character in the next one? It's like, what if you're ending... Well, is it speculation or...?


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[Assistant] They teach everyone how to be a director pretty much, whereas Cape Fear keeps it real and you're going to learn how to


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[Assistant] I can effectively combine comedy and doctor.


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[Assistant] In a good segway here. Go ahead. Had an idea last night. So, you know Misha.


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[Assistant] Michi, yeaah. Yeaah. He's one of the, like, manager bar downtown, and he's Belarussian. He's from Belarus. Uhm, good dude. You know, he told me a joke. He was really excited to tell me a joke last night.