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[Assistant] What's so great? What's so great? Ah, it's hard to like, you know, you go in like you're, it was just done well. And the voice talent, like, like uhm. Is the story great? Yes!


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[Assistant] That's what happened. I was gonna follow up.


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[Assistant] And he's great. That's a good choice. The casting is on point. I'm just saying it impressed us heavily last night. It's a really well done movie.


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[Assistant] Pinocchio is so likable the way they- the choices and there's some crazy shit in it of course.


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[Assistant] Yeah. We'll see. No. You say that every time. I know. I say anything.


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[Assistant] Do you have Shape of Water or Pan's Labyrinth or? No, I never saw Pan's Labyrinth.


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[Assistant] Pan's Labyrinth might be, I mean Pan's Labyrinth's great, this might be his best.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Just masterfully done. In my opinion. Anyway. Alright, look what we did our viewing.


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[Assistant] Alright, so this will be at the, uh, 22nd. I got my, uh, in the mail from Amazon, my gift for the, for the lady and, um,


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[Assistant] It was one of those that are like, holy shit, that's expensive. I'm just getting, that's it, you get one gift. Like, it's one of those. And then, uh, I'm reluctant to bring it up. I think it'd be like a good conversation. Maybe next, next podcast. Yeah, I'll wait. Next podcast. You wait.


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[Assistant] You know what, at the very least, you could even, we have a $30 limit on each or something, you know what I mean? Something, yeaah. Because a lot of people, we're just tradition, it's in our heads and a lot of people really enjoy it.


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[Assistant] Here's what you do, you move to a different state, a couple states, uh, removed from where you, your family is. So now, ah, I don't want to fly home for Christmas, so now you don't have to do that.


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[Assistant] You stole a game. That's right. But I, I didn't know how badly, uh, Neebs wanted to play it. I, I did, because you were the one that brought it up. But, in all fairness...


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[Assistant] You guys are all playing shit, and since I wrapped up Ranch Sim, I'm kind of in that one-off, uh, realm. And I noticed this last weekend, I was like, oh shit.


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[Assistant] Now I know that, but I don't want to just dive into something you guys want me to do. I want to enjoy it myself. You guys are living the lap of luxury playing the games you love. It's great.


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[Assistant] No, I'm looking for it. I'm waiting for it. So this one was one of those. Choo Choo Charles came out.


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[Assistant] No, it has to be the same. It's the same thing. Well, why? It's not the- Well, he wanted me to record the next choo- or the more choo-choo. Oh, no.


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[Assistant] Now we're talking. I love it. I really really enjoyed it. Uhm, something about, it's the brilliance of just uhm, the fact that you can be on the train, your little train, forward, backward, and stop.


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[Assistant] Uhm, the map is pretty basic, a big ol' loop and there's other, you know, you can stop at places and like go this way on the track or this way on the track.


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[Assistant] And explore and pick up scrap and improve your, your train. So that all, that all works and you know that like crazy fucking train slash spider thing is out there. Uhm, it's, the mood is on point.


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[Assistant] I did. I did die. But then is this game, you start after that? Can you save? I came back and my train was, uhm.


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[Assistant] The damage was way down. So I had to put some of my scrap into repairing that instead of improving. So I'm like, okay, that's how you are using this scrap. You can, you know, hoard it and save it for your damage.


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[Assistant] Or you can put it into being faster, better armor, better, you know, more damage. You can pick up different weapons. I've only picked up one other weapon.


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[Assistant] But it, but it, so far, it's just there's, when you get the train from the very beginning, there's a, a gun mounted in the, on the back.


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[Assistant] And uhm, and then the second one I, uh, weapon I got was a flamethrower.


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[Assistant] It's on the wall. You get to pick which one you want to use. You just click on it and that's what's on your back mounted. So I don't know if that changes because I was in a situation in this video will have come out. I was in a situation where my first time that I dealt with it out in the wild, the, the,


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[Assistant] 360. Oh cool. But it was coming at me from the front, so when I was facing toward the front, I had my train in front of me, but there was a little sliver of a window I could like be shooting through. Yeaah. And that's all I could do. That worked? Maybe. I don't know, but it still killed me.


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[Assistant] It might have been the weapon I was using. No. Okay. Train only goes forward. Forward, but you can go first. Yeah, you can reverse. Yeah. But the flamethrower might have like, treated it better.


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[Assistant] There's three eggs you have to get that are in these mines around the island.


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[Assistant] And apparently if you bring those three eggs to the middle of the island, that's what the islanders are saying, because they've been dealing with this thing.


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[Assistant] Uh, that, they, they theorize that that's the way that's gonna, you're gonna bring Choo Choo Charles to the center of the island where the eggs are for a, a bite to the death.


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[Assistant] Otherwise, if you damage it enough, it runs away.


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[Assistant] And you can hop out wherever you want. Gotcha. Forever Night? I don't know, I just remembered the trailer and I thought it was really dark, so... Yeah, it seems like it's always dark. They're not gonna have that. There's a lot of rain and, and uh, and lightning and thunder. It's like, uh, I do hate the sound mix. I should bring the effects down a little bit. Whatever. I've been really enjoying it.


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[Assistant] We streamed it last week and one episode will have come out on this past Tuesday. So you're gonna try to beat it?


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[Assistant] Oh yea, for sure. So, uh, yea, and it's not a real long, I gotta, fuck, it's too fun too.


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[Assistant] Several episodes, six, seven episodes of this new series he's doing and it was starting to flag it. And he just took it out altogether because I think there was a shot of him hitting a female zombie or something.


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[Assistant] So the AI says no when you ask because it's busy getting back to illustrating children's books. That's right, it's got work to do.


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[Assistant] What sucks is uhm, cause cold opens are effective. And like even in this Choo Choo that's coming out, well you will have seen it this last Tuesday, I love the cold open and granted it's a spider train.


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[Assistant] But it's violent. The opening is violent. You know what I mean? With the machine gun going at it. It's just all crazy.


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[Assistant] It's crossin' my fingers now, like, you know, like, come on, man. It is a video game. We'll see. Yeah, eight seems ridiculous. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Hey everybody, Merry Christmas and holidays and stuff.


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[Assistant] Yeah, my entire yesterday was, uh, it was very low key. So much tequila. Me too.


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[Assistant] Worth it. What, Waffle House didn't cure your headache? Man, Waffle House.


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[Assistant] You had a place downtown, so it was like right around the corner from you. I partied every night.


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[Assistant] Anywho, that was fun. Daniel met us out. We went, uh, took him to Johnny Luke's Kitchen Bar here in town.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and it worked out really well because like I think every one of us had some wins. Yeah, it was close. Yeah, it was it was super close by the end because we what you get like you're supposed to get three stars in that game and I think by the end it's like it was like two two and two. It was very close.


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[Assistant] I spilled half our merch box all the way down. That's why we ran out of merch so fast.


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[Assistant] It could be a band name. Yeah. Wrong buttons! Yeah, what did we do? We did Gang Beasts. What was after that? After Gang Beasts was... The Guts of Glory. Oh, that was the Guts of Glory bit? That worked out kind of fun.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, no I don't think it should have been like, I think it was perfect how it was. My original idea was like, let's let the audience guide him through this maze. That's what I thought was going to happen. And I kind of, I kind of take, um, for that, I wanted to take the role of the villain, like, you're never going to get him through my maze. Yeaah. So I'm, I'm actively against you the whole time. Yeaah. I was laughing every time you died. I was actively against you.


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[Assistant] No, yeah, uhm, and that happened when we were, uh, you know, we were building our horde bases and the few we went through, cause it depends on what side they're coming from. When the horde started, I think they were coming from the south or wherever it is. So your base was the first one the zombie crowd arrives at.


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[Assistant] They got ladders. My base don't have ladders.


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[Assistant] Speedrunners. Speedrunners? Speedrunners tournament. Yep. And that's always fun to watch, man. Speedrunners is always just, it is good energy. Yeah. Cause you always get down, you know, they're just down to the wire and it's anyone's game. I thought I was gonna take that one.


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[Assistant] Alright. Not working out. I was watching you guys from backstage. It was fun. Weren't you guys like doing dances across or something? No, I was doing something stupid like I left one side and then I walked across to another side and then back across to the other side. That's hilarious. And then Meebs came and then we both walked together. You guys were doing? Yea. Okay. So we were doing silly stuff back then and then because they were gone.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I got up and, uh, we went downtown and met Daniel who was trying to get in touch with Sherry. Cause I think Sherry had promised- Oh yea, we saw Sherry was dead. Cause he had to be out of his Airbnb at 11 and Sherry was like, he can put your stuff in my place.


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[Assistant] So yea, we met Daniel and Daniel threw his stuff in my car and we walked down to Marina Grill and got some really good lunch. And then yea, I took him to the airport.


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[Assistant] What if someday we had like, cause we talked about doing seven days, like neighbors, where we all have our own house and our own base, and maybe even whore night every night. What if Arc did something like that in the future where we're all neighbors, but we're all different tribes and we can trade and help each other.


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[Assistant] It's not your thing. It's alright, but we appreciate you participating.


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[Assistant] You wouldn't. Well you do. What do you mean? They didn't make this game before Google. It's after Google and you can look it up and it's easy.


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[Assistant] In the game. Well, you could research all this stuff in memory, remember it if you cared that much, but if you don't, just look it up.


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[Assistant] It's, it's irrelevant because Google exists. Ah, man, you can't base it on that. That's such a, that's such a... What if you said, hey, I'm gonna build this Atari, but there's, uh, there's no electricity invented.


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[Assistant] No, I'd prefer it to be in the game, but it's not, it's not gonna ruin the game for me.


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[Assistant] That's what I love about this game is there's just so many strategies. The bats were a great strategy, but you could pick a different animal or a combination of different animals and have a whole different approach. It's true.


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[Assistant] Yeah, some of the, uh, artifact things in the caves, especially scorched earth, whatever that was. Oh god, yeah. Push all these buttons and stuff. No, no, no, no. Bullshit.


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[Assistant] But if someone puts a gun in your hand and says go shoot zombies, you enjoy that. You just want to figure out how to-


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[Assistant] You love something like speedrunners or golf or, you know, just instant action.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's a bunch of cards, and you gotta say those, you go around and everyone lays a card down. You don't see the card until you flip it over.


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[Assistant] And you have to say, taco, next guy, cat, next guy, goat, next guy, cheese. You only keep going, like if you happen to say cheese and lay down cheese, everyone's gotta slap the hand, like slap the cards, and the last person's hand down.


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[Assistant] They're the slowest. They gotta take all them cards. I've seen a commercial for this game. You wanna run out of cards. Gotcha. Okay. Alright. So it's just a lot of slapping real quick. Yeah.


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[Assistant] And your, like, reflexes. If you flinch and it wasn't the same, the word didn't match the card, that person has to take all those cards. The funny part is there's a moose card, a panda card.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Okay. And uh, flapjacks. So Moose, you gotta quickly make antlers with your fingers, and then slap, slap the card. Right. Before anyone else. Yeah. And if it's Panda, you gotta rub your belly, then slap. And if it's flapjacks, you gotta clap twice, then slap.


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[Assistant] I was thinking, man, if I had slow motion of footage.


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[Assistant] People are, I mean, everyone's so frantic trying to do it that no one could really claim you didn't do it. I mean, sometimes, and usually people are pretty honest, like, yeah, I just slapped my forehead and slapped it, I didn't know what to do.


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[Assistant] So it's a good game though? It's fun. It holds up. It's fun for a few times, yeaah. Yeaah. Gets old after a minute, but.


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[Assistant] Y'all played that when we went camping, remember?


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[Assistant] Yeah, that was really fun. And y'all did dirty words. Yeah. And it was funny because you were trying to explain the word jugs to him.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. And I remember the stuff you were coming up with. Yeaah. For jugs. Seemed pretty simple, but you were not getting jugs I think it was, and it was pretty fun.


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[Assistant] Imagine you're hiking with your friends and all of a sudden you realize.


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[Assistant] Everybody in the last, uh, comments is saying that that's not CG, that's stop motion.


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[Assistant] Is it just so they can say we actually did it, like Tom Cruise? I mean, I'm more impressed with Tom Cruise's stuff, cause he's like,


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[Assistant] It's a good movie though. I'm impressed by the Tom Cruise stuff. Just like, what'd he do in the last movie that was real? Oh yea, Top Gun. Like being in the Jets. That was awesome. He's gonna be shooting something in space? I think.


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[Assistant] And actually going, well, at least going out into the stratosphere or something. And then what's the other thing? He just like jumped a motorcycle off a mountain. I saw a 10 minute piece on how he trained for it. That was pretty cool.


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[Assistant] They should do reverse of that story right? Where the humans come in and fix stuff.


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[Assistant] Oh, here I am. I love when he does that rock guy door. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Is this a dolphin that doesn't have a tail? Yes. Yea, and they gave him a prosthetic tail.


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[Assistant] This is when all the bunch of iron men were all fighting. Yeah. And the fire people. Yep. All that stuff out on that ship. Okay.


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[Assistant] So you did a bunch of Hallmark movies? We did several. Did you find yourself tearing up sometimes just in some takes?


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[Assistant] The thing that I can't take about Hallmark movies is it's the same music every scene. It's like touching piano music. Scenes over. Next scene. Touching piano music. It's monotonous. Y'all can't do the same song or type of song every single scene.


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[Assistant] Not that I know of. I need to put a cartoon out. I'm not really looking forward to watching a cartoon. I wanna see the game. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Well listen, you could always go in or have someone go in for you and change all the settings in your local server where you never need food.


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[Assistant] Yeah, because we don't want this series to take two years.


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[Assistant] Oh, you know, so I've seen a few comments talking about how they love when we do comments on comments. Yeah. So I just pulled my phone up and looked at one. You reminded me. And this is a comment from Mark.


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[Assistant] By Zillatattu. Okay. And it says priorities, noobs, planning slash resourcing, alpha tribe, making a vacation home.


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[Assistant] No, that's just a kick in the butt for you, you know what, we gotta double down now.


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[Assistant] Right, yeaah. Yeaah. No, listen, yeaah, when it comes down to it, yeaah. Yeaah, take the spoon. We'll sacrifice the hand.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, like Smokey and the Bandit style. I was thinking that, yeaah. But instead of with CB radios, it's with Twitter. Right.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. I don't even like, give a shit about the original, but just the footage from this new one looks incredible. Just the way- I haven't seen- The behind- like the way- I mean they had to train all these actors to actually fly fucking jets. And they had to train the actors to operate the cameras inside the jets, cause it's a one-man fucking jet.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so you have to start out like with little jet just to kind of get him used to like how flight works and then yeah.


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[Assistant] It's not that crazy. But yea, just the fact that they're not using CG. Alright. It's actually Tom Cruise flying a fucking jet. I knew he was doing it. That footage is gonna be fucking crazy. Yea. I'm just looking forward to see it visually.


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[Assistant] I'm going to shift to a video game topic and how proud I was of Simon Saturday.


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[Assistant] Anyway, sometime this weekend, Simon called me and he was so, and I was proud of him to, uh, cause he started playing Elden Ring and he started playing the tutorial.


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[Assistant] And he do- he did it here in the office, and uh, when I was leaving the other day, he was just like, this isn't gonna happen.


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[Assistant] That's a good chance. Eh, this ain't gonna happen. I was like, this might be a real problem. But I was like, man, just stick with it, just stick with it, keep trying, and I'll live.


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[Assistant] Never happened. But yea, just, uh, you played through the tutorial in Elden Ring, like the little tutorial section, and how many times did you fight this boss? The mini-boss, what they call the mini-boss. Which is just a, like, in the game is just a basic soldier.


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[Assistant] I love it. I love it. It took you that many tries, but I love the persistent.


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[Assistant] I like that concept. It's a space race. Cause now you got a different type of competition. It isn't just who can kill each other the most. It's, we have a goal. Get to space.


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[Assistant] Nah, uh, yeah, that has potential. I'm more excited about that as a Versus series than anything else I've heard.


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[Assistant] Repeat, like in seven days, even the comments in seven days have been wonderful. They're like, look at Simon.


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[Assistant] You're like building, uh, benches? Helping out? Like, helping out?


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[Assistant] Oh yea, seven days is yea. That one doesn't get old to me for some reason.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's a mouse you control with both your feet.


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[Assistant] Look, there's people that beat, like, uh, a Dark Souls game with guitar hero controllers. You know what I mean? It's like, you know, you can figure out a way to control a game with something other than a mouse. Like, it can happen.


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[Assistant] I don't think they do, which is a shame. But they may have updated it since. But I feel like, uhm, one of my buddies hopped on when we were playing VR one time, and yeaah, I was hoping to see his hands moving around, but I couldn't. Like he was just standing still, like normal.


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[Assistant] Oh, okay. I need help? Oh, yeah, okay, yeah, that's exactly what happened. There you go. Boop. You're done. Probably an American Pie movie. Maybe. Something like that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you're old. It's time to take a look. So it was on the show. Now that's what they say, yea, after you hit 40, it's like, hey, get that shit looked at. Just in case. Yep. Get a good ol' massage.


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[Assistant] Simon just got up and walked out without saying a word. He's on the phone.


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[Assistant] Oh yeah. A little burner phone for the, uh, conventions? Yeah. Hey, speaking of conventions, I know this isn't confirmed 100%, but we might be going to one. Yeah!


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[Assistant] RTX. Potentially RTX this year. Yes.


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[Assistant] Well, I mean, just this past weekend I went to the little dinky convention here in town.


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[Assistant] Yeah, something about it does seem risky, man. Some of the videos you see of people, these nuts that strap a GoPro to their head and just like go through, you know, a fucking small hole in a rock. Yeah. On the way down. You're like, man, that is fucking nuts. Cause, you know, one inch to the left and he's splat.


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[Assistant] The video is so fucking entertaining to watch because it's these rednecks going, I'mma prove it, goddamn world ain't fucking round. Like these scientists saying, making this fucking steam powered rocket. And I think they made it like only, I say only, 30,000 feet in the air or something like that. It wasn't enough. It was not enough. Halfway to space, you're nowhere near it.


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[Assistant] Go nuts! And have a wonderful day. So who owns this footage? I don't know. I guess probably his brother.


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[Assistant] Yeah. It's, it's funny and sad. Which sometimes go hand in hand.


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[Assistant] I can't think of one person except for the guy selling the flat globes. Yeaah. Which is already, it's a globe.


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[Assistant] Yeah, our entire industry is going to be destroyed if everyone finds out that the world is flat. We can't let that happen.


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[Assistant] Oh, absolutely, yeaah. They, you know, they pay off a politician who's like, hey, let's keep this gravy train rolling, right? Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Well, that's like, uhm, what is that? They're a great YouTube channel. Is it? I think they might be called Channel 5. Uh, these, these-


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[Assistant] If that got proven right, I'd be like, alright, I know nothing. I was wrong. Right, right. You know what? Goddamn. Trust me.


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[Assistant] Like any- like anything, it has its pros and cons. Yes, definitely sir.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you need to play Kerbal Space Program. You'd love it. There's a Round Earth.


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[Assistant] Right. Hey, you produce the podcast you're calling in to, buddy.


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[Assistant] And that's it. Yeah. And it's been that way for a long time since like 2000. That place went up and said it's a palace. It's a palace. It's a palace. It's a castle.


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[Assistant] So the actual physical bar, the bar and like the wall behind it, which, you know, is often part of the, you know, that whole setup. Guess they were in like Dublin, the family was years and years ago, maybe before, and they were loaded from their hog farm and shit like that, doing really well. And they were like, we want that bar. And they had a chip.


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[Assistant] So then yeaah, that night, we can go to the next morning now, can't we? Yeaah. Which was the cancer walk.


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[Assistant] Then Thicc gets called awful. The survivors get called to the stage, and Thicc gets up there, and then, man, that song was a great song.


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[Assistant] At one point we were going by this, like, there was one of those beautiful little bridges and stuff and there was a group of girls having a picnic and they looked like they were


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[Assistant] Speaking of that, it's one of my favorite things. Like Raleigh-Durham area, you got two cities, they're pretty big, you know? So uhm, Space Pants from the community, and uh, and Mansel, who we knew from when we worked at EA, now he's with Ubisoft.


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[Assistant] I legit came up with this joke about two weeks ago, and it's very topical right here. Ready?


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[Assistant] I realize with an air fryer, uhm, if you get KFC, put it in an air fryer.


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[Assistant] That's right. But now can we go to the stream night?


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[Assistant] Yeah, we went, we, and then we went home. Okay. The end. No other. I don't know.


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[Assistant] So the next stream, it was our uhm, well not, technically not our first remote stream.


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[Assistant] Uhm, but eh, we, uh, at a little video game bar downtown.


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[Assistant] I already got the next place in mind, and you guys know, so it's gonna be a good time.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, see? They were happy with, uh.


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[Assistant] So, we'll get the light covered, Thicc. Uhm, the night we're going, where I'm thinking we're going, on the outside, we'll have the whole outside, that beautiful little backyard area, but inside that night is, it's karaoke going on. We won't hear it outside, but we could do a little breakaway, you know, go in and do a song every now and then. It's been a long time since we've done some karaoke.


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[Assistant] We got some more? Oh, I was just gonna say Simon and I are in a golf tournament this coming Saturday. I thought that was fun. I talked him into it yesterday. Yes. Yeah, it's for, it's for that Birdies movie I did, which is now on Amazon Prime.


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[Assistant] Just, uh, pimping that last time. But it's a, it's a tournament, uhm, and there's like a screening after, but, uh, uhm, it's best ball.


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[Assistant] If you would get a, if a hole in one happens, you win ten grand. Fuck yeaah. And I think there's like a, I don't know, some putting, I don't know, it's gonna be a good time. Thank you, Simon.


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[Assistant] Makes you feel good though, doesn't it? Yeah. Like, was he happy if you took some home? His love language is words of affirmation. For sure.


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[Assistant] It depends, there's so many more games now. And survival is usually pretty grindy, regardless of when.


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[Assistant] That wasn't jazz when you first brought it up. I know. The graphics weren't exactly, I mean, the ships look awesome, the people are a little crazy looking.


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[Assistant] Okay, well good. Let me give a breakdown for anybody that doesn't know. You're in space. I guess everyone's looking for the lost colony, right?


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[Assistant] You get a basic ship, you pick a faction, you get a basic ship,


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[Assistant] And then you can be the captain, and then you can have a crew of four. Yep. Which could be your friends, or they could be bots. Or you could do it by yourself, but not spawn bots. Because you gotta have an engineer, a scientist, a pilot, and a weapons guy. Yep. And then as captain, you kinda are telling these guys what to do.


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[Assistant] I'm looking forward to, I haven't seen this yet, but you said that we could be boarded by an enemy. Yes. And we have to fight them off, or we could choose to, I guess, destroy an enemy's shields and board their ships. Yeah, I can't wait to board a ship.


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[Assistant] And you may want to go to a planet, but you can't, you only warp so far. Yeah. So you may have to stop at another, you have to warp to one place and then jump to the next place. But you never know what's going to be at that place. You might. Well sometimes you know.


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[Assistant] I didn't want to be at first, because AppStro knows more about it. So.


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[Assistant] I think you'll like it. I hope so.


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[Assistant] He also starts with a sensor, like a handheld sensor. If we're on a planet, he can tell us where life forms are and things like that. He's got a health, uh, like a health thing, health beam. Yeah, he can heal robots.


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[Assistant] I jumped in because you said, hey, he wants you to be captain. I'm like, alright. So I jumped in a little bit this weekend, just by myself, spawned a bot or two so they could drive the ship or do whatever. I learned a lot more just by jumping in and kind of, you know, messing around with it.


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[Assistant] Immersion. Yeah. Immerse yourself in pulsar.


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[Assistant] We jumped in before we recorded just to kind of learn the basics. And people, cause we were just in a public, I don't know.


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[Assistant] We just talked to people, yea. So, uh, we played seven days, uh, alone-ish. Uh-huh. Alone-ish. And the winning team won a trip of a lifetime. Yes. Mm-hmm.


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[Assistant] Did you say, do you know who I am? What? The guy at the store does, by the sodas.


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[Assistant] Did you uber? No. You drove? Yea. Okay.


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[Assistant] Now y'all stayed at Broadway at the Beach, right? We did, yea. Okay.


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[Assistant] So can you hand that one to Anthony and then he'll hand you a second here? That's legal. Well that is a weird law, isn't it?


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[Assistant] Okay, side note, where my mom lives, it's always been a dry county. Mhm. And...


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[Assistant] But the place, like I, cause yeah, I remember going down there and thinking, well, you know, I couldn't afford to eat there, but I thought this place looks cool. They got like the, the old shack kind of looking thing, right? And the lights. And I wanted to go in there. But their food's not that good. No, no, no, no.


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[Assistant] I think it should be Vegas for like at least three nights and it should be like the honeymoon suite so the room is really funny.


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[Assistant] It adds an element because you know you need to block that movement, but you missed the shot.


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[Assistant] Salt and pepper here. Salt, salt, salt and pepper. And we're in effect. Uh, uh, uh, uh.


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[Assistant] And it, it knows your ball and it keeps score. Most of the time.


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[Assistant] I wonder if he called that number. Oh yea, I don't know.


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[Assistant] Years ago, because I wanted hands free, hands free, you know, phone. This there is from 97. And I wanted to, uh, have flash drives at the time. Cause I had like, you know, I wanted to learn stuff while I'm driving. So I always flash drives I listen to. But yeah, you can do Spotify with my phone in my truck.


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[Assistant] Simon's making weird calls. We should have a segment on the podcast where we reach out to people. We're gonna call somebody.


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[Assistant] Where are we going? Landline, preferably.


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[Assistant] Yeah, someone upstairs, like, hey, who's the, is someone on the phone? Upstairs listening. Oh yeah. They got the mute button on.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so hey, Tiki Bar was probably, you can reference our other podcast from years ago. Yeah. We went to Myrtle Beach with a good bit of our community. Yeah. So if you haven't listened to that one yet, listen to that next.


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[Assistant] Or just have three, have like three or four destinations picked out. Tears. That's true.


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[Assistant] Survive seven days you get trip one. Fourteen days is trip two.


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[Assistant] Listen, we're going to be premiering Battlefield Friends when? Tell them, Niebs.


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[Assistant] So I got a genuine question cause I don't know. I know we normally do stuff on Saturday schedule wise, but when are we going to actually upload the video that we're premiering?


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[Assistant] Question. But why? Well, we kinda wanna maybe know when it's gonna come out. Is it gonna come out? Oh, you're talking.


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[Assistant] Yeah, a day early, he's saying a couple hours.


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[Assistant] Maybe we would. We're gonna find the coolest booth that's getting the least amount of action.


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[Assistant] But, uh, RTX though is a lot of fun, and we're gonna be going out with people.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I've seen it. I went, oh, you know what? Good sign. I was like, okay, the sign looked nice.


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[Assistant] It's a good base beforehand or it's good food for after you've had a lot to drink and you're like, oh, let's get some food.


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[Assistant] My goal is to not eat at that IHOP right around there. Cause you know what? I have, we've got good options. We've got other options. I'd rather get a shitty burrito off of a truck. Nope, those breakfast burritos, they were good. We can't find those again.


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[Assistant] You know what? I'll pass on the P.F. Chang's with ya. Okay. Cause I've eaten there I think twice with you. I'm, I'm done. You know what I heard?


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[Assistant] Fuck. That's gonna be fun. I'm looking forward to it. Not this one. It's so close though.


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[Assistant] July 2nd, the panel. And if you're there July 1st, yeaah, check our social cause we will be out.


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[Assistant] I'll try to confirm the, the hotel stuff here once we get closer.


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[Assistant] Or you wanna move to the next thing? I don't know, I mean, you know, uh, what else we gotta talk about with that?


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[Assistant] Cause I realized that of course, yes, yes, I want more. I want to have.


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[Assistant] At least a lot of armor, doesn't all have to be ascended, but I don't want to run out of shit, and just feel like I've- cause I know that if you guys can just-


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[Assistant] If you saw what I saw, as soon as you see, like, I don't know, three zombies and a dog come out of nowhere, you run. You just run.


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[Assistant] Yeah, just judge it. Just go there to judge it and shut him up if you want to. Not like I want you to shut up. I feel like more dishes.


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[Assistant] Tom and I. I don't say my best friend. I have said he's one of my. He's not just my regular friend like you guys. I'll mention the guy. He's, he's, he is.


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[Assistant] Uh, it's like 3 o'clock in the morning, we're all shit-faced, and what's my best buddy do? All of a sudden, somebody rings the doorbell and I'm thinking, what the fuck is this? Open it up and somebody delivers a suitcase of White Castle fucking burgers.


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[Assistant] Alright. Cause really now, see now I wanna jump in. So I'm like, oh I wanna say something, cause if I do go camping, I've not been to the board place, and I shared pictures of it in the podcast. Well meet us up there tomorrow. I got ribs. It's like 30 minutes.


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[Assistant] It was like, woah, I even saw where the, you know, what the stuff, place looked like upstairs with the weddings and shit.


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[Assistant] Well, that, sorry, that's a spark something for me. Are you guys, uh...


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[Assistant] I just watched Star Wars for the first time. The original? Yes, since the fucking first time in the theater. And you're gonna call it a piece of shit. What made you do that?


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[Assistant] My kid actually said, all these people talk about like Star Wars and there's all these references and all this stuff and she's like, I have no idea what, you know, what's going on. Would you watch this? And I'm just like, yeah.


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[Assistant] So, we sat and we watched the first one. I was impressed, okay? Very impressed. Like, holy fuck, right? Like, the story all the way through for the time that it was made in 77. Now, what stood out glaringly was all of the additions that Lucas had done. It was fucking weird.


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[Assistant] So that was off-putting. So when you said the CGI thing, cause I even said to my daughter, I'm like, that looks weird cause they added that in.


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[Assistant] Here's why. You know what really impressed me was as simple as I'm sure you know that they totally enhanced some, not any, I'm assuming that they enhanced some things.


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[Assistant] Uh, like the digital push out of, uh, of Princess Leia giving the message, like Obi-Wan, please help me, right? Yeah, like that. I'm going like, when people are watching this movie in 19, like when I was watching this, I was like, I was too young, cause I was that little to appreciate it. I'm going like-


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[Assistant] When 12 year olds were watching that, they should have been like, holy fu-


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[Assistant] Might be. Might be. But I go, I get why he as a kid, he was a few years older than me, so he as an eight, nine year old, ten year old, he got hooked and he never let go.


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[Assistant] Ever. Because he now goes to hospitals dressed up as his character. Nice.


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[Assistant] And that's shitty training. And he shouldn't need to get trained.


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[Assistant] But hey, good for him. Like you said, like man, it's hard, you know, getting into workforce young. So if you're, if you're out there and you're listening to this.


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[Assistant] You know, it's tough, but you gotta go out there and what your goal should be is to go out there and be one of the, you don't have to be the best, you don't go crazy and try to be the best, but be one of the damn best people that work there.


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[Assistant] Yes, and always do that. Always do that. But be the one that goes above and beyond and listen to people. Listen to, listen to your managers. Don't, don't think that you know it all. This little punk will figure out, oh, you gotta abbreviate shit. He's not gonna go, I like the way it's, yeah, he's not a punk, but you know what I mean? Just so out there, take that advice.


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[Assistant] Yeah, what are we doing today, kids? Would you like obsidian?


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[Assistant] Yeah, for certain dragons there, yeah. Okay. Cause they hate, you fed them crystals. Yeah. Oh yeah. But you needed them back in school.


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[Assistant] Look, look, if Ark was the only game I played, I could have probably internalized it, but we play Ark in seven days, in long dark, in green hell, it's like we got all these things mulling in our brains.


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[Assistant] Just land. Land, oh god. I have figured it out finally. What? Uh, well, I, I, I keybound my key is now L for land. And, but when you do it, it is not immediate.


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[Assistant] Where it's like, you know, I'll be like locked up against a rock or caught in a beaver tail. Something dumb. So it's out to get you. Yeaah. So it just feels like, oh man. Or just hitbox. Like he'll be-


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[Assistant] Now I'm hoping Ark 2 has a little bit more fidelity when it comes to moving around and like how the enemy, like enemy interacts with other objects.


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[Assistant] My, my fear with Arc 2 is, and it's very similar to Arc 1, is a lot of it's just going to be designed for PvP. And you know, we, we like more the PvE element. Yeaah. But, we'll see. I'm also worried about the story.


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[Assistant] Now see, I wouldn't mind a narrative, god, and it is such a hard thing to get right in multiplayer, and I know we've talked about this ad nauseum, but I still would love to see an open world survival game with a story that's intriguing and that you want to keep following. And The Forest is really one of the only ones that's done it right. Um. Subnautica.


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[Assistant] Subnautica did it right, but Subnautica wasn't multiplayer. Okay. Yeah, that's the difference. If it were though. But if Subnautica were multiplayer, that would have been perfect.


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[Assistant] I think that's going to be the case. We'll see towards the end as we progress. But the beginning was great. It's just like boom, you've landed, you're small, go.


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[Assistant] Sad emoji. No smiling. Fuck off, all of you. Oh man, he's talking about emojis. Uhm, there's a guy, I don't remember this kid's YouTube channel, but there's a kid


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[Assistant] He's just like, getting a shit ton of subscribers and all he's doing is fake Discord conversations.


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[Assistant] Yeah, this is kind of brilliant. Simple content, but it's like, okay, huh, you know, that's, it's fun because discord's, you know, everyone uses discord nowadays.


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[Assistant] You know, yeaah, this is, I mean, it's all, it's all fake. All fake. You know, he's telling a story through these Discord conversations. Gotcha.


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[Assistant] I heard this from someone that apparently had worked with her, but this must have been a decade ago.


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[Assistant] There's a, I think I brought it up to you, I don't know if I showed you yet, there's a new Meat Canyon cartoon. I saw that one. Yea, where it's just this lady going through this drive thru getting pumpkin spice stuff and she keeps going over and over again and she just eventually turns into this horrible freakish pumpkin. Yea, it's a good horror movie. Who continues to beg for more? It is freaky.


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[Assistant] Yeah. An unreasonable amount. We need a woman around here to give us more perspective.


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[Assistant] Oh well, we were out eating with our young buck editor, Jack.


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[Assistant] Uh, so far, I like, it's, it's like the first one. I'm maybe, I'm not that far, well not that far, probably 10 hours in. The first being the last one.


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[Assistant] Yes, uhm, yeaah. The first yeaah. Of course, everybody knew what you meant. 2016 got a war. Uhm, so when it starts, yeaah, it feels very much like that. It's like, okay, it's, it's just this again. But as it goes, you get new powers and there's some twists and turns. You're like, oh, okay, I see what they're doing now. This is awesome. Uhm, if you like the first one, you'll love that one.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he did some. Did he do a version of the Beach Boys song? Yeah. Okay, gotcha. So like a redo. Alright. Alright, rock and roll.


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[Assistant] The famed name. Alright, big overhead lights are now on. Yea, someone get a photo of it so we can put it on the...


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[Assistant] Maybe. Uhm, my daughter, I mean, this is just personal data, but uh, she can't wait to get her damn car. Yeah, I felt like that was the-


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[Assistant] It's expensive though. I can't imagine being young and yeaah. Looking at that like, oh my god.


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[Assistant] But I mean, money was cheap. So it was like, you know, I've always been a big fan of don't have any debt, especially car debt, because you're just throwing money away. So if you can't avoid it, try to avoid it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you think there would be a nice, nowadays, a company that could fill that spot of like, hey, I'm making a car that's super simple. You can reach everything. And easy, easy to reach everything, easy to repair.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that would be, here's the car and you set up shops around the country. This is where you get parts.


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[Assistant] Remember that happened on, yeaah, I had a Nissan Maxima back in the day and that happened one time. Something went out and they had to take out half the fucking engine just to get to the thing. Like, what's going on? Fuck you.


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[Assistant] That's the downside of doing business is sometimes you gotta do shitty business.


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[Assistant] Why do we call it that? That's what I was trying to do.


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[Assistant] That's where I'm at. I'm like, okay, that's, that does sound crazy. That someone that the idea that you they're using vibrations to shape and move giant pieces. They just play.


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[Assistant] Uhm, basically hit the Antarctic glaciers.


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[Assistant] And the melt from the glaciers was so extreme that it wiped most of these civilizations out.


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[Assistant] And we found technology there. When you say technology, it's like, no, we didn't find computers. But, you know, they are constantly finding new things of like, wow, these people were more advanced than we thought. Because we always pick for the huts. You said living in huts. Yea, that's too far.


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[Assistant] They're finding these massive- using sonograms, yeaah. Right. Yeaah, we think, yeaah, it is kind of interesting to think of, but completely plausible that, yeaah, human civilization-


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[Assistant] We obviously didn't reach the population we have today, but yeaah.


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[Assistant] That was a pretty amazing civilization 12,000 years ago.


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[Assistant] Well, they were, they were also talking about the Sphinx because they, the Sphinx they thought they determined was older. I don't even remember that on the podcast.


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[Assistant] Because they thought the Sphinx was a certain age and then they realized, wow, a lot of the stuff on the Sphinx is restoration. Why would they restore something that was made at the time we thought it was made?


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[Assistant] So yea, it is so fascinating, just our species, where it's been...


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[Assistant] Uh, yea, as long as the weather is good, yea, we're doing a trash can turkey again. For those of you that don't know, uhm,


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[Assistant] We put a steak in the ground, you put the turkey on the steak, you cover it with a big metal trash can and you put hot coals around the bottom and top of the trash can. You cook it for an hour and 45 minutes and then you take the turkey off and you eat that sumbitch.


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[Assistant] Sounds delicious. Wow. And we also brine it for, uh, 12 hours overnight. Damn. In what? Strawberry juice. A big ol', uh, a cooler full of, I think some sort of orange brine with some, uh,


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[Assistant] See it? You go like, alright, he's doing his trick, and then afterwards he's gotta tell you, see? See? It's fake. This is how you hide it. And you're like, you don't hide.


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[Assistant] If it performs well, I respect it all. I don't mind a cheap trick. Just don't, uh, just don't do it over and over again.


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[Assistant] So what kind of sorcery do you happen to have any, cause I'm curious, like is this going to be something that you're going to have to get like a fucking, a toad's ass hair?


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[Assistant] Sounds like they added Hogwarts and Conan. Go to Hogwarts. Yeah. No, I'd be curious to try that. We all agree that we want to get back to Conan. Can't wait. One day for sure. Can't wait. It's just a matter of time.


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[Assistant] And it seems like they keep on loading on reasons to go back and do it.


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[Assistant] You know, you know we weren't farther away. Things are getting good. Let's push it.


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[Assistant] Right, and Gen Zero is something that, cause we had talked to Anthony, Anthony was like, he said he'd prefer to do something else. But just cause it's been a series before, he's more interested in trying something completely fresh, which I totally get. I wish he was into it cause I'd be like, let's wrap up Gen Zero.


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[Assistant] So sooner than later, and then jump into Kona, because I'm more into that. I think that would be more fun for everyone.


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[Assistant] What do you think Simon? I think uh, I think that the recording that we have is gonna be, I think it's gonna be good. It's just gonna be like good to me. I don't know if anyone else is gonna like it. But it's gonna be good to me. Like I've already like looked at stuff and like I already have like the first scene done cause I wanted to see like what kind of pacing, what do I know I wanna keep?


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[Assistant] We're to get into an argument, but it is like almost like at like five minutes or just under that where we're just kind of yelling at each other and we haven't even built a freaking, you know, our first little hut yet. Sounds about right.


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[Assistant] So, and I go like, that's in the show that I want to watch. So if I do that, then like, we end up keeping a lot of shit and we don't have things kind of broken down and structured as we normal, not like we have them really structured, but you know, it's different.


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[Assistant] I mean, I think enough ha- enough fun things, and that's another thing too, we could say. We played it on the highest difficulty, which we weren't going to, which really didn't like, seem so awful.


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[Assistant] This, if more people are into the thing that also happens to be, uh, considerably easier to do. As far as editing wise, yea, for sure. It's like, oh, that's easier.


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[Assistant] In this case, he would come out to you in Asheville, he'd be like, I'll be there, I'll be there, let me split. Two days.


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[Assistant] Sounds like shit. Oh, by the way, uh, Thicc isn't here because when you said Charlotte, I think he's gonna be going to Charlotte to see a, uh...


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[Assistant] Well, you're gonna choke me. Uh, when I did manatee, uh, average weight, first thing comes up, West Indian manatee, 990 pounds. That's a big manatee. So, fatty. I mean, yeah, I think it's really easy to be a thousand pounds. So that's just two of you, I'm sure.


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[Assistant] Yeah, like, what is this, like, this one here's saying 1300 pounds. Good lord. 1200 pounds, so yeah, 1000 pounds is probably not even, like, super large for one.


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[Assistant] It is better now though, cause of, you know, COVID, right? Like cause the things they have like these, you know, standards, maybe.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but they're stricter now with the cleanliness of, I'm talking about more so for the rooms and all this other getting sick. Cause I've been on what people consider to only one cruise in my life.


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[Assistant] Cruisers would call it a shitty cruise. I loved it. The food was amazing. It was like kind of a smaller cruise that left out of South Carolina.


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[Assistant] But you know, it was like a four or five night cruise. It was fucking great. Nice. Just had such a fun time. And it was so cheap considering what you got to do and where you got to travel. Yeah. You know.


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[Assistant] Fantastic. Yeah, the rooms are fucking small, but as long as I had a little window, I was good. Mhm.


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[Assistant] That's actually really clever. Yeaah, it's great.


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[Assistant] See, this would be really bad to do, cause it's, you know, but it's kind of funny to think of like if the government was like, we need to get everyone vaccinated, just do that with like little mini Snickers bars and just drop them all over the fucking places and little counties that, like, you know, the, the vaccination.


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[Assistant] Mind control, I mean, you sit there and you laugh at like, if like 30 years ago, people would have been like, you're crazy. The CIA is not, you know, putting together these programs for mind control and kidnapping people or dosing them with LSD just because they're trying to get them.


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[Assistant] Well, that's also, it goes, goes down to if you're talking about with an animal that, you know, you look at a crow, it's proven that crows can recognize people. So that means that you could realistically then


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[Assistant] But what is the, you know, the neural link is a lot of that though, isn't it? Which part? Uh, just being able to interact with the, I guess, the knowledge of the internet through thought.


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[Assistant] I'm always amazed that, uh, you know, some people, cause you see how, uh, wild they are or whatever, still have eyes, cause they're still fucking fragile. Yeah. And it's so, you know, kind of easy if you think about it. Like easy to pop out and sort of like.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I've, I've definitely had close calls. That's, that's, yeah, that's crazy.


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[Assistant] You know, I would like to see, like, I'm not into reaction videos, but like, I kinda wanna see my reaction and anyone else's reaction, like, out of the friends that I know to be forced, cause I would never watch an eye coming out.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's what we do. Oh, I think I, uh, I think I broke my toe last week. Just think? Yeah, well I mean, what are you gonna do with a broken toe?


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[Assistant] Yeah, you don't, you don't really do anything, but my toe was all like, eh, kinda swollen and black and blueish. Ah, just my kid healed to the, you know, she fell, she was climbing on me and then she kinda like fell off of me and her heel just...


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[Assistant] I'd miss it. I still dream that I have it. Really? And I haven't worn one in over 10 years? A dozen years or something like that? Yeah.


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[Assistant] It's an oral fixation. It's weird cause when I do have it in my dream, it's like exactly like what it was. It's very interesting. And then I'll wake up and I'm like, Oh damn.


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[Assistant] You know what though? I mean of course it sucks.


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[Assistant] I still don't know how to stop myself sometimes, I'll say that shit out loud.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, so the Australian one, I love that the mate like that, that one dude they kept on going back to, you know, he was very proper, uh, kind of a chubby fellow, very, you know, like,


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[Assistant] I see that happening. He is so great and you want him to find love and I think they're done.


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[Assistant] Wow. Same dog. Same dog, new girlfriend. Was she cheatin'? She might have been cheatin'.


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[Assistant] Hey man, listen, I was looking at some shit. I see this is where I wish I had more information, but I shared it with myself.


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[Assistant] So that I could go back and watch this video again, but it was this guy talking about anti-aging, and it was like a TED Talks, right, from like five months ago.


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[Assistant] It's very true. This one I would say was done pretty well and it was probably more of a local one or whatever it was, but he was doing a pretty good job of explaining how, you know, you could do certain things to your, I guess, certain cells in your body. And he was like, I guess, attributing it to aging is kind of like a worn CD.


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[Assistant] And there's this certain part of your like, you know, that's wrapped around it that, that there's a certain part of your DNA.


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[Assistant] Yeah, kind of. No, he's essentially saying that you can, you know, in mice, you know, they're like, they could take a mouse who's really old and do whatever it is that they're doing to him and it's going to age him like really quick because it's, you know, sir, it's doing this particular thing to this particular part.


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[Assistant] Yeah, cause he's the way he's thinking and he's like the way the future was and you're watching this video and I'm like, this fucking guy's really sounds like he knows what he's talking about. He's like the first 150 year old person is alive right now. He's like, it can be going beyond that very quickly. Cause we might be able to be able to figure out ways to just essentially stop our aging process.


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[Assistant] What are we gonna do here? I don't know, but like all this, all the research was like starting from like this guy who won this award, you know, in like 2017, like, oh, you know, the big awards. He's like, oh, this discovered this, which led to this, this and this. And now we're doing all these tests that are just showing it that.


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[Assistant] You know, basically people are gonna be able to get younger. They're gonna make a breakthrough the day after I die.


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[Assistant] Okay, go ahead. Go ahead, Vic. I know you'd have to drive there, but, uh, what about, uh, stay in the mountains? Yes, cabin in the mountains. Airbnb.


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[Assistant] So you and I would, okay, so let's give out the team. So Simon, you and I are on a team. Right. And it's.


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[Assistant] We got these names? Is this how it is? I think it is. First I'm hearing this, so.


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[Assistant] I wish that we were doing this simultaneously so that I could kill all of you. I know, but we wouldn't be close to each other.


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[Assistant] But, like, you know what I was thinking, because Simon, you said you've been doing this at home, you've been recording it.


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[Assistant] Why not? I mean, any of us could do it. We could just do it alone. Like, we could see how...


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[Assistant] And, and, you know, talk during it, do whatever, cut it. I mean, it could be a long ass video.


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[Assistant] And see how long, and do it, but do it like on the hardest difficulty. On the hardest? Yea. You know, just as an extra little thing that the, you know, the community can get. I mean. Well.


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[Assistant] But we'll just focus on this first and then, and then maybe later on we do, yeah. We shall see. You never know. But, Simon, I, I'm happy to be on your team. I'm happy you're on my team. And I'm happy I'm on your team. Okay.


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[Assistant] Because right now, I know you're practicing. I haven't practiced a lick, but it's seven days. How different can it be?


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[Assistant] So the winning team gets a cruise. Those two people have to go out on a cruise?


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[Assistant] I'm not wild about a cruise because, you know, like Dorale said, like, COVID boat. That doesn't, yeah, I don't want that.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah. And, uh, you know, a place that I recently went, which is Neib's homeland, pretty much, is he goes there every year. Is it Puerto Rico? I love Puerto Rico!


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[Assistant] I'd lose the ear. Cause it's just this part, right? You don't go in and put on a fake


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[Assistant] Really? Yeah. Cause I've seen your neighborhood and there's, there's lights around.


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[Assistant] Absar, you brought something up recently because we were supposed to do a sponsored video for a game called Myth of Empires. Right.


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[Assistant] And, and, and the, the brand itself was, they, they were kind of weird to like deal with. And, you know, ultimately we didn't do the video because. Yea, it just didn't work out. Yea, it didn't work out.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I played that for the first time last night. Yeaah. And it's gorgeous. I gotta say, like...


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[Assistant] Warzone and Call of Duty all together, they have way better gun mechanics than Battlefield.


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[Assistant] No, no, but like, just, just in general, the gunplay in Battlefield isn't great. And your character movement in Wars, I love. Character movement is so much better.


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[Assistant] Of course, all their guns are different and they have, you know, different attributes. Okay.


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[Assistant] These ambient explosions that sound just like footsteps. Something like, there's someone, there's someone close by and they're like, no, no, they're just.


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[Assistant] I don't do that, because I want my kids to know that life's tough, you gotta be tougher. So, you want, you wanna give that guy something? No, we're not giving anything today, you know?


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[Assistant] Actually, I did see a family, uh, standing outside of Harris Teeter grocery store by my home. Um, it was a whole family. And I went in and I, yeah, I got a gift card to that grocery store and I said, here you go.


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[Assistant] I think also there are so many sub-genres of music now. I mean, music, it's gotten very diverse, but everybody finds their corner that they go in. Yea, and you don't hear other corners often.


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[Assistant] But Foo Fighters is rock and they're probably arguably one of the biggest rock bands right now.


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[Assistant] Are, are going to a lot of those genres that, you know, are a little bit older. Kind of popping right now. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Now here's the thing though, they're going to that type of music, but the equipment, the software now has gotten so precise and so good that it's hard to tell if it's real instruments or not.


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[Assistant] Get a good live band with em. Yeah, it depends. It depends on...


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[Assistant] You know, like a Justin Timberlake. He's got a full-blown BAM like a lot of horns and everybody. But you know, you hope that when you go see a show, you're going to see a show. Someone's just not hitting play. And then they're, they got everything going on. You want to hear live music. Yeah. Like when you come


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[Assistant] Yep, we'll play them or anything. We're not playing our instruments at our show. I don't know why. Well, here's the thing. Yes. Is that, uh, logistically it could be a nightmare. Nah, it's easy.


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[Assistant] Oh well, in that case, I'm in! It's two and a half hours accordion from Duralias. Yes, I've been one hell of a show.


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[Assistant] That's really the answer. Is that the end of this podcast? Well, no, it's not. Cause there's a new way. See, we used to do things a certain way. We were worried.


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[Assistant] There might be a month break between episode 3 and episode 4. And that also has to do with the fact that we would like to see what the hell is going on with the seasons.


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[Assistant] Like, I'm still a little bit blown away about the response, obviously in a positive way. Sure. Yeah. It's nostalgia for a lot of people. Yeah, it's great. I'm just happy. I know. It's like when Star Wars came back.


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[Assistant] Did he read the other comments? Yea. So many people are like, you guys didn't skip a beat. I think we got better dammit. And of course if we didn't, I'd be sad. Cause you know, we've been sitting around trying to be funnier.


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[Assistant] Acting. Even if it's not poor, I mean, maybe it's just poor story. That I just, which just makes you just stare at the acting and go yeaah.


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[Assistant] I can't. I don't know why. He's too nervous. I'm too nervous to even watch your stand up.


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[Assistant] Thanks. So, you know what, even, uh, can I, do you mind if I give a little bit more information even though we don't really know like, but you kind of probably have an estimation. Do you think that another episode might be out in the next month?


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[Assistant] I am because I felt like I wanted to get there and then of course we, we took a turn and I said, okay, let's go down that road. Like steered it back.


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[Assistant] No, no, that is, but the thing is, even recording and going like, we all know what it's like to record something and say, alright, who wants to cut that, cause that's too funny, we're gonna have to try to do that. Like, that's, that's what I think we should be doing at the very minimum, at least trying to record something like that every month, even if it's not Battlefield Friends. But, you know, opinions.


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[Assistant] You know what? I'll go back to it. I don't care either except for the fact that I would rather, what I'm saying is I really want to be a part of acting and creating that way. I don't necessarily have any sort of.


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[Assistant] It's fun to create and without that, you ain't animating shit. So respect that. That's fun. No, I wasn't talking to you. I'm talking to him.


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[Assistant] It's like, it makes you go like, what the fuck? Yeah. Team.


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[Assistant] And let's just say you were an amputee. There, there were notice in all these people where they were given them this anesthetic and they weren't depressed. They were very upbeat.


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[Assistant] They were feeling, you know, positive about life and everything. I'm like, what the fuck are these people who are in the middle of war? They just lost both their legs and they're the fucking happiest people that are in this joint.


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[Assistant] This is weird and turns out ketamine can have that effect. So then you use it and you take it for a certain amount of times through a certain amount of weeks and they see that that helps people with depression and like negative thinking, chronic negative thinking. Where do you get this stuff? Where'd you go?


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[Assistant] I went to a place local and, uh, it can be a bit heavy. So I was supposed to be doing it on Mondays and Wednesdays.


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[Assistant] I tell the opposite of it right here, like early Rome, where I was getting all fucking worked up and I'm like, what?


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[Assistant] I'm hoping towards the end of it, you know, I'm going to feel like I am at the end of the fucking galaxy going, how am I ever going to get back home?


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[Assistant] Cause it does bring you to a place where you go like, oh, I'm just letting go. You know what it's a lot like?


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[Assistant] That, I tell ya, that has the little bit of training that I did on that and just playing that at time has lit it up in me where this is by far my favorite game to play now.


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[Assistant] So great, so that now we can then should be able to kill them, cause with this one that we're in now, we can't hit them, we can't get anything from the survivors.


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[Assistant] Other food will make you sick. Okay, well I thought canned food was the worst.


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[Assistant] Click on the microphone at the top of the homepage and type in Neebs. That's stamps.com, promo code Neebs.


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[Assistant] Damps.com Never go to the post office again.


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[Assistant] Which has been fun. We have already recorded what should be four episodes. Yeaah. No shit. We did two each session? Yeaah. Two each session.


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[Assistant] There's anything out there that's comparable that has a ship that reacts so well to such gorgeous water. Cause I know there's a lot of beautiful water in games, but I don't think I've ever seen a ship, cause really you watch that ship hitting those waves, everything's reacting in such a gorgeous way.


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[Assistant] Like imagine that. Yea, well you go like this often times. I mean, I remember it's, I haven't done it yet, but falling out of that ship is a thing.


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[Assistant] Uh, I forgot about that aspect. That's how you, that's how you did it before. More fun with the dolphin. Yeah.


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[Assistant] And then he, and then he hits you, hits you back on deck with his mails and you kind of fly out, you know? Why not? That'd be fun. Yeah. Do it. Do it. Do it, Dice.


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[Assistant] Let's go positive! Yeah. I texted you supportive s-things. Actually, actually, hey, hey.


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[Assistant] You're fine, we got work to do. Yeah, that's true. Sometimes I just shoot him a text just cause I care.


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[Assistant] Playing last night, and I tell you what, I felt great about being...


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[Assistant] He sent me a picture of the first thing they did and it was uhm, bacon wrapped chicken, bacon wrapped chicken, and it looked golden and beautiful. His wife did the seasoning and they were very happy. It saved their marriage. It did save their marriage.


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[Assistant] Covid isn't spreading, air fryers are. I'm sorry, they're too much fun and they're way too fucking easy. And they make a good product that's healthier. That's the crazy part. It's healthy.


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[Assistant] It caught me off guard when I was like just testing it out to see if it was worth a one-off and it...


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[Assistant] It became pretty clear that it was definitely worth a one-off and I went on to play it quite a while and I've got like a castle, a cardboard castle built on the beach. Yeah! No, with turrets and like the towers and everything.


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[Assistant] Because it only allows you to build in like three or four places on the map right now, just like in this certain area. Uhm, but yea, if it was, if they opened it up, I think that it was, it was just interesting. The angle they took and how they played it, it surprised me because I felt bad to try to play it at first kind of a little bit. I mean yea, it is like, yea, okay, sure.


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[Assistant] You do, you kind of become a superhero as you develop.


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[Assistant] What if that was genuinely a sign of good luck? Sounds like bad luck. It does, but I'm saying what a twist that would be. It would be a twist.


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[Assistant] Anyway, sorry to digress, but I just, first time down here, well, at least in Wilmington.


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[Assistant] Ever rippled into this amazing community is just what a fucking honor.


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[Assistant] You never know. It's a worthy sacrifice. I think we absorbed some of that, uhm, just that dark side, like we've got you covered.


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[Assistant] They should have a, uhm, someone should mod it or, would it be cool?


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[Assistant] Maybe sucky sucky, cause sex is limiting, cause there might be a very relevant comment that's not.


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[Assistant] I saw something at the airport yesterday that, uh, speaking of VR.


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[Assistant] But it wasn't VR. It was one of the employees at the American desk. Had, it looked like a VR headset.


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[Assistant] Uh, that was up on his forehead and he'd pull it down and use it every now and then.


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[Assistant] And he was like grabbing luggage from behind the counter and stuff as people were checking in.


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[Assistant] And I asked, I was like, is that VR? I asked the lady we were dealing with. We were several people down. She was like, he's legally blind.


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[Assistant] This was a headset he got that he can see with that was developed by the Mayo Clinic.


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[Assistant] That's new as shit. It uses his phone in there. It's like you see there's only one


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[Assistant] You know, his vision was bad already, but then got COVID and it degraded his vision more.


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[Assistant] And then, uh, got in with the trials at Mayo, and I was like, that's fucking cool. Like, if he can- Yeah. I'm curious what that, you know, but that's badass, you know.


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[Assistant] Anyway, sorry. I thought it was cool. No, that's technology.


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[Assistant] Isn't it cool that you're this far in and you still feel that? You know what I mean? Yea, yea. Cause time tells. The way it works too.


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[Assistant] That's real life. You can leave shit out. Yes. And it stays in real life. Yes, it does.


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[Assistant] Tell me your wood doesn't, you know, you know, we know this. Yes, we do. But that's also an annoying. I think that way that's in, um,


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[Assistant] Up your game survival games. Up it. Get that wood wet.


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[Assistant] They should, uhm, they should add the map in-game, but not made. You have to draw it in-game.


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[Assistant] Mmm. Dora, who did you vote for? Well, it's uh, it's kind of classified, Simon.


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[Assistant] I've been busy turning off the alarm thingies. What do you mean busy?


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[Assistant] Oh god. I had nothing, yeaah. I had nothing on that one. I felt it immediately.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna air fry them right up tonight. There you are.


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[Assistant] I got, uhm, tickets to Black Pumas in Nashville.


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[Assistant] Okay, which I'm pretty fucking excited about and, uh, a stuffed Duralias from, uhm,


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[Assistant] Someone in our community made it a few years ago, and it's just this cool, it almost looks like Minecraft. It's a little blocky. Oh cool. Yeah, she made one.


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[Assistant] I think this is the best gift I've received. Thank you, Thick. Now you better go home.


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[Assistant] Home layout with, uh, the new wallpaper and such. All the dogs.


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[Assistant] Give it to me. I accidentally, uh. I mean that is, that's good. That's flippin' adorable. I'll give you that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well that was, when they added the hot wing element, they marketed it as such at certain locations.


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[Assistant] I saw the, I was like, oh, happy new year. Cause we were just caught in conversation. But then when we got stuck in Minneapolis, so it was just like a pretty chill new year. We got stuck, uh, because of flights getting canceled yesterday. So, um, last night, uh, decided, oh no, the night before, whatever, whatever.


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[Assistant] We got stuck up there and I was like, let's get a sweet place in Minneapolis. It was a beautiful, beautiful room and just went out for a badass dinner and it was snowing that night. It was, so had that good new year. Nice. Yeah. One of those 85 day age stakes.


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[Assistant] T-Bone, bone in, T-Bone. It's just something that can upsell ya.


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[Assistant] I didn't expect the FUNK. You either like it or you don't. I rather enjoyed it, I'm not gonna lie. FUNK STREET.


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[Assistant] That would be a shame. I might try it though.


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[Assistant] Battlefield 2042, is there anything else other than women's buttons in Battlefield? I'm sure.


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[Assistant] Yeah, okay. That's a lot of footage. But she's really good too. But he is very good. I agree with you, Dave, so like, uh, I've been having a lot of fun with the game because, I mean, it's like any other Battlefield game, it shines when you're with a squad of friends, you're all communicating well together, you take an objective, you hold it, everyone's firing on all cylinders, it's great.


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[Assistant] Yeah, here in the office, yeah, we were having an issue with that, which seems to have fixed itself.


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, and that's one of the biggest, uh, another complaint with the game. It's like, alright, you got this game. You have 128 players.