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[Assistant] Ecorn? iCorn? I go iCorn. iCorn. I went to college in an affluent Bay area town and went to an ATM off campus to get, to get cash one day before, between classes. And there was a receipt left in the machine that read over $600,000 in their checking account. Wow.


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[Assistant] Sometimes man, you ever look, you look at someone's receipt? If you don't, like, you ever see, they leave it when you go up there? Or sometimes you see the receipts on top of the ATM and you're like, I just want to see, what are we, especially like when I, like when you had, I mean I would always have like,


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[Assistant] $20 in my bank account, like barely. And I, you know, I'd go cash checks at Walmart because they couldn't tell and I would overcharge my account all the time for $20.


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[Assistant] $20 is so much. It's so funny that it's nothing now. But it's, uh, but like you, but you'd always want to just say, what is everybody else doing? Like, and sometimes you see someone, you're like, that guy's got his life ticket. Like, what is that guy doing? You just look at his, you know, his like three grand and his check and cash. You're like, what is that like, dude? What are you, the richest person that's ever lived?


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[Assistant] And you just think you're, you're sitting there just trying to trick the A team. You're hoping that this, the, it doesn't get to the bank yet. And then they just go, oh yeah, dude, I'll give you 20. And you just take off running before he's like, wait a second. Do you don't have that in there? And you go, I don't have any money. And then you.


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[Assistant] Still the $20 and you pay for it, uh, your credit score for the rest of your life.


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[Assistant] It was camouflage and you loved it and you couldn't say no to it.


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[Assistant] And now you're going in and giving them a $20 check. Just try to, you gotta ask your mom for a $20 check. Just so you, cause that's probably where you got it, right? Your mom gives you a $20 check. And then you go give it to the bank just to get to what? $12. Were you paying overdrafted?


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[Assistant] I think it's a good thing like to go through all that kind of stuff. I mean, that's stuff that I think about.


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[Assistant] Can get in my bank account that I don't have any. And then you're like, well, I'll just deal with that later. Like it's just all this stuff. And that feeling of.


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[Assistant] I mean, I remember just having that, you know, I think of it a lot now. I fill my tank up with gas because I just, so much of my life was driving around barely with enough gas. And now, and.


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[Assistant] You know, it took, even when I first could start just affording to a fill, just I could fill it up every time. And like, I remember just doing, like before you don't even go all the way, cause I wasn't used to it. But then you start going like, well, just put it, just fill it up. And then you realize that you're like, oh, adults just.


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[Assistant] They just fill it up. Like they, that's what they do. They just pay. Yeah. And I would never, like, it was just that, that was, that was a big feeling for me. Just when the moment I could be like, I can just put.


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[Assistant] Always just put a full tank of gas in. It's just the older you get, you start doing that stuff. I mean, when you're younger, you could have do that too, but you don't because you're...


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[Assistant] You don't want, you don't want, you look at like, you only have this little money so you don't want to waste it. And so you just sit there and go like, well, I can just get five bucks was all you had to put in for us.


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[Assistant] I go and I, when I start it, I walk into the gas station. I let it run. No, I'm not out there. You do that? Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean I would just, just to kill the time. It's not like it's an hour and a half.


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[Assistant] I was like, go, go, go, go, go, go. You go, oh, let's put a new speed bump right over when you exit. Let's get on out of here.


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[Assistant] It didn't rip it off the thing. I mean, that's what a comedian does. I mean, that's when we're at our best and we do some super embarrassing, we come out, we destroy. Like that's, that's all we got to offer is you come out and you just try to be like super fun, funny, and everybody like laughs and you try to defuse the situation. That's what I did. I was just so.


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[Assistant] How much is like off, like the whole black thing that goes down? The tube that all the gas goes in?


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[Assistant] So they made it now where it's like, you can just. It's a breakaway. It's a break. Yeah.


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[Assistant] You don't remember- Donaldson- Donaldson Pike? Where? Probably the one- Donaldson? Yea, probably that one. I know which one it is.


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[Assistant] The one, uh, run on the corner, Donaldson Levin run.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeah. I remember that show got built.


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[Assistant] Just got, they have to be told they don't feel anything. They just drive off and burn, burn, burn. Stuff's on fire behind them when they get home. Doesn't notice for two weeks. How long you think it'd take you to notice?


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[Assistant] Like when you park at home, you think you could park and just not realize it for a couple days?


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[Assistant] Yeah, they know you cause we're wrecking a park.


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[Assistant] Uh, uh, god, what was I gonna say? I don't know. There was something I was thinking of, but alright, we're into, I don't even get the gas from that. Who knows.


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[Assistant] What were you talking about? The receipt? Oh yeaah, yeaah. And then you, yeaah, oh then you drove gas. You stole gas.


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[Assistant] Spencer Sheffield, former bank teller here. To answer Aaron, the Secret Service is exactly one call away when a bank finds counterfeit. And it was required by law to call them even if it's a fake $1 bill.


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[Assistant] He was the inside job kind of thing.


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[Assistant] Scott Gwynne, a few years back I worked in a convenience store and this one person paid with $2 bills consistently.


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[Assistant] I thought he may have worked for a bank or something of that nature when a coworker told me it was because he goes to clubs for exotic dancers.


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[Assistant] The only change they would give their customers was in twos. Talk about maximizing benefits. Thank you folks for all the laughs and a good clean fun.


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[Assistant] Weird. They only changed, they would give their customers in twos. So you can't throw a one dollar bill if you don't throw twos. I guess it's a good one to work out.


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[Assistant] That's the work you gotta go do? That's not a bad one to go do? Yeaah. They at least, we can only give you two, you gotta bring your ones. Yep. And then you got the guys that are bringing their ones. I'll bring my own ones.


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[Assistant] Robin Daniel, Clemson football fans have been paying with $2 bills for decades to show their impact on the local economy for away games and bowls. That's pretty nice.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Spencer probably knows the ins and outs of it and can get us. Cause if he got fired from his inside job. And so.


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[Assistant] Brody sounds like he's about to retire. So Brody might want to be, Brody might want to get it, get in on this too. And we could, you, Brody, we could use you, your expertise.


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[Assistant] I think cause there's a five dollar bill. So. But there's a nickel. Yeah, but change gets broken, but you got changes like so different. Like it's a.


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[Assistant] And like everybody, a quarter is like, and a dollar is nothing.


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[Assistant] A dollar is like, so it's, you can break down a dollar. You're trying to break down a dollar as much as you can.


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[Assistant] But bringing down $100, well I'd rather broke in 520s than 425s.


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[Assistant] And then you're gonna give me like a bunch of ones. Yeah. It's like when you get pennies, like it'd be like, you know, and you're like, just keep the pennies.


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[Assistant] I take them back. They say there's a coin shortage everywhere I go now.


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[Assistant] You know, Krispy Kreme says that. That's the only place I know, to be honest. Krispy Kreme has a thing that says there's a coin shortage. And then I give them exact change sometimes. Just to help out? Well, when I'm trying to hide it from Laura, I don't want it to get traced on my...


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[Assistant] Yeah. One thing you know, DraftKings.


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[Assistant] If you have not tried DraftKings yet, preseason is the perfect time to test your strategy, which, uh, it's about over, but you can go look at it. It is, it is simple. Just pick your lineup, stay under the salary cap, and see how your team stacks up against the competition. Nothing adds to the excitement of watching a game.


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[Assistant] You can, I mean, the answer is great. You can go do all this stuff. I mean, half the stuff there on there, you can do free. Like, you know, just go play it. It's a fun thing. Uh, I know my buddy Michael always plays DraftKings. Uh.


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[Assistant] Did you know, uh, like I said earlier, two out of three men will experience some form of hair loss by the time they're 35? Did you feel it?


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[Assistant] Guys, give keeps a try. I think this seems so easy. You don't have to go out to the doctor and maybe get embarrassed. Were you embarrassed when you went out? You still do it every day.


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[Assistant] You can have the prescription medication delivered to your home and it is very affordable. If you notice thin hair, this is the time to try keeps. This is the time when you should do it. Like my tour manager, Travis, bald. He's been bald since oh, I swear. I think it's in high school. Really?


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[Assistant] Shoulda, Keeps wasn't, I don't think they were doing it. Uh, that's when you gotta do it, when you start feeling it coming. And you know.


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[Assistant] Did you know, I mean, more than 50 million in the U.S. suffer from male pattern baldness. I have a joke about baldness when I say something about bald and mack now. And, uh,


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[Assistant] They, and it's like, I can always like, I always can look at, uh, not that I point at a bald guy, but I'll sometimes have to make eye contact with one. And I got to look at him as a, and I'm just like, uh, and then it's funny. They have fun. They have, you know, your people are very fun. Uh.


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[Assistant] Thank you. Keeps offers a simple stress free way to keep your hair. There are only two FDA approved medications that can prevent hair loss and Keeps offers both.


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[Assistant] Pretty awesome. They have virtual doctor consultations and medications delivered straight to your door every three months so you don't have to leave your home.


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[Assistant] The treatment starts at only $10 per month and keeps offers generic versions.


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[Assistant] Discrete packaging and proven results. No one knows you're doing this. Keap says more 5 star reviews than any of its competitors. Prevention is key.


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[Assistant] I like that they do, it's like telling you like, get on it now, like you're going after, you know.


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[Assistant] You're seeing it coming. This is the time to do it. If you're ready to take action and prevent hair loss, go to keeps.com slash Nate to receive your first month of treatment for free. That's keeps keeps.com slash Nate to get your first month free.


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[Assistant] Keeps.com. K-E-E-P-S.com slash Nate. And finally, Helix.


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[Assistant] We had to upgrade to a, uh, a Helix mattress because, uh, we, and our guest room, well this is for our guest room. And it was something that people brought up with Helix mattress. We do love it. And we say you go take a quiz, get your own, uh, get a mattress that matches your body type.


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[Assistant] And then we say we have all kinds of body types to sleep on. The mattress we have, we did it for us. But I'm, but I'm saying that it's like, what's so great about it is anybody's slept on it and they've thought it's overall, the bed's very comfortable.


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[Assistant] It's extremely comfortable, but if you're buying a bed for you, obviously go get it.


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[Assistant] It's not like you get in and it's a canoe, you know? It's like, there, it's, the overall bed's super comfortable. But if you, when you buy one, if, you know, saying if you go one for you, if you buy one, once you love yourself so much and you have one in a guest room or something, then you go, you could do your body again, just redo it. Anybody that sleeps on it is going to love it. And then you, uh,


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[Assistant] But get the one in your house, the one that's in your bed, uh, you take this quiz, it takes two minutes to complete, it matches your body type and sleep performance to the perfect mattress for you every night.


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[Assistant] Why would you buy a mattress made for someone else, even though you could sleep in one that's made for someone else?


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[Assistant] With Helix, you're getting mattresses that you know will be perfect for the way you sleep. Everybody is unique and Helix knows that. So they have several different mattresses models to choose from. They have soft, medium and firm mattresses. Uh, mattresses is great for cooling you down if you sleep hot. Aaron?


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[Assistant] The plus size? D, you don't have plus size anymore though.


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[Assistant] I took the Helix, Helix quiz and I was matched with the Dusk Lux mattress because we wanted something that had the medium support and I sleep on, I sleep on my side. I move around all night, so it's perfect. Uh, and fall asleep right away, which is, it's, it's, it's hard for me to do. I'm a, I'm a, I sleep with my head under my arm under the pillow too.


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[Assistant] But once I get to sleep, I'm very comfortable.


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[Assistant] So if you're looking for a mattress, you take the quiz, you order the mattress that you are matched to, and the mattress comes right to your door shipped for free. You don't even need to go to a mattress tour again. Uh, Helix is awesome.


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[Assistant] But you don't, Hedix was awarded the number one best overall mattress pick of 2020 and by GQ and Wired.


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[Assistant] If you don't love it, but I promise you will. Helix is offering up to $200 off all mattress orders and two free pillows for our listeners at helixsleep.com slash Nate, helixsleep.helixsleep.com slash Nate for up to $200 off and two


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[Assistant] Alright, 1990s episode. Here we go. Ivan Ramirez. So what's Nate Lane about? Well, they spent five minutes talking about horse divorce.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I saw that, that was very funny. Uh, yeaah, Horst of Way, I think when we got done, you were like, I bet that one's gonna be good. Yeaah. Uh, yeaah. Can't read. It's always like, uh,


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[Assistant] Cause you're like, we all have a pretty good time, right? And then you're like, but I don't know how to read.


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[Assistant] Joliss had a great joke about that. Forrest Gump. His mom should not have let him enrolled in the military because he was...


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[Assistant] Special needs and that you can't, like it should be a movie about how someone should attract his mom down. Like, what are you out of your mind? Like you can't.


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[Assistant] Uh, Curtis Crowe, wait, oh, I skipped ahead. Master Crafter.


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[Assistant] I was looking forward to this. One of the things I remember, remembered about the nineties are the Chicago Bulls championship runs, the dream team and the deaths of Selena.


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[Assistant] Kurt Cobain and Chris Farley. I thought as a comedian you would at least mention Chris, but nope. And y'all glossed over.


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[Assistant] How grunge music changed the music scene. Instead I get 10 minutes on horse divorce. Wow.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't know about music. That's, but I mean, I, I'm not, I've thought about it. I'm not a music, I'm not your music guy. I don't think about grunge music, how it changed. That's, uh, I don't know anything about, I can meet musicians and they, it's, it's, I mean, I feel like.


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[Assistant] I'm someone that doesn't like sports and meeting an athlete. You're like, you don't know who that is? And I'm like, I don't.


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[Assistant] And you're like, oh, he's the greatest guitarist or something. And you're like, ah, yeah, it's crazy. And it's not like I, I appreciate it and I listen to music, but I don't, it does not connect music. I don't, it doesn't connect like that. Like I, I don't think I could watch a documentary on like how grunge music changed everything.


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[Assistant] Uh, that I don't know. Selena, I do remember it. I remember Kurt Cobain dying. Chris Farley. I guess we've talked about it before.


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[Assistant] I can, I could drive you, I was in front of a gas station, a BP gas station. I could, I could show you where it was. I could drive you to it.


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[Assistant] Uh, when I, I'm not, I could drive, I've, I've driven by it and I'll think- You've told us this before, yea. Right at the moment, I go, that's right when I heard Chris Farley die. On the radio. Wow.


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[Assistant] Yeah. So, uh, I've done that. I completely checked out when you started talking at the top of that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, I just, I was thinking about, uh, I was thinking about Selena, uh, there's a statue of her at Corpus Christi. Yeah. And, uh, it's downtown. Did you, did you go to see it? No, but I, but I, we, you know, I talked about it. Uh, so there's a lot of Selena talk actually in my life.


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[Assistant] You know, pretty quick, but we'd go to that, we would go to that bar after uh, second city.


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[Assistant] And so when I took an eight week course at second city and my buddy Michael, he stayed the whole year, him and John, uh, we were all roommates and they stayed for, I think the whole, they did the whole year. And then I did, uh, just, I did eight weeks and then, uh,


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[Assistant] That was it. Still talk to both of them. That's what I mean. I always, you get in, I don't let you go.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeah, he, yeah, they came to, uh, I met your stand up teacher. Yeah. Yes. Jim Roth. Yeah. Comedy college. Yeah. He came to Wisconsin. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, they've come. See? Don't talk there, you get in. Let's see what's going on. I was in the Chicago Tribune. Uh, Curtis Crowe.


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[Assistant] Uh, I don't understand why people get mad about the horse divorce for 10 minutes.


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[Assistant] And if you hated it, it was, what is that? It was like 30 minutes of horse divorce. How does that guy not think horse divorces? What do you, what do you.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that would be on the best of, I think. Horses are getting divorced and it's more than you think.


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[Assistant] When a horse dies, you don't have many options. My dad decided to bury it where it lay. He got his buddy out with a backhoe and they dug a hole. I couldn't stand to watch so I didn't come back and visit the grave for a couple of days. When I came back, one of Sonny's hoofs was sticking out of the ground.


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[Assistant] Clearly they didn't dig the hole deep enough, but as a child I freaked out. I honestly thought.


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[Assistant] Sonny was still alive and was trying to get out. Makes me think of Nate's joke. I thought my dad had buried Sonny while he was taking a nap.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you don't, I mean, yeah, when they die, you don't have, I mean, you gotta, it's not easy. It's a big thing. Hi Pat.


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[Assistant] No, a horse. Right. You know, it's just a, it's, it's, it's big, you know, and you're like, poof, you gotta get out there and you, you know, you can't do it alone. I mean, you gotta get it back up.


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[Assistant] Uh, was just unlocked in my childhood memories. Thanks folks. Also that baby on the Nirvana album is suing. Saw that. Saw that too.


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[Assistant] With the word hate and kill. Someone commented. It's your speed.


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[Assistant] It's a fun, yea, you know, it's like one of those fun kids, like, uh.


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[Assistant] Smelted, dealt it, you know, uh, y'all talking about murder and hate as a, as a fun song. I think it's a little different.


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[Assistant] Y'all, y'all rose the, I've never heard that man. That's, I was, Barney was passed. I was already, you know, I was out in the real world when Barney, when did Barney come around?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I was- You were making stuff happen? I mean, I was 13, I was like, can we watch that stuff? Do you know the song Bare Necessities?


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[Assistant] Yeah, the Nirvana baby that got that kid suing. That seems kind of crazy. It's like, I get like.


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[Assistant] I, I, I, you know, I get like, he had no say in it, but it's like, that's on your parents. Like you could sue your parents, I guess, but.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think he's celebrated before, but then now it's like, you probably, I mean, you don't know. If someone needs money, then they're fine. I think it's hard to be like, you're kind of, uh, I mean, no one knows you because of that. You could keep that a secret for your whole life. Uh,


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[Assistant] You could almost not even know that was you. If your parents don't tell you, you would have no idea.


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[Assistant] But I guess like it's, look, I bet that stuff's hard where you're like, I got nothing. This is the most famous.


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[Assistant] Album, one of the most famous albums ever. Covers. Everybody's just seen the cover.


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[Assistant] So you're in one of the more famous pictures of all time.


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[Assistant] And you and your, and he could be, have no money now. And it's like, so then I, I bet that's tough. Probably the same age. That could have been you. Could have been. Just sunk to the bottom like a stone. They could get the camera, they could get the camera flashing in a quick enough. Missed him. Do it again.


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[Assistant] When Kramer goes and swims in the river, and that old man jumps in, he goes, he's sucked to the bottom like a stone.


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[Assistant] Aaron's saying Harry Meeks will inherit the earth was one of the funniest things of the episode and it went flying over the heads of Nate and Borg- Borgiosi. What's that word?


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[Assistant] That's a very bourgeois, uh, what a, that's probably almost a perfect spelled word.


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[Assistant] But I guarantee you that's spelled so perfectly. Cause it's like, what does bourgeois means? It goes, you know how you feel when you don't say it right? And I'm how I make you feel it's, I'm, I'm bourgeois. Isn't that what bourgeois is? They're like bougie. Yeah. Yeah. Like I'm better.


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[Assistant] How, how crazy is it? That word is exactly, so what's bourguise? It's bourgeois. And then you walk away and go.


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[Assistant] You go, oh, I'm sorry. You got a Barney t-shirt on. Oh, I'm sorry, I don't know Borger Gies.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Why do they drink with the pink? They just shake in there.


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[Assistant] You just gotta be proper sitting having dinner with the queen. Queen?


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[Assistant] Aaron and Ryan, the booze. They're going to start their bourgeois Aaron and Ryan podcast.


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[Assistant] It's about bourgeois things and y'all just talk about hell.


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[Assistant] Wes Johnson, I'm a sneaker head and I can say Nate, you do have a great shoe game. Most of the time it seems you wear Air Max 1s or Air Max 90s. To the guys asking about the special, they wear the Air Max 1 Graffiti. I'm glad that...


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[Assistant] Love the show. While hiking in Utah the other day, someone said, hello folks to us. Our response was, let's go folks. Safe to say he was not a listener.


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[Assistant] Uh, thank you. Air Max 1 Graffiti. There it is. There it is. I never knew. Uh, oh yeah. It's a good shoe. It's a great shoe. Great shoe. Uh.


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[Assistant] I just gave it to my nephew, Caleb. Oh, really? Yep. Same size shoe? Same size shoe. Yeah. And then...


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[Assistant] What's the average male shoe size? I'll look it up. My guess is a nine.


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[Assistant] Six two is eleven to twelve and a half.


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[Assistant] Nine and a half, I mean, I can wear a nine and a half, I can wear a nine in some shoes. I hear his little pig pattern coming in here. I have tins. Yeah. I don't know how I even stand up.


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[Assistant] Maybe that is why my 14 year old nephew can wear my shoes.


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[Assistant] Thank you Wes. Ethan Williams. The reason we haven't cured COVID is because no one has asked Daniel Rucker. I would agree with that. Daniel Rucker could do it.


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[Assistant] Seinfeld was able to do a show about nothing in 22 minutes. I'm wondering if you cut out conversations about Let's Go and emails about how dumb Nate is and maybe we could see a shorter podcast. Is there a Cliff Snow version of Nate Land in the works? Uh, Joe.


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[Assistant] Yeah, there is a CliffSode version in the YouTube. You can literally click to...


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[Assistant] If you want a Cliff Snow's version, we're going to have it. Can we have it just be his name?


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[Assistant] You just go on YouTube and when you click the info and you're going to see it all broken down, which has been like that the whole time. We let you skip whatever you want to skip. You want to skip comments? By the way, this is going to be pretty tough when you skip comments. This is the whole episode.


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[Assistant] But the, with the titles comments. And so if you, uh.


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[Assistant] We break it down. You can, the Cliff's Notes version is go ahead and skip everything. I don't, we don't, I mean, I'm trying to make a podcast where I don't want to force you to listen to anything. Even though you're listening to this podcast, I try to tell you, you can leave, dude. Like go listen to, go listen to something else.


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[Assistant] Uh, so we're putting his name. He's going to have his own time stamp, Joe. I don't know why you should be rewarded for this, but I want to make a point.


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[Assistant] Is that going to be short enough for you, Joe? Click yours and get out.


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[Assistant] I mean, we have never, our main, that's what our show, our show's about. Look, if you don't, if this is not your thing, don't listen. Yeah, I get it. That's what, yeah, I get it. It's, yeah, it's not all of our things. We try to make some fun, have some fun jokes. Uh, why do they say, call it Cliff Note?


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[Assistant] The sun sets down right over, right over that way.


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[Assistant] Where the air is. Where's the sunset? In the sky, you moron. In the air of the sky. Upon the heath.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Why would, oh, I'm supposed to give what the thing is. I mean, why would I want to meet in the thunder? Why don't, how about we pick a nice sunny afternoon? You know, I don't bring my horse out and all the muck. Uh. How about Romeo, Romeo, where art thou Romeo? Like where Romeo, where are you? Yeah. Where did you go?


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[Assistant] What if she broke it down like that? He would have, they wouldn't have both died. Did they die?


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[Assistant] Maybe because they're both speaking so ridiculous words.


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[Assistant] I work at a preschool doing mostly maintenance but still work with the kiddos at times. While fixing part of the fence on the playground, a few of the children wanted to watch and I said, let's go folks. Thinking it was just going to be an inside joke to myself, but suddenly a parent picking up overheard and said,


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[Assistant] Hey, NateLand. Hello, folks. Small world. Good stuff, guys. Keep them coming.


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[Assistant] See, that's what I mean with let's go folks. Like it's, it's, it's, you know, like there's no blend. Here's what I, we can, we can be ready for the poll.


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[Assistant] I think we're- It's about time. I think it's about time. We need to do it. This comes out Wednesday.


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[Assistant] We'll put the poll up Friday. And then, uh, we will.


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[Assistant] Yeah. But the next one, but we're having a pre-record cause I got to go out of town. Uh, I'm leaving Monday. Uh, all right. So maybe we should wait. No, no.


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[Assistant] Gah, yeaah, I don't know, we might have to wait.


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[Assistant] We will, yeaah, cause we, we're gonna post this, so you're listening to this on Wednesday. No, you know what? We'll put it out, this comes out on Wednesday. I say, uh, we put it out Thursday. And then...


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[Assistant] Uh, we don't have to do the poll. No, no, no. Let's do the poll. Okay.


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[Assistant] Let's see, it can be three, like here's what I think, I think it should be hello folks, that's this, this word hello folks. And if we see each other out in the wild, I think it's whatever you want, hello folks or let's go folks. I think it's fun to like, you can be let's go folks and you scream like that kind of thing. Like, you know, it's kind of, it's, it's, it's both of them.


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[Assistant] May is hello folks is the response. Let's go folks. Or maybe say I'm a hello folks person. I'm a let's go folks person, but we're all folks and we all get along.


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[Assistant] Does people get that? I don't think I get it. Not in here, like in the, when we're out and about. It's your own choice. Hello folks, let's go folks. You know, does that make sense? That's basically what it is. I don't know if we have to do a poll.


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[Assistant] How we, we will start our day. Uh, all right. Let's read Joe's one more time. He's making a lot more sense.


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[Assistant] David John, this is off topic, but Aaron Land inspired me to lose weight. I'm 5'8", shoe size 12 and a half.


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[Assistant] And I'm already down to 170. My goal is to lose a total of 50 pounds. All credit to Notre Dame. Dude's in credit.


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[Assistant] I mean that's, that's, this dude wants to be in shape. Yeaah. Like this dude, that's like real shape. Like you see those UFC fighters, I mean they're 150. Right. One, you know, and they're, like this dude wants to be in shape.


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[Assistant] So I mean, I, I get it. I'm not like, I weigh 180, I weigh his, I weigh 182 and then, uh, uh,


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[Assistant] Uh, that's my only thing. That was close. It's knocking on the door. It was around the corner. I'd get lumped in with a 200 group. If we all had it, they just kind of...


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[Assistant] I run a large behavioral healthcare company and I've started using Hello Folks for every staff email.


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[Assistant] Instead of drawing out fellow Nate Land enthusiasts, like I had hoped, I received zero positive feedback and have it actually been spoken to by the board on multiple occasions. I'm sure it'll be goodbye folks very soon, but I refuse to blink. That's so great.


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[Assistant] People don't, uh, they don't like hello folks. Like in a, in a professional, it is in a professional setting, I guess. It's kind of too.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Well, it's here, it's like, it's in a, it's the fun joke of it. It's hello folks. Like, you know, it's everything. But in that setting, if you're like, oh, this guy's the worst. Like you just judge who this guy is, but kind of that.


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[Assistant] Then you don't know that this guy is actually cooler than you.


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[Assistant] You know, someone was talking to my neighbor Felix. There's a restaurant called My Neighbor Felix, by the way. Uh, but we just talked today, because he said he got, when he was talking about it, he said he got, uh, because he said he was chubby in junior high, and uh,


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[Assistant] He got made fun of. Uh, he grew up in New Orleans. And he got made fun of. And uh,


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[Assistant] You know, their kids were mean to him and I was like, man, that's crazy. And, uh, he went, and he was like,


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[Assistant] He had no, he grew up with no money. I've met his family, his family's awesome. They grew up, uh, they've all done well for themselves now. Like they grew up with no money and stuff like that. And then he was like, I went to like a private Catholic school where we got to go for free because we didn't have any money.


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[Assistant] And I'm like, oh, so you're the poor kid at a rich school and you're there for free? Like none of this, like, he didn't tell me like why he's getting made fun of. You're like, yeah, dude, that's why you got.


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[Assistant] Crushed. But he was saying he was wearing, cause he would his, he'd wear dicky pants.


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[Assistant] And Brooks shoes, both very popular right now. Dicky pants are. The Brooks shoes I didn't know, but Dicky pants are like kind of cool now. Like any skateboarder-y kind of pants.


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[Assistant] You could, like, if you, if he showed up, if you were, Brooke's shoes, I guess, are super cool now and Dicky pants anywhere to school, they'd be like, this, this kid gets it.


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[Assistant] And it's crazy to think, and he was- He was before his time. He was before his time. Wow. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeaah. It's good food. Uh, alright, we're, we're just gonna talk about our, what's, is there any that you've...


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[Assistant] Yeah, one Nate Blair. Cause that's, there's a Nate Blair.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I get asked my mom's maiden name for like security reasons.


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[Assistant] Aaron, have you ever considered voice acting if comedy doesn't work out?


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[Assistant] When I got back apparently Muhammad Ali had walked through the lobby of the athletic department. He was making a surprise visit to campus for some reason. He walked right past the ticket office.


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[Assistant] Stopped to say hello to everyone. So literally the best athlete in the history of the world decided to visit the one spot.


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[Assistant] That I'm stuck at for eight hours a day and decided to do it during the 15 minute window that I decided to leave. When I got back, it was unpacking all of the food. Carol said, Oh, Hey, you just missed Muhammad Ali.


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[Assistant] I thought she was talking in code about me to her coworkers and I looked at her perplexed. She repeated, you just missed Muhammad Ali. He just stopped by and shook everyone's hand. Nice man. Did you happen to pick up any extra tortilla shells?


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[Assistant] About a month later during lunch, I had this exact same scenario happen again while going, uh, to get Nate's mom's lunch. This time it was, uh, it was the rock. Thanks, Carol.


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[Assistant] I brought my own lunch for a year after that and not one famous person ever walked by. That's very funny. I do, I remember when Muhammad Ali came to


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[Assistant] High school, and then I graduated high school. My mom worked at Vanderbilt. Uh, people always ask why I'm at Big Vanderbilt.


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[Assistant] Fan, it was, we have very ties to Vanderbilt. Uh, Ronnie Barghetti coached to Vanderbilt, uh,


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[Assistant] In the 70's and then he was the color commentator, that's who you listen to.


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[Assistant] So my whole life, so like we had him, and then my mom worked in the ticket office for a while. So, uh, we always go to games. That's why I was going to every game. I mean, I could, but then, uh, so.


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[Assistant] Uh, let's read it, I want to see if this is, uh, Kelly B. Van Leet.


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[Assistant] That's a very bourgeois name. The Borgagorge.


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[Assistant] There's a school in Brentwood specifically for kids with dyslexia, Curry Ingram Academy.


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[Assistant] They have a testing center on campus that typically tests kids, but maybe Nate should give them a call. My daughter is a student there. I look forward to laughing during Nate Land every week. Nate Stead was my middle school math teacher. I have great memories of him performing magic tricks at school.


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[Assistant] I like, everybody that listens to this podcast is basically just people I grew up with. But it is, they're all wonderful people. Uh, you know what's funny? I've seen Curry Ingram Academy.


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[Assistant] Uh, and so yeaah, I wonder if they will. Maybe I can go there. Maybe I can run in there and they just do tests for kids, but I'm sure. I think I have the brain of a child. So I think I'll just be walking in line with all the kids. I don't know what we do, we go in.


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[Assistant] We're coming to the exit or something. Uh, is that what I?


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[Assistant] Last one, right? And then, uh, my uncle once had my aunt, Stephen Gremillion.


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[Assistant] My uncle once had my aunt bring home two half gallon tubs of Blue Bell vanilla ice cream. Before she left, he started eating out of one. He ate the whole thing, then he got into the other one.


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[Assistant] About a third of the way through, he realized he was going to be in trouble. So he finished the second one and then went to the store and bought two more to replace them. But he knew she wouldn't believe he didn't eat any.


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[Assistant] So he had to eat another half of one just to make it look convincing. Shout out to Uncle Mike. Uncle Mike's my kind of guy.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I mean, he just had to, I get it. Like you, uh.


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[Assistant] He goes, dude, because he's like, Doug's in a very, he's the Doug's who made the music that plays at the beginning of every episode. And, uh, he, uh,


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[Assistant] He's, he's very in shape. We golf a lot together. And then, uh,


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[Assistant] He's so, he's like, oh, when I go by Krispy Kreme, he's like, he says he could eat nine without a problem, like easy. But that's what everybody says.


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[Assistant] And I think everybody thinks they do more, but if you sit there and have to do it, it's like, yeah, I mean, could we eat 13 throughout the day? Yes. Could you?


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[Assistant] Oh, okay. Sugar guts me. That was the chocolate that was all on top of it.


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[Assistant] If you get a big spoon, that helps. A little spoon would get it tiring and annoying, but a big one.


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[Assistant] Uh, speaking of Doug, so I was going to say a couple of my things and mention what you guys have been up to. Just to catch up, this is the catch up portion of the podcast. Uh, so I had Doug's birthday, we golfed together and uh,


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[Assistant] And that tied my lowest round I've ever had. And we were, it was on Doug's birthday and we played and, uh, I was going into 16, I'm two under, 16th old. Uh, two birdies and a rest of pars.


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[Assistant] And I'm like, this is about to happen. And so we, then we catch this group. That's the slowest group I've ever seen in my life. And, uh, they just were driving.


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[Assistant] I mean, they were going backwards. They're looking for every ball. Every ball went out of bounds, like just, and we've already been kind of catching them for a while.


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[Assistant] But now when you get to 16, you're kind of past the point of passing them. And so.


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[Assistant] It's like, I messed up on 16. I, uh, his par three just hit it in the fringe. I ended up, I put it off from the fringe to the green. Wasn't a hard thing, but it was faster than I thought. Three putted, bogey 16. So I'm one under going to 17, 17, 18 are both par fives. This is Vanderbilt South.


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[Assistant] Now I'm even. And then I par 18, so I shot even par. 71. I've done that one other time.


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[Assistant] Uh, but I wanted to be 200. You want to say you shot in the sixties? And I was like, this can happen. And I was like, if I just pour out, like, I mean, I don't have to do anything hero. And, but it's like, man, when you, when you're waiting on a group and you're all you're thinking about is like, I'm almost there. If I, if I just don't mess up.


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[Assistant] Oh, they, it crushed us. It crushed us. So, but it was fun. It was a fun thing.


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[Assistant] Also, uh, I did shows through this jacket. I was with Jeff Foxworthy. I don't know, I'm reading it like, I was with, that's his name, Jeff Foxworthy. Jeffery Foxworthy? Jeff Foxworthy. Uh, and Jeff Foxworthy, uh, we did our shows together. We had the best time.


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[Assistant] Just such a fun hang. Dude, we hung out so much. We, uh, it was Justin Smith, uh, who I know y'all see a lot on the road with me, uh, you know, me, Justin, Travis.


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[Assistant] You can follow Travis on Instagram, I'll post something. He's starting to post some, uh,


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[Assistant] And then, uh, Jeff and Jeff's, uh, Jeff's buddy and we all like rode together. We drove from Lincoln, Nebraska. We drove to Lincoln, Nebraska. We stayed in Omaha and then drove to Sioux Falls and we were just in the car for a lot long times, which is just with comics is the greatest. Just talking comedy, like.


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[Assistant] Uh, just, it's, it's the, it's, I mean, it's the, it's the funnest man.


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[Assistant] It's something you wish you could, you know, I guess you do, you know.


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[Assistant] We're kind of recreating it here, I guess a little bit. It's like this, just trying to make jokes and like trying to be fun and like, so it's a, it's a little bit of, it's, it's kind of like this, but it's just, it's just awesome. And he's like such a great dude. And, uh.


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[Assistant] We did, uh, two shows, and I mean they were just great shows. Everybody came out, it was awesome. And I mean, it was fun. It was, uh, a ton of fun.


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[Assistant] I mean, he's done comedy, I think he said 37, I want to say 37 years.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, something like that. 38 years. It's like 20 years above me.


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[Assistant] Uh, so it's been around for, he's been around for just so long and he's done, I mean, in such a, I mean, an icon, you know, like just that name Foxworthy is just such a perfect name and it's, you just kind of, yeah, you just know him and I mean, he's just a fun, fun guy. I truly, truly had a lot of fun. So it was great.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I mean, you look at it like co-editing, but I was, I looked at it as also like I'm doing a show with him. You know, it's like always weird where you're like, you're like, well, I'm doing it with Fox, right? It's like kind of still his. I went first, I went last the first night. Uh, but he was, cause he, I mean, I was like, I'll go first both nights.


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[Assistant] Cause you usually ask when you co-headline. And I think if you're like in the same years or if it's like one of your.


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[Assistant] He said he was, he kept making fun cause he wants, he'll come do the podcast. And, uh, so he kept, uh, him and Justin kept, you know, he's like, I don't know why I can't. It was like, you know, Justin, did you get invited to the podcast? We're going to have Justin on, we're going to talk about Oklahoma.


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[Assistant] He'll come by. But he's a great hang, great stories, very funny stories. Uh, and so I'll write, yeah, if he comes on, we're having him tell some, like his, you know, I don't know, some great like comedy stories of just like working clubs back in the heyday of comedy and stuff, you know, eighties.


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[Assistant] And that whole scene. So yeaah, it was fun.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, yeah. I would love to know that. Uh, and then, uh, you guys, y'all did some stuff.


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[Assistant] So, well, what do we, do we have that clip? Do you have that clip to play? Yeah, yeah, I do. Let me play that just so I can be done. I do have. I also got to send this, this was very, uh, very, my sister's the one that told me about this. Uh, so if you listen to this, you can play, it's on uh, Heart to Heart, Kevin Hart and Jalen.


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[Assistant] Uh, it was very, very nice and very cool. And, uh, you know, I didn't know, I'm not interested in this too, yesterday, but it's, so he, but Jay, I've, I've met Jay before and then, uh, Jay has called me. He called me after this last special, uh, and was very, very nice and just talked in like,


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[Assistant] Just saying how much you liked and stuff. And that, I mean, that's like hanging out with Foxworthy, like Lin-O, it's like these are the guys that you're like, it's crazy to...


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[Assistant] I did think about this, this weekend. You remember the different, the tennis, the girl, what's the tennis girl that mental health, she like checked out for mental health. This is a topical.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Right. And then everybody was like, I get it. You're kind of like, then she came, then she had a Netflix TV show. She had all this other stuff. And I get like people being like, what are you talking about? You're checking out with no help.


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[Assistant] And then I just heard her say something. She goes, when I did that, I didn't think it was going to come as big of a deal as it was.


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[Assistant] And I do kind of get that, obviously not on the level that she's, where she's known and stuff, but I do get for her, she is like, I don't know how powerful my, what I say is.


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[Assistant] You, like you, cause that person, you don't, you only live in your world. So you're like, I don't know what other people, like, you know, unless you were, unless you're like the Beatles.


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[Assistant] Or something, like you would have no idea that you could be, not in the comparison. It just, I just, I never thought of it that way until I heard her say that. And I was like, I get that. Like I get, cause you could just think, you know, it's like when you do these, when I do shows and you go out and you think,


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[Assistant] You know, who are these people here to see? Cause it's hard for you to think it's you.


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[Assistant] Cause you're, you just know where you come from. So you go, wow, I can't.


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[Assistant] Make it. Like I'm not, you always have that in your head.


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[Assistant] And so you're like, no, this is not going to work out. You don't ever think, oh, I'm great at this and I'm going to be, and I'm the best, like I can make it because I'm the greatest at this. Now you could strive, you want to be that, you can do that, but you don't, it's hard to ever take yourself out of like, to even see what your worth would be.


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[Assistant] And so I, like when she said that, I actually kind of made sense. I was like,


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[Assistant] Yeah, she's like, I'm just a kid playing tennis, like I don't write.


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[Assistant] And she could be like, yeah, I didn't know. Cause she, I mean, she says, she goes, I think, uh, yeah, I probably made some mistakes. I've learned. All right. I can't. That's how she learned. I guess I can't say just anything.


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[Assistant] Cause it's going to get kind of, I didn't know I had that kind of power. You know, and I don't know. Especially blow up that fast. She was catching up to her fame.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yeah. It was, it just, when she said it that way, I don't know, it just struck me where I was like, Oh yeah. Yeah. Like it's hard for people to think that. Cause then at home you're like, you're famous and you know.


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[Assistant] You know you're famous, you know, you know, but to her, she's like, I, I don't know that I'm famous. Like I don't, you know, cause she's like, I still see Serena Williams and I'm like, God, can you like, she's famous. Like who am I? Like that's fame. That's, you know, uh,


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[Assistant] So like they, you see it with those ways. So like seeing that kind of stuff too, like you've seen those, it's still Jay Leno. You're like, it's Jay Leno. It's crazy.


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[Assistant] So, I am the, what's your name, Naomi?


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[Assistant] So you guys, uh, so Greg Garcia, who we've talked about on this show as well, a lot, uh, is a, uh, created everybody, uh, uh, my name is Earl. Everybody loves Raymond. He would like that. Raising hope. He created Seinfeld. Keep going. Raising hope.


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[Assistant] That's how you say that? I don't know. I don't, I'd have to, he's going to, I'll get him. He drives. He's someone that just drives across the country bases. It's all, most of his life is driving across the country.


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[Assistant] Like his kids are all kind of, some are living in other places and.


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[Assistant] And he'll just, he likes driving and he'll just be like, I'll just drive. Like, and you're like, just take a flight dude, just fly and be, you know, regular. And he goes, uh, I am regular. I'm just going to drive, leave at four in the morning and like have a 15 hour drive. Uh, but so Greg is, uh, he's got a new TV show that he's, uh, uh,


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[Assistant] I read the script when he first wrote it. I mean, Greg's one of the...


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[Assistant] I've never seen, not that, you know, and I've not seen a lot. So that's, so there's maybe a bunch more out there and Greg could be actually not good at all. And I'm, I could be like, wow, Greg's actually, so just be ready that I could come back with this and going, guys, I'll be honest with you, Greg.


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[Assistant] Uh, so, but Greg Garcia's also How I Met Tony Kornheiser, which is one of my...


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[Assistant] Fondest moments I've had in my career. Another one where Tony came to the show and mentioned it on PTI. Tony's coming to the show when I come to DC. Uh, so.


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[Assistant] Cause Greg worked on Tony Kornheiser's show. And then when he comes on, his career was pretty cool. Uh, but, so Greg got a new show.


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[Assistant] And so he, he texts me and then I meet him and talk a bunch and then he, uh, had you guys come out and you guys will be on the new show.


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[Assistant] Do you have a COVID mask over your animal electric thing? No, that's what the mask looks like.


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[Assistant] That's why Greg's great. It's like, Greg on our pilot helped a ton, uh, with Danielle Sanchez-Whitsell who show ran our pilot and she was in, so she brought Greg in. It was funny the first time I met Greg, she brings Greg in. I don't really know Greg. I didn't know everything.


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[Assistant] And, uh, I don't look into a lot of things. So like Greg, like, he like comes in, he's like telling me stuff. I'm like, this guy, who's this guy think he is? Uh, you know, he's like giving us, he basically rewrote the script and then, then you read his script and you're like,


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[Assistant] And he's, uh, and you're like, okay. And then everything we were trying to do, we had our episodes about spanking and we're like, we might show the spanking or something.


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[Assistant] You know, has that ever been shown on TV? He's like, yeah, I did it on, uh, I think Raising Hope or something. And you're like, he's done everything. Like where he's done, you know, Guestbook, which is on, uh, streaming, uh, as well as on TBS. Uh, and, uh, so, but yeah, he, he's that guy that would in the moment tell you, yo, this is, you know, you all right?


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[Assistant] They give you a, a one that's like, well, if he's gonna kill us, might as well kill us all quick. Yeah. Uh, they're, uh, yeah. I mean, what, who died? Uh.


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[Assistant] Brandon Crowe or what was that famous, the guy that died, it was a real gun. Oh, Bruce Lee's son. Yeah, Bruce Lee's son. Was it, or was it the movie Crowe? It was the movie. Oh, we thought it was a prop.


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[Assistant] And then, uh, so yeaah, I think they're very, like that's still, you know, just cause it's insane. Uh, and then there's someone probably in charge of that, that's just watching you do it.


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[Assistant] Craig my, uh, you wanna be like, what if I, you think I'd get a hat, no mask?


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's tough. I remember when we were, uh, just when our thing, like they'd come and throw you a joke and you'd have all these lines you have all memorized. And it's when you're actually shooting, you're like, oh, this could be.


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[Assistant] Go away immediately. You're like, I don't like that line. It's, it's weird coming out of your mouth. Like whatever it is, like it just doesn't feel right or like it's not, you know, it was a very funny line I thought, and then you're just, they're like, change it. Let's do something. And that's hard because you're like, yo dude, I don't know how to do this. And I'm, and I'm just trying to do it. So you had like three lines.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Well, the tone is set. That's what is great. You know, Greg is that it's the professional way of like when he comes to you and goes, look, I get, I take it as a compliment. It's a funny scene. There's a part of him that is like, I'm doing, I'm glad that you're laughing. But then like, just to be like, let's tighten it up. We, we have a, we're trying to run a show and we're trying to do this. And like, so that's what he brings is like, uh,


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[Assistant] You know, like I'm sure if, if it gets crazy, then it gets crazy. But there's like, I mean, they, the, the tone of him is, is how all of this gets done and then how, what they get out of everybody to let everybody know. Cause he's got to let everybody be like, no man, you can do it. You're, you're great at this dude. This is, you know, it's like that kind of stuff. Yeah. That's awesome, man.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we will, uh, keep all of you updated, uh, when that comes out. We'll let you know so we can all watch the show. Can't wait to see it.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, he, uh, yeaah, when he sent me the script, I saw it before he, very early.


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[Assistant] And it was like, oh, you're going to sell this. Like this is, it was such a good idea. And it was, the script was so good. Uh, and then I look, it's crazy to see like, he, I mean, he was like, uh, right when kind of COVID started and then like, he's already filmed. It's crazy.


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[Assistant] That's fun. Uh, alright, we're about to be done. And then you taped, uh, Howie Mandel's comedy all-stars?


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[Assistant] Crazy. Real Hollywood. I know. Yeah, both had some nice Hollywood weekend.


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[Assistant] That's the, that's all you want. I think in Hollywood is all you want to go. I'm, you know, that's where it's all about.


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[Assistant] Uh, I would always say that about some of the times in the comedy. Like the New York comedy scene was so great about it as it would be.


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[Assistant] You'd be like, and maybe it could be just the beginning of your career, but you just would talk about your jokes. Like you'd be like, you got anything going? You're like, I got a couple of new jokes, but that's about it. Like, and it only meant jokes and you were just like, I need some new stuff. I feel like I'm doing only doing old stuff.


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[Assistant] And, uh, when you get to LA and it's all like, what do you got going on? You know, someone's like, well, I'm writing this TV show. I'm writing it. Like it's all this kind of like job stuff. And I remember you're like, that's no fun. Like that's not, you know, it was fun just to talk about the jokes, like being funny. Uh.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah. LA's all about that. But that's, and so that's, that's the perfect weekend you can have there.


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[Assistant] Uh, you either want to be going on the road or you want to be, I mean, doing that's even bigger when you go, I'm shooting a.


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[Assistant] Greg Garcia's new, he's got a new TV show. And you're like, oh wow. And you're going to Pittsburgh. Yeah. It's like two days, two day shoot or something like that, you know.


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[Assistant] Greg didn't pay for any of that so he made me, he gave me $40 gas money. So I just put, I don't fill it up and I just keep the...


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[Assistant] With, uh, just breakfast this morning and then, uh, Aaron got here. And so, I mean, that's just been all day long.


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[Assistant] There's a, uh, comedy club in Providence, Rhode Island, uh, that I've been to a bunch. Uh, I'm thinking, I'm blanking on the name, but, uh, and I know those guys that, uh, I don't know why it's, uh, but it's, uh, uh, Google the Providence, Rhode Island comedy club.


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[Assistant] Comedy Connection. Comedy Connection, yep. And then, uh, so it's a bank vault. It's an old bank. And so your green room is the vault.


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[Assistant] That's fine. That's what made me think of that. Uh, but uh, yeah, Comic Connection. Yeah, great, great club.


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[Assistant] So you had a big Hollywood weekend, sold out show, you know, what'd you do Friday, Saturday?


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Look at that. You guys are going out and supporting.


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[Assistant] That's awesome. That's cool. Grand Ole Opry. And then you're doing that and then your first pitch.


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[Assistant] Alright, so that's it. This is comments and what do we say? Catching up. Catching up.


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[Assistant] Uh, in Memphis when we went to go eat, he ate like, he ate a vegetarian thing. But this was the.


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[Assistant] After, you know, it just says right there. Oreo McFlurry, large fries, 10 piece chicken nuggets, double quarter pound cheese, and a Big Mac.


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[Assistant] That's, that's, he's putting in work. I respect it. That's like, you know how happy you gotta be when you get that? And you're like, dude, this is the best. The best.


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[Assistant] And you're just getting deep there. Ah, look, he did great. He's awesome.


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[Assistant] Uh, alright, uh, that's it. Next week, uh, we will be, uh, somewhere back to normal. So.


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[Assistant] All right. And then now I'm on tour. The tour starts September 9th, Greenville, South Carolina.


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[Assistant] Uh, is where it begins and we will be rolling and going from there. Uh, so, yeah, I'll see you there. Thanks guys.


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[Assistant] Hello folks, welcome to the Nate Land Podcast. I'm Nate Bargetzi, uh, Aaron Weber, Brian Bates are both dead. Oh, that's always them. That's how people know that we had to record this one. Uh, you know, had to pre-record it. Uh huh. Otherwise, and I mean, look. You're a pretty good movie.


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[Assistant] Well, who knows y'all both might be dead by the time this comes out, you know, then we're going to be, so maybe this is a farewell.


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[Assistant] Farewell episode. Farewell episode. Brian and the squirrels finally came to, uh, squirrels got him.


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[Assistant] And then gout was spread. It was after your baseball throw. And that's when you go, it felt weird off the mound. You never have pushed off in that direction. Right. And so when you pushed off the mound, you were like, I felt something, I felt a sensation. You feel, does gout, does gout have a sensation?


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[Assistant] Uh, alright, this week since we did, uh, we got some comments, uh, to start it off. Uh, some general, very general comments. Uh, Peter Sneddon. I love how the chat between you all is clean, but still brutal. I'm a Scottish police officer and like comics. We are ruthless to each other. So your humor is right up my street. Yeah. I see. I like that too. Cause it is, it's all it is, is like being, that's the best idea about being clean too.


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[Assistant] You can be clean and it doesn't have to have this stigma on it, you know? It's like yea dude, you're just not cursing.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's sometimes what people kind of think and you're like, no, no, no, just, I just don't curse. Like, you know.


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[Assistant] Uh, but yeah, cops, I'd imagine, I mean, Scottish police officers, they're not even allowed to have guns, right? What do they have?


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[Assistant] They're ruthless to each other. Yeah, they're ruthless to you. You're just sitting back. Uh, John Goad, this week at a, uh, this week at work, a guy walked past me and a buddy on the way in.


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[Assistant] He got a little ways away, turned around and said, hello folks, remembering the secret greeting of the folks. I probably yelled back, let's go folks. He kind of laughed and kept walking. I asked him later how long he's been listening to Nightland. He looked at me blankly and said, what's that? He's never heard the podcast and he clarified that he said slow pokes.


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[Assistant] When creating a title for a special or a tour, do most comics try to connect the title to their content or theme for that show? Well, this one, The Great East African American came out, then we talk about it on here.


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[Assistant] And so that title, The Greatest American, which is something I've always said.


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[Assistant] And then I just talked about it here and then with Netflix, we were kind of thinking of a title. They are trying to think.


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[Assistant] I, look, yeah, if you're, if you're Bill Burr and you're, you know, and you're the top comic working, I mean, if I wanted to fight, if I was like, hey, I want this title to be, you know, whatever it is, uh,


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[Assistant] I could probably fight for the title, but I mean, you talked to Netflix 2 to go, they look at it as like an algorithm kind of thing. And so you're trying to come up with a title that's


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[Assistant] The Tennessee kid was like, all right, you wouldn't, you would get what that, before you click it. Cause they're, they're betting.


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[Assistant] Not everybody's going to know who I am versus Bill Burr. You're probably there because you're a Bill Burr fan. And so his title, his title can be kind of whatever it wants because it's like, you know, we're, we're basically just lucky to have him put this special out with us. And for me, they kind of go.


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[Assistant] Like look, if I raised a fit about it and I was like, no, the title has to be like, if I went crazy, I'm sure they would be like, okay. But I've go into it a little more like, well, I'm going to listen to them.


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[Assistant] And they look at it as like the Tennessee kid is like, before they click it, you go, Oh, I get what this is. The greatest average American is I think the best title. That's like one that you might be like, Oh, what is this? Like, uh, you know, let me see this.


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[Assistant] No, a lot of times, there was times, I think people do that, and I think a lot of people would do that, and I thought when I first started, I would do it, when I did Full Time Magic or Yelled Out By A Clown, those were both something in the thing, but I felt like those titles kind of worked.


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[Assistant] So sometimes you are getting to the joke and it's like, oh, that's why it's called this. And the thing's kind of disconnected. You don't know why. Maybe you're going to see why they called it that.


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[Assistant] But the way we've been going with this now with Netflix, it's kind of like, it's just kind of like,


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[Assistant] What's that word encapsulate? Is that it? Uh, just like the person you're watching, like, you know, I'm a kid from Tennessee kid. I'm just from Tennessee and you're like, okay. And then you watch it. You're like, yeah, yeah, guys from Tennessee and like you're, you know, and so it's like that kind of thing.


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[Assistant] I haven't thought of it like that. I might be. I might be.


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[Assistant] He was Mr. Universe. Yeah. That's a good title.


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[Assistant] You just gotta, it just comes, like it just ends up. The Greatest Average American is, uh, I was very happy with that one.


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[Assistant] But you know my tour, like my tour I can do whatever I want. So the tour is called Good Prom to Have Tour.


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[Assistant] Which is, I always try to have a joke about that, but I never did.


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[Assistant] Uh, I never could, maybe I will one day, but uh, it's a, I've been trying to mess with it. I can't figure out how to do it.


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[Assistant] Hasn't clicked yet. Uh, and then so, and then this tour that's, uh, out now that I'm doing now, the rain check tour. And that was just, it was like, and then our, the poster is very cool. So windshield wiper.


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[Assistant] My girlfriend went into labor and on the way to the hospital, she couldn't stand the sound of her own agonizing groans. So she told me to put on some background noise. I came to YouTube and clicked on the first podcast in my watch later playlist. And after 20 minutes of watching Nate land, she asked me, what are they even talking about?


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[Assistant] The only response I could think of in the moment was, well, I mean, nothing really. Needless to say, she looked confused and went back to groaning, doing the pain. And I went back to listening to the best podcast about nothing. Thanks for the many laughs guys.


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[Assistant] Welcome your child to the earth. Yeah, congrats.


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[Assistant] They had, we were just talking about this weekend, Laura's, uh, uh, sister, step-sister, Jenny, uh, with her, her son, uh, Dalton, he's in a, he's in a band. He plays, uh, in the band at high school. And so one day they like went to their, back to their band camp and their band teacher started playing that, playing my special.


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[Assistant] And so he was like, are y'all doing this as like a joke or something? And they, but they were like, no, they didn't know. And they said the guy didn't know that like, I mean, that's my nephew. Like, so Dalton, so we took a picture yesterday to show him that.


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[Assistant] It was real, but I was in, I was told Dalton, this is the version, I told Dalton I'm going to come to his class. I was like, I'll tell everybody how I'm, how we became family. Cause I was with, I was when Dalton was born. He's 16 now and, uh,


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[Assistant] We walked in, his mom was like, they're about to give birth. I'm dating Laura. Like, we're not married.


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[Assistant] And I don't know, I go in the room. I thought we were like, oh, they had the baby. We go in the room. Like I'm not even in this family yet.


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[Assistant] And then I walk in and you're like, oh, she's about to have the baby.


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[Assistant] And so I'm like, I don't think I'm supposed to be. And I just like, remember just like kind of hitting the wall and just kind of being like trying to get out of the curtain. I was like, this is.


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[Assistant] I'm not supposed to be just in this. Like why am I in here? Like I just was following people along like the line. Like you just follow line. Oh, we go in here now? Okay.


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[Assistant] I was like, oh, yeah, we're already, okay. Like, you know, everybody was in and out of there.


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[Assistant] Yeah. You guys are, you're not watching TV, right? You're not paying attention to it at least. You don't care what's on. We'll put it on mute. Yeah. So, so Dalton's, uh,


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[Assistant] Band director. I was there before he came out. I've been there since he is his whole life.


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[Assistant] Tyler Brown, I just got back from a road trip with my wife and four kids where we drove from California to North Carolina and back. Good night.


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[Assistant] It was the only thing we listened to that the whole family agreed on. My question is this, do I continue listening every week at our bank up?


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[Assistant] The episodes for the next year, we make the same 74 hour drive. What a, y'all gotta be, that's very funny.


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[Assistant] Uh, what a drive. That's a fun drive. Wife and four kids. Poof. Wow. I mean they, that's a strong family.


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[Assistant] I mean, to do that, so you can have 74 hour drive, do they just go there and touch and then get in the car and go back?


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[Assistant] Can you imagine getting to North Carolina and then you gotta, we gotta do that again?


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[Assistant] It's going to be two, once the kids get, once they're like, can fly alone, they're going to be like, dad, can you just buy us a ticket back? I'll do half the drive with you. He's like, no, we got to do it together. 74 hours. You'll appreciate America.


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[Assistant] That's a story you can just see as kids later in life being like, how was it growing up? You're like, my dad made us drive. Every year we drove across the country and back and people were going to be like, what?


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[Assistant] And then he said, I'm gone. I died actually. There's just you and Aaron. Uh, this chair is empty.


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[Assistant] Uh, what's going on? I saw the Kramer Merv Griffin. You know when I buy the cereal from the bottom and put it in the box? I can't tell you the difference.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. You said rip the label off? I can't tell the difference. This show's hit rock bottom.


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[Assistant] Is it when you're thinking about a co-host? I don't hear that. Yanks that cord. That pops it in the mouth.


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[Assistant] And, uh, he actually, you see him, like, he, it cuts him.


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[Assistant] He rips his, when he pulls, Kramer pulls the cord out, the cord, it's the Merv Griffin episode, great episode, and pops and hits him in the lip. And I think I've watched him talk about it. Like, I mean, it, it like busted his lip. You see him like go, but he just plows through.


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[Assistant] Well, that's when they all sit and they start starting the car and the car won't start. They all start laughing. And so you, if you see it, you see them all turn away from the camera because they're all like. Cause that wasn't supposed to happen. I don't think so. I don't think it was.


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[Assistant] And then it was, uh, and so they did, but he wanted to carry the full weight of, they were like, just carry a box around and he goes, no, I want to carry that.


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[Assistant] Actual weight of the thing, because it's funnier.


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[Assistant] Well, they're both, they're both, we, we always would talk about Seinfeld together. And so we'd always text her out of me, me, Joe and Norman could just, we would text just like one line of Seinfeld. I mean, I've talked about Seinfeld with Joe and Mark more than


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[Assistant] Probably anybody. There's another, Salva Kana. There's another big Salva guy. We could just talk. We could, you know, talk about it all day. We love it.


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[Assistant] Uh, Jen S. Break, I was watching this night show a few years ago when you were on there. I thought, wow, he has the same last name as my eighth grade homeroom teacher at Cooper Town Elementary School.


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[Assistant] When you start talking about working at Opera Land in Tennessee, I thought, he kind of looks like my eighth grade teacher. I paused my TV, went and dug out my yearbook. Sure enough, there you were in Miss Wilson's third grade class.


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[Assistant] Coopertown. I went there, I think third and...


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[Assistant] Second and third grade or third and fourth grade? Who is this teacher? Your dad? Uh, my dad taught there.


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[Assistant] And I, so I, I mean, so my dad taught there for a while. And so she was, I mean, she was going there when I was in third grade. I only went two grades to Cooper town. Uh, but, uh, my dad taught there for a long time. My dad, they could paddle. I was reckoning they could paddle. My dad paddled.


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[Assistant] Cause I always thought the kids, no one wanted to get paddled by my dad. I just always thought, I live with this guy.


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[Assistant] Like it was just, I'd never understood it. I'm like, you don't want to get paddled. Like in my head, I'm like, yeah, these grown kids don't want, I have to live there. This was paddling was a-okay at that point. I mean, you could, he had a, you know, kids would sign it. It was a big wood paddle.


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[Assistant] I mean, it's so crazy. You would think we grew up in the forties, which in Coobertown was like farther out. There was kids at Coobertown. They'd missed school for like tobacco season. Like they're, they all lived on a lot of them live on farms and like, so they had to work and, uh,


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[Assistant] And, uh, I remember they, there was. Robertson County. Robertson County. Yeah. And, uh, we drove that whole drive, the drive out there. Those were like my, I feel like I learned everything, like everything.


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[Assistant] Every grown, every grown up dad conversation that has to happen with your son was all, cause we had a 45 minute drive and it all happened on that.


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[Assistant] Bridget Haidt. I never thought I would be saying this, but I'm pretty sure your podcast may have helped me get into medical school. I recently took the MCAT, Medical College Admission Test. I'm the only one that needs to know that probably. And one of the passages was about the philosopher Zeno and his paradoxes.


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[Assistant] I automatically remembered Aaron's description of this philosopher during the philosophy episode and was able to skim through this passage and answer the questions quickly. I know all the folks joke about how this podcast is about nothing, but I'm truly thankful for Aaron and Nate's discussion and how to help me on my exam. Also shout out to Breadbox for his research too.


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[Assistant] That's the real deal. I don't remember that conversation. I would not, if I had, well I would never be in a position to have that test. That's the, that's where my smarts are.


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[Assistant] But I wouldn't, cause I'm not gonna be, I don't even remember these conversations. And I talk about them. But I would not...


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[Assistant] Nate should raise money for dyslexia by sponsoring a Nate Barghetti K5 race. That's funny. That's funny.


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[Assistant] Should be 5k. What if I didn't get the joke? Hey, five race. I'm like, that makes sense. It's funny. It would have been funnier if it said five. I think you're.


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[Assistant] Abe Callard. Abe Callard. This feels like another Callard boys.


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[Assistant] The Blanchard family, the Blanchards and the Cowards. I feel like they would have had problems. And they're just, yeah, the Cowards are menace to this town. The Cowards and the Blanchards and then high school, they all got sent to the same school. Right.


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[Assistant] And then it was like, so they had to have a truce.


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[Assistant] Chaos in the holidays. The beginning of it was chaos. The Blanchards and the Cowards. But then they had to have a truce.


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[Assistant] And then the truth was they both did chaos to everybody. So it's all chaos, but they just did it together.


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[Assistant] Like the Blanchard would, you know, the Blanchard gets behind him on the ground and the Callard pushes the guy over. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Casual drive. Casual drive and stop for lunch in a small town called Bargaysa.


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[Assistant] I was wondering, is this the Barghetti ancestral hometown? And if so, have you ever gone back to connect with your roots? I don't know. I mean, I think we're in Northern Italy.


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[Assistant] Uh, like border, like, I think Switzerland, right? Is on top of Italy?


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[Assistant] That's when I did the 23andMe, that's what they said. But again, my cousin Ronnie, he says that's ridiculous. And so, I go with him. What do they know? You know? Uh. Think about it.


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[Assistant] It's, uh, yeah, we are Northern. I, I need to, I would love to look into our family and some of it. Uh, but we, I think we were Northern Italy and like switch the border.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeaah, that'd be crazy. What if I have a town? That'd be pretty fun.


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[Assistant] Uh, I don't think we ever had to name Barragheza. You're just huge over there. Yeah, like they're like, ah, he found us. What, they don't want me to find them? And that's why they changed it just enough.


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[Assistant] Is that where they made bolognese pasta? Is that where, is it from that town?


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[Assistant] Wouldn't it? I didn't know Bolognese was a town.


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[Assistant] They don't do, this is a fraud baloney, uh, Tennessee. You can go there.


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[Assistant] Mustard County, uh, it's pretty good. Fried bologna is unbelievable. I had one the other day with Jeff Foxworthy. Yeah. Like a nice one. Uh, they had it. Yeah. I don't know. No, no. But he was great. Yeah. The fry bologna is so good. Uh,


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[Assistant] Hello folks, just curious, has Nate ever opened for Brentwood?


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[Assistant] I was at the show when he got his CD taped at Xanny's, but I did not know Nate at the time. I remember someone dry opening for him and now I have convinced myself it was Nate. Just want to be able to say I saw him when he was an open, an opener without lying. Uh, did I get to do your CD? Yeah, yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fellow folk before it's time.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he did. He saw, he saw me be open. Yep. Yep.


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[Assistant] I found it really endearing that Nate and Aaron continue to ask follow up questions and Bob's leg continues to perfectly.


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[Assistant] Comfortably replying, I don't know.


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[Assistant] No desire to read anything past the first sentence of the Google search. Bobcat is like the first part of Snopes where someone makes a claim, but then you have to pay to figure out if it is true or just something your uncle made up.


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[Assistant] Yeah. You know, I don't know. That'd be a good, this is a great question. Mary Armbruster. Bruster. Armbruster. Mary. Armbruster. I wonder if she married into that name.


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[Assistant] No, that's what I mean. Then you, you're making fun of their name though, the Arm Brewsters. Arm Brewsters could be, I mean, one of them went to Notre Dame.


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[Assistant] He said it's more common than he likes. So he's saying he doesn't like the name Armbruster and he wishes it wasn't around as much as it is.


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[Assistant] Which is a much nicer way than saying like. You're right. You're right. Should've sat on that for a bit. The merry arm-brooster. Nah.


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[Assistant] Uh, I'm seeing Nate's show in Columbus at the end of October and this is my official plea for Aaron and Brian to join him. You might not want Aaron. The next day is the Ohio State versus Penn State football game and I'd love to take you guys. Look at that dude. Guess who she's not taking now.


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[Assistant] Where is, uh, yeah, I'm down. It's in Columbus. Do we have something in the next day?


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[Assistant] As long as I don't have something the next day is the only thing. If there's another show. I think that's the end of the weekend. Yeaah. That'd be great. Yeaah. I'll stay in Penn State.


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[Assistant] I'd love to go to that. See your hot state game? Oh yeaah.


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[Assistant] Uh, James Franklin. We call James Franklin.


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[Assistant] I've done shows for them. I would know, like if we saw each other, I don't know, I'm gonna text him or something.


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[Assistant] Do you have any recommendations on how to dress? We have been thinking about it since your Reno show. I like that.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. I mean, this is very flattering. I don't know if anybody's, y'all would be the only people in America doing this.


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[Assistant] Uh, which is a good thing to be original. Yeah. Sammy and Kate, I think you got to decide if you want to go old school.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yeah. And so, I mean, obviously if you see it on my Instagram.


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[Assistant] Yeah. And then you gotta go, you know, the, the, where we're at now, which is good. Cause two different looks. Some Vandy gear. Which is perfect. Some Vandy gear. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Someone is going to get to dress awesome and someone's not. So that's, that's, that's, that's, that's what the problem is going to be. It's like, you got to go through and because I mean, someone's got to really belowed up for this, you know, shave their head.


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[Assistant] Who's it going to be, Sammy or Kate? Sammy or Kate? How committed are you to this?


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[Assistant] Uh, yeah, that's awesome. I mean, I would love to see it. Uh, if you, if we can see some pictures, uh, we'd love to, we'd love to see it, see how it played out. Uh, all right. Uh, that's it for the comments.


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[Assistant] To receive your first month of treatment for free, that's keeps.com slash Nate. To get your first month free, keeps.com slash.


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[Assistant] I know some of you are sleeping on some saggy old mattress at night. That's what I did when I was young.


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[Assistant] We've had a lot of people sleep in our matches. In the guest room, we went with Dusk, Lux, L-U-X-E.


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[Assistant] Uh, which is great because I know I talk about you want to buy your own one for you, but even if you buy one that you know a lot of people are going to sleep on, they have a mattress for that that you can, you can do both. But if this is for your own mattress, buy one that's built for you. That's the privilege you get of having your own mattress.


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[Assistant] Two minute sleep quiz and they will match you to a custom mattress that will give you the best sleep of your life. And you can take that quiz if it's going in a guest room and you just think alright.


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[Assistant] I know his son, I believe, is a comedian. Really? Uh, yeah.


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[Assistant] So he, uh, no, not him, but he hosted at one point. Yeah. Yep. Louis Anderson hosted. Look at Richard Dawson. This is a comedian son.


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[Assistant] I'm typing comedian, so, like, someone's again, uh, uh, I'm blanking.


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[Assistant] Yeah. It's, well look, I mean, for the times now, it's insane, but you gotta, I mean, at this point, these games, like Famous Feud is a famous show, but back then,


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[Assistant] You have to like, realize like, I feel like the show was like, there's not much on TV.


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[Assistant] What was that? Press your luck? Press your luck.


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[Assistant] I wonder, did you get mad? Like, you gotta be like, oh.


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[Assistant] I would think, A, that's gotta be good for your game show. It's cause that's all anybody's gonna talk about.


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[Assistant] Unless you think, people think it's rigged and then they're like, whatever. But then you just say what you did, alright, then we gotta fix it where it's not.