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[Assistant] Hey, let's have 15 shows where they're just horrible and then one happy outcome every season maybe.


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[Assistant] Speaking of the great, uh, Renfeld? Is that what it's called? Is that Dracula's buddy?


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[Assistant] The guy that's in the grate, the guy that plays Peter or whatever, he's Dracula's sidekick. And he's great. Gotcha.


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[Assistant] Cause a lot of things now are subscriptions.


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[Assistant] I spent a lot of time in Sydney at their immigration offices.


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[Assistant] They were super friendly, yeah. I got x-rays, I got all this stuff. Free x-rays. X-rays? Yeah, if you're going there, because I was going there.


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[Assistant] Cause I'd have all my paperwork in a binder. You know me, I'm organized.


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[Assistant] Just the organization is absurd. I don't think I ever went there and got a bad piece of chicken. Like you go anywhere else and it'll just be like something shriveled up, mostly bread, something horrible. It's always thick and meaty and juicy.


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[Assistant] And then everyone has been like super nice to you. Yeah, yeah, it's part of the, part of the package. Go into Hardee's. See what happens. Fuck you. That's what they say. Hey, how you doing?


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[Assistant] What if they had leases instead of marriages, like, uh, you know?


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[Assistant] You're talking about a relationship, right? Relationship just like a lease. Why are you paying for it?


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[Assistant] I don't think it costs anything, I think you just sign up for a six year, ten year.


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[Assistant] It's uhm, yeaah. It's frustrating. But again, I don't have to run it. It can't be easy to run.


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[Assistant] Why? What? Maybe that'll be next. I feel like a lot of things have gotten easier over the years. DMV for sure.


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[Assistant] I like the idea of a boss fight being not just you in an arena with a boss, but like, remember Poppy's playtime? Vaguely. When he was running and he was in the vents and the thing was chasing him and he was trying to get away? Like a boss fight like that where you're running, you're hiding, you get to another room, find some ammo, you're not just in an arena fighting. You've got like a cat and mouse chasing


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[Assistant] Because you could be out of ammo, he's on your tail, boom, you're running through the vents, slide through the chute. Ah, there's ammo, great, it's back on. Okay, yeah, no, I mean.


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[Assistant] Well, I'm not just saying, is it similar to that? I'm saying wouldn't that be- It's not exactly like that, no. But I'm also saying, wouldn't that be cool? It would be cool. Wouldn't that be great?


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[Assistant] I feel like you need people in there, you need to kinda do a versus. Cause the uh, the threats in game didn't seem, cause I killed a bear pretty easily, just by getting him stuck in a log.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I ran past the log and was like, okay, then you just got stuck in it.


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[Assistant] Did Ubisoft come out with one or? Maybe, I don't know. Some big developer had a version.


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[Assistant] But we know a lot about each other. I feel like we'd be good at games like that.


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[Assistant] You play, whatever it's called, right? You play, yeaah. We have games when you play. We have accounts.


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[Assistant] We'd also be good at like a newlywed type game or something where just, it is about how much you know about each other.


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[Assistant] I don't know, I feel like his wand was just a, it wasn't anything special was it? Wasn't it just a wand they had in the back or something? It was in the back.


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[Assistant] You don't need new friends. You've got good friends. Simon, you need new friends.


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[Assistant] Put little GoPros on your hat, so you can see your angle.


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[Assistant] What if we did those things where you, you know, people strap a GoPro to their dog and they go to work or whatever? We just, I don't know, we could do one to Simon. And then we just see what he does when we're not around him.


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[Assistant] You just bring us the footage, you know, after the weekend, and we go through it.


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[Assistant] You can just skim, just skim and go, okay, sleeping, sleeping, bathroom. Oh, he must be masturbating.


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[Assistant] Oh, he's not happy with what's on the sandwich. Yup.


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[Assistant] Right, and? You think it's bad? If I see someone with a small dog, it doesn't reel me in. I'm like, man, you know they make those in big ones, right?


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[Assistant] I think it's easier. It's not. They're smarter.


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[Assistant] They don't go crazy sometimes in there.


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[Assistant] So, like a big dog, you can pretty easily train just to walk right beside you. You don't need a leash. You can communicate with them easier.


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[Assistant] Yes, you just don't- I feel like usually little dogs are crazy.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but there's a 95% chance your animal's gonna love you if you get a dog. If you get a cat, you're probably less than 50% there.


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[Assistant] I hope you get a cat like, like Ella. Yeaah, she hisses at everything. Just hates, hates you no matter what you do. Oh, you're trying to feed me? You suck. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Well, she can't talk, so gotta communicate somehow, I guess. Yep.


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[Assistant] Should I open this letter? I've already opened it, but we get, we get fan mail from time to time. This one is from, I think, uh, does that say Mika? I think it's Mika.


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[Assistant] Okay, so it's I can't read all the handwriting. Yep. I think it's pretty sure it's Mika, but there's a few questions on here. Oh Shoot. Uh, question one. I think it's what are you guys's favorite shows?


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[Assistant] I don't know if that's our shows that we make, or uh, just shows.


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[Assistant] Alright, what made y'all start a YouTube?


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[Assistant] I feel like there's diff- like today people start entertaining people because that's what you do. But we did it before there was a way to do it.


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[Assistant] So we were always making videos, we were on public access, which is ridiculous. Just trying to get people to, hey we made a funny thing, check it out.


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[Assistant] So yea. We're just making stuff and putting it out there and just... When YouTube came along, I was like, finally!


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[Assistant] I like a, I dunno, if I had to pick something, wraps. Wraps are convenient, aren't they?


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[Assistant] Yeah, well, I do get a Mediterranean chicken wrap twice a week. There you go.


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[Assistant] Grilled chicken, hummus, some vegetables, I like kalmata. Kalmata, yeaah. That sounds good. What is your favorite, let's see, wait a minute, how'd you get your names? We've answered that a lot. Yeah. Uh, Neebs from Dralis & Associates, Abshro's is dumb, Simon's comes from, uh, Simon Belmont from Battlefield Friends.


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[Assistant] I think it says, what is your favorite song and song artist? Foo Fighters!


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[Assistant] There ya go. Hey, I got a butterscotch for ya. There ya go. I'll take you Bobby Jackson.


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[Assistant] Because he's feeling sick. Yeaah, that's why we're all separate here, and if anything sounds weird, we're sorry. People get sick.


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[Assistant] Okay, cause I haven't seen anything and I can't and it's so maddening to not watch.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, yeaah. It's gonna be one of those, like rust for, uh, you know, when we did the rust thing. It was kinda bingey, we didn't wanna know.


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[Assistant] Listen, for certain reasons, based on our last recording, I know stuff.


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[Assistant] A little bit, but that's all I'm gonna say. So yeah, good for you. Glad you touched our wall.


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[Assistant] There we go. Okay, we got some options.


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[Assistant] Well, you know what, if Simon's cool with it, cause Simon and I go way back, uhm, yeaah, I'll do the wide mouthed Gatorade tactic, if you're cool with that. Yeaah, I'm fine with that. Cool.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but I'll bring in some, uh, some paper towels. How bad are you at paying? I'm a really good peer. I'm a really good peer.


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[Assistant] Listen, Ark, it's, I don't, I want nothing spoiled, guys. I'm, I'm worried about you over there. Worried about your little beady little eyes. What's funny is you.


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[Assistant] It's unforgiving. Like, there's a lot of wildlife out there.


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[Assistant] Perfect. That's perfect. Ah, shit. But it's been fun, uhm, it's really interesting because


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[Assistant] Obviously on the other side of things, Simon and I have a lot less to worry about at the moment.


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[Assistant] Without you knowing some things, and I'm not going to say anything, but uhm, one of your hopes and dreams came true.


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[Assistant] So, there you go. No, no, no, you don't know about it. I'll tell you at a different time.


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[Assistant] I, I wish I liked playing like the actual gameplay, how it plays better. I don't know. I wish it felt like Warzone.


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[Assistant] I wanna do alone-ish so bad again, like I feel you dude, I want- I need- I have redemption to have that motherfucker.


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[Assistant] Oh, you're talking alone. I thought you were talking to Russ. No, no, I die in a lot of stuff. I die in a lot. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Right. I kinda hate our castle. I feel like it's too much.


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[Assistant] It's gaudy, it's hard to navigate, it feel like, the amount of circles.


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[Assistant] God, if I could count the amount of times I've just run around looking for the one thing that I would've, you know, it's, uh,


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[Assistant] There's like, I think we have a Keurig. I didn't know they had a Keurig.


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[Assistant] Anyway, shit talking is a lot harder when you're via Zoom or Discord, isn't it? Not as fun.


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[Assistant] Aside from that, uh, you guys saw the beginning of Ranch Sim, and one thing I can tell you about Ranch Sim, if you haven't checked it out, check it out. It slowly... falls into a...


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[Assistant] A dark place for a ranch simulator game. You wouldn't expect it to, to go where it's going.


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[Assistant] It is a series. There will be uhm, at least six. I do know that.


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[Assistant] It was. It was a good size, it was a lot more chill, but it was still obviously a success. I'm sure exactly what they wanted. It was nice.


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[Assistant] Yep, we saw Ponyline. And a lot of you sons of bitches as well. It was perfect.


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[Assistant] Yeah, one night I did, uh, with Daniel, uh, it was the se- last night we, we made our way down as everything was closing and, uh, it was, it was very entertaining. So, an interesting little...


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[Assistant] Fight almost break up between two girls. One girl thought one girl was budging in line or cutting in line at the empanada truck.


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[Assistant] Them. By the way, it was a weird thing. Just drunk dumb shit.


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[Assistant] I was just about to bring that up. I've had two pairs of jeans in my life that...


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[Assistant] Just drop on their own over time. And that is not a good pair of jeans.


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[Assistant] Yep, taking pictures of folks. Man, you are such a fool.


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[Assistant] You need a good stretchy jean though. You need a good stretchy jean. That's gonna help ya. And your zip.


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[Assistant] It's such a pain in the ass. I remember looking at a couple comments, I was like, oh, that's a good question. Oh, someone responded. And then you open it up and you're like, congratulations! Like, fuck. They are everywhere. It's super annoying.


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[Assistant] And it was doing the reset thing or the update or whatever the hell.


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[Assistant] I'm loving it. That's awesome. I'm happy to hear that.


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[Assistant] Cause you guys are playing the game as intended and we're in a different situation, which is obviously by design as well.


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[Assistant] But uhm, I'm glad you guys are like, cause if you guys aren't in your situation, it's...


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[Assistant] Everybody calm down. Everybody calm down. Calm down. You signed an NDA.


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[Assistant] I haven't been out in that part of, uh, man, I hope he's still out there crushing it. I haven't been out there in a while where I used to run into him.


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[Assistant] You asked that thing. I'm kind of in the air now.


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[Assistant] Got a bunch of mind readers out here, but there's only so many things you can do, you know.


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[Assistant] But yeaah, you heard what I said though. I mean Simon and I have talked about things.


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[Assistant] We're not just sitting there doing nothing, guys.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you set it out this week and I'm still telling you to shut the fuck up.


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[Assistant] Just, envy, huh? I wanna do that. What? You smell someone, like I gotta...


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[Assistant] Yeah, do you think it's like based on visually or the catching like a little chemical whiff?


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[Assistant] I would think with. Or the combo, it's just hard to say. Unless you're gonna ask a dog.


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[Assistant] Like what made you want to poop right there when he was pooping? What made you want to do that? Was it a, you know?


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[Assistant] That's Emma. She hides behind bushes. Yeaah. Really? Mhm. Yeaah. She doesn't make it a spectacle for anyone. I kinda love it.


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[Assistant] Poppy's, uh, black fur, right? Yeah. Thank God she doesn't have white fur.


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[Assistant] I tell you, has anyone, uh, ever bought, I mean, I should do more research. So, three years ago, it's probably over three years ago, I bought, um, Rage Against Machine tickets.


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[Assistant] And that show's now coming back up finally. I was like, I just thought they were lost and I got pretty good seats. Like once COVID hit, I was like, shit. You know, what do you...


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[Assistant] We didn't know how things were gonna go. You know, is that show gonna ever come back? You don't know. You know?


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[Assistant] So now, uhm, it's gonna be in two weeks. I think it's on the 31st. And, uhm, I was looking at my, like, Ticketmaster and, uhm, Live Nation.


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[Assistant] I was like, it's not popping up, like I don't have the t- and I was gonna start like...


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[Assistant] Making the calls, uhm, but they kind of like...


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[Assistant] Your tickets are available now from, it says like, Frank.


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[Assistant] So it's like this third party stuff. Have you ever dealt with this?


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[Assistant] Yeah. Which is what people do. It's the whole like almost scalper kind of. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I don't know, it's like I don't know much about it, but it's just weird to get that email going like, thanks Frank, you know, for these tickets I bought how many years ago.


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[Assistant] I got my tickets now, like I've got them all, I clicked a few things and now it's in my Ticketmaster and Live Nation shit.


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[Assistant] Like, it's just weird, like, I don't understand that world, the whole third party world. Why don't, I don't know. Is that keeping from being monopolies? I don't get it. Where are they playing, by the way? Uhm, PNC. In Raleigh. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I watched, I saw a video of their first live show together somewhere in California that popped up and it was from 1991.


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[Assistant] And there's like, you know, looks like there's eight people watching them.


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[Assistant] They're like, they sound good, like you could hear, you know.


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[Assistant] The direction they were going, it's just really interesting to see like a high school video. Like, it feels kind of like it. You know, they were a little older, but uhm, it's that quality. 1991, like, uh.


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[Assistant] It was VHS for sure. They had the energy for sure. They had the vision. It's pretty cool.


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[Assistant] Good angle. Nice. I don't know. Well that'll be fun, yeaah.


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[Assistant] You know, if you want to have a real good time.


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[Assistant] This is one of those, they always have the talent, so it was like, you know, it's got a good voice.


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[Assistant] Happened with faith no more, like when I saw it, it crushed me.


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[Assistant] Oh wow. Yeah, it just sounded like garbage.


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[Assistant] First time I saw, um, Guns N' Roses 2, they were, he was fucking horrible. Not to mention an hour and a half late when they started.


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[Assistant] He's got the talent. I think he was just like really fucked up when I saw him and it was after Metallica played and all that shit. He was just going through one of those times where he was the, that piece of shit, you know, like really hard to, to deal with for everyone and all that. But, uh, yeah, he's talented.


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[Assistant] You should, like, similarly, I don't know if you've ever seen the video of, uh, it's a James Brown show and


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[Assistant] Uhm, Michael Jackson, young Michael Jackson, like, Beat It album. Wearing the aviators and shit like that.


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[Assistant] He's in the crowd, calls him up on stage, he's like a young, you know, well obviously Michael Jack's been around for a while, but as far as that adult tier of performing, he was a young, uh, new upcoming in that pop world.


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[Assistant] Uhm, calls him on stage and Michael Jackson's performing. And then.


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[Assistant] Prince is also in the audience. Young, up and coming. He gets called up on stage too.


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[Assistant] Like it's pretty cool footage of James Brown with Michael Jackson and Prince on the same stage.


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[Assistant] I remember watching that not, uh, long ago again. And Prince, uhm,


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[Assistant] He grabs the guitar, you can, you slowly start, I was starting to realize like,


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[Assistant] Man, he's fucked up. Something. He's fucked up on something. I don't think I ever remembered seeing that.


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[Assistant] That he was fucked up. So like, he plays the guitar for a little bit. Sounds good, but it's like, you can tell he's not sharp. And then he gets the microphone and he, uh,


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[Assistant] He starts trying to think of singing something and he doesn't really have something, so he gives up on that. He starts doing some kind of dance thing, but he's still hyping everyone up. And then he was like, yeah, I'm good. He walks off the stage and there's like this...


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[Assistant] It was just fun to see. He still pulled it off though, like, in that getting called up, and I'm sure that was a lot of pressure, cause it's not like he was...


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[Assistant] Prince, yeaah. Okay. He was pretty, pretty fucked up.


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[Assistant] It's just interesting to watch. Seeing those three legends on stage at once is pretty cool.


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[Assistant] Like Prince is probably, Raspberry Beret probably just dropped. You know what I mean?


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[Assistant] No, but Raspberry Beret was like kind of first, uhm, or Little Red Corvette might have been his first, like radio hit. It's one of those two. But uh, yea, anyway.


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[Assistant] For a little sick, we're separated kind of a, of a podcast. We did just great.


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[Assistant] Tell you, uhm, enjoying the fourth with my lady, her and Anthony, it was, uhm, that was a good fourth. We made a good fourth of it, I'll tell you what.


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[Assistant] And even played out for everyone that Police Academy theme, which...


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[Assistant] Over fireworks, you can't, there's nothing better. Now I know. That is a firework scene.


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[Assistant] So you took it to a whole different genre now. I was keeping at least- Okay, alright, I see what game you're playing. Oh no, I'm just-


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[Assistant] And it was just me, clearly. I'd rather play this call right now.


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[Assistant] It was just me. You were, you were putting them all up real pretty thick.


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[Assistant] Sorry buddy. Sorry buddy. Not our choice. Good luck editing.


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[Assistant] The most thing I hear you complain about is water and food. Yeah.


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[Assistant] You're gonna have to watch to find out. And I think you can make like smoothies and stuff later on. Or now. That'll be awesome. They give you a little boost. I think you gotta build something and build smoothies. Oh maybe so.


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[Assistant] I loved it. The game. Cause you, you look at a game like that and you think it might be kind of for kids or cartoony, but it's brutal. Yeah. It's really tough.


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[Assistant] Well there's two things that I can still hate it. Like the story mode, I can't tag it. It drives me crazy. And online, just running around shooting each other is insane.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so I was stuck out at lunch with Anthony. Luckily Anthony was there. So I had a ride. I had to get the Tuck Trode. Trode. The truck toad. You try to say it. Truck toad. Yeah, you did it pretty good. So that was one.


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[Assistant] I think the best thing to do would be the ones that all the refrigerators up top, the freezers at the bottom. You like that? I mean, nope. How many times you go in the freezer? Not as much. Well, I get it, but uh,


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[Assistant] I want some. What do you think it would be like if we told all of our significant others that we're getting a big house and we're all moving in?


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[Assistant] If we had a cul-de-sac, I'd be fine with that. Mmhm. Yeah, that'd be neat. We're all neighbors. Yeah.


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[Assistant] We're talking about multiple bases. Yeah, we can do a really big one grounded. I think we need bases everywhere because you need resources. Yeah, we're gonna have to be traveling for that.


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[Assistant] Tuesday night, check Drowus' fridge, see if he's got a sandwich and just grab it and eat it and play grounded. Until everyone gets back.


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[Assistant] I'm surprised your stance is so hard on this, giving it two minutes of thought.


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[Assistant] Slash Neebs. I did a dirty Santa the other day. Yeah. Monday we met with some friends and uh, we all had to bring a gift around 25 bucks.


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[Assistant] Well, it's called different things in different areas. That's what we call it. But everyone brings a gift, and it's wrapped, and I guess no names on it. Everyone draws a number.


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[Assistant] Yep, if you're number one, you go first, you grab a present. You open it, that's what you got. Number two, that person, if they like your present, they can steal it from you.


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[Assistant] And then number one has to grab another present. And then number three goes, and they can steal one of those or go grab an unwrapped present. So you get that through the whole, to everybody there. And that's usually where my family stopped. This time there was another round.


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[Assistant] A present can be exchanged three times and it's locked down.


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[Assistant] It's great. Round two was more fun than round one, because that's when people decided, I want that thing. And then it gets ugly.


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[Assistant] You can get stuck with, that makes it fun. That's what I wanted, I didn't like any of the gifts. I bought, uh, like a hundred trash bags, which was just, that's like a year's worth, two years of trash bags. A lot of trash bags. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Cause the first thing I got was like Christmas stuff, like little candles and decorations and I'm like, I don't need that. But I do need trash bags.


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[Assistant] Laughter. Okay. So a few years ago, she used to wake up really early. Right. And she used to freeze every time in the morning getting in the car going to work. And so I got, she has an older car, but I got like the electric starter.


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[Assistant] Not, not that big, no one says that big. Almost though. But, like, her phone was dying constantly. I'm like, you know, you gotta do something. Right. Your phone's dead every 30 minutes. Right.


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[Assistant] You know what we used to do? We used to not exchange gifts at all. Cause we were just trying to like...


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[Assistant] Oh, no, I'll buy it and I'll play the first part. What if he plays here? He can play up to where you got. You should be able to-


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[Assistant] And I'm curious about the map. Is it procedural? Is it just one map and all the tracks kinda go in circles around the whole map? Do you know?


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[Assistant] So this, if you're listening to this podcast, we've already streamed this last week.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and then we brought over, I don't know, 600 or something. Yeah, something like that. And then, uh, he was like super excited about it. He was blown away. Which you wouldn't expect from someone who's sold out Madison Square Garden. Yeah.


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[Assistant] But no, he had good energy and it ended up being a really good raid.


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[Assistant] It's funny cause Aztec, just as y'all were talking about this, was asking if we saw, you know, Green Hill got limited to 18 plus. Yeah. And then, uh, Aztec, you said, uh, JT's Among Us music video got restricted as well. Wow. Among Us. Among Us. Yeah. YouTube's getting all...


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[Assistant] Man, Waffle House was, this was a special Waffle House. Boy, they did not care we were there. Oh yeaah.


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[Assistant] We went up to River Road, uhm, or no, Carolina Beach Road.


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[Assistant] You knew Saturday's been crazy and you're gonna do two nights?


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[Assistant] And Daniel looked like he was hurting a little bit. Oh yeaah. The next morning?


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[Assistant] I didn't expect, I knew you were gonna have people come check in early. I didn't know it was the same time we were loading in. That was, it worked out good and bad, I guess. Bad cause it was like, now it's gonna be hard to get up to the theater. We needed that time. We really needed that whole time.


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[Assistant] We'd have to have two or three check in if we had more people in the future maybe.


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[Assistant] To me, I was like, whatever happens happens. There was no worry. I was just enjoying it. Just rolling with it. Yeah, listening. I did have a hard time hearing, cause we were at two tables. Yes. I had a hard time hearing the other table cause you were so far away. We could use a monitor.


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[Assistant] So we split up the audience. And they weren't really supposed to be teams, they just, I think we just kind of adapted that. Like hey, let's work together, right? I don't know.


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[Assistant] Wrong Buttons, I like that name. Wrong Buttons. That could be your nickname.


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[Assistant] We, uh, I asked the audience who was a Simon fan, and then, I was like, alright, who wants to prove it? And then... And not everyone raised their hand. Well...


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[Assistant] Yeah, maybe 20-30% of the people raise their hand and I just randomly pick two. Yeah. Yeah, was it, now Nibus was one from one side?


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[Assistant] Yeah, you were on it. Oh look at that!


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[Assistant] And then, you know, we were coming down to the deadline of showtime. And we spent one night when we had time.


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[Assistant] Yeah, probably not. Yeah, cause we were like, we need another day to see if we could go to day 100 something or... Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. We went through the show, we didn't know how long the show was going to last. We were like, this could either run short or this could go over by an hour. Yeaah. And then when we got to speedrunners, we realized we still had what? 30 minutes. 30 minutes left. So we had two versions of speedrunner. One was, uh,


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[Assistant] All four of us play together. And the other one was we'll do it like a tournament. We'll do 2v2, then move on to the next bracket. So we did that. But yeaah, I think 4v4 would be fun, wouldn't it?


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[Assistant] We shouldn't have like two bathroom leaving sessions, let's do it all at once. Well then add three, cause I left.


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[Assistant] You should have went to the bathroom too. Wouldn't that have been great?


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[Assistant] The biggest hurdle which we've overcome here is the venue and the tech people. Now that we have that venue and Alec,


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[Assistant] You know, in our pocket here. Yeah. But finding that next venue where one level five was so like welcoming. Yeah. Very accommodating. They looked after us. They responded to every text and call and email quickly. They wanted us there and Alec was there for us. So, uh,


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[Assistant] It's super neat. So next show, I mean a lot of you probably know that this show wasn't announced because we had a responsibility to the...


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[Assistant] 2020 show that got cancelled. So next show will definitely be public. Oh yeaah.


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[Assistant] And also, people can go to our website and sign up to get on the mailing list, right? Yes, they can. That's the only thing we mail, really. That's right.


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[Assistant] We learned a few things about uhm, what we gotta do next show. Next show, food has to be delivered to the stage. All volunteers and us.


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[Assistant] It'd be fun to train someone exactly where everything goes. And we also need a vehicle, because we didn't have a vehicle, uhm, to take things to. So we had about 10 people carrying boxes across town to as techy as Airbnb.


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[Assistant] Yeah, after, uh, we loaded everything into her Airbnb, we decided that all of us could fit into two cars, that, that, uhm, Muzz had one and, uh, Diesel had one. And so we all carpooled over to Waffle House and, uh,


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[Assistant] But, so obviously just one more thing that they're doing right.


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[Assistant] Look at this. This is how our game looks. And the game, not only, okay, we can start with the looks, cause the graphics are a pretty massive upgrade, even for my old eyes. Visually, twice as good. It's my call. It's fantastic.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but I don't know why. Maybe, but you know, fuck really like then his well-being, but yeah, maybe. So.


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[Assistant] Well, if I stop talking, like, let's just say I get... That'd be weird too. If you stop.


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[Assistant] Well, like you said, mods, right? Cause you would think, you would hope that it wouldn't be too hard down the road for multiplayer. What? This is a max of four, I believe. No, it said.


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[Assistant] So, in a perfect world, if there was like a mod done like very quickly, it would be great to do the series with just the four of us and then of course one cow.


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[Assistant] And you know, and Calvin, the things about Calvin, I guess, if you do play single player, like one of the things, if you mistreat him, he gets lazy, he likes work less, if you don't treat him right, so that's nice.


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[Assistant] Oh, that's great, cause you gotta respect the- compared to like a cat.


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[Assistant] You have to earn her trust and you can recruit her but it probably takes a little bit of work.


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[Assistant] Yeah, as we go. Yeah, it's going to be winter eventually.


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[Assistant] No, but you can question the fact that it could take, it could take a log and I can potentially have a full log is what it looked like. Or I could cut that one log into three or four pieces. Or three or four pieces, which is really very different. No matter what, it's different than what we've run across. Let's see how it works.


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[Assistant] Damnit. And he swings his head around, or it swings its head around too as a, as a, as a, like a punch. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] And, uh, I don't, I don't think this was in the last one, but in this, in this we saw not only a come in attack retreat, but on the retreat,


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[Assistant] Jumped in a tree and climbed up it. Yeah. So I don't, I think that's new too, cause I don't know if or, or not.


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[Assistant] I'm really looking forward to playing this. I mean, I liked it before, but uh, this does seem so very different in what appears to be so many positive ways.


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[Assistant] Uh, late February? Yeah, 20-something. Right around the corner. Yeah. Yeah, that's gonna be soon. And, you know, God willing, you'll be dead. You'll both be dead in, uh... Long dark? Long dark.


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[Assistant] And Thicc, by the way, I saw Thicc, uh, yesterday. He's, he's doing good speech therapy. You know, just a ton of work, but the, uh, I guess a very vague update is.


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[Assistant] Laughing is always great, of course with all the other things. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Well, the reason why I ask is because we're, you know, I'm still surprised by it, but we're lucky enough that every once in a while we play a game and then like, you know, the people who make the game are like, hey, we like your series.


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[Assistant] You know what, which is kind of pissing me off. Makes me want to fucking say fucked up. But if, if these happen to be one of those people, which they're probably not, but maybe, you never know. You never know.


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[Assistant] Because those would be the people to right off the bat, like I would love to, I, even though you know how to, you need to go in and play it and do whatever, get Astechia on it to ask him. And so like, Hey, is there any way we can get it so that we do have Cal?


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[Assistant] Cause I really, I wouldn't want to hold off the series for that, and ideally, but ideally I wouldn't want to do the series without it. You know? We'll see. We'll see.


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[Assistant] And it was delayed a couple times, right? Like this is so, so that's why I believe, yeaah, this is probably gonna drop right on the date. Maybe! That's my, that's my, uh,


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[Assistant] It cannot be Ganon's. Yeaah. Right? Yeaah. So I just want to hear it more, a little bit more bass in your voice. More bass? More bass. Okay. Are we ready?


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[Assistant] Cut, cut, cut. Link, when you say it'll never be yours, I want you to just tell the audience it will never.


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[Assistant] Okay. Excuse me, sir, I just... You're the fucking hero, Link. Okay? Yeah. You ARE the hero.


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[Assistant] That was exactly, of course. And, and he will never get it. Not gonna happen. Not gonna happen. Are we ready? Okay. While it's hot.


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[Assistant] No, exactly, he's not like somebody, he'll come back a little bit less pale, he'll come back less pale.


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[Assistant] Listen, that was, I played that years ago with my kids. Okay. And that was impressive for what it was. Alright. Because it was, it was, you know, yea, Disney Infinity or I thought it was also like, so Disney and Marvel, they had all that shit too then? I don't even know.


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[Assistant] I think, I think I knew somebody who went out and did something when they were asleep and came back and had somebody verify it. It was like one of those fuck- because apparently that's a pretty common side effect.


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[Assistant] And yet alcohol is perfectly legal. And that's, that's why alcohol is actually a schedule one drug in comparison to so many things, but because it's not a drug, see the government doesn't classify alcohol as a drug. If it was looked at as a drug, it would be a schedule one.


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[Assistant] And then it pops right in. And then you go, okay, but I've absolutely blacked out. And it's such a common side effect on regular drinkers. That's the thing. Because it's such a regular thing. People do it as a part of their lives all the time.


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[Assistant] It's such a major side effect that it would never be legal if any, because people murder people, people fuck people. If you, would you ever take a pill? It's like, oh, sometimes you might just, you might fuck somebody and not even remember. You might just wake up in bed with them the next day.


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[Assistant] I've been guilty of, of that in short bursts where, and that's embarrassing. That's one of the reasons why I wish we weren't showing streams on, uh, oh, I'll get, I'll get these short bursts and it's only, only ever on alcohol. And I'll, and somehow something I'll take over in my head of like,


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[Assistant] Whether it's something I'm holding, most of the time some sort of bullshit I'm holding from earlier on. And then it just...


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[Assistant] And then often times people can't stop and then they go off and they- I wonder, like-


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[Assistant] You're saying that this is okay, but that's not okay. Come on, cocaine is, and I know I don't have all the data behind me, I know John would absolutely be like, you know, whatever, but cocaine is a safer drug than alcohol. It is 100% safer.


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[Assistant] As it. Cocaine. As cocaine. That's why if it was legal it would be something that you're getting from the pharmacist.


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[Assistant] Or it's shitty that they get to get you hooked on their sugary drink with cocaine.


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[Assistant] No, I mean, I would always go back to the same places. Like, damn it, I'm here again!


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[Assistant] It's good for, yeaah, it's good if I really wanted to learn.


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[Assistant] Which is great. You have that in you. It's built into you. You have that curiosity and that problem, that problem solving hard on.


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[Assistant] That's what you did in a past life that you don't believe in.


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[Assistant] Leo decaps your ass. So what did it do? So did it tear off most of your clothes?


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[Assistant] That would make me feel pretty safe. Which part? Uhm, the fact that as long as you're wearing all those clothes again and fully repaired and you survived that attack. You would feel safe.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I want to hear all the details and can I join on a different night?


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[Assistant] Yeah, me too. That'd be nice. I want to, uh, I've never done it before. So my first step is want to do it. I always love stupid throwing type accuracy games. I was on a dart league for like three years and I fucking loved it.


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[Assistant] I fucking missed it, and I'm very looking forward to the next time, yes.


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[Assistant] I can't wait to see, you showed me some images like, what was it, uh, after the stream?


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[Assistant] You see, I could see this hanging up in, like, if I had a bar, right? Yeaah, yeaah. I would be, you know, potentially putting up weird pictures all over the place as a thing, and this kind of fucked up shit would be...


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[Assistant] Just weird random, oh look, this one's riding, riding a cat that turns into handlebars and then there's a bus in the background and you go like, what?


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[Assistant] But I like, but this is a scene that I want to see. I want to see my character screaming up at a T-Rex that's going to kill me.


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[Assistant] And it's only gonna get so much better in probably a very short amount of time too, like in three years it's probably gonna be like, oh man, no, I'm gonna be able to explain how my grandmother looks and it's gonna get close.


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[Assistant] Right, yea, we talked about that. And he's basing it on, like, yea, then, I'm like, yea, that's fine. I mean, I'm sorry, it is what it is. That's the thing.


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[Assistant] You know, uh, with, uh, making the book. You know how many people out there will never make a book because they are not able to, cause they can't go out and find the artist or have it yielded, but now they can.


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[Assistant] I just immediately thought of what will eventually happen.


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[Assistant] Is people. This is gonna happen with people's voices. You're gonna have AI personalities. Right? Yeah. So AI personalities. Now here's the question, cause then I would have a problem with this, which is very similar to the art.


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[Assistant] If they were to be able to take, let's just say AI took


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[Assistant] You know what I'm saying? But if they were specifically taking from us,


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[Assistant] And then creating work taken from our stuff and making it different.


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[Assistant] But basing it on us, I'd have a problem with voices.


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[Assistant] Like to me, I think it would be a lot of fun to write a story specifically for this crazy world as long as you can lock down that character and the way the characters are going to look in your story and then go, okay, we're creating a book.


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[Assistant] No, don't steal mine. But you know, but be inspired by others, cause you know what, even if you don't remember it, chances are what you just came up with was inspired by somebody. Yeah, use it right. And then make it your own.


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[Assistant] It's got sentimental value to it. And for perspective, how big is this knife? It's on a keychain so it's only two inches.


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[Assistant] Yeah, two and a half. At the worst, if you were a bad person, it would be an inconvenience for whoever you shanked.


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[Assistant] Approximately. I have a question. What does John do while Christian's singing?


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[Assistant] Oh, do they have the Ritz kind of in their fucking live nation, y'all? As well as the amphitheater? Ugh, the Ritz, I mean, live nation really has their, their hands around everything these days. Not gonna rip on them, but you can probably feel it in my brain.


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[Assistant] So do they build these venues too? Good question. I'm sure in some cases some are pre-existing and they just kind of latched on after the fact.


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[Assistant] Yep. And the closest place that we used to have for any, uhm, bands, really like, uh, I remember hearing that House of Blues in Myrtle Beach, cause for a long time that was like the closest place we could go to see like a name. And I remember hearing that if they were playing there, there was like a proximity thing. Like they couldn't do a show in Wilmington.


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[Assistant] Did you, uh, I mean, from, I assume around the world.


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[Assistant] He builds, yeaah, he's built a lot of bars, downtown Wilmington, kinda gotten that crowd and just became that guy, that go-to guy. If you're opening up a new establishment, you're like, hit up Tim.


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[Assistant] T-Y-M-Tim, we all know exactly who T-Y-M-Tim is if we say it, so uhm, Timotosh.


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[Assistant] While you guys were doing that, I was shaking my booty. I had pre- I bought tickets. Like, way early this year for...


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[Assistant] That EDM artist, Grez, and man, I had some good clothing on.


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[Assistant] But yeaah, so I didn't make it up there. I'm happy to hear everything went up there went great. And that would have been Live Nation, huh?


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[Assistant] Well, here's the thing, uhm, if you're doing mushrooms or that sort, you know, and you want to dance, your legs kind of get a little jelly-like, so it's probably not the best.


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[Assistant] Was it dinner theater? In town. I gotta take my kid there. Whoever decorated it, it just looks dope.


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[Assistant] I think it is open. It is open. So it used to be a different theater and I remember seeing Changing Channels, a local comedy troupe there back, um, several years back, maybe about eight or nine. So I think it's in that space because it says 10 South. Probably fairly small.


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[Assistant] Yeah, not, not huge, but kind of what it looks like there. Like that's the...


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[Assistant] What I was thinking that this was. So I worked at a dinner theater in high school, you know, called the Chan Ass and Dinner Theaters and it was like the largest, actually it's the largest


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[Assistant] In the country? What did you do? I was busboy and then waiter, like when I turned 18. Were you part of the show? No. But the show wasn't part of, they weren't sitting by us, they were performers up, you know. They were on stage. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Which there's a good chance right now, or is that update in real time? About the end of the day. Well, shit. End of the day, yeah. Maybe I should subscribe.


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[Assistant] I mean, you know, there's a whole different world out there with the trick world, isn't there? It is, I guess.


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[Assistant] Cause if you go on Amazon and look for tricks, you're gonna get the little squishy balls and you're just gonna get all the shit you can get at Spencer. Have you ordered your tricks yet? Yeah. Absolutely. Were you on your tricks?


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[Assistant] Well, unless you're a- I mean, a lot of magicians, uhm, will make their own shit. Like some, not a lot. Cause you gotta come up with it and sell it, right?


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[Assistant] Which is kind of, I don't know, it's kind of annoying, but it's still fun to see them try to fool the old pen and towels.


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[Assistant] Okay, well, way to tell everybody. You know, I made a hundred dollar bill disappear at the last one. I wonder how I did that. Is it a fake thumb? Maybe it might have been a fake thumb.


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[Assistant] Uh, yes, that's true. And then our buddy, our fan, our derelict fan, Sylar, who helped me put together this last show.


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[Assistant] You know what, Sylar's uh, I'll have to give you the info. Sylar's girlfriend, her speciality, what she does, these tiny little, she paints these tiny, beautiful, intricate little paintings. Really? Like, they're about as big as, like, I don't know. Just to annoy old people.


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[Assistant] I didn't, but like several of our friends did on that. One movie down in South Carolina, whatever, like Marcus, who just won his Emmy from Bellevue or whatever that, uhm, and then like Jim Mahorny. Apparently I saw that too. Yeaah, he would get uhm, and everyone I knew that met him.


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[Assistant] You know what, uh, it's taking while you're at it, go ahead and turn off comments, alright?


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[Assistant] Like doing, this new series taking a little bit, this, it's taking a little time. I just need to get a


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[Assistant] So, yeah, uhm, this last session Simon and I had, it was, uh,


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[Assistant] Where we messed up was our previous recording before this last one. We thought we were done with that tree and the...


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[Assistant] Hornets, and we, and it started saving, and we're like, okay, onto the next thing. We thought, we did not. We had another quarter of that kind of thing left.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Sarah P. Duke Gardens. Gorgeous, gorgeous gardens, my god.


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[Assistant] Let's see, who did I see first? I know Muzz. Muzz was there pretty quick. And we had a lot of people from the community coming that came out.


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[Assistant] Some guys that came out from like Indiana or? Yeah.


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[Assistant] But a lot of people, good turnout. Yeaah, good turnout. We had some shirts for people that my best friend and his wife donated to. That's cool. So Image Promotions here in Wellington, they uh, donated the shirts for us. And they were good shirts. Nice shirt, nice quality. Very good quality. I need to talk to them.


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[Assistant] Well, on the stage, when I got up on there, like, you know, there's...


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[Assistant] Just people from all over and, uh, there were some other survivors that I was like.


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[Assistant] 22 years with no recurrence, like 30 years and really, really awesome stories.


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[Assistant] Like, I'm like, well, I've just had it for like the year and actually it came back in the same year.


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[Assistant] Like I, I had to go up and get like a survivor bandana and a shirt and the lady's like, did you know that your doctor, cause we have the same doctor, she's a ballroom dancer.


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[Assistant] And I'm like, that's what she's been doing. Okay. Cause she's not been curing cancer. Maybe we can get her back to work real soon. Well, she's, she's really into the ballroom dancing. Good to know and good to hear up there.


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[Assistant] And there was more to the gardens too than what you guys saw. Those gardens were beautiful. So if you're back in Durham at any time, just go through there. It's free. It's like, it's an awesome walk.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we went to, uh, Barcade. How was that? Boxcar. It was good. Yeaah. They had some pretty good pizza. Oh, here we go.


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[Assistant] I love how Absarrow gets excited about like swing sets and stuff like that. And then he's like bitching about motorcycles and like gravel roads. You are like a bonafide 24 karat senior citizen.


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[Assistant] Now what I've seen in the past, uhm, from other people, uhm, the, like the drinking bros podcast,


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[Assistant] They'll go to a bar and do a bar podcast. So we could do something like that. You know what? Like what we're doing right now.


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[Assistant] On the inside you can hear it, but on the outside where we're set up, you wouldn't be able to. Okay, so when you said break away, how would you picture that? We'd have to take something in there to...


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[Assistant] Hey real quick, uh, y'all were talking about like waiters and waitresses earlier. Uh, I was in Durham with the JT guys and uh, Rocket Gaming guys and


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[Assistant] We had a waiter that would like, congratulate you on finishing your food. Great job! Clean Plate Club. Like, he was really like, and like if you didn't, if you didn't, he was like, oh good try, good try. Yeah. What? You almost did it.


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[Assistant] Oh wait, now I got one of those early accounts? Yea, you do.


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[Assistant] Bebebebe. Brian Bites Bouncyballs. Welcome to Bebebebe.


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[Assistant] 3 p.m. Austin, Texas time. We're gonna do a panel there. So if you're going to RTX, make sure you come to the panel. And we're gonna probably show, I assume they're gonna have a VHS player or something.


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[Assistant] Hey, don't be surprised if I find some lonely booth and sit up there with them. I might do the same.


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[Assistant] Yeah. No one's buying your dream catchers. We're going to help you out. Yeah.


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[Assistant] We'll put it out on social so if you're in Austin that night be checking our social pages and we'll let you know where to go.


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[Assistant] Man, I'm going to P.F. Chang's and I'm getting Egg Drop Soup.


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[Assistant] Yeah, for sure. Let's have a drink together. Hey, do we have our own rooms? We're supposed to. We don't know. We have to.


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[Assistant] Anthony's staying in Amarillo, he's not even in the same city.


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[Assistant] Pure Door came out, we wanna jump in there, and we were, so we did the podcast.


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[Assistant] Two weeks, three weeks ago. And I saw a lot of comments about, cause we're talking about, you know, maybe it's Simon by himself, maybe it's some people, maybe he's with Thicke. Saw a lot of like, let's get Dralis and Simon together cause what a duo.


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[Assistant] And that was the first heatwave. The second one was when we were talking about, how do we do this? Cause we're gonna start the Simon Dora tribe as like an alpha tribe.


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[Assistant] Hello, fresh. Simon, I'm impressed with you lately.


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[Assistant] Even today we were playing Seven Days to Die and you knew when to get out of there. Yes you did. Your senses were tingling.


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[Assistant] It's nice to go, okay, what can I do until then? I'll come back, I'll have my things.


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[Assistant] But this game gets excessively difficult.


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[Assistant] So that's that. Yea it is. Some of us are going camping tomorrow.


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[Assistant] And it would have already happened by the time this podcast comes out, but we're gonna stream.


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[Assistant] Like a rafting river? No. No. I mean, I guess you could. Is it a, is it a, like a rapid river? It's the Cape Fear River. Oh, no, no, no. It's the Black River. Black River. Oh, yea.


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[Assistant] But mid, mid-state to western, you're good. Different story.


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[Assistant] Which one is better? They're both good. If I had to pick one, I'd pick both of them. God, you are such a pussy. Look, I wouldn't tell you to go to Uncle Louie's for chicken bagata.


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[Assistant] I can't because too many months go in between having each one, or even years.


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[Assistant] Listen right now! Can you give something to him? Party platter? I'll tell you what I can get. Like the most expensive thing they got. Probably their salad? Is a 30 count chicken nugget tray for 30... No, that's only 3,000 points.


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[Assistant] Why don't you bring a tray? You can bring some- Did I get to the office? Yea.


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[Assistant] I'm curious what you got. I'll tell you what I'm getting. What are you getting? I'm getting the chicken wrap from the pork restaurant.


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[Assistant] The inside is, like the dining room, we're probably talking what, 20 foot ceilings? Yea, it's high ceilings. Really high ceilings. Lots of lumber, beams, really like, fancy looking.


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[Assistant] I'd like to see Simon and Nat have to keep an accent up the whole night.


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[Assistant] It was him! You know it's him! Why are we going through with this?


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[Assistant] And we had to remind him three or four times about things like, oh, okay. And he's back off.


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[Assistant] Not with everything, but several things.


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[Assistant] I was impressed by the kid though, cause knowing that it was probably his first day ever working around adults. I'd have been nervous.


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[Assistant] Hey, perfect. Nibs is like, oh yeaah, you exist. I forgot you were here.


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[Assistant] You guys need all the help you get. I mean, that's what I've been doing. We've recorded three now, uh, that are behind of us doing, so I've been collecting rocks and obsidian and metal and bringing them back, getting things killed occasionally, but mostly helping.


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[Assistant] When I cut Ark for so long, it's weird, yea, I could never participate in it because I was the camera, but now that I'm not, it's the first opportunity for me to actually play it. So I'm realizing I don't know that much about the game other than watching you guys fumble through it for


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[Assistant] And we're the worst teachers. You learn from the best. To be fair, I didn't know about Wyvern Milk. Alright, so. What do you guys think?


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[Assistant] You do help me, you do occasionally call me in and say like, can you help me with a technical issue? And I'm like looking down.


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[Assistant] We've, we've, we've shared with you one thing we've screwed up. Do you want to share one thing? I would love to. You've screwed up? Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Oh, the underwater. It won't be out for another week or two, but there's a bit underwater. It gets weird.


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[Assistant] You're pushing it there, you're pushing it. Wouldn't that be something? It would be, but I just- You're talking about like in Teardown when we stayed in that last week. That was amazing. Yeah. I don't know if you want to show a clip of that, but we brought up Teardown, that physics-based exploding destruction game.


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[Assistant] Hopefully that's front loaded. They got it out of the way. Here's what's happening. Good luck. I think so.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I was in creative mode the other night too. You haven't seen anything. Like when you unlock everything in the game, it's kind of impressive how many weapons there are, tools, all this stuff. Remember when I brought up the one thing? The one thing of sadness.


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[Assistant] Sure. You can tame little animals. You know those little green things, are they called aphids I think? You can tame those and they're adorable. They're just for cuteness though. Yeah, they're just cute little pets. None of them help you at all. I'm sure they do something, but I don't know what. Cool if they nipped a little bit or something.


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[Assistant] Coming soon. It's just two hours of bling. They did the Facebook one. Yeah.


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[Assistant] You're like, oh my god, what's gonna happen next? Ding! Oh my god. Tina's cheatin' on Charlie! What?


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[Assistant] Because she gets to choose it. Ah, probably. And it went through Dolly, he's buying Goodwill. Okay. Okay, Jeff. Well played.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Oh dude, I would too. It's convenient. Hell yeah. They don't have pockets. So what are they gonna do? Yeah. Boob it up. Boobs, the pocket of your chest.


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[Assistant] Is that why pockets in women's clothing hasn't become a thing? Cause they're just like, eh, we don't need it.


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[Assistant] I guess so, but we could change it. We could have a resolution.


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[Assistant] Well, it does, but it's, you can feel it with your finger, but not visibly. Really? Yea, no, it's folding LCD, actually makes a fold.


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[Assistant] But, it's improved from like three years ago to now. I almost want one.


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[Assistant] I mean, there's an amount, there's an amount of times you can write to your hard drive, you know? 15,000 or something.


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[Assistant] I'm just glad this technology is happening because I remember reading in elementary school like in those lifetime magazines or whatever they were.


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[Assistant] Oh, well that too. Uber Eats. Sorry, my bad. Yep, mhm. Nah, I get that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I just recently got my windshield replaced, and I was lucky, it was only a couple hundred bucks for a new windshield, but the guy told me a lot of cars now have sensors built into the windshield for temperature, weather, things like that, and that can cost hundreds and hundreds more.


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[Assistant] Is it all a scam? Is it to like make labor costs higher? That they do it on purpose?


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[Assistant] In another 30 years, the gas pedal will still be called that, but nobody will know why. It's like the save icon in Word. What is that button? I don't know, but it saves it.


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[Assistant] Like even me, I've never heard a record scratch in my life, but it was always used as the


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[Assistant] Yeah, like on your desk when you have a bassy sound playing, your mouse can sometimes shake a little and move or a pen or something. What do you think going up uphill would be?


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[Assistant] How would you do that? So maybe you're pulling it on something that's vibrating. Right, yeaah.


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[Assistant] So why did they write it down? Because we have so much writing from them. That exists, but any of that technology.


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[Assistant] Okay, if that's the case, because I'm thinking we have writing in a pyramid, like we have things that look like helicopters inside the pyramids, I know they're not, but you think they would also write down some of their technology. So this is beforehand.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I know. But I did find one from 1998.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I've been playing a little bit of Assassin's Creed Odyssey recently, just for that. Oh, so you are!


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[Assistant] Well, just for that reason of I wanna walk around that place. Yeah. And look at it. For sure. But, they talk so modernly that I feel like this can't be how they were.


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[Assistant] Beer turkey this year. Simon, the other day on the stream, you brought up your love for the jelly version of, uh, of cranberry sauce. Whatever the hell. And I wanted to share that with, yes, it's the best. Yeaah. It's the greatest. Having those.


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[Assistant] You mean turkey pizza? I think it's just Wilmington Brewery. Wilmington Brewery has a Thanksgiving pizza. I'd be down. With turkey gravy instead of sauce. Stuffing. Stuffing everything with a cranberry like drizzled swirl all over it. It is so good.


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[Assistant] I got it as a joke when I went and I was so surprised. I'm all about it.


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[Assistant] Anthony, I'll hit you up this weekend. Yeah, let's do it. We gotta go get a pizza. They better have it. We can get online, we can look. I was the only one who bought it.


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[Assistant] Puerto Rico. Puerto Rico. Puerto Rico. Puerto Rico. Come on. Alright. There's a pun there. Yea, but we can just stop it. Yea. Or we can keep workshopping it until we find something good. Yea. Let's work it out here in the podcast. I don't know. Weaker Rico? No. No, I just, I stopped. Yea, alright.


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[Assistant] A magician's one of those things, like, I can respect a guy that does some really good sleight of hands and good tricks. Oh yea, of course. But yea, there's a lot of just like, ehh, like that basic bit shit where you just have a fake thumb, where you go, yea whatever.


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[Assistant] Right, yeaah, you gotta mix it up. You gotta start with the cheap tricks and then go advanced. Like go to different bars that night, you know?


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[Assistant] I think, uh, well, for some sorceries, you have to, like, sacrifice. Cause you remember in Conan, you can, uh, kidnap people. It's a lot of sacrifice. So you do that and then you actually have to sacrifice them to a blood altar and then to consume some sort of magic. I don't know.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so yeah, the more, yeah, the more sorceries, you know, it messes with you and yeah, it will corrupt you.


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[Assistant] I mean, I hope so. Yeah, that's what you want. If you become a dark wizard. That'd be cool. You'd get all nasty looking. Fable did that well.


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[Assistant] That kinda stuff. But I guess there's three, uh, five different schools of sorcery at launch. There's gonna be three types of sorcery at launch. There's ritual magic, alchemy, and spell casting.


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[Assistant] And then I guess you have sorcery workstations, blah blah blah blah.


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[Assistant] Well, I mean, we were waiting for something like this. This just dropped. No, no, no, this is, um, no, this is great. But it's also, yea, we gotta free up an editor if someone has to take the reins on the show. We got a lot going on right now.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you're following, yeah, you're just, in a game like that you kinda have to, you have to follow the little stuff.


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[Assistant] Today, Nibs and I recorded an episode of The Long Dark. There's gonna be another one of those. Uhm, but that is one of those, like that first video I cut, I showed everything.


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[Assistant] You don't want to cut around too much because you want the audience to know what you're doing.


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[Assistant] It didn't seem awful yet. Exactly. You know, yeaah, it's, uh, I think that game's probably gonna kick us a little bit. Which I want it to. It's like, it's gonna be fun. It's gonna be entertaining.


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[Assistant] Well I'm not playing on the hardest, I'm playing on like, uh, the second to the hardest.


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[Assistant] Yeah, G- Yeah, GTA, uh, I put that first video out, and I kinda wanna see what the numbers do.


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[Assistant] Like, uh, I'm not super happy with the numbers, like, and this is only, it's been out a day.


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[Assistant] So I was like, well, maybe our audience wants more of that instead of more GTA. And I get it, there's a lot of people that love GTA. I love doing them, but they're a ton of work. And, uh, the, you know, it's, it'd be quicker for me to do a long dark episode rather than a GTA episode.


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[Assistant] Maybe in episode or two, we'll have to see how long we survive. And then I'll look at GTA again and see where we go from there.


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[Assistant] Yeah, GTA, in order to get a GTA done in two weeks, it's, it's work every damn day. Doing a, if I'm doing a long dark, I can do a long dark in two weeks and I can have a couple days off on the weekend.


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[Assistant] If I choose. It's important. It is. It's important to be able to go out and have fun, see friends, and socialize a little bit.


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[Assistant] Yeah, doing like a run of six GTA episodes by yourself is like you're just sitting at your computer all the time.


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[Assistant] I know. And listen, I would want to do more in the future, but it's one of those like, I might need three weeks on this one.


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[Assistant] Right. Right! Well, so, alright, this gentleman gets a three star rating.


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[Assistant] I think I might have been there. I went to an arcade that might have been in that same district. It was great.


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[Assistant] My only issue with Charlotte last time I was there was the, uh, I don't know if there was a car show or something going on, but I was on the second floor of a hotel, and I mean all night until 4 a.m. just, boing, boing, just all that shit downtown where like people are trying to impress each other with how obnoxious their fucking cars can be.


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[Assistant] Pissed around Tampa for a little bit, was hot as hell, but one place I went to that was a highlight was a place called Crystal River. And that's, I think it was about 30, 45 minutes.


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[Assistant] Well, not even north of Tampa, north of even Green Hill, but this river is, uh, spring fed.


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[Assistant] So the entire river crystal clear. You can see all the way to the bottom and manatees everywhere. It was a wonderful kayak adventure. Did you drink any of it? I didn't, but it was nice and cool and felt fresh. Yeah. But yeah, no, it was not. It was great just to get.


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[Assistant] Just to go kayaking for like three straight hours and just get out and get some sunlight on me. That sounds wonderful. We spend so many times indoors on, on PCs. It's just like, oh man, such a breath of fresh air. Yeah, that sounds great.


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[Assistant] We saw plenty of them, and as soon as we launched our, uh, kayak, they were like, oh, be careful, there's a manatee right there. Right? Oh shit. Okay. Wow. That's awesome. How big? I mean, big ol' fe- Well, the one we saw as soon as we launched was a big one, and she had a baby.


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[Assistant] One of the most annoying things before we went on this kayak adventure, we had to watch a video on manatee preservation.


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[Assistant] And the information in this video, this video was about eight minutes long and you could have told me everything in two. Yeah. Yeah. Cause it was really, don't fuck with the manatees is the message. It's like, you'll see manatees, don't mess with them. But they went over every possible fucking scenario on what could happen or what could disturb a manatee. And they were like, don't do that to a manatee.


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[Assistant] And that's why prices are so fucking expensive. They gotta pay that shit every year because that's where everybody wants to be.


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[Assistant] Man, I had some of the best shrimp I ever had in my life in a place called Dade City, which is this little town in Florida.


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[Assistant] There was this little restaurant there called The Green Door. We went there and we got some shrimp appetizers and my god. Really? It was like, and they were, you know, it was a little expensive, but not like, probably less than your Red Bull. Probably less than a Red Bull. Yeah, I was, yeah, certainly less than your damn Red Bull.


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[Assistant] Yeah, nah, you know. Lessons are learned, go to the mountains.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. I think the only place I experienced that or that level is the Cayman Islands. Kinda the same way. It's like no matter where you go, what you do there, everything's expensive.


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[Assistant] Right. It wasn't a remote control, it was just like when he got injected with this thing, all his brain did was like, I must kill something. I must kill the


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[Assistant] It's kind of like the holy grail. It's like, oh, can we control people's minds? Right. Cause they've done it. I watched this documentary on this guy that implanted some like fucking electronics into his brain. Sure. And there was footage about this where they were controlling a bull. Like they had a


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[Assistant] Fuckin' Bull, and they put this uh, electrode in his head, where if the scientist hit this button, Bull was charging at him, scientist hit the button, Bull would calm down.


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[Assistant] It's such a fascinating, uh, just area of interest.


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[Assistant] Yeah, this guy with his, uh, computer chip, the reason he installed this chip into his head is he's trying to figure out technology that will allow him to interact with a PC or a computer by just thinking about it.


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[Assistant] Uh, couldn't speak, couldn't move, or whatever, and he's trying to figure out, alright, we can install a chip. So, their mind's still there, we can figure out how to...


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[Assistant] We'll let someone's brain interact with an operating system where they could type, they could...


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[Assistant] They got it to work, like a patient paralyzed was looking at a screen and he was moving the mouse, but they couldn't communicate back to him very well because they wanted to know how are you doing this? What are you doing? And so this doctor, I wish I could remember his name.


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[Assistant] He said, I'm not going to be able to figure this out unless I get this chip and plant it in myself.


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[Assistant] So he went to some third world country cause none of the American doctors would do it. And he's like, I'm going to a third world country and I'm finding a brain surgeon and I'm planting this chip in my head so that I can interface with this stuff so I know what the next step is gonna be.


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[Assistant] I think his is more about just firing, uh, electric, more electricity into the brain. Right. Because, you know, I mean, the brain pretty much runs on electricity anyway. And I think a lot of Alzheimer's is like, okay, it starts to dim. Yeah. I think Neuralink is this thing in install that just gives the brain sort of a permanent jolt. All about that shit. Bring it. Yeah. We need to get Simon one of those.


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[Assistant] Right. Or you know, it's such a bad pain too, just any time you like, get something in your eye, or you get hit in the eye, ugh, never feels good.


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[Assistant] Fuck. It's still attached to, yea, as long as it's still attached to the other. Like, how long is this stuff, like?


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[Assistant] Yeah, it was. Uhm, she was tubing.


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[Assistant] Out in the river, fell off the tube and the way she hit the water. Just perfectly. Hit the water perfectly, but what we think happened when she was young, there's a different type of tube, but when she was young, she had to have tubes in her ears because she kept getting ear infections. So.


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[Assistant] Well, sometimes with babies, if they get ear infections a lot, they'll basically shove a little tube in there so that the ear can drain easier. And what we think happened is when she hit the water so hard, it ruptured that scar where that tube was. Oh, the kind of easier to rupture spot. So yeah, now she might have to have a small surgery to go in there and close it up.


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[Assistant] Well, it was, and at first, um, her grandmother thought, it's like, oh, you've just got water in your ear or something, we can go home. And, uh, her grandmother had her, like, just, her grandmother put some alcohol in her ear.


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[Assistant] Right. Yeah. I mean that's, uh, yeah, sight's so important. Like I would take deafness over blindness any day.


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[Assistant] Maybe they- they both suck, but blindness is like, wow.


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[Assistant] It is crazy to think that, you know, god, a hundred years from now, that is just a common thing. There's a headpiece you can buy, you can just put on and, oh, I can interact. You know, we think of computers now of like monitors and keyboards. Imagine all that gone.


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[Assistant] I'm like, hey. Yeah, you're out. What? You'll be back in a little bit, but you're out right now.


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[Assistant] The last podcast, I thought it was very clear, and we'll see what everyone thinks who listens to us on a regular basis, it was very clear that we decided that we would be playing alone. Actually alone. Actually alone, cause we had a four, we had a vote, and we even talked about how, oh we couldn't see it, it's four to five, that we're going alone.


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[Assistant] No, but there was reason, but I wanted to say like, hey, we lied, we this and that, because we, we led everyone to believe that that's what we were doing, because at the end of it, and a week past that, here in my head, even after we stopped rolling, there was no discussion of, hey guys, we're really probably not going to do that, which is something we would usually do if we started


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[Assistant] Yes, I agree. So the logistics is what changed it. We definitely at the end of the podcast, we had what appeared to be a...


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[Assistant] Yeah, and it's gonna be fun, and now I do know, uh, that I am, in just a short amount of time, much better than I ever have been. Now I probably will die still, I could die very quickly, but I'm in a match right now for the first time ever. Alone? On day three, alone, I haven't died. Yeah. It's so close, and I'm recording it too.


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[Assistant] Uh, so close to freaking dying a few times, but it's funny, like I probably would have died if we were recording and it was the real deal. But I was like, ah, you know, okay, I'll probably be fine.


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[Assistant] No, that's what's nice. You don't need a pot right now.


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[Assistant] Yeah, work and soup. I mean, it's heat. Yeah, it is heat.


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[Assistant] We will. Just for a second, okay, cause, uh, you just have to upgrade your perks. I've been taught a lot by, by, uh, I want to even give shout-outs to Quiff and Jay Dizzle and glorious me.


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[Assistant] I don't wanna, I think, I still think obviously, you know, the alone thing would be fantastic and it could be really fun even if it was just one person.


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[Assistant] No, it's not going to be very different, but I, now, I was doing many of the things for the very first time, obviously, because I always relied on you guys in this game. The very, very basics of anything. I'm not cooking or doing anything with the water and having a pot.


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[Assistant] Mountain Chalet. I mean, we could certainly have fun, even though I get it's fun to go on a cruise, I guess, but we could certainly have fun not on a cruise and go away.


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[Assistant] Three days in Key West, flying to Key, I'd much rather fly to Key West than drive to Charleston and jump on a fucking boat. You know what, I'm just saying, I would. Well anywhere direct, anywhere that we can get direct, see I, if it was


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[Assistant] Alright. Oh yea, scream up. I'm so dead.


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[Assistant] Pistol. Gotta go home. Cause I've, I happen to, I got nine, I got like 159 mil. I got nothing to do with it. You can make a pipe pistol. I'm, I am interested. I am now feeling better.


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[Assistant] So what do you need aside from pipes? I know this is boring.


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[Assistant] See, water, uh, when I did play for the first time by myself, I was playing with my little one, and she actually saved my life. Cause here I am going like...


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[Assistant] She pointed out a small little water tower and she's like, you could probably get water over there. And I totally would have been like, then there's no water. And it would have, it would have walked right past it. So she did. She saved my life. Wow.


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[Assistant] You know, when it comes down to, I guess we're gonna be sharing a bass then, or is it, is it, I mean, cause that'd be the best thing to do, wouldn't it? You and I will make a bass. We will make a bass. It's funny, cause I mean, now I know what kind of bass I want, cause I have a bass, now I'm not gonna be able to make it. So super,


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[Assistant] Alright, we'll change our minds next podcast, but DEAL as of right now.


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[Assistant] So what would you lose? I guess I would, uh, I would prefer to lose...


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[Assistant] That's a very handy thing if you want to, let's just say, if you want to read in a hotel room, you know.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, 13. He's pretty spry for 13. Yeaah, absolutely, very spry. Who's a booge? Bubba will wear a hat, and I always feel bad after about like 20 seconds, and I just know he's not into it, but he's like, I'll do it.


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[Assistant] It's like wrapping you in mayonnaise and leaves and, you know, it's like, it's not meant to happen, Neebs, mayonnaise and leaves, Neebs, you know, whatever.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, it's cool when you see it, like, we used to have, I- They play! Yeaah, with Bubba, my dog, we had a cat, and the allergic problem, the allergic was the issue, you know, I ended up being for one of my kids, but, uh, but it was great to see a dog play with a cat. I don't know, it's just fun when you have that- It warms your heart. The cool cat, that's, and a cool enough dog that's not gonna be an asshole to a cat. Yeaah, yeaah.


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[Assistant] It's all a lie, man. Uhm, yeaah. I mean, but you know what? If they came out with, like, next week, double that. Right? Twenty seconds. I don't give a shit. You do.


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[Assistant] Yeah, my, my kid- Well, she uses the disposable ones every once in a while, cause they want to have, it's nostalgic.


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[Assistant] They still do it, so you go to the uh, Walgreens or wherever and they, you know, they say they'll do it in three to five days and each time she goes it ends up being weeks and they end up giving it to her for free.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well, the more I hear about, I mean, who knows which ones will be whatever it is, but I mean, it, it makes the most sense that it's going to replace paper money, paper money and access to it just kind of seems ridiculous and slow.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, some. I mean, I don't even know, I'm just interested to see where it's going. It makes sense that it's going that way. I don't know how it's gonna go that way. There's so many different ways to go within that way.


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[Assistant] No, trust me, no, that's what I, I have favors I do with my mouth. I'm very good with my mouth.


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[Assistant] Yeah, the barter system is not dead. It's not.


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[Assistant] Okay, alright, so yeaah, listen, if there's something you could send me, of course I'll be showing this. Everybody's character was looking so funny. Yeaah, we had a good one.


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