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[Assistant] I was going to lunch, playing that back in my head. How does that work again? I was going to lunch and I saw a crow, and then you said,


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[Assistant] You can't, you know, stay in here, you can't go past this wall, you can't go past this river. Exactly. This is the area.


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, I'm not, I'm not excited to jump back into Ark, I think, just still, because we did it so long. This would be so different though.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, it doesn't excite me, but I'm with you Nibs on I like this competition thing, and I want to find more things to do competition wise in some of these survival games we play. But, I don't know, Manhunt doesn't grab me right out of the gate, but maybe I could be convinced.


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[Assistant] We were looking, I mean, this isn't, I don't know how you can do this competition, but we were looking at that Bigfoot game that's been requested many times on our channel, and I would love to play that with you guys at some point. Agreed, I'm with you. Yeah. But one of us being the Bigfoot?


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[Assistant] Set traps? No, yea, Bigfoot's probably just hunting the hunters. Yea. And I don't know what capabilities the hunters are.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you could be a part of a channel where you could suggest things to old gamers. Yeah. What a deal.


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[Assistant] Hey guys, be sure to hit that bell, be sure to subscribe, yea. This doesn't count, we're not doing anything.


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[Assistant] It's like, you know, always do a call to action at the end of your video. Tell your audience to like and subscribe. Cause it helps them, it helps them remember.


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[Assistant] It means that YouTube, YouTube on one hand, they're like, we want to fight disinformation. And you know, we don't want conspiracy theories running rampant. And then, and then they disable the dislike button, probably the biggest indicator whether or not a video was bullshit or not.


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[Assistant] Well, it discourages clicks, doesn't it? Yeah. No, what it does is they're coddling really, really, uhm, sensitive people. Yep. They're people that get really sensitive because they made a video and they put it up there and a thousand people dislike it. You know what? Tough shit. They deserve it. Tough fucking shit. That doesn't seem like the right answer.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and I'm fine with that, give that option to creator, but I kinda hate that too, because, you know, like every one of these fucking political figures, they're like, oh, we have a YouTube channel, and they'll upload a clip from them doing something in Congress. Comments disabled. Like, fuck you. Fuck you, comments disabled.


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[Assistant] It's there, but I do- like it's not viewable by the public without installing some sort of chrome add-on. It's like my doorbell. What's that? It's there but no one can use it.


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[Assistant] Apparently in this state there's a, you know, the only type of solicitation you can do is religious.


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[Assistant] Like in certain neighborhoods, like in my neighborhood. Oh good. Yeaah, that was perfect. Because uhm, my neighborhood is supposed to have no solicitation. At all. But uh, we get these, you know.


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[Assistant] I don't want to say Jesus freaks. Right. But Jesus freaks come knocking like, hey, have you heard the word? Like, no, I'm not interested. Get out.


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[Assistant] I looked into it and apparently that's the only exemption, like you cannot.


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[Assistant] I watched a really, really funny Mickey Mouse cartoon recently and it was about Mickey Mouse trying to give Pluto a pill.


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[Assistant] And yeaah, I was like, ah, I need to send this to Neeb so he can relate to it. But yeaah, it had a gag in there that made me cry laughing.


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[Assistant] Where it's like, okay, all these ticks are planning to invade Pluto.


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[Assistant] And one of the, one of the ticks like gets on the phone and makes a call and Goofy picks up like, hello? Hold on. It's for you. And then like pulls his ass up, puts the phone to his ass and all the ticks on Goofy's ass start talking to the other.


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[Assistant] These Mickey Mouse shorts are brilliant. They're like really heavily stylized, uh, animated. And they're on Disney Plus. I think it's the wonderful world of Mickey Mouse, but I recommend you go, go in there and find the one where it's, yeah, Mickey trying to give Pluto a pill. It was really funny.


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[Assistant] Hey, she's out there, she's working, she's in Star Wars and I'm not.


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[Assistant] I mean it seems janky because I've seen the same video you're talking about like with jack frags and it seems like half the things don't work. It could be an exercise in frustration right now.


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[Assistant] Really, like, half the things don't work? Yeah, I mean, he went to do a couple of things, and, uh, I think he was playing with the Two Angry Gamers guys, and they were like, no, no, no, don't do that, you'll crash your gamer. No, no, don't do that, you'll die instantly. It's like, oh my god, I mean, I guess they've played it enough to know what you can and can't do.


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[Assistant] It's, I'm intrigued, I'm with you, I'm intrigued by the game. Uhm, it's because it's been in development so long, the scale they're attempting is insane. It looks beautiful, but I don't know, hmm, yeaah. We could play it with two anger games.


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[Assistant] That's true, that's not a bad idea. Do a collab and say, hey guys, we want to try this. Can you get all five of us in there with you? Take us on your ship, take us on an adventure.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I broke my window, and I'm too poor to fix it, so I'm gonna duct tape that someday.


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[Assistant] Hey listen, that's, that's, the turn is happening because like the younger generation, they don't give a shit about jeans. Right. I was in Target recently and I swear to God half of the clothing option in the men's section is fucking sweatpants and pajamas.


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[Assistant] Huh. Like, it's just like, oh, jeans are on the way out. Because as younger kids, it's just like, no, I want fucking sweatpants. I want to be comfortable all the time.


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[Assistant] I have my, I don't want to say the word because somebody probably has one nearby, and I tell it to play Rain. There you go. There you go. Rain's nice. Play Rain. Rain's good. I'll say, Alexa, play Thunderstorms. Okay, Thunderstorm. Oh, I'll see the one that happens in our office.


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[Assistant] It's really half the time though with nature, I wake up to fucking Cardinals.


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[Assistant] The cardinals in my neighborhood, they love to sit right outside my window and just pew pew pew pew. They sound like lasers.


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[Assistant] I can play exactly what the fuckers sound like. Oh, cool.


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[Assistant] No, this is a damn cardinal. Oh, cardinal. I'm trying to find the one that I hear every damn morning. Yeah, there. Yeah. Fucking laser.


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[Assistant] Is it on their app, sir? Uh, it's not on the app, but I bet I can find it. Yeah, they wouldn't put that on there.


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[Assistant] Just keep this one off. When I- Here we go, peacock noises, let's see. Shut the f-


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[Assistant] I had a really weird dream this morning that I woke up from. I've been playing a lot of Elden Ring and I had a dream that there was an Elden Ring boss and it was set in just like a high school gym. The upper half of this boss looked like Ron Swanson.


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[Assistant] We can look at the data, we can say, oh wow, more people buy X shirt. So obviously our demographic prefers X shirt. Dada. They probably do like it.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I'm in. That sounds great. That would be amazing. I kinda wanted that to happen, cause I think Scorsese, he made the news a while back, uhm, just talking about like how I guess he hates, uh, superhero films. And he's like, oh, this isn't real.


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[Assistant] Maybe, but uhm, yeaah, that made me want to see. It's like, fucking Marvel, reach out to Scorsese. Give him a superhero film. What would Scorsese do with it? He'd make it fucking boring, I'll tell you that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, fantastic. I love that movie. Like, he could do it. Yeah, Wes Anderson? Yeah. Like, let's let Wes Anderson do a superhero movie. Come on, Wes. It's what the people want. Yeah.


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[Assistant] It gets a lot of shit for being like Dances with Wolves, and I'm with a lot of people on that, but it's a damn good version of Dances with Wolves. It's fun. Yeah, it's Dances with Wolves with fucking dragons and spaceships fighting each other again, like come on.


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[Assistant] Man, 3D kinda died off, didn't it? Yeah. Yeah, it was like, everyone wanted to do it, but like, no one could touch Avatar. It's like, Avatar came out and was like, yeah, if you're gonna do it, you gotta do it like that. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Anthony should join us for this conversation, in my opinion.


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[Assistant] And I want everyone to know it. He's doing it. You're doing it right now. I am because it's fucking annoying. No, this is how you react to any growth. Go for it. I can't wait to hear. Go ahead. So we have Google Drives. Uh, we have a drive that says ARC and the date. We just put our file in there. Obviously. This is thick.


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[Assistant] Dralis makes another folder called Dralis, and then it's footed, like, why do you have the folder in the folder with the thing in it? Sorry to wake you. It's a folder made for one file.


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[Assistant] But this is the example we were talking about, like, hey, there's a quicker way, why do the folder- It's two clicks. But I think, but I think it's also- It's two clicks, it don't need to happen. Right. They don't need to happen. It's a small improvement that you're-


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[Assistant] I don't think you understand what we're talking about. He does!


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[Assistant] I went to Disney World for Thanksgiving. And my favorite ride is an old one. It's called Soarin'. It's like you're supposed to be on a hang glider.


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[Assistant] You're like in a bench seat that moves and they stick you in like one of those dome screens and you're flying through the world a little bit by the Great Wall of China, the pyramids. You know what? I remember that ride.


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[Assistant] Stop the ride, what the fuck! So I saw on the news that the same weekend I was there, a family had a fistfight there at the land, at Epcot. Uh huh. Oh Disney. Fistfight! At Epcot! At Epcot! Who would?


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[Assistant] Speaking of board games, I rode, uh, the Slinky Dog Ride. Toy Story has a park at, uh, which one is it? Hollywood Studios. Uh, it's kind of fun because as you're waiting in line, it's like there's toys everywhere, everything looks like it's real big. And I thought, wouldn't it be fun if the line was like a board game?


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[Assistant] Mhm. Just throwing it out there, Disney. Apps are a less fun thing you did.


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[Assistant] Man, let me tell you my dilemma. So in Disney, we were getting up early. Every story of Neves is going to be Disney based.


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[Assistant] You're like, it's related, it's related because of temperature. You're talking about how you weren't cold. So this is in Florida, it's a pretty warm area, but we were getting up early, which I would have been fine maybe coming in around 10 or 11, but we were there at Park Open every day, and it's cold in the morning. What time's Park Open?


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[Assistant] 8? Depends on the park. Uhm, 10? But yea, I mean we were getting up at like 6.37 in the morning to be ready for the park open. So you got to dress for morning, but then by noon, you're like 70.


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[Assistant] But, I'm like, I wanted to wear my coat in the morning. I'm like, I don't want to carry this coat around. Right. So I'm like, hypothermia for the first hour. Just sucking it up. Happy Thanksgiving. Yeah. He does.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well we would like switch parks in the evening. Okay, let's go to Epcot, grab some beers, get some dinner.


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[Assistant] And we, I went with my wife's brother and all his family and her mother. So it's kind of the whole in-law family, which we haven't really done anything altogether. Ever. Okay. So yeah, we were all catching up, getting to know each other better. It was fun. Nice. Nice. You do this.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, Rise of the Resistance, I think was the big ride.


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[Assistant] Did that? That's pretty cool. They got the new technology where...


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[Assistant] Instead of being on like a train car or something, or a rail guided thing, they've got the...


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[Assistant] What do you call that? Destroyer? Star Destroyer? Star Destroyer. And they got like just, I don't know, a couple hundred stormtroopers, I think they're robots or something, but you feel like you're on. It's pretty cool. Nice.


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[Assistant] Oh. Renting a car. Flights were expensive so we just- Right. It was cheaper just to drive.


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[Assistant] But it was Thanksgiving. Oh yeah, shit. Yeah, tack on a couple of hours. It was like ten.


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[Assistant] Yep, I agree. Look at the car in front of you, go as- ride that tail. Get out of there.


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[Assistant] Ada, but yeaah, they made a little nanobot, a little thing, that can make, that can reproduce. Yeaah, I saw a title, or whatever, a line about that.


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[Assistant] I mean look what happens to like rabbits and mice and stuff. We get out of control. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] So if you just threw these things out in a yard or in a pond, would they just go nuts and have billions of them?


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[Assistant] When I'm on a ride, especially when they got the low like hanging stuff sometimes, and I'm like man, I'm pretty tall. I'm like doing the turtleneck, like squitching my head down inside my, so you don't


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[Assistant] I think I've heard that. They probably have a SWAT team. A Disney SWAT team. I bet they do. When things get real bad. They come out and they throw candy at ya.


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[Assistant] Come to the mountains with us. Are you going to the mountains? Yea, you wanna go to the mountains? Maybe. Yea. Let me know your deets.


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[Assistant] My deets. Wow, look at that. Okay, okay. So we came in Tuesday after Thanksgiving and the bathroom was renovated. Yes!


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[Assistant] I came in, I couldn't believe it, the whole bathroom was like new floor, new trim, uh,


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[Assistant] So I noticed, uh, there were like, wet footprints on the floor. I'm like, where are people tracking in this water?


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[Assistant] Well the water was coming from underneath the floor.


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[Assistant] Wow. So. And also the sink was dripping a little bit. Oh god, the sink might


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[Assistant] Well, let's, is it, let me look at it right now. Okay. Yea, see how it's doing. Real time, well this is real time.


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[Assistant] And we are updating our stream room still. We streamed from it last week, which was cool, but we're not happy with the mic situation. So we're gonna end up moving to a mic for, cause we have one, right now we have usually one mic, you can hear us. So some people are quiet, some are loud, some are echoey. A lot of room tone.


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[Assistant] So hopefully, we'll have a each person mic'd situation. But also that room tone, a lot of that can be helped with, uh,


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[Assistant] But you know what sounded better during our COVID, uh, COVID days?


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[Assistant] Next week. I think it's over the night of December.


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[Assistant] Tell me a little bit, cause I'm curious, uh, where does a person go to get a vasectomy? A urologist. Yes, a urologist.


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[Assistant] They seem more spaced out to me than a restaurant would be.


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[Assistant] Does he know? No. Oh, okay. That should be interesting. Could y'all imagine if Thicke actually, you know, got his own son, and the kid hates football, loves Jimmy Buffett, hates Warzone,


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[Assistant] Wow. Dancing is so, yeah, so horrible. Dancing is for losers.


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[Assistant] You don't like to watch people dance? Dick? I'm busy.


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[Assistant] Nice. Somebody here in town, their son is, uh, plays NFL and they just did something big, didn't they? Is it the Steelers? Yeah, yeah.


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[Assistant] He's a little song guy, right? It's all, uh, what do you call it? Acapella. Okay. Yeaah. He does all the instruments. Noises with his mouth.


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[Assistant] I don't mind if, like if, uh, I mean I think they look crazy, but whatever, it makes you happy. Uhm, I just don't like things that interfere with my life, you know? Like if your lights are too bright and it's blinding the road, that's one thing. People's cars that are crazy loud,


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[Assistant] I go, oh wait, there's something in my lap. Oh yea, my lights must be on. Otherwise, my battery goes dead. I like my truck though. Other than that, it's great.


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[Assistant] I love, uh, I especially loved, uh, you know, when I went, became a cross-country tour leader, I realized how much I loved just having one bag of stuff. That's everything. I can see that. It's a very free feeling of, uh, hey, where's my stuff? It's right there. That's all of it.


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[Assistant] Did y'all get the, uh, email from Adahop this week? Which one? We always send an email every week, like, hey, what's everybody recording this week? What's going on? Oh, right, right, right. And, has anyone ever seen that word that Adahop used before? Uh, I have. I remind myself. I gotta look at it.


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[Assistant] Like, when I read the sentence, I go, okay, I think that means this, but I'm like, I've never seen that word in my entire life. It's not commonly used, but...


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[Assistant] Yeah, and now in film work, the martini shot is... Yeah.


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[Assistant] Nice. The penultimate shot is the Abbey.


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[Assistant] I'm looking forward to a tsunami of new movies coming out once like, cause productions got shut down. I feel like no blockbusters have been coming out.


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[Assistant] I don't mind dark if there's some- if somebody's working towards a solution. I don't want to watch something just spiral into the ground. No, it's just kind of a mindfucker.


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[Assistant] Me and Abstro took a walk, uh, we took a break, about a 20 minute break. We take a lot of walks. Yeah. On the beach. Yep. Together. So, uh, we're COVID buddies. So, uh, we saw a, um, what do you call it? A plane.


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[Assistant] Probably not even a mile away, like we saw it just dip behind the trees. Yeah. And it was gone for a minute. In that lake over there? I don't know which lake. There's another one.


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[Assistant] Now you've stated that you would like to get a helicopter pilot license.


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[Assistant] Like I'd rather do a plane, cause it's helicopters, I don't even know how they stay in the air.


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[Assistant] I mean, the first step, if you just got that, like, new VR, uh, or simulator, like, they're really good. Yeah, they're really good now.


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[Assistant] Hey, how you doing? Eh, fuck off. Like, you're Chick-fil-A, you're like, let me talk to the manager. Right, yeaah.


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[Assistant] But no, like, like the way my wife will see a child of the mom go, hey sweetie, you know, like you, you can't really do that as a guy. Oh no.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I didn't know, uh, going in, I didn't know how those missions work. Yeah. We discovered it as we went. You guys did what? That was a wonderful, just, surprise. Like, this exists in this game? This is how this operates?


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[Assistant] It was, like, if that was my only complaint about it, it could have been shortened. Right. Because it was a race. And yeah, my only thing was like, this race probably could have been about half of what it is.


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[Assistant] Okay, yeaah, we're gonna start to see a pattern. Yeaah. Of like, yeaah, you're going on a little too long.


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[Assistant] What the hell is going on? Exactly. It's like we're on a ship taken over by something. Cause there's a cutscene that plays like when you first start. Right. That's just like the spaceship has been taken over by a big gooey eyeball monster. Okay, yep. That's played by uhm, Doctor Who.


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[Assistant] No, what Jack said, our wonderful editor, is those cutscenes really don't play that often. Like I think there might be a cutscene on the front, a cutscene at the end.


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[Assistant] Straight to John. We're not a lore channel. If you're interested in arc lore, go to somebody else.


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[Assistant] So, maybe I'll watch that. I'll watch that video. You're not gonna watch that. You're right. I'm not.


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[Assistant] Alright, I mean quick first impressions on Genesis. Uh, I, I think I'm more excited about this map than any I've played in a long time. Just based on, based on just today, my two hours of playing.


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[Assistant] And from what I understand about that middle part that I was talking about, the outer space part, when the ship warps, when it moves, that biome changes.


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[Assistant] No, the ships moving. Yeah, it's going in the light speed and it's bouncing around.


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[Assistant] It didn't work, I don't think. I noticed in the race that Simon and I did at the end of the race, I couldn't use the suit.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so if your guy just tells you hello, that's like, eh, here you go, free money.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I feel like with this one, this probably might be a shorter run than our other series though, only because of how well you can get around and how well you can fly. I don't know. Yeah, I mean the map's huge, so maybe not, but, cause with the nomadic thing, we were on foot trying to traverse that whole thing, and that took a while.


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[Assistant] With this, it's like, oh, well, I see something. I can fly to it. Boom. I'm there.


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[Assistant] So imagine that, but you don't have to hold shift. You're floating. I mean, you're in space. Okay, so you're just floating. Zero gravity.


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[Assistant] There's plenty of stuff left in the episode for y'all to discover if you're into our arc shenanigans.


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[Assistant] What other YouTube channel do you go for for ARK News and Golden Girl info?


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[Assistant] I feel like DC is fighting so hard to make me like Suicide Squad, and I just like- Need a Snyder cut. Oh god, no we don't. Make it 4-3? Make it longer? No, fuck, god. Yeah, exactly, let's make it four hours long and have scenes that don't need to be there. That's what you're thinking about, I think so.


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[Assistant] But yeaah, I mean, for bar- large crowds like you said, with a bunch of damn kids, fuuuuck that.


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[Assistant] I've only been to Dick's once and it was really fun because this was when I was younger. This was a spring break, Myrtle Beach. And uhm, we had a buddy down there and he lost a bet and we cut his hair. He had long hair at the time. We cut him a mullet.


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[Assistant] And as soon as we walk in the dicks, guy gets on the loudspeaker goes, everybody check out the mullet.


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[Assistant] Where do you go from? Where do you go from there? Like, I just been all over the place. Naves, what you got? You've been quiet.


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[Assistant] No, After Effects, like you said, After Effects broke the rules of After Effects. Really? It was just doing something weird. And the best I can figure out is it's a glitch. Have you updated it? Was it doing the same thing after that?


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, he did everything. Yeah, this keyframe, they were keyframes moving when they should have been moving. It was just like, what the fuck's happening?


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[Assistant] Like there's a dent in it or something, huh?


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[Assistant] They added some stuff because that game was kind of frustrating.


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[Assistant] I'm not gonna talk about food, but I was, uh, downtown at a restaurant this weekend, and there was a damn seaplane landing in the river. Okay. And then taking off again, and then, like, it was practicing. Okay. But it was, I'd never seen a seaplane land in, in downtown Wilmington, right there on the riverfront.


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[Assistant] Fuuuck, and I just, you know, kinda brace, and I'm like, I can't swerve, I don't know where it's going. You're waiting for the sound? No sound.


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[Assistant] Look in my rear view mirror, see the little bunny standing in the street, fine. It's like, oh thank you. Black cat runs out of the bush.


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[Assistant] I went walking in this little park, uhm, beyond the Castle Hain Bridge not too long ago, and there's a bridge there, and there must have been two- Who's this coming in the door? It's Anthony.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Yeaah. Maybe tonight. B'day. Is the podcast coming out on Thursday? What's today?


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[Assistant] Was what I was gonna say. Oh! 200, 300 caterpillars all over this room. Oh shit, okay. Weird. It was awesome though.


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[Assistant] I'm glad that I can take him out of it. I'll only hit him in. You know what? Forget it. I overthink things. So, what are we playing next?


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[Assistant] So if we have to all go in and get a key, then why don't we just all go in and get a key?


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[Assistant] And I'm pretty sure I'm the unpopular, this is the unpopular, uh,


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[Assistant] Yeah, but I think that if we played games where we were with each other the entire time, it also wouldn't be a bad thing.


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[Assistant] That's it. And we cater our games for that one thing and maybe we could do one that's just completely like that. All of us together all the time. And it's.


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[Assistant] It's not a deal breaker. No. Sound design and making it sound right, obviously, and just the right music. Oh yea. Yea. And, and, I don't know, I mean, you, hey, you guys might watch this and be like, it's too long, but I liked it, I had it for so long.


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[Assistant] No, I think it would be really cool to have a series that, yea, no spectator, we're all together, but it's as much love and attention is put into editing it as anything else that we do cinematically.


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[Assistant] Not worry about fucking surviving. We have plenty of things that we already survive in.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Conan was pretty good. That's another thing that people, you know, would like to see come back.


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[Assistant] Well, there's probably vehicles in there. We don't know. We just saw a little bit. We don't know.


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[Assistant] We do, there's thousands of these like, fucking mutants running around. You think they're fucking running a go gas?


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[Assistant] You know what we play that we can't control time man, it's fucking Valheim.


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[Assistant] Look like they were doing something, uh, quite creative.


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[Assistant] But they wouldn't go, they wouldn't go to that movie just like I'm not going to see a French film. They might though. They might have a grand child. It's not marketed for them. So they're not supposed to go to it. Therefore. Yeah. They wouldn't get it.


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[Assistant] Uh, it's, it sounds like it's still way too difficult to game. I don't wanna go back. It's not that difficult. Uh, no, I mean, the, I guess the NPCs? Yeah, they've got, they're still, they're still way fucking, way difficult. On this next one?


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[Assistant] No, we've adjusted that. It's the tank that doesn't move. Oh, it has been adjusted? Yes. Oh, cause I remember hearing several times, oh, that was adjusted. Then that was, every time, they never fucking missed. Yeah. It was like, what? No, you were standing still.


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[Assistant] Neither were those guys, and I swear, I'm not even gonna-


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[Assistant] You see, Deep Rock, uh, it, it was crazy, but you still, you didn't die all the time and you still were able to shoot things. So like I've had so much more fun playing a game like that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, oh no no, I like, I like, I get you liking that challenge because you're a capable gamer.


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[Assistant] I get that, like I would get it, I would be challenged to do things that I am capable and I like to be challenged to do things that I'm capable in. But gaming's not one of them. Aiming and shooting at somebody like that just, it just isn't for me.


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[Assistant] It does, right? I won several American Music Awards.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I've watched his videos that he does on YouTube like in his living room with his boyfriend. Okay. Have you guys ever seen any of his stuff? He does like musical stuff or whatever. He's fantastic.


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[Assistant] Oh nice, yeaah, he's, he's totally comedic, at least the stuff that I've seen while he's doing it. So it's not just him, you know, being like, I'm a serious singer that happens to be a comedic actor.


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[Assistant] No, no, I think no. I have never seen, I've gone to Dead Crow probably, I don't know, 30 times.


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[Assistant] So I guess so, I guess the peeps know what AMA is cause I didn't.


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[Assistant] But there are a lot of extra words. I do see your point because now we've got these like other languages that are happening amongst English. And it's going to be hard for old fogies like me to be able to find the pasta.


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[Assistant] Smuckers jelly. You, you really just gave away a billion dollar idea to the fucking smuckers. Smucks bucks. Smucks bucks. Alright, nerd uploaded.


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[Assistant] Yes, I was a carpenter. Uh, for like, I started gutting houses with my buddy Tommy. You know Tommy. I do. When I was 13 years old.


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[Assistant] So back in 19, seven, 19, seven. Back when Smugs Bucks was the main currency. Turn of the century. We built a house with a Sears catalog. And I've pretty much used that as my main way of making a living for, uh, until about six years ago.


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[Assistant] Thank you. Uh, even though I still get confused because I honestly...


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[Assistant] I have little pet peeves about the paint brushes, of course. You always gotta wrap them in plastic. Yeah. Next question. Okay.


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[Assistant] And I was allergic, but it was so stupid because I knew I was allergic to dogs that had that shed like a lot and cats. So I wanted to get it to something that, and then I'm like, Oh, I'll just be a groomer. That's the obviously even worse because we're on


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[Assistant] You know, there's one thing that I do, like obviously yes, I'm the oldest one here, I'm an old fucking bogey, but I do appreciate new music. I don't care what the fuck it is, I don't care what genre, I'm never gonna be too old for new music that I like.


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[Assistant] Of course there's gonna be a lot of new music that I hate. You know, I think we all kinda are kinda like that musically, where a lot of people get stuck in their shit. Right. Like, oh, I only listen to that stuff, I don't listen to this and that and the other. Right, right.


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[Assistant] Right, so you're talking about unique, completely unique types of music. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] No, it's a weird, not fancy place, alright? It's an awkward place.


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[Assistant] And we see that in the trailer, obviously. And people are reacting. I think it looks stupid as shit too. I vote for Dora's opinion.


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[Assistant] And that sounds really weird too, because if you didn't particularly like these other movies, now you're being reminded of somebody taking your money and you didn't enjoy it.


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[Assistant] And I still haven't seen the one that was before that. So, homecoming. Watch out behind.


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[Assistant] Or playing it himself, or looking at it. I'm sorry, go ahead.


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[Assistant] Yes, this was a lot of fun. Good idea, Thicc. Great idea.


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[Assistant] That's actually good. That is, because I thought, and anyone wanna guess how old she is?


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[Assistant] 71. Well, based on you. Yeah, based on me. 76. I'll say she's 80. 102. $1.


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[Assistant] 79. Oh, I was close. Oh, you overbid.


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[Assistant] Hold on a second and we'll put it on speaker. Okay, this won't be awkward at all.


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[Assistant] I'm proud that when I was 15 I was on 42nd street in the 80s and I was getting a fake ID.


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[Assistant] Like yeaah, exactly. But like the peep show's just the weird fuckin' shit that used to be around.


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[Assistant] And the things that you could tell him, like I imagine that you make up stories, like, Hey, I want you to like talk to Jack and Jack.


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[Assistant] Yep. And he was in like the first lethal weapon or one of the lethal weapons. Yep. His arm.


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[Assistant] Get your baby lazy, get your baby a job. Oh wait a second. What? What Simon? Oh it is fucking, you know what? It's dot org dot net but no dot com.


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[Assistant] Okay, how do you spell Greedo? G-R-E-E-D-O. BabyGreedo.com. Boom. And exact match. Only $12 a year. Wow. Let's buy that one, okay?


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[Assistant] I actually have a better one than all those. Hold on, I'm searching teenage Java anyway, uh, and of course that's available, go ahead.


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[Assistant] And by the way, uh, jobababy.com is available. Oh.


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[Assistant] And Skillshare offers thousands of inspiring classes for creative and curious people on subjects including illustration, design, photography, video editing,


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[Assistant] Animation and so much more and members get unlimited access to thousands of inspiring classes with hands on projects and feedback from a community of literally millions of people.


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[Assistant] And most classes are under 60 minutes with short lessons to fit any schedule. The classes are curated specifically for learning, so there are no ads and they're always launching new premium classes so you can stay focused and follow wherever your creativity takes you.


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[Assistant] And it's less than 10 bucks a month with an annual subscription. That's a great deal. And my teacher that I've been using is Esteban Gast. I'm finishing up the creative toolkit, six techniques to spark original ideas.


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[Assistant] And what I like about Esteban and I'm sure what everyone needs to get from their teacher.


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[Assistant] I mean, not only is he keeping me engaged, but he is in a good way, forcing me to think in a different way. That's exactly what this course is doing for me. It's making me get outside of my normal thought pattern so I could try to be more creative.


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[Assistant] And I can only imagine all the other classes that can help you. So the first thousand subscribers to click the link in the description of this podcast will get a free trial of premium memberships. So you can check it out for yourself.


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[Assistant] Explore your creative side. Go. Do it. Badabang. Thank you. Skillshare.


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[Assistant] Read, write. Well the thing is though, you can't train your child to be in the back of that truck and then take an impact where it's not gonna throw that child far.


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[Assistant] You can't practice that, that's the issue that I think people have with it.


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[Assistant] You never know. I would love to watch a lot of our other shit that we haven't seen in years too and talk over it.


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[Assistant] That's actually good. That is, because I thought, and anyone wanna guess how old she is?


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[Assistant] 71. Well, based on you. Yeah, based on me. 76. I'll say she's 80. 102. $1.


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[Assistant] 79. Oh, that was close. Oh, you overbid, Thix. I win.


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[Assistant] Hold on a second, uhm, let me see, and we'll put it on speaker. Okay, this won't be awkward at all.


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[Assistant] No, happy birthday again. I'm doing the podcast right now and I'm talking to you and you're talking into a microphone right now.


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[Assistant] Yes, on a podcast. Happy 79th birthday and, and you are the reason why I love sandwiches, right?


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[Assistant] You know what, yeah, mom, so far you suckin'.


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[Assistant] Well, it's, my mom likes easy-paced shit. Something tells me that this is not easy-paced stuff. Clash of Clans. My mom likes to play, you know, like gambling games. Ah.


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[Assistant] But she doesn't gamble, like, you know, like, it's weird, you know, I don't know what the hell they're called.


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[Assistant] Well, we've got the story. From Florida. Anything else exciting? I heard you almost died.


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[Assistant] No, that's just in the thumbnail. That was, yea, that's clickbait. No, we didn't do that though.


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[Assistant] But, you know what? I mean, we could talk about one more thing, we could end it.


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[Assistant] Now I don't know if things are going to be the same in April, but in early April I'm going out to Florida and I'm flying out, but would a pilot's helmet and mask be acceptable? Like Top Gun?


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[Assistant] We should also reminisce about the Great Depression.


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[Assistant] Actually, I found a, uh, I found a fun gem, uh, cause I got, like, I'm scrolling through, like, Facebook or something, and, uh, ad for Cameo comes up, and we've talked about this before, but it's like, connect with Gary Busey, and I was like, wait a minute.


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[Assistant] Gary Busey's cameos are su- they're such a treasure. Oh really? I can imagine.


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[Assistant] I would rather see like, if he was still alive today, uh, Stephen Hawking and Gary Busey, buddy cop movie. Well maybe it's a trio, it's a detective trio.


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[Assistant] Someone, someone gives us a ton of money, they say, hey, you gotta redo a movie, you pick a movie, and you make it. What's it gonna be? Oh damn.


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[Assistant] That's what I want to do with the, uh, the Star Wars prequels. Let me, let me help. Please, let me help.


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[Assistant] Yep, episode seven, no gungans in sight. That's how it starts. And I'm not telling anymore because it's gonna cost you money. But just because there are no gungans in sight, that means it's gonna be better than anything that they put out there.


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[Assistant] How much? How much you want for it?


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[Assistant] I just want baby- Okay, it's yours. What? Make it happen. It's mine.


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[Assistant] Some kids just have that, they just have it. It's what we call an intangible.


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[Assistant] Five Star Warlord and Clash of Clans.


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[Assistant] The other day my daughter's complaining, she's like, uh, Abuela's got me playing Clash of Clans and she just called me and she needs balloons and soldiers. That's fucking hysterical. That is so funny. She's got my daughter's boyfriend playing, my niece, my sister. And she'll give him shit.


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[Assistant] It's already ruined! Well, I didn't pre-order, so nevermind, I'm good. Yeah.


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[Assistant] He was seemed to be quoting Battlefield. Johnny Dice. Right, Johnny Dice himself. So unless Level Cap was lying, that was officially what makes you now think this is ruined.


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[Assistant] No, so it sounds like in 2042, yeah, the vehicles will spawn just magically in the air like they used to.


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[Assistant] Well yea, nobody's gonna do that. It makes perfect sense that you guys said they're gonna be redoing maps. So that's where you'll get it. You'll get to have that. Maybe.


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[Assistant] But the scene, I've seen the trailer and that looks like, uh, interesting. It's all shot by Val Kilmer. It's called Val. Back up, back up.


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[Assistant] He's got throat cancer, and he can't even speak.


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[Assistant] That's right, with Val. And he wasn't like, I guess the known as not knowing, carrying those lines. Wow, how fast we went from Battlefield to Val Kilmer.


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[Assistant] I would place a bet that the next one takes a while. Good ideas take a while to come back.


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[Assistant] But this one here, they went to the future, it took them a while. The next one, they're gonna be even a little bit farther in the future, and then they're gonna have the S-Trips.


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[Assistant] Like, I don't mind that at all. It reminds me of, uh, Star Wars Battlefront 2 did that, I think. It's like, oh, isn't that enough people in here? No, whatever, screw it, just throw it up, throw something in the eye.


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[Assistant] And this is, it sounds like even if somebody like in the game jumps out, so full game or whatever, one person jumps out, bloop, that guy is automatically replaced with a bot.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I was like, you know what, that's cool. Keeps it big. Probably is going to allow us to get more kills because I'm much better against bots than I am against real players.


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[Assistant] Good question. I'm curious to see how this AI acts though because I mean we've seen AI in past Battlefield games not do so good.


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[Assistant] You know? You see, I think that, and it probably is, but I mean, for me, a non...


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[Assistant] I'm, um, obviously I don't know how to make games, but when they're making the game, I'm sure the AI, just like everything else, kind of has stages and development.


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[Assistant] When you're making a game, right? So, you know, you would think that that's, it's no skin off their back. They can have that saved and you can go, I want the AI from the first generation, from the second, from the third. You could pick this, the difficulty level of your AI.


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[Assistant] You should be able to. You would think that that's an option. And then in developing it, you'd be like, you know, you could just always save the, you know, does that make sense? Save the progression. You mentioned difficulty and that is interesting. I wonder if you can control the difficulty. But who picks it?


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[Assistant] Did that movie come out? Sorry to interrupt. It didn't come out and they also re-branded it. Or they re-did the trailer completely because the first one, the first trailer and the second trailers were like put out a year apart. Okay, sorry to interrupt me. Go ahead, yeaah. I just, I didn't know about that movie.


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[Assistant] Maybe. Yeah, they have to slowly learn. Then they become aware and then they take over the world.


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[Assistant] That's gonna be interesting. Yeah, it's like, oh man, we can't get through these bots. These bots are a whole lot fucking tougher than we imagined.


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[Assistant] Build their own airstrips. But it sounds like, and this might be good for us, it sounds like if we all wanted to jump in, we could jump into a server with just five of us. Like okay, only five people in here and populate the entire thing with bots. I'm curious to do that just to see how they act. We're gonna have to do that. Our team and their team. Like what's, yes. Like what happens?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm curious to see the names, cause I think it's gonna be very similar to Battlefront 2, where it's probably just gonna be a generic looking character running around, and then when you kill it, it has just like the dumbest names, like BBXR5, some crazy shit.


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[Assistant] What are the names gonna be? Jim. I hate Jim. Jimbot.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's fun. That's it. Done. You didn't have to link all this shit. Nah, fuck you. Agreed. Fuck you.


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[Assistant] Why is that so odd? Maybe even- Later Vegas? Yeah, a little bit later Vegas. Just a little! Is that okay? Okay. I mean, I don't know-


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[Assistant] You just show them a receipt of your air flight.


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[Assistant] And, and sometimes I'll consider myself like okay at stuff, but then I go like Megan Fox, she fucking, she does the job. She does the fucking job. Like just the job deserves a lot of credit.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's Scarlett Johansson fighting Harvey Weinstein who has a floating fortress in the sky. That's the plot.


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[Assistant] That's the thing that feels so disjointed is yeah, you have like a lot of the scenes with just the family are really good. Like the family dynamic in this movie with Black Widow and like her little group is pretty good. But you have these nice like small scenes juxtaposed with this just insane big action that does not fit this character at all.


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[Assistant] And what is she, like, she never really did any, like, spy stealthy shit.


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[Assistant] And my biggest thing with it was just the amount of damage Black Widow could take.


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[Assistant] Shit. But doesn't this all kind of fall under the same thing that happened in every fucking Avengers movie where she didn't belong there, neither did the guy with the fucking arrows. And we let that slide. Like I get what you're saying, but really the same shit has been also been happening this whole fucking time.


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, it does, but it's, it is kinda, you know, I'm not, I'm not not agreeing with you. Her scene, her first scene in the Avengers movie is wonderful because she's tied up and the guy's like spilling his guts to her.


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[Assistant] Exactly, exactly, with the spy stuff. You gotta keep those characters human, like they get injured easily, you know, and it sucks, and I get they're superheroes, but they're not invincible.


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[Assistant] So yeaah, I got the entire movie experience. Been a while. Nice. And I kinda wanted to support the movie theater anyway. I mean yeaah, they don't get much from ticket sales. They make all their money from concessions. So I was like, you know what, these guys might need it. No, that's true.


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[Assistant] That's funny, I saw some, well, but I saw some stuff on the internet that said very different. Oh! Who knows? I wonder if every theater's different. Maybe some theaters haven't worked out where they get a cut.


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[Assistant] See, somebody was getting blown in the back and they were using popcorn as a front.


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[Assistant] It's at the bottom. 8 Ball. Tell you what. Blowjobs. Over there, uh, I feel like I got ripped off over at the point the other day again. Uhm, we-


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[Assistant] It's up to them. You can still get coffee, uh, you know, for like really cheap or free, but it's shitty.


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[Assistant] Food line. At least for office. Give cars a food line. Cause we can buy office supplies. Beer. Beer. Food line.


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[Assistant] Our office is not that big. No, it's small.


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[Assistant] Well, what now? How long have we been going? Just about 20, 30? 32 minutes. 30.


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[Assistant] She has a cold, and I'm like, I'm trying to be, you know, I'm around a kid that has, I think, a cold.


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[Assistant] Yup, yup. Yeah, okay, damn. Sold. Well, do you like cream soda?


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[Assistant] That's what it reminds me of at the end.


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[Assistant] That's insane. I mean, I always thought of that place as like the pot capital of North Carolina. Cause every time I go up there, there's like fucking drum circles and hippies everywhere. That's just the vibe of that town.


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[Assistant] You know who's in Nashville that I saw she was on Cameo? Victoria Jackson.


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[Assistant] Definitely, you know, older now, but uh, yeaah.


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[Assistant] Two women, uh, I don't care, uh, no matter what either one of them look like, as long as they're, you know, they're up in the brain, I would do both of them. Okay. Yeah. Good. You're making it happen. Preferably at the same time. You got time. Oh yeah. Okay. Just, let's just get this shit done and have a good time.


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[Assistant] And they have, they've got the people, like these are testimonials now, so then they'll get like some, let's just say, uh, uh, Spanish speaking person from the street, and like, she'll be like,


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[Assistant] I, you know, with a bad accent here, I bought the water and, uh, next thing you know, I bought a lottery ticket and I won a thousand dollars.


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[Assistant] Oh man, listen, I am at Direct from Lourdes, a Catholic gift shop. If we get a sponsor. Oh yeaah, yeaah. You can absolutely buy, uh,


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[Assistant] This one's Pope Water from the Holy Land. Man, you can get three glass miraculous bottles of Lord's Holy Water for only 20 bucks! That's a deal! That is a steal!


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[Assistant] Every shipment too, you could do that too, like just big shipments of just do the whole.


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[Assistant] That would be a fun stream. I mean, I know there's logistics involved, but to set that up one night where we're all just hanging out in a hot tub.


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[Assistant] You know what? I'm so surprised that you would even like...


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[Assistant] Go there, because it's pasta in a burrito. That's like having a spaghetti sandwich. Which I've talked about, I do eat.


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[Assistant] Crazy. Crazy. The world be crazy. So let's end the show on something that's not crazy, but full of love and joy.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, I remember having fun when we recorded it, but yeah, there wasn't anything that I can remember that stood out as like, oh yeah, that was really...


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[Assistant] Well, I think it's more nonsense like Dora's saying though, it's more nonsense when you've progressed so much in the game, you don't feel like- It's not fresh. Nothing's fresh.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you didn't get that? Okay, so can you, can't, yeah. It was very, very clear.


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[Assistant] Adora, Thicc, and myself, we've all played golf. It's not like we play golf regularly, but we've all played golf at least a dozen times, if not like a dozen. Real life golf.


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[Assistant] So I think you have that little extra appreciation for the dumb game that it is. And the reason why I love it is I think it's pretty obvious.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, well it takes work, Neebs. You know, you can't just speak it and make it happen. Geez, geez.


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[Assistant] Okay, well can you do us a favor and not do that anymore?


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[Assistant] Because I don't think anyone likes to see that. Or just maybe sit it out.


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[Assistant] But listen, Nibs, but the reason why it's different is I don't purposely try to keep on jumping the canyon 50 times when I know I can't make the jump. You'll do that and run out of strokes.


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[Assistant] No, you keep on doing it in a way where you go, the odds are very slim, like, okay, whatever, we're good.


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[Assistant] If you're listening, there's tracks going up and down and all around, and it looks like something might have spilled out.


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[Assistant] So, you're saying that people will get married in a video game.


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[Assistant] Like they'll have a ceremony, but they'll act it out in the video game, and then get raided and murdered during that. Because that's what happens.


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[Assistant] Well, the whole thing is geeks can't, geek isn't specific to gaming. Yeah, exactly. So, so you're going to have to be gaming, uh, geek, SIPA or gaming world type gaming.


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[Assistant] Dr. Pepper, you know there's Dr. Pepper freaks out there. That might be a real one.


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[Assistant] Imagine that though. I mean, that's, that'd be interesting to walk past when you're going to take a shit in the back of the plane. And then you just walk by like just, just two people grinding on top of one another, obviously trying to, you know, hide and fuck at the same time.


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[Assistant] I think it's a lot more appealing for people. No, no. I don't know what that is. Neither do I.


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[Assistant] I think more dating apps are going to be out there for people who like don't want to ever meet. Maybe that, you know what I'm saying? Like they just want to be online companions.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean a lot of people have, a lot of people have issues with actually meeting people, a lot of phobias get, you know, I don't know, I think they're growing as we go on and it's so, it's easier to, like if I was painfully shy, I would jump into the world of online and I'd probably get into a relationship online and live in this virtual world. Cause that's what people are gonna be able to do and then it's gonna get really weird.


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[Assistant] And it's less than 10 bucks a month with an annual subscription and I'm using Skillshare. I mean, right now my new teacher is Yasmin Cheyenne and I'm watching her class. It's writing for self discovery.


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[Assistant] Six journaling prompts for gratitude and growth and I watched her introduction and I said, yeah, I like her.


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[Assistant] Do you like keep it in the closet, in the hallway, in the fucking middle of the house, or do you keep it in the bathroom? Nah, it's in the garage. Really? Keep it in the garage. Really? Okay.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you have holders that are made, like you got a plunge or you could put, you like, you lift it up and then it opens up this casing or something like, you know, it opens up like a flower or something like that. The shit thing pops out, you plunge plunge.


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[Assistant] Well you could do that and then put it in the thing next to the toilet.


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[Assistant] So, I know that we, I know we've talked about it before, cause it's been a thing of mine. I'll ask you, Absorbed specifically, do you feel any shame while letting loose some massive shit in a public restroom when you know someone else is right there, like two feet away from you?


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[Assistant] Cause I try to, I try to keep the shit. I try to hold the shit in until other people leave.


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[Assistant] Well, I'm curious, does anyone else feel like ashamed? Even me in an airport, I feel shame.


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[Assistant] I want the cameras though. I still want the cameras. I think that we should have cameras and do this. It'd be fun.


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[Assistant] So am I looking at the right thing where if I pee to the left I'm gonna ski down on the left side of the slope?


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[Assistant] I was just looking at that video and now I don't know what we were talking about.


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[Assistant] You went right back to bathrooms. That's the shitter video games. I haven't seen those yet. The last topic, even though there is a video game that we wanted to make that had shit as a main player in it, I still think that- That sounds like something we'd do. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] I don't know if I'd put too much, I think it would be fun to do a course that you could, you know,


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[Assistant] Just throw in some cool Niebzgaming type props in it.


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[Assistant] And I love the game. I, I love, and I love the game. It just, to me, I would think that you'd probably find that somebody else who made a better course, steal their work.


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[Assistant] But their courses are amazing every time that we play any of those courses. Even the bi- I mean except for the super basic one in golf with friends. Except for the super basic one and even that one is very- they're very good. I think that that's still great so, I mean I-


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[Assistant] Cause that seems like it'd be a fucking nightmare to try even come close to be as good as what they do, you know? Cause they're so creative to how creative you are. You can, you can come up with the, I think I don't have that creativity, obviously that, you know.


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[Assistant] Would you guys legit play? I really do want to stop and play.


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[Assistant] I'm a little worried. Well, I'm with Simon. I'm a little worried that when we come across you guys, you're going to have like a F-18s and 18-wheelers and...


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[Assistant] Listen to me. I'm listening to you.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean that's an annoying thing in most every game, isn't it?


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[Assistant] We're doing it to each other and you get everything we have. Like fuck you, we get what you got too.


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[Assistant] Yeah, should be interesting, especially the first episode.


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[Assistant] So yea, Anthony's got his work cut out for him as far as, uh, well, the cinematic angle, all that stuff. And then, but adding that discord element, he's in charge of putting us in the right rooms. So, uh, he's a busy little beaver.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and he gets to see all of it and where the rest of us did not, so that's- Yeah, that's- I mean, that's how you wanna-


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[Assistant] And you know after the session, you usually know, you know.


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[Assistant] Sometimes it's better than you remembered though. Uhm, that happens to you, thankfully.


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[Assistant] Oh god, fuck that area. Oh boy. It's another one of those places, you're like, god, this is just like hell. It's so pretty up there, but like, ugh. Everything's fuck all.


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[Assistant] If you feel anything, there's no, nothing registers on the other.


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[Assistant] It looks like it's got a lot more cinematic, but you're kind of playing through the cinematic as well.


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[Assistant] Exactly, like some things are hard to not make fun of, and I totally understand your side too, so.


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[Assistant] Isn't that for them to not kill birds and stuff, I think? They want the...


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[Assistant] Did you guys hear about that woman that had nine kids? That's insane. And she was expecting seven, right?


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[Assistant] It was like years ago. I think it is. Uhm, yeah. Oh well. Anyway, that's nuts. Is that lady half possum or something? I have no idea how that works. I don't know. Imagine that tax break.


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[Assistant] I know they're, um, they're not doing the best. I don't know how bad they're doing, but.


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[Assistant] Well, let's see how this goes. Here we, Malian mother's non-upplets face months in incubators, says clinic. Nine babies born to Malian woman will need to spend two to three months in incubators.


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[Assistant] I was watching something last night that was, uh, I forget what...


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[Assistant] It's like GQ, whatever when they have like a special guest with a particular skill, like looking at movie parts.


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[Assistant] Tom Cruise jumping out the Mission Impossible, where it's him jumping out the plane, you know what I'm talking about? The amount of time that went in that, because he did all that apparently was gist.


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[Assistant] Weeks and weeks like it was stupid for that one shot. Like, Fox, five or six weeks. I think he had to do 265 jumps before he could even do it. Like, it was a pretty committed part. I don't know, it was a pretty amazing scene.


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[Assistant] It's no Mortal Kombat. I'll tell you that much. Oh, that's what you saw. You said you liked that. No, I didn't say I said it was stupid. Everybody says the same thing.


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[Assistant] But that's, you know, everything else is just fucking dumb. It's the schlock you expect.


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[Assistant] They were brilliant in one regard and I could- does anyone even give a sh- like I could say spoiler alert right now. Spoiler alert. Spoiler alert. And you guys don't care?


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[Assistant] They were brilliant in the way that they, uh, you know, Goro, the forearm. So Goro is like obviously a lot of CG, all CG.


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[Assistant] They, they, they killed him really quick, which was like a, you know, like a surprise. He got killed out really quick. That was a budget decision. Which just told me that they're like, they didn't have to deal with him the whole fucking movie, like CG-wise, you know what I mean? He just gotta knock his ass out.


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[Assistant] Maybe have someone who can fly do that maybe. That'd be cool.


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[Assistant] First step is us getting back together, and that's very soon.


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[Assistant] Lots of comments. It's in the comments section of every video we do. Pretty much. Like there's no way Simon is this bad at video games. No one's this damn stupid. No, it's not possible.


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[Assistant] Not at this point. But it is! It's not stupid. No, I know. No, you're not stupid.


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[Assistant] Oh, I'm sure. No, no, no. I will at least retain the information from week to week.


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[Assistant] I feel like I've been fooled by everybody, but I'm, again, I'm an idiot, so it's easy.


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[Assistant] Look how much of a manipulative asshole I am. Please hire me. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, I like Among Us more too. I think because Among Us facilitates conversation. You know what I mean? Like it wants you to talk, sit down and talk to each other and accuse each other. Whereas, you know, this game is just kinda like, I'm hiding from the monster or I'm the monster trying to get you.


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[Assistant] No. Like there was, there was one hour going, I might throw that one out, but I still had fun. Yep.


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[Assistant] I think it's something one of your antivirus software is not talking to the anti-cheat software that's built into the game because we watched your screen and when it was trying to load it would always get to the anti-cheat and the bar would fill up a little bit and then it would crash.


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[Assistant] Right, so, you know, I don't have to look down at my keyboard if my hand goes down there, I can, I can feel that texture and go, oh, those are the rough keys, that's WASD. So it's a way to instantly, like, you don't have to look down at your keyboard, you can instantly reset.


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[Assistant] It's all the other stuff. It's like one, two, three, yeaah. And then that, that just so far for me has just come down to muscle memory. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Certain elements of that. Well, I think it does get, like, I mean, I feel, we all feel this, especially when we have, I mean, just recently we had how many cinematic series going on at once? Four? Four at one time. And even for me, I was like, god damn, like, my brain is just getting fried here, because it was like, it's Ark, it's Scrap, it's Minecraft, and it's Seven Days, and they all have different, like, you know, quirks about them, and like,


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[Assistant] You know, inventory for one is different than the other. Recipes. Holy shit. They're building stuff.


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[Assistant] And those games are like, um, you know, survival games have a lot more, uh, mechanics about them than like, you know, something like Among Us or even something like Dead by Daylight.


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[Assistant] It's like there's a lot more shit to remember. There's like, you know, okay, there's all these recipes and this is how you make certain things. This is how we craft and look at just a lot.


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[Assistant] Arc is so weird to me because I like Arc a lot. I do too. But I would hate playing that game on normal servers. Me too. Oh, it sounds like a full-time job. That sounds awful to me. Horrible.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but if you have the time to do it, you get it, but it's like, man, I don't want to have to worry about light dinosaurs. And that's the thing, by the time you get anywhere, some alpha tribe is probably just gonna come through and ruin everything.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that game looks deep. It is very deep. It's one of those ones, like, even like, um, uh, Empyrean, um, which is cool. That tutorial is deep. It's like, god damn, okay. Made for certain. You have to open a manual for someone to play it.


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[Assistant] Yes. So yeaah. If you have that engineering mind, you know, that mind, like I like to build stuff, like put stuff together.


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[Assistant] Well also like to us a good recording time is like an hour and a half, two hours tops. Right.


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[Assistant] And a lot of those games in order to do like something like...


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[Assistant] Like in a period like, oh, I got to build a spaceship. That's going to take probably a hundred hours. And it's like, okay, we can't move that quickly.


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[Assistant] Pretty much. We're gonna do this for three hours because we need resources.


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[Assistant] Like chocolate and pancakes. You're the reason they keep fucking it up.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's how I am, man. My PS4 at home is my entertainment system. I run everything off of that bad boy. PS5, like, I don't have to be the first one to get one, but once that, you know, when a God of War 6 or whatever they're on comes out, like, I'm gonna wanna play that.


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[Assistant] It does look good, I don't think it's, it's weird to call it a new game because I mean it's, it's technically a new story but it's almost like,


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[Assistant] It's not DLC because it's not downloadable content but they've created this new story that's just attached to the old Spider-Man game. It runs on the same engine.


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[Assistant] It drops it to 30 frames per second, but if you have that, if you have that stuff off, then you could get 60. Me personally, I don't like, if you, if you can give me 60 frames per second, I'm a happy motherfucker. I like that smooth.


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[Assistant] I like the way it look. I mean, reflections to me, who gives a shit? I've been playing games without reflections for years, so.


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[Assistant] If reflections are gone and I get a better frame rate, I'm going for the better frame rate.


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[Assistant] There's some stuff if you're interested in buying, go for it. Yeah. Yeah, no pressure. And yeah, no pressure. Thanks for the support.


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[Assistant] Four, five, six? That's kinda nuts. We were doing them with that one company, but now we switched over to Freakers, which we love because they're a local company.


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[Assistant] That's on there. That's cool. Yeah, that's cool. I like it. We've ended two cinematics. We gotta figure out what's next.


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[Assistant] Yeah, now that, like, now that we have, uh,


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[Assistant] Well, we have two cinematics off our plate. We could probably add another, but that will also free us up to do more just one-offs.


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[Assistant] It's that fr- it's a fried chim- you know, it's a chimichanga. Chimichanga. Just stuffed with turkey and dressing and, um, cranberry sauce.


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, it's, uh, I, I, like, pecked through it like a bird. Okay. Did you leave mad? I'm sure you did. No, I didn't leave mad, like, it was good, the gravy was good, it tastes good, but- Don't you hate when you leave?


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[Assistant] It's been a long time since I've left just fuming mad at a restaurant.


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[Assistant] Now things have changed. Quite a bit.


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[Assistant] Yeah, from Thor. Yeah. The gatekeeper I guess he is. He sees everything. Oh yeah.


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[Assistant] What is it? I'm sure they're still working, but they're just like piling up movies.


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[Assistant] It's a Paul Feig show. Uhm, forgot the name of it. Who's Paul Feig? This country. Paul Feig is that, uh, that son of a bitch.


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[Assistant] Okay, I didn't know that. I mean, I don't know, if you know how to organize a film set, it's like, okay, he can still find work, I guess. Well, what else has he done? Um, episodes of The Office, and he's done some like, uh, fucking just movie comedies.


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[Assistant] But I'm also, I feel like, uh, I feel like I'm at a point, I don't know if you guys feel like we're at a point, like I'm fine doing stuff like without, I mean getting a budget great, but the less investors we have to deal with and distributors. Exactly.


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[Assistant] That's the other problem I have with Tombstone. We don't own it. Like, if I do anything in the future, I want us to own it.


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[Assistant] I just thought you'd be more excited about it. No, I wanna know what it's called. I'm gonna Google elliptical on wheels. Yeah. And did it look like this? Mmm, it did. Okay.


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[Assistant] It's, yeah, an outdoor elliptical machine. And she was moving. Damn. Nice. It's like, it's over a grand. Geez.


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[Assistant] I wanna try that now, I wanna sit in a bucket with an umbrella and a leaf blower. Me too. That sounds fun.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna have one from today's episode right after yours, Simon, then it goes to thick. This is how it goes.


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[Assistant] Oh, I thought you said comments. I could've swore you were gonna do them. Oh no, I have plenty of comments. Roll with it, buddy. Let's keep it- Well, Adam says-


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[Assistant] I feel like, uh, did Perkins, did they call them hotcakes or was it just other truck stops and shit I was at growing up?


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[Assistant] And was replaced with a stinky diner.


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[Assistant] Uhm, yeaah, a lot of people thought it would be RBI baseball, but it was RPG baseball.


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[Assistant] I'm in the bathroom. Wasn't there like some weird app thing that did that years ago? Something like that?


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[Assistant] Well, I have to say you guys be funny. Oh, I've got a uhm, this is my comment that I picked.


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[Assistant] And I tell you what, what a controversy this is. We haven't heard. If you look at the majority of the comments, they address this.


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[Assistant] And this is from today's episode, the one that was uhm, what's it called? What was today's called?


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[Assistant] Uh huh. You said go ahead take it Dora.


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[Assistant] The runaway. Unexpected. Didn't expect that. Crown Jewel. Didn't expect that. That was all part of my audition tape. I know. It's fantastic. You made that


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[Assistant] Yeah, nobody's seen me yet, so that's a spoiler. It's a big mystery. There's a mystique. Mhm. Well, I guess you do see me in the, nevermind. Simon, are you done with yours?


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[Assistant] So this is the controversial one, not to add more controversy. This was a random one.


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[Assistant] Well that's, we weren't, we weren't very inspired by one or five Battlefield friends-wise. So, there's part of it.


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[Assistant] And Astro, if you're in, we would look like six people. That would be six people.


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[Assistant] But we have to first, because I don't think we can directly fly to Sweden. I think we have to probably fly where one of the two countries we possibly can right now, given everything. And then we have to become citizens there. We have to become citizens there so then we can fly somewhere else. And we'll just see what angle we have to take to get to Stockholm.


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[Assistant] That's not true. Why'd you read that? You could probably call their president or what's her face by phone.


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[Assistant] No, no, no, but I'll tell you what's fun. Their prime minister is about the coolest fucking leader ever. She just like won, like, with, uh...


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[Assistant] But what, Jacinda Ardern, have you guys seen her talk much? Or like, did you ever see when like Colbert was over there? No. She's uh, she is down, I think she's 40. Yea, she's 40.


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[Assistant] Not even married to her ma- like, like, not that you have- I'm just saying, she's got a partner, I guess you could say. Uhm, who was like- So I got a chance. Yeaah. He was like, grilling out for fucking, uh, Colbert, and she seems like a good leader. She seemed real. It's nice. She had a baby while in office, you know that? Really? Yeaah.


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[Assistant] I think nobody like calls her out on bullshit because they can all like, I don't know, it just feels genuine.


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[Assistant] Compared to Australia, which is, has very, uh, very many interesting, um, animals and dangerous ones at that, as we know. New Zealand is like the polar opposite, which is mostly birds. There's like really nothing dangerous.


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[Assistant] But isn't that like, it's pretty much like there's nothing really dangerous on that island at all. I like that. I like that.


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[Assistant] Or you'd be skiing down a pyramid, covered in sand, with other Egyptian things happening.


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[Assistant] Probably the same thing, like, they're unpredictable. They've got this, uh, they act like...


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[Assistant] Well, well kept up. Okay, gotcha. I mean like close to, I don't know.


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[Assistant] That's pretty fascinating, because of how they were, uhm, nobody was fucking with those monkeys at all. They were totally, like, they were worship.


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[Assistant] They will because it's a constant flow of people buying. They're just gonna regulate it and have these, all these lines and shit. Cause they're open now, all these stores wouldn't not be open and still consider it Black Friday that day. You know? They're just gonna, it's just gonna be a different flow.


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[Assistant] It's so different, but it's gonna exist. It's just, yeah, it's like, I don't know who the fuck would be in their right mind to go actually out that day as if it wasn't bad enough every other Black Friday.


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[Assistant] It's brilliant. Whole families get together


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[Assistant] I can't believe it's fucking snowing in Minnesota already. It's snowing, I mean, not just Minnesota, but it was like, I saw out west that we, there's been a good amount of snow the last couple days. You seen that? I'm surprised it hasn't snowed yet, Minnesota.


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[Assistant] Hopefully before Thanksgiving. If it snowed before Halloween, like my entire childhood, that was not common.


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[Assistant] So, it was always usually after Halloween in between then and Thanksgiving you'd hope, and then it wasn't quite snowing by Thanksgiving in, in like,


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[Assistant] Later years, uhm. So, no global warming, thank god. No, nothing like that. That's, that's what I'm bringing to Congress right now.


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[Assistant] But then two years ago I was home, it was April 20th, I remember that, huge snowstorm, and I guess two years prior to that there was a huge snowstorm in mid-May.


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[Assistant] Uhm, so, it's just all over. You don't know. Like, we don't really get cold here in North Carolina. We haven't for years until the New Year.


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[Assistant] Like the real cold shit doesn't happen before the new year.


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[Assistant] It's usually like, it's- You'll have your day here and there. Of course. But like the crazy shit happens in like February these days or something, you know?


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[Assistant] I'll go with you. Can I segue into something, guys? Absolutely. Sure. This will be fun.


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[Assistant] Uh, Thicc recently had a birthday. And then Thicc had a little party, we had a little party, uh, Thicc had a little, it was a get together out at a place in, uh,


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[Assistant] Got a beer and went up back and I saw this round table with a group and I could have swore I saw someone look back that was Space Pants. But everyone was like, yeah, one of our fans. Yeah, one of ours. But it was from a distance and I got contacts and whatever. Um, I was paying attention to everyone. So I went and just sat down by the group, probably eight people, black people.


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[Assistant] And then slowly took in, took in the table, I was like, oh yeaah, I don't know any of these people, not like, not one of them. I just plopped down, like, like it was the thick party group.


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[Assistant] Flash forward, Emily, Thicc, Thicc, you had the most interesting loophole for taking care of Bear that night. And I know because, uh, Emily was traumatized at the end.


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[Assistant] Now, usually these places, they like keep them on a leash, right? Don't they want them on a leash now?


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[Assistant] And we had to go. We had to go. Cause no one was keeping an eye on Bear. Bear was just wanting to- Bear was too much.


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[Assistant] Fick, I've seen Emily's tail between her legs maybe three times total, including this last Saturday night.


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[Assistant] Oh, her tail is between her legs the whole night. No, no, no, no, no. I know the angle. It was the deep in. Oh, it was like up and tickling her belly in.


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[Assistant] Yeah, or she's gonna be on stilts. I'm gonna trade her to use stilts.


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[Assistant] Yeah. To be honest with, uhm, mhm. Oh, is that a rule?


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[Assistant] This guy, along with like those famous hot dogs and stuff, like whatever.


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[Assistant] The owner wanted to do that back when I bartended there.


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[Assistant] Hey, there you going, yeah. And I'll bet it's good shit. He's a very particular dude, even though it's like a dance club. That whole blend thing is always weird. Yeah. Eating where there's a club or something, it's always been weird as shit to me.


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[Assistant] There's a place in Atlanta where I, it was like, you know, the expensive, uhm, as far as like getting steaks, and it was like a nice place, and then it kind of switches over into a dance club at night, and that's so fucking weird, man. Yeah, that is weird.


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[Assistant] This place was probably called like, like bronze or something. You know, like, who the fuck knows, I don't remember.


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[Assistant] How cool would it be if all, like, the signs flipped and everything? Like, it just totally, like,


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[Assistant] Almost literally transformed. And that's kind of part of the gimmick of it.


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[Assistant] You gotta be, you gotta be VIP for that shit. A lot of tokens, or a lot of tokens that you won at Ski Ball earlier.


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[Assistant] Do you know or not? Oh I was saying, aren't they, no it is kind of a question, but aren't they like, uh, like the, fuck I don't know. Go ahead and search.


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[Assistant] They're kind of in the same category. Guys, I tell you what. The balls are bigger though. If you take anything from this, uh, podcast, um, now you've got some stocking stuff for ideas. Oh yeaah.


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[Assistant] Johnny Kegel McBeagle. Yeah, these are fun. We're still looking at these, aren't we? We're all still looking at these. As soon as you said what it was, I didn't search. I've ordered four. I've ordered four different sets, right.


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[Assistant] Can I, can I, my number one gripe with it? I haven't played it. I know from what I understand it's very hard. I'm sick of robot balls. Talking robot balls.


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[Assistant] Look how dense that is. Anything could surprise you any step. That's scary shit.


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[Assistant] I'm curious about this right now. If we were recording this, like we do our other, like our series, Spectator Cam, if we're in two different places, two different groups, how hard is that gonna be to bounce?


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[Assistant] Feel anything like the other arcs we've done. Uhm, as far as the way we'd even go about it. Yeah, that is a cool biome though. Yeah, it is. I like that a lot.


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[Assistant] They tried to make up for it with all the brightness from the crystals and such. Yea, didn't do it.


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[Assistant] You're gonna be banging Sal? And Tina at the same time. Yeah. Yeah, but Sal's your son. Well, I'm not a Tyrannosaurus Rex. Okay.


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[Assistant] You gotta put strings on all those, man. Yep. I assume magnets work in space. Yes.


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[Assistant] I didn't know he was a huge gamer, but. Tickets go on sale this Friday. The show is the beginning of October.


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[Assistant] And all of a sudden there's like a trail that you could find her.


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[Assistant] Yeah, done. And she's on a leash, so I only let her go so far. When she's done, she starts coming. Yeah, she just poop trails all down there, and then you... That's the problem is now the cleanup. You just can't just leave it out there. You gotta teach her to bag it. High pressure water hose. Tell us, uh, a pole that... Big vacuum. Can reach that far.


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[Assistant] Mine aren't series, I did, I did say I told you. He doesn't always do it though. Series are, that's what scares me more than anything these days, is the commitment of a series, like a feature film.


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[Assistant] Fine, I mean that's, you know, in and out, like it or not.


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[Assistant] Series kinda wig me out these days. Well, I mean, you gotta get, I mean, they don't wig me.


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[Assistant] And I have zero tolerance for any show that if I'm not... I'll give them three episodes. But if you don't snag me by three...


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[Assistant] I'm gonna boldly say this too. You don't need to watch the final season.


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[Assistant] I don't think you do. That'll save me some time. Yeah, I think the season before the final, uh, is a perfect, like, that's fine. That's where you wrap it up. It's fine right there. I like the end. Go ahead and watch it.


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[Assistant] It was good, it was like, uh, uh, one of the, not necessarily a whodunit, yeah.


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[Assistant] Chris Evans and uh, Jamie Lee Curtis and uhm, what's his face? James Bond.


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[Assistant] Like Kevin Spacey in House of Cards. He's a dick grabber too.


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[Assistant] Ah, it'd be cool if like the ships get beat up and some people trade them in. They got like these junkers that you can go buy from a lot.


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[Assistant] You see some stuff coming from afar, you just kill all thrusters and you're just kind of floating through space.


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[Assistant] Do you hear that, that, I believe he was on Joe Rogan when he was talking about looking down at Earth and how it was kind of a little bit lackluster? Yea, I remember that was. Compared to the visions we see, the images we see. He's looking out this tiny little porthole.


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[Assistant] You see it your whole life. You see the image, the images your whole life and then you see in real life, in his case, you don't...


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[Assistant] You'd think they'd want small, just like pilots. You would think.


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[Assistant] You would think. There's a lot of these, weren't a lot of astronauts like pilots, like haven't they been?


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[Assistant] I've got good news, total topic change. Yeaah. I've got four more appointments set up for my tattoo. Oh! Oh yeah! Look at you! Yep. Finally getting the old color in. Yep, so don't even bother asking anymore. I've got two in July and two in September. Okay. Cool. I love it. We should, we should. It's about time.


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[Assistant] I did do another thing on that note. Uhm, I think in two weeks, just to eat healthier. Cause you know, when you're single and all that crap and you don't have to worry about kids to feed healthily and stuff. Uhm, I, freshly.


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[Assistant] No, these are like put together and I think you just probably throw them in the oven. So it's prepared already.


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[Assistant] That was the big difference, like, you know, making them by yourself with all the perfect ingredient, amounts of ingredients, that's one thing, but I wanted to go to that next step. I went on that site, and then when the options came up for your meals, like to pick them, the first nine,


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[Assistant] Yeaah, me too, I was not, I pushed it off for a long time, but uhm.


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[Assistant] How many meals you get sent a week? I think like up to 12. But I went with the 9.


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[Assistant] I like it. I like how we went from fresh foods to your sweaty pits.


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[Assistant] If I have to, I haven't moved my 30 up at all before, 30 before, so I figure the best, this along with...


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[Assistant] Yeah. No, it's a good workout too. And it's fun. That's the best part. If you can do a workout that you don't even think about you're working out in, you know, you're enjoying all that.


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[Assistant] It's interesting how good of a workout you get for the amount you're moving.


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[Assistant] But it's definitely the cheapest option too. Uhm, for that level of quality.


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[Assistant] No, it's gonna be on a lot of VR systems. You can play it on Quest, apparently too. So, I'm gonna be playing it on the Index.


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[Assistant] Way to bring it down. There might be scalpers there if you want to take the risk.


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[Assistant] What was that, there was that one line, uh, I think you said it, Absro, or, or maybe it was you think, to one of them.


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[Assistant] Like this, ladies and gentlemen, Bobson Dugnett.


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[Assistant] Well, I never put my nose down there, but I know what you're talking about. I was a- I was a band president in high school, guys. Oh yeah? Really? What was that tale? Nothing.


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[Assistant] It was known to be like, back in the day, you know, the band nerds and all that shit, but not at our school. Our school was small enough that nobody gave a shit or looked at it that way.