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[Assistant] I ate like a maniac. We did, uh, Greg Warren's special was awesome. It went great. Lexington comedy off Broadway. A lot of folks came out and they were awesome. They were super cool. Uh, I met a lot of them and, uh, Greg murdered. I mean, it was just awesome.


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[Assistant] Uh, and then when I drove home, like as today's my day of starting back to eat, eat good. And, uh.


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[Assistant] Uh, it was like half and half and then it was like, all right, well, I'll just start Monday. And then my drive home yesterday, it was my own trail of tears. It was, took you eight hours to get home. I mean, it took, uh, that's very good. I thought of that yesterday.


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[Assistant] It was, I mean, I just stopped. I was like, I will try to go get donuts and then I missed it. Oh, that donut gas station on the way back.


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[Assistant] You know what, uh, yeaah, I was trying to find something like that. I didn't see that.


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[Assistant] Go back. I know. So I didn't get that. So then I thought, well, I'll just eat McDonald's. And then so I went and got McDonald's and then, I mean, I was basically just


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[Assistant] Go to Gettin' Blizzard and I walk in there and, uh, a guy, uh, that I grew up with was in there.


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[Assistant] Like I didn't recognize him, but he was like, you know, he, uh, his name is Paul. We grew up as, uh, he grew up like kind of in old Hickory. And I was like, that's crazy, dude. Like I'm just driving, stopping.


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[Assistant] No, no, he was with, yeah, both getting blizzards. No, no, he was there, uh, uh, he was in there with, I think his church group, like, cause it was Sunday. And then, uh, I was like, man, that's crazy. You're like, this is my church. I go, yeah.


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[Assistant] You guys get blizzards too? I did after- What's the name of this church? Uh, I don't remember, uh, what? Sounds like a good one. Oh, eh, oh, you like you're gonna go to it? We don't like when you make fat jokes about you, Aaron. It's only us that are allowed to do it. You know, it gets sad when you, you're in the shape you're in. Uh,


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[Assistant] It could be very interesting to go, go look at fast food trash cans and just what's in there. And it's like, how many is just even a McDonald's bag that you're from another McDonald's that you just threw it away there. I gotta have the, like it's, I'm not, I can't ride with, once I eat it, it's like, I need to get it out of the, I want to throw it away.


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[Assistant] I'm out of control. Well, this was a little long. This is about, uh, we went to Hawaii with my family. That was like a nine day kind of run. So I've had something similar along this run. Uh, and I would say this, the week wasn't as insane, but last night was pretty wild. Yesterday was a wild one.


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[Assistant] Uh, I had Sonic, I mean, yesterday, I had, yeaah. Oh, you had Sonic too?


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[Assistant] She had McDonald's, Dairy Queen, Sonic. Sweet Tarts, uh, some Nerd Clusters. I think a Slushy too. Icy. I had an Icy. I ate that last night.


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[Assistant] Chocolate ice cream milk in a cup. Pour milk on it.


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[Assistant] I love that that's, this is a cheat day. Oh, it didn't, it was, it was ended up being like dragged out. Yeah. And then Sunday was a true.


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[Assistant] I mean, run of it. It was just like boom, just hitting everything. I'm happy for you, man. Thanks, man. I appreciate it. Uh, so it was good. Yeah. And now we'll get back, you know, I finally was like, all right, all right, all right. I got to get it back together. I had granola, yogurt and granola today. Big fan of that.


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[Assistant] Never had that till recently and that's like my, that's the best thing I've ever had.


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[Assistant] Daniel Hall. I mean, we just did Daniel. Uh, Chase Thomas. Hey Bear!


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[Assistant] See, that works right there. I like that. Hey Bear, I just wanted to say I live in Hawaii and none of the gas stations here have the lock on the pumps. So I could just imagine Dusty driving around to every gas station and never finding one with the lock on the pump and eventually just running out of gas then leaving the car there.


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[Assistant] You gotta, uh, yeaah, and you have to just put the top.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but now I know that I'm into that. But you might have to cut it, if it's got a little thing, a little plastic like rope that holds onto it. Oh yeah. You gotta probably get rid of that, sometimes they won't reach.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah. In Hawaii. What'd you do? Do you not, if you can't fly with one, do you land at first stop? Is that by a pocket knife? Well, you put it in the, you put it in the checked bag.


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[Assistant] When you go to the bathroom on a plane, are you really looking at everybody?


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[Assistant] Jalen. Gibson. Jipson. Probably Jipson.


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[Assistant] New Braunfels, Texas may be the current largest location, but, uh, how do you say it? Sevierville. Sevierville, Tennessee will soon be the home to the largest buckies in America. And it's already is the home.


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[Assistant] This is like the type of business plan that you're like, we are the smartest people that have ever lived. They go, where should we put an oversized gas station?


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[Assistant] Where's that market? I'll tell you where that market's at. That market's going to Smokey Mountains.


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[Assistant] You can probably convince a young enough kid that this is Dollywood. Yeaah, yeaah. You know?


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[Assistant] But it was wedged between a gas station and a mechanics shop.


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[Assistant] Does that sound right, Nate? Uh, yeaah. A few people said that. Yeaah. If they're saying that, then that has to be it. I don't know if I would have even realized.


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[Assistant] But that was, yeaah, that does look, that's it.


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[Assistant] Yeah. If you don't want to be considered a gas station, don't look so much like it. I did get gas there, so I guess they were selling something. Uh, there it is. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Ah, how good, what happened? That dead gun place. Didn't make it. Alright. Alright. Ben Meehan. Meehan. Ben Meehan. Nahan. Meehan.


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[Assistant] I recently convinced my wife to start listening to the podcast and she happened to be watching the malls episode this morning. I overheard Aaron getting sappy about how malls bring everyone together yada yada yada. I knew it sounded familiar.


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[Assistant] It looks, yea. Wow. I mean, it's word for word almost.


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[Assistant] Yeah. So what it looks like here is go to the, your, it looks like a NASCAR.


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[Assistant] Look at the difference though, dude. You still have lost so much weight. That face, man.


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[Assistant] There? I wouldn't say no. I mean, it's just, I mean, there is insane, dude. That's it. Yeah. That's it. That's it. That guy is.


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[Assistant] The electric e-bike is awesome. It makes bikes so much fun to ride. Uh, you can easily, you could easily ditch your car and use it for things like errands or weekend activities. Uh, I had a great time riding with Harper. It's great because you can make, I make Harper get on a real bike and then I just.


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[Assistant] This bike, I'm a giant fan. It's super fun and you can just, you know, it's like riding a safe motorcycle.


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[Assistant] It feels like, it may still be dangerous, but it would, you know, it's like.


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[Assistant] It's just, you're not going a hundred miles an hour and ride on sidewalk. I just do all this stuff and I like it.


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[Assistant] Lecture E-Bikes offer premium features at a fair price.


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[Assistant] It went up with and with up to $50 off during the end of season sale. This is the best bang for your bucket in the market hands down, uh, adjustable, customizable.


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[Assistant] Uh, easy to charge, the battery is hidden, there's an LCD display showing speed, range, and adjustable power level. They can go up to 45 miles at up to 28 miles per hour on just a 4 to 6 hour charge. If you live in a city, I mean this is a no brainer.


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[Assistant] But I even, you know, I'm in a neighborhood and I, riding around the neighborhood is, it makes it.


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[Assistant] You know, I could ride it today maybe. Cause it's just, it's just a nice day, nice fall day. It'd be really sweet to ride it. Take advantage of the electric e-bikes end of season sale now and get your adventure on. Go to electricebikes.com and save up to $50 on a 2.0 e-bike purchase during their end of season sale. But hurry.


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[Assistant] Because this sale ends on October 23rd. Again, that's electric. L-E-C-T-R-I-C eBikes dot com.


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[Assistant] Also, weather is near perfect most nights now, so go outside and enjoy your solo stove. It's a perfect solo stove weather. Take it camping to the lake. Uh, your neighbors, you have them over. We have it in the driveway some. It's a nice, uh,


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[Assistant] You bring your own. I bring my own. I'll take care of it. I'll bring my own solo stove and I'll come out and I'll do it.


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[Assistant] Uh, easy to set up, uh, and there is no set up. You just unbox and enjoy. A little Firestar wood and you can have a nice fire quickly. We have the bonfire version with the stand. It burns down to a white ash so clean up is super easy. Prepare for your best outdoor memories yet and save big during the solo stove fall event.


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[Assistant] Plus use promo code nate at solostove.com for an extra $10 off at solostove.com promo code nate for $10 off on top of the fall event deals. Hurry! The fall event ends November 10th.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, I thought, I mean, I think every time we talk, it's real time.


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[Assistant] Well, have you eaten healt- you've eaten healthy today. Oh, today I have. I was off the wagon yesterday. Okay. I fell off the wagon. I bet.


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[Assistant] And it, uh, the engine blew on the fourth day, the lemon laws three days and it blew on the fourth day. And then it was just like, it was a 300 ZX. It was like the first car that I mean, like really only the only cars I had that was like this crazy car. My parents.


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[Assistant] Uh, that's such a cool car. It was a very cool car and I think I saved up and they paid for half and it wasn't like it was an insane price or I think I paid monthly payment on it and then the engine blew and then it just never was because then they had to buy a new engine and it was like that's a whole other thing. It's a few thousand dollars and.


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[Assistant] They got some other engine that didn't work and it was a nightmare.


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[Assistant] Uh, alright. This week, uh, we kind of mentioned earlier, talk about Compass.


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[Assistant] That's awesome. It is great. Yeah, we had Greg's special was great. I mean, it was, uh, I did a lot more directing this time. I talked on the, on the mics a lot, like a lot.


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[Assistant] The camera, yea, the camera crew. And last time I didn't talk at all, like I still don't know how to like tell people to like some of the camera, like I don't know all the stuff, uh, but I, but it's like I can just kind of vision like how we started it. I kind of like, it's like you come in, like it's, I like directing. It's pretty awesome. Cause it's like, you're not having to be on camera, which is awesome.


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[Assistant] And you're just kinda being there. And then you just kinda get a walk behind, like, I'm like, alright, just go here. And then, you know, it's, and I'm not directing much.


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[Assistant] It's a stand up special is just a stand up special and you want it to feel like that, but just the entrance and the vibe, like I look at like the entrance and then, uh, when you leave, you know, it doesn't need to be long, but it's like, that kind of sets the tone.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, yeaah, the look and feel of it, uh, you don't want to take too much away, like it's about the jokes, uh,


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[Assistant] But I, like when I, like when I do it, like with Vecchione's and with Gregg's, it's like you just kind of, I kind of try to picture their act and picture them and be like, so the entrance and kind of just fit somewhat along with what they, you know, it just kind of rolls right into it.


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[Assistant] And uh, so I mean, I mean Greg just, I mean he destroyed. And so I don't know when these are going to come out. We are still figuring that kind of stuff out. Vecions is about done.


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[Assistant] Uh, we just did Greg's and so, uh, I don't know when these are going to come out. We're trying to find the best place for them to come out, best how they're going to come out, all that kind of stuff. So bear with me on that kind of stuff. You will, I mean, you're going to see them soon, but it's, uh, I just, we got to figure out the best, what's the best way to do this.


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[Assistant] Uh, and we're working on that now. So yeaah, that'll be fun.


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[Assistant] Uh, alright, so that's. Yea, and you were in Dallas?


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[Assistant] I, yeah, I, I mean, I was listening, like, so I listened to podcasts, I listened to, uh, on my drive home. It was wonderful, drove, just drove alone. And, uh.


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[Assistant] And I listened to some music on the way back, but I was, I was thinking, like, I even tried to, when I listen to it, I try to think, alright, let me listen to what this song's about. And I just...


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[Assistant] I'm thinking about so much stuff. So it's like, maybe I just want it on and like, I don't really, it doesn't really matter what it's saying to me. I think that's what most people are doing. Yeah. I know Ol Red. That's the one. That's the only one that I'm like, I know that story. Blake Shelton.


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[Assistant] Yeah. That one I'm like, that's a great song. Yeah. That one I'm like blue chick ham. I'm like, that was the only one that I like. I'm like, yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think I could just sit and handle it. You wouldn't hear any of the words, yeah.


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[Assistant] I would try to, cause in my head, in my head the whole time.


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[Assistant] If I try, I'm going, listen, listen, listen, listen. That's what is in my head. Is that where I'm going, listen, pay attention, listen. And then it's like. You can't sink into it.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I thought, what are, yeaah, watching a movie, I started watch, trying to watch something last night, and I'm just almost trying to avoid the beginning of it, and then I'm like, wait, but I should be...


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[Assistant] Yeah, but I don't care. I just, it's, I'd rather get the action. It's like just get to the, yeah, the fun part. And I'm just, and I'm just watching. I am very in.


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[Assistant] The moment, the, in your moment, whatever, in a movie, like I'm only thinking about the thing that I'm looking at. I'm never thinking about the whole movie. I'm just looking at it frame by frame, frame by frame. I just go, yup, yup, yup. And if that's a fun frame, then that's a fun frame.


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[Assistant] And then, yeaah, I don't, like, I mean, yeaah, I don't know.


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[Assistant] Uh, maybe, not anymore. I mean, but I just, you know, like, I watched Salt last night. Oh, I watched Salt last night. Look at, uh. Angelie Jolie? Yea.


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[Assistant] And so I watched that. So look at this scene. I hope it, I filmed this on my phone, so I'm hoping it doesn't, uh, I don't, does that usually matter? Or are you filming on your phone? Uh, we're gonna find out. So just watch, so if you haven't seen Salt, I'm not ruining, I don't think I'm ruining, or, I don't know, it's, uh,


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[Assistant] It's a 20 year old movie, probably. Yeah, it's a, it's a, yeah, it's an old movie. But just watch Saw and then you're going to see, just play this clip. Just play this clip. This is Angelina Jolie.


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[Assistant] So that guy's the president behind her. Behind him.


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[Assistant] The president is the important part. That's him.


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[Assistant] And they had to find a guy and they say, you don't got a lot of lines, but you got to play the president. And then he looks like a mess. Like he's never acted.


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[Assistant] Like watch him watch him. He's never ran. Go back even before that, like he's watching him like his hair's a mess. He's like looking at him like he's a real actor. He's like, God, this guy's good. Like you tell him in his head, he's like, this guy's good. What?


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[Assistant] What? Who? They go, we're going to give you a couple lines. Look at him. He's just.


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[Assistant] He's just, he's like, all right, he's like stiff and then they get running. And I mean, he gallops like a horse.


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[Assistant] It's like they're, they're, they're, the Secret Service is carrying a horse out. He's got a limp. This guy's got a limp. I mean, this guy is...


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[Assistant] Cause it's just like, I mean, look how art, like, they grab em. It honestly, I would bet, I honestly would, I would agree.


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[Assistant] That if they said the guy that played the president quit.


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[Assistant] He just walked off and then, or like he wants more money and the director goes, I'll get anybody to play the president. It's a dumb part. And they literally grabbed just a guy.


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[Assistant] He looks like, it looks like if they got me just to play the bread. Yeah. And he's like, look how good this guy's acting is. That's when his head and he's like, all right, now they're going to take you out.


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[Assistant] He goes, just run like normal, just be normal. He's like, what if I gallop? I'm like, what if I do a gallop? And then they go, I mean, okay, do a gallop. And that was the best take they had. I mean, uh, it was so good. It was so good. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I would, yeah, I would love, you know, look up and see if, just as we're about to get into the language, if the president in, is this brought up anywhere else? Like, uh, cause it's, it was, I was like, golly. Uh, all right.


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[Assistant] But I mean, everybody else is doing it and it's, it just doesn't make, yeah, he's just like, like a horse. It's like a horse.


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[Assistant] It's what they do to horses before they, in the Kentucky Derby. They're leading them around. They were having to hold this guy down, like in the elevators, like when the horse gets in the cage stall. Yeah, this is like at a rodeo. Yeah, he's about to go out on a shoot. When they get in the stall, they hunt block.


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[Assistant] I mean, maybe he's an awesome, I'm just, this kind of thing was- This is his biggest credit.


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[Assistant] And I mean, it just, I mean, but I mean, he plays the president in this movie, uh, president Lewis. And then, uh, it seems like he's kind of slowed down, uh, after this. I don't know if that run helped him, but his podcast might help him get back on the map.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they don't, this is, I won't, I'll, once this goes away, but I mean, how are they supposed to get money? I guess ads. But if you're not subscribed


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[Assistant] How could someone ever read this long of a thing? I don't, I could read this and I don't think I would ever fully grasp it.


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[Assistant] And then it's like, I just end up trailing off and I'm like, I don't even know what I'm listening to.


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[Assistant] I don't know how I take in information. It's not easy. It's not easy. I think you have to want to.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm not like, I imagine like at, it's like when you watch a movie, are you, you're like on an island and you're like just like visualizing like your...


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[Assistant] You know, taking it all in, like, or something. I mean, I don't even, it's not even...


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[Assistant] Yeah, you're like, golly. Don't be around that guy.


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[Assistant] Wow. Yeah, I would stay at seven. Nine, I would think go to 12. Seven, I'd be like, I'm good.


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[Assistant] I could see nine, you're like, I don't know. If you can speak nine, you gotta wonder if you can't just do them all.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but I'm just thinking you go to 12 to be high, you know. I'm so close to being a high.


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[Assistant] I mean, nine is like, I think you're talking, you're thinking about it. I think five or six, seven, you're just, you're happy to be where you're at. You have no, you don't need much more. Like I can talk to quite a few people. I'll get around.


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[Assistant] L-love. L-love. Wait, if, so, but why would you learn Latin? Why do people learn Latin? Cause it's- I just-


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[Assistant] Yeah, I've seen that on, a guy on YouTube does that. He, it's a white guy that goes and talks in like,


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[Assistant] Maybe, is it this? Is it that guy on the left? That's the guy I've been talking to. He blows people's minds, right? No, yeaah, he blows, it's not this guy, this guy goes into, uh, uh,


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[Assistant] It's not that guy. He goes into like a, like a, uh, like Chinese restaurants in New York City and stuff. Yeah, yeah. And we'll talk to him. And I mean, they're like really blown away because it's the language that he's, it's, they're like, how do you know? It's so specific. It's even more than just knowing some of it.


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[Assistant] Oh, why's that guy laughing at it? I think he's impressed. Who speaks the language?


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[Assistant] These are both like language gaps. Oh, why is that guy laughing?


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[Assistant] Is he? Well keep pressing play because it seems like he's just laughing at him.


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[Assistant] Yeah. It's like you and Dusty with the ads. You're just trying not to laugh. Well, it's, it's just a weird way to handle that situation.


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[Assistant] Yeah, now I'm fine. Yeah. Something to think about. I thought Ixioma handled it weird. Not good over Luke. Yeah.


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[Assistant] They talk for 50 minutes, so I mean they clearly get along, but I would have...


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I would definitely have said, maybe asked him that in Latin.


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[Assistant] They're gonna go, what is your problem? Where do you get off? That's what, that's what I would.


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[Assistant] That's uh, maybe the first ones I would, words I'd want to learn. Where do you get off?


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[Assistant] Yeaah. You're like, square triangle circle. And they're like, god, alright, I'm going, I'm running late. I'm sorry.


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[Assistant] You go, Buffalo, Buffalo, Buffalo, Buffalo. And you'd be like, there's a, where, where. You go break up a Buffalo fight. And you would say it like that instead of the.


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[Assistant] We did it really well, so. We did it right, with the rights. With the rights. Just forget to choose the language.


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[Assistant] There's a mountain and another plane coming. Buffalo? Buffalo, buffalo, buffalo? I don't know. This guy's out of his mind. This one guy speaks this language. Yeah.


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[Assistant] And it also means no. No is a complete sentence, meaning you have to finish saying that. What do you mean?


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[Assistant] Like, no is a complete sentence. Is that the complete sentence?


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[Assistant] Yeah. Or you could just say, well, if it is, just have it say no and you should be telling me it's a complete sentence. You should hold up no and say this is a complete sentence.


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[Assistant] Can you imagine being that wife? That sounds about right. Yeah. Like that would end up, that sounds like it ends up going like, all right, that's enough. We tried it. I mean, that's ridiculous.


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[Assistant] This guy's cool. I mean, I was at Star Trek, Star Wars. I mean, they were some big things, man. That's some really big worlds that people really.


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[Assistant] Something like that. I just knew the sound. I never...


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[Assistant] It's like who cares. All things one thing.


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[Assistant] If you went to another country and got stuck, you could act out what you need. You know, just be water.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, just point. Yeaah, sh- you know, shelter. Have it rain. Fall on your head. Look at that. Oh, that's a house. Make a triangle over it.


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[Assistant] It doesn't ma- well, even if you got me into a church, it's a shelter. You're just looking for a roof. Yeah. Basically. And then God there, it's a bonus. Sure. You're like, but you're just trying to- yeah, I want- you have a roof?


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[Assistant] And he just by, he brings you back a roof. Just the roof. And he goes, well, you didn't do the takes you to a roofing store. Yeah. You're looking for shingles, right? Okay. So then you have to do the square. And if you don't mind, I don't care if this is triangle, you just.


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[Assistant] I think you would still say the words too. You think you would not say the words? It's tough to not say. It's tough to not, yeaah.


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[Assistant] Like, I mean, like you're, you know, that's like some, I'm just like, literally, I want some water to drink and then you're, this is like how you talk just so they can't hear you, you know what I mean? Yes. Like this is, you go.


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[Assistant] You do a circle with your hand going, they're listening. Cause they have the money. That's liquid and it flows.


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[Assistant] Kevin Stallings. Yeaah, yeaah, you do that loud. We would, I remember growing up, uh, my buddy Ryan Malone, like he, uh, me and Ryan, we'd go, we went to Walmart with his dad. We would, like right when we went in, his dad was like, I'd get stuff y'all can go, when we'd go walk around on our own. That was our mall.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but if you just suddenly put your arm up on it, like it was nice. Yeah, I think people- That's going away.


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[Assistant] You gotta be probably a little bit farther out. I don't, it's going, it's, it's, I bet it's not a way. You know, I think about that. Like you look at, like when yesterday I was driving back into Nashville and you're seeing Nashville and you look and there's just trees very close to Nashville. Like it feels like a little mountainy, like it's all right here. So you're just.


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[Assistant] There, it seems like I think people are still riding in trucks. Like they're still a little.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't, look, it's not as much as it was. It can't be cause people are, it's just, it's changing. But I, but I like to think that there's still a good bit of, you know, like letting kids be kids and you know, they get hurt, they get hurt.


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[Assistant] You gotta have it be the opposite with love. So like you have to give words heart and meaning. So if you're gonna have that, then you probably gotta have bad. If you have good words, you have bad words.


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[Assistant] You can't give one and be like, well, you know, it's like, well, just don't give these, these words are just dumb words. You're like, yeah, but when you tell me you love me, I'm supposed to feel something. So you can't tell me I can feel that.


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[Assistant] And then you say a bad word, you're like, well that's, who cares what that word is? You're like, then who cares what love means? How do you show me love? Wow.


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[Assistant] It's like you're just trying to- That's deep. It's very profound. Yeah. Thanks. I don't know if that's true, but- The shadow approves.


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[Assistant] The other, the other names for Donkey. Yeah, I don't like saying it. I'm, I'm pretty, like, I won't say, what funny is, so where he did the seven,


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[Assistant] Words was at where I tape my special. Really?


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[Assistant] Uh, he said, Carlin did the seven, what is it? The seven, seven words you can't say on television or seven dirty words, seven dirty words or, uh, seven words you can never say on television. Dirty words. Yeah. Seven dirty words. So that was at seven dirty words was at, uh, uh, celebrity theater, celebrity theater.


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[Assistant] And it's where I take my special. So it was funny to, uh, Nick, instead of when Nick opened and he just told the crowd, it's like, this is where Carlin did his seven dirty words. And then Nate's doing the opposite. I'm only saying words you can say on TV. Uh, and yeah, it's funny that it's like now it's just, that's, you know.


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[Assistant] But yeah, I don't, I don't know. I'm, I'm real, but I mean, you know, I just, every word and then every time I hear anything, it's, I just think like, I don't think I like that people are.


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[Assistant] It's just like the way some curse words are now, like not even looked at as a curse word, like they've just kind of...


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[Assistant] Blended into just like, oh yea, like a kid could say it, that's just a word you describe. Like I, I don't think I, I like the, uh, the rules of the word. The words are very important to us as comedians, so I like the rules.


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[Assistant] And, uh, so I like it's when I see people just like slowly using just some words, you know, uh, like the word for a donkey. I don't want to say it. Like it's like, but it's like that idea is that people will say that like you fell, you know, and they, you know, and I would say, but, and other people wouldn't.


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[Assistant] And it'd be okay, like a kid might not even say but. But no one would.


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[Assistant] Yeah, exactly. Yeah, I mean, no one should get in trouble ever for the words. I'm not, but I'm just like, I don't use them because of that. And not saying like, in my, like, you know, I'm not, and I'm not perfect. I'm not trying to say that, but it's like, just the way I do my act, I don't do, and I don't do it because I do, I like the,


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[Assistant] The strickness because the looser it gets, it's like, I think you just sound different. When he, when he did seven dirty words, that was insane.


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[Assistant] And so, but it's like as slowly as, you know.


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[Assistant] I would like to think that I don't think he would be as dirty as most comics are dirty now. Right. Like you would, you just wouldn't be. Oh yeaah.


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[Assistant] You know, like, when I, I remember when I moved to New York, I mean, they, kids cursed their, or cussed, like, uh, all day long. And,


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[Assistant] It's just, and I, I, it's not, it's where everybody's at. Everybody does whatever they want to go do or how you talk. Some people cursing, cussing, like there's a lot of southern people that I know that cuss and they cuss in front of their parents and they're just like, they just, their parents cuss and they cuss and like, it's, it is what it is. It's no ill will. It's just how they talk. It's just how they talk. And I take it the same way. And so it's just how we talk. And, uh, but I, like, I like, I like that there's,


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[Assistant] Like, the cuss words and not cuss words, because there's a decision you have to make. Otherwise, there's no decision.


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[Assistant] And what you say, that helps you decide. How, what's the, how you gonna say it? You know?


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's, it, it, and it's, look, and if you're, if comics listen to this, I'm not telling you to be clean, be you. Do you. I would just say that. Don't, so I don't, if you,


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[Assistant] How would you talk in front of your parents or your family or your friends? Just be you. So if you would be dirty, Big Jay's dirty, but that's how Jay would talk. And so it works. As a comic, just be what you are.


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[Assistant] Normally how you would speak and don't try to be overly one or the other. Just be you is what I would say. Whether, whatever that is.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I wouldn't either. It would feel, yeaah, disrespectful.


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[Assistant] It's uncomfortable. Yeah, I mean, they're, the, yeah, language is like, it's, they're, you know, they can curse on regular TV now.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's just a weird like, and it could be maybe I'm older and I'm used to not hearing it, uh, but there is part of me that you want to go like, I mean, I like the, you go back and watch TV in the nineties. You're like, I liked that they didn't do that. Like, and it was, and it didn't feel like it was, uh.


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[Assistant] It can make stuff heavy. It does. And it makes me think, when you see it written, you're like...


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[Assistant] It feels like it's written to be like, you're writing it not even like, you're just trying to throw curse words in there.


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[Assistant] And if you, and if you made a movie about that,


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[Assistant] Maybe you would have a family that does that. Cause it's like they would, but if you, if they're cussing so much, you go, I don't even, some people you're like, I don't know if you're saying anything. Like, you're not hearing, I'm not hearing much. You're, you're cussing so much that it's,


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[Assistant] I don't even know what, I don't even know what conversation we're having. And you're just using it as like trying to get, and they're doing that with like online. You see like a lot of like stuff online. Uh, it just is like so much that you're just trying to like, yo dude, you're talking about like a normal topical topic.


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[Assistant] And then you're also cussing in it. And then you're, it's like, I just, some of you like,


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[Assistant] And it is maybe I'm 43 and I'm just now you're like, I just trying to hear some news or I want to hear like who won the game or, you know, I don't, you know, it's like, why does everything have to be.


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[Assistant] You know, like you're, you're supposed to, if I'm, if you're essentially paying for that, if I'm paying for this entertainment, at least have some pullback. Like be a, like I always think like be a professional.


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[Assistant] I'm not looking at, I don't want to watch something that's like, oh, so this is like if you're sitting on the couch with your buddy and y'all are like not even having a conversation, you're just cussing the whole time.


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[Assistant] Whatever it is. It's like, just rail it back, like, realize.


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[Assistant] People are watching this. Right. And so if, even if you're going to do that, just like,


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[Assistant] Even if you're being dirty, it's like just don't overly. It's like, it's almost like because you don't have a restriction on dirtiness, I mean more people can just get on.


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[Assistant] Like anything now? And so then it's like the barriers have been opened. And I wonder, I'm just thinking this in real time, but I wonder if like the restrictions of, you know, because the restrictions have gotten less, does it hurt?


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[Assistant] The entertainment value, because you had to, you had to at least have some restrictions. Like Howard Stern was very good at what he did because he was up against, he actually had restrictions.


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[Assistant] And then you could argue when he went to Sirius, it just wasn't the same. And he even said it on Sirius though, he goes, just because we can curse here, we're not going to.


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[Assistant] Like all the time, you know. But the, the hit, his peak is when he's got something to fight against. He's pushing the boundaries. That's the peak, pushing the boundaries. That's the most entertaining. That's when George Carlin and all this stuff. So then if the floodgates open and now you can do whatever,


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[Assistant] Now it's like, I don't know, you're, I mean, you're all saying stuff that Howard Starr would never dream of saying, and he's the main guy that said everything.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, and I under that, but that's it. Should like cable though is like you should have some cause you're like everybody's probably has cable. I agree. And then, so like then the stream. You don't though, do you?


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[Assistant] Well, but you're going to have the main channels or you have, I mean.


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[Assistant] I would, like, I'm not against, you know, it's like, everybody talks about the centering and all that, like, I'm, I'm, I'm not, none of that, I'm not against that. I'm just saying, I think for the best art, it's good to have some, like, you gotta kind of try to figure a way, I mean, the contest in Seinfeld, like, it would never be what it is if it wasn't.


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[Assistant] You know what I mean? Like, use the words correctly.


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[Assistant] For openers, talking about being clean or not clean. Again, if you're a comic, just be you. It doesn't matter. If you can't be clean, that's okay. You don't have to be clean. And just go do, you figure your thing out. Maybe, I'd be able to like, I think you should be able to do


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[Assistant] You probably need to do something, because I'm never going to really be asked to be dirty, that just, that situation.


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[Assistant] Doesn't really, I mean, I kind of was at the New York cause I was doing shows at midnight that were called uncensored. You know, the whole.


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[Assistant] As a comic, you want them to feel like they're hanging out with you. And so then when you're get off stage, you're like, yeah, that guy's like that. You know, it's like, and when you do that, you're able to be, uh, funny.


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[Assistant] With a lot more cuz you're not creating a, uh.


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[Assistant] This is just, like, if you're a joke writer, it's like you're writing jokes. But if you're, you know, telling stories or if you're, you are the personality in all your jokes, uh, then you need to, uh, be able to, uh,


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[Assistant] If you stay true to it, be as close to you as you can. Maybe you're a heightened version because you're going to be kind of exaggerating stuff, but if you can be close to who you are, then you can, I mean, everything can kind of become funny because you become funny. So then you're able, but then you got to.


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[Assistant] You can talk about anything, but then you tighten it up and then you get the combination of both of those. It's pretty good.


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[Assistant] I mean, competitive standpoint, if you're on the fence of being clean or dirty and you think you could be clean, I would be clean.


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[Assistant] Just because, I mean, you just, there's not that many.


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[Assistant] Comics that are, uh, it doesn't feel like it.


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[Assistant] And then you, and being clean is like, it's not like every, you know, cause we were talking about church clean and.


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[Assistant] Uh, all that kind of stuff. And you're like, it's not even, you can be that. There's great comics that are that. Uh, but you can talk about anything. Like that's what we're doing with the podcast with Greg Warren and Mike Vecchione and as we do more stuff, like I think about like, all right, what kind of content do I want to like eventually be


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[Assistant] Being able to put out. And I want to put out stuff that's, uh, I mean it's basically no cursing, no sex talk. That's kind of it. I want it to be fun.


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[Assistant] You know, just be fun. I mean, maybe if you're doing like, uh, if you're talking about something with your wife and you do it in like a Seinfeld type of way, it's like, I could maybe, you know, it's like, I think,


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[Assistant] That could be okay, but it's, it's, I mean, what, but I, you know, you can talk about anything. I'm just like, that's the part that I think people have trouble with. They think, oh, I can't talk about anything when you're cleaning. No, you can't. You can say anything. Just don't curse. Cursing highlights kind of what you're saying. And so when you don't curse, you still, if you break down the jokes, it's like, if you really talk about the joke or whatever, it's like, you know,


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[Assistant] It could end up being, I talk about murder a lot, you know, or whatever it is, you can talk about anything.


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[Assistant] Just, some of the curse words I think just highlight and people just, they just hear that. And so then you're like, well just don't do that.


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[Assistant] You know? If your curse words feel like there's no reason for them to be there, and then if you feel like you need it, then that's when you would need it. Yeaah. You know? And these guys, like when you go, they're touring, so if y'all come see these, uh, these comics, like Aaron, Bates, Dusty, uh,


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[Assistant] Yeah. So it's, it's not like if you're going there for the end, you know, just go.


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[Assistant] When you're creating this content, it's gonna be like, you're gonna like some, you're not gonna like some, it doesn't matter. It's gonna be, just do whatever you like, and then you don't watch what you don't like.


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[Assistant] When you go see them, sometimes it's hard. When you first start headlining clubs, it's hard. You don't really can't bring, uh, an opener with you everywhere. Uh, sometimes you can, sometimes you can't. Sometimes the town, you know, Salt Lake City has a ton of clean openers. Uh, there's, there's places that have clean openers and they're, they could be there, but if they're not there, it's like, you know.


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[Assistant] He never thought about it, and then it was like, your secretary's go, uh, she's deaf, and he's like, just learn. And it all changes.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I would think it's because people can't, uh, yeah. In the stands? Yeah, cause in the stands you wouldn't be able to hear. That makes a lot more sense. But, you know, I'm sure dummy wasn't against it.


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[Assistant] Would you know, people like think, you know, they say midget and they think that's what it is. And then it's like, if you're just, you see, especially you listen to this podcast, you see Nick and if you, and I've been with Nick and if you see everything that he has to go through and all that stuff, you're like, I mean, just.


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[Assistant] Just say little person. Like it's, it's like, it's, some of it's like, well, that's what I call, you know, and that would be something, I mean, I could have my family, that could be, everybody just said that. Uh, it's like the Oriental, like everybody said Oriental, like people just said stuff.


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[Assistant] And then after a while, you're like, yeah, just dude, just change it. It just got changed. But sometimes it's like, I get it. It's over. You can't change it. You know, there's a balance. I'm always sensitive to the little person just cause.


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[Assistant] We gon' get the old lady on lawnmower day. Y'all come over and help push her up there. Uh, alright, that's it. That's it.


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[Assistant] This comes out this week. I'm, uh, in, uh, Colorado. Uh, I got Casper, Wyoming. Come out to that. Uh, yeah, somewhere else. Uh, another place. Go to my website. It's all in there. Fargo. We're about to announce, uh, some 2023 stuff too. I think that's coming out, uh, soon. So, uh, yeah, go to the neighbor gets you.com.


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[Assistant] Alright, as always, we love ya. Hey Bear, and see you next week. Bye.


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[Assistant] Nate Land is produced by Nate Land Productions and by me, Nate Barghetti and my wife, Laura, on the All Things Comedy Network.


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[Assistant] Thanks for tuning in. Be sure to catch us next week on the Nateland Podcast.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Yeaah, you wouldn't think you would either. I know. But, it's, it's not bad.


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[Assistant] It gives you, uh, yeaah. It means you're, it's a professional thing.


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[Assistant] He reads the fine print. Something special.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he had some, uh, I think he made a movie too or something. Like he, there was a moment this dude was like,


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[Assistant] I thought almost like they were like done with him doing this and then now maybe he's back now or something. I mean, I never wanted a cloth so bad.


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[Assistant] Well, it's, the thing is, is you, this guy blew up doing this and then I think, you know, it's like they don't want to do this and you're like, nah, that's kind of.


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[Assistant] Ready to move on. Like I think Flo does it in a very like gracious way of just going, yeah, she's this, she's our, she's the lady that we all know and we like. She's been it for like a decade now too, right? Everybody loves her. I mean, she's as, she's as big as the commercial. It's a guy, uh, or it's.


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[Assistant] He's in, but this may, uh, mayhem guy was, uh, yeah, he's been in movies and TV shows and done actually good, but he's, these commercials are awesome.


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[Assistant] I think that's a very apartment thing. I don't think you're doing that in a house.


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[Assistant] I think you're in an apartment and you gotta hope you're on the first or second floor. Or it's going to be bad news. I feel like that's got apartment living all over it. Riding a stationary bike through a window. I mean, you have nowhere to put it. It's like next to the couch.


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[Assistant] When you go to someone's house and they have that in the living room, you're like, thank goodness they don't use this. Can you imagine if they used it?


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[Assistant] I didn't, you're, you're supposed to be like, you know, one of us sits on it when the game's on. You're like, at least it's getting used. You're, if you're using it, you gotta, it's gotta go.


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[Assistant] Park it in the back somewhere, you know, you gotta get it out of the way.


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[Assistant] I thought that, you know, uh, uh, you just got me fixed on camera and I moved up on you. I was feeling too low. Now I feel proper, you know.


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[Assistant] That's alright. We can just, just leave all this in. We'll return it after the, yeah. Yeah, that was, did we talk about that? Like, oh, people are saying like, is it okay to return clothes after you whorl?


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[Assistant] Like there, there were, I just saw people, like, I guess it was an online thing and like if you wear, like you could wear, you buy that outfit, you wear it to the design show or you wear it out to a nice dinner, you wear it to a big thing and the next day you just go return it.


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[Assistant] Unethical. Yeaah. It's unethical. Legal though. Yeaah. It is technically, and it's a lot of, they leave the tags, uh, so they wear a whole thing out and then, you know, buy some $2000 dress and then just go take it back the next day.


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[Assistant] Or, I mean, I know, I know, I've done it with tonight's show, like some late night appearances, you do it and you leave the tags in, then you just go take it back. Uh, yeah, it feels weird. I think if you wear it, that's the part that's like.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but I think, you're talking about Macy's or something, like, you know. Yeah. It's like, I don't, if you're, yeah, if it was, uh, like a bodega.


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[Assistant] They're, I mean, taking stuff back, I mean, Target, I think you can, you can use stuff for a couple weeks and then just, they're still taking back. Like they're, I think they, my wife takes back. I mean, I watch her, she's taking back food.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I would never in a million years take back food. She'll take back food.


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[Assistant] Uh, I think it all depends on who you get.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Cause you seem like you'd have to have your receipt, right? It just seems weird. Yeah. You sure you didn't say, what if we did this? I mean, he said he did it.


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[Assistant] And those places, well that's, they should do, I think, I think places should, I bet you end up going a lot more like that.


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[Assistant] Cause you really think of it, like, especially if you're, uh, probably a nice place. I mean, most people are just not going to take stuff back, but they like that you will, you know, that the options there. It wasn't like Nordstrom, I think you could buy something that you could take on back shoes or my brother did.


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[Assistant] Yeah man, I don't see why you could, you know, cause you just, you're playing a waiting game of like how many people are really doing this.


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[Assistant] Golf Galaxy does, uh, what do they do? They do something with a glove. Like if you buy a glove, you can pay $3 when the glove tears up, you can go get another one for free. And then you're like, and the glove is like 20 bucks or something. And so it's the, it's worth it.


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[Assistant] But then I have to remember to go get this glove. And usually if you get to a point where you forget a golf glove, I'm standing on the first tee and I realize I don't have a golf glove. It's not like a prepared. You'd have to really think to go do it. Is that cheer squeaking? Yeah.


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[Assistant] Alright, let's start off. Uh, we've pre-recorded this episode, if you're listening, so you know. We all changed clothes. We all changed.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, and then is the physics episodes coming out after this one? Yeaah. So, we've, uh, John Augusting, uh, was today, he's like, when's that physics episode, because I guess I've brought it up a few times. Next, after this one, it's the next one.


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[Assistant] It's a good episode. It's a good one. It's a good one. I don't remember much. I don't either.


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[Assistant] Mike Terry, where has Dusty been my whole life? So many fun stories and I think Aaron's comments have gone from great to fantastic now that he has to, has Dusty to interact with. Love this podcast. He's what he needed. That's what I felt. I was getting nothing on that side of the table and I gotta, I gotta get this guy.


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[Assistant] Is that my uncle Mike Terry? No. Christy Bowen. Bowen. I wish someone would make a compilation video of all the times Nate has said, I'm not a blank guy. Examples. I'm not a watermelon guy. I'm not an adverb guy.


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[Assistant] Ooh, look at that. Didn't need Dusty for that, did you? Yea, he got it all on his own.


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[Assistant] Uh, Aaron Davis, I kid you not, I walked into a bathroom about a week and a half ago in Texas and someone was playing horse with no name out loud on their phone from inside the stall.


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[Assistant] Kind of makes me wonder if it was Aaron, although I saw no indication that he was in Texas at the time. Whenever I have to go at someone's house, I always turn on their bathtub if there's no fan in the bathroom. Yea, I don't do their bathtub, I do like their sink.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeaah, have you, does this sound familiar at all? Texas, that?


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[Assistant] Yeah, most people would be remembered, did you go to the bathroom in Texas?


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[Assistant] Like a public bathroom in Texas, but no recollection? Well, he's on the road all the time. You're on the road all the time, going to the bathroom all the time.


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[Assistant] That was a, uh, it was a Louis CK joke that I just saw. He said he's always in a 48 hour window of diarrhea, which is very funny to me. Like you're always just, because it depends on where I'm at in that window is how far I'll go away from my house. Uh, D Hemel Haver.


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[Assistant] Yeah. And he needed a diet Pepsi. Yeah, needed a pound of Pepsi zero. There we go. I like it.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. I mean yeaah, it is the confidence of like, that's just a person that's...


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[Assistant] Yeah, it'd be wonderful to be able to live like that. I think, I mean, not, you know, just to be, you just wouldn't even have a worry or like feel awkward ever.


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[Assistant] He's like, that's what they're doing? That's what y'all are doing out here? You go, yeah, we old people's leftovers. Uh, Christy Pickens, what about a sitcom where Nate, a semi-pro golfer, builds his new home next to a trailer park, Dusty, a semi-pro


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[Assistant] Race car driver lived just on the other side of the fence in the trailer park.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Those races where they, when your headlights go out, you're done. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're that guy. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeaah, I don't think Christy's tied down to anyone. So she's, yeaah, she's just like, yeaah, we'll just keep talking.


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[Assistant] He's definitely younger than you. No, it's like, yeah, it's like what, you know. Like the one on far left here, I think is. This one? Yeah. Yeah, I definitely think it's like.


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[Assistant] He's, you know, he's young, he's fun, he's having a good time, I think the movie now is a different story. And he knows how to fix it. Yea, now it's uh, it's not animated anymore, it's uh, an indie film.


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[Assistant] Uh, Samantha Davies, Nate, please watch Shawshank Redemption. I swear it's been brought up on unreal amount of times on this podcast and the conversation always has to be stopped because Nate still hasn't seen it. All right.


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[Assistant] I need, it's the, it's the, I, you know, I saw it the other day and I was like, you know, I could be, I could be getting close to the right mood for it. Gotta watch Salt first though.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, Tim Ross, yeaah. He looks like a good runner.


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[Assistant] Well, I always think that when actors, I mean, like, you know, when they play like an athletic thing, sometimes it's like, they're so bad.


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[Assistant] And you can tell when you're like, did you, are you a person? Did you ever.


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[Assistant] I went through a basketball, your head or something, like, I mean, you ever had any reflection? Like, there, sometimes it can be so bad.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, it's, and it's not like you have to play, but I mean, there's just some stuff with the, they get these actors and sometimes they're having to be some athletic part and you're like.


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[Assistant] What are you doing? Like you're, it's like, you didn't go like practice or something or, you know, they're just so uncoordinated.


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[Assistant] Reed Jones, we have now seen both Nate and Dusty, but not yet Aaron Land or Breaks Bates. What should it be called when you see all four Nate Land hosts perform? Interesting.


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[Assistant] Uh, we might have a show altogether coming up.


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[Assistant] It's, uh, yeaah. Yeaah. I mean, us going together, I mean, I would like, you know, I think we might have one coming up that, uh, have not announced, uh, that would be all together, but yeaah. I got, I mean, I just got so many comics, uh, started with. So here we are.


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[Assistant] Uh, but yeaah, if you see, but not talking about that, but if you see all four in the wild.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we could do, it's four buffalos when you see, when you've seen them all. Four buffalos. And they try, and the grand slam is to see everybody twice.


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[Assistant] And slam, that's eight buffalos, which is a real sentence. That's right. So I've done a buffalo, buffalo, buffalo, and then you keep going. So you could each, yeah. So each buffalo represents one person.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I did not see this. I don't know what this rancor is. Is it just, that's like. Funny is clinking me as well.


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[Assistant] Angela Johnson, John Panett. Uh, yeaah.


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[Assistant] I know Don Friesen. I've done a show with him. He's very funny. Uh, yeaah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's fun. Uh, that's cool, that's a, yeah. So you can just find anything on this ranking, like if you're trying to find the best whatever, and people just...


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[Assistant] All right. Ben Love. I played in a band in college. We had one show where we were after, just yawn it out, Dusty.


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[Assistant] Ben Love. I played in a band in college. We had one show where after we set up our gear, the sound guy said he was ready.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean he's an opening, like, I mean if, I feel he doesn't feel he's that important enough that they left before the show started. Like maybe it was an open mic kind of battle of


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[Assistant] It's, you know, it's very, it's like, it sounds, it's a sweet video and then it's, you know, it's like, but the parents would have been like, we're hoping they were kind of done with this. And so now you've like prolonged, I mean, you can mess up someone's life. He starts chasing and he's like, thinks about this night and then he just.


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[Assistant] One guy, one guy left early and then just, you know, cause then, I mean, they're going to, you get the taste of it.


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[Assistant] Cause that's a lot of words. I think I always say they're holding them, but I don't, I'm not, I don't know. Credence. Some people will just say credence.


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[Assistant] Revival. You thought you could get it rolling. Clear water. Clear water revival. Yeah. And, uh, I listened to, I would turn on the radio, like we're playing cards at the end of the night, like, cause I like all that stuff.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't think I'm, I'm not having a lot of CCR conversations. Like I just, yeah, I've never had those music conversations. If you're talking about bands, I just never, I'm always out of the loop.


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[Assistant] It's a, it's a very nice thing, but it's also, yeah, it's a very, the video, it's one of those that like, everybody but the band eventually feels bad. I mean everybody but the band feels great. Like eventually, in the moment everybody feels great.


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[Assistant] And then afterwards, everybody else still loves it, but the band has got to be like, Oh, they did. And that mean if they got a good.


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[Assistant] Yeah, the amount of work was, oh, because we've months we've been listening to this trash through this terrible music and learn the words. Yep. Uh, Oh, Christian gray bill, gray bull.


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[Assistant] I worked for a company that was doing some work at Johnny Major's house several years ago.


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[Assistant] I walked downstairs and heard the shower running and noticed the bathroom door open. Right about the time I decided I should go back upstairs, I heard the shower turn off and he immediately walked out in all his glory. I quickly ran back upstairs and when he came up a few minutes later there was definitely some awkward tension.


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[Assistant] So Johnny Major was a football coach, uh, for the Vols forever.


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[Assistant] Johnny Major's probably gotta be at the age where, is he, yeaah, he died. Just a couple years ago. 2020. So, I mean, he probably was at an age that Borderline might not have realized there was even work going on in his house.


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[Assistant] I know, I would think it really, but I would think he's maybe older and didn't, you know, it's like, you're just, you know, he's like, I don't know.


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[Assistant] Uh, Aaron Fries. Fries. Fries. Let's go folks. I'm on a mission to listen to every episode before Nate comes to my town, Sioux Falls, South Dakota on October 15th. I started in August and I'm listening to it at work at two times speed because of the time crunch and I have 51 episodes to go. Alright. We will see.


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[Assistant] So that's like, no one's ever listened to my real voice. If you've only listened at 1.5 speed. They show up to your show, they're like, wow, this guy talks slow. And I get to it. I'm like, wow, sorry, I get a microphone that does one half speed. Hey, we're going to try it.


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[Assistant] Dakota Johnson. Alright. Like, would, yeah, I would think, does it?


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[Assistant] If you're, yeah, you're just always getting lumped in. It's like having your birthday near Christmas. If you're the Dakotas, you're just always like, well, we're just going to do it all in one.


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[Assistant] That feels good. I bet if you're North Dakota, that feels good. That's gotta feel good.


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[Assistant] North Dakota is the least tourist visited state in the union. Fargo is one of the more popular named cities in America.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but I'm saying that's something and a movie. Like it's, that's, that's a big thing though.


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[Assistant] Fargo, if you think of Dakota, I would almost think people think Fargo.


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[Assistant] Maybe that's how Canada sneaks in on us, is their guy, their, their, you know, their mustache and glasses is North Dakota. Yeah. Uh, they do the...


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[Assistant] Pledge allegiance and all this, and you're like, some good American people up here, then they go, we're Canada! And then they take it off, you're like, dad, come.


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[Assistant] Uh, maybe North Dakota. I think I've been there though.


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[Assistant] Uh, I know I've been in South Dakota for sure because I've seen Mount Rushmore and then


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[Assistant] I did a show there a long time ago and I think I've been to North Dakota too and I'm just blanking on, uh, what's the college in North Dakota?


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[Assistant] Maybe I did North Dakota State, like is there, I remember, I think it was like one of them had, what's the Vandals? I don't know.


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[Assistant] So maybe I went there or something. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know, but it's, it's, it will be marked off. I think I've been to North Dakota and I'm, I'm sure I have, but these are the last two, uh,


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[Assistant] Yeah, because Montana is another state, and that's another one that I'm like, I don't think I've been to, but I will have marked off, and I'm going to have, if you listen to this, I've already been to Montana. I don't know if I did a show there, but I did, I spent two days. I'm spending, you know, I spent two days.


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[Assistant] And Montana, they actually listen to this. I might be literally because I'm in right now. Yeah. Cause we was in Casper, Wyoming. We're taking two days to kind of go mess around. Do some hiking.


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[Assistant] And then, I mean, Alaska is the other one. Alaska is the last state I haven't been to.


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[Assistant] It's, I remember going to Seamount Rushmore and I, I, it doesn't feel, it's not as big, you know, in your head, it's just, you always see that picture. Yeah. And then. So that took 14 years.


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[Assistant] I mean, it's very big in the grand scheme of things, but when you look at it like anything, you see a picture versus when you get there, you're like, it's kind of...


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[Assistant] They're still very, yeah, they're, yeah, it's very big. But I mean, it looks like


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[Assistant] Uh, George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Theodore Roosevelt, Abraham Lincoln. That's right.


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[Assistant] They started doing like, George Washington's like, suit, and then he's like, I can't do it.


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[Assistant] Like he got, he's like, that's, he goes, that was a huge mistake. And they go, well, why are you not going to do the suit on everybody? He goes, are you crazy dude? He goes, I, that suit took me a month. He goes, I can.


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[Assistant] Because we did one suit. I'm not doing more suits. Just jam the heads in the back. Just do the heads in the back for the rest. I'll give a little like, nod to Abraham Lincoln with some kind of like, collar.


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[Assistant] But he's like, that's basic as it just working out kind of like that, but I'm not, we're done with suits.


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[Assistant] It's next, you know what? I think I've, it's, it's, is it next to this? I don't know. Uh, Kali, I, did I walk?


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[Assistant] I might've, yeah, walked, like did I walk on the crate? Or I remember them showing it to me and it was like it's still under.


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[Assistant] You could walk on it. That's the reason I'm thinking you could kinda walk near it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, yeah, I did see this. I don't think I walked on, like that seems, uh, cause that seems high.


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[Assistant] Maybe there's people up there though. Maybe I did, I don't know. I don't know. Funny thing is, how could you not remember something like that? Are there people up there? I mean, what is wrong? Oh yeah, okay. Like how could you?


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[Assistant] I remember seeing, I do remember seeing it, but like how does, how do I not, could not tell you the whole day?


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[Assistant] Well, I feel like it's a gut feeling.


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[Assistant] I don't know what that means, but I mean it's, it's, I can tell you about the parrot that wouldn't stop talking during the comedy show. Tell me about that. I have, I've talked about it earlier.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeah, I mean that, yeah, that one when it gets done is going to be insane. And. Do they have a timeline for this?


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[Assistant] I think that'd be pretty awesome. It's going to be the biggest one out there. It would be like mind blowing if you went and saw it and they had the horse and it was done. You'd be like, this is.


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[Assistant] I sponsored it. Well I mean I would think if you did something like this...


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[Assistant] This is where people are going to come back and look at. Like we go to the pyramids in Egypt. We don't go look at their grocery stores. Like we have all this other stuff. This is the thing in


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[Assistant] A thousand years, you're going to go back and be like, that's crazy. They did that. How'd they do that?


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[Assistant] You don't go back and like, they were good at, you know, math and stuff. Yeah.


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[Assistant] That's true. That is true. You know, I don't know. Some people do that, but yeah. Well, they do that, but I mean, you don't, you're not going to take a field trip to go look at the library that they read books out of.


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[Assistant] With the horse, this is, becomes our main thing. In a thousand years, it's the only thing that you even talk, you would, you'd be like, in a thousand years, you'd be like, oh, is that where they have the, you know, America, that's where they have that crazy horse statue. In America, they have the crazy horse with a horse and.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well they would mention it, it's like, oh, it's next to Mount Rushmore, but it would say that describes the whole country. That would be a seventh, one of the wonders of the world, you know.


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[Assistant] Like you keep making, like the buildings, you make buildings, and then buildings, you know, are these buildings gonna be here in a thousand years? No. That's gonna be there. That's a good point.


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[Assistant] Did I tell you which, which parts are missing? Yeah, like I picture like most of the tails not. We had to put it together.


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[Assistant] I would think so. Oh, like if the skull is one that they found versus like if it's other bones, you're like who knows what bones those are.


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[Assistant] It wouldn't be if you found out later and they go, wow, so this is it. And they're like, well, the head doll, we made the head. But it's the rest of it's something. I mean, maybe on that little display.


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[Assistant] That was the big display there. Do you remember the whole day though? Do you remember, how much do you remember from that trip? Like I'm saying, I don't remember my,


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[Assistant] The South Dakota, like I remember it, but I don't. Do you remember details or do you remember?


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Alright, I remember those. I watched that movie I think after I went there. Okay.


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[Assistant] Well I think they've dug some up. They're just, they probably got, we probably got enough. One of them may have been like deer, where you're like S is enough.


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[Assistant] Too many of them. My car's constantly hitting them. We saw a deer get hit last night driving home. Or not get hit but in our neighborhood. And it was, and I think we saw it die. It was, uh.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I mean, they just, you know, they're just everywhere and it just came out. I think a kid did it like not, you know, like a 17, 16 year old kid or 17 and, uh, and it was like laying in the street looking and then the lady was there and you're like, you know, what are you supposed to do? You don't know. I mean, you know.


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[Assistant] I had friends that would, I mean, a real hunter would have like just grabbed it and can you use it? But, uh, and then we, as we drove a little, Laura's like, what are you doing? I looked in the mirror and then I think it's, so it's head go down. I was like, I think that's, yeah, I think it's done.


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[Assistant] You like to see that? No, I mean, I'm not saying I like, but you're like, it's, it's, it's, you know, I get it. It's hard. Like that's the thing that you deal with hunting is there's the part of you that does feel like you, you picture these movies and this thing and you're like, it's got a family. We have a baby deer that comes in our backyard.


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[Assistant] And there was two baby deer and then the mom. And we would see them in our yard all the time. And then.


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[Assistant] We now only see one baby deer, so we're assuming the other two


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[Assistant] So it can just come back there. And so now it's like just this, and it's, you know, super cute and Harper loves it. Laura, I mean, everybody loves, you know, just the deer would just be in the backyard. I mean, almost could come up to you.


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[Assistant] And you feel like a little like, well it's parents and I here. But there's gotta be something though that you're also, you know, like I mean.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I mean it's a crazy, crazy thing for that to come out. And he got caught, 5 million people saw that guy in those cargo shorts.


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[Assistant] Well, it's gotta be just brutal being an animal. You gotta eat, your dinner is walking. And you gotta, you're like.


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[Assistant] Yeah. It's just like exhausting. It just won't go down. It just won't. Yeah. And he's just like.


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[Assistant] And then if you're that bison, it's like, you're just walking with that thing on your back and you just, you know, what if he, the bison just go underwater, starts swimming underwater. He's in a river and he's trying to get, yeah, it's tough. That's tough to, you know.


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[Assistant] It's a tough world out there, but just remember if you got hit by a car in front of both of them, they ain't doing nothing for you.


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[Assistant] But you don't shoe them away? You don't try a nice shoe? Get on out of here?


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[Assistant] I mean, that's like, can you imagine being at a time where you're like, we're going to a new land. A new world. A new world. And then you're not thinking about, well, one day these will be extinct. You'd be like, oh, I wish that was today. Cause your train can't move.


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[Assistant] I would think they would just go away. Like as you go- The bears? Yeah.


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[Assistant] If you start building a Sears tower, like I would imagine it's going to be like, eh, and it just, it's scared of people.


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[Assistant] My joke about coyotes, I always try to make this a joke, I never really did, but there's been no reported killing of a coyote.


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[Assistant] Like, uh, of a human, uh, so they either don't do it or they're very good at it. They cover the tracks. Yeah.


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[Assistant] And there's been, yea, never, and then, so it's like, either they don't do it or they're very good.


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[Assistant] I think they'd have to either get back together or stay north and south. You'd have to be like, just become the Dakotas and then just be Dakotas. And then like, yeah, I kind of get the point that he's saying.


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[Assistant] Uh, just cause it seems like, wow, that's like Canada, it's cold, but.


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[Assistant] Dumb, dumb, dumb people. And that, that's also a problem. Is they think it's like, you think that's why you're like, are you, do you just think people don't


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[Assistant] So you gotta tell me that if, if, if, I think the people that would...


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[Assistant] Be tricked by this would never have dreamed of going to North Dakota. But it's like how stupid do you think people are that they couldn't like figure it out?


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I would think you'd go off the beauty of it. I mean, I would imagine it's beautiful.


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[Assistant] And in North Dakota, what they should do is you just go kind of the route, like Montana's getting crazy now. Everybody's moving to Montana or something like that. It's the idea that you play off that where you just end up.


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[Assistant] If you start like having an awesome city and you're like Fargo, like people would just end up being like, oh, you know, Fargo is kind of the hot spot to move. You make something the hot spot to move, then it's, it's over. Everybody just has another house there and are in North Dakota. You're either, you're probably trying to get, I mean, it does look insane. Yeah.


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[Assistant] But you're trying to get people, I guess, to live there. Probably some second homes. Maybe you're going after that, uh, audience.


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[Assistant] Uh, I don't know, but yeaah. But people are moving now, people can move anywhere. I think people will start.


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[Assistant] North Dakota is like, there's this one spot, it's very nice, it's beautiful, it's great skiing, you just kinda start like some stuff like that. You like working remotely? We're very remote. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Middle of what? North America. Of North America. We're in the middle of, we're the dead center of North America. It's where everything started. The heart of it all.


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[Assistant] Uh, taken. No, I'm just saying, like, people go. You're like, what are y'all listening to? What are you looking to? Just imagine. Uh, they should probably lift some stuff up.


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[Assistant] I would imagine it's like you go back and it's just like calm there. It's just like, it feels like, you know, it's wilderness. It feels old school.


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[Assistant] I mean, what if you buy land too? Like they should be like, we have the most acres of land to sell. You know, like, and you could be like, cause land is becoming.


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[Assistant] You're like, well, I want some land, so maybe we can go buy a million acres up there or something.


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[Assistant] Yeah, maybe I'll go up there and buy, uh, I'll move there. Yeah. You know, build that.


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[Assistant] Yeah. North Dakota. Turn it around. Turn Fargo. Take Fargo into, just figure out, you know.


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[Assistant] I mean, I like, I think land's becoming a thing back to, you're seeing so much stuff is balled up.


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[Assistant] And you can't, you know, your house, I mean you own your house, but you're like next to other houses and all this kind of stuff. So I think land is, is something that it's like, I would be.


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[Assistant] I'd be selling that. We have the most land to sell. Unless they don't.


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[Assistant] Well, they probably see so much stuff. You got the Northern Lights. You probably got so much stuff going up in the sky that you're like, I don't know. It could be any of it, you know?


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[Assistant] Not too much. Sky's too busy. That's what they should say too. Yeaah. We got snow, light pollution, just too much going on. This one really surprised me. You're gonna have to turn the moon down.


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[Assistant] But the tower probably was built a long time ago. Maybe so. They only have radio towers still.


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[Assistant] So I think you probably just have towers, but you're like, why don't we have, point some satellites over that direction.


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[Assistant] How do you really even take in Alaska and Hawaii? I guess you're just like- I kind of get Alaska. Hawaii seems like- I don't know if I get Alaska. Does Alaska touch America? Like the bottom? It touches Canada. Yeah. So it's like, you just sort of got this one section up at the top. Like, I don't know, like how do you add that in? You know? It's like, uh, you know. South Dakota seems high to be,


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[Assistant] Yeaah. How did we get Alaska? It's impressive.


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[Assistant] How did they even, yeah, it's like, I mean, did they draw it on, they have it on a map. Have we even been to all that?


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[Assistant] There's a grand canyon in here. I guess the grand canyon really is. And then Spain had that, why, how'd they let their thing go?


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[Assistant] Gotta see, uh, you know, I got a big group in there. I guess you wouldn't even be alone.


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[Assistant] Like Ohio, Illinois, Indiana. You think kind of like Big 12. Or Big 10. Big 10.


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[Assistant] That just, and like they don't, he's got no walls to keep him not growing. Like it's just, they're too free range up there.


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[Assistant] Rock listener size and you're like, golly, put a fence around it. Open house.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's funny that they're even asking, uh, to do it. What's this you're looking at here?


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[Assistant] Well y'all are definitely the, are y'all the youngest comedians? Y'all two out of them? I like that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's, uh, yeah, it's, yeah, it was, yeah, you always wonder, and then it's, uh, but I think some of those people just type this stuff in, right? Mhm. Mhm.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I did not attend McGavick High School. That's always been wrong.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I would think if you're a Dakota, it's like go be that needs to be your marketing is like almost like.


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[Assistant] You know, if you're, uh, you know, it's almost like are you man enough to even.


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[Assistant] You know, you gotta be a real dude to live here. Like, it's like that kind of attitude.


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[Assistant] Your family comes here, like, you know, it's about your family, it's about your...


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[Assistant] You know, like we take care of our own, like, this kind of attitude.


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[Assistant] And I feel like that's what you would be. The Wild West was here.


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[Assistant] But you're inviting those types of people. Yeah. And I'm not saying they're bad, but it's like people that are just like.


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[Assistant] I wanna have some land, you know, you wanna live like the old, I wanna have some land, I wanna.


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[Assistant] Oxyclean. Uh, yeah, that's exactly it. That is good. Cause that would make you be like, yeah, I'm gonna go, well, you know. It's in there.


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[Assistant] The, uh, cause everybody, you do have that, you know, you, I have the, you want land and I want to be outside every now and then you just watch brave.


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[Assistant] I wanna fight. Yeah, I wanna do something. I wanna be a man. I wanna be a man. Yeah. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, at the grocery store and you're like, I was hunting this stuff.


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[Assistant] That could be the ad. Yeah, your grocery store is a zoo. That's what they should do. Their ad could be that you walk into a grocery store and it's just, you know, the animals are free range living there and then you gotta wrestle it down.


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[Assistant] You seem like a great guy. But that's like, golly dude.


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[Assistant] That looks exactly, like you could, can, if you even mess with the picture, you could just, I would just assume it's me. Yeah. If you put it in a different scenario.


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[Assistant] But I don't know, if you're looking at that picture then you're like, it's like the eyes and I could look like this guy. The eyes. We just have some big dumb eyes.


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[Assistant] What's his last name? We don't say that's a Barghetti. Who did you go back and tell? Uh, Myrick I think? No, Myrick. Huh? I think his last name is like Barghetti.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeah, I don't know if we were, I don't think we were here. The, ehm, the Myricks were here.


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[Assistant] Dna thing, 23andMe. But then like someone, I went and did like, uh, the, uh,


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[Assistant] Family tree kind of thing. And that's, uh, and we like, it's all like Italy and Switzerland. Like it was right on like the border of Italy and Switzerland is like where Barghetti is and a lot of that stuff.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I don't, I don't know cause it's, it's, yeaah, I don't know how true all that stuff is.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well it's funny to be like, too, like, you're now, they name it, like,


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[Assistant] I feel like now it's like trying to be nice to them. And you're like, yeah, dude, you did that. You ended us. And now it's like, and now like, I wonder if like native Americans take it as like, nah, I'd rather you just hate me. Cause at least I know where you stay in. Like now you're being like lovey and.


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[Assistant] Destroyed us. And now you're like my buddy. Like I don't, you know what I mean? Like.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but yeah, like I would wonder if you, I bet you could talk to some and they'd be, cause it's all like, you know, it's, you want to.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you want to be not, but it's like, I mean, you just ended a group of people. And then now it's like, oh, but we're, you know, we celebrate you guys a little bit here and there. And you're like, I'd rather you just hate us. Like that would at least be.


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[Assistant] How do they rank something like that? On that ranker?


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[Assistant] Yeaah. They're doing a documentary on Jimmy Carter. Oh yeaah, really?


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[Assistant] What did that say? Look at these laws. So this is- They're all crazy. Horses are allowed into fountains unless they are wearing pants. I support that. I mean, it's cold.


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[Assistant] I'm going to defend all these lulz. Give me all the devolving tickets. It's cold and they get, you know.


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[Assistant] They, they wanted the law to be, don't put horses in the water. And then they're like, no, you can't just say that. They go, all right, we'll finally have to be wearing pants.


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[Assistant] Like if you get pants on, you can go to that water. Give me one, give me one.


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[Assistant] Oh, defendant. Wait, they're not allowed to have signs. Yeaah, I mean, it just looks trashy. You know, we're not about trashiness in North Dakota. You come in, it's a proper place.


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[Assistant] No one's just driving through North Dakota by accident. You know where you're going. We don't need a sign.


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[Assistant] I'm not sure what a pacifist means. They don't believe in war, they're just peace.


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[Assistant] Oh, and you can't, well, I mean, so it's against the law to do that. So I think it should be allowed. It should be allowed. Cause that's, you can never have an honest conversation with them. Cause if you go, let's just arm wrestle.


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[Assistant] And then if they're, if they consider that violent, then you're like, I mean, come on, dude.


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[Assistant] Uh, so I would want it to be illegal.


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[Assistant] It, it should be. It shouldn't be, I'm not trying to use a gun. You mean, I'll look, I'll kill everybody if you want me to. There you go. Or I'll throw some bottle rockets out there and knock everybody back a little bit. Yeah, scare them.


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[Assistant] Yeah, come to my house and see what I'm gonna defend, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, exactly. So, is it the last one?


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[Assistant] Well, I'm just picturing the back. Oh yeaah, I was just picturing the back.


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[Assistant] Yeah, the front is, I mean, that's his arms. I'll go do it in two seconds. I'll put the front on. I could drive right now and be back here for this podcast over and have the pants on the front of a horse. Now the back. Oh yeah. The back of a horse. I mean, that is.


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[Assistant] Horses already have trouble, they can't see back there and they're already like, what's going on? And so they're already on, they're on edge about anything that happens in that back. Watch the tail. And then if they kick you, they can kick you through a wall. Yeah. Yeah, get that horse to a fountain.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you could do it and just, they should do that. That's what they should. North Dakota, do you want some publicity?


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[Assistant] Put a horse with pants in a fountain. And then go, there's nothing we can do.


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[Assistant] Fargo, the movie didn't help Fargo cause it's like that. Well, that's North Dakota, but yeah, I know. Well, that's, I know, but that's the, I'm saying that problem is North Dakota is the one that seems like they're having trouble and that's why they wanted to change the name. So yeah, that was.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a tough thing. I mean, it's, it's like, yeah, it's, I think, you just picture that movie, it's just so... Cold. Cold, and yeah, that stuff. Drury, and... But Canada's doing it. I think North Dakota...


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[Assistant] But you can move to a different, yeah, they can move to somewhere else.


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[Assistant] Like, uh, Vancouver, it's going to be, but you go to Vancouver and you get at least a shot of some summertime.


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[Assistant] I would go and get one of those three wheeled motorcycles.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I could go right around there. That's you, emotional guy?


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[Assistant] Can you imagine if you went and wore a mask there?


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[Assistant] I bet they, but you know what? I bet they would have, don't want to have said anything. Right.


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[Assistant] Cause no one says, no one cares if someone's wearing a mask.


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[Assistant] But it would, you, I mean, you would feel uncomfortable. I like, I did a joke about that. I was like, you could always leave like any kind of major city going to like some gas station. You just have your, you just have your mask on cause you were just used to it. And you walk in and you're like, I would take it off cause you're like, this is uncomfortable.


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[Assistant] And I don't, they're not gonna say anything to me, they're not gonna do anything to me, but you're just like, the vibe is like, what are you, why do you have a mask on? You're like, why do I, I don't know.


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[Assistant] Maybe it wasn't San Francisco, it was somewhere else. At the show? At the show. I don't think it was San Francisco, it was somewhere else. Uh, maybe Long Beach.


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[Assistant] I did not see it till the end. I never would have brought it up to begin with.


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[Assistant] Just cause it's like where, but they were in the front row, so sometimes you can't tell do you want it brought up, do you not want it brought up, uh, but.


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[Assistant] I mean, I didn't say, I didn't see it just when I went out there, it's hard to see.


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[Assistant] I mean, I got to stay in elevation. They were the first two to...