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[Assistant] Like two plates kinda hitting each other. Right. And just look back and there's Emily. She's a long, lanky one, you see.


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[Assistant] She could reach the cat food. I'm like, how long have you been pulling this shit off?


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[Assistant] Cat food's been gone like a bunch, like, you know. The cats are getting real thin. Yea, and they're... And I've been like, Emily's pooping a lot.


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[Assistant] So Emily's been scoring a ton of wet cat food.


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[Assistant] Wow. And man, she paid the price today. Oh. I paid the price. Fuckin' that's right. I'm gonna, when we're done recording this, I'm gonna boogie back cause I gotta let her out and stuff like that and I'm just crossin' my fingers there's not a whole nother spatterin' little shit. Bad dog. Little shit.


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[Assistant] Jesus. Good times. Comes with the ter- well, potentially comes with the-


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[Assistant] I don't get the word, like, uh, it's the only one, the word splute.


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[Assistant] Which many dogs and cats do, but it's like specific for corgis apparently. That word is sploot. Splooting when they're just sprawled out all legs out flat on their stomach.


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[Assistant] Apparently it's Corgi specific, but everyone's using it because they didn't have another word for them, you know? Yeaah. Steal the sploot. It works as a word, sploot. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] So kinda where they don't, where they don't sploot is like,


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[Assistant] If they're holding a rifle, their elbows are touching, whereas a splute is like everything flat to the ground.


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[Assistant] Yep, it is. Ooh, we got another word too. Alright. Oh, and it doesn't even say-


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[Assistant] AKA frogging. Oh, which makes perfect sense. Is when a dog or cat lies flat on their belly with their hind legs stretched out straight behind them.


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[Assistant] I like pictures, but yeaah. Cause I really thought about kinda doing it with Em, but with her frisbee skills and stuff. You guys should compete.


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[Assistant] Hanging with Buffet now, right? Had to say hanging, huh?


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[Assistant] I liked, I liked the train scene. Yeah? Okay. There's a lot of good scenes. I need to see this movie. No you don't.


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[Assistant] Get a ton of uhm, little cell phone like satellite dishes up on top. It's crazy up there.


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[Assistant] Cool spot. What night were you there? Saturday. You might, uh, we were down in the poor taproom.


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[Assistant] Which kinda blows my mind. It's like today, that's nothing crazy. It isn't even that crazy, but it's enough.


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[Assistant] One's Russian. Mm-hmm. Odd. That's fucking weird. Which part?


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[Assistant] We'll start with TV. Yeah, okay, let's talk about that. Start with TV. Uh huh. With all the talent we hold. Um, yeah, we've had chances to be on TV multiple times.


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[Assistant] In like six episodes. So we won a competition a while back on Comedy Central. People just submitted their movies, their little shorts. We won.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so it's on the Magic Dumpster now, so you can go over to that channel and watch our podcast. Go watch it after the podcast.


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[Assistant] They didn't like it and it was dead in the water right there. These boys ain't funny. But here's what I was thinking like, cause I watched it recently. Yeaah. And I was like, oh yeaah, that's why we didn't get on TV. Right. It's okay, it's uh, the timing is bad, there's some jokes that don't work. Exactly. For sure.


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[Assistant] You guys will dig it then. Anyway, you can check out the pilot, see what you think about it. It's, yea, I would definitely do things a lot different. For sure. Oh for sure.


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[Assistant] Magic life. I can't wait to see your magic routine at the next live show. Oh, I can't wait to show you all. You been practicing? Little bit. Alright.


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[Assistant] What does that mean? Oh, you wanna fight him? Go fight him. Yeah, what do you mean? I was like, absolutely, we'll set up a system. Like, alright, why is there spoiled meat in the ammo chest? Yeah. Well, you just dump things. Bodies are big.


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[Assistant] Hey, with the pillow inside of it, like a big, poofy, pink afro looking pillow. Whoever lays in it's got that, that's awesome.


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[Assistant] He won, well he didn't win American Idol, he was on American Idol. He's up there, probably top three or something. He, he's very, like his voice is very like, theater-like. He can hit, he can hit all the notes. Gotcha. He's theatrical-like. How did it?


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[Assistant] Well, they played on American Idol. Oh, okay, no shit. The, uh, I think one of the last songs that came in, like two people, they were actually came to play the music and the two leading contestants sang the song with Queen. Oh, fun.


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[Assistant] Did you see Tom Segura dressed up like Steven Seagal? Oh, I'd have loved that. I think it's a music video.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we should remember these, but we don't. You're like Tina was right, I'm not sure.


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[Assistant] What were we showing the whole time before? Nothing! Nothing? Nothing! And everyone was confused that whole time.


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[Assistant] We've been talking about just, you know, nothing planned yet, but we're coming up on, uh, Neve's Gaming is coming up on its 10 year anniversary. Like next year, I guess. Yeah. That's crazy. I know. I love it.


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[Assistant] So we're thinking about trying to do something big. A big get together somewhere.


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[Assistant] You wouldn't do it. I wouldn't want to. You fancy yourself.


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[Assistant] You're thinking different then, huh? No, don't, don't, they get, they get the ingredients in a timed amount, then they come back, then they gotta take what they've got and grab different and then cook it. Same old shit, same old shit though.


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[Assistant] If I signed you up, would you be mad if they said you're in?


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[Assistant] I would have fallen for that. He looks professional. It is funny though, just picturing that person just shoveling stuff in there. Just grinning ear to ear.


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[Assistant] Then you're like, do you like, ahh, I feel like a jerk, I'm just gonna buy it.


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[Assistant] We had fun in there, and those videos are great looking back at them too, like they just have a good vibe, I dig them.


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[Assistant] I always love that there are just like all the bosses out in the world too, that you can go and fight on.


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[Assistant] That was it. See? It's been a long time. It has. In all fairness, Simon.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Yeaah. I'm looking forward to that. Put the thralls, I like having the thralls. Oh yeaah, knocking people out, dragging them back to base.


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[Assistant] Yep. Making them work for you. I wonder where we're gonna make our bass this time. I mean, where? I like the last bass we had.


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[Assistant] I remember that episode, you guys were like talking about it and then you couldn't get it out of your head, which is how your brain works. Yeah. Yeah. And Simon was there to help as Simon does. I'm a big help.


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[Assistant] Creepy. Whatever you call that. Spectator. You can't call it- Oh, it was like, it was like a floating- Just crossed applesauce? Yea, like meditation position all the time. Conan! Conan! Conan!


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[Assistant] Oh, I know that one. I know that one. It's a fun game, huh? Yeah, who makes what? Starts with an A. That was the weirdest, uhm, well-


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[Assistant] What the fuck is that? That's uh, that does, that looks at your...


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[Assistant] It was one thing I was proud of as a young nerd in the video game world when it was just like Sega and Nintendo and stuff. Looking at all the magazines, I knew who made every game.


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[Assistant] What would be more impressive is if you saw that player say it's someone wearing a Baltimore Orioles.


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[Assistant] Jersey in that card if you knew what team they played on prior. That'd be more impressive.


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[Assistant] Uh, it was, uh, he's a neighbor of yours, like a couple blocks up, I guess. But, uh, Kenyatta? Remember Kenyatta?


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[Assistant] He's a musician, right? Yeah, he was, but like his business, he's got like a warehouse and employees and it deals with stuff. Selling stuff online. But is he friends with him or is he friends with you? I was like, when he said that.


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[Assistant] I think he deals with a lot of publications. I think he deals with a ton of uhm, magazines and publications.


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[Assistant] It just made me think of horde VPN for like seven days. What was your gift you were talking about?


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[Assistant] I was just bringing, I was just going, cause I saw on there, there was a birthday party written up there. Oh, your birthday party. Yeah. Which was, yeah, a couple weeks ago. Yeah.


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[Assistant] You know what she probably thought. She didn't even ask me, I just know her and her friends and it was like almost a guarantee given their track record. She knew you weren't gonna expect it when you blatantly said, I don't want one of these. So that made it easier.


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[Assistant] That was perfect. Yea, I was ready to party. We didn't have any, uh, um, reservations or anything, just went out for dinner and just like, ehh, felt like having some Tarantelli's little, little, uh, Italian and stuff like that.


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[Assistant] Downtown was pretty busy with all the shit going on and walked in there and I was like, two seats at the bar. Perfect. Cause we like eating at the bar.


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[Assistant] And she was like, ah, you have to have reservations to eat at the bar tonight. And we're like, ah, shit. I'll, uh, let's just get a couple drinks then. And I know my girl right then was like, shit. She knew you didn't have time for that. She knew, but she played it off well.


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[Assistant] Right. So then we move across the street and we got in there pretty quick, which was nice, this new place. Had some dinner and enjoying that drink and stuff like that. And I, she must, her skin must have been crawling. Cause she's getting texts from. And there's a lot of people. Yea, but wait, but here. Where you at? Where you at?


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[Assistant] Yeah, cause she, she knew it was not going to be that quick when we got out cause I was not in any, I wasn't ready to leave yet. I still had half a drink and all that shit. And then she brought up, she, she was brilliant with this whole wind to the bathroom, came back, she's like, we gotta go babe.


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[Assistant] She was that angle, which was brilliant. And then, you know, as a guy, you're like, okay, okay. Of course, what do you need? She didn't have anything in her, but one of her friends was downtown and had one, uh, you know.


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[Assistant] And, uh, then we walked up to where she said they were, which you guys were all waiting. And fuck, there was a ton of you, my knees buckled, and I, I, I had some tears. Yeah, there was a ton of people there. There was?


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[Assistant] Yeaah, uhm. It was Uber's fault. But that was hands down like, yeaah, the best surprise that's ever happened in my life. That was good. That was good stuff. Yeaah. That was a lot of fun. Yeaah, it was a fun night. It was probably 40 to 50 people for... It was stupid.


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[Assistant] The main cop in Outer Banks and in many other things, and we've known him for a long time. He's been in some of our shows and stuff. He's a wonder. He's in Gemstones too. Yeah, Mighty Gemstones, all that stuff, Staircase, Stairway or whatever the fuck it was. But uhm, yeah, Simon, uh.


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[Assistant] He's probably like, yeaah, he's one of the funniest fuckers I've ever met in my life too, so. He rolled with it well. Oh no, no, he's great.


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[Assistant] Remember when I bought them, like, I got, she sold out immediately, did another show that sold out immediately, and I got six tickets in on that. And, uh, Ada and her lady, it was Ada's birthday, like, on her birthday, so that worked out great. Uh, Nieves is a big fan already.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Oh, was it? Yep. Oops. I said happy birthday. Ridiculous.


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[Assistant] Tig's, Tig's up, she's like in that top tier of comedian. She's a very successful comedian. In my opinion, yea.


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[Assistant] And I guess she was here 12 years ago, and then it got me thinking.


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[Assistant] I see her. I might have seen her back when she was like... She didn't know who she was. Right. Probably did. I feel like I might have because I used to go to those shows quite a bit. I don't know. Anyway.


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[Assistant] Ever, ever tell you about my, you've met my buddy Jeff when we were golfing with him and all that stuff. His laugh is...


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[Assistant] When he gets to this certain point of finding something funny, it is a laugh you don't want to hear in a public place. And, uh, went to a comedy show with him once and the guy got him to that level. And, uh, I'm going to do a little impression here. I'm going to pull back from the mic.


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[Assistant] Cause you know, are you getting heckled? And I think when he like saw him...


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[Assistant] He knows, and his wife knows, and my girl, like everyone, it is something special.


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[Assistant] Let me try to change my laugh. I don't know. You would think because he's well aware that everybody in the area is looking at him now. Everybody.


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[Assistant] And it's, uh, like to get him to laugh, I love to do, because if I can hit that, and I have a few times, I'm like, fuck yeaah, fuck yeaah, I got that.


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[Assistant] I'd suggest finding someone else that has a stupid laugh like yours. Oh man, that'd be a great couple


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[Assistant] Shit, stab rosers, I don't remember. But he laughs at all of his own jokes. Which doesn't hurt him. Because the infectious part.


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[Assistant] Neither am I. I did just see someone, cause our community makes...


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[Assistant] Great memes. Well, with us, they do. From our live action stuff, I just, I hadn't seen it, but it just was me at the front door for that pilot sketch. Uh huh. And I'm naked, you know? No shirt. Yea, it just says, look at my penis. Alright. That's it. Cause you look down too, don't you? Uh, eventually, but not in that meme.


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[Assistant] It does, it will go there, but it just, there's long, it's like right off the bat it's a long sustain, and then it goes into all that. That's the same thing, I love it. I love it too.


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[Assistant] It's a loony ass laugh. It's like fingerprints really. Everybody's laughing.


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[Assistant] Oh, then you can get- yeah, I got kicked out of class several times. Then you get giggly. I did. I couldn't stop laughing, I'd be crying.


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[Assistant] How'd you like Tig's final joke? Like the final...


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[Assistant] I've noticed a lot of her endings. Cause it's topical.


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[Assistant] Run long. Well yea, but I'm talking about when it got to the song.


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[Assistant] That was funny. That was a good hour. Uhm, little over an hour. But uhm, laughing wise, our buddy Patrick, I think I brought this up probably in a previous, but as far as


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[Assistant] Not at all. He was a goofball. He was great. Just a wonderful person. So uhm, probably about 30 of us lost our shit at the funeral.


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[Assistant] Because of what the, the pastor was saying. Talking about


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[Assistant] Patrick, and that's not Patrick. What you're saying about Patrick and the first person who ever started laughing, like, just caught.


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[Assistant] Sure. Guaranteed they were. And Patrick would have been honored. Patrick would have loved every bit of it. So, that was the most awkward time for me in my life, but it was, I wasn't alone.


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[Assistant] I couldn't help it. Yeaah. Yeaah. Cause it was wrong to laugh there. That didn't hurt.


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[Assistant] Uhm, and I don't want to bring anything down, but I had to bring it up, man. The Bigfoot video dropped this week and there was a few comments.


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[Assistant] Talking about me doing blackface? When I'm the black character? I just wanted, there was a few, like, I was like, why the fuck is this coming up, like already? First of all, yea, the history is like,


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[Assistant] So, and it worked out great. But yea, it's like, I'm not trying to be a black guy, I'm just, I picked the black. It's like, we have these colors that represent us, and in a lot of games, uh, there's a character you can pick that's black. And it's like, it helps you guys know who's who. We do that the best we can to let them know.


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[Assistant] I know the majority about, like the overwhelming majority of you out there, like you don't think twice about it.


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[Assistant] Anyway, didn't want to break it down, but just wanted to get up and just, stupid shit. Shits. So what else, what else now? I gotta pee.


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[Assistant] Oh yea, no, me too. Yea, me too. He'll be back.


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[Assistant] So much new shit too now. And all the shit. Man, first show we're going to is next week. Uhm, but it's at Greenfield Lake Amphitheater. Ben Folds. Gonna go see Ben Folds. I've never seen him.


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[Assistant] I'll bet you could, yea. That'll be a nice venue for that. When? What night? It's next weekend, I don't know when. Okay. And Robert Plant coming up, Incubus. Yea, we got some stuff. Wilmington's all growns up, you can do things here.


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[Assistant] Keep an eye on that. See? It's easy to miss. That's the thing with all these things coming to town. It's like really really easy. If you don't keep up on it, you like hear about it last week, you're like, shit.


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[Assistant] Like you can build almost like scrap mechanic building kind of. Like you can get super creative with all these things. And the verticality like...


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[Assistant] The world just seems like it's- Yea, it's gigantic.


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[Assistant] What do you mean, same place? Well yea, if you have to come back for a particular thing, but yea, just go wherever you want, off the bat for the most part. Yea. Well, I guess with the exception of...


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[Assistant] In Breath of the Wild, you could go wherever you wanted right off the bat.


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[Assistant] It was always fun, just even cooking, like let's see if these things go together. Throw a couple little monster parts along with this little piece of meat and like whatever and hopefully it'll make something cool. So you could starve?


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[Assistant] Isn't that neat? Yeah, it's gonna be something. For sure.


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[Assistant] Uhm, that's coming soon. Maybe I'll get some early access, but that looks dope.


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[Assistant] Soon. Yeah. And we're all in darkness fallsies, so it's like, remember we used to be all, that was usually what took us to get


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[Assistant] Playing seven days again, the next alphas. Yeah. And now we're kinda, you know, we switched it up this time. Now we're in dark.


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[Assistant] Half and half for me. Sometimes it shows the indicator. When I'm getting pick up shots for that, I was like, why is it doing that now? I didn't do anything to change a thing. Weird. Yup.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm excited about that video. And then one of us being a Bigfoot. That would be great. Seal it off. And yeah, the first one, people seemed to like it. So yeah, let's, let's do the us being Bigfoot one, two.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think we were all under that same impression. That this is a, this is a process. Yeah, this could take a really long time. This could be a series.


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[Assistant] But even, I think we brought the Bigfoot down, like, uh, as far as his health or something, but it's still loaded and it still takes forever.


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[Assistant] That's not true. There's, there's, he's got powers that'll, when you scream as Bigfoot, um, it shows like a cloudy kind of red area where they are. And it's like, I think the, um, the cloud gets


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[Assistant] If you're closer, it's whatever, but if you are like, if you scream.


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[Assistant] And you don't see any red anywhere around you as Bigfoot? Right. You're by them. You're in that area. Okay, gotcha. So it only takes you so far with, uh, you know, that kind of vision.


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[Assistant] Uhm, before you just like, you have to find them yourself. But it gets you close.


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[Assistant] Are you not going to play Atomic Heart over there? See, that's the thing. It's like, it's nice when we have multiple voices doing it too. That'd be also nice because they like the length of that to be able to just like throw it at home too. Right? How long is that game? That's a good question. I think it's reasonably...


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[Assistant] You know what I mean? A lot of meat. Exactly. So it's like committing to that with the whole group all the time or even it's like, it'd be nice if I could do a little bit, uh, on my own here and there.


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[Assistant] It was like right when it came out I just happened to record when I was doing my first look just in case I used it.


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[Assistant] And if you talk through it, I would say you should build that up. So hey, dumpster, dumpster stuff.


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[Assistant] You put them on their shoes. Little stars. Cause I put like little, I got some Star Wars stickers on my actual axe handle. That I had Star Wars stickers from something.


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[Assistant] Right. Well the first idea was shorts and longs. Yeah. Like that was potential, a potential channel name. Yep. And we were gonna put shorts up there, we were also gonna put some of our old streams, which are very long.


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[Assistant] The streams are always a little awkward because it's live. Sometimes you have awkward silence, someone says something stupid. It's fun.


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[Assistant] That's great. Put it on the dumpster. That's the dumpster. Throw it in there. So now we're gonna have arguments of like, no, this goes on the main channel. Like, mmm, that's dumpster material.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Just as it is. Do like all the other YouTubers and just upload it as is. Just there it is. Yeah. That's it.


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[Assistant] No, no, no, no, you're at work. Oh shit. No, you're at work. I don't know if I could do that. Raw, just raw dog it and put it in the dumpster.


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[Assistant] Sixty. Sixty one? It goes that long? That's not a fucking short. You're gonna waste a minute of my life.


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[Assistant] Everyone's probably noticing the lack of voices in here today. That's right. Dora's, uh, off to see some family and Thicke is still in recovery. Yes. So just letting everybody know where everybody's at.


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[Assistant] It starts to turn. That's when you bring in the poopery. Psst, psst. Let's keep going.


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[Assistant] Oh, it seals it. Oh, interesting. This stuff's safe to flush. I don't know about this.


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, I get it. I get it. Okay. Okay. I'll try this pooper-y oil. I don't know if it's slippery.


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[Assistant] But it's an oil slick you create in your toilet. I guess.


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[Assistant] We'd like to thank our sponsor, Vessi. If you haven't heard about these sneakers by now, you must be living under Simon's shed. Cause I've been seeing these shoes pop up everywhere. And now I know why. I was sent these shoes recently and I was really impressed. I stood in the puddle for about 20 seconds and it was completely dry.


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[Assistant] They're pretty awesome. I also really enjoy how comfortable they are. Uh, when I put them on, they, they kinda form fit to my foot.


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[Assistant] And now I'm wearing them at the gym. I wear them to go on walks and I like them a lot. And this time of year, who the hell knows what the weather's gonna do. Sun, rain, snow.


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[Assistant] Apocalyptic hellfire? Well worry no more, at least about your feet, because Vessi has you covered in that department.


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[Assistant] They are 100% waterproof, which is perfect because you never know what you're gonna get yourself into. And they're made from Dymotex, which is some fancy pants dual climate knit material which keeps you cool in the summer and warm in the colder months.


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[Assistant] Vessies are lightweight, breathable, and comfortable. They look good and feel great. And they have a lot of styles to choose from too. You can wear them day, night, they're fashionable. I look damn good in them. But I don't think that's facing. I look damn good in anything. You are looking good, Absro.


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[Assistant] We just had Thanksgiving weekend not too long ago. Simon, what'd you do?


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[Assistant] Yeah, oh my god. I got a story with that. A friend of mine I used to work with, uhm, we went to another friend of ours' wedding. And after the wedding, there was a, uh, Carolina versus Duke game on. And he was at the bar getting very, very loud about it.


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[Assistant] Where we had to tell him, it was like, you're at a wedding. The wedding's over, we're all hanging out, but still, there's, the wedding just happened. Everyone's trying to have fun. You're yelling at the TV. You gotta bring it down. Right. You gotta bring it down. Or I'll take you home. I can take you home. It's fine.


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[Assistant] It's crazy how passionate people get. It's insane cause I could care less. I know, I'm with you Nibs, but I get why people get passionate, but it's not for me. I've been to, you know, you go to a sports bar, you hear it every now and then. There's just that guy over there like, what the fuck is wrong with you?


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[Assistant] What are you yelling at, man? Come up.


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[Assistant] Chill out dude. Like it's a ball game. Chill out. Oh man, people are funny.


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[Assistant] Tell you what man, that's an industry, that is an interesting industry in and of itself, it's sports gambling. Because it's bigger now than it's ever been, and it's easier now than it's ever been, with apps and websites.


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[Assistant] I mean they gotta be regulated in some sense, at least with the amount of money that you can bet online.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you may as well gamble on that. No, it's like, uh, if you, uh, gamble, like, why not just buy a casino game, like, a video game? Because they make those. It's like, okay, you like gambling, you like casino games, you know what, spend $60, buy a video game.


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[Assistant] Look, go into Grand Theft Auto Online, there's a casino there. Go nuts.


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[Assistant] So he got all the luck. He got none of it.


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[Assistant] I tell you what, you have the worst luck when it comes to, uh, our computers around here, any sort of glitch with a game, any technology. The craziest shit seems to happen to you.


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[Assistant] Hey with luck, luck is my least favorite stat in a video game. I get pissed off anytime I see luck.


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[Assistant] Like in Dark Souls, you're building your character, you know, you're playing, you're fighting, you're doing all this stuff, and it's like, okay, it's time to level up. Do you want to put it into your magic? Do you want to put it into your strength, your dexterity, or maybe luck?


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[Assistant] Like when he takes a swing, what the fuck does luck do? I don't know. I hate it. I hate it in RPGs, and it's in a lot of them. It's like, don't you want some luck? No. Do you find shit?


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, there's, uh, you imagine, I mean, it could have easily for him gone the other way. I mean, it's great he made it back. He could have lost double. He could have lost again. And yeah, oh God, it's just, it's irresponsible. And I think, Nib, you're a man that preaches responsibility.


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[Assistant] Go, go hard. Starting to feel a little more lucky. Go deep. Yeaah. Put a little bit into your luck stats.


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[Assistant] Casinos are such weird places. Just the, you know, I'm always fascinated by businesses.


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[Assistant] And like how they're running casinos are one of those like, my God, I would love to just see the ballot sheet on a casino for a day. What are your expenses? What are your profits? They make so much money. I know they make a ton of money. They spend a ton of money too. Like that's what's interesting.


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[Assistant] Like our lottery? Like the North Carolina lottery?


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[Assistant] Did he have like a ticket or something that was similar to the actual winning ticket?


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[Assistant] Like, people prank somebody, they'll give them a lottery ticket. It's like, ah, but it's a fake lottery ticket, but it's a winning one.


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[Assistant] And then they'll scratch it, win, call up their boss, tell their boss to fuck off. It's like, oh, hold on, hold on there, pump the brakes.


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[Assistant] I saw an interesting reddit thread about what you need to do if you ever win the lottery. First rule, don't tell anybody. This is like rule number one, don't tell your family, don't tell your friends, don't tell a fucking person.


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[Assistant] Uh, the second rule is get an attorney. Not your family attorney, not your friend attorney. No, you call like a national like firm.


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[Assistant] I'd be like, look, I need an attorney that specializes in lottery winnings. Okay, that's good to know. And I need a senior attorney. Don't get a junior attorney, get a senior attorney. A guy that's been there a while knows what the fuck he's doing.


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[Assistant] But then yeaah, it was just an interesting thread about, here's what you need to do with your assets. Put, you know, some in a trust, some doing this, some, yeaah. It's like, don't you, don't take the lump sum all at once. Like yeaah, it was, yeaah, it's interesting if you go, uh, yeaah, go on Reddit and search what to do if you win the lottery. It's like, that's great advice. It could really complicate your life, couldn't it? Oh my god, everybody, you know,


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[Assistant] Yeah, crazy to think about though, just coming into that amount of fortune.


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[Assistant] It's like, it's exciting and scary.


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[Assistant] I'm a capitalist now. You want in on my VP business? Ooh.


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[Assistant] You know, like a dozen vegetables. Kind of similar to, uh, Anthony and I ate at Paula Deen's restaurant one time. Yeah. And yeah, and it was like, okay, you choose your main main meal and you choose your two sides and they just keep bringing them as long as you keep asking for it.


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[Assistant] You gotta find, cause I think southern cooking still has that stigma as unhealthy. It's like there's a lot of salt, a lot of grease.


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[Assistant] Right? True. Yeah, that's a name. That's a name you could go with if you wanted. That's the first one. I'm gonna go down to meeting two sides. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Just get a meal. Alright. What's up, Anthony? I have another name. Maybe call it Boston Market.


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[Assistant] Yeah, okay, Boston Market, at least as of 2020, had, uh, 346 locations.


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[Assistant] No, we used to have one around here, didn't we? I don't remember. Okay, I think it went away.


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[Assistant] Oh wow, actually the company did file for chapter 11 in 1998. And then it was purchased by the McDonald's corporation.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm okay. Holy shit. I like that idea, it just makes everything together.


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[Assistant] You gotta have a passion for that business. Like a hardcore passion. We need more around here though. Good God.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but they'll give you a bagel with anything, which annoys me. It's like, I'll go in there and get a lunch sandwich. It's like, oh, I'll have a sandwich. Yeah, okay. You know, ham, cheese, whatever. Uhm, what kind of bagel would you like? With my sandwich? Isn't it on the bagel? No.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but I agree with you, they do have good donuts. Uhm, I'll go in there and let my daughter get one every now and then. I'll just take a bite and I'm like, oh fuck, okay. Yep, that was a solid.


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[Assistant] Yeah, one meal there. The rest was some good stuff, yeah. Nah, I'd be jamming on all the local stuff.


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[Assistant] Don't you have to go to the embassy or something? It's a process. I don't know if she would have been able to get a plane. I looked it up.


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[Assistant] Wow. The fact that someone found that license and went through the trouble of like, oh my god, someone's lost this license, we gotta get it back. Yeah. How great is that? Yeah.


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[Assistant] Let's do it. I had some trash can turkey. I saw pictures. Yeah. Yeah, I thought I saw a picture. Yeah, you know, we've been, uh, yeah, we do it every year now and it's still so good. That turkey just retained so much moisture.


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[Assistant] I know you're not. You would like this turkey. I'll try that turkey. You would like this turkey. You know what, next year, remind me. I'll make it a point to try to bring you some. Does it hold up? Yeaah. Oh man, I had turkey sandwiches pretty much all week.


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[Assistant] You get those little, yeah, no, you get those little like, uh, California sweet rolls. California sweet rolls, cut it in half, put some of that turkey in the middle.


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[Assistant] It's like, uh, yeaah, I feel like, uh, my family's learned, like, we don't, they used to do a ton of sides, and now it's just like, now we're only gonna do two. And they used to do a ton of stuffings, like now we're just doing a little thing of stuffing.


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[Assistant] Oh jeez. Oh god. Let's have a taste. Love seafoor, but it is stanky.


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[Assistant] I finished the story in God of War, yeaah, and there's probably another, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh,


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[Assistant] Just wild. This is like, wow, okay. They jam-packed it. Yeah, I can see, cause the combat's so fun, I can just see like, okay, I'll just casually blow through that whenever I want to.


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[Assistant] I don't have any sort of recording device set up, because I play that on my PlayStation.


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[Assistant] And I don't have any sort of recording device because I've kind of, I've kind of segregated it as like, okay, this is my not work gaming.


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[Assistant] Rigg over here. Gotcha. I don't want to get down the lap time, you know, I don't want to record anything on that.


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[Assistant] Okay, so yeah, and that came out a while ago, but that's, yeah, that's always one I'm like, okay, if I just, you know, I'm rendering something, I got a second. It's like, I'm gonna play Ghost of Tsushima for 30 minutes to an hour.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's big open world, it's like you just hop in there and go, alright, I'm gonna free an outpost or something. Go in there and hack a bunch of people up with a samurai sword. And it is a pretty game. Oh my god, it's an amazing game. Great story.


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[Assistant] That's what yea, and uh, God of War, that's what I was impressed with. Really good, tight story. Never got bored once, enjoyed the characters, enjoyed the, uh, the conclusion. I loved the first, you know, the only playthrough.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Great. All the way through. It was good stuff. Uh, Santa Monica Studios knocked it out of the park again. Do you see, uhm, you guys know who Todd Howard is?


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[Assistant] Todd Howard is the, uh, uh, CEO of Bethesda. Bethesda is the guys that create Fallout and, uh, Skyrim, the Elder Scrolls series. He's on a podcast, uhm, I believe Lex Friedman. It was like a three hour podcast talking about game development.


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[Assistant] I started listening to it, it's just interesting, just to hear, you know, cause anytime you see this guy, it's always at these like really annoying press events, where it's like, we're creating the most imaginary


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[Assistant] No! I mean, he's just a guy, he's passionate about games and he's trying to build his own games with a team. It's like he's, yea, he's the director on, you know, the next, uh, Elder Scrolls game.


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[Assistant] And I guess the big one they're working on is called Starfield. It's like this giant space exploration game coming out.


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[Assistant] Ah, the ability to fly. I know it's generic, but god, that's cool. Cool. And x-ray vision, because I'm a pervert.


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[Assistant] Mountains, because sometimes mountains can have lakes and that can substitute for an ocean.


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[Assistant] Not really. I can swim in a mount. I can swim in a, like a nice mountain pond. Or lake.


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[Assistant] Well, probably the same answer. Would I rather vacation in the mountains or the beach? Well, I already live at the beach so the mountains. Yeaah, there we go. What question is this?


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[Assistant] It was a desert. When did you go there? This was long, I was, I was young. I went with mom and dad. I never knew you went there. Yeah, they dragged me out to Death Valley and they were like, we're going to Death Valley, it's like cool, it's the hottest place in the United States. And we get out and it's like 120 fucking degrees, and then I'm looking around, I'm like, this is a desert. So y'all just drove across it? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it was, it was a desert. It's hot, I drove across it once. So I have zero desire.


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[Assistant] Galadriel? Yeah. Well, I'm not thinking new Galadriel, I'm thinking like old Galadriel. Who is, uh, is it Kate Winslet? No, that's the bitch from Titanic, isn't it?


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[Assistant] Oh, so you mean Cate Blanchett. I mean Cate Blanchett. She's older, but I don't care. Oh damn.


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[Assistant] I don't think I have. Not unless our videos are entertaining enough to make someone get out of a bad thought. I guarantee you have. Then yes, I've saved a life.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, it's funny cause he's uh, you know, he's celibate. I am not. You can rub my back all day, baby.


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[Assistant] See if you knew that though, I could see you being, yea, your show being about a very, you know, a very responsible man, and you're just giving advice all the time.


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[Assistant] That's an interesting, uh, world, or that's an interesting concept. It's like, what if, what if Truman, Truman Show, but what if he became a serial killer?


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[Assistant] It's like, okay, someone needs to almost die. And that actor is getting really nervous. Of course.


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[Assistant] I mean that's war, but I mean the cameras they got on these drones now, some of the shit is, holy fuck. It's wild. Like everything's being filmed. Alright, this took a dark turn. Sorry.


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[Assistant] I need some chapstick. I keep forgetting to pick some up. It's getting cold.


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[Assistant] You would have saved yourself a lot of trouble just going, I, I turned this too far and the chapstick fell out. Should have raised the hand. Yes. Right. But my defense.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but you probably got yelled at for mashing chapstick into the carpet, so you were gonna get yelled at anyway. Yeah, which of course. Yeah. Yeah. Hindsight. Right.


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[Assistant] Oh shit, Ada was telling me about a series, I think it's on Netflix, it's called Are You Old Enough or Old Enough, something like that.


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[Assistant] And apparently in this show, they'll, they'll give kids like a task. It's like you have to go down to the store and you have to buy groceries and bring them back.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but you watch these kids go out and try to accomplish tasks.


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[Assistant] Okay, good, alright. Cause yea, that would be weird to have an American, like, an actor try to recreate the sound of a kid distressed. They should do it like Pee Wee.


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[Assistant] It's great. That's fun. Maybe I'll watch an episode or two. Yeah, that's probably all you can get through. I had my niece convinced, this was probably a year back when I went and saw my sister.


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[Assistant] But I had my niece convince that, uh, we were, we had had too much to drink and she needs to drive us home. And she was like five.


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[Assistant] I was just like, Libby, look, we've had a few drinks. You're going to have to drive us home tonight. You good with that? You ever driven? And she bought it. It was so fun. I wish I had videotaped it because she was adamant about, no, no Uncle John. I do not know how to drive. This is a bad idea.


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[Assistant] And I was like, no, it's fine, you're gonna do good. Like, no, you're not listening to me, Uncle John. I can't drive a car. No, I refuse. She's so reasonable. Yeah, she was just very articulate and very like, mm-mm, this isn't gonna happen. No. It's just, it was so fucking funny. Yeah, no watching kids.


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[Assistant] It's, it's pro-, you know, it's, it's one of those like, it's double edged sword, it's a blessing and a curse, isn't it? Yeaah. Yeaah. It's like, it's amazing you have this technology, you have a library, entire, all this great information in your pocket, but it can also be used for just dumb stuff, like, you know, being on TikTok all day.


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[Assistant] Oh, for sure. That was way off. I mean, yea, newspapers and shit, like, I mean, even news. It's like now it's people are getting better at calling out bullshit.


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[Assistant] Nah, it's interesting seeing people like, I always kinda look at it from a mindset of I don't know shit.


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[Assistant] So, you know, uh, you know, when someone's trying to tell me about conspiracy theories on this side, that side, whatever, I'm just like, maybe, but I don't know shit. Right. But, you know, anyone that's like, that's true, it's true, you know, the liberals are doing this, or the Republicans are doing this, is like, maybe, I don't know. I don't know shit.


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[Assistant] Because, you know, I live here and you read stuff on the internet, but is it true? I don't know. Right. I don't know shit. You don't either.


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[Assistant] It's just, I don't know, it's like when someone tries to tell me, you know, how something


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[Assistant] Yeah, but that's the thing, it's like, it's hard for me to ever develop a strong opinion when I feel like I don't know shit. Right. So I can never get there.


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[Assistant] But I love YouTube channels, I think I've talked about that one YouTube channel, uh, Channel 5. There's this guy, you know, he just goes to different rallies and just, he goes places and just interviews people and just lets people talk. And it's amazing, because you see a bunch of those people that have very, very strong opinions. And this is like, yep, this guy didn't know shit.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but it is, it's tough because like, I mean, a lot of good conspiracy theorists is what the, you know, they'll have four conspiracies that are probably true.


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[Assistant] And then one conspiracy is just out the fucking window. Which is insane.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's like Alex Jones. I mean, Alex Jones, I mean, you know, people have talked about him, but Alex Jones has been right a couple times on some shit.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's like that museum downtown, that museum of the strange or whatever. You guys haven't been there yet, have you? It's a fun place to take your daughter. Oh yeah? Yeah, but it is that same kind of formula where it's like, oh, there's some stuff in here that's actually historical and interesting and true, and then we got the head of a bigfoot.


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[Assistant] It's like, woah, wow, this took a turn. Okay. It's like, oh, interesting, Native American, the history of Native Americans, and all that, and this is the Loch Ness Monster's toe. What the fuck? What is going on here?


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[Assistant] Man, I hate the way, I hate the way information is, I mean especially cable news and even, uh, still local news in town, just the way they present information.


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[Assistant] Is so stiff and old fashioned. Yeah. You know, it's the, you know, this happened. Cut to the package. It's like da da da da da da da da da da da da da. Back to you, Bob.


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[Assistant] Right. It's just, we live in a world now where you can dive into a subject really deep if you want to.


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[Assistant] I just watched. It's like, why isn't it evolving in the new cycles? Like, you know, why don't we have these giant panels that last two hours long on a topic?


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[Assistant] It's like, no, it's like, okay, well, we're going to talk about something for 10 minutes and then we got to sell dick bills. And then we got to move on to the next thing. It's like, God damn it. It's frustrating.


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[Assistant] Interesting. So that's why you're seeing purple lights.


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[Assistant] But that's why the internet's great. Yea, let's get straight to it. You can actually figure that out. Although, I mean, you know, imagine back in the day, you didn't have the internet. You would have seen this and gone, hm, I wonder what that's about. You would have never fucking known.


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[Assistant] Right, yeah. The government's using the LEDs to program the frogs to spy on you. Exactly. Yeah, that's real. The CIA does stuff that we don't know. Which they absolutely do.


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[Assistant] Hello everyone! Simon. Hello Dora. Hi guys. Hey, we're all separated, or not all of us right now. We got Niebs and Thicc in the office and I'm home. I was sick.


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[Assistant] It, it kinda like, one thing that you do know Dora, is we were, we were taking a peek at the, at least the thumbnail of the first one, and me just seeing them that close, gave me anxiety.


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[Assistant] And you know what we need? We need your fridge that, by the way, for the record, has still never been cleaned. That has a cake in it. I think we need to take that fridge- No, that cake's gone. Cake's gone.


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[Assistant] Okay, is it good? And then we put that fridge in that room.


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[Assistant] Well I know, but I mean, if we do, if we are having a drink or two, at least we could use that refrigerator.


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[Assistant] Yeah, exactly. Neves is like, that's gonna get all over the place.


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[Assistant] To hear Abstro screaming, oh fuck, like a lot that first recording. Cause like I said, we're in separate rooms, but there's, there's no way we weren't going to hear the panic and distress that you guys were feeling. And I was, every time I was like, yay, okay, that's good. At least we have one calm day.


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[Assistant] Some dreams. I'm still, like, every week I'm like, alright, yeaah, I'm gonna do something. Simon. Simon. What?


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[Assistant] I'm curious how this series is gonna go in arc though, cause right now I don't know how I feel about it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and it's been fun to play, it's satisfying.


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[Assistant] It's just, it does rain too much of course, it's uh, the day times are too short. But other than that, I've been enjoying the hell out of it.


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[Assistant] I've not been lucky about the whole like, sicky thing. I got bombarded, I got like some sort of a stomach bug. The day before, I had to make the decision of like, fuck it, I gotta cancel, cause...


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[Assistant] Yeah, I wasn't sure if I like, I'm like, I had a stomach ache. Like, I, I, that's not something like I often go like, I got a stomach ache. But I had a stomach ache that made it so that I had to lay down for like, I don't know, fucking 15 hours or 20 hours. And so I was like, this isn't going away. It's a lot of hours. So then I was like, alright, I guess.


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[Assistant] I guess I'll cancel it because if this is really going on for that long, even if it went away, chances are I have something. So I missed out on a great trip, I heard.


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[Assistant] Now, did you guys do A, any cornhole? Cause I love the stupid games, I'm assuming, uh. One, one game.


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[Assistant] One game. I mean, I did. You did, yeaah. But it was, that's where, that's, Lust of Pearl has the outdoor, that's the shit, right? And did you guys end up going to the, the food trucks? Nope.


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[Assistant] It didn't happen that much. I did have that happen to a pair of jeans. I couldn't retire.


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[Assistant] I have my own little life hack I used. You know how the zipper, it has a little, the zipper handle has a little hole in it.


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[Assistant] So you take a, uh, you could take a bread tile, let's just say.


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[Assistant] And loop it through that little hole when it's up and then you got your button there and then you loop the other end of that little bread tie around the button and now it keeps that zipper from falling down. I've done that at least one or two nights where I was like I'm wearing these jeans but the zipper goes down.


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[Assistant] Plus, let's face it though, the way you do your knee wobble thing, you know, the bop bop.


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[Assistant] Whatever the fuck. Like, you're, that's asking any good zipper to become one that's gonna open. Zipper can't keep up with me.


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[Assistant] You do. You do, you expect too much from the crotch of your pants. Cause you also, it's not like you wear baggy shit. Your shit's usually kinda like... You need a good stretching jeans.


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[Assistant] Shorts. Jeans. I had jeans. You could do it with shorts, whatever. Hey, listen, we could go back to that, but I want to get to sooner than later so it's not buried too far. The scams that we got going on in the comments are freaking-


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[Assistant] Uh, I would like to address something just because what the hell, uh, last podcast I wasn't here and I'm like, for the record, because I'm very defensive, I, or this is what happened during the stream last time. Cause I don't want to hear it ever again. All right. Cause it pisses me off. Not really, but kind of.


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[Assistant] Anthony, when we were doing our camping stream, Anthony


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[Assistant] He put his phone in the tripod and he sandwiched his buttons and apparently those buttons got held in for however long.


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[Assistant] And did the SOS thing? And then when I turn the phone...


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[Assistant] It happened to be the same time that 911 was dialed, but I did not call 911. That is bullshit.


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[Assistant] That's what Anthony said that night, but everyone seemed to fucking ignore that cause it was a lot funnier to say SimonCode911. So in the last podcast.


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[Assistant] I don't remember, there was something else too, like, oh, uh, fucking like, John was saying, here I am, editing, just, you know, doing a little tightening up on this little thing, and I'm getting pissed while I'm listening to this, cause, cause, uh, then John's like, oh yeah, and fucking like, eh, yeah, he left, he left Anthony's car in a shambles, like,


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[Assistant] I came with flip-flops. You're making it sound like I came barefoot. John is saying that I left fucking Anthony's car a mess. Anthony's backseat was empty. I brought two blankets and pillows. When I left, I took them. So that's it. The record's straight.


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[Assistant] Alright. Cause all I get is shit. That's it. Every fucking time. Fuck this.


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[Assistant] I was going to say, and that's something that we, uh, we ended up getting familiar, re-familiarized.


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[Assistant] Re-familiarized? That was really good. Re-familiarized, that's the word. With ARK, with the fuckin' technical difficulty bullshit with that, like, it took after AppServer accidentally hit, let's talk shit, he accidentally hit to fuckin' stop the, restart the server while it was started.


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[Assistant] It was bad, he actually, I think it was restart, he hit restart without or stop, but whatever it was, and then after an hour of waiting, we're like, well maybe we should try it, just restart it again, and then it works.


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[Assistant] It's been an issue. So that's one reason why we always gotta be specific on when we record it.


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[Assistant] But, have you guys been having, like how many have we recorded so far? Just two or three? Three I think. Yeah.


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[Assistant] So, you guys are really liking it though, still? I'm loving it.


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[Assistant] Uh, this is gonna sound weird coming from me, but I do envy the struggle that you have to go through. Because ever since just, uh, yeaah, I just, I kinda like starting, if I was with you guys, if I was by myself, I never would wanna fuckin' do it. But if I was with all of you,


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[Assistant] I would, I think I would have fun starting from scratch as well.


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[Assistant] Cause having everything, it's kind of like, it is perfect. Listen, I have, I have a lot of stuff and I'll take more if you give it to me. I'll take even more. We know that.


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[Assistant] I also think it'd be fun to, to start with like to do another series where we're not doing this versus thing and we're out doing what we did before on a different map where we're all together and we're starting with nothing. Like starting from scratch again.


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[Assistant] Like, how many times do you guys, over my shoulder, you'll see me, and you're like, it's right there, and I'm like, uh, what the fuck? I'm like, I-I never see anything, so it's totally reliant on him. And, it's also very big still.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we might have a few already, and I know how to set them to do that, but it's also...


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[Assistant] Bringing them out and about? How easy is it for them to get killed? Very.


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[Assistant] That's right, I'm sorry Dora. It's alright. He's my master. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yes, he is. And smart move pairing me up with him.


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[Assistant] Cause, uh, Thicc would want to kill me. And I'd want to kill him. Like, he really does talk me off the ledge.


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[Assistant] Probably. Listen, I don't know, uh, well actually, no.


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[Assistant] Vikk's got a lot of talent in this game specifically, I believe. And a lot of, uh, but also has a lot of confidence.


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[Assistant] And sometimes that confidence can backfire, but I also think he's gonna be the first one to kill me.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's a strategy. Sure. What if, what if we want you to come and show up and go, wow, and then even do some, do some damage and then we end up killing you anyway and taking your shit?


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[Assistant] Oh yea, trust me, but you'll, but you'll have to get it all over again. Man, I'll fucking burn it all if I could.


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[Assistant] Yeah, or we hate each other forever and this is what did it.


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[Assistant] Yes, which by the way, by the time this airs, the phone might be disconnected, but I'm going to see if I could try to get it reconnected with the same phone number. Go on. So I've noticed that your phone is probably


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[Assistant] See, he, he won't do it, he told me. I said, why aren't you getting before RTX? I said, what's holding you back? And he goes, well RTX.


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[Assistant] So after RTX he's gonna do it, but no, really, he just said that to me. He's gonna give himself the rest of the year.


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[Assistant] You're an Android guy, so that's, it's gonna be pretty simple. You just get a newer version of the old ass phone that you have, and it'll be like, practically the same interface.


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[Assistant] They keep the shit the same. So do you want me to go through and find a text to read or something?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I was thinking, you know how we do like commenting on comments. I thought we could comment on texts and what's nice about this. Well, I mean, we could have done it YouTube as well, but. Responding? Yeah, respond. Send a text back.


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[Assistant] Now, this would be a bad idea, but when that was said, I was like, oh, maybe, you know, Dora and I could, you know, and we're not gonna, cause I agree with you, but immediately I thought, well, maybe to tug at your heartstrings, if I had an Argentavis that looked like Cooter, you might be less likely to want to kill it, you know, if I named it Cooter, but you wouldn't give a shit, cause it's not the real thing.


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[Assistant] So, why don't you write that person back and just say, uh, tough luck, we're not into multiverse shit.


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[Assistant] Cause I've texted a couple people back and it's, I haven't gotten an answer back yet, but go ahead.


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[Assistant] I haven't looked at more than just scrolling at whatever's at the, you know, the top 20 or 30 whenever I go to the phone. The phone is not usually in my possession. It's usually powered off.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but we have good people that also are like, oh, we're good, but I'm just gonna send it. Just cuz.


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[Assistant] No, no, we're definitely, definitely trying to make sure that we have something going on, but...


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm not saying anything because my lawyer, he told me to shut the fuck up.


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[Assistant] And, uh, and for some reason I can't stand it, Poppy loves to shit on the patio, about four feet away from the grass.


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[Assistant] Listen, she's wonderful, but yeaah, I think that she's, she's not, I don't think she's dumb, I don't think she gives a fuck, and she's the grossest little thing ever. She'll eat. Man, there was like,


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[Assistant] A baby in the house, fucking like, some shit fell out of the diaper, and, and I tell ya, Poppy pounced on lat like it was prime rib, and fucking munched up that piece of shit, and just fucking ran out the door like, yeah!


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[Assistant] Yeah, I got the shit. I'm like, oh, and I ca- I can't even look at her for like a full day. Cause I'm like, you gross little disgusting thing.


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[Assistant] I know. Otherwise her mouth would be stained with all the shit that she wants to eat.


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[Assistant] Like sh- it's not like she does- she doesn't go and eat shit a lot, but my god, like the fact that she did that like a week ago was shocking. I'm like, oh god, so gross. Anywho.


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[Assistant] Your dog's name is Poppy. Poppy and Bubba. And you just played that game.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but it's uh, that's spelled different. Just like a poppy seed, cause she's black.


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[Assistant] It's so original. So good, we got a couple of, read a couple of those text messages.


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[Assistant] What else is new in the world of, I don't know, anyone's world here?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't trust Frank as much as I love the name Frank.


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[Assistant] I think their first show back, I think I heard that they called for the Supreme Court.


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[Assistant] I wanna take my little one, my small one to a concert at some point too, but I haven't found the right one yet.


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[Assistant] And I thought that they gave such a great show. They killed it. And they are, you know, they are not spring chickens. And that was a lot of fun.


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[Assistant] Yeah, oh, every, everything was nailed. It sounded like it, you know, cause I've definitely been, I don't know if you guys, and maybe this could be a fun little topic to talk about, but have you ever been to a concert where you're like, you really like the band, but it was just a really bad show live.


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[Assistant] Okay. Oh, no shit. Yeaah. Like that late in his career. Meaning like that was, uh, the height of... Oh, that was, that was fucking... That was after Purple Rain.


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[Assistant] It's always fun. I feel like I haven't been to a stream in forever and I'm gonna be missing one cause I'm going camping. Take shoes. Take shoes. I am. I'm gonna take shoes. I promise. So get out. Get out, Neebs. Yeah, yell at me if you need me. I'm gonna set this up.


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[Assistant] That is amazing how that song is so inspirational. Like it makes me smile and I have to hum along with it or even just like shadow it.


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[Assistant] You know what it is so thick, I'm sorry, you just, maybe you just don't, you don't have a heart maybe.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm not interested in your opinion at all thing. Have you seen it, Simon?


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[Assistant] No, no, I saw, uh. He saw suicide for beginners, not birdies. Yeah, just not birdies. Instead, I played golf with him for four birdies. Which made up forever.


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[Assistant] Now listen, I would like to, I would like to make it, Dora already said it, but instead of, cause I don't want,


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[Assistant] Listen, I don't want to watch Dora go through 50 balls. I don't want to do it.


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[Assistant] Let's do the, uh, disc golf, and it's free right up the road from the office, and we end up meeting there, and I loved it the last time I played, and we should all play together.


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[Assistant] Alright, well, we'll, we'll see. Listen, maybe, maybe we'll do like, uh, if we're gonna play golf.


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[Assistant] This is, this is the way to do it. If we're gonna play golf, we play that par three one that's right off of, right in the middle of fucking town. It's a quick, easy ass, like, it's hard to lose the balls cause all the holes are only like 110 yards. 120 yards.


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[Assistant] That's it. Perfect. And I'll take an eight, just because I like to have it. So, we should do that.


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[Assistant] And let's make a date of that, let's make a date of that in the next week so we can talk about it.


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[Assistant] That's it. Alright, I guess we should end with that. Yep.


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[Assistant] Alright, well hey, thanks for listening, and uh, and have a great day. Later y'all. See ya. Goodbye. Bye.


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[Assistant] I think it's one of the prettiest multiplayer games I've ever played. Easily. Yea, and the fact that we've been able to turn the HUD off and just look around, it looks so good. There's so many times I just stop and I'm looking at the environment like, wow, this looks great.


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[Assistant] To get water droplets now, I, I try, I was like, oh, I bet I could just throw a rock at this water droplet and get it. And I threw the rock, the rock hit the water droplet and the rock stuck inside the water droplet as it fell off and came back down. And that was just the little details, like, they thought about that. That's awesome.


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[Assistant] The user interface is different than any other game we've played. Not too bad though. It's not too bad. It is. I'm with you, Simon, because I have done a couple things where I'm like...


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[Assistant] Uhm, what, what I do like about the user interface is it will like, if you have the elements in your pocket that you need to craft something. So say you want to craft a spear and it's like, well, you need two ropes and a sprig. It's like, well, I got the sprig.


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[Assistant] Yes, and that's great. Every survival game needs that. You're absolutely right, it's right there.


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[Assistant] Oh man. A little smoothie, a little tiny smoothie machine.


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[Assistant] I think we can certainly play it for a while, but I think, you know, unlike Ark, Grounded has a conclusion to its story. Yeah. Like, Ark just keeps going.


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[Assistant] There's a clear end in this. Yeah, it'll be like the forest or something like that. Like, okay, there's, there's a, uh, a final goal to accomplish. And then once you accomplish that, I would imagine, like, yep, you've beaten the game.


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[Assistant] And, and they even still had an update recently that added a few more quality of life features.


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, they've built a wonderful engine and yeah, they could absolutely keep expanding that game.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they, uhm, the, the update they just had though was like a paid update. Like, uh, what they're doing is kind of weird, like they're separating their survival mode and their story mode.


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[Assistant] I mean, you have to go and read the dev logs and everything. I think once they kinda got into the weeds and they realized we need to code story mode a completely different way than we should code survival mode.


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[Assistant] Let's break it up. But yeah, the new update added some new quality of life features and new, uh, areas, shit like that. But yeah, they're constantly working on that too, and they have been for like...


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't know, I'll look at that. GTA 5. Yeah, that's, that's almost a decade old at this point, isn't it? That's insane. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Sorry. 2015, but that was on Steam, so I think it may be even older. It may have been, come out in like... Right, on PS, it came out on PS3. Yep.


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[Assistant] Long Dark was broke? Uh, yeaah, uh, because of that update, uhm, like, I couldn't access our survival maps. So I was immediately like, oh god. Is this the end of the series? But uhm, looking at it, luckily we play it on Steam. If you're on console, you're just fucked if you update it.


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[Assistant] Uhm, on Steam they have a way to revert to an older, uhm, version.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah. And I just, yeah, when we moved to our new house or got a new fridge, I was like, oh, we'll just, I'll donate this one to the office.


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[Assistant] How fancy are we gonna go? We'll get one of those ones that gives us recipes. It's got the display screen. We can attach it to the wifi, play video games on it. I think one that keeps things cool.


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[Assistant] Improbably. We can probably still do it now in the right location. It's true.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Like our community, like yeaah, let's move into a small town, cheap as shit, yeaah, us and our community to move there, let's turn this place around. We could do that. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] About party houses and everything. Vice had a, uh, a video on Bam Margera. I watched it. Okay, yeaah.


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[Assistant] Nope. But Simon, if you want to get used to the, uh, just the crafting system, just hop in there for now, because when we play...


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[Assistant] It's, it's like the worst time to try to like learn something because we're trying to also think about like, okay, where are we moving with the story? You know, what's our next location? You know, who's scene is it? You know, you just might want to hop in for an hour and just go, let me, let me try to craft a few things and just figure it out.


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[Assistant] No, no, I'm loving the game and I want to see where it goes. Yeah, yeah. And Anthony's doing a killer job with the, uh, edit.


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[Assistant] Y'all know about that? I saw it, it was pretty crazy. You showed me the other day on Discord, I was like, what are you doing?


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, that's in Photoshop. He was using something else, uhm, like he had a picture of a spider, he's like, oh I want it to be this big, but the background's not big enough. Instead of going into Photoshop and trying to manipulate it to make the background bigger, he just ran it through a bot, and it was just like, tell the robot, make this background bigger, and it goes brrrrp. Extended the edges. Extended the picture outwards.


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[Assistant] Man, did you see that one artist, uhm, he was getting a bunch of shit because he made a children's book using nothing but AI generated images.


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[Assistant] I mean they are, but it's an amalgamation of like, the bot looks at thousands of different artwork and goes, oh okay, so you want a little girl with red hair, I can generate that. And it doesn't look like any of the other artwork, but it does use that artwork as sort of a source.


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[Assistant] You know, an artist that, you know, Oh, I can pump out 12 children's novels a year. This guy that can come on with a bot and go, I can make a hundred because I can just generate, you know, art every day.


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[Assistant] Which, you know, that's, that's the thing in business is like you, if, if you're a smart artist, you kind of have to go, all right, I need to kind of combine both. You need to go, all right, I need to use AI to my advantage to output quicker.


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[Assistant] Yeah, exactly. It's like, you know, sadly it's here. It's not gonna go away because you're mad about it. Exactly. It's like, you gotta adapt.


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[Assistant] Yeah, okay, so I've heard that before, but yeah. Uhm, dumb last name.


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[Assistant] Uhm, Finn Wolfhard is Candlewick? I don't even know who the fuck that is.


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[Assistant] It is. Yep. I'm two for two. Bern Gorman is a priest. Christoph Waltz is count of erp. Keegan is in it. Keegan's in it. Keegan Keegan.


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[Assistant] No, that's responsible. More people need to do that.


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[Assistant] I get it. It's like, oh, it's Christmas time, I want to buy presents for everybody. You know, it's something that I think is internal you want to do. But you also have to look, is that the responsible thing to do?


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yeah, I wanna see that. Cause I wanna see the game.


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[Assistant] Or yea, you can reverse, but yea. You know how a train works, right? I do, but I didn't know, um, you know, you can rotate a train.


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[Assistant] But, I mean, I would have been on your side too. I'm like, I want to see if this is actually dang good.


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[Assistant] No, so, I mean, I get why it's there, but yeaah. A lot of the times when we raid people, it's just like this giant noise that plays. And some of them get really funny because like they're inappropriate or something. Yeah. It's like, oooh, fuck my mama.


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[Assistant] YouTube, it typically doesn't want any violence, even gameplay violence for like the first 30, 40 seconds.


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[Assistant] Yeah, something like that, and the zombie's all bloody, so it's the fucking YouTube robot. It's just looking at it, it's flagging it.


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[Assistant] You're like, nah. Yeah, same. Same with bullshit. It's like, it's gameplay, man. Come the fuck on. Yeah.


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[Assistant] But now is it completely demonetized or, cause I know our Elden Ring in a nutshell. I don't know. That didn't get demonetized, but it got age restricted.


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[Assistant] Okay, so it's not demonetized. It's like, ah, you gotta be 18 or older, which makes it like, you know, first 30 seconds, it's like you're seeing blood and stabbing. It's like, okay, I see, I see what they're doing.


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[Assistant] You know, I started watching it earlier today, my first thought was like, hmm, I wonder if this is going to get demonetized. Cause yea, right out of the gate there's a stab, there's a blood spurt from the stab, and yea, we stab a naked guy in the ass.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. That's great. Yeaah. I think still to this day, we've raised the most during one livestream.


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[Assistant] Why wouldn't every turret just be full? What's the turning radius gonna be on? Five.


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[Assistant] I wanna go back to Conan. And then we cannot transition into Dune once that's out.


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[Assistant] Now, we used to go to Gamescom.


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[Assistant] Oh man, the far cry. One that Duralis and I


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[Assistant] Now, uh, I've been watching, or, I watched a couple of Netflix, uh, series. Comedian named Theo Von.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I've seen a whiz-throw of you. I told, and I told Neebs, I was like, hey, watch this guy, let me know what you think, because I was like, he's either gonna like it, or he's gonna shit on me, so I'm wondering if, cause you've watched a little bit of it, and then,


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[Assistant] Okay. Okay, just wondering because my younger daughter...


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[Assistant] Her soccer coach is just like a rec league, but this guy's older gentleman, Scott, as well.


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[Assistant] Well that's only been for like probably four years.


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[Assistant] Take a trip to Duke. And, uh, my mom came with me. And...


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[Assistant] Give her new airway. Give her new airway. Mom, you're snoring! And the way that she sleeps, it's like, first off, she's old. Hangs from the ceiling. When she snores,


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[Assistant] Tell you what my mom would do, cause she told me this. She said she would like to go back in time. So I wish I would have waited to get married and have kids. I'm like, this was the other day. I was like, hey, hey, hey, you realize what you're saying. Like I have to tell my sister this too now.


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[Assistant] Even like in FPS where like you have all these different objectives, but you have to, maybe there's like a portal gun that you have to, you know, hit to get to another objective and you're a completely different time, but still, I don't know.


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[Assistant] So you would just have to wait for things to spawn in, which doesn't take long.


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[Assistant] Wait, no, don't, don't throw Anthony under the bus. But it's not a bad thing, it made a great episode. Yea, yea. We told him, hey, we want this going on, and, you know, through trial and error, we have to see what works, what doesn't, and he had to just bring it back a little bit. Are griffins supposed to be on Fjordor?


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[Assistant] You know, it's a Viking-esque map, you know, so you would think that some sort of winged lion bird would be in there.


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[Assistant] The, uh, the owls. What are those called?


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[Assistant] But I've seen them not in the snow. So I wonder if those are also not supposed to be there.


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[Assistant] Cause I think in the game they call pterodons pteranodons.


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[Assistant] When I was at NPC 2022 performing, people were asking, hey, why isn't Neebs here? And I was like, he hates his voice.


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[Assistant] I can hold a note, but it still doesn't sound good. I think your, uhm, the cadence, when I give you a cadence, like, got that JW, whatever it was on Jeep stuff, that took forever, I had to get like every letter, got that JW PST.


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[Assistant] No, I mean, you just listen to it in your vehicle.


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[Assistant] I guess we can get it on cassette for your truck.


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[Assistant] Well, it's like different USB drives. It's like, when are you gonna just get to one that you're fine with? So I go, there was USB 2.0, then USB 3.0. That's gonna keep evolving. That's speed.


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[Assistant] There won't be even the little connector. That's what I want. Connector. Like, just go with the one connector.


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[Assistant] You gotta have some fallback. You were really upset when you found out women could vote. Seriously.


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[Assistant] I now have to track down my five friends who I call. Cause that's about it now for like, when I get older, as the older I get, the more phone numbers I don't call or give a shit about.


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[Assistant] Well, with, you know, like 3G and 5G, and that was, you were like right in the middle of that transition time of, like you were on the last thing on, like 3G, and it was like, ahh, wow.


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[Assistant] I'll tell you this right now. I think they should do the same thing with boobs. Because I remember the first time I touched fake boobs.


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[Assistant] And they felt like stale boobs. Like they were like, what's this? This isn't, and, and then newer boobs. So you, you gotta, you're going to have to like categorize these like 1G boobs, 2G boobs, double G.


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[Assistant] But hey, let me know if you guys ever touch 4G boobs.


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[Assistant] You messed up. I think Carrot Top was a prime example of plastic surgery. Is that plastic surgery going on?


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[Assistant] It can affect your jawline. But everything else, like the eyes? And all that? The cheekbones?


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[Assistant] Your, your, your first generation incarnation is you and then your 2G. Right, right. Yeaah, there's gonna be lizards.


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[Assistant] Can you imagine going to the bank and being like, hey, uhm, there's something wrong with my account and I was speaking with a gentleman earlier.


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[Assistant] He looked like a loser. Who was it? Do you remember his name? No, but he had a, he had a black suit on with brown shoes.


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[Assistant] He just looked like him. Anyways, this guy's staff.


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[Assistant] That, that kind of hustle without complaining or looking like, oh my god, oh my god.


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[Assistant] Or, or being frantic. What he was doing to me, he was like problem solving. Okay. Alright, I got this, this and this. I'm gonna put you over here and, and he's, he's running. Pap pap pap pap. And I'm with my daughter, my, my younger daughter.


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[Assistant] If you work that hard and, and I was thinking about a little bit more because you know, there, there are some people out there who.


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[Assistant] Have that hustle, have that drive, and they don't want the headache of owning their own company.


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[Assistant] Might see themselves as getting like, I want to be this high on the totem pole, but not any higher because that could be a headache. But, regardless, like,


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[Assistant] You know, like, you have a job that you might not like and obviously you're in a situation that maybe there's no availability for the job that you want. But if you're hustling and you're just doing it with a smile and just


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[Assistant] Getting through your day. Finding something you like about your job. That's the kind of energy I want to see in anyone.


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[Assistant] You're either a Shaka or you're not. Be a Shaka. Be a Shaka. That's why I told my kid, I was like, you be a Shaka.


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[Assistant] I'm just saying, but like, I couldn't figure out how old he was, but inside I was like, I wonder what he wants to do with his life, because he could probably do it. He might not have an idea yet.


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[Assistant] Well, speaking of Burger King, Chipotle's turning into Burger King because they're going downhill. I don't know what's going on there. They never have salad.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I went there for three months and they said, hey, uh, you need to either find a new school or we're gonna find one for you.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I think things are gonna get easier for me because I was sent a mouse. Oh yeaah. It's like a gamepad.


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[Assistant] Simon, put a picture up. So the guy's name is Brandon Cagle. And Brandon, uhm, I believe had something happen to him where he needed a, you know, one handed sort of mouse keyboard type thing. And so he built one.


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[Assistant] And as Tekki got in touch with us, and him.


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[Assistant] I just got jumped into Arc and I was like, okay, I can, I can work with this much, much more than what I have been doing. Yeah. Okay. That's great.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but I still want to work on the right hand and getting that back and then hopefully, you know, I can go back to the way it was, but it's a great option. Thank you, Brandon. And yeah, give you, give you a video made maybe, you know.


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[Assistant] Can I give you video? Yeah, if you want to. Yeah, it might be good, so they can see the movement.


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[Assistant] You can change that. Does the mom die? Does the daughter die? All the dot coms. Yeaah. Yeaah. Does the fish die? Dot com.


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[Assistant] You wanna be a cat now? You're gonna get plastic surgery to make you a cat.


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[Assistant] The game that did that for me, uhm, I would say within the last two years is Hitman. You know, just trying to figure out different ways to kill people.


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[Assistant] I didn't play through the whole thing. I got through most of it. And yeah, I kinda wanted to do a series with it, but you know, those missions are so long. I mean, there's speedrunners out there that do it, but I'd wanna have likes, like, if I played through all these missions, and it's like, okay, Neebs is gonna be me.


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[Assistant] Agent 44, and I'm gonna tell you what to do. And you're gonna kill this gentleman over here, but you have to kill him with a fish. We've gotta find the fish. That's my specialty. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but I, I would really have, I'd have to play through each mission like several times because the missions are so long. And I'd want the most entertaining thing.


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[Assistant] Oh, I was gonna say, I played a new game, uh, I think the demo is out on Steam right now, but it's called Spider Heck, and it's by TinyBuild. Yeah, you showed us that. Yeah, I was out in Chicago, um, for MPC 2020 performing, and TinyBuild was one of the sponsors, and the one guy was like,


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[Assistant] Uhm, you know, he's talking to me, and... Okay, so what's your channel? Neebsgaming? Oh my god! I watched your human fall flat, blah blah blah. I was like, okay, cool. I appreciate it.


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[Assistant] Super cool guy, but he's like, you need to check this game out. And it's like a cross between, uhm, like, uh, stick fight and speed runners. Okay. And I sent them, uh, the animated speed runners video that we did. Oh yea? Yea.


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[Assistant] It's like the same mechanics, I believe.


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[Assistant] Right, right, but yeah, it's great. You can be a spider with weapons and web slaying. Yeah, it looks fun. I'll never do it. I'll never


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[Assistant] Are you pulling up the picture? What? Yeaah. Okay. Yeaah, hold on tight.


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[Assistant] And I'll give you the name of the person who got tatted as I met her and she was wonderful and so sweet.


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[Assistant] I know I were a betting man, which I'm not. Could be a castroid. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] So, would you meet her? That's cool. I did. Nina. And she actually, uh, has a little, like, uh, nail company. Like, she does nail polishes. Oh, nice. Right? A professional. Yeah, a pro. And she was sweet as could be. Everybody's really nice.


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[Assistant] I didn't encounter one angry Nibs Gaming fan.


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[Assistant] We normally don't. Yeah, have you ever? Have you ever encountered an angry Nieves gaming fan? No. I haven't. We've encountered drunk ones.


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[Assistant] So you had a good time in Chicago? Oh yeah. I went to the Museum of Ice Cream. Really?


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[Assistant] We could have gone to any museum, and we're like, fuck yeah, Museum of Ice Cream! Clearly for kids.


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[Assistant] Kind of. Uhm, but they did have something very interesting in that. They had like all these facts and...


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[Assistant] They had this one stand that had, what looked like hot dogs, like, so the bun was like some sort of strawberry, like pound cake, like strawberry flavor. But then, they had legit


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[Assistant] Hot dog flavored ice cream, a mustard and a pickle on top.


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[Assistant] Should have tasted it. I'd still have it like the taste in my memory. Right. That never goes away.