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[Assistant] And then my, this is my last comment. And CJ6, I know we talked about this before, but, uh, Conan's been refined since you've last played. Nibsalenia could use a one-off since it's, since the new graphics. And it says, you never fought the wither. And I was like, I have no memory. If we never fought the wither, that's a big thing.


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[Assistant] And Dollar Shave Club members deliver everything that you need to look, feel, and smell your best. They got shampoo, conditioner, body wash, toothpaste, hair gel, and even butt wipes. And with Dollar Shave Club, not only are the products great, but they're made with top shelf ingredients that won't break your budget.


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[Assistant] Plus shipping is free with your membership. And here's a great way to try a bunch of Dollar Shave Club products. For just five bucks, you can get their Daily Essentials Starter Set.


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[Assistant] Comes with body cleanser, one wipe Charlies, they're amazing butt wipes.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm sure there's tons of things that we could be doing if you scoured and started looking.


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[Assistant] So the thing is, for sandwiches, I've shared like, I don't know, 50, 60 sandwiches. I just shared, this is, I will plug this.


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[Assistant] No, I'm personal. You know what? I'll share the ZD on the, can we do that? Yea. I want to share the ZD recipe on the Neebs Gaming official.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but we don't! We have an ocean!


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[Assistant] God, I don't think it exists anymore. I don't know, I haven't seen it. That is a horrible pizza. Oh, you know what I had fucking two nights ago for the first time? No, no, but it just reminded me of the nothing pizza, but it reminded me of a frozen thing because there's a lot of frozen bad things. See, I had six White Castle cheeseburgers. Oh wow. Those things?


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Check the wattage. I always get White Castle.


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[Assistant] I don't remember seeing it. I've never been to New Orleans. I had Crystal once. But anyway, yeah. So why Castle? Did you enjoy it? I did. Did you feel bad after? Yes.


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[Assistant] Those were good. Eating is a great way. I always loved finishing off the night with a bunch of food and as soon as I start to eat, drinking, done. I'm finished. It's a great transition.


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[Assistant] That's good stuff. No, that's awesome. And I could see it being very appealing to just even live vicariously through this guy. This video's got 49 million, oh it's from 2015, 49 million views.


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[Assistant] God, if things go along with, like, Trump being elected, you know Absarov's gonna be elected. Cause he's the worst one out of everyone.


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[Assistant] Both. Equal. Yes. Alright, so. So who's kicking this thing off?


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[Assistant] You need to turn those goddamn plants off.


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[Assistant] I know. Let me bring this up. You know, on, uh, on social media like Facebook, I, I just accept people as friends, whatever, you know, and then if I like post pictures of my family and my dog and stuff like that, there'll be people in the comments still bitching about Cooter. And I'm going to tell you this right now.


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[Assistant] I'm not going to let you guys on Facebook anymore, because I certainly enjoy sharing, you know, parts of my life with you guys, but...


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[Assistant] You know, you can go home, or no, I go to my mom's house and she's like, oh, I saw the picture you posted of Bear, your dog, but what are these people talking about Cooter? Who did you kill? Yeah, why did you kill the Cooter? The entire family is just very concerned that you've murdered somebody. Yeah, they think I did like a snuff film or something.


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[Assistant] Yeah, like in a good way, they're like looking into my parenting skills because I build champions!


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[Assistant] I guess for me, the thing is, I don't do anything wrong, so I don't give a shit. And the things that I do do, if I do something ridiculous, I feel like I just gave


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[Assistant] Oh man. Yeah, I'd like to see the surveillance footage of me just wandering building to building. And apparently, uh, the breadstick that I grabbed from the restaurant was, uh, it was real, but it was the decoration. It was not the one that you were, because it was kind of up higher above the buffet, which there was clear bread. I'd like to see that footage.


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[Assistant] Okay. Well no, I'm curious, like. It's a sore spot for him.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I have no problem with weed or anything like that. I think just smoking anything seems so disgusting to me at the big turn off. Like when I see, like, I tell my daughters all the time, I was like, look at that, there's a shame there, there's a pretty girl smoking, she's not pretty anymore.


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[Assistant] By the way, that movie Kate McKinnon was in? Yeah. Masterminds. Yep.


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[Assistant] I like that voice. Yea, it is. It's kinda witchy. I know. My first comment, I think reclusive one.


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[Assistant] You had a comment from him, correct? Sounds familiar. Yeah, I said on three. On three, reclusive on three, or I'm guessing it's reclusive one, but this is from the seven days, most recent seven days video. And he says, all hail Simon, king of the seven days.


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[Assistant] My next comment is from Darth Maul. This is probably my most favorite comment of all time. Oh really? Man. He says, I miss Thicke's hair. I mean in real life, not the video game. He looks like a fuck face butt nugget dickwad without hair.


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[Assistant] I didn't think so. Yes. Uh, next comment. Gustavo Torres says, Hey guys, I'm wondering if we would play Drunken Bar Fight in VR. I'd love to see Apsro playing this game. Are we going to do some of that?


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[Assistant] Can you pick up somebody and hit somebody else with that person?


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[Assistant] Alright, we got one more comment. Uh, for me, this is on commenting on comments. Uh, Bogusboy says,


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[Assistant] Any Amazon reviews in this commenting on comments? I was literally crying when Dora was reading the Haribu, Haribu gummy bear review. I had to show all my friends, which this is great because Duralius, I have a review for you to read if you wouldn't mind. Oh, an Amazon. Wow. I didn't know about that. Here, you can switch seats with me.


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[Assistant] It can't, no, the gummy bear one was hysterical, cannot be topped, but this I thought was pretty good.


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[Assistant] I just did a Google search of funny Amazon words.


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[Assistant] I believe my daughter had, the youngest one, she had that book, and every time she got to the end, she would smack the baby and go, bad baby!


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[Assistant] Let's see what the largest sea bass, black sea bass ever caught was. What? 628 pounds. Mmm. Nuts. Wow. Yeah. Back in the 1960s.


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[Assistant] Ah, your website developing company. Yes. I hear they have very respected 24-7 customer service.


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[Assistant] I wonder if Squarespace uses their website to host Squarespace.


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[Assistant] Without a website. Yea. I had a dream last night that uh, oh can we, are we moving on from like that? Of course. Oh yea.


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[Assistant] Could make a website out of it, but I don't see how. Uh, going golfing with my father and my brother, and they both came out from this little golf shop, and I was like sitting in the car, it was a, um, convertible.


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[Assistant] I don't know who's it was, but whatever. And they had these new golf balls they bought and had this nice vibrant kind of yellow, this nice vibrant kind of orange. You know, it was like, wow, I need some golf balls. I went in the shop. There was only those two colors in white and I just wanted a third color. Could I make a website out of that dream?


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[Assistant] We should do a nice 20 second chunk of this podcast of us all contributing to someone's outdoor sounds.


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[Assistant] Do Fifty Shades of Grey? Yeah. Think about it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, there should be a simon- I just wanted to address- Okay, I love the idea. I love- I'm sure Joe's diner is wonderful. But at the same time-


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[Assistant] We don't know how good it is. And you just voted to do that for the rest of us.


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[Assistant] It's like going to Mexico and all the little shops. Well, car companies do that. I like that it's middle of the country. Uhm, you know, equal.


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[Assistant] Did you see, did you happen to see where it is? Like specifically, is there a town? I didn't, oh, well now I need to look. You just throw middle of the country around like. No, I did. That's nuts. Livingston, Montana? Livingston. No, it's, I mean, more middle-ish than here. Like Florida. Florida's the middle of the country. Yeah, right.


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[Assistant] Too late, the news has already ran. Yep, that's it. Captain Slender strikes again. Alright, so Livingston, Montana is a lot more west than middle of the country. But in all fairness, well, Montana, do you know the right side of Montana is getting pretty close to middle country. So depending on where Livingston was in Montana I'd be more accurate.


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[Assistant] Just use those natural sounds to calm your mind.


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[Assistant] What's the most minor version of that that would fill that, you know?


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[Assistant] They have to stay there for a while, don't they?


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[Assistant] That sucked in the military, I'm telling you. Like, when there were people above you that were just not fit to be in a leadership position.


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[Assistant] I heard, and I'm sure there's plenty of it, but uhm, thought it was a good idea, uh, but fake commentary on movies, you know, that you obviously didn't make or have anything to do with.


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[Assistant] Over the course of like a day or two got struck by lightning 36,000 times. I think nine people died. Damn. Uhm, they're like getting pounded with lightning this year in this area. I think last year that entire month alone in that area had 30,000 strikes, but 36,000 in a couple days. I just read about that this morning.


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[Assistant] What was your answer though? Sharks. Sharks are way more dangerous. So, in India, not one shark death this last, uh, in that time frame. Were they in the water?


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[Assistant] When there's a, the corn's at a certain height, certain level in its growth, taken off, uh, a corn cob when it wasn't developed, like now the, uh,


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[Assistant] The corn isn't like, in it's plate, like, it's tiny. Let's call it baby corn. It's like baby corn, it's a little bendy and just eatin' that. You ever tried that? Is that good? There's a certain level, yeah, it was delicious. We used to do this kid all the time. It's like a banana before it's ripe. Kinda, yeah. Delicious. It was actually really tasty, it was different. It's banana corn. I used to like it quite a bit. It's green corn. It's green corn.


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[Assistant] Damn good before it hits the internet. It'll be another, uh, weekly edition for a while, cause we're really enjoying it. It'll be fun!


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[Assistant] But I'm okay with that. We'll see how it goes. Like we talked about.


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[Assistant] Which actually would be funny. That could be funny, just it being on the menu. I'll have the durarara. It would have to be called. Sure. Alright, this is uh, last seven days to die video. From Melrion. One gun that everyone underestimates that is fantastic. The nail gun. You will almost never be short on ammunition with that, and it does pretty good.


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[Assistant] This is from, uhm, the same video, April Westergren.


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[Assistant] And this is from that same 7 Days to Die video, uhm, and I guess it'll be my last one.


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[Assistant] In, uh, in reference, like, uh, you guys thought I was losing my mind out there, you know? Building a house in the middle of the street.


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[Assistant] Demon Lord of Razgriz says, Hey Duralis, if you feel you need to talk to someone, I'm here for you, buddy. Thanks, Demon Lord.


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[Assistant] We'll talk, Damon Lord. I just wanted to tell you how much I appreciate that. It's really nice of you. But I'm, I'm okay out there. Uh, there's just differences of opinion and, uh, creative goals out there. Uh, that sentence is not cars. I could just


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[Assistant] I mean, the flopping's gotta stop. It's gotta stop. You know, coming down to the season of elections. We'll see.


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[Assistant] And then, how many, how many before there's a, is there any sort of reload or is it just constantly?


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[Assistant] Like what would that do to the conga line if all five of us were just like.


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[Assistant] But I tell you what, if you bring them down to the ground, now they're a whole lot less, you know, of a threat. And then you can finish them off. I'm just saying.


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[Assistant] I heard Ada giggle in the next room a little bit. Mr. Toe Shoes. They're not allowed in our office, by the way. Yea, yea, we put a sign out. Cause then we'd put sick on the floor. You don't put sick on the floor. Those shoes are not good for you.


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[Assistant] I like that, but I mean obviously the big thing in art is the animal taming.


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[Assistant] Oh, this thing's badass. Cliffs? Cliffs, yea. So that's a game changer, huh? If you're in like a cave.


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[Assistant] Be fun if like when we did show up, if that was the case, you know, those that were there when we jumped in, they did like a ceremony whenever we got to the, you know, there was like this.


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[Assistant] I know, but like, uh, you spoiled a big thing. It wasn't the biggest thing. I know it wasn't the biggest thing, but uhm, god, I wish that was a bigger thing. His, that was a disappointing, uh, arc. Oh yea, wanting to know.


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[Assistant] You know. Well, it was a thing for a little bit, but now it's over. Yeah, I'm over it. What else? I saw... What?


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[Assistant] Yeah, how about a tip jar at the grumpy subway?


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[Assistant] Am I starting this? Sure. Damn right you are. Go for it baby. Alright man, I gotta start the video. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to comedy on comments slash talky talk time. Right, we're gonna do a little talky talk, uh, extra in there.


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[Assistant] Oh hey, it's the countdown to summer. Yes it is. The days are starting to get longer now, which I love.


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[Assistant] We don't want to go too far. I don't want to go anywhere dangerous. Is Antarctica the South Pole?


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[Assistant] Depends how you look at it. What's the North Pole called? Antarctica? Man, I'm dumb as shit, I don't know. I've never been there. It's too cold up there. Yea, I would never go there. Yea, that's a bad idea. I thought this was gonna start better. Me too! What's this video called?


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[Assistant] We don't want to lose you guys. Never. If something happens. It reminds me of that scene in Last of the Mohicans.


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[Assistant] That's what I wasn't thinking. We're all under the waterfall. Us and the audience. And who was coming after him? I don't- I've never seen that movie. It's a horrible reference. The British, the French, the Indians, they're all after him. And he's telling her, just stay alive! I'll find you! No matter how long it takes! This is a movie, I will definitely find you!


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[Assistant] Youtube managed to, yeaah, get his channel, which


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[Assistant] Okay, so listen guys, if you're not, uh, following us in some other way, go for it. If you wanna not be bothered,


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[Assistant] Cause I don't like being bothered. I don't like getting emails and stuff. Yeah, I hate it. So if you go to our website and you can sign up for our mailing thing, we haven't sent an email out in probably two years. What's- Oh, the newsletter?


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[Assistant] I mean a lot of times, Anthony and I work on those at like 2 o'clock in the morning after the stream.


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[Assistant] And we're like, maybe this will work, maybe this is good, but then I think he was struggling when he was writing on the sign so he blurred everything in the background and then it just made it more confusing. I think he wanted the sign to pop out, but it just didn't work.


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[Assistant] Nope, I never see them that way.


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[Assistant] I could have been the greatest musician, I'm just busy with YouTube. Could have been complex, copy.


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[Assistant] Well, I've been using some, but then it was like, hey, we wanna build a chemistry table. And I'm like, well wait, maybe I should save those to unlock all the science that I need.


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[Assistant] I know, but I'm just like, I'm having a hard time with just my garden, keeping enough agave to eat. Right. We need a big garden. We need a big garden. Yeah, we need like the garden. Like this is the garden.


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[Assistant] Here's what I do, here's what I do. If I, uh, like, go and I take 20 agave plants, I count them.


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[Assistant] Avocado? I never ate avocado until I was in my twenties. And that's sad, isn't it? Oh, okay. Yea, I grew up in this country town. We didn't have weird food. So, uh.


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[Assistant] Anthony cut it, I think. Who cut that? Anthony cut that. Okay. Let's talk about the thumbnail. Well, let's talk about the comment. I think that's the one where we lost 90% of our spectator footage too. Oh.


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[Assistant] Maybe twice. And we also just have issu- even if we had people that- That we know. Were gonna be civil, we seem to have a lot of issues with like, just things happening in between gameplay. Like, just stuff disappears. More so. Or-


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[Assistant] Yeah, and then we're like, hey, we gotta roll the server back. We log back in, just everything's gone. Like, what's happening?


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[Assistant] That's cool. But I've been trying to get Anthony to get in there some. Like Anthony have his own little thing going on in the server and maybe Adahop. I'll join their tribe.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. No, I would love to see a tribe split. A civil war. Dialects have become such a hermit in these games. Yeaah, really.


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[Assistant] I don't know when this seven days comes out, but like I was asking Simon to help me renovate my house. Right. And he seemed like kind of snotty about it at first, but then he got into it.


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[Assistant] Water is really good. I wish there was more. That's better than like making people s- I think you can oversaturate a show. I don't think we're close to doing that because, uh, sometimes we've tried to do one midweek. I'd like to do that more often.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and there's a little bit of a coordination with, uh, because we film our se- our show, and then sometimes we go in and go, you know what, I want an establishing shot for that scene, and then if things change, you go in and like, the fort looks different, or the castle looks different, you've got a continuity thing, so if you get too far ahead,


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[Assistant] And we talked about, like, sharing episodes too, like, uh, Ada Hopp and I talked about, like, let's do a really long seven days, and you cut the first half, I cut the second half, and then we'll jam them together.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and everyone has different viewing habits. It's like some people are like, this is my lunch break or this is my Saturday evening. So if it's your lunch break, it's, it's one thing because you only got twenty


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[Assistant] Thanks man, that was a fun thing to see happen. I didn't get to watch it yet, so don't spoil it.


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[Assistant] Does Far Cry 5 have any kind of base building mechanics? No. So you have to get out there and do things. Do things?


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[Assistant] That's what to look for, Patagonian jackets.


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[Assistant] Yeah, go for it. Good job, Simon, in sending out the, uh, notification to bring comments in. Oh yeah, that was beautiful.


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[Assistant] I feel like we discussed this, because I said I like seeing the ladder go all the way to the ground, because it's more aesthetically pleasing.


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[Assistant] It does. It sounds festive. It's just a mix of tango and zombie. Yeaah. You ever go to Zaxby's?


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[Assistant] Sunny, pretty maps. So this map isn't for me.


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[Assistant] Well, gravity zipline when we took a look at that.


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[Assistant] Alright, if you watch, uh, the Gryphon Trap breakout episode, you'll see Cooder in the background flying as a brown bird, and as soon as he gets close, the paint just snaps on all of a sudden. That sucks. Right, yes. Snap on paint.


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[Assistant] What's this on? Which platform? This is YouTube. On YouTube. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Like, when you think streaming, you think live. And then I think it's gonna kinda muddy.


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[Assistant] The streaming waters. Like the other day we raided someone who wasn't live. Because we didn't know people just streamed old stuff. Well, I think it depends on how you try to sell it because. But I think if it becomes popular everyone's just going to be streaming old stuff and you take away that personal live experience.


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[Assistant] I'm just saying, it takes a lot of snowflakes to make an avalanche, and if this does become the problem, you're


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[Assistant] Is the purpose to give the community a place to go chat? Because it's not to watch the content, because the content's all available.


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[Assistant] And today we spoke about Scrapman, so if we didn't say so earlier, go by Scrapman's channel and tell him we said hello.


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[Assistant] What, need you and I are left? You wanna go? I'll go, yeah. Alright, go for it.


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[Assistant] I've got a comment here from Beautybelle, Beautybelle, Beautybella. Beautybelle. Okay, uh, I've watched this video twice, oh this is from Human Fall Flat. Alright. I've watched this video twice now and just noticed their characters are their favorite colors just like an arc, lol, neibs green, thick purple, and of course, abso blue.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and you can play it with controller or mouse. I used mouse and keyboard. I wanna play mouse and keyboard.


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[Assistant] Both play, you can bring Duralius, Simon. Okay. Johnny C, gotta come in from Johnny C. And, it's from the video. Arc, uh, what we call it? Lizard, squid, uh, yeah that thing. Face pants. Simon, I effing hate you. Seriously, you piss me off more than Duralius and Thicc combined.


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[Assistant] You guys are amazing, except you Simon, you're still the worst. Thank you.


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[Assistant] I think it's the small frame and the lack of bodily control. It's really funny. Uh, when Nieb's built up to releasing from the rope swing, I was on the edge of my seat. Mhm.


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[Assistant] But the community's making maps, but a lot of them seem like they're broken. So it's kinda like a little big planet given the community the ability to create these. I don't know if they've given them the community there or if the community just figured it out. But none of the community maps that I've seen really work well. They're all like, there's no objective or there's just, uh...


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[Assistant] The problem is I don't think you can play multiplayer on the community ones.


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[Assistant] Yeah, because they just released the multiplayer online in the last month or so. So they're still at it. But I think more maps...


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Lube for the Bears. Lube for the Bears. The gay community. What is, uh, what is this? Seven days tunnel. Is that a vi- do we make something called tunnel? Bunkers?


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[Assistant] Tunnel? Well, I don't know, there was no, we didn't use the tunnel. What's the comment? Oh wait, no, tunnel shot, that's what this was, the one where Adahop made that cool shot, where we were in the tunnel.


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[Assistant] All over your face. Yeaah, it's coming, it's WTF. How did you get, uh, the wide shot of the tunnel? And that is all Adahop's ingenuity.


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[Assistant] You can kinda see things from the side like that. But it doesn't show you all the earth and stuff around it, so he kinda added earth. Yeaah. And I think he took another shot above ground and just kind of, uh, tracked them to move together. Yawn. Yeaah, it was very well done. Yeaah. I was impressed with myself. I was like, nah, that was awesome. And it looked like a side scroller kinda thing.


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[Assistant] Yeah, uhm, I would say jump on our stream one night when we're doing GTA. That's just with our schedules, that's really the only time we have to race the community.


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[Assistant] That's what we hope though. We hope that our videos are rewatchable. And I look forward to having completed series. I'm so glad that Scorched Earth has like a, like a story arc. We started, we finished it. I wanna do more stuff like that. Me too.


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[Assistant] That's some happy music, man. Oh yea, that was great. Remember when we went to Sweden, we stayed at a hotel that, uh, one of the members from Abba Gold owned. The Revolve.


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[Assistant] And these, they're building giant mobile cities on machines. They go around and look like they're scavenging for more materials.


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[Assistant] I forget what that was. Have y'all, is it out? Have y'all got, watched or are you gonna watch, uh, Shape of Water?


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[Assistant] Yeah, nah, I've known people that do that. See, it's not Minnesota specific, by any means.


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[Assistant] I saw my thumbnail on my phone last night, where it comes up on my YouTube app, like how most people would see it, and it was crystal fucking clear. I was like, these guys are assholes. Is it the big, is it the big one? Well, it's how most people see their thumbnails.


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[Assistant] That's actually good if one of us does that. Just in case? I think so.


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[Assistant] Yeah. As long as you tell it. Yeah, I learned that. I didn't know. Yeah, I wasn't doing it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I read that comment. I'm glad you picked it. I don't, uh, the way it was cut, um, and it was cut fine, but it didn't do justice on how fucking long that took. You were in there for a long time. It took a long time. You didn't quite feel that. It looked like I just found the way out like after two turns.


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[Assistant] But, uh, not the case. I'm proud of myself too. Thank God there weren't more enemies in there. Oh God, man. There weren't many. Yeah, the only enemy seemed to be those lizards that sleep. Yeah, thank God they were sleeping.


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[Assistant] This is where I die. Yeah. Anyway. But I agree with the people in the world thing. It does take on a different...


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[Assistant] And plus, when we come back, after a week, they've built like Trump Tower. You know, like, it's...


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[Assistant] I like that, but in Ark, I just, uh, it's with the game, like how I am with the game.


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[Assistant] There's a lot less tension when you're just putting up blocks and fucking pieces.


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[Assistant] I feel like you're putting a lot of time into a place that you ultimately don't want to stay at all. It could be a vacation home. If I move, it's fine. We're going to see places that we have.


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[Assistant] Different server. Yea, this little shithole. No, in our server. No, cause that's time that we're not using.


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[Assistant] I wish I was more ready. Okay, these are all from the latest Far Cry video. I enjoyed that ending shot, by the way. Thanks, man. That was a fun thing to see happen.


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[Assistant] You can rip on it already though, just get it out of the way. I don't like thumbnail. Okay. Isaac Robertson, Robertson says,


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[Assistant] Please answer in the next commenting on comments. P.S. I love you all. Keep up the good work. Also, thank you for Serve Australia's. I'll tell you how I got through bootcamp. I didn't have to use a controller, a video game controller. I actually had a real gun in my hand and I had to run around for reels and jump things for reels. So that was the, that was the difference, the big one. You know what I mean?


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[Assistant] As far as aiming goes, and when I pick up a controller to aim a first person shooter, I'm, I'm just lost. I will accept that. It's so weird. I knew you would. And it's true, once you adjust and you feel that, yeah, and you go back, and I used to feel decent on a controller, but it's gone.


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[Assistant] I would love to. Yeah, I know people are torn. People are like, the automatic like, fuck you be sup, you know. Right. Uhm, the co-op. The co-op's really fun.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they didn't let us capture that, but the co-op was really, really fun and I think we could have some potential.


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[Assistant] They were very, very motivated. Uhm, did you happen to see, anybody see Jack Frag's video? Far Cry 5, his latest one? Mm-mm. Not the latest one. It's, he, he, he definitely found a more fun mission than I did. He had to round up testicles for the testicle festival. Oh god.


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[Assistant] What kind of testicles? Uh, from, uh, from a bull.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they had to like kill three different bulls three different ways or whatever. Or take them out, uhm, and chop off their testicles, bring it back to the fat. Uhm, what's his, uh, who's the guy that breaks arms in the...


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[Assistant] The movie star guy that- I don't know what you're talking about. Used to break a lot of limbs.


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[Assistant] He's kinda crazy as a cop as well. No, doesn't matter.


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[Assistant] There's a character in the game that looks like him and he's super cocky. Anyway, he's the one cooking the nuts. So he goes out and gets these nuts and he gives them to him. And then there was just a good old party that night. The festival or testicle festival went off.


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[Assistant] Without a hitch, everybody had a blast and then you pass out and you wake up drunk.


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[Assistant] So Michael W says, if I wanted, cause it was called Subpar Gameplay, if I wanted gaming that was on par or anywhere close to average, I would not be at Niebz Gaming. I was like, true.


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[Assistant] And I killed two, um, friendlies accidentally in that, in that video. And CPU speed lays out a good point. He says, you do know, Duralius, that in the redneck apocalypse, the people wearing Patagonia are the good guys. Great vid. I thought that was a good point. Patagonia? Yea. That's a brand.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Jackets. And they're good. Yeah, they're not gonna be a problem. Nice. Alright, so we got two, uh, back-to-back, uhm, conflict and comments. Mmhm. Conflict and comments, comments and conflict!


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[Assistant] Okay, Ronnie Sabagala says, I cannot endure anymore Takkar. Just end him already. It was on this latest video.


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[Assistant] And then the fly wahine says this game looks to be so much fun, a lot more fun than watching Jack's video, which I just talked about.


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[Assistant] And now the one that Simon wanted me to read. Okay. I gotta wet my whistle real quick.


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[Assistant] This is from N Mayhem. What video is this off of? Sometimes it's good to know. All these comments about Neebs being bitchy.


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[Assistant] Actually, he has every right to get annoyed at the gaggle of imbeciles who not only are incapable of putting any time into building anything,


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[Assistant] In this game, but they have gone so far as to justify their incapability.


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[Assistant] Which leads them to questioning why Niebs wants to take his time and put in the extra effort to do something as well as he feels he can.


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[Assistant] Honestly, it's my opinion that anyone who fails to see the difference is likely just as much of a pinhead as the guys in the show who go out of their way to question things that don't even matter anyway.


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[Assistant] If Niebs wants to build something his way, what the fuck does that have to do with anyone's opinion about how they would do it? You fucking morons.


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[Assistant] Well, that video didn't come out yet, but I'd read that comment in our last recording session. I was, I went that route.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we're gonna do something with him soon, I think. Yeah? Yeah, I'd like to. Ah, cool. Could be the Simon build one, who knows. Could be his wingman. Ooh.


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[Assistant] That was horrible of you in that tunnel. In that little maze. Yea, what do you mean? It was not that hard. You made it so hard. You weren't in there, man.


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[Assistant] Do you see the trailer for the new Peter Jackson movie? No, what's he doing now? It's like, I forget what it's called, something machines or, oh yeaah.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, it's really interesting, like. Look cool? It looks interesting, there's this uhm, you kinda get this road, or this uh, Mad Max feel. Like uhm, some big vehicles moving, and then this girl, I think, I forget her, the actress's name, but.


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[Assistant] She looks back and she, they're all like, holy shit. And what's following them is this giant city vehicle.


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[Assistant] And she had like a really weird look that didn't fit a toy.


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[Assistant] So yeaah, just duking behind. I still believe in Peter Jackson. Frighteners is one of my favorite movies actually. He's a really good filmmaker.


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[Assistant] With that particular ki- I understand-


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[Assistant] Well, it's worth context. And I went through the, uh, the simple context process. Really? The name is appropriate.


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[Assistant] I assume that, uh, Ada Hop is increasingly getting numb to, uh, this environment.


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[Assistant] And it's not because they're our favorite beards, it's because we get a lot of beers between all of us and uh, yeaah, it's for the buck. Yeaah. Gets the job done.


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[Assistant] I was actually wondering that myself. We've got a plaque missing. I remember, it didn't fall, but I remember you bumped it the other night, Simon, but it certainly didn't fall. I don't know why it would be. We've got, uh, Anthony says he knows.


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[Assistant] They have something like that there? Yes. It was like that whole room was set up, like you got two sides and there's all these, um, foam ball shooting weapons and stuff. It wasn't specifically Pirate Ship, but it was set up to battle side to side.


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[Assistant] Exactly. Of gangs, uh, there is, uh, one Crip in, uh, North Dakota. Just one. Really? And he's uncontested.


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[Assistant] I don't need my laptop because, uh, I've got them on my laptop so I can send to you.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. We need a picture of it. So this was, uh, Scrap Mechanic, uh, Fireworks. Uhm, a huge scrap success.


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[Assistant] But then Dan Sim says, Neib's Gaming is not just a channel or entertainment, it's a lifestyle. Add some strong language, unique and top notch banter to quality editing, a goal of world peace and a bunch of ingen- ingeni-


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[Assistant] Mates. Oh, and then there's Simon. What kind of mates? Ingenuitive? Ingenue- Ingenuitive.


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[Assistant] Okay, so, I don't know if we've, I don't think we've, I'm sure it's come up on our commenting on comments, but...


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[Assistant] What I appreciate from the Comedian1243 is the determination.


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[Assistant] About this and the positive attitude every day he does this. Okay, you know what's...


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[Assistant] You did the same? I have one of his. Okay, well now you know. Day 31 of the Lion King movie review! A whole freaking month, baby! Woohoo! Let's make month two an even better one. Hopefully we don't need to go through month two. Anyway, as always, thanks for all the support. And there's uhm, I mean at the moment, or at that time there was...


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[Assistant] It's easy. So this is again on the, uh, fireworks scrap mechanic, uh, conflict and comments. JNL77, another awesome video. Good way to brighten my day up, guys. Keep up the great work. Always enjoy watching your guys' videos. And Alex says, I agree with Neeb's bad video.


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[Assistant] Yes, there's that one. And then here's another conflicting comments. This one's on today's scrap, the crazy wheels race. Dottiest River 69 says that song is going to be my ringtone now. And a bunch of silly faces after that. That means I like you.


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[Assistant] This is rap time, yo! Yes it is, Simon.


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[Assistant] This is on Ark the Fast and the Furriest. Ooh.


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[Assistant] Uhm, Brady Dorman says, we need a Duralius rating now. And that has 159 likes. Yea, for art. I would, almost, I mean, I don't want it, but I see what you're saying, because uhm, something in that game,


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[Assistant] Just does not click with me. Something doesn't. And like, I know how you feel on every game you play now, Simon. Right, thank you. Uhm, thank you. Where it's just, there's this disconnect.


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[Assistant] That doesn't allow you to learn? Really? Learn or remember? Or remember.


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[Assistant] Maybe we can spice that up with the Lion King review and the memory off game. So, uhm, this is also from Fast and Furious. Okay, no bullshit here. This is from, uh, Captain Fike.


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[Assistant] You guys made me laugh so hard I pooped my damn pants. I'm a 28 year old grown ass man subbed for life. I'll probably take Michael Hamlin.


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[Assistant] So just two more quick. This is from Yak, from the Fast and Furriest video, saying, now we know who writes the titles for the videos. No, actually that was- I know. That's why I wanted to address this.


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[Assistant] That was great, but fast and furry, you know, ugh. I enjoyed that title.


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[Assistant] You guys can answer. How did you get that many structures so quick? It's pretty clear that you cheat your items in Ark and that sucks because Ark is a grindy game and it's not fun if you skip a big element in the game. Please respond to this one in one of your commenting on comments.


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[Assistant] Probably the base. A lot of it happens, it's not seen, like, cases. Yea, the grinding will be boring to show.


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[Assistant] He stored them somewhere, or they were stored somewhere, and I found them, grabbed them, oh shit! What a find! Look at this, Sue!


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[Assistant] I thought it was like the power of it. I thought it was like the power of it. I thought there was one beef stew. I didn't know. Like we're all learning the game. I especially was back then and it was just in my inventory. Like this beef stew never goes anywhere.


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[Assistant] Oh now it's level 55 for some reason. I didn't know that they were like the most powerful thing. I didn't know that I had 50 of them and I didn't know that it was like...


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[Assistant] There has been videos where I've, it's been so much that it kind of even like,


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[Assistant] I do the same thing. You remember the, I don't remember what video it was, but I think it was in Nibsalvania when uhm, cause you've come a long way Simon, you truly have, how he was moving. His movement system was, was it him using both?


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[Assistant] I love her. Initially when we were, uhm, I assumed we'd all be in the same structure for the seventh day, that was pretty much what I wanted to do this time, was a moat, but uhm, it's not gonna work in our case for this particular seventh day. For the fourteenth day. Yeaah, not for day fourteen, it won't work, but down the road possibly.


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[Assistant] That's what I love about that game. I love that, uh, like when we're done with this one, I mean, I assume we're probably going to wander a little bit more, you know, cause there's fresh resources.


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[Assistant] And just keep making that better and better. But it's fun to like see a place and like see if you get a visual of how you can fortify it or if this is like, this is it.


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[Assistant] Let's get Ada to hop in here. Yeah, sit down on that microphone, please.


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[Assistant] Ada Hop cuts the majority, well, almost, you know, Nieves is a cutting one now, but, but for the most part, uh, he's show running Seven Days to Die series. And did you hear that comment?


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[Assistant] In reference to that episode, what's going on?


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[Assistant] And Thicc, didn't Thicc, not to call out Thicc, but didn't you start the revolution within Nieb's place? Yeaah. He did.


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[Assistant] Okay, so alright, I've got my moments, but uhm, I apologize. I don't think it warrants a fuck you to rally. The funny thing is,


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[Assistant] Okay, so I wear contacts and I hate going to the annual appointment to renew the prescription every year. It sucks.


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[Assistant] But uh, thankfully simple context is a super convenient way to renew your contact lens prescription and reorder your contacts from anywhere in just a few minutes.


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[Assistant] All you gotta do is take a five minute vision test from your phone or your computer and you record your eyes up close and read a visual acuity chart just like in a doctor's office. And then the test is recorded and reviewed by a physician in your state.


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[Assistant] Then you receive a renewed prescription and can order your brand of lenses. And they have all the brands you're familiar with and more like options for astigmatism, which I have in both eyes.


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[Assistant] Multifocal lenses, colored lenses, and they're great prices. So you never have to leave home, no more doctor's offices or waiting rooms. But this isn't a replacement for your periodic full eye health exam. The exam's only $30 and standard shipping is free.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Okay, well that's a thing. Thank you. I know. I'm glad you said it. Alright. So yeah, I did it. It was, it was cool, man. That my, uh, phone was like reading my eyeballs and then I put the phone across the room at a certain distance and it told me to go ahead and do the old eye chart thing. It was... That's crazy. Technology's crazy. Right.


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[Assistant] Exactly, and it did just take a couple minutes and I actually talked to a guy like in no time when I had just a couple questions and like all of a sudden I was talking to someone. It was cool.


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[Assistant] But it worked out great, it was awesome. So I will be using this again, for sure.


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[Assistant] Yeah, to get $30 off your contact lenses, go to simplecontext.com slash Neebs and enter code Neebs at the checkout. That's simplecontext.com slash Neebs and enter code Neebs at checkout for $30 off your contact lenses.


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[Assistant] I had that happen in bootcamp, which I think was wonderful. Cause you heard this rumor of like saltpeter that makes you like... Moving on, what you got next?


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[Assistant] And I can guarantee you, and we all know it, that we would never purposefully leave an animal behind or in a situation like that. Because they're very valuable.


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[Assistant] Like so, they see EVERYTHING. It's crazy. Yeah, no, I love it. So no.


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[Assistant] Well this is based, it's based on uhm, the more the realism. So, I just know because that's a, isn't that a uhm, an EA title? Yeah, that is. So, it's like they always try to incorporate a little bit more complicated.


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[Assistant] Like, with uhm, you know, some people, like, in a scrap episode,


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[Assistant] Some people would love to see it in its entirety, the building and stuff.


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[Assistant] I just like being the fortifying man, and like in this case we're all separate and I did my thing, but I still...


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[Assistant] Wanted to give an option to help you guys, which I won't mention but you know.


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[Assistant] Well, I mean, I just stayed back and, you know, it's not like it was a hard thing to do, you just, someone's gotta do it while you guys are- You committed to doing it. And if we all stayed back and fortified, that'd be some boring ass shit. Yeah, yeah. We had to do adventures to keep the show moving.


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[Assistant] That western town scenario could be fun in this, except the zombies will be running way too fast on that seventh night, but little, see one coming down the street and playing the whole whistle music, you know. Yea, we did that in art. Oh right, right. Didn't work out though.


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[Assistant] Yeah, the thing is, uhm, I can't say the name, I think that's...


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[Assistant] The video name I can say. So it's like, this dude, this guy plays drum covers of like rock songs.


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[Assistant] This one. 3,000 subscribers. Subscribers almost, uh, does System of a Down. Two System of a Down songs and a Slipknot song. They're funny.


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[Assistant] I, uh, I started playing, I got, I'm, who knows, maybe halfway through and Champlile brought it up earlier, but, uh, that new Wolfenstein game. And, um, I told you guys the other day, but hands down the best acting I've ever seen in a video game. Like within the cutscenes and stuff.


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[Assistant] I'm impressed every cut scene I was like, son of a bitch this cast. And the cheesy, the worst character is by design is the main guy cause he's got all the cheesy, you know.


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[Assistant] The cheesy kind of like standard cheeseball-y lines. Yeah, I wanna play it. Everyone around him is. I gotta play that one and the first one. See you in hell. It's a quality ass game. It's really, really pretty.


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[Assistant] Maybe three hands. There you go. Have someone else in there just assigned to one button.


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[Assistant] Do it again, do it again. You don't know, it sounded good. Well, no, I fucked it up. Did you? I'm usually third. We do a lot of harmonies on our stream when we do the Twitch and whatnot. Yep. And usually we kill it, and it's Apsro first, Dorale second, who's not here. Second's the hardest. Right.


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[Assistant] We're doing another podcast! That's right, and we have a sponsor!


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[Assistant] And then you could put it right in your pocket, your chest pocket.


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[Assistant] Well, I could do that. It annoys me that I can't just send a picture instantly most of the time from my phone and get the email. It's like these days I should be able to get the email instantaneously.


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[Assistant] Well, I usually have to, I take the picture and then I email it, attach it to an email, and then email it to myself. My phone is slow as shit. My phone does not- But if he texted you, couldn't you forward the text? To an email.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but then the email, when I send it from my phone, always takes much longer than it should. And when I check my email, when I check my messages on my email on my phone,


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[Assistant] It will not have the same as on my laptop because it's like, it's stupid.


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[Assistant] You got like one of those. Verizon? Verizon? Is it Verizon? For years you were like.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and guess what, all those shitty cheap things that I used to have were always, no, they were always better. Since I've gotten Verizon, I freaking hate it. I got a newer phone when I got the new phone, or whatever it was, and the good service, I get more drop calls, I get shittier service.


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[Assistant] I've had the Walmart service before, whatever the straight talk, never had a problem with straight talk. I've had, uh, uh, one other company that was using Verizon's towers, gave me better service than Verizon ever has. I've had Verizon for two years now.


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[Assistant] I have bad luck, my phone also just makes random noises all the time. Noses? It makes random noses? I want that phone. I have bad luck with electronics.


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[Assistant] Nope. Alright, so we have comments, we're minus Duralius, and usually his last time he had like nine comments. Good lord. He loves a comment. He does, well good for him, I'm glad. Yeaah, that's awesome.


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[Assistant] Who wants to go first? Me. Yeah? Okay. I'm doing it.


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[Assistant] Damn. They look cool. They look really cool. Alright, no, I mean, I remember looking over at, and you know, you obviously didn't have to go back.


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[Assistant] You had your mission of like, this happened.


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[Assistant] Yeah, at least according to one of the comments that I read today, they said, and I didn't pick it out, but they were like, you know, ah, like it feels good. Ah, operation. Or at least that's how they do it. It does not feel good. It feels painful.


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[Assistant] But how often have we made so much progress quickly? You know? It's just fun being vulnerable. No, I know. I think it's, I think it's, I, I, this is, I'm gonna keep on saying my point. I think that once we get past this point, we're gonna find still other reasons to still be very vulnerable. They say as you go deeper,


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[Assistant] It doesn't make any sense, but they get to sell those little spots, don't they?


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[Assistant] Look at that, I don't even remember the two parts, but I've seen them all, I think.


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[Assistant] Did Jimmy Fallon while partying almost sever his finger?


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[Assistant] How did Jimmy Fallon almost lose his finger? That was November 1st, 2017. Comedian Jimmy Fallon has revealed the story behind the bandage around his finger. And it's not one for the squeamish. The star was forced to take a break from the tonight show after he suffered a significant hand injury in which he nearly lost a finger after falling over his kitchen?


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[Assistant] I tripped and fell and I caught, caught, yea okay, so maybe it wasn't partying in there.


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[Assistant] We wouldn't advertise on a shitty podcast.


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[Assistant] People say that anymore, damn skipping. All the time. You do. Yep. I do. Yeah. Not often. I save it for special moments like this. Yep. You said November 19th. That's it. I'm gonna use damn skipping. I'm putting it in my calendar, the handwritten one.


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[Assistant] Do you have a handwritten calendar? No, actually I have a sandwich calendar that I just started to utilize that was, uh, Space Pants sent that. Yea, Space Pants sent it and it was just, I just stuck it on the wall because it was on my desk, but it was like in, I don't know, on June and I just recently updated it to the correct month.


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[Assistant] Why not? Because you know what, sometimes people either want to buy socks for themselves or people that they love. Grandma, grandpa, they would love these socks. Absolutely. You know, your, uh, your next door neighbor or your next door neighbor's cousin.


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[Assistant] He was just gushing about you. That was very nice of Tom. I appreciate the kind words. I don't know what to say.


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[Assistant] I appreciate it. No man, listen, you gotta, you gotta try to do what you gotta do to stay positive and Lord knows I'm not doing anything single-handedly around here, but I appreciate the kind words, Tom.


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[Assistant] Edward, honestly though, I mean I've got sandwiches to make.


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[Assistant] I was wanting to see you do some coke. I'm pretty sure John Denver was a cokehead. I'm gonna search it right now. Hold on.


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[Assistant] Readers, John Denver was a cocaine addict and a drunk driver, so don't name, don't name peak for him. I wonder what the fuck that means. But yea, I heard he was a coke addict.


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[Assistant] Man, I always, I always heard that Sugar Ray Leonard, an old, an old time boxer from back in the day, one of the most famous boxers there is apparently was on many of his fights. I mean, talk about an advantage when you're a fighter.


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[Assistant] From Yahoo Answers. Was Sugar Ray Leonard doing cocaine during his fights? Don't lie to me. Don't lie to me, Neebs is an asshole.


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[Assistant] Okay, so I haven't seen it. It's on Showtime, and I wanna see it because I like Jim Carrey, even though he might be a cuckoo. I like his work, and I'm sure he's doing very interesting shit. I think it's a brand new show on Showtime. Oh, it's a show? Yeah, like imagine a show about...


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[Assistant] I don't know, I've only saw a commercial for it and I said it made me want to get Showtime just for the sh- just to at least see that show.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well they have some quality stuff on there. I'm sure they do. I think Weeds was a Showtime show, that was a weird wacky show, but it was pretty good, but they have good stuff. Okay. Jim Carrey.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, that. That's how we started. Yeaah. But this is different, you know, it's different, it's like an HBO show. Yeaah. It's different, you know, than just a regular show. Yeaah, it's like a movie, yeaah. Yeaah. Than just something that you would see on, I don't know.


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[Assistant] I always think that those shows are just higher tier.


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[Assistant] I always get Coen Brothers mixed up with Other Brother. There's another duo of directors, right?


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[Assistant] Alright, so who, were there brothers that did, uh, what about Mary? Was that movie?


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[Assistant] Ringland Brothers. You know they stopped, I think they stopped the Ringland Brothers. Oh yea? Yea.


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[Assistant] Yeah, cause the name is worth a lot. You can do a lot with that name.


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[Assistant] I never understood why there wasn't, or if there is, I haven't seen it, I should have heard about it if there was a good one, uhm, following like a reality show, a true reality show, like, they're out there, there are shows out there that are at least hopefully mostly true, but following Carny's.


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[Assistant] Because, I mean, we got a state fair around here that I went to recently for the first time in many years.


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[Assistant] I was looking at, like there was a, uh, I was watching the guy. He was set up next to the tent that had the animals and all the agricultural shit or whatever it was in the fair. And he was the, uh, he had a family and they were performing.


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[Assistant] Uh, like circus type acts. Okay. And it was kind of weird because like he was talented. He could juggle some stuff. He was doing, you know, four or five things and or six maybe pins and that said some fire stuff. The main event was his wife, right? His wife would go up and I don't know what you call it. I think, I think she was up on.


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[Assistant] Ropes, but then she was swinging herself around and with like the silk, uh,


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[Assistant] Yeah, but it was, yeah, maybe. Yeah. And like at one point, you know, like she's got the stuff on her. Yeah. It was ropes because they had like the ropes that went around her ankles. And at some point she's swinging herself and she lets go her hands, let go. And she almost like tries to launch herself out to the audience and there, everyone screams like, Ooh, ah.


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[Assistant] But the stuff that was weird were the two kids, their two children that were in between.


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[Assistant] That we're doing very unimpressive things, but obviously forced to be part of the show. And it's like they had the trampoline, I'm gonna bring out my youngest daughter and she's, you know, whatever it is and she comes out and she's young enough to the point where she could do anything and you're just gonna go.


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[Assistant] Applaud because it's weird, but she's like, you know, and you just go.


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[Assistant] That RV that they're staying in must get really awkward at night.


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[Assistant] Because, and you know it's all about her. He's probably been forced to... Yeaah, I don't know. I don't know. It was just, it was just probably how...


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[Assistant] They probably do, I'm not saying that they don't, it just was kind of weird.


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[Assistant] Pond stars. Pond stars. But that's all like bullshit. Like they're figuring out the, you know, like at least like porn stars. I like old stuff so I've watched some of those shows cause I like to just hear about the things even if it's planned that they told them to come in and try to sell it. Just cause I like to see like, oh this is interesting I wonder how much it's worth.


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[Assistant] All like 80% of the stuff that they're doing in there is this fake story and they're trying to care about whatever and you go, come on man.


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[Assistant] Nope. And minor for all minor from the last commenting on comments. Ooh, fancy. It's a good place to get comments. It is.


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[Assistant] Then you could play with Captain Jack and Last Stand games or with Arc Tribe Wars with Slip Gator.


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[Assistant] I think that would generate, uh, your Arc series, or tell Simon, it's time to prove himself to be a warrior with Duralias. Cast them out, Neebs, but don't end the Arc series. That's the game I like you guys for.


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[Assistant] If you want, mix it up and add mods. Keep up the great content and look forward to the next episodes. Thanks guys. P.S. That's a long comment, sorry. So, this was basically a long way to bring up space engineers, cause uhm,


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[Assistant] But there aren't mods that we can add to it? I don't know. Cause I believe-


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[Assistant] Space engineers, a lot of people still Astroneer, which we have, they had just had an update today. Did you guys see any of the comments and seeing what, there was a few in there for Empyrean of course, but uhm, that would be really nice.


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[Assistant] But couldn't it be just, couldn't it be fun still to get our asses handed to us?


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[Assistant] And it's not like we used to have this mindset of we can't go and do these things because we're just gonna get killed and killed and killed and nobody wants to see that. But your mindset now with aberration is we're getting killed and killed and killed and you love it. So I think that's


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[Assistant] Right, there you go. Well I had to try to argue something.


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[Assistant] Michael Nelson says, so how about that and seven days to die, A17 dropping this weekend. And we, did we touch on that in the Patreon podcast or did we touch on that in this?


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[Assistant] It is this weekend. We haven't talked about it, at least in the last commenting on comments. I don't think, or I would like to wait and


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[Assistant] If it is different enough, I get why we stopped it. I was a part of the conversation, but.


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[Assistant] This, I don't know if it's good enough yet, so.


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[Assistant] Right, why not? 16, 17? 17, that's what it said. Uh, Svenopolis says there is an annual pet skunk festival in North Ridgeville, Ohio. No joke, look it up, it's pretty cute. And there were several people who knew of this particular.


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[Assistant] Uh, it's called, yea, North Ridgeville. Ohio.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, I'm sure. You would think. But uh, yeaah. Sconefest. North Ridgeville. There it is. They're cute animals. Mhm. So I could see cuddling up with one.


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[Assistant] And someone also mentioned, I didn't say the comment, but somebody was telling Doraleous that he should get, instead of getting a dog, get a pig.


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[Assistant] And I would at some point, I wouldn't get one now, but at some point I would absolutely have a pig as a pet. They're supposed to be smarter than dogs. Dogs are very smart and even more affectionate.


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[Assistant] Come on, why not right? Can you imagine the parties afterwards?


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[Assistant] Yep, the cooter second chance. Right, right, right, right, right. Right, so that makes sense. Yeah. Okay. Fluent in the lava? Mhm. Okay, okay.


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[Assistant] And so all those people out there who are still thinking, oh, we did something. It makes perfect sense with that explanation.


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[Assistant] Yep. Uh, and that is it for my comments. Yayo! Good job Simon, you did it!


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[Assistant] I kinda, you know what I think before? Okay, so you were talking about stuff that you're watching. I've been watching a couple of things, but I saw this documentary.


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[Assistant] Uh, on HBO, I forget what it's called, but it was about artists and the art world. Okay. And it was very, very interesting. It's probably not, uh, I don't know if I'm going to be able to talk about it in a way where it's going to go anywhere, but it's crazy the amount of money


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[Assistant] It's a factory, but his pieces are selling for 25-35 million each.


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[Assistant] There was this one thing that he had, cause there was this one guy that was, uh, uhm,


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[Assistant] He collects art and him and his wife collects art. He lives in Manhattan and he limits it to 40 pieces at a time of what he can have. He just, just 40 pieces. But there was this, um, this particular artist, I'm forgetting his name, had this sculpture and the sculpture was basically, like you've seen, uh, inflatable, like an inflatable, an inflatable dog, but it was like all silver.


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[Assistant] And so what he took was this inflatable animal of whatever it was, I think it was a dog, uhm, and it might have been a rabbit, I forget what the fuck it was, but he changed it from the inflatable silver thing to a stainless steel of the same exact


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[Assistant] Right? So now it's a sculpture. This particular guy sold it. Everyone thought he was crazy. He ended up buying it at auction for like, in like 20 years ago for like 800 and...


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[Assistant] No, like this one guy had, it was a very famous


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[Assistant] Photo of something in history that, that he completely recreated. And then in front of it, he had a, a blue sphere about the size of bigger than a bowling ball would be. Right. And, and you could, the thing was you could look at the picture and you could see yourself through the sphere. $40 million. Damn.


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[Assistant] They followed this guy. You know what annoyed me about the documentary was they were following this particular artist that went away from the art scene back in the 60's and the guy who I was talking about who's redone, like who sells everything for 20, 30 million dollars, he was right there with him. They were both on the art scene at the same time.


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[Assistant] And then the one artist was like, you're telling me that I need to keep on doing the same kind of art and I'll be able to make money. He said, fuck that. He went up to upstate New York or somewhere in the country somewhere. And he's like, I'm just going to do art for me. Screw you.


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[Assistant] They brought him back because they were, everyone, it's all about trying to find these artists so that it's like, he had this big amount of work so now they were gonna try to sell it and see as much money as they can get for it. They never let you know how much, how much the money was. Which was ridiculous.


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[Assistant] I don't know, it was just so interesting how the world works because they were talking to the artists and then they were talking to the people who have to sell the art and how the inner workings of everything is, it's just so interesting.


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[Assistant] Somebody who knows about art, who's known to know about art, ends up buying it for a million dollars for some reason, because they think now, this person's art is worth a lot more, but this person doesn't, this person's not making that money on the art.


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[Assistant] Right, but then they can keep on making art, but sometimes it doesn't work. The other art doesn't sell, but their other art is still worth money. It's just a crazy... How many people do that?


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[Assistant] Yeaah, some people actually, uh, yeaah. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] And compared to some of these paintings that you were seeing, and I know, I mean, I can appreciate the art even if you go, that just looks like splatter. You'd be like, you know what?


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[Assistant] I could still appreciate it, but not for, not for the, like, when the stuff was selling for a few million dollars even, like, cause not everything was, was the numbers that I'm talking about, but it seemed like a majority of it.


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[Assistant] Was like, oh yeah, oh yeah, I bought this for, oh, I bought that for 19 and now it's worth, you know, 80 or I bought it for 2 million and now it's worth 38 or whatever. And you just go, wow.


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[Assistant] Gaming sucks! Yeaah! Yeaah! It was a pleasure, you guys are awesome, keep on commenting and we'll see you next time! Bye!


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[Assistant] It'll be fun to see how it goes off like once every two or three days. Yeaah. It's very subtle.


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[Assistant] Yeah, right. You gotta pay for the different farts. We're onto something. That would do, that would probably sell very well.


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[Assistant] Right. Downloading the app. You gotta be sneaky about it. You basically have to break into somebody's phone. So it requires you to do something kinda shady. Yep. To do it.


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[Assistant] Yep, shut it, shut it down. Fart phones. That's what we're gonna do. Did your phone just make a noise? Not mine. Nope, mine's on.


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[Assistant] I mean, it is, it is one of those things where it's like, once we saw those monkeys, I could have absolutely just gone online and went, you know, what are these things? How do I, how do I beat them? And that's been the episode. I like trying out things on my own. Yeah, we like, not knowing discovery.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I think that's the last one. And I had no idea that monkey grew, even when we were playing, just because I never saw it. Yeah. And seeing the spectator footage of this one monkey, I guess he's the alpha.


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[Assistant] Just crawling and shitting. No, but that's uh, yeaah, aberration is a fun map. Aber, ab. Ah, it's ah. Aberration.


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[Assistant] It's like, okay, we got all these monkeys, but we bring in a big alligator. We'll be fine.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's broken. YouTube says, it's like, no, it's fine, it's fine. It's, it's, it's fine. It's not. We don't know what's going on. Something on there is just not working. People get unsubscribed. The bell doesn't get-


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[Assistant] Probably doesn't work. Just check back. The whole thing, yea, is like, well there's two tiers to the bell now. Right? I don't know. Yeah, the system's so dumb.


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[Assistant] It's like, you know, you subscribe, like, you know, to me it was like, I always just go to my subscription feed because that's the videos I wanna see. These are the channels I've subscribed to. I hate that YouTube's homepage is like what they recommend. Which didn't make any sense to me.


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[Assistant] I guess. Yea, but it's just, you know, I understand why they do it, but it's always like, what do you recommend? It's like, oh, Earthen Ellen clip. Ooh, Jimmy Fallon. It's like, I don't give a fuck about these. If I wanted to watch them, I'd watch Cable.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well you live, yea, I would imagine living in that environment. You gotta get, probably get invited to parties all the time. I'd be like, yeah, I'm gonna get a party.


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[Assistant] Uh, Nate, I got a comment that you need to read, Niebs. Oh, really? We're talking about, speaking of YouTube recommendations. You want me to read it? Uh, I'll read it to you, you tell me what it says. Okay, alright.


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[Assistant] Alright, it's probably something due into like, why is this in my recommended feed? Because this comment actually came from ProstituteMickey2.


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[Assistant] Really? Really? Which for whatever reason, no idea, saw a crazy spike in views for like two days of like a week ago.


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[Assistant] But yea, apparently, from a lot of comments, ProstituteMickey2 popped in a lot of people's recommended videos that day. And shocked the hell out of them. It's fun just going through the comment section, like, what the fuck is this? Like, why is this in my recommended feed? This is funny, this is sick.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you get Ellen, Jimmy Fallon, Prostitute Mickey. You get the gauntlet with YouTube.


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[Assistant] That's something I wanted to bring up, uhm, it's a podcast I watch called Red Dead Radio, hosted by a man named Jared Petty.


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[Assistant] And, uh, we actually sponsored him because, uh, he, uh, on one of his podcasts, he mentioned that, Hey, I'm growing big enough that, um, I'm looking for sponsors. So if anybody out there wants to sponsor my podcast. And I was like, Hey, well, we've got this bad Arthur thing.


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[Assistant] There you go, yeaah, hopefully you subscribed, and hopefully they enjoyed, uh, Bad Arthur. But yeaah, if you like Red Dead, then that's a, it's a good podcast, obviously. Going to all the, all the lore, all the, all the bullshit that most people...


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[Assistant] Uh, this is by Belvetan, and it says, Can you guys please start rendering your videos in 1440p or 4k, even if you record at 1080p for higher bitrate quality on YouTube. It's a shame to have these amazing videos at such low quality, uh, low visual quality, because YouTube low bitrate on 1080p. And isn't...


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[Assistant] But yea, I mean, that is gonna probably increase render time, and yea, I wonder how, yea, editing wise, I mean, cause if we're using footage with a higher quality, does that slow down the editing process too much? I guess we'll have to ask Anthony, and or Alex.


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[Assistant] Cause yea, if we do Conan, so say we start recording Conan in 4K.


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[Assistant] Well awesome, thank you for the comment, and yeah, maybe we'll have some, uh, some higher quality footage on the way. Yeah. Cause, uh, yeah, that's why we keep a guy like Alex around. Knows his shit.


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[Assistant] They had a sock campaign for two weeks and then they've decided today to start another week so you can go and buy socks for another week.


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[Assistant] I want to say family, I'll say cult.


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[Assistant] It has negative connotations. There's no reason that we can't change that. We can! Cult of Neebs. Neebs Gaming.


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[Assistant] The good cult. Yeah. That was a cult of personality. Great song.


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[Assistant] Yeah, all you need is some good little fast pace, and then you know, come do a like a crescendo, and then a ton.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, I was very impressed. I mean, it is canned music, it is, you know, all that stuff, but having the sliders and everything, I guess the way it works is they have music tracks and you can kind of fade in and out different parts of that track for intensity. And yeah, it works really well. It integrates right into Premiere.


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[Assistant] So yeaah, hopefully we'll have more options for music in the future.


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[Assistant] Let me see, yeah, it just reminded me. Isn't Tom Hanks playing Mr. Roger? Are they making a Mr. Rogers movie with Tom Hanks?


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[Assistant] Maybe they don't have Showtime mentioned much anymore, at least I don't.


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[Assistant] Okay. I've never seen, I don't think I've ever seen Jim Carrey in a television earn. I guess that's, yea, television role.


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[Assistant] There's a, there's a new Coen Brothers movie on Netflix. Oh yea. I hadn't seen it.


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[Assistant] I heard it this morning, I think it was on NPR or something, I was like, Code Brothers has a new movie, it's out on Netflix. I was like, okay, geez, that's crazy, but that's awesome.


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[Assistant] No, those are, is it the Zucker brothers? No, it's not the Zucker.


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[Assistant] It's been an interesting lifestyle. Doing something like that.


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[Assistant] I like, you know, uhm, what is it, the pickers.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I like them too. And I'm sure some of it's staged, they probably hide a little bit like, ooh, look at this. But, uh, just that, that's a fun concept for a show. Just these guys that run around, dig through shit and find things that they could sell.


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[Assistant] Like, I find that super interesting. And that's their job, like that's their day to day. It's like, what are you doing today? I'm digging through some geezer's barn to see if I can find a metal Pepsi sign. Because I got a client that just loves these metal Pepsi signs.


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[Assistant] It's like, man, how did you fall into this gig? Like, I just find it super fascinating.


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[Assistant] Is that a titty? Yeah, ooh, I think I see a boobie. Uhm, but okay, Mike Judge has a Cinemax show now. Yeah. We could probably get a Cinemax show.


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[Assistant] For people that don't show up to our stream, we had a brilliant idea for a television series called Booth.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they did that print sketch and that one, that one was still funny, but if they had had prints there...


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[Assistant] But it's gotta be hard to get. Like, hey Prince, what are you doing? We got a Comedy Central show we're doing.


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[Assistant] I think that's from the east. I like that. That's the animals and everything. We're not getting killed by other players. I think what he's talking about is like, we're worried about, okay, we're gone for a week. We've logged, no, we logged back in and some tribes built a giant castle beside our base and as soon as we log in they just come over and murder us. Like that's not fun to watch.


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[Assistant] We could, we could do that sometime, like, you know, I mean, but that takes a little bit of dedication from us of like saying, okay, for this week, we're...


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[Assistant] But I think it just, as player, it got to the kind of point where it was like, okay, what are we doing now? And it is sort of the same thing over and over again, where we had reached max level, we had done a lot of what we could do.


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[Assistant] The graphics are different, the zombies, the zombie AI is a little bit different, like the ragdoll is a little bit different, they have more personal interests.


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[Assistant] I mean, we certainly could jump in for like an episode or two just to check things out. Or just do a stint for seven days.


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[Assistant] It's called World's Most Pampered Pets Skunk Fest. Okay. Alright, sounds good. I'm embarrassed.


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[Assistant] I think it's cute. No, it is cute. People are like, yeah, let's get together. Let's dress up our skunks. We'll have a good time. Come on.


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[Assistant] I know I've said it before, yeah, my favorite, like, art-related, uh, documentary I've ever seen is Exit to the Gift Shop, where it starts out as the guy


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[Assistant] No, he absolutely, he said, you know, all right, I'm going to, I'm going to get a venue. I'm going to build some hype for it. I'm going to pretend like I'm this famous artist, just printing bullshit and like just selling crap and people bought it.


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[Assistant] You guys, you guys get the feeling we're being watched right now?


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[Assistant] And I think when Apster and I were out on our little escapade when we were best friends for that five minutes, uhm, that you said it was poisonous.


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[Assistant] It's wheelbarrow. I just found that out. Wheelbarrow. Uh, and, uh, Anthony and, uh, what did he say? He said, uh. Frustrated. Anthony says frustrated. He said, uh, raise the ball. Oh, yeah. Raise what? Raise the ball. That was an accident, right? That was an accident.


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[Assistant] And it had nothing to do with Champ Wild like being hung in a cliff?


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[Assistant] You spooked him! Picture that being an animal and all of a sudden there's like this huge fucking piece of something out of thin air.


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[Assistant] Watch, we make the sign and we just move immediately. Yep. That's how we do it. But maybe we save it.


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[Assistant] I think I learned it from a friend up in Minnesota at one point. And I learned it from Dorales. Back when I was in the Marine Corps.


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[Assistant] It was, or, or it was, yea, it was while I was in the Marine Corps, but it might have been like, uhm, when we'd go on like road trips, like,


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[Assistant] Wherever we're going, bunch of us idiots, it was like one of those car games.


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[Assistant] You and her need to experience a little bit more life so you don't resent each other in some way down the road. Experience it together if you want. Make sure it's like compatible. Live together for a little while. Take her on a ayahuasca retreat. Ayahuasca retreat. Ayahuasca, yeah. You'll know everything.


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[Assistant] If she's the one, it's gonna work. It'll work now or later. You know, it's gonna work. So there's no need to rush anything.


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[Assistant] Let's face it, a lot of people, um, will make that move for the wrong reasons and the reason being, like, to snag them to keep them theirs. Like, now you've got the spring, but that happens a lot. Like if I do this, then, you know, she'll be, but, you know, just let it breathe.


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[Assistant] Oh, how is it? I can tell it plays really, it's good, but my laptop, I think graphically, uh, it doesn't look good on, cause I'm, you know.


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[Assistant] I need to play it on, through a better system. Right, right. But it's, it's uh, it's cool man. Okay. It's, it's cool. Check it out.


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[Assistant] It's now, I'm so anti-teleport system, but this one works really well. It's a good teleport system. And you can teleport into the enemy and they explode. Okay. Like uhm, when they're weak enough.


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[Assistant] You like take them apart from the inside and on top of the teleporting, uhm, you can do like these quick like shifts, like strafes or forward or backwards. So you can move kind of normal, but it's like a, it's like a five foot little burst to the side or any direction or teleport wherever you want.


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[Assistant] I would like that, but I had no problem with it. So they did it well.


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[Assistant] Yeah, what a roll y'all. Yeah. Anyway, uhm, it just popped in my head when we were talking about the games.


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[Assistant] Very true. Uhm, Scrap, I just, I did the, I counted them, or I looked, cause I had some that I didn't have on the playlist, and uhm, I think tomorrow's will be the 69th Scrap.


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[Assistant] Wow. Well, that's good. Who wants an app store? It's you or I.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I took computers one and two and it was in a Mac lab. And I made a, uh, role playing game.


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[Assistant] Really? I did. Like they had game development? Well, that was one of our...


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[Assistant] No, I made a role-playing game, it was like a, uhm, kind of a, choose your own adventure, uhm, with pictures and stuff, and you'd click on... And I had to do like the 10 go to 40, the whole old type of coding thing. I forget what that's called.


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, it's out there, it's in the internet. You know how you, since we'll never see it, uhm, I drew like the final boss, you finally get to this, uhm, this final like dragon-y creature looking boss and it's in a room and everywhere you click like how to attack it with whatever sword you had like nothing works on it.


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[Assistant] But if you looked closely, like there was this string with a little thing on the end of it and you clicked on that and you turn on the light. So it was like the light and then you, you beat it because all it, all you had to do was turn the light.


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[Assistant] Uh, Niebs and I had a friend of ours that was kind of big in the Remax world, uhm, had us make a video about Remax, uhm, it was like,


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[Assistant] And then he brought it to Remax International, the big boys, and uhm, we did like, was it 12? Kind of like. We did one originally.


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[Assistant] Little short videos for their agents to share amongst each other or use as recruitment tools or what not.


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[Assistant] They were, uh, they were fun, and uhm, I'm proud of them, but uh,


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[Assistant] It was, we were having to make real estate funny after the whole crash. It was like, right. After the housing crash. Yea, yea. Which, uh, that was a challenge.


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[Assistant] So my first comment is from the Scrap Mechanic, uh, Crazy Wheels video.


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[Assistant] And uhm, it's from Seismos. Says, uh, this video made me realize how much I miss your music. Please, more music in 2018.


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[Assistant] Yeah, an ARC song. So, I mean, we just don't do as much as we used to, and it would be nice to, because that was, it was nice to have some regular music. Thick was kind of leading the way, paving the path on that.


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[Assistant] But they're not quite like, well the crazy real song was, you know.


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[Assistant] And then there was one that was related to that, uhm, typical kid asks, is the song for download?


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[Assistant] And uhm, it's not, and we couldn't monetize that either.


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[Assistant] Eavesgaming.gov. Also on Crazy Wheels, both of those words. This is from YouTube Max. I love your content, but this idea was definitely copied.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I'm pretty sure this is also from Crazy Wheels, uh, we need a tune, this is from Charge 320, we need a Toonstone 2, the first one was so good.


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[Assistant] Pretty much. If we did another movie, we would self-distribute, wouldn't we?


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[Assistant] You know that that, um, what was that Louis C.K. movie that, um, he was, that was gonna come out? The Santa Claus. No. It was, uh, I Love You Daddy or something. Did you see that? With Grace Moretz. You didn't see the trailer for that? That was coming out. The same, The Orchard.


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[Assistant] Nobody here wants to hear his shit. I don't mind hearing it right now. I don't mind if it's for a few seconds. Just for a few seconds, say hello.


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[Assistant] Two more. This one's a little, uh, and these are from, this is from, what's the other one? What is this from? Cause I didn't write it down. A video? It's a scrap mechanic.


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[Assistant] It was the... Carousel? Carousel. Here we go. The carousel race. Yeah, rocket carousel video. Yep. This is from EpicFlawlessGamingXX. For the next Q&A, maybe tell us how often the team is in the office and how much time is spent inside of it over the span of a whole week between all of you, you know? I think it would be excellent to get a more inside look on the guys' lives. This guy's gonna rob us.


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[Assistant] Uh, too good, too bad. Nice. And I'll do this order, let's see. The extreme epicness says, you had me at Carousel Rocket.


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[Assistant] And LTU100 says, I could watch this for hours. Wow.


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[Assistant] Yeah, uhm, I couldn't. And then Dildier van de Gevel says, please do not sing again. That was Putin on the Ritz. Yeah. So we should, we should nix the album then.


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[Assistant] Shut it down! Shut it down! Shut it down! Shut it down! And there was one like on that, so yea, definitely Nick's the album. Dammit.


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[Assistant] I know. It was all different renditions of Putin on the Ritz. 12 different versions of Putin on the Ritz.


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[Assistant] 12 days of Ritzmas. That's topical. I mean, it's not that good, but I mean, the timing is...


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[Assistant] Like when Apsro says supper, it's weird to me. I just didn't grow up hearing supper.


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[Assistant] It looks really cool though, and I wanna do that. I wish I was from there. And it's intimidating. Yeah. If your team is going against, like, there's something to be said for that whole, uh, uh, tradition. Hmm. It's pretty badass. It really is. You know what we're talking about?


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[Assistant] You know, everybody's got their, their tastes and uhm, I guess I even have a couple of people that... Cool.


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[Assistant] That was Thicc's idea, but I thought that comment talked about all of us competing.


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[Assistant] We need to find out. Oh, but if the Quetzal's holding you.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it does. Yeah. I like it. So that's still, that, that deals with, uhm, actual water. Yeah, so it's not just about...


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[Assistant] Your mom needs something, something else to do, maybe some Pokemon Go could be recommended.


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[Assistant] Didn't that, didn't that ever happen to you guys? When you do like a call, this and that, and it's a completely different name.


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[Assistant] Asking Siri to tell him a bedtime story, so I tried it. And Siri was a straight up bitch to me. She's like, next thing you're gonna want me to bring you a warm glass of milk and a dark matter cookie. I was like, fuck you.


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[Assistant] With Siri. With Siri. Tough love with Siri. Alexa's all about it though. She's all hippie and free. She's a hipster.


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[Assistant] Well, I grew up in Duck Duck Grey Duck Land. Well, I'm probably wrong. Rumors made sense in my head.


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[Assistant] How do you disengage the gag reflex with that? I mean I know tubes go down the throats all the time.


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[Assistant] I asked him when it first happened if he got a message on his channel to ask him to be on.


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[Assistant] That'll make for a really good show. Like, his angle's always though to kind of, um, I love him, but it's always making fun. Yeaah. It's the same thing that we do to him. Right.


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[Assistant] So anyway, uh, the hot- Of course Simon didn't five, so. Yeah, just that's true.


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[Assistant] Look at my nose! It's not like how you, uh, you get someone's attention, like if you have a crush on someone, you don't pay them any mind, you know? Oh yea, yea, I've got like 1.2 million subs now. Playing hard to subscribe.


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[Assistant] He really laid it in thick about how mind-blowing his revelation was. Well, did he like it? Did he not like it? Oh, I think he liked it because he's always liked the other games, the ones that are, you know, it's like, brings it back to feeling like what everyone likes about it, I guess you could say. He went back to their old ways. But the whole, uhm, the layout is very similar to Destiny.


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[Assistant] Like at the, what's the place? The tower? Yep. In Destiny? Yeah, yeah. I know what you're talking about. It's the equivalent of that. That sounds like a hub.


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[Assistant] We'll get to that. That's one of mine. Alright, so I'm done.


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[Assistant] Because we can go to yours now if you want to. Why do I have to grab my laptop? You know how that goes.


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[Assistant] Who wants to go next? I'll go, I got mine up. This is from... Friday night. Simon Plays VR.


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[Assistant] Paranormal activity VR. For some reason that's a paranormal activity title. You know what I mean? Like you've seen the movies.