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[Assistant] No, no, it's good, it's about you guys. This is from before I worked here, or lived here, or anything. Uh, my phone is apparently logged in as NibsGaming right now. It just told me that we got our first video with 100,000 likes on it. Oh! 100,000 likes? What video is that?


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[Assistant] We're gonna get sued. We had a non-compete. By us. Yep. First company that sues itself.


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[Assistant] That's, that's even better. That's, that's nice. Uh, there's a lot of, uh, controversy surrounding the cooter thing. Yeah, some people think-


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[Assistant] Well, maybe some of the controversy that is out there is them speculating or thinking that that shirt was like all planned out for, you know, and it's all tied together. Oh, with the shirt too. No, not at all.


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[Assistant] Well, I'm starting to look at this differently now. This is Gencraft's fault.


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[Assistant] That's the joke. I'm gonna sue you for that joke. What's your problem here, Neibs? Neibs is a chair.


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[Assistant] Bar Lawyer? Yeah. Yep. Alright, so who's gonna go first? You're gonna hear from Bar Lawyer. Huh? What's up? Comments? Who? I'm not, I'm not gonna go first. Yes!


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[Assistant] It's just one syllable. That's the only similarity in Snake to Gnace.


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[Assistant] As long as you can see what it is, now you can. I guess my issue with my frequently bad thumbnails is at least half of them. I look at them like, yeaah.


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[Assistant] That's the, that's the hard part. That's the problem, huh? That's the, that's the, that's what makes it hurt. You can't fix that. I come in, I come in all like proud, and man.


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[Assistant] There's sometimes like, uh, the last human fall flat that I cut, that just the final one, potentially final one. I know some parts kinda dragged a little bit.


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[Assistant] The most common thing referenced as far as this was hilarious was that part. Cause it went so long. Maybe. Possibly. Sometimes. I haven't seen it yet.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think that's one of the things, like, they're afraid to be that guy that tells a teacher.


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[Assistant] My move coming up, I already hired a mover. Oh yea? Yea, I'm not touching that shit.


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[Assistant] I appreciate that. Hey, I sincerely appreciate that. Oh, you're welcome. Yeaah, that meant the world to me.


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[Assistant] Anthony was with us, right? He's a good move helper as long as it starts 6pm or later.


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[Assistant] Wait, for people who didn't know about that, what did you say again? Uh, Don't mention her name.


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[Assistant] There you go. Also, which baseball team masturbates the most? There you go, that's the one. The Red Sox.


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[Assistant] And the very simple thing to do, that really bright, just smile. It's amazing how effective just smiling is to the surroundings.


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[Assistant] Wow, that's great. They should happen more. I was thinking about a generic kind of uh, Gary Potter with Doubledore. Doubledore, yea, you're on fire today.


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[Assistant] Hey, what's, hey, reminds me of another joke I just made up. Uh, what food, uh, masturbates the most? Stroganoff.


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[Assistant] Sounds like the work of spoiler. It was the work of spoiler. I was thinking about spoiler last night a little bit about like he got real lazy and fat and he doesn't do the theater thing anymore. He'll just kind of do a little, just kind of messes with his neighbors when they're watching like Netflix. He's really bored.


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[Assistant] That was sequel. I'm talking sequel material.


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[Assistant] It's a touchy zone talking about other channel comments because we don't need to sue ourselves any more than we already are.


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[Assistant] I regret everyday having reached out to him, uh, based on that tribute track he made for us. I regret it every single day. I wake up, I'm like, what have I done?


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[Assistant] This is like Cooter all over again. He set me up with that Barbie Dreamhouse bullshit.


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[Assistant] But he, he really highlighted it. Did he? I don't think so.


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[Assistant] Sure. Every single video, but I'll embrace the 53.


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[Assistant] I kind of forgot how many times I died in that last one.


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[Assistant] Yeah, wow. It was just like constant I was falling off. It was almost impressive. Kinda. You have more right up.


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[Assistant] I think you were probably trying to keep things positive in a shitty...


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[Assistant] Alright, Duralis, you wanted to go third. Sure, I'll go third. I have no comments today. I was just gonna talk about, uh, where I just came back from. Because why wouldn't I? It's not the thing that's done very often. You don't hear about it too often. I'm the guy that eats bugs. I'm the guy that goes to the desert and does drugs.


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[Assistant] But no, that's not the case. You gotta be careful how you phrase that. I know, I'm kidding. I was kidding with that. I know. So yeah, no, uhm, you got, we talked when I came back, cause it was an, certainly an interesting experience. I went to Costa Rica with the lady, her best friend, her best friend's husband, and we did ayahuasca. Four nights in a row.


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[Assistant] A root and a leaf. It's an hallucinogenic. That apparently is very, very healing. And I can say that it's a game changer, man. And it's been around forever. Thousands of years.


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[Assistant] And you went to this place because it's supervised.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's, uh, it's called Rhythmia. And the reason I'm talking about it is because, uhm, I want people to know about it, you know? I think it's fucking great, like, what it can do to you.


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[Assistant] Elf in the room is the ayahuasca, the plant medicine. So this brew, you take it, man, and you, you go...


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[Assistant] To a different place, but it's like, it's not in just your head. It's so hard to explain. It's not just in your head. You can tell that it's like from somewhere much bigger.


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[Assistant] I was gonna drop a couple facts about it. Uhm, the experience lasts about eight hours, but you kinda feel drunk and you see a lot of shit. You don't just visually see things, uh, like it's like you're watching a movie. You will see it like that.


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[Assistant] But it will also immerse you into that situation where you are there, which kind of blew my mind. It's like VR. It's like VR. What? And you witness some dark shit. Like your deepest, darkest shit. Or yeah, you did. It's different for everybody. Everyone has a different experience, but a lot of people have a lot of similarities in their experience. It's not all dark.


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[Assistant] But uhm, yeaah, and you puke a lot. You shit a lot. Just being honest, part of it. Which the natives call the purge. It's a good thing. You look at it as a good thing. Because it's clearing the body of like built up emotional trauma. And uh, worms, parasites, all that shit.


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[Assistant] Uhm, so facts, just go ahead, cause this is fun. It's good to know. And honestly, if people are dealing with some dark shit, this is an option. It's like a gift, I feel like. Provided by the earth. I feel like it's an actual option for you.


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[Assistant] It's pretty fucking mind blowing. So, uh, research indicates that ayahuasca has anti-depressant qualities. And, like, scientists, like,


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[Assistant] People are studying the shit out of this stuff because it's really kind of crazy how it kind of clears, cleans the slate in a lot of ways. A lot of veterans are doing it with PTSD. And if they feel like, you know, like free of that, fucking A.


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[Assistant] You know, cause a lot of other things are not helping at all.


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[Assistant] Yeah. So, uh, I know none of this is funny. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. But it, it's kind of intriguing. Like eating a bug.


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[Assistant] Uhm, it's non-addictive and not neurotoxic or poisonous to nerve tissue such as the brain or spinal cord in any way. So yeaah, when you come out of the experience after the drunk, like, you feel completely normal. And a matter of fact, you kind of just feel enlightened. You feel a little bit lighter.


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[Assistant] I remember feeling it. Well you've been shitting, so. You've been shitting, you do, so you probably feel a lot lighter. There's the fun part. Night number two, I felt.


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[Assistant] So much more free than I have in a long time. Like anxiety that, that was like daily for me. I felt a significant amount of it just gone.


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[Assistant] It was just gone. Yeah. At the end of that experience. And, and, uh, it was impossible to not go like, whoa.


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[Assistant] Like after seeing a bunch of just god-awful shit and crying my ass off.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I felt lighter, you know. Also the shit. The shit, also the shit. So yeaah, out of, uh, nearly 40,000 plant species in the Amazon, the Indian somehow knew to mix two very specific plants to make the medicine.


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[Assistant] The ayahuasca vine and this, uh, and this leaf, that's kind of crazy that, and, and they, they claim like that the plant kind of told them.


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[Assistant] If not for that blend, and it allows you to experience the effects of DMT. Orally. Otherwise you have to smoke it.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. DMT smokin'. So, uh, ayahuasca tourism is growing as seekers from all over the world are traveling to the Amazon for healing. So, that's true. I was in Costa Rica, um, Peru is a big place for it. And it's all shaman driven. That's another fuckin' story. They're amazing. Like...


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[Assistant] I experienced that and only that. I can't talk of any other place. Cause yea, do your damn research if anyone's even considering it. But uhm, it's known for sending users into a dreamlike state where traumatic memories trapped in the subconscious are unlocked. The memories are reprocessed.


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[Assistant] Detaching the fear and negative emotion making ayahuasca a viable treatment for PTSD, anxiety and depression.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I think it's good for couples. Man, at the end of each ceremony, like, when my girl and I saw each other, it was like, the embrace was, that shit was real, man. It's like you hadn't seen each other in a couple years and, I don't know.


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[Assistant] It's uh, it's fucking crazy man. And I will do it again. I kinda wanna do it like once a year.


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[Assistant] It felt really good. And I do feel different in a lot of ways. Cause I was slipping down a little hole with alcohol. So tell us about how you feel different. Little things like that weight I was talking about. Like I know how, this is just a minor thing, but the way I'd feel in an airport every single time, the anxiety that I would feel just to get through security.


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[Assistant] Get to the gate, you know, just be at that next place you need to be. On the way back, I was just like, whatever.


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[Assistant] But, uh. I already had aisle seats booked, so on the way back. I don't care if it's window or aisle. But usually I'm sweating. The anxiety is like, makes me...


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[Assistant] Without sounding like in a, in a, in a pitchy kind of way at all.


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[Assistant] I just wanted people to know, yeaah, it's the craziest thing you'll do if anyone's interested. But man, I see the benefits of it, uh, completely. And everyone around me, like the 70-some people that were there.


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[Assistant] At the same, during the same week, like, by the end, it's just, it's kind of magical. The, the, the love and, like, everyone's just, I don't know, like, reborn in some ways, you know? And then they give you Kool-Aid. And then the Kool-Aid. At the end. Yes. And new shoes. And new shoes. Oh yeah.


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[Assistant] Don't rule out, do some research. If anyone's in a, in a dark place, alcoholism, PTSD, anxiety, depression, any of that, like, this is an option. And I can only vouch for the, specifically, arrhythmia, just because I know they do it right.


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[Assistant] And uhm, this is where the pitch, like, if you do think about it, it's not cheap. Go ahead and drop our name, please. Uhm, because I know some of us in here are actually interested in trying it as well. I know you're interested, Nibs. You're interested. That doesn't mean...


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[Assistant] Now, losing control is a scary thing, because you do lose control. The shaman that do it hundreds and hundreds of times with you, they have a certain fear every time.


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[Assistant] Because you don't know what the fuck you're gonna be shown. It's not fun, but uh, yeaah, what you take from it. I know thicc, you're not interested. No, no.


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[Assistant] Well, it's more so showing you and giving you the tools to be better. You gotta do it yourself. You have to do it yourself. There's only so much that it's really doing for you, but it makes you look at things different.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and it shows you more than just the dark shit too, like I saw. I saw some shit, man.


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[Assistant] No, it's smart. I'm glad you're doing that. I'm glad you're stockpiling for that very reason.


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[Assistant] We're about to break that comment record. I see.


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[Assistant] You could try this, uh, we could have, uh, another party outside of us. Here's an example. You guys, um, random conversation between yourselves.


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[Assistant] Right now? About, uhm, uh, rotini. Rotini. Is that a pasta? That's the pasta, right?


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[Assistant] Wait, is this, the sauce is irrelevant when we're talking about routine here.


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[Assistant] Just started the new season of Mr. Robot.


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[Assistant] I like kitty cats, man. Whiplash is the best movie ever made.


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[Assistant] Well, it's just his personal preference.


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[Assistant] We're a classy channel, aren't we? We have classy sponsors.


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[Assistant] Alright, okay. Okay. They come with the rubber. What's that? No rubber. The rubber coated spoon? Nope.


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[Assistant] You're wiping your hands, you must look shady. I did, but we were talking about Battlefield.


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[Assistant] Listen, this video is gonna take a few days to be cut, the answer's probably already out, and they're just like, no? Alright, well.


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[Assistant] Hey, can I bring up something? Sure. Dallas isn't gonna like this, this conversation. Okay.


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[Assistant] But we're working on Far Cry series right now and he showed me one of his cuts and some wolves ran by. He used a horse gallop to bring in some sound effects.


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[Assistant] This is how Simon survived the missile silo swarm because they couldn't see him.


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[Assistant] I don't, I can't confirm this, was this, is this possible? I've heard something about the dark. Through the dark? Hiding?


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[Assistant] Okay. Oh, we should try it. Do a test. Just go out at night one time and see if a zombie just runs by you.


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[Assistant] Who's your next comment from, Neebs? Next comment's from Tommy Weiss, and it's from the Ark Fire and Ice episode. It says, I like how when Simon said he was shooting the cat, he was actually shooting the bird. Did you watch the video, Simon?


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[Assistant] You were hanging from, uh, I guess, uh, our griffin. Uh-huh. And Abstar was flying and you're shooting down at the cat. Uh-huh. And I mean, there's obviously blood just flying out of the bird every time you shoot. And I don't see it. You're like, yep, got him. Got him again. Got him. Got him.


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[Assistant] I've been there man, I've shot the bird, being held by the bird. I don't know, you guys, hey, you got the cat in the end, spoilers. Right, well good. My next comment is also from Ark, and it's from Foxy's Trom.


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[Assistant] Neves, you need honey. We've never done anything with honey. I know, I've seen some beehives around, but we've never gathered honey and used it to make something, but uh, I think you need it to make cake.


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[Assistant] Yes. What you need to tame a snail, which we've been wanting to do.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. I think sheep as well. Sheep huh?


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[Assistant] I can get one now. We should take our biggest animals and, uh, fix wyverns.


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[Assistant] My next comment is from Sea of Thieves, and the commenter is ArkElius80.


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[Assistant] Well, holy crap, you guys ran into Cream's crew. How random is that? I like watching Cream and Birk Black. They're pretty fun. You guys do have some of the best gaming content though. I love how you build a real narrative out of everything you make.


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[Assistant] We are bad. And that's what, so we haven't talked about the fact that that saved the video. I mean, Abstra has played the game a little bit, I don't know if Thick has, but yea, we have probably 3 hours in that game and we tried to record something and we didn't really do anything.


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[Assistant] This is shit. Yep. Let's not even make a video. And then we went to attack a boat and it sank us and we're like, eh, I don't know if it'll make a good video or not. And then Thicke gets a tweet from somebody. Holy crap.


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[Assistant] Nice. I'm happy. He's still at it? He's still at it? He's still at it, huh? Cool. He's still got that stuff. He got the chicken wrap and tea. He likes to have half and half tea. Half sweet, half regular.


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[Assistant] But my role in that video was to be the camera.


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[Assistant] It was a huge disadvantage and I tried to help out some but I had the HUD off and I'm not familiar enough with the controls to like repair a hole without seeing the HUD.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I sure got that shot afterwards. Yeah, that worked out really well.


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[Assistant] But that, that was kind of like what we were doing. Is it possible to make a cinematic video of this? Let me try being camera the whole time on top of App Store getting some establishing shots later. I don't know. It's, it's, the game still needs a lot more to do in it. Yeah. It's like wait, wait until there's a big update and then we can go in and have some fun.


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[Assistant] Last comment for me is from Silverflame92. It's a 7 days to die comment. It honestly didn't feel like there was anything off about the audio. Perfect editing. Great job Ada.


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[Assistant] This was the episode where we lost Simon's audio. Yep. Just like two hours of silence on his audio track. Yeah, we lost, uh, some of you too.


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[Assistant] Yeah, a little piece of mine at the end disappeared. So something happened with our software and, uh, we were, we were like, what do we do? Like, oh, let's, let's ADR. I enjoyed the hell out of it. Dialogue replacement. So, so basically Adahop handed you a list of all the shots that made the thing.


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[Assistant] Eh, wear a pope hat. Or a pope hat. Be the big googly eyes and a pope hat.


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[Assistant] I did that, that's how I went to college. I took one class, I got a perfect score, I never went back. It was a photography class. Oh yea, got a perfect score. And photography. 4.0, I got a 4.0. Wow, rock on. My one class.


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[Assistant] If somebody, uh, wanted to, they could take all the times we've done it and string them together into an eight hour. Yeah, just try to blend that mess.


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[Assistant] Definitely do. Definitely do. Definitely do.


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[Assistant] He's got a good point. We could have said something funny instead of what you said.


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[Assistant] Uh, well, Greek, Greek letters. But if we look at them in our English language, we'll go, that's probably a K, that's an R, that's an N. A lot of them have CRN or KRN on it. And I think App Store saw that going, ah, corn. Corn box. Corn box. I love it. Yeah, it's a corn box.


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[Assistant] Uh, Absro, hold on, put you on speaker. You there?


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[Assistant] I don't remember if I've seen the game or talked about it, but I'm looking at it right now and it looks, the graphics look good.


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[Assistant] I feel like it's a bad example of how to use that. Gotta go vomit. Gotta go puke. Excuse me, I'm gonna go puke. Or I just gotta boke. Usually it's, gotta boke. Well, whatever it is, boke. I gotta boke!


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[Assistant] It's like Simon's donkey in Toonstone. Yeaah. Right. The sick donkey, just always puking.


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[Assistant] Neves, I have a question. Do you like animating? Uhm, yes and no. I like it because it's rewarding and it's fun to go, how am I gonna pull this off and then to see it come together is very rewarding. I don't like it because I sit in my chair for a thousand hours and it makes my body hurt and it makes my life feel like it's going away.


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[Assistant] Speaking about Battlefield friends in general, I was like, does he like doing that? We just need a bigger team.


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[Assistant] Listen when I saw the cat I called it a bear cat. I thought it looked like a battle cat.


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[Assistant] Koalas? Yea, they're marsupials, right? Are they? I don't even know. I think so. But it's a bear. Cheers, Nathan.


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[Assistant] The tenth. Is the one today the one I'm in or still after? You're in it. Okay. You're in it. I was pretty adamant about hearing those scenes. But although I forget sometimes I'm like,


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[Assistant] I'd love to go back in just to check it out and see. Thicc hates it. Mmm. Yea, but Thicc wants nothing to do with it.


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[Assistant] Because everything was boy. Boy. Because there's a boy and he's the dad of them.


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[Assistant] So that was just coincidence. Usually if we know someone's done something, we would...


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[Assistant] Purposefully not do it. Yeah. To avoid being... Like when we did that Donkey Kong thing in Scrap.


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[Assistant] Uhm, had we seen it? Would we have still done it? Probably, cause...


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[Assistant] I think one idea we had was the claw machine. Right. And I saw there was already a claw machine that was so good. That like don't even. Then we just said nah. Don't even try it. That claw machine is amazing.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we haven't, we've talked about doing some more GTA mods. I think we should.


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[Assistant] I got a new ceiling fan. Can I tweet that? Yeah. Yeah, go for it. I'll get a picture of it. What do you mean?


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[Assistant] My old one, out of the blue, just had one speed and that was a thousand.


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[Assistant] You were saying it was like wobbling? Yeah, it's like being behind an airplane. Did you replace it? My neighbor did. Okay. He's handy. Yeah. I love that. He's handy. Yeah, he's like the best neighbor in the world. That's a good neighbor to have.


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[Assistant] Hope the other neighbor's not listening. I've put a ceiling fan in before myself. Okay. Sideways, right? Yeah, put them on the wall.


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[Assistant] That's good, huh? Oh my god. Now listen, I would try that. Do you respect your food opinions?


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[Assistant] We were taking our phones out of our pockets. Like if this guy goes in the river, we gotta get him out.


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[Assistant] It was at night time, I assume. It was night. It was the end of it. It was like, uh, I don't know. I think your cousin was in town from Spain. Oh yeah. And we were like, it was the end of the night. We're like, ah.


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[Assistant] Let's, let's quit drinking, let's get some dinner, get some pizza, spend a few hours sobering up, and then we see this guy goes up to the river by himself, just wobbling everywhere. Yelling stuff. Yelling at the river. Took his shirt off. That's not good. And then you're like, okay, he's hot or something.


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[Assistant] He held the shirt up like Simba to the river and just stood there for a few minutes and then he flung it in the river. Wow. And we're like, how has this guy not fallen? Cause he was like Michael Jackson in that smooth criminal video.


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[Assistant] I'm good. But that's why they're a secret society. Listen, I got an idea for a YouTube channel.


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[Assistant] You get in a town like, even like this one or any town in America that has a downtown night scene and you get on top of a parking deck with a video camera, you can see like three or four blocks. Just look at what's going on at 2am or when the bars close. Oh my god and I know exactly where to be.


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[Assistant] Cause I hadn't been downtown in a couple years, and I went the other week, and I was like, oh, we'll grab a slice of pizza after. Nope. What time? It ain't happening. It was two. Oh god, that was, you're a stink bear. In the past, at two o'clock, I could go wait in line for ten minutes and get a piece of pizza. Maybe eight years ago or more. Now? You're looking at an hour wait. Are you serious? Oh yeah.


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[Assistant] If Simon goes out and after a night of drinking, there's no telling what he's putting in his mouth. Remember those gas station hot dogs he got in L.A.? Oh yes, I do.


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[Assistant] But I'd also like to see similar, in the same category, like, uh, people that hate each other because of race or country or religion, they have to survive together. Two people. Now. They're in the woods, they gotta find shelter, build a fire, do a thing. One of them's gonna be eating the other by the end of the first step.


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[Assistant] So wouldn't that be great? I think that'd be a great show. I'd love to see it. I would too. I'd also like to see a Survivor show where they're not, uh, playing balance on the stick and hold the ball for an hour. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I wanna see them, you know that guy that's on YouTube that builds the little huts out of clay and like. I bet we talked about that, yea. Yea, he just goes out with just his shorts on in the woods and he starts


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[Assistant] Pat and Clay together and building fires and turning it into like, uh, shingles and stuff. He makes like a full on house that I would live in. Really? In the woods. Out of clay and sticks. After I was talking about that YouTube channel. You need to send me a link.


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[Assistant] I look up guy with no shirt builds clay and sticks house. I don't know. That's crazy. You're going to find one. I love to see a survivor series like that where it's like whoever can build the best town wins town.


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[Assistant] Whatever. Weblo. Something. I just don't want to see people holding boxes for two hours. And that's all scripted.


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[Assistant] That's a good name. Those are impressive videos. Yeaah, he's got 7.7 million subs. Yeaah. He's cool. Huge. He'll build like a fireplace in there out of mud. That's good stuff.


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[Assistant] You just don't. You want a leader who's not like... The last African movie he saw was Coming to America.


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[Assistant] What? That seems like a... You think he got hacked? You think his daughter wrote that? Mmhm. What two Marvel characters would you mix to make something? Oh god, that's...


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[Assistant] We could have, uh, some movie review people review our tombstone. And then we could say, hey, go check out our review from these guys.


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[Assistant] Archer sponsored us? Oh yea, you didn't know that.


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[Assistant] I was in like a state of shock kinda, and it was amazing to see. Also, I didn't know what to do.


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[Assistant] There's nothing wrong with rubbing one out, you know?


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[Assistant] What's the magic comment today, Simon? First one.


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[Assistant] Apsro seems to think that toothpicks are just fine in the toilet. But they're not. Not. Like neves. We could do really good ads against each other. When he says toothpicks.


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[Assistant] That after night one, which was a night that I'll never forget, but.


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[Assistant] I kind of hope I will. Every night was night one there. I know, I know. But the walk back from our friend's room to my room, from uh, it was like from Mandalay Bay to Luxor, you know, because they're connected. Yeah, they're connected. The walk back to that room, which wasn't the quickest walk. If I could see that footage, it was crazy.


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[Assistant] More than ever in my life I have I are in this particular situation. It was like trying to be aware of walking straight, you know, and not like grabbing the rails and shit and just trying to pull it off. Yeah. Yeah. I think the sun was about to come up and shit. It was just one of those.


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[Assistant] Like that, like not seeing, you know, it obstructs a lot of your view as far as enemies coming at you, doesn't it?


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[Assistant] Mr. Pumpkin? Mmm, Mr. Pumpkin. What's next, Apsro?


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[Assistant] Yeah. Simon lies about cousins. And lithium. Do you want a man who lies about cousins?


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[Assistant] That's smart and scary. Huh. Interesting. There should be a movie about that.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna go. I like it. Jump on out there, you know what I mean?


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[Assistant] Did you have a comment from early pineapple? Is this just- We just talked about pineapples on the- This is from early pineapple. Okay. Great segue.


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[Assistant] Commenting and comments. I'd rather listen to sandwich talk than tech talk.


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[Assistant] Meh. How do magnets work? Uhm, oh and then underneath that Alex Zandretta said, uh, same, I understand sandwich words, tech not so much.


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[Assistant] So, I couldn't agree more. That was together, that was a reply? That was a reply to that. Oh wow. Yeah, so that worked out really good. I understand salami a lot more than ram. Yep. This is from Aurora Passenger 00FU. Thick!


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[Assistant] You should smoke a nice joint once. Something like Blueberry Yum Yum or some OG Kush. Who knows? You might enjoy yourself and find something new you like. First Step to World Peace is loading along. Just ask Bob Marley.


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[Assistant] What about a pop brownie? They're different though, that's a different high. Oh, way different. I mean, so I hear. Significantly different. I've never tried one. Oh man, it's like Concentrate. It's actually... Yea, like Brownie Bites.


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[Assistant] It's loaded. I don't know if Neebs does. Like little stems sticking out and seeds.


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[Assistant] Cause Jeff Sessions like looks at marijuana as if it's heroin.


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[Assistant] Her Hillary was spot on. I'll check that out. That, uh, what was the movie she did with uhm...


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[Assistant] The robbery, that was a true story, they shot it up in Asheville. Uh. It was like a Wells Fargo truck. Ocean's Eleven. Oh.


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[Assistant] Oh really? You just didn't? Ahh. Even like the Sudeikis roll, that whole like, anyway, it's got its moments, it's like your just average comedy that's got a couple good chuckles. Okay. Okay. Kinda like Toonstone. Yeah. Toonstone's better than that.


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[Assistant] So here's the next one. This is from, uh, Ben Duras Great. And, uh, I thought it was funny because it's like ripping on commenting on comments, but it was just the way it was written. I want a gameplay, not this shirt.


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[Assistant] This one's from, uh, Kees Hawks. Is there a slight chance you guys are going to do more BeamNG in the future? I somewhat regularly rewatch that one off and I love it.


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[Assistant] I only brought that up because you brought it up the other day. It's like it keeps coming up kinda.


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[Assistant] Wolverine was my favorite superhero growing up. Yeaah. It was making me think, you know how they got the, um, rip-off versions of movies and stuff like Transmorphers or whatever? Yeaah. Wolverine would be... Wolverine?


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[Assistant] Let's just upload those movies. Let's just upload an airplane. Youtube on mind. I'm done. I'm done. Oh.


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[Assistant] You can kinda do that in rec room, I guess. You gotta make em pee their pants. That's how you beat em. I'd love to see some of these bosses. Be like a Buddha. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] As you should. There will not be a giggle at all. I'm going to do this professionally. Plus you're very sad. I'm a very sad person. Um, oh boy. Oh god, you're already giggling. What the fuck? What is it? It's a review on a book.


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[Assistant] So the first review is one, one star. Looks like it was illustrated by Simon. It says, do not buy this book. You can see the ending right on the cover.


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[Assistant] This book is completely misleading. The entire plot revolves around finding Baby's belly button. The title makes this much clearer from the beginning. However, there is no mystery. There is no twist. Baby's belly button is right where it's supposed to be. On Baby's stomach. Right where it clearly shows you it is on the cover of the book. This plot is...


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[Assistant] There is scarcely any plot. Whoever wrote this book must have a serious error in judgement because you would have to be an infant to not immediately understand what a baby's bellybutton is.


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[Assistant] That movie was a fun movie. Obviously it's a different kind of review, but uhm.


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[Assistant] That was super long. Well, I made it another half hour long. Yeah, but it was funny. We were all jaded. Nothing like a good, well-written review.


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[Assistant] How many bananas do you think you'd need to fill a cereal bowl? About 30. At least 30, huh? 30 bananas. That doesn't sound fun. Okay.


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[Assistant] I just wanted to play devil's advocate for a second. I do, I did read a comment about, uhm, headshots. I really wish you were popping them in the head. Cause they were like right there. I think I told him that this week.


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[Assistant] Yeah. It's just a- people want one on their wall, right?


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[Assistant] Why was I always led to believe that it was like pointless for a human?


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[Assistant] I hope you're getting your shit from the right end. Give us some banana string facts. Hold on, I'll look up banana string.


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[Assistant] Oh, fine to them. Listen, a dream is just a great idea that doesn't have a website yet. So Squarespace can do that for you. You showcase your work, your blog, publish content, sell stuff. I will eventually be selling stuff on Squarespace.


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[Assistant] I should paint. Listen, I would like to make funky frames. Like, I've made frames.


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[Assistant] Like crooked rooms? Like the crooked rooms you used to do? Yeah, but no, but I've actually made frames for pictures. Would they be like? That were sold. Obtuse? Yes. All strange shaped. Funky frames.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. So, what you- Well, yeaah, you can have a website for that too. Outdoor Noises by Dora.


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[Assistant] That's the only book I know. I'm gonna bring up something that we can either talk about or not talk about. Darkio says, So, title were changed because of Thicc being pissed off Facebook crap about Cooter? Yes, I changed the title.


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[Assistant] And that made Neebs think of an idea.


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[Assistant] You thought, did you like it better? What was it called? Thicc is Pissed? Uhm, no, the first title- Oh, it's Thicc.


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[Assistant] I like, I think there's a big difference in the title. Okay. That's just me. So anyway, read the comment.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it is like, fuck yeah, cause Thicc was pissed, and it was more of the episode, really, cause when I said, when's Thicc coming back? Or is Thicc coming back? There wasn't really an answer. Uh, we'll see, maybe, kinda, and you go, no, it was really more about him being pissed, was the focal point.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Joe's diner. Oh, that was one of mine! No, it wasn't. Yeah, it was. Really?


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[Assistant] Hey guys, I just opened my first restaurant a bit over two months ago, and your videos are the only thing getting me through the crazy 16 hour days. Seriously, without your stellar weekend line-up,


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[Assistant] I would have killed one of my employees by now. If you ever come through Montana to get to Yellowstone, stop by my diner and I'll treat you to some awesome comfort food. It's the least I could do for all the laughs you've given me. Also Simon, I make a pretty good Reuben.


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[Assistant] So I went on Facebook, I found him. Here's a picture of his place. I am making this the official NevesGaming diner.


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[Assistant] So I want Joe's Diner to be the place where I'm going to call upon anyone who's traveling the country.


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[Assistant] Anyone who's going through Montana anyway, you have to stop by Joe's Diner.


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[Assistant] Joe is gonna be there. This is where you come in, Joe. You gotta make sure you have a camera ready at all times. Neib's Gaming person comes into your diner and says, hey, I'm with Neib's Gaming. I came here because you're the official diner. First off, they get a 10% discount. They gotta be wearing the shirt.


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[Assistant] Okay, they need a 10% discount for that second. You need to pick, take a picture of them. You need to put it on the wall. It doesn't need to, it could be a small little corner in the back. I don't care if it's a wall in the kitchen. You gotta hang that picture up and everyone that comes there, you're that, you're, it's a, it's a thing. That's all I got.


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[Assistant] I did. Just like that. He's a fan. I love the idea. Don't get me wrong. I'm assuming it's good. I like to assume in this. I know assuming's bad. Okay.


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[Assistant] He's a Neebs gaming community member. I'm giving him the benefit of a doubt.


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[Assistant] Middle of the country. Yeah, right. Yeah. Yeah. Right. Kareem Majines says, Simon is my vote for Pong, president of Nibs Gaming. I like Pong.


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[Assistant] And a lot, a lot of votes for, this was one of the few that I saw for, for me, so of course I picked it, but a lot of votes for Neves, a lot of votes for Thicke, none for Absro.


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[Assistant] I think it's a great way for each of us to have an excuse to put out an extra quick video on a day that we might not be uploading. A slander video. I think we should do it. Yea slander videos.


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[Assistant] All right, Michael, Michael Rogers says, my Twitch name is cheesy doodles. And when I heard cheese doodle at 23 minutes, I had a mini heart attack then followed by disappoint.


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[Assistant] Take all that back. So Champ had a comment.


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[Assistant] Anyway, he says I've been racking my brain for a solution, but so far the only idea is to ruin him on an island. Thoughts and advice. I wouldn't do that. Right. Well let's not rule it out.


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[Assistant] Yep. Alright, Champer says please do a reaction video with your first ever YouTube video.


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[Assistant] Yeah, y'all know men when not. I don't know what that means. Greetings from Germany. So, yeah, and I was like, we talked about doing reaction videos to stuff that we've done before. We've never done it before. We talked about it doing like Duralis and the DVD. Or like, you know, talking over commentary. But that would be fun.


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[Assistant] It's completely different than our first YouTube video.


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[Assistant] I know, I know, I'm going, whatever. A flat earther right there. Well, there is this, we have no proof that it's not flat.


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[Assistant] I saved this comment, this might be my last comment, I saved this one like a couple of weeks ago.


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[Assistant] It's from that paradox. It says I had to skip the whole part where you talked about bananas.


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[Assistant] My earliest memory is of eating mashed bananas in a park with my family. I don't know why but for some reason I threw up the banana after eating it.


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[Assistant] So that's it. That paradox. Thank you. I'm done. All right. I'm done with the comments.


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[Assistant] And we, when I say we, everyone but Absarov had no idea about it either until we watched the preview of it. And after he had done everything, we're just going, what the fuck's with this Chinese dude? He's gonna go somewhere with it.


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[Assistant] Well, here's the thing though, too. We've got a new, by this time here, we've got, uh, the playthrough, which is just, it's, it's another one of those things.


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[Assistant] Even the playthrough's cut. Yea, of course. Right, but it's just cut much, much, much, much less. Differently. Longer, and we'll see, and differently. And we'll see, cause there's one out now. So, if you haven't seen it, check this one out, cause it's got a war. Yea. It's a fucking beautiful game, man.


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[Assistant] You've got month, like I'm not trying, I'm in trying, but I haven't been trying to get like better, but if you're...


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[Assistant] There's fucking zero interaction. Someone else, I didn't have one of the comments, but


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[Assistant] That, uh, that new alpha was at alpha 17. So that was supposed to be out already again. And now it's been postponed. I didn't snip it. Somebody in the comments saying that it was just, it was supposed to be out again. It'd be great to know when it drops because it's really gonna change our map. It is.


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[Assistant] And then we're asking about what are we gonna do? We're asking about, you know, when it does come, are we gonna stay where we're at for a while? Cause you know it's gonna race.


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[Assistant] Was that called Conan Exiles, Fails, and Funny Moments? Yea. Okay, yea, it was, only just, yea, February 6th, 2017. You wanna change the name of it to Dick is Pissed, or? I'll change it right now, man. You want me to?


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[Assistant] I want that kitty cat more than anything. So then we'll get the kitty. We'll put the frog on hold for now. Because of your man.


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[Assistant] You know, why don't you give him a little extra favor tonight? Because he was looking out for you, alright? A little extra.


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[Assistant] Or a wall. Yea, but certain walls. Certain times, like, he was trying to do the barn, and he had to be in a specific spot. It'll get you killed too. And you try and you try and you try and you work.


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[Assistant] I get where they're coming from. Because we can so bitch way too much and then sometimes to compensate for it and we'll be like that episode was a


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[Assistant] Well, we're trained, I even feel it too. So even part of me is trained to be on the defensive, and it's probably just fucking society that we live in. It's like, oh, that seems like it's racist, and I go, well it's not, but that immediately comes to mind, like you shouldn't do that.


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[Assistant] I mean, imagine that if we just unleashed something to say, do, do what we tell you to do, give them whatever limitations, we can tell them.


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[Assistant] The tip is so different in so many different places. Yes. Where I'm from, to give tips to people who are not getting two or three dollars an hour. They're getting paid normal. It's like, hey, you're moving me.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but you give a sample, they have to subscribe, you give a sample, it turns like maybe a quarter of the way and you're like, if you wanna see more, hit the subscribe button, you can get the full 360 rotation, and boom, you're a millionaire.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, I'm back from vacation. I went to Jamaica and this has to do with my Jamaican vacation, which I love the Jamaican people. I love Jamaica. I recommend it to anybody. However, something happened to me on the second to last day there. The kids were kind of sunburnt, you know, like it's out in the sun for a while. Sent them back to the room. Uh, my wife and I decided to go to the adults pool.


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[Assistant] We're at the adult's pool. See, you fucked him up. My wife leaves because she wasn't feeling well. Uh oh. And so I keep drinking and then I don't remember getting out of the pool. The next thing I remember, it's pitch black. I'm on the beach somewhere and I'm throwing up.


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[Assistant] Wha- I blacked out! Oh wow. I have not blacked out since- Since you were in your sorority. Yeah.


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[Assistant] That's dangerous. That's very dangerous. Especially in another country. Yeah. Nice one, Dorales. But there's, like, I guess there's a story to this because like, like, I was wandering about like a specter throughout Jamaica. How was your anus? You're fine? I'm fine. Okay. But apparently I, I...


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[Assistant] You're irresponsible. I was. I was very irresponsible. I was with my kid. My kid saw it all. One of them videotaped it, but then I made her delete it. What?


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[Assistant] 6.30 was when that pool closed. So, so I guess we were drinking a lot before the pool closed. It closes at 6.30?


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[Assistant] I don't know, you're gonna have to contact the older one. What were you drinking? I drank a lot of Red Stripes. By the way, I forgot how delicious Red Stripes is.


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[Assistant] It has kind of a hint of vanilla and molasses too. Anyways, uhm, I was drinking Red Stripe, but then, ah, Kevin. Kevin was his name. The bartender's name was Kevin. I remember that. That's not his real name. Was he Jamaican? He was Jamaican.


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[Assistant] I think here's what happened. I remember there was a group of people at the pool. They were urgently getting more drinks because the pool was closing early.


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[Assistant] It was just like, yeah, hey, let's give a shot to Thicc over there. Another shot.


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[Assistant] Alright, my first comment is from the most recent Guts and Glory video. It's from Grandma. It says, I make a living off escorting.


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[Assistant] We like it that way. Yep. Uh, next comment is from Brittney Johnson. Ooh, Brittney. He says, Haven't seen a Battlefield video in almost 10 months. Missing you guys thinking about how your channel started. Oh well, still love you. Let me address this. I'm working on it. We can all-


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[Assistant] We could do it, but no, like battle loggers is stuff that we, that we did with battle loggers, which yeah, takes a long time to get some of that stuff. Sometimes it was less time, but unfortunately it doesn't do well on our channel anymore. Although we would like to do some more battlefield stuff. I would love to get back in battlefield four and have my phone go off.


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[Assistant] Back into Battlefield 4 and do a Battlefield 4 video, because I had the most fun in that. We played that, we played Battlefield 3, the other stream, like not too long ago, and it was so much fun!


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[Assistant] I mean, would you guys be willing to get into Battlefield 4 or Battlefield 3 and make a video on it? Oh, absolutely. Yeah, sure. I wanna play Hardline. Hardline wasn't bad. I like Hardline. But anyways, Brittany Johnson, thank you so much, uhm, and we'll see what we can do about a Battlefield video.


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[Assistant] Uh, Control All Freak is in here with the next comment, says, I'm 99.9% sure that Larry, that's the guy in the lawn chair with the propane tank, uh, was based off the real life lawn chair Larry. Google that shit if you don't know. On it.


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[Assistant] Well he had the spare. He had the spare. He had the spare. So that was fun. But he didn't think about having maybe a parachute on, just in case.


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[Assistant] I knew an old widowed man who was befriended by a child who they did this with his house.


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[Assistant] My last comment is from Hamoudi. It's from Gordon Ramsey's How to Cook a Perfect Steak video. It says, Rosemary is like weed, but for food. Really? It makes food hungry.


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[Assistant] I don't know what that meant. I have no idea what it means. I've never done weed, I've done rosemary. This is from a Gordon Ramsay video? It's from a Gordon Ramsay video, I put the link in the description. Huh, I have no idea.


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[Assistant] You could. You could. It wouldn't burn. But then once you take it out, put it on the skillet with some butter, just to sear it, get those seasonings going, the juices, and then you've got a perfect steak. I watched this video, I was amazed. I kinda want a sous vide machine. Can you, uh, do a ceviche?


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[Assistant] Let's see, let's move on. Go ahead. Moving on. So those are all my comments. By the way, Jamaica's great. Thank you. Who's next?


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[Assistant] You must be pretty cool. I was planning to murder my...


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[Assistant] We say use protection, we mean a prenup.


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[Assistant] I can sign any print. Signed by my Uncle Dan. That's a lie, I don't have an Uncle Dan.


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[Assistant] It's a mod? Can we include that in what we're doing right now in Ragnarok?


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[Assistant] It's some sort of lavender body wash, but like there's a picture of a jaguar, uh, reading a book on- I like that. Like printed on- I like that. Yeah, it smells delightful. I just like that you said jaguar. Jaguar.


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[Assistant] Freshest comment. I can smell it. That's how fresh it is. Yeah. They didn't flush.


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[Assistant] You mean those paper towels that Trump was throwing out? Those didn't give you electricity?


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[Assistant] I watch some Twitch, uh, and I, and a lot of YouTube, mostly tutorials.


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[Assistant] God, I wish I could remember his name because a friend of mine just shared this with me. I'm gonna pull it up.


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[Assistant] No, no, no, no, no, no, but it's a guy who sorta dissects songs and what makes them great and goes through a lot of really good-


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[Assistant] Uh, Rick Bito's YouTube channel. Rick Bito. B-E-A.


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[Assistant] The nice thing about it is, um, you know, him being a producer, he's able to get ahold of a lot of tracks and isolate them. Okay, let's see what they do on the vocals here. He goes into a lot of music theory and I'm, I can't read music. I don't know a lot about music theory, but it helps me when I'm writing a song and when he's talking about harmonies and how they're harmonizing here and he'll actually go over the chords.


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[Assistant] Yeah, tell us exactly what happened. So what happened to him was he knew he was getting close to 100,000, 100k is the cutoff these days for your channel to actually be verified, to have a little check mark.


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[Assistant] He got an email that looked completely legitimate saying click here to get that started and they got access to his account. So, and that's how they got through all of his other accounts as well.


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[Assistant] Yeah. It's not true. Don't what? No, huh? Yeah. Who's gonna do it?


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[Assistant] Oh great! Cause you spoke first. I won. Good for you. How do you feel about that? It's going on my resume. For what? I don't know. He's building resume, I get it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, if we didn't have arguing, we might have 2500 sub stops.


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[Assistant] Then we're gonna go, then we're gonna go to Scotland, and we're going to drive Chowboys Lamborghini and crash it.


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[Assistant] You know what? We can brag about that. That can be something that we can like, advertise. Yeah. 10% of North Dakota watches us.


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[Assistant] Yep. We like bragging. We can start with that. We started with that Subnautica thing, and now, uh, 10% of North Dakota is subscribed to Niebz Gaming. Fact. Who else has that? No one. Fact.


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[Assistant] I would like to see Duralius vs. Simon in that card memory game. You know how you flip the one card. I'm pretty good at memory. Okay. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I have a challenge. Okay. We should all build a base, a small base, somewhere on the map, far from one another, where we don't have any help with the base, just a small one.


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[Assistant] You gotta go get your shit. You gotta make sure nothing kills you.


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[Assistant] I'll be back shortly. If not, I love all of you. Yay. All right. Well, this one's from, is it Ice Zombie? Is that what it's called?


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[Assistant] Alright, from the same video, Dr. FregensteinMD says, Replace gaming in the channel's name with bitching, and that's what there has been way too much of in the past few months. Right. So Neem's bitching! Oh, yeah.


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[Assistant] But, you know what, there are times though, like, we recorded an arc yesterday, and man, me and Simon,


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[Assistant] Oh, fuck this! Yeah. Well, it's nice to have allies when-


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[Assistant] Of course. That's it. So, heard loud and clear. Alright. This is from the Seven Dates to Die video, uh, should he have dynamite? This is from dutchdiva88. Says, I think everyone should cut Simon some slack.


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[Assistant] He is older than technology itself. I personally think that is amazing that a man Simon's age tries to learn PC gaming and try to keep up with modern technology. Good for you, Simon. Good for you. And then there's a link here.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we should cut him a little bit of slack, but not so much because he's an old man, but because his brain doesn't work in a way that helps him gain. He's good at other things.


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[Assistant] Guys, SimonXOXO, that means hugs and kisses to you. I used to get them from my Aunt Phyllis all the time. That was from your Aunt Phyllis, by the way. Oh, it was from Aunt Phyllis. Yea, she baked you a pie. I love her.


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[Assistant] I'm with you. I would like to do a mode of some sort.


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[Assistant] Uh, the next comment, god I hate, I hate doing this to you Duralius, but just reading it I kind of laughed, is from Katie Brand. And I want to preface this with, I love Duralius with all my heart. But Katie Brand- That's from you or from her? That's from me. I just picked this comment because I kind of chuckled when I-


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[Assistant] I shat in a dream. And I woke up, I'm like, oh my god, I'm certain there's just a big clump of shit in my bed. And there wasn't. Okay, that's good. Thank god.


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[Assistant] Well, I think I've mentioned this before, but whenever I'm in like a phone store, uh, I have my kids go throw on Neve's gaming on all the tablets and phones.


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[Assistant] We played one called Stick Fight that I'm editing right now that was fantastic. That was beautiful.


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[Assistant] It's, it's super simple. And congratulations to Landfall Games. They went over 500, uh, copies sold of that. I'm sorry 500,000? That was Landfall?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I like having an excuse to give strangers blankets with smallpox. Damn, harsh. Wow.


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[Assistant] I'm a traditionalist. You don't want to know what I do for Easter.


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[Assistant] Do you guys have any new channels that you've been watching on YouTube that you'd like to share with our


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[Assistant] Sorry, what were you saying, Nibs? He's looking it up. I've been, I've been watching, well, like the boring stuff that I've been watching is recording revolution, which has to do with like recording music and stuff like that. Cause I like learning stuff and it's, they're short.


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[Assistant] Oh for fuck's sake! Robert set himself ablaze with his own flare! Oh good god, someone help the poor idiot! Oh, you deserve to burn, you confounded dooblally!


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[Assistant] Well that animator though. Pivots. Yeaah, he did great. He did fantastic. Yeaah. Yeaah. Good job buddy. Really loved it when they hugged each other. Yeaah. That's like just the expressions, you know, in the faces and just, he's a young talent.


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[Assistant] And then a lot of people were like, what are you doing? And I'm like, I dunno. Making a video. Making a video, it's a conversation. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Well, can I say something about DRBC007? I went to his channel after.


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[Assistant] Because you know what? He left a comment because he knew that if he didn't spell it out for exactly why he was wrong, Neves would have an answer for it. But there's no answer for it. Because he has the right answer. He was wrong. And this gentleman was right.


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[Assistant] You know, like he's got a friend, Joe, that's like, man, he's smart. He's got all these sayings he does.


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[Assistant] Well, let me ask you a question though. Were, were people really, like, I did not read comments yet from that video. So were people pissed off saying like, oh, we cheated, we did this, we did that. Like what was the-


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[Assistant] I did. So my comments are from last week's commenting on comments. Volganizer HD. And Volganizer says, uh, hopefully this gets read next commenting on comments. Grace, will you marry me?


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[Assistant] Is that a real thing? Yeah, I think so. I think we just, uh, proposed for him. Did that just happen? What do you say, Grace?


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[Assistant] You guys have ruined this proposal. I don't think it's gonna work out, guys.


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[Assistant] But anyway, cool. Thank you very much for the comment. Yeah. Jose GCU says, yes, pizza. Oh no, sorry. What? I read that wrong. Yes, please. But it's PLZZZ. The reason I'm hungry. I want to have pizza. Yes.


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[Assistant] Please do more Spanish. It's hilarious hearing you guys speaking Spanish. Saludos como siempre desde Mexico.


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[Assistant] Bahrain. Bahrain. Bahrain. Bahrain. Bahrain. Bahrain. Bahrain. Bahrain. Bahrain. Bahrain. Bahrain. Bahrain. Bahrain. Bahrain. Bahrain. Bahrain. Bahrain.


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[Assistant] No, that's the thing, you know, but I was younger. Can someone load my gun?


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[Assistant] Mr. Martybum1 says, I have an idea for scrap mechanic. It was on a show called Top Gear in the UK. I've seen that. They took two cars and they put them on top of one another. The bottom car could only steer and the top car had control of the gas and the brakes. Niebz had this idea a while back. I mean,


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[Assistant] Uhm, Amarian Akmal says, Neve should I buy Arc Survival Evolved or Arc Ragnarok? Please, please, please answer. They're together, aren't they?


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[Assistant] Smoke Amnesia Gaming says, so you guys still haven't found an otter for Simon and Arc and still haven't tamed a rock golem and named a Belvedere. What is going on with Niebz Gaming? If you have gaming in your name, you should at least get on your game. Niebz make this happen. And that made me want to go.


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[Assistant] That's a really nice way to say it sucks.


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[Assistant] But Ark has so many different types of threats, non-threats. Yes, Ark has a little bit more going on there, yes.


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[Assistant] Uhm, didn't work. We like a good insult. Yeah.


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[Assistant] In GTA, in GTA, I am the least likely or one of the least likely people to randomly hit people and you and Duralius constantly, oh, punch somebody on accident, even Neebs. No, I do it on purpose. I hardly ever do it.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. And then, uh. Thank god for that intro.


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[Assistant] And that's my favorite story about you, Knight. Is it? Yeah, because, uh, the night I took off to finish a video, being all responsible and such, you guys went to a party.


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[Assistant] But you know, there's gonna be many many maps. There was no snow.


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[Assistant] As far as other new things, I really like that new snow map on, uh, as far as DLC, Battlefield.


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[Assistant] Uhm, as far as other new games, that uh, that Prison Breakout game. I'm excited about that. Yeah, what was it called, A Way Out? A Way Out? A Way Out, that looks neat. If anyone played Brothers, you, you're gonna be more excited about that, because that game was pretty much a work of art.


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[Assistant] It looks like they've got high hopes and, and they aim for the stars with that, you know? Yeah. But that's also the concerning part because usually when that happens, time restrictions make things fall short. Star Citizen. In, in a lot of cases, so I hope that's not the case here.


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[Assistant] Maybe I'm alone here, but uhm, I'm kinda just sick of uhm, you know, the special space suits in all these games. Like, I know there's no other way around it, but I'd imagine it's difficult to be like, okay, we're gonna, this is gonna be different. This one's gonna be different, cause this has been done and done and done.


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[Assistant] I'm almost more, uhm, drawn to want to take down that enemy because that enemy is scarier than almost anything on the planet, across the world.


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[Assistant] I don't know. It's different man. You can't doubt them because they usually recreate themselves in pretty great ways. Like Super Mario Galaxy was mind blowing to me.


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[Assistant] Dan introduces Boss to us, who also watches us now. And they don't game. They don't game.


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[Assistant] As far as I know- They don't have to, we do it. He doesn't game, yeah, we got it covered.


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[Assistant] Because they deserve it. They're, they seem like just genuinely great people.


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[Assistant] Because he stood me up. Yep. Oh, right. A while back. Awkward.


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[Assistant] Kids don't drink. And after, then you were, you gave him a piggyback ride the rest of the night. Yeah, that was, oh yeah.


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[Assistant] If they had only doubled the length of that slide, we're talking, I mean, what was it, 20 feet? It was three seconds to do the slide, I watched it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, registering in your surroundings on the slide, you're at the bottom. That's why I wish it was twice as long because now you're taking it in for at least three more seconds.


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[Assistant] I know. We left early because we had to wake up super early. So otherwise we would have been singing our sing songs.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and he wasn't. He was not kidding. He thought you pushed him aside for you to get by, but in all actuality, and we know this wasn't true, he was like stepping back and you were just like making sure he knew you were there.


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[Assistant] It was a misunderstanding. Later, uh, Corrupt was cool as shit. Corrupt was one of the big boys at Death Row Records, like one of the top two or three guys and, you know, back with Pac and Snoop and all that stuff. Corrupt seen some shit.


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[Assistant] Cool bowling alley too. Yeah. It had like this old wood, there's giant like bookshelves and the only thing that made it feel like a bowling alley were the bowling lanes.


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[Assistant] And yeah, uh, no, uhm, no thieves were taken down, but Thicke and I did help a man push his truck to the side of the road. Yes! Well done. Yes, and- Broke down in traffic, and I'd just like to say this. You had to get off a bus to do this. I did, but yeah, if people- I don't understand why people just sit and watch that shit, and then complain and honk.


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[Assistant] It blows my mind. So, ladies and gentlemen, if you see that happen. So we've all been there. We've broken down. And it sucks. And when people help you get off to the side of the road, then it's so much better. And it's proof that you are a better person than Thicke.


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[Assistant] God. Alright. Enough of that shit.


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[Assistant] Hello Internet. Hello Simon. But hello Internet. I'm the Internet. Oh, is that you?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm constantly arguing with people about things, but I don't want to actually take my phone out and type something in. So if I could just shout a command. Yeah, what's the square root of potato?


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[Assistant] Galahad the green says, Cooter plushies would be cool, but it breaks my heart thinking that y'all have forgotten Big Shirley. Rest in peace, Big Shirley. Never forget! We will never forget Big Shirley.


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[Assistant] Uh, Jacob Folger says, you guys won a space game, then you need to play Star Citizen. You can thank me later. And when was the last time somebody explained to me why we're not playing Star Citizen?


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[Assistant] Sumo Ramdahal says, uh, now this is a shameless plug, but whatever. Uhm, I just watched Simon Make a Paper Airplane with Ketchup. I also subscribe to the Ketchup channel. Ha! What am I doing with my life? And the reason why I brought this up, I actually got a message two weeks before it was on the Tao show.


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[Assistant] I do, I get nervous a lot, but I thought that was funny.


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[Assistant] Yes, exactly. But I did write the guy, the producer back and then he wrote me back saying great cause I sent him a link. So he said I'll show it to him. So I did the, I corrected him in my video. Did you tell him who you were?


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[Assistant] No, this is time number two, but thanks. Anyway, that was it. So we're done with that plug. No more plugs for How To With Ketchup. How To With Ketchup. Until the next one.


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[Assistant] The Hot Giggity says, it's good to tame a quetzal with a tapayara or use the grappling hook on it. Try to get a low level one so it will go down easier than build a platform saddle trap to catch a higher one.


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[Assistant] Yep, observe. But that to me is the next thing that we should, big thing that we should try to get. I want to try it with the grappling hook for sure. Huh. So thank you very much for that. Whittle Salmon, this is my last comment. Whittle Salmon says you guys should play Call of Duty World War II. It would be great to see Simon have a go.


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[Assistant] Added Hilarious or whatever and then keep up the good work. I love you guys. Please bring back the Relation Associates. But World War II, I've heard very shitty things about already.


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[Assistant] You do it. Yeah, I'll do it. Do a whole campaign? Yeah, I mean, I don't know if it's good with the whole time. You just committed yourself. No, but the campaign was fun and I liked it because it's very clear. It's kind of like GTA, but you can't do cinematics, which is good. Which is good. Which is not good. I mean, it's better with cinematics. You have to finish.


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[Assistant] I wanna do VR too, so, doesn't matter, I wanna do that again.


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[Assistant] Of course I can, but I enjoy it. Okay, let's, okay, I enjoy it now for the first hour much more than I ever did. After that I can start to get a little tired of it if we're not progressing in something that I think is fun.


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[Assistant] Kinda the same thing, like I don't wanna work and grind. That's not fun. When do we get to play that again, by the way?


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[Assistant] You're so nice, you're so nice to Duralis, aren't you?


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[Assistant] Why? Because it was over an hour into the playing it. No, because he was so like, you're gonna get it killed, and I said, we'll see, and I swear I said that, and I don't think it ever made the video, but see you buddy.


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[Assistant] Well, thank you. Now, uhm, could have been a lot less fun if you did a shitty job.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I wanna see more of that. Well, I want to do the LA Noir VR even though I don't know much about it. It's like detective shit that you gotta do. Yeah, you don't wanna do that. No, but I can see having fun with talking to these fucking characters. I think you'll hate it. You do have to interact with people.


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[Assistant] It's impressive alone. It is easier, like I played that, uh, the hot fucking, I can never remember the name of that. Red Hot Fuzz.


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[Assistant] Whatever that game is. Super hot. Super hot. Super hot. And, and I can, those controls were, I mean once you get them, you go, okay, I got the controls. I'm not gonna fumble and hit the wrong control. It's all about what you're doing physically. Yep. Cause the buttons get figured out pretty quickly, so.


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[Assistant] Yeah. And it's always fun to have that happen right in the middle of recording. We were down for what, an hour and a half? Yeah, we had to go back and we probably lost about 20 minutes of our riveting conversation.


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[Assistant] I know, it's a wreck. It is a wreck, but guess what? Anthony!


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[Assistant] Good on ya, buddy. It's all for him and this guy, this commenter. What? Irresponsible.


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[Assistant] Alright, so you've heard us talk about the amazing shave that Neebs and Thicke get from the Dollar Shave Club razor. Especially when you use Dr. Carver's shave butter.


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[Assistant] I'm here to tell you about all the other stuff that Dollar Shave Club has to offer you. Like other products for your hair, face, skin, shower, everything you need that has you looking and feeling amazing. And it's all their own original stuff.


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[Assistant] They only use the finest premium ingredients and they deliver it to you just like they do the razors. That means no more annoying trips to the store, cruising up and down the aisles, looking at shelf upon shelf thinking, what the hell is that and what do I do with that?


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[Assistant] Forget it, Dollar Shave Club has you covered for almost everything. Razors, body cleanser, hair gels, and yes, even butt wipes.


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[Assistant] Get yours for just five bucks, exclusively at dollarshaveclub.com slash needs.


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[Assistant] That's Dollar Shave Club dot com slash Neebs. Thank you Dollar Shave Club. Thank you guys.


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[Assistant] Thank you. And you know what? This should be something you should do on the weekends.


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[Assistant] Right. What I need to do is take notes. If I just took notes and let little pros get switched.


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[Assistant] That would be how I would learn. Takes me a long time. Well, you'd have to want to. I want to. I'm gonna start doing it. Today.


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[Assistant] On purpose. Uh huh. Yeah. Shit happens. I also, I've also killed him on purpose. It happens sometimes.


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[Assistant] If I were known for doing like something every once in a while that was bad.


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[Assistant] Like forgetting. Right. You know, just cause it's like your name, I feel like you're getting personally attacked. You feel personally attacked. Oh no, I don't care. I don't care. I think it's just a phone call.


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[Assistant] You know what it is that I don't like about this? I love the fact that you are a hard worker and he's doing so much work and he is the most productive.


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[Assistant] If we were to say in the next situation, if we were to say, hey, continue to do the awesome job you're doing, right? But do us a favor and don't touch, and it's our job to say, don't touch these things. And then we tell them, hey, leave these things. I bet you will, because he's a reasonable man.


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[Assistant] Well, if you're wrong, I'm gonna continue with my way. Can I, can I respond? Yeah, and then I'll respond to you. Okay, my response is...


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[Assistant] I don't really think he's reasonable, but sometimes you have to say shit like that so you can get him to do what you want to fucking be done.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we make a little castle. But we're not gonna go separate then? Maybe not, we'll see what happens.


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[Assistant] No, if we're just three on two, I know I don't have to. That's what I want.


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[Assistant] Who the hell, I mean, who's watched and stuff from 4K now?


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[Assistant] Okay, so you have a 4K TV. I didn't know. This is fucking fancy over here. It's not that fancy, it's pretty fancy.


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[Assistant] That was fun. That's one of those good examples of stuff that I won't learn though, like to drag the body I'll forget every fucking time. It took you a minute, like even that time, you went down there.


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[Assistant] The third time, is it G? The third time I was there.


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[Assistant] We are. I concur. So anyway, we entered into, uh, an affiliate program with Audible. Oh, Audible? Yes, because I think that they're great. Like, I thought it'd be fun if we did like a recommendation. Like, you love Jim Rohn. Yeah. And, uh, I was looking like, alright, what does Jim have on the old Audible? Jim's got some audiobooks on Audible. A ton of stuff. And with- He's been putting out shit for what?


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[Assistant] Yeah, he's passed. Do a little impression right now. Let's see. We got this. You got it, man.


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[Assistant] What's wrong with you? That's not such an inspirational thing. I thought you were gonna say like an anecdote. Well no, he goes into it like, yea. He's into that stuff. Yea.


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[Assistant] Cause we have a URL. And if you were to go to audible trial.com slash needs cast, you can sign up for a 30 day free trial. You can see if you like it. And I thought it'd be fun if we recommended Jim Rohn or.


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[Assistant] So they're, they're really comfortable. They look awful. I'll admit that, but they're really comfortable. It feels like you're barefoot, but not, you know, like if you step on a nail, it won't kill you. It's, it's just nice. So it's comfortable. It's comfortable. You can feel everything underneath your feet, but you just have grip.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's weird. We're getting there. Ever since the eclipse. Is that what did it? I guess. Coincidence. I looked at the eclipse.


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[Assistant] We didn't see it in its totality, so it's not quite the- As far as I'm concerned, I did. No, it wasn't completely done.


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[Assistant] Cause you probably didn't tame yours. I have a border on the screen of brofists. It's like an entire frame of it. You're making that up. I'm not.


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[Assistant] Are we? Oh TMZ? Yeah. Oh. Well she was just there. So what does that tell you?


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[Assistant] She was shoplifting, I was shopping, we left at the same time.


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[Assistant] Before we, uh, get too far, I'd like to point out that Nieves made a, uh, a tea reference. Yeah. Uhm, like steeping. I think we should all recognize that. It was a joke that he slipped in there that I feel was unnoticed for the most part. Is that a tea thing? I'm not a tea guy.


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[Assistant] Speaking of like cinematography and racing, I played The Crew 2 at that Ubisoft event I went to. Uh huh. How was that? It was awesome. Really? I never played the first one. Me neither.


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[Assistant] You can't get out of your car or anything. This is the entire United States.


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[Assistant] And this was pretty easy to do. And you're like, woah. So yeah, it's a different breed for our channel, but uhm, you never know. What ops are good?


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[Assistant] The Burger King games, remember those? Yeah, that's what we were talking about. Oh I know, but I remember I was like looking at speakers, like the one we use for our stream, that amp that we do our voice through when we...


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[Assistant] And, you know, they got all the games in the counter, and I remember seeing a couple of the Burger King games in there. It's like, they probably just didn't know that it was a, like a happy meal prize, pretty much.


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[Assistant] Yeah, these are from uhm, well it was last minute stuff. So these are from that Far Cry 5 extreme video I did.


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[Assistant] That's one of my comments. We can address that. Okay. We'll get to that. But the first comment was,


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[Assistant] In the beginning I was like, have you ever played Far Cry, Far Cry 2, blah, blah, blah. Several people, and that's why I'm bringing this up. This is from Martin Lazano says, you forgot Far Cry Blood Dragon. Yes you did. Yeah, that one was awesome. Because it's DLC, that's why I didn't mention it in the beginning. It's DLC, but it's uhm, I remember watching you play it. Did anybody play that?


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[Assistant] Yeah, but that's why I didn't forget it. It just because it's DLC, I didn't consider it a game.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's, it's cinematography the game. That's what it is. It's really, it is mind-blowing. I mean, I'm sure most people have played it that are listening, but uhm, yeah, the fucking vision.


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[Assistant] Tiktok Gaming, uh, writes, so you late to upload video because you are downloading Far Cry 5, Neebs? Nice. What? Nice. Nice, Neebs. So we weren't putting videos up this week because you were downloading Far Cry 5. Yeah. Nice. It doesn't come out till February, but you were downloading


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[Assistant] Thank you so much. Yeah, me too. Good job on that. Little poppy on the mic because I couldn't find my pop filter. You know, you could take out those pops. Shut up.


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[Assistant] I did a lot. Uhm, okay. Okay, so we can address this. This was, uh, and I'm sure I've seen it, uh, several different ways, several different people. Uh, Trevor Lavick writes, What happened with you guys posting more videos more frequently after the Patreon stuff? Seems like you guys aren't posting nearly as much since then, question mark.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we're, so I mean, that's why I'm taking this opportunity for us to explain again, you know, where we are right now, what's going on.


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[Assistant] So uhm, again, Far Cry 5, this is from Eli Stover, and this kind of addresses what you were starting to bring up. And I stopped you because of this. Okay. I can't get past how that game makes no sense. Where are the feds? Government aid? People? Car insurance? The setting makes no sense. And then he's got an example, I don't, I won't get into that, but uhm, it's a good point. Where's the, where's the government? We don't know.


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[Assistant] So, it might, we don't know, it might be in the story. Could be. They might address it. They would have to. It's the elephant in the room, really.


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[Assistant] So, but uhm, yeaah. We'll wait and see, Eli. We don't know. Uhm, but in the meantime...


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[Assistant] Anyway, uhm, the follow up comment right there from Soham Mestri, okay it was funny but, there's a lot of little periods, the, and then so we're.


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[Assistant] Matt Horvath says, uh, I live in Montana, we don't talk like hillbillies.


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[Assistant] Okay, in all fairness, that Nick Rye guy, the pilot, right? He was cast to talk like a hillbilly. He could be from anywhere. Hillbillies could move to Montana. They've seen it happen.


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[Assistant] There's a huge difference, and uh, my character, the reviewer, which sounds similar to Dalton from Toonstone, he just happens to be a hillbilly.


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[Assistant] I ujabujed a dog last night. What a sweet dog. It was a Belgian, uh.


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[Assistant] It happens a lot. It happened in a lot of comments on this one. Like, a lot of people are like, great work, Abster Owen. I guess our voices are maybe more similar than the rest.


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[Assistant] Australia's. So I'll go, I'll go off with, uh, you know how I like the conflicting comments? Yeah. I've, I've got, um, well one I couldn't find again, but here's one. The Jake Amazing says, raw dog, that motherfucking like button bros because uncle Dora Lingus just hit you with a work of art. Raw dog. Thank you, Jake Amazing. That's very sweet of you to say. And then 11 Lee says, what the fuck you guys doing? Go make more pub G video. I mean, seriously, what the fuck?


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[Assistant] Actually, there was one that was actually kind of fun. I'll admit it.


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[Assistant] It was like a bumper car kind of thing or something. I mean it was stupid. Okay.


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[Assistant] Like, I thought it was fun, I saw it in 3D, and the 3D was awesome. It was really good 3D. Uhm, Sam Jackson's character was very annoying, cause he was just so ridiculously mad at this. Like, that was his mission, that was so stupid.


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[Assistant] Five days ago. Five days ago. I'd love to know how many minutes that is, or hours that, that series, the 60 episodes are total. Cause that's, uh, that's no quick watch. No. If you're gonna watch 16, 20 minute episodes.


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[Assistant] Shit ton of time that you can waste watching that shit if you feel like it. Every now and then I'll pull up one at random. Just like, oh, I'll watch episode 40. Well, whatever. And, uh, that was the last one I watched and it was, uh, it was fucking funny.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, Star Trek Bridge Crew. That was a lot of fun.


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[Assistant] And Valdengroo was at his home.


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[Assistant] And we didn't let him talk because that just was a complication.


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[Assistant] So yeah, once we got that all worked out, we just ended up having a mute engineer.


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[Assistant] And this is, uh, what's nice about you're just always sitting in your chair and you've got your little control station. You can look around at everyone's position where they are in the room and of course in the big wide open, uh, screen in front of you.


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[Assistant] Yeah, uh, I'd love to see an art-like review show with you.


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[Assistant] Pro tip, get some Chef Boyardee and just dump it out of the can into your mouth. The good stuff, Simon.


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[Assistant] It wasn't even close. Well, I have footage. I have footage of what I saw. Shot by Adahop.


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[Assistant] I just had a sliver of sun around the corner, which I thought was amazing. But it's still light out.


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[Assistant] We got a lot of those comments. We're just gonna get slaughtered. Did they know I was coming? Yea, I think that's why they were saying that.


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[Assistant] Right. Is it fun? Because usually every time I see a comment that says play don't starve together, I go, oh, what's that? And I looked up YouTube and I go, ugh, that doesn't look fun. It looks like a Tim Burton.


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[Assistant] It's uhm, you gotta, yeaah. It's like arc, in a way.


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[Assistant] Can we do that? I don't know. I saw a drill that's coming out of the grocery store with Winona Ryder. What? What?


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[Assistant] We pulled the boss fight off the other day if things don't change. We had to commandeer Adahop's computer though. That's right.


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[Assistant] You're like a fucking happy meal. How does this deal with your amp? Oh, I went to the pawn shop and then I saw the somebody pawned. Oh, you saw amps in Burger King games. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Okay. Let's just forget.


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[Assistant] Baklava! I think it's a good time to talk about Bluehost.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but we're starting to bring Rockstar Editor into those, so those are taking a lot longer. I'm on Seven Days to Die, which is really starting to worry me.


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[Assistant] Right, because it's, the game is so grindy, and time sensitive, so you can't just cut big chunks out like you can an arc, because you might miss day seven, or all of a sudden you missed a night, or whatever, so that thing's been kicking my butt.


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[Assistant] And listen, we didn't get the money until like two weeks ago. Right, there was a snafu. A huge delay beyond what we thought. Getting the, uh, the deposit system worked out with Patreon was, cause they used third party vendors.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he happened to be a cattle rancher who found work in Montana. Yeah, exactly, and now reviews games. There's a whole backstory. Yeah, seriously. He also once bought an amplifier at a pawn store where they happened to have Burger King games from previous years. Would you believe it?


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[Assistant] Emshru and I shared comments today, cause we were lazy.


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[Assistant] It was, it was great teamwork. Yes it was. And that's the one that took you two weeks to make, right? Yeah.


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[Assistant] The Flickajot, well this one. Scrap Mechanic, Megazord. Hmm. Oh, that one is an old one.


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[Assistant] It's a gem. Myself as well. So, uh, yeaah, that's the video where we built Megazord and it took three of us to operate it. And this comment is from... It did work.


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[Assistant] Star Rangers, uuuh. That's Absorah's rating system.


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[Assistant] That was so stupid. Exactly. Why does that monkey throw so good? Why wouldn't it? Perfect aim. Perfect aim.


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[Assistant] Don't give us that bullshit. And how do those people that don't talk to each other build such a wall? What? Right. Because they might. I didn't even see it.