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[Assistant] There was actually a huge fire that happened around what is now Haunted Lake. Oh shit. It was a blaze that took out all of the surrounding vegetation of the lake, also some ha- like some little like dwellings that were happening like around the lake, not actual like settlement dwellings. Right, right. But like people that were even camping around there and such, people died, like it was bad.


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[Assistant] And it looked terrifying after this because it's just a bunch of charred, just dead devastation all around it.


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[Assistant] It is, it's really unsettling. Yeah. Uh, but I found this crazy old book from 1895, and it's called The History of Francistown, New Hampshire, from its earliest settlement April 1758 to January 1st, 1891, with a brief geo- geological reference of all the Francistown families.


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[Assistant] It's, it's actually in it, he talks about obviously the town of Francistown, New Hampshire. He goes into the first settlers, the first recorded deaths, the first recorded births, jurors, the first bail.


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[Assistant] All the first things that happen in a town, it's actually really interesting, especially for like history buffs. You just see like the creation of a town. It's cool.


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[Assistant] So it says, there have been several traditions concerning the origin of the name haunted, all showing its early date.


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[Assistant] One is that a fire once raged on its shores so fiercely as to consume every living thing, and only the trunks of the largest trees were left standing, charred, ashy, desolate, and frightful.


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[Assistant] Causing the early surveyors and even the roving Native Americans to turn away in fear and presenting at night an appearance weird, strange, and startling in the extreme.


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[Assistant] No doubt there was this basis, this a basis of fact, and no doubt it tended to confirm the early belief that the place was haunted. So it got it really early on.


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[Assistant] Now, I'm just gonna give you a few instances that I found in this book and in a couple of other areas. In 1741, two men came across each other on their way to the lake to buy land and, you know, settle, do manly things.


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[Assistant] They set up camp right along the edge of Haunted Lake and something dark happened that night that we don't know what happened, but they started to argue and a fight ensued.


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[Assistant] Now in 1753, a team of surveyors came to the lake area to survey land for future farms, and they were going to be there for a few days to complete the job.


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[Assistant] These cha- these chain men were hardly fellows, not accustomed to fear the face of man, but they had some superstition and some alarm at signs- at signs and bad omens, and they could not be persuaded to continue their work, even for another hour.


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[Assistant] Now, the next instance is two fur trappers, sometime before 1780, went up to the haunted lake area to set up what was called trap line circuits. Okay. Uh, these are circuit shaped areas where traps will be hidden for various animals.


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[Assistant] The trapper will walk the circle area and they'll just like go, you know, check the traps as they go.


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[Assistant] Now these two trappers set up two different circus, circus, circuits. One was in the haunted lake area like right next to the lake and like around it, and the other was slightly outside of that area but close enough that they could meet up after camp. So one night,


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[Assistant] They went through their circuits and one of the trappers, the one in the haunted lake circuit, didn't come back to camp.


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[Assistant] The other one went looking for him and came across him dead, completely mauled and there was a giant mountain lion standing over him.


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[Assistant] And where the name Scoby Lake comes from. Okay. A man named David Scoby came from Ireland to New Hampshire and all he wanted was to build a water powered mill on the shores of Haunted Lake.


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[Assistant] So he got to building, and while he was deep in the process, he comes along a dead body.


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[Assistant] Oh. Yep. Randomly on the shores of Haunted Lake, there was a dead body buried in a pretty shallow grave. Not wanna- Could have been either one of those. Okay, okay. They don't know.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't know what good condition the other one would be in and I also, since it seems like it was like skeletonized and it was like a younger guy.


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[Assistant] I don't know why, but it just to me feels like those two guys that got in a fight, one of them would be younger. Or at least both of them maybe.


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[Assistant] But he got, so he got the mill done, and it was up and running, and his sons were working, there was like a whole family affair, everything was going alright.


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[Assistant] But the lake was still showing its displeasure with people pretty consistently.


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[Assistant] That sounds so haunting and just so sad. It's haunting and really sad. Uh, in 1816, another boy named Samuel Allen drowned. In 1824, a man who was 55 years old named Ichabod Gay, he don't drown there. Ichabod is such a crazy awesome name. Ichabod is a real


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[Assistant] And the book also mentioned that the Scoby boys, uh, David's sons who worked for him at the mill, were known to try to scare people around town who came into the vicinity of Haunted Lake, like while they were working at the mill. Yeah. And they would hide in the woods and like groan and scream and try to freak people out.


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[Assistant] But for people who are like, well there you go, that's what that is. It's like, nope. Because the book states, they're very quick to state in the book that Haunted Lake had its name Haunted Lake from the get-go.


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[Assistant] But this entire area, this is the weirdest occurrence and I had to add it in here. This entire area.


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[Assistant] It was like it called to him. Yea, like that year was just a lot of shit. Right. And I don't know if this was it being like, don't build that mill. Yea. Now, May 19th, 1780, it's called the Dark Day.


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[Assistant] This was seen in New England, and for several days leading up to this day, they said that the air, and this is recorded places, that the air felt like it was smoky, and vapors were seen in the air.


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[Assistant] What? Yes, by noon everyone was lighting candles to see it was so dark. By noon! And people legit thought this was fucking end times, like they were like, this is the end of the world, clearly.


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[Assistant] In the streets praying on their knees, screaming out the sins they have done. Well, vegetable matter soot falls from the pitch black sky at noon.


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[Assistant] What is that? And what happened the days leading up to this?


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[Assistant] Maybe, I think they were saying the moon would quote-unquote rise at nine o'clock. And so they were waiting for nine to be like, okay, that's when we're going to get our light. Like it's going to happen and we're all going to feel okay. The moon didn't even come out.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that blew my mind. I had to add that in there. I was like, what? And that is the, the tale of haunted lake, but apparently people still hear those screams today. People have seen like weird, like things that it looks like somebody's walking across the lake.


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[Assistant] Weirdos, lately I've been listening to a lot of, you guessed it, ghost. I've talked about it a lot. I've been listening to a lot of ghost and it's been great. And one reason it's been great to listen to ghost is because I use my Raycon wireless earbuds to do so.


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[Assistant] When I'm at the grocery store just bopping around listening to music because I need music to go to the grocery store. I don't know. Don't judge me. Do you guys do that too? Either way, they stay in your ears. They don't just slip out. I hate that when the earbuds just slip out of your ears. Raycons give you eight hours of playtime and a 32 hour battery life too.


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[Assistant] Raycons are priced just right as well. You get quality audio at half the price of other premium audio brands. It's no wonder Raycon's everyday earbuds have over


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[Assistant] 50,000 five star reviews. One of my favorite things is the earbud tap function where you can just boop tap it to do, to turn it on, to turn it off. It's, it's a nice little quick thing. When somebody goes to say something to you, boop, you can just turn it off.


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[Assistant] There's also noise isolation, which is nice because you don't want to be completely cut off from all sound but sometimes you want like a certain level of


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[Assistant] Completely isolated and I can't hear anybody around me. There's also awareness mode on these where


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[Assistant] If you're talking to someone on the phone and you're using them, it's awesome because it will completely take out all the noise around you so the person can hear you crystal clear. Cause sometimes you know how you're talking to someone and earbuds can make it like


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[Assistant] You can literally hear everybody around that person and everything that's going on around that person, not with Raycons. It'll completely clear out that external noise to make your sound crystal clear.


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[Assistant] I love mine. Like I said, I use it when I exercise a lot and one of my biggest pet peeves with earbuds was that they will slip out of your ear. And I obviously didn't want to use like the wired earbuds or the wired earphones, excuse me, because you end up like pulling those out of the thing. It's just annoying.


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[Assistant] But some of the ones I was getting, the regular earbuds, they would just slip right out. These ones are like boom in your ears and the sound is just so nice. You feel like you're in your own personal concert.


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[Assistant] Or if you're listening to a podcast or an audio book, it's like the person's all around you just talking to you. It's so nice. I love it. And that awareness mode to me is just.


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[Assistant] Chef's kiss. I use it whenever I take a call because it's just nice not to have to be like, okay, hold on, I'll call you back. Cause the person can't hear you.


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[Assistant] Something about, it's, it's that thing. It's wrong. They're big things. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] There is a lot of interesting things there that I think get overshadowed by like the, like night life.


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[Assistant] Please don't. Like I don't, I, what else do you, you're like, okay, I guess I just abandon everything I've ever loved and known so they can fill it with water.


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[Assistant] Like cool, cool, cool, cool. It's so strange, like you've, it was, was it like Lanier that that was the same? It was, whenever you covered these ones and you say that, I'm always like, what the


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[Assistant] Now movement has expanded into blue light glasses that protect your eyes from your screens, minimalist jewelry, and more style essentials that don't break the bank, all designed out of their California headquarters.


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[Assistant] Personally, I got myself the Profile watch in black. It is so sleek. I get so many compliments on it. The amount of times that somebody has asked me, where did you get that watch? And I'm like, it's movement.


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[Assistant] I can't even count. It's great. I love it. I love spreading the word.


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[Assistant] Movement watches have the look and quality of a $400 to $500 watch you're paying for at a department store.


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[Assistant] But cost a fraction of the price because they were built online and own their process from start to finish.


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[Assistant] I've got to spend all day in front of my computer. We are researching, recording, taking meetings on the computer all day. And my Everscroll blue light filtering glasses are a true game changer. It really helps my eye strain and poor sleeping patterns and I love the modern style of the frames. And I get migraines and it really helps to keep those away.


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[Assistant] Like, it's just gonna be like glass. Like really smooth, you're not gonna have to worry about ocean shit. Right, but you do.


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[Assistant] Yeah. You know? And it's like, or did he disappear and he was just somewhere else?


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[Assistant] Yeah, or they killed, they did kill him, but they just put him somewhere else. He doesn't necessarily have to be this one.


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[Assistant] Sounds more like he disappeared because he had to. Yeah, I think the other two are more likely.


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[Assistant] No wonder you guys were requesting that. That was interesting, ominous, fascinating.


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[Assistant] Terrifying. There you go. And phobia inducing.


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[Assistant] I have, yeaah, a couple times. Sorry.


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[Assistant] I don't know. You know, you'd be surprised. Do you actually reach out and ask the guests specifically or does your booking team do that?


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[Assistant] I don't, I never really ask because then if somebody doesn't want to be on the show, I don't want to make it uncomfortable.


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[Assistant] Whatever ruins the show, if, I think if you make your guests too comfortable you might have a problem.


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[Assistant] Oh, I was told it started at two and then I felt I was a little bit late so I was rushing to get down here.


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[Assistant] I guess it's not obvious, but when people see me, they always say, oh my god, you look tired. And I have to say, yeah, no, I'm just wearing makeup, not wearing makeup.


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[Assistant] And that's named after them, the Krasinski's Craisins. And it's really cranberry raisins.


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[Assistant] I was doing a, I was calling into radio stations.


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[Assistant] Kind of rejiggering your, uhm, friendly baseline, maybe, might be a good idea. Knowing who the guests are would be good.


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[Assistant] You know, I don't know, maybe just put it on a, like a knee or, uh, you know, kind of, also you're really leaning back in that chair.


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[Assistant] Well, we'll figure it out. We'll figure it out. You know, my foundation costs are very high.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but even if you have, if you think of them yourself, you write them down on a little card and you put the card on the desk.


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[Assistant] Okay, well, you know, you could have remote cameras, you don't need to.


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[Assistant] Yeah, okay. Alright, yeah, well let's make the announcement then.


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[Assistant] But I think now they've removed that from the bottle. But it's still, as far as I know,


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[Assistant] See, you can't say jaundice to a person who's obviously already sensitive about his, so sensitive about his skin, he wears Boy Chanel.


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[Assistant] Is, right. Is there any chance you'd be interested in calling it Pearl Milling Company, the show?


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[Assistant] No, it's a lot each night. It's a lot of pages of stuff. So I have a teleprompter.


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[Assistant] And I go out there and I do the jokes and then I announce the guest for the night.


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[Assistant] And then we take a commercial break. First guest comes out, another commercial break.


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[Assistant] Uh, at the end of the monologue, first I want you to do 15 minutes of topical jokes.


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[Assistant] I'll sit there like the audience does, like Irma does, the announcer.


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[Assistant] Well, you know, I think what you're, the way you're presenting this information about Bobby,


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[Assistant] Who is you, which is also confusing because you are the host and you're also introducing yourself as the guest.


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[Assistant] Especially if you had something prepared, something very kind to say about how I really felt.


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[Assistant] Well, we have guest bands on the show, and they, someone from that band would sing.


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[Assistant] Can I be honest? Your sister has no rhythm whatsoever. I mean, she can't even clap. Is that a family trait?


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[Assistant] Jimmy Kimmel everybody. And it just gives it a nice little button at the end.


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[Assistant] They're trying to hide their faces because like, they know their wives are gonna see it.


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[Assistant] You guys, I really apologize for the way that I look right now. Uhm, my skin is just not it.


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[Assistant] I mean, I don't really have a good excuse, I'm not even gonna try to gaslight you guys right now, but...


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[Assistant] Sneaky, wanted to work with me again, so I literally rolled out of bed. My daughter is right in there sleeping.


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[Assistant] And I'm here, gonna do an ad for them because I love SeaGeek and I love when they love working with me. So, use code Bobby to get $20 off. Make sure you use that. All caps, Bobby.


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[Assistant] But when you're looking for concert tickets or anything really, they have tickets for every event you could think of. Anything that sells tickets, SeatGeek has tickets for. But when you're searching, look where it's green.


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[Assistant] If it's red, that means it's not a great deal. If it's yellow, that means it's not- it's an okay deal. But green means it's a good deal. Click that, put in my code B-O-B-B-I, all caps, get $20 off, and then SeatGeek's like, oh my gosh.


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[Assistant] They, she's making me money, so we want to give her money. And that's kind of how that works. But thank you guys so much for supporting me. Like, honestly.


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[Assistant] You guys have all changed my life. You continue to change my life, and I'm excited for where things go. And I'm gonna go, uhm, crawl back into bed. But...


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[Assistant] And I'm excited for the episodes you're gonna see in the weeks to come.


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[Assistant] Do you and your sister fight? Oh my god, that was really... Do you guys fight?


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[Assistant] This don't bite. I want a refund from my sister.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I feel like we're, we've always been kind of, we're good.


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[Assistant] No, we're like, we're like, I could call him right now and ask for a favor and he would do it maybe. But he would like, be nice about it.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, he's busy though, he's in school and he's, uhm, he works.


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[Assistant] I'll give you some, but it's not gonna be a good shirt for you. It's a good shirt for like someone like me. What the fuck that mean Bobby? It says I don't fit in here. Exactly.


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[Assistant] Wish that I could walk into a club and just like fit in. Like...


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[Assistant] We take the chicken, we touch it, we put it into a glass bowl, and then we rinse it.


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[Assistant] Okay, you take the chicken, you should rinse it with lemon and vinegar, but we don't have that.


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[Assistant] Okay, you're right. Nothing healthy about this. Yeaah. No, you're right. What is the last one there?


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[Assistant] Okay. So you can put all of those onto it.


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[Assistant] And then you mix it with your hands and you keep pushing past.


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[Assistant] When it feels disgusting, you just like have to keep going. And then you add an egg. Just one egg.


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[Assistant] I just feel like that was deep. What do you mean? It's like two inches.


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[Assistant] You mix it in the trash bags like she's doing right there, that's the exact motion you should do probably. Right? Okay, you do that, take chicken, put it into your oil, and then you, how long do you wait to flip it once it gets brown?


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[Assistant] She just checks that with her hands somehow. Yea, you just put it on her top, see if it's hot. And you're like, that's $3.50.


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[Assistant] Well in my head would I picture kale and spinach? Yes. Like sauteed with, with garlic and salt.


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[Assistant] That sounds good. I'm gonna make that for you. Come over to my house and I'll make you fried tofu.


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[Assistant] You, I guess like, in a sealed document.


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[Assistant] You have to list your, like, children. So he put our kids' names in it and everything. It's sealed, but someone from the court must've...


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[Assistant] And my team tried to like get them to take it down, but it was too late. Everybody was already like talking about it. Cause I, my whole thing about not sharing their names was like...


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[Assistant] I wanted them to like create their own Google search one day, like you know, like it's like I don't want to create that for you and now I'm pissed off because like you can search their names now.


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[Assistant] If you guys are watching this and you're someone who leaves mean comments, stop. No.


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[Assistant] You gon' get remarri- Hopefully. I'm only 26. Why you wanna be married? You don't wanna be married ever.


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[Assistant] Well now I can tell you as someone who's had to get divorced. See what I'm saying? It's a lot of work.


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[Assistant] Thank you. You guys, her name is Ari.


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[Assistant] We're gonna make collard greens next time. She's gonna help me make like a full course. Yeah, yeah. Uh, so yeah, she's great. Also, you have makeup.


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[Assistant] We'll try. Thank you so much for coming today and for-


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[Assistant] And they should, they should know how, like I always hated that I didn't know how to cook. And you didn't even use a recipe.


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[Assistant] So code B-O-B-B-I all caps will get you $20 off of your order, which is really cool. Cause if you got tickets that are like $40, that means they're only $20. If you get tickets that are $120, that means you're going to get the tickets for $100. If you got tickets that are $25, then that means they're going to be $5. That's, that's really good.


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[Assistant] We're just starting now, okay? The really good podcast is going through a rebranding. Ready? Yeah, I'm ready.


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[Assistant] Well I figured you knew how to play tennis, and you do, you said you were on the team. Why?


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[Assistant] Well you do play tennis. What'd you say? You play tennis.


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[Assistant] Name them. Yeah. Serena Williams. Good. Venus Williams.


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[Assistant] Mr. Miyagi's Jackie Chan. What are you talking about? What movie?


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[Assistant] Did you go to college? What? Did you go to college? No. Why?


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[Assistant] It's cause you're not doing it from the little people spot.


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[Assistant] My god, we're playing tennis now! No. Almost.


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[Assistant] This one is an energy drink cause I'm tired. I started a new antidepressant.


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[Assistant] So it can get me hyper. I like your nails. Thank you. Did you paint them yourself?


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[Assistant] So they fell off, so is it like, skin? You painted your skin?


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[Assistant] Hi guys, thank you so much for coming to my podcast today. We're doing a bit of rebranding if you couldn't tell. Uhm.


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[Assistant] Today I'm interviewing another Bobby. I blew him off a few weeks ago. Months. Probably now.


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[Assistant] I have listened to their songs. I don't like regularly turn on the Beatles.


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[Assistant] Why do you think that's an expression or the wind howls? What's howling?


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[Assistant] No, I just want to hear your story. You're walking by a comedy club.


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[Assistant] I have two kids. I don't get a lot of sleep. And I want a depression pill that makes me tired.


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[Assistant] Ha ha ha. They just laugh. And they're not even funny.


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[Assistant] That's also sweet and endearing. It's not funny.


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[Assistant] Yeah, thank you for that. Okay. Geez. I got extensions too.


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[Assistant] Do you think that's funny when you say things like that? What? Do people laugh? If we were sitting with an audience in front of us when people laugh?


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[Assistant] Yeah, so one person laughed because they were giving you a sympathy laugh and then everybody else just joined in because it was contagious.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna play tennis. Okay. That's what I came here for. You're gonna teach me.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but you've been, you've been doing this longer. We don't know how long I have left.


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[Assistant] I could be irrelevant tomorrow. I'm probably already.


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[Assistant] They are true. They're not true. They're true. They're not. They're true. I fall off.


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[Assistant] I am. No you're not! Yes I am. Don't tell me what I'm doing and what I'm not doing.


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[Assistant] Uhm, do you have anything you want to promote? Oh my god, put your shirt back on.


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[Assistant] That's provocative. Please get dressed.


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[Assistant] And uhm, well let's get started today. Yeaah. We're gonna be having a meal together.


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[Assistant] Uhm, so what do you do for a living?


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[Assistant] I don't know what rich people will do. Maybe your kid's like already doing something. He has like a brand or something and you work for it.


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[Assistant] I'm just impressed that you could buy this house.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you'll be impressed. And one year you'll be like, oh okay, that's, she's on track.


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[Assistant] A car, a single car, not 20 cars, but a single car. All the people in here that I employ.


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[Assistant] One of those people that, who was it? Lexi, who was it? That was like a, that's my sister by the way.


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[Assistant] Uhm, he didn't, like, that's not a cool name drop, he didn't reply to me, he didn't, I've never, there's, that's an embarrassing thing to do.


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[Assistant] If you're watching this, Jeffrey, I'm not opposed to you giving me, but I feel like now, he should give me like a million dollars.


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[Assistant] No, I think he gave it to somebody else. But now I feel bad for all the people that I'm letting down when I do giveaways, cause it's like, I'm having to like pick.


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[Assistant] So if you're being bullied, you go to a place for like the kids who are being bullied.


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[Assistant] I need to, I need to breathe into a paper bag, is that what they do?


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[Assistant] Yeaah. I was gonna smoke with you. I thought about it.


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[Assistant] I thought about it. Did you do it? I kept thinking.


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[Assistant] Okay, I don't want to get more high, so I would appreciate you taking that and throwing it far away.


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[Assistant] I don't know. I was already panicking before, so now I'm still panicking.


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[Assistant] Like movies that are like, so sad. That you wanna like, you're just watching it and you're just crying.


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[Assistant] She's in it, and she is like, works for this guy who's quadriplegic.


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[Assistant] And as she falls in love with him, he like, kills himself or something. Yeah, he goes there. She has to go. She thought she could like,


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[Assistant] So he goes to wherever it's legal to do like physician assisted suicide.


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[Assistant] Almost ruined all of my plates for my house. That'd be crazy. Is it good?


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[Assistant] I don't normally like eat chicken by itself. It's kinda weird. I can see myself. My reflection.


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[Assistant] Did you get bullied for it? Is that why you started your program?


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[Assistant] Yeah, like reclaiming your thing you got bullied for.


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[Assistant] So when you buy a kalifa, what's the second word?


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[Assistant] I don't know what I was gonna say. I just, let's change topics.


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[Assistant] Says who? I don't even think that's been studied because it's an impossible study.


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[Assistant] 30 times a day, you don't think that's, you think that's normal?


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[Assistant] I think my whole house is the size of like, a kitchen here.


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[Assistant] Like, inward, and then that side like this.


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[Assistant] No, nothing's happening in my head. You cannot think about things.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it was kind of awkward to do that because there's so many people in this room.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well I thought, what I imagine people who are high like, is like they just don't talk.


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[Assistant] What's your, what's your career, like, path? How did you get to where you are?


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[Assistant] And then say it. Just, you want to really sell it. If ever you want another part in a movie, learn how to sell what you're saying. I'm not even gonna pretend like the food was good.


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[Assistant] You sold the part. I think that actually people are going to watch this and there's going to be rumors that spread. Did people know that Wiz was Bobby's dad?


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[Assistant] Thank you so much. Can I, uh, pick it from outside? Is that how you do it?


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[Assistant] And you can use Segeek to find all these types of tickets to a lot of things like Beyonce, sports, all the, all the fun things.


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[Assistant] Uhm, in a studio when I was filming this episode, so I had to do it right now. Really sorry about that, guys. Uhm, I hope they still work with me again. Use code Boppy.


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[Assistant] Oh, okay, well I've never heard the word podcast in Spanish before.


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[Assistant] That's not my team. No, the guy who just handed it to you. Who's he?


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[Assistant] I don't feel like I was doing anything bad before and money wasn't just coming.


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[Assistant] I can see that. You look like you're 73. How old are you?


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[Assistant] I'll tell you one of the facts that I looked up. Said you like tattoos a lot.


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[Assistant] Did you decide that? You were like, oh I want Mickey Mouse, and I want him to look like this?


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[Assistant] I don't. No, I'm just kidding, I'm really good.


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[Assistant] Nevermind, I take that back. I'm really bad. I can't dance, in all honesty.


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[Assistant] She died, she can't teach me anymore how to say that word. And I also don't really like the meaning of that word. Cause I wouldn't do that.


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[Assistant] He looks like, uhm, the guy from One Direction, like a little bit.


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[Assistant] No, but I want to. In my head, I want to dance. I just don't know how, so I don't do it.


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[Assistant] Probably, if that's what you think. Jay. Jose.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that would be so bad for everyone. I'd be having fun, but no one could tell.


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[Assistant] Oh, look at two of us. Why are people recording you right now? If you're not famous.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you look like someone that people might come up and take stuff from. Like I wouldn't be intimidated.


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[Assistant] I know, so you're not intimidating so people are gonna come rob you.


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[Assistant] Your family? Like your son and your wife?


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[Assistant] Yeah, but you're not my type, like I'm not... not into...


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[Assistant] I'm still young. Yeah, I'm hot. Sorry.


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[Assistant] Don't call me that. Don't call me that ever again.


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[Assistant] I had put blush on, I'm not blushing. There's a difference.


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[Assistant] I drink alcohol, it goes through to my breast milk.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, probably, I think that's probably what happened, so I don't drink a lot of alcohol.


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[Assistant] Yes? Do you need to look up the new CDC recommendations?


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[Assistant] Do I enjoy breastfeeding? No. Like yes, no, yes.


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[Assistant] Give a lot of opinions about breastfeeding for someone without boobs.


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[Assistant] No, that would just be really like weird if that happened. Yeah, like that'd be super awkward, I feel like.


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[Assistant] I was in his music video. People are like, she looks so bored. Having fun.


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[Assistant] I'm a mother of, don't call me that, I'm a mother of two little kids. Do you think I have time to go to the gym?


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[Assistant] I don't know honestly. I don't like working out.


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[Assistant] Okay, it means when you really know a lot of things.


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[Assistant] Okay, uhm, I don't know, what's your definition of smart?


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[Assistant] I spent like three thousand dollars on a plane ticket to come here.


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[Assistant] Then I'm going to give you an invoice for my $3800 flight.


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[Assistant] But only if you don't let me post it. If you let me post it at all, it'll be good. I'll make it back.


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[Assistant] I will be very mad at you if you don't give me the clearance and I'll just post it anyway.


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[Assistant] No, it's like someone the industry selects to thrive.


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[Assistant] Uhm, the industry one day called me. I was at home.


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[Assistant] Uhm, so what happened was I was at home, like a few months ago, and I was just sitting there, and I got a call.


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[Assistant] And, and then I also got a knock at the door at the same time. And they were like, hello, we're the industry.


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[Assistant] And I was like, what does that mean? And they were like, you can't ask any questions. And I was like,


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[Assistant] Okay, and they were like, you're gonna blow up, you just have to follow our lead and give us 78% of your money that you make from this.


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[Assistant] This is them watering me by putting me here doing a podcast with you.


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[Assistant] New demographic. Thank you so much for coming late today. I really appreciated when you did that.


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[Assistant] I am saying bye to you because it's already time for me to catch a flight.


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[Assistant] I have to, I'm so sorry. Uhm, again, thank you guys so much for watching this episode, uh, with, with J Balvin. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] The epic, groundbreaking, genre-changing miniseries created by Steven Spielberg and Tom Hanks in the wake of Saving Private Ryan is two decades old.


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[Assistant] September the 9th, 2001 was the exact date it premiered on HBO. Unfurling 10 intricately plotted episodes upon the viewing public.


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[Assistant] Based on historian Stephen Ambrose's Band of Brothers book, when it's our following the journey of Easy Company, 2nd Battalion of the 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment of the 101st Airborne Division US Army.


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[Assistant] From its inception at bootcamp at Camp Takawa, Georgia.


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[Assistant] All the way to the eagle's nest and the end of the second world war in Europe. The show with its impressive budget of $125 million was at the time of shooting the most expensive in television history.


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[Assistant] And its scope, as a result, is astounding. Forged by the best writers, directors, cinematographers, set designers, hair and makeup artistes and on and on, breathing life into a script that contained over 500 speaking parts.


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[Assistant] Most of which are handed out to a cast of then unknown who undertook an intense 10 month production period surrounded by more than 10,000 extras.


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[Assistant] Band of Brothers has proceeded to become a beloved piece of television, revered around the world for the quality of its acting.


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[Assistant] The audacious historic sweep of narrative and the show's commitment at its heart to honouring the legacy of a fading breed of American heroes. Yet its own journey was no straight line. Within 36 hours of Band of Brothers debut, September the 11th occurred.


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[Assistant] An event which altered the course of global history.


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[Assistant] And while those attacks cast a shadow that initially muted America's reception to the show, Band of Brothers singular brilliance.


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[Assistant] On an annual recurring basis, allowing the show to reinforce their understanding of and gratitude for the generation who pulled the world back from the brink of destruction. I'm amongst them.


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[Assistant] I watch Band of Brothers every year, and I find that every time I watch the series, I notice a new detail. Find a new depth of meaning. A line that passed me by, suddenly resonates as truth.


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[Assistant] Indeed last year, when COVID crippled both my city of birth, Liverpool, England, and my adopted hometown of Manhattan, I sat down with my youngest son Oz, he was 10 then, and we reveled in episode after episode on a nightly basis.


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[Assistant] Against the backdrop of chaos and panic of our present day reality, I wanted my son to immerse himself in something which embodied the idea of American leadership I grew up admiring from afar.


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[Assistant] And Band of Brothers is exactly that. A show filled with empathy, courage, everyday heroism, and the follow me ethos, which is to me, all that's great about this nation.


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[Assistant] There's so much to celebrate about Band of Brothers. And over the next 10 weeks, we will do exactly that.


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[Assistant] We're going to follow the course of the series one episode at a time with the help of the stars, creators, writers, directors and producers who made the series a reality.


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[Assistant] 20 years again, including Damian Lewis, Major Richard Winters, Ron Livingston, Captain Lewis Nixon.


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[Assistant] And Donnie Wohlberg, the soulful second lieutenant, Carwood Lipton.


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[Assistant] For all of us, it's been the wonder of a lifetime to make this podcast series and immerse ourselves in the memory of Easy Company and allow their astonishing feats to live on.


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[Assistant] With the perfect human being to launch this celebratory series, The Gent, who was the show's co-creator, along with Steven Spielberg, he dreamed of bringing Steven Ambrose's Band of Brothers book to life, and then made it real. Producing, writing, directing, and even starring in episode 5.


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[Assistant] As an extra, to help fill out the background of a scene, when my guest picked up the Peabody Award for the series, he talked of quote, the values that have made Band of Brothers soar in the imagination.


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[Assistant] His desire to be true to the stories, the realities, the emotional traumas these men witnessed survived or succumbed to. Thank the old gods and the new, he did.


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[Assistant] And created a vessel that's been so vital in ensuring the greatest generation's legacy would live on in the hearts and minds of TikTok America. It's a joy to welcome Mr. Tom Hanks.


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[Assistant] When did you last watch the show? Cause I'm fascinated. When you do watch it now, what do you see?


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[Assistant] A lot of life, Tom. A lot of life. But I want to start with the genesis of the series. You teamed up with Steven Spielberg on Saving Private Ryan, which won five Oscars in 1999. The film itself, groundbreaking.


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[Assistant] Second World War movies had begun to be shot and released before the war itself had even ended. In 1941, President Roosevelt ordered Hollywood to valorise the war effort, to almost John Wayne heroise the thing. Private Ryan began to strip away that mythology. What made you and Steven Spielberg say, you know what, we want to do more?


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[Assistant] You're like, no, bander brothers. That's the book. What did you see?


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[Assistant] In that narrative when you first read it, what leapt out at you was at the scope of the story that you would then be able to take a viewer all the way from D-Day to Eagle's Nest at the end of the war in Europe, really the essence of the GI experience.


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[Assistant] Reminds me of something that Steven Ambrose said when he was asked, why did he work with you? He said,


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[Assistant] It's because in almost all war movies, before saving Private Ryan,


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[Assistant] When an American gets shot, it's either in the forehead or in the heart, and he's dead.


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[Assistant] When the series launched and you said to try and put this narrative into human terms, quote,


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[Assistant] So it is not just a flickering black and white myth that's on some channel on your cable system, but instead is a palpable story that you yourself might think.


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[Assistant] I spent my whole time watching the show thinking with its everyday heroism and self-sacrifice and I think, oh my god, I could never do any of that.


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[Assistant] September the 11th forever changed America and the world, and the immediacy of war, the unsparing horrors and loss that Band of Brothers contains, it meant the audience's immediate embrace of the series was muted when it initially aired in real time.


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[Assistant] But since then, and this show, the increasing popularity over time, year on year on year, it just seems to have increased exponentially. Tom, how do you understand that in your own mind?


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[Assistant] You talk about everyday heroes, I have to ask you.


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[Assistant] Of my favourite YouTube clips that I watch whenever I feel low.


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[Assistant] Is you winning the Emmy for best miniseries in 2002 and you and Steven brought up Dick Winters to the stage to address the world.


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[Assistant] Dick Winters, who passed away January 2nd 2011, you actually eulogised him at his funeral in Afrata, Pennsylvania, with these words.


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[Assistant] You said when our days run their course, and a man like Dick Winters leaves us, time and providence remind us that human beings can do giant things.


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[Assistant] After that funeral of a great American original, a man you always called the major, you were interviewed and you said, it was life changing to meet a gent like that. Tom, how is it life changing?


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[Assistant] Tom, you spent time with these men. Spears.


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[Assistant] Bitwinters. Carwood Lipton. And I read this recently. In June 2020, there were about 300,000 Second World War veterans still alive. In June 2021,


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[Assistant] There are now just 100,000 Second World War veterans still alive, and the youngest who served are now around the age of 95.


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[Assistant] Did you see this story, the Band of Brothers story, actually getting more important as time goes on, and these heroes are no longer able to tell it themselves? And what do you believe will happen if we lose their narrative in our own consciousness?


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[Assistant] So Tom, last question because you've been incredibly generous.


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[Assistant] I watch Band of Brothers on an annual basis and I know millions of others around the world do too.


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[Assistant] So last question for you. Speak to an audience. A young audience who have not yet watched it. And make the case, Tom. What will they see?


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[Assistant] You knew that, Tom, before you shot, you saw me. You knew I would be one of the millions watching it annually, over and over.


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[Assistant] Thank you for what you've done to honour Easy Company, their sense of duty and their memory, preserving it for the world.


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[Assistant] They're paratroopers. They're supposed to be surrounded.


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[Assistant] There could be no finer way to kick off this series. And how do you follow that up, you might be asking? Well, only with one of Band of Brothers great scene stealers.


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[Assistant] The legendary Ron Livingston, Lewis Nixon himself, to talk through the first episode of the series, Currahee, will discover how he gained insight into his character, through a deep bond with the real Nixon's widow.


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[Assistant] Discuss Herbert Sobel's tyrannical reign over easy company's early days, and learn why it actually helped prepare them for battle.


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[Assistant] And also relive the actor bootcamp the entire cast went through in preparation for the series.


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[Assistant] Make sure you subscribe to HBO's official Band of Brothers podcast wherever you get your podcasts.


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[Assistant] And please rate, review and share. Taking just a few minutes to do those things will help more than we could ever say. And a reminder, as if you needed one, you can stream all of Band of Brothers on HBO Max right now. Follow along, episode to episode, week to week, as we relive that prestige television magic. Until next time.


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[Assistant] And I don't know what it was, brought it up, the guy giving the speech was saying, but you get paid $50 a month more. So that made it a hundred bucks.


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[Assistant] Zoa Energy, our favorite better for you energy drink, has launched a new campaign. Have you seen it? It's packing lots of BDE. BIG. DWANE. ENERGY.


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[Assistant] When you drink Zoa energy drinks, it gives you big Dwayne energy. The swag.


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[Assistant] Many women have it. Danny Garcia, one of Zoa's co-founders, she's got some serious Big Duane energy. Zoa's energy is powered by great taste, electrolytes, BNC, vitamins, zero sugar.


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[Assistant] This is important is going back on the road. We can't get enough of this rock star lifestyle, baby. On Friday, April 19th. That's right. 420 Eve.


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[Assistant] Adam, myself, and Anders are hitting the Hard Rock City Hotel and Casino in Atlantic City, baby, to bring TII Nation another


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[Assistant] If you, if you are a film critic, you absolutely don't want to see my tank.


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[Assistant] No, I don't think we're there yet. I think we're almost, we're almost there.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you're already starting off hot. Yeah, this one comes out April 9th. Oh, ten days. Ten days to go. Wow. Get your tickets now if they're not already sold out.


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[Assistant] My god, ten more days. Have you guys spent time in New Jersey? Yea, I uh, I performed in Atlantic City before.


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[Assistant] We, yeaah, we went to Newark and now we had a good time. That's just right over the... Yeaah, that's... I mean, deep Jersey.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but, but was that guy that we were talking to, did he have Down Syndrome?


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[Assistant] Yeaah, cause he definitely said nork a lot, and I don't know if that's how...


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[Assistant] But Deep Jersey, you've been to Atlantic City already, Adam? Yeah, I've been to Atlantic City a couple times, I think.


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[Assistant] Well, I think it's a little, a little, it could be parts are a little run down, but they got some nice stuff, I think. I think they do. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Uh-huh, of himself. Don't come after me. Sorry, of a wizard. A wizard.


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[Assistant] No, I've never been to Reno. I've never been. Oh, Reno's fuckin' cool, dude.


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[Assistant] How did we walk that one? Dude, I love our show. It was so much fun to just be so dumb on television. It was the best. It was the best. And people thought that we were like super different. And then they hear our podcast and like,


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[Assistant] Yeah, so, so last week we were saying which guy, uhm, if you were to have, if you were to be a, a so famous that you have people, you have guys doing things.


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[Assistant] Uh, like, like how Konya had a chair guy come in, scout a bunch of chairs. Right. Would you, you, you said that you wanted, I wanna dive in a little deeper. Okay. A reader. Alright, this is worth revisiting.


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[Assistant] Oh, okay, we misunderstood. I feel like we're seconds away from AI being able, like you just choosing, you want it to sound, yea, you want it to sound like Morgan Freeman, and Morgan Freeman could just read everything to you.


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[Assistant] Oh, so this is what it boils down to. That's, yeah, okay, so you want to read her, because you've actually told me early on when I just had my son, you were like, hey,


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[Assistant] That makes sense. So the nighttime, I'm, we're just now getting into like a real nighttime ritual because when they're true newborns, they're just kind of asleep all the time. But now, yeah, now we're, now we're, uh, uh, yeah.


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[Assistant] So now we're like, you know, doing the bathing, doing the bottle, and the, and the, yeah, you gotta wash them. Gotta wash them, baby. And then the night time, you know, turning the lights off, getting a little sound machine going, you know. Uh huh. Tucking them in. Oh yeah. We got a little sound machine.


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[Assistant] Dude, that is such a good, that's such a good nickname, like, for, uh, Dyrs, like, going to like a predominantly black high school, and he's just the one white kid in a class.


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[Assistant] Yo, Adam, turn off the fucking rain, the, the rain, the jungle noises that you have going on.


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[Assistant] Well, I'm sorry I did that to you. I do turn on like a white noise, uh, or some kind of noise. I don't know what I did that night, but usually it's a white noise.


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[Assistant] Uh, on the boat, specifically, because you end up early in the morning, you start to hear other boats and people on the shore, and you're just, it's, it's very loud, so.


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[Assistant] Are there many seal, seal attacks? Are there many seal attacks? That attack humans? No, I know, I know a guy that was attacked. Oh shit. Yea, but he was- The floor is yours.


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[Assistant] He was surfing, and then, but he, the seal was like, kind of like, telling him to step off. I think his seal had like his- Step off! His seal kids with him. Sure. And- Oh, pups. They're called pups. Right. And so he just wasn't, because it was in the surf spot that-


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[Assistant] Was breaking? And it's not my story to tell, I kind of forget exactly. It's like a friend of a friend.


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[Assistant] And turns out it was a fucking seal who was so mad at-


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[Assistant] Yeah, undeniably mad at me. So, uh, yeah, they could, they could be, uh, they could be pretty vicious.


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[Assistant] Okay, the fact that yours was listening to this the other day. God, you're so cool, dude. I mean, what? I mean... You have to tap in. I've never once tapped in. I think you would enjoy it. I think it's undeniable. Oh, it's the best. I wouldn't even know...


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[Assistant] How to tap it. Never, if it isn't.


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[Assistant] Beastie Boys radio or Blink-182 radio or Rage Against the Machine radio. I don't even know how to listen to other music.


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[Assistant] Oh, so that, that one is a, yeaah, that's a, I mean, yeaah.


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[Assistant] I don't know this song, but I do want to have a slow, slow pump sesh.


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[Assistant] I thought it was a J-O. No, no, no, having sex, yeaah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'll take that. We're seeing that's Shade. Oh, she, uh, Anna's saying Shade. And by the way, Sadie. How it's, how it's spelled? Is that how it's spelled? Because it looks like Sayde. Or Sadie.


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[Assistant] I like, I like that she's doing her own thing with this name. And it's just saying like, I'm, it's gonna be sexy the way I say it.


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[Assistant] I don't know, somewhere. Is it? S-A-D-E? I don't know, maybe. She's Nigerian-British. It's like when I go to... Oh, okay, so maybe in Nigeria, Sade is just like fucking Jeff or something.


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[Assistant] Okay, his parents named him Seal. His parents, the parents saw him and they're like, that's a seal. That's a seal.


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[Assistant] See, this is why I want someone that reads aloud for me. Adola Samuel. Yea. Idiot. Holy sh-


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[Assistant] Paddington, London, England. Sure, checks out. Okay.


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[Assistant] Like horrific toe fungus. It's gotten on all my toes now. And I have nine, I have like nine and a half toes. And they're all bent and crooked because they've all been broken. They're horrific looking. I look down and I'm like, I look like


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[Assistant] Yeah, uh, I, I was at the psychiatrist, I'm like, what's good with this? And he was just like, it's fine, it like doesn't hurt anything.


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[Assistant] Oh shit. Oh. Uh, so, he essentially was like, it's, if it bothers you, we can do something about it. If it's like a big deal, but it doesn't matter at all.


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[Assistant] Wait a second, it's a cosmetic thing. And I'm like, well my feet are already...


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[Assistant] So fuck em. But that being said, when I look down at them, I look like, if my feet were just poking out of a children's bed,


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[Assistant] I don't know man. How, how often are, are tippy toes rubbing? For real? I, I, not often enough. I don't, I can't remember the last time. And they've, and they haven't, you know, I've been in the same bed with Chloe. The season finale. For, for going on nine years, and, and her toes, chef's kiss. They're great, they're great toes. Okay. You know? My toes? Chloe's got toes. Like,


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[Assistant] If my toes were a movie, it would have the worst Rotten Tomatoes score.


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[Assistant] And there, it's better than ours. It's like, what the fuck? Well, I think once, cause if you're a film critic- Like, Camp Nowhere got a higher score than us? What the fuck? If you, uh, well, it's a pretty fun movie. It is a great movie. But, if you, if you are a film critic, you absolutely don't want to see My Taint.


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[Assistant] But we're not film critics, because we're not fucking dorks. You know what I mean? Film critics are such dorks, dude.


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[Assistant] Well, well, it's a, uh, they've been exposed. It's like kind of a shitty thing. They've been exposed because essentially, uh, they...


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[Assistant] A critic will write a negative review, and then they're syndicated in papers across the country, and then those negative reviews is counted like 15 times, or however many papers he's syndicated in.


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[Assistant] So, it's a fucked up way to do it, and, right, right, these guys are.


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[Assistant] I know, I, I, I, and I think I'm okay with knowing that I'm just never gonna get, if it's a movie that I'm the lead of. Yeah. Yeah, they're gonna.


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[Assistant] They're gonna tomato ya. These critics, they're not, they're not for it. And that's, and that's fine. That's fine. You know, I'm okay with it.


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[Assistant] Can you, I'm looking at the worst ranked blockbusters of all time. Can you guess what?


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[Assistant] And this is on RottenTomatoes.com? Yea.


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[Assistant] Wikiawahwah, I bet Wikiawahwah's on there, dude. It's not.


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[Assistant] It's not. It's an Adam Sandler movie. I'll give you that clue. Oh yeah.


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[Assistant] That's a banger. That's my dad or whatever. It's a banger. By the way, Wild Wild West is number 16 on the list. Okay, so it's up there. 16%, so really good call. Was it, uh, that's my boy.


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[Assistant] That's not that's my boy with who was in that is that. And that's Sam Berg. And by the way, I like all of Sandler's movies, even the ones. Yeah, they're great.


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[Assistant] It's not Zohan. No, it's not Zohan. No, Zohan, dude, Zohan's a banger. Zohan's a banger. I think, yea, you gotta rewatch Zohan.


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[Assistant] It's a brilliant, it's a brilliant film. I'm not saying, we aren't saying this.


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[Assistant] No, I know, we're just saying. I think even the critics could appreciate, and by the way.


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[Assistant] But I've never seen this movie. Alright, well just tell us. I don't wanna shit on every- It's Grown Ups 2. It's Grown Ups 2.


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[Assistant] Okay, I did not see Grown Ups 2. Grown Ups 2. Older now. Followed by Little Falkers. Which is crazy. Oh.


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[Assistant] Dude, you know how you lose, uh, you have one credibility and then there's another credibility.


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[Assistant] Fuck you Rotten Tomatoes. Kiss my dick. Are you fucking crazy?


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[Assistant] I will, I mean, Ron Tomatoes, it's, I mean, they've, they've lost all, all, every credibility. Oh. This, this, they're out the window. The credibility, they're out the window. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Crocodile Dundee too. That is a fucking banger. When he's got the like... That's crazy. That sucks. Go down, go down the top ten list. Go down the top ten list. I bet there's gonna be some... I bet there's gonna be some bangers here.


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[Assistant] I thought it was kinda fun. It was, it was kinda scary. I never saw it. Yeah, we might need to check that out. Let's watch it together.


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[Assistant] We all bring our kids and make them watch this bad movie. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] That wasn't a great movie. It's not great. I saw it. I didn't, I didn't, I didn't love that movie, but also...


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[Assistant] Couples retreat. That's a little late. That's a little late. 2008?


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[Assistant] They were credentials were out the window and cum was on fire, baby. Yeah, yeah, you're not wrong. You're not wrong. The hangover movies were blossoming. Were sprouting. Yeah, like dodgeball.


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[Assistant] No, dude, if dodgeball came out now, it would get a 1% on rotten tomatoes, and it would be critically panned, and also, people would- Twitter would-


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[Assistant] Just shred it. People would be afraid to like it, because it wouldn't be cool to like a dodgeball.


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[Assistant] I would like to blame Vince Carter for that. Vince and Carter.


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[Assistant] By the way, Anthony Edwards dunk the other night? Oh my god, Anthony Edwards.


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[Assistant] He dropped the weight and now he can dunk, dude. Yeah, it was a really cool episode of Black-ish.


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[Assistant] Unfortunately. They really hated these grown-ups movies. I, I kinda thought they were... That's what I'm saying. I mean, I, I don't know if I, uh, truly I don't know if I saw the grown-ups movies, but I, I saw... And this is Sandler, it's Spade, Chris Rock and Kevin James.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they gotta be sorta funny. That's what I'm saying. Oh, for sure. Sandler movies are, I mean, there is at least a billion jokes in it. I mean, the guys are joke machines.


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[Assistant] Dude, people were legit, Matt. I posted the photo saying that it was you, of like that, uh, what, what, was he German, Norwegian? Yeah.


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[Assistant] Norwegian serial killer and, uh, the guy like tortured.


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[Assistant] And Dyrus looks exactly like him. You guys burn churches. And people are like, how dare you post this photo of this guy? And I'm like, I'm saying my friend- I'm making fun of my friend.


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[Assistant] Okay, so, alright, so, we didn't see those movies. I bet they're not great. Yeaah. I guess, uh, Dakota, Dakota Johnson's kind of on a roll of movies that are critically paying, cause I think the, uh, Madame Web came out and people fucking hated it.


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[Assistant] She reminds me of, uh, like an, um, like if Bobby Althoff, that, uh, podcaster, was an actress. Was a real person. Yeah. Okay. Uh huh.


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[Assistant] No, I think her thing, I, I've watched, I actually saw this randomly. I know what you're talking about. She said, it was like she... I gotta watch this Ellen clip.


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[Assistant] We invited Ellen to like her birthday party. Eh, you don't get it.


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[Assistant] And then she was like, ah, I wasn't invited. She's like, you were and you didn't come.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and she's like, aha, and Ellen's trying to like get past it. She's like, why? Why didn't you come? Will you have something better to do? That's a good bet.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but I'm not shitting on Dakota Johnson. I'm like, uh, I also, no one, no one, uh,


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[Assistant] Yeah, pixels. Is it pixels? Is it that? Pixel. Pixel. No, it's not that. Good.


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[Assistant] CGI characters. Okay, give us one.


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[Assistant] Well, I'm, I, I am excited to go back and watch a lot of animated movies with Bo. When he's old enough. In like a, what, a year?


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[Assistant] When do you start watching movies and shit? Three. Three? If you're a good parent. Aw man.


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[Assistant] Immediately. Immediately. Start watching him now. Oh, I gotta wait three years? That sucks. No. Forget the white noise machine, just play fucking movies. Well, he watches a lot of, uh, The Idol. Uhm. Right. The HBO show, uh, Idol, I believe. Yeah, he's a big fan of that one. And he also can't, he can't stop watching. He doesn't know why.


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[Assistant] You're already, that gives you 35% out the gate. You're just tacking percentages on beyond that. Come on.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's, that's crazy. And what, what is the lowest percentage and what is game over man? What is the lowest?


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[Assistant] Mmm, I think we're 22 or something. Mike would be my guess. We're 18. Oh shit, I missed the lowest one. Number one.


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[Assistant] That's crazy. Cause the audience score is 30%, but the.


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[Assistant] Fuck, dude. Oh, I bet, I bet. Yeah, and that is, that is Dyrs's fault. I will say, yeah, uh, that is 100%.


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[Assistant] And so it's your, you are saying it's our director, Kyle Newichak's fault.


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[Assistant] Uh, so, but the blood was every- it truly exploded.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I would love to make that movie with you guys. Like a true, let's just, let's just do a true nineties wacky


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[Assistant] Farce with each other, you know? Yeah, I'd love to do that with you guys.


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[Assistant] I bet that has a low rotten. I love the Fairly Brother movies. I think they're so fucking great. Of course. I mean. Yea, they're hilarious. I mean.


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[Assistant] He, he's made some of the, like the fact that he, Peter Fairley, the fact that he did Green Book, and then...


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[Assistant] Which one is- And then he made the greatest beer, uh, beer run ever, and then went right into Ricky Stanicki.


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[Assistant] Someone really wanted that movie to be made, yea. Why? I don't know, it's Hollywood.


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[Assistant] I don't know, I have not, I have not seen it yet. I'm sure it's, I'm sure it's pretty funny if it's a Fairly, if it's a Peter Fairly movie. He does do a great job.


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[Assistant] Oh, here's, uh, the, uh, the rap wrote a thing two weeks ago about Peter Fairley breaks down the 15 year journey to get Ricky's Taniki made, so. Wow. So, if you, if you wanted to


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[Assistant] Yeaah, you know, he wrote, I guess he wrote it. The writer and director, Till's rap, yeaah.


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[Assistant] Good for him then. It finally saw the light of day. So that's, he's the reason that it gets made, cause Peter Fairley has so much juice, baby. Yea, passion project. And I love that he just goes from like wacky comedy to a academy award winning movie.


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[Assistant] The green, the green book? Was that what it is? Yea. That won an academy award? I believe so.


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[Assistant] They go, they go on that train for a while. They're like, I'm a filmmaker. They become Adam McKay and they're like, I'm making- They get pretentious and they wear weird clothes. Yeah. You wear, you wear weird clothes. Yeah, they, they get eyewear. And no shots fired against Adam McKay, cause I'd love to be in one of his pretentious movies, but uhm. Really? Uh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Not for me. I think it'd be kinda tight.


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[Assistant] Not anymore. He didn't, he didn't do.


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[Assistant] That. Which I think is cool. I think he's just- Who didn't do that? Peter Farrelly. He just made the green book.


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[Assistant] And then immediately was like, and then I'm back on my fun comedy shit.


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[Assistant] I'm back on my comedy shit. I'm on that funny.


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[Assistant] Any take backs, any apologies, any epic slams or giveaways? I would like to, uh,


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[Assistant] Give away a bunch of t-shirts at the Atlantic City gig. Okay. On April 19th, it's coming up.


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[Assistant] I can't wait! It's coming up! I think we're almost sold out. Yep. We have to be, we have to be at this point. I have not checked, but...


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[Assistant] Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot. We're gonna burn that fucking city down, man. But also respect the, uh, establishment. Also, respect the establishment.


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[Assistant] Hard Rock, dude, that's cool. Dude, the Hard Rock Casino? That's sick.


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[Assistant] Uh, Atlantic City? Well maybe, maybe that's just how bodies are, like the kids that are buying Hard Rock t-shirts. Maybe they're just long and lean now.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah. We've talked about spending a thousand dollars on a jacket. Was it eight hundred or? A lot of, a thousand, a thousand dollars on a leather. I thought it was five hundred.


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[Assistant] I think we went, I think we went up to a thousand. I think we did. Oh no. I think we did and we're getting matching letterman jackets.


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[Assistant] They're very, they're very wrong. Okay, yeah.


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[Assistant] I don't remember the soundtrack. I'm excited to hear it for what feels like the first time.


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[Assistant] Opening title. So do you have any take backs, any apologies, any epic slams there, Jersey?


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[Assistant] Sorry, classic plant slam. So this is the song that you're...


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[Assistant] And the woman who was in that movie? Goddamn.


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[Assistant] Okay, crocodile. That's not a knife, this is a knife.


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[Assistant] The confidence, the energy to help you conquer your day. Anyone can have BDE, not only men.


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[Assistant] Caffeine from green tea and green coffee. Bet you didn't know that was a thing. It is.


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[Assistant] That is crazy. It looks like the, uh, the bathroom buddy from Gremlin. It's my tackle box.


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[Assistant] Sorry dude, oh, sorry, sorry. I'm, I just, I don't wanna come, I don't wanna come yet. He says I gotta go under the hood, or does he like go, so, what I'm trying to do here is this and I need to get to this spot.


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[Assistant] You're under some fucking tissue paper. First he's just grinding his dick into the table.


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[Assistant] Yeah man, I need it right across my lap. Have you ever had a doctor uh, rest your dick on their shoulder while they reach for their stethoscope?


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[Assistant] The back and forth lateral, like the lateral movements against the fibers of the muscle.


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[Assistant] I think that, I think, I think that would freak me out more if I had a full on hard on, but then looked over and the dude had a hard on like through his pants.


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[Assistant] No, he said that already. He goes, if I use four fingers, it's in, whatever. Go ahead. Go ahead. Sorry.


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[Assistant] Right. And there's a boner? That takes me out of it suddenly.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, I saw a picture of you with crutches. What's happening?


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[Assistant] Oh, well Supreme, you're slip- Supreme needs to get on that, dude. Yeah, that would be really-


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[Assistant] I feel like that's, how many performers who go to casinos, what do you think the average percentage of money that goes right back into the casinos is?


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[Assistant] Uptown Funko? Dude. I remember the night you guys fell in love with him at the Super Bowl, so yea.


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[Assistant] Little men. Adam likes to roll with little guys to be the big man for a little bit.


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[Assistant] Yeah, what's he worth that he can run up a $50 million tab?


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[Assistant] His estimated worth is 175 million dollars. So not that much, okay.


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[Assistant] Light, light work. Uptown Funk gonna give it to ya. I mean, I will say like...


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[Assistant] To, to owe 50 million dollars, that's a lot of his, like, net worth or whatever.


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[Assistant] It's not like, by the way, even if he like, just goes, here's the 50, he's still doing pretty well.


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[Assistant] And then Uptown Funk's gonna give it to you.


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[Assistant] Oh. Oh. Oh, and Souls of Mischief? Okay.


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[Assistant] And so, Blazer, they'll be there the night before. They'll be pre-gaming. We'll find them.


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[Assistant] Blake, Souls of Mischief, uh, Oakland, is it, are they before your time? Are they before you left the home, the basement?


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[Assistant] Yeah, and you were more hardcore or fizz? Yeah, I was more, I was more.


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[Assistant] The backbone of my comedy is Bizarre Ride 2.


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[Assistant] Uh, I'm just on my Bay Area Oakland hip hop from the early 90's.


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[Assistant] Meh. Mostly, I mean, no, not that song. I will be 100% real and say not that. Uh, Beastie Boys. But it wasn't, it wasn't Eminem? No, I'd never owned an Eminem album. I remember listening to Eminem for the first time.


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[Assistant] When we were doing Workaholics. I was like, I'm gonna listen to these albums.


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[Assistant] Like the talent, the talent is undeniable, but like the target...


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[Assistant] No, the target demographic, no, it's, a lot of like the production is super corny. He knew he was aiming for 10 and 12 year olds and I was already I think 18 or 17 when My Name Is came out.


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[Assistant] You were, you were LRG. It just seemed like, it just seemed like, I don't know. The dudes, he's the fucking man. Like, Stan is an amazing song, right? Sure. Amazing song. Sure. He has amazing songs. The majority of them are fucking corny as fuck.


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[Assistant] Oh, I know who you're talking about. Oh, I don't know. Taryn. Taryn.


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[Assistant] So you can bo- BOTOX. You can start branding Botox for babies. BOTOX.


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[Assistant] You have the face, you have a funny face. Do you not remember this?


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[Assistant] When Taryn Manning met Ray Liotta, she was like, you're an actor.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Botox. Should we do it? The thing that fucks me up is like...


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[Assistant] When women get like the lip line, they get like an artificial lip line, like a lip ridge put in.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so imagine, see where your lip ridge is? Imagine if someone went in and put one above where the color change is. Are you wearing makeup?


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[Assistant] Well, that's why he has it. He's, he's, he's piercing his ears. He's building porches online. It's the time.


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[Assistant] I feel, I feel he would. He's gonna go see Usher live at some point. Like it's, this is just where you start trying to. I would, I would go see Usher live.


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[Assistant] I guess that's probably a cool thing to, to, to say or to feel as an executive when you're finally the person who can buy in the room.


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[Assistant] Or pierce your nipple, which Isaac... Or they give it to you, they go, well, now you can buy it in the ear, here's your ear.


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[Assistant] Cause Todd, Todd rocks. Todd's in bands. Todd's nipples are...


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[Assistant] And Todd is our s- sound engineer. He'd be down. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] You know? I don't know, we can invite people on stage to show their pierced nipples.


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[Assistant] No, that's- You missed out? We're doing that. I dunno.


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[Assistant] I feel like it'd be kind of perfect for gemstones, but alas.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but Blake wants the Picasso or I guess not the Picasso.


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[Assistant] Is it the kind of restaurant that was like very early on with like the Chinese chicken salad as like their exotic dish?


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[Assistant] We'll sit it, we'll sit it right in Kyle's seat. Yo, the banana fosters looks...


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[Assistant] I think that's all I've ever done. I think I came and did house party.


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[Assistant] And that's, that was just the Van Halen singer, uhm. No, but I guess I'm just, I don't know, I'm not like, I don't click with the vibe and the music either, the like, parade stuff.


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[Assistant] Because that has, there's a context to that. They're like, this is the weekend. Everyone's wiling out.


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[Assistant] I remember we talked about this offline, you guys got to go shoot all those alligators.


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[Assistant] Nope. I, I got, I have details on this. You told me they opened up a foot locker and when you went in there...


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[Assistant] And then when you said, can I take some shoes? They said, no, just take the alligator.


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[Assistant] I mean, how big can your house get? You know, like Siroc isn't


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[Assistant] Oh, that, and those, and Blake, I'm glad you touched on the perks. Those are just the perks of being a billionaire. Is that keys? You have keys everywhere.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think it's, I think it's the transportation of hookers. Oh wow.


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[Assistant] Like if, if you, if you uber someone to somewhere else? Oh shit, uh oh.


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[Assistant] What do you think, what do you think the lowest, and this is obviously, this goes without saying, sex trafficking bad. The hilarious question I have is, what is the lowest level of sex trafficking? Like if someone had like a double bicycle, and they like, and they peddle someone around town, as a prostitute,


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[Assistant] You know, when people say patronizing, it's so confusing. Cause it's like, hey, don't patronize me. And it's like, but then when it's a business.


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[Assistant] If you're feeding prostitutes, you're going to jail.


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[Assistant] Blake is also big on obtaining. And recruitment.


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[Assistant] So like the bad guys in like James Bond movies when like they get the girl and they're like, I have a dress for you to put on, right? And they're like,


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[Assistant] Listening to like music from your childhood and being like, I'mma turn this one up. This is a real bumper. And then you realize you cannot play this for your children.


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[Assistant] When I like, I like to obtain the beach.


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[Assistant] I mean they do say two girls, two girls for every boy according to what? Oh. According to who? Oh. Uh, we don't listen to that one. We skip that one.


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[Assistant] To, like, right there, it's like, tube, what, what does that mean, dad? And you're like, I think he wants like...


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[Assistant] I don't even think I've played in that song and that he's brought it up, but like just that statement where it's like two girls for every boy, you're like...


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[Assistant] You know, 30 years ago, you're like, fuck yeah. And now you're like, did the women agree to this? What the hell? Did they, did they sign the consent form?


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[Assistant] Anna, you say rumor has it he was tipped off. Now is this just like the rumor in your Slack with your friends?


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[Assistant] Is the rumor based on a source? Rumor is news now. It's all good. It's all good. I'm sure his lawyers knew ahead of time, says our manager. What'd you know, Isaac? Isaac, that seems like you knew something. Our whole chat


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[Assistant] Yeah, and I'll feel, I'll feel okay about piercing Isaac's nipples unless I look down and see he's got a boner.


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[Assistant] I feel like that's like the place that you get offered like free trips to whenever you do like a thing when they're like, Hey, swag bags here.


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[Assistant] I feel like there were swag bags where you'd look in, there'd be like a card with like a coupon that you could go spend four days in.


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[Assistant] I don't mean to get political, but uh, look, I think the academy, I think uh, my family, but I just want to address the rainforest.


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[Assistant] It seems like we're losing the majority of our rainforest cafes.


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[Assistant] Yes, that's true. Before they're gone, you know, before there's no more rainforest cafes to go to.


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[Assistant] Excitement, lush greenery, uh. Uh, the lush green, the lush greens. Lush greenery. Merch. Um. Merch.


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[Assistant] I kinda, I kinda wanna come down and, uh, be like, yea, I've had similar, similar issues, uh, to Adam. And then...


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[Assistant] Okay, and then, and then now you're not getting it. Yeah.


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[Assistant] So, so then hang on a second, that would be uh, soliciting.


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[Assistant] Follow this is important. What is it? Pod important on Instagram for at pod important for more information. Get your tickets. Blake, are we there yet with the YouTube?


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[Assistant] This is important, is back on the road on Friday, April 19th. That's right, 420 Eve, my fellow stoners. I don't smoke.


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[Assistant] Adam Blake and myself, Anders are hitting the hard rock city hotel and casino in Atlantic city to bring TII nation to another live show.


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[Assistant] Tickets are available now at HardRockHotelAtlanticCity.com or you can go to the link in our bio on our AppHot Important Instagram page. You are so dumb if you don't get your tickets right now because they will sell out hot, hot, hot. Yes points. Come party with us in Atlantic City.


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[Assistant] The group of people, several producers including Tony Toh and


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[Assistant] Meg Lieberman and Tom Hanks and Spielbergs running around the room with a camera in your face. And I was delighted to be there and just observing. I would say perhaps fearless. I didn't have anything to lose. I was game to just try anything.


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[Assistant] They asked me to read for Winters. I read that. I read it with a couple of different actors. Then I came back to read for Nixon a separate time. It would be given enormous numbers of sides. Make sure you could carry it off.


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[Assistant] You didn't have a lot of time to prepare, so it's gonna require working all night to get it done. So when I came into...


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[Assistant] Do Nixon and Winters and Bastogne as Nixon. We started to read the role and Tom just said, you know, no, no, no, you're not Nixon, you're not.


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[Assistant] Hilariously, he did. He got up and we auditioned together and we got halfway through it. He said, get out of here. Go read this. Go read Spears. So he sent me out. He basically wanted me to do it cold. I had about 20 minutes to become familiar with it. They were all waiting.


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[Assistant] And I came back in the room and he said, this is the one. This is the character. Go home, stay up all night again, memorize it, and be here tomorrow with bells on. So that was it.


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[Assistant] Hell purgatory, whatever situation we're in. And then you say, well, I'll make the most of it. I'll enjoy being shot at by a howitzer or by an 88. I'll find that amusing.


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[Assistant] If I've given up my moral right when I signed in, there's a spiritual depth to that or an acceptance of faith. That's the sense I got from him. So I think when I went into the audition, I kind of had that sensibility anyway.


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[Assistant] Well, I would be speculating, but it seems like some of the stories I've heard is that Spears didn't like the way the book talked about his first wife.


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[Assistant] There was a characterization in the book that he felt was incorrect called her a widow and she wasn't a widow. He had a son by this woman named Robert. Perhaps the other thing is the ideas of war crimes that were being thrown around.


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[Assistant] Why would you want your kids to know that part of your dark history? So, don't interview. When he sent his son Robert the book, he said, take these with a pinch of salt. There's gonna be stories in there.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it was easy to fall into the role. Constantly being in uniform, we did live firefights, right, where we had rounds and we went out and we were attacked by role players and it was cold and noisy and...


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[Assistant] One of the nights when it kind of dropped in, we had stayed up all night and the offices got together and got our maps out and we started.


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[Assistant] Plotting a position to find something that Cat and Di had put on a map for us, so we had to learn due north versus north. So as we're doing that, I'm watching Nixon and Winters and quietly withdrew from the rest of them and just started observing them.


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[Assistant] And at some point, I was able to just simply offer a suggestion. It turned out to be absolutely correct when we were a little bit lost.


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[Assistant] And it was just a random event, but the way it fell out, it helped me really feel at that moment that I was playing this role.


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[Assistant] Well, I had this wonderful occasion. I called up Dale right before we started shooting. And I said, Dale, can I have a beer with you at the pub? And he's like, yeah.


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[Assistant] And so he met me and I said, how am I going to do this? I started having doubts and he said, you've already done it. You're already there. Just soldier.


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[Assistant] He's like, you are the essence. Just don't doubt it and then you won't lose the essence. Just remember your training. And that was incredibly helpful. So anytime I had a doubt, I had somewhere to put it. It was in the hands of this form of Dale Dye and that conversation we had over a pint.


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[Assistant] But I did for a long time. I did for a long time. As far as preparing for the role, I had the luxury after we did our bootcamp, the first episode I was not in.


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[Assistant] I decided to retrace as many of his steps as I could to go to Marmalon and to the Ardan and went to Foy and ending up at the Eagle's Nest, the Alderhorst. I went all the way. I wanted to see the fireplace that had been chipped off where all the soldiers had used the butt of their M1s to take a piece of that.


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[Assistant] Fireplace in the Octagon of the Alderhorst. It was fascinating to go to all the museums to see the multiple faiths of nationalities of people that were joined in memoriam, the cemeteries that stretched from Bracourt Manor to Bastogne to Khoi to Noviola.


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[Assistant] Another thing about Spears that points to him being sort of a interested observer of the situation he was in and which was, hey, here's a candelabra. Here's a, uh,


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[Assistant] I was just reading, uh, recently there were some bodies and they were frozen in best stone and 88 observation team and there was a very nice pair of binoculars. So, well, he doesn't need them anymore. I'll take those.


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[Assistant] You're transported in time. The only thing that breaks that up is seeing, uh, someone say action or seeing a crew. What's it like? The set builders, the designers, there's people that are so meticulous about every detail, the thread on fabric, on clothing, and you know, they create this world that easily transports. It makes your job so easy.


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[Assistant] And then all you have to do is empathize and have respect for every aspect of why your character does what they do. So you gotta develop a system of believing why they believe what they believe.


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[Assistant] Oh no, it's, every time it's emotional. Every time it's exciting. You never know what's gonna happen. An adrenaline rush the whole time.


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[Assistant] What a moment. That's a pinnacle scene. That was really almost a point of focus up until that point. I was focusing on that scene.


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[Assistant] For months until we shot it. Every day I was focused on that scene because it's a pinnacle.


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[Assistant] ...element in the entire series. Whether it's Dyke or Blythe, you have the natural need in us to run.