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[Assistant] And yet I think what I'm trying to say is that sometimes you should just slightly fight that urge.


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[Assistant] There's one more thing, can I just, I'm sorry, because it's just a statsy thing. There's a study in Denmark in the 1970s, and there was a group of pathologists who wanted to try and work out how many people were wandering around with cancer that they didn't know about.


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[Assistant] So what they did is they had 77 women. So these women had died very recently from, uh, things like heart attacks or car crashes.


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[Assistant] And I don't know, what do you, like, what do you think? How many of them had cancer? Maybe one? Like maybe two in 77? Actually...


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[Assistant] About a quarter of these women had abnormalities that would have counted as either cancerous or precancerous diagnosis had it been discovered while they were alive.


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[Assistant] So they, they've repeated these studies, right, for thyroid cancer, for prostate cancer, and for breast cancer again. And the best estimates, I mean, so the numbers are a bit lower, quite a bit lower actually, but the best estimates are that between about two and seven percent of us at any time are wandering around with cancer in our body that we have no idea about. And that doesn't mean


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[Assistant] That we've got this really scary thing, this epidemic, that all these people are gonna die, right? Doesn't mean that at all.


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[Assistant] Actually it means the opposite, that in fact, quite often, cancer will sit in your body.


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[Assistant] And not trouble you for your entire life, right? There are some times that cancer is so slow growing.


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[Assistant] But you will be dead from something else way, way, way before it will end up causing you trouble. And if you are going in there and cutting out every single one of these slow-growing cancers, you know, in the neck, if in the case of thyroid cancer, in, you know, in the prostate, uhm, you know, or, or, you know, or in the breast,


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[Assistant] Actually, you're, you're not saving anybody's lives and sometimes it's just better to fight that urge.


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[Assistant] There's a survey where uhm, they asked cancer patients if they would have a chemotherapy that was unlikely to prolong their life.


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[Assistant] The numbers were, uhm, the most common answer was I would have chemo even if it gave me a 0.1% chance of prolonging my life.


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[Assistant] And then they asked oncologists, then they asked the people who actually are the ones giving out these treatments. And for them, the most common answer was, I wouldn't have it unless there was over a 50% chance of it working.


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[Assistant] And I do, I do think that's pretty extraordinary actually, that there's, there's such a gap.


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[Assistant] Uhm, there is a one in ten chance that it will come back, although that was a single number that they gave me and I suspect that it decays over time. I haven't, I haven't got the curve.


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[Assistant] This perspective on, on what's important and how, how life is, uh, something to be enjoyed.


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[Assistant] Yeah, attack me. Why are you so dumb?


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[Assistant] It's okay sweetie, you made a, you made a mistake. It's not alright. It's not alright.


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[Assistant] It is fun to watch videos of people getting kicked off a plane though. When they're just like, no, I'm not moving. I'm not moving. I paid for my ticket. I'm not moving.


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[Assistant] Yeah, there's some details to figure out, but it's definitely like a card-based, you know, whether some can be used during the day. We all have a certain amount of cards.


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[Assistant] I mean, listen, it depends on how we're gonna structure it. So, like, the first thought I had was...


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[Assistant] And we've changed it since this first thought was a case of where


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[Assistant] You get dealt a card for the day and one for the night. Like it's a random card that affects your day or your night. From a deck. So you're thinking a lot of cards. I was thinking you had like just a couple.


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[Assistant] You don't get dealt another seven cards until you've used all seven of the first. So it's like you might have a shit one in there. One that penalizes you. Right, of course. I mean that could be a


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[Assistant] It's an easy night, yea, use a crap card. And the order of which we decide to use them is going to affect probably maybe our decision in some way. Like if, say Simon plays a particular card, we're going to have to randomize that order too.


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[Assistant] When, when we play em. Because if I hear Simon use this card that does this and that, that might be the best time for me to use this card.


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[Assistant] We're gonna learn a lot here. We're gonna figure it out. I've got a lot of work to do here. When we brought it up on streams, I remember the first time it ever came up. It might have been the first time it popped in my head.


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[Assistant] And maybe there's a card that, one that you can choose who you switch bases with, or another that's randomized.


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[Assistant] Oh, of course, you're right. But that's kind of the fun of the... There should be a rotation that you have to maybe stick to? I don't know. But if we like spun a wheel...


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[Assistant] That showed the order, like however we reveal the order each night, it's like another little minigame within the game.


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[Assistant] Or whatever that randomizes it every night. It's just another little, you know, layer to the game. Because, you know, there's gonna be a lot of shit. Gotta go first.


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[Assistant] I thought it'd be nice if something did affect your day. In some way.


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[Assistant] And like, the, the day cards, I didn't picture as many as what the night cards would be. Like, day cards would potentially be, uhm, you can't, yeaah, you can't use your vehicle today.


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[Assistant] It's a perfect example of how you can have two versions of that card. One where you affect someone else by playing it.


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[Assistant] You could be in Simon's base and be destroying his base.


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[Assistant] What do you, what do you guys think? Okay, so when you're out there, you guys hearing this idea, those who haven't and those who have, if you have any ideas, um, throw them down there in the comments because...


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Man, there's some, there's a lot of room for...


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[Assistant] I didn't want to play scorched earth. And right now, uhm, it looks like Fun Pimps are saying, uh, I mean, it just says Alpha 22 is going to be 2024.


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[Assistant] So that doesn't help. No, yeaah. You know. But it also looks like, uhm, yeaah, the big change in that is the, uhm, the armors and the... The character models. The character models is a huge one. It doesn't look like they're going with the bandits on this alpha.


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[Assistant] I don't want to play a test version. I missed what you were talking about at first.


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[Assistant] I know. Yeah, cut him off, really. Made him write. I talked to him. Called. On occasion. He'll pop him a discord. Okay, then nevermind. He's getting his... He's getting his drip.


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[Assistant] Cane and his cats. We'll get to see him in August. Yes, he'll be on the live show. That's gonna be great.


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[Assistant] 3000 days, no fucking joke. Isn't that crazy? Yeah.


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[Assistant] Maybe you should just learn a co- I mean, you know how to say it, but like, do you mind if I practice my Spanish?


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[Assistant] They need to accept, you just gotta accept it across the board and be like, oh yeah, it's from that country. We'll accept that as well.


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[Assistant] They just gotta accept what they're getting out of your mouth. You're getting a mutt.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but nobody heard about the 3000 days and congrats.


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[Assistant] Man, I got a buddy downtown when he's drunk, he'll start speaking in Russian.


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[Assistant] Yeah, to just anyone, man, like he's such a nut when he starts kind of like getting pass outy, you know? It's time. He just thinks, are you trying to start?


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[Assistant] Yeah, and nobody can communicate with him. You just kinda know exactly where, uh, where he's at. Yeah, that's an odd thing to bust out. It is. Like, I'm getting drunk, time to switch to Russian. He can speak a few languages. He's hammered though, like so.


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[Assistant] So, it's just funny. Like, who you talking to, dude?


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[Assistant] That's really smart of Duolingo to do, to like add that incentive and that fun, you know, communal, community side of it. Yeah, to gamify it. That's fun. For sure.


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[Assistant] But it's a nice little foundation to get you just, I dunno, a little bit more confident in the core of the language.


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[Assistant] I met Bert Kreischer last night. Who's that?


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, Tom Segura's boy, uhm. Where'd you meet him? Well, I, I took my, cause last night just felt amazing. It was a nice, nice...


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[Assistant] Subtle. Oh yeah, weather was beautiful. It was, it was perfect. And I was like, I jumped on my bike and I went downtown and met up with Bobby and some friends and stuff like that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he performed at Dead Grow Comedy on Tuesday night. Sold out like immediately, right?


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[Assistant] It didn't even make sense that he, you know, he snuck it in for whatever reason. I think Astechia tried to get tickets and they were immediately sold out. Oh yea, we were both looking for him and it did crash the site so I gave up on that shit. But I was biking past Dead Crow and they've got like nice big windows in the front and I saw


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[Assistant] I just looked in, there's Bert Kreischer at the bar, and then I saw, like, uhm, there was probably three or four people around him.


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[Assistant] No shit. Yeah, so I was like, oh, I'm gonna go in and get a drink. You know, grab a drink on my way. And uhm, he looked like just exhausted. And I guess he had stayed and, uh, was watching Improv Night there.


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[Assistant] You know what I mean? His bus was parked out front. And uhm, yeaah, he was just, I don't know, for whatever reason, had that little break in his tour, had another night. I guess he was walking around downtown yesterday, went to like, Barbary Coast and stuff like that, but uh.


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[Assistant] I said, hey, yeah, hey, I missed your show. Good to meet you. My dad's name was Bert. That's all I got for you. That was also very nice. He seemed sweet. He was really, uh, nice with the peeps and stuff, but yeah, that was it. That's good. Got to meet him. Didn't get to see him, but yeah, Tom Segura is like clearly the, he's a funny one.


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[Assistant] Like when we saw Bargazzi, uhm, you knew that stuff was gonna be on his next special.


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[Assistant] So, uh, yeaah, it's always kinda fun to, I dunno, see how it's evolved maybe. Comedians like to run stuff by us first. They do. Right. They do.


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[Assistant] Big eyes, yeaah. So big eyes, looks like a cartoon character. But not the big eyes from, you know, when I think big eyes now you say that. No, different big eyes. Another big eyes? She's not a known big guy, so I don't know. A new big eyes?


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[Assistant] Huge eyes. But baby Billy's in it. Baby Billy. Ah, I love that. Cool, good for him. He's entertaining as fuck.


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[Assistant] He make money? Nah, he can't make money from that because it's not his character.


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[Assistant] All these regurgitated, recycled ideas that have existed and with the amount of like good content story wise that has existed in the video game world, why not tap anyway?


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[Assistant] The one with the little robot box and


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[Assistant] Well, if you like Halo a lot, I kind of have heard


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[Assistant] The vibe is the same as the book did. I could have swore I don't remember the jokes, but in Dungeons and Dragons, there was at least one or two times I was like, did they see Duralius?


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[Assistant] Right? Like, I don't remember what the gags were. Oh, you know what? But like, I would never rule that out as a possibility for writers and shit. No, not at all. Like, if you're a nerd and you write like fans and shit, like, I don't remember what it was, I'd have to re-watch it, but I was like,


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[Assistant] And yeah, the angle of which their relationship seems to, uhm, I don't know, inspire...


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[Assistant] Uh, what they become, like, it just seems like an, yeah, the trailer did, it was a, it was an impressive trailer. Yeah, it's just a good trailer, it made me intrigued.


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[Assistant] I watched a documentary about her, I forget what it's called, but like a few years back, about the old gogs. The saga gaga.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, and uh, yeaah. I might have brought this up before, but she eeeeh. To me, she came across a bit of...


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[Assistant] I don't know, kind of a diva-like. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I don't know, just kinda, kinda douchey. Yea, a little slight douchey. Yea, and we're, but look at fuckin'...


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[Assistant] You see, uhm, and hear stories about, and not like I know her, but, but from friends that, that, uh, toured and opened up for Taylor Swift, you know, my gossip friends that were in Gloriana, who couldn't vouch for how sweet she was.


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[Assistant] Like, you know, if Taylor Swift can be still nice and not a douche. Like Gaga can too, you know what I mean?


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[Assistant] The concept's great. I've been thinking about it. I was actually thinking about that.


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[Assistant] Earlier, I still, I liked that that came out. I still prefer Lethal Company.


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[Assistant] All edited in camera. In camera editing. We called One Take Wonders. And we shot a bunch of those and this is that. This is that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's an interesting concept. Yeah. Bravo to them for...


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[Assistant] The thing that was outside of a little bit of a graphical upgrade was the emotes. Uhm, and they kinda sucked. The dances? Yeaah, I mean, the emotes. None of us were really, really happy with any of them. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, that was a good idea. Happy to get a couple of those.


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[Assistant] Well that's interesting considering we haven't heard much.


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[Assistant] What the big question is, everyone wants to know is, what does that new forge look like?


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[Assistant] That's wool, yea. And that, that, uh, piece of wood across the front of the bench, no longer put up by a drunk person. Straight? Yea, it's straight across now.


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[Assistant] Oh, wow, no. The drop? Yeah, so this is the drop. I don't, I don't know. Now it looks like a, like from, from, uh, what was that, uh, the alien bug movie? Which one? The one where- Star Trooper?


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[Assistant] That looks like starship troopers. It kinda looks like a starship trooper thing.


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[Assistant] How would you feel, uhm, going through-


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[Assistant] Get the babies. Kinda like Conan stuff there. Maybe. Maybe.


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[Assistant] The direction you are walking, uh, you can sprint in.


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[Assistant] And that would, like, a lot of people are upset right now, aren't they?


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[Assistant] That'd be the greatest gift for all those that put all that time in. Yeah. It's probably just a tech nightmare there. I would imagine. Yeah, especially with that directional running and sprinting.


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[Assistant] Oh, please. Yeah, me too. And now, ARK 2 is slated for? Question mark. End of October. End of October.


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[Assistant] We know it's being worked on, but god, who knows when it's gonna pop off. Now man, talk about, those are night and day as far as like, technical accomplishments.


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[Assistant] The amount of moving parts in a GTA versus ARC. And a lot's going on in ARC. Yeah. Don't get me wrong, but man.


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[Assistant] One of eventually, uh, you'll be able to, to, you know how like people are just, um,


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[Assistant] Make me a Drake song or stuff like that and...


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[Assistant] And it's happening, all that stuff, if down the road they'd be like, make me this particular game.


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[Assistant] I like that. I like because, you know, sometimes all it takes is just one little ingredient that no one ever like thought of and it's just like a game changer.


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[Assistant] Think about it. Like, cause you know, sometimes you like a little bit of a sweeter sauce. Raisins would do it. They would. Chop up a little raisins. Or not even chop them up, just throw them in there.


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[Assistant] It's gonna get really tough to gage, uh, where to go eat because...


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[Assistant] Yeah, you got it all, food court. Yeah, it's like there's not even a question of where you're gonna go eat tonight, like pfft. Yeah, we're just gonna go to food court.


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[Assistant] Corn pops and lasagna. But good soups. I love good soups and we are in soup season now officially. We are. We're crawling there, yea.


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[Assistant] He doesn't, he's like, I am out, uh, done. It's, uhm, questions, food wise. We'll stay on this food real quick. You just got back from a trip, Neebs. Uh huh. What was your favorite meal on the trip? Oh god, or at least one of them. At least one of them. Cause one of them has to stick out a little bit.


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[Assistant] Am I gonna have some drinks? Cause what's the, when it's on the spoons of stuff, the...


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[Assistant] It's a bunch of little portions, but it's like- The tapas? No.


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[Assistant] Raw fish marinated in lime or lemon juice often with oil, onions, peppers, and seasonings sometimes. Just cook it. Just cook it. Damn. You're a sushi fan.


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[Assistant] So, no favorite meal? Just all so good.


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[Assistant] Like I can eat anything. I've got an example for that. This last weekend I uhm, I was at Lowe's Foods and I brought home a couple pizzas and one stuck out and it was a cheeseburger pizza, right? We've seen cheeseburger pizzas.


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[Assistant] But on the, on the box it said, with french fry crust. What?


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[Assistant] I was intrigued. Of course. I was intrigued. Sorry. Brought it home as a good thick pizza, and I tell you what, the cheeseburger-y flavors that was going on, they were, they were good.


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[Assistant] The crust was a little bit thick and I'm like looking at the outside. Of course gotta see what's going on here.


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[Assistant] It was just normal crust, but, uh, my girl did see, every now and then you'd see a little piece of potato.


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[Assistant] Absolutely could work. Southern Benedict is a big thing and I love Eggs Benedict. It's my favorite breakfast food and southern one is just, it's, you know, you got the biscuit and gravy shit. Oh. The sushi instead of rice is just biscuit.


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[Assistant] Well, one of his bags that he brought, uhm, was full of just sawmill food.


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[Assistant] Oh, gotcha. I was curious off, just in case. Yeah, alright.


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[Assistant] Uhm, so on that tip, brings up something interesting this weekend. Obviously we've seen the news and the horrible shit going on, uhm, between Israel and Palestine.


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[Assistant] Uhm, my girl, uh, gets a call, what day did that start? Saturday or Sunday morning. I'm confused now. I can't quite remember and I see her like sit up in bed just


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[Assistant] At attention, like, oh shit kind of stuff. It was her father calling from New York and he was totally rattled, crying the whole thing. Her mother is on a trip with her friend. They had just gotten to Israel. Oh shit. That day.


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[Assistant] And uh, she, her mother like broke off to do one of those trips. Like it was on a bus, hour and a half drive away and they turned around immediately and.


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[Assistant] Of course, uhm, a girl's freaking out just understandably because that was a hell of an attack. And then all the hostages and what not.


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[Assistant] And I heard her when she, finally her mom called back.


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[Assistant] Like immediately. No shit, yeaah, yeaah. Uhm. Call everybody. Alright, everyone back in the boat. Yeaah. And they're getting the fuck out of here. Heading to Cyprus a little early. Jesus. But uhm, that was pretty nuts to hear. But then her, just her, her mom's pretty badass. But like, you know, just.


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[Assistant] Sweet and not affected by. Yeaah. She kidnapped one of them. Yeaah, exactly. It's coming with me. But the timing of it, of course, um, like her dad was like super concerned about just going to that


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[Assistant] So many hostages taken, and it's multi- breach, like all over the place, a well coordinated Hamas attack.


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[Assistant] And uhm, so now the, you know, the response and all that shit, but it's total madness.


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[Assistant] Your average person just being in that region at that time, you'd be so uneasy. You know? Yeah. Fucking nuts. She was on cruise mode. She was on cruise mode.


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[Assistant] Where'd you go? Where was the test kitchen? It's on the ship. It was on the ship. Yeaah. They've got a test kitchen on the ship. It's one of those extras.


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[Assistant] Man, you'd hate France, wouldn't you?


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[Assistant] Sure. And it's gonna vary by region, I'm sure. Like, you were in Spain, like, siesta exists there. Well, I didn't see any of that. I gotcha. Okay.


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[Assistant] I saw it when I was on the Marine Corps, and it was fucking crazy. The first day I went out on the town of Rhoda, which is by the, um, the base we were at, uh, I forget what time of the day it was, it was the middle of the day, maybe 2pm or something, and, um, the town's a ghost town. Everyone's taking their little sleepies. Everyone's taking one now.


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[Assistant] They stop drinking tea to have tea time. Right. I think you need to stop. Keep a thermos with you. There you go. Thermos. Yeah. Tea's great.


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[Assistant] See, my fingers come together and like, I can scoop things and I can wash it later. Put your mouth down there, suck it up.


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[Assistant] Well the scoops, they've got the, the, the, the flowing ruffly stuff, that's gonna deny you a lot, cause some's gonna get under. I don't need a ruffle, yea.


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[Assistant] The world's getting crazy. It'd be a crazy backyard, wouldn't it? All rocking chair trees around?


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[Assistant] The worms just bend space and time. It is like an exit. This solar system is probably an exit they all pass anyway. Man, stop with that shit one. Bad bathrooms.


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[Assistant] And you will have seen, or if you watched it, the first episode this past Saturday.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Yeaah. But what a great time, like an, an audio, uhm. Treat. A treat.


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[Assistant] Not to mention if someone's dead, they're out of communication entirely. That could be mid-sentence.


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[Assistant] In that, and this is kind of spoilers, but for those who listen to the podcast, whatever. Uhm, and I knew something was at the ship.


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[Assistant] You know what I mean? After hearing you die in the ship. He was our ship boy. So it's like, I'm walking back with all those nerves. Like, what the fuck killed him in the ship? Yeah, it changed the game. All that was very effective.


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[Assistant] Each scenario is unique, like, it feels like a fresh, I dunno, you know? I'm sure, as you said, you've played it more than the rest of us have.


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[Assistant] There's a big difference of the fear factor when you're within.


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[Assistant] The buildings? Yeaah. Versus outside?


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[Assistant] What was happening? I didn't understand. Like I'm just now curious if you could still be using your walkie when you get hauled off if you're still alive. True. To be saying I'm getting hauled the fuck off.


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[Assistant] You'd hope it would deter them, a gun, you'd hope. And you can buy a shovel? See, we've only played the three.


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[Assistant] It makes me think of what AAA entity is gonna come around now and try to create something like that with great graphics, you know. Just copycat it.


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[Assistant] Playable it is. I think I accept it more in this because there's so much less to do like with menus wise and stuff.


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[Assistant] Oh, you're closer. Yeah, oh, you're talking BLIP. I thought you were talking VR.


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[Assistant] Yeah, because like in this, the simplicity of it, as you were using the computer on the ship and stuff like that, you'd be doing that with your real fingers, typing in shit likely, and that's all very doable.


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[Assistant] So I was looking at what the game changer I think for me and a lot of people in the VR realm is the uhm, the movement. You know, like, I think it's a deterrent.


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[Assistant] For some people like the whole, I forget what they even call it when you do the quick turn option.


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[Assistant] Just the teleport shit. So like, I've been looking at these that are starting to become, yeaah, been looking at the ones that are becoming available and looking into them and they're becoming more affordable. Like, the uhm, the workout that can come


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[Assistant] Alright, we gotta leave ya. So these are poppin' out there. This one's called the Virtuix Omni. I don't know, I just took a screenshot of it when I was looking at some video of it.


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[Assistant] So, once you feel comfortable and safe on this and, and like, it transitions over,


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[Assistant] And then now, like, add in, you know, normally, uhm, all these headsets have their different controllers for your hands that read your fingers, but like, when you bring in, if you're playing like a modern warfare, you have the prop gun and you're, now you're in it. And all the straps, the sensors.


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[Assistant] It's just they're tapping it into the existing control.


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[Assistant] Did anyone else wanna guess? Well now with the, ooh, I wanna, I wanna- This is this one particular one I brought up. Alright. By OmniOne. Okay. Four grand is what that one is.


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[Assistant] Three grand. Uh, it's, this one's introductory price is 25.95. Oh, man. Okay. That was pretty good guess, Names. I won!


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[Assistant] Oh, in it, which the company says, which includes both the treadmill and a Pico VR headset.


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[Assistant] I've never heard of the Pico. I haven't either, so. Huh, it's available for pre-order, that one. I'm not, I'm not endorsing this product, everyone. Right, yeah, yeah. It's the one I saw. I'm looking at it. Yeah.


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[Assistant] If we were in our 20s, we might be able to retain that. No, I mean, I can still retain it, but it's just, we only play it once a week. Conan should, uh, if you get like a master something bench, it should just erase the other bench.


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[Assistant] Throwback, a game I never played, since we're talking about gaming, and maybe no one gives a shit. And I don't know if you've ever played this, Apsro, but...


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[Assistant] It popped up all, uh, I guess remastered on Switch. I was like, this could be something. The Super Mario RPG.


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[Assistant] I mean, I played about an hour last night. Nice. You know, every now and then it's good to throw in a, for people who like role-playing games. It's like, it's not gonna be Baldur's Gate complexity. No, God. It's the very basic of it, but like, you know, uhm, they're smart with things like your attack, you know, when you get


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[Assistant] You got your hit points and then you got, you're in a battle. Now you're in the battle screen.


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[Assistant] And you are standing on one side and the enemies are on the other side. You know, typical old school RPG shit.


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[Assistant] I had no interest in getting Mario Wonder. I'm sure it's fun. It's the new Mario games.


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[Assistant] But, uh, so yea, new Mario, and you know, they don't mess around with those. You know, they've gotta have some, something new and exciting within that formula.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't know what's different. I mean, if anything, maybe they're getting more complicated in ways.


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[Assistant] You know, and I'm like, oh shit, he's doing it all himself. He's the, uh, of the day, the, um, Anthony, what's, who was the mocap?


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[Assistant] Yeaah, the transitions you showed us earlier are very nice.


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[Assistant] And, uh, yeah, I finally, we watched, uh, not to go up, but like, uh, as far as long, cause it's a good comparison, finally saw Oppenheimer.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. 3 hours of uh, great movie. I need to see it. Performance wise and everything like, and you can tell that Chris Nolan knows the subject matter he's dealing with.


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[Assistant] And needs the scenes to move. Being a three hour thing, you know what I mean? Yeaah. You don't feel the drag. Did you say that, Absurah?


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[Assistant] Make it more a same subject matter. Robert Downey Jr. in that.


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[Assistant] Famous picture, like, well, famous, famous, it was pretty fascinating, but like, I think it was fucking, um,


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[Assistant] Just brain farting though, but the lead singer of, uh, Rolling Stones. Oh, Mick Jagger. Jagger, in Charlotte.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean for sure. Uhm, I don't know how.


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[Assistant] And I was genuinely curious and started listening to, uh, you know, if you go on like iTunes you can get little samples of all the songs. Like I didn't buy it or anything. I was like,


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[Assistant] You like it? Pretty good? Sounds really good. It was like, it didn't sound like the dreaded old band that had their heyday.


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[Assistant] Their style of rock and roll is timeless.


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[Assistant] I had a maiden voyage with my vehicle on the way back from Amarillo Thanksgiving evening and I did for the first time ever 100% did the autopilot.


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[Assistant] The whole way. The whole trip. Well, okay, so I stopped it when I was a little over halfway. I was like on between Jacksonville and Wilmington.


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[Assistant] And I stopped it because uhm, I don't know, something annoyed me. I just want to take back over. But the first 45 minutes or so, 50 minutes.


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[Assistant] Just last night, trying to watch, uh, Monday Night Football after I left, uh, Tab, like, Bobby's Bar. Uhm, I came home at halftime to watch the second half of the game. And I was like, okay, this is on ABC, which I don't have. Or, uh, ESPN, which I didn't have.


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[Assistant] And YouTube TV? And YouTube TV, underneath it, is like, it was, it came up and I did like this trial, which lasted like 20 minutes, which is also batshit crazy.


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[Assistant] The free trial was like 20 minutes. Like, well, we know how images work. Like, what are you showing me that's...


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[Assistant] Or something was like really high, but it had all these channels underneath that helm. So it's like the war of the...


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[Assistant] And not just sports, the fact that they have the sports in there, but it was all these other channels that cover everything. They are like the new, they're trying to become the new cable.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, exactly. I can see all the tricks. I'm glad you switched back, thank you. Well good. Yeah, worked out just fine. I'm glad your craft didn't get exposed. Yeah, uhm, then after that... How did you do the nose thing though?


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[Assistant] Took his nose. Yea, I took it, I put it right back on. Right back.


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[Assistant] So, uhm. Like previous story was? Cause this is what? This is a five, right? Or is it a three? Three. I wanna try two.


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[Assistant] If this would be impressive if the internet could find that particular thing.


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[Assistant] Baldur's, did you search in specifically Baldur's Gate 3? Honestly, Teddy Bear the way he spelled Baldur's Gate 3. I thought it was just a game and that you got reminded because you said bear.


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[Assistant] Do you make animation? No. Did you misunderstand what I said? Maybe, maybe I misspoke.


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[Assistant] Redubbing, yeaah. Man, I've been listening to, uh,


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[Assistant] Joe Rogan? Bad lip reading. Oh, they're, YouTube came up with some of their stuff. They're just great. They do so many different things. And that, you know, it's one of those things where you just go like, Oh, that's brilliantly simple. And they were also phenomenal at it. Yeah. Not realizing they did a lot of movies and watching like a high school musical, you know, like bad lip reading. And I'm just like, this is like a great, like, you know,


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[Assistant] All old ass shit that I'm just like going, I didn't even know this was around. I just watched the football stuff. But anyway, I always thought it would be fun too to like voiceover and do something with cutscenes.


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[Assistant] So anyway, I, I started to think, oh, you know, you can have some fun with ripping off the bad lip reading thing with the cut scenes, but I was like, oh, and then it just popped in my head something about it'd be fun to switch up the speak. So you want to keep the story exactly the same, but you know, change it to urban speak.


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[Assistant] If that makes sense. Like in my head, I started, I don't know how I got to the point where I was just like, you know,


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[Assistant] It kind of has to be really opposite. I'm like, what, what game? I started to look at some games and then all of a sudden Hogwarts Legacy popped up and I was just like, I'm going to watch, there's like eight hours of cutscenes and I'm going to watch the beginning scene.


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[Assistant] Alright, so then I, then I took the dialogue from that beginning scene and I put it into chat GBT. I wish I was better prepared for this, but they're speaking very eloquently and very offensively. Oh yea, they're British, they're British. Yes, yes, everything.


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[Assistant] Did it urban. And I'm like, this would be fucking really fun.


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[Assistant] If we, if we voiced it over. But you don't want to write it.


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[Assistant] I wanted to use the AI, the AI came up with, came up with stuff that was really good. I want to use AI as the launching pad to what gets written, because there were like lines in there that I'm like, I'm keeping that line, that line's a great end.


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[Assistant] Simon, can you pay for it? I don't know. I just signed up for free and I did find it.


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[Assistant] I said, can you translate the message like, I'm eating dinner.


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[Assistant] In an hour, you know, can we meet up later this evening to talk about our finances into urban slang talk? That was my first, like, experiment. Just to test the AI. And what is it going to think urban slang talk is? You know, I didn't know. And the results were?


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[Assistant] In about an hour, I'll be grubbin' on dinner. You down to link up later tonight and chat about our money situation? Hit me up. You know? So I'm just like, okay, this is good work.


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[Assistant] So, so then I went to, alright, so now I'm going to specifically-


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[Assistant] It's a pity we didn't have a bit more time to spend on spellcasting. I presume you've been practicing the spells we've worked on. And then it went with, uh,


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[Assistant] Man, it's a shame we couldn't clock in some more hours for spellcasting. I'm guessing you've been putting in the work on the spells we've been grinding on, right?


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[Assistant] One of the ones I'll try to get to. Give us a good one. This would, I would, I would use this line. I just wanted to hear you do it with an accent, but that's alright.


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[Assistant] Okay, you wanna hear me do an accent? Yes. No doubt. It's for real.


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[Assistant] None of the other staff at Hogwarts have ever wrapped their heads around someone getting in so late. You're breaking boundaries, my friend.


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[Assistant] Professor Fig is not only an exceptional speaker, he's also a remarkable intuitive and a gifted wizard. Okay. And then this is, this is what it came up with. I'm not going to do any, Professor Fig ain't just some top notch talker. He's also got the sixth sense locked down and is a wizard with some serious flair. Dude's the whole magical package.


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[Assistant] Because any file can have viruses, trojans, worms, and keyloggers.


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[Assistant] And in case you didn't know, because I didn't, a keylogger is a computer program that records every keystroke made by a computer user, especially in order to get your passwords.


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[Assistant] The idea wasn't, hey, we're gonna have AI create all this stuff. I just kinda did. I'm like, the idea is still, we can write it.


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[Assistant] Alright, so I have a translation in redneck of- Oh boy. Of which line? Of Professor Fig is not only an exceptional speaker, he's also a remarkable, intuitive, and a gifted wizard. Okay. Well let me tell you, Professor Fig ain't just good with words.


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[Assistant] That's pretty quality. He ain't just good with words. He's got this real knack for figuring things out. And he's a darn skilled wizard too.


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[Assistant] Uh, like, you know, that Professor Fig dude ain't just, like, talking good. He's also, uh, real good at, like, knowing stuff and he's like,


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[Assistant] So, so now this, this changed to a much better idea. I would be, I'd be cool with, uh, yeaah, getting the basics, but, uh, change it to idiot. It's Hogwarts, Hogwarts legacy. Idiot is more fun.


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[Assistant] I'm curious, I will play soon-ish.


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[Assistant] Just charm. I was the adorable idiot like 20 years ago. I was adorable.


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[Assistant] I bet you that, I bet you they're so different than they were


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[Assistant] Two and a half, no? No, no, no, it's, it's one of those things. It is really, it is a really fun game, but it does, yeah, we've talked about it so much about like the event and it being annoying and it is. Let me just say this.


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[Assistant] There are times where I feel like, I'm like, oh, okay, yeah, I can control here. And then immediately you go, oh no, this is not working.


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[Assistant] Yeah, like, I think, didn't we play it like in the very beginning?


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[Assistant] That's what I was thinking. So it gives you that option. You want him though. But you have to manage, but he does have to manage him. That's one less thing to have fun with. Which I understand. I didn't know that that was part of your struggles or your, like, slight frustration. That's a fun thing.


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[Assistant] I'll do that sometimes, and that's sometimes the only way I feel comfortable. Especially in like GTA, I cannot drive. I can drive with a mouse and keyboard, but I much prefer a controller. That's the only thing I prefer the controller for, is driving.


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[Assistant] Yes, cause I can't, yeah, cause I can't shoot with a controller.


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[Assistant] They're just roleplaying it. Yeah, they're roleplaying it, so they're being really serious. So you tell me that you're watching a cop and a cop's gonna say, license and registration please. The whole thing. Yeah, all of it. They'll take them to jail.


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[Assistant] And I didn't know that you can, uh, that you could take somebody to jail and actually go in there. So this is all severely modded servers. It's not just, I didn't know that it was like that.


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[Assistant] Well, couldn't you, well, if you gotta take, I get taken the character seriously and I get, okay, somebody wants to be a cop and they're a straight-laced cop. What about me wanting to be a cop that has, I have a dark side. I'm a cop, but I, but my personality is I like, I like to break the rules.


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[Assistant] And that's not a news story. Yeah, my uncle and his son, and they weren't, they wasn't really an uncle, just front of the family, but they were fascinated with like, come to find out his son was two fire trucks.


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[Assistant] My character would be very, very impatient.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's kind of fun. And then how do people like know that you're not, you know, like-


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[Assistant] That's good question. Yeah, but anyway, yeah.


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[Assistant] If we can't get viral then, I mean, because the GTA just needs


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[Assistant] You know, aren't they saying it's just going to be another couple years?


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[Assistant] Right, so maybe a year and a couple of months.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I can't wait to hear what their, their NPCs say in this one. Yeah. Yeah. You know, cause they had some really fun lines in that last one. You know, you're upping it up. Usually their writing is pretty soft.


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[Assistant] You guys is great. Yeaah. They see it. They see it. Listen.


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[Assistant] You have a great week and make sure that you, uh, try a new sandwich.


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[Assistant] He's got his tassels taken out. Okay. You guys wanna play Nintendo?


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[Assistant] Cause, uh, Apsro was here two days ago and he probably was already.


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[Assistant] What are the odds that you don't have? Anyway, loser, loser. Um, so we're going to talk about arc aberration, arc aberration and moving forward in arc aberration and later on probably moving forward with, you know, obvious life, life. Exactly.


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[Assistant] What people like about it and what I don't mind is, so far we're continuing to get our ass handed to us.


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[Assistant] And people seem to enjoy that, and I don't mind that at all, but I would like to have a fighting chance.


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[Assistant] We just run out like a, like a crazy person. Mankies. That's what you say. Mankies.


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[Assistant] It's supposed to be at the top of the waterfall according to needs.


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[Assistant] It scares me when we're in a place that I think that you're helpless. And I'm like, you meaning Absro. And I'm like, if he doesn't, if he doesn't feel like there's any hope, what am I doing here?


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[Assistant] Right, cause I guess I put all my whatever level up or Ingrams in speed, is that how that works or is it just, I don't even remember.


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[Assistant] Knowing how the points work and how you level up and do shit in different games, yeaah. Cause in Ark, we've been playing, I didn't have to even think about that. I was given absolutely everything. It's been like a year and a half since I've actually done anything in that game.


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[Assistant] And round of two. It's fun. Well, I learned a very important lesson in seven days that I didn't realize. And I'm like, how the fuck does everyone have so much health?


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[Assistant] Yeah, what do you mean, snails? Uh, for the last...


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[Assistant] Six months, I've been doing like the hobos too, but all the other times that we've played, I never knew that. My health now is 230 I think.


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[Assistant] Hey, listen, is it really that bad?


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[Assistant] As long as I have somebody that I can ask, uh, 11 to 12 dozen times.


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[Assistant] If we knew what the specific questions were, I betcha I at least googled them and tried a video or two. Just finding the right one. God, there's a lot of shitty videos out there.


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[Assistant] Oh, do we even say why Dora wasn't here? Or even Daddy wasn't, he's out of here.


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[Assistant] We just found out he was coming, we were like, oh, he'll be back. Like on our calendar, it's, there's a black line that goes like, all right, door's gone. And it goes all the way up to Wednesday. Today's Thursday. Today's Thursday. We're like, oh, that must mean the line signifies. That's how I interpreted it.


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[Assistant] Why wouldn't you? Yeah. But then, no, I'll be back Saturday! Who drew this line? Who did?


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[Assistant] Good for him, I've seen some pictures, he looks like he's having a nice time. Uhm, so, so Aberration, I think that we should be back, because I'm convinced that if, if this new guy


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[Assistant] Alright, which we really like. He was at the show too, I never got to meet him.


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[Assistant] You really missed out. It was a good moment. Of sure. But I think that you guys should take over and continue that if you were to be, you know, tag team a series. Continue what? Aberration.


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[Assistant] We'll find something. But, uh, well, I'm just saying, aberration, people like it. They do.


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[Assistant] Now here's my next question about it. It seems like it's really small. The only areas that we seem to go to are just right around us, and I guess we can't get far because we're dying because of the threats.


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[Assistant] So we just, have we ever tried to just see how far we could go beyond the things that are awful?


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[Assistant] Well, I'm hoping that ARK 2, cause ARK 2 is supposed to be coming out in the next, this year, right? It's not announced. Who knows? I mean, yeaah, they've said this


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[Assistant] I think it's fun. I really like it.


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[Assistant] It's actually, I really like it, but it is, it is, uh, known as being redneck-y.


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[Assistant] Okay. We had our, uh, was that our first like official community meetup?


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[Assistant] Myrtle Beach? Yeah? Yeah, it brought back a lot of old memories. Yeah, it was pretty awesome. Uh, Thick, he, uh, he left, I don't know if it was day, day, uh, night one or two, but it was like, oh, I guess he's gone. And then he left with like a few people and went to a,


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[Assistant] Titty bar. I've never been to a strip club in Myrtle, but if you're gonna go, Myrtle's a place.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. It'd be fun if we can, you know, make a video out of it.


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[Assistant] I didn't join a league, I might have signed up for one that might start in a month or so. That sounds like you joined up. Yeah, no, she got me to sign, she's like, you know, there's no commitment, just if you sign in, at least you don't have to be put on a waiting list. And I said, no commitment, you got me. Signed in my name.


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[Assistant] But, uh, yeaah, it's fun. You know, we did that, uh,


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[Assistant] Was it a couple of, just, just a couple of days after they had passed, right? Or maybe even the very next day. But it ended up being this fucking great.


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[Assistant] I had a great time that night. Yeah, it was a great night. Everyone was just hanging out, just having beers, having a good fucking time. And then I saw a video yesterday.


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[Assistant] Tony, I don't know if it was there. You saw it. I never saw this video before. It's so fucking impressive. The fact that it was video taped and fucking there's thick. He fucking over, he threw this fucking, it was an east wing, I know the hammer, east wing hatchet rather.


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[Assistant] A big heavy fight, one of the heavy ones, and he fucking threw it, and the handle stuck into the wood, right at like, very close to the bullseye too. So he overdid it, but he overdid it perfect, and the metal from the handle punched through the cushion, and fucking stuck into the wood.


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[Assistant] He's like, look at this motherfucker. And it was just great. And knowing that, and I appreciate it so much more just cause I've thrown axes a few times recently and I love throwing axes. So now I'm like, holy shit, I'll play for the rest of my life. I'll never have a handle stick the way that happened.


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[Assistant] The knives, I threw the knives once, somebody was there and I'm like, oh, you mind if I do it? Uh, I was the same as I was with the knives, with the axes. And you're a natural at throwing shit, Abstro, so I knew you'd be good.


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[Assistant] Just gotta not care. It's fun, yeah. That's what it is, isn't it? But you let it get in your head like Dora is on his sixth axe that he's bought in the last six weeks. He's buying a new axe every time. It's a fun little game and toys that he's buying.


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[Assistant] He was, he's the only person that's beat me the last four times we played and he beat me at the end of the night. He fuckin', he played great.


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[Assistant] Feel like a man. Yeah, why not just stick it. Yeah, what's his uh, what was the guy that, that came to visit from Australia? I'm forgetting his name. Ben? Mmhm. Fuckin', he was so annoyed that...


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[Assistant] Whatever it is, their safety, I would think it wouldn't be, they wouldn't have safety regulations as much as they do. And he's like, you guys are nuts, which in that bar, it is kind of crazy.


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[Assistant] On the axe, you can kill somebody because there's nobody saying step here, it's just a line on the ground that says be careful.


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[Assistant] Everyone's drinking. So Ben's like fucking at home. He's like, I've thrown axes at home. You know that first of all, rule number one, you can't drink. He's like, you can't have any alcohol. You can't go there and have anything to drink. And then...


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[Assistant] They have like 20 feet between anyone, so. Really? Yeaah. He's like, it's so far away. He's like, the way you guys do it, you're fucking nuts. And I'm like, yep.


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[Assistant] That's crazy. I saw something the other day that looked fake, but I guess it could be real in Australia. It's like you had to jog with a helmet.


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[Assistant] Gotta get him good with him. I thought crows were the only fuckin' birds that did that. I didn't know magpies can recognize your face and track you like a spy.


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[Assistant] Uh, you know, we could, we could save it for later. Okay. We could do it on the stream. Way to keep the people hanging. Well, I mean, do you want to taste it? Have you had any of it? I mean, they're not going to spoil between now and dinner. No, but I'm saying, do we want to share our experience here with punching into microphones?


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's a staple. I'm assuming it's something similar to a cheese puff.


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[Assistant] That's what a lot of, uh, I don't know, different countries like chicken and liver and like different flavors are just...


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[Assistant] Really super, super light, like, yea chicken soup.


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[Assistant] Simon will, I bet. No, I don't, I don't like, um, generally snacks like that. Yeaah, but I figure. Like more than, nah. It's late. Nah. Nah. I'd rather, I'll, I'll get a peanut butter, I'll do a peanut butter and jelly. Tonight? No, I mean like, rather than chips and whatever, like if I'm at home,


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[Assistant] Well, this is what you need to do. Next time you treat yourself, cause obviously you love them as well, you just only give yourself, yeaah, I mean yeaah, you're craving them.


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[Assistant] Okay, so next time you get yourself that barrel, you eat just 10-15% of it, and then you donate that to the next person on a corner that has a sign, and it's the best thing to give them, is to just be like, hey man, cause it's a good snack, it's definitely a snack, right? And it's unusual, but you know what?


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[Assistant] He'll be popular if he has a group of friends that he goes back to, like, we got snacks tonight.


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[Assistant] Oh, that's fucking, that's a score, that's a good giveaway, absolutely.


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[Assistant] They are reasonably priced. You're getting a dinner for under $15 that anywhere else is gonna cost you $22 and you can get some dinners for under $10.


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[Assistant] I've had a good amount of people move here for sure and now it's caused a problem because like North Carolina and this region too in the area is like in the top like 5% of places to move in the country. That's why real estate has gone through the fucking roof.


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[Assistant] Well, only the shows that are about food traveling specifically, then yeaah. But no, nobody that I listen to that talks about places that they go, no.


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[Assistant] That's cool. And now that reminds me of, uh, the Northern Exposure show in like the fucking, like the late 90s. I loved that show.


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[Assistant] And it was filmed in Washington, but in the story, it was Alaska. But when I drove cross country with my girlfriend, I'm like, we're going to that town. So we went to that town.


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[Assistant] And just drove through it because the whole set was just this fucking little ass town in the middle of nowhere that was supposed to be Alaska but it was just some place in the middle of nowhere in Washington. And I just geeked out on every building.


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[Assistant] You know, I loved the show and I wanted to move away. It's one of the reasons I wanted to move away. And then I ended up like, all right, I started to move here. I moved to North Carolina. But after here, if it just didn't stick, I was going to the west coast and I was probably going to go to Alaska.


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[Assistant] I want a picture that they take of us not knowing that's happening, you know, and I'll have a facial expression of like, I'm confused or annoyed at the food.


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[Assistant] Where, you know, like everyone, everyone has their own little personality thing. Cause that's behind the scenes shit. That's the pictures I want to see.


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[Assistant] I don't know if, uh, well, over the weekend of our show, I think that's where Dora showed me he's got in one of the bars, he's got his name on the little thing. Where, what? You know, you were talking about the little, the name little placard or something like that?


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[Assistant] The zombie apocalypse comes. It'll be nice, it'll be an abandoned bar with still your name. Okay.


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[Assistant] Listen man, you can't tell me what to fucking do, but in the southern accent.


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[Assistant] If I'm getting cancer, you're getting cancer. Yeah. I've been, I want to say I've been to like in New York. There's also, there's also, you know, you're supposed to close at a certain time, but a lot of people break that rule as well.


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[Assistant] Yeah, or it's a private club that happens to be a smoking club too.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well, I always liked it then. That's why I started young.


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[Assistant] Yeah, just start smoking at like 11. There you go. That's where I went wrong. No, I always liked the smell. I liked being around the smell as a kid, you know, uh, cause there were people who were smoking in my house. My parents didn't smoke.


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[Assistant] Company smoked. Right? And company that I loved. And you liked the smell? Yeah. Oh yeah, it was curious. I also loved, I loved burning shit, so I was more fascinated maybe with fire, cause there was fire related to it.


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[Assistant] Smoking section is outside. Or not outside. Non-smoking is outside.


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[Assistant] Just the smell of the plastic too, just sitting there, and it's been expanding and contracting, just sitting there. That'd make a good vape. Could. Abandoned refrigerator? Yeah.


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[Assistant] Listen, our store, our store looks great, mygreenflower.com. Yeah, no, I don't understand that at all. I think a lot of people come into our place and be like, Oh, this is, says green flower. It's not like throwing shit in your face. Like we have this, we have that in front with lights and yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, I don't know, but I'm glad they do that. Cause that's good for them. I mean, when I'm looking for a store, it makes it certainly easy for me to spot them. So I guess I could understand why. Cause we're all looking around like desperate, like where the fuck can I


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[Assistant] Man, is there any place that you guys want to go? Like I really want to go somewhere on a trip for like a week here in the next like, I don't know, I'll give myself the next like 10 months.


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[Assistant] That sounds nice. You screwed me up with, you gotta go in a couple weeks. Cause I'm thinking down the road a little bit. I'm not prepared and fucking the next couple of weeks, but I want to go to Connecticut. It's Hartford, right?


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[Assistant] Okay, well anyway, they're supposed to have the best pizza in the country.


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[Assistant] Says most all pizza stops. Really? Even New Yorkers? Yes, New Yorkers, Chicago, the, it's, it's the, it's supposed to be at least one city, New Haven. New Haven.


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[Assistant] New Haven, Connecticut is supposed to be the best pizza and I'd like to do, go there just for the pizza. So maybe we'll have to go back.


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[Assistant] I'd love for you to go with me. I think that we should, it would be wonderful if we could somehow work in the budget and it makes sense to do, to do a little video thing one or two a year and see how they do.


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[Assistant] But yeah, no, I mean go, man, we should be nice. I want to go to Chicago and have, eat food with you guys. It'd be nice to eat breakfast, lunch and dinner in a city and then spend the night, have some drinks and then go home the next day. It's an experience.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but the expense, if we're going to Chicago, it's a direct flight and they're pretty cheap from where we live. So that's a good example of something that works. We go to places that fly direct and we see how it works. Well, there's, uh, American go flies direct there. I think Delta Mike.


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[Assistant] Yeah, let's do two days. If that's the only argument you have, I'm fine with it. Okay.


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[Assistant] We'll do a, uh. Cheap flights, we'll stay two nights, we'll do somewhat pretty budget hotel. Yea, do escape room.


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[Assistant] Do an escape room. Make a video out of it. It should warrant the cost.


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[Assistant] And then see how it goes. It'd be a lot of fun because we want to do more shows this year. It'd be great to do, you know, to try to do one of those. We've talked about it for a while. Just one or two of those this year.


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[Assistant] I wouldn't want to go down, or maybe I would, but I've heard, I've heard it's pretty treacherous, like I don't think I could ever ride a donkey going down where it's narrow and shit because apparently it's pretty bad and maybe even once every decade somebody dies, like fuck that, I would be way too scared.


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[Assistant] But it was a nice view. Hoover Dam was impressive. Was it worth the drive to do it once? Sure. I wouldn't go back though. You can't even drive over it anymore can you? I don't know.


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[Assistant] That might make my nuts rise up inside my belly. I don't like that.


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[Assistant] See, I'd do that. It's simple. Yeaah, my b- You're not doing it. No, I mean, it makes me feel uncomfortable to walk to the edge of a building if I'm on like a- even just a five-story building. Looking over the edge makes my- yeaah, my privates go-


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[Assistant] No, but mine goes in the front and it's all like, I don't know what it is, but I don't know how it is for other people. Yea.


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[Assistant] I never, I've never seen people ride it and I've never seen a dummy. I would love to have video of somebody riding with a dummy. I can't believe I haven't. I thought there should be choices.


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[Assistant] Man, I would, uh, I would like to do that. I'd like to do one of those and it'd be, it'd be a write off. We should, we should just go and wherever we go and travel, we should do those and we should absolutely be getting the video for it and showing people.


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[Assistant] Right. That's just too much fun not to. I don't, I don't know how I'm gonna react.


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[Assistant] I might freak out. Who knows, I might pass out. I don't think I would. It'd be funny. I hope you do. Yeah. If we're gonna pass out, might as well do it on camera.


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[Assistant] Bucket list, maybe for a second or two.


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[Assistant] Big metal pry bar that you use to like break roots when you're digging like holes for put fence posts. It's like, it's like a 35 to 40 pound bar and it's got like the one side looks like a flathead screwdriver and then the other side looks like the head of a nail.


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[Assistant] One's for tapping and one's for cutting. And my brother was, uh, right in front of me and he was, uh, he'd already dug that bar into the ground and he was prying to push.


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[Assistant] Boom, hits me right in the fucking forehead, the, the, the head of the nail part of it. And I had a, like half of an orange or fucking, at least a golf ball sticking out of my forehead. And my brother kind of was like, I woke up with him and be like, are you okay?


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[Assistant] And he said I was out, but I think it was just for a second or two. Yeah, it was brief. Those things are dangerous.


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[Assistant] Oh, so they knew. They knew how long. They told you how long? No, they kept it a mystery.


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[Assistant] Gotcha, all the meat came, all the meat, yea, kind of got ripped out and whatever, okay. Alright, that makes more sense.


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[Assistant] Yeah, a little tip of my, tip of my finger. That's why I'm like, you had bone. Yeah, I got, I got maybe like a quarter of an inch, three sixteenths to a quarter of an inch chopped off of one of my fingers as a child.


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[Assistant] I've told, I was told, I've been told, I think I've said two different things through the years. It's either a car door or I was hiding behind a door and then, uh, you know, someone was looking for me and then I had my hand in between, you know, where the hinges are, you know, and got pressed in cause it got smushed. But I don't know which one it is. I forget cause I go back and forth, but I was very young, too young to remember. Right.


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[Assistant] Okay, well for those of you who stuck around, you win. Yeaah. Stay safe. Yeaah. Yeaah. And one more cheers to Thicc. Cheers. One more cheers. Cheers. Cheers everybody.


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[Assistant] At least two, right? At least two. We were on TV once, like two in the morning.


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[Assistant] And the prize was you get a show on Comedy Central, right?


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[Assistant] She finished second. That's right. Yeah, we beat her. She's on TV now. Oh, she's major.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Well what brought up this conversation was I think today or the day it went, I don't know when exactly it's gonna happen, we're gonna put


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[Assistant] You'll watch it after the podcast. And in its defense, right, like this was something that we were just putting together, we put together with no budget, in a short amount of time, and it was something to show them, to let them know, hey look, these guys kinda know what they're doing, it wasn't like we were trying to get this on anything.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I was, I was really impressed at the time by how many people you got to like just come in and work for free. Yeah. Just like guys, we want, we want to do this thing. We have an opportunity to be on TV. Hey, let's, let's all just get together this weekend and bang out these skits. Yeah.


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[Assistant] And we're like, well happily, we ended up like- We did this for free! The basic budget- Double the pizza! Yeah. The basic budget they were talking about was, was probably triple the one that we were, that we could have done it for.


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[Assistant] For every day you have a subscription. Oh, I know this one. It's NordVPN. That's right, Niebs. And if you're looking to protect your internet activity and secure your privacy online, then look no further. And with NordVPN's advanced anti-malware feature threat protection, NordVPN not only protects users' devices, but the users themselves.


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[Assistant] The ability to block trackers. NordVPN helps you avoid online spies and stalkers. And did you know that every time you connect to an unsecured wifi, you're exposed to cyber threats like man in the middle attacks, where the bad guys quietly insert themselves between you and your destination, which lets them spy on your data.


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[Assistant] But not anymore because when you use NordVPN, all of your browsing information will move smoothly along an encrypted tunnel between your device and a secure external server.


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[Assistant] And NordVPN loves to brag on how they're the fastest VPN out there. But can you blame them? I mean, they have tests that prove it.


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[Assistant] Uh, well you had on this, there was, uh, we didn't talk about your tr-


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, I always exceed- I always expect it to be bad, cause I've been there several times before we did anything gaming-wise. And yeah, kinda like, half the time lived up to that, oh yeah, this is pretty weird. Oh, you're offering me a kidney pie. They also have strange taste, you know? I mean, it's different to us. They don't believe in salt.


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[Assistant] I'd skip that. I mean, I get people being into it, like, I don't- We know you would skip it.


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[Assistant] Oh yeah, that's right. You know what I mean? They had a big ol' Master of Puppets cameo and strange things. They have, I mean, exactly the size of it. Because they'd still be touring, they just might not be, they might be some 20,000 seats. It's pretty crazy. You know, 80. Yeah.


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[Assistant] That was good times. It was good times. Yeah, well, Mattelli, I mean, guy, you gotta respect them just as a business because they've always been so professional in what they do.


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[Assistant] Yeah. This is like, yeah, like, I- I admire the shit. Me too. On that level. Yeah. Like, God, you know, just...


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[Assistant] The ability to pull that off for so many years, I mean they probably got it down to a damn science now. Yeaah. And they got an amazing crew. Yeaah. They almost broke up a lot. Yeaah. Oh yeaah, they fight a bunch. I think we've talked about it, that one documentary, um, where that actually shows them fighting and all that. It's interesting to watch. Oh yeaah. They were a second from breaking up.


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[Assistant] Uh, it's in your seat. I think so. You're sitting on it. You're sitting on it.


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[Assistant] Le poop. So, and you said that they played a lot of, uh, a lot of class.


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[Assistant] It's not bad. I heard the song. I like it. I like it.


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[Assistant] Nice. I'm planning on going to see Kiss.


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[Assistant] Yes, absolutely. No, they left in the, they, they went away from it in the 90s for like two albums or something and then they were like, no, this, we need the make-up. Yeah, everybody misses the make-up. For sure. That's why you go to a kids show anyway, the spectacle. Yeah, so. Cause their music is...


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[Assistant] And someone had asked him, oh, you can bring up like Richard Simmons in this like jokey way. And he's like, no, no, no, I won't, I won't bring up anyone's name. That's free advertising. He, I'll give him permission to, to, to talk about kiss, but he's like, I don't talk about anybody else because nobody gets a free ride.


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[Assistant] Selling caskets for real. They sell like really expensive like fucking caskets to be buried in. Yeah, hold it. Yeah, back up. Caskets like to be buried in? Yes. They sell one and if you try to say it's, you know, try to like make one of your own, they'll sue your ass.


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[Assistant] I think we're better off with just a Nieves gaming general. Yea, but yours could be layered like a sammich.


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[Assistant] Well Journey, Journey only did it with the remakes. ACDC did it with new pits. They are, yeaah. But like, ACDC really was a different level. Yeaah, I guess that's true. That's why they're a standout. It's like yeaah, cause they had, uh, hit albums after a new voice. Absolutely, more hit albums after, as opposed to somebody just coming in.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna sing it for Queenie. Yeah, no shit, like what a dream job. It's like, yeah, and what can I, I mean, man, and what a, what a thing just to have to follow up Freddie Mercury. Yeah, I mean, that dude, my god.


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[Assistant] I'd love to see that competition of like, you know, shit your eyes who sings it better.


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[Assistant] How many times does that happen? I don't think so. Is Steven Seagal the only one? Even SNL was like, just cancel the fucking show this week.


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[Assistant] It's true. Yeah, it's an action hero that just takes himself way too seriously, but...


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[Assistant] Maybe it'll spark something, just cause I don't usually remember much of my dreams. And again, I didn't remember that much this time.


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[Assistant] But I do remember I had, I was very, very scared. This was a very real, like maybe 30 seconds of.


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[Assistant] Uh, a dream, uh, and Neebs, we were in a plane. All of us were in a plane together. It's a small like passenger plane and Neebs was flying.


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[Assistant] Whoa, wait a second. Why are we diving so hard here? And then why are we so close to the ground? And oh my God, we almost hit that mountain. And then now there's a road and, and at some point you were


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[Assistant] Amongst the vehicles though. So all you had to do and you were, you know, kind of moving over, you know, all around. So you're almost hitting the cars. I'm like, why don't you just go up a little bit? And I was so scared. I was so freaked out.


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[Assistant] And then I get to the hotel and I step in the elevator and I was like, wait, what floor was I on? Ah, I think I was on the 19th.


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[Assistant] Ah, it's the worst. So then I go to like the 18th floor, then I'll take the stairs. But I couldn't find the stairs, so then I went all the way down the lobby to try to find the stairs and work my way up.


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[Assistant] I still like the other night, man, I literally, I'm trying to write down shit here and there. And before I went to bed, I like wrote down, I fucking just come on man, just lucid dream. Like I really want to, I'm trying to somehow, I'm trying to somehow.


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[Assistant] I'd said I did it once where I had the technique and it worked at night. I never was in the midday one. It was amazing. Then I never got a bat.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well, we were thinking about like, cause they were so cool.


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[Assistant] We were thinking about making them like, the thumbnail. Like, you want to show them off, like, look at these things.


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[Assistant] Yeah, these are amazing. But they're, they're like an arc, I guess. Well, mainly arc, right? Yeah. Yeah. And they're not something that we'd ever be able to mass produce according to the person that had them made. Right. Yeah. Should I get video, Simon?


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[Assistant] Apparently Apsro is not a professional because he took a picture instead of starting the video. So the video is delayed.


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[Assistant] I mean like, there's so many bendy parts, like the mid-body bends over. Not mid-body, but you know what I mean, like the stomach has a bend in it.


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[Assistant] He sent me an extra, my character has an extra head.


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[Assistant] I didn't even have that one, my brother had one. And then like had another like Megatron type, you know, almost like a, like a robot.


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[Assistant] I wanna say it was Japanese type. Oh.


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[Assistant] What was that? Ultraman? Yeah, I think it was an Ultraman. Like I didn't have that either. My brother had a couple things. And then that was it. Like after that they're like, we're not buying shit for either of you kids.


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[Assistant] That was all about that. Man. I think my first favorite line of action figure is with a show called Dino Riders. Yeah. Yeah. They only made three episodes of this show.


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[Assistant] But I love the action figures. I remember us talking about this. Yeah, it was the dinosaur and then it had like all this stuff you could build on top of the dinosaur. It was like a T-Rex and then like this robot armor you put on the T-Rex. Little guys that could ride and shoes. It was awesome. And now look at you. Yeah. And now I ride virtual dinosaurs for a living.


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[Assistant] That's a fascinating industry. Like, toys? Yeah. It's just the action figure line too, like, you know, even-


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[Assistant] Aside from these, these characters are great, but we've been sent little figures before. Yeaah. It's been fucking fantastic. Little, which, and I get the appeal of them too. I wish we did have them, but it's not, I mean, maybe it is easy to mass produce, but I don't know, it takes work and none of us are doing it. Yeaah, I don't know how. How do you make an action figure?


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[Assistant] Yeah, if anybody in our community knows how to mass produce action figures, hit us up. Send us an email. Send us an email. We might get back to you.


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[Assistant] Probably not. Hmm. We're really bad about answering. Unless you're like really impressive with what you have. Unless your name's Johnny Hasbro. Yeah. Any who's. Any who's. Any who's.


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[Assistant] Man, we were playing a game on the stream last week.


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[Assistant] That, what's it called, Bunny Man? Super Bunny Man.


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[Assistant] Shit, man. I, I smiled about Bunny Man, like two days ago. I remember thinking, like, I had, we played that for what? Freaking? Probably two and a half hours. Two and a half hours. Way longer than we thought we would. Didn't even want to get off it to tell you the truth. That was my fault, I'm sorry about that. And it was golf that I was like,


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[Assistant] How far did we get? Cause I mean, that'd be a good, that'd be a dumpster thing that I'd like to play with somebody else.


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[Assistant] We got like three, not three levels, but like each, each level had like, I don't know, like 12 stages. Right. And we went through a lot of the stages in the first two levels. First, yeah. Well, I think we got through the first two and then we were on the third one, which was like the mine cart levels. On the charted territory.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we were on that one for, oh my god. I feel like there was one we were on for 45 minutes. We just couldn't beat it. But we eventually got there, and it was uh, yeaah.


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[Assistant] And there's a carrot that you can grab. Well yeah, that's the thing. Sometimes you can't unlock the next stage because you don't have enough money. So you have to go back to the previous stages and get a carrot or something to earn a coin to unlock the stages. Yeah. It's so dumb.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. I love finding games like that. Yeaah. And you found that one, didn't you? Yeaah, you found that one somewhere.


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[Assistant] Yeah, wobbly life. Wobbly life. And now we got some videos coming up. Exactly. Which should be fun. It's nice to know that I think there's probably at least three games since the last show that we've said that we've played.


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[Assistant] What? What's gonna happen? Yeaah. Let's go to Canada in the winter.


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[Assistant] I do want to, I do think that we need to have a show in Canada.


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[Assistant] Without letting them know about it. Yeah. Show up. Produce section. 400 people in a grocery store to watch a gaming show. What the hell's happening?


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[Assistant] Cook a little bit. Okay, it has nothing to do with cook, cooking.


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[Assistant] Yeah, no that's good. Didn't somebody, I wanna say that was like a TikTok prank everybody got pissed off about recently where some kid, like somebody was going into the grocery store and like,


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[Assistant] That's one problem. It's probably, it's probably fake. Yeah, I mean because yeah, how dumb like if you just walk up to a store and someone says that and there's no cameras and he's like, wait, you just giving like me?


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[Assistant] This is a TikToker or YouTuber or something like that. He's gonna cover me.


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[Assistant] That's even worth it, all the stuff I got, but I'm hurt. They'd be like, yeah, you're hurt and you got nothing too. I put it back. I'd be like, fuck.


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[Assistant] I'm sure there's random again. I mean, god, this already happened. I mean, I mean, some, some idiots are filming pranks that feel like breaking the law. I think there was a kid in London that was just walking into people's houses.


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[Assistant] As a prank. It's what's the next level now, right? What? That's not a damn prank. Oh man, forget it. Listen, in 20 years, I'm gonna be that old guy. I know it. All these kids with their tattoos on their faces and their crazy


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[Assistant] Alright, we can end with that. There we go. Thanks, Morgan. Yes, thank you very much. And all of you have a wonderful day. Bye.


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[Assistant] YouTube! Hey folks, what's happening? Nice. Nice, Aztec-ia.


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[Assistant] Uhm, too soon? Yeah. Yeah, too soon. Is it?


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[Assistant] We started designing this thick 44 U2's. Probably a good sss...


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[Assistant] Alright, good deal. Yeaah. I would like it if uhm, wouldn't it be cool if it had like batteries in it and little, little wheels? Wheels? Yeaah, so you sit it on your counter or wherever and you come back and it might be off somewhere and you can't find it.


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[Assistant] Where are you? We said we were sticking together.


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[Assistant] It can be a paperweight and then you put on your papers and you come back and it's gone. Paper's gone. Paper's strolled everywhere. Things a lot thick. Right.


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[Assistant] He'd be disappointed about something though. He was always disappointed about something.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well, we all do that to each other. It's what keeps us on our toes.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, like if we were writing AI for Dora, I would have him go, you know, at some point think about what he's going to say and not be able to figure out what he's going to say and then be like, um, yeaah. And end with a yeaah. Right, yeaah, that would be a Dora thing.


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[Assistant] Well, sometimes from our perspective it just seems like you're not trying, but I think you just don't grasp a lot of things.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but then all of a sudden we switch to something like renovatin', and then you'd be the pro gamer at that. You've been thrown into a world that you shouldn't be in.


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[Assistant] I don't know. I think maybe it is good, and you just don't realize it. Well, I think part of it's good. I think we're your therapy. Uh, to a certain degree. What if you kept all that bottled in?


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[Assistant] Yeah, it really is an outlet for you. You can yell at us, I mean, and you do, and uh, it's okay.


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[Assistant] What do we got? I don't want to talk about movies for very long, but we saw Dungeons and Dragons last night. I don't think it's really good. Did you say I think it's really good? Yeah, I'm not gonna tell you it's great. Okay. But watch it. Okay. It was fun.


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[Assistant] Before we started the podcast, we were like, hey, what's going on? You got anything you wanna talk about? And you brought up Picnic, and I thought, that doesn't sound like podcasting.


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[Assistant] Oh, I saw a raccoon. Maybe you saw it too, cause I know you drove down that road. There's a raccoon on, on, uh, Carolina Beach Road. Mmm.


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[Assistant] Might not be dead. You know Zico, the hairstylist, right? He's gone. What do you mean, gone?


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[Assistant] Yeah, once you head towards Carolina Beach. I don't go there, okay. I don't go down there too often.


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[Assistant] Now you were let down because you expected a big fort.


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[Assistant] And it protected this port area. So it was a very strategic area for battle. And you watched that show Outlanders, right? And I assume Fort Fisher was a big part of that story.


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[Assistant] I couldn't get through Outlanders. Too depressing. It's so good.