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[Assistant] True, true. Yeaah. Yeaah. Like, houses, Netflix, yeaah, I mean, yeaah, god. All these, like, I wonder, like, how long before these streaming services collapses? Cause like, first there was Netflix, and now there's a billion of them. Like, that's not sustainable. It's so weird now. There's gonna be like, you know, half of them are gonna have to collapse, and they're gonna have to consolidate.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I wonder, yeah, cause uhm, what, again, home at Thanksgiving, my dad has Spectrum and he was like, Spectrum's getting rid of cable.


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[Assistant] What? So I guess Spectrum's getting out of the cable business.


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[Assistant] It gives me rust and it gives me all the vibes because, oh, we gotta go and...


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[Assistant] Pickaxe this rock and, but I'll tell you what, once I saw that helicopter, I'm like, okay.


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[Assistant] Neither one of those, no. We haven't played it, so. I'd say arc and, not arc, uhm, rust and, mmm.


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[Assistant] He's got his nose in a bunch of stuff. He does. A bunch of people too.


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[Assistant] We're getting smart about that stuff. We're just bringing in people to help us like through the Conan's and stuff. Consultants. Yeah, consultants if you will. Yes, a consultant. I need a consultant every week.


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[Assistant] Take into consideration what they compare because they're already off on that last one, I think.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and uhm, the enemies, I guess, stuff like that. I'm sure they've come a long way. I have no doubt. People still, it's, I mean, people dig it. It's, it seems.


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[Assistant] Okay. Lightly edited. Lightly edited. Yep. Yep. I remember when uhm, the dumpster was, that wasn't an expectation at all, it was supposed to be. I remember.


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[Assistant] I feel like it's just too highly produced over there. I think we need a third channel.


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[Assistant] It's a disaster. You guys are nuts. Yeah. What else? Well, as far as what's out. Yeah, Alan, we've missed the boat.


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[Assistant] We should play that on the stream tonight Simon. We should. We'll be a team. Alright. I don't know how it works.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I, I, I'm sure there's a way to make that wonderful. Okay. I don't know. And crazy. Should we talk about, and we have talked about, but a couple of these haven't come up much, what's coming. Cause we know we're close to Nightingale. Nightingale is coming soon.


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[Assistant] But on the same note, once human, which should be coming out kind of soon too,


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[Assistant] There's, uh, for those who have seen, uhm, the Hayao Miyazaki movies and you've seen, uh, my, uh, Neighbor Totoro. Uhm, you've got CatBus.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you got cat bus in, there's like this weird creature bus in Once Human. I kinda put Once Human in Nightingale.


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[Assistant] In similar categories because they both have


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[Assistant] Wacky wacky looking creatures in it. Just bat shit crazy stuff in it.


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[Assistant] Uh, it is, it's an action survival. I think a lot of people- What's that mean? A lot of people in the uhm- They also compare it to grounded.


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[Assistant] What, once a- dude, they just throw that out there. That's some dumb- In seven days. Okay.


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[Assistant] And it doesn't look like a game that would allow you to do that, but uhm, I don't know man, I'm intrigued by it for sure. Uhm, and you didn't get to see the cat bus thing, but people know what I'm talking about.


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[Assistant] They probably don't go nuts with it, you know. Well, let's just hope they don't go raft with it. Yeah, don't go raft. Never go full raft. Nobody. That's the rule. Everybody knows that.


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[Assistant] What else? Well, Entrouted. Abster is very excited about Entrouted. He's jumping on that. And I don't blame him. It plays well. It's got kinda Zelda-y vibes.


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[Assistant] And, but then we got the multiplayer element too, so we can all be flying around that world. Yeah. And he's very sick.


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[Assistant] He said he wasn't sleeping at all. And you're having him drive across town.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I guess they're showing a bunch of, it looks good graphically.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I'm over the heist. Yeaah, god, shut up Lester.


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[Assistant] First, that's right. Yeah. Man, they've got their ways, don't they?


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[Assistant] See, there's particular on, for me to play a game on PS5, it's a different thing than playing on the PC. Cause like, I've got it. It's on my 75 inch. You know what I mean? Your PC could be on your 75 inch. I don't want it to be. Cause I want to use mouse and keyboard.


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[Assistant] Well, I'll probably be buying it. I just paid for a, bought Cyberpunk, it was like on, on sale, just to have something pretty to play. Alright. Anyway, uhm, War of the Worlds! Absurd, I've been kinda looking at some of that stuff.


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[Assistant] It looks wonky in some parts and it wouldn't be like full on survival like we know survival. It's, you gotta get some stuff and, and survive long enough to learn how to take out these, uh, the big, like, tripod-y alien things. Uhm.


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[Assistant] Half of it, like when you watch any of it, half of it looks wonk-ville like crazy and then some of it looks just cool as shit.


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[Assistant] But there's videos, there's like, you can watch, uh, half hour video of pure gameplay. On YouTube? Yea. People just testing it? Yea, and then, um, uh, there's like another half hour of playing as one of those things, the walker things. Oh, the big alien?


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[Assistant] So, that might be a game mode in it, I'm not sure, but hopefully that'll come out.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's on the, it's on the cusp, but I can see why they'd call it survival versus something else.


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[Assistant] It's not survival, it's like closer to being something like Grand Theft Auto.


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[Assistant] Uh, derelix was another game that I think, uhm,


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[Assistant] Apsro may have introduced me to that. Hopefully he'll come out this coming year too. That looks, uh.


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[Assistant] A lot more, like look at that, placing shit like that.


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[Assistant] Friends, they compare it to grounded.


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[Assistant] Just like it. What do you guys got your eyes on out there? You should put that down in the comments below. Yea, please. Or what did you miss? What did you miss? What's out there right now that you've been wanting to play?


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[Assistant] Good. Alright. Your Christmas was good though, Names?


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[Assistant] You gotta, you don't get watermelon. Just don't get watermelon this time of year. Right. You're a winter sympathist. Just know how it works. Sympathizer.


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[Assistant] Man, like, when they bring extra features to the aquarium is nice. Like, when they've had like, uhm. Lorikeets. Lorikeets. Walk in otters.


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[Assistant] Abster and I stand next to each other if we were to watch something on a screen in here. We're both rocking back and forth.


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[Assistant] Just almost, almost say that I'm your enemy. An enemy. An enemy. An enemy.


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[Assistant] Eddie admits it. I say things wrong. Oh. Oh. What a man you are.


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[Assistant] To close, yeaah. Yeaah. I overcooked a rib roast. Was it nasty? No, uhm, she made like a nice gravy for it that saved the day, you know.


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[Assistant] Did y'all have any sweet potatoes? No, no sweet potatoes. Oh! What's that? You know the Ferrero Rocher candies? The chocolate. Okay, little balls. The hazelnut with the little, you know, hazelnut in the middle. I have one today. Yeah, they're like, kind of the shit.


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[Assistant] Uhm, she made, we didn't have the blender, uhm, for our rocher, uh, rocher, whatever the fuck, martinis.


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[Assistant] Delicious. Baileys and vodka and a bunch of crunched up. Oh my god. How many of those can you drink? Well, we just, we just had one each, but they were quite strong.


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[Assistant] And then I took Emily out for frisbee, like after drinking that, it was like midday on, on Christmas and uh,


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[Assistant] I threw the frisbee like twice. I was like, oh my God, yeah, I'm still sick. I just had my, I had no energy to throw a frisbee. I was like, I'm sorry, I believe these aren't going far. We're going to end this really soon. I just felt completely drained. Just something you would think like, well, even if I'm sickish, I can throw some frisbees. But my God, it wore my hats out.


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[Assistant] So her Christmas was ruined? Ah, yes. Absolutely ruined. She got extra bones though.


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[Assistant] Listen, I wanted to do Cornish Hens, but I was too sick to go shopping for them.


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[Assistant] Good, good talk. I'm glad we kept argument out of the talk. Seven meats. Pork, chicken, beef. Yeah, it's like a turducken, but it's seven things. I'd love to have a turducken. I kind of want to try it once.


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[Assistant] Not being desperate to have horrible examples like that instead of just, you know, taking in what Simon said previously.


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[Assistant] I don't think I tried a scallop until I was probably in the Marine Corps at some point.


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[Assistant] I didn't grow up around scallops. Oysters? Didn't have those until my adult life too. Never liked oysters.


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[Assistant] I'm totally with you on that when I work film.


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[Assistant] Knowing crew people and stuff like that, now I feel like I'm, in comparison, working a, I mean we all kind of work in a little box, comparatively.


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[Assistant] From here I was gonna say, like, I'll address that I need to hear it twice, and even that doesn't help. It helps if you go in distracted.


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[Assistant] You were talking about judging outside of yourself.


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[Assistant] Being less judgmental to yourself and outwardly is always better.


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[Assistant] Yeah, exactly. Everybody's got their own story, too.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they are. They've adapted to everything that comes with that. We saw the other extreme too where it's still light out at 11pm. That's how interesting.


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[Assistant] I think it was the secret link. It was side-scroller. Yeah, that's right. That one was different.


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[Assistant] That was gold. I remember being at my friends house and like, you know, he's got all those games and I'm like, that one, it just sticks out. Well, because it's gold, you see. You had to pay attention to that one. You had to. That was a special game.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Breath of the Wild, and I'm sure you've heard and heard, but what a work of art.


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[Assistant] Like such an incredible game, so big. And then I remember like, cause I was only playing that.


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[Assistant] When we were flying on the Switch, cause the Switch came, like, uh, we went.


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[Assistant] It took me forever to play it because it was just on flights and then getting to the final castle. That's like a whole nother game. Oh yea.


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[Assistant] This one's gonna do it again for sure, and seems like a lot more mechanics. And there's still, people are still finding really cool things within Breath of the Wild, like just as far as-


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[Assistant] Really, uh, intelligent stuff, the way they'll react and go grab weapons and stuff like that. Oh yea, the enemies and everything. Yea.


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[Assistant] I'm sure there's tons of things you can fuse together for many, many reasons.


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[Assistant] Yes. Okay. And there's a lot of up and down. You can go up really high. A lot of verticality. There's like floating stuff.


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[Assistant] They've got all the other technology justified by a bunch of ancient shit.


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[Assistant] It is interesting they kept the uhm, basically, well, identical art style.


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[Assistant] So you'd imagine they're gonna, the next one after this is probably a facelift all over again.


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[Assistant] It took them forever until they allowed just videos.


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[Assistant] I like that one. Halo. Halo. Dralis did a horror game. It was a horror game, that one was lame, but I did a couple more, uhm, that were not lame. Uhm, I don't know when they'll be out, but Amanda the Adventurer.


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[Assistant] And Bramble, The Mountain King. There you go. Some fun titles. Yea, both of them are. Try out some.


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[Assistant] Let's have a beer. Let's play Elden Ring. So if I'm doing a, uhm, it's gonna be my staple in the Dora's obscurities and oddities.


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[Assistant] Sometime in the video, I'm going to take a bathroom break. And take a shower. And uh, yeaah, there's just, and I love it, unedited, it's just there. I tell everyone, you know, go ahead and go to the bathroom, make a sandwich, whatever. If you watch streamers


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[Assistant] We know Anthony is. Yeah. Apparently I've got a mild snore and uhm, thankfully the lady thinks it's like, kinda cute.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. I think I might breathe loud sometimes.


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[Assistant] See, I think she snores more than I do, and I think her snore's cute.


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[Assistant] What the fuck? How does that even happen? I don't know. Man, dude was snore. I got my dad's loud sneezes. And Anthony...


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[Assistant] Pretty sure he shit a brick a couple weeks ago when I was having sneezing fits.


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[Assistant] I got out of the room we were streaming in so I wasn't on those mics and Anthony, uh, was very scared.


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[Assistant] I don't want to. Like the, there's a bit of euphoria when you sneeze. Like I want it to come out the way it's intended.


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[Assistant] That'd be a, that'd be a fun thing to add to a game like, uh, allergies. Like a survival game where you're sneaking and going through like a little pollen field. And you're sneezing. You're like, shit. That's like Splinter Cell with allergies. Got your sneeze meter coming up. I gotta go back. Fuck. Make a hit.


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[Assistant] Whatever that is. I kinda feel like the bats came full circle on the channel.


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[Assistant] Do you just wanna be more familiar with more of their stuff before you go?


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[Assistant] I might as well tell this, it's show-based. This last weekend, Lady and I went to our first, I guess, concert of the season at Greenfield Lake Amphitheater, some Ben Folds. I guess late 90s, Ben Folds 5 was a band.


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[Assistant] So I tell you what, I would have liked if he had accompaniment.


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[Assistant] Uhm, like he's a good pianist and it's like, you know.


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[Assistant] Just Ben? It was just Ben, right? Oh, okay. Up on stage with a grand piano. And a five in the name. Yeaah, so- No, no five, just Ben. So, we- Ben's fold one. Just Ben Folds. Mhm. Mhm. That's him. So we went and grabbed some tacos and, uhm,


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[Assistant] Heading on over on the way, we were like, yeah, let's uh, I had some, I had some shroom gummies, right? Right. We were like, shall we? Yeah, we both had five apiece. Got to the show.


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[Assistant] Well, it's just, yeaah, you're right, we know better.


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[Assistant] So did five. Get there, get a drink, went to the bathroom, and the place was like packed and stuff, and go find some seats. See our good friend Marco, and his lady. Yeah! When we got there. That was a really happy thing. And you had tacos. Alright, we had tacos. And his nickname is Marco's Tacos. I love Marco.


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[Assistant] Oh man, so. Maybe he'll be at my now. He might, yeaah. I hope so. We see them, we're like, hey, and then we see a couple seats on the side and we sit down and within just like a couple minutes, this isn't long after, I was like,


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[Assistant] Oh. Yeah, they're hittin' me, babe. You know what I mean? She's like, really? Yeah, yeah, they're hittin' me. So, then they hit her and I just remember going like,


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[Assistant] I think we gotta go. It's time to go. And we just got there.


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[Assistant] There is a chance, yeaah. But I just, I didn't, I wasn't feeling it there.


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[Assistant] And then she was like kind of a bored, so I wasn't going to drive now. We had to get an Uber, but we're like leaving.


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[Assistant] Well, you don't want to drive. No, I'm just saying you were bored. Not bored. I didn't say anything about being bored. It just wasn't the vibe. The vibe is important and it wasn't the right vibe. Gotcha. And she was kind of on board and we're about to leave. We're walking out and see Marco.


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[Assistant] By the gate. Uh oh. And he felt the same. He wasn't on mushrooms or anything, but he was like.


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[Assistant] The journeys and adventures that come along, like just our uber ride back to her place, like an adventure, we're just melting in the backseat, it was great.


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[Assistant] I forget what they call it, and then seven or more was shamanic dose, or they call it like heroic dose. Well, but normally people consider it heroic. That's a very real term. But we were a couple shy of


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[Assistant] Of the shamanic or heroic dose. Right, okay. And, uh, boy, they hit. They hit quite a bit. Yeah, I bet.


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[Assistant] So now we learn. The last time we did gummies last year, we both did, we finished a bag, this bag had 15. We both did 5 and it was perfect. Okay, interesting. Had a great.


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[Assistant] We had a, we had a blast. We ended up on the hammock by the river.


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[Assistant] Where she lives. Yeah. Okay. Exactly. It was just, yeah, we had a good time.


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[Assistant] Not at all. Especially when she got on and we both fell off. She didn't understand hammocks at that time.


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[Assistant] Cause we were, we were like in heaven when we got to that hammock. There was a nice little breeze. It wasn't cold or anything. And it was just pure heaven. And then a mosquito came. Uh oh.


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[Assistant] And it was like, well, fuck, this is, because, yeaah, knowing that they can potentially, it did ruin it. Cause you couldn't really see them, you just hear them in the ear and all that shit. That's the best sound, isn't it? Oh, it's so nice. Especially in your bedroom when it's dark. Yeaah. You don't know where it is. That's the worst.


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[Assistant] You've gotta turn on the lights, son of a bitch. You've gotta deal with it.


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[Assistant] That's the worst. But I tell you what, uhm, it just reminded me, a friend of ours, you remember, Amber.


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[Assistant] Who we were in like the stunt show back in the day, you know, and she's all grown up now. She lives in, she's been living in Thailand for about five or six years now.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I just saw her, she posted a picture today.


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[Assistant] Um, cause you know, like a lot of places have some fucked up insects and stuff and she was like, well, it happened.


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[Assistant] Poisonous centipede in her place. In her house. In her house. Uh, yeaah. And, uh, her landlord had to come and get her or whatever like that. And it would have like, like, she's got a tiny dog. It would have killed her dog had it bit her dog. She would have gone to the hospital had she gotten bit. And they've got a lot of, they're pretty, pretty brutal.


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[Assistant] But like once you have one in your place, and that can exist, it's like in your head, you've gotta switch that out.


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[Assistant] You kinda don't, and it's unfortunate, you know?


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[Assistant] Yeah, thankfully it wouldn't be in there. I mean, odds are. It's not it's environment. No, they like that cold, damp. But brown recluse, little fuckers. Yeah. Once you deal with one of those, you're like, I'm not safe.


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[Assistant] Here's my gaze. So, on the drive here, when I was coming back, I guess, uh, I don't know, to come play ground or whatever after dinner last Tuesday.


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[Assistant] I took a little back way and I saw a lone goose like, cross the road by itself.


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[Assistant] And then it was on the other side and I was like, I kinda slowed down and I was like, are you going to other geese? No. Did you come from other geese? No. Wide open. Like, what are you doing? You rarely see them. Yea. You worry about them when you see one. I was worried about that one. I felt bad about that. Yea.


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[Assistant] They got stories like that. Man becomes mother of geese. I always am curious about those stories. Like how they get found or made. Who's editing these? Right. How do they find this lone guy out in whatever


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[Assistant] That was, that would suggest, so they're all, they've got pretty good production value. That's what I'm wondering, yeah. So are they sending a team?


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[Assistant] Yeah, at least those you know are... real.


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[Assistant] I don't even know the sources. It's such a pet peeve. I'll throw it in. The fake, fake prank videos piss me off. So much.


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[Assistant] We're gonna find them and slap them. God, there's so many peoples. If you're doing fake pranks, man, there's- we-


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[Assistant] A real prank is a good prank, and a real reaction to a real prank is gonna be really good.


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[Assistant] I don't think they're fakin' em. I don't know how they get like, whole corners of like, grocery stores and stuff, whatever. That's production stuff, but uhm.


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[Assistant] I think, uh, I've been seeing them more. Yeah, my girl, she's from New York. So, uh, you know, and these guys are from New York. So, hey! Hey! It's family! Hey!


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[Assistant] So I've been seeing it more, but uhm, man, they have tackled every prank option imaginable.


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[Assistant] I'm in. Those guys got so lucky for, cause they're on true TV, which is not considered quality or true. It's like the history channel nowadays.


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[Assistant] Whatever, it's all fake. They're still out there, but uhm, at least it's not like that huge wave that came in the beginning wave, where it was absolutely fucking everything.


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[Assistant] Just it seems like that was what programming was for a minute.


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[Assistant] Shows like, uh, Kimmel, Falon, all that, they're just like, they're on hold right now.


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[Assistant] This year's, I guess, NFL ticket? Yeah. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Interesting, right? Fuckin' YouTube.


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[Assistant] I get upset with the overall lack of soccer in it. Yeah?


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[Assistant] Why? There wasn't much locker in the first two seasons. There wasn't, but like now he's like, you know how you love Ted Lasso, he's just the most likable.


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[Assistant] Uh, character in like a lot of shows and stuff like that. Now he's annoying me because he's a very incompetent coach and too worried about his kid over the upcoming game and he's like, god damn it.


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[Assistant] I mean, they bought a team. And Ryan Reynolds? Yea. And they're just trying to like... They bought a team, but their team won something big recently, right? Yea, I don't remember what they won, but it was a big deal. Yea, that's fun. Yea, for sure. And I feel like that show...


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[Assistant] Great show. It's a big risk, I mean they obviously


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[Assistant] Might not have won whatever the fuck they just won, but uh, it was a big, big deal. And, and I guess, yea, they're, saw something about, might be getting another two, I don't know what they're doing.


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[Assistant] He's doing alright. Yeaah. The liquors, that seems to go pretty well for those celebs. Man, we need to get into the gin business.


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[Assistant] Sure, or a, or a, um, Cornish hand. Trash can Cornish hand. Dude, when's the last time we've had a Cornish hand? Been a minute.


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[Assistant] I don't know, you can always find them around like the holidays and stuff like that, but I think it was not this last Christmas, but the Christmas before I did a couple up, and they were so fucking good. It's just a tiny little, you know, it's like everything you want. Baby hints. Yeah.


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[Assistant] And speaking of, I had an idea of what we could rejuvenate sports-wise. What if we get a bobsled team from Jamaica?


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[Assistant] Oh, we could have a movie about it. Huh? We could make a movie. With John Candy.


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[Assistant] What's the, the lamb, the baby, the... Like veal. Veal. Yeaah. Cornish hand still


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[Assistant] Fat little, fat little, plump little, plump little delicious bird. Reject. I highly recommend Cornets Hens. Switch it up. Especially if it's just two of you. There's no reason to do a big bird or something. That's true, yeaah, yeaah. It's perfect.


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[Assistant] I can see a restaurant like some that be in their schtick, their gimmick, like all these weird meats like, oh that's, that's raptor. Prime aged mammoth meat.


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[Assistant] That too, yeaah. First Mammoth, then the end of it all. Mammoth and yeaah, let's get it.


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[Assistant] It'd probably be better if dogs could like give actual kisses back instead of using their tongue all the time. Right, yeah. Just purse their lips and lick the shit out of you. Right back on your lips.


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[Assistant] And, uh, like you guys know, I'm gonna see Metallica in a couple weeks. And, uhm, I just don't want them to play anything off their last five albums.


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[Assistant] Or four or whatever. Okay, boomer. Cause they just dropped a new album and I'm like, I listen and I was like, I don't want any of that. And you know, they're gonna be playing that. Of course, yea. They're gonna mix the old, the new.


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[Assistant] Little bit of everything. I'm happy those guys are still going. That's kinda nuts. Yeaah. How they're still going and going like he-


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[Assistant] Yeah, some can pull it off more. Oh for sure. Cause nobody's like looking at them as if they're old men.


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[Assistant] Interestingly, compared to like when you see some other bands, you're like, oh god, it's just sad now. Well, they're not as old. They're not like the Rolling Stones old. No, you're right. It's a different. Yeah, you're right. But there are bands that are in that, um, the timeframe of like


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[Assistant] Metallica that you would not look at like you do Metallica. Yeah, Metallica, yeah. I mean, they've held up.


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[Assistant] Yeah, on the Black River. It's like 25 minutes from here. Okay. And it feels like it's isolated enough and there's like a lot of room, like right on the river.


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[Assistant] Yeah, stay tuned. Maybe a smaller group of, I don't know, figure it out.


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[Assistant] Fellas, have you ever wished you were a little bit taller? Maybe your date wants to wear heels but she can't because it'll make her taller than you. And we all know a man's height is something that the ladies can have serious opinions over.


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[Assistant] Personally, I always thought it'd be great to be a couple of inches taller whenever I went to a concert.


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[Assistant] And to me, it makes perfect sense because the ladies have high heels, wear makeup and push up bras. So I think men deserve to get a boost in confidence too.


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[Assistant] Our wonderful editor. And he happens to be five foot eight. And he's told me he's looked into getting shoes that give him a boost in the past.


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[Assistant] Cheers, cheers, cheers. I wish I could cheers you guys. I'm at, uh, I'm separated today. I'm at home. My kid has COVID, so I don't want to take COVID to you guys. That's right. You can have a cider.


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[Assistant] Let's face it. Maybe not because I had just picked up my kid. I wasn't around my kid. Okay. Who has COVID.


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[Assistant] So yeaah, I doubt it, I doubt I was infected or yeaah, anything at all. But, I'm hoping I don't get it or if I do get it, mild symptoms. Blah blah blah blah blah. You do already, you think you have a fever already. What are the


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[Assistant] If anyone is wondering why it pops back up on the channel, that's when we're training an editor. That's the clear signal. We've jumped back into aberration.


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[Assistant] Wow. We don't have to do that many with a new editor, do we?


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[Assistant] I'm just, I'm trying to get Ark off the channel as quick as, quickly as I can.


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[Assistant] And it's like, yeah, we hopped back in for one day, we lost all our good animals. I think the bear's still out there somewhere, right? Gotta save that bear. We gotta save the bear. Well, and watching the episode, I thought the bear had ended up down there in that terrible region that Simon and I were in. Turns out, no, it's not. It's up top somewhere, right?


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[Assistant] Okay, so yeaah, we may, alright, so good, so we may be able to rescue it then. I think so. I think we gotta find it. Alright, so alright, I'll play again, I got something to do. I'll find the bear.


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[Assistant] Cause I was at home today, uh, and it just came out. I just played, uh, Sons of the Forest for about an hour.


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[Assistant] What do you think? Just kind of checking that out. It's pretty. I mean, uhm, I'm trying to get you- it's crafting- Simon, you're gonna hate this crafting system.


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[Assistant] It's not really that bad. Okay. It's, uh, but it is like an adjustment, um, like even compared to the first one, it's like, okay, wait, what? Like, it took me a minute to kind of figure it out. But once I get it figured out, I was like, okay, alright, I see, I see what they're doing.


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[Assistant] He's what you do, Simon. You take the stick, you put the stick down, you take the tarp, and you put the tarp on the stick.


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[Assistant] I'm still trying to wrap my head around Green Hell. Oh boy, yeah, that's another one. It's a very odd crafting system.


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[Assistant] That's generally where I send him. Let me tell ya. Type in, how do I craft?


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[Assistant] There really are, nah, okay, I'm with you on that. There's a lot, like, if you look up tutorials, it's like, here's a tutorial on how to do something, like, the first two minutes of the guy asking you to subscribe to his channel, then there might be a minute worth of tutorial and then another, like, uh, 10 minutes of sponsored videos.


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[Assistant] That's techie, it is pretty awesome, so yea. Oh, stop it. You should bugger more at 3am.


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[Assistant] Yes, because- Did you hear that episode? Yeah, I'll do another episode or two.


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[Assistant] I don't wanna, I don't wanna do fuckin' aberration. Yea, I'm gonna do it.


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[Assistant] Make some signs. This way to the lake. This way to the river. Start naming everything. Spinos. Mankies. Mankies. Danger. Danger. Mankies.


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[Assistant] I don't know, I was just like, yea, I, I know people requested us to go back there. But I haven't, cause that was like the first one. Haven't been, yea, we haven't been to that island since, what, we started.


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[Assistant] It was. For all of us. Yeaah. I do go to Myrtle Beach to rip some titties.


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[Assistant] I did my first one recently too. I did it in Key West with my daughter. It was okay. How was yours?


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[Assistant] Did, did you guys, uhm, uhm, my experience was really annoying because it was just me and my daughter. Uhm, but the guy kept coming on to the speaker and giving us the solution to the puzzle.


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[Assistant] Yeah, cause you know, I would look around for stuff for like, you know, maybe a minute or two and then he'd just come on, look at the light on the wall.


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[Assistant] I think he was trying to get us to the end, even though, you know, we didn't know. We were, we were


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[Assistant] Yeah. Okay, gotcha. Yeah, that would have been much better. Yeah. Like you hit a button or something to ask for help. Instead of him just giving it to you like a prick.


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[Assistant] No, a lot of the scape rooms don't want you to do that because you give it all away.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's too short. Nah, an hour's, uh, yeah, that's a good time link for that. I'm down. I'm down. Yeah, let's do the one here in town.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it was my first time. And uh, yeaah, it was a lot of fun. Simon's a natural at that game, good god. Oh, it's a fun game.


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[Assistant] It is a lot of fun, I was, uh, I wanted to throw the more, they kept bringing out other stuff, like that one guy brought out a big axe, which was cool. And then, uhm, there was another team, they were playing with damn throwing knives. I wanted to try that, throwing knives looked fun.


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[Assistant] You both played great. That was a pretty intense match. I think I got footage of it. I'll shoot it to you if you want to show it during the podcast. Yeah, why not?


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[Assistant] That's terrifying. Going out for a jog, like, oh, a magpie might attack me. I gotta wear a helmet.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I always thought it was great. Yeah, like the magpie, that is, they are attacking. Yes, there's a big difference there. Swooping season is spring.


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[Assistant] There you go, bam. I'll try one next time I'm at the office. Save me one. One twisty. Yeah, they'll just be really stale.


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[Assistant] I was really close to buying a barrel of cheese balls the other day. You've seen those at like Walmart, the giant, you know, the giant tub of cheese balls. And I normally don't eat that kind of stuff, but every now and then I just, that craving hits. And you thought, let me get the biggest container of them. That's why I didn't. I was like, man, nah, nah, nah.


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[Assistant] Oh really? It tastes different. They're some of the bad, and I think they all, like, they all ferment themselves because there's so many of them.


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[Assistant] I'll give it, oh yeaah, I'll hook a homeless guy up with a barrel of cheese balls. There you go.


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[Assistant] We're gonna have to start charging the city of Wilmington because we're basically like their tourism board now.


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[Assistant] That's nice here. Oh man, well uhm, one of our local restaurants, Sawmill,


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[Assistant] Uhm, after the live show, when we went in there, one of the waitresses came up to us was saying like, how many people from our community ended up at Sawmill. It was a lot. Are you guys famous? You guys had so many people come in here. Did you guys put on some sort of show? What did y'all do?


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[Assistant] Well they also, uhm, I think this was One Tree Hill, but Southport. Apparently a lot of One Tree Hill was shot in Southport.


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[Assistant] Because last time I was at Southport, I went into their, uh, you know, their community center or whatever.


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[Assistant] This just had so much stuff from One Tree Hill, like pictures of the town, where things were shot.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, scallops, yeaah, yeaah, bacon. There's a picture of bacon. Just a bacon picture.


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[Assistant] So yeaah, it's just okay. That's all you got, huh?


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[Assistant] Yeah. I got my name on the wall, guys!


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[Assistant] Yeah. Dora had, I guess, a lot of the art on the wall, there were like silhouettes of people, and one of the silhouette was, uh, was Dora. I think the artist took it from a picture or something.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I remember going in there and seeing it, I was like, it looks like Doran, and yeah, he confirmed it, and I was like, yeah. Is Calico room still there? I don't think so, but I hadn't been to that. Uh, when I go downtown, I don't end up over there.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well, I mean, I was looking at the South Carolina rules and yeah, it looks like as long as you designate an area, a smoking section, you could still smoke indoors there.


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[Assistant] Go outside, go outside, get some fresh air. Here in North Carolina, they just like, they cut it all, they cut it all off. They're like, nope, no smoking indoors.


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[Assistant] Yeah, go out there and eat. Yeah, but that cigarette stink, like I'll never, like a distinctive smell for me growing up was in my grandmother's car. Just that mix of nicotine and leather. That had such a distinct smell. Yeah, that's a candle. Yeah. Yeah.


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[Assistant] The CBD stores though, Simon, you gotta, you gotta talk to the vaping and CBD store or the industry guys around here. And they gotta cut it out with all these LED lights, man.


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[Assistant] You'd live in Las Vegas? Yeaah. Cause yeaah, they all jumped on that in Vegas, didn't they? How flashy can you make your exterior? Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and it's core to, you know, yeah, everyone's doing it. See, I'd be fine with that. I'd be fine with you. Okay, you got this strip mall, like right now you got this strip mall and you got this one shop that's lit up like a fucking Chinese New Year. Yep. And you're like, what? Don't do that. Unless all the other ones jumped on it.


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[Assistant] If you can get all the other businesses around to agree, like, we're gonna get obnoxious with our fucking LEDs.


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[Assistant] Some places like, um, uh, Hilt, like Hilton Head Island in South Carolina is interesting if you've ever been there. Because that entire island has like a building dress code, dress code basically.


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[Assistant] Like even like, you know, your building has to be brick and it has to have this type of roof. Like even the McDonald's there looks like all the other buildings. Yeaah. I think Asheville. The entire island has this same aesthetic. It's weird. Yeaah. Around the building more.


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[Assistant] I want to do this with my daughter because my parents did this when I was a kid. They took us on like a big tour out west. It was like, you know, a week and a half, two weeks where we like landed in Vegas and we hit like Grand Canyon, California, Death Valley. Uhm, I'd like to do that with my daughter. Talk to me first. If not this year, certainly next.


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[Assistant] I think if I'm not mistaken they, I think it's uhm, it's either Grand Canyon or Hoover Dam. They got this, uh, platform or like this thing you can walk out on that's made entirely of glass. Yeah. So you walk out on it and yeah, you can just look down into the canyon.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but that whole region tightens up a little bit. Yeah, I feel it


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[Assistant] Okay, never been knocked out. Simon, you've been knocked out.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it was brief. The one time I got knocked out was very brief too. I was at my sister's softball practice and I got hit by a wild softball.


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[Assistant] Knocked you out. Knocked me out, yea. Wow, for how long? Uhm, it was prep, it sounds kinda like yours, where it was just, it was brief. Right. For all you know. Cause, cause I got hit like right here in the temple, so just boom. Oh. I just remember the hit, and then yea, I woke up with like my sister and her friends around me like, are you okay, are you okay?


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[Assistant] No, I remember getting hit, going down, and then like, blacking out for just a second, and then popping back in.


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[Assistant] Oh, I just remember another time I passed, like, I didn't pass out when I came so close, and it was just because of pain. Cause, uhm, I was, I was getting up on top of a tobacco barn, and we had one of those ladders, uhm, you know, it's just g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-


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[Assistant] The extendable ladder. The extension ladder, yes. I extended the ladder and then I grab it and I look at the bottom and I'm like, okay, I need to straighten the legs a little bit and I kick it.


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[Assistant] I think that was like the first season of 24 that Jack Bauer like wedged something inside in between a guy's fingernails and he's like pulling them apart. Trying to get him to confess something. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Alright, that makes more sense. Oh god, that's ugh. The bone's still there, but all the meat just got flung off of it.


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[Assistant] I love this turned into the injury podcast. Yeaah. We lost people a long time ago.


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[Assistant] He actually, and. Multiple being multiple times. At least two.


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[Assistant] They did it twice. You're a primetime man. Anyway, look. But we were supposed to score a pilot. A pilot. We were supposed to score a series.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and our short was, uh, one we made for the 48-hour film festival here.


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[Assistant] That's right, right. That was the second thing we were going to get to where, um, CMT actually had us come out to Nashville and chat with them.


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[Assistant] Yeah. And we shot it in a weekend, uh, pulled together favors from, um, some


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[Assistant] Yeah, this community is great for that. If it had worked, they were all going to be crew if they wanted to. Exactly, yeah. We were going to maintain the same crew. It would just be like a big old team, little happy friend team. Yeah. Knocking out some funny shit, but uhm, yeah, we got pretty far in the process. They were really happy with what we showed them.


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[Assistant] They said, they said that's not big enough. You're right.


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[Assistant] That we could've for sure. Anyway, then it got to the test portion. The, uh, the test audience.


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[Assistant] There's horrible stuff on TV. This was a blessing. We were not meant to be on CMT. No.


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[Assistant] It was. And if we had a show that went on a season, maybe two, probably not, you know, like, then what? Then what?


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[Assistant] Yeah, there's no telling. But I take it as a blessing. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, he was in half empty, yeaah. The old guy with the crazy teeth, yeaah. God, his teeth were amazing.


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[Assistant] See ya! Uh, too, it was like a long, one of those long ones, but it worked out, um, timing wise, the lady, her job is based out of the UK.


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[Assistant] So she had a couple day thing over there. I'm like, well, I'll jump onto that. Cause we've been to London a couple times, all of us. And, uh,


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[Assistant] And she's been a couple times, so that was fine. Went to London, London's London, like all I had for London was my flight there. It was a little bit before... Were you there during the coronation?


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[Assistant] No, this is after, thank god. Oh, I wouldn't have gone.


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[Assistant] But, uh, the flight there, I was like all excited about what am I gonna play on my Switch. And it was just a few days before Zelda, the new Zelda. Oh yeaah. But I just got this game, or games package on the Switch, uh, advanced one. That's the first thing we're talking about? Yeah, because it was a gaming channel.


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[Assistant] Advanced Wars 1 and 2. Ever heard of that? Nope. I've heard of them, never played them. Turn-based strategy, kinda like Fighter. I think you'd like it, but it's like, uhm...


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[Assistant] Dude, that, that killed time like a champ. I'm still kinda playing that more than Zelda. Really? You advanced more?


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[Assistant] Uh, get to London, uhm, a couple fun things here.


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[Assistant] Had my worst steak ever, like, hands down in my life, at a very nice restaurant. I figured this was interesting. Ah, that's the worst. You want to give them a shout out? I don't remember the name of the place, Gav's mind.


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[Assistant] Like a nice place. You could tell that and the Yelp reviews were great and we kind of last minute and we had a good buzz each of us that night.


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[Assistant] And uhm, like I said, the place was beautiful. And one of the best things on the menu apparently was this.


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[Assistant] This one didn't seem like any of those. It came out, I looked at it, and I was like, man, that's like, if I, that looks like a bad first steak I ever made in my life. Just the look of it. Yeah.


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[Assistant] On its own, and then the person came out and they had this like container to dump what was to go on the steak.


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[Assistant] And it wasn't pesto, I promise, but it kinda looked like, it looked like algae.


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[Assistant] Right? I forget what it was on the menu. Untraded pool. Something. And then I was like, but I was excited. Oh, we got this whole, what brings it all together thing. I took that first bite. I was like,


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[Assistant] So bad, and it was so bad, just, uh, anyway, UK, you gotta get, you gotta make food better.


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[Assistant] Cheese. It was like, so I've had good stuff out there, but just hands down in my life, the worst steak ever.


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[Assistant] In London. In, it happened to be in London. But whatever. Whatever, you move on. Right. Buddy Siler, cause I'm gonna do some magic at this next live show. Little bit of magic. Uh huh. So the timing worked out to go see, uh, Siler, um, at the Magic Circle, which was kinda down toward the heart of London. What a cool little place for some intimate up close magic. I think


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[Assistant] There were like two shows simultaneously going on, but on different floors, and there were like three magicians each, and then they rotated the magicians. Is this like a magician convention? It's a magician circle, that's the name of the place. Oh, that's awesome. It's like a, it's got like a museum that you can go look at, like all this history of magic and stuff, like it's a beautiful building.


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[Assistant] Yeah, apparently they have like 1500 members around the world that are part of the magic circle.


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[Assistant] And uh, Tyler got to be one of the six magicians that night. He's performed there before. So it's like seeing all the others in a tight little, you know, like Gabs and I got called up for.


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[Assistant] Uh, something that Sylar did go figure. But it was great! How fun- and then got to hang with Sylar and he gave me a little kit to work on my tricks after and uh- Nice!


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[Assistant] Does really well, everyone loves it, so uhm. Sylar, you are a fellow friend and a sweet, sweet man with a great face.


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[Assistant] He does a bunch of weddings, and uhm, he's the resident magician at a very nice restaurant out there too. Hmm. Which is, which is an interesting, but of course that's an interesting gig.


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[Assistant] Okay, that's neat. What's your day to day like? Apparently through COVID, like I said, he's been on Romania's Got Talent twice. Okay. Uhm, but apparently during COVID it was a really good thing, like for like corporations and stuff doing Zoom shows. Okay. Which is very nice for


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[Assistant] Well, at least how he made it work, he got paid well. So he got paid to just stay home and do magic. On a Zoom call. On a Zoom call. On a Zoom call. Yeah. Alright! It was like for just anything to bring up morale at these companies or whatever, you know?


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[Assistant] It went underground a good ways, but I mean it was above ground a lot of the ways too, and it's not bullet trained fast, but it was like very fast and...


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[Assistant] Yeah, that was great. How long was the ride?


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[Assistant] Little over three hours? Okay, so that's not bad. Nope. Did you play your game? Uh, no, I was looking a little bit when we were in the tunnel. When we were underground. But, uhm, drinking champagne the whole time. Oh wow.


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[Assistant] It was, yea, but if you, if, it was so fast, if you saw something on one side and you try to get someone to look at you, there, it's gone. So yea, just stick to a side, enjoy that side.


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[Assistant] Right around then. It stopped in Brussels as well. We didn't stop there, but it like goes a few places there. Neat. Yeah, it was a good way to travel. Nice.


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[Assistant] It was, uh, if you didn't know why it was ever made, it was made for... State Fair. The World Fair. World Fair. World Fair. Yep. And then the creator... Shit.


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[Assistant] Oh, who was the inventor? Because he made his apartment on the top, the third. Yeah, on the tower? Back then. Oh wow, I had no idea. He had some, uh, shit. Hamilton? Maybe it was Hamilton? Not Hamilton.


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[Assistant] But uhm, anyway, bang! That was my minimal facts on that.


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[Assistant] None true, probably. Versailles, y'all ever heard of Versailles? Heard of it. Versailles. The big palace of Versailles with the, the, like, um, Marie Antoinette.


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[Assistant] Stuff like that, like all the royalty. So we went to this place, it's probably like a half hour outside of Paris, and just talk about ridiculous money and like, you know, we've got the Biltmore estate up in Asheville, just a giant. This place, if built today,


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[Assistant] This place is ridiculous. So she had, there's the main palace, Marie Antoinette, uh, some peeps lover of course, she had a side palace on the property that was built out of nothing but pink marble.


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[Assistant] Right. Yeah. And that's a, yeah, third palace and you're bye. Ah, yeah. Anyway, that was, that place was beautiful. I move on to the next thing. We're almost done. Went down in the catacombs.


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[Assistant] John Wick's buddy probably. Explain to me what they are. It's like several cities have them, but like just these tunnel systems underneath almost the entirety of the cities. Yeah. Carry water? Just for water? No, they were for burial. Burial. Like they, they, a lot of black plague, um,


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[Assistant] Just the bones, like the, well not just the bones, I mean there's tunnels and stuff, but like...


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[Assistant] In that hour walkthrough probably went, I can't tell you how many thousands of bodies and their actual bones walked by. The bones are still there? All over the place.


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[Assistant] They layered them, it's like they had a particular way and then you'd have several layers like femurs and whatever and then a few skulls, layers, and then more. They separated them? Yeaah. Okay. Like they put effort and time into it. Cause they had so many damn bodies around, what do we do? And then sometimes, wow.


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[Assistant] For sure. So yeah, we were in a tiny section of course, but then they go out throughout the city.


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[Assistant] And then the last night I was there before I went to Minnesota, which was a beautiful thing because it was direct flight from Paris to Minneapolis. That's awesome. Wow. That was incredibly convenient. And, uh, saw Metallica the last night.


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[Assistant] They have two shows there, it's like- Who are they? Stade de France. They're coming up. Okay. Stade de France seats 80,000 people. Uhm, yeah, just a big ol' epic Metallica show, but I tell you what. Oh, this is one I wanted to get out of the way. This is important.


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[Assistant] The rumors, the, I feel like I'd gone on a long time in my life with hearing about how the French hate Americans and especially Brits.


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[Assistant] But don't like Americans, especially if you're in Paris. No one's ever heard it? You guys have heard that, right? Yes, absolutely. Just a stereotype.


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[Assistant] Not one issue, like the whole week with as many people as we dealt with, it was a pleasure. Delight. It was a delight.


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[Assistant] And then even more so at Metallica. Cause most people get to speak English and shit. Get to the Metallica show. We had really good seats. There was this group of older than middle aged men.


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[Assistant] They were part of a band as well called the Badgers. They were all wearing their Badgers shirts. They took us in. They couldn't speak shit for English, right? But they took us in so much. One of them was an Al Pacino lookalike and he was by far the most drunk. Pretty sure he dropped his phone about eight times while like facetiming someone, his wife.


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[Assistant] Fuck, I wish they had the info because... Did you look them up? We did. They have 47 likes on their Facebook page. It was adorable. These motherfuckers. I wanna hear their music.


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[Assistant] No, no, no. It was, no. But uhm, these guys, wow. Yeah. Just a fun crew. Yep. Yep. You just gotta love that, wouldn't you? Anyway, it was one of those concerts that had all the bright energy and, you know, people from around the world, of course, but uh...


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[Assistant] A lot of bands can't do that. Yeaah. The baddest thing, cause how fucking funny would it be if we could get a bunch of likes on that?


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[Assistant] A lot of classics. They played like two songs off their new stuff, I think. Wasn't too bad. And I think we got the best song off their new album.


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[Assistant] Because there was this other Frenchman that was like a few people away from me and he just, he wouldn't move much unless it was like a hit. You know, like a classic hit. That's how you, that's how you gaged it. Yea, and then I remember when he, when they started playing this, I think it's called Lux Eterna off the new album. And it's not bad.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I gave a little, uh, little tongue. Nah, it was a fun show.


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[Assistant] Were you so close? We were. If they were on our side of the stage. Because it was a revolving... It didn't revolve as a big circle and they have this snake pit in the middle. So you pay a bunch to be in that pit in the middle and you're like right up against the stage. There's like huge amount of people like in the middle of the stage. Which I have zero interest in. Right. I loved where I was.


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[Assistant] I just hate how notoriously What's-his-face is.


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[Assistant] That's the only reason I wouldn't, uh, I would choose to not get cremated if I was buried in a Simon Sandwich casket. It's the only thing.


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[Assistant] Yeah, right, kind of like Journey did the same thing, and it's like, yeah, cause if not for finding an answer as your front man,


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, the pressure, and same with Journey, like following up what's his, I always forget the dude's name, cause it's kinda like, uh... Steve?


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[Assistant] Uh, you brought up, just popped in my head because I thought it was fucking hilarious a couple nights ago. I know I've talked about it before about just kind of being fascinated with Steven Seagal and...


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[Assistant] Uh, Howard, on Stern, he was talking to, uh, Bob Oterkirk, because when Bob, back when he was one of the writers on SNL, and was when Steven Seagal was their guest once, which was the episode they didn't air.


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[Assistant] They didn't show it. Wow. Really? After the whole week, cause he was such a nightmare. Jesus. So, they were talking about that, and that's entertaining in and of itself, of course. So, that's gotta be rare for SNL just to go, we're not doing that.


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[Assistant] About Steven Seagal. He talks about it obviously better, but then they show a little clip of the final sketch that they were gonna do.


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[Assistant] Which, which was like something written but Segult came in and changed it all. Like he, it's like he didn't understand humor. Oh no. He didn't understand like, you know, making fun of yourself kind of a thing.


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[Assistant] And I think it's like Exxon, something like that. Okay. And he comes in and just starts...


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[Assistant] Beating everyone up. He brought in a ton of like, uh, stunt double, like stunt people.


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[Assistant] Then filled out the whole like cast or everyone that was cast. They were like, what the fuck is going on? And he just walked in and just started beating the shit out of everyone, throwing them through closets and just beating everyone up. And it went on for like eight minutes.


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[Assistant] Hilarious. Oh man. What a weird character. Yeah, weirdo.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, he's fascinated with seagull. Yeaah. And how much of an asshole he is. And it's true. It's true.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's been a minute for me too. Did I get some, oh.


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[Assistant] Whatcha got? I was getting the Badgers info that we all want. Really bad. Uhm, no. I'm with you on that. It's been a long time since a good Lucid one, but I-


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[Assistant] Wacky ass dreams. Mhm. They're fun. Were you gonna talk about those? The figures?


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[Assistant] The action figures you had, Simon. Growing up.


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[Assistant] I had some G.I. Joes. Yea, the little ones. Yea, the little ones. Yea, I had He-Men. G.I. Joes.


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[Assistant] Yeah, He-Man and G.I.G.O. is about it. I liked ninja stuff. Ninja Turtles I had some. I meant like swords and stars. Oh yeah, for sure. Oh yeah, and we had Star Wars of course too. Yeah, but they didn't have a good ninja line out there, did they?


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[Assistant] That's why Storm Shadow- Did you say Star Wars? What? Star Wars action figures. Okay. But like, Storm Shadow and Snake Eyes in Star- or in, uh, G.I. Joe, they were both ninjas.


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[Assistant] How far I've come. We talked about this like years ago on a podcast. I just, it was fill in time. It was topical with the action figure thing. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Okay, golf. Except that course was, was a nightmare. But, uh, but yeah, bunny man, that's something to watch, huh? Yeah. And saying, you know, yeah, like it's fun to play.


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[Assistant] So that night, like I had gone to another show that I had tickets for months ago, and I came back to the stream, and the energy in here was on point, so that told me something.


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[Assistant] Right? It's all because of Bunny Game.


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[Assistant] That it's not for a show. He's just gotta put it back, you know what I mean? If everyone's just kind of enjoying the sight of it, everybody kinda wins.


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[Assistant] No, it's fucked up. Lawsuit, you could flip that shit. Lawsuit against the kid. Yeah, oh no, that kid, he's gone. Just, yeah. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, what a concept. And I'm curious about like mounts. I think mounts will add a lot. I mean the thing I like about arc is you can kinda tame things and paint them and personalize them and you got, like you got a buddy with you. Right. So I'm curious to see what Conan's added.


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[Assistant] That was fun. Maybe we have a blacksmith named Will Smith. No, no. Maybe we get Will Smith the voice at this time. Yeah.


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[Assistant] We should build in more convenient places in every game. Like, why aren't we just neighbors to the traitor right now? In seven days. Be good to be neighbors, right?


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[Assistant] I feel like the towns we've been in have had pretty good locations. Like that one that I renovated, that was right kinda near us to begin with. We could've lived right next door.


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[Assistant] That sounds like Konami. I bet Anthony can do, Anthony can probably do it today with all the games.


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[Assistant] So, meanwhile, it's your birthday. All of us know there's a surprise party downtown. We're all there, I think at eight. Supposed to be there at eight.


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[Assistant] So she was thinking, we're gonna get drinks here, then get dinner where? Somewhere else. Yeah, you had a whole nother location planned.


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[Assistant] Is that confusing? It's not confusing. So if the surprise was at eight, then what's the-


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[Assistant] Before 8 is what the tech said. Yeah, it was before 8. You wanted to say a minute or two late. Okay, fine. So. Make sure you're there a minute or two late.


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[Assistant] That's funny. It's great though when you see, like, uh, we went to see, uh, went to Dead Crow Comedy two nights ago. Yes, we did. And the show was great. Um, but yeah, just seeing some people I hadn't seen in probably 15 years. I love it.


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[Assistant] And this venue is smaller than what I thought she would do.


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[Assistant] Do you think if you had like a distracting laugh you could change it?


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[Assistant] Yep. I mean, there's people that are, that have a crazy laugh and it's not hard to make them laugh. Yeah. And you'll be in a Denny's or something. And that's all the restaurant hears is this one person's laugh. My grandfather.


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[Assistant] Man, things are, things are so much funnier when you're in a serious situation, aren't they? Oh yeah. Are you not supposed to be goofing off? For sure. For some reason.


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[Assistant] True story, whatever. And I had actually heard this story before. Oh, you did? I think it was at like, Ellen DeGeneres' birthday or something. Something like that. But yea, I do like, I like the bit. Yea, and then hearing her play it. Yea.


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[Assistant] It's a good bit, especially when she was taking requests and someone requests something and she's like, I don't know that one.


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[Assistant] Yeah. But, uh, I liked her opening bit. I liked all of it.


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[Assistant] She didn't like the waitress. She liked the waitress. She just hated that she wasn't


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[Assistant] She was sympathetic to the server. Like a bless her heart.


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[Assistant] That's her, that's her pretty much. She wasn't just like, telling her off, she was like, Oh yeaah, no yeaah, no.


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[Assistant] Well everyone told us in the first episode, they're like, the medic's not, not, alright, right guy? I basically drew one character and just kind of duplicated their faces. And then, so we're like, oh, oh, the medic's supposed to be black? We'll make it black. And then we had a wave.


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[Assistant] Definitely out a little more, yea, definitely more than years ago. I didn't get out at all for a while. Well yea, downtown is so nice too, there's so much to see and do. There's so much new shit too now.


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[Assistant] And Dead Crow, that's my first time going. It's a great venue. There's a great outdoor area where you can slip out and there's drinks outside too. Or I guess you can get drinks inside at the bars when they open out there.


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[Assistant] Oh really? That's a great outdoor area, and indoor area.


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[Assistant] Comfortably. So every seat is a good seat.


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[Assistant] You know, it's up to you. So you build little things to help you.


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[Assistant] It looks pretty cool. You can dive down, get materials. There are little islands and things you can get to.


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[Assistant] I mean, they're fun at first, now they're oof. It's getting old. I feel like though, when you see a regular zombie, you're not challenged, so you kinda need that.


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[Assistant] It basically, for anybody that doesn't know, if you've got stuff in a chest, and you hit that button, it puts, it stacks it with it. So if there's things you don't want in a chest, don't put more of them.


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[Assistant] Oh, you just went with the N? Yeah. Oh, that's not all games.


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[Assistant] And we're like, yeah, you just died last week and logged out. Like you didn't, you didn't even bother to go get your stuff. But if we grabbed it, we made a box and were like, Simon, here's your stuff.


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[Assistant] But my point is, it's not the week after. During, it wasn't important to you to go back and get your stuff and make sure it was safe.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's the best when you keep rolling. And we all do that. We all do that.


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[Assistant] But I don't think that was, you forgot, I think that was because we weren't sure, we kinda did a test.


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[Assistant] Thanks so much. That's a fun game. It is? I could definitely play that some more. Yeah, I know.


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[Assistant] I kinda wanna hear the Bigfoot talk though. In the video.


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[Assistant] I was under the impression it took a long time to find the big fish. I was too.


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[Assistant] I've been enjoying that because that's just like something you want to try that you haven't prepared for. Yeah. Jump in, grab some drinks. It's kind of similar to the podcast, isn't it?


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[Assistant] And sometimes we're focused on the game, and sometimes we're just chit-chatting. Yea, we just talk about whatever. Played Halo, played Resident Evil. That's fun to watch.


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[Assistant] We can also just like, when something comes out, we can jump right in it. Cause usually it takes us a while to figure out how to, how to film something.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's an oven mitt. What? So a start out is just a regular oven mitt. Yes. It's almost like a, like a general or something in a military. Like he's got all these badges. Dude ads. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Oh shit. That's what the company should do. Like the place you go, if they had little patches and little pins for victories, you put them on your axe cover. That's crazy.


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[Assistant] With you coaching him and him just assuming you're wrong. Right. And you weren't.


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[Assistant] How do you forget zombies climb ladders? Right. It's...crazy.


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[Assistant] I like the idea of having, we have three beds, like in your house you put three beds down, you use one, you gotta break it. Yeah, take away the bed. And then set the other one as your respawn point.


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[Assistant] And this is gonna go, if, now we've made promises before we haven't delivered on, but is this gonna be a series that goes along beside our darkness fall series? I think it could, yea absolutely. I think it should, yea.


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[Assistant] Cause I still, I'm not done with darkness falls yet.


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[Assistant] I feel ya. Thank you. What the heck was I trying to talk about?


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[Assistant] Yeah, we gotta jump into, we should practice just a touch just to see if things change. Cause sometimes, like, at least in Darkness Falls, it's like stuff's poisoning you now, you can't eat just a can of something.


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[Assistant] Well, should we? Cause here's what I liked about the idea. We're all neighbors. We can all see each other.


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[Assistant] When the horde hits, you're either getting destroyed or you're laughing at your neighbor. I'm not sure which. But, uhm, what if we also had, can we spawn those like vending machines? Where each of us has a, like someone comes over, I mean you could just trade too, say hey, I know you're starving.


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[Assistant] I'll trade you for that bat. Yeah, what do you got? I'll give you some food for your bat. What do you got? I picked up ten cans today. Or we could have those little vending machines that eat to our house. It's like, well, you can go buy my stuff if you want to. It's down there. It's true. Yeah, I've never used those. I think they work that way.


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[Assistant] Anyway, I think it's fun because we're all trying to survive the longest. Yes. But you may have to create an alliance here and there just to get through the day.


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[Assistant] I mean, if Thicc was here, if Thicc was here for this series, I can't imagine. He'd probably play dirty. Oh yea, we'd play absolutely dirty. Probably shoot us. So we can't shoot each other.


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[Assistant] You find a chicken. Eggs. Yeah. You find eggs. Eggs. Yeah, that's right.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I want to find out in there, you know, it's a more dangerous type of zombie or whatever. Then I run, if I'm lucky.


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[Assistant] If it's a silo, you think you wouldn't need it to be named. Right.


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[Assistant] So now you can't just run into zombies all day. Your vehicle takes more damage. Yeaah. And it's harder to repair.


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[Assistant] Oh man, we're all thrown off now. Oh, vehicles. Vehicles getting damaged. Yeaah. Hey, I like it. I like a challenge.


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[Assistant] So vehicles do get damaged now, right? It just takes, it takes a lot of damage.


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[Assistant] I like that too. Yes. Cause I don't like to remember what I need to build something.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I have a place in my brain, I guess a couple. You know how computers have like RAM and then they got like...


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[Assistant] You know, hard drives and other stuff. Right. My brain has these little temporary places. I'm like, alright, I only need to know that for maybe two minutes. Oh yea, and then it's flushed? That's, that gets, yea, that's out of there. Yea. Sometimes whenever I meet people,


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[Assistant] I don't know, maybe my wife introduced me to somebody that I feel like I'm probably never gonna see this person again. You know, it's like alright, you're just gonna go over there and just sit in that corner of my brain for just, just long enough.


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[Assistant] But imagine Phil and us end up in some sort of regular thing. Then Phil gets moved over to the big leagues.


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[Assistant] That's what we're up to now, right? I'm not the quest guy. Dralis is a big quest guy.


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[Assistant] Quest are good, and uh, it's a great way to get stuff, level up, get money, do whatever.


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[Assistant] I think you'll do great. You did great last time, which lets us all know that you can do it if you put your mind to it.


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[Assistant] We're hoping you fail because we're versus, but deep down we want you to do alright.


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[Assistant] I'm glad Dallas was understanding of it.


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[Assistant] And we saw a video on YouTube of someone who was moving through it quicker.


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[Assistant] Right, okay. It's absurd. It is absurd. Now, I would want to... Or you can lay water on top of water. And like, stack it. Yeah.


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[Assistant] This might be OP, but wouldn't it be crazy, like, like in Minecraft, you can create a current of water to wash threats away, can't you? Yeah. That might make it too easy.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and she is, I don't, I don't know, she's a bit obsessive with you.


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[Assistant] Did it do the wrap around the arm?


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[Assistant] Just collect all the rats, make it where they can't reproduce, then put them back out there and they think they're reproducing but they're not.


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[Assistant] If everybody, uh, what if we just didn't have any food in the city for like a month?


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[Assistant] Yeah, Mexico's like that too. They go way back. Yeah, with the Mayan ruin.


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[Assistant] In a subway, you're seeing old ancient ruins.


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[Assistant] Mark Rangel's from Florida. Um, cause they are real tight about food up there. Down there.


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[Assistant] Yeah, if you're a murderer and you like murdering people. Yeah, and then they're gonna make


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[Assistant] Simon's been building a bunker for years, so, uh. Your AI bunker?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I, uh, I lean on the side of optimism. I mean, I'm sure when the atomic bomb came out, people were like, that's it. It's over. We're done. Hopefully this is the same. We'll figure out a nice balance. Hopefully it'll make people's lives better. Uh, getting diagnosed for diseases and other things are hopefully just huge improvements there.


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[Assistant] Lumberton? I thought it was 200 in, uh, South Carolina.


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[Assistant] You could spend $1,500 to $3,000 for MRI. Yea, in a hospital.


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[Assistant] That's doable for someone. It's doable. When you tell someone you gotta pay $3,000 just to see if there might be something. Right. Anyway.


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[Assistant] I want to talk about some good stuff now. Yeah. What you got? Uhm, I mean, I've had two really fun weekends. Yeah. Two weekends ago, I went to Greensboro and I saw a Mexican band called Mana and it was awesome.


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[Assistant] So we talked about how I was going, I think, last podcast, didn't we?


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[Assistant] Yeah, you were about to go, like, ahh. So I went, it was great, Greensboro, as I've never been to their Coliseum, it's huge.


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[Assistant] I don't go in a lot of coliseums. When you do, you're like, man, this, this, I'm up here. We didn't, we didn't, we had like seats up high.


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[Assistant] Anyway, I spent a whole week learning the choruses to like, I don't know, five or six songs. Mhm. So I got to feel like I was at a concert where I knew the band. Yeah. And the people were awesome. We're all singing together. At least I'm singing the choruses because that's all I knew.


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[Assistant] They are. And they get to take it back to Mexico where it goes further. They seem great. Uhm, yeaah, fun music. And then last week, uhm, Afster and I went down to Baldhead.


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[Assistant] It's chill. They do have a day every week. I mean there are a couple trucks on the island, probably for...


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[Assistant] There's municipal stuff, but they have a day where trucks can come over. You know, if you're a heat and air guy or whatever, you can get on the barge on like say Monday. So all the utility maintenance stuff happens on Monday. You will see a couple of trucks going around to people's houses and that's it. The rest of the week, golf carts, bikes, people walking. That sounds nice. Tons of beach cause it's an island.


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[Assistant] So like you go to Riceville Beach or something around here, you know, it's always crowded. There is so much beach there.


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[Assistant] And the parking lot is just all golf carts.


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[Assistant] Yeah, there was like a, there was a lot of, the beach was long. So it was like a little pathway, then a long, long stretch of sand. But yeah, we could, we walked to the beach.


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[Assistant] Yeah, screwdrivers, yeah, some vodka and orange juice. And before that, earlier in the day, we went kayaking.


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[Assistant] The, uh, the ferry ride for a person, is it 13 each way? I guess I gotta look it up. But it costs a little bit to get there and back, but you could go for the, you know, go in the morning, hang out all day, come back. Yeaah. No, that sounds good.


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[Assistant] I took, I went there once took my own bicycle, but they charged the same price for your bicycle.


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[Assistant] But then you can also rent bikes and golf carts there, if you don't have one, so.


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[Assistant] They got a few restaurants, uhm, later in the evening, only one or two that are open.


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[Assistant] But, uh, we also, uh, climbed the lighthouse. They got an old lighthouse there called Old Baldy.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's uh, it's pretty high up there. And the stairs, I guess they're sturdy, but they look kinda...


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[Assistant] But when you get to the very top, uhm, like it's stairs going kind of in a, you know, corkscrew up, and then at the very top there's a little ladder and you gotta get this little hatch so that you're up where the light is on the glass. What do you say little hatch? It's little. Little hatch.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I mean, for me it was like, I was like, okay, I guess I can squeeze through this. Really? And I'm pretty small.


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[Assistant] What's that place? Fishy? Fishy or something? Fishy Fish. Fishy Fish. Fishy Fish. In Southport. Yeaah. It's got a great like outdoor, cause the seating's covered but kinda outdoorsy. And then uhm, yeaah, just a great place to have lunch.


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[Assistant] So they have the restaurant, and then they have like a covered screened in porch dining area, and then an outdoor area. We sat in the screened in porch area. They got a door.


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[Assistant] That all the staff and people that eat there just walk out of them, just let the door slam, and it slams. It's like this old thin door, just, wap, wap, wap.


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[Assistant] And it probably slams every 30 seconds to every minute.


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[Assistant] See, I thought they just called it the slamming door cafe. People would accept it more. Instead of going, why don't they fix that?


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[Assistant] No one's outside. No one's sitting outside. Cause they're going outside to serve those people and every time they come back in.


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[Assistant] But it's mainly, I don't even think so. It's mainly, from what I remember, one loud bang.


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[Assistant] Not so much the follow up bangs. Okay, maybe I'm remembering wrong. I could have swore it was like whap whap. Because it really needs either a spring, cause they have little felt pads all along the thing that don't do a thing. That don't do a thing.


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[Assistant] I'm really surprised it's not more important than to stop.


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[Assistant] Yeah, just imagine I was clapping my hands behind your head while you're talking to people.


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[Assistant] You know what? Would you be interested in being the slamming door czar of baldhead island?


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[Assistant] So, I'm just saying. You would at least get the, the, uh, what do you call it? They have like staff ferry. That's cheaper. Okay, good. So, I want to get a discount.


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[Assistant] We got, we got an hour. Well, we only did maybe 5% of it. Oh yeah, the girls did do us the work.


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[Assistant] But yeaah, hey, it's still early in the year, summer's here, we gotta do a few more weekends like that somewhere.


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[Assistant] I'd like us to go up to, uh, Hatteras 2. Ooh, Hatteras, yeaah. Maybe we'll finally do that at Hangliden.


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[Assistant] We could look at Airbnbs, but camping's fun too. No, camping is- Campfire.


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[Assistant] A day or two later, but yea, we were soaked for a day or so.


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[Assistant] And that campsite's great because it's, it kind of juts out of the water, you know, so it's very hilly, so all the water's just gonna run back into the lake.


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[Assistant] We need to do some camping this year. For sure. Let's do it. For sure. It'd also be nice if we can, uh, work while traveling sometimes. Mmm, yeaah.


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[Assistant] So when I was eating lunch today, I was reading this article about this, uh, what was it called? Sight? Sightful? Or something? I don't know. But it could be any, any augmented, uh, glasses that might come out in the future. Cause you were talking about getting a laptop.


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[Assistant] But if you could just take a smaller computer with you, and then boom, have all your, not, not hauling monitors around, you know. Right, yeaah. Put your glasses on. Put your glasses on. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Or you go to a trader and you can actually talk to it? Yea. What you got? What kind of guns you have?


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[Assistant] Right. Oh, you want guns, hey? Right.


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[Assistant] Or you can get off topic. Just like, have you eaten at the slam and door cafe?


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[Assistant] Yeah, but if it's in the game, AI stuff is getting there where you can ask it anything, can't you?


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[Assistant] You can teach the trader what Taco Bell is. It's like, what is that? Exactly where I'm from. It's a, it's a fast food place. You can get tacos. That's fun. Yeah. Sounds crazy. You want to buy a gun? And then you show up next week and he's opened a Taco Bell in Skyrim.


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[Assistant] Yep, then there's no more dragons, it's just Taco Bells everywhere.


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[Assistant] I franchised. Game is going to get crazy. I hope it wouldn't have never gained.


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[Assistant] I'll do it as best as I can. Yeah, cuz right now I have some slurred speech, more of a deficit in my right side. So now we're going to look at different options. Yes.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, and uh, who knows where the stop may be now. You know, could do like a tour.


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[Assistant] But, uh, yeaah, uhm, looking, I think, more towards surgery now, because there was a, uh, drug called Val-08-something-whatever. Right. And we're trying to get it, but...


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[Assistant] Yeah, they could actually boost my platelets right now if they wanted to.


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[Assistant] And so I've done some stuff to boost my platelets, so I think tomorrow I'll go in for the labs and see if, you know.


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[Assistant] Okay. There you go. But there might be a waiting period because of, you know, the drug and then submitting paperwork. I don't know, but it sucks.


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[Assistant] Also, I have woke up high as a kite.


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[Assistant] Well, probably the dose was high. Okay. And I went to sleep, you know, probably not high. And then I woke up and I'm like, what is this? Did you wake up?


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[Assistant] Yeah, cause uhm, when you have the, uh, full dose of the pooper, you don't get that high.


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[Assistant] Freaky! Yea, give me, uh, my arm. And, uh, I'll just practice seven days, you know?


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[Assistant] You know, y-you guys can, uh, come visit. In New York? I will! The pizza shops.


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[Assistant] Call every dev that we know. You know, make sure that there's some sort of homage to me.


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[Assistant] Light it up for the, uh, you know, as far as like, expense wise. Make sure they know, you're paying for a thick 44.


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[Assistant] Wanna make sure our asses are covered? Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, you're right. Uhm, I would say, a new, uhm, zombie. Bear. And like, grotesque. Yes! We'll hit the fun part.


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[Assistant] And then, uh, maybe, something in Battlefield? Mhm.


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[Assistant] The Conan people? Oh, they're in. Oh yeaah, they're in for sure.


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[Assistant] But I should, you know, maybe I've got some weird deformed god. You should be, you're the god. You're the god. You should be the god.


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[Assistant] In this last recording we had, which might, I might be jumping the gun, you may have not seen it, but like, it doesn't really matter.


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[Assistant] You and I, Abstra, we noticed a couple of details. I mean, the details are, it's in the details, man. But like, the little gnats up by the light. Just didn't expect it, but it makes so much sense. Sleeping spiders during the day.


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[Assistant] That's true. That's right! But what the container's made of is, is... Say we're leaving that, we'll leave that be.


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[Assistant] There's a cat? Yeah, we were talking about that. Just like, whatever your neighbor, your neighbor could have like an Asian-themed backyard. That neighbor and all of a sudden you got a whole other world or end up in a grocery store.


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[Assistant] Speaking of survival games, which we do at times, uhm, long dark, they just had an update, no? Yea, yea, they had an update. Oh yea, I love that. But they're continuing to improve that game.


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[Assistant] Man, I always have to retrain my brain when I come across those. I'm like, damn it. Be good for your brain.


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[Assistant] Completely. I feel like it will never, they will never go bad. Like, our landlord probably bought a couple hundred in bulk, maybe back in, who knows, the fifties.


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[Assistant] I was living with you when we went up there. Yeah, I passed out in his tree house in the backyard.


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[Assistant] Stunt thing. It was just that last weekend that they had like...


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[Assistant] Slayer playing there, you know. Like, they, you know, just have bands come and play all the time. Part of their ass is off. There's no wonder he became this full-blown alcoholic.


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[Assistant] So if you're the artist, that's your bread and butter. It is? Yeah. And like, you're the one who, like, just, we don't know. It's obviously grabbing from, like you were saying, thousands and thousands of images and stuff like that, but like, you're not getting a penny.


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[Assistant] You're an artist, and uhm, you happen to do a bunch of children's books. That's your bread and butter. Yeah. And now, a lot of these, uh, authors are like, you know what, we're gonna go with the way of AI. Sorry, Simon. And a lot of it's your art.


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[Assistant] You're like, yup, that's the answer. No, no, uhm. Well, I'm just saying you're getting less jobs working, illustrating children's novels now. That was- Oh, for sure.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, like taxis adjusting to Ubers.


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[Assistant] Alfred right? Alfred. Is it Alfred Pennyworth?


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[Assistant] Since we're here and I know we try to avoid it and stuff like that, uhm, I highly recommend the new Pinocchio.


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[Assistant] I watched it last night. The Guillermo del Toro one? Yep. Is it animated? It's, yeah, uh, it's animated, but it looks like it's claymation. Kind of the style of the animation looks claymation. Ooh, okay. It's fucking great.