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[Assistant] So they just had to keep going. Did he finally lose or did they just stop?


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[Assistant] Yeah. And so he, and he just, and so he, he, why didn't he just keep going to like get a two million?


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[Assistant] Yeah. He pressed his luck. He, uh, that's crazy. That like to be that smart to figure it out. And then, and then you just like, you know, and then you're like, you go and end up, and it looks like he borrowed that suit.


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[Assistant] I'd probably go, I'd go, I'd dive deep to be like in my family. My family would be probably very funny on it.


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[Assistant] Just for the TV aspect of it is like having my dad and, you know, just having my immediate family. Like my dad, my brother, my sister, my mom, and me, I think would be.


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[Assistant] My family would be mad that I'm the one that got the offer to be on it. And so I get to choose. They go, they go, all right, well, who are we going to choose? I go, no, no, no, I, I have to be there. And they're like, oh, uh, uh.


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[Assistant] You maybe go, maybe you think like alright, who could in my family, like you just had to pick someone that's like super smart.


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[Assistant] So me and my sister play a game, me and my sister think a lot, what was the, I forget the game, uh,


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[Assistant] Where, it was something where you say, uh, I can't remember, you name, you name something and then you, you say, uh,


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[Assistant] God, what was it like? Cereal. And then you go, we're three, two, one, and if you say the same word. This is a game you guys invented? Yeah. No, I think it's a game that it's, you know, some game. And then you'd be like, if you both go Frosted Flakes.


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[Assistant] Like, you know, our, it's like fruit. So on one, two, three, let's say what we think of fruit. One, two, three. Pineapple. Y'all both said pineapple. That's weird. I said banana. His banana is a fruit. Yeah. Uh, I don't know why y'all say pineapple. What is a weird, what kind of.


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[Assistant] Ordinary people. I bet I got two or three at the end there, you know.


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[Assistant] Yeah, uh, I was trying to think of another, like, uh, uh, brand.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeaah, you can say brand of car. Ready? One, two, three, five. Toyota.


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[Assistant] But me and my sister would always say the same thing. Like a very random, like, sometimes we would say the wrong thing, but we both would say the wrong answer. And you see, like our brains are...


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[Assistant] I think I've been somewhere where the Price is Right is, like a studio or something I was in and it was like Price is Right is right over, I was, where was I at?


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[Assistant] Yeah, cause they're like, Price is Right is right over there. And I was like, can we go in there? And I don't think we could go in. They wouldn't let us.


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[Assistant] But I was like, man, I might get to spin this wheel.


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[Assistant] The energy's gotta be, you gotta be just hopping. I don't think I'd ever get it.


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[Assistant] Like someone that's like, you know, someone that probably doesn't have any money and they're like, I don't, dude, I don't, I don't know how much any, like going to Destin Ford is probably going to be like, I don't even know what that is. Cause he's a sailor. So if he's, the only reason he's on there is because they, like he just got lucky to be like, we're going to have sailors on.


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[Assistant] Like he just happens to be there. It's not like he's taking a trip. So this dude's probably never been anywhere. So you're, I mean, he's probably like, yeah, I don't know. I mean.


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[Assistant] Well the, I wouldn't know the, the, I mean the living room set, like how would, it's so, I guess you just had to be prepared, but this dude could be like,


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[Assistant] So if you get a car, you could be playing a few grand, right?


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[Assistant] Well that one's probably worth it, you still make.


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[Assistant] $37, what does he make? $37,000 in prizes? If you can sell them.


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[Assistant] I gotta pay these taxes. I mean yea, I'd imagine it's a hassle.


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[Assistant] Like it's not straight up cash where you're like alright, cash is kinda easy cause you're like, you gotta walk away with cash. This is like.


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[Assistant] Yeah. What did they say when she, it's like they just try to, yeah, that's crazy.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's crazy. I mean, yeah, I, like, uh,


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[Assistant] You gotta give it to him. Like, you gotta show like that, you're like, it's your fault.


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[Assistant] She was like the moat, like, and then what, I mean, what is he?


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[Assistant] Have someone in your life that died of a mountain climbing accident.


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[Assistant] And then you have a game of mountain climbing where if he loses, he falls off a mountain.


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[Assistant] And then the guy just goes, Fritz seems like a good name for that.


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[Assistant] That's actually a perfect name for it. It's actually the best name you could choose.


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[Assistant] The doctor just comes in and he goes, uh, you got some scars and we're going to have to, one of your shoulders lowered. And you go, uh, can that happen? And you go, it did. I mean, it's happened, you know.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that doesn't make sense. Something's not right. Why are you keep questioning me? You go, I'm not questioning you guys. Showers. Yeah, that doesn't, you just see her just the one because what are you talking about? And then, uh, not to make fun of it. I'm sure we have people at home. They're like,


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[Assistant] Any living room suit that you want to give away?


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[Assistant] Uh, yeaah. When you get motorcycles away and they have to wear helmets and stuff like that? I'd do that. I mean, this poor girl. She's still alive? Yeaah. Oh, bless her heart.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he's trying to help the show. Yeah. It's like, then you're going to imagine the people right after him.


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[Assistant] Like just if you, if you happen to get on, try to make up for it right after that. And you're like, dude, I got hammered because you win money. I lost money. And you're like, how do you lose money? And he goes.


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[Assistant] They didn't go, they didn't have to call a couple zoos and just go, you got, you got one just beating around out there. Some old elephant and just throw this dude. He's, he said it on TV.


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[Assistant] I mean, what if you just go, we're gonna say no.


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[Assistant] But then you just go, okay. And then you let him, see if he wants to sue enough for that elephant.


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[Assistant] You know, that's funny that no one ever tried it. I mean, Ken Jennings, I guess just...


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[Assistant] But you're like, yeah, I'll just go. Cause when I, if I get it and I'm guessing that I'm going to win it, then it's like, you just get so, yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah. And they're all just, can you just keep pressing the button and hope you time it out right?


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[Assistant] Well they just did, didn't they do like the best, like who was the best Jeopardy player of all time? The Tournament of Champions? Yea.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. And who won? Then Ken Jennings won. Ken Jennings won. Ken Jennings won. Mhm.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Uhm, so he beat James, like, it didn't work on James.


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[Assistant] Well, we probably have to, then Ken studies how he's doing it and then you got three dudes like, so who's the quickest.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well it's so crazy about that story, it's pretty funny.


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[Assistant] Or the idea that like this dude was like auditioning all these people for, uh, Jeopardy. And then he goes, you know what? I'll just do it. And you're like, well, that's not how it's supposed to be at all. Like, why do we even, why did you audition?


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[Assistant] And then, so it's like, okay. And then he does it. And then me, I mean, within...


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[Assistant] Ours. They're like, well, you've, you've said stuff on, they found some old interview.


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[Assistant] And then they go, you said stuff which I don't think should happen, but it's like they go back through it.


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[Assistant] It's like, I don't like when that stuff happens, but then there's times where you're like a guy like that. You're like, but you probably had all this coming, man. Like you can't.


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[Assistant] You're not the guy, like it's like you, that kind of thing drives me crazy cause it's, it's a guy that's, uh, produces this and sees Alex Trebek and goes, I think I can do it. And I'm in charge of hiring whoever. So I'm going to give myself the job.


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[Assistant] Yeah. And you're like, I know you think it's an easy thing, but there's something too, while we watched Alex Trebek. And the way you're even doing this is.


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[Assistant] Is now, you're like, I would have never, no one would have watched that show.


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[Assistant] Like he took, like it's a coach in train, like the, what is the, uh, Interim player coach. No interim. Interim. Interim.


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[Assistant] He, I know, why would you take it? It's cause he, those guys, I believe that those guys get jealous of the fame that they get.


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[Assistant] And then they think, well, I've been here every day. No one knows who I am. I'm making this game go more than Alex is. Everything Alex has, you know, there's a bit of that.


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[Assistant] That looks awful. That looks awful.


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[Assistant] And, and then, and they got the girl from Blossom, which is like a good one to get. She's like a rock. She went to Harvard or something. So it's like, she's perfect.


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[Assistant] Yeah, she wants the job, I think, and like, you're like...


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[Assistant] It's kind of a perfect kind of thing. Everybody knows her. You're probably, everybody's going to probably be like, I don't want to continue to watch the show. It's like someone that gets in their own way. You always think of that when someone gets in their own way and it's kind of crazy.


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[Assistant] Cause you see, you think it would be easy not to get in your own way. And then like that guy couldn't.


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[Assistant] You couldn't help it, you know? Yep. And it's, uh...


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[Assistant] You got in your own what? You, and so instead you might end up losing all your jobs versus you could, you could be just have another maybe 40 year run.


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[Assistant] Of just a consistent, that, we're not taking that show away.


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[Assistant] Jeopardy's like the one thing that's like, it just, it probably can't go away. People, there's just not another game. You know, game shows are hard to like, I think, I think networks and stuff want to try them.


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[Assistant] But I think they're hard to make click. It's hard to keep it. And even deal or no deal.


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[Assistant] Was a great, I loved Deal or No Deal. I thought it was awesome. I remember watching it. Uh, is it still on? With Wayne Brady? Howie Mandel? Yeah, Howie Mandel. What's the show with Wayne Brady?


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[Assistant] But they just don't feel like they do. I feel like Dwayne Wade's got one now. And his is like. Doesn't Peyton have one?


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's funny, Peyton is, uh, I think Cooper manning in Peyton, but it's on something crazy. Like I want to say Dwayne Wade's is on like TBS or something.


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[Assistant] Dwayne Wade just doesn't have the personality for it. Like he, I've watched it, uh, and he's just not, it's just like, Peyton's got a great personality. Yeah. You know, and, uh,


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[Assistant] It's Dwayne Wade, I don't feel like has that. He's not like, he doesn't have that, uh, that kind of personality like that. Like LeBron could have the, like he, you could see him doing it or, you know, Steph Curry, I feel like has a, you know, I know he did that golf. He had hosted though.


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[Assistant] But yeaah, I didn't really watch a ton of it. I just watched Dwayne Wade. It's almost like they just set him up wrong. Where it's, it's kinda quiet.


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[Assistant] Maybe cause that's COVID stuff, but it's kind of quiet. He's going to eat, like ask them a couple of questions and they get in there. And I think it's hard. I mean, it's hard to talk and like be able to do that, you know?


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[Assistant] Ellen has one, I think. I mean, that's what Ellen, she's built for that. Like perfectly built for it. Chris Hardwick. I mean, you know, I think you get a game show. It's a good gig. I mean, you just go every day. It's fun. You get to see someone win or lose. You gotta be funny.


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[Assistant] And I mean, it just, it's not going to, you know, if it hits, it can.


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[Assistant] It's your goal. I mean, that's like getting tonight's show, like found getting tonight's show. You're like, you did it. You're going to be like the Pope.


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[Assistant] Yep. And you're going to be like, all right, I'll do this forever. Like it'd be, I think I always, you think would you want that gig? And, but I think I would like.


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[Assistant] Foxworthy did it. Foxworthy loved it. He loved it. He was like, it was great. Like we just did it. You just pump them out. And you know, uh, I was on Ridiculousness. I mean, that's not a game show, but it's like, uh, like that show dude, they're pumping. Uh, they're doing a ton of those. Like you're, they're like six a day.


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[Assistant] And I mean, we, you go in there and sit and you're in there for 20, 25 minutes, whatever how long the show is, you're in there as long as- Really? Yeah.


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[Assistant] Like you just sit there and they just plow through it. They let you make your jokes and you show you clips and you talk about it and make a joke and they come back to you and like, I mean, but it's, it's, it's down to a science, which is great. Cause it's like, that's an easy show to watch and you're, you know.


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[Assistant] Those are the shows to, those are probably the shows to try to create. Cause it's like, they just can't really go away until you want them to go, until it's like, and then the formula is there with ridiculousness. I mean, Rob Dyrdek is like awesome and their whole crew, you're like, everybody likes them.


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[Assistant] Uh, and Rob Dyrdek, I mean, I'm such a big Rob Dyrdek fan, uh, from Robin Big, like in all those shows.


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[Assistant] He sits there mixing jokes and like, you know, kids are watching it. Like you don't, there's not as much pressure. It's like, yeah, you're like, oh, it's just on. It's just on at like.


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[Assistant] Gas stations. It can be on anywhere. Like it just can be on anywhere. You know?


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[Assistant] And then on, was it Jeopardy? Yeah, maybe.


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[Assistant] And then on kids- Wimbledon. I'm gonna say Wimbledon. Wimbledon. I think I would've said done.


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[Assistant] Just cause I see it, you see it on TV with the D. Yeah. See it spelled out.


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[Assistant] I feel like you just have to do that though in that game. Like you have to be like, we can't be...


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[Assistant] It's like you can't cut corners, you can't be like, alright.


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[Assistant] They're like, it is what it is dude, like I'm sorry, but you know going in, you better be able to spell it. And, you know.


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[Assistant] Emancipation. I mean, how hard would that, I don't know if I could spell it. Emancipation. Eman. E-M-M-A-N.


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[Assistant] They tell you what the secret is and then they show the people?


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[Assistant] What year was that? 1956. Man, that's a mile.


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[Assistant] My dad was born, my dad and mom, my dad was born in 55. I think my mom was born in 56. And...


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[Assistant] Yeah. I mean, this guy was alive. My parents were alive. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Like you could get a word of mouth about Lincoln to go, no, I saw Lincoln with my own eyes. I saw his last breath. You know, that's crazy, dude.


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[Assistant] See that's what I mean, cause you could, that's why these gigs are so good.


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[Assistant] It's like, it's just so consistent. Like I feel like in show business, inconsistent is like the name of the game. Like you don't know where anything's going to come from. There's no, you don't know what's going to happen.


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[Assistant] It's the closest you can get to a nine to five job is like one of these and they don't go away because you're the face of the show.


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[Assistant] And people get used to seeing ya, and they're like, I just don't, I want you.


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[Assistant] You know, Bob Barker, you're like, Bob Barker's the guy, don't change it up.


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[Assistant] I'll show my kids Bob Barker, my kids, I mean you're just, it's never gonna go away cause you're like, as long as he's up there.


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[Assistant] I like this, it's, you know, kind of a mindless TV and you get a, you know.


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[Assistant] Not family feud, it's taking about, uh, who wants to.


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[Assistant] That's crazy, I mean he's, I mean is he like, you know, he's like, uh, he's just going through and like, apple? Orange?


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[Assistant] The famous one is, I remember that where, I think I was watching it live, where the guy says, I'm gonna call my dad.


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[Assistant] And I remember, I think I remember, cause that was a, who wants to be a millionaire? Cause they can call my lifeline, because dad is the one that lets you know I won a million dollars. It's the greatest thing ever.


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[Assistant] He goes, dad, I don't need your help. I just want you to know that I'm about to win a million dollars.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he caught him, like, right? Didn't he catch him or he played against him?


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[Assistant] Uh, what's the main actor? The two actors? Ray Fiends?


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's the guy that was the good looking guy. Yes. But the other guy. John Turturro. John Turturro, like.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, we are, they may as well look it up like that. Well, he's a handsome guy.


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[Assistant] I mean, that's crazy to be like that confident. I guess, I mean, that makes you a surrogate. Like you're like, I'll just go on TV and they're not shows you the two. When was this? Uh, 78, I think.


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[Assistant] Oh, that's what they said, it was planted there?


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[Assistant] And he had to wait until someone wrote a letter. I mean, it was probably months.


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[Assistant] I mean, can you imagine, like that's the idea of like thinking, we're reading people's comments.


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[Assistant] These people just type it, you get pretty, like, quick, comic, cause it's like, before you can even really, probably think about what I should be doing or not saying, you print it out and then we read, from Scala. Guy from Scala.


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[Assistant] But back then you had to sit there and write a letter out and mail it and then just never know if it gets, you know, I guess when you see these people win the money, but like how many times you just, you're like, yeah, just never, you never knew.


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[Assistant] You got this, the one day I threw a bottle is the same day I found a bottle. That's why I went and did it again. Had you ever opened it and you go, not yet, I'm waiting.


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[Assistant] Then he goes, you never blew this. I went out, found a message in the bottle, like, that's crazy. Why were you out there? I threw a...


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[Assistant] Same kind of bottle that you used? Yea, there's only so many bottles.


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[Assistant] Mine had a label on it when I threw it, this one didn't. And you go, wow, that's crazy dude.


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[Assistant] Mine had a label, this one did. I think I had a silver cap, this is a red cap.


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[Assistant] It's the panic of having to like, do the answer. Like that's the...


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[Assistant] That's the problem. I think I would do better than people would think I would do, but I also think, I think I could maybe do better than people think I could do, like if I was on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, but then I think there's a great chance I'm gonna get knocked out immediately. Like there's a, like, I think I could, like, there's a,


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[Assistant] There's just such a heavy chance of just me not knowing the $100 one, but then I would know the rest, like eight. Yeah. But then the $100 one's like, it's like some, some about Sia or something. I'm like, I don't know.


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[Assistant] And I mean, he's, and I mean, look, it worked out, but I mean, can you imagine the 500 ideas that she said? That were terrible. Yeah.


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[Assistant] What about airplane trays? What if he did some of that? And he's like, uhm, he just sits there.


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[Assistant] What if it was like a game show where you like sit in an airplane seat and you're like, how quick can you take this air seat apart? And he's like, I don't, and he goes, I mean, you know, and he goes, it's like the same game over and over again. No, there's a hundred seats on this plane.


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[Assistant] And then she does the Jeopardy one and he's got to be like, no, she came up with it. And then he goes, you have to sit through the 8,000 ideas I had to sit through.


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[Assistant] 100 episodes. That's syndication. Syndication. We did a 40 D middle seat.


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[Assistant] That's a big episode. Celebrities, celebrity exit rows. You get the, you get the celebrities in the exit row. Let's see. Oh, a little bit farther bend. How fast you got to take that seat apart.


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[Assistant] If I'm not, if I, if I don't make it, this is what you gotta listen to, is just that going, remember? I think it was you. Was it not? Alright. Hmm. Okay. Just thinking the whole time. I swear, you don't like Diet Coke.


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[Assistant] Well, it's like you could just say, your system would be like, if they answer, you can ask the question, you could give them just the first letter of all your answers. What do you all tell you? You're like, GLF.


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[Assistant] And then you go, when you hear this answer, you're gonna, you're gonna think of a G and you know it's that. Like you say something as y'all walk by each other.


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[Assistant] And then that was it. He was probably the first time he ever shot through a metal rim.


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[Assistant] He could, he's like the 95 year old where he could go back and go, I was in the same town of Naismith when he invented the game of basketball. He goes, oh, where are you?


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[Assistant] I lived down the street from his, uh, I worked with his dad.


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[Assistant] I don't, I don't know. It's, it's, there's part of me that thinks that the story seems like it could be a joke. Maybe it's not, but I could also see it happening. Like that's what, because that is what we picture you think of someone from a big city moves and goes, look at this. How are they doing that? You know? Right. Yeah. But they think abuse is like, uh, you know, I mean, they, they, people get after the horse carriage.


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[Assistant] It's what our, what a horse is there for. He's being used for the real thing.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's fun. That's gotta be, I mean, that's fun. It makes that, that's so much more special for them. Yeah.


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[Assistant] If someone said, I mean, that's what someone could do is like just be, how?


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[Assistant] Could we talk about, the episode's called Game Shows and we talk about the OJ trial and Amish people Googling girls.


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[Assistant] We did it. Uh, all right, everybody. That's it for us. That's it. That's it for us. Let's go folks. Uh, thank you guys very much as always, and, uh, we will see you next week. See you.


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[Assistant] I am wow. That's weird to think about. Yeah, I will be, I don't know where in Alaska, but I'm there.


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[Assistant] No walking. That was the deal breaker. She said, we can go anywhere. I said, only if we can, I don't have to walk anywhere.


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[Assistant] I love it nice and cold. Yeah. So I bet there are a lot of guys that look like me up there. Yeah. Trying to get away from the beach. A lot of women too. What do you say? You go to a hotel.


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[Assistant] When you're in a hotel room, what do you set the thermometer at?


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[Assistant] 72 always feels like too hot to me. I know that's supposed to be the standard. 72.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'll go down. So should I go to bed? You can get some of these down to 50, 58.


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[Assistant] Most of the time I wake up middle of the night like, okay, I'm pretty cold. Then I turn it up, but it feels great when it's first getting going. Oh dude, it's the best.


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[Assistant] Maybe people are there for work, like throughout the week. People are getting up that early.


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[Assistant] Have you heard, speaking of a voice, have you heard the head coach of Tennessee talk? Have people told you that he sounds like you?


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[Assistant] It would be weird to hear somebody do an impression of you on stage. I've never had that.


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[Assistant] Well also it's just, that would be every line you could call back. You could call back something. Just get watered down with it over.


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[Assistant] Yeah, the worst is you have a, where you get like a, ayo! That kinda, that's the worst.


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[Assistant] Well, you're also playing 3d chess in a way, Nate, because you are beating a dead horse.


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[Assistant] So you don't need to use that term, you're doing it. You're very meta in that.


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[Assistant] Does he do an audio book of him reading it Dina? Oh, I don't know.


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[Assistant] If you, what, if you listen to the audio book? Nah, people are doing it. That's like smart.


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[Assistant] That's the cursor. That does look like you, man.


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[Assistant] Even look, I mean, it's smiling, but it looks a little worried.


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[Assistant] I mean the line is just the shortest distance between two points.


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[Assistant] So that's what we should be saying. I'm the line at the grocery store.


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[Assistant] It's like a, I'm stuck in traffic, but you are the traffic.


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[Assistant] I mean, I'm the prime one, but. I'm the prime minister.


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[Assistant] Minister of Defense, is that what they call it over there? I don't know.


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[Assistant] You're that age, you love kings and queens and princesses and stuff like that.


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[Assistant] Well that's impressive. But if you're talking about fame, I think you take off...


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[Assistant] Remove her from the context of being queen, like take her off the throne, put her flower hat away.


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[Assistant] How many people do you think will know that that's her? You just see her walking around like a Kroger.


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[Assistant] I think, not the harp on that, I think Michelle Obama is more well known than the Queen is.


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[Assistant] It was the other players couldn't go anywhere because they were so instantly recognizable.


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[Assistant] Well, not enough to live in the castle. They're just out there.


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[Assistant] How close was it? Have you gotten that far in the West Wing yet? Where they have a scene about that? No. Where'd you give up on the West Wing?


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[Assistant] It's scarier not to see it sometimes. Just kinda tilt the camera away.


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[Assistant] A bowling ball? That's nice. You guys used to bowl a lot more.


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[Assistant] Where's Scott? You can take him or leave him, really.


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[Assistant] She's gonna say Nick to Vicky. Yea, it's Nick.


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[Assistant] So here's a map of the, of countries that are current Commonwealth realms. So blue is where she can't go red if she can't step foot in. The red is countries that used to be, used to be colonies or Commonwealth realms.


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[Assistant] I just caught up with that. That was funny.


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[Assistant] Pretty wild. So the queen, the queen rules over all of this, huh?


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[Assistant] Yeah, abdicate to remove yourself from the throne. It's one of those words that has a very narrow meaning like defenestrate. You know what that word means? Yeah. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah. It's like how often, how many opportunities do you get to use that word?


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[Assistant] There were two kids at my high school that played risk, but isn't there a part of risk where you rolled, you rolled dice?


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[Assistant] Whoever has the highest number. Instead of doing that they played games of chess.


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[Assistant] Instead of rolling dice. So this game lasted eight, nine months. They just played it every day.


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[Assistant] It's about the- the- See the prince or the king.


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[Assistant] During World War II and he has a really bad stutter and he has to deliver these speeches so he finds a speech therapist to help him. That's what it's about. It's not about the guy who writes them.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah. He gets real frustrated. Yeaah. But the speech therapist that he hires is very good and patient with him and fixes him. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Not fix, fix is the wrong word, but helps him do the speeches. Yeah. Yeah. Well.


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[Assistant] Maybe go to the Vatican, Randall, the kid not the Pope or something. I would be, I would be in the.


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[Assistant] Uh, you think that's one of the, you know, like there's the unwritten rule that you don't start eating until everybody has their plate. But you think...


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[Assistant] Almost every time I'm waiting, somebody goes, yeah, go ahead dude, don't wait on me. I feel like the queen has to do that.


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[Assistant] But if you're a family, you're like, come on, grandma.


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[Assistant] Lift it up. No spoons though, huh?


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[Assistant] I confirmed what Brian said, I found a bunch of articles about it.


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[Assistant] I would like to deny her a hug. If I ever met, she'd try to give me a hug. I'd be like, absolutely not.


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[Assistant] Oh, you can do it like that. I can't, I can't get that far.


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[Assistant] Yeah, now if I met the queen, that's all I'd be looking at, you know.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I haven't followed that much, but something's going on.


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[Assistant] I like this. What do you think they'd do if you've lost weight during this? Get back in there. Eat some more.


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[Assistant] What do you think the equivalent that would be of an American culture, somebody dying, somebody who's just been an institution like that for so long?


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, well the country would mourn. I guess, yeah.


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[Assistant] So not, not really. I always think like ring around the Rosie. That made me think every children's song has some hidden, horrifying meaning. Yeah. So this song, London bridge is falling down just about the bridge.


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[Assistant] That's a third of the world. A lot of people watch MASH, dude.


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[Assistant] I thought it was an astronomical amount of people. Yeah, it did.


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[Assistant] World Cup 2010-2014, 3.2 billion.


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[Assistant] FIFA World Cup has attracted an average of 3.2 billion viewers in 2010.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I can't tell you where I was the first time I heard about COVID.


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[Assistant] It's such a headache. Yeah. Who's sitting there making sure all this happens?


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[Assistant] June 25th through the 27th, Zanies, Chicago. I'm headlining.


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[Assistant] Oh, that's cool. As an Atlanta punchline, you can see written, it says, thanks for letting me bomb here, Bill Burr from years ago. It's pretty cool.


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[Assistant] I want to believe in aliens because it shows that some civilization didn't blow themselves up and were able to get out in space and have some fun. Is that a hopeful thing?


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[Assistant] Welcome everybody to the Nate Land Podcast. Uh, also special guest, we mentioned there's an airplane.


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[Assistant] It's helicopters, my special all over again. Uh, Dustin Chaffee. Hey. Welcome back. Thank you buddy. To the show.


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[Assistant] We were all out, me, you, Nick, all roommates.


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[Assistant] Now we're back on the road this weekend. So much fun. Saw your Pittsburgh. Yeaah. It's a big deal for you. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] DC is the best cause we would go do it at night at DC and you just go, you go during the day, but then you go at night and you're just like driving all over the city. It was awesome. And then, uh, yeah, when you did it when you're in DC, I mean, it was, what would you have to do? I had the video of you, like you stopping would just be, he'd have to hop off and run with it. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it was a big deal. I mean, he was, I, I, uh, the way I got to come up in New York, uh, is there's no better way. I don't think. And I, I'm actually sad that it's kind of gone like that kind of way.


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[Assistant] The freedom that we had at Boston in a sense is, I mean, we got to be there, we knew our role.


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[Assistant] When we were just starting, we got it, we're handing out flyers, you're part of a show, you feel a part of something.


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[Assistant] Which is nice. It's all of you together. That's a big, big deal in comedies. Like, cause it's...


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[Assistant] You need to, so many people are starting, you don't know anybody, you're nervous, but you think everybody else is not nervous and you're like, well, am I the only one that's nervous? And so you need to...


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[Assistant] Like go kind of see the same people every day. And that's what we did. We'd go to Boston every day and we'd meet at seven o'clock.


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[Assistant] And then we just go and like, you're just, and so you're around each other. And then seeing in the way you ran to Boston.


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[Assistant] Was, a club, I just don't know if they've been run like that. It was like the show would start at what, eight?


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[Assistant] Yeah. I mean, it's such a good idea for a show. Like you have, there's a system in place at the beginning, but the idea of it was to let it just keep going. And then so all the guys that didn't have spots and you know, that's when Chappelle comes by 10, 11 o'clock midnight. Uh, and you're, and you're, and there's an audience still there and you know, it's like, it was just the best.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but it's good to try. It's, you know, it's, it's always good to put yourself in a.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and I think it shows you can be, you know, I mean, what, some people don't want to do it and they don't have to do it. Yeah. But it's, it's never a bad thing to kind of get put out of your element. Uh, yeah.


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[Assistant] It'd be boring. It's easy for some people.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeaah, I know it's easy, but I mean people just get stuff, I guess. And some people it just takes a long time, you gotta just go.


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[Assistant] I think it's better, I think anything is going to be better if you have to really earn it and you have to be around for a long time.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yeah. Are they, they bell on stand up? Yeah. They bell on whatever they, because it's just too hard.


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[Assistant] I'm not seeing a show. I'm seeing like a, you know, I'm taking questions or something and you ask questions and you're like, hey, what was that like?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think stand-ups can, people are diving into it more than they ever have.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's great. I think stand-up's got the biggest, uh, light shown on it right now than it ever has.


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[Assistant] You know, Netflix was like a, Netflix kind of, you know, HBO was the one that gave that pop early and now Netflix I think is the one that's doing it now and then it'll be something else that just keeps multiplying and now it'll be where people can just go do specials on anything they want to go do them on because the audience will find


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[Assistant] Podcasts have been huge things for comedians. Cause we're, this is what we do, is talk and be funny. And so it's like, I think it's been a lot, it's been a huge help for people. I'll be interested to see what happens in 30 years, where the comics at.


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[Assistant] You know, I want, I just very curious because people are getting ready to start podcasts now. So like sometimes your act will get long instead of being tight. New York taught you how to be tight. That is something that you need to learn. And cause you need to learn how to like keep it like, you know, just be funny, man, and just keep it tight. And then the farther you get, you can make it longer. But.


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[Assistant] If that goes away, that can hurt stand up. Cause that's, it's, it can get too long.


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[Assistant] If you're a stand up, I think just be honest with yourself and you've got to, when you first start, you know what, like, as we always say, murdering or crushing or.


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[Assistant] Uh, you gotta, you know what that sounds like. And so hold every joke up to that standard and just go do that. If you do that, you will stand out. Cause so many people are going to take easy roads to be like, all right, I'm interesting enough. I'll just talk about something interesting.


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[Assistant] And then they don't have to really be funny. And if you just always go and just be like, I am going to be funny, you will, I think, I think as moving forward, I think there's a great chance you will stand out above everybody else. Yeah.


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[Assistant] And it might take longer if people figure it out, but once they figure it out, it's.


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[Assistant] Think about the audience. When you write a joke, think about the audience. How do I make them relate to it? Stuff's not becoming relatable, too.


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[Assistant] And that's happening with shows and everything too. Stuff is not as relatable as it used to be. It's like, you want to be relatable. You want someone to go, they want to be like, it's almost weirdly an audience wants to be relatable now more than ever because, you know, all the movies are superhero movies. Nothing's relatable.


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[Assistant] So that's why like some weird indie, not weird, but like an indie thing could do good. Cause it's like, well, finally I'm just watching something that's like, that makes it feels like that happened on earth. Yeah. It's not a superhero. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I think I'll do it for the rest of my life. I don't think I would never, you know, I can imagine there's going to be a point where, uh, you know, I mean, it's getting very busy and crazy now. And so I could see where maybe there's a.


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[Assistant] I think it's probably a mix. He does banjo and then him and Mark go out.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah. So they're, uh, they're just having, yeah, it's like them having fun. I would do stand up. I said, like, my, I always thought in my head, I was like 40 to 50 will be my sprint.


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[Assistant] And like just, you know, and then it's like, and then after that, you still will, I will still be working, still want to work hard, but it's like, then I, you read, you see where I'm going to see where I'm at at 50. And then you go, all right, now what's, what am I trying to do? Yeah.


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[Assistant] I like that where it's like, you know, maybe, uh, like I look at now, probably this, this run to 50 might be the hardest I'll ever tour.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you like, you're a Red Sea or you just go to kind of the big cities and you know, or like some, you try to get as many as you can get, but you're like, I can't do every, you know, it just becomes so hard. Uh, but yeah, it's, I mean, I think I'll do, I'll, I'm, I'll do stand up. I mean.


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[Assistant] That's all we know. That's all I know. That's what got me as far as I got anywhere, so I would never turn my, you don't turn away on it.


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[Assistant] I love like Leno does at Seinfeld. Like I always liked that they just kept doing it and it's about the jokes and there's no more, uh, the more you get into this business to creating a TV show or a movie or even an animated thing, like this stuff takes years. And so the, the satisfaction to write a joke.


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[Assistant] I could come up with a joke and within 30, I could come up with it, when you come up with it on stage, you, you at them in the moment get to see if this joke is funny or not. And you get the most honest reaction because it's people, it's us, an audience.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I mean, he was the killer back then. I mean, he, he destroyed everywhere. And like that's, yeah, that, that stuff is, that stuff's the best. And that's, you know. I just love seeing that.


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[Assistant] My wife got bored driving home one day and knows I'm a big fan so she turned on the first episode, listened to it all and asked if I got better. If it got better. If it got better. Same thing.


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[Assistant] Dislexia. Read and trash an old man while another guy with gout and a college degree sits and laughs so hard there's no sound coming out of his mouth. Y'all are so great and I love listening to y'all. I like it.


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[Assistant] You gotta listen to early stuff, you gotta, yeah, you gotta ease into it. What is this? You're like, hey, hey. Eventually. John Carson. Hello folks. Elections are happening here in Honduras and one of the fringe political parties called Vamos, right? I almost said Vamos.


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[Assistant] Volmos were hanging out, uh, hanging out of the corner with their signs the other day.


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[Assistant] Since vamos means let's go in Spanish, I rolled down my window and yelled vamos gente. Gente?


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[Assistant] Lauren Marksbury. The day after our daughter Ella was born in March, we started binging Nateland.


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[Assistant] We listen to it so often that your voice has become recognizable to her as a newborn.


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[Assistant] Became recognizable. We're pretty sure she thinks she has three weird uncles who live in the television.


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[Assistant] She still to this day scoots her body around to watch the TV when she hears Nate Land come on. She's seven months old now, and I've been reading the children's bible to her. There's a passage where Jesus is calling the disciples to follow him.


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[Assistant] And normally it is translated as, come follow me.


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[Assistant] This particular kid's Bible says, Jesus called out to them and said, let's go.


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[Assistant] And they just, like, that's what, like, you would be, this error would be just...


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[Assistant] They don't even know what's happening. They're not even in any sort of reality. It's just like, you don't go to the store, let's go. Like, and they just, they're like, coming back from war and they just, yeah, no, no, no, we're just doing a normal activity, man. Just take it down. Like, it's like, we're not, this isn't, you know, we're not running through a tunnel.


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[Assistant] Kevin Aldridge, when planning a big tour, how do you get into the different venues? Do you call theater and say, Hey, hello, I'm Nate. I'm doing a tour.


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[Assistant] Will you pay me to talk to people from a stage? That's all I would like to do. I know you said you get past at clubs, but on tour I feel like that would be different. Also, how do you choose where to go or do they approach you?


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[Assistant] Really, anybody can rent a feeder out. I mean, you could just go sit alone in a feeder if you had millions of dollars. It doesn't cost that much, but...


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[Assistant] You know, some might cost, I don't even know, 20 grand or something a night or maybe some would be five grand. The big ones are probably more, uh, but you could, you could go rent it out and sit alone. So you just, you have agents.


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[Assistant] The clubs, you're like that. And then now, now where I'm at, you have agents and I'm basically saying I have an audience.


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[Assistant] And so uhm, you go try to go to these different theaters and you go to these different markets. And when you first start.


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[Assistant] You gotta see where your markets are. So you go, maybe, and, I mean, you're still doing it now, where you're like, all right, you do really good here. Maybe it's one show here, but I'm doing, you know, I did three shows in Nashville. We're doing two Chicago theaters. So you're seeing like, all right, these markets are kind of good for me. They're like really good for me.


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[Assistant] Uh, Texas is good. You know, I'll go to Canada. Like I think a lot of, we're going, uh, we are going to Canada this year. I don't think it's announced yet, but I will announce like, I don't think it was set now.


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[Assistant] It's, I will be coming to Canada later, but it's like, so you go to these different places and hopefully start going overseas a little bit and you start seeing it. Like when I go overseas, uh, which we're hoping to next year, uh, we will, if it works out, but some of those will probably go to smaller places and see, cause I haven't been there. So it's like, all right, let's go.


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[Assistant] And see, are people coming? Are they not coming? And then you can just grow. And then when you have an audience, you just call the place and...


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[Assistant] They do it, there's all deals and stuff. I'm not getting the whole weeds about it, but I don't know even much about all of them, but your agents know, the promoters know. So there's a lot of people and they call and they set up your tour and we get routed by a bus routing.


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[Assistant] So, like we look at like every gig, every show, like this weekend was just Pittsburgh and Cleveland, but those are two and a half hours away. So we drove the bus to Pittsburgh, did a show, next day had an easy drive, drove to Cleveland, and then we drove home and woke up.


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[Assistant] But other times you're going like have, you know, city will be an hour to five hours, six hours, and you just kind of get on the bus and go.


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[Assistant] But when you first start, we're talking about like if you get, like when we first started in the first five years, six years, you're getting like, if you got 300 bucks for a gig, you'd be crazy.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so that's, uh, that's, yeah, so that's what, so that's what I meant. I didn't mean it, like, now. I think y'all make more now. Uh, and I want, you can, people want to book you, they should reach out to you.


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[Assistant] Just film someone's wedding and then have comics watch your wedding video and make fun of it.


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[Assistant] If I had the time, I would, that would be pretty fun to go just comment on their wedding. Like, what's that? I mean, you gotta be like, you gotta be comfortable. We're going to say whatever we want to say.


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[Assistant] I know the golf thing I do want to play with. I do honestly, I really do. When you hit 50, that could be something. When I hit 50, hit me back up.


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[Assistant] No, I, if I can make it work, I can't, I haven't been playing. So it's, it's just understand that if I truly would play with you, it's, uh, I'm not going to play with anybody.


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[Assistant] Uh, I'm trying to think of the last time I played. I think I'm playing this week in Vegas.


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[Assistant] Simulator bar? Yea. Or like a restaurant? Oh yea, we went to this, uh, in Cleveland there's a place called, oh no, Pittsburgh. Pittsburgh, yea. A place called Fiveirons.


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[Assistant] And you, it's all simulators. Like the whole place. Yeah. And so, uh, yeah, I'm, I'm hopefully going to, I'm getting a place like in Vegas. I'll get to go play this week. Cause we have, uh, or I guess you're listening, this was last week. Uh, cause I have one show then I'm off.


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[Assistant] Uh, but on the road, man, I just haven't, you just can't, and now it's getting cold too, but it's, uh,


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[Assistant] It's just, I can't get out. It's too much. Uh, not there, so.


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[Assistant] What is your motivation about giving up sugar, which lasted three days? Well, now I'm on the carnivore diet.


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[Assistant] Zach Deaton. Deaton. D-E-A-T-O-N. I like that last name. It's a cool last name. Zach Deaton. Seems like, you know, like he did really good in school. Like I mean he was like the cool kid. I don't think he's got a job now.


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[Assistant] So I had to perform for people who had no idea who I was.


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[Assistant] While they were all in line for food. The lines were going the other direction.


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[Assistant] So they weren't even facing me. I had to rap to people in line for food with their backs to me. However, the story doesn't stop there.


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[Assistant] I assumed this was someone helping with the event that had to make an announcement or something, so I handed him the microphone.


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[Assistant] Wow. Go check them out. That's great. That's, uh, such a good story. Sounds like a comic gig, man. That is just, that's a awesome story.


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[Assistant] And you don't learn it until this happens to you. That's so funny. Yeah. Yeah, man. Go ahead. Go ahead. You know, and it's just going so bad that he's just rapping and like, and then no one's listening and he's like, you mind if I.


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[Assistant] Add to it a part, golly, that's so great.


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[Assistant] Mark Ivy, I'm blind and I started doing stand up earlier this year. At my third mic, I bombed hard. I left the stage and couldn't find my seat.


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[Assistant] Oh man, I think I've had something like that happen. Cause that is such a funny, like you just, cause you, it's funny to be performing and then you go back to like the normal thing.


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[Assistant] We don't do, I get asked a lot if we do an intermission or people, I wonder if they think, but I don't.


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[Assistant] I just, you know, I have two to three comics. Uh, I like bringing y'all on the road this week and we had three, but it's like everybody, it's going to be probably 30 minutes, uh, before me. It's all usually it's everybody that you've seen on this podcast. That's, uh.


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[Assistant] Who's, uh, hopefully, the titans are still very excited about the titans. We may have even one, our neighbor Felix actually got one, uh, and our other neighbor Dwayne, he has one, he's the one that has just smoked. And we're getting Dwayne to get solo stoked.


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[Assistant] That's the legit thing. It's very easy to do. The fire looks awesome. You can say all that kind of stuff and all that is very cool. Uh, but there's no smoke is just enormous, dude. You can do it in your house. Uh, no, don't do that. Uh, don't, yeah, I don't think, yeah. Don't say that. That's not.


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[Assistant] But it's great for outside, only outside. So little smoke, you wonder how there's so much fire.


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[Assistant] So tonight I'm having dinner at my favorite burger joint in Holiday, Utah. Joint in Holiday, Utah. Tony's Burger. I just happened to glance up at a sign next to the register. Never really noticed it. I laughed and all I could think was I wonder if they sell penguin burgers or something. What do we got?


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[Assistant] Nate Barghese. Boom! People eat free at Tony's Burgers.


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[Assistant] Edris Elba. Eddie Murphy. Eddie Murphy.


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[Assistant] Wow. We're doing good. Did you know about this? So I went in there one day, uh, and paid for my burger and standing next to my name that said I eat free.


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[Assistant] The guy afterwards, it was very funny. Like he was, they were like, you're never going to pay again. I didn't, I, no, there's no way they would have known that it was me.


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[Assistant] Uh, and I didn't say anything like, you know, it was like, we just paid for it. I just wanted to go see it. Uh, but it was very funny and I do like my first experience being like I had to pay for, I had to pay for me and Rich.


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[Assistant] I lost a ton of money going in Tony's burger. Uh, I'll be back when I go back to Utah. We'll go to Tony burgers and we will eat.


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[Assistant] My driver's license, just a big picture of it. Uh, but no, they were, they're awesome, dude. And everybody that worked there was awesome. And uh, Ian, I actually randomly met him. Uh, he was at the jazz game when we got to go. And so he was like, hey.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then, uh, so, and there, and here we are. Tony's burgers.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I didn't look into it that much. Uh, I went to that one. But maybe there is a chain.


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[Assistant] I get them everywhere. I try to do the same thing at McDonald's. Uh, I'll do it anywhere I go. I'll go, well, not as good as Tony's Burgers. That's what I say.


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[Assistant] Oh my gosh. It's in Murray County. Wow. How far is that? An hour? Yeah.


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[Assistant] And they gotta go right to the front. Or I'll let them give them the opportunity to join the land. I'll say, will you join our town? And if they say no, I'll say, okay, you'll be seeing us again. And they go, what does that mean? And I go stand 10 feet from them.


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[Assistant] I'm coming up with a plan. I would definitely try to, I'd get that, that land, that guy out and I would try to get those two joined.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's gotta be, yeah, it's gotta be a section. We have two sections. Our bill, uh, interstate to the other part. Uh, a little tram, maybe a little tram, a little public transportation. Yeah. Well, we'll do that. We have public transportation. Scooter rampers. Yeah. Horse, horse and buggy comes with it. We get part of the creek, a couple of houses.


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[Assistant] Tony was sitting pretty close to the floor, so he seems like he was doing alright. Uh, thank you, Jennifer Forest. We could have our own Nate Land. I would do a Nate Land, we have Nate Land Festival. We should do that.


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[Assistant] I was recently at a charity dinner and were given name tags. I noticed the last name of the gentleman a few seats down from me was Poinsett.


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[Assistant] Thanks to your Christmas episode, I was able to ask him if he was by chance related to Joel, Joel Roberts Poinsett. The namesake of the Poinsettia. He was actually a direct descendant.


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[Assistant] How crazy is that? He was amazed at how much I knew about his ancestor when he asked me how.


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[Assistant] My wife and I run a small bike rental and ice cream business.


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[Assistant] Now that we are closed for the season, my wife brought home all of the snacks to pass out for Halloween. I think this is a different job. I noticed the first couple of kids wouldn't take the candy and went over to see what was wrong. My wife left all the prices on the candy so the kids thought we were charging them and they owed us money.


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[Assistant] I ripped off the price tag, but realized maybe I should start charging next time. Uh, yeaah. Yeaah, so they were like, why's no one buying?


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[Assistant] That'd be a great story. That's what you should do. I do like that is that you'd be a member. Like we talked about like big candy. People remember that for the rest of their life.


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[Assistant] And people will remember if you're like, yeah, there's one family, there's family, John, because John, you know, from Lake Geneva.


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[Assistant] He goes, uh, still doesn't ring a bell. That would be if you don't get it back. You know John from Lake Geneva? I don't, you know him and his wife? They run a small bike rental. I don't know. They also have that ice cream business.


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[Assistant] Andrew Hayward. We had a memorial service for my grandmother this past weekend. Sorry about that. At the start of the service, the pastor came up to do an introduction and started off by somberly saying, hello folks. Suddenly my cousin yells from the back of the room, let's go folks!


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[Assistant] The room was dead silent and then I barely overheard his wife saying, I can't believe you just did that. I don't think anyone else got it. And the pastor was bamboozled.


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[Assistant] But I got, uh, but I got a short break from the sadness and almost laughed out loud.


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[Assistant] And they received their- No, call it Eugene. Call it Eugene.


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[Assistant] You always got a story. My name's Collette. And then you're like, yeah, I mean it's a great story though. It's one of those that...


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[Assistant] Yeah, I could see you being like, it's a little annoying, but then, now...


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[Assistant] He's 65 and it's like, he probably loves it. You're going to love it.


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[Assistant] Alright, so this one, so we just, I mean, if you listen to this, we just recorded, uh, we had Nick on last week.


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[Assistant] And but they're, they're both here today cause Nick and Destin are flying back to LA today. Uh, and so we had Destin and we did, we talked about the universe some, uh, and we're going to do another one. But then it was like the universe, I feel like last, we should dive back in. We kind of brushed over. Yeah, we only scratched.


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[Assistant] You don't even, you go, all right. Can't see it all. It's too hard. Yeah. Yeah. It's, uh, I mean, it's hard to write. Yeah. Like it's, I mean, you know, that blue pale thing. Pale blue dot. Pale blue dot.


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[Assistant] Uh, it could. You're blowing it. You're the only possible human on, in this enormous galaxy and it's been wasted on going, on thinking about the nothingness. Zero pressure. Uh, that's just another way to look at it.


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[Assistant] I mean that's. If you, you have to climb that rope. Yeah, you have to get to that arrow, which is.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think you went to college and like, so...


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[Assistant] It's, yeah, I don't think I, you know, I don't know how much planet talk I remember and Pluto talk, but.


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[Assistant] I don't think I thought about like, could you put them all in between? So like that's, I would almost think I would be like, oh, I guess it's that seems shorter to me than bigger. Wow.


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[Assistant] They're that big. I think about how small we are too. Like I'll think of it sometimes. Cause you look at, I thought of it this weekend.


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[Assistant] I saw a map, I think that somewhere that said had all the dots of people, well places in America that are not, no one lives at, in America. And there's more dots than there isn't.


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[Assistant] Like of just areas where there's nobody. There's nobody anywhere in America, basically. You know? We discovered our own selves.


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[Assistant] Well, and it's sideways, that would be uncomfortable. He'd also be walking up.


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[Assistant] That's what I would love. If I, if I had a time machine, I would just be like, just watch this podcast. I do. It is educational to me.


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[Assistant] That, that is, so that's what happened. Is I just go, I don't care. I've thought about it, I don't, I'm not education smart, like whatever that is. So like people still think, you know, they're always like, no, you're smart and all this stuff. I don't know how to, I don't think of stuff the way you think of stuff.


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[Assistant] I just don't. I don't, it doesn't stick with me. The stuff that doesn't matter.


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[Assistant] Like not that it matters to me, but until it matters to me, I can't pay attention to it.


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[Assistant] So it's gotta like, and I'm not saying this matters or I feel interested in it, not like it matters to me.


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[Assistant] But it's, it's like until I can find a way to be like, okay, I understand what that is. And then I can.


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[Assistant] Then I go, but like, I think when I just kind of feel like you're just, I gotta wait till it gets there. Okay. When it gets there and I'll be very curious. Yeah. I'm really not. Yeah. The book stuff really looks smart. We'll get there. That's why I could never graduate college. I mean, I wasn't, I'm not smart enough. You're looking at the teacher.


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[Assistant] I thought that was, how else would y'all write it?


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[Assistant] Why don't, what are you going to say? What would you, how would you read it? That's the problem, dude. We're seeing the problem. The combustion.


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[Assistant] Would that be space? Could be like the ocean and that's like, you know, like one of those things where- Like a whirlpool? Yeah. Is that what that is? Like you think of it like the ocean.


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[Assistant] No, well I don't, but the oceans are so deep, they could be deep as, they gotta go somewhere where they're so deep that it doesn't even matter. Uh huh. Dark matter.


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[Assistant] Black hole. Whirlpool. Whirlpool. Whirlpool. Like the word they do, is that, they don't call it Whirlpool, that's like a sonnet.


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[Assistant] But like, it would be like that. So that's what I think black holes are. Okay. And then they're just there. Yeah, it works. And that explains everything. Cause then it's the oceans, like it's all the ocean. Yeah, I figured it out. I go, that's what I do in my science meeting. All right. It's not even handled that.


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[Assistant] 10 AM. Let's go, uh, yeah, let's do something else. Throw me another one.


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[Assistant] So every second he gets rowdier and closer than us.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Or just like, you're like, God, it's coming quick. It'll be here before this podcast. Do you think we can see it? Like, is it coming that quick that you're like, what is that? You know, it's not that close yet. It's not, it's not where you notice it. You know, it's like, when you say his name, when you turn around, would you be like, what is that? I think that's when you're in trouble. When you go, oh, that's, oh, what is that?


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[Assistant] What's no sound? So when they're in space and they can't hear sound, they're just. That's gotta be nice though. That sounds amazing. You don't hear your like stomach.


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[Assistant] So why don't we wear space suits around here, because they can wear them out there, so you'd be like...


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[Assistant] Yeah. That's what they say. Everything's made by NASA. Like the astronauts use it. You're like, all right, I'll try some of that. But it never really goes as far as it should go, you think. Like when they say the astronauts use it, you should be like, well, these should be selling off the


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[Assistant] That's what should be one of the flavors.


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[Assistant] But it all connects, so you have to have an ending, you have to have a beginning and an end, but there's no beginning and an end because it's all just together.


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[Assistant] So the universe is like that, there's no beginning or end, there's not a wall that goes, that's enough, can't go past here. There you go. So you're all just like, we're in the middle of the ocean.


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[Assistant] In a millisecond. I feel like you can talk a scientist into where he goes, it was just a bunch of stuff. Like I think there's a point where they have to go, I don't.


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[Assistant] That's what I think I want. I want them to go, we don't know for sure, but this is our best guess. And I would go, okay.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Well, I wouldn't, yeah, you don't know the words. That's the problem. Like your, these words mean something simple. Well, you use a simple word.


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[Assistant] Right? They shouldn't get me to write Stephen Hawking's book. And then I just...


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[Assistant] It's like a whirlpool. Black holes. Big star. Big star. It blew up. We're here. Yeah. Okay.


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[Assistant] When a new guy came up, they're like, woah, woah, woah. He goes, I don't have it. I gotta call.


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[Assistant] Astronauts have fallen ill while in space. While floating off earth, astronauts have endured upper respiratory infections, are colds, and, uh, you know, something, and space medicine at the Baylor College of Medicine. Why do they always go different colleges? You always see that, like, when they talk to someone, they go, oh, this guy from this college. Is that like a PR for a college? Like they're just, you know.


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[Assistant] ToldSpace.com. So the Center for Space Medicine figured it out.


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[Assistant] And then called space.com and said, do y'all want to write an article about, uh, colds in outer space? Yeah. And they go, I'm pitching a little better than that. And then luckily the corona rise came around. They go.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yeah, I saw it a long time ago. It is a great movie. Holds up.


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[Assistant] Goldilocks, that's a good name. Goldilocks? Goldilocks. I'm not a person's name, but... It's easy to remember.


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[Assistant] Goldie from the, uh, locks of, uh, where's the locks? What's that thing lives in the locks?


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[Assistant] Oh really? Yeah. Cause I've been relying on you pretty hard.


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[Assistant] Spelling rudimentary would have been, I never made it past that.


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[Assistant] Well, so they think life in a, so we think we can live in those other dots too.


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[Assistant] Right. So we're a little, Mars is a little bit colder. It's colder than that Kepler, but why is it so hot?


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[Assistant] Okay, so that's the size. Okay. Alright. Yeaah. That makes sense. Are you supposed to just know that when you look at every graph?


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[Assistant] For fairness, we had like 20 minutes to get ready for this one. Yea, we just figured we'd talk more about the universe. Uh, Battlefield Los Angeles.


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[Assistant] I know, but go up, I think, why did John Travolta do Battlefield Earth? Click on that. I think he won more Razzie Awards than anybody ever.


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[Assistant] So he, so this is about Scientology.


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[Assistant] Which one is the, is Rotten Tomatoes a pretty good gauge? Or is that like, I do look at audience scores.


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[Assistant] But like sometimes you go to Amazon, you look at like the, there have like, it's always off, but it's, you have the audience thing. And I mean, almost every movie ever made audiences like, yeah, loved it. Like everybody loved it.


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[Assistant] Cause it's, you know, if you were just putting, yeah, I like it.


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[Assistant] Oh wow. What does it say on the thing? Uh, that's my bio. Does it? Oh, does it have star there? So there's a star at the top. There was something.


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[Assistant] So I, cause I have the- But what am I known for? There's a way to rank it. Hold on.


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[Assistant] Uh, we have my phone right in there. I have it on my phone. I thought I had it here. Uh.


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[Assistant] Uh, I was thinking about the music thing this week. Like, you know, I think it's everything. I think things are not as creative. Like they're, it's, you're getting to a little more, uh, algorithm kind of type stuff. And so it's like, people don't.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Well, it's like, it's like, but everybody's looking at everything as like kind of an algorithm and, uh, you know, so it's, it's not, it's definitely not the same. Like it's, it just doesn't mean the same. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well it's like stuff has really been written, like if you hear the old song, it seems like the words were, it was like written out, it's a story, and I mean some still do it, but then some of them, it's all about like, it's all like generated stuff, so it's not, like did they have to do that when they first wrote music a long time ago? Did they have to like come up with the sound? Now it's like anybody can.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Hold on, go back. Go, go click the star meter and let's see what top is and stuff like that. So mine row. Oh, last 12. Oh, that was.


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[Assistant] Uh, but like, is there, like, I wonder who is the, uh, Katie Azelton. She's 2300. She was in our pilot. And then, uh, who was, like, who's number one? Like, how do you see the number one? Just so everybody sees. Everybody gets, I don't even know what this is ranked on. Like, uh.


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[Assistant] So, uh, can you look at like, just like, is there a star meter thing?


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[Assistant] Look at the top, go to the top and see the top of the page. Uh, is there not a star meter thing? All right. Top star meter. So, oh, and we can find them.


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[Assistant] Haley Steinfeld. She's number one right now. I don't know who those other two people are. Yeah, that's crazy. Daniela Piñera.


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[Assistant] Yeah. All right. So they're there and I'm 27,000 away from, I can't see that. I think I'm like 200,000. I am probably in my Rhode Island, 1.8, Rhode Island's away from them. So Brian Bates, actor, the film sprung.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I wanna see my peak. Filmography. Yeah. So he was in the uber important. What is that?


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[Assistant] That's my Drybar special. Oh, that's your Drybar special. Yep. Uh, and then Stand Up Nashville. Yep. Uh, and then Somewhat Damaged Podcast. What is that?


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[Assistant] They're, it's all crazy. It goes off of just like, you know, look, you got all that. Yeah, you have actual, actual stuff.


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[Assistant] You're, so you're lowest. So I mean, Bates is old, he is new money.


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[Assistant] Look, but you're on your way. What's the highest you got?


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[Assistant] Uh, alright everybody. Justin, you have stuff? Dates or anything? Website?


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[Assistant] Uh, alright everybody, as always, we love you very much and we thank you, uh, Nick Novicki, 32,000, he's up there. Yeah, he is. Yeah, he's right on your heels. He's, well, he's a big deal. So, alright, we love you everybody. Hi Harper. Alright, see y'all. Bye.


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[Assistant] Hello folks, welcome to Nate-land. I'm Nate Bargetzi, Aaron Weber, Brian Bates. Uh, we'd like to say hello to HelloFresh.


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[Assistant] So go to hellofresh.com slash 12nate and use code 12nate for 12 free meals including free shipping. That's hellofresh.com slash 12nate and use code 12nate for free, 12 free meals and free shipping.


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[Assistant] Also, uh, check out Solo Stove. Uh, life's best moments happen around a roaring fire and smokeless fire pit from Solo Stove makes your outdoor moments even more fun because instead of having to constantly smell like campfire fumes, you can sit back and actually enjoy the fire.


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[Assistant] Uh, check out Solo Stove, uh, Solo Stove Memorial Day Sale and get a free stand with any fire pit. Use promo code Nate at solostove.com for an extra $10 off. That's solostove.com promo code Nate for $10 off.


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[Assistant] On top of their incredible Memorial Day discounts. But hurry! Memorial Day sell in soon, obviously, because it's about to be Memorial Day, uh, the 31st. Uh, so yeaah, sellasloave.com slash Nate.


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[Assistant] It's, we're here. I don't know. We had a long, today's been a day, long day. We're doing it, bringing, but it's going to be exciting. Uh, and stuff, I don't know, easing into it. I got easy, I eased into it. Fell asleep on a plane on the way here. Uh.


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[Assistant] So as usual, YouTube, Instagram, Twitter, Apple Podcast Reviews, and Nate Land at natebargetzi.com. Uh, alright, we, uh, the wrestling episode, Danny Sanchez.


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[Assistant] This podcast is like if you're drinking some beers with your buddies in the backyard and have already talked about absolutely everything and someone brings up wrestling at 3am.


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[Assistant] You know, at 3am there's something you could be like, I don't want to do this. Which is very, I'm just not in the mood to talk about that. Could you say that about wrestling? I think I could.


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[Assistant] You know, I don't want to get into this right now. You ever have someone try to bring something up like that and they want it to keep going? You're like, yeah, let's just stop this early. Let's be done. David Granham, Nate's and Brian's sudden knowledge of the topic


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[Assistant] Like professional wrestling reminds me of the episode of the office.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so David, we're like, I mean, David's like, you guys were...


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[Assistant] You know what, you guys used to wrestle? How much stuff you know?


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[Assistant] They're just used to us knowing so little about everything. And then we can get into a little bit of wrestling. Yeah. Yeah. We don't know. There's a whole world. I mean, it's, it's a whole thing. And, uh, we have, I have plenty of friends that know a lot more about it than I did. Maybe we'll do another episode about it.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, yeaah. If, if, uh, if Soder comes back, or not comes back, uh, if Soder comes on,


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[Assistant] Uh, which we found out, Titans, 49ers played the Titans this year. Uh, like right before Christmas, so we might come down on that.


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[Assistant] And so, yeah, he's not a Broncos fan. His mom lives, uh, or his, his grandmother lives up, up that way. Like, uh, so his dad went, I believe his dad like when moved there and he grew up in Aurora and, uh,


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[Assistant] So, he's a Nuggets fan, but I mean, 49 is what he grew up loving. And he's, I mean, he's a big fan. Oh, that's cool.


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[Assistant] Jack Preston, love getting deep insights from this education podcast like Andre, the giant is so big. It's so crazy.


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[Assistant] Yeah, there's, there's a lot of people that you could say are giants. I mean, you know, meeting under the taker, that's a big dude. Yeah, he's huge. He's huge. Right. And under the giant was much bigger than that. Yes.


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[Assistant] That's how you would describe it. You know, it's like, you go, well, how big is it? It go, it's so big, dude. And it's, it's just so crazy. And you're like, well, give me a little more than that. You're like, I don't know if I can.


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[Assistant] I mean even like a door frame, you're like, it's not even that. It's bigger than that.


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[Assistant] I can't, I can't describe it. He's a big dude. He's a big dude. Ron Curry. Followed by Nate saying no. He says, do you smell what the rock is cooking?


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[Assistant] If Bates was a professional wrestler, his name would be the ultimate war-warrior. Warrior.


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[Assistant] Which is funny, uh, Joe List has a sketch where he does The Ultimate Warrior.


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[Assistant] Uh, we worry about it the whole show. So, uh, but, uh, there's our comedian buddy, Joe List. He does a, uh, he does a very funny like sketch where he does, he's the ultimate warrior. Yeah, it's very funny.


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[Assistant] Uh, Matt Parrish. I think Nate is thinking about Mississippi and Tennessee, not Arkansas and Tennessee. State line runs along the border of Mississippi and Tennessee and West Tennessee. Could be, could very be that. I hope it's right.


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[Assistant] Uh, I went to Memphis, we went to the Bass Pro Shop, which they have, they, the Bass Pro Shop there is enormous. The pyramid. The pyramid. It's crazy. It's where they, I mean the Grizzlies played in it and now it's a Bass Pro Shop. Did the Grizzlies play there too? Yeah. Wow. I mean they, and the NBA teams.


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[Assistant] LeBron James has played basketball in a Vass Pro shop.


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[Assistant] I mean Michael Jordan might have, I don't know when they came, when did they start, did they, was it...


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[Assistant] But they're a while, they've been in the FedEx arena for a while now too. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, yeah. So that was very early though. So it might've been, so Jordan might've, Jordan might go in that Bass Pro shop and just be doing some shaking and being like right here, I hit a big jumper.


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[Assistant] So, yeaah. I don't know, I will find the street. Golly, I need to look at it. I'll look it up. Could be, Mississippi and Tennessee could be right. Cause it's down, if we're down that way. It's down that way.


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[Assistant] President's episode, Chase Schubert. I taught US history for seven years until this past fall and have a degree in history education. After listening to so many history themed podcast episodes over the past several months, I was nervous for the inevitable day that the US president's episode would come. Well, today was that day.


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[Assistant] I had my notepad ready to keep track of all the corrections and commentary I thought might be necessary and was bracing for the worst. Folks, somehow y'all nailed it.


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[Assistant] I would happily return to teaching just so I could sign this podcast to my eighth grade students. Not that it's going to help them pass any major exams about the American revolution or civil war, but it just might spark a bit of enough excitement to get the kids generally interested and maybe help them become one of the folks too. There we go.


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[Assistant] That's a real teacher. Yep. And he loved it. That feels good.


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[Assistant] That's what we're trying to do. We're not here to talk about debate, the silver war. Who's even heard about the American Revolution? We're here to talk about Andrew Jackson fighting people.


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[Assistant] There could be some of that old president stuff. I could, I have a, I have a joke in my act now where I talk about going to, going to the white house and, uh,


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[Assistant] Yeah, that could be, I need a little more with it. So this was, that one could be, it's kind of fun cause there is some fun stuff in there. That's unbelievable.


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[Assistant] They just start playing Closing Time at the White House. They do, uh, Reese of Pieces like E.T. Baboos. Is that, isn't that what they do with the E.T.?


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[Assistant] Yeah, he would eat them. I mean it was, you know. It's a 40 year old movie. It's one of the most famous scenes of a movie is the Reese's Pieces. Reese's Pieces I think are only famous because of that.


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[Assistant] Cause they're not that good and only ET could like them.


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[Assistant] I'm not a big Reese Pieces guy. I like them. I think they're better than the M&M's. Seems crazy. No. Are they along in the same family? Yeah.


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[Assistant] When was the first time you had one? Do you remember? I gasped when I had my first given in for sure. Chase Myska or Miska.


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[Assistant] Duals, hats, UFOs, and animal nicknames are my kind of politics. Keep up the great work. Yeaah, it was, uh,


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[Assistant] You know, it, yeaah, I did like that we did that. Like it's, because it is so crazy.


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[Assistant] There's so much fun stuff. They were all getting shot. There's enough, we got enough going about that.


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[Assistant] Well, we, like, we could probably, I mean, we could probably do another one. Uh, it is, it's just fun. It's fun to, uh, you know, I don't know, that's the funnest part, to talk about that kind of stuff. You don't want to get too close, too, and like, and then you start getting into politics. So you just go super old.