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[Assistant] Yeah, we can be normal and I will do the best job that we gotta do and everybody should be working as hard, everybody should be working the same hard, as hard as you can. Yeah. And as good as you can and do.


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[Assistant] Yes. Yeaah. Yeaah, you're trying to go, yeaah, I mean, you know, it's like comedy is serious. Like that's the whole idea of com- comedy is serious. And the setup of everything is like to be funny, you gotta kinda do it that way. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] And then, yeah, so that was, that was Friday and Saturday was.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so they, you go do, I mean, they, when you get there too, I forgot Monday, they, they scan your face. So they have a thing with, uh.


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[Assistant] And you know, they have like an alien they have, I mean, they can make anything and they have to make anything. I mean, we didn't have anything too crazy, but they, you know, just out of nowhere, it's like, I need a worm head with an arm.


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[Assistant] I like to do the, everything they said, like, you don't, none of them say they can't do it. If you go, I heard someone talking about it. I think I just over, and I was like overhearing it, but they're, someone was like when they first started, they go.


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[Assistant] Uh, maybe someone said, they go, can you make that? They go, I don't know if we can make that. And they go, well, you don't ever say that. You go, yeah, yeah, I'll make it. You just say, yeah, I'll figure it out.


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[Assistant] In, I love that. Cause it's, it's, it's not a, nah, nah. It's like when you get told no, it's a fina, you know, it's like you want to go, I like that cause I, I say that a lot.


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[Assistant] Do you know for sure? Are you saying no because you think or do you think it could be done? You know, I just want the finality to go, I'm fine with no as an answer, but I don't want the no because you don't want to try. Right.


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[Assistant] When it's, this would be the, for this situation, it should be. And it's like that kind of mindset with everybody there is like, you know.


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[Assistant] What's the no coming from is it from a real no or is it.


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[Assistant] So I went on by kind of like, yeah, when they did their dress rehearsal, I was, I was pretty tired Saturday.


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[Assistant] It was, you know, cause they say they're like, you know, they tell you to eat when you can eat. Cause you don't know when you're going to get to eat.


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[Assistant] You know, when you go back, you go sleep. I mean, man, the people that work there, I mean, it's, it is all day and it's just, you know.


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[Assistant] Saturday is just, I mean, really everybody's got a great spirit about them. Everybody's.


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[Assistant] You know, so nice and excited. I mean, and they're in, I mean, those rioters like, they'll be there till four in the morning.


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[Assistant] Yeah, those are my lawyer. Yeah, that's the airplane sketch.


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[Assistant] I was kinda, yeaah. Yeah, I felt very like, just my brain felt foggy and, you know, one of those where you're like, I need to...


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[Assistant] I need to slow it down. Uh, and so I just kind of, and then like, so when I had this break, I just.


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[Assistant] So I weirdly had like two hour break, which is kind of crazy, but during this I was, uh.


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[Assistant] That's what I said, like, alright, I go, everybody left and I just laid there and...


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[Assistant] You know, and like, just trying to close my eyes and like half fall asleep, half just kinda...


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[Assistant] Reset. And then, and then you go. Cause I mean, people are coming in all the time being like, all right, we changed this up. We got to cut this. Cause we were nine minutes over before we do, when we do dress rehearsal.


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[Assistant] Uh, cause, alright, so George watching a sketch, everybody's. Yeah, let me, before we get to that.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Which, oh, they did write, uh, we were thinking about, uh,


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[Assistant] We had one sketch, my other, the two that I came up with, the iPhone no case, they wrote that and it just wasn't, I don't think it was enough for a whole sketch. And then, uh, and then another one I was saying I can't say words correctly.


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[Assistant] And so we were trying to do a sketch like that where it was like, I'm a sports announcer, then we have to have breaking news and go to like a real serious story. And then I can't pronounce the, any of this stuff. And so that one, I thought was pretty funny, but it didn't make, uh, it didn't, we didn't even really, it didn't make it past the writing the sketch process.


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[Assistant] They rode the ski, yeaah. So, Saturday, dress rehearsal.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so they're going off that audience and, uh.


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[Assistant] So you go through and you run the entire show. Like if anybody ever goes, it is good to go to both. I mean, if you ain't got tickets to one and not the other live one, it's like, uh, you get more sketches going to the dress rehearsal. Cause we're doing every sketch. So it takes two, you know, it's two hours something versus whatever it is.


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[Assistant] I think I added something and cut something and whatever. We are nine minutes over though.


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[Assistant] You know, so they're like going through it and they have it, you know, when we do the read throughs of the sketches too, they time them so they know the times of each sketches and, uh,


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[Assistant] So you go, right when you do the dress rehearsal, you run that, and the George Washington sketch, uh, is this where I can see?


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[Assistant] Yeah, go ahead. It was, uh, it was very good. It was very written good. Uh, but during like table reading all this other stuff, I just wasn't.


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[Assistant] No, no, I didn't, I did not write any of these sketches. They wrote them.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Well, they, they wrote them, they wrote them in my tone and that one was, yeah, I liked that one. That one, it was in, because when I was up there, Lauren, like I kept saying it and I mean, it was, it was probably,


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[Assistant] I think Lauren would, it was, it was gonna get cut.


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[Assistant] He was like, he knew I liked it and it's obviously one that I'm saying everything in it. And, uh, but I, I mean, you know, I wasn't, it's like, I, uh, the idea of it with, uh,


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[Assistant] You know, when you're doing dress rehearsals and all, when you're doing stuff and there's no audience, it's like I don't have any rhythm, I don't have anything to go off of, you know, not being an actor.


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[Assistant] You're it's like i don't i don't know i don't bring it seems flat it seems long feels long but we do the dressers with an audience i am you know now i get a.


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[Assistant] My timing now, now I get to really be into it. And so it was very like, I don't think I realized how much is going to cut, but it was very fun to be, that was getting cut.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah. And I think it was the chef was, they opened it, they wanted to open it with the chef one, but they both got moved up. But we also, cause we have to change.


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[Assistant] So you have to change into all that George Washington stuff and all that. So it's like that stuff really matters on where stuff is going to go because you're like, well, I don't think he can get out of this.


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[Assistant] We had another, the goals sketch that we had where it was, uh, these two Anna, Anna.


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[Assistant] Yeah. She's a singer. She got fired from there. Animatronic.


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[Assistant] It was, I was playing like, probably playing you, someone that bought a bunch of animatronics for Halloween.


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[Assistant] And, but it's, so that one, they were spraying water on each other, but that, after that, it was like, Mikey gets so wet and everything, and it's just very hard to.


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[Assistant] Get him into whatever for the next one. So that stuff all plays into like, can they, can they, you know, where is it going to fit? I mean, the show, it's so crazy. So you do that, you do the dress rehearsal.


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[Assistant] And it was very nice. So George Washington, I was like, I like George Washington. He was like, yeah. And you're like, all right, which ones do you not fail? And you're like, ah, this one felt flat. This one felt whatever. So then they, they pulled those two off and then it's kind of like, all right, we're doing, here's what we're doing the show. And then you're, you're picking the order of the show and I, and I'm up there. If anybody watched studio 60, uh,


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[Assistant] It was a show, Aaron Sorkin, and it was kind of about Saturday Night Live. It's not really anything about Saturday Night Live, but it's, but there's little things. So like there's a room up there that's got a curtain and it's right above the, like we're up there in that room.


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[Assistant] And I even told Lauren, like we're up in that room and I was like, I see the curtain and it's the sliding glass door that opens into the studio. And I was like, this is like, this is really like that movie, that TV show studio 60. And they were like laughing at that because that show got so ridiculous.


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[Assistant] It got, it got like, it was, you know, it was, uh,


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[Assistant] It was like fun, it was like for someone that knows nothing about it, it was like fun to watch. But it was, uh.


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[Assistant] It ended up getting Soaker, like they had a hostage situation, like the guy that plays Lauren, like.


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[Assistant] Like it got really insane where it was like, all right, well, this is not true. Uh, this is insane, but the little stuff set up was how it was.


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[Assistant] And so you're up there, you're picking the show, uh, if you saw that post, I do where it's the different post to notes and the names of my name and Foo Fighters and.


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[Assistant] So it's like that, the sketch ideas, they're naming it and they're placing, all right, well, this goes here in the show. And so Lauren just takes it off here, you know, and ask for input and all this. And, uh, but I mean, you know, up until.


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[Assistant] It's like, all right, this is the order. We can do this. You know, they got us checked to make sure that, you know, the crew can, yeah, we can get that stage flipped over. That stage is over there. This one's over there. We got to slide this in. Uh, shows picked. Then we go downstairs. Everybody is.


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[Assistant] On the floor, Lawrence sits up there with, uh, uh,


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[Assistant] You know, maybe a couple things, just make sure you, you know, he's not really like saying, I mean, I don't really have any notes. Like he was very nice to let me do the monologue, but he was, he didn't cause I was like, I'll cut some of my monologue if you know, I don't want to mess it up. And he was like, no, he goes, you, the monologue is great. And it's what you do. And he knows that I was getting introduced to a lot of people that don't know.


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[Assistant] However many people can know me, it's just such a different kind of audience that, you know, he was very, very thoughtful in.


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[Assistant] They really want to make it for me. Like it was, the stuff is built, it's written around you. It's built around you. Like it's really crazy. Like the Washington sketch is like that's written. It's like, this would work for Nate and this would work for his vibe of the show. And so that's the stuff that's like almost mind blowing because you're like.


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[Assistant] When you look back at it, you're like, yeah, dude, this whole show is like built to be like, all right, we take the host, his vibe, and then we kind of build it off that. And, uh.


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[Assistant] So we go down there and he's like, you know, you gotta, I think it's like kind of just like, like, you know, just like, look, we're, we're not, we're over. So you obviously like, some stuff's going to get cut. There ended up being two sketches cut. One, we were like, you're almost a vampire one. I think was in there, but it was going to get cut.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Oh yeah, there's more than two, Noah's art, vampire, and then the teachers.


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[Assistant] Yeah, the teachers. There might be one more, but there might be one more. Yeah.


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[Assistant] And then the teachers one was the only one, that's right. Teachers was going to make it to live, but it's the only one that did it. Make it to live.


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[Assistant] I asked him, I said, what do you do about the sketches that, uh,


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[Assistant] What do you do about, you know, and some of the sketches are funny that don't get me as you reintroduce them and they said, yeah, they go, yes, sometimes they will redo them. Maybe they rewrite them and they, it's got a different kind of feel for whatever reason. It didn't really work in this, but it's like that idea.


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[Assistant] We'll work again. Like they had, they had one that, uh, I really liked that I think would have been funny. It was kind of like the George Washington, the same feel of the George Washington one. It wasn't history. It was a football coach, but that kind of like a guy just saying, just rambling off about something that's not what should be talked about at the moment or whatever.


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[Assistant] Well, they kept telling me, I mean, that was, you know, this is how great everybody was there is you can, they're, they, they want this to go like that. That's like something that they say. Sometimes a host might think where they think like, nah, they're trying to screw me.


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[Assistant] It's a show that they want it to go great. Right. They don't want to make anybody look bad. They want you to feel comfortable and they want you to be excited and they want you to look good and make the show look good. And so they're trying to do everything they can to like do that. Right. And, uh,


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[Assistant] They would show me how to like read, you know, when I first started reading, it was, I was like looking right at the camera, just being like, oh, the other day I went to the, you know, and you're just like, you can tell that you're reading and it's more of like, you kind of, you look and you kind of grab the line.


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[Assistant] So you would, you know, you kind of just like, it's like Nate Barghetti, good problem to have poster behind, you know, you just kind of like grab it and you're like, good problem to have. And then we went to Beeman lobby and you know, maybe I grab it there and I say it there and then I kind of grab it back there and, uh,


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[Assistant] That's what I was trying to do with that George Washington sketch is there's, there's cue cards.


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[Assistant] I mean, there's I think four sets of them and they're just all like here, here. Wally, the cue card, I mean all the cue card people.


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[Assistant] He was, I mean, he would be really good. You might say one in the airplane sketch.


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[Assistant] Where, when Heidi stands up and says I'm the most important job of all.


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[Assistant] Uh, I, uh, you know, and I go, what do you do? And she says, I'm a mother. I forgot the what do you do line.


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[Assistant] And so I'm just standing there and there's a weird pause. And if you know it and it's so great, the wall, he's holding it and he sees me and I'm just, I'm like sitting here like waiting for her to do it. And then he goes.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and then he was going to play his song and then we would all dance.


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[Assistant] I got a little hung up on that because I was like, this is, it looks like first class. It's two rows. It doesn't even look like comfort. Oh, I didn't even think about that. Oh yeah. I was like thinking about that, but I'm now we didn't even, but it ends up totally different. It comes out.


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[Assistant] This is my Halloween costume. What made it kind of a Halloween, you know, Halloween episodes are fun there. And, uh, yeah. So then he came on and.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and he's great. He's been there 15, he's done 15 of them.


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[Assistant] Fighter. Yeah, or something. It was like years ago. Years ago. Yeah. I mean, maybe 20 years ago or something. He said it kind of weird. So they had him say it right this time.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that was the original. That's a good one to tell the audience. It's listening right there. You know, I don't know if y'all can.


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[Assistant] So, uh, I mean that kind of stuff happens too, like the...


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[Assistant] Cameos, cause I got asked in interviews, they were, uh,


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[Assistant] Like, do you know who's popping on or who's coming? And, uh, I was like, I don't know. I don't know anybody. And, uh,


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[Assistant] And then they had, cause we had that chef show. So we, that's when they got Padma to come do it. And then I think he asked Walken to come do it because the food fighters were on and then that, and it added, you know, and when Walken coming out first, it was like, added some excitement to be like.


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[Assistant] You know, had a nice little pop, like, you know, big thing to help. My first time hosting, like, just come up and...


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[Assistant] You know, have walking come out and be like, the crowd goes, you just come backstage. You just hear them go nuts. You know, did you know who, uh, who says it's live from New York, live from New York, it's Saturday night. Do you know who always says that?


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[Assistant] I thought it was, walking might've said it this time, but they let, they're like, unless it's like Alec Baldwin or it's like a host or someone that's been there a bunch, they've done it where they can say it. But I didn't, I didn't know it was always a cast member.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I didn't, I never thought about it. I didn't, I don't think I realized that. Cause I thought, Oh, am I going to get to say live from York at Saturday night? But yeah, it's never the


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[Assistant] Well, the whole, so the whole crew there, uh, is.


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[Assistant] Uh, like, I mean, you're having to change clothes so fast. Uh, you know, uh, for, like Pete Davidson texted me when he was like, look, Donna is, he goes, just do what, just follow her and do what she, cause you do what she tells you to do. Cause you're.


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[Assistant] You know, you have, you know, this is all in real time. So you've got to just be in and out of stuff and, uh.


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[Assistant] So they had Donna, uh, Jerry and, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,


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[Assistant] Hallway that everybody kind of, everybody would know that hallway cause they show stuff down there sometimes.


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[Assistant] Right under the bleachers, there's a little area and they have a curtain up and that, and I just run back in there every time and change and then she walks me back. And I mean, curtains are, I mean, cameras are all moving.


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[Assistant] So when I get, when I say Saturday Night Live, you can see it on the Fran Drescher. Cause they, the camera was there a little bit longer. If the Fran Drescher sketch, I just stand there holding the bowl of candy and I'm waiting for there's a prop, the girl that's the prop girl. And, uh.


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[Assistant] The prop girl like goes and she comes, she takes that. And I think I'm just waiting for my hand to be grabbed by Donna. I'd like, you just get used to just Donna's like, just hold your hand out and I'm going to grab your hand. And then you just follow her and you like run through the crowd. And I mean, that stuff is probably very fun to watch if you go to a live one.


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[Assistant] There was a couple, there was like two times where, I mean, we are rolling, like you just pull off and it's just, and then you gotta go back there and then, and then they just like, you get your pants off, then they got them where you're, you know, they're just open and you step into the new ones, they yank them up.


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[Assistant] You're just, you're leaning on people, you're stepping into this, and she goes, your hands behind you, your hands go behind you, your jacket's on, this on, the wig person, she goes, puts that on, does it, touches everything, and then you just, you're like there, then you're like, and then you just right back out.


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[Assistant] Wow. Yeah, it's super, super fast. And Jenna, who is, uh, you know, she's like running it all like in the front. She's the one like back there with you too.


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[Assistant] She tells you, you know, when I walk out, it's.


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[Assistant] You gotta hit the mark that you go stand on. So I walked out on the monologue. I come out and then they, uh,


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[Assistant] They go, are, uh, it's really great because everybody that works there, I mean, they really are awesome and they're like, you're going to do great, man. Like it's, they're just so positive and rooting for you and it's such a wonderful feeling and, uh,


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[Assistant] With Lauren, she kind of walking around, Rebecca, like, they, uh.


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[Assistant] But I come, I stand on that mark and then you just sit there and wave and it's like, it's very, but you gotta wait till like this guy will do this with his hands.


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[Assistant] And, uh, he just goes, and when he says that, you go, thank you, thank you very much. And then they hand me the microphone and then I go, and then I go into my act. And when I'm done, we've got a great show for you tonight. Food fighters are here. Stay tuned. We'll be right back.


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[Assistant] And then you just kind of stand there and then it's like, Jenna's like looking at you and Donna's right in there. Every time I'm getting, every time I'm done with something, they're there and they're just waiting for it to be like.


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[Assistant] Alright cameras, you know, and then this then someone grabs the microphone, they grab me, I shoot straight back to the back. First sketch was the chef show. That was a little bit easier to get into is like I just took my stuff off Chef thing and she runs me out there. But then from chef to George Washington was we were, we were moving.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I had a wig during the dress rehearsal and then they changed it and just gave me no wig. Cause I think it just played better.


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[Assistant] You know, he's like, if you have a kid, if you have kids and sketches, you want them up a little bit because, uh, people at home will be mad that you got them out this late.


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[Assistant] Which is like, it's a weird thing that you gotta think about, that you gotta be, it's gonna be, you know, and I mean, these people getting mad or who, you know, who knows how, it's probably not a lot, but.


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[Assistant] Uh, but it is like, you know, and older people just being like, eh, I like those kids being out there too. It's, it's 12.30 at night. People from the internet always.


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[Assistant] You have to think of all that stuff. Oh yeaah. They ask me about the hours, they have to, yeaah, they just have to check all this. Like you don't know what's, you know, I mean, especially now it's like, people are so like, I'm not just had a large reaction to it.


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[Assistant] Doing the right thing. And I go run, I guess they have real big ragweed. They have, Wichita is, uh,


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[Assistant] Wichita, like, Oklahoma city, uh, it was almost everywhere we went, uh, Kansas.


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[Assistant] The most, uh, allergies in the country in Scranton, Pennsylvania is also


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[Assistant] They have the most allergies. And so we just go run. I run like a mile and a half.


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[Assistant] And, but we're, where I'm running is like along, there's just weeds and grass and everything. And then I get back and my, uh, hands are itching, my feet are itching and my lip starts puffing up really bad. And so, and we're, the show's in two hours.


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[Assistant] And then, well, then I go inside and then the show, then it starts getting even worse. And now we're like an hour from the show. So then an EMT came down and looked, but he couldn't really do anything.


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[Assistant] Cause he didn't have any, like, yeaah, it was very funny. He goes, uh, it was his first day and they go, all right, go down there. And so he comes in and he's like, Hey, you know, and then everybody leaves. So they just leave me and him in there together. And it's kind of just uncomfortable.


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[Assistant] And he's like, uh, does, uh, everything work? You know, he's like, I think he's, he was just making sure I'm not dying, you know, like my throat's not closing up or something, but you could just tell like, he doesn't, this is not what he does. I mean, he was telling me, it's like, it's my first day. I don't know.


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[Assistant] I'm just here to make sure you're not dying. He checks my pulse. Like I watched him just try to do the math for the pulse, which is funny. Just seeing him just be like.


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[Assistant] He's like trying to count it, he goes, pulse is like 70 something probably. And you're like, alright, that's good. Which is that low? That's a low, right? Or is that good?


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[Assistant] Uh, yeah, so he's like, the pulse is like, you know, it was good. And then he comes back a little bit later with an orange emergency bag.


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[Assistant] And just basically being like, I don't think there's anything. He's like, I was looking for an EpiPen.


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[Assistant] Which is, I mean, if you'd have stuck me with an EpiPen, that would have been real bad. But it wasn't a food allergy.


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[Assistant] And I got stuck with that. I think you have to go to the hospital if you get stuck with it. I mean, has this guy not had any training? I'm an EMT at a arena.


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[Assistant] Yeah. In Wichita, I just don't think they're, I, you know, they're not doctors and they haven't been there. What did you do take like Benadryl?


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[Assistant] So I didn't want to take Benadryl because I was going to make me asleep. We had another doctor come.


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[Assistant] The venue knew a guy that Dr. Sean, that EMT guy was very nice and he did everything he could have possibly done. And then this guy, Dr. Sean, that the venue, someone knew him there. He came, he brought me, uh, I think some steroid things. And then, uh, I did, I had to take some Benadryl. So I took some Benadryl and I fall asleep. Uh,


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[Assistant] And then I get woken up like 10 minutes before the show. I mean, I'm about to go on stage and then like, I'm like kind of, and then I go on and when I go on, I'm like kind of half, like, I mean, I was asleep a little bit ago, this pendulum, my lips like crazy, but the show was great.


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[Assistant] That was, it was so funny. I mean, I had like one of the better shows because I was, you're just kind of loose.


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[Assistant] You know, cause I mean, I, to go from like, cause I was like, I didn't know if I was going falsely.


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[Assistant] But I like laid down and I kind of got knocked out and Chase was telling me that it took like five minutes to kind of, he was knocking on the door and not coming, like to wake me up. And, uh, so, and then I just, you're just up and then you got to go do a live show, you know, in front of everybody. Uh, and she was like, you can do that. You can do Saturday night.


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[Assistant] So, you know, the most nervous I got was Saturday Live. I mean, you're nervous walking out to do the monologue both times. You're just kind of like...


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[Assistant] I hope this go good. This goes good. And then, uh, I would, I would say defer the run through on Saturday. I got really nervous. During the day? During the day when no crowds there.


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[Assistant] Cause you're, you know, it's like you're looking at which camera to look at, this camera's on, this camera, you know, when you deliver a line.


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[Assistant] I could deliver the line before the camera even cuts to me.


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[Assistant] Cause you know, it's a, it's a second, you know? And so if I have a little quick line.


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[Assistant] I could say it, and then the camera wouldn't even be on. And there's monitors, so you can see what's being seen on the thing. So there's a lot of this stuff that's playing into it. And where I know when I would say my line, like when the friend dressed her and she's like, you're dressed like sloth.


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[Assistant] Well, they got the camera on her and in the corner of my eye, I can see that it switches to me. And then when it switches to me, then I'm like, I'm just holding the baby root. And then I do the joke.


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[Assistant] But you gotta kinda wait a second, cause it's gotta, the camera's gotta come to you.


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[Assistant] He's unreal. I mean, that whole cast is re- is really great. The, even the Sarah Fran that is the new one, James, Andrew is very funny. I mean, they're all, uh, Heidi and Chloe, the ones that have been there for a long time. They're just, man, they're just so good. They just get it. They just can get into anything. They can do anything. Like it's such a really


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[Assistant] Uh, Punky, uh, I mean, it's, it's, it's all, Marcella, they're all, I mean, everybody's unreal. Bowen, who's the doctor that goes, I'm a doctor. And you go, not that doctor. Uh, and then Chloe, uh, who's in that airplane sketch too. Uh, it's, all of them are, there's two Chloe's there now. Uh,


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[Assistant] But they're, they're just all so good. That cast is, that cast is really, really good. And, uh, and it was like, you know, and I could see it. It's like, I, you know, I haven't got to watch Saturday Night Live much really, cause it's just, you're always kind of working. Uh.


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[Assistant] So, you know, and seeing them do fun sketches like that are just stupid and silly. You know, I mean, they, they, they loved it and.


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[Assistant] You know, it was, man, yeah. And Kenan is just so good. He's been there a long time, huh? The longest. Yeah, 20 years. Wow. But it's, he's, phew.


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[Assistant] It's a very funny, it was a very funny sketch. You didn't do, I don't know if people, it just took a second to figure out who I was or what was going on or it just wasn't clicking, but it was, it was a, it was a sketch that was very funny.


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[Assistant] They brought a goat. These goats were going crazy too. They were like hitting each other and making a lot of noise and everybody's like, are these goats okay? And the guy that brought them is like, yeah, they're just, they're just being goats. And he, you could tell he was like getting annoyed that everybody's like, yeah, but they're fighting. And he's like.


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[Assistant] That's it. I mean, it's goats, baby goats. So they're going to fight. Uh, and he was like just totally fine with it. And everybody else is like.


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[Assistant] Well, should we feed them or something? And then he's like, no, no, that's just, they're making a weird noise. Why is that noise weird? He goes, it's a goat noise. Everything was just like, well, they're goats and that's a goat noise. So that's why it's like that.


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[Assistant] Uh, Reed Jones, was that Nate's real year book pick in the Hallmark movie sketch? It was. This is my real one. I have a bigger picture of it too. Cause my mom got a big one. How did they get it? They just ask, you know, Abigail and Travis.


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[Assistant] Yeah, my mom was happy when they got, cause that was, but when they got, when they bought that one, cause I have a really big picture.


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[Assistant] They have like a giant photo of me in that picture because of my senior year. Yeah. And, uh, so they spent, you know, it was expensive and it was one that like, you know, I think my dad's still like, I can't believe you spent that month, you know, much money on that. She's like, well, see now look at it. Yeah. Yeah. It ended up working out. Uh,


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[Assistant] So it was, cause it was, the whole thing was like, mine was big and then Abigail, Derek's was smaller than Abigail's was very small. So I just got down to be like.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, didn't make it. Uh, Clayton Stoker, Sto-e-ker. S-t-o-e-c-k-e-r. That e comes out of nowhere. Seems like an unnecessary e, doesn't it? Yeah, yeah. I wonder if Clayton...


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[Assistant] Stoker. And you would say Stoker, yea. But his name is Clayton, so it's like Clay, but they add the ton. He's got a lot of just- Yea, he's got a lot going on. It seems like Clay- Clayton Stoker is like trying to hide.


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[Assistant] He goes, what are your friends calling you? Play Stoker. Stalker. And you're like, well that's the guy we're looking for. That's crazy. Uh, was anything discussed with Please Don't Destroy?


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[Assistant] And ultimately, how come you were not in dog food or a different please don't destroy skit idea? Yeah, I was, uh, I talked with them about the dog food. I was going to be in that.


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[Assistant] Uh, probably feeling a little forced to get me in it. You know, it just the, and so it just flowed better without me in it. So I wasn't, but those, yeah, those dudes are super funny. Yeah. Uh, Reed Jones again, we're only doing Reed Jones.


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[Assistant] How did they handle the Matthew Perry news? It seemed like some of the folks on stage at closing credits were learning about his death in that very moment they flashed, uh, Perry's image on the monitor.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeah, that's what they did. Uh, I think I heard he died right before someone just said it, but it was right before we went, we're going on, uh, maybe the live show.


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[Assistant] Uh, so I did it, yeah, there was really no way to, like, how were you going to address that? They just showed it. I mean, they didn't, I don't think they really put anything up besides just the picture. They did it very well for.


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[Assistant] It was very, it was done very well for the moment. I mean, they, so at the end, when you come out in, uh,


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[Assistant] I'm standing there. You go there and we go. So the sketch that I cut, I'm in this teacher's pet sketch. I'm full that when the Foo Fighters are playing that second time, I had a moment so I could go stand out there and watch. I'm like watching and I'm in full outfit ready for this next sketch because we don't know if it's getting cut or not.


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[Assistant] Uh, I reposted her on Instagram, but I believe it didn't be good. Yeah. Yeah. They're local. They're here. 37. You can pre-order it. The scene on. Yeah. There you go.


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[Assistant] She posted, you know, like cause they weren't, they weren't going to sell them cause it's like, it was my idea to wear that shirt.


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[Assistant] But yea, go buy that shirt. That's all sports her. It all goes to her. So she was, yea, I mean, we had to put that together real fast and it was super, and they, you know.


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[Assistant] They did it and had, they, they brought six hoodies cause we didn't know which one would fit and all that. And so, uh, yeah, go support that nice little local. Yeah. I think they're in, uh, I think she's even in Old Hickory or, uh, somewhere down there. Uh,


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[Assistant] But, so I go out there and then Lauren tells you, uh, you know, hey, uh.


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[Assistant] You know, do this and then, uh, he tells you how much time you want to have. So he always go, you know, we'll be like, you have 14 seconds. So are you going to have 30? I think we had 30 seconds.


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[Assistant] He goes, you have 30 seconds of, uh, you know, say whatever you want to say. You know, you say, please welcome food fighters or please. Thank you. Food fighters, Christopher Walken, her in, uh, our luck me. Yeah. And her, yeah, she came on and did that hurt. Yeah. She was super cool. Super nice. And then, uh,


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[Assistant] And then Padma Lucky was, uh, Lakshmi was good. Uh, she was very nice too. I mean, everybody was just so nice. Uh, Walk and I only use, if you see me talk to him on stage, that's the only time I talk to him.


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[Assistant] And he was like, oh, it's your first time out. He goes, this is pretty interesting the way they do it. You go, yeah, yeah, it's crazy. I mean, he's, he's eight, you know, you're like, yeah. And you're like, it's crazy. Talk, you know, you just kind of talk to him. Then you're like, I don't know, you know.


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[Assistant] And then, uh, yeaah. What do you say to Christopher Wong?


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[Assistant] And then, but he was like, you know, he was cool and. So, uh.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but we did see them show that Matthew Perry kind of thing. And yeah, but I don't think not everybody knew. I mean, it was, you know, it happened kind of right when you were, when it was going on.


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[Assistant] Philip Wiley, at the end of SNL when everyone was talking as the credits rolled, one of the food fighters hit up two fingers to Nate and seemed to say something happened twice. What was he talking about?


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[Assistant] Uh, I would have to see it. I don't know what he said twice.


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[Assistant] Maybe he was, he was telling me when he goes, when we're in Nashville, we're going there, come to the show. Like we'd love you to come out to the show. He was telling me, inviting me to the show. Like next time they're in Nashville, I could come to the show. And then, so maybe he's saying we're going to be there twice or we've been there. I don't know. I don't remember what the two times was, but, uh, it was, uh,


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[Assistant] John Hoskins, what were the best snacks backstage on Saturday Live? Solid spread or underwhelming? No, they have, I mean, they get you anything you would ever want.


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[Assistant] They had, we got, they brought these pretzels. Every day you're getting like gifts. Like someone local kind of gives you this or that or Fallon gave me a nice gift, uh, and, uh, which is very nice. And Fallon, yeah, cause Fallon, like I talked to Seth Meyers and Fallon and they were all super helpful with me and, uh,


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, they're go get you whatever. Yeah. I mean, you could be like, I want anything. Like they got me, you know, I would get, we do this a lot on the road and they went and got this for us, but so on the road for.


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[Assistant] Kind of a quick lunch. We always get like two boxes of Jersey Mike's.


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[Assistant] And so we've been doing that. And so I was like, let's just, we did that every day just to have not the boxes, but just some of the sandwiches, just cause they're easy to eat. And it's like, it's, it's the way I can eat them and like, they're great.


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[Assistant] And so we do, we do that on the road and we've been doing that a lot. So we just, Travis would get that and just go tell someone like, let's get some Jersey mics. Uh, let me tell you, us, Wendy's, Wendy's has some salads right now.


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[Assistant] They have this apple salad and they have a Caesar salad supposedly. Uh, I haven't tried the Caesar salad, but they've, they're unbelievable. Great if like-


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[Assistant] They got a great, well, they got this apple salad. I don't eat it, but I think they've always had it. It's great. Well, their apple ones are great. You can shake them up. So we got, I mean, I just was doing that. I was getting Wendy's and I had five guys back there. All right. Yeah, I didn't have much.


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[Assistant] Uh, I was kind of fasting my whole, I'm going back on my fasting. That's where I think I do the best. They like just go as long as you can. So I mean, I would try to go to like four to eight.


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[Assistant] You know, I don't wake up till 11, something like that. So then it's kind of easier than you go four or five o'clock, then I would eat. But I had some steak the final day, like some protein just to, cause I felt tired and depleted and I needed some, uh,


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[Assistant] But I don't think the, yeaah, I mean they have like a craft room and...


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[Assistant] They had everything there. I don't know if I really went in there though. Uh, so.


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[Assistant] Uh, I probably a lot of more healthier stuff too. Cause a lot of people want, cause that's, that stuff is where people get just, you know, they, I mean, you go, they have.


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[Assistant] Cupcakes, they could have anything and everything you would ever dream of. I became a problem. Did you eat some? Are you in there?


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[Assistant] You know, just whatever, just whatever was ready and available.


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[Assistant] Uh, Renee Mathis, I'm curious, were there any leftover props hanging around from


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[Assistant] Yeah, when I went in the wig thing, there was a lot of stuff in there. I don't think I saw the comb head, but I saw like an alien thing and the guy that's been there, he's been there forever, he's made everything.


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[Assistant] They, yeaah, I mean you could definitely go through and like.


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[Assistant] You could see some stuff. You see the, cause they have everybody's face that's, uh, you know, they scan it. So, I mean, you see Will Ferrell's face. So Will Ferrell comes on the show. They have already had his head size, his face, his everything, obviously him being on it. And so then they, they just mold the sketches to.


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[Assistant] They might have to do his, did he host? No, but his, you know, he's in first, his head growing so much. Yeah. They would have had to, I guess, redo his head.


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[Assistant] Mary Newquist, just wondering, Saturday Live compensates you as a host or if you do it for free and it's just for the prestige. Uh, yeah, you get paid, uh, you just get paid like, uh, it's a, the union pay. Just like doing any kind of, uh, tonight show or any of that stuff. It's.


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[Assistant] It's, yeaah, it's definitely not a thing you're doing for the money. It's, it's for the prestige of it. The difference was, some of it is, I paid for, I think I, uh, I think I paid for some, I had to pay for a lot of, like, uh, they might pay for my hotel, but like, usually like, if I was going promoting a movie,


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[Assistant] Since I was doing it as just a stand up, it's like some stuff I would pay for, but like if I was on a movie.


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[Assistant] A Netflix movie and Netflix is paying for, they would pay for my, you know, it's like my publicist is there. So like I pay, it's just stuff like that where you're paying for some of the people's travels versus where, you know, if I was there for a reason outside of just me, it's like the Netflix would pay for it or whatever. That kind of stuff.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, there's no, yeaah, you don't, you know. How many, like, if I go on Fallon...


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[Assistant] I could essentially, they might pick in my hotel, but like I kinda, you kinda, if I'm going on just to be.


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[Assistant] Whatever. It's like, you just kind of pay for it. Like me going to Seth Meyers was, you know, you just go on like that. I mean, I'm, they're helping me.


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[Assistant] But it's right there that I'm now, it's like, they don't have to pay for that stuff really comes into play with, uh, I'm gonna say it came play with Saturday live, but with, you know, the, the, the, the corporate kind of side of it, which is logistics of anything.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but I mean, you know, plagues into it is like, what does it matter, you know.


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[Assistant] We went to that SNL party. We did not get there until two, I think.


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[Assistant] It wasn't that close. It goes from one to four. We got there at two a.m.


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[Assistant] It was, uh, yeah, I mean, right when you walk in, it's very nice cause then they, you know, they walk you to your table. I got a big giant table in the back of this restaurant. They rented out this restaurant and, uh,


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[Assistant] Lauren's there and, uh, Chris Rock and John Mulaney both came down. Uh, they came down to the taping, which was very nice. Uh, and they said Seinfeld told me he was going to come, but he wasn't in town. And, uh, but so they was very nice that they came.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I mean there's a lot of people there. I mean, it's, it, it, it, and I was told this, it's gonna be like your wedding. Like, so, the comics, and two, my, my crew that came, Brian Soder, uh, Katie Soder's, girl Katie Nolan, uh,


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[Assistant] Yes. Yes. Yes. Yeah. I saw a picture with her. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And so, uh, yeah, me, her and James and Bates all took a picture in Dorfin too. Yeah. James wasn't in it. Oh yeah. Yeah. Cause James, uh, yeah, I think James left.


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[Assistant] Uh, but I went back there and said, like, Lauren said to say when everybody kind of goes up to him, so I went up and talked to Lauren and, you know, it was like, just me, Mulaney, Rock, talking to Lauren and just, you know, telling some stories, just talking about it and stuff like that and, uh,


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[Assistant] It's yea, it's, and it's very cool. I mean he'll, and the cast goes up and talks to him and he'll talk to him for a while.


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[Assistant] And you know, and you go to him, which you should, you know, and then it's, so it's, I'm sure back in the day, those parties were probably, I mean, I think they could be as crazy as they want. And I'm sure people got.


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[Assistant] I didn't really see a ton ton. It's like, I was like towards the back, but you know, some, uh,


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[Assistant] Which we did not go to. Yeah, that was at the stand and I know people went to that and I was like, kind of was like, uh, you felt like, you know, but it's, it's, you know, I went to bed at like six in the morning.


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[Assistant] Uh, and then we had to get up at like noon or something to go. But I mean, I felt pretty good. I mean, you just feel, you're just on a high, man. I bet so. Yeah. You're just like, I can't believe it's over.


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[Assistant] That, it was like, I was very, I was excited to go do it, and I was very excited to be done with it.


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[Assistant] You know, not, I mean, I would like to do it again, but it's like once the week there, you're like, you're ready to be like.


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[Assistant] I'm ready to kind of, you're like, this was a lot. And, uh, you know, so I'm ready to go back to Peoria.


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[Assistant] Mike Johnson, I'm curious to know who is your favorite cast member of all time? What is your favorite bit slash character of all time? Is this the new speaker of the house?


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[Assistant] Yeah. Uh, yeah, I mean, it really, yeah, I was a big spade fan, which I'm about to, I'm doing their podcast. I have to suck this spade and carvey. Uh.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm a big Spade fan, Sandler, obviously Chris Farley. I mean, yeah, you just kind of go for that. Yeah, it's all, yeah, I don't know if there's one person as much as it's kind of the crew, but the Will Ferrell, like that was very much my


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[Assistant] You know, kind of phase. Bill Hader, I.


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[Assistant] Uh, you know, like obviously Bill Hager is so funny, uh, and I know he's very funny, but I've come around, I like, more and more I'm like,


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[Assistant] I want to go back and watch more of his SNL. Like, I think I was just starting, I was in comedy probably already, so I just, it's like you don't see that as much.


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[Assistant] As you, you know, as I realized, but like, yeah, I mean, Bill Hader's so fun. Yeah. He's so funny. Uh.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's probably, uh, yeah, that, that one's very funny. Uh, yeah, that could be it. Yeah, that's not too long ago. I mean, you know, down by the river. Uh, yeah. A lot of those sketches. Man, you, you just do remember a lot of the sketches.


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[Assistant] Yea, Cinderlob is, it is very special. It's a very...


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[Assistant] I like, what I would say about my experience there is that I think this cast is very funny. This cast was, you know.


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[Assistant] Obviously when you go do, it's like anything. If you went to it, you would love it and you would, you would be like, this show is great and it's funny. And, and you know, when you, sometimes when you watch stuff on TV, you can be removed from it or the excitement that you once had, or maybe they've done too much political stuff in that, you know, like people got.


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[Assistant] Kind of over that stuff and I understand that and, uh, but when you see it, when you're doing it, you're like, that cast, they, they, they had a million ideas and they were all super fun. And I mean, I really felt very comfortable after that first day when it was like, they were like, Hey, just go pitch this. You know, they, they really do mold the show around what, you know, the host.


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[Assistant] Vibe is kind of going to be and, uh, Donna and I am everybody that works to do. They are, I mean, they're yanking you around. It's, I mean, you get off the stage and you're just running and then you're just.


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[Assistant] You just, your pants are off and then you step into new pants and shoes and then you're this and then you different whole new thing and then you go stand out there and, uh,


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[Assistant] The whole experience is something special and you know, and what Lauren brings to it with that loyalty to his employees and all the people that work there and stuff. That's something that's, uh, that is very missed in this, uh, world now. And it's something that.


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[Assistant] That shows you why that show has been on and why people have liked it for so long is cause it's, uh, you know, it's bread.


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[Assistant] A lot of our entertainment has come from out of that show.


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[Assistant] I don't know. I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't know. I don't see it being, like, the show would end.


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[Assistant] No, I don't. I mean, like, I, I don't know. I, I, I think you're, I think it's, I think, I bet it goes, but I don't know. I, I don't know. There's no rhyme or reason of any, there's no answer I could give you.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't, yeah, I don't know. I mean, you know, I don't know how much people secretly are tired of it or whatever, but I mean, the energy around the place is not like, we want this to end.


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[Assistant] And I don't feel like, I didn't feel like the energy felt like it was like coming to an end.


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[Assistant] Now it would be another year to not saying that they would, but it doesn't, you know, it's not like you just feel people or like no one says anything of either way. So I think it's like, who knows what can happen, but it's, I mean, it's a special thing that.


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[Assistant] I, you know, I mean, I really, really enjoyed it. I loved it so much. I thought it was so fun and they're just so great.


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[Assistant] They make you feel, cause you know, you feel kinda out of place. And I always, you know, I always thought that with like con, like with everything, I always felt, not that I felt out of place, but.


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[Assistant] You feel out of place, like I'm just from Old Hickory, I'm just like from here and all this. So when you're there and you're around that stuff and you're like, dude, I'm, you know, you're seeing him, it's crazy with Matthew Perry. Like, I mean, in Lauren's office, he has, like, when Matthew Perry is on, there's like logs of, you know, just seeing the names. It's like Alec Baldwin, Matthew Perry, or like whoever.


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[Assistant] The people that have been on a million times or, and you're seeing all those names and they're all people that are so famous and you're just like.


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[Assistant] You just feel like, I don't do, you know, you're like, I'm sorry. Like almost like I'm feel like walk around, apologize and everything. I'm sorry. I'm here. I shouldn't be here. Uh, but it's, uh,


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's, it's, I mean, but they make you feel like, you know, a star, you know, it's like that kind of thing, which is, you know, which is very nice to make you feel.


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[Assistant] Uh, SNL wasn't, uh, it wasn't the dream or the, it's, uh, it's in the, the, it would be in the basket of stuff I'd need for the, the other one.


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[Assistant] I mean, I'm just trying to create a world and, uh, that's what I, I did, I did like seeing that. I mean, I've seen Lauren and this world that he has created.


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[Assistant] Uh, is pretty special and I really enjoyed seeing that and watching that and, you know, the picking of a show and all this stuff. And I think, yeah, I mean, that's the stuff that I want to eventually hopefully can get to a point of that where you can.


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[Assistant] You know, maybe you don't have to be in everything or you don't have to do everything, but you can, you're just, uh, you know, it's just, I don't know, creating a world of whatever, you know, but yeah, I mean, SNL was definitely,


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[Assistant] You know, it's the second thing I think I've always wanted to do. I mean, it's just a different thing, man. I mean, the amount of people that reached out after this, it's just a different, you know, I don't know if people get, they are like, they can't believe you have a special and all this stuff, but I guess you're doing stand up.


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[Assistant] For so long that people just kind of go like, all right, you're doing standup. You're a standup comedian. So then you're like, well, I got a special and I'm doing a tonight show and people are like, that's crazy. But it's, you're doing the thing you're supposed to be doing. And then this was like the first.


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[Assistant] That was like, you know, what? Like it was like, and it just was like a different.


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[Assistant] Well, I'm, I'm glad I was, I'm happy to have gotten this far with stand-up. Yeah, for sure. And then, uh, stand-up comedy is in a great spot right now. Uh, people are, uh,


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[Assistant] A lot more people coming out to shows, live things are great, live is the best, live is the best, live is happening now, people are coming out, a lot of comics are putting out great stuff right now, uh, and they're seeing stand up, you know, it's a golden globe, uh, now.


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[Assistant] As an award and so stay up is really kind of being, you know, can be looked at hopefully like eventually get like music where it's.


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[Assistant] People can just be standups and learn to be great at standup comedy. Cause it's, you know, it's very fun to go watch. It's very, I don't think anything you could ever watch will never have as many laughs as a standup, as standup can. Oh yeah.


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[Assistant] It's an instant you tell a joke and you get a reaction from it.


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[Assistant] Uhm, yeaah. I'm not with, I still have some, yeaah, like, I'm not, I look, I really liked shooting this stuff, like, you know, if you could do a multi-cam, like a Seinfeld show, like, I, I still, yeaah, there's, I don't know if that stuff will ever happen, I don't know if I'll ever do it, it might not work out. Yeaah, I don't know.


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[Assistant] I like the Sandler and the movie. I want to make stuff for, you know, I want to make stuff that everybody can go see. And so like I, you know, that's the, I do have that dream of doing that. So we'll see if that happens. Uh, but yeah, stand up. I do love stand up and yeah, I don't know. I don't know.


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[Assistant] Uh, it was, uh, crazy, man. I mean, it was, you know, he's reached out. I talked to him today actually about SNL. Like, you know, we've started texting and talking and he likes talking comedy. I mean, he's a comedian. He just likes talking comedy. And, uh, so I, when I was in New York, this was before I knew I got Saturday Live, uh,


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[Assistant] It was when I did the Tonight Show. Uh, the day I did the Tonight Show was when I met with him. And, uh, we just met, started to call me. He's been, he sent me a very nice message. You know, I think I said that about the, did I say that? Yeah, I think you told us about the voice mail. Yeah, he sent a very nice, uh,


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[Assistant] Uh, message about my special and so we just kind of talked comedy and just, you know.


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[Assistant] That was just kind of it. It's like we just started kind of talking now. So yeah, it's, uh, yeah, it was very much that moment. I felt like, uh, Keith Hernandez in the Seinfeld episode where you, uh, I don't know what to do. I'm just trying not to ruin this.


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[Assistant] Yes, I would have very, yeaah, I was very much wanted to, yeaah, yeaah, he could have asked anything out of me right there and I would have been like yeaah, yeaah, I'll do it.


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[Assistant] So yeaah, it was, yeaah, it was very cool. We talked for a while. You know, we've been talking since then.


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[Assistant] I don't try to go too much. I try to text and I think about what I'm texting him. I don't try to...


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[Assistant] I said, I go and take a picture. He goes, well, we just hung out. And I go, well, I don't know what to tell you, but I'm gonna, I have to have a picture. And he like laughed and we took a picture. He was, he's very nice, man.


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[Assistant] He just likes comedy and likes to talk comedy and, you know, the people around us took pictures with him. No one came up to me, but it's, they, they took pictures with him and it was, you know, we have my neighbor learned to speak English, uh, because of the Seinfeld show.


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[Assistant] It's it was, you know, it's a very funny show that was easy and to watch and just pleasant like you just need something that's grounded.


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[Assistant] To how everything can't be, yeah, that's our craziest everything and every, you know, it's.


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[Assistant] It's like, that's what Saturday Live is. It's like this kind of classic, like grounding kind of.


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[Assistant] You know what, I can watch this and it's easy to watch and it's fun and...


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[Assistant] It's nice. And you know, Seinfeld was that. I told him today, I was like, yeah, multicams are, uh, you know, his show is a multicam. I was like,


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[Assistant] Tell you what, cause on Saturday Night Live you shoot a, I shot a music video, a movie, uh, a sketch, multicam type thing, you're doing everything.


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[Assistant] Uh, as a Kramer, you're like, I want to, I can go to bed any day. I got a frog. He's got to work with a frog, a duck, chicken.


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[Assistant] And so yea, I said that to Seinfeld, I was like yea, I got that, I got multi-cams, they're, they're very fun. And he goes.


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[Assistant] I recommend them. I liked them, you know, as a cab that you do. Yeah, they do. He's a thing. They're great. Yeah. I'd imagine they are.


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[Assistant] Uh, so yeaah, it was, it was very cool and everybody was very nice and everybody, thank you so much for, I know everybody watching it and everybody came out and supported and none of that stuff. Like I always say, it's, uh, I know, uh, you guys are all super supportive and, uh, everything is done with, uh, I try to do everything with you guys in mind, not saying it's all.


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[Assistant] It's gonna be the funniest stuff in the world, but it'll be, uh, you know, it was a, uh, a true amazing, amazing experience.


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[Assistant] I didn't really, you know, I mean everybody was so nice to that. I mean, yeah, we're, I never tried to do that kind of stuff. And, uh, so, but they understood and that, that's why I was glad this show was good. Cause it was, I did want to be like everybody that, you know, those cities can be like, all right, you saw like, I mean, I went and did something to try to give it my best.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, yeaah, yeaah. They go back up, I go, I don't know, until they're double. People are like, well I thought we'd just get a transform. I go, you do, you get a transform and add to the price. No, that wasn't, that, that was, that's not happening. That did not happen.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we have, yeah, that's so, uh, the 312 Comedy Festival. I'll be in Peoria, uh, Wednesday and Thursday. And then Friday, Saturday, Sunday, I'm at the Chicago Theater. And then, uh, uh, I think Mike McKeown and Veeder might have a show.


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[Assistant] Two at Zany's there. They've added some, look at that schedule. My dad is doing a show at Zany's.


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[Assistant] So they, uh, they've added some, uh, yeah, you could have looked at it. That's three, two, one, schedule. Oh, festival. Oh.


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[Assistant] 3, uh, yeaah, 321 Comedy Festival, uh. Did my name make it on there?


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, there I am. Third line. Yeaah, look at that. My dad's doing a show at Zany's. Mike Vecchione and Gary Veeder are also doing a show. They were on the show with me at the Chicago Theater. So they're gonna go, uh, do that and then, uh,


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[Assistant] You know, I could tell you, oh, Che's going to be there from- John Crist. Uh, John Crist is there. It's a hot lineup, but yeah, yeah, this is a fun festival. And then, uh.


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[Assistant] Yeah. So go, yeah. So go see, I mean, you can, you can knock off a lot. Uh, yeah. So Dusty is there Thursday at the Vic. The Vic's a great theater.


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[Assistant] And then, yeah, then the other shows, my dad and them are, they might be Saturday or something, Friday, Saturday, but they're at Zany's. My dad's doing a show. Mike and Veeder doing a show. Chris, uh, yeah, it's a fun.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yeah. That's good. Yeah. Uh, all right. Yeah. And then, uh, yeah. Next week, Aaron's finally back. Yeah. Next week will be normal. It's been like two months.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Sorry about that. Yeah. Yeah. So it's been crazy.


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[Assistant] I got nothing to do. I'm not getting sick. I do two a week. What do y'all want to do? Uh, no. Yes. Thank you very much. Thank you for the support. We love you as always. Uh, I think we have something.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Uh, well that's so nice. Congrats to the greatest average SNL host of all time. Uh, we're also proud and happy for you. Love all the fame. But well, that's the nicest thing ever.


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[Assistant] Who would win animal fights? I mean, we can go back into that. Who would win? They made a whole book.


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[Assistant] This is, this is, I talk about reading on there, but this is the one.


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[Assistant] That's very funny. Yeah, yeah, that, yeah, that joke will be, yeah, all that stuff I'm gonna still be using just so you know, cause I wanna put it on special.


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[Assistant] Uh, and they'll just have other stuff. Uh, oh, that's awesome. This is, uh, no tomatoes, no onions. Fanpage admin team. Uh, Jesse Chad, Jen, uh, JC and Brandy.


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[Assistant] Jacy, right? J-A-C-Y? That's, yeah, that's how you say it. Sorry, I know where that is.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's crazy. Yeah. Look at that. I mean, this thing's a penguins. Do you even think to do that? That's amazing. Yeah. Oh wow. Olivia. Olivia hoodie. Wear that.


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[Assistant] This is very, that's, that's very, very nice.


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[Assistant] Sponsored tournament, the whole, that's my high school.


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[Assistant] Uh, thank you. That's uh, man, that's crazy. I did not know that.


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[Assistant] Start the show with a surprise, my dad's living here and then end it with this. Yeah, that's great. A lot of surprises. Uh, Opryland, I wonder if I'm in this, you know, show you the book, the Opryland to see where I was sweeping.


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[Assistant] Very sweet. Thank you guys. Thank you. All of you guys that listen, this is, uh, yeah, it's been a wild ride and, uh, yeah, I, we love you as always. See you out there. All right. Thank you. Bye.


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[Assistant] Hello folks and hey Barry, welcome to the Nate land podcast. I'm neighbor gets the, uh, Brian Bates, Aaron Weber and a fun dusty sleigh. John Chris.


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[Assistant] So, uh, Byron Allen, a brilliant dude, uh, and he, uh, he's a comedian, uh, and he, uh- Byron Allen folks.


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[Assistant] Brian, uh, Byron Allen folks. Byron Allen folks, yeaah.


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[Assistant] Uh, so yeaah, 62, which is insane. He's very young to, I mean, that guy has been successful for a long time.


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[Assistant] Uh, no, the Comedy Central would have been, when I got on Comedy Central, I think Comedy Central was still kinda like, people were still kinda watching it.


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[Assistant] So he's setting you up for jokes. So you have a joke and let's say John has a joke about sharks.


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[Assistant] So random that you forget that you have the joke because the way he would word it, he was, it was so good that he would sneak in there and be like, that's crazy.


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[Assistant] Because the person's doing their act. So like, when you would do Bob and Tom, you would, you're doing your full, I'm trying to think, like, uh,


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[Assistant] Everything's setting everybody up, truthfully. Like when you go do this stuff.


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[Assistant] Everybody has a comic even celebrities.


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[Assistant] They're told beforehand, unless it's like a real real interview and you do a pre interview, uh.


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[Assistant] You know, Howard Stern type interview or long interview, like they would talk to you then you'd eat that then the, that interviewer takes you where you want to go.


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[Assistant] Uh, uh, I know, I'm blanking on her name. Esther? Yep. Yep. And that's the guy from, uh, uh, Super Troopers. All the way on the, uh, yeah. What's the comic from Super Troopers? Yeah, I don't- Carlos? Or, uh, maybe Carlos?


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[Assistant] So I'm on comedy.tv, and uh, when we recorded with Keith Auerstadt, he did a thing where he uh, Byron and I recorded just a- He probably owns that. Oh yea, so now I guess he owns comedy. This first show was comedy.tv. Allen Media Group, that's crazy.


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[Assistant] Uh, Bonnie McFarlane, my host one too. And, uh, so by the time I went up, it was towards the end.


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[Assistant] Eight shows in or something. I mean, this crowd is not even paying. There's no life support.


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[Assistant] The whole show, never smiled. I can still see him right now. He had a big kind of long, fro head hair, and it was like, almost like, uh, what's the Simpsons?


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah. You know when you first start taping stuff, I mean my full time magic.


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[Assistant] On Comedy Central, we, the crowd was paid to be there.


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[Assistant] And then live Gotham would have been paid. Yea, they were paid. Cause you can't, you couldn't have. But it's like. Stand up wasn't as.


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[Assistant] much of a draw. I would think if you take that stuff now, it's a lit- stand-up's a lot more of a draw where people are like, they know stand-up is a thing to go to.


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[Assistant] I was doing it at that show, dude. The comms, they would, when you did a half hour comms intro, they would, they would edit it.


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[Assistant] Sometimes weird. Cause the person would not care. So you would like, you could have a call, there's comics that would have a callback, but they don't ever play the original part.


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[Assistant] Uh, me and Chelsea Peretti take the same night together and we, when you, right when you walk out, I don't know that they're even going to do this. They go, uh, it's so.


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[Assistant] But you kinda, it is probably the best time to ask. I think I would've like...


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[Assistant] I don't know, I, I, there's part of me, honestly, that thinks people might think you don't get paid just because. Oh yeah, maybe. It's, you're going on to advertise. Yeah. Like you're selling your show.


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[Assistant] I mean most people, like I did a Conan. I guess it doesn't matter. I did a Conan. I had TV credits and still had a day job. Like I did, I had a Live of Gotham, cause Live of Gotham you made.


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[Assistant] No, I thought I had my job. I had one job where I worked in the Kravitz Center, I think this is what it's called, in New York. And I was just, I had a...


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[Assistant] Yeah, you're still gonna, I think most of, I think my agents get tons of offers that are just insane where it's someone's like, can he come to my house for.


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[Assistant] Three hundred dollars and all this good. It's nice. It means you, people, you know, I don't, people just have no idea.


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[Assistant] So yeaah, you're gonna get that kind of stuff. I still, I've had a...


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[Assistant] That's like, uh, but it'll be like someone I don't know that doesn't know me at all. Like there's really haven't.


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[Assistant] When they don't know you at all and they just find out you're a comic, it's like, uh, that kind of stuff.


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[Assistant] But it gets, it was, I remember it being, cause they would just say it kinda down.


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[Assistant] And you're like, alright man, like, you know.


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[Assistant] One of your people, hey next time, let me know. Yes, I go, just tell me.


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[Assistant] But I would have done that. Like just so you don't look like a buffoon. And then I'm going up there in jeans and a jacket with a hoodie on, you know, and then you're like, oh dude, I don't know, everybody's in tuxes.


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[Assistant] I've wore a suit on stage a few times. I definitely don't mind it. I would, you know, maybe once I pass 50, I'll flip it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they did, uh, yeah, I would, my act, I never felt like a suit. That's a suit act.


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[Assistant] In the stage I've seen, I've done a show that short and then, uh, I did an arena in, uh, Canada.


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[Assistant] And, uh, when you walk to it, so if you ever, you know, go to imagine going any sold out arena show.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I walked in dude, and my stage was just jammed up against the basic hockey rink, like all, as close as they could get it. And you're just talking to like a very sporadic group of people. They were very wonderful, but it was, I remember.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I've been walking into the arena and it took, usually from backstage you're to the front pretty quickly. This one, they had multiple, oh, they had multiple semi trucks.


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[Assistant] That's true, there's so many things in life. Yeah, yeah. I couldn't do it again. No, no. Children. Yeah. I think it's, uh,


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[Assistant] No, but yeaah, it would be just because when you do it the first time, you can't believe you're even doing shows. Yeaah, yeaah, yeaah, yeaah, yeaah, yeaah, yeaah, yeaah, yeaah, yeaah, yeaah, yeaah, yeaah, yeaah, yeaah, yeaah, yeaah, yeaah, yeaah, yeaah, yeaah, yeaah, yeaah, yeaah, yeaah, yeaah, yeaah, yeaah, yeaah, yeaah, yeaah, yeaah, yeaah, yeaah, yeaah, yeaah, yeaah, yeaah, yeaah, yeaah, yeaah, yeaah, yeaah, yeaah, yeaah, yeaah, yeaah, yeaah, yeaah, yeaah, yeaah, yeaah, yeaah, yeaah, yeaah, yeaah, yeaah, yeaah, yeaah, yeaah, yeaah, yeaah, yeaah, yeaah, yeaah,


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[Assistant] That's expected. Yeah, but to go back to that stuff now, I mean, it would break your heart.


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[Assistant] Fairs are hard because you think, because they are so big. I mean, it can be a stadium type thing where you do a fair where you want to go, I don't know if I'm this famous to be doing.


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[Assistant] It was about, I mean, it was packed where they, where he did it was, uh, I'm sure they can make it.


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[Assistant] If I could change the rule in the NFL, I would make kickoff field goals legal.


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[Assistant] I don't agree with the rule. I mean, I'm fine with not doing it, but I was like, I don't think that happens enough if I had to pick a rule. The next night. The next night it happened. The next night. Vindicated.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and then it's a touchback. When you fumble it, it's a turnover touchback.


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[Assistant] Yeah. But it should be, you shouldn't lose the ball.


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[Assistant] But I bet there's a way that, I bet it's kinda like you gotta have your hands on it, cause then it could be like, you could hit your hands and then you...


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[Assistant] You know, it's like, well, did you catch it? Did you not? I'm sure there's a reason. But I, but you're right. You're right.


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[Assistant] Uh, Joshua Clay Lott put a crossbar at the top of the goalpost connecting the two posts. Let's make it a huge rectangle. There will be a lot more strategy involved kicking and would ask for more accuracy. Yeah, that would be fun. I don't hate that. Wow. Yeah.


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[Assistant] And it's more obvious if they made it or don't make it.


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[Assistant] A guy, a guy was saying like, this is probably going to change the game. You're going to see this now. Wow. He was a patriot. Cause the kicker does the exact same word.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but he, and he just, he just knows when to take off running and then, yeah. I mean, if you, if you just have to time it out, you know, but yeah. Trevor Birkin, Nate, when you're in Cleveland in November, if you have time to.


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[Assistant] Trevor Burkett guy apparently owns the hall of fame in Canton. He went to the, uh. The guy that owned it. He would tell you where you should go. Come on down to the hall of fame. I would love to hear that though.


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[Assistant] Nah, I barely have time now. It's hard to play golf. I mean, it's four hours.


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[Assistant] I want to try to play, I was thinking about trying to almost, like, either practice or play some 9, but I don't know, it's just so hard, it's a lot.


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[Assistant] Scott Johnson, Babe Ruth hit 159 home runs in his first 674 career games and had a 35 and 18 win loss record in his first 455 career innings pitch. Shohei Atani hit 160 home runs.


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[Assistant] Hit 160 home runs in his first 674 career games and had 35-19 win-loss record in his first 45, 455 career endings pitch. So it's the same, it's the same thing.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think they know they're going to say it and they got it just a matter of.


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[Assistant] What is that? Tiger Woods, but he makes a real long putt and goes, better than most, better than most. And he made this crazy long putt on the, uh, oh, it's a giant one. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Better than most. Yeah, you start it and then the guy ruins it. Better than most. He goes, that's a pretty good putt. Better than.


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[Assistant] No, I think some of it is really, I would imagine, do you believe in miracles is off the cuff? Like that's just an emotion.


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[Assistant] Go, if you, if you, if I, I told someone, my brother-in-law is here, and we watched a Vanderbilt, you know, LV game, and I said, this is what it's like being a Vandy friend.


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[Assistant] Just 17 and nothing immediately were up. They immediately tie it back up, uh, pretty quickly. And then we get up and then we have it. I mean, Vanderbilt tie ball game, we have an interception on their own, on their 30 or something. An interception on their 30, less than a minute left.


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, well, kick a field goal, cause it was a ball was tight. Oh yeah, kick a field goal. So you think worst, like worst case, we'll go to overtime, right? We lose. In regulation. In regulation. What happened?


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[Assistant] They, we run the clock out to nothing, try a field goal, miss the field goal, they get the ball back.


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[Assistant] I, you know, I mean, it's tough, man.


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[Assistant] And then you throw it back in the NFL and go, I wanted you to give that to charity.


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[Assistant] Take the football price out of it. Right. And, but the rest of it goes to charity.


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[Assistant] Uh, William Feltz. Regis Philbin hosted a national game show, Phenomenon, and was on TV every morning for like 30 years.


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[Assistant] Rudy was portrayed by Hobbit for 90 minutes as John Favre, the second most famous Notre Dame alum, Nathaniel.


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[Assistant] Another passive aggressive, that's why I put it on here. Yeaah, why are they back to back?


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[Assistant] Because I said Rudy, I said Rudy over Regis Philbin. Regis Philbin is, I'm sure for a name like William Felt, sounds like he's right.


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[Assistant] I know Regis Philbin, I know William does, we, Bates does, we're old.


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[Assistant] Nobody knows who he, no one knows anybody 30 and under. There's no way Regis Philbin comes to mind. I mean, when he hosted the.


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[Assistant] I mean, that might, I don't, how long ago was that? It was the 90s. How old is he now?


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[Assistant] He's also well known original host of the 19- from 1999 to 2000? How long did he host the- who wants to be a millionaire?


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[Assistant] I would say Regis, well, I said Rudy. I think you might go Rudy at first. You would just say Rudy.


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[Assistant] Go, like, do we have the full years of him running? Who wants to be a millionaire? Like, how long was he? It was on like three nights a week. And that show was awesome.


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[Assistant] They're 20. They don't know who he is. So much less, even if a person is born in 97, 98, which is a 24 year old, uh, even a 30 year old is like, they would have been a baby.


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[Assistant] You know, I'm trying to do a joke on this, but it's stuff's older than you. You hit a point where you go, Oh, like it's.


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[Assistant] So you could have just said that and not been aggressive.


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[Assistant] Maybe it's the back, maybe I wouldn't have thought of this. I don't, I honestly, I don't know if I would have read it as aggressive because I didn't understand it at first. Cause it said Nathaniel? No, no, just because I forgot the whole thing.


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[Assistant] Nathaniel's spelled wrong. Uh, it's A-E-L, uh, which is the way we do it. It's a fun fact. Nathaniel. I think it's Bates throwing them back to back, which is crazy. It's crazy. Put that up top. I mean, there's one, two, three, four, five, six females.


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[Assistant] Appliance part two comments. So we talked about appliances one other time.


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[Assistant] Kate The Great, if someone had told me that one day I would get extremely excited to see the word applying to this part two, I wouldn't have believed them.


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[Assistant] Well, he's great. What's that Seinfeld? Uh, well, he's uh, uh, call me Jerry the great or something. Yeah. She talked about the, he's talking about the maestro. Yeah. Well, he's a maestro. Well, I am great. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Uh, Lance Wallace. Appliances Part 2.


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[Assistant] Was another thing of beauty. Great episode inspired me to suggest a new way of naming your episode. Start with the topic breakfast has selected and researched, then follow it with a topic or topics the guys spend the most time actually talking about.


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[Assistant] Uh, it would turn it. I wasn't really enthused about more appliance talk, but the hidden topic of infomercials was so much fun. Keep spreading joy. All right. I'm not against that. Yeah, that'd be fun.


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[Assistant] That's not bad. I don't mind it also being like, here's some other stuff they win, you know, the idea. And that's good. Do you mind if we'll change it up? Whose breakfast?


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[Assistant] Uh, but I could see. Beauty would be a good one for you. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Beauty. But Nate doesn't like to be called Nathaniel, so.


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[Assistant] How in the world did Nate not pitch to Aaron Weber walk-in cooler as his appliance to sell?


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[Assistant] Well that wasn't, yeaah, that is true. You're going after him. But I had an idea that they should, cause what was it you wanted like for big men everywhere?


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[Assistant] For the bigger gentleman, you would have a walking cooler at your home that you can go cool off in.


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[Assistant] That he would want to then come home and walk in a cooler, freezer.


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[Assistant] I think there's enough air to probably...


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[Assistant] Mmhm. Man, that guy's hair, just smell. He takes that off, he'd be like, pfft.


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[Assistant] That's like, how does it, what is it? Can you smell in space? I don't think


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[Assistant] I mean, I mean, it'd be, you're floating. Yeah. No gravity. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Optimized portfolio. Man, that's a crazy name.


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[Assistant] Uh, as a nerd with a degree in math. No, it makes sense.


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[Assistant] It was cool to hear the birthday, the birthday paradox mentioned. Indeed. The paradox works.


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[Assistant] Because it's not asking the probability of you sharing a birthday with someone but rather of any two people in the room sharing a birthday with 23 randomly selected people.


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[Assistant] There are 253 possible pairs to consider.


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[Assistant] Fun fact, the probability reaches 99.9 when you reach 70 people in the room.


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[Assistant] It's fun. So if there's 70 people in the room, there's a 99.9% chance that somebody saw that clip. I saw that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's fun still.


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[Assistant] I'll tell it, I might have told you all, I don't know if I've told the audience, so I apologize.


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[Assistant] And, but there's a, the comic he would go on stage and he would, he would say, he had a joke where he would go like, uh, who's got a birthday coming up? And someone would say, I got a birthday coming up.


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[Assistant] There's really no reason for anybody to have a birthday. Like you don't need someone in the room to, you could just say, here is my impression of a Chinese restaurant singing Happy Birthday.


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[Assistant] He's already started. Holly's going crazy. And he goes, uh,


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[Assistant] He goes, yeah, so he just keeps going around. I don't, what is she doing?


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[Assistant] She's like, I got under 10,000. Uh, I've been re-listening to old episodes and between that and some of Brian's comments today, it's odd that he's kind of laughed at some, at about some of his points because he definitely has a broader scope about a lot of things than the other three. What are these comments? These are, that's fake. That's not true.


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[Assistant] Uh, I know, but I just saw in my head like a parrot.


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[Assistant] And then I got my peripheral is, you know, uh, dig, um, seahorse nodding back.


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[Assistant] Cause he definitely has a broader scope about a lot of things than the other three. Thank you. I get the impression that he's been exposed or at least allowed himself to be mentally open to much more than his personal bubble, which is interesting.


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[Assistant] Jay Kramer, 324, breakfast is ignorance of the Foreman grill, sheds a lot of light on the waffle fiasco. Fiasco. Fiasco.


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[Assistant] I don't think it's, yeaah, I think it's that you put the back to back passive aggressive ones towards me.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I have a whole thing right now. When I was growing up. But I'm trying, the idea of it is, uh, it's not really, I'm not,


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[Assistant] In my head, I'm not doing it to kids these days, but, but the way it's like, uh,


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[Assistant] It is kind of. It's a, it's, but I'm mentioning some old stuff and then, like, it's just, the times are just, just crazy.


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[Assistant] Oh really? Then he went 13? Who was 14? There was no 14.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah. That's when, no, it's, uh, no, I think you are 39. Uh, aren't you 39? You're 39? Yeah. Uh, King George the second.


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[Assistant] But you forget, you can tell when a bit gets old by sometimes how you say it and then you're like.


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[Assistant] I heard one about with Byron Allen, uh, actually he had a joke, uh, where he had a joke about the


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[Assistant] Use a, you ever use a pay phone and you put a dime in there.


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[Assistant] And so the joke is so old that it's like, it's been, I remember pay for, I think I've talked about that. I've never paid phones being 35 cents.


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[Assistant] Yeah. You ever go get a cab? I mean, that's, you know, and it's.


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[Assistant] I think I might've very old, I might've said Herschel Walker and he's even from Georgia.


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[Assistant] Neil Hicks. Yea, you know. He's probably gotta close. Versus Foxworthy? I just think Foxworthy doesn't want to follow.


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[Assistant] I, I, I feel, that's what I would be like, let me go before. Just because I'm not gonna be, you're gonna...


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[Assistant] You're, you're going to get them all riled up and like all this kind of stuff. It's like just a different kind of vibe. Everybody else's vibe. You, you and Foxworthy and Kenan, everybody's vibe is kind of the same of fun. And then you need Hicks to come in and then be like, you can, yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, might be Keenan, if I'm Foxworthy, you might be like, I want to go first, like go Keenan Foxworthy, then John.


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[Assistant] I remember the laughing school being put in. The new little place. I feel like it just opened.


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[Assistant] I don't know, he came in this, I think it's cause of the tone he set off with his comments that he thinks you're attacking him.


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[Assistant] If Kanye is, I mean, Kanye could be. He's born in Atlanta. I mean, there's your, that might be, he might be the number one. He spoke at a Christian youth conference.


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[Assistant] Better help? Uhh, I need some now.


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[Assistant] Nice. Yeah, I do. Do you ever find...