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[Assistant] This is a golf course close to our house.


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[Assistant] It's right next to a park there and they had this, uh, Lucy, my wife.


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[Assistant] Well, this is what I was worried about, hitting that tree. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Nasty fall into, I mean, she slammed into a tree. We set up a little backstop.


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[Assistant] And, um, and she just hopped the backstop and just smashed into a tree. Huge bruise, but she's fine, but it was, it was touch and go.


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[Assistant] Can I tell you, I flew this weekend and I always go for the exit row because I like the room. I don't know if you remember the video that went viral a few days ago of the exit door flying off in the air.


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[Assistant] Dude, I, multiple people were like, I'm not sitting there.


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[Assistant] Cause I'm like worried about it. I had the Axe of Rose to myself. So I need another one of those videos to go. Yeah. Yeah. Hopefully on Southwest too. So they think it's more.


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[Assistant] Like an actual problem. Maybe one year on.


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[Assistant] I don't know. There was nobody sitting in that particular seat when that happened, but I don't know.


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[Assistant] I think there's video of it. Yeah. That's what we viral, but there's video or something. Yes. Yeah. Um, but I, I heard the flight attendants have to say multiple times, like that wasn't us. That was somebody else before a little gunshot. I lucked out.


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[Assistant] I had a, I had a fly delta this weekend. We're sitting, we sat for like an hour and a half before we took off and the pilot comes on and goes, that's why it wasn't us, just a maintenance thing. And you're like, well,


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[Assistant] Well, the two of you have de facto copyrighted so many things.


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[Assistant] On stage, there's so few things I can do now. I can't put my hand behind my back.


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[Assistant] And we're having a good time is, is a more common phrase than people realize. Sometimes you want to say that. I know. And they think I'm ripping you off. It is fun that people think I invented saying that. And they think Nate invented putting his hand behind his back.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Well, he said there's all kinds of studies that show that your trustworthiness.


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[Assistant] Increases the less distractions there are in your face. That's why politicians typically don't have beards. Is that you tend to trust somebody more who just has a clear face. I don't want them to trust me.


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[Assistant] He kills so hard. When I hosted for him, I could feel the room vibrating on my feet from the green room. He was killing that hard. I remember the feature, his feature, I brought her on stage and then she walks out there and she goes, uh, uh.


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[Assistant] She goes, uh, uh, I came all the way from Cleveland. That's how you're going to bring me out. What we're going to do is a redo.


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[Assistant] Erin, get back out here. So I come back out to reintroduce her and the crowd's like going nuts. So I like give her a super over the top intro and then she comes back out and I was just started. So I was like, God, I messed this up.


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[Assistant] Yes, I would give her a purposefully bad intro the first time because I knew I would have to do it again.


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[Assistant] John Chris tells a story. I don't think he'd buy me saying this, but Chris Kelly had opened for him once buried just with that closer. Oh yeah. So hard. And there was no green room. So John went to the bathroom and he sat in the bathroom after the show, just so he wouldn't have to see people. And just one by one, he'd hear people walk in and go, man, that last guy's stuck.


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[Assistant] You got George Carlin's scroll of uh, euphemisms here? That's right.


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[Assistant] They have one of your puka shell necklaces. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, let's hope so. I'll counter with that. There are way more bad comedians than there are bad brain surgeons, I'd say. I've seen a lot more. Yeah. Well, cause anybody.


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[Assistant] I was, uh, across the border, man. I was in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada all weekend. Very fun. I did five shows at the comic strip. They were all, four of them were great. And, uh, man, a lot of people came out. It was like, it was exciting to, uh, to be in another country doing comedy. I was at that mall for four days.


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[Assistant] I was going a little stir crazy by the end there.


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[Assistant] But when you fly into Edmonton, they're doing the announcement.


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[Assistant] And some people in Alberta speak it, but I'm not running into it.


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[Assistant] Yeah. The Kroger. The Canadian accent's crazy.


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[Assistant] Like the people that really have it, it's wild. I met a guy from Saskatoon on the elevator. Saskatoon. And I could barely understand what he was saying. He was a very friendly guy, but I didn't have a clue what he was talking about. Told me his whole life story.


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[Assistant] Yeah. He saw I had a bag with a sticker on it. He's like,


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[Assistant] I was just saying I didn't understand it. I gotcha. That was English. I gotcha. But anyway.


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[Assistant] The front helps a lot. I mean, I'm always a little sick. But if you're in the back, you can really get hit with some cars.


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[Assistant] How have you been this year is kind of a good question.


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[Assistant] I like the idea of you walking to a gas station, the cashier goes, how you doing? You go, how's your year been? That's funny to me, but I do like it.


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[Assistant] Well, yeah, then it's a, then it's a better question. I think is now you have more to reflect.


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[Assistant] Yeah. They always say whenever you think about your own awkward moments, try to think about somebody else's awkward moments. And it's pretty hard to do. You know what I mean?


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[Assistant] No, I don't, I don't even, I can't remember. I mean, the stories you tell are funny, but I can't think of anybody else's weird, awkward moments, you know? Just something to think about.


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[Assistant] Soaking it up. Yeah, I'm into it. I had a real ego check this weekend. I have a long bit about beef jerky that I've been doing for a while into this guy sitting in the front row.


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[Assistant] At the show, I looked during my set, I looked down, he's got a huge bag of beef, like a huge bag of beef jerky on his table. And I was like, oh, did you bring that for me?


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[Assistant] I'm like, ah, this is so cool. This guy brought me beef jerky. Nah, it's just a guy from Canada. Yeah, I'm good, man.


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[Assistant] It went great. I worked it into that thing. Yeah. It was good. And then he gave me some after.


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[Assistant] Well, last week, this is very exciting. I'm glad you brought this up, Brian. Uh, last week, the West Coast legend himself, Snoop Dogg, announced that he is done with smoke.


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[Assistant] It's over. He's eliminating. Wow. How could that be that the dog father could be going smokeless?


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[Assistant] Well, we learned this week, as it turns out, that he is going smokeless, but not in the way you think. He's actually joining forces with our old friends, the makers of the world's most popular smokeless fire pits, Solo Stove, and has even been coined their official smokes person.


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[Assistant] It wouldn't be Snoop if he didn't drop it like it's hot, which is exactly what he's doing with the Snoop Stove, a limited edition bonfire fire pit designed by Snoop himself.


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[Assistant] Each custom fire pit comes with a going smokeless bucket hat and limited run of stickers. I need to order one before they sell out.


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[Assistant] Run, don't walk to solostove.com to pick up the limited edition fire pit and join Snoop in going smokeless for good. That's solo stove, solostove.com.


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[Assistant] Maybe saying the cost relocate for you is very expensive.


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[Assistant] He says your neighbors won't be happy with bats and if you get tired of them, the cost to relocate is very expensive. If you get tired of your neighbors, the cost for you to relocate is very expensive.


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[Assistant] You ever see that video of Robin Williams doing comedy to Coco? He's killing to another species.


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[Assistant] Look at that, it's got all the 1976 ChowChilla kidnapping.


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[Assistant] All three people who did this have been paroled. They're all out walking free as of last year.


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[Assistant] It was the quarry's owner's son and two of his friends. So it was like younger kids that did this.


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[Assistant] What I took it as, if you saw me standing on the sideline.


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[Assistant] They didn't comment on the show at all. This could have been an angry, the beginning of an angry email.


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[Assistant] But I think the snake doesn't have near human intelligence. You know, that's the creepy part of this for me.


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[Assistant] Well, I reacted to when somebody had an octopus in their house. That's what I'm saying. So like an octopus, they don't, I'm not frightened day to day by octopi because they're in the ocean, you know?


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[Assistant] My octopus teacher. Yeah, that creeped me out, dude.


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[Assistant] The octopus eaters is dude that just like swam around and fell in love with an octopus. Oh, okay. No, I don't like that.


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[Assistant] Is it? I don't think it's like a romantic love, but he, but just, they just become infatuated with each other.


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[Assistant] I think it was nominated for an Oscar. I mean, it was a very well received documentary.


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[Assistant] People said it already happened. A year spent by filmmaker Craig Foster for forging a relationship with a wild common octopus in the South African kelp forest.


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[Assistant] It won the award for best documentary at the 93rd Academy Awards.


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[Assistant] It was a big deal, but it's, uh, I turned it off about halfway through. I couldn't handle it. I didn't like it.


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[Assistant] Why? Because of the octopus? The whole thing just creeped me out and was weird. And uhm, yeaah, once you learn how smart they are.


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[Assistant] They just go to the same spot? Well, they have distinct markings and it would be in the same spot. And it got to a point where it would come up. It would come up to him.


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[Assistant] In South Africa, yeah, snorkel down with it. Just hang out with it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but it was like more, it's more than a dog though. It's different.


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[Assistant] No, because they were, it was the toughest year ever to be nominated because Forrest Gump just won everything.


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[Assistant] Oh, but I thought, I thought Shawshank was the best movie ever. Shawshank was a flop at the box office. It didn't make money at the time. It picked up steam later.


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[Assistant] It's a tough name. If they should redo it, they should name it something else.


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[Assistant] I'm guessing if that's the case, you're not listening to this podcast. That's probably true.


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[Assistant] Right now there are 3.5 billion people still living without safe toilets. 419 million people still practice open defecation.


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[Assistant] World Toilet Day is about accelerating change by doing whatever you can. Take action today.


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[Assistant] And share the campaign with your, with your, with your people. I guess it's just, it's just raising awareness.


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[Assistant] Break taboos, talk about the critical connection between toilets, water, you know.


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[Assistant] Well, for one, let's stop putting wha-uh, food waste, oils, medicines, and chemicals down our toilets. Well, that's true. Yeah, we gotta stop doing that. Right?


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[Assistant] Compost. Yea. Get into compost. It's about being the change.


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[Assistant] No, I don't think that's what this charity does. I don't know if this is, I mean there's not even a place to donate on here. I think they just really just want us to donate.


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[Assistant] But just like, to your, on your own, do whatever. Make your commitment and be the change. I bet that's where you give the money. Oh yeaah. They disguise the word donate.


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[Assistant] This is the unwater.org. Is it United Nations?


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yeah. Last year was 3.7 billion. Now it's 3.5 billion. Okay. Are you serious? Nah, I was just making that up. I'm saying it's such a huge number.


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[Assistant] They gotta go run to the downy real quick. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I actually make an effort to do it. How much do you drink? Uh, about a gallon a day.


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[Assistant] I think it's- How do you do it? You have a big thing? I have water bottles and I drink eight of them. Yeah. You know?


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[Assistant] Okay, he brought it into a different league.


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[Assistant] No, I think, well, was it, was it used that way before him? I think, I think, I think we're paying homage to him. That's what I'm saying, like, the last name. Oh, but yeaah, they stopped using it.


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[Assistant] He held nine patents, three of them for water closet improvement, such as the floo- okay. This terminology is pretty wild.


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[Assistant] He can improve the S-bend plumbing trap in 1880 by inventing the U-bend. I mean, this guy, he's trying to downplay his involvement, Brian, but this guy...


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[Assistant] Whoa! Oh man, and Porta John. Porta John, yea. Yea, this guy really, really made a splash.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it took 400 years to really take it to the mainstream.


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[Assistant] It's pretty, uh, I mean, what a different time. This guy was exiled for writing.


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[Assistant] Riscay poems. Imagine caring that much about a poem.


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[Assistant] A lot of them didn't until, until the AC. Yeah. If you track like population growth in the south, it's after air conditioning, central air got used. That's when they really started taking. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Cause you could actually live down here comfortably. Couldn't do that for a long time.


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[Assistant] So if you had to use the restroom during service, it was outside.


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[Assistant] I'd actually be a fan if you could have a really nice outhouse, it maybe should be separated from the house a bit. Like a little air conditioned shed out there.


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[Assistant] I tell you, I think it'd be the one closest to the entrance and the exit because I bet.


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[Assistant] I think I've looked into this at one point. When you...


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[Assistant] When you want privacy, you're going to go as far away from the door as possible. So I imagine that's going to be the dirtiest one and it's going to get cleaner the closer you get to the entrance.


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[Assistant] Well, you, you, you will notice the cleanliness of like the ground in front of the urinal, that kind of stuff. I mean, I've seen some nightmares, man. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I don't know anyone- That's about what I thought. Do you know someone who's had one? People talk about them a lot and people are very, uh, they talk about them.


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[Assistant] Oh man, tornado is actually more powerful than I heard. Is it? Faster speeds.


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[Assistant] Maybe? 100% renewable and sustainable bamboo. I've been buying bamboo toilet paper. Biodegradable and plays well with most septic tanks. That's a weird way of phrasing that. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] It says, how does it feel? And it says it feels much better on your conscience. So that tells me it doesn't feel great. It's not as soft. It's tough. It's not as soft.


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[Assistant] They're actually great. What's special about them? Just cleanliness. They have space.


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[Assistant] They get you in here and they get you to buy us. That's what Bucky's. Oh yeah. Bucky's is known for.


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[Assistant] Are you saying Bucky's and the New Museum of Contemporary Art in New York City have different business?


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[Assistant] Would somebody be ashamed of doing that? I think so.


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[Assistant] But you know what they say is polite, if you're, if you're at dinner at a restaurant and you use the bathroom, it's polite to leave your phone at the table. Cause I try to do that, but now I notice everybody takes your phone.


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[Assistant] But even that's a knock on who you're with if you're eating with other people.


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[Assistant] I mean, that's not too much of an ask if you're at a table this big and you're just sitting there.


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[Assistant] But I don't know, is it meant to do the same thing washing your hands does? I don't think they're meant to substitute for each other.


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[Assistant] I remember they used to talk about her all the time. Oh, you know, they dressed her up to look older. Spinoff from the Carol Burnett show.


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[Assistant] That's actually- That's actually- That's a great argument. That's a better point than I thought it was gonna be. Maybe just don't let animals inside though.


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[Assistant] The cat we just got, it just loves the toilet, just jumps in the toilet if you leave the bathroom open.


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[Assistant] It sits in. It gets wet. It jumps in there. It loves water. Which one? The one? The one that Abigail found for us. Yea, it loves water. It'll jump in the shower with you if you leave the bathroom door open. It'll jump in the toilet.


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[Assistant] No, it doesn't care about the bowl of water at all, it just wants the toilet water.


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[Assistant] If you gave a milk, it'd probably be a good day for that cat. I bet they like it, but day to day, give it some water.


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[Assistant] Uh, they share a bowl of water, put food in different bowls.


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[Assistant] But it's just, it's a mess at this point. They're eating each other's food. It's just, it's a, yeah, it's a real situation. Yeah. Tough to talk about.


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[Assistant] Spend time with my family. I'm on the road. I care about my craft and stuff, so, uh, I'm kidding.


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[Assistant] Uh, this weekend, I'm in Appleton, Wisconsin at Skyline Comedy Club. It's Friday and Saturday.


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[Assistant] I'm going to New York city for Thanksgiving and then I'm flying out day after to Appleton. That's fun. So if you're in the Wisconsin area, come see me. And then I got a big run next week, a bunch of different places. So come see me.


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[Assistant] Today's episode of the Nate Lam podcast is brought to you by HelloFresh, Rocket Money, Delete Me, and BetterHelp.


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[Assistant] Hello folks and hey bear, welcome to the Nate Land podcast. I'm Nate Barghetti, uh, Brian Bates, Ian Weber, and.


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[Assistant] Uh, so glad you, thanks for coming.


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[Assistant] We've been wanting you to come. Me and Angela go, uh, go way, way back.


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[Assistant] She's the, she took me on the road. She's the first one that ever took me out.


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[Assistant] My only ex- uh, I would go out with some other people. I went out with Maren and Ber- like, Maren probably was a good bit, but you were the longest.


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[Assistant] Learned a lot with you cause we would go to all the clubs.


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[Assistant] And, uh, and really was just on all year. It went to Guam.


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[Assistant] Where it was in the other, I know I can't blank in the other places. Guam and, uh.


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[Assistant] There, uh, when we first met, we both did New Faces. Montreal New Faces, 2008, I believe. And so it was, uh.


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[Assistant] I've always, I always liked this story because it was like, Angela asked me like, Oh, do you want to go on the, you want to open for that road in my head? I'm like, we are both on New Faces, Angela. I was like, why would I go open for someone that's got the same thing I got?


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[Assistant] Yeah, cause they recorded, that was, it was right when Sirius was, uh, I don't know if Sirius 2008, but it was like something, there was a reason I wanted to do it. And, uh,


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[Assistant] If you have old albums, if you have old stuff that you can put out on Sirius, I would do it. Yes, absolutely. Especially when you own that probably too.


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[Assistant] So that's what, that's the positive with that one that I have that is like, I just send it. I'm not, you know, I don't own it with someone else. It's just me. And then we need all the other ones. They're like, you know, you're splitting it because you don't own it. It's like half and half, whatever it is, but yeah, you should definitely.


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[Assistant] Oh yea? Yea, that's perfect. You get it, that's what I own, Hello World. And it was the only one I've ever owned. And, uh, yea, owning it is...


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[Assistant] You know, it's just, it's kinda crazy cause you can do whatever you want with it. You know when you do...


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[Assistant] Netflix and stuff, you're like, you can only post so much stuff and blah blah blah and all this kind of thing. And it's wild to be like, yeaah, do whatever you, like you see it in the email and you're like, wait, I have the whole thing?


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[Assistant] It's always with common sensual, like full time magic, I don't have.


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[Assistant] I don't have it. I don't have it. I can't. If you were like, can I go watch it? You know, I'd be like, wait, I'll go buy it on iTunes. Yeah. But it's like when you're seeing it, like it's just in your email and you're like, that's crazy, dude. You just have the entire special and do it, cut it up, do whatever you want.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, that's the way a lot of entertainment is starting to become, is this, uh, it's, everybody can kind of do their own thing.


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[Assistant] It's, I mean, it's a good thing.


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[Assistant] You gotta be care, it's like, I always think you gotta be somewhat careful. You don't want to be like too.


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[Assistant] You know, like too, like making people pay for stuff or like trying to, you know, it's like, stuff just needs to be accessible.


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[Assistant] But yeah, you can go, I mean, you can go make your own TV show if you want to, put it on YouTube. You can do whatever you want.


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[Assistant] Pretty fun. Uh, another thing that I would say about you, Angela, that I've, cause I learned so much through watching you. Every, like when you would come over, everybody knew you. Uh, and, hey, I got come off, was it full time, full time magic I got, I think with you.


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[Assistant] Really? What's the number? The half hour. It was a half hour. Comedy Central presents. Dave Rath called me. You were at my house.


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[Assistant] With you there. And something that always stuck with me, uh,


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[Assistant] That, I might have told you before, but I'll, I'll say it again. That my dad always said about you, is that when you came over to our house, and you were the first, like, celebrity come, like no one, you know, it was like crazy that every, you know, all my aunts came over, like we had everybody come because they knew Angela was coming over.


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[Assistant] And my dad said about you, he said, you know, Angela gave everybody her time. So like everybody you went to, you really looked them in the eyes and you gave them the time. And I carry that with that.


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[Assistant] To me to this day, because of just cause seeing you do that, I always, that was always a special thing.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah. I love your dad. I mean you were, yeaah, you were the, you were our first, like I mean, you know, you were huge. And so you were the first person we ever,


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[Assistant] It's all that, like, you know, people are like, she's coming to your house? And you're like, yeah.


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[Assistant] I mean, you were the first wave of the YouTube. If people don't know, it's the Nell...


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[Assistant] I'm sure people know, but if they don't, it's that, uh, in that sketch, like, and I mean, it was fun to watch you have to, cause you would close on it, then to, I mean, I was with you long enough to see you try to be like, well, we gotta, you gotta stop doing it.


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[Assistant] Like it can't just be, you don't feel like you can do this forever.


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[Assistant] Why everything that I have gone through, uh, how all my experiences are through you. So it's all the, uh, you need to start. It means a lot. It's it, it really does. It's all the, uh, uh,


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[Assistant] That was a while ago. I think Angela had a lot of people didn't know how big she was. And so it was, it's, it's like, oh, you know.


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[Assistant] Angela Johnson's come this weekend and they don't think anything, then they're like, oh.


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[Assistant] Oh, well, it's eight shows. And then I would see when she would take pictures with women, they're very excited and then they're grabbing her and they're, you do this and do that. Like it's, you know, it's a whole thing. So if there's no somewhat control, she'll be out there for two hours and it's going to be exhausting.


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[Assistant] But no one is, you can just see when people are like, they've never seen this. They've never dealt with this, so they don't know how to do it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's gonna be, yeah, it's almost like, I wonder if it was just the fan, it was, you know, I wonder if it was the first.


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[Assistant] Kind of, you know, like it's almost the surprise fandom that people don't know what they're getting into. Cause you gotta think before internet and all that stuff, most clubs, you're like, you know,


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[Assistant] Whatever big act that you have, you know that guy, you probably know the crowd that's exactly coming. There's a level of like.


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[Assistant] You know, before internet, anybody that came through a comedy club that sold tickets was like, everybody knew who that person was.


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[Assistant] And then you really got in this phase now where you're like, people sell tickets and they don't, there's people that are like, I've never even heard that person's name.


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[Assistant] And you're like, well, it's gonna be a problem.


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[Assistant] That person's fans, and it was almost, you were just at the, you were just like kind of the first test. Yeaah. You're the test for that kind of just thrown out to the wolves to be like, oh, it went from zero to like, we gotta get, people trying to get backstage, people trying to do, you know, like a Guns N' Roses concert.


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[Assistant] But no one knows how to stop that, you know, cause no one's prepared for it.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yeah, that would be brutal. Yeah. And the thing is too, is you're probably getting your bonuses, you're probably getting them when they're just making up that you're not. Like they were just, yeah, I always heard about that stuff too. I heard a thing with you, I heard, I think that new, that thing with Fluffy, like where it's, you just buy the extra tickets or you buy them out, you do, it's that kind of business sense of, and yeah, and at the beginning they get, you know,


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[Assistant] I think and hope, I think clubs have gotten a lot better with that kind of stuff.


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[Assistant] It's more, it's a much better process. It was the.


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[Assistant] The early on clubs versus like, you know, you were just right that late nineties to the two thousands. It was just, you know, again, there's no internet, there's no one can talk. No one can, there's no one like being like, yo, they're doing this, they're doing that. Now it's, I, from what I hope and that the bigger, the big main.


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[Assistant] Yeah. And that's what you want. Yeah. As a comic you want to get, first you get just straight up offer to come do the club. Maybe it's 800 bucks, no flight, no whatever. Then you eventually, you go to, you get bonuses, you sell out.


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[Assistant] And then you want to get to a door deal. That's your, if you're listening, that's your, that's your door deals. That's where.


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[Assistant] But you would sell so many tickets.


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[Assistant] Like, which is, I mean, you got really stuck in a situation that's a very rare situation to be in, where you don't have the time yet. But so they'd have to book her as the middle act. And then, I mean, the headliner's gotta go follow you as these people are here just to see you.


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, it was great. It was, it just, nothing like this ever happened. And so it just, and I, but you always did very good because you,


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[Assistant] Always wrote and you'd have to go up and that's what I always would say about you is like you're having to go produce all this stuff and you're having to learn all this at the highest level, uh, just as you're going. And that's, and it's very, very hard to do that. It's very hard to learn how to, comedy takes a long time to.


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[Assistant] Kind of get into a groove and figure it out. And you were just having to like just pump it out. And that's, you know.


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[Assistant] Yeah, because you're, to keep it going is.


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[Assistant] Really, on paper, your career should be, should not have been what it was.


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[Assistant] Uh, but it's for, for, uh, typical blowing up that quick of a thing, it really, you shouldn't have, most won't be, because they can't handle.


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[Assistant] To keep writing, to keep doing, that stuff's exhausting. It's hard. You got to stay on the road. That's not easy. And you went through it and you kept doing all that stuff. And that's why it's sustained. This is the thing that I always talk about here. If you have an act, you always had an act.


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[Assistant] And so even when people come to see you, they're actually seeing something.


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[Assistant] And then they come see you next Sunday, they'd see something. It's not, it's not just built on nothing. It's there's an actual thing and that's why you're here where you're at now and not.


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[Assistant] Kinda just like, you know, you could be so far removed from comedy.


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[Assistant] Because you could have been like, I can't do, I can't keep up with this. It's a, a company's hard. It's hard to write.


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[Assistant] Everybody's a, you're always a, basically a middle always.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we eat it all the time. Hello folks to HelloFresh. Uh, HelloFresh gets free, uh, fresh, pre-portioned, uh, ingredients and seasonal recipes delivered. Uh, we eat HelloFresh all the time.


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[Assistant] It's, you know, Laura does it. She makes it all. We've used it. Yeah. Eight years. I mean, we, we ate it, uh, two nights ago. Like it's a very easy thing to do.


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[Assistant] Tell her she's great. Yeah. Laura makes, I mean, we really, she...


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[Assistant] You know, cereal off a plate and you're just, you know, you look like a normal family. That's what hella fresh does makes you feel normal. Uh, go to hellafresh.com slash Nate land free and use code Nate land free for free breakfast for life.


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[Assistant] I don't know, it's crazy. One breakfast item per box while subscript, subscription is active. That's free breakfast for life at hellofresh.com slash naitlandfree with code naitlandfree. America's number one meal kit meal. I don't say the word right.


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[Assistant] Meal. You say meal? I go meal.


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[Assistant] Uh, let's start with you guys' comments, uh, Kevin Mitchell. The comments, the, uh, the comments read each week.


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[Assistant] Undoubtedly, one of the gang has given out wrong information or clarified a story they told.


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[Assistant] Kevin Mitchell, is that not his name from, uh, uh,


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[Assistant] Maybe that's like this Kevin Mitchell. I bet it's him. I bet it's him. Yep. Uh, Teresa Kelly.


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[Assistant] My husband and I drove from Vancouver, Canada to Seattle for Nate's show at the Paramount.


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[Assistant] We had a great time. However, we almost pulled an errand and told the guy next to us enough. He got up four times in the show to go get more drinks. In your opinion, what is an acceptable amount of times to make a whole row of people stand up so you can get drinks? That's a lot. Four is a lot. Four is a lot.


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[Assistant] You got to move a bunch of people. The hard thing with standup is it's an hour and a half, roughly.


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[Assistant] Two hours rough, you know, but it's, and you're just going, it's not like a music, a band. You're like, yeah, get up and go like, but comedy is a little more.


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[Assistant] No, I know. No, no. I mean, it's, it's a lot of times. It's too many times. Four is a lot of times.


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[Assistant] Yeah, just to, you know, be like after the, you know, do, maybe do it after, like after the opener, just be like, all right, five minutes. Here's, you know, I'm not a long one. Like you did five minutes to be like, y'all can run to the bathroom or like run.


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[Assistant] It's not really like that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we, you know what I started doing this, uh, past weekend? Uh, we played the George Washington sketch, the SNL sketch, like, you know, and it's a five minute sketch and we play it before, we just tried it this weekend and play it five minutes before we started the show.


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[Assistant] So it's like kind of like, it's just, yeah, it's just a nice, like, all right, have this thing on. It gets people to be like, Hey, I bet the show's about to start. Let's get it going.


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[Assistant] Uh, uh, where was it? Hillary, right? Hillary Nichols. Yeah. Uh, Hillary Nicholson. Got a question for Aaron. Hey.


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[Assistant] I've discovered the podcast, Somebody Stop Me. Oh boy. I just listened to the episode when you lost your keys at Office Depot. Just curious, have you been back?


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[Assistant] Any regrets in not signing up for the rewards program?


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[Assistant] Was that the end of it? You did six episodes and then that was it? Yea, about six. So was it just this Office Debo story, you just stretched it out for an hour?


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[Assistant] It's all the stuff you come up with.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, that's fun. It's a creative world. Uh, Becky Waller, unlike Dusty who's got, apparently has his own, he has 12 of his own podcasts.


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[Assistant] Dusty has his own podcast. Dusty's got his whole world that I don't know if we all even know really what it's all about.


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[Assistant] Uh, Becky Waller, I was listening to a comics podcast this week and he said that during a recent show, he did 10 to 15 minutes of his act and rift an hour and 15 minutes. He said that he'd done, what he'd done is called avoiding your act.


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[Assistant] There's, it's, yeah, it's not avoiding your act is, if you, have you.


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[Assistant] When you do, like it's crazy. When you have a bunch of gigs in a row, you can't be doing your act every night, you're going to burn out. That's insane. I have the most gigs in a row, in a row.


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[Assistant] How you make it great is you have those gigs in a row. When you go work out, that's like the idea of like, if you did a work exercise and, uh, yeah, you can't work out your muscles too much. That's wild.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, it's, it's, uh, yeaah, this is, you know.


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[Assistant] Look, I can tell you when you say the same jokes over and over again, you got to learn how to say that. That's something you're learning. You're always learning something. You got to learn how to sit there a little bit. Like now I'm trying to learn how to sit on stage and not be, you know, kind of just like, I don't know, just there's like, I'm trying to give myself a little more of a beat than I ever have. And you're, I'm doing that. I'm learning that now.


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[Assistant] Naturally, naturally I'm just talking slower. I think that's how, like being from the South, you just.


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[Assistant] Everything's a little more of a drag. In my head, I don't think I'm gonna take this big beat. But, you know, I would think I could talk too quick. And no one's ever said I talk too quick. But in my head, I could feel like I'm talking too quick.


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[Assistant] Uh, but it's yeah, it's the one like natural benefit of just being from the South is just, I honestly think it helps your time because you're just, you're, you know, you're just got a more of a.


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[Assistant] Storytelling, like just whatever it is, you just naturally do that. But I can tell you, uh, Becky, this person's, that's uh, that's insane.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Where, uh, yeah, cause I always have it, right now I'm very excited about everything, which is good. That's the whole, that's the whole goal.


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[Assistant] Cause I understand what this person's like saying. When you do it, you get tired of your act.


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[Assistant] You want to get tired of your act because you want to get into the stuff that you can't wait to say. And so the stuff that you can't wait to say because you know it's going to destroy. Now I'm excited because I can't wait to entertain these people. So I'll be like, you're beginning to laugh and you're like, man, I can't wait to get to this part because these people are going to elude. It's like making your parents laugh.


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[Assistant] Where you're just so happy and excited and you just, you're like, you know, it's making your friend laugh and you're making, that's how I feel when I'm on stage. It's like, oh, I can't, if you're laughing this hard at this one, wait till I get to this one. They don't even know what I have coming up. They don't even, I mean, that's the funnest thing in the world. If a guy riffs an hour and 15 minutes, he did an hour and a half.


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[Assistant] I mean it can't be good. You can't.


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[Assistant] No one's, I'm telling you, I think I know the ones that do it. The only one that Ian Bagg is great at crowd work.


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[Assistant] And great at doing it as a full show. He's very, very, but he's done it for years. Steve Byrne is, you know, Steve Byrne's really good at it because he mixes in.


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[Assistant] There's no down with them. Right. It keeps going. It keeps, you know, and then Steve has got jokes and then, so it's, you know, a lot of New York comics were really good at Croward. Joey McCullough, who comes out with me, like he was, like a lot of New York guys are really, Big J, Big J is one of the best ever.


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[Assistant] They're great at crowd work because they've done it for so long. But the new, you know, you're just not riffing an hour and 15 minutes.


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[Assistant] One thing to go talk for an hour and 15 minutes, but I'm saying it being a good show, there's just no way.


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[Assistant] There's no way you're just, you know, alright. Uh, Melissa Sedlak.


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[Assistant] My husband and I got engaged and married in 2004 when my husband...


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[Assistant] Called his dad on his cell phone to share the exciting news. His dad said, that's great. Do me a favor and call back after 9pm.


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[Assistant] Uh, just no cell phone. I mean she has a phone, but it's wi-fi only. Like the emergency? It's wi-fi only. Oh, okay. Like I mean it's not hooked up to, she can't use it, but I mean she has a phone, she can take pictures and whatever, but she's got to be on wi-fi to do anything.


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[Assistant] I don't know, I mean, I'm different than Laura.


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[Assistant] You know, that's just, I, you know, I would be probably more fine with it now. Just cause it's like, you know, she's 11 and you're like, you just, whatever reason, uh, she probably won't get a watch. Uh, yeah, she won't hear this, but I think for her.


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[Assistant] Uh, or she would have, oh yeaah, this won't be bad. She would have for Christmas, she would have got a watch that had been a cellular. So it's like, there is a way. And then she would have a cell phone too. That's good. But yeaah, yeaah, it's tough.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Yeaah. Yeaah. It's easy to do that. How old is he now? Ten. Ten. Yeaah. Shhh. Crazy.


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[Assistant] So the only thing, I know, so Birdsong, there's the, Carol, the Birdsong.


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[Assistant] Oh, you know her for real? She does all the announcements for-


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[Assistant] Yeah, everybody knows it's true. So Aaron started comedy at 23.


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[Assistant] That's considerably soon after dropping 150k on higher education.


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[Assistant] How long did he consider getting on stage before this and can we have some context?


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[Assistant] Leading up to his first few open mics.


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[Assistant] It's something I've always pronounced the same until I made a friend that grew up in California.


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[Assistant] She had to set me straight and now I tried to pronounce the E. How do you say it, Angela?


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[Assistant] And that's what I'm picturing you going down to your family.


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[Assistant] Pen. It's the same. Oh, so I'm saying it. Pen.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Penguin. Does she say it right? Yeah, I'll give her a pass.


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[Assistant] We'll write a letter on this pine. Pencil. Pencil. Uh, Kevin Robleski.


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[Assistant] Robleski. Robleski. Hey bear. I don't know if this has ever been talked about, but when Big Breakfast disagrees with something, he always puts out a, hmm, gets ignored and the pod moves on. Makes me laugh every time. Thanks for crushing it. Goodbye folks.


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[Assistant] He says he likes it. Well, I don't like him.


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[Assistant] Can we talk about property? I just love, like, uh, it's a very southern thing. To talk about your property? Just to talk about your property. You better get off my property right now.


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[Assistant] No, but it's the best cause it's just like, it's not proper. I mean it's, you know, people like their property.


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[Assistant] Property is a funny word. Mike Valor. Valir. Valir.


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[Assistant] I told my wife that if she's ever getting fast food and doesn't know what I want to just give me the number one. So far, I haven't been disappointed regardless, regardless of where she gets from. Do you think you would be satisfied with the number one from any fast food place? Yeah. I think so.


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[Assistant] I remember when I found out about hot mustard. When Abigail, my sister used to work at McDonald's, I go, get some hot mustard. Yeah, bring it home. It was a big, big day. I was like, you know, she brought home extra, like a, you know, it's like just try to get some, steal some hot mustard.


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[Assistant] I don't know if I even use numbers anywhere else. Where does use use numbers? Oh, any fast food place is going to.


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[Assistant] The meals are gonna be numbered. Arby's? I feel like if I go to Arby's I say I want the beef and cheddar, I say the name of the sandwich.


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[Assistant] Maybe I don't do that out of, uh, respect for McDonald's.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think the number one, yeah. Yeah, I think you go, uh,


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[Assistant] Uh, I don't know if there's a jacking box over here.


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[Assistant] I go to that Burger King, that James a lot. I sneak over there. Yeah. Well, I get to walk for juniors.


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[Assistant] I'm an eighth grade fan of the Nate Land podcast. Thank you. On my first day of school this year, as class was starting, we were all talking very loudly. All of a sudden my teacher yelled out, hello folks.


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[Assistant] In the middle of all the noise, everyone ignored him, but I yelled back, Hey Bear! He was at that moment.


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[Assistant] Things, and then so I could read it. Cause I read that one pretty good.


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[Assistant] So Emma, Emma knows what's up. All right. Uh, JT Fulton, about a year ago, I showed my girlfriend's, uh, hold on.


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[Assistant] Hello and about a year ago. Emma, come through. Emma, Emma, could you read this JT Fulton one? About a year ago, I showed my girlfriend Nate's first special. She wasn't a standup comedy fan, but knew I am religious about the art form and its history. Fast forward to us eloping three weeks ago and yelling, hey bear, as we signed our marriage certificate.


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[Assistant] We watch the podcast every Wednesday night together. Once we get in bed, thanks for all the laughs. Something me and my beautiful wife now share together. Very nice. Congratulations. Hey bear to you guys. That's awesome. That's great. That's great. There are some nice, some good, some nice, a whole.


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[Assistant] So like, you know, grizzly bears, you go, Hey bear, Hey bear.


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[Assistant] No, if you ever go hiking, like in Yosemite or any of these things, you say, you could do it in smokey mountains. If there's bears, when you, when you walk, you just go, hey bear, hey bear. You just say that a bunch.


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[Assistant] That's really what people yell, and it just kind of...


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[Assistant] Spiral and now here we are, but I like it. Yeah. It's fun. Uh, Jeff matters. Could y'all settle a social etiquette? Is that how you say it? All right. Situation for me when getting food is single line buffets. Do you have to wait in line and start at the front?


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[Assistant] Wait, when getting food at a single line buffet, do you have to wait in line and start at the front or can you jump in at an empty spot, a spot that wouldn't disrupt anyone and grab your items and go? What's the social protocol for this? And does the environment change like a funeral versus a wedding?


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[Assistant] But you're buying, and you're buying according to that.


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[Assistant] Well, I mean, you already bought that meat and it's cooked for the protein at the end.


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[Assistant] But I mean, but the steak is the featured player of the buffet.


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[Assistant] And a bit of steak, and you're saying the steak should be cut in pieces.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yeah, I'm a big buffet fan. I think at a funeral.


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[Assistant] There's, if there's a big enough distance.


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[Assistant] So if you, if you, if you have so far of a head start, if that person's at grabbing their silverware and you're more towards the back, like three things, I think you could jump there. Cause they, they will never be in, you're never be in the way. So you're already in the way.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that idea, that setup is tough. Cause you're, it is like, you want to go like, dude, then what do you want? A to do that would be like, we need to hang out.


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[Assistant] How long does it take to film this movie? How long does it take to film this movie?


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[Assistant] I'm loving that stuff now. I'm watching, we, you know, uh,


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[Assistant] This would be right up my alley. Cause it's stuff that's not, uh, as we talk about a lot on this, not as serious, not as like heavy, not as...


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[Assistant] You know, like it doesn't need to be this thing. It needs to just be like, I really, it's a joy. It was a fun. Yeah, I enjoyed it. It was a fun. We talked about Hallmark movies and it's like Hallmark does very good with that where they're just like very pleasant.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah. They're very fun to watch. Have you ever done one?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, the commitment, that's the one thing that hurts comedians is like, uh,


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[Assistant] But they, when you, when I would audition, is the commitment to it? Are you going to like do all that stuff? It's like, cause if a comic too could be, it was almost pretty good that you were.


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[Assistant] You're not in it as much because then you actually just were like everything. You're like, Oh, well I gotta go, you know, whatever.


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[Assistant] You know, you're like, well, I'm not going to go, you know, comics can, you can be like, I'll do whatever I wanted to go do. And you can have like an arrogance that you shouldn't have. And then, but you were in a situation where you did not have that. And so you took it the seriousness that you're supposed to take it. And then it worked out.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Well, I think that's what I mean. It's, it's, uh,


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[Assistant] Taking it more serious than maybe, I'm saying as a comment.


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[Assistant] I know. A comic could go into it and not take it serious.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I wonder, cause if, yeah, they didn't know it was gonna, yeah.


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[Assistant] You would think after it blew up, maybe they would have had you back just to even come do it. Did they ever ask you back for anything or?


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[Assistant] Well, I mean, it probably was though. I mean, it's, you know, sometimes it's, uh, that's the stuff that sticks with people.


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[Assistant] It could be, uh, you know, a lot of times something in some shows, especially in a lot of sketch shows, it could be your memory of something is not a big thing.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's good to have it. It's always hard to.


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[Assistant] Uh, you know the caribou net show, I remember, I mean, I was watching on, I guess, TV.


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[Assistant] I was born in 79. Maybe I saw it in syndication, but I saw it. You probably saw it in syndication, but I remember, I mean, mama's family, I remember seeing that show. Uh, but wherever they would show this stuff on, what were they showing on TV land?


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[Assistant] But, I mean, that's all those shows I've watched. Dick Van Dyke. I wasn't watching on TV. I was watching on CBS.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah. Well I don't remember where I watched it, but see a Tim Conway, the one where he does the sketch where he gets the needle. That's still funny.


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[Assistant] Like yeaah, so that, that stuff would have been, uh, when did he, yeaah, 2019. Yeaah, Tim Conway was unreal. Yes. Uh, so that was, yeaah, that was very much, very early.


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[Assistant] That would have been my, yeah, the sketch that I would remember. You know. Would your parents let you watch Saturday Out Live?


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[Assistant] No, I mean, I think if I was seeing Saturday Night Live, it would have been more like when I was, you're like high school or you're...


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[Assistant] You know, just you saw, I don't remember how you saw it, but you would just, you would see some stuff. Might've seen it, like late, you know, some. I mean, I knew about it, but I don't know, we were not.


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[Assistant] You know, Adam Sandman movies and all that stuff came out or by new spade, all those, you know, yeah. Did you watch? All right, go ahead.


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[Assistant] Well, we all have. We all go through some stuff, but.


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[Assistant] I think she, yeah, it was like real, like there was something crazy.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Yeaah, I mean that's, you know. Yeaah, I think if you blow up as a kid, it's, we were talking about that on the road, it's tough.


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[Assistant] It's just, I don't know how many situations it works where it's gonna be a great thing. Cause they were, uh.


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[Assistant] I mean, cause some people either, either they have to get out of, but they, they're just gonna have a weird life, it feels like.


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[Assistant] I mean, I mean, you know, she wanted to, I mean, you'd have to see.


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[Assistant] I just want her to go through all the stuff that it takes to go through.


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[Assistant] Not doing comedy, but you know, I think she, she's very, uh, you know, she, she makes up, she'll do a song and a dance and have all these act outs. And I mean, some of them, I'm always like, how are you making this up?


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[Assistant] And she's making out every move and all this and, uh, very creative, very funny, all that stuff. Uh, we'd tell her to do at school, go take, you know, go try to do that stuff. I mean, but it's, it's the commitment, would she, would they commit to it? You have to be obsessed with this.


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[Assistant] If you're, if you're not obsessed and you're just kind of like saying like, no, this is what I want to be. And then you're like, well, we, you got to go to, you know, practice today. And you're like, eh, I don't want to go to practice. Well, I can already promise you it's not going to work.


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[Assistant] So it's, you gotta, you, you gotta have an obsession with it. She's obsessed with horses right now. And she has been for, since she was a baby. So, uh, our, you know, old enough to know horses. So Josh Peck. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Me and Soder, and a guy texted, uh, I think he texted me and Soder together and just said, hey, I'm just letting you know your phone numbers are very easy to find.


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[Assistant] And then that was it. And then he goes, uh, but it was actually like a very nice, like it really wasn't, he's like, I'll never text you again. I'm not trying to. He's like, uh, and he was just kind of like, just heads up.


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[Assistant] Your, your numbers, cause your number will be linked to, that's our stuff for anybody that's older than kind of the new age of social media. Like we were, when you signed up for stuff, you just linked.


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[Assistant] And so you didn't do, that's what, with YouTube videos even, sometimes you have old videos up and you're like, yeah, cause no one, it didn't matter. No one watched it.


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[Assistant] And then some of you will be like, well, these videos are all the same. You'll be like, yeah, cause no one watched any of them.


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[Assistant] You're violating. Yeah. Wow. It's crazy. Delete me. Delete me is for that. Done. I have a, yeah, I have some random number sends me pictures of a tiger.


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[Assistant] No, I've never responded. And it's just always a picture of a tiger.


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[Assistant] They won't say who it is. Some of them could honestly be a famous person and they won't.


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[Assistant] They say their name in it though, and you're like, yo dude, I don't, who, I don't know where this is coming from.


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[Assistant] Weird, yeaah, yeaah, like they're just texting you something and you're like, now I gotta figure out who this person is or yeaah, whatever it is and.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yeah. People don't just say it's never bad to go just throw your name back. Hey, this is already the end of it. Say the person's name. Say your name.


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[Assistant] You know what's funny? That's how I spell Angela. The only way I would ever spell it is your way.


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[Assistant] Yeah, just cause I don't, I never, I'd only spell it hurts. Angela's way.


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[Assistant] Uh, no, I do. I just, I don't know. You don't spell their names ever. I don't spell their names and I guess I've just said you're, you're the angel I've said the most. So I'm a, I'm a J Angela guy. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yeah. Well, I mean, it's a guy that's like probably been thrown for his every birthday. He probably got thrown 12 parties.


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[Assistant] The town, this town would like to throw you this party, you know. Man, that's crazy.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's such a, yeah, I mean, to see that big of a star, I mean, it's like one of the most famous people ever.


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[Assistant] Yeah. He, he did like, uh, the Muhammad Ali fight, right? Yeah. Yeah. Like he would do those big, you know, he was just the biggest name ever.


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[Assistant] Cause I, I never realized that cause I thought, Oh, maybe like, you know.


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[Assistant] Cause their first sketches, cause I said I didn't want to be, do anything politics, so the first sketch usually is topical or politics.


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[Assistant] Well yeah, I mean, yeah, it was almost, once you realize it's like, not...


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[Assistant] You're never, no one's saying it, you're like, it's kind of a relief. Like you're like, okay, well then I'll...


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[Assistant] You know, cause otherwise you're just, you know, you're like, well, did I do something? Why are they not letting me say it? Like, you know, it could be a million things, but then.


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[Assistant] You're like, no, no, no. And I think I, I like it that they, it's for, it's reserved for the cast. I like that too. You know, it really makes it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Lorne Michaels is one of the most impressive people I've ever met. I mean, really crazy.


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[Assistant] No yeaah. Yeaah. Yeaah. And I mean, he's, he makes you feel like a star, like he makes you feel like, you know, uh,


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[Assistant] Just, I mean, man, that guy's done everything. You do a dinner, you do, I mean, it's just, he's such a brilliant dude. He's there, he's around, he's, you know, you see the, the,


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[Assistant] The cast will go up and talk to them at the after party and you know, I don't think no one feels it's the, it's the perfect amount of.


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[Assistant] Uh, respect and like accessibility where I think no one, I mean, I'm sure people do take advantage of his time, but it feels like the people that would be close to another show, it's, it's like, well, if I need to go say something, I don't, I think I can feel like I can go talk to him, but you're not going to just go.


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[Assistant] For no reason talk to him, and that's why you see all the old cast members.


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[Assistant] Them being around him, they, you know, they really gravitate towards him. And he's just like, uh, you know, a father almost to so many people. Yeah. A lot of people's careers. This guy was the guy that you would go to and ask for a lot of stuff.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we're good. That's a legit real, that's a real reason. It's the only real reason we've ever had.


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[Assistant] Wouldn't know it's time to wrap it up. Uh, you can just tell what time, like your body just like, you can guess what time it is.


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[Assistant] Well, we've really enjoyed it, obviously.


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[Assistant] Alright, well I hope you guys have a wonderful, a wonderful Christmas and a happy new year in 2024. Here we are. Alright, we love you. See you next week. Bye.


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[Assistant] We'll redo it. Yeah, why don't, why, why be North and South America? I mean, there's enough room for us to just name us different stuff.


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[Assistant] Well, just be Canada. Just be what you are. You don't even have to be a continent. You could just be a country.


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[Assistant] Maybe we're just saying, listen, you guys, your States aren't United, ours is. You're America, but we're the United States of America. We're the U S of A.


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[Assistant] I don't feel like Chile and, uh, I don't know, any other country in South America.


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[Assistant] How high is the fence that they can't jump over? No one knows.


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[Assistant] Well, this is, uh, this is Nate's point. I mean, I'm, I'm just jumping on it here. Like your privacy fence. You just go a little


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[Assistant] Anything you can use to simulate that. I would think the thing to do would be try to just find a cheap glass. I would feel like that would be easier than going around Brazil trying to find a light bulb.


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[Assistant] Was it scary carting around, uh, going from place to place in Brazil trying to communicate with people and not being able to speak the language?


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[Assistant] Albany is a bit redneck though. I like it. They get a bit of a, uh, country vibe.


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[Assistant] It is but they've kind of embraced it in a way.


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[Assistant] I liked it. I walked to a grocery store there and, and I was like, oh, they're pretty country in here. I'm like, I fit right in up in there. Yeah. What grocery store did you go to?


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[Assistant] It was, I don't remember the name, it wasn't a Publix or a Harris Teeter. Oh, there you go. You know.


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[Assistant] I do, yeah, I do like that. I would like them to be cleaner and safer. But yeah, I like the idea. Like if, if I go to a hotel and they're like, what floor? I'm like, can I be on the first floor?


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[Assistant] But I just was like, God, it just seems, it just got so weird. And I think she was even like, it's okay, take it easy.


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[Assistant] I've been drinking in the morning and I'd be like, all right, let's get it going. You know what I mean?


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[Assistant] He seems completely unhinged, Lee Corso. He seems insane. He's been doing it a long, long time. I mean, I like it, but he seems, he seems insane.


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[Assistant] And, uh, you know, but like, uh, you know, like a Colin cowherd, you know, he does it a little bit himself, a little where Colin was right, where Colin was wrong, but, uh, you know, I think it'd be fun.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, he's, he performed at Zany's a bunch. Uh, yeah, I hope he ones it. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.


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[Assistant] They were on the show, Chance Willie is mainly who I'm talking about. He did clean opening for my show, but now super dirty on this show.


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[Assistant] Does she know who he was? I don't think so. She does now. Yeah. Uh, but this was, you know, this is a few years back. Yeah. So.


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[Assistant] I think it's fun. Yellow roll has always been nice to me.


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, I was, uh, Oh, I wanted to say something. Okay. Uh, it seems more serious now, but this is something I feel like is a decathlon where you do four events.


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[Assistant] The Cathalon is where you do 10. What is it when you do 4?


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[Assistant] And then on Friday I did a corporate event and on Saturday I did a comedy club.


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[Assistant] So I did like, I did like all the things in comedy and one weekend and I went to Oklahoma city. It was great. I performed a corporate gig for the Oklahoma.


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[Assistant] Uh, department of transportation, some previous speakers, uh, were, yeah, some previous speakers were, uh, president George W. Bush, uh, Peyton Manning. So I said, I guess it's not going well now, huh? I mean, you're really dropped off here.


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[Assistant] A lot of Nate land people all over the place out here. Yeah, good people.


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[Assistant] I'm a big fan of this poster. Yeah, so am I. So thank you. I am too. That's so cool. Let's try to put Brian in there next time.


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[Assistant] It's special. It's pretty pricey at Jim and Nick. So that's special. That's almost a fancy dinner there.


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[Assistant] It's honestly not good. Even as a drinker, I never ate sick, ate Krispy Kremes at one time.


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[Assistant] Really? And anybody doing improv scenes like, uh, faking turning over the table, like an imaginary table, is a classic improv move. I mean, to show your, your, uh, anger or your excitement, classic turn over the table.


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[Assistant] I mean, even just hanging out with improv people, you do that move to show, uh, how fired up you are.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Yeaah. It's hard to watch improv on video.


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[Assistant] Well, I mean, well, yeah, I started, I mean, I started doing some improv in like 2004, but I really got into it in 2008 and then I did it for, you know, six years improv while I was doing standup. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Oh, no characters. I was always the same. My teachers were all the time like, Hey, try some characters, but I'm, I'm pretty much me in every.


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[Assistant] Now stand up I like the best. Yeah. Improv was just, you know, it's, it was fun. Yeah. But it's stand up is where it's at.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Let's start an improv trip.


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[Assistant] Call ourselves the Nate land, Nate land squad. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Basketball. And, and Brian said soccer and then somehow that was less ridiculous than me saying a swimmer.


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[Assistant] I'd like to see you be the talking ref, you know, whatever they call those guys.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you know, I just watched the movie recently and, uh, um, but I still don't, the song's still not coming. What happened? Could they?


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[Assistant] You still haven't heard it. I guess I've heard it. I should listen to it on the way home, just hear the whole song, but uhm, you know, days of fun.


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[Assistant] I mean, that movie was, was really good, but it was, it was missing something. It was long. Days of Thunder. It was just like, if, I think they did write a lot of it on the fly. Really? Yeah. Like it was not well written.


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[Assistant] Who, where'd you learn that? Well, my wife, uh, IMDB is everything. Oh, and that's what they said? Yeah, because you're watching it and you're like, well, all right. They're just trying to make a lot of things real epic where it's like, it doesn't really. All right. Robert Duvall is so great, but like when he's building the car.


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[Assistant] Was that not, was that not like Wesley Snow, uh, uh, uh, no, no, no.


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[Assistant] That makes it harder. Like, like a kill bill is like almost like, it's so over the top that it's like, it doesn't seem as violent. Well, I get that. But like another- I never watched that, cause I thought it was too...


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[Assistant] See, that wasn't that way for me, but, uh, reservoir dogs was too much. That was too real. I can't handle that.


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[Assistant] Okay. But both Quentin Tarantino films. So his stuff is often so over the top that it's like, it doesn't seem so bad. Yeah. Yeah. I get that.


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[Assistant] Oh yeah. I mean, those are old jokes too. I got, uh, a new set. I filmed a special. It's coming soon. I can't talk about it too much. And then I'm doing a different hour, uh, on the road. So. All right. Yeah. Slow stuff. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I know, I don't know where that's coming from. I'm 5'9", I would say. Yeah. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I'm a, I actually, 5'9 is the average height of the world. That is average height. The world or the United States? I think the world. Overall, 5'9 is the average height.


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[Assistant] And I like it. I can sit comfortably on a plane. I can take a bath in a bathtub and not be cramped up. I can, uh, uh, I can go to Goodwill and buy clothes and there's always stuff in there. It's a great, what?


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[Assistant] We gotta start getting better food out here. I don't, I don't know that we're getting taller. You know what I mean? Our food is, it's not good. You gotta have some nourishment. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you know, I was thinking about NFL. It's like we have all these, uh, like weightlifting techniques and supplements and stuff. And it's like, people have gotten so strong that they're like killing each other.


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[Assistant] And that's why we have to make all these new rules to kind of make football weaker. And it's like, maybe let's stop getting so strong.


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[Assistant] They're like, we're not going to do the stand thing.


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[Assistant] So listen to the album and then come see your show. I think it's, this is a great comment, but you're not a new comic. But I get it. I understand that.


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[Assistant] What's Bodine? Bodine is... Bovine is whales. I thought it was cows. Oh. Yeah. Oh, I never heard that.


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[Assistant] But no, I can't imagine. I mean, my phone will get like that and I'm not even on Saturday Night Live. So it's like...


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[Assistant] You know what I mean? Like, so if you're on Saturday Night Live, I can't imagine, like when I did the Tonight Show the first time, it was like pretty overwhelming.


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[Assistant] You know, I, like the audience is going to think Nate's going to be here. And then if I bring, you know, it's like, I don't want to.


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[Assistant] Not that you would be a disappointment, but I don't want to do them like that, you know. Cause it would be a disappointment.


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[Assistant] The symphony? Aren't you doing something? Uhm, I don't think I have, uhm, something. The Mayo Clinic? No, not the Mayo Clinic.


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[Assistant] Oh yea? Alright. Big time. Big time now.


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[Assistant] Can't take any chances. Can't take any chances. That's true. We got Nate Lamb pin right there.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Dusty's in India right now checking out the moon landing. He wants to investigate it. You know, India just sent, uh, not a ship, but what, a capsule to the moon?


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[Assistant] No, but they landed on the south pole of the moon. No, nobody's ever done that.


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[Assistant] But, uh, I'll point out to people the Wilson County Fair was going on, so cut us some slack.


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[Assistant] But I mean, if the bear was attacking you, it was like, hey, could we just make some type of deal?


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[Assistant] Yeah. I mean, we talked about that's maybe nobody's done that.


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[Assistant] How does it, do they just finally say I give up or does people stop them like you're about to die or?


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[Assistant] But he didn't know that till you told him and they got in a big fight.


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[Assistant] You helped her by getting out of that relationship.


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[Assistant] Well, last night I was in Irwin, Pennsylvania, just outside Pittsburgh.


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[Assistant] People came, a lot of folks came from the podcast, people came from West Virginia, Maryland, spiking from Maryland to see the show and it was great and, uh, had a great time and, uh, everybody there was, was great, really nice. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I don't know. I didn't see any, but, uh, it's just a little bit outside Pittsburgh, so.


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[Assistant] We did a show in Pennsylvania. We saw some Amish people. I feel like that was in the Eastern part of the state.


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[Assistant] That's right, we've done one in Pittsburgh, but I think we also did one in Redding maybe.


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[Assistant] No. No, I guess not. But you guys were both in New England. I guess so far. Yea, Pittsburgh's near Ohio.


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[Assistant] I gotta stay regular. So, um, you know, we talked about cereal in here and I said cornflakes was. Oh yeah, that's right. The go to cereal. Yeah. We eat cereal.


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[Assistant] We're back into, with Eleanor, now we're doing Fruit Loops.


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[Assistant] Cheerios, Apple Jacks, anything like that that she can practice on.


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[Assistant] So Liam, last week we did a bracket of fast food restaurants where we took 32 fast food restaurants and paired them up against each other for a winner.


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[Assistant] People were fired up about, I think we may have gotten more comments about this than any topic we've ever had. Oh really? We got over 300 just YouTube comments and people were pretty fired up. Even last night at my show, people were fired up. About? Our, what we, results were and the speed that we ran through it. They, they? They wanted to go slower. They wanted, yea, get into it.


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[Assistant] You know those, those animal fight episodes, they have like twice as many views as our other ones. So, people are into it.


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[Assistant] People were pretty upset. Most people wanted us to pick Chick-fil-A. Uhm, yeaah. Which I love Chick-fil-A, I had no problem with that.


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[Assistant] Oh, okay. But I think scroll down to early years. I feel like there's some Nashville connection, like maybe.


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[Assistant] In fairness, it's probably the first time this kid's seen money. I mean, most people nowadays pay with a card.


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[Assistant] So that set up, upset everybody in California. And then Whataburger, Dusty made the point that since they changed ownership out of Chicago, that they went downhill. I don't know how they do that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we still got one in our town. The grandson of Lee even emailed us.


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[Assistant] That's fun. Lee Jr. What uh, what'd he say?


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[Assistant] Well, she didn't say that, but just, yeah, just they got it in their blood. Wow.


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[Assistant] How was that, uhm, you guys know Canes or Raising Canes?


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[Assistant] There's a new one that opened not far from, maybe the only one in Nashville, I don't know. And I was in there the other day and there, uh, if you buy a certain meal, you get a Post Malone cup.


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[Assistant] I thought that was an unusual person to have as your.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's his signature costume. So he wanted to be recognized. I agree with you. That's what I'm saying.


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[Assistant] We, uh, a couple episodes ago when you weren't here, I told them that my family had a timeshare.


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[Assistant] Not, not, uh, the big one there is Fairfield Glade.


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[Assistant] Just like certain times a year, I think that would be your weekend and you would go there and have it. We play shuffleboard. Yeah.


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[Assistant] We drive home at night, at hooverdark, no, we stay, but.


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[Assistant] Remember when we stopped in Pigeon Forge on your bus and, uh,


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[Assistant] You guys were going to go to Dollywood, I guess, or whatever. And Aaron and I were, and I was like, Aaron, there's one Uber in Gatlinburg.


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[Assistant] And she pulled me in her neighbor and she's like, this is the nicest neighborhood I've ever seen. But you do have a nice neighborhood. Thank you.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I looked that up. That's, that's true. They have a sandwich called The Dude. Hello.


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[Assistant] You don't like the stringy fries.


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[Assistant] No, what happens is I start talking to like her 30 seconds after. It's just hard not to. Everybody does it. I know.


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[Assistant] We love it. Well today we are talking about parenting. Uhm, you just became a parent to a new, a new one, right?


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[Assistant] Well a lot of people say get a pet first before you have a child to see if you can be responsible with them.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, we got a, pfft, our crazy dog. It's harder than the, than the child. So we have.


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[Assistant] No, I mean, everything I do is about 25 to 30 years behind when you're supposed to be. So yeah, I did get a dog at 49 and then I had a baby at 50. So.


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[Assistant] Billy Ray Cyrus said in an interview, Miley was his best friend.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and you said you weren't going to do that. Your daughters cannot be your best friend, right?


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[Assistant] Okay, there are four types of parenting styles, and we'll see which one y'all are.


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[Assistant] Authoritarian, this is like the tiger mom, that my way or the highway, very disciplined, you know, very strict, okay.


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[Assistant] Um, authoritative, which is still setting reasonable boundaries. It's still, I'm in charge, but, but firm, but nurturing, they say. Permissive.


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[Assistant] But you can probably figure out what that is, where the kid basically runs things and neglectful.


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[Assistant] Eleanor's learned just in the last week or so to start.


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[Assistant] Go into me for stuff when, when Rue says no. Like if there's certain rooms she wants to go in and play in or go outside.


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[Assistant] She'll just grab me by the shirt and just pull me to the door cause she, you know.


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[Assistant] I watch, I told Nate one time, I said, there's like three TV shows now I can watch and not cry because being an old man and having a kid, just everything. I watch Goodfellas other night.


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[Assistant] You've got some good fellas. Ray Liotta's wife are in a huge argument and their little cute little girl comes running out and it scares her cause they're fighting with each other. And that broke my heart more than anything. People getting killed.


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[Assistant] Because I just, you know, there was a little boy last night at this show I was at. This church fell down, hurt himself. I used to not even pay attention. Now I care because I just think about my daughter.


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[Assistant] If you listen to Sports Talk Radio, it's like all it is. I'm like, are they, did they find me somehow?


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[Assistant] Nate was, before this podcast started, we were downstairs, Nate was wrestling with Harper on the couch and I found myself just that, just tearing up. Yeah. I just think it's sweet and I just, I love it. Cause y'all used to wrestle like this. Yeah. Brought back memories.


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[Assistant] I'm like, we used to do that. No Harper took my place. No, I just think it's very sweet. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Didn't raise their kids, maybe the best, some of them, you know, well, Joe Jackson is the famous one, the Jackson.


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[Assistant] The Jackson, yeaah. But, you know, Janet, Janet's doing pretty well.


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[Assistant] I don't know, I don't know. What, well yeaah, he was just, uh, just so authoritative, I think he was just mean to the kids, and I don't know if he beat him, but, mmhm. Uhm, but like, Tito stole a lot, by the way.


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[Assistant] You know, I watched that movie King Richard. Actually, I mean, he did some stuff that was a little over the top.


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[Assistant] But I thought that movie, I thought he did a lot of good stuff too. And obviously his daughters turned out pretty well as far as tennis.


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[Assistant] I wish Dusty was here cause he's in the potty training phase for his two year old and he's got some pretty funny stories of, she just brought him, he's like, what you got there? She just had it in her hand.


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[Assistant] So, uh, he's told me some funny stories about that. I have to take, I don't know when the sense of smell kicks in. I feel sorry for my daughter because when I'm at home alone and.


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[Assistant] She can do something to hurt herself really fast if I'm not watching her.


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[Assistant] Right, but why do you have to close the bathroom door?


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[Assistant] Well, I used to do the bouncer and she would just bounce there and watch you. That's kind of hard too. Like, could you look that way for a second? Yeah, spin her out. So, anyway, uh, Helix mattress.


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[Assistant] Set your kids to private school. Nate's daughter is in public school. I'm assuming Dusty is going to homeschool.


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[Assistant] I don't know. I'm kind of joking, but I'm joking, but I'll see. I bet there's a good chance. Uh, he's going to have his own curriculum. Yeah.


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[Assistant] They have their own thing. But you went to public school and you went to private school, so y'all know the advantages and disadvantages of both. I went to public school, my high school is the only thing I went to private school. Okay, but you've done both. Yeah. So what's the, what was your thinking on private school when you sent your kids?


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I feel like for me, you talk about this in your act, you've got one child. So you're going to.


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[Assistant] You know, let her sleep in the bed longer because you want to experience it longer. I feel the same way. I mean, does every little thing.


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[Assistant] I don't, I mean, obviously I don't want her to get behind, but I try to just, I don't want her to rush through life either cause I got one shot with this, so.


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[Assistant] Her crawling phase, I try to take it in as long as possible because it's really cute.


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[Assistant] You know, as long as she's not behind developmentally, I'm fine with her taking her time, whatever it is she does. Cause this will be the only time for sure.


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[Assistant] I mean, we're at 205, so we can stop. Yeah.


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[Assistant] This Saturday I'll be at, uhm, Skyline Comedy Club in Appleton, Wisconsin.


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[Assistant] September 9th, I'll be at Comedy at the Sparrow, North Charleston, South Carolina. September 23rd, Astro Theater in Chesapeake, Indiana. September 30th, Murphy Theater in Wilmington, Ohio.


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[Assistant] Nate Land is produced by Nate Land Productions and by me, Nate Bargetzi, and my wife Laura on the AudioBoom platform.


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[Assistant] Recording and editing for the show is done by Genovations Media. Thanks for tuning in. Be sure to catch us next week on the Nate Land Podcast.