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[Assistant] Let's go see it. It happens. Let's go look at it. I ran over a turtle with a lawnmower one time and some real tall grass as a kid. It really made me sad. I took it to the vet.


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[Assistant] But wash. Wash. Doesn't make sense to me. Well, my aunt Cindy says toilet. Toilet. Toilet.


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[Assistant] I kinda like it. Put some Rs in there. Yeah. What about the word ruin?


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[Assistant] They always go RURNT. Yeah. Yeah. That's what we said. That's RURNT.


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[Assistant] Were you flying from place to place once you got there or were you driving across the country?


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[Assistant] I'd love to go there. New Zealand always seems so great. Australia too, but New Zealand always seems so green, so.


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[Assistant] Is New Zealand a country part of the continent of Australia?


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[Assistant] Is it the, the, like, uh, the other, are they provinces of Australia? Territories. Territories. Yeah. Okay.


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[Assistant] Birds are wild too though. It's like just sometimes, even just Tennessee's pretty good bird watching and they'll just, a bird will pop up one day. You're like, Oh, I've never seen that bird before. And it's great.


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[Assistant] Well, it's interesting that zero is 32 because there's, if you, you know, multiply zero by two at zero and then you add 30. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I love that. That'll help me. I got some Canadian in-laws.


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[Assistant] Sometimes we're communicating Celsius and Fahrenheit.


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[Assistant] And your kids are? Kids are, I think she's gonna work on that. Okay.


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[Assistant] I'd love to hear more about New Zealand. I'd like to live there. Actually, I'd never heard of this most isolated city in the world.


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[Assistant] All of your ad reads I expect at the end for you to say. Language for life.


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[Assistant] This is very memorable, but you're the best.


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[Assistant] I can't get, oh he does. I can't get binoculars to work with the glasses.


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[Assistant] I did this yesterday, thought I fixed it.


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[Assistant] Is that what the Tower of Terror is? You're in an elevator and it falls? That's terrifying.


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[Assistant] Yeah. It seems like it. It does seem like a real kind of magical place.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they act like, they act like we just go wild when you're gone. They go, Oh, when dad's away, the kids will play. And I'm like, what, what are we doing here? You know what I mean? We're just providing quality content.


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[Assistant] Oh, cause I have, I have one too. I figured they sent that to me just cause they cut me out of the commercial. Oh yea, I got one too.


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[Assistant] You know, a guy at the post office recognized me from the video though. And uh, that really helped me a lot. He was- From the Titans video? There's no way.


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[Assistant] He said, I think he saw like they shared the, the, the, uh, things of us saying these people, these people made cameos. So he saw that and then I think he went back and looked.


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[Assistant] But he was not very nice to me prior to that. Now he's like my buddy in there. Oh really? Yeah. He wasn't rude to me, but he just wasn't super friendly.


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[Assistant] Well, I like that at the Hermitage post office, they don't do a lot of small talk, uh, because, uh, that.


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[Assistant] That's hard. You know, you're going in there with 15 packages. You're small talk and you're like, you're not, you, you move beyond small talk. You're like, let's be friends. And we don't need that. You know what I mean? We're just trying to mail packages here. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I still have my post office box, so I may go in there and see him and just say hey to him. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, because it's frustrating to learn how to use the post office. Like sometimes you go in there and you're like, Hey, do you got any tape? And they're like, you know, they're almost like, yeah, we got some tape, but you didn't tape your package up before you got here.


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[Assistant] Right. I'm like, I don't know what to do. And they're like, well, how did you not know to not tape it before you got here?


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[Assistant] Bring your own tape. Yeah. Speed it up. I've been doing this for a long time. And you should bring your own tape. Yeah, you should get your own tape. Tape's not free out here. Costs somebody money.


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[Assistant] You know, the, the tax bankers are paying, I'm not paying for your tape.


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[Assistant] Uh, well I like to, well I try to sell a bookshelf for my mom. And then, and then I finally got a buyer for it.


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[Assistant] And then they went to my mom's house and it wasn't there. And I called my mom. She goes, Oh no, I got rid of that.


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[Assistant] So that was pretty frustrating. Cause I, cause I, I was viewing it from their perspective.


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[Assistant] And he was like, he's like, uh, you look familiar to me. Have we met?


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[Assistant] And I don't want to go, no, I do comedy because then I don't want him to go, nah, that's not it, you know.


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[Assistant] And I also don't want to show it on the podcast. And then you'd be like, nah, don't remember that guy. Yeah. That guy's lying to you. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he's like, I'm checking people in here all day. I don't always get to talk to a comedian.


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[Assistant] I had a guy in the airport yesterday, he goes, you're a famous comedian. I go, well, I'm a comedian. I don't know if I'm famous. And, uh, we took a bit. That's a good story.


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[Assistant] Uh, but I thought it was funny. He goes, you're a famous comedian. I'm like, well, if I was that famous, you would remember my name.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's like Coke. Everything's a Coke. Yes. So everything's a Netflix. Everything's Jimmy Kimmel.


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[Assistant] Did you pay to have it refilled or, or did you refill it yourself?


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[Assistant] Well, that's what they still say. They'll go, uh, or, or you can pay to have it filled back up, you know, and I go, okay, how much is that? They go a hundred dollars and I go, nah, I'll just do it myself. They did that to me one place as a truck. They were like a hundred dollars. I was like, nah, I don't think so.


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[Assistant] You know, I always liked driving through Louisville because the interstate goes right through the city. But you know, they put this, they built this bridge at one point.


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[Assistant] And it was the interstate bridge and they just turned it into a toll road.


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[Assistant] But he, they directed me somewhere else, but I, cause the whole thing was like, we're just paying for the bridge. So I just wanted to know, you know, how close are we? Did you email the responsible government?


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[Assistant] I feel like a class action lawsuit came against them about that bridge though. He stayed with the story. Yeah. I feel like it. I'll look that up.


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[Assistant] I went to Kansas City, had a great time, hot shows, uh, love going to Kansas City, the improv, been there a bunch of times, people came out, lots of listeners of the podcast, lot of hay bears.


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[Assistant] Uh, very fun. Very fun. A lot of tattooed people in Kansas City. I find that.


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[Assistant] Uh, they look good. They got, I mean, they got it going on, but it's a big tattoo city. It feels like.


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[Assistant] Uhm, but yeaah, I mean it was, uh, it is a mixture of people that come to my shows and I like that. That's a lot of fun. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's the best. It is. Old people, young people, people bringing their whole families. It's great. It's a wonderful thing. It really is.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Probably getting some kickbacks from River Lake. And he's like, you know what? Actually I'm getting a percentage of those tolls.


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[Assistant] It's like, with this bridge in particular, they're like, we're trying to pay off the bridge. And I'm like, alright, I'm fine to pay a toll until we get the bridge paid for. But how close are we? That's what I want to know.


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[Assistant] And then they do these things called convenience fees, right? So they charge you, you drive through and then you're charged a toll. And then when you go online to pay it, they add on more as a convenience fee, but it was pretty inconvenient that I have to go and pay them.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, it's like, at least when you're driving through like Chicago and you pull in and you can give them money. I prefer that. Let me give this guy a dollar and a quarter.


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[Assistant] We all like to take AG1 in the morning before starting the day.


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[Assistant] And it makes us feel like we're doing something good to cover all our nutritional bases. It's much easier to mix one scoop of powder in water once a day than to take a bunch of different things. It is the healthiest thing you can do in under a minute and costs less than $3 a day. You could just take it right out.


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[Assistant] That's why I can make stuff soggy. Sometimes, like, uh, it's better to do stove tops. You put it in the microwave, it makes it all soggy.


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[Assistant] Stove, especially if you have a gas range, it is so fast to heat up things. So fast.


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[Assistant] Have you microwaved a hard-boiled egg? Have we talked about that? No. I mean it completely explodes. Oh yea? I mean, like there's nothing.


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[Assistant] Not like it blows up and it's like, oh man, that thing exploded. I mean, there's nothing. It's just all over the walls and it is just like, yeah.


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[Assistant] You know, and the microwave, and I'm looking at it. This is, I'm still using microwaves back then, and it just, pfft, yeaah, is gone.


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[Assistant] Disintegrated. You have to clean that. That's what I'm saying.


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[Assistant] I like to boil the egg, immediately take it out of the water, start cracking the shell, even have like a napkin around it so it's so hot, I like to eat it like that.


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[Assistant] That's the only way to go. I've heard about, I've been reading about toilet paper. It's gross, but it's, get the organic stuff.


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[Assistant] But now they have the, even the top shelf has its own little sprayer up there, right?


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[Assistant] I don't think so. Oh, flood. It depends on how much.


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[Assistant] That's why I don't like a window seat because every time I end up with a window or a middle seat, I mean, that's a, that is immediately what I think.


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[Assistant] Yeah, uh, you know, would you rather me do this or freak out?


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[Assistant] That's so much ocean. People love to say we've mapped it out with satellites, but we need to get down in there. Get in there.


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[Assistant] Did every- Oh, that's a movie. I thought she was just saying that rabbits are a big problem.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I only debate, uh, time stuff, right? It's like 50,000 years. It's like, uh, they might've been there since the beginning, sure, but.


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[Assistant] Do we really now? I mean, that's a long time, 50,000 years. You know what I mean?


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[Assistant] But hard to, like as far as I know, they, they're only saying that there's like evidence of like civilized man for like 7,000 years, something like that. Maybe 10. Nah, there's a lot that is different. I don't think so.


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[Assistant] I thought creationist felt the earth was like 6,000 years old. Right, but I'm saying that even the non-religious community says that like it's about


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[Assistant] You know, roughly 10,000 years ago when they started to discover civilized man. I Googled this last night and they said we've been around for like.


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[Assistant] Yeah. It's sad though, because you can't play pencil break. No. Are they compression socks?


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[Assistant] It was nice to have a mechanical, but, but I don't know. Pencil break was really a big part of my childhood. That game was really something. Oh yeah. We flick it. Well, you, you would try to break each other's pencil with your pencil. Yeah. You can't do that with mechanical.


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[Assistant] My understanding was the number one was like for kids, like little kids, like kindergarten, first grade, you have the big thick pencil.


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[Assistant] I also believe that this could have changed. I think this, all the stuff is, you know, yeah, it's all lies. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't even show the fat pencils. I mean, where are they at? I mean, come on.


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[Assistant] I don't think they're number one. Maybe not. Mhm. I always thought that. Well. That's too bad.


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[Assistant] I think it's cause we didn't have the internet. We had to get so creative. All we had was pencils and our own knuckles.


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[Assistant] I never really remember seeing pencil break on TV, but maybe it was.


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[Assistant] It was, it did feel like a mid-2000s game that popped up.


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[Assistant] The guys from super troopers.


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[Assistant] I wonder if it's like people would use their phones for business. So you charge them during the day.


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[Assistant] But people that didn't do business, we made calls after seven. Yeaah. I'll call you on Sunday. You were waking up till five. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Because just being a former teacher would, would, uh, you know, we would know that she had gone to school. Well, it depends on where this is.


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[Assistant] I don't know, I feel like somebody even shared it in the Nateland group or something like a brand new trapper keeper out there.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I love the Trapper Keeper. I have one. A vintage one.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we had chalk when I was, uh, in, you know, elementary school, but as I got older, it was all dry erase.


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[Assistant] Oh, you didn't have the one where they could write on the glass on the thing? Oh yeaah. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and it had the, it had the little thing that would project it up there.


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[Assistant] Uh huh. It has a little arm that points down. I'm not saying they were calling it right, but I do think they were calling it the overhead projector.


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[Assistant] And I thought it was because the projector itself was over the, the glass.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I do love them. I mean, I, I got Viori shorts I wear around the house all the time.


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[Assistant] I mean, I really like, I got all these gym shorts from different companies and I don't even wear them now.


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[Assistant] I don't know what happened, but it really is like, oh, these are the best and I don't even want to wear the others.


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[Assistant] This guy here, that, Jared Fried has a great Tonight Show where he talks about wearing two popped collars all the time. This guy's got three it seems like.


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[Assistant] But that his two pop collars tonight show is really funny.


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[Assistant] In Charleston, there was, yeah, lots of pop colors. I don't necessarily remember two shirts, but yeah, lots of pop colors in Charleston.


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[Assistant] Because when Australians are here it's always the people that can afford to make that trip.


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[Assistant] You're not seeing the average blue collar worker.


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[Assistant] I, I even experienced that in a smaller way in Canada, like when you drive and then you see like what I would think of, even like Northern Michigan, like what I would think of as a redneck dude, I'm expecting him to sound Southern.


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[Assistant] That's fun. I mean, when we were kids, we used to just, when people were clearing out land, we would just go watch them push down trees. Yeah. I mean, it's entertaining. It is. I can watch someone cut down a tree. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Mmhm. It's fun to watch. Mmhm. Cause there's huge trees.


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[Assistant] I never started or ended a podcast, but yeah, there was a little trouble here ending them.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah. Well yeaah. But that's- But even just to do Alaska and Australia and New Zealand all in one month is a big deal. Yeaah. Probably not a lot of people have done that if any.


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[Assistant] You have to go through. The worst was I used to be on this list. I've asked to be taken off most of those, but I would go, Oh, all right, I'll take it. And then not get it. Like I was like beat out by other, like it's an awful gig that I was like, do I really want to do this? But then I go, you know what? I'll take it.


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[Assistant] This weekend I'm in Miami, Florida at the Miami Improv.


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[Assistant] So. Oh yeah. So come there. I've never been. Miami, Miami improvs awesome. All right. Well I passed through Miami on the way to Key West back in the day, but never been to Miami. So I'm pumped.


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[Assistant] And then next weekend, I'll also be going to Maine.


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[Assistant] Portland, Maine for the very first time. Never been to Maine.


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[Assistant] So I'm excited. Oh, that's nice. Yeah. A lot of fun. Checking them off. Yeah. Almost all 50 steps.


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[Assistant] Well this comes out the week of September 11th, so. Okay. There you go.


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[Assistant] I was. No, I was at, it was a snow day. Uhm, so we were out of school. Snowbird. And... What was that? Snowbird was around there, yeaah. Still around I think.


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[Assistant] Anyway, I think I was over at my cousin's house and, and, uh, her mom came in and said,


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[Assistant] Come in here, something just happened. So I don't think I saw it live. I think I saw right after.


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[Assistant] Well, you should, yeaah. The Weather Channel's not gonna help you with local news.


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[Assistant] I think local news does basically just do its own thing. There was one company that owned a lot of stations and they would send down, but when I worked at TV news, nobody was telling us what to say.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Did you see anybody that knew me there from Charleston? Uh, yeah.


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[Assistant] Who was it this weekend? Was it Russia that sent a capsule there and it crashed into the moon?


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[Assistant] So he had even dropped it yet. You are here going down the lane.


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[Assistant] And I point to something. Okay, now see, now you're in my head. I pointed out.


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[Assistant] There's a lot of words that I just found out within the last few years that they're not pronounced the same. Like what?


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[Assistant] He gave, he wrote this in after a couple of weeks ago. I mentioned how I'm now watching, uh, The Chosen.


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[Assistant] And how it was a little hard to get into it at first because they had backstories that weren't in the Bible and they really humanized Jesus. So he's just asking, what does that mean?


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[Assistant] I don't know, I'd say he's perfect in the sense that he was sinless, but as far as everyday life, do you ever miss a free throw? I don't know.


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[Assistant] Now I heard that you recently went to open mic and took your


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[Assistant] Brother-in-law from China and he signed up and did the open mic. Yeah.


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[Assistant] That's not true. Okay, go ahead. What was the question?


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[Assistant] About him not, about me picking names that are hard for you and not picking easy names.


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[Assistant] I have a whole system that I could break down if anyone ever cares. Maybe a side podcast?


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[Assistant] But let me give you some, can I give some basics pointers? What they just said about the joke. It's.


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[Assistant] Cut it down, cut it, I mean, first of all, don't try to be funny in your, if you got a funny story about me, share it, but don't.


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[Assistant] Insert a lot of jokes and all that stuff. A lot of people just like to funny it up. You don't need that.


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[Assistant] Got a funny story, share it, try to keep it tight. I will edit it down a lot if I can to try to fit it, fit it on here. I usually start with first comments, usually a positive about last week's episode. I usually mention


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[Assistant] The title in it so Nate can remember what we talked about last week.


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[Assistant] Second one then would get a little funny, maybe something they didn't like about the podcast, something we got wrong. I try to find a comment about all four of us so we can all kind of get involved commenting a little bit. And then these like this one where we're taping ahead of time.


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[Assistant] I got a vault of just comments that I've just been saving. So some of these might've been from six months ago that they submitted.


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[Assistant] But hey, maybe you got one out there. It's still gonna, it's still gonna happen. Just hadn't.


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[Assistant] That was the short version. I got a lot more. Is there a lot more frill? I don't look at names. I don't, I don't even pay attention to names.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't think it's fair if someone's got a great comment. It's not fair that they don't get it read because they've already been on before.


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[Assistant] People love to DM me, and don't send it to every social media where I have to read the same one five times. Just send it to one and I'll see you.


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[Assistant] I think I like YouTube because, uhm, email's fine, but people tend to get long on those emails.


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[Assistant] That's right. That's a good point. And it's just your handle on there now. So I can't even see your name. Like I see the comment first before I even click on it to see what your name is.


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[Assistant] I was thinking more like, is there one that's ever gone away? Like paid off. You guys no longer have to pay this tax.


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[Assistant] Well, a hundred and what, 78 would be half of it.


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[Assistant] Unbelievable. He was so great on In Living Color. I just saw a thing, a documentary about...


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[Assistant] The Super Bowl used to be nothing and they were doing like a Disney, uh, characters or something was the halftime show and in living color.


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[Assistant] Went on live on an opposite channel during halftime and did a live show.


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[Assistant] And so many people turned over there, it like messed with Super Bowl.


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[Assistant] During halftime and I think they had a clock so people could say they're not missing anything.


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[Assistant] But uhm, yeaah, it really messed with their ratings.


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[Assistant] To the point where from now on it's the biggest star in the world that's doing the halftime show.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they were, I mean, shock jocks. They were kind of the original, like.


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[Assistant] People hated Howard Stern, but they listened to him to get mad at him.


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[Assistant] Well, we ended on a cliffhanger. We did. Yeah. Which was you saying, we ain't even got to my kitchen yet. I can talk for 30 minutes just about a magic bullet. So wow.


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[Assistant] Have you ever, anybody ever bought an appliance off television?


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[Assistant] Like where would it air? Just some late night channels?


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[Assistant] He knows, uh, you're a big Tua guy, aren't you? Yeah, Tua, yeah. Don't you know how to say his last name?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I was always impressed when you know how to say his last name. There's like three people in the world that know him.


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[Assistant] Did they ever have like a press? That's what the George Foreman is.


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[Assistant] I've probably been to people's houses who had one, but they weren't using it when I was there, but we never had one.


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[Assistant] There was a movie that just came out about him. I didn't see it. I wish I had. Maybe I didn't know what that grill looked like.


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[Assistant] It's hard to believe that if they really wanted him, they wouldn't just wait for him to call him back.


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[Assistant] Aaron just got over a big weekend watching Notre Dame play a powerhouse, right?


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[Assistant] Uh, some other infomercial items, very popular, Veg-O-Matic. This is back in my day. Veg-O-Matic. It slices, it dices, no one. I think I remember that.


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[Assistant] Gallagher had a Sledge-O-Matic, that was one of his props. Dan Ackroyd was hanging out live, did the Super Bass-O-Matic 76. There was a lot of, it's been awesome.


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[Assistant] You might have just a, just a popcorn maker? Uh, no, I feel like a man. Yeah. You don't, yeah, you don't have a microwave. Electric toothbrush?


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[Assistant] There's some recreational appliances. Hot tub? Anybody got a hot tub? Hot tub and appliance?


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's true. We should, well, we can still change it.


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[Assistant] Now people said, I think last episode you talked about how that thing underneath,


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[Assistant] Apparently people said that's for keeping food warm. Wait, that's what you said.


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[Assistant] I guess it's only if it's gas grills, they said. If it's electric, that's not the case.


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[Assistant] But do you think in old days when indoor plumbing first happened, a toilet was an appliance?


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[Assistant] My mom still has a landline and an answer machine and it shows you who's calling.


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[Assistant] Yeah, old lady. This is the Bates residence. We can't come to the phone right now.


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[Assistant] September 30th, the Murphy Theatre in Wilmington, Ohio.


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[Assistant] Uhm, doing that with, uh, replacing Joe Zimmerman. He's on the road with you, so I'm getting to fill in for him. October 1st, Helium Comedy Club in Philadelphia.


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[Assistant] Oh, awesome. Oh yeaah. I got bumped to the afternoon show at 430, the Eagles games at one. So go to the Eagles games and drive on over to helium to see me.


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[Assistant] It was originally at the seven o'clock show, I think, and then I got bumped, so now I'm doing four hours.


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[Assistant] Now there was, yeaah, I had this, there's 1pm game, I had 7 o'clock show, but then another comic bumped me. So now I'm doing the afternoon show.


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[Assistant] Hello folks and hey bear, welcome to the Nate land podcast. Uh, senior, I'm Nate, uh, Brian Bates, Aaron Weber and dusty sleigh. All right. Soon to be.


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[Assistant] How do you, yeaah. What was, uh, how was Richard, that one back then?


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[Assistant] The let down, they might, they're most frustrated with you. Right. Out of the slays. That could be true.


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[Assistant] Cause you sold out. Yeah. And then, you know.


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[Assistant] You put too much of a light on. It could be we're trying to lay low. Yeaah. I think the slaves have been laying low for a while. Yeaah. Well I mean I think that's Duke's job. Yeaah. Duke is gonna have to. He's gonna have to get back in it. He's gonna have to get back in it.


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[Assistant] Your license says Dustin. Yeah, it does. Yeah. Yeah. It's the saddest thing about me. Yeah. Yeah. And people, yeah. I mean, I mean.


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[Assistant] Do they have trouble with that at the airport? They're like, they, you go, but it's dusty. They go, I believe that.


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[Assistant] What did they write? Dust instead of the I, they put a Y.


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[Assistant] Daisy's a good one. Uh, yeah, Daisy and Duke.


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[Assistant] I don't know if I don't, I don't mind Austin Richard.


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[Assistant] I don't think for the sleigh family, I don't think it's right. Yeaah. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] I don't think I would have ever guessed you were about to say guy. Especially with him guessing, with him suggesting Austin. But maybe he's like, let's just get into the real world with some names. And he's like, Austin's like, you know,


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[Assistant] And that fits. Yeah. Yeah. Alright, well congrats man.


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[Assistant] Yeah, this is a big time. It is. Uh, we're, uh, so welcome everybody. We're, uh, say I was in Vegas this week, uh, Las Vegas all week, fun time, fun shows, just some golfing.


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[Assistant] No, somebody emailed us. Oh, really? They sat next to him. Oh, really? Yeah. Yeah, man. Yeah, we get, uh.


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[Assistant] The guy, we're standing in, I'm standing in the back. Greg Garcia came down and hung out.


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[Assistant] So he got, and Greg got food poisoning, uh, and he ate some crab soup. But everybody else ate, like I didn't eat it, but like Chase ate it. Other people ate it. Greg's the only one that got it, so we didn't believe Greg.


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[Assistant] But Greg had to come. He can, it was, we had a super fun weekend. It was like just, uh, the last day we went and like sat at the pool. Greg, uh, and like just did, uh, I was like just trying to write some


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[Assistant] Was, oh, I'm sitting there, we're sitting backstage, you know, in the dress room, the green room, just talking. And, uh.


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[Assistant] And so they said, yeah, Mel Gibson was in the show and he, I mean, he had a scooter. He like broke his leg, I guess, or something. I didn't get to meet him. Uh, I mean, I would have liked to meet him, but I mean, I think he just kind of, like he got done and you know, scooted out, scooted out. Yeah.


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[Assistant] He got out quick. I mean, I, I could have like hunted him down, but I was like, I don't know if he just wanted to leave and whatever. I mean, I think it becomes probably. He would have come back if he wanted.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, maybe he didn't think, yeaah, he's like, this show is dumb. Yeaah, not what I thought. No, I don't think, uh, yeaah, I don't know, sometimes you can, some people, some people come back, sometimes they like coming back, sometimes they're like, eh, we're just here to see the show, and like, they just, you know, kind of get out of there, and so something doesn't become a whole thing.


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[Assistant] Which I don't, you know, it'd have been neat to meet him just cause I've never met him.


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[Assistant] Uh, so yeaah, I was very, that was one of the surprising ones.


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[Assistant] He's got a lot of good movies now though too. There's one where he's like in Mexican prison or something. Oh, get the gringo.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's, uh, yeah, that was, it was very cool that, uh, he came out, like, you know, it was very, very surprising.


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[Assistant] Cause Vegas, you will get people that can come to, you know, we had Dana White come once. Yeah. Like you end up just having people stop in. So it is kind of neat. And then, uh, but yeah, that one was, I was definitely.


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[Assistant] Mel Gibson, come back here. What? No idea. Uh, so yeah, we did that. I mean, Vegas was great. Vegas was great. St. Paul Minnesota this week in Sioux City. Uh, then I got a little break, which is nice.


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[Assistant] She has, she always had a, she had a place out in 109, off highway 109. Like, I remember just driving by growing up, and that's Reuben McTarrison.


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[Assistant] Is it, I might have talked about it. That's what I heard George Clooney does. Is he'll just go up to you and shake your hand and meet you. And it's so quick that he's in control of it that you don't think to ask for a picture. Cause it's like, you can't believe he came up to you.


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[Assistant] And then so it's like you're in, like just gets ahead of it. Just gets ahead of someone in control.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think it's like, what are you, they gotta just, it would be.


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[Assistant] Crazy if he just said, like he was like, yeah, no, you know who I like, you know, you're just trying to be a polite person or just trying to be a normal person that just goes tongue.


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[Assistant] I'm a middle school band director and I've been struggling with getting everyone's attention to start the day.


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[Assistant] I've tried a few techniques, but the most successful right now is to say hello folks and my whole class responds with Hey bear.


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[Assistant] Oh, they don't know why. They don't know why they are saying this, but they love it and they wait for the next thing that I have to say. Thank you. There you go.


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[Assistant] I like it. It gets them ready. Uh, Mason Long. I introduced my mom to the podcast a few weeks ago and found out she was listening on one and a half times speed. I tried it and you can't understand what anybody's saying except for Nate, who now sounds like a regular person.


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[Assistant] Brian sounds good too. It's listenable, dude. You have to listen. No, you have to be like, paying attention. I think you could, for me, I could see it being, uh, like it would be tough.


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[Assistant] Yeah, what does it do? It's like you just, it does, it cuts it in half.


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[Assistant] Everybody's drunk. Very Sanders. Yeah. That's what that sounds like. Uh, Randy Reeves. Why do y'all keep pronouncing the L in folks? I'm from Mississippi and I even know not, I, and I even know not to do that. Folks. Folks.


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[Assistant] I can't have another word where I'm overthinking how I'm saying it.


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[Assistant] Randy Reeves. That's a good name too. That is nice. That sounds like, that fits like. Yea, it's gotta go. It's two Hank would be friends with.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, yeaah, yeaah. Yeaah, that's pretty tough.


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[Assistant] Kristen Herber, I just want to say thank you to Aaron for his tip to use your school as a school.


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[Assistant] Skull. Skull. Skull. Skull. As an antenna for your car key to find your car. Saved me from searching for my car for an hour. Hey Bear. Alright, glad I could help.


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[Assistant] Easy payments of $8.75. I can't imagine a more trailer park scenario than a guy in a suit showing up to, showing up to repo dusty hats from the trailer park faithful because they defaulted on their hat payments. Yea, we'll getcha.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't know if people do, I mean I remember doing layaway.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah. They're, I mean, yeah. I, look, I'm, I'm a big fan of them. I, they, I got some. I mean, I have three pair. Uh, that, and that was before.


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[Assistant] They came on. Uh, Jay Mill. Gotta say, I'm a little surprised Dusty allowed his wife to officially become a U.S. citizen. Ooh, I like that.


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[Assistant] He strikes me as the kind of guy who would argue with her that she should stay off the government's radar if she has that luxury. Not Hannah government official, a binder full of information on her and worst him.


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[Assistant] She's free now in a free country.


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[Assistant] She left Canada and, uh, uh, and came to freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom,


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[Assistant] And so we just celebrate all the flags, all our flags. American flag. Just one flag.


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[Assistant] Zachary Peters, Nate, I was right there with you on finding out Michigan is more than the mitt educational podcast question mark.


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[Assistant] Thanks Nate, Aaron, Dusty and Betty by Bates. He's just saying, is this educational?


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[Assistant] I respect that about you, right? Yeah. Katie Visaggio. I think I nailed that. That was really well done. That's your Italian blood coming out. Yeah, yeah. That's uh.


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[Assistant] Visagio. V-I-S-A-G-G-I-O. I think it's like, there's only one way to say that.


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[Assistant] Uh, vice CEO. You would find a way. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Uh, as a homeschooling mom and former teacher, I think my new goal is to teach my kids to pass the citizenship test, especially after hearing y'all's guesses. Yeah, that's cool.


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[Assistant] They just left the game. Yeah. Said, I don't like what's going on. Yeah, I support it.


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[Assistant] Uh, Kyle Shadid. I love that Nate got the war from the 1900s answer right on accident when he said Iraq. Because he definitely was not referring to the Gulf War. That's probably true.


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[Assistant] Well, I think we were in Iraq. Yeah. Afghanistan. Right, right. The Middle East. The Middle East. Yeah, it's a broad... It's a safe answer. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I didn't think of, uh...


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[Assistant] Vietnam. I said Vietnam. That's probably people's. Really all the wars.


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[Assistant] Oh, no, no. I was just getting in. You got it right. I was just, I don't know, nailing it.


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[Assistant] Don't read into stuff too much everybody. Sometimes the kid just got it. And I think that's what that was.


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[Assistant] Once I was on the way to a game out of town, while driving to the game, it was moved to a different field because I didn't have a smartphone. I was the only one at the wrong field.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Yeaah, I mean dude, I would love to...


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[Assistant] Get a flip phone. I mean, I tried like the Blackberry. I've tried it so much and it's just...


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[Assistant] You know, you just have like so many group texts that you gotta do or so much, there's just too much stuff. That's like, everything's kind of like, it is what it is.


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[Assistant] Well, you can do it like, I mean, I leave my phone, uh, when I go eat or something, go walk around, just leave it in the hotel.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. But you have, like, if you're on the road, you got someone with you.


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[Assistant] Sometimes. So that's what like I'll do is you just go, like I'll tell Laura, I'm not taking my phone. And then so call Chase or call, you know, like, and then there is phones.


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[Assistant] So like if you got someone with you on the road that doesn't care about bringing their phone, then you can be like, text your wife, just say, hey, something happens, call. That's a good idea.


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[Assistant] I've started to love and look forward to Nate reading the comments. And after the first run at every person's name, he always falls up with an alternative pronunciation. He's usually right the first time, but then starts sounding it out and it cracks me every time. You're doing great, Nate. Really love this podcast. Thank you. I'm so glad you did that second pronunciation.


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[Assistant] Here's a link that describes what current animal skeletons would look like if scientists never knew what they look like. Given this, like Dusty, I am out on dinosaurs.


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[Assistant] What? I mean, so they're just saying like, if you just gave them bones, that's a flamingo.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but why, I know, but so we know we don't look like that. Yeah. So that would make it be wrong. Wrong.


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[Assistant] I did. How'd that go? Uh, it was good. We didn't talk about it last week. I don't think so.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it was good. Uh, we had, uh, my daughter's softball team, the Hurricanes. Uh, H-E-R.


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[Assistant] Is it really? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. That's not bad. That's fun. Yeah. And so then, uh, so yeah, I was like with the, they all got to come out and, uh, we all got to go on the field and it was kind of, and it was fun and a lot of pressure with all them out there. A lot of pressure. They're all throwing and, uh, it was a booster.


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[Assistant] Boom. Now that he dropped, the ball went through his glove. Too hot for him. Too hot.


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[Assistant] It was a solid throw. Just give me a real catcher out here. A little mascot. A little to the left.


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[Assistant] I said I wasn't going to stay on the mound and I did say, cause they like said like, they kind of said it and then it was like, you know, I had it all them and I was like, uh, let's just go stay in and, uh, so yeaah.


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[Assistant] I did not wear a hat. Well, sometimes I think it was like, because it's like, I'm not, you know, not trying to hide.


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[Assistant] It's like, you feel like they're inviting you to be out there to be.


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[Assistant] Uh, you know, it's going to be nighttime soon and then you're like, well, I don't want to, you know, and if maybe it feels dark to me and I'm like, well, I'll just not worry about it for too long. But that one, honestly, I was like thinking like, well, I'm going out there to.


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[Assistant] To throw the bitch, I was doing an interview with, uh, uh, something else. Then you're just kind of like, uh, you know, I don't want to just look like I'm just, uh huh. If they would have gave me a Nashville sounds hat or something.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, oh, I don't believe that at all now, if you tell me that.


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[Assistant] He looked very, to me, he looked embarrassed when he got up, but maybe you're right. No, I, I agree. When I think I did see, I think I did see this and then, uh, I thought, well, he did. I don't know if I believed it because it was like, it was dumb. I wondered why I've watched it a bunch because everybody sent it to me why he slipped. Like it's. Yeah. It doesn't make sense why he slipped.


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[Assistant] And yeah, and then, I mean, well, now I'm completely done with it. The fact that you go, he's a content creator.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yeah, I don't know if I believed it. Two, he looks like an athletic guy. Yeah.


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[Assistant] It's to go, uh, Var. Man, this, yeaah. He did a good job. Yeaah, so everybody sees this video. That's like, I think about that, like, they're, you know,


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[Assistant] If you're a content mic, golly, that is, that is like a prison that you're in.


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[Assistant] You have to do anything that you do, you have to.


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[Assistant] Create and like do stuff and like fake stuff and you know, just cause it's because why, like what else are you going to do? Like.


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[Assistant] Like ma- I always think that with comics, like sometimes comics, like, you know, they, it's like, they think, put,


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[Assistant] All your stuff out or whatever and you're like, you need to save like.


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[Assistant] If you have a good joke, like, save it. Don't just put it out on something that's kinda gonna get like,


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[Assistant] Just flipped by. It's going to be like, ah, that's really funny. And like maybe get shared. I just don't think there's a connection to it. It's like, it's like eating fast, you know, he was eating fast food. You don't get full. You're just hungry again. It's like, it's kind of that doesn't really matter how good the joke is or whatever it is. It's or whatever it can be. It's like everybody will see it.


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[Assistant] Everybody's gonna go, and it's gonna be the whole world will be like, oh yeaah.


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[Assistant] That's that, and then it'll just be gone, and no one, and then, yeaah.


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[Assistant] I, I, I, yes, I, it's a lot harder now as a, as a younger comic that you do have to do that. And that's why when I see the crowd work stuff, I guess I don't mind that. I mean, I don't, like I'm not the biggest crowd work.


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[Assistant] I understand, I understand like that's an easy way to be like, not easy, but it's a way that you're like, yeah, what are you going to do? Like you're just, you have to do it to get into these things. But man, you just paint yourself.


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[Assistant] It's just like, you gotta do that forever, dude. You gotta go talk to... I don't feel like you're ever gonna really get to do...


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[Assistant] Like you're not gonna really learn how to be a comedian. Cause it's, I mean obviously these dudes are very funny. And I get it. But you're not gonna like learn how to do a joke. Learn how to really work a joke out.


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[Assistant] You gotta work, a joke takes a long time. A long time.


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[Assistant] That's the, it's, comedy's like fun and it's all like, you know, just being funny, just being silly. It's, to, like, it's just, it's a lot of work.


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[Assistant] It's a lot of work to get a joke to work right. Or you can just do this.


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[Assistant] Yeah. But I mean like that guy like that. Yeah. Look, I, I, I feel, I do feel bad for like, uh,


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[Assistant] Comedians that are starting out, like, it's like, you gotta go do that. I don't even know what I would tell them. It's like, I get that you gotta go put that stuff up. I get you gotta go put jokes up on social media and stuff like that. But, uh.


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[Assistant] Alright, I would honestly just like, yeah, do this, start a podcast, like do, you know, something.


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[Assistant] Yeah, or yeah, that could be expensive though, but it's like you could do podcasts or you could do.


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[Assistant] I mean, you gotta do stuff. It's a weird...


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[Assistant] Slippery thing, but I think if you also work on your act and you become just go like.


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[Assistant] It's like you could do stuff, but then just go keep working on your act. If you're knowing like, all right, I'm going to do stand up. I'm going to tell these jokes. So I'm going to keep just doing this. Like you think about.


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[Assistant] There's something that's rewarding to think about like, uh, or that's good to, if you have a good joke, uh, to, no one can see it until they see you live, or they can see you, or you sell a special. Look, getting to that point is obviously very hard.


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[Assistant] You should be protective of stuff that's like good. Otherwise you don't want to throw something that's so good at that. You're like, dude, that could have been a five minute.


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[Assistant] Stand up bit that everybody would have remembered. Yeah. Instead you'd like put it out and you're like, it's gonna, everybody's gonna look at it multiple times and then.


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[Assistant] They're gonna kinda move on. They're not gonna really, cause it's like this stuff, like with that guy falling down, you're not gonna be a, like what is it, you know, it's like, I mean that guy has to just do this, like.


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[Assistant] Like he has to go, you know, to like everything he does every second of his day, he has to walk into a door or like do something.


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[Assistant] So it's like, even when you see the first, I think when I saw the first, I was like, I don't know if I'm like, I don't believe that. Like it's, cause it doesn't make sense why you would fall.


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[Assistant] It's, uh, and he's young, he's too young, he's too, like, he's a big dude, there's a great chance, like, I bet if you really looked at him, you're like, this guy probably played sports, like this guy, you know, you're like, you're just not gonna...


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[Assistant] He won't do it. I think stand up is a good, stand up is in a great spot right now, so.


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[Assistant] Comics coming up, it's like, it's a good thing, man. It's, it's, uh.


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[Assistant] A lot of STEM companies, more known than it's ever been known. A lot of people are doing big, big places and it's just in a, it's in a, it's in a great spot. So the one starting out, you just, just have, make sure you have an act. It doesn't even really matter. Like whatever your act is.


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[Assistant] Have an act. I'm not, if it's crowd work, if it's this, it's that, or whatever it is, have a show.


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[Assistant] To be like, when people come see you, have a show. If eh, if the ones that make it, and the ones that are going up, if they have a show, they will continue to grow the whole art form of staying. And it's gonna become giant. Just have a show. People need to sit there for an hour and, and feel satisfied that they, you know, they saw you. And then we're good.


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[Assistant] Boy, I mean, look at a special. Like, why would someone watch a special if they've seen a bunch of clips of this already? It's like you, you wanna see it.


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[Assistant] And then someone's like, we probably shouldn't put a number on it.


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[Assistant] And then what if they too, they go, well, how many lakes does other people have? They go, there's a good chance they have 10,000. There's a good chance every state has. Yeah, like depending on what we're calling a lake.


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[Assistant] Yeah, how many lakes are in Tennessee? I have no idea.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's, it's not based off a guy, right? Like it's just like, uh, I don't know that there's any. I don't think now Johnny after.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I didn't realize, uh. Not identical, for term.


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[Assistant] Yes. I didn't realize like when, uh, cause like when my routing, like so, when I see the, like where we're going and stuff, sometimes like I didn't really think about it. And then it's like St. Paul.


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[Assistant] And so then I'm not thinking that's Minneapolis, like I just, you know, I'm looking at all these cities, you're just kind of like, okay, and then.


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[Assistant] I feel like we were trying to do a bigger, an arena or something there. And then it was like, ah, let's do this other one. And I was like, that makes sense. St. Paul, who knows.


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[Assistant] You know, if I'll sell tickets. I don't know what's Minneapolis. My agents are, they're good. They're very good at knowing what to do. Uh, so then we ended up doing it and then I'm like, wait, where is St. Paul again? And then they're like, oh.


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[Assistant] Yeah. But it's fun. We'll be there, uh, yeaah, all week. And so, that is fun.


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[Assistant] It's like the Flag Day person. Just kinda.


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[Assistant] What do you mean? Oh, they got a flag day. They just kept emailing or writing in whatever. Persistence is.


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[Assistant] Where does a pig come from? I was about to say this. Maybe he had a...


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[Assistant] It was a pigskin eye patch. I bet he's, I have a feeling he was just a big guy. Yeaah. That has an eye.


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[Assistant] I thought as you say that he put a pig, the other eye was like, he's like, well I'll just put a pig's eye in there. So one of his eyes was from a pig.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Riding, uh, Nashville at, uh, uh, Opryland. Old Mills Scream? Yeaah.


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[Assistant] They have a lot of commercials. I see them. I see them everywhere. I remember them coming out.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you remember like stuff. It's crazy you remember stuff.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yeah, I guess they've been around a minute. They've been around for a while. Uh, yeah.


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[Assistant] I think I've had, I've had stuff from Duluth.


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[Assistant] Yep. I've had one quarter pounder in my life in this cause I was trying to order two cheeseburgers and I said number two. And then they, and then it was not too long ago either. And then I go, what is it?


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[Assistant] I was like, what is this? Cause I'm not a, people that like the quarter pounder, they're into the quarter pounder. Like that's their thing. Uh, but I was trying to get the two cheeseburgers and they switched to number seven.


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[Assistant] I don't like it. That's the one thing that I, it's a weird, I don't think that's a, that's a good number. It was not fair. It was too, was like such a good.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it would be as if I had my last meal, I think I would probably go McDonald's. I would just.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'd want it, you know, like hot, like don't, like, you know, that's...


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[Assistant] I don't know, we'll, we'll find out with Harper. She's with me. Yeah. We're... Laura Cooks though, like...


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[Assistant] That's the hardest part about trying to eat healthy.


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[Assistant] Is it just, you know, it's cause it's just an immediate reward.


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[Assistant] So you're just very happy in the moment and you don't feel, you feel kind of gross after.


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[Assistant] That moment's awesome. Sometimes I feel gross halfway through it.


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[Assistant] It's like you gotta get addicted to feeling good. That's the, that's the thing that you don't want to break the streak of, I try to get my, think of that now with myself. Cause I, I, I'll tend to want to do something and I'm, I'm, I'm in a better spot than I've ever been where I now I'm kind of like,


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[Assistant] Yeah, I know if I, you know, cause it's, you think one bite of this doesn't matter. So what does it matter if I, you know, if I have one McDonald's, why does that matter? But it does matter, but it's hard for me to understand why it matters.


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[Assistant] That is true, but I mean, it's the thing that Tim Young, comedian said, people don't know how good it feels to feel.


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[Assistant] Is where you go, then I'm going to go eat. Cause you're like, well, what am I going to go do? Like I'm just standing here. And then, so.


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[Assistant] It's uh, you're addicted to, and that's with alcohol, food, all that stuff.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they don't, people, but people do, like they don't, you know. It's, uh.


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[Assistant] You know, they're the, Kurt Mezger had a joke with us, like going to the bath, like you're not supposed to go to the bathroom 50 times a day or something like, you know, like, or like, you know what I mean? Like your stomach can't just be hurting all the time. It's not, you know, it's, it should be.


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[Assistant] You should be able to like, I don't know, just wake up, you feel good, you don't feel tired, you don't feel...


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[Assistant] I think caffeine's a problem too. And I have a lot of caffeine. And I'm like slowly going like, I think. You just realize like you can wire yourself off this stuff. You're like, I think.


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[Assistant] Down cause it's like, yeah, you know, you just overwhelmed us. You just have so much stuff. You're addicted to so much stuff.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's just something really, you know, someone's like, let's go get coffee. Let's go do something like, you're not going to just sit and talk, you know.


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[Assistant] But if you're like, you know, you had a meeting, you're like, let's just go get coffee or something. You need something. Even if you're offering something in water, you're doing something.


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[Assistant] I do, I tell, when I, like, when I'm going to go to McDonald's and I'm like, set on like, I'm eating this McDonald's, I tell.


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[Assistant] Laura, do you want something? I go, I'm not giving you. Yeah. So make the decision now. But when I come back, you're not going to, cause every time it's like, well, maybe I'll have a bite of that. I'm locked in.


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[Assistant] She messes up the ratio. Yeah. You have a system that you kind of like, I like you getting a little routine of how you.


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[Assistant] And there, whatever you do, like, yeah, I do the same thing where you go, if I know how much something is in there.


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[Assistant] And then I'm like, prepared myself to like, alright, I'm gonna have this tonight.


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[Assistant] And then it's like, you go in there and it's gone. And I mean, it's, I would drive to Kansas in the middle of the night to fix this problem. Cause you're like, I wanted, I don't, sometimes I'll have to tell myself like, maybe it won't be there.


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[Assistant] So I won't, then I won't, then I can like already like let myself down easy instead of just like.


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[Assistant] Alright, here we go, I'm about to eat this thing, and then it's gone.


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[Assistant] I feel like I said it. Yeah, I was just talking. I say a lot of things. We're having a conversation. I don't even mean it. You gotta say, I shouldn't be in this. I will decide when this will be thrown out. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I might've even said Kirby Puckett.


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[Assistant] Like, then his playing days? Or toward the end I guess? I feel like it was after he retired.


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[Assistant] Oh, there we go. There we go. What are you talking about? I can see that. Did you not listen to that? No. Are you out of your mind?


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[Assistant] He was on the show. I was on the show. It's right above my head. But with Chris Thiele, uh, but I mean, I never heard of it.


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[Assistant] No, no we didn't, I don't know if I knew what NPR was. I don't think it existed when I was a kid.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I, uh, I remember someone telling me about that coast to coast. Yeah, but


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[Assistant] I've done the show. It's very fun. I just, it's, you know, I think it's a certain.


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[Assistant] I don't even know what it really is. Your clientele is. It's just a made up show. As I can see, a family that goes to fast food one time a year is, and they all went to Notre Dame and all, like, yeaah. I think, I mean, it makes sense. It makes sense. Uh huh. You know?


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[Assistant] I don't think so. They're like, would you give up Aaron? He goes, not McDonald's.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, we'd watch like, uh, uh, I mean I guess I'd watch this probably live too. When was it?


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[Assistant] Yeaah. We watched, I mean we watched Andy Griffith and like, I remember like, Dick Van Dyke and all that, but I guess it would have all been- You were watching Andy Griffith a lot. Nicky, it was like Nick at Night. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Dude, Dick Van Dyke are, uh, like, you know, cause I remember, I thought it was in the sixties. They've married Tyler Moore. It's a clown from the sixties, man. You're hung up on this.


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[Assistant] He's still alive. That's crazy. Yeah. 1925.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, it's crazy. And he was on the show. He tried to, I was, I just watched some of the, uh, the maritime war thing and I think that Dick Van,


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[Assistant] Show he created and he wanted to be in it. And then they just told him we're do the show, but we don't want you in it. And he goes, all right. And then it's this, but he was in it.


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[Assistant] Well, I'm saying like, but he was like, he thought I'll base it around him. Yeah, it's based around him. They just changed the name is off his thing. And then he, and they were like, no, you know where the Mary Tyler Moore show was set? Where?


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[Assistant] Was he, was she still married to him? Or the maritime assure was, Oh, like, uh, you know what? Maybe I do know that was, uh, cause I remember watching that. She was like, had a real job.


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[Assistant] She, oh, she, she died. Oh yeah, that's right. She did die. Yeah, I, I, I really liked her. She was like, I mean, I think everybody loved her. Yeah.


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[Assistant] That guy is involved in both. I mean, that guy is, you could be, he's Hollywood. He's, you know, he's as a kid, he's in the biggest show.


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[Assistant] Ever created to go to more bigger shows, to go do movies that he's in movies, uh, created to then, uh, start making movies that are the craziest movies of all time. And now his daughter is starring in movies.


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[Assistant] Like I don't even know if I believe, like you're like, this ain't what this guy looked like.


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[Assistant] I'll put that together real quick. It's nice to me to see what like a, just a nice chin beard, no mustache, you know, kind of looks like.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's the, when you go do the comedy club there, house of comedy, there's, uh, you say, uh, you used to stay in a hotel, like kind of in the parking lot of the mall and you could walk over there, but the mall in America is great, it's huge, it's a big mall.


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[Assistant] They did, uh, uh, they got Acme too. Comedy club is, and Acme is considered, most comics, I did it one time, uh, but Acme is considered to be like one of the best clubs in the country.


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[Assistant] Minneapolis is, uh, Minnesota is the great comedy town. A lot of people take specials there, uh. In Minneapolis. In Minneapolis. I can't even imagine St. Paul. It's just a really good place.


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[Assistant] Did they come, are they like to come from the mayonnaise family? That's a good question. I bet they did.


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[Assistant] Did, uh, did you see the Vegas UFO? Yeah, I did see that. It's crazy. Oh, there's, uh.


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[Assistant] There's a whole news story and it's just like, it's all, you see people talk about it. There's on the regular news in Vegas and, uh, it's like, they don't know. They're just explaining what happened and everybody's kind of like.


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[Assistant] It seems very, really weird. Uh, so this is a body cam footage, uh, like a something going down. Yeah. And then the, and then the guy is like, all right, I think I saw that. And then they call, uh, there's a 911 from this family and they're like, uh,


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[Assistant] Oh, they saw the alien. Yeaah. In their backyard. In the backyard, big eyes, eight to ten feet tall, and uh,


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[Assistant] And he's like, we're looking at him right now. It's like, you know, we're kind of like.


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[Assistant] Yeah. And that, I mean, that's the, those guys, when you look at it, like they're, yeah, I don't know. It's like.


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[Assistant] I don't, I know, but I don't, it's, but it was like with the kind of, you know, they're like, they're freaking out. So it's like.


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[Assistant] They're kind of losing it and they're, so I don't know. I don't know if I, it's, you know.


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[Assistant] They're saying I'm so, you know, it's like trying to get all the information out. If it was crazy, if it was like.


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[Assistant] Like that, that would be like, alright, now you're putting on a show. Like I think these dudes do that. And there's like weird stuff. Like they were like, oh, they go into the backyard, I guess to show. And they're like, well, because of.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, and then like for the other, cause it was just like this thing comes down.


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[Assistant] Everybody sees that, but it's like, why are you not like, that's uh, it's like, how did they get all this stuff?


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[Assistant] Like, picked up, like, alright, if it's a, so that, a light did come down.


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[Assistant] So that's on the video. So like there's no, unless that's, you know, digitally, whatever. So this light comes down. All right. So where's the wreckage from that stuff? Whatever it is, saying if it's not an alien.


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[Assistant] If it's just a meteor or something like that or whatever. Well, there should be something on the ground. If something falls from outer space, I would imagine it's going to come to the ground. So like, is there not other stuff there?


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[Assistant] Don't take over. Yeah, that, I mean that don't take over and Rennie Moss when they were there. Chris Carter. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's just a cat. It should be a blue oxen. It should be a lake.


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[Assistant] A blue ox. Yeaah. Yeaah, one of the lakes. Yeaah. Why don't they think Minnesota Lakes? Yeaah. Minnesota Lakes with a Paul Bunyan. 11,000 lakes? Yeaah, 11,000 lakes.


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[Assistant] Yeah, these are great shows. Coach, Coach was great. Very from Jerry Van Dyke.


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[Assistant] What were the years of when this?


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[Assistant] And it was on NBC, yeaah. Maybe I did watch it on USA. Yeaah, it was great. I don't know.


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[Assistant] I'll be there all week. Sioux City, St. Paul, uh, Minnesota, Minneapolis. I forget the name of the place, but it's, uh.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we'll be there all week, like Thursday, Friday, Saturday. Two shows each night. So, come on down. I think there's one show that's fun, sold out, I believe. It's crazy.


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[Assistant] Uh, alright, that's it. Uh, thank you all. We love you. I hope you have a great week and we will talk to you next week. Bye.


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[Assistant] Between Chicago and Nashville, you could live anywhere in there and be in a good location to travel.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's too hot in Phoenix to be there all the time. That's what I think. I like it, but it's too hot.


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[Assistant] I was just trying to think of a city that's got enough clubs you can and get on the road. You gotta weigh out all the things, right? Are we just picking it just based on comedy or are we looking at other stuff?


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[Assistant] Well, I'm just saying, if we're asking to be drafted to a good comedy city, you gotta way out some other, like, do you, like, uh, like Denver is a great comedy city, but you're not close to anything if you wanna get out of there.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you don't get that kind of hole. Where's the good aquarium market? Man.


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[Assistant] It's not as exciting as you would think though. I saw it and I was like, well, this is cool. But at this point, it's like looking at it on TV. Really. To me it is.


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[Assistant] There is a college that I did there south of Salt Lake City, Mormon school. I forget what it was called. SLC.


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[Assistant] Utah Valley University, UVU. Yeah, you're right.


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[Assistant] He had a good wrestling. They were all, they were like, you got any questions? And I was like, are you all Mormon? And they were like, yes, we are. That's really all I had.


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[Assistant] There's a home video that I have where my mom is filming and in this like, she's like just filming these people in Gatlinburg and they turn and look and she's like, smile, you're on camera. And then she goes, where are you from? And they were like, Pittsburgh. She goes,


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[Assistant] Yeah, it was great. Nothing to report really. People were very nice.


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[Assistant] Hotel right across the street. Only one elevator was working and the pool was shut down, so that was a little disappointing.


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[Assistant] That does look fun and that makes you feel good about the country. When you see people having fun. On the road? Yea.


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[Assistant] Well, you know, I'm just in my room, you know, going, I wish it would rain so I don't feel bad about being in here.


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[Assistant] What's it? Oh, juice. Juice. Oh yeah, man. Yeah, yeah. They got, they had this one restaurant called Hangover Easy. That's what it was called, but they were really, really dumb name, I think. And they were really- Oh, I like the pun. Yeah, but they were, uh,


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[Assistant] Really, using the initials to hang over easy. H-O-E for everything in the restaurant.


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[Assistant] Because we always hate how restaurants are like making everything like dirty. Like you take your kids in, now you gotta explain to your kids what HOE is.


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[Assistant] And then they, instead of homemade, it just said homemade. And I'm like, well, I don't think that's how I want my food.


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[Assistant] Yeah. The food was delicious though. It was really some of the best breakfast food I've had.


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[Assistant] Okay. That's some good food. Yeah. Yeah, I like it. What about you, Brian? Where were you at?


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[Assistant] It is all about how they, they, they uh, structure out the thing. Like St. Louis actually would be one of the larger cities, but they only include the metro area.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but I'll make multiple trips to the bathroom.


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[Assistant] Like when they start to set up the laptop, I want to go, don't even get all that out.


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[Assistant] The moment I'm about to get into any situation where it will be weird to go to the bathroom, I'm like, I gotta go.


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[Assistant] To me, I'm like, if I have no idea, what's the problem? Yeah. You know what I mean? Just grind them.


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[Assistant] The candle? Oh, the candle. Oh yeaah. Well they, they have new machines now. And, uh, now they tell you they can tell the difference between a candle and a stick of C4. And I'm like, oh, you couldn't do that before?


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[Assistant] I think Maria, Maria Brevard wants to test it.


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[Assistant] I want to say though, back to this Southwest thing. The other day I was on, I was boarding, I was A3 and all these people.


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[Assistant] All these people, I could see them lining up and I had, I pulled out my paper and I was going to tally how many people went in front of me and then I was going to email.


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[Assistant] Because that's who was boarding, but I was like, all right, so this is a person in a wheelchair, but also a person with them and that person's not pushing them.


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[Assistant] And I can't imagine what's going on at a truck stop. He's been eating hot dogs and drinking coffee and it's just like.


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[Assistant] Somebody says next to you, you go, I'm going to go ahead and get out of here.


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[Assistant] Brutal. Grapefruits are, yeaah, they can do it to you. Yeaah, I was eating like two, three of them.


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[Assistant] Nah, nah, two over. Right there? Oh yeaah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, thanks Thomas. I knew that the name, last name had changed, but yeah.


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[Assistant] Well, that's interesting. Sir Edmund Slay, the High Sheriff of London. That's interesting.


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[Assistant] Yeah, 1939. Wow, that's a man. Thank you, Thomas. That was very cool. Yeah, great.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I mean, how often is she telling them too? I mean, is she telling you jokes every day? Are these nonstop or, or is it, you know, once in a while?


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[Assistant] Yeah, that was, that was good. I've had people message me things. Hey, you did this joke and you should add this at the end. And 90% of the time I'm like, no way. Yeah. Once in a while. Yeah. You know what? That's the problem. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that guy's good. You made it work. He just gave you the turn. What about the one in Duluth, Minnesota that someone gave you one time? Uh, that not good. Oh.


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[Assistant] Well, I don't know, the, the documentary itself, I don't know, but I was there doing, uh, New Faces Unwrap. So we weren't really a part of that documentary, but for whatever reason, when they did that one shot where I'm standing there, we got in on it. But yeah, it was, it really did launch things. It was big for me. Yeah, it was great. Yeah.


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[Assistant] It had kind of been offered to me the year before, but there were some different complications, so I couldn't do it.


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[Assistant] Like with other people, but you know, I got a hat. So much like the Titans video, unrecognizable even at the glimpse.


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[Assistant] So I love that that's your husband's first comment. A lot of women make that comment to me. I don't hear it a lot from dudes.


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[Assistant] It's a guy insecure. How does it feel? Yeah, it feels good. I mean, I like it. You know, I, I'm, I appreciate that dudes are noticing. A hair straightener? No, it just is like this. I don't, I don't do anything. I wish it had a little curl to it.


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[Assistant] Like a head and shoulders commercial, you could get a sponsorship. Not like a weird out, yeaah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he is. What a weird career that guy's had. Very successful, but no one seems to like him.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeaah, I mean, I don't want to be a part of it, but uhm, I've...


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[Assistant] Yeah, and uh, you know, you could do a whole Dungeons and Dragons and Harry Potter thing.


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[Assistant] It is. The Spectracide, uh, is the best ant killer you're gonna get.


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[Assistant] But ants can't hide from spectrocyte, is what they say.


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[Assistant] Starting us off with our partner, Athletic Greens. All of us are trying to take care, take our AG1 by Athletic Greens every day.


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[Assistant] We all gave AG1 a try because we wanted increased energy and immune system support for our busy lifestyles. We all try to take AG1 in the morning before starting the day and it makes us feel.


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[Assistant] Like we're doing something good to cover all our nutritional bases.


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[Assistant] It is much easier to mix one scoop of powder and water once a day than to take a bunch of different things. It is the healthiest thing you can do in under a minute and costs less than $3 a day.


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[Assistant] Since we travel so often, we also get the single serving travel pack, so we never have to miss a day when we're on the road. You can get free monthly delivery to make it even easier. Listen to this.


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[Assistant] Every scoop has 75 vitamins, minerals. People forget about minerals.


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[Assistant] And whole food sourced ingredients of the highest quality that have major benefits like gut and mood support, boosted energy and even healthier looking skin, hair and nails. Less than one gram of naturally occurring sugar per serving. AJ1 has been part of millions of mornings since 2010.


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[Assistant] If you want to take ownership of your health, try AJ1, AG1. I keep saying AJ1. I don't mean to say AG1.


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[Assistant] I don't even know what this means. I don't even know what that means. Six months of pens. You like gel pens? You like Sharpies? All in one, right here. My mom uses this pen. It's the best you can get.


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[Assistant] That's what a guy told me when I was selling pesticides. He goes, I always like to go, my mom uses this stuff and she loves it.


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[Assistant] I like to go low, low items. You know, quantity over quality is what I'm all about.


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[Assistant] I got a lot of notebooks that have got a few pages written down.


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[Assistant] But it was like, that's what they had, they had some guy, he was gonna teach us how to sail. And he was like,


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[Assistant] I'm like, I got a, I got a quarter pallet here that I just like to sit here on the, on the aisle and try to boost my sales a little bit.


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[Assistant] But I would walk in and they would run because they knew I was going to ask them to drive the forklift. And it's just like, just get the thing down and I'll stock yourself shelves here. How did it get there? Well, that, you know, the night stocking crew comes in and puts it up top.


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[Assistant] Unload it onto the forklift and then climb down and then lower the forklift.


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[Assistant] It was just, it was a platform that another person was supposed to ride up.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, you know, I didn't do it, but we weren't dealing with food. So you know, they're dealing with poison. Yeah.


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[Assistant] You know, like if somebody builds a display, right, like a little quarter pallet there on the aisle, then we would, you know, tear the display down, put all their stuff in the overhead in the single


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[Assistant] And then there's, uh, there was Central, Central Pet, uh, is another, they were, it used to be Pennington.


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[Assistant] Uh, and those were the four competitors really.


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[Assistant] We weren't the small like, like at least representation wise, I would say we were second.


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[Assistant] So we were kind of, but it was like, you know, our whole mentality, they were always trying to pound into us. We work harder than everybody else. That's what they wanted to get us on. Like, yeah, sure. They have more money. They have more people, but they can't outwork us, but they could. I mean, they totally could.


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[Assistant] One time I hid, I took a grill box and I hid all their products in a grill box and stuck it up near the grills.


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[Assistant] Uh, Walmart is not that way. I had to call in a couple of Walmarts. They're not playing that stuff. Oh really? Walmart doesn't play. Wow. They won't even let you in the back.


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[Assistant] Oh really? You try to go in the back and they're like, nah, what do you need? The baler you couldn't get in the thing that crushes the cardboard? They don't let you do anything at Walmart.


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[Assistant] And bring it out to you and then you can set it up. I didn't have to do a lot of Walmarts. I did tell a guy one time I needed to set up a display. I was told to do it and the guy was like.


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[Assistant] I said, even if I gotta build the display, take the picture and then take the, tear the display back down. I said, I'm gonna build.


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[Assistant] So I was like, let's get this done people. Quit playing around with man here.


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[Assistant] To the customer you were that way? Sometimes, but mainly to the employees of the stores.


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[Assistant] I mean, I'm not saying I was the best, but I did a good job. But I had just, you know, some people were my friends. I had a lot of these stores that were my friends, but others, it was like...


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[Assistant] This is the corporate thing. They're telling you, you gotta do this. So either.


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[Assistant] We gonna do it now or we gonna, I'm not gonna get you in trouble. You know what I mean?


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[Assistant] I don't listen to that. I never remember anything. You're presenting yourself in a way to sell more products. So you might be, this stuff might already be in the store, but maybe it's in the overhead. So you bring it down, put it on display.


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[Assistant] This is the thing I like to do. I like to do this. Like you're, you're like, you're allowed so many facings. Like say you go in and Wasp and Hornet Killer has three facings. I like to go in and like push the other people's down to two facings and make myself like five


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[Assistant] Let's say Kroger has a district manager. He might have several stores. Would you go go to the district manager?


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[Assistant] And I nailed those minutes. I mean, I was crushing it. That district manager loved me. I was set.


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[Assistant] I was like, I had no, later on I got depressed because I had been so hungover, but I, I cried a little bit maybe on the way home, but it was, uh, it was big.


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[Assistant] I had a car allowance. Did you? It gave me a certain amount of money for a car, yea.


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[Assistant] I did get a few people out here and there, but it used to be, uh, like we would do these events like in the spring when all the pesticide stuff's ramping up and everybody would have their little tents.


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[Assistant] And I remember that Scott's guys had this giant, like 40 foot inflatable ant and I had mosquito repellent wipes, you know? I mean, mine's more useful, but there's look good. They're grilling up. Oh dude, I had.


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[Assistant] You think, you think that there's something to reading the comments that's destroying your ability to read? I don't know. I think it's just, maybe Nate was a real scholar before this podcast started. Go back and watch the early episode.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we should almost wait for another segue at this point.


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[Assistant] You wouldn't know, Greg. But anyway, uhm. Yeah, I'm always like, oh, your families are married? Oh, that's cool. Wait, what are you?


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[Assistant] Well, my parents are divorced and all the, all kinds of relatives are divorced. So when people are like, Oh, you're, you're like your mom and dad get together for.


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[Assistant] For Thanksgiving, that's cool. Yeah, there's a lot more. Yeah, okay.


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[Assistant] But you know what, I would sell to the customer while in the store. If I saw him looking at some Roundup or something, I'd be like, you know, let me, let me show you this Spectracide Weed and Grass Killer.


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[Assistant] I would talk to people for a long time, but when it came time to actually make the sale, I was almost like, you know.


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[Assistant] Oh, where you get the trip. Yeah, I get them to go down to the meeting.


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[Assistant] But, you know, they gotta spend hours in there getting harassed by timeshare people.


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[Assistant] That bridge seems like its been there since that time.


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[Assistant] Right? He sold Aflac for years and every, you know, the big thing that everybody wanted to sell was cancer policies because that's the big money item. But my dad lived in a more rural area where he had like these truckers and pulp wooders and all the, so he would sell accident policies. So an accident policy is not as big as a cancer policy, but he would sell so many.


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[Assistant] And he would always win the trips and all these things because he was top salesman, but cause it's just getting those little sales. Yeah, I like that.


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[Assistant] I loved it. And Guy Slay, great name for a salesman. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Well, he went by Richard, uh, his name's Guy, his first name's Guy.


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[Assistant] Probably a lot of brothers got pretty generic there towards the end.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they love to do that sort of stuff too. They love that, uh, we would have these sales meetings. I remember one time there was a guy on stage at the sales meeting and he was doing this chant and he goes, who's got it better than us? And everybody said, nobody. And I was like, I didn't, nobody prepped me on this. I just felt it. And I feel like,


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[Assistant] I didn't say nobody because I was like, all the other companies have it better than us. They all seem to be doing better.