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[Assistant] Now his luck would have it and the ripper case is full of bad luck as we will see in further installments of this. Anderson was a fucking mess in August 1888 too. He was so over exhausted from his various dealings and work that he was on the brink of a nervous breakdown and a possible physical breakdown. Cause he was like,


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[Assistant] He had a hundred different jobs, he was the head of all these different departments, he was like, strung out to be furthest. Right.


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[Assistant] So it got so bad that his doctor at this time told him you need to take a couple of weeks off and rest or like they were literally like you need to separate from your work for two full weeks or you may die. Like literally you might die.


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[Assistant] So now, the new head of the criminal investigations department in charge of investigating this heinous crime, and whether it was the work of a killer who'd strike again,


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[Assistant] Is in Switzerland, and the day after he leaves, another murder occurred.


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[Assistant] Alright, with the head of the criminal justice, the criminal investigations department in Switzerland on a doctor ordered holiday so he doesn't die from stress.


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[Assistant] That's the beginning of Jack the Ripper. Uh, we are going to talk about Annie Chapman next, Elizabeth Stride and Catherine Eddowes. We're going to, uh,


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[Assistant] We're going to get into it. And I think, um, hopefully if this is four parts, the fourth part will be us going deep into suspects and theories and all that. So don't worry. We're going to take the time on that. But yeah, that's our first victim.


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[Assistant] Uh, Mary or Polly is what she was known to as people who loved her, Polly Nichols.


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[Assistant] There's a lot of, um, like really getting into Annie Chapman next to, like, it's just a really sad, sad, uh, life basically.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it really is. It's just like all of it is really brutal, but...


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[Assistant] I'm going to link all five of those books that I mentioned and I'm sure by part two I will have added more to your reading list on top of that, so. People are going to have to get new bookshelves after this. You're going to have to get an entire shelf that's just for Jack the Ripper stuff. I mean, people are ripperologists. People like absolutely like dedicate their lives to this. So I get it. I used to not get that.


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[Assistant] Well that's the thing, I always thought it was an interesting case, but I was like, how can you really be a ripperologist? How much evidence can you really be looking at in all this? And then when you start diving into it, you're like, holy shit.


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[Assistant] Well the amount of witnesses that are involved, the amount of people who saw these women at different times and could state what they saw is really interesting.


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[Assistant] Newspaper.com I'm telling you is like woo. It's a gold mine. I have been, and they're not, they don't pay us just so you know, like I'm just like. No, we pay them. Yeah, I pay them and I will continue to cause it's a great research source and finding these old newspapers that were written


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[Assistant] At the time. I know. And in the panic and in the vernacular that was used. It's just all like, I couldn't get enough. I was freaking out so many of them and Joan was like, please stop.


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[Assistant] Oh, it's wild. Like you said, like with the vernacular and everything. And it's real. It is, yeaah. It makes it real. Cause sometimes it's hard, you know, over a hundred years ago, it's hard to put yourself in this as like a reality. And then when you start reading the newspapers and reading these witness statements and the, the coroner's reports and coroner's inquests, there's,


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[Assistant] You're like, holy shit, this really happened. Like, this is a real thing that happened and it's really fucking brutal and really awful.


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[Assistant] And these women, it's so sad. But uhm, there's also, there's a couple of websites I'm gonna link to that are just like fascinating and you guys will...


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[Assistant] Get just taken down the rabbit hole with them. There's like Ripper Casebook and a couple of other ones that I really want you to go see because they're just wealth of information. They have a lot of the inquests and all that. So uhm.


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[Assistant] And actually one of them after I found that parliamentary debate, I was, kept searching further and I found that this other website had also found that parliamentary debate. So I was like, cool, okay, so it's real. I was like, that's fun. Um, but yeah, I'll link all of those, link all the books and,


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[Assistant] So, you guys might have noticed that that was, uh, not Ash.


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[Assistant] So Ash is out this week, very unexpectedly, very quickly. It all happened in like an instant because she has COVID. Um, she's doing fine. She's doing okay, but I did not think it was really cool of me to be like, all right, sit down and listen to this story and react to me now. Uh, so she's getting the rest that she needs and,


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[Assistant] Cause I, I'm not, he's not lying when he's been asked a million times cause I'm like, come on. Just come on with me. Just one. Just one. And he's like, no.


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[Assistant] It's gonna be great. I know it is. And you don't have to worry because this, you know, it kinda worked out because this is my case today. So you didn't have to research.


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[Assistant] Everybody is here, everybody is psyched for this, and this is a gnarly one today.


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[Assistant] It's weird because I think a lot of people don't know this serial killer. Our UK listeners might know this serial killer better than anyone else will. Uhm, his name is John Christie.


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[Assistant] And that's kinda great for this whole thing. That's, that's what we do here.


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[Assistant] Let's go. So we're going to talk about John Reginald Halliday Christie. Again, you don't know him.


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[Assistant] But he was born in Yorkshire, England, and I always forget whether the UK listeners want me to say Yorkshire or Yorkshire. I think it's Yorkshire.


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[Assistant] Yeah, hopefully I didn't disappoint you. Uh, he was born on April 8th, 1898 to Ernest John Christie and Mary Hannah Halliday. So there's where all those names came from.


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[Assistant] Yeah, John can relate to that part of John, but that's probably where it ends, I would say.


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[Assistant] Well, his father was very cold, very unavailable and a harsh disciplinarian.


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[Assistant] His mother was a very overprotective mother who, it was like her only boy, but she was overprotective to like a fault.


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[Assistant] Like border lining on like an Oedipus-y kind of thing.


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[Assistant] Don't worry, this is the hairpin turn coming. Ready? Even worse, he started to become sexually frustrated and confused around his many sisters.


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[Assistant] Here we are. So he hated them because of this. He hated them because they dominated him and they pushed him around, but at the same time he was like weirdly sexually attracted to them, but couldn't act on it obviously.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeaah, so he was having a time. This began a long life of him being sexually sadistic and absolutely hating women.


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[Assistant] And of course everyone would blame it on his overprotective mother and his quote unquote domineering sisters, but in reality it's just him being a shithead essentially.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he was unfortunately very smart. He had an IQ of 128. He was a very good student.


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[Assistant] So he was really doing that damn thing at least. But he didn't have many friends and was considered kind of weird. Uh, he was at the very least bullied slightly. He was bullied at least. He had a really large forehead, which comes back later. That's the only reason I'm laughing right now.


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[Assistant] Now according to this book that I was using to research this, one of the books, uh, it's John Christie, the true story about the Rillington Strangler by Jack Rosewood. Uh, at eight years old, John's grandfather passed away. This was a strange thing because his grandfather was reportedly like a giant dick.


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[Assistant] Uh, he was mean, he was not grandfatherly at all. In fact, John was very afraid of him. But his parents allowed young John at eight years old to view his grandfather's body at the wake.


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[Assistant] This, normally this would just be like a moment of like accepting death, understanding what's going on.


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[Assistant] But for John, it made him realize that this man couldn't hurt him anymore.


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[Assistant] And he was not to be feared anymore. That was the first thing that came to mind. He was like, wow, he's dead. He can't hurt me anymore. Wow. So this started his obsession with viewing corpses.


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[Assistant] He started to hang out around graveyards and actually rotten.com, rotten.com, which that's the thing. It's like, if it stopped there, if it was just cause we all went on rotten.com, we've talked about it so many times on the podcast. I'm like, where's my rotten.com friends? Like we all did that. We were all morbidly curious, like no pun intended, but.


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[Assistant] This started a whole thing where you'd hang around graveyards and actually tried to peek into broken crypts, which like again,


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[Assistant] All of this made him happy, it made him calm. This is a bad connection to make to death and corpses I would say at a very young age.


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[Assistant] I don't think that corpses and death should make you like, go screaming and running. Like, that's probably an unhealthy way to look at it, but like they shouldn't really make you happy at eight years old.


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[Assistant] And at the end of what can feel like an endless day, the last thing I want to do is cook dinner.


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[Assistant] I am obsessed with their strawberry peach smoothie. They have a chocolate mint smoothie that John and I literally can't stop, won't stop with. We just, we go through like a million of them at a time. They also have a tomato and basil flatbread that is


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[Assistant] So he also became, like he joined the boy scouts. So he was doing like, you know, very natural, like normal things to do as a young child. He joined the boy scouts. Uh, he eventually became a scout master and he became a scout master like really early, I guess, like earlier than you normally do.


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[Assistant] He really liked the power that came from that and the power of the uniform and all that. And I was thinking about it, you were a boy scout.


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[Assistant] I'm probably just wrong. He probably, I know he-


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[Assistant] Yeah, it could just be different. So maybe it's like a higher ranking scout.


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[Assistant] That has like some kind of authority over the other scouts, almost like a camp counselor.


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[Assistant] So this need for power probably came from the relentless bullying he was enduring.


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[Assistant] Uh, he was teased as he got, like we said, he was teased about like the big forehead situation. And then as he got older, he got teased about the fact that he was, uh, what they said was he was impotent.


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[Assistant] Now he could not complete sexual acts and apparently word got around and it was just like a feeding frenzy of people being like, Oh my God, you can't like, and it said it was when he was like 15 and 16, which I was like, Whoa, can everybody step back for a second? Your children.


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[Assistant] I don't know, I feel like that's pretty young to be making fun of like people's sexual prowess.


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[Assistant] I'm with you. Now this kind of bullying, the inadequacy he was feeling about the impotence and the fact that he was raised by a very overprotective mother, any cold, neglectful father definitely created some other issues in his life and in his mind.


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[Assistant] He was a severe hypochondriac for one. Uh, he was constantly inventing ailments and insisting that he had every little thing that came around.


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[Assistant] He was doing it for attention, it was all attention grabbing.


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[Assistant] He was looking for people to fawn over him and pay attention to him. He thought people would pity him if he had things like random diseases. Emotional manipulation made him feel powerful and it allowed him to become the victim on the outside but remain the power player on the inside.


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[Assistant] Now John left school to join the military when World War I began.


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[Assistant] And by all accounts, he was not a problem in the military. He didn't have any black spots on his record. He was not dishonorably discharged or anything. Uh, no disciplinary actions. But when he came home, he, and it seemed like it was like a pretty uneventful, like he just went through it. He came back.


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[Assistant] But like he could see, like later he can see.


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[Assistant] That's the thing. And he also said he could only, he had what they called, they actually documented it as hysterical muteness because he could only speak above a, like, like to a whisper.


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[Assistant] And it lasted, this hysterical muteness that they documented this as, it lasted three fucking years.


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[Assistant] Maybe it happened, who knows. Uhm, the blindness was never confirmed to be or documented to be like clinically true, but I wouldn't say that it's something that couldn't have happened.


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[Assistant] But people around him at the time believed this was all for attention because they said it very much lined up with who he was. But again, World War I.


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[Assistant] You're okay with John. All right. I want, I can't wait until we get a little further into this. So here we go. May 10th, 1920. So we're in the twenties, the roaring twenties now.


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[Assistant] Uh, for one, he was impotent, which is not like, you know, people get through that, but he hadn't been forthcoming with this information before marrying Ethel. Also, he was a liar.


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[Assistant] And remember, he has not been in trouble thus far with the law.


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[Assistant] He has not been like a petty thief, which we see in a lot of these things. Usually we see when like, you know, when they turn into something like he turned into, you see like in his youth, he would like steal shit. He would get in trouble in school. Like there's all these little things that sometimes don't add up. Yeah, exactly. He didn't really have any of that in his background.


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[Assistant] So he marries Ethel. He's kind of a shitty husband. I didn't find anything that was documented that he like physically abused her or anything, but who knows when you find out who he is, you're like, that probably happened.


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[Assistant] He was just shitty and he was a liar. He was just like not nice. He was just not a good husband. He wasn't loving. Um, he spent a lot of time.


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[Assistant] Uh, so he began stealing out of nowhere, just began stealing packages and began stealing like the money from the postage. He was caught really quickly and as a result he went to prison for three months because of this.


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[Assistant] Yeah, during this time Ethel had a miscarriage too, so this was not a great time in their marriage.


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[Assistant] It's not going to be a happy ending. So two years later, he also got probation for something violent that we don't have the details about, but it involved money and theft and there was some kind of violence involved.


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[Assistant] So he got probation for that. He served 12 months probation and he followed this up with two more larceny charges and nine more months of prison time. So suddenly he is like just stacking up that prison time.


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[Assistant] This is around the time when he left his wife Ethel. Just up and left her. And then he moved to London by himself.


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[Assistant] At this point, he's 29 years old and he is back in prison for theft for nine months.


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[Assistant] Then he moves in with a woman named Maude and he goes back to prison for six months. And this time he got hard labor. He was sentenced to hard labor for assaulting her.


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[Assistant] Exactly, and also, he didn't just assault her, he beat her in the head with a cricket bat.


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[Assistant] And then he was charged with grievous bodily harm and he claimed he was only testing out the bat.


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[Assistant] Like, you just come out and are like, out, you're like, officers.


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[Assistant] I was testing out the bat, I don't see what the problem is.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he's just loving it. Uhm, no one's seeing a pattern here or thinking maybe they should tack on some fucking years to these sentences. Like they're just like, yeah, it seems like he's...


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[Assistant] So in the same year, 1933, he suddenly asked Ethel to move to London and take him back.


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[Assistant] Now she agreed and she moved back in with him.


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[Assistant] I know, poor Ethel. Now John and Ethel lived at 10 Rillington Place and in 1937 they were still married but he was now visiting sex workers, he was still cheating on her,


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[Assistant] And after all, you know, he was having these violent sexual urges too, which no one knew about, and Ethel was not complying with what he needed, and he was abusing these poor sex workers, and then he would just come home to his wife.


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[Assistant] Like, he's a literal monster. And at this point, his sexual proclivities were getting darker.


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[Assistant] He was becoming interested in necrophilia and would force, yeaah, and he would force sex workers to play dead.


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[Assistant] At this point, he's having this, he's probably, he's still being a shitty husband, he's doing all this shit to get in trouble with the law, and he also has this totally other separate life where he is like, violently abusing sex work workers behind his wife's back.


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[Assistant] And that's wild considering he had been in prison every other month for the past few years before that. I'm not really sure what happened here.


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[Assistant] Basically, he would follow them, take diligent and really creepy notes about their every move, their appearances, document what they were doing, where they were, when he could find them when they were alone. Later, they found a ton of these in his home and it was horrific. He was basically in trolling mode, which is what BTK used to call it.


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[Assistant] Now he also had an affair with a married woman at this point while he was married to Ethel.


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[Assistant] We finally have a positive here. He abruptly resigned from this job in 1943 and took another job as a clerk at the radio factory.


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[Assistant] Which is like a very different kind of situation. I'm not, there's nothing that says why he resigned.


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[Assistant] But maybe it was getting the shit beat out of him by a random husband and he was like, maybe I should take this down a notch. I don't know.


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[Assistant] He began playing with gas and how it could incapacitate someone.


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[Assistant] This is when he began telling people that his time in the military had given him the medical knowledge to perform abortions.


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[Assistant] Uh, so this is when we bring his first victim into play. This was 1943. Her name was Ruth, uh, Ruth Fierst.


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[Assistant] She was 21 years old, she was Austrian, uh, she was working on the side as a sex worker at the time, uh, but was also working at a munitions factory, which is like military weapons.


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[Assistant] He said he first put her body under the fucking floorboards in their home, but later he moved her and buried her body in the garden in the backyard.


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[Assistant] Now this one he claimed was not planned, very impulsive. Now of course with John, this excited him.


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[Assistant] And so he planned his next one immediately because although this was impulsive, he's now excited by it.


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[Assistant] So his second victim occurred on November 8th, 1944. Her name was Muriel Amelia Edie. She was his coworker at the radio factory, actually. She was 32 years old and she was constantly suffering from chest infections and bronchitis.


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[Assistant] So he used this because he liked to prey on people, like he would find anybody's weakness and prey on it. And he told her he could help her feel better. He was like, Oh my God, I happen to have this homemade cure for bronchitis and chest infections. So he brought her back to his empty home because Ethel was out again.


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[Assistant] And he gave her what he was referring to as his like his special inhaler or his like nebulizer treatment, essentially. He had a tube that was connected to a jar and it was connected to her mouth. And then there was another tube that was behind her.


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[Assistant] This tube behind her was hooked up to a gas line.


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[Assistant] So she passed out because he just poisoned her and once she was out, he strangled her and raped her at the same time.


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[Assistant] Now she and her husband found out that she was pregnant with their second child and they were unable to care for another baby.


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[Assistant] Uh, they already had one daughter, a baby named Geraldine, and they weren't really even able to care for Geraldine. They were very, their finances were very strained. They had a very tumultuous relationship. They were not in any position to have one child.


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[Assistant] They fought constantly, there had been infidelity, the entire situation was a mess. So Beryl was panicked about another child, and she was looking to terminate the pregnancy.


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[Assistant] They happen to live in the flat above John Christie and Ethel.


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[Assistant] So she told them about her issue one day. She just happened to be talking to them and she was like, I don't know what to do. And John told her, well, I can help you. I can help you procure this abortion if you need it. So November 8th, 1948, Timothy, her husband, came home to find his wife and child not at home.


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[Assistant] So he asked his neighbors if they had seen them and John told him that he, he was like, you know what?


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[Assistant] Beryl had come to me, she came to terminate the pregnancy, but because she had tried several at home methods before this, because she had, she had tried to terminate the pregnancy herself at home.


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[Assistant] He said because she had done that, she went septic and she died during the procedure I tried to do.


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[Assistant] Uhm, he prayed on them mainly because of that. He knew that.


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[Assistant] And he convinced him to not press charges because he told him it wasn't his fault. It was an accident. I was trying to help her. She was the one who did this. It wasn't me.


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[Assistant] So, and he told him, you know what? Well, you go, why don't you go to your parents' house, go live with your parents for a little while, grieve, figure out what's going to happen. I have this loving couple who's going to take care of baby Geraldine for you.


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[Assistant] But Timothy's family, when he went back to them, were very confused by all of this. And rightfully so. Of course. This is a strange story to tell. His mother especially was not buying this casual medical malpractice that he was selling. So she was like, wait,


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[Assistant] What happened now? Like tell me the story again. He went over it again with her in more detail, explaining exactly what, how John had told him Beryl died. And she was like, no.


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[Assistant] Now, Timothy thought that John had honestly tried to help them. Like, he fully convinced him, like, he was just trying to help us, he had our best interest in mind, so he felt like a weird loyalty to him. So he told the police that it was him, that he had given Beryl abortion pills and accidentally killed her himself.


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[Assistant] He told them he hid her body in a sewer drain cause he was scared.


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[Assistant] Yes. But when they went to look, they didn't find her. Because he didn't do that.


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[Assistant] I know, so I think it's like him just panicking, I guess, and not knowing.


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[Assistant] And of course they asked us, so they go, they look, they don't find her body where he says it's going to be. So they come back and they're like,


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[Assistant] We're not really convinced that this is the real story, so like, can you tell us the truth? And he broke down and told them about John Christie.


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[Assistant] So they were like, okay, so December 2nd, 1949, they searched Rillington Place because they were like, if it was John Christie, we have to go search this apartment.


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[Assistant] And after using a piece of metal, so like Ethel came out and was like, hello officers. She gave them a piece of metal to use to pry open the shed in the back garden because they couldn't get it open. So she was like offering them like, sure, look in there.


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[Assistant] Exactly, so she's like, sure, well when they did this, the smell was unbelievable.


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[Assistant] And this isn't even what you're thinking. This is, so they're smelling decomposition immediately.


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[Assistant] And there, they found in the shed, the bodies of Beryl and baby Geraldine.


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[Assistant] Uh, so, you know, back to this terrible tale. Let's go back to this terrible, terrible thing. So, when they found Beryl, she was wrapped in a tablecloth. She was bound, the tablecloth was bound with cording and she was initially hidden under the sink.


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[Assistant] I know, I'm sorry for that. They didn't know it yet, but on November 8th, 1948, John Christie had knocked Beryl out using his famous gas and he had raped her and strangled her at the same time, which would become his M.O. and she had died during this process.


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[Assistant] Uhm, but police were honing in on Timothy at this point. For obvious reasons, he's the spouse, he had already lied, it doesn't-


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[Assistant] And it gets more heartbreaking with the Timothy story. It really does. Uh, and he had changed his story a few times at this point, so they were really honing in on him because they were like,


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[Assistant] No. Now after the first story he told, he said he killed, so this is, after that first story he told, he then went back and said he killed Beryl because of financial issues.


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[Assistant] This confession happened, but what we don't know is what led to this confession. We don't know how he got here.


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[Assistant] Cause he went from, I did it, it was an accident, I gave her these abortion pills and they killed her, I hid her in the sewer drain and they were like, no you didn't.


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[Assistant] And then he went and said, you know what, John Christie did it. He admitted it to me. Then when they found the bodies, suddenly it turned into, I killed her because of financial reasons.


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[Assistant] No, we don't know what led to this confession. A lot of people have a lot of feelings. What might've led to this confession? Remember he had an IQ of 70 and he had told the police John Christie was the one who did it. Why now is he suddenly claiming responsibility? Coerced? Maybe. Sure. Possibly.


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[Assistant] Now, there's also a lot of police misconduct that we find out later in this case that might make you think about it a little more. Shocking.


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[Assistant] Now, Christie was questioned and he denied everything.


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[Assistant] Which is wild to me, cause I'm like, uhm, it's in the shed, but okay.


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[Assistant] Now this was, I will say, this garden area was a communal area, so I think it was, it allowed them to be like, well maybe this is...


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[Assistant] Now, he also made Ethel lie for him.


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[Assistant] But she told police she, and she also told police, she was like, I went into that laundry shed every day, multiple times a day, but somehow I, I never smelled anything, which they were like, I don't know about that.


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[Assistant] It's just like a little shed. Like a little garden shed.


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[Assistant] It just doesn't make sense that Ethel would have been in and out of that garden shed.


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[Assistant] Well, and I wonder, that's the thing. I wonder if she was lying for him because she was like, well, if he did this to them, he could do it to me. And I, and it's not like at this time.


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[Assistant] So I think she was really trying to save herself here, which I, you know, it's a hard decision to have to make. Now, the police believed this. They were like, okay, sure. Yeah, you didn't smell it.


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[Assistant] So Timothy was charged with murder only for barrel at the time.


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[Assistant] Uhm, because that was the only one who he had confessed to had killed. So initially,


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[Assistant] What are we doing? But trials at Old Bailey could take like hours, like literally it's a very different kind of situation there. Um, but yeah, so as soon as the charges went through, he suddenly recanted the entire thing. His confession that he gave that he killed her for financial reasons, he recanted it as soon as those charges went through.


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[Assistant] But no, he recanted it and he said it was a coerced confession that it wasn't given, you know, in by any wholesome means. And he said, no, John Christie did it. He admitted that was, that's the story that really happened.


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[Assistant] No one believed him. So the trial continued and he went to trial January 11th, 1950 and they changed it and they only put him on trial for the murder of Geraldine now.


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[Assistant] But they said the baby's murder was so specifically horrendous cause it's a baby that they wanted to put him behind bars for it. They were like, this is the one we want to put him away for.


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[Assistant] Who cares about Beryl, right? Like let's, let's only worry about this. If he had confessed to murdering Beryl, then they believe that he had definitely killed Geraldine as well. It's not like somebody else killed Geraldine and he happened to kill Beryl.


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[Assistant] So they also were worried that if they only went after him for Barrel, it could be argued that these two fought a lot and maybe she had provoked him into killing her. This is an actual thought process.


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[Assistant] It's wild, like the thought process back then.


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[Assistant] Now, Christie was a star witness for the prosecution. John Christie, the man that Timothy had said actually murdered, barrel. Like, what?


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[Assistant] They literally had the man who Timothy had said multiple times was the real killer as the fucking star witness. They had him narrate the entire thing.


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[Assistant] Now on the stand under oath, she testified she never went into that laundry shed. Not even once.


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[Assistant] Not even once. This was never brought up.


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[Assistant] So this happened? She was like, no, I never went in there.


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[Assistant] The fact that on record, she said she went in there a million times and never smelled it.


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[Assistant] It was never brought up that those are two very conflicting statements.


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[Assistant] It's just she, I think it's, she was abused. I think she was scared when she gave that initial statement. And then she probably realized I'm sitting under oath. I have to be truthful.


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[Assistant] So Timothy was represented by Freeboro, Slack, and Company. That was the name of the law firm.


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[Assistant] How Slack did on this whole thing. Slack was very right. They didn't look into John Christie at all.


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[Assistant] Didn't look at his background, didn't look at anything. They just assumed Timothy was guilty, his own representation, and they just like went about it like he was. They were like, let's just like go through the motions. This guy's guilty, I don't know what to tell you.


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[Assistant] Now apparently another witness that was brought onto the stand was a carpenter, or like, uhm, a contractor that did work at the flats that were built in place. Uhm, he was the one who had actually pulled certain, he had pulled like wood out of the floor and like replaced it.


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[Assistant] He had pulled that wood up. So they brought him on the stand to talk about like the kind of wood when he was there. You know, we need dates. We just want to know when this wood was pulled up so we can tell whether she was there at this certain time or not.


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[Assistant] He couldn't get dates right and just went with whatever the police told him to say on the sand. He was like, oh, that date matches? Okay, sure. That one. Then he said he had not taken the wood out of the floors on the 11th.


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[Assistant] But literally receipts showed that he had not done it until after the 14th, which was long after the murders. So that means John went into that shed after the murders before the bodies were found.


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[Assistant] It all just pointed to John still, even when they were trying to fuck it up.


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[Assistant] Weirdly, that one piece of evidence, the timesheet that showed this work and when it was done, was lost from evidence.


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[Assistant] It's so weird when, when very vital and like,


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's very weird. Now John Christie's appearance on the stand just charmed the jury. He charmed the pants off of them. He was a great actor up there. The judge literally presented this to the jury when he was like, okay, now go deliberate. He presented it like Timothy was guilty before they were even sent to, he was like, go deliberate this guilty man.


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[Assistant] This man, this murderous man, go tell us whether he's guilty or not.


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[Assistant] Now they only took 40 minutes to deliberate. Um, Timothy Evans was found guilty and he maintained his innocence to the very end. He appealed, but he lost. He was hanged on March 9th, 1950.


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[Assistant] Yeah. We'll get back to that because his family did get some kind of like a little bit of justice for him, I would say. Okay.


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[Assistant] So December 6th, 1952, John resigned from the radio factory. December 14th, 1952, Essel disappeared.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Now neighbors began complaining about strong bad odors coming from the property. So he started using really strong cleaning fluids and just being like, yeah, I don't know.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so everybody was like, all you would smell is like decomp and bleach, like coming from that house, but nobody- No red flag there. Yeah, none.


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[Assistant] It seemed like for most of his like youth life, he wasn't a bad guy or he wasn't showing it at least. It really all of a sudden just like happened. He just went wild. So,


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[Assistant] Yeah, like people loved Ethel, so people were asking where she was and John would just tell people that she either moved, he would tell varying stories, she either moved back home.


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[Assistant] Or she was visiting relatives, which she did often, so that was an easy one for him to say, cause that's why he was able to get women back to his home, cause she was gone a lot, visiting relatives. So he told relatives of hers, cause he couldn't tell them that she was visiting relatives, he told them that she was very sick.


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[Assistant] This was Rita Nelson, who was a 25 year old from Ireland. She was blonde, she was gorgeous, she was very sweet, she was an artist, she just seemed like a cool lady. She was pregnant and the father had left.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm sorry. I know she was heavy. I know it is. I told you, I told you this is a very heavy one. I told you this.


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[Assistant] I mean, I don't know how to accurately convey the heavy, the heavy level of it.


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[Assistant] But she was depressed and she was wanting to terminate the pregnancy because she couldn't care for this child by herself, but she didn't know what to do.


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[Assistant] Now January 19th, 1953, she had come to London to visit her sister and they were out at a pub. They're talking about, you know, like what's going on in her life when she met John Christie.


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[Assistant] He was sitting at the bar and he heard her talking about her pregnancy and the issues surrounding it. And he told her he could help her terminate the pregnancy safely.


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[Assistant] So he brought her back to his home, the gas knocked her out, and he raped her while strangling her to death with a cord.


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[Assistant] Now, he left her dead body on the floor with the cords still around her neck and went to bed.


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[Assistant] Like went to bed. When he woke up in the morning, he figured he couldn't use the garden anymore because people were probably going to wonder why he kept digging holes in the garden. And the floorboards were taken up by Ethel because he had put Ethel in the floorboards. So he hid her body behind a cupboard in the kitchen where there was a pantry.


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[Assistant] He had put a cloth around her head and tied the cord around it and placed her upside down in a pantry behind a cupboard.


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[Assistant] February 1953, he meets Kathleen Maloney. She's 26 years old, she's a mother of five.


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[Assistant] Uh, they knew each other because she was a sex worker and he had actually been involved with a friend of hers at one point. She had been around him several times and she had not been harmed.


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[Assistant] So she was probably trusting him, at least slightly. She had seen him around her friend. She wasn't worried. Her friend wasn't worried. He met her in a Notting Hill pub and told her he had a flat to rent and she was looking for somewhere to rent. So he was like, Oh, do you want to come see it? She was psyched.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he truly is. And the next morning she was hidden in the pantry behind the cupboard with a pillowcase around her head. Apparently, according to the book, he had also thrown dirt and ash on her, which he hadn't done to any of the other ones. We're not sure what the symbolism was there or why he did that.


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[Assistant] But he was not done. So his next-


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[Assistant] They, some of them are, a lot of them are, and then some of them were kind of like distance from their family because they were, you know, they were doing sex work and especially at that time, it was something that I'm sure a lot of family members were pulling away from them because of.


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[Assistant] He prayed on people who he knew he wouldn't have a lot of trouble hiding them.


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[Assistant] No, no, the next victim was 26 year old Hectorina McLennan. She was homeless. So see, we're see, like this is what he's preying on people who are in like bad states here.


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[Assistant] She and her boyfriend Alex were desperate just for somewhere to stay or even just even for a night. And John prayed on this.


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[Assistant] They'd run into John at a pub and it took a few times of like seeing him at a pub, talking to him. Finally he asked, you know, do you want to stay with me while you're looking for a place? And they were so thankful and they agreed.


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[Assistant] Yeah, like, well, that's the thing. So, but they get there and they were like, what the fuck?


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[Assistant] Now, you would think, okay, good, they got out of there.


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[Assistant] Well, March 6th, 1953, he ran into Hectorina again and he offered her money for sex. She was desperate. She went back to his home.


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[Assistant] He offered her a drink trying to loosen her up and while she was drinking it, he put the gas tube near her because he was just going to try to do it like sneakily.


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[Assistant] But she noticed and she freaked out. So she ran out of the kitchen and he chased her. When he caught her, he choked her into unconsciousness with his hands and then he gassed her all the way about.


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[Assistant] Uh, he, he ended up killing her through this process. He put her into the pantry behind the cupboard with Rita and Kathleen. He left her sitting up with her back facing the door in there.


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[Assistant] Now he tried to kill another woman through the same methods named Margaret Forrest because he told her he could cure her horrible migraines.


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[Assistant] Which is terrifying. She didn't show up though when he told her to. He had met her out and he was like, meet me at my house. Here's the address. Meet me at this time. I have something that's going to cure it. She didn't show up.


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[Assistant] And apparently it happened twice that he got back in contact with her and she was like, sorry, I just like something came up and he was like, cool, that's fine. Come back this day. She didn't show up that day either. Saved her life. So she got up.


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[Assistant] Absolutely. That's why it's so scary when you hear the methods he was using, you're like, all right, I get, I get it. I get why people were like, all right, I'll give it a try. Especially at this time. It's like things are just different.


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[Assistant] Now, the smell of decomposition in his home was becoming overwhelming. Even for him.


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[Assistant] So he moved out of that flat on March 20th, 1953. He did not take any of these bodies with him. He just left the flat.


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[Assistant] Like so he just scammed them and then the landlord found out and was like, why are you guys living here? Like I didn't have you come here. I'm not taking your rent. And he made them move out within 24 hours. So he scammed these people into coming in, took their money and then had them kicked out of the house within 24 hours.


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[Assistant] Now the upstairs neighbor that moved in after Timothy and Beryl moved out, um, he was a man named Beresford Brown and he was allowed by the landlord to use some of John's rooms because it was now an empty flat at this point. They hadn't rented anybody.


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[Assistant] And he, I think some work was being done to the flat upstairs. So they said, you know, while that's being done, you can use some of those things down there, like the kitchen, you know, whatever. Uhm, and one day he was trying to hang something.


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[Assistant] And he said he heard a hollow noise when he walked, when he knocked on the wall. And he's like, this is weird. So when he investigates, he's like pulling back the, like the wallpaper, he's like making a hole in the wall. And he said, I suddenly found this like pantry or crawl space.


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[Assistant] Now he called police right away, and they were like, well fuck.


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[Assistant] Because remember, he had been really involved in the Barrel and Geraldine Evans trial and murders.


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[Assistant] What happened here? So they searched the place and they find Essel in the floorboards, all the bodies in the pantry slash crawl space and two more bodies.


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[Assistant] Well then they find two bodies in the gardens out back, because remember those were the first victims. I believe at this point, three, four, five, we're at six.


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[Assistant] We're at six victims that they found and then we have eight altogether with Beryl and Geraldine.


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[Assistant] Now, they walked, so, this is wild, so they find the two more bodies in the gardens out back. Wanna know what tipped them off about the bodies in the gardens? Because why would they think to just look in the garden?


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[Assistant] They walked outside and they noticed a femur leaning against the fence.


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[Assistant] It was being used to hold up a rickety part of the fence. I shit you not. You just used a human femur.


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[Assistant] They found a tobacco tin full of hair in his house. It was determined to be pubic hair.


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[Assistant] And it was from four different women, none of which were in the pantry or crawl space. So who the fuck does this belong to?


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[Assistant] Now the coroner determined the women in the crawlspace had all been victims of carbon monoxide poisoning and had been raped. They all had the pink skin, which was a telltale sign of the CO2 poisoning.


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[Assistant] And another horrific fact about this discovery was that he had placed cloths between all of their legs after they had died.


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[Assistant] Now this was because death causes incontinence. And since he was raping these women as they died, it would have been a problem.


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[Assistant] He was a necrophiliac even though he vehemently hated anyone referring to him as that. He would say, no, I am not.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Now Scotland Yard's biggest manhunt to date began now because now.


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[Assistant] John Christie is nowhere to be found after they searched this place. John was on the run and hiding. He was watching the coverage about the murders.


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[Assistant] Then 10 days after the manhunt began on March 31st, 1953, he was wandering around the River Thames and a police officer noticed him and asked for ID.


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[Assistant] Because he had made a great effort to change his clothing that they were saying he was wearing that he like tried to disguise himself basically. So he gave a fake name, but the police had been told that the real identifier of John Christie was a massive forehead.


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[Assistant] Now newspapers at the time, I was looking through newspapers.com because you guys know that's like my favorite thing to do. Uh, and I could have gone for like days more on this thing because there's so many insane articles about this. Uh, one of the newspapers called him Mr. Murder.


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[Assistant] He was also referred to as the sex-mad sadist of Notting Hill. Another paper also referred to him as an amateur photographer specializing in nudes.


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[Assistant] I looked into this, I could not find anything else about this, so I was like, newspaper, are you okay?


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[Assistant] Either way, when they brought John in, he denied everything, of course, until they were like, so we found the bodies in your flat.


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[Assistant] Um, and then he was like, okay, so maybe I did that, but, and he made statements about four of the murders, but he had excuses. He was like, listen, they were justified. He also, well, at this point, he also didn't realize they had found the two bodies in the garden either. So he thought he got away with those. Uh, so he said-


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[Assistant] So he said he strangled Ethel with a stalking while in bed because he said she woke up in the middle of the night and she was convulsing and choking out of nowhere in the middle of the night. And he said he couldn't get help.


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[Assistant] So he just had to like finish the job quick? He figured he would just kill her. Mercy, I guess. And he said, he then tried to claim that Ethel had attempted suicide and he thinks that she had choked, you know, he said he had tried, uh, she had tried to do it again and had choked on the pills by accident because he found his sleeping pills were empty the next morning.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and he had no proof to do, like, to show them of this, but like, his word, you know, important. He then admitted that he left her dead body in the bed for days before moving it to the floorboards.


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[Assistant] Which I don't know if he thinks that's going to help him here by being like, well, yeah, I left it in the bed for a few days. Now Rita, he claimed, tried to extort him for money because now he's just going to blame the women. Uh, and they go, he said, we got into a physical altercation in the kitchen where she accidentally fell on some rope and died. Yep. So you really thought that?


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[Assistant] Yep. And he said, and you know what, like he gave an excuse that's never used. This is a very uncommon excuse to use. He said he blacked out and doesn't remember it.


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[Assistant] Oh yea, and he had excuses for everyone and it was always their fault and not his. And a lot of blackouts happened. He was just blacking out everywhere. And in fact, he said Hectorina refused to leave his flat when he asked her and her boyfriend to and they got into a physical fight and she just passed out randomly.


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[Assistant] Couldn't tell you why. She just passed out randomly and as she passed out, her clothing came undone.


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[Assistant] This is literally what he said. It's insulting. Like literally the police were like, I'm actually insulted by you right now.


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[Assistant] He claimed that Ruth, his first victim, was over the house when Ethel was away and news came that Ethel was coming home early.


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[Assistant] So he's playing it like Ruth and him were having an affair and that Ethel was coming home early. So John was like, you gotta go. And she lost it and told him she loved him and she wanted him to leave his wife for her. But he said no.


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[Assistant] Right? And he said, I told her no and they had sex and he strangled her during it. And he claimed with Muriel, she had come to him and refused to, she had come on to him, excuse me, and had refused to take no for an answer. So he killed her too. He was like, these women just,


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[Assistant] Okay, let's talk about those I guess. So.


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[Assistant] They were like, okay, yeah, you did this, you're the worst. So he was placed into Brixton prison while awaiting trial and he bragged about the murders he committed in there.


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[Assistant] He told inmates he was looking to have 12 murders under his belt and he bragged about being the worst serial killer at the time. And it was during these confessions to other inmates that he admitted how he had gassed them all. That's how they found out what he had done because he couldn't help himself in prison.


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[Assistant] And Ian, he was saying, I got to, I got to eight and he's like, ah, I just wanted to get to 12. Like what?


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[Assistant] Woof. So he was very adamant about not being labeled a necrophiliac. So like we said, so he told everyone he only had sex with the women as they were dying and not after they were already dead. And they were like, that is a necrophiliac, my friend.


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[Assistant] He said Beryl had asked him to help her kill herself because she was so upset about being pregnant.


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[Assistant] So he said he did just that, he said he did that the next day. He helped her kill herself.


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[Assistant] Now of course the crown was trying to hide this confession because they fucked up if that's true.


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[Assistant] There was one jar, but there was at least four women's hair.


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[Assistant] Only, only Ethel I think was one of them. So three sets of hair, you have no idea who they belong to.


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[Assistant] No, which is like, maybe you got to 10, maybe you got to 11, and he's just like, damn it, I wanted to get to 12.


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[Assistant] He's coming back. He's coming back. They spoke to neighbors during all of this to kind of get information about what kind of man he was and why were they colorful? They all said he was a nice guy, but they said he was strange.


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[Assistant] Um, one neighbor said, this is like my favorite one. She said, quote, he wore nice light yellow gloves and used to tip his hat. Broadmoor and hangings is too good for him. Broadmoor was like, um, a mental health facility.


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[Assistant] Broadmoor and hanging is too good for him. The old electric chair from America is what he deserves. That would send him off with a few sparks.


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[Assistant] She got, she got very like literary with it. It was insane. Now before the trial could be set, he had to be determined fit to stand trial.


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[Assistant] Exactly. Their defense referred to him as matter than a march hair. That's what they were going with.


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[Assistant] Uh, but the prosecution ordered a psychiatric evaluation to counter this because they believed he was not insane and they knew that this was going to prove that.


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[Assistant] Now after all, he had tried very hard to cover up the crimes, he hid evidence that pointed to him, and he had run from the law when he was caught.


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[Assistant] All the psychiatrists that tested John Christie were repulsed by him as a human being. After they talked to him, they were like, he's disgusting and I hate him. Literally a couple of them said he made them nauseous to talk to.


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[Assistant] And they couldn't find even one thing to like about him. They were like, I don't know what he does to get these people into his house. Like that's a different person because we did not see it today.


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[Assistant] Now this is when people really thought the whole mustard gas hysterical mutinous thing was bullshit and just for attention because some psychiatrists got the whisper voice all of a sudden. He resorted back to it and then some got a very normal, very level speaking voice depending on who he was trying to get attention from.


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[Assistant] Things he didn't want to talk about, suddenly he would whisper, and you could barely hear him.


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[Assistant] You can't really fake that. Like psychiatrists always know when you're faking it, they all knew, they all determined he was 100% sane. Not one bit of insanity in there.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Now old Bailey trial was June 22nd, 1953. He was going to be tried for murdering Ethel. That was what they were going with. Cause again, it was weird. They just would pick one thing and like really go for it. There was very good evidence for this particular murder. So they just went with that one.


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[Assistant] Well, and apparently, which is like very different too, they were able to kind of bring these other victims into it. They could like hold them off to the side and if they needed to, they could bring those in. So it was one of those like, we got them, we'll use them. They ended up asking about them actually in the trial, so they did bring them in.


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[Assistant] Because they thought it would also help and it was actually his side that brought them in because they thought it would help the insanity defense by being like, look, he's definitely insane.


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[Assistant] Now he pled not guilty by reason of insanity. Obviously only a four day trial happened. And when the verdict was returned, it was only after deliberating for an hour and 20 minutes.


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[Assistant] They sentenced him, or excuse me, that he was found guilty and they sentenced him to death by hanging.


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[Assistant] Right, his long fingers gripped the oaken rail, his knuckles turned white, his jaw tightened, like the judge wearing the little black square cap of death over his wig.


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[Assistant] And they said they could notice that he visibly, uh, like got like cringed when he saw that black cap, which apparently, which I had no idea. I was like wow, the theater that like they would put this cap on when they were going to sentence you to death. So you would see that and be like, Oh shit, like that is it.


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[Assistant] Now he was hanged within two weeks of this, like very quick at Pentonville prison on July 15th, 1953.


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[Assistant] Now apparently he had told, so when uhm, when John went to the gallows, he was like anxious and he told Albert, the executioner, that he had an itch on his nose that he couldn't scratch because he was bound. His hands were bound.


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[Assistant] Because an investigation into Timothy Evans' guilt before John Christie was hanged was already in motion.


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[Assistant] It only took 11 days for them to go through this investigation and they barely looked into it. It was a very rushed investigation that they basically did just to shut everybody up and he was found still guilty.


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[Assistant] But then two years later, another investigation was suggested after evidence came forward to suggest the first investigation was botched and evidence against John Christie was blatantly ignored because they didn't want to bring to light the methods used to get the confession from Timothy. They were worried that was what was going to come up.


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[Assistant] Now the inquiry, there was another inquiry in 1965, and it concluded that Timothy


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[Assistant] So basically this one, when I say you got justice, it's not full. They concluded that Timothy strangled Beryl.


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[Assistant] But not Geraldine and that John Christie murdered the little baby Geraldine.


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[Assistant] Again, John Christie admitted to murdering Barrel several times. So I don't understand what we're doing here, but he was pardoned posthumously October 18th, 1966.


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[Assistant] Now a look into the police investigation was interesting. Like I said, like you're going to see it and be like, I don't know about that. They discovered that the police destroyed evidence in the Beryl and Geraldine case, destroyed it.


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[Assistant] Uh, they destroyed the necktie found around Geraldine's neck and they had no reason for this. There was no reason to destroy it.


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[Assistant] Also a lot of the interviews and reports from the case were terribly written and seemed like fucked with basically. Then there was the fact that they went to John Christie's home to search a couple of times and somehow missed a human femoral bone leaning up against a fence in the garden.


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[Assistant] How did they miss that? This inquiry was led by High Court Judge Sir Daniel Braben, and after reading through all of this, he didn't find anything wrong with it. Didn't think they needed to look into it.


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[Assistant] You're not gonna look at that and be like, well that's just a bone. You're gonna be like, that's a human femoral bone. Like, it's very easy to fucking point out.


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[Assistant] Exactly. And it was him like further shaming them and further like just messing with their legacy on earth. Like he was just like, I can use your bones to hold up my fucking fence. Like he was so gross.


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[Assistant] And a lot of people do believe that they're more than the stated victims because of the whole like hair thing.


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[Assistant] Exactly, and there was, there was a few large gaps between killings too, at times.


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[Assistant] Like at one point there was like 12 months between, at another point there was like years between.


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[Assistant] It happens. We have BTK to look at for that happening. Like we have like 30 year gap in that one.


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[Assistant] Yeah, in the BTK case is used a lot of times to be like, see, like they don't always like have this cooling off period that like is that, you know, when it happens, it can be long.


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[Assistant] But I feel like he's the exception to the rule more than the rule. So like we can't really point to that to be like, yeah, that happens. Like sure it does, but like very rarely. And this guy seemed to be like,


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[Assistant] I would be very interested to see if more came out of it, but so far nobody else has been tied.


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[Assistant] The horrific serial killer who got another guy hanged for some of his crimes.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I feel like it's like you gotta be broken in, like, in a big way. You can't.


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[Assistant] And I'm gonna watch The Office. We can watch The Office to get ourselves right again.


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[Assistant] It'll be fine. We don't need sleep tonight. It's cool. Our youngest usually doesn't let us sleep anyways, so we're used to it.


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[Assistant] I don't look to my right on the couch. But I appreciate you. Forever and always. I'm here for you. You are.


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[Assistant] You will, don't worry. But this was a fun little detour.


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[Assistant] You do, and I appreciate you, but guys, I hope you keep listening and I hope you


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[Assistant] See that line, not the outer line, the inner line, it's gotta stay within that, and that back line, it can't go over that back line.


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[Assistant] Oh shit! That was in! Holy shit, that was in! That was incredible. Give me another ball.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I guess, but it's like, you know, it's pronounced the same. It's true. What's your last name?


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[Assistant] Honestly, we- It's just something else, man. This is not working.


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[Assistant] You fucking said, let's go hiking. I go, I don't fucking walk.


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[Assistant] You had two options, fucking hiking or tennis. Oh, no, you said something else. Yeah, I did. What was it?


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[Assistant] Okay? Because when the ball comes to you, you close your fucking eyes! Who does that?


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[Assistant] Name me four tennis players. In the history of tennis.


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[Assistant] I wasn't even close, it's like the ball went through the racket like she has a ghost racket or something, that was insane.


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[Assistant] I'm successful, I own my house. You do? Yea, you rent? Of course. You do?


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[Assistant] Okay. I live in LA. What else? I bought my own house. What else?


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[Assistant] I forgot you were younger. They remade A Crying Kid and Jayden Smith and Jackie Chan was- Jackie Chan played Mr. Miyagi.


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[Assistant] At first I thought, but we weren't. Thank you. So I apologize.


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[Assistant] In my fucking life. Yes, I've dated girls in my life.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so that's how you're getting your fans through your comedy. So you're more famous in your face.


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[Assistant] Because I have, uhm, I have learning disabilities, I think.


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[Assistant] I know, but let me see, can I ask you, I'm gonna say something, okay? Yeaah. That, uhm,


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[Assistant] You know, all my life I struggled with drugs and alcohol. And it affected my school, you know? And I think if I had to do it over again, I'm sober now. I'd be able to go to maybe...


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[Assistant] You know, like a UC school maybe, I don't know. Did you go to college?


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[Assistant] Just one time, can you please one time get it between these two lines? Just one fucking time, please.


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[Assistant] She goes, I'm going to be over at your house at 4.30. This is months ago. 20 minutes before, she's like, mmm, I'm not coming now.


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[Assistant] Listen, we're two different generations. You don't know who Pat Marie does, I don't know who Tiger Woods is.


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[Assistant] You have to serve. You want to serve? So give me the ball.


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[Assistant] And then I do this, like this. And then it's supposed to go there. God damn it. It's supposed to go there, but... But you know, that's how you do it, right?


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[Assistant] Ready? Okay. Over there. Go over there. I can't even fucking get over the fucking thing, man.


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[Assistant] No, it does the opposite effect with me because I have ADHD. So I get like really zoned out and mellow. I can actually sleep with that when I'm unriddling.


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[Assistant] Oh, I have these weird, not weird, okay, sorry.


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[Assistant] I have these, uhm, as you get older, things fall apart.


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[Assistant] You know what I mean? And it looks weird and I'm single and I'm dating. So I cover them up with nail polish.


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[Assistant] Yeah, because this one I slammed in a door 20 years ago, and then it just keeps falling off.


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[Assistant] Oh. You're very successful. Yeah, you're killing it. You know what, I'll tell you this. In the podcast community, we talk about you.


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[Assistant] I think I, uh, I think somebody exploded.


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[Assistant] I'm a big music guy, so I've, you know, in terms of the Beatles, I probably like...


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[Assistant] I think White Album, Abbey Road, Revolver, Rubber Soul.


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[Assistant] Uhm, Sgt. Pepper's, they're all my great albums. You should get into them.


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[Assistant] And then I go into, uhm, I like Rolling Stones, I like the, uhm, Exile on Main Street, Let It Bleed, you know. And then I also like, uhm, Bob Dylan a lot, yeaah.


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[Assistant] Say, that's not you, I'm not accusing your skill set.


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[Assistant] I just don't have, I was being honest and I don't have the slightest idea what the fuck to do right now. You know, I, I do, you know, I do, I think you're very talented.


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[Assistant] You know, here's the thing that you did. You did it. You know what I'm saying?


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[Assistant] You're nice. Not in a sexual, I didn't say that in a sexual way.


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[Assistant] You like your little blue veins, I like seeing it. You know what that means?


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[Assistant] I know. I don't know what the song was. What did you think it is?


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[Assistant] What about this one? What about this one? I can't walk into something something at the same time. What is it? Beef?


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[Assistant] I can't walk and chew beef at the same time, thinking it was beef.


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[Assistant] You know what I'm gonna call it? Chachi. Is that better?


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[Assistant] Yeaah. So Chachi, uhm, you know who Chachi is?


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[Assistant] Because I have a friend named Charlie Finn. And all my life I used to call him Tiger Belly.


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[Assistant] Just as a nickname. Whenever I would call Charlie that, uhm, we would laugh. We just don't know what that was a funny name.


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[Assistant] And so I just named my first podcast, Charlotte Haggarville, and I have another one called, Bad Friends, with my friend, Andrew Santino.


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[Assistant] No, we're actually very good friends. We're very, uhm, we love each other so much.


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[Assistant] We struggled finding a name for it and then somebody did a theme song for our podcast.


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[Assistant] And uhm, focus on your breathing. You're not closing your eyes. You're not, okay. So focus on your breathing. Breathe in. You breathe out.


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[Assistant] Wait, wasn't that how I wanted to be it? What are you looking at?


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[Assistant] Okay. Okay, okay, okay. That's rude.


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[Assistant] You know, I love her but I don't, you know what I mean? Like, I love you but I don't, you know?


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[Assistant] But anyway, when I was 23 years old, I was so desperate. I was working two jobs. I had no money. I was desperate. And I was kind of scared, quite frankly. Because, you know, I didn't have an education, and so I was walking by a comedy club.


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[Assistant] When you ask a fucking question, and I'm fucking answering it, you don't fucking yawn. It's rude.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's when I was 23 years old. I was walking by a comedy club. It was a comedy store in San Diego.


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[Assistant] And uhm, they had a help wanted sign. And I knocked on the door during the day.


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[Assistant] You just help behind the bar washing dishes and getting drinks for the bartenders and stuff.


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[Assistant] I don't remember, like one of the jokes I said, uhm,


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[Assistant] I'm so lonely. When I masturbate, I grab my own ass.


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[Assistant] And then I go, and then I go, do me, and I grab my own, I turn around to the audience, and I grab my own, and I go, do me, do me, do me, like this.


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[Assistant] So I go, uhm, my mom was a Jehovah Witness. She just joined the Jehovah Witness, you know?


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[Assistant] Like in high school, she, when I was in high school, she joined Joan. Okay. So in high school she would join, and then she used to knock on my bedroom door. And I'd go, what do you want mom? And she would go, I'm just practicing.


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[Assistant] Right? Well this is what I say on stage. And none of the audience goes, why? So you gotta pretend you're the fucking audience.


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[Assistant] Okay. So another joke where I go, uhm,


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[Assistant] You know, we didn't even have a Christmas tree. One time I asked my dad for a Christmas tree and he goes, look outside.


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[Assistant] He didn't even know like the Christmas songs because he didn't bother to learn them so we'd make them up.


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[Assistant] Cause I tell you this right now man, I've given you three fucking jokes, no response.


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[Assistant] You know what I mean? I was bullied, spit in my face. Go get in the hall! They used to say that.


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[Assistant] I do. I go to EMDR. I had a lot of trauma. I'm dealing with it, you know?


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[Assistant] You know? Like, you should call Guinness and go, like, how many vans, you know?


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[Assistant] I fucking go, wow, I think she's talented, I like what she's doing in podcasting, right? And people say that you're fucking cute as well. And funny. So what I'm saying is, I just said cute and funny, so go fuck yourself. Okay? I came here into the fucking Beverly Hills to come, you know?


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[Assistant] God gave me this body, God gave me this face, and I'm doing the best I can with it.


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[Assistant] You don't think that, you don't, listen, you never think in your mind of those negative thoughts. They're not true.


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[Assistant] You go, you can't stay up here forever. Okay. There's dips. You go back up, down, up and down. That's life.


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[Assistant] You're disgusting. I know! Ready?


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[Assistant] Did you see that? What does that mean? That's why you... She has no...


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[Assistant] My turn? Yeaah. That close though? You did close. Can I have one shot like that?


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[Assistant] Can we talk about uhm, I'm not gonna hurt you, just, can I just get closer?


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[Assistant] It depends on what the day was like, sometimes I talk about the day, some of my thoughts on global events, uhm, my life stories.


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[Assistant] Yeah, put it back on. Can I smell your armpit?


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[Assistant] You know what, bud? This is all the re- Okay. You know what? This is all-


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[Assistant] But, the moment is all we have. Nothing else is real. The future, what happened yesterday. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Right now, you and I are standing here.


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[Assistant] At Paul McCartney's house. Paul McCartney's house. Two creative people, you know.


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[Assistant] And I did a show and he and his girlfriend.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. And then we bonded in New York about our shit problems.


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[Assistant] No, no, you, please, come on, I wanna get to know you.


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[Assistant] Alright, you know what's strange? So a couple of weeks ago we had a- I had a porn- a- a adult movie actress.


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[Assistant] Do my podcast, and she goes, uhm, let me see your butthole.


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[Assistant] And so I go, well how? And she goes, we'll take a photo of it. So Kalyla, my ex-girlfriend, took a photo of my butthole and we zoomed in. Listen to me!


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[Assistant] And I'll tell ya, muy muy bueno. That's what everyone said. Muy muy bueno. It was almost as if I didn't even have a hole at all. That's how tight that shit was, dawg. What's up?


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[Assistant] No? She's saying to leave. Well, it was good to, good to do work with you.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you don't know how to fucking play tennis. It was a waste of fucking time.


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[Assistant] I'll be honest with you, it's so funny because in a different world, dude, you and I could have been like real good friends.


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[Assistant] You know, alternative universe. Like you know, in the Avengers.


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[Assistant] I think that we were, uhm, you were my undeveloped Siamese twin.


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[Assistant] I'ma take a light on you, cuz usually I'll just keep smokin', but...


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[Assistant] You're not exposed to all of that, so I want this to go well.


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[Assistant] It's just, well you gotta, you gotta have really good credit. Well not credit, but like, you know, they gotta know that you're good for 45 million dollars. That's the first thing.


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[Assistant] Welcome to your oven. This is what my house looks like.


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[Assistant] There you go sis, smells good right?


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[Assistant] Oh, you know what it is? It's probably because it's one reflective thing, right? So if you have a mirror...


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[Assistant] I think if you just allow yourself to like, breathe fully,


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[Assistant] Cause I didn't really even see like your chest expand or like your, you really like, you know, inhale life.


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[Assistant] So, I was like, I need to do something to help my dad.


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[Assistant] I was like 16. I wanted to find a way to help my dad. And I was like, well, I think I'm good doing music.


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[Assistant] So I think that's the way I'm gonna get the money for him and help him from the bankruptcy is doing music. So I think if we go straight out for what I wanted, it was to help my dad. So yes, money involved on it. When you do something good, the money will come.


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[Assistant] No, I have it like eight months ago. You think Batman is related to being a kid?


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I also have Mickey Mouse, yeaah. Yeaah, but it's uh, it's kind of drunk.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, this is like a skull one. Yeaah. I just picture if like, if Mickey Mouse was there.


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[Assistant] I mean, I, I, no, what I'm saying is that I have a lot of time to work.


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[Assistant] It's fair. There's way too many better musicians. A lot!


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[Assistant] What about the, is it Jake Paul? I don't know. Who was the name of the other one that is like ball guy? Rogan?


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[Assistant] Mimic? Why you say? What's the word?


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[Assistant] Oh, you suffer from anemia. Anemic, right? It's anemia.


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[Assistant] So why are you saying that you don't remember what you bump with? Because you are, you have anemia.


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[Assistant] Who looks like a guy from One Direction? People say that I look like Liam Payne.


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[Assistant] So you don't, if you go to a place where you're supposed to dance and you don't dance, don't go.


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[Assistant] Ask her, really if your family has Latin roots. Hey, how are you?


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[Assistant] She's saying that she has a Latino side. Is it true? Yes. Where?


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[Assistant] Certified, from a Latino, that I'm telling you, you have your Latin side. You're part of the Latino gang. Say, I'm Latino gang.


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[Assistant] You say like, hey what's up, I wanna go out with you tonight, and I'm like, I'm busy, I'm taking to a club.


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[Assistant] With, uh, with a pink hair, like, I mean, like, this is a, looks different.


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[Assistant] Yes, I do love people. And actually I don't have bodyguards.


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[Assistant] What are they going to attack me for? I'm from Medellin, I'm from Medellin, Colombia. Okay.


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[Assistant] We got sadly used to that, uh, crime scene at that time.


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[Assistant] Because I'm a good person. I try to be a good person.


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[Assistant] Uh, kind of for a g-chuck. You're used to like, like, see guys with diamonds and things like that. I, I, I love them also, but I don't have.


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[Assistant] 73 against 38. Are we close to be?


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[Assistant] You look like my uncle. You wanna try the Colombian coffee?


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[Assistant] Latino gang! So I'm saying that you use short coffee with me, that makes part of the Latino gang, right? Right? Try it. You got the whole Latino culture here, you don't wanna go out games here.


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[Assistant] Aguardiente without, okay, so let's do this. You don't share my coffee, which is okay, but you drink Aguardiente.


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[Assistant] Wow, guys, what do you think about that? Is this disgusting?


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[Assistant] Look into my eyes. Let's have a competition like looking into your eyes. Let's have the competition. Okay, me and you. Right now. Look at me.


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[Assistant] I saw my wife, you know, doing the whole process, but she didn't do it until she was two.


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[Assistant] You remember the kid was like 16 and was still getting milk from...


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[Assistant] Because maybe all the guys are gonna, you know, my boy is gonna want to be in your show.


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[Assistant] Meanwhile, who's the latest, you know, who's the latest famous people you just talked to?


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[Assistant] Oh really? Now you're like the, you know, you're like the thing?


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[Assistant] Because your eyes are like that. And your emotions are like that. And you don't talk with, like, energy. Do I make you uncomfortable? No.


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[Assistant] If it wasn't comfortable I wouldn't be here. I have enough personality to deal with any type of people. Just like you.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but what, what does it mean? Like, what's the meaning of being smart?


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[Assistant] To me the definition of smart is the way you solve your problems.


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[Assistant] Dear doctors, if you're watching this beautiful podcast, tell me if I have a real deep problem with my jaw because I'm going like this.


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[Assistant] Because you've been posting that lately on your stories. Like, I'm an industry plan, I'm an industry plan. So like, it's like,


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[Assistant] Follow me on Instagram, Ajay Balmin. Go to my webpage, ajaybalmin.com


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[Assistant] I mean, it's the first time you have a Latino. It should be like more, you know, it should be more happy.


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[Assistant] Hi guys, welcome to the Really Good Podcast with your host, Bobby Althoff. The reason I'm recording this little intro is because the idiot who used to work for me, let's give a little background, he was my videographer, turned producer for three minutes and then he quit.


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[Assistant] But he's filming one last video and he's probably going to crop this out of it. We don't know. It might be in here. It might not.


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[Assistant] Uhm, anyway, he sucks. Truly sucks, but he has- he's on to bigger- we're friends still, right Morgan? Yes. Yes, I- I made him say that. But-


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[Assistant] Anyway, this week's episode is with Bobby Flay, and I'm just so excited.


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[Assistant] For this episode, even though I look so ugly, this is just like, I look hideous during this episode and I was really insecure about releasing it because I know the comments are going to be full of people saying, what the fuck happened to her face? Like why the fuck does she look like that? What's wrong with her lips? This girl needs to stop going to fucking get filler. Okay, let's be clear.


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[Assistant] It's not permanent. I got it all dissolved. I no longer have lips anymore. Literally there's nothing there now. Nothing there. Okay? And you're gonna make fun of me for that too, probably. Anyway, you guys.


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[Assistant] Be nice in the comments, or don't because I like a lot of comments. So you can say whatever, whatever you want. I am not sensitive.


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[Assistant] The letter that's my granny wrote me, you do. Do you remember how I ended it?


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[Assistant] I cherish the memories of a question my grandson asked me the other day when he said, Grandpa, were you a hero in the war?


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[Assistant] You can see the new commercial on Zoey's Instagram or YouTube channels.


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[Assistant] No, I was joking, that was a joke. I'm beginning a time comedy now. Oh, baby. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Uh, you are so dumb. You had a few, and uh, you were talking to yourself. Nork.


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[Assistant] So, I'm sure it was shady and now it's nice.


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[Assistant] And I guess the premise of that joke is that we thought that's what the song was.


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[Assistant] Did you hear the one where Blake wants a reader?


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[Assistant] Ritual, huh? Yeah, mmm, Hollywood. What's a Hollywood ritual?


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[Assistant] Uh, here comes white noise. Uh, do you got white noise? I got white noise for third period.


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[Assistant] Uh, white noises, yea, we're that. Whenever the like, the babbling brook or like the like raindrops, I don't fuck with that.


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[Assistant] Cause if we ever have on like a vacation, sleep with him in the same room and that's going on, dude, I'm not sleeping.


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[Assistant] Baiting the ritual. A slow pump fest. Yeah, I think shoday would work. But shoday and seal? Guys? Hello? Do you like money?


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[Assistant] Yeah, some people say Sade, but I believe it's Shade. Shade.


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[Assistant] I don't know. Sure, I guess. I'm not interested in that as much as I would love to seal, like seal. We're talking a duet. He seems like the male Sade. Yeah, that makes a lot of sense. Like them together?


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[Assistant] He looks, uh, is that Nigerian? Is that what's happening? Uh, it's definitely something.


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[Assistant] Some of these kids are goddamn cats these days are shitting in chat boxes in the bathrooms.


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[Assistant] Uh, as a white person looking down at my feet and sometimes thinking they look like, like little pink pig hoofs, it's one of my least favorite things about being white. Is that my feet look like the feet of a pig.


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[Assistant] This, what is the fungus? You can't put on some fucking arm and hammer?


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[Assistant] Just let me know when Chloe starts hiding mail that comes from you. Uh, what's this from a lawyer? It's nothing. It's nothing. Just...