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[Assistant] The ball does something else, it d- it just does something else.


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[Assistant] For whatever reason, the ball wants to do something different the fourth frame. Coincidence? I think not. Rigged ass game. No. No.


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[Assistant] That was my 500th restart. So this is what, number 501?


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[Assistant] Alright, this is the fourth frame. Welcome to the fourth frame!


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[Assistant] Why is the third frame now being the issue? We can't even get to the fourth!


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[Assistant] Why did you not fall? This isn't a fucking game. This is my goddamn profession. And that pin just wants to be a dipshit.


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[Assistant] What's the restart count? Okay, so a 634, a 703, 640 trillion.


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[Assistant] It's ca- I would think that upper 600s, well we know it's over 500, and we know, I would think in 600s, 700s,


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[Assistant] Would be eh, I see quite a few 703s. I think five hours, uh, five hours is the cutoff for tonight. Alright.


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[Assistant] We're done. We're done. We're done.


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[Assistant] But the, it's still something, right? Can you check on that? The couple? Oh, the couple. Okay, good. But uhm, word on the street is that Jared Kushner helped push Steve Bannon out. How many jobs does that kid have?


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[Assistant] I'm not sure, uh, I'm surprised by this. I'm not surprised at all, in fact, because there is known friction between these two, because whenever Kushner's not around, Bannon calls him a cuck.


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[Assistant] Uh, Coffee Joe, uh, reported that when, uh, Bannon threatened to leave, Bannon said, if my talents aren't needed here, I can take them somewhere else. Oh, there are so many places where Steve Bannon's talents would be welcomed, uh.


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[Assistant] No? You didn't call. Why?


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[Assistant] Uh, uh.


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[Assistant] Uh, uh.


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[Assistant] Okay, uh, uh, uh, uh,


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[Assistant] If it's because of me, don't move it. If it's because of your wife, move it.


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[Assistant] Kang Sungjae.


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[Assistant] Mom, that's why you went abroad. Se-won took you there?


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[Assistant] Huh?


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[Assistant] Kang Sungjae.


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[Assistant] So uhm, uh,


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[Assistant] I stand corrected. They say like, there's three ways to experience Disneyland. It's when you're a kid, when you're an adult, and when you're an adult with a kid.


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[Assistant] Uh, welcome everybody. Hello there! Uh, it's day two of Dan and I hanging out. Yup. And uh, doing this.


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[Assistant] I was texting him afterwards, and he was like, where did you- where did you go? How far did you get? Where did you get? And I was like, oh, it's the Monty Mole stage, and he's like, oh yeah, I hate that stage.


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[Assistant] The underwater thwomp stage. With the little thwomp in the...


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[Assistant] This is just because it's the beginning of the recording session. Everything's very, like, basic.


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[Assistant] Once it gets to the end of the session and I'm just exhausted, I feel like it's like nonsense and it's very stream of consciousness, but like at the beginning, it's just kind of like, oh I don't like that mole.


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[Assistant] Yeah, one hour of therapy is... equal to four hours of Mario Maker.


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[Assistant] Fuck's sake. So I'm trying to, I'm trying to perfect this technique where I get the one that's next to him, as opposed to the one that's above him.


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[Assistant] But, uh, I haven't perfected it yet. Uhm, I would say that I've been failing incessantly at it in fact.


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[Assistant] Okay, stop right there, and get there before the wrench.


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[Assistant] That's the whole point of the stage, is you gotta like stop when you ground pound.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I feel like jumping right into the stage that I was having trouble with at the beginning of the day is a recipe for immediate mind-lusage.


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[Assistant] They say, and this isn't true, because I've tried it and it doesn't work, but they say that, uhm, the way to get rid of that is to listen to the song all the way through.


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[Assistant] Susie and I, god damn it, I forgot that was the one. Uhm.


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[Assistant] Susie and I have had a son- hold on, let me text Susie, she's in the other room. Okay. Uhm, and I don't wanna scream across the house. Hey Susie, what's the song that's been stuck in our heads for like, a week straight? She's going to hate you for bringing that up.


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[Assistant] Oh fuck. But there's a new one that's not quite like as maddening. Jumping, jumping? No, no, no, not that one.


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[Assistant] Not the lime and the coconut, the other one. Oh, Brandy. Oh. Yes.


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[Assistant] Oh fuck. I feel like my sick comeback was a little overshadowed by the cacophony of the situation we were in. I don't even know if you heard it so I'm gonna repeat it just in case.


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[Assistant] Fuck! Oh, I was so close. Alright, if I just, if I just nail that part, I feel like the rest is gold. But you have time for him to throw the wrench and just duck under it. But sometimes, see that's the thing, is I can't rely on him to do that because sometimes he throws it at eye level.


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[Assistant] And then I can't, no, I can neither jump over it, nor duck under it.


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[Assistant] You oughta bop him on his head. It's so- it's why- there's so much debris that I can't- I can't pay attention to everything.


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[Assistant] Yeah, the first thing that happens in your life.


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[Assistant] You get the tube that gives you life chopped off. Mhm. And then you get your dick chopped off. Merry Christmas. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Cause nothing goes to waste, right? That's the point.


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[Assistant] They could only, they had to eat the most meat, they were having like a meat-eating competition. Okay. And, uh...


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[Assistant] I think, uh, Kenny was like, I'm gonna top it off by eating human meat. Woah. And then he ate some lady's placenta. See, it does that. FUCK!


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[Assistant] Wow. He had it like cooked up by like a gourmet chef, and he was like, that's pretty good.


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[Assistant] Cause that was like, it was like this whole like, five minute segment on there about like, okay what human meat can I legally eat?


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[Assistant] That's the one, that's the one, that's the hard one. When they do that one, it's a jerk move. It's a real dick move. Well he throws it wherever you are. That's not true though.


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[Assistant] Fuck, I keep forgetting about that one. I gotta remember. That's- that's the one that's the- that's the one. That's the gatekeeper.


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[Assistant] If I just master that one and everyone after it, then, then I'll just get- then I'll get through it.


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[Assistant] Sailor said brandy. What placenta?


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[Assistant] OOOH! It's cruel, and you know he set it up at that exact level for that purpose. I know it was deliberate. Who, Ross? Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm really curious about y'all's collaborative stage. It's fun.


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[Assistant] Sound button that I could just summon the Ken Griffey Jr's baseball for the Super Nintendo. Sound effect. No you know not what I'm talking about.


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[Assistant] Yeah, there's, yeah, exactly. There's like a 10% chance that if you strike out, your baseball player will just turn around, face the screen, and then like, with this fucking horrifying face, and this like, big mouth, just go,


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[Assistant] That's right, I always laugh because it gets cut off on Discord.


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[Assistant] Wow, I think you can just duck under all of them. Yeah, I think so. This changes things a bit.


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[Assistant] No! I was farther than I've ever been. Oh. The farts were relaxing you. Oh. Wait.


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[Assistant] The thwomps- I got- I went so far ahead that the thwomps disappeared. Hey, that's great! But, I- I can't go anywhere now.


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[Assistant] Wow, it was like kicking so much at- Dude, your fart sound effects were really inspiring me. Really? Yeah, they were giving me energy.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that was it. I'm telling you man. You were amazing. Just sprinkle them in. Don't give me the super hyper-power-charged ones. Just give me a little this and that every so often.


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[Assistant] See, there was no farts there, so I lost like right at the beginning. You gotta give me something good, man.


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[Assistant] You- I- I swear to god, like, I- and honestly, like, it was a bit, but now at this point I'm starting to think that there's truth to it. Because it was just so meditative and I knew what to expect. But at the same time there was a little bit of surprise sprinkled in there.


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[Assistant] For a second during the last one I thought you were going to do uhm, that you were doing the rocky theme.


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[Assistant] Oh yea, you actually have to dig the hole for this creature.


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[Assistant] What happened up there? I have to activate the Bob-ombs.


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[Assistant] Without a doubt. But what is happening up here when I hit this thing? It seems like a little secret.


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[Assistant] Okay, hey, maybe, okay, I have an idea, actually. This may not have been what was intended, but...


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[Assistant] Oh, but using what I learned in the stage, I should stop near the bottom.


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[Assistant] Oh, so now I can- oh. Yeah, I have to trap him.


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[Assistant] Uh-huh, uh-huh. Get down here. Get down here, you freak. Down here, you freak of nature.


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[Assistant] That's what I was thinking. Yeah, man, you're right. Three brick dig.


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[Assistant] Man, I'll take that all day. But now how do I get him down there?


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[Assistant] Oh. Yes. To make the little chompy chomp fall in a bit?


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[Assistant] I mean, maybe... I'm just so confused.


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[Assistant] I mean, yes, you're so right. You can't stomp him. But now I can't get a- I can stomp him. You can? If I have a mush, I can stomp him.


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[Assistant] Whoa. Yeah, okay. But, alright, here we go. Dang.


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[Assistant] He can't move now because he's got a thing on his head. Fudge.


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[Assistant] I don't fuck with rock stuff. Or cave stuff. It's just, it's way too much.


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[Assistant] This is incredibly awkward. So... Oh, I'm assuming that...


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[Assistant] Maybe because I killed the other things before it got down here? Yeah. Well.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so I think, I think I, I think I can't kill any of them before they fall.


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[Assistant] Man, yeah, I don't, I don't, I don't fuck with cave stuff, man. There's that story of that guy that got trapped in the cave.


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[Assistant] Uh, they named the cave after him, I think. Oh, bump off! Bumpin' grass hole.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Deugh. I know, it's like...


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[Assistant] Like it's not- I've never been like trapped in that way, but like I've had- I've had dreams, you know? I've had dreams.


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[Assistant] Well, not according to the millions of YouTube documentaries about him. Damn it! Uh, next time on Game Grumps! Alright, fun-


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[Assistant] I-I caught myself off guard with my addiction. Anyway, uh, look at him go, man! Yeah, yeah.


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[Assistant] Great. How do I steer this bad boy?


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[Assistant] What? What? That doesn't seem right. That's the way. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. The controls flip.


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[Assistant] I think it, every time you let go, it resets. That's actually kind of upsetting and I don't know if I like that.


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[Assistant] Like, so this rotates right. Okay. Right? But now, now it doesn't. Now it rotates. It, every time you let go, it like resets based on the orientation of Mario.


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[Assistant] It would be better if this was like a vertical stage, then that would make a little more sense. But the fact that I have to like, orient myself and then like reorient myself is a little- Oh, fuck off with that! Shit sucks! It's fine though, I'm just getting used to it.


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[Assistant] Shoot no, shoot electricity, but I'm pretty sure those electrical mecha Koopas were not in the original Mario.


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[Assistant] The Mecha Koopas are from Super Mario Land... World. Super Mario Land World. The Super Nintendo one. Mario 4, as it were.


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[Assistant] Oh god, uhm. Okay, well, shit. So, Mario Land doesn't count. Uh, so this would be four.


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[Assistant] Yoshi's Island, I guess, is a sequel, cause it was Super Mario World Yoshi's Island, so Yoshi's Island's five. Okay. Uh, Mario 64 is six. And then, Sunshine is seven, Galaxy is eight. Oh, but what about New Super Mario World? Do those count?


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[Assistant] Okay. Okay, so, shit, where were we?


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[Assistant] But what number is that? Eight. Eight. Okay, so Galaxy is eight, Galaxy 2 is nine. Does Super Mario 3D World count?


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[Assistant] Okay, so then there's, what, there's two of those? Cause there's one on the 3DS. See, that's where it gets dicey.


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[Assistant] Okay. Mario Maker doesn't count.


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[Assistant] They threw that all out the window and they made Galaxy Galaxy 2, you know?


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[Assistant] And then it's like, oh, so Galaxy's its own thing. Because then they also, like, went publicly and they were like...


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[Assistant] Okay, so, Mario 64 and Mario Sunshine are part of their own, like, game types? Where it's like open world? Right. And then Galaxy is like linear 3D, so...


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[Assistant] Galaxy 1 and Galaxy 2 aren't the same as...


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[Assistant] 64 and Sunshine, and then, oh, Odyssey, forgot Odyssey existed.


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[Assistant] I haven't liked many of these. There are a couple where I was like, that was neat. Yeah. I feel like the, the, the chompy chomp one with the...


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[Assistant] The, uhm, springs on top, that was kinda neat.


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[Assistant] Well that was like two, two, two levels ago, I think it was one level ago.


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[Assistant] They're just, they're just sprinkled, you know? He pasted it like a good album, you know? Don't put all the hits in the same area and then just have the trash. Like-


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[Assistant] Yeah, gotta wait for him a little bit and then, and then giggity giggity go baby! Can I just get a star? Can somebody just give me a star please? That'd be nice. It's also, it's also pretty, I feel like he's usually pretty forgiving with like the 1-ups. When there's like a really hard part, he like feeds you consistent 1-ups. God damn it.


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[Assistant] God fucking dammit. God fucking dammit. I wish-


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[Assistant] So when you play Mario Kart, right, there's a mirror mode, and when you get like two muscle memory with a stage,


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[Assistant] Uhm, you play the mirror mode version and then it's like, oh, and then your brain kinda resets. Uhm, I wish there was- I wish you could do that with this.


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[Assistant] Right. Not speed- was she in speed 2? Keanu Reeves wasn't in speed 2. I don't think anyone was in speed 2.


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[Assistant] Well there were actors in Speed 2. You mean like from the first movie? Yes. Dennis Hopper made his triumphant return as headless bomb squad man.


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[Assistant] We gotta get- We gotta go faster! Speed 2 was on a boat. Which really lowers the stakes.


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[Assistant] Because like, there's no traffic when you're in a boat.


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[Assistant] That's a really good point. Like that's the whole, that was the whole thing about speed, it was like...


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[Assistant] It was a very spec script kind of movie, like it was just like a concept and it was like how can we s-


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[Assistant] How can we escalate that concept using real world things that people relate to? But Speed 2 is like...


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[Assistant] I don't know, they go, they have to go fast on a boat?


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[Assistant] But you can just go fast on a boat, cause the ocean's just big.


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[Assistant] Ugh, I love and hate the internet. Oh, oh, oh god, that was so good and then it wasn't.


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[Assistant] No, take all the time you need, dude. There's usually a time limit on P. Mario in the classic games, but... I think it's just... Oh shit.


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[Assistant] Oh, right. Yeah. But I- Okay, yeah, you're right. Alright. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So just take all the time you need, Boo-Boo. Stupid me.


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[Assistant] Okay, this is fine. This is easy. It's easy. It's eeeasy. I just see it and I do it. I see it and I do it. Connect the view with the fingers. Go go go. Hand-eye coordination. I've always been good at this as a child and growing up.


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[Assistant] Always been good at this. I see it and I do it. Monkey see, monkey do.


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[Assistant] Because I thought I could make it, dude. He shoots a laser beam. Is that not reason to just go for it? Sure.


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[Assistant] Put yourself in my shoes for a second. I'm doing a show. Oh, fuck. I'm doing a show where I have to do a show, and I also have to play a video game. So, consider that angle.


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[Assistant] It looks hard to control. Because the controls sort of reset when you spin, so I'm trying to keep it like, I'm always facing forward.


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[Assistant] Uh oh, uh oh, this is the trap right here. That's the trap! There's the trap!


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[Assistant] I just wanna see what's ahead. I just wanna see. Oh. Spikes and fire.


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[Assistant] You're being very generous right now. You know you're sitting over there like, God, just fucking listen to me.


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[Assistant] Oh, bump off! Bump this shit! I hate this part, right here, I hate this part. You know the one that messed me up right now? Clouds.


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[Assistant] It was like a, it was like a flower or plant sanctuary, and uh,


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yes. Uhm, and then it started raining. Yes, that was beautiful. It wasn't, it wasn't the time that you were with us, it was a different time. Okay.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and then once it started raining we like ran to go under some tree that had like these big like umbrella shaped leaves Mm-hmm. They were just like hiding from the rain and then that's when I was like I get it now. Yeah


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[Assistant] This place is a fucking like rain- it's like a tropical island. Yeah, tropical beauty, man. This is wonderful. And then that's when things really turned around for me.


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[Assistant] Jeez, yeah. Uh, no, I haven't seen that, but yeah, that's...


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[Assistant] Cause I, I always, it always as a kid you hear like, whale have baleen, because they eat plankton. They just like suck. And they just like suck up plankton, and then you're like, but plankton's so tiny, even for me, how does a whale survive it? God damn it.


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[Assistant] It's like, oh, that's like saying, how could a human survive?


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[Assistant] I eat a lot of rice, and uh, I get fat.


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[Assistant] I get fat, very starchy. Very full of carbs.


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[Assistant] I-I-I'm-I'm with you on that, cause when you fail, it's just kinda like, just, silence. Depressing silence.


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[Assistant] Yeah, like, cute little like, ooo, poopsie doopsie, looks like you made a poopsie. Hey Dan, can you hand me that, uh, that, that fur pillow that's over there?


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[Assistant] It's the- you know what it really is? It's so degrading that you have to just kill yourself.


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[Assistant] Like, it's like, when you get hit, you should just fall to your death, or, I don't know, like...


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[Assistant] Yeaah. I mean, obviously it's a limitation of how Mario Maker does things, but...


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[Assistant] God, oh my god, just, just like, give me this one, god. Just please, if I have anything, just let me clear this stage. I don't need a million dollars, I don't need like, world peace or whatever, just help me finish this stage.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna make a fuckin' nine tweet thread about how Mario Maker's destroying society or whatever.


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[Assistant] Alright, this is, this is gonna be the just breathe one. I almost-


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[Assistant] You breathed so deeply, you forgot to start the stage. Oh, you know what I need? What? I need your fart machine, dude. Are you sure? Yeah. Okay. That's the thing that was really helping me. Oh fuck, I went too fast. See, it's because I didn't know the farts. Let's put this on me.


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[Assistant] So, I'm so excited that my, my anticipation is just like changing things. It's like changing the whole attitude.


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[Assistant] Alright, here we go. Here we go. Doing it. This is exciting. Uh huh. Yeaah, this is very exciting.


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[Assistant] Are we gonna get struck for that? I highly doubt it, Arin. But that's a real song that I hear. It's a real song with fart sounds on it. Yeah, but that doesn't change it enough.


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[Assistant] Uhm, actually it's, uhm, what do they call it when you add to it? It's transformative. It's transformative.


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[Assistant] That's the one, man. Alright, that's what I need. Keep going.


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[Assistant] It's good. It's actually, it's actually quite appropriate to what's happening on screen.


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[Assistant] God damn it. But I did change things a little bit.


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[Assistant] Oh my god. Oh, let me let me find out what's going up. Oh my god. Oh my god. No! Yeah, it doesn't look fun. This stage goes on forever! Yeah, Ross, what are you doing?


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[Assistant] Yes, oh yeah, he probably considered putting it there. I gotta watch the like, the VOD for him being like, Yeah, no, you know what, no.


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[Assistant] Fuck, I'm just losing it, man. I'm losing it. Like, I'm losing my will. It's just really, it's just, it's true, man. Like, morale's a real thing.


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[Assistant] The thwomp, the underwater one in the dark? Yes. With the little thwomp companion? Jeez. Okay.


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[Assistant] It's like once I get past that one, then it's- Yeah, it's pretty clear.


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[Assistant] Oh, I just have to get to the po- that's the- that's why it's at the end, it's so hard to control at the end. Yes. God damn. Mina mina na mina na mina.


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[Assistant] Where do you keep pulling out these new ones from, man? There's hundreds. They're beautiful, they're all beautiful. Yeah. They're like snowflakes. Let me see if I can-


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[Assistant] Oh no man. That one was too funny, it messed me up.


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[Assistant] Right? It's catchy as hell. Ah, dude. Well, yeah, it's fuckin', what is it, like a song from the 1600s or some shit? I don't know. It's probably from the 40s.


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[Assistant] No, I just, I just didn't do good.


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[Assistant] I don't. Do you see me stopping? I only stopped because I lost my life.


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[Assistant] God, it's been so long since we've used steez, you gotta explain it again.


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[Assistant] We can do audio timing bits, cause we're in the same room. Yes we can, it feels great. It does, like a hundred percent it does.


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[Assistant] We have to, uh, we have to take advantage and do as many, like, musical song bits, collaborative musical song bits as possible.


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[Assistant] Did I ever tell you, this one time, there's- it's no-


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[Assistant] Right now we're looking for a bar late at night because we were on tour and we were just- we walked the city. That's our thing. Sure.


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[Assistant] I mean, we came in together, so, nobody came up to us or anything, but, uh, that was great. I had the fucking best drink of my life there. Played good music. Like, I was like, damn, I need to come to these more often.


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[Assistant] Gay bar. Oh, no way! Yeah, yeah. But s- s- but straight men wear cock rings.


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[Assistant] I was one step closer to the edge. And I broke. So I think that's what really was the change.


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[Assistant] That was such a smooth run, too. I know, I know. Don't fucking rub it in, dude.


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[Assistant] Why are you always fucking with me?! Would you like some Rice Krispies treats? Don't distract me with things I love! Okay, here we go.


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[Assistant] That's where the something I wanted was. It was, uh, it was 80% of a pumpkin cheesecake.


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[Assistant] This machine's going to be squirting out a little thing on a conveyor belt, you know.


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[Assistant] Alright, cool, easy. Dude, you know what's been the worst thing about lately?


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[Assistant] But I can't, and the worst thing about that is I'm trying to lose weight again, so... In the mornings you weigh yourself.


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[Assistant] And I usually poop, and then it's like I lose a pound. But- A pound? Yeah, man.


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[Assistant] One more. Let's see if I can do it. Cause I said, do you think I can do it on the next one? Yeah. Let's see if I can do it on the next one.


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[Assistant] Nope. Nope. That's not it. That's not the one. That's not the one. That's not it. That's not the one.


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[Assistant] Last year I did a video game review on this really obscure educational game called Godzilla and Friends. It's a CD-ROM that was made to run on software like Windows 95. At the time, my virtual machine wasn't capable of running all the graphics in this game.


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[Assistant] So throughout my entire review, the game looked like this. It had a lot of missing colors and some bad lag.


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[Assistant] But now I've corrected the issue and I'm able to see the game as it was meant to be seen. And I was able to do this entirely because of one of you viewers. A viewer named Kralranatar left me step-by-step instructions on how to install files into my virtual machine so it can handle the graphics. And it worked!


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[Assistant] I've been sitting on a stack of CD-ROMs for a while now with Godzilla and Gamera. And now I can properly play and review all of them.


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[Assistant] But the first thing I wanted to do was go back to my video of Godzilla and Friends and swap all the video so you can watch the review with the true colorful graphics. The review's the same, the jokes are the same although I sprinkled in a couple more. But now it looks right.


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[Assistant] I'll still leave the original video up for posterity, but I hope you take the time to check out the Godzilla and Friends review as it was meant to be seen. Enjoy.


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[Assistant] Behold! A lost treasure! A Godzilla video game so obscure,


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[Assistant] I could barely prove the goddamn thing exists. Yea, I could hardly find anything about this on the web. This game is called Godzilla and Friends Uproar on Monster Island. Why? What? Great attack!


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[Assistant] That's actually the full title. And when you see this game, you'll also be asking why and what?


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[Assistant] Godzilla and Friends came out as an educational CD-ROM game in 1997. It comes from Spike, makers of hit DVDs like Virtual Date with Sakai Yumi,


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[Assistant] The game runs on older Macs or Windows 3.1 and Windows 95.


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[Assistant] Bad news! This is the only time you're gonna hear an authentic roar for the rest of the video.


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[Assistant] You're on Monster Island with a couple of other kaiju. You have the option to switch between the four seasons. Different seasons will bring different kaiju out.


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[Assistant] In this game, King Ghidorah will request an animal, and you have to manually stop each slot in the slot machine to complete a picture. When you're correct, a baby Godzilla will hatch from the egg.


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[Assistant] Listen to these goddamn voice actors. I feel like they just grabbed software developers from the office and threw a script at them.


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[Assistant] Anyway, Megalon wants you to make flowers consisting of specific petals and stems.


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[Assistant] You play the exact same game with Mothra as well, and I'm glad they got an actual female to voice there, even if they did just pull Trish from accounting.


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[Assistant] Oh, and have I mentioned how spectacular all the music in this game is? I haven't. Good.


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[Assistant] There's just something wrong about forward-facing Rodan. It's like when the Simpsons face forward. It's not right!


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[Assistant] This game is probably the hardest one due to the language barrier. Cause when you don't know exactly what you're looking for, it becomes just a game of luck. This game is for babies and you can't do it!


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[Assistant] And I feel like the voice actor for Hidora is the only one in the game who actually tried to be a character. Even if that character is an exhausted old woman.


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[Assistant] In the movie, she would've killed all these fish by now.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we're keeping it real. We're rapping about the tough shit in life like Cattle. Flowers.


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[Assistant] Word to your Mothra.


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[Assistant] Once you get all of the icons, you're given a raft. Baby Godzilla gets in the raft and you control his placement to dodge obstacles.


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[Assistant] Cause apparently this Godzilla can't breathe fire or swim. Useless Goji. Oh there's that hot air balloon I left by the


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[Assistant] Your father pops in from visiting his mistress to tell you you now earned his respect. Then he presents you with a certificate with your name on it.


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[Assistant] Would you give them print and staple to your college application?


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[Assistant] Only one thing to do now. BURN THE WHOLE FUCKING GAME DOWN!


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[Assistant] I heard a CD just says, fuck it, and it drops you back on your desktop. Ay, wait, what?


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[Assistant] In the grand scheme of Godzilla things, this game feels like such an oddity. From the character voices to the weird background tracks, to the fact that in most cases, there could be any characters in this world.


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[Assistant] It could literally be any other intellectual property. Also, why is it called Godzilla and Friends? It should be called Baby Godzilla and his Dad's Friends.


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[Assistant] I've never heard of this game before I got my hands on it, and even now I can't find a whole lot about it. However, I do know this. This game is just one in a series. Yea, there's more out there just like it. This includes a game about learning the Japanese language, and a game about how to behave.


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[Assistant] And I've recently acquired what appears to be a cooking game. These games are all under the brand name Godzilla and Friends.


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[Assistant] These feel like they could have been classroom video games as opposed to games that kids played at home. I'd love to find out more about this and I'm gonna try.


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[Assistant] Too short, too short, too short, too short. Too short, too short, too short, too short, too short, too short. Too short, too short, too short.


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[Assistant] Too short, too short, waaay too short. Too short, too short, too short, too short, too short. Too short! How are we still too short? Wow, 25, guess what!


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[Assistant] Let us now go for next very probable interview question which normally is asked from us. That is what is the efficiency of Carnot cycle? We will ask you what is the efficiency of Carnot cycle?


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[Assistant] 99%, 100% or what? So what is the efficiency of Carnot cycle?


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[Assistant] Why Carnot cycle is the most efficient cycle? That is a different interview question. I will cover it differently.


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[Assistant] But what is the efficiency of Carnot cycle if you have to put that number? What that number is going to be? What is the answer for that?


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[Assistant] Let me tell you, Carnot cycle is the most efficient reversible cycle. There are other reversible cycles also.


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[Assistant] Like auto cycle, diesel cycle, Britain cycle, Rankine cycle. These all are reversible cycles.


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[Assistant] I mean they are based upon some reversible processes. So is Carnot cycle.


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[Assistant] But Carnot cycle is different from all other reversible cycles. Carnot cycle is also reversible.


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[Assistant] So what is so special about Carnot cycle? What makes it so efficient? Uh, that is a different question. I will discuss in different, uh, video. But what is the efficiency of Carnot cycle?


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[Assistant] Let me give you the Carnot cycle. Let me give you the diagram of the Carnot cycle.


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[Assistant] So if this is the temperature entropy diagram, then this is the maximum temperature. This one is the minimum temperature of the cycle.


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[Assistant] And if I am assuming this to be clockwise, which is the reference cycle for any engine, then I will say,


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[Assistant] So no heat interaction in isentropic process. I am sure you know what is isentropic process. Reversible adiabatic process.


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[Assistant] So heat can add, can be added at process in 1 to 2 and heat is rejected from 3 to 4.


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[Assistant] Once you solve this Carnot cycle, efficiency of Carnot cycle comes out to be 1 minus T minimum over T maximum. Now the question was, what is the value of Carnot cycle?


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[Assistant] And the answer is, sir, that depends upon what is minimum and what is maximum temperature. What is minimum temperature and what is maximum temperature?


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[Assistant] Now, if you give the minimum temperature, let us say 27 degree centigrade, then what is T minimum? In Kelvin, it is 300 Kelvin.


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[Assistant] So if he asks you, what is the efficiency of Carnot cycle? You will say sir, that depends upon the temperature. That depends upon the temperature. But we say Carnot cycle is very efficient, most efficient. What is the meaning of that?


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[Assistant] So what is the meaning of most efficient? That I will tell you in the next video. But what is the efficiency of Carnot cycle?


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[Assistant] Now hypothetically let us say this maximum temperature is very high. Let us say this is 1000 degree centigrade and this is very small. Let us say 1 degree centigrade.


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[Assistant] If you calculate the efficiency for that, maybe that comes in 90s, 90%.


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[Assistant] So what can be the maximum efficiency of Carnot cycle? It cannot be 100%. That means if I am to write what can be the maximum efficiency of Carnot cycle, this is the range.


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[Assistant] Heat rejected is zero. Because for any engine, efficiency is 1 minus Q2 by Q1. Efficiency zero means heat rejected is zero.


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[Assistant] And you know there cannot be any engine in which heat rejected is zero.


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[Assistant] Sorry, if efficiency becomes zero, then what you get here is this Q1 and Q2, that value becomes equal.


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[Assistant] Efficiency cannot be one. That is the second law, Kelvin-Planck statement. What is the meaning of efficiency one?


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[Assistant] Meaning of efficiency 1 means Q2 is 0, heat rejected is 0.


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[Assistant] Now if heat rejected is zero, then that simply means there cannot be any engine in which heat rejected is zero. If I give you heat engine, let us see this.


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[Assistant] This is the heat engine. This is the reservoir at maximum temperature. This is the reservoir sink at minimum temperature.


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[Assistant] Heat added, heat rejected, work done. This is a heat engine. How do you calculate efficiency of any heat engine? QW by Q1. This is the actual efficiency.


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[Assistant] Which in case of Carnot cycle is 1 minus T2 by T1 or 1 minus T minimum by T maximum. And you know this Carnot efficiency is more than any real efficiency of the engine.


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[Assistant] And if that is possible, it is called perpetual motion machine of second type.


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[Assistant] So which engine has 100% efficiency? There is no engine, but if at all you want to name it, that is perpetual motion machine of second type. Now Carnot cycle cannot have 100% efficiency.


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[Assistant] Now, to answer the question, what is the efficiency of Carnot cycle? Sir, it is 1 minus T minimum over T maximum. What can be the maximum range of that? Sir, it can be anything except 1. It cannot be 1.


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[Assistant] What can be the minimum efficiency of Carnot cycle? Anything but not zero.


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[Assistant] So I believe the question is clear. What is the efficiency of Carnot Cycle? If he asks you, you will say, sir, that depends upon the formula, which is 1 minus T minimum or T maximum. What is the value of this? Anything. 25%, 10%, 5%. So 0 to 1. Cannot be 0, cannot be 1. Otherwise you name any number.


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[Assistant] That is possibility for efficiency of Carnot cycle. Fine. Thank you.


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[Assistant] And like I said, all this is being recorded, right? Because the other, uh, forts can see exactly what's going on, which is why there's such a historical record.


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[Assistant] Right now he's, I guess, messaging between the other forts.


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[Assistant] Cause he doesn't have time to aim, right? When he gets up, he's got just a second to take his shot.


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[Assistant] What do they do? I guess they've got their bayonets, they've got swords.


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[Assistant] I guess they're thought they're gonna go out, they're gonna go out fighting. And look at, no one's breached the, uh, the door there.


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[Assistant] So we hope you enjoyed that episode of Kasari. We've got a lot more to come, or at least more to come. And if you want to be notified when that comes out, all you gotta do is click that subscribe button, click the little bell icon, choose all from the drop down menu, so you can get updated every time we upload.


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[Assistant] It's okay with me, Tucker. I ain't interested in that piece of land. Too far away from my other property. But just remember this. If I ain't satisfied with the way you're working, I aim to break that contract any time I like.


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[Assistant] Sorry with me, boss. I like you, Tucker. You're a good hard worker, and that's why I'm bothering to warn you. And I'm telling you again, if you're working for a big outfit, maybe you don't get rich, but you still get your pay, even if the crops is bad. But the little guy who's growing his own, if his crop is ruined, he's got nothing left.


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[Assistant] I see you made up your mind. Got some way of moving your things? Yes, I agree. I said I could borrow your straw.


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[Assistant] Hey, it's MIB here, and people often ask me for advice on collecting.


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[Assistant] One of the first things I tell them is that if they ever see something they're interested on eBay, that's shipping from Japan, CHECK BAYI NEXT!


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[Assistant] Because it's still happening, I still see the same seller in Japan listing the same item on Japanese sites as they do on eBay. Often for profoundly less. Combine that savings with any coupon Bayi might have at that time.


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[Assistant] And you can wind up paying much less than what the eBay asking price was. I've done it many times. Don't just check eBay, check Bayi.


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[Assistant] MIB viewers that sign up for Bayi get a coupon for about $20 off their first purchase! Link in the description.


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[Assistant] Have you ever watched a Godzilla movie and thought, I can make a better movie than that? Well now you can put your money where your mouth is, tough guy!


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[Assistant] In 1998, Premier Systems developed an interactive video game called Godzilla Movie Studio Tour, where you, yes, YOU BOSS, would have access to raw Godzilla assets to make your own goddamn Godzilla movie.


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[Assistant] The game was distributed by Toho in both America with an English version, and Japan, who got a little bit of extra stuff.


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[Assistant] Godzilla Movie Studio was playable on Macintosh and Windows 95. Forget Disney's Hollywood Studios. Forget Universal Studios. We're going to Godzilla Movie Studios. I-


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[Assistant] Starts with Godzilla and the biggest clapboard ever. Just another actor who thinks they're a director, I guess.


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[Assistant] So the text says Toho Studios, but the voiceover is presenting this futuristic, theme park-esque studio as Godzilla Movie Studio. It's got a map, just like any theme park.


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[Assistant] Well I'm hyped. This is gonna be the greatest movie studio tour since I stayed in the castle where Taylor Swift shot her music video for Blank Space.


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[Assistant] What is this vehicle? Is it canon? I want a toy of it. So everyone on a tour gets a personalized hover car with an AI system that looks like the alien Klaatu.


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[Assistant] Wow, I'm here. Can I click anything? No, I gotta, I gotta wait for this 70s theme song to end.


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[Assistant] Alright, now we're in business. Why can't I just walk around the studio? Maybe it's all radioactive.


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[Assistant] Our first stop is the film studio to make a Godzilla movie.


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[Assistant] Klato explains that I need to choose from one of the three movie titles, Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla, vs. Mothra, or vs. SpaceGodzilla. Well do Mothra.


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[Assistant] And here's how it works. Basically, you get rows of scenes, and for each scene, you choose from one of three clips. So I guess I'll open on the island, and the next shot will be the island again. Can't have too many establishing shots.


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[Assistant] I'm already bored picking scenes. You're not gonna build a narrative here, you're basically creating a scattered montage eclipse. You can TRY to assign an actual order of action, but...


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[Assistant] Why do that when I can play with my toys instead and make them do whatever?


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[Assistant] Uhm, I wasn't expecting to make a toast tonight. I usually don't get invited to weddings. Uhm, but I just want to say that, uhm, true love... Clicking to the left or right brings you some quick behind the scenes clips from various Godzilla movies, all using the same five second loop of room tone.


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[Assistant] Our next stop is gonna be the sound studio. Maybe it'll be more fun to play with a soundboard of roars or something. So you select a movie from the selector.


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[Assistant] Wait, this isn't the movie I just made. I thought I was adding sound to my own movie. Alright, just hit random sounds.


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[Assistant] Screw all this, we're going to the publicity department. Advertising and promotions is something I know a little something about.


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[Assistant] Your mission is to create a poster for a new Godzilla movie premiering in the year 2XXX. That could be any year in the rest of our lives!


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[Assistant] Look at these background options. This one looks like it came right from Godzilla vs. Adora. So you can just drop some Godzilla cutouts.


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[Assistant] Can't, can't resize them or turn them or anything.


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[Assistant] And the other monster here is Bagan. Bagan is a kaiju who before this only officially appeared in Super Godzilla on the Super Nintendo in 1993. And he has a long history of almost appearing in Godzilla and Mothra movies. So his appearance here is kind of a big deal.


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[Assistant] But not a lot of people talking about Dogaloss, another super obscure monster here. Looks like he just flew in from Contra.


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[Assistant] Alright, let's look at our movie title options. Battle of Three Monsters. Boring!


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[Assistant] Godzilla vs Dogaloss. What kind of terrible titling is this? All of these look terrible.


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[Assistant] If we quickly jump to the Japanese version of this game where the titles are written out in Japanese characters, just look at how much more epic they all look!


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[Assistant] Over here we can use the skywalk. Guess that makes me a skywalker too, huh Ray?


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[Assistant] This is just a little 3D zip around the perimeter of the park. Doesn't really reveal anything besides new angles.


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[Assistant] Alright, let's head to the theater and watch my masterpiece that I did not mix sound on or make a poster for.


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[Assistant] Oh god, this is awful. Oh, what was I thinking with that choice? Oh my god, I'm never gonna work in this town again! This is amateur hour! Ah, I can't watch another second! Oh, I'm ruined!


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[Assistant] Oh, they, they love it. They love, they love me! After making a hit movie, I'll have a trip to the library. And here's a gallery of Godzilla movie posters, including from the Heisei era.


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[Assistant] Remember, this disc came out in 1998. Some of these movies were only that year becoming available in America.


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[Assistant] There's also a generous amount of clips from each movie focusing mostly on the visually appealing scenes.


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[Assistant] Now why can't I just string these five clips together and call it a movie?


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[Assistant] The three-frame gimmick here gets annoying the more you watch.


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[Assistant] Now I gotta drive my car around this fancy museum, hoping I don't smash into a Mona Lisa.


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[Assistant] What is that? Is that a ghost of Godzilla? Maybe if I look closely I ca- AHH! The light. It's Rainbow Godzilla.


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[Assistant] So for each monster, you get a little biography, you get some stills, some roar files,


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[Assistant] Again, this is a pretty cool thing to have in 1998. Why is it that the moviemaking part of this game is the worst and least interesting part of this game?


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[Assistant] As you can see, my only options here are visiting the museum or the library. But in the Japanese version of this game, you can visit this Shinto shrine. And there, you can receive a fortune from Godzilla.


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[Assistant] It probably says, I'm gonna step on you later, because I'm Godzilla.


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[Assistant] There's a shop that has some cool things you could actually print out, like storyboard art or concept art.


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[Assistant] I wish the game would let me get a closer look without yelling at me for not having a 1995 Epson printer installed.


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[Assistant] There's also things like letterheads and cards, all sorts of free Godzilla printables. The whole shop is free! Klatu hooked us up. So yea, there's another shop, and it's the same idea, lots of free things to print. But this one's designated as the kids' shop, in case you couldn't tell, everything is jiggling.


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[Assistant] This art is seriously the most interesting thing on this entire disc for me.


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[Assistant] And you get some end credits, and then the game just dumps you back in your boring life.


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[Assistant] In 1996, there was a Windows 95 Simpsons game called Cartoon Studio, where you can make your own Simpsons cartoon. But you didn't just edit clips of the show together, you actually could choose scenes and manipulate the characters. It was a lot of fun.


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[Assistant] Kinda wish the movie studio part of Godzilla Movie Studio Tour was more like this.


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[Assistant] Still, for what it is, it's got a pretty cool library of stuff for a world that was still largely offline.


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[Assistant] So that's the story of Godzilla Movie Studio Tour, a game probably most notable for its poster section and obscure kaiju that I can make dance around.


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[Assistant] I was privately entertained by the notion of someone picking up pointers on sexual technique from barnyard and forest rather than locker rooms and dirty magazines. What kinds of animals have you seen mating? Ooh, all kinds.


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[Assistant] Our farm was near the forest, you see, and I spent a good deal of time there hunting or seeking cows as I'd got out and such like. I've seen horses and cows, of course. Pigs, chickens, doves, dogs, cats, red deer, squirrels, rabbits, wild boar. Oh, and once even a pair of snakes. Snakes? Aye.


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[Assistant] Did you know that snakes have two cocks? Male snakes, I mean. No, I didn't. Are you sure about that? Aye, and both of them fought like this.


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[Assistant] He sped his second and third fingers apart in illustration. That sounds terribly uncomfortable for the female snake, I said, giggling. Well, she appeared to be enjoying herself, said Jamie.


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[Assistant] Near as I could tell, snakes haven't got much expression on their faces.


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[Assistant] His pleasant musky smell mingled with the harsh scent of linen. Take off your shirt, I said, sitting up and pulling at the hem of the garment. Why, he asked, but sat up and obliged. I knelt in front of him, admiring his naked body. Because I want to look at you, I said. He was beautifully made.


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[Assistant] With long graceful bones and flat muscles that flowed smoothly from the curves of chest and shoulder to the slight concavities of belly and thigh. He raised his eyebrows. Well then, fair's fair. Take off yours then.


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[Assistant] He reached out and helped me squirm out of the wrinkled chemise, pushing it down over my hips.


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[Assistant] Once it was off, he held me by the waist, studying me with intense interest. I grew almost embarrassed as he looked me over. Haven't you ever seen a naked woman before? I asked. Aye, but not one so close. His face broke into a broad grin. And not one that's mine. He stroked my hips with both hands.


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[Assistant] You have good wide hips. You'd be a good breeder, I expect. What?


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[Assistant] I drew away indignantly but he pulled me back and collapsed on the bed with me on top of him. He held me until I stopped struggling, then raised me enough to meet his lips again.


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[Assistant] I know once is enough to make it legal, but. He paused shyly. You want to do it again? Would you mind very much? I didn't laugh this time either, but I felt my ribs creak under the strain. No, I said gravely. I wouldn't mind.


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[Assistant] It's almost like there's no one here. We just have to learn something about the Americans, right?


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[Assistant] For the second, you can do something that the parents don't want to do, right? And for the third, well then, it's just fun to watch them when they run around without clothes in that car.


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[Assistant] Backman Hansen was the entrepreneur who was completely ripped off 5-6 years ago. And Kirchner, he was the one who ran the competition. That's right. He earned the cash on that case.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's what you need to figure out.


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[Assistant] Okay then, so now we have our form right here. And when we submit this form, we're just logging out these different things to the console. But ultimately, we want to take this data and then add a new person to this array with that data, a new object based on that data.


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[Assistant] Now in order to do that, we have to take our form data from this form, all of this stuff right here, and we need to pass that data into the parent component app.svelte so it can be added to this array. Because we can only directly edit this data, this array from this component, not inside the form component itself.


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[Assistant] So I guess we kind of need to handle the submit event of this form.


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[Assistant] Inside the parent component, not necessarily in the phone component itself. Now you might be thinking we could use event forwarding on this submit event right here. Like we saw before inside the modal where we used event forwarding on the click events and we handled it over here in the parent, like so.


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[Assistant] Now the problem with that is that it won't allow us to send the data that we have from the form up the component tree right here because when we use event forwarding we don't pass any data. We literally just forward the event whatever that is.


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[Assistant] So we couldn't add people to the array this way. So we don't use event forwarding. Instead, we're going to need to dispatch what's known as a custom event from our form and then send with it the form data to the parent component app.svelte.


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[Assistant] So let's start this by going to the add person form over here. So the first thing we need to do is import.


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[Assistant] Create event dispatcher from this felt library. So I'm going to say import and then we'll destructure here. So create event dispatcher.


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[Assistant] Okay, so then we need to create a dispatch function. This will all become clear what we're doing shortly. So I'm going to say let dispatch equal.


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[Assistant] Create event dispatcher and invoke that and that returns us a function which we're now storing in dispatch.


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[Assistant] So whenever we want to emit a custom event with some data from a component to be handled in a parent component, we use this dispatch function right here. So we import.


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[Assistant] From this component and we can pass with that some custom data.


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[Assistant] Now we want to use this dispatch function down here inside the handle submit. So whenever we submit the form, we then want to dispatch a custom event from this component.


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[Assistant] Now before we do that, I'm gonna gather up all of the different data we have into a single person object so that we can then place that person object in this array and that's the data we're gonna pass with this custom event. So I'm gonna say const


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[Assistant] Which is equal to the skills array and then finally we need an ID.


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[Assistant] Which is gonna be random. I'm just gonna say math.random. Now this is not the ideal way of creating a random number because there is a very small chance that we'll get duplicates, but the chances are very small at the minute. Either way, if you were using this for production, you'd probably use a random ID generator or something a little bit better than this at least, but this will do for now.


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[Assistant] So now we have all of these properties and I just want to tidy this up a bit because where we have a property name and a variable name that are the same, we can do a little bit of shortening like so, and it just implies that value. So it grabs the variable name and sets equal to that property.


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[Assistant] So let's delete all those. We can't do that down here because that's completely different. So now we have this person object and we want to now dispatch a custom event from this component, which is going to send this object as some data with that event so that we can then handle that event over here and take that data.


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[Assistant] So the way we do this is just by using the dispatch function and this is going to dispatch an add.


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[Assistant] Because that's what we want to do at the end of the day. So that's the first argument. The second argument is the data that we want to send along with this custom event. So the data I want to send along is this person object right here. That's the thing we're going to add to the people array. So I'm just going to pass that right here.


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[Assistant] So now when we submit this form, it's going to run handle submit over here, create this person and then it's going to dispatch a custom event called add person and send along that person object as data.


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[Assistant] So now we can handle this custom event in the parent component because this thing now, this form is the thing that's emitting a custom event. So we can listen to that custom event on this component right here where we declare it. And the way we do that is just like how we listen to any other event. We say on.


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[Assistant] And then the event name and in our case it's add person because that's what we call the event right here. So whatever we called it, we say on then the event name and then we can set it equal to some kind of function reference. We'll say add person.


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[Assistant] Like so. Now we need to create that function up here, so let me now say const add


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[Assistant] But we've created that function now called addPerson and we take into this function by default, the event parameter, just like we would over here. If we wanted to, we could take in an event parameter.


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[Assistant] We've seen that in the past. Now the data that we send along for the ride in this custom event over here is automatically attached to this event object for us and it's on a property called detail. So I could say console.


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[Assistant] And choose a belt color, add person. And now we can see that that object gets logged to the console. Awesome. So this is all working. We're receiving this custom event right here, reacting to it, and we're logging out the data that we receive.


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[Assistant] Okay, so now we have that. What I'd like to do is take that data and add it to this array right here. Now, I can't just say that people dot push to add on the new person, so e dot detail. I can't do that.


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[Assistant] Because this is not reassigning a value and remember Svelte is looking for values to be reassigned. So we need to say people is equal to something new. That's the only way that Svelte recognizes that we're updating the data and it's going to rerun things for us. So we can't do this. Instead, what I'm going to do is first of all, say const.


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[Assistant] Is equal to a new array. So we're replacing the array completely. Now inside this array, I want to add the new person that we've got, which is right here. But I also want to add all of the current items that we have right here. So I could say down here now, dot, dot, dot, and people.


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[Assistant] So now we're reassigning people like so that is going to trigger an update cycle for us in svelte. It's going to take the new people right here, update them over here.


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[Assistant] And then it's going to pass those into this, each loop right here. So we can output a bit of template for each one of the new people. Okay, cool. Now let me now just save this and go over here and open the modal. Let me say.


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[Assistant] Sean and age 30 and fighting and running and orange bell add the person. Now we need to sort this out. We want this to automatically close, but if I close it myself, now we can see that new person has been added right here and we're outputting the data. Now at the minute we're not outputting the skills.


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[Assistant] So if you wanted to, you could use another each loop down here.


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[Assistant] But the other thing I wanted to do at this point, once we've added a new person is to then close the modal. Now we know to do that, we just have to set this to false. So I'm going to say show.


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[Assistant] Modal is now equal to false after this happens. Save it and let's give this one more try. So name is gonna be Sean. Age is gonna be 30. Fighting and sneaking. Black belt. Add. And we can see Sean is now there. If we wanna add a new one, I'm gonna say.


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[Assistant] Ken, age is going to be 40 and fighting and he's going to be a brown belt at the person. And now we see Kent as well. And also these can still be deleted. Everything still works. Awesome.


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[Assistant] So there we go my friends, now we've created this modal with the form, we've worked with data, we've worked with loops, we've covered a lot of the basics of Svelte and I think we know enough now


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[Assistant] To move on and actually work on our poll project which I showed you at the start of this series. So in the next video, we're going to start that by setting up a brand new Svelte project.


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[Assistant] In the Pacific, off the coast of Costa Rica, Central America, they're starting to gather in great numbers.


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[Assistant] Using a language of flicks and whistles.


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[Assistant] No longer than your finger, lanternfish spend most of their time hiding in the deep.


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[Assistant] So despite that astounding abundance, we don't fish for them.


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[Assistant] Using echolocation, a type of sonar, the dolphins detect lanternfish in the depths and drive them to the surface.


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[Assistant] Once the dolphins have had their fill, there's still plenty more for other predators.


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[Assistant] Because we don't fish for them. Lanternfish and their predators thrive.


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[Assistant] Everything I did was permitted. There was no law. There was no regulation. There was nothing that did not give me


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[Assistant] Uh, because I am not the most technically capable person and, uh, wanted to make it as easy as possible. And now I think it's kind of fun. People get a real time, behind the scenes look at, you know, what I was emailing about and what I was communicating about.


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[Assistant] It would have been better for me to use two separate phones and two email accounts. I thought using one device would be simpler and obviously it hasn't worked out that way.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but it was already there. It had been there for years. It is the system that my husband's personal office used when he got out of the White House. And so it was sitting there in the basement. Wait.


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[Assistant] I knew Strickland before he came out of the islands. Where did you meet him? In Marseille.


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[Assistant] England's the finest spot in the world, I'd say, and I ought to know, having been in most of them. But the authorities at Tome were also infernally technical. Do you know what I mean? I think I see your point. That's why I tell Strickland to come to Tahiti. Tahiti's French, I said to him. The French aren't so blasted technical.


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[Assistant] I wasn't married either when I knew strictly myself, but I am now. Eight years ago I took the plunge. I wondered why ever since. My wife doesn't approve of me. And yet she won't leave me. Now how do you explain that? Have you ever tried to leave her? Indeed I have.


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[Assistant] Oh, well, well, well, yeaah. Yeaah, I'll just put my name on it and leave it here. This too? Oh, thank you very much.


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[Assistant] This is the painting that Donald Trump purchased with funds donated to the charitable foundation that carries his last name. This morning Univision got the scoop that the artwork remained hanging inside the restaurant Champions Bar and Grill, inside the Doral Hotel and Golf Course, a property owned by Donald Trump.


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[Assistant] I have two, I have a three year old, and my son is fifteen.


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[Assistant] I do work from home, so my three year old is here all year long. But my son helps a lot, so I try to get up.


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[Assistant] Five thirty six o'clock. Do as much as I can. Prep breakfast as much as I could. So like that when she gets up or now that he's home, he's a eater. Try to have things done or a lot of frozen stuff.


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[Assistant] So we could just throw in and uhm, he actually helps me a lot.


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[Assistant] And I sometimes also have my two nephews with me. My sister is an overnight nurse.


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[Assistant] Book anything between like 12 and 2 so I can feed lunch and prep dinner.


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[Assistant] But whenever I have calls, I try to schedule something and my sister does, or my mom would take a day of the week and where I'm just completely by myself and no one bothers me at home.


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[Assistant] But, I try to schedule around her, uhm, or if someone is here, then I'll keep her downstairs, even if I have to go sit in my car and take a call. Like, I have to hyphen, because when I have a call to take, it doesn't matter what it is, she doesn't care.


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[Assistant] I, I personally like to, like I said, I'm all about my schedules. Pick a schedule and stick to it.


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[Assistant] Now when you apply for a job and you called for an interview, there are various questions that are asked. And the better prepared you are, the more successful your interview would be.


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[Assistant] I have heard people saying, uh, well, I am a very impatient person. Or people also say that I get angry easy.


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[Assistant] Well, the best answer to this because what the interviewer is looking at is whether you can identify your weakness and how you can cover it up, right? So, one of the examples that you can use to answer this question is, well,


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[Assistant] I try to accomplish everything and I just want everything to be perfect.


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[Assistant] Well the philosophy behind this question is to know would you be able to cope up with a change? Because usually companies definitely come up with different strategies. Employees come and go, so would you be able to handle that?


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[Assistant] Now the reason behind this question is the employer or the interviewer wants to know that do you get really stressed out? Do you get really panicked under pressure? Because these days companies of course expect you to take more and more responsibility and of course a greater workload.


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[Assistant] Well, there was a project that was given to us which had to be completed in 4 days which usually takes 10 days and the whole team was like so stressed out, they panicked and they just didn't know what to do but then I ensured that they settled down


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[Assistant] We prioritized our work and in fact in a very organized manner we completed the project. Of course we also worked late nights but that definitely helped to submit our project in four days. So I think working under pressure is not too bad for me.


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[Assistant] So this is one of the best ways that you can answer to this question.


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[Assistant] Dartmoor Prison. Isolated from the outside world by walls of granite.


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[Assistant] Well, it won't be long till we know who they are and from where they operate. Who's covering them?


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[Assistant] You want us to break the box apart, sir, to see if there's anything the x-ray hasn't caught? No, not yet. Do you mind if I take it?


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[Assistant] The governor of Dartmoor prison informed us, sir, in answer to Mr. Holmes' question, that all three musical boxes were made by the same convict, John Davidson. Served on a seven-year term, sir. Davidson? The Bank of England plates. That'll be all. Yes, sir. No, we're getting somewhere.


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[Assistant] As long as Mr Holmes seems to know all about it already, I suppose there's no harm in telling you. Uh, two years ago in London, there occurred a robbery of such tremendous importance


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[Assistant] Offered him a shorter sentence if he'd tell us where he'd hidden the plates. Why, we even put in...


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[Assistant] But replacing all the five pound notes in circulation would be such a herculean task that nothing's been done about it as yet.


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[Assistant] Golders Green Station reports they've just found Sergeant Thompson's body. From the tire marks on his clothes.


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[Assistant] But Scotland Yard has searched worse haystacks and found an eagle.


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[Assistant] That man. What will they do to him? Tomorrow he will be hung, drawn and courted. And then he'll be safe.


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[Assistant] Don't they? I thought it might make me seem bucolic and charming.


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[Assistant] So that is how things stand. I'm glad that is clear.


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[Assistant] And the devil's skill. Speaking of the devil, Donna, where's that pasty fellow William? I would have expected him to be waiting at table. Perhaps he has been taken ill. Not another of those pesky fevers I hope.


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[Assistant] Perhaps. Is this all you are, common thief? But I steal from the best.


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[Assistant] Parkline? And what would the likes of you be doing in Parkline?


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[Assistant] Follow that cab. Here now, what? Gotland Yard. Hop in.


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[Assistant] We can't be snake bit again as far as, can we take away the football and protect it? Drew, I bet you didn't know this, I'mma tell you this.


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[Assistant] Do you know that the Saints are coming off their worst team ever, uh, the worst season ever in Saints history for takeaways?


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[Assistant] That were both franchise lows. Considering as good as our secondary was, there's two franchise lows. Well, you know this. Okay, let's say we've played a handful of games. Can't we be plus four instead of minus four or something? I mean, you know how much difference that makes.


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[Assistant] Drew, you bring up Taysom Hill. I said there should be a category for him, I don't know, in the Pro Football Hall of Fame. Not a regionalized Hall of Fame, but I mean, talk about Jack of all trades, uh, Swiss Army Knife. I mean, have you ever witnessed a quarterback that can run past you or run over you?


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[Assistant] And then it's capable, uh, to do some play action passes and then also block a punt or a return.


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[Assistant] In Chicago, squeezed between two freeways, this narrow strip is needed to connect two halves of a gerrymandered district to keep it contiguous as is right.


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[Assistant] Gets a perfect game in basketball 3 point contest. I will gift him 100 subs in his Twitch stream. So that's $5 a sub.


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[Assistant] Oh, no, just kidding. We're 31. I'm not here to do Wii fitness tests. I need to stop getting distracted.


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[Assistant] I'm here to go back to the hardest platinum medal there is to get on this game, which is golf target practice. We need like an astronomical with the emphasis on ass amount of points in.


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[Assistant] Whatever many shots this is. Yeah, I totally forgot how many I need, but it's like 800 or something. We got incredibly close last time we did this. That's not enough. It's not enough.


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[Assistant] Remember, it gives you points based on where the ball first touches down. So if it rolls into the hundred, that doesn't count. It's all about where it touches. Where it touches grass.


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[Assistant] Which is what I need to do is touch grass. I need to touch grass and eat ass. If I can stop doing the same fucking swing I don't want over and over again, that'd be awesome. Why am I getting the pop-up?


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[Assistant] Can, you know, I'm trying to put more force into the shot and we get miniscule, miniscule amount more power. It's like I'm being power capped right now, except, except in our practice wing, we just destroyed the shit out of it.


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[Assistant] But nah, when we go to swing, Beatbox chokes up on the club and hits it like a little bitch. Oh, there ya go, ya hit it like a fuckin' man. And then you, uh, mmmm.


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[Assistant] Ooh, that's, that's as close as we've gotten. Still only a 50.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna do a rare practice swing here because I'm getting really frustrated already. And we have yet to get one single 100. Yeah, of course. Go suck.


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[Assistant] Nope. It's a 50, which is close. Ooh, that was the closest we've gotten to 100. Maybe we're onto something. I'm not gonna restart.


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[Assistant] Nope, nevermind. Oh my goodness, I think we finally hit it right. Holy shit. It took me ten minutes of restarting to get that. And then we fuck it up. And then we throw it away. Like it's last Christmas.


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[Assistant] The first two shots you essentially have to get a hundred and a hundred. There's really no excuse.


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[Assistant] And there is, there, but there is, but there is an excuse. The excuse is, Beef Boss, we're back to the usual.


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[Assistant] We had a nice run of having a couple games in a row that...


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[Assistant] We hit the hundred and then proceeded to overhead it. No. No. No. Yes.


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[Assistant] No. This game is literally squeegeeing my wiener. There's no point to practice shots. I swear they just throw me off more.


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[Assistant] What a dime that is, but if we can get two in a row I will, I will take off my pants.


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[Assistant] Well, as I figured, we're not gonna get to in a row. Hi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi. Hi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi. I want to die-yi.


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[Assistant] Terrible. I wonder though if they moved the target. So this speed right here was the hundred.


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[Assistant] If then I'd always keep on hitting it too hard or too soft from that too. If this is just programmed to troll me.


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[Assistant] If pain could be epitomized, this is it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that was great. Our practice swing was fantastic. What does our regular swing do? What our regular swing always does. SUCKS ASS!


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[Assistant] It's a little too short. It's a little too short. It's a little too short.


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[Assistant] It's a little too short. It's too short. It's too short. It's a little too short. It's too short. It's too short. Oh, red rocket. It's way too far. It's too short. It's too short. It's too short. We get the fricking one in a thousand perfect shot and the next shot goes to fricking Egypt. Oh, there it is. Is that too much actually? No, it's right in the middle. Yep. There's a one in a million. Everybody take pictures, fricking record this for the scrapbook. Uh, that


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[Assistant] Of course not. Of course not. Of course it's too short. Holy crap. If only this was our second shot from the last game. We would have had two in a row, but maybe, maybe this is the game. It is the game. We got two in a row. We can't look back now.


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[Assistant] Literally cannot look back now. We have to do it on this game because it has taken us way too long to get two 100s in a row.


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[Assistant] And we're not getting a third. I think the wind's gonna push it back a little too much. Youuuuuuuu. It was so close. It was so frickin' close.


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[Assistant] That is smack dab in the middle. If only that 150 was not a 50. Oh boy.


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[Assistant] So we probably can under hit it. This should be our special. This is our kind of shot. Actually that might be perfect.


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[Assistant] Wow, okay, okay. The, the, the possibility, I, I can't remember how many points we need. It's like 800, right? No. Okay, I'm getting nervous. Okay, that should be good.


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[Assistant] 450. Oh my god, we needed to hit that still harder. I thought the wind was g- it's a 14 mile an hour hurricane! And it didn't really push it that much.


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[Assistant] We only need a hundred points in two shots. I'm pretty sure. Or is it 850?


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[Assistant] No way, we're gonna find out. I can't remember.


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[Assistant] I just gotta crush the motherfucking shit out of this, and I did not crush the motherfucking shit out of this. In fact, I did really bad. I really screwed it.


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[Assistant] I needed to aim way- oh yeah, okay, well we're GG. GG.


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[Assistant] GG. We're screwed. I need to- I'm just gonna try to crush it. That's all I can try to do.


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[Assistant] It's amazing to me how good we were doing just to fall apart at the end. Yea, Platinum was 800. We needed only 100 points in two shots, literally two 50s and we couldn't do it. We got a 10 and a 25.


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[Assistant] Well, it was nice to have a little bit of excitement after 30 minutes of pain, and now we're back to 30 minutes of pain. I think the last time I played this, I played it on my Wii U.


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[Assistant] Which is why our records weren't here from the last time we did this. I can't remember what I got, I was very close the last time we did this as well.


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[Assistant] I have these games, I have these frickin' inspirational games out of the blue.


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[Assistant] Wow, that- that is- the- e- e- beatbox. Put your pants around your goddamn ankles for that bitch of a shot.


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[Assistant] I don't get it. I am swinging so hard, but the ball doesn't even go that far.


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[Assistant] Holy crap. Our inspirational game? Another inspirational game? That might be alright.


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[Assistant] Wow, thank you for giving me that 100. I hope that six mile an hour wind is gonna be the boost we need. Thank you, six mile per hour wind.


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[Assistant] Okay, a bit devastating. That's actually very devastating in fact.


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[Assistant] You're a pussy game. This could be good.


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[Assistant] Thank you. We need all 100s to finish this out to have a chance, by the way.


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[Assistant] And then we get a 30 mile per hour wind. Literally the worst day in the world to play golf now.


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[Assistant] Those last shots in those incredibly unfavorable wins are not very favorable. And that is why though, these shots, you have to get, like, I can't settle for a 50. Yea, it's still possible since we got a 50 there. It's still possible to 800. But with those last shots being so bad,


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[Assistant] I don't even care anymore. I'm just hitting it. I'm not, I'm not even thinking about it cause I'm so pissed that we, we blew that. No, no, I'm, I'm gonna go fuck myself. You get like all 100s are fine. It was very close to 100.


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[Assistant] Now we really need all hundreds. What are we at? 475 with three shots left.


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[Assistant] No, it's not possible. I think we took performance enhancing drugs. We're suddenly the Hulk, hitting a golf ball.


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[Assistant] I've mastered the art of hitting it too hard and too soft.


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[Assistant] The art of hitting at the right speed is, is some freaking shit that you have to learn at some freaking Taekwondo class in a strip mall.


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[Assistant] I wish you'd hit the fucking ball. Too short.


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[Assistant] You know what that is? You know what that is? You know what that is? You know what that is? You know what that is? You know what that is? You know what that is? You know what that is? You know what that is? You know what that is? You know what that is? Too short. That was too short. That was not enough power. Let's put more power.


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[Assistant] And guess what? You know what that is? You know what that is? Just a little short again. Thank you. Thank you.


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[Assistant] I think playing freaking Wii Sports Golf is worse than smoking from my lungs. Wow, look at this.


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[Assistant] I mean, we all know what that is. We all very well know that that is short. What is that? On target? Wow.


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[Assistant] You're really splitting ass hairs in order to hit this 100.


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[Assistant] I'm surprised I've even gotten close at this to be honest with you.


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[Assistant] Although, at the same time, at some point, the frickin' blind squirrel finds a nut. I'm sitting here.


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[Assistant] Hitting these golf balls too short so many times in a row, eventually, I gotta hit it right. Yeah, okay.


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[Assistant] Or the blind squirrel gets fucking blinded and starves to death. I don't fucking know anymore. And guess what? I think we overshot it again.


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[Assistant] Well this is a, this is a new outcome now that's just appeared in the last few games. I've now thrown it over the 100 a couple times. Not ridiculously over the 100, but just barely. Guess what I've gotten really good at? Thrown it just right over the 100.


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[Assistant] I can give this a hundred circle, the rim job of its life with these golf balls, but I cannot get it in the hole. Is that actually on target? Is it too far? Too far.


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[Assistant] I'm having a lot of fun right now. Nope. I go too far!


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[Assistant] Losing my mind! I'm actually losing my fucking mind!


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[Assistant] I had 100 again. I'm actually gonna cry. I'm gonna go sit on my flagpole.


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[Assistant] Have you ever thought about that? I just don't ag- I- I really don't agree. I just- I just think this game is smoking mirrors about their fucking power bar. I really do. I- I- I don't know if it truly knows what the hell I'm swinging at, or if it's like, eh, you know.


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[Assistant] We'll give him this. Ah, this is what we'll give him. No matter how- Okay, we finally hit 100. I just don't buy it. You know, I just don't buy...


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[Assistant] The speed differences at which I get in the game based on how fast I swing it in real life.


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[Assistant] Is that enough? I think it might be just short. Oh wow. That's, that's debatable, I would say, but.


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[Assistant] Whatever, the game wants to be generous. Be generous again, somehow make that in the center, please.


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[Assistant] I'm pretty sick of this now. I am losing my mind. I am trying to entertain myself.


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[Assistant] Through my own shortcomings at golf, I'm just trying to make noises versus get angry. Like distract my brain from getting angry at the repetitiveness and the frustrations that I would otherwise be having. I don't know how that's 100 by the way, but I'll take it.


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[Assistant] To get two in a row. I'm convinced this game just wants me to sit here all day until my ass becomes part of the chair fucking playing this with how inconsistent it's being.


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[Assistant] I forget about that part. Maybe now we're ready. And that's a little short.


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[Assistant] Gripsense uses a novel combination of gyroscope and vibration motor to infer pressure applied on the screen. We trigger the vibration motor when a user touches the screen.


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[Assistant] It is evident that the vibration of the device decreases with increase in pressure.


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[Assistant] While using devices with one hand, users often feel the need for a robust and intuitive alternate input method.


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[Assistant] Here, users zoom into a map by pressing hard and light touch helps the user zoom out.


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[Assistant] This can be useful in a number of postures and situations. Here, grip sense is used on a table to toggle between lower and upper case.


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[Assistant] User presses hard to enter uppercase letters whereas less pressure is used to enter lowercase letters.


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[Assistant] Got me into HCI, so I was a grad student, I was a PhD student here from 2006 to 2012, and as Michael mentioned, I did not start out in HCI, but taking the HCI intro class and going to these seminar talks really inspired me to get into HCI, so I actually had


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[Assistant] Several of my bucket list dreams, one of them in grad school was to give a Google tech talk, and the other one was to be invited to give a seminar talk here, so I've checked those things off, so now my life is complete for the most part, or something. No, there's more stuff I want to do.


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[Assistant] Uhm, most obvious population, if you want to be a software engineer, these are great jobs, they're everywhere internationally, you have to learn programming. If you want to be a data scientist, which is a, a really fast growing role in industry now, uhm, it involves, uh, basic programming skills.


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[Assistant] Uh, in fact, if you want to be a scientist or engineer in any field, uh, you have to learn programming. So this is one of my best friends from childhood. His name's Kevin. He's on the left here. You think that he's an oceanographer, so you think that he's out on the ocean doing all this glamour science stuff, but he only spends probably a few percent of his time doing that, and most of his time he's


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[Assistant] Uh, now people in all sorts of business and non-technical roles are flocking to learn programming, both in college and also on the job. Uh, we have a CHI paper coming out in the CHI conference in a few months, uh, where we surveyed and interviewed a lot of, uh, non-technical people at large technology companies asking them about


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[Assistant] There has been a lot of excitement around, uh, learning programming in school, uh, recently. So there's all these initiatives about coding, uh, code.org and Hour of Code and all the stuff about in-school settings. So in school you have things like one-on-one tutoring where people are drawing diagrams and, uh, and kind of tutoring you in a very high touch way.


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[Assistant] You have pair programming and peer learning where you're in the computer lab and you're, uh, you're working together, uhm, in, in these, uh, lab settings. You have one to many tutoring. So you have, uh, you have computer labs with maybe 20 or 30 students and you have an instructor or TA walking around, uh, assisting people. And one of my colleagues, Mark Guzdow,


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[Assistant] Recently released this book that surveyed over 300 papers in the computing education literature, which mostly looked at techniques and tools for helping people learn programming better in a school setting. So there's a lot of really great people working on improving, improving and studying this.


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[Assistant] What I'm interested in is a far larger population and it's observation the majority of people who want to learn programming or learn anything for that matter are not in school. So since we're at a university we think of


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[Assistant] Learning as, you know, K-12 or college, but in fact there are people of all ages and stripes all around the world who want to learn these really practical skills like programming, but they don't have access to in-person resources.