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[Assistant] You go on Twitter and you challenge one of the pros to a friendly. They'll be like, okay, let's play. If they have time, they'll play.


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[Assistant] They'll more than likely beat you. They're pros for a reason.


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[Assistant] And this guy was just doing everything to avoid it. So it died, it died down. He deleted his tweets. I kept mine up. You could still find my version and my part of the exchange on Twitter.


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[Assistant] He deletes it. A week later he tweets some inspirational shit.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he, he, he knew immediately and at one point he tweeted out, oh,


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[Assistant] I got a screenshot of this. He tweeted out this random guy.


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[Assistant] It's a gaming convention? Yea, it's the biggest competition for Mortal Kombat, Smash Bros, Street Fighter. Oh, okay, they put those all under one roof? Yea, thousands of people are watching, man. Interesting. And he was gonna be there. He didn't show up. Wow. I was like, there's no point in me going.


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[Assistant] And people were telling me, oh, you know Lupe didn't go to EVO, right? Like really? I would have wasted my money then. Cause that would have been the only reason why I would have went.


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[Assistant] No, while I was going to do this, I had an actual plan. I was going to walk up to him pretending to be a fan and pretend to take a selfie with him and have my tweets and be like, hey, you remember this? While live streaming it.


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[Assistant] Once you get to this level, right, you get to a certain level of YouTube, Twitch, Twitter, no matter where, you start to spot the fraudulent.


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[Assistant] And it's really easy. She is the typical YouTuber who's a fraud. In terms of personality, in terms- because she says at the end where she thought it meant homie.


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[Assistant] No lie, I sneezed, and the guy said, you sneeze like a N-word. I'm like, what the fuck is wrong with you? Because I call it duty?


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[Assistant] Context is everything, people are ignoring it. They're just saying, they see that he's white.


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[Assistant] It's such a normal thing. No one had a problem with me saying, oh, yo, yo, what's good, my nigga? In New York, a fucking Hispanic person.


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[Assistant] You see it here and they see that I'm light skinned, they assume automatically I'm white. And then the minute they hear me speak I'm like, dude, I'm from fucking Harlem.


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[Assistant] I had to educate this girl on Twitter the other day and let her know, just because we have different skin color doesn't mean we're not cut from the same cloth. I'm Dominican. You go back to Dominican Republic, you see Haitians and Dominicans beefing to the point where they're decapitating each other just because of skin color over there.


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[Assistant] Uh, Haitians, because they're darker than Dominicans.


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[Assistant] Are getting decapitated because they're being associated with black.


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[Assistant] And the same thing with Dominicans, if you're dark skinned, they think you're Haitian, they're gonna put one in you.


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[Assistant] There's always going to be that one person that thinks that they can tell me how I should run my social media.


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[Assistant] And at this point, I've reached a point where I do what I want. I would have not made it.


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[Assistant] If you don't like it either keep scrolling or leave me the fuck alone.


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[Assistant] Alright, everyone has an opinion. Why are you overvaluing your opinion over the thousands of people I interact with?


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[Assistant] Why should I stop my- going about my day because you're offended?


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[Assistant] And it's this era, this new generation where they just want to be coddled. The whole fucking time.


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[Assistant] And then I came back over the summer to go pick up my diploma, cause they fucked up my last name, and I was six foot four.


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[Assistant] Uh, parent-teacher conferences in a couple months. Why are you here right now? Who are you picking up? I'm like, I'm here to pick up my diploma. How am I supposed to get into college and I can't provide the right diploma?


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[Assistant] I had, growing up like that, I had to learn how to have the comebacks. People go on my tour and they're like, you're so sharp, you're so quick, you always got something to say. I had to learn how to be that way.


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[Assistant] I remember the first time I roasted someone back, I got punched right in the fucking face. Really? Yeah.


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[Assistant] Uhm, he says something about me, and I stood up, and I was like, that's why you're gonna end up working at McDonald's. I said to him, cause he was flunking. I think I was like in the fifth grade, I said that to him. And he got up, and he just rocked my shit.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and then him and his brothers caught me after school and just jumped me. It was like eight of them. They just beat the shit out of me. That was the worst I've ever been beaten up. Really? Yeah, they were pissed off.


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[Assistant] When he punched me, the teacher came in and security came, they broke it up. And they said, my mom came, but she didn't take me back because I wasn't really in trouble. I was the one who got punched. And they were like, oh, he can stay, but we were just letting you know what happened. She got worried. She's a Hispanic mom. She's going to freak out no matter what.


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[Assistant] He came back, I guess his mom let him go back outside or something cause he left, came back and all I remember was getting tripped. The guy swept me on my foot and I fell forward and I'm getting stomped down and getting punched.


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[Assistant] Stopped, punched, and people were just watching. No one was trying to help. And from there on, I realized that what I said to him got him so mad that I won that verbal. All I had to do was just learn how to fight.


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[Assistant] If I know how to fight, and I know how to come back with my words, I'm good.


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[Assistant] I had one of my friends' dad sign the waiver for me. Because, you know, I was a kid, I couldn't just come in and I ended up, as I got older, working my first job at 13.


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[Assistant] I told her I was doing math in chess club, so she doesn't get worried. But I was actually sparring and fighting.


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[Assistant] She's a Pentecostal Christian woman, so anything that goes against the Bible, you know, she was religious. I couldn't even collect Pokemon cards growing up.


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[Assistant] I came home one day and I saw all my Yu-Gi-Oh cards shredded in the trash. Hey, what's up with that meme?


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[Assistant] Because the minute, the minute that we have a tweet exchange, you're gonna get stuff like that. They're just gonna jump in and they're just gonna reply with something so random that it's just gonna, if you think about it too much it's gonna fuck you up.


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[Assistant] Well, as I grew bigger on social media, it became to the point where people are submitting things for me. It's almost as if the page runs itself, and I've made it into a community.


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[Assistant] You know, I'm not going to tell you what to say or post. Just don't be a dickhead in my comments towards each other or towards me. We all cool over here, you know, but if I find something funny, if you're showing me something funny, I'm going to post it. But when I first started out, I was staying up late photoshopping shit, you know?


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[Assistant] I was just making a whole bunch of shit for months and months and they were going viral but no one knew it was coming from me.


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[Assistant] Facebook? Man, uh, it's again a bad thing. A lot of people who are mostly Twitter-based hate Facebook.


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[Assistant] But Facebook is full of hate groups. That's one thing about- Literal hate groups? Like- Literal hate groups. I had a friend that worked at Facebook and his job was to-


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[Assistant] Look through people's messages who are known pedophiles. Registered pedophiles.


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[Assistant] Where they were exchanging child porn. Wow. He had to sit there hours and hours and read everything.


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[Assistant] But my page got unpublished for a week because I said the word Muslim and Islam. And automatically it got flagged for hate. They didn't read everything surrounding those words.


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[Assistant] And they went and he got arrested. He got arrested literally the same fucking day they found out where he lived. Wow. Yea, that was three years ago. That's insane. Yea.


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[Assistant] You could look at porn stars, they're open about what they do. They're straight up open. But then, I don't know if you're familiar with cosplay.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you could look at like some cosplay checks, they do something called Patreon. Patreon is a service where people pay to subscribe to you and every month you get a certain gift from the person and there's like tier.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and they, there's chicks. There was one that I knew.


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[Assistant] And what she does is, if you pay like $100 a month, she'll send you softcore porn.


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[Assistant] Like, there's no different than the prostitute in the corner willing to give you a hand job for 20 bucks. You're still helping someone bust a nut. There's no different. The only thing is they're open to buy it and you're not.


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[Assistant] Well, you also have the people who put you down for what you do. They think they're better than you, but they do something in a similar aspect, and they think they're above you for it. You know, cause I've seen cosplay chicks put down porn stars.


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[Assistant] I've had conversations with a lot of famous porn stars like Kendra Luss, Mia Khalifa, Abela Danger, all these chicks. I've had conversations with them and they're so down to earth. They're so fucking cool. They don't have an ego attached to them. But then you got the random chick on the bus that you met who has 10,000 Instagram followers and she thinks she's a shit.


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[Assistant] Well, because what happened is, is that content creates a demographic.


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[Assistant] So if you decide to create a demographic with just gaming commentary, then go there for the gaming, and then it will become exposed to the public.


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[Assistant] It's either I keep being myself, I hope it pays off, or...


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[Assistant] So loud, because that's essentially, I'm compromising my integrity. And I realized I can't do that. Imagine if I didn't swear. Like there was one point I declined a partnership with Sony.


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[Assistant] And they said, oh yeah, you could bring your fans, but we're going to have someone moderate the chat for you. And I was like, no, I have my own moderators. And then they said, okay, well that's fine. We'll have our moderators answer questions that your mods can't answer. I'm like, okay, what else do I need to know? Oh, the nature of your content. You cannot swear.


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[Assistant] They flat out told me, I can't swear, they were gonna pay me a lot of fucking money too.


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[Assistant] They watched the stream that I had where I talk about how I lost my virginity and they saw that and went based off of that.


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[Assistant] That painted a picture for them of my character. And I told them, well, I come with my fans.


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[Assistant] You know, it's a package deal. You just don't, you see a six figure follower count and think, that's what you get. No, I'm the one who's in charge. Okay. I'm the boss.


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[Assistant] Memes, uh, I think it's just being a free spirit. Right. Really. Like, I compose gaming content, they'll understand. I compose something about anime, they'll understand. But they're also really intelligent to the actual culture.


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[Assistant] When it comes to hip hop, I've posted hip- old- old school hip hop, they know about it.


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[Assistant] It's not like they're so detached from actual culture. They know about it. So it's actually so diverse and I built it that way. Because I try not to stay linear with my content. I'm always talking about what's trending. Trying to keep them up to date with what's going on. And they know what's relevant and what isn't.


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[Assistant] But also think about it as who you decide to work with.


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[Assistant] Well think about it like this, I'll put it into perspective. What was the most views you got in a video? And a day.


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[Assistant] Imagine if each view was one individual person standing in a fucking room. That is something they wish they could have.


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[Assistant] Some of them know my real name because they met me.


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[Assistant] And, you know, I'll go to conventions, uh, there was like booths that I'll run and I'll work with brands and I get into conventions for free. They'll send me back.


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[Assistant] They will know. The reason why I started getting recognized is because I started streaming.


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[Assistant] It's fun. When I stream on Twitch, I'll get a couple hundred. If I go on Facebook, I'll get a couple thousand.


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[Assistant] Yeah, the only time I make money is through YouTube and Twitch.


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[Assistant] I'm very transparent with how I make money to my fans through social media. I always get the people who'll be like, hey, how do you make money? And then I'll be like, if you don't know how, I'm not gonna explain it.


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[Assistant] You know, but obviously if I'm, if I have a brand deal with,


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[Assistant] Like right now I just signed a brand new Origin PC. It's a huge gaming PC company. I'm obviously going to make money with them.


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[Assistant] I just become transparent so people can never say I lie.


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[Assistant] Yeah, because as long as I'm open with- I- I'm open even if they're not asking. They could be like, oh, nobody cares. Well, I'm putting the info out there, so you can never say I never put the info out there.


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[Assistant] Because there will always be people, I've had people write the most bogus articles about me.


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[Assistant] I've been on many websites. It even happened at one point, uh, there was a branch of CNN Canada.


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[Assistant] Yeah, wow, that's fucked up. It blew up and I was just being an asshole.


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[Assistant] 140 characters. They decided to paint this picture about me.


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[Assistant] That I hate, I'm anti-Justin Bieber, I don't respect the dead, you know, but then it ended up on Complex Magazine at one point.


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[Assistant] And they painted this positive picture about me. Really? Saying, oh, he's just a funny guy who posted this and you know, these are some of his tweets.


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[Assistant] And from there, that's when I started blowing up. Yeah. Because I've reached the point where I'm no longer on just Reddit. Right. Now I'm actually reaching mainstream media at that point.


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[Assistant] It's cause, it's cause there's two things that scare them. It's success and influence. The minute PewDiePie's income got disclosed, he became a target.


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[Assistant] Yup, and that's why I don't tell my fans how much I make.


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[Assistant] You know, I asked my degree, I've worked a lot in my life, you know. Yeaah, I'm successful.


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[Assistant] I choose to, I choose to do this as a hobby instead of, you know, an actual career because I have that luxury. Many people don't have that luxury. And I remember at one point I said a lot of people don't like that what they struggle to do as a career I do as a hobby and I excel.


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[Assistant] And I do feel bad, but I can't help the world. I'm not Jesus.


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[Assistant] You know, I'm not the second coming of Jesus. I do what makes me happy and what I have fun with.


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[Assistant] You know, go outside, I'm traveling, you know, I could afford it. Just now, before I came here, I was with my girl, and well, my girls, and chilling, and


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[Assistant] A lot of girls don't even know what 8 inches are anymore. They get with a guy who's like actually like 7, 6 inches and they believe that's a big dick until they actually have a big dick.


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[Assistant] But just don't forget that New York was on top for most of the time.


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[Assistant] A lot of the times, how people dress, you're creative.


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[Assistant] I see people wearing thums out here, you know.


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[Assistant] And now, and now you see people wearing Timbs. Ironically.


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[Assistant] At the same time, remember back in the day when people used to wear filas and all that, you could still see people rocking those. It's just...


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[Assistant] Sometimes we don't even look at the style anymore. It's more as if I fuck with you or if I don't. That's all that matters.


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[Assistant] And on top of that, people from Brooklyn, they have everything that they need. They'll need to leave Brooklyn.


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[Assistant] We know there's a life outside of the state, obviously, but we don't know that there's actually a life out there, you know? And with me, I felt so stuck in New York that...


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[Assistant] Had I not went to Virginia Beach, have a good time, I would have not realized that. There is like life after death, so to speak. And it woke me up.


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[Assistant] That's what happened to me. You know, I saw people were much nicer.


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[Assistant] I was hitting the gym every single day because I felt I had to be physically peaked every single time. Had the nicest clothes. Now I don't go fuck.


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[Assistant] You know? I'm 28 now. I don't care. Because that's not what gets me with people. Right. You know? And at that time,


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[Assistant] You got people who try to roast you just because you're not up to date in certain things.


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[Assistant] Okay, I'm 28, I'm not wearing the freshest Jordans, but I make more money than...


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[Assistant] And it was a lifestyle that I didn't want to have to continuously keep up with. Because one, it kind of trapped me.


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[Assistant] And to this circle of negativity constantly.


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[Assistant] Every single day, you go on the train station, you see kids.


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[Assistant] Dressed in the freshest clothes, and you feel incompetent because you're not it. So then you go to the store, you go buy those clothes, and then you go on the train again, and it's like an endless cycle over and over again.


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[Assistant] They dressed and shopped at like Gap and Old Navy.


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[Assistant] You know, they don't have to go to the most expensive stores and constantly drop $400, uh, on a fucking pair of jeans and a shirt.


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[Assistant] You kinda have to at this point too. Because if you don't stand out, you will never be seen.


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[Assistant] I told myself that once I hit a million, or if I get verified on Twitter,


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[Assistant] I'm just gonna go straight to Vegas and just livestream my whole experience there and just fucking party and have a good fucking time. But at the same time, I don't like putting that image out there either.


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[Assistant] You know, I'm very careful. It's weird for me to say that I'm actually careful with my image because what I put out there will stick.


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[Assistant] How I develop, I always tell people who are up and coming on social media, how you want your image to be projected a couple years from now, matters how you start.


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[Assistant] How you start dictates the direction that you're gonna go. So if I decide suddenly to go buy a fucking half a million dollar Lambo.


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[Assistant] You know? And, it's- I don't wanna have to keep up with-


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[Assistant] I always just make sure, just know my bills are paid and I'm eating good. That's all that matters.


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[Assistant] It is, and you know what? I was thinking of doing it as a full time thing. Uh huh. Within the next year or two.


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[Assistant] Oh. Yeah. And I have never, I have never, we could call it heroin. Okay. I tell people I'm a prostitute.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna be so transparent about it. I'm gonna talk to them about it and say, this is where I came from. You know, I used to be homeless, I used to be broke, but this is how much I've worked and this is what I used to do. You saw all the status updates, you saw the tweets and everything, but while you were looking at that, this is what I was doing. So five to ten years from now, I want to start a network with people who are doing what I,


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[Assistant] Because there's a lot of influencers.


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[Assistant] Who are way more famous and popular than that, but they can't even get a brand deal.


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[Assistant] They don't know what it is to have a brand deal with someone. They don't know what it is to get free shit.


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[Assistant] Kind of like a little dynasty. That's how I see it. A dynasty of people who do what I do. And we just basically take over.


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[Assistant] Just be an entertainer, and just, I just want to make people laugh.


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[Assistant] To that at all. And it is because I put a lot of Hispanic exclusive content out there. You know, I'll say jokes at only people. Like I was mentioning a song, Suavemente. So here and there, I feel like I don't get the joke. Yeah, but Hispanics immediately know, you hear that song, your house is cleaned because it's such a,


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[Assistant] And what comes with that is all extra. Because I can go on the rest of my life still doing this and not get a brand deal.


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[Assistant] The brand deals help because it makes me bring better quality content. If I didn't have certain brand deals, I wouldn't be able to afford the PC setup that I have to stream high definition and best quality that I can bring, you know, because I was paying out of pocket just to not make a return. And a lot of people can't do that.


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[Assistant] They start off and they have to work at their job at a retail store or whatever and they're making nine an hour. They can't afford to put $3,000 in a computer setup just to stream for fun.


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[Assistant] So I'm going to go rob somebody just for that. Right. And I want to put out there that


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[Assistant] If I can do it, you can't too, but I'm gonna show you how to get to that point. Right. Because social media has a lot of fucking money, and it's better to be your own boss than constantly having to wake up, hating your life, because you have to work for a paycheck. Ugh, can't even imagine. Because I've been there.


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[Assistant] I had to wake up at 4 o'clock in the morning to go to a job at 5.30 in the morning just


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[Assistant] Exactly, it's either you're a zombie who makes money or you're a human.


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[Assistant] I can go sleep knowing that I'm not gonna get arrested tomorrow.


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[Assistant] When I go on Twitter, I get thousands and thousands of messages, weekly. Whether it's Instagram DMs or Facebook messages. And it's always the same people who...


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[Assistant] Come to me at all the people for actual advice. And it's usually like girl advice and stuff like that. Dudes who are down in the dumps. And I look at them and I was like, I've been the same person too.


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[Assistant] Going through hell, just keep going, just keep going. It's an actual quote. Going through hell, keep going.


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[Assistant] I do what I do because it makes me happy and it's fun, but I can also make a living doing it too. Why can't you?


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[Assistant] And then they'll have their reasons, and it's like, okay, well, I'm gonna show you what you can do.


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[Assistant] I'm there with multiple tabs open, you know, I'm reading messages, I'm responding to all these messages to know that I'm actually a real person on the other side of the screen. That I am a person who has, I have feelings, you know, I'm a person who sees everything, I'm reading the comments, I'm reading the messages, and I do care.


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[Assistant] Look at me and don't like that I'm happy with what I do.


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[Assistant] For some reason, my happiness is a weapon towards them and they want to take that away.


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[Assistant] Why does he have a petition against her? And then you read some of the comments and it's like, oh, I don't find him funny and this and that. So my idea is don't look at my content.


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[Assistant] You know, if you don't follow me, and you don't like my content.


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[Assistant] And you know what, I let them know that you can have an opinion.


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[Assistant] Just know that- Be respectful is all I'm saying. I'll respect your opinion, but they have this- there's people-


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[Assistant] Who think that they can insult you and disguise it as criticism.


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[Assistant] It, for some reason, I provide the service. They think this is yelp, where they can list all of their problems that they have with my page and how I run my page, and that it's beneficial to me for them to give me these harsh


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[Assistant] Tell them, well, if you don't like a certain post, you can either wait for the next post or just go away.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. And the director came at me. He sent his fans after me.


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[Assistant] There's an article, you can look me up and you can find the article immediately and try to pacify me.


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[Assistant] They, okay, so, and I'm sure you know how they operate, right? They'll lock you out of your account temporarily. So this is what they did, and this was really odd. My tweet was just randomly gone.


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[Assistant] And I'm looking, I'm scrolling, I'm like, guys, it's gone. I never deleted it. And then I'm locked out. It was almost like I was on Facebook.


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[Assistant] Now I'm logged out and then they put a warning saying that they had to remove my tweet or lock my account.


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[Assistant] Ghostbusters 2 is not happening. We did it.


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[Assistant] So had they met the budget, then more than likely a sequel was happening. But they didn't. So I was celebrating that they didn't. The movie was awful. It was trash.


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[Assistant] The director of the movie retweeted my tweet.


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[Assistant] Yeah, retweet, retweet it so all his feminist followers can go and attack it and my mentions blew up.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he did that to me and I was getting attacked and there were mass reporting me. They just couldn't handle the criticism that not everyone's gonna like the movie.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it just wasn't entertaining. And you know what? I'm the one who paid money to watch it.


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[Assistant] Heed and pay for me, you know? And on top of that, he's a seasoned director.


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[Assistant] He knew it was bad. It was a cash grab and it was just an awful movie.


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[Assistant] You should have to bring someone down to bring someone else up. Exactly. And that's what that movie was doing. And I was not for that. I am for feminism. I am for equal rights.


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[Assistant] How I see it is, it's either none of it's okay or all of it is okay. Pick a side. Because if you tell me something is not okay, but it's okay in a different context, why?


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[Assistant] For example, they will listen to music that's misogynist. You know, you got J. Cole who puts some misogynistic lyrics out there and people, it slips their mind and they're like, Oh, I love J. Cole. I love J. Cole. But then if you use the word female.


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[Assistant] I feel like there's social immunity for certain aspects and for certain things because even me at a certain point I've reached a certain point of social immunity at a certain point because it's expected for me to say something wild.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and you know what? There's brands who have reached out to me and then cancelled whatever agreement, like Ubisoft. I got into this big fucking thing with Ubisoft because, uh, one of the community managers, he was a pro Hillary supporter.


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[Assistant] And I made jokes about Hilary losing. It was fucking funny of me.


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[Assistant] He got upset. He followed me two weeks prior to the election. And we were talking about doing a giveaway to my fans.


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[Assistant] It was all said and done, it was just a matter of time just waiting until the game comes out and the game came out post-election. Either pre-election or post-election.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I made jokes about the Hillary Clinton thing. He got offended and blocked me.


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[Assistant] And then now I have to go until after promoting the game and promoting what we were going to do. I have to go back to my fans and say, yeah, it's not going to happen.


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[Assistant] That makes my reputation get tarnished a little bit because I ended up making false


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[Assistant] That's why, and that's why I did. I went on a different Twitter account and I DM'd him and I was like, dude, uh, it's Margot Obama on Twitter. You blocked me because I made Hillary Clinton jokes.


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[Assistant] He then rebuttos and he rebutts and says, oh no, it's because you're misogynistic and unprofessional.


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[Assistant] And then I said to him, well, I wasn't unprofessional and misogynistic when you followed me and came to me and made the offer, right? Two weeks ago. But now I am because I made fun of the presidential candidate that you support.


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[Assistant] That's why I keep it off my page. I don't talk about it. I don't divide my following. I just support whoever the fuck you want.


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[Assistant] Don't try to convince me otherwise to choose your side. I'm here. I'm minding my own business.


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[Assistant] I have four kids, so I'm afraid for my kids, especially. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Because I need money. Yeaah. My husband and I, we stay home for two months. So now we start to work a little bit.


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[Assistant] And I'm Brad Sellers and I'm here to talk about today. The NBA again is doing the most. Now we talk about doing an in-season type tournament now. Uh, lot going on here. I'm trying to figure out where we're going here, but they always seem to be ahead of the game. So I'm going to follow along like everybody else.


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[Assistant] Don't think he's becoming a man. Get him together. I got four daughters, you know, so, uh, so, uh, so their mother was big on like she was to get out. Yeah, nope.


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[Assistant] So if your last game was trash, guess what you are. You're trash, right? Even if it hurt, right? That's the standard because the rules are if you step on the field, whether you heard or not, that mean you can play.


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[Assistant] So if you step on the field, that tells me what you feel like you can play, right? And I don't come back to me. Talk about I was hurt the new step on the field.


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[Assistant] Right. So here the people didn't jump in. They jumped in because when they're not jumping in your mess, right? Because I don't know where this is going to go. You're not going to suck me down the rabbit hole with you. That's very smart. Right. I'm going to stay out of this thing. And second thing is here. You have a chance, right? You had a chance.


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[Assistant] Let's talk pro player to pro player here, right? So there are rules and etiquette here, right? So, one, there's a responsibility, you talk about it.


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[Assistant] There was a rule in the NBA unwritten rule. Never let we should say never look in the next man's locker because you get yourself in trouble. Just worry about your own. Yeah, right. So and you understand what that means, right? So that means you got to come out and take care of your own business. The other thing is a personal responsibility about and I want you to speak to this, right?


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[Assistant] If you hit the floor, if you hit the field,


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[Assistant] You're telling everyone the players that you play with the coaches that you can play today, right? Do not come back to me later and say, well, you know, I was banged up, right? Don't.


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[Assistant] So Baker hit the field. That tells me what that he was ready to go, right?


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[Assistant] It's gotta be. You don't want to dilute expensive stuff. I'll tell you.


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[Assistant] And I've got, I've got as a good bet because I feel like the Tigers are beneath us and that's they're the Tigers. That's who they are, right? And so I feel like in time we tee up against them. We got a chance.


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[Assistant] Right. So it's a good bet. First of all, gold state is old at every other game. It's like up and down, like the Dow Jones and Dallas is not to be underestimated and Lucas coming with it. They're coming. Yeah, I know. They are tired. Last game. I think they were over game series.


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[Assistant] In order for the Mavericks to win, everybody has to get involved, right? When they really win, they spread it around and Luca can give you 28, 29, maybe 30, but he's got to get touches and then with his hands, uh, penny Smith, they've got to get involved. The only person that can get them involved is Luke. That's the guy. Yeah. I mean, triple double tonight for Luca.


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[Assistant] I talked about it on the very first show we did it. Here's the problem, right? The problem emanates from the money that's being raised in college sports, right? And the books are only being seen by one side here, right? And so now they try to create this workaround with the NIL deal to try to give these kids a chance, right? Which I don't have a problem with. This is a capitalistic society, right?


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[Assistant] Saban did was, was pointing fingers at people calling names.


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[Assistant] That's outside the rules here. So I think Jimbo Fisher was well within his right to respond in such a way that he asked for extra baggage. Like by the way, since you are that let me hit you with this right now. Give me your take on that right now. You won't hear saving talk about that right see because I tell you it's all about the money.


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[Assistant] And so when you sit out here, because I listened to the major collegiate leagues out here. Now, I'm talking about creating a Super League, right for football, right? Because it's only going to create Super League because it's about the money, right? It's about the money always. And so the problem is the problem is this.


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[Assistant] The NCAA institutes a game plan in some of these states and there really are no rules to it, right? And so now it is a free-for-all out here. And so now you got people you can't blame the people for working the rules of the system.


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[Assistant] If you could get the blue chippers to go to Howard.


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[Assistant] Their neighborhoods. It looks just like the living experience that they know every day, right? And that that when you go to Ohio State or go to a Michigan or go to Nebraska or go to, uh,


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[Assistant] Selling cow doesn't look like it doesn't look like that. No, it does not look like that. Not at all. So Deon Sanders has really been the first one to tap into this, right? So we don't know where this thing is going, but if he can be successful here, they have a problem.


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[Assistant] You had to understand my own journey, right? So I was at Wisconsin first, and then I decided to transfer to Ohio State. So let me tell you, when I went to Ohio State,


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[Assistant] Ever, right? And so, the game was set up so that you would stay where you were, right? Because you get to a place, you get to a place and find out, this is not, this is not the proper environment for me. I can't stay here, right? And so,


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[Assistant] The only thing that saved me here at Ohio, the thing that saved me, let me be honest with you, in 1983, you know what the tuition at Ohio State was for 15 credit hours?


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[Assistant] Can't do that now. Yeah, right. So that gave my parents ability. Okay. You work this job. Make this money. Give me no check and we'll pay this tuition for the year, right? That's not doing so when I went to a house that I couldn't, I couldn't get training table. I couldn't get anything. No, no cafeteria. Nothing. So guys,


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[Assistant] The Northwestern football team, when they talk about unionizing together, that changed the whole thing on his ear because at that point they won their court case. NCAA had to take it serious at that point because nobody was ever able to galvanize the workforce because you're all over the country. There's no one group that can represent you. And when they did that, then at that point it was like it's a new ball game.


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[Assistant] I wasn't ready to run to the pros yet. I still would like doing the thing down High Street, right? Right. And so this is, I don't want to forsake that, right? But the problem is the money is getting so so differential and money is getting so large that now it's going to force this thing to happen here.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he said, I'm just saying. Yeah, he said, I'm just saying.


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[Assistant] To, to, to, to both, to both point, you know, at, at some point, Francona has to get to a point where, let me bring up some, some,


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[Assistant] Well, the only way, the only way I can show it to you, you put somebody out there.


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[Assistant] You know, sometimes here people can rise to the environment that you put up. For a week or two. Right, so you can see.


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[Assistant] The environment to say, let me see what you got. I can always send you back, right? Right. You don't want to, you don't want to shank anybody's


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[Assistant] Yeah, because any smart organization in sports, once I get film on you and tape, I know what your strengths are and what your weaknesses are, and I'll advise a game plan just for you. Then you have to show me that you can respond. Can you adjust to it? Especially baseball.


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[Assistant] If you've got a great catcher who knows who knows the playbook, you know, you know, he's on the pitches. That's why.


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[Assistant] Being on the cutting edge. So this thing is coming, right? They are already in negotiations. I've been having discussions with the Players Association, which tells you, should tell you that it is really on the table here for thinking. Now go back and look.


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[Assistant] The G League already has a tournament like this. The WNBA already has an end season tournament like this. They do? Yes, they do. The G League does, right? I didn't know that. How does it work? So this is it.


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[Assistant] It's all about the money. It's all about the revenue. That's exactly what it's about, right? And Jay, you've been around this game for a long time. You know exactly what it is, right?


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[Assistant] And so they found that in the, uh, play in tournament where everybody was balking at, uh, in the beginning. Now, everybody loves the play in tournament, right? I know. So I do. I do. I just like wild card baseball.


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[Assistant] The other thing I'll tell you that sits wrong here, I think everybody can, including the old players like myself.


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[Assistant] So this is another way to do that. They're going to penalize this tournament is going to probably end up penalizing you down the stretch for, uh, not playing hard at a level. So let's say you win this tournament. There's going to be some remuneration and prize for you as well. Absolutely.


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[Assistant] Now these tickets not cheap, right? And so I buy these tickets in advance. I'm going to take my little daughter to the game, right? She wants to see her favorite little player, right? And the day they come to Cleveland is what the day they sit down.


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[Assistant] You're robbing me of my collegiate experience here. I like traditional sports. I like to know the people on my team.


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[Assistant] I wanna follow them for three or four years so I get to know them, become part of my own family. I'm turning on my own album out, I don't even know who's playing for them. I'm like, who is this dude? Where'd he come from? Hawaii? How'd he get from Hawaii to Columbus?


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[Assistant] How does that even occur? I took on Duke, the guys at Duke one year, next year he's gone. I'm like, where does this dude at? Right? I turned, the best thing he got going out was women's college basketball because you can at least follow them because they're not going anywhere. Right? And I said, you're robbing us of our experience. Right?


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[Assistant] I need the NCAA and the players and the schools to get on all one accord to give me my, just the weekends back.


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[Assistant] Get to know who you are. You get to learn the side stories, your family, every little bit that made you a person that said, I like that kid.


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[Assistant] Right? But you're robbing America, right? And it's only because of one thing.


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[Assistant] The D narrow. Here, let me let you in on a secret NCAA. We know you're making money. Everybody knows it, right?


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[Assistant] The grandmamas know it, right? Everyone knows it. Give us a break.


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[Assistant] Get in the room, figure it out, make it happen. Give me my players back.


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[Assistant] Three years. I'm not asking for the full four. Just give me three, alright? And NBA.


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[Assistant] Stop robbing the colleges of players and diluting the collegiate game and therefore deleting the pro game. We have to wait seven years for a player to develop now.


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[Assistant] No, the guy is transferring saying, I still want you to transfer, but I want you to set out a year. I don't mind to sit out, right? There should be a punishment. There's not a punishment here.


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[Assistant] I want you to think about it first, right? Because as many players that, that get through the cycle like I did, what about the ones that you, that, that don't make it through the curve? The ones that transfer, you never hear from again and they don't have a job. They don't finish school. Things are out here. They never, they never report on that kid.


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[Assistant] You might come back later, we may have a couple of cancellations. I'll save one for you if you want me to.


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[Assistant] Maybe you could handle him. Why don't you talk to Gus Hammond about it?


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[Assistant] And near enough to permit of my visiting her often and bringing her home sometimes.


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[Assistant] I took care she should never want for anything that could contribute to her comfort. She soon settled in her new abode, became very happy there, and made fair progress in her studies.


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[Assistant] A sound English education corrected in a great measure her French defects.


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[Assistant] And when she left school, I found in her a pleasing and obliging companion, docile, good-tempered and well-principled. By her grateful attention to me and mine,


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[Assistant] She has long since well repaid any little kindness I ever had it in my power to offer her.


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[Assistant] My tail draws to its close. One word respecting my experience of married life.


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[Assistant] And one brief glance at the fortunes of those whose names have most frequently recurred in this narrative, and I have done.


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[Assistant] I know what it is to live entirely for and with what I love best on earth. I hold myself supremely blessed, blessed beyond what language can express, because I am my husband's life as fully as he is mine. No woman was ever nearer to her mate than I am.


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[Assistant] Evermore absolutely bone of his bone and flesh of his flesh. I know no weariness of my Edward society.


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[Assistant] He knows none of mine, any more than we each do of the pulsation of the heart that beats in our separate bosoms. Consequently, we are ever together.


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[Assistant] To be together is for us to be at once as free as in solitude, as gay as in company. We talk, I believe, all day long.


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[Assistant] To talk to each other is but a more animated and an audible thinking. All my confidence is bestowed on him. All his confidence is devoted to me. We are precisely suited in character. Perfect concord is the result.


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[Assistant] Mr Rochester continued blind the first two years of our union.


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[Assistant] Perhaps it was that circumstance that drew us so very near, that knit us so very close. For I was then his vision, as I am still his right hand.


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[Assistant] Literally I was, what he often called me, the apple of his eye.


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[Assistant] He saw nature, he saw books through me, and never did I weary of gazing for his behalf and of putting into words the effect of field, tree, town, river, cloud, sunbeam.


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[Assistant] That to yield that attendance was to indulge my sweetest wishes.


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[Assistant] One morning, at the end of the two years, as I was writing a letter to his dictation, he came and bent over me and said, Jane, have you a glittering ornament round your neck? I had a gold watch chain. I answered, yes. And have you a pale blue dress on? I had.


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[Assistant] He informed me then that for some time he had fancied the obscurity clouding one eye was becoming less dense, and that now he was sure of it.


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[Assistant] Where the hunter sometimes becomes the prey. And vice versa. I'll lie. Let's drink.


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[Assistant] You must have no secrets from me.


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[Assistant] Enjoy yourselves. Soon you will miss these luxuries when the mount of the battlefield stains your English white.


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[Assistant] It is up to you to win an honorable victory. And then we can be friends and celebrate accordingly.


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[Assistant] How can a king refuse such a pious request? You will have your paper upon your leaving. It is a promise and a duty.


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[Assistant] My curses, evidently, have been in vain if you are here.


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[Assistant] I salute you, Knight of Knights, and wish you well elsewhere.


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[Assistant] The King should command his men to return to England.


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[Assistant] Would lay siege against a true ally.


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[Assistant] I've interrupted your prayers, and the hour is late.


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[Assistant] Or it's slowing down, okay. So at any point on that path as it's going around,


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[Assistant] And that is, it also has an acceleration this way. And it's called normal acceleration, towards the center. And if you think about it,


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[Assistant] Because it's making an acceleration this way, okay? And that force that's pulling that out, right? That force is called, uh, centripetal force. Okay, I have it written right here. You've heard the word centripetal force.


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[Assistant] Well, centripetal is that force of, here's the ball.


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[Assistant] So they're kind of the same thing. The centrifugal force is kind of an observed force. If you've ever been on a merry-go-round and you're spinning around, that force is making you want to fly off of there. That's what you observe a force acting on you. We would call that centrifugal force.


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[Assistant] The centripetal force would be the force that you're generating if you're, I don't know, you're holding a rope to the center of that. That would be the centripetal force. So they're very closely related and uhm, really truly you could use either one and be correct because they're so closely related to each other. Uhm, so, let's talk acceleration for a minute more.


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[Assistant] Is the velocity squared divided by rho, that radius of curvature. Okay?


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[Assistant] So, and remember, velocity, like we said, remember, swinging around is always tangential to the curve, so it's always tangential.


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[Assistant] So let's, let's say we have this, we have a car and he's traveling around a curve there, okay? And all that we're given is, is that his resultant, we can put a little r right there, right? His resultant acceleration, we're given that.


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[Assistant] A resultant. Okay, and they tell me that this is 30 degrees. Now, if this is 10 feet per second squared, gosh, I wonder what that up there is. Look, it's just a triangle, isn't it? This is an, this is at, okay? So at is just going to be nothing more than 10 times the cosine of 30.


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[Assistant] Five feet per second squared is equal to


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[Assistant] I feel like the only game I'm playing- I guess I did bowling last time. I wanna play baseball, dammit.


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[Assistant] I still want to get my 99 to 0 game. The only thing that bothers me about getting this 99 to 0 game is that I have to go through this tutorial every freaking time. My toad Wii Remote with Wii Motion Plus inside. I hope it knows it's, this is likely it's last time ever existing.


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[Assistant] Wow, the first frickin' ball is an exclamation point, and I miss. Wow, holy shi-


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[Assistant] Beef Boss, wake up and smell the frickin', holy! What is going on? Well, there we go. That's what I was looking for. Thanks, Matt.


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[Assistant] I-I don't know, I guess I expect you to throw it a little faster, Elisa. You're throwing-


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[Assistant] Oh, there you go, thank you. Oh yes, thank- thanks a lot. Oh! Nice one. We have a point. Now, God bless!


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[Assistant] Uuuh, now here we go, there's, there's two outs. Right, right quick like that. What does it matter? Fucked it, no. Two outs like that ain't gonna work. We gotta get 99 runs here. You can't lightly tap the ball. God dammit! Stop hitting balls like that! It's a waste of my time!


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[Assistant] And there's these little me's on it and you hit it right to one of them?


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[Assistant] I love sitting through this tutorial. Thank you for always ruining my games. With our crappy ass batting. So now I have to go through the tutorial again.


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[Assistant] Great, great job BeefBoss. I talked you up a game ago, and you do that shit to me this game. Thank you. I don't think that's far enough, is it? Nope, right in, right into her glove. You look like a complete bitch. Wow, great job, great fucking batting!


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[Assistant] At how fucking far we are from realizing our goal.


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[Assistant] So now we can actually take a base and not get an out right off the bat. Right off the bat. That's a pun.


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[Assistant] Matt's just giving us donuts right now! I don't know why donuts, but he's giving us presents. He's giving us something good. I- I'm hungry, so I thought of donuts.


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[Assistant] Okay, Matt, can you do it a third? Oh, he missed. I think that counts. Matt has loaded our bases. Noooope! Nope! Don't catch it! Thank you.


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[Assistant] God damn it, Kentaro doesn't give us the exclamation points like Matt does.


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[Assistant] Kintaro's a jack wagon, while Matt's a nice guy. Alright, did my grandma just prank a homer? No.


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[Assistant] Wow! Thank you! Thank you, Silky! You could've just let that go! Alright, so now we've had the bases loaded, but we just got two outs in a row.


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[Assistant] I'm going for a 99 to 0 game here. You can't be getting me out.


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[Assistant] I gotta restart. Almost 12 run!


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[Assistant] I don't know where the other battery is. I only, I only found one battery. See if this remote still works.


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[Assistant] Oh, here we go. Awww. Oops. Yeah, my power button got jammed underneath.


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[Assistant] Underneath the case, the top part of the Wii Remote. Yeah, this is, this is messed up. My Wii console just turned off.


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[Assistant] Alright, I am not giving up on this toad remote with Wii Motion Plus inside until this toad remote with Wii Motion Plus inside gives up on me. So that being said, I'm going right back at it. Not gonna break out one of my new Wii remotes, cause I do have


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[Assistant] Three new Toad Wii remotes with Wii Motion Plus inside, but I am not.


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[Assistant] I'm not giving up on my OG. I think this Wii Remote has a 99 to 0 baseball game in it. I really do believe it.


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[Assistant] How do I, how do I miss hit those? How do I miss hit such a great ball? Like that. Like I do it twice in a row now. Game is already ruined.


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[Assistant] I'm going for 99 to 0. 99 for 0. I feel like a fucking joke right now.


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[Assistant] I'm paid how much money a year to play Wii Sports, and I can't hit a fucking baseball coming from default Elisa.


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[Assistant] Stop looking at me like that. That was a shit throw, and you caught my stupid baseball player off guard.


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[Assistant] I decided to let Alisa make more throws so she gets sweaty quicker, and that backfired big time. I should've just hit it.


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[Assistant] Although it had so much velocity, so much smoke she couldn't handle it.


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[Assistant] Nice pop ball, pop up ball, whatever the fuck, fly ball, I don't know. I don't get baseball terminology, but that's not HOW we were supposed to start this game.


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[Assistant] But I don't wanna go through this stupid tutorial. So I'm just gonna play it.


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[Assistant] I don't even care. I don't- I don't wanna waste- I don't wanna- I don't even wanna see it. It doesn't matter. We already have two outs.


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[Assistant] Wow, we are getting really lucky on some of these.


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[Assistant] What does it take to break this fucking thing? I can't do it myself. I'm not strong enough. Fuck this game. I accidentally turned off my Wii again.


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[Assistant] Alright, I'm gonna try one game with one of my new toad Wii remotes and see if it makes any difference here. We just have to agree not to tell my original toad Wii remote that I am using one of my new ones right now. Nice. Already two outs. What a joke. What a fucking joke, Matt. I'm actually gonna go to the second inning.


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[Assistant] They're gonna, they're gonna freakin' score more points on me than I did. Err, than I scored on them.


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[Assistant] How come when they hit it crapily, it still works out? When I hit it crapily, it always just goes to Matt or Alisa or, or, or Gorilla Lips or whoever else.


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[Assistant] You know what, I might play out this game just to see if they fucking beat me! What an embarrassment!


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[Assistant] Wow, thanks Abby, you're the only one who just stared at the ball and didn't do anything.


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[Assistant] We're just gonna be done there. 11, 11 to 1, this new Toad Wii Remote, you know, it was gonna win the game, but I think the OG Toad Remote is still coming back.


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[Assistant] It actually is. It really is. It actually is. It's really cool. Uhm, so it's Daniel Craig's last film that he's doing as Bond. I know. I'm sure everybody asked you this, but I want to ask you because I think it's fun. Who do you think should be the next James Bond?


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[Assistant] Yeah, and he's a big music fan as well. So I think to have an endorsement from Stormzy, I mean, that's a big deal.


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[Assistant] Uhm, so you said at the Brits last week that you feel like the UK is your second home. Which is, we're so happy to have you. This is a really nice thing for us all to hear. We're happy to have you as an honorary Brit, Billy, of course. Uhm, why do you love it so much over here though?


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[Assistant] You'll love it, Billy. We'll go down, we'll get you some hash browns, pint of Guinness.


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[Assistant] Or the added emphasis. If uh, if y'all saw my post from this week or last week, I guess it would be that this video may come out. Uh.


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[Assistant] I'm sick, recovering from being sick, uh, mostly. I think I'm not sick anymore, but it's at one of those points where, uh, your voice still needs to recover.


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[Assistant] And I don't know if y'all can tell on your side or not. Uh, if so.


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[Assistant] Bear with me, but I'm, you know, I'm trying, especially since this chapter we're coming into is a little bit shorter.


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[Assistant] I was just sad I couldn't get any reading done, and I appreciate everyone for their patience.


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[Assistant] And all the kind words about getting better and stuff like that.


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[Assistant] Thank you all so much. Uhm, I think in some future chapters, I am going to shout out some of our more smaller.


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[Assistant] Smaller areas of readers and stuff like that, cause I appreciate the global scale of that.


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[Assistant] Everyone's listening to these audio books then, but let's get back. Let's do that later for now. Let's get back into chapter 23.


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[Assistant] Wars upon us, said to the Carver. Rumors suggest you have gifts that may be useful upon the battlefield.


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[Assistant] A smile at Cassian, as if understanding why he'd joined me. In exchange for a ice, the Carver mused. Within reason, Cassian countered. The Carver surveyed his cell. And you think that I wish to go back, don't you? The Carver folded his legs beneath a small frame. Where we came from, I do not believe.


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[Assistant] Is now anything more than dust drifting across a plane. There is no home to return to. Not one that I desire.


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[Assistant] Or if he'd been here before even Amron arrived, tens of thousands of years, longer perhaps. I shoved against the sinking sensation in my gut. Then perhaps improving your living conditions might entice you if this world is where you wish to be. The cell, curse breaker, is where I wish to be. The carver patted the derp side of him. Do you think I let them trap me? How good reason.


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[Assistant] Seemed to go aware and focused, ready to haul us out of there.


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[Assistant] The carver traced three overlapping interlocked circles in the dirt. You have met my sister. A twin. The weaver, as you now call her. I knew her as Striga. Striga? Striga? She and her older brother, Koshi. How they delighted in this world when we fell into it. How those ancient fey feared and worshiped them.


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[Assistant] Had I been braver, I might have bided my time. Waited for their power to fade.


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[Assistant] For that long ago fey warrior to trick Strigia into diminishing her power and becoming confined to the middle. Koshe too, confined and bound by his little lake on the continent, all before Prithian, before the land was carved up and any high lord was crowned. Cassie and I waited, not daring to interrupt. Clever, that fey warrior.


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[Assistant] Her bloodline is long gone now, though a trace still runs through some human line. He smiled, perhaps a bit sadly. No one remembers her name, but I do.


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[Assistant] She would have been my salvation had I not made my choice long before she walked this earth. I waited, waited, waited, picking apart the story he laid out like crumbs of bread. She could not kill them in the end. They were too strong. They could only be contained.


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[Assistant] The Carver wiped a hand through the circles he'd drawn, erasing them wholly. I knew that long before she ever trapped them, took it upon myself to find my way here. To spare the world from yourself? Cassian asked, brows narrowing.


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[Assistant] The Carver's eyes burned like the hottest flame to hide from my siblings. I blinked. Why? They are death gods, girl. Carver hissed. You're immortal or lived long enough to seem that way. But my siblings and I, we are different. And the two of them stronger.


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[Assistant] So much stronger than I ever was. My sister. She found a way to eat life itself.


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[Assistant] To stay young and beautiful forever, thanks to the lives she steals.


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[Assistant] The weaving, the threads inside that house, the roof made of hair, I made a note to throw rise into this sidra for sending me into that cottage. But the carver himself, they're death gods, I said. And what are you? Death. He had asked me over and over about death, about what waited beyond it, what it felt like, where I had gone. I thought it mere curiosity, but


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[Assistant] That boy's face crinkled with amusement. My son's face.


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[Assistant] The vision of the future that had once been shown to me all those months ago.


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[Assistant] Some sort of taunt or embodiment of what I hadn't dared yet admit to myself. What I was most uncertain of. And now, now that young boy, a different sort of taunt, or the future I now stood to lose.


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[Assistant] I am forgotten. That's what I am. And that's how I prefer to be. The carver rested his head against the wall of the rock behind him. So you will find that I do not wish to leave. That I have no desire to remind my sister and brother that I am alive in the world.


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[Assistant] Contained and diminished as they are, their influence remains considerable.


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[Assistant] If Hibern wins this war, Cassian said roughly, you might find the gates of this place blown wide open.


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[Assistant] And your sister and brother unleashed from their own territories. And interested in paying a visit.


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[Assistant] Even Hibern is not that foolish. A satisfied hup of air.


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[Assistant] I'm sure there are other inmates here who will find your offer empty. My blood roared.


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[Assistant] The delights of the hewn city await. We'd indeed be late if we didn't leave now. I threw a glare at the carver by the way of farewell, letting Cassian lead me toward the open cell door.


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[Assistant] You're going to the Hune City, the Carver said. Not entirely a question.


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[Assistant] I don't see how that's any business of yours. I sat over my shoulder. The carver's beat of silence echoed around us, made us pause on the threshold. One last attempt.


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[Assistant] The carver mused, ice skating over us, to rally the entirety of the night court, I suppose.


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[Assistant] Again, it's none of your concern, I said coolly. The carver smiled. You'll be bargaining with him. A glance at the tattoo on my right hand. I wonder if Keir's asking price will be a low laugh. Interesting. Cassian let out a long, suffering sigh. Out with it.


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[Assistant] The bone carver again fell silent toying with the shirt of the tours bone and the dirt beside him.


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[Assistant] The eddies of the cauldron swirl in strange ways, he murmured, more to himself than us. We're going, I said, making to turn again, hauling Cassian with me.


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[Assistant] My sister had a collection of mirrors in her black castle, the carver said. We halted once more.


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[Assistant] She admired herself day and night in those mirrors, gloating over her youth and beauty. There was one mirror, the Ouroboros, she called it. It was old even when we were young, a window to the world.


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[Assistant] All could be seen, all could be told through its dark surface. Keir possesses it, an heirloom of his household. Bring it to me, that is my price. The Ouroboros, and I am yours to wield. If you can find a way to free me, a hateful smile.


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[Assistant] I exchanged a glance with Cassian and we both shrugged at the carver. We'll see, was all I said before we walked out. Cassian and I sat on a boulder, overlooking a stream, breathing in the chill mists. The prison loomed at our backs, a dreadful weight blocking out the horizon.


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[Assistant] You said that you knew that Carver was an old god, I muse softly. Did you know he was a death god? Cassian's face was taut. I guessed. When I lifted a brow he clarified,


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[Assistant] He carves deaths into bones, sees them, enjoys them. It wasn't hard to figure out. I considered, was it you or Rise who just suggested you come here with me? I wanted to come, but Rise, he guessed it too. Because what we'd seen in Nesta's eyes that day. Like calls to like, I murmured.


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[Assistant] Cassian nodded tightly. I don't think even the Carver knows what Nesta is, but I wanted to see, just in case. Why? I wanna help. It was answer enough.


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[Assistant] We fell into silence, the stream gurgling as it rushed by. Would you be frightened of her? If Nesta was... Death? Or her power came from it?


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[Assistant] Cassie was quiet for a long moment. He said it last.


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[Assistant] I wasn't sure why he even said it, but he nodded all the same.


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[Assistant] Cassian hopped off the boulder, extending a hand to help me down. You're not going to like his asking Price. Price held out both hands to winnow us back to Valaris. If he wants fancy dinner plates, he can have them.


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[Assistant] Neither Casio nor I can muster a laugh as we both reach for Ryza's outstretched hands.


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[Assistant] You better bring your bargaining skills tonight, was all Cassia muttered to my mate before we vanished into shadow. And that my friends was the end.


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[Assistant] Uh, as I see ahead of us, it's going to be a long chapter no matter what. So I gotta, I gotta rest my voice, be prepared. I'm just happy I could get a reading out.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I was really missing reading this book, and I really missed interact- I know our interaction is more, you know, like a speaking, listening, and like, audiobook.


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[Assistant] Way, you know, but I'm happy for anyone that reads the book or listens to the book.


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[Assistant] Shoot, just even giving it a chance, I really appreciate it. So y'all, make sure to stay beautiful, make sure to stay hydrated, especially if you're sick. And we'll see you in the next chapter. Bye.


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[Assistant] If you guys really wanna risk going through the portal, then you'll need to use this console. But I think that you're being foolish.


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[Assistant] Though I am truly grateful that you gave me Leviteen. I won't be following your orders anymore!


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[Assistant] Don't forget that GearGod99 also has overkill.


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[Assistant] English version of the Bang Dream game is coming soon! Bang Dream Girls Band Party! Many game original songs!


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[Assistant] Play with cover songs from famous animes as well! Interact with animated characters! Enjoy their actions and conversations! Bang Dream Girls Band Party! Coming Spring 2018!


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[Assistant] But when you do mad ex- when you do ecstasy don't you just want to smoke weed non-stop? I do personally.


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[Assistant] A lot of bullshit is getting pushed aside by, you know, people, you know, like if you think about a lot of things, like I was reading something saying that in the 50s it was super common for dudes to like smack chicks in movies.


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[Assistant] Yeah, or at least the movies would have us believe that, right? I think it was definitely super accepted. And now when you think about, like, what the struggle is in terms of feminism, now it's like, the struggles are much smaller in terms of, like, you know, a lot of the bigger problems have been erased, but we don't necessarily have perspective to see back into time and see how much things have improved.


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[Assistant] Is that like a line from a movie or anything? No, it's just how I felt.


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[Assistant] I just think that's my problem too, is that I'm so quick to leave it alone before I even get involved to that level.


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[Assistant] The worst is the dudes who are on tour and you can tell that they're just under surveillance, like unrealistic level of attention being paid to what they're doing at all times. It's like, how could you live like this bro?


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[Assistant] But downtown LA is different from like most of LA in the sense that you don't really see that humanity in Hollywood or in the hills or something like that.


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[Assistant] I was thinking that's got to, is everything in general like really cheap in comparison to American dollars?


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[Assistant] But do you ever see like dramatic like cartel style violence down there?


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[Assistant] Could you see yourself staying down there forever? Or a long time? Yea, absolutely.


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[Assistant] Really? Yeaah. That's how it works. Yeaah. Wow. That is kinda weird. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] But the fucked up part is that our, like, lifestyle is basically afforded by all the fucked up shit that goes on in Mexico, like the fact that drugs are cheap here is because the fucking crime is so insane in Mexico between the drug cartels, you know?


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[Assistant] Fuck them. Yo, alright, so we are a half hour in talking about a lot of drugs and a lot of Mexican stuff, but I do want to throw this out there, is that your name has come up repeatedly on this podcast for the hit song of which you wrote, Gucci Gucci.


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[Assistant] Why were you not into the super lyrical stuff? Because you cared more about the songs and the actual music.


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[Assistant] And their stories are all important. So Mobb Deep and Jurassic 5 is like, you could, you could certainly argue like Jurassic 5 have a more informed perspective, fine. But to say that like one is valid and one is trash, that's the wrong answer.


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[Assistant] Well yea, do you think that people think you fell off or that they actively hate on you or something?


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[Assistant] Do you feel like we were talking earlier about how nowadays being a rapper you're kind of really playing this whole social media game and you need to really be like not only making the music but also expressing your personality. Is that weird for you to go through that struggle?


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[Assistant] Just from what, the chorus or just the overall feel of it?


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[Assistant] So was it weird seeing that song blow up and like you're not being mentioned in terms of why it's blowing up?


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[Assistant] Oh, so you feel like you should have been given more attention?


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[Assistant] But is that how you feel like when you have like a moment like that freestyle and sway comes out and everybody's paying attention to you for a little bit and do you feel like it just becomes a wave again like all of a sudden people are jumping back on?


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[Assistant] Do you, are you okay with that, or do you think that that's kinda just something that's gonna take time?


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[Assistant] Right, when you go and do something like Sway, is that something that you just networked your way into on your own or was that?


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[Assistant] When you were watching what was happening with Crayshon, with her like, making this like, sincere major label attempt at stardom or whatever, did it ever occur to you that like, that was an attractive career path for you, was like, to sign with a label and like, try to actually go that route?


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[Assistant] But people want to see it real bad. No, I told them, I'm like, it's funny because that's the first time I ever had somebody tell me they're going to beat me up and my response was, no, do my podcast instead.


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[Assistant] Around that time though, there was a shitload of different movements poppin' off, like the ASAP shit, the Odd Future shit, the white girl mob, the uhm, TDE. Yeah, yeah, yeah.


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[Assistant] But so what happens between this and you guys doing a video with Juicy J?


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[Assistant] I think, I find that whole idea really interesting, like you sitting back and thinking like, what's important to Cray-Shawn? Or what's important to this person? You know, that just seems cool to me.


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[Assistant] Did you really ghost write for No Doubt and Plaz?


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[Assistant] But when you say you, do you mean you wrote the hook or you're writing the verses as well?


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[Assistant] Yeah. So with you moving to Mexico City and everything, do you feel like some people might be looking at you like you're just like kind of jaded and just over the music industry because you've seen so much, so many different levels and layers of hype over the years? Like is you moving to Mexico City, is that kind of like you saying like,


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[Assistant] Fuck it, I'm over this shit to a certain extent, I'm just gonna focus on my own shit.


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[Assistant] There's a lot of opportunities for you as well since you clearly like understand American culture and Mexican culture. Absolutely. And you speak the languages like you could be the gap between a lot of different things that a lot of people can't do.


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[Assistant] You ever use a stylus? Huh? You ever use a stylus? Hell no.


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[Assistant] What do you call this uh, this rug thing? This is just a poncho. Okay. Where'd you acquire this?


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[Assistant] But one time I ever met Yams, I was in the process of stealing this gigantic bottle of Grey Goose from this party we were at, and like...


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[Assistant] Speaking of ASAP yams, no actually not at all, but rest in peace yams, uh. Stevie, we miss you. What's your beef with Anthony Fontano?


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[Assistant] I like the idea of like, of Raver's like beefing with Anthony Fontana though, just cause he really doesn't seem like he would deal well with it. Yeaah, but like. He's not built for that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, I really respect the niche that he's carved out for himself. He probably makes a shitload of money. All he's doing is sitting in that room.


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[Assistant] Well, I guess a lot of like critics, they're not necessarily in the...


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[Assistant] Yeah, like that, I don't know, it's a weird position you're putting yourself in by being a reviewer, I guess, right?


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[Assistant] Oh really? Okay. Intuition. Do you have intuition? Yes, yeaah. Kinda neat. That's one of, you have like a million views on your freestyle from there, right? Beast. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] So I was gonna say that earlier too, is that like, if you ever felt like stepping away from presenting yourself as an artist, don't you think that you could be like a really good like A&R or like music industry guy if you were willing to sell yourself a little bit?


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[Assistant] Nothing should make you happier than like finding some 18 year old kid that you think has talent and like actually giving them a little bit of an opportunity. You know, that's the best thing in the world.


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[Assistant] Alright, we got, uh, about ten minutes left here. Uh, let's talk about your current musical career, shit that people can go out and get right now. Let's talk about the album that came out last year.


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[Assistant] So if somebody wants to go listen to like a project that you put out recently, which is your recommendation for what they should sit down with right now.


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[Assistant] But see, that's what's funny is that I watched that Sway Freestyle and what was my instinct. I went right to Twitter and I said, yo, Speak is an ill-ass rapper. I almost forgot.


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[Assistant] But that, when you watch that Sway Freestyle, that's definitely what you think is like, fuck, this dude is lyricist lounging this shit. You know, he's fucking crazy with the bars, like, that shit was...


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[Assistant] Why? Because it's all about the music, like the final product. Do you really geek out on seeing that final album?


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[Assistant] Right. You are very futuristic though, I'll give you that. Thank you, I appreciate that. Even if you don't like me.


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[Assistant] See, I, I, I feel like there's almost like a consensus by a lot of people that you are like, you know, a pretty amazing rapper and musician, so I mean, I'm not sure. You, maybe you see, like, the things in a slightly different context where you just, you see the lack. I get it from my peers. Right.


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[Assistant] But on a scale of 1-10, how good did it feel selling off that show, uh, selling off that show at Los Globos the other day?


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[Assistant] Nah, that's maybe some east coast shit, but I think I might be saying it wrong anyway.


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[Assistant] Love Simi. Love Simi. Thank you very much Speaks. I almost just called you Sway. You do not remind me of Sway. Oh, one more question. When you offered Sway the weed, was he accepting of that?


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[Assistant] Have I told you before that you're beautiful? What are you doing here?


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[Assistant] I need your help. I'm in trouble. He is in trouble. It's the Baron's men. They're close behind me.


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[Assistant] Caught messenger. Does that surprise you, my lord?


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[Assistant] I was sent here by His Majesty the King in response to an appeal for help I can't or so. Unfortunately, I arrived too late to save his life.


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[Assistant] Perhaps you can explain why the arrow I found in the body of Count Arso had a red shaft and a gold crest. Strangely, like those.


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[Assistant] Of course, the noble thing would be for me to write out of your life. But I don't feel noble. I feel wonderful.


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[Assistant] That wouldn't answer anything. Where's Carla?


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[Assistant] Don't do it, Carla. You mustn't. You can't. We would rather rot in here.


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[Assistant] The welts on my back won't let me. We'll soon be even for those. Where's the knife?


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[Assistant] So far so good. The one at the door will be difficult. Our soldierly fellow.


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[Assistant] But that's the high sheriff for the wedding. Yes, but no time to lose. Give the signal.


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[Assistant] Any change? No, the gypsies are having a good time and that young fella's still tied up. Then get along with him.


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[Assistant] He had to make two trips.


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[Assistant] ...at the local market


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[Assistant] The accompanying cabinet is rated for a cool 1000 watts and can definitely handle what the head delivers. And my small drum room is nothing short of earth shattering.


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[Assistant] This amp had my entire studio rumbling. In terms of sheer volume, it delivers the goods. Checking out the front panel is divided into two sections. The right side is the clean section where you dial in your tone. It's got a four band EQ and both mid bands have a selectable frequency switch. There's a gain and master volume as well.


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[Assistant] On the left side, that's where the micro tube section is. And it looks like they've included two preamps from the B3K and vintage micro tubes pedals.


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[Assistant] This circuit is controlled by four knobs, drive, level, tone, and blend, plus two toggles, one to engage the microtube circuit and one to switch between the two modes.


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[Assistant] The input also has a switch for active and passive pickups, just in case your pickups run just a little too hot. Switching over to the back panel, there's a combo speaker jack, impedance switch, power amp in and preamp out, footswitch jack and a direct out with a really cool feature where you can engage the preamp or just pull a clean signal.


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[Assistant] The only other thing on the back panel is, unfortunately, a cooling fan. It's a little noisy in a studio control room, so just keep it away from anywhere you have to do critical listening. However, at practice or on a gig, it is a non-issue. And I do understand why it's there. When you're cranking out 900 watts, you're going to generate some heat.


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[Assistant] And the fact that they kept the amp housing so small and light means that it's a design trade-off.


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[Assistant] I imagine if they went with a heatsink instead, the amp would probably be about four times the size. So yea, a fan seems like a pretty good idea.


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[Assistant] Seriously, after five minutes in the control room, we didn't even notice it. Now, taking a look at the cab, it's got four 10-inch custom eminent speakers, plus a horn with a level control.


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[Assistant] It has solidly constructed a Baltic birch and weighs in at 84 pounds. If you're hauling this to gigs, put it on a mechanic creeper or get some help. Don't hurt your back. It's big, it's awkward, and it's totally worth the effort because it sounds great.


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[Assistant] Seriously, I had a cheap SWR cabinet that never got any use in the studio because it just didn't sound very good.


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[Assistant] It just sat there and took up space. And when it did get used, the horn just tore your ears off. Not so with the dark glass cap. Not sure what they did with the horn, but wow, does it ever work great. So for this demo, we've miked it up with a Roswell Mini K47 from about a foot away. Far enough back to get a good coverage of the 10 inch and get some tweeter as well.


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[Assistant] Let's check out a few solo clips. To help out, we brought in Mr. Keith Wilkinson, local bass shredder and the antithesis of rule number two.


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[Assistant] But those clips are only part of the story. How's it sound in a mix? Let's bring in Camp Flurry on the drums and let her rip.


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[Assistant] So, I did that video a few weeks back about running a bass through a tube guitar amp, and I love the results. But honestly, I don't think I'll be doing that anymore. Not with a dark glass amp in the studio. It is completely next level. It's easy to mic up, and it's easy to dial in a fantastic tone.


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[Assistant] Truthfully, that tone in the full mix has been the sort of sound I've been dreaming about for years. I am completely blown away. If you're a bass player who takes their instruments seriously, I know you guys are out there


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[Assistant] And you want great tone for the studio or the stage, take a look at the Darkglass Micro Tubes Amp Cab.


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[Assistant] You can bet I'll be using mine on many more recordings here on Spector Sound Studios. And yes, I'll include it on some heavier mixes in the coming weeks, just in case you were wondering. You can get your hands on the amp at Musicians Friend in North America and Tolman in Europe. The cab also comes in a 2x10 version and I'll have links for everything in the description below. Thanks for watching. I'll see you guys next time.


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[Assistant] One day my sister drew a tea and seemed to want it very much. I brought her toast and tea, but Biddy knew immediately.


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[Assistant] It's not a T, it's Orlik's hammer, she cried. She's forgotten his name, but she wants to see Orlik.


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[Assistant] I must say I expected to see my sister accuse Orlik of attacking her, but instead she seemed very pleased to see him. She often used to ask for him after that, and nobody knew why.


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[Assistant] One Sunday I asked Biddy to come for a walk on the marshes. Biddy, I said seriously, promised to keep this a secret. I'm going to tell you something. I want to be a gentleman. Don't you think you're happier as you are? She replied.


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[Assistant] Cholesterol, what is it? It's a fatty type of substance.


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[Assistant] That can have catastrophic effects on your heart, on your kidneys.


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[Assistant] It is a disease which you don't know you have until it's too late.


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[Assistant] So whilst you feel more or less normal at the moment, unfortunately the blood tests tell a different story. Your cholesterol level is actually


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[Assistant] What we call the LDL cholesterol, the bad cholesterol, are also quite high. Those two figures tell us that the cholesterol that you do have in your bloodstream is likely to start doing damage.


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[Assistant] We've also found that your blood sugars up as well, Clementine. And it is likely that you are also diabetic. And it's partly because of your weight, and partly because of the way your liver's working.


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[Assistant] Unfortunately that combination of diabetes, high cholesterol, overweight will knock years off your life.


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[Assistant] And in eight weeks time, we hope to see a happier, better Clementine.


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[Assistant] Technically, you had diabetes. That's all gone. Your blood sugar is now in the normal range.


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[Assistant] Since gravity's the only thing that's working on it, of course, uh, acceleration is gonna be constant all the time. So if acceleration is constant, we can use our constant acceleration equations that we've been, that we've derived in the last, uh, video. So let's look at this little problem here.


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[Assistant] And it's gonna shoot it at 150 meters per second. So that's the velocity when the projectile leaves the barrel. Okay?


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[Assistant] There you go. Alright, is that too hard? That's a pretty simple projectile motion problem. Let's work one a little bit harder.


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[Assistant] Cyclops, the man finished. Yes, I can see that. He glowered at me.


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[Assistant] And I know half-bloods because I am one, sonny. I'm Uridian.


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[Assistant] The cowherd for this here ranch. Son of Ares.


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[Assistant] Eridian said darkly, not many ever leave.


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[Assistant] I'm only gonna say this once, demigods.


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[Assistant] Then you leave me no choice, missy. I've got to take you to see the boss.


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[Assistant] Most of the folks that come down here, you know, they come down here for a weekend, uh, every month or a weekend every couple of weeks or they'll spend a week down here on their vacation once a year. I live with it 24-7.


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[Assistant] It's not the illegals that I'm after. They're secondary to me.