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[Assistant] The lawyer found himself a law breaker. He was convicted under Christ's searching words.


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[Assistant] Rather than acknowledge the truth, he sought to show how difficult a fulfillment the commandment is.


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[Assistant] Thus he hoped to both peri-conviction and to vindicate himself in the eyes of the people.


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[Assistant] The Savior's words had shown that his question was needless, since he had been able to answer it himself. Yet he put another question, saying, Who is my neighbor?


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[Assistant] Again, Jesus refused to be drawn into controversy. He did not denounce the bigotry of those who were watching to condemn him.


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[Assistant] But by a simple story he held up before his hearers such a picture of the outflowing of heaven-born love as touched all hearts and drew from the lawyer a confession of the truth.


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[Assistant] And in like manner, a Levi also, when he came to the place, and saw him, passed by on the other side.


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[Assistant] In journeying from Jerusalem to Jericho, the traveler had to pass through a portion of the wilderness of Judea. The road led down a wild, rocky ravine, which was infested by robbers, and was often the scene of violence. It was here that the traveler was attacked, stripped of all that was valuable.


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[Assistant] But he merely glanced toward the wounded man. Then the Levi appeared, curious to know what had happened. He stopped and looked at the sufferer. He was convicted of what he ought to do, but it was not an agreeable duty.


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[Assistant] He hath sent me to heal the broken hearted, to preach deliverance to the captives, and recovering of sight to the blind, to set at liberty them that are bruised.


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[Assistant] That they might see his need of mercy and help.


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[Assistant] All heaven watched to see if the hearts of these men would be touched with pity for human woe. The savior was the one.


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[Assistant] If thou meet thine enemy's ox or his ass going astray, thou shalt surely bring it back to him again.


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[Assistant] But in the man wounded by robbers, Jesus presented the case of a brother in suffering.


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[Assistant] With all these lessons the priest and the Levite were familiar, but they had not brought them into practical life.


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[Assistant] Trained in the school of national bigotry, they had become selfish, narrow and exclusive.


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[Assistant] When they looked upon the wounded man, they could not tell whether he was of their nation or not. They thought he might be of the Samaritans. And they turned away. In their action, as Christ had described it.


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[Assistant] The lawyer saw nothing contrary to what he had been taught concerning the requirements of the law. But now another scene was presented.


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[Assistant] That if their condition was reversed, the man would spit in his face and pass him by with contempt. But he did not hesitate on account of this.


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[Assistant] Our neighbor is every soul who is wounded and bruised by the adversary. Our neighbor is everyone who is the property of God.


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[Assistant] In the story of the Good Samaritan, Jesus gave a picture of Himself and His mission. Man had been deceived.


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[Assistant] Bruised, robbed, and ruined by Satan, and left to perish. But the Savior had compassion on our helpless condition.


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[Assistant] He opened to us a refuge of safety and made complete provision for us at his own charges. He died to redeem us.


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[Assistant] And Jesus recognizing love to God and man as the son of righteousness had said, this do and thou shalt live.


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[Assistant] And in this had proved himself a doer of the law. Christ bade the lawyer go and do thou likewise. Doing and not saying merely is expected of the children of God.


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[Assistant] Christ has linked his interest with that of humanity and he asks us to become one with him for the saving of humanity. Freely ye have received, he says, freely give. Sin is the greatest of all evils.


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[Assistant] And his love is perfected in us.


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[Assistant] I just strolled past your house and I felt sure you would be at your home party.


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[Assistant] Must have been quite a party you had last night. Would you like a list of the guests who got cock-eyed? Or have you already got it?


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[Assistant] Have you boys ever watched a bumblebee flitting from flower to flower?


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[Assistant] I understand those dear little boys are devoted to you and that Mrs. King considers you quite the treasure. Indeed, yes indeed, and she should. As my mother is always saying, good servants are worth their


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[Assistant] Yes, I will. Incidentally, my mother is very anxious to make your acquaintance properly. Perhaps you could drop in for a visit on your next afternoon off.


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[Assistant] Oh, this is outrageous. Are you suggesting that I have been your, your collaborator? Don't be presumptive.


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[Assistant] Now, now, Emily, don't be silly. This book is merely fiction. Well, we'll discuss it tonight. I'll be home. Hello? Hello?


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[Assistant] Absent-mindedly he picked up my hairbrush and raised it to tidy his hair.


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[Assistant] When a sudden whiff of l'heure bleue reached his nostrils, he wrinkled his nose and set it down again, settling for the attentions of his pocket-comb instead.


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[Assistant] And it occurred to me that we ought perhaps to close our own.


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[Assistant] Wednesday, live Twitter poll, stay tuned, but right now, Mikey McNuggets is the leader in the clubhouse.


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[Assistant] I'm hot about my top 5. I've been roasted all weekend for my food takes. This is not a food top 5, but I came prepared with excellent analysis.


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[Assistant] Yea Travis, so after Jay's question about having 8 kids in your high school class, I looked up your high school. Is it true that your high school is called...


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[Assistant] Carrington, Piggory, Buchanan, Kensal, Skykston High School? And if so, is that the most names of a single high school in America?


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[Assistant] No, this is not about Karaboom. It's about doing good for the company, you know. If we work together, we can bring Jake down.


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[Assistant] If we can prove his laundering money.


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[Assistant] The Moroccans and the Fagatsa is working together. I never thought I'd see the day.


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[Assistant] Promise. If it even looks like Jack is getting suspicious, I wouldn't hesitate to throw Karawan on the bus.


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[Assistant] Alright, today on the podcast we have one of my favorite authors, Ryan Holliday. Ryan, nice to have you here.


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[Assistant] Thanks for coming in. For those who don't know, No Jumper is a podcast. We interview interesting people in sort of like the youth space, if I had to describe it in a totally generic way. And Ryan, you are how old?


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[Assistant] And you are ridiculously successful for your age, so this is I think a very, uh, ideal podcast for us to be doing in terms of stepping outside the boundaries of the typical podcast that I do, so. Okay. Extra excited about this.


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[Assistant] The reason why I realized that you were even in LA, because you actually live in a small area outside of Austin, I'm quite sure, uhm, is because you are working on something that is shrouded in mystery with Casey Neistat, the extremely popular YouTube vlogger.


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[Assistant] Okay, and uh, yeaah, I mean, we were just talking off air about how incredible, uh, his whole rise to prominence has been and like, the unbelievable fan base that he's gotten just from basically doing the same thing, making a video every single day.


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[Assistant] Really bad. It's hard to find vloggers or whatever you relate to in any way, right?


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[Assistant] Totally agreed. Yeah, and it's interesting too because he has, you know, this tech company that he's running and he's got a family. So it's like the fact that he's able, you know, when we watch an 18 year old kid making a YouTube vlog, it's typically like they really don't have anything going on. So they're trying to find something to fill the space.


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[Assistant] His is a totally different theme because it's like, look, I have so much going on that I really don't have time for this, but I'm gonna do it anyway.


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[Assistant] And because they can monetize their YouTube accounts, like if you look at Casey's following, a gigantic percentage of it are dudes who want to be in the exact same position he is. And they might make, you know, a couple dollars a month off of YouTube from their, you know, 20 subscribers and then they know, like, they could do the math in their head, at least, generally speaking, and figure out that he's killing it financially from this stuff.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and Casey kind of brings like, he elevates like what has been typically low art in a certain way because he's bringing like a lot more cinematic sensibilities as well as just being smarter than the average kid and having a lot more going on. Like he's really kind of taken to a whole different level.


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[Assistant] The UFC is a great metaphor for things like that because it was sort of this demystification of the old school martial arts that, you know, figuring out that they didn't really work the way that they were supposed to, you know?


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[Assistant] Those kids who aren't going to go sign up for a football team because they want to do MMA, that's when it's really going to change because then you'll have the dudes who are actually physically gifted, whereas before, and even now, a lot of these UFC fighters, they might get like 10, 20 grand for a fight, which is, you're basically doing it for free because it costs so much to train for it.


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[Assistant] I think he's paraplegic and he was learning how to do uhm, how to hit this jump on a fucking motorcycle, which I can't believe this is impossible.


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[Assistant] Normally, uh, I guess it's very common that the motorcycle lights the foam pit on fire at a certain point, like it just happens, but this guy, because he's, he's, uh, you know, handicapped, he couldn't get out and he died in the foam pit burning in a fucking furnace. This is the worst thing I've ever heard. And it was all like around the action sports.


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[Assistant] And uh, they're, you know, they're young people that I think want, uh,


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[Assistant] What was the moment when you decided to step away from sort of being on the beaten path that you were on and really take a risk and really step away from college, I believe it was?


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[Assistant] Were you always like that? Were you the type of person that would take these little risks online, emailing somebody?


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[Assistant] And that could make up a lot for like maybe a lack of talent. Maybe we all kind of feel like we're not the smartest person in the world, but if you have that, that gumption to actually go for it, that can make up for a lot of the maybe supposed intelligence gap between you and someone else, you know?


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[Assistant] We're very lucky to be in an age where we all have half the decent phones in our, uh, cameras in our pocket at all times.


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[Assistant] And it's really just about getting out there and experimenting. And you don't even necessarily have to put everything that you do out into the world for people to judge. Make it for yourself. You know, write for yourself before you start a blog, you know?


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[Assistant] So your first book, trust me I'm lying, is uhm, I think I saw an Amazon review one time in which somebody said, this book is more...


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[Assistant] So was this idea always in the back of your head? Like at what point did this start formulating?


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[Assistant] So did you isolate yourself during the time that you wrote it so that you could be completely absorbed with this one concept or were you living out your daily life as well?


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[Assistant] So was it weird when you started to get backlash from the same sort of sites that you were toying with in your book? Like I remember it was a weird moment for me where I had kind of been a fan of you for a few months and then one day I'm looking at Gawker and they're calling you, uh, what was it, a fraud, a blatant fraud, known fraud, something like that?


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[Assistant] The media, especially the online media world has sort of been forced to become a little bit more self-aware and it's almost like you can't, you can't read a site like Docker now without some shred of them sort of being aware, admitting that there's like a high chance that things are, are, uh, being done to manipulate them.


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[Assistant] Right. So you knew it was going to be a little bit of a guide for certain people.


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[Assistant] So your other two books that came out after that one, it seems like you almost were intending to, like you clearly could have kept going down that road and written something similar that would have


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[Assistant] Do you feel, like how do you judge your books? Like what's the metric that is most important to you when you put out a book?


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[Assistant] Right. Because you have to start paying attention to the analytics. You have to think like, these things matter, the sales matter, and that's poison for an author 90% of the time, wouldn't you say?


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[Assistant] So what was the process like writing the second two books while you're running this management company and everything? Because earlier you were just in a bubble on the first book, that was all you had to work on. Was it a big change having to make this just a part of your normal life?


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[Assistant] How does your marketing company work? Could you give us a rough idea? Because I don't 100% understand and I feel like a lot of people at home definitely don't understand.


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[Assistant] And if you were more transparent, you'd have everybody busting out your door to work with them, right?


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[Assistant] Right, so the one book that I'm the most interested in that I've heard you talk about is that you are working on a book with, uh, cash money. Is that still in the works?


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[Assistant] That's why I have such a hard time getting through like his other books because like the 48 laws of power it's like it just puts things into my head that I just can't keep sitting still. I have to start working.


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[Assistant] I don't know if I've ever gotten through more like two paragraphs because it just sets me on fire and I just have to start doing something, writing something, which is an amazing compliment to him, you know?


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[Assistant] I would like to, I would like a photograph of that Starbucks meeting. It was not at a Starbucks.


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[Assistant] Okay. Damn, that's dope. So you, you are a prolific reader yourself and you, uh, apparently always have been. Was that something that you had in you from a young age? Did your parents get you into reading early?


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[Assistant] Do you, uhm, a lot of people I think see reading as something that you do when you're younger and that once you're super successful it just kind of goes by the wayside. Uh, is there ever that battle with you where you have a hard time making the space for it because you're doing so much other stuff?


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[Assistant] And you knew way less things and it was way easier for you to find books that were about topics that you didn't really know about.


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[Assistant] Like for you, business books are like clearly the most applicable to what you're doing, but I'm guessing and from your reading list that that doesn't seem like you spend almost any time with that kind of stuff.


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[Assistant] And then I was doing an interview and I just kept having these urges to start bringing the conversation back into this sort of like super theoretical realm and it just occurred to me like there's no possible way that this is going to work in terms of this interview and that sort of makes me feel like maybe I'm putting


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[Assistant] A little bit too much of a certain type of information into my head when I'm reading, but I was wondering if that ever occurs to you.


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[Assistant] Do you uhm, do you feel like you read in replace, in place of like other forms of media, like instead of watching documentaries or listening to podcasts, like do you, do you read so much that you're not able to fully engage with those types of media?


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[Assistant] Right, because they probably, you probably read much faster on average than somebody who's not practiced in it, so that probably too, like they hear six books in seven days and they're like, I would have to read every second of the day in order to get that done.


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[Assistant] I get asked all the time if you could recommend one book, what would it be? And I always actually recommend Mastery, which you helped work on.


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[Assistant] When people ask you that and if they're maybe falling into our typical demographic might be like, you know, 16 to early 20s, uh, what are the books that immediately come to mind for you in terms of things that you could recommend to a young person who doesn't, that you don't know anything about what they've read or what their interests might be?


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[Assistant] Quite a few of these are books you've recommended that I've bought and that I haven't read yet. Although quite a few of them are ones that I've bought and read as well.


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[Assistant] Right. But I doubt many kids in college really feel like they don't have anything going on, even though if they knew what their life was going to be like when they were 30, they probably would. Totally. Are you, uh,


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[Assistant] Are you aware of the risk of like adding more things to your life because you feel like it's going to end up pushing out stuff like reading that is somewhat time intensive? Like I just keep thinking that your perspective on it might be a little different if you had a, you know, a one year old right now.


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[Assistant] So can you give me an example of something that you've done in your adult career that was just a huge mistake and it made you realize like this is absolutely what I don't want to do with myself anymore?


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[Assistant] You just mentioned meditations a little bit earlier and I was listening to your Tim Ferriss interview earlier again for like the second time. And I was just thinking about the example that you bring up is the getting out of bed dilemma. And I was thinking that that to me is like a really powerful mental image that I think we should talk about.


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[Assistant] Can you put this into perspective or explain this whole concept?


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[Assistant] Every day. Every day. Because someone like you or me where you kinda run your own thing, you could always sleep an extra hour.


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[Assistant] And it's, you know, to have that confidence that you are so filled with purpose is like really the best thing I can imagine. But even someone who hasn't necessarily become successful or whatever, I mean, it's just, that to me is the principle dilemma that you go through every day in life.


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[Assistant] Do you think that like your relationship with work or with writing has ever veered into like addiction or uh, negative behavior for yourself? Have you ever taken it too far in terms of how hard you work? Totally.


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[Assistant] Interesting. Uhm, alright, so you've lived in New York City, you've lived in LA, and then you made the decision to move to a much smaller town in Texas or whatever, and that's interesting to me because a lot of my audience are probably the types of people who live in small towns and then fantasize about living in New York or LA. How did you end up with that decision and how would you compare the two experiences?


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[Assistant] And so do you think that's like hugely conducive to your writing life is being away from all this stuff? Is it easier to write out there than it was in LA or New York?


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[Assistant] See, I totally agree and I, I think you should definitely stick with the writing thing because that is, to me, writing is a, is a real challenge and doing the podcast thing comes much more naturally. Yeah. So it's like, it's weird cause I stressed and agonized over


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[Assistant] Does, does the relevancy of books in modern America, does it ever bother you that


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[Assistant] You know, a lot of people watching this probably think, oh, nobody reads anymore, which of course, you know, that's not the case, but does that ever occur to you that like, oh, maybe just the written word is not relevant enough or is not going to take my ideas as far as I want them to go?


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[Assistant] Can we talk about working for free? Because I know that was a big thing for you early on and uh, one concept that you, you brought up that I was really impressed by was like the idea of uh, paid, paid internships, I believe is how you worded it, where basically you pay someone to work for you and then you sort of just use that as a way to get them to teach you everything that they know.


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[Assistant] When you were younger, probably you had the idea in your head, like, I need to write a book. That's something that I need to do to sort of validate my existence. This is something I want to do. Do you still have things like that in your head, like, that you, that you need to accomplish before you die, in your opinion? And what sort of things might fall into that category?


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[Assistant] And just keep doing a better job of this thing, that is what I set out for.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I find that people who are really successful, usually they find their niche and they just keep hammering away at it. And I mean, in your case, the niche wasn't books about media. The niche was books. And that's important, I think.


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[Assistant] Can you tell me a few people that have inspired you over the past, let's say, year?


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[Assistant] It's tough to answer. Alright, so I don't want to cross the hour and a half mark with this, but I just wanted to say, well, number one, this has been awesome. And can you tell us a little bit about whatever you're working on in terms of your own personal authorship at this point? Like, I don't know if you can reveal entire concepts, but.


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[Assistant] Alright, well, Ryan Holliday, it's been fucking awesome having you on the podcast, which is honestly kind of a dream podcast for me, and uh, I basically tricked you into having an hour and a half conversation with me under the auspice of having a podcast, so.


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[Assistant] Yes, but you're the kind of, you're the person who basically like put me onto that mentality. Like that probably wouldn't have really occurred to me like, oh, this is a mechanism where I could have conversations with all these people that I respect. And you know, I mean, I got that from, I can't understate how much, trust me, I'm lying, affected the way that I thought about


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[Assistant] Just the way you interact with, or the way you can get things in life, really, I guess.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and so, uh, to anybody watching, what's your social media? It's just at Ryan Holliday, right? I think so, yeah. Okay, on Twitter and probably Instagram too. Pick up all this guy's books and if you're a fan of this podcast, no jumper, search us on YouTube, SoundCloud and iTunes. We update at least once, sometimes twice a week and, uh, thank you very much, Ryan, I appreciate it.


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[Assistant] They'll be a sorry-looking lot by the time they get to California, son. They'll feed out when we get to grass country. Sure is rough-looking country. Ain't no cow country. Might be different from where I come from. What do they call this place? Just over the rise, they're a big town.


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[Assistant] Not interested. I'm just passing through trying to get me a relaxing little shave. We'll make it 250. Not interested.


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[Assistant] Mayor, is that Martian job still open? It sure is. I'll take it. It's yours. Provided my brothers are my deputies.


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[Assistant] The fellow with the trail herd, remember? Oh sure, I remember you. He was right. I didn't get very far with him. It was Russell this evening.


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[Assistant] Well, I figured I'm sticking around a while. Got myself a job.


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[Assistant] I wrote to Pa and Corey Sue. They're gonna be all busted up over it.


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[Assistant] I'll be coming out to see you regular, James. So will Morgan Birch.


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[Assistant] I'll get yourself some sleep. There's coffee on the stove, some beans. Morgue's riding shotgun to Tucson.


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[Assistant] You drew three cards and I stood pat, and yet you raised me.


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[Assistant] I heard a lot about you too, Doc. You left your mark around in Deadwood, Denver and places?


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[Assistant] Big one, that's more, the other one, that good looking fella, that's my brother Verge. It's Doc Holliday, fellas. Hiya, Doc.


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[Assistant] Sure, I figure they're just having themselves some fun. Come on Mr. Throwing Duck, I'll take you to the theater.


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[Assistant] Can I help you, ma'am? Old dad's usually here to take care of the...


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[Assistant] He'll most likely be back suppertime. Maybe he'd like to have some breakfast freshened up a bit.


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[Assistant] Look Doc, I ain't trying to poke my nose into your personal affairs, but from where I stand,


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[Assistant] A man ought to go a long ways before he finds a finer girl than that Miss Carter. Or a prettier one for that matter.


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[Assistant] Ain't a man west of Mississippi wouldn't give his shirt to- Marshal?


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[Assistant] There's probably 50 fellas around town just waiting to see you get liquored up so they can fill you full of holes. Fill themselves up a great reputation. The man that killed Doc Holliday.


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[Assistant] That brass is a good dancer too. Oh, thank you ma'am, but my brother's got sort of a job of work to do and I ought to stay around the place.


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[Assistant] I don't know, ma'am, but if you ask me, I think you're giving up too easy.


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[Assistant] Miss Carter or any other decent citizen can stay here just as long as they want to. Worth through talking, Marshal.


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[Assistant] Get my bay mayor and have her up to jail, will ya, Jess? Sure.


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[Assistant] Got a warrant here for you and your sons. Charging the murder of James and Virgil Earp. There's also a charge of cattle rustling.


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[Assistant] That day, I ain't gonna kill you. I hope you live a hundred years. Feel just a little what my pa's gonna feel. Now get out of town. Start wandering.


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[Assistant] Goodbye, folks. Me and my brothers were...


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[Assistant] Yes, man, uh, yeaah, I know.


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[Assistant] Mayor says you might be staying here while maybe helping get a school started.


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[Assistant] Me and Morg are going out to see Pa, tell him what happened. I might come east again, get some cattle. Maybe he'll stop by here again.


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[Assistant] Ma'am, I sure like that name. Feminine.


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[Assistant] Perhaps you can give us enough to satisfy our Baltimore paper. We had hoped to keep it a secret from my family. But, uh, well, my wife was Miss Sonia Dieter.


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[Assistant] This bill seems to be quite an order. 110 rupees, eh?


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[Assistant] Perhaps you can give us enough to satisfy our Baltimore paper. We had hoped to keep it a secret from my family. But, uh, well, my wife was Miss Sonia Dieter.


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[Assistant] Well I know when I'm licked. Well I don't scare that easy. I'll raise it again.


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[Assistant] Well I know when I'm licked. Well I don't scare that easy. I'll raise it again.


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[Assistant] Doc, I, I mean doctor, I'm gonna take her to my house and take good care of her.


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[Assistant] But how long were you bad with him? It was like two years. Two years straight? I was crazy. That's why I was tripping, bro.


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[Assistant] Your mother, huh? What kind of a daughter are you not to feed your own flesh and blood?


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[Assistant] Maybe get stuck down a road chimney.


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[Assistant] Go get him, bots! Oh, I really hope he'll be able to defeat him.


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[Assistant] Uh, from head to tail? That sounds painful.


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[Assistant] Get yourself involved. Let's go. No Jumper. Coolest podcast in the world. And today I'm here in the studio with, uh, one of the flyest guys I know, Rich the Kid. How you doing, bro?


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[Assistant] Nice to have you in here. I feel very honored because I'm one of the only 92 people, I'm one of the 92 people you follow on Twitter.


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[Assistant] The question, the question is do I keep that status even after this interview?


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[Assistant] Nah, you're the type, I bet you would follow a journalist real quick to get an interview and then be like, nah, I'm done with him after. You would juggle. You don't agree with that?


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[Assistant] I see you as like a dude who's probably capable of, uh, some very, very good quality finessing. You done a lot of finessing in your day? Let us hear about it.


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[Assistant] Explain. What was your greatest heist? You ever rob like a jewelry store or anything?


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[Assistant] See, I was gonna say that too, I wish I said that first. Can we review, let's see that smurf chain right there, damn. How much you spend on that thing?


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[Assistant] See, that's why I'm not gonna get in the jewelry game is cause I'm scared of like, you know, guys like you who just have like full blown arsenals of, of... Look at your fucking fingers, you got a crazy ass diamond ring on every single finger on that hand, a huge watch, and then you got another one on this hand.


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[Assistant] What was, uh, what was it? You bought yourself out of your own contract, I heard. That's rare. Rappers don't do that very often. What happened? Why'd you get to get out of that situation?


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[Assistant] Yeah, you got this freezer project coming out like a week, 10 days, right?


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[Assistant] What's the part you want to tell me? The features, the beats, the what? The hits?


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[Assistant] Everybody's got their opinions. The Catch Me Outside Girl.


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[Assistant] You don't think that they're on the list of the goats? Who are the goats in your mind?


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[Assistant] Were you growing up with Jay-Z and Nas or what were you growing up? Like who was the dopest rappers in your mind when you were a kid?


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[Assistant] So you moved to Atlanta and you switched over from Nas and shit to TI and Gucci and all this?


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[Assistant] So you think that's why you're sort of this like machine gun style lyricist in the booth?


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[Assistant] It's just rapid fire over and over when I'm listening to you.


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[Assistant] This is the album. Alright, so I've been listening to Rich Forever 3 for the past couple days. Compared to that, is this a big step up in terms of an album from you? Yeah. Were you happy with that project? Yeah. You weren't just doing it because you had to finish up the 300 deal?


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[Assistant] That's tight. I mean, you and Dex in the studio though, you guys got crazy workflow.


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[Assistant] I see the media trying to make it act like you guys ain't cool. What up academics?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I saw that. I was like, well, I guess they're on good terms. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Was there any kind of confusion, though, at a certain point? Because I think, like, when that came out, people were like, oh, Dex says he isn't signed to Rich anymore.


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[Assistant] I think a lot of people from the beginning were like, damn, Dex and Rich, like Rich signed Dex, they both seem like such big personalities that it almost didn't surprise people when Dex said something that made people think that he wasn't into that situation anymore.


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[Assistant] So it's just totally mixed up. You guys are great.


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[Assistant] Right. Yeah, one of my label connects the other day told me they're like, you know, Famous Dex is a, or excuse me, Rich the Kid is an incredibly underrated A&R. They're saying that you just have the total skill for it and that Dex and Crit are examples.


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[Assistant] Do you, do you believe that about yourself though, that you're very capable of like recognizing talent early on and that kind of thing?


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[Assistant] Hmm. Do you advise young rappers to sign with labels though, or do you think that it's not always worth it?


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[Assistant] Yeah, like do you want to be the dude who's on the phone with Complex every week trying to get some coverage or whatever, or do you want to have somebody doing it for you?


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[Assistant] Yeaah. So the earthquake thing, does that scare you?


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[Assistant] Just natural disasters in general. Do you like live in fear of a hurricane?


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[Assistant] Yeaah, but what do you do with the extra room? Do you just have more friends around? More girls?


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[Assistant] Are you in the studio like every night? Is that just your passion is just constantly working on it?


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[Assistant] We live in there. Sometimes literally. What's the longest you ever been in there?


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[Assistant] Yeaah, totally. Alright, so, when do you feel like you actually had your first breakthrough as a rapper? Like, when did you stop being a struggle rapper and start to become somebody who was actually popping?


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[Assistant] Tuesday. Now I'm all excited for Tuesday. You got me ready for Tuesday. I'm here seven days away.


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[Assistant] Yeah. So you can't tell me any of the features besides just that it's the greats.


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[Assistant] Cardi. Interesting. What's up? How'd you meet Cardi?


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[Assistant] Yeah, uh, Cardi, how do you feel about like seeing how well his career has exploded over the past year?


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[Assistant] At Interscope, you can be like the new 50 Cent over there, you know, he used to run that shit.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Uhm, but could you see yourself like wearing a suit everyday? Or is that just not you?


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[Assistant] That's Balmain. What's it say right in the corner there? Right there. Palm Angels.


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[Assistant] Oh, your shit, yea. New freezer! How'd you end up on tour of future in fuckin' Europe?


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[Assistant] True. How you feel about double XL and the fact that they basically just act like you don't exist?


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[Assistant] Did you, uh, yeaah, it's just, do you feel like it's weird though that they had that grudging against you? Like they made a whole thing about them not including Dex this year and then they somehow just ignored the fact that you probably should have been on it a couple years ago and they just sort of been.


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[Assistant] We're doing them in the kitchen. I mean, we haven't done them in a minute.


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[Assistant] He'd go crazy. He seems tall as fuck. I feel like he might hit his head on the ceiling.


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[Assistant] This way our advertisers will know how great our listeners are. And, uh, even if you've taken one of these surveys before,


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[Assistant] You should probably still do this because it's specific to my podcast. So if you want to be a friend, if you want to help us out, head on over to podsurvey.com slash jumper and fill that out. And also there's a hundred dollar Amazon gift card that you can win. There's something about that here. So.


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[Assistant] You might be able to win an Amazon gift card and then you could buy a bunch of cool DVDs. You could buy Shrek 3 on DVD. Anyway, thank you very much. Back to the interview.


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[Assistant] You want one of these? Head on over to NoJumper.com.


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[Assistant] He's an icon. That's why I make that clear. You know, if I was wearing expensive ass sweatsuits like that, I'd probably be scared that I'd rub my fucking arm and all the ash right there and shit.


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[Assistant] What's up with your free clothes plugs? How do you get looped in on the free designer?


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[Assistant] Are you freaked out by cats? Are you okay with this? No. Okay, cool. Cause some rappers are scared of cats, I've realized.


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[Assistant] Well we had a rapper on here and he walked over and smacked him in the face for no reason. Total act of violence for no reason.


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[Assistant] See, I'd like to be on tour enough to really know about that tour money, man. How is the tour money? You come home from that 20 day tour, how you feeling?


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[Assistant] Gucci Mane Autobiography, I got a fuckin' rare advanced copy, yeah.


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[Assistant] I don't know what the, I don't know who wrote this, but I had a note that said Burr. I doubt that Gucci wrote it. He probably would have signed it.


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[Assistant] I mean he was locked up for like the early days of your come up. I feel like if he was free when you were starting to come up that he probably would have been like in there trying to sign you or at least having you in the studio and all that shit.


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[Assistant] That sort of shit. Anyway, uhm, let's just, uh, say we'll move on down the solicit questions a little bit.


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[Assistant] When's the last time you played basketball?


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[Assistant] But that's the stereotype of rappers is that they have big houses with no furniture because they don't, like, think about it enough and they just move in.


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[Assistant] I might injure you. You drive furniture and injure you. That's my advice.


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[Assistant] I've seen you in the studio so I know what it's like and it's just, it's crazy in there. You're just sorta like, you'll just start mumbling something and all of a sudden it mutates into something.


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[Assistant] I mean, yeaah, we can bump it. You know, you know what else I've seen you do in the studio? I've seen you try to, uh, snatch somebody's lean while they're sleeping. And I was like, oh boy man, this is a cocky guy right here. He's scared as shit.


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[Assistant] In terms of balling, who would you consider to be your main inspirations, both in terms of basketball and outside of the court?


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[Assistant] It's kind of a useful turn of speech, because somebody could be like, asking you a really fucking obvious question. You know, everybody wants to always ask you about some shit that was in the news. And I just feel like, go Google it.


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[Assistant] You know, somebody told me that if you ever want to get into a party or a club and you, and you're having a hard time getting in and you have a lot of followers on Instagram, you just show the, the door guy your Instagram and they'll let you in.


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[Assistant] Well, it's weird for you too because it's like Instagram kind of makes it so you don't have to go to the club because you could just find the girls who are interested in you on this app. You don't have to go out in public, right?


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[Assistant] Let me ask you this. Is Snapchat over? Is it dying?


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[Assistant] But you know the Instagram story, do you feel like that made the snap less important?


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[Assistant] What's up, Louis? Is he one of your favorite video guys to work with? Louis knows in the building.


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[Assistant] You a big OutKast fan? Me too. We don't talk about them enough.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Which one do you like better though, Andre or Big Boy? Andre. Really? Cause he was the swag guy one?


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[Assistant] Oh, you can see the cat's tail, that's nice. I wish he would just wake the fuck up and walk over here and just hang out with us. You know that cat's from New York too, so he's kinda like you.


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[Assistant] So are you coming at the fans next there, or are you saying me and the cat are pussy? Not you. Oh, okay.


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[Assistant] Which you're on the remix for. Why are you the remix king for everybody? They always come to see you.


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[Assistant] Okay, one shoe. Oh, you bought that on that complex sneaker thing.


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[Assistant] 2500 for that pair. What the fuck are those even called? Oh, and a bottle of cologne inside the shoe. That's nice.


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[Assistant] Can I apply some? Is this, is this possible for the podcaster to test it out? Hell yeaah, I'm gonna smell rich.


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[Assistant] You like that? I never did that on here before. What kind of boxers are these two? I gotta investigate.


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[Assistant] PSD, I never even heard of this. Kyrie Irving, Signature Boxers. Wait, they send you these? I see you as more of the Versace Boxers type of guy. Yeah, I got them too.


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[Assistant] Just a bunch of laces for some reason. You got a big ass spiked belt in there.


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[Assistant] Dude, all your shit is so tangled together, this is insane. You need an intern to help you sort the shit out.


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[Assistant] Sup- Supreme... Toothbrush, uh... Looks like it's never been used, I'm gonna be totally honest.


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[Assistant] You don't consider yourself above hooking up with an employee from like a luxury clothing store?


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[Assistant] When you're like standing in the mall and you got the Gucci store and the Louis store across from each other, which one are you more drawn to?


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[Assistant] Waiting for, uh, to see which, which salesperson is more convincing, who comes out and gets you.


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[Assistant] So you've been to Will Smith's house? Yea. You see him? Yea. How was it? It was dope. It was cool?


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[Assistant] That's uh, you guys were skating up there. He said skateboarding in the hills. I feel like that's why he wanted you in there.


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[Assistant] Yeah. It's alright. They were probably big names though.


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[Assistant] Well, Rick Ross had a deal with DGK. It didn't work out, but he tried.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he was getting like 10 grand a month from DGK and then they went bankrupt at the end of the deal. I'm pretty sure that's what happened.


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[Assistant] What would be your banger in your skate session, like your last clip, craziest trick that you would do to end it off?


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[Assistant] That might be the only time that a rapper ever stunted on me with spot knowledge in an interview.


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[Assistant] No, there's a very, there's a very famous four block there too. There's all kinds of four blocks, famous all over the world. You just say that because you're from Atlanta. I ain't really been in Atlanta like that.


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[Assistant] This is Ben, Nojumper, coolest podcast in the world. Check us out on YouTube, Soundcloud, iTunes. If it comes down to it, read about it. Hey, can we get a photo together real quick? I gotta flex for the gram real quick.


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[Assistant] I was in my own room and sitting by the window, which was open. It soothed me to feel the balmy night air.


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[Assistant] Did you speak these words aloud? I did, Jane.


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[Assistant] If any listener had heard me, he would have thought me mad. I pronounce them with such frantic energy. And it was last Monday night, somewhere near midnight.


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[Assistant] Yes, but the time is of no consequence. What followed is the strangest point. You will think me superstitious. Some superstition I have in my blood and always had. Nevertheless, this is true. True at least it is that I heard what I now relate.


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[Assistant] I tell you, if I can, the idea, the picture, these words opened to my mind, yet it is difficult to express what I want to express. Ferndean is buried as you see in a heavy wood.


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[Assistant] Where sound falls dull and dies unverberating. Where are you? Seems spoken amongst mountains, For I heard a hillscent echo repeat the words.


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[Assistant] Perhaps your soul wandered from its cell to comfort mine.


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[Assistant] It was on Monday night, near midnight, that I too had received the mysterious summons. Those were the very words by which I replied to it. I listened to Mr. Rochester's narrative, but made no disclosure in return.


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[Assistant] The coincidence struck me is too awful and inexplicable to be communicated or discussed. If I told anything


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[Assistant] My tale would be such as must necessarily make a profound impression on the mind of my hearer, and that mind, yet from its sufferings too prone to gloom, needed not the deeper shade of the supernatural. I kept these things then, and pondered them in my heart.


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[Assistant] I had difficulty in believing you any other than a mere voice and vision, something that would melt to silence and annihilation, as the midnight whisper and mountain echo had melted before. Now, I thank God, I know it to be otherwise. Yes, I thank God. He put me off his knee. Rose, and reverently lifting his hat from his brow, and bending his sightless eyes to the earth, he stood in mute devotion.


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[Assistant] Then he stretched his hand out to be led. I took that dear hand, held it a moment to my lips, and then let it pass round my shoulder. Being so much lower of stature than he, I served both for his prop and guide. We entered the wood, and wended homeward.


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[Assistant] I continued my visits to Miss Havisham for almost a year.


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[Assistant] Meanwhile, my sister, and that fool Pumbochook,


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[Assistant] Never stopped discussing Miss Havisham and her considerable wealth. They were sure I could expect a large present from her, either before or after her death.


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[Assistant] But one day, Miss Habersham decided it was time to apprentice me to Joe, and told me to bring him to her house.


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[Assistant] My sister was very angry because she was not invited as well.


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[Assistant] You've had a strenuous day, Duval. I'll see that our friend gets to prison safely. Good night.


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[Assistant] If we don't find the traitors, they'll both be executed tomorrow.


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[Assistant] These clothes in this shack. These clothes are mine. And those too. But you can have it back here. You can have it. Come along. You're under arrest. I'll leave. This is an outrage. I am a man of honor.


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[Assistant] If one thing moves, how does another thing that's connected to it, maybe through a system of pulleys, how does it move?


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[Assistant] And, and how are, is one block related to the other one? I know y'all love yourselves some pulley problems, right?


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[Assistant] So I've got four, one, two, three, and then we'll work this one at the end. Okay. Kind of show you what's going on. Uh, let's start off with something simple. Okay.


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[Assistant] No matter where A or B is, right, on that, that little length of rope doesn't change. It's a constant. Okay? And when I take the derivative of that length, it's just going to turn into zero.


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[Assistant] Like the total length of that rope. Do you agree with that? That's good, right? Well, I mean, yeaah, plus that little constant right there.


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[Assistant] Because I'm only going over one pulley, whatever length of rope is moving that way, that side has to move the same. So those conditions have to be true. Let's go on to something a little more complicated. How about this condition?


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[Assistant] I took 10 inches of string out over here, but in order to do that, it had to take 5 inches on this side and 5 inches on that side. So this guy only moves half the distance of that one.


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[Assistant] I really don't even care about that little constant bit there either, right? All I'm caring about is the little variable part of the rope. So, rope one, which is just, uh, uh, this guy right here, right? Let's see, how long is that? Uh, s, c, plus, ooh, how long is, uh, that?


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[Assistant] Uh, I got two SCs, but they're negative, minus two SC, and then I've got two SBs, but they're positive.


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[Assistant] I don't like that velocity of C. What I really want to know is how does B move in relation or how is it dependent to block A? C is really just a pulley anyway, right? I don't need to know about that. I could figure it out if I wanted to though, right? Okay, so,


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[Assistant] Uhm, is that right? 2.5 divided by 2, 1.25, right? Meters per second. And that would be


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[Assistant] Well, that doesn't change either, but that overall link does, right? So let's see if we can work this out.


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[Assistant] Right, here's, let's make this guy here, let's make him rope 1. You're rope 1. Come on rope marker. You're rope 1 and you are rope 2 over there. Okay?


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[Assistant] I, I do remember when we started making music together, it was fantastic. I, uh, I remember, I feel that our relationship, uh, professionally has gotten more and more healthy. When we were young, we used to bicker unprofessionally.


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[Assistant] When we were young, much younger than today, uh, we would bicker unprofessionally, and now I feel that we bicker professionally. Uhm, when did music become an integral part of our relationship?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I was, I didn't know what I was doing. I was pointing at things, pressing buttons at the start. No, you're so good now. Thanks, Billy. I feel that I've gotten better, and I feel that you've gotten better at producing too, and so you make me better, because when I have an idea, you go, ooh, try this and this. And when we first started, you didn't do it at all.


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[Assistant] I busied myself for an hour or two with arranging my things in my chamber, drawers and wardrobe, in the order wherein I should wish to leave them during a brief absence. Meantime I heard St John quit his room. He stopped at my door. I feared he would knock. No, but a slip of paper was passed under the door. I took it up. It bore these words. You left me too suddenly last night. Had you stayed but a little longer?


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[Assistant] You would have laid your hand on the Christians cross and the angels crown.


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[Assistant] I shall expect your clear decision when I return this day fortnight. Meantime, watch and pray that you enter not into temptation. The spirit I trust is willing, but the flesh I see is weak. I shall pray for you hourly. Yours, St. John.


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[Assistant] And my flesh, I hope, is strong enough to accomplish the will of heaven when once that will is distinctly known to me. At any rate,


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[Assistant] It shall be strong enough to search, inquire, to grop an outlet from this cloud of doubt, and find the open day of certainty.


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[Assistant] It was the first of June, yet the morning was overcast and chilly. Rain beat fast on my casement. I heard the front door open and St John pass out. Looking through the window, I saw him traverse the garden.


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[Assistant] He took the way over the Misty Moors in the direction of Whitcross. There he would meet the coach.


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[Assistant] In a few more hours I shall succeed you in that track, cousin, thought I. I too have a coach to meet at Whitcross. I too have some to see and ask after in England before I depart for ever. It wanted yet two hours of breakfast time. I filled the interval in walking softly about my room.


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[Assistant] And pondering the visitation which had given my plans their present bent.


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[Assistant] I recalled that inward sensation I had experienced, for I could recall it with all its unspeakable strangeness. I recalled the voice I had heard.


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[Assistant] Then vibrated thrice a cry on my startled ear, and in my quaking heart, and through my spirit, which neither feared nor shook.


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[Assistant] But exalted as if in joy over the success of one effort it had been privileged to make independent of the Cumbra's body.


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[Assistant] I will know something of him whose voice seemed last night to summon me. Letters approved of no avail. Personal inquiry shall replace them.


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[Assistant] At breakfast I announced to Diana and Mary that I was going a journey and should be absent at least four days. Alone, Jane? they asked.


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[Assistant] Yes, it was to see or hear news of a friend about whom I had for some time been uneasy.


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[Assistant] They might have said, as I have no doubt they thought, that they had believed me to be without any friends save them, for indeed I had often said so.


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[Assistant] Except that Diana asked me if I was sure I was well enough to travel. I looked very pale, she observed. I replied that nothing ailed me save anxiety of mind which I hoped soon to alleviate. It was easy to make my further arrangements, for I was troubled with no inquiries, no surmises.


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[Assistant] Having once explained to them that I could not now be explicit about my plans, they kindly and wisely acquiesced in a silence with which I pursued them.


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[Assistant] According to me, the privilege of free action I should under similar circumstances have accorded them.


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[Assistant] And soon after four, I stood at the foot of the signpost of Whitcross, waiting the arrival of the coach, which was to take me to distant Thornfield.


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[Assistant] I had alighted one summer evening on this very spot. How desolate and hopeless and objectless. It stopped as I beckoned. I entered.


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[Assistant] Not now obliged to part with my whole fortune as the price of its accommodation. Once more on the road to Thornfield, I felt like the messenger pigeon flying home.


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[Assistant] It was a journey of six and thirty hours. I had set out from Whitcross on a Tuesday afternoon, and early on the succeeding Thursday morning the coach stopped to water the horses at a wayside inn.


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[Assistant] Situated in the midst of scenery whose green hedges and large fields and low pastoral hills, how mild a feature and verdant a view compared with the stern north midland moors of Morton.


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[Assistant] Met my eye like the lineaments of a once familiar face. Yes, I knew the character of this landscape. I was sure we were near my born.


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[Assistant] This is in the kitchen, uh, this is on April Fool's Day morning. Ah, well that makes sense then. We have to set it up.


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[Assistant] It turns out, now you've seen that, that she's not a big, like my family does April Fools.


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[Assistant] He was born in Hawaii, yeaah, and then they were asking for the papers, the birth certificate. Right, yeaah.


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[Assistant] All I remember was going on Facebook back in the day, in 08, and that's all you saw. No homo on saying that you're on Facebook by the way. No homo, no homo. Facebook was popping back in the day though.


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[Assistant] All the time. I just got back from being deleted. Really? For how long? Uhm, I was gone for almost a month.


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[Assistant] They unpublished me. I contacted Facebook directly.


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[Assistant] They don't like the fact that I got big. Right. So they just reported me. Are they other meme kids? Uhm, yea. Kids. You said it right there. They're kids. But do you identify as a meme kid? I identify...


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[Assistant] When I first started, I didn't know what I was going to identify as. Like, one day I could wake up and identify as a fucking turkey sandwich, you know? Next day, whatever.


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[Assistant] Right now I identify as a guy who just posts shit that's funny.


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[Assistant] Right now. I do like memes though. We love memes. I love memes.


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[Assistant] Uh, half and half. So, a lot of times people send me shit, and then if I find it funny, I'll post it.


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[Assistant] If I find something funny on the timeline, I don't know who it's from. I'll post it. And then if I got the time, I'll make it on my phone.


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[Assistant] I believe there's a real thing. Really, you do? I think there's a real thing. Right. Where people probably sit in someone's basement, you know, they probably watch a couple of soap operas.


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[Assistant] I feel like that's a new, that's a new way to attack someone though. Everyday you hear someone's a pedophile or a rapist or a racist. That seems like the new go-to thing. I see it on the internet all the time now. They don't find someone funny? Oh, you're a fucking rapist. You're a racist.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you know what, I feel like they use it so much, they start to lose its strength and meaning behind it, and now they need the next best thing to try to tear you down.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I was one of those people, I didn't vote. I was open about it. I went on my live stream on election day, because I already knew I was going to get bombarded with messages of people asking. And people ask, did you vote? I said no.


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[Assistant] I didn't vote. I didn't like anybody. I'm not going to force myself to vote. I'll deal with the consequences because I'm not the type to complain about who won. Because if I voted for Trump and Hillary won, that's it. My vote didn't matter at that point. Not that it didn't matter, it's we lost.


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[Assistant] And then people keep just asking me, so I just wanna scream, I was like, guys, I didn't vote. You know, just, I'm not the type to try to divide my fan base.


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[Assistant] Because I was damned if I do and damned if I don't. When did you start to feel like you were building a fanbase?


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[Assistant] Uhm, probably like around 2014. Okay, oh, so new, okay. Yeaah, I started in June, July 2012. And so was this a deliberate decision to like start trying to be a funny dude on the internet? Uhm, what happened was, I was dating this chick, way back when, back when I lived in New York.


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[Assistant] And one day I posted something on my personal Facebook. So you don't live in New York now? Not anymore. Where do you live now? I live in Sacramento. Oh. I moved here a year ago. But you registered to vote in Sacramento or in New York? Not yet, I didn't bother to register. I'm going to register once I move down here in LA. Okay. So hopefully sometime.


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[Assistant] No, uh, I, uh, I moved because a lot of the people that I know live up there. And, you know, I didn't want to move somewhere where I didn't know people, I wasn't well connected yet. Now I'm well connected, you know. But you just had to get out of Harlem, why? Uh, it's not that I had to get out, it was just,


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[Assistant] The situation in New York, right? Uh, I was born in the Bronx and raised in Harlem.


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[Assistant] There was, I was struggling with a lot of things over there, personal relationships, family relationships, uh,


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[Assistant] Uhm, it was me, my best friend, we were on the train station during St. Patrick's Day and there was a couple of Marines who were drunk and they bumped into him, they tried to fight, so I jumped in.


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[Assistant] And we fuck him up. I got arrested. I was arrested for a whole fucking week. And turned into a big fucking court case because...


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[Assistant] Yeah, and one of the guys had a butterfly knife, which is illegal.


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[Assistant] All of it came out. There was this Mexican lady that was watching the whole thing and she told the cops everything. She pointed where the knife fell.


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[Assistant] They were going to really put me away. How old are you right now? Uhm, I'm 28 right now.


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[Assistant] I got, ended up getting into another fight shortly after that. I took more shorts. So what'd you take?


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[Assistant] Uh, I took Taekwondo and Kiyokushin Karate. Nice. And I have my black belt and bones.


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[Assistant] So, you know, tore my ACL, and I hurt my back, too. So, same kinda-


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[Assistant] I think, uhm, it was a collective of things. I was really fucking massive at the time. You are a big guy.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, like right now I'm 250 pounds right now. How tall? 6'4? 6'5? Yeaah, just about.


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[Assistant] At that time I was like 290 pounds with solid muscle on my body. I had to like cut weight and just like stop it in the gym and everything.


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[Assistant] One day I was moving shit around in my apartment and I just felt a really sharp pain in my lower back.


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[Assistant] And I just had to stop, I just stopped training, I stopped fighting, I tried to stay out of trouble. I was hanging out with the wrong kids, you know, uhm, one of my friends, he was really deep into cribs, you know, and I didn't want to be affiliated with any gangs, you know.


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[Assistant] You know, you go to New York and sometimes you don't even see people. You see people who you don't think are in gangs and they really are in gangs.


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[Assistant] You know, and it's not even really called a gang anymore. It's just that's who your friends are.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that was such a 90's thing. That was back when my favorite rapper, Big O, was alive. You know, you had Big E. But he was blooded, blooded up.


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[Assistant] Literally, you know, it's, it's mean. Gang shit is...


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[Assistant] The guy who got shot, he got shot because he stole an Afro Samurai game on Xbox 360.


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[Assistant] He pulled up in his house in Queens. Over a video game. Over a fucking video game. And he killed him or just shot him? He just shot him. I was outside in the house and all I heard was shots go off. What the fuck. Fucking dead. I was like, y'all nah, you see I can't fuck with you guys like that.


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[Assistant] I think, I think I knew that if I stood there, like.


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[Assistant] I was getting pushed over the edge and like little things were starting to set me off. Like it's reached the point where I was looking for trouble at that point because I was just so angry with things, how things were going. I could have had money and I was still angry, you know? And at that point everything was getting expensive.


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[Assistant] It's starting to get, like, bothering me. I went there in May, last year. I went there with my ex and I couldn't even recognize her anymore.


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[Assistant] I was pointing out all the spots. I was like, oh, that's, that's where I got arrested. That's where I got jumped.


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[Assistant] You know, it was crazy because I always told people, there's a saying in New York, if you see white people jogging in an area at night, you know it's a good neighborhood.


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[Assistant] You know, I started seeing the cute white chicks in their shorts jogging and just talking to each other.


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[Assistant] And, you know, I didn't move straight to California. Oh, I moved to Wisconsin first. And what the fuck was that like?


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[Assistant] Uhm, it was this girl that I was dating for a while. Oh, okay. Off the internet? No, what happened was I went to Virginia Beach for a while. I went there for a summer and I was just partying and I was having a good time. I met her over there through a friend.


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[Assistant] We just started dating. We just hooked up and stuff. And then so we started going back and forth. She came to New York for a while. I went for a journey for a while.


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[Assistant] And she lost her job in Virginia. She's originally from Wisconsin.


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[Assistant] She wanted to move to New York with me, that's why it's too expensive.


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[Assistant] We can go live in Wisconsin for a while, you know, work, save money and save some cash.


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[Assistant] No, what happened was, I was committed to her. She pissed me off because she wasn't making any money. She was just not doing shit. You know? And so I was working, running a restaurant at the time. Kicked her out. For that whole month, I was just fucking some of the servers over there. Nice. Like I fucked one in the walk-in at one point. In the walk-in. Yeah. She was the girlfriend of the boss's son.


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[Assistant] Yeah, sorry if you're watching this.


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[Assistant] Man, I, I felt, I felt bad afterwards. You know, I was just, she...


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[Assistant] I was the only Hispanic dude over there that wasn't Mexican and I was over five foot six. So you're Puerto Rican? I'm Puerto Rican, Dominican, French.


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[Assistant] I did my thing in Wisconsin, I made a whole bunch of money over there and, you know, I'm- Legal money? Legal money.


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[Assistant] You know what, I worked at a hotel and ran a, and ran a restaurant at the same time. So I was meeting all kinds of people, especially in the hotel business. Right. You know, so it was helping me out dealing with a lot of the issues, you know, and making money was always a good thing.


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[Assistant] How I made money in New York wasn't legal. What were you doing out there? Uhm. Scamming.


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[Assistant] Not scamming, I was fighting in the Bronx for money. Fighting? Fighting. Like? Like legit fighting.


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[Assistant] It was pretty much like that. Really? Yea, I did for a whole year. A whole year? And how much would you get paid to do something like this? Uhm, sometimes you wouldn't get paid much.


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[Assistant] The fir- the first fight I ain't gonna pay anything. How'd you get into this? You are a very large man, so I can see how it kinda makes sense. It was one of my friends, he was this Jamaican dude. Uh huh. And he put me on. I told him I was like, I need money, but I don't wanna rob anybody.


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[Assistant] You know, I was young. I was 18, 19 years old. I was, you know, fresh into college. Uhm, I was, I was seeing myself getting into debt, you know, and my mom was poor.


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[Assistant] She was on disability. My stepdad was in and out of jail.


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[Assistant] And every morning, every morning, every night, I saw my mom crying. I was just like, I need to do something. You know, and I was working at GameStop at the time.


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[Assistant] And I told myself this is not cutting, this is not cutting it. I was making $9.50 an hour. Right. And so he put me on, he told me, y'all come with me to the Bronx, you know, we're going to go to the South Bronx and I'm gonna show you something. And we went to a barber shop that had a basement and in that barber shop, that's what they did. All their shit over there. I've seen people cut up cocaine and box it up and send it out.


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[Assistant] Large amounts bro. It actually got rated at one point.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and they closed it down and ended up on New York One, which is the number one New York source of news next to Daily News and shit like that.


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[Assistant] We called them, they were hot. We knew. We walked by and we'd be like, yo, that spot is hot right there. If you want to go and be careful, you know, if you don't, we know.


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[Assistant] You know, you go in there, you see a Dominican dude in the front, but then all they got is honey buns and like cat food. That's why it's hot.


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[Assistant] Who's just like, yo, just take it. I'm like, I was like, yo, deadass. Yeah, I was like, yo, deadass, do I just take it? I was like, yeah, just take it. He was like, yo, we busy right here. Some, some Puerto Rican guy came out. He was like, yo, we busy over here, man. What, what, what you need?


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[Assistant] Yeah, and you know, people just don't give a fuck.


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[Assistant] I've seen girls get jumped by dudes in front of cops and they just go, hm?


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[Assistant] And there was a legit shootout and the guy pulled out a gun, shot this dude that was right behind us. We were coming out of the subway. Shoots the dude right behind us.


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[Assistant] And the cops are across the street in front of a pizzeria. If you're from New York, 130 Lex, right in front of the subway, shoots the dude and the cops are standing there.


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[Assistant] There's a precinct right down the street and the guy runs. No cops follow this guy. Why do you think that they didn't follow him?


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[Assistant] I feel like at this point, they, they just don't care. Like what really happens. You get arrested, you get processed, they put you away and that's it. And these guys, they don't want to go out of their way anymore.


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[Assistant] I went to criminal justice, uh, John Jay criminal justice. I was going to be a cop right out of high school and one of my friends passed the academy and everything.


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[Assistant] He told me that he didn't meet his quota, so they sent him to a really shitty neighborhood in Queens to talk to people that didn't speak English that he knew didn't have identification so he can get something from them.


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[Assistant] Sometimes you'll walk out and you'll just see cops posted in the corner, they're not really paying attention, they're just having their own conversation and then everybody's just going about their business and then suddenly in the blink of an eye you see someone getting handcuffed.


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[Assistant] That's how it is in Chinatown, New York. You go over there and you got...


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[Assistant] If you've never been to New York and you ask people around, oh, what's to do? They'll say go to Times Square. And then people stay in that general area.


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[Assistant] They're, they're mostly worried about the heavily popular areas, especially after 9-11. They...


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[Assistant] Stay posted there. Cause they know if you're a terrorist you're not gonna go to the Bronx. You're not gonna go to Staten Island.


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[Assistant] They're kind of smart and dumb about it, you know, and on top of that, you know, cops are people too. They get scared on duty. They know that if they're in a bad neighborhood,


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[Assistant] It started, it started happening after the whole Trayvon Martin thing. Right. So what, 2009, 10? Just about that. Okay. Uhm, what they started doing is in Grand Central.


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[Assistant] They put out a table. Grand Central, the train stop, they put out a table where if you have a backpack they can just grab it and search it.


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[Assistant] Well, at one point I had a string bag on, right? And I had a hoodie on.


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[Assistant] And they came and followed me outside of the train station. Granted, it was like 10 o'clock at night and I was getting out of work. They straight up.


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[Assistant] Stop me and they're like, we gotta search your bag because it looks like it's really heavy. There's something in there. I'm like, I got sneakers in my bag. They go and they search it and they're like, why are you wearing a hoodie? I'm like, well, it's coke.


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[Assistant] You know? It was October. It was just, yo, it's cold out here. They're like, where are you going? I'm going home. They're like, where you live at?


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[Assistant] I live on 130th street, 6th train line, and I'm trying to go there right now. It's like, wow, you came downstairs and you stepped right back up. Oh, my phone rang. They're like, okay, move along.


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[Assistant] And I don't know if it's like a racism thing or if it's something they're just told to do.


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[Assistant] And I just didn't understand what was the whole suspicious thing. Yeaah. Like that. So, and I see people walking around with their hoodies. They didn't get stopped. But the time that I did get arrested, I got arrested in uh, Nassau County.


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[Assistant] I was fucking her and the roommate in there, and there was these dudes in the hallway. Both of them? Yea, both of them. Condom?


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[Assistant] They, these dudes kept on knocking on the door, they're drunk, and I'm trying to sleep.


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[Assistant] You know, I'm exhausted. Just fucking did my cardio and shit. And they keep knocking on the door.


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[Assistant] Being rude. So I opened the door and I'm like, yo, who's knocking on the door? And they standing in the corner laughing. So I straight up said to the door, I was like, yo, my God.


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[Assistant] If you're gonna knock on the door and you're gonna be an asshole, and I gotta open this door one time, I'ma fuck you up. He thought I was kidding.


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[Assistant] As soon as I turn around and I close the door, I hear the knock again and I just opened it and I ran straight for him. What got me in trouble was when the security came and pulled me over, it was real cops. It wasn't like some security with just a walkie.


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[Assistant] He was probably like 6'2". You know, he was like moderately tall.


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[Assistant] I try, I try making them sign a little waiver now, through text message. Wait, wait, wait. You have a waiver? No, not an actual waiver. I try to get the consent through the text message. Oh, really? Yea, so I'm just trying to fuck you over, man.


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[Assistant] Oh, I've had, I've had, I've had that before. Like, there's one chick, one of my exes. She was like...


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[Assistant] Oh, I think I'm pregnant. I want to get back with you. Maybe we could start a family.


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[Assistant] No, that's not gonna happen. I was like I haven't seen you in like four months.


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[Assistant] How are you now just realizing you're pregnant? Maybe you're fat. You're fucking crazy.


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[Assistant] Like, I'm not, I'm not gonna just try to take care of you and then, you know, this could be someone else's business.


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[Assistant] No, what she was trying to say was, oh, you're the, you're the dad, you're the dad, you're the last person. If, you know, if it's yours and I know it's yours, I'm gonna put you on child support and this and that. You know, it's kind of like scamming me. It is, it's just like a scam.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and then what happens? She wasn't pregnant.


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[Assistant] Yeah, like, I will waste it, who knows how much of my time with her, that she's trying to extort money at me. I'm not going to deal with that.


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[Assistant] It was like, making me really, really fucking tired. Right. You know, I've had Whitewood, I used to smoke a lot of Whitewood. Okay. And... What's that? I don't even know what that is. Oh, that's some New York shit. Okay. I can't legally even say what that is. What, you put heroin in it? Cocaine.


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[Assistant] Yeah, like, uh, there was a video of me sitting down on the floor having a conversation with a dog in the wall. Really? Yeah, cause I take big hits. I got big lungs. I'm a big dude. So I'm taking big hits and I ain't no while I was in there.


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[Assistant] It was around the first time I started smoking. I was, uh, I was catching.


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[Assistant] And my cousin put me on weed. I wasn't smoking with him, I was smoking with some other dudes.


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[Assistant] Is it a snapback or a fitted? It's a fitted. Oh wow, okay, so it's still in the fitted wave. Yeaah, I'm wearing a size 8. Okay, you're an 8, me too. Yeaah. I have a big ass head. Yeaah, and you know, I got my, I got, you can't see it, but I have long curly hair. Okay. So I got actually tied up so the hat fits. And I wear my giant hat occasionally, you know.


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[Assistant] When I was in Wisconsin, I developed this New York Pride thing. Right. So that people know that this is where I'm from, not from around here.


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[Assistant] It kicked in when I started getting into more trouble. Right. And it especially kicked in once I moved out.


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[Assistant] You know, I started saying, people hear me say dead ass. Now it's a meme, but that's a legit thing. It was just a normal thing.


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[Assistant] Wearing pla- who was wearing plaid shorts, it was this white guy, and he was like, oh, this guac is deadass, the best guac out here.


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[Assistant] Are you from New York? He goes, oh no, no man, I was born and raised here in Sacramento. I'm just like, oh, okay.


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[Assistant] It's like why you ask? I'm just wondering. Yea, I didn't want to press the issue, but then...


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[Assistant] You haven't lived until you fucked in Timbs.


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[Assistant] I don't think I ever fucked him. I owned a couple, but they stopped fettin' me. Your feet got bigger. Yeah, cause I'm a size 14 right now.


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[Assistant] I had to fit into a size 13 Tim's and it fit okay, you know, but I, I used to wear Tim's since I was a size 10.


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[Assistant] That's your pride, man. So you step on someone's Jordans or your terms, that's a fight.


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[Assistant] I've seen someone step on someone else's sneakers. I think it was Jordan's. And the guy made him clean it. Really? Yea, in the train in front of everybody. Wow. And the dude was shook. He was scared, man.


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[Assistant] Right now, I'm just wearing my walk-in shoes because I don't want to walk in my expensive dress shoes. Right. Because when I'm not wearing this, I like wearing my business casual, you know?


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[Assistant] You know, I get invited to a lot of events now, especially now that as I get bigger on social media, people want to throw free shit at me.


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[Assistant] I fucking love it. I check my email, it's like, hey man, we got this going on, you wanna come through, we'll give you the free bag of this, we'll pay for your hotel. I'm like, okay. I don't know what about me that you want, but I'll do it. As long as you got some liquor and some food and some chicks.


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[Assistant] I've learned, I had to say no. I had to learn to have moderation, even moderation.


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[Assistant] It was like, I was telling myself, I'm hurt, I'm hurt, I need these pain pills. And my mom's addicted to pain pills. So I used to steal them from her. And sometimes I would even sell them if I needed money.


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[Assistant] And I have a sister that used to work in the hospital. And my mom will get pain pills from her. I'll go inside the medicine cabinet, snatch them.


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[Assistant] And be like, mom, I've been using them, I finished them, I'm sorry. You know, I used to crush them up, I used to do everything.


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[Assistant] And I took that, I was like, yo, I need more. I feel really fucking good. My back doesn't hurt. My knee doesn't hurt. Uh, I feel awake.


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[Assistant] You know, I hit the gym, I was in the bodybuilding phase. That was my, my...


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[Assistant] My PR's, I was lifting way more. At one point I maxed out 425 benching, cause of pain pills.


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[Assistant] They're super into weed? Yeah. Okay. Uh, one of my friends, Bradley Martin, he's into weed. That's cool.


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[Assistant] Well, I mean, like, it's painkillers, and people don't really think that it's a bad thing, but sometimes all it takes is a nice shot of Patron.


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[Assistant] You're not even allowed to take ibuprofen if you do professional mixed martial arts.


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[Assistant] And he saw how easy it was to get chicks just from having a social media status.


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[Assistant] And he fucked so much that he got desensitized and he couldn't even get it up. He was doing a lot of coke. You know, his heart was always racing.


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[Assistant] And he just started popping vagras. A half an hour before he went to go fuck a chick that he knew he was about to fuck, pop a vagra.


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[Assistant] Right. Cause imagine, he's young, he's in his twenties, he's a fucking multimillionaire.


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[Assistant] You know what? There was a point in my life where I started making money. I saw the money coming in and stuff. For the first time, I saw I wasn't overdrafted on my account. And I just wanted to treat everybody around me. And it's like,


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[Assistant] Make friends that way, but the wrong kind of friends.


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[Assistant] And he got so caught up living that life, you know, but what's a million dollars in him really?


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[Assistant] I, I, I reached a point, cause I've been working since I was 13. My first job was washing dishes off the book.


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[Assistant] I couldn't do it. They wanted me up at four o'clock in the morning. I was just like, nah, fuck that. I have to be in school.


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[Assistant] I have to- Twitter is poppin'. 24-7. And because of what we do, we have to be there.


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[Assistant] All day. Like right now, I'm scared to look at my notifications.


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[Assistant] No, because they will force me to take it down or take it down for me.


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[Assistant] Go on Facebook and type Hitler did nothing wrong. It'll be gone within 24 hours.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. They'll compare anyone that they don't like to Hitler.


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[Assistant] And I followed him. I actually was a fan of this guy. I used to listen to his music. I remember when his album came out. I was a freshman in college.


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[Assistant] And I see that he tweeted that street, moral combat is for people who can't play Street Fighter.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and I play Mortal Kombat. I'm really fucking good at it.


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[Assistant] I tweeted him, well, if that's what you believe, play me in Street Fighter. I bet I'll 5-0 you. Ignores it. So I tweeted him, I called him a bitch.


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[Assistant] An hour later, I go and I stream to my fans, I'm a Twitch streamer, and I come back and my Twitter's lit up.


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[Assistant] He's ranting, my fans are arguing with him. So I tweeted him right back and we just going at it, going at it the whole time. And the funniest thing about it, he has a million something followers, right?


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[Assistant] Exactly, and at this point we're just fucking with him.


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[Assistant] He started getting violent at one point. He started making threats.


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[Assistant] Oh, he is? Really? Wow. He's a 10th degree black belt, I heard. Wow, good thing I had that sight. And, you know, to me, nothing scares me.


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[Assistant] He says, oh, coming to Chicago, he had a concert or something, how he will beat my ass with a fucking controller or some shit. I'm like, this guy doesn't know that. I'm twice his size.


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[Assistant] There's no way, you're not gonna touch me bro. Right. You know, it's beneficial for me. I'll fucking sue you.


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[Assistant] You know, he's almost 40. He's still part of a scene.


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[Assistant] How you go from, uh, I don't even know if he's a Platinum Arthas.


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[Assistant] But how do you go from even that level to, I play Street Fighter.


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[Assistant] The thing is, I played Mortal Kombat because one,


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[Assistant] And I'm into the fast paced kind of gaming, you know, and Street Fighter is just boring to me. I sit down there, okay, I do a 4 hit, 6 hit combo on you, and then I do the same thing over again. And then I block.


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[Assistant] That should hit you at a Hadouken or some sort of a projectile.


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[Assistant] No, I legit believe that I was better than him. Okay. Because I used to actually, I almost went pro. Really? Yeah. I used to go to Chinatown Fair and used to play against people who are now pro, like Justin Wong. Really? And a lot of these people.


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[Assistant] Uh, people like Monster Gaming. Big sponsors, man.


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[Assistant] We could bet money, man. I told him, I was like, I'll put up five grand. You don't have to bet anything. I'll beat you.


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[Assistant] Well, that's another thing. This, what happened was he played a pro named Daigo.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it was fake. And I called him on and I was like, you really expect people to believe, you can't go around saying you're the best and you refuse competition.