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[Assistant] In 1986 in training camp, uh, there was quite a to-do about the fact that Jim McMahon showed up with quite the paunch. And here it was, they just won the Super Bowl, and uh, he looked like he enjoyed himself an awful lot.


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[Assistant] When his autobiography came out, that was the beginning of the end for Jim McMahon as the Chicago Bears quarterback.


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[Assistant] Is one of the two bones that form the shoulder girdle.


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[Assistant] Clavicle itself is located on the uppermost part of the chest wall.


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[Assistant] As a bone, it is easy to recognize as it has its distinct letter S form, shaping itself into two distinct curvatures.


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[Assistant] Medial two thirds of the bone are convex in a forward direction, whereas the lateral third of the bone is concave oriented forward. The superior aspect of this bone


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[Assistant] Offers no additional anatomical details.


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[Assistant] This surface of the clavicle is subcutaneous.


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[Assistant] And through palpation one can identify its convex and then later concave curvature following the bone all the way to the lateral end where it makes the joint with the scapula. Clavicle has two ends, the medial end


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[Assistant] Through which clavicle makes the joint with manubrium.


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[Assistant] And the lateral end of the bone or lateral extremity through which clavicle makes the joint with the scapula.


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[Assistant] They're easy to differentiate as the lateral end appears to be flat.


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[Assistant] Whereas the medial end of the bone is more massive.


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[Assistant] Which exactly corresponds to shape of these two joints that the clavicle makes. As mentioned earlier, no additional anatomical details are to be identified on the upper surface of the clavicle. However, should we turn this by 180 degrees and look into clavicular underside,


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[Assistant] On the underside of the clavicle, next to its medial end, one can observe this indented area, which is attachment of costoclavicular ligament.


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[Assistant] That is a ligament which runs between upper surface of rib number one to the underside of the clavicle preventing excessive clavicular elevation at this joint. At the midpoint on the clavicular body or shaft there could be


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[Assistant] More or less visible attachment of the subclavius muscle. On this specimen such a groove is not completely visible. As we go towards the lateral end of the bone,


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[Assistant] There are two distinct details that the clavicle will offer to us. One is known as the conoid tubercle.


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[Assistant] And it looks like it has been continuous with this bony ridge, the trapezoid line. So this is the carnage tubercle, and this is the trapezoid line.


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[Assistant] Those landmarks serve as the attachment points for the same-name ligaments. The coronoid ligament attaches here, and the trapezoid ligament attaches here.


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[Assistant] Both ligaments attach to the coracoid process of the scapula and they are used to solidify joint between the clavicle and its acromial end and part of the scapula, which is known as the acromion.


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[Assistant] On its medial end, or medial extremity, there's a large, articular surface.


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[Assistant] One can immediately notice that there is a huge discrepancy in the size of medial end of the clavicle versus size of the clavicular notch. Stability to that joint will be added by placing intraarticular disc that will be both attached to the medial end of the clavicle.


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[Assistant] Through the facet, lateral end of the clavicle will make the joint with a chromium process of the scapula.


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[Assistant] With this massive projection of the scapula, which is called acromion.


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[Assistant] And it would be used to allow rotation of the scapula permitted by


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[Assistant] Miss Higgins, we want a woman's point of view on a certain situation. Now, uh, Mr. Baker has a friend, and he's in trouble. Who, Mr. Baker?


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[Assistant] No, the friend. Oh, Mr. Baker. Now, Mr. Baker has nothing whatever to do with it. Let's call the friend Mr., uh, Mr. Brown. Now, Mr. Brown has a wife.


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[Assistant] Exactly. Mr. and Mrs. Brown have been married for, uh, how long? Well, say six years. They live in Toledo.


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[Assistant] Now, Ms. Haggins, as a woman, I'm asking you, what is the right approach?


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[Assistant] Some woman. Yeaah. She certainly had a couple of interesting angles. I didn't notice them. Good. Now Larry.


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[Assistant] Forget Higgins. Forget insurance. Go home. There's only one thing you have to sell. Yourself. The most important client you ever had in your life is waiting for you. And their name is Mrs. Baker. Now you're the best salesman in the business. There's nothing wrong with your marriage. You just have to resell it once in a while. Not so easy. Well, who said it was? Was it easy to sell Hale Insurance in Southern California? Just find the right slant. A new one.


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[Assistant] And Jill Baker, herein after, referred to as the party of the second part. It is understood that the party of the first part...


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[Assistant] Transfers title to the apartment of 685 Park Avenue to the party of the second part. What about the furnishings? Yes, what about them?


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[Assistant] No, my innocent spouse. What do I have to do? Well, let's call in a witness. Let's say, uh, my secretary. And first, you two start a quarrel.


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[Assistant] Alright, I'll do it. Very well. Now let's rehearse the whole thing. Now, here's the plan.


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[Assistant] When I hit you. Now Baker, don't let us down! Ms. Eakins! Ms. Eakins!


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[Assistant] To, uh, Walter K. Dovenmule, Capital City Bank and Trust Company, Columbus, Ohio. My dear Mr. Dovenmule, now let me see.


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[Assistant] Is there anyone there? Is there anyone there? One rap for yes, two raps for no. Is there anyone there?


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[Assistant] President Trump revealing his decision to the country, to the world. We're out, he says, pulling out of the Paris Climate Accord.


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[Assistant] Of course, if you come from a Muslim majority nation, air traffic is not your problem because Trump is still trying to push his Muslim travel ban.


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[Assistant] Remember, uh, he had that executive order, he signed, showed everybody, and then that was struck down in court, then it was rewritten to be a little softer, and then it was struck down again. Well now a revised version is headed to the Supreme Court, and the administration's only chance of winning


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[Assistant] It's not a travel ban. Because when we use words like travel ban, that misrepresents what it is. Got it, got it, okay.


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[Assistant] And if calling it a travel ban wasn't bad enough, Trump went on to tweet, Mr. President, you can't criticize the Justice Department.


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[Assistant] Strong statement, sir. Bold. Presidential.


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[Assistant] Now the tweet was taken down six hours later and replaced with a response from Trump saying, who can figure out the true meaning of covfefe? Enjoy!


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[Assistant] By the way, I believe Pittsburgh not Paris is now the official motto of Pittsburgh.


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[Assistant] According to Trump, he pulled out because the agreement lowered America's status in the world.


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[Assistant] Other members of the Trump administration have been defending the move, including vice president and man pretending to think, Mike Pence.


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[Assistant] What kind of a mission do you make this time? You're not even dressed right for a German doctor.


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[Assistant] Oh, no matter, except you come from the moon. And here we live like, like Lazarus. We lie in the grave, waiting for the saviour to come.


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[Assistant] A schoolmistress I once knew. A fascist party member.


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[Assistant] I told her I had a German friend who was very important and she was very proud of me.


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[Assistant] Tonight I am pre-war, Gina. I teach my little children in school.


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[Assistant] Well, even if you don't think so. All the overah men I meet, they tell me I'm pretty.


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[Assistant] Well don't look so funny. One of your shot down flyers from New Arizona told it to me.


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[Assistant] He taught it to me. The rest I never learned.


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[Assistant] Oh, don't make love to me. Don't be somebody I like. If you feel like kissing me and I feel like kissing you, so we kiss. But don't be serious. In my job, I kiss without feeling. Last week, an Obra man with a silly mustache.


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[Assistant] No. If you fight scum, you become scum, that's all.


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[Assistant] I think this is safe. And tomorrow, soon as it gets light, we'll move.


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[Assistant] Too long. Too much. Too much worry and too much fright.


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[Assistant] Except for the dog, you can feel sorry. It's not his fault he's sick.


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[Assistant] There's so few of us here, even one who runs away is badly missed. You know that, don't you?


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[Assistant] I had forgotten to draw my curtain, which I usually did, and also to let down my window blind.


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[Assistant] The consequence was that when a moon, which was full and bright, for the night was fine, came in her course to that space in the sky opposite my casement, and looked in at me through the unveiled panes, her glorious gaze roused me. Awakening in the dead of night, I opened my eyes on her disk, silver-white and crystal clear. It was beautiful, but too solemn. I half rose and stretched my arm to draw the curtain. Good God!


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[Assistant] The night, its silence, its rest, was rent entwined by a savage, a sharp, a shrilly sound that ran from end to end of Thornfield Hall.


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[Assistant] My pulse stopped, my heart stood still, my stretched arm was paralysed. The cry died, and was not renewed.


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[Assistant] Whatever being uttered that fearful shriek could not soon repeat it.


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[Assistant] Help! Three times, rapidly. Will no one come? It cried. And then, while the staggering and stamping went on wildly, I distinguished through plank and plaster Rochester.


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[Assistant] Rochester, for God's sake, come! A chamber door opened. Someone ran or rushed along the gallery. Another step stamped on the flooring above and something fell. And there was silence. I had put on some clothes, though horror shook all my limbs. I issued from my apartment. The sleepers were all aroused. Ejaculations, terrified murmurs sounded in every room, door after door unclosed. One looked out and another looked out.


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[Assistant] The gallery filled. Gentlemen and ladies alike had quitted their beds and, oh, what is it? Who's hurt?


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[Assistant] That's your light. Is it fire? Are there robbers? Where shall we run? Was demanded confusedly on all hands. But for the moonlight, they would have been in complete darkness.


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[Assistant] They ran to and fro. They crowded together. Some throbbed, some stumbled. The confusion was inextricable.


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[Assistant] Here, here!" was shouted in return. Be composed, all of you. I'm coming. And the door at the end of the gallery opened, and Mr. Rochester advanced with a candle. He had just descended from the upper storey.


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[Assistant] One of the ladies ran to him directly. She seized his arm. It was Miss Ingram.


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[Assistant] What awful event has taken place, said she. Speak! Let us know the worst at once.


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[Assistant] But don't pull me down or strangle me, he replied, for the Mrs Eshton were clinging about him now, and the two dowagers in vast white wrappers were bearing down on him like ships in full sail.


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[Assistant] All's right, all's right, he cried. It's a mere rehearsal of much to do about nothing. Ladies, keep off, or I shall wax dangerous. Undangerously looked, his black eyes darted sparks. Calming himself by an effort, he added. A servant has had the nightmare, that is all.


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[Assistant] She's an excitable, nervous person. She construed her dream into an apparition, or something of that sort, no doubt, and has taken a fit with fright. Now then, I must see you all back into your rooms, for till the house is settled, she cannot be looked after. Gentlemen, have the goodness to set the ladies the example.


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[Assistant] Miss Ingram, I am sure you will not fail in evincing superiority to idle terrors. Amy and Louisa?


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[Assistant] Return to your nests like a pair of doves, as you are. Madame, to the dowagers.


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[Assistant] You will take cold to a dead certainty if you stay in this chill gallery any longer. And so, by dint of alternate coaxing and commanding,


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[Assistant] He contrived to get them all once more when closed in their separate dormitories. I did not wait to be ordered back to mine, but retreated unnoticed, as unnoticed I had left it.


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[Assistant] Wonder and self congratulations, sir. I have your permission to retire now, I suppose?


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[Assistant] It's a new suit. I went right out and got it all by myself, without you.


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[Assistant] He opposed the family disowning her when she made her low marriage, and when news came of her death, he wept like a simpleton. He would send for the baby.


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[Assistant] Though I entreated him rather to put it out to nurse and pay for its maintenance.


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[Assistant] I hated it the first time I set my eyes on it, a sickly, whining, pining thing. It would wail in its cradle all night long, not screaming heartily like any other child, but whimpering and moaning. Reed pitted it, and he used to nurse it, and notice it as if it had been his own. More, indeed, than he ever noticed his own at that age. He would try to make my children friendly to the little beggar. The darlings could not bear it.


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[Assistant] And he was angry with them when they showed their dislike. In his last illness, he had it brought continually to his bedside, and about an hour before he died, he bound me by vow to keep the creature.


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[Assistant] I would as soon have been charged with a pauper brat out of the workhouse, but he was weak, naturally weak. John does not at all resemble his father, and I am glad of it. John is like me, and like my brothers. He's quite a Gibson.


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[Assistant] Oh, I wish he would cease tormenting me with letters for money. I have no more money to give him. We're getting poor.


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[Assistant] I must send away half the servants and shut out part of the house, or let it off. I can never submit to do that. Yet how are we to get on?


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[Assistant] Two thirds of my income goes into paying the interest of mortgages.


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[Assistant] He continually threatens me with his own death, or mine.


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[Assistant] And I dream sometimes that I see him laid out with a great wound in his throat, or with a swollen and blackened face. I've come to a strange pass. I have heavy troubles. What is to be done? How is the money to be had?


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[Assistant] Bessie now endeavoured to persuade her to take a sedative draught. She succeeded with difficulty.


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[Assistant] Soon after, Mrs. Reed grew more composed and sank into a dozing state. I then left her.


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[Assistant] More than ten days elapsed before I had again any conversation with her. She continued either delirious or lethargic, and the doctor forbade everything which could painfully excite her.


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[Assistant] Meantime I got on as well as I could with Georgiana and Eliza. They were very cold indeed at first.


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[Assistant] Eliza would sit half the day sewing, reading, or writing, and scarcely utter a word either to me or her sister.


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[Assistant] Georgiana would chatter nonsense to her canary bird by the hour, and take no notice of me.


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[Assistant] But I was determined not to seem at a loss for occupation or amusement.


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[Assistant] I had brought my drawing materials with me, and they served me for both.


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[Assistant] Provided with a case of pencils and some sheets of paper, I used to take a seat apart from them, near the window, and busy myself in sketching fancy vignettes representing any scene that happened momentarily to shape itself in the ever-shifting kaleidoscope of imagination.


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[Assistant] A glimpse of sea between two rocks, the rising moon, and a ship crossing its disk.


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[Assistant] A group of reeds and water flags, and a nyad's head, crowned with lotus flowers rising out of them. An elf sitting in a hedgesparrow's nest, under a wreath of hawthorn bloom. One morning, I felt a sketching of face. What sort of a face it was to be, I did not care or know. I took a soft black pencil, gave it a broad point, and worked away.


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[Assistant] Soon I had traced on the paper a broad and prominent forehead, and a square lower outline of visage.


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[Assistant] That contour gave me pleasure. My fingers proceeded actively to fill it with features.


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[Assistant] Strongly marked horizontal eyebrows must be traced under that brow, then followed, naturally, a well-defined nose, with a straight ridge and full nostrils, then a flexible-looking mouth, by no means narrow.


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[Assistant] Then a firm chin with a decided cleft down the middle of it.


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[Assistant] Of course some black whiskers were wanted and some jetty hair tufted on the temples and waved above the forehead. Now for the eyes. I had left them to the last because they required the most careful working.


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[Assistant] I drew them large, I shaped them well, the eyelashes I traced long and sombre, the irids lustrous and large. Good, but not quite the thing, I thought, as I surveyed the effect. They want more force and spirit.


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[Assistant] And I wrote the shades blacker, that the lights might flash more brilliantly. A happy touch or two secured success.


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[Assistant] There I had a friend's face under my gaze. And what did it signify that those young ladies turned their backs on me? I looked at it. I smiled at the speaking likeness. I was absorbed and content.


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[Assistant] Mr. Pierce, this is the Morning Express. We just received word that June Cameron got herself married. How about the details? Married?


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[Assistant] Look, I've seated you beside Elizabeth Van Doren. Who am I sitting next to? That doesn't matter, but it's Brian O'Toole. He's quite amusing. He's a spiritualist. She means charlatans. He's a house guest of Edith Dexter, so I had to ask him. You'd better go back in, Hark. It might look funny.


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[Assistant] Well, it's fun anyway. Please do some more. Mr. O'Toole, tell me what you get from this.


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[Assistant] Nothing, except that at ten o'clock you calmly walk out like a pied piper, leaving me with one irate wife who wanted to know where her husband vanished to. You and I. I didn't know where you'd gone, I couldn't tell her. Couldn't Mr. O'Toole tell her?


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[Assistant] I don't wanna be one of those sisters-in-law, but I wish you'd listen to me.


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[Assistant] But you don't see it all. Phil happens to be one of the finest men I've ever known.


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[Assistant] He has a wife, you know. Ever since their son died, Edith's been a little on the hysterical side. Fills an angel to her.


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[Assistant] Mrs. Norton, she's still alone? And I think it's time one of us went out. Would you like me to go, Julia?


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[Assistant] I'll leave the prescription here. You can have it filled in the morning. That'll be time enough.


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[Assistant] By tomorrow, he'll be broken out and probably look like a boiled lobster. Was it serious? Oh, commonest thing in the world. Take the usual precautions. Be careful of his eyes, of course. There's nothing really to worry about. I can't go in to see him. And this won't be the last thing you'll go through with that young man. Hello. Hello, Dexter. He's almost asleep.


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[Assistant] David's alive. That's all I can say at present. I've called the ambulance.


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[Assistant] My dear child, I wish I could be as certain as I was with Bobby.


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[Assistant] If that had been a fracture instead of a concussion, you wouldn't be having this homecoming today.


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[Assistant] How long do I have to wear this thing? That's only to relieve the pressure on that broken rib. You can take it off anytime you like now.


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[Assistant] Listen, this is something, and the remarkableness of this need not be understated, this is what, like 60 to 80 levels that Ross has meticulously, like he basically made an entirely new Mario game.


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[Assistant] And, he's gotten incredibly good at designing, like he's straight up a level designer at this point. Like, by trade. Because he did this on his Twitch channel, twitch.tv slash rubber ninja.


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[Assistant] Uhm, which you should go check out, he streams there all the time. Uhm, and he, uh, streamed all of the making of this, uh, on his Twitch channel.


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[Assistant] It's, it's, it's pretty beautiful. Uhm, I didn't watch any of it. I tried not to expose myself to any of this. Cool. Uhm, this is all basically new for me.


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[Assistant] Uhm, there was a tweet that I read a little while ago that perfectly summed it up where it was like,


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[Assistant] Uh, I miss a time where a cough didn't sound like a gunshot.


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[Assistant] So I'm trying so hard not to- because I'm just so self-conscious about it now, like, if just like one strong, like, cough would get this out, but I'm like, I can't, I can't do it, I have to just work it out.


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[Assistant] But if you wanna, if you wanna check out Ross' YouTube VODs, uhm, they're, they're not VODs, they're more like best of clips of his, uh, streams. Go to, uh, youtube.com slash rubber Ross, I believe. You can just search rubber Ross on YouTube. I just wanna give him a check, cause he worked for like eight months on this. He's incredible. Just for us.


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[Assistant] Uhm, and granted, like a bunch of other streamers have done these levels and stuff too, but, uh, this was explicitly made for the intention of being played on Game Grumps, so, uh, cannot be stated how wonderful of a person Ross is.


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[Assistant] Yeah, this is fine. Is there the one up here? Oh, come on Ross. Really? That's surprising. No one up here?


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[Assistant] Oh, it's like a, you know when you have like brass that's been outside for a while, then it gets like kind of greenish?


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[Assistant] Yeah, that was like the easy part. Yeah, I'm sure there's no checkpoint, that's fine.


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[Assistant] Yeah, the tension is already, like, molding into your body. God, I just remember, like, cause, I don't know, cause Danganronpa's such a, like, you know, click and go, you know, like, yeah.


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[Assistant] And then this is just like, I forgot.


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[Assistant] That was a nice little, nice little first romp.


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[Assistant] Alright. And I imagine the design will get a little better. Okay, I have to remember to spin jump on these.


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[Assistant] No, no, no, like, like, he made this like literally in like March or something.


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[Assistant] And then as it goes, like he got better, cause he got more experience. Use this to reset. Okay.


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[Assistant] All. Eat all. Okay. Eat all the cactuses? Yea, I guess so.


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[Assistant] That makes sense, that makes sense, right? It's just a little obstacle course. Oops, okay, we lost one. Does that not count as eat all?


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[Assistant] Woah, woah, woah, hey. Alright, gotta make sure they're all there first. Together.


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[Assistant] This is easy, come on, this is, this is, Ross, you're going easy on us at the beginning.


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[Assistant] I think you're actually right. I think we have to keep them all alive. Oh dear. That's gonna be the realization.


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[Assistant] Feel like there could have been a little bit more tension if I'd like known just to keep at least one alive.


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[Assistant] A little bit more attention? But that's okay, yeah. If it was like, oh, I gotta make sure I get- cause I wasn't sure if I had to keep him alive or-


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[Assistant] Yeah, exactly. I was like, well, if I didn't all of them, then I guess we'll just find out at the end. Cool. Hop, skip, jump, scare. Okay. Easy peasy. Oh, very generous. Yep.


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[Assistant] Oh, I think I get it, I think the- every time you go through the door, the- the P, like, reactivates.


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[Assistant] See, when I go through the door, then the P activates, the, the, they change. Oh, I see.


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[Assistant] But I guess it didn't change that time. Oh, well it changed that time. Yep. Alright.


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[Assistant] Alright, so I go through here. And wait for the thing to activate.


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[Assistant] That's a trick, I don't know how he did it, but it's a trick. It's a jump scare.


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[Assistant] It's just a jumpscare world, I think that's the gimmick.


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[Assistant] You know what I've gotten addicted to actually during Backstreet Boys? Double Step Warriors? No. Uhm, screaming into a pillow.


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[Assistant] Oh yeah, no, it's the worst. But it's also great.


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[Assistant] I'm just gonna kill myself. I get it now, you just have to go for it. You have to know that it's gonna change and then just go for it or else you don't have enough time.


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[Assistant] How many times does that happen to you, or you give advice out and you're like, well, I literally broke that advice today. Just now, just now again.


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[Assistant] I know, I hesitated, I was scared. It's okay, it doesn't matter. You sure? Yes, it doesn't matter. It just makes it go faster.


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[Assistant] Oh, I have to face that way. Got it. Cause the boo goes if you don't- it only- the boo only goes if you're looking that way. I see. Or not.


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[Assistant] Wait, how did I make him go last time? I don't know. I'm losing all my lives, man. I once had 69 and now I am very far from the sex number.


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[Assistant] Hey man. It's cool. Take what you can get. This is a dog-eat-dog world.


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[Assistant] That's true. I have gotten over it over the years though. Is that right? Yeah.


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[Assistant] It's been ages. But yea, I don't, I don't, I don't really... I don't know what it was. Maybe I'm just more confident, you know?


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[Assistant] Coffee? I can usually tell by the smell.


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[Assistant] Yeah, good for him for helping me out there for a second. Well that was totally worth it. Fuck.


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[Assistant] Oh my god, this big jumpy isn't working! Wait, can I do the corky spinny jump on the ghost, on the other ghost?


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[Assistant] Everybody's gonna have a big coke. How do you do this? I dunno. I dunno.


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[Assistant] What was it? It was like Monopoly. It was a commercial for like a new version of Monopoly or something. Mhm. And it was that, you know, that song that's like, it's not about the money, money, money. Oh yeah. This is a price tag.


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[Assistant] They changed the lyrics to, it's all about the money. Wow.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's a new character you created. Frank's villain in the game Legend of Frickacy. Yeah. Frick it off. You know what I'm saying? Like Ganondorf, but with Frick.


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[Assistant] Maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, fuck! Just go!


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[Assistant] Ooh yeah, ooh, oh no, alright. Smash. Oh fuck! No, Arin! Well dude! Just keep an eye on where he is. I know, I was, but he caught me off guard, he scurred me.


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[Assistant] For some reason this is like flashing me back to, uh, hell.


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[Assistant] When I was on the Nintendo World Championships, I don't know, there's something about it that's...


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[Assistant] Yeaah. I mean, that does- that does make sense. Ah!


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[Assistant] He's really thinking like a game designer and not just like a troll.


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[Assistant] No, I mean, the very- the very fact that these stages exist is because he's a jerk.


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[Assistant] Oh man. Oh wow. Look at this. Oh, I hate it. This is not easy. Nope. It's a boss battle for sure. Okay. It's like, why didn't real Mario have bosses like this? Cool ass bosses. Give me yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum


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[Assistant] Yeah, I really ran gung ho into that situation. Uhm. Oh, it's there.


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[Assistant] Yeah man, I think that wraps up our first episode.


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[Assistant] What you just heard was a protest vote and there were a lot of those people, you know, who were fed up with the elites telling them what to do.


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[Assistant] Check the cart home and tell Ma I've gone courtin'.


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[Assistant] Check the cart home and tell Ma I've gone courtin'.


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[Assistant] I don't mean to take advantage, miss.


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[Assistant] I'd like a word with you, mister, about Lily Whitmore. What? Lily's band came a fortnight ago, and you've got a grand wedding lined up. But not to her. You kept it sweet, didn't you? Eh? With a few lousy quid, in a washed leather bag.


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[Assistant] I told her not to worry. We all have to go sometime, eh?


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[Assistant] One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. I think. Did I count right?


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[Assistant] And then, okay, first, first, first, first, uh, the cooling, since I am in second gear, I will shka-pow. And then...


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[Assistant] I don't wanna boost, but I do want to.


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[Assistant] Do it. New team principal.


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[Assistant] Bananza Bros. I don't know what Tantor is, uh, let's give it a shot, cause uhm.


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[Assistant] I-I-I opened this to play Bonanza Bros, which is gonna be fuckin' amazing, but uh, yeah. Let's do Tantor. It's got a story mode. Ooh.


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[Assistant] Oh Jesus. What's happening? We gotta move the pots in the right order.


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[Assistant] What? I think we gotta find the gold pot. Should I have been paying attention at the beginning there? We gotta, we gotta, you gotta find the gold pots and then put them over on the left, I guess.


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[Assistant] Jeez, bro. Oh, did I do it? Ugh. Yeah, yeah, yeah, so it's like that. Okay. Gold plots are right there. Boom.


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[Assistant] And fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Oh shit, that's not the right one. And... Suck my dick. Oh shit. Suck my dick. Noooo! Yeah, oh my god, you almost had me. I know! Jesus.


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[Assistant] Uhm, okay. But, we're playing Rice Balls the Game. I wanna get out of this. I wanna fuckin'- Spear the Dumplings. I wanna play fuckin' Bonanza Bros. Gonna spear some dumplings, baby. I wanna return to title. Or we'll return to title.


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[Assistant] Bonanza Bros is way better, alright? Okay, okay. It might be the same characters, but it's not the same game. I've never played it before. Okay, so check this out. Bonanza Bros. Okay.


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[Assistant] We're playing as two criminals. We're trying to break in and out of a place. Okay. Uhm, and we have to, we have to work together, alright? Uh, excuse me. That's the whole, that's the whole thing about this game. Okay. So that's a, that's the logo. I'm excited. It's really fun.


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[Assistant] So this is the bank. You and me. So you should be the red guy and I'll be the blue guy. You're tall and lanky and I'm the same height but fatter.


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[Assistant] Okay. Uhm. No, it looks like I'm blue. Oh, okay, uh, alright fine, I'll be the bottom one. Uhm, alright, here we go. So we gotta br- without that guy seeing us. Oh crap. He's not supposed to see us.


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[Assistant] Oof. He saw me. Oh, he saw you. Oh, he's getting you! Dude, he got you!


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[Assistant] Ah, that sucks. It's fine, I'm okay. Uhm, I think we can shoot him.


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[Assistant] Bang, got him. Okay, cool. Holy shit. We only have like three bullets or so. Nice, you got him against the door, that's great. You're killing cops? This is killing cops the game? Yeah, well, I mean, we're criminals. Uh oh, whoa. Gotta watch it. Watch that thing.


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[Assistant] Nope, aw shit, they have shields. They sure do. He's super mad.


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[Assistant] I think I can like drop him on top of him. I don't think he's ever gonna stop. Oh crap. Uh, isn't there like an attack button or?


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[Assistant] So much shit going on. I just killed a police officer. Uuuh, this guy's dead. They're just security guards, they're not police officers. Okay. So it's okay.


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[Assistant] You're not killing them. They don't have families. They're just malt cops. Ah, shit! Damn it, I'm in jail! Yep. Oh, this is so hard. This is hard. Continue, yes. How do we do this? Huh.


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[Assistant] Uhm, alright, alright, alright. I think we just gotta- We just jumped over him. We might have to do the door trick with this guy.


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[Assistant] So we gotta- we can take these guys out, alright? And then he'll come to the door. Oh, like, I'm in jail. Oh shit. This game's hard as fuck dude. Yeah, it is, it is. Oh, he doesn't come all the way over here. How are we supposed to get past this guy? I dunno, I think we're playing this like a- Oh, oh, okay.


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[Assistant] You gotta learn how to- portray ourselves as- how to- sneak around like a-


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[Assistant] Like a sneaky boy. Yea, like a dirty little naughty sneaky boy. Hey man. Don't underestimate the power of a little sneaky boy. Okay, let's try that again. We'll getcha. Alright. Here we go. Stage one, the bank. Debunk. Hey man, we're going to rob Debunk. Debunk. Ginkgo.


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[Assistant] Bunko! The first Dariets! Are a pile of cash and briefcase. Alright. So go ahead and hit, yea. So if we can like lead him...


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[Assistant] So we can just walk in right now. He's gonna see us. Fuck you. Alright.


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[Assistant] We go up here. This music is catchy. It is, right? Classic. Bang. Fuck you, fuck you. Alright, so. Here's the- no, uh. Sorry. Ouch. Thank you for that. Sorry.


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[Assistant] So here's the deal with this guy. We gotta- when he- when his back is away from us, we have to run up and get into that middle slot. Do it. So we can sneak right by him. Ah shit. He saw us. How the fuck? How do you get past him? Oh, you just jump. Shoot him in the back. Oh, right on.


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[Assistant] Or in jail. Well. This is just as good as dead. What's important is that I'm okay.


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[Assistant] Okay, here we go. Uh, what are these guys? They got guns on their own selves.


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[Assistant] You need my help? Oh god. Sorry, I shot you. Yeah, that's alright.


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[Assistant] Job complete. Heard of the exit. Okay, cool. Oh, oh, back up top? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we're gonna do it! We're gonna do it, dude! We're gonna fuckin' steal all the money!


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[Assistant] Oh, I'm so excited. Fucking love stealing. I mean, uh, I like, uh, video games.


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[Assistant] Dude, get outta here! Get the fuck outta here! Aw, dammit!


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[Assistant] It's up to you, dude. It's up to you, I can't continue. Oh, you did it! You have no treasure.


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[Assistant] Oh, oh, oh, oh, we fell. Oh my god, oh my god! Yeaah! Dude, dude, dude. That was some fucking teamwork right there. I'll be very happy.


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[Assistant] You made it, dude! At last, the bad guys win. And once I get out of jail, we can split it, right? Okay. Okay. Right?


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[Assistant] Manchin'. Once you pay my bail with half of the money. The next tarjay. Okay, so uh. So four things, we gotta, we gotta get four things. Oh my god, we're out of credits? Chalices. Oh man, that's brutal. Jesus, how do we fucking, how do you, how do you play this game? Watch out for the bananas, dude. Yeah, I mean, that's embarrassing. You gotta watch out for the bananas.


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[Assistant] Check for the sleepy security guy. Yeah. Oh, there's little icons where the treasure is on the map.


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[Assistant] Well yea, he's got all these trophies and shit he wants to protect. Oh crap. With his life.


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[Assistant] Oh my god, you're getting assaulted, dude. Did he say eat that? I think he says ek. Eat that? I mean go. Ooh, nice necklace. Grab it. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Where robbers just rob you in broad daylight when there's security everywhere.


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[Assistant] Dude, I mean come on, didn't you learn your lesson with the banana peel? I thought it was treasure. The Coke can? Thought it was treasure. Thought the Coke can was treasure?


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[Assistant] I hope you're happy. I am very happy, at least that we played this. And this concludes our Bonanzas Brothers party. Alrighty. It was brief, but beautiful. Next time on Game Grumps.


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[Assistant] I had already gained the door, but reader, I walked back, walked back as determinately as I had retreated. I knelt down by him. I turned his face from the cushion to me. I kissed his cheek. I smoothed his hair with my hand.


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[Assistant] Erect he sprang, he held his arms out, but I evaded the embrace, and at once, quitted the room. Farewell, was the cry of my heart as I left him. Despair added. Farewell forever.


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[Assistant] That night I never thought to sleep, but a slumber fell on me as soon as I lay down in bed. I was transported in thought to the scenes of childhood. I dreamt I lay in the red room at Gateshead, that the night was dark and my mind impressed with strange fears.


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[Assistant] The light that long ago had struck me into syncope, recalled in this vision, seemed glidingly to mount the wall, and tremblingly to pause in the centre of the obscured ceiling. I lifted up my head to look. The roof resolved to clouds high and dim.


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[Assistant] The gleam was such as the moon imparts to vapours she is about to sever. I watched her come, watched with the strangest anticipation, as though some word of doom were to be written on her disc. She broke forth as never moon yet burst from cloud.


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[Assistant] A hand first penetrated the sable folds and waved them away. Then, not a moon, but a white human form shone in the azure, inclining a glorious brow earthward. It gazed and gazed on me. It spoke to my spirit.


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[Assistant] So I answered after I had waked from the trance-like dream. It was yet night, but July nights are short. Soon after midnight, dawn comes.


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[Assistant] I encountered the beads of a pearl necklace Mr. Rochester had forced me to accept a few days ago. I left that. It was not mine. It was the visionary brides who had melted in air. The other articles I made up in a parcel. My purse, containing twenty shillings, it was all I had, I put in my pocket. I tied on my straw bonnet, pinned my shawl, took the parcel and my slippers, which I would not put on yet, and stole from my room.


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[Assistant] Kind Mrs. Fairfax, I whispered as I glided past her door. Farewell, my darling Adele, I said as I glanced towards the nursery. No thought could be admitted of entering to embrace her. I had to deceive a fine ear for aught I knew it might now be listening. I would have got past Mr. Rochester's chamber without a pause.


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[Assistant] But my heart momentarily stopping its beat at that threshold, my foot was forced to stop also.


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[Assistant] No sleep was there. The inmate was walking restlessly from wall to wall and again and again he sighed while I listened. There was a heaven, a temporary heaven in this room for me if I chose. I had but to go in and to say,


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[Assistant] Mr. Rochester, I will love you and live with you through life till death, and a fount of rapture would spring to my lips. I thought of this.


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[Assistant] That kind master, who could not sleep now, was waiting with impatience for day. He would send for me in the morning. I should be gone. He would have me sought for, vainly.


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[Assistant] He would feel himself forsaken, his love rejected, he would suffer, perhaps grow desperate.


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[Assistant] I got some bread, for perhaps I should have to walk far, and my strength, sorely shaken of late, must not break down. All this I did without one sound. I opened the door, passed out, shut it softly. Dim dawn glimmered in the yard. The great gates were closed and locked, but a wicket in one of them was only latched. Through that I departed. It too I shut, and now I was out of Thornfield.


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[Assistant] A mile off, beyond the fields, lay a road which stretched in the contrary direction to Millcote, a road I had never travelled, but often noticed and wondered where it led. Thither I bent my steps.


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[Assistant] Not one thought was to be given either to the past or the future. The first was a page so heavenly sweet, so deadly sad.


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[Assistant] That to read one line of it would dissolve my courage and break down my energy. The last was an awful blank. Something like the world when the deluge was gone by.


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[Assistant] I skirted fields and hedges and lanes till after sunrise. I believe it was a lovely summer morning.


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[Assistant] I know my shoes, which I had put on when I left the house, were soon wet with dew.


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[Assistant] I thought of him now, in his room, watching the sunrise, hoping I should soon come to say I would stay with him and be his.


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[Assistant] I longed to be his. I panted to return. It was not too late. I could yet spare him the bitter pang of bereavement.


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[Assistant] Mason was so excited to come over here and watch a movie. I wonder if that means anything.


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[Assistant] I don't want to really get my hopes up, but I'm kind of getting tired of them not noticing me flirting or sending them signals, ever.


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[Assistant] You know, I'm just gonna give up on this whole Mason thing and just move on with my life. It's never gonna happen. If it was gonna happen, it would have happened by now. So forget it.


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[Assistant] Train wreck. I mean, he's nice and all, it's just, it's just not gonna happen. And, oh, he just doesn't get it.


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[Assistant] As I, starting with the, with the, the first script, I mean, you don't see writing like that.


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[Assistant] I hate to use the word got away with, but I think it's true we got away with a lot of it because we were all older people. Like when Sophia would say the most


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[Assistant] Romare is, I call him a very unique child in the sense of, I feel like he is mature above his years. From when he was probably about like two, even in nursery, they were like, you know, we've never seen anything like it. He's very lateral. He didn't feel that at his previous club that the pathway was very clear.


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[Assistant] And so he actually made the decision that he wanted to see what else is out there where he can push on and get that extra development. For him to say at that point, as a 13 year old, I don't see a pathway. He's always been that little bit more mature.


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[Assistant] He got injured in the January of 2020 unfortunately.


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[Assistant] That has allowed him to focus and take his time to come back. If he hadn't had that.


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[Assistant] I feel like he would have put too much pressure on himself to be back. They've always said from


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[Assistant] I may actually cry when it actually happens because it's been such a long road for him. And I know he's just dying to get back out there.


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[Assistant] Hi, I'm Jimmy Kimmel. An evil wizard has trapped me inside this YouTube video. Click subscribe to help me escape.


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[Assistant] Well sir, Ackerman was in trouble. Two engines on fire and we were getting enemy fighters. I...


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[Assistant] I know he's a cranky old devil, but you can't be rude. It's only for two days.


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[Assistant] Now he is trying, and it would help if you did too. Put the kettle on, love.


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[Assistant] I know he's a cranky old devil, but you can't be rude. It's only for two days.


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[Assistant] Try especially hard tonight when Bill and Mrs. Todd are here for dinner. Please.


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[Assistant] You know how it is? You're gonna miss him, aren't you? Yes, I am.


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[Assistant] Do it the cheap way, that's my motto. Where you putting me, Beryl? In with Kevin. John's bed, eh? Yes. Silly old idiot.


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[Assistant] I don't suppose it was your idea, Bill? Huh? Oh, no. I didn't think so. Oh, I know you, young lady. You watch your son. She'll wear the pants if she can. If a woman takes over the home, the man's only got himself to blame.


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[Assistant] I'll be your pardon young man. I don't agree with you. You should have said it that way in the first place. Looks like he gets his manners from you. Oh, we only said bull. You see?


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[Assistant] Just having a bit of fun? That's quite obvious. How'd you go, young lady? Go on. You shouldn't have been here in the first place.


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[Assistant] I suppose you thought we'd be too busy to wonder where you were. Nothing's meant normally. I wasn't born yesterday. I'll be talking to your father when he gets back from Mrs. Todd's.


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[Assistant] You're a bigger fool than I took you for. What? What are you doing?


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[Assistant] Doesn't let me play in the drums when he's around either. He really went on about it.


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[Assistant] Don't anyone leave this theater. The Royal Romanov diamonds are missing.


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[Assistant] I am Sam Grunion, private eye at your service. Secrecy is my motto. I never tell. You will notice even my business card has nothing on it.


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[Assistant] I am the same Sam Grunion who solved the international uranium mining swindle. Scotland Yard was baffled. The FBI was baffled. They sent for me and the case was solved immediately. I confessed.


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[Assistant] The Roman up diamonds still missing are valued at one million dollars.


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[Assistant] For 11 years I trailed them through the Khyber Pass, over the Pyrenees, round the Cape of Good Hope, and into Gimble's basement.


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[Assistant] From Gimbals Basement, the trail led me to a group of struggling young actors trying to put on a show. Did the diamonds bring them luck? Money? Hardly. Once again was repeated the same pattern.


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[Assistant] A story of danger, cruelty, black violence, mystery, murder. By the way, what do you suppose the story was called? Love Happy.


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[Assistant] Interesting dance, isn't it? He landed fighting off Bill Collector.


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[Assistant] That's Maggie Phillips. She's in love with Mike. She's a dancer too. But it's hard to tell when she's sitting down.


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[Assistant] This is Maggie's best friend, Bunny Dolan. She invested our last $300 in the show.


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[Assistant] These love happy kids who were struggling for success had two things in common. They were under-financed and under-nourished. Today, they had already missed breakfast. And their hopes for lunch are pinned on one man. Harpo, the strolling delicatessen. Here he is, shopping. Looks like a classy store, doesn't it? Well, in the front, they specialize in hot delicacies. But in the back, they specialize in hot diamonds.


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[Assistant] Here's another Broadway hopeful, Faustino the Great. For twenty years he was an organ grinder with a monkey. Then one day the monkey went on strike. He won a shorter hours and longer bananas. Now Faustino is a mind reader, if he only had a mind.


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[Assistant] And when she says everything, she means everything. Or who knows better than I about Madame Igalici.


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[Assistant] This guy is Count Negalesco. I tussle with her in Bucharest.


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[Assistant] And as Agnes McTavish, I tussle with her in Glasgow. Finally as ally Ben Pasha.


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[Assistant] I tussled with her. Well, it was too hot to tussle, so we went swimming.


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[Assistant] Meanwhile, Faustino had kept the show alive by keeping lions happy.


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[Assistant] A solid mahogany lamp table. A sterling silver trash basket.


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[Assistant] That lines was no dope. He selected the blonde on the end.


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[Assistant] When Faustino told him the blonde was married, Lyons got very angry. He said if he didn't get the money in the morning, he would close the show. Meanwhile, the cast went on with dress rehearsal, unaware of the troubles ahead.


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[Assistant] Meanwhile, Madame Igalechi, wearing the pants of the dreaded Catwoman, was desperately trying to make Harpo talk. Vice came the Hungarian rope torture.


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[Assistant] And then for eight hours, another little appliance designed by the same Ferdinand. The Krakowitz crusher washer. With this machine, you can wash your underwear without taking it off.


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[Assistant] When Harper wouldn't talk, Madame Igliucci decided to take things in her own hands. That meant only one thing, her own specialty, the insidious food and water torture.


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[Assistant] When Mackinaw, my faithful operator, reported that Madame Miguelich had put money in the show, I knew a crisis was at hand. Now I was close to what I'd been trailing all these years. Madame Miguelich, I mean the diamond. Immediately I started for the theater. Incognito, of course. Mackinaw?


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[Assistant] You now have a full record of the case, and tonight at the opening of the play, you may have the solution. For when the curtain rises, Madame Igliucci will be in the front box, and sitting next to her will be Count Bullabase. But if you take away the Count's silk hat, his opera cloak, and his full-dressed suit, you'll have me shivering in my underwear. Underwear! Come along, Mackinac. We will be just in time to be fashionably laid.


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[Assistant] Hey, that's not my suit you're pulling. Give me the diamond necklace.


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[Assistant] We've only just met already, he's asking me for things. I'm from the Romanos.


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[Assistant] To recover the diamonds, we paid you 100,000 zlatties. Zlatties. Did you ever try to spend a zlattie in this country? The diamonds. When, when will you die? Oh yes, Maganoa, allow me to introduce you to the man who's going to kill me.


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[Assistant] Is your watch running fast? Would you like me to drop a little sand in it? You more grains of sand to fall and you will die. I think I'm ready. Don't hurry, I've got plenty of time.


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[Assistant] I hope you're not going to all that trouble for me. I've used nothing but an electric razor for years. This'll never do.


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[Assistant] I gotta hide like an elephant. By the way, did you ever try to hide an elephant? You will be dead in five minutes.


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[Assistant] I advise you to leave. I'll take you down to the bus station. Oh, if I'm not back tonight, go ahead without me.


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[Assistant] The odds were a thousand to one that I wouldn't make it, but here I was, back on the trail.


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[Assistant] At the risk of death, I fearlessly scrutinized every possible hiding place.


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[Assistant] No, I mean before that.


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[Assistant] Oh no, I'm not gonna follow you and get shot. If I was half-shot, I'd follow you.


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[Assistant] Good work, my man. I was just about to enter the battle myself. From now on, I'm going to take care of you. You've got the axe, of course.


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[Assistant] With the diamonds in the pocket of a happy-go-lucky clown who disappeared with them, never realizing their true value.


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[Assistant] Anyway, that was six cases ago. Right now I'm hot on the trail of the Calcutta cutthroats. And I've tracked them down to a good humor plant in Istanbul.


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[Assistant] A royal feast. My Robin Hood has struck again.


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[Assistant] No, it isn't over. We're going to open without scenery, without costumes. Just with talent and people. We're going to open and knock them dead. Hallelujah.


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[Assistant] Harbo, I've got an idea. I've been a fool. Letting my heart stand in my way. But it's not too late. He'll still give me the part. Tomorrow morning. Mr. Hammerstein. Can you imagine me in a Broadway production? A star. A real star. And I'll work. No more Nickel-Romeos for me. I'll work and keep going and get famous.


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[Assistant] I haven't anyone except you. And from now on, you'll be my manager too. We'll be famous together. We'll scale the heights of Broadway together. A star and her manager. We'll be important people, Harpo. You'll be the most influential manager on the Great White Way. You'll have a whole suite of offices and a great big shiny mahogany desk. You'll be just as famous as me, Harpo.


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[Assistant] And call you on the phone, all the great stars and writers and producers to beg you to help them. And you'll audition all the great singers and dancers. They'll want advice about new plays, begging to work in your productions, our productions. You'll be rich and important, Harpo. You and I both. We'll have everything we ever dreamed of, everything.


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[Assistant] Harpo gave them to me. I thought it might improve the costume.


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[Assistant] I thought we was trying to get out of this bullshit.


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[Assistant] Die Fische rennen hinterher!


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[Assistant] The new minions are there. Oh god. Oh god.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but in Japan then.


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[Assistant] Wait, what? Have we found it? Yeah, 100%.


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[Assistant] You are welcome to all my confidence that is worth having, Jane. But for God's sake, don't desire a useless burden. Don't long for poison. Don't turn out a downright Eve on my hands. Why not, sir?


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[Assistant] You've just been telling me how much you liked to be conquered, and how pleasant over persuasion is to you.


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[Assistant] Don't you think I had better take advantage of the confession, and begin, and coax, and entreat, even cry and be sulky if necessary, for the sake of a mere essay of my power? I dare you to any such experiment. Encroach, presume, and the game is up. Is it, sir? You soon give in? How stern you look now.


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[Assistant] Your eyebrows have become as thick as my finger, and your forehead resembles what in some very astonishing poetry I once saw styled a blue-piled thunderloft. That will be your married look, sir, I suppose?


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[Assistant] If that will be your marriage, look, I, as a Christian, will soon give up the notion of consorting with a mere sprite or salamander. But what had you to ask, thing? Out with it. There.


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[Assistant] You are less than civil now, and I like rudeness a great deal better than flattery. I had rather be a thing than an angel. This is what I have to ask.


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[Assistant] Why did you take such pains to make me believe you wished to marry Miss Ingram? Is that all?


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[Assistant] Thank God it is no worse! And now he unknit his black brows, looked down, smiling at me, and stroked my hair, as if well pleased at seeing a danger averted. I think I may confess, he continued, even although I should make you a little indignant, Jane.


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[Assistant] And I have seen what a fire spirit you can be when you are indignant.


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[Assistant] You glowed in the cool moonlight last night, when you mutinied against fate, and claimed your rank as my equal. Janet, by the by, it was you who made me the offer. Of course I did, but to the point, if you please, sir. Miss Ingram?


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[Assistant] Because I wish to render you as madly in love with me as I was with you.


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[Assistant] And I knew jealousy would be the best ally I could call in for the furtherance of that end.


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[Assistant] It was a burning shame and a scandalous disgrace to act in that way. Did you think nothing of Miss Ingram's feelings, sir? Her feelings are concentrated in one, pride, and that needs humbling. Were you jealous, Jane? Never mind, Mr. Rochester, it is in no way interesting to you to know that. Answer me truly once more.


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[Assistant] Do you think Miss Ingram will not suffer from your dishonest cockatry? Won't she feel forsaken and deserted? Impossible! When I told you how she, on the contrary, deserted me.


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[Assistant] The idea of my insolvency cooled or rather extinguished her flame in a moment.


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[Assistant] You have a curious designing mind, Mr. Rochester. I am afraid your principles on some points are eccentric. My principles were never trained, Jane. They may have grown a little awry for want of attention. May I enjoy the great good that has been vouchsafed to me?


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[Assistant] Without fearing that anyone else is suffering the bitter pain I myself felt a while ago? That you may, my good little girl.


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[Assistant] There is not another being in the world as the same pure love for me as yourself, for I lay that pleasant unction to my soul, Jane, a belief in your affection. I turned my lips to the hand that lay on my shoulder.


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[Assistant] I loved him very much. More than I could trust myself to say. More than words had power to express.


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[Assistant] Ask something more, he said presently. It is my delight to be entreated, and to yield. I was again ready with my request. Communicate your intentions to Mrs Fairfax, sir. She saw me with you last night in the hall, and she was shocked.


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[Assistant] Give her some explanation before I see her again. It pains me to be misjudged by so good a woman.


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[Assistant] That's interesting, Emily, because before the trip, we were hearing a lot of threats from China, uh, from President Xi Jinping directly, from Chinese officials who warned of grave consequences if Nancy Pelosi made that trip to Taiwan. Xi Jinping, the president himself, said


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[Assistant] That there would be, uh, that the U.S. and Taiwan would get burned if that happened.


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[Assistant] But now she went, uh, she got there safely. She spent the night. She met with, uh, Taiwan's president and some other government officials and left.


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[Assistant] Uh, said a lot of things about the US commitment to Taiwan.


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[Assistant] Backing off that belligerent tone and saying give us some time, have patience with us while we develop our strategy for determining what we do about Taiwan in terms of that retaliation.


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[Assistant] So it really has been a marked difference in tone in the past 24 hours since Nancy Pelosi left the island.


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[Assistant] I think that's probably right. China is famous for its, you know, having a long view, uh, in terms of geopolitical kinds of things, uh, and certainly political kinds of events. One thing, I mean, there's two different categories. One is military.


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[Assistant] And while no one expects, uh, that, uh, China and Xi Jinping are going to try to do something that, that could be, uhm, you know, that would be very dramatic to try to unify Taiwan with the mainland,


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[Assistant] We do expect that things like missile tests and military drills will certainly be part of this. And they've already announced that. They've said that missile tests could occur at any time to kind of showcase the strength.


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[Assistant] The uh, Taiwan airspace and Taiwan today complained about that saying they wouldn't be able to have commercial flights.


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[Assistant] Uh, in, in, you know, operate the same kind of way. Also, shipping. Shipping could be disrupted. And, uh, China made some, uh, announcements today already about how, uh, they would not send some products to Taiwan.


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[Assistant] Also, as you note, tariffs, and it could become economically punitive in some categories of goods. So that could be a real way to try to punish Taiwan. So I think we will see this more over time and perhaps a variety of strategies being used to try to squeeze Taiwan.


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[Assistant] Jesus said, ask and it shall be given you, seek and ye shall find, knock and it shall be opened unto you. But you did not knock. And another time our Lord said,


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[Assistant] And what did you find so fascinating in Mrs. Poiser's dairy? I went to look at the pretty butter maker.


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[Assistant] When I make up my mind that I can't afford a tempting dog, I, uh, take no notice of it. Because it became...


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[Assistant] Quite clear in your choice of your bent, whether it be popularity or usefulness, and the ways you may happen to live your life.


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[Assistant] Until I see the woman he falls in love with. You see, she is of the opinion that your lady love will rule you as the moon rules the tides. But I don't agree with her. I don't think you are of that watery nature. So you be careful. You don't disgrace my judgment.


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[Assistant] Come. We must take some action or we shall go mad. We'll go together to Stonidan and find out if it is Hetty or not.


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[Assistant] She didn't speak a word. Seemed hardly even to notice me.


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[Assistant] Whether I am called by the most painful duty it has ever been given me to perform.


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[Assistant] I will not attempt to add one word of reproach to the unpitying consequences that are now falling on you.


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[Assistant] I'll find sight of miles away from here. The militia's gone to Ireland. Been gone this month or more.


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[Assistant] Imagine that you could wave a magic wand and make your life perfect in each of the four key areas of life.


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[Assistant] You imagine that there are no limitations on what you can do or be or have.


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[Assistant] Imagine that you have all the time and all the money. You have all the friends and all the contacts. All the education and all the experience that you need to accomplish any goal that you could set for yourself.


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[Assistant] Decide exactly what you want in every key area of your life. This will immediately set you apart from 80 or 90% of the population.


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[Assistant] The most important word that I have found in success is clarity. Clarity. Successful people are very clear about what they want. And here's an interesting discovery. The greater clarity you have, the faster you draw into your life the resources necessary to achieve it.


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[Assistant] The fear of not achieving your goal, what we call self-limiting beliefs, holds you back more than anything else. And your self-limiting beliefs are not based on reality. That's why you have to constantly think, if I had no limitations, what goals would I set for myself?


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[Assistant] So let's start with the four big areas. The first area has to do with your income and your business and your career.


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[Assistant] Project forward five years. If your income, business, career was perfect five years from now, what would he look like?


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[Assistant] Is how would it be different from today? What kind of work would you be doing? Who would you be working with? What position would you have in your business?


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[Assistant] We call this the creation of a five-year fantasy. Just fantasize a child.


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[Assistant] Prior to Christmas, just imagine that you could create your world perfectly and what would it look like? And then here's the key question. What would you have to do? What would have to happen? What would be the first step that you would have to take today to begin creating your perfect business and career future?


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[Assistant] If your goal is to double and triple your income, what is the first step that you would have to take right now? And here's a great discovery. Everybody knows the first step. The first step is clear.


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[Assistant] Confucius said a journey of a thousand leagues begins with a single step. The fact is the hardest part of success is taking the first step in the direction that you want to go. Remember that. That's what holds most people back.


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[Assistant] Now the second area has to do with your family and your relationships.


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[Assistant] If you could project forward five years and your life was perfect, what kind of relationships would you have? What kind of lifestyle would you have? Where would you live? What would you want to do on vacations? What would you want to create for yourself and your family?


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[Assistant] And remember, clarity is important. Then come back to the present and think into the future and say, what would have to happen starting today for me to create that perfect future? And what would be the first step? The third area has to do with your health.


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[Assistant] If your health was perfect in every way, sometime in the future, how would it be different from today?


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[Assistant] How much would you weigh? How much would you exercise? What energy would you have? How much time would you take off to rest? If your personal life and health and energy was perfect in every way, how would it be different from today?


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[Assistant] And what would have to happen to make that come true? And what would be your first step?


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[Assistant] Now the last area has to do with your net worth, what we call financial freedom.


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[Assistant] How much do you want to be able to save and accumulate in the course of your working lifetime?


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[Assistant] Remember this, your likelihood of achieving your lifelong financial goals increased by ten times by the very act of writing the number down on a piece of paper. This is so important.


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[Assistant] Now here's an exercise for you. It's called the quick list method. What you do is you write down three goals that you'd like to accomplish in the foreseeable future.


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[Assistant] You write them down in less than 30 seconds without taking any time to think.


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[Assistant] You write down your three most important goals in life right now.


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[Assistant] Now, whatever you write down will be an accurate picture of what you really want in your life right now. When you only have 30 seconds to write down three goals,


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[Assistant] Your answers will be as accurate as if you had 30 minutes or 3 hours. This is a wonderful exercise for you to engage in and with our students we take them through this


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[Assistant] A quick list method is three goal exercise in every area of the life. A family, their income, their business, their customers, products, services, markets, sales. We just write down the three. But in your case, just write down your three most important goals in life and write them down quickly and then look at them as sometimes you'll be surprised.


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[Assistant] Now, in goal setting, the next stage, write it down. Remember we talked about clarity?


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[Assistant] Francis Bacon once says that writing maketh an exact man is when you write your goals down clearly, they take on a power of their own in your mind. You pull them out of the air where they have no substance at all and you write them down on paper and now you have something you can touch.


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[Assistant] Your goals must be in writing. Many people say, oh I know exactly what I want.


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[Assistant] And I've met and worked with these people over the years, and you know something? They're almost all failures. They say, I know what I want, I don't have to write it down.


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[Assistant] Yes, you do, because until you start writing, we find that there's an incredible connection between the head and the hand. And when you start to write goals, you'll be absolutely astonished what comes out on the paper. And when you write a goal down, you engage in what is called a psychoneuromotor activity.


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[Assistant] You activate your visual powers, your audio powers, and your kinesthetic powers, and whatever you write down, you actually program straight into your subconscious mind where it starts to work 24 hours a day. Great stuff, let me tell you.


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[Assistant] Now your goals must be clear, specific, detailed, and measurable.


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[Assistant] You must write out your goals as if you were placing an order for your goal to be manufactured in a factory at a great distance. And what they would do is they would create your goal, your order, and send it to you exactly as you wrote it down.


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[Assistant] Albert Einstein said that your goal must be so clear that a six-year-old child could understand it clearly and explain it to another six-year-old child and be able to tell you if you had achieved your goal or how close you were.


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[Assistant] Your most important goal must be measurable so you know exactly where you are relative to the goal.


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[Assistant] Now only 3% of adults have written goals worldwide.


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[Assistant] And everybody else works for them. In fact, the studies done at Yale and Harvard proved over a 20-30 year period that people with written goals ended up earning and having a net worth 10 times greater than people without goals


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[Assistant] Set a deadline, and then if necessary, set sub-deadlines on your goal. For example, if you set a 12-month goal to double your income, then you break it down into 9 months, 6 months, 3 months, and then 2 months, 1 month, and then, if you're really smart, week by week, and some people even break their goals down into daily activities.


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[Assistant] If it's a 20-year goal, break it down into 20 years, 10 years, 5 years, 4, 3, 2, 1, and then 3 months and then 1 month. The more you break your goal down, the more likely it is you will achieve it.


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[Assistant] And then you complete your big goal one step at a time.


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[Assistant] Now, your subconscious mind uses deadlines as forcing systems. They drive you consciously and unconsciously toward achieving your goal on schedule.


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[Assistant] Anais Nin once said that your subconscious can work against you because when you set a big goal, you're disrupting your subconscious.


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[Assistant] So your subconscious mind will tell you that it's not possible and will attempt to sabotage you. And the way your subconscious mind sabotages you, it tells you, ah, you can't achieve this goal. You don't need to write it down. It's okay, as long as you know what it is.


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[Assistant] Because of the fear of failure, what you do is you don't write the goal down, and that way you can't fail. Isn't that clever? If you don't expect anything good, you'll never be disappointed. And these people have no future.


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[Assistant] You write it down as if by writing it down it was guaranteed to you. And in many cases it will be if you write it down.


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[Assistant] If your goal is big enough, set sub-deadlines. If you want to achieve financial independence, you may set a 10 or 20 year goal and then break it down year by year so that you know how much you have to save and invest each year.


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[Assistant] Put your deadlines off. Don't worry about it. Just set a new deadline and go back to work.


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[Assistant] Now the fourth key in the 12-step method is to identify the obstacles that you'll have to overcome to achieve your goal. Between you and any goal that you want to accomplish, there are obstacles. There's something that's holding you back, or you'd already be there.


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[Assistant] So, always ask this question, why aren't you already at your goal?


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[Assistant] Sometimes I ask people, uh, would you like to double your income? And they say, of course. I said, why isn't your income already twice as high?


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[Assistant] You've been working for years and years. You're smart, you're talented, you're surrounded with opportunities. Some people that you know are earning twice as much as you. Why aren't you?


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[Assistant] And you know what happens is the first thing you think of are your favorite excuses. Oh, I'm so busy or I didn't finish high school or I didn't go to college or I'm working in the wrong industry. These are just excuses. They're not true. But they're ways that you step on your own brakes and hold yourself back.


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[Assistant] Now, there's a very powerful principle called the Principle of Constraints. This Principle of Constraints is, I think, revolutionary. And what it says is that there's always one limiting factor or constraint or bottleneck between you and your goal that sets the speed at which you achieve your goal.


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[Assistant] So the question is, once you're clear about your goal, and let's say it's a financial goal, is what is the bottleneck that holds you back?


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[Assistant] For example, I will say to a company, what is your goal? To grow in sales and profitability. What's the constraint? More sales.


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[Assistant] If you had more sales, would you achieve the goal? Yes. So what is the constraint behind that? Better trained salespeople. Maybe it's better products and services. Maybe it's better pricing. Maybe it's new markets. But keep asking, what's holding you back? What sets the speed?


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[Assistant] Now the 80-20 rule applies to constraints.


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[Assistant] Fully 80% of the reasons that are holding you back from achieving your goal are inside yourself.


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[Assistant] They're not on the outside. Average people always blame their problems on external circumstances. Top people look inside themselves.


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[Assistant] The things that are holding you back are usually the lack of a skill, the lack of a quality like self-discipline, or the lack of a particular knowledge or skill, all of which you can learn or acquire.


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[Assistant] Only 20% of the reasons you are not achieving your goals are on the outside, so always start with yourself.


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[Assistant] Now the fifth key is to identify the knowledge, information, and skills you will need to achieve your goal.


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[Assistant] Remember to achieve a goal that you've never achieved before, you're going to have to learn things and do things you've never done before.


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[Assistant] You cannot achieve anything more than you're achieving today with the same level of knowledge and skill that you have today. If you could, you'd already have done it.


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[Assistant] Identify the skills that you'll have to develop to be in the top 10% of your field.


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[Assistant] And improving or bringing up that one-week skill or acquiring that one-week skill will enable you to make more progress than any other factor at the moment.


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[Assistant] You can make more progress by going to work on the one skill that is holding you back more than any other factor. So ask this question.


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[Assistant] What one key skill, if you developed and did it in an excellent fashion,


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[Assistant] Would have the greatest positive impact on your life.


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[Assistant] What one skill, if you developed and did it consistently in an excellent fashion, would help you the most to achieve your most important goal?


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[Assistant] Whatever the skill, write it down, make a plan, and work on it every day.


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[Assistant] Sometimes your major goal is the development of the skill necessary to achieve your major goal. And this is a life-changing insight, by the way.


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[Assistant] Number six, identify the people whose help and cooperation you will require to achieve your goal.


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[Assistant] Remember, nobody does it alone unless you run a shoeshine stand or deliver papers. To be successful, you need the help of lots of people. So identify the people whose help and cooperation you require to achieve your goal. Who are they?


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[Assistant] Make a list of every person in your life that you'll have to work with or work around to achieve your goal.


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[Assistant] Start with the members of your family whose cooperation and support you will require, especially your spouse. List your boss and co-workers and subordinates because you'll have to work with them and they'll have to work with you to be successful.


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[Assistant] Especially identify the customers and people on the outside whose support you will need to sell enough of your product or service to make the kind of money that you want.


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[Assistant] Once you've identified the key people whose help you will require, ask yourself this question. What's in it for them?


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[Assistant] Be a go-giver rather than a go-getter.


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[Assistant] Now to achieve big goals, you'll have to have the help and support of lots of people. One key person at a certain time and place in your life can make all the difference. The most successful people are those who build and maintain the largest networks of other people whom they can help and who can help them in return. This is another whole subject.


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[Assistant] Here's what we've discovered. The more people you know and who know you in a positive way, the more successful you'll be in virtually every part of your life. It's an amazing discovery. Number seven.


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[Assistant] Make a list of everything you will have to do to achieve your goal.


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[Assistant] We say that writing out a list transforms your thinking in the most positive and powerful way.


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[Assistant] Combine the skills that you'll need, the people that you, help you'll need, the obstacles you'll have to overcome and write them down and list every single step that you can think of to achieve your goal.


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[Assistant] Determine the amount of time and or money it will take to achieve your goal.


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[Assistant] Do you have the resources you need? If you don't, how can you acquire them?


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[Assistant] Remember, successful people are always thinking, how can I assemble all the resources I need to achieve what I want to achieve?


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[Assistant] Combine the obstacles that you'll have to overcome, the knowledge and skills you'll have to develop, and the people whose cooperation you'll have to require into this list.


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[Assistant] List every single step that you can think of that you'll have to follow to ultimately achieve your goal. And as you think of new items, add them to your list until your list is complete.


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[Assistant] It's interesting, and Napoleon Hill said that the writing out of a list of the steps is what changes your life.


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[Assistant] What we also found was this, is that if you make a checklist of everything you have to do from the beginning to the end, it'll increase the likelihood of achieving your goal by probably ten times.


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[Assistant] When you make out a list of all the things you will need to do to achieve your goal, you'll begin to see that this goal is far more attainable than you thought.


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[Assistant] What you'll see is what was a fantasy before starts to become a reality. The more things you write down, the more you think, I could do this and I could do that.


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[Assistant] And I could do this and this, and it starts to occur to you that doubling or tripling your income, becoming financially independent.


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[Assistant] Hey, I could do this. Like Annie in the movie, in the play. I could do that. I could do that. Henry Ford once said that


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[Assistant] Anything can be accomplished if you break it down into enough small steps.


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[Assistant] As I said before, Confucius said a journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.


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[Assistant] You can build the biggest wall in the world one brick at a time.


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[Assistant] Now number eight, and this is really important, this is what requires thought and judgment and foresight on your part, number eight is to organize your list into a plan.


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[Assistant] First, organize your list by sequence. That means what do you have to do before you can do something else? What is the order of steps, like the checklist I talked about?


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[Assistant] Next, organize your list by priority. What is more important and what is less important.


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[Assistant] Remember the 80-20 rule. 80% of your results will come from 20% of your activities from the things you do.


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[Assistant] The 20-80 rule also says that the first 20% of time that you spend planning your goal, organizing your plan, will be worth 80% of the time and effort required to achieve the goal in a final analysis. Planning is very important.


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[Assistant] Organize your list into a series of steps from beginning to end from start all the way through to the completion of your goal. When you have a goal and a plan, you increase the likelihood of achieving your goals, as I said, by ten times by one thousand percent.


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[Assistant] There's a rule that says every minute spent in planning saves 10 minutes in execution or carrying out the plan. So, be a planner.


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[Assistant] And think on paper. Plan each day, each week, and each month in advance. All successful people plan in advance, which gives them a chance to think through what might happen and what they could do to either make it better or to avoid danger.


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[Assistant] Plan each month at the beginning of the month. Lay out the 30 days and work out what you're going to do each day of the month, just generally speaking. Plan each week the weekend before.


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[Assistant] Plan each day the night before. Make a list of everything you have to do the following day before you go to sleep.


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[Assistant] The wonderful thing is that your subconscious mind can work on those items all night long and when you wake up in the morning, you'll have all kinds of ideas and insights on how to complete the tasks and achieve the goals that you wrote down.


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[Assistant] Remember the more careful and detailed you are when you plan your activities, the more you'll accomplish in less time. Develop the habit of self-discipline.


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[Assistant] There seems to be a direct relationship between self-discipline and success in every part of life. The number one reason that people don't succeed is because they can't discipline themselves to do the planning and preparation and then the hard work necessary.


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[Assistant] So how do you discipline yourself? You make a list of everything you have to do during the day, you set priorities on your list, and then you start on your most important task first thing and discipline yourself to keep working.


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[Assistant] What you've decided on your most important task, resolve to concentrate single-mindedly on that one task until it's 100% complete.


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[Assistant] Did you know that you can increase your self-confidence and self-esteem immediately by thinking about your good points?


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[Assistant] Perhaps the greatest discovery in all of human history is the fact that you become what you think about most of the time.


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[Assistant] Emerson said that a person is what he thinks about all day long.


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[Assistant] The way you think determines the way you react and respond to things happening around you.


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[Assistant] The way you react and respond determines your emotions. Your emotions determine your actions. And your actions determine your results. Everything begins with your thinking.


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[Assistant] Successful high-performance people think about positive, constructive things most of the time. They think about what they want and how to get it most of the time.


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[Assistant] Especially they maintain high levels of self-acceptance and self-esteem by thinking about their good points, by thinking about the positive qualities and characteristics that they have and that you have.


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[Assistant] And which they have developed over the course of their lifetimes.


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[Assistant] Unhappy, negative people think and talk about all the things that they've done wrong, the mistakes they've made, and the people that have hurt them in the past.


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[Assistant] Happy, confident people instead think about all the positive things they've done and achieved over their lifetimes and they look forward to accomplishing even more in the future.


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[Assistant] Make a list of all your good qualities, of which there are many. For example, write down the fact that you are honest, intelligent, you're creative, you're hardworking, you're friendly.


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[Assistant] You're helpful, you're generous, you're sincere, you're persistent.


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[Assistant] Everyone has these qualities to some degree, and you have all of these qualities as well, more or less.


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[Assistant] Then, make a list of everything that you've accomplished over your lifetime, going back to childhood.


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[Assistant] When you start thinking about it, you will realize that you have accomplished hundreds of large and small goals over the years, starting from when you completed your first year of school or played your first sport. Since then, you have learned, worked,