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[Assistant] Well Chop, thanks so much for coming through. I actually kind of can't believe that we got this interview with somebody who is such a big part of such a revolutionary time in hip hop and somebody who's just had so much crazy success. We really, we are honored my man.


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[Assistant] I got him with Young L from the pack the other day too. Oh that's my boy.


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[Assistant] It can't be as important as that. You could stay if you wanted to. You could call whoever it is. Wally, please.


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[Assistant] Oh, just fairly madly.


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[Assistant] What would you say to her, adopting a child?


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[Assistant] Gertrude sleeps on a cloud. It must be lovely to be Gertrude.


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[Assistant] I'm pretending to be somebody named Janice every night. And Bill shows me how to do it. That's our work. It's called theater. It's wonderful work. Would you like Bill to explain about it? Oh yes, please.


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[Assistant] I'm sorry, Bill. I just can't leave her alone tonight.


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[Assistant] Pity, my darling. Sometimes we want things so badly, so badly that we don't realize how selfish we are.


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[Assistant] Of course he will. But you mustn't cry. He wouldn't like that.


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[Assistant] Then go back. Bill must be terribly worried about you.


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[Assistant] And, uh, it also taught me how to tackle different situations at different levels. So today we as a team are here to compete with other teams.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, I know, but I've never, uh, I've never actually had mistletoe in, in, I've never been around mistletoe, cause you know, Jewish and all that.


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[Assistant] Facts. Are she rich? Low-key she is, low-key. But low-key she- Y'all keep that bitch.


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[Assistant] Only lately. We used to be okay.


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[Assistant] Because you're a gentleman. The first that ever came to my door. Maggie Martin now at the corner.


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[Assistant] She knew a clerk of the king's court once and she's talked of it ever since. She's got a silver ring and a carpet and a drinking mug with roses painted on it. Fit for a queen. But she never knew a gentleman. Oh, it's time you were going now, sweetheart.


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[Assistant] Life and Death, Twilight Reimagined by Stephanie Meyer. I am so sorry for the long hiatus I have been working on nights for three weeks, but here is the second to last chapter in this tale. I own no rights. This is just for entertainment purposes.


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[Assistant] But not the same as my entire body on fire. I begged her to make it stop. I told her that this was really all I wanted, for the burning to stop, nothing else. I heard Archie telling her that everyone had said the same thing, reminding her that she'd begged Kareen to kill her too, telling her my first decision was the one that counted. I remember at one point screaming at him to shut up. I think he apologized.


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[Assistant] On the bloody, vomit-covered wood floor for a long time. But it was hard to judge how the minutes passed.


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[Assistant] Sometimes Corrine would say something, and it would feel like a year had passed before Archie answered her. But it was probably just the fire that made the seconds into years. And then someone carried me. I saw the sun for another year-long second. It looked pale and cool. Then everything was dark. It was dark for a long time. I could still see Edith.


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[Assistant] She held me in her arms, my face near hers, one of her hands on my cheek. Archie was nearby too. I think he had my legs.


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[Assistant] When I screamed, she apologized over and over and over again. I tried not to scream. It didn't do any good. There was no relief, no release in it. The fire didn't care what I did, it just burned.


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[Assistant] When my eyes were in focus, I could see dim lights moving across Edith's face through all around her head. It was just black.


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[Assistant] Aside from her voice and mine, the only sound was a deep, constant thrumming. Sometimes it got louder, and then it was quiet again. I didn't realize I was back in the black car until it stopped. I didn't hear the door open, but the sudden flash of light was blinding. I must have recoiled from it because Edith crooned in my ear. We're just stopping to refill the gas tank. We'll be home soon, though.


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[Assistant] You're doing so well. This'll be over soon. I am so sorry. I couldn't feel her hand against my face. It should have been cool, but nothing was cool anymore.


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[Assistant] I tried to reach for it but I couldn't exactly tell what my limbs were doing. I think I was thrashing some. But Edith and Archie kept me contained. Edith guessed what I wanted. She grabbed my hand and held it to her lips. I wished I could feel it.


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[Assistant] I tried to grip her hand without knowing how to make the muscles move or being able to feel them. Maybe I got it right. She didn't let go. It got darker. Eventually I couldn't see her anymore. It was black as ink inside the car. There was no difference between having my eyes open or closed. I started to panic.


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[Assistant] The fire made the night like a sensory deprivation chamber. I couldn't feel anything but pain. Not the seat beneath me, not Archie restraining my legs, not Edith holding my head, my hand. I was all alone with the burning and I was terrified.


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[Assistant] I don't know what I must have gasped out. My voice was totally gone now. Either raw from screaming or burned past usability, I couldn't guess which. But Eda's voice was in my ear again. I'm right here, Bo. You're not alone. I won't leave you. I will be here. Listen to my voice. I'm here with you.


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[Assistant] Her voice calmed me, made the panic go away, if not the pain. I listened, keeping my breathing shallow so I could hear her better.


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[Assistant] I didn't need to scream anymore. The burning only got more and never less, but I was adapting. It was all I could feel, but not all I could think about. I never wanted this for you, Bo. Edith continued. I would give anything to take this away. I've made so many mistakes. I should have stayed away from you from the first day. I should never have come back again. I've destroyed your life. I've taken everything from you.


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[Assistant] Sounded like she was sobbing again. No, I tried to say, but I'm not sure if I even shaped the word with my mouth. He's probably far enough along that he'll remember this, Archie said softly. I hope so, Edith said, her voice breaking.


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[Assistant] I'm just saying, you might use the time more productively. There's so much he doesn't know. You're right. You're right, she sighed. Where do I begin? You could explain about being thirsty, Archie suggested. That was the hardest part when I first woke up, and we'll be expecting a lot from him.


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[Assistant] When Edith answered, it was like she was spitting the words through her teeth.


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[Assistant] I won't hold him to that. He didn't choose this. He's free to become whatever he wants to be. Heh, Archie said. You know him better than that, Edith. The other way won't be good enough for him. Do you see? He'll be fine.


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[Assistant] It was quiet while she tuned into whatever Archie was seeing inside his head.


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[Assistant] Though I understood the silence, it still left me alone in the fire. I started panicking again. I'm here, Bo. I'm here. Don't be afraid. She took a deep breath. I'll keep talking. There are so many things to tell you.


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[Assistant] The first is that when this passes, when you're new.


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[Assistant] You won't exactly be the same as I am, not in the very beginning. Being a young vampire means certain things, and the hardest to ignore is the thirst. You'll be thirsty all the time.


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[Assistant] You won't be able to think about much else for a while. Maybe a year. Maybe two. It's different for everyone. As soon as this is over, I'll take you hunting. You wanted to see that, didn't you? We'll bring Eleanor so you can see her bare impression. She laughed once, a damaged little sound. If you decide, if you wanted to live like us, it will be hard. Especially in the beginning.


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[Assistant] It might be too hard, and I understand that. We all do.


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[Assistant] If you want to try it my way, I'll go with you. I can tell you who the human monsters are. There are options. Whatever you want. If... If you don't want me with you, I'll understand that too, though. I swear I won't follow you if you tell me not to. No! I gasped. I heard myself that time, so I knew I'd done it right. You don't have to make any more decisions now. There's time for that. Just know that I will respect any decision you make.


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[Assistant] She took another deep breath. I should probably warn you about your eyes. They won't be blue anymore. Another half sob. But don't let them frighten you. They won't stay bright for so long.


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[Assistant] Rules that, as your creator, I'm bound by. We'd both be held responsible if you ran out of control. Oh, her breath caught. There's so much he doesn't know, Archie. We've got time, Edith. Just relax. Take it slow. I heard her inhale again. The rules, she said. One rule with a thousand different permutations. The reality of vampires must be kept secret.


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[Assistant] That means newborn vampires must be controlled. I will teach you. I'll keep you safe. I promise. Another sigh. And you can't tell anyone what you are. I broke that rule. I didn't think it could hurt you. That anyone would ever find out. I should have known that just being near you would eventually destroy you.


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[Assistant] I should have known I would ruin your life, that I was lying to myself about any other path being possible. I've done everything wrong.


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[Assistant] I'm so sorry you didn't even get to say goodbye. It's not fair. There was a long pause while I could hear her breath hitching. Why don't you go back to the Vulturi? Hurt she suggested. Keep emotion out of it. You're right, she repeated in a whisper. Ready to learn a new world history, Bo?


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[Assistant] She talked all night without a break until the sun came up and I could see her face again. She told me stories that sounded like dark fairy tales. I was beginning to grasp the edges of how big this world was, but I knew it would be a long time before I really comprehended the size of it.


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[Assistant] She told me about the people I'd seen in the painting with Kareem, the Volturi, how they'd joined forces during the Mycenaean age.


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[Assistant] And begun a millennia long campaign to create peace and order in the vampire world. How there had been six of them in the beginning. How betrayal and murder had cut them in half. Someone named Aro had murdered his sister, his best friend's wife.


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[Assistant] The best friend was Marcus. He was the man I had seen standing with Kareem. Aro's own wife, Solpecia, the one with all the masses of dark hair in the painting, had been the only witness. She had turned him over to Marcus and their soldiers. There had been some question of what to do. Aro had a very powerful extra gift, like what Edith had. But more, she said, and the Volturi weren't sure they'd be able to succeed without him.


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[Assistant] But Solpecia searched out a young girl, Melee, the one Edith had caught a servant and a thief who had a gift of her own. She could absorb another vampire's gift. She couldn't use that stolen gift herself, but she could give it to someone else who she was touching. Solpecia had Melee take Arrow's gift, and then Marcus executed him.


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[Assistant] Once she had her husband's gift, Sulpicia found out that the third man in their group was in on the plot. He was executed too. And his wife, Athena Dora, joined with Sulpicia and Marcus to lead the soldiers. They overthrew the vampires who terrorized Europe, and then the ones who enslaved Egypt.


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[Assistant] Once they were in charge, they made regulations that kept the vampire world hidden and safe. I listened as much as I could. It wasn't a distraction from the pain. There was no escape. But it was better to think about than the fire.


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[Assistant] Edith said that the Volturi were the ones who made up all the stories about crosses and holy water and mirrors. Over the centuries, they made all reports of vampires into myth. And now, they continued to keep it that way. Vampires would stay in the shadows. Or there would be consequences.


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[Assistant] So I couldn't go to my dad's house and let him see the eyes that Edith said would be right.


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[Assistant] I couldn't drive to Florida and hug my mom and let her know that I wasn't dead.


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[Assistant] I couldn't even call her and explain the confusing message I had left on her answering machine.


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[Assistant] If there was anything in the news, if any rumor spread that something unnatural was involved, the Volturi soldiers might come to investigate. I had to disappear quietly. The fire hurt more than hearing these things, but I knew that it wouldn't always be the way it was. Soon, this would hurt the most.


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[Assistant] Edith moved on quickly, telling me about their friends in Canada who lived the same way. Three blonde Russian brothers and two Spanish vampires who were the Cullens' closest family. She told me that two of them had extra powers.


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[Assistant] Kirill could do something electrical, and Elena knew the talents of every vampire she ever met.


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[Assistant] So many names. Eventually Archie stepped in again and told her to prioritize. Edith told me that I would never age. That I would always be 17 like she was.


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[Assistant] They would decide on a story to explain their relationships to each other, and Jessamine would create new names and new documented pasts for each of them. Karine would take a job in a hospital with her new credentials, or she'd return to school to study a new field.


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[Assistant] I'd be stronger than any other living species on the planet.


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[Assistant] I would be able to see more clearly, hear even the smallest sound. My heart would finish beating tomorrow or the next day, and it would never beat again. I would be a vampire. One good thing about the burning, it let me hear all this with some distance. It let me process what she was telling me without emotion. I knew the emotion would come later.


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[Assistant] In her eyes my face reflected back, and I was surprised to see that it looked like a face and not a charcoal briquette, though a face in anguish. Still, maybe I wasn't the pile of ash I felt like. She told me stories to fill the time, and the others took turns helping her.


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[Assistant] Kareen sat on the ground next to me and told me the most amazing story about Jules' family. That her great grandmother had actually been a werewolf. All the things Jules had scoffed about were straight history. Kareen told me she'd promised them she would never bite another human. It was part of the treaty between them.


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[Assistant] The treaty that meant the Collins could never go due west to the ocean. Jessamine told me her story after all. I guess she'd decided that I was ready now. I was glad when she did, that my emotions were mostly buried under the fire. She'd lost family too.


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[Assistant] Ernest told me how his life had ended before he'd killed himself.


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[Assistant] There had been the most beautiful woman in a nurse's uniform. A nurse he recognized from a happier time in another place when he was just a young man. A nurse who hadn't aged at all.


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[Assistant] Eleanor told me about being attacked by a bear and then seeing an angel who took her to Korean instead of to heaven.


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[Assistant] She told me how she'd thought at first she'd been sent to hell. Justly, she admitted. And then how she got into heaven after all.


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[Assistant] He'd never come near Charlie after the one time that he'd searched Charlie's house.


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[Assistant] He told me about a life consumed with vanity, with material things, with ambition. He told me about the only daughter of a powerful man.


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[Assistant] Exactly what kind of power this man wielded, Royal hadn't entirely understood.


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[Assistant] How the beautiful daughter pretended to love him to please her father.


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[Assistant] And then how she had watched her lover from a rival criminal syndicate.


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[Assistant] Royal was the least careful with his words. He had told me about losing his family and how none of this was worth what he had lost.


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[Assistant] Edith had whispered Elinor's name. He'd growled once and left.


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[Assistant] I think it must have been while Royal or Eleanor was talking that Archie watched Joss's video from the dance studio. When Royal was gone Archie took his spot.


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[Assistant] At first I wasn't sure what they were talking about because only Edith was speaking out loud. But eventually I caught up. Archie was searching right there on his laptop.


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[Assistant] Trying to narrow down the options of where he'd been kept in his human life. I was glad he didn't seem to mention anything about the tape. The focus was all on his past.


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[Assistant] I was trying to remember how to use my voice, so that I could stop him if he tried to say anything about the rest of it.


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[Assistant] I hoped Archie was smart enough to have destroyed the tape before Edith could watch. The stories helped me think of other things, prepare myself while the fire burned, but I was only able to pay partial attention. My mind was cataloging the fire, experiencing it in new ways.


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[Assistant] It was amazing how each inch of my skin, each millimeter, was so distinct. It was like I could feel all my cells burning individually. I could feel the difference between the pain in the walls of my lungs and the way the fire felt in the soles of my feet, inside my eyeballs, and down my spine. All the different agonies clearly separated. I could hear my heart thudding. It seemed so loud. Like it had been hooked to an amp. I could hear other things too.


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[Assistant] Mostly Edith's voice. Sometimes the other's talking.


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[Assistant] Though I couldn't see them. I heard music once, but I didn't know where it was coming from.


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[Assistant] It seemed like I was on the couch, my head in Edith's lap, for several years.


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[Assistant] The lights stayed bright, so I didn't know if it was night or day.


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[Assistant] But Edith's eyes were always gold, so I guessed that the fire was lying about the time again.


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[Assistant] I was so aware of every nerve ending in my body that I knew it immediately when something changed. Started with my toes. I couldn't feel them.


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[Assistant] It seemed like the fire had finally won, that it had started burning off pieces of me. Edith had said I was changing, not dying.


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[Assistant] But in this moment of panic, I thought she had gotten it wrong. Maybe this vampire thing wouldn't work on me. Maybe all this burning had just been a slow way to die. The worst way.


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[Assistant] And if it was going to end at least I was in Edith's arms for the rest of my life. And then I realized that my toes were still there. They just weren't burning anymore.


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[Assistant] In fact, the fire was pulling out of the soles of my feet too.


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[Assistant] I was glad I'd made sense of what was happening because my fingertips were next. No need for more panic. Maybe a reason for hope. The fire was leaving. Only it seemed to be doing more than leaving. It was moving.


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[Assistant] It was sucking the flames in from my hands and my ankles, leaving them pain free, but multiplying the heat and the pain in my heart.


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[Assistant] Kareen walked into the room and the amazing part about that was that I heard her. Edith and her family never made any noise when they moved. But now, if I listened...


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[Assistant] But the growing agony in my chest made it impossible to feel anything else. I stared up at Edith's face. She was more beautiful than she had ever been. Because I could see her better than I ever had. But I couldn't really appreciate her. So much pain. Edith! I gasped. You're alright, Bo. It's ending. I'm sorry. I know. I remember.


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[Assistant] The fire ripped hotter through my heart, dragging the flames up from my elbows and knees. I thought about Edith going through this, suffering this way. And it put a different perspective on my pain. She didn't even know Kareem then. She didn't know what was happening to her.


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[Assistant] She hadn't been held the whole time in the arms of someone she loved. The pain was almost gone from everywhere but my chest. The only leftover was my throat. But it was a different kind of burn now. Dryer. Irritating. I heard more footsteps, and I was pretty sure I could tell the difference between them. The decisive, confident step was Eleanor. I was positive. Archie was the quicker, more rhythmic motion. Ernest was a little slower, thoughtful.


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[Assistant] My body bowed like the fire was dragging me upward by my heart. It felt like there was a war inside me. My racing heart blitzing against the raging fire. They were both losing.


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[Assistant] The fire constricted tighter, concentrating into one fist-sized ball of pain with a final unbearable surge. The surge was answered by a deep, hollow-sounding thud. My heart stuttered twice. Then thudded quietly again, one more time. There was no sound. No breathing. Not even mine.


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[Assistant] I felt like I had taken off a blindfold I'd been wearing all my life. What of you? Oh, she asked. Now that I could really concentrate on it, the beauty of her voice was unreal. It's disorienting, I know. You get used to it.


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[Assistant] Could you get used to hearing a voice like this? Seeing a face like that? Edith, I said, and the sound of my own voice jolted me. Was that me? It didn't sound like me. It didn't sound... human. Unnerved, I reached out to touch her cheek. In the same instant that the desire to touch her entered my mind, my hand was cradling the side of her face. There was no in-between.


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[Assistant] No process of lifting my hand, watching it move to its destination. It was just there. Huh. She leaned into my touch, put her hand over mine, and held it against her face. It was strange because it was familiar. I'd always loved it when she had done that. To see that she so obviously liked it when I touched her that way. That it meant something to her. But it was also nothing the same. Her face wasn't cold anymore. Her hand felt right against mine.


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[Assistant] A little gasp escaped my throat by accident and I felt my body locked down in surprise. It was weird. It felt like the natural thing to do, to be a statue, because I was shocked. What is it, Bo? She leaned closer, concerned, but that just brought the reflection closer. The eyes? I breathed. She sighed and wrinkled her nose. It goes away, she promised.


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[Assistant] I terrified myself every time I looked in the mirror for six months. Six months, I murmured. And then they'll be gold like yours?


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[Assistant] She looked away over the back of the couch to someone standing there behind us where I couldn't see. I wanted to sit up and look around, but I was a little afraid to move. My body felt so strange. That depends on your diet, Bo," Kareen said calmly. If you hunt like we do, your eyes will eventually turn this color. If not, your eyes will look like Lauren's did. I decided to try sitting up. And like before, thinking was doing.


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[Assistant] Without any movement, I was upright. Edith kept my hand in hers as it left her face. Behind the sofa, they were all there, watching. I had been one hundred percent with my guesses. Carine closest, then Eleanor, Archie, and Ernest.


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[Assistant] I want to do it your way, I said to Karine. That's the right thing to do.


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[Assistant] Kareen smiled. It would have knocked the breath out of me if I had been able to breathe. If I'd had to breathe.


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[Assistant] If only it were so easy. But that's a noble choice. We'll help you all we can. Edith touched my arm. We should hunt now, Bo. It will make your throat hurt less.


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[Assistant] When she mentioned my throat, the dry burn there was suddenly at the forefront of my mind. I swallowed. But. Hunt, my new voice asked. I, uhm, well, I've never been hunting before. Not even like normal hunting with rifles. So I don't really think I could. I mean, I have no idea how. Eleanor chuckled under her breath. Edith smiled. I'll show you. It's very easy. Very natural.


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[Assistant] Didn't you want to see me hunt? Just us? I checked.


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[Assistant] She darted to the back wall of the big room, the glass wall that was a mirror now because it was night outside. I saw the two pale figures flashing by and I stopped.


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[Assistant] The strange thing was that when I stopped it was so sudden that Edith kept going, still holding my hand, and though she was still pulling I didn't move.


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[Assistant] But I was only noticing that with part of my brain. Mostly, I was looking at my reflection.


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[Assistant] I had seen my face warped around the convex shape of her eyes, just at the center, lacking the edges.


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[Assistant] I had only really seen my eyes. Brilliant, almost glowing red. And that had been enough to pull my focus. Now I saw my whole face. My neck, my arms.


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[Assistant] If someone had cut an outline of my human self, this version would still fit into that space. But though I took up the same volume, all the angles were different. Harder. More pronounced. Like someone had made an ice sculpture of me and left the edges sharp. My eyes.


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[Assistant] So vaguely, like I was remembering something I had seen only through muddy water, I remembered how my eyes used to look. Undecided. Like I was never sure who I was. Then, after Edith, still so hard to see in my memory, uncomfortable to try, they were suddenly more resolved. These eyes had gone one step further than resolved. They were savage.


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[Assistant] If I walked into this self in a dark alley, I would be terrified of me. Which was the point, I guess. People were supposed to be terrified of me now.


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[Assistant] I still wore my bloodstained jeans, but I had an unfamiliar pale blue shirt on. I didn't remember that happening, but I could understand.


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[Assistant] This was strange too, because the bow in the mirror looked right next to Edith, like he belonged.


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[Assistant] Before a fourth of a second had passed we were through the glass doors, behind the stairs, and on the back lawn. There were no moon and no stars. The clouds were too thick.


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[Assistant] Had she forgotten what it was like the first time she saw the world through vampire eyes? I thought she'd said I wouldn't forget things anymore. We're going to have to go a ways out into the woods, she told me. Just in case. I remembered the gist of what she had told me about hunting. Right, so there aren't any people around. Got it.


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[Assistant] Again that same surprised look flashed across her face and then she was gone. Follow me, she said.


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[Assistant] She whipped down the lawn so fast that I knew she would have been invisible to my old eyes.


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[Assistant] I was alright on a flat track if I was paying enough attention and I kept my eyes on my feet.


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[Assistant] Okay, honestly, even then I was still able to tangle my feet up and go down. This was so different. I was flying, flying down the lawn faster than I'd ever moved. But it was only too simple to put my feet exactly where they were supposed to go. I could feel all my muscles, almost see the connections as they worked together, will them to do exactly as what I needed. When I got to the edge of the river, I didn't even pause. I pushed off the same rock she had used, and then I was really flying.


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[Assistant] The river slipped away behind me as I rocketed through the air. I passed where she had landed and then fell down into the wood


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[Assistant] I felt an instant of panic when I realized I hadn't even considered the landing.


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[Assistant] She paused a few feet from me and a frustrated expression that I knew well crossed her face. I laughed. What do you want to know? I'll tell you what I'm thinking. She frowned. I don't understand. You're in a very good mood. Oh, is that wrong? Aren't you incredibly thirsty? I swallowed against the burn. It was bad, but not as bad as the rest of the fire I had just left behind.


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[Assistant] You know, I really thought that when your mind was more similar to mine, I'd be able to hear it. I guess that's never gonna happen. Sorry. She laughed, but there was an unhappy note in the sound. Honestly, Bo. Can you please give me a clue as to what we're talking about?


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[Assistant] You wanted us to be alone, she said. Like this was an explanation. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Because you had some things you wanted to say to me.


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[Assistant] She braced her shoulders again, tensing like she was expecting something bad. Oh. Well, I guess there are things to say. I mean there's one important thing, but I wasn't thinking about that.


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[Assistant] Seeing how frustrated she was by whatever misunderstanding was happening, I was totally honest. I confessed.


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[Assistant] I figured there was a good chance I would screw something up, and I don't know Eleanor all that well yet, but I have a feeling she would find that pretty funny. Her eyes got wide. You were afraid Eleanor would laugh at you? Really? That's all? Really? Your turn, Edith. What did you think was happening? She hesitated. I thought you were being a gentleman.


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[Assistant] I thought he preferred to yell at me alone rather than in front of my family. I froze up again. I wondered if that was going to happen every time I was surprised. It took me a second to thaw out. Yell at you? I repeated.


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[Assistant] Oh, you're talking about all that stuff you were saying in the car, right? Sorry about that, I- Sorry? What on earth are you apologizing for now, Bo-Swan? She looked angry.


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[Assistant] I crossed the space between us in one invisibly fast stride and put my hands on her shoulders. You'll never know what I'm thinking if you keep interrupting me.


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[Assistant] The anger on her face faded as she deliberately calmed herself, and she nodded. Okay, I said. In the car. I wanted to tell you, then, that you didn't need to apologize. I felt horrible that you were so sad. This isn't your fault. She started to say something, so I put my finger over her lips. And it isn't all bad, I continued. I'm, what, my head is still spinning.


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[Assistant] And I know there are a million things to think about, and I'm sad, of course. But I'm also good, Edith. I'm always good when I'm with you. She stared at me for a long minute. Slowly she raised her hand to pull my finger away from her mouth. I didn't stop her.


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[Assistant] You aren't angry at me for what I've done to you? She asked quietly. Edith, you saved my life. Again. Why would I be angry because of the way you saved it? What else could you have done? She exhaled almost like she was mad again. How can you? Oh, you have to see that this is all my fault. I haven't saved your life. I've taken it from you.


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[Assistant] Charlie! Renee! I put my finger over her mouth again and then took a deep breath. Yes. It's hard. And it's going to be hard for a long time. Maybe forever, right? But why would I put that on you? Joss is the one who, well, who killed me. You brought me back to life.


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[Assistant] She pushed my hand down. If I hadn't involved you in my world. I laughed and she looked up at me like I had lost my mind.


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[Assistant] If you hadn't involved me in your world, Charlie and Renee would have lost me three months earlier. She stared, frowning. It was obvious she wasn't accepting any of this.


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[Assistant] Do you remember what I said when you saved my life in Port Angeles? The second time or third? I barely did. The words were easier to bring back than the images. I knew it went something like this. That you were messing with fate because my number was up? Well, if I had to die, Edith, isn't this the most amazing way to do it?


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[Assistant] The long minute passed while she stared at me, and then she shook her head.


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[Assistant] Bo, you are amazing. I guess I am now. You always have been.


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[Assistant] I didn't say anything and my face gave me away. Or she was just that good.


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[Assistant] She knew my face so well she spent so much time trying so hard to understand me that she knew immediately when there was something I wasn't saying. What is it, Bo?


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[Assistant] Just something Joss said. I winced. Though it was hard to see things in my old memory, the dance studio was the most recent, the most vivid.


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[Assistant] Suddenly I wanted to punch something, but I also didn't want to let go of Edith to do that. You saw the tape.


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[Assistant] Her face was totally white, furious and agonized at the same time. Yes, I saw the tape.


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[Assistant] When? I didn't hear headphones. I wish you hadn't. She shook her head. I had to.


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[Assistant] But forget that now, which lie were you thinking of? She spit the words through her teeth. It took me a minute.


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[Assistant] You didn't want me to be a vampire. No, I absolutely did not. So that part wasn't a lie. And you've been so upset. I know you feel bad about Charlie and my mom. But I guess I'm worried that part of it is because, well,


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[Assistant] You didn't expect to have me around very long. You weren't planning for that.


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[Assistant] Her mouth flew open so fast that I put my whole hand over it. Because if that's what it is, don't worry. If you want me to go away after a while, I can.


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[Assistant] You can show me what to do so I won't get either of us in trouble. I don't expect you to put up with me forever. You didn't choose this any more than I did, and I want you to know that I'm aware of that. She waited for me to move my hand. I did slowly. I wasn't sure I wanted to hear what was next. She growled softly and flashed her teeth at me, not in a smile. You were lucky I didn't bite you, she said.


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[Assistant] Her arms wrapped around my waist and she leaned her head against my chest. My arms wound around her automatically. She tilted her face up so that she could look at me. I want you to listen to me very carefully, Bo. This. Having you with me. Getting to keep you here. It's like I've been granted every selfish wish I have ever had.


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[Assistant] That I could bring that tracker back to life so that I could kill her myself.


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[Assistant] The reason I didn't want you to be a vampire wasn't because you weren't special enough. It was because you are too special and you deserve more. I wanted you to have what we all miss, a human life.


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[Assistant] But you have to know, if it were only about me, if there were no price for you to pay, then tonight would be the best night of my life. I have been staring forever in the face for a century, and tonight is the very first time it's looked beautiful to me. Because of you.


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[Assistant] It was obvious that she was being totally sincere. Truth echoed in every word.


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[Assistant] A huge grin spread across my new face. So that's okay then. She smiled back. I'd say so.


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[Assistant] That was the one important thing I wanted to say. Just, I love you. I always will. I knew that from pretty early in, so...


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[Assistant] I held her face in my hands and bent down to kiss her. Like everything else this was so easy now. Nothing to worry about. No hesitation.


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[Assistant] It felt strange though that my heart wasn't beating out a crazy drum solo. That the blood wasn't stampeding through my veins. But something was zinging through me like electricity.


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[Assistant] Every nerve in my body alive. More than alive. Like all of my cells were rejoicing.


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[Assistant] We ran together into the darkness that wasn't dark, and I was unafraid. This would be easy, I knew. Just like everything else.


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[Assistant] And that is the final chapter. Just kidding, there's an epilogue. Come back next time for the epilogue.


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[Assistant] In the day, the drought consumed me, and the frost by night, and my sleep departed from mine eyes.


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[Assistant] One fitted to my purpose, you mean. Fitted to my vocation.


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[Assistant] Again, I tell you, it is not the insignificant private individual, the mere man with the man's selfish senses, I wish to mate. It is the missionary.


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[Assistant] And I will give the missionary my energies. It is all he wants, but not myself. That would be only adding the husk and shell to the Colonel. For them he has no use. I retain them. You cannot. You ought not. Do you think God will be satisfied with half an oblation? Will he accept a mutilated sacrifice?


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[Assistant] It is the cause of God, I advocate. It is under His standard I enlist you.


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[Assistant] How much of him was saint, how much mortal I could not hear to foretell, but revelations were being made in this conference. The analysis of his nature was proceeding before my eyes. I saw his fallibilities, I comprehended them.


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[Assistant] I understood that sitting there where I did, on the bank of Heath, and with that handsome form before me, I sat at the feet of a man, erring as I. The veil fell from his hardness and despotism.


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[Assistant] Having felt in him the presence of these qualities, I felt his imperfection and took courage. I was with an equal.


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[Assistant] One with whom I might argue. One whom, if I saw good, I might resist.


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[Assistant] He was silent after I had uttered the last sentence, and I presently risked an upward glance at his countenance. His eye bent on me.


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[Assistant] Expressed at once, stern surprise and keen inquiry. Is she sarcastic? And sarcastic to me, it seemed to say. What does this signify?


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[Assistant] Do not let us forget that this is a solemn matter, he said ere long.


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[Assistant] One of which we may neither think nor talk lightly without sin. I trust, Jane, you are in earnest when you say you will give your heart to God. It is all I want.


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[Assistant] Once, rinse your heart from man, and fix it on your maker.


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[Assistant] The advancement of that Maker's spiritual kingdom on earth will be your chief delight and endeavor. You will be ready to do at once whatever furthers that end.


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[Assistant] The only union that gives a character of permanent conformity to the destinies and designs of human beings.


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[Assistant] And passing over all minor caprices, all trivial difficulties and delicacies of feeling, all scruple about the degree, kind, strength, or tenderness of mere personal inclination, you will hasten to enter into that union at once.


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[Assistant] And I looked at his features, beautiful in their harmony, but strangely formidable in their still severity, at his brow, commanding but not open.


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[Assistant] And his eyes bright and deep and searching, but never soft.


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[Assistant] And his tall imposing figure, and fancied myself in idea his wife.


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[Assistant] As his curate, his comrade, all would be right. I would cross oceans with him in that capacity, toil under eastern suns, in Asian deserts with him in that office, admire and emulate his courage and devotion and vigour, accommodate quietly to his masterhood, smile undisturbed at his ineradicable ambition, discriminate the Christian from the man,


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[Assistant] Profoundly esteem the one and freely forgive the other. I should suffer often, no doubt, attached to him only in this capacity. My body would be under rather a stringent yoke, but my heart and mind would be free. I should still have my unblighted self to turn to.


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[Assistant] There would be recesses in my mind which would be only mine, to which he never came, and sentiments growing there fresh and sheltered, which his austerity could never blight, nor his measured warrior march trample down. But as his wife,


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[Assistant] At his side, always and always restrained and always checked.


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[Assistant] Forced to keep the fire of my nature continually low, to compel it to burn inwardly and never utter a cry, though the imprisoned flame consumed vital after vital, this would be unendurable.


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[Assistant] I repeat, I freely consent to go with you as your fellow missionary, but not as your wife. I cannot marry you and become part of you.


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[Assistant] It was just so much that relationships, those relationships just from the whole entire thing was just off, honestly. Like it was just, and yes, it was like, it's distracting, but like I knew at the end of the day, I still gotta do my job. And we played at the end of the day, we played defense so we don't have to worry about the guy throwing us the ball.


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[Assistant] We ain't gotta worry about the guys catching the ball. Alright, we gotta stop them.


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[Assistant] The biggest threat that connects us all is that we love our children and are willing to put everything in the line for other people's children as well.


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[Assistant] This time on Road and Race, we test just how fast our modified track


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[Assistant] My, uhm, people. Like do you know what I mean? Like it's not, I'm not used to that.


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[Assistant] Like, at least the Grammys wasn't as scary because it was like artists and it felt like my people. It felt like, you know what I mean? It was like, oh look, a bunch of artists and like I knew a lot of them already and I'd met them and they knew of me and like,


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[Assistant] Oh my god, it was like February last year and March honestly, like just, I was so just like not good and like I keep, like I keep


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[Assistant] Seeing those videos or whatever I took a year ago today or whatever, it's like, oh my god, it's like, I remember, like, when I was, I saw one yesterday, that was a year ago yesterday, and I,


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[Assistant] There was this song in the background and it was this song that I kept playing on that whole trip because it was like...


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[Assistant] Not very, like, specific, like, it was, it's kind of just like, uhm, you know what's funny about it? Like, two years ago, we were like,


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[Assistant] Wouldn't it be crazy to make a song for the Bond movies? Like, wouldn't that be dope? And so, kind of for two years-ish, we've been subconsciously trying to.


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[Assistant] Yes, no, for sure, and like, we've written songs that have never come out that are like...


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[Assistant] No, no, it was honestly like a great process. We were in Ireland and then Barbara Broccoli


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[Assistant] Uhm, or Bricoli, I'm not sure how you pronounce it. She came out to Ireland and she watched the show and then we had a meeting with her after and she just talked about the movie and told us some stuff and we were like, sounds...


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[Assistant] Uhm, like the first scene and then we wrote the song immediately and we wrote it in three days and we wrote it in Texas and we recorded it in a bunk on the bus in a basement in the dark.


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[Assistant] It was more collaborative than you'd think actually, which I was surprised by because I thought it would just be like, here's the song and they take it and then they, then I would have no say, but they actually were completely, they really wanted to know what I think. The day after my birthday, we flew to London for a week and we worked with Hans and the entire orchestra.


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[Assistant] And that's, they recorded all of the orchestra, um, when we went there and, and then.


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[Assistant] This is really, it's really beautiful. It's, I, I really love it. And also, and then, we recorded a bunch of stuff, and like a bunch of stuff we were, we didn't even use or we did or whatever. And then,


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[Assistant] Uhm, we went home, like after a week and it was Christmas and whatever, but then for like a month?


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[Assistant] Ish, like half a month maybe, we, we were just kind of going back and forth to their team and us about like, just getting it right and getting it right and getting it right. And it went through a lot of different versions and, and then.


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[Assistant] We got it. Like, we all worked really hard. Hans was incredibly, like, easy to work with and he's so funny and like...


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[Assistant] I'm so excited. I'm like, I'm actually looking forward to touring for once in my life.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I'm really excited we leave in March, which is like two seconds away, I realized yesterday.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I'm excited. I'm like so ready to get back to it. Like you don't even know.


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[Assistant] Caesar has done more for Rome than any other general in its history. How do you respond?


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[Assistant] You strip him of his consulship, in his absence, without explanation. He's more than doubled the size of Rome in the last eight years, and what do you ask him to do? Lay down his arms.


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[Assistant] You're right, I don't. Let me ask them.


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[Assistant] I have never known a man tougher on the enemies of Rome, nor gentler to its friends, when I call myself a Roman.


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[Assistant] The only thing that would change, if she could, is that she would set it all to music.


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[Assistant] In last week's episode of Soap, Jodie checked into the hospital to become a girl, and wound up meeting a girl who would like him to stay a guy. Danny has been running around in disguises, running from the mob. So far, Danny has not been caught.


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[Assistant] But Chester has been. Jessica met Mary for lunch and saw him kissing Claire.


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[Assistant] We begin this week's episode of Soap shortly after Jessica and Mary saw Chester and Claire.


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[Assistant] Are the Tates and the Campbells cursed? Are they just having a run of bad luck?


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[Assistant] These questions and many others will be answered on next week's episode of Soap.


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[Assistant] No, I have to do it. Jody, I'm a football player. That's all I know. Soon I'll have to end a living from having been a football player. I'm not the smartest guy in the world. I can't do anything else, Jody.


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[Assistant] Look, even if you had the operation, I mean, sooner or later people would find out. I'd never be able to find work. I can't do it. I don't wanna marry her, but I'm scared.


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[Assistant] I guess you'll have trouble believing it, but... I love you.


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[Assistant] English version of the Bang Dream game is coming soon! Bang Dream Girls Band Party! Many game original songs!


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[Assistant] Now, unless she tells us the whole truth, the smartest thing we can do is keep her out of that courtroom.


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[Assistant] Now relax, take it easy. Let me handle this my way. See you tomorrow, Eddie. Right.


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[Assistant] Hello Eddie, got good news for you. Just had the judge sign the order for your appeal. You know, just between you and me, I know the right people.


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[Assistant] Take it easy, don't get excited. You'll look at things in a different light tomorrow. Look, we're not licked yet.


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[Assistant] I don't cause I can't get a dame. I'm, I'm fickle.


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[Assistant] Papa, forget about Papa, will ya? Didn't the minister say forsaking all others cleave unto him? Well, that's me.


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[Assistant] Nobody knew us, nobody liked us, but we had to get the story. It was Doggie Dog. Even so, I met you, didn't I? Then I saw you, I said, boy, I'm hooked. Oh gee, honey.


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[Assistant] It's going to be great. It isn't going to be so bad being a reporter's wife. We don't jump around like that all the time, you know. Most of the time it's just routine stuff. Get up in the morning, go to the office, grind out the stuff, head home to the little wife. Nice dinner, good book, maybe a show. Sometimes we get passes, you know.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you're gonna like my gang too. Me and the boys at the Globe and their wives. Real folks.


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[Assistant] Oh, he was killed about ten minutes ago. He fell from the top story of the Brockman building. What? Oh, I don't know yet whether he was pushed or just fell.


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[Assistant] You're crazy. I'm going to do back to work until Thursday. I just got married this morning.


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[Assistant] Hey Mac, you wouldn't do that, not to me.


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[Assistant] Will I give the little lady your address, or would you prefer to come down here and talk to her? Okay, Mac. I'll be right in.


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[Assistant] So, it started already, eh? What started already? The alibis of the wife. You'll be home to dinner. How long do you think she'll fall for that one? Yeaah, but you don't know my wife.


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[Assistant] Oh well, might as well start from the beginning. You fellas want to sit down?


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[Assistant] Imagine those cops dragging me down to police headquarters like that. Kept me up all night. I haven't had any sleep. Oh, well, I guess there's no rest for the weary. Can't think of sleep now. Gotta get on the job.


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[Assistant] Why the dirty low down double crossing. Give me that phone.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, Mac. Listen, Mac. You put me in a fine spot. Yes, with my wife.


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[Assistant] Oh, Harry. Uh, look, new angle on the Henderson case. D.A.'s moved in.


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[Assistant] Uh, you're making a mistake. It always makes me feel bad seeing another good man gone wrong. Don't you worry about me, fella. I don't know what I'm doing. Why didn't you start living until I got married? Listen to him. Creating that great institution of marriage.


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[Assistant] Well, it's like I told you. Me, I'm mixed up in a good clean racket. But there's some people running around loose in this country that ain't. They're out to get this country into trouble. And that's the mob they're bumping up against. They're tough, plenty tough. Foreigners mostly, and they won't stop at nothing. How do you know about this? They propositioned me.


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[Assistant] Wanted me to find out how much you know about their setup. The way they figure it, you're getting too nosy. Wait a minute. Did they send you to scare me off? Certainly not. I don't want any part of them. They're un-American. They're against this country and they ought to be exposed.


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[Assistant] Me? I got me a racket, sure. And the cops don't like it, but that ain't nothing against this country. Yeah, yeah, I know. Where do they hang out? On 53rd Street. Spot called LaRose Road.


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[Assistant] Now, don't you worry, Mrs. Williams. Wally'll be home, you'll see.


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[Assistant] Yes ma'am, uh, he wants you to come with me. He's had a little accident. Oh, nothing serious.


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[Assistant] They ain't gonna do anything to her, not if you talk. Now you know we're not fooling. Come on, get wise of yourself. Hey, you sure you know what this burden is?


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[Assistant] Hey, how did you know where I live? Oh, you should have thought of that before, pal. All right, where is he?


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[Assistant] They can't do that. Well, they did. The only way you can square yourself is by turning state evidence. So you better talk, Nick. Want to know all about those people. Understand? Be smart. Morton and Tuffy will open up down the road.


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[Assistant] Oh darling, you're alright. Angela, take her home, will you please?


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[Assistant] They set up Henderson and his Guard America committee as a front for their work. Henderson got scared. There was a fighting talk. He had to get rid of him, so they pushed him out of the window of his own office building.


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[Assistant] Henderson had an accomplice, a fellow named Berg, whose body we found in the hotel. They had to get rid of him, too. Nick here took care of that for him. Well, what about your wife, Wally? Why did they grab her? Don't tell them, Wally. Get back to the globe. Because I wouldn't talk, Wally grabbed me first. When I wouldn't tell them, well, they...


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[Assistant] You did a swell job, Ollie. Thanks, Lieutenant. If it wasn't for Sparrow, I wouldn't be here. All right, all right.


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[Assistant] Sure pulled me out of a hole tonight, Sparra. I won't forget it. I told you they was un-American, didn't I? Hey, this isn't the way to the globe. It's a short cut. Oh.


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[Assistant] All right, about seven. I'll be waiting.


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[Assistant] I was very thoughtful of you. I was getting rather lonesome. I've never been in New York City before.


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[Assistant] Don't fool yourself, young woman. Men like that don't reform overnight.


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[Assistant] Oh, you too. You make me laugh, pretending you don't know what's going on. And it's for you, my dear. Just keep your man away from my Eddie.


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[Assistant] Oh. Remember when you told me you liked corned decent cabbage? Should I cook some?


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[Assistant] I'm not poor. I'm not poor.


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[Assistant] He made no fancy, Mr. Major. It is not a custom here. Once the authorities maynest kiss their hands.


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[Assistant] Gee, that's swell, Major, but, uh, gosh, nothing like this ever happened before.


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[Assistant] Looks as if the Navy's falling down on the job after all. What's wrong? The bell.


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[Assistant] I'm not sure that the league is out here trying to embarrass them, right? I think the league is responding pacey to the public pressure that's out here, right? I believe from the beginning they didn't think it was going to be all the smoke coming their way. Now they catching smoke.


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[Assistant] And where there's smoke, they, you know, they, they're trembling a bit, right? And so obviously it's a serious situation. Accusations are serious, right? But there is a process, a procedure, uh, that has to be followed to accomplish the goals. I think everybody wants to, I think anybody sitting in any one of our seats thinks one thing.


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[Assistant] We just like to see the process play itself out in a fair and honorable way.


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[Assistant] Now you bring Harvey in here to adjudicate the case.


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[Assistant] I mean, this is pretty much tantamount to inside trade.


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[Assistant] He want to help shape the, uh, player, uh, uh, discipline policy with the NFL. I mean, he is already in cahoots with, with Goodell. How is this?


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[Assistant] Lack of a word of arbitration even clear and fair here because you've already got somebody who is, who is, is not non-biased. He has to be biased to some degree. And I think this is where this is going. And I want to see what Gideon


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[Assistant] Well, cause, cause, you know, I want Tyvis to punch in here, cause Tyvis is a member, was a member of the NFLPA, right? Which I think is doing a, a uhm,


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[Assistant] Here because I would say this, but if you just you dissect Peter C Harvey, just dissect the guy that got to adjudicate the case, right?


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[Assistant] So he is not only tied to the NFL, he helped write the, the, the, uh, the player personnel, uh, uh, discipline policy helped in that.


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[Assistant] He's on the diversity committee. He's on the diversity committee, right? But hold on. Let's go back for he's a prosecutor by nature, right? And let's go to the father. He specializes in sexual assault. How are you even hearing this?


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[Assistant] You're already on the, I mean, there's no way you could come to me and tell me this is a non-biased person that's willing to probably entertain the thing. He might be a fair and honorable dude, but I like, no, I don't even like the seeds of it. Right? Yeah. And how the NFLPA Tivus.


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[Assistant] It's not up in arms because there's nobody pushing back for Watson, and it ain't even about Watson.


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[Assistant] Ain't nobody pushing back for the 10 years of people that come behind Watson.


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[Assistant] And they're killing the NFL in their performance.


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[Assistant] I'm going to tell you this. He's fair, right? Let's just talk about because this is, I'm clear about it, right? I said, let it go where it goes. If Watson did something, he going to answer the bill for it. You're going to pay for the price. I said, but the process Jason is not, it's not fair here that they have done. They have taken Suell Robinson's decision.


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[Assistant] And that was de facto, de facto the gospel.


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[Assistant] She took the evidence that she was given and she came up with her.


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[Assistant] That I think is a, is at least of a higher standard, right? Criminal.


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[Assistant] And they came up with a different conclusion, right? Not that they said he didn't do it, but we didn't have enough evidence to say that he did do it, right? So now how can you have one pit against the other? But when you hear the narrative on the street, it's only Suel Robinson's narrative.


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[Assistant] And somebody has to be there to at least keep the levels, uh, level and, and fair, right? And the NFLPA to me,


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[Assistant] They're missing in action. I don't even see them, right? Not only this.


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[Assistant] That's what I said. That's the problem in the union itself. The one issue is that leadership has to tie past the, I told you, it's an incestuous relationship if you don't create a line of demarcation here that everybody knows who's on what side.


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[Assistant] And there has to be players in the NFL that saw this coming. You couldn't tell me guy like Richard Sherman them who are smart people, right? Right? Didn't see this coming. Right? And so what, what, what they take a carrot and hold it out to the top guys at the top, right?


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[Assistant] And then the top guys don't fold. Alright, so they go along with the ship and then they sell everybody else down the river is basically what happens.


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[Assistant] The head of the major league, uh, baseball players union, which is probably the best union all the sports, right? Followed by the NBA, right? The head of the union is making 1.5 million dollars.


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[Assistant] They was paying, they was paying me five million dollars in the NFL.


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[Assistant] Now, let me go to the NBA. Okay, it wasn't five. It was 4.9. Whatever it was ridiculous, right? Right. The NBA's, uh, head of union. She makes to me now. So you tell me first of all,


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[Assistant] You're gonna pay him five million dollars. How much are they extracting from the players? For the union, right?


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[Assistant] And then, I don't, there's no way you're getting


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[Assistant] The representation that deserve that you deserve because I will tell you time is just ask the question.


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[Assistant] You know whose job it was to make sure that the devil and the details were done, right? Because the players aren't concerned about the money. Somebody's gotta be looking long term. It's the head of the union. It's the guy making five men out.


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[Assistant] And that's a big, that's a big ask for like the pension plans. They absolutely are going to fund those pensions. That's why your leadership at the top got to be on top of their job.


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[Assistant] They're going to fund them pension plans. You got people walking around here with CT and all kind of nonsense. I mean, I'm watching these guys come to the gym later on in life. These are guys like 25 years out of the league and I'm like, man.


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[Assistant] That's the basic. They're just not very good.


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[Assistant] And it is to advocate for the entire body and it just ain't, it's just not Deshaun Watson, right? And you can advocate for the body without advocating for Watson at the same time. Yes, you can. Now Watson on the other side, you know, he got a criminal defense attorney, Rusty Harden, who did his job in Texas, right? He's in need of, he needs, because he needs some PR people.


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[Assistant] For this doing the process just so that you can get to a place where you can have a legitimate and fair hearing. That's all I'm saying.


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[Assistant] I said on Friday, they should be lining up to be in Delaware because this is where this is headed, right? There's a there's a there's a there's a suit coming here, right? And it should be filed immediately.


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[Assistant] Right, so here, here's the story. So the story is that there, there, there's more games to play, cause to Jason's point, I think they coming for the whole, the NFL is coming for the whole kit and caboodle.


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[Assistant] Like no games now. I came to you for 12 and 8 million dollars fine.


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[Assistant] It was Friday and Saturday that you get to sit in. Okay. So the city is so let me just let me just say this. He's going to he's going to pay in some shape or fashion because you have to send the message there or don't don't bring the fool's sense over here. Now. I understand why he's doing it, right? Because with Watson out. He said you about to work me. And a lot. I'm about to be a workhorse here.


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[Assistant] This is not, this is not my extension that I signed up for. I was spending time with, with hunt. I mean with a chub here. That's what I was doing. Now, if Watson is out and Jacoby Percett is the quarterback. Oh, I'm about to be a workhorse here, which is good for me in the end because you know the chance of bringing him back next year. He won't probably slim. He won't be right.


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[Assistant] And but he like, no, no, no, no, you're going to work me. You're going to compensate me for this extra work here. And it has been done before. I played with guys and prominent teams in NBA that were looking for extensions during the year. Right? One of my, I won't call it names. One of one of them that I backed up. Uh-huh.


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[Assistant] We would throw him the ball up ahead, right? And then the ball would go out of his hand, would just go through his hands, right? This side we knew the game was on. He would do like this.


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[Assistant] Uh, to Tavis and Tim's point here that


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[Assistant] Uh, Cream Hunt has leverage, is limited leverage.


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[Assistant] I'm getting some money here. I don't know where I come from Tim. This is what they do. They like I had NBA All-Stars. They were like, I'm sitting down. I need some money, right? We're going to have a conversation. Now some people got some money.


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[Assistant] And some people got nothing. So we don't know what the hunt is going to get. But let me just say this. I would just say this because times made a point about it is NFL game day. We got to be prepared to play this week Friday.


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[Assistant] And I say, to your point, G and Timmy, he taking hits everywhere.


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[Assistant] But let's talk about this, right? Because the way this set up, Tim, the way this is set up in the NFLPA and the collective bargaining with the NFL, the decision from Harvey is supposed to be the final and just the final determination of this case. So, you know, which way it typically is probably going to trend.


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[Assistant] Yeah, right. So if this is the case and the Browns have to the Browns have to figure it out have already figured out what to Avenue. There's only two roads to travel is you don't have 10 roads. There's only this road or that road. And so if you're going to go that road, then


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[Assistant] So, when you look at Jimmy G, there's something here, and I'm just a person who, who, who knows sports. I mean, just...


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[Assistant] There's something wrong, right? Because everywhere he goes, they don't really like him at the end, right?


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[Assistant] And all of them not glorious. Well, but I was, but I'll say this though. I don't think the Browns can make a move on Jimmy G till they figure out what happens with Watson. Of course, right? So this this Jimmy G conversation going nowhere till we figure out how Watson playing


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[Assistant] What do you think the eyes of him coming out on the top side of this thing when Harvey is?


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[Assistant] None. All right. So now that only leaves one Avenue here. There's really only one road here for him to be playing this year to walk into Delaware Court or any jurisdiction that's favorable that he feels is favorable to him to give him a chance to play. And if that's the case, he getting the first seven eight games in here before they'll deal with this thing, right? So if that's the case, you still going to get


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[Assistant] Alright Tim, I'm glad you said that, right? Because I don't think there's any question that he has delivered wherever he's at. He played at a high level for most times that he's been in both his locations. Let me ask you this though, Tim. You've been quarterback in this town.


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[Assistant] Tim, you, you're absolutely right. I mean, I think the heat is, is on Stefanski to a degree, but I would tell you what, and it could only be amplified after Friday. First of all, we don't want Hunt walking around here like the hands, like he can't see, I can't catch a pass, I pulled something wrong. So we got to keep him, keep him together, right? And the worst thing that could happen on Friday is Brissette comes out and look like a bum.


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[Assistant] He ain't gonna play. They won't play with Jacobi. He's not going to play. If they play him on Friday and he doesn't play well, it's, it's, it's, oh, yeah, the level going to, uh, to get the Jimmy G times. You know how to get the Jimmy G.


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[Assistant] The other day and it was full speed and he had a couple of DB's on him and the way he shook them to get open his precision and route running. It was unbelievable. I mean he this is like a


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[Assistant] Well, I mean, I think that's, that's, that's the key to Clowney and Myles Garrett. I mean, somebody up front has to give a push to allow them, the, the, the offensive line to be able to be concerned that there's a push coming inside which frees up Clowney and Garrett. So that has to be done. And I'm, I'm to the, to the point like,


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[Assistant] What Ty was talking about? I mean, if we got to be able to cover, right? So if we get away from this linebacker setup, you know, when I see JLK, he's not a big guy, not a big guy at all, right? So that is that's different from the LT's that I grew up and Singletary's that I knew in my day, right? So it's a different game. So you better be able to cover.


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[Assistant] Because now they'll get you sliced apart here with somebody that knows how to play the quarterback position. I'll take you apart. So we've got a number of assassins at quarterback in the AFC.


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[Assistant] So this is where we're going. The one thing we cannot do is we gotta have, to your point, push up front.


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[Assistant] We gotta be able to cover. And the other thing, the third thing that nobody really saw, we gotta stay injury free here because we are always troubled by when somebody goes down, then then actually, you know, you're bringing in some dudes you ain't never heard of before trying to hold down the fort and we try


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[Assistant] But when you, when you talk about it, those who've been around sports, it don't take you long to see the eye test. You know who can, who can play and who can't play. I don't have to watch four quarters of it to see it. All I need to see is a little bit and you can see that it pops off of Watson's hand.


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[Assistant] His game is different. It's elevated to another level. Now when we get to see it around here, we have no idea. But this is not the run-of-the-mill quarterback that has been in Cleveland for the last 15 years. This is something different. And so the point is


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[Assistant] The Browns have to decide which way they're going to play it. Are we playing a long game?


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[Assistant] That's when your Jimmy G comes in the game and say, we're playing a long game here. We're just buying an insurance walker, right?


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[Assistant] Or are we playing the game like, let's just wait and see. That's why, that's why I think it has the people around here. So, so yeah, so hyped up because they see a window of opportunity. We put all the pieces in place. You just named a number of players here that, that should bring a quality to the scene that give us a chance, a real chance.


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[Assistant] The only question is who's at the helm and when is that person going to?


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[Assistant] That's how it is to have Deshaun Watson. All you have to do is this. This is a new career.


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[Assistant] That's a nice setup. So anybody that says that's not a nice setup, that's perfect for the field of dreams. Beautiful. I give Major League Baseball, who sometimes gets it wrong, that field of dreams game is legit. That's legit. That's real slick.


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[Assistant] Well, listen, but you got to be, you got to be thinking outside the box, right? So somebody major league baseball saw opportunity with the field of dreams movie and said we're gonna make this thing a reality, right? And so, you know, I hope hockey even went to what the outside outside game, right? So you have to get creative out here, but I will just tell you here. I'm gonna bring this back to Cleveland. We have a chance.


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[Assistant] This team seems to be coming together. The Browns seem to be coming together in such a way.


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[Assistant] That there's something special that could be done here that hadn't been done in a long time. At least we're in the conversation.


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[Assistant] I think before we were kind of hoodwinking ourselves thinking we had the pieces when we really didn't have the pieces. So now it looks like we do have the pieces, but can we bring it all together is the question.


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[Assistant] There's a lot of factors. Watson, Zafanski's ability, uh, the defense's ability to hold the ship down. Can we get the buy-in? Are we going to have everybody defecting on us because they're like, I'm not getting enough money, right? So you got a lot of facts. So somebody better be holding the whole ship together as, as, as it's cause it's getting ready to set sail on Friday.


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[Assistant] See, I wasn't one for making moves to make moves. I think Tyves and I agreed to this that, you know.


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[Assistant] Just because they didn't make a move didn't mean they didn't do the right thing. They played the long game. They know what's in the locker room. They know what's in the pipeline. You have to trust that somebody knows that it has a plan to go for. Now Mackenzie, I'll just tell you.


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[Assistant] You see a talented person, right? You see a talented young player. The one thing that he is, he's fun to watch.


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[Assistant] He's definitely fun to watch, right? And so if we can get behind that and we got other things in the pipeline coming up, you don't know what we have. We have to understand the market we're in. This is not LA. This is not Philly. This is not that, this is not that type of town. You just watch the Padres unload a whole lot of capital the other day.


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[Assistant] And then they just got run out of town by the Dodgers. Yeah, they sure did. Right. That's it. Is that what? Yeah, but it's only August. Yeah, but I'm just saying you start thinking about it here.


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[Assistant] Sometime you have to play the long game here and understand.


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[Assistant] What you have in the fold and the only people are going to know that are people that are deep within the organization to know what's in the fold.


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[Assistant] Them old school dudes, they hated him. More than Larry Brown? Uh, they hated him too.


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[Assistant] You're going to have to learn. He got commercialized. Yes, he did. Yeah, commercial.


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[Assistant] You know, some of the, some of the people like the shenanigans. I, I don't, I don't watch the game. I don't like, I don't like, I don't like Jeff.


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[Assistant] We're going to have a contest here between the co-hosts here. Who can pull the biggest guess? Oh, listen, hold on, hold on. Where'd they go?


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[Assistant] That's what they say. That's what they say. I'm going to tell you, uh, I'm guaranteed. I'm guaranteed to get you Zeke, right? So I was Zeke going to get your first-class interview. It's going to be well worth your time waiting. Yes, it will be.


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[Assistant] Excellent, Ty. I was going to go one way with the union, but I'm going to jump off this union thing, right? We've said enough of that. I'm talking to the young athletes out here.


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[Assistant] So I've got a, my youngest daughter plays at the University of Maryland for the uh, Maryland women's basketball team and so one of the top young players in this country.


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[Assistant] So she was invited just this, this week, Friday as a matter of fact, went down to, uh, USA Basketball invited her, uh, try out for the three on three, uh, national team down in Miami. So he's down there with, with 11 other girls playing three on three. And so had a long talk with her because, you know, this is her first time with USA Basketball, right? And so, um, she got there and she, when she decided she was going to accept the invitation, she said, well, dad, you know, it's,


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[Assistant] I don't know if I'm going to make the team because, you know, it's real political when I, you know, see what I said.


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[Assistant] Who are you? I've never heard, I've never heard you talk like this before, right? And it was the fact that she was going to an environment she was unfamiliar with because she usually been around players that she had grown up with all her life. Now you're going to a scenario with a bunch of people that you may know of but not actually know. And I said, let me have a conversation with you, right? I said, it's not about making a team, right?


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[Assistant] I said, be, be clear. When you go down to Miami, I want you to understand that this is for all young players out here. You go down and represent yourself to the fullest. You represent your family.


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[Assistant] You represent your organizations that you're with. So for Cheyenne, I told her you represent Maryland Women's Basketball, Big Ten Basketball, your AAU club here in Cleveland, your high school.


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[Assistant] It is some pride about what you're doing and for the last thing.


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[Assistant] Just to have the honor and ability to represent your country should mean the world to you.


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[Assistant] Right? That you even got the opportunity. If somebody said it's willing, they were willing to give you an opportunity to do that.


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[Assistant] And so, since she got down there, she found out what I told her.


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[Assistant] Was, was accurate because I could tell them the love of her voice and inflection of her voice every time after every practice that she got better. She was getting stronger. She was like, oh, how you feel? I played great today, dad. I did this. I did the block this girl's shot. I did this. And I said, okay, now that's my child. I said, but to all you young people out there.


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[Assistant] Don't believe what's in the paper, don't believe what's written in the magazine about who had this and who had this and how good this person is. It's only decided in that rectangular box or whatever field you play on is who's going to determine who's the best of all players.


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[Assistant] So you, when you have an opportunity, if you ever afforded the opportunity to play your high school team, collegiate team, professional team, club team, you just go out there and compete and give it your best. And so that when the final horn blows, you know this, I gave my all and I left it right here. That's what I want you to remember.


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[Assistant] Don't worry about that. This billing would have to fall down before we could wake up Ansel.


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[Assistant] You're on the wrong train, miss. Right train, wrong ticket. Well, there was a mistake. How far are you going?


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[Assistant] Well, that's a simple story. He just changed his mind, I suppose.


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[Assistant] Better drink it now, before it gets cold. Never mind the milk. Wheel me over to that other window. Quickly.


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[Assistant] That, if I may say so, was a matter of complete indifference to me. I take it that you were not retaining my services to sit with him. Now, may I see my room?


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[Assistant] For my work, I require an atmosphere of Spartan simplicity.


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[Assistant] Eminently, as far as I can judge. At the moment.


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[Assistant] If more people just sat and thought the world might not be in the stinky mess that it is. Well, maybe you've got something there.


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[Assistant] Now eat your breakfast. And chew each mouthful 28 times. Not 20 mind you, or 26, but 28 times.


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[Assistant] You will kindly address me as Mr. Belvedere, until I grant you permission to drop the title. A contingency which seems hardly likely, Mr. Appleton. Oh, well really, I...


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[Assistant] The next time your parent makes that original observation, tell her it's one of the older cliches.


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[Assistant] But Mr. Belvedere, I am inviting you. And I, sir, am declining. Good day.


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[Assistant] Good morning, Mr. Belvedere. Good morning, good morning.


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[Assistant] Cold enough for you? Eh, nepeh, nepeh, but it suits me. How do you like our snowman?


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[Assistant] Ow! Take it easy, will ya? Kinda keep still. You're lucky that no bones are broken.


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[Assistant] Yes, Mrs. King, I've never been an idler, nor a parasite.


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[Assistant] I'm opposed to the practice of exchanging gifts at any time. But since you were gracious enough to give me three pairs of excellent woolen socks on the occasion of my birthday, I tried to get something for your anniversary that would give pleasure to your entire family.


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[Assistant] I've been trying to teach Riley that bathing is not a social function. Kindly do not talk to him.


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[Assistant] Fascinating. I particularly enjoyed your comparing me to the Grand Canyon. Now there's rugged grandeur. I shall put that in my diary.


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[Assistant] Well, I see that I am not needed. Your vision is remarkably accurate.


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[Assistant] Do you know anyone who has a beehive? What? A good swarm of bees could ruin his sheltered irises.


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[Assistant] My movies, Mrs. Philby, are not entirely unselfish. Someday, they will need a bus to me in the Hall of Fame.


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[Assistant] My jaw is perfect. Your reproduction is appalled. You obviously have never studied anatomy.


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[Assistant] I have dissected many a cadaver. Come here. Now, if, if you place your fingertips at the base of my jaw, so, you can feel where the orbicularis orris operates.


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[Assistant] In a word, yes. That is your final decision, Mr. King?


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[Assistant] Quiet, quiet. Your father's not the type to be swayed by sentimental pleading.


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[Assistant] By no stretch of the imagination could I possibly be a relative of yours. My name is Mr. Belvedere. Is that clear?


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[Assistant] You smashed up my home. I hope you're satisfied. Stupidity never gives me satisfaction, Mr. King. Your wife is right. You owe her an abject apology.


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[Assistant] Bear in mind that in your wife's absence, you would be quite helpless without me. I have half a mind to punch you right in the nose, just on general principles. It takes half a mind to resort to such measures. Why, you! Oh! Oh!


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[Assistant] And I'd like to tell you that in my youth I was quite expert in the art of... the fisticuffs.


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[Assistant] I have directed many pictures. Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know that.


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[Assistant] How do you feel about it? I feel they were quite conservative.


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[Assistant] No need to be emotional, Mrs. King. He will not starve.


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[Assistant] And you will find me of great service, Mrs. King. I was also an obstetrician.


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[Assistant] Mr. Belvedere, critics throughout the country have unanimously hailed your novel as a masterpiece of sheer genius. That is correct.


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[Assistant] He pointed at the stain with one neatly polished toe.


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[Assistant] If you are under the impression that that explains everything, think again. What difference does it make how old the houses are? And where on earth is everybody? Down the pub, I should expect. Let's go along and see, shall we?


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[Assistant] Taking my arm, he steered me out the gate, and we set off down the gear-side road. In the old days, he explained as we went, and not so long ago either.


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[Assistant] In that case, I suppose it's quite modern and enlightened of them to be using chickens instead.


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[Assistant] Since the houses are fairly new nothing was buried under them and the inhabitants are now remedying the emission. Yes, exactly.


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[Assistant] Frank seemed pleased with my progress and patted me on the back.


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[Assistant] According to the vicar, many of the local folk thought the war was due in part to people turning away from their roots and omitting to take proper precautions.


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[Assistant] Such as burying a sacrifice under the foundation, that is. Or burning fish's bones on the half.


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[Assistant] Except Haddock, of course, he added, happily distracted.


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[Assistant] You never burn a haddock's bones, did you know that? Or you'll never catch another. Always bury the bones of a haddock instead. I'll bear it in mind, I said.


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[Assistant] Tell me what you do in order never to see another herring and I'll do it forthwith. He shook his head, absorbed in one of his feats of memory.


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[Assistant] Those brief periods of scholastic rapture where he lost touch with the world around him.


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[Assistant] A workman on the house who was killed as a sacrifice for the foundation. In the eighteenth century sometime. That's really fairly recent, he added thoughtfully.


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[Assistant] The story goes that by order of the house's owner, one wall was built up first.


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[Assistant] Then a stone block was dropped from the top of it onto one of the workmen.


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[Assistant] Presumably a dislikeable fellow was chosen for the sacrifice.


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[Assistant] And he was buried then in the cellar and the rest of the house built up over him. He haunts the cellar where he was killed.


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[Assistant] Except on the anniversary of his death and the four old days. Old days? The ancient feasts, he explained, still last in his mental notes. Hogmanay, that's New Year's.


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[Assistant] Midsummer Day, Beltane, and All Hallows. Druids, beaker folk, early pits,


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[Assistant] Ghosts are freed on the holy days and can wander about at will to do harm or good as they please. He rubbed his chin thoughtfully. It's getting on for Beltane, close to the Spring Equinox. Best keep an eye out next time you pass the Kirkyard.


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[Assistant] His eyes twinkled, and I realised the trance had ended. I laughed. Are there a number of famous local ghosts, then? He shrugged. Don't know. We'll ask the vicar, shall we, next time we see him?


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[Assistant] English version of the Bang Dream game is now available! Bang Dream Girls Band Party! Many game original songs!


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[Assistant] Or as early rather as, as the early second round, that's my guy go get him.


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[Assistant] In runs, right? Use their small receivers. Yeah, when you're a playmaker.


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[Assistant] To your point of the valuation of the receiver, because these guys are coming out of college, like Chase and others, and having huge rookie seasons, now it's a copycat league. Teams are saying, okay, we're not going to pay our


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[Assistant] Jarvis does bring some more things to the table, but at a $10 million price tag, it limits what you can do in other places. I think this is a home run move. What we know about it right now. Do you agree?


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[Assistant] Then he's due to make more money with a longer term deal. But again, I think the NFL has moved on from these super mega deals for wide receivers. I think they figured out a way to save money and not have a huge step back.


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[Assistant] It won't happen at all. If he doesn't have a highly productive year, it might be the end for Jarvis Landry. Alright, let's go to something that we're going from professional sports to high school sports. We don't usually make this turn.


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[Assistant] There are a lot of folks that believe it was a disaster at the collegiate level. In fact, it seems like every day another coach is coming out against it. Recently, Deion Sanders said this is a huge problem moving forward. They just say it's the Wild Wild West and it needs to be, there needs to be parameters.


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[Assistant] At the end of yesterday, voting for a two week period was open to all Ohio High School Athletic Association principals. I think that's 817. They need 409 to ratify this. It's expected to pass.


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[Assistant] If it passes, guys, it goes into effect today. It goes into effect immediately. And that means any high school athlete in the state of Ohio can monetize their name, image, or likeness. What are your overall thoughts on that?


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[Assistant] Who is really almost the poster child for how your life can go completely off the rails. If you tried to monetize your name, image and likeness in a previous life, back, back in the old days of the NCAA when you couldn't do that.


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[Assistant] His life, unfortunately for him, spiraled out of control. He left Ohio State after the year because he couldn't come back and play there. He sued the NFL for early admittance. One, it was overturned at the appellate level. So he had to sit around for two years and wait for his opportunity to go pro. But in the meantime, his life took a drastic turn south.