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[Assistant] There were a lot of situations, there were a lot of situations that presented itself that you could kind of tell that


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[Assistant] It was a give and take situation, but I think that sometimes in order to defend your clientele, you can't be friends with the enemy, right?


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[Assistant] And it doesn't mean you don't like them, it just means that as far as who I'm representing, I have to show


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[Assistant] That I am willing to get what's best for them.


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[Assistant] Did that ever exist? That plays into it also. Uhm, but I would say this is that you have to understand that each CBA that comes up, there is a specific thing that the players want to get out of.


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[Assistant] So, you know, 90 was in 92, 93 or before that it was the free agency thing.


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[Assistant] It was getting rid of that, uh, getting rid of that Plan B.


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[Assistant] It just kinda went on from there. Then we had a whole nother situation that presented itself in the next CBA. And, and, and, and these are the sticking points.


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[Assistant] At the, at that time. So maybe you give up a little something on the other end.


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[Assistant] And you don't have to, and you get what you want. Now, you know, it's, it's, it's a weird situation because


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[Assistant] You know, maybe somebody like DeMora Smith and, and, and the Players Association.


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[Assistant] Is, is really pushing the issue of, hey,


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[Assistant] We wouldn't be in this situation, you guys just handle your business.


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[Assistant] The relationship that your stars have with the rest of the league is different


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[Assistant] Yes. Then the stars in the NFL have other players. You basically only have a relationship mostly with other guys that play your position if it's quarterback and the guys on your team.


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[Assistant] You see what I'm saying? Like, it is, it is...


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[Assistant] You're not shocked if you see BAM out of bio working out with Donovan Mitchell. Okay? It's not a shock.


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[Assistant] Here's the problem, Thomas, here's the other problem, is that if you look at the 32 quarterbacks in the league, most of them are company guys.


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[Assistant] Right? Meaning they all about the, the team, the organization and getting everybody in line.


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[Assistant] In order for this to happen, 5 or 6 of them quarterbacks are gonna have to take a stand.


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[Assistant] And, and, and how they go about it and how they do it is on them. But those are the stars that you talking about.


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[Assistant] Those are the guys that everybody feels they need to win a Super Bowl. So if the guys you feel you need to win a Super Bowl...


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[Assistant] Go to the players reps in the players union and, and, and DeMora Smith and say, Hey, we need to fix this.


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[Assistant] Now we're having a whole different conversation. Right. Because that same message, that same message that the coach passed to the quarterback and the quarterback relates to the team.


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[Assistant] That same message could be from DeMora Smith to quarterback to the players.


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[Assistant] But again, that's part of the problem with the things that we're talking about.


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[Assistant] It's easy and, and, and here's where I'm trying to be a little hesitant.


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[Assistant] Because it's easy to sit on the outside and tell you what people should do. But I've been in that situation.


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[Assistant] So, I've been in that situation and when they- Hmm.


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[Assistant] That uhm, I don't know what's wrong with my internet voice. And they've said to me that, you know, this is the thing we need to do.


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[Assistant] Here's the other thing though. Here's the other thing. In basketball, you make 90% of your money off the court.


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[Assistant] So when you talk about the Jordans, when you talk about the Lebrons, Lebron ain't a billionaire cause he played basketball.


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[Assistant] And, and, and that conversation is going to be about the give and take of the negotiations. And if I were a player, I'd ask him this. Going into the last CBA, the issue that we had was Roger Goodell having the power of being the judge and the jury. Right? That was the biggest, the biggest thing with, um,


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[Assistant] There's an appeal process and Roger Goodell hands the appeal process. And I'm like, wait a minute. We went into this last CBA wanting to get it out of his hands. And it's not, and let's be clear. It's not so that.


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[Assistant] Guys don't get penalized or punished for anything that they've done. So I'm not saying that, but I am saying.


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[Assistant] You can't make a decision just to make a decision. It's gotta be the right decision. Uhm, there'll be players available.


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[Assistant] I tell you what, I tell you, I don't wanna, I don't wanna suggest nothin'.


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[Assistant] And they got guys complaining about not getting some opportunities.


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[Assistant] You know how sometimes y'all go to the first day of camp and you talk to a coach and they excited about one thing?


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[Assistant] From a Brown's perspective. It's a team up north still. If I had not seen what D'Ernest Johnson did last year. Okay. No chance. No chance. Okay. I love me some Kareem Hunt. Believe me.


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[Assistant] Liza, we have a marriage. Perhaps it's not all you once hoped for, but you have a home and your son and people who care for you.


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[Assistant] And your son. You think you can avoid hurting him?


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[Assistant] You talk as though it were out of your hands. It's not, Lisa. You have a will. You can do what's right, what's best for you. Or you can throw away your life.


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[Assistant] What about him? Can't he help himself either?


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[Assistant] I warn you, I shall do everything in my power to prevent it.


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[Assistant] No Jumper, coolest podcast in the world. And today on the show we have my buddy Dane Vaughn and his partner in crime Boo Johnson, two illustrious skateboard pros, two guys who fucking go out there every day and do crazy shit on their skateboards.


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[Assistant] There we go. And uh, Boo is drinking lean. So this, this episode is sponsored by lean. Let's just, let's just get that out in the open.


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[Assistant] See, we've been, uh, we've been talking to Weedmaps too. Is it as good as it's cracked up to be?


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[Assistant] That's crazy, but have you, did you get a bunch of backlash like from, has there been?


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[Assistant] Anger in the community because of like weed sponsorships starting to pop up.


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[Assistant] So you smoke blondes primarily or what's your method and what's your method and do you overlap a lot?


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[Assistant] But in the valley, there's a lot of bad shit that goes on in the valley. Did you learn that real quick at like 16?


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[Assistant] But it always has that feel of like you're in this like mellow little beach city but it's also very hood and like you might get beat up by some Mexican dude who's like seven feet tall.


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[Assistant] The radio Korea lifestyle. Oh yeah. You could call it either or I've heard both. Yeah. Or you could call it Western.


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[Assistant] I want you to see 80 people standing around. That was like even when I moved out here and then all of a sudden the security got real buck, which I guess is what happens if you have 80 people there every day.


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[Assistant] But does that just not agree with your personality to sit there and just work on something for that long?


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[Assistant] How'd you guys like become BFFs? Are you BFFs?


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[Assistant] That's good. That's my dog. How is it DGK these days? A lot of people in the comments are saying like, ask him how DGK is.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. The other day my friend house phone was driving by the OVO store and I guess he yelled fuck Drake out the window and like six employees all chased after him and tried to beat him up in the car. Really? I was like damn I did not know that it was that serious. Cause if you drove by here and said fuck no jumper I'd be like eh, alright, fair enough.


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[Assistant] Yeah, maybe that's part, when they hire you, they're like, you gotta fight anybody who says anything about Drake.


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[Assistant] There you go. Either of you guys rap? Shit, I can't rap with shit. You never tried?


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[Assistant] It's right there in front of your face though, for every man there's an option to become like a rapper, MMA fighter, like you could just go full alpha male at any given moment.


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[Assistant] That's so true. Dude, but the day I met Dane, he was on some fuckin' wild boy shit.


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[Assistant] I was hyped. I was looking, you were like, look at my Instagram. I'm like, alright, I'm fucking, I'm googling Dane G, DGK. I was like, trying to remember what you said. I'm like, oh fuck, this dude's sick. I'm fucking, I knew too because I had heard my friends talking about like, you gotta see this one dude, he skates all the K-Town spots. Like, he's got some spots we gotta find.


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[Assistant] You always hear about the sketchy like prostitute bars that they have there.


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[Assistant] I think that's probably going on. Texas? Why Texas? We're gonna pin it on them. I think so. What's your favorite place you guys ever traveled to?


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[Assistant] Both, we gotta hear both. Okay, okay. Where were you? Louisiana?


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[Assistant] Keep it simple. What's your favorite place that you've traveled to?


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[Assistant] It's tough for us though, cause when we go out there we gotta switch off the backwards and like try to get into split mode cause it's like,


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[Assistant] That's a fact. Uhm, what do you guys listen to? Let's hear some artists that you guys are currently spending time with.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. You don't go for like the conscious rap stuff? You're not on like the J Cole wave?


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[Assistant] It's frustrating though for a lot of these like old guy rappers though because they're, they're real lyrical. Like Wale, I seen him fucking crying his heart out on the interview the other day talking about like, you know, nowadays everybody just wants this young kid and they don't give a fuck about lyrics. And it's like, I kind of feel bad for him, but I mean.


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[Assistant] There was a war in my head though when the Kendrick and Cardi albums came out and it was like, it was like the devil and the angel on my shoulders trying to figure out what I should listen to. Like, do I try to get smarter or do I just like, you know, kind of turn up a little?


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[Assistant] Every morning when I drive here, I gotta figure out if I'm in like a Soundcloud mood or a podcast mood.


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[Assistant] That's cool. I respect anyone who can say that with a straight face, cause I feel like, you know, these days that's hard to find.


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[Assistant] Do you think that like, when you are getting more into the fashion direction, do you think that like, the kids appreciate that? Is that like, kinda becoming almost part of it? Like having dope outfits in your footage and shit?


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[Assistant] I fucking don't remember before he did the Pacific. Why would you say it's specific?


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[Assistant] But nowadays it's kind of crazy too because on Instagram and shit it's like you're like your own filmer, your own editor, like you, like a big part of how kids view you is like you picking out a song off SoundCloud and like the way your clips look and shit and it's like that used to be like whoever your filmer was, whoever you got sponsored by is like the filmer was the one kind of


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[Assistant] Almost like fine-tuning your image cause he's the one putting your video parts together and now you're sort of doing it, everybody's doing it themselves.


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[Assistant] So, you find a hard time balancing skating and like parting your ass off? Do you ever go through like waves of doing one more than the other?


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[Assistant] Describe this wave, like what kicked it off.


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[Assistant] That's crazy because those are really like the video parts and shit. Those are like the bookmarks in your life because then once you go from like having like 80 clips on deck to having zero, it's like you feel completely different because it's so, it's such a different mindset to be in to be working from, from nothing.


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[Assistant] Can we talk about, uh, your, uh, your almost beef? I didn't turn into like a real beef with my buddy John Hicks. All the kids want to know about this in the comments.


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[Assistant] He changed his logo up because of that, just cause it was, it was definitely a little too close. I don't, I can see him not really like knowing about your logo, even though you're both in Long Beach, just because I feel like he's the type of dude that is not really paying attention to what anybody else has going on. So I feel like he probably.


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[Assistant] You have one of the craziest interviews in the history of this podcast for sure.


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[Assistant] Oh really? Yeaah, it's definitely, it's, it's a, a, like a tortured look into a, a guy, like who's really going through some shit.


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[Assistant] Yeah, not that well, just feeling like the interview and we went out partying like once or twice too.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, he's cool as hell. He's always been like, insanely nice to me and shit. But he's definitely, you know, he's got his demons.


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[Assistant] So, so, Dane, do you know that when you search Dane Vaughan Instagram on Google, that the first thing that comes up is a fake Instagram?


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[Assistant] That is an experience that I had multiple times earlier today.


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[Assistant] Really? Yeah, it's a scan account. That's crazy. With an underscore.


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[Assistant] Oh, okay. It makes no sense because it's like... I know, it's ridiculous. Yours is verified and doesn't have a...


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[Assistant] Like if you get big enough as a skater, that's basically what it is to be really famous, is that you just have all these like random ass little kids who are into you.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Definitely. Cause like all the hardcore skaters, realistically probably know about you guys. It's like, you know, but if you were to be the dude who has a million followers, it would be because a bunch of randoms know about you. Which is cool.


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[Assistant] What was it like when Lil Wayne said that he fucked with your video part?


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[Assistant] It's like, yeaah, I get it, cause it's like, you know, it's exciting to see somebody like, from outside your culture, be able to like, you know, get into it, and they appreciate it enough to actually go with it, and the thing is people-


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[Assistant] He's like 30. Motherfuckers don't learn to skateboard at 30. You learn to skateboard when you're like 14, you know, like at 30 it seems very hard to learn that kind of skill late in life.


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[Assistant] I love being able to like, you know, I like a guy who can...


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[Assistant] Party his ass off until four in the morning and then wake up at you know ten and like put in work. Real shit.


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[Assistant] If I get exhausted, I could do like 230. Yeaah. Where were you? What's your schedule like?


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[Assistant] Coachella did that to be so bad though, I was like feeling like, man, I can't keep doing this. Yeaah. I was all this fucking, yeaah, man.


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[Assistant] I interviewed Brayden and I was off fucking, I was drunk as fuck doing lines in the fucking bathroom. I was on mushrooms and I'm like, I'm watching the video and I don't really look that bad. I look pretty much how I look normally.


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[Assistant] That means I had the mix going properly. It was all evened.


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[Assistant] Damn, I don't know how the hell you guys were there the whole weekend and I didn't see you guys. That's crazy.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I feel you. I wanted to talk about Brooklyn Projects, cause I did that Brooklyn Dom interview yesterday. What do you guys think about Dom and Brooklyn Projects?


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[Assistant] Do you guys have anybody else that was like OG's for you guys like in coming up, like who kinda showed you the way, showed you how to be like a pro or how to grow up in skateboarding?


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[Assistant] That's uh, what about you? Do you have anybody who was looking after you from an early age who kinda showed you the way?


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[Assistant] What's up? Dan, do you have like a weird Burger King thing that we need to talk about? That's like kinda like your thing now, right?


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[Assistant] Oh, so that was a coincidence. I thought it was clever, like branding tie-in.


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[Assistant] Did you try those like Cheetos, uh, mac and cheese balls from Burger King like a year ago?


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[Assistant] Uber Eats has fucked me up because I used to just like eat, you know, burrito from down the street because it's like I don't want to go far to get food. And now Uber Eats is so easy to get everything in the whole fucking city that I'm like super picky. Every night I'm looking through it for like 15 minutes trying to figure out what exactly I want.


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[Assistant] What is gonna fill the hole in my heart that is empty, that could only be solved with a certain kind of panini? That's like really how I feel at night.


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[Assistant] Oh, okay. My girl knew your girl when we met. I was like, you see what's happening here? This is weird. What's going on?


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[Assistant] Yeah, my girl knows every girl because she worked for like an influencer agency type thing. So she's like, it was like her job to know about every person with like a lot of followers.


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[Assistant] Kinda cool. I wouldn't mind that job. I guess that's kinda my job.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well I kinda thought you guys were gonna rap. At least one of you.


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[Assistant] Really? Yeah. And is this fucking awesome? Like your, your height to get him out here?


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[Assistant] People at, it's weird. Cause everybody in LA, well, everybody who's got a little bit of money at least, or who lives near Koreatown knows about Korean barbecue, but then everybody else in America probably has absolutely no fucking clue what we're talking about.


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[Assistant] What this is like with big flame in the middle of the table and you're just dumping chunks of-


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[Assistant] I love it. I eat way too much every single time I do that. That's the wave.


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[Assistant] And they bring you all that fucking sake and you just like inevitably get completely shitfaced off of it.


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[Assistant] You know what the worst part about Korean barbecue is? Is that you just leave there smelling like you fucking bathed in the kitchen.


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[Assistant] Is Snapchat dead? Instagram story takeover? Yea, it did, huh?


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[Assistant] Really? You gotta go trust you, man.


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[Assistant] Sounds mean. Well now Instagram's got the same exact technology. I dunno. It is what it is, right?


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[Assistant] Anything else we should talk about before we wrap this up?


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[Assistant] Uh, On Some Shit, The Come Up, No Jumper. There's three businesses, yeaah. But The Come Up is like the BMX website, so On Some Shit's like the clothing line and No Jumper's the podcast.


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[Assistant] Just to translate for people out there. Well, hey, uh, shout out to everybody who enjoyed this. We're all pretty high. I'm not gonna lie, we're pretty high.


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[Assistant] We're gonna keep smoking until we fucking pass out and we all fall asleep in here. Anyway, uh, thank you very much guys for coming in. This is No Jumper, the coolest podcast in the world. Check us out on YouTube, SoundCloud, iTunes.


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[Assistant] We definitely, I, well, me personally, I like to listen to, like, just, I like to listen to it all, you know what I mean? It's just, however it be, whatever I'm feeling at the time, I try to, whoever's connected. Ease the mind. Yeah, ease the mind. It just depends on what, how I'm feeling at the moment.


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[Assistant] The only part about Korean BBQ that I don't like is like, like kicking it yourself. That makes me want to go to like Benny Hunnids.


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[Assistant] This is Rex Starling reporting for NHK News. Monsters are rioting all over Cho-Tokyo.


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[Assistant] I grew up remote, far away. Uhm, I don't like living in a city or even a village. I like to live out. And so this gives me a great feeling of I'm the only guy here and I like it.


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[Assistant] We flew out here to this area and explored here and we saw a number of dead whales, a few along here, not so many. And then all of a sudden when we came in this area,


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[Assistant] I like the raw beauty. It's much bigger than you are. And, uh, you have to respect it.


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[Assistant] All of a sudden I saw one of the mountains in front of me growing.


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[Assistant] And I came, uh, within one kilometer of the crater and the column of, uh, of ash erupting.


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[Assistant] Chapter 12 Tinkerbell Saves Peter


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[Assistant] Peter had felt very sad when Wendy and the boys left. He was all alone now.


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[Assistant] He had gone to bed without dinner or a story from Wendy and had slept deeply all night.


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[Assistant] He listened quietly and heard a sound like bells from the other side of the door.


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[Assistant] Peter opened the door and felt a little bit happy. At least he still had one friend, even if a small friend. Tink flew inside, full of excitement.


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[Assistant] She was covered with dirt and began talking quickly.


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[Assistant] Tinker Bell had learned many things while she was out.


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[Assistant] She knew that the pirates had killed all the Indians and captured the boys.


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[Assistant] Laughing about putting poison in Peter's medicine.


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[Assistant] The pirates killed all the Indians and captured Wendy and the boys, she said all at once.


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[Assistant] She then described how the pirates had tied all the boys up and taken them to their ship.


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[Assistant] Yelled Tank, who had not yet told Peter about the poison.


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[Assistant] Tinker Bell could not explain how Hook came down.


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[Assistant] But before he could drink it, Tinker Bell flew between the cup and his lips and drank all the medicine.


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[Assistant] Peter shouted in anger. The fairy couldn't answer. She was already becoming sick.


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[Assistant] Yes, I did, she replied softly. She then fell down on Peter's bed. Her light became darker and darker. When the light went out she would be dead. Tink began to whisper something quietly.


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[Assistant] Peter came close to her and tried to hear what she was saying. She said that she might be able to live if children still believed in fairies


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[Assistant] Peter looked up to the sky and asked all the children who were dreaming of Neverland in the whole world. He yelled out to them.


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[Assistant] Tink listened to hear the voices that would decide if she would live or die.


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[Assistant] Then Tink and Peter heard a great clapping coming from thousands of children's hands all over the world. Then all the clapping stopped.


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[Assistant] Because all the mothers of the world had run into their nurseries to see what their children were doing. But already Tink's life was saved. Her light became bright and her voice strong. She began to fly rapidly around the room. They believe, she cried happily.


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[Assistant] He wanted to fly quickly, but he knew the pirates would see him in the moonlight.


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[Assistant] You've heard of a Gila monster? A Gila monster, right? It's a what? It's an animal that can kill you.


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[Assistant] No, no, no, no. Some people call it a beady lizard. They're from like Arizona, New Mexico. See, they call it a beady lizard. It is, it is an animal, folks, that has, doesn't have a fangs, has a very venomous bite. And they have to chew on you for a while, so it won't be instant. Has this one got a venomous bite? I never tried it, I mean.


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[Assistant] Come on, what is this? You won't believe this. We named this after you. I call my daughter in England. No. Yes. And guess what we named it. We named it because he was in a famous movie 20 years. My daughter lived in England 21 years. He actually calls it Smithy. Oh, it's just a character in Smithy.


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[Assistant] And then the beaver slaps the water like this. And what's the funny thing is sometimes when they do poop in the water, they take their tail and go like this, like a sprinkler. It's so funny.


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[Assistant] It feels good, doesn't it? Here, you can feed him. No, I'm good. I'm alright. Okay. Uhm. I'll tell you what to do. You can go like this. Go like this and he'll dance sometimes with you. You walk? What am I supposed to do? We'll put his worms here.


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[Assistant] It becomes a bag and it goes in his bag and stays a year underground. And that's what they surround themselves with. The pixie frog. It's a pixie frog. It's beautiful.


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[Assistant] Okay, I'll let you say here. This everybody's called the Joffrey cat. They're from South America. Joffrey cat. They live in Brazil in the jungles. This animal is about six months old. These animals are in quite numbers. Not like a lot of cats throughout the world who have some issues with uh, hunting for, they are hunting for pelts. They try to stop a lot of that. And the animal also gets you about, probably I would say, 15 pounds, not a big cat at all. It's called a Joffrey cat.


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[Assistant] When you go over there to Brazil and that part of the world, in those jungles, it's very difficult to even find these cats, everybody, because a lot of these are nocturnal. And by the way, if you look behind the ears there, I don't know if you can show that to the camera.


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[Assistant] As a mechanical life form, you are an auto-deity. A gear god! That is how you shall be known.


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[Assistant] If these fools refuse to accept Gear God willingly.


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[Assistant] It's the Chaos Control Company's headquarters. I'm about to restore all of your memory data.


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[Assistant] I am unworthy of your words. I am overcome. I live to serve you.


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[Assistant] I don't quite consider it rebelling, Master. I'm just protecting the original Master wisdom. Say what you will.


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[Assistant] I promise you, Master, I will give it my all as your opponent. Please forgive me, Master Wisdom.


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[Assistant] Come forth, Death Plague demons that infect the world's potential! Spread your incurable curses! LUMINIZE! World of Closed Potential!


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[Assistant] I'm with Magic World. I have the first move. I charge and I draw.


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[Assistant] As always, my allegiance is to the clan, and its time-honored traditions. Now it's my turn, and I cannot afford to lose today. I draw. I charge and I draw.


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[Assistant] I equip scholarly tome of death, a neotome!


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[Assistant] And I call Death Plaguecaster very cellular to the right!


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[Assistant] I choose great spell incubation period.


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[Assistant] Due to Ruebler's effect, I can place one plague spell from the drop zone into a Neotami's soul. And with a Neotami's ability, one card from the drop zone is placed into its soul and I gain one life.


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[Assistant] Now a Neotomi has four soul cards. If I'm able to place four more cards into its soul, then I can cast Ultimate Great Spell, World Pandemic!


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[Assistant] Even Master Wisdom's The Chaos will be useless if I stop his flag from functioning. Your battle strategy is obvious, Grimoire.


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[Assistant] Your aim is to use ultimate great spell, World Pandemic. My turn is now over. It's time to learn just where your allegiance should lie. Chaos transcended!


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[Assistant] Overkill! By discarding one handguard, I can call three Chaos Monsters from the drop zone at absolutely no cost! You're already using Gear God's Overkill?


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[Assistant] This isn't good. By rearranging his deck, he can select the cards he wants for his first draw and even his charge and draw!


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[Assistant] And due to Chaos Gilqueens effect, I regain one life and draw one card. You truly are a brilliant fighter, Master Wisdom.


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[Assistant] My turn is over. Now let's see how you respond, Grimoire.


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[Assistant] I must win this Buddyfight. A Neo Tomies effect lets me draw a card. Draw, charge and draw. I call Rublers to the left.


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[Assistant] With the effect, I place one plague spell into a neotomi, and I use a neotomi's ability to place one card into its soul, giving me one life.


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[Assistant] I cast Great Spell Incubation Period! With the effect, I check the top two cards of my deck and place any Plague spells from them into a Neo-Tommy Soul and Buddy call the Bringer of Black Terror!


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[Assistant] Ashen Deathsorcery, you're sinuous to the center!


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[Assistant] I cast Ultimate Great Spell, World Pandemic!


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[Assistant] Your flag, the Great Chaos, will now be infected by the foulest of plagues. Close the flag! I have just caused your flag to stop functioning, Master Wisdom.


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[Assistant] You believe that the Wisdom Clan gathered together and from a vast host of others chose me as the most exceptional among humans to be their leader. But you couldn't be more wrong.


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[Assistant] There is much you do not know. The Chaos Upgrade is a spell that can be cast even if the flag is not functioning.


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[Assistant] Master Wisdom! He has gone far beyond the traditional beliefs of the Wisdom Clan!


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[Assistant] I will perform Gear God's final upgrade!


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[Assistant] Huh? So that's the ultimate chaos gear god complete?


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[Assistant] No, you're sinious! At least it's my turn now. I can still defeat you. Not yet. My turn isn't quite over, Greenwar.


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[Assistant] What's more, I am still able to attack you! But you don't have any monsters that can attack! Huh? What's this?


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[Assistant] I concede defeat, and with it the fate of the Wisdom Clan. I promise you, Master Wisdom. I and the Wisdom Clan are yours to command for as long as you wish.


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[Assistant] Yes, this is how it should be. You will continue to serve me as you always have done. You honor me with your generosity, sir.


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[Assistant] Now, let us begin the process of upgrading the world. I will set forth the chaosification of all monsters in existence and finally bring complete peace to the world!


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[Assistant] And to celebrate this momentous day, I will show all of humanity the face of their new deity.


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[Assistant] This is a world of incredible natural beauty. Raw and hostile. One that knows no mercy.


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[Assistant] And where mistakes can have fatal consequences.


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[Assistant] In a world where in summer, the sun never sets, and in winter, the nights are full of magic and color.


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[Assistant] We are exploring the most remote locations in this inhospitable terrain, from Greenland through the Northwest Passage to Alaska.


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[Assistant] We meet people who sense that their world is changing.


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[Assistant] Orgobarsalizin. Beaversley looks for a passage through the ice.


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[Assistant] A northeasterly wind that's unusually powerful for early July drives large amounts of drift ice from the Arctic Ocean into the fjord. The freezing headwind makes travel difficult.


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[Assistant] And pushes the ice sheets closer and closer together, creating pack ice.


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[Assistant] After traveling almost 700 kilometers in the Scoresby Sound, we find ourselves stranded in the Arctic together with the Barcellizen family in one of the most isolated and inhospitable places on Earth.


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[Assistant] A week before, we departed Iceland on a two-hour flight over the Arctic Ocean. Our destination, Etoqo Tormit.


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[Assistant] A village some 800 kilometers away from its closest neighbors.


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[Assistant] The descent itself is breathtaking. On the shoreline of one of the fjords branches, we land on a gravel runway.


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[Assistant] It was built by an American oil firm which withdrew from the development in 1990, but the runway remains.


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[Assistant] On a peaceful and beautiful July afternoon like this, who'd imagine that anything could go wrong?


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[Assistant] The colorful houses of Vito Quartoremit stand out like beacons between the rocks and the ice.


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[Assistant] We're overwhelmed by the incredible beauty of the Arctic, and its vastness confounds our senses.


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[Assistant] The icebergs often as tall as skyscrapers.


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[Assistant] It's more than 40 kilometers from here to the shoreline on the other side of the fjord.


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[Assistant] 350 people live in Itokotoramit. Almost all are Inuit.


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[Assistant] Most of the work they do is directly or indirectly subsidized by the Danish government.


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[Assistant] There's a church, hospital, sports center, and a primary school here.


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[Assistant] Along with what might be the world's most spectacular soccer pitch, its artificial turf is carefully manicured between the rubble and the snow.


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[Assistant] At the small weather station, they're releasing a weather balloon, like they do every day at 11 each morning and night, at the same time as hundreds of weather stations around the world.


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[Assistant] Tora Andreasen runs the station. He's lived in Itokotoramit for 46 years, but says things have changed dramatically here in recent years.


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[Assistant] Above the village there's a cemetery with a stunning view.


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[Assistant] Even if it's getting warmer here, in the summer they still dig extra graves to be able to bury those who die in winter when the ground is frozen solid.


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[Assistant] The men are loading their guns and everyone's on their feet. People drop everything to go and watch. The narwhals are here.


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[Assistant] Those who aren't in the boats, watch from the shoreline and tell the hunters which way to go.


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[Assistant] Time and again the whales submerge and the boats chase after them.


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[Assistant] The sound of large caliber weapons resonates throughout the bay.


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[Assistant] The hunters fear the smell of the corpses could attract polar bears.


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[Assistant] Outside one of the cabins, we meet Meta Barcelliasson, who's following the action with binoculars.


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[Assistant] Her husband Orga and her brother Agalu are taking part in the hunt.


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[Assistant] We ask her why people here are so crazy about narwhals.


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[Assistant] Goulash is on the menu. It's the children's favorite.


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[Assistant] Meta tells us that much has changed here in recent years.


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[Assistant] And asks if we'd like to join them on a boat trip up the fjord in the coming days.


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[Assistant] We travel almost 400 kilometers with them up the Scorsby Sound at 50 or 60 kilometers an hour, navigating our way through the ice.


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[Assistant] After four hours of a very cold and for us often nerve wracking journey, we take a break in stunning surroundings.


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[Assistant] The silence is only broken by the sound of melting glaciers.


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[Assistant] While her youngest son Brian keeps an eye out for polar bears, which can appear out of nowhere at any time, we ask Meta about the biggest changes she's observed here in recent years.


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[Assistant] So it's lucky for us, we're sitting safely in our boat.


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[Assistant] And lucky for the polar bears, this year's bag quota has already been reached.


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[Assistant] We've been traveling through this magical world of ice for two days.


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[Assistant] 8 year old Brian drives us to our camp for the night at full speed. Isn't meta worried?


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[Assistant] As often as they can, they bring their children to the fjord to teach them how to survive here in the Arctic, how to feed themselves, how to hunt and fish, how to creep up on polar bears, seals, and muskox.


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[Assistant] And how to adapt to the ever-changing world around them.


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[Assistant] The next morning we need to move fast. A strong wind is coming up and that could prove dangerous. So we need to leave.


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[Assistant] We still have a 350 kilometer return trip ahead of us.


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[Assistant] And then we find ourselves stranded in the Arctic. Meta's brother Agalu has gone on ahead.


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[Assistant] Crossing the ice flows on foot, looking for a passage through the ice.


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[Assistant] Our biggest worry now is that something could happen to the boats. They risk being destroyed by drift ice. And without the boats, there's no way to get back. We have to turn around.


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[Assistant] In an ice-free bay, we meet some hunters who are also stuck.


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[Assistant] We launch our drone to get a better overview of the situation.


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[Assistant] It really doesn't look good. There's thick pack eyes all the way to the horizon. We're not going to get out of here so quickly.


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[Assistant] We set up camp and post guards to watch out for polar bears. The hunters share their food with us.


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[Assistant] Meta cuts the narwhal skin and blubber into small strips to make them easier to chew.


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[Assistant] After being stuck here for two days, things suddenly move very quickly. The family has made a decision.


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[Assistant] The three of us, the children and one hunter in one boat.


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[Assistant] Mehta and Orga want the children to get back to the village.


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[Assistant] It's growing too cold out here and the polar bears pose an ever-present danger.


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[Assistant] They plan to follow us as soon as there's a clear path through the ice. Their boat is too big to haul over the ice.


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[Assistant] Anyone who falls into the water here is unlikely to survive.


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[Assistant] It's hard for us to judge exactly how thick the ice really is.


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[Assistant] We drag our boat over the pack ice. All the time we're afraid that the ice could crack or that someone could slip into the icy water.


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[Assistant] We make our way from ice flow to ice flow, taking advantage of every little ice-free passage to use the boat.


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[Assistant] We drag, push and pull, getting in and out of the boat for hours on end.


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[Assistant] This isn't normal for the middle of July. The new weather patterns are making life difficult for the Inuit


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[Assistant] The knowledge they've acquired over many generations, which helps them predict weather conditions, is becoming unreliable.


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[Assistant] Late that evening, after hours crossing the ice, we're finally in the clear.


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[Assistant] A helicopter arrives to pick us up. Eric, the local policeman, has come to say goodbye and make sure we're okay.


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[Assistant] The narwhals are back in the bay, and after two nights on the ice, Meta has also made it home.


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[Assistant] We leave Itokotorimit deeply moved by its people and its natural beauty.


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[Assistant] The path to the landing strip is still blocked by ice.


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[Assistant] This is Yellowknife Canada at the military section of its airport.


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[Assistant] We're traveling with the 2nd Battalion of Quebec's Royal 22nd Regiment.


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[Assistant] A unit which supports Canada's Joint Task Force North.


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[Assistant] It's been a long trip from Ito Kotorimit.


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[Assistant] Almost 8,000 kilometers with stops in Quebec and Yellowknife before we reach Cambridge Bay in the Canadian Arctic.


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[Assistant] We're taking part in Operation Nanook Nanakput, its mission to patrol the Northwest Passage, Canadian territory that could hardly be more isolated.


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[Assistant] The two Griffin military helicopters fly low, taking advantage of the element of surprise.


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[Assistant] He never imagined that two military helicopters would suddenly appear in the middle of the night. This amuses the pilots.


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[Assistant] The freighter was properly registered, but the message is clear.


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[Assistant] Anyone traveling through the Northwest Passage should expect to face questions.


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[Assistant] Reconnaissance patrols are to be transferred to observation posts in the Northwest Passage.


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[Assistant] The base of their operations is known as Cam Main. Located at Cambridge Bay, it's part of the joint Canadian-American North Warning System. Roughly 2,000 people live in Cambridge Bay.


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[Assistant] It's a kind of rough and tumble Arctic frontier town in the middle of nowhere.


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[Assistant] That's kept alive with generous support from the Canadian government.


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[Assistant] Most of the people here live from hunting and fishing and government subsidies.


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[Assistant] Fishing for Arctic Char is one of the few good paying jobs here.


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[Assistant] People can earn around four thousand euros for two weeks work.


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[Assistant] But the fishing grounds are spread all over the Northwest Passage and are often only reachable by float planes.


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[Assistant] We ask if they've encountered vessels in the Northwest Passage that have no business being there.


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[Assistant] At an observation post, we meet the commander of Joint Task Force North, Brigadier General Patrick Carpentier.


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[Assistant] He's inspecting his troops who are conducting surveillance in this isolated region.


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[Assistant] He explains how hard it is to maintain a presence throughout Canada's north.


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[Assistant] The Canadian Armed Forces only have around 400 soldiers permanently stationed here in the north.


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[Assistant] So they couldn't do without the help of the Arctic Rangers and the local population.


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[Assistant] Along with two Arctic Rangers and a reconnaissance patrol, we're being transferred to an outpost on a small, uninhabited island.


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[Assistant] We're told to be honest because lots of people start to feel queasy when the helicopter picks up speed. They fly low and fast.


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[Assistant] For more than an hour, we travel over rocky terrain, as well as countless lakes.


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[Assistant] Sometimes it feels like we could reach out and touch the ground.


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[Assistant] We have to disembark quickly. The pilots need to return to base.


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[Assistant] A couple of tents on a small island in the middle of the Arctic. There are no trees or bushes for protection.


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[Assistant] We're fully exposed to the wind and weather, which often changes from one minute to the next. Night has fallen.


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[Assistant] On slightly higher ground, the first guards have taken up position.


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[Assistant] Using infrared devices and powerful binoculars, they search for hot spots on the icy waters. These can even be detected from great distances away.


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[Assistant] The next morning this reconnaissance patrol is searching the horizon. They've just spotted a foreign invader.


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[Assistant] Amy and Alan load their guns. The Canadian Arctic is Inuit territory. The soldiers are guests here and unarmed. They don't want to be viewed as an occupying force, so they leave it up to the Rangers to defend them.


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[Assistant] Suddenly a dense fog moves in from the sea.


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[Assistant] Now it's wet and cold, around 3 degrees celsius.


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[Assistant] Alan says it could take a week for the fog to lift. It looks like we're once again trapped in the Arctic, this time on a small island with a grizzly bear.


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[Assistant] A few days later, the skies have cleared and the helicopters can fly. The brigadier general comes for an inspection. He and his staff have one burning question.


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[Assistant] But of course it's not bears that pose the biggest challenge here. They're merely a tactical problem.


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[Assistant] The Arctic boasts a wealth of natural resources. Diamonds, copper, iron, oil, gas, and fish.


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[Assistant] And now the ice is melting faster and the ground is thawing. It's getting easier to extract these treasures.


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[Assistant] They're in great demand, and only those who maintain a presence here can protect their interests.


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[Assistant] It's a huge undertaking in Canada, the second largest country on earth.


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[Assistant] And a herculean task up here in the far north, at the end of the world.


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[Assistant] We continue our journey traveling almost 2,000 kilometers westward to Fairbanks, Alaska.


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[Assistant] And from there, another 800 kilometers to Dead Horse, by the Beaufort Sea.


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[Assistant] It's now early October, and we're on the Dalton Highway. Much of it is just a mix of mud and gravel.


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[Assistant] It's been called one of the world's most dangerous roads.


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[Assistant] Crossing the Yukon River, we head northwards in the Arctic, following the route of the Trans-Alaska Pipeline, and crossing the mighty Brooks Range.


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[Assistant] A thousand kilometer long mountain range that runs right across northern Alaska.


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[Assistant] Half way along the route we hit Coldfoot, little more than a gas station in the middle of the wilderness.


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[Assistant] Until the mid 1990s, the Dalton Highway was closed to normal traffic. Anyone wanting to use it needed a special permit from the oil companies.


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[Assistant] Now truck drivers tell us they're encountering more and more tourists.


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[Assistant] Most come here in winter to see the northern lights, but they often underestimate the risks.


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[Assistant] There's been a lot of snowfall in the last few days, unusual for early October. We stop off in Wiseman, a village that boomed during the gold rush.


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[Assistant] Everywhere, you can see relics from the days when the Dalton Highway and the Trans Alaska Pipeline were being built in the Arctic. Just 14 people still live in Wiseman, where the freezers look like this, and it's only October. Here, everything is pretty rustic.


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[Assistant] In his cabin, Jack Recoff is telling a group of Chinese tourists about life in the wilderness.


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[Assistant] But Jack tells us the hunting's not as good as it used to be.


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[Assistant] Jack explains why there are practically no more moose up here in the woods.


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[Assistant] And it looks like this might be another bad year. There's already too much snow for early October. The air is too warm and too humid.


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[Assistant] The moose population doesn't have enough time to recover if deep snows occur every four or five years, as they have in the last two decades.


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[Assistant] We asked these visitors what brought them here to the far north.


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[Assistant] As they attempt to drive away, we hope they'll get to see the northern lights tonight. The conditions are favorable.


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[Assistant] Gradually becoming more and more spectacular.


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[Assistant] The next morning we continue our northward journey towards the Arctic Ocean, following the Trans-Alaska Pipeline. The road is icy.


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[Assistant] For hours, we fight our way across the Brooks Range, which separates central Alaska from the North Slope region.


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[Assistant] At the northern foot of the Brooks Range lies the Tulick Field Station.


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[Assistant] Scientists from around the world come here to research the changes in the Arctic. Jeb Timm manages the station.


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[Assistant] He says they now have mosquitoes and snakes that can survive the winter here. That's something new. There's no denying climate change is real.


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[Assistant] Jeb says it's one thing that it's getting warmer, but what'll happen as a result of this will be the really big problem.


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[Assistant] He says it hasn't gotten to that yet, but things are getting critical. He also stresses that he's no expert.


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[Assistant] He suggests we talk to Vladimir Romanovsky, one of the world's foremost permafrost researchers. Romanovsky, who advises governments and companies, says the situation's quite clear.


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[Assistant] Should this continue, it could also have serious consequences for energy supplies around the globe, as more and more of the world's oil and gas supplies come from the Arctic.


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[Assistant] The Trans Alaska Pipeline leads us out of the mountains and across the frozen Arctic tundra. A region of stunning natural beauty.


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[Assistant] Then we pull into Dead Horse. And the contrast couldn't be greater. It's one big muddy mess. And much warmer than further south.


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[Assistant] The Dalton Highway ends in Dead Horse at its only stop, the General Store. Terry Underhill is one of the few women in Dead Horse.


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[Assistant] She runs the store and, like everyone here, comes from the South.


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[Assistant] She flies into work for two weeks, then has two weeks off. That's the rhythm of life here.


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[Assistant] She tells us she's a big fan of Donald Trump, like everyone here. We ask why.


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[Assistant] But now Dead Horse has been brought back to life, and work has returned.


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[Assistant] The workers camps are fully booked. The huge containers stand on stilts.


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[Assistant] Because the land here lies just above sea level, and in summer the upper layers of permafrost keep melting more and more, gravel is spread to stabilize the ground.


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[Assistant] The question is, how long will all this hold?


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[Assistant] We board a private plane for supplies to get a better overview of the situation.


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[Assistant] The oil companies won't let us film their operations, even though we'd approached them weeks ago.


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[Assistant] Over hundreds of kilometers, huge plants come into view, built into the slowly warming permafrost.


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[Assistant] All connected by the pipeline, which runs through this swampy landscape.


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[Assistant] Even offshore, in the middle of the Arctic Ocean, there are drilling platforms.


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[Assistant] Bob, our pilot, tells us normally there'd be ice here. But he says this year, things have changed.


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[Assistant] We wonder if the instability of the ground isn't already causing problems.


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[Assistant] Oil giant BP is withdrawing from Alaska entirely.


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[Assistant] Even though more and more oil fields are being discovered and opened up for drilling.


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[Assistant] Our journey around the Arctic Circle ends here in the Alaskan oil fields. For some, they're the promise of a brighter future. For others, they're part of the problem.


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[Assistant] We've traveled thousands of kilometers through this immense isolated region.


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[Assistant] A world that's warming more quickly than any other on earth.


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[Assistant] The huge demand for raw materials and climate change are making life more unpredictable by the day. Should the permafrost and ice crust disappear, our world will be a different one and the knowledge acquired here over the generations is already losing its significance here in the Arctic.


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[Assistant] So, I was in Minnesota and I was sitting on the couch about to go to Greece with two of my homies from high school.


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[Assistant] And Bjorn Sorensen and Tomás Giorgio, and we're all just chilling. During the commercials, they'd whip out the kendamas and start playing with them. And I was looking at them like, that's the stupidest fucking thing ever.


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[Assistant] Yeah, like what are you doing wasting your time playing with this stupid little toy? And then after, you know, an hour of chilling there, I'm looking over like, dude, I want to play with a thing. You know what I mean? I'm just like sitting here and they're actually like doing something. So I went and bought one because I was going on a trip with them.


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[Assistant] And that was, like, after that, a problem with me every day. Like, I wake up and put it around my neck. Facts. Like, if I leave the house without it, I like get nervous. You go home. Yea, I get nervous or I'm just like...


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[Assistant] And then I realized it. Yeah, so I've been playing for like a year and a half now. And through those dudes, like Bjorn shot videos for Sweets and Damas.


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[Assistant] And then Cooper kinda took over, took over that role when he moved out from Washington. That's when I met him. And yeaah, I just like met all the dudes. They like, I went into the shop one day and bought a condom for my mom. And...


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[Assistant] They were there and I was wearing some coat and they had made like a Konama holster that had the same pattern as my coat was. Okay. Cause I'm like Japanese designer and then they like offered me to like do some modeling thing for their new line.


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[Assistant] Then like it was, I think it was that night when just like hung out with him for like 3-4 hours in the studio and fucking...


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[Assistant] Yeah, modeled, played Gondama, talked about this shit, and then we just now have a signature with the company.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, it's just like BMX man, like if you see someone anywhere in the world playing a kendama, you're just like, yo, like, just like BMX, you go to the skatepark, you don't even need to speak the same language with them, and you're gonna pull up, ride with them, laugh with them, about nothing, you know, it's the same thing with a kendama, it's just a small community of like devoted people who


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[Assistant] Swedes, yeah. Swedes, fuckin'. He brought it over in a big way for sure.


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[Assistant] That's like when I show people, like, remember? I got you into it one day, told you I'd do this spike, and you were like, oh, I got it, and you got like super close, and then I see you 15 minutes later, like,


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[Assistant] That's not a kickflip dude, that's a trayflip fact. No, no. I think that's a kickflip. Yeah, no, cause there's two things dude that are spinning. It's like a trayflip. No, but a trayflip's all about the spin.


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[Assistant] Yeah, she's so fun. Like dude, the video's making me clown, but she's actually brilliant. And I've like, I've been following her for like months and I've seen her just grow. Like dude, she's definitely, she's sponsored down shit. You follow a nine year old girl on Instagram? Yeah. She's seriously a fire account. She knows what she's doing. Don't fucking get down. Keep it professional.


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[Assistant] Dude, I did like one one day. No, I did like three one day when I was like 19. I haven't done one since.


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[Assistant] No, over a hip. Oh, okay. With Maloof, but that was it. I've never done one since. You're fucked up, it's dangerous. No desire. Yeah. Dude, they hurt your ankles. You do them every time you do them, you just hurt yourself. Cause you stop it with your whole- Yeah, you just whack, you whack your feet, roll your ankles, fucking people who-


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[Assistant] Uh, jumping, jumping, double jumping, double jumping stick, but even the jumping stick took me a long time to get, like a solid three weeks. I remember I was like, I'm going to land at this day and I get close and then just wouldn't get it like hours of jamming. Right.


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[Assistant] I guess I get so nervous at that shit. So I was just like, this is the only way I can like stay focused and just like play and have fun. I didn't even think about it. And then they're like, all right, now you're riding. I went and rode and fucking didn't get nervous at all. Rode and fucking.


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[Assistant] Dude, he, he dances on stage. In Japan, he's like, yo, he's like, I'm just gonna go out there. There's like a huge stage. Cause we like, it was like a BMX kendama skate contest in this crazy venue and fucking, he went out there and he's like, I'm just gonna mob around the whole stage. And he used like,


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[Assistant] 30, 30 by 30 feet and ran around the whole bitch like he'd throw the kendama 20 feet in the air and grab it and like roll into another track and like bend all the way to the floor where he's like literally like sitting on the ground and you're just looking at him like what the fuck. Yeaah. And it's like all to balance it and do it and like


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[Assistant] And then they're shitty quality, like a lot of these companies that start up real quick and they're shit quality. So like, it'll be like different weight difference between the Ken and the Dama and fucking place like shit. So it's hard to do shit. It doesn't feel good in your hand. And then they buy that and they're like, fuck this thing. This is whack.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but he like, he's like doing, they have like a, uh, creative studio up there where they do screen printing and fucking run like a little agency. Thanks, bro. Shout out for Mute.


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[Assistant] I have a discount. There you go. On the website, if you go to swissynovas.com and type in Reed Stark, when you check out, you get 20% off your first order. So for all the people who don't fuck with it, dude, you go type that shit in.


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[Assistant] And then you get, you get a little deal. That can maybe entice people. What else? I think the jam, I think the jam's gonna be sick. I definitely want to involve these dudes more in like BMX events as well. It's not gonna be the last.


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[Assistant] Yeah, once you get the flow down, like for me, if I'm just like, I'll just be jamming at like a party or something and people look and just be like, pretty soon there's like 10 people standing around me like,


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[Assistant] People who skateboard tend to like not fail that much in life, well, unless you fucking burn out, but it's because they have like determination to fucking, like everything's telling them no, like they eat shit a million times. Same thing with BMX. Persistence. And then they still keep trying and trying and trying until they get it. And that translates to everything, everything with business. Like if you fail, you're like, fuck it, I just gotta do something else.


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[Assistant] And Kadama's the same shit. Where you fucking, you're like, I'm never gonna get this. Then you're like, nah, fuck that. And then you're like, alright. And then you get motivated and do it and then that's for everything, dude.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I, I find something very interesting is the, uh, the randoms, uh, strategy on the mask and


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[Assistant] Amazing that it's just random things can still have a very good performance, even better than, uh,


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[Assistant] Yeah, that, that part is, but I'm a little bit confused. It's like, how could that, I mean, random be that best option? Is it, is it paper just pick up like, uh,


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[Assistant] For example, like run the experiment 10 times and then one of the 10


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[Assistant] For the random result, uh, get a very good result and then just show in the paper.


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[Assistant] And the rest of the nine times are, you know, just average or very bad. And, uh, yeah, that's, I'm curious and want to know.


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[Assistant] Because sometimes when we write the paper, we just want to present the best, the best side of the design, right?


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[Assistant] Yeah, uh, sorry, I, I'm just guessing because I also have this curious, I'm guessing, uh,


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[Assistant] Let me see, maybe, maybe 80% of this in the target, we can see, uh, this mask are showing this is a bird and the background, they are all dark color and those are, we can consider they are not a valid, uh, mask or patches.


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[Assistant] And that's why, uh, sometimes if, if the random selects the invalid mask,


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[Assistant] Or invalid squares, then the result will not be so good.


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[Assistant] There's always the image cannot be 100% to.


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[Assistant] I ended up in my only skirt, long, khaki colored, still casual. I put on the dark blue blouse he'd once complimented.


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[Assistant] A quick glance in the mirror told me my hair was entirely impossible, so I pulled it back into a ponytail.


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[Assistant] Okay, I bounced down the stairs. I'm decent. He was waiting at the foot of the stairs, closer than I thought, and I bounded right into him. He steadied me.


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[Assistant] Holding me a careful distance away for a few seconds before suddenly pulling me closer. Wrong again, he murmured in my ear. You are utterly indecent. No one should look so tempting. It's not fair. Tempting how? I asked. I can change. He sighed, shaking his head. You are so absurd. He pressed his cool lips delicately to my forehead and the room spun.


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[Assistant] The smell of his breath made it impossible to think. Shall I explain how you are tempting me, he said. It was clearly a rhetorical question. His fingers traced slowly down my spine, his breath coming more quickly against my skin. My hands were limp on his chest and I felt lightheaded again.


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[Assistant] He tilted his head slowly and touched his cool lips to mine for the second time, very carefully, parting them slightly. And then I collapsed. Bella? His voice was alarmed as he caught me and held me up. You made me faint, I accused him dizzily. What am I going to do with you, he groaned in exasperation.


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[Assistant] Yesterday I kiss you and you attack me. Today you pass out on me. I laughed weakly, letting his arms support me while my head spun. So much for being good at everything, he sighed. That's the problem. I was still dizzy. You're too good, far, far too good. Do you feel sick? He asked. He'd seen me like this before. No.


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[Assistant] Your family's going to think I'm insane anyway. What's the difference? He measured my expression for a moment. I'm very partial to that color with your skin, he offered unexpectedly. I flushed with pleasure and looked away. Look.


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[Assistant] I'm trying really hard not to think about what I'm about to do. So can we go already? I asked.


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[Assistant] And you're worried not because you're headed to meet a house full of vampires.


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[Assistant] But because you think those vampires won't approve of you, correct? That's right, I answered immediately, hiding my surprise at his casual use of the word. He shook his head. You're incredible.


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[Assistant] I worked to make my tread sound slow and tired as I walked up the stairs to my room.


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[Assistant] I shut the door loud enough for him to hear and then sprinted on my tiptoes to the window. I threw it open and leaned out into the night. My eyes scanned the darkness, the impenetrable shadows of the trees. Edward? I whispered, feeling completely idiotic. The quiet laughing response came from behind me. Yes? I whirled, one hand flying to my throat in surprise.


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[Assistant] He lay, smiling hugely across my bed, his hands behind his head, his feet dangling off the end, the picture of ease. I breathe, sinking unsteadily to the floor. I'm sorry.


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[Assistant] He pressed his lips together trying to hide his amusement. Just give me a minute to restart my heart.


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[Assistant] He sat up slowly so as not to startle me again.


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[Assistant] Then he leaned forward and reached out with his long arms to pick me up, gripping the tops of my arms like I was a toddler. He sat me on the bed beside him. Why don't you sit with me, he suggested, putting a cold hand on mine. How's the heart? You tell me, I'm sure you hear it better than I do. I felt his quiet laughter shake the bed. We sat there for a moment in silence, both listening to my heartbeat slow.


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[Assistant] I thought about having Edward in my room with my father in the house. Can I have a minute to be human, I asked? Certainly, he gestured with one hand that I should proceed. Stay, I said, trying to look severe. Yes ma'am, and he made a show of becoming a statue on the edge of my bed. I hopped up, grabbing my pajamas from off the floor, my bag of toiletries off the desk. I left the light off and slipped out closing the door.


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[Assistant] I banged the bathroom door loudly so Charlie wouldn't come up to bother me.


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[Assistant] Trying to be thorough and speedy, removing all traces of lasagna. But the hot water of the shower couldn't be rushed. It unknotted the muscles in my back, calmed my pulse. The familiar smell of my shampoo made me feel like I might be the same person I had been this morning. I tried not to think of Edward sitting in my room waiting.


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[Assistant] Too late to regret not packing the Victoria's Secret silk pajamas my mother got me two birthdays ago, which still had the tags on them in a drawer somewhere back home. I rubbed the towel through my hair again, and then yanked the brush through it quickly.


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[Assistant] I threw the towel in the hamper, flung my brush and toothpaste into my bag.


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[Assistant] Then I dashed down the stairs so Charlie could see that I was in my pajamas with wet hair. Night, Dad. Night, Bella. He did look startled by my appearance. Maybe that would keep him from checking on me tonight. I took the stairs two at a time trying to be quiet and flew into my room, closing the door tightly behind me.


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[Assistant] Edward hadn't moved a fraction of an inch, a carving of Adonis perched on my faded quilt. I smiled and his lips twitched, the statue coming to life. His eyes appraised me, taking in the damp hair, the tattered shirt. He raised one eyebrow. Nice, I grimaced. No, it looks good on you. Thanks, I whispered. I went back to his side, sitting cross-legged beside him. I looked at the lines in the wooden floor.


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[Assistant] What was all that for? Charlie thinks I'm sneaking out. Oh. He contemplated that. Why?


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[Assistant] It took me a minute of scattered concentration to begin. It seems to be much easier for you now to be close to me. Does it seem that way to you? He murmured, his nose gliding to the corner of my jaw.


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[Assistant] And, uh, uh, another colleague at University of Wisconsin.


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[Assistant] Oh, hello. I see you brought along your friends too.


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[Assistant] It's clear there's been a big misunderstanding, Gao. I feel I must set the record straight, so to speak.


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[Assistant] Master Wisdom's not at this park. He's not connected in any way. Grimoire Park is a state-of-the-art theme park and museum that was built to reveal the true nature of monsters with the ultimate goal of bringing happiness and prosperity to mankind.


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[Assistant] It is a separate entity from Master Wisdom, whom you are seeking. This is a most sacred place.


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[Assistant] If that's what it will take to satisfy you, then it seems I have no choice in the matter.


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[Assistant] It looks like he's facing off against Kanata Ozora, a friend of yours, no?


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[Assistant] I'll have one of my assistants take you there right away. And please, don't you and your friends come sneaking around my park again.


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[Assistant] Master Keisetsu, such trouble you've caused. If you go around body fighting without permission, it throws off Master's plans.


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[Assistant] What you speak may be true, but until then, you must obey Master's wishes.


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[Assistant] Yeah, nothing's gonna be stealing this priceless gem. Not even a Spider-Man. Is this it?


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[Assistant] Is this the day I use my superpowers for my own personal gain?


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[Assistant] Oh my god, just look at that big honkin' shiny ass gem. What the fuck? Who dumped all this shit on the ground?


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[Assistant] Just turning in my photos for the day, Mr. Jameson. Oh god, I told you to get me a photo of Spider-Man in action, not putting together IKEA furniture.


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[Assistant] The other day I did find this old camera roll on your desk. I had them processed and I gotta tell ya, I like what I see here, Peter. This is front page news. Spider-Man homosexual. Parker, how about you do yourself a favor and sign right here so I can release these photos to the public. You'd be an idiot not to. These photos are worth millions.


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[Assistant] Oh fuck. Caught in my own sticky gay web of lies.


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[Assistant] And now for my next trick, I will make this plate of hors d'oeuvres disappear.


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[Assistant] Like, you know it's fake, right? Yeah, I know magic's not real.


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[Assistant] And now, for my finale, I will read the mind of someone in the audience. Yes, I see someone now. It is a boy, a man with great power and responsibility and stuff. And what is this? Superhuman strength? Oh my god. Secret identity. This man is sitting in row K.


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[Assistant] Parker, you always submit the weirdest fucking photos. Jonah, trust me, he's a real bad guy. He's just some random guy in a Halloween costume.


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[Assistant] You already know. Shit, I feel you. Alright, that's enough you two. What do we got here?


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[Assistant] Says here I, the Green Goblin, have brutally murdered the wife of... Jonah J.


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[Assistant] Oh my god, Jonah, I'm so sorry. But hey Betty, what you trying to do tonight? Oh, you know, I'm trying to turn up. You always turn. That's right, motherfucker. Jonah, you're single now. You want to go out? No.


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[Assistant] Ah, now where is it? Ah yes, here it is. Huckleberry Finn. Oh my god, Mark Twain, so many N words with hard R's.


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[Assistant] I gotta give it to you, Mr. Glenn Gorblin. I've never seen a resume this impressive. I gotta hire you on the spot. To work at the Daily Bugle.


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[Assistant] Is a great responsibility. It is a newspaper that has always been trusted by the people, and it is for the people, and it is up to us to continue its legacy.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that sounds pretty cool. How much do I get paid? We're gonna start you off at five bucks an hour. Well, that fucking sucks. Oh, fucking curtains. What's going on? Take this. Whoa. Where'd you like doing? Paperwork.


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[Assistant] Consider yourself lucky, Spider-Man. There's not many people in this world that get to enjoy this view of me and my leotard.


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[Assistant] Yes, 911? Yes, I've tried calling three times now. Listen, I have a dead Spider-Man in my office. Can you send someone in here to clean this up?


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[Assistant] Oh, oh my head, oh. There he is officer, right there, can't miss him. Uh, see the guy dressed up as a spider?


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[Assistant] Fuck yes, that one right there. Why is there a bunch of sand in my mask? That's it for you, Spider-Man. You're going to jail. Not today, Jonah. Sorry, but I gotta get going. By the way, you should give Peter Parker a raise.


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[Assistant] Oh my god, his web got caught on a truck! Hurry, go get him! Yeah, how the hell am I supposed to rappel down the building, huh? Shoot a web out of my ass?


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[Assistant] Dude, I'm so sick of these prisoners breaking out. Can you take away their gadgets so they actually stay in prison? You're right, Spider-Man. I see the error of my ways. It was truly foolish of me not to remove the gadgets and gizmos from our inmates. Ah, Jesus. Fucking nuts. I hate untangling shit.


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[Assistant] I can feel a storm coming. All I need is one good zap.


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[Assistant] Finally, now's my chance to get a full charge. Come on, you motherfucker, just give me one good jolt, that's all I need. Hey! Huh? Whatcha doin'?


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[Assistant] Oh, god damn it, he rhymed again. Fuck, got away. Wow, not gonna lie, that was pretty fucking dope. Shut up.


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[Assistant] You can't web me, I'm too on. Oh fuck, he's rhyming. One blast from me will set you straight, after this I'm going to masturbate.


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[Assistant] It's gonna get nasty. Not sure if you're man enough though. I can take it. Give me all you've got. Alright, listen up.


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[Assistant] I'll still say over. Now let me present some evidence to the jury here. Steve, let's take 20.


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[Assistant] Overall, the Browns are 17 and 21 in their franchise history in the class. They only have one win since 1995. And I was curious, I just wanted to see how far back did we have to go.


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[Assistant] All time. And then I did some more research. This is a team that was dynastic once.


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[Assistant] Let's cut back. I had to go back to 1987 to find four playoff wins for the Cleveland Browns. Steve, go back. No, you were on it. You were on it. Yep. The next one.


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[Assistant] I had to go back, we set the line at three and a half for the next five years. We have to go back to 1987 to find that same number. Which was 35 years ago.


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[Assistant] As always, if you're looking for a job with career advancement and great benefits, PCC Airfoils is a leading manufacturer in Northeast Ohio. They get it done. All locations of PCC Airfoils in Eastlake, Mentor, Wycliffe, and Minerva are hiring for all positions starting at $18 an hour. Plus get a full benefit package, paid time off, and a signing bonus apply online at


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[Assistant] Precast.com slash careers to learn more.


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[Assistant] So we asked the internet the same question. How many playoff games will Deshaun Watson win?


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[Assistant] In his career with the Browns, I should have clarified that this was for this contract. Hand up, my bad guy. But the answers are still appropriate. Steve, let's cut to the first one here. Wow!


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[Assistant] The bet, yea Steve, you are slacking, and I don't think so far we haven't, W always tells us, but it is worth mentioning that although the Browns are 17 and 21 all time in the playoffs, the Bengals, 8 and 15 all time in the playoffs, the Lions, 7 and 13, so it could be worse.


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[Assistant] Did you catch me? Is that why your hands are so slippery when you golf?


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[Assistant] It is time for The Ultimate Five, which as always is brought to us by Roundstone Insurance. The Ultimate Five is sponsored by the one and only Roundstone Insurance, which offers a better alternative for affordable and quality healthcare. For more than a decade, Roundstone Insurance has been saving small and mid-sized businesses money, an average of up to 20%. Yea, 20%.


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[Assistant] Contact us today to learn how you can get great healthcare benefits that your employees will love and save money to and today's ultimate five in honor of tomorrow's NBA draft.


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[Assistant] Is the worst 5 draft picks since the year 2000.


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[Assistant] He's played in two overseas teams, one in Turkey, one in Israel. Can you guess how many points per game he averaged in Turkey?


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[Assistant] 1.2. Can you guess how many points per game he averaged in Israel? Below 1. Eh, 6.


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[Assistant] Ball went, uh, Jay went one and two, excuse me, G went two and one.


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[Assistant] Tyvis, because you're on once a week. If you wanna go, you can go. You're on, bro. We will, uh, punt and say goodbye. Yeah, I mean.


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[Assistant] And we have Chris Manning from Lockdown Claves. G. Bush, you got your hand raised.


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[Assistant] Oh really? Real life. Real life. And also, I'm holding you guys accountable. You four, Tyvis, you two, I have an idea. I have to pitch Jason that I forgot to pitch the last two times he was on and hand up that's on me. Now it's on you guys and the viewers to remind you to remind me to pitch Jason my idea tomorrow.


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[Assistant] Yeah, here's the thing. Like, I really, really, really love Justin Timberlake. Right? But that wasn't like my favorite performance ever. I think maybe because I was confused by the outfits.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and then he played the Prince thing. And now, now here's the thing. This is where I feel like people were pre-angry at Justin Timberlake for what they thought he was gonna do, because people said he was gonna put up a Prince hologram.


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[Assistant] And then it wasn't a prince hologram. It was, I mean that's a prince tribute, him, like, like, projected onto something. That's a normal, they turned the city blue, I thought, I'm in purple, I think that was beautiful. You know, people were already pre-angry, they're like, don't make prince


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[Assistant] And if we need like a more substantial thing going on, I'll just turn to here.


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[Assistant] Nick's Pacific Street Saloon, restaurant and entertainment palace. Come in and be yourself. Nick.


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[Assistant] All kinds of people come to him looking for work. Comedians, singers, dancers.


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[Assistant] When she told me she was going to be married, I didn't feel so badly about the first two. Was that...


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[Assistant] So uhm, heck, fight number six, will you?


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[Assistant] Hackensack, New Jersey. They don't herd cattle in Hackensack.


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[Assistant] Well that means you'll have to get a job. What can you do?


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[Assistant] How do you feel? Fine. You look fine too.


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[Assistant] Can't. You don't know how I've been suffering on account of Elsie.


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[Assistant] Oh, you know me. You know me. I recognize you.


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[Assistant] Can you trust me to such flatterers? Does my vain spirit ever tell me I am wrong?


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[Assistant] Perfectly proper. Indeed, I consider it to be your duty.


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[Assistant] Oh, my dearest Harriet, what can I say? Miss Woodhouse, I'm going to burn it. Now. Harriet, are you sure? Yes. I wish you to see how rational I have become.


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[Assistant] Your resolution never to marry is because the person in question is too high above you in station. Is that not so?


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[Assistant] But I do advise you not to give way to your feelings too much, because I cannot by any means assure you of their being returned. I give you this caution now, Harriet.


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[Assistant] There, I'm told I don't talk a little upon occasion. Is that not so, Miss Woodhouse? But I'm sure when a thing is in, in strict confidence. Why, what's the matter, Jane, dear?


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[Assistant] I tell you nightly, at this rate, the season will have worn quite a way before we've done anything. Well, by this time last year at Maple Grove, we've been on... Oh, I don't know how many trips.


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[Assistant] I may say nightly, I'm very sensible of your particular kindness in this whole matter. You've gone out of your way to do the very thing which gives me greatest pleasure. I know that, and I shall not quickly forget it.


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[Assistant] One of the things I've always been interested in my life about, ever since you murdered my mother, is the collateral damage of violence.


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[Assistant] I've always wanted to do something positive with this tragedy.


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[Assistant] And to reconnect with them because my family had been so fractured by this violence. But I think the first step was my quest to heal myself.


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[Assistant] If I could go back and change it, I probably would. I would be something cool, like dark rain. But as it is, I'm, I'm wife and uh, and I identify with it. I wouldn't say that I found myself in Smash, but I found a second self in Smash.


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[Assistant] I think that Azen may be one of those and I don't know about Azen's real world personality. I can't say that for sure, but I can say that his personality in the Smash world is very cool and I did get to know that Azen.


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[Assistant] There, there's a counterpart to my wife. Yea, husband, of course.


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[Assistant] And no word can better describe Azen than unassuming. He is loathe to accept his greatness. For all the games that he's good at besides just melee, where he holds these world records in a game that he just picked up just because whatever, because he's Azen. Not only is he just mellow and kind of goes with the flow, you know, because he doesn't really want to put up a fight, I think he really wants to do everything you say.


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[Assistant] You know, it's like, hey Azen, do you wanna play Smash for 12 hours in a row and not eat? I do. But it's not just about the game. Hey Azen, let's take a road trip to Michigan. Azen, let's put on show tunes. We're gonna sing Little Mermaid. And we did sing Little Mermaid. And all those 12, 14 hour trips to the Midwest. He's great company and a great guy.


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[Assistant] You talk too much. This matter doesn't concern you, understand?


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[Assistant] I just needed to, well, break loose somehow.


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[Assistant] You got lots to learn, kid. If you had just put me in play, you'd have saved yourself from all that grief.


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[Assistant] That was as Isaiah, as anything Isaiah's ever done.


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[Assistant] Wait, did the someone you saw have a lot of legs? Uh, I'm not really sure.


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[Assistant] Together they can appear three hundred times bigger than an elephant! Hello! Who would mess with something that size?


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[Assistant] As I tried to rearrange my schedule, in a pointless attempt to avoid you, you were there. In that close, warm little room. The scent was maddening. I so very nearly took you then. There was only one other frail human there, so easily dealt with.


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[Assistant] At how close I'd come to being inadvertently responsible for her death. But I resisted. I don't know how. I forced myself not to wait for you, not to follow you from the school. It was easier outside when I couldn't smell you anymore to think clearly, to make the right decision. I left the others near home. I was too ashamed to tell them how weak I was. They only knew something was very wrong.


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[Assistant] And then I went straight to Carlisle at the hospital to tell him I was leaving. I stared in surprise. I traded cars with him. He had a full tank of gas and I didn't want to stop. I didn't dare to go home to face Esme. She wouldn't have let me go without a scene. She would have tried to convince me that it wasn't necessary. By the next morning I was in Alaska. He sounded ashamed as if admitting a great cowardice.


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[Assistant] I spent two days there with some old acquaintances, but I was homesick. I hated knowing I'd upset Esme and the rest of them, my adopted family. In the pure air of the mountains, it was hard to believe you were so irresistible. I convinced myself it was weak to run away. I dealt with temptation before. Not of this magnitude, not even close, but I was strong. Who were you, an insignificant little girl?


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[Assistant] He grins suddenly to chase me from the place I wanted to be. So I came back. He stared off into space. I couldn't speak. I took precautions, hunting, feeding more than usual before seeing you again.


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[Assistant] I was sure that I was strong enough to treat you like any other human. I was arrogant about it.


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[Assistant] It was unquestionably a complication that I couldn't simply read your thoughts to know what your reaction was to me.


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[Assistant] I wasn't used to having to go to such circuitous measures, listening to your words in Jessica's mind. Her mind isn't very original, and it was annoying to have to stoop to that. And then I couldn't know if you really meant what you said. It was all extremely irritating, he frowned at the memory. I wanted you to forget my behavior that first day, if possible. So I tried to talk with you like I would with any person. I was eager actually.


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[Assistant] Hoping to decipher some of your thoughts. But you were too interesting. I found myself caught up in your expressions.


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[Assistant] And every now and then you would stir the air with your hand or your hair, and the scent would stun me again.


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[Assistant] Of course, then you were nearly crushed to death in front of my eyes.