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[Assistant] Mmm. Still the best of everything, eh Michael?


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[Assistant] So, what shall it be? Canada or the Amazon? For heaven's sake, stay away from those dreadful places.


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[Assistant] We'll make the girl hop this evil coat and a sapphire watch. Oh, the girl that got those. She's just water over the dam.


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[Assistant] If you make it appear that I'm trying to deprive you of your freedom in some sort of unethical way... I told you, Judge, that you can't stop her. You see, now the Judge has got to take this into court. Don't put words into my mouth, Philip.


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[Assistant] I'm afraid I don't like your looks, madam. She doesn't like your looks either. But we didn't come to adopt you. Will you threaten me in my own house?


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[Assistant] A hundred white face helpless for one little pink face cat. Well, right now we have only three baby girls of production.


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[Assistant] Well mom, it was this way. The only woman I ever loved was a girl named Tricky. She got killed bulldogging a steer at the Pendleton Roundup. And when I went to barrier, my shovel hit a gold mine. A vein of pure ore.


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[Assistant] He booked me out of 10,000 cash besides floating 75,000 dollars worth of rubber. Yeaah, and speaking of rubber...


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[Assistant] You still got that factory 3,000 miles up the Amazon and that rayon plant in Canada? You know, I spent $10,000 trying to find those. Philip, you should be ashamed stealing money from Aunt Matilda.


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[Assistant] Philip, ten years ago I took a rap for you for that deal of yours in New Orleans. But Mario... And you ran out on me. Left me holding the dirty end of a deal that I didn't even know you made. You had Aunt Matilda right in the middle of it. But Mario, Aunt Matilda... Yes, Aunt Matilda. But I made it my business to get back here in time to stop you. But you're not going to turn me in now. I wouldn't let you.


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[Assistant] I've heard so much about you and how clever you are. I just know we're going to work beautifully together. Confidentially, I almost never do summer stock. I don't have to, you know.


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[Assistant] Ah, I don't care about that sort of stuff. Do you like to dance, Mr. Hopkins?


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[Assistant] Please, just sorta be that away. That way I can never forget.


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[Assistant] I'll be there and I'll probably do something foolish. I hate foolish wives.


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[Assistant] It hurts to find out that the people you love are not stars, but human beings made of flesh and blood. But that's the way people are. And those are the things we learn as we grow up.


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[Assistant] Less than two months away from the new James Bond movie, No Time to Die. This morning we have an exclusive interview with the award winning musicians behind the new theme song. Will Reeves sat down with them and joins us right now from London. Good morning, Will.


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[Assistant] Good morning, Lara. Billie Eilish is everywhere, dominating the Grammys and performing at the Oscars. She might be back at the Oscars next year as a nominee for this Bond theme song, No Time to Die.


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[Assistant] Right now Billy is with Phineas and the legendary Hans Zimmer here in London where I sat with them ahead of their debut performance of No Time to Die, yet another dream come true for Billie Eilish.


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[Assistant] The track written with her brother, Phineas O'Connell, with the orchestral arrangement done by legendary composer Hans Zimmer.


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[Assistant] With no time to die, Eilish becomes the youngest artist to record a track for a Bond film, joining a list of superstars including Madonna, Adele, and Sam Smith. Sam Smith and Adele each have won Oscars for their title songs for Bond. I'm happy for them. Will we be happy for you at the Oscars next year? You performed there this year.


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[Assistant] Another milestone for Billy is getting the cover of Vogue, which I would hold up for you as a prop, but I gave my copy to Billy at the end of our interview because she hadn't seen it yet. And the James Bond film No Time to Die comes out in the U.S. on April 10th.


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[Assistant] Oh, uh, you're Mr. Campbell? Yes. Flack told me that you were working for Warren Benedict. We need local help. I see.


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[Assistant] They even take out marriage license, but no get married.


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[Assistant] Mr. Benedict no want them get married. Want Rose marry Mr. Hell. What about Mrs. West? Mr. Benedict like her very much.


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[Assistant] Now I remember. Five, six weeks back, Mr. Howell called Mr. Reed the crook.


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[Assistant] Police have picked up Paulson, Mr. Campbell. He's the piano player in the nugget room. Yeaah, they're questioning him at the station. Right, right.


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[Assistant] So I didn't because it was on, we were recording, I was off Monday, I was in a lake house, um, recreating the quarry. I didn't actually realize there was a mine in the town that we were staying in. But luckily no one died. When you're in that situation, do you?


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[Assistant] No, no, well we had like a little sort of balcony thing with a grill and so that was the most we wanted, but also it was so hot.


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[Assistant] That genuinely we walked, we walked to the lake and we were there for a couple hours and we were like, Oh God, we need to get food.


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[Assistant] And we were all so miserable walking maybe 0.2 miles back up.


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[Assistant] The hill, cause it was so hot and so like, closely, just like.


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[Assistant] Scheduling for stuff got pushed, so we had to record Jeff Jeff's Bizarre Adventure yesterday morning. So I missed the direct, however.


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[Assistant] Wow, okay, that, that feels quick, like you barely even get your feet.


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[Assistant] I mean, you mentioned that like, Blizzard was always the hot shot, and now it feels like they're living this capital- capitalist, uh, capitalist, uh, life, this corporate life, and yeaah.


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[Assistant] Why do it yourself when you can pay someone to do it for you? This is what this kind of reeks of. I know that like, the internal teams of Blizzard will be busy. I mean, there has been...


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[Assistant] Blizzard games have been few and far between over the past few years, especially like new properties, like new big, big releases, and so with


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[Assistant] Diablo 4 around the corner with the impending launch of Overwatch 2 with, uhm,


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[Assistant] More World of Warcraft. This is a move that makes sense, but Jesus Christ, is it shitty? And if you were a, like, a dev on Spellbreak, or if you're a fan of Spellbreak, learning that that game is gonna shut down, and then finding out the next day that this is why?


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[Assistant] So I haven't thought about it within the context of Overwatch because the Overwatch team itself has tripled in size.


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[Assistant] And compared to the team that worked on Overwatch 1, yeaah, I think there are over 300 people or something. Uh, don't quote me on that, I do have it. I have the transcript somewhere, or it's in the interview that we did with Aaron Keller, but they staffed up internally massively for Overwatch 2.


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[Assistant] Where those devs came from within either they, if they hired externally or whether they came from another team within Blizzard, I'm not sure. But the thing is as well, I mean, if you want to get into like the,


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[Assistant] Usually where labor is cheaper as well, uh, to do various things, uhm,


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[Assistant] I'm going to shout out People Make Games amazing, uhm, video on the kind of


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[Assistant] Outsourcing life and how it can be in a very negative thing as well, uhm.


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[Assistant] So if you check out People Make Games, they did a great video about this. Uhm, but no, I don't know, I don't see it necessarily within the context of the Overwatch team.


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[Assistant] My question for you about this is like, what does this mean for the Xbox acquisition?


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[Assistant] And I mean as well, like in terms of like maximizing end of life, Overwatch 2 moving from, you know, boxed product and then everything else is free except for loot boxes, et cetera, uhm, to battle pass.


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[Assistant] And then the promise for Overwatch 2 is that there will be a new hero every two seasons. The season's gonna be nine weeks, as well as that there's gonna be...


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[Assistant] Different skins, mythic skins, there's gonna be a shop, there's gonna be the PVE is gonna get rolled into it somehow, next year. I'm...


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[Assistant] Optimistic, but that's just because maybe I've been starved for so long that at least I know I have a year's worth of content, uhm, to look forward to with that game.


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[Assistant] Realistically in his position, what's he gonna say? But at the same time, it's like...


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[Assistant] Crunch was, don't put it on me, like crunch, this was just how it was. Guys, don't worry about it, but it's like, what are you, I mean, actively, what are you doing other than saying that people can go to HR? Why aren't you saying, you know, I don't know, get that full day work week or...


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[Assistant] Go for it, Xbox. I don't know, it's a bit of a, it's a bit of a none, a none answer, really, I mean.


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[Assistant] Uhm, any report on crunch within the industry, it is hard going and it's difficult to imagine.


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[Assistant] Yes, we all have days where we kind of put a lot of ourselves into work, but then, you know, what if you get to a place where you feel like you can't leave? What if you feel like, you know, the whole, um.


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[Assistant] While still maintaining a shred of empathy for people who are just trying to live their lives and, you know, get stuff done. So it's support groups, HR, internal process.


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[Assistant] Uhm, ensuring your pipelines and your timelines are correctly, uhm, estimated for how long you're gonna need for things. Like, it's, it's working within a team. And also, there's no mention here of...


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[Assistant] Uh, Covid, which has royally fucked everything. Uhm, especially in terms of game development, like people complain, oh there's no games, whatever, it's like-


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[Assistant] I have to change everything. Everyone's been working in studios, but pretty much all the major games are made within studios where people are in the same room, using all the same tools, uhm, that they need, using, on the same network, and it's like, no, everyone's going home. So there's no mention of how that's gonna be impacting things.


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[Assistant] So you have to pay student loans, whereas it's like, no, I had to pay student loans and I want to work for my, the future generations to not have to be crippled by that kind of amount of debt. And it's like, I slept at my desk.


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[Assistant] Like, I can see the meeting where they were coming up with the name, it's like, when you're gaming!


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[Assistant] I actually already do have a, I have the Sony, the PS5 headset.


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[Assistant] I got it with my review unit cause I got the uhm, I was part of that whole process and so they sent me that and I was like,


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[Assistant] This is a good headset. Like, I really like it. It's very light. I have a long neck and a small head, so I need- I can't put too much weight up here, you know? It gets uncomfortable. However, I love-


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[Assistant] Uhm, but, that, uh, that headset makes me look like a fucking idiot.


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[Assistant] If I could get, I don't know, this, this looks good, this looks like a, uh, like a kind of normal headset? I don't know, I, I ca- Would I be in the mood to buy another one? Like-


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[Assistant] Last year's model I'm gonna pick up as I have done for years.


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[Assistant] I wish, like, I, you know, I can hear my dad sort of crying from the UK, not crying, but like, he really cares about audio, he really cares about, uhm, like, the TV and everything, and I'm just like...


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[Assistant] I can plug my games in, it's fine, I can see everything.


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[Assistant] Whereas I'm using a pair of ten dollar headphones. These are what I use for gaming if I'm playing with my friends where the right earbud doesn't even work.


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[Assistant] I really wonder about what that game is even going to be at this point. I feel like Sea of Thieves sort of came out and really stole that lunch there.


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[Assistant] And then it just went so quiet, there was a shakeup in management. Uhm, the guy I interviewed ended up getting the old boot. Uhm.


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[Assistant] And it's like, I don't, I don't know what that game is anymore, I don't remember. What the hell was, what the hell is Beyond Good and Evil 2 at this point? Are these, I'm amazed that we're getting this resurgence of Skull and Bones. I feel like with everything, with all the leaks and stuff, yeaah, it's probably gonna be this year.


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[Assistant] Depending on how exciting, how exciting everything is, but also at the same time it's like, this is, this is a little segue in my head, but like.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Oh, RIP Winamp. Actually no, Winamp's probably gonna outlive us all.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I'm actually stoked, like, Persona 4 is, uh, one of my favorite games of all time, Persona 5, uh, especially the Royal version as well, just an absolutely fantastic game. Being able to play that on the go, I'm just, I'm just happy for Switch owners because they are some of the best RPGs ever made.


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[Assistant] No, but I saw Per Schneider from IGN, like, doing a big old tweet thread about it, uhm, when they announced it a few months ago, so it's piqued my interest. But honestly, like, I feel, I feel, I'm terrible, my Switch has not been turned on for a number of months.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I know, I'm a bad gamer. Uhm, but it's mostly because I've been trying to finish Elden Ring. But I, no, I'm interested. I need to, I need to dip back into it and see what stuff I've missed. I've been really wanting to play Three Houses again.


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[Assistant] As someone who replays Mass Effect and just romances Garrus every time, I am a creature of habit. But no, I do want to do the Eagles route, so I might do that.


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[Assistant] Oh, please, like, I need, I need them to dig deep and just get the most ridiculous Nintendo tie they possibly can.


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[Assistant] I've put many an hour into Stardew, um, similar with Animal Crossing, but it's not a thing that can hold my attention the whole time. However, Bear and Breakfast is out this month, next month.


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[Assistant] There's also like a massive sale on The Sims at the moment and I do have like the little, um, the pack, uh, the cottage living and the seasons packs where you can grow stuff. So maybe I'll just go back to The Sims.


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[Assistant] I think so. I mean, the main thing that I have with Netflix is that it has a real discovery issue. Uhm.


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[Assistant] Both in terms of its, uh, well, former editorial.


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[Assistant] Division like Netflix just but in terms of like the absolute just so much content that Netflix has.


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[Assistant] And like, not everything is treated the same, like, so much stuff launches on Netflix, and uhm, you miss a lot of it unless it's got like a massive amount of promotion, like something like the Umbrella Academy.


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[Assistant] And so my concern about gaming for Netflix is I don't understand where that sits within the Netflix ecosystem. I don't understand how they're gonna promote it and even get the attention on it that it kind of needs and deserves to grow as a business. Uhm.


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[Assistant] So that's, that's kind of my thing. I was, that's the thing, like I've had a Netflix subscription for over te-


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[Assistant] Ten years. I have had a Netflix subscription since, uhm, House of Cards came out.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so Jeff Jeff's Bizarre Adventure is going up today. I'm so sorry in advance because I looked up some- I looked up some rule 34 on-


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[Assistant] I mean, at least it's an audio podcast, it's fine. It had to happen eventually though. Yeaah, did not share the links. Uhm, but, no, it's all about episodes 5 and 6 I believe of One Punch Man Season 1. Uhm.


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[Assistant] There is going to be a little clip going out. I didn't know you were a deviant. Yes you did Mike, you did.


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[Assistant] There's a good reason for why we did it, but anyway, uh, so that's going up today. This should be Arcade Pit.


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[Assistant] They're the enemy. I hate everything about those kids. We got our first win of the year against them, so we hope you did. Alright, that happens this weekend. Welcome to the Ultimate Cleveland Sports Show. I'm Jay Crawford. Later in the show, in a Judge Jay segment, we're going to show you something that the commissioner of the NFL did that may make you throw up in your mouth just a little bit. I know I did. Great tease.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's good, that's good. And I look a little like him, right? Uh, and I'm gonna tell you why the Cavs changing their logo and getting everybody excited is just another billionaire money grab.


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[Assistant] I didn't even know they changed that, you know what I'm saying? Ten o'clock this morning. It was underwhelming. We're gonna show you what the new logo is and we'll talk about it. That's coming up in just a little bit. First, we feel compelled to talk about breaking news, big news in the Cleveland market when we get it.


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[Assistant] But when this story crossed yesterday, we kind of all discussed it. We were all like, nah, I don't know what we do with it.


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[Assistant] Yesterday on the program, for the first 20 minutes, we discussed the 23rd accuser. Right. Against Deshaun Watson. And then shortly after we ended our show yesterday,


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[Assistant] Sure, I've seen it. They don't have names, they're just numbers. Yes. That's what this has become. It shouldn't be that, but, uh.


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[Assistant] I hope I'm not misremembering this, but it seems to me that Jason asked him, uh, Jason Lloyd of The Athletic, who's doing part of the interview, asked him, are there more coming? And I thought at the time, Busby said,


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[Assistant] And now he's taking them on. I just, I feel like it's a Hail Mary move almost. We don't know that these are women that have not been credible. They could be new women. No, but we do know that he had previously spoken to the 23rd. The 24th we know nothing about. But as we're learning more and more about this 23rd accuser,


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[Assistant] They had been in contact with one another, Busby and the woman. Why wasn't she included? She said it's because she wasn't sure she wanted to sue until she


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[Assistant] I'll ask you this in a second. The Johnny Depp decision was yesterday on the defamation.


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[Assistant] No, but here's where I'm fascinated to see if you guys think that we've hit some overcorrection in society. With the MeToo movement, it was all women must be believed.


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[Assistant] But yesterday, I think, you know, Stephanie Haney, our legal analyst, and I talked yesterday about this, she was as stunned as I was that the verdict went towards Johnny Depp. Now, she also got a $2 million settlement, uh, or an award for, because his lawyers had defamed her.


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[Assistant] I was surprised that this is really one of the most public cases in which a woman has come forward and told what she considers to be her story.


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[Assistant] And a jury looked at it, you know, to prove defamation against a public person is next to impossible. It is such a high bar to clear. That's why you rarely see celebrities sue for defamation. Because the standard is so high.


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[Assistant] He won, and he won decisively, and I'm just, I'm wondering if anybody in the legal community is looking at this saying, Amber clearly did not hold up.


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[Assistant] I mean, it was, for those that were watching even casually, it was clear she had a lot of holes in her story and a lot of problems.


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[Assistant] That I think is an example of what can't, how, how a case like that can go sideways in a hurry. Yeah. If you're not buttoned up on your story and she had so many holes, his lawyers poked holes everywhere and the jury saw them and the jury at the end of the day gave what I found to be an astonishing


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[Assistant] I'll be honest, I didn't pay, I knew what was going on, but I wasn't really paying attention because I didn't care about that case at all. You're better for that, by the way. Thank you. But what I will say is, I think we want to all be careful in like, well now everything's gone too far, so now we gotta fight for the men again. You know, there's a lot


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[Assistant] I mean, the list of non-famous cases where women have been beaten, women have been bad things, and nothing came of it because whatever reason or another because the system always screws them over.


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[Assistant] Is the case. There's always going to be shady people on both sides. There's always going to be, you know, uh, most of the time, I think when women make an accusation, they're probably telling the truth. These celebrity cases are different examples.


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[Assistant] Most of these cases are not celebrity cases in the real world. I think maybe in these big famous cases with Deshaun Watson, Johnny Depp.


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[Assistant] That'd be very interesting. We probably won't hear much about new accusers. The bottom line is the only facts we know is this is a civil case. He's been proven guilty of nothing. They couldn't get an indictment on him.


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[Assistant] None of us have any clue whether any of this is true or not, besides him and the women, and that's it. So nothing in the end to me has changed in the last couple of days. I don't think it has either, but I think


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[Assistant] The one thing we all agree on is Busby's really putting the pressure on for a settlement. Yes. And I think that kinda looks like he's, when you put two of your accusers on a TV show, to me that looks like a Hail Mary.


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[Assistant] It does. He does seem like he's getting desperate. And now the slow news drip on 23, 24. To your point, where does that end? Right. I think he's angling more for a settlement.


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[Assistant] Then Harden and Watson are, and I also think Watson is dug in. He doesn't believe he's done anything wrong and he's not ready to write a check that he doesn't feel he needs to write. And he still ain't spoke yet.


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[Assistant] Alright, now on this note, there were players that spoke yesterday at OTAs. Miles Garrett was asked specifically about, and I thought his answer was brilliant, let's play it so you can hear it, but here's Miles Garrett talking about Deshaun Watson's character and as a player and everything else.


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[Assistant] My reaction to that is leave it to the smartest guy on the team to say one of the smartest things I've heard so far when asked about this. I thought he kind of put the questioner in his place when he said, I don't know what happened, do you know what happened? Slip up was not the best word, but everything else was good. I agree with that.


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[Assistant] Like the folks, like the folks that may be mad don't want him here or think...


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[Assistant] Like what would they want us to do? If we're saying we want him to play right now based on the information we have at this moment in time, what would the fans that are mad about that, what would they like us to do? What could we do? They want us to judge him on what we're hearing. And what Miles said was, I'm not paying any attention to what we're hearing.


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[Assistant] Gee Bush, what would have been different if that were today is the player probably wouldn't have gone because he would know that he would be...


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[Assistant] It was easier to cover that stuff up then there was a better relationship between the beat reporters and the players then they had a friend they wouldn't throw them under the bus.


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[Assistant] There was a story that the media car, it was a night trip and they were going from city to city. Babe Ruth runs through the media car.


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[Assistant] Yeah, cause he's Jordan, right? He's Jordan. He just would have rented the casino out, closed it down, taken everybody that works there's phone, and then come in.


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[Assistant] I really believe that last year we saw him turn a corner. He was already great. I think we're ready to watch him become this sort of Aaron Donald take over big spots. We know he can take over a game, but big spots.


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[Assistant] When you need that sack, I think he's ready to become that guy. Kevin Stefanski asked about Miles Garrett after yesterday's workout. Stevie, roll this, listen to this and we'll talk about it on the back side.


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[Assistant] You know what I like though, the message in there to me that's my takeaway was, here's a superstar, bona fide superstar, pro bowl player, one of the best in his positions, and he's still talking about getting better.


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[Assistant] He did, there's no doubt. And listen, Aaron Donald is in a class by himself. But to be fair to Miles Garrett.


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[Assistant] And that includes Donald because of age. And he's longer. Donald's 31 years old. Everybody thinks he's so much older because he's talking about retiring. Miles Garrett is what, 25? Yeaah. But I mean at 31, let's face it, you can still, he was the most impactful player on the field. But I'd rather have 6 more years of Miles Garrett.


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[Assistant] He is the most physically gifted defensive lineman in the, I think maybe in the history of football. And, but. He looks better than anybody he's ever seen.


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[Assistant] It kinda gives people an opportunity to kinda downgrade them. Maybe he's not working hard enough. I don't buy any of that.


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[Assistant] Highest pass rush win rate as an edge rusher. This propaganda that T.J. Watt is better than Garrett because he had a few more sacks is nonsense. Sacks apart luck. Watt seems to impact games more than Garrett does. You know what, we're not watching Watt every game. No, but I watch a lot of Steelers football. I think everybody here does.


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[Assistant] In the past, the one thing that I haven't liked, I hate even saying this because I love Myles Garrett. I mean, I really do. We're picking fall at a Mercedes-Benz here. Yeah. But the one thing that I haven't loved about him in the past is that he has talked a lot about individual accomplishments. I want to be the defensive MVP. I want to lead the league in sacks. I just think that


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[Assistant] Not that he's not a teen first guy, but I do think he, there is a bit of, he's a stat accumulator. He's young too. And you see that he gets a lot of sacks late in games that are already decided. I just feel like, and I think this is Joe's motivation.


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[Assistant] If, if I can get the Miles Garrett that jumps off the tape on the highlight reel, if I can get more of that,


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[Assistant] In my view, I'd rather hear him say, I'm not worried about individual numbers or accomplishments. If I play great, our team's gonna have great things happen to me. I'm not gonna kill him for honesty. Every player wants to lead the league. I don't want to kill him for that. I just wish that he would talk more about team achievement and less about individual achievement.


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[Assistant] Is that on how much, how often Miles Garrett is double teamed?


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[Assistant] Good luck if you can find that. Cause there are a lot of times where you actually, you're not even sure. I mean, you know, playing that position with the protect package that's in and guys are sliding, but maybe they're half blocking Miles. So he's got a responsibility to help with Miles, but he's also got responsibilities.


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[Assistant] But when it comes to Myles Garrett, I feel like it's the opposite. Oh yeah, they were way too many. Yeah, Baker Mayfield, you're right. Way too many. That's 100% true.


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[Assistant] Wins a playoff game. Beats the Steelers in a must-win situation to get to the playoff game. Is within a pylon bad call on a 4th down conversion of going to the AFC Championship game. And we were too easy on them.


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[Assistant] He's got nothing around him. I think you're always gonna find factions, you're gonna find people, but I think if you took the temperature of the Browns fan base, they are not hating collectively on Miles Gere. No, no, I'm not saying they're collecting. And they're not even overly hard on him. What they are on him is, to Mike's third grade teacher point,


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[Assistant] And you only say this of someone who's already great, but you expect them to be the greatest.


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[Assistant] I think the guy is an average quarterback, but whatever, you agree he's average, she's average.


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[Assistant] Okay, true. But listen, last year, were there not rumors for months and months that the Dolphins were going to trade for Watson, right?


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[Assistant] There were. Okay, did we hear two a whine about it ever? One, one time.


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[Assistant] You know, it's splitting hairs between the two.


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[Assistant] Somewhat by surprise, were you expecting that? And, and do you know what's going on there? I know that he lost his brother and it's, it's kind of, he just recently graduated from Notre Dame. He finished his degree, but, um, what impact will that have on the Steelers on the field? And was it a complete surprise to you?


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[Assistant] We know what you were saying. No, you know what though, she makes a great point because it's not just this instance. We've all seen it before. Sometimes fans view these players as objects and it's, it's, it's kind of a gut punch. I know you're right. Not sometimes. It's gross.


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[Assistant] Real heady life issues. People are bad. And uhm, sometimes I think all fans would do well just to remember sometimes that these people that you're bullying and saying things about. If I can bring that up.


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[Assistant] You're 100% right, if booing is stupid, but fans can do it. It's when they cross the line to, you know, call the guys stealing money. When you threaten somebody's life, talk about their family and personal stuff. Booing is fine. I mean, I think booing, I agree with you. I think booing is stupid.


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[Assistant] Not great. I'll go back even older and I know that Bull will remember this name. Even prior to that, there was a relief pitcher for the Angels named Donnie Moore. Yea, killed himself. He committed suicide.


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[Assistant] He infamously blew a playoff game and this was when the Angels never made it to the playoffs. Right. And he blew a playoff game and Aditi, he never recovered. His life spiraled out of control.


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[Assistant] Or you want the 49ers roster. And we're going to do this debate tomorrow, but as I said, you're not here tomorrow. So I want to hear your take on that today before we go to Mailbag. We've got some great, great questions for you from our viewers in Mailbag. But first, what do you, what do you, whose roster do you like better, the Browns or the Niners?


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[Assistant] Alright, we're gonna dive into that more tomorrow. I think that's well said on your part. I think both teams have pretty deep rosters. And uhm, I'm a little concerned about the linebacking position for the Browns, but we'll get into that more tomorrow. Mailbag McNuggets?


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[Assistant] Uhm, is that because, like, it's just a personal thing or the money thing?


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[Assistant] And Aditi, we're seeing that with wide receivers all over the league. Teams are willing to let veteran wide receivers go. Not even older wide receivers, just, you know, second contract wide receivers. They're willing to let these guys go and take their chance on someone in the draft.


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[Assistant] You have to lower your expectations, Aditi, and play it as the game it's intended to be. Fun. If you try to be a great golfer, you'll hate the sport.


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[Assistant] Mike, if you, if you ask the right questions, you'll find out this guy is as well-rounded a person as there is, and I think you keep sports in its proper perspective. You're a huge fan, but you're not like him.


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[Assistant] Also, let me do this quickly. Our Twitter handle is at ULT, short for Ultimate, of course, CLE Sports, right? McNuggets, that's it. I think you're gonna put it at the bottom of the screen, right? It's amazing.


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[Assistant] Oh my gosh. And uhm, don't forget, you're probably watching us on YouTube, there's other ways to watch us.


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[Assistant] Go ahead and subscribe to our YouTube page and click on that notification so you're notified whenever we're doing anything on our page. Also, I think it's important to point this out.


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[Assistant] Uh, there's other ways that they can consume the program. We're, we're podcasts now, right? So wherever you get your podcasts, Apple, Spotify, whatever, all of those things that I don't know anything about, you can go there and you can download us and listen to us as a podcast. I hear from more and more people that are, that are digesting our content that way, in podcasts.


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[Assistant] So do we know for sure, by the way, was that at this year's draft?


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[Assistant] My name is Jay Crawford. I am a lifelong Cleveland sports fan. I have carried my fandom every city I've ever lived in.


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[Assistant] And we know how much our teens mean to us. Most of us know that because of our parents. In my case, my father was just a huge Cleveland sports fan. It was really part of our life. It was woven into everything we did. And it was our connection throughout his life.


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[Assistant] Hi, my name is Jay Crawford. I'm a lifelong Cleveland sports fan. My favorite all-time Cleveland sports moment. You're not going to believe this. It was Rajay Davis's home run in game seven that tied the score.


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[Assistant] He's got the puff hat. Hates it. I mean it is cold in here. So, do you have a nickname and other facets of your life? High school friends, college athletes, okay. So, do we ask viewers for Anthony's nickname? I think we do. Do we want to come up with one?


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[Assistant] Okay, so Anthony, we'll ask the viewers. Uhm, you're a nerd, you like video games, Halo is your game. You are a goalie, a soccer goalie.


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[Assistant] Alright, so uhm, I know you've been sworn I've read your complaints. This is the most fascinating case that we've had to date. Easily. Because the man that is in the spotlight here is usually the guy who's handing out justice of his own with the NFL. Even though now I know Sue Robinson is in that role. But for years, when it came to player conduct,


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[Assistant] So we have dug up this piece of tape. I saw this on the internet yesterday. I don't know how it's so old and I've never seen it before. But this is from the 2017 draft. You saw that right.


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[Assistant] The commissioner goes to his nose. And then wipes it. Apparently there's a bug on there. And then wipes it on the back.


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[Assistant] She has one leg. Physically challenged.


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[Assistant] He can't be. Right, right. Because whenever he...


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[Assistant] First of all, every year they do some sort of charity thing that they do, and they talk about kids from Special Olympics or whatever. Could he, he never seems sincere. It always seems like, oh, I can't believe I have to do this. He is so mechanical, so robotic, so that's the only thing I can explain. His battery was low, and so some of his commands to his electronics.


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[Assistant] Guys, I'm not kidding you. This was so disturbing to me. Wow. That I felt like we had to do this as a Judge Jay. So here's what I want from you guys.


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[Assistant] Look at his face. Nose exhaust. Look at that shot. I think he may have an issue right there.


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[Assistant] Pick and eat boogers all during the Super Bowl next year on a live stream. Yes. Coach the Jags. Now I have to say G Bush.


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[Assistant] I think you should have to donate his entire $12 trillion salary, annual salary, to uhm,


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[Assistant] Some, some nose remnants on the back of this poor unsuspecting young girl. Can you, can you speak to that? Cause I'm sure he's been shown this video.


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[Assistant] Well, you've all made compelling cases, but I do have to make a ruling, and I am going to ask permission


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[Assistant] Here's what I'm gonna do. I like all three of these. I love them, in fact.


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[Assistant] And I, I love them so much that I think, and this is a very special circumstance, very rare occasion. I don't know if this court's ever done this or if any court's ever done this.


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[Assistant] But I'm actually going to adopt all three of your recommended senses. Wow. There we go. Wow. I'm excited about that. People have been heard. I think that he needs to, we all need that live stream during the Super Bowl of him doing nothing but finger to nose, finger to mouth. It's the only way we're going to heal. From kickoff to the final gun. It's the only way we're all going to heal.


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[Assistant] Buy a napkin. Buy a Kleenex. Do something. Use a hankie. Yeaah. Just right there in front of all the cameras in front of everybody. I wonder if he lost at chances.


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[Assistant] And he's great in sports movies. He is good. That movie is trash and the only reason anybody wouldn't admit it is because it was about the Browns. Yeaah. The trade proposals were absurd. I think that movie was made for non-sports fans.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's a great one. This should surprise none of you guys, but mine's field of dreams. Sure.


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[Assistant] So cheesy. That definitely holds up. Well, the title song to it was great. And we didn't officially mention Hoosiers in this part. Well, we kind of did because I figured it all out. We killed Gene Hackman.


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[Assistant] Oh, by the way, the, what was the, I can't remember, a miracle, another great one. Oh, that was really good. Yeah, that was really good. Yep.


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[Assistant] We'll see what everyone thinks about the new logo. Do they need a new logo? No. I didn't even really think it was that different. This is huge news. It's June, people.


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[Assistant] My name is Jay Crawford. I am a lifelong Cleveland sports fan. I have carried my fandom every city I've ever lived in.


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[Assistant] And we know how much our teens mean to us. Most of us know that because of our parents. In my case, my father was just a huge Cleveland sports fan. It was really part of our life. It was woven into everything we did. And it was our connection throughout his life.


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[Assistant] Alright, welcome back to The Ultimate Cleveland Sports Show. There's not much we won't talk about on air. I will say, Bull dropped a comment in the last commercial break.


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[Assistant] It's coming. I first wanted to go through the history of the wine and the gold. Okay. Okay. All these random. There it is. That's it. Now I think if I'm not mistaken the old sea had blue in it, right? So the blue is completely gone.


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[Assistant] I don't know, I don't have an answer. What? But, I mean, first of all, that you would describe the evolution of the logo in that way. Yeaah. And you first, you take the blue out of the sea. That's the only change. I mean, I studied this thing for like 10 minutes. Right. It's the only difference I see. And then on the shield portion, it just looks like


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[Assistant] It's muted. The other one looked like it was vivid and colorful, and crisp, and then the other one looked like you were looking at it with your glasses on.


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[Assistant] Stevie, can we take the old and the new, uh, that graphic again? Because when you look at this, you can see, so,


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[Assistant] The orange calves from the 80s and early 90s. So that was a huge departure from what they were doing when they went to the blue and black from 94 to 03. I like the orange and blue. So do I.


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[Assistant] From money grabs to sell more merchandise and the merchandise is overly priced. Could you imagine a successful sports franchise?


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[Assistant] Name any one of them. Cubs. Red Sox. In, in, uh, Yankees. Right. In, in football. The Giants. The Cowboys. Could you imagine


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[Assistant] You know what was a big thing this year? What were the shirts that the bench players were wearing? Yeaah. That became a huge thing. Was it the Golden State series? I can't remember. I think it was the last series, the Golden State and the Mavs series.


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[Assistant] They were telling bench players you can't wear that because the guys on the bench were wearing white t-shirts and I think Steph Curry threw it to


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[Assistant] E.P. Steve's on it. McNuggets, I'm just going to tell you this right now. If you pull this off, that'd be impressive. Your honeymoon period is five years. Five years on the show.


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[Assistant] Right. Is it a good bet or a bad bet that we will get her on?


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[Assistant] Improvement over booger girl. Maybe at the time of booger gate, she went by Katie. Oftentimes change your name. Now she's in college. She feels like the radio Jerry Sandusky should have done. Yes. No, I disagree with that. He should have called himself Germaine Sandusky.


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[Assistant] Mmhm. Gee Bush. Gee, the long descent. Wow. What do you got?


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[Assistant] I think they'll cover. That's a bad bet. The last 70 playoff games, the favorite is covered. Something like that. I don't know. That can't be right. The last seven.


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[Assistant] Okay, yeah. Well, it's usually the lines are so small in the NBA game.


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[Assistant] Oh my god, Marcus Smart are both pretty banged up going into this game. I just hope it's good.


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[Assistant] What's funny about those pictures is you're probably the most relaxed dude of the four of us. Like your wardrobe is just chill, I'm off today. And you're the only one in a suit.


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[Assistant] Brady had a first look at it and was a terrible read and missed the putt. And Rogers came up looking like he's, you know, the Marlboro Man.


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[Assistant] And drops the putt from 15 feet to win the match. So it's high drama. That's cool. But I thought for sure that would have been one of your picks for yesterday. I'm just glad that Deshaun Watson and Joe Burrow were actually focused on football and not wasting time on golf. They were invited. Yeah, they should have been.


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[Assistant] No they are. I play for the team, it's called the Black Sox and it's like my favorite uniform that I've ever worn. Nice. It's because it's the old school field of dreams, Black Sox.


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[Assistant] Mike does a, so he's a stand-up comic, as you might guess. And he has, as part of one of your acts,


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[Assistant] So I once came to Cleveland when I was covering something that was here and I realized that I didn't pack a belt. And I had a suit and I needed a dress belt. So I asked the concierge at the hotel, is there a men's clothing store downtown?


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[Assistant] It's a metropolitan area, right? You would think so. Sure. He said, yeah, there's two of them, but they're closed. And I'm like, I need a, I need a belt. I need a dress belt for a suit. Where do you recommend that I go?


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[Assistant] And he said, well, we can have someone from the hotel drive you because he knew that I didn't have wheels and I was going to have to Uber or whatever. So we say at different hotels by the way, but go ahead.


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[Assistant] Not out of business clothes, just were not open. Right. Closed. They picked certain hours. He drove me to the steel yard Walmart. Uh huh. And I had never been there.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I kind of knew that it was there, but I never had a reason to go there. So he pulls up and I said,


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[Assistant] Is this where I'm, is this where you're taking me to get a belt? He's like, oh yeah, I know they have belts here cause I've been here before. They got a whole clothing section. Yup. So sure enough, I went in and I found one of those 12 dollar reversible belts. You'd be so out of place. It was a bad scene.


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[Assistant] It was plastic. You would have thrown it away too. Yes, I'll be there to pick up my prescription in 30 minutes. Thank you. There you go. Perfect. Are they calling for a prescription right now? Yea, they said my prescription's ready.


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[Assistant] Cause I think she's changed her name from Katie. She's trying to separate herself from the whole booger game. I'm going to now be known as Kate. I need to be taken seriously.


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[Assistant] Gosh, I hope she would be our greatest guest ever. But if she's not on the show tomorrow, we'll still put on a pretty mediocre show. So we invite you to watch. Mike, thanks for being here. Tomorrow, Brad Sellers will be in his chair, a special guest and a McNuggets top five that will probably be horrible.


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[Assistant] I know you can and I know you will. Or I'll tell your boyfriend.


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[Assistant] And Bill will keep you in bed for the rest of your life if I tell him that it's necessary. Now look here, Julie.


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[Assistant] Oh, you promised before, but you go right on the same way. Your writing takes too much out of you. What you put in it.


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[Assistant] Then in addition you take all Bill's troubles on your shoulders too.


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[Assistant] Staging, casting, every last detail of production.


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[Assistant] It's different with Bill. He can work like a maniac day and night. He's as strong as an ox. But you aren't.


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[Assistant] But since we're talking about Julie Beck's heart, I'd say it depends on... Julie Beck.


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[Assistant] You know, you could adopt a child, wouldn't you?


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[Assistant] It is a rare child, and that's not the kind Bill needs. He just doesn't speak her language. He'll never understand her. He's too self-absorbed. He's too used to having you and his world revolve around him. You've done that to him, you know.


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[Assistant] Yes, I know you have. And I want you to continue to be happy. Bill won't change. And Hitty won't change either.


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[Assistant] I'm sorry, my dear. But she's been here long enough to give it a fair trial. And the sooner you do it, the better it will be for Hitty. As well as for Bill. And you. You know, this isn't helping your condition either.


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[Assistant] But I don't know what happened. You don't know what happened. No one in this room really knows what happened other than the people that were involved. And I can't move one way or another based on hearsay.


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[Assistant] So I have to just move with the character and the man that I know from day to day.


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[Assistant] It's a good guy from what I've seen, from what I've played against and what I've seen in the building, you know. It's not every day that, you know, you grab, you know, your whole office and take them to the Bahamas. You know, you treat them and, you know, you're respectful to the coaches, you know. From what I've seen, he's...


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[Assistant] He's, he's walked the right way and whether he's had a slip up or not, you know, I'm not, I'm not the judge. I'm not the jury or the executioner. So I'm, I know I'm here to play a game and know whether we agree or disagree with who he is off the field. You know, that's yet to be seen, but as far as the guy I know on the field, he's special.


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[Assistant] Hello there and welcome to the video. My name's Sven and you're still on The Axe. And here we are with Soap Season 1 Episode 11. Hard to think about that then. Now, I am enjoying this. At the end of the last episode, Jodie unfortunately found out that he no longer needs to transition into a woman.


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[Assistant] And tried to take his own life. Is he going to be successful with this?


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[Assistant] I do love this, and I hope you're enjoying it too. I do apologize that after this series it will go into the 4-3 resolution, because the problem is, I've only got region 1 DVDs,


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[Assistant] I'm hoping you don't mind that at all. I really do. If you've subscribed or followed me on Dailymotion or YouTube so far, thank you ever so much. I really do appreciate it. You're helping me out, you're helping the channel out, you're helping my mental health out.


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[Assistant] You honestly are. I thought I could do all that in one breath, I couldn't.


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[Assistant] And to my Patreon members we're getting exclusive shows which will be on the screen right now. As well as I'm working on a third day right now. American Horror Story, The X-Files, Cheers and Rose. And then there'll be a fourth day which will be Drama Day, Dallas, Dynasty, Quantum Leap.


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[Assistant] You know, I have to do that on YouTube and Dailymotion. They don't get that on Patreon because it is you guys bringing the content to me to allow me to bring the content straight back to you. Thank you all ever so much. I love you lots no matter what year you are. So with that, let's get on with the episode.


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[Assistant] Do you sign up for a murder storyline? I've seen prisoner.


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[Assistant] She just wanted him to say it. So they could work together.


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[Assistant] Sign out. As I was saying, I put the thing up at the beginning saying it may cause offence for a reason. I mean, it was about Billy Crystal's storyline, that's how it originated from, and Bert's homophobia. Let's just say that.


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[Assistant] Now I do like Bert, I don't like the way he's thinking though, but he is old fashioned, and a lot of old fashioned people do think like that, and he's modelled on one of those.


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[Assistant] I'm hoping times change, not into this world we are in right now, but no, I'm not going to go into that. That's political. This channel is not political. I honestly thought Chester was going to use that as an excuse to leave Manny. I thought it was going to walk out on her, not the other way around.


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[Assistant] This going to be it for them or is he going to admit the affair and they're going to use it to become closer together?


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[Assistant] What do you think about the Ventriloquist dummy and his handler? Do you like those? I'm in two minds about them right now. They could be really funny, but right now...


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[Assistant] As I said in the intro, this is a very high possibility, I'm talking about a 99.9% chance right now of this being in 4-3 resolution when the next series comes on. Season 2 of Soap did release in the UK, but I cannot find it anywhere, all out of stock.


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[Assistant] I have got the complete collection on Legion 1, but that means transferring the files over to my computer to react in that way.


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[Assistant] So I do apologize for getting the 4th V-Shows, I am trying to bring Blue Lays whenever possible, you know, just to up the image quality and stuff, but I can't promise anything.


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[Assistant] About the bars. When I can afford a new laptop, a good laptop that can render good.


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[Assistant] I will be doing Legion 1 DVDs on this one, and Legion 2 DVDs on that one. Even if it means having to buy a new Legion DVD player. Because that will...


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[Assistant] When I'm rendering on this, I can edit on that and vice versa, and then I can keep them full screened for you. But until then, I can't do that, I'm a slave.


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[Assistant] If you have, thank you ever so much. Like I said, you are really helping me out channel wise, mental health wise, me wise, you honestly are. I will do a full video about my mental health problems and how they came to be. If I get enough subscribers, but it will be quite a lot because I do not like talking about it.


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[Assistant] Because it won't give me a massive anxiety attack if I do it like that. And to my Patreon members who get exclusive shows, which will be on the screen right now, and I am working on a third day which will bring the eight shows up to twelve.


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[Assistant] And then I'm also going to be working on a fourth day, either late this year or early next year, that'll go live.


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[Assistant] Which will be Drama Day, so you know, Band of Gold, Dynasty, Dallas, Footballer's Wives, Teacher, stuff like that. So they'll go on those days. And then I'll move the other three days down to Theme Days. Like, so, Horrors, Other Sci-Fi, Drama, Comedy, and whatever else you can think of.


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[Assistant] I'm being led there. But you also get ads for your nonsensical shows as well, so no bleeps, no blurs unless the shows do it.


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[Assistant] So unfortunately some shows do like red. And there's no way to take it off that I can find. Because it is you that has been in the content to me to allow me to be in the content straight back to you. Thank you all ever so much. I love you lots no matter what year you are. So with that I shall sign out now and move on to the next one and hope to see you there. Goodbye.


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[Assistant] There are usually so many people one can't see the pictures, or so many pictures one can't see the people.


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[Assistant] So he's finally got around to taking you out. Well, you're not going, understand?


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[Assistant] I'm telling you, Helen, I'm not gonna hold still for this. If you go out with Corbin tonight, I-


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[Assistant] I just want to see her, you know, hang out.


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[Assistant] But what the learned gentleman says is true. The court has already found the prisoner guilty.


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[Assistant] Yet, here we are, losing seven to zero. What is her mouth made to do? Suck the fattest


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[Assistant] What? You haven't learned my tendencies yet, Wii Remote. That was supposed to be a FAKE! Alright. Abby. Fuck you.


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[Assistant] Description of the ischium is probably the best if we start again from the acetabulum.


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[Assistant] Posterior and inferior two-fifths are part of the ischium and the interior fifth of the estabulum is something that belongs to this part of the bone to pubis.


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[Assistant] Ischium is very simple to define and describe because it does have a very massive body and then anteriorly, superiorly and


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[Assistant] It was a hip bone and a posterior aspect of the sacrum.


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[Assistant] Between this spine and the rest of the ala, we will find very deep


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[Assistant] Inverted letter U shaped notch. This is known as the greater or superior static notch. Whereas inferior to the


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[Assistant] The spine of the ischium, there is a little bit less evident indentation that is called the lesser or minor saddock notch. So, greater saddock notch, minor or lesser saddock notch. When we define and describe bone,


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[Assistant] Because they will be made a full circle with existence of ligaments running between the dorsal aspect of the sacrum and two different parts of the ischium.


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[Assistant] This is another interesting finding for us. This is ischial tuberosity. I'm sorry I mentioned it just a couple of seconds ago and I said tuber. It's a tuberosity. In English language it could be also frequently known as the sit bone.


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[Assistant] The tuberosity itself is quite the second part. It could be easily found and identified through palpation within the gluteal region.


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[Assistant] Interesting to mention that it serves as the attachment point for all three hamstring muscles on the lateral side. There is biceps femoris and two that are more medially, semi tendinosis and semi membrinosis. Collectively known as hamstrings, these muscles will be attached here on the ischial tuberosity.


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[Assistant] So, this is the pubic bone. A pubis makes the interior fifth of the acetabulum.


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[Assistant] And it is composed of two different rami, one which runs more horizontally, that is the superior ramus, and the other one which is known as the inferior ramus, which connects to the ramus subitium.


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[Assistant] This is where the body of a pubis is and practically at this structure here at the midline we know that pubis from the left side and pubic bone from the right side are going to come together forming secondary cartilaginous joint or symphysis pubis.


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[Assistant] Between two muscles there will be enough space to allow passage of obturator artery and obturator nerve practically from inside the pelvis onto the upper medial thigh.


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[Assistant] To bring us back to iliopubic eminence and then we'll find that there is one very sharp margin on the superior pubic ramus that is known as the pectin pubis.


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[Assistant] So this is the pectin pubis, and when we follow pectin pubis, we're gonna come to this little bump here, and that bump is known as the pubic tuber kill.


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[Assistant] Uh, certainly like many other elevated parts on any bones of a human body, it must have been pulled out by the attachment of certain structure, and this time it is going to be a very interesting and important part of the anterior abdominal wall, which is known as the inguinal ligament.


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[Assistant] Finally, from the pubic tubercle, the most medial part, which also appears to be slightly enlarged and slightly thicker, creating a bit of overhang projecting anteriorly, is what is called the pubic crest.


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[Assistant] So in other words, going from midline, we have pubic symphysis, then pubic crest, taking us to pubic tubercle, off and away from pubic tubercle we follow


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[Assistant] The, uh, pectin pubis to iliopubic eminence and from iliopubic eminence following the arcuate line until we reach the anterior surface of the sacrum.


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[Assistant] Basically, a set of these landmarks, as they were just listed from Crest to Tubercula to Pectin to the pubic eminence and arcate line, are collectively forming the terminal line of Pelvis, which is, anatomically speaking, obliquely running plane.


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[Assistant] Which separates? Inferior to the plane is a true pelvis. What is superior to the plane? It is lower abdominal content.


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[Assistant] Finally, and lastly, let's address the acetabulum. As one can see, it appears to be a really deep socket, and it is not surprised that we're seeing this as one of the classical examples of a Bolin socket joint where a head of a femur is going to fit into this quite deep cavity that is


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[Assistant] On the lateral side of the hip bone.


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[Assistant] And on the brim itself, there is a little bit of a defect, so to say. Because should we continue with the same plane with a acetabular margin, it should be continuous across this gap like this. Instead we have a big and deep acetabular notch.


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[Assistant] Through that hole there will be a blood vessel which enters and passes between the acetabulum and head of the femur. The blood vessel is known as blood vessel that runs inside the ligament of the head of the femur.


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[Assistant] Without which, femur will see practically earlier signs of osteoporosis and bone weakening. And perhaps this could also be used to explain why so many fractures of the upper femur really affect elderly population.


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[Assistant] Within the acetabulum, if we just zoom it in, although it's going to be a little bit harder to observe.


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[Assistant] There is a central part which appears to be the most indented area that is known as the acetabular fossa. As you can see, acetabular fossa is quite rough and it is not covered by highland cartilage in a living person.


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[Assistant] This depressed part of the acetabulum is something also that we do not see regularly in many joints of the human body.


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[Assistant] So with a fat pad being quite flexible and pliable, it will be always pushing itself away from the point of greatest pressure between these two bones and indirectly it will sweep away also the ligament of the head of the femur preventing any kind of accidental injury to it.


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[Assistant] Let us do the quick review of what has been done on this bone. I will let it sit stationary on the table, so for a little while we'll just play with the camera to go and try to capture the bone from a variety of different angles, like this.


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[Assistant] Anterior, superior, anterior, inferior, iliac, not, uh.


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[Assistant] This is here the anterior gluteal line and just above the acetabulum we have the inferior gluteal line. So respectively we have attachment points for gluteus minimus.


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[Assistant] Gluteus medius and posterior to the posterior gluteal line. This part of the hip bone is used for attachment of gluteus maximus.


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[Assistant] On the inner aspect we have the bone showing iliac fossa and further posterior to the fossa there is auricular surface and


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[Assistant] Iliac tuberosity for proper formation of sacroiliac joint.


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[Assistant] Upper two-thirds, sorry, two-fifths of the acetabulum are part of the ilium. The ischium itself.


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[Assistant] Posterior inferior two-fifths of the estabulum, the body of the ischium, the ramus.


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[Assistant] Ischial spine. Above it, greater saddock notch. Below it, the lesser saddock notch.


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[Assistant] Where the body and ramus meet each other, ischial tuberosity, sit bone, attachment point for three different muscles, semitendinosus, semimembranosus, and biceps femoris. Ramus of ischium connects to inferior ramus of pubis.


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[Assistant] And then the arched line taking us to the lumbos sacral promontory, practically being the landmark or set of landmarks separating true from false pelvis.


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[Assistant] So for anyone who starts anatomy, it is of great benefit to try to have at least, and of course if possible, both hip bones at once. Placing them properly should not be


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[Assistant] But regardless with or without sacrum, this bone is not so difficult to get oriented. Of course, the moment you see pubic bones, you know this is the anterior part. Obterator foramen is something that also has to be seen anteriorly. And acetabulum naturally has to point more to the posterior lateral direction.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, and she's very, very proud of that. She's teaching me some stuff though. She's like, first thing you need to know is...


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[Assistant] She's just telling me what not to do. What not to do. Yeaah. She goes, just prepare yourself. I've helped deliver over 600 babies and 100% of the time the mother of the baby who's delivering absolutely hates the partner. Oh really? Yeaah. Well I'm going to tell you something.


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[Assistant] News you can trust should be news you can rely on.


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[Assistant] Because in our connected world, what happens in one community can have an impact on others.


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[Assistant] So, for in-depth analysis of how today's top stories affect you, your family, and our communities across Northeast Ohio,


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[Assistant] Velocity of the river, we have a velocity of the man, and then we have a velocity of the man, uh, relative to the river. Okay, so here's our, our relative velocity equation we discussed in the last video, so if you know where this came from, go check out the last video.


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[Assistant] And it says here, while he's in the water, he must not direct himself towards point B. He can't just swim straight towards point B. And it says, why not?


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[Assistant] So I would start plugging values in there, plug 45 in there, then see how that worked, plug 50 in there, see how that worked, plug 60 in, and then kind of narrow down on it. Or you could write a little script in, maybe in Excel and get that pretty quick. But I happen to know the number, because I've done this before I started, and the number is 76.71 degrees.


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[Assistant] You're wrong. This is that salt-canned fried chicken waffle. Oh, excuse me. That's indifferent. The sit-in movement exploded across the South.


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[Assistant] That's who would have some fried chicken for us when we got out of jail. What we could do is organize the people. That's what scared them.


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[Assistant] That a marriage that began as an advantage has blossomed into romance. Watching Julie and Pompey together delights me and saddens me that you're not here. No one could be prouder to be your wife, Caesar. But after so long without you, I fear I'm getting used to my solitude. Come home soon, my darling. Until then, I will be waiting.


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[Assistant] He, he will survive. He has survived these many years.


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[Assistant] It is with great sadness that I write this letter to you, my dear husband. Your Julia gave birth early, and she suffered some pain in doing so. The doctors were there, and did what they could to ease her suffering. The child was a boy, but frail. Their efforts could not save him. He looked like you, Caesar. There was nobility in his face. Your daughter struggled to sustain this tragic birth.


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[Assistant] Pompey has kept himself from the Senate, preferring instead to pass time in no company. He walks around the graveyard, again and again, keeping fresh garlands on her tomb.


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[Assistant] So I wouldn't have had to watch my husband perform for Egypt every night in order to keep the riches of that land flowing into Rome. Between you and Cleopatra, I don't know who is the concubine.


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[Assistant] Dad. Bring us some wine. Yes. Let's have some wine.


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[Assistant] You think that her influence is evil? No one is more ambitious than she is. And she'll do anything to achieve her ends. Some say she's a witch.


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[Assistant] Do you think Caesar's incapable of breaking a promise? And is it worth trying him in a matter of such urgency?


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[Assistant] Minds change quickly in these troubled times, and I'd hate you to forever doubt this man.


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[Assistant] Oh Brutus, I've done my best to persuade them that you're a man of honor. Though you wouldn't pledge to keep Caesar from becoming king.


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[Assistant] But some among us feel that to oppose a man like Caesar with words is the same thing as handing him the crown.


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[Assistant] People say call him on reason before passion can lead to idleness. And sometimes action is required. But I know you're a decent man.


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[Assistant] That your meek and gentle nature is how you feel you best serve the good.


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[Assistant] They say that on that day, Caesar will move that he be made king.


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[Assistant] This is what they mean.


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[Assistant] Has she ceased her mourning? No. And neither have I. So you're grieving over Cato's death?


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[Assistant] And yet they say that in your grief you just weep.


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[Assistant] No Jumper, coolest podcast in the world. And today I'm very, very excited and lucky to have Peter Rosenberg on the podcast. How you doing Peter? I'm great. I'm very excited to be here. Very excited to have you as well. It's uh, it's kind of crazy for me because you know, you, a lot of people don't know this, you basically started the genre of hip hop podcasting, right? Yeah.


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[Assistant] That's a big decision to like partner up with somebody like on a show or on a podcast, something like that. Not a decision you would necessarily make lightly, but that is part of the fun of the podcast is that you guys are coming from very, very different perspectives, right?


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[Assistant] But as a guy, you're in the public eye long enough, and at a certain point you realize, like, you can't just be like, ah, this fat chick. You know, that, or, I mean, you can, but that sounds a lot different than, like, the way it sounded in your head five years ago, right? 100%. The world's changing a lot.


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[Assistant] Crazy one. Really? You ever hung out with him? No. I'm sure you have. No, I wish. It seems like in the LA world, you'd bump into Fred Durst at some point. I feel like if I put a little elbow grease into it, I probably could meet up with him today.


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[Assistant] I know people who know. You know what's great about Fred Durst is that when he made the comeback and he did a video with Lil Wayne, I think, and at one point in the video he's got like a grey beard and then another point in the video he's got a black beard. So he dyed it at a certain point during the video and didn't have the- So fuck it. Yeah, just went for it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, amazing. So how old are you? 37. So you're 37, which is funny because when I was in 7th grade, when I was like 13, Limp Bizkit were my favorite band for a period of maybe 4 or 5 months before I kind of like realized, like then I started to get more into like punk and hardcore and realized like no, this is very very bad. Oh, if you went to punk and hardcore you must have really


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[Assistant] And only now within maybe like the last 10 years have I been able to start to look at like my new metal fandom with a little bit of perspective and be like, you know what, I'm glad that happened because people had to figure out that that was maybe not how rap and metal were going to mix.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, by the time that that album came out, I was listening to like Hatebreed and like Gorilla Biscuits and all this shit. So I was about five million times too cool to listen to Linkin Park in my mind, which at the same time made me feel weird because I'm like a kid reading double XL and reading the source and everybody seems to be enthusiastically embracing Linkin Park.


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[Assistant] I feel like this is a, a coastal thing that we're going through right now because I feel like this is something that you maybe are experiencing in like more adult clubs in New York City, whereas I'm going to like warehouse rap shows with like a bunch of 18 year olds, so I maybe I'm not seeing this. Well yea, I don't think they do it there.


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[Assistant] I was up til 6 in the morning. Really? What were you listening to when you were up til 6 in the morning? Soundcloud. My Soundcloud, No Jumper Soundcloud Likes. It's a treasure trove of weird songs that you will be able to identify that are like 15% good.


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[Assistant] That's a really good point. I'm doing like unpaid or not unpaid, but I'm not signing people, but I'm sort of like doing that level of work in a way with no jumper because I like that. I like being able to sort of, that's what I'm trying to do is create a platform in which I can like expose people to more rappers from all different walks of life with like more of a minimal investment on my part because


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[Assistant] Being that it's mostly just been the podcast, I've, you know, it's a big investment to sit down and interview somebody for an hour because it's difficult if they're not great at talking. And you have to deal with some people that aren't always great. That's why we're doing the new like thing where we have people rapping in the kitchen and stuff because then I can have, you know, five dudes who are straight up


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[Assistant] Hood dudes who just happen to be doing something online and I can get them to come through and do it on a less involved level. You're figuring their shit out bro. Still a good coastline I think for them and it helps and everything.


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[Assistant] We were just talking about you doing the Playboy Cardi interview, which you probably don't know, but that's like one of the most requested interviews people have been begging for us to do Playboy Cardi from day one. And I actually know him, but it's never actually happened.


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[Assistant] And, uh, you were just talking about your experience doing it because it is a little different when you're interviewing a young guy like him versus like you and I sitting here having a conversation that feels like we could go for four hours. With Cardi, it's a little different. He's not trying to sit there and give you a fucking two minute answer.


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[Assistant] And made history and got many millions of YouTube views.


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[Assistant] Well, you know what made me think about a long time ago is that Jay-Z had a bar probably like, uh, early 2000s where he was like, and my interviews is hotter. And I was like, that's it. Like he gets it because every time he would do like a double XL cover feature or whatever, there would be a couple of pull quotes that would just be some,


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[Assistant] Ground shaking shit, like some shit that nobody had ever heard before, and I love that he understood the media enough to know that every time he came and did an interview, he was gonna give you a big old chunk of his life that he hadn't given you before, so it would have to be a talking point.


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[Assistant] 15,000 followers and it was like the, it was a couple days after Coach K had signed him. So Coach K rolled with him. I had been talking to Yachty on the DMs for like two months before that and Coach K had just signed him. So at that point it went from like, oh, this is like a cool,


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[Assistant] I'm mega jealous of somebody like him because he, we have this big


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[Assistant] It's from, it's got like 80 million views or whatever. And he just said, he's like, Gucci had some bars for me on that song. And then at that moment I realized Coach K and people like him who are around, they know so much more depth about what the lyrics and certain songs mean than I could ever know as somebody on the outside.


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[Assistant] I could do it too because I'm like, independent. For you, for you it would be difficult because it's like, you gotta put it through, convince other people, it'd be like almost impossible for you.


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[Assistant] But so, do you have to move in a certain way? If you go to a club, you have a club appearance or something, do you have to have a guy with you to kinda watch your back?


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[Assistant] What was your feeling as you watched Bill Maher drop the N-bomb on TV the other day, making every other white guy out there cringe at least a little bit?


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[Assistant] Well, Judaism is one of the more ideal religions because it's kinda like kept to yourselves, like there's no-


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[Assistant] And I get that part. That's one real good thing.


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[Assistant] That was weird. Okay, you know what? It's the ultimate collision of something that...


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[Assistant] It's offensive. Nobody wants to hear a 60 year old white man say that. And it was just not a good joke. It wasn't funny. It landed bad. It was just even that the white guy was sitting across from him. Like I actually kind of disagree with people who are acting like his reaction wasn't good enough because that was the most uncomfortable I've ever seen someone in an interview.


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[Assistant] He looked about as uneasy as you could possibly look. I think I would have stared at the camera and been like...


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[Assistant] I mean you gotta pick and choose your battles, like there's a certain point where you don't necessarily need to get into like a huge argument about every little tiny detail of it, although if somebody said something anti-semitic that seems like a pretty fair reason to flame on them.


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[Assistant] We've so consistently seen like everybody in hip-hop get called out for being racist, homophobic, sexist, etc., that it's really lost some of the oomph that it once had. I know, and sometimes you're like, no, this one's actually really


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[Assistant] I'm not comfortable with this. Like there's all these really, really, really racist people out there that are making themselves more known than ever. You know, with like the Richard Spencer's and the alt-right and everything.


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[Assistant] So to like, you know, and I understand that like maybe yes, Jules has said some stuff that we could be critical of, but let's be honest. She's 99.9% on the same page as the liberal cause as anyone.


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[Assistant] And feeling like they can maybe make a joke or a reference that they shouldn't make, and being outwardly racist. Because even with Bill Maher, I don't think him saying that, I think that shows that he had a complete lack of tact, that he wasn't able to predict the reaction to what he was saying there.


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[Assistant] But I think calling him a neo-Nazi because of it is a little off.


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[Assistant] Exactly, and I think that's because me and you grew up as hip hop dorks. Hip hop first.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and to me it's like, when I was in 8th grade, it's like, okay, Eminem doesn't have an N-word pass. Eminem's the white rapper and he doesn't say the N-word, therefore I don't want to say it either because that's apparently the rules in hip-hop. And I grew up in a situation where, you know, like, the white kid's in the trailer park.


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[Assistant] They N worded it up hard, but to me it was like, Oh, they're, that's trashy. Like I don't want to be, you know, cause it's just not me. I didn't grow up like in that kind of. Well, here's the fucked up part too, dude. It's like you have.


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[Assistant] Well, it's a similar struggle because I see you and I both as guys who clearly have our best intentions in the right place. We just love rap music. We can't help it. Like, you and I both love rap music in the same way that I know you love wrestling.


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[Assistant] In the sense that I love it, I love everything around it, I love the culture, I love...


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[Assistant] The details of the industry, the back, everything about it, the performance, I love it all.


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[Assistant] It just so happens that I'm particularly interested in a culture that is a black culture, that's originated from black people and it's, you have to at some point figure out how to move, how to speak about it in a way, because you want to make it exceedingly obvious that you're an advocate


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[Assistant] I'm French, Canadian, Italian, and Irish. Basically I'm from like outside Boston, so a little medley of white boy things.


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[Assistant] Alan, I mean, our reference basis as well, I feel like you were into more, well what were you listening to, like, okay, this is the big question, what were you listening to summer after high school? This tells you everything you need to know about somebody. Wu-Tang Forever. Oh, okay, so that was seventh grade for me. Right. So there you go.


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[Assistant] So 92 though was when I first like got into like Snoop Dogg and Dr. Dre and was like, this is it. And actually this might offend you. That's when I stopped watching pro wrestling because I like replaced it with rap in my life. I can smoke here.


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[Assistant] I think that weed is a negative thing for somebody who's trying to be an on-air personality.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I did a dab the other day and then I had to drive like 45 minutes. I'm gonna be honest, I probably should have been pulled over and arrested because I was fucking in another world, man.


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[Assistant] There's a ton of people in my life as well as your life and almost myself to an extent where it's like you smoke so much weed that it's like there isn't really a not smoking weed. So driving without weed would be almost impossible to imagine.


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[Assistant] I'm 6'3", 225 pounds and if I had like two Jack and Cokes, I shouldn't drive. Right. My own opinion. I agree now.


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[Assistant] Because Uber is the rea- like, I had friends who would drive drunk every fucking night when we would go out, and that is just all over now. It's all Uber.


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[Assistant] Take a shit on the floor, spit on the floor. I'm sure it's not the worst thing that's happened in this room. It's not a lot of fucked up shit that happened in here, my friend. The room looks pretty good considering.


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[Assistant] Considering all the debauchery that's taking place in here, yeaah. So, I'm gonna ask you a question. Okay.


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[Assistant] A little less than two years, I believe. And what was your catalyst for doing it? Well, so in 2006, I started a BMX website. It was sort of like the first BMX vlog. And like the reason why I started it was because I was a huge now right head. And I was living in New York. I had like broken my leg. I was playing online poker, trying to make a living doing that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it was alright for a while, but then basically.


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[Assistant] At a certain point, I was like, oh, I can start a BMX website that's just like now, right? And then that became like my thing because it was the first like BMX website in the sense that we now know of it.


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[Assistant] And so that was going really good and then at a certain point after about 10 years of doing that and I'm out here and we have the bike shop and everything, I was like I want to start doing podcasts. Mostly because of like you, combat, uhm, stuff like that. I mean I started mine really at almost the same time that like Joe Budden started his, that Tac started his, so sort of that.


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[Assistant] I'm not, I'm not gonna say the second wave, but you know, I was really influenced by you and I'm hanging out with all these like cool rappers and pro skaters and BMX guys out in LA and it sort of occurred to me like I can take this beyond just the BMX stuff and sort of use this as a way to start really covering like the scene that I'm sort of around that cause you know I'm listening to you in combat and everything but you guys are doing a lot of


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[Assistant] Tribe, Dayla, stuff like that, which is interesting to me, but I'm like, damn, I got all these young ass kids around me, I gotta start, you know.


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[Assistant] What year was that? I think I might have missed that one. I have an app on my phone still.


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[Assistant] I mean that's crazy. But that is, that's kind of the question right there is like, okay, as a podcaster and I've seen it happen with you, I've seen it happen like combat to an extent where I think you get to a level where you've had damn near everybody that you can imagine. And at that point, what's fueling you to keep going? Well, here's the hardest part.


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[Assistant] But then, there's two different like ways to go into an interview too, where you know Gary Vee. So I seen Joe Rogan interview Gary Vee one time and at like 20 minutes into the conversation, Joe Rogan's just like, so that was your first thing? Like you started off doing like a wine website or something? So that right there told me that Joe Rogan had not


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[Assistant] Research this interview at all. He just knew about this guy, thought, oh, he's an interesting guy, he's cool.


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[Assistant] I'll do an interview with them, which I found really interesting because that exact thing that you're talking about, that freaks me the fuck out is when I have somebody here and I'm like, oh, so I just saw that you got a collab with Lil Yachty and they're like, oh, I've done four collabs with Lil Yachty and you're just like, ugh.


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[Assistant] But that's also us being like adults, fairly successful, fairly confident. It's like, I don't need a damn book to tell me how to do that. But when you're like 24 and you feel lost and you're trying to figure out like what you want to do with your life and stuff, that's probably like the era where you start buying all these weird Tony Robbins books.


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[Assistant] Kids hit me up all the time being like, you know, tell me how to start a podcast. And whenever I read that DM, I just think about if when I started a podcast, if I had just DMed like you and Joe Rogan and like the other people I was listening to at the time and been like, Hey, like tell me exactly what to do. What equipment should I buy?


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[Assistant] Yeah, that probably is bad, huh? Did the camera die? I mean, we still got this camera, so it's alright, but...


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean we'll do one and it'll get, you know, 50, 60, 70 thousand on YouTube and like 10 thousand on Soundcloud. So it's very, uh...


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[Assistant] I don't know, I can't figure it out yet. My favorite are like the fake Kodak Black accounts that are like tweeting inspirational quotes that Kodak Black would never ever say. Tell me how to feel about Kodak Black.


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[Assistant] Krodak Black to me is an interesting rapper because I think he's got so much charm, so much personality, such a great voice, he's clearly such an old soul. Sometimes I feel like he sells himself a little short in terms of


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[Assistant] His actual lyrics, like when it comes, like he has songs that to me are phenomenal at what he's doing, but then I feel like when it comes to an album level, I feel like he, a lot of times lets himself sink into like the boring punchline thing, which I don't think he's as good at.


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[Assistant] Uh, but I do think he's an unbelievable thing. I just think there's a...


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[Assistant] That story's really bad. Oh, everything about him court-wise is pretty fucked up.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I have that feeling sometimes, a huge percentage of my like, rapper friends are dudes who have like, very specifically had like, intense, insane scandals, such as XXX. But, you know, I don't know.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we had his first interview. That's our biggest interview. It's got like three and a half million views. Uhm, and that was like...


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[Assistant] That was so far before anything happened in terms of him like popping off and even that like people always ask me like how do you find out about rappers? I was hearing his name for six months before I did that interview too because he had


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[Assistant] When I interviewed him, I think he had 14 or 15K on SoundCloud and the kids, like you can tell when they have like 2,000, 3,000 subscribers or followers and then they still are getting like an insane amount of engagement on it. You can tell when like the kids sense that there's something good going on here early on.


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[Assistant] I mean me and you have been around long enough to remember when it was no limit and cash money aren't hip hop because they're from the south. UGK ain't hip hop.


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[Assistant] What was it that drove you crazy about this? It's one of the greatest rap songs of all time.


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[Assistant] There was something about a golden tank on a basketball court at the time that I could see how it rubbed somebody the wrong way if they were fully like bumping Blackstar every day for the last six months.


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[Assistant] The song, huh, by Juvenile? Oh, that was such a, that might have been the first time that I ever heard like really distinctly southern hip-hop and knew that it was something completely different and special, you know?


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[Assistant] And that song is, that was before the general populace knew about cash money as an entity. It was juvenile first, and that was the song, and it was insane. It was huge.