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[Assistant] Yeah, an Italian family by the name of Spumoni or Baroni or something like that. Had a lot of kids. I guess the house got too small for them.


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[Assistant] I teach neuropsychiatry and I'm doing some research in migraine headaches. The head opens up.


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[Assistant] Yes, we travel at much too fast a pace, especially women.


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[Assistant] Another one with no forehead? Really, you shouldn't read trash like that.


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[Assistant] Well, I'm sorry, I'd like to give you more, but I'm afraid the best I can do is, uh, dollar. Which leaves three dollars and fifteen cents.


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[Assistant] But this is ridiculous, old man. Well, I tell you, only a short while ago I received a wire from her and she never mentioned a word about it. Hold on a moment.


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[Assistant] You see? How could she be married? She doesn't know a thing about it.


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[Assistant] Hello? Listen, old man, Miss Cameron's just explained everything to me.


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[Assistant] Of course, I don't blame your reporters for jumping to conclusions. On the surface, it all spelt matrimony, but uhm, heh. Well, take a colleague's word for it and forget the whole thing.


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[Assistant] Spinster's Aunt Spinage is going to pay for my printing bill. Now all we can sell the copies for are door stops. You don't seem to realize the enormity of the disaster.


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[Assistant] And how many married women are there? Exactly over 25 million. You are going to write that second book. A book about marriage. We'll call it, we'll call it, um, Marriage Ain't Measles. Uh, sorry.


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[Assistant] Perfectly. This is it. This is our horn of plenty. What you did for the spinster, you can do for the housewife. It's a bigger subject, a bigger market. Do you get the angle? You're converted. America's number one bachelor girl tastes the fruits of marriage and loves it.


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[Assistant] Well, what do you want now? You've ruined her career and you've ruined my business. Oh, I didn't tell the papers.


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[Assistant] You must make the separation look as if it's entirely your fault. Why?


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[Assistant] Oh, and there's one thing more, uh, now that we are married, I, uh, where are we? What are we?


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[Assistant] And doctor, if she won't see you through this, well then she's not the woman you thought she was, and we've saved you from making a terrific mistake. Yes, but if she sees this before I can talk, I won't even get the chance to explain. That's right. She shouldn't see this. You know how to take care of women. Yes, but why not how to take care of Marilyn?


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[Assistant] Why yes, to get the professorship and in order to make enough money to take care of a professor's wife. But the minute she goes to Reno, we go to Greenwich.


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[Assistant] I can't say that I came to any definite conclusion, but I'll say this, that during July, at the clinic, out of 15 cases to which we administered oxygen, we found that 13 of the patients had developed a...


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[Assistant] All right, here's your examination, question number one. How many bones are there in the human body, Mr. O'Brien?


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[Assistant] Don't worry, darling, you won't have to. This time you've gone too far. Oh.


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[Assistant] Oh, but June dear, I forgot to tell you, but the Burkharts invited us up for the weekend. I think you'd better start packing because we'll be leaving in a few minutes.


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[Assistant] And if the last chapter's as good as the other six, then my wife will be as rich as she's lovely.


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[Assistant] Well, maybe in sarcasm, yes. But when it comes to... Oh, you couldn't lure me out of a burning building.


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[Assistant] All is worth missing. Damn it, after all, an Indian isn't born every minute.


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[Assistant] Why don't we slap? Oh yeaah, yeaah, yeaah. Well, some other time, boys. Good night.


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[Assistant] Goodbye, old man. Goodbye. Oh, and by the way, you don't know what a comfort it was to know that she was perfectly safe with you. Well, goodbye once again, Professor.


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[Assistant] Putting it mildly. Well, I give up. Only one thing left to do.


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[Assistant] So, uh, everything went fine today.


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[Assistant] There's a light in the barn. Fritz must be feeding the cows.


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[Assistant] How'd you guess it? Why'd we ever let ourselves get roped into this shindig anyway?


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[Assistant] I am. You're as fresh and sweet as a spring morning.


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[Assistant] Look, darling, I love Bobby too, but marriage comes before children.


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[Assistant] The barns just fit into a setup I've had in mind for our own place some day.


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[Assistant] I drove Elizabeth Van Doren back to the inn. Candy was awake, I saw her.


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[Assistant] Julia knew where I was. Oh, so he's had his birthday too.


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[Assistant] Well, that's a big order. But I'd rather have you fight back than be one of those noble women.


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[Assistant] No matter what outside influences come into our lives, nothing can hurt our marriage, if it's strong and clean at the core.


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[Assistant] I asked her if she wanted to have lunch with Candy. I might get her to come back and stuff her with me though.


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[Assistant] Looks like Phil Dexter. Well anyway, that's where your kennels will be. And, uh, your pig pens, I think we ought to leave just where they were before.


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[Assistant] You know, I'm tempted to leave this barn just as it is. They go modern on the milk room and anger shed.


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[Assistant] Darling, why don't you take the car and go on home and eat? Elizabeth will drop me off later.


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[Assistant] We'll get a bite at the end. And if you're a good girl, I'll drop around and see you tonight before you go to bed.


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[Assistant] No, it's still fresh in my mind. Besides, next week I'll be up to my ears with that job in town.


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[Assistant] Oh, Claudia's a good architect's wife. Aren't you, dear?


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[Assistant] I'm sorry darling, I felt like a heel all evening.


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[Assistant] When you took off this afternoon, you were practically divorcing me. Now you're bubbling over with love. What happened?


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[Assistant] It's gonna be a tough job to sell her on this trip. That's why I didn't want her to know about the invitation. Yet. I know most women would, but she doesn't want to be away from the youngster that long. Say, what about flying? That'd take six days off travel time.


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[Assistant] Try to get two plane reservations for, uhm, the 22nd. We ought to be able to get them. That's, that's three, four weeks from today. Yes, two. I'm sure she'll go when the time comes. Good.


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[Assistant] And thanks for staying out the office this late, but I had a hunch the wire might come through tonight. Goodbye. And thanks again.


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[Assistant] The other night you said it was alright. You wanted other women to find me attractive.


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[Assistant] But the convention is three weeks off. Anyway, Berth will be here.


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[Assistant] You're making it hard for yourself. But if you really feel that way about it, I guess I'll have to go alone.


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[Assistant] Darling, you're in a bad way. You don't want to leave Bobby because you're afraid something will happen to him. You don't want me to go alone because you're afraid something will happen to me.


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[Assistant] And you're afraid if I stay here, I'll fall in love with Elizabeth Van Dorn.


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[Assistant] I remember something your mother once said to me. She said, Claudia must learn to make friends with pain. She must learn to hold close with open hands. Your mother was a wise and wonderful woman.


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[Assistant] Stop treating me like an invalid. You heard what Dr. Harry said just now, didn't you?


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[Assistant] Good, that's one thing it accomplished. Now, uhm, suppose there's a cancellation.


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[Assistant] Long distance, get me Consolidated Airways, New York City. Thank you, hold on.


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[Assistant] Sorry to trouble you like this, but it's rather a special case. You'll be sure to call me right back, won't you? Thanks, goodbye.


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[Assistant] You're gonna do In Memoriam. Yes. So you're gonna sing Sweet and Slow and Something Feeling tonight.


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[Assistant] Hello? Yes, Dr. Harry, this is David's brother.


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[Assistant] Now I feel, I had a hard time figuring out how to do this one. I probably have something that looks incredibly sketchy here. A cardboard box on a speaker holding up two candles. But I have a really interesting setup to play the Wii, right? I'm not just in my living room because I gotta record it. So I gotta be at my PC setup.


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[Assistant] You know, with the TV up here, with the, with the Wii, you know, so it's something else. Usually I keep my sensor bar right here on top of the speaker on a stack of games.


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[Assistant] But I had to do something different this time around because I'm using candles. I've been sent a ton of TikToks and whatnots of people using candles instead of sensor bars. So today I have purchased candles. I got a whole bunch of them actually, you know, in case, uh,


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[Assistant] In case I need more, I don't know. I don't know how long these candles last. I don't even know what their scent is, to be honest, but I hope.


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[Assistant] They smell good. But essentially, all a Wii sensor bar is is like two points of light or heat or something that...


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[Assistant] I don't know how it works to be honest with you, but two candles can do the same thing as a sensor bar. I believe a sensor bar is just light on each side.


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[Assistant] So I'm going to light these candles and use these candles instead of my sensor bar. My sensor bar...


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[Assistant] I'm going to try to do this without burning my house down. Uhm, I don't know where my closest fire extinguisher is. This is on cardboard too, which is a fantastic idea. Did I light it? Yeah, there's one. It doesn't work, right? You can't get anything going.


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[Assistant] So hopefully now, once I light this other one,


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[Assistant] Oh god, I'm shaky. Okay, so I have two lit candles. Pick up the beep remote.


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[Assistant] Was this a troll? Oh, no, no, no, no. All right. We got the toad we remote to work. Now will the beef remote work is the question. With candles.


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[Assistant] Well this is not a testament to my product here, that's for sure.


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[Assistant] Oh, I saw it for- oh no, it works! There we go, I got it. The B for remote works as well. It's just a little...


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[Assistant] It takes a little time to find it, but. So, of all the sports on Wii Sports, baseball is the best, obviously. So we're gonna start with baseball.


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[Assistant] Using the good ol' candles. Now I cannot go into a fit of rage.


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[Assistant] With these candles balancing on a cardboard box on my desk that I like to slam.


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[Assistant] Look at that! Uh oh, that's not far enough, is it? Nope. Don't catch it, don't catch it! Oh! That was far enough! Okay!


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[Assistant] The candles might be better than the sensor bar, to be honest with you. One more run and we can get a mercy rule. Which would be sweet.


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[Assistant] Ah, tits, tits, tits, titties. Titties! Catch it. Wow, team. You're not being completely worthless today.


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[Assistant] Catch it! Alright, nevermind, team, you suck. You can't be doing those exclamation points. They do not wanna swing at a splinter. Oh, they'll swing at that. Catch it, team! Catch it! Thank you!


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[Assistant] You're a tad late, Matt. How about not being a tad late? Oh, now you're a tad early, eh? And you're out again, Matt. Matt is the worst player on my team.


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[Assistant] It's all Matt. We do fine with every other character except Matt.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, that's not good. Oh! Nevermind, it's still good.


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[Assistant] Look at Abby, Abby finally had to do something. Okay, we have the bases loaded. We can get the grand slam.


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[Assistant] The Denny's Grand Slam Eggs and Ham. And that is a perfect pass to Abby. Okay. That might be it.


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[Assistant] It's either that, eeeeh, oh yeaah. It is a Grand Slam. I might have to switch to candles. This might be the permanent solution. Wow. I don't know. I, I don't know.


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[Assistant] Either I'm on my shit today or the candles really do make a difference.


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[Assistant] Okay, Matt. You can't end this, Matt. Matt, you suck! Matt! Matt is the worst! Aw, shit. Abby. Catch it! Oh! How do you not catch that? Friggin' soft spot for Abby, clearly. Oh, boy.


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[Assistant] Okay, nevermind. We're gonna exclamation point every time we throw the ball apparently.


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[Assistant] Well, that's the game. We gave up a run, but 12 to 1 ain't bad.


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[Assistant] Using my old beef remote and some candles. What do you think? What if we do a training? Wait, no, what? Wii fitness, that's what I'm looking for. Let's do a Wii fitness test with these candles. Hitting home runs, great. I was just playing baseball, so thank you. Well, that's not a home run.


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[Assistant] This is not going well. Ahhhh! Everybody in the crowd! That's also not a home run. Oh, no. Wow, this is awful.


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[Assistant] I think that's my first home run. I come alive in the second half. The first four pitches should not count.


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[Assistant] And neither should the last. Now we have to spend some time with Alisa. You know who we haven't seen in forever? Alisa. And here she is. Naaah. Naaah.


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[Assistant] Oh, way to- way to end on a note there. Target practice. Remember this? I still have not gotten the platinum for this frickin'... for this.


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[Assistant] I still need to get back to that. This is considered the hardest platinum medal in the game, according to some of the best speedrunners, uh, in the entire Wii Sports category. So to get a platinum, which is the best medal on this, you need to get, what, what was it, like 700 points or something?


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[Assistant] So, 10 is definitely not it. It's 50 at least.


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[Assistant] After a bad start, I've actually been doing pretty good now.


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[Assistant] That's not hard enough, not nearly hard enough. Well, still 50.


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[Assistant] That actually wasn't half bad, I don't know what the final score was, but. Between my frickin' baseball performance though. Oh, 28, that's not even bad.


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[Assistant] Actually, I don't know if I'd necessarily disagree.


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[Assistant] That my balance is strongest between speed and stamina. I get tired going up my stairs, so I know my stamina is low. And I don't go very fast up the stairs, so I know my speed is low. But I don't fall!


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[Assistant] Up or down the stairs yet. So my balance must be good. That's a pretty accurate little test right there. Beefboss has zero skill level in tennis. We're doing a best of five because there's gonna be a Lisa. Wait, what? Oh, it's Maz.


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[Assistant] Elisa's the boss, not the first one. I got that mixed up. Yeah, try to return that, bitch. Wow! Ah, crap.


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[Assistant] Wow! We're tied to the frickin' worst pair of frickin' tennis players in the game! Miss it. Yeah, okay, or I'll miss it!


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[Assistant] Well, we pulled that win out of our ass, which is not how it should be. Bowling. I guess we'll just do every sport with candles and see.


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[Assistant] See if anything changes, but as far as I can tell so far, it's like playing Wii Sports with a sensor bar.


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[Assistant] There's really no difference. Look at that best by the way, 300. I got a choice in a row.


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[Assistant] Have I ever told you guys that I got twice in a row a perfect game on Wii Sports Bowling? Have I ever told you guys that this game might be perfect too?


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[Assistant] That was a pretty terrible game. Did we even hit 200? No, 171. We just lost XP.


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[Assistant] That's wonderful. Great job, Candles. You lost me 88 experience points, Candles. Suck my freaking balls. Alright, we're doing a different strategy this time.


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[Assistant] We're doing the straight atom strategy. And of course that didn't work. I need to make up- I need to win back that 88 experience point. Experience points don't frickin' go on trees. Okay.


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[Assistant] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,


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[Assistant] I'm done with bowling. I don't know what I'm gonna do about that 88 experience points. Someone's gonna have to freaking get it for it. I can't believe I lost 88 experience points.


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[Assistant] Honestly, I don't care about golf. Who even cares how candles work with golf? I'm going back to bowling.


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[Assistant] I'm playing bowling till I get that 88 experience back. I'm pissed about that.


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[Assistant] NO! Oh my god. I'm gonna put my frickin' Wii Remote in the fire. You know, that's a great idea to have candles.


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[Assistant] I can burn my Wii Remote to death instead of throwing it to death.


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[Assistant] Yeah, whatever, now he didn't- didn't curve all the way back over because I hit A, I'm hitting A to just skip the stupid-


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[Assistant] That was the first beef remote I chucked at the floor. And it still works. I lost the little black cover at the end. But it still works.


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[Assistant] So, we're just gonna continue on like that didn't happen.


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[Assistant] See, I'm hitting A to skip, you know, the intro scene, and then I end up hitting A


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[Assistant] You know, this is why I rage. I get that anger out of me, and then, you know, you come back, you come back even stronger.


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[Assistant] You instill the fear into the game in your Wii Remote, and it cooperates.


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[Assistant] Dammit, I was feeling really good about that too. I had it down.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, now it's being a piece of crap. See, about six frames into a game, I guess, is when the Wii Remote forgets what happens when it doesn't cooperate. Ah, that's a terrible throw to end the game. Well, it was a great start, terrible finish.


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[Assistant] Through 46, give me, oh yea, 11. I knew that negative 88 was devastating. Because now I get 250. 50 short of a perfect game. And it gives me 11 experience. That...


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[Assistant] That, mmm, man. That literally busted my balls.


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[Assistant] Well, we ended on a strike. Is that, what is that?


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[Assistant] I'm guessing we're probably gonna lose, if we lose more experience on this, the beef remote gets it.


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[Assistant] By the hairs of my ass and six inches, we didn't get frickin' less experience points.


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[Assistant] We've made up for 18 or 17 of our frickin 88 lost.


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[Assistant] Let's- let's watch- no, let's watch this for a frickin' year! I love staring at the one pin that ruins my day.


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[Assistant] As we stand together with our Irish friends, I'm reminded of that proverb


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[Assistant] But never forget to remember those that have stuck by you.


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[Assistant] Alright, so, the trick is, we spin this guy.


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[Assistant] Skeleton of the leg. Fibia and fibula.


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[Assistant] We have here tibia and a fibula from a right side illustrated together before we start looking into features of a fibula. It is interesting to point out that joint that these two bones will make here


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[Assistant] Is considered proximal tibiofibular joint and structurally we say that is synovial joint. Very limited movement occurs between tibia and fibula, but synovial joint has been described in all sources of information.


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[Assistant] That means that proximal fibula, the way we see it, is quite massive, not really like excessively large, nowhere close to be compared to expanded upper part of the tibia. And it's also good to mention right away that although


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[Assistant] Its expanded superior part is known as the fibular head. And this little prominent and upward-oriented spike is known as the apex of the fibula.


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[Assistant] Narrowing of the bone identifies the neck of the fibula.


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[Assistant] This is the interosseous margin or interosseous border of the fibula and that is of course the fibular attachment for the interosseous membrane that connects tibia and fibula together.


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[Assistant] Ends up by producing quite a massive enlargement, which is simply known as the fibular or lateral malleolus.


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[Assistant] But when we take a look from medial perspective, it is easy to identify that there is a quite large triangular articular surface that will make the contact with the lateral aspect of the trochlea of the talus.


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[Assistant] Therefore, there will be three different contact points established between skeleton of the leg and, of course, trochlea of the talus. On the sides, talus will be supported by fibular and tibial malleoli, but inferior tibia will cover the top part of the trochlea.


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[Assistant] The malleolus itself may have just one more additional landmark that will be seen when we take a look from posterior and inferior direction. There is a bit of depression here on the malleolus and it is known as the malleolar fossa.


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[Assistant] I suppose that would cost you dating, and uh, it went really well. Uh, we're doing the whole take it slow thing, you know, like I told you, like, I didn't even try to kiss her or anything afterward.


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[Assistant] Uh, she said that she wants to hang out tonight, but that I should know that she's seeing Mason.


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[Assistant] But before I do, I want a letter written by him renouncing every penny from Bridget. Then it's finished.


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[Assistant] Hey, it's MIB with some exciting news about our long-time sponsor, Bayi.jp.


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[Assistant] Remember, Bayi is the site you can use to shop Japanese shops and auction sites.


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[Assistant] They handle language barriers, currency conversion, and all that stuff, so you can easily get the hard to get things you want. Well, now the channel is officially a Bai affiliate, which means when you sign up for a new account using the link below, you still get 2,000 yen of free money


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[Assistant] Oh guys, I'm so excited! In my research, I found yet another old Godzilla game that no one outside of Japan has ever even heard of! It's called Beat Beat Mothra, and it came out, it- HEY!


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[Assistant] But if you already love it, why do you need me to review it?


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[Assistant] I have no nostalgic connection to Super Godzilla. Like I've said in other videos, I grew up with a Sega Genesis, not a SNES. But let's cut to the chase.


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[Assistant] I don't like Super Godzilla. In fact, I go as far as to say that it bores the hell out of me. But I will kick off this review with some compliments. It has some really good sound and music. Listen to this.


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[Assistant] Classic Godzilla scores and roars translate surprisingly well. I must not be alone in thinking this because this game's music was released on official soundtracks twice. The graphics are mostly good, the monsters look mostly okay in 16-bit, but


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[Assistant] That this happened somewhere in the 1990s and we don't know when? Anyway, aliens are invading Earth again and sending their monsters to attack.


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[Assistant] Now usually, Godzilla will volunteer to come and kick the shit out of the aliens for us, but in this game, he's just sleeping at the bottom of the sea of...


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[Assistant] Sea of what? The Sea of Love? Oh, just the Sea of Japan.


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[Assistant] To fight off the monsters. There's a whole cast of human characters who do a whole lot of babbling and exposition dumps while you play. Super Godzilla can be divided into two parts.


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[Assistant] The part where you're wandering around, and the part where you're engaged in combat with other monsters. Both parts SUCK! The city part looks like this!


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[Assistant] This part of the screen is literally the game you're playing.


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[Assistant] I'm not joking when I say that all you're doing is directing this blue dot Godzilla around the map. Sometimes you need to turn on a dime, which this game isn't always 100% responsive to. You can find various power-ups or reactors that can recharge Godzilla's health.


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[Assistant] When you go out of bounds, this fool pops up to tell you to turn around. But it takes him three dialogue boxes to say it. Every time.


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[Assistant] Finally I found the pink dot, which is King Ghidorah, and then the game switches into its infamous combat mode.


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[Assistant] What you need to do is sneak in forward, land a punch, then immediately back off to trigger this rotating menu of special moves, and then you do a special move.


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[Assistant] These annoying lines here are the monster's fighting spirits, which also play into how strong your attacks and defenses are.


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[Assistant] Most of the fight cinematics look okay. Some look blah.


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[Assistant] This fighting system has its defenders. There are people who enjoy it. Hi, I see you. I'm just not one of them. Even when I fully understand what I'm doing, I'm bored.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna delete that comment. Ooh, just wait till you get to beg on.


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[Assistant] The second stage introduces a new annoyance, random encounters with alien ships. These encounters are obnoxious! I'm trying to get my stupid blue dot across this map and I keep getting thrust into these monotonous one-move fights!


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[Assistant] This level's boss is another Godzilla, but of course One Punch reveals it to be the Showa era Mechagodzilla.


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[Assistant] Jesus Christ! Level 3 mixes things up because now I gotta break down all these electrical towers. And if I walk between them, I gotta wander around looking for the kidnapped professor before I can fight the main boss.


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[Assistant] All the while I'm being thrust into more fights with UFOs.


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[Assistant] Look at that, I moved one pixel, and it triggered another fight. You could stop the UFO fights by taking out the mothership, but that's just one more thing on this level's huge to-do list.


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[Assistant] Finally, I rescue the professor, and I can fight by Allante.


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[Assistant] It must have been exciting to see Biollante and the upcoming Heisei era monsters in an American game in 1993.


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[Assistant] Or maybe players were annoyed by all these new monsters and were wondering where the originals were.


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[Assistant] In level five you're gonna fight Mecha King Ghidorah, but you have the option to first go around and collect the three special energy points.


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[Assistant] This will turn you into Super Godzilla. Yeah, it's not just a standard Super Nintendo titling thing. There really is a Super Godzilla in this game.


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[Assistant] And he looks ridiculous! He looks like an NFL quarterback! Seriously, what's with his shoulders?


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[Assistant] Oh my god, really? Maybe this game is actually good then.


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[Assistant] No Fanny, this game blows. And you can get fucked. Here's my favorite part. There's a time limit here. You have to get to Mecha King Ghidorah before all of Tokyo is destroyed. But at the same time, they're encouraging YOU to destroy Tokyo, because with Super Godzilla, knocking down buildings doesn't deplete your health anymore.


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[Assistant] Super Godzilla vs. Mecha King Ghidorah, here we go. Some of these shots just look so weird to me.


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[Assistant] Like seriously, this is the best they could do with Super Godzilla here? But since Godzilla's all roided up, this fight is a breeze.


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[Assistant] Yes, this game is most famous for featuring Bagen, a monster who almost made it to the big screen in the 90s.


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[Assistant] He appears in this as well as the movie studio tour game I've previously reviewed.


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[Assistant] If not for Bagin's appearance in this game, I'm not sure how noteworthy Super Godzilla would actually be. And it's weird that this game even came to America instead of, you know, the other Godzilla game on this hardware that never came to the States. But that's a headache for another day. Again.


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[Assistant] I'll acknowledge that this game has its fans.


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[Assistant] As a game, it's competent in that it is a game and it is playable and it works.


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[Assistant] Compared to other SNES games and even other Godzilla games, I find Super Godzilla to be so tedious and unremarkable. I've put off this review for so long because I'm just never excited to play this game.


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[Assistant] Playing a blue dot is literally the polar opposite of the excitement that should come with playing as a giant monster.


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[Assistant] Like I don't, like that's just something I wanted to do. I wanted to work at Trader Joe's. Those were the jobs I saw myself having and enjoying. I always wanted to like, go get gas by myself. You know, go, I always wanted to like, go get groceries for my mom. Stuff like that.


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[Assistant] Or this person told me that I was being this way and you, you know, it's interesting. So I feel like the people that like have, uhm, what was it, drained my power or whatever. I can't really be mad because I let them. I don't know, maybe that's wrong, but that's, that's how I feel right now.


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[Assistant] Calling women sluts is out of date, you know what I mean? Shaming people for wearing what they want is out of date. Shhh, you know. Calling...


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[Assistant] These are good, I like this. Uhm, a pretty big deal.


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[Assistant] You know, I remember when I hit 13 followers on Instagram. I was out of my mind. I was so pumped.


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[Assistant] What other type of headphones are there? Yeah, I do. I guess you don't, huh?


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[Assistant] It really stumped me. It's crazy to be heard. It's really crazy to be heard. I think so much of...


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[Assistant] I was with a friend of mine and she was like, should we go get dinner? To go get dinner is like kind of a hassle now because


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[Assistant] Nine times. You never made it out of sight. I walked them both the other way. I cannot stand another day. We droned down on each other. Axe-tails told. Blow away. To the hungar merchants. But now I'm punched in the face. I can't stand another day.


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[Assistant] Not bad, you know, because it's still interesting. It's got like elements of like, huh. Definitely not worried about my profession. I am not afraid of you, my friend.


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[Assistant] I like them. I like how like, abstract they were.


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[Assistant] I've been asked the same question a lot of times. Kind of in like different ways, but it's like still the same question. You start to memorize your answer.


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[Assistant] Ideas, you can't really, so you kind of have to just say the same thing. But I realized recently that


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[Assistant] Saying the same thing I've always said, but I'm actually like, wait, wait, wait. Like I don't even feel this way anymore. Going on tour next month.


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[Assistant] It's just that I got so used to dreading it. What's nice about this is that Mr. AI is not trying to cause anything. He's just wondering. He just wants to know.


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[Assistant] Even though I'll probably get in trouble for saying something in this that people will take out of context. Never know. So.


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[Assistant] If you're constantly being profiled by police and you feel insecure and unsafe in your own community, you're gonna get angry.


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[Assistant] Didn't want to address the gay character. It wasn't that at all. Sofia came in and was so strong that that's why they deleted the housekeeper.


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[Assistant] After a Mary Tyler Moore show, you don't think it's ever gonna, you just, you've had it. You've done, you will work and you will do other shows, but you'll never have something like that.


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[Assistant] The lads, they walk past this board every day and challenge for us is, is, you know, who's going to be here and who's going to be here and who's going to be here. It never stops. It's the challenge that we all aspire to contribute towards, you know.


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[Assistant] Yeah, today is graduation day. I've been here for 10 years now.


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[Assistant] I've seen this place grow. This building wasn't here when I first come. There was a little hut, wasn't it, when we first joined. This has been my second home for ten years and I'm saying goodbye to it.


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[Assistant] Yes. Hello, Pine Tree. All right. Frank, Keith Davenport.


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[Assistant] I should do so, Sherlock Holmes remarked impatiently.


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[Assistant] Who dashed at a cupboard from which he emerged with a second yellow-covered volume in his hand. We pay the price, Watson, for being too up-to-date, he cried.


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[Assistant] We are before our time and suffer the usual penalties. Being the seventh of January, we have very properly laid in the new almanac.


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[Assistant] It is more than likely that Porlock took his message from the Old One.


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[Assistant] No doubt he would have told us so had his letter of explanation been written.


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[Assistant] Now let us see what page 534 has in store for us. Number 13 is there.


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[Assistant] Holmes' eyes were gleaming with excitement, and his thin nervous fingers twitched as he counted the words.


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[Assistant] But where's the mystery if there is a man in London who prophesied the crime before ever it occurred?


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[Assistant] What really counts is your remark that there is some connection between the professor and the crime.


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[Assistant] Of the Double Mopes, which had guarded its more warlike predecessor,


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[Assistant] Arrived from headquarters in a light dog cart behind a breathless trotter. By the 5.40 train in the morning he had sent his message to Scotland Yard.


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[Assistant] When Mr. Barker arrived the candle was lit and the lamp was out. That's all clear enough. Well, now, we can reconstruct things on those lines. Mr. Douglas enters the room. He puts down the candle. A man appears from behind the curtain. He is armed with this gun. He demands the wedding ring. Evan only knows why, but so it must have been. Mr. Douglas gave it up. Then, either in cold blood, or in the course of a struggle,


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[Assistant] That there is a small piece of plaster at the angle of Mr. Douglas's jaw. Did you observe that in life? Yes, sir. He cut himself in shaving yesterday morning. Did you ever know him to cut himself in shaving before? Not for a very long time, sir. Suggestive, said Holmes. It may, of course, be a mere coincidence.


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[Assistant] It would be a grand help to the police, said the Inspector, if these things were numbered and registered. But we must be thankful for what we've got.


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[Assistant] He did the round of the house every night for he was nervous of fire. It is the only thing that I have ever known him nervous of.


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[Assistant] What the words were which attracted your attention?


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[Assistant] I wish none of their confidences, said Holmes, when I reported to him what had occurred


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[Assistant] A man who would be likely to give up his wedding ring at such short notice? Or could we conceive of his giving it up at all?


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[Assistant] Therefore the shot must have been fired some time earlier than we are told. But there could be no mistake about such a matter as that.


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[Assistant] That I am sure cannot be true, said I, thinking of the beautiful smiling face in the garden. Well, at least they gave that impression.


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[Assistant] And the sound of shots is so common in an English sporting neighbourhood that no particular notice would be taken. That is all very clear," said Holmes. Well, Mr. Douglas did not appear. What was he to do next?


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[Assistant] Simply that I put it there. You put it there. You. Perhaps I should have said, replaced it there, said Holmes.


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[Assistant] You will remember, Inspector MacDonald, that I was somewhat struck by the absence of a dumbbell. I drew your attention to it.


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[Assistant] It is not a very far-fetched supposition that something has been sunk in the water.


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[Assistant] This we accomplished by the very obvious device of announcing that the moat would be dried tomorrow, which had, of course,


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[Assistant] The effect that whoever had hidden the bundle would most certainly withdraw it the moment that darkness enabled him to do so.


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[Assistant] From within he extracted a dumbbell which he tossed down to its fellow in the corner. Next he drew forth a pair of boots. American, as you perceive, he remarked, pointing to the toes.


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[Assistant] Save only the overcoat which is full of suggestive touches. He held it tenderly towards the light.


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[Assistant] Here, as you perceive, is the inner pocket prolonged into the lining in such fashion as to give ample space for the truncated, fouling piece. The tailor's tab is on the neck,


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[Assistant] I have spent an instructive afternoon in the rector's library.


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[Assistant] And have enlarged my knowledge by adding the fact that Vermissa


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[Assistant] Is a flourishing little town at the head of one of the best known coal and iron valleys in the United States.


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[Assistant] I have some recollection, Mr. Barker, that you associated the coal districts with Mr. Douglas's first wife.


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[Assistant] And it would surely not be too far-fetched an inference that the V. V. upon the card by the dead body might stand for Vermissa Valley.


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[Assistant] Or that this very valley which sends forth emissaries of murder may be that valley of fear of which we have heard. So much is fairly clear. And now, Mr. Barker?


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[Assistant] I seem to be standing rather in the way of your explanation.


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[Assistant] It was a sight to see Cecil Barker's expressive face during this exposition of the Great Detective. Anger, amazement.


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[Assistant] Consternation and indecision swept over it in turn.


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[Assistant] Finally he took refuge in a somewhat acrid irony.


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[Assistant] You know such a lot, Mr. Holmes. Perhaps you had better tell us some more," he sneered.


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[Assistant] I have no doubt that I could tell you a great deal more, Mr Barker.


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[Assistant] We must just keep you in sight until we have the warrant and can hold you. You can do what you damn please about that, said Barker defiantly.


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[Assistant] And should strongly urge you to have some confidence in the common sense of our jurisdiction.


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[Assistant] And to take the police voluntarily into your complete confidence. It may be that I am myself at fault.


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[Assistant] For not following up the hint which you conveyed to me through my friend Dr. Watson.


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[Assistant] And I should strongly recommend that you ask Mr. Douglas to tell us his own story.


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[Assistant] Indeed yes, Mr. Douglas, said Sherlock Holmes. I am sure that you will find it best.


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[Assistant] The man stood blinking at us with the dazed look of one who comes from the dark into the light.


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[Assistant] You are the historian of this bunch. Well, Dr. Watson.


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[Assistant] You've never had such a story as that pass through your hands before, and I'll lay my last dollar on that. Tell it your own way, but there are the facts, and you can't miss the public so long as you have those. I've been cooped up two days, and I've spent the daylight hours, as much daylight as I could get in that rat trap, and putting the thing into words. You're welcome to them, you and your public.


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[Assistant] That's the past, Mr. Douglas, said Sherlock Holmes quietly.


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[Assistant] Inspector MacDonald had been staring at the newcomer with the greatest amazement.


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[Assistant] Well, this fairly beats me, he cried at last.


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[Assistant] A few are Mr. John Douglas of Burlstone Manor.


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[Assistant] Then whose death have we been investigating for these two days? And where in the world have you sprung from now?


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[Assistant] You seem to me to come out of the floor like a jack in a box. Ah, Mr. Mack," said Holmes, shaking a reproving forefinger.


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[Assistant] You would not read that excellent local compilation which described the concealment of King Charles.


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[Assistant] People did not hide in those days without excellent hiding places.


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[Assistant] And the hiding place that has once been used may be again.


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[Assistant] I had persuaded myself that we should find Mr. Douglas under this roof.


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[Assistant] Only last night did I form my views of the case as they could not be put to the proof until this evening.


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[Assistant] It at once became apparent to me that the body we had found could not have been the body of Mr John Douglas at all.


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[Assistant] It must be that of the bicyclist from Tunbridge Wells. No other conclusion was possible.


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[Assistant] Therefore I had to determine where Mr. John Douglas himself could be.


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[Assistant] And also I saw my chance to throw these hounds once and for all off my track. Mind you, from first to last, I have done nothing to be ashamed of, and nothing that I would not do again. But you'll judge that for yourselves when I tell you my story. Never mind warning me, Inspector. I'm ready to stand pat upon the truth. I'm not going to begin at the beginning. That's all there. He indicated my bundle of papers.


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[Assistant] And a mighty queer yarn you'll find it. It all comes down to this. That there are some men that have good cause to hate me.


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[Assistant] And would give their last dollar to know that they have got me. So long as I am alive and they are alive, there is no safety in this world for me. They hunted me from Chicago to California. Then they chased me out of America. But when I married and settled down in this quiet spot, I thought my last years were going to be peaceable. I never explained to my wife how things were. Why should I pull her into it?


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[Assistant] But until yesterday, after you gentlemen had seen her, she never knew the rights of the matter. She told you all she knew, and so did Barker here. For on the night when this thing happened, there was mighty little time for explanations. She knows everything now, and I would have been a wiser man if I had told her sooner. But it was a hard question, dear. He took her hand for an instant in his own, and I acted for the best.


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[Assistant] My mind was always more restful when that bridge was up in the evenings. I put the thing clear out of my head


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[Assistant] I never dreamed of his getting into the house and waiting for me.


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[Assistant] But when I made my round in my dressing gown, as was my habit,


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[Assistant] I put down the candle and jumped for a hammer that I'd left on the mantle. At the same moment he sprang at me. I saw the glint of a knife, and I lashed at him with the hammer. I got him somewhere, for the knife tinkled down on the floor. He dodged round the table as quick as an eel, and a moment later he'd got his gun from under his coat. I heard him cock it, but I had got hold of it before he could fire. I had it by the barrel,


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[Assistant] Wunderschönen guten Abend bei Find Your Next Game. Oh, der Obermeier hat sein Sportsacko an. Das heißt, es wird ernst. Es werden die ganz großen Geschütze aufgefahren, denn heute ist der Abend des PlayStation 5 Events. Wir sind heute Abend vielleicht, wenn das, was ich hier auf meinen Zetteln stehen hab, tatsächlich eintritt.


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[Assistant] Still Alive Studios


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[Assistant] Battle.


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[Assistant] Alcatrin, you as a total Battlefield fan, what was your favorite attachment for the M4A1?


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[Assistant] Battlefield. For Bad Company 2 there was the Vietnam add-on. And it still looks great.


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[Assistant] Here, the, the hack 1377, uh, 1337, or hacklead writes something very clever, namely, as I said, just call Battlefield 6 Battlefield and offer it as a game as a service and always new updates with different settings, maybe also mix settings if the community wants to. I thought that this was the master plan anyway, because they had built such an interface with Battlefield 1. What I thought was already, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so,


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[Assistant] Michi, what about you?


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[Assistant] Bin ichs vielleicht auch ein bisschen, hab ichs vielleicht auch ein bisschen satt.


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[Assistant] Das mit dem nicht wehtun ist ein wahnsinnig gutes Stichwort, denn es geht auch hier in dieser Sendung um eure Gesundheit. Ihr sitzt wahrscheinlich gerade vor einem Bildschirm, keine Ahnung wie lang schon heute, und da haben unsere Freunde von der Techniker-Krankenkasse einen Gesundheitstipp. Es geht nämlich heute um das Sehen, damit ihr auch morgen noch richtig gucken könnt. Mats ab!


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[Assistant] Ahh, was für eine Pause. Ich hoffe, ihr habt das auch mitgemacht. Dann könnt ihr den heutigen Abend durchhalten, denn wir haben noch sooo viel Programm. Heute ist, wie gesagt, der große Playstation 5 Event um 22 Uhr geht der los, aber bis dahin


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[Assistant] What do you think? Are we going to hear it tonight or not?


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[Assistant] Find your next game


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[Assistant] Genau. Und das muss man dazu sagen, ihr seid ein Studio aus dem schönen Tirol.


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[Assistant] Can I give you the... ah, it's fine with you, yes.


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[Assistant] Ah, okay. That was the question of...


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[Assistant] Jetzt ist interessant bei Find Your Next Game für alle Fans von Turok.


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[Assistant] Emil Kraftling and Brynley Gibson, Brynley Gibson will come, welcome to the show. Hey.


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[Assistant] So, second extinction guys, give us the rundown. What's this game all about?


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[Assistant] So the, the, uhm, three player stuff, is it, is it three identical players or, uhm, do the players have special, uh, classes or skills?


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[Assistant] And now you're going with dinosaurs. I love it.


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[Assistant] And another question from our viewers, uhm, are there different dinosaur types as in Left 4 Dead? They have the special infected, are there special super strong dinosaurs in the game or are they all cannon fodder?


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[Assistant] So one thing I'm wondering myself, is there ever gonna be a scientific explanation how the dinosaurs took over the earth or are we just expected to accept this as fact and have fun with it? Because I need their hands.


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[Assistant] There's another question from our viewers because previously you mentioned the whole live service aspect that you're going to plan to expand on the story. Have you locked down the business model for the game yet? So is it a, is it a buy to play game? Is it free to play game? How does that work?


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[Assistant] Okay, I think we have time for one, maybe two questions if we choose quick questions.


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[Assistant] Just a question about the, about the T-Rex. Is it as sneaky as it is in Jurassic Park so that it's standing right next to you when you usually should have heard it coming?


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[Assistant] But, but keep it in mind, I mean, you're planning to expand the game Ninja T-Rex DLC or Ninja T-Rex add-on. Think about it. I'm giving you this idea for free.


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[Assistant] And I just have to translate the answer to the question beforehand because I forgot to translate.


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[Assistant] Okay, thank you very much guys for being on the stream.


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[Assistant] So uhm, PlayStation 5 Event, bleibt dran. Gleich geht's weiter.


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[Assistant] Da können wir nachher auf jeden Fall nochmal drüber sprechen, aber ich halte auch ein Gran Turismo für heute gesetzt.


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[Assistant] What do we call the next PS2 announcement title?


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[Assistant] We can talk about that later. There are some little clues.


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[Assistant] Was auch, also stellvertretend für viele andere Titel so ist.


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[Assistant] Yeah, uhm, good, that's been decided at some point.


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[Assistant] Well, that was, that was a bit of a scandal back then.


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[Assistant] That was announced back then, Killzone 1, uh,


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[Assistant] Wow, from above a city and then a dropship.


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[Assistant] Gameplay.


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[Assistant] I would also like to show my screen.


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[Assistant] Das heißt, um 22 Uhr schauen wir hier auf dem Kanal zusammen mit unserem Kommentar.


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[Assistant] Das sind irgendwelche Dreiecke. Ah, da ist es. Ja. Genau.


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[Assistant] I mean, that looks great, and you could also, if you remember the demo from Killzone 2,


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[Assistant] That could only be pre-rendered, but it wasn't.


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[Assistant] I don't know if this is the right one or if it's just a trailer, but anyway, this first demo...


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[Assistant] Also bleibt bitte dran, geht nirgends wohin, gleich geht's weiter mit der Pre-Show und dann um 22 Uhr mit dem PS5 Event. Bis gleich!


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[Assistant] Uhm, the first thing I think we'll see today is Bloodborne Remastered. There was a league last week.


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[Assistant] It's all worth it in the end.


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[Assistant] But as I said, these insiders claim it's a bloodborne remastered. Let's wait and see.


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[Assistant] So, according to the probability, the game is either Call of Duty Black Ops


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[Assistant] Or, now I forgot the name, Black Ops, then something else.


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[Assistant] Maybe, but I see it too. I can imagine.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, so am Rande, weil eigentlich, uhm, das kommt über einen Schwung von Amazon-Listings. Bei Amazon sind diverse Listungen von Spielen für die Playstation 5 aufgetaucht, bei denen aber nur dabei steht, um welchen Publisher es sich handelt. Also zum Beispiel Konami PS5 Game.


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[Assistant] Meet me on camera 1.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah. Well, that, that is also very likely that, uhm, a sequel to Horizon Zero Dawn will be announced today. Guerrilla Games has been working on it for quite a while now. There were statements and artworks and stuff like that. There was already information on it. The game was also very successful. And today, the following happened. The Spanish speaker of Aloy pointed out on Twitter, look at it today. So...


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[Assistant] One more thing, one more thing.


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[Assistant] Was da die Umfrageergebnisse sagen bei was zahlen die Leute für ihre PlayStation?


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[Assistant] That was at some games convention. We walked around with a microphone and a camera team.


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[Assistant] So uhm,


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[Assistant] Half levels maximum.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. No, wipeout. Confirmed. Obermeier again over-speculating.


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[Assistant] Alles läuft auf einer PS5, was wir jetzt sehen.


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[Assistant] Did you see that?


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[Assistant] Ich glaub das mit diesem Dimensionssprüng eben nicht.


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[Assistant] And the first new IP. I just wrote leechtm in the chat.


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[Assistant] What is it? Is it?


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[Assistant] Uh-huh, okay.


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[Assistant] But cool that it's not only for 18 titles, but also for the little ones.


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[Assistant] Soulstorm Exodus was something different. It's the remake of it.


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[Assistant] Is das so ein Planetenkolonialisierungsspiel?


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[Assistant] Songs and sounds by Synthific. I don't know them, but I don't know any music.


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[Assistant] So that's, uhm, I must say, the Astro Rod Rescue Mission for the current PSVR was already great.


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[Assistant] We only have 8 minutes left, now we could get a racer.


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[Assistant] Mir fehlt das tatsächlich noch. Ich hab das damals nicht gespielt. Ja.


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[Assistant] Ah, bluepoint. Okay, also good. Then that was maybe nonsense with Bloodborne.


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[Assistant] The hope is that it's gonna be an immersive sim like... ...like Dishonored is.


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[Assistant] Versus. Das Anti-Koop.


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[Assistant] It has a bit of the vibe of Resident Evil 4, with this door.


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[Assistant] Bock, bitte in VR! Aber echt, ich bin echt gespannt, wie sie das in die größere Resident Evil Story einweben.


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[Assistant] Oh, that's Ludens?


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[Assistant] We already have 5 minutes over the hour, so...


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[Assistant] That's a normal bird, right?


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[Assistant] Where is the pro?


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[Assistant] Find ich super. Also find es auch irgendwie merkwürdig jetzt nochmal Peter Parker zu spielen.


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[Assistant] Nooo, that's the... How do I explain this? Uh...


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[Assistant] Also, er ist auch so blau, rot und schwarz, aber in einem anderen...


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[Assistant] Spiderman lore knowledge is not the lowest.


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[Assistant] But, also that I'm searching.


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[Assistant] But, uh, that's a little life hack, how you could make a black DualSense controller. How you can make it look cool.


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[Assistant] Alex aus der Regie hat grad, ehm, brandheiße Infos bekommen, nämlich die Playstation 5 über dieses neue Lüfterkonzept. Saugt eure Wohnung.


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[Assistant] Ding. Ich finde meine Vorhersagen waren nicht so gut.


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[Assistant] Half wrong, wrong, right, right.


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[Assistant] Ich weiß, wie ihr mir das verfolgt habt, es gab mal ne Resident Evil 4 Version.


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[Assistant] Geister, so mit, uh, mit der Taschenlampe in den Schach halten muss und also gar keine Zombies.


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[Assistant] Clever, clever, clever.


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[Assistant] Project Athea.


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[Assistant] I actually thought at first that it was a, uhm,


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[Assistant] Then it looks a little bit like it got too hot and burst open.


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[Assistant] So in any case, eye catching, so it's just, it just stands out.


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[Assistant] Going west? Going to the west?


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[Assistant] Ah, okay, good. Aber dann schauen wir erstmal kurz in Horizon 2 rein.


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[Assistant] Is schwer zu fassen momentan. Also irgendwas...


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[Assistant] I see that already.


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[Assistant] Produced by... Produced by... Starring...


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[Assistant] That is definitely true.


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[Assistant] Now just play part 1, and then we'll continue.


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[Assistant] Into the Void or something?


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[Assistant] Also ich schau ja nur noch irgendwie auf Twitter oder auf Facebook oder auf, äh,


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[Assistant] I think diabetes.


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[Assistant] I think so. I think that the scope will be there.


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[Assistant] Highly priced, uh, sci-fi adventure with a bit of Event Horizon and... What kind of vibes does this have?


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[Assistant] The Swapper. I don't know.


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[Assistant] Definitive.


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[Assistant] Uh, billboards, two billboards outside.


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[Assistant] Oh, the chat has it too, right. Friends with McDormand. Wrote Jürgen Küner.


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[Assistant] Aber das sieht total toll aus.


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[Assistant] It would have been okay.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Close. Errrrrrrrrrrrr.


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[Assistant] Yeah. An dich, Michi!


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[Assistant] Yes, so we have cooperation with 451.


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[Assistant] So in Drone Swarm bist du der Commander von diesem Mutterschiff, das man da sieht.


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[Assistant] Waffe ist deine Verteidigung, das ist alles für dich. Und du bist schon fast,


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[Assistant] Exactly, so wait, if you look into the comic, you can see that the psionic


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[Assistant] The text to speech I am talking now.


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[Assistant] Isch jetzt in der Mission wars einfach, weil Korn Gegner diese Schwäche in der Mauer ausgenutzt hat.


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[Assistant] Später, kommen dann die Gegner dahinter, die dann fleißig doch Bedos nachschießen, ned? Und dann, puh, puh, puh, gehen die alle durch und puttern in dein Mutterschiff ein.


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[Assistant] And then...


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[Assistant] We're correcting this now, right? Either with... Yea, I don't want to reveal too much.


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[Assistant] Guardians of the Galaxy.


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[Assistant] Or Ender's Game. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Normalere Sachen wie ein Vogelschwarm, ein Bienenschwarm, ein Fischschwarm, also die Optik zum Beispiel ist extrem an einem Fischschwarm.


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[Assistant] This is alles simuliert. Jede einzelne davon wird simuliert.


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[Assistant] Also, du muss jetzt a bisserle ausholen, wenn's recht is. Ja, mach. Natürlich, mach. Ja, also.


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[Assistant] It is so.


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[Assistant] And then at the end we had the really optimized Compute Shader.


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[Assistant] On frames, I think.


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[Assistant] For the performance from Burst Compiler.


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[Assistant] A Mischung aus Boyd und Fluid Dynamik.


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[Assistant] Fine Art Particle Fluid Dynamics is in principle, uh, uh, uh, uh,


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[Assistant] So, my heart beats faster when someone else is thinking about it. That's why...


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[Assistant] So it is, it is a mixture.


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[Assistant] And the swarm is mega strong, but we are one ship with 32,000 drones. Done.


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[Assistant] The rest systems, the energy nexuses.


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[Assistant] So indeed we are in the Fallen Order


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[Assistant] Then the energy that was stored is gone.


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[Assistant] Deswegen ich muss extrem schauen, dass der D nicht ausgehen.


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[Assistant] Die Wand wird sich nutzen kann um Gegner zu blockieren in ihrer Bewegung.


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[Assistant] Also, curb is my dream.


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[Assistant] Team, in any case, all the others, uh, have to watch us.


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[Assistant] So next week is the Steam Game Festival, and we'll be there. We'll also have a gameplay stream, where I can tell you more about the mechanics, if you want to take a look.


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[Assistant] Like all camels, alpacas also have very long legs.


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[Assistant] The main thing is that she doesn't pamper or indulge him.


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[Assistant] From Adriana, the vet, he receives an electron.


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[Assistant] Someone else here has to rest and regain their strength too. Ah, Sam.


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[Assistant] To be able to drink, the cow has to move a little away from the fence. The teats are located between the front legs.


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[Assistant] If he weighed 100 kilograms at birth, he will be anything up to 5 tons when he reaches maturity.


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[Assistant] This ushant sheep, Europe's smallest breed of sheep, won't let her newborn near her udder. She just ignores it.


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[Assistant] Mother's milk from sheep only consists of a very high proportion of vital antibodies during the first six hours. It sinks rapidly after this.


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[Assistant] The penguin child should be able to keep up with the others when Dave throws fish into the water.


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[Assistant] Camel kitties Parry and Wittmann are developing at different speeds. They are both playful and merry.


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[Assistant] But Whitman, Camel Mayor Natasha's son, doesn't get enough milk from his mum, and it shows. Benjamin and Laura mix a little replacement milk.


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[Assistant] But Benjamin hopes it won't be a problem, as Wittmann is an extremely curious customer.


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[Assistant] Together, the two of them weigh four and a half tons.


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[Assistant] When bathing, they also wash a large number of vermin from their bodies. And on hot days, it's also the best way to cool off. Lest we forget, elephants can't sweat.


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[Assistant] In the sheep's pen, Ashant's lamb George is on the bottle. Well, sort of. He greedily drinks out of it, because his mother won't let him near a full adder.


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[Assistant] From the end of the trunk to the stumpy tail, tapirs are usually two meters and more long.


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[Assistant] Rijingo paces the entire area up and down. Male tapirs are smaller and lighter than the females.


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[Assistant] Father Jingo immediately marks his territory. This is especially typical of the males, although the females also set scent markers.


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[Assistant] I'm looking for a job. Wrong number, I'm all cast. Hey, just a minute. You're missing a big bet. Somebody told me you're putting on a show with unknowns. You're hiding a people who's never been heard of.


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[Assistant] The exit's over there. All right, you don't want a mind reader? What else you want? Maybe you need a juggler. No juggler. How about a nusher? I bring on my own flashlight.


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[Assistant] You know, I was just talking to Max Yorkman in his office. Are you a friend of Mr. Yorkman? Friend? Max and I are just like that. Two heads on the same neck.


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[Assistant] Well, I'm glad to meet you. You know, Max said to me, uh, Paustino, you want a job? Go over see Mike Johnson. I'm back in that show. He'll give you a job. That's what he said, Mr. Johnson.


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[Assistant] He's back in the show, you said? Using your common sense. Would I be here if he wasn't?


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[Assistant] I've been trying to get Mr. Yorkman on the phone to find out. Ah, you don't have to bother with the mags no more. Just talk to me.


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[Assistant] Oh, that's all right. I just was thinking out loud. I'm an Oham.


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[Assistant] You're in love. A beautiful guy is going to smile at you.


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[Assistant] This Mr. Lyons, he's another top like he looks. He's got something in his side. Something that comes up from the heart. What kind of music you like?


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[Assistant] No, I don't know that boy. You know, uh, Gypsy Serenade? No. What do you know?


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[Assistant] I know Gypsy Love Song. Gypsy Love Song. Yeah, but I only know the chorus. That's all right. I play the voice and you follow me.


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[Assistant] Alright, you play the verse and I'll noodle around. What do you mean by noodling? Like this.


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[Assistant] That's good. You noodle on that, I macaroni on this.


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[Assistant] Now, look Mr. Lyons, I know you want to make a good impression, but please don't play better than me.


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[Assistant] Now we try the chorus, but the chorus we play pianissimo. You know what pianissimo is? No. How long you study music?


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[Assistant] Fifteen years. Fifteen. You know, two more years, you could have been a plumber.


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[Assistant] All right, all right. Never mind the pianissimo. I'm gonna make it very simple for you. We play it Allegro Pizzicato. That's why you call him a high class Carnegie Hall star. You know Allegro Pizzicato?


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[Assistant] You know Jimmy Pizzicato? No. None of the pizzicatos, eh?


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[Assistant] Oh my god, Dustin. You're, you're, you're bleeding. Oh my god, what happened?


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[Assistant] That's amazing, I've never seen so much blood come out of a head.


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[Assistant] Listen, Destin, I was wondering today if you could ask Jeff if there are any job openings at Slackers. I was just, I don't know.


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[Assistant] How can I be good enough for slackers?


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[Assistant] Thanks. I'm gonna have to do something really drastic if I want to get into that slackers.


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[Assistant] Making games used to be about these constant trade-offs between the artistic vision and technical limitations. With PS5, we're not gonna be burdened like that. We're gonna be able to realize our artistic vision a lot better. It's got a ton of horsepower, which is very easy to unlock, and it's a machine that's really easy to develop on.


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[Assistant] PS5 will present a paradigm shift as to what players will come to expect from gaming, will let us tell stories, make worlds, create gameplay that I think will truly captivate the player and really surprise quite a few people.


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[Assistant] Please take a look at this new franchise for World Wide Studios, coming exclusively for PlayStation 5.


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[Assistant] Hi everyone, thank you for being with us today for this very special event.


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[Assistant] If I murdered, what would I leave behind at the scene?


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[Assistant] Is that why your house is in such disarray because you've never watched a show?


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[Assistant] That's a very hidden S. That's a very hidden S in that. Where? Betrayal in Josh's thing.


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[Assistant] I'm sorry. Wild card. Oh, stop. You can think all you want.


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[Assistant] Go to your room and put on your bonnet,' he replied. I mean you to accompany me to Millcote this morning, and while you prepare for the drive, I will enlighten the old lady's understanding.


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[Assistant] Did she think, Janet, you had given the world for love, and considered it well lost? I believe she thought I had forgotten my station, and yours, sir. Station, station!


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[Assistant] Your station is in my heart, and on the necks of those who would insult you now or hereafter. Go.


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[Assistant] And when I heard Mr. Rochester quit Mrs. Fairfax's parlour, I hurried down to it.


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[Assistant] The old lady had been reading her morning portion of scripture, the lesson for the day.


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[Assistant] Her occupation, suspended by Mr. Rochester's announcement, seemed now forgotten.


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[Assistant] Her eyes, fixed on the blank wall opposite, expressed the surprise of a quiet mind stirred by unwonted tidings. Seeing me, she roused herself.


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[Assistant] She made a sort of effort to smile and framed a few words of congratulation.


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[Assistant] But the smile expired, and the sentence was abandoned unfinished. She put up her spectacles, shut the Bible, and pushed her chair back from the table.


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[Assistant] I feel so astonished, she began. I hardly know what to say to you, Miss Eyre. I've surely not been dreaming, have I? Sometimes I half fall asleep when I am sitting alone, and fancy things that have never happened. It has seemed to me more than once when I have been in a doze, that my dear husband, who died fifteen years since, has come in and sat down beside me, and that I have even heard him call me by my name, Alice, as he used to do.


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[Assistant] Can you tell me whether it is actually true that Mr. Rochester has asked you to marry him? Don't laugh at me, but I really thought he came in here five minutes ago, and said that in a month you would be his wife.


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[Assistant] It passes me, she continued, but no doubt it is true since you say so. How it will answer, I cannot tell, I really don't know.


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[Assistant] Equality of position and fortune is often advisable in such cases.


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[Assistant] And there are twenty years of difference in your ages. He might almost be your father.' Oh, indeed, Mrs. Fairfax!' I exclaimed, nettled. He is nothing like my father. No one who saw us together would suppose it for an instant.


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[Assistant] Mr. Rochester looks as young and is as young as some men at five and twenty.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean they have, uhm, Wi-Fi so I bring my laptop and I, you know, kind of update my profile and do all that stuff.


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[Assistant] Really connecting, uhm, but uh, okay, so, do you want to pull up the car, or do you want me to, or?


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[Assistant] I'll be right back. Okay, cool. Uhm, hurry.


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[Assistant] No, no, it's the beginning of the Bitcoin era. Uhm, we got into Bitcoin about two years ago, and it's been a story of great success. The stock is up 123%.


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[Assistant] We outperformed Bitcoin. We did 3X as well as any other enterprise software company. About 3X as well as any other big tech company. So the shareholder returns have been better than any competitive, uh, stock or any competitive asset class.


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[Assistant] And most importantly, our balance sheet has swelled. We've increased our enterprise value by more than 730%. In essence, from $600 million to $5.5 billion over that 24-month time frame.


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[Assistant] So now we've got to the, to the next point in our development where we've decided we wanted to have a full-time world-class CFO. And we also, uh, wanted, uh, to bring one more person in the management team. So, Andrew Kang joined us in May as CFO.


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[Assistant] Fong Li had been the president and CFO of the company. And when Andrew joined, that opened up the door for us to make Fong the president and CEO and for me to move to the role of executive chairman of the company.


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[Assistant] Some people have written in the news that somehow this is related to our quarterly result or this large impairment charge we took in Q2. It's totally unrelated. The fact is I've been working with Fong on CEO succession for about four years now and it's always been part of the plan.


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[Assistant] I think that the market's responding to the fact that now instead of two executives, uh, Saylor and Fong Li, we have three executives. And uhm, it allows me to do what I like to do, which is, uh, Bitcoin advocacy, uh, Bitcoin acquisition.


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[Assistant] I'll continue to provide oversight for Bitcoin acquisition as the chair of the investments committee of the board. I'll stay as the chair of the board.


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[Assistant] And it means Fong, who has been the president and the chief operating executive, he'll just be running the day to day business. And Andrew, who's world class CFO, will be here to help us pursue all of our financial strategies.


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[Assistant] I'm, first of all, it's my idea, Emily. And second of all, some people say it's their idea. I'm the controlling shareholder of the company. I have the majority of the voting stock. And so I've been planning, uh, to, to place Fong as the CEO since we made him chief operating officer. That was like 2018.


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[Assistant] And we made him president, uh, in 2020, and at that point he was running sales marketing technology services.


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[Assistant] Pretty much everything and he was the CFO and so that was his two years to get comfortable in that role. And uhm, and we couldn't elevate him to CEO until we had another CFO. It's, it's, you know, it's totally inappropriate to have a CEO and CFO as one person in a publicly traded company.


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[Assistant] So the catalyst for this is, uhm, when could I find a CFO? And when would it, when would Fong have had the time to season in the role? And both of those things, uh, they, the plan predates my infatuation with Bitcoin, Emily. It goes back that far. Many years.


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[Assistant] Okay, well first of all, it's a non-cash and definite and tangible loss. Uhm, the number that matters to our shareholders is 129,699. That's the number of Bitcoin we hold on our balance sheet.


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[Assistant] And as I've just laid out, over a two year period, our strategy outperformed the NASDAQ by a factor of ten.


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[Assistant] So we are volatile in the near term, more volatile than a lot of things, but volatility is the price you pay for performance. We could have chosen a more conventional path in August of 2020 and just given $500 million back to the shareholders and operated an enterprise software company that would have been worth about $60 a share.


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[Assistant] But there's no way we could have achieved superior shareholder returns if we weren't willing to take a risk and embrace that volatility. So the result as you can see it is the stock is above $300 a share. It gyrates. We have more volatility in one hour, Emily, than we had in 12 weeks before.


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[Assistant] But I embrace the volatility because the alternative would be we're dead money and no one cares about us.


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[Assistant] Such a sad day for Tesla. It's, you know, we all regret having, having, uh, chosen great assets. All of my investment mistakes in my entire career where I bought a good thing and then I sold it too soon.


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[Assistant] And, uh, there's never going to be more than 21 million Bitcoin in a hundred years from now. There'll be no more than 21 million Bitcoin. So I think that it's a buy and hold strategy. I think that, uh, you know, Tesla has, has many other, uh, issues that I am not privy to. So it's not my place to criticize them.


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[Assistant] But I do think that, uh, acquiring and holding high quality property forever is a good investment strategy. And Bitcoin, in my opinion, is the highest quality property in the world.


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[Assistant] No, uhm, there will be a stock option grant, uh, to the new CEO. It's, uh, 60,000 shares. Uhm, but, uh, the rest goes, uh, to the employees, not to me. Uhm, I haven't had any stock option grant since 2013 and I work for a dollar a year.


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[Assistant] So, uh, we have made a concerted effort to make sure that nearly all of our employees have either stock options or restricted stock units.


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[Assistant] And that way they share in, in our Bitcoin strategy success as well as our enterprise business intelligence strategy success. And that's been a highly successful motivational program. It's cut our attrition in half and been great for morale.


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[Assistant] No, I, I, I don't think it'll happen, but what I do think is there's incredible consensus that the entire world wants a digital dollar, like a stablecoin, like Circle or Tether.


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[Assistant] And uhm, and they want it because their currencies are collapsing and 8 billion people would like to have dollars on their Android phone.


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[Assistant] And I also think there's a consensus that a digital commodity like Bitcoin is a really important asset to stand alongside things like gold or oil or land and there's incredible demand for that sort of digital property in the world and so I think Bitcoin will


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[Assistant] Bitcoin is going to grow as an asset class, as it's legitimized and embraced as an asset class. I think it'll coexist alongside other assets.


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[Assistant] And I think that there will always be fiat currencies from strong, uh, well run nation states. But Emily, it is true that in places like Sri Lanka and Venezuela and Nigeria, their currencies are collapsing.


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[Assistant] And those citizens are going to use the dollar as a medium of exchange for the near term. And if you want a long-term store of value, and I'm saying looking out four years or longer, you want property and Bitcoin is, is of course that long-term digital property you want to hold as a store of value.


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[Assistant] And, uh, do you take the butter to market when you've made it?


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[Assistant] Yes, don't you sometimes go to see the, uhm, housekeeper? I think I saw you there once.


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[Assistant] Pretty well. But Godman still insists on my keeping it up. Hope that God is not too long before I can rejoin the regiment.


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[Assistant] It's a bit dull being shut up at the chase when there's neither hunting nor shooting to be had. Shut up!


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[Assistant] Change my mind. Need to get away. I should go to Eaglesdale and fish for a week or two. Be ready by half past eleven.


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[Assistant] Yes, sir. The fresh air will do you a power of good, sir.


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[Assistant] Yes. I've been putting him through his paces. To be frank, Rattler and I are bored to death with nothing to do.


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[Assistant] Yes, Joshua. Yes, it is indeed.


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[Assistant] You're quite right to choose this way of coming through the chase.


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[Assistant] It's so much prettier, but shorter than coming by either of the lodges.


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[Assistant] We mustn't go now. I'll show it to you some other time, if you'd like to see it.


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[Assistant] Sure I agree. Besides, I couldn't live in a place where I wasn't respected and liked.


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[Assistant] Surely it's not an argument against a man's general strength of character that he should be mastered by love. A good constitution doesn't insure one against smallpox.


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[Assistant] Yes, but where love is concerned, never mind how good resolutions were ruled by impulse. I don't think a man should be blamed so much if he's... ...betrayed by a mood.


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[Assistant] I overtook pretty heady sorrow just now. Sure not to come home this way so late. So I took care of her to the gate and asked for a kiss for my pains.


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[Assistant] Besides, as you know, I shall be going away tomorrow, so I shan't be making any more mistakes of that kind. Let's say goodnight. Talk no more of it. No, by God. I'll not so easily forget as you've robbed me of me happiness.


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[Assistant] We're none of the worst friends I hope for having fought. Come, shake hands.


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[Assistant] I've been clear enough already. You're taking a little flotation far too seriously.


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[Assistant] And you'd be running heady more than me to think it. You can't suspect me without insulting.


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[Assistant] My dearest Hetty, I spoke truly when I said I loved you, and I shall never forget our love. But dear, dear Hetty, sweet as our love has been to me, sweet as it would be to me for you to love me always, I feel that it would have been better for both of us if we had never known that happiness.


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[Assistant] We must try not to feel like lovers anymore. We must try to think of one another as little as we can.


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[Assistant] I spoke truly when I said I loved you. And I shall never forget our love.


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[Assistant] Do not write unless there is something I can really do for you. I may be reached at the King's barracks, Windsor.


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[Assistant] I feel like I've seen so many plays in which that's not a good sign.


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[Assistant] I'm just thinking of that, that famous, uh, monologue from Iago, uh, in Othello where he's like, I'm such a good guy, you totally trust me.


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[Assistant] But then that won't get us any closer to knowing who they are because there will still be four people. So there will still be two good and two bad.


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[Assistant] I think Josh is probably good, but maybe not.


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[Assistant] The last round was Simone, Jarvis, and Pat and failed. So one of those three is definitely evil. Again, I do not think it's Simone.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I think it's either Pat or Jarvis. So the fact that Jarvis is on the team makes me want to reject it.


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[Assistant] I guess, I guess it feels, it feels, it feels better to risk it with Clayton than to Jarvis for me. So I think I'm gonna reject it, but we can do what we want.


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[Assistant] So I'm definitely putting me and Simone on, uh, cause I'm pretty, pretty confident that we're both good. I think I'm also gonna put Josh on cause I think he's probably chill.


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[Assistant] On the basis that he rejected that last team. So did I.


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[Assistant] Is that just the number of the second mission? Simone and Jarvis? So the first mission was Josh and Simone. The second mission was Simone, Jarvis and Pat.


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[Assistant] What? Hang on, it passed! What? It passed. Oh shit! Yeah. Okay, I think Clayton, Simone, and Josh, I think are probably all good, cause there's no reason to not have failed that one. Why not? This close. So I think it has to be, it has to be Pat and Jarvis.


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[Assistant] I do love how you just have to latch on to anything. Immediately. So Pat's saying anything. Pat could have said, whoopsie doodle.


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[Assistant] Exploring new territory. Just because the last round we ran into that in the fourth chaos round.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Well, I think you're, I think you're probably good. That's my instinct. Thank you.


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[Assistant] I'm inclined to add Josh because he hasn't been in a round yet.


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[Assistant] I mean, I guess, I guess, yeah, I guess if that last round succeeded, then maybe it would just be a good idea to include that full round plus me.


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[Assistant] God, this is tricky. I- I lean towards believing Simone. I do think Jarvis is good for sure.


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[Assistant] Uhm, Clayton I think could be playing some higher, higher level stuff. And I just don't know about Josh.


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[Assistant] I'm li- I'm nervous about Clayton, but I think that's only because we have no information about Josh. Right.


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[Assistant] And so, like, I feel good about me, Jarvis, and Simone.


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[Assistant] And who would have passed on that last round only to fail this round? It is Clayton.


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[Assistant] That's cause I think you're legitimately good this round. I think Simone probably is. I think Pat's probably evil. I think Clayton and Pat.


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[Assistant] Clayton, I would say- Oh, this is an interesting team.


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[Assistant] I have, here's my, here's my theory on why it's Clayton, because I don't think Simone is evil, and I think trying to pitch that she is would be a smart tactic for the evil person.


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[Assistant] There's no chance it's pen, Simone, right? No, I don't-


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[Assistant] My name is John Holden. I'm a labourer. I live at Ted's Alt, five miles out of Stunned.


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[Assistant] Which was a week last Monday, I was heading towards heading cops, and about a quarter of a mile from the cop is


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[Assistant] I saw the prisoner sitting under a haystack by the road.


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[Assistant] I hadn't gone far out of the road toward the coppice before I heard it.


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[Assistant] But I wasn't stopping just then, so I kept right on. But when I come back near an hour later,


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[Assistant] I couldn't help laying down my stakes to take another look.


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[Assistant] So after I poked around in the leaves a while, I saw something odd.


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[Assistant] And got comfortable clothes on, but his body was cold. So I thought maybe it was dead. I made haste out of the wood, took it home to my wife.


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[Assistant] I'd best take it to the parish. Tell the constable.


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[Assistant] Next morning, the constable asked me to take him to the spot.


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[Assistant] Against the bush where I found the child.


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[Assistant] When she saw us, she cried out something cruel.