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[Assistant] Because of the exalted position he had held with the father.


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[Assistant] God could have destroyed Satan and his sympathizers as easily as one cast a pebble to the earth. But he did not do this.


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[Assistant] Rebellion was not to be overcome by force.


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[Assistant] Compelling power is found only under Satan's government. The Lord's principles are not of this order. His authority rests upon goodness, mercy, and love.


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[Assistant] It was God's purpose to place things on an eternal basis of security. And in the councils of heaven, it was decided that time must be given for Satan to develop the principles which were the foundation of his system of government.


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[Assistant] He had claimed that these were superior to God's principles.


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[Assistant] And the plan of redemption was put into operation. For four thousand years Christ was working for man's uplifting.


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[Assistant] When Jesus came into the world, Satan's power was turned against him. From the time when he appeared as a babe in Bethlehem, the usurper worked to bring about his destruction.


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[Assistant] He could not lead Jesus into sin. He could not discourage him or drive him from a work he had come on earth to do from the desert to Calvary. The storm of Satan's wrath beat upon him, but the more mercilessly it fell.


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[Assistant] The more firmly did the son of God cling to the hand of his father and press on in the bloodstained path.


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[Assistant] With what intense interest did they follow the closing scenes of the conflict? They beheld the Savior into the Garden of Gethsemane.


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[Assistant] His soul bowed down with the horror of a great darkness. They heard his bitter cry. Father, if it be possible, let this cup pass from me. As the father's presence was withdrawn.


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[Assistant] They saw him sorrowful with a bitterness of sorrow exceeding that of the last great struggle with death.


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[Assistant] The bloody sweat was forced from his paws and fell in drops upon the ground.


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[Assistant] Heaven beheld the victim betrayed into the hands of the murderous mob and with mockery and violence hurried from one tribunal to another.


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[Assistant] It heard the sneers of his persecutors because of his lowly birth.


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[Assistant] The saviors seized at midnight in Gethsemane, dragged to and fro from palace to judgment hall, arranged twice before the priests, twice before the Sanhedrin, twice before Pilate and once before Herod, mocked, scourged, condemned.


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[Assistant] And let out to be crucified, bearing the heavy burden of the cross.


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[Assistant] Amid the wailing of the daughters of Jerusalem and the jeering of the rabble.


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[Assistant] Heaven viewed with grief and amazement, Christ hanging upon the cross, blood flowing from his wounded temples, and sweat tinged with blood standing upon his brow. From his hands and feet the blood fell, drop by drop.


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[Assistant] All heaven was filled with wonder.


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[Assistant] The principalities and powers of darkness were assembled around the cross, casting the hellish shadow of unbelief into the hearts of men.


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[Assistant] Their loveliness and holiness were in accordance with their exalted station.


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[Assistant] They were enriched with the wisdom of God and girded with the penalty of heaven. They were Jehovah's ministers, but who could recognize, in the fallen angels,


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[Assistant] Satanic agencies confederated with evil men in leading the people to believe Christ the chief of sinners and to make him the object of detestation.


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[Assistant] Could one sin have been found in Christ? Had he in one particular yielded to Satan to escape the terrible torture, the enemy of God and man would have triumphed.


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[Assistant] But he held fast his faith and his submission to God.


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[Assistant] And I heard a loud voice saying in heaven, now is come salvation and strength and the kingdom of our God and the power of his Christ. For the accuser of our brethren is cast down which accused them before our God day and night.


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[Assistant] His administration was laid open before the unfallen angels and before the heavenly universe.


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[Assistant] By shedding the blood of the son of God, he had uprooted himself from the sympathies of the heavenly beings. Henceforth his work was restricted.


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[Assistant] Whatever attitude he might assume, he could no longer await the angels as they came from the heavenly courts, and before them accuse Christ's brethren of being clothed with the garments of blackness and the defilement of sin.


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[Assistant] The last link of sympathy between Satan and the heavenly world was broken. Yet, Satan was not then destroyed.


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[Assistant] The angels did not even then understand all that was involved in the great controversy.


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[Assistant] The principles at stake were to be more fully revealed and for the sake of man, Satan's existence must be continued.


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[Assistant] Man as well as angels must see the contrast between the prince of light and the prince of darkness.


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[Assistant] In the opening of the great controversy, Satan had declared that the law of God could not be obeyed, that justice was inconsistent with mercy, and that should the law be broken, it would be impossible for the sinner to be pardoned.


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[Assistant] Every sin must meet its punishment, urged Satan. And if God should remit the punishment of sin, He would not be a God of truth and justice.


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[Assistant] It was proved, he declared, that the law could not be obeyed, man could not be forgiven, because he, after his rebellion, had been banished from heaven.


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[Assistant] Man was in a different position from that of Satan.


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[Assistant] To him, as to no other created being was given a revelation of God's love, understanding the character of God, knowing his goodness.


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[Assistant] Satan chose to follow his own selfish independent will. This choice was final.


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[Assistant] There was no more that God could do to save him. But man was deceived.


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[Assistant] His mind was darkened by Satan's sophistry, the height and depth of the love of God he did not know.


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[Assistant] For him, there was hope in a knowledge of God's love.


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[Assistant] The law reveals the attributes of God's character and not a jot or tittle of it could be changed to meet man in his fallen condition.


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[Assistant] The law requires righteousness, a righteous life, a perfect character. And this man has not to give. He cannot meet the claims of God's holy law.


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[Assistant] His life stands for the life of men.


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[Assistant] Thus they have remission of sins that are passed through the forbearance of God more than this. Christ imbues men with the attributes of God. He builds up the human character after the similitude of the divine character.


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[Assistant] A goodly fabric of spiritual strength and beauty.


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[Assistant] Thus the very righteousness of the Lord is fulfilled in the believer in Christ.


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[Assistant] God can be just and the justifier of him which believeth in Jesus.


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[Assistant] Justice is the foundation of his throne and the fruit of his love.


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[Assistant] But Christ shows that in God's plan, they are indissolubly joined together. The one cannot exist without the other. Mercy and truth are met together.


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[Assistant] God had given man unmistakable evidence of his love.


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[Assistant] That the death of Christ abrogated the Father's law.


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[Assistant] Had it been possible for the law to be changed or abrogated, then Christ need not have died.


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[Assistant] But to abrogate the law would be to immortalize transgression and place the world under Satan's control.


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[Assistant] It was because the law was changeless, because man could be saved only through obedience to its precepts, that Jesus was lifted up on the cross.


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[Assistant] Yet the very means by which Christ established the law, Satan represented as destroying it.


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[Assistant] Here will come the last conflict of the great controversy between Christ and Satan.


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[Assistant] It is the last great deception that he will bring upon the world.


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[Assistant] He needs not to assail the whole law. If he can lead men to disregard one precept, his purpose is gained.


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[Assistant] For whosoever shall keep the whole law and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.


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[Assistant] By consenting to break one precept, men are brought unto Satan's power. By substituting human law for God's law,


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[Assistant] Satan will seek to control the world. This work is foretold in prophecy.


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[Assistant] of the great apostate power which is the representative of satan it is declared he shall speak great words against the most high and shall wear out the saints of the most high and think to change times and laws and they shall be given into his hand.


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[Assistant] Men will surely set up their laws to counteract the laws of God.


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[Assistant] They will seek to compel the consciences of others, and in their zeal to enforce these laws, they will oppress their fellow men.


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[Assistant] The warfare against God's law, which was begun in heaven, will be continued until the end of time. Every man will be tested.


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[Assistant] All will be called to choose between the law of God and the laws of men. Here the dividing line will be drawn. There will be but two classes.


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[Assistant] God will vindicate his law and deliver his people. Satan and all who have joined him in rebellion will be cut off.


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[Assistant] Sin and sinners will perish, root and branch. Satan the root and his followers the branches.


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[Assistant] The word will be fulfilled to the prince of evil because thou hast set thine heart as the heart of God. I will destroy thee.


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[Assistant] Oh, covering cherub from the midst of the stones of fire, thou shalt be a terror, and never shalt thou be any more. Then the wicked shall not be, yea.


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[Assistant] God gives them existence for a time that they may develop their characters and reveal their principles. This accomplished they receive the results of their own choice.


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[Assistant] By a life of rebellion, Satan and all who unite with him.


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[Assistant] That his very presence is to them a consuming fire. The glory of him who is love will destroy them.


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[Assistant] But it would not have been apparent to heavenly beings that this was the inevitable result of sin.


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[Assistant] The character of God is revealed to all created intelligences.


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[Assistant] The precepts of his law are seen to be perfect and immutable. Then sin has made manifest its nature, Satan his character.


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[Assistant] Then the extermination of sin will vindicate God's love and establish his honor before a universe of beings who delight to do his will and in whose heart is his law. Well then.


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[Assistant] Might the angels rejoice as they looked upon the Saviour's cross? For though they did not then understand all,


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[Assistant] They knew that the destruction of sin and Satan was forever made certain. That the redemption of man was assured and that the universe was made eternally secure. Christ himself.


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[Assistant] When upon the cross he cried out, it is finished.


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[Assistant] Like, I'll put like one and a half in a... in a...


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[Assistant] I got my- I fucked a bitch in Arizona, and she took her phone, and she tried taking a selfie with my dick.


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[Assistant] I don't know. Alright, this is how the off-step happens. You guys are 20 for the record. The what? The past three girls that I fucked were wrong. Alright, look, I was in a hotel room, and the condom was on the other side.


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[Assistant] If I met a girl and she fucked a rapper that I'm friends with, you have to stop.


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[Assistant] Let me tell you something, if you're fat and you don't like being fat, you're fucked.


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[Assistant] Best shit you can get right now. You can get Act right now, and if you can, it's gonna be $3,000 a pint, and $350 an ounce.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I have a really solid plug right now, only if I get a ship, he can do me like 250 a pint, which is ridiculously good.


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[Assistant] You can get MGP, and then you can get qualities, but qualities is really bad for you.


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[Assistant] Alright, that shit is really bad for your stomach, and the qualities is the only thing that has something in it that makes you not get addicted. So like, it makes you sick.


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[Assistant] I was looking up with her, I was like, fuck. I love her, fuck her. I was like, damn, if I put my dick in there.


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[Assistant] A lot of people feel that way. I did my whole Fat Camp album, I mean my whole Fat Camp mix tape on lean. Yeaah. I wrote and recorded it on lean.


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[Assistant] I like recording more because it makes me like, go harder.


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[Assistant] No, I'm not a part of any community. I'm a fucking idiot.


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[Assistant] Uh, anything to do with hoarders? It's a little too much to home. Hoarders? Yeah, yeah.


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[Assistant] So yeaah, you can pretty much ask anything you want about tattooing. If it's something relevant, then I might change tone, and if I give two shits, then I'll just sound like this.


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[Assistant] I was born in Alabama, but I call DC home. Washington DC is kind of home for me. That's where I spent most of my life.


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[Assistant] He would go and do like RFK stadium, you know what I mean? Like he'd do a project here and there. So we moved around a lot. So, and we were in Northern Virginia, like outside of DC a couple of times, in DC once. And I spent most of my adult life there until I moved here about six years ago.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeaah, uh, I've been drawing and painting and writing and doing art stuff, all kinds, photography, all kinds of shit forever, yeaah.


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[Assistant] Just with girls or what? No, just with everybody, everything. Everything. Con? Living on the edge, uh, not so much. I was never a drug dealer.


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[Assistant] Which I feel like most people associate with crime these days.


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[Assistant] Just cause I had a good way, you know, I had money cause I had a good way, like a good craft or trade or whatever.


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[Assistant] Cause an art scholarship doesn't pay for shit like a football one. Uhm, but uhm.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I was in the Marines and I started tattooing when I was in. So I started when I was like 19, 20. I'm 39 now, so I'm old.


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[Assistant] No, no, I didn't just start doing it. I found a place to do an apprenticeship. I asked enough questions to eventually get the right ones and kind of use.


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[Assistant] process of elimination to figure out which ones those were and uh, you know, I did an apprenticeship, I went about it the right way, took the fucking trash out for eight months until I did two tattoos and was better with my boss.


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[Assistant] I was in the Marines already when I started. I was stationed in Quantico and then I worked at a shop in Virginia and, uh, you know, this dude, Greg Piper, he was a cool guy, you know, like he's still got a shop there and doing pretty well for himself. But, uh, yeah, I worked for him for a while and, uh,


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[Assistant] I told him I'd be there five years and I was there pretty much five years of the day and then I went to another spot in D.C. This place is jinx-proof.


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[Assistant] Those are from what? Just from everything. In general, the universe. And how does that usually- Falling stars to fucking like curve a little bit towards me. How does that manifest itself?


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[Assistant] It's really, you know, it's probably a defense mechanism. I'm probably really crying inside, but on outwardly, I just fucking want to be the center of the show.


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[Assistant] So I worked at Jinxburg for a long time. It was a shop in Georgetown in D.C., like the fanciest fucking richest neighborhood area or whatever. A killing like money. And I worked at a bar next door too. I worked at this nightclub.


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[Assistant] No, I was a bartender. Oh, okay. Yeah, so I blow fire. I think we have some land. You blow fire?


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[Assistant] Oh, I mean, I worked, well, the, the club I worked at, Modern, there were two other ones, there's Nation, but like Paul Oakenfold and like those cats, like, he was a resident DJ there at Nation, and I bartended there too. And Saturday was gay night. And, uh, sometimes I fill in over there, you know, and I...


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[Assistant] To maximize the tips or what? Except Black K Bride, cause every now and then somebody would like walk up to the fucking bar and go, can I get a water? And you'd hear their fucking dick hit the bar. Haha, so.


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[Assistant] That was a little nerve wracking because they have, hey buddy, what's going on, I just need a water. And then somebody, I'm like, oh my.


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[Assistant] I didn't get a conga line, I just took my fucking shirt off.


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[Assistant] More than 50% of everything you've ever heard from a tattoo artist is a lie.


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[Assistant] Then your soul can't leave your body. I've heard the craziest shit ever. There are tattoo artists down south saying stuff like that. Yea, it's some fucking dickhead that doesn't want to fucking spend the extra time to put that extra fucking inch inside your arm. Cause he doesn't want to have to break out a massage table and just keep you on an arm rest.


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[Assistant] It's me. Like, if your tattoo's fucked up, come back and complain to me, because I fucking did it. If you fucking take care of it all the wrong ways,


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[Assistant] A month later it should be healed. Two weeks later, you know, if you didn't take care of it, it might still be scabby and fucked off, but...


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[Assistant] That's different. But uh, yeah, one fucking little line. I'm not a fucking machine, but I'm pretty goddamn good.


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[Assistant] But if your tattoo's fucked up after a month, it's my fault. Right. And come back and be like, dickhead, fix this. Yeah. I'll fix it, you know, I'll be like, yeah, my bad.


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[Assistant] But uhm, most everything tattooers say is a lie. You know, and, and it's, you know, Neosporin'll fuckin' pull the color out. The only thing pullin' the fuckin' color out is some fuckin' dickhead who doesn't know how to make an outline in fuckin', the fuckin' deep valley somewhere.


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[Assistant] If you can fucking sit still and shut the fuck up, I don't care if you drink a handle of fucking Jack Daniels, more power to you.


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[Assistant] No, no, uhm, well you ca- uh, no, as long as you can sit still and let me do my job, like, I'm cool with it. You don't care. You're more like-


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[Assistant] And I, and I take responsibility for the shit that I do too. Like if it's fucked up, it's somehow it's my fault. You know, if you're fucking anemic and retarded and fucking got, I don't know, some other fucking ailments, then.


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[Assistant] Uh, maybe it's, you know what I mean? Like, if you got fucking terrible eczema and I'm tattooing you on your fucking dandruffy scalp, then...


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[Assistant] I misspelled something on Jason Ellis. I misspelled Ellis Mate because this band came on his show.


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[Assistant] I don't know, some band came in and they were like, play our shit on your show and pull that granite tattoo Ellis made on our asses.


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[Assistant] And I did that and two were right and then one was wrong.


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[Assistant] My bad. Uh, but whatever, it was a fucking prank anyway. And uh, and the other time, it was really like, I did this fucking dope ass tattoo on Jason's leg, it was like a C-dew, cause Kawasaki was sponsoring him or something, and I spelled Kowaski or Kowalski or some shit.


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[Assistant] Because it was like, uh, the perspective on it, you know, it says Kawasaki down this fucking front fairing on the Sea-Doo and it disappears into the edge and I was trying to like, yea, I'll fucking noodle out and get all the letters in there and I miss one.


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[Assistant] He called me at fucking 7 in the morning the next day on his fucking radio show when it used to air on the east coast time and uh, I was like, hey man, what did you put on my leg? Kawasaki? Fuck do you think? Did you miss any letters? I was like, fuck.


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[Assistant] Wait, alright, I know it's Russian, but I'm pretty sure there are no eights in the Russian alphabet.


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[Assistant] To work with, in all seriousness, you know, when I make that serious voice, there's a guy, Bob Roberts, who owns Spotlight Tattoo, and it's on Melrose.


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[Assistant] And it's a fucking LA like staple, you know, like there's like his shop and then there's, uh,


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[Assistant] Shamrock, uh, uhm, up on Sunset. And those are two like real deal, you know, there's like Jack Rudy down Anaheim, uh.


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[Assistant] Bob Roberts is one of those guys. It's like Bob Roberts and Ed Hardy and Jack Rudy and-


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[Assistant] Yeah, and Eli is a fucking amazing artist. I got a Smith Street tattoo right here on my hand, you know, cause that's where I work when I'm in New York.


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[Assistant] I love Bert and Steve and fucking Dan Santoro and Eli and all those guys, uhm, but in all reality, like Bob Roberts is...


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[Assistant] Like him and Jack Rudy both, you know, they're the two like OG guys still tattooing and I've had the pleasure of working, not for Jack, which maybe I'll try to change that if you ever.


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[Assistant] Forget saying hi. Anyway, uh, I got a job a long time ago when I first started. But uh, but no, I worked for Bob and I worked for Ed Hardy in San Francisco and Ed's an amazing person. Bob used to work for Ed in the 70s and uh, in all reality man, like,


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[Assistant] It just wouldn't happen because I have so much respect and not just do I have to respect because there's a bunch of old cats fucking still fucking like poking holes in people, but he's doing it.


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[Assistant] And I met, uhm, uh, Olivia that there's a pin up in every fucking playboy. It's a water color painting and it looks like a Vargas girl from, you know, the, whatever. And, uh, we ran into her and,


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[Assistant] Bob and her were friends from the 70's when he had a shop in New York when it was illegal to tattoo there and they were fucking talking about cocaine grinders and these awesome fucking stories and she's so amazing and such an amazing person and I met her through Bob and he's friends with Robert Williams like


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[Assistant] Guns n' Roses, Appetite for Destruction, the whole inner fuckin' paint, the whole inset of that fuckin' CD or record or whatever.


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[Assistant] Bob and him are like homies, you know? Like fucking Bob called fucking, uh...


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[Assistant] I probably, and Martin, I'm just not even going to say it, but Bob is a very relevant person, like he went to fucking Studio 54,


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[Assistant] And came back and Bob went to work for him, so Jerry's or Ed Hardy's sitting on the fucking floor, tattooing with a kimono on, or a gi or whatever, and uhm.


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[Assistant] Bob's like, I ain't sitting in the fucking floor and tattooing homes. And he came in with a massage table and was tattooing on a massage, doing a chest eagle on this dude and Ed comes in and he goes, what the fuck is that? It's a body table dude. Like I ain't sitting on the floor, I told you. Wait, so you can just pull your chair right up under it and fucking...


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[Assistant] Oh yea, that fucking paved the way when there were no magazines to steal from, when there's no Instagram to steal from. I have no idea how many times I've seen this one tattoo I did, done, and it looks like it's all flattened out because it's on some motherfuckers arm.


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[Assistant] And some dickhead traced it off the fuckin' internet in pr- that same perspective, that wide angle your 16 millimeter your iPhone shoots at.


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[Assistant] No, it kills me that people don't know that I wouldn't be able to do that without Bob Roberts or Ed Hardy or Jack Rudy or these cats who are still fucking around. You know what I mean?


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[Assistant] And people should fucking go and like, you know, man, like, stop by and buy a fucking t-shirt. Go in and get a fucking tattoo from these dudes, like, spotlight slow as fuck, you know, like, I work there still, I was working there the other day.


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[Assistant] And it's crazy that it's slow because Bob Roberts fucking hangs his hat there.


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[Assistant] No, it's young kids who think they know a lot about tattoos. Like, every dickhead with a colored portrait that doesn't have an outline, they're not fucking redone.


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[Assistant] You know what I mean? And I've talked to the cats who are the best at fucking doing it about it. It's like, dude, you're fucking amazing. You do these things that are incredible. Like, you fucking used a little bit of black.


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[Assistant] No, because I've tried to do every different style. The best tattoo artist in the world is Mike Wilson. He does everything fucking perfect. And, you know, that's who I want to be. Scott Sylvia does the same thing in San Francisco at Blackheart.


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[Assistant] Like he can do any fucking thing you want. Fine line, single needle cello chick like Jack Rudy or a fucking...


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[Assistant] Ed Hardy fucking style this or fucking Horitomo fucking this or like whatever. He can do it all and he can do it all correctly and amazing and you know that's what I strive to do is just be well rounded. But I do know how things age because I did color portraits in fucking the mid 90's.


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[Assistant] And I saw how those age on co- construction workers, like, yeaah, I did this fucking thing that looks un-fucking believable, it was like-


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[Assistant] A fucking Kiefer Sutherland from Lost Boys portrait on this dude's arm.


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[Assistant] Kiefer Sutherland came into fucking Jinxproof and fucking took a picture next to it because he thought it was so dope.


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[Assistant] But that guy fucking roofs houses for a living and now that color portrait looks like shit.


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[Assistant] And luckily I put enough black in there so it's still recognizable if he ever comes back to get a touch up. But I know that tattoos need like certain things like...


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[Assistant] A fuckin', like you need a skeleton, you know? It needs a little bit of outline, it needs a little bit of black shading. And then you get as fuckin' fancy as you want, and I try to do that too.


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[Assistant] Excuse me. Uhm, yeah, I try to convince them and if they're not convinced and they have enough money, they can convince me to do fucking things that I'm morally opposed to. But I'll still do it because I gotta fuck.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well I'm morally opposed to things that don't- aren't gonna hold up. If it's not gonna last 20 years and look good in 20 years, like after that your fuckin' tits sag and your ass falls and- And you'd like to think that your tattoos are gonna survive? You got bigger fuckin' problems to give a shit.


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[Assistant] But I try to make, I've seen tattoos personally that Bob did.


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[Assistant] In the 70s, and I've seen tattoos that fucking Ed did in the 70s, and they blow my fucking mind, and I wanna make things that hold up like that.


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[Assistant] You know what I mean? I wanna make a tattoo that's a fuckin' back piece on this cat, Erno, who's fuckin' dead now cause he's a fuckin' junkie, but...


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[Assistant] I mean, but I worked for him and he taught me a lot of things. And one of the big things he taught me was showing me the tattoos that he had from Horyoshi 2's, Long Sense Dead, Rest In Peace, and fucking Ed Hardy.


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[Assistant] And it looked like something fucking Tim Lehigh or one of these fucking top, you know what I mean, like some of the best in the business did a few months ago. And when I say Tim Lehigh,


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[Assistant] With all fucking respect for that dude and like how his tattoos look, he worked for Ed Hardy.


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[Assistant] All the fucking best have. You know what I mean? And I take a lot of pride in having...


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[Assistant] You know, I didn't talk like I am right now. I was sitting there, shut the fuck up, and remember every fucking word out of that man's mouth, because it's fucking genius in my business.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, but whatever, you know, like I've got fucking 20 some thousand Instagram followers. I don't want them to fucking go away. I want 200,000.


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[Assistant] You know, when I said I didn't really associate with a lot of tattoos, I really don't and I'm a bit of a snob about it. I'm not gonna say, I'm not gonna talk to some kid if he comes in and fucking...


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[Assistant] Get's tattooed and asks me some questions, you know, he's put money in my pocket and if he asks me a question I'm gonna give him mostly, most of the time honest answers. If some fucking dickhead


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, well if that guy asks me on fucking Twitter or fucking whatever, I'm like, okay, well don't tell anybody. Okay, well I got 10,000 plus fucking followers on Twitter.


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[Assistant] Man, I'm saying don't tell anybody publicly, so that's pretty much calling you an asshole. And then I'm just-


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[Assistant] And I was like, don't tell anybody, but it's liquid paper and hyperfaca. Mix it up half and half.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well I mean, there's a place for everything, you know what I mean? I'm not fucking knocking people who do amazing things with it.


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[Assistant] I just have seen happen before and seen them go horribly wrong. Like, I'm assuming that they're such good artists, they're, they're


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[Assistant] Gonna maybe see that, oh well, fuck, you know, if I make a brown out of orange and red.


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[Assistant] And that sees the sun for one summer, that orange is gonna fall out, and your grandma's gonna be green.


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[Assistant] I'd say orange and red, orange and green to make a brown skin tone. You know, I'm assuming that these people are like, they're so confident because they do such amazing artwork, they're gonna see that that's just...


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[Assistant] Fuckin', an asshole move, you know, cause it's gonna have to get redone every three years.


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[Assistant] I'm thinking they're gonna fuckin' evolve and then tattooing's really gonna make another step, big step forward, you know, but uh...


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[Assistant] You know, just like my answer for this fucking kid, like, if you want those fucking answers, then come in and get tattooed. Don't ask me on fucking Twitter, cause I'm gonna tell you some bullshit. And then people that are real tattooers who are like,


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[Assistant] My friends or peers or whatever, they're gonna text me, oh my god, that fucking, that shit was fucking hilarious. You know what I mean? And that happened when I did that.


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[Assistant] Well, a lot of, most of my art, I mean, to back up a little bit, I mean, most of my art is like self-taught. Like, I read a lot.


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[Assistant] And I read a lot of fiction and I think that fucking fuels your creativity.


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[Assistant] You know, just at my core of like, doing art, you know, but uh,


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[Assistant] But I, I went to school for electronic engineering, like I didn't go to school for art, you know, and I, and I don't have like a formal education, but I've read a lot of books, you know what I mean? And as I get older,


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[Assistant] I'll go back and look at those like things that I found to be like.


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[Assistant] Just go into that fucking pile of medial tasks that I was, I was above. And I'll go and I'll do every step of drawing the fucking turtle head, you know, and I'll make a circle in the rectangle and I'll go back and do a lot of those things that I was, I thought I was so above before. So I feel like I have evolved as a, uh,


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[Assistant] As an illustrator, or as a craftsman, as a tattooer, or even as an artist, as a painter, you know what I mean? Where I can really just fucking like throw a goldfish in a blender and throw him on the wall. But.


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[Assistant] You know, like, I feel like there are a lot of really exceptional artists who are formally trained. Like, I know people with fucking graduate degrees who fucking teach it, like Micah in Baltimore, and teach it fucking the San Francisco Art Institute, who are painters, who are tattooers.


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[Assistant] And green are not tattooing, they're capable of the artistically and illustrative


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[Assistant] You know, in an illustrative sense of these amazing things. And I think when they really start to, when they have enough tenure under their belt to like see enough tattooing, to see how it ages and watch their own tattoos age,


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[Assistant] Then they're gonna understand a lot more and when they couple that with their, their formal like art education and real knowledge of art and, and illustration.


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[Assistant] I don't even do it right most of the time. Eli and those guys at Smith Street, they do it right.


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[Assistant] I just try to make shit that's gonna hold up. And I draw the way I draw. And I, and I, and I like to do traditional stuff and sometimes I'll really like...


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[Assistant] It's not the fucking Alex Gray looking crazy, you know, fucking, you know, every fucking vein in a human fucking organism. Like that's not what makes people who can pull that off, that's not.


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[Assistant] Art. What's art about it is like, it's like a Johnny Cash song. Like that's fuckin' art, you know? It doesn't have to be fuckin' Mozart every time.


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[Assistant] That's the Americana. It's when a three-year-old can look and go, oh, Panther. Had some fucking crusty old fucking sailor's arm.


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[Assistant] That's art. That's Americana. That's what's cool about fucking tattooing. That's what's cool about Japanese tattooing and the very strict, regimented fucking way clouds are done or water's done or fucking...


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[Assistant] Different flowers depict different seasons in those things, you know? And work on these cats like...


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[Assistant] It's like panther from a fucking three year old. That's what makes it art. And I strive for that, but I'm not a traditional like tattoo artist.


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[Assistant] Uhm, man, you know, I really don't think about it, you know.


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[Assistant] You know what, I've looked back and I've seen both. I've looked back and I've seen things that are 20 years old and I'm like...


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[Assistant] Well, fuck man, that's not that bad. You know what I mean? Most of us are like, come on, geez, and drive alarm bands. But, cause I can put it in and get it solid.


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[Assistant] But uhm, you know, and I look back and I'm like, well that was a bad decision, but I never really look back and like,


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[Assistant] I was really lucky and fucking taught by some people.


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[Assistant] Who really taught me a lot, you know what I mean, and really taught me a lot of like fundamentals, a lot of art stuff, you know, like, uh,


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[Assistant] I've just been really, really fortunate coming in.


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[Assistant] But uh, I was really lucky and I came in at a time where it was still hard to get information because there wasn't an internet. Right. You know, a tangible fucking internet like it is now.


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[Assistant] No, because he's put out just in many lies. He's a fucking good dude, he's a real close friend of mine, he's a tattoo machine builder and he still does some of the cleanest tattoos I've ever seen. He definitely does traditional right. Fucking AIDS, sorry.


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[Assistant] But, but yea, but he started this, he started this forum, and you know, I mean there's just anything you want, you could ask Jeeves how to fucking mix your own tattoo ink and I'll tell you, but uh.


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[Assistant] Or ask, or fucking, some other fucking internet thing I don't really know about, but uh, you know, there's, there's just,


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[Assistant] Well, no, no, he died, uh, six years ago. But, uh, it took, it took him four or five years to really fucking, uh, implode. Uhm.


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[Assistant] But now, you know, I've kinda like come out of that, and you know, now I'm in a good place.


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[Assistant] Personal life will always affect every other fucking thing in your life, no matter what it is. You know what I mean? But, uh, but yeaah, no, I'm in a good place now and now I'm, uh,


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[Assistant] You know, I can be vocal about, you know what I mean? I can talk about it and not really like, trip over it. Cause I've done crazy, insane, stupid things, but.


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[Assistant] I moved to work at Spotlight. I moved here to work for Bob because he's the fucking best still doing it.


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[Assistant] I do, I like it here, and uh, you know, the weather's nice and people are beautiful and everybody just looks smart in D.C. now, but uh, haha.


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[Assistant] No, but, I mean, I like, I like everywhere I'm at, and I like everywhere I go, and I like, I, I'm so lucky to, you know, have worked in fucking fifteen different countries, and fucking goddamn every city I give a shit about, and fucking for all the people that I most care about, and uh,


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[Assistant] You know, I fucking let a lot of people down when I fucking, like, I was strung out of my fucking mind on drugs for like a year that I just pretty much lost, you know, and I've tried to make amends for that and, uh,


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[Assistant] I don't know when I first found him when I was a kid. But when I lost control on him was, uh, uh, a little more recent. But, uh,


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[Assistant] But you know, it is what it is, and I, and, you know, I have those fucking demons to like fight forever, and I'm fine with that fight, you know, and I know the ones that I can fucking like, uhm,


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[Assistant] Cuz I just fuckin' did it all. I mean, I was really like just fuckin' hellbent on like killin' it. I was just in a bad place, man, and I can't be cuz I'm a dad, you know what I mean? I got a kid I care about and who's awesome.


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[Assistant] I got a baby mama who I hate, but I'm fucking responsible for like being here to help her raise my son, and uh, you know, and I got a lot of people I care about, and I'm trying to do the best I can.


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[Assistant] Good Charlotte. Oh, right, yeaah, that's what I meant, yeaah. I went out with, uh, events tenfold for a bunch. And those dudes are super close friends. And what were you doing?


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[Assistant] But I mean, I did security for Good Charlotte until I got fired.


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[Assistant] Because they were just like, ah, you're a liability. They didn't really have to let me off tour. It was their fucking like real manager was there, not their tour manager.


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[Assistant] They were fucking like kids, man. Benji and y'all were like two of my best friends.


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[Assistant] They're, they're pretty fucking tame, man, and they're pretty fucking loyal and like dedicated. They're like old ladies, like, you know, whoever it was then or whoever it is now, like they really, you know what I mean? They're like real good dudes.


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[Assistant] It is, and, and I just chose early on to not be that dude because I saw him take it too far and like really use that. Right. And that was really all the game he had.


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[Assistant] And, uh, I was like, I don't want to be that dude. And I really kept it professional. And, and at some point my hand, I'm fucking like...


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[Assistant] I decided that it was just no challenge to pick up chicks that way and I, I


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[Assistant] I could count on my fingers how many people I've hooked up with that I tattooed. Really? Yea.


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[Assistant] I know, I know. It's like you have to use every opportunity available. It's seriously, it's like being in a field of fucking, you know, just dreams and just going, nah, I'm gonna go ahead and wake up now.


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[Assistant] Jimmy Wang, or Alexander Wang. Alexander Wang. Something like that. Fucking shit. Yeaah. Yeaah. You're a studs bitch. Uhm, but uh, but yeaah, so I never really took advantage of that. I mean, if somebody throws it in my face, I said I could count them on my hands, but if they fucking throw it on me and it's that awesome then I'm gonna...


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[Assistant] You know, bend over and walk in the door backwards and I'm gonna fuck it.


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[Assistant] But yeaah, I mean, but really, I try to be professional and if I run into the same chick out in a bar and they fucking come up and start chatting me up, then those I can't count on my fingers and toes, but uhm, but yeaah, in the shop, I try to keep it like pretty professional.


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[Assistant] It's fucking slow, everybody here is like, let me talk about what I want to do in August.


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[Assistant] Yeah, come talk to me in fucking August about what you wanna do in August. I'm trying to pay my fucking rent in June, bitch.


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[Assistant] Uh, and then, and New York is the, the complete counter of that and it's like, I want this right now.


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[Assistant] Yeah. And I'm like, yeah, alright, cool, I wanna do this right now. And uh, working in New York has been some of the best experiences of my life.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, I do. I don't want to be there too long. I get a little fucking, uh, I don't know, my hands fucking swollen right now from punching some idiot last night.


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[Assistant] Some fuckin' shitbag bar in fuckin', uh, Santa Monica. He like pushed my friend's face and...


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[Assistant] Then he started yelling at CJ because I confronted him, threw me his wall and he'd do nothing and then I just punched him a couple of times.


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[Assistant] No, the fucking, I didn't fucking make it out safely. I went back in and the fucking, the guy was so annoying sitting out front bleeding that the fucking, uh, the bouncer came in and bought his shots. The guy was really a douche.


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[Assistant] But, uh, and then he was like, I'm an army ranger. I was like, I was a fucking marine fact. Uh, I don't, I don't mean to like throw that word around a lot cause that's really fucked up. Cause I have tons of friends and shitload more clients that are, that are gay that I love to fucking death.


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[Assistant] Uh, Nicole's awesome too. I love Nicole to death. She's super smart and she's not at all the fucking buffoon that Paris is, but uh, I don't mean...


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[Assistant] Yeah, they're not gonna talk to me. Uh, no, but Nicole will cause she's still married to Joel and they got some fucking beautiful kids, man. And I love Nicole to death and she's fucking doing amazing things. Like she's always on tour with like books and TV shows and this and that and the other.


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[Assistant] And she is a super, super smart girl and, uh, her dad's fucking Lionel Richie, so she's gotta be awesome. That cat's the coolest motherfucker in the world.


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[Assistant] I was on tour with a different band and, uh, uh, there's a thing called, uh, Albuquerque.


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[Assistant] I've been on tour with a bunch of bands. I was on tour with Pantera when fucking Dimebag was still alive. But, uh, uh, uh, Albuquerque is, uhm, when, uh,


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[Assistant] She's not very fucking functional on the internet though, so she'll never hear me say that. I love her to death.


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[Assistant] Can we plug my, can we plug my boys podcast here?


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah yeaah. No, and these cats are fucking legit, man. I did stand-up, uh, recently. Just after doing this. You do stand-up.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm fucking, a couple people have fucking laughed so far since I've been running my mouth.


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[Assistant] Alright, so I told him the story on there and it's all like party stories and the thing that got me into doing stand-up is like two fucking legit real like grown-ups like stand-up comedians went after me and I was like


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[Assistant] Fuck man, that, like, I did it too, like, I'll try your job. Fuck you, everybody wants to be a tattooer. So anyway, uhm, so I went on, uh, Mango Nation and I told this story.


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[Assistant] And uh, they edited it out and put sound effects and it's all like funny and stuff, but uh, when I was like sixteen slash eight, I was eighteen years old and everybody else was, uh, we went to a hotel and uh,


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[Assistant] It was like four of us in like four chicks, or three of us in three chicks, something like that, I don't know. But, uh, anyway, so me and my chick who was shy apparently in the beginning.


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[Assistant] We went in the bathroom and she went, I was down to just fuck on top of the TV, I don't give a shit. I was like, pussy, alright.


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[Assistant] That's when, that's when, that's back when you could get aids from a pool.


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[Assistant] So before the Red Cross fucked up and gave everybody AIDS with a fucking polio vaccine, uhm, that really happened to people. Uh, so I was in the bathroom and I fucking fight through this fucking oven that I'm fucking her with and I'm like, alright, this is fucking feeling good now, you know, like yeah, alright, whew, alright, yeah, pumping, pumping. And I was in this weird stand up position, like face to face, you know, like fucking missionary on a wall.


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[Assistant] You could just destroy it. It was a little bit bigger later. But, uh, haha.


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[Assistant] You know, I just, I'm gonna bust my fucking, I'm gonna bust my load in there and plus I didn't realize how far I'd actually shoot. Otherwise I'd pull out and fucking hit her like a firing squad. But uh, so I fucking bust my hood up in there and I pull my dick out and it's just like my rubber is like,


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, you're not gonna know right, like, it's not like, pshh, done. Uh, there was no fuckin' easy-bake, I mean, test. But so then your, your idea. And I look around and she's like, oh my god, I'm pregnant. And she starts bawling her fuckin' eyes out. She knows she's pregnant.


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[Assistant] So Grant thinks, I'm gonna fix this. I'll fix it, I'll fix it. I look around the room and there's a plastic bottle of vodka I brought in, so, you know, I take this.


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[Assistant] Aristocrat or some other fuckin' fancy thing and I fuckin', uh.


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[Assistant] And I was a fuckin' like, I excelled as a student, like I was a fuckin' super smart kid, like I took the ACT in fuckin' or SATs in 7th grade. But uh, so anyway, fuckin'...


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[Assistant] So she sits on the fucking toilet and she throws her fucking legs up over my shoulder and I fucking take this plastic ball of vodka and I fucking like take big fucking mouthful and I swallow it and really think about what's about to happen.


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[Assistant] Belly button's floating. And I fucking shut the doors behind there and I'm like holding her pussy shot.


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[Assistant] And I'm sitting there, and her legs are still on my shoulder, she's sitting on the toilet, I'm on my- And you had just met this girl too. I'm on fucking knees. I don't, you had probably. Kinda.


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[Assistant] She went to a different school. But uh, Brookwood!


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[Assistant] She might have a kid now that's a fuckin' BMX. I hope he's listenin'. Lesley, I don't know how to say her last name. Uh, tonight like it matters, she's probably had three other ones since. But uh, so I'm holdin' her fuckin' shit shut.


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[Assistant] I'm like, oh my god, that's my old com, I can't, I can't, no, what the fuck, what the fuck, oh my god, it's my eye. And I hear her screaming, you know what I mean, cause I guess it takes a little air to fucking hit, and I got another funny story about Mace later, but, anyway.


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[Assistant] Her fucking pussy was on fire, I guess. And my eyeballs were, with my own load and, uh, this vodka, and then she fucking...


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[Assistant] When I fucking get one eye clear of my own fucking cum and fucking, you know, vodka babies.


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[Assistant] And it's fucking spraying right back up the fucking wall and I look over at her and she's still screaming and bawling her eyes out and I'm wiping the cum out and trying to like, I'm like questioning my sexuality.


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[Assistant] And uh, I mean with the shitty vodka, I didn't even really taste it. It was just, it was a texture thing, you know what I mean? Same reason I don't like marshmallows. But uh, so anyway, this bitch is upside down in the fucking bathroom and she's fucking like just spraying back up the wall and she's fucking screaming and then she called me, looks over and goes,


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[Assistant] I'm like, yeah, it fucking totally works. And she didn't get pregnant? No, no, not at all. See, uh, I didn't have to have, I had my first abortion, I think I was like 18 or 19.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, it's gonna make those kids fuckin' retarded, and I would chuck em' off a cliff or drop em' off.


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[Assistant] That's like, I still won't fuck somebody with a sheepskin gun on them either. What are those fucking things? It lets the aids through but stops the babies or something? Really?


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[Assistant] Yeah, there was some fucking outdoor, like, concert in Alabama and, uh, a lot happened that night. I fucked my...


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[Assistant] Best friend in time's girlfriend, which is the last time I fucked my best friend's girl.


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[Assistant] Plus she was really hot. She had the craziest red hair. It looked like it fucking stares. It was like that color red.


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[Assistant] And, uh, either got crabs from her or the fuckin', uh...


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[Assistant] The jeans I bought at the thrift store and I didn't wear a war commando. But uh, but somebody gave me fucking crabs, god damn it.


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[Assistant] It's weird, I've seriously been in too many, my face will attest to that, and these fucking scars and cuts all over it, but uh,


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[Assistant] Anyway, uh, so we're at this concert and we get in a big fight and one of my dickhead friends who's got a fucking like little mace can or something, he-


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[Assistant] Fucking stole from some cop's daughter, he's fucking, I don't know.


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[Assistant] Uh, he fuckin' maces it, he just like shuts his eyes and dances in a circle and maces everybody there and we all get fuckin'...


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[Assistant] No, we were all fighting. There was a bunch. This is Rednecks. This is Alabama shit.


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[Assistant] Uh, so we're all fuckin' fightin' and, uh, and, uh, my buddy fuckin' Mace is at, Richie Mace is fuckin' everybody there. And, uh, including myself and Christy's girls fuckin' later when Nikki wasn't around. And, uh, I dropped Christy off later. I'm makin' out.


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[Assistant] And it's getting real hot, you know, cause I got mace fucking three hours before, you know, there was a whole like getting crabs and fucking my friend's girl and driving home and my mom's arrow star.


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[Assistant] And driving Christie, you know what I mean? Like, there's a lot of fucking shit transpired, so my face had long since stopped burning.


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[Assistant] And then, uh, we're fucking, and it's so, like, we're both pretty much crying at this point. But it's, but it's awesome, so we don't stop fucking. I don't know, just laughing, but sometimes.


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[Assistant] Uhm, but yeaah, so anyway, uhm, I didn't find this out later until I was in the Marines and they make you go through like a gas chamber with a gas mask and a donning clear mask, like,


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[Assistant] So it, it reacts with water. It takes water to get it off, but it takes buckets and buckets and buckets, but when it dries, it doesn't burn anymore. Right. You know? But if you get wet again, when you take a shower later...


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[Assistant] It's like a fucking sunburn when you get back from a beat. It sucks, you know, and it reenacts or re-


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[Assistant] I was getting ahead and that was getting us both so hot.


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[Assistant] I wonder if she has crabs. Anyway. She did at least for a little bit.


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[Assistant] There you go. Uhm, haha, that's a good story.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, I was getting ahead and it was hot and we were kissing and it was hot and, uh, her nipples stay hard the whole time.


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[Assistant] Uh, but yeaah, we start fuckin', and it was like super, super hot, but I was like so committed to it, I was like, I'm, I'm not stoppin', like, this is awesome. Once you start, yeaah. This could possibly be the best, I just thought that fuckin' Middle Eastern people had super hot pussies.


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[Assistant] Oh man, I probably shouldn't have said that. Fuck the world.


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[Assistant] She's super hot. I'll show you some pictures in a bit. Yeah, I need to see that. Yeah, she's good. But, uh, anyway. Back to my story. So anyway, I just thought that fuckin' non-stink bass people had super, super hot pussies and mouths. Tweakers do.


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[Assistant] Uh, but uh, but anyway, that wasn't it at all. And then we figured out kind of later, like, oh my god, it's cause we both got maced earlier and we were talking about it. We were done fucking. And then, uh, a couple, a couple weeks later,


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[Assistant] She hit me up, and, cause it was just a random, like, casual, like, hookup thing, we were friends, it was like, fuckbodies. And she was like,


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[Assistant] That was pretty awesome and like, you know, like I, I, you know, fuck my boyfriend and I don't, that was like, I kind of want to do it again. Is there, I'm like, I know what we'll do.


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[Assistant] Uhm, but it was awesome. It was one of my favorites. It's still one of my favorites. Like I, I don't partake in that a whole lot anymore. Cause I shout too much, my lungs are already fucking haggard. But uhm.


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[Assistant] I don't even know what the follow up question should be. I'm still, I'm still kind of super into it. It's like a pain pleasure thing. Like I don't, fuck your candle wax, give me some fucking pepper spray. One time I fucked a girl on the thinner.


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[Assistant] There's another time that's super weird, my little brother.


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[Assistant] God rest his soul, or whoever's out there, but uh, he was big into like snakes and like, uh,


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[Assistant] Honestly, a little bit intimidating. There's like a 14 foot snake and then mine. Uh, hahaha. Yeaah. So, uh, you know.


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[Assistant] You know what I mean, like. So what's the circumstance that you fuck a girl with a snake? How did you end up in this? Uh, well he had to, we were at my mom's house, fucking redneck, and where my brother lived, and, well shit, where I still lived, I was in high school. But Garrett had these Burmese pythons that he fucking like, uh,


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[Assistant] I guess they were like, I don't know, whatever, but, uh, we just got super stoned. I think we were smoking, uh, boat.


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[Assistant] Uhm, we had this really crazy, crazy, crazy weed. We got some like, uh, some sketchy black dude at the prom. And uhm,


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[Assistant] I mean, he was sketchy more than black, but uhm, hahaha. Anyway, I think we were smoking PCP, and uh, and then it just, you know, it got all fucking natural born killers. Next thing you know, the fucking snakes in the bed.


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[Assistant] No, the cage was right there and I was fucking on the couch. Bed thing, I just called that, but uh, daybed.


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[Assistant] Didn't even get in there. Snake didn't get no action.


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[Assistant] I don't really have one, my craziest fuckin' like tat story was kinda sexually oriented and I tat-


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[Assistant] You remember like Spencer's Gifts, like the birthday cards and shit, with the big giant fat bitch, like the size of two of these tables?


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[Assistant] So I tattooed one of those women, and uh, I'll say women now because I feel like you're gonna get to know her and really like start to like her, you know? She's a good part of the story.


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[Assistant] She was a really fucking super great, super nice lady, but uh, she came in and she wanted to get a, uh, Japanese beetle, like a Junebug.


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[Assistant] She was horrifying. On, on the initial fucking, you know, just glance. It was terrifying. I mean literally like sideways in the door, like 500 pounds, like 100 pounds a foot. You know, she was five feet tall. She should have been six. You should have paid more for that.


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[Assistant] And then she sits there holding up, and I call them like dog tits, cause somehow your belly button splits you down the middle, like even if you get grossly, or morbidly obese, it keeps a split there, so it's like a titty, and then a titty without a nipple, and then a gunt, and then a knee.


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[Assistant] And that's what she was, and she was, like no bullshit, she was on a Spencer's card, like she gave me autographed, like, stuff that I threw away immediately.


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[Assistant] I have enough fucking weight on an IKEA bed, I promise you, I'm broken-playing.


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[Assistant] I feel like if I could go back in time, I probably would have fucking got a little head or at least, but.


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[Assistant] She's holding up her fucking, you know, the in-between giant boob thing without a nipple. So she's holding that up and I'm tattooing it under there and I'm like, so what the fuck, you know, like a bug under, in a place you'll never ever, like, we'll probably never see the light of day again.


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[Assistant] I was trying to play like, find the bug with my like, you know, counterparts when I'm like, doing porn. I'm like, wait.


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[Assistant] She's like, oh yea baby, like, there's a, there's a fucking fetish for everything. Like, it's all out there. And I was young still, like, I'd been tattooing one or two, maybe three years. So I was like, early twenties.


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[Assistant] Uh, because she was really the sweetest lady and I was so scared when she picked up that fucking fat. Rest in peace. I was gonna smell, there's no way people that fat live that long.


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[Assistant] She's not a worm, she didn't get a leg cut off there, you name Sally, but uh, she's dead.


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[Assistant] So anyway, this, this is a fucking giant bitch. It's all, like when she picks it up, I thought it was gonna be like total recall, like falling out in a Mars atmosphere. My eyeballs are gonna bug out of my head and I was gonna smell something atrocious that actually smelled like nothing.


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[Assistant] You know, cause I'd already like put two and two together and realized that you could just fold up any part and she's like just a walking pile of FIFIs, you know? And I was just, she was like, well,


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[Assistant] Like a fucking ant's attacking a grasshopper, you know what I mean? Yeah. And just fold it up, spit on it, and fuck it.


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[Assistant] It's a real deal. And fuckin', you know, like, spray a little pepper spray in your room, kids. It's fuckin' pretty awesome.


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[Assistant] I think they're fucking like finding a fucking unicorn, you know what I mean? They're just so fat and like just non-mobile. Like where are you gonna find them? Exactly, you ever been to the bar? You need an address and I haven't seen them on Tinder. Jesus.


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[Assistant] No, no, I'm down, I'm down for whatever. You know what man, I fucking, I had this, uh,


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[Assistant] And, uh, dated her for like a year and was really in love. I mean, I'm still really in love with her, so I'm like a little...


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[Assistant] Little fuckin' slow gettin' back into the game, you know what I mean? And it's like the only take in my life, like a really, really like...


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[Assistant] She's just awesome. It's not just the accent, I know there are people from England, but uh, no, I mean she's amazing and it's, and it's...


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[Assistant] Oh man, it's fucking really, in ways kind of fucked up my life and I've lost friendships over, you know, just, you know, people we know and bullshit and fucking just the drama of life and relationships. But, uh,


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[Assistant] You know man, all these old stories and all these old like crazy antics I did.


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[Assistant] I just, it was a fucking dipshit. You know, I was like at a very like, I was at the worst stage of my life when she came into my life. And I tried so hard to make it better and, uh,


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[Assistant] You know, I just, I just fucked up, you know, and I just like fucked her up, and it was, it was terrible, cause, you know, I mean, I still, she's just so awesome, and I mean, she's so rad, and I was lucky to have her, and I just fucked it all up, but, you know, like I don't, you know, uhm, yeaah, I'm not just,


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[Assistant] I don't know man, I'm just trying to get my life together, so if I ever get that fucking kind of chance again, I'll fucking do it right, you know?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean they're pretty, they're everything you'd think it would be, like it's a fucking spectacle of, of, of, you know, and uhm,


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[Assistant] You know, it's, it's hard to talk about. I like some of my friends, uh, you know, and, uh, they're capable of incredible things, but, uh, you know, and I still am friends, uh, so yeaah, fuck, fuck, that was tough.


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[Assistant] I saw, I was fucking, like I was having a hard time keeping a boner because I did too many painkillers.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and there was another time I was in a similar situation and...


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[Assistant] I don't know if I just drank too much. You know what I think it was weed. Fucking weed is like my kryptonite.


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[Assistant] Sometime mid-afternoon I decided like, I'm gonna try to smoke weed, and I smoke weed and...


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[Assistant] Recovered from that and thought I'd recovered, but I guess still my system like later on it's fucked up to threesomes and it's fucked up this Couple of times fucking porn stars and it's like


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's my kryptonite. I can fucking do any, I can fucking do an 8 ball and fuck like a champ and then go right to fucking sleep and I can fucking...


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[Assistant] You know, obviously other drugs that will make you hard, but I mean I can, I can do the things that really incapacitate most people, I can fucking do.


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[Assistant] I've worked really hard to put myself in those places and I think anybody can fucking do it, you know, and it's like PMA, you know what I mean? It's like...


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[Assistant] You know, hung out with O.G. Grant, the fucking drummer for him now, and, you know, but that, that fucking...


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[Assistant] That was, you know, that song was made when I was like fucking five years old. Like I wasn't going to those fucking shows when Ian McKay had Minor Threat.


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[Assistant] You know, it's a whole straight edge movement and the whole fucking anti-racism, fucking sharp skins from DC and like, all this stuff that I came up.


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[Assistant] I got that attitude, you know what I mean? And that makes me able to achieve whatever the fuck I wanna do. I've kick flipped a fucking skateboard, my old fat ass.


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[Assistant] And fucking landed it, but I can't land it if I can't imagine it. You know, it's a trick you do on a fucking BMX bike. You ain't gonna ever fucking land it. If you're picturing yourself eating shit, you're gonna eat shit, so just fucking get a fork. You know, but.


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[Assistant] You know, that fuckin', you know, that attitude, you know what I mean? That positive mental attitude. It'll fuckin' take you where the fuck you wanna go. No matter where the fuck kind of bullshit white trash inbred fuck you're from.


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[Assistant] But, uh, you know, like, that's where I'm from, you know, and I've done a lot of things and I've been a lot of places. You know, there's fucking books written.


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[Assistant] On people who've done less, you know what I mean? And I'm not here for the fucking biography.


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[Assistant] I'm just here living it and taking advantage and fucking, you know, trying to like figure out some of my mistakes and making it right.


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[Assistant] You aspire to be in a relationship? No, I'll fuck chicks. No, I just want that one chick back.


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[Assistant] But that ain't gonna happen, but yeaah, you know, so I'm just like, uhm, I'm not-


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[Assistant] I've been a man whore, you know, and I've fuckin' countless whoever's and whatever's and, and most of the fuckin' no names are better, you know, it's like a mutt to healthier dog.


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[Assistant] Trying to just make it right, you know what I mean? And I'm like working hard and like doing that. And pussy's just there, you know? It's super easy.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it'd be so easy in a tattoo shop, you know, but all you have to do is fuckin', like, spark a conversation that she's interested in, and then make you think you're an- she- you know what I mean? Like, make her think you give a shit.


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[Assistant] No, no, that's a certain angle too. You gotta play it right.


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[Assistant] No, no, no, but if you, if you do that too, then they're gonna try to convince you to care and eventually they'll convince you to care with a blowjob.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but that's, that's a certain angle to play, you know what I mean? But, you know, I have fucking respect for people though, you know what I mean? It's like, it's not dropping names of like, people who fucked a thousand dudes with baseball bat dicks, like.


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[Assistant] It's, you know what I mean, like I have respect for the people that I've been with and, and, and had sex with except for the girl gave me crap. And, and fuck me even though she was dating my best friend.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but no, but I have respect for people, and I mean, I think everybody should have that, you know what I mean? Like, I don't have malicious intentions unless somebody does to me, and I got a fucking swollen hand for that, so karma's fucking me in the ass right now.


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[Assistant] Nah, cause I hit him with that knuckle and I just fucking... I wish CCA took a fucking picture cause he was sitting out front leaking and crying about it for an hour. I went out to smoke cigarettes and laughing at him. Fucking douche. Alright, I wear it. But yeah man.


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[Assistant] Just fuckin', you know, I'm just trying to be, trying to be good these days. But you know, I still fuck chicks though. If you got a bunch of cute fans, hit me up.


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[Assistant] Oh, no, that was early on. That was like once or twice early on. Oh, okay, good, good. There's worse drugs out there. Don't you speak it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, here's the way to go about it. I mean, obviously, if you're a fucking moron, you're gonna get shitty tattoos. If you have half a fucking brain, you'll do...


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[Assistant] A little bit of research. You know, if you get something that looks fucking epic in a photo for some dipshits and Instagram and then it fucking starts falling out, then go find a real tattooer. Go look at fucking Smith Street tattoos. Go look at Bob Roberts tattoos. Look at Ed Hardy fucking t-shirts when they were at Hardy.


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[Assistant] I mean, had to, like, cause Kristen kept making fucking clothes and Lucky Bastard or some other prick was-


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[Assistant] Yeah, cause that's, you know, that's how Christian made his fucking billion dollars.


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[Assistant] When Kristen started putting too many fucking tassels and fucking rhinestones on it, Ed was like, oh, I'm done selling you designs.


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[Assistant] And then Kristen was like, well, I bought the right to use your name. And then he was buying designs from other people.


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[Assistant] And still putting Ed Hardy on there. So is Ed Hardy like selling this shit that wasn't drawn by him?


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[Assistant] The stuff that was drawn by Ed is fucking dope. Like, I don't give a fuck. I still got a couple other shirts. I don't fucking really wear them because they're, you know, relics, but.


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[Assistant] You know, like Ed, you know, Ed's awesome, you know, and he's an amazing tattooer and he fucking made plenty of money, so.


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[Assistant] T-shirts or t-shirts with his name on it or some fuckin' lighter they bought at the fuckin' truck stop.


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[Assistant] You're goddamn right I'm gonna do it till I quit. Till you're dead or what? Yeah, fucking right.


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[Assistant] I'm a fuckin', I'm a fuckin' tattooer. I make my money these days, like, taking photos and I got-


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[Assistant] No, I mean I love photography and I make a good living doing that and I'm a painter and I make a good living doing that and I do these burning things that I...


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[Assistant] Literally? Really? Yeah, it's mine. I fucking paid the fucking patent attorney. Cause I can't afford a patent. It's like 14 G's.


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[Assistant] But, uh, they did the research and it took six months and I paid the fucking 2G's and...


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[Assistant] It's my process. You know, I do a lot of art and a lot of other stuff, but at the fucking core, like, I'm a scumbag and I'm a fucking tattooer and I will be until my fucking hands don't work no more. From probably punching some shitbag in Santa Monica.


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[Assistant] Well, I built a bunch of stuff. I mean, Ella's still got a fucking couch in this fucking studio that I built, you know what I mean? Out of wood from old churches and I've been around like...


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[Assistant] You know, at my core, man, I'm a fuckin' tattooer. I've wanted to be a tattooer since I was six years old. Since, you know, I had some creepy old motherfucker. I was sitting there drawing his fuckin' aloha girl on his forearm on a piece of paper.


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[Assistant] He's like, oh, that's pretty good, you know, if I can redraw it here. And I drew it on his arm and...


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[Assistant] You know, this 90-year-old prick who got tattooed Guam, you know, before fucking nukes went off.


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[Assistant] Uh, you know, influenced me that much when I was like seven years old and like, I'm a fucking tattooer and I will be until my fucking end and, you know.


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[Assistant] Bob Roberts and fucking Ed Hardy and even some of the younger like Lehigh and Scott Sylvia and


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[Assistant] Mike Wilson like, look up some of that shit, you want good tattoos? That's what they look like.


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[Assistant] You fucking paid my bills. Well, who do you want to say thanks to? Nah, man, uh, I mean...


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[Assistant] I don't know man, I fucking, I thank those people everyday, you know what I mean, the people I care about most, like they know it.


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[Assistant] You know, and I fucking go and work for them and I fucking talk about them and people fucking show up and, uh.


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[Assistant] You know, obviously I love Bob and, you know, Charlie Roberts, like his son, still tattooing.


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[Assistant] Was there a tattoo on the other day? I'm fucking handing them over to some PC and that's how I thank them.


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[Assistant] You know, a lot of people I have respect for and I'm not fucking shy about saying those names and I have 14 times in this fucking interview, but uh, you know, I'm just fucking thankful for.


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[Assistant] You know, my own fucking like drive and work ethic and, and, and thankful to fucking like come out of the fucking scum. You know what I mean? You've been through a lot to still be able to practice your craft and to be out here. And I mean, I think that's how kids should feel. You shouldn't have to fucking thank everybody. Live your fucking life and do your fucking thing and fucking own it.


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[Assistant] No, I mean, thanks for being on. We're friends, you know what I mean? Like, we've known each other for a while, and you know, we're homies, and that's why I'm here, and uhm, you know, I have a fucking, I have some crazy stories. You do, yeah. But I mean, shit happens, but uhm, you know, uhm.


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[Assistant] I don't know about thanks, you know what I mean, like, thanks for having me on, you know, but, uh,


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[Assistant] You know, I just, you know, like, I'm thankful to fucking like-


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[Assistant] In between all the fucking like bullshit and all the fucking like crazy nonsense, you know, like those kids fucking like peddling bicycles and breaking their fucking ankles.


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[Assistant] Yeah, do the fuck, do the fuck, whatever the fuck makes you, gives you a fucking boner. I wanna make a clip. That's awesome.


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[Assistant] There's a, there's a fucking quite a list of people. Ray J? I don't know.


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[Assistant] If you'd ask me, I'd have given you ten to one. But you didn't ask me, so it's an even bet. Five dollars.


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[Assistant] And somewhere a bird who is bound, he'll be heard, is throwing his heart at the sky. It's a grand night for singing. The stars are bright above.


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[Assistant] The earth is aglow and to add to the show, I think I am falling in love. Falling, falling in love.


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[Assistant] Maybe it's more than the moon. Maybe it's more


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[Assistant] I can hear em callin' hogs in the clear Iowa air.


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[Assistant] Oh I know, all I owe, I owe, I owe away.


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[Assistant] I owe I owe you all I owe and I know why.


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[Assistant] I am Iowa born and bred. And on Iowa corn I'm fed. Not to mention her body wheat and rye.


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[Assistant] So I think I'll move to California.


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[Assistant] Probably uhm, my dad actually introduced me to an artist called J-Hus from London. And he was like, he was very skeptical, he was like very nervous to show it to me. And then I remember he showed it to me, it was like the best thing I've ever, my dad is like a G with, when it comes to like finding new music, like


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[Assistant] I used to like ask if I could wash the dishes and she never would let me because...


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[Assistant] We talk about this all the time because we grew up with like no money and so it's funny to think about because Phineas literally lives like he's...


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[Assistant] It's very cute, actually. My mom will always like come over to my room and be like,


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[Assistant] Oh, it's so cute. But you know what's funny? When I was younger, like when I was like nine, I would always steal her shoes.


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[Assistant] Where is Peter? I wish he would come back faster, said Tootles.


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[Assistant] I want to hear his stories about Cinderella. I think my mother must have been just like Cinderella.


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[Assistant] Do you want to be killed? They'll cut off your head. Also one boy isn't enough.


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[Assistant] Only one of those boys is important to me. Their captain, Peter Pan. I want revenge on Pan.


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[Assistant] He cut off my hand and fed it to the great crocodile of the island.


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[Assistant] Now I understand why you are so afraid of crocodiles, Smee said.


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[Assistant] No, I'm not afraid of all crocodiles.


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[Assistant] It thought my hand was so delicious that it has followed me for a long time, waiting to eat all of me.


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[Assistant] That crocodile would have already eaten me, Smee, but I fed it an old clock that is always making a loud tick, tick, tick sound.


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[Assistant] When I hear that tick, I always run to get away. Someday, said Smee.


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[Assistant] It's time to kill them all like you wanted, Captain.


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[Assistant] I have a plan. We will first return to our ship.


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[Assistant] We will then cook a big cake covered with green sugar. But that is not all. We will also put poison in the cake. We'll then put the cake near the mermaid's lake. The boys often swim and play there.


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[Assistant] When they find and eat the cake they will all die. Your plan sounds delicious.


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[Assistant] The bird looks tired and it sounds like it is crying.


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[Assistant] Aye. Aye. Aye. An unanimous vote. Congratulations, Walt. Congratulate the board. They're the winners.


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[Assistant] What? You're not going with me, but I counted on it.


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[Assistant] And cheat me out of my goodbye kiss? Not a chance. I've got to drive over to San Rafael. I'll stop on the way. Love me?


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[Assistant] Nothing in the whole world smells as sweet as you do, Duchess.


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[Assistant] Oh, I clipped those birds wings, but short. No one's gonna vote me down, sweet. Not when I know I'm right. Mhm.


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[Assistant] I'm disappointed too. Where's your luggage? Oh, I'm wearing it. Less trouble that way.


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[Assistant] Rough. Except for the time in Italy, I kinda liked it there.


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[Assistant] Our last chance to chow for a while, how about it? No thanks, I grabbed a hamburger while I was waiting for you. Still taste the harness.


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[Assistant] Yes, that's all. She'll understand. Be sure she gets it the first thing in the morning.


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[Assistant] Why don't you drive for a while? That's well. Nothing could suit me better.


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[Assistant] It's your Aunt Margaret, will be pretty happy to see you. Irene says you're the favorite nephew.


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[Assistant] You don't know Irene. Maybe not.


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[Assistant] When's the next train to San Francisco? Ten a.m. tomorrow. You sure there isn't one sooner?


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[Assistant] I'm assigned to Captain Callahan. Oh, yes, Chief. The duke just came in from Washington.


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[Assistant] See, everything after the letter J in the first name has been obliterated by heavy writing over it. The only impressed letters legible are those between words or before them. Like, uh, R-N-S at the end of this name here. And the Hotel Santa here before the word Evanston.


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[Assistant] I just can't let you ruin that beautiful motor. Start her up.


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[Assistant] Why not? Sure. I'll try it for a while. Will you get someone permanent? The name's Bill Walker.


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[Assistant] Suppose we leave that open till you find out how much I'm worth to the business. Doesn't seem to be any business right now.


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[Assistant] Might be a good time for me to get rid of this beard and find a place to board.


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[Assistant] Like it. That's very kind of you, Mrs. King, but it seems an imposition.


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[Assistant] Nice kids. Hey, was Ed clowning about there being hard up?


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[Assistant] You know, I hate to tell you how many years this Sunday takes me back.


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[Assistant] I'll have to skip the answer to that one. Someone tore it out of the book.


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[Assistant] You may not even after I've told you, but at least you'll know the whole story. Sit down.


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[Assistant] Going back? Wild horses couldn't drag me back.


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[Assistant] Mrs. Peters was kind enough to come along to substantiate at least the Loxburg portion of what I've told you. Very thoughtful of you, Mrs. Peters.


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[Assistant] We'll need your signed statement for the grand jury when we ask for your wife's release. It won't take long to be typed.


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[Assistant] He tried to kill me. Thought he had.


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[Assistant] He tells us he's been in Larkspur, a little town in Idaho, working as a mechanic in a service station. Run by Mrs. Peters here.


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[Assistant] Not one word that she has said is true. Then you have nothing to worry about. Mrs. William, was there a witness to the threats you mentioned?


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[Assistant] I feel rather ill. Will you have Mrs. Williams ready for the grand jury at 10 o'clock tomorrow morning? That's all.


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[Assistant] Well, not very good news judging from your faces. Well, Walt, the grand jury returned indictment against you. Mrs. Williams was released.


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[Assistant] If it weren't for you, I wouldn't be. I came back here because I wanted to believe in the things you do. I still do. No matter what happened. Will you do something for me?


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[Assistant] Assing's heart is heavy that he cannot lead you to her, but things that are not known cannot be told.


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[Assistant] Untruth is not good for soul, and not wisdom when told to policemen.


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[Assistant] I'm afraid I am, sir. I've had a regular epidemic of flat tires lately.


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[Assistant] Is it so incredible that a man should fight against believing such a thing about his wife?


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[Assistant] According to the inscription to Walt, my adoring and adored husband, Irene, this belongs to Mr. Williams. This is your handwriting, isn't it?


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[Assistant] And this telegram addressed to Mrs. Margaret Hubbard. Is that also your handwriting?


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[Assistant] Now, Mrs. Burns, I mean Mrs. Williams, this photograph is inscribed to Jim, my adoring and adored Irene. Did you write this too?


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[Assistant] And this monogrammed, uh, garment, a gift from you to Mr. Torrance?


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[Assistant] I have bad news for you, Mrs. Williams. I can prove it's true. These pajamas.


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[Assistant] Hints from Horus is a pretty title.


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[Assistant] But I confess I have reservations as to its merit.


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[Assistant] I regret to say that the, uh, taste of the town has changed during your two years abroad.


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[Assistant] My lord, are these hints and this creature the sole product of your tour? You have seen exotic places. Did you not write about them?


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[Assistant] I'd leave it go, my lord. Plenty more where that one come from.


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[Assistant] Page below with a letter for your lordship. Must be given personally, says.


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[Assistant] A more satisfactory day, my lord. If I might, I will offer my congratulations.


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[Assistant] If I get six dark blues, that pretty much guarantees that I'm going to get it.


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[Assistant] Let's think about this analytically for a second. There are ten balls. And, why, why, okay.


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[Assistant] Uh, sexual comments constantly, uh, you know, sort of in the joking manner. Uh, he would touch them inappropriately, like touching their bodies, so they had those complaints.


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[Assistant] The one regret that I had was that, yeaah, definitely Yana's story deserved to be told.


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[Assistant] It was made clear that we weren't going to continue with the story.


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[Assistant] We can talk first about wars and why they happen from a, from the normal


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[Assistant] historical, historical, social, cultural, political analysis perspective.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, sometimes people portray that Draupadi was the cause of the Kurukshetra war. It's not Draupadi was the cause, it was, you know. So really in what sense? No, in fact it is said that,


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[Assistant] So even if somebody is not known for heroic fighting skills, at least they are down at the front lines.


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[Assistant] Now in history, there have been certain expansionist rulers, whether it is Alexander or Genghis Khan or many of the, uh, the Turkish and uh, uh, was it Mughals who came to India?


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[Assistant] Of the rational human being overcoming the irrational urge to fight.


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[Assistant] Yeah, because, you know, that was the basis by which matter is converted into energy. Nuclear, basically, in the atomic weapons, we basically use the splitting of matter to release energy. The specific way in which it is done is different, but E is equal to MC square was the idea that


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[Assistant] It is not a one to one correlation, it is not that this led to this.


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[Assistant] After the world war came out, at least the mainstream version of history shows that Hitler was nowhere close to developing a weapon.


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[Assistant] And that's why Einstein later said that my sending that letter was, was a mistake. He regretted it. That caused the destruction.


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[Assistant] So, one reason is that humans don't act always according to reason.


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[Assistant] But it doesn't work like that because humans are sometimes, like some, if I have talent, some different people have different levels of talent, different levels of motivation, different people have different levels of hunger for power and selfishness, selflessness. So it's very...


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[Assistant] Uh, he considered the first world war.


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[Assistant] Where do we go for analyzing? Like I said earlier, deterrence is one way.


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[Assistant] It was, you know, Indians didn't, the Indian freedom fighters didn't have that many weapons. Of course, Nandini was a man of principles, but he, he