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[Assistant] And when I disclose my secret to him, you shall share the confidence.


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[Assistant] I sought the orchard, driven to its shelter by the wind, which all day had blown strong and full from the south, without, however, bringing a speck of rain.


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[Assistant] Instead of subsiding as nights drew on, it seemed to augment its rush and deepen its roar.


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[Assistant] The trees blew steadfastly one way, never writhing round, and scarcely tossing back their bows once in an hour, so continuous was the strain bending their branchy heads northward.


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[Assistant] The clouds drifted from pole to pole, fast following, mass on mass.


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[Assistant] No glimpse of blue sky had been visible that July day.


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[Assistant] It was not without a certain wild pleasure I ran before the wind, delivering my trouble of mind to the measureless air-turrent thundering through space.


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[Assistant] Descending the laurel walk, I faced the wreck of the chestnut tree.


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[Assistant] It stood up, black and riven. The trunk split down the centre, gasped ghastly. The clove and halves were not broken from each other.


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[Assistant] The community of vitality was destroyed. The sap could flow no more. Their great bowels on each side were dead.


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[Assistant] And next winter's tempests would be sure to fell one or both to earth.


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[Assistant] As yet, however, they might be said to form one tree, a ruin, but an entire ruin.


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[Assistant] As if the monster splinters were living things and could hear me.


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[Assistant] I think, scathed as you look, and charred and scorched, there must be a little sense of life in you yet, rising out of that adhesion at the faithful, honest roots.


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[Assistant] You will never have green leaves more, never more see birds making nests and singing idles in your bows. The time of pleasure and love is over with you, but you're not desolate. Each of you has a comrade to sympathize with him and his decay.


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[Assistant] The moon appeared momentarily in that part of the sky which filled their fissure.


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[Assistant] Her disc was blood red and half overcast. She seemed to throw on me one bewildered, dreary glance.


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[Assistant] And buried herself again instantly in a deep drift of cloud. The wind fell for a second round Thornfield, but far away over wood and water poured a wild melancholy wail. It was sad to listen to, and I ran off again.


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[Assistant] Gathered up the apples with which the grass round the tree roots was thickly strewn.


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[Assistant] Then I employed myself in dividing the ripe from the unripe. I carried them into the house and put them away in the storeroom.


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[Assistant] Then I repair to the library to ascertain whether the fire was lit, for though summer


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[Assistant] I knew on such a gloomy evening Mr. Rochester would like to see a cheerful hearth when he came in. Yes, the fire had been kindled some time and burnt well. I placed his armchair by the chimney corner. I wheeled the table near it. I let down the curtain, and had the candles brought in ready for lighting.


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[Assistant] More restless than ever, when I have completed these arrangements, I could not sit still, nor even remain in the house.


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[Assistant] A little timepiece in the room and the old clock in the hall simultaneously struck ten.


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[Assistant] Lily's staying here till we get married. She won't mind sleeping on the berth there. And you make any trouble and I'll go and rent a room and we'll live in sin. You'll just lose your wage packet that much sooner.


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[Assistant] I just love you. I've always wanted you.


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[Assistant] When the band comes, it'll be as much mine as yours. Nobody'll know any different.


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[Assistant] I don't know what the sin is. I didn't think old George would leave till he dropped down dead on the job.


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[Assistant] Well that's the finest display of poverty I've seen in a long time. Is the tea in the pot or is it just water?


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[Assistant] How was that then? None of your bets come up.


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[Assistant] You can't give him a start! Oh, you really led up to that, didn't you? The kind welcome. How are you?


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[Assistant] Love words you could say wouldn't mean as much as what you've just said now.


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[Assistant] Nobody in my life's ever worried about me. Even if my feet are freezing and dropping off.


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[Assistant] More than enough. But the one they all know about's me.


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[Assistant] I threatened Fred that night. Me ma's told him that and more. I was out there. And I was mad enough. And I was seen. Mr. Fillmore identified us.


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[Assistant] I'm a common man, miss. But what I feel for Lily is not a common thing. I married her to protect her.


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[Assistant] Well, I confess I've come on an errand. I understand you've refused to receive Lionel. Is that true?


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[Assistant] Bridget, you must know that Victoria has not settled at Grove House. She's the one who will suffer from this.


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[Assistant] My master mason, Sam. Sam, Miss Bridget Morgan.


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[Assistant] I earn my living now, and I sleep peacefully in my bed at night.


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[Assistant] Not this farmer. As Sam says, its skin allows for its hide.


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[Assistant] Lily's staying here till we get married. She won't mind sleeping on the berth there. And you make any trouble and I'll go and rent a room and we'll live in sin. You'll just lose your wage packet that much sooner.


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[Assistant] When the band comes, it'll be as much mine as yours. Nobody'll know any different.


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[Assistant] I don't know what to say in this.


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[Assistant] I was gonna call you. Ask you. About a house.


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[Assistant] I sold two pieces last week. For cash? Yes, and I've spent it on tools and better stone. I've got three more orders.


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[Assistant] What? We're invited to a ball. What ball? Oh, just a ball at Grove House.


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[Assistant] Well, the silly girl would refuse the trifling allowance you still give her. But I'm afraid this silly girl has caught her death. What's left of me knows I'm going to need the money.


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[Assistant] There was a fight, and Lionel and Douglas decided it all between themselves. They follow your example in that respect. What surely Douglas would tell you? I can't ask him because he's left the house. Seems they might have killed each other if he hadn't. Where's he gone? I don't know.


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[Assistant] I guess. What? We're invited to a ball. What ball? Oh, just a ball at Grove House.


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[Assistant] Mr. Skinner. Aye. Your brother's dead. His body was found last night in Brookswood.


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[Assistant] I'll have to go to me mads. I don't think you'd better do that. We want you down the station.


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[Assistant] Jor was more farther than that man ever was.


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[Assistant] Did Fred know? Nobody knew. Fred's the last person Joel would have told.


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[Assistant] But if Fred found out, somehow- If Fred had found out, and was going to tell, I believe Joe would have killed him.


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[Assistant] Oh, okay. So one of the things we like to do on Goop is find kind of what alternative


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[Assistant] The alternative world says about like, you know, feeling good in the modern day world. So, earthing, I don't actually know that much about earthing and it came out of me not knowing anything about earthing but hearing about it. It's kind of, they say that we've lost touch with sort of being barefoot in the earth and that


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[Assistant] So, the jade egg is an ancient Chinese practice where women insert the jade egg in their lady parts.


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[Assistant] We sell tons of them and women actually have had incredible results. Uhm, it acts as like a small weight and so I suppose it tones the pelvic floor and uhm, there are women who you know are really good at practicing this and they say that


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[Assistant] Uhm, it's good for balancing hormones and all kinds of amazing benefits.


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[Assistant] Concealing the mad woman's neighborhood from you, however, was something like covering a child with a cloak, and laying it down near a upistree.


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[Assistant] That demon's vicinage is poisoned and always was. But I'll shut up Thornfield Hall.


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[Assistant] I'll nail up the front door and board the lower windows. I'll give Mrs. Poole two hundred a year to live here with my wife as you turn that fearful hag.


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[Assistant] Grace will do much for money, and she shall have her son, the keeper at Grimsby Retreat, to bear her company and be at hand, to give her aid in the paroxysms.


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[Assistant] When my wife is prompted by her familiar to burn people in their beds at night.


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[Assistant] To stab them, to bite their flesh from their bones, and so on. Sir, I interrupted him.


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[Assistant] You are inexorable for that unfortunate lady. You speak of her with hate, with vindictive antipathy. It is cruel. She cannot help being mad. Jane, my little darling.


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[Assistant] So I will call you, for so you are. You don't know what you're talking about. You misjudge me again. It is not because she is mad I hate her. If you were mad do you think I should hate you? I do indeed, sir.


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[Assistant] Every atom of your flesh is as dear to me as my own. In pain and sickness, it would still be dear.


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[Assistant] Your mind is my treasure, and if it were broken, it would be my treasure still.


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[Assistant] If you raved, my arms should confine you and not a straight waistcoat. Your grasp even in fury would have a charm for me.


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[Assistant] If you flew at me as wildly as that woman did this morning, I should receive you in an embrace, at least as fond as it would be restrictive.


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[Assistant] I should not shrink from you with disgust as I did from her.


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[Assistant] Which will be a secure sanctuary from hateful reminiscences, from unwelcome intrusion, even from falsehood and slander.


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[Assistant] I told you I would send Adele to school. And what do I want with a child for a companion, and not my own child, a French dancer's bastard? Why do you importune me about her?


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[Assistant] I say, why do you assign a dull to me for a companion? You spoke of a retirement, sir, and retirement and solitude are dull. Too dull for you? Solitude, solitude, he reiterated with irritation. I see I must come to an explanation.


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[Assistant] I don't know what Sphinx-like expression is forming in your countenance. You are to share my solitude. Do you understand? I shook my head.


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[Assistant] It required a degree of courage, excited as he was becoming, even to risk that mute sign of dissent.


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[Assistant] He had been walking fast about the room, and he stopped, as if suddenly rooted to one spot. He looked at me long and hard. I turned my eyes from him.


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[Assistant] Fix them on the fire, and try to assume and maintain a quiet, collected aspect. Now for the hitch in Jane's character.


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[Assistant] The reel of silk has run smoothly enough so far, but I always knew there would come a knot and a puzzle. Here it is.


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[Assistant] Now for vexation and exasperation and endless trouble.


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[Assistant] He recommended his walk, but soon again stopped and this time just before me.


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[Assistant] Jane, will you hear reason? He stooped and approached his lips to my ear. Because if you won't, I'll try violence.


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[Assistant] His voice was hoarse, his look that of a man who was just about to burst an insufferable bond and plunge headlong into wild license.


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[Assistant] A movement of repulsion, flight, fear would have sealed my doom and his. But I was not afraid, not in the least.


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[Assistant] I felt an inward power, a sense of influence which supported me. The crisis was perilous, but not without its charm.


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[Assistant] Such as the Indian perhaps feels when he slips over the rapid in his canoe. I took hold of his clenched hand.


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[Assistant] Loosened the contorted fingers and said to him soothingly, Sit down.


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[Assistant] I'll talk to you as long as you like and hear all you have to say, whether reasonable or unreasonable.


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[Assistant] He sat down but he did not get leave to speak directly. I had been struggling with tears for some time.


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[Assistant] I considered it well to let them flow as freely and as long as they liked. If the flood annoyed him, so much the better. So I gave way and cried heartily.


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[Assistant] Soon I heard him earnestly entreating me to be composed. I said I could not while he was in such a passion. But I'm not angry, Jane. I only love you too well.


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[Assistant] And you had steeled your little pale face with such a resolute frozen look I could not endure it. Hush now, and wipe your eyes.


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[Assistant] His softened voice announced that he was subdued, so I, in my turn, became calm. Now he made an effort to rest his head on my shoulder, but I would not permit it. Then he would draw me to him. No. Jane. Jane.


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[Assistant] He said, in such an accent of bitter sadness, it thrilled along every nerve I had. You don't love me then?


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[Assistant] Now that you think me disqualified to become your husband, you recoil from my touch as if I were some toad or ape.


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[Assistant] Just growing up around it we got sucked into it.


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[Assistant] I'm like, what would happen if I, uh, maybe if I just like, uh,


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[Assistant] Seth Blatter was the godfather of football. Being a member of FIFA is like being in a secret garden. There's an unspoken code. You can do whatever you want. They wanted to be a force for good. The lines between right and wrong blur.


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[Assistant] When I found out I got a scholarship of culture, so I was in school, my dad rang me. He never normally rings me in the day, so I knew something could happen. Me and my mom and dad, like my brother and my sister celebrated it. Now yea, that was proper accurate for me.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I miss Ireland, obviously, because I've been here for six years, it's been part of like my life. So obviously I'm going to miss all the boys, I miss like all the coaches and that, so obviously yeaah, it'll be sad to leave, but it's like mum is an up to me.


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[Assistant] This is Germany calling Lord Ho-Ho talking from Berlin.


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[Assistant] I want to bring a special greeting from the fighter pilots of the Luftwaffe to the first American pilots in England.


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[Assistant] Something pleasant to think about before your mission tomorrow. Oh yes, Colonel Keith Davenport. You'll have another one tomorrow. Pleasant dreams, my misguided friends.


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[Assistant] Well, now I've heard everything. I'm afraid you haven't, sir. I, uh, might as well give it to you in one slug. No, thank you, sir. Harvey Stovall and Doc Kaiser flew his waist gun as we climbed. I guess the whole ground echelon was someplace on this one.


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[Assistant] Any of them hurt? Don't think so, sir. There's one more thing about Macklehenny, kind of awkward.


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[Assistant] He's just been officially credited with two FWs destroyed in one problem. A born gunner, I guess.


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[Assistant] Hey, hello everyone and welcome to the video. My name's Svinity Sol on the Axe and we're in with Sons and Daughters episode 10. Now, if this is your first episode, if you're just coming into this one, I advise you not to start with this one.


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[Assistant] It seems possibly like we're coming towards the end of a big plot line, a big, big plot line, that started from the very first episode.


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[Assistant] So I do advise you to go back and watch. If you don't want to, that's fine. If you like this episode, you can go back then if you want or just skip it. It's up to you.


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[Assistant] But it seems like Bill's world is crumbling down. He is going to be caught, and I hope he's not going to take anyone else down with him.


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[Assistant] If you're my Patreon members, I thank you ever so much from the bottom of my heart. It is you that has been the content for me to allow me to bring the content back to you. No matter what tier you are, thank you so much. If you're a VIP tier, you'll be way, way, way ahead right now.


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[Assistant] So, thank you ever so much to everyone watching, and let's get straight into it.


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[Assistant] You shouldn't though, because I'll just- You put one foot inside that gate, I'll call the police.


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[Assistant] Sign out. And also, what the hell is, uhm, Patricia gonna say when she finds out that that's his son? That's her son. Cause she doesn't like him whatsoever as it is. She finds him too common.


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[Assistant] Well, mind you, if she never gave them both up, well, one up in the first place, maybe it wouldn't have happened that way. But, you know, things happen.


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[Assistant] Yep, I'm going first. Uh, I'm gonna go with...


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[Assistant] Lord help me. You cannot let the weed brownies for the gymnasium!


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[Assistant] So, let me explain why he doesn't have a job. It's because he used to work at the church, and he used to work the bake sales, but I took the job from him and blamed him for the weed-browties.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I would like, let's say camera just pans down from the moon in a skylight and it just comes down to values. You just see the broken sign a little bit.


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[Assistant] The V is the only thing that's lit up and then there's just a small table with a sign that says big sale. And I'm with my arms crossed and Issa and James are just standing there with their arms crossed, folded at each other.


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[Assistant] Why, why, why did you bring the pot brownies this time?


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[Assistant] You could have taken the weed out of the brownies. I-I-I don't know if you used the butter or did you just sprinkle it. I don't know. I don't know these things.


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[Assistant] No, I think at this point, we're in a competition. Isa, we're a competition with them.


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[Assistant] And then the camera just pans slowly to this majestic, uh, Herlady Capitalism Church.


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[Assistant] We could get the JC Penny that's closed. We could get that building. They're trying to get the building. We need to raise money to get the next building over so we can get more space. We're losing the turf war.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna take Benny to the restroom. I- I think it's the only way, but I'm gonna think of a way for us to make money, and I-


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[Assistant] Yes, but I was gonna say it's a negative outcome because no money was raised and now I have to think of a way to raise money.


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[Assistant] Yeah, because we do know each other, but I think it would be different because-


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[Assistant] I could say that, but it's one of those things, like, I would know him, like, actually everyone in the mall knows him.


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[Assistant] James Johnson is walking by Bed Bath & Beyond at this moment and sees what's going on.


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[Assistant] And he walks in, he's rattled, but he's been through this before, and then he just casually hands the values card to the shopkeeper. And just goes, we'll take all of this, we'll be going now.


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[Assistant] I have- I- I didn't grab any because I just- I- I have to talk to Benny.


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[Assistant] Uh, so it is me and Vinny walking out of Bed Bath in the Great Beyond and I'm just like...


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[Assistant] Something comes over me and I'm just, I turn back into the old James Johnson. JJ.


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[Assistant] That's the thing, that's why I let this all happen. I owe him for this great value job that I have. Yup. And so he's like, yeah.


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[Assistant] Okay, and this is- James Johnson comes back in the fray, just wipes his brow because he hasn't done this in many years, and just proceeds to shake his pants out for all the candles, it's like-


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's because James Johnson has it.


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[Assistant] Okay, I'm gonna give you the key and we're gonna go all in together and figure this out.


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[Assistant] The mystery of the jewelry store? It smells like vanilla!


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[Assistant] I've got a pitch for what you say.


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[Assistant] Oh, I was just gonna do this, in which it's... the key breaks off.


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[Assistant] I didn't have a chance to check it out, like I- I was gonna... I don't know.


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[Assistant] Like I think it's one of those things where that could be a scene where I think-


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[Assistant] I believe that there are no diamonds, so the only thing in my brain that is left to do is to go back to my old ways. And...


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[Assistant] James is just looking around, he is flipping this area, he's just like, there's no diamonds here, there's no diamonds here. There's candles, there's a bunch of caaandles.


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[Assistant] So, he goes around, he looks, and he's just like, I don't- I can't save the church, the pastor's gonna be mad at me, there's nothing I can do, I-


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[Assistant] I know, I know where they live. I'm burning that other church. That's the end of it. Vinny, do you have anything to say about this?


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[Assistant] Innocence. Somebody is not so innocent after all.


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[Assistant] I'm kind of also feeling of just like, dousing the exterior and then...


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[Assistant] Give me, give me, give me the gasoline. Give, give me the, okay, I'm just gonna take the gasoline. No, no, no, no, no.


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[Assistant] I grab the lighter fluid, and I'm like, I'll start at the door, and I'm basically just like, dousing the windows up and down, and I'm just like, I should probably write my name in this. I'll just do a J. That's a biiig J, so that everyone knows what's going on, and...


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[Assistant] Alright, uh, I grab the handle, to the Church of Our Lady Capital, open it, and I see the scene which is happening right in front of us.


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[Assistant] I don't know, it seems, I'm on a mission, I think this might be a little positive, just putting it out there.


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[Assistant] I'm forced to clean up the mess forever. Because I made it. And it's one of those things where everyone just goes, what happened you man? What happened? It's just like, I couldn't raise enough money to get the next building. So I have to fix this building forever.


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[Assistant] I might just as well have bought a couple of pies at the deli for all you're tasting, man. Sorry? Deli pies will be nice. Oh, it's nice. I was thinking, that's all.


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[Assistant] Oh darling, come on, it's no good worrying now, they'll already be married. Not about that, Angela.


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[Assistant] The udder is totally full. It should work. And off he goes. Do that again. You have to get big and strong. There's plenty of milk. There's the milk bar.


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[Assistant] If the animal is fit and healthy and wants to suck, then we have to help him so he doesn't starve. Of course we don't want that. Still, we'll do everything to get him to drink from his mother. We'll try again all day long until it works.


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[Assistant] He's now had 40 milliliters to drink.


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[Assistant] He looks good, he's drinking, he's strong. He has everything necessary to become a healthy lamb.


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[Assistant] But now he's drinking from his mum. Looks like it's better than your milk.


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[Assistant] Kazudori Yamauchi. This is the Japanese Rensport video game legend.


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[Assistant] In Hitman 3, Agent 47 is back for his most intimate and professional contract in his entire career. This is also the dramatic conclusion for the World of Assassination trilogy.


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[Assistant] I'm so proud to be here to present a little glimpse of the gameplay where Agent 47 is on top of the world in Dubai.


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[Assistant] Okay, and async function, let me write it very quickly.


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[Assistant] I just wanna ask you, I hope you're not offended, but I just feel like I need to know. So this whole, uhm, Mason and Amanda thing.


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[Assistant] Well, you know, we've sort of figured, we realized that there was some miscommunication and that you told


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[Assistant] Jason, that Amanda liked him, but in reality, we realized it's actually, you know, she actually likes...


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[Assistant] Kind of plant misinformation to try and, you know, have things work out.


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[Assistant] I don't know that you would. I'm just asking because, you know, it's kind of interesting the way things are working out, but I, I just, I just had to ask. Sorry, I just, I gotta ask.


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[Assistant] It's all about feelings, right? It's all about what people... I just had to ask to see what you...


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[Assistant] I, I don't, I don't know what you're talking about. Okay, sorry. Alright, let's just drop it.


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[Assistant] It's powerful to be able to say, Jesus died on the cross for your sins, and here is a bit of the cross that He died on.


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[Assistant] Uh, for Silicon Valley, Andreessen Horowitz for people that aren't as familiar with it. It's one of the largest, uhm, you know, VCs with the most under management. You know, they back household names including Airbnb, Roblox, Lyft, as well as Anderol and Coinbase and others.


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[Assistant] Uhm, that practice for founders who are already finding that working remotely works really well. So is this the start of a trend?


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[Assistant] Uhm, and this simply accelerates it. For example, if you look globally, uhm, you know how venture capital was distributed, uhm, the US got 84% of the total venture capital back in 2004. In 2021, the US only got 49%. Silicon Valley, uhm,


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[Assistant] Share of that continues to go down, uhm, over time and, and this is accelerating that. And the reason why is because there are so many new places to get funding. It's not just Sand Hill Road anymore.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I think that, uh, you know, based on some of the talent here, I don't think it's, uhm, you know, likely for, uh, you know, uh, you know, a massive exodus of people to suddenly say, no, we're gonna rip, we're gonna sell all of our homes, rip our, rips our kids out of schools and all of that.


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[Assistant] But uhm, you know, there's definitely competition from other hubs with lower costs of living.


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[Assistant] Lower taxes and uhm, you know, equally, equal access to cash and talent.


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[Assistant] L.A. is very loud, uhm, as well, as well as a number of other markets that have been, uhm, increasingly gaining steam, like including, you know, Salt Lake City, Atlanta, uhm, you know, you look at some of these other markets that were overlooked by venture capitalists who didn't want to get


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[Assistant] Uh, on a plane or arrange the travel to go and do a seed deal and do the work with the very early stage companies when they really need that one on one, they weren't willing to do that. So in a way, remote work makes venture capital more accessible to a larger number of founders that maybe were historically overlooked.


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[Assistant] Yes, I must go back to the mill, sir, or I'll lose my work. You know that.


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[Assistant] I thank you, Seth, for your love toward me. But my heart's not free to marry. I want to live and die without husband and children.


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[Assistant] Yes sir. I come every summer to visit me aunt. Me home is in Snowfield.


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[Assistant] I work in it myself. We've built a chapel there too.


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[Assistant] It don't forbid them, sir. When they've a clear call.


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[Assistant] You mustn't mind Aunt Ellen, Eddie. She only gets cross with you because she cares for you. Does she? I was only a few minutes late.


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[Assistant] Oh, that's contrary, sir. But will there some have nothing?


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[Assistant] Prisoner in the dark, how plead you? Guilty or not guilty?


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[Assistant] We were backstage and we started to talk about having kids.


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[Assistant] And our kids are getting older. Your kids are older than mine. 19 and 14 girls. 19, and how are they? Because my daughter is younger than that, but I hear it starts to get tricky. How is it going with girls that age? It turns...


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[Assistant] It was not a bright or splendid summer evening, though fair and soft. The haymakers were at work all along the road, and the sky, though far from cloudless, were such as promised well for the future.


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[Assistant] Its blue, where blue was visible, was mild and settled, and its cloud strata high and thin. The west, too, was warm. No watery gleam chilled it. It seemed as if there was a fire lit, an altar burning behind its screen of marbled vapour, and out of apertures shone a golden redness. I felt glad as the road shortened before me.


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[Assistant] So glad that I stopped once to ask myself what that joy meant.


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[Assistant] And to remind reason that it was not to my home I was going, or to a permanent resting place.


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[Assistant] Or to a place where fond friends looked out for me and waited my arrival.


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[Assistant] Mrs Fairfax will smile you a calm welcome, to be sure, said I, and little Adele will clap her hands and jump to see you. But you know very well you are thinking of another than they, and that he is not thinking of you.


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[Assistant] But what is so headstrong as youth? What's so blind as inexperience?


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[Assistant] These affirmed that it was pleasure enough to have the privilege of again looking at Mr. Rochester, whether he looked on me or not, and they added,


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[Assistant] Jason, be with him while you may, but a few more days or weeks at most, and you are parted from him for ever.' And I then strangled a new-born agony.


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[Assistant] A deformed thing which I could not persuade myself to own and rear, and ran on.


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[Assistant] Or rather, the laborers are just quitting their work and returning home with their rakes on their shoulders. Now, at the hour I arrive.


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[Assistant] I have but a field or two to traverse, and then I shall cross the road and reach the gates. How full the hedges are of roses! But I have no time to gather any. I want to be at the house.


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[Assistant] I passed a tall briar, shooting leafy and flowery branches across the path. I see the narrow stile with stone steps, and I see Mr. Rochester, sitting there, a book and a pencil in his hand. He's writing. Well?


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[Assistant] He is not a ghost. Yet every nerve I have is unstrung. For a moment I am beyond my own mastery. What does it mean?


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[Assistant] I did not think I should tremble in this way when I saw him, or lose my voice, or the power of motion in his presence.


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[Assistant] I will go back as soon as I can stir. I need not make an absolute fool of myself. I know another way to the house. It does not signify if I knew twenty ways. Have you seen me?


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[Assistant] Hello, he cries, and he puts up his book and his pencil. There you are. Come on, if you please.


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[Assistant] Though in what fashion, I know not, Being scarcely cognizant of my movements, And solicitous only to appear calm, And above all, to control the working muscles of my face, Which I feel rebel insolently against my will, And struggle to express what I have resolved to conceal. But I have a veil. It is down. I may make shift yet to behave with decent composure. And this is Jane Eyre. Are you coming from Millcote, and on foot?


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[Assistant] Yes, just one of your tricks, not to send for a carriage and come cluttering over street and road like a common mortal, but to steal into the vicinage of your home along with twilight, just as if you were a dream or shade. What the deuce have you done with yourself this last month? I've been with my aunt, sir. Who is dead? A true Janian reply. Good angels be my guard. She comes from the other world, from the abode of people who are dead.


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[Assistant] And tells me so when she meets me alone here in the glooming. If I dared, I'd touch you to see if you are substance or shadow, you elf.


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[Assistant] But I'd as soon offer to take hold of a blue, ignis fatuous light in a marsh.


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[Assistant] Even though broken by the fear that he was soon to cease to be my master, and by the knowledge that I was nothing to him. But there was ever in Mr. Rochester, so at least, I thought, such a wealth of the power of communicating happiness.


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[Assistant] That the taste but of the crumbs he scattered to stray and stranger birds like me was to feast genially. His last words were balm.


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[Assistant] They seemed to imply that it imported something to him, whether I forgot him or not. And he had spoken of Thornfield as my home. Would that it were my home!


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[Assistant] The entire Czech armament production is now transferred to my authority. Under the Gestapo, the Reichsprotektor himself is superintendent personally the necessary executions at the Skoda plants.


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[Assistant] You're not going to tell me we have been through all this trouble over a silly love affair.


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[Assistant] The odds for your father are growing smaller by the minute.


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[Assistant] Don't be preposterous. Are you trying to say that the whole city of Prague is conspiring against you? None of these people know each other at all.


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[Assistant] Chaka, this check for 10,000 marks. Whom did you give it to? To the Occupational Police Fund. I'm not interested in for what purpose you gave the money, but to whom you gave it.


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[Assistant] I'll be press secretary of this land And lie about sizes of crowds and hands Ignore climate change till earth is blown up And when I grow up


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[Assistant] The whole family sticks to the same story. But I don't believe that this man Kalvaniuk exists.


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[Assistant] What else can we do? Are we supposed to interfere with lovers? Or are we?


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[Assistant] Five days, ten thousand marks. Suppose it lasts a month.


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[Assistant] Listen, hire the rest of when I see fit, not before. What about those two? You still only know by their first name.


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[Assistant] All right, you'll have your police card. Where you want them and when.


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[Assistant] Surely you were intelligent enough to visualize the unpleasant experiences ahead of you.


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[Assistant] Perhaps you're also clever enough to want to avoid a visit to our wall downstairs.


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[Assistant] You didn't by any chance receive a visit from a gentleman with a bullet wound.


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[Assistant] The situation here would certainly tend to exclude the presence of any third person.


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[Assistant] Sorry, but you see, we are looking for the uncle of a certain Mr. Bartosz, who asked me to deliver his last farewell, in person.


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[Assistant] Catch my bread and smoke a cigarette if I need it.


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[Assistant] I'm surprised. You see, doctor, personally,


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[Assistant] And of course I should too. Well, I guess all this becomes a rather personal matter now between you three. Up trading. I think I'll leave you alone.


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[Assistant] Because one or the other must be the assassin.


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[Assistant] Well, now we'll go look into this fine alibi of Dr. Svoboda. It's really worth looking into, you know. Then we'll take care of you and your faithful sweetie. You'll excuse me, Mr. Horak, but I'll have to hurry.


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[Assistant] That was close. Now stand right where you are, or you get the slug in the gut.


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[Assistant] Ridiculous. The man's got me mixed up with somebody else. During the time of the assassination of His Excellency, the late Reich Protector,


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[Assistant] I don't understand. I had it this morning. I'm sure. I must have left it in the restaurant.


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[Assistant] And then two of Gruber's men came to escort me to the Golden Quail. Gruber wasn't with you before that. No.


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[Assistant] It's astounding what's happened in my life.


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[Assistant] You know, you're only supposed to do this at the pearly gates of St. Peter. It's looking back at your life.


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[Assistant] The thing that would destroy me has also made me successful. Touch the fire. Push when it says pull. And see if I can live.


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[Assistant] Pandora's box has been opened.


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[Assistant] We've been playing the crap out of basketball, and I haven't been able to beat Tommy yet. So, we're gonna have to go back to basketball. But today, I'm kinda feeling going pro in table tennis. It seems like it'd be the most simple frickin' game.


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[Assistant] Type on Wii Sports Resort. So Luca, I'm playing in table tennis right now, right? But then...


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[Assistant] Luca's over there chilling by the table by the pool. Look at fish sticks back there behind Luca's head. Chilling by the pool.


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[Assistant] Alright, is that really necessary from the crowd to always go, oh, ooh, uh, ooh. Yet they still do it, even after I complain.


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[Assistant] Alright, that was utter domination. Luka, you're poopa. In no time we'll be playing Lucia, or Lu- Lucia.


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[Assistant] The other day at regular tennis and not getting it over the net. Now we're seriously not going to get it over the net on table tennis. Beef Boss is just awful.


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[Assistant] For the win, yeaah. I wonder who's gonna win this one. We're fucking getting our asses waxed.


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[Assistant] Oh yes, thank you. At least we hit him right in the face.


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[Assistant] Well that's, that's great. Congratulations Hiroshi. I hope you got a fucking concussion from the ping pong ball though. I honestly feel like everything's calibrated fine, I just don't know why sometimes we-


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[Assistant] We play it, the ball, so poorly.


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[Assistant] I've never seen Ian before in my life. Who is this man? It looks like Ian's paddle is a shoe.


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[Assistant] I'm, I'm 100% positive he's playing with his shoe.


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[Assistant] I've never seen this me before. Now Hiroshi is cheering for me. I hate sportsmanship so much. It makes me want to beat Hiroshi even more. Oh no. No, no, no, no, no.


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[Assistant] I wanted a relaxing day of Wii Sports Resort.


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[Assistant] And you're telling me Alisa is playing table tennis too? Bitch, don't know what's about to hit her though. It's alright, I have no chill on a Saturday. I'll fucking juke you out. Oh yea, you didn't see that one coming.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, Lisa I got you right where I want you. Yeaah, that's what I thought.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you can go looking for that ball, Alisa, but you ain't gonna find it. You know, Alisa is a, is like the best player at Wii Sports Tennis. But in table tennis, she's only a level, what was it, like 374. Alisa, I don't know how you manage to be so good at tennis yet so shit at table tennis. I think you're just shit at both. Because I'm about to beat your ass in both of them. I'm playing nice with you right now, letting you have a chance.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, that's all part of the plan, Alisa. Oh yeaah, nice try, Alisa. Here's the ball back. Yeaah, go find it in the pool. Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh. Beef Boss, we need to get back over! Beef Boss is having sex with the corner of the table instead of getting back in position. Yeah, Beef Boss, you kinda deserve that one. NO!


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[Assistant] Yep. You didn't even get it back to the table, BeefBoss. She's fucking shit, BeefBoss, and you're letting her beat you. This is the last person we wanna fucking lose to.


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[Assistant] Ah, man, nothing gets me hard more than Alisa getting hit in the face with a ping pong ball. Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, get back, get back, B PUNCH, NO!


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[Assistant] Get down the goddamn thing! No, we, we cannot lose to Elisa. That is not happening.


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[Assistant] BeefBoss, I hope you feel fucking embarrassed after that one.


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[Assistant] Oh my god, Alisa is taking you to a clinic, beefboss.


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[Assistant] She's a level 374! She's not even close to who we're supposed to be today! Fucking Alisa is always just ruining everything.


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[Assistant] Like, I don't give a shit about you, Elise. Let's stop trying so hard. Alright, this is the game. This is, this is an intense- Oh, you gotta get two points ahead, nevermind. This is not the game. This is just an advantage. Fuck me! Obviously, we're gonna do that at least five more times.


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[Assistant] Jesus Christ! She's level 374! I think she's level 6000! With how she's frickin'... just shitting on me!


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[Assistant] I swear to god, this game just knows I hate Alisa, and then it makes her like, way overachieve what her skill level is, and AHHHH!


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[Assistant] Get over there, BeefBoss. You knew she was gonna do that. You knew, yet you still stand over there. Like you have nothing fucking better to do. BeefBoss, we're in a fucking ga-


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[Assistant] Oh wow. That is the first time I've seen that one work out for us.


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[Assistant] I-I-I didn't know how to play that. Beatbox was not getting in a good position for me.


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[Assistant] Like he needs to, he need, stop trying to backhand at beef boss, that ain't gonna work there. Cause you're, you're coming from, so slow from the other side. Alright, this is our golden opportunity to beat Alisa. Oh, this isn't looking good.


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[Assistant] Alright, there is no way Alisa should be this low of a level with how intense this is getting.


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[Assistant] Yeah, eat shit! Eat it! Finally beat you. Third time's the charm on that one.


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[Assistant] Now we can finally move on with our life and admire the fact that Alisa is hanging her head in shame. There's one guy I feel like we should easily beat. It's gotta be Ryan. See, like right here!


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[Assistant] Beefboss, you might as well fucking just start jerking off right now, dude.


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[Assistant] And that time you can't even decide what way you want to put your battle. So you just decide to fucking stare down the ball, see if it gets scared of you and goes back by itself. Oh, this is bad.


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[Assistant] You're fucking me! I'm not losing to fucking stoner-ass Ryan! There we go. That is more like it right there.


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[Assistant] And try to hit it backhand. Right when we're lined up. We are lined up for a home run. And we just switch hands and totally miss it.


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[Assistant] Oh god, I was gonna say, where's BeefBoss going? It's like he's gonna walk the long way around the table.


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[Assistant] I'm not gonna say why. Hoping you guys can connect the dots. Quite literally. I think Shouta has a funny name because it's like, he shouts a lot, he yells a lot, and his lips are seriously big.


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[Assistant] Like, he puts Silky to shame with how much Botox he has.


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[Assistant] No! What, what kind of weird fucking stances is he doing? I am so confused.


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[Assistant] Why it's so hard, if I put the, if I put the Wii Remote to the right, I want him to hold it to the right. If I put the Wii Remote to the left, I want him to hold it backhand. Alright? Right, right, yes, left, yes, right, right, RIGHT! Left, right,


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[Assistant] And he's just not putting it to the right. It's like, it's like he's scared. Yeah, thank you. Thank- NO! I didn't move it!


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[Assistant] I'm fucking done with this, I'm, I'm just gonna play. But that is, that is the source of my frustrations right now. Is, is the lack of, of knowledge between right and left. I wanna go right.


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[Assistant] Oh fuck, Abby's watching this one, I cannot lose.


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[Assistant] Abby's like standing next to me watching me. Oh! That was for you, Abby. That was my best save yet. No, Abby! You didn't... Good thing she thought that wasn't bad.


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[Assistant] Abby is so fucking cute. It's unbelievable. Me's, me's are at least eight, uh, hopefully Abby didn't see that one. Me's are at least 18, right? Abby, why are you cheering for that? Abby! I thought she was mine.


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[Assistant] Obviously, shout as big lips are doing things that I'm incapable of with my hamburger buns.


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[Assistant] Nooo! Abby doesn't like guys who MISS! Well, we probably just lost Abby after that one.


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[Assistant] Guy who can't even beat Shouda at table tennis.


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[Assistant] It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It does not fucking matter, does it? If this was still...


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[Assistant] This is impossible! I've been playing Shouda all fucking day. In the longest freaking sporting match IN THE FUCKING WORLD! No! No, no, no!


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[Assistant] This has gotta be the seventh or eighth time I'm playing Shouda. Oh, this is the biggest lead I think I've ever had. Three to nothing.


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[Assistant] We will still manage to lose. I can almost guarantee you, I will still lose this. Yup, this is, this is how it starts, cause I go to the right with my Wii Remote and BeatBuzz just stays in the left, because I definitely want to hit it off the table again. I just love doing that. I FUCKING GET A SICK THRILL OFF OF IT, BEATBUS. YES! KEEP


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[Assistant] I would scream so hard there, but my voice, my throat already hurts. I cannot believe how fucking bad this is.


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[Assistant] We have a golden opportunity to smack the crap out of- Thank you! We finally had Shouda in the face at least.


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[Assistant] I told you we'd lose. Absolutely told you we'd still blow a 3-0 lead and lose. NO! WE'RE DOING SO GOOD!


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[Assistant] Once again, we're at what? 4-1? Now we're, now we're back to 4-3? Alright, this is the game. We can, we can win here. Odds that it goes over the table. I'd say our- Wow!


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[Assistant] We finally won! I don't have to see Shouda's face anymore. Wow, I-


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[Assistant] I kinda have to wrap my mind around that. I thought I was gonna be stuck here forever. I already had my retirement plan already.


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[Assistant] Oh, I'm guessing things aren't gonna get any easier though. So, let's see what Maria has.


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[Assistant] Alright, we've come back into this one. Alright, I'm kinda happy here. I have a feeling my happiness ain't gonna last forever.


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[Assistant] I've been, I've been proven wrong before but not many times.


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[Assistant] I WANNA FUCKING GET THE PANEL THE OTHER DIRECTION BEEFBOSS, OTHERWISE WE MIGHT AS WELL NOT EVEN FUCKING EXERT THE EFFORT. Man oh man. Do I want to break something. This is incredible. It's table tennis.


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[Assistant] That's it. I can't do this. I cannot do this. I'm done. I'm done.


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[Assistant] It is impossible. It is IMPOSSIBLE.


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[Assistant] In the next few weeks I became quite desperate, because I could not see or speak to my sweet Dora. Miss Mills reported that Dora cried all day, and when my name was mentioned only sobbed more loudly and said, Oh, poor dear father, how wicked of me to keep a secret from him, oh, oh. So I did not feel encouraged to visit her. Soon after her father's funeral


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[Assistant] Began to be seriously worried about my health, as I was getting more and more depressed.


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[Assistant] So she suggested I should go to Dover for a few days to make sure that her house was still in good condition, and then to Canterbury to visit the Wickfields. I agreed willingly, as I was always happy to see Agnes.


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[Assistant] It was easy to take a few days holiday from my work at the law courts and with Dr. Strong.


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[Assistant] I was glad to find that the person who was renting my aunt's house in Dover was looking after it well.


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[Assistant] Clean air made me feel better than I had done for weeks.


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[Assistant] The horse controls the rider and the rider is a launchable weapon.


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[Assistant] Christina, why don't you go? Okay, uhm, hi there. Hi. I am Ton. Ton the truck. Clay Ton.


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[Assistant] I am a car of sorts. I have wheels. Uhm, but I am a person also. I am an entity. I love, I hurt, just like all of you. So, do not be fooled by my metal exterior. Uhm, I mean business. And love.


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[Assistant] I am Apollo the center horse.


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[Assistant] Uhm, and I am here for adventure.


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[Assistant] We seek a ring. A lost ring. Perhaps of power, or simply of decor. I am not sure.


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[Assistant] Perhaps. Who knows what these materials are constructed from? Do you have a vroom? A vroom? Uh, I, a vroom.


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[Assistant] And I, with 2D6, rolled, what? Six? Seven? Eight? Ten!


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[Assistant] What? I love that. I will absolutely allow that. Oh, carry the wall all the way over there?


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[Assistant] No, you hop back through the window to be with your what now? OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


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[Assistant] Had you shared your ideas with the rest of us? Was this our epic teammate moment? It may have been.


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[Assistant] Do you think it wants to be friends?


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[Assistant] Construct the eyes and then perhaps we can work together to try to...


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[Assistant] Fimo snake out of the jello with my pincer arms.


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[Assistant] Uh, and I, my, my pincers just slip off of the slick mech body. I can't get a grip.


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[Assistant] But at the last minute, she bailed on us. And the reason she gave, uh, and this is true again, is that the administration didn't want her interview on The Daily Show to eclipse the news of the day.


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[Assistant] Now, that doesn't really make sense to us, because this was the news of the day.


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[Assistant] Obama didn't wiretap Trump, and even the FBI thinks there's something at least worth investigating regarding how much Trump's campaign communicated with Russia. Wow. I did not see that coming.


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[Assistant] I just feel bad for the FBI agent who had to go through Trump's tweets, you know? I assume Comey just used this whole thing to haze some new guy. Just like, hey, new guy, investigate Donald Trump's wiretap tweets. After that, there's some, uh, highly sensitive information inside my dog's butt.


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[Assistant] During a hearing about him lying on Twitter.


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[Assistant] So I, uh, I move into the next room, and I do a optical pass, and I notice, huh, there's more of that nasty gelatin.


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[Assistant] This has been placed in my enclosure, so I'm gonna continue advancing.


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[Assistant] So me, Fimo Snake, looks into this room. And I'm like, oh. It appears to be some sort of long lizard. Character moment.


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[Assistant] I don't, I don't care a lot about teamwork. I like solo missions, so I think I can take this alone. Uhm, so I'm gonna say, huh, let's see if I can sneak across.


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[Assistant] I'm up? Alright. I get up, hop back into my mecha, and I'm standing amongst the snakes. Uhm, and then...


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[Assistant] I'm going to initiate combat. Here's my plan, is I have this one time use object, my ICBM.


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[Assistant] Uhm, because I am a moving weapons platform. I'm going to hop back through this window to be with my friends and fire the ICBM onto the pile of snakes.


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[Assistant] Well, maybe a benevolent dungeon master would allow us to complete those moves in a short period of time, since there's no obstructions between us and the pile of straws.


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[Assistant] And I'm gonna sort of overstuff these a little bit because I need to have surplus.


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[Assistant] Yes. So I slide these across. I'm sliding these across. Okay. There's three of them abided up against each other. If I don't make it out of this alive, it's been nice having friends.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, at this point, I could backtrack back to join you for the rest of this journey, or I could- Nah, yeah, my mech, I need to go back to my mech anyways, so I'm just gonna waddle back across here. Alright, I mean, it seems like, if we peek around the corner, we can see the way out.


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[Assistant] Hmm, what do we do? What do we do?


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[Assistant] This seems like a reminder. A reminder to live. Until today, I've only lived for myself.


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[Assistant] I only felt truly alive when I was staring death in the face. I don't know, maybe it's written into my genes.


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[Assistant] I'll push these out this way. Good, good lord.


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[Assistant] You are correct! There is the crescent! Embedded in this poor creature's flesh. Something.


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[Assistant] I'm not meant to be here. They do not want me here. Do you know a baronet, sir?


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[Assistant] Begging you pardon, miss. Yes, Margaret? I wonder if I might ask you something. Of course, what is it?


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[Assistant] No law that I know of against repaying a retainer for faithful service.


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[Assistant] Let me tell you something. The clergyman bows to me here. Even Gly didn't expect that, but it is so. I am a respectable woman.


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[Assistant] Now are you travelling together anyway? Are you married? No, you're not, are you? Now go.


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[Assistant] You know what a state she was in when they took her. Her clothes were so filthy I had to burn them. Leave the poor woman alone. And leave me alone. I am not leaving anyone.


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[Assistant] You're number one fan! I'm back! Oh no, you're reoccurring? When are you gonna finish reviewing the Godzilla Pipe Works trilogy? Oh. I cannot sleep until you finish the trilogy. You-


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[Assistant] Have it been sleeping? You already reviewed Destroy All Monsters Melee and you reviewed Save the Earth. You need to finish the trilogy and review Godzilla Unleashed so I can sleep again.


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[Assistant] It just wants upside down purple turtle Miley Cyrus.


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[Assistant] Oh, hey Fanny. I'm not waving to you. I'm waving to them. My fans, hi! You must be delirious if you think you have fans. Remember all those comments I got last time? They loved me.


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[Assistant] Do the voices. Huh? Show some game footage.


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[Assistant] And then do all those monster voices like last time. You seem awake again. I just snorted a small mound of wasabi. Let's go! Wasabi. Hilarious. Where does he come up with these?


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[Assistant] Well, you must review them, so that we can finish the list. Oh no.


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[Assistant] I just became a YouTuber now, and I just think, uh, yeaah, it's really good, you know, the merch is good, I got this house, I can just do whatever the f- I WANT! I just, I feel like, uh, yeaah, I-


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[Assistant] For the Nelson Bay cave. Berg, whatever.


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[Assistant] By the way, there have been reports of poachers in the park with guns. Baxter is standing guard, but I consider it highly dangerous. None of you should be in the grounds tonight. You understand?


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[Assistant] Back when we looked at every Jurassic Park video game released around the time of the first Jurassic Park movie, many of them acted as direct sequels to the events of the film.


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[Assistant] But in 1997, the real sequel to Jurassic Park hit theaters, The Lost World.


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[Assistant] So, what should the video games do now? Today we're gonna find out by looking at EVERY video game made based on the Lost World Jurassic Park.


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[Assistant] Like we did in the Jurassic Park video, we're starting on the 16-bit Sega Genesis. Lost World on the Genesis, I can't wait!


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[Assistant] Do you remember how for the first movie, Genesis made two batshit crazy side-scrollers where you could ride dinosaurs and shoot helicopters? Yeah, and meanwhile, Nintendo was doing this boring top-down bullshit where you just walk around and collect icons.


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[Assistant] It's top-down shit where you walk around and collect icons.


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[Assistant] Oh my god, the screen shift is out of control. This isn't even like Jurassic Park on Super Nintendo, this is like Jurassic Park on Amiga. Why does the screen drift like this?


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[Assistant] Where the fuck do I even go? These arrows aren't very helpful? Do I wander into the trees? No. Oh yea, I forgot the weather forecast called for one single tiny cloud to just drift on by ten feet above my head.


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[Assistant] I keep hearing a dinosaur but then these harmless birds fly by. They always fly by the moment you hear an off-screen dinosaur, maybe just to make you waste your bullets.


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[Assistant] Dr. Ian Malcolm was the main protagonist of The Lost World Jurassic Park, but according to this game's booklet, I'm just some random dinosaur bounty hunter. I guess they didn't want to turn Malcolm into Rambo like they did for Alan Grant in the other games. Let's see if the pause menu has any help.


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[Assistant] So look at this. We're still doing that strong connection between Jurassic Park and computers. Even though The Lost World wasn't as computer-focused as the first movie. I wish these computers in these games included Solitaire, because playing Solitaire on the pause screen would be more fun than playing this game.


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[Assistant] Oh thank god, a car. Maybe I could drive over some shit I couldn't walk through. When this thing hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit.


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[Assistant] Oh my god, I can't steer this thing. Why is it so hard to turn the direction I want?


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[Assistant] Driving this car is a nightmare. I was having better luck on foot!


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[Assistant] This guy's just drunk driving around Isla Sorna. Fuck! I can't drive! What is this, Pride Rock? Now there are other hunters shooting at me.


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[Assistant] These trailers are the first thing I've seen to even evoke the movie. The game does try to mix things up, like here I'm on a motorcycle and I have to fire missiles into the dinosaur's taint. Something like this would have worked better on the SNES. I feel like I'm on a speeder bike zipping through the forest of Endor.


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[Assistant] My god, these trees are annoying. Also, if that's the question, how the hell is the dinosaur getting through all these trees? If anything, it should be clearing me a path. The lost world on Genesis should have stayed lost.


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[Assistant] So apparently this game has a ton of cheat codes and easter eggs, like these secret messages I get on the password screen. Like if you enter Jason Fry, you get a message that says, don't worry, be happy. I would be happy if I were playing a better game.


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[Assistant] Entering Nacy Nacy lists a bunch of these old systems and says don't forget them.


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[Assistant] Entering Mariana says, I will love you forever, I hope. And I am genuinely curious if these two are still together, assuming they ever were. Because statistically speaking, Mariana's probably on her second marriage by now, sitting on Facebook trying to convince her old high school classmates to join her MLM.


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[Assistant] Like Jurassic Park before, The Lost World got a game on Sega's Game Gear. Same box art, completely different game. But look, a computer! Yep, more computer babble.


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[Assistant] So you're a random hunter again. You pick a level on the map and then you gotta make sure you got everything. Gun? Body armor? COMPY!


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[Assistant] Yeah, so in this game you start as a human, but later you get to play as a compie that the hunter befriends.


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[Assistant] Alrighty then. Here's the wild thing, some graphical elements look neat. It's just too bad this game sucks Dino's dino dick.


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[Assistant] I guess as a portable side-scroller, it's not that ba- Oh hey! You look nice.


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[Assistant] It feels a lot like the first Jurassic Park on Game Gear, all in all. But where's my life meter?


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[Assistant] My t-shirts? You mean this guy's walking around in multiple layers and each time he gets hit he just rips a layer off? Too bad he doesn't go all the way down to bareback.


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[Assistant] Playing as a compie is a nice differentiator, but the compie doesn't wear t-shirts, so he can only take one hit. One hit! And then it's game over. How cruel is that? Fucking impaled.


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[Assistant] Again, I give this game credit for its attempt to mix things up, like this level where the car is trying to escape Godzilla Rex over here.


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[Assistant] Honestly between the two games I prefer this one to the Genesis one, but I still wouldn't say this is anything super special. Oh, but you know what?


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[Assistant] The Lost World has the distinction of being the last video game ever released on Game Gear in North America. This game was so bad they shut the whole console down. Shut it down!


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[Assistant] Unlike Jurassic Park, Nintendo didn't do a whole lot with The Lost World. One game on Game Boy, and that was it. And the art is kinda similar to the art on the Sega games. Let's see what the Game Boy game has to offer. That kinda looks like it says Jurassic Dark.


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[Assistant] Yet again, you're a random guy sent to the island to collect dino stuff. Do any of these games even try to adapt the actual movie? I know the movie has groups smuggling dinosaurs, but it also has characters, plot beats, stuff like that.


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[Assistant] All these games so far are games that could have come out at any time, they didn't have to wait for the lost world. You might have noticed the sprite animation is kinda unique here. Also this guy can jump super high and thank god.


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[Assistant] He can also punch dinosaurs. I like this guy. Put him in a movie.


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[Assistant] So yep, it's one of those deals where I can't progress until I find all of an item, in this case, eggs. It's pretty generous with health recovery, I'll give it that.


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[Assistant] But looking at the bigger picture, it's once again not bringing that extra oomph, that special something. It's missing the magic.


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[Assistant] Hey, just like the movie! Jumping back to Sega, just like with Jurassic Park, Sega brought the lost world to our caves. With a light gun machine. In this game, you're part of a rescue team looking for Ian Malcolm and Sarah Harding. Finally! A connection to the film!


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[Assistant] The Jurassic Park arcade game was out of its fucking mind, and it was non-stop chaos. In this one, they dialed that back. Maybe because this time they said no to drugs.


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[Assistant] It's a linear game, it takes itself seriously even when it gets crazy. Best comparison, this game is House of the Dead 2 with dinosaurs. With a little love!


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[Assistant] And some tenderness. Yeah, you shoot the dinosaurs, you save people, the graphics look really good. I remember playing this in arcades and I loved it.


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[Assistant] It's one of those games where even if I wasn't playing it, I'd watch the kids who were. And the part that stuck in my mind the most after all these years was shooting this poor Brontosaurus' ass. Why even?


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[Assistant] And this guy taking a shit. They didn't have to throw that in there, but they did. What am I, in Lake Placid now?


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[Assistant] Moving on, remember when I showed you the Tiger Electronics handheld Jurassic Park game? Well, there was one for the lost world as well, but not in America.


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[Assistant] It was in territories like the UK, and here's what it looks like.


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[Assistant] Yep, it's the same Jurassic Park Tiger game, just in a new case and different art in the background. Just some interesting trivia for ya.


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[Assistant] The Lost World had a game on GameCom. That's not a website. That's a 1997 handheld console Tiger Electronics main.


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[Assistant] Which is why this is the first time a lot of you are even hearing about this!


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[Assistant] Also, I really wanna call it Game.com, but I guess it's just called GameCom. That's annoying.


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[Assistant] And are you ready for a real tickle in your ass? This is one of the better looking games I've showed today! In this game you get to choose between actual characters in the movie, Sarah Harding, or Hunter Roland Tembo, and honestly, I'm shocked more games don't have you play as Tembo.


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[Assistant] But the graphics look alright, it looks like a decent side-scroller. Having not played it, and only by watching this video though, it looks like it's a bit of a pain in the ass.


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[Assistant] Sound design is a weakness too, the music is so minimal.


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[Assistant] GameCom wasn't the only Tiger Electronics system to get a lost world game. Ever hear of the R-Zone?


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[Assistant] No? Our zone was Tiger's answer to Nintendo's Virtual Boy, as if Nintendo's Virtual Boy needed a fucking answer.


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[Assistant] So excuse me while I slip this cartridge in here, and then strap this goddamn thing around my head. The things I do for this channel.


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[Assistant] And then I'll cover one eye because Tiger forgot we all have two eyes, so the lens only hovers over one.


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[Assistant] I absolutely despise that this game is the most money I spent on anything in this video. Yes, really.


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[Assistant] So in this game you ride a jeep or motorcycle through the island. There's a giant dinosaur ahead of you, but also dinos are attacking on the sides, and you just kinda stick your gun out and shoot everything that moves. You'll have to forgive me for absolutely sucking in this footage, but as you might imagine, playing in our zone and recording it at the same time is no easy task.


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[Assistant] In fact, what you're seeing here is clearer than what you actually see wearing the R-Zone headpiece. Because on that, the video is reflected on a piece of clear plastic.


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[Assistant] Actually playing Lost World on our own might look a little more like this. You don't need me to tell you this whole gaming experience sucks, do you? How bad does a game and a console have to be where I'd actually prefer to be playing this one on one of those cheap Tiger handhelds?


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[Assistant] At least I'd be able to see the goddamn thing better. Yeah, I know about that other thing Tiger put out where you could play R-Zone games on the portable blah blah blah. I spent more time online trying to figure out what the R in R-Zone stood for than I did actually playing the R-Zone. I never found a solid answer, so I'm gonna assume it stands for really shitty.


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[Assistant] And just because The Lost World didn't have a Tiger LCD handheld, it doesn't mean it didn't have an LCD handheld.


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[Assistant] This is Final Flight by Milton Bradley. And get this! It's not bad at all! You're flying! A helicopter, an X-wing, I don't know. Pteranodons are flying toward you and you have left and right guns you can fire at them, but limited ammo. And you have to save the people who are running on the ground before the raptors get them.


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[Assistant] Every once in a while you make it to a drop-off point where you land, unload your people, and get an ammo refill. Then you go back up in the air and do it again.


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[Assistant] Hitting a certain amount of points lets you progress to the next level.


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[Assistant] Kinda weird that there's a button that's only function is to show you a high score, but okay.


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[Assistant] Seriously, I know it's en vogue to rag on LCD games of this era, and I do, but this one's pretty good. Feels more like a Jurassic Park 3 game, but it's still cool.


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[Assistant] This one's called Raptor Run, and it's also by Milton Bradley, and it's a bit more complicated.


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[Assistant] You're the person here who kinda walks around and then you scan things and when blips show up you put a cursor on them. And then this orb up here will tell you if it's a person to save or a raptor to shoot. Who thought of this? Like, where do you come up with this?


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[Assistant] It's so interesting, I guess they were trying to make you feel like military and you're using this special device with camo on it, and you've got mock radar tech to track raptors, but you know what? I don't like it. I don't like it.


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[Assistant] 1997 was a very transitional year in video game history, so now we're venturing into consoles that weren't around yet when the first Jurassic Park dropped, including the Sega Saturn and the original Playstation, which both got the same game


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[Assistant] And can I just say, it's the same game, but the box art is different. After all these other instances where the games are different, but the art is the same, now the game is the same, but the art is different. Well, the game starts with the Dreamworks boy being eaten.


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[Assistant] I remember this game getting a lot of pomp when it was released, so I'm looking forward to this.


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[Assistant] And we're leaning hard into that computer motif again.


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[Assistant] Gotta say, the score in this game is really good. Oh, this little flower hurts me. That's a little weird, but okay. Where do I go?


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[Assistant] Okay, I probably have to do some platforming and get on that ledge. Oh, I missed it there. Missed again. Overshot it!


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[Assistant] Why is it so hard to get on a sledge? It is absolutely absurd how difficult simple platforming is.


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[Assistant] As the downfall of this game, it looks good, it sounds good, but it controls like absolute dogshit. It's astonishing how sloppy the controls are. And you need to figure out how to compensate for those shitty controls, and figure out how to work around them.


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[Assistant] Definitely controls better than a compie, but some of the same issues remain.


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[Assistant] Hit detection in this game is wonky. Am I even biting this guy right now?


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[Assistant] Alright, it's time for the big guns. T-Rex time. And there's no way to screw this up, right?


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[Assistant] I have to jump over these things like Mario! Remember all that jumping T-Rex did in the movie? Do you remember when the T-Rex was loose in San Diego, and then he stepped in a puddle and fucking died?


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[Assistant] Tossing raptors around is pretty cool, but they can team up on you pretty quick.


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[Assistant] Rex looks good, but I'm not feeling a sense of enormity playing as him. I don't feel like I'm shaking the ground as I walk. It just kinda feels like a slight step up in size from the raptor. But now I'm slower and less agile. You can actually play as Sarah Harding in this game and- Oh! Guess this is a chase level. Run, Sarah! Ah, the spikes killed her fast. God, this game is frustrating.


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[Assistant] Not just because of its difficulty, but because it got so many things right, that the things it does wrong really show.


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[Assistant] Also connecting it to the movie in this game is actual footage of Ian Malcolm talking to you.


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[Assistant] There's another Jurassic Park game on the PlayStation called Warpath, and while not necessarily a Lost World game, I figure I'd cover it since there's a spin-off that came out in 1999 before Jurassic Park 3, and this is a fighting game! Why not?


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[Assistant] We've had some side-scrollers, point-and-clicks, shooters, fighting game, fuck it, let's go. Cool art.


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[Assistant] You start with eight playable dinosaurs and you can grind to unlock six more. Of note, one of the unlockables is the Spinosaurus, who happened to be the big bad in Jurassic Park 3. That's right! To recoup the costs of Jurassic Park, John Hammond started an illegal dinosaur fighting ring. In my headcap.


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[Assistant] Alright, graphics work. The dino models look fine and I like the different environments in this game and their elements of interactivity. I like how bloody matches get. I like...


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[Assistant] Sorry, why's this asshole running around in the middle of a dinosaur fight? Yeah, things run around so you can eat them and get some health. Everything's in order, so...


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[Assistant] There's no customization with amount of rounds and... Jesus Christ, that's a big raptor! That's a mega raptor! And the size disparity relative to what you're familiar with from the movies is noticeable! I'd say jarring!


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[Assistant] I'm in San Diego now and- IS THAT A DOG? Oh god, please don't tell me you eat the dog for health. Don't make me do it.


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[Assistant] Oh, fuck, I got it. Ow, it's hanging out of my mouth. Forgive me, Jesus. Oh, God. Oh, Andy, I'm sorry. Oh, God, I'm sorry. Please forgive me.


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[Assistant] The worst part is that the T-Rex eating a dog is more movie accurate than most of the games we've looked at today! Moves are okay, I mean they're dinosaurs, everything is a variation of a bite or a tail whip.


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[Assistant] But even with the potential for killer combos, you can easily button mash your way to victory on your first time playing.


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[Assistant] Still, I can understand why others love this game, particularly Jurassic Park fans or General Dinosaur fans, and I especially understand why people have nostalgia for it. You don't have to think hard to understand why dinosaurs ripping into each other kicks ass. To me it's good, certainly good enough, maybe a little janky. I like it, but I hate that I don't love it.


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[Assistant] But I definitely prefer to the Lost World game we played right before this.


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[Assistant] Last we're moving over to the PC, which had two games. The first is the Lost World Chaos Island. And listen to this!


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[Assistant] And you know what? It's not bad. It's enjoyable. It's got cool cinematics and the voice acting adds a lot of legitimacy to it. It's not a great game, but it's certainly worth a look. But this game has a dark side to it.


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[Assistant] Here's Sarah about to go on a simple mission. Right here. And she's a lot more upbeat than the boys. Can do. I enjoy her can do attitude. Can do.


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[Assistant] Let's just fix this bridge like it's nothing. Great work, Sarah. Oh look, people! Can do!


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[Assistant] She just murdered them while saying it's a good idea. Right. Sarah Harding is a psychopath. They all are! Even Ian's daughter Kelly!


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[Assistant] And that's every video game for Jurassic Park The Lost World. No it's not! That's every video game for Jurassic Park The Lost World. But you forgot what- That's every fi-


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[Assistant] Fine. Yeah, there's a second PC game called Trespasser, and it takes place after The Lost World, and this game is infamous because it was highly ambitious, but ultimately released incomplete, and it's buggy as hell.


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[Assistant] Looks like I saved the worst for last. While Chaos Island had six voice actors from the movie, this game has one.


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[Assistant] So you're a character named Anne and you're playing crashed on Isla Sorna and you're the only survivor.


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[Assistant] At first glance, this looks okay. I remember the early days of 3D gaming. There was a learning curve. This isn't awful. I get to look around in any direct boobies.


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[Assistant] Hey, Anne is voiced by Mini Driver from Good Will Hunting. Hey, do you like apples? Well, I got her boobies. How do you like them apples? I can move steel bars with my titties! Move these boxes too. Oh, I'm gonna get motorboated by a T-Rex. The real problem with this game starts to shine when you use Anne's arm. Look at, look at this arm!


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[Assistant] Pickin' up stuff, controlling it, it's all a bitch. And it just looks so rubbery and glitchy and awkward. Imagine real arms work like this. You just know I'm queueing up a bit right now, right?


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[Assistant] I got a bat, so if a raptor comes up to me, I'm gonna knock him so hard, Dr. Woo will feel it.


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[Assistant] While wandering around you hear snippets from John Hammond, I guess she's recalling when she read his book, I don't know.


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[Assistant] Around ten. Around ten what? I wanna smack myself around ten times instead of playing this game. Nine. No, she actually keeps track of her bullets by counting.


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[Assistant] And this is because the developers went out of their way to not put any additional graphics or meters on the screen.


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[Assistant] Hell, her health bar is this heart tattoo on her boobie, which fills up when she's done.


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[Assistant] I shot that Brachiosaur in the ass, and he didn't even flinch. Legend.


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[Assistant] There's no way in hell I'm playing this whole game and dealing with all its problems. Like the other games today, I'm just giving you a feel. Uh oh, a raptor.


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[Assistant] And just like that, I have a higher Raptor kill count than Alan Grant. Its eyes are still open, is it alive? I'm gonna have to do a Mercy kill. Nope, its eyes just stay open.


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[Assistant] So despite this game's problems, there's a whole community who really appreciates its innovations, and they've made patches with fixes, they've made new levels. Trespasser has a place in video game history and has inspired many games since.


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[Assistant] The game was a failure on release and it didn't help that it was overhyped claiming to revolutionize gaming, but today it's probably discussed more than any other game in this video. It's kinda crazy when you think about it.


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[Assistant] Which of these games do you remember, which do you love, and which do you loathe? If you want me to review every game for Jurassic Park 3, be sure to support this video by liking and sharing. And don't forget to subscribe! Until next time!


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[Assistant] Hello everyone, and welcome to the video. My name's Samanity Sallow on the Axe, and we're in with Sons and Daughters episode 9, I think this one is. If it's not, I shall correct it somewhere up here.


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[Assistant] If this is your first episode, I strongly set- I strongly advise not to start with this episode. We ended up with quite a clip on it in the last episode, and...


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[Assistant] If you start with this episode, you're gonna think Fiona's a cow. So, she was in the last episode, but maybe not normally.


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[Assistant] And if you could subscribe please, I would gratefully appreciate that if you're enjoying any of my content at all.


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[Assistant] To my Patreon members, it is you that has been in the content for me to allow me to bring the content back to you. Thank you all so very much. And I appreciate every single one of you. And I appreciate all my subscribers as well. Thank you all for sticking with me. Or if you're a new subscriber, thank you for joining. So with that, let's get straight on with the video.


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[Assistant] Oh, here's the police. They're going to him.


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[Assistant] I'm trying what I've given his real name. He doesn't need I.B.


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[Assistant] Yes, because he only did the most cowish thing ever. Gotta try not to swear. What's going on in there?


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[Assistant] I wish I could just hand out £100 a bit of me dropping an ocean to them.


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[Assistant] Is it going to hurt his mum? Is it going to hurt her? Is it going to come out before the wedding? Is it going to come out on the wedding? Is it going to come out after the wedding?


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[Assistant] The cliffhangers are cliffhangers. They don't just end on a light note or anything like that. This will probably change in the future. You can't have a cliffhanger every single episode.


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[Assistant] We've still got to find out when Angela's gonna find out about Scott. I know he called him Johnny, well he is called Johnny, but he's called Scott. Confusing much? That has got to come out soon, surely.


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[Assistant] Well mind you, she don't want to talk to him anymore, so maybe not. Oh mind you, he's gonna try and get back in touch with her, isn't he?


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[Assistant] So with that, I want to thank you all for watching. If you're one of my subscribers, I thank you ever so much for subscribing. If you're not a subscriber, can you please think about subscribing? If you like this show, if you like any other shows.


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[Assistant] And to my Patreon members, it is you that has been in the content to me to allow me to bring the content back to you. Thank you all so much. I appreciate you all no matter what tier you are. Thank you everybody. So with that, I shall sign out and hopefully see you in the next one.


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[Assistant] When you walked into Mrs. Matron's tea party, it was like all the winds of the Caribbean.


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[Assistant] You're going too bright-eyes. You're seeing too much. I hope this kills you, traipsing around.


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[Assistant] Shut your clam traps. You boys are like Whalum. If you can stand the stink.


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[Assistant] And that Claiborne girl, she'll stick with you on the beach. You'll sleep on the beach.


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[Assistant] Does that tell you what to do down there?


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[Assistant] He looked at me quietly for a moment. Wouldn't have come, you say? He said slowly and carefully.


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[Assistant] Wouldn't have had the pleasure of breakfast with you, gentlemen. But I had to come. Got a message for you, Pep. Miss Havisham says Estella's come home, and would be glad to see you. I felt the blood rush to my face as I heard her name.


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[Assistant] And now I've given my message, said Joe, standing up and picking up his hat. Pep, I wish you even more success. But you aren't leaving already, Joe, I protested.


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[Assistant] Billy Eilish, never afraid to take risks when it comes to fashion. The 17-year-old showed up to her Billy Eilish Experience pop-up launch in this fun head-to-toe Louis Vuitton look. And she accessorized with jewels galore.


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[Assistant] Are people coming up to you asking about your style? Is it weird that people are so intrigued and interested?


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[Assistant] This album is supposed to sell, I think, over 300,000 copies. Are you ready for that next level of super stardom? No!


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[Assistant] You know, you know Master Chief, I'm gonna go ahead and put heavier, stronger base over here in the machine gun element. And put all my machine guns over in the base element.


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[Assistant] There was definitely things you would do that would rub people the wrong way, especially at that point.


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[Assistant] Third place wasn't good enough for me. Like I wanted to go out with a bang. I wanted, I wanted first place.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I hope so. Alright, well congratulations, and we'll see you in Vegas!


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[Assistant] Congratulations to PC Chris. He came in at the beginning of the season. Stunned everyone by beating Ken. He outlasts everyone else. He's gonna take home $10,000 and be crowned the national champion of Super Smash Brothers.


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[Assistant] You know, I think you're right about them. They haven't even stopped to pan one of the streams.


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[Assistant] What's your kick game? Oh, infrared sixes. You know infrared sixes. Look, something slight. You know, I ain't want to do G too bad. When G said he's out.


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[Assistant] Bro, it was tough, man. My first, my first year, my first job ever, getting paid $450,000.


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[Assistant] Some have been inaccurate too. I would think that he had his decision made because this was a, it's not like he's reviewing any new evidence. Like everything that he needed to see was right there already. So I think he does have the decision ready. He's just trying to buy them some time since they finally decide to.


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[Assistant] You know, because before this, Deshaun Watson, we ain't settling anything. The NFL was all on there indefinite. Right. If they finally can sit down at a table and have a conversation, I think you gotta respect that. Give them a little bit of time. Like this is the first time that y'all two actually is coming to a table to try to figure something out. So I think he's doing a great job of sitting back and say, Hey,