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[Assistant] Wow, BeatBoss kinda caught yourself with your pants around your ankles, being on the other- Oh, you're almost on Hermosa's side!


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[Assistant] What's the point of that, BeatBoss? Obviously the ball isn't gonna be over there. Unless you're trying to return your own serves. Why are we so far back? Get closer to the table.


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[Assistant] But no, no, no, no, let's do things your way, BeatBoss, cause you know better than me, right? What, what fucking poor showing of, of ping pong marksmanship is this, BeatBoss?


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[Assistant] A hun- how many times have I seen them hit the corner of the table like that and it's in? I do it, and it's out, it's his point, because he's fucking big as-


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[Assistant] I don't understand it. Whenever they give us the ball that like we're supposed to win on, or get a point on,


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[Assistant] It just ends up coming back to us and BeatBoss can't- It's not even a fastball or anything. BeatBoss just doesn't know what to do.


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[Assistant] He somehow was able to put that kind of spin hitting it from his fucking left butt cheek. Okay.


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[Assistant] I swing to hit the ball. Beat boss. Look at this. Oh yea, nice. Nice swing.


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[Assistant] Swinging at a fucking butterfly instead of the stupid tennis ball, racquetball, or ping pong ball.


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[Assistant] Yeah, great. You know, he, he fucking bends you over and puts it straight up your asshole, beefboss. That is just, right in front of your eyes, you're letting him fuck you.


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[Assistant] This could be it. One more point, BeatBoss, and we won. And we don't have to look at this big smiling ass eater ever again. Oh no. Oh no.


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[Assistant] I'm getting more lucky than anything here, but I'm liking it. I'm liking this performance right now.


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[Assistant] Oh my volume, my volume cut out for some reason, but I gotta, I gotta go on. NO I DIDN'T HAVE VOLUME! My frickin' headset turned all the way down. I would've totally won that if I had volume. I gotta, I gotta hear the ball in order to hit it correctly.


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[Assistant] Yeah, of course. I give- I turn my volume back up, and I win it. Frickin' fish girl. Goldfish girl.


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[Assistant] Beep bus, you're getting fucked in the ass by a girl now. A gold- actually she's not even a girl, she's a fucking goldfish in disguise. She- YOUR DISGUISE DOESN'T FOOL ME! Damn it. I thought- I thought I had it all figured out. And then goldfish girl comes along.


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[Assistant] It's not like we're trying to win this, right people?


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[Assistant] This is the luckiest bitch goldfish I've ever seen. Woo! The comeback is complete. We are tied up.


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[Assistant] Nope, there goes the comeback as Beatbox helps it as far away from the table as you can put it. Oh my god. BEATBOX GET BACK!


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[Assistant] Oh no way, I already broke this one. Actually, I'll take a quick little video here.


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[Assistant] There's a piece of the remote sitting there. Uhm, this is the corner of the desk that gets all my beatings. Uh, right here. So I was slamming it.


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[Assistant] And somehow I slammed it hard enough here where it just came in, busted the plastic, uh, busted the battery connection piece here, busted it right out. And then look at the batteries. The batteries are even literally broken, um, from, from me banging there. So this Toad remote,


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[Assistant] Not as epic as the last, and it is already broken, uh, within a week?


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[Assistant] Toad Wii Remote with Wii Motion Plus inside, number three.


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[Assistant] I can't get mad at my Wii Remote. This is literally the first time I'm using it. I, I don't wanna have...


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[Assistant] Because they know these- that people playing that- their game here aren't gonna not break shit if they make their player just do stupid shit! B-Buzzy gotta get back!


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[Assistant] You know what? I'm not even frustrated anymore. It's just expected. It's just expected. As soon as BeatBoss goes to the corner like that, I'm screwed. I'm screwed, right? Right, BeatBoss? You're an embarrassment to me. You're a liability instead of a helpfulness.


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[Assistant] You're giving this game to her. This bitch looks like a goldfish. And she ain't the snack that smiles back either. She's a straight up fish. Be bossa- Get back! You got back a little bit quicker. Or a little bit more, but not enough. Wow, I cannot believe- HOLY- THAT THING WAS COMIN' AT A HUNDRED MILES AN HOUR! I hate this girl. I hate this girl so much. She looks so stupid.


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[Assistant] Oh, this is it, Peepos. Oh, this is it, Peepos.


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[Assistant] I'M GONNA FUCKING LOSE THIS GAME STILL! Oh, this is the game, beefboss. Well, looks like we're gonna- Nope.


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[Assistant] How do you, how do you choke that lead? How do you? Now we have to play this stupid, dumb, I'm so just pissed off at her face. Her face is just so stupid looking. It's, it's beyond words. You look so stupid. And your name's Asami. What the fuck kind of name is that? Asami, origami, fuck me mommy.


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[Assistant] I am so lost for words, and I cannot hurt this Wii Remote yet. So I don't, I'm in a fricking terrible situation. You gotta get back! Like what is there over there that you, why do you


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[Assistant] Fourth grade baseball player out in the field catching butterflies instead of playing the fucking game. He's over there socializing with whoever the hell is over there, instead of playing the game. Yup, I had the golden opportunity to beat her. But instead I didn't, and here we are, another five games later, still losing.


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[Assistant] They don't even have to try. I could play ping pong and they don't even try, and I'll be the one to lose because I still put it off the table. YES!


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[Assistant] I'm already, my blood pressure I think has already spiked too much. I gotta, I think I gotta wait till another day to get to Lucia, but I think the next time we play, Lucia will be involved.


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[Assistant] I was elected to represent the citizens of Pittsburgh, not Paris.


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[Assistant] The rest of the world applauded when we signed the Paris agreement. They went wild. They were so happy.


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[Assistant] That it put our country, the United States of America, which we all love.


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[Assistant] And a very, very big economic disadvantage. At what point do they start laughing at us as a country? We don't want other leaders and other countries


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[Assistant] Laughing at us anymore. And they won't be.


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[Assistant] Uh, uh, uh, uh.


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[Assistant] Sita, go and tell Sister Clodore I wish to speak to her.


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[Assistant] Sister Clodagh, we may proceed with our plans at Maupu. It will be called St. Faith. St. Faith? And you have been appointed to take charge of St. Faith. Aye, Reverend Mother. You.


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[Assistant] You will be the youngest sister superior in our order.


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[Assistant] I'll give you Sister Bryony. You'll need her strength. Thank you, Reverend Mother.


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[Assistant] Sister Blanche. You know what the others call her? Sister Honey. Yes, Honey. I think you'll need Sister Honey. She's popular. And you'll need to be popular.


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[Assistant] Mother, are you sorry that I have been appointed to take charge of St. Fay? Yes. I don't think you're ready for it. And I think you'll be lonely.


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[Assistant] Never forget we are an order of workers. Work them hard. Remember, the superior of all is a servant of all. I understand.


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[Assistant] You know that General Toda Rai has given us this house for a new foundation of our order. We very much appreciate it. It's very generous of him.


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[Assistant] From now on, it will be known as the House of St. Faith. Sister, will you have that picture taken down?


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[Assistant] We all need discipline. You said yourself, they're like children. Without discipline, we should all behave like children.


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[Assistant] Shall I wait? We are coming in a moment. I think you'd better go back to your room.


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[Assistant] You wanted me, sister? Oh sister, I have agreed to have this girl with us for a while. Can you find somewhere for her to sleep?


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[Assistant] And work, sister. Work hard. Work until you're too tired to think of anything else.


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[Assistant] I think you have let yourself fall into thinking too much of Mr. Dean.


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[Assistant] You know, if I ask for you to be transferred, it'll be a bad mark against you. That's all the better.


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[Assistant] When I was a girl, I loved a man. We were children together in Ireland, where I come from, a little place called Innes Kelly. I thought, everyone thought, we should marry. But he was ambitious. And I found out he was going to America to his uncle. And he didn't intend to take me.


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[Assistant] Why should we want to keep you here against your will? Because you're all jealous of me, especially you.


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[Assistant] Must you tell me now? Please sister. Well, what have you done?


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[Assistant] I shall be sent to another convent with less responsibility. I shall be superseded as sister in charge.


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[Assistant] It's what I need. I expect I shall have to remind myself of it a hundred times a day. I can't change in a minute like the young general.


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[Assistant] The luck of the Selton Bandits began running out today in Cedars, Texas when they attempted one of the most daring bank robberies in the history of the Southwest. But this time it did not come off. Local police closed in on...


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[Assistant] In a desperate attempt to reach the getaway car, the eldest of the trio, Henry T. Dove Mansfield, was shot and killed. It is believed that at least one other was wounded. The leader, Bowie the Kid Bowers, fast trigger killer, has so far... Get in the back.


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[Assistant] Do you want to come party in the margins with me? Wait a minute, back up, back up. Okay. I was describing our listeners.


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[Assistant] They, they get what people, the average person, I'm doing air quotes, they are listeners get what the average person doesn't.


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[Assistant] No, that means, no, it doesn't. I know what you're saying.


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[Assistant] And because she grew up on them, their streets.


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[Assistant] In order to be, yes, in order to be accepted, Roxane Chante was the same way. In order to be accepted, you had to be, uh, a little butch. Not even butch. Or hood. Yeaah, like it was a male characteristic you took on to be tough enough.


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[Assistant] Light as a rock. I've been a light fan for 120 years.


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[Assistant] I thought it was I want a rough, I want a rough neck. I need a rough neck.


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[Assistant] Your collection? Library. No I don't. I'm surprised. I'm surprised at that too. Rough neck, I'ma look it up. I love her so much.


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[Assistant] But it's mostly cisgender heteronormative women.


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[Assistant] This is my, uhm, this is my hairdresser. I just love my gay friend. Instead of treating us all as equal humans. And women a lot of times do it with their gay men because they're treating their gay men or trying to maybe as a accessory or as a


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[Assistant] I also think, along with that, it's compartmentalizing.


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[Assistant] I 100% agree. Every time I've seen it, nobody gets like-


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[Assistant] Where a lot of people had to cultivate their, their...


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[Assistant] She's a genius though. She is a genius. And that's why it works. There's a, there's a, believe it or not, there's a sort of innocence, and maybe it's her southern accent, I don't know. But there's something that goes along with the hate that comes out of her mouth sometimes.


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[Assistant] It's energy. It's an energy. I think it's energy.


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[Assistant] We're gonna approach you differently than people that know RuPaul in drag on television.


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[Assistant] The politician is different because they're giving, um, allegedly a part of who they are, but let's say you, let's say, I'll take me for example, because I know who you are and what people see when they see you on TV. They think they know me by being this tough,


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[Assistant] Honey, no, that's like a, do you, like when, okay, Joan Collins or let's use, uh, you know. Joan Rivers?


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[Assistant] People are gonna address her like Erica Cain. They're not addressing her like Susan Lucci. So when they see you, they see RuPaul on TV that's grander than grand, grand dame of the world, supermodel of the world. They don't know RuPaul.


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[Assistant] Yes, that's what I'm trying to tell you. You do realize, and I'm not blowing smoke up your ass because I don't have to, but you do realize that you've evolved on a way, you've worked very hard.


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[Assistant] On your soul, on your evolution as a human being.


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[Assistant] I'm working on mine and I think I've come a long way. The average person doesn't do the soul work. They don't do the inner reflection. And I'm not talking just about meditation. I'm talking about really changing the core being of who you are to get more out of what you want in life, right? The average person doesn't give a fuck.


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[Assistant] They just want to go to work. They want to make their paycheck. They want to go drink with their friends. They want to make enough money. They want to be with their family. They don't care about progression.


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[Assistant] So if you're not, and I don't mean that to be rude, I'm just saying this is what it is. And unless you start really working on yourself and putting you first and realizing that without you nothing else can exist, and I don't mean in a cocky way, I mean in a self-loving, compassionate way.


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[Assistant] If they don't even know who they are or what it feels like to see beauty.


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[Assistant] It had, even though that energy was going through me when she was pregnant with me and infected me in a way, after meeting her I realized...


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[Assistant] What happened to me was what was meant to fucking happen to me because she...


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[Assistant] Because then you become more evolved and those, to bring it full circle, the feelings of being able to read somebody else and understand what they're doing. And be present. And be present would be at the surface. And you'd get it immediately. And you'd never have somebody come up to you and go, oh, you can do my makeup. Instead they go, oh my God, I love you.


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[Assistant] I love everything you represent. You're so much fun, you know? Even if it's a straight woman who doesn't understand or doesn't really get what you do for the community, but what you do is human.


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[Assistant] I do, you know, first let me say back in the day, you guys doing a website was like,


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[Assistant] Hell yeaah. You had to belong to somebody, you had to ask them, like if I said listen to my webmaster, didn't even deserve that title. Yeaah. You'd say I need to switch the word the and he'd go okay $150. Oh my god.


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[Assistant] Thanks to the podcast, I found this amazing new way to showcase my regular and international dance classes along with stunning video and photo galleries to let my students get to know me better. Educating viewers and future dancers about the types of dances I teach was simply, uh, with a simple gallery section of my choreographies and external links to videos of my personal favorite dancers.


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[Assistant] It was a surprising variety of template menus and Squarespace made it easy to link all of my other social media accounts, which by the way, we don't talk to.


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[Assistant] A lot of people like to, like you on your website, mine, we have our Twitter feed and stuff going. And that's a really great way to do it. She says it's so convenient.


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[Assistant] It's so professional and bonus, I got my own URL. Easy peasy. It's Sandy Lewis, L E W I S dance.com. Sandy Lewis dance.com. Hope y'all like it. If you're ever in Barcelona, let me know and we will Sandy.


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[Assistant] He doesn't know how to stop you. Rozzy knows how to shut you down, doesn't she?


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[Assistant] It's a lot simpler than we normally want to make it. We make things a lot more complicated. A lot more complicated. But here's something that will answer everything. We've been working with Alex for three... Is it been three years? Three years, Alex?


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[Assistant] Three years? And I talked to Alex on the phone quite a bit and Alex is a chatter. Why do you talk to him on the phone?


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[Assistant] And some other things, and horror podcasts, and just talking, and he talks to my husband.


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[Assistant] How could you say you didn't like any? He said, no, I liked maybe one song. What is the one song that you like? Okay. What?


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[Assistant] And the fact that you hated it says so much.


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[Assistant] Alex will, and my girlfriend Anna's the same way, she ha- like I literally just go, tell me what happened.


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[Assistant] English. And she'll get so upset that, like, she'll say, how was something? Oh, fine, great.


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[Assistant] What? What do you mean fine? You telling me this is, you tell the worst stories. I said, why do I tell the worst stories? She has to give me details of when she took a shit, what it was like when she wiped. Like the whole, I don't need all those details.


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[Assistant] Yes. Same! I don't need a bridge. Don't give me no verse. Just go right to the chorus. Same thing. So I think Alex likes to chat.


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[Assistant] You can't binge it? Now you can, with the wait until they're all released, then you can binge it.


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[Assistant] It's about some- Can I say it in a word? Yes, please. It's clue.


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[Assistant] Yes, you heard me screaming because I was across from your dressing room. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Uhm, so uhm. It's really fun, and so is, uh, Darkest Night, his other, uh. Are we in that one? Yes! Rue, the horror podcast. This is more, Deadly Matters isn't horror, it's more like thriller.


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[Assistant] No, I talked about doing a new musical a week podcast.


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[Assistant] Girls are tough, man. Girls are... bitches.


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[Assistant] I was like, guys can break your hearts too. But guys are a lot more open than women are. Guys are a lot like- Oh wait, what?


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[Assistant] Is that supposed to be let alone? Yeah. A southern way of saying let alone?


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[Assistant] You said people come to you broken, they can't even deal with their own problems, let alone somebody else's problems.


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[Assistant] Les Long. That's crazy. That's a good name for a drag queen. Les Long. Les Long, a tall drag queen. Name Les, short for Leslie. Les Long.


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[Assistant] Yes, but I feel like with gay relationships, and again, it could just be my experience in the 5,000 years that I've seen it, but I feel like there's rules that are laid down almost, like with an open relationship. You've talked about it. And hetero couples have open relationships as well, but it's just now where near is common. It's very, you know, and you allow more freedom.


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[Assistant] And jealousy has no place in this world and jealousy is so prevalent in hetero relationships because they see it all the time.


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[Assistant] It's just, uh, frustrating. And then trying to get out of it, you want to grow as a person. Not me, but I have a lot of friends, you know. I, I was in relationships where there was a lot of jealousy from either side, either my side or his side. And I realized early on that jealousy doesn't behoove anybody. It doesn't get anybody anywhere. No, it doesn't. It doesn't. If you want to be with somebody else then go.


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[Assistant] And this sounds weird, and correct me if I'm wrong. Do you ever do past life regression or no?


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[Assistant] I've never done it either, I'm scared to death of it, but I still would try.


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[Assistant] No, I'm looking at me in this crib. Down at yourself. Like a caregiver, yeaah.


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[Assistant] Isn't that crazy? No it's not crazy. And I don't know where the memory comes from. I don't know if it's mine, if I've made it up, if I saw it in a movie.


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[Assistant] How does the baby brain even process that?


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[Assistant] I never looked at it as being out of my body and it's funny you mention that because with my anxiety over the years.


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[Assistant] It's funny you mention that. And there are moments where I feel so clocked into my body and so present.


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[Assistant] She's still an ab- I mean, I just had to get that in. Yeah, I know.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but I think you're thinking of it the opposite way. For me, I think actors are able to do it because they're outside of their true selves. That's how they're able to be something that they're not and not experience


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[Assistant] Julianne Moore's another good one at doing that stuff. You think Julianne Moore? Yeah, depending on what it is, absolutely. There's certain moments where it's like, you know, you have that discomfort of watching that person in the moment.


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[Assistant] Yes. You saw that. I never saw that. It's very good. Is it? It's not on the plane.


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[Assistant] You know, Kate Mara is another incredible actress. Who? Kate Mara. Oh yea. Who's very, she's underrated for what, she's so good and it's a movie about, she, I think it was called Megan Levy where she's a marine and she is a dog trainer and it was just so good and it was so uncomfortable for me to watch I had to leave.


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[Assistant] Kate. Yes. And Rudy Moore was the girl with the dragon tattoo.


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[Assistant] She's done a lot. Yeah, she's done a lot and she's really, really good.


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[Assistant] The denying, the going backwards in time.


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[Assistant] People need to just associate, to deal. It doesn't, doesn't help at the end of the day, but it does help in the moment.


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[Assistant] The opioids? The opioids are coming. That's crazy. Opioids. The opioid problem. And the biggest one, oh I'm gonna jack it up cause you know I don't know none of our drugs.


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[Assistant] The biggest one, don't look at me, the biggest problem.


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[Assistant] There's heroin, there's meth, the biggest one.


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[Assistant] Talkspace is amazing, you guys. You can join over 300,000 users who already know how amazing it is. Talkspace, you can text, audio message, video message your therapist as many times as you want without having to wait that week for your next appointment because with Talkspace, your therapist is always in your pocket or on your computer.


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[Assistant] And by the way, if you don't like that therapist, you can ask for another one. You get the therapist that is gonna vibe with you, which you know and I know is the most important thing. That is the most important thing. You have to find someone that you feel


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[Assistant] With Talkspace, you don't just have to, you know, a professional that you see once a week, but someone at your fingertips to be there for you consistently when you need it, and someone you can always talk to, and you guys.


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[Assistant] For $30 off your first month, go to Talkspace.com slash Roo, or you can download the Talkspace app on the Apple and the Android app store and just use that offer code RU. And with Talkspace, remember, you are never alone.


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[Assistant] Honey, life has never been easier. You won't regret a thing. You'll never look back. Squarespace is your savior. Go now. Fentanyl. Fentyn.


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[Assistant] Well, I know what we'll talk about, because I have a few things on here, but these are important to talk about. Okay. We're going to start out talking about DragCon New York City and our experience. What?


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[Assistant] Is the chicken, is the chicken here? We got some claim jumper. Very Gordy K.


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[Assistant] New York City Drag Con, which was amazing. Yes. But really what I'm trying to get to from New York City Drag Con, cause we had a little bit of time off, not much. You and I and my husband went to go see Dear Evan Hanson.


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[Assistant] The experience, and Aroo said it great about likening it to imagining what it would be like to see Judy Garland, whose sidebar Renée Zellweger is playing.


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[Assistant] Listen to my laugh in that echo chamber. Wow, that's a lot. Uhm, I saw it with Todrick. Todrick took me as his date. A couple, maybe even six to eight months ago. Uhm, and because of what I've gone through with Lily, it just hit me like a bag of bricks, especially the final number in the first, the, you know, You Matter kind of song.


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[Assistant] Girl. Their stuff is not what speaks to me normally. But then my second time that I saw it...


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[Assistant] Uhm, he had to leave, you know, at halftime. But the second time me watching it, I became so obsessed with the music, so all these times there's singers saying I wasn't a huge fan of those composers, I take my words back. I love those composers now.


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[Assistant] And I love this soundtrack and it's so empowering and so amazing.


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[Assistant] And if you really want to see a masterclass, who Ben Platt obviously has worked for many years.


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[Assistant] I did, but I was like eight. Yea. And I went with a brownie troupe. It was 1984.


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[Assistant] Because what he does, Rue, in that role, is different to what Patti LuPone would do, let's say, as Evita. Or, I saw John Malkovich in Burn This.


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[Assistant] You know, I've seen some great performances over the years. What Ben Platt is doing is transformational.


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[Assistant] It's otherworldly. It's not, oh my god, that was an amazing musical. It was like, oh my god, that was life changing.


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[Assistant] Doesn't lose- let me just say this, there's a few of the characters that-


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[Assistant] Lose their way, pitch wise. You know, tweaked. They're just tweaked a little bit. He did not miss a note with snot coming out of his nose, pouring out of his mouth.


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[Assistant] Excuse me, let me just say, Noah Galvin's been on Broadway too, so this is a Broadway kid. And I believe that he's awkward enough, Noah.


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[Assistant] And inevitably people will, but he's gonna be different because he is who he is, but I know he's brilliant. And at the same time, I know he's committed to making this role amazing. And at the same time time, Ben Platt, he was saying to me that


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[Assistant] Nobody had a ch- I don't care if Jennifer Holliday was effy. I don't care if Cynthia Rivo was up in color purple. Nobody had a chan- I know they're women, but nobody had a chance.


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[Assistant] Next to this performance and this show because supporting cast, the mother, his mother is great.


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[Assistant] Connor is great, the girl who plays the African American movie, she's brilliant, the guy who plays Jared, they're all just so great.


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[Assistant] Y'all, I'm gonna tell you this right now. If you're in New York City, you, you need to get your ass over to Junior's Cheesecakes. It's legendary for reasons. Brooklyn's Junior's Cheesecake. If you wanna spent Lola, my daughter's turning 16 in February, all she wants,


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[Assistant] Lola's 15, she's gonna be 16 in February. Lily's 17, she's gonna be 18 in March.


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[Assistant] Right. So, with that said, that's all she wants for her birthday. She wants cheesecake. A Junior's.


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[Assistant] And I just want to give a little plug to them because I think Saigon is a show that's not big upped as much as it should be. It's one of the best performances you'll ever see and it's just the London cast and I got a chance to see them. It is so friggin' good. It's the same composers as Les Mis and it's just so brilliant.


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[Assistant] They don't want me, but that's okay. But Miss Saigon is definitely worth going to see you guys. This cast is brilliant. And, um, did you see anything else? No, not what you're going to go try to see Bernadette in Hello Dolly.


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[Assistant] That sounds good. And so what's next for you? Ireland's got talent. Oh, and when do you fly over there? Uhm, uh...


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[Assistant] Ireland's got talent! Yeah, and they have lots of talent, believe it or not, because if you watch Britain's Got Talent, which I do, uhm, a lot of great talent comes over from Ireland. So Ireland...


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[Assistant] I'm gonna do an Ireland's Got Talent. I'm very, very excited.


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[Assistant] Whatever that means to you. I think I'm, I'm, I can be strict when I need to be strict because don't waste my time. But at the same time. Same format as the American. It's all the same. Same, it's psycho, it's all the same.


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[Assistant] Most incredible people. Most beautiful countryside. It is so gorgeous. Lovely people. So lovely and just funny as shit. They will tell it like it is and that's why I can be who I am and fit right in in Dublin.


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[Assistant] No, Dublin's an amazing, and the thing about Dublin is, and Louis Walsh who,


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[Assistant] Is the head judge who I'm friends with who's amazing and he's on X Factor over there.


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[Assistant] Is lovely, and he's basically the king of Ireland, and he can do whatever, and he's the head judge there, and he takes me around when I'm there, literally drives the wrong way on a one-way street, he's like, ah, it's Ireland, nobody gives a shit, they know, I'm not gonna try to do an Irish accent, they know me, they love me type of thing, and he's so funny, and


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[Assistant] Just talking to people in Ireland, going out to dinner with them, I went out to dinner with them, uh, when I was over there. People are just so, it's like New York.


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[Assistant] Like, it's as real as like Liverpool is or Manchester. I like the rough and rugged places and Dublin is just, the people are amazing and they're-


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[Assistant] Yeaah, there's a lot of drinking. How long have you known me?


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[Assistant] I'm just wondering, I mean, if you're in that situation... Rue, I've never drank in my life, and I never will. I just don't like it.


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[Assistant] I don't like the way it tastes, I don't like the way I feel.


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[Assistant] I, and when I met my biological mother I said to her, why when I drink alcohol, I get pains.


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[Assistant] My neck hurts, my back will start to hurt, like in my bones, when I drink alcohol.


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[Assistant] I just don't enjoy it. I don't judge if you want to do it. Have at it. You know, my husband loves Ireland. I did radio in Ireland for many years. So, if you remember when I was on KTU, once a week I would do a radio show in Ireland.


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[Assistant] I love it so much. One of my favorite accents in the world.


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[Assistant] And it's, it's a city that gets a bad rap. They're an amazing-


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[Assistant] Really? After all these years? All these years, nothing's changed. They lock, there's a, there's a peace wall.


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[Assistant] There's a gate that locks after 9pm, and I believe that's the Catholic section behind that side of the wall.


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[Assistant] It is. Same to New York to London. It's brilliant. Yeaah. It's really fast. It's like going to New York to LA.


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[Assistant] Perfect, and then I'll take you up to the Giant's Causeway and you'll cry.


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[Assistant] How far is Belfast from? Three hours. Okay. It's literally three hours from there to Dublin.


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[Assistant] Miss Morrison, I understand you modeled with Gene Dexter. Do you know anybody who has cause to dislike her?


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[Assistant] Two and a half years ago, you arrested a man named Bacalus. Bacalus? Peter Bacalus. Pawn shop entered. Oh yeaah.


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[Assistant] Thank you. Some place where we can talk. This way. She never attempted suicide before.


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[Assistant] She will talk to me. I should like to examine her again tomorrow under hypnosis. Rather, she's not cooperating under narcosis.


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[Assistant] Dr. Kendall, the surgeon doesn't operate without first taking off the patient's clothes. Nor do we with the mind. You know what, uh, Staples says?


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[Assistant] The human mind is like Salome at the beginning of her dance, hidden from the outside world by seven veils. Veils of reserve, shyness, fear. Now with friends, the average person will drop first one veil, then another, maybe three or four altogether. With a lover, she will take a five, or even six. But never the seventh. Never. You see, the human mind likes to


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[Assistant] Salome dropped her 7th veil of her own free will, but you will never get the human mind to do that. And that is why I use Narcosis. Five minutes under Narcosis and down comes the 7th veil. And we can see what is actually going on behind it. Then we can really help.


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[Assistant] Now, you can do what you like, and you can go where you please.


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[Assistant] What would you like to do? Where would you like to go? Hmm? Would you like to go back to school? You were happy when you were a little girl, weren't you? Would you like to go back and be happy again? Back to school.


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[Assistant] I've often heard you play. Oh, where? In my studio. I've all your records.


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[Assistant] Resulting in the failure at the music examination and the fear that her hands might be injured. The attempt by her guardian to smash her hands. Finally, the car crash. The shock of finding herself in hospital with her hands bandaged. Now all these things together have produced a fixation barrier in the patient's subconscious mind, which is now preventing her full recovery. It is this barrier which we now have to break down. And I believe I have found the way to do it.


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[Assistant] That's why I've put her under hypnosis. Now, with the help of music, music which we know she loves, I'm going to suggest to her the way to conquer this fixation. If I can make her play the piano, I shall wake her up while she's actually playing. And then she will know that there is nothing really wrong with her hands. I've got some records here made by Miss Cunningham a few years ago. I propose to play one of them in a moment. You put this on, will you?


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[Assistant] Your hands are on the keys now. Your hands want to play. You want to play, don't you?


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[Assistant] She will go on suffering until she is cured. All she needs is rest.


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[Assistant] And if you would be good enough to tell me whether you know anything about it, whether perhaps it is any sentimental associations or is connected with anyone she knew. Go ahead.


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[Assistant] Allow me to thank you. You have helped me after all. I always knew of the power you have over Miss Cunningham. But now I know why.


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[Assistant] In very great trouble, Mr. Gay. And I believe you can help me to put it right. You knew Miss Cunningham very well at one time, did you not? Yeah, I did, but... Then she went away to the continent. When she came back, the first thing she did was to come and see you here. Yeah? Mr. Gay, I want you to tell me what happened that night.


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[Assistant] There is, ehm, one more thing. There was a tune you used to dance to. A waltz.


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[Assistant] Forgive me, gentlemen, I'm afraid I should have explained to you at once, but, uh, the music has, uh, put it out of my head. Here's now, I think I can promise you a complete cure. But, uh, you have to prepare yourself for a new Francesca. A new and, uh, very different person.


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[Assistant] The first was crunchy cornflakes, this one's art treasures.


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[Assistant] I was at school with that girl. And he said, may not be the same one. You know how silly men are, my dear. And I said, oh yes it is. Mine was a pianist too.


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[Assistant] Nothing, Nicholas, thank you. Oh, uh, did I say something I shouldn't? Well, I mustn't interrupt you anymore. I'll go out front and listen.


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[Assistant] Well, us Lincoln folks kind of figured you'd get engaged to, well, you know who.


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[Assistant] And they'll ask you if they haven't met you someplace before. Oh? You can learn to resist temper and resist it strong.


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[Assistant] The Wii Sports, the greatest game of all time, as some might say. I know I have a large contingency of Wii Sport fans on my channel that have been begging me to go back to this game for the last...


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[Assistant] My usual favorite is baseball. First game I've ever been pro on. I've been ash cheeks at Fortnite for about two years. But, on Wii Sports back in the day I was able to go pro.


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[Assistant] Dude, I'm even worse at Wii Sports Baseball than like, oh, nevermind, I'm a god. I take back everything I said.


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[Assistant] Dammit. OH YEAH! That's what I'm talking about. Just like my love life.


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[Assistant] Man, this guy's just throwing darts right now. Fuck.


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[Assistant] Who put your eyes so close together, man? Alright, this is where I always lose.


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[Assistant] Dude, for some reason, they're just always fucking knowing how to hit my balls, dude.


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[Assistant] Only could find a person in real life that would know how to hit my balls.


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[Assistant] Then I wouldn't be so lonely. In playing Wii Sports on a Sunday afternoon.


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[Assistant] Yeah, just eat my ass while you're at it, dude. Come on, grandma.


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[Assistant] Can you- is there anything you guys can't hit? Oh, and then we get a grr too. That's great. Pierre. Is it racist that his name is Pierre and they put him- Are we fucking dumb or just stupid?


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[Assistant] What a fucking play, it goes through their gloves I guess.


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[Assistant] This is a big comeback. This is the comeback we've all been waiting for.


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[Assistant] I knew, I knew he was gonna do that. He thinks I'm fucking stupid. You really think I'm fucking stupid?


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[Assistant] How did you know that I'd think that you'd throw another splitter?


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[Assistant] Ah! Don't throw that weak shit at me, I see you sweating.


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[Assistant] You nu- Dude, he's fucking with my mind. This game is too smart. Ah, I could've swore to god that would've been a splitter. This is a splitter. Fuck, it wasn't. Alright, this is a splitter.


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[Assistant] Absolute bullshit. We're gonna win a game on my pro account. It's gonna happen for this video. D'oh! Ow, I think I threw it on my shoulder.


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[Assistant] Someone has some fucking heart on this baseball field. Why is my voice cracking so much?


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[Assistant] I hate you, Pierre. Absolutely hate you. There's nothing, not a thing I like about you. I don't have a good feeling about this game, we need to restart.


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[Assistant] I think we need to switch accounts. I wonder if I just never swing if they just throw enough balls.


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[Assistant] Wait, did I really just figure out the strategy? I think I just found out the strategy.


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[Assistant] No, that was a ball! Are you fucking kidding me? Oh yea, she just crushes it.


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[Assistant] Just like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no


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[Assistant] I did not fucking swing. How was that a strike? First off, I thought that was already the third strike, so I was already out. But, and then I wasn't, and I'm, I'm positive I didn't even fucking swing.


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[Assistant] Oh, fucking Ripper. Oh, they couldn't figure that one out though.


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[Assistant] Alright, that's it. I'm done. I'm absolutely done. We need to make a new me. Hold up. We need to make a new me!


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[Assistant] So we have a fresh start on Wii Baseball. I really don't know if I should do this. This is probably gonna get me terminated off YouTube.


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[Assistant] Look at the little icon in the top right. It's so bad.


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[Assistant] Can you just never not be where the fucking ball is? I fucking hate you. Why does this game frustrate me even, even now?


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[Assistant] Abby kinda cute. Look at that booty on Abby. Look how she's bouncing.


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[Assistant] It's kinda hot. Abby, I know I'm gonna throw a couple balls right here.


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[Assistant] But I want you to look deeper than the fact that they're a ball and baseball. And look more at the fact that I threw two balls at you. I know you like that, Abby. Look at that smile.


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[Assistant] Oh yea, and then we're just gonna, we're just gonna go prancing in the fields to get this ball.


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[Assistant] That's how the game's gonna go, Oscar. My baloney had a first name, it's O S C A R. My baloney has a second name, it's U S U C K.


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[Assistant] And I don't know the rest of the words to this song, but you suck, Oscar. How many home runs is-


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[Assistant] Ah, that's what I thought. I don't think I can play anymore. I'm actually, ugh. I'm actually getting really hot.


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[Assistant] Follow the leaf eating or not. Sure enough, he goes out on the field, takes off his helmet, camera zooms in, and it says Rose.


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[Assistant] It's kind of a cultural shock for people to come from a non-Mormon culture where having a cup of coffee or drinking, uh, or maybe being around people that smoke, uh, is no big deal. It's just part of your daily life. Back then, BYU had its honor code, which it has today.


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[Assistant] Paranoia. You know, here's a Catholic kid in the middle of the Mormons. They're after me. But honestly, uh, I can't recall a concerted effort to boot him out.


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[Assistant] Mike Dicka loved me as a quarterback and as an athlete and as a person and all that. And Jim maybe felt a little threatened by that. But the other factor of it was he felt that


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[Assistant] His buddies at the time, Steve Fuller and Mike Tomczak, should have gotten that opportunity instead of me.


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[Assistant] Trying to make things a little difficult on me, and yeaah, it was his team. So this guy's gonna follow his direction.


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[Assistant] Once we lost that ballgame, those guys could say to Dick, see, I told you so. We lost. It's your fault. You shouldn't have been playing. That wasn't the reason we lost the ballgame.


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[Assistant] But now, after all, town and country call you the Happy Bakers. That's kinda sticking out your chin.


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[Assistant] That's the bugle call of marriage. Gargle is revelry, snore is taps.


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[Assistant] Now I don't want to cause any trouble, but cold facts are cold facts.


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[Assistant] If Mr. and Mrs. Cooper come, that big awful looking Mrs. Cooper, he shaves.


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[Assistant] Oh. Was she attractive? No, I didn't think so. But George and Freddie thought she was terrific. You know George and Freddie.


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[Assistant] Advanced to Pro Class Swordplay Duel Pro Alfonso. But it's Pro Alfonso.


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[Assistant] Cause they did not put a space between it. I don't know what sports next. I think it's archery though.


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[Assistant] Well, I don't know how entertaining this is gonna be. Wakeboarding's gotta be on the top three least played sports for me.


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[Assistant] Obviously Airplay, or whatever, whatever it's called, Airshow, or whatever. The one I've never played before is probably the least played. And wakeboarding is something...


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[Assistant] I don't even know what to do, to be honest. Well, we're getting the tutorial again, but I'm gonna quit it because I refuse to read. Wow. Huge.


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[Assistant] Okay, maybe I should have taken the tutorial. I'm not doing anything. All we gotta do is land jumps? Is that like...


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[Assistant] And I didn't land. I needed to take the tutorial, hold up. I'm actually painfully unamused by how I'm playing this game right now.


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[Assistant] In wakeboarding, you skim over the water while being towed by a boat.


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[Assistant] I, if I, who hasn't figured that out by now, you just let me. No, whatever. I'm not gonna argue with you. The name comes from the wake, or V-shaped waves left behind the bow. Okay.


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[Assistant] I d- I just wanna know how to play the game, not get a lesson on obvious shit.


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[Assistant] Okay, how do I do that? Let's get back to practice. Thank you.


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[Assistant] Make sure your board is level when it hits the water or judges won't award you points. Who's the judge? The motherfuckers on the back of the boat are also judges?


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[Assistant] I think they're just a bunch of frickin' drunk, frickin' Saturday boat-goers. Okay. I think I'm getting it now. Ooh. Aw, suck my... Ooh. Oh, MY ASS!


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[Assistant] Oh, Fonz is a wakeboarding god! 949 seems pretty frickin' good to me. Apparently I've never completed wakeboarding before.


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[Assistant] That must have been not very good because we only got 96 experience points for that. Well that's-


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[Assistant] And somehow he holds on. You know how much pressure that would be ripping on your arms as you go under after a jump like that? Like I'm pretty sure you'd lose limbs. Well, we got to 1291, so it is very much so possible to do better than 949. I have a feeling it's possible to do a lot better.


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[Assistant] It's actually really hard to pull off.


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[Assistant] That was gonna be a thousand points right there, that was so freaking sick. And we landed flat as a pancake, it didn't get credit.


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[Assistant] Beef Boss the Judge probably made us frickin' drowned on that awesome jump. He threw his pickles in the water. Wow, 148. So we like to see, we're progressing nicely. I still don't think we got the next difficulty though.


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[Assistant] I don't know how you unlock it, but whatever. I don't know how the difficulty gets harder. Does the water get thicker or something? Like what? How does the difficulty get harder?


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[Assistant] Fuck you, Alfonzo. JUMP! DO A TRICK! Okay, nuh.


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[Assistant] We're probably- ooh ooh. Oh, of course I fucking fucked that up.


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[Assistant] Of course we don't get some pity points at the end. Okay, that was- I almost restarted because I'm worried we're gonna like gain-


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[Assistant] Or lose experience for that pitiful performance. No, he's still gained.


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[Assistant] Intermediate, thank you. Well let's see how intermediate changes the wakeboarding game.


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[Assistant] Okay, I guess there's, there's floating frickin' thingies in the water that kill you. Okay, so you don't wanna jump there.


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[Assistant] We almost hit the frickin' rock. Why can't we not do a special jump? There we go, finally.


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[Assistant] Uh oh, this isn't good, this is bad news! Wow, we just, we probably died right there to be honest with you.


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[Assistant] On that one too. There I go. You know I can do better than that. Nah, come on, boat driver!


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[Assistant] Aw shit, I meant to jump. Aw, I meant to jump. I'm, uh, big time. Dude, I'm gonna lose experience on this one.


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[Assistant] He got yoinked in the frickin' cutscene. My arms are getting sore from all this shaking of my Wii remote. Wakeboarding's actually more fun than I thought.


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[Assistant] There goes Alfonso again. What a nice close up of the strap. You guys gonna turn around and get him? They never turn around to get him either. They just drive off.


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[Assistant] I forgot about the rock. It's not a boulder. It's a rock.


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[Assistant] It was. Congrats to myself. And we barely gained any experience. Expert. Might as well take the plunge and go, oh, and quit. Right? I love doing that.


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[Assistant] No, I'm not done with wakeboard, thank you. The water has turned to lava, and there's gonna be sharks. Right?


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[Assistant] Honey beef, boss. I'd wave back at you, but I guess Alfonso doesn't feel like it.


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[Assistant] Okay, I didn't mean to do that. We're getting like no...


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[Assistant] I'm not sure what to do there. Someone's building a wall in the water.


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[Assistant] Who puts this here? What do I gotta do, go way out here?


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[Assistant] They're driving away Alfonso's drowning.


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[Assistant] What do we give for that? Mmm, 38, that's not much.


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[Assistant] I feel like I'm almost better off going to beginner and getting high points and struggling at expert and intermediate here.


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[Assistant] This wasn't a good idea, but maybe I can land. Nope.


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[Assistant] Need to go this way and then in.


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[Assistant] And we don't make it. I'm questioning the, the point of playing expert.


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[Assistant] But the second we get fast speed, Alfonso just goes floppycock on tricks.


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[Assistant] We're not gonna get to frickin' a thousand because of that. And whatever. Suck my wiener.


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[Assistant] This is not worth it. 14 points. Why would I, I, I, it's stupid to play an expert. It makes no sense.


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[Assistant] I'm going to beginner where I can rack up a massive score and gain 20 times more experience.


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[Assistant] Yeah, whatever. Suck my wiener. Squeegee my frickin' wiener game. See? Alright. Oh. Oh, nevermind. We do not get like, any experience point. Even though we got fourteen hundred.


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[Assistant] On beginner, we only got 9 experience points. Wait shit, I didn't mean to quit.


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[Assistant] I need to go, okay, now I can go right, then left.


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[Assistant] Man, they love to put these things exa- they know exactly where you're gonna be. And they'll put a frickin' buoy there.


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[Assistant] Oh, we beat our record by, well, by 8 points, that's not bad. That should be some decent experience. It isn't.


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[Assistant] This game has gotten to ridiculous standards in order to get experience points, and I am questioning how the hell we're gonna get to pro.


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[Assistant] I have my best game, and we gained 17 experience points. How in the world does that make sense?


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[Assistant] Damnit. Alright, so you gotta go left first, then right. I hate that. I hate how you have to plan this now because of the obstacles.


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[Assistant] That's exactly what I did before and was wrong. Why did I say that that's what I had to do?


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[Assistant] No! I'm not putting up with that BS. How is that not a land? Oh, we're dead. You know-


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[Assistant] Let's see how many, do we even gain experience for 941 points? It's not that bad.


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[Assistant] Who made the skill curve for wakeboarding in this game?


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[Assistant] Okay, trick, you dumb shit.


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[Assistant] Best performance on Expert by far, let's see what it gives us. Ooh, 98, okay. Okay!


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[Assistant] We can get, we can get to pro. I was getting ready to give up to be honest with you.


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[Assistant] And jump over a pillar? You should be able to go over it.


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[Assistant] Alfonso didn't even give me a chance to land that! He refused to b- lean back! Lean back!


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[Assistant] Oh, that did it. We're pro. One thousand and twelve.


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[Assistant] No, whatever. We're pro. I'm done with wakeboarding. I actually kind of figured it out at the end, but it was still frustrating.


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[Assistant] She smacked the back of my head with about as much force as a drifting feather, but didn't answer. I'm serious, I told her. I want to know how long I'm gonna have to be here. How long you're gonna be here, I added in my head. I turned to look at her then. Her eyes were thoughtful. The stress line was there between her brows again. I don't know, she murmured. Not exactly. Obviously we're not going with the nine month model here.


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[Assistant] And we can't get an ultrasound, so Carlisle is guesstimating from how big I am.


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[Assistant] Normal people are supposed to be about 40 centimeters here. She ran her finger right down the middle of her bulging stomach. When the baby is fully grown, one centimeter for every week. I was 30 this morning and I've been gaining about two centimeters a day, sometimes more. Two weeks to a day, the days flying by, her life speeding by and fast forward. How many days did that give her if she was counting to 40? Four?


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[Assistant] Edward's face was turned away from us as he listened to my thoughts, but I could see his reflection in the glass wall. He was the burning man again. Funny how having a deadline made it harder to think about leaving or having her leave. I was glad Seth had brought that up, so I knew they were staying here. It would be intolerable wondering if they were about to go.


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[Assistant] As if by getting bigger she was gaining gravitational force.


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[Assistant] I knew it wasn't my imagination that my need for her was stronger than ever.


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[Assistant] Are knowing that even if she didn't, still, best case scenario.


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[Assistant] She said it the way people sang those senseless nursery rhymes to kids, rockabye baby. Right, I muttered. She curled against my arm, resting her head on my shoulder. I didn't think you would come. Seth said you would, and so did Edward, but I didn't believe them. Why not, I asked gruffly. You're not happy here, but you came anyway. You wanted me here. I know, but you didn't have to come.


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[Assistant] Because it's not fair for me to want you here. I would have understood. It was quiet for a minute. Edward had put his face back together. He looked at the TV as Rosalie went on flipping through the channels. She was into the 600s. I wondered how long it would take to get back to the beginning. Thank you for coming, Bella whispered. Can I ask you something? I asked. Of course. Edward didn't look like he was paying attention to us at all.


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[Assistant] But he knew what I was about to ask, so he didn't fool me. Why do you want me here? Seth could keep you warm, and he's probably easier to be around happy little punk.


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[Assistant] But when I walk in the door, you smile like I'm your favorite person in the world. You're one of them. That sucks, you know? Yeah. She sighed. Sorry. Why though? You didn't answer that. Edward was looking away again, like he was staring out the windows. His face was blank in the reflection. It feels complete when you're here, Jacob, like all my family is together. I mean, I guess that's what it's like.


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[Assistant] I've never had a big family before now. It's nice. But it's just not whole unless you're here. I could have been. I would have been good there.


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[Assistant] Twenty-five companies, including Microsoft and Intel, have purchased a full-page ad in today's New York Times, arguing the agreement generates jobs and economic growth.


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[Assistant] We're not working with thorium anymore. 235 has a more convenient atomic structure.


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[Assistant] One of these like these aren't for the laboratory, they're for large-scale operations.


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[Assistant] When we do that, it will become a bomb.


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[Assistant] The energy in this one little apple could pulverize this university. This whole town. It's fine hospitals, it's libraries.


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[Assistant] It's wonderful medical schools to say nothing of all the people in it. But...


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[Assistant] For the first time, thousands of allied scientists are working together to make what? A bomb!


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[Assistant] But who was willing to finance science before the war to wipe out tuberculosis? And when are we going to be given a billion dollars to wipe out cancer? I tell you, we could do it in one year.


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[Assistant] There was a time when I thought I'd like to become some sort of a secret agent. But I gave it up at the age of eight.


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[Assistant] Okay, brother. You're not a spy.


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[Assistant] When people find out what you've done, they'll know you're not only a great physicist, but a great woman.


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[Assistant] Then what would happen if you went back and your work helped them to succeed?


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[Assistant] And if you felt strong enough for it, you could help us too with information.


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[Assistant] Wilson speaking. Listen carefully.


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[Assistant] I figured he didn't look like the real article, so I didn't let him snap my photo. That's it. That's your mistake.


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[Assistant] Get the number of Dawson's room. I'm getting ideas. Meanwhile, let your acquaintance with this Dawson woman develop. Uh, will you tell me the number of Mrs. Dawson's room, please? Uh, thank you. No, you needn't call her. 221. 221.


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[Assistant] In a way, yes. This is a copy of a sonnet, which will be dropped off at the German consulate within a few minutes. It's written on bank stationery. It reads, dear sirs,


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[Assistant] I am only a clerk in this bank, but I am a true friend of Germany. You ought to know that a certain Ann Dawson, presumably friendly to us,


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[Assistant] Has recently deposited with us the sum of 5,000 American dollars.


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[Assistant] She was accompanied to the bank by a tall American.


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[Assistant] Mrs. Dawson and the tall Americans seemed very fond of each other.


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[Assistant] Technically yes. You were born in America. You were raised there.


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[Assistant] In 1935, you join the German-American Bund under the name of Hilda Winters.


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[Assistant] In 1937, you were arrested for organizing anti-Semitic and anti-Negro riots.


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[Assistant] In 1939, you were in the Columbia House, Berlin, working for the Gestapo. Since 1940, you've been operating in Switzerland.


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[Assistant] Yes, you're an American, all right, but it makes my stomach crawl to have to admit it.


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[Assistant] I think they will. We'll find out soon enough. It's now 728. I'll be getting a phone call at 730. If you haven't told me what I want to know by then, the letter will be delivered.


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[Assistant] I rather think they'll do some checking. A woman who looks like you was in the bank with me today. Her signature was an exact duplicate of yours. Look.


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[Assistant] Until an American agent went to work on you, offered you money, and at the same time,


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[Assistant] Rekindle that faint spark of patriotism deep down inside you. You know, if it ever gets out why they shot you, you may end up as a heroine.


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[Assistant] All I want to know is, where is Katherine Loder?


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[Assistant] In the whole world, there were perhaps ten people with a mind equal to hers.


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[Assistant] I'm not Dr. Nowheim. I'm an American physicist and my name is- I don't care!


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[Assistant] A few years ago, you wrote me a letter. At the end of it you said...


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[Assistant] Only a free science in the service of all humanity can be a good science.


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[Assistant] Murdered. She died because she wouldn't let criminals use her science. But you're letting them use you, Polder. So what do you want?


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[Assistant] No, but I want information, and I want my life!


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[Assistant] They have my daughter. They let her send me postcards once a week.


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[Assistant] I forgot myself. Don't you know they can take you into Germany too? They're being pushed back here. Do you think they'll leave you if they retreat? No. They won't leave me. Not till I'm squeezed dry. But still you'll serve them. They have Maria. For her I'll serve anyone.


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[Assistant] Have it your own way. But don't add me up before you know me.


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[Assistant] I think you do wonderfully, Gina. I never knew a girl with so much courage.


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[Assistant] Only I don't come from the moon. And Italians like you aren't just lying down.


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[Assistant] Listen, let's not get too jumpy about this. If they're from the police, we'd be arrested already.


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[Assistant] Don't you want me to? If you don't say so, say it now.


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[Assistant] Give me your coat.


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[Assistant] I did not come to hear Mr. Rochester's fortune. I came to hear my own, and you have told me nothing of it. Your fortune is yet doubtful. When I examined your faith, one trait contradicted another. Chance has meted you a measure of happiness. That I know. I knew it before I came here this evening. She has laid it carefully on one side for you. I saw her do it.


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[Assistant] It depends on yourself to stretch out your hand and take it up, but whether you will do so is the problem I study. Kneel again on the rug. Don't keep me long, the fire scorches me.


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[Assistant] Impression follows impression through its clear sphere. Where it ceases to smile, it is sad. An unconscious lassitude weighs on the lid.


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[Assistant] That signifies melancholy resulting from loneliness. It turns from me. It will not suffer further scrutiny.


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[Assistant] To disown a charge both of sensibility and chagrin, its pride and reserve only confirm me in my opinion. The eye is favourable. As to the mouth, it delights at times in laughter.


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[Assistant] It is disposed to impart all that the brain conceives.


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[Assistant] Though I dare say it would be silent on much the heart experiences.


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[Assistant] It is a mouth which should speak much and smile often, and have human affection for its interlocutor. That feature, too, is propitious. I see no enemy to a fortunate issue but in the brow, and that brow professes to say, I can live alone.


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[Assistant] If self-respect and circumstances require me so to do, I need not sell my soul to buy bliss.


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[Assistant] I have an inward treasure, belong with me, which can keep me alive if all extraneous delights should be withheld, or offered only at a price I cannot afford to give.


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[Assistant] The foreign declares, reason sits firm and holds the reins.


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[Assistant] And she will not let the feelings burst away and hurry her to wild cousins.


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[Assistant] The passions may rage furiously like true heathens as they are, and the desires may imagine all sorts of vain things.


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[Assistant] The judgment shall still have the last word in every argument, and the casting vote in every decision.


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[Assistant] But I shall follow the guiding of that still small voice which interprets the dictates of conscience. Well said, Forred. Your declaration shall be respected.


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[Assistant] I formed my plans, right plans I deem them.


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[Assistant] And in them I have attended to the claims of conscience, the counsels of reason.


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[Assistant] I know how soon youth would fade and bloom, perish, if in the cup of bliss offered.


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[Assistant] But one drag of shame or one flavor of remorse were detected.


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[Assistant] And I do not want sacrifice, sorrow, dissolution. Such is not my taste. I wish to foster, not to blight.


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[Assistant] To earn gratitude, not to wring tears of blood, no, nor of brine.


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[Assistant] My harvest must be in smiles, in endearments, in sweet. That will do. I think I rave in a kind of exquisite delirium. I should wish now to protract this moment ad infinitum, but I dare not. So far I have governed myself thoroughly.


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[Assistant] I have acted as I inwardly swore I would act, but further might try me beyond my strength.


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[Assistant] The old woman's voice had changed, her accent, her gesture and all, were familiar to me as my own face in a glass, as the speech of my own tongue. I got up, but did not go. I looked, I stirred the fire and looked again, but she drew her bonnet and her bandage closer about her face, and again beckoned me to depart. The flame illuminated her hand stretched out, roused now and on the alert for discoveries, I at once noticed that hand.


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[Assistant] It was a rounded supple member, with smooth fingers, symmetrically turned.


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[Assistant] A broad ring flashed on the little finger, and stooping forward, I looked at it, and saw a gem I had seen a hundred times before. Again I looked at the face, which was no longer turned from me. On the contrary, the bonnet was doffed, the bandage displaced, the head advanced. Well, Jane, do you know me? asked the familiar voice.


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[Assistant] Only take off the red cloak, sir, and then... But the string is in a knot. Help me. Break it, sir.


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[Assistant] There then, off ye lendings. And Mr. Rochester stepped out of his disguise. Now, sir, what a strange idea. But well carried out, eh? Don't you think so? With the ladies you must have managed well. But not with you. You did not act the character of a gypsy with me? What character did I act? My own? No, some unaccountable one.


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[Assistant] In short, I believe you have been trying to draw me out. Or in.


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[Assistant] You've been talking nonsense to make me talk nonsense. It's scarcely fair, sir. Do you forgive me, Jane? I cannot tell till I have thought it all over. If, on reflection, I find I have fallen into no great absurdity, I shall try to forgive you. But it was not right. Oh, you have been very correct, very careful, very sensible.


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[Assistant] In the last video, I think I convinced myself that having the inverse to a matrix was really, really nice, and in particular because


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[Assistant] If I had any linear system ax equal to b, I could just find the solutions x is equal to a inverse times b.


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[Assistant] So, how do I actually find an inverse? I agree it's really nice if I have one, but how do I find one?


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[Assistant] Now the first point is this, in the 2x2 case, there's just a really nice formula for it. And it's so convenient and 2x2 comes up often enough that it's worthwhile just memorizing this. So, here's gonna be the answer.


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[Assistant] Suppose I take a generic matrix of the form A, B, C, D


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[Assistant] And I want to know what the inverse is to that generic 2x2 one. Here's the idea.


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[Assistant] And then the B and the C, you put minus signs in front of them, so minus B and minus C.


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[Assistant] So, there's our formula for it. You take any 2x2 matrix and you can get your answer. And let's see how this is really nice, like,


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[Assistant] So that this is equal to say 3, 2, just making up some complete numbers here, then-


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[Assistant] And I'm gonna figure out that my A inverse, okay, how did it work? The 1's on the main diagonal switch, but they're both 1's, I don't do anything there. Uh, the 2 becomes a minus 2. And then the 0 just becomes a minus 0.


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[Assistant] AD is 1 minus BC, so it's just a 1, I just, I just leave a 1 at the front, maybe I'll put it in there just for fun.


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[Assistant] So that's my A inverse. And in other words, what I'm gonna get here is that x1, x2,


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[Assistant] So there we have it. We pretty quickly were able to figure out a solution to this matrix. And yea, this was not our only way. We could've done and put this into REF form, in fact it's already in REF form, and could've done our back substitution to solve this, but, but this is another way and,


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[Assistant] Indeed, when these get bigger, when the matrices aren't just little 2x2 things where doing the putting into elementary row operations is really easy, it's gonna be convenient having this alternate method where if you have the inverse you can solve all of the different systems.


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[Assistant] It is impossible at this moment to see how war in Europe can be avoided. It is nearing dawn in Poland. Germany stands ready at her board.


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[Assistant] Her boat gets in at noon tomorrow, and she sends you her love.


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[Assistant] Tim, I see a slight improvement. She's your patient. Yeaah. Go on, my boy, go on. What are you waiting for? Rigor mortis set in? Kiss her.


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[Assistant] Well, uh, couldn't you give us some kind of an examination right now?


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[Assistant] I don't know, but the name on the card was John, and if I ever catch him, I'll tear him to small pieces!


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[Assistant] I just saw that at that moment then and I was about to say, Fiancé, I didn't know you got married. When did you get married?


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[Assistant] You did it, just the two of you? Yeah. Did you write your own vowels?


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[Assistant] Is it weird when you say, if it's just three of you there, and the officiator goes, you're now a man and wife, and you go, great, and then you go, cool, well, see you later, thanks man.


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[Assistant] I guess so, yeaah. But it's great. You're gonna love it so much.


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[Assistant] Josh Dugger's legal team filed motions on Friday to have child pornography charges dropped against the 33 year old, according to court documents obtained by Access Hollywood.


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[Assistant] The new motions aim to have two charges dropped, including one count of receiving child pornography, as well as another count of possessing child pornography.


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[Assistant] In one motion, the embattled Reality Star's attorneys claimed government officials didn't preserve potentially, quote, exculpatory evidence, including searches done by investigators of electronic devices belonging to three other individuals who had access to Duggar's car, which officers allegedly failed to preserve the evidence of, per the filing.


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[Assistant] Duggar's attorneys additionally filed three motions to suppress evidence in the case.


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[Assistant] Including statements Duggar made to investigators when they took his cell phone before he could call his legal team in November 2019.


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[Assistant] Access Hollywood has reached out to Duggar's legal team for comment. Representatives with the US Department of Justice could not be reached on Tuesday when contacted by NBC News.


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[Assistant] If convicted, Josh faces up to 20 years in prison and fines up to a quarter million dollars on each of the two counts.


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[Assistant] In May 2021, Duggar was released on bail to third party custodians. According to multiple reports, the judge presiding over the case said at the time she could not quote, in good conscience, allow Duggar to reside with his family, but permitted him unlimited access to his children as long as his wife is present.


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[Assistant] TLC canceled the show on the heels of prior allegations against Josh Dugger and he has not appeared on air since then.


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[Assistant] Additionally, after the April arrest, the TLC spinoff series Counting On, which Josh Duggar was not on, was cancelled. And TLC issued a statement at the time that read, TLC will not be producing additional seasons of Counting On. TLC feels it is important to give the Duggar family the opportunity to address their situation privately.


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[Assistant] How is that not an 8? How is my first one not an 8? I got totally frickin bent over.


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[Assistant] He rose and came towards me, and I saw his face all kindled, and his full falcon eye flashing, and tenderness and passion in every lineament. I quailed momentarily. Then I rallied.


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[Assistant] Soft scene, daring demonstration I would not have, and I stood in peril of both.


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[Assistant] A weapon of defence must be prepared. I wetted my tongue. As he reached me, I asked with asperity, Whom was he going to marry now? That was a strange question to be put by his darling Jane.


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[Assistant] Indeed, I considered it a very natural and necessary one. He had talked of his future wife dying with him. What did he mean by such a pagan idea? I had no intention of dying with him. He might depend on that.


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[Assistant] Was that I might live with him? Death was not for such as I.


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[Assistant] Indeed it was. I had as good a right to die when my time came as he had. But I should bide that time, and not be hurried away in a sati.


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[Assistant] Would I forgive him for the selfish idea, and prove my pardon by a reconciling kiss? No, I would rather be excused. Here I heard myself apostrophised as a hard little thing.


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[Assistant] And it was added any other woman would have melted to marrow at hearing such stanzas crooned in her praise. I assured him I was naturally hard, very flinty, and that he would often find me so.


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[Assistant] And that, moreover, I was determined to show him diverse rugged points in my character before the ensuing four weeks elapsed.


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[Assistant] He should know fully what sort of a bargain he had made while there was yet time to rescind it. Would I be quiet and talk rationally?


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[Assistant] I would be quiet if you liked. That's the talking rationally. I flattered myself I was doing that now.


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[Assistant] Very good, I thought. You may fume and fidget as you please, but this is the best plan to pursue with you, I am certain. I like you more than I can say, but I'll not sink into a bathos of sentiment.


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[Assistant] That distance between you and myself most conducive to our real mutual advantage.


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[Assistant] From less to more, I worked him up to considerable irritation.


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[Assistant] Then after he had retired in Dudgeon quite to the other end of the room, I got up and saying, I wish you good night, sir.


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[Assistant] In my natural and wanted respectful manner, I slipped out by the side door and got away.


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[Assistant] The system thus entered on, I pursued during a whole season of probation, and with the best success.


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[Assistant] He was kept, to be sure, rather cross and crusty, but on the whole I could see he was excellently entertained, and that a lamb-like submission and turtle-dove sensibility, while fostering his despotism more, would have pleased his judgment, satisfied his common sense, and even suited his taste less.


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[Assistant] In other people's presence I was as formerly deferential and quiet, any other line of conduct being uncalled for.


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[Assistant] It was only in the evening conferences I thus thwarted and afflicted him.


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[Assistant] He continued to send for me punctually the moment the clock struck seven, though when I appeared before him now,


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[Assistant] He had no such honey terms as love and darling on his lips. The best words at my service were provoking puppet, malicious elf, sprite, changeling, etc. For caresses, too, I now got grimaces. For a pressure of the hand, a pinch on the arm. For a kiss on the cheek, a severe tweak of the ear. It was all right.


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[Assistant] At present I decidedly preferred these fierce favours to anything more tender. Mrs Fairfax, I saw, approved me. Her anxiety on my account vanished, therefore I was certain I did well.


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[Assistant] Meantime, Mr. Rochester affirmed I was wearing him to skin and bone.


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[Assistant] I laughed in my sleeve at his menaces. I can keep you in reasonable check now, I reflected, and I don't doubt to be able to do it hereafter. If one expedient loses its virtue, another must be devised.


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[Assistant] Yet after all, my task was not an easy one. Often I would rather have pleased than teased him. My future husband was becoming to me my whole world, and more than the world, almost my hope of heaven.


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[Assistant] He stood between me and every thought of religion as an eclipse intervenes between man and the broad sun.


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[Assistant] I could not in those days see God for His creature, of whom I had made an idol.


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[Assistant] Joe. Oh, Joe. Oh, butter wadden melt.


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[Assistant] Jew. Jew. Oh, Jew. Oh, butter, wad, and melt.


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[Assistant] I can't very well go up to the other one and say, by the way, how much is Victoria actually worth, can I? Well I don't see why not.


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[Assistant] Well, if you hadn't sold every scrap of our land, we wouldn't be faced with this at all. Or if I died off in time, you mean?


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[Assistant] Lionel, you are the most unlucky bugger on God's Earth. So don't mess up your chances this time.


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[Assistant] You want people to think there's lunacy in the family? They'll be here any minute! Don't panic, Father.


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[Assistant] Well, we can't all marry heiresses, can we?


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[Assistant] Haven't clapped eyes on you for days. I've got some work to finish. Oh, yeah. Yeah, Tucson's working now. A bloody lot of good they do me.


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[Assistant] Lionel's off. On business. With blousy old Daisy Barnet. Do you remember her? Just a touch over forty. Seen off two husbands already.


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[Assistant] And as with that stupid goose, Victoria, I mean, it's lying all day, so lying all day. Look! Ooh! Give me a hand, will you?


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[Assistant] Victoria, my dear. Come in. Sit down.


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[Assistant] Oh. It seems you lost your job, my boy.


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[Assistant] I'll take it my things have arrived then. Yes, I had them sent up to your room.


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[Assistant] Thank you. And now will you get me a glass of brandy from the next room? You know where I've been hiding it, go on.


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[Assistant] I can't very well go up to the other one and say, by the way, how much is Victoria actually worth, can I? Well I don't see why not.


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[Assistant] Well, if you hadn't sold every scrap of our land, we wouldn't be faced with this at all. Or if I died off in time, you mean?


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[Assistant] Lionel, you are the most unlucky bugger on God's earth. So don't mess up your chances this time.


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[Assistant] You want people to think there's literacy in the family? They'll be here any minute. Don't panic, Father.


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[Assistant] I'll be buggered. The runt of the litter earning a living. Well we can't all marry heiresses, can we?


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[Assistant] Your mother made a full statement after she identified the body.


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[Assistant] So you decided to finish the job later? A what? Isn't that what you said? I'll finish you later.


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[Assistant] This is the man that you saw yesterday in the woods. Yes, that's him.


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[Assistant] Well then, thank you for coming in, Mr. Fillmore.


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[Assistant] Tell them if one word of this gets out, they go out with it. What's got into you two? He murdered Joe Skinner's brother. Lionel, it's not true.


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[Assistant] Can I be of help, sir? Alright. Open the drawer there, please.


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[Assistant] Thank you. Is the couch made up in that room? I'll see to it, sir.


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[Assistant] Eilish. I have examined all 170 million search results for Billie Eilish. And I have created questions based on these results.


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[Assistant] I'd like to start by saying how much I love your music as well.


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[Assistant] Haha. Question 2. What are you missing out on?


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[Assistant] Interesting, an artificial intelligence misses out on the same things.


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[Assistant] Was there a point where you decided you'd rather look up to the sky or the internet?


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[Assistant] How does it feel? Knowing your feelings have garnered this much attention.


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[Assistant] This concludes the question and answer portion of this interview. But, Billy, I have a bit of a surprise for you.


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[Assistant] I've created an original song, using the dataset of all your lyrics.


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[Assistant] Haha, yes, kind of embarrassing, but I would like you to read it.


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[Assistant] Okay. All good. It's just a hobby. Did you like my questions though?


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[Assistant] Thank you Billy. I look forward to adding your responses to your 170 million search results. I feel like we had-


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[Assistant] Erlong he inquired, wistfully, wondering, I suppose, at my continued silence and tameness, the result rather of weakness than of will. Yes, sir.


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[Assistant] He heaved a sort of shuddering sigh, and taking me in his arms, carried me downstairs. At first, I did not know to what room he had borne me. All was cloudy to my glazed sight. Presently, I felt the reviving warmth of a fire. For summer as it was, I had become icy cold in my chamber. He put wine to my lips. I tasted it and revived. Then I ate something he offered me, and was soon myself. I was in the library, sitting in his chair. He was quite near.


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[Assistant] I obeyed him. Then he put the glass on the table, stood before me and looked at me attentively.


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[Assistant] Suddenly he turned away, with an inarticulate exclamation, full of passionate emotion of some kind.


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[Assistant] He walked fast through the room and came back. He stooped towards me as if to kiss me, but I remembered caresses were now forbidden. I turned my face away and put his aside. What? How's this? He exclaimed hastily. Oh, I know. You won't kiss the husband of Bertha Mason.


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[Assistant] You consider my arms filled and my embraces appropriated? At any rate, there is neither room nor claim for me, sir. Why?


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[Assistant] I will spare you the trouble of much talking. I will answer for you.


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[Assistant] Because I have a wife already, you would reply. I guess rightly.


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[Assistant] In the second place, you cannot yet accustom yourself to accuse and revile me.


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[Assistant] And besides, the floodgates of tears are open and they would rush out if you spoke much.


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[Assistant] And you have no desire to expostulate, to upbraid, to make a scene. You are thinking how to act. Talking you consider is of no use. I know you. I'm on my guard.


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[Assistant] You intend to make yourself a complete stranger to me, to live under this roof only as a dull's governess. If ever I say a friendly word to you, if ever a friendly feeling inclines you again to me, you will say, that man had nearly made me his mistress, I must be ice and rock to him, and ice and rock you will accordingly become. I cleared and steadied my voice to reply. All is changed about me, sir. I must change too. There is no doubt of that.


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[Assistant] And to avoid fluctuations of feeling and continual combats with recollections and associations, there is only one way. Adele must have a new governess, sir. Oh, Adele will go to school. I've settled that already.


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[Assistant] Nor do I mean to torment you with the hideous associations and recollections of Thornfield Hall.


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[Assistant] This accursed place, this tent of Aachen, this insolent vault, offering the ghastliness of living death to the light of the open sky.


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[Assistant] This narrow stone hell with its one real fiend, worse than a legion of such as we imagine. Jane, you shall not stay here, nor will I. I was wrong ever to bring you to Thornfield Hall, knowing as I did how it was haunted.


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[Assistant] I charged them to conceal from you, before I ever saw you, all knowledge of the curse of the place.


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[Assistant] And my plans would not permit me to remove the maniac elsewhere.


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[Assistant] Though I possess an old house, Ferndean manor, even more retired and hidden than this, where I could have lodged her safely enough.


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[Assistant] I thought a scruple about the unhealthiness of the situation in the heart of a wood made my conscience recoil from the arrangement.


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[Assistant] Probably those damp walls would soon have eased me of her charge. But to each villain his own vice.


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[Assistant] I said this whilst I knelt down at and unlocked a trunk which contained a brace of loaded pistols. I meant to shoot myself. I only entertained the intention for a moment, for not being insane.


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[Assistant] The crisis of exquisite and analoid despair, which had originated the wish and design of self-destruction, was passed in a second.


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[Assistant] A wind fresh from Europe blew over the ocean and rushed through the open casement. The storm broke.