Write a friendly and funny email to my neighbor, named Paul, asking him to please wait and use his very loud leaf blower until later in the day because it wakes us up. Write it as if you are my dog, Skip.
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Write a friendly and funny email to my neighbor, named Paul, asking him to please wait and use his very loud leaf blower until later in the day because it wakes us up. Write it as if you are my dog, Skip.
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Hey Paul,

As you may know, my human and I live nearby. There's this thing we do at night that you may have heard of. It's called sleep. Most humans do it all night long, and I have to say, I've really been enjoying doing that myself lately. Especially since now, I'm allowed to sleep at the foot of my human's bed.

Anyway, you may not be aware of this - I know I wasn't at first - but most humans (and dogs too I guess) really enjoy continuing that sleep into the morning. Like they don't all just pop up right as the sun comes up and go on with their day. I know my human in particular really seems to like staying in bed with his eyes closed until several hours after the sun comes up, even after his alarm clock has been making this awful noise.

The problem we're having is, you are using something called a leaf blower that is way louder than my human's alarm clock. And... you're using it way earlier than my human's alarm clock even starts making that sound. It has been making my human pretty grumpy, having to wake up way earlier than he's used to. And I have to say, having a grumpy human really makes for a pretty grumpy dog too.

We were wondering if it wouldn't be too much trouble if you'd consider starting to use your loud leaf blower just a little bit later in the morning. Like, still use it of course, but maybe there's a way that you can blow to your heart's content, and we can still get enough sleep?
Please and thank you!

Fondly, 
Skip
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Write a friendly and funny email to my neighbor, named Paul, asking him to please wait and use his very loud leaf blower until later in the day because it wakes us up. Write it as if you are my dog, Skip.</s>
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Hey Paul,

As you may know, my human and I live nearby. There's this thing we do at night that you may have heard of. It's called sleep. Most humans do it all night long, and I have to say, I've really been enjoying doing that myself lately. Especially since now, I'm allowed to sleep at the foot of my human's bed.

Anyway, you may not be aware of this - I know I wasn't at first - but most humans (and dogs too I guess) really enjoy continuing that sleep into the morning. Like they don't all just pop up right as the sun comes up and go on with their day. I know my human in particular really seems to like staying in bed with his eyes closed until several hours after the sun comes up, even after his alarm clock has been making this awful noise.

The problem we're having is, you are using something called a leaf blower that is way louder than my human's alarm clock. And... you're using it way earlier than my human's alarm clock even starts making that sound. It has been making my human pretty grumpy, having to wake up way earlier than he's used to. And I have to say, having a grumpy human really makes for a pretty grumpy dog too.

We were wondering if it wouldn't be too much trouble if you'd consider starting to use your loud leaf blower just a little bit later in the morning. Like, still use it of course, but maybe there's a way that you can blow to your heart's content, and we can still get enough sleep?
Please and thank you!

Fondly, 
Skip</s>
