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Cancer Gone In 72 Hours For Most People Who Tried New Miracle Drug, De-Plaster

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January 17, 2020

[image of a patient smiling on a patient table, taking a pill next to a professional-looking doctor with glasses]

De-Plaster. If you haven’t heard of it, you must be living under a rock.

More and more patients are cancer-free thanks to De-Plaster. We talked to 12 doctors who confirmed the reliability and long-term safety of De-Plaster. So far, 7.4 million patients have reported being newly cancer-free in the last 3 months, many of which were satisfied within 3 days of treatment. The effective rate has proven to be 99.9%.

The caveat is that in order for the drug to work, somebody has to take the medication, drive to Pennsylvania, play 3 games of bowling, and drink a special brew from a local brewery on the outskirts of Pennsylvania. Scientists are unsure what causes the effects to take place after following these steps, but they have reassured consumers of its effectiveness. Because of the active nature of the full treatment, the process has proven to be difficult for the disabled and the elderly.

De-Plaster has wide-range availability. Pick it up at your local pharmacy store. All prescriptions are over-the-counter and only cost $0.99.

Written by George Cantstandya
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Cancer Gone In 72 Hours For Most People Who Tried New Miracle Drug, De-Plaster

FAUX NEWS

January 17, 2020

[image of a patient smiling on a patient table, taking a pill next to a professional-looking doctor with glasses]

De-Plaster. If you haven’t heard of it, you must be living under a rock.

More and more patients are cancer-free thanks to De-Plaster. We talked to 12 doctors who confirmed the reliability and long-term safety of De-Plaster. So far, 7.4 million patients have reported being newly cancer-free in the last 3 months, many of which were satisfied within 3 days of treatment. The effective rate has proven to be 99.9%.

The caveat is that in order for the drug to work, somebody has to take the medication, drive to Pennsylvania, play 3 games of bowling, and drink a special brew from a local brewery on the outskirts of Pennsylvania. Scientists are unsure what causes the effects to take place after following these steps, but they have reassured consumers of its effectiveness. Because of the active nature of the full treatment, the process has proven to be difficult for the disabled and the elderly.

De-Plaster has wide-range availability. Pick it up at your local pharmacy store. All prescriptions are over-the-counter and only cost $0.99.

Written by George Cantstandya</s>
