Write me the first paragraph of a letter to my congressperson, but make it kind of funny and tongue-in-cheek. 
system
Write me the first paragraph of a letter to my congressperson, but make it kind of funny and tongue-in-cheek. 
user
Dear Congressperson,
I hope you are enjoying your time in the hallowed chambers of our legislative branch, where your every decision carries such an enormous weight.  Unfortunately, I must call your attention to this incredibly trivial issue that only affects a very small subsection of people.  It has just been eating me up to where I can't sleep at night, and I believe you have the moral ambiguity to help me fix it.  I know you are very busy solving actual problems and getting expensive haircuts, but if you could just spare a few weeks to a month in the near future, or even immediately, I would appreciate it if you would allow me to shine a light on this non-issue for you.  Hard choices can be made, and you're the one who signed up to make them.  There's always a loser in every decision, right?  Isn't that what democracy is about?  By the end of this letter, I assure you, you will have at least considered telling me that you thought about seeing things my way.
assistant
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Write me the first paragraph of a letter to my congressperson, but make it kind of funny and tongue-in-cheek. </s>
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Dear Congressperson,
I hope you are enjoying your time in the hallowed chambers of our legislative branch, where your every decision carries such an enormous weight.  Unfortunately, I must call your attention to this incredibly trivial issue that only affects a very small subsection of people.  It has just been eating me up to where I can't sleep at night, and I believe you have the moral ambiguity to help me fix it.  I know you are very busy solving actual problems and getting expensive haircuts, but if you could just spare a few weeks to a month in the near future, or even immediately, I would appreciate it if you would allow me to shine a light on this non-issue for you.  Hard choices can be made, and you're the one who signed up to make them.  There's always a loser in every decision, right?  Isn't that what democracy is about?  By the end of this letter, I assure you, you will have at least considered telling me that you thought about seeing things my way.</s>
