Write a poem with at least two stanzas about a guy like my dad, who gets cranky about being told to drink water.  He just wants to drink coffee and wine and thinks drinking one cup of water in the morning and one at night to take his pills is enough.  Make the tone lightly humorous.
system
Write a poem with at least two stanzas about a guy like my dad, who gets cranky about being told to drink water.  He just wants to drink coffee and wine and thinks drinking one cup of water in the morning and one at night to take his pills is enough.  Make the tone lightly humorous.
user
Drink 8 glasses per day, the doctors say
I say that's 7 too many 
After coffee and wine, I feel rather fine 
There's no room in my belly for any.

I've got pills to take for this rotten ache
and one cup of water, but oh!
One sip this morning and one sip tonight
And I'll be good to go.
assistant
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Write a poem with at least two stanzas about a guy like my dad, who gets cranky about being told to drink water.  He just wants to drink coffee and wine and thinks drinking one cup of water in the morning and one at night to take his pills is enough.  Make the tone lightly humorous.</s>
<|assistant|>
Drink 8 glasses per day, the doctors say
I say that's 7 too many 
After coffee and wine, I feel rather fine 
There's no room in my belly for any.

I've got pills to take for this rotten ache
and one cup of water, but oh!
One sip this morning and one sip tonight
And I'll be good to go.</s>
