Make a numbered list of the three top-selling products on Amazon. I'd like you to please provide a description of each item that is bizarre and completely fabricated, in one sentence.
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Make a numbered list of the three top-selling products on Amazon. I'd like you to please provide a description of each item that is bizarre and completely fabricated, in one sentence.
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1. Crocs Unisex Adult Classic Clogs. The legendary clog, now made of Swiss cheese.
2. Gildan Men's Crew T-Shirts. High-quality horse meat, layered for your comfort.
3. Fruit of the Loom Men's Coolzone Boxer Shorts. Breathable mesh for all of your eight legs. 
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Make a numbered list of the three top-selling products on Amazon. I'd like you to please provide a description of each item that is bizarre and completely fabricated, in one sentence.</s>
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1. Crocs Unisex Adult Classic Clogs. The legendary clog, now made of Swiss cheese.
2. Gildan Men's Crew T-Shirts. High-quality horse meat, layered for your comfort.
3. Fruit of the Loom Men's Coolzone Boxer Shorts. Breathable mesh for all of your eight legs. </s>
