Compose a brief tale about a toilet that can see ghosts. Keep it between 200 and 300 words.
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Compose a brief tale about a toilet that can see ghosts. Keep it between 200 and 300 words.
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There was once a toilet that lived in an old, enormous mansion. The mansion had been long abandoned but was never torn down due to its prominent history. No one lived in the mansion, but the home was open to the public for tours. The toilet had been there for centuries and had seen thousands of people wander through the mansion's many hallways. 

One day, the toilet saw a person walking through the hallway. The toilet looked out the window and saw that it was nighttime, and the mansion was not open for tours during the night. Confused, the toilet intently watched the person walk into the bathroom. They closed the door, glanced in the mirror, and fixed their hair. The toilet watched this peculiar behavior and was shocked as the person walked through the door without opening it and disappeared on the other side.

It was on that day that the toilet realized he was able to see ghosts. This was the first time it had ever seen a ghost in its life, and the toilet began to wonder if there were more ghosts in the mansion and if so, how long they have lived there. The toilet patiently waited until night to see the ghost again. Around the same time, another ghost appeared suddenly in the bathroom and adjusted its tie in the mirror. The toilet was absolutely astounded and wondered if all the people in the supposed tours that he had seen over the years were real people or ghosts.
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Compose a brief tale about a toilet that can see ghosts. Keep it between 200 and 300 words.</s>
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There was once a toilet that lived in an old, enormous mansion. The mansion had been long abandoned but was never torn down due to its prominent history. No one lived in the mansion, but the home was open to the public for tours. The toilet had been there for centuries and had seen thousands of people wander through the mansion's many hallways. 

One day, the toilet saw a person walking through the hallway. The toilet looked out the window and saw that it was nighttime, and the mansion was not open for tours during the night. Confused, the toilet intently watched the person walk into the bathroom. They closed the door, glanced in the mirror, and fixed their hair. The toilet watched this peculiar behavior and was shocked as the person walked through the door without opening it and disappeared on the other side.

It was on that day that the toilet realized he was able to see ghosts. This was the first time it had ever seen a ghost in its life, and the toilet began to wonder if there were more ghosts in the mansion and if so, how long they have lived there. The toilet patiently waited until night to see the ghost again. Around the same time, another ghost appeared suddenly in the bathroom and adjusted its tie in the mirror. The toilet was absolutely astounded and wondered if all the people in the supposed tours that he had seen over the years were real people or ghosts.</s>
