Please condense this book review so it will fit into a tweet, and give it the tone of a tweet as well:

*Spoiler Alert*

You couldn't have prised this out of my hands initially.

However, somewhere at the 60% region, it got bogged down by too many flash-fires while our protagonist, Ryland Grace, the ultimate Gary Sue and the purveyor of all things Space/Biology/Physics/Chemistry/Engineering/Math/Music/Language/Etc, got progressively more facetious and irritating.

Like a modern-day John McClane (but in space) and with astrophage as the villain. The bumbling White guy who we all know will save the day. He even saved the aliens. Imagine that?

The only good thing about this book is Rocky the Eridian.
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Please condense this book review so it will fit into a tweet, and give it the tone of a tweet as well:

*Spoiler Alert*

You couldn't have prised this out of my hands initially.

However, somewhere at the 60% region, it got bogged down by too many flash-fires while our protagonist, Ryland Grace, the ultimate Gary Sue and the purveyor of all things Space/Biology/Physics/Chemistry/Engineering/Math/Music/Language/Etc, got progressively more facetious and irritating.

Like a modern-day John McClane (but in space) and with astrophage as the villain. The bumbling White guy who we all know will save the day. He even saved the aliens. Imagine that?

The only good thing about this book is Rocky the Eridian.
user
#Spoilers: 

This book started off great. Unfortunately, by the 60% mark, the protagonist was clearly too perfect at everything (chemistry, math, music, language, etc.) - a bumbling John McClane in space. It was a foregone conclusion that he'd save the day. Rocky was cool, tho.
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Please condense this book review so it will fit into a tweet, and give it the tone of a tweet as well:

*Spoiler Alert*

You couldn't have prised this out of my hands initially.

However, somewhere at the 60% region, it got bogged down by too many flash-fires while our protagonist, Ryland Grace, the ultimate Gary Sue and the purveyor of all things Space/Biology/Physics/Chemistry/Engineering/Math/Music/Language/Etc, got progressively more facetious and irritating.

Like a modern-day John McClane (but in space) and with astrophage as the villain. The bumbling White guy who we all know will save the day. He even saved the aliens. Imagine that?

The only good thing about this book is Rocky the Eridian.</s>
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#Spoilers: 

This book started off great. Unfortunately, by the 60% mark, the protagonist was clearly too perfect at everything (chemistry, math, music, language, etc.) - a bumbling John McClane in space. It was a foregone conclusion that he'd save the day. Rocky was cool, tho.</s>
