I need some ideas for very weird pizzas. Not anything with tomato sauce or the usual toppings.  Could you give me about 7 examples?  Just make sure that it's edible, and by that I mean it involves actual human food.  No dog food, mud, grass, etc... and no vomit-worthy combinations, please!  Vaunt the assets of each.
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I need some ideas for very weird pizzas. Not anything with tomato sauce or the usual toppings.  Could you give me about 7 examples?  Just make sure that it's edible, and by that I mean it involves actual human food.  No dog food, mud, grass, etc... and no vomit-worthy combinations, please!  Vaunt the assets of each.
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That sounds fun.  Weird, but fun!  Here you go:

1.  Gummy bear pizza in butterscotch sauce, with a cream donut crust - This makes a marvelous dessert, kids would love it (and not a few adults).
2. Sliced broccoli and carrots on a cauliflower crust with béchamel sauce - Health-conscious folks will love it, indulge without guilt and feel a little gourmet at the same time, because of the béchamel.  Can be made vegan.
3. Citrusy pizza - Put sliced grapefruit and oranges on a very light toasty crust of cinnamon, butter, and sugar - think of it as a light "brunch" pizza, serve with mimosas.
4. Chocolate lover's pizza - A chocolate cake crust, with chunks of chocolate on top, swimming in chocolate sauce.  Everybody knows a chocoholic who would love this.
5. Cappuccino pizza - The crust is a base of biscotti, spread with Nutella and ready to dip in your big breakfast bowl of cappuccino. Consider this the "Continental" version of the chocolate lover's pizza.
6. Raw veggie lovers pizza - The crust is a bed of lettuce, add a salad dressing or vinaigrette of your choice, and pile on the vegetables.  Does this actually sound like a salad?  Maybe we're just re-marketing salad to sound more appealing to a new audience!
7.  Peanut butter and jelly pizza - A white-bread crust with layers of peanut butter and jelly, topped with sliced bananas.  The kids will go wild for this one!
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I need some ideas for very weird pizzas. Not anything with tomato sauce or the usual toppings.  Could you give me about 7 examples?  Just make sure that it's edible, and by that I mean it involves actual human food.  No dog food, mud, grass, etc... and no vomit-worthy combinations, please!  Vaunt the assets of each.</s>
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That sounds fun.  Weird, but fun!  Here you go:

1.  Gummy bear pizza in butterscotch sauce, with a cream donut crust - This makes a marvelous dessert, kids would love it (and not a few adults).
2. Sliced broccoli and carrots on a cauliflower crust with béchamel sauce - Health-conscious folks will love it, indulge without guilt and feel a little gourmet at the same time, because of the béchamel.  Can be made vegan.
3. Citrusy pizza - Put sliced grapefruit and oranges on a very light toasty crust of cinnamon, butter, and sugar - think of it as a light "brunch" pizza, serve with mimosas.
4. Chocolate lover's pizza - A chocolate cake crust, with chunks of chocolate on top, swimming in chocolate sauce.  Everybody knows a chocoholic who would love this.
5. Cappuccino pizza - The crust is a base of biscotti, spread with Nutella and ready to dip in your big breakfast bowl of cappuccino. Consider this the "Continental" version of the chocolate lover's pizza.
6. Raw veggie lovers pizza - The crust is a bed of lettuce, add a salad dressing or vinaigrette of your choice, and pile on the vegetables.  Does this actually sound like a salad?  Maybe we're just re-marketing salad to sound more appealing to a new audience!
7.  Peanut butter and jelly pizza - A white-bread crust with layers of peanut butter and jelly, topped with sliced bananas.  The kids will go wild for this one!</s>
