Create a TV advertisement script for tissues. It should feature at least 3 instances where people are crying about something absurd and the problem is compounded by a lack of tissues. Include a voiceover at the end with a quippy line or two encouraging the audience to buy tissues. 250-300 words are ideal.
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Create a TV advertisement script for tissues. It should feature at least 3 instances where people are crying about something absurd and the problem is compounded by a lack of tissues. Include a voiceover at the end with a quippy line or two encouraging the audience to buy tissues. 250-300 words are ideal.
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[The scene opens just behind the curtain where a woman is dabbing on the final touches of makeup in preparation for a show]
[Enter Aide]
Aide: Ma'am, I'm sorry. They only have regular donuts, not cream-filled donuts.
Actress: Nooo!
[The actress sobs uncontrollably, ruining her makeup]
Aide, frantic: Tissues! Tissues! Doesn't anyone have a tissue?
[The stage curtains open and music begins to play, revealing the actress still sobbing uncontrollably]

[Cut to a scene of two men sitting on a park bench eating hamburgers]
Man 1: These burgers are great. Where did you get them?
Man 2: From the little diner down the street.
[Suddenly, a bird swoops down and snatches the burger from Man 1]
Man 1: My burger!
Man 2: Thief!
[Man 1 begins to sob, and without thinking, Man 2 offers his shirt. Man 1 blows his nose on the shirt, leaving Man 2 with a look of disgust]

[Cut to a scene of two explorers climbing a mountain]
Person 1: We're getting close to the summit.
Person 2: Did you bring the trail mix to celebrate?
Person 1, surprised: Trail mix? What? I thought you had it.
Person 2: We have no trail mix?
[Person 2 begins sobbing and leans back on the rope that connects the two of them, leaving Person 1 to manage both of their weights. The camera pans back as Person 1 struggles to support Person 2, who is bawling uncontrollably, as the voiceover line plays]

Voiceover: There's a lot of sadness out there. Don't get caught without a tissue.
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Create a TV advertisement script for tissues. It should feature at least 3 instances where people are crying about something absurd and the problem is compounded by a lack of tissues. Include a voiceover at the end with a quippy line or two encouraging the audience to buy tissues. 250-300 words are ideal.</s>
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[The scene opens just behind the curtain where a woman is dabbing on the final touches of makeup in preparation for a show]
[Enter Aide]
Aide: Ma'am, I'm sorry. They only have regular donuts, not cream-filled donuts.
Actress: Nooo!
[The actress sobs uncontrollably, ruining her makeup]
Aide, frantic: Tissues! Tissues! Doesn't anyone have a tissue?
[The stage curtains open and music begins to play, revealing the actress still sobbing uncontrollably]

[Cut to a scene of two men sitting on a park bench eating hamburgers]
Man 1: These burgers are great. Where did you get them?
Man 2: From the little diner down the street.
[Suddenly, a bird swoops down and snatches the burger from Man 1]
Man 1: My burger!
Man 2: Thief!
[Man 1 begins to sob, and without thinking, Man 2 offers his shirt. Man 1 blows his nose on the shirt, leaving Man 2 with a look of disgust]

[Cut to a scene of two explorers climbing a mountain]
Person 1: We're getting close to the summit.
Person 2: Did you bring the trail mix to celebrate?
Person 1, surprised: Trail mix? What? I thought you had it.
Person 2: We have no trail mix?
[Person 2 begins sobbing and leans back on the rope that connects the two of them, leaving Person 1 to manage both of their weights. The camera pans back as Person 1 struggles to support Person 2, who is bawling uncontrollably, as the voiceover line plays]

Voiceover: There's a lot of sadness out there. Don't get caught without a tissue.</s>
