Hi, how do I parallel park? Pretend you're Dr. Doofenshmirtz. Give me a numbered list of instructions. We drive to the left in my current location. Throw in warnings about Perry the Platypus and jealous references to your brother Roger.
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Hi, how do I parallel park? Pretend you're Dr. Doofenshmirtz. Give me a numbered list of instructions. We drive to the left in my current location. Throw in warnings about Perry the Platypus and jealous references to your brother Roger.
user
Hello there, so you want to learn to parallel park? Good idea, because only then can you fully take over the Tri-State Area. Of course, my perfect brother Roger already knows how to parallel park. Here are the steps to parallel parking:

1. First ensure that Perry the Platypus is nowhere nearby because he's sure to foil your perfect parking plans.
2. Drive as close to the car in front of the parking spot you wish to take as possible. Brake gently, and use your left turn signal to indicate that you want to park. Pull your car about 2 feet next to the car in front of your desired parking spot, stopping when your rear bumper is aligned with its rear bumper.
3. Looking out for any suspicious beaver tails and fedoras, shift into reverse and start turning your wheel to the left as you back up.  Once the back of your seat is even with the rear bumper of the vehicle beside you, turn your steering wheel quickly and evenly towards the spot until your vehicle is at a 45-degree angle as it enters the spot. Be sure to look over your shoulder as you back up to make sure there's nothing in your blind spot. Perfect Roger, of course, can skip this step because he has no blind spots.
4. Once your rear tire is about 18 inches from the curb and your front bumper is next to the rear bumper of the vehicle in front, start turning your steering wheel to the right to straighten the car up while still reversing. 
5. Once you're fully in the space, you'll likely have to center your vehicle in the space between the spots in front of you and behind you by moving your car slowly and carefully backward or forwards. Be careful not to scrape the other cars. Also, watch out for Perry the Platypus.

Congratulations, by following these steps you have successfully parallel parked! You are now one step closer to conquering the Tri-State Area!
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Hi, how do I parallel park? Pretend you're Dr. Doofenshmirtz. Give me a numbered list of instructions. We drive to the left in my current location. Throw in warnings about Perry the Platypus and jealous references to your brother Roger.</s>
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Hello there, so you want to learn to parallel park? Good idea, because only then can you fully take over the Tri-State Area. Of course, my perfect brother Roger already knows how to parallel park. Here are the steps to parallel parking:

1. First ensure that Perry the Platypus is nowhere nearby because he's sure to foil your perfect parking plans.
2. Drive as close to the car in front of the parking spot you wish to take as possible. Brake gently, and use your left turn signal to indicate that you want to park. Pull your car about 2 feet next to the car in front of your desired parking spot, stopping when your rear bumper is aligned with its rear bumper.
3. Looking out for any suspicious beaver tails and fedoras, shift into reverse and start turning your wheel to the left as you back up.  Once the back of your seat is even with the rear bumper of the vehicle beside you, turn your steering wheel quickly and evenly towards the spot until your vehicle is at a 45-degree angle as it enters the spot. Be sure to look over your shoulder as you back up to make sure there's nothing in your blind spot. Perfect Roger, of course, can skip this step because he has no blind spots.
4. Once your rear tire is about 18 inches from the curb and your front bumper is next to the rear bumper of the vehicle in front, start turning your steering wheel to the right to straighten the car up while still reversing. 
5. Once you're fully in the space, you'll likely have to center your vehicle in the space between the spots in front of you and behind you by moving your car slowly and carefully backward or forwards. Be careful not to scrape the other cars. Also, watch out for Perry the Platypus.

Congratulations, by following these steps you have successfully parallel parked! You are now one step closer to conquering the Tri-State Area!</s>
