Write a stream-of-consciousness story about a woman who goes grocery shopping but keeps getting distracted. It should be one really long sentence of at least 300 words with comma splices and run-on sentences and it somehow involves an eclipse. Ellipses, dashes, and commas are ok to interrupt thoughts, but no question marks.
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Write a stream-of-consciousness story about a woman who goes grocery shopping but keeps getting distracted. It should be one really long sentence of at least 300 words with comma splices and run-on sentences and it somehow involves an eclipse. Ellipses, dashes, and commas are ok to interrupt thoughts, but no question marks.
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OK, so today I have to buy some toilet paper and kitchen cleaner but it can't cost more than $10 since I need the rest of my money to cover the rent even though my landlord didn't fix my broken sink despite me sending an email about it last week and the water leaked all over the kitchen tiles--no wonder I need a kitchen cleaner, though I forgot to buy some last week and that's why I'm going to the grocery store now--oh, I missed my turn, let me just do a u-turn after this red car passes...that's a nice car, I wonder what brand it is...oh, time to turn and here's the grocery store--did they put a new sign out front or is it just really sunny out, speaking of which, I read in the newspaper there's supposed to be an eclipse next week so it won't be sunny then and I wonder if I need to buy anything to prepare for that along with the...what did I need to buy again, something like toilet cleaner and paper towels, and I also need to buy some trash bags for my can since the last ones I bought were really cheap--speaking of which, there's my friend who never paid me back the $20 she owes me and if I can get that from her now then maybe I can spend a bit more money on my groceries and not have to skimp on everything, like always, even though I make enough money at my job, I just don't understand why I can't manage my money or get my bills paid on time even when I set like a million alarms on my phone and put alerts in my calendar, somehow I miss it and have to go visit my landlord for a stern talking-to but not this time, since I'm going to get my money back and buy whatever it was I needed and pay my rent first thing tomorrow...oh, wait, it was actually due yesterday.
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Write a stream-of-consciousness story about a woman who goes grocery shopping but keeps getting distracted. It should be one really long sentence of at least 300 words with comma splices and run-on sentences and it somehow involves an eclipse. Ellipses, dashes, and commas are ok to interrupt thoughts, but no question marks.</s>
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OK, so today I have to buy some toilet paper and kitchen cleaner but it can't cost more than $10 since I need the rest of my money to cover the rent even though my landlord didn't fix my broken sink despite me sending an email about it last week and the water leaked all over the kitchen tiles--no wonder I need a kitchen cleaner, though I forgot to buy some last week and that's why I'm going to the grocery store now--oh, I missed my turn, let me just do a u-turn after this red car passes...that's a nice car, I wonder what brand it is...oh, time to turn and here's the grocery store--did they put a new sign out front or is it just really sunny out, speaking of which, I read in the newspaper there's supposed to be an eclipse next week so it won't be sunny then and I wonder if I need to buy anything to prepare for that along with the...what did I need to buy again, something like toilet cleaner and paper towels, and I also need to buy some trash bags for my can since the last ones I bought were really cheap--speaking of which, there's my friend who never paid me back the $20 she owes me and if I can get that from her now then maybe I can spend a bit more money on my groceries and not have to skimp on everything, like always, even though I make enough money at my job, I just don't understand why I can't manage my money or get my bills paid on time even when I set like a million alarms on my phone and put alerts in my calendar, somehow I miss it and have to go visit my landlord for a stern talking-to but not this time, since I'm going to get my money back and buy whatever it was I needed and pay my rent first thing tomorrow...oh, wait, it was actually due yesterday.</s>
