Re-write Smash Mouth's "All Star" song (only up to the first chorus) to be about a sentient pile of laundry, wondering when it will finally be folded and asking for this to happen. Make the song from the perspective of the pile of laundry and dedicated to a man named Bob. The tone should be fun and playful. 

system
Re-write Smash Mouth's "All Star" song (only up to the first chorus) to be about a sentient pile of laundry, wondering when it will finally be folded and asking for this to happen. Make the song from the perspective of the pile of laundry and dedicated to a man named Bob. The tone should be fun and playful. 

user
Somebody once told me that Bob was gonna fold me 
I've been piled on the couch way too long 

He was looking like he might but then wasted the whole night 
Watching TV and humming theme songs 

Well the days start comin' and they don't stop comin' 
I'm piling up high to the sky - I'm stunnin' 

Didn't make sense to give up your fun 
Now I'm so huge that you'll never get done 

So much to do so much to see - so many clothes and you know that you can't cheat 
I'll never go if you don't fold 
Be careful cause I'll start to grow mold 

Hey now, you're an all-star 
You can do this 
FOLD ME

Hey now, you're an all-star 
You'll get through this 
I believe 

All that's wrinkled will fold 
I don't like to nag... or scold
assistant
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Re-write Smash Mouth's "All Star" song (only up to the first chorus) to be about a sentient pile of laundry, wondering when it will finally be folded and asking for this to happen. Make the song from the perspective of the pile of laundry and dedicated to a man named Bob. The tone should be fun and playful. 
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Somebody once told me that Bob was gonna fold me 
I've been piled on the couch way too long 

He was looking like he might but then wasted the whole night 
Watching TV and humming theme songs 

Well the days start comin' and they don't stop comin' 
I'm piling up high to the sky - I'm stunnin' 

Didn't make sense to give up your fun 
Now I'm so huge that you'll never get done 

So much to do so much to see - so many clothes and you know that you can't cheat 
I'll never go if you don't fold 
Be careful cause I'll start to grow mold 

Hey now, you're an all-star 
You can do this 
FOLD ME

Hey now, you're an all-star 
You'll get through this 
I believe 

All that's wrinkled will fold 
I don't like to nag... or scold</s>
