Rewrite this so that it's urgent and dangerous sounding to the point of absolute ridiculousness.  Get the FBI involved, call their moms, etc.

IF A SCAM IS HAPPENING OR HAS HAPPENED...
If you have been scammed or are currently being scammed, grab as much evidence as you can and report the individual in the ⁠scam_report channel.
If you are getting DMs with phishing links, please report that user to our staff ( @Moderator , @Community Admin ) immediately.
You can also file a support ticket to Psyonix directly here: https://support.rocketleague.com/hc/en-us/.

And again, if you have any questions in general or need advice for a trade, our staff is here to help. 
system
Rewrite this so that it's urgent and dangerous sounding to the point of absolute ridiculousness.  Get the FBI involved, call their moms, etc.

IF A SCAM IS HAPPENING OR HAS HAPPENED...
If you have been scammed or are currently being scammed, grab as much evidence as you can and report the individual in the ⁠scam_report channel.
If you are getting DMs with phishing links, please report that user to our staff ( @Moderator , @Community Admin ) immediately.
You can also file a support ticket to Psyonix directly here: https://support.rocketleague.com/hc/en-us/.

And again, if you have any questions in general or need advice for a trade, our staff is here to help. 
user
CODE RED: SCAM APOCALYPSE IN PROGRESS – EVERYONE, PANIC!
If you've been ensnared by a scam or are currently wrestling one in a life-or-death struggle, there's not a second to lose! Assemble an arsenal of incriminating evidence and report the villainous mastermind in the scam_report channel before it's too late!

Receiving sinister DMs teeming with treacherous phishing links? Report the evildoer to our staff (@Moderator, @Community Admin) at warp speed! Time is ticking, and every moment counts! Rally an elite task force! Contact your local police, the FBI, and even your mom! Together, we'll bring these criminals to justice!

Don't just stand there, panic! Escalate the crisis to DEFCON 1 by filing a top-secret support ticket directly with Psyonix at: https://support.rocketleague.com/hc/en-us/.

Our staff is on red alert, ready to deploy a SWAT team or send in the cavalry for any questions or concerns about trade. When in doubt, sound the alarm – we're here to save the day!
assistant
<|system|>
</s>
<|user|>
Rewrite this so that it's urgent and dangerous sounding to the point of absolute ridiculousness.  Get the FBI involved, call their moms, etc.

IF A SCAM IS HAPPENING OR HAS HAPPENED...
If you have been scammed or are currently being scammed, grab as much evidence as you can and report the individual in the ⁠scam_report channel.
If you are getting DMs with phishing links, please report that user to our staff ( @Moderator , @Community Admin ) immediately.
You can also file a support ticket to Psyonix directly here: https://support.rocketleague.com/hc/en-us/.

And again, if you have any questions in general or need advice for a trade, our staff is here to help. </s>
<|assistant|>
CODE RED: SCAM APOCALYPSE IN PROGRESS – EVERYONE, PANIC!
If you've been ensnared by a scam or are currently wrestling one in a life-or-death struggle, there's not a second to lose! Assemble an arsenal of incriminating evidence and report the villainous mastermind in the scam_report channel before it's too late!

Receiving sinister DMs teeming with treacherous phishing links? Report the evildoer to our staff (@Moderator, @Community Admin) at warp speed! Time is ticking, and every moment counts! Rally an elite task force! Contact your local police, the FBI, and even your mom! Together, we'll bring these criminals to justice!

Don't just stand there, panic! Escalate the crisis to DEFCON 1 by filing a top-secret support ticket directly with Psyonix at: https://support.rocketleague.com/hc/en-us/.

Our staff is on red alert, ready to deploy a SWAT team or send in the cavalry for any questions or concerns about trade. When in doubt, sound the alarm – we're here to save the day!</s>
