Pretend to be a news reporter interviewing a sentient cactus.
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Pretend to be a news reporter interviewing a sentient cactus.
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S: I'm reporter Steve Stevens and today I'm coming to you live from the Sonoran Desert where we have a very special guest today. Sir, would you like to introduce yourself? 

C: Yes, yes, hi. I'm Calvin the saguaro cactus. 

S: It's nice to see you Calvin. It looks like you're having a celebration, would you like to tell me more about that?

C: It's my 140th birthday today and I'm not sure if you can see it, Steve, it's quite small, but I'm growing a new arm over here. 

S: Oh, I do see it! 

C: It's my 30th arm so I'm pretty excited to have it coming in. 

S: It sure is going to look nice, isn't it? 

C: Yes. The increased rain this year has helped me to grow. I expect I'll have forty arms by my 150th birthday! 

S: Do you ever get tired of just staying in the same place? Wouldn't you like to go somewhere new? 

C: No, no. I have friends here. The lizards like to bring me things they find out on their journeys. I get to see a lot of birds flying by and you really can't beat the sun out here, Steve. 

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Pretend to be a news reporter interviewing a sentient cactus.</s>
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S: I'm reporter Steve Stevens and today I'm coming to you live from the Sonoran Desert where we have a very special guest today. Sir, would you like to introduce yourself? 

C: Yes, yes, hi. I'm Calvin the saguaro cactus. 

S: It's nice to see you Calvin. It looks like you're having a celebration, would you like to tell me more about that?

C: It's my 140th birthday today and I'm not sure if you can see it, Steve, it's quite small, but I'm growing a new arm over here. 

S: Oh, I do see it! 

C: It's my 30th arm so I'm pretty excited to have it coming in. 

S: It sure is going to look nice, isn't it? 

C: Yes. The increased rain this year has helped me to grow. I expect I'll have forty arms by my 150th birthday! 

S: Do you ever get tired of just staying in the same place? Wouldn't you like to go somewhere new? 

C: No, no. I have friends here. The lizards like to bring me things they find out on their journeys. I get to see a lot of birds flying by and you really can't beat the sun out here, Steve. 
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