Write a funny dialogue-driven story where one person in a work environment is giving bad news to a client over the phone. The client should be unfocused, talking only about their new phone.
system
Write a funny dialogue-driven story where one person in a work environment is giving bad news to a client over the phone. The client should be unfocused, talking only about their new phone.
user
Brianna dialed the number from her list. A few rings later, she was speaking with Mr. Jim Carlson, a client of her insurance agency.
"Good morning, Mr. Carlson. How are you doing today?"
"I'm doing wonderful! I just got a new phone."
I'm glad to hear that. Look, I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but your policy has lapsed due to nonpayment. To reinstate your policy—"
"Oh, I do think the speaker quality is better!"
"I'm sorry?"
"The speaker on my phone. It's great. What do you think of it?"
"Sir, I can't hear myself through your speaker." Brianna heard an audible slap as Mr. Carlson facepalmed.
"Of course you can't! Well, what about my audio? Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now?" Mr. Carlson kept repeating, "Can you hear me now?" progressively moving farther and farther away from the phone.
"Mr. Carlson?" Brianna tapped her fingers on the desk impatiently.
"Can I FaceTime you?" he said excitedly. "I want to try out these new filters."
"No, Mr. Carlson. I'm on a desk phone. Look, I'm just passing along the news. Please head online and provide payment on your coverage for reinstatement."
"Wow, what does this button do?" Mr. Carlson jabbed at an app on his phone, one that apparently ended the call. Brianna sighed and went back to her list.
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<|user|>
Write a funny dialogue-driven story where one person in a work environment is giving bad news to a client over the phone. The client should be unfocused, talking only about their new phone.</s>
<|assistant|>
Brianna dialed the number from her list. A few rings later, she was speaking with Mr. Jim Carlson, a client of her insurance agency.
"Good morning, Mr. Carlson. How are you doing today?"
"I'm doing wonderful! I just got a new phone."
I'm glad to hear that. Look, I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but your policy has lapsed due to nonpayment. To reinstate your policy—"
"Oh, I do think the speaker quality is better!"
"I'm sorry?"
"The speaker on my phone. It's great. What do you think of it?"
"Sir, I can't hear myself through your speaker." Brianna heard an audible slap as Mr. Carlson facepalmed.
"Of course you can't! Well, what about my audio? Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now?" Mr. Carlson kept repeating, "Can you hear me now?" progressively moving farther and farther away from the phone.
"Mr. Carlson?" Brianna tapped her fingers on the desk impatiently.
"Can I FaceTime you?" he said excitedly. "I want to try out these new filters."
"No, Mr. Carlson. I'm on a desk phone. Look, I'm just passing along the news. Please head online and provide payment on your coverage for reinstatement."
"Wow, what does this button do?" Mr. Carlson jabbed at an app on his phone, one that apparently ended the call. Brianna sighed and went back to her list.</s>
