Make up an SNL-style skit about cable TV being obsolete.
system
Make up an SNL-style skit about cable TV being obsolete.
user
Scene opens on a TV set with actors, in typical American clothes.

NARRATOR
Tired of watching the same five-thousand shows on Netflix and Apple TV? Looking to pay way more for way less? Check out what's happening only on cable TV, on the POO network. 
*beat* 
We've got exclusive, must-see shows you WON'T find anywhere else. Like Mimi and Frunkle, the reality show about America's CRAZIEST family.

FRUNKLE
*texting* 
Mimi, I want Italian for dinner tonight.

MIMI
*painting nails* 
*without looking up* 
yeahhh...

FRUNKLE 
So, should we go?

MIMI
*still not looking up* 
yeahhh....

NARRATOR 
Plus, we've got action-packed game shows. Like Egg Dash, the exciting game where 12 contestants dash to catch an egg!

*scene changes to a game show, with three contestants and a host. An egg is sitting on a table in front of the contestants.*

GAME SHOW HOST
On your mark, get set... EGG!

CONTESTANT 1
*Immediately grabs the egg, while other contestants stand idly.* 
I got the egg.

GAME SHOW HOST
Congr-EGG-ulations! You've won the $10,000 cash prize, which you'll have to pay about $9,000 of taxes on! 
*Lackluster confetti falls from the ceiling.*

NARRATOR
And, coming this fall, the POO network is the ONLY place to catch this years HOTTEST drama: California Washington Hope Faith Hospital!

*scene changes to a hospital, with two actors portraying doctors.*

DOCTOR 1
I love you. But I love medicine. 

DOCTOR 2
Yeah, we're doctors. 

DOCTOR 1
But I'm broken... my past...

DOCTOR 2
It looks like your arm is broken, actually. 

DOCTOR 1
*faints*

DOCTOR 2
He's crashing, get the cart!! 
*nurses and doctors flood in.* 
*Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol starts playing*

NARRATOR
Catch all these and TWO more shows, plus reruns of shows you've never wanted to see, all on the POO network. Cable packages start at $200 a month. 
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<|user|>
Make up an SNL-style skit about cable TV being obsolete.</s>
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Scene opens on a TV set with actors, in typical American clothes.

NARRATOR
Tired of watching the same five-thousand shows on Netflix and Apple TV? Looking to pay way more for way less? Check out what's happening only on cable TV, on the POO network. 
*beat* 
We've got exclusive, must-see shows you WON'T find anywhere else. Like Mimi and Frunkle, the reality show about America's CRAZIEST family.

FRUNKLE
*texting* 
Mimi, I want Italian for dinner tonight.

MIMI
*painting nails* 
*without looking up* 
yeahhh...

FRUNKLE 
So, should we go?

MIMI
*still not looking up* 
yeahhh....

NARRATOR 
Plus, we've got action-packed game shows. Like Egg Dash, the exciting game where 12 contestants dash to catch an egg!

*scene changes to a game show, with three contestants and a host. An egg is sitting on a table in front of the contestants.*

GAME SHOW HOST
On your mark, get set... EGG!

CONTESTANT 1
*Immediately grabs the egg, while other contestants stand idly.* 
I got the egg.

GAME SHOW HOST
Congr-EGG-ulations! You've won the $10,000 cash prize, which you'll have to pay about $9,000 of taxes on! 
*Lackluster confetti falls from the ceiling.*

NARRATOR
And, coming this fall, the POO network is the ONLY place to catch this years HOTTEST drama: California Washington Hope Faith Hospital!

*scene changes to a hospital, with two actors portraying doctors.*

DOCTOR 1
I love you. But I love medicine. 

DOCTOR 2
Yeah, we're doctors. 

DOCTOR 1
But I'm broken... my past...

DOCTOR 2
It looks like your arm is broken, actually. 

DOCTOR 1
*faints*

DOCTOR 2
He's crashing, get the cart!! 
*nurses and doctors flood in.* 
*Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol starts playing*

NARRATOR
Catch all these and TWO more shows, plus reruns of shows you've never wanted to see, all on the POO network. Cable packages start at $200 a month. </s>
