Create a dramatic Reddit post in the style of a reddit.com/r/relationships thread about a couple arguing over a ham sandwich. I'm giving you total creative freedom!
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Create a dramatic Reddit post in the style of a reddit.com/r/relationships thread about a couple arguing over a ham sandwich. I'm giving you total creative freedom!
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My (32m) girlfriend (33f) and I have been having relationship issues, and it all started the other day over a ham sandwich, of all things! A few days ago, I made a delectable ham sandwich for my girlfriend to have for lunch. I thought that it was the perfect sandwich. I included many ingredients I love including; garlic mayo, some Italian seasoning, a dash of mustard, and my favorite ingredient to include- pickles. I thought she would be ecstatic, but instead, she became furious with me! She told me, and I quote, "I have told you before that I don't like pickles! Why did you include them on this sandwich? Now I can't eat it, and my lunch is ruined!" I looked at her and told her "You've never told me you don't like pickles! This is truly the perfect sandwich; I'll just eat it then." She grew more frustrated with me and said that I "must have made the sandwich with pickles knowing that she doesn't like them" so I could just eat it. The audacity! We haven't spoken since. Reddit, what should I do?

tl;dr - My girlfriend and I have been having relationship issues ever since I made her a ham sandwich that included pickles.
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Create a dramatic Reddit post in the style of a reddit.com/r/relationships thread about a couple arguing over a ham sandwich. I'm giving you total creative freedom!</s>
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My (32m) girlfriend (33f) and I have been having relationship issues, and it all started the other day over a ham sandwich, of all things! A few days ago, I made a delectable ham sandwich for my girlfriend to have for lunch. I thought that it was the perfect sandwich. I included many ingredients I love including; garlic mayo, some Italian seasoning, a dash of mustard, and my favorite ingredient to include- pickles. I thought she would be ecstatic, but instead, she became furious with me! She told me, and I quote, "I have told you before that I don't like pickles! Why did you include them on this sandwich? Now I can't eat it, and my lunch is ruined!" I looked at her and told her "You've never told me you don't like pickles! This is truly the perfect sandwich; I'll just eat it then." She grew more frustrated with me and said that I "must have made the sandwich with pickles knowing that she doesn't like them" so I could just eat it. The audacity! We haven't spoken since. Reddit, what should I do?

tl;dr - My girlfriend and I have been having relationship issues ever since I made her a ham sandwich that included pickles.</s>
