Write a letter of complaint from Jerry the Tooth Fairy to his direct supervisor, Larry the Wisdom Tooth Fairy, expressing 5 bullet points of job dissatisfaction. 
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Write a letter of complaint from Jerry the Tooth Fairy to his direct supervisor, Larry the Wisdom Tooth Fairy, expressing 5 bullet points of job dissatisfaction. 
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Dear Larry the Wisdom Tooth Fairy,

There are some things I want to discuss with you, and I'm writing this letter to make a formal complaint. I'd like to begin by reminding you that the world population has now topped 8 billion, and that means more kids and more teeth are being lost on a daily basis. Following is a list of issues I have been encountering recently:

* Barry the Tooth Fairy is not carrying his share of the load. We are both assigned to the New England area of the United States and while I'm out collecting teeth and checking off the list, Barry is lurking in alleyways waiting to snag lost teeth from bar fights that may or may not happen.

* Because of Barry's behavior, you'll see a decline in the quality of teeth we submit on a daily basis. Whereas the majority of teeth I collect are from young, fresh mouths, his collections tend to be yellowed from cigarette smoke and even have cavities and crowns.

* New England winters are brutal, and our current Tooth Fairy uniform is simply not warm enough. We need something ergonomically friendly that won't reduce wing speed (especially since we have to cover extra households now).

* Kids these days don't appreciate coins, so I'd like to request that we be permitted to carry only lighter-weight paper money now. Electronic transactions would be a modern, vast improvement.

* Additional training on how to deal with pets (especially cats) that sleep in the beds of children would be most useful. I've had one too many close encounters and I feel that my pay grade isn't high enough to justify this level of danger.

On a happier note, I'd like to request a transfer for my fiance, Mary the Merry Tooth Fairy, to my region as soon as possible. I'm sure you, in all your wisdom, Larry, can understand that it would be better for us to build a life together here in the New England region rather than in her current assignment of the Yukon territory.

Thank you for your consideration!

Sincerely,
Jerry the Tooth Fairy
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Write a letter of complaint from Jerry the Tooth Fairy to his direct supervisor, Larry the Wisdom Tooth Fairy, expressing 5 bullet points of job dissatisfaction. </s>
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Dear Larry the Wisdom Tooth Fairy,

There are some things I want to discuss with you, and I'm writing this letter to make a formal complaint. I'd like to begin by reminding you that the world population has now topped 8 billion, and that means more kids and more teeth are being lost on a daily basis. Following is a list of issues I have been encountering recently:

* Barry the Tooth Fairy is not carrying his share of the load. We are both assigned to the New England area of the United States and while I'm out collecting teeth and checking off the list, Barry is lurking in alleyways waiting to snag lost teeth from bar fights that may or may not happen.

* Because of Barry's behavior, you'll see a decline in the quality of teeth we submit on a daily basis. Whereas the majority of teeth I collect are from young, fresh mouths, his collections tend to be yellowed from cigarette smoke and even have cavities and crowns.

* New England winters are brutal, and our current Tooth Fairy uniform is simply not warm enough. We need something ergonomically friendly that won't reduce wing speed (especially since we have to cover extra households now).

* Kids these days don't appreciate coins, so I'd like to request that we be permitted to carry only lighter-weight paper money now. Electronic transactions would be a modern, vast improvement.

* Additional training on how to deal with pets (especially cats) that sleep in the beds of children would be most useful. I've had one too many close encounters and I feel that my pay grade isn't high enough to justify this level of danger.

On a happier note, I'd like to request a transfer for my fiance, Mary the Merry Tooth Fairy, to my region as soon as possible. I'm sure you, in all your wisdom, Larry, can understand that it would be better for us to build a life together here in the New England region rather than in her current assignment of the Yukon territory.

Thank you for your consideration!

Sincerely,
Jerry the Tooth Fairy</s>
