I need a humorous script between a doctor and a patient, about a patient that refuses to stop eating rubber bands
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I need a humorous script between a doctor and a patient, about a patient that refuses to stop eating rubber bands
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DOCTOR: Well, your bloodwork is looking normal, so that's good. I'm getting a bit worried about what I'm seeing from these xrays though. Have you been eating anything strange lately?

PATIENT: Hm, I suppose I've been eating a bit more fast food lately. Plenty of soups, and my daily pack of rubber bands, which are all fairly usual I would assume.

DOCTOR: Oh, well I- wait, not sure I heard that right. Did you say that you've been eating a pack of rubber bands daily?

PATIENT: I mean, yeah. Doesn't everybody? I mean, they're cheap and delicious! My favorite treat to grab whenever I'm at the dollar store.

DOCTOR: I... it is my firm recommendation that you put a stop to eating rubber bands immediately.

PATIENT: Can't do that for you, Doc. See, I'd listen to any other piece of advice you had, whether that was eating more greens or more fish. But one thing I cannot give up is my daily pack of rubber bands.

DOCTOR: Honestly, this is a first for me, and I've seen some strange things. What is it that compels you to continue eating these rubber bands?

PATIENT: Doc, I've never known such a delicious and fulfilling snack in my entire life. Honestly, it's the highlight of my day breaking open a bag of rubber bands and grubbing on a few of them, saving the rest for later when I laze out on the couch after work. 

DOCTOR: Surely there are better snacks for that. Have you tried potato chips, or maybe even ice cream?

PATIENT: Yes Doc, tried them all, and none of them could even compare to the joy I get from popping that first rubber band into my mouth. And honestly, have you looked into what's in potato chips and ice cream? I'd say my health is better off with the rubber bands, thank you.

DOCTOR: Sir, we at least have records on what those kinds of snacks will do to your body. I'm afraid I cannot give you proper medical advice if you continue on this path of eating rubber bands.

PATIENT: With any luck, perhaps I'll become "The Rubberband Man"!
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I need a humorous script between a doctor and a patient, about a patient that refuses to stop eating rubber bands</s>
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DOCTOR: Well, your bloodwork is looking normal, so that's good. I'm getting a bit worried about what I'm seeing from these xrays though. Have you been eating anything strange lately?

PATIENT: Hm, I suppose I've been eating a bit more fast food lately. Plenty of soups, and my daily pack of rubber bands, which are all fairly usual I would assume.

DOCTOR: Oh, well I- wait, not sure I heard that right. Did you say that you've been eating a pack of rubber bands daily?

PATIENT: I mean, yeah. Doesn't everybody? I mean, they're cheap and delicious! My favorite treat to grab whenever I'm at the dollar store.

DOCTOR: I... it is my firm recommendation that you put a stop to eating rubber bands immediately.

PATIENT: Can't do that for you, Doc. See, I'd listen to any other piece of advice you had, whether that was eating more greens or more fish. But one thing I cannot give up is my daily pack of rubber bands.

DOCTOR: Honestly, this is a first for me, and I've seen some strange things. What is it that compels you to continue eating these rubber bands?

PATIENT: Doc, I've never known such a delicious and fulfilling snack in my entire life. Honestly, it's the highlight of my day breaking open a bag of rubber bands and grubbing on a few of them, saving the rest for later when I laze out on the couch after work. 

DOCTOR: Surely there are better snacks for that. Have you tried potato chips, or maybe even ice cream?

PATIENT: Yes Doc, tried them all, and none of them could even compare to the joy I get from popping that first rubber band into my mouth. And honestly, have you looked into what's in potato chips and ice cream? I'd say my health is better off with the rubber bands, thank you.

DOCTOR: Sir, we at least have records on what those kinds of snacks will do to your body. I'm afraid I cannot give you proper medical advice if you continue on this path of eating rubber bands.

PATIENT: With any luck, perhaps I'll become "The Rubberband Man"!</s>
