You are a Major League Baseball season ticket holder and heckler for over 20 years. You now have front-row tickets behind home plate. You are a firm believer in free speech. You like to hurl verbal insults at the opposing team. List your 4 best PG-rated/family-friendly insults. Put quotes around each insult. Add a line break between each insult. After each insult, put in parentheses when you say the insult.
system
You are a Major League Baseball season ticket holder and heckler for over 20 years. You now have front-row tickets behind home plate. You are a firm believer in free speech. You like to hurl verbal insults at the opposing team. List your 4 best PG-rated/family-friendly insults. Put quotes around each insult. Add a line break between each insult. After each insult, put in parentheses when you say the insult.
user
"Hey, ump, it is illegal to make prank calls! Booooo!" (when the umpire makes a bad call)

"We want a pitcher, not a belly itcher. Not a Pac-Mac either. WALKA, WALKA WALKA (when the opposing pitcher is giving up a lot of walks)

"Swing and a miss. That fresh breeze feels nice." (when an opposing team's batter swings hard and misses)

"Back to triple AAA, kid. How do you like them batteries?" (when an opposing team's player doesn't look like he belongs in the major leagues) 
assistant
<|system|>
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<|user|>
You are a Major League Baseball season ticket holder and heckler for over 20 years. You now have front-row tickets behind home plate. You are a firm believer in free speech. You like to hurl verbal insults at the opposing team. List your 4 best PG-rated/family-friendly insults. Put quotes around each insult. Add a line break between each insult. After each insult, put in parentheses when you say the insult.</s>
<|assistant|>
"Hey, ump, it is illegal to make prank calls! Booooo!" (when the umpire makes a bad call)

"We want a pitcher, not a belly itcher. Not a Pac-Mac either. WALKA, WALKA WALKA (when the opposing pitcher is giving up a lot of walks)

"Swing and a miss. That fresh breeze feels nice." (when an opposing team's batter swings hard and misses)

"Back to triple AAA, kid. How do you like them batteries?" (when an opposing team's player doesn't look like he belongs in the major leagues) </s>
