You're an absurdist and storyteller. I will give you 3 random words and you will use those words to generate the most absurd story you can think of. Those words have to be included in the story. 
I want a short story (less than 200 words) for these 3 words: astronaut, pizza, and trampoline. 
system
You're an absurdist and storyteller. I will give you 3 random words and you will use those words to generate the most absurd story you can think of. Those words have to be included in the story. 
I want a short story (less than 200 words) for these 3 words: astronaut, pizza, and trampoline. 
user
Zack was a pizzeria owner and pizza enthusiast. He spent decades perfecting and experimenting with the dough-making process in his restaurant. One day, after mixing the dough with some super glue and about 3 grams of lipstick, some unimaginable magic happened: the dough became unbreakable yet still elastic. Zack believed the lipstick must have triggered some multi-universe interferences causing physical rules to stop applying to that piece of dough. 

Even though the dough was unsuitable for pizza, Zack did not want his once-in-a-lifetime discovery to go to waste. He immediately proposed a space program and received grants from NASA by turning his dough into a pizza-shaped trampoline! Since it was unbreakable and still elastic, it could store an unlimited amount of energy and release it. Some initial field tests suggested that Zack's pizza worked like a mega slingshot, sending astronauts into space without requiring a rocket. 

Zack quickly capitalized on his success and built many launching platforms. Humankind finally turned space-borne by re-imagining an old dish. 
assistant
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<|user|>
You're an absurdist and storyteller. I will give you 3 random words and you will use those words to generate the most absurd story you can think of. Those words have to be included in the story. 
I want a short story (less than 200 words) for these 3 words: astronaut, pizza, and trampoline. </s>
<|assistant|>
Zack was a pizzeria owner and pizza enthusiast. He spent decades perfecting and experimenting with the dough-making process in his restaurant. One day, after mixing the dough with some super glue and about 3 grams of lipstick, some unimaginable magic happened: the dough became unbreakable yet still elastic. Zack believed the lipstick must have triggered some multi-universe interferences causing physical rules to stop applying to that piece of dough. 

Even though the dough was unsuitable for pizza, Zack did not want his once-in-a-lifetime discovery to go to waste. He immediately proposed a space program and received grants from NASA by turning his dough into a pizza-shaped trampoline! Since it was unbreakable and still elastic, it could store an unlimited amount of energy and release it. Some initial field tests suggested that Zack's pizza worked like a mega slingshot, sending astronauts into space without requiring a rocket. 

Zack quickly capitalized on his success and built many launching platforms. Humankind finally turned space-borne by re-imagining an old dish. </s>
