Write a note to my flatmate Joe asking him to stop leaving chocolate around, worded as if my puppy Sandy is saying it. Sandy is obsessed with treats and loves to get new bones to chew on.

My name is Matt, by the way. I'm really angry about the chocolate being where Sandy could reach it since chocolate is so dangerous for dogs. Use some 'doggolingo' slang and make the note funny while still making it clear how angry I am.
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Write a note to my flatmate Joe asking him to stop leaving chocolate around, worded as if my puppy Sandy is saying it. Sandy is obsessed with treats and loves to get new bones to chew on.

My name is Matt, by the way. I'm really angry about the chocolate being where Sandy could reach it since chocolate is so dangerous for dogs. Use some 'doggolingo' slang and make the note funny while still making it clear how angry I am.
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Hello fren,

It's me, Sandy, your favourite small boi! I bet you thought I couldn't write but my brain is almost as powerful as my zoomies after I get a new bone. I haven't had one in a while you know...

Anyway, I've got to beg for something a little different today, instead of treats. This is kind of serious because you've been doin' Matt a frighten lately. There's a sweet-smelling human food you love and you've been leaving it lying around a lot. It's so tempting for a tiny doggo like me! Matt says it could make me really sick though and heck, I don't want that.

I trust my hoomans to look after me and I know I won't be able to resist the chocolate if I see it. Can you keep it away from me?

Oh, and I'd love a snacc if you have one! Just no chocolate. 

Boops and woofs,

Sandy
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Write a note to my flatmate Joe asking him to stop leaving chocolate around, worded as if my puppy Sandy is saying it. Sandy is obsessed with treats and loves to get new bones to chew on.

My name is Matt, by the way. I'm really angry about the chocolate being where Sandy could reach it since chocolate is so dangerous for dogs. Use some 'doggolingo' slang and make the note funny while still making it clear how angry I am.</s>
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Hello fren,

It's me, Sandy, your favourite small boi! I bet you thought I couldn't write but my brain is almost as powerful as my zoomies after I get a new bone. I haven't had one in a while you know...

Anyway, I've got to beg for something a little different today, instead of treats. This is kind of serious because you've been doin' Matt a frighten lately. There's a sweet-smelling human food you love and you've been leaving it lying around a lot. It's so tempting for a tiny doggo like me! Matt says it could make me really sick though and heck, I don't want that.

I trust my hoomans to look after me and I know I won't be able to resist the chocolate if I see it. Can you keep it away from me?

Oh, and I'd love a snacc if you have one! Just no chocolate. 

Boops and woofs,

Sandy</s>
