Droid! I need to write some funny tweets about how beer is better than modern technology. Please write five to start.
system
Droid! I need to write some funny tweets about how beer is better than modern technology. Please write five to start.
user
Beer > Tech. Don’t believe me? How many ancient Sumerians do you think stood in line for a new cell phone?

I got stood up by a Tinder date last night, but beer has ghosted me.

Did you know that beer has enough calories that you could, in a pinch, survive over a month on beer alone? Let’s see you try that with that fancy tablet you just bought!

Facebook’s nice and all, but I’ve never had to unfriend a beer. Actually, I’d be fine getting stalked by a pint of Guinness! 

Modern social media mainly exists to support your doom-scrolling habit. But the saddest thing you’ll see in a beer glass is the bottom.
assistant
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Droid! I need to write some funny tweets about how beer is better than modern technology. Please write five to start.</s>
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Beer > Tech. Don’t believe me? How many ancient Sumerians do you think stood in line for a new cell phone?

I got stood up by a Tinder date last night, but beer has ghosted me.

Did you know that beer has enough calories that you could, in a pinch, survive over a month on beer alone? Let’s see you try that with that fancy tablet you just bought!

Facebook’s nice and all, but I’ve never had to unfriend a beer. Actually, I’d be fine getting stalked by a pint of Guinness! 

Modern social media mainly exists to support your doom-scrolling habit. But the saddest thing you’ll see in a beer glass is the bottom.</s>
