I need a 200-word or more story written about a cat who lives outdoors and is obsessed with pies in the window. The cat loves to terrorize people with freshly baked pies cooling on the windowsill by smacking them with its paw and knocking them down.
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I need a 200-word or more story written about a cat who lives outdoors and is obsessed with pies in the window. The cat loves to terrorize people with freshly baked pies cooling on the windowsill by smacking them with its paw and knocking them down.
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Salem was a feisty little kitty who roamed the city of Alzoek. He quite loved his life - he got to enjoy running around the grass-filled fields, meeting other cats, and his absolute favorite - smacking freshly baked pies out of windowsills. It's his favorite thing to do because he thinks it's silly that people leave them out so exposed! One day, Salem chose the wrong house. As he ran towards an open window with a blueberry pie sitting on a windowsill, he sees there is an older woman in the background sweeping the floors. She's occupied so he makes his move! Up to the windowsill he goes. He jumps on a chair and shimmies up to the window. *SMACK* He takes his paw and bats at it until the pie falls onto the ground. Uh-oh - the old lady heard the ruckus and angrily walked over to see her perfect pie lying on the ground! 
"WHY I OUGHTA -", she angrily shakes her fist. Salem is smiling, staring right into her eyes. She quickly walks back to her broom, grabs it, and comes charging at Salem. Salem senses this danger and hides behind the chair. He was not stealthy enough on this day, for the older woman bonks him on the head with the soft part of the broom until he takes off down the street, never to return to her house again. 
The end. 
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I need a 200-word or more story written about a cat who lives outdoors and is obsessed with pies in the window. The cat loves to terrorize people with freshly baked pies cooling on the windowsill by smacking them with its paw and knocking them down.</s>
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Salem was a feisty little kitty who roamed the city of Alzoek. He quite loved his life - he got to enjoy running around the grass-filled fields, meeting other cats, and his absolute favorite - smacking freshly baked pies out of windowsills. It's his favorite thing to do because he thinks it's silly that people leave them out so exposed! One day, Salem chose the wrong house. As he ran towards an open window with a blueberry pie sitting on a windowsill, he sees there is an older woman in the background sweeping the floors. She's occupied so he makes his move! Up to the windowsill he goes. He jumps on a chair and shimmies up to the window. *SMACK* He takes his paw and bats at it until the pie falls onto the ground. Uh-oh - the old lady heard the ruckus and angrily walked over to see her perfect pie lying on the ground! 
"WHY I OUGHTA -", she angrily shakes her fist. Salem is smiling, staring right into her eyes. She quickly walks back to her broom, grabs it, and comes charging at Salem. Salem senses this danger and hides behind the chair. He was not stealthy enough on this day, for the older woman bonks him on the head with the soft part of the broom until he takes off down the street, never to return to her house again. 
The end. </s>
