Write 10 headlines for news stories that tell readers what the story is about without reading the complete article. Each headline should be different and under 20 words. Nonsense and humor are encouraged! No intro is necessary.
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Write 10 headlines for news stories that tell readers what the story is about without reading the complete article. Each headline should be different and under 20 words. Nonsense and humor are encouraged! No intro is necessary.
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1. Aliens re-land in Roswell, look around, shake their heads, and leave again.

2. Hansel and Gretel find a candy house, declare it unhealthy, and request broccoli instead. 

3. Fleas form band, cover House of Pain’s 90’s hit “Jump Around.” 

4. Blind magician thinks his lack of sight is invisibility, then discovers everyone can see him. 

5. Star kernels begin to fall to Earth; humanity discovers the heavens are made of popcorn. 

6. Bigfoot makes his first public press appearance and speaks with a sophisticated English accent and refined vernacular. 

7. Leprechauns hire lawyers! Demand gold from humans for centuries of kidnapping and emotional trauma! 

8. Elvis Presley reappears, and claims to have run out of bananas, bacon, and peanut butter.  

9. Venus fly trap gets drunk on fermented fruit flies and begins speaking with slurred words. 

10. Gods descend from Mt. Olympus on a rare vacation and complain about airline and travel prices. 

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Write 10 headlines for news stories that tell readers what the story is about without reading the complete article. Each headline should be different and under 20 words. Nonsense and humor are encouraged! No intro is necessary.</s>
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1. Aliens re-land in Roswell, look around, shake their heads, and leave again.

2. Hansel and Gretel find a candy house, declare it unhealthy, and request broccoli instead. 

3. Fleas form band, cover House of Pain’s 90’s hit “Jump Around.” 

4. Blind magician thinks his lack of sight is invisibility, then discovers everyone can see him. 

5. Star kernels begin to fall to Earth; humanity discovers the heavens are made of popcorn. 

6. Bigfoot makes his first public press appearance and speaks with a sophisticated English accent and refined vernacular. 

7. Leprechauns hire lawyers! Demand gold from humans for centuries of kidnapping and emotional trauma! 

8. Elvis Presley reappears, and claims to have run out of bananas, bacon, and peanut butter.  

9. Venus fly trap gets drunk on fermented fruit flies and begins speaking with slurred words. 

10. Gods descend from Mt. Olympus on a rare vacation and complain about airline and travel prices. 
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