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Police in Venice are investigating the source of a phosphorescent green liquid patch that appeared on Sunday (Monday NZT) in the city’s famed Grand Canal.

The governor of the Veneto region, Luca Zaia, posted a photo of the green liquid that spread through the water near the arched Rialto Bridge. The patch was reported by residents.

Images on social media show a bright patch of green in the canal along an embankment lined with restaurants.

Zaia said that officials had requested that the police investigate to determine who was responsible. Environmental authorities were also testing the water.

Theories include a possible stunt to coincide with the Volgalonga regatta taking place this weekend, reports the BBC.

In 1968 artist Nicolás García Uriburu dyed the waters in the canal to help raise environmental issues.
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Police in Venice are investigating the source of a phosphorescent green liquid patch that appeared on Sunday (Monday NZT) in the city’s famed Grand Canal.

The governor of the Veneto region, Luca Zaia, posted a photo of the green liquid that spread through the water near the arched Rialto Bridge. The patch was reported by residents.

Images on social media show a bright patch of green in the canal along an embankment lined with restaurants.

Zaia said that officials had requested that the police investigate to determine who was responsible. Environmental authorities were also testing the water.

Theories include a possible stunt to coincide with the Volgalonga regatta taking place this weekend, reports the BBC.

In 1968 artist Nicolás García Uriburu dyed the waters in the canal to help raise environmental issues.
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OMG, there is a green patch of liquid in the Grand Canal, it just showed up on Sunday and now the Police in Venice are checking where it came from. Luca Zaia, you know, the governor of the place, posted a photo and the green stuff was all over the water near the Rialto Bridge. The folks that live there reported it.

Social media was full of news about the green stuff in the canal LOL, heaps of restaurants there too.

Zaia said they asked the police to figure out who did it. And some environmental folks were testing the water.

It could have something to do with the Volgalonga regatta that's happening next weekend.

And this has actually happened before ROFL. In 1968 the artist Nicolás García Uriburu coloured the water in the canal to get attention for environmental issues.
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Rewrite this text so it's super casual to publish on a blog. Include netspeak.

Police in Venice are investigating the source of a phosphorescent green liquid patch that appeared on Sunday (Monday NZT) in the city’s famed Grand Canal.

The governor of the Veneto region, Luca Zaia, posted a photo of the green liquid that spread through the water near the arched Rialto Bridge. The patch was reported by residents.

Images on social media show a bright patch of green in the canal along an embankment lined with restaurants.

Zaia said that officials had requested that the police investigate to determine who was responsible. Environmental authorities were also testing the water.

Theories include a possible stunt to coincide with the Volgalonga regatta taking place this weekend, reports the BBC.

In 1968 artist Nicolás García Uriburu dyed the waters in the canal to help raise environmental issues.</s>
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OMG, there is a green patch of liquid in the Grand Canal, it just showed up on Sunday and now the Police in Venice are checking where it came from. Luca Zaia, you know, the governor of the place, posted a photo and the green stuff was all over the water near the Rialto Bridge. The folks that live there reported it.

Social media was full of news about the green stuff in the canal LOL, heaps of restaurants there too.

Zaia said they asked the police to figure out who did it. And some environmental folks were testing the water.

It could have something to do with the Volgalonga regatta that's happening next weekend.

And this has actually happened before ROFL. In 1968 the artist Nicolás García Uriburu coloured the water in the canal to get attention for environmental issues.</s>
