def load_person_statless(where: str = 'TRUE', season_id: Optional[int] = None) -> Person:
    person_query = query.person_query()
    sql = f"""
        SELECT
            p.id,
            {person_query} AS name,
            p.mtgo_username,
            p.tappedout_username,
            p.mtggoldfish_username,
            p.discord_id,
            p.elo,
            p.locale
        FROM
            person AS p
        WHERE
            {where}
        """
    people = [Person(r) for r in db().select(sql)]
    for p in people:
        p.season_id = season_id
    return guarantee.exactly_one(people)