the first thing they tell me right is !wah! I thought you were taller than you will be leh !wah! !siala! I <mandarin>心痛:xin tong</mandarin> eh all the girls ya both girls and guy every year say different OG all say the same thing


eh !walao! <mandarin>不要这样:bu yao zhe yang</mandarin> eh as in for a guy <mandarin>我很矮:wo hen ai</mandarin> mah one six five, ya and then like because I don't know somehow they


everyone they thought I was one eight zero eh in during the zoom like my camera they see that, !huh!, no on on zoom on zoom somehow I don't know the <mandarin>美图:mei tu</mandarin> ah they put the


ya sia ya oh GG !wah! that's Jialat eh then the the marker like that one is it


(uh huh), definitely <mandarin>你不是那种会做这样的东西:ni bu shi na zhong hui zuo zhe yang de dong xi</mandarin> also lah, ya lah ya lah


, , !huh! !wow! okay tell me when then I go live I go live streaming


!aiyo! up sia, what's this, but <P2>huang cheng li</P2> why got stage fright oh I think <mandarin>每个人都会有:mei ge ren dou hui you</mandarin> lah


ha, ya (uh huh), our batch I don't know who taking as in our batch <mandarin>就是你的:jiu shi ni de</mandarin> lah


I don't think I know any, my batch our year, those taking pure science eh, ya but then I know ya arts <mandarin>有很多:you hen duo</mandarin> lah, but then oh ya something very funny is like apparently I got into this uh breakout room


then <mandarin>有一个人:you yi ge ren</mandarin> !huh!, then like oh my god then because like oh this one not <mandarin>这个不是:zhe ge bu shi</mandarin> pure science <mandarin>的这是:de zhe shi</mandarin> uh, FN's one one zero three <mandarin>的:de</mandarin> I think but then somehow got this person same same surname same writing also no lah different but then is kenneth ah then like !wah!


holy shit then like, is like !wah! shit this person my first impression of !wah! this shit this person is #meng meng's# brother is it then after that during some discussion <mandarin>他讲:ta jiang</mandarin> oh, hi guys I'm <P2>kenneth quah</P2> but I'm not I'm not related to kenrick in any way however I met him before in a school event then like !huh! <mandarin>哪里有几时我看过你:na li you ji shi wo kan guo ni</mandarin> then realise I go because <mandarin>我们的:wo men de</mandarin> tutor made a WhatsApp group then I see eh <mandarin>我:wo</mandarin> save <mandarin>过他的:guo ta de</mandarin> number leh Jialat then I forgot him then I go scroll the chat <P2>kenneth quah</P2> no but not #hwa chong# one is dunman but then I friendly I met him in mun M U N M U N


uh J one, I send a picture eh !wah! then I see !wah! so so <mandarin>尴尬:gan ga</mandarin> sia he remember me I don't remember him then like oh wait wait wait long time no see oh shit I forgot you shag shag shag feels bad ya legit feels bad


ya, oh


oh she's the one


I never see eh but is saw the thing, !huh! but ashley oh !wah! up sia she's the one who started the reason


as, oh she oh ya ya ya I think I think I saw ya I think I saw I think was where ah


ya I think there's no PDPA I hope I hope PDPA PDPA (uh huh)


then a lot <mandarin>很多人出来讲有的:hen duo ren chu lai jiang you de</mandarin> a lot of people came out to say how they also experience also right


honest as in ya, oh what happen <mandarin>那个我不知道大选:na ge wo bu zhi dao da xuan</mandarin> ah oh oh uh Raeesah !huh! I I didn't follow her


(uh huh)


wait what what she call her out for, , oh maybe deleted already ah


I think so eh she was


!wah! <mandarin>她:ta</mandarin> gaslight lah


!wah! !wah!


as in


she's trying to raise her point right but then, her choice of words is too much, not only serious very, very uh extreme


it's basically alienating her fanbase alienating ya eh I'm following your footsteps I'm doing history no no I'm taking a history mod


christianity in world history ya ya it's very interesting okay right now I only two two lectures in ah, now I'm in


okay the last reading I read lah was, four hundred plus eh is it four hundred, ya, ya romans they're talking about how Rome roman initially how Rome was persecuting christians


then constantine came in constantine himself converted to christianity converted as in he himself was a christian ah constantine because okay there are a few emperors ah <mandarin>有些:you xie</mandarin> emperor <mandarin>是:shi</mandarin> pagan


then pagan that time, they viewed christianity as a threat to the pagan and the national order, some but the reason okay they built ya after christ because of course lah because before christ there wasn't christianity what not in the form there's judaism but no christianity


before christ ya ya ya, so ya so like it's only after like around eighty eighty hundred plus with christianity already grew then it reached the but he was persecuted until


until <mandarin>这个:zhe ge</mandarin> constantine <mandarin>进来他当了皇帝:jin lai ta dang le huang di</mandarin> right then <mandarin>他就他自己是:ta jiu ta zi ji shi</mandarin> christian so he try to make everything else christian also as well so he make christian legalised, ya so then he oh one thing he did one you did at that time was eighty three hundred I think something then <mandarin>迁都迁都:qian du qian du</mandarin> means shifted in capital from Rome


because that time roman entire was shifting its weight from shifting its focus from the west to the east so like ya so it shifted so it's capital to constantinople, it's Istanbul today ah, so the reason why internet because Rome although was the spiritual heart of of roman empire right


if cause a lot of institution there what a lot of temples, we're all the pagan temple so like christian christian, uh circles or that time they call it temple I don't know also we were worship at the countryside or at the, peripherals of Rome so but he created this whole new empire new capital where all the churches cathedrals were in the right


centre of the city so like he created a christian capital lah so <mandarin>他自己是:ta zi ji shi</mandarin> christian, uh <mandarin>这个我要去:zhe ge wo yao qu</mandarin> check <mandarin>好像是:hao xiang shi</mandarin> convert then he I think, you will <mandarin>被:bei</mandarin> baptised lah


constantine , ya ya ya ya if you read if you like cycles of history not doesn't even need take hundred years a thirty years of history repeat itself already


ya then you know <mandarin>三国演义:san guo yan yi</mandarin> got this phrase called <mandarin>三国演义:san guo yan yi</mandarin> <mandarin>三国演义:san guo yan yi</mandarin> the movie one is it ah ya ya ya ya is it the uh shit what is it called uh


eh, okay so <mandarin>那个草那个那个赤壁赤壁赤壁:na ge cao na ge na ge chi bi chi bi chi bi</mandarin> right is it <mandarin>赤壁:chi bi</mandarin> ya ya <mandarin>赤壁赤壁之战那草船借箭草船借箭:chi bi chi bi zhi zhan na cao chuan jie jian cao chuan jie jian</mandarin> ya ya ya ya it's only a small segment


it's just a one chapter


if you take it as face value is <mandarin>爱情故事:ai qing gu shi</mandarin> but it's also it's also a you can call it a, and shit what's the word for it it rejects society at a time ya because, basically the author was <mandarin>曹雪芹:cao xue qin</mandarin>


then the author lah all the <mandarin>作者是曹雪芹:zuo zhe shi cao xue qin</mandarin> ya then apparently <mandarin>他们讲这个红楼梦里面的故事:ta men jiang zhe ge hong lou meng li mian de gu shi</mandarin> actually follows his life


oh, irish catholic family <mandarin>官官家坐官家的坐官的:guan guan jia zuo guan jia de zuo guan de</mandarin> then afterwards ya fell then on to the bottom something like that for the grace ya, so like then the the book itself also same thing similar so like then at the same time you can my mum like it also because <mandarin>她的表情写得很好:ta de biao qing xie de hen hao</mandarin> like


how they described feelings is not like super <mandarin>很很腻:hen hen ni</mandarin> like very, like very <mandarin>恶心:e xin</mandarin> like what like very, as in some people some like when they as in not skilled enough writers when they write love scenes right very very !huh! (hmm) ya sorry


Xiaxue eh wait I go back to <mandarin>红楼梦:hong lou meng</mandarin> first ah ya then like the way also I think because <mandarin>他里面描写书很好:ta li mian miao xie shu hen hao</mandarin> like


he described the food right damn sick like what how he cook ingredients what ingredients what way to cook it then after you cook it what how it looks like how it's eaten like so it's like it documents the food all the time like even now people can recreate the recipe like there are some restaurants


they really they say like, can really take the recipe from what he write inside and use, then like also have stuff like society like how society like how like vice in qing dynasty like uh how power relations work how the emperor or like political systems ya income inequality that basically <mandarin>从那本书看的到因为那本书很长一百二十多颗啊:cong na ben shu kan de dao yin wei na ben shu hen zhang yi bai er shi duo ke a</mandarin> oh oh ya NOC cannot NOC must keep your UEs clean right what's that oh wait wait


!wow! special tum is it, oh <mandarin>叫什么名字:jiao shen me ming zi</mandarin> DYOM


Nani eh but <mandarin>要多少个:yao duo shao ge</mandarin> MC <mandarin>的:de</mandarin> two MC <mandarin>的啊:de a</mandarin> oh design your own mod is it


err <mandarin>心理学啊:xin li xue a</mandarin> (uh huh)


ya sia, ups ups ups as in ya !wah!


oh ya ya ya have have , ch, eh before the <mandarin>红楼梦:hong lou meng</mandarin> we talk history right (uh huh)


now as in like now why oh oh is like podcast ah give us five star reviews !wah!


IGS live, you say you say history repeats in circles I said


so like <mandarin>分:fen</mandarin> is separation, separation long enough will become reunited, united for long enough will become separated okay let's say okay let's say give you example you see now you have a inclination towards right being like all the fascism coming back right like uh the whole election of trump brexit


that's all the rise of the far right wing mah, ya then this mirrors, as in not as the situation not as be the same <mandarin>不是一样的可是:bu shi yi yang de ke shi</mandarin> right, ya but is the circumstances


in as in the circumstances in they rose


afterwards now you see again every all these are dismantling again globalisation is going back to going back to like ya going back to isolation nationalism no man not <P2>ian ong</P2> !wah! shit !wah! he wait long long lah I think he fifty fifty !huh! !wah! shit that's damn cool eh as in like fifty NUS people in history goes to UN right !wah! I think NUS proud already


as in depends on depends on whether you're singapore branch or global branch I think if you're in the main branch it's quite sick, ya it's damn sick to go in main branch, okay but then you know now recruitment, there's another problem no no no they have interviews as in they have criteria one lah <mandarin>就是:jiu shi</mandarin> ya <mandarin>不是当然:bu shi dang ran</mandarin> lah of course this is UN leh ya even though is but the thing is


okay <mandarin>我们也学过:wo men ye xue guo</mandarin> right UN <mandarin>很多局限:hen duo ju xian</mandarin> right <mandarin>也不是当然有些是自己的局限有些是他们的:ye bu shi dang ran you xie shi zi ji de ju xian you xie shi ta men de</mandarin> UN charter don't let <mandarin>他们:ta men</mandarin> do anything like super super big power the big power biggest power UN like <mandarin>绑手绑脚:bang shou bang jiao</mandarin> lah can't really do much also


like the limitation of UN from it's from the UN charter no no UN charter was created in nineteen forty six what like after war two, sat together then they come up with UN charter eh I also haven't leh actually this one no you still have your calculator


what how I I don't even actually I didn't have graphing calculator eh , I, stop working after a levels, as in it stop working before a level then I borrow from someone else one ya I borrow from school


ya ya ya ya ya think my sister's one then after that I got a new one the new one is the school one I paid seventy five dollars, oh wait wait


this one <mandarin>这个:zhe ge</mandarin> what model as in what what brand Asus


then <mandarin>红色是旧的:hong se shi jiu de</mandarin> ah, then <mandarin>这样拿:zhe yang na</mandarin> macbook air lah <mandarin>寿命:shou ming</mandarin> ah you mean <mandarin>不是不是我要喝水:bu shi bu shi wo yao he shui</mandarin> eh but actually google drive somehow every time I open google drive right google drive ya ram then my fan will like !wah! what's the


honestly I five I seven doesn't really make a difference if you're doing not doing coding


oh then okay then sick sick sick , oh


but then because mine is macbook pro, why eh ipad oh !wah! !wah!


I'm so impressed leh <mandarin>这个:zhe ge</mandarin> <mandarin>手机掉手机掉了这么多次:shou ji diao shou ji diao le zhe me duo ci</mandarin> ya ya ya I think I saw then inside the button can see right oh my god how


but Shopee is giving you money back again, okay how much did Shopee pay you or NOC


ya ya ya


oh, , US, give up on treating COVID oh


how is he , I saw his some of his stories


ya high chance ah high chance definitely


Onz mah <mandarin>为什么不要:wei shen me bu yao</mandarin> !wah! eh <mandarin>所以你你有讲要吗:suo yi ni ni you jiang yao ma</mandarin> ya but


feedback, ninety three cases alberta hundred and forty four, and uh today has four hundred and eighteen cases three hundred and eighty three sorry that's okay leh <mandarin>不错:bu cuo</mandarin> eh


eh canada <mandarin>又那么少:you na me shao</mandarin> eh are you sure you want to check USA has two million already I think USA USA has five point six five million cases, today forty nine thousand new cases


but you know, you know the reason why it's going down because yes they give up testing, and then <mandarin>很多还有那个:hen duo hai you na ge</mandarin> trump <mandarin>自己叫他那些人不要:zi ji jiao ta nei xie ren bu yao</mandarin> test <mandarin>还讲你们:hai jiang ni men</mandarin> test <mandarin>了:le</mandarin> eh <mandarin>你们不用:ni men bu yong</mandarin> test


california !wah! he ask first taxes ya


that is <mandarin>明年:ming nian</mandarin> ah, then <mandarin>你不会赚拿十八块:ni bu hui zhuan na shi ba kuai</mandarin> <mandarin>可是你赚三两千多都不用管那那十八块:ke shi ni zhuan san liang qian duo dou bu yong guan na na shi ba kuai</mandarin> Sibo Sibo


ah


, no eh because like, eh how many meet ups they have already ah let me think ah, one two three that's like six time already eh but I didn't go for all lah


but then somehow some the okay then <mandarin>还有还有是一个:hai you hai you shi yi ge</mandarin> forty <mandarin>四十个人的:si shi ge ren de</mandarin> OG <mandarin>一定会有:yi ding hui you</mandarin> split the clique <mandarin>的:de</mandarin> mah ah <mandarin>有一个:you yi ge</mandarin> clique <mandarin>的:de</mandarin> then the clique <mandarin>也是:ye shi</mandarin> meet up, !huh! meet up twice <mandarin>我们自己的:wo men zi ji de</mandarin> clique meet up twice ya exclusive clique no but no but <mandarin>他们也有其他的:ta men ye you qi ta de</mandarin> clique <mandarin>他们:ta men</mandarin> join <mandarin>自己的:zi ji de</mandarin> clique <mandarin>他们有其他的:ta men you qi ta de</mandarin> clique but then <mandarin>我们也有:wo men ye you</mandarin> join like one whole <mandarin>每个:mei ge</mandarin> as in nice lah <mandarin>都是:dou shi</mandarin> nice lah


I think I think <mandarin>是:shi</mandarin> fares lah <mandarin>是:shi</mandarin> fares <mandarin>比较:bi jiao</mandarin> , I hope


!wah!,


but <mandarin>有啊:you a</mandarin> as in <mandarin>我在家也有讲:wo zai jia ye you jiang</mandarin> oh CSC , surprised uh <mandarin>挺饿的我要吃我的:ting e de wo yao chi wo de</mandarin> Roti Prata Liao <mandarin>不用啦多几分钟就要走:bu yong la duo ji fen zhong jiu yao zou</mandarin> Liao


(uh huh)


uh eighty


ya expected ya ya then <mandarin>很累:hen lei</mandarin> too complicated already honestly


ya lor, like when if people buy then we just #long tong# there ya


oh ya


!wow! !wow! !wow! and then you don't need work meh


what do the wrong don't need work meh, Shopee, friday eh , !wah!


modern family why modern family just leave as modern family don't need to say modern <mandarin>家庭:jia ting</mandarin> oh shit I got the red bar got too loud


sorry sorry I'm too loud, no I didn't, Netflix what I watch ah, I watch until a lot of K drama eh, but, I don't like I don't like the what's the recent one


what's the one the north korea one, !huh! <mandarin>那个我不喜欢:na ge wo bu xi huan</mandarin> leh <mandarin>那个:na ge</mandarin> ya <mandarin>我看到第三集了:wo kan dao di san ji le</mandarin> <mandarin>不要看了看不下去了:bu yao kan le kan bu xia qu le</mandarin> no no eh sorry lah <mandarin>我喜欢的是那种:wo xi huan de shi na zhong</mandarin> crime crime


uh <mandarin>那个检察官:na ge jian cha guan</mandarin> come and, prosecutor okay what signal is damn good korean, we'll


I don't know maybe sometimes, but not not intentional I I cannot oh ya oh but ya ya <mandarin>那个:na ge</mandarin> signal <mandarin>会有点吓人:hui you dian xia ren</mandarin> because because not because it's a ghost or what but because it


the scary part is the outside forces outside forces within the government so like, there are obviously <mandarin>一个人三个人:yi ge ren san ge ren</mandarin> versus <mandarin>整个:zheng ge</mandarin> police force versus <mandarin>整个镇府:zheng ge zhen fu</mandarin> ya as in like because another thing I like it because !aiya! maybe because core science because they expose like which is true lah south korea already got such thing


uh, the reason the the


also cause of corruption, like the corruption's with Samsung


ya ya, but I'll say that


Jialat Sibeh Jialat, oh oh ya ya ya ya ya ya ya before he kills the person right then he'll put the bar code the QR code the QR code


very dark don't like DC because <mandarin>他很:ta hen</mandarin> dark lor, ya then a lot comedy also


ya, I sort of, understand a but I also didn't really went to read ah


I only watch the recent joker lor, it's not like horror movie type of, is like, then in the process of the movie doesn't make you scared but makes you feel very uncomfortable


like <mandarin>不安:bu an</mandarin> very uneasy because, how young, primary school maybe as in not supposed to is NC NC sixteen by the way


then, if I think, maybe sixteen year old kids immature kids will find it fun funny or maybe like fun okay there are some movie critics who thought it was a very good movie and it was a very exciting movie ya ya but for me I thought it was very disturbing oh ya disturbing is the word disturbing because it's the whole movie is very dark dark not the bat man dark but


just it gets more and more, it's very disturbing, to see, his character he started off as a because he had mental health issues so like he was a mental health patient as in


for, I'm not sure for the real joker the original joker but in this movie they adapted it to make joker a mental health patient


that's the but in this movie they didn't they have no harley quinn also so become a mental health movie also, so, that's why <mandarin>很多人喜欢因为是他:hen duo ren xi huan yin wei shi ta</mandarin> they, they praise it for bringing up issues of mental health but what I think, I think that


they did was to legalise was to like encourage not encourage but, the movie didn't try to encourage but <mandarin>他们有一个副作用啦:ta men you yi ge fu zuo yong la</mandarin> like <mandarin>一个:yi ge</mandarin> side effect, first thinking that they can justify their actions with mental health issue, like so like as because ya because that's what that's what that's what joker did that's what joker did


that's what joker did in the movie like oh I have mental health issues so I can kill a punk man, I set this on fire then like walk around at first he turned out he was very miserable because he had mental health issues and everyone else just hated him but afterwards, he just decided to fuck everyone up sorry sorry ya then


I think the movie sort of, implicitly, say it's acceptable to do that if we have mental health issues, although it's not explicit as in I think the movie didn't intend it that way but, people who have that tendencies to take it as an encouragement that they can do that ya ya you know is like <mandarin>他们没有画那个底线:ta men mei you hua na ge di xian</mandarin> in the movie sense it's a very good movie because it expose it highlights social issues mental health issues


but <mandarin>他没有放一个底线:ta mei you fang yi ge di xian</mandarin> of what should be right or wrong so people who don't have that moral judgement right, can take this movie and say that


are the eighth


ya ya ya, ya, !wow! !wow! marvel fan


uh means like die hard fan lah, talking about OG at first


ya man, I guess definitely ah I think ya


ya twenty seven, twenty seven or twenty six ah


is it twenty six or twenty seven twenty seven so last time I think I wish her on twenty seven then she say is not the real day then like I so confused, ya ya one year we do wrong date then


, twenty seven ah


okay okay I use bus land, not bad


oh wait let me refresh, then this one ah


eh <mandarin>你有没有:ni you mei you</mandarin> watch uncle roger the the the BBC cook rice one eh the the reaction video !haiya! how to use the rice cooker my mama will kick me out of the house


eh, ya, study lor ya monday ya friday go home ya lor book in book out no lah some go out for lunch lor and dinner and breakfast then in between got ya as in CCA haven't start what CCA start <mandarin>了就有东西做:le jiu you dong xi zuo</mandarin> lor


!wah! everything need interview one eh I thought I thought all the join CCA also need interview CCA <mandarin>也不是很大件事:ye bu shi hen da jian shi</mandarin> as in <mandarin>如果:ru guo</mandarin> NUS CCA <mandarin>我明白啦:wo ming bai la</mandarin> but hall CCA like photography need interview meh need interview meh okay lah actually I not really fighting I'm just I'm just staying one year only


but then, ya same but you have two CCAs only leh how, oh then you will like


get the maximum for three ah oh my god, no sports oh ya you cannot, no as in I thought you got asthma, oh ya thyroid


okay after, , eh <mandarin>不要太大声它有红线:bu yao tai da sheng ta you hong xian</mandarin> Liao


okay <mandarin>可以:ke yi</mandarin> Liao eh but they say no bus that's why cannot open, ya, opposite can open but oh


oh <mandarin>麻烦你了谢谢真的我没有:ma fan ni le xie xie zhen de wo mei you</mandarin> leh then try your other oh ya


sure


the malaysia accent


eh no no false code switching, kidding kidding kidding


oh I see


(uh huh) then


!wah!, [eh] <mandarin>很麻烦你:hen ma fan ni</mandarin> [eh] okay bye bye


okay, so today right ah we talking about COVID nineteen lah can or not, uh I mean you can share our experience lor like <mandarin>你看你觉得怎么样:ni kan ni jue de zen me yang</mandarin> you know like how you feel trapped at home cannot go anywhere


whether you very Sian everyday work from home then you sit down there then your back pain right, then you fall down right


so how you fall down how you fall down


哈哈, (uh huh)


what's that, oh, they fix your bone lah


is it TCM cannot open ah why cannot ah, don't know leh I don't know, but TCM also doctor what right


oh oh oh eh I think ah <mandarin>你要讲话你要大声一点:ni yao jiang hua ni yao da sheng yi dian</mandarin> ah ya ya cause like you see right for me right the the wave is like


ah but you normal talk, a bit too soft, oh is it, [orh] okay okay,


but the TCM doctor is there, [orh]


so just poke the needle pain a not is it pain a not, [orh]


eh wait wait wait wait wait resume, is it still recording


oh, ya you got to adjust the the setting so that it doesn't go into lock mode lah


yeah, !wah! I tell you ah very Sian, cause every time right uh they want to ask for zoom meeting, then zoom meeting always got somebody's phone halfway connection cut off lah then got some kids like you know <mandarin>一直在喊一直在叫:yi zhi zai han yi zhi zai jiao</mandarin> in the background lah


then err sometimes the person driving, or we can hear him taking bus taking MRT , you know like like, like cause people are outside what, you don't know where they ah mah so you by right lah but sometimes you can you can still hear people in the car cause got or maybe they on they on music


in the background or the kids are screaming, but, 八, no I they can say [orh] I going to buy lunch for my family or <mandarin>什么什么东西:shen me shen me dong xi</mandarin> lah


I don't know lah but always got a lot of interruption one during zoom meetings then sometimes I don't know how come some people their, don't know what they're they're they're they using two two phone ah two phone and laptop, right then can hear the echo


then you know what I mean they they they they using both both devices then when they talk the the speak the one speaker from one will come out then you you pick up then got feedback mah can can can login through two devices ah but if you but if you login through two devices right


you need to make sure that one one device is muted, so that it doesn't pick up the sound if not then if not then there'll be feedback


oh is it, no no no is like for me sometimes I will use my phone for the video cause I don't have the, my my my PC don't have the camera [ma]


so I just use the handphone for video, then I will bar I will mute my handphone then I'll use my, my PC for audio cause I have a, then can plug plug in the proper then the sound, uh


camera <mandarin>用我的:yong wo de</mandarin> phone lor, no I mean like if not for work lah like like for like ministry or other cell group meeting like other other purpose lah


what you mean is very rude no lah some people some people end work late or or got urgent thing okay lah I think it's not


no lah if they free just join lor <mandarin>没空就不要:mei kong jiu bu yao</mandarin> join lor


no lah they they just put earpiece <mandarin>就可以:jiu ke yi</mandarin> Liao you know what I mean they just <mandarin>放一个:fang yi ge</mandarin> earpiece then can walk and talk already what no lah you can switch off the video mah


oh,


no need lah, no lah like like like sometimes uh some people will be driving in the car then they just on then can just talk lor while driving


no lah <mandarin>不会:bu hui</mandarin> lah hello girls supposed to be better at multitask right


by right cannot ah by right, but by left I mean by right you not suppose to use your phone when driving ah but hands free, no but hands free


then erica erica still got tuition a not


come to the house or online or what,


(uh huh), (mmhmm) what else she doing watch youtube or whatever


but you never discount lah then you ask her lah no lah


ya but like you can always ask like little bit what like like don't need Paiseh want just open your mouth and ask mah at most she say no lah I don't think so then that's it lor you just <mandarin>问:wen</mandarin> just <mandarin>问问而已嘛:wen wen er yi ma</mandarin> it's free asking question is free right


at most if you if you notice she not like a bit #buay song# like like not happy then you ah just joking lah


marcia


ya but I don't know her as marsia, I don't know I I thought you say marshall but I thought marshall is like a guy's name


is it important, [orh] okay, ya lah


you can message lah you can Whatsapp, , so right uh


I don't know why I was just talking to my friend, today I think she, she don't know what she she sent me this a screenshot of her friend's kids asking her very, very weird questions ah, like, mummy mummy why ah I got this thing ah then the girl don't have you know that kind then then she's like damn funny then she then no no no but the most funny thing right is that her friend go and put on Facebook that her son asked me this kind of questions then is like


hello <mandarin>你:ni</mandarin> #buay paiseh# ah I mean like <mandarin>这种东西:zhe zhong dong xi</mandarin> no no no no like, but <mandarin>你自己不会:ni zi ji bu hui</mandarin> Paiseh meh I mean you don't you feel embarrassed on your own meh like like like go and put this kind of thing on social media then everybody go and Alamak go and go and see this kind of thing


like like erica ask you ask you something funny you also go post on social media also right, I do I do, by certain things, I want put, it's like


yeah lor


that's cute


no lah is called being patriotic cause now recently just uh august mah august is national day month right like it's like, you know, circuit breaker, oh you mean like before national day


eh #si gina#


what is #sai gina#


but the okay lah at least she learn this the only hokkien that I know ah is the, the <mandarin>骂粗话:ma cu hua</mandarin> the kind of hokkien lah so !huh!, no lah I don't I never heard her scold vulgarity before I think I think she's still quite


like mean ya lah ya lah she she know but she if she know when to use when not to use right, she know how to differentiate the when is the right environment to to say what thing like probably in front of parents she won't lah but in front of her friends


!aiya! I think confirm she will a bit, like you also lah you always scold vulgarity in front of her right will you won't go and like <mandarin>他妈的:ta ma de</mandarin> erica why you never do your homework


no my my friend uh I went to john's friend's house they stay at Yishun right so they have two kids one boy one girl the girl is elder then the boy is the smaller one ah


eh yeah yeah you know you know sherry, oh ya ya ya then you know ben, !walao! oh you don't know the husband okay okay so ben ah <mandarin>我跟他是蛮:wo gen ta shi man</mandarin> Gam <mandarin>的:de</mandarin> so uh cause we like to joke about a lot of stuff then we go over right we'll start joking then suddenly he he talk about some topic ah that he very passionate about ah then he !walao! that that that that then sherry will be like !oi! hello the kids are around lah you idiot then he'll be like hello you also what you scold idiot right you stupid ah then the kid will be


mummy <mandarin>爸爸:ba ba</mandarin> why you use the word stupid cannot call people stupid you teach us cannot call people stupid right , quite funny lah then then <mandarin>他们两个人一直吵架的:ta men liang ge ren yi zhi chao jia de</mandarin> bad like like not like really <mandarin>真的吵架:zhen de chao jia</mandarin> but just like bickering lah back and forth ah but not really arguing lah they quite quite cute lah in that way


yeah, no you really scold, I think you are the one that always scold him also right


they see you no up ah, you know


!wow!, okay ya lah ya lah that's good that's good that's that means he still going he's still going church, oh okay okay


oh talking about that ah you know ah yesterday I went for uh dinner with some of my cell group member because


he just had a baby right with his wife, so but he is malaysian, so uh <mandarin>她不要回去马来西亚:ta bu yao hui qu ma lai xi ya</mandarin> he just stay in Singapore and work ah right so he Bopian need to stay with the in-laws lah cause no no house in Singapore right


#orh ceh# <mandarin>去:qu</mandarin>


but they go they go and buy, no I I watch the one video on youtube they say quite funny uh, the parents right when circuit breaker going to start [orh] they all Chiong and buy all the cane


yeah ,


one cane two dollar, no no but uh they were saying right a lot of parents they buy a lot of canes but you know you know why because a lot of them they don't actually cane the kid


they buy the cane and the the Kacha is naughty right like don't want to don't want to study <mandarin>一直一直玩:yi zhi yi zhi wan</mandarin> handphone then they take the cane and then like smack smack the table <mandarin>你去读书啦:ni qu du shu la</mandarin> because they <mandarin>舍不得:she bu de</mandarin> to cane the child, but I mean you smack a table right then the child already get shock


but because of that right you every time whack the table your cane will spoil first so that's why they have multiple canes ah that's one that's one theory another theory is that, to make sure right like if they're in the living room ah with the cane ah


the kid don't go and run inside the room, and they lock the door because then lock the door eh <mandarin>我里面还有一条:wo li mian hai you yi tiao</mandarin> right then put put the cane in every room so they go inside they can still see it


yeah yeah yeah so like that very good strategy also then I think , !wah! !wah! which which strategy should I use ah if I you know <mandarin>如果有孩子:ru guo you hai zi</mandarin> lah in in the future should I buy one bunch then keep smacking the table or I buy one bunch then I put one in every room


test test water ah


then what did you tell her, !wah!


, because if if you say that you gonna do it then you don't do it right <mandarin>他们会知道:ta men hui zhi dao</mandarin> then


but one you you can only use this kind of uh tactic when they're young, like p one p two that kind I mean like now she's <mandarin>长大了不可以这样了:zhang da le bu ke yi zhe yang le</mandarin> need to


uh <mandarin>教导她:jiao dao ta</mandarin> like like tell her why you need to study if you don't study you got lousy grades you go lousy school GO even though government say every school is a good school but you still go lousy school then you lousy school come out become what, go ITE ITE is the end I mean you need to try this kind of thing lor now cannot already now cannot smack her anymore


now must now must use the, reasoning logical reasoning lor try try to, uh yeah


no I actually I don't believe in nagging, yeah


yeah well but if if you got to do the study looked at her studies in its totality they can't compete they might be quote quote university graduates right but they might be doing it just so they can get some random job and then they hate their life they hate their job they hate


they hate their parents you know like they have unhappy family so !aiya! this kind of studies, I mean I'll I'll take it with a pinch of salt I I really won't believe it, I mean I can I can anyhow do a study also and come up with with a very weird result lah


like I like I can do a study like oh people who own dogs are generally nicer than people who own cats, like I mean ya be because okay logically I will think <mandarin>你看我狗狗那边这样:ni kan wo gou gou na bian zhe yang</mandarin> cute right I call it to come it come I tell it to go it go right like like I can walk the dog on a leash I can bring her down to the park


right then she very <mandarin>乖:guai</mandarin> also she won't pee she won't <mandarin>大便:da bian</mandarin> in the house, I will bring her down to the grass then she'll <mandarin>小便大便:xiao bian da bian</mandarin> what, but it's if you have a cat you cannot walk the cat on a leash the cat will do whatever the shit the cat wants do right, the cat don't care about you one you call the cat to come the cat won't come one


yeah is is see the cat mood one if the cat happy the cat come the cat #buay song# the cat don't come so it's it's #suka suka# one you know it's like you are the pet and they are the owner you know so that's really really ah some


but it's real it it it's really true my my friend has uh I have some friends who have cats, then because they call themselves cat people, so like they say lor when the cat is hungry right in the morning right the cat will wake them up you know like come and sit on their face lah or use the paw smack their head lah


then is like, they is is like saturday ah you want to sleep in right like you watch movie or whatever Netflix or whatever shit then you like !wah! <mandarin>很爽啊睡觉:hen shuang a shui jiao</mandarin> but the cat will come and disturb you no see the the, that's why I say it is the cat in charge they are not in charge of the cat the cat is in charge of them which is damn sad


like when you go out for dinner right !aiyo! <mandarin>几点啊:ji dian a</mandarin> oh <mandarin>九点半我要回家:jiu dian ban wo yao hui jia</mandarin> Liao why you got curfew ah no no <mandarin>你老婆生气:ni lao po sheng qi</mandarin> ah no no no I need go back feed the cat, hello then the cat will be angry lor when you go home the cat throw tantrum lor like don't want talk don't want give to give you the attention the whole day next day like that


ya lah exactly right so that's why I say ah !aiya! I love cats also but I'll never I don't think I'll own a cat, it's nice to play but, they're very they're quite asshole ah,


no no I love cats I like to play I think I like go cat cafe then


why, what what what, song, guy song or girl song <mandarin>我们不一样:wo men bu yi yang</mandarin>


but I thought Tiktok is more of dancing not so much singing like they do all the funny action, uh like


yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, but I don't know I I I don't understand, what is interesting about Tiktok


it's like I want to watch the MTV with the person singing right


they can't even you know can't even do the moves properly they just do it upload then get like ten views, it's stupid one damn stupid one I don't want I don't understand what's the concept of Tiktok


oh is it oh, but you see because this kind of thing ah is like, let's say your your class your class how many people got your class really got what thirty forty people right then your one batch


how many class ah A B C D E F G


that's why every all of them also got few hundred followers what, and then, when they bored ah what they do they just, scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll like like like like everything then like, I like make you happy then you make sure you like my photo ah


after I like the photo you better come to my IG and like my photo, is Boliao la Sibei Boliao there's no point to it one is really lame okay see ah at least Facebook right sometimes got news article


right then can stay up to date with current affairs or, there are certain interest that you you you you like certain they talk about what certain shows certain movie certain things sometimes like you can read stuff about uh, something interesting lah something intellectual right on on Facebook that's why I like that's why I use Facebook but


Tiktok is just, Boliao stuff, Instagram is just picture picture of food ah <mandarin>你在吃什么东西啦:ni zai chi shen me dong xi la</mandarin> where you go, that's why nowadays err the circuit breaker right !walao! IG damn boring sia everybody oh <mandarin>你看今天我做几个:ni kan jin tian wo zuo ji ge</mandarin> push up then <mandarin>今天我吃什么东西:jin tian wo chi shen me dong xi</mandarin> ah <mandarin>今天我煮什么:jin tian wo zhu shen me</mandarin> ah Dalgona coffee is it it is it Dalgona ah <mandarin>你看我做:ni kan wo zuo</mandarin> coffee !wah! then all my friends will be posting pictures of food that they cook also suddenly everybody ya lor then is like actually not very interesting now IG very boring


ya but I think like, okay lor not not everybody's life is very exciting ah


, okay lah, oh ya okay lah I I like to go to different cafes so sometimes I look at people's, uh IG post to see where they go then if the cafe yeah if the cafe is nice then I'll [orh] go and check it out lah next time then I can take photo and post on IG also


latest cafe


Tiktok , watching who


you know what the addictive is the likes that you get when you do something and people go like your post lah then there's the addictive part lah, right ya ya ya is is is the same but because Tiktok there's a much larger


much larger audience ah, because everything is only ten second fifteen second, whereas Facebook right, if I want to read an article I need to spend ten minutes maybe read through then I think, then I then I type a reply so there's a


so you need to think this Tiktok is like ten seconds next next next next


it's a brainless activity lah, , ah they say China want use it to collect data mah, but I'm like thinking


what kind of data they want collect of people dancing, no lah china one billion people already I think they got all the stars in their own population just that maybe now they're farmers or whatever I mean it <mandarin>真的不懂:zhen de bu dong</mandarin> right like <mandarin>那种:na zhong</mandarin> <mandarin>声音很好可以唱很厉害的:sheng yin hen hao ke yi chang hen li hai de</mandarin> but then eh they are farmer now so never get chance to sing you also don't know what


ya ya ya ya ya should be is called the voice right in english, then they a lot of a random people can join one lah


dialect ah


不能, [orh] ,


oh yeah yeah I was I remember already I was telling my friend this MTV got this new one uh the the Kpop one right so it's called , when we disco


I I send you also the the video later yeah yeah yeah yeah send already you just never open your whatsapp haven't check yet, but you go and <mandarin>你去看一看:ni qu kan yi kan</mandarin> !huh! is damn lame one <mandarin>是很是很好笑的:shi hen shi hen hao xiao de</mandarin> that cause the guy is like uncle leh like <mandarin>蛮老的:man lao de</mandarin> I think maybe <mandarin>四十多岁:si shi duo sui</mandarin> but <mandarin>他看:ta kan</mandarin> he can sing very well he can dance very well then the song is very retro style is like the you know the the the what ah staying alive like Disco-Ry then they wear the very big collar the the bell bottom jeans then then uh then I send the video to my friend then she's like


!wah! <mandarin>我以前也是这样穿的:wo yi qian ye shi zhe yang chuan de</mandarin> then like you know <mandarin>以前我们每次去:yi qian wo men mei ci qu</mandarin> zouk ah then wednesday <mandarin>去:qu</mandarin> future lah !wah! <mandarin>一直跳舞啦去:yi zhi tiao wu la qu</mandarin> clubbing tech techno music, then I'm like !wah! eh <mandarin>真的啊原来你也是啊:zhen de a yuan lai ni ye shi a</mandarin> eh <mandarin>我也是以前:wo ye shi yi qian</mandarin> leh <mandarin>我也是:wo ye shi</mandarin> Ahbeng <mandarin>每次去那边:mei ci qu na bian</mandarin> you know


not, ya then then we start talking eh you got last time go zouk one ah ya last time I but I butter factory one then she oh last time I go to what ah uh no no no is no few years you are living in the past


I don't know many many years ago lah ya oh yes #ngee ann city# the carpark


ah yeah then really <mandarin>丢丢丢丢丢:diu diu diu diu diu</mandarin> really zouk in, I only know China black I don't know China black , I never go that one


never no lah you more Ahlian than me ah I not so Ahbeng, no last time I go sparks right cause my uncle call me eh, where's where's my where's where's your cousin stephanie then I say how I know where she is then he call me to go and call her phone cause she don't want to pick up she don't want pick up his call


then I was like, like !huh! I at sparks, you never tell your father where you go ah then she's like err <mandarin>没有啦:mei you la</mandarin> eh <mandarin>不用紧的啦我迟早会回家的啦:bu yong jin de la wo chi zao hui hui jia de la</mandarin> then I okay okay I I tell your father ah then I call my uncle eh uh your daughter at sparks


then he angry damn angry you know cause my uncle pastor, so it's like, go and go and ask her come back now if not she don't have to come home already, yeah then I went to I went to go pick her up lor at sparks then I went down my first time at sparks is to go pick her up


then I go down there I see what's the hoo-haa about, uh


no lah I only like mambo only <mandarin>那种比较老的歌:na zhong bi jiao lao de ge</mandarin> no lah how to go COVID nineteen


did I, maybe err, once a month at most


yeah


no, zouk lah not sparks lah hello ya ya ya ya


!walao! eh <mandarin>差不多每个星期星期三星期五去:cha bu duo mei ge xing qi xing qi san xing qi wu qu</mandarin> zouk then <mandarin>喝酒喝酒:he jiu he jiu</mandarin> then after <mandarin>喝酒去吃:he jiu qu chi</mandarin> supper <mandarin>讲话边吃饭:jiang hua bian chi fan</mandarin> then become <mandarin>越来越大只:yue lai yue da zhi</mandarin> now he's damn huge now he's like hundred KG leh, oh my god oh oh I was like how's like oh my god <mandarin>你做么这样肥:ni zuo me zhe yang fei</mandarin> then he say never mind lah cannot get girl already nevermind at least I eat another meal I also happy


I say eh hello you know why you cannot girl a not cause you so fat, no lah is only <mandarin>肥:fei</mandarin> if you keep drinking keep and you go supper, you don't drink so much you don't go supper after clubbing you will lose weight


I never I never drink one what I go club all I never drink one, and I can be more hyped than any of my friends


yeah, no lah I very Sian because everytime right <mandarin>跟朋友出去去:gen peng you chu qu qu</mandarin> clubbing ah then they know I won't drink right so either they ask me to drive


drive them back, or they ask me to go take care people who are drunk, then !aiya! <mandarin>乖啦:guai la</mandarin>


ya but then <mandarin>对我不公平吗:dui wo bu gong ping ma</mandarin> right a not you you always depend on me take care of people that time I went out with don't know who ah, uh with #boon keat# also #boon keat# another guy and three girls


then in the end right <mandarin>全部三个女孩子全部:quan bu san ge nv hai zi quan bu</mandarin> knockout <mandarin>全部:quan bu</mandarin> drunk then one of them before they drunk she call me Weiwen, I I cannot Tahan already I going to I going to concuss Liao come and save me come and save us, !walao! eh then I say eh where you I don't know I don't know where am I you come find us <mandarin>我不可以了不可以了不可以:wo bu ke yi le bu ke yi le bu ke yi</mandarin> then she then she !huh! no lah then I call my two friends then we walk around zouk to find them


really went walking around the old zouk ah the the #jiak kim# street what #jiak kim# #jiak kim# street one, !wah! then after that hor, two of them knockout then the third one is really like like easy then I then we saw some guys carrying them eh then my friend shout !oi! <mandarin>你带我朋友的女朋友去哪里:ni dai wo peng you de nv peng you qu na li</mandarin> then he say <mandarin>谁说是你朋友是我的朋友我跟你讲:shui shuo shi ni peng you shi wo de peng you wo gen ni jiang</mandarin> then I was like so angry you know then we call the bouncer <mandarin>你看:ni kan</mandarin> !wah! then they they want to fight you know then then I say call the bouncer my friend call uh #boon keat# friend uh Junyi I don't know whether you know Junyi Junyi knows the bouncer yeah yeah yeah he knows all the bouncers there so in the end we tell him to F off lah then the three girls sick like like you know like Mabo like that yeah so I I mean of course the bouncer is from outside lah


no no no no no no no no that time at at #yio chu kang# one that time my parents house lah my parents house ah then I was like oh shit man, he was sleeping lah so uh I just close the close the room for their door


then they some more, Mahmood ah then they are like puking on my sofa then I was like eh <mandarin>你们:ni men</mandarin> !walao! eh #buay tahan# ah seriously I was super pissed off eh <mandarin>我是真的很:wo shi zhen de hen</mandarin> Dulan, then I was like, number one I cannot have my own fun then number two you come and dirty my house then after that I need to clean then number three my parents wake up I need to explain to them how come I got three drunk girls in the house


eh <mandarin>你很:ni hen</mandarin> weak leh half a bottle <mandarin>就:jiu</mandarin> !huh! yeah but still


, then <mandarin>不可以走路:bu ke yi zou lu</mandarin> Liao because you drink too fast at one go right is it oh


before your wedding day,


okay lah but at least at least he's there with you right


okay lah okay lah at least at least got your <mandarin>老公:lao gong</mandarin> to take care of you but <mandarin>那个是应该的:na ge shi ying gai de</mandarin> because he's gonna marry you <mandarin>他是:ta shi</mandarin> he's gonna be <mandarin>你的老公:ni de lao gong</mandarin> but me I'm not gonna marry my three friends right is like I'm just trying to be nice guy take care of them cause I I I don't I mean I just


they they say lah uh they told me they eh if they drunk right don't send me home my parents to kill me okay lah okay lah okay lah, that's so oh I remember then some more the next day my dad open want to use the computer right then I told you I got one of, one of them in the computer room then she is sleeping down there


then my dad open the computer room door he got a shock and bang on my door Weiwen who's that oh shit, then I eh eh eh eh you go your room first go your room first I get them out of the house first, then I then I slowly wake all of them up


then <mandarin>叫德士啦送他们回家:jiao de shi la song ta men hui jia</mandarin> lor, is still what you mean by very <mandarin>臭:chou</mandarin> is always very <mandarin>臭:chou</mandarin> one <mandarin>很恶心的每个人抽烟:hen e xin de mei ge ren chou yan</mandarin> then <mandarin>喝酒:he jiu</mandarin> then outside the club still can smoke what


ya damn disgusting one, then you don't know what you are stepping on right and when you first go into the club !wah! the the floor quite clean then after that end of the night !wah! eh <mandarin>好像:hao xiang</mandarin> #niam niam# <mandarin>的:de</mandarin> eh <mandarin>我在踩什么东西:wo zai cai shen me dong xi</mandarin> !aiyo! don't look down


oh !wah! <mandarin>你真的很你真的很:ni zhen de hen ni zhen de hen</mandarin> lucky eh <mandarin>你真的很:ni zhen de hen</mandarin> lucky ah <mandarin>你可以去买:ni ke yi qu mai</mandarin> toto Liao after that christmas eve <mandarin>你去:ni qu</mandarin> clubbing


err


actually I don't understand why people call why people scold <mandarin>鸡蛋糕:ji dan gao</mandarin> eh, like egg cake like, what that's not an insult that that that's just ah


[orh] that that is what you tell you tell erica so that she don't scold vulgarities right


egg tart, [orh] ya <mandarin>一卷一卷:yi juan yi juan</mandarin> okay


is it used to <mandarin>拜拜:bai bai</mandarin> one <mandarin>那种:na zhong</mandarin> [orh] [orh] okay okay <mandarin>我懂:wo dong</mandarin> ya ya ya that one I thought is green colour one I like to eat also


oh ya yellow colour one ya ya ya ya ya eh actually quite nice to eat eh


#ang mo kio#, (uh huh) yeah


like the new kind of Atas bread that kind of stuff they don't sell this kind of thing already


yeah


oh oh <mandarin>我知道我喜欢那种饼干:wo zhi dao wo xi huan na zhong bing gan</mandarin> right then <mandarin>有很多那种:you hen duo na zhong</mandarin> err, what they call it gem ah


no I'll eat the biscuit first, then I will save the the the sugary part for last


yup that's so true


okay <mandarin>你看啊:ni kan a</mandarin> I don't know what she wants, I don't know she suddenly very active,


uh <mandarin>今晚上我跟朋友去吃:jin wan shang wo gen peng you qu chi</mandarin> Collin's, 哈, you know Collin's the western food eh eh yeah yeah


have eh


right, ah <mandarin>你又来:ni you lai</mandarin> hint <mandarin>我:wo</mandarin> Liao oh is it eh that time we go to that place also one for one right ah the the


what's that place ah what's it called coffee academic yeah eh not bad I quite like got churros, I remember got churros, okay okay


oh okay okay okay


oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah


oh they limit lah time limit each person to x number of time, ya lah you you <mandarin>你去:ni qu</mandarin> gym <mandarin>要多久两个钟头我觉得浪费时间:yao duo jiu liang ge zhong tou wo jue de lang fei shi jian</mandarin> eh,


then you cancel gym membership lor, uh then <mandarin>明年才去:ming nian cai qu</mandarin> join another one lor then don't need to got new promotion also what you join as new member


哈, is it


, you go play game lah ya because you pay money for it


like you do with your friends ah,


嗯, ya <mandarin>我们全部一起来一起做一起做:wo men quan bu yi qi lai yi qi zuo yi qi zuo</mandarin> team work


no lah don't have people like <mandarin>这样:zhe yang</mandarin> #buay paiseh# one <mandarin>你知道你要早走:ni zhi dao ni yao zao zou</mandarin> then in the end still <mandarin>去前面直直去前面:qu qian mian zhi zhi qu qian mian</mandarin> then block everybody


then then you go and tell them [lah] hello excuse me I cannot see you can Siam a not


ya okay then we can talk, ya lor, ya what do you want to talk about


!walao! the pain very irritating leh ya lah tell me about it !wahpiang! #buay tahan# then cannot go out !huh! doing laundry lor


ya, exactly then after that, careless ah so I just trip then I fell against the, path [wor], my kitchen, so I break my fall so that's how I hurt my hurt


then damn it there is no TCM or something so it's like even I ask for I ask I ask for help right like I go and see the doctor the gastro doctor then told me the oh the orthodontist ah actually schedule to help out at NCID


the bone doctors lor, the one that's <mandarin>调骨:tiao gu</mandarin> they will, they will check your bones ya all this then they will even the TCM are not allowed to open so very irritating


no lah, you mean you didn't read the news, oh my god, I don't know leh maybe they think that TCM are not practising as much hygiene as much as


the #ang moh# doctors I suppose <mandarin>应该是啊:ying gai shi a</mandarin> !huh! really okay, !huh! really


but that's the way I talk what, was it, ya ya lor, yeah then all the TCM are like closed then I was talking to the TCM doctor I say eh <mandarin>做么你们没有开的:zuo me ni men mei you kai de</mandarin> then she say


no lah after I went back to see them lor, then, in the beginning they're are not even allowed to do any like


uh <mandarin>推拿:tui na</mandarin> or what so you're only allowed acupuncture, ya they just poke the needle the <mandarin>针灸针灸:zhen jiu zhen jiu</mandarin> !huh! tell me about it, but I didn't do the I do acupuncture all the time but it's just that


they only restrict to acupuncture when it first opened only after I think june nineteen, then you are allowed to then you are allowed to go back, yeah I think so


I suppose so, ya it's recording, it's just, goes into the lock mode, okay I try to adjust now, yeah


why,


!huh!, I thought you're supposed to work from home so you're not supposed to be travelling what


I mean if the kids are screaming you know that they are at home but, if you are talking about, if they're in a car in a bus, but can't they plan their meal time


(uh huh)


can do that meh


yours can ah, my office don't have this you know you can only login to


through the, office laptop, ya we are using teams ah, so basically you you most of people just use one device then they plug onto the earpiece and that's about it


!huh!


[orh] your home PC how come you not using company laptop


[orh] okay lah eh I think that's damn rude leh, I mean is is very rude I mean when you schedule a meeting with people like you schedule a zoom meeting you allocate the time for it you don't just like go around walking around as talk ah at most you don't attend the meeting if you if it's that's the case then just tell them that I'll login later


I don't think that is anything wrong leh I think is at I think it's only ethical to do that I mean like, just be polite lor ya lor <mandarin>没空:mei kong</mandarin> lor you're outside you're <mandarin>没空:mei kong</mandarin> what


anyway it's very dangerous to be like holding the phone, then <mandarin>走来走去:zou lai zou qu</mandarin> !walao!, you I mean this is they can talk to you but do you need to see the face what light usage of the video mah


ya lah, I don't know ah I don't I don't quite like it though, is like if I'm outside don't want to be doing zoom because it's like, I need to try to focus on my surrounding then after that I need to


make sure I can see them then people know what I'm talking about then also need to try to pay attention okay I cannot multitask that well


I feel like <mandarin>很危险:hen wei xian</mandarin> leh err ya but, I just don't feel that


they should be doing that, yeah, exactly, but you are endangering others


, I don't like it I feel very annoyed when people do that, tuition lor she's err, having math tuition with the marcia


online ah actually I don't really like it eh I feel that , she cannot really see she cannot really see what , erica is doing, then sometimes erica put the phone


in front of the screen, so the, teacher is like zoom can see her right but cannot see that sometimes she's distracted I don't know, I'm not sure though


ya lor actually I say and some more ah, is like she don't even need to travel to her house all these


she never discount leh I also a bit <mandarin>不爽我不爽啊:bu shuang wo bu shuang a</mandarin> but !aiya! <mandarin>算了:suan le</mandarin> I think that <mandarin>每个人都在赚钱:mei ge ren dou zai zhuan qian</mandarin> it's like times are hard what


eh I don't know leh I, I'm not that familiar with her not that close with her so I, a bit Paiseh lah


your friend what I thought is also your friend, marcia, marcia right marcia


no lah it's okay, it's just that, I don't know why, every time, the call, just come at this kind of timing


doing something then suddenly the phone, maybe I yeah lor, maybe later I text my, my dad, like


eh you save the video next time let her hear the child


(mmhmm), certain things lah certain things lah but some of the things that I find it very funny or if it concerns me ah <mandarin>是我的:shi wo de</mandarin> Daiji okay lah


if not is, the normal funny things like the other time she randomly sang national anthem that was very funny yeah I was like <mandarin>做工做到一半:zuo gong zuo dao yi ban</mandarin> suddenly right like what do you miss school


no that was during circuit breaker, ya she was at home, yeah yeah yeah when I was working from home ah


I was working from home then after that one one day I was like doing my work halfway then, I'm like, no no no the way she scold ah is not #si gina# she scold #sai gina#


I don't know it's like her the way she pick up Hokkien right she always have a special accent special tone quite funny one #sai gina#


she also what, but she knows what's vulgarity


no eh <mandarin>我没有这样笨:wo mei you zhe yang ben</mandarin> eh no but sometimes when I talk to erica when I talk to derrick ah <mandarin>会不小心:hui bu xiao xin</mandarin> <mandarin>不小心的发一点点:bu xiao xin de fa yi dian dian</mandarin> then derrick will be like


eh erica around , sherry ah, I know sherry what same church what


I don't know the husband,


oh then both go stand at corner pull ear lah


[orh], do I do that, I think usually, derrick is the one who catch me


yeah, I think he has controlled, his vulgarities usage pretty well , I think <mandarin>这新年:zhe xin nian</mandarin> since


since, we, ya I think I I once told him I said that eh you know you cannot always use vulgarities you know then your Kakia all these


you know, then after that he say ya lah ya lah so he tried to change but I think with uh, I think also partly after he come to church ah


then ya also, make a lot of difference ya lor yeah that's a good thing right I also think, uh both of us are going to church I mean but now of course no lah but we are still attending church


yeah lor that's why I say that when I buy another house I want to get a bigger place, so that, like we can hold cell group


I saw I saw I told the same thing to erica, you know what the parents go and buy then she was guessing guessing guessing guessing then after that I say no they go and buy cane I need to stock up on that also then she say no no you don't need you need to save the money for your retirement


I say it's two dollars only I can afford it don't worry she say no no you get a crying kid then after that you also lose two dollars two dollars is also money save it for your retirement, !walao! #buay tahan# why


ya !walao!


oh


oh ya ya ya lah eh <mandarin>我小时候也是这样的:wo xiao shi hou ye shi zhe yang de</mandarin> lor !walao! <mandarin>我妈妈很像哪里都有:wo ma ma hen xiang na li dou you</mandarin> cane <mandarin>的走躲躲到房间里那边一条躲到客厅也一条厨房也一条:de zou duo duo dao fang jian li na bian yi tiao duo dao ke ting ye yi tiao chu fang ye yi tiao</mandarin> scary sia


I think I think ah


the modern parents nowadays don't really use cane, only you probably only need to use the cane when your kid goes to primary school, when they start getting defiant I don't know, or maybe you should let them know that cane exists but you don't really use it


but when you want to discipline the kid you really really have to do it like, you just really got to, when I say that I'm gonna cane you I'm gonna cane you you just don't threaten, ya what I learn what I learn in early childhood is that you do not threaten the kid is like because when you when you were threaten the kid


is like they know that !aiya! fake <mandarin>的啦:de la</mandarin> fake <mandarin>的:de</mandarin> fake <mandarin>的不用怕不用怕不会打我的:de bu yong pa bu yong pa bu hui da wo de</mandarin> ya so when you mean when you say that you will do it you will do it, it's just like last time when, that's long when erica was a baby what I did was that


I remember when she try to, not to pack her toys right so what I did was I show her lor I show her that I really throw toy then after that


like she hold then halfway she dropped then she run away she don't want to bring it to the laundry area so I carry her I pick up her clothes, I walked to the rubbish bin throw, then she got a shock then she cry


ya her toys also like that, I say you don't want what you don't want to pack so I throw lor, ya milk bottle also throw, yeah so one time only one time only


so if you want to, discipline them you've got to do it lor you just don't threaten them I don't believe in threatening ah, uh so you mean your words


ya <mandarin>讲而已我不怕你的:jiang er yi wo bu pa ni de</mandarin> ya just like I tear away her school work also lor you don't want to do right you don't want do your homework right never mind I help you to solve your problem we tear, and she got a shock then after that the next day


the next day she pick up an assessment book, then she go and do it she say mommy I do my assessment book, like she knows that okay this person no joke


oh shit


do you ever read this article that they said that nagging parents produced more successful kids, have you ever read this article before, I don't like nagging also but they said that


the research has shown that daughters who grow up with naggy mothers they tend to be more disciplined and they tend to succeed in life complete their university


oh there's this report as well


I saw my friend's video of her cat !walao! like Paikia like that lor !wah! <mandarin>受不了:shou bu liao</mandarin> eh I cannot take it eh


!ee!


tyrant


eh what if you don't feed the cat


but who's the boss I'm the boss leh, yeah yeah yeah yeah I I I read about it I don't like cats either I don't like it


, eh that one quite funny then I go and make ericasing it then she like <mandarin>不要啦做么叫我唱歌:bu yao la zuo me jiao wo chang ge</mandarin> then she keep singing the song what <mandarin>我们不一样不一样:wo men bu yi yang bu yi yang</mandarin> the Tiktok lor that Tiktok


I think is a guys song is some don't know some China song or what ya ya ya ya, I heard of that before but I'm


I'm clueless cause I don't really listen to all these chinese songs, but you always uh synchronized with some songs right, I thought yeah they need to use they need to use with some songs so there are some very common songs


some very interesting songs, yeah,


oh, but erica keep telling me she keep she she's got a lot of followers eh I think at her age right she's got eight hundred over followers


ya it's like she literally have like eight hundred over followers and her account is private some more,


ya lor ya lor that's how it works lah


ya lor, what's the rationale right


I just find that Tiktok is not informative


yeah


<mandarin>今天我煮什么:jin tian wo zhu shen me</mandarin> ya Dalgona Dalgona ya lah same lah


IG very boring yeah


interesting stuff lor


yes yes yes yeah yeah yeah IG is just information lor like on what's the trend where's where's the


where's the where what's the food to eat, where is the place to go, which place is nice that kind of thing ah, it's just leisure leisure entertainment where else Facebook is more so of like informative


but I really don't see any information I can derive from, I feel that !walao! and my friend can tell me eh I stay up until two AM watching Tiktok I say !huh! for what


but you get the same thing when you are posting in Facebook Instagram <mandarin>不是:bu shi</mandarin> meh


very brainless lor I don't even know why it exist maybe China too Boliao already, [orh]


super star discovery, they trying to see who's the up (ppc) eh have leh


I think, what's that what's that show some singing I think so


no no no the celebrities are the judges, is it that one yeah I think so


I think so I don't ya ya ya then all the China from all the folks all the country folks all these come then you can see that !wah! their vocal are like really ah , there are very incredible vocals but


I don't know what they're singing, some of them they sing, their, folk song ah all the, all the tribal <mandarin>我不懂他们在唱什么啊:wo bu dong ta men zai chang shen me a</mandarin> I really <mandarin>不懂他们在唱什么:bu dong ta men zai chang shen me</mandarin> I was like watching okay lah <mandarin>他声音很好:ta sheng yin hen hao</mandarin> lor that's it lor <mandarin>就是这样:jiu shi zhe yang</mandarin> don't even bothered to like


trying to figure out what they are singing


!huh! did you no you didn't send me right you haven't send me right, oh oh oh okay okay okay


, eh butter factory is only these few years leh is no is


no now there's no more butter factory butter factory close down somewhere around two zero one six right, ya but then in the olden olden times when we were schooling that time when we all clubbing is all kental sparks do you remember ya sparks


yeah and China black, did you go China black no the one at pan #pan pacific# one, eh no pacific plaza pacific plaza


there's one at pacific plaza there eh thanks hor


, that's all


that's all, sparks is very #ah lian# #ah beng# lor I still like the crowd at zouk eh, I still like the crowd at zouk future


yeah I like future, okay you still go there now I mean like previously I mean before the COVID situation you still went what


did you not, the mambo lah


#boon boon#, #boon keat# yeah yeah yeah <mandarin>那个那个那个:na ge na ge na ge</mandarin> you know he


that one no you you forward me that, that zouk thing yeah oh yeah zouk yes the zouk one then they they the mambo night so called like the music mambo night then he was like <mandarin>在那边乱乱跳:zai na bian luan luan tiao</mandarin> you you got read the comments a not damn funny leh they say what is that guy doing


I don't know I like the feeling of a bit tipsy with the music !wah! quite Shiok eh


oh I need friends like that ya I always go always go with people like that <mandarin>一定要有这样的人:yi ding yao you zhe yang de ren</mandarin> but I will not club I will not club <mandarin>如果没有这样的人在:ru guo mei you zhe yang de ren zai</mandarin> if if none of my friends ah are like will take care <mandarin>算了算了不要去不要去:suan le suan le bu yao qu bu yao qu</mandarin> because you do not know what will happen mah


then you never <mandarin>问她你看到什么:wen ta ni kan dao shen me</mandarin> oh the old zouk ah or the new one


oh Junyi ya ya ya but very simple what you just tell them [orh] <mandarin>如果是你的朋友:ru guo shi ni de peng you</mandarin> then <mandarin>打电话给她:da dian hua gei ta</mandarin> lor <mandarin>你现在打打电话给她:ni xian zai da da dian hua gei ta</mandarin> lor show us that <mandarin>是你朋友啦:shi ni peng you la</mandarin> what the <mandarin>谁的家:shei de jia</mandarin> here no the #ang mo kio# one ah !huh! then did your father say anything


, oh last time when I'm drunk


I can still make my way home I can still dress myself I think the only time ah, that, I think I totally knockout was uh, before my wedding, I I went drinking then tequila I think I have half a bottle of tequila


nick eh nick eh tequila shot eh <mandarin>我一直:wo yi zhi</mandarin> shot leh, because it's very smooth okay, there are some drinks ah that you can't really like just like you don't feel anything one but tequila is very smooth lor you just like put with the lime the lemon and the salt then ya lor but then the the kick when it come right is like


uh no lah maybe one month before


no no no my friend call him to come and pick me


then


but last time clubbing <mandarin>很臭:hen chou</mandarin> eh, last time is very <mandarin>臭:chou</mandarin> nowadays clubbing is okay already but <mandarin>现在不可以抽:xian zai bu ke yi chou</mandarin> Liao mah


but <mandarin>你只是:ni zhi shi</mandarin> walk pass <mandarin>而已:er yi</mandarin> it's not as potent last time <mandarin>回去是那种:hui qu shi na zhong</mandarin> alcohol and <mandarin>那个:na ge</mandarin> !wah! that one is very smelly, #niam niam# <mandarin>的:de</mandarin> #niam niam# <mandarin>的:de</mandarin> ya ya no I will look lah I will look what I'm stepping on


but the most annoyed is I think is two zero one zero when I went to this club at, #clarke quay# !wah! that one irritating eh, the minute I stepped in somebody walk past me and puke on me I tell you I scold ten years' worth of vulgarities okay


christmas eve <mandarin>十年:shi nian</mandarin> worth of vulgarities okay


two zero one zero lor, ten years ago, twenty nine then


it's funny lor I do not know where it came from but it just, it just came


yeah I call erica <mandarin>鸡蛋糕:ji dan gao</mandarin> also, erica then oh oh okay okay derrick also scold <mandarin>鸡蛋糕:ji dan gao</mandarin> so it's very funny so derrick scold <mandarin>鸡蛋糕:ji dan gao</mandarin> right then after that


then <mandarin>它很像有:ta hen xiang you</mandarin> it puff out like four corners one


ya ya <mandarin>那种:na zhong</mandarin> chinese chinese <mandarin>他们很喜欢拿来拜拜那种的:ta men hen xi huan na lai bai bai na zhong de</mandarin> but it's very nice eh I like eh


no <mandarin>鸡蛋糕哪里是:ji dan gao na li shi</mandarin> green <mandarin>的:de</mandarin> ya ya ya I like that one then one day my mum was like she she bought the <mandarin>鸡蛋糕:ji dan gao</mandarin> from the market right then after that she was like asking me to bring it home then I was eating I say eh <mandarin>要不要吃鸡蛋糕:yao bu yao chi ji dan gao</mandarin> erica was like <mandarin>什么鸡蛋糕:shen me ji dan gao</mandarin> then I say eh <mandarin>要不要吃:yao bu yao chi</mandarin> she say <mandarin>鸡蛋糕不是你们每次拿来骂我的:ji dan gao bu shi ni men mei ci na lai ma wo de</mandarin> lor


do you want to eat no I don't want to eat something that you use to scold me, very funny you know where you stay right last time last time you stay in #ang mo kio# yeah


you know the Mcdonald Mcdonald market, that Mcdonald they got one store in the market there selling the yellow <mandarin>鸡蛋糕:ji dan gao</mandarin> which is very nice, I think it's just a very nice blend <mandarin>刚刚好的:gang gang hao de</mandarin> really <mandarin>刚刚好:gang gang hao</mandarin> is


it doesn't taste like, the sugar blend is just nice <mandarin>滑滑的:hua hua de</mandarin> (ppc), still have lah the heartland don't have meh


but if you go to, Hougang mall ah


[orh], ya <mandarin>鸡蛋糕:ji dan gao</mandarin> nice eh, (mmhmm), then you can eat I I like I like some of those like old traditional pastry


some very nice, [orh] the colourful colourful one ah yeah when we are young right then you'll bite off the top


then throw away all the biscuit, oh I did that, I did that also I did that when I was very young, and coincidentally, subsequently I read about this article they say that kids who knows how to save the best for the last they turn out they managed to succeed completing their university that's true that's true that's true so I remember when I was working in childcare that time right then we were like


like observing the kids then say oh you see you see these are all the kids, who who can withhold temptations these are the kids who has got self discipline, ya these kids got self discipline


Collin's oh ya I think not bad leh not bad not bad <mandarin>还是是那个有:hai shi shi na ge you</mandarin> I think their sweet potato fries ah


I think I think theirs is the they have one of the nicer sweet potato fries the other one I like is the fish and co, eh I like eh


oh yeah yeah, I think <mandarin>我有那个:wo you na ge</mandarin> promotion leh this month birthday month manhattan fish market eh I got a lot of one for one deal you can go for it yeah the scotts square


coffee yeah, yes I got a lot of one for one deals, ya I also got like fifty dollars Taolap voucher


I got to eat them like by august , basket <mandarin>讲我肥:jiang wo fei</mandarin> eh ya lah but really eh I find now going to gym very difficult


no because now gym they limit access is like you are only allowed like one sessions or maximum two sessions


like that it then you have to like, be exactly there so for example your class is uh, starting at five o'clock right, they only allow you to go in like four forty five for you to get ready and get into the class it's not like prior to that you can work out or what


ya like two hours lor, you can you can hang out in the gym for two hours, I think that you should be enjoying the facilities what I mean I paid for it leh


I thought so too I'm thinking to do that leh, but I'm using the old rate, I am using the old rate


!wah! is last time to me is, is a source of release lor, is like entertainment source lah is like, but I find that going to gym you are more disciplined in working out I mean you are more disciplined in completing the whole session no not just that because there is a group


there's a group then you feel very Paiseh you have to drop out halfway you know what I mean, no like for example you go for the classes right the body combat<mandarin>你不可能跳跳跳跳跳一半:ni bu ke neng tiao tiao tiao tiao tiao yi ban</mandarin> then <mandarin>你就这样走出去吗:ni jiu zhe yang zou chu qu ma</mandarin> unless you really cannot do it


then like for example there are people beside you <mandarin>你不可能说:ni bu ke neng shuo</mandarin> like, uh excuse me excuse me excuse me that kind of thing is quite embarrassing and also quite distracting when people do there ah I really want to smack them eh I say bloody hell don't come lah, ya so to my in to me right if you want you you intend to leave halfway


just stand by the side don't go and stand in the middle


, ya I cannot take it leh <mandarin>那种高高的:na zhong gao gao de</mandarin> that kind, that ya some is very <mandarin>肥:fei</mandarin> then some is very <mandarin>高:gao</mandarin> they're very <mandarin>高:gao</mandarin> then is like


how ah I cannot ah I always think eh !wah! this kind of people ah #buay zidong# lor there was there are sometimes I tell them that eh uh you are very tall right do you mind standing like at the corner or something because you're standing in the middle right we can't even see the instructor


okay lah how are you


yeah, roughly lor stay at home job lor


ya lor


where


what about you know, but, ah


[orh] I saw that


ah


so you think it's from the beach ah


oh luckily lah, I saw is quite bad right the thing


okay I will tell you what I eat last week, so I buy all the food is simple one just nearby and then like


get some food to eat during a short lunch break, so nearby is the <mandarin>咖啡店:ka fei dian</mandarin> coffee shop they sell those like <mandarin>菜饭:cai fan</mandarin> store, and most of the thing is okay lah the <mandarin>菜饭:cai fan</mandarin> at the Clementi is not bad


the, because the food is <mandarin>比较适合我:bi jiao shi he wo</mandarin> more suit to me, they cook like


I will just order the things I usually buy lor, , the steamed egg, long beans, and with fries lor sometimes I will just order for lunch and dinner at once also


uh ya so okay lor I quite like the food, but it's not much lah actually, ah, I think you never go one is like just next to the place where I work is just beside only lah those kind under the block HDB that kind


ya ya ya ya along the road one ah but there's two ah there's one outside then there's one inside inside one is better lah cause the food is they cook better, and it's not so expensive also


ya lor, uh, yeah, most all the most of the days I buy is the <mandarin>菜饭:cai fan</mandarin> from the chinese stall because no queue mah there's another store there sell the #nasi padang# one but it's got a lot of people


so a lot of the my colleague always like to go there then always long queue ah <mandarin>要等很久:yao deng hen jiu</mandarin> so I, but I got ever try the #nasi padang# for one


session, , not bad lah is quite, good also I order the fried chicken with the #nasi lemak# and then they put egg the chilli Padi


and then <mandarin>三块钱而已:san kuai qian er yi</mandarin> three dollar, ya very cheap, is very famous that store like they sell very cheap food and not bad lah the chicken is quite small but it's quite well well done is very crispy one


I think we just continue, okay ah, , ah mixture ah mixture some of them I my colleague from the work place after during lunch time they all go there and queue then another one is from <mandarin>他们住在上面的:ta men zhu zai shang mian de</mandarin> upstairs the


block they all stay there then they come down to the shop to buy lah, uh the store there is called power #nasi lemak# is quite famous ah actually among singaporean don't know you hear before or not


ya I think they are most famous one is #boon lay# in the #boon lay# then I think they open a few lah there's one more, in Clementi lor, yeah, ya I will just pack back eat lor there's a canteen inside


because got air con mah inside the canteen, what what


afford, yeah, about one hour


but I don't you walk out already fifteen minute you walk back then after that another fifteen minute


after that you have to go back already, ya lor so, try to make use of the time lah, not don't have a time to go out until west, Clementi mall or what is just nearby only


ya, it's quite inside leh okay lah maybe ten minutes to walk lah so you just walk a short distance out lah, but imagine you have to walk further other place Clementi mall is like twenty minutes to walk there already


so is, yeah it's actually quite a big place, unless <mandarin>有人驾:you ren jia</mandarin> motor <mandarin>出去:chu qu</mandarin> lor drive their motorbike then


not all the time I know them ah I only know some of them and I don't know all of them so, most of the time we just ownself go out lor while our break we go and buy you know


for our own yeah, [orh] anyway there's another question that, they want to ask is the, what is the one meal you will continue to eat for the rest of your life right, so <mandarin>这个:zhe ge</mandarin> question <mandarin>其实很有趣:qi shi hen you qu</mandarin> I think quite interesting because got so much food then you have to need to want the same food right for the rest of your life what you will choose right then I think about this a little bit lah I don't want to limit my rest of my life another twenty or fifty years like that don't want to limit the same food <mandarin>一直吃一样的东西很:yi zhi chi yi yang de dong xi hen</mandarin> Sian leh so I will choose something that got a bit of variety most likely is the same lah is the <mandarin>菜饭:cai fan</mandarin> that I will choose


because also is not so expensive what I imagine, one meal you eat for the rest of your life then you go and choose what abalone <mandarin>还是鲍鱼那种东西哇每天你要付多少钱:hai shi bao yu na zhong dong xi wa mei tian ni yao fu duo shao qian</mandarin> eh just to buy they never say is free what, but you can only maybe buy this same food for the rest of your life so I think ah I will just choose the <mandarin>菜饭:cai fan</mandarin> if let's say they said okay lah must be the same dish of the <mandarin>菜饭:cai fan</mandarin> you cannot


the <mandarin>菜饭:cai fan</mandarin> you choose fifty then everyday you can choose, uh out of fifty, it's not fair right is not the one meal maybe I choose three lor, it's quite good what imagine you eat the same meal three dishes got meat and maybe one egg with rice it's got four dishes ah you eat that for the rest of your life also can what nothing will go wrong right you got enough protein and whatever nutrients so I will choose that one lah


ya so if let's say the person really ask me ah, ah, what I would eat right, you guess what I will eat lah, what would I choose maybe the meat dish or what, ah how you know ah ya I will choose that one yeah because ah


ah okay I choose that one because the that one very nice ah they cooked with the tomato and then with the honey or what, then after that inside sometime they also put pineapple cucumber already inside the meat dish already got already, so is quite good what not bad and then like


I think they put tomato is healthy right #ku lou yok# lor then they fry it is very nice to eat what


ah, okay okay, if some of the some of the <mandarin>菜饭:cai fan</mandarin> they don't sell those kind of egg I will choose the steam egg, but other egg I also if let's say they good ah some of them got fried egg or those like <mandarin>卤蛋:lu dan</mandarin> right maybe I will choose that lah depends on my mood that day lah


ya but, one egg then steamed egg lor because they only sell that one mah, that one easy to make mah <mandarin>每次只做那个一大盘那个:mei ci zhi zuo na ge yi da pan na ge</mandarin> steam egg <mandarin>只是放在里面放一点水:zhi shi fang zai li mian fang yi dian shui</mandarin> then <mandarin>蒸:zheng</mandarin> then <mandarin>就可以拿出来了都不是煎蛋:jiu ke yi na chu lai le dou bu shi jian dan</mandarin> yeah <mandarin>有时可是有时候那个:you shi ke shi you shi hou na ge</mandarin> omelette <mandarin>他们不知道炒到:ta men bu zhi dao chao dao</mandarin> then <mandarin>放在那边好像很久这样不好吃的那个:fang zai na bian hao xiang hen jiu zhe yang bu hao chi de na ge</mandarin> steam egg tart <mandarin>比较好比较新鲜啦:bi jiao hao bi jiao xin xian la</mandarin> like you eat already you don't feel like you will get stomachache that kind


ya ya ya so that one is not really my favourite lah but if let's say for the rest of your life ah you must eat that ah just eat that one


I is one dish what but then imagine you order #ku lou yok# inside got pineapple inside got fruit already then you order the steam egg already then you got how many dish is three dishes but actually you got six maybe, I don't know lah maybe can like that or not, yeah,


ah okay yeah most likely will choose that one, uh usually I'll eat that one either that long been fried with garlic or, or the last time is #kang kong#


err yeah lor most likely is like that lor then the rice ah, yeah, if the rice


must choose right I will not choose the brown rice that kind lah now they would make the those kind of brown rice right don't want lah that one lah very disgusting imagine the rest of your life you have to eat brown rice then sometime they don't even cook it properly leh


then hopefully they cook it properly lah not the overnight that kind then ya lor, imagine these three ah what lah, ah #ku lou yok# this uh, steamed egg and the, and rice ah


ya lor imagine like that sometime they only charge three dollar four dollar then you eat for, then I very sad lah breakfast lunch dinner the same thing then after that, three hundred and sixty five days for the next ten years twenty years you have to go at the same thing don't even need to tell the uncle, eh I want this one lah he see your face ah !aiya! this fella come back again ah just order the same three thing ah okay lah just give the same thing lah three dollar four dollar also can lah still can survive right not say like ask you the rest of your life everyday eat what oatmeal ah cornflake ah


!wah! sia


, [orh] oatmeal maybe he said oh I take the oatmeal and I go make the what cereal prawn lah I don't make the prawn inside I go and fry the oat and then I eat my own cereal oat lah or what lah don't know what lah


this people finding nonsense lor, okay


free ah free of charge the same thing ah cannot lah that one I also have to choose carefully eh, imagine you choose that one lah you think why you choose an expensive one lah let's think of one you said lobster ah okay I want eat the what lobster from the miami or don't know where everyday fly the freshest one from japan or what


the same thing lah you everyday eat the same that one also you sick what so I rather still choose, something okay if you since you pay right now I will choose something got variety one even if it's not so expensive


ah so let me think ah what is a more expensive one lah but also got variety, uh, for certainly ah because all the food <mandarin>每次我吃东西:mei ci wo chi dong xi</mandarin> it's just like economical


okay , uh okay lah right now <mandarin>我可以想:wo ke yi xiang</mandarin> hor I think something along like something to do with beef one, uh like steak ah or be beef ah then got the three, three three course platter on the steak one like the Jack's Place <mandarin>那种东西啊:na zhong dong xi a</mandarin> ah inside got potato ah then got celery and whatever and with the french fry then with the beef ah must have three thing inside the dish one so at least ah imagine ten years you still eat the same thing still okay leh if one day you say !aiya! very sick of the french fry ah okay tomorrow I don't eat lah just eat the beef and the potato lor then the next day ah I very sick of the <mandarin>不要吃那个马铃薯:bu yao chi na ge ma ling shu</mandarin> Liao <mandarin>每天吃那个:mei tian chi na ge</mandarin> uh <mandarin>还是吃那个:hai shi chi na ge</mandarin> cauliflower <mandarin>我不要明天我不要吃那个:wo bu yao ming tian wo bu yao chi na ge</mandarin> then don't eat lor then you everyday just one one one you not so sick what still got a bit of choice within the range right ya lor but since the one free mah imagine if let's say you pay ah !wah! everyday you must go and buy and


uh meal leh <mandarin>在那个:zai na ge</mandarin> Jack's Place eh !wah! so expensive sia one month already <mandarin>多多钱几千块了:duo duo qian ji qian kuai le</mandarin> a few thousand dollar to just to eat the same thing and then, so if they pay for you then eat that one lah not bad what got beef ah everybody also like right just put there


uh they grill or they how else they they cook it steam ah, grill or they barbecue it lah, then season it well it's can be taste quite good what, sometime if you don't like ah with the thing ah then you just change the drink lah sometime ah you want the water I want coffee ah one orange juice I want the what ah then okay lah still not too bad lah that one is quite good variety mah


you imagine lah if let's say you give one person then the person never think then say he want to go and choose ah expensive one ah, okay then he say I will choose, the most expensive food lah, then he said every day I want to eat


, geoduck, something like that, !wah! one plate geoduck not cheap eh one <mandarin>大盘这样啊:da pan zhe yang a</mandarin> maybe like, hundred dollar they can charge you or I don't know lah those restaurant the fresh one ah


then he said oh I eat the geoduck !wah! he very happy sia his favourite food then he eat the first day then next week leh okay geoduck he said okay ah not too bad lah is expensive I still eat then after that eat the same thing again for the next month


then, okay


okay uh me ah I okay lah I not a super fan of sushi but if let's say you everyday eat salmon ah then always eat the raw fish good or not you also never really think about that right


[orh], okay okay then, cannot choose so many <mandarin>你可以选几样而已:ni ke yi xuan ji yang er yi</mandarin> let's say three sushi


because I also <mandarin>那个菜饭:na ge cai fan</mandarin> I only choose three what I never eat the whole stall right, ah you choose three then which one, ah, ya


ebiko, it's not like brush I already, prawn


okay, which


yeah, I think the, you eat the the in the seaweed the triangle that one call what ah, Temaki ah


I eat two first then after that three O'clock I eat one more when I hungry then also good what


it's quite easy then some more than one is uh can put can put barbecue sauce or what inside also add add some flavour to it, then it's not it's just the


, but one thing your choice is you choose all seafood


yeah, so ya lor, if let's say you choose all the one is seafood lah then also not balance what, everyday lobster and prawn and the salmon all then might as well you, become a go and live at the ocean everyday eat the prawn is the same as the person what


you know, ya lor actually you can choose like one chicken or what they have Teriyaki chicken or one like vegetable one those kind of what seaweed inside what at least got maybe you choose one more


[orh], okay lah I was just thinking what else would other people choose you know something that is, popular some popular food they liked but they you can eat non stop mah, then they don't get tired of it for the rest of their life what


shepherd pie


okay, yeah


ya actually is very important <mandarin>因为那个人也是会老啊:yin wei na ge ren ye shi hui lao a</mandarin> imagine this person


most likely he will not eat this kind of thing already what the teeth also cannot chew, so you also have to think about !wah! later next time I cannot even eat this thing


correct and cannot be too unhealthy cannot be oily and sweet sugary suddenly you got diabetes then everyday eat the same thing, !wah! then he's gonna like kill himself for it man ah


ya ya usually they will prefer to eat protein I think, maybe


ya now the thing is our question is force you, diet, so if you have to eat one thing is not balance already you choose everyday you go and eat something even if the healthiest thing on earth


you go and eat what is damn disgusting but very healthy ah, I say you eat the, celery, !wah! <mandarin>你每天吃那个:ni mei tian chi na ge</mandarin> raw <mandarin>的你:de ni</mandarin> grind the raw celery and not cook and drink it everyday you drink it morning afternoon at night want to sleep already give you one more


maybe also make until you cannot sleep, then, it this one also become unhealthy what, the person like it also maybe ah !wah! they smell the thing ah they smell like <mandarin>垃圾:la ji</mandarin> to them already like garbage, then it become unhealthy what until he don't like it he don't want to eat eh is become a unhealthy thing to him already eh


possible if let's say it isn't


then <mandarin>我的答案会完全不一样:wo de da an hui wan quan bu yi yang</mandarin> Liao, if then I will just not be limited by the constraint of the question mah cause they say I can only choose one leh so I better choose properly man if I choose only what you I want to eat everyday I eat ice cream ah I think I just live for five more years after I say bye bye already


uh, uh okay maybe we can change the question a bit lor since we were talking about that already our favourite food right let's say if I change the question ah now to what is one food lah that you would last meal you will eat


so you cannot eat anymore already if let's say this person ah gonna be put on death row and then you can choose anything you know budget constraint or they give you, any food you choose from the earth will bring to your table and you eat, to your, your, best and your <mandarin>最快快乐:zui kuai kuai le</mandarin> to your heart's content


what is that meal you will choose I guess so lah, eh but you know the prisoner they have, some option that they had this final wish ah they can write three thing or what then they will try to fulfil them most of them


some of them ask for cigarettes some of them ask to meet their family and then some of them asked for don't know lah ya things here and there lah, funny funny things all lah


just think of your favourite food lah if you only had one more time to eat something right what is the best thing that you would want to eat


okay lah then we answer the favourite food one lor then later we answer this one see how is different anyway we got time what


ah


so is there any form of potato you will not accept, let's say you want potato ah I say okay I give you


mashed potato, and plain, you will take ah, ya


so is make it taste better I think so


if not it will not be so nice to eat


okay


ya, okay


I think I will choose something seafood leh most likely I will choose like lobster, the expensive mah and it's not healthy also it's not something I will eat everyday


like to eat because is, difficult to get what then is expensive and the taste is also not bad, the lobster if they cook it well lah, in any way they cook it actually even if you boil lobster I think also can be quite nice to eat like you steam it, like the steamed crab steamed lobster <mandarin>这种东西也是不错的:zhe zhong dong xi ye shi bu cuo de</mandarin> but if they grill it then nice ah got a lot of flavour then is like considered err


would I say a gourmet food, I guess so, yeah, so ya lor if my favorite food ah I will choose that one lah but not everyday mah, once in a while that's why is your favourite what if everyday you eat also become not your favourite


yeah


not, you talking about not fresh ah, so far


I never eat this kind like I never really see people make like that how they cook it with the porridge or what, no


actually crayfish also not bad lah because you got budget right sometime I think crayfish is like a second alternative to lobster, ya so even if you said the


seafood taste not so nice right, I think the crayfish or even though you've got that strong seafood taste I still okay I still eat it just to to save some money ah if I got the craving to eat the lobster taste ah, but I can't really think of


anything like if you thinking about the lobster very , fishy that kind of smell then I don't like maybe I can think of the lobster bisque


ya lor, this is something that I find lah


I just think it's not fresh lah


yes if I will have to describe I'll say is like as though, it's not as bad as like you smell the garbage but


so of course nobody will eat what let's say got one tuna ah, I find that that the normal fish you just cook like that sometime if they don't cook well I find that there is that fishy taste to me that's why I don't feel like eating it


but <mandarin>奇怪的是:qi guai de shi</mandarin> if lobster you say got that taste right I don't I don't think that that is off putting


I I or another point I have to pick about the fish right is because the fish got bone, and then I don't like to eat the, fish ah then I always have to very scared lah got bone later stuck in my throat or later eh that time got one time got the bone then I have to go to hospital to check is very what leh very troublesome eh and then don't it's like the phobia lah you have to eat this thing is dangerous got bone then still smelly then after that you don't like of course I don't want lah I won't take what


rather than you compared to lobster eh that one nice what the taste good after no bone then after also good, , err seafood taste of course I you will take mah


the tuna the can one right, actually that one I okay because I don't find that that one got very fishy smell only sometime <mandarin>你们买那些:ni men mai nei xie</mandarin> curry <mandarin>的:de</mandarin> uh <mandarin>那个特别:na ge te bie</mandarin> fishy <mandarin>我不知道为什么:wo bu zhi dao wei shen me</mandarin> but <mandarin>那个:na ge</mandarin> normal tuna <mandarin>我可以吃:wo ke yi chi</mandarin> then sardine <mandarin>我也可以吃:wo ye ke yi chi</mandarin> the one look by can maybe I think in a sense you are right also


in a sense if they cook a certain way until there is no smell ah I can take it but most of the time I think a lot of the stall right they use the fish is not fresh one that's why I find like those kind of like, I don't know lah okay, I give you some example some of the fish that I will not take the Saba that kind <mandarin>那种鱼很多骨的我就不会吃:na zhong yu hen duo gu de wo jiu bu hui chi</mandarin> even though I find that that one don't have the fishy taste


I will not take that one, the salmon raw one I also will not take because that one not cooked, then I don't know got germ inside or not <mandarin>我有吃一个次过:wo you chi yi ge ci guo</mandarin> then <mandarin>我觉得:wo jue de</mandarin> I just don't understand why people like it ya then they say put the wasabi then they say slide down your throat all <mandarin>这种东西:zhe zhong dong xi</mandarin> !aiya! I don't know lah what's so nice about oyster I never try before


but I got eat those like clam clam that kind ah Hum or Lala or what okay only lah, it but the thing is the people they say they you like seafood right like prawn or lobster you would like the oyster but I don't really like the oyster I don't know it's just not oyster the Lala and the what ah


and the Hum I don't really really like it is like, it's a different kind of seafood taste to me lah ya, anyway, the fish right okay so like some stall right, what kind of stall cook fish


example


okay that one some of them can cook it without no without any smell I will take, that one okay and no bone I will take, sometime the fish porridge they cook that kind ah no smell I also will take


fish and chip no smell that one I will take the kind of fish that one don't know is catfish or don't know what kind of fish ah ah ya I I suspect there is catfish because sometime is quite cheap there they sell it also one fish like that five dollar six dollar yeah


yeah


at where one, it's a restaurant ah


oh okay


yeah, , uh true true it has to make it taste better but like for example the I give you the example the fish porridge that kind ah those that no no bone one lah


I will eat what no soya sauce what but they cook with a nice porridge lah a bit of salt like that, sometime that's why must have no bone one so that one I can eat I give you so many example I eat the fish already what till now I eat sardine actually I eat but just that some stall cook it badly that's why


can can can canned sardine can do


okay you must think of one example suddenly I cannot think of who will cook the fish that I don't eat


because I can only think of the thing that I eat, ah that one got the smell


okay if you really want to really make a closest comparison that one I will think I will link it to the Saba, the Saba if you don't fry it ah


I also won't eat because I find it quite fishy, like the Batang lah if you boil it <mandarin>那种东西:na zhong dong xi</mandarin> I will not eat it actually now that you tell me about this ah you know like Otah right


but I will still eat Otah because maybe got no bone, yeah , yeah I think so maybe no I think because ah I really don't the thing is already got bone I don't want already cause the bone is like so small it can get stuck in your throat then suddenly some more you give me this one's very smelly ah <mandarin>这种鱼我当然是不要吃啦:zhe zhong yu wo dang ran shi bu yao chi la</mandarin> what for I want to go and eat this then like still have to go and filter out the bone all that it's such a hassle you know I might as well go and get some chicken or


something lah, ya lah, we can go and buy grocery or dinner


okay you want what question we answer the last meal that question then later you discuss, something else for five more minute ah then I think is okay, okay last meal lah so you just now said, you eat potato right then last meal now


okay


okay maybe I give you some


observation, maybe one or two there uh a meal that costs ten thousand ah that nobody would you except the millionaire or what lah but it seems like if you are making food you want to cater to as many people as possible so maybe you put a bit higher hundred dollar


some people will still go what even what birthday celebration they will still go but no restaurant will be constantly charging what five thousand for one meal right, then their customer pool is very small only, so got some food is more exquisite lah possibly


possibly there is ah if you want uh exquisite ah there is, if you


oh ya ya ya ya fine dining right got got yeah but the ingredient is not very special mah is only you pay for the label then how much how expensive can that meal be


maybe three hundred five hundred you don't eat everyday but okay lah last meal I can, I can


yeah, maybe, ya lor like if you really want very expensive food I can only think of like you know the dessert then they put like those kind of gold leaf lah you know they put in the ice cream that time I saw one video with the high end chocolate from don't know where caribbean or where then they put with mixed with the gold flake ice cream then after that


ya that one high end food lah but you eat that one is also all normal ingredient what chocolate