for our wedding, ya, ya lor


err okay okay I'll try ya maybe your birthday ah see how


eh what what you want to do on your birthday, uh oh, I know I know you want go service is sunday on that day, ya definitely you will go service all of us will go service !huh!


ya, , but I'm not sure we can go back church no maybe, see how the situation, that's like four months later already


don't know leh


ya that's true


I don't think phase three will come so soon lah I think phase three will come only like


but they are I heard, ya there's not only one vaccine there's different countries developing the same different kind of vaccine, so it's quite hopeful lah I feel and they are doing the phase three I heard lah


the last daily video like I don't know how true is it but he he says that there's one vaccines at currently at phase three, yes phase three means their, there's a few proven tests that you know


they need expert lah if they no expert I think, ya just controlling through wearing mask I mean we will still need to wear masks


you do a business on selling mask I think we will profit quite a lot , ya that's true


I believe it will come with a cause, how much ah hundred, at least four singapore I think they try


ya that's true they gonna vaccine the whole freaking country


three USD is about singapore six, because of <mandarin>他的:ta de</mandarin> president ah


economy not doing well [lah] nowadays, ya, okay


eh, hello, , really ah, how <mandarin>热:re</mandarin> is it, !wah!


, a'ah


ten o'clock, what time you sleep ah yesterday, quite early ah before <mandarin>一点:yi dian</mandarin> lor, while watching like you know, indian matchmaker making and laughing at the stupid woman, Apanah okay lah she's not she's not stupid lah actually she's very smart


he's good eye roll, good eye roll, no she's not aunty Simah she is one of aunty Simah'S client but she's the toughest client so far


like tough because, so aunty Simah is helping Apanah who is one of her clients that you know who wants to get married then Apanah <mandarin>在她在美国:zai ta zai mei guo</mandarin> err


locations mah, so she's in america Houston then she's so annoying as a person cause she's so picky , basically to her like her life is like what her mum like err set for her she is just


like you know, , so like when people ask her oh you go at a oh why don't you go to a <mandarin>沙滩海边:sha tan hai bian</mandarin> you know you go and chillax for <mandarin>十天:shi tian</mandarin> then she's like why do I want to relax for ten days there must be something very wrong if I wanna relax for ten days straight


she is lah she but she has no chill one and then like all the people that she talk to like , a lot more chiller than her cause she's like so highly strung like successful everything must be packed one so ya lor


cannot find someone lor I'm waiting for the submissive husband that the face-reader consulted aunty Simah that tell her you know she needs a submissive husband I'm waiting for the submissive husband to like come out ya, (hmm)


no Apanah is the daughter, she's the candidate but she's very picky like her mother, reflects on myself <mandarin>我有这么挑剔吗:wo you zhe me tiao ti ma</mandarin>


nothing ah I mean technically it's her choice lah but she she entered into this arrangement that she wants to find a !wah! she's so hard to make conversation with then she she ya then you see two sides lor err oh I think we click then the guy side


I think we have nothing in common , ya lah


I don't know eh, I just watch until episode like three four like that three, I'm in the middle of three lah then then at that stupid conversation where they had the date right I'm like !wah! she's so annoying leh watch again !wah! I really wanna slap her


she's just very annoying, , err ya, not really it's not very nice unless you on air con cause it's polyester


it is ah, basically he's actually I find that he, it's , I have no more uh err I'm lying on ah I have too much pillows and then this one is just that's why he's like abandoned to like the corner


I know right guess the item on the bed, it's a giant, pillow , it's a <mandarin>抱枕:bao zhen</mandarin> okay


ya lor, I don't know one hour, , , I listened to very boring podcast like know they read off blogs then it's just in audio form I like that kind because it takes about seven minutes


(hmm), certain areas lah like you once you reach like marymount Bishan it's like , (mmhmm) , think of her right


!aiyo! <mandarin>她很凶:ta hen xiong</mandarin> eh, err (hmm) ya ha that's why she's a candidate, , you don't know know hi babe intern yo minister intern yo


terrible leh, a'ah I did like the first page then I see the second page err I think we haven't cover this topic yet so !aiya! <mandarin>等一下才看啦看老师怎么说:deng yi xia cai kan la kan lao shi zen me shuo</mandarin> lor <mandarin>一篇而已:yi pian er yi</mandarin> the other one I really don't know cause is a grammar thing then I'm like


did I learn this I don't think I learned this yet, (ugh) later then see lor, technically yes lah so I see so I see my textbook got scribbles ah <mandarin>写这个写那个:xie zhe ge xie na ge</mandarin> but then after that hor <mandarin>我:wo</mandarin> last week I see I like (hmm) what is this I don't know man


the ghost of my past lor left me already long time ago, then how, what else ah podcast podcast this kind lor talk cock lor


actually talk cock one ah I, some may their be very current topics mah then you hear opinions lor I like to listen to, recently I listen to the dee Dee-Kosh she has he has a new podcast spill the tea then he will invite like you know err catfishes so anonymous people who will bring in


like uh like people who want to uh remain anonymous but share their experiences <mandarin>这样啦:zhe yang la</mandarin> though, so there was <mandarin>有一次他有找一个:you yi ci ta you zhao yi ge</mandarin> KTV bar girl, !wah! <mandarin>很:hen</mandarin> interesting leh, you you honestly wouldn't know lah but you just listen then you'll be like oh


!wow! exciting life, not too bad lor then she's that that time uh , [bah]


it is ah it is but she she she's not the boss lah but she sort of work for , I don't know I cannot remember but like err I think like got Mama-San one lah then you give a card lor then they introduce like clients to you lor then she said most of her clients like err


uh , uh then like you know enjoy experiences then


ya, ya then after that like because Dee-Kosh he he is , he he is <mandarin>蛮:man</mandarin> like <mandarin>保守的啦:bao shou de la</mandarin> conservative, ya he runs he's a radio D J emcee mah he's a host mah so he does a lot of this kind of ad-hoc things on his side also I think


he D J for , I don't know I watch him more on youtube anything, I think power, may maybe it's power


it's a small world because I think he he begin in like nine eight seven a lot of people started there mah, ya, nine eight seven then after that just jump around lor I mean, me lor


if I if I take my father car in the morning I'll actually listen to radio, that's how I know like you know, that's when err <mandarin>大学的时候:da xue de shi hou</mandarin> right ah, early morning they every day they will play like err how to vote you know they'll give you a ink


self-inking pen so every day I listen okay you'll be given a self-inking pen then I'm like no need bring pen lah why everybody so Kanchiong then I go there eh it's a self-inking stamp, then I'm like , this radio every day talk this one but then come out all different uh #gong simi#


I was very confident it was a pen mah then, ya it's not it's not like a big knob thing right something you can easily just scribble but technically you just like


chop <mandarin>了后面:le hou mian</mandarin> then chop <mandarin>前面:qian mian</mandarin> eh, I think the pen <mandarin>坏:huai</mandarin> is just like people who are just,


, probably, (hmm) it is lor, eh then do you know hor err <mandarin>那个:na ge</mandarin> charles Yeo is now the acting, what you call that chairperson of reform party


don't know leh, so fast meh come, days then go back quarantine another fourteen days Si~, [orh]


so good ah, ya shit he shit stir already then Bo news leh, so hor so so boring, I wanna know what what what what naughty deeds the other person did mah, a'ah


oh it's true ya but then you know like you know it's so like , it's so sleazy and never mind lah he got maybe you know higher powers helping him cover up


(ugh), allegedly allegedly say first say first nobody knows we're just talking cock


bar hostess then the last one we were talking about err, err sexual assault err how to deal with sexual assault cases and she he got err aware representative so actually err I think one of the things that I find interesting was like cause they had two guests one guy one girl who shared their assault experiences lah


then one of the guy he's gay then he was, drugged and, raped, but when he reported to the police err they say like oh, you wanna file a case ah you pay us lah, because technically he cannot report


because of, correct so after that I like eh actually this law here hor is is , problematic, hurt


, ya, then ya then three seven err I mean aware also provide like so they provide what err, what you call that, err not it's not really aftercare but


they help you to err, it sort of support you when you want to report cases basically and then advice you how to go forward a'ah and it's uh it's uh not just for women it's also for men


so I'm like things you never know, ah


(oo)


, okay lah,


oh my god last week's spoiler was so bad leh somebody go and post the CCTV the creepy the , creepy eyes then I was like ya


ya then I freakily scroll away I'm like why so no the first was why this woman's eyes so scary that her that look very scary like really very, really very scary then like !wah! <mandarin>吓到不可以看:xia dao bu ke yi kan</mandarin>


got spoiler,


finally right, even though I I took like you know a lot of weeks later to catch up


the show is good ah I mean it's better than the king ah


what's her name #kim go eun# , , #kim go eun# a lot of people don't like eh


ah then how you watch how you watch how you watch ya, of her


, he don't know mah, nobody know until they finally realise this is the woman that cause to die


, ya , !phew! (uh huh) <NEN>


what else, uh, ya we still have about


oh talking about podcast okay so if if there's really one educational podcast, lito ya


we are the we same same mah it came out that time (hmm) then after that she follow then I also follow then we all follow, (ppc), then not bad that one I think they do code switching oh, a lot of times


code switching as in like you know switching from english then to and <mandarin>华语然后:hua yu ran hou</mandarin> leh go back to english then it a local it's very local, it's local but they don't talk about local topics, where like err creative entrepreneur kind of shit lah


[orh], but actually, they do talk they cover that in like first season but now they talk a lot on self , a lot of err not really self-care it's more like, self-improvement


sounds very !woo! !woo! lah, it's true mah cause cause some people don't like to talk about this kind of tape or listen mah but they but they break it down to quite like , relatable things and easy to do tasks


like how like , what to say leh , how teach you how to reframe your mind kind of thing, the thing is not bad certain lessons all are like very practical things one lah in a sense but you need to apply it to yourself ah


then they also do some interviews, teach you how to save money teach you how to don't spend money that kind of thing, a bit different, don't spend on like


ya, I don't know, go and listen lor, !wah! this thing very long leh <mandarin>要讲多久:yao jiang duo jiu</mandarin> oh my, !wow! not not a long time


, unless you awkward lor but actually no I find that <mandarin>跟:gen</mandarin>


but most of the people I meet they still talk more than me lah so I just down there like !whoa! carry on and you were saying <mandarin>来吧来吧:lai ba lai ba</mandarin> just <mandarin>我:wo</mandarin> then <mandarin>我:wo</mandarin> just <mandarin>接:jie</mandarin> lor at the back


oh yes <mandarin>美人鱼:mei ren yu</mandarin> leh oh my god <mandarin>以前的:yi qian de</mandarin> , err <mandarin>你当当年的:ni dang dang nian de</mandarin> ,


eh you know trying to like, it's okay so he's not married lah he's just like,


well we gave him a catfish name call <mandarin>美人鱼:mei ren yu</mandarin> nobody knows who he is, doesn't matter the person who's gonna transcribe this doesn't know mah it's gonna, maybe it's a, maybe it's a bot then they analyse like you know how much is like <mandarin>华语啊:hua yu a</mandarin> how much is like <mandarin>英语啊:ying yu a</mandarin> then


and how much is just us like going okay , recognises ah


, ya, whether they use that as trigger right like you then like (hmm) oh what are you saying, like that that day was in office the suddenly siri pop up then it's like ya okay, yes we were having a I don't know whose phone somewhere like at the other side of the table then we were having a discussion with my boss then michelle was like saying uh okay let's just do this ah we all agree right


is from one corners the phone went yes okay then we're like, who what nobody asked you you shut up , so awkward not so like very scary


ya very scary then then after that we pause, everybody heard that right ya whose phone I don't know could be your phone could be my phone I don't know whose , it's very funny


ya, so we don't know like, !hais!, don't think so lah


err <mandarin>没有啦:mei you la</mandarin> curious lor, then lor how come you all meet leh, , you say happy birthday to him ah


ya man, oh my god, chris no I'm like who is who is chris who


, ya lor not the not the one that's what like you know <mandarin>在做瑜伽在:zai zuo yu jia zai</mandarin> instagram <mandarin>那个:na ge</mandarin> chris #yuan ning# lor that's the first chris that came to my mind


you know ya different mah, I wonder if he still stays in #lorong chuan#, , ya, I don't know but I did see him once on MRT before


no lah, uh, no lah, people still know me meh, , I won't say hi until the person come and say hi one mah, or I have something that I want to know or need from that person lah


if not you say hi to him then what so awkward, very long ride from Chinatown to Serangoon leh then I still have to walk home with him right <mandarin>我不是:wo bu shi</mandarin> cry


(mmhmm), who is less talkative than me #jia yi# lor, <mandarin>会:hui</mandarin> meh eh, , no ah everybody got a lot of thing to say


oh my god only ten thirty, this is horrible, what else


he stay in Tampines ah, even worse , , a'ah [orh]


ah <mandarin>一起:yi qi</mandarin> Dao lor <mandarin>这样:zhe yang</mandarin> lor, !wah! not bad leh


!wah!, !wah! ,


my nose very itchy, nothing just itchy lor never moisturise my face, !aiya! <mandarin>我十点起来我:wo shi dian qi lai wo</mandarin> text <mandarin>你:ni</mandarin> good morning ah


, what your your cushion all the sagging one ah


, just change your work chair that chair is so small, it's true ah, ya


office chairs are all very expensive it's by <mandarin>八十多到百多的:ba shi duo dao bai duo de</mandarin> !hais!, how much


it's a balloon lor so you're sitting on a water balloon lor


you just sink lor, you buy already so it'll come today


, okay, okay ah


, ergonomics table, , it's true if I were to work from home hor I don't like this chair


I guess so but we need to like but we are quite loud lah in this room there's nothing but


, podcast lor


I watched the video lah, cause they teach you how to talk about code switching mah so you cannot force, so you cannot like oh oh oh I think we never hit like <mandarin>那个华语的:na ge hua yu de</mandarin> quota <mandarin>然后现在呢要要讲华语:ran hou xian zai ne yao yao jiang hua yu</mandarin> then you talk for six minutes you shouldn't do that lah


and you shouldn't like if we did we did a bit lah like we shouldn't explain certain words like oh <mandarin>我们去这里:wo men qu zhe li</mandarin> oh <mandarin>是:shi</mandarin> like then you say the same thing in english also like not very


so far I don't know the feeling is, , ya I guess we won't know lah we finish ready we submit then we know lor, correct but I really don't think this will be listened by a human


uh, because rainy season is over


unbearable, !haiya!, <mandarin>我不懂:wo bu dong</mandarin> I cannot help you, because I also find it very hot but I do this


, Kaypoh mah, so who Jio who out


two days then you five days later, you


okay ah good ah save on transport ah, then


then how you fly, she want take bus meh she want take train meh


don't want, , so he, !huh! okay, ,


okay, so she !wah! #jia yi# took train eh, ,


ya man, and then, eh, oh


[orh] I also not home leh, , [orh]


then how change label lor give who give give the at night people you meeting lor, !wow!, where is blue label, no


hill, bottom of the hill where I am (ppc)


, , I very long actually hor I haven't walk up the hill in a very long, my father send me to #lorong chuan# MRT, then if if if this didn't happen most of the time he send me all the way to office


, eh and we are like like my is it's just the like ya ten minutes down, five five minutes down three bus stops down


try the think why is the mall easy to Agak, uh true


actually a lot of weirdos like stay here, cause sometime


why, (oo) [orh] the one, that one not weird lor that one is just <mandarin>那个是有钱不是:na ge shi you qian bu shi</mandarin> weirdo weirdo is like, like sometimes I come back four AM mah


right


ya you have like you have like like you know


I cannot relate


that but but but I do late at night one then not say late at night like ten ten PM ah then, ya lor then there was one day err going up going out to work, then after that there was see this lady she in full on like winter hike gear


she wear, ya like like that leh is not say it's raining whatever got, seven eight seven eight like that, what you call that the puffy coat


ah down feather coat, track pants ah then carry the big hover sack Siao one I think she want to lose weight [bah], but you want to soak in the marinations meh


feel so gross, ,


go away, where, why, [orh] she at TGS now ah,


don't want, this I also only can disturbance like , I don't know if I should go and <mandarin>按摩:an mo</mandarin> or not, can cancel ah I'm not in pain ah


don't know why I book for what for fun laughter peace or, Shiok mah, but I don't know why I go there then after that I go where go home, go orchard do what


what time, my massage at four, [orh], talk cock sing song


ah <mandarin>去看看世界:qu kan kan shi jie</mandarin> lor, like I said lor I haven't been to orchard since phase two open, the first few weeks


people never go out they're like I need to spend my money, , [orh]


or the worst worst uh okay lah actually that one not too bad, check in


ya I think like #ah gong# #ah ma# hor #le bo dian wei# ah then how


it is ah, that's why they don't I don't know but, in, cause I know the seniors at home they don't give a fuck one until got one day I'm like eh, doesn't mean I check in hor I check in for you all eh, ah you all must check in one then I make everybody check in then they


then then my mother now scared to do everywhere she go she check in,


, , you hor you horrible person but okay I guess that is one way of remembering


she forgets


you lor , , , that's I mean it's a, one thing to do lor actually the worst thing is not doing anything


then you you don't know what to do then you end up, horizontal looking at a screen , , !huh! that that's me on weekends


I need to watch my aunty Simah I need to see Apanah come with her happy ending I don't like her but I love her because of the show , , then I'll then I'll be like Orbi good lor


okay what, it's okay she doesn't give a good ending cause I already say she's a bitch I wanna slap her, , busy lor, in dealing with your aftermath


I guess a lot of you know , ha <mandarin>想:xiang</mandarin> S need a lot of thinking and, ,


really, like what, don't need to art jam can come to my house I have all the things


I think I have blank canvas also so but need to gesso ah


it's like colouring book lor, no I don't like to do small things I like to do big things


crazy lah so small


[orh] , do now then give now then ah happy early actually we'll be like idiot <mandarin>什么鬼:shen me gui</mandarin>


oh oh god, your friend and her being free , I'm like your your price of freedom <mandarin>很高:hen gao</mandarin> eh


are you talking about the condo thing ah


do you know to me it's like, , buy one get one free hor,


she very shackled down like that, ya, it is


ha, ah yes yes so the podcast always tell you like you know if you think you are is trapped in a thing right you pause first you can un-trap yourself one it's all in your thinking, it's all in your mind


have ah, , Neh all the this one, there this one


I tell you lah this one this is the, is the, not very difficult, there


damn <mandarin>搞笑:gao xiao</mandarin> one ah, this one is the hundred and ah no ya, because they hang you there then take a photo mah you see my face


!wah! cannot make it eh, err how can how can, oh this another thing


oh this is myself one, , a lot of the, you know I have like things like that also


!hais! I don't know lah, I know right


oh no this is another thing, no lah nobody knows cause nobody comes to my room one mah, come my room for what got nothing one except for ugly photos


it's the eh we go korea one, ya, have ah, we went to, Busan, is it, I cannot remember


oh no no no, ah ya ya ya, ya, , ah they were at ah Busan Busan I think it's Busan


the, ya, ya Busan we went Busan together all of us, !wah! hungry hungry until die eh


don't know ah, uh then lor uh, random shit


#jia yi# would be like this is the worst like part of the trip we left her for like a good god knows how long, then she go and she go and I go buy this and eat


moving on lor


this one got build up, cause they do one normal loop first mah then you like eh never lah don't have lah okay one then suddenly you feel it slow down then go up then you see, oh


I'm gonna meet my maker, , , this is where I meet my maker that's it Liao bye bye friends


and then after that the you ever go back to hotel there eat watch, I think err I don't know eh I thought connoisseur is because <mandarin>我们:wo men</mandarin> the corn soup at the train station


we we went to a mountain somewhere a village we cross a bridge and then go up a mountain then we take like a photo at the there's like a place you put your phone then you can take a photo


come on I <Z> forgot, that was the coldest part of the trip, going to when we actually the first part of the trip was, err <mandarin>去那个:qu na ge</mandarin> uh <mandarin>海边:hai bian</mandarin> !wah!


the first night there cold sia then after that go the mountain cold , then in between in Tokyo was okay lah was just rainy, ya, then #kin guan# came


oh, oh my god horrible dude leh this guy, he he was drunk for two days, there was one one day he I don't know is one day or full day lor one day he go drink he found this very nice place then he whole day talk cock with the bartender then after that we join him then there was one day he really own self then we come back then see this dude outside our door


like slumped, yes then we poke him then he's like (ugh), no lah bring him in ah, then after that he help he help #jia yi# to there was one night #jia yi# want to repack her stuff mah try to fold everything and then pack then he came over to help her pack


so, he being a dude, , then just <mandarin>塞:sai</mandarin> then to him just <mandarin>塞:sai</mandarin> into the bag and then squeeze the air good already she cannot take it cause everything is very <mandarin>乱:luan</mandarin> then she repack everything after he go shower or something then he you go and see she down there this guy so annoying


they they manage to ya


but my luggage was huge lah, I tell you what was the most the worst part of the trip in terms of buying was going to Don-Don-Donki


guess the worst part we're a bit like half drunk go in listen to that annoying song, then after that like, eh, ya, ya, how long more ah


[orh], okay, , it is ah


there's this thing oh my god I need to have it, put in trolley


horrible


no we sober up when you are packing your luggage, then we fucking sober down there I want slap myself


[orh] shopping basket hor I very nearly hor was #jia yi# say luckily you walk very fast why leh uh Sakama want to stop you tell you to go and check it in cause I was at the gate already


cannot check in mah, that stupid thing, and that that bolster thing, can you imagine, it's not a chair pad


the chair pad is there I also bought I bought this in Donki friend, like I said


, (mmhmm) so I stuff this thing this thing inside that thing then I have the nicole Ann the plastic bag then I tie then I carry this thing mah cannot put in luggage anyway not big enough


ya I bought this then it was like that like that then put inside that one, uh <mandarin>我很想上厕所:wo hen xiang shang ce suo</mandarin> though


then we pause, or you talk by yourself, pause mah, I try lor


and we are back commercial break, , I don't know japan lor, when when to go japan again


err I know ah you bought like you know <mandarin>飞机票啊:fei ji piao a</mandarin> , <mandarin>跟你讲不要买了不是:gen ni jiang bu yao mai le bu shi</mandarin> investment ticket <mandarin>不是:bu shi</mandarin> investment leh


eh but your yours is to Seoul what <mandarin>不是:bu shi</mandarin> to, [orh], (oo)


just buy first lah,


[orh] so her brother just pass to her do lah, but technically she can just take over like in in in in business only mah then this it still runs by itself right I don't know


and [orh], ya okay, haven't yet, it's very tough to talk for one hour I think need to like plan but you know if you plan already then content good can become podcast sia


prob ya lah for better sound quality lah,


I tell you lah you should have money lah <mandarin>好不好:hao bu hao</mandarin> you can have many things but cause you have money lor then you can do all the things lor life is tough hor not bad ah but okay ah I mean you're still here ah ha


err ha ha take grab lor fucking kill me if you want


okay


, eh <mandarin>你没有喝你的:ni mei you he ni de</mandarin> drink, really


yo, !wah!, it's damn hot like I literally just climb up the hill, , ya, is <mandarin>很热很热很热:hen re hen re hen re</mandarin> and <mandarin>我今天的:wo jin tian de</mandarin> like workout <mandarin>就已经:jiu yi jing</mandarin> done Liao cause, cause usually every saturday I will go to a park or like like you know go to go to a nature reserve


but today like <mandarin>我朋友全部没有空所以就去做别的东西:wo peng you quan bu mei you kong suo yi jiu qu zuo bie de dong xi</mandarin> lor, err me I woke up at like, ya


indian matchmaking right , (uh huh)


, then wait so this is aunty Simah or it's not her, okay, like like okay wait so she's selling or not selling off but like her daughter or her son then


okay, a'ah, err this is the lawyer right okay okay okay, ya ya ya ya ya


okay, and then


[orh], , ah


okay lah she's a hustler lah, ya I know okay ah, [orh] okay,


ah, okay, [orh],


to appear, okay wait so so this Apanah is marrying off the son or the daughter, oh so she's the candidate !huh!, [orh] oh my god see that's why she's still single mah, right


, actually nothing against the single people out there ah it's a choice hor


oh my god misalign expectations lor okay


you see that's why ah you know for reality programme right they will pick like the most extreme kind ya that's why it's good TV mah, how many episodes is the series


!huh! then you just, [orh],


, !huh!


oh so it's warm lah, keep him warm lah, (ppc) , don't you find that it's like taking up half your bed space, and meh


one corner, ya people who are listening to this must be <mandarin>这是什么来的:zhe shi shen me lai de</mandarin> guess the item, err, ya but it's more than a pillow you know


oh my god, okay <mandarin>现在几点了十二点:xian zai ji dian le shi er dian</mandarin> err <mandarin>十点八十五十八分:shi dian ba shi wu shi ba fen</mandarin> okay what else shall we talk about, you see this is like this is like us doing a podcast right, so what what what kind of podcast you usually listen to


seven minutes for the whole thing


it's like e-book but e-blog post , ah audiobook, actually it's true ah but I like downtown line the best ya


sorry, every time I think about marymount I think about her then I very scared every time I think of her then I feel like oh my god I need to drop ten ready or drop twenty ya !huh!, but ya


you don't know, yo, yo [ho] [ho] oh my god, you do your korean homework Liao mah,


then how, but last time you learn until level four mah


a'ah, no memory, ah am I the person who write this ha or it's not like the ghost of my past, oh no


then like that lor, so okay what else nothing ah, [orh], fun meh


, , what cat fishing people


like what kind of experiences, !wah!, okay, okay


oh my god okay just makes me think of the john #do yon# in in, beast clawing at strong okay (hmm) (hmm)


, oh my god like legit father and son like like biological father and son,


is he actually I don't know I only know him as the manager of the #zi char# boy my house behind <mandarin>的:de</mandarin> #zic har# boy, ya


[orh], wait which which which station he D J for, nine eight seven power ninety eight, [orh] ya the only time I see him also


, !aiyo! !aiyo!, is it,


actually who still listen to radio taxi driver taxi uncle !huh! really, !wah!, a'ah


the the chop, inking pen, and then, [orh], ya lor ya lor


ha, cause they make it no it's a pen's body, but it's a it's a stamp's like, point, ya ya ya, ya, they should just call a chop a #chop right


like, the cross mark, <mandarin>你没有看好先才:ni mei you kan hao xian cai</mandarin> chop


no you need to like flip the paper , eh but at least <mandarin>你的:ni de</mandarin> pen <mandarin>没有坏:mei you huai</mandarin> right <mandarin>因为那时:yin wei na shi</mandarin> like <mandarin>你:ni</mandarin> know people say the pen the pen


as as with all things in life right , uh, no what, no


what happened to Jeyaratnam go back to england Liao ah, kenneth Jeyaratnam come back quarantine fourteen day, fourteen days eh no UK doesn't have quarantine so you can just like hop off the plane and into your, abode


I think so leh, but he's the he's the shit stirrer isn't he, (oo) too bad lah, [orh], what Imran [orh]


I told you what err uh this one maybe cannot maybe cannot disclose , it's so sleazy,


ah (ugh) that is a very strong allegation there we shall we shall change, allegedly ya purportedly , err wait Dee-Kosh <mandarin>还没有讲完:hai mei you jiang wan</mandarin> aside for the bar hostess


oh no, , a'ah, ya lah, penal err three seven seven a shit


it's harmful to the people that are actually genuinely like you know hurt ya the victims lor but that's why it's such a big thing and it's important to repeal mah this this law but !hais!


err err


, , ya, it's true actually today I also learn something new like err like the rental flats okay cause cause I was doing this willing heart thing right then they actually like <mandarin>怎样讲:zen yang jiang</mandarin> leh


like every area will have okay throughout this thing lah you learn a lot of interesting thing so for example right in one of the one of the so called rental rental flat apartments right there is one floor that is blocked off by NTUC and NTUC uses this as their homeless shelter so that's also like that could be one of the reasons why you don't see a lot of the homeless people on the singapore streets is because these homeless people are actually like you know sent to like HDB apartments where they can live lah and they can like you know come and go instead of like sleeping on the streets lor so so bet you didn't know like the HDB like <mandarin>有一层:you yi ceng</mandarin> maybe like <mandarin>二楼跟三楼:er lou gen san lou</mandarin> right <mandarin>只是:zhi shi</mandarin> it's cordoned off like you know normal normal public cannot go in and I I I'm not sure how they manage it lah but it's basically the homeless shelters lor so so ya they will just take like the HDB unit and then like <mandarin>可能一个房:ke neng yi ge fang</mandarin> or something I don't know how they how they split up lah but ya so today I actually learn also like one of the areas le rental flats right that is specifically for transgender people ya so so that's why the the kind of care and the kind of facilitators that that you know the


willing hearts provides and actually all the all the like welfare welfare and things like that is like specifically to help transgender people so in in terms of getting like volunteers and stuff to go there right like they're a bit more sensitive and a bit more selective also cause the people there are like you know how to say leh


not say like special or whatever but they just need a different kind of care lor, so ya I mean throughout this whole thing I mean I'm not super duper directly involved but then like you just learn a lot of things about about the so called unseen parts of society


ya, , oh well, uh oh well heavy topic, (hmm)


let's talk about K drama, I was just I was just telling, tomorrow then we can watch what, I must I was saying I must unfollow all the all the fan account because like in case post spoiler mah


the nurse, !wah! Heng I never see sia , wait so when you saw the spoiler <mandarin>你已经知道是那个:ni yi jing zhi dao shi na ge</mandarin> nurse Liao ah you only see the eyes part lah


!walao!, cause psycho mah, ya ya ya with her lipstick, ah, uh, oh


(ugh) <mandarin>我今天开始:wo jin tian kai shi</mandarin> scroll then I saw like got got, not say got spoiler but people post the fan cafe the the like like #so ye ji# posted her own photos from the filming or end of filming so so it's like Spoiler-Ish kind of photo


ya so so I'm like I unfollow until tomorrow, ya eh first time eh we all gonna watch drama together like drama finale, like all the aunties, not bad lah at least you catch up mah the show quite good lah


fun, which I never watch, eh very bad


[orh], [orh] I don't like her, I don't like him also, I'm the only person who doesn't like #lee min ho#, not that nobody no not that anybody cares ah but ya, really I also don't like eh, I think she very whiny !huh! how I watch goblin uncle Gong


purely for my life because of my love for him I'm able to endure sixteen episodes okay lah not bad that show not bad got four lead right uh I only don't like one the other three I love so it's okay, , #lee dong wook# and and and his reaper so poor thing lah that one real kesian okay that one real poor thing okay


ya lor that's why so poor thing, he killed lor, , her death ya this is like this is the woman lah ordered her death


(ugh), ya, I I never talk to you for so long since secondary school no since poly days


how long more let's see, we only have forty two minutes more to go, my god


uh, err, a'ah, what the lito one ah, !huh!, you and mosey you and #jia yi# like


!huh!, fa la la low fa la la low, a what code switching, oh it's local one ha [orh] this is the <Z> [orh]


then what they talk about, ,


self-care, [orh], !woo! hoo sounds very !woo! !woo!, sounds very foo foo


me lor me lor, relatable, , so how


, , isn't that the same save money and don't spend money


okay, [orh], [orh]


ya lucky it's with you sia if not like can you imagine if you no actually if you meet somebody new you should have more things to talk about right, exactly


ya you must treat the person as a blank canvas mah for you to write all your information on, a'ah ha [orh]


it's true eh ya ya the person I meet after ten years like was it this week or last week !wah! oh my god maybe we should talk about this person ya, ya


!huh! the , <mandarin>初个屁:chu ge pi</mandarin> err no, sorry please don't try and write your own korean drama here ah, doesn't work that way


ah so, he's not married he's just engaged I'm just wondering whether we should talk about like this person's personal details , [orh], !huh! I know you know mah


[orh] okay hi alex okay maybe it won't be you lah but, [orh] hor, ya all the different, how much is like eh ya


[orh] but do you think like okay are are like you know words that that the algorithm or the AI should recognise right cause if it's natural speech naturally you will err ah okay, okay can lor


(ppc), ah, !huh! siri said that to you, ah, ah, ah ah


Siang who's that, , , it's like the ghost in the room you know


!ee!, oh my god, but quite funny lah, but what's the activation like cause usually siri <mandarin>是:shi</mandarin> like you know hi siri and then and then it will so call activate lah


there is a ghost in your room, the the the then,


[orh] [orh] [orh] no cause I was talking about my job situation mah I can't remember or no cause every year right so I have a list of people not say a list of people lah but, no is people wish me first then then I will I will wish back cause people's birthday two days after me mah


chris


the one who baked a cheesecake that collapsed , [orh] [orh] [orh] [ho], !huh! the first chris that come to my mind is my ex-boss sia


ya I know but but this is this is chris chris as in the one that bake our dear friend a cheesecake that, that's near you !wow! right it's just behind here what, [orh], I can find out,


is it did he recognise you, !huh! then never go say hi, so Dao, that's true, , [orh] like that one ah


like you need ah [orh], [orh], hi how are you, what you doing now, oh [ho]


no , ha ha ha ha ha


[orh], is it, then then we really gotta keep talking leh cause we we got how much to go, we got like only thirty five more minutes to go , ha, oh god okay


!aiya! what else no ah what you want what you want err ya !ee! we're still so fixated on this topic what you wanna know about him, no he stay in Loyang, , me he Pasir-Ris one mah then, then err no last time I remember I always run into him at the MRT station


but but it's the hi bye kind of thing lor like <mandarin>人家:ren jia</mandarin> Dao mah <mandarin>我也是:wo ye shi</mandarin> Dao mah <mandarin>两个一起:liang ge yi qi</mandarin> Dao lor !hannor! [orh] ya so so what I talk ah cause every year he will wish me happy birthday actually like every year there will be a few people that don't talk to me the whole year except to wish me happy birthday kind


even though I don't put my birthday up there , see these are the people that you know care, !wah!, so ya, [orh] why you why you like why you so why you so rosy cheeked and like starry eyed and like


why, [orh] what time you wake up today


I thought you text at nine ya, Kong okay, [orh] you put clothes on, everybody's default


!yay! I bought the cushion lor the seat cushion that is like honeycomb gel pattern one I don't know if you see before no cause originally I was looking for I was looking the water cushion one, no no no not the sagging [one's] it's for my my my work chair cause <mandarin>坐很久:zuo hen jiu</mandarin> then <mandarin>屁股痛:pi gu tong</mandarin> mah


what, don't want no I don't want to sit on a cushion cushion chair cause very hot, ya so that's why so I was looking for you know <mandarin>那种:na zhong</mandarin> office chair with mesh at the bottom one or you do you remember like <mandarin>以前很:yi qian hen</mandarin> old school <mandarin>的那种:de na zhong</mandarin> like wire cable <mandarin>的椅子:de yi zi</mandarin> like <mandarin>一条一条一条一条:yi tiao yi tiao yi tiao yi tiao</mandarin> I don't know if you if you see before


like wire chair wire cable but anyway cannot find lor I think need to go those old school furniture store that <mandarin>才会有啦:cai hui you la</mandarin> but anyway ya so so <mandarin>我就不要:wo jiu bu yao</mandarin> then I was trying to find the mesh chairs on shopee lah so expensive and it's not very nice so I was like okay


ya I had no idea, they actually sell herman miller chairs on, on shopee, I'm serious you're just like !huh! you


but anyway ya lor so <mandarin>没有啦:mei you la</mandarin> then then I was looking for the water the water pillow water cushion you know last time got this like ya ya ya then <mandarin>很冷很冷的:hen leng hen leng de</mandarin> mah so so <mandarin>我去找:wo qu zhao</mandarin> lor then then <mandarin>我有找到:wo you zhao dao</mandarin> then I didn't realise that you can fill the water cushion yourself with water eh I didn't know I didn't realise that thing inside is water I thought it's like some gel or something


anyway then, ya it's actually very bad for your posture cause it it moves mah, ya that's why last time last time they sell the water bed is <mandarin>整个整个床是这样的:zheng ge zheng ge chuang shi zhe yang de</mandarin> mah then ya you like got people that say that actually very bad for your posture because like it's not is


it's not firm and you're constantly moving but anyway ya so I bought (ugh) <mandarin>讲这么多还没有讲到重点:jiang zhe me duo hai mei you jiang dao zhong dian</mandarin> haven't reach the heavy point yet, ya so so where was I leh oh ya no then I found a, I buy ready then it'll come today lor it's the first thing I buy in like two months


that's not food, ah, ya then I buy the wrist pad the wrist cushion and the keyboard cushion lor cause like you know more than more than twenty dollar then you free delivery then like my water pad is like <mandarin>十四块:shi si kuai</mandarin> already so I just <mandarin>加:jia</mandarin> lor


!oof!, oh ya are you very far from the phone does it need to be like twenty cm, oh too bad


are we, are we, nothing but your soul and mine,


what, this poor alex err ya, really, like, ya, ah


ya lor never mind lah treat it as podcast lor, podcast lor, [orh], actually actually there was like a tip on what to talk about right


not that I open the file, !huh! there's a video


[orh] no lah, not very natural, (oo) <mandarin>没有啊我们没有:mei you a wo men mei you</mandarin> what


, see whether we pass audition or not


ya probably by a bot lor so actually we can just talk, we can <mandarin>我们只可以乱讲讲鸟话:wo men zhi ke yi luan jiang jiang niao hua</mandarin> let you say , , , very hot leh why is it so hot these few days ah I hot until I want to die already


oh no how long is it gonna hot for, !huh! but this hot is like, I cannot sleep kind of hot leh ya, silence, [orh], (uh huh)


(uh huh), uh but ya lah okay lah got AC not bad what, , , what's with you and the the fixation what you wanna know


err mutual Jio okay so so like, he wish me happy birthday then I say then I was like okay thanks I will my turn will be in a another few days time then he ya then end of conversation then then after that uh like five days later I'm like eh !hey! happy belated sorry I missed it ya five days later so <mandarin>已经:yi jing</mandarin> late <mandarin>几天了:ji tian le</mandarin> then he's like no lah it's okay lah then then I don't know what we are saying like how are you what are you up to blah blah blah then <mandarin>他讲他在银行做工:ta jiang ta zai yin hang zuo gong</mandarin> so I was like !huh!


you what happened there ya then after that <mandarin>就:jiu</mandarin> !aiya! eh want to meet or not like talk like that then he's like ya ya ya I actually work very nearby you then I can just meet you after dinner then I'm like oh okay ya quite shiok lah I will go for appointment go for dinner right like you know five minute walk from my house kind like like that's unheard of lah so that was quite cool


ya, ya ya save on transport you know this morning I overslept, epically I'm suppose to wake up at five something right ya I woke up at seven, I was suppose to be at that place at seven fifteen


fly lor take car lor wanted to take train mah very ambitious mah you know ah your friend and I very ambitious one mah so so I'm like eh err, ya I was like eh you want to you wanna take you wanna take err you wanna take err err you want to share a car there or not then she's like !huh! no lah err it's just beside the MRT station let's just take uh let's just take the train so I'm like really ah okay lor take train lor


ya then then then ya then she call me like she call me three times then she call me the house apparently but my mother never pick up !huh! !whoa!, so then so then ya lah I woke up at seven ten and the best part is my mother come in she like eh


ya then <mandarin>我就:wo jiu</mandarin> <mandarin>这样:zhe yang</mandarin> then then I really reach at seven thirty so, ya, ya but okay lah, ya no she didn't she also took car in the end that's the best part, it's like <mandarin>我们讲这么多:wo men jiang zhe me duo</mandarin> right talk so much right !wah! ambition ambition right but actually in the end hor all both of us take car on our own when we could have just agreed and then like no let's just share a car together ya ya actually <mandarin>我觉得这整个:wo jue de zhe zheng ge</mandarin> weekend right <mandarin>我的:wo de</mandarin> flow <mandarin>很不顺:hen bu shun</mandarin> lor cause


you know I yesterday you came over right to pass me the label right in the end today I forgot to take out the the hummus to give, shy in the morning ya so it's still sitting in my fridge so technically if I come here and pick up the labels from you right then <mandarin>就很顺:jiu hen shun</mandarin> then yesterday would have saved you a trip,


anyway, ya, ya, ya, ya


I'm meeting #shi ai# at night, ya tonight we going blue label, blue label it had do you know about this pizza place so it started out in #ann siang# , the bottom of the you know where coconut


yes the when I was walking here I was like !wah! going to the bottom of the hill <mandarin>我有三百年没有走来了了:wo you san bai nian mei you zou lai liao liao</mandarin> cause every time come here it's like in a car or driving a car mah then you don't feel it mah so today I roll down the hill, uh you you


then how you go to work, (oo), (oo) cause he will work work in office also right [orh]


[orh] ten minutes quite long though but long straight road road, [orh] okay, okay, what's the best way to ya to imagine the the distance


ya, [orh] okay ya I roll down your hill just now I'm like !wah! <mandarin>我真的是很久很久没有:wo zhen de shi hen jiu hen jiu mei you</mandarin> walk on this hill like really <mandarin>很久:hen jiu</mandarin> every time <mandarin>都是:dou shi</mandarin> like in a car or driving a car so you don't feel it I roll down already then I'm like !woo! lucky I'm going downhill man then like I see like ah #ah por# and #ah gong# like this grandma and grandpa like you know going up with the marketing trolley I look at them I'm like


!walao! they damn fit sia like I going downhill already want to die already then this #ah gong# and #ah ma# like pulling the trolley I'm just like !huh! very hot, weirdo, ya like your neighbour neighbour !huh! the big weird the biggest weirdo on the road


no mah they they they porsche ma, they fancy mah the ferrari park on the road today know park inside, party animal, uh


oh my god why you, oh ya okay when we okay, (uh huh)


are they, people exercising, ya in the park lah then I'm just like


ya, !hais!, anyway, [orh] but at least you run


uh, ah


!huh!, in this climate, [orh] eh but it's warm already leh by then, warmish lor, the the down feather kind


oh my god, oh my god, ya I mean I see people do that before like they will purposely like you know steam and sauna themselves while they are exercising


!huh! ya lah you soak already then, you soak already, err, you soak already then then it's your own substances anyway what, uh I don't know I I already marinate the whole morning Liao lah so I smell fantastic, I feel like need to give you a hug


no, no, no, you should go disturbance force today, TGS lor,


[orh] then <mandarin>你不要去:ni bu yao qu</mandarin> lor


if you must, [orh], okay, you want go orchard not, talk cock sing song with me lor


err, ya my tea is at four then I'll finish by six something then my next appointment is like eight PM so I got like an hour plus to kill, [orh], but orchard on a weekend quite scary lah so unless we got specific thing to do if not can go walk walk also a lot of people


orchard on a weekend is scary lah, maybe now not so bad because when I went the last few times I went it's the first yes it's the first weekend yes


for like six weeks ready, I need to be free, ya so no lah I think the thing that is very annoying is that like every mall that you go into then you need to scan in and out they they insist that you scan out also lah so that's the that's the #ma huan# thing lor


eh but I downloaded the singpass app right so the they have the geographical chock in check #bleah chow# check in, check in, so you can go and see your your safe entry right then they will just list down then you can put the perimeter how much you want lor so you can just <mandarin>一次过站住这边的:yi ci guo zhan zhu zhe bian de</mandarin> check check check


ya actually you know this whole thing is not very like, elderly friendly or senior friendly ya ya I talk to you before right


that's why they don't check, in, really, [orh], [orh] I'm


so cute, no I make my mother do also initially she's like !huh! <mandarin>很麻烦啦不要出去啦:hen ma fan la bu yao chu qu la</mandarin> I'm like no you must think of like <mandarin>保护你自己保护你周围的人:bao hu ni zi ji bao hu ni zhou wei de ren</mandarin> okay <mandarin>来乖啊:lai guai a</mandarin> then then her phone also got the same problem where it doesn't store the details then I never download chrome for her lah then I was thinking no I'm gonna make her key in every single time so she'll remember her IC and she'll remember her phone number forever


, ya, ya I don't want her to forget mah cause in the beginning after like so many weeks of CB right then


, then I'm like , so now I make her do it lor I didn't tell her that there's another method cause she will Niam !aiya! <mandarin>每次都要:mei ci dou yao</mandarin> key in I'm like no no no it's good for you it's good for you, so now she very fast lah anyway she remember, ya


how to train your mother, ya ha, no mah don't want her to forget things she as it is she's already so forgetful lor so <mandarin>不要啦:bu yao la</mandarin> , ,


, it's true, uh , uh that sounds like her right now by the way, ya <mandarin>整天在那边看:zheng tian zai na bian kan</mandarin> drama, oh my god cannot I will change that for you


oh my god, what if she doesn't have a happy ending then how, [orh] I thought you'll feel like !walao! the series cheat my feeling make me invest how many hours of my life


oh my god okay, ya I should watch this !huh! actually like why haven't I been watching anything this week !huh!, busy ya lah but then, err


a lot of a lot of real work needing to be done cause I haven't done real work for a while, yes, ah I'm looking at the painting hor you know ah initially I had this grand plan ah to do like a project to force all of us to do a project together


ya, not to art jamming lah but to do a paint, [orh] okay lah then ya lah we should do that lor, come my house and do this lor, the blank canvas is the new person you're meeting in your life so that you can paint


all your artwork on them, that escalated quickly , no lah cause cause I on IG I receive the ad mah then it's the painting by number kind of thing mah, you do before or not actually very fun one leh


ya but but the the square and everything is so tiny mah so <mandarin>你真的是要这样弄:ni zhen de shi yao zhe yang nong</mandarin> ah, I know, you want dreams ,


no but fun mah, you never do before ya I wanted to order cause they had like some offer like <mandarin>一篇一张是:yi pian yi zhang shi</mandarin> like <mandarin>二十四块:er shi si kuai</mandarin> or something like that, then of course come with all the paints and everything lah then want to order and like make all four of us do it for aloysius birthday or something


happy early, no then then not eh we we should be very pretentious mah we need to set up like a space where you know there's quiet and then like you know we just enjoy each other's company while we fill in the numbers, ya but sera will be like !huh! I'm a free person I don't want to follow by number okay lor then damn it then we just then we just come your house and


ya I was yesterday <mandarin>我在看她那:wo zai kan ta na</mandarin> chat I'm like, ya I'm like


no not just the condo thing she keep saying err I want to be free I want to be free but it's like, she, everyone is free what, sorry I very expensive ah cause I'm not free


bye so annoying , [orh] that's that's that's last time lor, ya lah no but but ya she keep saying free free free I'm like, !huh!, ya lor and like,


freedom <mandarin>是自己自己:shi zi ji zi ji</mandarin> define <mandarin>的:de</mandarin> mah you are as free as you think you are mah, so so, , I'm trap


I'm trapped, it's all in your mind, (ugh), but ya oh well, !wah! I just realise your room really got a lot of memorabilia sia, ya man I can like identify things sia


that one not not my #tai ji# ah but the the thing behind yes lah ya oh my god can you don't take out I don't want see it thank you, oh my god you #gi na# you bringing it down


what is that, no it's with you the other one eh I don't have a photo of this leh oh my god I love it ya


eighty degree tilt one tilt until like this is the end of our life kind of photo, ya lah ya lah your face, , eh I didn't realise that I don't have a picture of this leh, come I take Nah


ya I only have the one muzzy poo with crying that's my favourite photo man, that's the best man which one is that, what is this


oh my god where are you why you hiding behind my name is Mino why the photoshop so bad , what is this why is it in A four size, why would he print this


why why does he have access to this photo why so many questions there are so many questions right now oh my god oh my god this is amazing, okay wait plastic rustling, !wah! this is amazing leh why would your father print this does #jia yi# even know that you have this


ya I come your house also never go your room lor, this photo looks like very familiar leh, !huh! with your father and your mother, is it


ya, err ya no we went Busan and then we went on we went hiking mah or is it Hallasan no Hallasan I go with your parents without #jia yi#, oh that means I travel with your parents twice already


I don't remember this I only remember like at the end of the hike there was this wonderful like like like, no the eh no #jia yi# was there also so it's Busan ya it's not Hallasan okay


ya, ya, ya I I just remembered at the end of the hike we had that <NEN> and it was the best thing best thing, best meal man because cannot find already I think it's like some corner shop and then must go down the alleyway kind !walao!


my god, this was a good trip man actually all our trips very good, but ya this was a good trip, even though it's horrific to spend like you know eight hours of the all of your life waiting for three rides


she didn't take this lah so it's not so bad lah, like what three hours right just abandonment, go and buy food lah go walk walk lah, ya ya not like we all Siao Gina


the queue because it's Fuji queue mah get it that's your bad joke okay moving on, (ugh) that's so bad lor, my god but this was really frightful man like scary lor


but, nothing one lah, no problem, then you ninety degree up that time, then you're like looking at the sky right and you're like oh this is it man


ya really eh then by the time you go up then they tilt you down and then they hold you and you're like, oh they ya there was so much screaming man oh but it was so good man oh my god and then after that the meal when we go back to hotel there and eat !wah! Shiok


the one where we order the whole table full of food, and that was when we started the connoisseur thing lor, right, cannot remember was it very cold it was quite cold right when we went


the candle, oh ya that's Enoshima lah that's in Kamakura


uh ya it's okay, no I I err ya but the whole trip is very hardcore lah <mandarin>我只记得:wo zhi ji de</mandarin> cause we did, [orh]


just keep cold-ing lor, Tokyo city, I left before you all right, , , oh ya share room with your boy


!huh!, two full day of drunkard-ness, [orh], [orh]


[orh], oh my god serious, oh my god, !huh! that bad ah, then you all just leave outside the door ah then you all drag in ah


so kind, uh, uh, (uh huh)


[orh], uh, uh, [orh], [orh], oh my god


, , but he manage to close the thing already


that's true, but ah, did I buy a lot of shit or not ah, I know ah we were drunk right


ya, ya, Don Don Don Don , before you know it you got three trolleys full of shit already, and then you don't know what happened, ya, ya


I don't know I usually like to go Donki when I'm drunk because I will do a lot of mistakes, err six more minute, ya, ya it's very bad know but, it's very bad, when you sober up lah but when you're in it right you're in wonderland


you're just like


or like <mandarin>新加坡这个:xin jia po zhe ge</mandarin> <mandarin>新加坡这个便宜:xin jia po zhe ge pian yi</mandarin> err <mandarin>新加坡这个贵很多:xin jia po zhe ge gui hen duo</mandarin> <mandarin>我要:wo yao</mandarin> but ya, eh Donki must go when drunk one, then then by the time <mandarin>你:ni</mandarin> sober up when you are like you know with mountain full of bag right you're just like what did I do


oh ya, !aiyo!, then we like why why why did I do this why <mandarin>买这些不需要的东:mai zhe xie bu xu yao de dong</mandarin> <mandarin>哪有什么精神买这么多:na you shen me jing shen mai zhe me duo</mandarin> like the shopping basket even though you were not drunk


[orh], ah you hand carry up the plane


okay, oh ya it's still here ha ha ha ha, oh ya you bought the no it's a not a bolster what it's the chair pad mah, [orh] you bought this in japan meh


why would buy this in Donki you bought this in Donki are you serious no I don't , like pissed drunk already hello


, oh my, I don't remember this by the way, completely write off Liao I remember the chair cushion I remember that,


oh my god, (uh huh), ha ha ha you bought this, oh my god


you can do this, !huh!, okay, okay bye then we, should I talk, !huh! can pause one meh, fifty six minute leh


okay lor then, okay, okay so we are back, okay we're the last we're the last three minute oh ya what are we talking about, ah japan oh I miss japan


!aiya! you know ah I thought things will die down and then this year october or november can go back


no no no to hong kong but then I was checking from hong kong to actually from hong kong to japan quite expensive <mandarin>三百多块:san bai duo kuai</mandarin> but hong kong to Seoul <mandarin>百多块而已:bai duo kuai er yi</mandarin> ya so so that's why I was telling belle I'm like !haiya! you know just buy first lah cause cause like


the tickets are cheap mah and then like so okay lah I mean at the end of the day <mandarin>两个地两个地方都有人都有人:liang ge de liang ge di fang dou you ren dou you ren</mandarin> meet even though stay wise <mandarin>还是自己:hai shi zi ji</mandarin> stay <mandarin>比较好:bi jiao hao</mandarin> but ya ya you know you know my my my six feet under <NEN> now has a Izakaya


she took the Izakaya from like the bar from her brother and she's going to run it so interesting hor I was like !aiya! if I'm in korea I would be more than happy then to run the place for you but anyway interesting lor


ya, ya lor, so quite, no she they the brother only has one staff so it's the brother and the staff lor so now she's going to take over from the brother so ya so it's the is she and the staff lor that same staff lor you sign in for class ready ah got one and a half more minute so what would like to do to conclude in the last one and a half minute of this chat


[orh], podcast need microphone, ya I read it up before because there was a period of time I was like exploring or like people tell me oh you should have a podcast people tell me I should have lots of things oh you should have a food blog that one is the most common you should have a food blog you're always eating and all the food look so amazing you are right so the conclusion of this chat right is that ya moral of the story ya then you can do all the things that you want to do it's true !haiya! life is so !huh! quite lah not bad lah not bad lah ya lor ya for now lah eh how to go home from here sia


I woke up around ten, I mean if you see the television one or you go like the real place to see, then then then you say until you go there see like that


I mean I thought you go there see but I saw the television one, right it's like, got what ah they were jumping at IMM there mah


a lot of people, a lot of people they are just like crowding there then I like !wow!, why you say until like I not watching the television like that we are all watching the television okay


you up close what shit sia you watched on the television also what you also up close what


okay, okay alright my friend saw them jumping ah like rehearsal at


uh Punggol area, I was thinking like <mandarin>为什么会:wei shen me hui</mandarin> suddenly <mandarin>我还以为是:wo hai yi wei shi</mandarin> #yio chu kang# leh, I don't know


eh cannot like that say got NYP <mandarin>麻辣:ma la</mandarin> so nice <mandarin>鸟不生蛋:niao bu sheng dan</mandarin> but got nice food


it's like, quite nice leh it's it's like you will stay you know <mandarin>日月红:ri yue hong</mandarin> right, is that the same as <mandarin>日月红:ri yue hong</mandarin> one


is like <mandarin>他的:ta de</mandarin> quality hor <mandarin>跟他的:gen ta de</mandarin> price hor <mandarin>两个:liang ge</mandarin> hor like <mandarin>一起:yi qi</mandarin> hor is like not bad, like you know you you open the door you open the door you go through the main gate right and then hor you go to the left side the


escalators or stairs whhatever you want to take, and then you go the left one that one is the nice one the other one is at Koufu I don't think that one is as nice it's more expensive also


ya I think ah the right one, why you go NYP eat McDonald, no but, NYP McDonald is damn far leh you go from #yio chu kang# what right


ya lah you eat Subway the <mandarin>麻辣:ma la</mandarin> is at Subway there one the !wah! eh the McDonald is damn damn damn far leh is like at the other end leh I don't even know how you go there one sia


is further than Astons I think the McDonald no Astons is at the end, it's like at the front right then you go like the end the right side right ya, is there anderson sec like Astons there, is there Each-a-cup


I think is near Each-a-cup, I'm sorry, ya but you know like behind anderson sec right they have fish and chips, fish and chips you know is I heard very famous cause they got what


chilli crab sauce lah, it's like fish and chip, but then <mandarin>他们的:ta men de</mandarin> sauce <mandarin>很:hen</mandarin> special, ya then they quite famous lah and then <mandarin>他们:ta men</mandarin> I don't I don't know is it quite ex or what like <mandarin>挺便宜:ting pian yi</mandarin> I guess


I think so but Big Fish Small Fish is <mandarin>比较:bi jiao</mandarin> like, close I dunno like, it's at a shopping centre you don't need to walk


I ate fish and chips at orchard before, it was so bad, it's so bad no lah as in I think the orchard one is bad already why would I and eat the #yew tee# one right


I mean


ya, ya lor, ya lor


oh wells but


you get what I mean right, !aiya! don't care lah, I mean I won't go there anytime also, oh wells eh but just now


just now you got see the Mothership one or not they they show the mobile column right then after that got the Foodpanda guy at the back then he's like got a video mah then he just wave, wave behind a police like that


people cheer for him, I thought they will block leh I thought is that they blocked everything then you cannot move then I don't know how he end up there eh but apparently right the the there's like Grabfood and like Foodpanda they all


at I think Jurong that side ah, don't know is Jurong or Woodlands that side, my friends say have is even is like the Foodpanda is just one person right


ya all on the motorbike one lah, ya they just follow behind I don't know how lah


royston is it royston, royston Tan ah <mandarin>他讲到很好笑:ta jiang dao hen hao xiao</mandarin> leh <mandarin>他讲:ta jiang</mandarin> at first right he wanted the NDP hor to start off with what hundred birds from Jurong bird park, then like then after that Mothership go and put the sound effects


no lah but then it's like the way they edit until is like hundred birds and then they go and put all the birds fly in like that Mothership like then after that like he was then after that it will form the NDP logo


how can a bird even form a NDP logo it's not like they are what, pet what, damn funny like I watch like the first, first live right already laugh already but after that I never continue watching I don't know what is online


ya lor, damn funny, it's creative but in the long way


it doesn't makes sense, !aiya! then, you know I don't know <mandarin>你有没有看到:ni you mei you kan dao</mandarin> lah maybe <mandarin>你在冲凉刚才他们有:ni zai chong liang gang cai ta men you</mandarin> nathan Hartono <mandarin>我的:wo de</mandarin> milo, #kor kor# he appeared on the milo lah like <mandarin>那个:na ge</mandarin> milo packaging then <mandarin>他:ta</mandarin> he's the one swimming there


ya, ya, he's the first swimmer of the packaging that's why he's my milo #kor kor#


no but <mandarin>他:ta</mandarin> use eh, eh !walao! <mandarin>你没有:ni mei you</mandarin> stop <mandarin>我你还:wo ni hai</mandarin> ya ya ya


well we passed by ambassador mah, joseph schooling


no is joseph schooling that is swimming oh my god then <mandarin>他就不是我的:ta jiu bu shi wo de</mandarin> milo #kor kor# Liao, what what


gone


no I <mandarin>我又看到:wo you kan dao</mandarin> I watch also, it's it's like, no but they are trainers but joseph schooling is an athlete but how do you even read athlete


I mean they are body building right but nathan nathan Hartono but joseph schooling right he needs to swim, like normally right like normally <mandarin>他也是要游泳的:ta ye shi yao you yong de</mandarin> mah <mandarin>哪里有可能:na li you ke neng</mandarin> like


like, ya that's why hor usually <mandarin>他:ta</mandarin> normally hor usually <mandarin>他:ta</mandarin> normally oh my god


, but ya


I thought is the, I don't know leh I forgot already it's very short <mandarin>他的:ta de</mandarin> video <mandarin>他的:ta de</mandarin> clip on ya whole episode haven't come out


but ya, oh that means <mandarin>你看不够:ni kan bu gou</mandarin> lah that's why Youtube <mandarin>没有:mei you</mandarin> recommend <mandarin>你:ni</mandarin> lor


no it's just shows that <mandarin>你要看就看你不要看就不要看:ni yao kan jiu kan ni bu yao kan jiu bu yao kan</mandarin> lah


ya stop watching your what couple, couple couple video, vlog


couple vlog, what, cherry and dong, no you should watch what's that called enjoy enjoy couple is so much more funnier than cherry and dong lah !walao! I thought cherry and dong are funny until I watched enjoy couple <mandarin>我狂看他们的:wo kuang kan ta men de</mandarin> videos sia like I can watch their video like one hour straight <mandarin>因为我没有:yin wei wo mei you</mandarin> follow <mandarin>他们:ta men</mandarin> mah so I got a lot of content to watch from


I think it's just korean damn funny lah I don't know how they write until so funny sia, actually they all like follow the same channels like or three months <mandarin>减肥:jian fei</mandarin> challenge they all do it


!huh! <mandarin>我看的是:wo kan de shi</mandarin> lollipop


ya I got watch that before, I mean all the content is the same, anyways sherry and dong <mandarin>那个:na ge</mandarin> dong


how would I know


I mean <mandarin>他只会:ta zhi hui</mandarin> catch <mandarin>一点点:yi dian dian</mandarin> then <mandarin>他:ta</mandarin> reply


no but <mandarin>上次你不是讲:shang ci ni bu shi jiang</mandarin> cherry like, talk bad about him like talk shit about him but he don't even know, in english


why you suddenly so stern like that like you should go and watch it


!wah! <mandarin>现在我不需要:xian zai wo bu xu yao</mandarin> Youtube algorithm


I mean Hai Di Lao right, and Shi Li Fang is different, if not <mandarin>你明天要吃什么:ni ming tian yao chi shen me</mandarin> leh


then <mandarin>就吃:jiu chi</mandarin> then <mandarin>就去吃:jiu qu chi</mandarin> Shi Li Fang ah, JCube, century square, city square eh century square


city square <mandarin>在:zai</mandarin> farrer park


oh wells <mandarin>你懂:ni dong</mandarin> !wah!, Shi Li Fang is like we should always order


!wah! but Hai Di Lao chicken is Swee lah like it's so good, but ya but Shi Li Fang the


what's that call <mandarin>麻辣:ma la</mandarin> is, it's better than Hai Di Lao one I don't know why, ya lah


and it's not, it's like we we go Hai Di Lao <mandarin>我们叫:wo men jiao</mandarin> like <mandarin>少辣少麻少油:shao la shao ma shao you</mandarin> right


ya that's why it's good


no it's like when I when like, dad is going to put in right I was like no no and then he just throw it inside leh and then he's like too late to save it anymore right so I just left it there


that's what happened what I ate it what, the chicken soup so good, but is the price no but


but <mandarin>你需要算到这样贵:ni xu yao suan dao zhe yang gui</mandarin> mah


okay ten plus, two is twelve, twelve plus <mandarin>水八毛:shui ba mao</mandarin> twelve eighty, no Hai Di Lao <mandarin>自己拿:zi ji na</mandarin> then <mandarin>他就会问你你要冰:ta jiu hui wen ni ni yao bing</mandarin> mah lit leh damn good sia like I was so shook when they <mandarin>你要冰:ni yao bing</mandarin> mah like what the hell


how even, no but <mandarin>他们:ta men</mandarin> NTUC soup base hor <mandarin>跟他们:gen ta men</mandarin> there


the soup base right is very different, it's damn different


you go there everyday birthday


oh !wow! like Kena cheated like that sia, they don't want to give us the ice cream then they just say <mandarin>没有没有:mei you mei you</mandarin> like <mandarin>他们问他们有什么:ta men wen ta men you shen me</mandarin> dessert then <mandarin>他们连这个:ta men lian zhe ge</mandarin> option <mandarin>都没有讲出来:dou mei you jiang chu lai</mandarin> then look what other people table I see them eating the ice cream and I thought is like birthday but okay


why is the person having birthday but ya like birthday girl then can eat, ya lor, by adding more leh, and after that I see a lot of people eating leh


she just say got what ah soya bean soya soya beancurd


okay I was about to say decent but it's actually not decent is quite good


no <mandarin>你一分钱一分货:ni yi fen qian yi fen huo</mandarin> is <mandarin>你只还钱:ni zhi huan qian</mandarin> for the food, without the service that is Shi Li Fang, you see ah Shi Ling Fang <mandarin>一分钱一分货:yi fen qian yi fen huo</mandarin> okay lah their chicken is not that juicy, I mean they put a lot of MSG lah I mean I mean Hai Di Lao <mandarin>你吃了你也是口渴:ni chi le ni ye shi kou ke</mandarin> right


ya then everyone else also just MSG one then might as well just go for a cheaper option, and <mandarin>他的差太远了:ta de cha tai yuan le</mandarin> like !aiya! Hai Di Lao I don't know how so many people go there every time one sia like singaporeans are rich ah


because we are not one of them


but <mandarin>你有吃过:ni you chi guo</mandarin> Shi Jian mah


I thought it was like <mandarin>因为他的:yin wei ta de</mandarin> price level right is higher tier than Shi Li Fang is like a lower than Hai Di Lao I mean <mandarin>他:ta</mandarin> lower, half [bah]


one quarter okay anyways <mandarin>我们还:wo men hai</mandarin> like forty two for two people and it's like during lunch then <mandarin>他们有:ta men you</mandarin> this like lunch, like like two pax, thing ah, is like a set lah so you just order the set at first <mandarin>我们是叫一人一个的因为一人一个:wo men shi jiao yi ren yi ge de yin wei yi ren yi ge</mandarin> is like twelve ninety


like <mandarin>两人份的你们不要叫:liang ren fen de ni men bu yao jiao</mandarin> like <mandarin>一人份一人份你们叫两人份比较有划:yi ren fen yi ren fen ni men jiao liang ren fen bi jiao you hua</mandarin> then we were like !huh! but it's more expensive when we add the two people like <mandarin>一人一人:yi ren yi ren</mandarin> together


one portion like the <mandarin>大:da</mandarin> and the


you get what am I saying, ya lah


oh my god <mandarin>差的有点远:cha de you dian yuan</mandarin> ah, you just add some money and it's cheap is still I think is like, the same price like <mandarin>很像加到来应该是:hen xiang jia dao lai ying gai shi</mandarin> like twelve ninety like that, is the same price Shi Jian one is that you get the same things


ya you get your meat you get your mushroom platter, all those ah, ya lor, I think it's the same price lah, actually I confused Liao eh, don't know ah <mandarin>那个跟我讲:na ge gen wo jiang</mandarin> hor then I just like !huh! !huh!


I think next ah, same price right


Shi Li Fang is better lah !aiya! then then, !wah! I cannot I can't believe right we just paid so much more for like the two people set one <mandarin>他只是给:ta zhi shi gei</mandarin> okay <mandarin>一个:yi ge</mandarin> mushroom platter


extra <mandarin>一盘的:yi pan de</mandarin> meat, I don't even need you know the kind


ya then <mandarin>他多是这样多:ta duo shi zhe yang duo</mandarin> leh okay to be honest right we order uh Shi Li Fang right is thirty seven, ya, total is thirty seven we got we we took the nine ninety one then <mandarin>我们加:wo men jia</mandarin> like <mandarin>两个:liang ge</mandarin> vegetable platter <mandarin>他们的:ta men de</mandarin> vegetable platter inside got the mushroom lah


no but hor <mandarin>我们在:wo men zai</mandarin> Shi Li Fang we got add <mandarin>一盘肉:yi pan rou</mandarin> eh


I believe we we we <mandarin>挤进去:ji jin qu</mandarin> lah but then you know <mandarin>挤进去:ji jin qu</mandarin> is not very nice anymore, ya lor, you see Shi Li Fang <mandarin>你吃到你胀:ni chi dao ni zhang</mandarin> leh


maybe eh


but ya lor <mandarin>他跟我讲他不饱:ta gen wo jiang ta bu bao</mandarin> then <mandarin>我跟他讲我饱了:wo gen ta jiang wo bao le</mandarin> then I continue eating, I have issues leh, why ah, is it like I just see food then I just like !aiya! <mandarin>吃:chi</mandarin> lah <mandarin>吃:chi</mandarin> lah


eh ya sia and the thing is right <mandarin>因为我们剩那个肉:yin wei wo men sheng na ge rou</mandarin> until <mandarin>后面:hou mian</mandarin> then you know right !aiya! don't have to like, <mandarin>吃很多肉:chi hen duo rou</mandarin> so I ownself like !aiya! <mandarin>吃了吃了吃多一点肉:chi le chi le chi duo yi dian rou</mandarin> lah okay


have to be nice to myself, cause before even like we <mandarin>我只是拿来几片肉:wo zhi shi na lai ji pian rou</mandarin> already right I already full Liao eh, then I'm like cannot I cannot let him eat the entire plate of <mandarin>肉:rou</mandarin> himself


!wah! shit <mandarin>这样讲:zhe yang jiang</mandarin> hor last week hor <mandarin>我吃了:wo chi le</mandarin> like, and eat <mandarin>麻辣:ma la</mandarin> again


you know right got one week I ate three <mandarin>麻辣:ma la</mandarin> in a row before, I don't know how my stomach take it one I think my stomach want to kill me


internally, but okay eh like I ended up okay what still okay I'm still surviving, buy yoghurt buy Yakult


I'm still surviving, that's, important, but it's so good leh like <mandarin>麻辣:ma la</mandarin> is in itself like essence of food


is like you all say Rojak is nice hor <mandarin>麻辣:ma la</mandarin> it's like Rojak but <mandarin>麻辣:ma la</mandarin> is the spicy and the non sweet version Rojak, no <mandarin>你看:ni kan</mandarin> Rojak is Japalang <mandarin>的:de</mandarin> mah like you add everything inside then <mandarin>麻辣:ma la</mandarin> you also add everything inside


right


ya lah, and the price is so different the price is so different


you go NYP right, you can get, sixteen for two people


good right


you know that's why right <mandarin>麻辣:ma la</mandarin> can only go school to eat, like any school also cheaper than outside one


so cheap but good or not, eh eh you know hor I was eating <mandarin>麻辣:ma la</mandarin> at my friend's house right and then so hor apparently


, I don't know why is it so expensive uh not expensive so <mandarin>辣:la</mandarin> lah oh my god, lala ahead, you didn't know right you didn't know right


it's a legit thing my friend ate it before I was just like then why are you eating <mandarin>麻辣:ma la</mandarin> when you are not putting <mandarin>麻辣:ma la</mandarin> inside, I mean maybe is the <mandarin>料:liao</mandarin> I don't know she say <mandarin>青草:qing cao</mandarin> is in itself is nice


is you funny


but ya, I mean <mandarin>你自己去买了个:ni zi ji qu mai le ge</mandarin> NTUC that one lah you know ya lah the <mandarin>麻辣:ma la</mandarin> stir fry you ownself go and cook lah my friend always do that one I go her house she always cook one not she her mother


different she cook one cannot eat one !wah! that time that time I ask her I went her house then after that she was like eh I cook the Shin ramen you know the Shin ramen, the spicy right after them I'm like okay okay then after that right she crack the egg want die already sia


I think you have issues cracking egg is okay what, I know, that's why I'm the one doing it


you cannot crack an egg that time I come home right and then I open the door then I'm just like what is going on you crack the egg on the stove I mean the egg is on the stove, the cracked egg is on the stove it's not the uncracked egg on the stove


no you crack the egg right then instead of putting it into the pot right it's on the stove, do you get it like you never cracked into the pot you crack it onto the stove I don't know then you were busy cleaning


I don't know like last year I don't know, then you were like busy cleaning then I just come home and be like I thought I ask you to just, cooked rice, just just make like I don't know, otah


cook an egg I just want to eat a sunny side up, then I don't know I come home to you washing the stove


it's not years ago it's, not a I mean <mandarin>我都讲:wo dou jiang</mandarin> last year Liao, I don't even know what you're thinking is it you think right you don't need a pan to cook the egg like you can just like crack the egg onto the fire then it'll cook


I don't know lah don't know how you cook an egg also so troublesome one, no but the pan should be on the stove


questionable I really don't know leh I cannot understand sia


I think you damn funny leh like, I think hor, oh my god


complementing your stupidity oh sike the facility or like, but ya lor, oh wells, at least, you didn't screw it up


I can still eat the egg, okay if you if you make the egg like in edinburgh eh I have no idea right how do you even make an egg in edinburgh


eh you did it, but you still did it, !huh!, you crack an you crack the shell into the egg then you say that is genius


everyone can do that lah !walao! eh <mandarin>我也可以:wo ye ke yi</mandarin> what


old Liao lah no choice, is you old, just admit it


too bad I'm still young, what rubbish, !walao! eh you know I was I was on like, Snapchat right then like I was watching Buzzfeed


is it Buzzfeed or is it Telegraph, I don't know like Snapchat in itself <mandarin>他有那个:ta you na ge</mandarin> app, like, it's not embedded the app


is like is the not insta like Tik Tok like that like you can see the video insta story lah insta story, you know it's like insta story like that, ya then after that they were saying how meghan markle right


you know when she got married then she got a lot of backlash, then after that right I was thinking like oh <mandarin>为什么他这个人这样惨:wei shen me ta zhe ge ren zhe yang can</mandarin> right, then it turns out to be like hor, Telegraph the people they go and like interview all the people


and they says because meghan markle is, meghan markle meghan, eh how do you even read her name ah meghan or meghan


you don't know what is biracial <mandarin>你两个:ni liang ge</mandarin> race lah


racial and ratio racial ya but she is biracial, like she she has a bit of like, black elements I don't know like


but ya then it is it's not like because she's american is she even american I don't know lah I don't know she's american or what lah but I know


is she british, no right, ya but and then after they were saying that whatever she do right is not that you are seeing her as a what independent feminist


standing up for herself is you are seeing like, prince harry marrying a, like, black woman, like she


but I mean from her skin colour and her hair can tell, she's different from the like, normal one lah <mandarin>你看那种:ni kan na zhong</mandarin> british <mandarin>的人他们都白白的:de ren ta men dou bai bai de</mandarin> then <mandarin>眼睛:yan jing</mandarin> what blue colour


can tell lah but anyways ya lor then, then like, now now that I think about it right I was like <mandarin>被那个:bei na ge</mandarin> british tabloid <mandarin>骗也是:pian ye shi</mandarin> leh I trusted the tabloids eh like they say until like she damn bad like that like she's the evil one then they go and compare <mandarin>他跟:ta gen</mandarin> kate you know who is kate


good good #liu jing ren# <mandarin>懂:dong</mandarin> who is kate, okay ya and then <mandarin>他们就讲他们:ta men jiu jiang ta men</mandarin> compared <mandarin>他跟:ta gen</mandarin> kate, and then <mandarin>搞大了:gao da le</mandarin> kate is like the good princess then like she's the evil one


I don't know lah like, like damn sad like that like no one stand on her side and then like they go interview the people right you know the interviewees, were like, if you can treat a royal family, member like this


then what about the rest of them, like what about the normal like, uh, different, ethnic ethnic, you know as ethnic minority people how about other african americans in britain <mandarin>他们:ta men</mandarin> face <mandarin>更多:geng duo</mandarin> like


discrimination lor, it's just like singapore guy he got beaten up in london what, for no reason


what people, how I know, I don't know lah <mandarin>没有:mei you</mandarin> follow


I also don't know, but ya lor


hiking <mandarin>有开:you kai</mandarin> mah


eh <mandarin>没有:mei you</mandarin> leh that time my friend go #bukit timah# they say is closed because of what's safe distancing measure, I think she went last week


why would even too many people go #bukit timah# <mandarin>有这样多东西看:you zhe yang duo dong xi kan</mandarin> meh


then <mandarin>我们去:wo men qu</mandarin> mount faber <mandarin>那个:na ge</mandarin> lah, I mean


is like they give you what a card then inside got like ten points per family got twenty points ah, you can go play game lah


I think got, mega bows, I mean <mandarin>只是跳而已:zhi shi tiao er yi</mandarin> right I mean it's just jumping on a spot it's not like telling you to do what


bungee, bungee <mandarin>他们不可能给你这样:ta men bu ke neng gei ni zhe yang</mandarin> free lah !aiya!, eh bungee damn expensive <mandarin>我上次有去:wo shang ci you qu</mandarin> check <mandarin>过:guo</mandarin> hor like, hundred


plus hundred thirty six ah no but you are paying for the security what, !wah! damn expensive I didn't know like bungee was so expensive maybe it's just singapore is so expensive


!wah! you say until like <mandarin>他跳楼:ta tiao lou</mandarin> sia, I mean she literally <mandarin>跳楼:tiao lou</mandarin> but there's a thing like holding her


ya lor, then I didn't wait until like damn damn not expensive it, cause like you can just film it for show


damn ex leh, Macau <mandarin>应该会更贵:ying gai hui geng gui</mandarin> mah probably like, four hundred


!wah! damn scary I cannot sia, I don't know


then you imagine you are Jihyo then you'll be like I look down, what you wanted to say what she very <mandarin>可爱:ke ai</mandarin> ah


why you cannot say courageous why you cannot say brave, then why you choose to say brave


but anyways <mandarin>还是你明天要去吃:hai shi ni ming tian yao qu chi</mandarin> #Tiong Bahru# Bakery, I mean #tiong bahru# lah, #tiong bahru# <mandarin>跟:gen</mandarin> Funan which is closer


eh but isn't ah #Tiong Bahru# Bakery like some, like landmark I don't know


like <mandarin>因为他很久了嘛所以还是一个:yin wei ta hen jiu le ma suo yi huan shi yi ge</mandarin> landmark lah, eh this is not rubbish okay


it makes sense, it's just <mandarin>你看:ni kan</mandarin> ah capitol <mandarin>你懂什么是:ni dong shen me shi</mandarin> capitol mah, !huh!, concert hall ah


ya lah it's like they are there for so long it has become a landmark


sorry lah, but ya we can go and eat there, I think <mandarin>他们:ta men</mandarin> NDP hor !wah! NDP <mandarin>爽爽:shuang shuang</mandarin> sia


and !aiya! NDP they got the what three for ten ah, then <mandarin>他们赚什么:ta men zhuan shen me</mandarin> sia


I mean coffee


!wow! !wow!, eh but <mandarin>讲到哪里:jiang dao na li</mandarin> ah


then after that <mandarin>你在还有一个:ni zai hai you yi ge</mandarin> Kaya croissant hor, ya that is three for ten, I don't know I think you need to download the app


no but the thing is need <mandarin>本身就要去:ben shen jiu yao qu</mandarin> #tiong bahru# <mandarin>吃:chi</mandarin> mah, no lah as in #Tiong Bahru# Bakery


cafe hopping ah you <mandarin>还:hai</mandarin> ah you pay ah, I only Jio go #Tiong Bahru# Bakery I never Jio you go cafe hopping


it doesn't make sense, no but are we even going in the first place that's the question <mandarin>我们纠结了这么久:wo men jiu jie le zhe me jiu</mandarin> leh


you got no plans tomorrow but, you want to go there or not or you want to go other places like premier I don't know, so <mandarin>你要去:ni yao qu</mandarin> #Tiong Bahru# Bakery lah


okay lor then we go Funan one lah, which cafe on earth will not have any air con


how even singaporeans won't even go there if no air con


no point ah I thought you should remember so <mandarin>你:ni</mandarin> next time <mandarin>不会再去:bu hui zai qu</mandarin> leh, #ra ra#


but ya <mandarin>还是:hai shi</mandarin> eh I want to try the plain vanilla


ya it it's like I always see people say is good but I've never try before, is is what ah cupcake, but <mandarin>那个在那个在:na ge zai na ge zai</mandarin> #tiong bahru#


so you pay ah, oh, but eh #tiong bahru# <mandarin>还有:hai you</mandarin> Creamier then oh cafe hopping Liao sia what is this


what ah I think there is <mandarin>建波:jian bo</mandarin> there


but ya


no lah their is damn new I mean <mandarin>你可以自己少油:ni ke yi zi ji shao you</mandarin> lah where got ask people <mandarin>少油:shao you</mandarin> for you one they just serve you one what


!aiya! then we can go eat that first then it's like <mandarin>听说那边的田鸡:ting shuo na bian de tian ji</mandarin> ah, frog leg frog leg


good, ya, then you okay with <mandarin>田鸡:tian ji</mandarin> ah


taste like chicken lah


okay


!wow! <mandarin>你这个:ni zhe ge</mandarin> discriminate ah


ya, so <mandarin>你又不是在吃乌龟:ni you bu shi zai chi wu gui</mandarin> mah <mandarin>你是在吃他的壳:ni shi zai chi ta de ke</mandarin> but <mandarin>你没有再吃那个乌龟:ni mei you zai chi na ge wu gui</mandarin> what <mandarin>那个乌龟:na ge wu gui</mandarin> in itself <mandarin>是那个肉:shi na ge rou</mandarin> leh


ya, ya


but <mandarin>你没有试过:ni mei you shi guo</mandarin> mah


then then, then I say then <mandarin>你有吃乌龟:ni you chi wu gui</mandarin> mah


oh, eh then <mandarin>你有吃:ni you chi</mandarin> crocodile mah, you know I was watching


don't know is it him but he went Dubai eh actually I think it's not him, ya it's not him it's not him I forgot is who ah ya


can go and buy, and then he never say say is like crocodile lah then people ate until damn Shiok Shiok


it's just a bit more tough lah, ya you say until you got eat before like that, well ya, I think can eat lah, one day maybe next year hor


you know lah we can go and try, I mean try lah I mean it's not no need to buy like one KG one what, you see Shopee got or not lah, ya lor then next year lor next year


okay I go, go sleep already [lah], okay good night


then <mandarin>你没有看到:ni mei you kan dao</mandarin> ah, I see the I watched on a television lah then


no but the tele, oh I also saw the television one quite interesting eh they now is like in HDB areas


the open field lah, ya ya ya a lot of people, I I saw a lot of them at the Sengkang Punggol area also


ya but a lot of people then quite interesting cause usually is, uh they jump at the Padang area mah but now is like we can see them up close like really up close, ya but is really up close when


uh last few years when they jump from at the Padang area also not so close what, right


oh is it, I don't know, oh ya ya ya ya <mandarin>有有那个:you you na ge</mandarin> sports hall <mandarin>的旁边:de pang bian</mandarin> right


NYP there where got nice food


it's the the chinatown one ah


more expensive then not as nice lah


the right side one ah I don't have any <mandarin>印象:yin xiang</mandarin> I don't have any <mandarin>印象:yin xiang</mandarin> I always go NYP eat McDonald because because #yio chu kang# don't have any shopping mall nearby


oh wait wait wait or did I eat Subway, !aiya!, I don't know, really ah I don't know I I walk through the main gate and then I just go and eat I remember some fast food restaurant lah but I cannot remember already


I don't remember there is a Astons, oh but Astons, anderson


I have no idea where is it, I don't know


chilli crab sauce, oh as in, so it's like a fish and chip


true true true, #yew tee# also have one leh do you know, the #yew tee# one


cause the #yew tee# one is at the Koufu there mah quite convenient, I don't know


ah


oh ya ya ya maybe hor, I'm not sure also leh, (hmm)


as in the I saw the Foodpanda delivery man


he is on a motorcycle lah right, oh like the wave hand shake hand like that lah oh I saw the video quite funny leh a lot of people like cheering on him leh


so stupid I don't know how he end up there can meh


as in like all the delivery riders lah, oh then they just follow the police care, eh I never see this one leh I never heard of it I never see on Instagram or something


oh


hundred birds like some, migratory birds kind of thing ah !walao! so difficult


this is very idealistic ah but not practical sia


that that one is freaking stupid, okay but I think he is very creative, but but but it doesn't make sense it doesn't make sense


as in you mean the <mandarin>代言人:dai yan ren</mandarin> ah, oh he's the one swimming on the packaging, I didn't notice, please lah so disgusted


I thought


then we're talking about nathan Hartono you suddenly talk about joseph schooling oh my god then I was like !huh! then you still say what swimming on the packaging I'm like okay so nathan is their brand ambassador okay and then he is swimming in a packaging okay I thought is like legit what


so so <mandarin>你讲:ni jiang</mandarin> joseph schooling <mandarin>是你的:shi ni de</mandarin> milo #kor kor# what the heck so disgusting


, no you got watch the korean variety what's that call ah boss in the mirror


ya it's the same logic, no they are trainers who went to


uh competition what went for competitions what why you keep talking about nathan Hartono


no lah this one is I think need to build up one


oh like the whole episode haven't come out lah


so means that you watch too much korean variety shoes lah that it keep recommending you


fine, I'm watching other shows can or not, that Youtube algorithm cannot capture that I watch boss in the mirror two, vlogs vlogs


funny mah, that one very funny


right right they are also korean couple right, but all the content similar leh if you look across like the different couples like the ice cream challenge you got see the what ice ice cream kiss challenge


or like the, got lollipop also got ice cream also, guess the flavour one


help


no but I think a lot of the content are like repeated there's one more what is it called like, uh, things that only girls know or things that only guys know that's the most latest one lah


also quite interesting ya and then what they say is also similar actually is how they make it funny only


oh serious how how old is he, around our age right


eh eh no but then that time


that time when cherry asked him to like tell the audience what he's eating he can name the vegetable the fruits and vegetable in his cabinet that's good enough leh like he know, nut, or like I don't know lettuce


oh, ya lah true but as in he kept hearing


uh <mandarin>到底是在讲什么:dao di shi zai jiang shen me</mandarin> lah then then that time you got see the latest video or not like he went to take the Google translator to translate what she say , well it's quite funny like when she's on the phone right then <mandarin>他就拿他的:ta jiu na ta de</mandarin> Google translator then <mandarin>他讲的时候可以可以立刻:ta jiang de shi hou ke yi ke yi li ke</mandarin> translate


you should go and watch it it's quite funny actually, no it is really very funny I'm recommending you, !aiya! I can be your Youtube algorithm


you already eat the expensive one why you want to eat a cheap one


ya, I think, I think lah


cannot compare lah the price so different


so expensive of course must be good


you mean what <mandarin>麻辣:ma la</mandarin> the <mandarin>麻辣烫:ma la tang</mandarin> ah, the hotpot that that soup soup base ah


and their their soup also got <mandarin>微辣:wei la</mandarin> and <mandarin>辣:la</mandarin> lah, that's interesting


I don't know I I ate the Hai Di Lao one hor I think it's too, too spicy for me I cannot take it I prefer the tomato one,


then you eat lor


ya but then we wash it with the chicken broth, the chicken soup


Hai Di Lao is forty dollars per pax


Hai Di Lao <mandarin>不是:bu shi</mandarin> eh Hai Di Lai go by


they their service is really good so like you are paying for the service, plus the food lah but I think more for their service cause like the food is like food you can get in like NTUC or something


I mean of course, of course they cannot be like the very very very very similar lah if not <mandarin>他们赚什么:ta men zhuan shen me</mandarin> right


but their service is really superb, !aiya! don't have birthday they give you like a normal food platter also, maybe the birthday one bigger lah


but the normal one also not bad lah not not very shabby also


I don't know leh the the woman also never say got


the dessert, uh, the <mandarin>黑罗米:hei luo mi</mandarin> lah, then what else we eat the white fungus


but okay lah the food is not bad lah but a bit, expensive lor, the food is good okay <mandarin>一分钱一分货:yi fen qian yi fen huo</mandarin> basically


ya <mandarin>你一分钱一分货:ni yi fen qian yi fen huo</mandarin> you pay for the food and their service


and their price is cheaper, I mean what else can you ask for right


I don't know, as in I don't think I can afford to eat Hai Di Lao


the Beauty In a Pot, Shi Jian <mandarin>我没有吃过你有吃过:wo mei you chi guo ni you chi guo</mandarin> ah


then you should have just insist stead of like


uh, ya but uh okay like I said the, the the set one is more expensive that's why you get more meat so if you not that hungry then no need to order the set


ya lor


same same price


but when which is nicer, (uh huh)


okay then the Shi Jian leh, oh so similar lah, like the only difference is like five dollars only


oh my god, true true true


maybe you eat his share


I think cause I finish all the rice, you deserve it man, ya maybe you shouldn't even order rice


then you still want to what eat Shi Li Fang tomorrow crazy crazy


after buying a lot of like those digestive pills


you just want to torture yourself


why are you comparing <mandarin>麻辣:ma la</mandarin> and Rojak


but the source is different


oh well, I recently go and eat <mandarin>麻辣:ma la</mandarin> at Tampines hub, and then it costs me, twenty over dollars for two person which is freaking expensive


I I went I went the where ah


the price difference, Tampines hub is at the Kopitiam there leh it's not is that the hawker leh it's not at like ya it's not <mandarin>他自己的店:ta zi ji de dian</mandarin> you know


so cheap, good, one person like four fifty only and it's so good


what the heck


oh is it, oh really ah, I didn't know eh


ya lor then what's the point <mandarin>干脆吃:gan cui chi</mandarin> #yung tau fu#


I I cannot imagine it <mandarin>青草:qing cao</mandarin> is green grass leh is there a really call green grass


how I know, stop it


funny sia, but it's so expensive that I don't know my wallet is like got hole Liao


ya lah but cannot eat so often leh


I also cannot crack an egg eh, like got issues, I cannot cook, cannot go into the kitchen


okay cracking eggs still okay but if you ask me to separate egg yolk and egg white I think that is a problem


what are you talking about


why would I do that since when


so stupid right I can't imagine as in I I don't remember this eh


how many years ago was that, like what a few weeks


maybe I accidentally pour out or something lah


or like or I accidentally drop the egg on the stove lah like it slipped out lah slipped out of my hands, I forgot to take out the pan so you wanted to crack the egg onto where you don't even have the pan


I think I slipped out slipped out


thanks ah I'll take that as a compliment, what you know


correct


you crack a lot of egg shell in it, I didn't do a lot it's just like one or two pieces, call me the genius


tired sia now twelve thirty Liao, stop saying that I'm old lah


embedded the app


I don't know leh never mind I know what you are who you are talking about can Liao


what is biracial, oh oh oh okay okay okay okay okay okay okay biracial okay okay I was thinking about ratio


wait


serious meh, but she's not like black black what


I don't know I never go and notice all this kind of thing I'm a very asian person


ya I know , I got general knowledge one please


true true true true, that one was because of the coronavirus


cause they say that the, they view him as a chinese lah for like spreading this kind of virus in london, that's why they discriminate against him mah, eh but no no no new updates on it right


like what happened to those people, the people who beat the guy up, no updates right I never I never see, I don't know


uh, like hiking hiking


is it only that day I just went leh it was open, two weeks ago, oh, maybe, maybe too many people at #bukit timah# then they decided that oh no cannot


because, it's the only nature park that people know


uh macritchie <mandarin>这个:zhe ge</mandarin> mah #bukit timah#, mount faber <mandarin>很远:hen yuan</mandarin> sia, okay true true ture but very hot that's the thing


to Sentosa, what can I do with the card


play games play what games like sports ah, oh I never try that before, I mean it's an experience


how much, !huh! like I risk my life I still have to pay so much


I mean true lah, but it's so scary, I don't know maybe, that time running man uh who ah #song jihyo# jumped off the


Macau tower one right


ya, but I think that one confirm is sponsored one lah the TV shows sponsor them


that one really very scary that one really really looks like how many floors is that ah like hundred lah hundred floors ah


hundred stories or what, I I look down I'm like oh my god as in you look from the TV lah like they show you the height


but she very brave leh, courageous, what you doubting my english or what why I cannot say brave


because it's one syllabus


oh <mandarin>你要去到:ni yao qu dao</mandarin> #tiong bahru# ah, Funan because it's nearer to the MRT, #Tiong Bahru# Bakery at #tiong bahru# I think is quite a distance from the MRT I'm not sure lah


landmark in #tiong bahru#, how is that a landmark it's a cafe


!walao! what kind of rubbish is this, anyhow dot com


capital tower ah, at the city hall one is it


that is a building but then #Tiong Bahru# Bakery is not a building is a it's just a cafe is a cafe in the building, but it's a cafe is not the name of the building


really mah


coffee