seriously, you know actually what you doing


okay


I don't know , ya so


okay okay I I get I I get it, no I'm I'm not doubting your skills or whatever or or anything I'm just


curious out of the many things in the world rasa tembak sia me


oh I haven't dappled in photoshop in a very long time, whatever lah


I don't know I'm just


I tell you Houdini honey Houdini, Houdini


H O U D I N I, harry Houdini yes, what's the situation with the cups


like you no what I mean is are there anymore cups that nak kena harry Houdini [kan], the brown colour one


you dah know, legit [pe] I thought I saw it the other day, okay okay tomorrow I go and see again


harry Houdini [kan] ah, ah


magic macam tu itu lagi teruk !ee!


it's not that difficult honey, and eventually he's gonna get the hint, robocop kat belakang pun nak harry Houdini [kan]


, ah, [orh]


habis cause we were on the way to work ah tapi err sebab tu mak mertua tanya err


ah whatever lah yang tu yang dua benda yang dia main tu lah


I can hear the disappointment in his voice then after that, you know the third party talk right


so dah aku cakap dengan Shakirah I cakap okay if you don't like the thing you don't like the thing that that that Ayi give you you just tell Ayi err I don't think I


oh no no no no the story started out with what know he was sitting at the back and then he saw that the action figure got no boot, then after that dia tanya err where where's the boot what what happened to the boot !huh! Shakirah err you the one who took out right


yes so dia keep saying like that habis tu saya macam dah lah tak apa lah pergi tolong [jer] carikan habis macam mana can you help just help only just help to find the boot so that it'd be a complete piece can you help


but I never but I never make it lost cakap begitu no I know I know you never make it lost can you just find it can you help to find


but I never play with the thing I don't want to play with the thing, I cakap okay I understand you don't want to play with the with the action figure but even okay if you don't want to play with the action figure you go and tell Ayi I say Ayi


err thank you for the toy but I don't like the toy I don't want to play with the toy maybe you can give it to someone else you can tell Ayi like that you just tell Ayi nicely Ayi I'm sure Ayi will understand, err you maybe you give someone else who deserve it better than me


you can say like that Ayi will understand tu Ayi buat kadang-kadang in the like the disappointment voice okay okay ah okay if you don't want never mind uh I will give to someone who who want it more than you


ah lepas tu I'm like just end the conversation like that


whatever lah, I say also wrong I never say also wrong, err okay okay lah whatever lah, I don't want to fight


kecoh ah


what, , uh, ah


it's not it's not that one


I don't know lah whatever lah


, , , but actually I'm very proud of


ya lah that, she's polite and, considerate and kind


that is like cherry on top man, like, that is such a big word you know, it's just a five letter, word but, the meaning is very big, ya very deep


very proud of her


err macam cara teacher know is dia macam representative of all the teachers


err ustazah shilah pun berbual ah dia punya other teachers [jer] tak berbual so I like [orh] okay lah


err madrasah punya route ah, for Shamira habis cakap I I cakap ya ya ada saya ada memang ada intention untuk dia orang masuk madrasah lah


macam nak berbual [kan] kalau dia nak berbual dalam bahasa arab ke apa [kan] ah just encourage [jer]


arabic books and uh, ya okay lah, I will look into it


I mean you, , , okay sabar sabar sabar dengar dulu sebab tu saya nak beli yang okay


with I don't know maybe a palm tree or a fig leaf tree you can put one there and then after that


ah, so macam gitu ah


err fish tank


[kan] , then kat tepi tu semua boleh clear, ah tu pun awak boleh tolong saya harry Houdini [kan]


ah


that's the thing so


(uh huh) , I mean it'll be tiring ah I I totally understand


I seriously cakap dengan awak I think my theory


that year, I don't know lah I I don't know about other old old people but, I've noticed ah I've noticed that


just not akin to the surrounding macam tak perasan gitu tau,


legit legit tak akan I mean I'm like thinking it's just a window sia can't you like, I mean macam saya macam tanya diri saya am I petty to ask such a question, am I petty tapi aku macam ni aku tak petty [pe] is


!aiyo!, I like !aiya!


(uh huh)


eh, so then we were there and then, !alamak! then aku macam !alamak! kau dah pulang kau nak terkencing sekarang [kan] tak pakai diaper


I don't know lah cause if for me if I go to a toilet that I know that is not very clean I will


I will kira macam , breathe through my mouth I will I will I will shut the nose and I will breathe through my mouth so I cannot smell anything, that's a skill that I picked up when I grow up as in like I've learnt over the years


so, she pinch her nose and then she say


I pegang dia all the way


she doesn't have to hold anything ah just hold me you know


sia ni sudah lah dalam tandas sudah kau dah yucky yucky ni semua ,


ya so anyway, cannot ah I cannot I cannot say so much about the toilet lah too too personal punya barang lah


ya lah but so dia gini to for me as as a third as a middle person how to how am I supposed to solve this problem is for me to check


ah ben yes, so like that ah


it is just your bad luck, that you happen to see, so ya lah, I also don't know I don't know why he kelam-kabut like I I I mean I'm not trying to find a reason


the best explanation, is aku tak tahu what is going on because, whatever it is in the morning tak ada rush pun he wasn't rushing at all, I didn't rush him or rush anybody


ah, ya, ya lah


(uh huh), (uh huh)


ah too bad lah then that's your problem ah, my my , (mmhmm), ya


okay, by the time you dah lambat ah, ah, , ah


so you had to walk back ah, ah,


(uh huh)


you expect me who is far away to go and settle this for you, where you can have just directly asked him yourself


then bapa cakap nak malu buat apa kalau time dia dating dating dengan kau nak malu tu boleh ah bapa faham tapi ni korang dah kahwin mengapa kau nak nak nak malu-malu [kan]


don't don't call me to go and call him when you can call directly, stop it lah sia


and I actually tell you I am busy, my hands are like filled


ladder tu terbuka A shape [kan], aku pun cuba angkat macam Hafiz angkat sekali pun dia dah tumbang dia panjang eh lepas tu


dia pun ketawa semua orang ketawa sia


the worker is not the common worker that I work with right, but we have been working since last last week ah now don't kikirkan aku lepas tu ku ketawa I cakap terus Adilah


I cakap I, dengan suara lembut


generally aku tak clumsy okay it's just that things happen, ah, ah, both of you are of the same size same height sia


but ya about the same size, I actually kecil sikit lah I think, I don't know whatever lah


I mean I just take the pot and just want to place at the location ah , then I pushed the I already push tau trolley atas err atas ramp I turunkan pot


!alamak! kecoh sia kelakar orang tak tahu kenapa sia, that really is so funny


there are fun moments really there are actually there are many fun moments ah


uh if we say anything wrong or scold you or what right we sorry lah, uh


like that so just now I know working very hard lah but this one little bit thing for you like make you happy ah, okay Hafiz happy already right drink kopi good already right happy smile lah


uh uh sia, you know macam I fikir I cakap dengan bapa lah like


then aku tahu kerja kau berat aku mesti macam a token of appreciation ah


so that day nak kena korek lima lubang sebelum lunch


then then after that , err so then after that dah masuk waktu dah eleven forty five dia orang punya lunch kat sana pukul dua belas tau, so then dah macam eleven forty five habis tu dia orang just start packing packing tau habis tu saya cakap silent [kan] ah


err can you all finish this lubang first then after that go makan lah can or not


err but sister if if eat late right later the food spoil lah then not nice to eat already then problem how sister, err can right ya like you quickly collate lubang ah five only as in three more then after that


your call lah sarah your call your call then aku macam !alamak! ini macam mana ah macam mana eh, ah fikir balik sudah lah go go go you go lunch never mind I push dengan Adilah


so okay lah, so macam kesian lah so I thought like, I want to buy Biryani I even ask them you know like


the first few month of COVID, so dia orang catering masak sendiri so as in the caterer ah


ah bulk ah


and then tadi lepas aku habis kerja [kan] dia orang habis kerja macam err pukul empat dah release man


which eh, as long as you are happy ah


of course ah, when I was in school that's what I learn myself sia B, nobody's gonna teach you this kind of nonsense sia


I cakap dengan bapa that this sifat token of appreciation is not,


(ppo) (ppb), (err) I don't know [lah] they they they I think they don't believe in it [ah] but for me is I believe in it because build rapport you know why you know why I say this thing is good or not


playing game, COD


, !huh!


(uh huh), then,


special


I think kita kita ah if I uh just uh kawan ah


uh uh


another table, boleh ah


err tak apa lah bilang dia sekali-sekala [pe], ah, sounds nice east coast


eh tak apa lah lama tak nampak budak-budak ah, [orh] kalau boleh barbecue ah, it's cheaper


uh uh, yes, ah


(hmm), sakura tak boleh muat tempat [jer]


ah


, just school holiday dia tak ada plan


saya cakap pasal Izzat [kan]


uh uh sia, Astaghfirullah


okay lah kira okay lah


ya , err, I don't think so


ya, no lah, but end up later


then


okay lah the last DNA,


next week, (mmhmm)


(uh huh),


(mmhmm), oh ya


Ani your best friend lah, #mi pan# , , what is that thing calling


then,


dia tak nak deal dengan justin


(mmhmm), !aiya! they busy lah


ah, ya


to find job, okay ah


ah


that is really stupid lah sia


ya lah at least have the manpower ah


then you just give them good, compliment ah to the ITE


(mmhmm)


okay lah, no the girls ah


both, ah one nasib ah, ah, (hmm)


he expect to use the car all the way


I know he will come back


, , where, I think you drive ah like that


, okay


okay


okay,


okay, valet, ya lah almost the same lah sia B


oh ya, , actually you cannot find me, I can only meet you at the car park you just meet me at the car park pasal is just one straight lift down


ya, (uh huh), you want to pick me up, okay


okay, hopefully lah hopefully by six habis ah


, (mmhmm), (mmhmm)


okay ah,


that one you figure it out , MRT ah take MRT


sophia


why, , can


err, ah, why


, uh uh, why, why tembak why tembak cannot


why what's wrong with tembak , so this is what I can think for now


ah let me try I'm trying, uh uh


colour font, , no this is illustrator


, to


(hmm),


H O U, harry Houdini, (hmm)


err hi harry Houdini


kat tong sampah lah


ah, ah, err ini ah action figure lah


ah


oh


ah, err what, !huh!, !alah! dah cakap buat tak buat naik eh maksud begitu what the hell is this thing man


err


, ah itu phone tip I


colour hijau [kan]


uh uh


!huh!


very deep


uh, [orh]


(mmhmm)


okay, , okay


(uh huh)


(uh huh), tau tau


, okay,


ah, but you got the go, not that we don't give you a go


so what


ah lepas tu sekarang anak-anak semua dah besar tau,


ah, ah, ,


, , (mmhmm)


I told the person already tapi datang ah


ben,


he will go for breakfast or he will meet Lina, ah, so kalau macam useful dalam ni semua [kan]


so even macam tadi I'm going out at ten I'm going out at ten ah, so he came back after he sent you he came back at nine thirty, nine thirty


then err


err tunggu lah dia tak call, so itu itu yang I call you suruh check, ah


err


!ee! tidak suka sia message


, , ah


uh, ,


ah, bulk ah


okay, (mmhmm)


march


ya ya I need my own time ah


okay hari ini hari jumaat ya sekarang kalau nak ke masjid harus buat online booking


(mmhmm)


okay


oh okay ya


(mmhmm), ya


!wow!


okay kita bawa balik kepada topic, nak makanan pula


betul


so sekarang dia sama dengan adam road, and err, yes


sorry okay intermission, ya sure


I see, would


I guess it also based on the composition of the racial communities there as well I see maybe it's just we are not familiar with the malay food in the west but I'm pretty sure there is I remember the story we saw our grandfather stories it's like the lady in the west


uh the lady in the west who's doing like a private dining so ya it's quite interesting because I think there's a different sub set of err like


malay in no like indian muslim food, yes, ya I find it super interesting


I I that's something that I feel like err we have to explore in this area as well in eating food like you know we haven't really been to any supper clubs apa [seh]


I mean like going to people's house and they cook or a private dining but I think now we COVID maybe it's not like a thing ya ya ya true true, anyway so right now today we are what are we going to do later


yes like they did in our friends' houses that's quite funny actually


hammers orchid, and be quite interesting


like a tradition, interesting yes, ya so what do you think about the campaign period this election


it looks like a every gathering comes in their thousands and thousands, well there, well I guess the results today we just found out that like the


the putting has gone is gonna be extended till ten PM tonight so ya so the elect the results would definitely be delay they're gonna start counting ten thirty onwards


!wah!, quite tiring lah to wait


!wah! I'm pretty sure election period also is like when they're totally sleep deprive maybe you can tell me about your experiences in last time when your lifestyle


ah ya ya ya


what's a door stop,


so that's done at the end, I see so I I just realise that it's already thirty four minutes ya so


this is also a very interesting experience what I'm doing right now recording or conversations, I know do you think you're up to doing this if you don't have work this next coming week are you up to doing this for nine hours a day that's the maximum you know


but maybe we can keep it to extending our conversations outside like for example when you and eric talk to each other outside and I can recorded it and I won't say anything


yes it's quite windy outside ah, in the room is a bit okay lah


okay but like what amount are you comfortable with if it's nine hours makes a day how how many hours you think


but I think we can do it if we say do it for like four hours a day I think it's totally feasible


I mean, but it is an interesting project and we're getting paid that's what I'm like interested about


maybe there's a you know maybe the singlish part is a pretends to it but it's actually like for like psychology like department or some thing like that


there's quite while nope we gotta go on to one hour yes yes, we can do this we look at our phones too much this is an interesting project and the fact that you have to do it on your phones to me is already something that


you can't you're not allowed to I'm just looking at the marker, ya you are looking at a marker right, of course we can't do it but what we can do is


just kind of like talk to each other, which I think is what is interesting about this whole project is getting people to communicate again but using their phones as a tool, but you're actually like


talking to each other but there's that, gambit of a phone involves you know what I mean, mean the incentive is getting paid lah so, there's something more to this definitely tomorrow saturday yes


damn fast right, uh, you are still gonna be calling out for work right


when ah, of, , of july


!wow!, , how many months has it been since the lockdown, yup


ya, phase one as a space for alfresco, phase two has been like a month, like going to be a month lah now is a month I think


how has life change for you


stress


but I think work has changed at the beginning right during phase one, like did you feel any sense of panic at all because you didn't have work


ya you mentioned it yesterday, but I feel like regardless of COVID


I think for all cameraman after you reach a certain age you kinda have to reach that phase where you have to lock down, like really permanently clients and have that stupidity if you're gonna keep doing this your whole life ya I


(mmhmm), hard sell


ya that's kind of wild, ya ya it's kind of ridiculous eh


ya I think so much of your work also revolves around checking out what's, in the now because video is a ever changing medium even how things are short you know content contents another thing lah but like so much of our lives revolve around screens so and I feel is although we've


ya ya


but money jobs put food on the table K


(mmhmm)


shocked value, what's that mean


ya ya cause you want to see who you're talking to what ya but if you notice my child porn film so for example we watched fire blood sister yesterday right ya I didn't see the ending it was really good movie anyway, ya I didn't see the ending


(mmhmm), ya


like like focus


I really like how five bloods was shot so cool I thought was okay it wasn't me interested the sprightly or we should like that, the spike only shoot like that, like that style, I know like the what the ratio the filming ratio


what other movies ah I don't really know


I don't think so, I really like the movies a day, how did they end, should you tell me no I think you should watch it back in and noelle and I liked that he with the entire


but if you realise a lot of them netflix shows and stuff that we saw always has to do that because it's been areas from, the modern media landscape so they have to cramp everything, like the kenya err TV show about his reality TV show the rich guy like they talk about these kind of things also like they talk about the black struggle in like


their whole culture or revolution and all that, ya ya


who is the white man who is the white man !aiyo! oh my god, ya


his stick ah,


okay I should watch it it's not netflix right no as long, okay, I think another series or genre of err or show that I'm really into is just like white trash series


what do you mean so, it just feels authentic, it feels it feels it feels like a very genuine representation of the americas


rather than the you know like uh glossy sort of shows like you know ya I don't know what this word trusted news also, ya I don't know, stereotype


ya true, my god can't wait till we can travel again feels like forever, feels like we're never gonna leave the island somehow


no you are just focus that's good, but that's not going to happen here but even if I don't give me twenty I know like an opportunity we're gonna we're gonna that's why I'm like I wonder what will change for journalists I mean obviously they are given priority to travel but I don't think so eating so I don't think so, I wonder what will change for journalists I mean obviously they are given priority to travel but you think so


I know but like macam say certain stories need to be covered you know like, you know, no I mean like, but now the priority will be to get more local people to cover local storage is just good also right you know cause like and and and just doing things internationally


you know cause like, remotely


I would love to go to nepal, maybe one day and it'll happen, ya, I don't know lah ten days ten days is like my magic number for travelling


eh so cold you know I am not good with cold countries, you miss travelling with me am I your best travelling buddy


how ah how so, I'm gonna get this on audio so that if you ever forget we can listen to it again


yes yes I do, I love, I really hope that my sense of, paranoia about the world will disappear with all of this do you remember the waterfall we went to in


#chiang mai#, except for the one yang macam teh tarik that one was like and then I was peeing by the stream, and then you ya


it was that was fun times it was also raining really heavily your weekend fifty one minutes long it has to be an hour, it has to be an hour, !wah! are you bored already talking to me


wait lah, maybe we can also do there's two ways to record this next time, we can do it, it can be somewhere else but we just have to be talking on the phone but you you have to be in a controlled environment


okay let's agree on how many times you can do this but how many times can we do it a day, how many hours be realistic, I would I think this is a good experiment right if say we did this like say lah three four hours a day and we can do it like different markers to the day


and then we can cover different topics so like when I want to do one hour you afternoon lower ya, ya, I think it will be a good change from waking up and looking at our screens because that's a habit that I'm trying to break also


but lately I've been waking up and checking if anyone has replied my job inquiries , do you think that's been bad for your mental health, how can you say don't care because you read news with the apathetic view


but don't you feel overwhelmed by the world, like


ya I feel like a speck of dust sometimes and nothing I do matters maybe that's why I've been feeling so sad lately, sense of self and sense of belonging and sense of you know


feeling like, there's some direction in my life, I think not lah, ya, maybe lah who knows


I also actually speaking of mushrooms I bought this interesting looking mushrooms you can fry them for dinner, or even awkwardness, I don't know maybe like not tempura can can wait the pan


but you have to use a lot of oil and and I don't wanna be unhealthy, I am so piss at the air fryer doesn't work I would love to try tempura with air fryer, no we have to save the money I think we should just fixed that one for all you know it could be like some very minor faulty situation order of the


I think it depends if we go see someone that's like, you know, honest, and if we see someone that's like


it has to be as usual, okay uh you doing great, four more minutes what, !wow! I realise that fee


actually the weird thing is, up the the aftermath of this will made me realise that we're actually talking more on this project than we are, IRL if we manage to cover like, five hours a day or something you know


that's why wish can also have like guess stars, you know what I mean what do you call our podcast, sweet angels be beeps in buildings


shit talkers, but like, I !aiya! if anyone that hearing this enjoys it


please give a thumbs up man thumbs up man, you think they like


so weird right if this was a podcast we literally started talking about food and then we talked about, K why are we recapping our podcast, ya but this suffers and we didn't even practise so this is good lah to practise I know lah but like all my interviewees because so you you you get some nervous interviews and the tribe tend to want to read off right attempted though whatever ya we just tell them like it's just like having a conversation with


no lah but like, paper ya


but I like direction I mean most interviews if you do with a reporter is not like this long podcast you know like really, that feels like a while


I have to if I can wear braces for twenty two hours a day, I can definitely do this for four five hours a day, I believe it I believe it, it's possible it's possible you


ya sure, did did did you did you get some of what you saw from the show in the movie yesterday do you get some like information based on what you saw like you relate anything back to the movie from the book


yes I agree uh they were very graphic also the movie we are talking about the movie five bloods, the movie was super intense and talks about mental health at an old age which is something I grapple to


with crazy and all my god, I really like really hope there's more scary thing that happen in our lifetime, it's true I mean back in our world ya it's kind of scary to think about


what kind of world you will be bring your kids in what if there's war in the future do you know what I mean but like, you not like, physical war but like cyber wars


scary scary times we live in in, what do you want show me in the book


okay, is it just by one guy !wow! I wonder how long


ya, they do a lot of stuffs noam chomsky, he is still alive in kicking [ah] that old guy he is cool he is cool cool guy


ya lah, ya lah dia punya sense of community sense of


ya lah


no lah Bedok north dekat dengan Bedok central you tau [kan] nak masuk Bedok tu mesti tu lah, ya


[orh] orchard


hawker centre okay lah, err alexander masa makan laksa claypot


just straight up hawker centre ah the best


, ya lah, favourite saya warung solo


staff staff pelakon-pelakon err dengan macam VIP yang datang sana dia dia orang pun akan mengidamkan [pe] looking forward to


ya ya


I rasa pun begitu I I ingatkan I okay lah


ya lah bukan favourite, ya


ya ya, (hmm)


, okay


ya, ya lah janji sedap I


chewy chewy bukan mentah tapi like Menyah-Menyah is that a word okay that


(mmhmm),


serious putih tapi yang Bedok corner tu bukan putih tau


west side to east side


okay


ya sinar pagi ah should be, ya ya terlalu berat ah


, (mmhmm)


ya ibu saya dia orang Jawa


tapi adik-adik I tak makan makanan melayu banyak tau


!huh!


okay okay


(mmhmm)


ya ya lah


okay [jer]


primary three


, (mmhmm), yes yes


pokka,


then


I rasa tu pun daripada culture, look at food macam tengok makanan yes yes


[kan]


cameraman slash videographer slash director or photography yada yada, dan kebanyakan shot yang saya buat adalah documentaries


shoot lah


hawker centre atau apa-apa yang berdekatan lah


so there's one two salah satu sebab yang I cakap tadi sebab culture singapore


north south east west singapore dan err, err develop atau organise, hawker centre mereka pun tak same same but different macam sama-sama tapi berbeza kalau you tengok Bedok corner sama dengan adam road


can we speak in english now, ya let's switch, ya food wise, there's a difference in culture I feel like in the north south east west


it feels like in the north and we're talking about malay or halal food here, there's more standalone stores, you know what I mean like a must ah you type situation or you know rather than this places being integrated into a hawker centre I'm sure you can find like


good, one of like malay stalls in hawker centres but it's not like, in the east where, you can go to a hawker centre and there's gonna be good malay food ya but there's a lot of malays and the west there is I'm not saying that isn't I'm saying the


quality, yes, oh is doing what oh right right yes


indian muslim ya I I really don't mind going to one of her classes and just exploring , the culture of food that they have


what do you mean in this area supper club


alright yes yes everything's changed now


a few friends are coming over, for to watch the polling results, on CNA and I'm really looking forward to that you know what I wish I wish I had decorated the house with like flag political paraphernalia


a bunch of stuff lah, well like lightning bolts too, err hammers tu ya apa-apa like the whole gamut


I am really looking for I I feel we should make good it's uh there's uh uh no more like a a culture food, or, a tradition exactly


yes well what, I feel it's weird man I, I really miss rallies, I really really miss rallies, it really it makes me feel like a singaporean like so much like a singaporean like I I


I feel the singapore spirit really comes out in and rallies especially opposition rallies, like not every I mean you got to be a premium rally inside


but there, (mmhmm) like the polling closes at ten lah


yes, maybe later than that, yes lah if you're the, !wah! and I saw


report there err news on this year oh ya totally but it's fun lah I mean is once in what five years [kan] when I was covering the elections now the last time I covered the elections wasn't that fine lah it was like


for bloomberg and we were just parked outside a school in shooting life crosses from there, it was a bit dull, and then we interviewed some ministers at, you know the bridge opposite canvas ya so we we did that


but, ten years ago that was fun I was a new cameraman who say any like, but just join, and it was a culture shock for me lah I didn't know what the door stop was and then you suddenly have to fucking hold the camera


like for what fifteen minutes treat the door stop is when they, so, okay here's a few terms that's walkabout so walkabouts is when, the politicians would go walk around the neighbourhood say maybe visit house to house visit ah


after one year of the markets and after that and after the whole meet the people see you they would then have a door stop for reporters so door stop is when they stop somewhere, and collect questions from media


that's done, is usually done at the end but, it depends what the PR person tells my reporter lah, but it's almost always done at the end of their walkabout


cause uh I really you really do this or what, the is like work for me you know I I do this for quite a lot like clapped to say


nine hours a day no I'm not, for what sia, extending our conversations outside


can lah but you have to, have a controlled environment right yes


so can defeats the purpose, I think conversations


well that's the thing of conversations lag is meant to be organic and if you can replicate that feeling of or, something being organic yet, being aware that you're recording something that's a trick to it, because it's a paying thing


I feel that's the incentive here, (mmhmm), if it wasn't paid would you like, to record yourself talking to someone for like, I I don't think it will matter again you know what's interesting if this entire project wasn't about singlish but about how you communicate with


and you love do what something like that, yes yes (mmhmm) (mmhmm)


it's quite well, are we done with this must ah, must be one hour Swee Swee is it,


are you browsing anything on your phone right now I'm not, I have never brows my phone while, during this entire conversation lah


oh ya ya ya ya ya, tomorrow is what saturday


okay, I, wonder how the next few weeks would be


ya ya well what and I just have one job coming up lah, seventeenth, this month


so how about the, the locked out was what march, and we got so lockdown also what one month and a half


ya there's a phase one then phase two, no lah less than a month ya


, I think life, right now, how is life changed for me, it's a cumulative of being married


going through COVID, err, I I wouldn't say it stress man, what would life be without stress right but I don't think I'm in this position where I am really stressed about, what I'm doing like who I who I am I don't have an identity crisis


, I'm just, going through life day by day, doing what I was doing before this entire COVID thing,


no I didn't to be honest with you, there was anxiety but I wasn't panicking with regards to that ah, I, was covering my bases and doing all, making sure


like people still remembered me and like, people would still call me right after this COVID thing like I mention I thank thankfully I'm working and , like this documentary and new kinda genre of filmmaking right so


err when, uh COVID times or an election times I mean work does come in, you but you you know what's interesting now did I tell you about this , err like people are sticking their claims over like what jobs they take now yang buat err cameraman and all that stuff so ya I find it


like people are panicking lah I guess low key panicking and marking their territories


, ya ya I think so too, I I I don't know like I okay


I feel like I want to do it organically I want to do it in a way that, people respect and recognise me for my work my personality and what I bring to it rather than guilt people into hiring me


I I I don't want to be that person that like, oh he use to be friends me he gonna hire me you know that kind of shit, I guess is an ego thing lah that's what I'm saying but like


I I guess that keeps me in check also in culture shock being able like, sharpening my skills making sure and relevant in how I work can what show them that kind of stuff lah


, ya ya ya


ya and I feel is also with, your collaborators who you work [kan] people who get your ideas and concepts err I feel that's even more special than say doing, money jobs or whatever lah like


ya ya ya definitely I'm I'm not denying that but, at same time, I I don't know leh like I I watch so much diverse shit right there


I mean like putting a camera down and just filming something and letting the scene play out that, art form of filmmaking is already it's a a miss is missing you know like


you learn from, orson wells like forgot foreground middle and background and how everything is playing out at same time, I I feel that art is missing in how we


film today like everything is really fast pace or like, everything is, and here's the thing I don't think I've ever talked to you about it macam like the over shoulder short, so the cameras over your shoulder so right now when you're talking right the cameras like just behind me here shooting the part of my shoulder and showing you and that shot


is everywhere if you pay attention to food like films or TV series or whatever the head shot is everywhere, ya but if you notice macam old films or old work for example for example we watched five blood sister yesterday right


okay it was really good movie anyway , she didn't shoot, that many oasis it was like he had the balls to just maintain a camera on the white shot


and let the scene play out which, you can see everyone's body movements like, I guess facial expressions isn't it isn't that out that like isn't your


what do you call that ya, it's more body language and stuff like that lah, I don't know I like err I I miss the art of, foreground middle ground and background, that that like that this obsessed me actually did this what I'm obsessed about actually you know


you know, I thought it was okay it wasn't like fantastic ya okay, what do you mean, oh, right or like four by three and angles to sixty point nine no it doesn't


oh like four by three and then goes to six to nine no lah it doesn't, err do the right thing, twenty fifth hour like I would


categorised spike Lee movies from like his nineties work to like, his post ninety stuff uh it's quite different, have you seen twenty fifth before, you that's really powerful man


no ah I think you should watch it err way back it ended well and I liked that he with the entire black struggle, the historic black struggle into the vietnam war and into current this current situation


ya, was that


(uh huh), (uh huh), right, (uh huh), but but


so spike Lee does that a lot like almost all his movies are about, some form of blackness in it like I mean he did malcolm X right that's, and it's early like say the nineties movies were all about predominantly predominantly black protagonist and antagonism like the drama that they go through


, and then you have twenty fifth our where the protagonist is a white man who's about to go to jail and even !huh! edward norton, your like and you know you remember yesterday there's this one scene where the guy was talking to the camera and like you know so that's kinda like a spike Lee


persona is like is like that, style a lot uh in his movies, like and my favourite


uh montage or like like that one on one thing is twenty fifth hour, no it's not


ya ya you are you really into tat shit, I mean if you like it you like it lah not dissing you about it, it feels authentic


, like new york Khalid type thing but this white trash thing is also


just new york LA it's like the whole fucking country ah


I don't know like that's not my priority lah but I guess, I I guess I can be quite selfish in that way also you know because I travel a lot for work, no because I travel a lot for work, so ya but even if I don't leave the country I know like an opportunity like that will come up that's why I'm like


I don't think so I don't think so that's why you have like correspondents what,


hire someone from overseas ah that's why I joined that network thing, ya ya


I mean everyone just doing things internationally like, ya not remotely macam like if if I were story in, tibet if my story in like nepal or whatever I I will hire straight in nepal to


like shoot and report whatever's going on, ya it'll happen, how long would you want to spend in nepal


!huh! okay, can you do ten days, err it's just nicer


ya, loaded question, actually you are like you are, cause


well ya because you like to eat then we do enough research, so it's fine lah, and you like looking at new shirt so


we went to few waterfalls, ya ya ya teh tarik cool, uh


eh can we end this already it's fifty one minutes ah, I'm not bored I just, I can do other things also what right now


how, no lah, no lah you just do it like this lah it's fine


how many hours you can do this a day


(uh huh), so like one hour in the day one hour in the afternoon one hour at night, okay sure


I've been waking up and reading the news every single day do you think that's been bad ah honestly I don't care, err honestly I don't care, no I read news to be informed


no, I wouldn't say the like I wouldn't describe myself to be overwhelmed by, what's going on in the world lah because the world will always overwhelm you because like you are an end in this universe you know what I mean


I think you should take mushrooms


how you gonna cook lah, okay okay


so you know you can just buy an air fryer right, what if the, cost to fix it is more than buying a new air fryer


okay lah okay


, , err, no


no, I will think about it lah


I hope they they everyone hearing this is enjoying our conversation is just like work for them also and I think I think their grading like because you are getting so many different err candidates or but people participating in this and they


their grading people based on right, ya, I think we liked direction in that sense ah


I don't think you need to practise, this is what I tell all my interviewees like because so you you get uh some nervous interview the same day try hard turn to what to read of like a script talk whatever and we just tell them like


it's just like having a conversation with, my reporter or someone lah, no it is this long ya an hour plus


average interview away an hour man


eh you want me show you my vietnam book, ya vietnam ink I bought this in vietnam did you get some sort of an issue for him in white show, what do you mean what show


get get what, ya I mean like certain atrocities are well documented, like


ya ya ya


ya based on PTSD ya, ya it it already is happening lah we just don't feel the effects of it


there will be war in the future


it it it's all encompassing lah it's like from financial to cyber to, eh it's like


a photo essay by five down press, if you take the time to actually read the report says, pretty interesting as like, an american talking about how


america fails, ya ya, and it's by uh fight on press which is where my favourite publishers and forward by noam chomsky


ya ya he is cool


eh cannot ten seconds silence, continue


okay, wake up, late at like twelve, and then eat, eat whatever it's nice then don't have anything to do then, okay


three six five days just kidding any show that it's nice money heist is that how you say it


ya I did did you not, , I think the plot sucks like actually the entire thing sucks it's just the, scenes


like waste time on netflix and like, watch youtube and then eat again for dinner then sleep, !wah! that's a perfect day like so boring


uh, anything that's nice, what ah, can't think oh my god I'm like so stressed out of creative, anything nice lah, ya serious


what's that, oh , err, , err no, tenderfresh,


ya, how about you


, ya exactly it's a perfect day perfect day people got exercise meh


, and then waste your exercise calories burned , !wow! okay then


later you will get your pisang goreng


okay okay and then


, with who, your boo boo, okay then what picnic


!wow!


!wow! okay


course meal, like what in a box, oh,


oh, okay, go to his house


go to sleep okay okay not bad okay, okay then next


biggest fear, my biggest fear, I guess would be to disappoint people !wow! that's so deep, ya man, ya


, but my biggest fear is like happening, every time disappoint people, !wah! that's so sad


what's yours, both, I feel like, it's fine to disappoint myself but if I disappoint like


parents or like ya people around me, then that's, it's quite sad lah cause they've been like around to support you and stuff but for myself if I disappoint myself I'm fine, I don't know


what's that, what's that, that's ya, that fear, how do I overcome it leh, just try my best lah if whatever I do


I mean you can't you can't really get rid of it unless you do something that addresses the root cause of that fear, ya


root cause of, I think, expectations, like the standards that you put yourself up to and also like, caring too much about what other people think


ah this feels like, therapy , girl you are asking all those difficult questions sia


, how ah how do I tackle the root cause, , don't care lor, just do your best


oh my god,


girl , just focus on what you are doing, I don't I don't know, I never thought about it, then what's your biggest fear


okay


ya it's like very long, okay


what is it,


, I was out clubbing, but now repent already now cannot go clubbing


god safe entry you everywhere you go safe entry apa [jer], , like your boyfriend just now,


so what are you gonna do about it,


cannot go there, oh man


then, !oops!


oh it works that way


but ya lah, oh, and then


!wah! then takde kerja why why she so bias


ah, where was this what year, okay


trying to spill the tea, !huh! , he can record this and then send to them and get money why why he record


!huh! , vlogging vlogging


damn, then just now you were saying about your , wait I'm trying to translate it, how how how did you meet him there


(uh huh)


is it the one that you told me about the other time I cannot keep track sia, some more


ya so, of course lah, !duh! I mean it's his job he supposed to do that


what do you order, should've bought more things


it's like , cannot feel but is is fine, eh then you got


oh


!huh! family as in like the parents, he's californian , oh my god


!wow!, so mixed


you haven't show me picture have you, ah what the hell, !wah! it's so hard to believe sia, he he what CEO


oh !wow!, then should give you more money what, how old ah


oh, younger than your parents okay that's not too bad, alright okay okay cool


that's where the money is there, actually that's that's about like almost everything you just have to be innovative, or you just rebrand something


then, he's still in singapore, or he stuck here you cannot go back, oh man


put in money what do you mean, can like that meh


!wow!


he live alone


I guess so can lah can lah lah like the queen's creepy schedule like very like


then he live alone but then got like three rooms all that what's the point so lonely sia


I mean that's point of this thing what, , uh seriously she has a boyfriend and a sugar daddy damn


I said you go I I'm not in contact with him anymore, okay, ya ya right let's see what happens when I leave this place


ya ya, sometimes it is though, okay cool, then you want to do


how did you even get from, whatever question we were at, ya, I didn't dream


, yes


what's up my hike beast friend, ya sia


okay


, !huh!, you don't look like the kind though I thought you sleep at like one like very very late


why you you just tired, !wow!


(uh huh), , what ah come out weird


then why you I mean he can watch by himself what then you video call him or what


macam netflix party like that oh my god then did you do it, then how how was it the verdict


oh, ya me too I don't even know got subtitle


and we're no err when I think of anime right I think of like all those weird Otaku


eh then does he go for the apa A F err is it AFA or the A or the oh eh why ah that is anime also is it


aku tak boleh sia no no I prefer like, my boyfriend to be like macam modern kind macam just into pop culture like that ya ya what's your like english hip hop kind of thing and we're charm top twenties we get


actually right I wonder who's gonna transcribe this cause I have a friend


ya then I'm like eh asal budak and then sebab benda macam gini eh


you want to give our feedback regarding the just kidding just kidding okay we will do this for you it's eighteen dollars bucks, that actually is good money serious serious, I I don't mind doing it


CMLL ni eh at least your sekolah got MLPP [kan] then got like you you can talk in malay style


ya no actually actually right


ya that's the thing


now dah tukar eh , I thought you say very boring


oh ya, eh but then right


against on one too and like cause just now I say kalau I mean after I go poly then pergi full time degree by the time they're twenty six right then I was thinking, like


how say ah like dapat barah macam my aunt cause she she got it err, when she gave birth to her first child after thirty then I search online they say think the risk is higher if you have your first child after thirty so I was thinking okay I should have my first one before thirty which is why macam like


like if have, a child then what's gonna happen to like work right, like I don't know I mean if you have a child what would you do would you quit or what


then you would go back to work lah after they are of a certain age, like what age what age do you think, !huh!, what's that called workforce for thirteen years


!huh! no leh I'm an only child but I don't think I'm spoiled


ya ya ya there's there's one thing, two is not bad right by one guy, if I mean the the like staying at home to take care of your kids is a, it's a good thing lah is a valid point but then


won't feel like, I don't know stagnant meh like for me cause now I have to jaga the kid right and then I'm starting work next week, I guess from like nine to six and then I feel a bit guilty cause tak boleh fetch him from school like for like since I have done it for the past few months since mak dia dah takde then like by the time I come home dah pukul tujuh then he sleeps at nine thirty so I only got like two and a half hours but


I don't know but if, if like let's say I'm a mum then I don't work then I take care of the kid it's quite like


pamper eh macam on twitter we see the baby spa then they are not paying back, like that videos macam apa bath bomb gitu seram leh how can they just like do that I mean if they want to throw throw perlahan-perlahan lah right but actually babies like


they really know how to swim, it's just that like whether like you retain that, what's that natural ability or not ya so that's why like from since young right you must like just throw them into water they need to like you don't need to care one literally they will automatically just like learn they'll they just know how to float and swim


can, , abuse sia


once you learn how to float you will know how to swim ah confirm you just show them video this is how you swim do if you don't do you don't do you you see what happen joking joking


ironic sia bodoh eh no I cannot even float hello


ya primary three, like we go I mean I also went for it I mean we both same school but then I still don't know how to swim ah


do you plan to learn, then you can ah you can move ah with the pedal board


!wah! I just like that, I don't dare sia like I I will just like overthink then I scared ah you like termasuk and then drown or something like even if I do pedal board thing right I will just hold at the side the railing then I float myself


I cannot swim obviously so I won't go to like anywhere that's like you know, like that's like deep but if I have the paddle board or if I have the life jacket right when you see me I go everywhere, ya you can you can snorkel you just have to use the life jacket oh then you just like move around when you where you go ya cannot control ah


but you are supposed to go inside aku tak pernah snorkel sia , noob


oh ah okay okay !wow!


bungee jumping bungee jumping macam kat Sentosa tu eh is that


ya sia


, Langkawi ada oh damn, I was thinking like err macam those Dubai ke or like turkey lepas tu ada apa hot air balloon ya oh my god


I want to I want to like go there sia for like honeymoon ke apa I think there's like the perfect, like place to go with the sunset or


!wah! legit , okay then got your private pool ya, jacuzzi


!wow!, oh my god


I mean !wah! dah look ahead eh, there of course lah of course they're excited you know I I, ya sure virgin self


alright alright, ya okay got like, question macam mana ah


breast, ya ya that's why okay let me just like ceritakan okay so err how how to say


like cannot support like that macam those I I cannot say here lah literary this crazy theory sia but like muka dia macam gitu lah then, err ya they got married and tapi uh somehow cause I think they got married after after my aunt is thirty then dia susah nak give birth


then when when she finally gave birth then bila tengah breastfeed right then dia rasa macam I think the susu tak boleh keluar ah then tanya doctor ah doctor check dia cakap dia dah stage two and then like before that right uh I think while she was pregnant the si si jantan tu dia cakap uh dia nak anak ni like


be a guy lah like like like a boy then he like not very educated then he say uh makan steak banyak-banyak ah so that the gender will be a boy like what the hell, K then my aunt cause sayang dia ah then I'm like she go and eat a lot of steak then berminyak what so that's why dapat the cancer steak steak ya then after that bila dia dah give birth then dapat cancer then


I think she got ask him lah say like ah you will stay with me right you won't leave then he say ya ya then after that end up he cheat, ya he he cheat on smule do you know the smule app ya karaoke you know and then sebab dia suka nyanyi-nyanyi like those typical tu itu pasal then he went on smule then nampak this perempuan and this perempuan is janda means like


like girl there's like a red flag


like it's supposed to be five hundred habis he say oh sebab COVID ni then my gaji tinggal sikit like ah dengar-dengar nanti kena retrench then you know how much he give or not he give hundred dollar per month


and and well ya it's not enough dua puluh dollar [jer] kasi apa ya, and also like that lor actually why did I tell you that ah how do we get to the


ya ya dia kahwin okay now err


ya then I think the betina is like


cause he he really cannot like support sia the kid, ya then nak bayar school fees pun macam tertangguh like he paid late leh then for each day cause there's a specific date that you are supposed to pay the school fees by then every day that you are late you have to pay extra twenty five


then I don't know lah he bayar !alamak!, uh now K one tapi dia dia tak sekolah macam PAP gitu [jer] ah dia sekolah macam islamic school


then it's like I blame him cause like if never kahwin him then my aunt will still be around she wouldn't have cancer and stuff then bila like he already know he and the betina know that she has cancer then they still like harassed her


ya like throw those skunk remarks,


no lah not not stewardess macam office office job begitu macam you know ticket, no no no it's like ticketing bukan kat airport punya customer service it's like the the seats err kind of office kind


like school days school week ya ya ya with err live with my nenek and my uncle lah then I will go there to like pick him up from school and stuff


so he will so that means cause there's like what, four weekends right in a month so two out of four weekends he will be there lah so only what four days then he will spend with that


then cause the betina punya anak dia ada anak kecil like around the same age as my cousin then kecil-kecil dah pakai specs then I scared later like dia orang kat sana tak jaga my cousin betul-betul then like all the bad habits macam tak terjaga sia


ya ya right it's just, ah that one I don't know I think


err kasi chocolate but they got give like proper food also lah, soup ada nasi


ya he likes it leh he likes soup soup begitu , but it's just very frustrating sia


later he cannot afford to bayar the school fees then takut nak pull him out from that kindergarten then err I mean P one macam mana sia P one sekali takut dia pergi dengan bapa dia so


and like, I I don't know what to say that's so cheap already eh six dollars ya six dollars six dollars or nine dollars I don't know but for JC is like what twenty five dollars per month ya our school fees ni baru kindergarten tak boleh bayar then next time I go poly uni macam sia


it reminds me of our err dear old friend, ya R how cari ah I I unfollow her eh then like I cannot see


oh my my boyfriend just left the house so !huh! one hour, three thirty baru dia sampai sana one hour what he he just left the house


berbual [jer] lah, ya she did


M, oh


(uh huh)


okay, alright so for the first question that I wanna ask you is


what would be your perfect day plenty out from waking up to bed time


who watch netflix, what kind of netflix show do you wanna watch


ya, but three six five have you watched the three six five day, I did, and it's very disgusting


, ya ya and then


okay and then what would you want to eat


would it be a malay food, for like


shit so basic, okay lah at least fusion, a perfect day for me would be


I wake up early in the morning, so the day before that I would sleep at like ten PM, and then I wake up at like I don't know maybe seven thirty or eight AM, and then after that , I will what's that


exercise, ideal lah ideal perfect day ah, and then after that later I will exercise, until like I don't know maybe nine


K K who exercises for one hour disgusting, okay and then I just like you know stretching ah for like ten fifteen minutes you know cause healthy living [kan] and then after that I do some stretching I was there I eat my breakfast I want like big breakfast you know


maybe nasi lemak ke I don't like mee rebus , it's okay I need a calorie surplus anyway


ya eh sekarang aku aku cakap ni aku nak makan pisang goreng [seh]


and then after that later or like maybe like a continental breakfast lah who knows if I if I want to but if I don't want to then I think nasi lemak is a good choice and then after that like around ten, or something and then after that later I go I don't know


I think I just wanna go out I just wanna go I'll go to like some garden or some park, walk walk #gai gai# you know with with my loved one ya my boo boo


ya actually I want to picnic but then twelve PM to picnic is too hot so we will you know walk walk things like that in the park and after that around twelve to like two and we lunch we talk we go cafe well you know ya friendship matching and then


and then after that and then like around three or four, and then after that we'll go to picnic ah we go pick me and after that we'll watch that sunset together oh that's so and then we will go picnic together and then after that later we


what's that, ya we just go picnic we watch sunset after sunset then we eat dinner and we eat dinner I would to eat steak though or Omakase you know what's Omakase basically like what's that


like dining, set how do I say it it's like course meal ah it's like japanese punya course meal ya no that one is Bento this one is like so basically you just sit there you buy like this course meal so yours apa Bleh your appetiser your starters then after that you have the main things like that after that until you get the dessert


ya maybe I want to try that, and then, after dinner we go home, ya we go home and then later we just wind down shower and then watch netflix and then just snuggle and then go to sleep


next question would be what err what is your biggest fear


oh oh my god that got deep real quick


okay it's not terlalu dalam lah


are you like disappointing people are you disappointing yourself


okay make sense, but then like, then how do you overcome that like, (mmhmm)


okay so why do you think is the root cause of your fear


(mmhmm), okay and then after that, so you know where's the root cause so then how would you tackle that the root cause,


insightful insightful


isn't that how do you not okay cause I mean like those like that expectations are like from people that you care, and then how do you not care


honestly just going to hell right now, and one one one year in there is like one day is like what eighty years or something ah


and then like they say like, what's that there's only two minor signs left till like the major signs for like the akhirat hari kiamat ya uh like what's that you know in israel like the


and they say it's it's in israel but I don't know if it's in israel but like basically they say like the lake of Galilee or something like that, ya it's gonna dry up, and then it's like GG it is drying up it's like they say is drying up I'm just like okay


the euphrates ah, getting gold or something like that and apparently the arabs are you know getting richer and stuff right so ya


oh my god legit


ya I tell you corona virus right is a muslim like social distancing then like halal gap to get no no drinking no clubbing no going out till late at night you know, anywhere you go you're checked you are tracked


like ah you know god is watching you actually , B B do you have protection it's okay safe entry


what !wow! !wow! !wow! relax, okay, I mean


and then like , Inshallah, Inshallah to that


yes Inshallah to that for both of us cause I don't want to be there when like all the major signs happen like, if like, the anti christ AKA messiah or like Dajjal


ya and like kalau dia datang [kan], cause like, and then like cause apa tu malaikat [kan] nanti like macam like guard the place [kan] so like I would want to go there


ya tak boleh pergi sana sebab semua orang macam like pergi sana and then you just over there like I cannot go there you know, and then the the thing is they say that


cause he, has like, you know ya aku tak tahu sia aku mana pergi madrasah sia, you know but then this one I I I I belajar bukan daripada madrasah honestly right madrasah it's like useless


we learn like I mean like, we we don't really learn about like the major signs we just learn like oh like some arab lah and then after that we learn like all like the signs and like the Hadith and how to authenticity like that


ya but like I mean those are good those are useful lah but like what's that when they teach like things like for example like you know when you go overseas right do you travel and then you need to solat [kan] and then you solat like you Jamak and then you will also like Takdim


[kan], so jadi macam zohor dengan asar you combine in a way jadi like


was that you, pray zohor during asar timing and asar during timing or zohor during zohor timing and


ya ya, and then like what's that some people ask him like how long can we do this and bila kita boleh buat you know


so it's like they teach lah but like the thing is the way they teach right it's like so one, way it's like there's no other way you just do this you just do what we tell you but then the thing is, there are so many other opinion opinions and thoughts like


what is that I don't like the way they teach, religion in like singapore, which is also why


ya and then oh my god, there was drama cause like okay my ustaz apparently he got frustrated with like the


Mudirah and the Mudirah is like the principal tau dia marah dengan dia sebab apa like, what's that she, unless dia orang dia punya kaki baru dia percaya jadi like all the thing she asked to do she'll ask like the things that she the people that she trusts that she like


but then she doesn't like a lot of people that's a thing she only trust a few handful so all the things that like, what's that she supposed to delegate right all the work, she give it to the people she like and then those people whose job scope is the things that like


the the ones that like she give to other people it's like you're like what is going on ya, , I have no idea actually I didn't think that should be like that you know


but apparently she is, and then after that he and like my ustaz he macam he was like he texted us one day it's like hello korang korang boleh keluar ke tak like jumpa like, I said like somewhere else like somewhere like public or something like that and after that in the end like


in the end dia orang okay fine they're like what what happen and then he's like I don't think I can make it to your graduation after that we're like what why cause that he's like what's that our favourite you know like he's super chill things like that and then


and then he like oh kita orang jumpa like we we we met it is actually an illegal gathering ah we met at next like the burger king there, Oopsie and then that was the first day I met sugar daddy !oops!, last year ya we graduated last year ya and then after that like he


eh I graduated last year or like two years ago oh ya last year last year last year, and ya we graduated last year and then after that like was that remind you know that he say lah macam like he explain oh like kenapa you ustazah macam gini lah dia very rude lah things like that like the way kau buat macam banyak kerja it's like so immature things like that aku macam like


okay like why you telling us these like so ya I mean like he wants to spill the tea okay lah but like the way you going about it is like, bro, you know cause like he record himself you know like ya he


no like he record himself cause he he want to send to, what's that the ustazah [kan] and then he wants to send to the principal he like he what's that he record himself video record you know ya


he made one of the like the student record him like that, then after he talk and after that there was like one part when he he like he was scolding her and then after that !wah! he turned to the camera and then he point you know like that you know I was like


!huh! it's ya it's so unprofessional, ya but that's my


what is it, no okay I didn't meet him at the burger king itself like that was the first time I met him so before I went to like the meeting right


I went to my bapa gula punya room, ya so we just actually norm ah we just met at like a coffee shop, actually we met near his place his near his home his house lah, what's that like


I would say kita orang like jumpa habis tu


a'ah ambil aku pergi sebab dia tinggal dekat marina bay tau, fucking rich ass like


oh ya they they they they got approached me ah but like I never say anything lah cause like, they ugly ah, , what's that I he he grabbed me there you know


ya and so he grabbed me over there and then he's like !hey! hello so we're like eh okay so we went to starbucks, we talk talk obviously he paid for everything like !duh!


I order like caramel macchiato, that's it and then he just like weep out his credit card it's like it's okay I got it I was like, that's the thing I was like can I get to go


okay, okay kau tak tak tak tak sweating eh


he he actually like, what's that cause he tell me about his family and stuff what like bro that's so personal for a sugar daddy what the hell


ya he he tell he told me he never show lah he never bring me to meet them cause they live in california, , okay lah but, what's that like


he's oh his mother is actually half japanese if I'm not wrong, and then like


, but okay lah he looks quite handsome actually he's very fit, I don't have a picture of him


ya, but and then like he has like what three thousand employees under him, oh it's not that much, he's not just a CEO he has several companies actually


I know, he is what, I think thirty six forty six


the buy so low it's underground, ya and then, !aiya! okay lah he's actually very nice like he he he told me about his family


and then like dia juga like what's that he does like all the software apparently a lot of like those people who do software they are actually very rich so if you ever want to start a company do like software computer kinda stuff okay, ya but you have to be like smart mah


you got to be like really innovative, yup


, because of the flight ah because of quarantine lah actually cause of ya the circuit breaker but actually it doesn't really matter because he is a PR here but he's only a PR because he put in money


cause he invest money mah he has companies here so obviously singapore automatically like oh my god you put money in us we give you citizenship legit you know he's actually a PR in like several countries


ya, like he show me like what's that all his passports the other day I went to his house, I I went to like one of his room like he was like you know, I was like can explore your house he's like okay sure you know and then like it sounds like quite big ah okay not bad but


his, his tastes ah Astaghfirullah aduhai dia punya rumah ada like there's like what two or three pianos I didn't even know what for to be honest ya, and then he has like


obviously like what one two three rooms yes three rooms and then like two out of those three rooms they have their own like it's like en suite ya so they have their own toilet and then , what's that, he, he has like


oh the thing about the marina punya rumah right everything is glass so he's like oh it's so annoying and then he likes, it's like his sleeping schedule also very fuck up so oh my god is it okay for me to swear


you know cause he worked very hard, he does he's not that he works very hard it's like him hustle a lot when he was younger so now he like macam take a break you know so sekarang dia macam relax sikit he always go for piano lesson then he gym then he say you always netflix ah watch HBO things like that


you know and then he just likes, ya and then sometimes he will go back to california and that's when he really work work, and but okay lah he has a lamborghini


oh my god you know the other, , okay nampak some materialistic eh, think the person hearing this would be judging us


I swear to god I we I'm not in contact with him anymore, it was last time and I'm a changed person


sorry not I'm actually a virgin yeah yeah, same it's like saying the sky is red, the sky is purple


okay so, how did you even get from, err ya what's your biggest fear question to like talking about sugar daddy eh K we just okay, okay what did you dream about last night


and I had a dream, black lives matter, all lives matter oh my god see all those people who like all lives matter hashtag woke


but okay lah he cute lah lapan puluh tahun macam gitu like !wow!, ya ya later later ISA come come catch us like


unless JK JK JK JK I never say that I never say that, err I ada mimpi tapi I terlupa mimpi I


eh mana ada aku cuma aku aku tak pernah mimpi pasal dia [seh] a'ah nampak pasal ku tak kesah pasal dia eh tapi aku mimpi ah


ah tapi uh


ya like I don't know it's just uh my my my my body clock is like that ah and then after that like around like eight nine AM then after that I will just automatically wake up ya and then after that like what's that


a'ah habis habis until dia macam like are you Baka ya bro


no so basically like he will always say he say can we watch these like anime together I was like what why do you wanna do that he's like so we go to the same website same everything and then after that we go to the same starting timing like three two one go ya I was like okay lah boleh lah aku layankan [jer] lah and after that we watch


err some anime is okay cause I really watch like what only two anime, ya, so I mean today we're gonna finish our third one, it's the Kabaneri iron fortress thing I don't even know


and then until like dia cakap can you please react can you please react I'm like aku tengok macam like aku tengok okay [jer] lah aku tengok macam begitu habis dia macam like eh Aisyah takde reaction ah react sikit ah !alamak! kau ni I'm like what I'm supposed to say just cakap apa-apa recently ah aku tengok apa-apa cerita memang macam gini pun macam tu [jer] dia macam like Aisyah takde reaction ah


no like you know like cause he likes to watch like those action punya macam anime dia macam like Shoo Shoong gitu or like Jisho or something like that


ya you know but I mean ya


Astaghfirullah


he doesn't he doesn't, ya it is okay no I think he went once, that I were I were so disappointed when he told me that I was like you are that weird person that weird Otaku that I hate like the wimp disgusting oh my god and he really how to say like he's the week I'm a wimp I'm am an Otaku and I'm proud of it I'm like err if you are gonna be proud of it


I don't want you I don't want these thank you very much like stop !wah! I cannot leh if my boyfriend like that then I will just like I would sign out or like those like K-pop, K-pop fan boys


or like watch like those popular like english movies like you know netflix kalau macam K-pop then macam Weebs nah, and my head out but I'm sorry if you're listening


K K K just kidding


oh oh is a conspiracy I tell you, is if this is for pure like research thingy right, , okay thanks I don't know what to say honestly like it's for pure research like you just want the language right


, I will like bro


and then like what's that like we've talk what dalam bahasa melayu dan untuk sepuluh percent okay lah boleh lah


ya no actually actually right, the the only thing good about it is just like the programme like the programme like you get to you know meet other schools and then after that you make friends you have lots of different activities especially if not right


there's not much difference, because in the end you is still just about MNL, like when you graduate right, at the end of the day is just a piece of paper, oh damn


like you just like you graduate from like the programme lah but like I mean merepek eh, like it doesn't help also right in uni and college unless you are going to like malay studies


ya sia think now, I mean okay no no if you are like middle class right


or like something like that or lower income low, working class not the work sorry sorry okay like middle class or like lower income something like that like what's that, if you become like, stay at home wife like a bit boring eh


that cause you need to usually you have children you you need to take care of them all those things all tiring but you can become a #tai tai# you get married to someone rich, err if have no children your life a breeze, you get to go for all the like painting classes lah flower arrangement then go for afternoon tea go for spa massage and then you get to


no, you


honestly I would quit cause ya cause like I mean like, if I have a baby then like I would want to you know make sure that they get a proper education like you know I do like those little brain games for them


at home I'm not gonna like send them to class like all those stupid brain gyms seriously you know like they send their children to like brain gym classes you know what they do there, they would be like oh this one will what's that retain their focus things like you know what they do they'll like oh they have like these children they follow the teacher and then after that they teach her wear apron and I'll be like look err what's that I have this little card walk walk walk


I put inside my apron spin around where is the, card ya this like it's very easy and then the thing is all these parents damn fool like classes actually you can do at home ya that's the thing and then like what's that like you're wasting like what seventy or hundred plus like for one hour


when you can do it for like free at home like you have a lot of like, come on lah you can just put a card in like your shirt like that right like you don't really need to get an apron even if you have one good lah right but like what's that those things you can do at home I mean like I would want to like you know like really


like give them like the proper education things like that ya like really take care of them cause like, if I were to just send them off to the infant care lah like send them off to my parents I mean like, it's okay I guess I'm not going to shame those who do so


but I personally would want to lah, make sure that lah you know ya, early years are like very, ya


like their sec one sec two, ya, ya if I have one child right I want another a second one because I don't want like to have an only child if not later that thing become spoiled


ya you're not spoiled but like was there like, also cause I'm scared like they might feel lonely ya


I mean for me like if I'm a mother I would take it very seriously ah cause like, these little being which are so annoying like it's dependent on me like bro if like, if like suddenly I leave it for a day right like suddenly that thing will die like do you know how annoying that is like how selfish are they you know like they're leeching off of me literally like they're literally sucking milk out of my boobs leh like why


ya and then after that like like ya, ya oh annoying but actually you know like babies right you know like teach them how to swim you just throw them into water


float can lah but swim they can by themselves meh, like you just keep throwing them to water as they grow older, okay don't throw lah you just put them in water ya you just put them in water then they'll automatically like


eh you learn how to swim since you know how to swim right ah you don't know eh you look like a swimmer eh eh then last time did you go for classes I mean primary eh primary school


oh ya we had swimming classes right then, then, ya and then like oh I remember like we bought like their swimming gear lah goggles lah eye bolt and stuff but then we still don't know how to swim


no, I will just I will just use the paddle board, I bought you know I bought the pedal boat like like last year I bought the pedal board, and then after that now whenever you go swimming pool I just put it underneath me then I just like that


okay actually you know last time I was supposed okay you know okay but then the thing is for me right, I started, like actually really trying to like swim is when like, I went to like snorkel


and then when you go snorkeling is the open sea right and then the thing is like what, four metres deep or something like that ya and then after that like I wore like, jacket ah and then I was super scared you know so like


and then they just like push me off you know like uh but of course I cannot drown because like I have the life jacket with me, for me so I just cannot drown even if I wanted to you know so you need and I was like super scared but then not like I think like okay okay so I wore like the snorkel gear and then I was like I was trying to like


look inside you know cause that you have to like really lie down like, like tiarap and then after that you, but we end up what's that I was like super scared I was like


after that but then end up like after awhile then after that I got used to it so now you have that was just like okay snorkel let's go let's go so after that like when I go to swimming pool and all that like


oh so you can snorkel lah without learning how to swim, you can I mean like if it cause your life jacket is just to keep you afloat mah


no lah that one is like when you dive that it's diving ya snorkeling is like basically you just on top and then you know like those little like cute thingy so you are supposed to just like float on top and then you just submerge your face


underwater and then you just see what's going on underneath that's all


I want to do so sia


cause it's like committing suicide without their commitment


but that one sekejap [jer] sia but okay lah I mean like when you commit suicide also it'll be that quick mah right, I okay that went deep that went very dark


but like okay I I really want to try bungee jumping and skydiving oh you can go skydiving at Langkawi (mmhmm)


oh Cappadocia I went before very nice I tell you


I okay I rasa quite okay cause I've been to Cappadocia but I feel like I'm not sure if it's err, honeymoon site because like what's that like turkey itself has lots of things like lots of activities and then like you


lots of culture and tourism so like when you go there right like you are always out, you are not always like in the hotel room things like that so if you want to go for honeymoon I will prefer like you know like somewhere right, more private like uh like ya like like that's why like maldives something like that it's like okay cause that you just stay in the room or ya adjustable for you


jacuzzi and then after that you can shower outside but like no one can see you ya but then I also like nothing much you do just cycle by the walkway there, but I mean like over there like it's just for you to spend time with each other if you know what I mean


that's why if I were to go I want to go to maldives, of course lah of course I excited you know I I, my virgin self cannot wait


ah following sebelas minit lagi ah, err okay ah okay question lagi satu where eh tapi kau punya tu like aunty like dia ada dua anak ah


oh okay okay then what's that like what kind of cancer she


then what the hell sia then like


ya itu pasal bedek sia


you know like


ya sia damn stress eh


and then like what's the betina tu dia buat apa like what does she do for living, stewardess


like err what's that can I have your passport err lepas that put your luggage here please, oh okay okay


so what's that, every afternoon we can so that means like the whole week, you will be with your uncle lah


ya, okay lah


confirm makanan kasi like all the junk food only


burning burning aku burning, ah like ku burning it's like macam dia clear soup begitu soup putih like clear habis kau entah apa tu macam carrot lah apa vegetable gitu [jer]


okay lah, but like education is very important I don't I think confirm like they just like give him like ipad ah kau lantak sendiri lah, like alcohol you want to ask need ya exactly then like my family was worried that


ya ya that's why


so easy for like, it's so sad cause like some people who like actually like deserve to be parents are not parents and some people who don't deserve it ah parents like


R R, on what on Twitter, uh I I never follow her on Twitter but I think Instagram you know Twitter is what the juices is there


okay cause she deactivated her what's that Instagram [kan], and then !alah! baru recently [kan] dia keluar dengan M [kan], a'ah dia dia recently baru dengan si M habis dia orang macam like


a bit okay you know what masa aku keluar dengan mata air aku aku ada apa tu ternampak apa tu terjumpa si R tau dia dengan anak dia semua tak ah dengan kawan dia anak dia betul kecil gila [seh], a'ah like serba kecil but I think I think also because like when bila dia tengah pregnant right


cause I like to watch korea drama, uh the food lah of course, ya I eat Kimchi you don't eat Kimchi


I eat what I eat fish you don't eat fish, I eat beef, wear three four layer


of course, no, we can use whatever we have what, it's not that you don't have anything yang cannot make you warm


okay but, ya you go there without telling anyone


but I want to eat Mukshidonna, no in singapore , because cannot travel what so you need to bring me to Mukshidonna


ya, there's a lot of place to go, it's okay, Ahjumma Ahjusshi can walk, of course I can walk


it's okay you can carry all the bags, for me, no I want to bring the whole wardrobe


confirm it will takes a lot of space, confirm berat bag, ya lah


so how many days you want to go


uh it's at Seoul if I'm not wrong, must google back


okay then just


then you just try lah


no lah because the changes is of our weather, obviously you balik singapore you will fall sick also what


but it will happen it's your body temperature, cannot take it you know, I don't want to have a plastic surgery


some ah, oh I want to buy the hand cream, and the socks there cute


masuk free tak


sembarang ah but I know I also want to go australia, because the shopping there is cheap, why no, but I I also want to go


ya but why is it no, if it's after COVID it's after korea lah but why is it no, it cannot be no


sydney to melbourne, it's a ten hours drive, melbourne can lah, scenery


that one is at melbourne, ya melbourne to the twelve apostles is the ride uh drive up, we have to drive, I am a good driver, I have almost ten years experience driving of course I can drive for you


can ajak all your friends, they planning to go right that time


no lah now eh moo moo and husband no driving licence, oh but still you need a trusted driver there, like me


experienced and trusted, I say experienced and trusted, ah ajak Zul


then wait for him to kahwin dulu lah, it's okay lah the more the merrier what, but yang lagi dua I don't know lah


another one, ya lah you dah kahwin [kan] jadi rasa macam uh


you are not this case, no go australia, I want go melbourne I want go sydney


of course I can bring you I'm a tour guide, but right I go australia thirty three days, I only go a few places but I still can bring you around eat pizza


R pizza oh so sedap you know so delicious and you ignoring me, you don't eat and then you want to eat bring me


it's not halal right, oh okay, and ketam


the crab ah, you mean the crab, I want crab I want the crab oh I don't want to try other things


oh , (hmm), but you have a wife that is


would get on to the shopping, but, ya I want to go the running man thing ah, the attraction you play the game, you say


it's like a small attraction gitu lah dia ada game apa yang dia orang main dekat dalam running man itu some of the game is at that attraction itself, of course lah which attraction is free


but it's I don't think it's big lah it's just maybe small, I need to check back ah cause, no I don't think so ada if they upgrade pun bagus !yay! talking about haunted house


really, no this one bukan dekat dalam theme park, just like self like a shop like that lah but it's a you there's a game lah ya running man game


anyway talk about this saturday where do you wanna go, can we go Sentosa


uh it's okay because last saturday is all yours, and sunday we don't go anywhere much


so saturday I want to go somewhere, where, beach, like this ah


ya lah where, sea aquarium, resort world there is it


no they opened back already they open already, places dah buka apa thirteen july, I don't know maybe you can check carousell or oh carousell people sell the express


then you can just call and ask lah


it won't be that much, it won't be crowded that much lah cause tak banyak foreigner what as in there's no foreigner also it's just Kiasu singaporean yang baru dapat keluar pergi attraction


furthermore we honeymoon never go anywhere you know, so at least pergilah satu attraction


last I go two thousand fifteen, not really lah five years back oh sudah five years, !wow!


I don't know that time was not me who pay for the ticket


T-shirt is what you wear you know it's what you need


okay, I want to stop buying baju but I want I need pants, that's all I got a lot of shoes you know that this shoe is new you don't even know you don't even realise you don't even ask me


no it's not, ya but it's not I bought at shopee, five dollar plus, five dollar plus only


uh last time, no last time I don't do you know because I find it don't need lah


so you if I buy the mask can you can you promote to your colleague, because it's a mask where everyone use it and it's comfortable it's a fita mask, are you gonna pay for me I ordered that


ah no it's hundred uh okay lah put hundred and fifty, if I sell that, and then I can earn like four hundred plus, sold out macam after you minus off apa yang you spent to buy your earning is three hundred plus


free sebab I already spent uh I exceed the spending, to sell people I only do self collect or delivery


so macam K lah like one place, ya lah as in kalau jauh ah I will charge ten dollar


no it's not you see people do business uh jual makan they do that, no it's the same you know the one that I buy the mask right they charge ten dollars delivery


it's already a normal rate, ya lah that's why I say, no my my delivery will be like macam siapa yang dekat west right I will make one day then I will deliver all to west


so macam that whole week eh I will take order like okay I will close order bila then I will arrange lah the delivery


then cakap my father I nak pakai ini kereta on this day


it will be more it will be more, yes I already pernah nak suruh collect yang tahu bergedil itu [kan] that one very less than five, like they they follow they they follow uh KG what that one is less than five kilo


twenty dollar above, twenty dollar above, ya that's why I say ten dollar is already good enough, ah that's why some people sanggup bayar sepuluh dollar itu daripada dia suruh orang grab ataupun pakai lalamove, because it will cost more


that's why I say we just take macam one day itu for west side then the next day for north side macam gitu lah, ah tak nak in bulk better


uh tadi I kira dalam hundread and twenty pieces, no it's not, people will still buy


you see ah pink tak ada green tak ada, I order ya I know like black uh maroon


ya I know, like light colour [kan] macam ada ten piece eh five pieces, ah if more demand then I will just order lah tetapi I tak tahu lah bila will arrive, no some some people berani pakai banyak eh now dekat luar dah banyak jual mask design merepek merepek [seh]


colour colour ah muka itu orang sanggup beli abeh ini apa orang tak sanggup beli ah, this is just a plain it's just for your casual wear or pergi kerja punya pakai and it's so comfortable


cause it's thick it's a bit thick


ya lah dah sah lah


you nak berbual melayu sangat apa ah


ah okay pergi adam road adam road lah, oh you want Prata


let me think, I tak nak Tampines lah, uh kedai dia macam dah I don't want Tampines I don't want


I tak nak pergi saffron I cakap I tak nak pergi Tampines, spring leaf dekat mana eh, oh really dalam Safra itu itself


and then we go, use your another phone check google


landed property, !huh! million, dekat jalan kayu oh a'ah


then, (hmm)


oh tak ingat ah, beauty


landed property east side


Bedok, you punya explanation eh tak tak clear tau so I cannot think


oh okay okay okay, ah upper east coast road there is it, but I forget the shop name


I think so ah, ya ya ya but I don't know what time it close, !alamak! you explain betul betul lah ini landed property


singapore berapa banyak landed property


I don't know lah, dear


tomorrow you work from home [kan], (hmm) eh cepat eh dah wednesday eh


next week is my interview, now what time, check other spring leaf ah I think spring leaf don't don't last twenty four hours


the banana curry eh apa banana leaf, wait ah let me check for you, banana leaf


!wow! it will be awesome if we go there


Clementi sana tak salah tak salah eh can't remember my otak jam


I'm asking you, sunset


you know where you know where is the railway, ya very peace ah peaceful, macam mana nak cakap dengan you eh


railway mall, no no no it's not KTM it's the kereta api punya track is still there


but I don't think it's KTM punya kereta api I can't remember yang atas tau , ah, eh, ah that area ah, yup dia dekat upper #bukit timah# road


oh, okay, , Prata [jer] ah


I don't know, ya lah we go the ini ah


railway ah, upper #bukit timah# road, I only I only know how to go I don't know how to explain to you


what the hell


why, why, what, it's you he okay


you tahu tak daripada sini daripada sini my view eh because your belakang ada itu benda [kan] makes me giddy tau, ah bodoh you cannot you have a deep voice people cannot understand what you say


cannot because sometimes I cannot I cannot understand what you say, because it's too deep you like to mumble to yourself, ya that's what I say you don't speak clearly


cannot even interrupt her also, because


so cannot


my voice nice, I want that one the rim light, I want to order that one, not for challenge lah, it's for me to use lah


eh like and share like and share ah


like and share ah like and share ah don't forget to like and share ah, ah bundle bundle, hundred dollar confirm confirm everything go for hundred dollar you want what, you just say you want handphone also one hundred dollar go go


share share share share, like boring they all facebook, no it's a wholesale


then it goes at hundred plus, that time ada orang itu jual PS four [kan] murah nak mampus [seh], I don't know lah but that's why I I asking you are they clearing the PS four or what because, every week is clearing PS


I think, three hundred plus three hundred plus you know, they want to clear PS four because PS five coming, cause almost, ya sebab almost like everyone punya auction punya facebook I tengok semuanya ada PS four


and some even win the PS four you know without paying it


!wah! they they


I already stop buying you know


so he should be here, so he should be here, I don't like to hear my own voice, for your information I don't like to hear my own voice


ya I know, but I mean sebelum dia pakai tudung [kan] bila bila


no it's like dia gempal juga lah can see, uh okay sekali bila dia pergi uh apa IG live [kan] not bad eh actually, playing around


he's not


no uh Zuhairi


maybe dia suka uh entertainment, ah


no he's normal, he's normal guy, a bit
gay
 lah
gayish
 tapi he's not, because ya lah, I have a friend you know like I say yang friend ITE I


it's just that dia dia punya orang very soft that kind of thing, and dia suka entertainment


but dia suka pakai shorts ketat-ketat nampakkan muscle that one is
gay boy


if you see properly, so relax, (hmm) tak tahu lah suka hati lah


almost forty minutes, yup


oh really, like totally terrible, try lah record you guys talk


I ever go for recording nyanyi then the one that I say I won, no, I have to create a song on my own and have to sing


that one is after N level lah macam dia orang kasih kita enjoy, and then I won first place you know, and when I hear back eh the music itu [kan]


ya I know adik pula pakai laptop ya, I, !huh!


oh nenek ada itu standing fan


touch lah, but my phone tak ini tak macam you know you letak [kan] it go down


uh bila aircon rumah itu nak sampai eh, oh really


eh yang my one itu actually apa colour eh, oh sebab I cat sekali , that's the , no atas itu colour macam pinkish pinkish


then dia punya luar itu macam kuning kuning , then I tak sampai apa at least I cat


I don't know lah if they sending weekend ke weekday


you sleep, ah ya right


ah ya I know but okay


ya that's why I say in that one day it's hundred percent [kan] only twenty percent that you are really working, no maksud I


then kalau I bawa grab from home macam mana


one hour only productive mah, another seven hours I will be sleeping


so I think, no I think it's just computer and pick up phone calls, should be ah because I have to, I have to liaise with customer


ya got issue my bill phone, or what if, I use more, ah of course lah, because dia orang ada tanya that time any allowance for my previous job then I say ada lah


phone allowance, they pay hundred dollars, oh they ask how many days dekat dia tak salah they asked, I don't know ah they didn't show me any how


DHL is a big company what, it's worldwide, I don't care


that's why, you dah ada benefits you, !huh!


it's that company ah I don't need that also, !huh! apa I single


you betul tak betul now if I key my IC number is considered married already what


that one people don't think don't know ah, people don't need to know your marital status unless it's the company, or like macam


ah ya even you go hospital also they don't ask you you married or single, no what only when you go interview complete the application, you seorang [jer] lah pergi minta apa marital status


no like I said you go hospital they don't ask your marital status unless you go for interview [jer] you need to fill up the form, and they don't even care if you are married or single, ya some should care because like macam kerja yang tak habis punya [kan] they care lah because commitment what


you don't have kids, you don't have kids, yet, so, you are not a family member, ya lah, grandmother you grandmother, I father


what is uh if you work government ada all these, if your father birthday you also can take, that is under government job only


but two leave per year ah so mother father punya day, or you can use the PCL for appointment, means tak tolak cuti you itself lah


that is the benefit, when ah, as in, but you got, update uh siapa itu jess tak


so ingatkan malaysia you nak buka malaysia dah susah


really, but for people to come to singapore, businesses [jer], but you cannot go right because you don't have any


ah you see


he know how to


okay lah, you have to give him lah


oh so now dah jinak sikit lah


they confirm nak tak nak you takut you, ya ask them to, oh, you gini [jer] [kan] kepala [kan] dia buat bodoh [jer]


you cakap apa dengan Izzat, oh letter box eh


oh untuk buka ah


he's stressed


oh


shampoo


okay lah, so kirakan in total how much you transfer him every month, RM


like one


ah


durian


oh you bawa balik yang belum kopek [kan]


oh really


okay lah, !huh!


ya, oh dah nak pukul eight forty eh


I nak mandi masalah


ah okay


I can help


I boleh tidur tidur tetapi I tak nak masuk toilet


a bit because it's new lah


ya the corridor lagi dekat luar tepi itu dekat corner


fridge itu just letak tepi [jer] lah


no like sofa cover, I know I've seen, I've seen Siti house


oh Aini punya rumah quite bad ah, Aini, a lot


uh sofa yang macam bukan cushion type eh


ah macam I punya itu leather [kan]


so should be no problem ah just pakai s~ uh sofa cover ah bagus [jer]


[oh] yes, K [lah] like


okay dear , just a question, we planned about going to korea south korea


we should go there lah you know, aside from that, you sure you like korean food ah, I thought you don't, you don't like,


but the problem is weather what if, it's cold


so you are you are telling me that kita kena shop before kita pergi korea, no , that's not what you're supposed to do


but the question is when no lah kidding , let let let's leave that to later lah but, , I the the thing is that I want to go there sebab I've been there, so


to have, a good time with my partner, so, ya that's why I wanna go there, I don't know kalau if there


better than nothing right, but in korea


there will be a lots of walking, there's not much escalator there's a lot of stairs


excuse me all the more we shouldn't bring a lot of stuff


that's why you should pack light, so that you can shop more, that question, we shall leave it to our budget


no lah, since it's far right there's no point going for like like you know like a short trip, might as well like take a one week, trip you know since we are already there, or maybe more than one week, seven


I don't know what is that, but then again right, I tak tahan but you know


I tak I I tak pernah experience snow you know so , what more if it's the first time with you, I get to experience snow, my first snowfall for my honeymoon


uh you fall sick there


but I think you'll like it there lah sebab apa eh, there's a lot first thing there's a lot of cosmetics, and it's cheap, no it's not plastic surgery cosmetics like makeup stuff


korean brand ah, there's a lot of hand cream dengan face masks very cheap there, ya socks, face mask hand cream, innisfree


!huh! no no such thing, all those korean brands ah like etude house innisfree


!ee! no, we concentrate on korea dulu ah apa cakap australia, that one might be after korea lah


a road trip tau you know like macam you know melbourne eh like from sydney we drive down to other places, I don't know ah, like like, it's not, it's not really like from sydney to melbourne it's like let's say you drop in sydney then you go drive somewhere


or maybe from melbourne then you go drive somewhere, melbourne right ah


I'm not a good driver , I can drive, I can drive but I cannot, stay woke


they want to go but, that will take


so okay lah, I'm a trusted driver, I'm a safety driver you know I check my blindspot, I do my safety checks you know that kind of thing


provided provided if dia masih single lah kalau dia nak kahwin might, then cannot lah


see how lah but but, see how lah


again ah this thing, what nonsense, what nonsense, excuse me, if it's just friend friend okay so don't touch more on personal side, okay let's go back to korea where we should be talking


ya but, or maybe if we go australia, we can, you can bring me there first lah eh, since you've been there you bring me there like


I bring you to eat


live Kimchi, original raw Kimchi, or maybe this time round, I can finally eat the Mukbang, the lobster I hold


but the Mukbang


not just crab ah can buy lobster or ketam what, oh the king crab yes correct king crab, ya, so like I say lah, so you


I won't shop lah I hardly shop lah but , I'm more into the experience ah, (hmm) okay lah I leave it to you lah the shop, but for me I'm more into the attraction part ah, I prefer to go the attraction


what's running man thing, how to play ini !huh!, it's like a theme park


but you have to pay, for the attraction, it's like, lah it's like a theme park lah, got haunted house no


but then I think korea tak ada korean theme park tak ada haunted house lah, oh it's like a booth lah


I think I'll just


go to the toilet, and then , we can but, sunday is all mine ah


can lah of course can no problem, I will bring you somewhere ah dekat Sentosa, very nice one, there's a place ah I can bring you


no lah not beach lah pakai just wear casual pakai casual [jer], ya like this then we just go somewhere, but not the beach so don't don't worry it's not gonna going to be the beach


I don't know lah I don't know this place what what they call it lah, resort world tutup [kan], but, ticket how much will the ticket be is it cheaper or


no, no no no no, uh Changi recommends or klook, their they they sell cheaper


of course lah you can get through the airport what, but what if it's crowded


two thousand fourteen [seh] yang NS, ya I think, I'm not sure if there are new uh new fishes or what now there, two thousand fifteen


still new lah not so, how much is the ticket gonna be ah, thirty plus each person


(ppc), oh I think I need water you know, !huh!


so, ya that's what we always do what


like extra T-shirt extra sock, no I want to stop buying already I want to keep like minimum maximum five ah, it's time to


discard, it's time to ah ya pants you need to buy pants, I don't realise ini melissa what


this looks like melissa, see you bought even without me knowing, I think, !huh!


but you can't use this on rainy days [seh] wet weather


but I don't like the pattern dia macam pattern wak wak pergi masjid punya kind of slipper, I I saw some of my friends pakai gini ah tapi dia macam wak wak pakai so I don't like, you need to, stop shopping do online shopping