people the cheese one damn <mandarin>难喝:nan he</mandarin> what I mean like okay okay lah but then like ya, okay lah


so what ten dollars two cup ah, that time you drink three eh excuse me, the !hey! tea, test you oh no you do four eh test test


ice eh okay, that time you drink the milk tea, you drink the, what is it call, the grape one, then the still got one more what


basically the number one number two number three the top three you all drink already then after that you eat the ice cream Boba one, in one shot leh excuse me three !hey! tea one ice cream, but in the end you eat the most what


yes, because I keep seeing you like oh I want ice cream I want ice cream then I give you the ice cream Boba, you eat until so happy eh


after that day go home then you got food and then you like what eh, sweet coma, no like too much sweet then make you like very excited lor, ah yes sugar rush


but ya what you go home very excited what, then I !wah!, no the way you text me, ah you sure you want I say here or not


you can talk about everything but they give us the prompts, ah then you just use the prompt ah


I very curious about this one, eh it's like Aladdin eh is like you you rub the then lantern then after that got one blue colour come out then ask you eh three wishes


ya lor, !wah! first wish I wish for three more wishes , second wish I wish for more wishes is it


that's why I ask you what, !hey! !hey! !hey! !hey!, oh !wow!, [orh] your family and me ah


!wah!, this one, second one


just something you want lor like <mandarin>你到底要什么:ni dao di yao shen me</mandarin> then like for yourself lor, !wah! this is very good third one


!wah! people give you three wishes you only wish like that ah, okay first one all agree lah like health lor like everyone very healthy, second one just say infinity money lah


first time is money then you don't have to worry about anything already, no first one is


no what that depends on the career what imagine you say successful in your career eh imagine you are the one who like, okay imagine you are the one who like, !wah!, it's like inappropriate to say ah but then like imagine you are the one who like clean dishes one you successful in cleaning dishes ah


eh excessive noise eh you throw things at me, right, successful in cleaning dishes wipe


it's just clean until like what, ninety nine point nine percent of germs will be gone, third one is like you'll be happy you not happy now meh


you will, ya so sorry


me ah three wishes ah first one same as yours everybody very healthy all the people I like one very healthy all the people I don't like one die fast, , ya what all the people I don't like one just faster go and kill yourself lah okay second one


I don't have to be successful in my career I just want to be successful, okay ya see very nice eh third one


, eh no change already your three wishes up already third one give me three more wishes, have I I find ah lantern you rub you rub


but ya but the third one , !wah! this kind of thing very hard imagine only got three choices


!wah! this one like what disney ah happy ever after, weird ass kid, eh, seven


oh ya you already eighteen ah, oh ya you already eighteen ah, oh ya your birthday, I don't even know when your birthday pass


eh come on lah when your birthday like all of us drunk ah how we know what happen, don't even know whether that is your birthday or just one drunk ass party


in the end who clean up one, eh I have to take care also right


eh come on lah it's damn bad eh puke all the way to the toilet, is your birthday party, !aiya!


what what what me what me what me, say say say say, eh I only say this one is like standard one those people like never drink before right !wah! I give you three shots first I only mix a little bit only


is like a little bit a little bit then plus a little bit, a little bit like that only ah, everything just like little bit mah


then he ownself start drinking one not my not my problem what, !huh! no no no no no no no no no please don't


test only the shot so big eh, no, it's not that how to say , good lor eh you see lah that one ah


that one like what, hangover like what five days eh, no, I don't think so


you see that time you drink also like you drink a little bit like drunk already, but you are drunk also what, no you're little bit right like head dizzy right, I can even


I can even smell of alcohol from you eh, I drink also no alcohol smell, this one cannot drip out


no eh I never see your face turn very red leh, !aiya! that one not counted one lah face turn red doesn't mean drunk that one like everyone know that except for that, one of our friend that don't know one lah, eh face turn red already confirm drunk


that one don't know anything one, so what you want try ah, next time lor next time I buy the nice nice one that time is the not nice nice one next time I make the nice nice why you want to try the one shot go die ah


really, one shot go die eh is like, legit pass away eh, you want try the pass away one,


this kind of thing cannot anyhow drink one ah, no no no no no no okay next one next time try you must try only when I'm there ah, you don't look at me with that face


your friend don't even know how to make, go where drink go bar they'll let you in one ah they look at your face they know eh thirteen years old kid


eh bar go inside also need to see your face one scarly is like what you make fake IC


eh excessive noise ah don't anyhow throw stuff, !hannor! then people thought is <mandarin>家暴:jia bao</mandarin> eh


but then, go what bar, you go bar can you just drink milk, but bar okay lah is I still okay okay !huh!


club ah !wow!, but normally go club people go Zouk only right go outside drink only, they drink outside the like cheap cheap place then after go inside just like have fun, ya


go like the Zouk that part inside right, expensive expensive lor more expensive than outside, or you want to go to marquee next time go with you, no no no no no no no no no you're now you're still a kid no no


eh eighteen years old only counted as teenagers ah, then teenagers is what, adult ah


no no no no no no you cannot go without me, no but like Zouk not bad, well then that's it eh, one line right here eh


no no no no no, to bad too sad, but why you suddenly want to drink like alcohol though, try I thought I let you try almost everything already


then why that time you don't want to try, you can tell me what we can drink on the first day, right


why, second day you not scared meh, why, second day still the same thing what, first day also got like people second day also got like people why my my friends very scary ah


but second day I got let you drink a bit though, ya put inside the Pepsi that's why the Pepsi taste weird, , cannot taste is it, ya is in the Pepsi


ya but little bit only, ya, because I just want to let you try lor like a little little bit but then in the end like, ya


it is, I just put a little bit that's why because I don't want you to taste it though, try limit ah then next time


when like, have time then try lor, like safe place, then we buy like, you just buy like, whisky plus Coke lor that one easier to try limit ah, because I that one also like cannot say like taste bad that one taste actually not bad ah


obviously you drink whisky like pure excuse me, whisky plus Coke is like okay okay lor <mandarin>还好:hai hao</mandarin> lor like


but then, according to your alcohol level right I don't think like one bottle whisky, I just buy the small bottle can already lah you confirm can already


no one bottle later like, you cannot <mandarin>大看:da kan</mandarin> me what


start throwing everything around then take the knife start swinging, that one I will run ah, eh you see daniel Ang when he's drunk, brother he he start taking off his shirt ah


then lucky that's why lucky we locked the balcony door ah, eh why why that time don't want let him go balcony puke, [orh] the, no what then the toilet full of his pukes leh


ya everywhere eh, ya because I like never ask you go see what ask you to go back room first, why why you damn scared alone ah


thought I come very fast one, ya what, I send the other one down then after that I, straight away come to you already, couldn't find the room


how can you not find the room, told you already that time you drunk already


then why never call, I'm not really that busy ah I just like, try to send the other camera man down


ya that one got one huge tri stand one !walao! eh, then that one go halfway still like take my money


it's okay, I'm here, so tomorrow oh ya but tomorrow, you need go


you need, you need stay at home right family day, is it, tomorrow your mother will be at home right today your mother also home one, then why you mother never go eat with you all


why she got work, !wah! she go outside <mandarin>打麻将:da ma jiang</mandarin> ah


but you don't play one meh


I also, I also want learn though, ya that's the only thing I haven't like learn, my


why not good oh I know like a lot of people addicted ah, but looks fun though, , you hungry or not, really you today eat a lot is it


today, today eat the Laksa the Clementi one ah, oh my god I miss the Laksa, no no no I just like, miss eating with you


sorry my god, soon, !huh! how come your spicy tolerance get lower and lower and lower


you never put meh that time, !wah! you sound like !wah! damn triggering eh, it's like, !wah!


I can taste the taste eh, I want to eat also bloody red Laksa eh !wah!, bloody red eh


very spicy, no what but bloody red doesn't mean spicy only the oil a lot only, it's just your tolerance very low lah how can your tolerance be so low when we go out always like eat spicy stuff one


!huh!, why your your your your father ask for extra chili ah


!wah! sounds damn nice, eh I don't understand the point of bloody red eh, I really want to try though can we go


no lah you need go home what, that one what got curfew, but then like you need to you need to go home and eat with your family, oh ya


I wait for you to laugh finish because cannot overlaps, laugh finish already, !wah! laugh some more


because cannot overlaps, okay laugh finish already right, so you go home watch taiwan show , that one what how many thousands of episode already


, !wah! I can't believe it you watch the taiwan show, eh but, nice or not


it's like ya lor, it's like what, I only remember like the time got the <mandarin>爱:ai</mandarin> one then after that like I, two year never watch already I


suddenly watch right I still can link back one, that's the amazing thing you know that time I still in primary school you know, oh legit ah, that time I two year never watch eh because like primary school then after that I two year never watch <mandarin>爱:ai</mandarin> then I suddenly remember <mandarin>爱:ai</mandarin> still on ah then I watch halfway I say eh how come I still can link back this one is that one eh this one is that one


stupid taiwan show, the <mandarin>爱:ai</mandarin> one reach until like what thousand episode ah cannot ah, is it, !aiya! same thing lah, confirm same actors one right


ya lah, oh my god is like basically taiwan don't have any like , anymore actors for you already reuse and reuse and reuse reuse recycle


so I later go and hear the <mandarin>爱:ai</mandarin> eh the taiwan show when ah


, very nice, seven


#sheng siong# ah, the <mandarin>百万百万:bai wan bai wan</mandarin> oh <mandarin>百倍百倍:bai bei bai bei</mandarin> you watch or not that one, eh you legit got no


oh, that's damn pathetic eh


but then I thought like the the #sheng siong# one sometimes got the very nice singer there one, never mind next time you go up, you sing for them, asking what


for #sheng siong# ah so you can go up sing ah, so you trying ah, imagine #sheng siong# next time !wah!, welcome #pu huan jun#, eh but then still like same same <mandarin>主持人:zhu chi ren</mandarin> meh


that one, so from very young now now they all like got winkles already right, I makeup lah


that <mandarin>桂琴:gui qin</mandarin> when she smile right all the <mandarin>金全部都出来:jin quan bu dou chu lai</mandarin> one, all that veins on the forehead, ya you you got see the way she smile !wah! I tell you you can see she very old already


acting ah, oh ya, do you say something to kim Ong ah, never ah then why she run away, no I say did you text her


no right, really, (hmm) <mandarin>你真的没有:ni zhen de mei you</mandarin> ah


again ah this kind of thing, just say say only eh, but legit don't have ah, no I just don't want you to be the bad guy, ya what you always the nice nice person eh


that is fine, is is fun to be rachel ah


can you do that to everybody except for me, don't be so nice to everybody ah, you know you are like almost nice to everybody even strangers when talk to you eh, you want to go out, oh I don't want let's go let's go let's go eh !aiya! <mandarin>不要:bu yao</mandarin> lah


you are <mandarin>不要:bu yao</mandarin> lah then after that the stranger ask you !aiya! it's okay lah <mandarin>就是吃饭而已:jiu shi chi fan er yi</mandarin> then you like !aiya! <mandarin>吃饭而已:chi fan er yi</mandarin> go lah go lah go lah go lah see then see one stranger only


no ah sometimes just be mean lor !aiya! I say no means no you ask one more time I block you ah like that lor is stranger same only not like you are going to meet each other, can you don't be nice to every everybody eh


!wah! this one very <mandarin>酸:suan</mandarin> eh, no wonder you don't want to drink ah I thought I thought you like this kind of thing a lot one in the end today like keep asking me to drink, boost your immunity with vitamin !walao! eh this one killing me with vitamins


you house like got make this kind of juice or not


you got use or not, never right , then you everyday use two dollars buy you know two dollars you can buy five orange already five orange juice is


kidding you you you buy the like those sweet sweet one or else damn sour, ya ya ya because got you, I'm once again I apologise


!wah! but this one very sour eh oh my god, give you you'll return or not, vomit ah


I remember that time got one guy like what eh can you lend me a tissue then the guy look at him what you wipe already will return to me ah, still got what ah , oh ya you got tell your mother or not


still angry ah, really, still awkward ah it's not like something serious it's only about laundry, how can you all


okay ah wait for you to laugh finish cannot overlaps


[orh] [orh], she's your mother eh, why still <mandarin>尴尬:gan ga</mandarin> one, okay lah, but in the end normally right who is the one who will always like make up one


who, you angry <mandarin>你嘴巴翘起来:ni zui ba qiao qi lai</mandarin> one meh


!wah! totally a kid, eh stop slapping ah excessive noise, ya please try to minimise


but you will <mandarin>翘起嘴巴:qiao qi zui ba</mandarin> ah, (hmm) like that ah, sounds like a sound sound like my baby cousin eh


see ah you still say you're not a kid eh baby eh, still got <mandarin>嘴巴翘起来:zui ba qiao qi lai</mandarin> one, eh don't anyhow press your phone eh scarly half way you pause already right, !wah! then I will still I will still have to redo eh


!huh! then until now you haven't like make up ah, then talk ah, I say then talk ah


then talk lah, , I'm not saying about this one I say like just straight away talk like make up lah make up


tonight, why tonight why got prediction one, tonight will be the day is it then how about tonight I just go to your house and eat dinner already


oh ya still got your daddy ah it's okay ah your daddy at most take the <mandarin>菜菜刀:cai cai dao</mandarin> and come chase after me only, I hungry


sound like some auntie, eh stop, but this time you sound like auntie what, you sound like you you sound like some of my friends' auntie eh <mandarin>以后你没有吃药跟我讲我可以煮给你们吃:yi hou ni mei you chi yao gen wo jiang wo ke yi zhu gei ni men chi</mandarin> eh


okay okay okay I'll tell you I'll tell you I'll tell you, eh <mandarin>真的是:zhen de shi</mandarin> eh <mandarin>你生气真的是会翘起嘴:ni sheng qi zhen de shi hui qiao qi zui</mandarin> eh, some kid like that eh


the way you talk is auntie ah


no what because that time like


then I slipped, she say eh <mandarin>宝贝宝贝好不好:bao bei bao bei hao bu hao</mandarin> then I'm like


no lah I just try to exaggerate ah but they say is eh <mandarin>好不好好不好:hao bu hao hao bu hao</mandarin> they call me by nickname, ya well like the <mandarin>我的:wo de</mandarin> baby name lor


ya everybody still call me that when I'm this big, why <mandarin>静静:jing jing</mandarin> ah <mandarin>换换:huan huan</mandarin> ah


oh chinese always like that one got people ya ya ya ya, ya ya ya because she very white when she like a baby super white one


they never they never call you <mandarin>黑太阳:hei tai yang</mandarin> ah, how is it possible you say you very dark you like so white eh


my sister is like pure white like vampire like that, my still they still show me the baby picture then I'm like !wah! Piang eh this one die already, legit is like super white that's why they call her <mandarin>白月亮:bai yue liang</mandarin> because like what that time like they say night right night time right this one is glowing then I'm like !walao! eh my sister alien ah


anyhow say my sister glowing, then my one is what ah, mine is just <mandarin>小龙:xiao long</mandarin> only, don't have all the nickname


you know now it's called big nose ah, doesn't sound cute, eh <mandarin>大眼睛回来:da yan jing hui lai</mandarin> Liao eh where got cute, !huh! where got cute eh


I also never say you ownself say one


sweet potato ah, so sweet potato is call blur I thought sweet potato


eh excessive noise ah, it's stupid


big eyeball eh, eh big eyeball <mandarin>回来:hui lai</mandarin> Liao eh from now on her name is big eyeball


you know how to write the <mandarin>鸡:ji</mandarin> or not, no it's not the it's confirmed not the <mandarin>鸡:ji</mandarin> one, so your one Kaypoh ah, so <mandarin>大眼鸡:da yan ji</mandarin> the <mandarin>大:da</mandarin> how do you say in cantonese


Kaypoh, okay so <mandarin>大眼鸡:da yan ji</mandarin> I think is like big eye girl lor ya because is the ya because the <mandarin>鸡:ji</mandarin> right, is confirmed not the chicken the <mandarin>鸡:ji</mandarin> lah obviously is not <mandarin>大眼鸡:da yan ji</mandarin> right that one because the chicken is the chicken is prostitute what ya is like for example like eh wait wait wait


ya ya ya because like <mandarin>鸡:ji</mandarin> the <mandarin>妓女:ji nv</mandarin> the <mandarin>妓:ji</mandarin> is the same obviously is not the <mandarin>妓:ji</mandarin> ah but then ya but <mandarin>大眼鸡:da yan ji</mandarin> the <mandarin>鸡:ji</mandarin> is different the <mandarin>妓:ji</mandarin> so it's like, is the chicken one meh you sure or not no I don't think is the chicken one eh when you say the <mandarin>大眼鸡:da yan ji</mandarin> the <mandarin>鸡:ji</mandarin> right is like


big eye girl lor big eye female ya, I feel <mandarin>大鼻子:da bi zi</mandarin> cuter


eh <mandarin>白月亮:bai yue liang</mandarin> prettier what, eh you <mandarin>大眼妓:da yan ji</mandarin> eh calling you, what do you call Yandao ah,


what's what is it called, why you sitting nearer and nearer two metres leh , eh excessive noise eh you know inside the contract terms and conditions


funny eh any don't know don't have anything to throw at me, eh we can do this for like what five hours also won't stop one, I think have ah ten percent what


well I think around each of our sentences is like, ten percent, why you suddenly say sorry, got record inside one meh


oh ya your microphone there, because they say is ten to fifty percent chinese what


let me think


Jurong east,


let me think, orchard,


not shopping lah just window shop <mandarin>也可以:ye ke yi</mandarin> lor, , , just go see see only what also like


not confirmed buying, really


(hmm), I don't know eh, but what do you crave,


what are the good movies ah,


oh ya we watch already, , the chinese one


, err, I think is <mandarin>你可不可以刚好喜欢我:ni ke bu ke yi gang hao xi huan wo</mandarin> that one


ya, really meh, then you decide you decide


what's that , really


okay, let's go, , then, then we go on monday lor


, but then tomorrow last day leh


, , but up to, like <mandarin>一个:yi ge</mandarin> set, [orh]


, , no lah just go there see see lor


okay lah, , okay then we don't go there


then we just don't like go buy stuff lah, but then like you see hor, , see a lot people queue queue queue, now a lot of stuff also don't have one what


but then cannot restock what it's so fast what, lor you see the queue so long eh, the queue didn't like subside at all


, , okay lah I hope like


I won't wake up very late lor,


what you doing, ,


next week is it, okay ah I haven't decide when you free though


, but then like, , I going, I not free on wednesday


, , meeting ,


, don't want tell you,


, just use the phone lah, five thirty


five, really, , !aiya! just use the phone then like <mandarin>你:ni</mandarin> then like


then just mute lor, mute and then off the camera, I also got pay attention


, no but then that time right, our movie end already they still the Zoom link is broken eh it's still broken eh


!aiya! can lah, alicia


I'll take a different route


I have my ways , alicia, , how you have her number sia


alicia, ask lah, , but I don't know where we going yet though


, why, where got <mandarin>每天:mei tian</mandarin> I <mandarin>每天:mei tian</mandarin> go out with you eh,


because is next wednesday and it's like saturday now so like still very long


ya, but then it's not like a surprise or like a party what, but then that's apply that apply


when, no we can decide on the spot one,


but now still got sunday monday tuesday wednesday


but your friend is not alicia, ,


, no is like we also don't know where to go though like, singapore also like very small then like,


that's why we always go JE then like orchard a bit far also then I also keep going Vivo, , !huh!


what mall is that, , like what's there,


!huh! then why that time we we never go there, no that time we went to the home team eh, [orh]


, , oh I see


because don't need like is like next to MRT mah, very cold


no like we always meet at the MRT there right then, then we will be like oh go here lah go then we will like think on the spot, ya,


and then ah ya ya ya true, but like orchard like a bit far leh, ya that's the thing


, eh we go buy food ah


, then why you never say, no but I thought you say you got cook


then why you never eat, Nah drink this, can you just


how is it, I also want try, ya


so sour


can you not, , I think it's better than KOI though, !huh! but KOI very bad eh but


I want to go get KOI, , ice cream, really, ,


it's okay, then why you buy, , you can buy next time when you have more money and not like when you have money then you spent, it all


really, , can you not


let's hope for the best, like the orange is not spoilt lah,


, okay


it's okay no I think is just the ice cream


, I have no problem, no but then you say you eat the ice cream also like <mandarin>会肚子痛:hui du zi tong</mandarin> what so is not only me lah


but is like very like bland leh like feel like missing something you know, it's not


no I try before it's like very like, err I don't know eh, ya,


okay lah, worth it, ,


but KOI is my favourite, , !hey! tea lah , ,


but then that one is not milk tea you know that one is just like fresh milk, KOI, but then like got the ice cream and everything eh like


so the grape with ice cream, (hmm) interesting ya, !huh!


, okay, not really eh it's not bad actually, but it's like ten dollars a cup


no can we just get KOI, , , that one try only test test


that one ice cream, the grape one, is the <mandarin>什么:shen me</mandarin> with the king tea or something


I tell you I don't want ice cream what, no


no, ,


got such things meh, sugar rush ah ,


okay lah, no is just you think too much, how, !huh!


I don't know eh you talk about yours first, three wishes, err,


, ya, eh ya but then like, cannot so <mandarin>贪心:tan xin</mandarin> lah


I only wish like, my family and you will be healthy, ya, , ya


cringes ah, second one,


, I don't know I'll, I'll be successful in life in career wise


I'll be happy, , ya


but if I'm successful I have enough money I don't need to have a lot of money what, as long as it's enough can already, but no but then like second one is


I'm successful okay in my career so that's means like I earn quite good amount of money what


ya, can you not like not that kind lah like


, like not in that way,


can you not, like in the future also


, sorry okay , what about you


I ya I want to say that also, not like ya


aladdin or the genie right


the third one I want my family and I and you to be happy forever , , what I'm still a kid right


no I'm eighteen, but I'm still a kid, at heart


, damn bad eh,


, not you what, , I thought got the person come and clean


is not I puke also, , you lah who ask you wait


, you make him drink a lot


but I also want try sia the shots one


no I just want test only, can lah can lah next time let me try


, but I think my tolerance is better than he is, is it


no I still can like walk, no don't have, is just like <mandarin>很热:hen re</mandarin> like that


of course lah I drink right then, because is you, , like my face will turn very red but then I'm not drunk okay lor


ya, try only Nah, , , I'm just like try lor if I cannot I know how to like control one


, , try my friends


but we go drink lor, , give them my IC


in singapore, ,


but I can't wait to go the, ,


club, nothing,


no I go with my friends, , no I'm not a kid, teenager is not a kid


, then when you go overseas then <mandarin>我偷偷去:wo tou tou qu</mandarin>


excessive noise, no more what


!huh!, no I don't want,


because I wanted like try only, then like I want try like my limit, I got what but daniel


, cannot first day I scared , , ya


my friends very scary ah ya, , ya , ya I know


!huh! really, it's in the Pepsi , no I,


taste like weird Pepsi, but then like I didn't, think there was like alcohol inside


but whisky taste bad, , okay lor then <mandarin>就:jiu</mandarin> try lor


cannot <mandarin>小看我:xiao kan wo</mandarin> okay, no


, that one not me, he's actually not that bad,


go toilet lah got toilet don't want go, really ah


!wah! lucky I went down already though, but then I damn scared


I couldn't find the room, , no


I just forget the room , then I was like oh no, because like, you busy with like them mah


ya then I very scared alone


I don't know eh, , my mom not at home today, don't know she got other stuff


!wah! don't say that please oh my god you know that time went back china !wah! I sleep there until <mandarin>凌晨:ling chen</mandarin> she still haven't, she still playing, no she say she don't want teach me everytime she say is not good <mandarin>不好的不要学:bu hao de bu yao xue</mandarin> then


then I'm like I want to learn then she say no, but then I see her play until like, don't learn is not good


then I ask my aunt, then she also don't want teach me because she say is not good, , ya I know right


no, what you doing, really is it that nice for you


, her Laksa damn spicy


no is because right <mandarin>她把那个辣椒放在里面:ta ba na ge la jiao fang zai li mian</mandarin> also then like, no but then the soup right is bloody red,


what, ,


no I'm just telling you that it's very spicy, , can you not


no is not the chili is spicy, but is extra chili eh, no I buy one


no I I thought <mandarin>他不会放:ta bu hui fang</mandarin> mah then, who knows ya then when it came like in front of me right then is like !wah! all the chili on top, ya then you know like the fish cake right !wah! is bloody red


, , now,


don't have lah, and watch the taiwan show, , ,


, , ya,


, , I think is like four hundred , like err now is four hundred episode


okay lah quite nice ah everyday got people like like is like, ya lor, , , it's just very dramatic lor


no the <mandarin>爱:ai</mandarin> one is like what three generations eh, I think so


, , ya, ya but this one is not <mandarin>爱:ai</mandarin> ah,


have a few ya you know the girl become the mother, like the old old one,


seven , ya but it's ya, seven until like nine then is the <mandarin>昇菘超市:sheng song chao shi</mandarin>


, ya ya is not is just after the show right then the TV on then same channel mah then just


just <mandarin>看:kan</mandarin> lor, no lah but then you know like now cannot have people go there mah because of COVID then they have the speaker person shouting eh,


not really, oh ya but then they asking though


like they having like this contest, ya, ya, no,


ya then <mandarin>振荣:zhen rong</mandarin> and then, , ya since, no eh they look the same eh


, forehead, but her acting not bad,


no, how I know sia I only said hi eh, no


is up to you to decide, , why if have how


it's fun to be the bad one , , it's just


what I do


!huh!, no because like <mandarin>第一次见面:di yi ci jian mian</mandarin> you know then must then just


can you not, ,


no is because like orange juice mah then <mandarin>给你喝:gei ni he</mandarin> lor,


my house, you mean like the machine, have got the thing then , because now <mandarin>现在楼下有那个:xian zai lou xia you na ge</mandarin> mah


okay okay I make myself, no my house one damn, sweet though


, , [orh]


give me


, no lah she angry at me, no ah I never talk to her no have lah have lah but very awkward


it is not


ya


either me or my mom, no like she will like tease me, ya


, not like that lah she just like


exaggerate, a bit, ,


no lah we just talk then can already, louder, , I say this one,


talk ah but then cannot like straight away eh mummy you know this guy, is <mandarin>我的男朋友:wo de nan peng you</mandarin> eh, !aiya! tonight will be okay ah


, no then my dad


, you want ah, eh next time right <mandarin>你没有吃药跟我讲:ni mei you chi yao gen wo jiang</mandarin> eh


you just now say I was a kid eh, okay then don't talk to me I also won't tell you


I thought auntie


that one is your mother to you mah


but how you fall down , !aiyo! <mandarin>这么不小心:zhe me bu xiao xin</mandarin> ah


but at least your mom like call you <mandarin>宝贝:bao bei</mandarin> in like real life, [orh],


I also have a nickname in china, no is like because when I was young I was my <mandarin>眼睛很大:yan jing hen da</mandarin> then they call me <mandarin>大眼睛:da yan jing</mandarin> or something, ya ya ya ya like that one then my cousin ya is something else


I very dark when I came out though,


then <mandarin>对:dui</mandarin> lah but then like after like <mandarin>慢慢的:man man de</mandarin> right then <mandarin>我:wo</mandarin> like become very very <mandarin>白:bai</mandarin> lor, no because when I came out right I think they say I very dark don't know whether is it <mandarin>红:hong</mandarin> or not lah but then, then after a few days I become very very fair


doesn't sound cute, my one very cute, , then <mandarin>大鼻子比较:da bi zi bi jiao</mandarin> cute is it ,


and then my cousin is call <mandarin>大番薯:da fan shu</mandarin> , ya, because she very blur when when she when she's young, but in china


ya ya


!hais! I don't know lah,


I don't know why also but ya, maybe it's the cantonese way


chicken , , , , #da yang gai#


really ah is a girl, I thought is the chicken one !huh! what prostitute


is not that , is the chicken one, I think so, really so cute eh the name


, , no, no, no wait of course it's not in chinese it's in cantonese


, because I don't have anything to throw at you, ,


but we got speak enough chinese or not, sorry


because, , ya


(hmm)


okay so we start ah we start your question first or I start my question first, no your is my my question very weird one eh , is it I already I already ask you the first question just now what okay I ask you the other question


ya but okay okay okay no but I but I I don't want I don't want to do that okay err okay err, what food have you never eaten but would really like to try


LOL , don't have but I can give you some err, like a starters lah like like like okay because there are food that you have never tried before is like what cockroaches scorpions <mandarin>那就是我的:na jiu shi wo de</mandarin> immediate immediate stuff that I can think of that we never try before ah


then if not like those like weird not cucumber what do you call the the the <mandarin>苦瓜:ku gua</mandarin> and then the, what what what what do you call that the <mandarin>苦瓜:ku gua</mandarin> and the, Wasabi <mandarin>比较比较:bi jiao bi jiao</mandarin> like <mandarin>比较:bi jiao</mandarin> extreme like for certain people that did not try lah


you try before , okay okay never mind, ya but <mandarin>你想要:ni xiang yao</mandarin> try in what ya would like to try it


are you serious


really because I never try a lot of food before


not cockroaches lah but like you know by then you know you know in china and then and then I think thailand also have, you would not want to try it


okay okay you ask you ask, I anything ah okay okay


this


they do, because because <mandarin>我:wo</mandarin> eh <mandarin>我是:wo shi</mandarin> younger sibling hor <mandarin>然后我我我:ran hou wo wo wo</mandarin> I didn't like


, then can I say an embarrassing one, funniest what


, you not because <mandarin>你讲:ni jiang</mandarin> funniest memory the first thing that I remember is that thing, I think so


you remember that time you went to that park ppl`, is it is it is it that thing that you are thinking of


, ya, , ya as though you so you are supposed to do like a morning exercise with me ya so we decide I not meh I I don't remember but I think is but I don't remember why we went to the park but we just went there then is a very Ulu park you know like no no bus leh no people at all


, is like one bus stop only, and then the next bus stop is like two kilometre away that kind


(ppc) actually we are like fine right you are fine when we were going there there was like nothing happening you don't even want to go to the toilet or whatever but then suddenly ah don't know why ah, you say eh urgent eh


, okay ya ya so you're so you so you just say err can we go


to the toilet but there's obviously there is no toilet in the park lah and then, and then we then we are like oh no how ah how ah then like the bus is not coming anytime no but you are very urgent what we didn't know what to do and then you can't


err <mandarin>方便:fang bian</mandarin> yourself you know , so is like always ya <mandarin>然后吸毒烟:ran hou xi du yan</mandarin> Liao <mandarin>死掉:si diao</mandarin>


(ppc), okay


what's something you really resent paying for, recently, what is something you really resent paying for


resent paying for, I think a lot right now because you just buy the nine nine from


, not not


, ya


actually I also I also about the same as yours (ppc), ya then then what you want me to not answer it ah , okay because the the the first the first very question ah the first thing that came to my mind is the is the lazy my boss thing that I bought


okay so okay no first you know <mandarin>因为一开始:yin wei yi kai shi</mandarin> right <mandarin>我是要买一个那个那个:wo shi yao mai yi ge na ge na ge</mandarin> err stand to that that stand to hold my phone because I don't want to hold my phone because <mandarin>我的手会累:wo de shou hui lei</mandarin> ya but no but I want to be on the bed what


okay anyway but then but then okay first I originally I have err another one already, but then but then that one is not working well and the, like I know it's the spring inside a bit too old already because I use it for a very long time or is it like is not the


actual err mobile stand kind of thing and then is rusting off already so I so I thought I will I will buy another one that is more stable and can hold my phone but then this this one is like no difference from that one, so is like that's that's why I feel like I wasted money lah


but then okay but eh but, quality wise is I feel it's better than that one but then, if if I use it I think is is about the same


like only about, maybe we listen once or twice but then we didn't listen it frequently or we didn't listen so is like <mandarin>我就觉得:wo jiu jue de</mandarin> err since young <mandarin>我有:wo you</mandarin> impulse impulse err shopping,


I don't remember listening to it ah I only remember listening to it once or twice then we then stop already and also we, also because <mandarin>我们的:wo men de</mandarin> CD player at home is is spoilt


I I don't remember though, okay okay then then about the impulse shopping <mandarin>我是说:wo shi shuo</mandarin> if err we we we buy because we want not because because we need that is the impulse what


that's what that's what you call impulse what, MacBook, cause


I thought you need it waste money ah


till until then you check out, yes


by maybe a few dollars, your deal is that's why that's why they give you a few more dollars so you you you use the deal then you will <mandarin>刚刚好:gang gang hao</mandarin> remove that so is actually cheating you you know


that's what I feel lah, okay anyway, okay your next question you want, ya


the the the first thing that came to my mind is the phone lah, you know you know, but I don't tiktok in in the in the in the past right I I thought I can live without my phone you know


but then recently hor I think I, ya ya and that's because the phone can entertain me the whole day


you can leave the house without phone meh now also cannot what you need to safe entry and everything what, okay but then you need take like another thing with you you will you will forget what, every time you forget tissue you also forget your IC you remember


then like that do is <mandarin>麻烦:ma fan</mandarin> mah


nowadays auntie uncle use err smartphone okay, you know you know they don't use IC because their passion card can can scan one


the the passion card is the what their their EZ link card and don't know IC whatever all together one you know so they just use that card and scan


err basically lah what's yours what's yours


wifi ah !wahpiang! this one got what from me sia


eh I I I got games without wifi also can play one, but <mandarin>你:ni</mandarin> if, ya but <mandarin>你你的你的这个这个意思:ni ni de ni de zhe ge zhe ge yi si</mandarin> is like you got the computer but you don't have the operating system got what use you got the operating system but you got no computer how to use


who was your craziest or most interesting teacher,


are you serious, okay lah say let's say most memorable or something, then say the few lah


eh but he go to school eh he he need to wear formal attire right


maybe after that he want to go zouk, ,


you know you know you talk about ya <mandarin>突然有:tu ran you</mandarin> a few more <mandarin>选择:xuan ze</mandarin> to talk about


(mmhmm), I'm the the first a teacher that came to my mind is doctor Sayed I told you I told you before err he teach me he taught me err ya ya mathematics and computing, in green year then he's like you know you know you know computing then is like binary system numbers right because the zero one zero one thing


then he told me a joke about err because okay number four in binary right is one zero zero, we pretend as one zero zero so so he talking about !wah! I still remember this now that's like so many years ago


what what what <mandarin>因为我:yin wei wo</mandarin> like !aiya! if your if your aunt or your relative gave you an #ang pao# but she right one zero zero on it but then inside is four dollars she's not wrong because she wrote in binary numbers, do you get it


but when he say it it was funny eh, but when you say out is like


I don't know but I but this joke confirm is prepare one, because I heard it not once , you know there was once that he is doing this we are there about school ah so is like from one point to one point is like far then is called like a walk or don't know what stuff right then he really doing like the cat walk in front of the class you know


okay I did I tell you about <mandarin>那:na</mandarin> #kung fu# #kung fu# thing also right, okay no is like there's this group of students I think I think from JC <mandarin>还是:hai shi</mandarin> some some some some tertiary education school ah I forgot where they are from ah


then <mandarin>然后:ran hou</mandarin> then he suddenly do the eh eh what since in the past I did <mandarin>什么:shen me</mandarin> Taekwondo or don't know what Judo this that kind of thing then he just then then himself the thumb so <mandarin>是那种:shi na zhong</mandarin> like three sixty <mandarin>就是那种:jiu shi na zhong</mandarin> you know you know action <mandarin>那个:na ge</mandarin> that kind you know he really got do that then he's like then suddenly he saw this group before that eh oh ya y'all from the damn funny okay never mind it's not funny now okay


okay I think I say another one err, eh you did did have you heard of the term QED, he'll eat no, you know when I told my friends about this right they like they also like like you like never heard before but when I first heard is from my teacher is like I thought is really funny eh


QED means quite easily done, so like when you do the question blah blah blah then in the end you sign off QED, so the teacher will be like will be like ah like if you got it correct then you will be <mandarin>就是一种:jiu shi yi zhong</mandarin> like sarcasism to your teachers


not okay not not exactly I never really I never sign off before but then he will he will always always sign off, like when in class and then and then he he do do do do in the end he will sign off QED


like when he teach us lah, okay like is not funny at all okay


ya ya he does do that, if he he he show show off but then he told us that you can do that as well but nobody will do that lah I mean like who will do that you understand the other person <mandarin>会被扣命:hui bei kou ming</mandarin> Liao


(ppc) like when you when you solve this question then you think is very easy then you sign off as QED, okay thank you


okay I think this story is going to die off , you ask you ask please


eh can you prepare two more questions,


err eight eighty nine, !huh! this one this is very obvious what, you mean you mean between us ah


ya then that's why I say it's very obvious what, ,


you lah, oh you don't agree ah so you think is me ah


is just that sometimes you want me to not say some stuff but eventually I will just say it out


okay, then can you give me another question, wait ah no no as in you you you you ask another question, ah


, I choose thirty seven


!huh! then choose another one ah, !huh!, err five


!huh! dad !huh! not daddy lah but mummy lah, me lah, not obvious meh, we both are


but I feel that I'm more, than you


what


that's why I say that's why I say I am more than more of a mummy girl than you what


[orh] and then okay, when we were younger lor


but but but gradually gradually <mandarin>我就会有自己的:wo jiu hui you zi ji de</mandarin> opinion and I want to do whatever I want but then if it's in the past err I've been doing that lah, you you don't don't you


oh my god now I am so sad


okay (ppc), what do you think of tattoos and do you have any okay this question right I want to ask is because,


because I'm I'm reading the question just now, okay so the reason why I want to ask this question is because err you know you know I ask mom before and I think you also know that <mandarin>妈:ma</mandarin> don't like me we having tattoos


yah right, ya but then but then I ask her recently again right because I saw some videos of some people lah they got the tattoo thing okay then I ask her then she's like, uh if you have small one like <mandarin>小一个这边两个或者:xiao yi ge zhe bian liang ge huo zhe</mandarin> not obvious one maybe like here ah then <mandarin>就是:jiu shi</mandarin> like under the like is not like under the clothes not obvious one like when you wear it wear your clothes or I think is not obvious that kind or it can at your wrist got very small one like you know those <mandarin>月:yue</mandarin> that kind then they are she's okay but if you <mandarin>那种龙:na zhong long</mandarin> ah <mandarin>你放:ni fang</mandarin> everything on your arm ah that one obviously cannot


oh wait but if it's on the back I don't know eh ya and then she ask if if your other half is like that also she is like


your other half also have tattoo <mandarin>的话:de hua</mandarin> will she accept, oh no, about tattoos


so I am trying to say that I ask you this question because I I remember I ask her this question so we can discuss about this about <mandarin>妈:ma</mandarin> opinion as well


, no like small one


Kanpai to you , so are you intending to get intending to get tattoos


really really, what pattern,


what the hell is <mandarin>手机:shou ji</mandarin> eh what do you think of tattoos do you have any


but you say you are okay with small one


like <mandarin>一个一个一个:yi ge yi ge yi ge</mandarin> sentence


but <mandarin>你不觉得你的你的你的:ni bu jue de ni de ni de ni de</mandarin> skin used to be sensitive then not feasible, I think you can do it like maybe at the the wrist here or something it's not so really


then where do you intend to do it, what <mandarin>屁股:pi gu</mandarin> then you need to take off your you know when you when you eh, what the hell


, , so where where you where you want to do it


your arms, your leg


oh I know I know I know your face , ya you put a a your forehead obviously cannot cover up


look really there are people who do it in like the ear and you know all over the place


the elbow <mandarin>背:bei</mandarin> , I think this is the most painful part painful you know, ya that's what I was talking about


I think it will be more painful here you know cause that's where your veins are, but it's going to take your blood


they will they will ya they will be like I think is the bed not so good, eh for example you put you put <mandarin>你插一个:ni cha yi ge</mandarin> <mandarin>在他嘴巴的那边:zai ta zui ba de na bian</mandarin> then <mandarin>刚好挤在嘴巴那边:gang hao ji zai zui ba na bian</mandarin> inject


you wear long sleeve lor, you just go aircon room lah, or you wear those like you know when you go exercise you will ear this thing, ya


but you know you cover it up then that's the thing thats the most err thing what then what you want to put what some plaster over it


so you think you are Lian


, actually I don't really like, tattoos, but but <mandarin>就是:jiu shi</mandarin> the main thing I don't want is because err I I scared pain ah but then the thing is err <mandarin>我怕我怕我弄:wo pa wo pa wo nong</mandarin> Liao I I don't like it or I don't I don't


want it then if I want to remove it then it's even more painful, so <mandarin>就是我从来没有讲过要:jiu shi wo cong lai mei you jiang guo yao</mandarin> tattoo <mandarin>过:guo</mandarin> ah actually, actually actually since you know actually there's this incident in primary three right you know you know <mandarin>小时候我们喜欢:xiao shi hou wo men xi huan</mandarin> like write write on the hand use your pen write your hand all that stuff but then then err my teacher right oh I I think she doesn't want her students to write anything on hand or she she is like oh maybe err she scared people cheat or anything or whatever so she she she told told us don't write your pens because the ink will will go into your skin or your blood then it will result in cancer skin cancer kind of stuff so when I heard that when I was primary three and I never write


anything you of with a pen on my hand ever again, I never write on my hand before you know never eh so but people still write actually all my classmate all still write but I never write before


so yes so I never write before then then actually <mandarin>我从:wo cong</mandarin> that day onwards I've never written anything on my hand with a pen, yes


so so <mandarin>其实我不会:qi shi wo bu hui</mandarin> tattoo is a very , uncertain and, and unknown I <mandarin>我不懂那个:wo bu dong na ge</mandarin> tattoo <mandarin>是什么东西:shi shen me dong xi</mandarin> like <mandarin>对我:dui wo</mandarin> whatever tattoo is is is not in my vocab or in my world in the vocab of my world that's what I am talking about


<mandarin>就是就是:jiu shi jiu shi</mandarin> err , tattoo is not is not a is not like a food is not a essential thing in my life, I've never thought of it as an essential in my life or something that I will do in the future


because I saw people what, having that tattoo there's like actually it's kind of like common that everybody have a tattoo not common maybe is like okay sometimes when I see this person I didn't expect he or she to have a tattoo but he or she had a tattoo but is not those big [ones] like what little small [ones] then I was like okay but she doesn't look like a person that will have a tattoo but she had a tattoo ah so I thought mah ask <mandarin>妈:ma</mandarin> err if if that person or if I or you have a tattoo what will what will she be like


will she accept it or, then she's like, <mandarin>小的:xiao de</mandarin> okay lah then I was like ah okay okay, so was like (oo) okay okay


<mandarin>因为以前以前:yin wei yi qian yi qian</mandarin> especially <mandarin>妈的年代:ma de nian dai</mandarin> tattoo is like , err ya <mandarin>就是坏坏坏的人:jiu shi huai huai huai de ren</mandarin> will have tattoos, but but


like <mandarin>就是:jiu shi</mandarin> ya <mandarin>不正直:bu zheng zhi</mandarin> you know <mandarin>那种:na zhong</mandarin> something like that say #ah beng# #ah lian# and stuff ah so so <mandarin>她他们是当然不希望我们有:ta ta men shi dang ran bu xi wang wo men you</mandarin> tattoo and stuff like that, is better to be clean, clean air


because <mandarin>因为那个:yin wei na ge</mandarin> tattoo <mandarin>你画下去:ni hua xia qu</mandarin> you cannot remove it eh, you can but then it's very painful and I think there will be some scar one lor is not totally remove lor, I know is it a


so if you like you ah so err, it's very painful ah, err can you ask the next question, got no question oh my god then just say just say at what point are you good enough eh eh eh


at what point are we good enough when we are, self improved enough to accept ourselves ya lor this is so deep, err what's your personal haven


wait wait is it easier to hate or to love why,


you worry


, but I think is like the


err <mandarin>你的你的:ni de ni de</mandarin> toenails same what, because your toenails grow slower


eh but then hor is like like <mandarin>你你是等它全部:ni ni shi deng ta quan bu</mandarin> grow you know fully out of your then you cut it off or what, wait fingernails fingernails because because it will it will look very ugly what isn't it if you especially if you have some design on it


that's why I I don't like, putting on manicure or pedicure, and and what remove it and then do another one


high maintenance yo


actually manicure right is is there's like a chemical right and stuff chemical on the nail isn't that bad for your body


oh,


Siao, girl !walao! you bad I don't like high maintenance stuff


!wah!, I got no talent leh <mandarin>你懂你还讲:ni dong ni hai jiang</mandarin> hidden talent


[orh], wait how is that a hidden talent oh I know


but but that one is like that is not a talent that is inside you what, it's something that you are born with it eh it's not a talent it's like not not something that <mandarin>你你会:ni ni hui</mandarin> eh


eh don't stress already, okay never mind never mind just treat it as that it is lah, I don't have ah but then but then if <mandarin>你如果真的要这样讲就是讲那个:ni ru guo zhen de yao zhe yang jiang jiu shi jiang na ge</mandarin> violin <mandarin>的东西:de dong xi</mandarin> hor


err but I can't say it's a fact because like I say it now


I don't I don't remember every I don't remember how to play already, I only remember the torture,


!wah! I very I very inflexible eh


wait what what what kind of hidden talent like


no oh my god that's so sad, that's not a talent that's like, okay


[orh] how is that a talent sia , okay


okay then do you have such talents, flutter , oh wait I remember you got talent you can roll your eyes very well


nobody knows yet can you roll your eyes in front of people


what do you mean by weird


what food have I never eaten ah but <mandarin>我要去:wo yao qu</mandarin> try ah


err


okay okay go ahead, !ee!


!ee!, eggplant, (ppc), oh my god


the things that you say [orh] most of them I actually try before err okay what wait wait wait what's the question again so <mandarin>是我没有常过的东西:shi wo mei you chang guo de dong xi</mandarin> then <mandarin>我要去:wo yao qu</mandarin> try <mandarin>的我会想要去:de wo hui xiang yao qu</mandarin> try


eh <mandarin>你的:ni de</mandarin> list <mandarin>很懒:hen lan</mandarin> eh , if okay you mean food ah food like, err I mean I have taste a lot of a lot of, food food stuff that I wanted to try lah but it's not anything that I have not tried before so I don't think I can answer that question also at the moment if if you say cockroaches and all that I don't think I mean never really tried


ya but I those are the things that I have not tried before but <mandarin>我不会想要去:wo bu hui xiang yao qu</mandarin> try mah, like <mandarin>我做么会突然间去:wo zuo me hui tu ran jian qu</mandarin> like out of the blue <mandarin>我讲:wo jiang</mandarin> eh <mandarin>我很想吃一个:wo hen xiang chi yi ge</mandarin> spider <mandarin>你可以抓一只:ni ke yi zhua yi zhi</mandarin> spider <mandarin>给我吃嘛:gei wo chi ma</mandarin> (ppc)


okay can okay <mandarin>虽然很奇怪:sui ran hen qi guai</mandarin> lah but but okay to me at least for me no it's a no no no okay next question okay <mandarin>我问我问:wo wen wo wen</mandarin> next question


eh you want the sister pack or you want to book one, okay I put the sister one ah okay, so next question oh my god, there's a lot of question here that I think can instantly answer one


eh, okay okay okay so there is who is older the best hair best sense of style biggest appetite looks at you, okay okay and then what is the age gap if you were born first what was your reaction to your first sibling I mean like okay this question what I can answer if I I born first right what was my reaction to my new sibling which is you I don't even have any I don't even remember you were around I just remember I was the only one and then that's all I don't know what kind of reaction is that okay never mind I don't think you remember also right


, no <mandarin>你生出来:ni sheng chu lai</mandarin> , no I mean <mandarin>你生出来过后:ni sheng chu lai guo hou</mandarin> is not just <mandarin>双胞胎你生出来过后:shuang bao tai ni sheng chu lai guo hou</mandarin> right then <mandarin>然后你就发现到:ran hou ni jiu fa xian dao</mandarin> like eh <mandarin>我不是我不是唯一一个我还有我还有我还有:wo bu shi wo bu shi wei yi yi ge wo hai you wo hai you wo hai you</mandarin> sibling <mandarin>的你懂嘛就是:de ni dong ma jiu shi</mandarin> I am not the only one that that that my parents will lay eyes on


my parents will also lay eyes on, okay and then okay okay


okay so we have failed this question okay never mind moving on moving on oh okay okay okay err this one you can answer one okay what is the funniest memory that involves your sibling <mandarin>如果你跟我讲没有的话我真的是要:ru guo ni gen wo jiang mei you de hua wo zhen de shi yao</mandarin> smack <mandarin>你:ni</mandarin> lor <mandarin>这个哪里可能没有:zhe ge na li ke neng mei you</mandarin> this this cannot be true


funniest memory mah don't have anything funny one meh <mandarin>你要给人家听我们的条追:ni yao gei ren jia ting wo men de tiao zhui</mandarin> is like <mandarin>那个那个:na ge na ge</mandarin> air <mandarin>那个:na ge</mandarin> dirty laundry <mandarin>有没有:you mei you</mandarin> then !walao! <mandarin>你:ni</mandarin> okay okay never mind just just go ahead just go ahead


is it the same thing that as I what I am thinking my god okay, fire away


fuck my life sia okay, ah ah ya I think that is the new one ah I think <mandarin>之前:zhi qian</mandarin> I have another one but I don't remember don't remember the previous one what was what what was it <mandarin>所以就是剩下这个而已:suo yi jiu shi sheng xia zhe ge er yi</mandarin> lor I mean <mandarin>就是这个:jiu shi zhe ge</mandarin> the new updated one in my memory Liao


okay okay <mandarin>讲:jiang</mandarin> you are supposed to answer, is meh, is meh


, err


okay okay okay okay can okay can okay continue,


oh my god what I think I think <mandarin>我会笑:wo hui xiao</mandarin> [bah] that whole the whole five minutes of you talking <mandarin>就是我在那边一直笑一直笑我跟你在那边一直笑到:jiu shi wo zai na bian yi zhi xiao yi zhi xiao wo gen ni zai na bian yi zhi xiao dao</mandarin> Siao okay faster you you must create content ah


, okay, okay, okay <mandarin>好:hao</mandarin> okay <mandarin>通过:tong guo</mandarin> okay <mandarin>通过:tong guo</mandarin> <mandarin>我不讲普通:wo bu jiang pu tong</mandarin> <mandarin>有什么好普通这种东西:you shen me hao pu tong zhe zhong dong xi</mandarin> so embarrassing want me to no I am not gonna <mandarin>普通:pu tong</mandarin> okay


resent pain ah <mandarin>就是我不喜欢痛:jiu shi wo bu xi huan tong</mandarin> ah, [orh] resent paying ah I thought you meant resent pain okay err resent paying for ah


actually is <mandarin>那个:na ge</mandarin> eight eight <mandarin>的:de</mandarin> but err resent paying for, err resent is a very strong word so I wouldn't use it


<mandarin>怎样讲:zen yang jiang</mandarin> ah <mandarin>这样讲就是就是:zhe yang jiang jiu shi jiu shi</mandarin> like resent is very


but okay lah <mandarin>没有那种到:mei you na zhong dao</mandarin> resent <mandarin>就是有:jiu shi you</mandarin> regret lor err a lot things leh, like <mandarin>我以前买的衣服:wo yi qian mai de yi fu</mandarin> <mandarin>我以前买的衣服我都不知道我在买什么:wo yi qian mai de yi fu wo dou bu zhi dao wo zai mai shen me</mandarin> you know <mandarin>以前不是很流行那种:yi qian bu shi hen liu xing na zhong</mandarin> #domo kun# ah oh my god now I am saying now I am revealing my age already you know you know <mandarin>以前很流行那种:yi qian hen liu xing na zhong</mandarin> #domo kun# <mandarin>的衣服:de yi fu</mandarin> ah <mandarin>那种:na zhong</mandarin> spongebob all that !wah! is like so long ago and then <mandarin>我买一些很奇怪的:wo mai yi xie hen qi guai de</mandarin> cardigan like <mandarin>好像:hao xiang</mandarin> the the US flag <mandarin>的好像的:de hao xiang de</mandarin> US flag <mandarin>在下面:zai xia mian</mandarin> then <mandarin>有一个:you yi ge</mandarin> big pocket ah till now I have not wear wore it once out eh and then <mandarin>我:wo</mandarin> just impulse buy so ya those are the grow up like you know like <mandarin>你:ni</mandarin> tattoo <mandarin>那个:na ge</mandarin> no regrets <mandarin>在后面:zai hou mian</mandarin> then <mandarin>然后:ran hou</mandarin> in the end <mandarin>你:ni</mandarin> realise <mandarin>你:ni</mandarin> spell <mandarin>错那个:cuo na ge</mandarin> regret <mandarin>那个字:na ge zi</mandarin> like <mandarin>已经:yi jing</mandarin> tattoo Liao


ya, and then there's a lot of other very weird styles that I bought like a similar style that I like right but doesn't even fit my fucking body at all then I just buy only eh then I every time I go out shopping right eh eh <mandarin>我看到这个新的:wo kan dao zhe ge xin de</mandarin> okay okay <mandarin>买买买:mai mai mai</mandarin> but then in the end ah


then with the lace and lace trimming then <mandarin>我就觉得:wo jiu jue de</mandarin> eh not bad <mandarin>很美很:hen mei hen</mandarin> special hor then <mandarin>我就根本都没有穿到:wo jiu gen ben dou mei you chuan dao</mandarin> eh then <mandarin>我:wo</mandarin> like <mandarin>放在那个:fang zai na ge</mandarin> wardrobe <mandarin>里面:li mian</mandarin> then <mandarin>排美:pai mei</mandarin> only eh <mandarin>发霉:fa mei</mandarin> collect dust


then now when I think about it right I don't like the cutting at all but the design if <mandarin>你放在别的别的:ni fang zai bie de bie de</mandarin> design okay <mandarin>我会:wo hui</mandarin> lor but, impulse buy lah


err <mandarin>还有什么:hai you shen me</mandarin> ah, , ah <mandarin>我的:wo de</mandarin> eight eight sale <mandarin>我买那些有的没的:wo mai na xie you de mei de</mandarin> then nine nine <mandarin>也是有的没的然后买:ye shi you de mei de ran hou mai</mandarin> Liao in the end <mandarin>我要买的:wo yao mai de</mandarin> essential <mandarin>的东西没有买到:de dong xi mei you mai dao</mandarin> !wah! <mandarin>就是这样:jiu shi zhe yang</mandarin> right other than that I can't really think of anything that err I impulse buy and then


I regret one leh no leh, I think clothes lah clothes is the most <mandarin>自伤自命伤:zi shang zi ming shang</mandarin> thing cause, (ppc) mummy always say I never buy okay I think ya done


oh so you also answer lah oh okay okay okay can go go go, answer lah answer lah <mandarin>讲:jiang</mandarin> lah, lazy eh <mandarin>我也是觉得你买那个:wo ye shi jue de ni mai na ge</mandarin> hor <mandarin>有一点浪费钱:you yi dian lang fei qian</mandarin> eh


stand


okay


no difference then you buy for what, (ppc), do you think it was impulsive


(ppc)


where were you, no but <mandarin>以前:yi qian</mandarin> I realise that <mandarin>我们有一直在听有一段时间有听:wo men you yi zhi zai ting you yi duan shi jian you ting</mandarin> one <mandarin>只是只会拿出来听:zhi shi zhi hui na chu lai ting</mandarin> the


we buy because we want not because we need !aiya! <mandarin>都是这个都是这样嘛:dou shi zhe ge dou shi zhe yang ma</mandarin> shopping <mandarin>就是这样:jiu shi zhe yang</mandarin> I want the thing


but <mandarin>你的:ni de</mandarin> impulse <mandarin>来的:lai de</mandarin> leh <mandarin>你的:ni de</mandarin> impulse <mandarin>比较像是你你:bi jiao xiang shi ni ni</mandarin> make wrong choices <mandarin>我的:wo de</mandarin> impulse <mandarin>是好像是我看到美我就真的买的那种:shi hao xiang shi wo kan dao mei wo jiu zhen de mai de na zhong</mandarin> leh is like <mandarin>我不需要:wo bu xu yao</mandarin> but <mandarin>我真的是去买:wo zhen de shi qu mai</mandarin> leh and then I never wear


I think <mandarin>以前:yi qian</mandarin> ah <mandarin>现在现在:xian zai xian zai</mandarin> I I kind of over the phase so I will just really wait wait until all the launches come out then at the end of the month then I go and buy see if I want then I go and buy


really meh but then if you cart out before the actual <mandarin>什么:shen me</mandarin> right you don't have the you don't have the deal leh (ppc)


!hais!, is you already [orh] is me already ah okay okay wait ah wait ah I see


okay I go the seventy three questions by book, err (ppc) , okay , err I wouldn't ask you favourite place to be lah because I think you will say home on your bed because you are like a like I told you <mandarin>你是那个:ni shi na ge</mandarin> roomie <mandarin>整天:zheng tian</mandarin> twenty four seven stay <mandarin>在你的:zai ni de</mandarin> room <mandarin>的:de</mandarin> err okay


phone ah !walao! <mandarin>你很:ni hen</mandarin> millennial leh <mandarin>你的:ni de</mandarin> answer the millennial <mandarin>全部都是这样:quan bu dou shi zhe yang</mandarin> I want to tiktok I want to tiktok I cannot live without tiktok


okay, cannot live without your phone , congratulations lah <mandarin>你:ni</mandarin> you already become the millennial the standard the typical millennial one one a typical millennial nowadays you cannot leave the house without the phone one


I you use the IC lah IC cannot ah, ya but I am not taking my phone mah, I don't know y'all


I see lah like I go out I forget my mask I come back home mah take my mask, ya but then, I will just not take my phone lah take ah something else lah I mean I'm just saying that <mandarin>你自己你问:ni zi ji ni wen</mandarin> auntie uncle <mandarin>他们都是这样的:ta men dou shi zhe yang de</mandarin> mah


ah ya lor ya lor then ya lah that's why you need phone for what, use the card and scan ah !huh! !huh!


okay lor <mandarin>就是你的:jiu shi ni de</mandarin> phone ah, okay <mandarin>好:hao</mandarin> next question my one !walao! eh my one I cannot live without err err


err good connection ya good err (ppc) no good connection or slash data as in <mandarin>没有:mei you</mandarin> like then <mandarin>我跟你讲这个才是重点你没有这个东西:wo gen ni jiang zhe ge cai shi zhong dian ni mei you zhe ge dong xi</mandarin> ah then <mandarin>你有一个:ni you yi ge</mandarin> phone for fuck <mandarin>都没有用:dou mei you yong</mandarin> one right


very boring mah there's only so much you can do without <mandarin>那个:na ge</mandarin> without the data or the wifi if you have the wifi and the data you can do so many things ya so many many many many things


I mean minus all the all the


the most essential things like I think, I must have good wifi slash good amount of data , okay next question, your turn your turn is your turn I will do the next


craziest or most interesting ah, !walao! this one I know your answer already but then hor <mandarin>我的我的让我想一下:wo de wo de rang wo xiang yi xia</mandarin> most crazy ah most crazy err or interesting so far don't have


err is I wouldn't say they're crazy or or most interesting I would say it's like my they, I have a few leh I have a few leh I don't have I don't have like I I I can't just say one so


one in secondary school one in tertiary education so there's one in secondary school is my math teacher, in a sense he is not a very interesting okay ah <mandarin>讲到没有:jiang dao mei you</mandarin> interesting <mandarin>等一下:deng yi xia</mandarin> ah <mandarin>只会讲我:zhi hui jiang wo</mandarin> err I eh <mandarin>我觉得他是一个:wo jue de ta shi yi ge</mandarin> he he left at he left a memory in


err he err he left a what am I saying where's my english where's my I mean <mandarin>对他影响有有影响深刻就是:dui ta ying xiang you you ying xiang shen ke jiu shi</mandarin> he


no I mean those are like during holidays or like err extra lessons like on the weekend or what then you have to come back or what or or like err extra outside of the actual curriculum lessons lah


eh no no no he not wear like to go zouk one he wear just a very youngster kind of <mandarin>衣服:yi fu</mandarin> that I don't that I don't think <mandarin>适合他就是他真样子:shi he ta jiu shi ta zhen yang zi</mandarin> I don't think lah like he wear he wear snapback like I like for that age right <mandarin>我觉得没有人会:wo jue de mei you ren hui</mandarin>


!aiya! I don't know how to say but then <mandarin>总之他就是整个人看起来好像他想装年轻:zong zhi ta jiu shi zheng ge ren kan qi lai hao xiang ta xiang zhuang nian qing</mandarin> but <mandarin>他自己已经不是年轻:ta zi ji yi jing bu shi nian qing</mandarin> Liao you know that kind of thing err but basically <mandarin>他很会:ta hen hui</mandarin> joke lah then I think <mandarin>他的那个很多人都很喜欢他因为他的教教料方法:ta de na ge hen duo ren dou hen xi huan ta yin wei ta de jiao jiao liao fang fa</mandarin> and then okay in tertiary education


err <mandarin>让我影响那个:rang wo ying xiang na ge</mandarin> hor <mandarin>就是他们的:jiu shi ta men de</mandarin> accent lor <mandarin>就是:jiu shi</mandarin> I I'm not I'm not like criticising them because of their accent but but <mandarin>我觉得他们的:wo jue de ta men de</mandarin> accent the way they pronounce certain words okay I feel very mean saying this but they are very good teachers they are very good teachers very nice also but then the thing is the way they say certain things ah ah !wah! I cannot leh me and my friends we just laugh in the in the lecture hall right for the entire lesson you know cannot lah I think err is just their accent that that that their that that err that <mandarin>我觉得是比较影响深刻:wo jue de shi bi jiao ying xiang shen ke</mandarin> lor


don't really have leh, these are all that I can remember lah other than that <mandarin>就是这样:jiu shi zhe yang</mandarin> lor <mandarin>就是:jiu shi</mandarin> like <mandarin>这样:zhe yang</mandarin> lor I, I mean <mandarin>就是:jiu shi</mandarin> I mean if <mandarin>你:ni</mandarin> ask me lah I mean


to each their own but then the thing is like err


then the Siao Siao math one !huh! !aiyo!, okay, ah ah ah


one zero zero okay, oh my god okay ya


prepare one, LOL LOL LOL


ah, ya, LOL, okay you told me before that's why <mandarin>我现在没有笑出来:wo xian zai mei you xiao chu lai</mandarin> but ya


okay I got it, the Kung <mandarin>什么:shen me</mandarin> #kung fu# <mandarin>的:de</mandarin> the #kung fu# one is new, ah, ah


ah ha


ah ha, LOL, okay okay


, !hannor!, okay, QE no no


quite easily okay, really like people will say one ah


he always does that


, okay I mean cannot relate lah like my teachers don't write QED but they will just verbally say out like [orh] <mandarin>这个这个:zhe ge zhe ge</mandarin> question actually <mandarin>很容易的就是你这样这样用那个:hen rong yi de jiu shi ni zhe yang zhe yang yong na ge</mandarin> formula blah blah blah after that <mandarin>就:jiu</mandarin> okay Liao or like they asking you this thing then ah <mandarin>你:ni</mandarin> just answer this thing then can already


is like <mandarin>他:ta</mandarin> standard they won't really say it they won't really sign off lah <mandarin>那个是有一点:na ge shi you yi dian</mandarin> show off Liao , I don't think my teachers are like that


you mean err, sign off QED on his paper, [orh], no no no lah <mandarin>不会这样:bu hui zhe yang</mandarin> lah like that one very arrogant Liao <mandarin>不会:bu hui</mandarin> lah


I ask Liao !huh! oh my god okay I go back at sister one


!wah!, err okay, okay !wah! there's a lot of a very, they are like the most memorable argument, there's the most okay wait I just okay you randomly choose a number


from one to ninety nine then I will just pick the number cause there's so many, eighty nine ah nice number, best at keeping a secret, who who is better at keeping a secret


!huh!, is there a third sibling right, eh <mandarin>过了七月:guo le qi yue</mandarin> hor [orh] okay okay <mandarin>可以讲这种东西:ke yi jiang zhe zhong dong xi</mandarin> ah <mandarin>等七月:deng qi yue</mandarin> ah start screaming <mandarin>出来:chu lai</mandarin> eh !aiyo! Choi Choi Choi


no like who is better at keeping a secret, err no I think I will agree that is me


err why you think you not better at keeping secrets, you know you just like sometimes you one may do not say some but eventually I'll just say it out


like <mandarin>我每次讲的你很毒:wo mei ci jiang de ni hen du</mandarin> , okay next , err you want me to choose a number so it makes things we can spice things up I ask another question you choose another number ah


you choose one number I choose one number from one to nine okay I will choose okay four I will choose four you choose another number, I ask to you choose a number thirty seven okay thirty seven it is then


thirty seven, !wah! <mandarin>你选择的那些:ni xuan ze de na xie</mandarin> questions <mandarin>都很:dou hen</mandarin> straightforward <mandarin>的:de</mandarin> leh, okay <mandarin>你:ni</mandarin> choose a number you choose number I choose four so you choose the other number, one to nine just choose a number from one to nine so difficult ah five fifty four okay fifty four


oh my god which one of you is a daddy's boy or girl , err okay change to mummy, you ah I thought I thought I was the mummy girl eh


we both are, more of a mummy girl, err


!hais! now that you are born I think <mandarin>两个都是:liang ge dou shi</mandarin> mummy's girl leh <mandarin>只是:zhi shi</mandarin> like


certain err, err how do I say this <mandarin>就是:jiu shi</mandarin> certain, certain levels of mummy's girl, like there's certain times where I where I will need mummy a lot and then like there are certain times


where I just don't need mummy a lot, then you are the kind like you always need mummy I don't know do you agree, but if <mandarin>我要:wo yao</mandarin> mummy <mandarin>的时候我就真的是那种很很很:de shi hou wo jiu zhen de shi na zhong hen hen hen</mandarin> mummy mummy girl


everything <mandarin>你都听妈的:ni dou ting ma de</mandarin> right everything means like I have to seek my <mandarin>妈妈妈妈的:ma ma ma ma de</mandarin> permission or like err definition of the mama girl I think is something like that


err and that !walao! <mandarin>这样子都是:zhe yang zi dou shi</mandarin> mah I mean right now is still <mandarin>就是:jiu shi</mandarin> like you will put your mom err in the first place so like you will anything you will seek your mum's opinion first or you will speak to your mom about it or whatever lah


okay then I give the title to you


hold it, err I think past a certain age right I stop asking <mandarin>妈妈:ma ma</mandarin> for a lot of things no I mean like except for certain things like err like you say you want to buy a car or you want to buy a house obviously I will ask I will seek the mom's opinion right other than that


err I just do <mandarin>我:wo</mandarin> just go with it leh I I don't think I am a <mandarin>妈妈:ma ma</mandarin> girl lah if in that in that sense I don't think I am a mama girl, that much of a mama girl, okay your turn your turn


okay, ah, she is the she is the typical asian mother lah !walao! eh <mandarin>你:ni</mandarin> #ah beng# eh <mandarin>你要做:ni yao zuo</mandarin> #ah lian# ah <mandarin>不要:bu yao</mandarin> lah


okay, okay


under the clothes, [orh], [orh], <mandarin>妈妈:ma ma</mandarin> I want two dragon on my back I want the phoenix !aiyo! err err [orh]


!huh! wait say again, [orh] that's the question lah not not <mandarin>妈妈问的:ma ma wen de</mandarin> question lah


now you are asking me not <mandarin>妈:ma</mandarin> I mean like what what you ask her is not what you ask me, okay, okay so


ah she now okay ah she now okay with the ah


err I have been intending to get it for a for very long already but err is not the #long zhong# one ah #long zhong# the small one I will I will actually thought of having ah, what pattern eh err not very exotic one ah is just the I haven't really thought of a thought of one because <mandarin>我:wo</mandarin> feel see I think it's cool I just think it's cool it's just like a nice symbol but but <mandarin>我不会放那种鱼:wo bu hui fang na zhong yu</mandarin> lah <mandarin>龙眼:long yan</mandarin> lah all that kind of thing <mandarin>这种:zhe zhong</mandarin> #ah beng# #ah lian# <mandarin>那种东西:na zhong dong xi</mandarin> err <mandarin>我也不会写那:wo ye bu hui xie na</mandarin> err !aiya! <mandarin>总之:zong zhi</mandarin> is something minimalistic I hope err and then


the thing is fear <mandarin>我不懂我会不会去做吗因为我怕痛:wo bu dong wo hui bu hui qu zuo ma yin wei wo pa tong</mandarin> okay actually that's not the question but like err what's the question again <mandarin>气:qi</mandarin> sia, [orh]


eh the thing is I also don't know leh because you know having a permanent one and having a temporary one is a very very different


is like a


!aiya! I don't know how to explain leh but hor <mandarin>你看你你你你看那种:ni kan ni ni ni ni kan na zhong</mandarin> <mandarin>你去:ni qu</mandarin> google right <mandarin>你看那种:ni kan na zhong</mandarin> #ang moh# <mandarin>有的那种:you de na zhong</mandarin> hor is like


it is a permanent with you so it's like it's like a scar <mandarin>这样:zhe yang</mandarin> lah once you have the scar it will be with you forever so you cannot regret having it


!wah! the wrist very pain eh I very scared also


then <mandarin>他就:ta jiu</mandarin> show hello look at my bouncy peach, no lah I won't do on the <mandarin>屁股:pi gu</mandarin> lah like !walao! I mean like I want it somewhere where I can see admire ah the <mandarin>屁股:pi gu</mandarin> how I admire I look at the mirror eh hello everybody <mandarin>这样:zhe yang</mandarin> ah admire my tattooed ass Siao meh err


err, not my arm lah I think err you know <mandarin>你懂你懂那种:ni dong ni dong na zhong</mandarin> cover up Liao hor <mandarin>就是:jiu shi</mandarin> cover up the thing is also whether or not I want it to be covered up <mandarin>有时候我以前现在我想要:you shi hou wo yi qian xian zai wo xiang yao</mandarin> <mandarin>的地方:de di fang</mandarin> right <mandarin>是:shi</mandarin> somewhere where I cannot cover up one not okay not that I can


Simi not that I can cover up very easily with a clothing is not I cannot but I can but err, no lah then <mandarin>你:ni</mandarin> wear <mandarin>的:de</mandarin> who will do it on the face right I am not maui maui <mandarin>那个是:na ge shi</mandarin> maui maui okay we are not we are not the the the new zealand people kind of maui culture no no no no no no err thing is what ah ah I wanted to do it on my you know the elbow the the the not the elbow but


the elbow <mandarin>的后面:de hou mian</mandarin> how do I explain this <mandarin>背:bei</mandarin> no lah the the area around here, but this is somewhere is called [orh] or like err the inner the the underpart of your your your wrist lah the the the the area between the area


my veins are here also what it's like <mandarin>这边有肉:zhe bian you rou</mandarin> mah fats also mah okay anyway I I don't know how I don't know how painful that is I think it's very painful lah, Si lor lah eh <mandarin>不会怎样:bu hui zen yang</mandarin> one ah I mean


err they just aim lor like I mean where got , where you damn funny no then <mandarin>等一下他的嘴巴肿起来像:deng yi xia ta de zui ba zhong qi lai xiang</mandarin> sausage eh <mandarin>很恶心:hen e xin</mandarin> eh no that will ruin my


no okay no I mean like it will be between I was reading between the wrist and the elbow on your arm ah but this is somewhere where I cannot hide it very easily because if I wear I can't be wearing long sleeve all the time it's very <mandarin>麻烦:ma fan</mandarin> mah


I mean is, you know the sleeve ah <mandarin>你神经病:ni shen jing bing</mandarin> ah <mandarin>你:ni</mandarin> then you like you go out then you wear the sleeve people think you Siao one eh, I'm not grab driver


no that's the thing if you want the body art right you should appreciate the body art so you you should if you have it right you shouldn't really go and cover it up because it is the kind of art that you are you have to accept that it's on your body forever so


ya you will just you do it because you like it what but then if not if you don't want then you should do the temporary one but if you never do the temporary one then I don't okay I don't get it why you do already right then you want to cover up okay if people like they want they do already and then they were young and they don't know they never think it through then they do it then after that they went for interview of err like job interview and then they want cover up okay can <mandarin>可以:ke yi</mandarin> that one understandable lah but the thing is you cannot cover it up forever mah


if temporary okay but then the thing is if you really thought about it you want to have a and then , then <mandarin>你:ni</mandarin> then <mandarin>你:ni</mandarin> after <mandarin>你有:ni you</mandarin> Liao then <mandarin>你还去:ni hai qu</mandarin> cover up then I think it beats it defeats the purpose of you having it in the first place so <mandarin>你:ni</mandarin> just <mandarin>不要去做:bu yao qu zuo</mandarin> lah if you don't want then <mandarin>你:ni</mandarin> think it through then <mandarin>你才去做:ni cai qu zuo</mandarin> mah so my point is a is a is a form of art you have that you have to really accept it lor like <mandarin>你真的:ni zhen de</mandarin> you think it through like okay you really want it then you go and do anywhere is fine one lah it's just


whether or not you are you can accept, it in the long run, I just very I just very err, very shock that <mandarin>妈妈:ma ma</mandarin> actually allow us to have it because in the past when I ask her then she she's like !walao! <mandarin>为什么你要做这种东西你要画画这种东西:wei shen me ni yao zuo zhe zhong dong xi ni yao hua hua zhe zhong dong xi</mandarin> that kind of thing


and then secondly right !wah! I just realised something because when I was in school, err me and my friend we actually did this err what do you call that we did this , err what is it ah ah we did this thing on each other's hands and then err we were drawing nonsensical stuff is like a lot of doodling and all that then you know when I it was on the wrist and the elbow area and then when I went home right cause I was wearing short sleeve what and then when I went home on the train back home


everyone just look at me eh, with those like oh my god <mandarin>这个女的她有:zhe ge nv de ta you</mandarin> tattoo I mean it's like pen ink lah but then but then obviously you can like first glance or whatever you can see that <mandarin>真的很像那种:zhen de hen xiang na zhong</mandarin> lor then <mandarin>人家就一直多看了几眼:ren jia jiu yi zhi duo kan le ji yan</mandarin> then <mandarin>那我就:na wo jiu</mandarin> like err and then I I'm still like the school kid <mandarin>那种那种打扮:na zhong na zhong da ban</mandarin> eh so you think you #ah lian#


I don't know what but I can tell that there are people some people judging lor I mean there's people who will judge that's why lor <mandarin>就是:jiu shi</mandarin> you have to feel comfortable that you'll have a and then you you are okay with having people looking at your in public


because to you it's like it's a form of body art you accept it can liao then if other people don't agree then it's their business lah then <mandarin>你不要去管你你不要去想这样多就可以:ni bu yao qu guan ni ni bu yao qu xiang zhe yang duo jiu ke yi</mandarin> Liao <mandarin>就是这样:jiu shi zhe yang</mandarin> lor that's what I think, yup and then you


you don't really like, okay, ah


oh my god are you serious, okay


[orh] okay okay, ah !huh!, oh ya ya ya


ah !huh!, !wah! that thing work leh that thing works


okay <mandarin>所以你是听到他你也是怕:suo yi ni shi ting dao ta ni ye shi pa</mandarin> Liao, really ah


oh my god okay okay understand understand


okay


then why you ask mummy, you saw people what, not common lah


ah !huh!


#ah lian# again


clean air, err you can, it's just a scar it's a it's a you will have the markings there lah is like not entirely removed you will still you don't see the colour but you see like there's mark ah


understand okay okay can can can okay, I ask ah, my god okay a random fact wait random fact random fact random fact you want to ask okay go ahead


!wah! <mandarin>这个很:zhe ge hen</mandarin> deep eh <mandarin>这个:zhe ge</mandarin> question <mandarin>我们可以不要我们可以不要问这个:wo men ke yi bu yao wo men ke yi bu yao wen zhe ge</mandarin> question mah


personal haven, !wah! eh <mandarin>为什么你问的:wei shen me ni wen de</mandarin> question <mandarin>这样:zhe yang</mandarin> deep <mandarin>有没有比较简单的:you mei you bi jiao jian dan de</mandarin> anyway random fact err my nail my nail art just dropped, I just realised it and then I was like looking at it and then after that after spinning for it for awhile right not spinning I mean like I didn't realise my whole nails chipped until like <mandarin>怎样讲:zen yang jiang</mandarin> ah <mandarin>就是我以为就有一点点掉而已:jiu shi wo yi wei jiu you yi dian dian diao er yi</mandarin> leh then after <mandarin>我就去动动动它:wo jiu qu dong dong dong ta</mandarin> then I realise <mandarin>整个整片的:zheng ge zheng pian de</mandarin> nails <mandarin>掉出来:diao chu lai</mandarin> then I was like what the fuck and then now when I look at my nail right my nail pedicure


!wahpiang! it looks damn weird I just want to stick back the one that come off can or not like oh my god the colour palette is damn off eh what the fuck (ugh) okay and then just yesterday or a few days back my friend was like asking me eh so your hand my I did my manicure right and then my manicure is like


the nails are growing up and then it looks damn ugly then I need to cut off and then I need to go and [orh] get it done be done ah and then err I was like saying like oh <mandarin>我们应该去从做:wo men ying gai qu cong zuo</mandarin> or whatever like it's like <mandarin>很恶心:hen e xin</mandarin> Liao <mandarin>那个那个手指已经这样:na ge na ge shou zhi yi jing zhe yang</mandarin> then <mandarin>她讲她已经剪到她的:ta jiang ta yi jing jian dao ta de</mandarin> brown part that kind of thing then suddenly <mandarin>她就问我:ta jiu wen wo</mandarin> eh <mandarin>你的脚的怎样你的脚的:ni de jiao de zen yang ni de jiao de</mandarin> okay mah <mandarin>我很:wo hen</mandarin> confident <mandarin>的跟她讲我的脚:de gen ta jiang wo de jiao</mandarin> okay and <mandarin>现在我看:xian zai wo kan</mandarin> !walao! <mandarin>我的脚:wo de jiao</mandarin> just <mandarin>刚:gang</mandarin> snap eh the fuck


no actually, err for the fingers yes lah you only can last


no I think my toenails it lasts longer leh my toenails last a lot longer


what do you mean you mean for my fingernails or my, yes it will look very ugly I mean I cannot wait for it to fully fully come I mean <mandarin>我的:wo de</mandarin> I cannot get my nail my my original nail back wait for it to grow out so that my original nail is like fully grown my fingernails will be too long lah too long by then


some girls are like that you cannot judge okay you cannot judge some girls are like that one I mean they like doing the manicure and some people they do it for for obvious reasons because their job requires them to do or blah blah blah that kind of thing


ya, some people do it because they don't want to eat their nails eh, so like they know that there's a chemical there so that they don't put it in their mouth and that kind of stuff so there's various reasons lah you cannot just judge saying that err high maintenance or what but <mandarin>有时候是:you shi hou shi</mandarin> the nature of the job requires them to do it what


err but some people they just like it lor like <mandarin>好像一出来很难看:hao xiang yi chu lai hen nan kan</mandarin> one <mandarin>你看到它有:ni kan dao ta you</mandarin> there's a dividing line then <mandarin>我就会讲:wo jiu hui jiang</mandarin> !ee! very ugly okay I think it's time to do a new one and then you know nowadays got the home-based salon right, then it's a lot cheaper so you just go to their house and do it it's like a lot cheaper than outside one cannot go JB go Hougang go people house do and at cheaper so I think if <mandarin>你这样看:ni zhe yang kan</mandarin> maybe <mandarin>有些女孩子就是:you xie nv hai zi jiu shi</mandarin> like <mandarin>我做一个:wo zuo yi ge</mandarin> nails <mandarin>等于我买一件衣服:deng yu wo mai yi jian yi fu</mandarin> then <mandarin>我:wo</mandarin> just <mandarin>少买一件衣服这样:shao mai yi jian yi fu zhe yang</mandarin> lor then <mandarin>我:wo</mandarin> just <mandarin>做我的:zuo wo de</mandarin> manicure then I happy happy look at my nails also happy happy then you just do lah how I know


girls are like that one what very easily happy one you not girl leh I think you outside girl you inside boy eh you inside hundred percent boy eh, why you boy true what


okay let me see, err, how about your hidden talent, hidden talent yes


I wouldn't call it a hidden talent okay you know those people who can who their whose thumbs can make into a flower one that one is like <mandarin>你不会:ni bu hui</mandarin> it's not really a talent talent but it's like you're kind of hidden talent you can do that lah not everyone can do that lah


ya lah basically it lah basically what I said mah, that ya is, if


violin what violin, [orh] okay, okay it's not it's not a talent lah but it's like something that that nobody knows it's a random fact about you lah random fact about you


I mean you you you you you do know how to play what it's just you can't play well


no I mean like <mandarin>有些人的:you xie ren de</mandarin> thumb <mandarin>可以:ke yi</mandarin> bend <mandarin>到一个:dao yi ge</mandarin> certain angle that is also like I mean I I can, pass it off as a secret talent also because not everyone can do that, why you looking at you your fingernail


err so your only random fact is you play the violin but nobody knows, I don't know like err you can you can spin something you can spin anything on your hand


okay I know what's your secret talent you can burp very loudly and consecutively, not everyone can burp that loud and then burp burp consecutively so many times


is how some people they sneeze right they need to sneeze ten times in one row right before they can stop sneezing, is not everyone can do one leh okay is is just your own kind of thing, to each own ah


no eh I don't have this kind of secret talent eh I mean my secret talent maybe is I can flutter, flutter with my tongue


roll my eyes what the fuck no like that not secret talent, I eh <mandarin>我:wo</mandarin> roll eyes in front of people means <mandarin>我我不懂他们:wo wo bu dong ta men</mandarin> Liao eh, how can I anyhow just roll eyes in front of anyone


<mandarin>不懂你做的东西:bu dong ni zuo de dong xi</mandarin> ah of course <mandarin>我会这样:wo hui zhe yang</mandarin> ah but err secret talent I think err one of them is fluttering if, I mean


we're in while we are on since we are on the line with like <mandarin>那种:na zhong</mandarin> the mouth the tongue can do can do the err the the flower twist thing then I think I will say this lah I can flutter, can flutter lor


you know, not everyone can [leh] I realise I thought it was quite easy [eh]


eh okay <mandarin>好:hao</mandarin> Liao so we from now we start the one hour recording lah, okay so so okay first thing first how was your day


ah the the one that we bought the other day lah


ah okay lah let's just start lah I got things that let's just say it's like how to say it's like ah okay so first thing first if let's say ah err <mandarin>老天给你三个愿望老天给你三个愿望:lao tian gei ni san ge yuan wang lao tian gei ni san ge yuan wang</mandarin> what will your three wishes be


okay so good health good health is one of them lah good health then , never really <mandarin>是你是:shi ni shi</mandarin> never really thought about it <mandarin>还是:hai shi</mandarin> like got think about it but like just cannot remember now


great ya ya ya okay with, ya, [orh] you are okay with sharing like say not say you got condition ah


[orh] eh I mean if you are okay with it being recorded then I guess it's fine lah


like we never also explicitly say what it is right, okay lor so <mandarin>三个愿望:san ge yuan wang</mandarin> ah <mandarin>我的三个愿望:wo de san ge yuan wang</mandarin> ah <mandarin>第一当然就是:di yi dang ran jiu shi</mandarin> I really wish for everyone around me to be living a very happy happy life lah happy life especially those that are very dear to me like my mum my girlfriend and basically my friends especially those whom I treat as very dear to me lah


ya then of course the second one is a very realistic one <mandarin>就是要赚多一点钱:jiu shi yao zhuan duo yi dian qian</mandarin> ah <mandarin>当然:dang ran</mandarin> lah, which leads to the which leads to the which is also tied in with the first one also then err the third wish ah I'm gonna be a bit err I'm going be a bit of a troll here my third wish is to get another wish


no it's not called <mandarin>贪心:tan xin</mandarin> it's call beating the system


okay I guess then, if it's not getting another wish ah , (hmm) I've talked about my family and those around me I've talked about about career I mean I think career and I mean err good life and then my third wish ah


world peace, not exactly that lah but


really what, really mah unless you want nine one one to keep happening <mandarin>当然不要:dang ran bu yao</mandarin> right, ya obviously, okay so then next one I want to ask you lah okay here, K let's say ah what will you risk if you just decide to drop everything and follow your dreams


as in it is like you decide you want to like say ah never mind lah okay <mandarin>我要争取这个目标:wo yao zheng qu zhe ge mu biao</mandarin> and you are willing to drop everything


career <mandarin>那种女强人:na zhong nv qiang ren</mandarin> lah


so if let's say lah if you drop everything <mandarin>你真的:ni zhen de</mandarin> like <mandarin>所谓:suo wei</mandarin> err <mandarin>社:she</mandarin> the <mandarin>社会:she hui</mandarin> definition of <mandarin>成功:cheng gong</mandarin> ah <mandarin>就是做女强人:jiu shi zuo nv qiang ren</mandarin> Liao then <mandarin>你是:ni shi</mandarin> like say <mandarin>大老板:da lao ban</mandarin> of a company and all that but then


would you think you would be happy or not, like when you reach that kind of level


, ah okay, so next (hmm) actually next ah (hmm) let's see so recently so recently lah have you ever thought of about having like some kind of unusual superpowers


so is is less of reading people's mind but <mandarin>是:shi</mandarin> more of like say err <mandarin>你要好像:ni yao hao xiang</mandarin> what's that called


(hmm) so why would you wish for this


(hmm) okay I mean, for me I never really wish for this lah


(hmm) so let's say <mandarin>你真的有这个超能超能:ni zhen de you zhe ge chao neng chao neng</mandarin> lah err but wouldn't there be the situation where people actually err <mandarin>利用你:li yong ni</mandarin> because you have this


people will find out, (hmm) I mean that's err kind of like a


can understand <mandarin>的那种:de na zhong</mandarin> <mandarin>理由:li you</mandarin> lah (hmm), (hmm) okay so, have you ever thought of it


actually is time capsule is more like say err


ah


care to share, don't want ah okay I mean it ten years ago we were all young and quite foolish, I mean <mandarin>就不得我们:jiu bu de wo men</mandarin> ten years later we not young but


I know right, okay, ya so, so err how to say ah, the next thing ah here they written K so


like err okay like let's say if we know each other than years ago how long before I need to book an appointment


but it's like how many hours only eh, five ten minute


[orh], ya cause mainly err how to say like I do things differently from others mah


like quite differently lah I try to be different sometimes it works and sometimes it works very well but <mandarin>很多时候是:hen duo shi hou shi</mandarin> like, you know lah just get labelled as a weirdo, !hais! can you not


ya but in a way in a way it's like, now I'm trying to like how to say not to eat too much


so like so it's like, so it's like err what's it called ah so it's like (ppc) oh this is me I do things like that then people some people call me weird but there are actually people who actually stuck by me lah cause it's like for some for some occasions right it's the end result that matters


, but as we grow then as we start going into our working working life and all that right then it's like


you know you can't really of you you can't really think like that anymore cause


so is two things right is the efficiency and effectiveness


ah but what if it's like you are efficient but not effective, or if the other way round


so it's like not efficient so it's like not efficient but effective lah <mandarin>有发生过没有:you fa sheng guo mei you</mandarin> ah


(mmhmm) so this was more for abide for every aspect of life lah <mandarin>就是做工做工读书的时候:jiu shi zuo gong zuo gong du shu de shi hou</mandarin> it was the same thing, ah <mandarin>做工的时候没有这样没有这样:zuo gong de shi hou mei you zhe yang mei you zhe yang</mandarin> ah


that is very shag actually, ya it's actually very shag ah okay so what was your most memorable meal that you have actually ever had


where was it though


ya I remember that place, ah


<mandarin>我的是:wo de shi</mandarin> ah okay you ever heard of vegetarian Ramen right, (hmm) actually is vegan lah but err <mandarin>我的是:wo de shi</mandarin> err is err err is a particular Ramen joint call <NEN> then <mandarin>它是在:ta shi zai</mandarin> err <mandarin>日本:ri ben</mandarin> ah cause you know in japan right you hardly you hardly see this kind of establishment or not like mostly <mandarin>就是:jiu shi</mandarin> [orh] <mandarin>你的拉面你的拉面店:ni de la mian ni de la mian dian</mandarin> hor <mandarin>就是来到路有一点像路边摊这样:jiu shi lai dao lu you yi dian xiang lu bian tan zhe yang</mandarin> a bit lah a bit like <mandarin>路边摊:lu bian tan</mandarin> then err <mandarin>就是:jiu shi</mandarin> think maybe next time next time you can go lah when COVID clears up and all that then <mandarin>你可以体验:ni ke yi ti yan</mandarin> you know the the vending machine system


oh no no is not really a vending machine per se but <mandarin>是:shi</mandarin> like <mandarin>你:ni</mandarin> like <mandarin>就是它的:jiu shi ta de</mandarin> machine is a ticket more of a ticketing machine lah


something like that


ya lah <mandarin>印象是蛮深刻的:yin xiang shi man shen ke de</mandarin> then the food wise is also <mandarin>深刻:shen ke</mandarin> because it was very different from the typical Ramen there, that you are familiar with ah


but that time I didn't really feel that way but you but the the stuff lah was more like !wah! he trying so hard


the as long as the meaning <mandarin>抓得到:zhua de dao</mandarin> the conversation will flow one


so it was actually okay not too bad, ya the third time I went hor <mandarin>就是跟我妈妈跟的公司一起去的时候:jiu shi gen wo ma ma gen de gong si yi qi qu de shi hou</mandarin> right err it's like they actually kinda rely on me a lot lah cause it's like


ya, english menu


(mmhmm) but actually this might not even go through sometimes because of the staff hor they don't they <mandarin>他们是这样:ta men shi zhe yang</mandarin> so it's like <mandarin>他们中学高中的时候他们就会读英文:ta men zhong xue gao zhong de shi hou ta men jiu hui du ying wen</mandarin> is like their other language lah so to speak


like it like <mandarin>就是:jiu shi</mandarin> english lah then after that once they <mandarin>毕业:bi ye</mandarin> Liao hor the everything throw back to the teacher already


ah <NEN> <mandarin>那个你懂:na ge ni dong</mandarin> right, !huh! that is good afternoon, you know the morning morning afternoon evening <mandarin>它的:ta de</mandarin> greeting <mandarin>都是不一样的:dou shi bu yi yang de</mandarin> mah, ya so for the for most japanese it's the same thing but err like <mandarin>那些我妈妈买的:na xie wo ma ma mai de</mandarin> some of my some of the people that I know ah it's like ya in conversational english hor is really damn good


but still got accent <mandarin>还是有那个音腔日:hai shi you na ge yin qiang ri</mandarin> the japanese accent, the japanese accent, ya


got people my side ah people thought I filipino before, filipino, people thought I malaysian malaysian understandable lah


ya pink IC pink IC from birth


err no lah <mandarin>这是我自己称的:zhe shi wo zi ji cheng de</mandarin> ah , really what, ya okay lah let's just err move on to the next topic which is a very interesting top


if humans no longer need to work


hor that's, you know Tesla lah all these everything is automated


(hmm) then what about <mandarin>我们年龄的:wo men nian ling de</mandarin> our age group, I think so too man is


!huh! !huh! they never say need to go singapore casino what <mandarin>去云顶:qu yun ding</mandarin> lor , ya lah understand ya so it's like if they don't need to work those that are gamer will probably be like just sit sit at home everyday like that ah play game ah play game <mandarin>打:da</mandarin> Dota or even worse one <mandarin>打:da</mandarin> maple


err in more recent more recent cases <mandarin>每天整天玩:mei tian zheng tian wan</mandarin> four guys, ah, !aiyo! but actually one thing interesting lah if this was really the case there will be more people picking up streaming


ASMR


ya it's a thing what like they do a lot of this kind of like ASMR recordings then <mandarin>还特地每一个:hai te di mei yi ge</mandarin> mic just for that


so it's like not the mic that I have lah when there's this thing called polar patterns so <mandarin>就是说:jiu shi shuo</mandarin> the mic pick up where does the mic pick up the sound from so <mandarin>这个:zhe ge</mandarin> mic hor can only pick up from the front only, but for ASMR microphones right <mandarin>他们是会:ta men shi hui</mandarin> pick up like say like err


then after <mandarin>把壳了:ba ke le</mandarin> then <mandarin>就突然间一边:jiu tu ran jian yi bian</mandarin> crush <mandarin>东西在左边:dong xi zai zuo bian</mandarin> then <mandarin>在吃右边吃在那边吃所以:zai chi you bian chi zai na bian chi suo yi</mandarin> hear different separate sound, ya, ya <mandarin>有是有的:you shi you de</mandarin> they also on their end they also like (mmhmm) they are quite elaborate lah


but won't you feel scammed <mandarin>给他们拍到很好吃真正去吃的时候就:gei ta men pai dao hen hao chi zhen zheng qu chi de shi hou jiu</mandarin> like what the what the heck is so bland


, Mukbang ah Mukbang, (mmhmm), I mean I also don't know all that lah there are some is like <mandarin>他们是有拍他们自己吃:ta men shi you pai ta men zi ji chi</mandarin> there are also some that is like [orh] <mandarin>只是拍那个:zhi shi pai na ge</mandarin> audio <mandarin>而已没有拍:er yi mei you pai</mandarin> video at all so it's like they just okay so and then the title is like say oh this is a eating a lobster


ya, ya, exactly