then it'll be like, vacation there, ya


okay so one hour is up I guess we can call it a day


err


ya sia <mandarin>有点:you dian</mandarin> deep leh like I don't really know like what I'm suppose to say I also don't know how to say in chinese leh


ya <mandarin>其实:qi shi</mandarin> hor I very lazy one leh like this kind of thing with I need to think so much then I won't I won't really go and do one


ya true true so !wah! Sian sia tomorrow ah I seven o'clock need to wake up leh, ya


!huh! [orh], then actually <mandarin>还好啦:hai hao la</mandarin> ten o'clock,


, [orh], [orh]


!wah!, you haven't even finished your readings ah how many readings you have leh, [orh]


just read only , just read only, !aiya! just wait just flip the papers lor,


ya sia, no lah but usually hor <mandarin>我们会讲两个小时的:wo men hui jiang liang ge xiao shi de</mandarin> but it's just that now because <mandarin>你:ni</mandarin> fall sick mah


eh but hall life quite fun I mean RC life, ya I mean the lunch lor,


actually I realise this thing ah we allowed to speak singlish ah, but it's code switching between english and <mandarin>华文:hua wen</mandarin> eh but then ah, uh


you know that guy from princeton he freaking poster like we should cancel, err singlish like singlish should be cancelled


ya like #gwee li sui# versus like, like the nemo ah I forgot his name sia, no #gwee li sui# lah what secretly, but are we allowed to speak singlish ah


for code switching, ya


ya, but then it's impossible to converse in like <mandarin>那个标准英文:na ge biao zhun ying wen</mandarin> then like chinese like you want to say like no one who says chinese halfway through the conversation were suddenly will have like perfect english one


, , no lah they most they have I don't think I don't think that will be the reason lor


no we are we are going to <mandarin>勉强完成:mian qiang wan cheng</mandarin> this shit okay, ya the <mandarin>任务:ren wu</mandarin> okay we are going to do it, eh but then seriously I watch the video like they are a bit strict leh like on what code switching code switching truly is


but then this this is code switching, like you suddenly speak another language when you talking halfway, ya, I thought is like when you meet with like #ang moh# then you suddenly start speaking in some like


stupid as Twang, ya, ya basically ya that's basically me though, like, Sarong party girl is me no lah I'm not a Sarong party a lot of people say that I'm a Sarong party girl okay


but, and my, ya and my nails and like my


no not the biggest iphone, there's nothing to do with it, and my, I am not I'm a super pretty girl, yes


thanks, okay so, you phone ringing now ah, ah


wait are we allow is your telegram thing allow to go off because they say no background noise like <mandarin>其实是不可以:qi shi shi bu ke yi</mandarin> [loh], eh what the hell cannot fart, is this going to be in the recording


this is going to be used for NUS study leh, okay okay, okay ya, actually they can trace it back to you what, but actually they cannot penalise you for farting lah because


really ah so inside you do anything also they cannot hear us, oh no we should scream leh , oh okay


[orh]


lor, [orh] isn't ah, so that means nothing is sound proof lah


[orh], eh imagine if this thing is not counted as is not accepted then it will be damn like <mandarin>白费:bai fei</mandarin> leh, okay they say cannot code, but then you but you code also is okay never mind but you code is


just because you coded doesn't mean that the whole thing is wrong you know I'm saying, did you code some guy talking chinese, never mind, ya


oh ya okay that's true ya ya ya okay we leave this in lah so like <mandarin>那个:na ge</mandarin> ya, we are not contradicting any sort of rules and also I don't even know is speaking singlish is like allow I don't know if we have to talk like some like some like crazy crazy like some like


person who's like teaching english to like kindergarteners like, today today we are going to be discussing, , , yes today


we will be discussing, phonics, phoenix, oh ya, welcome welcome to the english language O levels listening comprehension


you will be given forty minutes to answer all the questions in the booklet, , is that allow in the code switching thing, okay lah I was okay


I will not for the purpose of passing this I will not be coding in chinese, okay so, err what is, your favourite, Soju flavour, cannot okay


oh ya sorry, oh ya <mandarin>我们不是酒鬼:wo men bu shi jiu gui</mandarin> we are we are not so what is your favourite, ribena flavour, only got one flavour ya


ribena <mandarin>只有一个:zhi you yi ge</mandarin> flavour, !huh! then what got what got more than one flavour !huh! eh flavour in chinese is


oh shit, honest oh can I swear am I allow to swear, okay P P yes, so, oh cannot say that you cannot say that, so


, oh my gosh, cannot, I told you already the potatoes will make you #lao sai# one, oh ya


ya of course <mandarin>这几天:zhe ji tian</mandarin> hor <mandarin>我的肚子很痛:wo de du zi hen tong</mandarin> leh, then I'm like, ya then I told my mom, then she was like oh poor baby


I want to relax you know I want to <mandarin>休息一下:xiu xi yi xia</mandarin> then I enjoy enjoy my youth, no I don't want to, I want to


ya actually but he Sekali he divorced me for like a prettier women, !wah!


ya that's exactly the definition of <mandarin>计较:ji jiao</mandarin> unaware, , eh hopefully this thing how sia as like, if it doesn't hor, I will <mandarin>我会报警的:wo hui bao jing de</mandarin> okay


ya SG secure eh but they say cannot code then cannot, that means can is can is just that we cannot let the ten per cent of chinese be fully coding you know I'm saying but imagine if like, if like they like we pretended to like have a common to pass the code switching requirement then we pretended to like have a conversation


then I ask you like okay so can you quote me like the first five pages of <mandarin>三国演义:san guo yan yi</mandarin> then you just read out like you know like that's what code switching you know what I'm saying right, but as in like I give you I give you an example but you know like technically, ya


no I can leh like the, no <mandarin>三国:san guo</mandarin> eh no


!aiya! <mandarin>我不知道:wo bu zhi dao</mandarin> lah


ya <mandarin>反正:fan zheng</mandarin> hor I don't need to study chinese anymore, they say it's so unrealistic one, ya


ya, that's true, ya, ya I was asked before, because the way I pronounce


ya, ya


[orh], ya I'm also strait's born chinese what, Peranakan, ya, ya


uh wait like that can meh, actually ya can I don't know sia what they want then life is so hard man there's so many expectations for any everyone you know like from


like even from this, do one thing on those power then I still to tutor my duty then her math you know I got a shock you know when I went to the house firstly they forgot that there was tuition so the mother look at me then she was like what the


then she was like oh tuition then afterwards, still in dreamland so, ya, ya


ya, then afterwards I ask her to show me like her, , I ask her like how is her when is her prelim then she said, next week, next week


then I ask her so your grades <mandarin>怎么样:zen me yang</mandarin> like what kind of like how about your grades now from that's then she was like, oh let me find my paper then she went to find her paper then she came back then I saw her paper she got freaking five out of sixty


O levels E math meh but then I mean I don't I don't for her you know for like, for like not doing well then like getting pass ya no like like <mandarin>这么惨了:zhe me can le</mandarin> but then like it's not her fault lah but then like, she has a she has a like one freaking week left then she still failing then she wants me to like help her pass then I also I also don't know what I can do because it's not say I'm like a miracle worker right honestly


bell curve god <mandarin>也不会帮助:ye bu hui bang zhu</mandarin> okay, ya, ya, ya


not really ah, twenty five hour only, , ya that's why but actually I don't mind cause like the more jobs I can take on the better also lah, cause at any at any rate like us to


per hours is like still more than my current pay, no ten with CPF eight lor, okay then <mandarin>我们讲:wo men jiang</mandarin> CPF lah, ya


oh my god ya, same, singapore doesn't even have a minimum wage you know


which is what seven, no lah I got see seven before, ya on actually part timers, ya that is it is it is


ya, ya sia, Sian leh, I know, me too


ya sia


!huh! <mandarin>四十五块:si shi wu kuai</mandarin> ah, ya oh my god you have the same complain as annie, and she was just like complaining to that to to me about that really so funny, ya


, ya


ya sia, okay can, ya same same


eh then Sekali they say not valid then, they did they say one hour in the in the


!aiya! we just record one hour lah, don't Dio might you they will hear this, oh, that's true, will they are we it just really a normal conversation


ya, my mum just said that we have a piranha at home, a piranha, no she thinks she is referring to Yumi Yumi bites a lot she is like a freaking piranha


oh my god I can't wait to turn the fan on leh <mandarin>我很热:wo hen re</mandarin> leh, oh, no lah, not your fault, I blame NUS


ya, ya, ya sia


angry, I don't know my chinese very bad


err <mandarin>半途而废:ban tu er fei</mandarin> not, exactly we cannot <mandarin>半途而废:ban tu er fei</mandarin> eh we be if we stop now it's really <mandarin>半途而废:ban tu er fei</mandarin> leh because it's half way through, ya


ya I know I will cry leh they better pay us the money even if they reject it, but to be fair we are having a normal conversation but we are sweating like pigs, okay I where I could scoop over you need to be like two metres away


why, I am not recording twenty minutes re-recording twenty minutes, no if they rejected it


if they rejected it just means that their standards are like too high like their <mandarin>标准:biao zhun</mandarin> is too high for us so we need to like eat, ya lah you think that the actually part timers the people there they so meticulous meh


ya, but honestly pity the person who's like


going to be ya, like <mandarin>他:ta</mandarin> probably <mandarin>很委屈:hen wei qu</mandarin> leh, really


oh, shit ya, hit or miss I guess we gonna miss !huh! you got a boyfriend I bet he doesn't kiss sia


big ass oh we just overlapped, we really but then how do we re-record twenty three minutes


ya, hopefully they accepted from the kindness of their heart, it's okay, you are damn unsteady


cut the cameras big ass, no no no you already come this far


oh man


I didn't even know that there was a word for potato in jap in chinese


so, Sian sia I don't want to go to work tomorrow leh like <mandarin>如果每天都可以去玩玩:ru guo mei tian dou ke yi qu wan wan</mandarin> then, my life will be good, ya ya basically, ya


it's pretty late lah, ya <mandarin>很远:hen yuan</mandarin> but then, I I really like it lah, cause it's a very chill working environment except for today, ya you live in a condo


so funny, ya I really <mandarin>给他打一巴掌:gei ta da yi ba zhang</mandarin> okay like how dare she asked me whether I live in a condo or landed they literally shows at the kind of materialistic singaporean society will live you like we really live in a <mandarin>社会:she hui</mandarin> okay we live in a society


like we like seriously sia it's a society where people like judge one another by their residential area, ya


ya, ya ya


ya but her daughters are like going to like monash and, err monash the both going to monash, no lah


cause they apply to NUS but they both got rejected, like the her her daughter like got ninety eight points but she didn't get into NUS, and she had volunteered at hospitals numerous times because apparently like her, they had connections or something I don't know


oh


this out, oh my god ya


ya, !aiya! even if they rejected is okay lah I, ya actually can we just record half an hour must record one hour


<mandarin>那个短信:na ge duan xin</mandarin> lor, ya


it says one hour eh


no lah not now lah we recording leh then we ask them


well but this is submitted and approved actually they're trying to train the AI leh, to a should say this you know, if it, ya, ya


, ya, uh


no but they said one hour in the whatsapp, no they say recording once started cannot be stopped or pause until reaching one hour, ya, ya


oh my god, that's horrific leh that's exploitation, no the AI is going to do, needed help


exactly


so later hor I submit one then you submit one okay, no I'm not going to listen to it I don't think it's anything worth listening to, ya


like, the AI will be like, blur, exactly okay but, to be his like, I do use code switching in my daily life


ya everyone does you know like everyone speaks chinese like in at least once per day I feel, I said unless you live in some kind of like #ang mo# fantasy land lah such as such as ya many places like orchard


oh <mandarin>我们不可以半途而废:wo men bu ke yi ban tu er fei</mandarin> we are exactly halfway through, what do you like the most about living in NUS, ya


correct, so


ya, ya


eh but they say hor we need to have a genuine genuine, conversation, but what is a non genuine conversation ah, ya what is a non genuine like I don't like I literally cannot understand because if it's a conversation it is genuine what how can a conversation be non genuine oh my god way you should I I need you should help me close never mind don't don't don't


don't don't there's gonna die dust particles will enter the Soju bottle I swear, of course dust can come in anywhere


I just very scared of dust entry, actually I'm not very <mandarin>清洁:qing jie</mandarin> to be honest


actually why you never apply to year NUS, but you can try for scholarship


eh quite expensive NUS, it's like, might as well go US you know I'm saying, is kind of expensive sia, [orh], oh because you you don't want to like learn from like the different like


[orh] I guess that's where we differ like I definitely like I want to go to US because of the liberal arts education, but I think this cause that's because I'm interested in like many many different subject areas and I think it's impossible to cover so I need the school to cover it for me


is <mandarin>第二年:di er nian</mandarin> woman


ya I thought it's three I thought it's three, ya because it's a ya I mean it tends to attract more liberal people lah


, ya, that sounds more sheepy than liberal to me


well, ya honestly I'm not the liberal call myself a moderate, but I'm very I'm very socially liberal on certain things, like abortion


you can try taking those political compass test,


ya <mandarin>就是:jiu shi</mandarin> but then like I think like <mandarin>那那这种:na na zhe zhong</mandarin> wide wind people hor <mandarin>他们不:ta men bu</mandarin> agree on what, human rights is you know I'm saying like they think that like, they are human regime be infringement by other people's human right so that's why it depends like


which like what constitutes like one person infringing on another person's rights because they think like things like abortion is like the woman infringing on the babies right to a life, like this literally ya


it's not that's why to me lah it's not, yes who I know but then <mandarin>如果我们那样:ru guo wo men na yang</mandarin> [orh], then the conversation will not be genuine then we will be disqualified


but then we cannot like <mandarin>骗他们:pian ta men</mandarin> then we record them said we record also saying <mandarin>我们骗他们:wo men pian ta men</mandarin> like it's like you know those like it's like a thief going to pose in front of the CCTV like that you know


and by the way you know that when I go to work everyday I'm just like a thief, like do you see my outfit like I was wearing like a striped shirt, and black pants and that's exactly what art piece wear


yes I am going to steal the mona lisa, #da vinci# and nola , oh I mean davin chendol, , I know he's not he's in italy


ya we had a frequent argument okay over whether there was absolute poverty in singapore a not, but it turns out I was wrong


ya that's bad, for sure the piece ya that's right but not beast in the way that is like good piece like bad bad beast, but not beast in the way that is like good beast type, bad beast


ya, ya, eh actually you how long do you think when do you like think I can go to the yale and like as in like do you think I could walk over to yale NUS do you think it will be illegal


ya lah <mandarin>我不是那种:wo bu shi na zhong</mandarin> like criminal okay I will not like <mandarin>一个人走进:yi ge ren zou jin</mandarin> yale NUS like I'm trying like I'm like those like <mandarin>鬼鬼祟祟:gui gui sui sui</mandarin> molester kind, ya that's true, but ya I no molester


but there are too many of them in this society that's all I wanna say


oh ya or maybe even in this, really, oh wait how can it be nothing severe


!wah! B


well you know what they say like when he gets more confident then he will <mandarin>慢慢的:man man de</mandarin> like go and like, you know, build up his confidence and then like slowly start to do more stuff and next thing you know there will be cameras in your toilet


so everytime you go pee you better go look around, you better fart in the camera, then he will immediately stop everything


ya very loud then tell him our audio disqualified if it hasn't already been, at least you will give them a laugh you know like the AI listening if AI know how to laugh


like I think it'll I honestly legitimately to god thing that this is going to be disqualified, but at the same time we are into deep so like we can't end this


, that was overlap okay never mind, if our voices sync that's why is not overlapping, ya our voice sync sync that's why


ya I didn't I immediately cannot put video, no it's not very good actually I don't know it's bland, is bland


know the first light was such a beautiful song, ya it was great, the purpose lah, yes in a heartbeat I'll be there for you, you know like, they didn't say anything about singing per say


they also didn't say anything about farting, no ya


but anyway this may be disqualified lah to be honest, but even we going to be disqualified I think it's a fun experience like hiking through the woods, ya I know but it could be fun if it's not raining because the thing with me is that I don't like rain and thunderstorms so if I see rain and thunderstorm so I'll be very spooked cause I I PTSD when I hear the thunder storm


so, if it's very sunny hor, like I wouldn't mind hiking you know what I'm saying, no I love the sun now eh I I've changed, I went to the beach to suntan, cause it gives me it makes me very happy


no but the sun just makes me happy I have no idea why, so I like going under the sun now, ya so I would not mind hiking if like if it's like it was promised that it will not rain


!aiya! <mandarin>这个:zhe ge</mandarin> eh <mandarin>我给那个:wo gei na ge</mandarin> #ang mo# <mandarin>吃:chi</mandarin> lah, !hey! so funny how is he gonna come up to the boosted the male eh


that's so fucking funny, oh shit can I say that, ya wait no, no, things shouldn't happen just because they're funny I could bring the soldier board weight if I bring the soldier board weight around


no but the soldier bottle is a easier to dispose of, that is so weird then you might as well just come and meet him


that was a long pause, that will be funny that will make he be like okay this is my date and what the who the hell and then it becomes like a


no imagine it just becomes three of us drinking together, ya, ya we won't


he is a block of cheese, exactly he's not, okay so you know like I ordered like a bunch of skincare from beauty bay dot com and then it didn't come for four months, and when it arrived it was literally squash so flat that they put a label on it saying like


it was received in this condition I was squashed okay squashed in half, then <mandarin>我看他:wo kan ta</mandarin> then I was like


it's fine leh all the beauty products, except for the vitamin dummies like I abit scared to, ya I bought sugar bear hair, no tati is not sugar bear hers is another one halo beauty


no sugar bear hair is like a separate one is not owned by either james charles or tati, no but I don't even know if it's like safe to eat because it's been stucked in the mail for four months


so like it may kill me or maybe okay but I'll see the expiry date, I forgot, I bought it four months ago maggie, like it arrived four month late


should be around twenty, if it's nice oh I don't know actually if it's if it's nice I bring I bring some, next time when I see you, ya I heard it tastes really good that's why I bought it


I didn't want to buy halo beauty because I feel like tati is like losing her mind, tati is chaotic but she's actually like the source of most of the drama and the beauty community


ya exactly, ya exactly but then who would who's content we will be watching with crossing over, politics, I don't like yolo, I don't like how his one eye go here one eye go there


!huh!, then some more he's not that funny okay, no but I'm just saying that he is a youtuber youtuber's are criticised on every aspect of themselves okay


then somemore he not funny, he's not that funny, but his memes are funny, ya


okay I'm sorry for talking about yolo lazy eye to whoever, he's a nice guy, ya, if it if it helps I have bad eyesight also, ya I'm not much better than him


oh really, I'm not surprised, !wow! I'm not surprised, he's communicating pretty well, yes like a whole he has his own website


oh really, cool, I have no idea, wait who is in listening, [orh]


wells, I wouldn't be surprised


ya, is usually fun, like once you go there like you can really <mandarin>发挥:fa hui</mandarin> your creative spirit, ya, ya


I mean the communications degree is technically an arts degree as well, !aiya! <mandarin>你不要管这种东西:ni bu yao guan zhe zhong dong xi</mandarin> lah <mandarin>你找不到工作就找不到:ni zhao bu dao gong zuo jiu zhao bu dao</mandarin> lah then began ten, that's life [loh] anyway who says like people with other degrees will get jobs plenty of them are out of a job


such as chemistry major, !aiya! <mandarin>你不可以做:ni bu ke yi zuo</mandarin> #tai tai# lah, you will beat him up, ya


I think, ya <mandarin>我要独立我不要我不要男人:wo yao du li wo bu yao wo bu yao nan ren</mandarin> lor, but


then I become like a slave to him like that don't want, ya <mandarin>我不要让一个男人控制我的生活:wo bu yao rang yi ge nan ren kong zhi wo de sheng huo</mandarin> exactly, I want him to be like


, !hey! now, ya


one, , no lah <mandarin>我也是:wo ye shi</mandarin> ten minutes that time I take to run err half round, !wah! <mandarin>很热:hen re</mandarin> leh


ya exactly it is a kick you plan to run this crazy


[orh], OG, [orh], but you got nothing to pick out what, [orh]


!aiya! don't be so concern lah you know what is concerning gap year fifteen okay, I'm ya, that's exactly what I'm going to do, I am gap year hundred fifty, no cap no cap gap year hundred and fifty KG


ya, unprecedented, then after this we turned on the fan okay, really then you clap twice ah, wait I check now


I check now, !wah! <mandarin>我会我会死的:wo hui wo hui si de</mandarin> leh but then <mandarin>我觉得他们不是那么:wo jue de ta men bu shi na me</mandarin> strict the lor if they were that strict hor then not a single person can do it one


ya, ya


, okay I think we only need to clap at the start but don't need to clap at the end, I think hope so I think so yes


they say our speech will be anonymise, our speech will be anonymised, but I don't think ours can be anonymise leh, like we literally drop every single detail about our lives in like the past hour


and like detail about other people's lives as well, like this is impossible to be anonymised I wonder why they wanted us to record one hour, ya


I'm sorry I didn't mean to insult my boss I need my job I need my job I need my job please do not take my job away from me, I'm from NTU, I am from NTU #wee kim wee# school of communication, I go to NTU #wee kim wee# school of communication


ya we are like speaking to the FBI agent in the in the editing, I am I go to SMU school of economics


ya, , no but I actually go to SMU though, yes I'm in SMU, it's late


err economics, ya, so actually economics is very fun, , but sadly we not able to have our orientation activities


no overlapping, we are not able to have our orientation activities at SMU school of economics, because of corona virus so, we just did online Zoom


with the SMU school of economics, I enjoy studying there and reminds me of our JC Nanyang junior college


ya I do miss Nanyang, ya, I don't know which I miss more Nanyang JC or raffles girls primary


remember our days in our RGPS, yes


ya, ya, but I I heartbreak I hug back to the days of childhood


but then, no corona virus, net there is the number one, I always listen to like music and stuff that reminds me of like the past before corona virus


ya how do you know , back when I was in Nanyang JC, back when no back when clubs existed, back when I was in Nanyang JC and studying PCME


yes, yes, yes if you ask me the wrong way


ya, is nice location, can go shopping, with my friend


ya, SMU school of economics like my school lah my alma mater, oh I mean like I don't know what it means lah my my institution of choice


singapore management you know, ah my back itchy, ya


!aiya! I will bathe it I will bathe this place in blood, oh my god shit, eh shit oh my god eh <mandarin>我很怕:wo hen pa</mandarin> leh, !wah! <mandarin>我叫他照顾我:wo jiao ta zhao gu wo</mandarin> okay


suffered stretch, but along there after ten thirty cannot drink


but where got people go supper don't drink one, they confirm will drink, I think they will follow to someone's dorm and drink, girl invite me sia awake


actually, ya but, no I'm not going to give him the food, I cannot


you finished the seafood wrong leh, free food is that, damn it


I didn't know it will be spicy, it is it is really spicy, ya I'm white, ya, three err two and a half


oh sorry sorry sorry, sorry sorry bad bad timing bad timing


, eh but <mandarin>很:hen</mandarin> but <mandarin>很:hen</mandarin> cute leh you buy from Miniso ah, is it that one I think it's at somerset, hows hows she ah


oh okay you should inform me on the institution in two minutes, ya, but is it SMU school of economics no lah I never see her in class,


I thought you are in NTU also, ya, ya


the banana, , really, ya


what's your favourite fruit, same, finally we have we like the same fruit, I love too, ya, ya banana is delicious you can eat it like any possible way


I have like those mushy [ones], well ya every banana has it's purpose so beautiful I feel like a banana


[ah] (ppl) ya [oh] my goodness I am no wonder why my favourite fruit is a banana [eh] I didn't


okay so like what are we going to talk about for this one, think I am not very sure, as in like <mandarin>我们刚才看到了:wo men gang cai kan dao le</mandarin> all those like all those stuff from the writing form right but then like I feel like even though I read already I still don't know understand leh


as in like it's not so deep lah but then like I feel like all those topics right I need think lor and then now when you record and write right I whole day got lecture right then my brain cannot process


ah never mind lah we anyhow talk lah I think confirm can can <mandarin>讲那些东西的反正如果讲不出的话:jiang na xie dong xi de fan zheng ru guo jiang bu chu de hua</mandarin> then we just we just like


just just say something ah sia can one can one, seven o'clock eh I also need leh but I seven o'clock do what ah wait let me think think I seven o'clock


eh no lah but my lecture starts at ten so not that bad lah, ten o'clock, !wah! but breakfast start leh breakfast starts at what time ah breakfast starts at seven so that means that I need to wake up


okay lah but it ends at ten thirty but then my lecture end start at ten o'clock right then I should eat at about nine so means I should wake up at eight, then if tonight my if tonight my orientation group want to go supper


then I !wah!, I don't know leh I haven't finish my readings leh, I have like three readings I know how to finish


read only read you say read only very easy hor, I tell you ah got like forty plus pages book,


RC life ah


lunch have is have lah but like, I want go home, I mean the one isn't that the point of the entire base code switch between english and our but then ah


!aiyo!, (ppc) I feel like we have done this before as a GP comprehension


!walao! his name is what secretly, okay okay fine, !aiya! I don't know, !wah!


I mean the telegram message say that is for a for a singlish, singlish study because they want to learn how to detect singlish right then after that, !aiya! but they say code switching is part of it right the main thing is they want a conversation in singlish so like


as in, as in I don't know lah I think can is can lah but


err, !wah! I hope they don't disqualify this recording cause I cough sia, maybe because our recording too short, Jialat


Sekali I cough then they think I got COVID, what exactly is code switching


but isn't it call switching more of like


so like when you go on some party girl to #ah lian# and #ah lian# to some party girl, oh no


you have the extension to be the girl, nails, biggest iphone


you are most definitely a sarong party girl, and don't deny it, okay fine that that that's valid true


I will validate you, then , !wah! I tell you you know my phone keep ringing leh I tell you confirm is one of my, oh no cannot share right, no no no no no no no it's like got got the telegram message we cannot share right !wah! I was gonna say like some ten terrible word


!wah! Jialat eh I want to fart leh, wait wait wait let me let me like, okay okay I'm not going to fart, yes it is I don't care


I don't care , they can trace it back for me


no no no outside people cannot hear us, no no no no that's not something we should do, oh but okay but I heard right that long ago like there were people who just


ya and the windows are not sound proof, eh as in like, the sound goes down and come back in


as in, I coded, did I


no but as in like I didn't code code what right I rephrase it and I code rephrase it so technically I didn't code, ya I, I isn't coding like purposely


we gonna speak like mediacorp actress


no lah enough oh my god no you must speak like the, oh ah ya welcome to english language O level listening comprehension


, is there a chinese version


I don't know, code switching, uh damn it


excuse you


ribena flavour got one flavour, brother


but <mandarin>味道:wei dao</mandarin> is smell, no no no no no I think let's kept it as it you didn't says anything, , P P full full, okay


oh shit I want to fart again, I'm sorry I think is the potato as, !aiya! Jialat but at least if you #lao sai# right then you will cure your your constipation


can go be #tai tai#


why you have to spend his money ya, no but if he divorce you right then can take away fifty percent of his assets and then like if he's leaving you for a prettier woman you sue him for adultery


can one, ,


I hope it does, SG secure


no lah


is it, okay but I think the bigger question here is which of us will be able to like code the <mandarin>三国演义:san guo yan yi</mandarin> right now if like, why


are you sure like what you are talking about it's not like degrade


ya don't need to study actually I don't know what if I take a chinese studies module, they said that


how I know, I mean they said using chinese <mandarin>但我讲中文都可以的:dan wo jiang zhong wen dou ke yi de</mandarin> lah, okay lah my chinese quite bad you know I heard like there was once I was speaking chinese right and then somebody ask me if I'm malaysian leh


!wah! Jialat, oh shit Jialat how


can we really did we ourselves truly chinese, I am strait's born chinese, but technically we both are, Peranakan oh ya okay okay that's fair that's fair that's like our path to like not being able to speak chinese


but like my chinese ancestry will be so disappointed in me


why cannot, can lah


!aiya!


what the, oh that's pretty that's pretty chaotic


that kind of sucks


wait is this O levels


oh my god


this one need to pray to bell curve god already leh, die lor, die lor, how, die only, it's okay lah they're paying you good money


what's the money like, twenty five oh eh that's worse than my one leh my sec three NA, okay that's right


!huh!, later I think of my CPF then I think of like the four hundred dollars that comes out of my salary my minimum wage salary


I think we have an unofficial minimum wage lah, I think, eight, ya I think seven last time no but I've seen some that pays six per hour leh that's like actual exploitation honestly


I've seen some four dollars per hour that's bullshit, that's actually bullshit, why is work why is life so hard, and blame capitalism


!aiya!, you know you know like I got I wanted to do my then I wanted to get dental right but then like dental is so expensive, I want also like I went to ask my oh I went to call up the university


err dental service like NUH dentistry because I thought that maybe as a student I'll be able to get cheaper then they were told me like, oh err you have to be referred them a polyclinic and like you know how polyclinic functions polyclinic is so inefficient like they take forever to give you a diagnosis so I was like okay how about like if I go there then they were like she was like


and then she said what she say ah err, she told me that, err I okay she told me for general consultation by dental officer is forty five dollars just to check with my teeth are okay


ya but it really is a lot and all I said I call in I was like my tooth pain


then she was like oh do you want to like err a check what is the problem need to extract do you need to do , do a root canal treatment you need to do a filling I was like so like you are telling me that I need to pay forty dollars just to check with my teeth's are okay my tooth hurts why can't you just treat like an A E I don't think that A&E will change me that much


ah <mandarin>我有在录音:wo you zai lu yin</mandarin> ah,


no no no are we what time you oh how long are we recording yourself in thirty minutes, ha, no no no they did not say that we had to record one whole hour


are you kidding me, might as well tutor, I don't care if it's still singlish is a normal conversation the board will thank me for it


it kind of is, I mean, ya it is a normal conversation, what are your mind referring to you know who you think is very thing you me give me five more like a freaking P one lah, your mum referring to you


ah, , you know it's hot


you know what's the messed up part so like there are two sides of this building one side that gets the wind and one side that doesn't, and they put the air con unit on the the side that gets the wind why they don't need the wind we need the wind hello


angry


what other and what are the, okay we cannot <mandarin>半半途而废:ban ban tu er fei</mandarin> oh no that means you have to go more than two hours !wah! then, !wah! okay okay okay I won't stop now


but !wah! if they reject this are we gonna be so sad, , I'm not sweating yet because I think I am nearer to the window


wait ah a bit struck, I have a feeling that it might that this recording might get rejected though, cause like, I feel like there was like move sounds movement


no way no way am I recording again, if they reject this right I think that's all like we find other ways too hustle


you think only way to get something that is of such sound quality is if you you you actually have, the equipment which I don't think any the whole person will have


listening through, listening to all our conversations, I feel like there was a portion right of like the rules that said that our that our when we reply to each other or we talk to each other our voices cannot overlap


ya I think so, and in that case right I think this whole recording is a is gone , it's okay we'll just continue hit or miss only


, cut the cameras big ass, ah


have no I am not going to re-record, I'm not going to re-record, ah shit the bird just creeks,


oh that means your bed is damn unsteady, yes I am damn unsteady oh my god ah, cut the recording lah


oh, what what what why you my potato , yes, it depends on where you I think but I think <mandarin>马铃薯:ma ling shu</mandarin> is very


chinese term, taxi


ya, your workplace is at Tanglin, it's at one mall, ya then you take a bus right


okay lah can lah, joyce


so strange


I, she comes from a pretty legitimate background, many happy


I think very good leh not very good meh, oh, oh


well ya I heard that for NUS math school right if you're one of your parent is a doctor then you have a higher chance of getting in, ya, kind of sake


if you need to, I really have to be in the same position for like what forty five more minutes forty more minutes, err okay wait let me like move myself please don't creek please don't creek


this terrible, okay next time like let's find a easier hustle, !aiyo!, oh <mandarin>怎么熬:zen me ao</mandarin> my thigh, actually where did it say that we have that the first round had to be one hour


, that's going to stay for awhile without the fan, wondering when is the next moment I shall switch it back


no but like isn't it only after you because you have submitting are they paying us for this like, cause you are submitting as a sample right so like only if it gets approved then we do the actual one there's one hour what


so actually we don't have to do one hour right


oh that sucks, that sucks, I mean they like feed it to AI and the AI actually can make use of it but then like they tell us that they disapproved so they don't have to pay us


I can't believe I just said that, I can't believe I said that they are going to watch this they going to listen, oh, okay that's fair


, !huh!, okay sure


I am not even gonna like, listen to it


we all do


oh ya definitely, oh ya, okay


err what do I like the most, honestly to me staying on campus just feels like an extended chalet


I mean I can go to the field and play I guess


it's , it's a kind of communal living experience ya, but


this is a genuine conversation we are just talking about it, oh this set the question what do we define as genuine


sis, dust particles dude I stay in the eighteenth storey what makes you think that dust comes in the window


ya but dust is more prevalent at the lower levels, err I mean


because of the school fees


ah, ya, ya it's twenty K I might as well go to US, and I mean I don't really like the liberal arts, kind of education


ya I don't care


no no no it's three yale NUS is year three


ya, it's crazy and I heard like in the people at yale NUS are a bit crazy like they're crazy liberal, ya like my friend was telling me that his friend was in yale and took a course in yale NUS and it was about feeling while feeling with nature so


what they did was for like two weeks he walked around campus barefooted to feel one with mother nature, I don't know


one thing for sure where the people there a little bit questionable, I don't believe abortion, oh okay fair I I don't really know what's that


I'm probably more liberal centuries, ya although I honestly don't feel like, human rights or something that you can just like


human rights are not liberal okay it's it's basic common sense ya, if you can't respect human rights then you shouldn't even be able be allowed to call yourself a centuries you are right wing


you think you should we should speak slower so that we can drag out the time


oh gosh why


go go steal an art piece, #da vinci# is good


, is there in singapore, ah <mandarin>他飞掉:ta fei diao</mandarin> ah


it's a bad beast


!hais!


I mean if you're meeting someone and they kept you in I think it is okay, as in the bottom line is <mandarin>要有人陪你而且那个人必须要住在那个:yao you ren pei ni er qie na ge ren bi xu yao zhu zai na ge</mandarin> directory


I think honestly speaking your dress you can be dressed like one, okay that that's that's


I think honestly speaking there could be a couple in the opposite yale already, oh no I did hear about like, a possibility though, ya but like apparently it's nothing severe


no as in like it's just this person who ask like who who seems to like always like whenever people go to the toilet and he always like waters from his room when they go into the toilet, but I but he didn't look into the bathroom lah so I don't think it's that bad


, think so too, can we cure Beijing opera lah


, , oh no, oh voices sync that's why that sounded like a national day day leh


that say have you heard the national day song, you haven't heard it yet, I think is the like wait after the early two thousand and ten eleven onwards over right every national day song that has come after had never been good


oh that that one was okay, in a heartbeat was very good, I think we get disqualified for singing


okay that's fair, , okay, ya


!aiyo!, you hate hiking through the words why


you hate the sun, why


did someone buy you drinks there, okay that's nice that's so sure, that's nice, okay find cassia better finish your chicken later hor


oh ya <mandarin>给那个:gei na ge</mandarin> #ang mo#, ask him to returning my box, no as in like I just go to yale NUS quite needy leh


honestly why not just thinking about with you, do it , tell me so funny, excuse me you're bringing the soldier and you're not bringing the dinner that is a double standards right there


you can just asked him to bring the couple right back, I mean


I mean, I don't mind, this is my date and this is the owner of the lunch box, I didn't even notice is he white


oh he looks not bad lah, (uh huh) can we not like mentioned that guy, terrible okay he's a block of cheese, it's not even good quality cheese


o, oh shit


is it the sugar kind, oh who's one tati


wait sugar sugar hair is james charles ah, ah, eh you let me know how it goes I want to try also how much was it


, how much was it, dude how you shop without looking at the


can you remember the price, oh okay not too bad, nice, I heard it taste good


I want to try one, tati is chaotic, they are so problematic youtube peoples are so problematic


sad old job like a normal job, ya lor, why, super lighted


super lighted


but like, he's okay lah, okay I mean I guess okay, okay ya ya ya I have to say


err go back here shall making we, as like he was on dean's list, ya he's really that good


ya, kill eh what's his name kill turban is it, low turban, no it's just a meeting day, and it's shows an meeting day


I don't know if #hui wen# is there, !wah! so do you, wait give me some fun


to where I am in I am going to get an arts degree


okay that's fair, !hais! <mandarin>我嫁给有钱人做:wo jia gei you qian ren zuo</mandarin> #tai tai#, beat him up beat him up


!hey! now that's the exemplary rules, how many minutes are we in already, oh okay that means ten more minutes


ten minutes that's the same amount of time I take to run, for how many rounds oh,


oh gosh, I can't leh I like just now when I ran I I thought one point six KM was no kick and then I started going up hill


ya planning to run because I I was supposed to go running this morning with my with my neighbour then, it was seven and I didn't and barely got any sleep for me right when I run without eating I will pick, I always pick alto outfit


oh ya I got nothing to pick up or I'll faint, ya that's why so I give it a miss lah but then I still felt kind of bad because I wasn't exercising and everyone was so concerned about freshman fifteen


, gap year during COVID fifteen C, oh gosh


oh my god, okay okay, yes please okay wait I must clap at like fifty ninety point, ya right now I kind of doing


I think we don't have to clap I think we just have to end it


okay okay


hope so oh my god, oh what, okay that's great, it's impossible okay they definitely you know where like


, oh god, there's only like things that you can take away from this, oh no


I'm from NTU, you from where,


you know I feel like we are behaving as though you know like the FBI agent, as in the recording


oh no, err I go to where do I go I go to national university of #kuala lumpur#, I'm an exchange student, !wow! you did


wait which department sorry which school, okay buddy


oh my god, oh no the bed creaked again, okay bye


oh ya I missed Nanyang though, I think I missed anyone that I know, wait do I really miss the school Nah but do I missed the people there hell there


RG, , I I don't know I I don't really, I don't know, I don't know how I feel about it


because on one hand when you look back, it's, like yes we were children so it was fun


ah yes


like what clubbing music, when was that when you you're was still into clubbing, oh yes


!aiyo!, that was a terrible subject for you, I think, I don't know I physics just doesn't, it isn't rob me the right way, !hais!


oh ya it's near plaza sing


, alma mater <mandarin>那个屁:na ge pi</mandarin> just like <mandarin>你刚才说:ni gang cai shuo</mandarin> like orientation <mandarin>现在变成:xian zai bian cheng</mandarin> alma mater army but I remember like means lah my my institution of choice


<mandarin>你没有报警:ni mei you bao jing</mandarin> , !ee! eh <mandarin>明天是七月:ming tian shi qi yue</mandarin> leh


ya, suffered stretch, ya it's behind it at the it's along west coast


ya that's what I told them so they say they want to go supper, !aiya! <mandarin>反正如果他们要喝来我房间喝:fan zheng ru guo ta men yao he lai wo fang jian he</mandarin> lah, I really don't know, but I know that they have supply


uh it's probably going to be mine, can going you're going to like, find someone across, are you going to returning my tupperware


oh great but can you finish it though, !walao!, eh okay I cannot swear I cannot swear, eh you know what company is recording this


oh cool, eh you still let the the lady eat so much potato, it's not spicy, ya why


you are definitely white how many more minutes do we have, two and a half, okay I just continue


, eh ya it's so cute actually I don't know I think someone gave it to me


I think hazel got it for me, hazel oh hazel in, hazel is doing pretty good hazel and #gong mai# in the same institution


okay sure before we like leak anymore, details about our personal life, NTU lah, think I am leaving


ya but like we have to moving and failures what, his eyes are so round, ya, whether you really fight I find this like stamp portion just really like weird so floppy you know


just like just like flopping here, ya, so weird, banana, I love bananas because like they go into smoothies all the time


and they go well in every smoothie, ya have you eaten a bad banana, oh okay no but don't that kind that use to make banana cake


(ppl) ya cause yellow on the outside white in the inside


okay let's start err


okay, so we will just go with the prompt first, if you had three wishes what would you wish for


!huh! okay that's a little bit common ah


, well three wish mah what to do okay lah okay lah must, , must be like the you know err, the miss universe, I wish for world peace


, , okay, free, air ticket,


everywhere every part of new zealand, ah, hike around walk around explore all the scenery


ah


like


, if the air ticket is free then then can go anywhere lah, the only thing is the expenses only what after that


new zealand first ah, ,


but if you are going new zealand first, then honeymoon still go new zealand


okay lor, , then , after new zealand go japan


!huh!, err, I don't have friend in japan


ya right , few days there only or few weeks how to make friends there, , ah I want go there and eat eat all the authentic japanese food


then it's okay lor singapore japanese food overpriced anyway, no sushi Tei


okay lah is franchise mah ultimately so franchise food sucks lah so, but out of the franchise is the so called the the not so bad one, then <mandarin>你:ni</mandarin> you want to compare like Sakae sushi cannot make it lah


, then err, ya lor, eat the Unagi, eat the pufferfish


I want to eat all the very exotic and authentic and something that you can only eat in japan, elsewhere don't have or elsewhere got a standard not one


so, what else ah, , ya lor then go there see japanese girls in person, , see only


what touch what talking you , , so <mandarin>煮粥:zhu zhou</mandarin> okay lor


then after that hor


then hor, !wah!


I got a lot of energy and like and I feel that I can and I don't have any like, ailments lah, ah and I feel like my form okay


and I want to play more I want to play I want to like err perform more, but I keep losing like so fast no chance for me to do anything , okay lah my team got one uncle lah probably like in his sixty plus ah


ah I I got play before with other uncles fifty plus sixty plus one ah, but when the the last time when I play in #bukit batok# right the old uncle are really very good one


, , it really depends eh if I, digital your head lah basketball is sports ah, physical sports no way digital one unless talking about err


E-sports ha different, okay lah as long err by the by the age ah fifty plus sixty plus ah I still can run still can jump right, I will just go play lor, probably like those uncle lah but you know, err but maybe by then I will I will be able to have a style ah then I can adapt mah


then I can still play with the youngsters casually, all right, !hey!


中, ya excuses ah you, that's what gyms are for what


excuses , , you always sleep everyday


after you finish your work ah you straightaway eat and sleep


, okay lah previous role not much value add lah


ya I want ya should try lah but


ya I just want to play for fun lah and I try try lor


oh good idea , but probably need to play in the city there only city have basketball court eh


ya, same same


okay, if humans no longer needed to work to survive, what would we do, ya as humans


or maybe you start with yourself ah before you think about the human, now most of the population majority of the people are working just to survive, in terms of what like food on the table shelter security all this mah so this so one day if like


us human being no longer needed to work to get those already, everything is there, then what would you do, ah


ah


for me ah okay, ya that's one of them lah, but I mean to be honest the the play game part ah


is, you know like when people have, err different kind of income different kind of have different kind of life mah that's the issue, and so nevermind nevermind so when err


some people deep down ah they have something they really want to do okay maybe because of err, survival, or maybe err, you know


the the things they wanted to do maybe in our current err society needed a lot of resources, that's why then err they go they compromise, and go into something else, so if you ask me ah that time I think like if if cost and and time is not an issue right what would I want to do I would like to go


some sort of a adventure, I'm personally more of a adventure type lah then, , when I say adventure is not the you know put your life at risk kind lah maybe you know, err if if situation permit


go for skydiving also okay lah, no different, that one is probably to perfect your technique lah for skydiving lah but that's not the thing lah, so


and err, so for me, I want to travel around, and then err, see different things because of for my whole I'm thirty five this year haven't really


like travel much for these past thirty five years, so I want to see the world I want to explore the world so more of the curiosity lah, so which I think I I would like to you know bring


this thinking ah err that ah I will I will err, I think the the show ah star trek right, is a very good show, because it it basically, highlight


when when the whole society has already no longer the need to fight for resources anymore because , initially when we fight for resources is because is cause err resources are scarce mah, so we always fight for resources among ourselves so when one day ah these resources ah is so called scarce one ah become no longer become abundant and limited already right means ah


your basic needs are are realised, so the next need ah of humankind ah is curiosity man


no I beg to differ because


what I what I think is that, err why people have greed, they want to have, err they are power hungry this kind of characteristics ah now ah I believe I strongly believe because it's all branched down to


in a in a, our forefather ancestor the very first homosapiens, don't say homosapiens ah the very first intelligent animal lah apes ah apes, they all they also know that err increasingly they know that instinctively they know that resources are scarce


so you want to get this food ah you have to fight with other species other own kind ah for the food, so this thing ah is already deeply ingrained in their brain, in their DNA and then through theory of evolution


it has been hardwired to all living creatures, have you, have you seen a domesticated cat, when it has all the needs fulfilled ah


any any animals lah,


I saying every single thing is !hey! when your parents want to work twenty four hours then you got two kids you will split that twelve twelve hour to each kid what okay what


I'm just saying lah


don't know leh because from what I understand and read of history ah it's all this conflict is because of


the human wants, and and the reason why the human wants ah, we all know through economy ah economics lah so human wants are basically unlimited, so let's say now the resources are unlimited as well


so your your so called basic needs ah is no longer an issue, so the next ah, when people are in life, there's this theory I forgot what's the theory already lah I know I mentioned be mentioned before mah


there's this err, triangle of needs, so all the basic needs like food security shelter is fulfilled right then these people will look for the next err they will have a next level need so after they will start thinking about oh ah because of err err hardwired evolution then they will they want to have family kids they want to extend their family grow their family et cetera and provide the family whatsoever then after those level is done ah then then they will come to the next err level of need which is their own err self realisation


so for different people are different, different kind activity got different kind of err, ya that usually is self err fulfilling or self err realisation, so for humankind as a whole ah


so far that, yes everything still err tie down to basic needs in the end but if you look, even if without basic needs right let's say you have everything already what would you want to do, like you asked me lah if the whole now I no no need money no need anything


anything is free no there's no no resources that you need to be worried about then straightaway I will want to fulfil my curiosity I want to see what's the world like, I want to see what the universe is like I want to see what's the other side of the galaxy


it's all about curiosities explore you want to explore,


karma, it doesn't have a menu will simply get what you deserve what food will you be serve ah


probably served with simple food


sweet and sour pork, basically all my favorite food ah , maybe that's my karma


ya


all the nice food ah, are all the nice food ah


sounds like a very


, a very dumb food to eat


, rock music lor, don't know maybe is


err no before uni was army so army army was heavily influenced by clubbing at that point in time so it's like R&B


ya, (uh huh), I go clubbing then , err ya lor


per week no lah maybe two weeks once or one month once lor, because because the, ya ya ya I need to pay to go in ah the entrance fee then after that need to get drinks there


don't know leh but most of time, ya so got no I never try gin tonic but err basically I get things like tequila graveyard AK forty seven all these lor


so something heavy so when I go there ah I don't drink drink beer, army lor last time seven hundred


then no money no no, it was like twenty plus only, entrance fee mah twenty thirty plus <mandarin>那个时候:na ge shi hou</mandarin> eh !walao! <mandarin>那个:na ge</mandarin> ten plus years ago leh


and then we go only eating the teen years only what, oh you go work then you go clubbing already can go any club already, by the time you go club is already twenty three


ah <mandarin>因为那个是好像是:yin wei na ge shi hao xiang shi</mandarin> called allowance <mandarin>而已:er yi</mandarin> so it's not


take back is about seven err seven hundred like that


that's why I say lor I didn't really go much clubbing, that one is the ya lah entrance drink after that if I want to drink more we want to drink more right we will buy drinks there or before clubbing we already drink quite a lot then we go


like before we go clubbing right then probably we will go like err the nearby seven eleven or what go and get some drinks and you know get a bit tipsy and high then ya ya ya correct because that one is the <mandarin>穷人的做法穷人:qiong ren de zuo fa qiong ren</mandarin> clubbing ya then


then there's a few occasion where you know err the whole err the whole company the, commanders lah ah <mandarin>还是有什么:hai shi you shen me</mandarin> event <mandarin>的时候对吗:de shi hou dui ma</mandarin> we go together then <mandarin>他有些人会开酒:ta you xie ren hui kai jiu</mandarin> usually <mandarin>是:shi</mandarin> regular officer or regular <mandarin>那个:na ge</mandarin> sergeant major


ah


oh no eh that that time uh uh there is a few times where I was like very drunk


quite quite high alcohol leh the content because shots or hard liquor lah, all hard liquor lah


then the one that I I think the first time I blackout, not blackout blackout lah like really cannot remember what happened there after right was the time where I'm gonna ORD, then my ah my OC ah a malay guy lah but he's a regular captain so


john, you are going to ORD soon come, I'll I buy I buy you I treat you a tequila, must finish you know , then ah I was like I thought he was joking I'm like I don't want lah I don't want lah we just chill can already I'm okay one


then <mandarin>他就我们去了那个时候还有:ta jiu wo men qu liao na ge shi hou hai you</mandarin> ministry of sound MOS, the clubbing that's the most hot club at that point of time lah then , is it,


, !hey!, ya I know, , okay so the tequila was open and ah all the other guys err from our company one was there


then you know everybody was like drinking to me lah then like eh john come lah cheers cheers you know, they will do the beer pot we got we will do tequila shots, then err ya lah I got I I call err some of my own friends come also lah ya then after that err


after some time ah !wah! I think by the time we hit the, half bottle of the tequila right I was very high, then after that just go dance floor dance dance dance dance I also don't what I I I can only very remember a little bit thing only


I only remember I dance with this err I think it's a malay girl lah but she got a have afro head afro hair, she was dancing alone on the dance floor, ya I go and dance with her, I start initially was dance with friends then after that I don't know like don't know what happen


and be bothered , I mean err you don't know lah but I'm just telling you that these people


oh okay you talking about like, you talking about when you start working that kind of club ah ah no no no no okay when the the at my


at my time it was a little bit err more of like a, not just <mandarin>年少轻狂:nian shao qing kuang</mandarin> it's just that that the culture of clubbing culture that at point of time right was very err, free for all lor


!huh! maybe also lah you know so as dancing at the girl part that time I don't know how to Jio girl so, err I just dance dance dance then after that hor after a while hor


that time already broke up with my ex confirm cannot go one lah sure she will quarrel every single day, cause I was going to ORD mah that time I already break up with my ex already what, err two years of army right after the first year army broke up


ah, then err then the second half of the army <mandarin>就是一直去:jiu shi yi zhi qu</mandarin> party lor <mandarin>玩咯基本上是:wan lo ji ben shang shi</mandarin> <mandarin>有一点:you yi dian</mandarin> like err <mandarin>有一点:you yi dian</mandarin> like escape ah


escape mechanism , but okay lah I ya then after that lah then after that, then we drink some more cause still got have a half a bottle left mah so drink some more then


I think I saw I saw a couple of my juniors lah, 体会, puke on the floor no no they went after they puke I was like holy shit then I'm like oh my god I this better not happen to me but I was very tired every time I was drunk and high right I always go to sleep


no ah <mandarin>就就:jiu jiu</mandarin> stay there lah because we #bukit batok#, after that my my err my bunkmate ya send me home


then ah ya lah ya lah so the next thing I know I was ah I was very sleepy I was leaning on the wall like that, so they thought I was puking eh john you okay or not you puking ah you want to puke is it I was like no I very high I want I very tired and very high


then after that ah ah when I got feel that <mandarin>要:yao</mandarin> puke <mandarin>的时候:de shi hou</mandarin> right <mandarin>我就会我就会跟我的:wo jiu hui wo jiu hui gen wo de</mandarin> buddy eh bring me to toilet bring me to toilet I I I think I want to puke , , err no eh


no really I don't really like clubbing already, ya like how old already you know last time ah army ah fittest one of the fittest point in your life ah <mandarin>在那边一直游啊游:zai na bian yi zhi you a you</mandarin> shake shake shake shake shake shake wiggle wiggle dance dance dance you can do that like some sort like minor exercise all night now ah you ask me walk ten kick I want to die already leh


you still want to shake shake shake dance dance dance, no point lor


that one different already you then those that one you mentioned those kind of places ah is more like networking already


socializing literally socializing, so like networking lah in short, no when I say the the girls go there


you hook up, like not hook up lah like they just want to have fun, so their have fun ah can be like if they don't they like they see this certain handsome guy no strings attached ah they want to have fun


so the guys want to have fun with the girl unless like a gay pub then it will be guys want to have fun with guys, gay bar ah never leh, err I don't mind going there to err open my eyes for the first time lah


[orh]


ah I will go to a, like if I'm a guy right I will want to go to the lesbian pub, or lesbian club or lesbian bar whatever, usually it's lesbian club ah, so I just go there and look and see ah


because I I'm the type who don't need to do anything I go and see , but ya I scared ah I will be scared to go to a guy gay pub, cause I I I think throughout my army life right would at the clubs there go lah I think I got told you before right a couple of times this some guy ah or guys ah will


will do something funny lah nothing too much but very funny lah you know like all all [seh] [seh] high already eh goodbye bro you know normally the they want to do like some hug right I'm like okay lah eh bro see you then we hug then his hand ah from my back ah slide all the way to my butt


then he grabbed my butt I'm like what the hell ya because they are leaving they are leaving anyways that's why they do the you know you know ya no choice lor I mean I've been taken advantage of at the end of night then okay lor


too bad lah but a couple of incidents like that already so I think I very scared that gays will aim, aim <mandarin>我:wo</mandarin> lah, but lesbian I'm pretty sure lesbian won't hit on me lah


!huh!


err


[orh] I think you will be surprised


(mmhmm) ya


(uh huh) okay, okay that one the whole place is err got shelter now is it [orh] [orh] so the whole that whole place is considered clarke quay ah


okay lah,


err last time ah,


oh, ah okay there are different tiers the one you go is definitely is the mature, audience or mature crowd


or the not so rowdy crowd okay so last time ah, places like MOS zouk


okay


so ah err, in MOS zouk ah the hottest clubs ah one of the few hottest clubs in singapore right it when it comes to the peak ah


so <mandarin>人挤人:ren ji ren</mandarin> until ah when you want to, but it's something like, err singapore worst MRT, ah


crowding that you can think of in singapore MRT something like that, a little bit squeezier like that and a bit squeezier, so ah when you want to go like from here to the err bartender or whatever right <mandarin>你要挤过一群人你走哦:ni yao ji guo yi qun ren ni zou o</mandarin> !wah! <mandarin>你差不多你最快啊:ni cha bu duo ni zui kuai a</mandarin> like because most of the people are already <mandarin>有点:you dian</mandarin> tipsy high so <mandarin>你已经抓不到时间了:ni yi jing zhua bu dao shi jian liao</mandarin> but I think hor easily ah five minutes there five minutes back easily


okay then <mandarin>还没有算那个在那个酒的时间啊:hai mei you suan na ge zai na ge jiu de shi jian a</mandarin> then ah when when during the peak <mandarin>的时候:de shi hou</mandarin> when especially ah it's very dangerous for girls because money <mandarin>在:zai</mandarin> go through the crowd <mandarin>的时候:de shi hou</mandarin> right you don't know who touch you one err, you ever been to singapore's err christmas or new year countdown a long long time ago so <mandarin>就是这样人挤人:jiu shi zhe yang ren ji ren</mandarin> lor <mandarin>你看那个:ni kan na ge</mandarin><NEN><mandarin>的手去抓人:de shou qu zhua ren</mandarin> oh <mandarin>去抓人:qu zhua ren</mandarin> something like that but but squeezier


, ya lah street smart in a way yes, I I think it's a balance you you need to, must have some guidance ah


ya same lah same lah


, okay


ya lor that time <mandarin>我有做:wo you zuo</mandarin> part time


then actually could <mandarin>以前这样有空这样多时间:yi qian zhe yang you kong zhe yang duo shi jian</mandarin> could have do a lot of part time could have more savings, maybe I could have err enjoyed myself more lah, so and maybe <mandarin>有可能打篮球队啦:you ke neng da lan qiu dui la</mandarin> I'll be more famous even healthier now because of basketball


but now, err like a bit a lot err some missed opportunity or missed err experiences which I know I will never, err get the chance again because I I'm never gonna be eighteen again to play basketball for some famous


so ya lor so err ya probably one of the regrets ah then from now, okay that's the end of the conversation


ya this is #xin yi# ya, okay, I wish to be


happy, healthy and rich, then <mandarin>你:ni</mandarin> leh


!walao! eh <mandarin>不是一样什么高富帅:bu shi yi yang shen me gao fu shuai</mandarin> idiot, that's a bit common ah,


!huh!, ya ya ya ya right


okay what is the one thing that you wish, was free, ya


, then after that


so, err, , err,


because, the places near singapore yet


of course lah you can have a bucket list mah, ah I knew it, then honeymoon you want bring me to new zealand or not


then we can


then we can ways to go easy lah of course lah you think taiwan ah I already go there's so many times explore different places already you think you think <mandarin>这样一个礼拜的:zhe yang yi ge li bai de</mandarin> holiday <mandarin>你可以走:wo ke yi zuo</mandarin> one <mandarin>这个:zhe ge</mandarin> new zealand are more man turn ah, also okay, but I need to slim down first before I go japan


because I am going to meet so many people then I'm going to throw you away then I go and meet all my friends, then you you also can throw me away and meet your friends, you can make friends there


, can so many poeple to meet there, I need to slim down first, see


oh then you won't come back and eat err the japanese food in singapore already, I always thought that sushi Tei was one of the best until I went japan


some about it


offer


, okay


ya can, okay you want to touch also can


[orh] <mandarin>做么:zuo me</mandarin> leh


[orh] I see


well


[orh] four by four okay


I know is because is because


ah then then I ask you, err fifty twenty years later right fifty plus sixty plus when you are fifty plus sixty plus do you see yourself going down to play <mandarin>篮球:lan qiu</mandarin> again, maybe everybody digital ready


okay let me give you a scenario


imagine you are already fifty plus sixty plus, then, you actually decide to go to new zealand with damn good weather, you go during summer


you play, basketball, then <mandarin>你要不要去:ni yao bu yao qu</mandarin> new zealand


actually <mandarin>除了:chu le</mandarin> new zealand other countries also have like taiwan also !wah! is damn Shiok leh because that time when I first went to when I first went to taiwan, then err it was quite cold but the weather was cooling if you, or it's cooling lah it's like maybe slightly lower than our aircon temperature


然后, then


that's why ah the weather plays a very big, role, when doing all these things like I say if Singapore weather is damn good I will go exercise everyday


, , no ah no really but singapore weather is very bad then after that you go out then !walao! Sian Liao


no meh that's why I become fatter and fatter and fatter, ah, what sleep I got so many things to do leh


eh <mandarin>我这样多东西做我的:wo zhe yang duo dong xi zuo wo de</mandarin> work <mandarin>要用脑的:yao yong nao de</mandarin> okay actually <mandarin>不用用脑:bu yong yong nao</mandarin> lah actually <mandarin>不用用这样多脑:bu yong yong zhe yang duo nao</mandarin> lah, taking a break from my previous


role, there is value add is people stir shit, but in anyway in anyway


you should, consider, you should consider err going overseas to play sports, because of the weather, is damn Shiok it's like if let's say hor we go new zealand right one of the things that you want to go probably with fabian and all right is to go <mandarin>打篮球:da lan qiu</mandarin> there


this is the idea right, no lah even though without basketball court if let's say we rent err we rent a airbnb then after that they actually have a yard


you also can play there what, anywhere also can what last time my last time I also play basketball in my room


because I I don't go out one what, mummy don't allow me what


amazing right now I cannot, because everything, enlarge but the space same space what to do, really, , , you know last time last time we can play soccer in the living room now how to


so ya


then then


(mmhmm), what would we do, as human don't need to work, no need to work to survive ah


(mmhmm) (mmhmm)


I will do anything that, err, is legal and, err based on my mood lah


because, now I have no choice right, now I have no choice but to, work for an income so that I can you know live, live the life that I want, so if let's say if let's say I no


like, I mean I want is not luxury it's, err necessities right then


then after that, or as and when I want to go out and eat ya go out and eat lah of I want to eat <mandarin>鸡饭:ji fan</mandarin> then eat <mandarin>鸡饭:ji fan</mandarin> lah, ya, so now it's like that lah but then no choice this reality, right then what about you


want play game maybe


(mmhmm)


can the fake one can or not the sky, okay


oh,


probably they are not the monetary monetary one probably they're looking for, err err some things that are, that are like maybe authority they may bring more harm to people after that


you never know, so, so <mandarin>我是觉得我是觉得:wo shi jue de wo shi jue de</mandarin> err err


not realistic, second thing that is dangerous to be to be realised, I feel


or maybe I I say humans ah I say human kids okay kids


err


then ya then <mandarin>他可能要对咯他可能要的东:ta ke neng yao dui lo ta ke neng yao de dong</mandarin> [orh] okay lah if let's say you want to says that you want to say that love and attention


no lah how to split is so easy to okay lah I would say that I would say that err err


err definition <mandarin>不一样啦我觉得我觉得:bu yi yang la wo jue de wo jue de</mandarin> when with at least there's something for us to fight for now which is err resources as an, things that is tangible stuff, if let's say tangible stuff


people are not not err are fighting for


a good, good cause I cannot see a good cause from it, then you will see, ya I I cannot see a good cause for it lah


it's all these things because, ,


, is no longer an issue


, (mmhmm)


uh,


<mandarin>了解:liao jie</mandarin> okay okay <mandarin>我们的:wo men de</mandarin> topic suddenly very heavy let's change uh topic okay


okay, now, you are dining at a restaurant called karma


ya, ya


, so that's your karma, is because you err err the the thing is the thing is right err, err you don't care about the karma <mandarin>你只是想你要吃什么:ni zhi shi xiang ni yao chi shen me</mandarin>


okay <mandarin>如果是我的话:ru guo shi wo de hua</mandarin> hor, err <mandarin>有一盘食物很精致的食物:you yi pan shi wu hen jing zhi de shi wu</mandarin> a very luxurious plating and all, not a lot of food


ah, ah a bit like fine dining kind, but then


idiot


but anyway ya that's mine, then, okay now let me ask, another question


I didn't ask you this one before why is it rock music


before you knew what you listening to, #fei yu chin# is it, #fong fei fei#, !huh! you go clubbing in army


oh my god I'm studying when you are in army you know, I'm studying so hard, how many times you club, per week


how much as in you need to pay to go in right


I get like things like the ratio, you can voice out you know, so something heavy so when I go there I don't drink you know okay then I ask her where do you get the money from a low of one hundred, okay then I ask ah where did you get the money from ah


!huh!, twenty plus


(uh huh), oh,


I never go clubbing until I go go work okay, I see


!huh! <mandarin>就是没有扣:jiu shi mei you kou</mandarin> CPF ah


okay okay maybe there is contribution but then what I want to know is your is what you take back what's your take back take err seven hundred and fifty, okay seven, actually seven hundred then after that !huh! all on clubbing then after that sometimes <mandarin>你会开酒:ni hui kai jiu</mandarin> right


!huh! okay wait wait wait wait wait you go club you only got one drink, (uh huh)


works by drums there ya then after that how much, go where drink


, okay I don't know


ah, ya ya ya ya, so


err I mean if you don't spend much there usually you won't get drunk right, with just one glass of entrance drink


because yours is shots right there's a lot of shots right ya that's why lah, ya lah because shots mah


you want


I went there before, I went at nine and went home at ten then #ru min# was so angry at me


!huh!, eh last time I got curfew okay nine o'clock is already problem already now no one cares, now I drink so much more


(mmhmm)


okay


so, my god


[orh] okay, then you go and dance with her, what happen


I don't know, because the club the club that I go to all very <mandarin>乖:guai</mandarin> one, really all very <mandarin>乖:guai</mandarin> one they they will never they will never come and talk to you


ya they will not come and talk to you they will give you the the respect lah


no it's raging hormones, it's raging hormones, it is, eh then you broke up with your ex already ah


ya if not you cannot go club a lot , !huh! you break up,


[orh],


(uh huh), what, oh my after they puke then you also puke Liao


then where you go ah, no I mean, that time where you stay


after how you go home , send you home, ah then <mandarin>你妈妈没有骂你:ni ma ma mei you ma ni</mandarin>meh,


(uh huh) (uh huh)


okay <mandarin>我问你如果现在我们去:wo wen ni ru guo xian zai wo men qu</mandarin> clubbing <mandarin>你:ni</mandarin> okay mah


is it because I'm there then you don't dare,


ya,


eh let's go leh I never I never now cannot club lah now COVID nineteen,


not networking lah


wake got, (mmhmm)


no strings attached lah okay, have you been there before ya you want to go


I nearly went in you know, oh I nearly went in because that time I wasn't wasn't really open then after that err err


, okay


but fairly speaking, , ya I know


ah


!ee! then you cannot do anything what the hell, you only can lol lor


okay


immature I don't know whether it's the correct word, hong-kong club I remember the thailand


I cannot remember where's that place that thailand that that whole party's free, I was a bit shocked I think it's very advance club, I I will I will never see, I will never see this kind of scene in singapore


like I went to <mandarin>兰桂坊:lan gui fang</mandarin> in, err hong-kong one is totally different leh I don't know how to explain it's just like very very very different, then err in in


maybe that club that I went to is already for those older people older people in singapore lah as I already starting to work then <mandarin>人家会给你给你:ren jia hui gei ni gei ni</mandarin> err enough space they will come and approach you but then once you show them no right they won't like you know they won't force it on you but then in hong-kong and all right


there there will be lah, so


oh so I don't know how rowdy these people can get, but I believe that singaporeans will be singaporeans they will not do anything too major


I know that will be lah but then I think they will not do anything too major, err then after that I went to thailand, that was a big shocking for me also because I <mandarin>我看到人家:wo kan dao ren jia</mandarin> err <mandarin>吸那个:xi na ge</mandarin> laughing gas lah


then is something like err what, are you serious I I, it is a bit err like how to say there there's no, when you walk through the streets right there is no space for you to breathe I feel


because <mandarin>每个人就在你旁边:mei ge ren jiu zai ni pang bian</mandarin> lor, I feel a bit claustrophobic, hong-kong one, it's still okay it's still a lot of people, but it is not err it's not that bad as thailand and maybe maybe given thailand's weather and all


that whole situation is not helping, that time, that time my my <mandarin>戒心还是有一种就是就是:jie xin hai shi you yi zhong jiu shi jiu shi</mandarin> like eh hello you need to you need to you can be close but not that close to me


ya so


a bit shocked lah the nearest that I can think of is maybe err in, in clarke quay how to say ah, err, you know clarke quay that whole that that<mandarin>中间不是有一个:zhong jian bu shi you yi ge</mandarin> fountain lor


the other one is to the is to the rest of the clubs and all these things then the meeting point is always at the fountain


know, oh <mandarin>那个地方:na ge di fang</mandarin> then


so <mandarin>我觉得新加坡的:wo jue de xin jia po de</mandarin> and I stayed quite late, so I think that it wasn't, ya it wasn't, that, bad, in singapore so I cannot really I cannot really visualise how zouk is like


in Singapore, ya I cannot visualize I cannot visualize how how squeezy everybody is you here there and all because, the places that I go to now maybe I go also


err how to say ah more refined, in a way


MOS <mandarin>在:zai</mandarin> clarke quay right


uh it's not like the


at Jurong east, okay I know ah, !huh! <mandarin>有这样夸张:you zhe yang kua zhang</mandarin> meh


tipsy


you don't know who touch you, oh I did I did I did I did


err <mandarin>我我那第一次第一次:wo wo na di yi ci di yi ci</mandarin> ton night <mandarin>的时候哦我就在:de shi hou o wo jiu zai</mandarin> orchard lor <mandarin>那时候我在:na shi hou wo zai</mandarin> paragon <mandarin>做工嘛:zuo gong ma</mandarin> the <mandarin>我就特地讲我要:wo jiu te di jiang wo yao</mandarin> christmas err eve <mandarin>的时候去:de shi hou qu</mandarin> then <mandarin>我做晚班:wo zuo wan ban</mandarin> then <mandarin>之后我就去:zhi hou wo jiu qu</mandarin> ton !wah! it was such a nightmare for me because the nightmare wasn't because of the crowd


the nightmare was actually my my parents that time I still together with my ex mah, so


ya then after that I you know I just want to be like the normal people, who can, who can <mandarin>随时已经几岁了那时候我已经蛮大了十八十九还是二十岁:sui shi yi jing ji sui liao na shi hou wo yi jing man da liao shi ba shi jiu hai shi er shi sui</mandarin> I can't remember


I cannot even go out, or like after eight o'clock you know, unless for official reasons, so,


then err I ya lor any <mandarin>机会我可以留迟我就留迟:ji hui wo ke yi liu chi wo jiu liu chi</mandarin> lor


I want to, ya I I think it's the, now lah now for the people who who still go out and drink like maybe like sharon like all these things or all these all these people lah


but then


and the thing is that <mandarin>你把那个小孩子绑在家里如果他是本来是一个很:ni ba na ge xiao hai zi bang zai jia li ru guo ta shi ben lai shi yi ge hen</mandarin> introvert <mandarin>的人他不爱社交:de ren ta bu ai she jiao</mandarin> don't like to don't don't like to talk to people and all these things right it's okay like perfectly fine it's a bit like err you know


so, ya lah I mean like all these things ah because, err I wouldn't say <mandarin>你出去玩就是学坏:ni chu qu wan jiu shi xue huai</mandarin> but then in the traditional err mindset <mandarin>他就是学坏哦你出去你就是学坏:ta jiu shi xue huai o ni chu qu ni jiu shi xue huai</mandarin> at least for my family lah okay lah <mandarin>很像是没有很像很像你去打篮球明明就是去打篮球:hen xiang shi mei you hen xiang hen xiang ni qu da lan qiu ming ming jiu shi qu da lan qiu</mandarin> but <mandarin>你妈妈每次看你你看你一直在外面就觉得哦你在外面学坏了是一样道理:ni ma ma mei ci kan ni ni kan ni yi zhi zai wai mian jiu jue de o ni zai wai mian xue huai liao shi yi yang dao li</mandarin> lah I mean using their language to talk so now I'm trying to say is


you, you cannot you cannot tie down your kids, at home in the event your kids wants to go out and play let them go out and play, like


you don't be like don't be like err err of course there, okay don't be like me like that


work, or maybe face real situation your reaction time is just this, you take a lot, longer time than the rest and that's when, you lose out, so <mandarin>对我来讲哦不用读这样多书的你只要读那些:dui wo lai jiang o bu yong du zhe yang duo shu de ni zhi yao du nei xie</mandarin> basic <mandarin>的:de</mandarin> get recognised you can go anywhere because because you have the street smartness


you may have a scholar right damn good at the the , err academic give you all aces and all but simple common sense don't have that's something that I cannot accept, even at work if you tell me say you are scholar then after that you use the carbon paper to chop right you expect the chop will go


go to the next page ah then you tell me you're scholar sorry ah I don't accept this nonsense, and, and, and like I say right yes


you may meet like better better err people who will guide you along more willing to guide you along because you are, you are not that err err, err


so <mandarin>人家会去帮你:ren jia hui qu bang ni</mandarin> humans are being humans so, so


may not agree, but, I feel that you need to be


ya, of course it's a balance lah, ya you need to have some guidance you need to know you need to know err err how to manage the situation


and if you really want to be management team if you want your kids to be in the management team right, let them go and play because that is when, they can be taught management you can be a scholar but then can you manage


management skills is totally different leh you can you can have zero zero academic papers ah zero credentials ah but, you, you can if you can manage a team well hor


you you are a leader already that's the difference <mandarin>所以所以呃我觉得啦:suo yi suo yi e wo jue de la</mandarin> yes there is a balance there will always be a balance <mandarin>你不可以让她每天出去这样晚当然不可以:ni bu ke yi rang ta mei tian chu qu zhe yang wan dang ran bu ke yi</mandarin> the basic things <mandarin>该做的:gai zuo de</mandarin> KPI <mandarin>你还是要做:ni hai shi yao zuo</mandarin> for example


pass your pass your like maybe err O A levels or maybe get a basic cert you can don't get err you don't you can don't get an A, but, what makes you different is, how you manage certain certain situations that others can't


in the real in the real work lah, so, so that's what I've learned all these while lah and I really very very err, I regret a lot


err not to stand firm on what I, what I think is right last time I think that oh, I think I can go down to go and play with certain friends if I were to insist more right probably I wouldn't feel so tied down last time


I did not I did not play my part that's the thing, is, has been brought up this way so they are my only example to follow never once in my


then <mandarin>我讲妈妈收住怎么弄不见他锁住他讲不用紧你:wo jiang ma ma shou zhu zen me nong bu jian ta suo zhu ta jiang bu yong jin ni</mandarin> just <mandarin>报失:bao shi</mandarin> lor, just err err say say that it's lost, make that, passport invalid and you'll get your own passport go and go and make it yourself which I think is valid but then I didn't have the courage to do that because that's the authority my mum have over me that time


because because I have, I I did not show my parents that I can survive on my own what


I can rely on someone reliable, err outside so so <mandarin>我觉得那个是我没有做好的一个:wo jue de na ge shi wo mei you zuo hao de yi ge</mandarin> part


I didn't put in any effort I just accept the fate, that was, in front of me I have no choice, until


(mmhmm),


get back again


okay


I know right like I last time <mandarin>每一个月:mei yi ge yue</mandarin> travel <mandarin>一次:yi ci</mandarin> eh now right I can't even like, spend my money or anything like


that one is for you lah for me right I always like to travel to worldwide you know actually it's not worldwide like, like I have only travelled to, asian countries you know, cause I, I'll, rather being, in somewhere I somewhere I familiar with than like


outside, maybe next time I could bring you to like <mandarin>泰国:tai guo</mandarin> ah cause like you know


but the toxic you mean like what sia


oh !aiya! that's normal mah cause you know the people over there in pub <mandarin>喝太多然后醉:he tai duo ran hou zui</mandarin> Liao mah, I mean like ya <mandarin>他们喝很多:ta men he hen duo</mandarin> mah it's their fault obviously lah I mean like who ask them to go drink a lot in the first place you know, but instead of going to the pub maybe like we could go to other place cause like you know thailand is very big so like there's a lot of places that you haven't discover yet


oh what you believe ah what you what you see ah


maybe it's because you know they, err know like, maybe like maybe the person from a guy change to a girl, I mean like transgender maybe lah because in thailand right transgender is like quite normal lah for them, because you know many guy feel like


being a girl have much more priority I mean like have more, things to do not like guy


I mean, thailand right <mandarin>有很多:you hen duo</mandarin> like #chio bu# one but the thing is right, the #chio bu# right is only at some place ah, but the thing is right, transgender even if you, see just just some, transgender person in thailand right


Sibeh like good person one, it's a good person they are like Sibeh kind ya ah you know, but the thing is like you travel thailand is not because to see, a #chio bu# only you need to go there enjoy the culture you know


like maybe thai culture like maybe you can go there enjoy like some, then right you will see a <mandarin>那个马路:na ge malu</mandarin> right <mandarin>有很多水:you hen duo shui</mandarin> one like flooded with water cause like you know what it's called water festival for a reason


ya it's only a festival you only can like, enjoy in thailand


that's what you know you go there is to enjoy the culture you know to like


ya there are many foreign people like Angmoh people like to like go there and enjoy the festival there cause you know thailand festival is like very wild and crazy, like you know if you go to a pub


it's the same craze is the same as there is like the craziness level is like, it's the same lah <mandarin>一样:yi yang</mandarin> lah


the <mandarin>食物:shi wu</mandarin> lah the <mandarin>食物:shi wu</mandarin> is like very nice lah Sibeh like, very nice it's it's just Sibeh good lah I tell you, I mean like, mostly all the food there you can find is like, spicy lah but most people cannot Tahan that lah, but, their spicy level right


it's not really that kind of a level where you cannot Tahan one ah most people thought that, thailand right they eat spicy food until like they cannot Tahan but mostly not all lah I mean like ninety percent, maybe you


you know like


ya true lah but because I mean like, maybe they learned it from <mandarin>泰国人:tai guo ren</mandarin> or maybe like <mandarin>泰国人:tai guo ren</mandarin> migrate here then like, they do they like, make a job here or what, or open a business here


I mean like, true lah but that time when I go to Taipei right, !wah! their leg massage Sibeh Shiok also you know


哦, ya true lah, Taipei when I go Taipei right, Taipei Sibeh Shiok one lah they are like the entertainment right is like


on a different level, best, like not best ah, okay


it's like, but the other thing that we also can like


agree on is that


I mean if you buy a bubble tea at singapore right, it's it's Shiok also lah but the thing is not all bubble tea shop in singapore is like very Shiok, but if you go to Taipei right, !wah! I tell you hor <mandarin>他们的:ta men de</mandarin> bubble tea right


it's made from the same ingredient and ya their sweetness level is like, same not like singapore which is not the same lah, for every shop


you know


#xing fu tang# is like, the brand that I like the most is like <mandarin>老虎老虎:lao hu lao hu</mandarin> is like Sibeh <mandarin>好喝:hao he</mandarin> one their sweetness right, it's like over standard ones like Sibeh sweet until maybe you can have diabetes or what one but


their <mandarin>珍珠:zhen zhu</mandarin> right is also the best, ah you should you can try man, it's like


ya it's a bit cheap lah I think it's a bit better than koi sia, ya their <mandarin>珍珠奶茶:zhen zhu nai cha</mandarin> I mean their brown sugar <mandarin>珍珠奶茶:zhen zhu nai cha</mandarin> right Sibeh <mandarin>好喝:hao he</mandarin> eh


I mean I can maybe like we can like take order a delivery right now, that, we can like try out


can ah sure ah


!aiya! mobile legends bang bang ah !aiya! game outdated Liao lah <mandarin>没有人玩:mei you ren wan</mandarin> Liao lah


no ah can ah, belkin belkin, no can can can


can you talk any topic you want or not, belkin belkin, !aiya! my favourite hero ah I always like fighter or mage


I mean like I always play for me like, there's no favourite hero lah cause like I can use any hero lah


Simi six seven twelve, !aiya! that one is because you know <mandarin>第一次用:di yi ciyong</mandarin> hero mah <mandarin>然后:ran hou</mandarin> like I still don't know the skill very well


but if you let me use other hero that maybe like I used for quite awhile already hor, Sibeh Zai Kai one I can like maybe like, get, err twenty one twenty one seven


like I said and I do not have main hero, I also don't have most played hero eh I like use every hero equally the same lah


oh my god !walao! don't expose me eh I mean like ya I used diggie a lot lah but that's a good hero man with a lot of stunts


then like, how to say ah, !wah!, today's weather, a bit hot ah


sorry lah the window is closed you know I cannot see, true lah but the thing is nowadays but I stay at home for two days I never go to school because my ankle so I don't really know lah


ya, then like, !wah!, Simi cold or hot, !aiya!


you mean err


sunscreen, ya I mean like cycling is a good hobby lah <mandarin>我也是要买一个脚车:wo ye shi yao mai yi ge jiao che</mandarin> lah but the thing is I decide to like


so like now the PC I use right, Sibeh bad lah it's like, I mean I can get around like ninety frames per second like some game


but the thing is right, I rather have a PC that can like get over three hundred frames like, is most Shiok lah when I play game, !wah! ya lah !wah!, I got cheated lah I should have like research more lah instead of like


maybe I agree to what the seller tell me to do, was ya I used carousell I mean carousell is a I not trying to say carousell seller is not good lah, maybe like maybe they don't know some parts very well that's why


maybe I buy from a guy that, doesn't sell parts doesn't really know about PC gaming, ya <mandarin>因为以前我不懂什么是不懂那些:yin wei yi qian wo bu dong shen me shi bu dong nei xie</mandarin> parts mah until like <mandarin>我买了后我用一下然后:wo mai le hou wo yong yi xia ran hou</mandarin> like


what, then <mandarin>我才觉得:wo cai jue de</mandarin> oh the part that I, that guy sell me


I mean the main purpose for phone is like maybe call people text people that's it only what you can buy like one, fifty dollars phone and can do the same function so like, I feel like, phone lah you don't even you spend much on phone lah like all those iphone XR <mandarin>一千多块:yi qian duo kuai</mandarin> one and ya cannot Tahan lah <mandarin>一千多块:yi qian duo kuai</mandarin> the function is still the same what you just only add four camera might as well go buy one uh canon camera right


I mean like, if you buy phone just for camera might as well go buy one canon camera, if you like, buy for others, type of stuff like maybe play games to have a better performance, I mean like I mean it's okay lah but the thing is


even a cheap one also can get you a good performance, good performance, a cheap phone can give you like maybe two hundred dollars phone can give a good performance


don't talk about nokia nokia, err extinct already lah, ya


ya ya I know release not long also right together with the newest phone, it's like <mandarin>对:dui</mandarin> lah it's like, but the thing is that phone right is like quite small lah and not many


people that use phone like a small screen because like bigger screen is better and you can see better small screen small phone with small screen is like it's so small and like need to zoom in in order to see stuff, bigger, a bi


I mean, maybe some it I mean like what you say is true lah but the thing is right


your thumb will always like like touch each other and it's difficult for you to like, press on buttons


ya you go shopping right <mandarin>你可以找很多:ni ke yi zhao hen duo</mandarin> cheap tablet <mandarin>的:de</mandarin> but I tell you right <mandarin>那些:nei xie</mandarin> but not to buy ah best to just buy a phone with like maybe like six point four inches


why you want to buy a S twenty you can buy a S ten plus what it's also the same function mah then the camera is like maybe like slightly like three percent, not that good, but that compare to the S twenty


I mean like iphone ah iphone I don't know whether you can consider good or not good lah I mean


good wise for camera but <mandarin>每次都要:mei ci dou yao</mandarin> update update IOS <mandarin>的:de</mandarin> Sibeh <mandarin>麻烦:ma fan</mandarin> eh, three GB


!wahseh! for me like maybe it's like, one GB eh, I mean like because you know android <mandarin>我们不用一直:wo men bu yong yi zhi</mandarin> update <mandarin>的我们也是可以拿:de wo men ye shi ke yi na</mandarin> like


high we also <mandarin>我们的电话:wo men de dian hua</mandarin> right, is also can get some good visual one the security also like very very high one


I mean that if you want to download outside is your own choice mah, it's not like you must do it also


I mean if you download from others when you download app from others site right obviously before they download right <mandarin>他们肯定问你:ta men ken ding wen ni</mandarin> ah you sure you want to download this


but if you press yes obviously you accept the risk lah so like, it's not uh android where it's not, you know, it's not that android security is very lousy lah Laoya it's just that you agreed on it


obviously lah maybe like, you know <mandarin>如果你的电话:ru guo ni de dian hua</mandarin> err, like your stuff they say that all your stuff got deleted or wiped out then maybe like, all the picture you save in your phone all gone


but you know with SD card right <mandarin>你可以把照片:ni ke yi bs zhao pian</mandarin> save <mandarin>在:zai</mandarin> SD card then <mandarin>如果你的:ru guo ni de</mandarin> phone data <mandarin>什么东西有问题:shen me dong xi you wen ti</mandarin> right, okay <mandarin>的:de</mandarin> cause you can retrieve it from your SD card


but have you heard the SD card provide free space


there's some SD card hor <mandarin>有一百多:you yi bai duo</mandarin> GB then <mandarin>你不用:ni bu yong</mandarin> don't <mandarin>你不用浪费你的:ni bu yong lang fei ni de</mandarin> phone space <mandarin>你可以用:ni ke yi yong</mandarin> SD space


!aiya! <mandarin>应该没有听过:ying gai mei you ting guo</mandarin> ah but have you heard of, maybe like singtel M one for having fifty giga for twenty five dollars


but the thing is right, err you know because you know <mandarin>我的:wo de</mandarin> plan right, err thirty GB for twenty five dollar <mandarin>的:de</mandarin> but you know


my father right <mandarin>他们讲:ta men jiang</mandarin> oh are you err, LTA member LTA err officer then right, my father <mandarin>讲:jiang</mandarin> ya, so right, when my father say yes right <mandarin>我有那个:wo you na ge</mandarin> five dollar percent off


I mean five dollar off, ya, d


err I don't know lah my father <mandarin>是:shi</mandarin> like LTA officer ah so like, I don't know whether it's a downgrade or upgrade lah


I don't know lah LTA also same as police what


ya, Simi PLTA, I thought it's authority, ya it's land transport authority ya it's like mostly they like


do all those planning for the you know the MRT, map err <mandarin>那些:nei xie</mandarin> track


ya true ah cause like you know, because of MRT


!wah!, MRT right, singapore MRT right, connect you to every place in singapore, and you don't need to take taxi car or anything just take MRT and you can go to the place where you want to go


ya it's about like maybe <mandarin>八毛一块一块多:ba mao yi kuai yi kuai duo</mandarin> Sibeh <mandarin>便宜:pian yi</mandarin> ah, what, it's like


ya sometimes right in some occasion like some festival on the new year, !wah! MRT right


you know, I mean no sometimes you know maybe in the past there's more than that, true lah, and some more when you know the new the new train that connect the new train the new route


ah ah <mandarin>我忘记:wo wang ji</mandarin> Liao !wah! my memory not very good ah, I also like that east coast east coast plan


yes the thing I also interested in all those east coast east coast east coast plan


I mean, if you ask me that kind of question lah <mandarin>我也不懂:wo ye bu dong</mandarin> cause like <mandarin>我没有看这些东西的:wo mei you kan zhe xie dong xi de</mandarin> lah so like


I mean we also not at that age to do it also


if you ask me right I'm a both person man, I mean like


in my <mandarin>泰国:tai guo</mandarin> house right


if I only can choose one`, I would rather not choose lah to be honest cause like you know I can't be bias to both


!aiya! I would rather go down and suffer with them, we see lah cause you know to hard to choose lah if I save one, then another one how you gonna watch them let then you know die or what so I rather jumped down and suffer with them


I mean, it's it's whether it's just that if you ask me ah but I don't think my dad cats and dogs are that stupid to jump, are that dumb to jump in the river


I mean ya I teach them a lot of stuff so like, then


err <mandarin>我:wo</mandarin> rather <mandarin>选:xuan</mandarin> fish ah bird <mandarin>不用:bu yong</mandarin> lah, cause you know through like


ya because, ya I heard of it and I only heard that, fish no eat no eat up fish don't eat other stuff fish only eat fish


and shark eat fish, No, ya sometimes some occasion ya, have you ever heard of shark eating human too