but then like for others right I cannot like, I don't know I feel like I can do calculations right but then because like there's no practise in uni one what right so that's why I cannot like do but then I don't know my quiz and, assignments right I always get full marks it's just the test like if my test can


get high enough right I can constantly get A one, depends but then cause now online so it's all open book but then open book is still calculations only so I don't even need the book


I have but like I don't know leh I just cannot get eh, right I don't know why eh, but I hate project also, ya okay if you do with your friends oh no oh my god talking about project about friends right I have this like one friend apparently ah like he doesn't do anything one okay it's not my batch one like my friend's batch


apparently like, he, like don't do anything in project one like, or not it's like, then like my friend, was like, helping to tank like cause <mandarin>有:you</mandarin> four of them then three of them was like tanking for him


then now right, cause it's a new another mod what right my friend was like <mandarin>我不要跟你:wo bu yao gen ni</mandarin> group Liao


no eh my friend just <mandarin>没有:mei you</mandarin> include <mandarin>他:ta</mandarin> eh ya, like because one of them message me ask if I wanna go with them but then I different class what right so I cannot go with them then


I was like then after that I ask my friend lah like because my friend was like saying then I was like oh no wonder <mandarin>他不再里面:ta bu zai li mian</mandarin> ya like everybody know you know like


I wouldn't say they are good good friends because like something happen between them but then they solved it already so they are like okay now, but then like other than that ya they are like friends, have this


just online lor online only, err my this this sem one don't need present so you just do out, because is err accounting eh, is it accounting no no it's stats stats so you don't need present


ya, it's not PPT it's just answer questions ya ya but that's for stats no but then previous previous mod we need do PPT we need present, ya but then no was online ya


so we just like use zoom then we record the meeting so we just upload it ya, no got some depends on which prof like what kind of prof but because our prof all in america, so then cannot cause ya like their consultation time is all like at night for us morning for them so like eight PM for us eight AM for them


but then because like our class time is like twelve PM right so then we have to submit by like that timing that time frame one what right so they can't be awake at twelve AM just to see us ya so then I think they rather just us upload then they grade through there but it was okay lah cause like I don't know then you won't feel the nervousness like you don't need to do anything you can just read off the script


then <mandarin>我们:wo men</mandarin> just do our script again like cut the script lor everybody just cut some then it will somehow match then we will just okay everybody talk faster so then we talk faster, then it works


because for that particular about the presentation skill separate, ya so it's like how well you present you get different grade that time pioneer resource you got the same rate ah then decide, oh


right no it's like I don't know, and <mandarin>你们没有:ni men mei you</mandarin> practise,


oh !wah! !wah! that's bad though


no that time there was one presentation I think was like the first or the second one cause we have three in total, I think was the second one eh I forgot first or second then we realise we not enough time so then we were like okay everyone just talk faster so we talk faster we thought we will get like mark down for that or what but then you know in the comments my teacher was like good speed eh then we were like oh very good then we all like damn shock cause like


we thought like at least like you know he will comment like okay you all don't have to talk so fast or what but then in the comment he still say [orh] that was a good speed wasn't very fast, ya he's american prof okay actually ya he speak okay actually he's


I don't know but like okay lah ya he was was quite nice in marking our projects like our projects get ninety nine point five ten, but I got friend get no but then one of our like the what is it called ah the, research paper was damn low was like twelve so then we were like damn scared ya it's also him right that's what I think but then cause our written we looks like you know when you present you can just say what you want so is enough but then cause written right there's like maximum pages to fulfil as long as double spacing so then we not enough to write inside


that's why that's why then like that was like bad


[orh]


no because because <mandarin>现在是:xian zai shi</mandarin> online what right so then <mandarin>我们可以我们:wo men ke yi wo men</mandarin> record <mandarin>的时候我们就:de shi hou wo men jiu</mandarin> time so then, then <mandarin>如果是:ru guo shi</mandarin> over [orh] <mandarin>有一次我们:you yi ci wo men</mandarin> overshot like ten minute because it's ten minutes only what we overshot by like few like not few seconds but like ten like


ten minutes and like I think like five seconds of seven seconds so then we tell our friend okay you just cut like you know those stuttering part, ya, if


I don't think got plus minus okay because we don't know how this prof mark right but then because for our first presentation we were like nine minutes plus we really just nice nice meet fifty something second then he say oh very nice below timing so then we were like saying that [orh] okay we really cannot exceed them because he already say below timing so there was some people that exceeded


but I don't know if they got marked down or not but then because we didn't exceed right then he also commented good timing so then we assume that if we exceed, then he will , like <mandarin>如果:ru guo</mandarin> overshot <mandarin>我们:wo men</mandarin> just keep redoing there was I think the last one or the second one


then


just to present and record, [orh]


有的是, oh there's another one that we have to talk for twenty minutes but then my my group only talk about thirteen minutes ya no ya you know you that one we were like okay we add a bit more we talk very slowly so <mandarin>我们真的:wo men zhen de</mandarin> so right


the elderly ya we just talk like not say very slowly lah but like slower then, , I think like don't talk like too slow but like moderate like [orh] you know did like that like that


right no that time my like in JC cause we got project work what right then like !wah! because then there's oral presentation like at the last last one, we have to present what we research on so then I was the first speaker so then we train like we really do it for like a whole month or something like that just to make sure we can memorise it don't talk too fast


so then every like my whole group was just nice you know we are very nicely like <mandarin>准准:zhun zhun</mandarin> the timing very nice for everyone we hold to it's like it's a must not must to hold but like, it's like to show that you got script but you don't look at it so we hold it just to like you know hold to not make you nervous no we were like no one read okay we have to just look at the


like because you have to look around it's like you know the presentation skill where you have to look here look here then you have to point it's like ya so then I did that !wah!, I was so nice in every practise right then suddenly there right, because we have a friend like to like signal us the timing like is


no it's just like two groups and it's like that they are your audience and then like invigilators right ya then I suddenly talk damn fast sia I panic at the end and then I started slowly I thought I was normal speed you know then when I ended I looked at my friend eh I think I talk to fast my friend was like no it's okay it's okay ya because I was the first one then like


ya but then okay lah it was okay lah, [orh] all of us was nervous eh and some more we were like the second half to do so we are after break you know so like you see of friends do already then your friends like end already right no and what's worse was my class was the second last day


so like, everyone finish like the whole school finish left like these few classes right, ya that's like the worst thing like you see everyone enjoying right then suddenly you still there doing eh, ya so okay


okay okay <mandarin>我们来:wo men lai</mandarin> start


eh <mandarin>刚才你讲什么:gang cai ni jiang shen me</mandarin> question ha


err, [orh] okay if humans no longer needed to work to survive what would we do


!aiyo!


okay, err then after that, what other questions do we have


!huh!, what other questions do we have, not nice, today's lunch is terrible my tongue almost went numb from your veggie eh then next time spend the time to cook nicer things


, not nice, I cook I cook Campbell soup


(hmm), [orh] got another nice question what everyday activity would be torture if you have to do it for eight hours straight


then don't cook ah call delivery lah


, [orh] if you were to eat one dish for the rest of your life what would it be


something delicious like what lah, dish ah, one dish


, !wah! abalone, what would be the worst buy


one get one free sale ever, I


!huh! <mandarin>罐头买一送一不好:guan tou mai yi song yi bu hao</mandarin> meh


eh, ,


if you can instantly master three new skills what would they be !wah!


err


what skills eh, investment, , eh <mandarin>你跟我讲话有没有:ni gen wo jiang hua you mei you</mandarin> overlap <mandarin>到:dao</mandarin> ah


okay <mandarin>不可以:bu ke yi</mandarin> overlap ah, , err if you have any unusual superpower what would it be !wah!


!wah! what would it be, what would the unusual superpower you want


!huh!, superpower, (hmm), (hmm)


!wah!, if you drop everything to follow your dreams what would you risk


if you drop everything to follow your dreams what would you risk


err, dream ah of course is to travel the world lah


ah then after that, <mandarin>什么:shen me</mandarin> question


oh if you had three wishes what would your wish what would you wish for, what


!huh!, three wishes eh, the third one


err, got money then can travel the whole world of course ah if not I can't buy anything


of course money comes first ah, then of course is good health if not how am I supposed to travel, then


of course to get a house if not where am I supposed to live


that's why money mah caregiver mah, caregiver


don't need, , err what else (oo) good looks or a fit body which


what would you prefer


so so so which would it be, so fit body come first ah


[orh] <mandarin>管它好不好:guan ta hao bu hao</mandarin> ha, no questions already


(hmm), what was the most memorable meal you ever had and what did you have where did you have it


quick quick


sweet, sweet


!huh!, what is that dish, the meal ah memorable meal


most memorable ah, (hmm), !wah! I think is the the one at the


that we had at at the sea cruise, the fine dining one most memorable mah that is the first time I do fine dining okay


that is memorable it doesn't say you had to be in singapore, anyway is just going no lah, this the time I'm already like, I think <mandarin>我还在:wo hai zai</mandarin> poly <mandarin>的时候:de shi hou</mandarin> eh


the thing is err, is it Phuket, ah <mandarin>接了个:jie le ge</mandarin> #asam laksa#, eh Penang Laksa Penang Laksa then <mandarin>不懂为什么他去带我们去了一个全部:bu dong wei shen me ta qu dai wo men qu le yi ge quan bu</mandarin> durian


Penang meh Penang is famous for durian meh and they brought us to a shop which sell chocolate and all the durian flavour chocolates some more


so hot, but I didn't expect them to bring us to all the durian things eh, eh ya now the my group chat the the group buy that I am in ha <mandarin>他们是:ta men shi</mandarin> hor durian <mandarin>狂来的:kuang lai de</mandarin> leh <mandarin>全部:quan bu</mandarin> durian here durian there <mandarin>整天天在那边猫山王:zheng tian tian zai na bian mao shan wang</mandarin> durian


no lah I don't eat durian then ha mooncake ya sarah sarah was asking me about it, no we don't eat no I only want to go to the shop to buy my biscuit


no lah don't really like to eat err eat mooncake leh, the group buy they have err previously they have what err raffles hotel one


ah so now is shang-ri la hotel one not promotion eh it's more of err


no what for I buy so expensive thing


there's some kind of charcoal charcoal things some more


, but then <mandarin>最近他们又出了一个:zui jin ta men you chu le yi ge</mandarin> something different <mandarin>好像:hao xiang</mandarin> rugby shape <mandarin>的:de</mandarin> mooncake


ya but that one is traditional flavour that one original Pandan flavour but <mandarin>他的:ta de</mandarin> shape hor <mandarin>不是那种圆的他是那种:bu shi na zhong yuan de ta shi na zhong</mandarin> err baked <mandarin>的:de</mandarin> but then <mandarin>他是好像椭圆形那样的:ta shi hao xiang tuo yuan xing na yang de</mandarin> rugby ball <mandarin>的:de</mandarin> shape


no no that one is all that one is traditional one that one is traditional one


!huh!, will mix with Daosa meh


ah egg yolk <mandarin>不太喜欢:bu tai xi huan</mandarin> egg yolk,


first first october <mandarin>很像如果我没有记错那时:hen xiang ru guo wo mei you ji cuo na shi</mandarin> sarah <mandarin>问我我:wen wo wo</mandarin> google ah then <mandarin>他讲说很像是:ta jiang shuo hen xiang shi</mandarin> first october eh


!huh!


coming soon ah, one meter apart then how you you going to poke all your joss stick one meter apart


, but we cannot go to columbarium right


can go or not ah are they even open or not


(hmm), only Lego, (hmm), then, then <mandarin>还是照得去:hai shi zhao de qu</mandarin> lor


, [orh] so wednesday <mandarin>我们有什么礼物给给:wo men you shen me li wu gei gei</mandarin> sarah ha


ya I saw all your presents but I don't know what is inside, and then you are you still go and give #ang bao# ah


then decrease one ah, you must be fair one eh you give the sister how much you must give him how much leh now when when her first birthday mah [orh] ya lor


ya lor one big bag eh, , ya lor


, err what else ha


!wah! some more COVID nineteen the community cases <mandarin>下降:xia jiang</mandarin> [orh], you didn't read news you only watch your dramas


I think I think ya but then <mandarin>好像只有:hao xiang zhi you</mandarin> like err one community case <mandarin>而已:er yi</mandarin> eh no five imported only so the rest is mostly dormitory again eh


okay lah they finish, but when they finish err testing then all the dormitories will be cleared lor at least, those imported one hor mostly from those india philippines all these one


I think nowadays when they come in they have to pay for their own, err is it hor good also lah


ya, I think is not at home leh I think is that at the faculty, (hmm)


I think so I think <mandarin>他们有一个地方:ta men you yi ge di fang</mandarin> ah for <mandarin>他们:ta men</mandarin> to <mandarin>住因为如果他们回家等一下他们:zhu yin wei ru guo ta men hui jia deng yi xia ta men</mandarin> whole families Kena spread


no leh <mandarin>那些都是:nei xie dou shi</mandarin> like short term visit passes <mandarin>的:de</mandarin> leh <mandarin>都不是新加坡人:dou bu shi xin jia po ren</mandarin> lor


err <mandarin>其中一个是:qi zhong yi ge shi</mandarin> malaysian, then after that <mandarin>这一次都没有看到他我就问他:zhe yi ci dou mei you kan dao ta wo jiu wen ta</mandarin> partner but <mandarin>他:ta</mandarin> partner <mandarin>就讲说:jiu jiang shuo</mandarin> err COVID nineteen lock down <mandarin>之前:zhi qian</mandarin> hor <mandarin>他就快点跑回去:ta jiu kuai dian pao hui qu</mandarin> malaysia <mandarin>结果他结果他还:jie guo ta jie guo ta hai</mandarin> Kena stuck <mandarin>在那边回不来:zai na bian hui bu lai</mandarin> leh [orh] then err he was telling me that come here don't know need how many thousand dollars then need to quarantine fourteen days cannot come to work then of course the ah then the company said they have to pay on their own all these also then the company won't won't err get them back


they had to come back on their own, ya


ya lah singapore's money mah


oh <mandarin>他们:ta men</mandarin> they the news write there from fourth august up to fifty people allowed at a marriage solemnisation that includes the couple but exclude the solemniser and vendors from fourth august ah


so those marriage fifty <mandarin>最多五桌:zui duo wu zhuo</mandarin> , banquet ah ya lah


!wah! then at wakes and funeral up to thirty people allowed, to pay their last respects up to thirty people okay lah wake for few days mah they can come and go what


buffet ah fifty people mah, of course lah I think only when eating don't need eh, then that time I ate with my colleagues right then <mandarin>他们:ta men</mandarin> err they follow the rules so strictly until hor


err only when the food is in front of you then they take out their mask leh, then when when the food is not here they still have to wear their mask then I look at them I sit down I straight away take out , so funny ya lor ya lor but for them is only when the food is in front of them then they can wear then err because that time we ate as five ah a group of five then only when the first person food is here then they take out the mask no lah I already took out mine long ago once I once once I touch the chair I take out already ya lah who will go and keep wearing it


then err, they're not then hor the cases of COVID nineteen cases are getting younger and younger also, no even I think singaporean that time yesterday is it yesterday or today I saw err I read the news ah one six year old also got it leh I think is from from I think so I mean most likely imported the most important is better be linked case rather than unlinked


!wah! she she was telling me that they were going to do err do up like more hospitals for the COVID nineteen cases


, (hmm) that side ah !wah! lockdown <mandarin>很久还在:hen jiu hai zai</mandarin> lockdown, bangladesh <mandarin>的:de</mandarin> err I think, last month end ah


they call me and tell me that, [orh], there's flight going out already but I don't know I'm not too sure I didn't ask, I don't know must see whether the company wants them back or not lah, if the company don't don't help them apply for it also no use what


ya I think I think ya I think I better put it further <mandarin>他一直他一直是他一直量到他红:ta yi zhi ta yi zhi shi ta yi zhi liang dao ta hong</mandarin> leh <mandarin>他不是他不应该红的:ta bu shi ta bu ying gai hong de</mandarin> leh


<mandarin>啊声音太大声这样子都有红:a sheng yin tai da sheng zhe yang zi dou you hong</mandarin> eh what is that <mandarin>红线:hong xian</mandarin> about ha, then I must lower , !aiya! that day I ST that day I saw an email from ST


ah, what is he doing outside, ya lor just now I went out to take his handphone first thing I hear is he snoring


well at night he also snore what no wonder they say the older you are the lesser you sleep


, later I must find things for you all to do,


[orh] my next job is on six six august


ya I sign up for seven places already they only give me five, what for last time I always wake up on my own


but then I first one is at I think Hougang one, no leh, Hougang is not Hougang mall leh the one at the MRT station ah that one is Hougang mall and heartland mall ah


then the one I'm going is Hougang one, Hougang one ah must take bus in ah, I think I went there once before, but then hor that time I went with I ask one of my colleague to wait for me at MR at bus interchange to take bus there no


ya so this time round I also ask him to to wait for me at Serangoon MRT station, no ah is a they the stuff already down there opening the store already no lah weekday next week next month or rather this month all weekday one


then that time we were saying because there's one at forum then forum he don't know how to walk there from MRT station so I say if I got the job at forum I will bring you there if I got the job at Hougang one you bring me there end up I got the job at Hougang one but the forum one they didn't give it to me forum ya forum that time my first job we go there for our our road show selling the plants leh remember ya so I go there every day walk there walk there so I very familiar with it but nothing nice lah is all the kids stuff lah no lah


ya lor so in the end I tell him oh he had to go and find someone else to wait for you and walk there with you nobody know how to walk ya he he because he's the in charge mah so he will be in every store


, so that's why I I didn't get it then I tell him [orh] you have to find someone else to bring you there lor, (hmm) early in the morning go there is fine is the is the fun that you meet all the people that you can talk to just for a few hours


that that that amount of money won't keep you surviving one is just to go there and ah past time only ya and do some and get some movement if not you at home you will be sleeping instead what still the same


!wah!, ya lah that's why I continue on even when I do full time ah, (hmm), you know that sarah hor <mandarin>好笑:hao xiao</mandarin> leh <mandarin>他他跟我讲说:ta ta gen wo jiang shuo</mandarin> err suddenly err she tell me she want to learn japanese then I say she say she's contemplating whether to learn japanese or then I say why suddenly japanese then she then she say [orh] recently I just had I just err make a new friend err she was at NTUC shopping so she was looking at those err soup products err I think maybe those canned one or packet but


then when she was standing there she didn't notice that she's in the in the queue for pay payment so she stood down there and stare and stare at the products then after that this japanese guy came to her then ask her so which is nice ha he's he's over friendly type then after that she say err his english is super bad so might as well she learn japanese to to communicate with him !aiya! but anyway he is only here for like I think for one year only maybe is some ya because after that later then after that later the guy also so err


friendly then he he told her [orh] you buy already you cook already let me know whether is it nice or not then sarah ask him how am I supposed to let you know whether is it nice or not I don't even know you I don't even have your contact number then after that the guy say oh through Instagram lah through Instagram so after that so after that err then then she they exchange the Instagram account lah so apparently she has to try cooking the soup and tell him whether is it nice or not lor


ya then after that she realise that he is actually quite young just twenty three year old only I think come here for school or exchange program or something with, ya but ya the thing is she say she say maybe because of he of his beard and all that's why he don't look young


then ya lor then after that she start asking me whether she should go for japanese class or korean class because, japanese lah then she say her class err her workplace half of them learn korean half of them learn japanese so she's contemplating which want to go for


her <mandarin>的那个:de na ge</mandarin> friend eh, uh then <mandarin>他就讲说:ta jiu jiang shuo</mandarin> err, err classmate


then after err he say korean easier a lot easier


ya, korean only have like twenty over syllabus or what then easier to memorise, then I don't know leh, and ya I told sarah anyway you like korean drama right you just you just go and study korean also can up to you but then but then it defeat the purpose lah because our aim is to go japan together mah then if you go japan you learn korean for what


!hannor! but first time <mandarin>我听她讲说要学:wo ting ta jiang shuo yao xue</mandarin> language <mandarin>她从来没有讲过要学:ta cong lai mei you jiang guo yao xue</mandarin> language eh


!wah! <mandarin>很很忙:hen hen mang</mandarin> ah


then then we were all saying that hospital <mandarin>因为他们的:yin wei ta men de</mandarin> hospital <mandarin>他们弄到:ta men nong dao</mandarin> like hotel <mandarin>那样你知道吗他的:na yang ni zhi dao ma ta de</mandarin> outlook let you go up and see hor the outlook very nice then <mandarin>他们有:ta men you</mandarin> balcony <mandarin>还有:hai you</mandarin> plant <mandarin>的诶:de ei</mandarin> then all the while I thought you good mah when you you're busy you want to unwind right you just go there lah


all the balcony doors are locked one because they are afraid that the patient go there and jump useless one so every everybody had the wrong idea everybody thought !wah! is a nice place !huh! but actually is not is just for the outlook only


aircon mah, air con mah, ya lor so you see from your window lah, !hannor!, !haiya!


[orh]


ya lor, ya lah, eh that mask ah waste a lot of money one eh


!huh! the one below ah from where


NTUC ah, I saw that it's like !wah! <mandarin>还有:hai you</mandarin> certification <mandarin>的:de</mandarin> leh,


ya lah, eh but the the one with the singapore logo <mandarin>真是不错:zhen shi bu cuo</mandarin> leh


oh <mandarin>没有它很松它其实很:mei you ta hen song ta qi shi hen</mandarin> loose


, I think almost to the tip it's considered covered lah but don't know <mandarin>上面有没有盖到完是真的啦:shang mian you mei you gai dao wan shi zhen de la</mandarin> don't even know


ah <mandarin>对哦它没有得按:dui o ta mei you de an</mandarin> but then <mandarin>那个红色为什么有一个红色的:na ge hong se wei shen me you yi ge hong se de</mandarin> thread, the bar <mandarin>那边:na bian</mandarin> then <mandarin>好像顶住是:hao xiang ding zhu shi</mandarin> right <mandarin>是吗:shi ma</mandarin> is it is it is it for that or not !huh! , then then I wanted to try the black one so I wear eh very tight eh is very tight no wonder my friend hor that time she wear to office right <mandarin>他:ta</mandarin> wear <mandarin>了:le</mandarin> hor <mandarin>他吃饭的时候他拿下来:ta chi fan de shi hou ta na xia lai</mandarin> !wah! <mandarin>红线在那个:hong xian zai na ge</mandarin> cheek <mandarin>上:shang</mandarin> eh


err I think I think <mandarin>他没有什么买的他们这种有这么多:ta mei you shen me mai de ta men zhe zhong you zhe me duo</mandarin> free <mandarin>的他干嘛:de ta gan ma</mandarin> but they are used to it lah we are not used to it lah


ya lah have to what


Temasek <mandarin>的:de</mandarin> that one


because I'm very used to <mandarin>那个:na ge</mandarin> err surgical mask then <mandarin>带那个:dai na ge</mandarin> !wah! <mandarin>好像要我的命令这样子:hao xiang yao wo de ming ling zhe yang zi</mandarin> leh, ya ya


err I think hor surgical mask <mandarin>有看的:you kan de</mandarin> leh <mandarin>那种有些到这边我们通常到:na zhong you xie dao zhe bian wo men tong chang dao</mandarin> cheek <mandarin>中间这边而已:zhong jian zhe bian er yi</mandarin> then <mandarin>有些很大哦那个:you xie hen da o na ge</mandarin> sarah


that's why <mandarin>她就讲:ta jiu jiang</mandarin> eh kids one fit is very well


!hannor! !hannor!


ya lor !huh! but I think the current one that we are using <mandarin>是:shi</mandarin> uncle <mandarin>给的:gei de</mandarin> leh that one not bad leh actually, the current one that we are using we haven't use your new box mah


think is quite okay leh, my office one even funnier I think they


I think my boss order in one whole bulk one eh one whole carton, then after that we we realised that, err is actually two ply only because my friend go and take out, then she go and pull


then after that my colleagues still want tell me uh never mind we will just have to make sure we try to use as much as possible to finish using it then I tell her !huh! that's not the only box you see on my table leh we have one whole carton under my table leh we have like we have like three thousand over pieces more to use eh


ya but what's the use when it defeat the purpose, but ya lah I think it's good for the carpenters only lor the carpenters don't want to use cloth one <mandarin>因为:yin wei</mandarin> I think <mandarin>那个木碎会粘那个:na ge mu sui hui zhan na ge</mandarin> mask


ya, all the while no all the while <mandarin>都有都有:dou you dou you</mandarin> provide <mandarin>那些:nei xie</mandarin> carpenters <mandarin>的那些:de nei xie</mandarin> workers <mandarin>的因为他们有些:de yin wei ta men you xie</mandarin> painting <mandarin>这些:zhe xie</mandarin> glue <mandarin>啊这些:a zhe xie</mandarin> then <mandarin>有些:you xie</mandarin> uh <mandarin>这种:zhe zhong</mandarin> mask <mandarin>的:de</mandarin> so all the while we have been buying err surgical masks and even before COVID nineteen they have been using it already


but then the thing is hor, before COVID nineteen hor they always go to the shop and buy two boxes two boxes then one box is only like, err, err one fifty, fifty pieces eh one fifty only eh


now because of COVID nineteen you see how much how much more expensive it is, no no that one is normal surgical mask leh that one is really three ply surgical mask eh is not this type of online buying two tier kind two two err ply kind I think is boss bought one lor


and but he he buy who dare to say , eh boss buy one leh you dare to say


!haiya!


that day my my err one of the worker he went to clinic to do his medical check up for WP renewal eh


where's your mask how come you use plastic no mask forgot buy <mandarin>我就快点拿:wo jiu kuai dian na</mandarin> office <mandarin>的给他来带那个:de gei ta lai dai na ge</mandarin> clinic <mandarin>也真是那里可能没有没有:ye zhen shi na li ke neng mei you mei you</mandarin> mask <mandarin>给他的对咯我就讲他们:gei ta de dui ge wo jiu jiang ta men</mandarin> hor


then when they call me <mandarin>的时候那些:de shi hou nei xie</mandarin> nurse <mandarin>你听他们跟他讲话:ni ting ta men gen ta jiang hua</mandarin> hor <mandarin>很不客气的:hen bu ke qi de</mandarin> leh <mandarin>在欺负他们这些:zai qi fu ta men zhe xie</mandarin> workers


ya lor


oh


then he say then he say nobody tell him he didn't wear mask you know he forgot all about it leh


ya lah


my colleague <mandarin>驾车的那个更好笑他就在那边讲说:jia che de na ge geng hao xiao ta jiu zai na bian jiang shuo</mandarin> err


so when he drive !huh! he don't need to wear mah in his own car then after that <mandarin>很好笑他讲:hen hao xiao ta jiang</mandarin> I always drive halfway through then I need to U-turn back to go home and take


you drive out then U-turn back drive out U-turn back, ya ya ya we also say that then he say have I put one stack then everytime forgot take one take one take one until finish


then <mandarin>怪人:guai ren</mandarin> then <mandarin>我就讲:wo jiu jiang</mandarin> !aiya! we are also the same mah we always have to walk back, eh no leh actually so far <mandarin>还没有人:hai mei you ren</mandarin> hor


ya it's really true what it's not part of our daily life mah actually now it should be part of it already lah


you too long didn't go out


is you walk slow lor then you drag him


for evening walk but <mandarin>反正她都没有做工了吗:fan zheng ta dou mei you zuo gong le ma</mandarin> you can bring her anytime is not like she is working anymore, but cannot go east coast mah


if you go east coast there's a lot of jelly fish now, Sembawang but maybe <mandarin>那边:na bian</mandarin> the err environment <mandarin>比较适合适合他们的:bi jiao shi he shi he ta men de</mandarin> growth


ours polluted by oil shipyard, , , ya that's why I say must go weekday mah you all like to go weekend


when you all have nothing to do you want to squeeze you for those who are working, weekday


I have part time job, then you are doing a part time job now yours if is if if if the, I mean if it's okay approved then you will get one


ya lah, !aiyo!, err now is Facebook Facebook time


good lor, I thought wednesday have the zoom interview for him, maybe another job one eh


[orh], nevermind mah he can take care of the baby boy mah


don't know lah up to them their children, or just hope they can go there know, lor you have been lazing around


!aiyo! <mandarin>我发现到这个:wo fa xian dao zhe ge</mandarin> recorder <mandarin>很:hen</mandarin> sensitive leh


this <mandarin>红线:hong xian</mandarin> oh it's gone


err <mandarin>我的长长:wo de chang chang</mandarin> leh I don't know can or not, err


oh oh <mandarin>完了:wan le</mandarin> okay lor stop stop eh you must press the pause you must press the pause press the pause


, Makan,


!aiyo!, why not !aiyo! spend a lot spend so many hours cooking you know


eh ya today I got cutlet in the fridge, I got omelette, what else, I eat porridge teochew porridge


next time you cook for me then, then I'll sit there and wait for you to cook and serve me, isn't that just canned food, I don't like to eat canned food, that's the last thing I would eat


housework, there is cooking also included, I got headache don't know what to cook everyday three meal


when I got money can call always, call deliver and not up to my, I don't like to eat those deliver food, oh


what would it be ah, something delicious, vegetable vegetable


easy, simple meal less cholesterol oh I don't like to eat abalone yuck, because they are canned food also


ha


skill that <mandarin>容易赚钱:rong yi zhuan qian</mandarin> ah


skill that can last forever, oh investment, ya one of them is investment


, sure superman ah superwoman ah <mandarin>会飞:hui fei</mandarin> ah,


what do you think you want, ya


wish I am still, not, not yet married, and I'm still young


that is one of them, and the second one is wish I got a lot of money, the third one like what you say I can travel the whole world


got money then you can, travel the whole world, ya of course, how about you


then, , follow by


never think of settle down, only <mandarin>屋子:wu zi</mandarin> leh when you old age then how, money but you old age already why got money to employ a a a maid ah or when you are old already you go and stay inside the old folks home ah


caregiver oh, everytime you need someone to accompany you


health come first ah like what you said of course lah, then I can travel the whole world ah


!hannor! <mandarin>好看是表面而已:hao kan shi biao mian er yi</mandarin> leh, it's only the outward appearance only you know


wait wait


!huh!


when where, of course in the hotel, of course when you eat buffet


err mandarin hotel buffet remember, every, the dish is


ya, !wah! <mandarin>里面什么都有:li mian shen me dou you</mandarin> new year <mandarin>的时候你到:de shi hou ni dao</mandarin> restaurant <mandarin>也有:ye you</mandarin> ah


sea cruise that is how many years ago ah this is not in singapore you know


right when you remember that is when you are young, poly, I think so that one I think is cruise to nowhere isn't it


Phuket Penang, , you can smell it all the way Penang Laksa


fruits, they are famous mah, they got durian also include ah all the malaysia that side


!aiya! just because you don't like to eat durian, durian can add into other thing in fact durian rice, durian cake then you don't have to buy already cause you don't like to eat actually you don't like to eat that's why people they fancy durian eh mooncake coming leh


mooncake festival, so are you buying anything home no mooncake yes, just don't don't don't buy durian flavour lor


this equally expensive


they are doing promotion ah


just to buy bread the does that mean walk all the way there ah, so you intend to buy no


so what do you like, #pong piah#, #san teng piah# that means teochew style,


now they come out with a lot of flavour inside


got wine, is it got wine


but <mandarin>没有:mei you</mandarin> make sure it's pure one lah


ya of course lah it's pure <mandarin>莲蓉:lian rong</mandarin> you know don't mix with those Daosa


outside outside those, cake shop I think they sell those, oh they usually come with egg yolk inside


I think september end of september is it because now chinese only <mandarin>六月:liu yue</mandarin> eh


so around there lor so around there


now the people early eat one mah, buy those normal one lah the most simple one ah people ah, inside the thing ya lor simple one lor the traditional one lor


dump, !hey! dumpling already over


but that one <mandarin>七月:qi yue</mandarin> is pray ah, you go downstairs and burn those incense and pray, don't need lah


, of course lah, this is our tradition of chinese leh, of course I will buy lah, then we go down and pray for every year no lah we not going there


that is too far away but grandma want to go leh, I think they open but then they don't allow too many people, ya lah I think I think uncle not going


only we family going you know, !hannor!


all the little storybook all the little clothing, of course lah


or put a, so many inside lor maybe fifty dollars, or maybe one hundred dollars for the first year, first year birthday, !huh! no decrease leh, it's the first year birthday that's why I think I will just give him a hundred dollars #ang bao# ya the sister is three years old already leh of course is one hundred also lah


but that remember I buy her a lot of, toys, yes but this one don't need lah whatever store whatever storybook and the toys all can pass down from the <mandarin>姐姐:jie jie</mandarin> so I can save a lot of money from there already


but we're not working leh, we need to save leh, what, don't keep on asking the question lah we talk ourself lah


so you think that can go also, no, ya, how how is that how is it now


but yesterday about three hundred plus right oh the rest is imported one ah oh oh ya again


no wonder our construction site is always stopped, you know our opposite the the construction stopped for how long already almost a year


that's why make our numbers going up that way, pay for their medical fees, (mmhmm),


then you must have quarantine at home, for fourteen days and they will have to pay for their own is still go to the, go to a place that they're all kept inside there ah, isolate


, but <mandarin>他们每次进来的都有有问题:ta men mei ci jin lai de dou you you wen ti</mandarin> leh


you go and get them back they have to pay for them


ya


so they go there and first find a job their pay is so miserable lor, their one K down there, is terrible, our one K is equivalent, equivalent to three K over there, say the one family they can still survive


is it when


from fourth august, how many of them fifty fifty of them ah solemnisation okay lah then it's not, oh they don't throw a bouquet, banquet ah don't need to throw lah save money and save time lor


(oo) <mandarin>那你选食物的时候就就每个人都很接近:na ni xuan shi wu de shi hou jiu jiu mei ge ren dou hen jie jin</mandarin> then cause that time <mandarin>还要戴着口罩吗:hai yao dai zhe kou zhao ma</mandarin> ha, then they don't have to split already ah


oh (hmm) err


ya lor usually we do it that way leh but actually we finish already finished eating everything then we just you know put it back lor then the rest still wearing it ah get some fresh air from there you know faster go and get some fresh air


other country ah


imported ah, imported lah I remember there's an imported one lah, better be safe than sorry ah


ha, eh <mandarin>你一个:ni yi ge</mandarin> worker <mandarin>在那边啊不可以会啊:zai na bian a bu ke yi hui a</mandarin> ha


oh means he's coming back soon ah


otherwise


or you stand or you sit far away,


!ee! <mandarin>就是睡觉:jiu shi shui jiao</mandarin> sleeping,


daddy <mandarin>的真的是失眠症:de zhen de shi shi mian zheng</mandarin> eh, snore but <mandarin>他的:ta de</mandarin> snoring <mandarin>就是:jiu shi</mandarin> snore <mandarin>那一阵子:na yi zhen zi</mandarin> after that in a moment you can hear ah he start moving and then he say I'm awake <mandarin>我说:wo shuo</mandarin> !huh! you're awake


cause I'm in the deep sleep after that I will just awake this way !aiyo! my goodness !aiyo!, hopefully ah, !aiyo!


so what to escape from that ah, well that wake up very early every morning, if you go and work at watsons eh every time you wake up,


so when is the last job, you need to work, the date on already ha they show you the date already ha


when you are there have to wake up at five o'clock ya he scared you overslept, Hougang eh that is quite okay leh


you work there you are not familiar with the place ah, (hmm) is it too is it too early you reach there nobody


I thought <mandarin>是:shi</mandarin> weekend mah isn't it weekday also ah , a bit too early if not then I will give give a try [orh] you've been there before


oh ya ya ya ya ya ya I remember then you never did contact with them anymore


well lah, oh wait he he get that type of he get that side the job ah


how you find the job ha is it good to be that ah early in the morning go there !haiya! work end at five


pastime ah pastime enjoy and experience different thing (hmm)


also good lah hor got some part time job to do, and get some income


(hmm)


study, oh


then can make a friend, not bad ah


oh, but don't look young right he doesn't


eh last time you learn ah


oh, oh


show !hannor!, as in know a bit from there, oh


!huh!, !aiyo!


oh community hospital is <mandarin>来来进进出出每天都有:lai lai jin jin chu chu mei tian dou you</mandarin> eh


oh,


oh


ya lor that one I bought bought from


one of the watsons lor, ya, this one I bought from where ah I remember there's offer then I just went in and see and see there's offer twenty dollars then I just get it, I think is NTUC purchase with purchase


ya but I don't know where is the how's the quality like ah, ha of course everyone must have ah the one if don't have they are not buy eh, you try to use those reuse one ah government give us those be reuse one wash already we use again


you use it ah, (uh huh) <mandarin>给你是很好用:gei ni shi hen hao yong</mandarin> eh


!huh!


!wah! <mandarin>我就用我的眼镜把它顶在那边我这眼镜很好我讲:wo jiu yong wo de yan jing ba ta ding zai na bian wo zhe yan jing hen hao wo jiang</mandarin>


I think so lor should be lah got some support out there it won't move anyhow will, oh the black one I tell you you better don't wear is so thick eh can't breathe I tell you


very tight hor very tight, too tight also a problem, , get the wrong one eh


eh they don't buy ha, I think seldom people !eeyer! you see, I think we have to try to use to it if not this mask don't know how long you going to wear you know


when end of the year I think we are still wearing it, will as we will go out we had made to wear, so everybody


surgical mask <mandarin>其实是最好了:qi shi shi zui hao le</mandarin> hor


body [orh], the face is a bit pointed uh oh


ah the previous one lah, the new box one haven't open yet


using right now you are using it I don't know if it's who give one or is it a new one I buy


!wah! I wear already hor I feel itchy on my hair my face, !aiyo!


oh so thin ah, tear, ah


oh cover <mandarin>起来而已这样:qi lai er yi zhe yang</mandarin> cheapo <mandarin>的:de</mandarin> lor, finish it faster !huh!,


but then it is good eh for ventilation, but in the office mah


oh, they don't buy


that cheap ah, I think it's still cheaper than the three layer four layer yours is only two layer eh


!huh!, so your <mandarin>妈妈:ma ma</mandarin> manager bought online ah


oh,


oh no


cause nowadays dare not say


oh alone ah, that way you waste your petrol


eh might as well put one, put one box inside the car !aiyo!, very fast hor if you frequently forgot so forgetful ah


!aiya! that's why lor old people are like that can't help it, if you don't wear your waste three hundred dollars


<mandarin>已经已经快要习惯了:yi jing yi jing kuai yao xi guan le</mandarin> lah


not is <mandarin>老爸:lao ba</mandarin> that walk slow not me is not me


time I think we better walk faster then we don't have the wear if not you tell grandma hor grandma !haiya! how I wish I can go there for a walk


then I got to bring her all the way here, just to see the sea just for the see the sea, but <mandarin>不不简单不方便:bu bu jian dan bu fang bian</mandarin> leh


Sembawang now


also what to do, so, this week onward go weekend lor, you go one one every monday weekday weekday, but weekday sometimes we got other things to do ah


I think we are very free and we are not working at all eh, right, I'm going to find a part time job too


just just for the time being lah !huh!, you still looking at the news ah


mine cannot leh


I thought say he went for interview err for this err Cisco


baby boy in the end how ah want to put him inside the baby infant care


I will just hope that he can go there lah, look at my hand this arm very painful leh, !wah! no more young is it because we are staying at home for too long


lazy and the muscle is not moving, how ah


oh I saw it, I saw it just now !huh!


oh


!aiyo! so happy [eh]


eh eh eh you know last night right I saw the neighbour like got so many people in their house leh cause leah right she took the photo then like we were sitting there and counting one two three I think about eleven people leh what the hell <mandarin>可以:ke yi </mandarin> meh


then I was like okay should we got a report then leah was like !huh! don't want lah neighbour then you still go and report so I was like [orh] okay lor !walao!


yes so I was like telling her just call the police then go hello <mandarin>我是:wo shi </mandarin> anonymous, but then like ya lah a bit stupid so ya lor never mind cannot laugh too much my teeth pain


toothache lah, of course <mandarin>痛啦:tong la </mandarin> if not you think I stay at home for what !walao!


!walao! this really !wah! this COVID I tell you ah Sibei last warning eh I'm like everyday want to go out then need to <mandarin>穿那个:chuan na ge </mandarin> mask like seriously cannot even breathe eh !walao!


ya oh my god !wah! that one is the worst eh every time need take the freaking handphone out , after that scan scan scan scan scan Simi QR code, ya that's why a lot of people ah then very crowded


ya still pain, !huh! red bean soup again


but that again !walao! don't want lah you cook me something else, okay lah okay lah no no no you cook for me I <mandarin>感动流泪:gan dong liu lei </mandarin> already thank you thank you,


eh ya eh last time you can't even cook one you damn Noob, eh no lor last time still can cook what err <mandarin>麻油鸡:ma you ji </mandarin> all that


ya so proud of you ah !wah! <mandarin>进步了:jin bu liao </mandarin> leh <mandarin>你:ni </mandarin> not bad eh what else can you cook now ah


you think you make, bread what bread, !chey! !walao! I thought what, !aiya! then next time put some sausage inside lah then become sausage bun


ya but eat until Sian already, what else eh eh eh why don't you try making the dango with the red bean soup then maybe I like, you know the


powder <mandarin>有啊:you a </mandarin> I bought yesterday, okay okay steady


okay lah today considered quite okay eh somemore got the curtain cut down the heat


ya ya ya, err planted two days ago, really, oh eh then the other day shawn gave me the basil


ya lor <mandarin>你没办法:ni mei ban fa </mandarin> lah no choice Bopian, ya but anyway I was saying like !wah! the basil like getting very dry already I think I should go and make like pesto or something, if not I also don't know what to make


like what else can I use basil for, it's like italian basil somemore eh


!aiya! don't know how to say lah but like just a bit spicier, ya pasta lor then <mandarin>我们放那个:wo men fang na ge </mandarin> basil <mandarin>一两个进去:yi liang ge jin qu </mandarin> right I don't know


like cause do you see the tasty right they do like the one pot pasta, tasty tasty US like they always upload food videos one then like they do one pot pasta so it's like really like just put the pasta and then like the starch in the pasta will help to thicken up the sauce right


ya you just throw everything in right then like they put like a bit of basil leaves and stuff to like make it slightly more fragrant lah like <mandarin>香一点:xiang yi dian </mandarin> then like ya lor just like let it cook and simmer for like twenty minutes then like <mandarin>就好了:jiu hao liao </mandarin> it's like ready in like freaking twenty minutes leh so fast eh I was like the hell that's damn freaking fast so ya lor maybe you can try that but then if not I also don't know where else to put the basil leaves also


cause like, ya becuase it's like mummy said like when he brought it over that time like cause it was quite mature already and then like maybe cause never really water so it's like, like a bit <mandarin>干:gan </mandarin> lah the leaves you know like crispy crispy


ah I don't know lah but I also don't know how to take care of plant one, [orh] you think lah like the what, ah crash landing on you then she say ten nice words what


!huh! really, she talk to your plan what the hell, !wah! maybe I should try, like <mandarin>快高长大:kuai gao zhang da </mandarin> okay , I don't know ah, what <mandarin>读:du </mandarin> what <mandarin>书:shu </mandarin> plant can <mandarin>读书:du shu</mandarin> one meh !waliao! I don't know lah !walao! ten nice words must must mix english and mandarin or not that one


cause ha, no but italian Italiano , [orh] ya ya lah for your #kang kong# you speak chinese for my italian I like, err I don't know


!walao! damn Sian I wish we could travel, Shiok I really miss it eh did you go to the


the one where like they have all the booths, then you must sit at the individual booth that one or do you sit at, !huh!, oh you mean they don't have the table I can't remember I because I always sit at the table


!walao! you Sibei loner , no lah but even when you go with your friends like I mean like cool lah then won't you sit with people


no what if you go as a group they will, bring down the partition you know like the partition <mandarin>应该会放下来:ying gai hui fang xia lai </mandarin> then after that


[orh] so you <mandarin>自己去:zi ji qu </mandarin> always go alone, [orh] !walao! loner leh I always like good with people and find friend go, you know more fun mah


no I know but like you go with friend then you can like eh !wah! this one damn nice (oo) you order this then I try your food how about that, cause sometimes you order have no because they got <mandarin>那个:na ge </mandarin> spicy, soup and the like the just the Tonkatsu, so like we will order different one day we try each other's food mah


so like I always like to go with people then <mandarin>可以:ke yi </mandarin> like, have variety you know, !huh! no eh leah just clean for me eh that day, she help me clean but


no what the hell, you come to people's room you still say <mandarin>肮脏:ang zang </mandarin> !wah! <mandarin>大胆:da dan </mandarin> leh you, you very good ah ah then you don't come in lah you go the other side !walao! , [orh] okay lor now my fault again


but already she just clean on friday, oh ya, actually ya got a bit of dust here and there already, !aiya! normal one lah dust <mandarin>灰尘:hui chen </mandarin> only you oh my god


ya the chinese name is like <mandarin>灰尘:hui chen </mandarin> then I was like oh my god are you dust, but is damn funny we were all like eh dust dust damn funny okay lah poor guy


ya, eh, no but you know now like then in trend got one name is like Abcde you know how to spell or not


they met on a grey morning , !ee! what the hell that is damn scary they meet in london lah, so murky oh ya okay lah okay lah I get what you trying to say, no Abcde you don't know that name now in trend leh is like A B C D E that is how they spell it then they pronounce as Abcde


and that's how like Kiasu parents get their kids to be first in class you know like forever the names list right you got to be like first in class and Abcde it's like A B C D E another name right no another name lah one no another is aaron cause A A, oh ya


ya that's why, damn smart right ya, now we know haha, no what we are middle, eh is only you <mandarin>没有上进心:mei you shang jin xin </mandarin> okay I am okay what the hell I'm always like the twentieth person in class


no lah, I always have things to say one, ya that's why like the teacher she call me she like she will never run out of answers one !haiyo! I really miss schooling sometimes


!huh!, okay lah then go and eat lah, but actually nothing to eat ah <mandarin>没东西:mei dong xi </mandarin> , the fringe, ya <mandarin>我有那个:wo you na ge </mandarin> powder later use to make the dango lor


don't know, you decide I don't want red bean soup ah that one is like snack only okay snack, I don't want it as a meal meal, chicken rice


leah lor that time she, ya lor that's why you still want you <mandarin>鸡饭:ji fan </mandarin> your head ah,


tomorrow lah tomorrow eat lah !walao! eh afternoon eat also better than you eat at night, right, oh my god no, !wah! Sibei Sian


ya is sunday, ah Sian Sian Sian, eh no no no actually, tomorrow cause I got my dental appointment so


I don't need to see his face during roll call !walao! he everyday like Macam military you know


ya true, what the heck


ya that's why then you stay at home also can find money, eh !walao! now damn sunny leh, are you very warm you sit near the


ah, eh, he very cute what then his face #gong gong#


, oh for real


!huh! then why so <mandarin>可怜:ke lian </mandarin> they put him outside, I never see him go in the house before leh, ya lor !wah! <mandarin>可怜:ke lian </mandarin> leh, !aiya! whatever lah, also not your dog you can say anything meh,


no lah but not bad lah he's very cute actually, !huh!, but you haven't <mandarin>养:yang </mandarin> any what


but mummy help you water one, !ee! , okay lor so responsible !aiyo!


thank you lah <mandarin>你很:ni hen </mandarin> sweet lah hor !hais!, !wah! !wah! really leh headache I like when I see all the, !wah! what you come to my room you complain about this complain about that


then next time we go okay okay we go your room, no lah actually your curtain like thicker so, can expel more heat, eh ya ya ya <mandarin>我要买那个:wo yao mai na ge </mandarin> what ah the flower pot for my basil I need repot


(oo), what else, eh the sausage


ya true eh eh eh this sunday saturday got a sunny saturday got barbecue, then I don't know whether I can eat or not, ya lor


like to cry , !aiyo! !wah! like !wah! I yesterday I tried eat Prata already like !wah!, Sibei <mandarin>痛:tong </mandarin>


ya ya ya that's why I think that's why daddy and mummy wanted to do the barbecue at home


ya lah then you all split table lor, facetime lor, ya that's why like mummy and daddy wanted to do it at home then at least we won't need to split the table what amongst the family, cause got six of us


ya, ya so like


ya, okay okay you do the salad then I will do the ribs then the guy shall barbecue the other, seafood and stuff I don't know Satay also daddy buying Satay


ya just go and get chicken and pork, fifty fifty, no eh why, !huh! but then you know the shenton way <mandarin>那个:na ge </mandarin> what ah Satay club ah


oh my god standard drop like crazy eh, ya it wasn't good to me lah like I went there last year, then !walao! the freaking queue damn long then !wah!, have have is still very crowded then like when we went there


yeah, but like when we went there was like the Satay was like nothing great lor like I swear we can get a better ones at east coast, what thing


, oh is it


okay sorry I'm uninformed I didn't see that really uh okay okay come telll me tell me tell me more, it's just like, oh it's just like dirt and stuff, okay ah, then you


okay okay then you <mandarin>做好公民:zuo hao gong min </mandarin> okay you go to the beach and pick up all trash, the you go with her lah, !huh! don't want


I don't mind <mandarin>晒到黑黑:shai dao hei hei </mandarin> but I don't know like I'll get sunburn and everything then very pain


you believe ah and like, oh okay I don't believe in that stuff so, not my thing I believe we only live one life so Yolo, , oh my god


I'm so freaking tired, no why you want it, I mean I know he's cute he's got belly, eh just wash hor !walao!


mama washed it [orh] you say mama never wash clean, whatever (hmm), you know like you blind <mandarin>目冥:mu ming </mandarin>


, damn funny then somemore just nice his eyes like light blue so really <mandarin>目冥:mu ming </mandarin> eh, so cute, the shit


!wah! eh the you know the #pasir ris# hawker centre actually the hokkien Mee quite nice, the no it's like not the traditional hokkien Mee and is a bit like, #bak chor mee# style so it's like dry noodles then like they do the <mandarin>大虾:da xia</mandarin> and all that right in one bowl so it looks a bit like bak chor mee but it's actually hokkien Mee it taste really good


ya ya legit, like err I think last year I went with daddy and mummy then we tried it, !wah! the chilli damn Shiok like <mandarin>有点辣啦:you dian la la </mandarin> but still manageable lah you just don't put too much chilli


can order for dinner later, steady, eh you know orchard open one more shake shack


oh no I just read the news then cause like I very long never go town already thanks COVID !wah! thank you leh COVID so never doing so never do that , no I still buy a lot of things online


like !wah! everyday go shopee buy this, ya lah <mandarin>很方便:hen fang bian </mandarin> but then like I really miss going out to shops to try on clothes and everything cause, no cause sometimes like the fit and everything is


no as in like of course before COVID and around that like I already miss, being able to go out to the shops and try on clothes, ya so like now it's like, ya


the somemore got mama at home also like best not to expose yourself


!aiya!, !wah! so domesticated, what what do they call like the good housewife or something I, I know in taiwan they have like a name for it but like


ya I also never hear I mean I heard before but like I don't know what is I can't remember, <mandarin>黄脸婆:huang lian po </mandarin> is it, oh is it


oh oh, I thought that was like housewife or something, , no !walao! eh what <mandarin>黄脸婆:huang lian po </mandarin> still young and beautiful hor


eh !walao! must be supportive leh I'm your sister !walao! eh still at me, , so tired I want take a nap


, but then like now you sleep then after that you wake up, what, don't know leh so far they said for this year, no need to go back like <mandarin>不能回去:bu neng hui qu </mandarin> then like okay lor I just roll with it


what is this you don't want me you don't see my face, !aiya! sometimes I go out also so like don't see me everyday !wah! the day I go into office I tell you gonna cry okay


!walao!, but, ya lah really very Shiok I am actually quite grateful for this, like COVID period also cause like, you can really stay at home and whine, ya <mandarin>正经一点啦你:zheng jing yi dian la ni </mandarin> ha everyday don't know what you doing


I just thought of that song I don't know why you just pop in my head, !haiya!


ya, oh ya ya, I know I read the article one lah so !walao! eh, really two months


shit but then now they also cannot open what, right, no but like who dare to go, ya exactly


ya ya ya like I just went out err, no I mean like to be fair I know how they feel lah cause like everyday you stay at home also like a bit Sian what, ya then like you at home like ya okay you garden then after that you garden already you go use your laptop then you go watch Netflix all that then like what else is there to do


ya that's why like <mandarin>很闷:hen men </mandarin> what that's why, oh oh ya ya I saw that dude


ya oh my god did, you watched the john oliver is it, ya, ya he's freaking dumb !walao! eh still go lick the mic I was just like no then he still go and touch the entire table and everything, he did that as well


he's damn gross, no lah <mandarin>不敢去:bu gan qu </mandarin> I'm not, I don't intend to go until like you know the vaccine is like readily available kind, !aiya! very easy to bounce back one nice kind of thing KTV eh who don't want to go you tell me


no but like, oh you don't like, oh okay <mandarin>我喜欢唱歌:wo xi huan chang ge </mandarin> so I guess, , lazy, oh my gosh I'm so tired why am I so sleepy I slept till like two PM today


eh one one plus, ya eh born in the year of pig what, (mmhmm), proud of it, oh crap


I ate I ate oatmeal with like this integrated veggies, cause <mandarin>我:wo


that one is like soft so can just like slurp, slurp it all up, so ya lor, had oatmeal then, and broccoli cauliflower a do you know how to say broccoli in chinese I've always wondered


ya precisely why I am asking right I wanna find out okay I guess not, you probably don't know either, , , !wah! you very boring I talk to you until want sleep


luckily I'm on my bed !wah!, okay lor <mandarin>我很累:wo hen lei </mandarin> okay I can really sleep right here right now, , okay but I really need go and like trim my basil leaf later


eh actually, I think I still have pesto in the fridge leh


no but that one can keep one, okay lor, okay lor, don't eat lor, can also lah actually that's how you use up your basil and in a way preserve it


pine nuts or any kind of nuts actually they say walnuts are fine as well and the other time I use cashews cause I like the flavour, cashews is like very mild


ya pine nuts are good, but I don't have pine nuts eh, but cashew <mandarin>也不不便宜:ye bu bu bian yi </mandarin> eh


okay lah, nevermind ah then I add peanut lor peanut <mandarin>最便宜了:zui pian yi liao </mandarin> is just smell like peanut butter after that oh my gosh, oh ya another day I want to make the hummus


you know what's that or not, ya, you add the, eh when you went to france did you try the


the little falafel, I can't remember, I can't remember but was like really, no falafel is <mandarin>那个:na ge</mandarin> chickpea like fried chickpea balls


!wah! very nice eh I think you will actually like it, like so right it's like pita bread then they put some salad like fresh salad then they put chickpea fritters and they put this like the Tzatziki sauce which is like sesame cream sauce on it


ya, like, I don't know, I feel like you'll appreciate that, apart from that, I don't know, like actually french food is like very meh leh


I don't know, ya eh I don't think you eat Hum right,


oh serious you like the Hum in the #char kway teow# oh my god, , no I don't like Hum one, you not true singaporean lah you don't know how eat chilli


oh my gosh mcspicy is not even spicy


ya like legit, I will add curry sauce tthen it's like, oh eh dinner, ya oh my god again, no no no too bad


no lah but tomorrow eh no tomorrow sorry I'm gonna get my tooth extracted I can't eat that, if you want can <mandarin>打包:da bao </mandarin> for you, you want


you confirm norway, no need check, eight thirty


no tomorrow MC what, I'm gonna get my tooth extracted eh how to, no lah but, I will still have work to do lah so


if not later my boss I tell you <mandarin>有完没完:you wan mei wan </mandarin> ah eh, right #tio chua# right I scared also, like he !aiya! he just very


, micromanaging, ya <mandarin>小:xiao </mandarin> on , and then you know that time my #ah lian# cool friend she was just like eh now down here <mandarin>小冷:xiao leng </mandarin> she will put the <mandarin>小:xiao </mandarin> before every word one leh she damn funny


no lah as in like !wah! she <mandarin>小:xiao </mandarin> Lian that's what it is, she damn funny, !aiya! I really miss travelling, ya no lah eh #pulau ubin# still can travel


ya lah is an island what, kind of like you literally go over the sea lor, like there's a ferry right there you know that's like the closest you can get to, a travel experience right


walk


then they sit on the truck lah, no as in so like those truck people right they wanna make more money then they collect like a flat fee from the students like five dollars lah


!huh!, so they have been walking over, oh my god, why god so poor thing ya what the shit


!wah! then I hope their school not in #pasir ris# man can you imagine freaking from the causeway all the way to, #pasir ris# oh my goodness, [orh] then, then actually they can stay in hall mah <mandarin>不用:bu yong </mandarin> like <mandarin>每天回家:mei tian hui jia </mandarin> what


ya lah then go back once a month lah !walao! eh now got this kind of thing, [orh], okay lah but, Heng now got facetime


right, ya lor that's why go back also, ya lor if not like very <mandarin>烦:fan </mandarin> right everyday like , you will see your


ya lor she <mandarin>念念念:nian nian nian </mandarin> like very fun for her lah but not fun for us, so I guess like if I were them I be like okay I stay in hall sorry cannot go back visit you


oh you want want to join, probably after my surgery, no it's just me and joleen and I'm not going with like, no no lah no boyfriend


no lah I not going with, the boyfriend so so awkward, okay I'm down


oh my god <mandarin>你有看那个:ni you kan na ge </mandarin> video mah like the manager, freaking funny what the heck, ya he was like poker face right there damn funny


(hmm) ya, then their face is like damn expressionless you are like what the hell are you even, no lah he just look like, freaking Noob !aiya! don't how to say, but anyway is the universal studios actually open already


but <mandarin>好像开了:hao xiang kai liao </mandarin> right, ya I read the news, I mean


you just gotta look for another job lor what to, ya that's why, I got a job, !wah! I still complain about my manager better not sorry sorry


I take it back, ya lah ya lah ya lah okay I'm damn grateful, four (oo) four


four (oo) four, ya, !huh!, ya what the hell is just red bean soup, red bean soup


like that also obssess, then you just like heartless, where I can't wait for the dango


, can make the cutesy shapes,


of course not lah !walao! eh <mandarin>很笨:hen ben </mandarin> leh <mandarin>你:ni </mandarin> of course they will like probably know that you would have left, no donki is twenty four hours, but who stays there for like three days


!wah! you hobo ah you stay there three days put sleeping bag inside ah like that, you already <mandarin>上新闻:shang xin wen </mandarin> I tell you if like you stay there three days you think nobody will stomp you ah


!huh! they got bubble tea, how much, eh, four ninety <mandarin>还:hai </mandarin> okay ah but is it


big cup or like or regular like, (oo), !huh!, true true no I know I know sweet talk


still have, the other day nicole she ordered like, some sweet talk milk tea, ya, that one as in like, it's a childhood thing you know it's like something you drink in secondary school


I mean sometimes it's like nostalgia you know, like like <mandarin>想当年:xiang dang nian </mandarin> that kind of thing then like you will just drink out of nostalgia, but ya their pearls like quite hard is not like the chewy chewy kind cause


they just don't really I think they use the, err like Phoon Huat kind of pearls that's why, ya and then the Phoon Huat pearls like very hard one, ya, sorry me lah you bubble tea connoisseur


my gosh speaking of which, chrysanthemum milk tea, that one is chrysanthemum milk tea, different


you want or not, eh but now I toothache how to chew, the pearl, I should just drink the milk tea, then don't order pearls


where got, so many !wah! I didn't even realize,


never drink that much, , eh how ah so later dinner still haven't decide, McDonald's #ai mai#, order, order delivery lor


no sometimes foodpanda got free delivery what offer for some places, you never try you cannot say <mandarin>不好吃:bu hao chi </mandarin> what


!aiya!, ya Pelican,


you know Pelican, that time we went for whose birthday ah, oh ya ah your birthday, ya damn sad that one also like actually very nice


, oh ya hor


(mmhmm), !huh!


but <mandarin>你们有喝酒:ni men you he jiu </mandarin> right, oh okay, (oo), no lah but one drink thirty dollars quite expensive lah


no ah then that's like standard bar price ah, no eh actually that night when I went out with joleen also like we split like sixty sixty each, no I only had two GNTs


ya like cause I see the thing expensive ah then I ah okay lah don't drink so much, ya, you know joleen told me she bought her err her Hendricks Gin from DFS only thirty dollar plus leh ya


she said DFS when it was like clearing stocks, she doesn't even know I'm into it, !aiya! wasted


don't know leh she say when she get hers at twenty nine, which is like okay technically forty bucks but still that's like really cheap, ya, exactly


, you also face red hor, we look like Hokkaido monkey you know the white white monkey the red face


, , so cute, bye bye, ya oh my gosh I went to my friend's house that day in like his corgi is super cute his name is belly


actually compared to nicole's <mandarin>他不会说很肥诶:ta bu hui shuo hen fei ei </mandarin> cause you know nicole's one is like really straight down oh my gosh that one is really like damn fat, ya he's really damn fat


then like <mandarin>我朋友的:wo peng you de</mandarin> right like josh's err, ya


corgi like, like fat fat very cute one, then they walk then their butt shake shake shake oh my gosh so cute


he was about I think <mandarin>大概:da gai </mandarin> one year old already lah, no because like he very naughty, then after that no no no so like the first one was because like they were he's like a breeder dog eventually they sold him then like to this malay lady but then like she divorced the husband so like that was like you know their fur kid kind of thing ya then after like


because of that like obviously cause you they are malay then like very difficult to have a dog at home like all your neighbors confirm say you that kind of thing ya they confirm gossip one so she like gave it up and that's when nicole got him lor


but like he kept the original she kept the original name lah which is nugget, so cute, no lah but he was so young like he couldn't really tell


ya true, it's like, just really lovable, then he like you pat


ya, ya just like, that's so true, we need a world filled with animals and talk


really meh, no lah maybe she can converse with them like eh what you want, , ya everyday they will just be like I want food so cute


oh ya the other day you say you want to bake stuff right, don't know you say you want bake cookies or what then you want put the, characters on it


then you say for what, !haiya! <mandarin>浪费时间啊你:lang fei shi jian a ni </mandarin> then you everyday doing what in your room


ya but is like you find job then like that's a few hours only what then like the other few hours you do what, oh okay


not watching gossip girl meh sometimes walk into your room don't know like eh isn't that blair what is she doing on your screen, what the hell


ya, ya, I then don't want ah you want you go yourself okay, no but you want to watch this mulan for what you know they're not gonna even that have songs like reflection all that


I don't even think the dog is in the movie they didn't even have mushu, you know like moshu is like the funniest thing about the animation but they don't even have mushu like this is a travesty how could you leave


no but like you know lion king all that they still like do that fake, I don't know it's called but ya, ya they do like the fake animals and stuff, this is like but this one they didn't even put in the effort to make a fake dragon then you make him talk


ya, , , ya like <mandarin>没有心情出去:mei you xin qing chu qu </mandarin> also like now you want wear your clothes also then you like !wah! Sian I look damn fat


like this one stick out that one stick out, don't want lah I think stay at home do the youtube video can already


ya then you do the workout video you don't want do also can stop what, that's your problem already, wahl I'm like I don't want to go and run lah !walao! my left side swollen look like a freak like that you ask me go outside and run


ya exactly , , oh my gosh speaking of hamsters, hamtaro used to be like our childhood thing


still very cute what, but nowadays like <mandarin>没有看到那个:mei you kan dao na ge </mandarin> merchandise already, , think it's like passe already


!aiya! now four seventeen, !wah!, finally, like <mandarin>嘴巴痒:zui ba yang </mandarin> you know like want to eat but then don't know what to eat also


no I'm not even a few hours every like few minutes, but because like <mandarin>牙齿痛:ya chi tong </mandarin> then now I, what


got, I just brought down that day the one packet that I was supposed to top up so, so <mandarin>应该有两包对吗:ying gai you liang bao dui ma </mandarin> ya, why


but she buy already then she never eat she put there are what display a museum is it of course buy is to eat one what, ya like we buy already then we replenish lor to make up for the fact that we ate her chips I guess


I'm not gonna wait nobody that's not gonna work,


what the hell, oh my god then <mandarin>不会痛:bu hui tong </mandarin> meh, ya ya


ya but I think if if he gave me an option as well I also like want to do all four


but anyway <mandarin>他们有方那个:ta men you fang na ge </mandarin> anesthetic right, [orh] okay lah


[orh], the vibration


like as long as you know it's just, you don't feel the pain like it's fine if I see it ya, [orh], no lah go white sands


because the doctor recommend me, got got, white sands <mandarin>有那个:you na ge </mandarin> err the what ah McDonald's KFC


err but you wanted the mcgriddles for breakfast what, still okay, ya but by the time I come back is still like breakfast time what so I also no matter what I buy breakfast food what


you know so whatever you want then you tell me ah don't want then too bad , , !wah! eh last time you extract your teeth how many days MC ah


[orh], but I think even I get the four days MC


ya lor that's why so like, friday eh no no no <mandarin>下个星期一:xia ge xing qi yi </mandarin> right cause national day


cause err national day is ninth august which is sunday ah, I think so ya then monday when they will be like off in lieu ah, Shiok ah no need study no what study no need work


then don't need see steph face, now whar time, , eh you know did you see the neighbour's house why got the that gap above like is it an exit


what's that ah like the airwheel, oh, always wondered what it was okay nevermind oh ya how to decorate the balcony ah, stupid shaun <mandarin>他讲要帮我:ta jiang yao bang wo </mandarin> decorate then <mandarin>他现在还没有帮我:ta xian zai hai mei you bang wo </mandarin> decorate


I think probably next week onward as in he replied <mandarin>他们:ta men </mandarin> already but then haven he wanted to ask for something that is like not too high risk cause he realised that no no he realized like actually still have to go down to the sites one so he was like asking whether they have other positions that like they they don't have to like go down to the site lah so they were checking for him


anyway he applied for another one also then he's hoping he'll get the other one cause that one the pay higher, no erone that one I think is MOH I don't know


ya <mandarin>五千:wu qian </mandarin> leh then contact tracing <mandarin>都不用去那个:dou bu yong qu na ge </mandarin> site de so it's like ya so it's like quite okay lah that's why a lot of people apply


!aiya! but don't know lah see how lah, no lah but <mandarin>现在:xian zai </mandarin> because the situation is like that when flying ya ya


I'm flying cause back then Hoseh already lor, , okay lor, !aiya!, everyday sit at home also Sian,


ya, ya MRT I tell you, still very crowded, but okay lah now it's still better than last time


Bugis or what not even that bad cause like half as crowded as it usually is on weekend


ya that's why then <mandarin>不会说很很忙:bu hui shuo hen hen mang </mandarin> like that like not a lot of people ah, probably ya, ya, then like they out of the blue got pig one leh


I mean like the prices and all that, it was like what the shit, like just now I search is only seventeen dollars now become twenty something, [orh] <mandarin>去做:qu zuo </mandarin> dango, we go


(mm)


ya I also saw


of course <mandarin>不可以啦:bu ke yi la </mandarin> is so damn, and I also heard them when I went to the toilet they were like smoking and talking so loudly


!huh! but now you can like report anonymously you know, ya


today sunday leh why are you stuck at home like me, because your face is damn swollen, !huh! Sian I stayed at home like since friday haven't gone out all because of this like COVID


then must check in check out <mandarin>烦死人:fan si ren </mandarin> ah


ya weekend is the worst lcuky we are at home today, ya lor


eh your teeth pain ah, how about later actually I very <mandarin>饿:e </mandarin> now leh <mandarin>我很饿:wo hen e </mandarin> leh you eh, (hmm) how about eh later I cook for you red bean soup,


<mandarin>红豆汤:hong dou tang</mandarin> eh you know how nourishing it is for your teeth or not, people want cook for you you don't want then okay lor don't want lor, Sian I think ah we stuck at since COVID ah we may stuck at home all of us can become chefs already you every day cook and bake


please you leh , I can cook red bean soup what now


, (hmm), I can make <mandarin>面包:mian bao</mandarin> bread, ya, err the empty bread lah plain bread


you don't eat bread meh every day also people eat bread what,


dango you have the dango powder meh, you have the podwer now ha, eh later <mandarin>我们做:wo men zuo </mandarin> lah, !yay! eh why today so hot ah last few days okay


but I thought yesterday last few days <mandarin>下雨天:xia yu tian </mandarin> then today so hot,


I think my plant all die already eh you know the government gave out the NPARKS seeds, ya I got the #kang kong# and tomato seed leh, err I planted two days ago <mandarin>开花:kai hua </mandarin> eh okay not <mandarin>开花:kai hua </mandarin> lah but the like the plant germinate already


no choice right no choice right who ask me be you sister also not I choose one ,


, err, no lah you can make the thai style you know the <mandarin>猪肉:zhu rou </mandarin> the basil pork rice nice what


!huh! <mandarin>都是:dou shi </mandarin> basil what what's the difference


okay lah this week we can make <mandarin>那个:na ge </mandarin> what's that called <mandarin>那个:na ge </mandarin> pasta uh ah, , okay


tasty ya ya tasty tasty I love tasty, one pot pasta eh <mandarin>很容易做:hen rong yi zuo </mandarin> leh just throw everything inside the pot right !wah! I like okay


okay ah


can, just make sure it doesn't die lah ah today when I saw it looks dead


, like a bit can lah release you know like crispy crispy ya looks like it


ya, crash landing, eh <mandarin>妈妈每天跟那个:ma ma mei tian gen na ge </mandarin> plants <mandarin>讲话:jiang hua </mandarin> eh my tomato plant


ya really, ya and the #kang kong# also, , ya then, err <mandarin>用功读书:yong gong du shu </mandarin>


I think so cause the plant is chinese what, but the #kang kong# is chinese, <NEN> I have no idea oh my god my italian sucks


so long <mandarin>你要去日本:ni yao qu ri ben </mandarin> leh, , ya


I thought all Ichiran <mandarin>都一样:dou yi yang</mandarin> what all got booths what, eh <mandarin>我从来都没有跟别人坐:wo cong lai dou mei you gen bie ren zuo </mandarin> eh I always sit alone


ya I got no friends ma no friend so sit alone lor


I don't like to talk to people, no no no I don't want to wait for the, for the because if you go as a group right then you have to wait


for awhile what if you one person right <mandarin>很快:hen kuai</mandarin> instant, ya lah of course, the whole point is to eat a noodle not to meet friend


okay lor <mandarin>你有朋友:ni you peng you </mandarin> I don't have


eh your room very dusty leh how long you never clean already ah, really I see like so dusty


, I put my foot down, too bad have to talk to you what


but she just playing on friday, you see so many, dust


no way seriously, is she like singaporean, of course lah who will call their kid dust


, don't know how some parents name their kids one, maybe their chinese not good


Abcde eh but <mandarin>灰尘:hui chen </mandarin> right it's actually quite mystical as like grey morning you know like maybe they met in the morning the parents , what were you saying like


maybe maybe, I only know amen, no, !huh!


A B, Abcde, ya, ya, actually very smart what


oh my god no wonder I have so many friends called aaron, all Kiasu one no wonder, why my name ah every time the back few in class, like <mandarin>没有上进心:mei you shang jin xin </mandarin> like that really


in the middle there's only you something seemed okay I am okay, isn't that bad enough by the time reach your turn you already like !huh!


true you always have things to say I know that well, (hmm), !aiyo! <mandarin>好像真的很饿:hao xiang zhen de hen e </mandarin> eh


cause we need to cook the red bean soup later, dango,


, ya


true, true true true I think I have I had two of my friends who got the meat what's it called poultry poisoning ah, ya then another time my friend also


but got craving mah becuase I'm I'm a <mandarin>猪:zhu </mandarin> what in the morning I sleep so cannot wake up in time for <mandarin>鸡饭:ji fan </mandarin> in the day mah so must eat for dinner


tomorrow is already like, quite late eh tomorrow, !huh! tomorrow monday, !huh! today sunday meh, !oops!


at least you have work to do now, I also nothing much to do everyday just sit at home, eh let me do this job leh hello whoever is listening <mandarin>我需要这份工作:wo xu yao zhe fen gong zuo </mandarin> eh


what you never had really are really I think you do this somewhat everyday we chat room just nice yeah so I usually stay at home also can find money ya, really ah everyday nothing to do then somemore everyday we chit chat (oo) just nice, ya


really very <mandarin>晒:shai </mandarin> eh cannot,


eh bonbon yesterday I heard him eh he bark until so loud, ya, but like the owner everytime put him in the sun do you know that pups right they are not meant for like our kind of weather


because their tongues are short so they cannot like expel the heat very fast <mandarin>他会很热:ta hui hen re </mandarin> eh they stay in singapore, that's why, poor thing


also ya, also not your dog, I really just water a bit then okay talk a bit to the flower then


but you haven't young in your hair and I tell you are the #kang kong# the tomato then also got blue pea flower my mummy have you water enough lah really I will still go and talk to the flower you know still have some sense of, have I tell you what the #kang kong# the tomato and also got blue pea flower, eh enough lah everyday I will still go talk to the flower you know still have some sense of responsibility


ya lor people still need help you water this morning ha, you very <mandarin>不认真:bu ren zhen </mandarin> leh


!aiyo! your table ah, my room ah even hotter


eh this week <mandarin>我们去那个:wo men qu na ge </mandarin> ikea lah, I want to, nevermin <mandarin>我要买椅子:wo yao mai yi zi </mandarin> leh my chair going to break


, eh ya sausage


can buy more lah we will eat one what, !yay!, !haiya! just eat lah, the most next day then


, !walao! but we end up we have to barbecue at home now they limit the eh is it still the case that


if dining in, !alamak! <mandarin>五个人:wu ge ren </mandarin> how to I got no I mean I don't have a lot of friends lah but sometimes got more than five of us what


split table might as well don't meet already, , okay lah, okay lah get all the guys barbecue <mandarin>我们可以:wo men ke yi </mandarin> like slack down here


[orh], okay lor, eh <mandarin>我做那个:wo zuo na ge </mandarin> salad ah toss toss toss done


I like eh I Chope I Chope the salad, ya yup, meat, , (oo) I love Satay


eh have you eaten a Satay by the way, I like it eh but then all my friends say I stupid cause, is like very touristy place, oh ya ya ya Satay club I don't like eh [orh]


ya I don't like their Satay, people still go there meh


, eh did you see the news, the east coast beach hor


over the last few days a lot of rubbish wash up the shore, beachfront right it's just litter like you can't even see the sand, ya I don't even know why I mean <mandarin>很多人去:hen duo ren qu </mandarin> picnic meh


, no it's like plastic bottle, what okay eh <mandarin>那个那个:na ge na ge </mandarin> like fish <mandarin>会死掉:hui si diao </mandarin> eh


eh I saw my friend volunteer eh, two of them but I know very pig one what I cannot wake up at in the morning and go clean trash, eh next week we go lah,


just think of the good karma you know if you save to fish then maybe your next life you won't be a fish


, ya of course, okay


eh can you give me your toy or not, why, I've been eyeing it since, I mean he's quite cute but actually <mandarin>他也很肮脏:ta ye hen ang zang </mandarin> leh like you like that


you see ah still so black, no I say you are very dirty so like even your stuff also no matter you wash still so, ya


[orh] , !wah! now I feel like eating hokkien Mee eh I cannot talk about food one when I'm hungry


really,


!huh! <mandarin>我没有听过:wo mei you ting guo </mandarin> eh #pasir ris# got good food since when, (oo)


maybe I should go and try that soon , (mmhmm) eh actually dinner <mandarin>我要去那个机场:wo yao qu na ge ji chang </mandarin> eh <mandarin>那个:na ge</mandarin> jewel, eh <mandarin>你要去吗:ni yao qu ma </mandarin> shake shack, (oo) shake shack


ya I saw it that day at the blog, , okay lah actually save money eh stay at home if not you usually go out more


true lah, very <mandarin>方便:fang bian </mandarin> eh just buy from shopee I love shopee too, really, eh <mandarin>你不怕:ni bu pa </mandarin> meh like all the germs


Sian lah stuck at home


ya lor better do be a <mandarin>好公民:hao gong min </mandarin> eh,


good what, learn how to cook ha <mandarin>煮饭洗衣:zhu fan xi yi </mandarin> stay at home


!huh! I never hear before, (hmm)


you can be your <mandarin>黄脸婆:huang lian po </mandarin> ah I be a err I be the <mandarin>公主:gong zhu </mandarin> at home you can be the <mandarin>黄脸婆:huang lian po </mandarin> , you say one what


you think so lah,


I also very sleepy, eh good luck eh and now everyday you sleep until so late, when do you need go back to the office


err I mean can lah but no need no need see your face everyday


maybe, I really need go and find a proper job


, , trying to survive you know <mandarin>不容易:bu rong yi </mandarin> okay everyday


eh do you know your favourite teo heng, oh my god they close like seven out of seventeen of their stores, eh and if they don't recover in like when ah two months <mandarin>他们会:ta men hui </mandarin> like <mandarin>关闭:guan bi </mandarin> leh all the stores leh


ya, they can open already what, err not me, no <mandarin>我不敢啦:wo bu gan la </mandarin> but, some people don't care one what you see actually a lot of places very crowded one you know


ya, singaporeans cannot stay at home , me too


go teo heng lor, eh do you know microphone is the most dangerous you know there was this US athlete right !wah! <mandarin>他很好笑:ta hen hao xiao </mandarin> eh you know he go and, say there's no such thing as COVID then he go and lick the microphone then he got COVID eh


ya, stupid right !wah! he deserve it that one, that's why after that I don't dare go teo heng already


!hannor! all the mic, but then all the teo heng gone already I tell you


me, very noisy I don't like, no I mean I'm a homebody, uh


that's why really pig ah, then <mandarin>午餐:wu can </mandarin> leh you never eat ah


of course not do I look like I know [orh] everything is <mandarin>菜:cai </mandarin> what, then I don't know I don't know broccoli can you not test me ah then ask me this kind of thing, , you also do know right


I talk to you I also want to sleep right <mandarin>一样:yi yang </mandarin> okay, you try to sleep ah, !haiyo!


, eh <mandarin>你煮你快点吃那个煮那个:ni zhu ni kuai dian chi na ge zhu na ge </mandarin> pasta leh <mandarin>我很想吃:wo hen xiang chi </mandarin> pesto, <mandarin>那个已经烂掉:na ge yi jing lan diao </mandarin> eh you put there for one week eh


two weeks, later you get food poisoning , I want fresh one using the new basil italian basil leaves


eh then wait you need pine nuts is it, really, I love pine nuts it's very buttery


damn <mandarin>香:xiang </mandarin> okay I tell you, , no lah pine nuts is like almost as expensive as macadamia I think I don't know


it's okay I'm not the one making the pesto, ya lor,


hummus, no of course I know lah, I like it, eh <mandarin>那个在:na ge zai </mandarin> europe very famous leh the hummus


nope I've never tried it in my life


, oh


I don't know eh like, I still like, singapore food lah, I'm a singaporean, Hum, more Hum better ah I love Hum in #char kway teow#


ya, if not you eat your #char kway teow# for what, !aiya! <mandarin>我怕辣:wo pa la </mandarin> cannot take so much spice


I can eat mcspicy means very good already eh


who eat people eat mcspicy also still add the garlic chilli weirdo, my god now now you talk about mcspicy, mcgriddles, do eh they don't have it for dinner right


!huh! <mandarin>我真的很想吃那个:wo zhen de hen xiang chi na ge </mandarin> mcgriddles, (hmm)


if I'm awake you can, you can check with me, I don't even know if I'm awake at ten AM, ya lor, eh what time is your appointment, !huh! so <mandarin>早:zao </mandarin> you can wake up meh


then how you work you need go to the, [orh] tomorrow MC


how to, work from home can, Keng one what very easy to Keng


eh your boss very <mandarin>可怕:ke pa </mandarin> I tell you every time I hear his voice I so like damn scared,


, she <mandarin>小笨:xiao ben </mandarin> ah


travel travel your head lah you can only travel to the toilet now, #pulau ubin# isn't that in singapore


that's not traveling


eh you know malaysia hor <mandarin>那个:na ge </mandarin> all the <mandarin>学生:xue sheng </mandarin> right you know they have to walk across the border eh, with their luggage walk because, only trucks are allowed to drive through


no but, no but there are you know how many students are there or not thousands leh even if <mandarin>那个:na ge </mandarin> truck <mandarin>可以载他们:ke yi zai ta men </mandarin> right is only one person


so you just pull their luggage and then, ya, like walk one kilometer eh


no lah most of them are, ya, !wah! most of them are uni students I think NUS okay lah quite near the other side of singapore already


, but <mandarin>想家:xiang jia </mandarin> what you never miss you <mandarin>爸爸妈妈:ba ba ma ma </mandarin> meh, !hanna!, no, they are not allowed they only allowed to go back every few months I think, because


eh no actually need go back everyday meh I mean need go back every month meh I mean okay lah once every three months, I also want to stay away from home eh no lah , ya


everyday ah mummy <mandarin>念:nian </mandarin> us one leh, ya lah


actually want go Sentosa also leh, !huh! when are you going, oh no I don't wanna be <mandarin>电灯泡:dian deng pao </mandarin> okay


not boyfriend ah, got boyfriend already, don't want I want go, wanna go to the, the universal studios


but scared of COVID then later they like japan also they don't let you scream on the roller coaster I cannot eh, , ya, damn <mandarin>好笑:hao xiao </mandarin> okay I tell you, then his face is like he look damn scared but cannot scream cause


ya because he's the one who say cannot scream, no but you can see he's damn scared


I think I don't know they open then they close then they open I think now, ya eh but the people who work there also very <mandarin>可怜:ke lian </mandarin> leh you know they fire like two thousand people did you see if it were me right I don't know what to do


you just call it from your job ya lah <mandarin>没办法:mei ban fa</mandarin> lah now everybody also like ya so you never know, ya lah <mandarin>没办法啦:mei ban fa la </mandarin> now everybody also like, you never know, !hanna! !hanna!,


ya, you better go and <mandarin>反省:fan xing </mandarin> I tell you, now, four four (oo) four


!aiyo!, need make the red bean soup eh, I very aunty one, ,


, I'm simple , dessert what can't go out and eat so, just think about what can eat at home lor


(hmm), eh that day we go right we go to the donki, we went to the donki I never check out of the, donki page leh so they think I was at would they think I was at donki for three days would they think that I camp ovenight


oh ya got closing time right, oh shit ya lah then they think I camp there what, !huh!


!aiya! this stupid check in check out ah I always forget to check out one leh, I don't mind staying there for three days eh they got prepared food !wah! we love the Takoyaki and what ah eh have you tried the bubble tea from donki


ya they have matcha hojicha like, similar lor all the bubble tea shop all same price what is around, ya lah <mandarin>五块啦五块啦:wu kuai la wu kuai la </mandarin> four ninety, actually very <mandarin>贵:gui </mandarin> leh


regular like like the small like the regular KOI one lor, , !aiya! now <mandarin>每个人都要赚你的钱啦:mei ge ren dou yao zhuan ni de qian la </mandarin> who will give you like a big cup for five dollars


sweet talk still around meh sweet talk, !huh!, !huh!, nice or not


!ee! but I won't want to drink sweet talk eh now you got playmade chicha you still want to drink sweet talk, uh sorry I rather choose, sorry ah I rather drink playmade ah my favourite


!eww!, is like <mandarin>石头啊:shi tou a </mandarin> might as well ask you eat the stone


, no lah I only like playmade , see you so auntie what drink chrysanthemum, true lah


I also want chrysanthemum milk tea eh should we order from Grab, we every other day drink chrysanthemum tea, very <mandarin>凉:liang </mandarin> what is good for your teeth you know chrysanthemum, ya


eh but we order milk tea like, twice or thrice last week eh, have lah we drink Gong Cha then, playmade, that's because you never order okay also not you


pay one, !aiyo!, eh <mandarin>我很懒惰:wo hen lan duo </mandarin> leh I don't want queue


shake shack I don't want lah, I mean we order lah, but <mandarin>都不好吃:dou bu hao chi </mandarin> one the foodpanda offer the


true lah true, eh but now a lot of a lot of F&B hor close you know my favourite antoinette !wah! their <mandarin>蛋糕:dan gao </mandarin> I tell you !whoa! the <mandarin>蛋糕:dan gao </mandarin> is the best but sorry no more already


oh Pelican ya, my birthday you also forget ya Pelican, , MBS


eh you like <mandarin>日本餐:ri ben can </mandarin> or not, that day I go the Jypsy right, is like PS cafe, it's like <mandarin>他们他们买:ta men ta men mai </mandarin> right like all the like tapas japanese tapas like all the sharing plate lah <mandarin>你跟你朋友去:ni gen ni peng you qu </mandarin> right like you can order like a few dishes


eh <mandarin>很贵诶:hen gui ei </mandarin> I tell you their seven tako ah like, it's like half the size of a normal taco seven dollars each ah, ya <mandarin>我们两个人吃:wo men liang ge ren chi </mandarin> right end up the bill was like hundred and sixty


then after that we still go and after that we still go and find, only <mandarin>喝一杯:he yi bei </mandarin> what, ya that's not a lot eh <mandarin>三十多块:san shi duo kuai </mandarin> eh, ya


no lah one drink as in two drinks thirty dollar, I thought you find the food very expensive, but how many but you <mandarin>酒鬼:jiu gui </mandarin> lah you drink a lot of drinks right


!huh! you only drink two, ya lor drink at home right more <mandarin>划算:hua suan</mandarin> buy the whole bottle sixty, no way sixty plus leh where she buy from when


how come she never tell you she's not a good friend, that time I saw it was like eighty bucks eh and then sale sixty plus for Hendricks Gin


!wah! damn, damn <mandarin>划算:hua suan </mandarin> I tell you thirty plus thirty plus right you go out drink two drink already thirty plus,


you then <mandarin>死啊:si a </mandarin> everyday drink until face red, ya but I'm cuter lah I mean


if only we had pets


the sounds like a fat corgi


eh but <mandarin>越胖越可爱:yue pang yue ke ai </mandarin> lah hor


like kids like that, ya kids also, I also want corgi eh but is it expensive to get a corgi,


but her but her dog the corgi wasn't newborn right as in it was, you know why because the owner realized <mandarin>他吃很多:ta chi hen duo </mandarin> then rather give him away


(oo) he is, [orh], , [orh]


!aiyo!, poor thing, ya, ya correct correct, so sad


if not <mandarin>它会很:ta hui hen </mandarin> confuse leh you like suddenly change to fries or what, then he don't know how to respond


if I suddenly change your name leh I call you a Prata or what you you will respond meh you also won't right,


ya pets are better than people, ya


okay that will be quite scary ah, ya


ya, !huh! bake what


I say to see whether I really want to then after I say I don't feel like doing


try to find a job lor, you think very easy ah now <mandarin>经济:jing ji </mandarin> sucks okay, my brain still working what my brains still thinking about what job to find


eh but I also wanna go cinema watch the train to busan eh but you know so many COVID cases in the cinema recently, eh I'm damn sad you know mulan they go and postpone to next year


I want to see the the dog the mulan dog


they can't find a real life dragon what, oh ya, true true true true true,


eh <mandarin>你很肥诶:ni hen fei ei </mandarin> I think you better go and run already, I cannot fit into a lot of my clothes will die


I mean later <mandarin>我们可以去跑步:wo men ke yi qu pao bu</mandarin> lah but then very hot you know today, very hard leh follow workout video I mean run at least I don't want to run I can stop


but <mandarin>我会在那个:wo hui zai na ge </mandarin> yoga mat <mandarin>睡觉:shui jiao </mandarin> ah,


you like hamster, but he's I mean


I don't like him anymore I used to like me when I was, young, I think only in japan ah I don't really see him in singapore anymore


, four thirty I'm gonna make don't go


ya, !aiya! you everyday also <mandarin>嘴巴痒啦:zui ba yang la </mandarin> every every few hours go and eat food, go and find snacks


!wah! now I feel like eating the calbee hot and spicy chips !huh! really meh, I also top up eh


woah, we always eat her chips, ya lor, nevermind lah have constant supply better than don't have


, eh your mouth only one side left side pain ah that time only my left side was pain but then in the end right they extracted it'll be nearer the ya the Angmoh doctor tell me


ya the Angmoh doctor tell me err maybe extra both the bottom one then he say next time go back and extract the top one so Ino he say extract four in two sittings lah so I just tell him to just extract what all at one go lor so I extract all four leh


I mean pain lah but at least <mandarin>痛一次:tong yi ci </mandarin> what better than two times, unless you want take MC but also no lah now you might as well do one shot


ya lah I damn brave okay, , ya but you can still feel the you can hear them drilling your teeth lah like


no but then you don't feel anything like <mandarin>不会痛的:bu hui tong de </mandarin> but, I mean <mandarin>你会怕啦:ni hui pa la </mandarin> you know when you hear the sound is like then you can feel your like the hand moving your ya correct but you can't feel any pain at all


, eh eh eh where are you going Tampines ah


!huh! white sands, !huh! white sands <mandarin>没有东西吃的:mei you dong xi chi de </mandarin> leh I thought you go Tampines


I'm not gonna wake up right for breakfast, true


true


the doctor only wanna give me four days then <mandarin>我讲我我:wo jiang wo wo </mandarin> extract <mandarin>四个牙齿:si ge ya chi </mandarin> eh <mandarin>你给我七天:ni gei wo qi tian </mandarin> eh <mandarin>你给我四天我要七天:ni gei wo si tian wo yao qi tian </mandarin> then <mandarin>他:ta </mandarin> like okay [loh]


but <mandarin>你都:ni dou </mandarin> work from home what, ya no point no point getting so many lah I think four days actually, (hmm) really


I don't know leh oh ya, I don't know ah somewhere there,


!haiya!


no lah just to ya just to cover the airwheel


eh <mandarin>他做工了吗:ta zuo gong liao ma </mandarin> shaun


but <mandarin>他已经:ta yi jing </mandarin> [orh], oh,


maybe contact tracing lor, like <mandarin>每个人都要做:mei ge ren dou yao zuo </mandarin> ya


woah, ya lah work from home,


ya lah


!wah! damn Sian already okay I can't wait to leave the house, okay lah no lah actually I rather work from home


, ya, where ah


Bugis, Bugis quite central eh


I think everybody Grab lah, eh but Grab very <mandarin>贵:gui </mandarin> eh I cannot afford, ya,


okay [lah]


the, the curry powder that you, bought it


the bun, the, the, the


so expensive, buy