[orh] we going to eat the fried rice lor, the one I told you is a bit like the Din Tai Fung that kind, ah ah the king of fried rice I think I show you the picture before look look not bad look quite nice, ya ya ya on Facebook one is like six fifty per plate err one is cause they got four flavour one is egg egg rice one is XO one is tom yum and one is


err, eh what was the other one <mandarin>不懂忘记了:bu dong wang ji liao</mandarin> got four flavours lah, then you can add you can top up like one dollar to add the, what what's that ah Ebiko ah or something you know the the the the the roe orange colour the roe fish roe


is the orange colour one is it the one on sushi <mandarin>那个不是叫:na ge bu shi jiao</mandarin> fish roe meh, [orh] is different ah I don't know lah


[orh], ah ah ya lor that one lor but that one need add one dollar but I think they give a lot mah not sure, but <mandarin>不懂有没有排长龙:bu dong you mei you pai chang long</mandarin> lah, oh ya so I I !aiya! I told I told #shu ting# already I say tomorrow meet ya so I think we we going to meet at eleven at Bishan but her penchant is always she's late so


I told her lah I say <mandarin>你:ni</mandarin> err you you reach maybe like YCK or what already then you tell me then I go out of the house then she's like ah okay I update you again meaning like she cannot guarantee that she won't be late lah, cause she said mah she said in the WhatsApp group oh hope I won't be late then oh I say you better not be late


cause she actually #shu ting# also


but okay lah got you then can open up open her her up what ya last time err last time she was even quieter one like in secondary always the one I keep talking I keep talking I keep asking question


, eh I think, okay thank you goodbye, ah I think tick lor


it's not dentures damn it yes it's braces mel mel gave me the uh contact what


!oi! orchard


you know ah he is he's like an artist, you see that he bend the wire without, I don't know how to tell you eh he'll bend the wire just by looking at teeth ah but then he can bend bend bend the wire and he just, placed it on your teeth then [orh] then he just matches like that [orh]


uh I correct correct he he he just bend it this way right then after that he look at the teeth just by looking, then he bent it he bent to see the curves according to your


teeth he bend then he see that [orh] this one is uneven this and that, then <mandarin>他就这样放进去:ta jiu zhe yang fang jin qu </mandarin> lor, starting ah starting the first two days <mandarin>很难吃:hen nan chi </mandarin> uh, very sensitive your teeth will be very sensitive you can't bite


you have problem chewing, that's why they said eat soft food lor, ah then drink soup ah lor, !huh! who do who does braces and hospitalise <mandarin>你去住院啊住半天你以为什么:ni qu zhu yuan a zhu ban tian ni yi wei shen me </mandarin> <mandarin>我我做水坝还是做牙齿:wo wo zuo shui ba hai shi zuo ya chi </mandarin> you think I go for musical plastic surgery uh


no I I I did the I did the upper one first then one month later I did the lower, have because the upper one your tongue


is, then, it will be more irritated if you do the lower one so to get you


they do the upper one first, once you are, your tongue is familiar the thing then they do the bottom one, they do the upper one first, actually one week later can do ah but I did mine one month later


the bottom one ah, I think you can some people does it both at one day in one day


I mean it's up to you lah you want to do, just as long you see whether you can take it or not lor, you can <mandarin>忍:ren </mandarin> the the pain or not [orh], no it's not that kind of pain ah when you thought people go for extraction that kind of pain uh


the pain it's I'm talking about the scraping, against the braces your tongue scrape against the braces, ah it's so it's so painful, until I don't know how to explain to you


like ulcer [orh], imagined the both side of your tongue have ulcer, then then until ah I'm like stick out my tongue ah I dare not even close put it in my mouth you know start sometimes also I still get it now


not ulcer but it scrapes until it's sore, that's why your tongue scrapes until it's sore, it is a painful, ya lor, then <mandarin>你你你吃菜啦吃吃吃不懂:ni ni ni chi cai la chi chi chi bu dong </mandarin> all all these things ah


that day what ate the Chempedak my gosh is a torture man after my Chempedak, ya the whole thing ah like like, you know what is Beleko


flossing and brushing the Chempedak out or not wa is like never ending one eh, you brush ah then you pull ah the Chempedak still still don't want to come out you know my gosh it's like coil around the wire, like like like the whole


fiber ah Chempedak is it called fiber, !wah! roll coil around the wire so difficult to take it out


because it's bigger piece sometimes you go and heh use the tongue go and , scrape scrape a bit ah then it will come out already uh


like nuts nuts nuts are horrible, especially peanuts those chopped nuts ah hor, once you stuck there cannot come out already, that day I got stuck what the nuts in my teeth


(mmhmm), then brush [orh], ah lor you just take more time brushing and flossing


how often do you want to go and !wah! abstain yourself ah from all this food, I think coming three months already eh very fast hor three months already twenty two months eh I have to wear for twenty two months


ah, twenty two months okay ah, just, when eating that time a bit problem lor


eh, twenty two months ah it's not just that uh after they remove ah it's like a forever, maintenance eh, do you know that brian he he told me he he did braces before


but now also all Koyak already eh, the the thing the teeth shift, your teeth will definitely shift just as long as you are alive it will be constantly shifting if he does not, if you do not wear the retainers right


ultimately it will shift again, ya shifted, his teeth shifted ah he said waste money [orh]


cause you go through the pain then you spend that kind of money then end of the day you see that, the I'm sure when he remove it the result is there but after perhaps you give him five years three years, is not


your teeth will shift if you do not wear retainers, ah that's why I tell you it's a forever thing lor, that's why melvin even though he he did he's like ten years ago right once a while he still wear the retainer to sleep one leh


don't you see that melvin's teeth is so white and so straight, ya his teeth is very nice his teeth is very nice and he has a permanent retainer inside


so it's a permanent metal thing behind his teeth, is to hold the front tooth together yeah


sensitive ah, that is all it's all those <mandarin>洞:dong </mandarin> that trap the colour right


but you still have to


the tools also different, I don't think so eh I don't think so once the enamel is gone it's gone


it will be part of the package but obviously they say part of the package ah but at end of the day you still have to pay for it ah when it come to, to the payment time I think it's five hundred dollars or three hundred dollars eh I forget that permanent for the permanent retainer behind


!hannor! <mandarin>不痛不美吗:bu tong bu mei ma </mandarin> correct or not


since when got such thing one now ah everybody all so superficial, correct or not they see see the outside first


first let's say you go and do sales, you tell the person <mandarin>我有内在美:wo you nei zai mei </mandarin> what's the point you go and tell your boss <mandarin>我有内在美:wo you nei zai mei </mandarin> why don't you hire me <mandarin>我有内在美:wo you nei zai mei </mandarin> but then the face Koyak cannot meet customers how [orh]


furry ah furry ah <mandarin>毛毛:mao mao </mandarin> ah , do telemarketing , you keep saying dentures damn it they they are not they are not you know there is a difference between dentures and braces I'm not that old yet


down payment I think five thousand uh, then after that subsequently everytime you go you pay per visit, you know last time right when you you do braces they give you this package price then is unlimited


doctor's visit until the end of the whole session, they they change the whole system already, last time, you you make the down payment then you make a lump sum payment let's say they said ok your


braces will take you twenty months example then you pay this amount this this maybe, example I said you pay six seven thousand dollars excuse me that will include, all your visits to the dentist every month


that means per month you need to see if every month you need to see if ah in a way lah so every month when you you visit the doctor right, you don't have to pay because it's all inclusive already you have already paid in advance, but I think probably some people misuse it like example


I I see you like, twice a month I see you, once every three weeks or so, or even though if I see you every month I make sure I go for my appointment because end of the day I know it is already inclusive what ya lor I ya make full use what I just go there I see oh if nothing is to be done you clean my teeth it's still being paid for


I think the doctor lose money uh heh right or not if you think this way those those who will follow strictly to their schedule the doctor will not make from them, those who are lazy to go back scene yes probably so because he do not need to see them that often


I'm thinking why you want to drag right, I thought if you see him more often, he can rewire it then, then


considered essential essential


then <mandarin>他们就:ta men jiu </mandarin> Kiap Kiap the two metal together, at first I didn't know it was rubber then I was asking him, why that thing


I thought it was the glue I say eh why that thing change colour am, is it something I eat or what then he said oh you mean the rubber then you remove it, then actually the rubber can change one ah, , I didn't know it was rubber also


like the small little rubber band ah, so I see him every month, so that I thought can shorten the whole duration if I see him every six weeks example, doesn't it it just prolong the whole thing


then <mandarin>我不是看他二十个月咯每个月看他一次哦:wo bu shi kan ta er shi ge yue lo mei ge yue kan ta yi ci o </mandarin> then <mandarin>看二十个月:kan er shi ge yue </mandarin>orh, not every four weeks every evey month I will see him once, no what every month I thought what every month I see him once then it once it's


doesn't it how to say, doesn't it fix your teeth faster than you drag it to six weeks because he cannot redo the wire what, so every month you go or maybe not every month you redo the wire but


maybe the second every second visit straight away he will rewire for you that means he will try to realign again, then doesn't it shorten your time wearing the braces that's why that's why I say he's like an artist


depending lor how <mandarin>龅:bao </mandarin> is it lah no certain one ah you see ah like my brother the mouth ah


he's a bit how to say <mandarin>冒起:mao qi </mandarin> ah so that one ah, even if you do braces won't help one you need go operation for the jaw is jaw operation, ah so it's a different thing teeth is one thing jaw is another thing some people thought ah the your mouth like you go and do ah is actually not your teeth is your jaw


, you I dunno lah the doctor have to some so <mandarin>龅:bao </mandarin> already then how so <mandarin>龅:bao </mandarin> also you you how much can you move in because your gums are protruding what


your your gum protrude ah there is no way theu can push it in your teeth protrude they can push your teeth in, that's the difference


, can ah I think can lah but I don't know this one you need to see what the doctor recommend lor, but but <mandarin>他是:ta shi </mandarin> artist <mandarin>来的:lai de </mandarin> eh you must think eh


you paying paying you know, for an artist, to to,


but I, no but just last month after he did the first, wire change right, my front tooth started growing gap, it's so interesting ah just within a month ah a few weeks to a month


you can actually see the movement of your teeth eh !hannor! can lor <mandarin>有个:you ge </mandarin> gap <mandarin>在那边:zai na bian </mandarin> then then you realise your


so after that he saw he saw the gap the doctor saw the gap and he said okay I I see the gap don't worry too much uh it will go back now is only the starting only, so I'll put a spring behind so there's behind one tooth got a little small spring


then he go the spring he put through the wire then he put it on, within one week ah the gap close up already, ah, you see now there's no more gap within one week the gap close up already, interesting right [orh] just because you put the spring behind


I don't how how he does it uh I don't understand the, the logic of you know, how the wire, helps your tooth and everything


yup skilled they are skilled, imagine eh he did for mel ah, ten more than ten years ago eh quite old already eh that's why when my mom said eh want to see him better see him uh any older sometimes they are you know when you get older the skills


loss also right should say eh because mel was also like raving about him, he he's good he's good look at my mouth, then he said I used to be last time you know the <mandarin>阿牛:a niu </mandarin> the singer, no you know the <mandarin>阿牛:a niu </mandarin> the mouth then all the tooth all come out then got the extra tooth on the outside


you you remember <mandarin>阿牛:a niu </mandarin> or not, he say his is worse than <mandarin>阿牛:a niu </mandarin> eh, ah yes mel say uh his teeth was worse than <mandarin>阿牛:a niu </mandarin> eh, it oh


you should go and search his his is, terrible, so mel was saying look look at my teeth last time is like <mandarin>阿牛:a niu </mandarin> like that


and now look at it he's a saviour he keep saying he's a saviour, no lah mean if your mouth is like <mandarin>阿牛:a niu </mandarin> why do you not want to do it right


no lah if you live if you grew up with that kind of teeth you you ah


what is that call ah, cleft ah cleft cleft cleft ah eh go operation one eh cleft sometimes those very big gap one ah then have to go operate know


cleft no cleft last time I no I heard cleft it's, er, how to say uh is like, what not a disease is like when both parents they have uh


it's like a deformity on their child, ah, just like, maybe you know, father mother the chromosome don't match then the the child


as a deformity it's uh, I don't know how to explain that, I guess, but nowadays no probably, because because nowadays ah the


medical, it's so improve right, that maybe within one week after giving birth they can do the operation already, ah, unlike last time people wait till they grew up like three four five years old then the parents thought, maybe I should bring him to the hospital to get


get it done, now I think within few weeks or one month, the child can undergo operation to get it closed up


over there ah [orh] you mean that doctor went there ah I thought it was your your friend you say your friend I thought it's your I thought it was your friend ohh, but he started working again what ahmed say he came back working already mah


so long already right twenty thirty years


cause he say he preserve all of ahmed's teeth leh ah lor he said doesn't mean ah down here down here you know a bit decay or whatever ah


just by looking ah <mandarin>没有:mei you </mandarin> x-ray meh x-ray


'cause I'm not complaining he say he went to another strike just because a bit


uhh lousy ah all this, !hannor! within within one month lor already drop off ah then he went back then I ask ah make sure they don't charge you for it


right not you do already ah within it didn't even last then you want to chrage people do another time, !aiya! nowadays ah


everybody wants the easy way out uh no doctor want to you know, unlike the the the the past, x-ray <mandarin>赚钱吗:zhuan qian ma </mandarin> x-ray waa <mandarin>一张:yi zhang </mandarin> x-ray <mandarin>赚不知道多少钱:zhuan bu zhi dao duo shao qian </mandarin> you see last time <mandarin>你去看:ni qu kan </mandarin> the olden times ah <mandarin>我们去看:wo men qu kan </mandarin> dentist <mandarin>哪里有叫你去看:na li you jiao ni qu kan </mandarin> x-ray <mandarin>的:de </mandarin> it is all these new clinics ah


x-ray <mandarin>一张六十块:yi zhang liu shi kuai </mandarin>leh I think more than that leh


then they tell you they tell you oh you like x-ray ah I don't don't know what's wrong with your teeth know unable to determine this and that


they want to x-ray then they say they want to keep it as record so they know, they can track


, eh <mandarin>我刚刚抹才:wo gang gang ma cai </mandarin> leh the other day


come on, yo come on


very fast one leh this one, maybe because there's no <mandarin>那个那个盖:na ge na ge gai </mandarin> is it do you think so <mandarin>没有盖:mei you gai </mandarin> hor that's why <mandarin>比较快脏:bi jiao kuai zang </mandarin> !aiya! singapore everywhere is dusty what you you tell me one week you don't go and clean the floor no lah one week you don't clean the floor ah a layer of dust already


eh you want to explain to me what's the CRM right


okay CRM is it a, skill


is it, a like a app


so is a programme ah is not a skill acquired by the person, okay then why does the


I don't know they just put CRM, that's why I I ask you what is CRM


ah


so is is something like a timer ah


but what do they buy they bought it then it's input in the system ah


(mmhmm) ah


ERP as in what you're talking about our the car the ERP ah


but ah you see ah like that <mandarin>我:wo </mandarin> might as well <mandarin>自己用我的:zi ji yong wo de </mandarin> outlook uh outlook ah then <mandarin>我什么什么我去这个:wo shen me shen me wo qu zhe ge </mandarin> customer <mandarin>买了我:mai le wo </mandarin> key in, then <mandarin>我就放:wo jiu fang </mandarin> oh timer <mandarin>三个月后:san ge yue hou </mandarin> prawn mee


then <mandarin>好像我我我:hao xiang wo wo wo </mandarin> let's say <mandarin>我去洗我的:wo qu xi wo de </mandarin> aircon


then they just put CRM like that they expect people to know what they want meh


they want somebody in that field, but the age they're looking for is so so young then they expect them to have experience meh


what they already put requirements already what, then why why why do they actually put that if there's no requirement for that


no but doesn't, by putting it doesn't it, <mandarin>他们自己不是:ta men zi ji bu shi </mandarin>


cut a lot of their, candidates away already


!wah! what the heck no lah but waa <mandarin>你看这个人哇他一:ni kan zhe ge ren wa ta yi </mandarin> want so many things ah <mandarin>给给这种这种:gei gei zhe zhong zhe zhong </mandarin> salary I like hah are you all looking for are you all looking for interns or what that kind of price


I mean if you all want look for, potential candidates then you all who who who are you all trying to get with that kind of salary I I really don't know right


the job scope hor <mandarin>他们要的东西:ta men yao de dong xi </mandarin> out of that person


it's, so much and it looks like they require somebody, experienced, but the salary, they are paying like, a fresh or a you know, just graduated kind of kind of salary


that that that's why I I don't understand, everywhere the same lah


because they are the ones sourcing for things ah


ya lor admin lor <NEN> all the paperwork


but then down here they use recruitment recruiters uh


recruiters and headhunters <mandarin>不是一样:bu shi yi yang </mandarin> meh


!hannor! then they are recruiting lor ,


I thought recruiter is just as good as the person helping you to hire right, let's say I, example I say oh I need uh, I need a office cleaner then you are the recruiter then you say oh okay I help you find office cleaner


it's same thing right justlike, that's the recruiter job isn't it but that's the recruiter's job isn't it


but recruiter cannot be headhunter meh, or head hunter cannot be recruiter can right they they they double up right, !wah! everybody ah one person do two jobs ah


(mmhmm) ah lor, , the who pass you his portfolio already ah


but <mandarin>他没有没有跟你的:ta mei you mei you gen ni de </mandarin> boss <mandarin>讲:jiang </mandarin> ah


should let your boss decide himself


, eh I don't think so uh don't think anytime soon


then your china's side one, but they know lah I I thought that time when you went to find out they say just as long as you got what visa lah don't know work though don't know, letter of don't know this that


no travel insurance, as in what you can buy yourself what travel insurance, [orh] don't have meh oh is it


I didn't know that yup , but who wants to take the risk now, it's it's now ah the risk is so high leh <mandarin>谁要谁要去:shei yao shei yao qu </mandarin> cover COVID <mandarin>保保输钱:bao bao shu qian </mandarin> one mah


ya lor, imagine now already how many people die already they cover ah !wah! they pay ah


imagine ah imagine, let's say one thousand ah <mandarin>几千:ji qian </mandarin> <NEN> one one person Kena ah you already pay eh you imagine right


milions of people ah buy from you ah, I don't know uh you you read the news right one billion in loss you told me what you you you saw it


ah , then they now there's messages passing through around do you see, there's some messages being shared around, ah later I show you ah


yeah lor ya, but yeah not not not anything nice lah always just now just now melvin so cute leh, he he said eh dcan I ask you a sensitive question I said what I was wondering what is he going to ask me


then he say, eh what's your grading ah for the past two years eh Chey what's there to be why so sensitive for that I go screenshot send it to him and I said this one is it, then I said what's so Paiseh !aiyo! grading lor


yeah what what you expect band D <mandarin>就是:jiu shi </mandarin> band D Liao lor right then if if you are a lousy worker is you are a lucky worker you don't expect ah you become what band D you expect what to bluff people I'm band A no what, but mine very erratic eh


two years ago for the past three years very erratic, band c, band b, band D [orh] so erratic, system ah


!aiya! <mandarin>他们全部都是:ta men quan bu dou shi </mandarin> KPI <mandarin>才吗:cai ma </mandarin> so that's the thought


that's why ah <mandarin>就是啊跟你讲就就是有些人:jiu shi a gen ni jiang jiu jiu shi you xie ren </mandarin> [orh]


, all money all money uh


all money eh, everything is money money talks eh, maybe same eh why not


because ah States if you got no insurance ah what you, pay through your nose eh ya and their and their insurance is so expensive on top of that, so funny hor you pay so much for insurance, uh little get insured ya is expensive is expensive


eh I don't know what kind of system is eh really, england is considered part of meh then you say


you have to pay taxes, but down there is like fifty percent of your salary eh, the taxes, imagine you earn three thousand dollars a thousand five goes to taxes eh


oh that means, okay lah that one not so bad I thought you pay tax ah tax tax tax tax tax like imagine half your salary you go to income tax income tax <mandarin>拿拿不回的吗:na na bu hui de ma </mandarin> not like CPF uh


correct, a lot a lot of other countries school fees are free like finland free


especially to bring up children it's not it's not a good, good place uh I find


initially yes, good I think ah the it ah but after that


that time they they the initial part they did well, that everybody were praising <mandarin>哇这样快啊:wa zhe yang kuai a </mandarin> ah after that you don't know what happen the whole thing dip dip ah


correct I think until now only, one case or something like that right !wah! uh


ya they were fast enough


you still you still allow them to come in


yeah but you know lah it's gonna happen one what, right not


throw everybody in ubin , but then like travelling to Tekong like that


but ubin also got people stay there one eh you think what ubin <NEN> meh


but then there's a problem eh you see ah, if you throw all all example all travellers down to ubin lthat's why <mandarin>对:dui </mandarin> but you throw them there let's say those infected and uninfected you throw them there those let's say <mandarin>我没有病的:wo mei you bing de </mandarin>ah you throw <mandarin>我去那边:wo qu na bian </mandarin> just because I just came back from overseas example


then for nothing <mandarin>好像我没有病:hao xiang wo mei you bing </mandarin> hor <mandarin>去:qu </mandarin> then <mandarin>去:qu </mandarin> Ubin <mandarin>就变成:jiu bian cheng </mandarin> then


that means the ubin people cannot move back ah whatever, no, ya lor


, but some ah <mandarin>你你你:ni ni ni </mandarin> you see ah a lot of them they said oh, you are healthy, then after that


few few weeks later eh, that the but the virus is not out of the body


, ya correct ya that's why I tell you uh james <mandarin>的:de </mandarin> his worker, call him and cried saying can you bring me out of here because <mandarin>老:lao </mandarin> upstairs got one Kena eh downstairs got one Kena


then he they all dare not step out on their own own dorm, he said boss can you can you bring me back not can you can you get me out here and then james will say !wah! my worker call me and cry I don't know what to do also


oh like the first that them that one that one was in Germany or France ah


that time that one was who ah that that big spreader that guy ah, correct ah ah that one that that after that he travelled to some, ski ski no some ski he was at a ski resort right


that that was one of the main one that one


how ah eh where did you go and do your dentures uh it's not dentures meh I keep thinking it's dentures I think it's braces


eh is the dentist good or not, what's so good about the dentist


you you sure or not, I find that it's quite incredible right you just bend like that then you can get the right size


is it painful, really


then can drink soup, then <mandarin>你吃粥:ni chi zhou </mandarin> uh then <mandarin>这样病人这样子:zhe yang bing ren zhe yang zi </mandarin> but do you have to hospitalise there or not, you you you you know uh you know like they <mandarin>住半天:zhu ban tian </mandarin> !huh! like half day hospitalise to half day uh you never know maybe you plastic surgery


but it's it's like up and down right you you do both right or you have to go separate days, then did you ask the doctor why do the upper one first why not the lower on first


do the upper one then what it's like one week later ah


oh I thought is like you could do the next day eh, do both in one day


where got pain until cold sweat or not


your tongue scrape against the braces why would the tongue


really that painful uh, !ee!, oh that was the start or or


is it still get ulcer uh, !ee! so painful


why, Chempedak nice what, I think cannot eat Beleko leh if Chempedak so bad ah then Beleko how


, !wah! they are


I think so maybe <mandarin>纤维啊:xian wei a </mandarin> I think fiber is <mandarin>纤维:xian wei </mandarin> uh, what's the what's the what's the what's the worst food you eat uh that you think is is is besides Chempedak what is the worst one


!huh! vegetables uh than meat no meh, !wah! for meat ah


I think maybe is finer uh is it, nuts are horrible, !wah! then you cannot eat Rojak eh


then the nuts all stuck


, then how long already you put on the braces, so fast ah !wah! three months already then how long going to last man the whole process


what do you mean, (mmhmm) (mmhmm)


brian ah why you what do you mean, ya ya


for brian case


the result is not what you wanted , this because what because of maintenance or because it just shift


so what after , that means you got to keep on wearing the retainer uh, gosh


oh melvin does that ah, I didn't see eh I never I never ah


oh really ah, even if I spend so much money


but cannot because you know why not I realized ah my teeth become very not sensitive perforated after going through too many of the washing


I mean you clean and brush your teeth lah but for me to to ah


yeah I think so too but the thing is you got to give uh I just gotta keep going a dentist over and over and and you know it's it's it's you know that your teeth are already kind of like perforated and there's like what the hell it's going to come back heh, you know care the thing !huh! I think so lor that's why I say the enamel is gone it's gone lor you feel like it's it's such a waste of money


so it's it's it's just gonna be the same you gonna put the retainer behind your teeth, just


well I think people wil always pay for beauty pain and beauty, yeah but you pay for it lor pay for the pain I think I think a lot of girls can be more tolerant to this kind of thing go and <mandarin>整容:zheng rong </mandarin> lah hor or do this lah do that <mandarin>很痛:hen tong </mandarin> but Shiok for beauty man I think rarely


ya lor <mandarin>代价就是痛:dai jia jiu shi tong </mandarin> leh painful leh,


!huh! , , ya true


cannot make it uh looks like gorilla imagine if girl look like gorilla


uh furry uh <mandarin>毛毛:mao mao </mandarin> imagine [orh] how I do sales, , !wah! I I think ah your your dentures how much is it total


so how much is your is your braces,


what do you mean you mean what just one one payment and


so no no maintanence fee ah so no maintanence fee,


oh okay okay ya of course why not right people make full use of it ya


oh four to six weeks ah


essential or non essential


ah dentist is considered essential uh


oh is it


oh can change one ah


very interesting hor, interesting


so you you you you see you see that every six weeks once ah, you why I thought you say you want to do, like lesser


okay okay okay okay


oh then how he knows how to realign your teeth uh very interesting hor


how imagine <mandarin>那个龅牙的那种:na ge bao ya de na zhong </mandarin>


ya lah, you though versus oneyou need to go operation for a job his job creation, oh my god


oh my god <mandarin>那龅牙的是是牙齿还是:na bao ya de shi shi ya chi hai shi </mandarin> jaw


, !wah! I I also have this thing in mind that <mandarin>龅牙的:bao ya de </mandarin> hor


, I'm sure you can't wait to see the effect after twenty two months or rather after twenty months, right, I'm sure you can wait to see see how is it going to look like after after twenty two months


do you do you see any difference now, oh really uh like madonna uh


then the madonna one is like the one in the middle


so fast, interesting right


interesting


that's why, that's why they are they are professional <mandarin>专业的:zhuan ye de </mandarin> , so this doctor very old already ah


really, I don't know uh I probably don't don't really observe uh look at people's teeth and see how how good it is


I mean if you if you do it for the sake of health care okay ah I mean is is worth paying ah but if you do it for for purely aesthetic I don't see the need, like I said lah maybe maybe <mandarin>阿牛:a niu </mandarin> got some eating eating disorder


uh you imagine if you got this thing eating disorder then you go and do is okay what we we some people the teeth is really so bad uh you see those people got no no one on top of those what you call ah


ya ya they got the cleft ya they got the cleft on top the cleft on top ah wa those are really really bad ah those really got to do it ya poor thing uh I wonder now they still have uh I hardly see these people with those cleft already


I think is only more on developing countries then get


really, what do you mean


is it, hardly see it nowadays hardly see, when I was young I still see a few of those kids


really ah


poor thing uh I think no


so he was he was telling me about his charity work in those third world countries and he he also went to help out then <mandarin>他自己中风:ta zi ji zhong feng </mandarin> then he <mandarin>很可怜:hen ke lian </mandarin> eh heh my dentist


yeah I see I see the same dentist as ahmed mah dr che yeah the doctor went no no the doctor went there I said my dentist so, so <mandarin>他自己中风哇很可怜啊:ta zi ji zhong feng wa hen ke lian a </mandarin> I think is it I think old already ah


that's why is very very good okay let's say you going to you what for, very very good he's a very very good doctor but too bad lah


, ya lor, I I did my I did my root canal with him right


he was very good lah, and his root canal ah not painful one, oh ya I know, yeah lor


he say ah this doctor one can last for like, many many years also never drop he say this one new doctors ah just one bite already drop one bite already drop


I think lousy ah this this this this this one ah, the doctor not so good, I think very important


actually what I what I hate about dentists most is what, honestly ah I hate them this most only <mandarin>每次去看他们:mei ci qu kan ta men </mandarin> [orh] <mandarin>直接叫你去:zhi jie jiao ni qu </mandarin> x-ray, and you know you don't have to go do x-ray one I don't understand because you know why or not I think this is the one of the most unethical works for the dentist uh knowing that


thing ah about the dentist as a as a medical professional I hated, seeing a dentist uh they keep asking you to go x-ray uh


not enough reason !huh! ya lor what's the reason I think uh really I think uh MOH ah should really look into it, how can you be forever uh going to to see a dentist and then they ask you x-ray I is is is horrible is


well honestly I think the systems sucks in singapore, this one ah everytime ah, no matter how ah


ya lor is the is the KPI what because the machine is there what so I think uh maybe uh the ah ya I think uh the most profitable machine inside the dentist clinic is the x-ray machine


ya they always give you that crap, no what two month later they'll ask you to x-ray again


what kind what kind of nonsense the thin is is nonsensical, I think this type [orh] must that everybody go and complain


no lah like the Kopitiam one


no I find that I find that during this COVID period like not so dusty,


oh customer relations resource uh customer resource management, it's basically it's basically, uh they collect a lot of data, about your customer


okay CRM is basically, a database


so it's a programme lah it's not a skill acquired by the person no it's not the skill acquired by a person is is is is is a data analytical tool, no what the what does the job says able to able to read CRM ah


sales department the hor <mandarin>的的的资讯:de de de zi xun </mandarin> okay let's say I have ten salesperson under me hor if I have ten salesperson


under me then <mandarin>他们每个不要去看顾客:ta men mei ge bu yao qu kan gu ke </mandarin> lor they got to see customer and client right, so, let's say everyone has a different portfolio maybe A will be in charge of uh, selling pipes, then B you'll be in charge of selling maybe some raw material and C so <mandarin>他们有他们自己的顾客:ta men you ta men zi ji de gu ke </mandarin> mah so like A ah they have


ten or twenty customer under him, so it's very difficult for him to track, but when is this ten customer due, to for maintenance or want to buy some more things the CRM will prompt you


then <mandarin>三个月后:san ge yue hou </mandarin> hor, is about time uh for him ah, to buy things already so ah maybe you set two and half months before they came for


is is is is is you can say that it's a timer but the thing is because the CRM is so good because they able to, to, to manipulate your, data in such a very intricate manner


they they they they they time you in such a way what what is the pattern, what's the customer pattern what do they buy and things like that <mandarin>没有:mei you </mandarin> let's say


they they will tell you potential customer, when you potential customer buy from you becomes a target already what so is considered a closed customer a closed case customer then if customer like you meet cold course, you don't know whether is this person


potential or non potential so the CRM will tell you that so but of course you can't you got to key in the data say okay I made this customer, so and so so so, is it got chance no chance, you know or or you you shelf it, so basically that's what the CRM helps you with


so it's basically a very, sales thing so that that's what they have you heard of sales force, ah sales force is one of the they supposed to one of the best CRM system in in even even the, microsoft they have their own a uh Navision


microsoft wise but Navision also includes their entire ERP, so CRM is only one part of the ERP, so is no no no enterprise resource planning is is for customer is for the cooperation to have CRM to have financial data you know how how they use data analytics for for you to make your operational management so that


the whole company will be more lean and mean


that means you don't need don't need people to you don't need consultant to take it to your, to your style, you know CRM is is is is got is got a lot of a lot of different, company you need, different kind of CRM you know


my company's CRM ah a lot ah my company because we have a we have a very big sales team mah


so my sales team will will have, we have people who tracks, alcohol


brandy, after brandy you classify into brands what brands Remy Martin, Mattel, you know and then after that you you have whatever you have uh then after the of course brandy itself we have Remy Martin then Remy Martin you have your XO


VSOP Cordon Bleu, right under this then you still have your seven hundred and fifty millilitres, a a bottle one litre a bottle then you you you classify them into your spreadsheet then you will see oh this one then you will know that this customer usually buy, the customer will always some of the customer they always buy the same things in one litre or seven hundred and fifty and they particularly they some some customers it or I only want to buy Remy Martin


some people say oh only want to by Martell then you you you straight away you know this customer is, push to him Remy Martin


right, because this customer might not be forever yours so you got to service them, proper


so it helps you track your customer so that's what CRM important is here


is CRM is for, same ah, same lor CRM


I think I think broad based people will understand what what what that means ah


no lah I don't think so well I think the age not important ah


no lah I don't think so lah I think they are I think they I I I I I think they are they are flexible


I think uh the markets, markets a lot of people to


to hire with,


is all all companies are like that, all companies uh I I tell you, all if this is not this is not the only company like some is even worse okay, some is some is some you see as I send you some of them they pay only thousand six dollor they expect you to do ah like a like a doctor kind of profession


no lah I don't think so lah no lah don't think so, I think I think I think what you see is wrong


it's like that one ah tell you


in singapore we call them human resource management, in overseas they call them strategic resource management


they are the one that sourcing the right candidate for the right right right for the right place, so HR in overseas company is a is a very important department, where singapore is just, , and nothing else ya lor but overseas no overseas are those MNC those really good MNC they call them


strategic resource management, or even they can call it call them uh strategic resource planning, because they will they will want to be able to hire uh important people uh to do the important job very different


well I think recruiters you can only go that far


no lah this is totally different, recruiters they only want to your they only want your data <mandarin>需要你的资料吗如果你如果我现在:xu yao ni de zi liao ma ru guo ni ru guo wo xian zai </mandarin> hor <mandarin>很多工作:hen duo gong zuo </mandarin> then I'm a recruiter I can always tell those MNC that are looking for part time or full time job I can say I have I have I have this number of people I have this amount of people under me actually all these are fake data


not every data is correct, recruiter some of them is good some of them is not good


of course <mandarin>当然啦:dang ran la </mandarin> are are this ore this are this head hunter, you don't need a head hunter to recruit office cleaner right


can lah I I think they maybe they perform both task ya I think they double up most of them they double up


I hope I have I have more projects


<mandarin>我觉得不应该不应该不应该讲啦:wo jue de bu ying gai bu ying gai bu ying gai jiang la </mandarin> , okay, take your time ah <mandarin>但是我没有他现在叫我做别的东西嘛:dan shi wo mei you ta xian zai jiao wo zuo bie de dong xi ma </mandarin> ya he ask me do other things


how hor <mandarin>我们及时才可以去:wo men ji shi cai ke yi qu </mandarin> holiday hor


, no lah I think I think until now ah, it's still very grey leh because first and foremost ah


no, no travel insurance means no travel, no travel insurance is covered by my company but the thing is you must cover COVID, so for all the travel insurance none of them dare to cover no none of them COVID


ya <mandarin>所以:suo yi </mandarin> hor <mandarin>不能出国就:bu neng chu guo jiu </mandarin> stuck <mandarin>在这里:zai zhe li </mandarin> lor if they cover COVID still not so bad I can go anytime, but the problem is the, precisely lor so if


not say <mandarin>保输钱:bao shu qian </mandarin> lah no body dare cover COVID lah because, so unpredictable mah <mandarin>随时会死:sui shi hui si </mandarin> leh, right, any any insurance thing ah <mandarin>都随时会死:dou sui shi hui si </mandarin> so I I'm sure they they will never dare to do that uh


, yeah


that's why that's why now cannot travel lor let's just hope that this, this COVID just go away soon uh, why


what, oh SQ ah, what is there, okay lah later you show me


I'm sure is nothing nice


you uh, is is is not a well written, it's not the returns not say system is is very unfair the the way it's it's


no because I see your job scope is very simple, no because you see ah your job scope is very simple, your job scope is very very simple


then you you you you diligently <mandarin>没有人没有顾客:mei you ren mei you gu ke </mandarin> complain, well this are your three KPI what else you want, that's all that's all you need what


then if you if you <mandarin>迟到:chi dao </mandarin> then you <mandarin>迟到:chi dao </mandarin> then you say okay you you are late then maybe will penalise you because if you have been good for all this time why, what is all this nonsense uh


just like just like the dentist like that x-ray before you see him x-ray, uh before you see him x-ray <mandarin>都没有道德:dou mei you dao de </mandarin> , I think this is only uh this is only in singapore !wah! don't think many other country got this kind of nonsense


, uh I don't think I don't think other country ah the the dentist will be like so blatantly asking you to x-ray hor


oh States got one of the worst medical coverage, and the medicine is very very expensive crazy I think states one of the worst uh


actually england is the best england norway is the best is the best, in terms of welfare wise ah no it's not but no but england everything is free you don't need to pay


I'd rather I'd rather pay the taxes, here I also pay taxes what, it's okay I don't mind


yes yes of course they under social scheme what, the government they feed you don't have to worry, yes


then <mandarin>他们自己都没有顾:ta men zi ji dou mei you gu </mandarin> ya that's why that's why the medical they pay zero for medical they don't pay anything for medical it's okay wha I don't mind what


you see uh school fees is free eh norway, right free then you you here you want to <mandarin>收人家:shou ren jia </mandarin> school fees <mandarin>然后又要:ran hou you yao </mandarin> tax <mandarin>人家又要:ren jia you yao </mandarin> GST <mandarin>十:shi </mandarin> ten percent


I think uh I think uh I think our system is not that beautiful after all, honestly


what what's so good what's good what have you done, I don't think you have done a good job


I don't think the ministers have done a good job, last time the minister yes maybe they've done a good job the current minister uh I don't think they have done a good job, I don't think josephine Teo did a good job, one of the worst


you you must always see ah you have forty over thousands of people fifty over thousands of people in COVID eh and yet you can tell me you do a good job I don't think so you have done a good job ah please ah anyway everybody has eyes per capital uh singapore is so small, and then ah your your COVID cases more than japan eh japan is such a big country


and then you tell you tell to singaporean you've done a good job


I think is I think we we we did a very very bad job for the COVID, I think the singapore government did a very very good bad job for the COVID


the golden standard


got the golden standard, no lah I I honestly ah I don't think they did a good job, uh I mean this type of thing uh is is KPI what right you you telling people I got, fifty over thousand ah coming to fifty thousand of people with COVID and then you tell people we done a good job we save life


I don't think so that that's a good job uh that's a lie, I think I think New Zealand did a good job, one thousand two hundred people only what the most I think they've done a good job


right they they were they were they were fast enough to close the gate, they were they were resolute enough to do what they should do, right, the US you read US newspaper or not uh


then then you are in the midst of COVID and then you still allow ya allow them to come in and then and then lor, and then you say you you you you <mandarin>哎:ai </mandarin> I tell you, that's why I'm surprised uh they still can win so many seats in this election


for for for under performing, no lah


so sad such a such a small place so easy to control, and you don't do a good job


just throw everybody in Ubin solve the problem yeah throw everybody in Ubin what you like or not you traveller comes throw them in Ubin, you can don't come what after that you give them a two day test if they are clear come to the mainland then at least the mainland is clean mah


no you can throw them in Ubin Tekong cannot lah Tekong is a very sensitive, island but eh <mandarin>如果你把我跟你说:ru guo ni ba wo gen ni shuo </mandarin> hor <mandarin>如果你想相信:ru guo ni xiang xiang xin </mandarin> uh Ubin ah <mandarin>如果现在有一万个人:ru guo xian zai you yi wan ge ren </mandarin> uh


yout cost ah, of maintaining these people in and out ah with the test and then with all the five star hotel SHN all these ah


I think I rather throw the people in Ubin uh ask them excuse themself they will gladly do it, you spend that kind of money uh to to to <mandarin>安顿那些:an dun nei xie </mandarin> Ubin the residents <mandarin>乌敏岛人啊然后把:wu min dao ren a ran hou ba </mandarin> yeah of course, and then and then you you you throw the rest of the COVID people there singapore main island can move freely what nobody needs to wear mask what


so simple then you you want to build so many mobile mobile tentage for what, then you slowly sieve them out so you test them


now you contaminate is okay what they understand what this is your this is <mandarin>你做:ni zuo </mandarin> I tell you you whatever you do left you do right you still to be criticised


it's still going to get be criticised by the people, but the thing is, if you do right and is effective even if you get criticised is okay because you know you're doing the right thing, you are doing crowd control, this is definitely unprecedented


they throw everybody in Ubin doesn't matter what at least at least uh, you you you <mandarin>你你为了:ni ni wei le </mandarin> ah, right, so is is is is is a very different ball game altogether now you throw everybodyin Ubin you see uh


I have ten thousand people or twenty thousandin Ubin I just set up the facilities nest time I still can use it, no lah Ubin people will once COVID is over is you see if if you do not sieve them out ah, if you do not sieve them the healthy people out the healthy people will become contaminated with the with the rest of uh which is what happened to the foreign right


so now if you throw everybody there and then from then you you do the culling effect and you sieve them out <mandarin>他们会:ta men hui </mandarin> healthy mah then <mandarin>的又可以回来:de you ke yi hui lai </mandarin> mah


but that's what I said that's why you you you got to sieve them you got to do the swab test, do twice and then if you're healthy come back healthy come back and you slowly sieve them through and everybody will be safe, rather than you you you you put them all in the building one one one person with COVID and then go infect the while building


it doesn't make sense right, which is what happen now in the in the foreign dorm right yeah, ya ya ya


, ya lor ya lor


so I I said they they didn't they didn't do a good planning lah they didn't you somehow [orh] you have your COVID centres all over the place leh all over singapore leh becomes a COVID island eh


you you so solve all your issues you don't have you don't have COVID all over the whole whole of singapore, and then also your budget, it will be so much lesser, because it's so much easier to control, foreigners ah they want to come they don't want to come is not a problem because this unprecedented everybody close shop


why are you still accepting them and then bringing all the COVID to the country, I really don't understand, you just don't get one ah that's very bad lah, and then very virulent ah and then you affect !wah! then everybody start started and then everybody started dying ah then you know ah


you you did you whether take take this thing seriously uh ya lor super spreader lor, the one in the the one in the convention one hyatt hotels also got one super spreader spread everywhere, from <mandarin>武汉:wu han </mandarin> what the lady from <mandarin>武汉:wu han </mandarin> then the then the #ang moh# was given to the british guy then he went to france resort then the france also Kena ya ski resort that was a super spreader


(ppb) then, ya [lor]


okay see that one is not it's okay it's okay they say clap but they never specify how loud to clap what right or not, they what


oh ya they got say what just now they got say they got say you go and read you open the thing and go and see again right now no the google questionnaire got tell you they say what, cannot


cannot uh, wait ah where's the link ah, eh I lost the link sia, err <mandarin>等一下啊等一下啊我去找那个:deng yi xia a deng yi xia a wo qu zhao na ge</mandarin> link <mandarin>先:xian</mandarin> whatsapp ah


eh <mandarin>那个东西不见掉:na ge dong xi bu jian diao</mandarin> sia, oh my god I I lost it's gone forever, oh my god


eh never mind ah you just start first ah it's okay ah, okay okay we just start first should we follow the prompt, what's the prompt ah, eh we are damn unprepared !wow! well done


congratulation, okay okay okay okay I found it I found the prompt, I ask you first I ask you first, eh you listening not, okay okay the first question is where's the


okay K K K, if you had three wishes what would you wish for, eh but so sad <mandarin>我们已经:wo men yi jing</mandarin> record <mandarin>一半:yi ban</mandarin> Liao


err, okay how about about err what would you what are the three wishes you would make if you can if the wishes will come true tomorrow,


!wow! that is damn tough man, (mmhmm)


!wow!, , I know I know what will be your meal plan


okay what's your second wish, true true, eh that's true sia


!huh! tomorrow is public holiday what no meh, #hari raya# is it, I think so, oh that's true that's true okay okay okay


no third wish already [orh] [orh] [orh] [orh] okay okay sorry sorry


oh <mandarin>我的天我不知道你这样恶心:wo de tian wo bu zhi dao ni zhe yang e xin</mandarin> sia, okay K K that what's your third wish


err , then what are you going to do with the extra hours, that is so lame


(mmhmm) (mmhmm), (mmhmm), I understand, that makes sense okay okay I tell you, I tell you what I will want, for tomorrow ah


I want, I want about ten people to buy my mask tomorrow, ya that will be like a few hundred dollars ready eh, one mask is fifteen dollars what then <mandarin>两个是二十二块:liang ge shi er shi er kuai</mandarin> mah so <mandarin>如果:ru guo</mandarin> hor <mandarin>每个人都买二十二块的:mei ge ren dou mai er shi er kuai de</mandarin> mask right then <mandarin>十个人:shi ge ren</mandarin> times ten <mandarin>就两百二十块:jiu liang bai er shi kuai</mandarin> Liao lor


then <mandarin>我就吃饭钱:wo jiu chi fan qian</mandarin> sia, nobody want buy


is it cause my masks are ugly, how about the cat one,


ya okay


uh uh oh, ah haha, eh <mandarin>我问你一个问题我问你一个问题如果你去:wo wen ni yi ge wen ti wo wen ni yi ge wen ti ru guo ni qu</mandarin> hospital right then <mandarin>那个人死掉:na ge ren si diao</mandarin> right <mandarin>你:ni</mandarin> think <mandarin>那个要死掉的人会在乎你好看不好看嘛:na ge yao si diao de ren hui zai hu ni hao kan bu hao kan ma</mandarin> no right I don't think so lah


you know honestly if the hospital is prestigious or not if the person is dying I really don't think they care about how you look like but okay


but <mandarin>他们是:ta men shi</mandarin> full timers right, but <mandarin>你不是:ni bu shi</mandarin> full timer what so <mandarin>没有办法:mei you ban fa</mandarin> ah <mandarin>你要就:ni yao jiu</mandarin> follow ah


[orh] <mandarin>那个:na ge</mandarin> parkway east ah, okay what never mind what, ya a lot of houses, but <mandarin>那个不是你你在做工的地方:na ge bu shi ni ni zai zuo gong de di fang</mandarin> what so <mandarin>不用紧:bu yong jin</mandarin> what


right,


!huh!, [orh], [orh], ,


!wow! private hospitals really damn good sia imagine you fall sick and then after that you get treated like king, [orh] <mandarin>那个:na ge</mandarin> eh actually <mandarin>我:wo</mandarin> agree eh, remember the surgery I did there


!aiya! doesn't matter lah but anyway you know my hospital room right was damn big and then the toilet right the toilet that they gave me right was, amazing it's damn Atas like the floor


I mean since I'm already dying, I guess it will it looks , but at least you feel very comforted cause the place look so Atas it's like oh you know even though I'm dying right eh err


it will still be good, that the place I'm dying in looks Atas so no complaint, ten upon ten


[orh] then she say on facebook what she upgraded her room lah the hospital, ha, ya ya ya I think so


ah, but then the surgeons' patients all look very Atas or what you know all the patient or like what indonesian ah what malaysian


ya sia, you know as compared to our public healthcare sector, it's really a big difference eh, it's really a big difference I feel


, care more about the, performance, a'ah, okay okay let's go to the next prompt


eh ya what's my second wish ah just now, oh my god okay ah then my second wish will be err I wish I don't have short term memory for the next day oh I know already my first wish was the mask, then my, my second wish is the short term memory okay my third wish will be


err, no ah I forgot, , not have short term memory loss lah


maybe just some


ya, exactly, do you really want that , I don't think so cause I wouldn't want that, anyway my third wish I want, tomorrow I want eat the jumbo crab you know now the jumbo crab got fifty percent off


now you know it's fifty percent off from now until august thirtieth,


<mandarin>我想吃那个螃蟹:wo xiang chi na ge pang xie</mandarin> sia, okay ah, never mind ah when I recover then we


then we eat lor, anyway since it's fifty percent off so technically is one for one right, well done, actually <mandarin>我想自己吃:wo xiang zi ji chi</mandarin> sia <mandarin>两个螃蟹:liang ge pang xie</mandarin> !wah! sounds damn good sia


exactly cholesterol hor we just fry around the corner, okay err, the thing is prompt is, if you drop everything to follow your dreams what would you risk


no that's the that's the three wishes okay never mind we just skip this question first, to follow your dreams what would you risk


your dreams ah, no if you drop everything, that means you drop your dream also that means you have nothing to risk cause you have nothing you you


(uh huh), [orh] so ya I'm dropping everything I'm risking everything ah so that's the answer is


so are the instructions eh, so are the instructions to this recording, anyway that's tea for another day, err let's see okay okay where am I, err if you have any unusual superpower what would it be since you know we're already on the topic of talking about the unclear questions then my superpower I want my superpower to be to be able to understand unclear instructions


oh my god sorry, I don't know but is ass a vulgarity cause ass is just a casual term for butt so


ya I mean technically, true so ass is not a vulgarity lah but you probably shouldn't say ass ah in a different context, right


, eh you know I just realise, talking for one hour straight right is <mandarin>一件很困难的事情:yi jian hen kun nan de shi qing</mandarin> eh cause <mandarin>我们都没有准备水:wo men dou mei you zhun bei shui</mandarin> you not thirsty ah


oh my god, !huh!


okay lor <mandarin>你你讲讲什么就讲什么:ni ni jiang jiang shen me jiu jiang shen me</mandarin> lor, you say what what lor happy can already lor, ya, okay K


true but why are you asking such mind boggling questions,


oh my god then will approve, true, I put it on a beanbag will they reject


cause <mandarin>很多声音:hen duo shengng yin</mandarin> sia, but then my clothes are moving what so, it's not like a constant background noise right, should be okay right, okay anyway so


how your unusual superpower, oh my god ya ya eh what the hell how come you so creative


it actually sounds good sia


I just control shift C then mother load, then just drag everything oh what's the cheat code ah I forgot ah just that cheat code where you can err extend back all your


all your what stats, exactly, !wah! serious ah what sia, ya sia


actually <mandarin>你懂:ni dong</mandarin> sims four <mandarin>现在:xian zai</mandarin> available mah on PC <mandarin>讲:jiang</mandarin> for free <mandarin>是我跟你讲的吗:shi wo gen ni jiang de ma</mandarin> , I thought <mandarin>是:shi</mandarin> Lang <mandarin>跟我讲的:gen wo jiang de</mandarin> okay lah never mind ah


haha same same, procrastination, okay okay, the next prompt is if you found a time capsule from yourself ten years ago


what would be inside, eh !wah! thanks eh thanks for answering the question, so quickly eh then hor


!wah!, okay


okay, (hmm), maybe I for you right I think inside will have a notebook, cause you used to like to keep notebooks, and then you never use them, no that's you what


ya or like the weird weird toys, ya, !wow! I'm such a genius leh why am I not in harvard ah seriously


okay okay okay what else do I think will be inside your, I think very nice stationaries like pencil, !wow! then you just tell me what the


what the hell will be inside your time capsule ah, oh true true


, I like going on movie dates it's so like nice, then you can go out and then you can like


buy food, and then you know going out and actually doing something is more, exciting or than just, going out


err, depends on who the right person is, , ya but I think your right person lah is wrong person just saying, I'm not talking about the current guy I'm just saying that he's not the right person


depends on who you think the right person is lah , okay err that was a joke okay, err, I think I'll find coins from different countries


what the hell, what will beside my time capsule maybe a lot of like handwritten notes


ya, cause last time got a lot of guys they chase me cause err I'm beautiful, thanks err, , actually no ah I think <mandarin>我全部都丢:wo quan bu dou diu</mandarin> Liao


ya <mandarin>他不爱你:ta bu ai ni</mandarin> what , !huh! <mandarin>我都不要跟他讲话:wo dou bu yao gen ta jiang hua</mandarin> anyway, so what else will be in my time capsule


from random guys, this recording is not going anywhere, the person the person who's listening to this right would be like oh my god this girl right she damn hoe sia same


no that's damn hoe okay okay okay okay, yes, excuse me I burped okay okay okay let's go to the next one, the next prompt ah I mean


what labels do you think, you have been given by society,


!huh! who would say that about you, oh okay okay that's true that's true, (uh huh) okay I can see why people would say that ah


can you stop touching other people's things, !eww! that is damn disgusting okay anything ya continue


like, aha,


err, a hoe, , I don't know what people would say about me, err I don't know sia


never thought about it before eh, annoying lor, no lah


delusional, right, so, ya maybe <mandarin>他们会讲:ta men hui jiang</mandarin> like oh you know she talk a lot


ya but I don't really know, okay okay, what was the most memorable meal you ever had and where did you have it


!huh!, okay, ah <mandarin>你知道最近:ni zhi dao zui jin</mandarin> ah <mandarin>我的:wo de</mandarin> most recent <mandarin>的:de</mandarin> memorable meal right


!wah! you know how jumbo crab <mandarin>的螃蟹:de pang xie</mandarin> ah <mandarin>真的是:zhen de shi</mandarin> max levels sia do you know ah that when you crack open the, the hard shell of the crab, and then you open it between your fingers, first thing ah you will see is


juicy juicy bit that doesn't stick onto the shell, this is why I have a marketing degree by the way anyway, my rib cage hurt, okay so, so ah then, then you just slowly peel off all the little shells with ease because ah you don't need to worry about what if the shell will stick to the meat


cause it just comes off like that when you just pop then the thing just fall out, ya jumbo crab is really damn nice I'm not even done talking yet then ah, then ah the meat ah is super super big


it's not like, legendary eh <mandarin>你不会看到:ni bu hui kan dao</mandarin> hor, a second seafood place in singapore that has good quality crab like that


when you pluck it out ah the meat right in it's fullest glory right it's big, and in one big piece, then hor <mandarin>你拿那个螃蟹:ni na na ge pang xie</mandarin> meat hor then <mandarin>你:ni</mandarin> like scope


like one big scoop from the chili sauce ah, !wah!, it's damn sick man I swear, I think it's damn nice


I still really like chili okay anyway so as I was saying that then you bring, the fragrant crab meat into your mouth right


then you bite it right, it just falls apart so naturally and the meat is so soft it's not like even hard or anything it's just, , soft melts in your mouth and it smells so good


I know it's quite expensive but it's really very nice and I really like jumbo crab, that is the most memorable meal I've ever had recently ,


how about the steak, there the steak that jinny cooked, is it I remember one meal, okay


(mmhmm), okay


oh, oh a mum's hug


so <mandarin>它:ta</mandarin> warms <mandarin>它的:ta de</mandarin> inside <mandarin>跟你的:gen ni de</mandarin> outside ah, oh wait that sounds so wrong oh my god I'm so sorry, I don't eh a lot of things I don't remember sia, I guess it's one that period, of our lives, that I don't really remember anything


!wow! !wow! that's too bad cause they are already gone so when I try and recall them right, , and you know I wanted to go japan one like I wanted to go this year also


but COVID anyway time check we have been talking for thirty minutes now I can't believe it I'm so proud of ourselves high five, okay, !huh! serious


eh (hmm) !wow!, you know if they want to like promote advertise this job right they should say, err it's a a very good opportunity for you to earn money while spending time with your family then you can spend time with family and then ask them to talk to you for like one hour and we can earn money see then you have a lot of people already because everyone oh my god ya I can talk to my family members and earn money sia


!huh! but then <mandarin>这个:zhe ge</mandarin> but <mandarin>他们讲:ta men jiang</mandarin> what <mandarin>要:yao</mandarin> eighteen and above eh


their adult children then fine haha, okay okay let's see what's next, err where's my prompt okay, err let's see, what is one thing that you wish was free


okay we can't say that cause if money is free ah then you'll be worthless, I wish COE is free


, but they they say you need to wish for one thing that is free, then I'll just wish that taxes are free ah


I can't wish that cause all my friends working in the government sector will have no money okay okay wait let me let me rethink about my answer first, uh, I wish food is free, then hor <mandarin>我就可以去:wo jiu ke yi qu</mandarin> jumbo I can eat the crab for free ya I really wanted the crab sia


you know there's this advertisement on facebook, then they were talking about the crab fifty percent off what the hell I really want that sia, no dancing crab, the shell will stick to the meat one I tried already


is really thank god lucky you never go really lucky you never go, but you see ah even though got discount ah it's still, money that you have to pay, go just go jumbo, then the extra discount on the crab and is so much more worth it lor please


seriously, I think jumbo crab has jumbo has the nicest crab in singapore


shut up, how dare you say that about the jumbo crab, hate you so much eh, hell so annoying, no, not gonna share the money with you already cause you say jumbo crab's not nice,


okay I'm kidding, okay let's let's see the next prompt, (hmm)


I think for you right online shopping should be free, petrol ah petrol free ah oh true


exactly and anyway materialistic things are useless they are like bags only how many bags can you have exactly , that's true that's true, serious ah cars ah cars can be free what


like maybe education healthcare ya I think these two things should be free, canada has it for free is it, healthcare


(mmhmm), okay how about err people who are like over a certain age with under a certain income, and then healthcare should be free for them


then <mandarin>他们就好:ta men jiu hao</mandarin> act poor


I mean <mandarin>去:qu</mandarin> hospital lah !walao!


true true true true, okay next question, if humans are no longer needed to work to survive, badly phrased okay let me try and phrase it properly if humans no longer have to work to survive what would they be doing


don't need to, work to survive ah


then they they will just work to get, materialistic stuff ah, right to get material stuff you need, ya so they will work what but it's not for survival ah but for materialistic stuff ah so the society will still be the same what


err okay what do you think, that's a


oh, but then that's also work what


okay okay okay I think I kind of understand, !wah! so they they re-spawn ah they re-spawn at this random island then they go and collect food ah


!huh! I think that's quite far from the original question eh but whatever ah, okay what's the what were you saying, what were you saying


err a deserted island what's desert, desert as in the, ah, deserted <mandarin>是:shi</mandarin> err, empty abandoned cold dark and then


deserted deserted means like <mandarin>偏僻:pian pi</mandarin> or no meh, !wow! cannot speak chinese, I mean


that's true that's true, that's true are we on a social studies class now


(mmhmm),


I will try and harvest everything without killing anything first, then I'll go and collect all the leaves and then make them dry then after that I will start a fire then after that once I'm hungry I mean once I'm full right then I'll just, think about how to get parts of the wood off the tree without killing the tree


ya just <mandarin>两个:liang ge</mandarin> ah, ya, tired sia, it's damn tough you answer the question yourself ah


, cook the dog, eh eh eh you know if you are in a zombie apocalypse right will you be one of the people that fight


or will you just go and like run into the zombie crowd and be like bro take me bro I think I'll be that, !huh!


actually <mandarin>我觉得:wo jue de</mandarin> singapore


I mean <mandarin>如果到时候发现:ru guo dao shi hou fa xian</mandarin> right then <mandarin>那些:nei xie</mandarin> police station or <mandarin>这些:zhe xie</mandarin> like <mandarin>收枪的地方:shou qiang de di fang</mandarin> right <mandarin>一定是没有人:yi ding shi mei you ren</mandarin> guard <mandarin>的:de</mandarin> what


until the thing dies or run out of battery, never mind ah at least still got guns what I mean at the end of the day it doesn't matter how long you wait you will still get guns what


you know what I mean, ah (uh huh)


then <mandarin>我:wo</mandarin> just <mandarin>拿那个枪射我自己死:na na ge qiang she wo zi ji si</mandarin> lor


you know what I mean, ya but after awhile <mandarin>他们会不见的:ta men hui bu jian de</mandarin> what


I can't answer that question cause I don't even know


okay how about how about this err we change the scenario okay you know singapore there's this gun club right is it called gun club never mind there's this club right where you can it's like golf club like that if you go inside and take your golf shit and then, it's like not shooting range but it's like a community where people share their love for guns then people actually can carry the license to


shoot guns but only, sorry I burped oh my god is that thing red now is the line red just cause I burp, I don't think so I'm pretty sure I need to burp again


but I <mandarin>不是:bu shi</mandarin> consistent <mandarin>的:de</mandarin> right <mandarin>是:shi</mandarin> like <mandarin>一次的:yi ci de</mandarin> right, you think this thing can hear me, okay never mind, I think <mandarin>是有这个:shi you zhe ge</mandarin> club


I think it exists, but I there's a scandal about it, a while back, I think someone stole the guns or they or they stole parts of something then they bring that thing home right then they go and make a whole gun


I don't know I think so, I know right, or we can go to the horse riding club ah, take the horse parts and build your own horse , okay okay next question


what everyday activity would be a torture if you had to do it for eight hours straight , what everyday would be a torture if you had to do it for eight hours straight


what everyday activity, work lah ,


okay doing everyday ah okay I know already, !huh!, why not


just put your laundry I mean your dirty dishes like accumulate one week's worth right then you will spend eight hours washing them already, true but ya, that's what I won't do for eight hours straight okay what would you not do


okay actually that sounds quite bad sia


okay that's true, I can't imagine somebody sitting in a toilet bowl right for eight hours I just can't I don't know how


I mean the fact that you say it out loud means you do it lah, oh my god,


ah, okay, okay that's true that's true


, okay, okay how bout, how bout, if, we have to stay inside the toilet for eight hours straight, that will be okay right cause, we just stay inside the toilet what we don't need to like


sit on the toilet bowl just stay inside the toilet for eight hours, why would I do that to myself ah, !huh!,


, oh my god that is torture sia I don't know eh


you can do yoga inside the toilet, they ask you to inhale just all the <mandarin>大便:da bian</mandarin> , sit inside the toilet for eight hours


(mmhmm), true, do you know how come your skin will, wrinkle


(mmhmm), ya but why, oh my god please don't tell anybody you're trying to study medicine please just don't, okay okay I tell you cause right the water very slippery right so you must so your skin will react to your surroundings if the skin is wrinkled right means the skin the your hands got more lines


so it creates more friction so that you can grab onto things easily


!wow! do I look like a scientist to you, I was asking about the purpose


!wow! scientist, scientist I can't relate man, I just can't amazing, I have a good news for you we are reaching fifty minutes !wow!, I can't believe it


okay, let's see the next prompt, if you can instantly master three new skills what would they be, !hais! instantly master ah


oh, true true


ya genius eh, oh my god, that's true I would want that


, !wow!


disgusting, I thought michelin maximum only got three stars no meh,


, okay what's your next few skills, okay ya that sounds nice


(mmhmm) (mmhmm), okay my first skill be, to have the the capability right to, learn anything I want to learn, it's a skill it's like observational skills and like


err the way your brain adapts and understands different kind of things, ya better than the master, really meh, wait I see ya master okay never mind fine then never mind okay K the first skill I want to master right is everything related to IT like coding ah like everything you know what I mean so that I can hack people's account right


exactly and then my second skill I want to learn is, being able to do stock trading without losing money, exactly genius okay


then the third skill ah, I want to have a skill, that, that, you know there's this guy he just touch anybody right sounds damn wrong he just touch anybody right then the person will recover from any illness they have


I know that sounds like magic but it's a skill, ya I want to touch myself I mean not touch myself in an inappropriate manner but like touch myself, so that I can heal myself


!hey!, no, if I'm a if I'm doctor and I see somebody I hate right then I'll just like bro come here come here just take my knife and like then the person die


that's true <mandarin>因为你是笨蛋我开玩笑:yin wei ni shi ben dan wo kai wan xiao</mandarin> , err, wait ah my neck damn itchy sia


okay, you know that we are at our fifty, third minute now, these two people are psychotics look at the things they are saying in this recording


like the train to Busan, okay I see


, you are dining at a new restaurant called karma, it doesn't have a menu you simply get what you deserve what food will you be served


okay, , eh, okay K K K <mandarin>我跟你讲:wo gen ni jiang</mandarin> how I think okay


so one day I go into this fancy ass restaurant then after ah <mandarin>那个人就:na ge ren jiu</mandarin> like <mandarin>叫我问我几个人:jiao wo wen wo ji ge ren</mandarin> then <mandarin>我就讲一个人对不对:wo jiu jiang yi ge ren dui bu dui</mandarin> then <mandarin>我走进这个:wo zou jin zhe ge</mandarin> restaurant hor <mandarin>我就看到:wo jiu kan dao</mandarin> err, oh my my ex boyfriends over there, then I'll be like oh my god what the hell what is that person doing there sia then never mind then after that my food came


then my food came then the person gave me like a huge tub of ice cream because , I'm a princess and I deserve all the good things in life then after that when I was enjoying my ice cream right I see the guy serving my ex boyfriend a snake because he is a stupid ass snake


I mean, (mmhmm), I mean


for the past few years I just try and be more conscious about it lor, I just be more conscious about it lor, ya, of course ah but I just don't take drugs and I don't kill people so


that's true, then it comes lor maybe the chili is I mean the the ice cream is spicy or something, no it's a story story based on the inspiration of the question lah it's not, oh my god then the person eat the snake lah cause he's a snake what


(uh huh), that's all


, oh my god, okay, maybe not so soon ah I'm sick, okay okay K K K, K this is the question that I asked just now I can't believe that it's inside here


what question, if you were to eat one dish for the rest of your life what would it be, ha, , oh I didn't see I didn't see I didn't see this part just now so


oh oh !wow!, oh <mandarin>真是懒惰:zhen shi lan duo</mandarin> sia


okay, okay okay for <mandarin>我:wo</mandarin> right, I have two options, either sushi for the rest of my life, or, chicken rice for the rest of my life, exactly


I'm chinese okay, I love my rice okay, I really like my rice, you know when we're young right we always don't want to eat our rice cause rice is always like this weird taste but then when you grow up ah it's nice eh


oh that's true, that's true, you know by sleeping in front of the rice rice and I we have successfully built a good relationship together that's why I like rice so much


, err sorry, you are just a hater you just don't appreciate rice, haha ya sia


(uh huh) (mmhmm), ha


then don't ask me to do stupid things ah, , ya sia


, sorry I have to burp , ya I do cause I'm smoking hot,


okay K we're at our last minute already how do you think about this recording, what do you think the person listening to this will feel, , err dear stranger


dear stranger whatever you listen to err may not be err very entertaining but, I hope you enjoyed it, thanks for coming to our podcast, haha


never mind ah, oh ya we should say that maybe our next recording should be, a podcast themed


ya, !huh! serious, how many views she have


dang, what a hater, okay lah maybe next time when we do another recording we should do like different theme, or like podcast, like err if you like to check out more then you should err maybe subscribe to our channel ah


that's true, !yay! okay bye


it's such a tiny little okay okay and then they say they must specify cannot red line is it, it did they specify cannot red line


cannot have the red line they where got say no we only watch the video


eh send <mandarin>我那个:wo na ge</mandarin> link eh, eh send through send through<mandarin>你的:ni de</mandarin> not telegram err <mandarin>不要不要不要用用:bu yao bu yao bu yao yong yong</mandarin> facebook messengers


where got, okay never mind we can do that later it's fine


I heard I heard prom queen the prom


a ya I'm listening, you ask lah


okay if the wishes will come true tomorrow ah can this one this one is easier err


uh I wish, I wish I don't have to think about what to eat tomorrow, because singapore there's really nothing much to eat I mean maybe because singapore has too much to to choose from


I cannot remember what's the word anyway <mandarin>选择困难症:xuan ze kun nan zheng</mandarin> ah <mandarin>选择困难症选择困难症:xuan ze kun nan zheng xuan ze kun nan zheng</mandarin> ah that's the word


second wish ah err, oh tomorrow is public holiday so anything I wanna do it's possible, , no but but tomorrow not public holiday ah


ya but what is it about ah, err


okay lah then my second wish will be to, I got no third I got no second wish one I haven't second I haven't even wish for a second one yet err I think second, second wish will be


the wish will be, to survive without


without eight hours of sleep, it's so tiring you know I I wish you can just survive on thirty minutes of sleep then I'll have twenty three hours and thirty minutes a day to use


I can spend more time to watch shows and then err go out you know it's like I can have home and, life balance that kind of thing like I stay home I can do my home stuff after that I go out and have a life you know that kind of thing


correct what you know you know sleep sleep takes up the your life at home already your home life, and like your life life


ten people, how much is one mask though, how much is one mask though


well I tried, uh well they have their own preference


not really define you make the mask for me the other day was very nice very pretty I havent wear the cat one to school yet


ah <mandarin>那种:na zhong</mandarin> lah


no but the thing is that because the hospital is a prestigious place mah you know so, that's why eventually <mandarin>你看我的那些我的:ni kan wo de nei xie wo de</mandarin> ward <mandarin>里面的那些:li mian de nei xie</mandarin> nurses hor <mandarin>结果他们全部都:jie guo ta men quan bu dou</mandarin> like <mandarin>有些还有有些还有还有放:you xie hai you you xie hai you hai you fang</mandarin> makeup <mandarin>有些没有放:you xie mei you fang</mandarin> Liao <mandarin>然后懂:ran hou dong</mandarin> hor <mandarin>我们学校要求我们把头发成一个:wo men xue xiao yao qiu wo men ba tou fa cheng yi ge</mandarin> bun you know like bun bun those shape on your head right


then actually some of the nurses in the ward they don't really they don't really do it one you know they just leave it as a pony tail still, ya that's the that's the problem lor you know


[orh]


err serve, patient hor <mandarin>通常都是一个:tong chang dou shi yi ge</mandarin> nurse <mandarin>在做的所以那个:zai zuo de suo yi na ge</mandarin> nurse <mandarin>会很忙可是在大一点的:hui hen mang ke shi zai da yi dian de</mandarin> hospital <mandarin>他们有:ta men you</mandarin> err bed making <mandarin>的那些:de nei xie</mandarin> housekeeping <mandarin>的那个:de na ge</mandarin> crew and then after that there's the


what's it called F&B the crew and then they serve you know that they're like butlers they serve you food and then after that err then the nurse will just focus on taking care of the patient ah but


it is it is, oh I don't I don't know I don't think I've been


ya but you just come out of surgery how are you gonna like enjoy the amenities, no as in <mandarin>你没有那个心情去你没有心情去管:ni mei you na ge xin qing qu ni mei you xin qing qu guan</mandarin> whether is it nice or not what


no but it's not like you're dying there it's just that, I only been there once I think is because of Pa <mandarin>姐:jie</mandarin> like I think that time I think she went into hospital, for something


and they say that it's true that that that's the that hospital is a lot of


VIP one, like err most of the rooms there is VIP room, ya a lot a lot of overseas <mandarin>的:de</mandarin> mah


it's very normal, ya well, I don't know I just think that


performance lor <mandarin>就是你只要做到你的工作就对:jiu shi ni zhi yao zuo dao ni de gong zuo jiu dui</mandarin> Liao


ah, wait you finish your wishes already meh, I think we have short term memory sia , ya ya correct oh ya so that means this is the second wish already


why you want to skip the question so fast, I think we also ran out of things to say wait what your second wish is to what


ya how is that, how is that good for tomorrow only it should be forever what, , !wah! that's that something I would want for life though I don't want short term memory but then long time memory is also good lah it's like you remember everything


no I don't know


but it's been such a long time since I eat jumbo


fifty percent off what <mandarin>就是你叫一只螃蟹我叫一只螃蟹:jiu shi ni jiao yi zhi pang xie wo jiao yi zhi pang xie</mandarin> ah okay thank you , , two for the price of one


okay lah <mandarin>你高兴就好:ni gao xing jiu hao</mandarin> Liao , it just say you drop everything already what


no as in that question you say that if you drop everything, ya exactly what would you risk, no you say if you drop everything for your dreams right, you already drop everything that means you're risking everything already so what are you risking this question doesn't make sense


no but you say that eh no but the question is if, you err what is it called if you if you drop everything means you already throw away everything for your dream that means you hold on to that one dream what are you risking you already drop everything means you risk everything for your one dream you get it or not


ya so this question doesn't make sense what , ,


you very ass eh you wait can we can we scold vulgarities though, it wait is it informal term for butt err or is butt the informal term


but ass can also mean donkey so ass is actually a normal word , okay this conversation became funny talk about ass suddenly


what


eh hello <mandarin>不代表我可以讲很久就代表我:bu dai biao wo ke yi jiang hen jiu jiu dai biao wo</mandarin> aunty okay, happy go lucky ah no lah it's a different term


aren't all superpowers unusual, because the questions sound weird to me


sorry suddenly got louder then my line became red, I think they will approve is just that their ears will be a bit, painful so sorry for now,


I don't think so I think it's like ya it's just a while, umm, will be to , err there's no such thing as needing to go toilet


then wait mother load is when you have a lot of money right I also don't remember


ya you just drag all the stats back to normal, eh but now you know for the PS four version one right it's just one cheat code and then it'll, auto go back ya you don't need to press, Shiok right


then that means <mandarin>你跟我讲的:ni gen wo jiang de</mandarin> lor, I want to I want to play it but I no time


junk, , no you know why or not because ten years ago the me right I will keep literally everything that has meaning to me but the thing is that would that it means some something to somebody


you know it's a different story what and to me maybe at that time ten years later I already think that it's not important anymore, like recently I found like movie ticket that I had from eight years ago, it's, then it's just like


like it's alright lor like oh it's another piece of paper and then I continue keeping it that's what I did


I thought that's you, , ya I do keep a lot of weird toys, harvard or heaven which one


nope I don't keep those kind of thing I tried but they keep


I keep tell you why I say probably pieces of papers that that, that is like receipt or or a cinema ticket because I keep a lot from I used to watch a lot of movies, ya with my ex boyfriend, we watched really a lot of movies and I like it ah


I like watching movies


I think it's about finding the right person like even if let's say you are with the right person even if you are not going out you will still feel fun, let's just say it must be the right person right if it's the wrong person obviously it's not gonna be right right


not talking about my current guy right now, haha, okay <mandarin>你赢:ni ying</mandarin> Liao lor you win okay


what is your time capsule, what will you find it, what would you find in it


, oh really


then <mandarin>你在想你的:ni zai xiang ni de</mandarin> time capsules still <mandarin>会有:hui you</mandarin> notes


err I think, a lot of valentine's gift from random guys , it's not hoe it is it's just that you're popular with people and that's nice


hat isn't that or like err, or like err I don't know, family destroyer, correct or not I mean like it's not about it's not about saying like you imagine people say about you like that you know this kind of thing


ya or if not insensitive, !aiya! haha, I can't I can't I can't err I just, sorry it's just


so nice to touch no then I realised it was so oily so I decided to put it back , what other labels ah, like, I don't know err slut


then I'll be like err whatever you say whatever floats your boat go ahead man I don't really care


what about you


true,


eh I think we're trying to let the people listening to us hungry get them hungry okay


actually depends on what you wanted to bring in also eh


dedicated <mandarin>辣椒的人:la jiao de ren</mandarin>


, for me ah, well, I don't know if I had, I don't remember I don't even remember when's the last time I had a very satisfying good meal


there I actually enjoy that, that is expensive, what steak, well that was nice, not really I really don't remember the taste that's that's how that's


if we wanted to be memorable right, I think like one of few special ones is, you remember when we were in secondary school we went Hokkaido, and then we went to try this


err


, do you remember that though


ya I only choose to remember the good stuff, it only makes me want to go back to Hokkaido to eat that but then I don't remember where is it anymore


I think we can talk for more than one hour, if you don't know that time <mandarin>我每次跟你讲话讲到一两个小时过去:wo mei ci gen ni jiang hua jiang dao yi liang ge xiao shi guo qu</mandarin> Liao <mandarin>我每次跟你讲话都是这样子的:wo mei ci gen ni jiang hua dou shi zhe yang zi de</mandarin> ah


oh eh wait or they can like trick their kids like the mother want to have family time with the kid right like teenage kid for example let's say eh <mandarin>我们可以做这个东西:wo men ke yi zuo zhe ge dong xi</mandarin> eh <mandarin>这个东西:zhe ge dong xi</mandarin> hor <mandarin>我们就分一人一半:wo men jiu fen yi ren yi ban</mandarin> ah <mandarin>所以你坐在这里跟我讲跟我讲话讲一个小时你就有九块可以赚:suo yi ni zuo zai zhe li gen wo jiang gen wo jiang hua jiang yi ge xiao shi ni jiu you jiu kuai ke yi zhuan</mandarin> Liao


[orh], well their adult children


I wish money is free , people who need to find something else to treat so we can't say but I can say it is, COE is free no you should wish that it doesn't even exist


but you can't wish for COE to be free when it is a tax what, but that doesn't make sense what


, you're so hung up on crab, why you don't want to go eat dancing crab or something


I don't know I never eat before, I got friend working there but I never go before


(mmhmm)


well I don't know what to say about that but, I think, there are nicer crabs out there, there are nicer crabs out there


okay lor it's okay it's fine it's fine by me, I know you're kidding , I don't have anything that I wish is free though


why I can't do online shopping, I wish actually if I want to wish for something to be free I wish all materialistic stuff is free but then then you will not be materialistic anymore


exactly it is so useless that they should be given out for free


but it should be the important things that given out for free and healthcare ya, I think it's not free I think is err I think it's a cheaper rate if I not wrong


I can't remember where is free though, but then again if it's free healthcare right then there will be a long queue and then, people who actually need that service will, not get what they need and


eat, you have to eat to survive what correct or not


and even if you do want to eat and you still need to hunt food you are still working for the food that get, I think what they mean by work as like, salary work, you know like


ya correct what if you don't work how you get getting the money, right


why not you change this what if what if right what if, we as human beings we do not need to work, for money, so basically if there's no such thing as work as all, what do you think human beings will be doing


I think people will be enjoying themselves drinking their life off, err, creating their own things I think I think human beings will be more creative without work, just to get what they want right they will have to find ways to make it what so like if they really want to drink alcohol they will think of ways to actually make alcohol


ya and then after that if they really want a chair they will think of a way to cut down the tree and build a chair so they actually work for themselves instead of working for the entire society, then people will be monetising their their skills, but you're working for yourself is you're not working for salary


so means you do, what you need, for whatever you need at that moment, technically speaking in that in that world right everybody doesn't have a house , everybody wants a house will have day in and day out to build their house so it's like


eh the question should be if you suddenly found yourself in a deserted island right so, , !huh!


I was saying that if people everybody was in deserted island right you know the word dessert and desert is very difficult for me, deserted or deserted


so deserted and desert is different right okay okay , err


I don't I don't think our english standard is, great but like that's our chinese man I think that's the problem with singaporeans


nope but anyway if you are there, with only one chicken one dog , and and only two err pine err two what is it pomelo two palm trees and then one big rock


and you have probably, err the size of a HDB flat err three room HDB flat, for land itself lah so what would you do


and is palm tree eh ,


I probably will give up and die lah I probably will be like with the dog and then sit down there


actually I don't know eh in my head I'm like, thinking that ya I'll just jump into my death since everyone is ready zombie might as well I just join the crowd then after that I'm like thinking that's so boring ya wanna join the crowd


ya I mean no guns in singapore is a good thing for citizen but if in the case of a zombie apocalypse which is not possible I mean as of now lah it's not possible


break Liao <mandarin>就会有:jiu hui you</mandarin> siren ah siren <mandarin>就会引来:jiu hui yin lai</mandarin> zombie ah


forever until somebody off it, really meh maybe, then will take forever eh


but <mandarin>已经被那个:yi jing bei na ge</mandarin> zombie <mandarin>保卫:bao wei</mandarin> Liao ah


how many ammo there is how much ammo there is <mandarin>对对不对:dui dui bu dui</mandarin> I mean like there is a limited amount of ammo what


, shooting range ah


really <mandarin>真的:zhen de</mandarin> meh <mandarin>这样我要去:zhe yang wo yao qu</mandarin> eh, doesn't matter


, ya


that's interesting, (uh huh), what and then take the horse and run around


say again, what everyday, [orh] what everyday activity ah, if you have to do it eight hours straight ah


no what if you're talking about daily activities right, that is, I mean, eight hours of work is a normal thing what even though it's a torture but you know I think they are referring to things that you are ya


what is it, then you cannot wash bowls for eight hours straight, but it's like playing water


not not necessarily true you need at least ten people in the house to be washing for eight hours straight just saying, err I think sit in the toilet


ya cause my butt will hurt eight hours straight leh you sit at the toilet there you know like then after that have the mark on your leg there <mandarin>在那里红红的一条线:zai na li hong hong de yi tiao xian</mandarin> then it'll be like very itchy and painful and annoying and ugly


I support of it but that's only like like if I broke okay so let's say if


correct or not, so what, I don't think I can do it for eight hours


, okay so we can plan out the eight hours so first hour will be in the bathtub let's say if you have a bathtub ah okay first hour in bathtub, thirty minutes to shower whatever you have slowly daily you can put thirty minutes of conditioner on your head or thirty minutes mask who knows right or you can be in the bathtub longer than one hour and do your face mask on it


for like another hour eh, and then after that you sit on the toilet bowl and then you poop for one hour , they ask me to eat here just, all the <mandarin>大便:da bian</mandarin>


I can't stay, I think I can only play for four hours max , but then again my feet and everything will wrinkle up when I'm in the in the bathtub for too long


is it because of water, because the water it, I don't know


I'm just too lazy to think right now go ahead just tell me


so what's the biological reaction, like like, like err the, ya but what happens does the water exit your skin or does it enters your skin to make it wrinkly


see exactly I was thinking about that difficult question I never thought of what's its purpose that's why I couldn't that's why I couldn't I couldn't answer you because I was thinking about how it happens


amazing grace, how sweet that sounds


!wah! <mandarin>这个:zhe ge</mandarin> ah, !wah! well like how to say like I want to be, I want like I want to skills and actually do well


to be a doctor then I don't need study so hard what correct or not I just instantly gain it what everything is in my head already what so that means everytime I have to update right it will just come into my head what


daily life <mandarin>的:de</mandarin> skill ah


okay lah <mandarin>煮饭:zhu fan</mandarin> lor, like five michelin star those kind of thing , what disgusting making it sound like it should be awesome okay


I want to be good at any sports, I know how to like ride a bicycle but I don't know how to do all those tricks you know that would be very cool what to know all those tricks


that's not a skill eh


then you will be the jack of trade master of none, but you want to master something what I thought this question is about mastering something, I don't know,


then if I need a hacker I just find you, that's a good thing then I will ask you for money whenever I need it


genius


his hands his hands is psychic is it , you want to master a psychic skill , you know the your first two your first two skills that you want to master still sounds logical


that's why I want to be a doctor what doctor is still logical mah


not logical, !oi! <mandarin>如果我看我不喜欢的人他们生病我也是会救他们的:ru guo wo kan wo bu xi huan de ren ta men sheng bing wo ye shi hui jiu ta men de</mandarin> eh


, oh my god this is damn so fast eh actually, imagine if if the person listening to us hears us


counting down


no lah just joking


, , then I'll be like <mandarin>我知道我也是觉得我吃得很爽的我会直接跟他讲:wo zhi dao wo ye shi jue de wo chi de hen shuang de wo hui zhi jie gen ta jiang</mandarin>


haha


actually karma works in a way whereby it's not joke what is that you know that it's a bad thing lor so you tell me you're telling me that you have never done anything bad before


!huh! what, past few years, but I mean in your entire life I'm sure you did something bad before what, ya but the thing is that you still have karma mah


that's why they ask what would you be served what


(uh huh) <mandarin>他们肚痛:ta men du tong</mandarin> meh, , <mandarin>等你有孩子的时候再讲:deng ni you hai zi de shi hou zai jiang</mandarin> lah


that is so funny


I told you what that's the last question also, oh oh I I scrolled all the way to the back and I only saw the last question , I


I cannot eat one thing for the rest of my life, it doesn't work that way also <mandarin>我吃了一个东西我会吃腻:wo chi le yi ge dong xi wo hui chi ni</mandarin> leh, like <mandarin>不用讲:bu yong jiang</mandarin> rest of the life ah <mandarin>我吃两三天我就觉得腻:wo chi liang san tian wo jiu jue de ni</mandarin> Liao


they're all rice, so <mandarin>我也是:wo ye shi</mandarin> chinese mah


no last time when you're a kid you just want to sleep you sleep in front of the rice


I only remember I take photo of you sleeping while eating, so funny then I remember mummy say why you take photo of her waste ya cause last time I think is err film one lah you know it's still the olden days kind they use film what you wasting film you know then I'm like


!huh! but you ask me take photo one mah then I was just trying to scare her only <mandarin>我只是在吓吓他而已所以所以为什么你还要你还要:wo zhi shi zai xia xia ta er yi suo yi suo yi wei shen me ni hai yao ni hai yao</mandarin> leh then I'm like I was like err I don't know, then I'm just take, you you the one who did it I mean like you the one who fell asleep <mandarin>我只是听妈妈的话然后我就听妈妈的话我就我就拍照:wo zhi shi ting ma ma de hua ran hou wo jiu ting ma ma de hua wo jiu wo jiu pai zhao</mandarin> turns out to be one of the funniest memory though


you seem to have a lot of gas in your body ya can see that you have, I wanted to say got too much bullshit is it


!huh!


how is this even a podcast it felt like there is no it felt like there is no err what is it called, agenda, there's usually agenda err usually podcast they will have like oh today we are going to talk about life what is motivation of life and then after that


ya and then maybe we can put it on youtube as well, eh you know like I have friends that make youtube videos that earn eh, ya she make youtube video and then she earn and then like it's just basically like her usual like that oh what am I doing at home today you know like those kind of thing then like oh


I don't know I didn't bother checking I only know she has quite a number of people watching, that's like I'm not interested in your life so I'm not watching it


okay then you want to stop here, bye


, you should be loud enough , oh shit <mandarin>是不是太老啊它红变红色:shi bu shi tai lao a ta hong bian hong se</mandarin> eh, eh should be okay right okay okay , ya <mandarin>我很久没有吃火锅:wo hen jiu mei you chi huo guo</mandarin> Liao course I'm like very busy with school work


but then I wanted to quickly like get rid away of things that I'm not confident with lah, six weeks but then