correct, maybe like, a, superior that is like, not that much older than you right they are still learning also so, that's why I don't feel like working in singapore leh


don't know


ya, ya correct, same, ya, I mean settling down in another country sounds nice also


you can apply for like permanent residency but don't be citizen lah, ya


(mmhmm), so


(mmhmm)


!aiyo!, oh really ah


oh she bring her desktop home, !wah!, not very fluent


[orh] just enough to get back okay I can, okay quite bad but she started off doing McDonald's one so ya, ya, and then she went for further studies she got her I know she got her certificate in accountancy and then she went to be an accountant so


(mmhmm), (mmhmm), ya


(mmhmm), uh then what she say


so she going to further studies there


ya, okay lah, she got so many years of work experience here, ya


oh well, it is what it is


(mmhmm), understand, ya


ya, so cannot anyhow spend money, so, ya lor, melissa asked me so what's my plan after next year after I graduate then I told her


if not I will further studies then <mandarin>她会回复我:ta hui hui fu wo</mandarin> you really love to study girl question mark then I'm like I don't know about it yet just, looking around


ya maybe at the end right if I cannot find job I text her cogent hiring , !haiya!


so it will be very difficult, ya then <mandarin>在工厂做:zai gong chang zuo</mandarin> packing lor those kind of thing , (mmhmm)


oh my god, ya, (mmhmm), okay


!wah!


(mmhmm), oh well, life is tough


got a lot of people message you


, [orh] just like sharing experiences


ya


(mmhmm)


(mmhmm), (mmhmm)


ya <mandarin>我也有听说过:wo ye you ting shuo guo</mandarin> this one is reece tell me one he say that it's not about what you know is who you know, so he's not like very worried about like not finding a job on his own he said that


ya so, don't know lah anyway the culture in <mandarin>新加坡:xin jia po</mandarin> and in tasmania is very different so like, people always joke about how like in tasmania they get incest, cause like so small population the population population is so low you know but it's not true lah it's just a joke


err it's a hundred times bigger than singapore, but their population the whole of tasmania right is only five hundred thousand, ya correct and in the city I lived in right it's two hundred and fifty thousand so half the people in tasmania live in the city I lived in


then the suburbs right <mandarin>不是:bu shi</mandarin> incest, precisely ya , I mean, ya,


everyone it's an australian joke, ya , in, sydney is in new south wales


next time singapore will be uh a country full of of autistics


, uh different surname live in different region


ya, ya but if you got incest then your child will be autistic or something what


ya higher chance that have like something wrong, okay I I'm not the best person to say this kind of thing or what my, my knowledge is all from the internet memes and all it's totally <mandarin>不正确的:bu zheng que de</mandarin> I know I heard


ya so <mandarin>我说的话:wo shuo de hua</mandarin> hor it's like <mandarin>一边听一边出:yi bian ting yi bian chu</mandarin> then can already because, all the online memes taught me to be who I am today , ya


so ya lor I need to <mandarin>冲凉:chong liang</mandarin> soon, !walao! eh, ya then I came back that's all I did my, no I didn't


ya maybe ah sometimes, uh now cause COVID then aunty close early so when she close she she she can't go anymore


I can send you no I can send you uncle's one because aunty's one maybe I also lost already


I think aunty <mandarin>要我跟跟我跟她的:yao wo gen gen wo gen ta de</mandarin> uh <mandarin>儿子一起:er zi yi qi</mandarin> uh <mandarin>去爬山:qu pa shan</mandarin> or something then <mandarin>我跟她讲:wo gen ta jiang</mandarin> no <mandarin>因为:yin wei</mandarin> cause you know last time the <mandarin>儿子:er zi</mandarin> is a bit <mandarin>大只一点点不是肥是一点大只:da zhi yi dian dian bu shi fei shi yi dian da zhi</mandarin> so the aunty was like <mandarin>是因为他每个礼拜跟朋友去:shi yin wei ta mei ge li bai gen peng you qu</mandarin> #bukit timah# hill to like <mandarin>爬山现在有瘦:pa shan xian zai you shou</mandarin> Liao then <mandarin>我就跟她讲:wo jiu gen ta jiang</mandarin> oh <mandarin>我姐姐也是:wo jie jie ye shi</mandarin> every sunday go #bukit timah# hill <mandarin>爬山跟她男朋友:pa shan gen ta nan peng you</mandarin> lah <mandarin>有时候男朋友的妈妈:you shi hou nan peng you de ma ma</mandarin> then she was like eh <mandarin>我儿子也是以后可以一起去他每个礼拜都去的:wo er zi ye shi yi hou ke yi yi qi qu ta mei ge li bai dou qu de</mandarin> so she's like


also, he bring them ah oh my god that's so cool, ya I mean let them be lah there's like more groups of people


son, err ya secondary school, but then, but then aunty's son is speak in chinese one, oh my god I think also same stream one eh ya ya so


chinese is not bad but recently he failed ya oh <mandarin>什么事:shen me shi</mandarin> ah the girl oh oh oh before COVID right before I went to australia right she also like oh <mandarin>以后我会中国妳可以跟我们一起去:yi hou wo hui zhong guo ni ke yi gen wo men yi qi qu</mandarin> then I'm a bit like okay a bit excited a bit scared also later <mandarin>我去那边:wo qu na bian</mandarin> then <mandarin>没有回来真么办:mei you hui lai zhen me ban</mandarin> or like <mandarin>什么事情:shen me shi qing</mandarin> happened right I can't even like tell anyone <mandarin>因为在那边社交媒体是:yin wei zai na bian she jiao mei ti shi</mandarin> like weibo and then their google is baidu how am I going to like my the people I know


that anything that happen to me ya so I'm like I'm excited cause I trust them, ya correct I'm excited cause I trust them I already patronised them for like the longest time ever ya and they are very nice to me but you know 你不知道会发生什么事 so it's like


no lah !choy! !choy! !choy! I trust them ya but you know that's like uh anything might happen, so, I have <mandarin>微信:wei xin</mandarin> actually ya I mean I have friends in like Shanghai and Beijing but then like china is so big


then actually <mandarin>那些乡下的地方:nei xie xiang xia de di fang</mandarin> hor <mandarin>没有讯号:mei you xun hao</mandarin> then how, I don't think they <mandarin>城市:cheng shi</mandarin> also eh I think probably like in the middle


ya [orh] today also I when uncle closing shop that time hor <mandarin>他跟他爸爸讲话:ta gen ta ba ba jiang hua</mandarin> and then he show uh the screen to me then after that he told the dad, ah uh <mandarin>老爸你看我可爱的顾客:lao ba ni kan wo ke ai de gu ke</mandarin> so funny me and carrissa laughed out loud


ya, I don't know no no no it's indoors so I can't tell, ya, [orh] then won't have internet connections ah true, true true true ya


ya don't know lah, so after COVID then say, , ya lor


I don't know eh like, come here ah


I also don't know but I know that uncle before his Mala store he cooked a lot of different kind of cuisine before, and then never really make a lot of money or like <mandarin>顾客:gu ke</mandarin> say not nice and all those things, and then like after a lot of tries he said uh after a lot of failures then he like set up this stall and then like started to gain a lot of customers


ya, so, hard work pays off I guess


so like, ya, I think so too oh you know carrissa tell me cause she stay


opposite a coffee shop, then she say


then a new <mandarin>麻辣:ma la</mandarin> stall open, then she say <mandarin>现在这个麻辣摊:xian zai zhe ge ma la tan</mandarin> hor <mandarin>煮的时候:zhu de shi hou</mandarin> hor, <mandarin>我家闻得到:wo jia wen de dao</mandarin> so <mandarin>我觉得会好吃:wo jue de hui hao chi</mandarin> cause she lives across the coffee shop with a road, then when the, I don't know should be should be quite a low level if can smell


so it's like !wah! legit eh her house is across the road the coffee shop where the <mandarin>麻辣:ma la</mandarin> stall cook can smell, the smell is so strong eh no I didn't


not nice uh they don't let me buy vegetables only, you know they don't let me just buy vegetables, I made Atlee buy I don't like it


Atlee say uh he think uncle one nicer, and he say <mandarin>日日红:ri ri hong</mandarin> also quite nice but then like, cause I order <mandarin>菜而已:cai er yi</mandarin> then <mandarin>那个:na ge</mandarin> aunty <mandarin>死死都不要跟我减价:si si dou bu yao gen wo jian jia</mandarin> but I don't understand why eh


then <mandarin>加饭:jia fan</mandarin> then it's only five fifty six dollar, ya cause, cause if you if you order meat right


ya <mandarin>可是买菜的话一份:ke shi mai cai de hua yi fen</mandarin> is one dollar, something like that, then the rice fifty cents


uh <mandarin>不是:bu shi</mandarin> scam lah is like they will still <mandarin>走来走去问人家:zou lai zou qu wen ren jia</mandarin> then aunty, the aunty is like sometimes <mandarin>会生病:hui sheng bing</mandarin> then sometimes they will close for awhile


anyway there's this one stall I feel quite sad for them, cause sometimes the aunty will be sick then they will close, cause they closed for very long then after that when they come back then I was like oh <mandarin>那天我经过你没有开有有一阵子没有开:na tian wo jing guo ni mei you kai you you yi zhen zi mei you kai</mandarin> then he say [orh] <mandarin>生病:sheng bing</mandarin> then okay lor but I don't know real or not lah but just


ya, so, oh my god, I forgot already when leh is it thursday, , if not I may maybe no no no no no no let me think


oh my god I think I miss it eh, maybe let me check let me check, where's my message, you just reminded me leh oh my god <mandarin>忘记掉:wang ji diao</mandarin> Liao what is it beijing one oh one


you should, appointment, twenty six, ah ya ya ya ya


google calendar is for my school this time I just like


you do weekend ah, okay, joey, apply the same day as you, eleven am you know she tried to apply for #yi ren# also then #yi ren# was like


no no no she told me #yi ren# was like you look at your hair you think you need treatment meh then she was like true ah then she said but worth it eh then she say


ya so quite funny , ya correct my hair okay lah neat lah I think I got a bit of split ends actually got quite a few split ends


then she say that my <mandarin>头皮:tou pi</mandarin> [orh], it's not very good, so I don't know they trying to scam me to buy like products or or I really the <mandarin>头皮:tou pi</mandarin> not good


so, sometimes I think they scamming us like make sure that like we like try to make us buy package, we have to be like, try to try to like discern if


or, like you really need it or not, so, ya, oh well


, ya


(mmhmm), oh my god


, ya, you can buy, [orh] [orh] chinatown, okay <mandarin>所以明天:suo yi ming tian</mandarin> joey <mandarin>说她十一点或十二点:shuo ta shi yi dian huo shi er dian</mandarin> will reach here


then afterwards we will <mandarin>在这里读书念书:zai zhe li du shu nian shu</mandarin> she say if she stay at #yi ren# house right she will like just sleep ya so we will be like studying until, err <mandarin>七点多其实:qi dian duo qi shi</mandarin> you just come home lah, should we


[orh] they always got dinner one like they go and eat, cater


ah oh !wah! okay okay, then, understand


ya, ya cause what's the plan was err, ah I think I don't know eh, anyway


ya but since you say that we should reach earlier to <mandarin>排队:pai dui</mandarin> then I think, no actually I will try to make a reservation first


beauty in the pot


okay okay okay then I cook you just take out you sure you okay with us eating or not, if not I don't know ah I think I can


no I think I will cook the broccoli and carrot with garlic, ya, ya correct then I can make corn soup also, so, ya that's better


ya I think could last, okay so I will cook the broccoli, ya, ya lor


I don't know she eat the brown rice or not , ya it's one is to two right


can right, echo echo right ya ya eh <mandarin>现在很很晚了:xian zai hen hen wan le</mandarin> leh so it's like about ten forty right


ya ya so ya lor ya lah you can must take the last train right if not take bus very slow, okay can can okay ya I will listen to you bro


so what do you do today,


your best friend ya I have to work, ten dollar, no lah four lah five to nine PM, err I do I do today at #bukit panjang# like pendent there lor


like to give out flyer, then need carry the poster at the back, oh sorry sorry, twenty, okay


so, , okay so, err you <mandarin>你吃晚餐了:ni chi wan can le</mandarin> ah


ya, are you eating with me, if ah if you want


oh ya it's like the opening promotion right, err weekday opening


should be err, message who, I never talk to him for very long already so, not really in the mood


but both of us can, karaoke, oh just now during dinner is it okay


so you three of you all, serious okay, okay continue continue ya stop stop making fun of me I very sad


at JEM is it, oh you all meet at clementi mall


oh, oh oh, oh !huh! then the what the Jurong east is more <mandarin>靠近:kao jin</mandarin> than clementi what, cause you want to make you more <mandarin>方便:fang bian</mandarin> for you right that's why !wah! up steady


oh, I think you all should forge a closer friendship, , okay okay so what wait starbucks for dinner isn't starbucks like a drink


oh wait what time <mandarin>你们几点:ni men ji dian</mandarin> meet, oh okay, okay


oh, oh, !huh! at three forty five everything is crowded isn't it like off peak hour, oh ya cause <mandarin>现在:xian zai</mandarin> got the safe distancing measures right oh ya lah


so, the people cannot, I thought #ya kun# the space very small then but got enough space for you all


oh, okay


what a waste of time you should just go home, but no more hot one already right the #tuk tuk cha# or something right err ya ya


oh the milk tea ah <mandarin>奶茶:nai cha</mandarin> oh, okay, oh, okay


ya that's why you are in a very good shape now , okay yes that's true, ya I will I will eat more


wait what, can, like the conversation is to make sure both of us are like, make sure like our convo like about the same


so if like your one cannot they maybe can use mine or something or mine cannot then they will use yours the code switching thing, no what like that we are two metre apart already what the code switching thing


can can ya it will hear like, cause just now I was testing myself only so I can hear myself then when you talk like it can hear yours also lah if you talk


later you if you like after this one hour you can test again if you want, !wah!, I'm so good at this, ya <mandarin>你比我胖:ni bi wo pang</mandarin> oh okay okay ya ya ya then then the rest don't need to talk about it already


why ah did I tell you the you know cause like all my modules like E-learning already, then like there's this old professor teaching like err finance and accounting mod, !wah! !wah! he's like he was the first lecture that I like the first ever NUS on zoom


but it was such a bad experience lah then like, eh I did I tell you like he's like he literary I think he just recovered from a stroke or something like he don't really know how to use then he damn slow mo I don't know whether it's his data connection like you use zoom lah !aiya! I don't know whether he use before like he legit he talk very slow then he keep lagging then he keep pausing also


then like, no one can really listen to what he said and then like, after that he got, like apologise in like the announcement on LumiNUS, NUS like he said like, sorry for my sloppy performance or something


ya then actually yesterday was supposed to be the second lecture and then he suddenly postpone it like it was two to four PM right, and <mandarin>他改到:ta gai dao</mandarin> err, err, what err, he <mandarin>改到:gai dao</mandarin> like eight to ten PM, then like what the heck


then the timing obviously cannot make it lah, I had other stuff also then I just literally I just skip lecture, err his house <mandarin>的楼下:de lou xia</mandarin> got err, renovation then the noise very loud so he Bo Pian have to


err, postpone the zoom lecture to eight to ten PM, ya lah like no lah but it's a home based thing what I think he supposed to do at home, and like don't make sense what you want the professor to conduct his lesson in a library and everyone is just staring


ya ya ya then, ya lah like , I don't know leh I feel like, professors that are, quite advanced in age, don't do E-learning very well


err, maybe lah but tutorial haven't start yet what cause NUS tutorial starts in week three for odd weeks then even weeks is the next week ah week four


and then like, !wah! I a bit Sian also cause like I didn't really revise then like I wasn't really listening to the lecture also, so now I like like #gong gong# like that then you know I have to get like a financial calculator also which I haven't even get, like you know like to calculate the mortgage stuff


mortgage like the time they said they called it what time, time value function like you calculate like the compound interest over a time then they straight away can calculate for you, by calculator so you don't have to calculate by yourself, ya then they straight away calculate like over a period of time also like you put the time inside


smart right, ya but primary school they expect you to calculate by yourself right, no that one the scientific calculator


<mandarin>你不懂:ni bu dong</mandarin> meh, meh


ya correct leh you confirm do it correct later when you play back you will know, wait now about what how long, ya see the time now


ya you confirm need to take bus home I think ya you can take grab home already, can use vulgarities or not eh later later you have to check her, but I mean, ya lor


ah see not that easy already right one hour oh oh I cut ah oh okay okay okay I am finished, oh is this like the force code switching thing no it's still quite smooth right


okay can lor the okay so what happen between your dinner date with your best friend, oh okay so sorry, okay <mandarin>明白:ming bai</mandarin> sorry


, what's that in chinese, oh ya totally err ya no I think my code switching better your one very forced , I think they won't accept your one they will just pay me then they will match me to another partner that is that


oh, oh, oh okay <mandarin>来:lai</mandarin> so, okay, so


wait his friend was there also, oh the three people oh his friend is here involved with him so he get another comrade to, is it something like that, to enhance the persuasion


persuasiveness ya ya !wah! actually hor it's a good tactic also eh like !wah! I think he strategising very well , strategising the friendship well, okay


so you err #jing hao# to, !wah! ya no no no no no, err I went for I went for like twice what


it's like you try to sell things to people ah then there's like this pyramid structure thing so like, err you go higher, you can earn more commission from the people below you right because the people below you are like under you


it's not recording, err, I have to check lah, !wah! legit one hour of this err ya it's fluctuating ya can can, what the is cannot make the red colour thing what then ya lah


actually I don't know a lot lah but then like ya then the person below, like they have to, attract


people below also lah so that more will join then everyone were like the profit will flow to the top lor then everyone will earn lah but I think the top will earn more lah because of the, flowing of the profits, ya so, ya but <mandarin>其实:qi shi</mandarin> hor


actually I kind of agree what #jing hao# say lah like I think it depends on the product and like the business organisation


like if he say like his mentor is like, kind of coaching him well in like, letting him I mean like is he say his is passive income like one K plus then like I mean like it sounds good lah, oh so it's not one K plus


one point five, active or passive no passive means the people below him <mandarin>赚:zhuan</mandarin> that's why he <mandarin>赚:zhuan</mandarin> so did he engage in the direct selling


oh !huh! is together one meh, like what he earned last month together one ah, okay


ya lah <mandarin>六月:liu yue</mandarin> lah correct lah ya, oh okay, !huh!, ya lah I think at the start you won't get to earn a lot because like you are still learning the like the strategies to market the product right then you won't be very successful what it's like when I first started the telemarketing thing like <mandarin>我也是讲到烂:wo ye shi jiang dao lan</mandarin> then nobody want to


eh what the actually I started better than how I end it, okay never mind ya no like where I started <mandarin>我是:wo shi</mandarin> like I followed the script properly like <mandarin>准准:zhun zhun</mandarin> then like nobody wanna listen also like cold calling is just like a, I feel like cold calling is another scam


that we should talk about, okay lah it's not a scam lah but it's a very, ineffective, strategy that people like business people like


everyone relate cold calling to like insurance what then like when you want to sell insurance you shouldn't use, the method that people have like, bad <mandarin>印象:yin xiang</mandarin> of to sell already what you should choose something, else


ya like I feel like a female voice is tend to be more attractive


like meet up now like do we sound good, but I sound good you don't ya ya sorry bro, oh it's the lady's voice ya it is it's like some #ang moh#


oh is the what the is a primal instinct thing, oh ya ya ya it's, ya ya ya


okay, ya lah his other friend sent to convince you, !huh!, there's still another one


oh, !huh! so he that guy don't even know #jing hao# like, like <mandarin>不是认识:bu shi ren shi</mandarin> like that


oh, wait wait again again again, that friend introduced to #jing hao#, oh okay their friend


oh then the oh !huh! so actually that friend is his mentor, oh <mandarin>不是他的:bu shi ta de</mandarin> mentor so his mentor is another person


how old is she, like he say she <mandarin>她有很多:ta you hen duo</mandarin> like <mandarin>名名牌的车:ming ming pai de che</mandarin> right, oh okay


oh, okay, okay


oh, serious, it's a lot eh, and it worked lah


!huh!, okay, oh, or like because that


that #jian ming# is the guy who introduced to a lot of people, right like he say introduced to his friend then his friend introduced to #jing hao#, so he's like the master err, persuasive, strategist like that lah he's like he's sent to, kind of attract new


people into the MLM, so you like not that you are not entirely, do we need to crop out that one


ah Bo Pian, maybe we record like a more few minutes, to cancel out that part Sekali we Kena fired cause we, like we didn't meet the criteria


ya lor even if we do this, , but you don't want do at your house mah


oh ya actually can, err no !huh! oversleep sleep over ah


she don't meet strangers late at night, you are


oh eh, is it true serious


okay, okay ya continue, but from what I heard #jing hao# like his product legit quite, I mean it's expensive lah it's five hundred dollar


but like the peel sounds like it's legitimately leh like it has the health, benefits are <mandarin>真的:zhen de</mandarin> lah like, wait way or some


oh ya ya he talk about it also right like singapore based so it's easier to sell in singapore to international audience, something like that okay


but you got do you have like articles and like, you know like legitimate sources to verify all the data, okay lor


Upz lah ya lah <mandarin>赚很多钱:zhuan hen duo qian</mandarin> lah, okay then what you care about the marketing part ah


or the money part, ya lah, ya lah I guess that's true, like you must believe in the product first then you are able to more convincingly


sell it lah correct, oh that's like totally making you ya lah there's like err that's err a they will say they will tell you like no membership fee first but you have to you


buy no lah but they won't force you to buy but they encourage you to buy so it's like sort of, using the product fee as a membership fee right, ya it sounds <mandarin>有点怪:you dian guai</mandarin> right ya ya, but


uh, oh oh ya that's what #jing hao# say also right


ya lah it's the automatic thing lah it's like you automatically have recruit people under you when you sell to them, ya


oh, but you don't want, oh know ya can right can or not


oh, no at the start it always be active income because you have to like <mandarin>卖:mai</mandarin> to other people first and then for them to be recruited under you what


then you have to get your, base first right you have to build your base first then after that then you have passive income, [orh], so you don't think that their logic, their logic just a bit <mandarin>怪怪:guai guai</mandarin> lah


oh ya ya ya it's always like that one lah, it's like what one bottle for <mandarin>五百块:wu bai kuai</mandarin> eh


ya correct it's actually quite substantial, oh


that's three K plus , correct okay I rather you buy like stocks for three K plus at least you will get back


but there's dividends and everything lah, oh bonds have dividends, !wah! you know the bellatrix, she keep she said her bank empty cause she use it to buy stocks then she's like waiting for dividend or something


like she already know about all these leh then like I feel a bit, quite Upz


what you mean, no she same year as me, ya we both together oh that means she two years younger is it eh, ya one year younger


eh a bit weird right cause she from Dunman high like IP school, oh ya maybe eh, I think two years younger leh I'm not very sure no ya I think she nineteen, because if we go in together like we are both year one in NUS now right then I do


one year plus like two years of NS lah so she <mandarin>小我两岁:xiao wo liang sui</mandarin> lor, ya ya then like she still say like she, she earn she earn from coaching like


teaching people how to dance like she's sort of like a ad hoc dance instructor, like she teach children, like, dance, but then she say she affected by COVID, that she has to like she upload her


coaching like her dancing lessons online, to specific children or something lah like the parents pay a lot one lah, ya then now she say she learning like she, err she learning makeup like how to makeup also like bridal makeup cosmetic all these so that she next time can like


help, like newly weds like, help to do makeup lah for the bride, for her wedding, not bad right, very Upz right ya <mandarin>不错:bu cuo</mandarin> right


ya like very little money, inside like the real money lah but, cause you use it to buy what that means the money will eventually return lah it's like a return of your <mandarin>投资:tou zi</mandarin> what


I guess, oh ya ya what if like the company do badly right then the, wait the company do badly do you, do you still get dividends you don't get dividends is it or you get like


I heard dividend is like a quarterly thing leh that the company give you like when you buy like stocks from them them they will, pay you the, like the return on the investment lah, ya we have to read up more


but I also want to learn leh like, it's like the earlier start even the better right, oh you you are having you taking lessons from where or you just reading yourself


the arts school, y, then how he know about investment like shouldn't isn't he the artsy-fartsy


oh, you just invest then you wait for money to come, oh, just like analysing the market lah ya lah


but I mean the more you analyse the market then the better, no ah


!huh! really why, oh like ya the time the overtime thing right like your returns will grow over time also right


but I mean it depends on the market also lah like, if you keep, if you don't sell like when the, stock price is high then when it drops very low like, then like you also Bo Pian you have to like wait for it to go back up to like earn again right


okay okay, oh, oh like you have to sell so that you have the money to invest again that sort of thing right oh okay


nah, oh he got no income to buy the next stock oh like to pay for the next stock that he's planning to buy, oh


ya lah oh, ya lor then no choice lor, sounds familiar wait it's the what is the make car electric car one is it


and they make a lot of like home appliances also right, is tesla meh, I thought it's !huh! SpaceX is by tesla


oh <mandarin>我自己去:wo zi ji qu</mandarin> ya <mandarin>我自己去:wo zi ji qu</mandarin> read up,


oh cause I keep interrupting is it no I didn't what oh I know you talk about your <mandarin>投资:tou zi</mandarin> with your friend, like your #hwa chong# friend that's why, oh


need drink water right, !huh! you don't need, !wah! you, #jian ming# #jian ming# sounds like #jing hao# <mandarin>的哥哥:di ge ge</mandarin> or something like cousin


okay ya okay ya I get it, oh my god ya they always talk about their family okay you know that MLM thing that I heard


like err, like when we just ORD right like during march, like I went to apply for this part time job, then it turned out to be like a bio-globe like company is bio-globe, so they sell like err filtered water like the filtered machine the water filter machine and like


magnetic bedding or something, bedding so like the ya the mattress right there's like a layer of magnet, ya so it's actually MLM but I didn't know at that time so I went for their I went for, I went for two sessions like I think lah the first session they were just introducing their their company everything


ya then they then they told me about the they are actually a MLM company ya then like, err, then they tell me about how the profit is like and everything lah like their business structure then the second time they the second time the second session is err


ya so they told me like, about the filter machine, ya like they have those lists like about their benefits and everything lah then like the about the magnetic bedding too, but the magnetic bedding they were more


ya like the guy like <mandarin>他教我:ta jiao wo</mandarin> right, like <mandarin>他:ta</mandarin> he talk about family also like <mandarin>他讲他的妈妈有:ta jiang ta de ma ma you</mandarin> err what wrist pain or something and like back pain then like he feel very sorry for her so he, bought like the bedding for her then after that she recover then she like


I listen also like a bit, sounds very like, ya a bit <mandarin>假:jia</mandarin> lah then , ya then he literally eh he brought like a like a piece of the bedding down leh, like it's like err it's like not exactly like a full bed lah it's like just like I think


like rectangular, like a handkerchief like that then he make me put then I tell him like, cause I last time in secondary school <mandarin>我在:wo zai</mandarin> band mah then I play the instrument so like I got my wrist will sometime will ache also then I played tennis also mah, ya then he ask me put there then he wrapped the thing around it then like


I like, I just like <mandarin>呆住:dai zhu</mandarin> like that and my <mandarin>手:shou</mandarin> just <mandarin>呆住:dai zhu</mandarin> like after like fifteen minutes then <mandarin>他叫我拿掉:ta jiao wo na diao</mandarin> then like he ask me if you feel better then like, like <mandarin>我其实没有什么感觉:wo qi shi mei you shen me gan jue</mandarin> leh then like but I feel like <mandarin>有一点温温:you yi dian wen wen</mandarin> lah like hot lah then like


I just tell him lor like okay lah I feel more comfortable like more <mandarin>温:wen</mandarin> and then like eh see like a lot of benefits then like, when I reached home then I realise, actually if you wrap your hand in anything it will become warm after a while lah like it will just build up heat right like I don't think is exactly like the benefit of the bedding


so the health benefit a bit hard to, what, persuasion, oh the the confirmation bias thing is it is it no it's not


oh like you ya then your your instinct thing right is the what ah, is the, ya lah is the <mandarin>心理作用:xin li zuo yong</mandarin> right ya is <mandarin>心理作用:xin li zuo yong</mandarin> how I know what's the english word err your


it's okay you have to


!huh! the #jian ming#, so he's same age as #jing hao#, it's so strange right like their age so who entered earlier don't doesn't matter the age you will still be


like the seniority of the person, regardless of age will still be, no lah is the pyramid thing what the person at the top will always earn the most, ya lah


oh ya ya the <mandarin>跑车:pao che</mandarin> and everything right ya, ya lah, but you must work really hard first lah like you must build your base first then you must be good at like, marketing your product also


oh shit ya ya that they got those kind of classification also ya ya when I was at the bio-globe they also told me about the classification


like they have this monthly ranking thing ah, then like they always post, they always put out like those the certs of the first few people and like, like how many deals they closed and stuff


B plus you also B plus


no that's not true he just say, #wei lin# is more handsome really, okay but that's saying a lot cause #wei lin# is not exactly that handsome


so if I'm worse than he means I'm legit below below average, is it, wait you think #wei lin# is above average meh, like the average, societal attractiveness which do you think he is above or below !huh! his societal attractiveness


#wei lin# leh, but his face shape very oval-ish leh, wait no oval shape, like <mandarin>比较帅:bi jiao shuai</mandarin> no ah


oh ya and like depend on your body shape also right, ya I need to eat more lah, don't try no eh


I think it takes a lot of effort, what you mean !huh! don't want lah wait or should I like drink like protein shake and stuff, but protein powder very expensive leh, like if you if I don't really exercise that much then like in the end it will be wasted you know


really but it will just become like fat like skinny fat what, like you I don't wanna look like johnny or something lah


but like if you are skinny like skinny fat is not nice also what then I rather maintain skinny and like a bit lean, then can already what, no that doesn't make sense cause you have to burn fats first in order to


gain muscle right, like the fat doesn't convert to muscle what, wait does it, oh


oh, which means I have to exercise also lah like I don't even <mandarin>运动:yun dong</mandarin> that often, and like I my appetite you like not very big lah like


I can like don't eat breakfast and like eat lunch at like four, then I'm okay like <mandarin>我的胃口:wo de wei kou</mandarin> is just, I feel like my <mandarin>胃口:wei kou</mandarin> compared to a lot of people it's just not that, high I think


oh bamboo pole ah, okay can


which you agree with, really, meh, my ass flat, okay no we we ya we said not to talk about my ass


like you let people judge your ass also


is a introvert thing, wait are you introvert, isn't that everyone that we discuss about before right that's like everyone so extroverted extrovert


like who like #jing hao# ah she's not !huh! really she's oh, no lah it's not her


oh oh ya ya eh that one you haven't joined yet right the, firm, oh, oh okay okay


oh my god that was what they told me eh the bio-globe also like the guy selling right at first they like very <mandarin>内向:nei xiang</mandarin> like there then suddenly after like through this amazing job they gain a lot of marketing experience and they learn more about themselves and they learn how to err share


what, their own experience until now they very extro !wah! !wah! I tell you their tactic all the same one their persuasion their persuasive tactic !wah!, okay then I think that okay ya my impression of MLM has


ya will never I feel like it will, I feel like it's just something that you have to be weary of, ya, actually insurance, like I feel like insurance is more legit like the benefits are more clear cut


like you legit like have, I have also I haven't get insurance I'm thinking of getting also like, if let's say if you get like life life insurance like, at like fifty years or like sixty five years old like you when you get the money back it's like, there's like you legit earn lah like investment also what


ya you cannot scam your way and you don't have like all those like stupid membership fee what you just pay like a premium of your own insurance every month, so basically it's just, more, I feel like it's more secure lah


I dunno is it is secure the word for it like you just, ya lah, you are safe, stable is what


ya, like you won't suddenly you lose your money when the company closed down like the company won't suddenly close down also what like you don't know that, like all the MLM company actually their <mandarin>名声:ming sheng</mandarin> is like you never heard of it until someone told you about it what


right, ya that's what they always say they always talk about their own family member but you never see them see their family member before what


ya later he got hire some, oh


on google, !huh! why he show you if it's negative shouldn't you try to hide it


what the it's like reverse psychology bro, okay


then what the like <mandarin>头脑很精灵:tou nao hen jing ling</mandarin> or something


!huh! you mean <mandarin>他爸爸:ta ba ba</mandarin> is the one who got the product first, so his <mandarin>爸爸:ba ba</mandarin> is above him in the pyramid


oh sick of marketing he just want to take, the product for himself lah, no no no


oh okay, okay I mean like if you have a lot of people and like a lot of sources that are like legitimate then


oh, !huh! the father, oh no the #jian ming#


oh to like break even lah right !huh! really, why, oh to get the business account


oh, but if you directly sell then you won't have a business account


wait you have to have a business account wait you won't get a business account if you directly sell it, oh so, like the like those people that recruit under you will become under #jing hao# lah


because you don't have a account what so you just refer those people to him, oh ya lah so the pyramid you won't be inside the pyramid at all lah sort of it right ya


right so your, your what's this the, ya your level is not there ya they just keep your level right ya they just <mandarin>跳过:tiao guo</mandarin> you lah ya lah !huh!, err ya lah


oh so what #jing hao# want you to be the bottom feeder meh no right they want you to buy what, oh, using the same tone


like a bit, it's not <mandarin>虚伪:xu wei</mandarin> ah, sorry lah my chinese very bad lah cannot ah, oh like you can smell his


blood, or he can smell blood <mandarin>来他要卖就是硬硬要你买:lai ta yao mai jiu shi ying ying yao ni mai</mandarin> that kind of thing lah, he just want to do he just want you to buy like he don't even care anymore about hiding it, is maybe he never he's not thinking maybe he's not even


oh ya I think that's how MLM actually work, wait so #jing hao# actually buy already


for his mum lah all or for himself !huh! then what did #jing hao# say about it, what the obviously if you are in the business obviously you cannot like who would discredit their own product


like he just want you to buy lah that's why he say all these what right


fans oh


wait influencer, wait influencer to market product the company has to pay them money first also eh right, oh okay okay I get it


oh, okay, oh ya lah the what #jing hao# say he at the NTUC then <mandarin>他卖给什么:ta mai gei shen me</mandarin> the aunty working <mandarin>在那边工作的:zai na bian gong zuo de</mandarin> lah


those are strangers lah ya lah, oh


the you will not be very genuine lah like


pay for it, oh oh I mean ya lah I mean it sort of make sense lah obviously when you want to like earn the commission of the first, like your first few customers will always be people that know you personally what that's how you


start the marketing thing right, like the people, like <mandarin>很了解你的:hen liao jie ni de</mandarin> lah like close to you <mandarin>的:de</mandarin> lah like your <mandarin>家人:jia ren</mandarin> your <mandarin>朋友:peng you</mandarin> ya lah as what he said lah


ya, so ya lor, wait so your, dilemma now is whether you want to should you buy the <mandarin>产品:chan pin</mandarin> is it, !huh! you are not going to buy oh


oh !huh! now you are like planning you all are now scheduling the next few sessions already lah is it with #jing hao#, they are the one ah they got the PM you already or not


I guess


oh, wait but like, if you buy five hundred dollar then the your like your first customer who gave you the five hundred dollar will be under #jing hao# instead of you right, ya lah then


but your first year customer will tend to be your <mandarin>家人:jia ren</mandarin> also what, not meh ya then, oh


!huh! what's the commission fee like, what the it's like so fishy like that, oh


oh, ya lah then that's where the passive income come in right


oh okay, I feel like it's quite hard to like I feel like MLM products is very hard to market that's why


that's why that's where the whole MLM structure come in it's for, like when you sell right you always have to one to one sell and, you always have to persuade and convince people it's not something that a person will naturally want to, purchase it by themselves that kind of thing


right it's not like NTUC like those groceries that people feel like it's a necessity then they have to buy like, NTUC don't to market their products for people to buy what, but MLM products you have to, spend like time learning about it and, learning how to market it first before you start earning the money


!huh! what you mean, I mean ya lah ya lah is a necessity ya lah that's why, but like if, if the product is really that good to the point that


to the point that, to the point that people feel like it's a like, is so good that everyone have to get it then you don't have to like, sell it already what, oh like how to differentiate themselves ah


but, ya lah then they have to go through a lot of training first what is whether you want to invest the time first right, that's one of the factors right


err


I know I know okay okay I think it depends on whether the person has err depends on the health of the person also, let's say this person is healthy right and feels like


he can he is able to maintain the health without supplement then he will choose to donate to charity and help other people what, but let's say the person already, the health isn't not so good


care about <mandarin>别人的健康:bie ren de jian kang</mandarin> what, what you mean, will never care about other people <mandarin>健康:jian kang</mandarin> meh ah <mandarin>我:wo</mandarin> I'm not a very healthy person what I have to maintain my own health what


okay lor ya lah okay another factor is you whether you can convince people to, care more about their own health to the point that they are willing to spend the additional


substantial amount of money to, boost their health which the effects may not be even, be like, obvious for like the first few years, see you are making people invest without


having like a clear, ya you are making people like invest without, actually knowing that, whether they will actually have a like a clear return on the investment and on their health


it's a I feel like it's a risk oh okay lor, and like ya and to make them and to convince them to actually take this risk, and like, I take the risk and hope like it's a gamble like I hope and like hopefully there's a return that they will be able to


observe, or like feel, or like experience in the next few years, ya lah obviously, when you when you want to sell something you have to get it approve first if not you have cannot sell what like if you sell something that is not HSA approved that's the illegal substance already right like


oh, ya lah exactly there's another, like approve, when they when you go through approval process it just means that is not harmful to your body but, it doesn't measure whether <mandarin>它对那个身体有没有帮助:ta dui na ge shen ti you mei you bang zhu</mandarin> like that


oh but it's very hard ya lah it's very hard to how did you persuade something


by MLM


eh, okay okay


oh


yes bro, what ah I, !chey!


ah, wait your your thing how much per hour, for how long eight hour


at where, oh, fifteen CM bro remember


ya twenty CM bro, eh <mandarin>你你有没有:ni ni you mei you</mandarin> eat dinner, okay


wait <mandarin>你你要吃那个:ni ni yao chi na ge</mandarin> pork pork cutlet ah, eight eight nineteen, at at Changi err chinatown point


I can eat with you ah, as in whether you want cause the, ya ya ya


ya I message #wei lian#, message #wei lian#,


I see I see, wait, with, sure sure sure wait I I tell you what what I do with, #jing hao#


NUS computer science, ya ya three of us, serious


yes yes yes, starbucks, three people


no no no err clementi mall, ya ya, cause he he he just came back from NTU, ah


ya, ya not as close as <mandarin>你和:ni he</mandarin> #wei lin#


okay okay, then starbucks starbucks <mandarin>很多人:hen duo ren</mandarin> mah, no as in for


ya, ya ya


don't know lah, inside inside restaurant got so many people then


then <mandarin>我们后来我们去:wo men hou lai wo men qu</mandarin> #ya kun#, then #ya kun# <mandarin>也有这么多老:ye you zhe me duo lao</mandarin> aunty <mandarin>老:lao</mandarin> uncle, you got go clementi mall <mandarin>的:de</mandarin> #ya kun# before meh


ya, oh <mandarin>我们就去那个:wo men jiu qu na ge</mandarin> the one for one thing I eat with you last time


the the thai thai place, ah lah but, ya #tuk tuk cha#, thai thai milk tea lor, then <mandarin>我买我买那个:wo mai wo mai na ge</mandarin> soft serve ice cream


, ya girls complain you too skinny not me


ya, , thank you thank you, wait, your your recorder cannot hear me right, !huh! can hear me, wait serious


wait so, we then we should sit closer what


so that the thing can, oh is it, [orh]


eh but, but, eh <mandarin>刚才你的:gang cai ni de</mandarin> recorder <mandarin>听不到我:ting bu dao wo</mandarin> right, can ah


oh then okay lor, then true true true, !wah!, ya


can teach me please or not, ya ya, !huh!


, like you literally I think, use use what


(uh huh)


and like don't


no lah anyway now library like, and then, so like that one, !huh! serious, eh serious ah


nice PM lah


that's why you should find your TA during, staff hours, ya so that they can want to one learning with you what, like you got professor useless lor


mortgage


ah so you input the formula in the calculator, there's primary school stuff what the compound interest shit


no you just, no primary six got the calculator what you input the formula can already <mandarin>你不懂:ni bu dong</mandarin> meh, ya scientific calculator, yours is what, lame


sit two metre from each other each phone twenty CM, then you can


!wah! shit <mandarin>十一分钟:shi yi fen zhong</mandarin> leh, what the fuck no way man


I don't know !huh! what, up to you I still haven't talk about #jing hao# the what the hell then you cut


cut my convo, ya lah ya lah


please don't overlap me when I talk, what's that, see my ya


my chinese damn pro right, ya ya ya <mandarin>真的:zhen de</mandarin> meh, is it, ya ya ya bellatrix, she can seduce all the old uncle


oh, ya <mandarin>所以他告诉我那个:suo yi ta gao su wo na ge</mandarin> MLM, then he has what ah


eh ya lah I said three people what, sure, ya kind of kind of


no no no, what what do you know about MLM first


like is it fluctuating


fluctuating okay okay, cause I scared you speak too soft, then kevin cannot hear, ya lah, never never mind, , you carry on your mum shit


it also lah


see I kind of


wait actually


eh I think is active, active or passive


ya lah like the, okay <mandarin>他:ta</mandarin> previous previous month err, through eh, june ah


ya ya


is it


cold calling <mandarin>不是一个:bu shi yi ge</mandarin> scam what


you use


you speak like this cause you cannot get appointments bellatrix on the hand, true


ya ya ya, that's why all the all the siri all the what ah the MRT notification like, ya


because men are programmed to, listen to females better than males, ya ya it's like some alpha male shit


no no no is, okay the the guy he brought today is


his friend's friend, ya kind of cause is he intro the


MLM to his friend then his friend intro to #jing hao#, then #jing hao# intro to me, then that's why he, no


that friend intro to <mandarin>他的:ta de</mandarin> friend, then <mandarin>他的:ta de</mandarin> friend intro to #jing hao# then in #jing hao# intro to <mandarin>我:wo</mandarin> so actually that friend easy


ya ya, lecturer mentor


so so it's like, english lecturer, like conduct lessons to the, uni uni kids I guess, so she's kind of like


ya lah the lecturer mentor lah, then she earn like, she one month earn five five digit, then she quit her job, to try this MLM


ya lah but, okay, this one I quote from the #jing hao# friend ah forgot what's his name #jian ming# ah, like


ya ya but, like cause I do sales before mah you know right so I can roughly tell


so I can roughly tell, Bo Bo Pian lor, ya to, ya give out the extra


but it's out of our control what some someone randomly honk honk, ya, who ask you live so near the road attract all the stupid attention


no we can do at the BBQ pit in my house what, but I know you working today so you tired that's why I come here see I so nice right, ya so you must let me <mandarin>去你的家:qu ni de jia</mandarin> later


really meh, but I'm not a stranger though


all the aunties all like me one


ya serious, ya so so you tell about MLM, I think it's bullshit, as in it might not be bullshit but


ah


great way or something ah singapore based


I mean he say can go office to check or some shit


ya ya, so he is trying to say the company is very, ya lah <mandarin>很很有名:hen hen you ming</mandarin> lor, what whatever I don't I don't I honestly don't care about the company


like his, his mentality is, it's the product that sells, then everything goes back, so if you want money you shouldn't do it, like shouldn't you you shouldn't sell the product just cause you want the money


ya that's why he encouraged people to buy first


you know, is like a bit scam right


but, no as in, then <mandarin>你会有一个:ni hui you yi ge</mandarin> business account


if you intro to people, then when people buy the product, then like you gain points, like <mandarin>你有分数你可以来:ni you fen shu ni ke yi lai</mandarin> accumulate


so I'm, ya being recruited to #jing hao# I guess, no as in so so I tell him, like for active income, like you can don't buy the product, you just, market the product


but, that's active income lah so ya that's what #jing hao# say you are trading your time for your money, so is inefficient I guess, so if you want it to be


ya lah that's why I thought also lah but I never say anything, there's, as in some is


like they ultimately they still want me to buy the product that's their logic, but I never say anything I just, like I don't mind buying the product but I say I tell them first


so <mandarin>我可以买:wo ke yi mai</mandarin> what diamond package seven seven bottle


ya fuck off man you think I will buy that shit meh no, no no no stocks is got risk also


but bond is, bonds is more


wait bellatrix how old, oh oh <mandarin>她已经:ta yi jing</mandarin>


two, one year younger, one year younger so mean she sec three eh


so he's, ah <mandarin>对:dui</mandarin> lah, !wah! <mandarin>所以她很厉害:suo yi ta hen li hai</mandarin> leh <mandarin>她懂那些:ta dong nei xie</mandarin> all these bond and stuff


what do you make, I


!wah! <mandarin>不错:bu cuo</mandarin> leh, bank account like everything all buy bonds and stocks is it, oh very little money


but not all <mandarin>投资是:tou zi shi</mandarin> successful


we still get dividends you don't get, I I don't know what's dividends


oh my my eh, oh my


I reading book, then got I got this #hwa chong# friend he, he's he going LASALLE you know LASALLE, ya ya, he planning to go there


now now he's like trading everyday he's active trader, an active trader is different from me, I planning to become a passive, passive investor, no passive investor is like, okay you take fifteen minute everyday you just check


that's true, whether everything okay then okay already, like you don't have to spend like, the whole day buying and selling, so this is, no no no I cause now I reading my book


what ah, like actually their returns are lower than, the passive people


cause everytime you will trade, you have to pay the broker fees, ya ya


ya that's why it's about the, the waiting time lor, like maybe six month at most only one month one time you sell


but, #hwa chong# friend is like everyday he setting, cause that's his active income right right now, so even though he what he lose fifty percent he Bo Pian


he he still need to sell, cause he got no, ya <mandarin>因为因为他的:yin wei yin wei ta de</mandarin> bank account <mandarin>没有没有:mei you mei you</mandarin> capital


then <mandarin>他现在很:ta xian zai hen</mandarin> favourite <mandarin>的:de</mandarin> stock <mandarin>是:shi</mandarin> tesla you know tesla, ya ya ya


home appliance I'm not sure but they recently they fired a, rocket ship to mars I think, ya ya ya, ya is the elon musk you know him or not


talk for at least two hours straight


ya, you see from, from the ten minute mark right until now I still haven't say finish my #jing hao#


my #jing hao# shit yet, 不知, no then you suddenly talk about bellatrix all this investment shit,


!walao!, no need no need, never mind you you drink you drink I I talk I talk, what <mandarin>见:jian</mandarin> #jian ming# is it, he give me some stupid long long long long grandfather story


okay lah, like he say he last time , he army that time he he he go, he go hong kong trip, his father leg pain, okay whatever bullshit six day five night


magnetic what, the, oh


oh


fake


Simi


so let's start


LOL, instead of, if you can wrap your hair


ya, is the what's that ah, start with P


no it's like something effect, the start with, it's like if you feel that, it works it's part of I forgot what's that word already


!wah! fuck I forgot already ya I know that word, , placebo effect ya placebo effect ya ya


ah <mandarin>所以他说他的爸爸脚痛:suo yi ta shuo ta de ba ba jiao tong</mandarin> wherever I don't give a shit, let him talk let him talk, but anyway he's same age as me then he, ya the #jian ming#, so it's a relationship


ya ya ya <mandarin>他他:ta ta</mandarin> year one, that's, this company don't care about seniority what


ya lah that's why the mentor the what claire eh, clover clover, ya <mandarin>所以:suo yi</mandarin> , english lecturer mentor


like suddenly switched from


so he like quite shocked lor don't know why, but then end up now she, she good month can earn six digit, then bad month five digit, so quite a lot lah


elite pegasus or something


ya cause you shower already that's why ya meh


wait <mandarin>你是:ni shi</mandarin> what what blood type, ya eh, err my mum say <mandarin>蚊子:wen zi</mandarin> like B plus, cause very tasty, then then then the old blood type


好吃, I guess but B blood type <mandarin>是最有:shi zui you</mandarin> , no but #jing hao# say you very ugly


really, really


I think #wei lin# is okay what, I feel like he is above slightly, ya you never see people like


you know the


well actually honestly depends on your hair style, ya you like matthew cannot even grow big, don't


oh you tried thirty pounds, like you everyday, ya can but you


no lah even if you will, even if you <mandarin>不运动:bu yun dong</mandarin> you can still drink protein powder but it will just, but you want to become fat what no


what the fuck your whole life you look like #seng hao# you can never look like johnny, after drinking what protein powder everyday


okay the concept of dirty bulk is you get fat first then you shred all your


no you have to gain the weight first then you can shred off the, no that, that's why you you bulk first you build up your muscle your fat, then you shred you cut off the fat, ya that's how it works


but you are skinny cause your metabolism is high, so it doesn't matter, whether you


okay can #jing hao# say you less attractive than #wei lin#


ya, really, really meh, wait what, what


ya your ass flat bitch, !wah! not bad we we continuous talk for forty two minutes long


wait ah, I'm a extroverted introvert, no people are like naturally extroverts like, bellatrix lah


ya the first time she met me she don't even know me she like hi what's your name, I'm bellatrix, it's her we met them on the MRT her and her friend


no I join already but she don't know me it's my first, second or third day, #jing hao#, oh ya #jian ming# he's introvert last time


oh my god


but what about sales or insurance, same thing what


oh


ya ya ya you cannot scan


safe, sustainable


but the #jian ming# say the guy intro the father then end up the father eat then the knee become good, before


I mean I can, like if I really want to I can go talk to his father lah, , I go his house lah


ya then he show me the the stupid review, of the, of the product, like the internet product, ya ya ya, like there's a lot of negative feedback for the product, that's what he, that's what he show me lah but then


no as in like maybe appear more genuine or something, okay but he NUS com science I think, like he's trying to


ya ya, promote himself as a smart guy eh cause he NTU com science eh NUS com science, so he's like he's smart lah he know how to think, ya lah <mandarin>精灵:jing ling</mandarin> lah, so he's


like <mandarin>所以他以为他的爸爸被:suo yi ta yi wei ta de ba ba bei</mandarin> scam, ya ya, but <mandarin>他的爸爸:ta de ba ba</mandarin> not interested in


doing business, ya ya ya


ya lah then he he went to the company then he tried all the product


he said oh eh actually quite legit leh the ingredients inside, not bad I got this, like he sees a business opportunity in this thing also, and like !hey! why not make it a passive income, and that's how you got started oh he started in army


no the son ya ya ya, he started during the army, then I just tell them, okay I don't mind buying the product but


I will earn five hundred dollar first, as in, cause to get a, to get a passive income you you have to you die die have to buy, oh because


ya to get a business account under your name, so that if you buy the product then you intro people, then, when people buy right they have their own business account, so, like you get the points if they buy


but then they will buy it under their name, ya, if you don't buy the product you won't have a business account


so you can only refer to the guy who refer you


but then, they will still have their own account


ya, I'm a bottom feeder bro, ya I'm a bottom feeder lah if I don't


ya then , then #jian ming# still say, !huh!, but like that you won't get passive income eh, a bit awkward as in


no it's not <mandarin>虚伪:xu wei</mandarin> like, but <mandarin>他的:ta de</mandarin> motive <mandarin>很:hen</mandarin> very obvious


like, as in not really blood lah like, his intent like what he wants to do, I, okay, no no no but


no lah, kind of a sharing cum, trying to get me to buy session, but


ya #jing hao# bought one for himself, for himself to try then he said #jing hao# say quite good lor


product, no as in he's telling me like, only if you believe in a product then you will sell it


no cause he say got like, like four eh, four, four audiences, family friends fans, like, but if you are a influencer then got fans but we're not influences lor


wait


then <mandarin>最后一个是:zui hou yi ge shi</mandarin> foreign market, which is strangers lah, like kind of he


like <mandarin>最重要是:zui zhong yao shi</mandarin> friends friends <mandarin>和:he</mandarin> family lor


then then they say okay then you will market to strangers, but if you don't believe in the product you straight away sell to stranger then, ya lah but, but he's a genuine guy lah so he buy for his, his friend family first, it's


it depends on the nature of your job, (mmhmm)


so, ya ya ya, ya lah that's, and


no no no, I, I'm okay with buying but, I, refer people first no as in I will go their office then I hear them talk about the product


as in I'm not scheduling lah like, , they haven't yet as in it's a passive income I can, from investment also what, but then, I don't mind trying out lor, like if I can make five hundred dollar without buying


I will buy but I will buy lah, like so I can break even, like you get what I mean, tiger dollar then


ya lah then, no as in <mandarin>我要:wo yao</mandarin> try out first


no as in


no lah I mean, is okay lah I feel


ya so as long as they sell I get passive income, ya lah just basically it


but I'm not really into it, but if Jing, four


that's where you are wrong bro


you cannot compare with NTUC, cause NTUC their products are necessities


no lah it's like there are many health supplements in the world, it's not really a necessity it's err like a


like it's like a luxury luxury kind lor, ya, but, people can sell so you cannot say you cannot sell


ya lah, okay you think, these these fraudulent peel hard to sell or is it harder to, get people to donate to a charity every month


for at least fifty dollar okay singapore heart foundation, cause last time last time <mandarin>我做我做:wo zuo wo zuo</mandarin> sales, as in <mandarin>我有做过:wo you zuo guo</mandarin> marketing and sales lah, then


pair lah, no


then, ya so


are there more people who care about, who care about their health, or are there more generous people in singapore


as in that's why, like is your


like it's your duty to educate them, to share, okay


okay okay I tell you first this product is, HSA approved you know HSA


ya that's why there's no harm in buying, but whether you, benefit from it is that's the


then


but, as in


ya mean it's quite long, cause I started school recently <mandarin>就看:jiu kan</mandarin> lecture <mandarin>做我的:zuo wo de</mandarin> tutorial lor


oh so after your after your exam is your holidays


the name very high, so, now I just started so first year mah then


ya <mandarin>蛮远的:man yuan de</mandarin> I took, one and a half hour just to travel there


yes the asian culture must always involve rice, same same


also rice everyday, err different ingredients and stuff


still not bad I guess


of course <mandarin>不会:bu hui</mandarin> lah is usually my parents cook for me or I just like, boil stuff ah when I eat !woo! cooking done


not much taste I think must add more of the salts and the pepper, yes water will solve everything


oh ya <mandarin>你看最近的:ni kan zui jin de</mandarin> COVID <mandarin>听每个人都:ting mei ge ren dou</mandarin> doing the chloe Ting app two week workout, did you try


ya <mandarin>我看没有我每次看:wo kan mei you wo mei ci kan</mandarin> then <mandarin>那个:na ge</mandarin> comment always say so hard to do, like oh I'm watching on my bed while eh ya I'm watching on my bed while eating chips


same same, uh maybe not you know now uni starting and everything not much time I still working part time


!wah! <mandarin>这样就:zhe yang jiu</mandarin> two weeks later I'll see you with abs, so, if you had three wishes what would you wish for, can even wish for free abs then you don't have to do the two weeks


me ah I will wish for, free food, forever for life you know !wah! can just keep eating all the expensive food like seafood


so very seldom eat that, so like ya, then third wish I guess, maybe like


err very smart !wah! see you got free food very smart and won't get fat, then !whoa!, you can just do whatever you want eat whatever you want, then like


so good the pepper taste, , all these crab feels like


I feel like we we should eat lunch soon, is it nice


oh okay


so why don't I ask you some, err conversation pops, so, if you have, if you have any unusual superpower what would it be


flying, true it's faster and cheaper, teleport even faster


just snapped maybe you snap your fingers and then, there you're there already


you want to fly with the birds


nah if you ever get that ability to fly you can tell me then


k, so speaking of superpower, what do you think is, the most tedious thing to do so, like if you have to do it for eight hours straight


but <mandarin>那个是很:na ge shi hen</mandarin> common <mandarin>的:de</mandarin> what <mandarin>很多人都是做:hen duo ren dou shi zuo</mandarin> eight hour part time <mandarin>的:de</mandarin> F&B


so you I wasted a lot of time there


even though I was tired then I still need to wait for taxi to come


I mean <mandarin>是我们搞错:shi wo men gao cuo</mandarin> then, we actually could take a taxi but we let it go because we thought that taxi couldn't


ya that was like two years ago so still okay, !wah! I think I started quite young ya


my first job was like F&B I work I mostly work F&B, but now, err <mandarin>做一个在一个:zuo yi ge zai yi ge</mandarin> tuition centre <mandarin>就是做:jiu shi zuo</mandarin> IT support


so err, like if the teachers usually the, problem is like audio issue or like the projector issue so


then you will know how to fix all the, usually it's quite common only those very hard one then I don't know how then I'll ask someone to help me


, so


can try find those temperature scanner also


so, if you're not working have you watched any new shows recently


oh so during is it during COVID nineteen cause like, stay at home everyday then you have nothing to do, so you just you just watch netflix everyday


then my friend say not bad then I tried quite fun, ah all the nostalgic, stuff


now I'm currently watching the umbrella academy season two not bad do you watch it


oh I think I'm around there too, no spoilers please


any other shows you're watching recently


!wah!


if you can't be a since you can't be a animator what if you are actor


okay let's not talk about new actor if you could be a actor of any like anyone who would you pick, and why


oh you mean the scarlet johansson, I see, ya she's not bad she act in quite a lot of movies


ya cause of the COVID then it pushed back the premier the movie premier


ya but


the remake, they make quite a lot of money right I think, ya legit a lot I don't know how much


oh


it's like a power anthem song, it motivates you to not be speechless


so if, speaking of princess which princess would you want to be


but <mandarin>你有听那个真的故事吗:ni you ting na ge zhen de gu shi ma</mandarin> the real story, I think sleeping beauty is not very good, real story the real one


wash your hair then, comb again or like blow dry, so you can sleep


that's too long for me I think the best length is like, shoulder width or a bit longer than that


ya ya usually those I go cause cheaper and they cut not bad I feel


when was the last time you cut your hair, ya quite long I feel


what kind of dream


fish


oh so no guinea pigs also


so long not bad


so are you gonna get a guinea pig after the hamsters are gone, ya <mandarin>我看过:wo kan guo</mandarin> guinea pig <mandarin>蛮:man</mandarin> cute <mandarin>的也蛮大的因为我朋友有:de ye man da de yin wei wo peng you you</mandarin> guinea pig


very cute, but to take the photo was like quite troublesome because obviously animals won't stay at one spot


so they had to faster faster like I put them then take one photo


I heard that hamsters will, like even siblings will fight each other is that true


okay what fat is cute


especially for animal usually ah but not too fat ha


but still cute


err my father got keep some fish, like got one is a fighter fish so like you just put your hand there right <mandarin>他会一直:ta hui yi zhi</mandarin> like, like quite scary I think if you will put your hand actual hand inside the water your hand will your finger will be gone


maybe you could come and try next time when you come my house, I also have a rabbit, black colour it's called rocky sounds cute


so longer than your hamsters, then next time I can bring my rabbit then we can put side by side then <mandarin>来:lai</mandarin> take picture or they can be the new instagram modules put them on top


the influencers of IG


sure after your exams are over


oh games ah


cause it's shorter like smaller then it's shorter also like, within fifteen minute can finish one match already


no they also have a new mood, but the last gun right is actually a pen, you need to kill someone with a pen


quite cool right, my highest record I think I got was fourteen or fifteen


<mandarin>等下要:deng xia yao</mandarin> try mah, err shorter than that I think five minutes


okay, oh <mandarin>我有看:wo you kan</mandarin> then <mandarin>那个:na ge</mandarin> err uncle roger react to it


oh <mandarin>我看那个:wo kan na ge</mandarin> white white girl wash err <mandarin>煮那个饭:zhu na ge fan</mandarin> !wah!


the girl will use, pour the rice then she'll pour three cup three quarter of water, so it's legit <mandarin>很多水:hen duo shui</mandarin> leftover, then <mandarin>她她要:ta ta yao</mandarin> strain <mandarin>那个:na ge</mandarin> rice


!wah!


and a get a rice cooker, all the white girls no rice cooker so sad they don't know how to cook the proper rice


I guess that's the asian thing part of the asian culture, so, ya, cause rice you can eat with anything


anything and everything, can eat with soup can eat with, vegetable can just add sauce then !wah! it's like a totally new dish, don't you think so, like I like to eat err


oh like the thai food thai basil chicken say got the chicken then the chilli and the sauce then the rice like !whoa!, or like the korean Bibimbap, got the sauce also all [orh] it's all about the sauce and the soup


ya, cause <mandarin>你有那个:ni you na ge</mandarin> kick


true true


but <mandarin>他们的鸡蛋不是那个:ta men de ji dan bu shi na ge</mandarin> quail egg <mandarin>而已:er yi</mandarin> meh


have meh, oh, but like that very expensive egg you buy outside like what thirty cents cause you buy you buy thirty


you buy that store like one dollar


true true and I feel like when I wear the surgical masks it's like quite scratchy, at the sides, oh ya ya easier to breathe definitely


oh ya cause uh like <mandarin>我们的脸比较小:wo men de lian bi jiao xiao</mandarin> then, always too big, but when I wear the white one my friend say


minimalistic


oh <mandarin>等一下我吃完饭就去做工哦:deng yi xia wo chi wan fan jiu qu zuo gong o</mandarin> like <mandarin>刚才我跟你讲的:gang cai wo gen ni jiang de</mandarin> the IT support, slash usher


so it's quite slack obviously I want to continue ah, and cause got some of my friends work there also then <mandarin>一起做会:yi qi zuo hui</mandarin> quite fun


maybe I can intro you the job too, just take MRT then you just walk


no, it's just like five minute walk, but I tell you ah the kids are all rich there of which there


uh bubble tea then come back up, !wah!, like our age that time, go tuition we where got money to buy this kind of thing


what's your favorite fries I feel like mcdonald the fries is the best, ya I like the garlic chili like the like the chicken rice chilli also the same


no I never try before cause I don't have the chilli at the same time as the Prata


but isn't curry nicer with Prata that's my favorite


yes I totally agree


like what twenty in one <mandarin>这样:zhe yang</mandarin> then <mandarin>你:ni</mandarin> just <mandarin>去自己煮:qu zi ji zhu</mandarin> then


ya I think is about the same just you need to cook it properly lor like cook it longer, then it tastes like store it'll taste like is buy from outside one, ya definitely cheaper cause like I think outside you buy one is like one dollar


or one fifty


oh sounds like a good strategy, I usually just wait down there use my phone like five minutes then maybe <mandarin>再吃多一个:zai chi duo yi ge</mandarin> round


then <mandarin>要别逼自己吃:yao bie bi zi ji chi</mandarin> no choice lah if not a lot of food wastage also


so <mandarin>拿了要吃完哦:na le yao chi wan o</mandarin> so you try your best to finish, then you force everyone else to eat also, so that you are not the only one suffering, ya ya that time I went buffet even though we damn full but I still ask for ice cream


cause like people always say you have a second stomach, for desserts


what's your favourite brand of ice cream


ya three pint


so <mandarin>你是:ni shi</mandarin> basic bitch ah


true true, my favourite will be like those dark chocolate I don't like those cheap chocolate taste, that's not good, , for chocolate I wouldn't say I eat a lot of nice one


but you just get those like haagen dazs or what confirm nice one, oh I also recently tried those you know the milk ice cream, !wah! it's damn good, it tastes a bit like vanilla but it's like more milky taste


uh when I was in taiwan


ah


like I think <mandarin>我看过两块半:wo kan guo liang kuai ban</mandarin> on <mandarin>在那个:zai na ge</mandarin> uh ikea


pineapple tart


it's like a cookie, but I also heard there's like this nutella tart you know instead of pineapple there's nutella, like I think inside maybe fifty to thirty


I know I will definitely buy that


then you just eat !wah!, sinful but nice


but <mandarin>有人会做吗:you ren hui zuo ma</mandarin> that's the thing


oh <mandarin>我也是有:wo ye shi you</mandarin> sign <mandarin>过:guo</mandarin> but


true true


of love letters


oh so long you keep so long still can keep meh do you put in the fridge, I see I see


but then only you eat is it everything


oh so seven containers ya


ya I heard the calories is actually a lot, then you need to, to burn off you need to do a lot of exercise, not recently no not much time and also quite lazy


like


usually people eat dinner like, I usually eat when if I work I'll eat at six then if I don't work I'll eat at seven plus, but normal people ya will eat like seven six, especially eat with family <mandarin>都是:dou shi</mandarin> like <mandarin>六点多啊你不觉得:liu dian duo a ni bu jue de</mandarin> meh


taiwan <mandarin>的时候我也是吃五点半因为做完事就:de shi hou wo ye shi chi wu dian ban yin wei zuo wan shi jiu</mandarin> like <mandarin>五点半:wu dian ban</mandarin> then


you know you'll get hungry again later so we always eat supper, !wah! then everyday eat supper then my money, almost gone


because that, I when I was in taiwan we were at the campus, then if we don't eat right at five thirty then, by the time you want eat dinner most of the store closed already then you only can eat seven eleven food, then you everyday <mandarin>每次都吃那个:mei ci dou chi na ge</mandarin> microwave food


ah very <mandarin>很麻烦啦:hen ma fan la</mandarin> cause five minute is like, eh ten minute walk to the canteen then need to walk back also


so <mandarin>很懒惰:hen lan duo</mandarin> lor, so <mandarin>我平时是吃晚餐:wo ping shi shi chi wan can</mandarin> later then <mandarin>吃:chi</mandarin> supper


you know food coma then <mandarin>你想做躺下来:ni xiang zuo tang xia lai</mandarin> lie down just sleep


especially when I eat a lot that time, I eat at the you know the Khatib the thai boat noodles, cause all the bowls damn small then people like to instagram so you order a lot, so I think the most I ate was twelve bowls


ya that time I bought the thai milk tea I think it's four ninety for small cup, it's nice ah but so expensive, I will just next time bring my own water


smart idea, but he confirm eat a lot one he <mandarin>我每次看他的:wo mei ci kan ta de</mandarin> video


at least they didn't waste food ah they brought back and they eat it for dinner the same food that sounds, but <mandarin>你吃很多会很腻:ni chi hen duo hui hen ni</mandarin> I rather eat other foods also


so maybe ten bowls then eat something else


then rest <mandarin>是:shi</mandarin> #tom yum#


I only drink a bit of the soup only ah so okay <mandarin>因为:yin wei</mandarin> you can you imagine you order twelve bowls then you drink all the soup, ya but most people don't drink a lot of soup I think they just finish the first few bowls then


subsequently all the soup they don't drink already, ya, it's pretty gross also, that time I was drinking the thai milk tea then got, I I just suddenly put my hand there then suddenly there a ant there then I was like what the why got this black thing here


like the outside like I just I just touch only I didn't know there was a ant then I lift up my thumb then I saw nice there was an ant, like I squashed it lah , then I thought oh my god why got ant here


oh same same but mine was a fly, then I was like shoo shoo the fly away, then <mandarin>他会飞走:ta hui fei zou</mandarin> lor


at your house, confirm got some hiding place like some hole or your never see until


then it just ran away, that's so sad, hope you get to find it soon, eh it was great meeting you again after so long


so hi so questions, what's your favourite superhero and why, I think my favourite superhero, like <mandarin>小时候:xiao shi hou</mandarin> I will watch, spiderman spiderman was quite cool cause like


I don't know I don't really know why but I it's like most, like relatable, I feel, ya but like everyone will say like superman is quite useless I mean spiderman is quite useless like there are like debates of


on the internet going like how spiderman is useless, what he can is shoot web swing swing swing then like, the web is easily broken, but batman like, got his gadgets and he's like


rich so with money you can build more and more equipment but batman I mean spiderman only has webs, useful at times lah but, if you go ahead


you can sense a bomb happening, then would you rather a machine to defuse the bomb, like so you won't <mandarin>爆炸:bao zha</mandarin> or would you rather, oh you are spidey senses or tingling and then you are like oh there's a side there's a bomb there but like you can't do anything about it


I I mean , I think there was one episode, that happen lah but, I'm just saying gadgets might be more useful as I grew up


I realized maybe batman is a bit more useful, I don't know what about you,


true but is black panther cooler or like his <mandarin>妹妹:mei mei</mandarin> making him cool cause the <mandarin>妹妹:mei mei</mandarin> is the one that made all the gadgets, butler but the butler is not the one making the gadgets


with calling him, hello master bruce wake up, I don't know but I feel like


but why black panther just cause of the gadgets also, (hmm) alright cool, what's your like on the topic of superheroes like what is your favorite movie


superman is <mandarin>超人:chao ren</mandarin> superhero also <mandarin>超人:chao ren</mandarin> so, but anyways


because of all the superhero all the <mandarin>超人:chao ren</mandarin> , okay but


okay if you had to recommend one movie, if you wanna like <mandarin>介绍:jie shao</mandarin> to your <mandarin>朋友:peng you</mandarin> what what movie will you choose, cause if you <mandarin>介绍:jie shao</mandarin> end game right there's no head no tail


, let's not go there


but seriously ironman, so you want to recommend your friend, like one movie to entice the person to <mandarin>吸引他:xi yin ta</mandarin> uh alright so


, okay lor


if you watch from, the first to the end right I think it will take, a good, five days to go through I think someone on the internet made a post it's like I think five five days or one week to watch from


the first avenger movie all the way to end game, if you binge, like for seven times twenty four hours straight lah, but who does that


seven days without sleep, really, ,


I mean true lah but, you <mandarin>介绍:jie shao</mandarin> your movie to your friend you don't want the person to die, okay lor, alright


, (hmm), sure , then okay if you are still on the topic of like superheroes and <mandarin>超人:chao ren</mandarin> what what superheroes will you pick


if you can pick one if you yah if you can be a if you could be a superhero what what, ya what superpower will you give and what superhero name, will you give yourself


oh okay, (mmhmm)


, but he got kryptonite lor actually I not very familiar with superman so, ya


no but I'm I'm saying like if you had to, and a name for yourself what would it be


I think for me okay if you need more time I think for me right it's got to be something with water, ya but how useful will it be I have no idea like, will I want to be able to, hold my breath underwater


or, or like, err grow a tail like a mermaid, underwater, or, talk to seawater I mean sea creatures like aquaman


I don't know I I I really don't know, but ya it's got to be something to do with water


but, controlling, water does not mean you control the weather


(hmm) <mandarin>聪明真聪明:cong ming zhen cong ming</mandarin> !wow! I'm impressed, !wow! okay ya but


so okay lah maybe something to do with water, (hmm) I won't say nature in general cause I don't want to deal with like, green,


okay okay don't whisper , ya but, okay ya something to do with water what name would it be if it's like to control moisture control, water, probably something like


, no , , aquaman reminds me of aquagirl then aquagirl reminds me I think sharkboy not sharkgirl it's lavagirl and sharkboy


err I don't know I don't know what name will you think will be a good fit come let's brainstorm,


useless <mandarin>你令我失望:ni ling wo shi wang</mandarin> , okay, but I don't know


to do with water, let's let's think about, !walao!, , I don't know what other words


ya I can only like <mandarin>水:shui</mandarin> or <mandarin>冰:bing</mandarin> which is related


maybe not <mandarin>风和日丽:feng he ri li</mandarin> cause I'm the one controlling the weather


, , I think that's


that's only your dream, but that's a useless superhero, but how often does singapore need to be saved from a tsunami never because we're surrounded


geographically,


avatar but you copy me but you copy me , but I said it first


so unoriginal, control time <mandarin>控制时间:kong zhi shi jian</mandarin> okay, time control


, then what, rewinder, cause you probably rewind time, I mean can lah but


it doesn't fast forward time yah, okay but what would you do with your superpower


, at the rate you are going right when you go back into time right I don't think it's as of much use


don't oh my god I can't believe you dare to say that , oh sure okay if that okay anyways so but your power is used for very selfish reasons <mandarin>很自私:hen zi si</mandarin> leh


I mean true lah but if you are a superhero eh eh that's what I was trying to say I was like you created that scenario for me not I say one


, I mean obviously in singapore there's periods of like super hot weather then obviously my power will come in useful, to be able to control the weather to make it not so hot and humid


I said when there's periods of hot weather like for example one whole month never rain then I make it rain once a week I think that's good enough, (ugh) ya so ya lah I will just be doing something that is already been doing lah


nah thanks , anyways moving on, err which of the five senses would you choose to lose, but if you had to choose, , yah


smell you mean,


so you can choose to smell but you won't wanna taste food I don't understand, (uh huh)


okay, (uh huh)


no I don't so you will choose to lose your sense of taste over your sense of smell, why what do you need to smell that's more important than tasting food I don't understand


okay fair but like if you taste something weird and off about your food then you will know not to eat


I mean okay lah fair enough lah, fair enough but okay for example like <mandarin>椰水:ye shui</mandarin> if it's sour you need to taste you cannot see it doesn't change colour so other people die before me


so you need like those olden times like the <mandarin>皇上:huang shang</mandarin> they will have like the, you will have someone like your, the, the eunuch the <mandarin>公公:gong gong</mandarin> help you


okay kay sure, I think for me would be, my sense of, smell, cause, like you know then


k lah so if I don't smell so many, things I think my nose will be happier as well I don't smell so many things that irritate my nose it's okay I don't smell flowers anyway, the <mandarin>水:shui</mandarin>


I mean it's nice to smell but if I don't smell it ever again I don't think it's a loss, I don't smell it everyday anyway, then prevention deodorant


there are ways to work around that lah but if people think I smelly then just say like I smelly lah , ya


I bet if I go to a field of lavenders <mandarin>香香兰:xiang xiang lan</mandarin> no that's not I don't know, I think ah not sure but anyway


if I go into a field of lavenders right I think I will just sneeze and die on the spot so it's okay my sinus will kill me, , so ya I'll choose,


yes but, yes it will disturb me but less likely to, irritate me like I won't keep, sneezing and having flu, like it will come at a much slower, I I don't know how it works


can but, or I can just not smell , lose my sense of smell I don't know, food I can taste lah the taste will change because there's no smell to help


apparently our brain right to recognize the taste of food right it combines the taste and the smell, so if you block your nose and eat something the taste would change, , ya but I mean I will still be able to taste it's just that it will change slightly I don't know


ya anyways, do you have any books that you would, recommend, oh my god no wonder


then what what what do you do on your in your spare time, !wow!, ya


I don't know what's the chinese title but anyways how is it that's very fast I'm still stuck at episode four, it's okay it's okay, I do better and more productive things


I have a work, okay, but anyways how is it so far in episode ten do not spoil anything but like briefly describe, !wow!


, I forgot how great you are at briefly describing things next time right


in future right I need to prevent myself from saying things like, briefly describe cause when you describe it's going to be brief anyway so if I like ask you to briefly describe it'll be like


super <mandarin>减少:jian shao</mandarin> you know the number of words you use , go be content writer lor or like content curator


I want to kill you <mandarin>我要杀你:wo yao sha ni</mandarin> ah okay, but


okay okay how about we play this game like on the topic of, summarizing okay okay okay, pirates of the carribean summarize in chinese one sentence in chinese,


, I'm not asking you to translate the title asking you to summarize the plot, , okay I give up okay next is my turn you try


!wow! , , kay kay next next, (hmm)


(hmm) , oh, but I'm not sure if I'm interested, cause like disney changed the plot


so, ya there's no more Mushu and there's no more Shang, and then there's some witch like why since when got witch, in the original cartoon there's no witch I don't know I forgot I never see


(hmm) , !wah! , I forgot her name also, I know her face but I don't know her name , ya but her


I don't know she doesn't look okay lah she could be a Mulan cause she can, she act in all those <mandarin>古装戏:gu zhuang xi</mandarin> I think she quite, professional at <mandarin>古装戏:gu zhuang xi</mandarin> like she quite, suitable to act in <mandarin>古装戏:gu zhuang xi</mandarin> [loh] ya


, whatever anyways ya my turn to pick a movie, what movie, oh you know that japanese your name, summarize it in one liner in chinese please


!wow! that does not inspire me to watch the movie ,


that's all


, next next my turn, , !huh!


err, !wah! I don't know what is panther in chinese


I don't know but black panther in chinese !wow! , no idea eh


ya exactly so it's very ya okay, !wow!


once again we are summarizing we are retranslating with very poor chinese but the, ya I know that's what I was trying to say but but how do you summarize without giving anything away cause it's just her being like super strong


the entire movie is just her being super strong lah, if you were to summarize in one sentence, okay my turn


(hmm) , maze runner


okay fair enough fair enough, last one last one, !wow! uh


you give me like a like a franchise of movies like a chain of movies not just one movie can you like, but okay when we talk about maze runner right they're running and running,


I know they have the long sabers that's all, no but maze runner like movie one they run movie two they run movie three I don't know I don't think it's out yet right


ya no but at the last part it's the <mandarin>大姐救小妹:da jie jiu xiao mei</mandarin> what


but they got character development


ya so, alright moving on, , is there any food that you want to try recently or like food trends that you want to try


ya it was quite <mandarin>难吃:nan chi</mandarin> lah, so sad, but it's so much pasta it's like one pan full of pasta you want us to throw away <mandarin>浪费食物:lang fei shi wu</mandarin> you know


I know they were so dry, why did why, maybe chilli flakes would have saved it a bit I don't know


with <mandarin>蛋炒面:dan chao mian</mandarin> , I don't know but okay so is that the next thing that you're gonna try to make again, !wow!


I think for me uh like during CB the Dalgona was fun to make but super sweet so


okay ya so I don't know what else I would try to make there's this cloud bread, but it doesn't look enticing to me it's just fun to look at but the taste


ya but that doesn't look very nice lah I mean you look at the ingredients right it's just I forgot the ingredients but it's super basic ingredients, I don't even think there's <mandarin>水:shui</mandarin> I'm not sure


okay so ya I don't think I would try cloud bread something else I would try is maybe


I don't know maybe, making, my own sushi roll, I don't know I always wanted to try <mandarin>寿司:shou si</mandarin> yes <mandarin>寿司:shou si</mandarin> but like with the Tamago I mean the japanese egg but I need to find the Mirin


is there an english replacement for that word I don't know, pot, no japanese kind of vinegar or something


but anyways ya lah so <mandarin>寿司:shou si</mandarin> what flavours would you like to try, okay what what ingredients do I have to specify ingredients


but I don't think <mandarin>海带:hai dai</mandarin> is seaweed that is not cooked, kelp <mandarin>海带:hai dai</mandarin> is kelp


ya ya, , help god bless whoever's translating


, okay okay


, okay but anyways I'm trying my best here dion can you, please <mandarin>专心:zhuan xin</mandarin> yes


okay anyways, what like you know I'm supposed to treat you so what food give me some options of what food or what shops you would like to try


okay, okay , but okay, okay anything else I said more options


so what do you want, <mandarin>你不要:ni bu yao</mandarin> Udon


okay I think, I don't think Q is like a proper chinese word so let's yes


the <mandarin>口感:kou gan</mandarin> not so nice, ya but <mandarin>拉面吃有时候那个:la mian chi you shi hou na ge</mandarin> the <mandarin>猪肉汤:zhu rou tang</mandarin> or something the pork pork based broth


I think okay maybe cause it's too heavy and the beer is too it'll make you bloated, ya bad combination list of food items that we shouldn't eat before having alcohol let's go ramen


if you eat like maybe two sticks I think it's still fine cause it's bread based


it will soak up all your gastric juice so I think it is not it makes your stomach comfortable enough to drink, oh bad idea I think anything dairy based before beer


<mandarin>不喜欢喝酒:bu xi huan he jiu</mandarin> yes, I don't know leh no idea and I'm not gonna google so let's move on ya


useless inventions name me one useless invention, (uh huh)


just continue on with the ice cream scoop


(mmhmm)


(uh huh), (uh huh), okay wait on the on the topic of ice cream scoop right there's many many shapes do you mean like the small round one or the long the bigger flat one, okay then the small one small round one with the the lever to scoop it out of the scoop


it's like it's just like a C shape kind of scoop (oo), like that you might as well use spoon [loh] I feel,


true I think a useless invention to me, would be the egg cracker machine, like you know you you put the egg you <mandarin>你放那个鸡蛋:ni fang na ge ji dan</mandarin> right <mandarin>上去:shang qu</mandarin> then there's a hammer to <mandarin>敲那个蛋:qiao na ge dan</mandarin> then it will separate the <mandarin>蛋壳:dan ke</mandarin> into half


then the egg will drop out I'm like just use your hands how difficult is it you still need to step one <mandarin>第一步放那个鸡蛋上面:di yi bu fang na ge ji dan shang mian</mandarin> step two <mandarin>第二步:di er bu</mandarin> crack the egg and then step three you still need to throw the egg shell


if you only have one hand then okay lah I'm sure it'll work well for you but if you have two hands it's a useless thing to you <mandarin>没有用的东西:mei you yong de dong xi</mandarin> you know, ya so everytime I see that right I get very angry when I see useless things I get a bit angry


like why why do you waste time designing the thing manufacturing the thing, thinking of the marketing or advertising campaign for that thing and then, spreading useless things into the world


ya, exactly so it's just like the top of my list of useless inventions lah, you see precisely cause no one buys it but it exists which makes me angry


ya, , ya so what's another useless invention or what about best invention


what do you think, okay why


(hmm), but with a microwave you need to ensure that it's microwavable food, right or ready or easy to prepare kind of food


okay true true okay, internet computer


true oh did you watch the show about like the girl inventing paper, so there's this like anime about this girl inventing paper so the backstory right is <mandarin>她很爱读书:ta hen ai du shu</mandarin> then one day ya ya ya it's that show


I don't know but anyways yes , so ya she set out to create her own book but she realized that in that time there was no such thing as paper


, okay it's not translating it's transcribing transcribing sucks but alright, ya cause <mandarin>很吃力:hen chi li</mandarin> and you need like your brain to work


ya I know <mandarin>很可怜:hen ke lian</mandarin> anyways ya so yup that's a, why were we on the topic of that I forgot, ya so anyway I was asking you ya I was asking you like <mandarin>你要吃什么:ni yao chi shen me</mandarin> I'm supposed to treat you


ya so anyway I was asking you ya I'm asking you


, we're like, !aiya! I don't know okay anyways I was saying you can don't stick to <mandarin>日本餐:ri ben can</mandarin> what you can give me other like cuisines


uh, I have no idea but let's just skip it because we know we don't really


but everyday I ask you everyday you keep telling me oh <mandarin>我不饿我不饿:wo bu e wo bu e</mandarin> so you need to like give me ideas


okay, what would you do if you had like


no okay a million dollars is too broad what if you had ten thousand


but no ya so I don't want to hear all those like long-winded answers I I just want to know if you had ten thousand lying around what would you do


okay but if you want to do something like !huh!


[orh] okay, okay but if you had to do something selfish with it and like spend it on yourself not invest


okay but okay then what kind of <mandarin>包包:bao bao</mandarin> will you buy


okay handbag or like sling or, so can you describe


, okay okay okay, , I will kill you leh one of these days


, must specify the <mandarin>浅粉红色:qian fen hong se</mandarin> cause


sometimes the things I use like my water bottle <mandarin>我的水壶:wo de shui hu</mandarin> blue will be nicer but I think clothes or bags


(hmm) I don't think it's a strictly <mandarin>女色女生男生:nv se nv sheng nan sheng</mandarin> kind of colour so ya


people would like black ah


ya so because they need something bright to catch their attention <mandarin>小孩子:xiao hai zi</mandarin> attention span very short so you need colours to stand out, but then again if you think about it reverse psychology if you have a black toy won't it stand out


but what makes sense to us may not make sense to kids cause kids' brains very hard to understand one,


oh ya, ya but ya it's <mandarin>蜡笔:la bi</mandarin> I


no, crayon can be quite rough also


no some okay it depends certain like I mean certain <mandarin>比较烂货:bi jiao lan huo</mandarin> of <mandarin>蜡笔:la bi</mandarin> is very like


okay lah fair enough okay [loh] <mandarin>你这样讲:ni zhe yang jiang</mandarin> okay [loh], ya but actually no you know what you're thinking of you're thinking of oil pastel instead of crayons


I think, I'm not an artist and I don't want to offend anyone so what's the point of certain things I also don't know lah


okay anyways


!wow! I think a combination everything is a combination these days you need to have, the best of both worlds so <mandarin>一个:yi ge</mandarin> laptop with a big monitor


I think that will work lah if I need to do research it's easier to see on the big screen, laptop would probably be Apple <mandarin>苹果:ping guo</mandarin> but, the bigger monitor I don't know yet I don't really know what size I have to go home and measure the table to see what size I can afford


but ya maybe one more month or two more months, sale, ya


they were shifting the GSS online but I think GSS is over so I don't know but anyways, maybe there's like black friday oh cyber monday sales which will be, cyber monday when ah I think somewhere in I know black friday is october so maybe november


ha but that's quite long now we're only we're starting september soon september october, that's two whole months plus plus away, we're starting september golden september october


what kind of monitor what, specifications !wow! I hate research, I know some people who are very invested and they can spend like weeks researching on the things they need


but I'm very tired of doing research recently, nah cause researching is only one part there's another part, which I have not fully


, but anyways ya


I wanted to say <mandarin>投胎:tou tai</mandarin> but that's not the right word <mandarin>投胎:tou tai</mandarin> is I think, reincarnate , no no okay wait I have no idea what


I don't know but let's not why why abortion why so sudden are you just curious, !wow! okay but I don't know what's the abortion word in chinese, ya but anyways


oh okay <mandarin>很好玩:hen hao wan</mandarin> ah <mandarin>跟谁玩:gen shei wan</mandarin> okay


but <mandarin>对听者的话他们不懂:dui ting zhe de hua ta men bu dong</mandarin> mah <mandarin>所以我要问你:suo yi wo yao wen ni</mandarin> [loh] okay <mandarin>谢谢:xie xie</mandarin>


I think so, I think still too early to say that ya


ya


I'm quite hungry now, I wanna eat bread and mushroom soup <mandarin>面包跟:mian bao gen</mandarin> ya


I thought , but, but, no I was going to say I really like the


oh my god there's this chinese chain of restaurant, ya Din Tai Fung <mandarin>炒饭:chao fan</mandarin> is damn nice leh why, okay no okay but the the one that you cook at home is like the veggie style of fried rice but Din Tai Fung one is the shrimp


I like leh, !huh!, I cannot smell the <mandarin>蘑菇:mo gu</mandarin> in the fried rice


help, !hais! okay but anyways


I don't know but let's not go there, food related essential in life I guess if you were to travel to a foreign country which uses chinese


there are like other countries that uses chinese what like taiwan, which ya okay anyways, wait is taiwan a country


no, let's just end it right here, but ya okay on the topic of countries like where would you wanna travel after, oh why leh


oh okay, in your head into your head, it's late it's late, maybe the next time if there is a next time we shouldn't be doing this at like


okay but is food the main motivation to make you travel to japan


I don't know what <mandarin>花:hua</mandarin> but okay , ya, so choose <mandarin>韩国:han guo</mandarin> or <mandarin>日本:ri ben</mandarin> why


but there are people who very controversially say that if you go japan right you don't need to go korea already


but I disagree because like the food is different ya, okay but I was just saying about food and culture what what has it got to do with service


okay <mandarin>我很聪明:wo hen cong ming</mandarin> thank you , but ya okay I think food to me, won't make me want to travel like I think for me more of like experiencing the culture and certain things or activities that can only be done like for example