they basically use that field only mostly for like, uh interaction games oh or parade, so


, rugby is <mandarin>不可以:bu ke yi</mandarin> ah they can use foot


and can use hand


okay, why why the rule [orh] <mandarin>就是:jiu shi</mandarin> the ball must fly through on top of the light, for H ah you can fly through or go underneath and Pa on the floor


so H ah you can run under the thing and then you just drop on the board you still win, but the Y one you cannot Y one you must the ball must fly through that Y, in between that Y


(uh huh),


then the emperor emperor at first, then, she's supposed to be the <mandarin>王后:wang hou</mandarin> lah


the, what emperor doesn't like to go to her, look for her


, sun !huh! actually I saturday nothing to do, that's why I staying at home lor then sunday


I going piercing, , , my second second ear loop I don't know what they call that


the second loop ah correct lor, then, I going to pierce helix, and conch may be actually I don't know I very scared both


see how see what's the price, same ya same ear, then like <mandarin>痛可以一起痛:tong ke yi yi qi tong</mandarin> what, so like I think okay lor I just scared I just scared like infections and all those


, thirty, for one hole, too too cheap ah, !huh! fifty fifty is for belly piercing leh


ya but I think ear cheaper, err how I know you ask the tattoo place yourself ask piercing shop yourself lah


er no meaning I just want to get and look pretty lah why you leh why you want to get second piercing, if not like Hati like that ah like she pierce then she pierce cause she everytime she heart everytime she experienced the heartbreak she will go pierce her ear


eh you know the piercing place also got tattoo like they offer to have tattoo


see how lor I think I sort of scared I scared very pain I think my pain tolerance very low


you leh


your parents allow or not like tattoo, ya and I also think first impression like tattoo will affect first impression like you see I go okcupid right then I see if I see a person like like full sleeve of tattoo right then I will just like swipe no


oh like good convo starter


how long ah the temporary tattoo can last


I think I will try cause try lor like if I really like it then then I will continue if I don't like then I won't continue, my back like my shoulder area


but then you do like don't have to let people see then do for what, then everytime you shower you just draw draw on your body first then you go in


but it's not like you know the person also what so like


why not, but you like if you think very pretty then you can put also what if not like you want to own self design your own tattoo, actually I think can leh then you must tell them what you want like you must describe to them then the person will draw out


what what you want to add again, !wah! that's a lot of things


I know I know I know how about you change the flower to like heart flower like the flower is like in the heart shape


cannot, (oo)


break your heart


you know but you know people that always tell me right like if you go get tattoo is like your first few tattoo will have meaning you want to make it meaningful but then as you get more and more right then is like no meaning already you just put cause it's nice that that's how you get a full sleeve of tattoos


!huh!, I won't put quote leh like word I think like very like maybe I would like the word at the point of time but then later what if I regret


actually I got think about it before if I get a tattoo I will get a smiling face those kind


very childish hor, oh I know I know is it like the suicide one


no what it just can be like a value that you hold close to her heart what like to to be happy in your life lah to do things that will make yourself happy all those kind of things


ya but then strength right then strength the word not very nice so if you wanna go search, oh is that why you ask me what's the meaning of dante


I went to I went to search leh I went to google like because after you send me lah then I go google I think it's like ya enduring or something, !huh! just put a simple word nice what


I think I won't put a quote like maybe I'll just put a word, just like one word like like your dante those kind of thing no lah cause like, quote then like damn long eh like you must stretch across, like across your arm those kind of thing


actually actually put behind your back also people won't see one lah you know our PJC like Pioneer buddhist teacher she also got tattoo I saw ya it's like I think Noordin Noordin told me, no she put behind her like near her neck but behind her back here


then then like if she wear like those kind of like button button shirt those kind like button button behind then can see, actually can one like if you put behind bars can one cause like


when you getting you gonna book now I mean you gonna book soon


then what if I you after you get this temporary one then you like !wah! very like tattoo


just let them find out themselves, what else ah, then we we change ah


we change topic to talk about ah, , what do you wish you had more time for, what do you wish you have more time for


, honestly, uh I still prefer like traditional ways lor I think like online dating it's very difficult to talk to people like cause you don't know the person what so like you got nothing common to talk about


then like I don't know leh just very difficult continue convo lah like usually they will they will start the conversation so like they will say like like something maybe they refer to your profile lah then like eh this show is nice lah I also watched it then I say like ya it's nice then cannot continue the conversation don't really have anything more to continue already


so like very difficult to talk lor ya I think ya easier if you like meet the person in real life then start from being friends or those, then like slowly develop the relationship easier lah


but actually also got people like you know their relationship work up from dating apps like my friend lor he meet the girlfriend in on on tinder right they four years together already, ya quite steady


ya lor


!huh! <mandarin>现在都什么时代了还还有这样的:xian zai dou shen me shi dai le hai hai you zhe yang de</mandarin> thinking meh


no but like cause like I was the one that's like say let's go buy drinks like I was the one that suggested the idea what then not very nice to like make someone else payment like, so ya lor, then I think like the alcohol is also kind of like my brother want to buy one lah so like not very nice what for her to pay for it


, no actually I wanted to ask them to come along with me cause like my house got a lot of people just at that point of time, then like I feel like damn awkward for my for my both my for my brothers girlfriend lah like cause like the whole house like full of people she don't know eh then ya so I just ask her like let's go lor we go supermarket walk walk lor


in the end I buy the soju also never drink


!wah! actually right you know okay like this kind of dating apps right like also quite screwed up one, ya I don't know ah I don't leh what you think about it like it for one night stands all those cause I heard of stories also like my friend's friend like really go on the app just to ya have hook up


then she then he then he after hook all those then he will share all these stories to my friend then not very nice lah like she will he will just his girl like oh this girl, like good in bed this girl not so good in bed then this girl very quiet in bed those kind of things ya then ya he will ask the girl okay you go home my parents are coming back


ya like this kind eh quite screwed up, ya but I don't leh I don't think I very open to this kind


what quality do you value most in your friend, what quality do you value most in your friends I don't know leh


think I don't know sia and no but I know what what's the one thing that I cannot stand like in in your friend like those kind of backstabbing those kind of shit


ya, but this kind of thing only happened in like secondary school leh now like now is like if the person toxic then just like say bye to the person already lah


won't even like keep the person, ya, or like go leh eh like you know tell you this one thing in front of you but then go to the other person say eh actually he this this this this


ya, what is what are the most common reasons for friendships to fall apart


well actually like I don't know leh like some actually like most of my friendships like very low maintenance one I feel, like don't really need a lot of time like my secondary school friends ah usually I meet them like a few times a year only


no eh like actually depends some friends like I will talk occasionally some friends is like really like you know like the friend of #hui qian#, I meet her twice a year like for my birthday and for her birthday or sometimes like maybe like someone else in the clique birthday then we will meet then in between we like we don't really text each other one lor


it's it's like you know like my birthday coming right then she will suddenly come to me then she will like err want go like eat dinner on this day those kind of thing I will like okay okay we meet up then catch up like that


I don't know leh but actually it's cause like me and her right you know after we never talk for very long right then we won't get awkward also like even we very long never talk to each other then when we meet right then we still got a lot of things to talk about then laugh on like laugh I think like humour also like same same one


[orh] then send each other photos lah , ya or like anything like big happen then I also will tell her like after I after I break up then I will tell her also or like sometimes someone in the clique break up with the boyfriend then we will like eh this person break up right


like this kind of thing ah we don't really like talk very occasionally


, actually actually I got friends like fall out also but it's just like we just grow apart lor like as the years go by then I don't actually lah it's like it's like I think mature like mature level different


like I don't lah how to say leh it's like okay she suddenly left the left our whatsapp group, she suddenly left our whatsapp group then she she went to she went to like DM someone like PM one of our friends then she like you all everytime meet up right just to make the full just <mandarin>凑人数:cou ren shu</mandarin> only <mandarin>你们不是真正要真正要:ni men bu shi zhen zheng yao zhen zheng yao</mandarin> enjoy <mandarin>我的:wo de</mandarin> time with me then she damn <mandarin>不爽:bu shuang</mandarin> then she she say like


like I think you all don't really treat me as a friend like those kind of shit quite recent like one two years ago


ya the thing is I don't even have any like things with her but I don't even have any beef with her then she just then she just block all of us like the whole clique off her insta, then she like ya


but if like don't meet how to say what you mean like meet just for the sake of meeting meet is really just for the sake of meeting what


but <mandarin>一定要:yi ding yao</mandarin> chinese new year <mandarin>才可以:cai ke yi</mandarin> meet meh


then <mandarin>你们:ni men</mandarin> in between <mandarin>没有:mei you</mandarin> like meet meet meet up like in smaller groups like who can make it then who just comes those kind


now you know the podcast one right


then <mandarin>你现在:ni xian zai</mandarin> leave <mandarin>那个:na ge</mandarin> clique lah leave lah, <mandarin>你讲的:ni jiang de</mandarin> what I don't like the idea of forming cliques what


no like you always predict the end one like you always as in like you always expecting everything to end one


okay you say then I try to guess, I know who is it already I know who is it marcus


no but he he he does that to everybody what


ya you cannot you once you start right I tell you, ya he always like that one I told you what he he gets very defensive like once he starts a debate with you ah it's never ending


, what is one thing you have always wanted to do but have yet to do


you don't really want to do, actually I quite a lot of things leh clearing my wardrobe you know I only clear recently but like recently I told marcus that I cleared my wardrobe then he say actually you've been saying that since before circuit breaker then now it's like almost already already like phase two then you do


but I want to I want to do my martial arts also that's something I always wanted to do but have yet to do, !huh! self defence lor I want to be stronger lor can protect myself


to protect myself don't know leh, but I don't need like until the damn like I damn Zai lah like I can fight down a like can win the competition like that and go competition win competition


to do what to run away from your from your attacker, like escape lah like if someone like attack you then ya like


just self defence, when daniel join SMU, ya in one month lah


hopefully I will be


then who you join with, oh


!huh! then <mandarin>很浪费:hen lang fei</mandarin> eh


it's like plus like if I go school CCA <mandarin>的:de</mandarin> then like awkward what


but then if no if no COVID leh would you would you have


ya how about <mandarin>你去你去你的:ni qu ni qu ni de</mandarin> climbing !huh! then <mandarin>你买那个鞋子浪费掉:ni mai na ge xie zi lang fei diao</mandarin> eh


but it's better than the shoe that they rent you, okay what actually, hundred dollar but then not like you only can spend can only use for two years can use longer than that one so


ya if not <mandarin>自己去真的:zi ji qu zhen de</mandarin> damn Sian, no but another thing about when you when you go to when you went Bedok what, you everyday also got friends to go out eat dinner with you


actually <mandarin>我:wo</mandarin> almost <mandarin>每天:mei tian</mandarin> meet <mandarin>你了:ni le</mandarin> leh


but honestly, like not that bad lah actually single life not bad lah like, just not just, no really is like it's just don't have like the person to go too but then


you have yourself also what like you can spend time with yourself also what and like if you really want to go out for supper or like you want to go out for dinner you confirm can find a friend one what, that's why you know


then tenth leh


but honestly okay if we go beach right then we also need to observe like social distancing rules what then like five people by people leh, then imagine you spend there like three hours then like it's damn difficult for us to like keep to ourselves lah I feel


true though where else can we go


then do what


can leh, our clique, one person, cannot lah, err then we we will lose one car leh he's one of the two cars that you actually


!huh! who, but daryl daryl cannot drive two cars by himself what


self-driving car, self-driving car, I guess so, policymaker


he didn't drink what, then <mandarin>我们就没有车坐:wo men jiu mei you che zuo</mandarin> lor


expensive


if not where else can we drink, ya lor


or we just go go out for dinner lah, then same as what we did lor, then afterwards we all just go home


you still want to sing ah, so you going to treat all all of us


!wah! can you can you tell them in the group that like, eh I'm going to treat you all #hai di lao#


next topic next topic, the next topic, what is your greatest accomplishment in your life so far,


why, oh


eh but quite make sense leh like


like my family lor, no but we also don't go out together one like five of us


I feel like drinking KOI, ya I keep drink leh I share KOI with you also, and then we go eat Mookata, very recently only so like this whole week I already have like


three three cups of KOI already


!huh!, you went what the day we go Mookata, no as in, oh, but it's okay what you all got go can already what


how much how much you pay, expensive sia


then kevin or who is it daniel daniel buy his laptop already or not oh ya daniel say buying and then, , like <mandarin>他讲他们:ta jiang ta men</mandarin> like <mandarin>现在有那个:xian zai you na ge</mandarin> package so like ya then if you top up seventy dollars you can get pro one leh


but is damn worth leh don't you think, I think it's damn worth lah like, somemore like you something you really need like when using laptop you will need like airpods what


I feel like I need lah you don't need meh, because like cause I don't know eh cause for mine is like the different different plug


your your laptop cannot use other earpiece ah, ya lah then it's damn troublesome what damn <mandarin>麻烦:ma fan</mandarin> leh you need to


I just never buy the adapter


then should buy on shopee I think shopee should be cheaper like twelve dollar but save three dollar only lah


the person really lost it meh maybe the person just like you never realised that you


oh then he really pay you back, oh, !wah! if it's me I'll be like I don't know whether to take the money or not leh


they never say anything leh maybe they waiting for us to finish, I don't know, actually I don't know if like if my friends never give me like airpods right I don't think I will spend so much money to go buy


and I stick to like like my normal ear piece, ya is really I use already right then I realise like okay is really a good investment


I know it's like I cannot hear myself so I don't know how loud I talk, ya like not holding a phone to your ear to talk is it, and is scared people talk to think you talking to yourself


lunch also okay, how about you how about you invite us


what are the chances that you become a police, for what, celebrate your birthday


cannot lah


no leh, no I think cause like I already know like kind of know it's like my birthday already what so, it's okay what like kerwin daniel also did the same


no but, abit <mandarin>重本:zhong ben</mandarin> for you sia, cause they two people share costs, but then you want


you okay ah


that's what kerwin and daniel will say also


okay let's start, so the first question, what plans do you have over the weekends


with me, then ya where you going to pierce


ya second loop, both helix and conch


on the same ear, !huh! <mandarin>不会很靠近:bu hui hen kao jin</mandarin> meh


so what's the price the maximum price you will pay, !huh! , ya , isn't it like fifty average for one


is it, so how much do you think your second ear ear loop will cost


so what made you want to get that piercing, err look pretty lor


I don't like to I don't like to associate such memories with whatever I do with my life so I won't to do this kind of thing


will you ever get a tattoo, (mmhmm)


I think it may not leave a good impression I mean how people got who will meet me for first time what if they get a bad impression because I have a tattoo a visible tattoo


but thats a like personal personal opinion I think the full sleeve of tattoo right a bit like <mandarin>老土:lao tu</mandarin> like a bit gangster but if it's if it's a tattoo with meaning then it's okay right like people shouldn't judge me based on my tattoo right what and they should ask me or I will ask people like what's the meaning behind their tattoo if I want to know the person better that's right


maybe I should get a temporary one to see how my parents will react afterwards, and whether I will commit to the tattoo or not


I think it ranges but the one that I was looking at I think any last for two weeks though so I'm not too sure if it's worth it will you pay sixty dollars or thirty dollars okay a range from six thirty to sixty for two week body art


where will you put your tattoo, but then it's visible leh, for myself to admire in the mirror when I shower


but the idea of the idea of the tattoo that I will if I eventually get one but like what I will get I think I will want it to be something very meaningful but I haven't found something that like stands out particularly to me


I like like when I was looking through right I like the sun I like the moon I like hands like the design of hands and I like like heart design heart flower so like five lah heart flower


sun moon and hands lor, but <mandarin>不是:bu shi</mandarin> original lah like if can original it's best if original right


I don't know but like you know it's like they take photo of the piece that they are done right and they post it on Instagram or something then I look at it I like it but can't possibly show it to the artist and say oh I want this


but it's like it's somebody's art, ya the person design for me like modify the design a little bit


but then if I want to add five things in the design right is like too too messy already, hands heart flower sun and moon, ya so I was thinking I take out the sun and the moon so the designs I see right usually it's if his heart and flower it comes together flower and hands also come together hand and heart also come together but then don't have the three of them altogether one


cause if you want had flowers and hand right then it's kind of like it's not the kind of hands that are like the hands I one is a two hands intertwine then usually what people have right it's like two hands intertwined then there will be flowers flowers around the hands there is intertwined lah then there's no way to put your heart into


but that the heart I talking about right it's not like the it's not like the heart shape design is the true human heart kind of design right there then so I was thinking that if any way I'm going to modify it right !wah! it sounds a little bit dark lah but then it will be the hands and a flower just now I say the flowers wrapping around the intertwine hands


then a heart hanging by a thread from the hands, if you can imagine, so it's like two hands intertwine facing downwards lah facing downwards then flowers around the hand that kind of thing then in the hands intertwine right they will show the fingers are so like it's like a thread hanging around both hands then hanging a human heart hanging by a thread around her hand something like that


the <mandarin>意思是以后分开:yi shi shi yi hou fen kai</mandarin> no then I will say something about <mandarin>始终:shi zhong</mandarin> is eventually right err something about even okay so it's like because the heart is hanging by a thread that is held by the hands held together so if the hands that separate right then the heart then thread drops ya then it's significant what


so it's something about like you never know when the heart when the hands will be separated but then ya something like that lah but I don't have to link it I don't want to link it so much to romance but I think it I think the heart flowers and hands thing like like it looks nice to me lah it looks nice to me


it's like you offer still tend to have a have meaning you want to make it meaningful whereas as you get more and more right then I just had no meaning you knew just to cause it's nice there's that's how we get a full sleeve of


is it, I wanted to add some words also okay okay how about like if you were to get a quote tattoo right what would it be like is there any phrase or any quote that you think you use a lot or like is particularly meaningful to you


and maybe I would like the world in the palm of diameter one if I regret, like <mandarin>没有那种:mei you na zhong</mandarin> value that you will like try to hold on to your whole life <mandarin>的:de</mandarin> meh


I I was thinking about it for a few days lah so what I like like I think like happiness but happiness is very like it's very plain and very basic actually I think about it before it get into another post on facebook


no no no eh smiley face is eh you know some people put semi-colon, ya it's a movement ya then need smily face also what to remind them to be happy but I don't want it to be like it's not like you know the the phrase remind you to be happy or reminded you to always see a good in things right there's a connotation to it like a like a meaning implied that you are not happy at about the time


when you do it you know so I don't want to like other people to think about it that way I don't even want myself to think about it that way that I need something I need something to remind me to always be happy


I think I will put like I was thinking strength cause I think, I don't know about you but I think like if I were to ask a few people to describe me I think one of my strongest trait is strength lah strength of my character or strength of myself


ya so I think like, strength lah like maybe maybe they think that I'm a strong person I won't use that to describe myself but ya if people are the real if people were to describe me in that way I don't think I will disagree with them


ya but strength right then strength the word not very nice so I wanna go search like latin for strength , dante means everlasting ah I think or enduring


I forgot what it is already but I went for a camp then one of the motto was like dante or something but then I forgot why what it meant exactly


ya so I think it makes sense but dante is err too simple already, I was okay then I then instead of that right I was thinking I put, from within, from within is like a bit vague right but then like happiness like you seek happiness from within yourself then you you seek strength from within yourself also like everything is just like everything is you have everything that you want ready so you just have to search for it


something like that lah so, ya but but I need to justify my reason even better, what word, your name dante but no like then the like


no how many how many words is your quote


so I want to put on my rib, like under under like under my chest lah or my rib area


how you know really, is it the lower back


well ya, no but I think I put at my rib like sexier leh you know cooler eh it's all for the aesthetic at this point of time, ya okay if I manage to get a slot ok then I will go and do it


yesterday when I was looking at the slots right like there was still slots available then today no more slots available so I just waiting for them to open I hope I can do within the next two weeks leh cause like it's like a fresh idea in my mind now so I will feel more I will feel the want to do it


ya then maybe after like two weeks the idea fade already then I won't do it anymore, then I will go for it lah, life changing decisions made


ya but I don't think I will ask my parents even if I were to get a tattoo, ya maybe


okay,


oh wait <mandarin>我想到:wo xiang dao</mandarin> I just got reminded just now you are talking about okcupid right like you mentioned about okcupid so how was your experience on the dating app


I agree


I think if there are two parts to it though first part it's like whether, whether you like whether you really click or not right maybe it could also be because it could it could also be like how open you are to this whole thing, kind of thing like okay assuming that you have no attachment no attachment to anyone anybody previously lah like you completely start with a fresh sheet and then you want to like you really on the app to look for something more


ya you really on the app to look for something more right then and you really meet the like happen to chance upon a not bad person lah then and you start talking from there then that's how the friendship kind of begin then a second part it's like whether you want to commit or not lah that's how they can last four years


traditional ways of dating, !huh! then do you agree that like like do you think that the males in a normal okay not a normal let me take that take that back err ya conventional relationship like do you think that the males should pay more than the female


!huh! <mandarin>昨天你不是这样讲的:zuo tian ni bu shi zhe yang jiang de</mandarin> meh like <mandarin>你的:ni de</mandarin> brother <mandarin>的:de</mandarin> girlfriend pay mah then <mandarin>你讲:ni jiang</mandarin> like it's not very nice that he make the girlfriend pay


[orh], I see


so you went to supermarket with them lah, awkward or not


why people who go there for like friends with benefits ah one night stand


hook up


so like the first time they meet it's just to hook up already then that's the end of it, oh !wah! trashy dude eh, but then it's kind of like the female also kind of want's it what


I mean I was like I didn't I didn't encounter such people from the app lah so I think is okay for me but then, I think it depends on what I'm looking for like if I'm also there to hook up then I wouldn't I wouldn't say that he is trashy lah that to ask me to go home or something or maybe he is he should just pay for my grab like he should book a grab for me so that at least it I wouldn't have to take a public transport home ya then


ya but that's society what, (hmm) what a good question how about you answer first


is there a common quality that you think most of your friends have


backstabbing, what what what examples like do you have any example


so it's like the person looks okay is friendly to you on the surface but then talks bad about you behind your back


!wah! damn double face, backstabbing,


unaligned values maybe, and, time time maybe time


but in between the meet ups right do you all still talk like occasionally


!wah!


so so like when you are catching up it's just talking about what happened in your lives when you all didn't meet ah, is it's not that it's not meaningful but then like like did you did you ever have the the thought that it's just catching up there's no there's no more meaning to the friendship other than that


then after you all go home leh, wait then afterwards, like oh thanks for the meet up today I had a lot of fun catching up with you


I think for me like I don't I don't really know whether I can do such things like I have friends who I don't meet very often but then I feel like and I don't talk to them like very very frequently but then I will reply to their story they reply to my stories and they can see my stories lah so it's kind of like they still know what's going on in my life and I still know what's going on with their lives


if is like the entire year you never talk at all then suddenly like start talking to meet up and catch up I feel like it's very awkward and then I will prepare a list of conversation topics to talk about already


(uh huh)


okay lah, then afterwards no longer friends


actually I have friends who do that also but they are guys but they didn't say any bad as in like we sort of know that I think that's the problem with like bigger cliques like I had eight people in the clique then even though like the gender ratio was one is to one lah so it's like four girls four guys but then when I think when we form the clique right it was like out of


it's just at that point of time we were closer lah and we met up very often so we have so we formed a group on whatsapp ya then afterwards like we went to that was like four years ago I think then we went to JC and poly right then our life start like we start having different kind of lifestyle kind of thing so naturally you just grew apart then it becomes like the <mandarin>凑人数:cou ren shu</mandarin> kind of thing lah it's like you know we meet up just for the sake of meeting up and for in the name of the friendship


even though I really enjoyed the time that I have with them lah but then some people will just some people will always think that like that there should always be a meaning to things okay I think that sounds like me but then ya like we meet just for the sake of meeting lah ya that's why people will feel awkward and like a little bit left out kind of thing so eventually like they just leave their group lor


but we add them back


as in like <mandarin>我们:wo men</mandarin> okay so we like the whole year right the whole year if you say that like the whole year we will we will always try to meet it's not that we don't try to meet and then a whole year if you can keep finding excuses for every single day in the year then I hope that you won't try to find excuse for chinese new year lah like you know that is a tradition kind of thing for our clique to meet during chinese new year but then if you if you choose that


like <mandarin>我真的真的不要去你不要逼我去:wo zhen de zhen de bu yao qu ni bu yao bi wo qu</mandarin> lah that kind of thing ya so like if one year don't go right then you break the streak then afterwards <mandarin>你就不会你就不会要再去了:ni jiu bu hui ni jiu bu hui yao zai qu le</mandarin> what


ya have lor then is always the same group of people it's kind of like it's always the same group of people who will turn up lah ya then when we turn up we just


oh then this brings like brings across another another another like idea that like nobody is indispensable like <mandarin>不会没有一个人不可以:bu hui mei you yi ge ren bu ke yi</mandarin> like that lah ya like you cannot you cannot live on without a person or something like that ya so ya something like that lor


ya but the podcast one I forgot what they were talking about but ya I like I agreed to I agreed to the idea lah that nobody is you can always you can always live without a certain person ya you will just adjust your life I guess ya that's why I don't really like the idea of clique like like everytime a clique is formed it forms like a


or obligation that the friendship has to continue, so you can you should just say that like you are just a group of friends like <mandarin>我们有空:wo men you kong</mandarin> right <mandarin>我们就:wo men jiu</mandarin> meet <mandarin>没有空就不要:mei you kong jiu bu yao</mandarin> meet


that's why I never like to say that this is a I don't like I never like to say that it's my JC clique but after awhile like people start saying like JC clique JC clique so I just like okay it is a clique and cliques are meant to break okay like cliques are meant to fall apart and collapse


so am I gonna say that I'm looking like I already predicting that will happened ya okay okay let me tell you something, it's not expecting it's not expecting and okay <mandarin>我跟你讲:wo gen ni jiang</mandarin> right <mandarin>一个东西:yi ge dong xi</mandarin> !wah! I don't wanna be very defensive about it right but then somebody recently somebody right just told me this eh


like, you try guess who is it lah I think is very obvious lah


this is the issue with you !wah! then I hit I <mandarin>听:ting</mandarin> already right I like, !huh! <mandarin>是我的问题:shi wo de wen ti</mandarin> meh <mandarin>现在:xian zai</mandarin> like <mandarin>我现在跟你讲话:wo xian zai gen ni jiang hua</mandarin> eh I don't even think you are living a better life as compared to me so like who are you to tell me that this the issue with me like that was my thought process but then I didn't want to say anything cause I don't want to come off as defensive !wah! but when he said that I was like


who are you to tell me that I have an issue like really leh, no that's why when I heard it right when I heard it I was like then what makes you think that like like I didn't even say that you have an issue then why are you telling me that I have an issue ya kind of thing lah then a bit oh my god but I didn't say anything I just accept it but he told me also this is that is the issue with you why are you always thinking about the end any why are you being so pessimistic about everything but it's not about being pessimistic it's about being realistic


ya and like I didn't I didn't enter the debate with him lah but, you know but it's like <mandarin>他都不要听我讲的东西:ta dou bu yao ting wo jiang de dong xi</mandarin> what


it's like <mandarin>你都不要听我讲的东西:ni dou bu yao ting wo jiang de dong xi</mandarin> then <mandarin>你做么一直讲我为什么你讲的东西我就要听:ni zuo me yi zhi jiang wo wei shen me ni jiang de dong xi wo jiu yao ting</mandarin> leh ya then that that's the thing then I was just like I was telling him like, I whatever I told him then at the end of the day I I just told him but it's your life to live it's your decisions to make it is your decision to make and your choices to make so whatever it is you just have to live with the consequences lah that kind of thing but then I really think that right like I not always looking at the end of things


it's just the possibility but then you don't have to say about the possibility of like things continuing right, ya but okay I think this is a people don't really have a good impression after I keep saying that things will end


so, , I don't really have anything like that cause I feel like <mandarin>我要做的东西:wo yao zuo de dong xi</mandarin> right <mandarin>我:wo</mandarin> eventually <mandarin>会去做的:hui qu zuo de</mandarin> like I never really pushed back a lot of things that I want to do and if I can keep pushing back right it means


ya you don't really want to do it's like things that I want to buy, I wasn't thinking like I don't like to do impulse buys then I think for awhile then after awhile <mandarin>我不要买了:wo bu yao mai le</mandarin> right then that means <mandarin>我真我不是真的需要用那个东西:wo zhen wo bu shi zhen de xu yao yong na ge dong xi</mandarin> what, ya


like what


, then what's your reason for wanting to learn martial art, did you go and like find out about how much you have to learn about martial arts before you can get to that level


ya, what if need to like get certificate leh


like to run away no need run away no need skills one what run away just use your legs only what, like pin you down ah


so when are you going to do it, august twenty twenty august twenty twenty, okay so like maybe like in december twenty twenty I hope to ask you this question again like how much have you learnt from martial arts and I hope that I can get a


oh okay okay then if if you talk about that then ya I have I have always said that I wanted to join frisbee for a very long time but ya have yet to join also, but it's the same thing august twenty twenty join myself uh I I realised that like the past two years I have been waiting for people to join with me maybe this year is the time that I will stop waiting for people to join me and go alone and make friends there hopefully


but <mandarin>很贵:hen gui</mandarin> leh join <mandarin>这种东西:zhe zhong dong xi</mandarin> you know I join climb <mandarin>我要买鞋:wo yao mai xie</mandarin> like climbing shoes climbing shoes <mandarin>一百块:yi bai kuai</mandarin> I already buy the cheapest already ah like <mandarin>一百块:yi bai kuai</mandarin> already buy the cheapest


then like okay so <mandarin>如果我不要买鞋:ru guo wo bu yao mai xie</mandarin> right <mandarin>我去那边:wo qu na bian</mandarin> rent <mandarin>那个鞋那双鞋啦:na ge xie na shuang xie la</mandarin> <mandarin>一次:yi ci</mandarin> rent <mandarin>五块:wu kuai</mandarin> eh so if I correct right <mandarin>我只要:wo zhi yao</mandarin> climb <mandarin>二十次:er shi ci</mandarin> mah then I think <mandarin>我买鞋要两年了:wo mai xie yao liang nian le</mandarin> maybe <mandarin>我:wo</mandarin> climb <mandarin>二十次:er shi ci</mandarin> lor


like the climbing gyms in singapore ah, ya it's just that I haven't been going very often cause I don't really it's kind of like maybe I just don't enjoy climbing so much


ya have


ya lor


that's why <mandarin>去那边认识人:qu na bian ren shi ren</mandarin> like <mandarin>我去玩:wo qu wan</mandarin> frisbee eh !wah! frisbee right I should have joined you know I don't like to say the should have should have but then like, maybe if I joined earlier I could have made my like group of friends from frisbee already and still competed with them you know ben always ask me right like since year one okay so


like ben only ask me to join in year two cause that's when like when year two to start lah then I realise that like he's in frisbee mah, so when year two start <mandarin>他问我要不要:ta wen wo yao bu yao</mandarin> join then end of year last year december <mandarin>他们有:ta men you</mandarin> competition then <mandarin>他讲:ta jiang</mandarin> right <mandarin>如果我:ru guo wo</mandarin> august join <mandarin>的话:de hua</mandarin> then go train


like sufficiently could have joined the end of year competition cause it's for beginners like amateurs lah in frisbee, then they will send a SMU team so like <mandarin>如果我去年:ru guo wo qu nian</mandarin> join <mandarin>了:le</mandarin> right <mandarin>我就可以跟他们玩一下子:wo jiu ke yi gen ta men wan yi xia zi</mandarin> lah then I can just join for three months and play enough of frisbee and I can still tell people that at least I've played frisbee before but then it never happened


then <mandarin>今年他又问我:jin nian ta you wen wo</mandarin> like and before COVID mah before COVID started they wanted to plan like they wanted to organise a competition like frisbee organise some competition, then then he I think they were looking for recruit look looking into the idea of recruiting other outsiders lah into the into the out com then he say lah like do you think people will be open to this idea


like something like that then obviously I said yes but then obviously I said yes but then I feel like I say yes I think the idea is very attractive but whether or not I actually join out com or not depends on whatever whatever I have on my plate, at then time when the recruitment form comes out ya but then COVID happen lah so the competition never never happen


I hope that I will have lah it's like I always wanted to do something about frisbee mah then like at least I can go and do something about it now, then <mandarin>还有什么:hai you shen me</mandarin> eh


ya, and <mandarin>我买的鞋:wo mai de xie</mandarin> right the thing is like <mandarin>我买的鞋已经是最便宜的:wo mai de xie yi jing shi zui pian yi de</mandarin> but then <mandarin>便宜的鞋不好的:pian yi de xie bu hao de</mandarin> you know


so it's kind of like people buy shoes is better than rental shoes but it's not as good as like other kind of brands ya then <mandarin>我买了这双鞋:wo mai le zhe shuang xie</mandarin> right it's not that it helps me climb better, because the grip the friction on the shoe also not say very good lah then what am I supposed to do like I still have to suck thumb and do like wear it


ya slightly better


ya maybe I wait for the borders to be open again I can wear when I go climb in malaysia, then is cheaper the entrance fee there is cheaper and I can bring my own shoes and I can instead of bouldering I can do the rock climbing


ya but <mandarin>要有:yao you</mandarin> like like minded friends lor, !wah! everyday I ask myself this question leh


then now is like oh <mandarin>你今天有没有空:ni jin tian you mei you kong</mandarin> like <mandarin>你有空我们就:ni you kong wo men jiu</mandarin> hang out lah <mandarin>那种东西:na zhong dong xi</mandarin> but then is like if you attach right you know that like it's not not that the person must be always be free for you but you know that that is your go to person, ya then now you still have to ask everybody then everybody will be like oh <mandarin>还有谁去有人去我才去:hai you shei qu you ren qu wo cai qu</mandarin> that kind of thing


not that bad lah, you don't sound very convincing


I guess


by the way just now I went out for dinner then I brought my bag cause like I lazy take everything out from my bag and I don't want to I I would need to be my water bottle out but my water bottle a bit heavy so I just put in my bag


ya then I just say I just say no lah like I'm coming home afterwards, ya, then <mandarin>我讲我出去哦:wo jiang wo chu qu o</mandarin> then I think can see like the subtle changes in in his expression like <mandarin>为什么你要每天出去那种那那种:wei shen me ni yao mei tian chu qu na zhong na na zhong</mandarin> face lah


ya , err they like someone's birthday then we baking then we go eat dinner to celebrate birthday lor, sounds good right


nowhere else sleep in, cannot lah very small very small very confined space for very confined space for like a large group so


, <mandarin>不可以:bu ke yi</mandarin> okay then <mandarin>五个五个:wu ge wu ge</mandarin> then err


okay lor sacrifice <mandarin>一个:yi ge</mandarin> lor like marcus <mandarin>不要去:bu yao qu</mandarin> lor, oh ya hor then #kai yin# <mandarin>不要去:bu yao qu</mandarin> #kai yin# <mandarin>不要去:bu yao qu</mandarin> eh we got three cars we got four cars already now excuse me daryl got two car then marcus and daniel


oh ya hor true true three cars three cars, why he cannot drive two cars by himself ah can make like cars smarter or not then no need like you have a license to operate a car but you don't need a license you don't have to stay in the car physically


okay <mandarin>等我等我等我拿:deng wo deng wo deng wo na</mandarin> license, ya but do you need a license to to drive we still have to right, test tesla tesla, ya tesla I think


!huh! <mandarin>又叫他们驾车他们驾车不喜欢:you jiao ta men jia che ta men jia che bu xi huan</mandarin> !aiya! they don't like I don't know


having fun, then <mandarin>不要驾:bu yao jia</mandarin> lor


I think #xue hao# <mandarin>也是不会不会喝酒:ye shi bu hui bu hui he jiu</mandarin> right


then I just if <mandarin>不要喝:bu yao he</mandarin> lah, okay <mandarin>不要喝不要喝要做什么要做什么都要想哇很麻烦:bu yao he bu yao he yao zuo shen me yao zuo shen me dou yao xiang wa hen ma fan</mandarin> leh


your <mandarin>讲出来了讲出来的话不可以收回去:jiang chu lai le jiang chu lai de hua bu ke yi shou hui qu</mandarin> you know, ya


don't order like don't order like one thousand dollar worth of food okay


staying alive until now


really you know the odds of you like, not being able to stay alive is very high and being able to stay alive until now is a great achievement


cause right before election happen they had to announce the rule then the larger the largest GRC of people right it's like five people


I don't know what's the triangle thing that the illuminati kind of sound ya you know it's like the biggest group of you like the biggest GRC has five candidates, so when they need to do their walkabout they have to do in group of five mah so the five of them can walk close together and other people just walk further a bit


ya if not why not four why not six like hong kong do two people cause like you and a friend lor maybe that's their restrictions but not three people and not four people but five,


appears to be right, no if if you say four people then families with five people leh, like I think that there's a higher higher odds of families with five people as compared to families with six people


like you said immediate family like two parents and three children as compared to two parents and six children eh two parents and four children, ya, so like you cannot say <mandarin>两个孩子两个:liang ge hai zi liang ge</mandarin> food like <mandarin>两个:liang ge</mandarin> parents what, that one like I think there are higher proportion of people like that but then you should include the five five people family


your family is special, actually my family also don't go out together, !wah!


you had it yesterday, ya eh it feels like a long time ago


I think you should take a break if you don't gain weight and you will still get diabetes, oh my god right now I'm going for f forty five recently, I don't know eh I shall I go with emily hor, and this is the first week of our sign up and I haven't I haven't I haven't gone to any class before yet


with her, as in I go for classes alone like I sign up with her but then both of us never go for the same slot, ya cause you always cannot get the same slot


ya I got go lah, how many times already, I go four times already leh this week, saturday sunday go again six times oh I think two hundred for six weeks


then every month right since may I think I spend like one hundred dollar on clothes so it's three hundred dollars in total leh, then <mandarin>我又买:wo you mai</mandarin> airpods !wah! freaking airpods <mandarin>三百块:san bai kuai</mandarin> then <mandarin>我真的去买:wo zhen de qu mai</mandarin> I feel like it's a truly good investment in my life as in like


as in like is good I like I really like using it ya and I don't regret anything about it but like


free airpods ya but if <mandarin>你想:ni xiang</mandarin> right like I think some marketing gimmick


is it , I use I use a specific earpiece just for that, like as in like I have a earpiece just because I need to use for my laptop


then like when I use my, the the same thing lah like as yours what, no so I only reserve the earpiece for this lah then I don't bring it out or anything I only bring it together with my laptop


!wah! then you know last time I still go and buy the the adapter, it's like <mandarin>去年今年我才去买:qu nian jin nian wo cai qu mai</mandarin> you know <mandarin>我这么久没有去用到那个:wo zhe me jiu mei you qu yong dao na ge</mandarin> adapter <mandarin>了:le</mandarin> right, then <mandarin>今天我才去买了个:jin tian wo cai qu mai le ge</mandarin> adapter <mandarin>的:de</mandarin> leh


that time I don't have like that time I use my #xiao mi# ear dot air dots then like if I talking on the phone right then like cannot really hear cause the mic is only on the right ear, then you cannot really hear so I purposely go and buy the adapter then like when I use my I must use my earpiece lah


something like that, as in like cause like I lent my phone I lent my previous iphone to my friend before then


like then <mandarin>我就:wo jiu</mandarin> okay <mandarin>我需要那个:wo xu yao na ge</mandarin> adapter but <mandarin>我不懂:wo bu dong</mandarin> like I don't know whether I should ask or not like a bit Paiseh right why three months ago I never ask him then suddenly go ask him


then it is true that you look like you like you lose my thing like you lost it so like you should at least tell me or something like that, and like fifteen dollars is not a huge amount right but like why am I spending additional fifteen on on something that you that you misplace


really <mandarin>不见:bu jian</mandarin> cause I went to ask the person like where is it like I never ask so directly but I ask like like do you still have it cause, when the person return my phone right the person say oh err the adapter is in one of his pockets or something then


like he will go and find it for me lah but he forgot mah then I never go and push I never go and like <mandarin>追究:zhui jiu</mandarin> or anything, then after that I just ask lah like like help me can you can you go and find or something, ya then really <mandarin>找不到:zhao bu dao</mandarin> or something then I just then I say nicely like oh no but I think like I still need it lah then the person offer lah like okay how about you go and get one then I just transfer you the money lah


then I just go and get lor ya he really pay back, that's why you know then I was asking I also don't know whether I should like take or not but then like it's kind of like I don't wanna spend fifteen dollars on that small little thing and honestly I wasn't the one who lost to lose it what


ya so, ya then I think it at least the person it's like fifteen dollars is not a huge sum but it's not a very small sum okay like every every dollar accumulate to something you know, so ya


do you think they are still coming, eleven fifteen already leh, really, then what's the point of them coming here now, and they still have to take the bus back leh


but it's a good like I think apple really do it quite well, should have gotten a pro, but <mandarin>我觉得我讲话的时候:wo jue de wo jiang hua de shi hou</mandarin> I still not very sure whether <mandarin>人家听到我讲话:ren jia ting dao wo jiang hua</mandarin> or not and I don't like to like I want to talk on the train


like loud enough for the person to hear me but not loud enough for the whole cabin to hear me you know, but I don't know I don't know if I'm like I don't know if it's working, ya then a bit Paiseh what


ya, no, eh we eat dinner ah on tenth or should we eat lunch, lunch then afterwards then <mandarin>回家:hui jia</mandarin> ah like !wah! dinner !wah! didn't very forced leh I cannot take it


oh <mandarin>我要做我要以后我要做如果我以后要去做警察:wo yao zuo wo yao yi hou wo yao zuo ru guo wo yi hou yao qu zuo jing cha</mandarin> then they do a background check then they realise oh I did something illegal in twenty twenty


eh can you don't say that you never know okay I will go your house to report you leh, functions room not function rooms not open right, I don't know like if you can go to not celebrate lah but like at least we can stay somewhere openly


then nowhere can what, ya so, !aiya! okay my god it's so forced leh like it's really damn forced but this is part of apart of friendship so


but I never felt like that for your birthday leh like your birthday right the whole intention is to go and eat did you feel do you feel very weird that like we are going to eat KBBQ because like to celebrate your birthday really


ya but then like I feel very like okay let's say I go and eat #hai di lao# like let's say we go and eat #hai di lao# but in the name of my birthday, then is a bit weird lah I just think it's a bit weird


I don't know how how they can do it, but <mandarin>三百块:san bai kuai</mandarin> right <mandarin>他们两个人:ta men liang ge ren</mandarin> share so <mandarin>一个人三百块:yi ge ren san bai kuai</mandarin> okay lah <mandarin>三百块:san bai kuai</mandarin> leh


okay lah <mandarin>一年一次:yi nian yi ci</mandarin> okay <mandarin>的永远不要有了:de yong yuan bu yao you le</mandarin> okay, then okay <mandarin>这这两个礼拜:zhe zhe liang ge li bai</mandarin> okay then you see right <mandarin>我已经花六百二十快:wo yi jing hua liu bai er shi kuai</mandarin> for my personal things <mandarin>再加上一个三百块:zai jia shang yi ge san bai kuai</mandarin> for my airpods so <mandarin>我再加上多一个三百块:wo zai jia shang duo yi ge san bai kuai</mandarin> for you all okay


then afterwards right the rest of the year <mandarin>我要吃草了:wo yao chi cao le</mandarin> I gonna stay at home every single day, but they got <mandarin>吃草:chi cao</mandarin> [meh] they rich okay got a family background okay what kind of family background I'm just an average person


okay, vanessa and


no lah <mandarin>会准的:hui zhun de</mandarin> come on come on, you make sure you don't read ah


okay lah, okay so


okay, , if


unusual <mandarin>超能力:chao neng li</mandarin> what would it be, okay if you have any unusual, superpower


, okay <mandarin>我们:wo men</mandarin> move on to the next one


okay if <mandarin>你发现:ni fa xian</mandarin> like <mandarin>一个:yi ge</mandarin> time capsule of <mandarin>你自己:ni zi ji</mandarin> from ten years ago <mandarin>你:ni</mandarin> like <mandarin>你:ni</mandarin> bury <mandarin>的你觉得什么会是在:de ni jue de shen me hui shi zai</mandarin> inside


okay it's okay


okay next, err okay


it's like


okay okay it's like, so is like normally prison people right, when <mandarin>他们出来:ta men chu lai</mandarin> from like the jail right you going to be like eh, these people right must be bad one even though after they like rehabilitated


, then err they will be like, !wah! like, some people even though they turn over a new leaf


so this is like some labels that our society have given to like, people who <mandarin>有做过牢:you zuo guo lao</mandarin> lah


ya okay, so what is the most memorable, meal you ever had and where did you <mandarin>吃:chi</mandarin> at


okay, okay, okay let's go on to the next one, so right err okay, if <mandarin>你可以:ni ke yi</mandarin> like wish that


okay so let's move on to <mandarin>下一个问题:xia yi ge wen ti</mandarin> which is, no need to work


, ya lor, understand, okay, , okay if, if you have to do an an everyday okay what everyday activity would be a torture


if you have to do for like <mandarin>八个小时:ba ge xiao shi</mandarin> straight, , ,


okay err, (mmhmm) (mmhmm)


(mmhmm)


, okay okay, !wah! okay


okay <mandarin>如果你可以:ru guo ni ke yi</mandarin> instantly master, three new skills


, !wah!, you you will you will waste your <mandarin>三个:san ge</mandarin> skills on how to cook


to be honest right


, , okay okay so the next


wait ah, okay


wait <mandarin>我几时变成:wo ji shi bian cheng</mandarin> #kai zhen#


okay okay, sorry can you repeat what you say


okay TV series ah


no legit eh, no <mandarin>真的很好看:zhen de hen hao kan</mandarin> even my friend like it eh, no <mandarin>真的:zhen de</mandarin> why you don't believe me sia


okay, (hmm), okay it's not <mandarin>好笑:hao xiao</mandarin> lah but it's like embarrassing


so when I was in P two cause I was a kid what so I was still like very obedient, then hor, I ask the teacher like eh err can I go to the toilet, please, then I don't know she said no or yes she say yes she told me is yes lah afterwards but I heard is like no then I was super urgent because when I was young I wouldn't like #chao keng# go toilet then like slack slack for awhile


like you know really if your class boring right <mandarin>你小孩你会:ni xiao hai ni hui</mandarin> like, oh okay I want go a toilet rest then ignore teacher like take a break, but <mandarin>我不会啊我:wo bu hui a wo</mandarin> like freaking <mandarin>乖的:guai de</mandarin> so right like only when I really really want go toilet right then I will ask the teacher then I will <mandarin>憋憋:bie bie</mandarin> until like I really want to go already then I ask the teacher I raise hand then I was like !wah! I damn sad when a teacher first like reject <mandarin>我:wo</mandarin> cause I was like what the hell <mandarin>我这样乖:wo zhe yang guai</mandarin> then normally <mandarin>我是她的:wo shi ta de</mandarin> favourite ya


then normally <mandarin>会:hui</mandarin> like you say yes eh then <mandarin>他第一次跟说:ta di yi ci gen shuo</mandarin> no <mandarin>我有一点很:wo you yi dian hen</mandarin> sad <mandarin>为什么他不要让我去上厕所:wei shen me ta bu yao rang wo qu shang ce suo</mandarin> okay but nevermind, then <mandarin>我:wo</mandarin> heard no right then <mandarin>我就:wo jiu</mandarin> Bo Pian lor then <mandarin>我就坐下来再忍再忍多一下子:wo jiu zuo xia lai zai ren zai ren duo yi xia zi</mandarin> then <mandarin>我真的憋:wo zhen de bie</mandarin> is like a custom already


then <mandarin>我就没办法要:wo jiu mei ban fa yao</mandarin> come out <mandarin>了:le</mandarin> hor then <mandarin>我再问多一次:wo zai wen duo yi ci</mandarin> then she say yes why you don't want go then is like, then <mandarin>我就你说:wo jiu ni shuo</mandarin> yes ah then <mandarin>我就:wo jiu</mandarin> run right but when I stand up right, my pee already come out


then then the teacher ask !huh! why you never go toilet just now then [orh] because you say no then <mandarin>她就告诉我她:ta jiu gao su wo ta</mandarin> say yes, then I feel damn sad lor, ya but it's damn funny if I think back ah but back then it was so embarrassing cause it is the first ever time I <mandarin>小便:xiao bian</mandarin> like


in class, ya I freaking smart !yay! okay


err probably, if you say like during this season <mandarin>我会说是因为:wo hui shuo shi yin wei</mandarin> donald trump <mandarin>害的:hai de</mandarin> cause donald trump fucking dumb


you not very sure ah, , corona virus right, that's why <mandarin>现在:xian zai</mandarin> like the,


really !wah! I didn't see eh !wah!,


cause it's too stupid oh did you see like americans like <mandarin>他们:ta men</mandarin> wear like <mandarin>一个:yi ge</mandarin> mesh <mandarin>的:de</mandarin> mask, so stupid like meshed mask because they because they have to let them have a mask then they can go in like groceries like singapore law you will have to take bus then you must have a meshed mask right


but for them right they don't want to wear but they cannot go anywhere what so they purposely like <mandarin>反对:fan dui</mandarin> right by wearing like mesh mask which have no use against like corona virus because if <mandarin>你:ni</mandarin> cough right


then <mandarin>很:hen</mandarin> stupid lor <mandarin>我觉得:wo jue de</mandarin> is like, they say like oh because <mandarin>你:ni</mandarin> wear right then


this is very stupid ah very stupid reason, , so I think right like this is one of the reason right like, humans will become extinct because of like


what the hell is wrong with this question, okay err, I think I will fight like, horse size otter what the fuck man, I will fight hundred otter size horses


what horses what can they do sia, bite my hair just cut Botak lor then they cannot bite already, right, I think I will fight that one because I can just like


so easy, , ,


two what


otters size horse horse size otter, that means <mandarin>它很大个:ta hen da ge</mandarin> eh, but <mandarin>如果说:ru guo shuo</mandarin> otter horses


, so I think like they are much more weaker, right, then I can just go inside water, fuck it I don't want already


#wa keng kua#, won't lah I don't think so ah you see wrongly, okay


so err, ya lor that's my answer, ya eh


for me ah, wait ah I want to think who the fuck would


how the fuck <mandarin>我会让一个人:wo hui rang yi ge ren</mandarin> shave <mandarin>我的:wo de</mandarin> eyebrows, oh then <mandarin>我会:wo hui</mandarin> shave back <mandarin>那个人:na ge ren</mandarin> lor, Kanina <mandarin>你:ni</mandarin> shave <mandarin>我的肯定:wo de ken ding</mandarin> shave back <mandarin>你的:ni de</mandarin> Jibai, anyway if you no eyebrows <mandarin>不用紧:bu yong jin</mandarin> what you can draw what now lot of people also draw eyebrows one


you didn't know right, but actually will like that you go Google lah, that's why some people they like !hey! !hey! !hey! they play play play but later they no eyebrow one side got eyebrow one side no eyebrow


, Kanina


fuck you jessie fuck you, dumb jessie


(mmhmm), actually right I don't get why you so, why you don't like your height, ya eh you know, !wah! if I'm your height right I will freaking wear heels right then I will go find all the <mandarin>帅哥:shuai ge</mandarin> that are like taller than me cause have so much more choices


then like err okay hello then I will wear high heels, I can wear high heels okay so, I one six three then <mandarin>我:wo</mandarin> wear high heel right, like singapore guys really very short honestly, then already like not much choices already jessie


ya I rather be short leh I don't mind eh one five four one five three okay lah one five four, right you can wear heels eh think about it, is because you never wear you can wear one, you should wear because it's a privilege


me lor me lor I work out with you, okay lah, because that time <mandarin>我要:wo yao</mandarin> like get my abs fast mah


squats lor, but ass very hard to get eh, like <mandarin>我做:wo zuo</mandarin> for like so long leh, also never get ass, (mmhmm)


I think maybe because <mandarin>她:ta</mandarin> persist for like very long, so some people they like very hardcore they like, everyday because okay if you have abs right you must maintain everyday one you know


you must continuously leh because if you stop right then <mandarin>你:ni</mandarin> abs <mandarin>就:jiu</mandarin> gone Liao, but I don't know why right okay <mandarin>那时候我不是做:na shi hou wo bu shi zuo</mandarin> right <mandarin>然后我有:ran hou wo you</mandarin> a bit of abs but <mandarin>现在没有了:xian zai mei you le</mandarin> but still have the eleven line, even though it's not that obvious


so I quite, privileged I think, right <mandarin>因为我不懂:yin wei wo bu dong</mandarin> leh like is like a mould already, , okay


(hmm), (hmm)


jessie fuck you, fuck you, okay I don't want to laugh already next time I talk like that, ya I am not funny


cannot control one, I think you are much more funnier as compared to <mandarin>我:wo</mandarin> , , good way lah, funny got bad way one meh


(hmm) I don't have any example eh you got any example, no eh I just think like, ya you, you don't think you are but you are


(hmm), I don't know how to say but everytime like okay oh okay I got example okay so like to me right if the uncle say like <mandarin>大大声讲我:da da sheng jiang wo</mandarin> right then I will feel like what the fuck <mandarin>很:hen</mandarin> Jibai <mandarin>这个人:zhe ge ren</mandarin> then I will be like you keep on laughing then I don't know like !walao! then it's like <mandarin>这个:zhe ge</mandarin> girl a bit Sot one leh


!wah! good good good, ya,


oh my god, (hmm) he's not as funny as you, you make him funny,


fifty five


turns out it's like aunty right, like the two stupid, they thirty forty


ya lor, !aiyo!


, oh by the way right <mandarin>我注意到:wo zhu yi dao</mandarin> like his leg right, because you say like you show me <mandarin>他的:ta de</mandarin> DP on WhatsApp, then I <mandarin>注意到他的他的:zhu yi dao ta de ta de</mandarin> leg is like, amputated remember you say like oh my god is he like is he wearing prosthetics right


then after that <mandarin>我注意到:wo zhu yi dao</mandarin> like when he step right like when you step right on your human leg will be like that straight straight one, like unless is prosthetic right the leg won't be like that one


right, ya lor then I was like oh my god he really wearing prosthetics, ya lor, oh ya


oh ya ya I think <mandarin>他要:ta yao</mandarin> everyone to be more understanding of <mandarin>他:ta</mandarin> also eh, ya I think that's one of the reason leh so,


ya lor, I think he have no work no other work ah because he can't do a lot of job eh


but don't know <mandarin>他们会要:ta men hui yao</mandarin> hire that mah, maybe <mandarin>他:ta</mandarin> don't know how eh


stop, stop already, stop already, okay, what else <mandarin>你要说:ni yao shuo</mandarin> sia


, is it like the jamus Tan <mandarin>说的:shuo de</mandarin> government, cause <mandarin>他有说:ta you shuo</mandarin> like low minimum wage he want to start


but then like america is a great example someone quote like america because america, since nineteen eighty five start <mandarin>这个:zhe ge</mandarin> low minimum wage but, it's still like that leh, I think is just show that it is not even improving or what


I guess at least at least it's like good lor, to even try hor, like poor to become poorer


because the the gap we need to, squeeze in, (mmhmm),


oh ya, but last time I thought you like very <mandarin>有钱:you qian</mandarin> one


ya, cause you always wear like those branded shoes always wear branded shirt, I always see like !wah!, then your shoe is always hype one like go with the hype


then if you notice <mandarin>我每次只穿一个:wo mei ci zhi chuan yi ge</mandarin> shoe, , no like always no I never noticed I just like see lor like always see you always change shirt


mine is like, , mine is like Taobao,


, !wah!, I didn't know eh


wait, Taobao got G market meh, oh, , !aiya! <mandarin>不要讲这些伤心事:bu yao jiang zhe xie shang xin shi</mandarin> I know what to talk about


, what else than the thing in front of me, no, well it's just now the recording


fuck you jessie I will date a boyfriend that like that like <mandarin>金鱼:jin yu</mandarin> also, eh you want you want


pause for awhile jessie, wait one two, ya lor, okay, are you not curious why I name my fish


oh my god oh my god


my friend stop then will, !huh! what did you say, oh no no no, no ya I will be like that


!huh! no no what you are saying


what the fuck, then <mandarin>就:jiu</mandarin> okay fish


okay let me think normally is like behind cause if they float upwards it means is their behind


lesbian fish


so what I'm saying just now is are you curious why I name them bobo jojo, !aiya! you just listen to it


!walao! eh


okay lah, okay since <mandarin>你有听我:ni you ting wo</mandarin> right, then what is this disease called


disease, I give you a hint is, something bladder


!wah! fuck <mandarin>你:ni</mandarin> jessie eh what the fuck, jessie


then <mandarin>你还:ni hai</mandarin> ask


okay lah <mandarin>叫我爸爸关外面的:jiao wo ba ba guan wai mian de</mandarin> aircon


right imagine <mandarin>我们:wo men</mandarin> stuck in <mandarin>我们:wo men</mandarin> room then no, ya lor, who is roy


who, oh


no meh, (uh huh)


I think one reason <mandarin>我不是:wo bu shi</mandarin> like, why you never ask your girlfriend right, confirm is because his girlfriend not pretty lor, just ask his girlfriend he know <mandarin>没有用:mei you yong</mandarin> lor, so he ask us to go do, right


no I saw I saw, ya not pretty, think even you prettier, even I prettier


jessie, fuck you, oh my god eh Ballut just went through the five dollar tunnel I buy


!wah!, I saw I saw Ballut eh, oh my god it's the first ever time she went through the tunnel eh, oh my god Ballut is so freaking smart I love her eh, oh my god, okay Ballut is


okay you all also swim through then you all will become my favourite, faster swim now, swim, they don't want leh they don't be my favourite


can you see from her eyes, , ya <mandarin>他就在那么大一个:ta jiu zai na me da yi ge</mandarin> black colour leh jessie


then can you see Ballut, Ballut <mandarin>很肥:hen fei</mandarin> eh <mandarin>我怕它:wo pa ta</mandarin> swim bladder cannot cure, they say to like massage <mandarin>它的肚子:ta de du zi</mandarin> hor <mandarin>那我每次都:na wo mei ci dou</mandarin> massage


no never leh


!wah!, !wah! <mandarin>我:wo</mandarin> suddenly feel like super hot eh jessie


, oh this one is not the, ya Jibai ah, fifty dollars eh I can buy a fake one for like forty thirty


which one, the stand only, stand sixty eight the tank thirty


the lights twenty two, or like twenty eight, sixty ah, Kanina it's only worth this price


the stand ah only lah, !wah! I thought you said everything then I will say fuck you, no I buy sixty eight


a few months only eh I think like, can can, I want to sell as a set cause this tank got a bit scratches then I sell then I go back a new tank


oh ya ya, okay then I can buy the three feet tank, should I buy a three feet or buy a new two feet


mine also you must like buy like lip balm


fuck you, really how much


jessie what did you do, you take your dead skin over your lips then you put at where, ya jessie, okay


I think jessie, you put airplane mode leh jessie


(mmhmm)


!wah! jessie wait, wait wait jessie, !walao! eh I


fuck <mandarin>你啦:ni la</mandarin> jessie


but no, that time naomi Neo right she use <mandarin>那个:na ge</mandarin> product right <mandarin>我全部都有:wo quan bu dou you</mandarin> eh but <mandarin>她:ta</mandarin> wear is like fucking <mandarin>漂亮:piao liang</mandarin> then <mandarin>我:wo</mandarin> wear is like err always like err, I was like eh, how come, then err <mandarin>那时候那个谁:na shi hou na ge shei</mandarin> ah #xia xue# she use the benefit you know the benefit


contouring, powder one that kind that one, the very popular one then I buy I was like !wah! okay if I use that one to contour right !wah! really really will work one, then <mandarin>我自己画:wo zi ji hua</mandarin> right


okay ya, fucking funny eh,


no, ya, ugly right, I do so red eh


she fucking liar, then she don't understand, ya lor


you see <mandarin>她都不会:ta dou bu hui</mandarin> like insecure, your boobs also not small lor


ya, ya lor, then you cut her boobs lah then you add to your boobs, ya add on ah


cut away her one then add on to your one, , okay I ask you one question ah


you tell me, eh what the fuck sia jessie fuck you


[orh] [orh] , let me Google ring worm armpit, !aiyo! then


oh I think that's why, !huh!, eh I don't have chicken work chicken, oh my god is this one ah, ring worm armpit


this one, !huh! really ah, oh my god quite Jialat eh, don't want


oh my god like this ah, you got Nivea you know, Nivea one you can use that, no Nivea armpit one so can be


!huh! why, , oh ya


, , then now your papa like eh, no you can don't don't need worry jessie, there's such things as, wait I sneeze,


got such thing as like armpit laser treatment so they will


she also very sensitive she touch will , ya, okay lah they will put a gel then is just Kiap Kiap Kiap, ya ya lor but very sad okay so I pay for IPL right


then is like <mandarin>十二个:shi er ge</mandarin> session right, then my IPL like how do I say , like, the six or seven session is circuit breaker right


if you stop halfway right it will all grow back then I very sad I waste my money eh jessie, my armpit my armpit hair is back to the, oh I never I never go there


madam madam something I forgot, ya it's the quite popular one but that one a lot of people very angry because cannot book until, ya,


ya lor, ya lor, then I want go IPL leg you see I got a lot of leg hair hor jessie hor, right, IPL


, , no it's worse


!wah! I cannot eh it will be very itchy, then how, keep on shaving now


then you wont scare of like blackheads ingrown hair, , , no like ingrown hair because you keep on shaving then <mandarin>会有:hui you</mandarin> like ingrown hair what


, ingrown hair ah I also don't understand, like the got the hair doesn't come out,


, I cannot leh I will be very, itchy one eh jessie


I try I try twice eh, ya I think twice or thrice want to give it a chance right, oh waxing is very bad for your ya, will destroy your skin leh


cannot go waxing one that's like hundred percent no no, later your Vajayjay, cannot


oh ya ya ya, okay lah, !aiyo! let me check is it one hour already, oh ya not yet still got one more minute, but brady <mandarin>真的:zhen de</mandarin> okay he's like very


!huh! really, but he very ugly, ugly ugly but it's like


if you go for personality wise lah, but if you playboy at least be <mandarin>帅:shuai</mandarin> right, (mmhmm), really I forgot how his personality is like,


david is the personality you will fall in love with ah, david more funny than you


ha, your <mandarin>爸爸:ba ba</mandarin> I very curious your <mandarin>爸爸:ba ba</mandarin> got say anything about david before


why eh,


oh my god eh freaking bitch eh, four years, eh your <mandarin>爸爸:ba ba</mandarin> very bitch eh, then david still continue to say hi ah


if you ask me I will be like oh I'm so sad leh like


then say too bad I prove you wrong you lousy, oh


, , you you go meet his mother during the first year already ah


oh my god,


oh my god, you vomit on the floor floor ah, oh


ya [eh] I like O_C_D mother that doesn't force me to do anything, [eh] how come Ballut like that [ah] Ballut like that, okay let's stop, I


(uh huh)


(mmhmm), , (mmhmm)


(mmhmm)


okay I want to have, , fast metabolism


err all my pictures inside and then err, usually is with my loved ones lor, I just repeated it twice


labels, probably think like I am a very weird person cause, cause I'm just a very weird person so when they walk past me they will probably be like


turn over a new leaf like that lah (mmhmm)


okay


(hmm) I'm usually, I'm a very simple person so I prefer like quality time spent so I will eat with my


err <mandarin>爷爷:ye ye</mandarin> so I will go to my <mandarin>爷爷:ye ye</mandarin> cause my <mandarin>爷爷:ye ye</mandarin> don't live with us right my <mandarin>爷爷:ye ye</mandarin> doesn't live with us, err he then <mandarin>我就会带我妈妈煮的饭放在那个:wo jiu hui dai wo ma ma zhu de fan fang zai na ge</mandarin> err lunch box <mandarin>里面:li mian</mandarin> then I will head over to his house and then I will have like a meal with him so it's like a memorable moment for me I don't know if it is a memorable moment for my grandfather but it's okay


I'm a food lover so, then <mandarin>那些贵贵我没有吃过的:nei xie gui gui wo mei you chi guo de</mandarin> hor because my parents don't really spend on like very expensive food


cause they think is like a luxury like that so, never tried like Godiva ice cream you know and I want to try it one day


okay so


then <mandarin>你会拿到:ni hui na dao</mandarin> like a shelter <mandarin>还是:hai shi</mandarin> err <mandarin>就是:jiu shi</mandarin> whatever you can do to survive in this society you know, ya


I hate coding even though I am from school of info comm


Arisha, so Arisha, she claimed that Arisha is very cute by like shouting like Arisha you are so cute and then I was like what the hell like are you trying to say I am not cute seriously like what the fuck right what the fuck lah


, okay so firstly I will want to, move into a cloud because cloud is actually a


moving into I don't know it's like the first world already then right now like government is singapore government is actually moving like all, the companies into cloud, (mmhmm), and ya that's what I really want to upgrade my skill so I want to learn more about cloud and then next I want to learn more about


err, I want to learn like how to take care of kids so I can take care of my own kids in the future cause I wanna give birth to like at least two kids <mandarin>两个孩子然后我也是很喜欢:liang ge hai zi ran hou wo ye shi hen xi huan</mandarin> err


the way I cook the Maggi right is wrong so usually she say people usually she say like people will cook the Maggi by boiling <mandarin>那个水先可是我的水还没有滚我就直接把那个面:na ge shui xian ke shi wo de shui hai mei you gun wo jiu zhi jie ba na ge mian</mandarin> I toss everything inside even the powder and everything


and then ya and then I just wait for it to cook for like ten minutes


but I did tell her that I'm a very lazy person what so, even the Maggi I can't even cook already so I'm still trying to learn in the process


yup, okay


okay so err, the next question will be for #kai zhen#, so I wanna ask you


I thought I am vanessa


I ask you


okay so the next question will be


that moment


I'm not very sure, but I know he doesn't give a damn about, corona virus and everything else that's why everybody go to the white house and like


, I wouldn't say like everyone but


(mmhmm)


, okay then the next question is


otter size horses


you want go one on one with a big horse or you want go like


wait you think ah think about this like you need you only have one pair of eyes, you got no eyes on your back correct so hundreds of them like otter size one, they are small yes but they got hundred otters right otters got how many eyes


ya two so two times hundred is how much is two hundred <mandarin>所以如果有两百个眼镜的话:suo yi ru guo you liang bai ge yan jing de hua</mandarin> hor, then <mandarin>怎么办呢你的:zen me ban ne ni de</mandarin> focus <mandarin>就不是:jiu bu shi</mandarin> like, not there already


oh my god, got red colour again, maybe is my fart


err someone shave your eyebrow, or like someday it just went missing, and then you just go out, without your bangs or maybe you got like side bangs


and then how would you feel about it, no no what if like you were sleeping


so okay the next question I want ask you is among all your friends


no are you your own friend maybe ah


ask you another question, if you are my height, what will you do first, I freaking one point four CM eh <mandarin>我不喜欢我的:wo bu xi huan wo de</mandarin> height


I don't like wearing heels eh cause my thighs are like thunder thighs so when I wear right


who is going to work out with me, but you very hardcore eh


okay so if I want to like get ass then I do squats ah, ya you know got this girl then she's Ashmita and then


I wanna ask you another question you have any question for me


about you, I love your laughter because you laugh like you Kena stroke like that so I really love it, you should laugh more see, you should laugh more next time when you laugh right you record ah then you will understand what I'm talking about


cause I think you are a very funny person, me, in what way in a good way or a bad way


example you got any example, me no I am not a funny person


I'm not, like in what way in terms of what


oh you know why cause like he's crazy right then of course, the only way to piss him off is to make him piss off also, okay so got one time at work right there's this uncle called paul


then !wah! talking about him right he's very funny ah like what did he say again ah, no no no he's very funny so like okay I make him funny I'm not sure about that but then err listen to this ah


so he, , he's fifty five years old right, fifty five right then that one time I asked him err if, you got any staff discount though like you know


but because hes fifty five years old right so err obviously I will think that he has worked with this restaurant for quite long, so I thought he got discount lah and he he's uncle mah so usually uncle are more, friendly they will be more like giving


rather than the more, better than aunties aunties ah so grumpy so selfish also, oh ya how old are they ah think like thirty plus or something


I kind of miss him you know, got I took pictures some more, oh ya ya ya okay so like he keep ranting right his pay is like


err okay lah he work weekends also nine fifty work weekday also nine fifty so he said he old already right then after then he feel that it's very unfair lah, cause like weekend should be err higher lah slightly higher cause a lot of crowd mah


but I'm thinking why would someone put that as their DP is he trying to indirectly tell them them like !hey!, I have these so please be more understanding towards me that kind of feeling


so I think that's why nine fifty for him too little, but then he complain so much and then he still went back to do one right, the hell man


admin lor admin still can you just need to print stuff and err do callings err, what else then you also have to do err I don't know just like data entry very simple one what


why would they not want I mean it's just data entry and sitting down and stuff, then learn lor I mean you fifty five years old doesn't mean like you can stop learning mah


!wah! I really


very lost in life lor, like once you hit a certain age right, it's like err quarter life crisis like that, right, like what am I, what am I studying for you know like you study so hard for something


then you are like it's that what I really want, but then no choice because singapore is a very err, err qualification <mandarin>的那种:de na zhong</mandarin> err


the government will actually do something about this cause like, there are so many people who are actually err, with such a low income right, you do get bursary but then


it's not really helping, ya ya I don't support jamus Tan, (mmhmm) something like that


and people think about the qualification right straight away they will think like err, this person is just very lazy like don't want to go further upgrade skills then


ah why is this society like these I really feel like dying because I don't know what the purpose of even err breathing in this world you know


very sad thing lah, oh ya last time when we was, what should we say


in twenty eighteen was my best time, like even though I hate being a student leader, I enjoyed my company with #siew yuan# and jess, oh my god I buy so much expensive stuff there you know like the vending machine right they got sell like


chef in a box or something like that the nearby one then sandwich like three fifty they also will buy one is like a very small sandwich only, it's like three fifty, I think is three nine five three dollars and ninety five cents, me


why, branded shoe branded, like what kind


I don't know eh I don't really notice that one, when when you started noticing (oo) in, twenty eighteen ah what the hell you stalker


the last time I always like I very crazy over like Adidas all that, now by like from Adidas Nike that kind, Taobao is quite nice but sometimes I'm very okay the first time when I shop with Taobao right okay I don't even shop with Taobao cause


I damn scared eh cause got one time my cousin right is a guy so err, err somehow someone go hack into his G market account because last some G market was the thing right still got err, still was the in time that time lah so after that he went to buy something from there right


then err someone go and hack his err I think bank account, and then five hundred dollars gone just like that hes he is unable to retrieve, hes unable to retrieve any amount from there, is like, the bank will not pay him that five hundred dollars cause it's like


the scammer has I don't know lah it's like hacker lor, quite quite sad lah five hundred dollars, is not Taobao is I very scared to use Taobao because my cousin's incident because of my cousin's incident with G market


what, !huh! don't want lah #kai zhen#, you talk about your fishes just now already eh how many times you wanna talk about your fishes


see next time ah next time I really pity [orh] your boyfriend leh


I don't mind, you stop at where, okay so (mmhmm)


no ah you already said it like so many times eh you wanna say like zillion times is it, next time I die I also will remember in my coffin I will be like oh this is bobo and this is jojo


your friend she will also be like that, I say even if your friend is here like other than me


don't know ah but is fish mah like they give a damn meh, I mean they give a damn meh like, I am saying like err even if I am here, then err, she will act in a very weird way is that what you are saying


no, no but I am I am not keen


very bad leh


isn't it one hour already


oh okay I can ask you, ask you something really sensitive


(hmm), I have no questions to ask, I just feel like sleeping right now that's like what


can now is eleven already


ya #kai zhen#, !wah! I remember that guy very petty roy, !aiya! the scammer guy lor, the one who gave us the watermelon the cooling watermelon sweet from thailand


I feel that I don't know eh do you think we should trust him


his girlfriend not pretty meh I saw the picture before short hair one, you saw the photo, I'm not sure cause I never see her picture before


knowing your beauty is, good, !wah! I really very tired #kai zhen# I feel like sleeping already


you say that all your other fishes will feel very jealous like how I feel, when the senior president go and say, I think they tired already they have been swimming the whole day eh


where, I can't see her eyes eh


never wear specs, I can


fifty three


how much did you buy this, this one, is this the authentic light, !wah! this one is, actually that one that one is the fake one ah


you buy this how much again


sixty eh you sell like sixty [orh], no if you buy sixty then you sell at sixty ah you say sixty right, ya


you buy sixty sell sixty ah I mean still in good condition right, sixty eight you sell sixty lor, how long how long have you use that


okay lor then sixty lor you put sixty five ah then nego until sixty, you can sell for ninety ah


eighty five eighty five eighty five


my lips always like very dry, always got dead skin one


I have eh, I using this one the Nivea (hmm), oh ya ya ya


I very tired #kai zhen#, !wah! I cannot I have to wear jeans eh tomorrow


no I cannot, I cannot how to say stay over, my <mandarin>爸爸:ba ba</mandarin> is very strict


that's what I Google before, if I remember correctly, think is wait ah I forget already forget the amount


I know is, is one zero zero something one, put on my leg ah, you caught me in action


#kai zhen#, I very scared my <mandarin>爸爸:ba ba</mandarin> call me eh I better message him, ya but I haven't get I forgot


I went back and then, I okay so like my agent is asking me, like can you send me your time sheet then I was like hello I went back home, then I realise I forget to ask, I'm at home then I realised


I forgot to, get him acknowledge with the chop, with the stamp, I will send you tomorrow


on thursday, okay


#kai zhen# since when did you learn how to put on makeup did you steal from your grandmother or your mum's one, okay


but then it's like if I put eye shadow right


like err, then <mandarin>以前:yi qian</mandarin> #pei shi#


it was a lie man I only realise it was a lie when I went swimming after that I became like so tan


and then I put it on I'm like what the fuck man seriously, is lie right, you know she's the same height as me #soh pei shi# she's also one five but what the fuck we look so different leh


I want her body size, but I still want my boobs, because her boobs very small, ya


no I say her boobs very small so I want her legs but I I still want to keep my own boobs, okay, ya, oh no no no don't cut away her boobs just add on


then it will become maybe maybe a C, cause hers is I don't know I don't know what's her, I don't want to medicare that's like so dickhead, I don't know, I want ask you eh you got armpit hair or not you can disclose or not


I don't have you want to see, ya, but mine is black black one cause got one time like I remember when I was younger I hate showering so I had ring worm


you know what is ring worm you know is like when you don't shower all the bacteria like, ring worm, I had it under my armpit eh, then right recover already but still got the stupid scar


you know chicken pox I think also got the chicken pox scar eh !wah! I very angry eh, last time when I was got, what's this, ya ya it's like the black black one so now my armpit like black black one cause of the ring worm scar


because of the ring worms scar, you see my armpit want I show you, what else err ya lor


mine not so Jialat leh, what Nivea, the lip balm, !huh! use lip balm on my armpit, no no no my mother say don't use that one


cause like err I also don't know what chemicals they use right, then like err, last time my mother always like to put deodorant <mandarin>那种香香的在她的:na zhong xiang xiang de zai ta de</mandarin> armpit <mandarin>下面:xia mian</mandarin> so <mandarin>她每次擦了:ta mei ci ca le</mandarin> hor now her armpit like very black she say that's the reason she ask me you don't use any products under arm


but now I got black black one eh because of the ring worm eh I very hate I hated myself that time eh, it's quite Jialat, can get rid meh


but I scare itchy you know people touch armpit I already like then how the fuck I go for treatment right


oh that one is the naomi got <mandarin>介绍:jie shao</mandarin> one naomi say is naomi one right


probably err I don't know, what's that called maybe the staff there is not very their manpower is, not sufficient


okay lah this one can use the you know the men's, men's shaver then just, really, so, yours not very obvious leh, I always like


I will use the shaver for my here, no but I cannot stand it cause got one time I was like, when I had hair there right, then I was like oh my god it's like so itchy, I Buay Tahan lor then I went and like


I keep on shaving now like a few days, ingrown hair, I don't really get blackheads eh


what you mean by that, oh err no leh I got no such issues, I got friend also err


she, twenty four she already like start started like so long ago when, she was I don't know like that time she was twenty four she started when she was nineteen eighteen like that ya started quite late


because you haven't tried it before really, you know err that time jess they all went for waxing


I don't know eh I don't like waxing, !aiya! don't know lah


ya my last time, jess and, remember I tell you before, jess and brady they together one


I don't think so eh, (mmhmm), hes a playboy eh you know since year one right, !wah! then he go and join cheer leader then got drama already you know on the cheer leader


err I wouldn't say he's like, I kind of I think his personality is like okay it's like girls will go for that kind but his looks is


ya I go for personality wise what, his personality wise right, I still don't like his personality, is like it's not the personality that I will fall in love with that kind, I like funny guys brady not funny not funny enough to match my funniness funniness


sorry I don't think got such word ya david more funny, I think I think you spend time with him you will keep laughing one you know he will he will come in my room and then he will be like he will talk to yourself one leh then I say <mandarin>你自闭:ni zi bi</mandarin> ah then he say no lah <mandarin>不是自闭:bu shi zi bi</mandarin> lah then


!wah! err !wah! you know at first when he came over to my house, then err, my dad wasn't very favourable cause like


doesn't want me to be in a relationship what so when he came to my house right, then err, whenever david said hi to him right then he will be like, that was the first year, then after that err because we have been together for like


seventeen eighteen nineteen ya about four years already the second year then he started saying hi, ya, I don't know my dad is like you know my dad look down on me he is like err


you and him will not last cause like this one is puppy love eh, what the hell eh cause seventeen years old right to my <mandarin>爸爸:ba ba</mandarin> is like, like puppy love like that, I don't know eh ya then after that I went


oh because he I wanted to see his parents cause I very curious, I also very scared lah <mandarin>他是怎样的男孩子我都不懂:ta shi zen yang de nan hai zi wo dou bu dong</mandarin> right I don't even know his religion and all that then after I met his parents right then I found oh he's actually is catholic and they go to church everytime


and sometimes the mother will ask me to go to church with them go, !wah! during chinese new year it was quite bad eh I vomit eh


then after that the mother say never mind lah it's like


one only I don't think will be that bad so I eat already then I vomit so I ask her like where's the toilet, never tell her I vomit, no lah I never tell her I was vomit I was going to vomit then after that I wait wait wait wait ah bye bye


okay so after that right is like err, after that I found out that her mother her no his mother quite OCD one


you get what I mean, [eh] one hour already [leh] one hour already [leh]


hello joey thanks for joining me on this, err session, can right can speak right, okay okay so basically err we need to talk about for one hour and singlish #cam cam# chinese our native language lah


so today's topic will be because they never give script lah okay so, I think we can find a very common topic which is food, can right, uh yeah so basically will be


ah okay lah like this lah keep it simple, where's your top three must go foodie place, where


is it err, but <mandarin>火锅:huo guo </mandarin> so mainstream leh like I mean I feel okay lah don't tell me <mandarin>海底捞:hai di lao </mandarin> ah <mandarin>海底捞:hai di lao </mandarin> so expensive though


because


what what what flavour you talking about there's so many flavours


the soup base got name one spicy and non spicy ah just like this ah, but, so so it's just a soup base lah the <mandarin>料:liao </mandarin> all normal normal nothing special lah


okay, so okay my turn ah so you share one I I must share one also ah, actually I I mean to me hotpot <mandarin>可以:ke yi </mandarin> lah


but actually got another alternative like when raining ah, got one err previously food king introduce one, it's the what's that called, okay so that time the the food king they all say the <mandarin>泡饭:pao fan </mandarin> is like fried rice


then they add the seafood broth then can try the they still got the wok hey ah so it's freaking nice, my my actually my my only err experience with <mandarin>泡饭:pao fan </mandarin> right was when when I was in china so their <mandarin>泡饭:pao fan </mandarin> is like literally white rice with cabbage soup


ya fried rice then, then they have err seafood they got crab they got err prawn, then they have the the clams and the Lala actually quite nice ah the price, okay lah thirty eight bucks can eat two to three pax I think that one is good and it's at the Jurong side and canberra


ya so that's my my, must go try ah I think that one is very good, ya, yes #kway chap#


I know which one the thai #kway chap#


yeah yeah the fried pork belly you try with me what okay so so actually the, you know what is Yaowarat or not, you know what does that mean or not, Yaowarat means chinatown


yes Yaowarat in in in thailand is called chinatown means Bangkok Yaowarat is actually refer to chinatown, ya


yeah the the sausage is actually a fish paste sausage, quite special


eh, talking about Prata right okay sidetrack ah the Julaiha there is just near my house so last time, the the most common Prata shop that I go to right it's just Julaiha, so that time when when it was shown on food king right, I was like, really meh just normal normal what nothing special what


no lah I got eat my own food lah just that I see them then they got recommended then just eat lor


really the, okay lah I mean


got some really my friend do that one right, very rich eh, although you see you work until very late but you drive stay landed, oh is my secondary school friend, franchise


ya cause I just went there recently !wah! so busy sia the business very good because also got approved by food king also


ya lah drive drive all the way there, !walao!, ya correct, eh so so so wait wait wait so what's your what was your second dish oh #kway chap#


so it should be my turn right, !wah!, don't know whether you like #char kway teow# or not I like #char kway teow#


actually #char kway teow# okay lah #char kway teow# got a few quite nice leh the one at marine parade one is not bad, but if if go malaysia right definitely must eat their #char kway teow#, cause their #char kway teow# is not the black black kind it's a bit white white one then spicy one


!walao! eh how can it be just a normal fried #kway teow#


but you are missing out on, the sweet sauce the sweet sauce is damn nice, err !wah! this is a tough one eh #char kway teow# lah #char kway teow#


why hokkien Mee


okay lah I also try before but I think so so lah nothing special leh hokkien Mee but, I I prefer wet one also I don't really like dry one I think most important is the chilli ah chilli must be good


okay okay seems like we are like gonna become food king like that, okay so my my my third one right, is actually my house here the #zi char#, it's it's actually very nice, and it's <mandarin>老鼠粉:lao shu fen </mandarin> lah then it's in claypot


then really can try can can taste the #wok hey# one, then especially when you add the vinegar ah I tell you it's super duper nice


but that's like eating vinegar already what you lost the taste of other food leh, I I tried, your amount of vinegar in a certain food, it does not complement it it is totally just taste vinegar


no but I I can take vinegar but yours is just over eh


of course, add a lot, no because the #lor mee# right there's garlic, then the #lor mee# itself the the Zhap is already very strong taste so the vinegar is really


complimenting because even if I put a lot of vinegar right, it doesn't taste fully just vinegar


, okay so what's your third dish


yeah


!wah! interesting eh, so yours is err, #kway chap#, hokkien Mee, then mine is, #kway teow#


and, what what's the third one that I said, no no the third one I say is, I don't know how come sidetrack to that one lah but no Prata is not my to go kind of food lah


but okay now I ask you so you eat a lot right, you know last time I ninety KG one, you know it's damn difficult to lose twenty KG sia, ah actually


err, okay long story is you should ask why I become ninety KG first


err <mandarin>是:shi </mandarin> lah, so actually err, okay my my my grandma he she's a buddhist then <mandarin>她很喜欢大鱼大肉:ta hen xi huan da yu da rou </mandarin> one


is like er, if let's say there's five dishes right only one dish is vegetable, and even that one dish right inside also got meat one, ya all oily then all all meat lah so I was quite fat last time like


like really <mandarin>吃肥的:chi fei de </mandarin> lor , then, then somemore that time got girlfriend lah then you know girls ah quite annoying one sometimes <mandarin>要瘦要瘦:yao shou yao shou </mandarin> right, then everytime order food then got leftover then always ask me to eat one


!wah! <mandarin>你哪里可以这样讲:ni na li ke yi zhe yang jiang </mandarin> !wah! <mandarin>很难听:hen nan ting </mandarin> eh


ya lah okay but anyway that's not the main point lah so then after that err I tell myself okay lah need to, need to <mandarin>减肥一下:jian fei yi xia </mandarin> need to exercise lah


I mean I don't eat so much but, I still got eat lah like okay I make sure right


then <mandarin>吃水果:chi shui guo </mandarin> right so you will be slightly full ah, then after that, then I eat lah then like every breakfast right, I will eat like wholemeal bread, then those err those canned tuna


slightly healthier lor, then my lunch right ya what, yeah, eh but I haven't say finish then lunch I eat #yong tau foo#


dinner I just drink soup, those soup like those vegetables just <mandarin>丢进去:diu jin qu </mandarin> one, yeah, means I like basically go carbless you know no carb diet leh, for two years leh no soft drink no fast food leh you can or not