which is like wasting my battery and then that's just been and then even for safe entry I do not know why is it not combined into one app and then I still have open so many tabs I mean okay assuming it okay definitely I feel like most people would remember to to check in but when I check out you you just want to like leave the place quickly how would I remember where where to check out right I feel like there's definitely room for improvement with regards to the contact tracing err


contact tracing err method that we are using


inmates is it inmates or prisoners who who they allow to go outside


of course lah all all about the freedom right but ya I totally agree with you it's like tagging us as though like we are we are prisoners but kept err who are who are who are who are kept in records but I think yesterday they they were saying like this is not a a tracking device it's similar to trace together honestly I do not know how true is that because I'm not tech savvy person neither did I bother to read up because news err fatigue like I'm seriously so done with this entire situation right now ya so like


okay lor if if then then do you know if there's like a a is it mandatory to wear the token


so so it's something like a bluetooth bluetooth thing is it like the the the the tokens will talk to each other and then like somehow establish a map of connectivity


true true true so basically is like <mandarin>要做东西就做好来:yao zuo dong xi jiu zuo hao lai</mandarin> lah <mandarin>不要乱乱做:bu yao luan luan zuo</mandarin> right ya so err ya that that is actually true I've also considered the the fact that uh what what if the token spoilt then like !wah! there will be so many people trying to like replace the token and everything


then !wah! that will that will actually cause a lot of issues plus if if okay okay if if you think about it if they made it mandatory I think err people will be pissed because this is ultimately like like it or not however nicely it is phrased it's still like a a a contact tracking a a location tracking device so people might feel uncomfortable doing it but if they do not make it mandatory like the trace together then why would I want to bring it out right or why would I bother to make it an effort to bring it out and unlike the masks it's just


uh everyone can see whether you are wearing or not so like even the citizens can help to patrol like for example if you see someone there there are cases where where people not wearing mask then everyone else beside them they are calling them out so there's this kind of like social pressure that is err that that is acting on people to for them to like okay I better not forget to wear my mask I better get it done otherwise I'm going to be called out and and then I'm going to have like a three hundred dollar fine which is really just


not worth it and and this kind of things uh only really works if there is this kind of societal pressure which uh the citizens and uh impose upon each other but if if this trace uh sorry the token thing is not made err compulsory then honestly err there will be no such pressure lah did did did they release any design of how is it is it going to be like a wristband or is it going to be like a a kind of


so something like the what is it called the national track step tracker thing ah


right exactly plus like honestly how many things do I need to wear before I can go out a mask a watch and and what else hand sanitiser


ya honestly honestly it's it's quite a burden it's like might as well don't go out like like which is I I feel like that that that that's the point of the entire thing but then err we as humans we are social creatures then like we still want to go out like nothing to do right just go grocery shopping or go out and exercise at least like need to breathe some fresh air ah cause err confining oneself to at home is really not the way to go and okay we are finally at the one hour mark thank you and bye bye


ya lor must give some chance uh not easy you know


eh this one ah boys to men eh I hear my friends say ah this one ah this show actually quite nice uh but then uh I always don't really have a chance to sit down properly and then see all at one go, it's always like you know you watch halfway halfway then eh suddenly they talk a bit a bit like that


I think you should give them a try really I watch is quite funny not to say it's very very funny but I think you can relate to it lor like you know last time we all also go through army before mah


jack Neo ah I think is jack Neo ya I think is jack Neo, !wah! you !wah! that one !wah! don't don't say ah that one is a shame man !wah! that one I cannot


but then, he so old already still got people want meh I think I think maybe is don't uh don't know maybe is never about the the face or what you know


!wah! like that ah maybe got more money maybe you getting higher pay like that, !wah! I don't know whether the word to use uh is famous or not leh maybe is got like infamous !wah! got like game like that infamous


!wah! but then eh one black one white colour uh not bad uh eh eh why got the special black colour one eh as if singapore got this kind of plane lah eh don't bluff leh


eh but the plane ya lah don't look like the singapore plane lah eh come on lah but eh you see the person at the control station so funny like some some aunty like that eh !wah! suddenly got Kopitiam


!wah! this one is like the battlefield four eh the game you know the the whole thing collapsing and then got the they actually form a scene you know down here like that at MBS


they show the like that they show the MBS the CBD area then !wah! then suddenly one Kopitiam that's why obviously it's not near there right eh come on lah eh !wah! eh you see you saw or not the rocket !wah! drop on the floor you know


this one is prologue or whatever why how come they start only got a lot of bombing all that a bit unreal leh that they wanted to say !wah! you got this kind thing happening uh then asked the singaporeans go and go and serve NS is it


ya I thought is just a training lah ask the you know the young man of singapore all ah go and queue up ah sign on sign up for the army all this


ya isn't this about BMT I thought is about BMT one mah why they will come out only like !wah! cannot attack first and then later then you go and go and train to be soldiers eh like that where got time where got nonsense lah


don't know but maybe but they should have some way to find all these funny funny people ah from don't know where lah but some of them I think ah can act quite well you know but I haven't seen any of these uncle or aunty before in the other shows so they are probably not the very professional kind of actor or actress


I think maybe he can be a he could be a gamer you know they don't don't look at him like that ah play play I think he got he should be play one or maybe his kids got play and then he I think he got his one thing good about him I think he always


very good air finding inspiration from funny funny places ah and then he quite real also lah I would say quite real lah


!wah! at least now they got some familiar faces come out already lah if not just now all the funny funny calefare


I think is called the lorry or what you call it what is it called ah


well my question is they actually have to and apply out at the MINDEF or what ah to go and film all these things for !wah! that one should be quite quite a difficult thing right like a hassle ah


eh eh we got grey colour uniform one meh I never see before leh


should be lah if not singapore the soldier always wear green colour one what where got wear black and white one


is it ah how come malaysia the uniform is black and white meh I thought we are standard uh in asia everybody also


like you know green colour camo because you want to camouflage in the forest mah we only got forest but then eh come on lah nowadays where got people where got people camouflage forest one you where got what ask you go the forests and fight everybody also inside the building one what actually quite true lah the black and white but then I think the black and white in this case


is not really not trying to say singapore or what lah but just trying to say that enemy like nobody stereotype like that


!wah! eh I think ah this one are we are you sure we are watching the, is this the correct show or not I don't remember it like that leh how come they this one like !wah! Macam ah boys to men fighting war one it's not about BMT or what meh where you the young man go and sign sign up lah eighteen years old or what must go and join the army how come this one !wah! start only display fighting already


ya but we never watched the first one eh but I got watch a bit lah the first one but you never watch the first one then like that you see you know who is who uh I don't know whether they got continue on on or not lah


it does look like it's quite a serious movie or they keep showing the that one is real one right they shooting the gun !walao! got the blood all that


but you if this is real HDB which I think cannot be lah you see the door also so old school one how can it be nowadays where got people's door like that one and then is you don't look like it's many floor one lor only got like a floor only


thing in the army or


!wah! army I think confirm got funny people there are more than !wah! how many ah !wah! I think my two hands or cannot count how many


!wah! last time ah I was like the store is a bit like the store house but not the store man lah not consider store man lah, in charge of some ah you know funny funny things lah


you asking for my are you asking for my rank or my my what vocation or what, [orh] I was a they call it what, ATT ah ammos specialist ammos specialist tech


the tech I think is a technician lor, ya but not like make more well you know just err just go just go down there then you take charge of it lor


no lah I think they just, I don't think I don't think so by every time we go is just already there so you


if you talk about the ammo I think is just just a name only lor you call it uh is just a name only but by right ah whatever I'm doing ah is all the funny funny to things all the funny thing lah you know you go and, clean the box lah move the box here and there lah stock take lah this kind of thing every morning ah but it's a good thing lah because ah you know is a at least is


it's eight to five ah you don't have to sleep inside one unless you maybe they ask you to or you choose to


eh (ppc) back to the !wah! you see the this thing actually is just they all playing game only ah it's not even the real thing eh I heard ah this guy ah, gonna get married already don't know whether he don't know maybe he married already what's his name ah


eh is smoking eh how can can smoke under the shelter one meh nowadays eh don't play you know this kind of thing eh I got tell you or not !wah! my friend Kena you know he Kena fined leh the time at the #east coast park# uh


!wah! you sit down there he talk very loud he think nobody nobody walking around he talk talk talk talk talk then you know shoot the the cigarette butt away next moment the guy eh hello excuse me sir, is this your butt, and they what he very scared you know one I tell you


!wah! that one I not so sure but for sure that time during my army days when I was eighteen years old I think I don't know leh everything was still very cheap ah and then !wah! everybody smoke like free one you know


at first I think the they they started off very cheap then they, quite slowly up the price up the price I don't know whether is it because I also don't know uh this kind of thing you at the same time is a win win situation for


singapore like my friend say you, charge more expensive then got less people buy when less people buy then also at the same time of course also so many people buy but then you know they still make money then people addicted already they cannot stop then they buy they keep buying but I think in the first place ah


they start off with the money up they up the money first, then they want to you know make people, maybe some people will find it too expensive for one and they don't want to go buy anymore then slowly like that you serve the purpose already mah


I think just now that one it it looks like he's at the land shop playing the game ah like you know I think !wah!, battlefield or counters trying to make like as if you know he playing counter strike like that but why make until like so real like that


but I thought like this kind of comedian comedian they I always thought they they are very free and easy very easy to work with them you know


so it seems to me they're actually all these, people ah on the screen ah they act like you know do uh one one type of people very happy you know you watch them they like !wah! like so so funny keep laughing all this what !wah! so actually behind the scenes ah it's not it's not like that one lah


really meh but like that ah if you outside people you know what to say hello to you is you are totally opposite or what you are on TV I thought like you know you act you act ah you must always try to be natural you see you natural ah you can't be how


different from the guy right like if you are like that you are like that mah if you change too much then, when the viewers ah watch already they don't think they can I think they can feel that it's not it's not it's not him anymore you know is like I think they can feel it one leh this kind of thing I don't think is just you know eh people think acting you put the paper ah in front of you then you just read out everything then you can


people people may won't believe you one what you must must feel mah must feel from inside


!wah! you talk about eh just now who was the time you talk about ah


ya #li nanxing# !wah! #li nanxing# talking about him ya you see you look at him on I, cannot really remember but last time when we all were very small that time you watch him !wah! act in the


but then ah he he still have that that you known nice nice uncle feel about him


!wah! you you want to talk about #li ming shun# I don't think #li ming shun# at the same level as him lah the #li nanxing# got the style you know he like quite Stylo always got to <NEN> but uh


#li ming shun# I don't know you is got this funny funny eh wait wait wait wait what's that guy doing a !wah! aunty bring the banana banana for what


ya like want to eat want to eat the banana or not so funny eh almost ah almost suggestive eh, this guy eh he was in the first show also what then now he he still can act meh I thought that time he Kena something already


no actually they got do you remember how many episodes they film already ah


but then I thought the number one is the BMT yes correct we talk about it already we thought is the BMT one the one they go they just learn how to become soldiers number two should be they go you know they carry after BMT already they get posted out to their unit or whatever lah


then the third one is the frog men ya they wanted to take the frog men one


but then one was the latest one right I think is this the latest one in the first place and I don't remember this what are so called what err like Macam you know the terrorists or what since when got they film something like that


ya ya I think she's actually quite funny but not bad lah you know at her age ah like that she still gave my be some joker like that !wah! eh eh quite I would say is quite talented


I remember is in some where is it west side I don't think is west side but somewhere near central I think like there's some word one start with C one I think


CMPB I think I think it's called CMPB do you remember eh that time that means ah my time and your time is the same mah is like three years difference but they still the same place what do you think they change already that place now


wor okay !wah! like your like that your camp ah sound like it's not very easy ah like quite thorough like that


eh you talk about the #chao keng# ah just sound a guy was #chao kenging# you know you got see not the irene Ang was asking the age, eh just now the MP guy right he got act some for other show one lah he always act the big crazy guy one


then now just now she was asking him what can you defer my son what three days eh sorry not three days three three years ah this kind of thing the but the #chao keng# ah but then I think the guy he looks like he got money one lah but then ask this uncle to what's his name ah he always act the gangster one how come he act as the rich man now so funny


oh so the show actually eh is the correct show lah, now you see ah just now is the, I I think I never see the starting before lah because actually got all these funny funny things one now they they're look like they are going to they just signed they went to that whatever place you were talking about already lah just now so now they go to ferry the all those guys coming already lah so now they will


take the boat lah do you remember that day not !wah! the first day you go take the boat was, I don't know the feeling eh some sometimes ah you don't know whether you feel want to feel happy or you wanna feel sad is see all the funny funny people and and all her parents and take the what's the boat called ah remember the boat like yacht like that


!huh!, use the bumboat bumboat is the what


I think the bumboat thing is like very long ago already probably I think come to my time I don't think got the bumboat anymore even if you, let's say on the weekend everybody book out together then you don't get to book out


maybe you fall sick MC whatever you got punishment or what then but then I think every hour just that the bum the fast craft don't come as of don't come as don't come don't come very often lah then you got to wait lor you just, maybe one day you you think ah you MC the doctor give you in the morning then you can go back already then or what but then !walao! the the fast craft only come at night you really think is like that leh


!wah! this thing I cannot comment lah because when it come to my time is already is really like that is at the new building already got four floors one I remember that time yours is, is at some funny place ah is like the one like one story one one floor only I think only got one floor and then is like err I don't know you just give me a very like old old camp you know when you go to play the what's that what's that thing called the


outward bound or that kind of camp those school kind of camp camp kind of place very like you know the paint I also never go paint properly or what


I remember that time this a bit like got the triangle roof on right like a bit !wah! I what what you call it ah like the below you know you see under the under the roof tiles ah is like one square one square like that


got the zinc I won't call it zinc lah is not zinc lah is normal roof uh just that !wah! like Macam got the aluminium aluminium sheet over the the thing then talk about eh but the door is at the both sides right correct one on the left and one on the right like a bit long one


then eh then like that ah the third door come from where how how come got one third door


but the dog is a real dog or is it the phantom phantom you know the phantom dog or what


I, I think that story is very famous you know that one I think come to my time there were still talking about it but then the but then you see the small door is a physical thing or what or or or is it like using draw they use the what how to draw used a paint brush and draw used the marker pen ban or


question uh what if you you know ah on the first day itself uh you go already then you


you know you have heard of all these funny stories already then now you know that you are actually the one going in to this particular bunk is there any way you know you can can can tell them you don't want or what eh sergeant I don't want ah you know this place eh can change the other one or not


what about you see back to this they all now, they showed that ah they the parents get to follow them on the first day to the boat and everything I don't remember my time it was like this eh I think you know my first day was actually quite quite Jialat lah


it was raining very heavily it was like a storm I don't know is it because of that then they don't do you see just now that one they still still got the sergeant bring them to see the see the room see the bunk go and Makan first before, before leaving during my time don't have they go only I remember they ask then they ask us to go one side they then they want to talk to the parents I don't even know what they tell my father and mother sia


talking about #ali baba# bag my ah leh my time also still using the #ali baba# bag but it seems like you see this one is got the trolley they call it what the trolley to what aqua aqua army bag though a trolley bag can drag one !walao! during our time we got to carry on the shoulder man


very interesting ah my time !wah! that time I was when I was at the I think it was at #bukit timah# there ah late at night Liao we all because we have to stay in mah you stay in


actually it is better if you ask me ah is better to stay in actually I just now say ah my camp don't need to stay in but I don't know why because of, because of they got space in the bunk or what they got the quota they need to ask people to stay so I even though I stay very near I just volunteer to stay lah so I don't need to go out mah so because of that they just throw us to go and do even though we are trainees to throw us go and do guard duty !wah! the guard duty I tell you


!wah! down there that place at night ah is is nothing to laugh about man


ya the place [orh] you want to talk about walking uh !wah! walking is very difficult you know ah from below the bus can only go until err this along the main road lah where you can see or the cars but then this place is so very high up you must one if you ignore me sorry you cannot you cannot walk lah but if you


you must walk one if you eh no no sorry you cannot you cannot walk lah but if you go and take the taxi also very expensive and then some of the taxi they don't even want to bring you there because they they bring you there already then later they come now sure don't have people one that place confirm I tell you don't have people


okay so we got the guard duty if I wouldn't say it happened to me lah but then before that I must tell you ah my camp already got a lot of funny stories already is actually not very big of course is not the main camp just a place for you to learn learn about like how to be the ammo tech


so when you at night ah they will ask you they only need a few people only and not that many people lah so they just ask the trainee ah since you know you you stay in at night you got nothing to do you might as well go and, help out lah go and help out a bit with the guard duty then we like okay lor since okay lah just just help lah just do then learn a bit also mah !wah! tell you will got one night


my friend he say he he was in the because ah the it's two person duty so two person duty one person will go and walk around a camp is just a small camp lah I think walk also fifteen minute although it's very it's honestly quite creepy lah


ya it is very eerie you know why because it's it's an up slope place the road only got two roads only in that means one one left and one right beside each other is actually quite quite quite treacherous


place so then always got for the tree fall down uh you know this kind of thing, ya, ya the slope is actually very dangerous in fact I think my BMT buddy he buang his motorbike there once before


because err the morning he go up I think maybe he never sleep properly last night or what then he went up the slope, then I think he turn never turn properly and then he fell lah !wah! I tell you that night he got very badly injured his hand and leg are all wrapped up in the funny cloth or what then you know what's the worst thing or not the worst thing is right thou officer after that


ban you know in the ban, every single person from riding motorbike so all the people riding motorbike or make noise


no but I want to ask you first the your friend ah when you fly to the graveyard !wah! the !wah! like that not very lucky right !wah! then he got become the ghost or not


I think is called ah nights nights off nights out I think is the same thing lah I don't think they actually bother about I think some people say nights off some people say nights out it's the one I think, you can go go out right you can choose you can don't want to go one but then you go already you must be back by certain time or what sometimes you I think we can be quite troublesome lah sometimes I will I think I would rather not go out then I stay in camp but then sometimes you go out those people will want to go and play arcade nearby you go arcade then the arcade is the best one lah


but then talk about the motorbike thing I think before that they actually already not to say ban not to say ban can totally cannot I don't know whether is just my camp or not but they say cannot pillion which I kind of agree you know because


pillion is always always the pillion more dangerous mah it is very hard you will try before not is it's very hard to balance one eh if you got the pillion and sometimes if your pillion never sit properly or what ah !wah! the whole bike will shake you really make a difference I think you one person one person and two person really got very big difference


ya like after !wah! almost one hour already they all they all like just first is it even first day how come they, got so relax one meh last time we all I don't remember so relax how come they start only !wah! and nice sit down in front of the what's these ah fall in the parade place the parade square or what in front of the building eh orion eh come on lah orion is my my unit uh is my


company what's the word ya the word is company, ya definitely lah I think the army camp always have a very the there's this very strong kind of you know


but then the starfish eh you mean you just break off like does it like I want to know ah how does it feel like I got touch before at the zoo is it the zoo the zoo nowadays got this new touch pond ah they call it touch touch pond or what must must queue up one lah anyway but nobody queue one lah quite


very fast lah like you just go down then next moment is your turn to touch only I touch the starfish it feels a bit rough I, but I don't I cannot tell whether you know you want to press a bit ah !wah! then the guy will come the security guy will come eh hello hello no no pressing ah then but then I just want to know how hard it is mah just by touching I can see it's rough but don't know how hard it is


but then if the starfish is on the ground, then the how you tell that the below the is the sticky one because I thought you can only touch the top how come you can touch the the bottom also how how you know that is slimy then will it stick to your hand or not like that


but sometimes I think the snail !wah! stick onto the floor very hard you know like super I wouldn't say super glue lah but you I also very scared to try to pull pull it out lah later there shell come out or what inside got the you know the jelly jelly thing ya


but then uh I is really meh the snail can move quite fast but I always thought the but then if you ask me ah you want to talk about slow animal uh the slow animals I think I think the tortoise is faster than the for sure for sure faster than the the snail


okay lah if you say tortoise and then some people say slow like tortoise uh so tortoise very slow meh I think don't so quite fast leh but ya lah maybe snail okay lah I think if you sit down there keep looking at him maybe he can be quite fast depending ah some I think the small one


sometimes can be quite fast uh but I not so sure about the big one


you saying why you trying to say you trying to say is very dangerous for us or is it or what


you know actually !wah! you want to talk about this thing on you know what they call me or not they call me the snail killer okay not that I very proud of it lah this kind of thing how how can you be proud of this kind of thing you know but because ah like what you say lah very danger that's why I ask you ma I ask you whether is


dangerous for the snail is it dangerous for the human if it if it's me ah !wah! I tell you the I think it's quite dangerous for the snail ah because ah I somehow I don't know why lah always end up stepping on them ah then got the sound you know like that


uh these like the I think it's like the tweet tweet you know I if you'd never tell me are you sure is a frog if you never tell me I will think is like a small bird but then usually I think the bird don't come out at night one lah


you mean you mean the singapore got american frog one meh


I think is !wah! don't know what you're exactly talking about but I think is sound like is like quite ugly man


actually one thing ah why do they only come out at night and then I also want to ask uh why do they always make the sound so loud is this kind of sound is the asking for girlfriend kind of sound is it


if you ask me I think the frog I always think is the small small cute cute one eh but then the toad should be the !wah! I don't know the very rough very black very brown then very very big one


eh just now you see the guy or not you go and put the photograph of his girlfriend got girlfriend nowadays eh where got people take photograph okay never mind but maybe this one many years ago lah this show but then they're the number four the shirt already the new one already what


just now he looked at the picture like with frog eyes like that leh so funny then I think the sergeant sure, scold him lor where got people where got people you got also you hide inside the drawer one mah where got you put on or near the mirror there


exploded !wah! that one sounds very very off eh if this kind of thing !wah! like explode that guy pressed until the thing explode is it, !wah! then you mean the you mean the the ghosts don't like don't like pork meh he don't like to eat pig meh then you can eat what you only what chicken uh duck uh what


I think there were I not sure is it a official like uh rule or what but then you, I think they got some people actually talk about this thing like you better not bring ah all the funny funny pig all the pork pork kind of food or what just eat the chicken lah what's wrong with eating the chicken uh correct why must go and bring the #char siew bao# you cannot eat the chicken Bao meh


if they tell you already I think you better don't don't test the system ah !wah! what is that word they call it you always say right this word called eh you don't test the system or the system will come back and test you but then this kind of like you know you don't even though it is human or not ya this kind of ah supernatural things ah I think better better don't play a fool


eh this guy very familiar leh I think I see him at some somebody's ah what's that dinner and dance ah and night one and they play at night one I think


you mean you mean like what now he you also eh eh come on look at him he's like !wah! actor from emcee become actor later he go and become more recruiter for jobs lah cannot be what right how can he how is it possible that he can hear us say about him


snickers, you mean got actually got people want and go and sign up for all these then how much he charge is it very expensive or not I mean you know ah if you ask me ah he this kind of guy he so good at talking okay is so easy for him he can tell you eh you know ah you go this place ah you must talk these ah you must talk there lah eh come on you've come to


give you give it to you ah you can or not you can or not eh even if you learn from him you pay lah you pay let's ten dollar I go and I have a hundred dollar I go go give him a hundred dollars, and then he you know I just I just the whole week I learn from him how can I ever be as good as him I think is very difficult leh


ya he looked to me like he is the kind of guy that you know he would like to everyday from young he like yeah yeah yeah always say people always try to make fun of people you know that kind of thing he a bit a bit gangster a bit #ah seng# one ah


!wah! I also I also don't think I want there must be a reason why he act as the platoon eh you see the platoon sergeant I think the Encik or what lah no lah not Encik lah I think platoon sergeant ah I think the way actually he act quite natural what it needs I think he's not even acting man he down there ah he talk like that and all that


you just as if he's he's he's being him, he's not doing anything else what, !wah! he is good man


!wah!, bonus round a easy bonus round ah now are you sure or not don't later you calculate the time wrongly ah then they tell you ah eh haven't reached a timing yet you know you go and try again and


ya you actually you wanna talk at the normal speed you just like that lor


but then is is the easiest way what I would think you want to play game you know ah you play game you just log in you got play before not the let's say a some game the shooter one err you know battle royal or what they call it nowadays they call it were battle royal or you just sit down and you tell your friend


eh on the left on the left eh right side lah eh behind you lah in front of you lah very natural mah like that


alarm we know what is alarm or not


I think you think difficult it's not very difficult but for sure I think somethings you must prepare first lah you know you say you cannot have the outsides sound you cannot have


you know somebody at the fan blowing got the funny sound at the site is is okay but then ah because of the constraints I think may be slightly slightly troublesome or in some ways but it's still okay


ya you talk about that that time I was doing something you know then the guy outside eh hello brother hello brother eh brother I call you know I say wait I doing something then he keep pressing the doorbell and then like that how !wah! then got the funny sound behind don't know whether the machine can can take it or not


ya lah twenty dollar like eighteen dollar a bit funny eh if you ask me why not top up the two dollar can do many thing you know


two thumbs up, bye


more time uh can hear, okay everybody so now we are trying to do this experiment lah uh, this is some singlish speaking thing which we hope we can try to make it interesting the first time this is our first time so please give chance


ya is quite long lah so we don't know but we try, err can lah we start now okay let's see uh what shall we do okay I see something on TV now eh can you tell me what is this


okay actually I tell you something ah I never even watch this before


okay lah but that's that's because this one is a army movie so I happen to go through army then I can understand but okay lah anyway don't don't talk about all these Liao okay I'm gonna see this eh who who is the director uh jack Neo is it


!walao! the jack Neo best lah !wah! is last time Kena the <mandarin>老:lao</mandarin> Tiko thing right, eh I think he not bad you know he go Tiko the what #foyce le xuan# the #neh neh# Pok big big one !wah! Jialat lah but I think he never he never he wanted Tao Jia but he didn't even Jia !walao! cannot eh cannot lah


I also think so maybe maybe he got a lot of money but I think he just ask them to audition uh okay audition then he probably give them some roles lah then then this kind of thing ah things ah


!wah! I think more than pay uh maybe I don't know lah but anyway I think this this thing is very famous ah I remember that time do you remember how many years


!walao! infamous that's a good one lah eh you see this !walao! use like Macam Macam use CG effects ah but the plane look like power ranger plane like that


eh this one talk cock one lah just for the cinema effect only this one bluff people one lah but for people who don't know army they they think eh who are very cool like that uh !walao!


!wah! I I I really Buay Tahan I see !wah! <mandarin>射一粒:she yi li</mandarin> rocket !wah! the people freaking like like !wah! like like that right, don't know ah like so scared eh like eh as if you can shoot the rocket above the what merlion all that !wah! merlion Kena bomb !wah! raffles steady #bom pi pi# stand there some more look at all these like nothing eh this one very <mandarin>好笑:hao xiao</mandarin> lah cannot lah


eh I never watch before I I didn't know got this kind of thing one lah I didn't know it's like so <mandarin>夸张:kua zhang</mandarin> one !wah! cannot cannot it's quite funny


eh this one lay some jokes is it but is it supposed to be serious one or is it supposed to be like like Macam some comedy like that


eh very strange leh is like Macam first episode start only then then like so many things already like Macam this is the ending like battle like that !wah! first town already Kena bomb already I thought it's about the BMT kind of nonsense no meh


eh !walao! this is really quite what's the word for it on what HDB also kena bomb


I don't know where it is just quite funny lah I don't think they should just start off like that I thought you should at least go to BMT first and all that start only Kena whack already Kena whack Jialat Jialat


eh you see ah all these actors and all these actress like a bit never see before one right all one must be what those Calefare one is it


eh you see all these like how to say ah the sequences ah the CG sequence or I don't know what lah choreography eh these jack Neo got play some game one is it


he's not bad !wah! he really got a lot of like how to say ah he he observed the normal day happenings lor then maybe people got those kind of things that they want to bring up to the government he will try to voice of the people's concerns this is a good thing about him lah


but the other thing which I always know him for it's just the <mandarin>老:lao</mandarin> Tiko ah but okay lah this this is good lah


eh don't talk cock you see all these people like what go go up the what do you call this vehicle ah this vehicle call what ah, gunner gunner, eh !wah! first day only !wah! put Macam camo all that eh wait a minute eh this place very familiar I know this place eh !walao! eh eh this this place is my camp sia eh ah


eh eh what's going on how come suddenly the camp they suddenly like !wah! even more bombing getting more and more Jialat like that eh Siao one eh


eh this grey colour is one of the urban urban warfare kind of thing is it eh !wah! he's he's the !walao! isn't isn't isn't the the kids from singapore or what why is the soldier [orh] I know Liao lah the the soldier is the is the bad guy it


eh Nabei these people ah eh trying to say what malaysia is it !wah! this one !wah! Suan Siao then is it must be ah eh this don't don't do this kind of thing eh later !walao! I got we have malaysia friends also right then !walao! like not very nice right


eh but one thing I I feel lah this this this is what I feel lah I think no matter what ah the guy come come only ah he wear the grey colour thing eh he know is urban lah that means what the custom custom make the suit the army uniform to come and fight lah that means they want more Macam damn already know


they they know how to prepare urban eh how they know singapore no forest right !walao! like that win already lah


eh Walan eh I think I !wah! <mandarin>被我被骗:bei wo bei pian</mandarin> already you know this this one lah I think is quite far in the series already I what I wanted to watch the first one the one where they start off from BMT this one looks like is one of the very late episodes already eh then like that ah


!wah! win already lor like that means I already missed on the front part I know the ending already !wah! the netflix smoke me ah


eh I I don't know what is this ah but is is very strange lah is like the show ah is the the show start only the people start whacking all that already if it's it's a first part ah they must be start off from camp first then the family will come but now is like more of everything is moving so fast don't know what is going on


eh but this place ah is really very familiar even all this place but I think they <mandarin>搞笑:gao xiao</mandarin> one ah they they a bit <mandarin>搞笑:gao xiao</mandarin> because sometimes ah they filmed in the HDB some parts hor they go to the you know last time army there's this place is like a special place for you to fight urban warfare was somewhere in I think #lim chu kang# there I cannot remember Liao


uh but I think they they some some of the segments they film there some of the segments they film here, then they looked like it's all happening at the same place


eh I ask you hor like we talk so much anyway we are just watching like something going on do you remember last time when you are in the army got anything like those very interesting things happening or not, do you remember some very interesting incidents I don't know or some very interesting people some funny funny people army army always got this kind of funny funny things and funny people one army lah


eh wait I ask you ah last time you in army that time what were you doing


so you're what do you call that thing ah <mandarin>那个叫什么:na ge jiao shen me</mandarin> err the position what what what what what is that vocation lah


ya your your Vocay like what what you are doing lah last time


[orh] that means you are doing the ammunition kind of thing lah


!wah! I think if you make ah is very powerful ah, they got this kind of thing this kind of thing got people make one or not like the people making the ammo like in your camp or they they sub out to other people


ya, ya I know actually the whole army I remember my whole army life of !walao! is really nothing but #sai kang# everyday go there only cure Sai lah do these do that standby this standby that actually I actually I think most people they they don't like army one


I think they really Buay Tahan but also this one uh you have to see your luck you have to see which which place you go to ah if you Kena the hell camp then you Si Liao uh if you Kena the normal one then I think easier


eh this guy I thought you know who he is ah this place very familiar eh this is the park lane there ah


eh this, eh this kind of thing ah this smoking thing last time last time eh I remember everywhere also can smoke one what then when when did this thing suddenly like become like this do you remember when they suddenly decided to like change the law or


you know become like that


I remember last time actually not even last time ah okay lah last time everywhere also you can smoke I remember people sit in the hawker centre they sit your table they also can just boneless just smoke like nothing ah, they can just smoke nobody will catch one lah but I don't know who started this kind of thing maybe those people very very Niao one lah they don't like then they think !wah! Macam very dirty like that or very smelly lah I don't know ah


is it is it because of this kind of thing that they they started to policy because of health reasons is because what cleanliness I don't know lah


I think so also anyway eh back to back to these show now it looks like the show will be different already just now just now seems to be a lot of simulation all the computer fighting I think that one is just fake one is it now they are back to the normal life they are trying to show you how they go to the BMT is it I think so ah I'm not sure


eh this irene Ang now speaking of irene Ang I used to work with her a lot


actually the irene Ang quite strict one ah you see her like !walao! <mandarin>弟弟小小:di di xiao xiao</mandarin> like on screen but when you work with her !wah! she's very like very serious ah you you you you better don't anyhow like do stuff and all because if you do wrongly before I tell you she give it to you one good one


she's quite strict ah but I guess also good lah because if not then everybody just anyhow do


but you see people like uh who's that ah <mandarin>周星驰:zhou xing chi</mandarin> <mandarin>周星驰:zhou xing chi</mandarin> call what stephen smith, stephen Chow ah stephen Wong stephen Lim ah, !wah! that one different ah stephen smith <mandarin>周星驰:zhou xing chi</mandarin> you see him like, like some cuckoo like that ah on the show but in real life I think he quite Chiam one lah he very serious you know he's like some he like Macam the #ah pek# like that ah


he is very serious ah and he he's just a quiet guy ah he is not the, the madman guy that you see on screen so it's


no I don't think so I think actually they quite stress one they a bit <mandarin>搞笑:gao xiao</mandarin> on screen one ah Bo Pian one because you have to act mah, like people like err who else ah ah <mandarin>莫小玲:mo xiao ling</mandarin> <mandarin>莫小玲:mo xiao ling</mandarin> <mandarin>莫小玲:mo xiao ling</mandarin> also work with err this irene Ang I always see her you see <mandarin>莫小玲:mo xiao ling</mandarin> ah you think like she <mandarin>叮咚叮咚:ding dong ding dong</mandarin> like that but eh no man I tell you <mandarin>莫小玲:mo xiao ling</mandarin> quite how to say ah


she you say hello she might not really like that friendly to you one lor, but I I guess maybe they don't like the attention lah maybe all these celebrity all, don't know leh maybe they stress or what lor


!wah! this one ah I think maybe maybe apply for the more people lah the famous people but if you talk about the not really so famous maybe they they don't bother uh because if you very famous okay lah you Bo Pian !walao! maybe you


#li nanxing# or what you walk out or people want to talk to you, then you say eh no no cannot cannot then people don't like already or I don't know lah maybe they are the new people ah those stuffs such people then they need some votes uh they have to uh but all these I don't know what are the jack Neo'S team I think they screw it lah they just don't care they Bo Chup ah


who ah ah #li nanxing# ah


!walao! he famous ma he Bo Pian what because !walao! eh he's the <mandarin>大哥:da ge</mandarin> you see like #li ming shun# all this so far I don't think got people talk about like #li ming shun# very !wah! so very Dao ah or #fann wong# I don't know #fann wong# maybe diva lah but all these people don't know leh


they are like the <mandarin>大哥:da ge</mandarin> like that so I guess they have to a certain extent behave like like that lor


eh it's damn Kong you know it's like someone is going to the girl already then the aunty bring the banana in like very suggestive like that obviously the banana is trying to say that is his don't know what ah his Kuku his Kuku bird or what ah


eh !walao! these guys damn skinny sia


eh wait is this even the first show or not these don't even look like the first show ah look like it's starting then actually until now I don't know what is going on, I think I think should have three the third one


three lah then the third one is the, frog men lah is it they call it frog men lah must be the naval diving unit lah but what frog men eh naval then naval lah Simi frog men


then there is one more also I don't know whether it is the frog men but I remember there's one that people always comment like very shitty one very like cheat your money


ah half the show uh they keep showing you like very, very hidden like how to say ah like very subtle subtle advertising like that they keep asking the sponsors to get their products on the show then half the show they're just show you all these products do remember do you remember something like this


ah I don't think this is the latest because if this


is the latest one there should be a lot of advertisement nonsense coming out already, eh this aunty very familiar this aunty is always have one right she act a lot of this kind of these kind of mediacorp kind of show movie a bit <mandarin>搞笑:gao xiao</mandarin> one


eh this place ah what is this place called the place before you go to army then they checked your


health they check this and that, what is it called


last time I go is depot road there what what is it called ah CCNB or what ah


I don't know but I think a lot of the those army places all different already even last time my old camp gone already but just now I saw some of the familiar routes that they use in the outfield, last time when we go outfield


is all the #lim chu kang# #yio chu kang# eh not #yio chu kang# #lim chu kang# places those are forest lah you know the cemetery there, just now I remember I saw that scene, that scene is typical of the kind of road that we go when we went for outfield training


ya I tell you why really hate my camp sia !wah! it's damn shit lah because if I know ah last time ah the what is this place ah CMB or or whatever lah I see the people all


I mean like okay lah if if I know I would I would have prepared some some #chao keng# thing ah I would go and eh what what what are the things that people always #chao keng# ah I would go ah I would go and prepared that then I would, try to get a downgrade or what lah, my camp is a hell camp mah then I just don't like it


eh this part ah is the part they are going to the going to Tekong is it, all the people the I remember the first day those people they take a lot of things then the parents follow them it is one <mandarin>搞笑:gao xiao</mandarin> one lah <mandarin>做戏:zuo xi</mandarin> one lah you go there I remember you go there then the food !wah! show you very nice all that the sergeant or those


all those specs all that like very nice after that !wah! if they go home already ah start Liao Siao Liao


the the the boat is called fast craft I remember lah the fast craft you must go to Tekong there eh sorry sorry Paiseh not not Tekong ah you must start from Changi it whats that place called the Changi jetty ah Changi jetty Simi Gui Changi but I remember last time


the very old one is you have to go to Changi village first then you go like to the bumboat area then you take some boat to go over but later on it became the the nicer one ah the one you call what fast craft it was somewhere else with like heavier security


in the beginning I remember you have to take the bumboat, eh no no no no no, no no no no no I say wrongly bung boat is bumboat is only when you book out Liao then maybe you have to go back by yourself then you take the bumboat but uh when you go there is still take the fast craft !aiya! I cannot remember already I don't even want to remember ah is is a very shit memory I don't want to remember


eh I tell you something you know this scene ah in the bunk this is the new this is obviously the new camp !wah! this one confirm <mandarin>好笑:hao xiao</mandarin> one this one confirm just to bluff the people eh, is so new ah look at the ceiling is so white look at a floor look at the beds all like new sheets lah new pillow eh I remember last time we go are still be yellow yellow like that one is not so clean one


this one is just to show the public only what the SAF is very lah is like very well what's the word for it lah very, very nice ah very nice ah you see like eh okay lah next time go there no problem lah very clean like that but when you go there !walao! eh Tio <mandarin>骗:pian</mandarin> ah


ya the first time actually before this this is called the school to or something last time was our camp what camp one lah I remember what it was very old lah that place that place is some haunted place


they they say the that's the famous charlie company story uh if you remember they say the charlie company are they said that someone died there then there's a small door the guy cannot go out then the people try to ask asked the priest to come, a lot of this kind of nonsense lah so I I thought that place was quite scary because that place look more like a like some kampung like that ah I'm I'm sure those old people will find it quite quite eerie


the lights were not very bright then new building is very bright like HDB like that, and the new building is very clean the old one is ready still Macam in the middle like jungle in like Macam in the middle of jungle uh it can be quite creepy ah


the place I remember but now I think no more already


[orh] that one is because apparently that guy is he he's dead lah so he's he's trapped so they don't know they supposed to have drawn a small door they drew a small door, uh some kind of magic we draw the those those kind of some some religious thing or what lah then they draw the small or make a small door so that he can go out his spirit can go out from the small doors something like that but one thing is really quite strange I remember this very clearly


during my time not not that that charlie company ah last time I was echo company, there were two doors but one door is always locked and then until the end even until when we are ORD it's not what is it what it what's your pass out POP


that door is always locked apparently that that side of the door there's something strange going on or what that's why they don't want to open and then some people always see a funny, dog at night at err at outside at the doors something like that lah something like that


nor the dog is real but apparently some people saw some very weird shit things ah because like when you sleep okay you you visualise the the bed like it's the double decker bed didn't next to your bed right is like the window so the moment you turn your head you look out the window you will see outside lah


is literally outside you see the trees then there's this err there's this bunk


I don't know I never see before I also don't want to see this kind of thing I think better to better to Siam mah I I don't want to see anything later I see I why I steam ah


eh !walao! this kind of thing Bo #ko leng# I tell you they is impossible they will give you cannot be one they they give in give it to you are I think in army unless ah, okay lah let's say your first day unless you really Kena something Jialat ah you already #kee siao# ah then they send you to iron age they test you and really test positive or you got ah some trauma what I tell you is impossible cannot cannot be one lah


!wah! I cannot remember all this already but I from okay lah from from what I see that is going on now in the in the on the on screen


it does look something like that I remember you have to take the #ali baba# bag ah but ah okay they have hair now I remember a few days after this you have to you have to cut your hair ah that that's about all I remember but one thing that really


I feel that I can really remember one [orh] is the food I remember the first day to give err those kind of like western food !wah! really very nice one but after that I remember not really that nice already or maybe I used to it I Sian already


eh I ask you ah you see all these people ah okay lah this one is just there BMT time nothing much interesting ah but do you remember anything really very interesting one during your army time


so your camp is what so your camp is cannot remember is around #bukit timah# area and you have to is quite deep inside one right you have to walk in then at night a bit like eerie is it something like that


okay so you go there and then you would just now you were trying to say something I was asking you something interesting happen that means if it happened what when you were doing night night duty there is some is it some guard duty thing


that means your camp this camp that I remember is on top of a hill one is it the one that you always say is ah how to say at night very what's what's the word ah like very very eerie like that one ah is it that place


so this kind of place during rainy day it must be very dangerous lah the the car coming in they what is easy quite steep the slope then people riding the bike all that be dangerous for them is it


he buang his bike then he fly over the fence and then he landed inside the the graveyard !wah! that one ah really it was a very big hoo-ha thing in the camp and after that err I remember it was it was very big news ah


but anyway what what happened what's the interesting thing that you were saying, !walao! I I don't know I don't dare to say this kind of thing ah I think only very scary you already but I remember one thing also speaking of this I remember one night we were booking we we book out for it what's that thing called ah the thing is called a nights off is it or nights out


I remember one night err this nights off thing so I got one one friend my, is my bunk mate ah !walao! he got this aprilia bike is it aprilia bike ah, he fetch me back !walao! eh the people last time I think they Siao one lah he was riding damn fast because my camp there's a runway there's a very long stretch of road


there is always very empty before you go back !wah! he was speeding like mad then suddenly I remember that guy who fly inside the graveyard !wah! I tell you I damn scared I really #chua sai# at that time, I really really #chua sai# because I I told myself eh please ah if these this time round ah I this this particular night I survive I'm not going to ride motorbike anymore I swear I not going to ride motorbike


but it but then also like that ah now also right like riding also like that


this one ah I I'm not so sure because I don't ride bike so I'm not sure but anyway now that I see the movie that it it seems to be moving very slowly what is a show so slow what's happening now why are the what what do people doing they are they are what they they already start the BMT thing is it


is it ah is your company ah !hey! remember my company's echo eh that means !wah! they to film this film they want to film this movie they have to seek the permission they need go in and film is it, must be must be one what


eh I remembered something now that I see this scene right the the scene is showing some beach ah is like a beach like that I remember last time we went to the sea there were a lot of uh starfish


there's a lot of starfish at the beach then ah what I do is I I go and take the starfish ah because I remember some last time uh my dad always tell me you take the starfish throw and like ninja like that then I take the starfish I throw !walao! the starfish, the hand break you know !wah! Siao I was damn I was damn stunned lah eh how come the thing break one like very sick ah so I whenever I think back to Tekong times I always remember the beach got starfish and then throw the starfish and the hand break !wah! very bad lah this


the starfish ah uh the texture is a bit hard one the the top is very rough but if you touch the bottom it's the bit sticky because the bottom is the what do you call ah the the #chu chu# ah like the tentacle like that, getting a bit slimy one because the that part is for them to move is like the leg this sucker they they <mandarin>黏:nian</mandarin> how to say <mandarin>黏住黏:nian zhu nian</mandarin> near the wall ah


and then they move about so that part is a bit sticky but if you really touch the starfish is quite hard it's a bit rough also


no no it won't it won't stick to hand one because the starfish ah you see ah it's actually still quite small when it's walking you can just go down and then you you lift it lah you you just plop the thing up you just take it up, and then very light lor it's just a very weak creature imagine you you go to a snail and then you take the snail up the snail just #lan lan# lah the snail will just let you take lor because snail one what so you take the starfish and then you flip it over you can you can touch the bottom lor


ya ya I remember uh the snail the snail is something like that


you you see the snail ah !wah! the snail like very slow but if you actually watch closely the snail is actually quite fast you know you'll see the way it moves ah it's not really they're slow but when you really want to go and pick it up if you try to pull a bit !wah! that guys that guy will really stick to the floor even harder then you scared if you pull ah like


!wah! you pull very hard the shell come out ah !wah! is is very gross you know


ya tortoise is confirm faster because tortoise uh eh hello the tortoise take one step only already like win the snail don't know how many million time already once step is bigger than snail but what I mean is if you if you watch lah because we always think the snail is slow one lah


is really like !wah! very slow like slowly slowly move that's why people say you don't uh be a snail ah so slow but if you really stand there and watch you will see that eh this guy ah is moving quite fast you know he's not really that slow like what people say


eh speaking of snail lah I think snail is quite a dangerous creature no because ah you see the snail on rainy day I ask you lah eh I ask you on rainy day ah why I ask you whether you know why is this snail dangerous rainy day


ya ya is is more dangerous for the human than is for the snail the human the human must be careful because it's very dangerous especially on the rainy day


eh do you know ah rainy day are actually a lot of things start coming out ah sometimes if you walk along the drain you will hear some funny funny sound inside the drain I think it's a frog lah but I I'm not sure uh it sounds like a frog like trumpet the the sound is Macam like some trumpet blowing is it is it from the sound


eh okay got two types because ah ah one time ah the sound is like like that one so if you hear the one ah I think is like that one is the don't know don't know what you call lah american bullfrog or what I I think it's called the the bullfrog ah Sibo bullfrog


no lah that's not what I mean but what I mean is is a is a like bullfrog kind of frog lah is the the family one lah is is from their family


ah if I'm not wrong I got see before these kind of bodies is like brown colour the the body's is brown is it has a bit of stripe, they a bit Bui Bui one ah like a bit fat fat a bit round round but the sound is very loud especially if it's inside the drain ah the sound echo through the drain !wah! is is is quite loud and then imagine what a lot of them hor


!walao! the sound is like the orchestra symphony of the night ah


actually I I don't know but anyway back to just now you were saying another sound, there is uh the beep beep kind of sound that one is from I think frog and the bullfrog okay lah maybe the bullfrog is not the bullfrog maybe the bullfrog is toad is a toad then the other one is frog


uh maybe this the difference the frog is like beep beep the bull I actually I also don't know


ah ya ya I think the big the damn big how to say ah like very rough like that one lah that one is a toad but the the sound like that one ah is still the bullfrog ya I think I think you are right


eh he put the girlfriend all this got Tio or not is that's why he Kena is it just now


!wah! suddenly ah I tell you I see these ah I remember another famous stories sia I remember there is uh this story some boy ah don't know somebody open the locker the the cupboard ah he opened on the inside he see err, I think a small boy squatting inside or something with a #char siew bao# eh !walao! I don't know why is it always small boy ah I think maybe somebody's trying to scare them with the same thing or something like that


I remember the you cannot bring pork right last time cannot bring pork into the into the camp I remember somebody brings #char siew bao# the #char siew bao# exploded ah !walao!


eh ya do you remember or not last time when we go to Tekong cannot bring pork one is it something like that


eh this one I remember leh you cannot bring pork one leh I remember that they ask you eh don't bring pork I think maybe because the don't know leh the island is is it why ah last time a lot of muslim than they pass away or something like that is it if not why cannot bring pork I don't know


I remember I remember very clearly that you cannot bring pork inside one but uh I I think somebody brought is it ah some ham sandwich or those kind of thing I don't know what is lah but I think you better don't try this kind of thing uh if you are new you just listen


eh this guy this guy


eh you see this kind on the screen now you see who is he this guy eh he act until so fierce like that you know who is he


eh this guy justin Misson nah now !walao! everyday on stage talking dirty jokes all that eh I better don't say all these later he hear all these ah later he let his daddy hor start talking about all these nonsense on me on the phone


eh now ah I heard he lately ah because of the COVID thing he went to start something ah he started some, some page ah he he try to introduce the food for people lah because emcee mah so he used his talent lah he start talking about that but I think now all the emcee ah they they go and start speakers course lah come and take my lesson lah come and join me you know this kind of classes ah Bo Pian lah what to do


ya I think is true also for him okay maybe I will learn because he's not bad he he can tell a lot of jokes he can host a lot of different style, but they now like what you say you need to have the base in in jokes uh you need to be very good you need to think very fast eh all this is not something you can learn so fast this is from life experience one what


it's not something you eh okay attend your class uh you teach me all this must from young you learn you know err maybe last time you #ah beng# ah then you you talk like, like you always talk this kind of thing lah like like Macam this kind of singlish thing talk the stupid jokes all that so when you go on stage very easy and everything also can any how bomb one ah


ya he look a bit #ah sing# one he look like a bit gangster like that but I think he okay one lah he quite nice in real life but the ah I'm very sure if you get into some conflict with him or what you confirm Siao Liao because he talk ah really very good you you confirm cannot win one lah


I I bet you cannot win him one he sure give you Jialat Jialat one then you outside your confirm #lao gui#


ya ya I think I think he's just being himself actually I think is him that's why the jack Neo go and call him


ya ya I think he's good but maybe later he also go and Pok the #le xuan# !wah! best lah, okay wait what's the time now now is one hour one minute okay never mind lah we give a bit more lah we talk four more minute give you give you first time offer come lah just ask lah we okay one


eh brother you ask lah we be okay one you see ah we everyday talk like this just that we don't know uh like what do you need you want us to talk a bit slower you wanted us to talk a bit ah faster actually we talk very fast one lah just that we scared your machine later cannot hear you see now ah we all bomb we all all the singlish all come out already like really more


how to say ah more more ourselves ah now five minute I show you how I really talk, !wah! luckily you say no if not you all really go and play game or what lucky we read your thing ah if not !wah! the people play game !wah! Siao Liao man later they play street fighter !wah! !wah! this kind of thing cannot record !walao! eh away but then is is the easier


ya ya I also think that eh actually it's not easy lah because I I also understand lah !walao! if I'm having dinner or what lah the second I keep talking mah then now Bo Pian I have to like on some TV you get the inspiration


but eh you try lah !walao! I tell you ah we all got subject one lah you want to err you want us to give running commentary !wah! also can you want us ask or watch the alarm ah then describe ma then give some jokes also no problem one nah, ya you know what is alarm or not


okay continue I give two more minutes, ah okay lah actually I also don't really know what to say Liao but okay lah this this thing not say very difficult once you use to it I think I can just keep going eh what do you think


ya but if somebody suddenly come like the postman come ah then the postman call your name this kind eh how ah then suddenly you are at the fifty minutes mark then you have to stop then !wah! very steam eh like that


ya but anyway brother we we try lah I also don't know whether system maybe you are a girl so but anyway thank you very much for listening to us uh if you can maybe you you consider us lah or you you give twenty lah steady bo twenty lah


yes okay lah brother say until here ah be we talk until here today we hope you enjoy the session if err err you like it please give us a like


we Zao Liao bye bye


should be okay come let's go, no


total how many season, !huh! eight seasons plus five seasons, [orh] so but they're all connected


like twilight like that lah, [orh], , I think it's something like lucifer


(ppc), I heard very good, [orh]


just a show lah, heard a lot of good reviews, so just now claris never join you all


ah, Sharfaa really look like Prettipls, eh but really eh I think


ya ya she got the same energy, ya ya ya, ya she is ya, eh she can actually she can go she can do youtube sia I feel


[orh] ya ya no if if she does it too much like like Prettipls like that it gets a bit irritating, overwhelming already so I I I feel that like #dee kosh# is like he like put a balance to like his Irritatingness of like


and it's like ya, ya ya ya, ya ya ya he he, err, Sharfaa Sharfaa should like know how to like like balance like I don't know when she


her energy ya ya ya, but she got a lot of views or not on these, thousand, check check now, [orh]


!wah!, , oh no no more topics left


don't know but how many views does she have, do you do you know I have a youtube err video do you know the how many views are there


ya, I mean that, no lah it's no it's just like my own like like my own user lah like like like I like the I like the I subscribe to any channel or what, account lah , I got post something got one video got six point nine K


ya, the title is hong kong protest two thousand nineteen, ya ya ya, ya then I went to post got six point nine K views


on my , ya have, ya got, quite funny ya so ya lah but she want she intending to like explore like youtube ah, Sharfaa


wait like I think that time she went to like do with her friend is it, like a, a an indian friend like the live is it


I think if she ask her do this singlish thing I think she can do it leh, why, or we just, !huh! she's too proper, (ppc), cannot ah


[orh], [orh] ya lah ya lah she, got the emcee voice, I think she can, she can she she can now she can explore into podcasting I feel


podcast, podcast, now now now everyone going, podcast now, [orh], I mean like it's just, podcast lor just like people just listen and like


getting more and more popular, ya lah ya lah so, everytime you talk about, different topics lor (ppc) like that time I hear #dee kosh# one I hear I hear like some malay channel also quite interesting


what what other video, thirsty sisters, no you just listen to the spotify you go spotify find, ya lah doesn't matter lah I mean like, I mean doesn't matter you just like listen while you work then it's like a radio like that get what I mean it's like just like when I do work I just listen you know like


[orh], maybe must listen


so if I listen like music also cannot right, music also cannot, you cannot listen to music while you work, [orh] then you listen like piano music lor like like


!wah! not too bad eh quite decent pretty decent (ppc) but she just promote other people makeup ah


then she buy her own makeup, so expensive, she got do blog or like


write write write about the, the beauty products or not, ah, never do the write, write-up that kind ah


[orh], no after when you say I how to promote also, but she's a, , ya she's not selling anything lah ya like true (ppc) oh ya ya okay let's talk about the telegram group


either minutes so long, ya, I mean cannot lah I don't know let's just say singlish (ppc)


okay I send you the link, so you just see you can update from there also, [orh] that's me, is the, your mama shop one, I can use my own account lah


but I just ya, ya can you help can help to see the aim thing I feel that there should be more though there should be a few aims to it like what does this platform want to achieve to like so now it's like it's to provide a platform for small local businesses to promote their products and services


okay so I will talk to myself for like three minutes


I'm just thinking like this this telegram group is like I don't know will it be like too like white or not, cause the point where I join, at the part I join the telegram group the part I see is food deals they met expecting food deals only you get what I mean


ya ya, can we just focus on like maybe food or like ya I don't know or like fashion but the fashion a bit like fashion is not a necessity so I don't want


and fashion is more for aesthetics so like stuff is like


ya, but all that need to pay one right


say got one that you allow them for one time free, [orh]


, (ppc) so the one the one that they own self post things one that one is the smaller the smaller group lah


I I scared if I focus on food like there are so many one food one out there already I feel that like


or or we or we should stick to the mama shop like like like a wide range, , okay so like the platform you see the okay okay you go to your


okay okay so you go to the err what the google page first, google docs then Prettipls comedy musician singapore top everyday


[orh] no no you okay go to the business plan okay you just go for the stock then just start from the aim, so the aim right I think there should be more than one aim to this thing


but I'll want, ya lah ya lah ya lah, okay lah this is what like this is what, cause I want I want to gain, support so I want people to like to like know that it's like a lot of shops are like closing down so we are here to help them help these businesses so you come and come on board to like join to help all these businesses kind of thing


ya then, ya and also we want the people that subscribe to it to like, to support them also because like people are like in need


ya, no because like actually a lot of my friend they did a lot of initiative to like help like like businesses but they only give


like like they only give like one time care pack that kind of thing, but I feel like this kind of thing is like not very that like, helpful ya like not very long term you, give a platform to like promote them so that you their long-term they can firstly they can improve on their business and like help to promote them lah it's not only to like just give them one time like care pack that kind of thing


ya so like, ya like example like, masks ah like hand sanitiser like like care pack lah, so they get so they get


people to donate ten dollar that kind so they manage to they manage to raise around three point five K, no no no they give like food stalls like hawker food, ya they give hawker


food stalls so they manage to give few hundred I think two hundred plus hawker food stalls, ya but then that one is only a one time thing I feel that it's like, no but it's like it doesn't it doesn't, last it doesn't like


ya it doesn't really help, the these hawkers in like the long run, ya what you want, what they want is the business, but anyway okay let's just work at so it's like so all these small businesses they do not have a lot of reserves lah as compared to like huge corporations lah


we are just here to help ya lah ya lah, that's what what we know lah, err can synthesise ah not synthesise like what is it is it a word, simplify, simplify


synthesise synthesise, [orh] okay, singaporeans don't know synthesise okay okay synthesise what's the meaning


okay okay so


[orh] okay okay, okay so like, so like can you help to like to like shorten this like thing, okay I I, show you one of the, ya I have a reference for you to see so I will send you but can you talk to yourself first I need to find


don't want don't want don't want


white lah obviously, like where how big, then what what is your the picture, !huh! so must go and print


ya lah ya lah ya lah so, [orh], how much is it, four forty, [orh] okay what then must buy the frame


ikea got sell online, oh ya lah true lah, true lah


ya lah true ah true, what's a woven, why,


, can you even laugh, you know I have a I have a like a you know the pot thing


like example you can put a plant so like that thing like you hang from the wall, ya ya have, I bought from Bali, ya, ya, no no no it's not it's not very big it's like I don't know later I can take out


okay how much is that thing, okay mine is like twenty plus


ya shopee is good, okay okay off topic can you go and see err the two instagram


okay let's go through together, I telegram you okay let's go through the first one eh not the first one the second one the second one go to the second one, okay I'm at second page now, no no not this one the other one okay this one so example you scroll down to the this my friend's one so you scroll down all the way to the bottom see how they started the thing so for example they have maybe the first brand the first thing is like is like their logo example


okay like no this one is like a business one so it's like it makes sense lah so after that they will say their purpose like why they, then you can can go the next


ya so it's like, not too bad then like they talk about their feature what do one see that kind of thing, ya cause this one is a business if you read their purpose, it's a business thing lah


ya the business thing, ya a group of friends so now they got like two K plus subscribers, ya, no on their telegram group, ya legit, you join ah you see the, see their bio


ya nuggets of wisdom, group of friends, ya, ya, ya


recent only less than a month less than a few weeks only, cause I think for them it's like they don't mind doing because they also want to read the news, ya lah they have to


ya so like every day they will, have like a top ten news that kind of thing in the morning


I have I have free straits times, ya okay anyway like see see that aesthetics okay okay then after that, ya ya but I want ya lah ya lah I mean that the content


the content in that poster, in like the purpose, ya the purpose next one, purpose then the next post they got talk about that topics so like what what people expect to see from this for daily analysis of the biggest global news trend ideas this kind of thing


ya lah ya lah, ya ya lah I just need one lah ya I just need one ya but it's just like just get some like ideas


ya, okay so okay you go the next one, that one more relevant to the topic we're talking about the what what labels ah, no I'm going to kill you I will kill you if you vacuum it with all the noise


our pay can our pay can buy a vacuum cleaner,


okay so you see the aesthetics not aesthetics like the what they, ya I don't really like it, it's because like it's not like that clear example like how I know when you are like that image is like it will show like, and it's like not very


clear also the local label, ya okay anyways like something like that, our our, so it's something like their channel but it's theirs they focused on, err fashion, I mean they got quite a they just started only


ya they got like two hundred plus followers, really ah, I mean like we can help we can help to promote all these one link them to telegram group also can


ya ya ya of course, we will do that, so like the


sorry, [orh] the guy, the guy let me see ah [orh] because I say can you please talk something


[orh] because I say that I need to pre-order more so he say need urgently I just say oh okay sure if you want I need to pre-order more cause he need fifty then I say I need to pre-order more if you want then he say [orh] okay not at the moment ya, okay lor not serious


okay anyway like I want to create this telegram group right in the future whatever whatever business I start ah I also can promote free promotions for myself also, free marketing, ya I'm the marketing firm for it


ya also whatsoever so I think ya ya it's a good long term thing


okay so did you did you see the their instagram, their instagram or not, the local labels one, ya open it no their instagram, but you see their every post and their, it's like they got give three reasons to click join button on our trend


like you see you just read lah like you see, every post ah ya you just read see every post, so like the first one is like okay introduction, through their posts, then the blah blah blah, then the second one also intro I also don't know why


ya, okay so like, okay lah who can be featured in the third post who can be featured what is included in the post this kind of thing how to get your business featured this kind of thing and by the way their business featured is free and I I DM them


ya, ya lah ya lah of course lah, ya lah ya lah, ya there's only a handful


a lot, it's like ya, no it's still on, okay let me on the thing higher, oh !oops!


, okay, cannot laughter


okay okay let's go back to the google docs, ya google docs, okay google docs where's the google docs I must find my google docs shit, businessmen okay so the aim the target audience right I don't think it's really singaporean


I thought young it's more like the young, like eighteen to twenty five maybe, singaporean, no no but majority of the age


but but the, but the but the main audience would be is like is like singaporeans what, ya generally quite young that's why


ya true, so, ya, so I just say singaporeans aged I don't put a age ah I just put singaporeans


young singaporeans, so it's like teens, just for us to like know


ya, so the target merchant will be small retail business got food business home-based businesses can you think of any other thing services okay but the business also include the services and retail


target merchants, like err no so the small retail can it will branch out to like fashion will branch out to like services


it will branch, service is, later the person listen to you service is not wait wait wait


okay okay never mind never mind you just put just put as service as separate one I don't think cause like service shop can have a retail shop also like for example interior designer service you have a retail shop also what


okay don't be so specific like you just put, small local businesses, that's it ya that's it, ya like small, local businesses


small and small to medium, local businesses okay so like I I just put there comment if you recommend the shop that kind of thing


I like just like put some random thoughts to it, ya so okay, so like it's something like this I show you can you please join my group now, no you never freaking join


subscribers one is a bot and one is me, the person listening to this thing ah can you please join mama shop free promotion, oh ya ya sorry sorry sorry, please join your mama shop thank you your mama shop


at telegram, okay you see you join first it's your mama shop


okay so like the community is something like the, the last post so that you will put a heart shape, you so you ya ya I can do that so I also can put like, I I learn from like the online like I create a bot and then the bot must like do some action that kind of thing


you want me teach you now, okay okay wait wait wait, okay, okay so you


okay so I like I go link this your mama shop bot I created a your mama shop bot, then, ya it's two separate things so whenever time I, post thing will be from this bot won't be, directly from there


okay so like example now I I already created a, bot, I have the channel first I already created the channel, then I create the bot, okay so from the bot I will post things from the bot so like example


I will set err eh why am I here ah I want to cancel cancel this cancel this okay I will start with a say like that so I want to create a post which channel cause I already link I already link my mama shop to this bot already so I just click my own shop then I will click wherever message for example I want to send


I send my logo lah okay, but add some tag welcome welcome world okay then I send okay then I can add some comments comments will be something like this I think I I find it a bit stupid example like example you open a comment can you see can you try you open a comment


so it will like link you up to another bot so I I don't think comment is that good, ya, okay so that one the that one is reactions, add reactions so the reactions, I don't know can you join this bot or not


ya ya ya no, but I must create the father I must go to the father board first create, ya I must create err my


this is not the father board so I'll create the okay, okay the whole process is like that, no no it's called father board, it's literally called, father board okay so the whole process is that I, okay it's like I create my own channel first then after that I create a father board


from this father board I'll get this URL to create my own bot, ya so from this bot from my own bot I can I can use different third party like bot to link it to my own bot


bot bot, ya different different third party like function, to link it to this bot, so have to father board I must, so it's called father board


ya it's literally called father board it's by instagram one err I think it's not this one you must go to the father board, will be, err go father board so it's something like this, okay so at the start will be like that


then I say I want to create a new bot new bot okay, alright a new bot then I said please choose a name for your bot I say your mama shop bot good


ya doesn't matter, but I just make it, clearer lah ya so I just like create, this one is the bot so I create congratulations on your new bot so I created already yup, ya this is to create this bot your channel bot


ya but I but all that broadcast you cannot, ya ya I create already no so I create a new channel already cannot it's separate one so after you create the bot you must link this bot to your channel


ya I can schedule post, I also can like err create all this reaction thing, I can create something like, like you know the SG labels like example they can put like their website here so I create I click on this right then I can go straight to their website


instagram website ya telegram instagram so example like my, my friend's one the nugget of wisdom it's like they put, what do you mean google maps


also can lor we just put the link lor, ya it's possible it's just a link only, ya I can just type the title then just put the link only but I don't want it to be so messy lah


like I don't want it to be like so many like example like this one got so many, it gets very messy, but this one is to click to example this one is to click to whichever article so it's like I don't want it to be so messy, okay, okay so going back going back to the thing example going back to the bot lah so like I say send me emojis or a text with a slash as a separator to add reaction so example I can I I somewhat I cannot add emojis from from here I don't know never mind I add emojis from my phone


why cannot add emoji here ah, how cannot somehow I only add from my phone, that is my okay okay wait let me add emoji first my friend


friend lah okay so example I add this one heart shape then after that I slash eh I slash I also want I put another I put a X, then it will appear like that


ya ya you can try lah I'm not so sure also, example like !aiyo! eh but this one delete example I delete reaction okay then I say I want to add reaction again example if I add a dozen more lah I don't know I don't know so I just try lah so okay add this one then I slash I slash slash then I add another one how many you want to add


example add five, oh wait confused by my can you please stop,


no lah but she may be working what, okay, !huh!


[orh] okay so like you add reaction is you add like that quite cool right then after add comment I think don't care then you can add URL button add URL button, ya can you just try I also not so sure


so when you comment, err but, but I don't want it to be so messy like you know like there's so many things on the thing


that's why I just want to have the like button only, I think but


don't know leh should I have a dislike button, oh ya ya ya that's why so at the first one will be like what won't start


, , but so like so the emoji will be a heart shape


ya that's what I think also, like so example like, next time right when this thing go big right I'll example I can offer like I will post for free but if your posts get no no you will I will charge a certain amount but if your post reach a certain number of likes example


then it's free example lah, ya example like, one thousand likes, it's clean, no but I change the tip, my jogging is another tip, oh ya that's true also


okay ya ya, anyway like ya so it's like the reaction thing, oh no


okay okay okay, ya, no it's clean it's clean, it's clean, okay so I can create a URL button so example send me a URL button for your message then what I can link it to the


whatever lah, ya so, that part I cancel then click cancel choose cancel to create example


cancel, okay so like, err, !huh! I got a like [orh] that cause I accidentally send like a message kind of like a random message but I can delete one lah, no no I won't delete I will just delete the message actually never mind lah don't care


cause I already link it already eh here, I mean I can create again lah, but the bot will be different everything will be different, ya anyway like, this one we'll just change it another time just the logo change only lor, ya, but the message all I can delete one lah


they won't know, people won't know one, okay so, err I need you to create okay you see for our now our logo right it's quite clear


no lah from, from I want if I change it to mama just a mama like that I think will be quite nice, ya I don't want it to be like so blur example like this, like so blur like freaking blur remember like this line also I can't even see the word you know like what is this just a thumbs up


you get what I mean, but I want it to be like iconic like people like like see mama it's like it's like, ya so I think we'll create the mama thing


and I, and I need you to create the ones that are sent out to the merchants, the email, the poster that the poster lah


okay I will I will, will find them through some through instagram, or find them through some through, ya ah err carousell


ya just reach out to everyone there just mass send lah like you want to join you join it's free one what it's up to you what right, ya


it is very singlish, , I mean that's I asked my friend like err I asked my friend like eh this job like not bad leh then they say that [orh] they scared they don't speak singlish enough but I think like everyone speaks singlish like


it's not about the lah, the the broken english like it's like, I don't know, ya ya ya, actually that one is not really singlish, that's like broken english


okay fine, , okay okay okay we'll just go back to the what are we talking about ah oh ya how you want to how should I get the get the thing ah


get information from like all these shops so the merchants I should find them from, grab, ya lah but I cannot reach out to them very hard


ya lah ya lah so like, ya carousell foodpanda the other like I want instagram some of them like, ya this is going to be a lot we're going to have like spam of like emails already


I can predict already so I'm going to how do you even create a google form, okay you go can you know the password for this can you just log in yourself this password for this like, your mama shop the google


no the your mama shop the google, actual account ya the gmail account, can I please, log log in to the gmail account then after that you know how can you teach me how to create a


google form, err your mama, your mama


eh hello hello hello, no dot mama shop dot com, then the password is, okay


keep quiet don't say the password we're recording, please enquire us at hello , at gmail dot com if you want to have any free promotion on telegram


yes you can give


[orh] so will come out already uh, google forms so it's not it's not linked to my account, I think there is eh


ya ya ya maybe is, create a forms, okay that one like last minute, ya ya ya


ya ya ya, [orh] so like okay so like you go and create the the logo go and create the logo and the poster


telegram, no need to send pictures, so err but I I'm thinking of sending them err like the email include the example of how it will look like also


ya so, ya ya ya no no so it's just create a poster something like like it would have like


ya lah so like no lah so like your poster, you create a poster first then I see, ya like no what is there should I include in that poster or should I include in the message or should I like, ya so create the poster already then


ya and like we got, certain information you would like to give us we will


like something like that like you see the google google google, google doc you go down you go there see template for post, really I think I sprained my neck my knee,


okay you need to go to google docs you see the bottom template for posts, like the telegram post lah, ya, so these are the information we need lah like like, like a hero image for example


name of, name of the shop, like everytime you also speak in singlish don't tell me you speak in normal english also


never mind lah what you mean provide dimensions, picture like what is it, oh must standard ya ya ya


ya ya ya, okay name of shop then categories what other categories are there ah I only can think of F&B retail entertainment service, but that this category will be the hashtag


no so on telegram right you can click on the hashtag right then all the regarding the hashtag one will appear, cannot, ya, but no choice example like next time people like want to example like


like food then F&B then click F&B, okay maybe travel or can be like others lah maybe like, I don't think travel at the moment I don't think travel will come you know I don't think so lah they are very big already


so like okay so like the others then entertainment F&B retail that kind of thing then they'll provide us with the social media platforms so that we can link it then their selling platforms like which what they sell on also we need to know ya carousell shopee lazada personal websites physical stores


address ya so like the address ya the address, then I also want include like


social media but I, ya lah ya lah ya lah so can be a number also lah ya lah that lah so can be a phone number


can meh, and then the last part that I want to, I want to say what do you want to say to your customers so the last part will be like the quote you want to say to your customers okay you go to the end, G the local labels


last part they got a quote, ya lah ya lah ya lah no but I I don't know whether they want to give it can be a promotion or can be err just err promoting their store that sort of thing so depends on their hero image lor see what type of hero image they give us


if they give us, ya so it's just promoting the store, if they give us like a promotion right buy two get one free example then will be like promotion ya


so just give us the logo image lor then we put under the description lor, ya


ya whatsoever lah, ya but scared will be like too messy eh the whole page like food, cause I scared like, no cause I scared some people the photo very ugly know like some carousell I mean the home page they just take photo of the for example just take like that one their cookie just take like that get what I mean like some people like really the picture really damn ugly


sometimes our picture also quite not professional, ya lah ya lah so


ya ya, ya won't be that bad lah, ya won't be that bad lah, ya so after we create the image already right the whole post right we must send to them right to confirm we need to do that


we have to right, so we need their contact details also, your mama application merchant application


so it's like people that's quite cool eh when you create the form


category, text form text form


I I do before I remember I just like, okay then the category should we give them multiple choice this one, what F&B retail entertainment service then still got what then others then you can like if you got others then you just write down


category, then it's called what, ya you can, , but they know our whole business proposal


please subscribe to your mama shop at telegram , your mama shop your mama shop, ya ya ya sorry


okay okay so you create the is it but I see the I went I went cause I went to carousell and see they say categories eh, ya categories, ya lah ya lah ya lah


then it's called what not categories meh, shop categories, F&B retail, it's not called categories meh


types of shops categories of shops no no types okay okay fine but you give multiple choice they will know lah, ya, so the first one will be F&B shouldn't be food then after that the other one beverages


ya should we put F&B, together, [orh] food got like separate, food and [orh] beverages !aiya! just food and beverages lah, okay lah food and beverages, not really ah koi


it's a drink okay lah ya lah ya lah under F&B lah retail, retail then never mind we give them a free ten minutes, , for our laughter away, retail


I think, retail that means, retail


(hmm) retail like, can be offline online also, that's physical retail, can be offline can be online also


no but it's like very, okay lor fashion lor just put fashion lor so what other retail are there entertainment eh no service, ya ya examples like


I'm sure they will know leh entertainment, ya ya ya of course no just fashion really called fashion, others


this fashion this fashion, ya


, I know got one shop at chinatown a long one, I remember chinatown, oh ya far east plaza one


nobody support but only y'all go support, now fashion, past fashion okay but fashion a bit like is there another name for like apparel okay apparel doesn't include accessories


okay lah fashion lah ya lah, FM, ya ya I will do that homework


should we stop this thing this recording, okay lah fine we will give to you, you another seven more minutes, yes okay we'll go to the dating one let's see the dating one


it's entertainment what


they got entertainment enjoyment eat they got err service sports events


so like they recently they did a poll actually what type of date idea do you want to see after phase two ends they got the option over there F&B events slash


a festival carnivals relax, no ah but example your shop, but you're small F&B no small merchants only, you won't have events also what


I mean that once in a while maybe we can promote some events that like help all these like a carnival, like a flea market, ya that these merchants are on it ya, that's another


ya can you continue with the form, got others also right, okay then after that err, ya, others then the !aiyo! damn tired sia so today I run right I run like five hundred metres my knee pain ah then in the end I decided to walk


ya, then I decided to walk for like four kilometres, ya then I decided to walk for four kilometres, ya, my knee very pain ya really very pain


I don't know like, I don't know just very pain so I decided to just like, walk ya first time you know I walk


but today you ran five what


!huh!, so fast, then you still say you want to run today