ya, but I feel like if, if <mandarin>这个东西是:zhe ge dong xi shi</mandarin> like seventy percent mother tongue maybe it'll be more suitable for us


but okay lah I mean I mean we are trying to speak


okay, , so the AI can


communicate better ah with singaporeans can you imagine imagine <mandarin>那个:na ge</mandarin> computer eh kenny <mandarin>今天要吃什么:jin tian yao chi shen me</mandarin> ya imagine if like a singaporean Siri


like <mandarin>如果我帮你拍一个照会很:ru guo wo bang ni pai yi ge zhao hui hen</mandarin> nice okay, I think eleven plus


but a bit Paiseh lah because, then like ya as in <mandarin>她在那边:ta zai na bian</mandarin> meet the friends lah


ya I'm not a paedophile


thank you time flies, I don't know what she's talking about, time flies


secondary one (uh huh)


don't throw the, okay lah at least is not fire extinguisher


ya, stupid lah, okay lah but, secondary school <mandarin>就是:jiu shi</mandarin> stupid


ya ya <mandarin>我:wo</mandarin> #bao cheng# ah <mandarin>我记得我在:wo ji de wo zai</mandarin> canteen, then !wah! <mandarin>那个:na ge</mandarin> #bao cheng# just slap <mandarin>那个:na ge</mandarin> #ting feng# ah


, !wah! <mandarin>那个是:na ge shi</mandarin> outright bullying sia, that's like, that's very bad bullying is very bad


like you cannot say like deserve lah like, maybe <mandarin>他的:ta de</mandarin> family just, ya lor maybe <mandarin>就是太好:jiu shi tai hao</mandarin> lor


I wonder what #ting feng# is doing now, software engineer oh serious, nice


what the heck, it means that whatever he wanted to do he's doing it now eh, oh


but <mandarin>他有:ta you</mandarin> like, it has something to do with like weapon <mandarin>的:de</mandarin> lah like he's very interested in weapons, what the heck


okay lah I mean he's like, somewhere near, what he wants to do lah very extreme


(uh huh), then


oh good friend ah oh shit oh then okay lah maybe because of COVID what, (mmhmm)


oh, but <mandarin>他也没有请你的:ta ye mei you qing ni de</mandarin> friend


justin oh ya ya ya <mandarin>那个:na ge</mandarin> the one you always go gym with lah, is it last time last time <mandarin>你们一起去:ni men yi qi qu</mandarin> gym right, oh but <mandarin>不是:bu shi</mandarin> justin <mandarin>结婚:jie hun</mandarin> lah as in <mandarin>男的女的谁很熟:nan de nv de shei hen shu</mandarin> ah #liu zi#


oh, sad, sad , but you all got keep in contact after JC


okay lah it's just he don't it's just he don't like to eat meat lah is not right ah ah


but then is not because of like any religion or like some, then okay lah healthy what vegan


lack <mandarin>那个:na ge</mandarin> protein ah


no is it no vegans can eat egg or not, I think <mandarin>不可以:bu ke yi</mandarin> right, different ah <mandarin>有有一个:you you yi ge</mandarin> difference


, okay


run out of topic ah, okay okay err, let's talk about the okay, so, err I think I have err


seventy per cent seventy plus per cent in, the stock market, no no as in seventy plus per cent of my asset in the stock market, which is okay right


oh <mandarin>是可以放:shi ke yi fang</mandarin> but I don't lah ya, okay okay that part of <mandarin>我的:wo de</mandarin> assets not of <mandarin>我的:wo de</mandarin> saving, that means <mandarin>我放:wo fang</mandarin> seventy percent of <mandarin>我的:wo de</mandarin> assets oh because <mandarin>可以:ke yi</mandarin> liquidate right


okay ya, I can just leave it inside as balance lah just that I don't


everything lah, other stuff lah


, !wah! <mandarin>我:wo</mandarin> invest, actually actually <mandarin>我是:wo shi</mandarin> like my investment is always like just I hear, like what people say then I'm like okay sounds pretty good


then okay this guy say the same thing as the previous guy then <mandarin>我在一直找找找:wo zai yi zhi zhao zhao zhao</mandarin> so if I feel like the general consensus <mandarin>是这样:shi zhe yang</mandarin> right


then after that <mandarin>我会:wo hui</mandarin> like, fractional shares, so I don't need to pay like like for example if for example I test lah don't need pay like four hundred four hundred plus I can buy like hundred dollar of a test lah


no no no I don't leverage I think leverage very risky ya ya leverage is very risky lah I feel because you can't pay if anything happens


eToro, stop loss then auto lor, okay lah but I don't like I don't like the idea of leverage


okay that means if if I put in one thousand, then I times two leverage they will stop at five hundred, oh okay okay so I won't lose like two thousand lah


okay, unless bankrupt lah


okay lah but but leverage, leverage you need to pay overnight fee, oh so depending on stocks okay


I think I think my brother, my brother leverage on err, index ah


compared to, stocks lah,


eToro then <mandarin>我另外一个:wo ling wai yi ge</mandarin> down five percent


no because <mandarin>另外一个:ling wai yi ge</mandarin> broker <mandarin>有:you</mandarin> stocks that are not available in, eToro, so, that's why <mandarin>我:wo</mandarin> split lor


, technology lor I think


technology and some, like what what do you call Lululemon, like like <mandarin>鞋子:xie zi</mandarin> ah <mandarin>衣服:yi fu</mandarin> ah coat ah <mandarin>这种叫什么:zhe zhong jiao shen me</mandarin> ah, it's not technology right they are not technology right


commodities <mandarin>不是:bu shi</mandarin> like gold <mandarin>这种:zhe zhong</mandarin> meh


Tesla <mandarin>是:shi</mandarin> around, twenty per cent, of <mandarin>我的我的:wo de wo de</mandarin> portfolio


then err, truck company so is a electric truck


so is like, you cannot cannot think of it like like Tesla <mandarin>跟:gen</mandarin> like, Hyliion <mandarin>会:hui</mandarin> like, I feel like Hyliion will cover the parts that Tesla cannot cover lah which is the truck lor so basically like <mandarin>那种:na zhong</mandarin> Sibeh #dua jia# <mandarin>的:de</mandarin> truck


ya, because Tesla <mandarin>的:de</mandarin> truck now very expensive


but then ya ya, what do you call that ah err number of cars sold, in the previous quarter reach target lah, exceed target


even during this pandemic thing I feel like it's a good thing lah, singapore <mandarin>的什么:de shen me</mandarin> , ya, as in as in, Tesla it's not just a electric vehicle company lah it's a I think it's a technology company


because I think it will, I think I personally think it will like what what do you call that revolutionise revolutionise the world because, we are moving into like a cleaner


into a cleaner like greener future lah so, ya but then that's why that's why err elon musk is trying to, cut down the cost


by making a lot of thing lah like battery trying to make it more efficient and then like mass produce then in the future maybe like three five years it will maybe the price of a electric car will be almost similar to like err internal combustion like car so


if you if you if you can pay the same amount and then you are like helping earth then why not, ya that's why that's why I invest in Tesla, true what as in


as in maybe, maybe I'm not so like !wah! go green save the planet but then, if I have a choice then okay lah like might as well lor it's not like I feel like I'm doing my part


oh because <mandarin>你的你的:ni de ni de</mandarin> situation but <mandarin>你:ni</mandarin> father <mandarin>有讲几时还你:you jiang ji shi hai ni</mandarin> ah


that is an investment that is wasted , !wah! <mandarin>两三年:liang san nian</mandarin> leh !wah! imagine if you can put that money in somewhere two three years then <mandarin>你:ni</mandarin> oh that means <mandarin>你有放:ni you fang</mandarin> lah


oh <mandarin>他帮你放:ta bang ni fang</mandarin> Standard Chartered <mandarin>是:shi</mandarin> is a,


it's just a fixed, fixed return ah, so every month you will put in you will put in a amount lah, something like fixed deposit


okay !wah!, five hundred a month, that means one week, your !wah! one week you err


!wah! no wonder sometimes <mandarin>你需要跟我借钱很难过:ni xu yao gen wo jie qian hen nan guo</mandarin> leh


someone true true, you can use that money to spend lah, but your part time money is put into the account


not the not the oh, as in <mandarin>那个那个钱你可以花的:na ge na ge qian ni ke yi hua de</mandarin> lah


oh


err, there's a function for you to copy people


ya so I I like look through a list of people then then then I saw this guy like !wah!, like hundred and ten per cent like for the for the year ah or for the last twelve months ah


then I see !wah! hundred and ten per cent eh means <mandarin>我放四千块进去:wo fang si qian kuai jin qu</mandarin> in one year <mandarin>可以变八千块:ke yi bian ba qian kuai</mandarin> so like at first <mandarin>我有一点:wo you yi dian</mandarin> like suspect <mandarin>有点:you dian</mandarin> then like I go and read his like biography lah so


he explains that he is a long term investor okay I like the idea of long term investor because, it's just put inside then don't see then also, because this okay is a slovenia guy then this slovenia guy is a


has a degree in physics !wah! <mandarin>我看到那个字:wo kan dao na ge zi</mandarin> physics is like is like instantly click lah because I feel like, physics people will have like, certain way of thinking which I like lah I I I I think physics people are smart lah not saying that other people are not smart but I think like it makes me confident lah like that where where where I put money with this physics guy I feel confident so <mandarin>我放:wo fang</mandarin> like


so <mandarin>我两千:wo liang qian</mandarin> with <mandarin>这个:zhe ge</mandarin> guy, so far return, I think <mandarin>百五:bai wu</mandarin> ah, like for one month lah one month one month plus lah, okay right like one month someone is a bad like bad period now because of the US market and then still can up from him


pretty good, he buys err some clean energy like solar next era energy <mandarin>不懂你有没有听过:bu dong ni you mei you ting guo</mandarin> err


then <mandarin>他有买:ta you mai</mandarin> Foot Locker, coke, err, AMD NVIDIA, and, a lot more lah like err Carnival Cruise


it's a US US cruise so basically it's like a short term one lah because he believes that now like the COVID situation so the stock is the price the share price is very low lah so when like, COVID gets better then it will go back to normal lah


it's the same like <mandarin>我买:wo mai</mandarin> Boeing


ya, but the thing is like scared they bankrupt lah, ya then then then that made me feel like actually I can buy SIA also, it's the same logic because SIA is like quite I think quite hard to go bankrupt lah ya so it's like the most steady like Singapore Airlines so I feel like I can buy SIA


it's like very cheap now, oh the mid mid tier <mandarin>的:de</mandarin> company lah


oh oh ya ya ya ya ya, very familiar


creditor forty one million !wah!, okay


!wah! oh ya then <mandarin>没有人吃:mei you ren chi</mandarin> mooncake actually ya hor my family also never buy mooncake this year


lotus like err, okay,


okay holy shit


, then <mandarin>那些咸蛋怎么:nei xie xian dan zen me</mandarin> like what what did you all do with it, okay oh okay lah at least salted egg can eat with like porridge or rice


salted egg chicken,


it's like it's like the best vegetarian, like thing to eat <mandarin>猴头菇:hou tou gu</mandarin> ya ya


ah ya I know where's Buangkok square okay is a super supermarket ah is it mini mall


okay, ya lah <mandarin>所以是一个:suo yi shi yi ge</mandarin> supermarket lah


ya I know but you know what is he cooking


err you like this dish or not, then where you plan to go, err you mean Spaghettis


ya they sell Spaghettis meh, I don't like to eat Spaghettis, I don't like it


but I think the food there is quite expensive you know <mandarin>有一点贵:you yi dian gui</mandarin> eh, eh


but you still earning money right


that time we went to #ang mo kio# all sell sold off already


then you have to check with <mandarin>爸爸:ba ba</mandarin> whether want to drive you out or not, you can, and you dare to drive you dont even have a provisional license


!huh! <mandarin>执照你都不懂:zhi zhao ni dou bu dong</mandarin> how you pass your chinese how you pass your chinese how you get A two


eh you know what is, girl <mandarin>做人要饮水思源:zuo ren yao yin shui si yuan</mandarin> hor you know when you are young that time you know how much time I spend to teach or not everyday after work come back immediately I ask you to sit down and study


remember, what you want to say, why because you are <mandarin>忘恩负义:wang en fu yi</mandarin> right, talk about something else what you want to talk


I don't have money for you why you keep wanting to talk about money, I tell you hor


ya but I think there is a bad thing to do it, because, I think you should, study hard get good result get good certificate then next time you earn money and you by your own house your own car


teach you how fish not


err <mandarin>没有他跟他爸爸一样:mei you ta gen ta ba ba yi yang</mandarin> err ya yes he's helping his father he's helping his father


ya, yes yes correct, legit, ya he's the only son in the family


not really what, you also very good right, you go for internship, then after that you got, yourself, that's the best, you can do it for yourself it's the best


sorry we don't have, you you are not in born in the silver spoon house


!huh!


eh ya


okay can, you cannot eat so many cold thing you know ice kacang then bubble tea, it's no good for your health


but today is raining day, do you want ice water the fridge have, never mind lah okay we shall treat you ice kachang if you want bubble tea go and get yourself


err no no but because I don't know what kind of bubble tea you like and there are so many different brand


where can you get from, !huh!, that is that is your brother's shirt, err this one


you don't know what's called <mandarin>二十四孝爸爸:er shi si xiao ba ba</mandarin> ah that means he is a very good father the son need shirt urgently require the shirt so he go and wash for him I think so maybe he's going out and he's my boy is very thrifty he only have this shirt to go out


I think so, I'm guessing I don't know, I know, he's going out


I don't know, I think you should put it in the sun you will be better, today is raining day where got sun , I think maybe ya your papa I think is using the hair dryer to blow it and iron it I think


, maybe in one way or another


but my son went to army only over the weekend can come home so he's very tired he need to rest so we have to wash for him


I think you don't like people to touch your thing right so we don't even dare to touch your thing


no no no no I'm not going to do anything for you because hor you are too, in need you are too how to say ah err, very particular lah so little bit also cannot I cannot do anything for you or later you said that are not clean or what I don't want do for you you will I it them err when I cannot remember


err when ah cannot remember, but you are like that, no you are not you can't even let me sit on your bed


if you let me sit on your bed then I may consider do for you, what do you mean by level five


good better means got better in I I still don't understand, !huh! like what


!wah! <mandarin>那是永远都不可以:na shi yong yuan dou bu ke yi</mandarin> lah <mandarin>我死了都不用坐了不用讲:wo si le dou bu yong zuo le bu yong jiang</mandarin> Liao lah going to be able to see ah


what, ha ha ha no you have to continue what do you mean by cannot


my dream, my dream is, , okay my dream ah I want to retire at the age of, fifty, then after that my daughter can take care of me


why, eh I really hope that my


what


you don't need to depend on your parents okay, but , of course you must earn more than that


other than support youself you still must support us your parents, you sre too much


we spent so much time with you, teach you, but, now you say you cannot support us you know my heart break


but I think you are quite successful eh


am I right to say that, you cannot you cannot give up so easily it's only fifteen mintues ha ha, okay


then, what time are you coming back okay so where you plan to go you don't tell me eleven strand again okay can we change another place


I don't want I also find it very difficukt


okay lor then you just said that's what I'm seeing but you make it you make the response <mandarin>上述:shang shu</mandarin> fake you just talk as if like how you talk to me


I never make it fake what okay so we continue talking normal casual thing lor, okay, you say you want to go where, just now you went to NEX right, you saw it right it's under renovation right


is it, but NEX got this restuarnt, ya


err you mean #choa chu kang# I know #choa chu kang# have one ya ya I went there before, oh, can lor you check with you papa, I don't know


should be lah, is it, no one for one means no promotion, Whampoa profile from paradise dynasty then they won't be called paradise dynasty #dhoby ghaut# hawker food


hawker food never one for one before only buffet international buffet, but I thought that one is meant for international buffet


but normal one don't have one for one, where


wheelock must go to orchard no lah too far away already, you are the one who want to go not me but I don't feel like going


because don't you know that err orchard area got COVID, !huh!, what, eh faster leh cannot stop for so long ha ha


eh faster, orcahrd is good but I don't think it's good, ha ha, it's too far, papa won't send us there one


I think so, because we stop quite for awhile, is it, but then because I think I want too much in my recording


then now what you don't ask me to start all over again I'm not going to, okay we just try if you cannot make it then just forget it, okay just continue what other thing you want to say


err I don't really read you know you don't tell me about that I don't know why not I want to ask you something monday you going for the basic theory test right how is your preparation, but then I ask me just now what I ask you should I do my the test now then you say do tomorrow


so you know anything already


then you go and revise more, cannot cheat, I think so, err I cannot remember you know


why you need to take photo, so when I go over to Ubi, tomorrow you call and ask lah I think they are open on sunday also


when would that be


october nineteen very fast what still got one more month to go, you sure you can pass or not, okay good, and actually if you don't pass I will laugh at you


!wah! <mandarin>你讲华语:ni jiang hua yu</mandarin> hor <mandarin>真的是:zhen de shi</mandarin> cannot make it eh


nowadays you like to go out at night ah you going out with boy or girl, boy with girl, ha ha it's a bit strange


okay


malay I don't like malay food sorry I only like chinese food, got Satay, err okay can, then I think we better go Chomp Chomp


ya, no don't need, don't need lah never mind, okay so


, okay


not yet lah when he's done he will call us are you hungry


thank you so much !huh!, ya


you going McDonald right


then after that quarantine another fourteen days, or


okay but when will he be when will she be coming back, but she still got one year to go or


next year, so that means she she don't need to come back for her last semester or she need to come back


oh okay but her internship is in china or in singapore, oh okay, after all the father is in singapore right


is he a singaporean or she's a PR


so <mandarin>有一点那种:you yi dian na zhong</mandarin> china accent ah


ya your A two is memorise one okay, guess what your effort effort means you go and memorise all the <mandarin>好词好句:hao ci hao ju</mandarin> that's why you can get it


if you can for forget means


at what speaking chinese or malay, what is that, ya okay can, eh


we went to #choa chu kang# park to walk, then after that, err we went to the market to take breakfast while waiting for ah boy because we need to go and fetch him mah, #choa chu kang# market while the two five three that market


I ate carrot cake, black carrot cake, steam <mandarin>的另外一摊:de ling wai yi tan</mandarin> lor


eh <mandarin>你够了:ni gou le</mandarin> hor


more <mandarin>哉:zai</mandarin> than you ah, we all them oh my god, eh hello don't don't look at people message okay you mean this sync this sync to his new phone ah oh I need to tell him that's very bad eh it's very bad


eh eh eh hello hello


err <mandarin>很难讲:hen nan jiang</mandarin> lor


eh but <mandarin>那个老师他真的时不错:na ge lao shi ta zhen de shi bu cuo</mandarin> lah


cannot remember never mind


eh <mandarin>那个是一时失手:na ge shi yi shi shi shou</mandarin> okay


they message you, I think you should sleep earlier tonight because tomorrow you going out eat breakfast with another group of friends, ya


where cheryl stay


that kind of house very rich, ya, you shouldn't said that, okay, ha ha


!aiya! papa don't know finish cooking or not, tomorrow I'm going to my mother house, no I think maybe in the morning, but tomorrow I need to do a lot of housework you know sunday is my housework day


I though you say you don't want me to touch your floor, K can, no


ya, last last week, he mop for you already, I already vacuum for you and every time I vacuum


oh if that's the case next time I'm not going to vacuum for you, I thought after that you going back because Funguid staying or because your friend staying


in the east right, you can go with them, !wow! it's so long


what test is that, actually she's quite hardworking lah


I think your degree is not that worth, that's what you say only, you know after she gain no three years


but after that she can jump very fast but you will be stagnant down there, okay lor hope I wish you all the best


okay, ya ya, stocks okay


now the stock market so lousy how you earn, eh maybe you can go and what err what that one long shot what is that called


so maybe you can buy shot


then never mind lor then don't buy lah, and is very risky ah it's better not to touch lah


eh you must be fair to him right you ask him right he said okay right, then why don't you buy more if you said that


okay


never mind lah you just err how to say, focus see which is the good stock, then you buy lor


because I'm not very familiar with this thing that's why I talk like that, no what I mean is this long shot thing I'm not very familiar


no I got no time you see I everyday work so long hours then don't do just stop it, I think you should concentrate in your work so that


I only know how to buy and sell, the real the real the real


is it but that one I can hold this one is diffcult you know, ya so you don't expect me to do it I don't think I can do it and I also also busy you know my this work is so busy I whole working working then my my that indirect boss hor keep stress me of other thing I'm I'm going to die already


ya you should know her oh but actually she's some foreigner but after that, okay okay sorry sorry okay don't say that


my job oh very challenging ha ha so much thing to do, but because err I'm doing finance so I cannot talk much cannot reveal much


what other topic you want, you don't be so money minded can or not


Baba mama already tell you many many times money is not everything then you should eh girl health is the most important


but never go into your brain right


artificial intelligence am I right, I don't know can you please tell me, I don't know


[orh] so now they they want our accent lah so called singlish accent


but <mandarin>我挺忙的:wo ting mang de</mandarin> leh


get a what, softer


ya I agree that's why I came from Samsung to iPhone, ya at least my


mine already four years


then you go and buy one lah


you always talk about money , should be lah it won't be expensive it won't be cheap


is it


add in hokkien


eh hello please be more respectful, but I think we cannot eat we can stuck go down to eat maybe ten minutes later


tweleve minutes okay I count wrongly sorry, ya, why


change our what


ya ha


what


tonight eh you don't ask me to do that again I cannot I cannot make it I need to work, ya because I already spend hour one hour here


I cannot finish my work anymore, eh hi, if I'm efficient I don't need, product


thank you for your complement, ha very funny ah you they don't let me resign because now difficult to find someone to replace me


where is it from is it from india, no know what I mean is imported case


oh I see, no becuase okay sorry sorry becuase I thought normally they mention there is err imported case from where where where you know


yes [orh] you never read


!huh! so many


ya I know can you show me the video ya touching, I know I know


because since young you are you are under PAP one right, you stay in the place that is under PAP, no


ya correct, and you are not in those places


who say I cannot continue nothing ha ha, eh no lah this is a bit sensitive we let's not talk about this, err that's what how you feel


I told you already this kind of thing we cannot we cannot talk right you say so sensitive then you still want to talk about this just change other thing change topic


ya, so how you spend the money you want to buy handphone right


!wah! you really good <mandarin>好公民:hao gong min</mandarin> eh, okay can do whatever you want


sorry I also keep it ha ha ha, no you already told me to keep it then there are so many advantages that you mentioned just now so I think I will follow what you say and keep it


so ah is it then why don't you why you want me to spend why don't we spend together, eh eh eh sensitive don't anyhow talk


I think our whole family support that, but I think his phone really cannot make it already that's why, err I think his because his need to always charge he cannot don't charge once he don't charge he cannot use


ya he said that he told us one, another so just bare with it yup, K continue faster faster I'm hungry I also want to go and take my dinner


okay come time please move faster, are you sure I think may they may reject us lah because we don't we don't really have a real topic we just jumble up everything


I don't know I actually don't know what they are looking for


maybe they can ask you to do it, maybe you can check with them see wheather they want to apply someone


ha ha okay, ya sure sure I think they will contact you, ya sure what you want to talk about, eh don't ask this kind of question leh I think about two three weeks ago only


ya two three weeks ago what is not say two three months ago right, how about yours


no you are using the washing machine not by yourself, using washing machine and manual wash, uses hand wash no ah you know my clothing I always wash using my hand you know washing machines uses a lot of water


I thought papa say he want to cook


pork with tomatoes are you like this dish at, no I want to go and eat, I want to go and eat eleven strands


eleven strand the one outside our house, why, I want to eat Spaghetti actually I don't wanna eat Spaghetti I just want to go there eat you know got so many people go there it's like all the famous people they go there then when I ever saw people they go and take Grab come here


internship <mandarin>很难得:hen nan de</mandarin> okay <mandarin>要做很多东西:yao zuo hen duo dong xi</mandarin> then <mandarin>要:yao</mandarin> get evaluated then they can let you pass


no very little money as compared to you


I'm not stinging I'm just saving money we can eat <mandarin>爸爸:ba ba</mandarin> tomato with pork then


then <mandarin>我们可以去吃:wo men ke yi qu chi</mandarin> desert <mandarin>吗出去吃:ma chu qu chi</mandarin> dessert, then we go earlier today lah


I will drive, ya I going to pass my BTT on monday


okay fine then you drive then, my chinese my chinese very good hor my chinese better than yours


in the family right it is bob me then you are not even the first two you are in like the I think you are after ah boy so it's me it's all the children first so is bob me ah boy then you then papa that is for chinese for english it is definitely me first then you I think I think you are last actually


okay okay okay okay talk about something else, I don't want to talk about this thing, don't want faster talk about something else


talk about money, why you don't have money for me, because money is my life, and my life is money


eh Ma I thought <mandarin>你讲你的朋友:ni jiang ni de peng you</mandarin> I mean <mandarin>不是你的朋友那个:bu shi ni de peng you na ge</mandarin> err


but then his study, but you see he starting on a different note eh you see what what is he doing is he like err


legit ah this one, the jade his father not Mercedes one nephew like business


oh my god then he started with such a difference, on a different on a different level already


talk shit, whatever that I do is I do myself one is not you all give me one okay, I'd rather I'd rather you give me everything


!huh! what is silver spoon house


eh ma a K anyway what should we do tonight, I damn bored sia on saturday, ya, ha


we can go and eat desserts, ya


can you buy me bubble tea also, why


but I feel very hot now, but I my body inside feel very hot, no I want bubble tea and ice kacang not ice water


err can you do it the other way can you treat me ice kacang eh sorry can you treat me bubble tea I buy ice kacang myself eh ice kacang cheaper hor don't try to cheat my money


I want that brand, ya no as in I want to drink that's not brand like a drink like a drink the drink is called <mandarin>红茶:hong cha</mandarin> but the brand is something where can you get from


who's shirt is that ah, who's shirt is that, why is papa washing that shirt, why papa go and wash that shirt


with his friends lah I think so, tomorrow, he needs it tomorrow is it why does he need it tomorrow


with his friends ah, are you serious then but then he just came back from army what why does he need that shirt


so he brought this shirt to army, I think you should put it in the sun it'll be better, oh ya oh ya I mean err, put it I mean iron it or something


what the heck was so stupid why ah boy cannot buy himself I mean wash himself, you know I wash my clothe myself every single cloth I wear I wash myself isn't that a better daughter


of of course I am


what the


okay wash clothes then don't do for me but I want other stuff


okay, when when when when I say, then you don't tell me that I am like that


I'm not there now I very good already, I cannot let you sit on my bed that is like err that one is like level five hundred now I must go level I think now I'm currently a level five


level five like I got better already last time I was the level one now I in level five good better means go better in I I still don't understand, got better like, like the


like got better lah, like that means okay K K wait I explain to you in chinese, so that means like, like


I told you that one is err that one is must go step by step one so that one is quite high up I told you five hundred already


wait a while more, eh Ma Ma Ma, I can't do this anymore ha ha


when only thirteen minutes eh Ma just now I saw one question right it is basically something about your dreams what's your dream, eh


like your dream in life not your like dream when you sleep eh


that's a stupid dream, you are just saying this for me to hear you better tell me you actual dream


stop support myself is very subjective support myself can be like err now I also can support myself what support myself can be, I earn one K a month or I can earn twenty K a month and support of my entire family what kind of support yourself you mean


more than what, I can't support you, I I already tell you I can only give you that much every month


but then I can't help it if I am not successful, you also don't know how much I earn


okay talk about something else, err I want to


I think we should talk about where we should go for dinner tomorrow, what time you come back ah okay so where you plan to go you don't tell me eleven serangoon okay can we train other place paradise dynasty since you earn so much money from these


paradise dynasty since you earn so much money from this


no I think <mandarin>我们:wo men</mandarin> make it too force already we need to be more casual, that's what I'm saying but you make it you make the response sound so fake you just talk as if like how you talk to me


we are talking casual thing, err paradise dynasty, eh


that is not paradise dynasty that is canton, that is canton something ya it's not paradise dynasty it's just by paradise root it's not by paradise dynasty, paradise dynasty


err why must we gio NEX we can go some other place right, there is got meh got one at #paya lebar#, oh, paradise dynasty is open by who ah


do you think they are very rich, I think now they like got some promotion sia, wait long long lah


one for one from paradise dynasty then they won't be called paradise dynasty, they will be called hawker food, okay fine then not hawker maybe like all the like you know all the normal restaurant they always give like one for one


the then I think their business now not so good, no that one is not the normal that one is buffet different


have eh you know that's this BreadTalk one for one, it's one for one you can buy one for one sandwich or one for one slice cake, err but then only wheelock place


we just now want to go what, I want to go plaza, door


ha ha, okay I think orchard is good


eh, why, I want to go orchard, papa don't want to send we got the MRT, eh I think our thing is going to get rejected eh


why, no that's a normal conversation pause man, ya, but then because I think I whine too much in my recording, okay I try I try not to whine okayay K no no no we are not going to start all over again


okay okay, I want to say I think we should talk about the COVID situation in singapore now


I finish the E learning, but you know I ask me just now I ask you should I don't mind the test nowadays usually due tomorrow, then do tomorrow that's the only thing I can do now right I can't do anything and some more yesterday I even went to revise that thing eh, I revise using the physical book eh


err I forget sometimes like all the stripes thing I told you already stripes thing I cannot remember that one damn hard, no every time I revise already I forget I think I go and write on my hand or something, they will check meh


no because for my bet I need to go over to right


okay so I think it's just I think it's just take photo and do the test right


because my next my next practical lesson right is super late leh, I cannot book this month one so I book err october nineteen


it's more than a month after my bet, confirm lah that one damn easy okay, if you if I don't pass then I just do it again it's called never give up spirit <mandarin>不可以放弃:bu ke yi fang qi</mandarin> what is that <mandarin>俗语:su yu</mandarin> ah


ya ya ya <mandarin>失败是成功之母:shi bai shi cheng gong zhi mu</mandarin> man


eh eh Ma tonight can I go out with my friend, girl lah, ya


how is it strange because we can only at night what in the morning I spend time with you do this thing do that thing sleep do go tuition that's why I can only go out at night and other than that I go out at night is for tuition okay what the hell, and I where got everyday go out at night one you don't make me sound like I'm some wild kid eh I everyday go out for tuition eh


a few places only either Chomp Chomp or err I will go you know NUS before a news there got one place where you can supper one


it's like all the malay food maybe we can go there sometime soon, no it's not malay food it's just like supper kind of snack, err Chomp Chomp got Satay


ya it's closer also, you want to sit on the bed, you can sit at the edge I think it's still two metre, okay, we are almost there almost halfway there already


don't give up, okay okay eh Ma, when do you think papa is done cooking


are you hungry you said you are very hungry just now, that's not enough


get out lah


ya eh eh mah, you know right tomorrow I meeting for breakfast you couldn't McDonald right yes me okay 我们 可以 去 找 你们 吗 不 为什么


yes, of course you can't go is my friends outing


then okay lor <mandarin>你请:ni qing</mandarin> then you can go if not very weird for you all to go, because you know for our school this year is I mean this semester then her faculty is all online my faculty is like half half right but her's all online so so she only need err she asked her I think she ask all the professor that teaching that is teaching her module they say she can do it in china then she do it in china lor so she went back I think she also got some like family problem because her grandfather or whatever pass away then after that she want to go back for murder all that nonsense but her father cannot go back caused her father is working in singapore now then he err needs <mandarin>新:xin</mandarin> his boss not enough to go back or whatever so only her and her mother they you when you go back right the whole process damn long eh so basically right she have to be quarantine fourteen days and then I think got no direct flight or whatever to her hometown so she has to fly to china first then she has to be quarantined first in some hotel then she can fly to her hometown


I don't know if she has to be quaeatine another fourteen days when she goes to her hometown, but I know basically damn damn like damn damn <mandarin>常:chang</mandarin> lah cannot like very hard to get throughout the process but as in nothing happened to her so it's cool


she never say sia I think that's why I ask her when would could be coming back she say she don't know then I ask her oh maybe you are not coming back but she says she want to come back she don't want to stay in china


she same age as me, so she will graduate like, err ya so next year the next year june may because she never take any leave or whatever


depending on the school lah so if the school tell her and also depending on the situation so if the situation is okay then school move towards physical class then she has to come back lah because if she's gonna attend all online then defeats the purpose right unless the school allow her


but then if she do if the situation is still around the same then the school still continue online then I guess she stay in china lor but I don't think she want to stay there also lah I think she is trying to get an internship eh I heard she's like actively applying for internship


her internship is in, as she's applying for singapore I don't think she is keen to work in china, her parents are in singapore, but I think her mother wants to go back


but I don't think she wants to go back she's raised as in she came to singapore I around like primary school but I think she feels more comfortable here now, she's a pr, like as in I can tell that she's very china like because like you can tell you if somebody is actually singaporean or china right but she's more china I can see it from her


like she speak chinese also a bit like <mandarin>不同不同:bu tong bu tong</mandarin> one, err her chinese damn good though, but she only got al1, and guess what <mandarin>新加坡人:xin jia po ren</mandarin> here got A two brother, and guess what <mandarin>新加坡人:xin jia po ren</mandarin> here got A two brother


I know but I'm just saying that our different is only one grade and not even one grade just one number but same grade, not memorise hor is hard work effort and talent


my <mandarin>好词好句:hao ci hao ju</mandarin> come naturally, err <mandarin>风和日丽的早上:feng he ri li de zao shang</mandarin> eh you cannot ask me now lah now I forget everything already


language is like that right once you stop using for awhile is very natural that you will forget or like you will not be as familiar as you were and this is what is happening to my chinese but now I'm damn good at


I'm now very the their language I'm learning let's not take about it here I don't think they want third language so we only talk about this kind of thing eh Ma where you all go this morning ah


then where you all go, which market is that


then what you eat, they got sell steam one meh


the <mandarin>甜品:tian pin</mandarin> is legit right, you liar


no but he can like make stuff in eh so you admit his <mandarin>华文:hua wen</mandarin> yes


no my <mandarin>朋友:peng you</mandarin> don't people in my generation don't speak chinese


before that my generation don't speak chinese one you don't know ah especially those people that I hang out with, don't speak chinese one, you know there's like this like <mandarin>如果你讲华语:ru guo ni jiang hua yu</mandarin> right, usually those people that speak <mandarin>华语:hua yu</mandarin> right is like they cannot really speak english one


so those people that I hang out with their english damn <mandarin>在:zai</mandarin> one like more <mandarin>在:zai</mandarin> then me, okay lah about on par lah because, we all damn oh my god, ah boy's friend message me and I can see here and this girl's name is called megan


oh my god I want this phone now, ya the teddy bear, don't tell him don't tell him I won't see I never even see you don't go and do this kind of nonsense lah don't <mandarin>挑拨离间:tiao bo li jian</mandarin> man this is called <mandarin>挑拨离间:tiao bo li jian</mandarin> you know the meaning


it's likely pronounced right, I hope it's not on the other end translating all this


he legit not bad legit because I honestly right I learnt more from him then my secondary school teacher I don't even remember my that time I was talking cheryl and funguid right I don't remember their name leh I don't remember my check my secondary school, chinese teacher name and megan keeps Telegraming him okay but anyway move on


I don't remember my secondary school chinese teacher name


you reinforced me you reinforce me what does that mean, err honestly okay I tell you the truth lah I admit that you help me with the foundation but then honestly when I went up there as I went up the levels I don't think you could help me anymore TBH


no the <mandarin>填空:tian kong</mandarin> you only you only get two correct out of ten but that's the only thing I can talk about the only thing I can remember what else can I talk about


I swear I swear you seriously, we failed a couple of times only the simple simple ones then like, then <mandarin>他:ta</mandarin> lucky lucky <mandarin>哼 哼:heng heng</mandarin> get like err six


ya, actually I also don't know what's the plan sia, but ten o'clock and they are coming to Serangoon


lucky me unlucky them, actually I wanted to go to the east one leh I told I told them can we go to the east because my tuition is an east right is at parkway parade I say then I know got this cafe I want to try is at like near it's like five ten minutes bus away from


from parkway parade then I ask them if they want to go east then Fungoid also want to go east because she stay east but then, but then cheryl don't want cheryl don't want because cheryl want to go back and, and study because she got one an exam on monday or whatever then that's why Sembawang at first I ask at first I ask cheryl eh cheryl maybe we should go east then you can meet your boyfriend because her boyfriend stay I forgot I think #tanah merah# her boyfriend stay damn near Funguid


then a boyfriend rich and also that kind of house, PM I PDPA we cannot reveal their names here


okay ignore then, eh tomorrow you going out or not, !wah! in the afternoon ah


don't know can you help me to vacuum my floor please, vacuum only


is is papa suppose to mop the floor tomorrow, just vacuum only, then you help me vacuum lah, because now I damn busy sia


last week I also never vacuum <mandarin>他去:ta qu</mandarin> mop ah, but then my floor didn't feel very clean, okay okay okay okay vacuum tomorrow tomorrow what time you vacuum because I'm going about nine thirty I think they want to catch the McDonald's breakfast


so I'll come I'll go out first time then I will come back, no we gonna eat breakfast then we're not gonna stay until so late


we eat we meet at ten right eat breakfast at most two hours, that's why I said at most right at most two hours then after that right we probably gonna go home because cheryl need to study for test I don't know it's some finance accounting shit lah


she taking a lot of modules this semester unlike me I'm taking very few classes because I'm graduating


my degree a cheryl degree is the same what the hell is both business and mine is more worth than he okay I come up I earn more than her, if she come up she do audit right she go earn peanuts man, I know you keep saying that but that will take her five years


eh don't wish me all the best we still got twenty more minutes, we still need to say stuff eh Ma by the way start in much ah, actually that let's not talk about jobs here let's talk about something else eh let's talk about stocks


how sia I never earn any money eh how some more last month right I only made one trade, I'm talking about that I don't talk about long term long term I got no more money already which is why I'm doing this FYI


no now won't go down there much also now I cannot make money because it is not moving that much it just keeps staying at the same level you know we bought the thing what price right is still around that price leh it never even move a lot leh


but if I don't mind, I know I know I know I know as in I just want to go in and make one one good trade and I'm out it's like last month lor last month I seriously only make one trade that one trade took half of my money not half lah one third lah of my money and then


to be very honest I asked him for the courtesy I did I knew it will make money one but I just gave him my account only got that much money that's why I earning more money now


I need more money to make more investments okay but anyways I just want to make one good trade right then I [ho] [ho] go and happy happy for the rest of the month I just live on that amount, last month I make one that amount right then I never lose any I just withdraw out


but this month I haven't make any lor and this month already what half of mif of the month already, eh don't give me this kind of response leh be more natural you not natural one you see the way I'm doing this is so natural it's like all the shit that I'll tell you


but you the way you reply me is like so so, so weird you don't sound like you, you think I very familiar you think I doing this for my whole life already ah this is my first time also right


[orh] I think you should be familiar eh because right I I need you to do it for me next time, next time I go work I really cannot do eh it's illegal as in it's not illegal but I legit have no time because I have to fully be on the because I'm doing the I will concentrate on my work but then when there are times it's seriously a good trade I don't see why I should miss that opportunity


ya which is what I'm doing it's the same idea honestly the buying and selling is more stressful than this one


who is your indirect boss, I mean no names of course but, sensitive topic pause pasue sensitive topic


eh but tell me about your job


eh Ma <mandarin>我很累:wo hen lei</mandarin> eh, can you talk about more interesting topic you making me like, fall asleep man, I don't know like more interesting one like those that I like like all the money related stuff


but I'm <mandarin>我是这样:wo shi zhe yang</mandarin> what can I do I cannot change myself also, I also know that


how many times you tell me this already, I hear like a billion times already no joke, I'm sorry man whoever whoever is listening to this you have to listen to a few a few hundred times or so as many times as I submit this recording you will hear this


because every time you talk about this I want to change partner can or not ah, changed I talk to papa !wah! even more headache actually right papa can just he can just keep doing he can just talk himself he can just talk about his his theory all that nonsense actually I think this one quite easy we just need to like be more relax like because you you making it to the you are like thinking of stuff to say but then if you just like say whatever that it comes your head is actually very easy like right now I'm doing !wah! I feel damn chill now like very relaxing eh it's just me and you talking on a daily basis which I think is the point of this thing also so the a I can detect us you know what is a I by the way


ya what they do, actually I also don't know what if the person on the other end hear me talk shit about a I, basically I think you just try and detect like you know when you talk once on Siri or Google right then I'm like !hey! Siri can you open up something or whatever so they can only usually recognised like all the american accent so Siri doesn't usually right it doesn't register what I say or it doesn't really detect I think they are trying to ya I think I try and customised to sing I but I don't know if this is some singapore like government thing or whatever I'm not sure actually last time I saw I think I saw this kind of things before but I just never go and like do it


because I don't have so much time but now I damn free, I told you <mandarin>你可以一边跟我讲一边一边做:ni ke yi yi bian gen wo jiang yi bian yi bian zuo</mandarin> what as long as you don't make any mistakes then <mandarin>可以:ke yi</mandarin> right


[orh] becuase <mandarin>你的电脑很吵:ni de dian nao hen chao</mandarin> no but then you get a get a like softer <mandarin>电脑:dian nao</mandarin> like mine my <mandarin>电脑:dian nao</mandarin> damn soft you know, like mac Macbook


like don't make that kind of like the you know the ya the sound <mandarin>多少:duo shao</mandarin> ah, okay that's quite <mandarin>便宜:pian yi</mandarin> that's oh my god is cheaper than the iPhone


and it's less than twice eh you know this kind of thing just make me not wanna but the iPhone already, that's why I got think should I compromise on the brand and buy like Huawei Oppo but I also don't want to buy because honestly out OG all the phones that I used I I truly believe the iPhone is err is really more what's that like <mandarin>可以:ke yi</mandarin> last <mandarin>更久:geng jiu</mandarin> it's more lasting seriously


you agree right it's also more lasting right like Samsung spoil damn fast but then this iPhone I already use like since J one is it JJ one J two, what is there are seventeen eighteen nineteen twenty twenty one twenty two I use six years sia


but six years for a phone is crazy eh and I used until now the new phone come up is times two of my phone leh, like the brand is times two and cannot support IOS thirteen leh, I need to use this guy's phone


oh my god help me, ya that's why I'm gonna wait for the new one come out because I don't wanna buy the I don't want buy the old one like ah boy because I buy again then the new one come out again then my IOS Jialat again then I have to die again so basically I wait for new one then I buy but then the new one probably two K probably damn expensive thing which is why I'm also earning money to support to find my iPhone not we're talking about something that requires money right iPhone require money right snd I wws just telling you how expensive it is is two K man okay I don't know if it's two K but it's probably going be that much especially if I want to buy the high memory one


scarly I record record then the this phone tell me say I got no memory how ah I I I give up lah if legit this thing I happen I I really give up I raised my white flag <mandarin>放弃:fang qi</mandarin> throwing the white towel


you know just now <mandarin>我讲我们可以给:wo jiang wo men ke yi gei</mandarin> like <mandarin>姑姑他们:gu gu ta men</mandarin> put there right put at their place to record but they keep they keep speaking hokkien, ya, I I maybe this project next time they will hokkien then we can just put there


earn free money that one damn legit damn good money and top too much like overlaps because they just interact each other one day lah then like uncultured one, they also don't know then okay okay I think papa cook finish already


no twelve minutes


eh Ma did you see ah boy's face, ah boy face eh <mandarin>关门:guan men</mandarin> leh, okay okay never mind ha ha ha !wah! you press one button can <mandarin>自动关:zi dong guan</mandarin> already


eh can we change our gate, the house gate


okay I will not give up I will press on, eh Ma what do you think Baba cooked


I hope you're also going out to eat ice kacang for dessert later


eh Ma


tonight you have to work for the rest of the night ah


but you can one you very efficient, you are efficient effective exclusive productive err proficient, err very you are the best at this work that's why your company you also don't want to let you resign


!wah!, today got four cases in the community sia


community, I say community they always report separately so like community and imported they they separate eh you cannot talk about this kind of sensitive thing I think they actually gonna report you they got your full name as per NRIC right ha ha ha ha


no but they never okay so they got say where from where meh okay but anyway so I was just saying the community is four then the imported is how many ah wait ah I see community is


community if four imported is ten, ya but we need these people you know why because josephine Teo say we need all these people to support our economy and also they already do their best to reduce the number and you know josephine Teo put in a lot of effort eh


she even cry in front of the parliament, you got see right the video nice right shows how touching and how connected she is with us she truly understand our plight


PAP supporter I'm a PAP supporter, !huh! what do you mean


every where also under PAP what unless you in Sengkang or Aljunied or Hougang, then, lame that's not that that does not show my political sentiments it is not representative of that


our ONW cannot continue already, what you gonna say now, so what do you think about josephine Teo, I mean you can talk about positive things what she's been doing very well I feel


oh you mean you feel, differently, okay okay okay okay


I think should I think right you know singapore gives us a thousand two dollars a thousand two hundred dollars what really what they really give us, I'm not gonna use it to buy handphone of course singapore give us is to keep when we keep in a bank in according to the circular flow of income that money will flown to other places so when I put that one thousand two in the bank then right the bank go and invest that money in like stocks then the other companies will get the money then it will flow in the economy that is why they give us the thousand two hundred dollars


of course, but then if you spend it right it will be even better but I can't bring myself to spend it so I'll just keep it okay, whatever I want what about you how do you spend that money


you can use it to buy your daughter a new iPhone, I told you I told you if you spend it the multiplier will be even greater


I don't want to be a I don't want to be a good member of the society why must I do so good for the society when they don't even do me good ha ha how is it sensitive I'm just saving my money is my own money I get to choose how and where I want to use it I can I can I can choose how I want to spend it right and and according to the singapore GIC investment strategy is good to be prudent and you know according to lee hsien loong you know singapore right they save all their money in the on the ancestors money they save it then they keep saying it is what they have done last time they brought us to where we are today it so our reserves have so much money that's why we don't have to go and borrow from other countries you know singapore is the only country that does that and I'm just a singapore citizen who is doing what the singapore strategy is I'm learning from our founding father fathers I think they should hire me into like the permit in the finance ministry or something


I so I support singapore method of saving, what about you mama what do you do you support them, of course except one of them that one that one that just recently bought a new phone


his phone cannot make it more or my phone cannot make it more honestly, mine also what oh really ah, he lie one lah eh Ma my throat like damn course eh


what faster I thought faster also gonna type the time must faster right what the


I think I think we did very well though


maybe they can give us a call you can reach me at this you can send me an email to tell me what you guys are looking for but I think the topics that we talked about it's not only intellectual but it's also very entertaining I think the person who is going to translate all of this is gonna have so much fun sia


but personally if I get to translate this right I'll be laughing to myself leh, throughout the whole thing, ya I think I want to do the transcribing also I think it's quite fun job, okay please reach at my email I really I will submit this video with my email so reach me look out for my email and then send me any instructions if you need me to transcribe my english and chinese damn <mandarin>在:zai</mandarin> no joke I can transcribe every single word said


hit me up hit me up, okay good, I think we have a bit more time so shall we talk about something, eh when was the last time you change this bedsheet legit question


only, I changed mine mine is very good one


I am very <mandarin>干净:gan jing</mandarin> I'm a very <mandarin>干净的人:gan jing de ren</mandarin> so like every err one week or two week then I will bring it down lor then change it wash it all by myself nobody helped me eh I used the the washing machine myself right so is by myself right


on who the hell uses manual washing now we not in some tripe sia, we must make use of technology you know what is this thing you know this is a I next time right the washing machines the washing machine right the washing machine right can detect our voice irght then I say wash at speed five speed ten then it immediately wash okay eh Ma I think we should just go a bit more incase we just go one more minute to be safe


!whoa!, okay, I would ask for a a car, shoes


for anything any type of shoes I would want


so ya, so what about you Akid


okay okay, actually pandai ah, but I think also genie sesuai kalau genie is the one granting your wishes ah, you know what I mean


so ya, (hmm), genie, genie the people who grant your wishes, genie, but I also think genie also have their own set of rules that you cannot ask for more wishes of these things what


you never know you know never know, the world is like super mysterious what, (hmm)


ah since I already have money right, but I only can ask for this much amount of money


so right if I want to buy shoes right, the money would confirm go down right, ah if I just for unlimited amount of shoes for any type of sports I want right


my money won't go down and I still have time for shoes what, so you get where I'm going from


for my love life I think


these two things already I think is already up there to get like, the girls I want not saying they're they're gold-diggers or anything but like


I'm saying that it would help me, a part to get girls lah like a love my love life to kickstart my love life I would say, so ya


so what so what, why you keep talking to me about your love life Akid, what is wrong with your love life


because like you know err, you can't, hate everything this I mean if you hate everything in this world right, like you don't like love right then what's the point of living you know like what is the point of living so if you hate everything if you hate everything right then


life tak bagus ah, easy to say it's like it won't be good ah everything will just be everything oh I hate this I hate that so like your life would be just be full of hate ah so like


so like you know ah sometimes right you need to think about


worth it ah


living, so you trying to say that, you need to work hard in life ah for things, like a little purpose


purpose to living for living


ah


I mean everybody has their own opinion what, their own opinions in life, like dorang nak apa like


!chey! just joking but ya of course ah I want a pretty lady in my life and


uh show respect to my parents like that kind of girl ah, in that's what I look for in a girl ah


, okay we talking about this minor details in women that I look for of course there is lah there are a few ah so I'll tell you about my life ah like I can be honest ah dalam hidup aku [kan]


she doesn't take anything seriously she's just too who to say lah like too playful ah


like macam dia suka main-main aku text tak nak reply semua then abeh berbual serious, it's not serious so the second one is she is too serious the second one is too serious for me


handle jokes semua then kena aku selalu kena care for her ah like, then bila berbual dengan dia [kan]


she's a good mix in between ah like she's very serious can make me laugh and she's a nice person overall ah, but then turns out I'm not her type ah so if that that one I cannot do anything ah but


what I really look for in women right is ladies of course ah every guy want every guy want a girl that can make them laugh you know every it's just a super good bonus ah, so ya of course I also would want a girl that, makes me laugh and one of the key things for me is that she must be very


is it weird that I don't want a girl


so ya that is one thing I totally do would not want ah I want I want my my


I want my like future girlfriend, maybe not to be so needy


!whoa!


feeling feeling kau macam mana feeling


process ah, process your morning


you're like in a fifty fifty state of mind lah kalau dia reply then, ah okay


ah aku rasa ah aku rasa tu kerja apa aku tak ingat ah but then ya, a'ah


it was just like out the blue ah


it was like your first relationship is it or, first date first DM first everything lah


it's like your first breakup ah you don't know how to handle lah, oh


it's like you know when you thought you found the one, like you know like, I know I mean relationships are bound to have ups and downs moments what but then like


there are definitely more ups than downs what, so right when I'm going through the ups right, I feel like oh this girl is like really made for me you know it's like fated ah some would say, so ya, but then when she


labels ah I would say, like kita kita tak label


so you just became like a emotional guy ah


like you just needed like reasons ah like you want to solve it ah like you don't want to just breakup, like that ah, like kau tak nak let go dia cam gitu [jer] kau nak macam rebuilt semua you know


so like you try to you know talk to her lah but she didn't, she didn't like get back to you ah, she


move on ah so you just move on with your life, forget about her slowly


I mean if you're really lucky lah your first try you get, until to that state then you can marry that person then that's very good ah because like, [sial] lah aku pun nak sia kalau first try dapat macam boleh cam like the perfect girlfriend, so like ya lah


a'ah [seh]


this one aku tanya kau ah kalau [kan], in this world ah, if you can get anything for free right what would you want


free it's not about the three wishes, the three wishes was another thing, but, a'ah


oh okay okay okay,


so what did you leave her for someone


so macam gitu ah


the more you get to know her the more you feel like it


ya relationships is has its ups and downs so it's okay


so like just out of the blue she just kind of said she lost feelings ah


ah


ah, oh that's good that's good


ah to be honest ah


it depends on how the break up went ah


it's like, ya, so like, but then kalau break up macam rabak kita macam gaduh semua [kan] tu like


what's the point [kan] ya


so like so like after your break up then you all became friends or, didn't ah, look for any other partners everything going to stay as friends ah, do you still searching for love or anything


oh, ah, ah okay


(mmhmm)


, eh


, ah, you just try to care for her lah like just be there for her be a friend that is, for be you just want to be there for her like a friend that cares ah


ah, that's, that's a super hard question ah because like people like you and me we are like totally two different type of people you know so like


four or six months, depends on hard, the break up ended ah, like


so like ya so like I'm trying to say that, different people have different paces in moving on lah, so like maybe for you right how long did you take to move on from this one, were you still moving on


your second girl your ex lah, ah


is I mean it's not wrong to care about like what is she up to you know, it's not wrong ah it's not completely wrong tak salah [pe] kalau cam care pasal ex kau ke apa it's not wrong it's like


how you say ah like you like imagine if you lost your phone right and kau hilang then


you get what I mean, so it's like, it's like that ah, it's like something that is lost can never be found again ah, people say this one, so like ya


(ugh)


ya, totally not wrong


in my in my relationships ah my past love life and all these things right, it's like it totally comes down to me ah I feel like sometimes I don't put too much effort like I feel I always put, sometimes there's always this thing


where I always feel like I don't put enough, effort and I put too much effort you get what I mean, example eh example macam one of the times err


eh [sial] lah aku nak main game tapi ni perempuan tengah nangis ni aku nak buat apa sia, so like


there's stuff I did like I totally regret now ah like, imagine if I did I didn't do that in the past I would I might still be together with her now you know like, it's like of course ah I I I feel like sometimes I


you know I'm still young also like as you said like I'm still young also so like even you leave and you learn ah, so like ah


, it's like you just live ah like your future self think about that in the future ah I get what you mean, so like ya like you know ah


you always got to know ah sometimes it's not always your fault in the relationship ah so like, you know you always got to tell yourself, ah go the way you want it to then, sorry man


life is doesn't work in your favour all the time,


ah, good thing ah macam live in the moment like it's a very good thing ah


like you know it's like don't think too much ah pretty much don't put ah


oh I don't have money now what should I do, or should work and earn my money like that, it's like you don't really think about future I mean you should think about your future when you're getting older but right now cam sekarang [kan]


you know like you never know you might just blink your eye and then you be thirty plus forty plus in the future


Shiq, like, in this life


like what would you ask for


I see I see I see, to be honest, like


because, uh but I would I would say money, err, money


err, a good, love life, err and health to all my, so ya that's why I would ah I would want lah


to me ah, err


genie


actually believe ya ya ya, ya true, but


[dah] cukup [pe] sama [pe] boleh beli semua kasut [pe]


but like like, how what about like uh, relationships, like what I said ah about love life and like bringing err health to my family like what do you think about that ah


ya like like why why won't you wish for like a promised err and err a love life


something something like that ah


I mean , I mean my love life it's, it's been a lot ah


for, all my life, it's been a ride lah in terms of my love life or my err


so like, ya to me like


for it's, it's important because, I think like if you live without love and like


err, I think you can live life right ah I think you will live a good life or I think like that ah like, okay kau imagine, err


think about, I mean, I mean like one more thing about, uh, I'll call it a dunia yang kejam ni ah like actually like the world is tough ah


world is tough untuk aku okay kau pun imagine, [kan], okay one more another


uh, your life is easy ah life is simple and like


you like what's apa orang cakap what's the point of ah living, if everything you want you get no you don't have to work hard for it


ya like, as in ya lah


every everything I mean like if a life has a purpose what and kalau if semua benda yang kau nak then what's the point of living right like uh might but basically you were just saying like, we living in heaven ah dalam syurga sia kira kita rasa syurga ah terus [dah] tak payah hidup pape like kau pun percaya tuhan [pe] [kan]


so, ya that's that's that's what's up, but ya in terms, in terms of my life


like


okay


uh in a girl for you to you know, basically uh, ya so apa apa perempuan idaman kau like


that's uh in general tu apa semua laki pun nak lah


uh dalam wanita like because let's be honest ah like


so kau tak [kan] dapat orang yang sempurna so like just think deep like kau rasa apa yang those some qualities that, like we know you can find but, like obviously the perfect qualities like, what you're you're saying is isn't isn't going to be like totally achievable lah like I don't think everyone would


eh ah like a lot of you can easily find, someone like that ah so like


you know kau faham apa aku cakap like


catch my eye is err is the girl funny ah to me if they're funny, to me if they're funny, it you know it keeps me alive ah it keeps me laughing I like to laugh you know ah apa ni ketawa semua orang suka ketawa [pe]


I mean like uh, ya so untuk aku perempuan kalau boleh buat aku ketawa that's already, err you know kalau uh in english dia called it like what red flag for one side of the team if


if I would say myself this is called green flag ah for like if they can make me laugh


because to me lah perempuan tak perempuan perempuan tak kelakar sangat ah like like maybe, like a lot of the girls lah, maybe I I think it's biased a bit, it's quite biased because a lot of the girls


you know, and ya I've only met like what, maybe one or two girls yang I find uh very entertaining and kelakar ah, so ya like and another quality is I would say that's achievable


so what you think ah


okay lah kalau kau ah berbual pasal macam experience, I mean you're being very honest already ah with me like been telling uh yours your, stories about your ex


girls ah that you you've met before and like like you you've experienced to it before so aku pun buka lah aku punya cerita sekali lah I I will try to, like I want I want to be honest ah also like share, with you about mine my first one was


and dia follow kat Instagram yang ni the first girl yang aku date in life so macam dia follow aku kat Instagram


and aku cam !whoa! aku cam terkejut ah aku cam asal dia tiba-tiba follow aku [kan] aku tak kenal dia like dia pun tak kenal aku aku rasa ah and then like aku tengok macam oh dia lawa juga ah she's pretty cute and you know uh so I I uh


untuk aku semua orang pun akan uh tengok dia pun sebagai perempuan yang lawa ah


ah, a'ah


[dah] gitu [dah] dua minggu tu at one point


but then like, uh I will just uh


eh eh to see if macam aku lepas ke tak ah so I I just shot my shots ah at this this point I just didn't want to, waste ah masa lagi ah know what tak nak buang masa lagi ah so aku cam ah go [jer] ah tak kesah ah, and then uh I went for it I went for it and then


you know uh I DM her and then uh I was scared aku takut sia, ah sweat and then


and what would I want to what would I want to answer right like I I I don't know if I can think properly ah, ah


hi like uh I think you're I think you're pretty and you know you seem like such a a nice girl to you know talk to and err I hope you don't mind if uh if I wanted to be friends with you ah


and uh


ah switch off switch on, my phone ah terus aku tengok eh dia reply sia terus aku [dah] cam aku cam like


ah macam process


freshen up


ah apa ni berbual then


she doesn't mind ah so I was like uh !wow!, was like oh !wow! and then my reply was oh !wow! I didn't expect her to be because I, I was in a fifty fifty ah thing ah where I expect her


ah gitu ah, so cam [dah] gitu takpe then [dah] gitu dia cam fifty fifty so cam aku tak expect and then when it came you know suddenly


uh you know I will just, overjoyed ah I was over I was just overjoyed ah and excited to you know ah talk to her and then she said like she didn't mind and then I, my uh reply aku was


err oh !wow!, I didn't expect her to reply and then uh, so we we talk and then after that we started to talk ah she was like replying, constantly and then uh


share dengan semua orang so uh aku text kawan aku yang lain ah


ah


oh K K, so terus [dah] gitu aku jumpa kawan aku ni kau ni lah siapa ni Aqil, ah aku jumpa Aqil, then [dah] gitu aku jumpa Aqil aku ajak dia makan and aku bilang dia ah


in her and I was like


and then bila aku bilang dia dia pun cam terkejut ah, time tu eh


eh salah salah tak tahu kau tak tahu but then ya


in front of my me, ah, so aku continue lagi ah so aku continue apa yang uh apa aku end off and dia off, and then


it went ah it went well, uh it went well until, you know she was, it was my first time ah so aku tak banyak experience


the first day lah


ah, and then uh, you know you were happy and then we went our first date ah,


okay ah everything went well and then at this one point ah


[dah] gitu uh, cold lah dia cara dia reply just


ah aku macam !huh! kenapa sia


ah apa ni then aku cam asal sia aku tanya-tanya ah asal asal sia


and then she and then like, cut to the chase dia just, ah she just said that, uh ada satu quote ni dia cakap dia bilang aku cam okay cut to the chase dia nak end, things off with me and dia [dah] tak [dah] tak ada feelings ah untuk aku when dia dia cakap orang dia is actually heartless


ya like kita tak pernah officially but it was my first date ah, ah you can say kau boleh cakap ah cam first everything juga then ya, so [dah] gitu cam like ya I didn't know how to judge her like on


the whole thing, like the whole obviously siapa [kan], like your first


as in aku faham ah it's your first break up [pe] semua orang akan nangis it's like a sad moment [pe]


(uh huh), as in


oh, okay ah continue aku punya eh


ah aku punya is , when she said that aku just didn't know how to take it because tu first time aku [pe] as I said ah macam tu first time aku [pe] first in everything tau, almost everything ah and then, uh


ah, ah aku cam emotional emotional gila and then like, they didn't


uh didn't go ah macam I, I wasn't feeling it ah so cam aku just stay at home for you could say for someone uh like me, you could say that uh you could say that it was long ah


you know like aku stay rumah for like I think, case bila orang ajak lepak aku cam tak aku tak nak aku tak kasi dorang reason betul lah aku just diam [kan] diri aku just


and then ya aku just nangis and I just couldn't accept it ah and ah [dah] gitu takpe aku when uh even though she said she don't want know anything already and like cry and I'm like I was


and it was my the first time what so I didn't know what to do so I was like, and when I was in denial I was like, still uh, I wouldn't say want to force ah it was just like, maybe in that in a sense I guilt trip her not really guilt trip her lah but maybe maybe it was ah


I don't know ah for someone else to judge for you to judge or what ah like aku cakap dengan dia cam like, ah asal tiba gini cam takleh berbual ke like, ah heartless like tak [kan] dia tak boleh ingat apa like uh apa kita [dah] lalui ah like everything


and cam , it was just so heartbreaking ah you know for me


ah


and then [dah] gitu aku wish ah, cold also she said thanks that's all like literally that's all


on WhatsApp dia block aku on Instagram, err every platform yang kita boleh berbual dia block ah basically, and then aku cam but, and then that was I guess, err the last straw ah


the last straw so aku tengok that was the, final one, so I just thought like okay ah I guess aku kena I have to let go ah and, ya


ah then ya then basically I just move on ah because it was my first I don't know what to do I feel scared, so I just I had to move on with life and I did ah somehow I did, it's over the healing process lama sia, like gentle sia healing process lama sia tu first nya but


I mean I guess it was good for me ah I was the first, you know and uh you cannot expect the first to be your last


I mean , as I said ah macam tadi like


that's one


err but I guess


a'ah lah


as in example ah, okay but ya anyways walaupun kau berbual tak ada link, , the second one


the second one okay the second one, for feeling this way because


she was my second and I'm already having, I already have a girl right now okay kau faham [kan], okay so this my second ah it was in my


my ITE you know uh it was my first year in NITEC, and, the ah let's say aku rasa cam second minggu of my school week


err I saw her ah, so basically this girl was the second my second date ah so cam I saw her


and then kita semua cam nak ah tiga-tiga nak cam don't mind try ah kita just main-main time tu time tu kita main-main tak kesah pasal pape ah, because ah aku pun macam rasa aku heartless afterwards


try try [jer] ah main-main ah pape jadi jadi ah


and then


contact ah and then, so aku cam ya I found this girl


and uh just looking around ah I'm just like


so aku cam oh dia okay [jer] actually, because like aku found dia punya stories to be entertaining


uh cam entertaining, and then, [dah] gitu uh, you know uh I was aku tried to aku go ahead ah and then uh aku tried to DM her ah and then


same thing you know, ah I was excited you know again I felt that way somewhat I fell away again, and then you know we talk know I was excited I was entertained


she was very funny, okay she was very funny , uh I like her ah pretty much the from the start I was like I like


at one point [kan] I could say bukan cakap not bad ah aku boleh cakap sempurna sia, ah


I never thought like it would be with this girl and then like, and you know we went to dates we went to everything she was funny know she entertain me she understood me err


sometimes we misunderstood each other it's okay because uh benda ni semua normal [pe], ah so [dah] gitu takpe ah then, you know again, this


uh


what's wrong apa jadi apa asal abeh apa yang dia nak bilang aku ah and then aku cakap ah like, , ah terus dia bilang ah ah she said that, err, she's not feeling it anymore ah, and


somehow dia nya feelings [dah] lost ah


ah, and then again ah like like just the previous one again like again everything I thought it was going good you know and, I saw her as this girl that, she was just perfect ah in even in her most


imperfect ways I saw perfectness ah to me lah I aku nak honest ah like ni I know it's like very , a touchy thing to say so ya and I'm being honest ah like she was like even in her imperfectness I saw perfectness ah so


she was my ideal girl ah in, in in fact ah you know like, so when she said that I was like, in shock and like again I took it, I I can say I took it better than the previous one ah how I took it was better, you know, so I say like and and then when I tried to like talk her out of it I talk about the last relationship the last relationship like how I went to go with it you know how I pestered


the last relationship I pestered her and then like maybe it's kind of like macam guilt trip sikit ah but, so I told her like ah okay lah then I cannot do anything about it, I just want you to be happy ah that's


so kalau dia bahagia aku okay ah, so


the day uh apa eh, err, so aku just cakap ah I just give her a long note I said err all the best in life ah kalau dia perlu [kan] pape I will still be here you know I'll still be a friend if you want to consider me that you know ah whatever it is know I've always care for you


and I'll I still do ah still do care about her ah, , you know and she's, amazing ah so till this day she's still amazing ah and, so aku just accepted how it was and how it is


and aku just wanted her to be happy, so I move on with uh my life and she move on with hers so she give, she give me her closure in her own way and uh you know, we stick out we somehow made it as a friends ah you know


ya so ya I guess somehow we made it as friends you could say friends ah till this day because we still


okay aku faham ah but, okay so kita jadi kawan ah, and then like time and time I ask about her because I still care about her you know I always care you know to me untuk aku in my own


ah


I think she got with like, err in total like, two guys after me so, and then


ah, we were just friends time and time again I will ask about her I will ask her like how's, how it was good how it was going you know for her, and, because I truly cared for her ah like I could say after the break up I, even till this day I could say that


I would say I still think like about her like what she's doing like how is she is she fine, and, on occasionally as I said ah I would ask her ah, you know she also ask me like how am I doing and like, update me on some stuff, then to me it's fine ah I think to me what we have is


I think I believe that both of us what I believe is we both have, we like to believe that we both have moved on ah and I think I moved on, like in fair enough to say I moved on ah just that I just care about her as as some as someone, who, was special to me at one point in my life


and then , we so we just kept in contact and then I met this girl, err and she was also with another man, if I'm not wrong ah, no ah it was very mature ah for me it was mature ah as much as


it was a mature relationship between me and her it's not like we meet meet still meet up or what you know, ah, oh terus aku I I found this girl ah this other girl at


err


like aku interns ah boleh cakap aku interns ah tak [kan] rapat ah, err [orh] and then cam aku asyik nampak dia tweet tweet kau tahu yang Twitter [kan]


I hope you're doing fine like I I, I've been seeing you tweeting like for what the past few days ah some very emotional stuff you know and if you need someone ah I wouldn't mind being your listening


ear you know as shoulder, you know but unless you have a boyfriend, like I I, I mean I understand I mean I'm just not trying to intrude anything I'm just trying to be, I'm just trying to


ah, something like that ah, so kita berbual berbual lah and then I got interested you know, oh ah


uh do you think what's what's the time limit untuk kau untuk kau move on like when do you think is the right time to move on and like, you know the right to move on to another girl and start, something fresh you know something new


okay when aku aku just started out with the girl


the new girl right the latest one, the one I'm having with right now err, I was, still in process ah honestly I was still in process ah low-key I was still in process, but, err


somehow I I, I move on ah I like to think I move on, you know and then some slowly I move on already and I finished healing and stuff you know accepted as what it is ah and I just wanted her to be happy and I, I want to be happy myself so ya


err I continue with this girl and, but why why I told you in the first, it's because time and time again even I was already with this girl and, and I believe and I know I'm in love with this girl also right


I still think about her also sometimes you know, and, ah I still think about her you know from time and time again I still think like, , and, what comfort I comforted myself by saying like


okay ah maybe like you never actually, uncare for anyone you know if you really care about someone you don't really stop caring for someone right, so maybe that's why it was happening ah, but it feels it feels like a crime ah sometimes because I just, I just don't want to hurt who I'm having ah because I really love what we are having already ah so and it's


it's also a roller coaster but, she's been good ah, but some time and time again I still think about, you know that previous girl and, I want to say if I have moved on but I know I've moved on I


I like to think like I've moved on you know but, time and time again I will ask lah like, what what what went wrong


ah, okay so it's like


ya so I'm, I'm still with the new girl, and it's been, a hell of a ride ah I would say it's been hell of a ride and time and time again


I would say that I will still think about, my previous ah, my previous, girl lah and, to me it's fine I guess you know uh as you said also I think it's fine ah, to care you don't uncare for somebody tiba-tiba [pe]


so and it's okay ah, ,


so cam from my experience I'm just going out with the flow, but, doing my best as well ah so if it goes to where, but if not


but untuk kau in general your kau punya love life [kan], like, uh, what's wrong, maybe with you you can start with what's wrong with you


okay okay


first thing, I learnt I had I learnt how to let go, okay, second thing is uh, you know I learnt how to accept, err


third thing thing is uh I learnt how to live in the moment, all the time ah


, true ya what you said is true ah and


ya and then you know those are the three lessons ah, and, uh I guess so far it's been great ah when, I don't want to say, I don't want to say she's my last, but I hope so


good thing like in what way, or like


err


[ah]


okay lah all's good all is good so, how, the situation sekarang COVID


, err for me, I guess is like, okay lah lesser


customers, but, ya because got crowd control so ada banyak-banyak timing so, tengok timing lah selalu kalau timing jam satu gitu lepas lunch ah


ya ah then especially kalau pakai mask [kan] ah tu lah, so it's so hard for people to no be able to listen then it's like I try to raise my voice but then I feel like


ah [kan] ya then I don't know I feel I feel like I a bit rude but at the same time is just takpe lah eh orang pekak so biarkan [jer] , so how other than


work how else is the pandemic, ah ah [seh] just to ah kalau pergi shopping mall pun susah [kan] walaupun nak beli like one thing only like bubble tea


[kan] [kan] like so sometimes like we just want to minum air and then like people just suddenly stare at you like chill I just I just drinking water


ya lah Rilek ah okay water break, but ya I think uh one of my pet peeves I guess is


[kan] like what's the point bro you sneeze from your nose not from your mouth so you cover your mouth for what , and


, you know


so it's just just from her face


like a gangster [seh] but then, okay uh were there other people that felt the same way as you


, , , ah so like two face


just marker, I think uh, because, I tried going on dating apps ah you know ya ya ya Tinder Muzmatch ya especially that so bila I kat sana then


you know for what ya so so it's just like, maybe, some of them are okay [jer], uh they are actually quite hype they they they boleh berbual ah everything but


but it's just you know it's just a stupid reason for me to just like ah, you know what I I don't really like you know talking to you you know like just (ugh) very cringe but it's just you know sadly some some of them are actually nice it's just suka it's just a preference


ya it does, ya ya ya ya, ya but but this is why I guess


we, as millennials I guess or gen Z or whatever okay you you millennial right because you are older , ya but


because we we put ourselves online, you know even especially this recording is also online ya so, ya precisely


actually is good for you to hide yourself like you know on social media especially, if you do want to


go on dating apps, I suggest you can use a different name, can still use your picture obviously because if not it will be catfish lah technically kalau


well technically but like at least is still obvious right, right so so macam kat Telegram or what then you send the video message thing at least they know like ah okay this person is this face but the name


okay that one K K K okay that one FBI case lah but like ya that one that one is like but ya I got see a lot of people


on Tinder also oh okay say they put in their bio like, hi I'm actually seventeen or like fifteen then I I just straight away report they just fake their birthday lah but straight away we report lah because it's like


just imagine if


a police read or something for some reason and then it's like they ask oh why you talking to a minor and then just like, I don't know she was a minor because she never put in her bio or something and then who's fault is it you whose one handcuffs ah you you kena


you kena what house arrest ah that one, you kena the watch on the, I feel like we doing podcast but ya well


for example you are from a royal family or something or you are someone very very important you know ah ya sia but then ya it depends on the situation but


you going to get bitten,


Maggi Maggi cup [jer], ah lah takpe sama I had the Nissin seafood one very nice, which one is it the indomie one


karma !wow!, I wonder what they serve, trauma in karma


but then I heard uh, okay lah I just google lah just now they have no menu so how ah


I feel like, it will be a full course meal starting from, starters appetiser and then all the way until dessert, sorry I never go restaurant before but


ya either way ya it's like the seven levels of hell basically I feel like, ya, but ya if if karma were to serve me something right it will be


revenge I feel like, from, Lek ah Lek Lek Lek Lek Lek, uh it's just, because back then in school ah now I working full-time already lah ah so


uh I made a lot of enemies because somehow some way people just don't like me and is like is like some kind of an algorithm


for at the end at the end of every school year right I will lose all my friends, ya ya well I don't know if I lose to them or they lose to me lah but, either way is this


ya I still remember one occasion, ah secondary school


and then ada lah kawan ni from primary school, and then uh well I have it's just like you like I had a sus feeling you know like the vibes and everything so so okay but I still ignore lah cause I thought like mana tahu secondary school it's a different ah ya ya ya like even though it's like primary six to sec one


but ya because like oh my god first major exam PSLE so like you expect people to at least, just, but then well ah long story short


it's just a, when I, I was talking to the guy on the phone and everything I selalu bawa dia ajak dia into the conference call like that because okay lah me being you know seeing her as my


you know I want to include you and everything I do so like I tak malu lah ya so but then it's just the the stupid thing is that


that night where err, before before that night a few days before the dude and I dah confess so so we we okay lah we say that oh I like I like you too and everything it's cute but then the thing is we confess at playground with letters we roll each other letters you know ya right it's not over over text like I I state my no lah


whether now so, so on the night we were talking and everything then I ask him lah like do you do you want to go to the next level gitu biasa lah eh you know I dah desperate [kan] so and then he like ah boleh [jer] like I okay because I suka you and everything and I'm like !aww! okay apa-apa [jer] lah so as long as you and I together


ya but for us we don't use puppy we use monyet so monyet because it's ya it's playful basically because we


we see monkeys as very playful so like that lah but I feel like kalau puppy love is quite cute, you know like those kind err high school sweetheart kind of thing it's a no from me


oh shit okay no no, and then, where was I ah so during the phone call and then we were talking like that and then my best friend was there then dia dengar [jer] lah so she just like okay tak tak kepoh lah because I ajak so it's fine macam member sunyi


ya so after that, uh so I guess on that night we just decided to be together to be in a relationship not me and my best friend my and the guy so, so somehow right the next day


the whole school his whole cohort dapat tahu that, his girlfriend is me then I was like who sia who spread and then obviously the first person that I suspected was not even my best friend you know that was how much I love her I want to say like but that sounded a bit


ya I mean that's how much I sayang her as a friend lah that I the first person that I look to is my ex that time so and then he was like takde ah takde cakap apa-apa like you think I that kind of person to share and like that then I was like okay lah mana tahu


ya but then then ah, after that we I just like okay lah takpe I lupakan [jer] and then, before me and the guy


err talk right, he like another girl and


ya so, ya secondary school anything can happen so


err I talk to my best friend lah and say like oh why who who do you think spread and everything then she like ah I don't know you know everything then I was like ya true I also don't know because the thing is that I somehow I was too dumb to realise that she was also in that call yesterday lah like I didn't remember that fact


you know and then


bro you you never make your first move how how is it my fault precisely how is it my fault also ya sure korang suka each other but if if I like him and then somehow he fell for me also and then okay lah then that means I I put in effort what and unlike you you just you just like you see from afar and just like hi then for me it's just like


ya that's true sia, that's why okay that's why you know the phrase where, some some people do say that oh I prefer befriending those on ya ya ya


some of them is like that because they will act like everything is just like oh hi let me ask guy best friend first, ah padahal dorang FWB ke apa okay no hate lah sia no hate but it's just


some of you all you just don't try to act innocent when you're not lah, ya, but


but that's why for me is that I prefer, how do you ah say I prefer, not spending time I prefer befriending ya I forgot the word befriending dengan lelaki and everything because they very chill sure you need to find the balance between the guy friends lah


, ya ya ya ya ya


, ya but ah I got I got those kind of friend before I just drop


ya, eh ya I want off topic sia but okay your turn your turn I I go I go back Jurong lah


(mmhmm), (mmhmm)


example


check out rhythm skins in latin, who knows, ya but, ya I guess karma is technically revenge lah but not from the person itself but it's just from the world


ya (mmhmm) thanks, ya I guess , if okay if you okay for example if you were the restaurant yourself if you were karma yourself what would you do


for supper, not for yourself lah not so bad lah for for anybody that you feel like


I guess


okay, (mmhmm)


in what sense, oh bro is is he living up to the quote of like every great woman is there's a great man behind or something I know it's the opposite lah but


but let's say


ah then that means, dude, do you feel like they are insecure of themselves when they say that [kan]


(mmhmm)


ah ya my ex also did that


, to a certain extent, or snobbish also


exactly in twenty twenty please get therapy, ya


steep cut but kau tak cakap apa-apa then why why would he, even, okay this one I cannot brain


women also the same what, I guess in a sense


, ya because I feel like we, we don't have to mansplain stuff


right is that the word, so we okay if we say that oh my god I was, I I tadi marah because ada orang terlanggar you know then like your girlfriend will just rely a'ah I faham faham but if you tell a guy is just like


I don't know ya it's just a bit only not asking for much


I the self-proclaimed resting bitch face basically RBF


ya like very edgy in a sense, no lah you normal lah, yes, but then for her is just


it was very hard to try to make her open up as in not open up to her secrets or whatever it's just talk to me like a normal person that's it and then it came to the point where she became clingy at first for me I I she said that I was clingy because I was trying too hard to become her friend but then I was like


err


I had to choose ah I was given finally given the chance to choose my own group because dulu is dorang main ambil [jer] lah which


which was sad because I had those free loaders and everything and lepas tu I didn't pick her because she herself was the free loader, but she she she never realise because sebagai kawan I never tegur because out of kesian right you know like it's your own friend you sayang your friend and everything


and then after that, I bohong ah because I don't want her to get hurt but in the end she did and then in the end she found out lah ya and then she


and then bila tengah buat project then she will complain like uh you know akunya group macam gini macam gitu then, and then like oh how I wish I was in your group then I say oh ya same how I wish I and my friend were in my group but at that point of time I already started this liking because the way she was being very possessive and jealous over me even though we were just friends ya


ya precisely unless you're married lah that one I think, a bit can


it's, ya, okay we're just single lah that's why we talk about this


but that one I feel like for everyone is normal you know if everyone if everyone if someone just overly control you you would just feel tak sedap hati macam apa sia aku buat aku dengan kau siapa sia kawan [jer]


ya but maybe for me is just I don't like the way you text so bye bye


so okay I I got I always ask this question if if you had three wishes, what, will you do with it I mean what would you wish for lah you know you know like those eleven eleven kind of thing


true I agree, so okay if everything was free how will you obtain those materials


forming oh farming how do you farm an iphone, ya how


what, okay she she living in thirty thirty one can farm an iphone, well I guess but we need a lot of land though singapore don't have a lot of land how ah


get a rooftop, then for the next wish okay other than the first wish will be everything will be free second


oh, wish, so explain your comfort characters


ya anime anime ya, can you imagine he just pop up and just answer you


I see okay so, maybe you should manifest some cash


okay so what what, okay so secondary wish is your comfort characters third wish


oh that's cute, okay if if your cats were to talk right okay for all your cats that you have, how would you, how how do think they will they will talk to you for example Gizmo


what do you do, give them a character ya ya ya ya ya


okay then your other cats


oh sombong eh ah oh ya that's true, do you think she will be like the queen bee of the school


okay ya got some people just like that like, ya some some people are just naturally very attractive but, ya they very nice


ya maybe she'll be like what your big sister kind of character that will be cute, am I I I I guess maybe


and then okay your other cats, you live with them what that's why I'm asking you


oh that's cute !alah!, so cili padi is like small and feisty and spicy, oh damn


I see okay I see


(mmhmm), ah so the youngest all the very degil-degil bukan ke oh shit


what , ya


okay lah makes sense (mmhmm)


something like a lot of, but is a cat a lost kitty, ah


ah okay lah at least , dear you still have Gizmo I know you you sure Gizmo a lot


and and and, (mmhmm) ya ya her name is baby


damn okay, ah okay how how you take a cat home


in the carrier !wow! the love ya


ah, cute


so does she give more or does she want more attention


ah [kan], no you you can have more cats than you know than more boyfriends so, and it's and it's and it's socially acceptable


okay what at least you're not spending money on someone who who can cheat you know which cat would cheat on you