hawkeye pierce quotes i will not carry a gun
`` I will not carry a gun , Frank . When I got thrown into this war I had a clear understanding with the Pentagon : no guns . I 'll carry your books , I 'll carry a torch , I 'll carry a tune , I 'll carry on , carry over , carry forward , Cary Grant , cash and carry , carry me back to Old Virginia , I 'll even ' hari kari ' if you show me how , but I will not carry a gun ! ''