Arnold Palmer Was ‘Appalled’ by ‘Crude’ Trump, Who Praised the Late Golfer’s Genitals – The Daily Beast

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Arnold Palmer walks into the country club bar at Paso Robles and the young bartender says, “Hey Mister Palmer. How about a complimentary lemonade or iced tea?”

Palmer looked dead at the young man and said, “both”!

The bartender responds, “So you want a lemonade AND an iced tea?

“No” says Palmer. “I want both in one glass. Half and half.”

The befuddled bartender blurts, “I’ve never had anyone order that before.”

Palmer grabs him by the collar and pulls the young man close to him and without blinking says, “Well they weren’t Arnold Freakin’ Palmer”.

He releases his grip and the bartender begins to make the drink.

“What should we call it?” asks the bartender.

“How about The Arnold Palmer. Why not? I’ve won three Masters and have the biggest johnson on the PGA tour”.

The bartender nods knowingly and serves Palmer his classic drink.

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