teks: Imtiaz Mahmood
23 June at 11:04 ·  Husband: Darling, remember 25 years ago I had a rented one room apartment, a table fan, a black & white TV and a bicycle to use. But, at night I used to sleep beside a 25-year-old beautiful girl. Now I own a luxurious centrally air-conditioned bungalow, 4 LED TVs, and a limousine but I sleep with a 50-year-old woman.

Wife: Don't worry. Just find yourself a 25-year-old beautiful woman, and I will make sure that you go back to your one-room rented apartment, table fan, black & white TV, and a bicycle in no time.
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