classify text {harassment, self-harm, religion insult, sexist, hate, racist, safe for work, psychiatric or mental illness, porn}, text `Seat: Another seat problem, if you get someone in front of you who feels like their seat is a lazy grandpa's chair... it's annoying. They can lie down like they bought two seats. You who sit behind can even diagnose what kind of hair problem they have, if you want to stare... You can even count how many gray hairs they have until you fall asleep. Hmm... Please consider others, my friends... we are all public transportation users.`, return in JSON {'label'}
{"label": "harassment"}