<video><title>How to be Happy, in five easy steps</title><description>I present a simple, effective five-step plan for being happy. This system is universally applicable and comes with a money-back guarantee administered by Eternity Herself.</description><transcript><transcript><line from="00:00:00,000" to="00:00:10,400">How to be happy? Simply follow this 5-step plan. 1. Give no fucks to things</line><line from="00:00:10,400" to="00:00:20,000">unworthy of them. Your fucks are precious. Value them. 2. Remember, everyone else is</line><line from="00:00:20,000" to="00:00:26,400">making this shit up as they go long too. So relax with the failure narrative already.</line><line from="00:00:27,360" to="00:00:37,680">3. Never take any shit personally. Everyone is as fucked up as you are. 4. Don't be</line><line from="00:00:37,680" to="00:00:44,960">addicted to eternity. Treat all things. The way you want all things to treat you. The end</line><line from="00:00:44,960" to="00:00:55,360">sees the person as the universe. But the person sees the end. Just saying it. 5. For fucks sake</line><line from="00:00:55,360" to="00:01:02,080">takes some me time. All the things demanding your fucks and making shit up in your life will</line><line from="00:01:02,080" to="00:01:11,280">still, unfortunately, be there afterwards. It's not only possible, but also highly entertaining</line><line from="00:01:12,000" to="00:01:20,800">and wonderfully disorienting to walk around in all of life all the time. Not a single moment</line><line from="00:01:20,800" to="00:01:28,800">of disconnected inwardness is necessary to suffer. Only the pain of life is necessary suffering.</line><line from="00:01:29,680" to="00:01:34,560">But it's entirely up to you what type of suffering you want to experience.</line><line from="00:01:35,840" to="00:01:42,880">My suggestion is choose the kind that leaves you as a mindless happy fool. And when life</line><line from="00:01:42,880" to="00:01:49,440">finally drives you insane, I mean holy fuck, you'll revel instead of suffer.</line></transcript></transcript></video>