I would show you a photo of where I was on vaca and make you guess where it was, but it turns out that is a lot more complicated than you think.
First, there is the issue of the camera. The camera needs a cord-thingy to connect to the computer so that the photos can be sucked into the big computer box. At my house, there is a specific box where every cord is supposed to reside. Was the camera cord in there this morning? No, it was not. A certain person from north of the other border indicated this was somehow my fault. I indicated that it was manifestly NOT my fault, as I am not Director of Cord Services. This did not go well, nor did it progress to any conclusion that resulted in a cord being produced. So no camera pictures.
I did, however, take a few photos with my BlackBerry, including one of my sprung-from-the-stir cat Boo, who seems very happy not to be taking his meals on the city anymore.
But did I tell you about the BlackBerry issue? It’s very complex. My BlackBerry was stolen a while ago, and I got a new one. Fine. A couple of weeks later, however, my purse was residing on the floor of my house, and the dog, Sparky, decided he needed a snack. So he took from my purse a Luna bar, some fudge made by the wonderful Elizabeth, and my BlackBerry. He did not completely consume the BlackBerry, but damn close.
So I got yet another BlackBerry, but I didn’t get it "configured" by the systems guy, so I can’t send the photos.
Oh wait! While I was writing this, Nice Richard from Systems configured my BlackBerry! So: Where was MeMo?