Dear Representative Keel:
I read this morning in the blog Grits for Breakfast that you have ramrodded a bill thru your committee to make it a felony for me to turn on my camera phone in a movie theater. Holy Mother of God!!
Just one little question. You stuff more people into already overcrowded and expensive prisons, in this case for turning on a cell phone in the multiplex with intent to pirate 15 seconds of Sin City, how are you gonna PAY FOR THAT without raising TAXES, genius?
Just asking. It’s a good Republican sort of question, don’t you think?