Snooki, and Lindsay Lohan, I would say, not even close in comparison to one another. But as I understand it, a judge differs with this opinion. Snooki got handed a $500 fine and community services sentence for her Seaside Heights shenanigans in 2010, the judge aptly compared Snooki to Lindsay Lohan stating she was a Lindsay Lohan wannabe. Now, I know that was a long time ago, well not that long. But, what I’ll be interested to see is if Snooki remains on her good behavior path and gives her son Lorenzo a great environment to grow up in. Let’s have a look at these two headline grabbers just to see if the judge has a point.
Lindsay Lohan’s middle name is ‘Dee’, interesting as she is no Sandra Dee, especially if she is jumping into bed with Charlie Sheen who many consider the Devil incarnate. And even though she named her clothing collection after Marylin Monroe’s birth-date, as she admires the 1950’s actress, she is no match for the sex siren.
It’s been reported she jumped on a private jet to make her LA court date, thanks to Mr. Pink the energy drink, who she posed for in October 2012 at their product launch. She reportedly got paid a cool $500K to go to Dubai and “do what she do do well girl!” Well now, good for her! Maybe she should stick to those highs instead of the other ones she’s been using and abusing.
Lindsay Lohan will play herself in the Anger Management episode, as a patient of Sheen’s therapist character. Not surprisingly she develops feelings for him. It wouldn’t be great TV otherwise would it? And of course there’s a bed scene! Apparently Lohan’s storyline is going to feature a lot of her own real life events regarding the law, even going as far as taking the mickey out of her partying and court appearances. Ha, that should be fun to watch. Can’t wait for it to come to New Zealand, if it ever does.
But this is where Snooki is different in comparison to Lohan. Snooki has taken positive steps to changing her life for the better. When is someone going to save Lindsay Lohan from herself? I mean seriously Lindsay, if you think Charlie Sheen will get you there, you couldn’t be more mistaken. He may have paid your tax liens, but seriously, really? Yours and his lives practically mimic each other. Learn from it, don’t flaming repeat it. Since 2007, Lindsay, has checked into rehab five times. I feel sorry for the girl, she is surrounded by enablers and deserves so much more. She is so talented; it’s such a waste of her best years to be struggling with her demons… still! Sources say that people in Lindsay Lohan’s inner circle are hopeful that this last trip will sober her up. I still maintain that 90 days is not long enough and I think it’s incredibly supportive of them to say “last trip,” I think they’re being optimistic, or naive.
Meanwhile Snooki, has a middle name of Elizabeth, and up until she became Mum, she also had the crown (hair bump) to go along with the royal name. Should her celebrity career continue to climb, so should her celebrity status and who knows, she may just earn enough to buy a crown. Snooki has turned her life around, sure it’s early, but she has taken steps towards making changes unlike Ms Lindsay Lohan.
Snooki has dropped 42pounds; she dropped the first twenty pounds by breastfeeding, which got her motivated to get rid of the rest. She got Anthony Michael, celebrity personal trainer, to help her at the gym and with her diet. Now, what bothers me about this diet he put her on are his Express Meals. In other words, she didn’t have to cook, most celebrities don’t anyway. But a 1300cal diet, using delivered express meals is not going to change bad eating habits anytime soon. Reportedly, she also goes to the gym at least four days a week, which of course contributed to the weight loss, as it should.
I like Snooki, she saw an opportunity and she made the most of it, catapulting her into celebrity status. Her now seven month old son, Lorenzo, has been baptized and on a Palm Sunday at that. She looked beautiful in the blue dress and her fiancée Jionni LaValle looked very dapper in his suit and tie. They took some self shots before the ceremony. Of course there were no surprises when it was reported that her BFF Jenni “JWoww” Farley has been chosen as Lorenzo’s Godmother. JWoww was there with her fiancée Roger Mathews, whom she met while filming Jersey Shore.
JWoww has nicknamed Snooki and Jionni’s son Lorenzo ‘chubby monkey.’ Here’s hoping that doesn’t initiate food issues for him later on down the track. She might like to change it to something a little more ‘endearing’ and might I say positive.
It doesn’t stop here for the 25 year old Jersey Shore Mum, she is now getting on with writing her pregnancy book.
Now, Lindsay came into fame as a child, whereas Snooki found stardom in her early twenties. I would say that maybe Lindsay should have a kid to grow up and face her demons, but I hesitate to guess that Snooki appears, and I do say appears, to have a better head on her shoulders. Here’s hoping eh? Nevertheless, I think it’s safe to say, the comparison has proven these two are not even a close resemblance, especially when it comes to learning from your mistakes. And that’s about as much as I’m willing to contribute.
I could share some other differences that I discovered during my research between Lohan and Snooki, but if I tell you that, I’d be calling my lawyer…. nuff said!