"Uh huh. You are not posting these. What is up with you girls and these stupid poses?"
Insert irritating voice here "But mom, everybody is doing it. You're soooo mean."
I walked away.
You know the ones...
The eternal sad face, the tongue (pull your shirt up), and - Oooo the tongue and a peace sign (multi-tasker)
but that's not all... you also have the DUCK FACE which is the most revaulting!
Please STOP THE MADNESS. Leave the duck face to cast of Duck Tales, Donald Duck, Darkwing Duck, and you know... real ducks.
So to show her how stupid it looks I took these. Don't laugh, I have no makeup on... ok, you can laugh... I did
Sad face, tongue, and duck face slash peace sign.
So being the mean mom that I am. I took these, walked back up to my daughters' room and said
"For every one of those pictures you post, I'll post one of mine and tag you in each one so your friends can see them."
Again, insert whiny voice here, "Mooooommmmm, you can't do that!"
"Why not? You said EVERYONE is doing it."
This is the picture she posted...
My son is addicted. No joke. It's his crack.
I walk in the door from work and the first thing is NOT "Hi", "I love you", or "What's for dinner". It's "Can I get on the computer? Pleeeeeeease!"
"Yea yea, whatever."
It's an everyday routine and I really don't care. He should just stop asking and get on.
After he sits at the PC, he starts skyping cause, you know, you can't play any game now-a-days without talking to the person you're playing with. May it be Xbox live or your phone or your iPod. After I hear him say "Are you on?" then I know he is not talking to me anymore for the next 3 hours. No joke, the kid can play that game for 3 hours.
Then the words spawning, looting, griefing, the nether, pillaring, boosters, mining, creepers, zombies, skeletons, slimes, spiders, jockies, ghasts, pigmen, etc.
I heard the word spawning and ask if it's about fishing. His friends laughed and he was mortified. Little did he know - I was serious.
They play for hours until one of them steals from the other and then I only get to hear one side of the arguement. Arg!
My son sits there with his ear buds in so he can hear them but I can't. Then on top of the ear buds (which are for skyping) he has an even bigger pair of headphones ON TOP of the ear buds so he can hear the game. Really?!
The catch - they can hear everything I say. Last night I apparently said something amusing cause my son tells the girl (Ash - from Seattle) that I am NOT funny.
He mutes his iPod "Mom stop. They think you're funny!"
"God forbid. They? I thought you were talking to Ash."
"I'm on a conference call with Ash and Keviel (from Cali)."
"A conference call? For crying out loud."
He gets back on and says, "Everybody thinks she's funny. I don't get it." And when I don't walk away he mouths the words You're so mean!
If I'm mean that means I'm doing a good job right?! Who doesn't want a funny parent?