These are my favorite quotes from the past week, not just from shows currently on the air, but also other random things I happen to be watching.
Game of Thrones
Brienne: Nothing’s more hateful than failing to protect the one you love.
Varys: Someone who inspires priests *and* whores is worth taking seriously.
CeeLo: Country is your core, not just your cowboy boots.
Jane the Virgin
Xo: Where is that music coming from?
Jane: Oh, from my pants.
Turn: Washington’s Spies
Robert: You are a boy, playing a man, playing a spy, and each one of them a liar.
Cisco: This is so trippy. Like, Marty-and-the-Polaroid trippy.
Eddie: This all keeps getting crazier and crazier.
Nick: You are the *least* qualified person to call themselves a doctor of love. Exhibit A: you dated me. I rest my case.
Nick: You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol. You treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol. That’s science.
Schmidt: I just can’t stand to be in here any longer! Surrounded by these underpants! Red ones! And yellow ones! And blue ones! And pink ones! And this woman, with her brazier slash teddy! Underpants everywhere! They’re driving me nuts! I feel like I got underpants all over my body!
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
Ward: This is great. We finally got the team back together!
Skye: I’m still happy I shot you.
Fitz: Yeah, me too.
Simmons: Shoulda aimed for the face.
Ravi: Can we just talk about you being a zombie? Brain eating, being undead. These are things you can discuss at length with me, but I can’t give you the…girlfriend experience.
Liv: I don’t think that means what you think it means.
Clive: They didn’t get this at IKEA
Liv: No, this is what Rumpelstiltskin carves for you when you promise him your firstborn.
Dylan: Look, Beetlejuice, I don’t remember saying your name three times, so stay the hell out of my business.
Ra’s: Oliver Queen is alive only in the past. He is forgotten.
Felicity: How did you get in here?
Thea: My dad’s a super villain and you…left your door’s unlocked.
Diggle: There’s only one thing left of him now.
Laurel: And what’s that?
Thea: Gone but never forgotten.
Donnie: We should have been drug dealers years ago!
Helena: Dirty Paul, who lays with my sisters. Even Rachel. Come inside. Have another.