As my week’s vacation is quickly coming to an end, I have a lot to post about, but no desire to do so at this time. So instead, a quick post about Rigby.
Rigby, who is crazy, cracked a claw a week or so ago while acting, well, crazy. I noticed that it was beginning to bother her, so I took her to the vet on my first day off. Thank goodness it wasn’t anything too worrisome. The vet had to trim the claw pretty far back and therefore wrapped Rigby’s foot to keep it from bleeding. Because it was pouring rain that day, the foot was also wrapped in plastic to stay dry. From the minute she was brought back out to me, Rigby wouldn’t leave her newly wrapped foot alone. In order to keep her from chewing off the plastic and the bandage, Rigby was fitted with an E Collar, otherwise known as “The Cone Of Shame”.
With the E Collar, Rigby acted as if I had actually cut off her entire foot. She barely moved, and if she did she’d walk a step, stop, lift her foot up, and look pathetic.
Because her nose is so long, she had to wear a larger cone which was really too big for the rest of her. She didn’t have an understanding that she was wider with this collar, so ran into the doors and wall corners. When she walked up the stairs, she’d drop her head because it was heavy, and then get stuck on the stairs. About half way up, I’d have to hold the cone up so we could finish our ascent.
On the second day, she became even more pathetic, and whenever I sat down, she climbed into my lap, cone and all.
I tried to catch up on 2 months worth of Boardwalk Empire and ended up watching just one episode through her plastic cone.
Finally, on day three, she AND I got sick of the cone. I had sent her outside for her morning '”business”. It was raining and muddy. Rigby walked out to the middle of the grass and then just stood, lifting her paw. I went out in the rain to persuade her to finish up. She continued to stand on three legs. So right there, in the middle of the grass, in the rain, I tore off the plastic and the wrap, and took off the stupid hat. That’s all she needed, she bounced right back to being nuts.
I’ll have to hold onto that E collar for when I need a break from the crazy.