We don’t know what you think, but we’re not at all convinced that our Barbies would’ve worn this dress – not even Crystal Barbie, who liked shiny things, or Pink n’ Pretty Barbie, with her penchant for pink. Of course, there may well have been a Fashion Criminal Barbie we just weren’t aware of (Damn!), in which case perhaps the easily-creased pink silk, ruched bodice, puffy sleeves and kicky little "butt bow" (to make your butt look like a present, see?), not to mention the cunning use of lace, would’ve set her plastic heart on fire. Maybe.