Mods are asleap, post Optimue Prime feet pics!

OOPS, I POSTED THE WRONG FETISH!

Please disregard the robot onahole and continue to enjoy your feet pics.

>>136844414 (OP)

Why do footfags have to ruin everything I like? I like robots and I'm not upset this exists.

I'm sure it's just law of averages.

Oops, and AGAIN, that was NOT feet. That was a "sexy 12 inch Optime Prime."

My bad.

God, can you just imagine the SMELL? The acrid metallic tang of rust in stale water?

I want to run a polishing wheel all over it.

Liscenced Optimus Prime sneakers.



*snifffffffffffff*

I bet they smell like new plastic and rubber.

Sports Label Optimus Prime -- a limited-release Optimus Prime toy who actually TURNS INTO A SNEAKER.

Optimus Prime, Ultra Magnus, Megatron and Starscream were ALL released as 'Sports Label' toys which turn into sneakers.



(And because we live in a sin-cursed world they all turn into left shoes.)

Fucking hell. Last time that happens, I promise.

You know, I might actually be almost OUT of robot feet pics?

Why isn't anyone else posting any?

Jankom Pog would sit on those feet all day.

Well, you see, Spike... the truth of the matter is... I have an enormous penis.



No, it's true. I see the confusion on your face. A robot with a dong? But you must understand, we Cybertronians have to reproduce somehow. Oh, did you think we used some big contraption? No, it's just good old solid intercourse. And my weiner is quite large. You've probably deduced that it's of good size in absolute terms given my overall stature. But I'm actually quite well-endowed in relative terms, as well.



Now, before you ask: yes, I have fucked Arcee. I have bent her over every shelf and desk on the Ark. She has a tight little robo-hole, or she did. But of course, as you might imagine, screwing the same hole over and over for thousands of years of space travel gets repeititve.



I'm sure the next question you've bothered to ask yourself is: all right, who did he sodomize? Well, I'll tell you. Bumblebee, for one. It should come as no surprise to you that Bumblebee is quite queer. He's a surprisingly yielding subject, if you take my meaning.



But you know who the best lay on this ship is? I'll bet you can't guess. It's Huffer. Huffer is extremely pleasant in bed. He gives fantastic oral sex, as well. Well, maybe it's not so surprising, now that I come to think of it.



Anyway, I'm told you have some information for me, Spike. I hope you'll forgive the discursion, please go right ahead.

>>136844414 (OP)

Cursed. Arcee feet is infinitely better.

How has this crazy thread stayed up so long? This isn't your fucking DeviantArt page.

Mods gotta fap too anon.

>>136844414 (OP)

Jesus, there are a lot more of these than I expected. Came to this thread to laugh, but now I'm kinda scared.
