this is no longer sustainable for middle class, the simpsons are objectively rich fucks

nah that house needs foundation repair, it's actually a deathtrap

the street smells rank apparently

You'll die of carcinogenics long before that becomes an issue

>>136999639 (OP)

I mean, homer is somehow a key worker at a nuclear power plant, he has to make some money.

>>136999639 (OP)

Yeah, that’s what Grimey said.

>>136999639 (OP)

>Be born in 1949

>Don't have to fight in a war

>Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69

>Pick up some ridiculous 10/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month

>She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother

>Bring her home and marry her

>Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained

>Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year

>rent out my land for decades

>retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use

Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

>>136999639 (OP)

I think grandpa helped them buy the house

>wojak

>wall of text

bad blog go hom

kek.

>>136999639 (OP)

THE SIMPSON'S HOUSE IS LIGHT BROWN

>>Be born in 1949

>>Don't have to fight in a war

There have been 285 wars since 1945 most after 1949.

>>136999639 (OP)

Kind of insane what houses go for these days and what has changed for the norm. The

>HAHAHA! Ew....You live with your parents dude!

Has become

>Oh, you live with your family? Lucky for you. Wish I could save cash like that

Because good luck buying a house as single income these days, and if you do, you're in debt for life

Americans be like

>my country spent decades simping for immigrants and darkies that breed like rats so now prices have to higher to accommodate the disproportionate supply demand ratio

>wtf I can't afford anything, this is clearly Biden's fault

t. chang

>>136999639 (OP)

Have them rent it from Burns or something

Why weren't you drafted to Vietnam

College.

Sweet

He's a draft dodger. Remember, you have to pull yourself up from your bootstraps and die for your country, except when I'm expected to do it then it's elder abuse and you need to respect your elders goyim.

Not many people got drafted.



Probably a middle class white kid from the North or Midwest since the military tended to draft minorities or poor dumb crackers from the South for Vietnam. Big part of why fragging skyrocketed during Vietnam if I remember right since officers tended to be wealthier kids from the Northeast.
