Whats the boating accident protocol for someone who doesnt own a boat?

>>58007437 (OP)

Report the guns as stolen retard everybody with two braincells to rub together knows this

>>58007437 (OP)

Boat sank too

>>58007437 (OP)

Fuck ya mudda

Give them a description of biden and/or Hillary as the robber for maximum lulz

>>58007437 (OP)

>purchase $100 raft with credit card

>throw in river

>Oh no, boating accident, guns gone

This, ofc you don't have a boat op, it sank.

My boat was lost in a tragic shooting accident

>>58007437 (OP)

>my guns? Oh of course sir, right this way into the dungeo... er, basment The sound proofing foam? I'm just a bit of an audiophile. What does that mean? Audiophile? Oh I just really like music ha ha! Yes sir, my safe is just through that doorway, the light switch is on the right, after you.

It's hard to believe that the fear of offending can be stronger than the fear of pain, but you know what? It is.

Smells like the glow

>>58007437 (OP)

Have a (you) you glow [redacted]

>>58007437 (OP)

It was also lost in said boating accident

That would be hilarious actually

You never owned what you never registered.

Interesting, citizen, tell me more.

Wait is boat code for firearms or summink what is this thread?

I don't know, I lost the thread in a boating accident.

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What is picrel from?

Girl with the dragon tattoo, US version

Oh, also I guess spoilers for girl with the dragon tattoo

>>58007437 (OP)

had a boat

>>58007437 (OP)

The protocol is don't talk to the goddamn police in any scenario. Don't actually tell any police or agent some cutesy "teehee I had a boating accident" in real life. If any officer wants to talk to you, you say nothing. If they come to your front door asking to search, you ignore. If they have a warrant, go ahead and open the door you you at least don't have to pay for repairs, but don't say anything. Never do anything more than the the minimum needed to legally comply. And if you're arrested, the only words that should come out of your mouth is "I demand a lawyer; I refuse to speak without my lawyer present". Let your lawyer handle this shit, not you.

>>58007437 (OP)

A homeless fentanyl addicted tranny BLM jogger person of color stole it. Police will thank you for your service, kneel, and leave.

>>58007437 (OP)

>filling out a 4473

You already fucked up

What movie is this from?

“Black people broke in and stole my guns and I didn’t report it because the white supremacist police would murder innocent blxck folx. Doctrine of competing harms has me covered, your move”

I think you’re obligated to report the theft within some time frame. Hence why in my meme response I invoked doctrine of competing harms.
