How is coffee and cigarettes for breakfast 0 calories?

Also that's the first image from Google images, i usually smoke 100s

you are disgusting and everyone thinks so

everyone that I know has the same breakfast, eat shit.

>eat shit

all around still more pleasant than smoking

the heat of the cigarette burns the calories

fact

>>19201440 (OP)

You went to a public school didn't you?

It's not zero calories, your body just burns enough calories to effectively make it count as zero.

>>19201440 (OP)

>How is coffee and cigarettes for breakfast 0 calories?

you avoid the sugar and milk (at your own loss)

>>19201440 (OP)

Because it's normal coffee, not "bulletproof coffee" or whatever.

>>19201440 (OP)

(You)

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>>19201440 (OP)

I always do my 3K in the morning.

>Kaffee (coffee)

>Kippe (cigarette)

>Kacken (shitting)

>drinking a glass of water is negative calories

based retard

If it's iced or very cold water it is.

why are Germans constantly talking about shit, Hans?

>>19201440 (OP)

Urban layman goyslop

coffee + spliffs before work for extreme anxiety!

>eat ice cubes

>wither away into nothingness

I mean, if it's ALL you eat...

Bros I miss baccy so much it's unreal. Please smoke a cigarette for me

if your brekkie is a coffee and a cig, chances are you are already well down the drain and booze yourself to sleep

so a good big swig of water before your morning ritual might be a good idea

Technically it is regardless because your body uses that water and the process consumes calories

It's a negligible amount but still there

Well if you want to get technical we can. You seem to be defining "calories" as the caused caloric effect of the substance and not the caloric content of the substance. 

 

This is not the conventional definition and it sounds silly. We don't say breathing air is negative calories, in the same way that we don't say a free park isn't free because 0.0001% of your taxes was used to maintain it.

>>19201440 (OP)

are you eating the cigarettes?

got to love it. then you're all set to start the day

black coffee could have as much as 20 calories.

nice

>>19201440 (OP)

you know that black coffee is basically just water, right

>Surrounded yourself with like minded retards

In the US it’s shit, shower, shave.

>breakfast

>breaking the fast between sleep and wakeup

>breaking the fast by drinking coffee on an empty stomach and smoking tobacco and chemicals rolled into a paper tube

It occurs to me just how much this is one of those sigma male andrew tate grindset fuckulisms. One of those things absolute losers who think they're a good ending version of Patrick Bateman in waiting do because they think they'll end up with all the bitches, all the money, cars, mansions, respect, all if they shun reasonable things and do goober things instead.

White monster + Lucky Strike is my favourite breakfast

palette of a child

>skipping breakfast is unreasonable

ask me how I know you're overweight

I wish our packs of cigarettes came with free lung disease trading cards.
