>be me

>go to a gay gitsu gym to see what is this shit all about

>see two faggots sparring

>picrel

>ask the the head of the faggots wtf is this

>he told me that this is a rare difficult submission technique called the banana split

>turned 360 degrees and walked away

>while walking home I conclude that the Gracie family is a rape organization

Sakurabe was a great guy. He understood the plan of these faggots and saved us.

>>70662543 (OP)

Broke neck in BJJ practice

https://youtu.be/p5570Annq9E [Embed]

>>70662543 (OP)

That's a wrestling technique and Sakuraba was a wrestler

>>70662543 (OP)

Wrestling BTFO!

>>70662543 (OP)

Imagine getting your dick sucked while held down in the banana split.by two big tit goth bullies. Ha ha

>>70662543 (OP)

>turned 360 degrees and walked away

so...you walked back in there?

newfag

This but if they were muscular pegging my twink boyhole instead

Wrestling is really fun guys, if you have a club near you, or open mat sessions you should learn. It's like striking but you can do hundreds of different moves and experiment without getting as injured as you would from boxing or bjj. Just make sure the guys you are practicing up against are friendly.

Bad karma

Nigger word

Fuck you

Maybe the exit was in that direction. You have to make your understanding more comprehensive.

im going to become trans and join a female league

This shit always terrified me when I was training. I've had a couple injuries in BJJ. Landed on my foot wrong defending a single leg takedown and couldn't walk properly for a week. Almost had my wrist bent backwards all the way as I fell to the ground with someone on me. And got a concussion when some jack off guy who out weighed me by 100lbs and looked like he Bench pressed 405lbs decided to go full 100% effort on me for no apparent reason other than to stroke his own ego. I've felt BJJ before where the bones in my fingers are aching. The purple belts and up all would talk about how their knees and backs are achy and sore. The owner of the gym, a blck belt in his 50s, would come into the gym literally hunch over in pain because his back was so bad, had his son, a black belt, teach the class because he could barely move. Had his neck fused before. Eddie Bravo and Joe Rogan are also popular names who have Knee surgeries, back pain and neck fusions from jiu jitsu. I dreamed of getting a black belt years ago when I first started, but I just don't really have the drive anymore. Do I really want to be 50 years old with severe joint and neck problems in exchange for knowledge on how to get out of complex positions in jiu jitsu? Like whats the trade off? For the hypothetical scenario where maybe one time one day I'll get in a street fight and win because I know how to choke people out? Idk man jiu jitsu is so high risk and not really high reward.

rolling with chix is actually harrowing.

Like a rape simulator...

I’m going to become trans and join a male league

Nigger

>>70662543 (OP)

>complains about BJJ

>post a wrestling move

????

Immunity dog negates your negation
