>do chin ups

>I'm still sad

>dumbbell

>doesn’t even ring

dumb bell!

>>70747561 (OP)

>do pullups

>pants keep falling down

>Do calf raises

>Still no cow

>pulldowns

>get kicked out of gym for public indecency

>do pullovers

>still cold under blanket

>overhead press

>see myself on the news later

>good mornings

>still tired

>Abductor machine

>no UFO

>Do good mornings

>Gandalf gives me a lecture on different ways of interpreting the phrase “good morning”

>Walk into McDonalds

>Theyve just McStarted

>do Romanian deadlifts

>get kicked out of gym after Vlad the third impales two Arabs on a barbell

>try some lunges with a female gym partner

>now on the sex offender registry

I've got the same problem

>get on the rowing machine

>end up in the middle of the lake

Fuck Michigan

>>70747561 (OP)

>Dips

>I don't have any condiments

>>70747561 (OP)

>Do deadlifts

>still no job at funeral home

>Landmine Presses

>no more limbs

>deadlifts

>have to take the stairs

>leg raises

>still not enough to counter inflation

>protein brrapp turns on clap-switch

>gf accuses me of gaslighting

>Decline bench

>Do it anyway

Funniest thing I’ve seen in a while

kekd hard

>Skullcrushers

>

>leg extension

>still manlet

>do bench press

>how many articles can one even write about fucking benches

>do push-ups

>need to wash them later

>do squat

>still get tired

>>70747561 (OP)

>ass to grass

>there is no grass in my gym

>>70747561 (OP)

>sit up

>i wasnt lying down

>dumbell flys

>still have to lift it

>do romanian deadlifts

>steal everyone else in the room's gains

>lying tricep extensions

>actually did curls

>>70747561 (OP)

>snatch

>I was caught red handed

>Starting strength

>Still never even began for me

>barbell curls

>still don't know why

>do farmers walk

>Still no crop yield

>boxing

>springfield elementary school visit the factory again

>starting strength

>it's over

>do bench press

>the bench starts sweating profusely as it knows it has something to hide

>cheat curls

>never got caught

>>70747561 (OP)

>Squat

>Still have to pay rent

>do hundreds of marines

>get kicked out of the military because apparently I "gave them syphilis"

>paused squats

>ill finish them later

>use slut machine

>get 3 babydaddies

>plank

>get molested by Johnny

>burpees

>excuse me

>push ups

>mailman doesn't have duo

>mountain climbers

>have to climb back down when I'm done

What the fuck is the point of shitpost threads like this? It's just a waste of time and none of you are funny.

>calf raises

>never flags segs with cow

>weighted dips

>now my lip hurts

>box squats

>forgot my gloves

>use smith machine

>don’t make anything



>buy Roman chair

>it’s uncomfortable and doesn’t fit my desk



>start cutting

>never bleed



>do hammer curls

>don’t have hammers

>nothing gets curled



>do preacher curls

>am an atheist 



>military press

>can’t write about anything interesting because it’s classified

kek

>clean and jerk

>place still messy, still horny

>>70747561 (OP)

>fork-putdowns

>heaping spoonups

>dead hangs

I read them, they are absurd to the point of hilarity. Classic comedy rule of 

>slightly funny but repeated too long stops being funny, then starts being even funnier
