Do any anons have any experience in euthanizing a bird? Obviously this would be a just and Christian act of mercy, of course. No malice meant. 

PS: it also needs to be discreet and undetectable in an autopsy.

Is eating it not an option?

OP is from peta.

>>2596674 (OP)

Build a gas chamber and inject it with c02, Zyklon B may not be strong enough.



>Verification not required.

>>2596674 (OP)

Teflon pan, scented candles

>>2596674 (OP)

lotta bird flu going around these days

see those dead fuckers everywhere outside

just saying

When I was a kid I gave a bird a small amount of protein powder because i wanted to see if it would get stronger



It had a seizure and died in my hands a few hours later

teach it to say nigger

>>2596674 (OP)

what the fuck bird are you trying to kill that you expect an autopsy to be done on?

Did it get stronger first?

>>2596674 (OP)

Break it’s neck. The coroner will think It fell down the stairs.

>>2596674 (OP)

C02 death is bad makes the body panic



Nitrogen is the way to go wont distress the bird at all

>>2596674 (OP)

Op my parents have an Amazon parrot, and it hates me. Rather it hates everyone but my sister. Apparently they bond with someone, which they think is it’s mate, and hate everyone else. They are also sexually frustrated because they can’t fuck their partner. It makes them mean as fuck.



They live to be like 80

>they can’t fuck their partner. 

so get a female parrot and little tiny bird dildo and go at it?

>>2596674 (OP)

Aren't you supposed to put them in a bag with water in the freezer?

>>2596674 (OP)

Just say "no" to bird murder.

OP I think you may be myself from the future. My mom has a Cockatoo that absolutely HATES ME and she says when she passes I will inherit it. I plan to murder it but I'm not worried about an autopsy because that's silly, I'm just going to suffocate it in a bag.

How does that actually affect your life?

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bro just let it go. like put it outside lmao

Just rehome it when the time comes, there are plenty of families out there that have aviaries they can chill in with other birds.
