Would you finally accept you need to RTO to office if you had a mandated programming cheerleader?

>>92935613 (OP)

I get paranoid when somebody is watching my screen from behind.

>>92935613 (OP)

no,i could just hire a prostitute if i wanted sex

>>92935613 (OP)

Imagine an HR plant standing behind you all the time watching how you waste company time, why is it suddenly ok if it's a cute azn girl saying nice things to you?

>>92935613 (OP)

Are office prostitutes a thing in countries like Germany and Holland where prostitution is legal?

Seems like a very good employee benefit.

same here... my wallpaper is a Belle Delphine pinup at work. I hid it male coworkers come by but show it when the coal roasted women supervisors come by.

>finally achieve enough seniority for my own programming cheerleader

>it's a fucking tranny

>tfw the tits are a 10/10 but the ai makes the toes a 1/10

goddammit

we don't call them prostitutes that would be mean

>from the sick twisted mind of Jordan Peele...

Office prostitutes exist in every country and they're free however they're only for the hottest guy in the office, and only if that hottest guy is in the top 5% of men in his age group in the city they're in

Living life to fullest, aren't you?

Jokes on you, I've had a 20 yo colombian hooker giving me a blowjob while I was on team meeting.

fuck i thought i was white but looking at this photo is like looking directly into a spotlight.

I will never return to the wage cage

> 20yo

and a 10 year veteran of the job, going by Colombian standards. only 10 more years until forced retirement.

>>92935613 (OP)

>she touches you

>you accidently touch her

>get sued, fired, canceled, etc.

>now you're homeless and completely broke

>can't get job because everyone thinks you're a molester

Yeah, I'd rather all women stay the fuck away from me. Hell, guys can stay the fuck away from me too. Just everyone can leave me the hell alone.

Well it clearly wasn't her first rodeo.

have sex b4 you rope

>>92935613 (OP)

>RTO to office

return to office to office?

>>she touches you

scream RAPE as loud as you can.



>you accidently touch her

with what?



>get sued, fired, canceled, etc.

oh. your penis. no, you keep it in your pants.

That's exactly what I read in that image also, apart from looking fake and staged but not gay.

Nope, I'm dying a virgin. I'll never kill myself. I love living too much.



>reddit spacing

Kill yourself

>with what?

Your hand most likely. It doesn't matter what you touch them with, you're still immediately screwed.

>scream RAPE

Nobody gives a fuck about guys you retard. Women beat the fuck out of guys all the time in relationships and marriages and the first thing the cops do is put you in handcuffs and get the story from her. Men are ALWAYS guilty into proven innocence when it comes to women.

>>92935613 (OP)

>Return to office to office

yeah OP needs to kys himself

>mfw when pic related

Based anti-footfag AI

>>92935613 (OP)

if sex was allowed absolutely

The girls at the sides dont look very amused.

For some reason...the words HR, politburo and zampolit came to mind.



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