>Oh yeah, can't wait to drink some BEAN juice

yo, get me that LEAF juice

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yes, roasted fruit pits taste good

>>19183122 (OP)

anon please spare me one of the very few things left I still enjoy on this hellish planet

>>19183122 (OP)

>Shh

>Not yet

>Nearly

Sluuuuuurp

>Now you may speak 

Amirite coffee sisters?

>he drains off the potliquor

niggas....

>>19183122 (OP)

THIS NIGGA DRINKIN' BEANS

>>19183122 (OP)

it's more of a bean tisane

>>19183122 (OP)

Coffee tastes disgusting no matter the type, way of making it or temperature. And it doesn't even makes me less sleepy or more active, I feel like a fool buying some expensive beans and tasting same dirt-taste. You need to be shit eating beetle to enjoy this crap.

Literally the only thing I look forward to when I wake up.

>>19183122 (OP)

i love bean juice so much bros

Who asked you? Seriously shut the flip up. Boy oh boy if you said this in my vicinity in REAL life? Ho! You'd better run buddy. I'd beat your cheeks so bad you'd be busting MY nuts. Why even say something like this? Like anyone would even care. Frankly, you can lick on every hair follicle of my 4.3" circumcised member. Frig off.

>>19183122 (OP)

Why's it called Americano

It's actually a seed broth

its how visiting americans asked for espresso, watered down like regular coffee

Potliquor? I barely potknower

So since the middle ages euros have been drinking coffee them Raul shultzheimerbergstein comes over and asks for a cup of coffee and it gets a name change?



Well shit nigga

I'd feel like a fool if I wasted money on something I had no idea how to prepare or consume too, autism-kun.

>No don't drink bean juice...that's so fucking gross.

>Just put these bones in a pot for hours and hours to make the perfect soup. NO THAT"S NOT ANIMAL JUICE YOU NIGGER IT"S STOCK!!!!!!!!

Only if you consider the invention of apple sauce renaming apples, I guess



Stock is not juice, coffee is not a bean, you are not sane

i stay in the slurp phase

Cafe Americano literally means "American coffee" you schizoid, as in "coffee prepared in the American style" as in "Giovanni, this man is an American please water down his espresso so that his people do not turn us into the second hentai-producing nation"

Just seems a bit much and grand 

Like

Some fucking goblin nigger that probably couldn't even see over the counter gets a drink named after his people

That's extreme

Yeah like how some italianigger from Naples smeared some tomato onto bread and tossed a couple chunks of mozzarella on top and they started calling it a style of pizza, seems insane

I feel the same about the regular coffee made in a moka. But most instant coffee brands and espressos are tasty.

>>19183122 (OP)

is that heccin' BEAN JUICE??? oh MAN I can't WAIT to add some COW JUICE to my BEAN JUICE!!! did you know you can add Whiskey to the BEAN JUICE to make ADULTING BEAN JUICE????!?!!?!! It's a real GAME changer man, I tried to order one at my local ARCADE BAR for us ADULTS and luckily they had a CHONKER of an IPA that was BEAN JUICE flavor, so it was like EVEN BETTER!!!?!!!?! I wonder if there's VAPE JUICE flavored like this, let me check Reddit!!!

i start looking forward to tomorrow's coffee sometime around 3pm every afternoon, it's what keeps me going

>>19183122 (OP)

Bean extract, actually.
