How do learn to talk like Xavier?

To learn to talk like the master of Monologue-fu, one first must un-learn the so-called spoken truths.

>>136877233 (OP)

>How do learn to talk like Xavier?

It's not uncommon to see fecal matter mimicry the PHDoodoo of guzzling infinite wisdom down his bowels. Unless you're just a shittalking ESL, in which case, you're better off getting dumped in the can where you belong.

>>136877233 (OP)

SAAAAND MADNEEEES

>>136877233 (OP)

Say the most insane-sounding bullshit you can think of full of nonsensical analogies and metaphors, but say it with confidence and wisdom of a zen monk.

>>136877233 (OP)

realistically i would go outside and try to extrapolate puns out of anything i hear or see

>>136877233 (OP)

I wish I could write Xavier-like dialogue for the sole reason that I think drawing ship art of him and ENA would be funny

What if I try to make up stories of a shaman I was tutored by in my head?

We don't cotton to freaks round this board

>ENA

What's that?

I am actually curious, do people have a preference to how Xavier talked comparing season one to season two?



In season one he sounded like an american dude with a slight inflection and a little bit of weird pronunciation on words. Then in season two he sounds completely different. Weird pauses, pretty much half his words are butchered and his inflections are off the board wacky. Is there a preference or are people who watch Xavier honestly to high to care?

Some people say Xavier s2 isn't as good as s1. I don't though. I'd say season 2 is just as good and as far as his voice is concerned. His voice gets wackier over the course of season 1 as well. He's just a bit more dry in the earlier parts of season 1. I would like to speak like him when it comes to his wordplay, oxymorons and general nonsense except said with confidence that I'm speaking something worth listening to.

>>136877233 (OP)

It would be extremely (PAIN)ful

>>136877233 (OP)

Everyone who likes this show are exactly what people memed Rick and Morty fans of being back in 2018

As they say: beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but in this in-stance the eye is in the beauty of the cornholer.

20 years improv

20 years as a Literature professor 

20 years studying Classical philosophy then contemporary philosophy

20 years taking mind-altering drugs so you forget the last 60 years

So it's like some mixed up philosophical soup where the ingredients are there but are no longer recognizeable?

I think it’s an acronym for Environmental Nigger Association

I'm gonna love this until the day entropy claims every last atom in my ass.

https://files.catbox.moe/13aqvz.mp3

Got any more of these? Also I notice this tries to be very alliterative. Is that really a Xavierism?

ENA

zoomer shit

Post Xavierism's, quotes, or anything Xavier-like NOW. I crave more Xavier content.

>>136877233 (OP)

Loose your braincells.

Now that I think about it ENA really is just zoomer xavier

That description always seemed misleading to me, technically yes, Joelg may be 25 or 30yo idk but I think people usually with zoomer something current like fortnite or whatever, but Ena's biggest references are vaporwave culture, windows95, lsd simulator, and a 1980 song

Xavier is zoomer Xavier
