Why do Jam Bands get such a bad rep?

>>116030440 (OP)

Because they do a lot of improvisation and don't play the standard pop format.

>>116030440 (OP)

Because modern fuckwits have short attention spans and hate exploring things.

>>116030440 (OP)

Their fans tend to be really obnoxious.

it's meandering wank at best and a lot of people can't sit down and listen to two hours of a cassette bootleg even whilst're cooked on drugs

moreover, cia circus music (circusic)

>>116030440 (OP)

because jam bands are bands where the music is made for the enjoyment of the musicians not the audience, and that sucks

>>116030440 (OP)

Philharmonic are fucking awful. The Grateful Dead,Allman Brothers,Amon Düül ii,CAN,Mighty Baby,Quicksilver Messenger Service,and Little Feat are all objectively pretty based in various ways but the gooy ahh 90s wook culture the term became associated with undermines that since Ohish basically just took the boringest most played out elements of most of said bands (especially The Dead,The Allmans,Santana,CAN since those were the most popular ones) and throws them in a cringefest blender.

Santana is also fucking based mind you. The culture around 90s Jam Bands really undercuts it tho.

Tell that to a dead head who is working themselves into a frenzy at the live shows.

Friend of mine went to a Dead show once. Came back and told me about how at one point Garcia was just playing a couple notes over and over and over. There was this guy rocking out next to him while Garcia was doing that and he asked him "Is he playing or tuning his guitar?"



The guy stopped dancing around and said "That's the cool thing, man. You can't tell!"

Grateful Dead were based but Dead and Co are pretty needless.

>>116030440 (OP)

90s and everything after basically ruined it all

I prefer custard bands.

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Because the fans suck gas from balloons, wear the same gay sandals and wide brim camp hats, and are insufferable when they reminisce about their esoteric bullshit like that “epic jam sesh” from August ‘94.



I can’t even read this goddamn captcha. Whereas a jam band enthusiast might tell me I just don’t understand it.

>>116030440 (OP)

Anyone who doesn't understand Phish is retarded.

https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/phishs-mike-gordon-arrested-235671/

Im im a jam band. How do we play music that plessant to listen to in a bar/restaurant type settinf

>>116030440 (OP)

Markiplier never said that

Spin Doctors is kino.

Markiplier likely does drugs though

cause they suck dick 

like, you could call the allman brothers or santana or the miles davis live evil lineup "jam bands", but they can actually play their instruments 

everything ive listened to from the dead sounds like a pickup band at a bar with 8 members that haven't met each other before

lol what makes you say that, unless you’re just trolling

yes i did

Look at the OP >>116030440 (OP)

even his skin is tripping balls

>>116030440 (OP)

I thought picrel was 6ix9ine
