How high does my bench press need to be in order to get a qt soft bookish lit gf?

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>>21949132 (OP)

Girls don't care how much you lift. Just lift enough to not have little twig arms. Anything past that and you're only impressing other dudes

Benchpress isn't as important as squat/deadlift, and you only need to match her weight. So assuming average woman weight, you probably need to deadlift at least 150, probably 170. Then you should be able to run an above average cross country time, try getting your pace to a7:30 mile while also carrying a large sack of potatoes over your shoulder as training

It is incredibly uncanny that this young woman looks so much like my first highschool crush. She was also bookish and had that timid smile.

>that jaw

>soft

Anon she looks like a wrestler

Zero, you need to be a frail Timothy Chalamet looking mf. Then go hunting over bait at your local asylum.

>>21949132 (OP)

She looks like she dates skinny secular Jewish guys with mildly receding hairlines who wear big ugly knit sweaters

God damn lol

>date the mentally feeble

This is correct, don’t tell normal people this though. They’ll try and cut in on my action. Go after the ones with low self esteem, they’ll take anyone as long as you validate their existence. They won’t all be hot, but let’s face it, if you’re making threads about how to get a GF on a literature enthusiast board you probably aren’t hot either.

Bench press is overrated. You want boobs or something? Just do pushups and some dumbbell/cable work.

>>21949132 (OP)

The exact stats you need are 135 bench press and 6 minute mile

>>21949132 (OP)

Just be in shape.

This is true. When I came back to college with a surgery scar on my forearm that looked like a suicide attempt the amount of attention I got from BPD art hoes was immense. I even got invited to participate in a suicide pact.

this

>ooh, how did you get the scar, anon?

>i don't like to talk about it

>oooohh, mysterious

You can literally let them write their own story.

Wow, by those standards I'm Hercules. I just did 10 reps of 215 lbs.

(Bench press, not deadlift)

> seek out the mentally ill, feeble and drugged; date them.

Is this nigga fr? Terrible advice. I hope he killed himself :)

>>21949132 (OP)

>How high does my bench press need to be in order to get a qt soft bookish lit gf?

Keep feeding it edibles until you find out.

>>21949132 (OP)

there are so many bookish trans girls but you're a bigot

>>21949132 (OP)

that's a man. if you want a man just download a gay app, all fags are huge degenerates I think, you can find one by tomorrow

Post one that’s passable and lives in the Boston metro area and I’ll consider

>>21949132 (OP)

However much she weighs.

>>21949132 (OP)

What a cute hapa

they're cute

>>21949132 (OP)

i hope she has a huge hairy bush
