Blueberries are the worst.

The texture and taste are never the same from one berry to the next.

You sure struck gold with this blueberry thread didn't you. I bet you're just shaking waiting for some yous right now you little shitstain.

>the healthiest fruit is also the yummiest

thanks, blueberries! I owe ya one

not all blueberries are created equal. some are good and some are american mutt berries

>>19190134 (OP)

Raspberry is consistently sweet and tasty. I don't know what's wrong with blueberries.

>>19190134 (OP)

Get some fresh ones, not the stuff that was picked too early and then gassed.

Bet you also complain about tomatoes.

>>19190134 (OP)

It’s called heterogeneity. Do you even watch Adam Ragusea?

>>19190134 (OP)

I will give you unlimited (you)s Foreverially 

Desu blueberries are only good in pancakes

>American mutt berries

Where do you think blueberries come from?

European blueberries, or bilberries, does not come from muttland

Just eat your standardized goyslop, you're too far fucking gone

>>19190134 (OP)

get out of here, you've never eaten a real blueberry, and i distrust all of your opinions, please do not reply. costco blueberries suck but stop eating your moms groceries and go touch a blueberry shrub.

>>19190134 (OP)

Organic blueberries in-season are the only ones really worth a damn, even then there is quite a bit of variation between berries

I like them in pancakes and I'm not autistic so variations from berry to berry does not upset me

I like to eat ‘em straight outta the box on toast.

>>19190134 (OP)

>The texture and taste are never the same from one berry to the next

that's part of what makes them awesome, anon.

I have 10 shrubs got a good amount every summer so good

This last summer some how the birds found them and I hardly got any

Thinking of netting or something this year to keep them away, any tips?

>he thinks europe is homogeneous after 1100 ad

>>19190134 (OP)

I've been eating a pint almost everyday now with pork rinds and cheese. They make my poop purple and green



It's so fun

>>19190134 (OP)

>Blueberries

yeah .yeah .yeah your tiny stretch of land is waaay more fertile than the whole of U.S

we get it 

yawn

Many of the blueberries you find in the store can taste a bit off I've found but if you've ever picked wild blueberries you know they're delicious. It's a lot of fun in Fall to go pick them with family and serve them with pie and homemade whipped cream. So many memories

*turns your population into a bunch of violent psychos*

Standalone fruit

I had some blueberries once; kept 'em in the fridge. After a few days, they got moldy. What did I do wrong?

You're meant to eat them

They don't last long, then? I can only eat so many/day.

>>19190134 (OP)

blueberries are the weakest berry when not accounting for their utility as a cereal/oatmeal topping. This makes up for their shortcomings and then some

i call em spewberries cause fuckin they make me throw up

>make blueberry jam

>the blueberries boiling turn a horrible milky grey for a while before it turns a lovely purple

>waaay more fertile

Just a different species of berry.
