Which parade vehicle should suicide drone hit for maximum lols?

>>58070113 (OP)

could you imagine if the T-14 turret tossed in front of the parade crowd

they should fill them with candies for the kids so they can later say it was an intentional stunt show or something

>>58070113 (OP)

Unless they get something else. Picrel

s400 cookoff into a crowd would be fucking kino

>>58070113 (OP)

The tow trucks.

>>58070113 (OP)

I refuse to believe that these can't be smuggled, if not straight up built in Moscow. Fly like 5 of these with those coke can claymores if not rpgs. Obviously, it is technology within reach of partisans.

forgot pic

They are too fucking agile to be dodged or even aimed at by anti-drone guns. If you fly low, there's no way Russkis will shoot at the VIP stand, unless that's an excuse for a FSB coup.

>>58070113 (OP)

The mobile ICBM launcher. They parade them with active warheads don't they?

Almost certainly. However, keep in mind the job of a partisan is harder now than ever before thanks to the new technological systems of surveillance.

>>58070113 (OP)

Honestly, none. It would possibly infuriate the masses.

What you need is breakdowns, constant breakdowns, maybe something catching fire and spreading. They need sabotours, not provocators

It would seem they mostly rely on reports from the public and manually searching phones. I’m sure if they suspect somebody or a group they have better ways, but it doesn’t seem broadly applied

>>58070113 (OP)

No vehicles, just the crowd

They almost certainly track peoples movements in real time using the cell infrastructure. Partisans would have to choose between accepting this and dealing with it, or moving around with no phones (which could plausibly get them flagged for suspicion as well.)

T-34

>>58070113 (OP)

ICBM. Imagine igniting a solid rocket booster in the middle of a hundred thousand babushkas

They are empty tubes, always been. Consider the parade as an american peagant show, all fake for the viewers

shovel pancake actually seems like a cool idea

>explosions and fire everywhere

the babushkas would thank putin for reminding them of their childhood.

Its unsanitary and show something went really wrong somewhere. Imagine someone bringing you a pizza with a pitchfork, which might or might not have been used for its intended purpose half and hour ago

Shoigu's car as he does the troop review

>>58070113 (OP)

UAZ with veterans/generals. Anything less is not worth mentioning

A pizza peel is basically a shovel.



>unsanitary

it's fine. you'll be fine.

That is not shovel pancake gift, friend. It is collection shovel. Like collection plate at church where but you donate your scraps of bread.

kek

>>58070113 (OP)

Merkava right into some yeshiva

>>58070113 (OP)

I'm a fan of paint bombs. Blue and gold paint bombs. Everyfuckingwhere. People, equipment, tanks, buildings ... just paint bomb all of Red Square all the fuck all over the place.



The second wave should be blue and gold glitter. That shit will be everywhere for decades.

It's just a big spatula, really
