it is time to go to bed and dream of nice things

NO I want to stay up absurdly late on /bant/

>>17505402 (OP)

When you wake up, please share your dream

>go to bed

>archons send a nightmare

i often save videos of cute cats immediately but im afraid someone mightve put weird shit at the end of the video which would come up while i scroll through cat videos in public

>>17505402 (OP)

wake up

>>17505402 (OP)

wake up NOW

>>17505402 (OP)

stay sleeping

>>17505402 (OP)

Wake up RIGHT NOW or else

>>17505402 (OP)

don't forget your toilet paper in case you shit yourself in sleep

>>17505402 (OP)

Never wake up again nigger

he probably wont shit himself in his sleep hopefully

i had a dream i was using the computer and the mouse cord was too short and i got really frustrated



big boy

kot

are you sleeping

yes thanks for asking

was my pleasure to ask you that

it was a good question wasn't it

it was my favourite question ive been asked in my life

are you sleeping?

thank you



no i am not i woke up because somebody told me it is mcdonalds time

i was not aware it was mcdonalds time so i will wake up now

ok wake up

all canadians must give me a handjob now

i have awoken now and im now having wendys

fat

ok good i will take a powernap

thank you i try my best 

good luck you will need it

i woke up one hour and 29 minutes ago

are you sleeping

bedtime sorry

wake up

they poisoned my wendys so i was dead but im alive again now

please be more careful

i will try but i can't make any promises but it's now toilet time so please use the toilet

MAaaaMEr versuchst du auf was hinaus zu spielen

ok i sneezed

that's a good start thanks

is toilet time over yet

yes it was over 2 hours and 15 minutes ago sorry

ok good

i will nap

i am napping bye

Nice and wholesome things are the best.

what are you dreaming about?

please wait until i wake up

i woke up to pee

sorry i was just excited

didn't you do that during toilet time already?

wake up

yes

wake up

i think he's dead

why

because he won't wake up even though it's national nacho time

wake up

he is officially dead

looks like it oh well it happens

great

Why do cats do this when sleepy

they have autism and therefore like to stim

hehe

did you die

he is in heaven now look >>17520148

>>17505402 (OP)

big black cocks

what is heaven like?

was he a cat on earth too or just in heaven?

i don't know his background sorry

i got sleep paralysis twice last night and i blame france

Yeah like an oven that opens into a void of rusty churning machinery with a dead rat on a stick inside cooking in preparation to be fed to my pet kitty for dinner!

it is very nice thank you

it's okay i thought you did sorry 

will you visit us sometime soon?

yes i will visit

i will bring whoppers

bedtime

he is dead so he can stay up late if he wants

and drink mountain dew

or coker coley

i will bring the mountain dew so we can party all night long as we eat whoppers
