rentcucks wouldn't understand

Grass is the world’s largest cultivated crop and it does absolutely nothing

Except provide the best sustenance for one of the largest terrestrial land mammals which provide people with meat and milk.

If you mean cattle pretty sure the majority of them are stuck in blockades being fed corn and GMOs so you must be referring to your mother.

they plant kentucky blue grass for free range cattle?

Doubt.

This stat must be inlcuding Timothy, alfalfa and whesy and corn as 'grass'

>looks good

>feels goodto walk on

>prevents your yard from turning in a mud pit when it rains

>smells good

>makes zoomie-zoom-zooms bleed from their ears and noses when they see it

Yep, I'm thinking it's based as fuck.

>it does absolutely nothing

Hey you don't need grass-- you can just have a patch of dirt/mud/pavement instead.

You don't need clothes-- you can just wear a trash bag or burlap sack instead.

You don't need tasty foods-- you can just eat a brown nutrient slop made of bugs instead.



After all, things that provide pleasurable experiences are "nothing"

I'm diagnosing you with autism and small penis.

>does absolutely nothing

Is this why american boomers are so ritualistic about lawns? Their parents beat them with a ruler to never let the dustbowl happen again?

finally some new lore

deep lore

>>2609712 (OP)

Oh boy I did a 3 way mix of Bermudagrass, some Argentine Bahiagrass, and this sun + shade mix over a couple remaining bare spots. Fixed a sprinkler too that had a 90deg nozzle but needed a 180deg nozzle.



For the sip, Diet Coke and black coffee

Don't forget bamboo, maize, wheat, rice, barley, millet, oats, rye, sorghum, teff, lemongrass and sugarcane.



That dumb MFer heard something about roughly 70% of the Earth's agricultural land being devoted to growing "grasses" (true) and assumed it was all lawns and began seething so hard he ignored the part about more than 50 percent of the world’s dietary energy (calories) coming from grasses.

Spot on.

the mighty milkephant

Can you give a statistic comparing how much turfgrass there is compared to the other types?

Well, it's cheaper and easier to maintain than pavement, which is the alternative to space out structures.

>bamboo, maize, wheat, rice, barley, millet, oats, rye, sorghum, teff, lemongrass and sugarcane

none of those are grass except for lemongrass

Theyre all grass lmao

sorry but i dont look at some bamboo and think "hmm yes, that looks like grass"

and i guarantee 99% of the population doesn't either

What is your point? Are you proud of yourself for not knowing something?

are you proud of yourself for looking in the dictionary or on some website and memorizing a definition that disregards all common sense and common knowledge?

This ain't like people being pedantic about tomatoes being fruit

You're dumb ass just thinks that only lawns are grass

"Common sense" my left nut, you're just plain ignorant and assmad about it

This is some 90 iq shit right herr
