>Jewish friend asks me to get some furniture into her house on Shabbat since it's forbidden for her to do

This is why I lift.

Why do you lift?

>being the slave on make your slave do everything day

I hate jews so goddamned much you don't understand. 

The only things that even come close are humans, simps, women and indians.



I lift to one day pick up the moon.

>>70672513 (OP)

>Jewish friend asks me to get some furniture into her house on Shabbat since it's forbidden for her to do

>i enter and steal all her shit

>she is powerless to stop me, not because of her religion, but because i am a nasty physical beast dude. im such a nasty physical beast.

this is why I lift

why didn't she move to one of the cities that has an eruv?

>An eruv ([(ʔ)eˈʁuv]; Hebrew: עירוב, lit.'mixture', also transliterated as eiruv or erub, plural: eruvin [(ʔ)eʁuˈvin] or eruvim) is a ritual halakhic enclosure made for the purpose of allowing activities which are normally prohibited on Shabbat (due to the prohibition of hotzaah mereshut lereshut), specifically: carrying objects from a private domain to a semi-public domain (carmelit), and transporting objects four cubits or more within a semi-public domain. The enclosure is made within some Jewish communities, especially Orthodox Jewish communities.

>An eruv accomplishes this by symbolically integrating a number of private properties and spaces such as streets and sidewalks into one larger "private domain" by surrounding it with mechitzas, thereby avoiding restrictions of transferring between domains. Often a group constructing an eruv obtains a lease to the required land from a local government.[1]

>An eruv allows Jews to carry, among other things, house keys, tissues, medication, or babies with them, and to use strollers and canes. The presence or absence of an eruv thus especially affects the lives of strictly observant Jews with limited mobility and those responsible for taking care of babies and young children.

>>70672513 (OP)

>she

I would tell a dude to fuck off but absolutely do it for an Ashkenazi princess

>Why do you lift?

For my lady, the sea.

btw literally the whole of manhattan is an eruv or whatever kike shit the kikes use to kike kikes and kike their own religion and rules

fucking kikes

>cut the fishing line

>thousands of people outside at Manhattan get turned into pillars of salt as YHVH awakens

it still cracks me up and infuriates me that kikes think they can trick God

>>70672513 (OP)

This Talmudic kikery is so funny to me

>Can't work on sabbaths

>Just tell some goy to do it for me lol

IT'S BLASPHEMY

>>70672513 (OP)

your dumb as fuck people ask my swole ass to lift shit all the time and i tell them if its over 20lbs hard pass. They can get some fatass to do it no reason to ack yourself and ruin your gains youre a dumbass. why do you think furniture movers are all fat losers?

Only JAP I'd help

Jews could go to Hell for exerting themselves on Saturday

Good news! They go to Hell no matter what!

>>70672513 (OP)

> labeling your self unironically as the Jewish equivalent of a house nigger

shiggydiggy ding dang dong might as well get circumcised to while your at it

shiet nigga

>>70672513 (OP)

>Jewish friend

Stopped reading
