ARE YA LIVIN THE AMERICAN DREAM?

>>181198044 (OP)

No I live in a pod

well at least you dont have to see human pigs when you go outside haha

Ah, Anon! Good to see you, buddy. You know, I was just thinking about how much I love living in the suburbs. Life here is just so fantastic! It's the perfect balance between the peace and quiet of the countryside and the convenience of the city.



What I love the most is the sense of community we have here. I mean, everybody knows everybody, and we all look out for each other. Remember when Mrs. Thompson's cat got stuck in the tree? It was the whole neighborhood that came together to help her out. We even have those amazing block parties every summer - such a great way to catch up with everyone and let the kids run around and have fun.



And the space! Oh, the space! I've got my backyard where I can grow my veggies and flowers, and of course, there's the patio for those BBQ nights. It's such a luxury compared to cramped city apartments. Plus, having a garage means I can finally have that woodworking shop I always wanted.



And don't even get me started on the schools. Our kids are getting a top-notch education without having to travel far. Plus, there are so many parks and recreational facilities around. It's just a fantastic place to raise a family, don't you think?



Oh, and how could I forget the convenience of the suburbs? Everything we need is just a short drive away. We've got grocery stores, shopping malls, restaurants, and even a movie theater. There's no need to deal with the hustle and bustle of the city.



So, yes, Anon, I'm just really grateful for the life we have here in the suburbs. It's the perfect blend of tranquility, community, and convenience. I wouldn't trade it for the world!

>not planting a bunch of tomatoes and peppers there

>neighbors can hear any conversation you have in backyard

no thanks

Where I live people on the streets can hear me when I breathe

Wdym we have muzzdogs

>spaniards eavesdrop

No wonder europeans are all autostic and asocial

>>181198044 (OP)

can't wait to migrate to the united states, marry a white woman and live in the suburbs with my half white kids

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_WIQkEqXx6Y



Oh hell yeah dude. What do you think?

I hope you are a millionaire or no white woman will willingly touch your tiny pecker or tolerate your ridiculous accent

i have a white e-gf thoughever

>e-gf

Kek

>>181198044 (OP)

Do americans have any hobbies beside of working and being stuck in their suburbs are they even allowed to have hobbies or is it considered anti american

I'm bored so I'm going to go lay down in bed for a couple hours. Hopefully something interesting will be happening when I get up

yes. go to warhammer 40k club at the stripmall, join any athletic club with roiders and narc whores or drive 2-3 hours out of town to do fuckall outdoors. All of my friends did plenty of stuff irl when they were in highschool, but now they are terminally online despite being successful.

Not yet, no

Literally most modern western hobbies were started or popularized by Americans

:[

What are your hobbies?

based on the thumbnail I thought it was a screenshot from some the sims game
