i love philly cheesesteaks



>Be me

>Eat a charley's philly steak for luncheon

>I ended painfully full, had to take my pants off back at home but at least it was tasty

>Five hours later

>Toilet time

>Spew more hot crap than the average basement dweeb does through their keyboard in /pol/

>wipe then act like nothing happened

>feels good not going to lie



this is real lunch anons, do not let the vegano grannies get to you.

What is it about Charleys specifically that makes your asshole fall out after eating it? I've gotten them all over the country and the result is always the same.



can't be sure, must be the mayo, i myself don't really have a very good past with egg based food, i'm not even obese or have any food related disorders



but there's something about eggs that really get the shit truck going.

>>17511980 (OP)

you hate philly cheesesteaks remember



i am not getting gaslighted by a goddamn leaf.

How about two leafs



i'm going to be eaten alive by canadians (disguised wendigo elements) arent i?

i don’t think iv’e has one of those in 2 years

You want to be eaten alive, like a delicious philly cheesesteak, or as we call them, a Winnipeg Breakfast

my mistake i confused you with philly cheesesteakhater burgeranon



oh boy i sure wonder what kind of event led to him hating philly cheesesteaks soo much.

i fucking hate cheesesteaks

philly shitsteak



You summoned him here, din't you?

not on purpose

hey you were just the person i was talking about i thought i was lying by accident but here you are so thank you for your hard work in hating philly cheesesteaks



the beast crawls out of the woodwork, fueled by hatred of beef and cheese

well there cant be two philly cheesesteakhateranons thats just ridiculous

this

I used to make my own but they look nothing like your picture so I guess I probably wasn't making what I thought I was. I'd get corned beef from the deli and add cheese whiz and then toast it in the oven or something I honestly don't remember

Oh I also put it on bread but I think bthats a given but just wanted to make sure you didn't think I was just heating up corned beef and cheese whiz alone in the oven

cheese whiz is SHIT



i'd love to make them myself, but im not a great cook and i would rather not make a mess of the kitchen again.

thank you for your services

hey fuck you

>>17511980 (OP)

What a coincidence. I just sat down in a cheesesteak restaurant.



TAKE UR MEDS + CHEESE WHIZ!

Cheese whiz is awesome.

youre a bitch

I liked making mac and cheese with it sometimes though it was kind of gross and putting it on crackers

I really liked it I don't know why I stopped making them I think I will again after I go shopping next week



getting real political are we?

no more shitting



what does he have to do with shitting?

anime version



the fact that there's such a thing as "poopcat" suggest that this cat did something to earn that nickname



If not something more horrid.



i am deeply sorry but i need context
