alba edish

yasss

>>180830843 (OP)

I'll have a poo, beans and mash tah

Any plans tonight lads

turns out a gnat's chuff is actually as tight as a gnat's chuff

Howay the lads

had an interview this morning which went well lads

n/a

>At the time, Tangier's population consisted of only about 700 apart from the thousand-man garrison; Governor Kirke estimated 400 of them had suffered gonorrhea from the same "mighty pretty" whore.



wonder how pretty she was

Drinking

going to bed early cause I'm going to be sat on the pavement outside a record shop at about 3am tomorrow lmao

getting fucking BATTERED with the lads (jk quiet night in with the gf)

Hope you don't get the job x

about fucking time

My nan died last week so I'm going to be cleaning out her house with family

gonna drink and snort mcat whilst playing war of rights x

Mad how my body is telling me I need to ejaculate into a female for the purpose of reproduction but I will actually be masturbating to images of naked ladies on a screen and spunking in a sock

going to the gym then getting a takeaway for dinner then spending the night sober and bored shitless because i'm trying to save money

posh wank on the cards

how long does it take to eat chicken?

you can get a half bottle of gin for a fiver, goes well with fizzy water. play some online games while pissed. fun night ahead for you lad

Im very tired. I wanted to go out and do something, don't know what though.

Sorry to hear mate, lots of love x

Condoms about to expire?

Been there before. Apparently used to be a place where French pedos hung out back in the day

>play some online games while pissed

>fun night

just for the heck of it

That last thread was an absolute abomination and disgrace to the good /brit/ name. do NOT let it happen again

Rustlers chicken burger

Two Chicago Town meat feast microwave pizza

Bottle of coke zero



Lunch was peng

it's a greng sort of fun

gay people used to go to morrocco too, but strange seeing as theyre muslims

Think I might have to upgrade to 64GB of RAM, 32 just ain't cutting it anymore

nah need social connection when drinking, feels grim otherwise

wish i had a bit of weed and could watch a movie, feel perfectly fine for the morning

if there was ever a drug for sitting in comfy on a friday night, it is cannabis

Toilberg is already dreaming of ways to molest you

don't like benders, don't like trannies, don't like pakis and i DON'T like the bloody MICE

mad that 1920s kraut rorke saw this and got so triggered he joined the nazi party and killed most of the jews in europe

might play some games with the lads on discord

honkyslop

Or just have sex mate

i can post the images of the mice c: 

youre just not feeling it AND its (the "rules") so separate from me right now for you, youve got to admit

Barely even have anything open

Call me autistic but I prefer single player games. Don't understand how you can relax during a competitive online game.

What mice? You can't post mice here

jewish schizophrenia
