Why is Krispy Krunchy chicKen so fucking good?

>>19206349 (OP)

It is? It is? NO. It isn't. Goodbye.

>>19206349 (OP)

how can you trust a place that doesnt even align the letters right?????

Are there any solo locations or are they all in gas stations? I've never had the opportunity it since I only fuel up in the mornings before the chicken is available.

wtf is a gas station? you mean a servo?

>servo

To my knowledge, they don't mock shitty movies. Pretty sure it's a gas station. As in the movie "Attack the ___."

I'm pretty sure servos are more of a feature of electric cars. Gas cars have pistons.

Like a daycare in the fucking ghetto

I was at gas station looking at it and cashier told me " I wouldnt reccomend that"

Explain that

It's usually muslim-owned convenience stores.

Is it halal chicken?

I think you're thinking of Crown.

The gas station near me with a KKC in its convenience store is owned by a Pakistani Muslim.

Of the two I know of, one is owned and operated by greasy wop degos and I've no idea who owns the other, but the people that work there when I get gas run the gamut of ethnicities, races and hues but none are, to my knowledge, south Asian. One worker's a tiny Filipino former kickboxer, another is a Latina of some sort and a white girl who looks like the cop following the Irish dude around in that 'The Tourist' TV show.

>>19206349 (OP)

i tried some of that because of it being memed here. it's not bad.. better than KFC i guess



i went a second time to a different location and the chicken was disappointingly stale. freshness is everything with fried chicken

yeah that's every chicken place, you have to go during the lunch and dinner rush when everything is made fresh for demand.

>>19206349 (OP)

cheap, better than other chicken chains. simple as.

From what I've heard they specifically only partner with gas stations so they can tap into a constant flux of customers.

All the ones by me are stand alone buildings

i think it's like that to simulate the supposed krunchiness of the chicken

>>19206349 (OP)

It’s easily one of the worst “brands” ever. The one in my town is run by people who mix in a bunch of off menu foods and leave everything sitting in the display case for who knows how long. I ate there ONE time and got really sick. Of course the bad feedback I left online was deleted. From what I can tell there is ZERO quality control for this “franchise.”

>calls biscuits “honey butter biscuits”

>they do not use honey or butter

I thought there were laws against this.

Not in America. Despite common belief to the contrary, labeling laws are fairly lax and seldom enforced. That's why the whole Emergen-C debacle was such big news. You have "licorice" in America with no actual licorice,"lemonade" that has no lemons and "cinnamon" that isn't true cinnamon (to be fair, it's a cousin of cinnamon, but the taste isn't very similar; it's like trying to substitute sweet basil for spearmint IE while the two are related, they taste extremely dissimilar).

Back on the lemonade bit, surprisingly, Mtn fucking Dew has more citrus juice than a surprisingly large number of supposed lemonades sold in the US

no idea what that is, maybe you're thinking of an ESL word?
