drake edition

zesty edish

>>180917800 (OP)

+1 to my postscount c:

I dislike Drake, he seems likes a total fraud, he shouldn't be rapping

alri

Question about the emergency test broadcast. After I unlock my phone the message is gone - if there were further instructions, how would I get them?

All rappers are frauds

mine is still there (i’m using an iphone)

well i didn't get the emergency alert so i guess i'll just die when the actual emergency happens lol

dont know. dont care. 

if theres an actual real emergency a message will do fuck all to help.

ignore the autistic zoomer and the aussies multiple threads

ffs my old phones were going off

got an alert on my phone

rorke just died

RIP big man

poo and in fact wee

/brit/ shit

lloris hooked at half time

didn't get an alert because i dont have a phone

currently 35 /brit/s in the catalog

janny is going to fucking FREAK

can't believe we all got an alert about how shit spurs are

Of all the fucking editions THIS is the one you pick? For fuck sakes

The emergency broadcast didn't work on my phone android 8

Verys shameful millions might die because they are discriminated based off software

>Rishi didn't bell me

what's wrong with me?

am I that unlovable?

i thought it was the carbon monoxide detector and almost got a heart attack

same based

grow up

Still no alert, I wonder if it's because I have a Chinese phone, CCP not giving me the 5 minute warning before getting obliterated by Russian and Chinese nukes

Me too

imagine being such a mong you didn't get the alert



excluded from bri'ish culchur

these things are usually about floods, forrest fires (not in the UK obviously), mad armed people in your area.



the last one is probably the most frequent, lived in Canada for a while and it was very common for my phone to do this in the middle of the night if the police were looking for someone. basically now going forward if you hear a police helicopter, chanced are your phone will do this too.

50 /brit/s? I think so

This desu in a nuclear attack the government would have 3 minutes to decide if its real and the common people would have 30 seconds to hide after receiving a message

The 'RIP Warwick Davis' one made me laugh out loud

My alert was 1 minute early wtf

This country can't even get an emergency alert right

Ridiculous that this inbred Cthulthu speak takes precedence over the world language



Starting to really despise Welsh and Welshness over the last few years

The Conservatives will win the next general election with a majority of 17

only virgins didn't get it lol

I wish we picked the steam train one :(

THE SIREN KILLED MY PARAKEET

it isn’t about nuclear attacks lad you’ve been reading the express

can we get to 40 news

>It's Alarmageddon! Tens of millions of phones across Britain receive loud 10 second alarm in first ever test of government's new emergency alert system



https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12004521/Tens-millions-phones-Britain-receive-loud-10-second-alarm-emergency-alert-test.html

I just got the message

Weird since my brother got it 8 minutes before me

Not got an alert

>>>/int/brit

forgot pic

this was the first posted in the last thread have a cry zoomoid
