Here's a recipe that will stick to your ribs and make your woman love you very much. I have dubbed it "The Pantydropper" and I hope you pass it along.



Ingredients:

2 big cans condensed tomato soup

2 cans water

1 stick butter

1 lb American cheese

1.5 lb vermicelli

2 T beef/chicken base

Seasonings - salt, pepper, garlic powder, MSG



Method:

In a big pot add your soup, then two cans' worth of water, the butter, the beef/chicken base, and whatever seasonings you want. After it boils, add the vermicelli, drop the heat, and simmer until the pasta absorbs the liquid. Probably ten minutes or so. It will be very thick. Add the cheese, let it melt. Slop it out into a bowl and serve to your wife. Prepare to get lucky about an hour later. Helpful chef's tip: test for consistency by standing a spoon up in the pot (pic related). I will now take questions.

Sounds awful

>>19199738 (OP)

It's so much easier to just have a big dick, lad

>>19199738 (OP)

When was the last time you touched grass?

About two hours ago when I cut it.



Well, until then...

>>19199738 (OP)

Looks like something from chef boyardee.

>>19199738 (OP)



If you're in need of a reliable mortar recipe to help your bricks stick together, look no further than "The Brick Binder". With just a few simple ingredients, you can create a strong and long-lasting mortar that will keep your bricks firmly in place.



Ingredients:

1 part Portland cement

3 parts sand

Water



Method:

In a large mixing bowl, combine one part Portland cement with three parts sand. Mix the dry ingredients together thoroughly, making sure there are no clumps. Add water to the mixture slowly, stirring as you go, until the mixture reaches a thick, workable consistency. Be careful not to add too much water, as this will weaken the mortar.



Once the mixture is the right consistency, apply it to the bricks with a trowel, making sure to spread it evenly between each brick. Use a spirit level to ensure that the bricks are level and straight. Let the mortar dry for at least 24 hours before adding any additional layers or weight to the structure.



Helpful tip: If you're working in a hot, dry environment, you may need to add water to the mortar periodically to keep it from drying out too quickly. Be sure to wear gloves and eye protection when working with mortar, as it can be caustic and irritating to the skin and eyes.

Even easier to have a big wallet and just take her to a nice restaurant.

That requires work unless you've won the lotto or received inheritance.

>>19199738 (OP)

>2 T beef/chicken base

where am i gonna store two tons of meat?

It's two tons of BASE retard, learn to read.

>>19199738 (OP)

a whole fucking stick of butter?



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>>19199738 (OP)

dry heaving just reading this

>cement worker

i want you to fuck me

Sack up, lil fella.



Extremely low testosterone post.

>taking those sluts to a restaurant

>>19199738 (OP)

>The Pantydropper

more like the jabba maker

This is why I hire black men to fuck my wife.

>He's paying them for what they'll do for free

ngmi, kiddo

Kino.

>an entire pound of cheese

>pantydropper

yeah if you're lactose intolerant what the fuck
