I am good looking and charming, so I’m gonna get a psychology degree and trick rich hags into paying me $100/hr to listen to their problems.

>>54702898 (OP)

based

How does that being your goal make you feel

Idk lol

No really, you're good looking and charming. With all the infinite possibilities that offers you in todays world, with the internet at your fingertips, the best you can aspire to is ripping off old hags for psychological advice? Advice you'd only be qualified to give after suffering through diversity university for a worthless piece of paper degree?



Really, let's dig down in to this. What else could you see yourself doing with your charm and looks?

>>54702898 (OP)

Is that really a good field to get into? Seems kinda unessential.

I want to be a therapist because you get to sit in a comfy chair most of the time and you don’t have to break your back or stare at a computer. Path of least resistance, my friend.

>What else could you see yourself doing with your charm and looks?

Your mom

Not at all, but the scam will keep running for many more years.

how long have you wanted to become a counselor?

Numbification of the population will never go away because that's one of the pillars of the modern clown world.

Have you considered comedy? Your shtick could be to address the audience from a comfortable chair as a standup comedian

If you truly are those things you should becomr a jewtuber. You can get started immediately and will earn a lot more.

I don’t want to be famous.

>>54702898 (OP)

psychfag here.



To get to that paygrade you will have to suck many, many cocks. Figuratively, of course. But the field is 120% nepotism and getting decent paying "clients" is very challenging. Also, there's a surplus of psychologists pretty much worldwide.



The only good thing is that the life in college for a psych major in grade. I never fucked as much as during that time in my life. The bad thing is I wasted those years of my life on a useless degree. Well not really useless, it helps in other areas without you even knowing. I work in another field now and sort of apply my psychfag powers.

forgot to add, the job itself is fascinating but also very toxic for your own mental health. Absorbing bad vibes from strangers all day takes its toll on your well being pretty quickly.

What job do you do now?

recruiter and project manager for a large company.

Based and söyciety pilled.

>bad vibes from strangers all day

damn



didnt even think of that 

kind of have to be a weird psychopath to do this job

Isn't it a hell of a lot of work to become a clinical psychologist?

>HR psychfag thinks he’s smart for LARPing as a Freudian by putting candidates through nonsensical hazing rituals

Many such cases.

>filtered by a mediocre HR department.



cope, seethe and dilate as needed.

yes you're supposed to listen and understand; you have to have detachment to not care and personally intervene. it's a job requirement to care enough to listen but not care enough to do anything about it

>2x useless jobs

love telling both to stfu and do what i say

t. actual essential manager
