In honor of the king of the egg fort I made an egg sandwich for breakfast.

First, my ingredients.

Melting the bacon fat.

>>19234689 (OP)

>baconup

what the fuck.

Eggs

My wife is a super-couponer and she got us 8 tubs of it at $0.50 each.



Browning the onions.

You have to scramble all the eggs.

Onions looking good.

Adding the eggs.

Bread.

And now, the flip.

Mostly successful.

Adding a little cheese.

Now we just need to get it properly browned.

Looking good.

Done.

Looks good buddy, I'd have some thick salsa or Pico on that but you do you.

This isn't how he made it at all. He just used some veggies. Also you need an awkward Indian guy eating pastries starring at you like he did

I don't use coupons or make returns. I let the womenfolk handle that as well.

Thanks.

I know he made it different. I wasn’t trying to replicate it exactly.

>not red onions instead 

>no scallions

>not even a dash of salt at the end

phony recipe

I added seasoning salt but forgot to take a picture.

>>19234689 (OP)

What type of pan did you use?

You can buy bacon grease? Why don’t you just fry some bacon?

All clad d3 12”.

Convenience.

Definitely one of the better egg fort inspired sandwiches, did the flip right 10/10. I might even say improved with the additional step of browning the onions, but I'm no heretic.

How long will it take you to go through all eight tubs?

Is he eating pastries? I thought they were some hardboiled eggs or something

>>19234689 (OP)

Completely wrong. The egg fort guy just put in raw onions and what looked to be chopped peppers. He also didn't use fucking baconup

I forgot how to make an omelet

I dont know how because I know it's simple as fuck but I still dont know

8/10 sammich. eggs very slightly overcooked.



also, needs some salsa like 

said

looked up a recipe

I am a dumb motherfucker to forget this

Needs 100% more Kraft singles

I sometimes wonder if this guy has any idea of his minor internet fame.

>>19234689 (OP)

>Didn’t enclose yourself in a wall of eggs

You were doomed from the start.

the whole point of a sandwich is that the bread is clean and dry and provides a way to cleanly hold the inner contents. it's no longer a proper sandwich when the bread soaks up grease from the pan; it is slop. kill yourself you dumb fucking nigger 0kpmr

fucking ruined it

still edible, but too many eggs for the size of the pan and too many ingredients for the amount of eggs

7 days give or take

about three fitty

not bad, better than the other dude with his fucking oat bread rendition from hell.



If you are going to be interpreting the Egg King, you could at least get the right ingredients however. Where is the onion and generous application of salt? Where is the nonchalant mixing in the cup? where is the constant look of impending doom upon your precious egg fortress?

These are what make him the King.
