I had 4 oz of a5 wagyu and spent the next day shitting my guts out and having horrible acid reflux, which I never get. Did my cousin poison me or does wagyu fuck some people up with all the fat

nah, you're just a weirdo

>>19190236 (OP)

Sounds more like you fucked up and ate rancid Wagyu or something. That, or some kind of cross-contamination like having residual poo on your fingers, getting salmonella from chicken onto your steak, failing to rinse all the soap off your plates, etc.

>>19190236 (OP)

It's like 50% fat...

>>19190236 (OP)

It's fat, what did you expect you fat ass, you're not supposed to eat that much

>japanese new york steak

>>19190236 (OP)

You have a weak gall bladder.

How do I do gall bladder reps to strengthen it?

>>19190236 (OP)

no and no it sounds like you're full of shit.

I have eaten pic related and had no acid reflux, even though I get acid reflux.

Eat three wagyu steaks every night

Lots of liquid protein but you're on the right path.

>like having residual poo on your fingers

Dude what

>he doesn't know

like 80% or something americans have poop under their fingernails because they don't wash their hands properly

>properly

You mean at all

No that poop under the fingernails is from finger banging your mom's tight butthole.

I like fat but that's too much. To me, this is the perfect amount.

The fecal–oral route is one of the most prominent disease vectors. People accidentally ingest poo all the time.

>americans

Most people aren't american

well, those people don't matter

Depending on how broadly you define personhood, one could say that most people are indeed American.

Then dont use them to define "people"

Oh I gotta hear this one

NTA but you can write off India, Africa, and China, plus all the immigrants from those countries. Of course that means you’re dumping at least half of America, too.

There's more poo, urine, sperm and blood on shopping trolleys and bus passes than there is on toilet seats. They're beyond vile.

>>19190236 (OP)

The acid reflux points at a bigger issue than mere lard ODing.

Truth.

>>19190236 (OP)

If you're sensitive to high fat meals, A5 wagyu can fuck you up pretty good.

>he doesn't have a scat fetish 

ngmi

I fucking hate this meme meat so much, stupid fuckers praising this stupid shit "made in Japan" its meat with lots of fats, its incredible stupid, that's the kind of 4th grade tier meat in some countries, but hey Japan dude Japanese meat dude, very expensive. Expensive my ass.

I hope this meme fucking dies

It's just people who only know that USDA Prime = more marbling. There's a lot more to it, of course. For any of you that have never bothered to look into it: https://www.ams.usda.gov/grades-standards/slaughter-cattle-grades-and-standards

Then there's individual breed and raising factors.

>>19190236 (OP)

>expiration date 9/12/23

A5 makes great burritos and chili.

How is soap gonna give him bubble guts?

soap bubbles
