Proposal: Marvel should do an event called "The Year of Living Dangerously". For one year, Spidey dates beautiful and unlikely women. I'll start by suggesting the White Queen herself -- Emma Frost. Key events in their relationship -- Peter refusing to accept the Ferrari that Emma buys him for his birthday. An ongoing duel between Black Cat and Emma over who gives the best head. And Wolverine guest appearances where he keeps trying to save Peter from Emma.

Sue Storm. Key events include Reed, Namor, and Ben Grimm trying to kill Peter. Problems between Susan and Peter based on their age difference. And absolutely everyone in the superhero community disapproves.

Kitty Pryde. Yeah, the tried this in the Ultimate comics and I thought it worked surprisingly well. Problems include everyone in the X-Men disapproving. Violent objections by Wolverine and Colossus. Kitty involuntarily phasing out of her clothes when kissing Peter.

Damn, forgot the image

>>136820008 (OP)

God, I hate Peter Parker. He's just a self-insert for coomers at this point

step aside

Acceptable.

Iron Fist

Only correct answer

>>136820008 (OP)

The was an X-men comic in the recent Krakoa era that had a flashback where Emma met a young spidey. It was pretty good.



Honestly, for dangerous mutant women, how about the Black Queen, Selene? Or pic related.

>>136820008 (OP)

>Spider-Man fandom gets mad when Peter gets cucked

>Spider-Man fandom gets mad whenever any of Peter's old girlfriends ever date anyone else

>Spider-Man haremfags want Peter to cuck Reed, 

>Spider-Man haremfags want Peter to cuck any other Marvel hero with a hot wife

Why are you like this? You've become the very thing you hate.

>Honestly, for dangerous mutant women, how about the Black Queen, Selene?

It's hard to see Spidey dating Selene. She wanders out of "dangerous" and into "Satanic".

>>136820008 (OP)

I'd like to point out that no matter what woman you'd pair him with outside of MJ, Marvel editorial is just going to fuck it up and make you suffer unfortunately

Best girl, they were cute together

>>136820008 (OP)

To hell with mutant bullshit. X-Men stuff keeps butting in to ASM stories enough as is

Q: What Spidey love interest would absolutely enrage both sides of the political spectrum, thus leading to more publicity and therefore more sales?

A:

Still the real Spider-Man, even in his depreciated state. And still a hell of a lot better than the bottom dweller rip-offs like Miles Morales.

Peter Parker dates Peppa Pig now?!



(adult Peppa Pig, after she's grown)

>Problems between Susan and Peter based on their age difference.

Are they that different in age, isn't she only like a few years older than him and Johnny?

>using the everloving blue eyed thing for drama in your self-insert ship love triangle 

I want to beat your ass

Poor finally Pete needs a milk and cookie break, Marvel, and if there was ever a time to finally canonize her in the comics...

She-Hulk

>>136820008 (OP)

Behold

>the true wife material brings a whole harem with her.

How can others even compete?

X-23 she takes what she wants but it causes love triangles that she is bad at.

Mutie pussy best pussy
