>want to start cooking with homegrown herbs

>not a single nursery in town carries italian seasoning

>home depot doesn't even carry italian seasoning seeds

what gives?

>>19175832 (OP)

You need to farm Italians to get that.

No, you can just find a fully grown Italian and rub a cheese grater on him.

You need to milk Italians to get that

>>19175832 (OP)

dumb frogposter

>>19175832 (OP)

>want to start cooking with homegrown herbs



U ain't gotta be that fancy bruh



Normal herbs are ok. get it through your head

>>19175832 (OP)

Where the fuck do you live? Buy some seeds online and get an herb garden going. Sell to other local foodies. Profit.

>nobody gets the OP's joke of not being able to find the "italian seasoning" plant

>>19175832 (OP)

>Want to grow saffron

>Saffron bulbs are expensive

>It would either take me 8 years to get a return or 5 years if I harvest the bulbs to plant more saffron

>total lack of self-awareness

The post

>>19175832 (OP)

Did you try Amazon? Or eBay? Maybe even AliExpress as a last hope. Otherwise no hope, might have to have an Italian dude seed your soil and hope something grows.

we all get it OP, it just wasn't a very good joke. try reddit

>can't find old bay seasoning tree

>can't get old bay seasoning nuts

>have to resort to normal bay tree and aging it myself

>>19175832 (OP)

I got you anon

https://www.wish.com/product/frontier-natural-products-bg13238-frontier-italian-seasoning---1x1lb-594331a1dd60ec4cd982f91b

Still better than the 

>how boil rice? No water, rice, fire, what give?

threads.

I still don't know if allspice is a plant or a blend of spices after googling it multiple times

It’s every spice in the world combined, you can tell by the name

Italian seasoning is an afront to Italian cuisines authenticity. It's a hack for cooking, not suitable for authentic. I don't know how the other blended countries feel about this though

Italian seasoning isn't even grown in Italy. It was created in Little Italy in NYC and designed to be grown on your fire escape. Not many places outside of New York carry them, so usually you have to order them online.

France has happily exported fines d'herbs and people buy the shit out of it

But yeah, it makes it all taste the same, French people only use it for lazy cooking

No, France gave us “Herbs de Provence”, which is the gayer (includes lavender) version of Italian seasoning, which is just oregano and basil and shit.

bro, what do you think they call it in France

Herbs de Provence is the French version of Lawrey’s.

You think lazy French are gonna bother with that many syllables?

Jesus, the blacks in France might have that much grace, they grew up in Africa where they still speak the language

>feensterbs

Rudolf Steiner was right about French, most degenerate language in Europe.

I'm French and French is my first language and I would like to know more

>>19175832 (OP)

get it off of amazon, it's what makes rural living tolerable.

we have cajun seasoning.

Imagine a German calling someone else's language degenerate

I can’t find the one I wanted, but here’s another quote.

Not wrong in his prediction, but at the time, French people thought they were importing more French people which they were, and succeeded at

France made French Blacks

So good and so pure and so well-spoken

It's the rest that squeezed through the cracks

I listen to Africans in America bitching about the same thing; they're not wrong, either

I don't know how language fits in, tho
