Having a breakfast fry up, real proper like.

Enjoy

>>19207279 (OP)





you have my attention

You already failed. Nobody in the entirety of Britain or Ireland makes a fry up with faggot hipster bread. A fry up is a working class meal, you only need to use the standard cheap white sliced bread for it. I also fail to see any mushrooms or bangers ("sausage" for you Amerifags). Soda and potato breads are also required if you want to make a true fry up, meaning, the Ulster fry from Ireland which includes that.



Therefore, this is not proper at all.



Also why onion? Onion has no place in a fry up. Get rid of it..

>>19207279 (OP)

Based BONG.

t. Americlap...under duress.

>>19207279 (OP)

>English breakfast



I almost feel so sorry for brits sometimes. Almost

Hold on nao..I wanna see where he's going with this..

THERE BETTER BE SHROOMS AND 'MATERS

Hmmmmm...

Proper rashers...

he's making do what he can from the commis you fucking toad



Not hard to pick up a handful of brown or white mushrooms at the shop.

WAT!?

They doesn't go in tha fookin' beans, innit?

just let it HAPPEN, Anon.

I don't get it, it's like 1 am in bongland, what the fuck are you breakfasting for.

Can't get decent Blood susage in the states.

our beans are different too.

We CAN get English heinz, but they are over $4 a can.

Same Ameri-shart

11:52 PM...Based 3rd shifter.

You know... If it weren't for the 3rd shifters--WHOLE LINES of genetic info would have been sacrificed to raiders.

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>>19207279 (OP)

>$33/lb for bacon

That seems like a normal price for an average person.



I zoomed in on the first picture to see where they're from for doing this so wrong. Seems like it's an Australian, so early morning there.

>CHECKED and WITNESSED

But anon...WHere's the TOAST??

Looks delicious

Appears to be under the eggs

Ahhh.. I see.

*Next Up: Ploughmans lunch...

>prices in dollars

Kg. is moar to the point.

(same Amerilard)

>I zoomed in on the first picture to see where they're from for doing this so wrong.

Imagine being this uppity over a fry up of all things.. fucking english, I swear.



We guard our culinary exports seriously. Can't have someone like the Americans turning the idea into a Lunchable or something that can be put into a microwave for 20 seconds and eaten in pocket form.

Take the English breakfast, remove the black pudding and beans, replace with more meat or eggs, and something starchy like pancakes, toast, biscuits, pastry, breakfast cereal, potatoes, and there you have a superior breakfast.

>remove the black pudding

Filtered hard

KEK!!

t. Yank.

Can't remove the beans, they're integral

>>19207279 (OP)

I'm pretty sure it's not supposed to be a bean dish, anon.

>>19207279 (OP)

>no mushies, kippers, or bangers

You are but a charlatan

wrong

You can look at the image directly above your post for reference. Does that look like a bean dish to you?

bassado

if you poured the bowl of beans onto the plate it would literally look the same as OP, minus sausages and hashbrowns, dumb cunt.

>if you add 5 times the amount of beans than what the dish is served with the plate will be covered with beans

Wow.

>>19207279 (OP)

Take the english breakfast



Remove the shrooms, cut the beans, get rid of the meats, yes the black pudding too. Get rid of that tomato shite, no need for an onion. Bin the eggs and bread.



Voila you have a true british approved meal.
