Lied on my resume and got hired…



What now?

every single of you poor faggots do that and it's expected. Have fun slaving.

>>93006235 (OP)

Figure out the lay of the land and work on getting promoted.

>>93006235 (OP)

Sink or swim nigga. You got your foot in the door. Work hard and move up.

>>93006235 (OP)

save for solar panels and crossbow

>>93006235 (OP)

fake it 'til you make it

most people won't question you about it out of fear of being the one who looks stupid and they don't give a shit anyway, just copy what other people do and google anything you don't know

this is pretty much what you would be doing anyway even if you studied at uni for 4 years, you don't really learn much until you actually start doing the work

freelance

Or just be honest in all your dealings, so you don't have to live in fear.

wear a dress. if they fire you, sue for transphobia

>so you don't have to live in fear

you don't have to live in fear if you simply don't give a shit

>>93006235 (OP)

Fake it till you make it. That's all there is to it. The imposter syndrome isn't going away anyways.

Don't give a shit about keeping a livelihood?

If you already passed the interviews and checks how the fuck are they ever going to find out? Unless you are exceptionally retarded they won't because no one gives a shit what someone said on their cv 5 years ago.

Lmao there would be no problem at all then with lying to get whatever this job is retard

Please learn to speak like a proper human before trying to criticise others, or are you just jealous that OP can land a job while lying and you're still a NEET?

Are you from iceland or how have you not figured that it's the new normal. To keep you job, you have to be constantly lying. But fear not, since after some time you start to believe it yourself.

>>93006235 (OP)

Are you a nigger by any chance? You might be a diversity hire.

Good luck with whatever you're trying to do

GameStop

>>93006235 (OP)

>What now?

get fired when they ask you to do something you put on your resume that you can't actually do

just ask chatgpt to do it for you

>>93006235 (OP)

Fail upward. I work with a woman who was a diversity hire. She can't write a coherent sentence related to our profession. She just strings together jargon into mostly-grammatical configurations and nobody questions her. If whatever she has worked on needs to go beyond our unit, somebody just quietly rewrites it before distribution so as not to embarrass us. 



She has been promoted three times in the last decade. What she lacks in any kind of skill or domain knowledge she makes up for in cunning and manipulation. She has been responsible for engineering the firing of four people, that I know of.

Burn down the building

>>93006235 (OP)

God hates liars

Also it's normal in the business world but when background check comes and you want to work for Google they will find you and they will hunt you down
