Make it serious, funny, sad or whatever as long as you have fun.



I'll start:

>be me

>20 years old cousin comes to live with me for until he finds a place for uni

>didn't want to but "muh family"

>have some hope it won't be too bad

>should'vehopeharder.jpg

>first day here he broke the glass I had since I'm 7

>he doesn't know how to do the dishes and everything always ends up greasy

>he doesn't know what a broom or vacuum cleaner is

>there is piss all over the toilet seat

>AND THE FLOOR

>he flushes only when it starts to smell

>doing the laundry being too "complicated", letting his dirty clothes on the floor is apparently the best option

What the hell is wrong with men? Am I really supposed to take care of him like a little kid? I have to cook and do everything for two persons as if I wasn't busy enough.

This weekend I wasn't able to shop for groceries and sent him to buy enough for the week... I didn't even know how to react when I came back home and saw all he bought were frozen pizzas, bags of snacks and a bunch of soda bottles.

It's only been one week and a half and I don't know if I won't commit a murder if this lasts for too long.

Nice bait thread troon. YWNBAW

Good bait post. I almost fell for it

>>72988309 (OP)

I was a little sorry for you, not ironically.

I don't need to pretend to be a woman because according to society I am one for being a tranny.

>>72988309 (OP)

Sure I'll pretend

>boo hoo I have it so hard

>actually has it easy

>>72988309 (OP)

I think Snoopy and Woodstock are cute, but I otherwise don't care much for this comic strip. Charlie Brown's too miserable for my liking.

(did I do a good job?)

Honestly, yeah. I'm impressed. Simple but on point.

>>72988309 (OP)

you have some serious self hatred op. your attempt at being a woman is just shitting on men.



>be child me (female)

>mom wants me to hate my dad and protect her from him

>wait, i don't feel the societal pressure of being her little man because i have a pussy

>i don't feel guilt for taking his side against her

>become daddy's girl and through the power of my pussy i cure his alcoholism 

>i behead my mom (metaphorically) and take her place

>my oedipal complex has resolution and my neurosis is cured (i'm also not gay anymore since i'm a woman now)

>clap

I either failed my thread or failed to understand other anons because I believe people took me seriously.

i literally don't care about height, like why do men think it matters so much?? all my exes were like 5'8 and honestly idk what else to say to u guys. their personality was just shit and desu they yelled at me and made me cry after i did uplifted them and they left me for stacy. now i have a 6'2 bf and you all call me chad only stfu.

you didn't clean up your cousin's piss?

I actually have a piss fetish but it is too embarrassing to tell it to other anons.

But there's gotta be at least one woman out there who enjoys Peanuts, right?

>>72988309 (OP)

Would you have succeeded in forming a romantic relationship with your high school crush if the genders were reversed?
