>funding 

Why do you nerds always beg for money to create things or advance in science? Money doesn't just magically make resources or knowledge appear, we have all the means to advance but you geeks are greedy and won't do anything without "funding".

who else is going to pay all the salaries for string theorists???

hello???

>>15394842 (OP)

All funding for theoretical physics and math should be cut. Grants will only be granted to those who need access to high powered computers, spectrometers, and particle accelerators for testing.

Theoryfags should be forced to live in communes and raise their own food.

>>15394842 (OP)

>why?

To torment people like you.

This would force all mathematicians to do applied work. I think it would be very beneficial for all.

>>15394842 (OP)

Sounds like they should read some philosophy... !

>>15394842 (OP)

>Money doesn't magically make resources appear

...Anon I-

money --> food --> brain --> knowledge

>>15394842 (OP)

>Why do you nerds always beg for money to create things or advance in science? 

because they are mendicants rather than useful members of society

>>15394842 (OP)

People need to be paid for their time, if they aren't then they can't buy food, pay bills, etc, they cannot do work that does not bring immediate benefits.

this but unironically

It should all be cut unless they can prove what they're doing is useful to anyone.

We need money to compensate for our failure in looks and status. How else can we hope to attract bitches?

$88 billion flushed down the toilet

>>15394842 (OP)

>Money doesn't just magically make resources or knowledge appear

Yeah, it's not magic. it's a closed system of exchange of goods and services that's lubricated by money which results in an emergent property that may sometimes result in knowledge. What's upsetting is dimwit mouth breathers are predominately the ones hoarding all the money because they plopped out of the right pussy. This is what you should be condescending frog posting about, retardo.

>>15394842 (OP)

>>15394842 (OP)

if they were planning to create anything useful, they wouldn't need "grants" (AKA free money, gibes, etc.), they would have financial backing from whoever thought they could make use of the useful science.

>gibes me dat fo free

>muh gibs muffugguh

>>15394842 (OP)

science is such a waste of money

If they're as intelligent as they presume themselvs to be then they should be able to figure out the funding problem on their own

Its already been figured out, you just ask for the money.

Nothing wrong with it, a scientist is a tube where you put money in one end and science comes out the other

>>15394842 (OP)

they're no different than homeless bums demanding handouts, except in that they demand a lot more money. in the case of either one, they'll still be back the next day in the same spot, still demanding more free money in exchange for nothing in return

Over $12 trillion wasted on a nonexistent viral epidemic

>money --> food --> brain --> schemes to get more free money without doing anything worthwhile to earn it
