>go on diet

>start twinkmaxxing

>go to nippon

>live cheap in capsule hotels

>become host

>outlast my coworkers when drinking due to superior eurogenes

>"customer-chan, i am new here, i don't know which beverage is best, please treat me well"

>set myself up as exotic western specimen

>taller than any other men on the menu but still considered a "pretty-boy"

>rake in megabucks while enjoying time with women and having money for hobbies on the side



Tell me how this isn't the ultimate cheat code to life

>>43249307 (OP)

>>43249307 (OP)

>go on diet

you'll stuck there

>>43249307 (OP)

You should try this, i am 99% sure it’s going to work

>>43249307 (OP)

If women rent already paying for your car and shit wherever in euroland you are they wont pay for your shit in nipland.

Also starting as a host is brutal, you're just the vomit and piss cleaner living with 12 other guys at first

Also you need to know nip. 

Oh, male hosts (maybe the female ones too but I only ) vomit up the alcohol they drink, otherwise they wont last the night, so better get good at deepthorating your fingers 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6Ts_3sBe50 [Embed]

>>43249307 (OP)

just become an english teacher

>>43249307 (OP)

Anon i do not think they are in the ugly bastard business.

Does anyone have the documentary about that host that's really popular but doesn't like being a host anymore?

>vomit up the alcohol they drink

enjoy your throat cancer anon
