would you like to eat vegan burgers with me

>>17470345 (OP)

no i would fucking not

there's no need to be rude

fuck you

we live in a rude world unfortunately

I would like to eat your vegan burger

fuck you

you should try being more polite that would be nice i think 

i already ate it sorry

i was polite that time

>>17470345 (OP)

but i dont like vegan patties

do you mind I just yoink your chips

mycroft does not deserve politeness

make another one for me

thank you for being polite i appreciate it

don't be mycrophobic 

maybe later it is nap time

wake up time to drink 10 cups of coffee and smoke 10 cigarettes

DO NOT DO THAT

what the **** is wrong with you

okay i guess i will drink some decaffeinated coffee before my nap

you need caffeine sorry please add caffeine

what do you mean

thanks for the advice i will buy some caffeine pills and dissolve them in my decaffeinated coffee

>>17470345 (OP)

ill throw your vegan burger in the bin

thank you



don't do that maybe you don't deserve to get a vegan burger

vegan burger goes in the trash

do not give >>17472359 a vegan burger

fuck you

are you talking to me hopefully not

no i was talking to mycroft

thanks

yes thank you you are welcome

wake up

>>17470345 (OP)

let's split it you can eat vegan and I'll eat burgers

im awake thank you

did you sleep well

no i had a very bad sleep

i wouldnt eat vegan burgers in general

good idea that seems like a fair split

why the heck not

You must eat a vegan one, every for so-now-and-then eating burgers.

Pfff les go Britain doing a Brexeit

les go commission 'confidential'

i don't get it

coffee time

coffee time

okay thanks for reminding me i will drink one cup of coffee with oat milk

thank you for the double reminder i could have forgotten again without it

stop punching

i didn't

its your fault for being a ******* ****** *** ******

omg

somebody had to say it

it was totally uncalled for

you called for it

sewage on sandwich time please gather some sewage for your sandwich

you have ruined coffee time

sorry

you ruined your own coffee time

it's okay you know what they say no beans about it
