Tell me about your favorite homemade sauces, dips, remoulades, etc.



(I will accept no more than 3 references to semen in this thread.)

I make my own sauce and ill give you a taste if you open your mouth and close your eyes for like three minutes

That's one.

>>19167934 (OP)

Chunky Cum Cream Sauce

I would but you didn't even tell me yours so I'm not really inclined to discuss it with you

I just randomly threw some shit together for chicken strips and had the idea to ask ck.



Picrel was mayo, ketchup, mustard, hot sauce, cayenne, paprika, salt, pepper, brown sugar, garlic and onion powder, oregano and parsley

Here's what it looked like after mixing

>>19167934 (OP)

Homemade Poopoopeepee sauce:



Ingrediants:

1 teaspon of pee

2 scoops of poo



How to make:

1 Mix them throughly

2 enjoy your saucerino

KEK THIS. ABSOLUTELY BASED.



SAUCES ARE SO REDDIT AND CRINGE

ketchup mayo chopped pickles and caramelized onions



i call it the sauce

>the sauce



That's what I used to call the generic Equate brand personal warming lubricant that my ex girlfriend used to buy

I learned about this dip on the back of a pack of broccoli tots: Mix equal parts ranch dressing with salsa. Amazing dip for the tots or french fries. It has no right to be so good. Also I made homemade yumyum sauce and it tasted exactly like the restaurant the key is melted butter and tomato paste

>>19167934 (OP)

Its basic but

>Mayo, hot sauce, vinegar, sour cream.

or if you're baking to finish off like potatoes or meats

>Olive oil, garlic, vinegar, paprika, then whatever seasoning you want. Then lather it on both sides of the food before baking

I never thought to add vinegar before baking I only add vinegar to salad dressings. Did you come up with that or is it a thing in your family? Might try next time

>>19167934 (OP)

Hidden Valley Ranch. That's it.

Honestly through cooking channels.

It doesnt have to be vinegar, but something acidic like lemon juice helps a lot.

sweet and sour meatball sauce. Its tomato sauce, maple syrup and soy sauce. Goes good over rice

>>19167934 (OP)

Not sure if this applies but I will give it anyways. Basic ratios: 3tbsp soy sauce, rice wine vinegar, 1tbsp chili oil, toasted sesame oil, sugar, however much garlic you want, I usually do three cloves minced/pressed. Then you cut up cucumber(usually mini) into 1/8” (3mm) chips and put in sauce top with crushed red pepper and cilantro (if you aren’t deformed)

>>19167934 (OP)

I combine salsa and sour cream for fajitas. Seems like nothing worth mentioning except every time I describe it someone thinks it is some abomination.

Henceforth named 'the cry for help'.

Don't put anything vinegar in the oven, like hot sauce. You will get a cloud of acid in your face since it all evaporates.

Pretty basic remoulade

>>19167934 (OP)

That parsley doesnt even look fresh

Based and red pilled Chads prefer the Homemade Peepeepoopoo sauce. 



Ingredients:

2 teespoon pee

1 scoop poo



How to maek:

Piss and shit in a bowl. Stir with dick. Enjoy.

>>19167934 (OP)

I made honey mustard sauce for fried chicken tenders last night. Homemade mayo, dijon mustard, honey. But I was kinda drunk and splashed a lot of oil on my arm when flipping a tendie. Me this morning. (Ouchie.)
