Why do some people fold Pizza? It makes no sense. Why would you want LESS pizza by making it smaller?

The friction from folding cooks the pizza

The friction from pizza folds my cock.

>>19164220 (OP)

Its the same amount, idiot.

Which of these is larger, retard?

Fine. You win.

Folding does not affect mass. It's the same amount of food.

helps me stay thin by eating less

>>19164220 (OP)

You make it smaller with every bite.

Why would you do that? You're only cheating yourself.

Why do people not put ketchup on their pizza? It's like getting free sauce.

>>19164220 (OP)

pizza shouldnt be floppy enough to fold, that means its uncooked

>>19164220 (OP)

It makes it thicker and meatier. I always preferred calzones and strombolis for this reason, I like a big thick juicy bite. So when someone gets a pizza, I fold it for the pseudo-calzone. Eating pizza the regular way is underwhelming.

>So when someone gets a pizza, I fold it for the pseudo-calzone

Do you only eat pizza when you steal it from someone else?

>>19164220 (OP)

easier to eat when your walking down the street

WTF is that shit?

I never order it for myself, if I'm ordering I get myself a calzone. I also won't request a calzone if someone else is ordering pizza because I don't want to be a special snowflake faggot.

>>19164220 (OP)

>order large pizza

>fold it

>go to counter and demand a refund because it isn't large

>>19164220 (OP)

I want the folded pizza to fit into my mouth and eat it whole, what's so hard to understand?

>>19164220 (OP)

'za folders belong in camps

Depends on the number of folds but 1 fold is 50%less and so on

>I HECKIN LOVE THE HUSTLE AND BUSTLE OF THE BIG CITY

>>19164220 (OP)

Folding tricks you into thinking you're eating less so you can quickly shove more greasy pizza down your throat

>>19164220 (OP)

it makes sense when you're eating a fuckhuge slice like you get at costco

people do this with normal size slices though and it makes no sense

NY style pizza is often (but not always) floppy. By folding it you prevent it from flopping away from your mouth.

>Squeeze muffin into one small disc

>No amount of muffin is lost

>Muffin can now be eaten in two bites

>Also now it sucks

Air is an ingredient in cooking

You can drink 4 raw egg whites in seconds, it would take you a while to eat meringue made from 4 egg whites

Unfolded pizza has more surface than folded pizza meaning it has more air

This means the pizza is bigger and if we could get that air cold Enough to weight it it would show that unfolded pizza is also heavier

By folding the pizza you cut the amount of air in it in half each time you fold it

LOUIE LOUIE LOUIE LOUIIIIEEEE

You can fold steel. Is steel too floppy?

fuck you mothafucka i'm from new york fuckin city we fold ouah fuckin pizza because it's what we go gabeesh? what? yous don't fold ya fuckin pizza? what ah ya a buncha fuckin faggots?

>>19164220 (OP)

Genius food hack. By folding the pizza you eat less while getting the same amount of pizza.

I see. I shall order a pizza and try this. I'll report back later.
