How do you survive a knife fight on a ship?

>>58055982 (OP)

Get monkeys so that they can settle their disputes the safe and reasonable way.

Seems illegal, but okay.

>>58055982 (OP)

bring back military segregation. Allowing blacks and mexicans in Okinawa and other places is 99% of the cause of negative sentiment towards American troops that doesn't involve UAV's

>Be me 

>A martime merchant for 7 years now

>Never seen a single knife fight on any ship

My God are journalists are fucking retarded. I bet this is hit piece to push for DEI crap in the business. Journalists deserved the fucking rope next to pedos.

>he didn't get invited to the knife fights

>>58055982 (OP)

What if Steven Seagal has a knife?

the only knife that motherfucker is interested in these days is one that cuts cake

Ukraine would be doomed.

"Dude you WERE the knife fights!"

>he didn't get invited to the knife fights

Apparently so, but in reality the minute you start shit on a ship it becomes you vs the whole ship and if you're unlucky either the captain or chief engineer will dump your ass at the next port. It's essentially we're all on this floating prison for the next 4 months so let's work to together for the time being.

>>58055982 (OP)

Fight naked and circumcise yourself right before the fight.

And what exactly would that do?

>>58055982 (OP)

Okay, how many of you fucking retards didn't understand this is a figure of speech?



https://www.forbes.com/sites/craighooper/2022/09/06/internecine-knife-fights-are-killing-the-us-navy-and-american-maritime/?sh=560d99c054f0

How do you get into that sector?

Put on a funny hat and claim the other nigger is antisemetic

Fucking journos getting my hopesup for another golden age of piracy.

no one, including yourself. it was a boring topic that required an eye-catching image and a hilariously misleading and sensational headline.



Actually true. If you lookup a lot of the violent US soldier offenders in Okinawa, the majority of them are not white. While some white soldiers obviously commit some crimes while on foreign soil, the majority of those that do are non-white.

>lookup

>the majority 

That sounds an awful lot like statistics and math. Math and statistics are racist and of the devil.



Shit, you're right. I'll make a quick prayer to God begging for forgiveness for my heinous actions.

Do you have a source? It seems like an interesting topic



Not anymore, I used to keep a picture of some mugshots of convicted Marines out of Okinawa but it was lost in a hard drive crash. Just look it up yourself and it shouldn't be too hard to find. Most of the data that I had gathered anyways came from 4chan many years ago.

Start praying.

vast majority of people in Japanese prisons for violent offenses are American service members, especially African American Marines

that's why you do it over international waters

I'm gonna go with this is bullshit simply because of how small the American military presence is when compared to the sum population of Japan

>>58055982 (OP)

Depends, running in circle from knifer would work just fine as long as i have better speed + stamina. Throwing things at him, also help.

damn.

kokujin, amirite nips?

Fun fact, he had to testify against the mob and cried like a woman afterwards and had to be consoled by two FBI agents.

google doesn't show pictures of the perpetrators for whatever reason

don't be fooled by the sketch, this nigger's black as night
