wife cooked me this for dinner

home made black eyed peas seasoned with a bunch of fresh garlic and jalapenos and amish butter

fress grass fed ribeye 

and mac n cheese with aged white cheddar

Serves you right if that's the tableware you provide her with.

What's wrong with it?

AAAAAAAHHHH

IT'S FUCKING RAW

looks good >>19166569 (OP) 



[spoiler]dump a nice load inside of her for me. im going to jerk off for the 5th time today.[/spoiler]

when you have high quality steak it should be, it melts in your mouth



I did right before she cooked it

>it melts in your mouth

I'm pretty sure steaks aren't supposed to melt

How do you like your steak?

Medium-rare, this way it's not too tender and I don't feel like I'm eating a slab of raw meat.

What does the bathroom smell like after your wife exits it?

I like medium rare if the steak is cheap but I like rare/blue if I don't have to chew it because it's so tender

You're alright, boomer.

I hope you and your wife have a nice evening.

>>19166569 (OP)

Not seared enough, underdone. Was put in the pan cold and wet and turned grey. Probably not even warm in the middle. I don't see any bacon or onions in the peas. 



I'll give her a 3/10 for effort. At least she cooks dinner.

it was 90f in the center

That would register as cold in the mouth for most people.

That's not true at all, that's what rare steak is supposed to be, it's not cold, it's hot on the outside warm on the inside.

no wonder men who get wives are depressed if they get fed slop like this

miss me with that gay shit

90f is basically room temp. There's no defending that steak. I'm sorry.

maybe in your third world country lmao

room temp is 68-72f

grim. is your wife color blind?

the color is beautiful

on what? everything on that plate is brown or yellow except the inside of your steak

steak is perfect. now go give your eyes two black eyes, shes asking for it with that meal.

>no wonder men who get wives are depressed if they get fed slop like this

its cause of the decline in T levels.

What color do you expect black eyed peas and mac n cheese to be? 



ebin shitpost

now go give your wife two black eyes, shes asking for it with that meal.

thats not shit post. thats actual fact.

serving husband beans is not acceptable. especially like this. reminds me of my time living in the third world.

Steak looks like shit sorry bud

Women really are afraid of hot pans

>>19166569 (OP)

I'm sorry.

>>19166569 (OP)

It's a shame what your wife did to that ribeye.

>>19166569 (OP)

Damn OP. That sounded really good before I actually looked at the picture. People who get married right out of high school are fucking nuts. You know it isn't going to last.

It normally does. If you're the type of person who needs to play the field before marriage, marriage isn't going to work for you the first couple of times.
