Your thoughts on Border Collies?

>>898553505 (OP)

Everybody thinks they want a super smart dog until they get a border collie and realize intelligent dogs are basically hellbeasts. They need constant entertainment and it must be varied otherwise the monotony frustrates them and they begin to deliberately misbehave. If you can’t devote 100% of your waking hours keeping them occupied, they will destroy everything you love specifically because they know you love those things. Get a retriever instead.

>>898553505 (OP)

They're good dogs, but require a lot of care. If they don't get regular exercise and stimulation they can get really destructive. It can even cause them to lose their fur and get aggressive. I've got an Australian Cattle Dog, not a collie but still a working/herding breed. We go for a run every morning, and an even longer one after I get home from work. I got her chickens to keep her busy while I'm at work. She knows she's on the clock when I open the coop before I leave. Her primary job is to keep them off of the patio and out of the garden. She does so amazingly.

>>898553505 (OP)

good fuck

>>898553505 (OP)

They're incredible animals as long as you have a big enough area for them to run in and don't ignore them. My parents owned two, the first one was when I lived with them and she was a lovely dog and could remember a whole lot. The second was after I moved out and they got lazy and didn't exercise her enough. she turned into a little porker and is a DEMON about stealing and hiding food that she shouldn't have. They are very smart and have a lot of energy but if you don't help them direct it towards something positive it will be directed towards something they prefer instead. Not high maintenance dogs but you can't ignore their basic needs

Aren't they too small to fuck?

This.

>>898553505 (OP)

Like all dogs, they're retarded and need to be shot.

>>898553505 (OP)

They’re the best dogs. They are the truest partners. So loyal and sensitive. Don’t scold a border collie if you have one. They’ll sulk all day long. 

They want so desperately to please their person. 

Smart, agile, sensitive, caring. Best dogs.

are you a nigger or a chink?

>>898553505 (OP)

they can distinguish between several hundred commands, so basically they are smarter than GOP voters.

>>898553505 (OP)

Too smart for me. Too many needs for a pet pet. Collies are more like partners than pets. Better in the hands of people that can actually use them. Farmers, hikers, etc.

>>898553505 (OP)

Border Collies are literally assholes. One time I went to the bathroom, I saw my dog shit near my toilet seat because I didn’t give feed him yesterday. Anytime when I miss a day he does that. I fucking hate him so much.

l had one. he was a great dog. best frisbee dog ever. but he was always wound up. he would race cars, bark at airplanes, leaves, the moon. had to watch him around kids playing. he would try to herd them and sometimes nip. cool dogs but they can wear you out with their constant state of alertness. theyre working dogs. they need something to do
