How do I get the most enjoyment out of going to a concert alone? ~200 people in a bar.

>>116101320 (OP)

if you have to ask that while posting a wojak image on here just dont even go lol

cope

nah you

cope

>>116101320 (OP)

By not being insecure and knowing how to talk to strangers and make friends.

not that anon but he's 100% right, you're kinda toxic

Good

not that anon but you're wrong

QRD?

>>116101320 (OP)

get drunk or high

This, if you have social anxiety just get hammered before going. It's better being a loud drunk mess than being a quiet weirdo trust me

>Work up the courage to go to an Animal Collective concert alone after reading a thread like this on /mu/ where people say no one cares if you're alone

>I turn up a couple minutes late

>As I walk into the event, the whole crowd turns to look at me

>One of them yells "HOLY SHIT, HE'S ALONE!"

>Whole event laughing hysterically as I take my seat

>Calls of "weirdo," "creeper," etc.

>Want to die

>After the concert, the entire audience mobs me in the hallway

>They start dancing in circles around me, chanting deliriously and laughing

>They start singing a nursery rhyme about how only virgins go to concerts alone and how I should kill myself

>I can't get away because they've joined hands and won't let me escape

>They start throwing their drinks and candy and stuff at me

>"HAHA LOOK AT THE LOSER GETTING STICKY"

>Security comes by

>They look mad but then they see me in the middle of the crowd

>One of them says "wait, did that fucker come here alone?"

>Security joins in, start using supersoakers to shoot artificial butter at me

>I'm lying in the fetal position sobbing at this point

>The dancing and chanting continues for over 13 hours

>I'm completely covered in soda, butter, and bits of candy

>Black guy goes "NIGGA LOOKS LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE!"

>Crowd finally disperses

>Panda Bear comes by

>Leans down, whispers in my ear "Never come here again"

>All I can do is whimper "yes sir"

Funny because more than half of the people at an anco concert are probably alone

being a drunk weirdo is a million times worse than being a not drunk weirdo

That depends on if you're an actual weirdo though. Most people can still control themselves when they drink

>>116101320 (OP)

drugs

I’m out of the concert. Nothing went wrong. Thanks for always being there for me /mu/.

you watched a bootleg on youtube

>>116101320 (OP)

live music is rarely worth the hassle

I’m about to hug Eva Hendricks and there’s nothing you can do about it.

>>116101320 (OP)

Concerts are the easiest place to talk to strangers. Find some other dude/lady who looks like they didn't come with anyone and just ask a question about the band (have you seen them live before? type of questions) or tell them you like their band shirt.

wtf, I was at that concert

Just do it bro, literally nobody gives a shit.

>>116101320 (OP)

mass shooting

i'm not saying you should, op, but...
