festivals are a good workout. walking around and dancing nothing better

>>70749093 (OP)

do women really wear thongs at festivals?

be on appetite suppressing drugs from start to finish. dancing for cardio. easy fasting and a pound of fat loss in one day!

>>70749093 (OP)

Are festivals just whorefests?

Yeah, and at burning man they sometimes set up tents and just lie there naked with a sign that says free fucks

Yes to both of your questions. As an 18 year old suburban shut-in, going to my first music festival blew my fucking mind

Did you smash?

I was in a relationship at the time, so no. I did get lots of free booze and weed though.

Yes

I got head from an annoying bitch who was high on molly one time in Toronto when I was 17 and the following year fucked another. Both had thong/whore outfits like in the OP pic. Felt good in the moment but right after you feel disgusted with them.

>>70749093 (OP)

You should at least go to one instead of grabbing coomer images off google

music festivals arent like this at all on my country is this an american thing?



im jealous

And a Canadian thing



We have some country themed one here called "Boots and Hearts" which is the same excuse to dress like a whore and get fucked but just with country music and not as many hard drugs

>>70749093 (OP)

>walking around and dancing

yeah i'm sure taking drugs and getting STDs is healthy

kek at the autistic arm posture when he realizes he's being recorded

They're really not.

>shit food

>shit people

>gay music that has zero variation 

>whores with STDs

>money changers behind every booth, all you get for 50 dollars is a towel so thin it doesn't even block the shade let alone dry you off

You'd be amazed what they wear out to events

You're in no danger of ever getting an STD

a lil bit, as a treat. and so on

Do you think he's happy?

>>70749093 (OP)

Some days I consider converting to Islam

>>70749093 (OP)

Fuck I wish I went to Coachella last weekend :(

Thugshaker

>>70749093 (OP)

>drugs

>alcohol

>poor food

>shit sleep

about as good workout as lighting yourself on fire and running around. sure feeling the burn. must be good gains coming. surely.

are there any festivals like that that aren't burning man? Like something I can find local? I want to try living like a woodstock hippie.

They're called STIs, we're not here to stigmatize them.

Imagine the diseases

seems like a happy fun cool dude

>>70749093 (OP)

Shes dressing like that for comfort you pig!

If you want to save money take a handful of shitty ecstacy, go to a texaco station and stand outside pretending you're in line for the shitter, sit on the disgusting piss a period blood soaked seat for half and hour, go home and lay on the grass drinking water for the rest of the day. Same experience, less faggots with clown wigs on.

I prefer going to concerts I enjoy.

Moshing can be a good cardio workout.

Not healthy for your ears. My tinnitus flares up for a couple days after. Fun with friends,but some of the bands I like stay in europe so that kinda sucks.

i just want easy sex bro.
