This man comes up to your girlfriend and smacks her ass. 

How do you react?

What the fuck do you want me to say, Anon?

I'll throw down with him on the spot

Best step up, nigga

>>251375273 (OP)

She would fucking explode on contact what am I supposed to do

>>251375273 (OP)

>mfw Yujiro Hanma slaps my girlfriend's ass

>>251375273 (OP)

>Yujiro Hanma murders my girlfriend right in front of me out of nowhere

>>251375273 (OP)

TUNOMETESCABRASARAMAMBICHE

>>251375273 (OP)

Track down his hotel room and do the good ol doorknob ambush.

>>251375273 (OP)

Try to pick up the pieces and then get her to the hospital

caused a brain embolism

>>251375273 (OP)

The only thing I can do, whip out my magnum dong, waiting for him to do the same, obviously, he with the superior dick gets the girl.

>>251375273 (OP)

>hey man, you seem strong but you need your eyes checked and just thinking that i have a girlfriend shows you're not very bright. it's just my buddy Cage... but on the other hand, why should i care about two consenting adults?

>He doesn't know

>>251375273 (OP)

>Be Yujiro

>sees everyone as female

>slaps my girlfriends ass instead of mines



Yeah, I'm thinking your a Bakilet

>>251375273 (OP)

"Thank you, sir"

>>251375273 (OP)

pull .45 from my conceal carry holster and eye him down, before becoming his buddy and leaving my girl because bros before hoes

>>251375273 (OP)

I inform him that I keep 3 D batteries up my ass, which I call the shining dragon. I hope that this is enough to deter him.

>>251375273 (OP)

I genuflect

>>251375273 (OP)

I feel like he wouldn't even bother with my girlfriend honestly.

I am married to Doppo, so he would not touch me and my man.

Out of respect? Or...

considering he survived getting hit by lightning, i higly doubt it will work

>me

>ever having a gf

>>251375273 (OP)

Run away and look for a new one.

>>251375273 (OP)

Back off Yujiro!!!

>>251375273 (OP)

Ask him why he's smacking his mother's ass

i want him bakc memetobe style

>>251375273 (OP)

I try to pick up her remains and arrange the funeral , maybe cry a little

>>251375273 (OP)

>Tall as fuck

>red hair

>stronger than literally anyone on the planet



This guy is definitely supposed to be one of the Anunaki/human hybrids, one of the "great man of renown of old" who were half human half fallen angel. You can't tell me otherwise. They would often go around stealing human women just like how he does in the story. And normal humans could do literally nothing about it.

kek'd out loud, why do Bakiu threads always have the best jokes

Does that mean he's related to Scooby? 

https://youtu.be/k54_mwC2yT4 [Embed]
