How muscular should I get to go from hippie long hair to warrior long hair?

>>70814611 (OP)

>long hair is.. LE BAD

Short hair is not natural. You need to constantly cut your hair to keep it short. Long hair is natural, you just exist and it happens on its own.

I run long hair because I know it's going to leave me.

Also I have always had a 5 head.

>how muscular should I get

as much as you can, and if you want less train lighter for a bit.

"In traditional societies, men wore long hair as a symbol of their virility and strength, whereas women wore their hair long as a symbol of their fertility and nurturing qualities. Short hair, by contrast, is a symbol of weakness and submission, and represents a rejection of natural gender roles." (Metaphysics of War)

It’s almost like hair is not a significant predictor of any kind of gender role because it fucking grows 24/7 and is more of an interpretable sign based on however faggots like doing their hair.

Wow.

Is my hair warrior hair

>>70814611 (OP)

Unless you look like peak Brad Pitt long hair is hideous on males. I say males instead of men because men do not have long hair. And the only reason Brad Pitt ever had it was to dunk on mids, and to show that even though his hideous hair was definitely detracting from his attractiveness he was still peaking. Which is why models can wear ugly ass clothes and still be models.

>long hair is.. LE BAD!

>why? it's bad because [headcanon]

Fucking retard

Digits and you die instantly

Short hair baldie copers BTFO

checked

>.t balding manlet

Rest In Piss seething short hair incel

Glorious long hair chad, I kneel

It's a matter of style. If you're a generally unkempt man you're gonna look like a hippy. If you're someone neat, who takes good care of himself, it's gonna reflect that.

Short hair bozos: *creates a headcanon about hair having hidden meaning and it being le bad*



long hair chads: "i just think it's neat and/or lazy"

>>70814611 (OP)

My hair is thick and fluffy and turns all wavy when it's longer than 1 inch.

I've never had hair longer than my ears because it's annoying.

this

my hair is like middle of the back and whatever Jew claims this is shit of warriors is just that, a damn jew. 

long hair is total ass and tunrs to shit outside with any wind at all. there is no way you are fighting anything when you are blind MOST of the time. 

and riding something like a horse will have that shit blowing into your eyes. 



True warriors dont wear this shit. But it is comfy and nice to have before you lose it

Checked and kek'd, longhair chads stay winning

Shoulder length/bottom of the neck is about the max you should want. I've had longer and there's really just no reason. If you're at the stage where you have to tie it up literally any time you leave the house for practicality's sake you start wondering what the point is. Tied back shoulder length hair looks pretty much the same as tied back chest length hair.

Fucking got him, one less incel poster

millions of zoomers worldwide are about to grow their hair out after this

I hope you're all prepared
