idk who the fuck reads those but fuck i hate critics imagine you put out an album despite crippling heroin addiction then some fucking jew that makes more money than you to shit on people who actually do anything spends 3 paragraphs telling you to kill yourself lol

Inb4 da man dey call Coltrane

schreiber really wasn't much of a writer

shit, cat

>>116178438 (OP)

>B-BUT MUH PUNK CREDIBILITY

Uterus And Fire review still gets me, never seen someone so filtered in my life

I had never even seen a shooting star before

>>116178438 (OP)

https://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/4261-bleed-american/



This wouldn't pass today.

Nothing Ryan wrote would pass, he's a terrible writer. All the old Pitchfork people were.

And the best Pitchfork review

https://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/9464-shine-on/

>These songs will never test you or judge you.

>That's what I'm here for.

>>116178438 (OP)

he was edgy with the "he shouldve overdosed years ago" line, but I hate big bang baby too. This album blows

>>116178438 (OP)

This album is considered a classic now. Back in the 90's critics were just giving STP bad reviews without even listening to them.

>>116178438 (OP)

They gave NIN's The Fragile a 2.0 upon release and then gave the same album an 8.7 20 years later when it was reissued. Sure, it was two different reviewers, but still. 

https://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/5799-the-fragile/

>>116178438 (OP)

I'll take the stupid edgelord thing over the woke popist bullshit of today.

But fucking 12 Rods songs will right Ryan?

ersatz gb

>>116178438 (OP)

Post some brent DiCrescenzo

Nah I'm kidding that guy was 50 years ahead of his time, the most based reviewer they ever had.

Gone by about 04

>>116178438 (OP)

I'ma make a long comp of them relentlessly shitty to rivers cuomo for the last 20 years shit is hilarious

This is a mediocre album but god Ryan Schreiber is such a cunt

I c wat yuo did there

>>116178438 (OP)

The one for Clarity, that one is pretty terrible.

https://web.archive.org/web/20080603120738/http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/article/record_review/18878-clarity

old pitchfork was pretty cringe, pretty narrow minded people, indie rock oriented approach, giving good grades to friends. 

link to his best reviews according to you

>pretty narrow minded people, indie rock oriented approach

they're middle class white people from chicago. it's only appropriate they talk about what they know, and cringeworthy when they try and branch out with teen girl pop music

Tiny Music is a masterpiece. Best album of the 90s?

also, it pairs with Wizard Of Oz better than Pink Floyd does

>teen girl pop music

that's not what i meant but something eclectic eg in the vein of john peel programs

P4k was just a blog out of some faggots basement at this point. They were definitely making more money than p4k at that time

Ironically the edgy faggots here are just the kind to say random pop stars “should’ve od’d” but this time they take exception because… why?

Vroom Vroom EP

So much projection. You can tell he was exactly this kind of kid once and is trying exceptionally hard to make his hipster friends believe he wasn't.

DiCrescenzo was the guy they turned to when they wanted to nuke a big hyped album's reputation right out of the gate.

they’ve always fucked it with JEW, they even gave clarity a bad score

Because it was a different website entirely by then

Was hating PC Music the last attempt of them to steer opinion instead of following it?
