Riddle me this /sci/. If youre so smart why cant you get laid?

>>15367078 (OP)

men want cute, not smart

Because I'm a manlet, facelet, wristlet, voicelet and socialet. I'm the epitome of unattractive.

>>15367078 (OP)

I'm not a good actor

>>15367078 (OP)

Because with three kids under the age of eight it's hard to get five minutes of privacy to give my old lady the ol' in out in out.

>>15367078 (OP)

Women are for fags and I'm not a faggot.

>>15367078 (OP)

While you were out socialising, playing games, and having sex, I was studying maths and physics. Now I'm alone, depressed, and suicidal, and I realise that I was really fucking stupid to ever think that studying was of any importance whatsoever.

I am an extreme sapiosexual. Please write at me DrJenison@cantab.net

>>15367078 (OP)

I got married

>>15367078 (OP)

It's over

It's no less embarrassing asking girls out when you are a grown up than when you were a teenager.

>not fucking in front of them 

That's what my granddad and dad did when I was 8. I turned out fine

>your grandad and dad fugged in front of you when you were 8

is that why youre here?

>>15367078 (OP)

when you reach a certain peak, you just don't want to get laid, and enjoy being completely self sufficient

No. I'm here because reddit banned me for constantly saying the n word.

>>15367078 (OP)

Because women are evil >:(

>>15367078 (OP)

Getting laid is easy, pay a prostitute. Hard part is getting laid with someone you give a damn about and forming a long lasting relationship with.

>>15367078 (OP)

Who's to say that I don't do that somewhat regularly?

Didn't have much to do with being a scientist exept that we went to the same uni

>men want cute

then be cute

>>15367078 (OP)

I could get laid but i'd rather wait for a nice smart guy to sweep me of my feet

You really think anon isn't?

That's homosexuality

Even your mother?

I'm a biological girl

because of astrology

That's a good joke but ywnbaw

>i'd rather wait for a nice smart guy to sweep me of my feet

*slides into your dms*

>>15367078 (OP)

dumb question. It's because I'm married.

Is a jaded midwit good enough?

jaded is fine, midwit not that desirable



silly



my chromosomes say otherwise



I made banana cake just now

>>15367078 (OP)

I hate women

I love women

based

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>I made banana cake just now

based

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Based

... B-Brazil? (sorry for bad english)

what's stopping you from jogging 2x a week?

>>15367078 (OP)

Unsolvable riddle

Who cares really along as you have 1up over someone who actually achieved something, that's all that really matters..

ESPECIALLY her.

When my mother made that it always got stodgy at the bottom. How does one avoid this?

>>15367078 (OP)

I play the long game. Given enough time, the probability of girl sitting on my dick without me having to do anything is 100%.

>>15367078 (OP)

>If youre so smart why cant you get laid?

I can get laid, and I do. Guess that makes me pretty smart huh?
