You have been appointed to become the head of an international Anti-Kaiju Task Force and your current mission is to get rid of a "passive" kaiju currently occupying the center of Metropolitan Tokyo as it is sleeping. How will you carry out this mission in the most effective way and with the least amount of damage and casualties possible?

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Is the kaiju hostile at all? It'd be nice if you could try and bait it out of the city if it was friendly.

>>21659006 (OP)

Drop a large and dense lance from very high altitude, targeted at the beast's heart. The lance would be guided and is a kinetic energy penetrator. No explosives no anything. 



If the lance misses there's no significant fallout from the impact.

Build a big obsidian cage around it and charge tourists to see/pet it, with that money pay experts to tame and train it, maybe put some rocket launchers in its back and use it to fight the devil known as america.

It's passive with quotation marks. Most likely friendly but if provoked, Tokyo's residents are gonna fucking relive WW2's firebombing in no time.

>>21659006 (OP)

Just gas it to death with a few hundred thousand tons of aerosolized fentanyl and then start the arduous process of cutting it up.

>kaiju dies from fentanyl induced heart attack

>citizens blame ultraman's wrestling moves

>>21659006 (OP)

put a big blanky over him and make an amusement park around him to make billions

kaiju lives matter you MONSTERS

Why not inject copious amounts of morphine to kill it with morphine overdose

Isn't this what those nip politicians said in Shin Godzilla?

I don't even think there is enough morphine in the entire world, let alone Tokyo or even the rest of japan, to cause an overdose on a skyscraper-sized giant monster, anon...

>>21659006 (OP)

Three episode angst arc then it joins the party.

If you are willing to pay for it, big pharma will make sure there is enough to overdose a kaiju

>>21659006 (OP)

Dig underground (slowly and quietly) and build a platform under it, lift the entire thing up onto some wheels, and roll it out of Tokyo. Minimal risk, minimal effort, ideally zero casualties. Boring, but practical.

>>21659006 (OP)

like this

Aren't kaiju.. like big? You're gonna have to destroy some buildings just to create a pathway if you're rolling it out from land. Drugging it would be more effective desu, and you can just lift the kaiju out of the city with a squad of helicopters like >>21661439
