>order pizza from local restaurant

>it's supposed to be 30cm

>looks rather small

>measure it

>it's actually 27cm

>call pizza place to tell them I got less pizza than expected

>"yeah well there's nothing we can do about it sir" and hang up

This is why standardization is a good thing. At least Dominos doesn't lie about the size of their pizzas.

It works for homes and cars

>>19216355 (OP)

make your own pizza then, princess

>>19216355 (OP)

>this guy

>posting on a rwandan cave painting forum because his pizza was about 1 inch (sorry, 2.54cm) out of spec

Don't you think that's within margin-of-error for a pizza? If it was a full "size" off, then yeah, complain about it.

>it's OK to be scammed

It's not.

Also

>rwandan cave painting forum

Very cringe.

Did the pan get an inch smaller? Pizza gets larger when heated. False advertising is in fact illegal.

>>19216355 (OP)

>>19216355 (OP)

Sounds like you should lawyer up anon

Have your opinion. I don't think a pizza being that slightly off constitutes "a scam."

Also, you've never heard anons on here referring to this place as

>thai basket weaving forum

>korean floor hockey webchat

>congolese marimba enthusiasts forum

Are you new?

As for false advertising, yes, I'm aware. Do you bring a food scale to steakhouses? Do you watch the poor teenager at the ice cream shop to make sure you get 3 FULL SCOOPS? Do you count the beans in the can? 

Maybe the pizza man stretched the dough out to 30cm and it "retracted" a bit while adding toppings or during the time he took to scratch his bare nut sack?

>>19216355 (OP)

make your own pizza restaurant then, princess

>>19216355 (OP)

It's pizza not cocaine if it's 10% light it really is not a big deal

>Also, you've never heard anons on here referring to this place as

>>thai basket weaving forum

>>korean floor hockey webchat

>>congolese marimba enthusiasts forum

That shit always has been fucking cringe. Literally "haha le random xD" reddit faggot bullshit.

3 cm off a 30 cm diameter pizza is 19% smaller area with same amount of dry crust, OP got raped

Nigga stop replying to autistic trolls

Anon it's an ancient joke

It's a version of "getting a degree in underwater basket weaving"

just because you're too young to remember before people started saying it doesnt make it ancient

>Getting angry on a Dagestani sauna forum

I couldn't care less how "ancient" that """"joke""" is. Saying random things has never been funny and never will.

Also friendly reminder 4chan was with filled with pre-Reddit fedora tipping neckbeard atheist faggots before 2015.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Chanology

This. Simple but never wrong

You wanna have something good? Make it yourself

The earliest recorded use is 1953

>Saying random things has never been funny and never will

>pretends he was on 4chan in 2007 after stating this

You done shot your dick clean off retard

>HAHAHAHAHA LE MONGOLIAN BASKET WEAVING FORUM XD XD XD LOOOOOOL SO RANDOM HAHA EPIC TROLLING

You dumb nigger. Go back to r/rickandmorty you fucking faggot.

It's really, really funny that you have no idea why it's incredibly obvious you were not on 4chan in the mid 2000s. What a sad tryhard

lurk for a million years

weak. a sikh warrior, i would destroy that store.

>>19216355 (OP)

is this like 2x4 actually being 1.5x3.5?
