what's the /v/erdict

>Play Death Stranding for the first time

>An hour of cutscenes before I get to play

The fuck did I buy

Shitty game. Don't sweat it, I did the same.

Propped up by bigger talent. Made trash 3 straight now. His "magnum opus" was embarrassingly bad writing, maybe the worst ever in a mainstream project of that scope.

>>634564810 (OP)

He's a giant hack, and probably a closeted homo as well.

>VRJAPN

>>634564810 (OP)

Met kojima in a bar once. He kept saying how my hair was cool and wanted to put it in his game and all. Was walking by as he was texting some one, saw he was actually making fun of me actively and said how he was laughing at my stupid hair. He even used laugujg emojis in his text messages. I was so upset just went straight home and cried my self to sleep.

>>634564810 (OP)

Punchable face

>>634564810 (OP)

EL CREATIVIDAD

filtered at the beginning, classic

>>634564810 (OP)

Goodbye Sausage

>ha ha filtered XD

I'm about to play it again in 12 minutes. I just want to know if I still have another two hours of cutscenes first. God the pacing is so bad.

Spoonfeed me on Kojima, why has he become such a joke the last few years? I know jack about him, but for the little I've seen and read, he seems like a petty hack that passed his moments of glory by at least four miles.



That shit didnt happen.

You you're just making shit up

P-please tell me you're just making that shit up

 Sad if true, I bet your hair isnt even that bad 

>>634564810 (OP)

Best director

I dunno have mental problems not sure if I am even on v right now

>>634564810 (OP)



he's a genious and only midwits deny it.

>>634564810 (OP)

a kind of make-a-wish kid blown out to unreal proportions. mental invalid gets to hang out with his FAVORITE celebrities!

people pretend hes a good writer in a way that plays into this too.. do you get what i mean? theres a (well-meaning) condescension in how people talk about his work, which you really dont see with say, yoko taro.

>the guy's called heartman, uhh theres that wacky kojima, there he goes again!

>>634564810 (OP)

people here only hate him cause he crushes western pussy on the regular

>Buy a game 

>It's actually a movie

fuck that guy

>>634564810 (OP)

His work is the embodiment of this chart

>>634564810 (OP)

The mgs trilogy was his magnum opus

>>634564810 (OP)

He's cool if you don't take him too seriously.

>>634564810 (OP)

God he's so based

The verdict is guilty.

I dunno, I think that might've been true for some of his early work, but games like Death Stranding feel like they're tailor-made for the middle-of-the-bellcurve pseud—the kinds of people who love things that *sound* deep so they can loudly declare their intellectual superiority for consuming, even if it's really all just a bunch of nonsense

>>634564810 (OP)

Pros:

- has a vision

- unafraid of deviating from convention

- has some novel gameplay ideas

Cons:

- thinks he can write

Pros (cont):

- thinks he can write

I'm ashamed of my words and deeds.
