yawnerino

time for some coffee

I get tjte joke now its cause hes a guy and he shaved his beard

mycroft suicide encouragement general /mseg/

you can do it mycroft

klim

>>17504510 (OP)

yes it is thank you drink 20 cups

>>17504510 (OP)

only if its the coffee from the pooped out beans

talking like dt is banned sorry

hourly reminder:



i am actually a BLACK BVLL

i actually have a BIG BLACK COCK

i actually have BIG BLACK BALLS



women wet themselves when they see the size of my MASSIVE BALLS

why do you feel the need to repeat this every single hour

ugh

cocks 

etc

That is, in fact, a bull. As the filename would suggest

Breaking mycrofts little goth assy with my big fat brown boi cock

Sounds gross

you are not a BROWN BULL

you do not have a BIG BROWN COCK

you do not have BIG BROWN BALLS

i feel liek im not bein listened to

>>17504510 (OP)

cute

not him but thanks

how many cups of coffee have you had so far hopefully more than 8

shart soup saturday

mycroft, may i please have a hug it has been a bad day it would be greatly appreciated sorry

>>17504510 (OP)

nvm you've mentioned before t hat headpats would kill you instantly, therefore h7gs may cause the universe to implode sorry

/an/ roleplayers at night:

what animal are you roleplaying as currently

i will be a dog



bark bark bark bark bark bark bark

Three-Toed Sloth

ok that is a good choice because your id is LAG thanks

wake up

ok i will be a tiger

woof bark

what type of tiger are you

is there any particular reason you didn't choose to be a lion

a cool one

yes

thanks for responding 



bark bark bark

incredible, polythelia in an individual that lacks normal bilateral nipples

thank you

glad 2 be of service

>>17504510 (OP)

mycroft would you like some of the red lentil dahl I made?

I'm injecting HRT into my ass before I drink my coffaaaaay

sounds dangerous maybe do not do that

grooming thread



you will NEVER look like a anime cartoon girl, you will ALWAYS be instantly recognized as having been born male

ok thanks for the reassurance i was starting to think people thought i looked like a cartoon girl

>ill ironically play off that i dont constantly try to gaslight myself every morning that I pass

hopefully the lies you tell yourself work better than the lies you try to tell anonymous strangers online, ohterwise, wew "lass"

i am a guy i don't know what you are rambling about

thats exactly what a cartoon girl would say if she was trying to convince people she wasnt a cartoon girl

lol faggot

can this be an /an/ roleplaying thread

i am a cartoon girl i tricked u

how could you deceive me in such a way

yes please i forgot to eat and now i am hungry

its bedtime sorry you cant eat

trickster tuesday
