>drive to "outdoor world"

>it's a building you have to go inside of

>>2561132 (OP)

It's a good place to buttfuck a boomers wife down in the cuddy cabin some of the display boats have

Greentext, por favor

>>2561132 (OP)

>go to American national park

>it’s all Chinese and Indians

>>2561132 (OP)

it's not even the entire world, either

>frott my cock and gargle my shit spackled balls

How's that for a green text?

This. We already have obnoxious cuck fantasies spamming up the porn boards, go read them there.

The only part of this I believe is that you and buttfucking are related

>>2561132 (OP)

>posts on /out/

i posted with wifi sitting in a forest

are you sure

it's possible tbdesu

r/murderedbywords

Use your words, ESL poster. I know it's hard.

>>2561132 (OP)

Ironically modern americans are some of the most /in/ people on earth living in their mcmansions and driving any and everywhere.

take their daughter instead, and it becomes the cunny cabin

>>2561132 (OP)

This is like a Mitch Hedberg joke and it made me laugh, OP.

You're thinking of Canada, m8

>>2561132 (OP)

>Bass Pro

>all of the aquarium bass are amateurs

>>2561132 (OP)

>outdoor world

>it's not even the size of pluto

I get into arguments on /lit/ while doing field work

>>2561132 (OP)

>trail runners

>people walk in them

>>2561132 (OP)

>Sport Utility Vehicle

>Has no utility while playing sports

>water bottle

>has no water

>r/murderedbywords

Get the fuck out of here you reddit nigger.

kek

>Bass Pro Shop

>Not one musical instrument in sight

>Buy Tasmanian Tiger backpack

>It´s made for humans

>bring walking stick with me to the trail

>it just fucking sits there

>>2561132 (OP)

>decline trail

>do it anyway

>buy sleeping bag

>have trouble finding sleep in it

Kill yourself

>>2561132 (OP)

>mountain bike

>not even made of stone

>>2561132 (OP)

>bushcraft

>You don't actually craft a bush.

Underrated

You meant to say "it's wide awake" you fuckup
