He might have a bubba’d gun but this boomer is pretty good at point shooting 

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=s6EQQnkUGIk [Embed]

I wish we could still get cheap Mauser broomhandles. This was supposed to be something home cnc machines could do! REEEEEEEEEE

yes for those 1000s and 1000s of home CNC machines that are willing to churn out mauser

>>This was supposed to be something home cnc machines could do!

>this anon doesn't have a 3-ton vertical/horizontal 5-axis CNC milling machine at home

LMAO, loser.

pic unrelated.

Post the whole thing at least

leave bober alone

KURWA BÓBR!

Thanks! I didn't have the full photograph.

>>58074854 (OP)

MICULEK ? 

HE IS SLAVIC...



IIRC Miculek is a surname of Croatian origin

that's not the full thing either

QRD?

Is this painting a colonial era shitpost or did the natives and colonists really team up against Beavers?

It's the full painting.

Unless you want to go to Montreal and see the full 8'x7' original.

It was a war where the Danes armed the Iroquois to commit genocide against the local tribes, and secure beaver hunting rights throughout the great lakes. I don't know anything about the artist, but I'm 99% certain those beavers are actually supposed to represent all the tribes the Iroquois confederation wiped out with extreme brutality, though they also devastated the beaver populations terribly.

>Danes

Huh, I meant Dutch, weird brain fart.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beaver_Wars

>>58074854 (OP)

Even if Jerry didn't fire first, he would still kill first.

That fat ass white dude in Pocahontas was right all along, THE'YRE SAVAGES

If I had a time machine, I'd go back and arm the beavers with machine guns, because I hate the Dutch and I also hate people who viciously beat on animals with sticks, such as the Iroquois and Hondurans.

>viciously beat on animals with sticks, such as the Iroquois and Hondurans.

Not all animals are alike. A man who beats a dog is human trash, but I wouldn't necessarily think less of a man for beating a rat, a snake, or a Honduran.

Rats are basically just puppies that fit in your pocket, and unless the snake is attacking you, I would look down on you for beating it with a stick. Empathy is what separates us from the animals and the Hondurans.

Total Beaver Death

Kill beavers. Behead beavers. Roundhouse kick a beaver into the concrete. Slam dunk a beaver baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy castors. Defecate in a beavers food. Launch beavers into the sun. Stir fry beavers in a wok. Toss beavers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a beavers gas tank. Judo throw beavers into a wood chipper. Twist beavers heads off. Report beavers to the IRS. Karate chop beavers in half. Curb stomp pregnant black beavers. Trap beavers in quicksand. Crush beavers in the trash compactor. Liquefy beavers in a vat of acid. Eat beavers. Dissect beavers. Exterminate beavers in the gas chamber. Stomp beaver skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate beavers in the oven. Lobotomize beavers. Mandatory abortions for beavers. Grind beaver fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown beavers in fried chicken grease. Vaporize beavers with a ray gun. Kick old beavers down the stairs. Feed beavers to alligators. Slice beavers with a katana.

BARELY EVEN LEGAL wait what were the lyrics

 well yes, but actually not.

 Miculek is of Polish descent

Rats will sneak into your house and shit on your tables if you let them
