Hello I have a few friends on Discord and they want me to send them condoms filled with my cummies. I am wondering how I can do this keeping it warm and tasty for them. This is an honest question. not female btw

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>>2608560 (OP)

>no female btw

As if there was any doubt

>>2608560 (OP)

This deserves an accurate answer and if you do it post pics for the glory of /diy/



You should use small sealed jars for shipment of dimensions large enough and shallow enough to lick clean. I'm setting up to airbrush Cerakote and note there are many such small jars with lids sold for paint.



You must pasteurize or pickle the spunk or otherwise preserve it. The easy way would be to mix it with Everclear. Your recipients can guzzle your goo and get a buzz fdoing spunk shots.



You could get creative and buy miniature liquor bottles, jizz in a flask (always add booze to semen since you'll have more of the second) then add liquor to taste and consistency. 



Schnapps etc would flavor your load but for best paraphilic experience you should clearly video the process from nutting to container closure. Overdilution dilutes the experience too. 



Cold pasteurization is more work but eliminates dilution.



https://www.sciencedirect.com/topics/food-science/cold-pasteurization#:~:text=As%20the%20name%20implies%2C%20the,to%20any%20other%20pasteurization%20process.

MRE heaters for jism! You sir are a genius.

Everyone in this thread is going about this the wrong way except maybe the alcohol guy.

The real solution is to immediately flash-freeze the jizz in liquid nitrogen. Then pack it in styrofoam with dry ice for shipment.



On arrival the receiver should be instructed to allow the jizz to come to room temp slowly, then warmed gently to 100f before squirting all over their degenerate mouth.

I think the issue is that semen is a mix of different fluids with different preservation needs.

Sperm are living cells, and thus can't really be pasteurized because the entire point of pasteurization is to kill biological contaminants. At minimum, the sperm should be separate from the rest of the fluid and preserved separately. You could consult resources from the sperm banking industry on this.

There are also some proteins and enzymes in there, which are sensitive to being denatured. You might want to separate these and preserve them together with the sperm. But maybe you can do some research and figure out if there is some appropriate preservative technique that is less strict than for sperm (e.g. pH extremes, desiccation, heat/cold).

Finally there is the fluid base, which honestly is just a simple mix of basic chemicals. You could probably just manufacture this artificially. Maybe you just create a powder they mix with boiled water? Little testicle shaped tea bags?



If people can mix a bunch of stuff together for fancy "instant" ramen, I'm sure they can do it for your seminal product.
