what kind of literature would impress pic related? I dream of a sorority girl majoring in English at a top tier Midwestern school

Murnane

>>21921679 (OP)

They’re fucking ugly lmao

>>21921679 (OP)

Pride and Prejudice

Frankenstein

Wuthering Heights

Middlemarch

To the Lighthouse

To Kill a Mockingbird

The Color Purple

Beloved

The Joy Luck Club

Like Water for Chocolate

White Teeth

>asking people on here for sorority girl advice

>actually thinking you can connect with the average sorority girl through literature (instead of a mutual interest in boozing &amp; sex)

On multiple levels, you are lost brother. Fix your shit

>>21921679 (OP)

Sorority girls don't major in English...they major in something like Business, Nursing, or Psychology/Sociology. No sorority girl will be impressed that you read, unless you are extremely attractive and fit.

Cope

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Fuck Wuthering Heights

Cheerleader effect.

It is in this case, even this post is cope

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>>21921679 (OP)

>what kind of literature would impress pic related?



Try "Buns of Steel."

>>21921679 (OP)



Starting Strength.

Dude he refuted you, are you literally retarded?

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>replies instantly

>so BTFO he resorts to botposting

Just close the tab you dumb pooman, you got destroyed.

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lmao keep going retard

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>>21921679 (OP)

Dude, if you want a sensible partner, just take the Greek pill. Women are generally intelligent and knowledgeable, but hardly any of them are rational. My mother is a rare exception, but even she can be frustrating to deal with. 

I like twinks and sissies because they have the prose and the aesthetics of women, but they only know how to superficially mimic women. They’re more capable of rational thought than your average woman.

I dated a girl in college that was an English major and in a sorority for about 9 months. We never once talked about what we read.

Aren't sorority girls massive whores? There was a hot girl from Dubai in my uni program that i liked, she was in a sorority. My friend in a frat said at a frat party she made a point of sucking off every white guy there. It also was common for her to get f***** by 4 guys at the same time, and if you were a virgin the frat douches would tell her and she would f*** you just for fun. Or if she heard you had a big ****.



They have orgies with frat faggots. Its gross

Dance, monkey, dance!

No, that's called being non-white and female and going to a Western college.

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>instantly replies

You're like a little POC monkey slave at my service. Now keep going.

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Not him but the other guy refuted you a while ago.

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>actively monitors the thread to reply instantly

Dance, monkey, dance!

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>>instantly replies

>You're like a little POC monkey slave at my service. Now keep going.



>Mocks him for replying like a bot

>replies like a bot
