He killed millions. . .

>>252034660 (OP)

What drives a man to dress like a woman?

you tell me

Having a dick too big for pants.

Unironically society, women are desired more than men and are put on a pedestal

trillions of sperm cells spilled to this Incubus

>>252034660 (OP)

He genuinely did, just not in the way you're thinking.

like a woman?

Not doing it when you look like that would be a sin.

>draw a girl

>call it a boy

problem, gaikokujin?

>>252034660 (OP)

i wouldnt mind if he fucked my girlfriend

you don't have a girlfriend

and astolfo isn't real. you're point?

Cute clothes are for men. Women don't own shit.

>>252034660 (OP)

i wouldnt mind if he fucked me

Anon, it was the Dark age. Everybody was like that.

true

But would your girlfriend mind if he had sex with you?

You meant fuck him right?

>>252034660 (OP)

In a single second.

SEX

>thicc legs

misspelled twigg there

More men should use clear nailpolish, it gives your nails superpowers. Puffed sleeves can be alright if you're going for the bookie look. The rest of that is some gay shit.

Now excuse me while I jerk off to gay porn.

no, THICC from doing SQUATS and other manly exercises

So these are the dark ages too?

Lust for cock and sex.

Allure of femininity.

Autism. Autists view themselves by their interaction with themselves (as opposed to others), and so their sexual preference loops back to influence their gender presentation - i.e. Autogynephilia. It helps if they already have twinkish bodies and being cute is the only compliment they have gotten from girls.

testosterone overload

Anime isn't real so you can watch as much gay anime porn as you want and still be straight.

too manly

No.

testosterone integer overflow

based josou seme enjoyers

I wanna caress that bulge and hug him

women dont own clothes styles

in fact most if not all women clothes were men clothes in time in history

>>252034660 (OP)

Based. I'd let him kill me with his monster cock too

giwtwm

he's literally insane.

>>252034660 (OP)

I want him to fuck my sister

Why not fuck her yourself?

obviously because he's not a femboy

can I fuck your sister ?

>>252034660 (OP)

With his Monster Cock

The real reason was because his best friend went insane and he crossdressed to calm him down. Not sure how that works, Astolfo probably let Roland fuck him in the ass.

His best bro, Roland/Orlando, had an autistic rage episode and went to dismember people at some town while naked. Other paladins tried many things to calm him but nothing worked. Then Astolfo dressed like a woman to get Roland's attention and when Roland tried to rape him, Astolfo blew some moon dust into Roland's face and he recovered his sanity. A tale of true friendship between heterosexual men.

>you will never sniff moon dust naked with Astolfo

Why to even live, bros?

You know Jannu wants it

Astolfo is basically a glam metal rockstar when you think about it. His feminine appearance, sex life, and thrill for danger is what glam musicians are known for.

y'all niggas gay

prison gay*

>>252034660 (OP)

>>252034660 (OP)

Astolfo is ugly trash

>>252034660 (OP)

yes



no (you)

What do you think he's dreaming about?
