>Working at Financial center with my bros

>Before work starts, they ask me if I'm currently dating anyone at the moment

>"Yeah, met her at my last job"

>"That's cool man, what does she do?"

>"She works at Walmart"

>They bust out laughing

>"Bro, at least get a Target chick "

>"Bro, how fat and dumb is she?"

>>54749871 (OP)

>another Walmart gf thread

ENOUGH you fucking AUTIST

I am 28 years old and I never even kissed a girl

>>54749871 (OP)

Banter 

You’d only feel upset by that joke if your gf really was dumb or unattractive

I'm 27 and never kissed a girl either. Once a smelly fat one almost kissed me but I managed to get away

I'm 26 and haven't had sex in 2085 days.

Fpbp, I thought I was the only one noticing this crap

Yeah except no attractive woman would work at Walmart lmao

True if a girl is pretty she can easily find a rich guy to marry or date, girls who are above 6/10 have little reason to ever get a shit retail job.



Am I missing out by not dating a Walmart chick?

>True if a girl is pretty she can easily find a rich guy to marry or date, girls who are above 6/10 have little reason to ever get a shit retail job.



Bro, you need to visit a suburban area

>>54749871 (OP)

bro, this is on you. presuming your last job wasn’t at walmart. which would’ve been a close escape for you

>what does she do

what is her career or previous role. every job has some grandiose title now instead of money. what do they call walmart wagies, associates? you could have said that and that would have sounded like a lawyer or smth

>She works at Walmart

defeat from the jaws of victory. also you stopped the greentext short, so

>"Bro, how fat and dumb is she?"

>>54749871 (OP)

Attractive girls don't work in retail, they usually go to be a waitress or get some basic bitch office job. So your GF is ugly. But honestly, I would not want a career driven woman so wouldn't care if she had a crappy job like that.

Should I start going after my coworkers bros? Is it a good idea or will it blow up in my face?

>Should I start going after my coworkers bros? Is it a good idea or will it blow up in my face?



You better be sure

1. They're 1000% into you

2. The relationship will last

terrible idea

>Attractive girls don't work in retail



You've never been to target?

do you work at walmart?

this. OP is just coping for dating ugly girl. i m locking the thread now...

Something similar.

ok. become a barista at a train station

>high footfall

>regular customers

>won’t make your workplace uncomfortable

>free coffee

Wrong

Based, my sexy ass gf worked at WalMart while she was in college so she'd graduate with less debt.

I don't think she's going to college

This, it's literally just bantz
