>pull out some cash to pay the hooker

>btc pumps immediately

Looks like she wasn't the only getting her butt fucked today...

what does female shit taste like?

>>54616423 (OP)

Yes, every time I sell in order to pay onlyfans girls with face tattoos so slap themselves and call me daddy, the market immediately pumps.

>>54616423 (OP)

happens. Bought some ciabatta mozarella and tomatoes to treat myself then eth pumps.

disgusting coomer

like shit

Thank you. I wasn’t ever implying I was anything else.

chocolate fondue

Unironically? Like sticky, earthy, play-dough. I've eaten my wife's ass many times, on purpose, when she told me she feels like she needs to shit and I'd end up licking the turd in the tunnel. A few times even had some pieces come out. The worst part is 100% the smell, but if you like hold your breath and swallow it's surprisingly not as offensive when it comes to taste. The knowledge of what it is and smell is what causes the gag reflex, but there are a ton of other immediately revolting things in terms of flavor that are worse than a healthy girl's fresh turd. I've never gotten sick once from 10+ years of eating my now wife's ass.

>t. 



Wtf wrong with you nigga

You're either black or german

I hate you people

Disgusting freak

based

Get help.

German detected

>>54616423 (OP)

this is a blue board

brown board



Based and poopie pilled

Based, this artist is one of the best for hot scenarios involving scat.

Just when you start to think that Germans are ok, they'll go ahead and post something like this

>(((German)))

Nice try Shlomo. I know you love to project your fucked up fetishes on the one race smart enough to put you all in camps.

Man, this is almost as bad as that /adv/ used panty connoisseur

There's nothing fucked up about having the balls to experience the dirtiest thing that a beautiful woman can produce, and get off to it. Unironically scatfags are the highest test alphas there can be. Imagine someone so high test where if the woman they're fucking farts or shits herself during sex, it only makes you cum faster. They're unstoppable.

This guy is definitely German.

What is your ethnic background?

oopsie poopsie

BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPsnnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

My dad is Irish and French, and my mom is African American, British, and Cheerokee

Figures.

How can she possibly respect you?

QRD?

post a picture of your wife's butthole so I can determine if this is based or not

bump
