Unknown aliens genociding earth.



Best weapons and tactics to stop them.

>>57866742 (OP)

my dick

>>57866742 (OP)

A baseball bat and about 10 randomly placed glasses of water.

>>57866742 (OP)

The truth is nothing beats Kinetic weapons, sci fi likes to larp on about energy weapons and all these other concepts but in real life a slug of metal accelerated to high speeds just works

>warps space time 

>bullets all miss

Heh, nothing personnel, 3 dimensional lifeforms.

Unless another leap in power storage is made, this is correct

>his dick.

>>57866742 (OP)

High Explosives pack

Heavy Canon

Laser Pistol

Heavy Plasma

Psi Amp.



Fight me.

>>57866742 (OP)

>>57866742 (OP)

Just shotgun their planet with Strangelets and watch it convert their world into a giant ball of strange matter.

That's a Altarian anon.

You will be permanently cross-eyed afterwards.

>>57866742 (OP)

My dong.

>>57866742 (OP)

Just tell the glowies to fuck off. 

Nobody is buying into their "Project Blue Beam" psyop.

What's next, another September Suprise?

Who's got the WMDs this time?

>pic somewhat related

Yep

This is the correct answer

>Altarian

Nope. That's just a human with some sort of birth defect. Clearly human.

the weapon that won both world wars will win the war of the worlds too

Read the Real Scripture, Con Pinkboi.

Rock solid supply lines and an quantity over quality philosophy?

That movie SUCKED

Quantity has a quality all it's own.

FPBP

This is always the correct answer.

>>57866742 (OP)

>>57866742 (OP)

If it's a physical, flesh and blood, alien being then it'll get killed by bullets, frag, and heavy/spikey bits being slammed into it at high speed.

I have faith in this mans dick.

This is me now desu

based

based

>>57866742 (OP)

This man's dick

Kek

Based.

Brick, also good when going to war against the unspeakable

>be watching this movie at dad's house

>which is out on the country next to a huge field

>my dad, sister, dog and me

>stepmom died recently in a car crash

At least it wasn't as bad as basically a week after she died and we were watching the James Bond movie where he gets married and she dies in a driveby.

H...hot.

Remember when demons and beast cast their darkness, you’ll have God’s love and Browning’s wrath to guide you

>>57866742 (OP)

20mm Vulcan and my dick. 

Soviet reports were that SAMs and AKs work just fine as long as you can weather the ayyy's response.

>Le Shaymalan plotwist



Most overrated director of the 00s.

I read a story about how some drunk russian detailed how to make a fairly simple, I think Plasma Cannon.



You start by digging a hole about a mile deep in the earth, then line it thick with really good concrete until it's as close to a perfect circle as possible.

Fill it halfway full of water, and float a nuclear bomb at the bottom, and cap it with a copper disk.

Upon detention, every bit of water in it will be atomized, and send the copper disk into space at an appreciable fraction of light.

>>57866742 (OP)

M4

based

A man this confident in combat potential of his own penis cannot possibly be wrong. 



Give 'em hell, O Champion of the Human Race!

I will now buy your book.
