>lost all my passwords and accounts

>2fa codes don't work

>years of memories lost

>contacts lost

>friends lost

>I'm going to fucking die.

Skill issue

>I am a fucking retard

>clearly the system is to blame

>remove all clothing and accessories

>drive into the wilderness

>walk in random directions for 2 days empty-handed

>can't find my way out

nature is a broken system

>>93135771 (OP)

You should always back up your password database, anon.

Backup your whole computer, ever.

>>93135771 (OP)

>I don't actually lurk on a particular board until I have a problem directly related to being an idiot, poor, or both, have my knowyourmeme image

fuck you, tourist

On you dipshit

Don't let the dildo of shame penetrate your asshole on the way out

what the fuck is the quadruple negative of a sentence? do you bathe in chlorine?

continue being mad, your passwords might reappear in your pigeon brain

they appeared but i already factory reset the phone. luckily none of my bank accounts are tied to it; only social media.



I see this as a blessing. Enjoy the simulacrum; I will be enjoying nature.

>>93135771 (OP)

>lost all my passwords and accounts

What? How? What happened?

Apple enabled ADP. I lost my 2FA codes (stfu save your reprimand) 

There are 1% of people who will lose these codes and nothing about it will be their fault (natural disaster, etc.)

Then the natural disaster breaks the phone; You're screwed; you remember the passcode; but you can't salveage your phone. Thats okay because you use Icloud. you are a happy camper cloud user.



Well turns out california DEW fire burned your 2fa codes and you werent allowed entrance because the firefighters wont let you (this is a real thing in california yearly) Now what?



Well now you make the post that I made and a bunch of retards blame you rather than think tanking a solution to this.

allowed entrance back into your home*



you could keep 2fa codes saved in different parts of the state; but thats retarded .

>california DEW fire burned your 2fa codes

Your state enforces codes to reenter your property

You deserve this

>>93135771 (OP)

>>years of memories lost

>>contacts lost

>>friends lost

>>I'm going to fucking die.

>>mfw life is defined and completely dependent on technology

ngmi, you already lost from the very beginning

Not during a fire you dribbling imbecile.

satania uses an iphone btw

this anon's got a point

it is

Do any of you denerates happen to kick around Infinite Loop and want to elp this guy out?

>>93135771 (OP)

>your memories only existed online

>your contacts only existed online

>your friends only existed online

take the hint and build a life outside of the skinner box

Or langley, that works too.

>>93135771 (OP)

if you're this retarded you should've also been retarded enough to buy goyslop tech that comes with built-in biometric ID so you can just put your thumb on it and get your shit back

>>93135771 (OP)

>he didn't use a FOSS password database and back it up on several USB drives buried in PVC pipes in the forest



Some people really write their own fate.

use 1Passord

>>93135771 (OP)

That's why you don't listen to retards who tell you not to keep passwords saved to a file.

>>93135771 (OP)

>he fell for the tfa meme

>>93135771 (OP)

stop making this retarded thread

see >>93136289

now fuck off incel.

ok incel
