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How do you cook the perfect steak?

>>17580904 (OP)



In the kitchen i think

deep fryer

>>17580904 (OP)

trick question

>>17580904 (OP)

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Wanna put my face in those cheeks



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>>17580904 (OP)

>Perfect steak



Listen here nigger first you don't cook a "steak" you need a whole animal unless you are a poorfag who can't buy a whole piece 



Second, the way of cooking perfect meat is the most natural one with wood fire that leaves the wood smell in the meat, not with the actual fire but with the heat of the burning coal (takes hours)



The end goal is the meat so soft and well cooked that a butter knife can cut the mear softly, more perfect is if the meat just fall apart from the bone



That's the cooking, after that you need a good mear sauce (FUCK BBQ SAUCE) that's disgusting, you need to make your own "chimichurry" 



Pic related argentinean "asado a la estaca" 



>INB4 THAT'S DRY MEAT



No you tasteless nigger you need to wet that meat with sauce from time to time while cooking, only outside meat is crunchy.

>>17580904 (OP)

BRAPPER

this inflation man gets it

>>17580904 (OP)

Shoud've at least posted it as a .gif asshole.

You need to be more specific about what type of steak you're cooking. The fact that you didn't say means you're probably a friggin dingdong so for a cheap steak you rub a cut garlic clove on the steak then drizzle olive oil and grind salt and pepper on it. Get a hot side and low heat side charcoal grill with a lid and a vent. Sear both sides of your "steak" on the high heat for 3 - 4 minutes with lid off, then transfer to low side heat with lid on and open the vent on the grill while it cooks for about 5 - 7minutes or until temperature reaches 130 for medium rare. On the side make a steak sauce or mayonnaise sauce with chives to dip it in or eat it as is. 



You could also make a red wine sauce and bake it in the oven after pan searing it

Thats the quick and easiest way. Sous vide is another way (Look it up)



Also make sure to render any large pieces of fat on the steak before grilling (Look up how to render fat)

Assfags be like

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