It took me a month to learn SQL and get certified. It took me two weeks to learn Tableau and get certified. This got me an analyst position that pays $75k a year. What are your quick skills learned that allowed you to get ahead?

>>54658665 (OP)

More details please, anon (i.e. what certs, application process, resume building)

I learned some of this along with some webdev on my own and have no fucking idea how to turn any of this into a job. Working from home doing nothing all day but I'd like to build some skills while my boss continues to give me mindless easy tasks

>>54658665 (OP)

youre ignoring all the transferrable work experience you had. neets dont have this.

>>54658665 (OP)

As a web developer I have dealt with SQL and databases from time to time and it is boring as fuck. How do you not blow your brains out?



I got certs in Tableau and SQL



>youre ignoring all the transferrable work experience you had. neets dont have this.



I guess this is true. I have a bachelor's in marketing and work experience in sales so this added to me getting that job

>How do you not blow your brains out?



Being WFH and not dealing with store managers anymore. For me it heaven sent

What is a certificate in SQL exactly. Some bootcamp style thing or there's like an actual Microsoft or AWS etc?

Oracle and Microsoft both offer it. Just get certified in whatever the company you want to apply to uses.

What kind of databases do you deal with, products and inventory?

>>54658665 (OP)

bro, data analysis is one of the few things that's actually in danger of being replaced by gpt this year.

Sales on a regional, store by store basis



Okay. You keep saying that

you still need someone that understands how to provide the engineered prompts, and understands the relationships between data and various tables

He's right, let's all give up.

No you didn't.

it’s not gonna be some noob with 1.5 months’ experience dude

He's lying and a faggot.



Why are you seething you weirdo

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>>54658665 (OP)

Learn to read you retard

>>54658665 (OP)

If it can be done by a pajeet, it can be done by an AI. No future in this profession.

You don't do back end web dev? There's a lot of SQL on most stacks

Number of dicks sucked is also on that dataset bro. You leaving out the deets.

>>54658665 (OP)

Which certifications did you take

>Which certifications did you take

>Oracle and Microsoft both offer it. Just get certified in whatever the company you want to apply to uses

I mean, not really. Prompts are natural language right?



Data analysis and statistical representation are the weak points of academics/bureaucrats. It’s not like any of them can honestly read or translate the numbers anyways.. 



If you can parse the information using natural language. Then no you don’t need technical analysis skills. 



Look at Kingsley, Maxwell or Bernays. It’s not like anyone looked at the numbers or what they are, but they still love to use them as sources. 



Seriously, if you only need natural language and sourcing data from elsewhere then yes and NLP is better than you at your job. 



Humans will be required to train, but like tech laying off most of its workforce. Once you build the product you are redundant. It’s an arms race now.

>>54658665 (OP)

Nice one, did same with Drupal back in the day.
