>be me

>first year phd student in combinatorial optimization

>got severe burnout at the end of my master's degree program

>still decided to pursue phd to avoid getting drafted and dying in ukraine for jewtin

>naturally have little motivation

>research pace is slow as a turtle

>phd advisor is mad

>lab director is mad

>i'm getting more and more depressed

>one day my roommate suddenly brings a wizard hat from some cosplay event or whatever shit he's into

>puts it on me while i'm trying to read another boring paper

>autism kicks in

>start larping as a wizard for keks

>pretend that papers are obscure magic writings

>pretend that my shitty heuristics are powerful spells

>get a sudden motivation surge

>do more in one day than i did during two previous weeks

>start doing this regularly

>performance skyrockets

>start getting results that are good enough to be published

>lab director boasts about having such a hardworking and motivated young man in his lab

>life is great



Why don't you take the wizardpill, anon?

>>15384322 (OP)

I believe you anon.

>>15384322 (OP)

Just get a job nigger, leave your shithole cuntry if needed. Imagine getting a PhD in 2023

I want to believe it so hard to be true that there is no distinction between wanting to believe it and believing it

>>15384322 (OP)

And now you're back on 4chan. Was nice while it lasted I guess.

>>15384322 (OP)

What wizard hat did you buy

Does it have to be a special hat

Does it work without sparkles and stars

>>15384322 (OP)

You rediscovered the human religious instinct and highjacked it for yourself. Congrats it's a very powerful psychic spell.

>>15384322 (OP)

I love you anon. The greentext has motivated me so much.

Dr. Eggman is my favorite Sonic character.

I study a lot faster if i imagine myself as Dr. Eggman or one of his subordinates and think that the subject is gonna help me take over the world.

>>15384322 (OP)

Nice and wholesome, maybe I will adopt wizard garb as well.

i'd just join the army at this point



You're not a wizard harry. You are not even harry, you are vanya. Vanya, you are a man. Join the russian army and destroy the globohomo. The academia is globohomo.

Congrats, doctor Faust. Be careful not to get dragged to hell.

Lmao

Putin is also a judeophile globohomo enabler.

Imagine killing whites for a friend of Abramovic, and thinking it's better than to be a comfy math-neet/ student, studying what you love without supporting the corrupt system.

Unfathomably based. I haven't seen a more giga-autistic comment in ages.
