Ever since this hot new female coworker with big tits started working in my office my cock is constantly leaking precum. I tried wrapping it in toilet paper but the tp doesn't absorb all of it and I smell like precum the whole day. I tried wearing a condom all the time over my cock and balls but then I got a rash on my cock after few days. Is constant skin exposure to rubber bad for you? What do? I'm scared of getting fired over this.

Are you a nofapper or just extremely high libido?

Pic of the coworker?

I'm a 39 y.o. virgin who spends his free time jerking off to porn.

>>15405901 (OP)



>not fapping at work in the toilet 

>not having bathroom breaks 5 times per day err day



ngmi

>>15405901 (OP)

Maxipads

>Pic of the coworker?

probably a tranny with implants.

>>15405901 (OP)

dig out some ear wax and plug your dickhole with

>>15405901 (OP)

jerk off before work?

>>15405901 (OP)

Wouldn't it be easier to just have sex with the woman? Not only is it the obvious solution, but your body is already suppling cues.

>>15405901 (OP)

Precum won't kill you and if you cover up your dick for hours with rubber then the skin will get irritated.

>>15405901 (OP)

Wear a diaper

>>15405901 (OP)

Explain the situation to HR/your boss and inquire wether they can sort you out with cum-diapers. You shouldn’t have to pay for that stuff yourself.

just have your testicles removed, easy solution

>>15405901 (OP)

Find something that smells like precum and start hiding it around the office so none can pinpoint you as the source of the smell.

>>15405901 (OP)

SSRI

I suggest using cum, it smells a lot like precum.

>>15405901 (OP)

Drench yourself in cologne and deodorant you dirty autist.

Using your own DNA could be risky tho if they find a colony and determine it to be sperm cells. They surely think someone in the office has a weird fetish to have other touch surfaces infested with their cum or some weird shit and do swabs on everyone to figure out who's doing it.



Using your own cum is a terrible idea as everyone will then think you're somekinda sex-pervert and not just an ordinary guy trying to mask his scent.

I started working at a new office recently and I've been using my big sexy tits to seduce my autistic nerd coworker so I can smell his erotic precum leakage but lately I haven't been able to smell it, I think he did something. Any advise?
