How many times would you suck my dick for this pizza?

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>>19225335 (OP)

Once probably. You wouldn't be able to come twice in a row.

>>19225335 (OP)

I'd let you fuck my mouth and cum in it (no homo).

>cucumber

you ruined it!

>>19225335 (OP)

what is that, cucumber? yeah you would have to suck MY dick for me to eat that

Zucchini

Mom needed to borrow the zucchini for something. I had to improvise.

>>19225335 (OP)

-1

Pizza turned out pretty well. Perfect for eating with your hands. I hate those greasy thin slices that flop around like a New Yorkers dick.



Recipe is 550g flour, 250ml water, 1 tablespoon olive oil, 1 block of yeast, 2 teaspoons of honey, salt, basil and oregano. Simply mixed the honey and yeast and then threw all ingredients into a bowl and knead dough.

>Perfect for eating with your hands.

Don't you eat all pizzas with your hands?

As many times as you want zaddy uwu~

With some pizzas you are better off using knife and fork.



London?

>>19225335 (OP)

Depends, are you as uncut as this pizza?If yes then yes.

>>19225335 (OP)

Here's saturday's

Although the lighting came out a bit weird. The crust was a sensible brown in person, I assure you.

You can keep the horrible looking pizza. I just enjoy sucking dick. Present it. >>>/soc/

I could give the shitty crust a pass if it didn't have fucking zucchini and olives and whatever mystery vegetables those are.

>>19225335 (OP)

0. I can suck someone else’s and use the proceeds to get a slice of this

You have no dick to suck

>>19225335 (OP)

>didnt saute the zukes first

negmey

>>19225335 (OP)

>zucchini and green olives on a mediocre homemade pizza... i've made bettter



zero. you'd have to post some crazy lookin new york brick oven shit for me to agree to suck a penis for it, and it would have to be a normal penis, not a smelly one or a weird freakish penis

>>19225335 (OP)

that looks disgusting

1, but not for the pizza

zucchini goes in chocolate zucchini cake. nothing else.

>>19225335 (OP)

>zucchini 

I would castrate you

>>19225335 (OP)

None...

But OWULD RAPE.

Captcha= HA SXT

AHHHH!!!!

Fucked it up!!

>realpic

>>19225335 (OP)

Dessert comes after the meal, anon.

looks bland and chewy

>>19225335 (OP)

I would kill you for even asking, disgusting sodomite.

>>19225335 (OP)

I'd rather suck dick for some McDonald's

>>19225335 (OP)

>zucchini

>whole olives, not sliced

nigga you would have to suck my dick to eat that fr

God, I could really do with some dick and pizza now.

0,am good

Is that burned spam or kebab?

Very nice

>>19225335 (OP)

Wouldn't touch it.

>>19225335 (OP)

Pizza is too fattening for how mediocre it is. Pleb food.

Kebab looking at it. I tried a kebab pizza once and it just tasted of salt and nothing else

>>19225335 (OP)

Your mom and sisters would have to drain my dick for a month for me to eat that square abomination. Also stop calling flatbread with random shit on top pizza.
