how do i get a reimu gf?

Have money

>>43301441 (OP)

Be a rich and handsome with a huge liquor cabinet.

>>43301441 (OP)

Please stop making this thread

condense your miko threads

>>43301441 (OP)

Be born in rural Japan.

I can be your Reimu gf

you are neither reimu nor a girl so if i was that anon i'd doubt.

i am op, i want to accept this offer.

lol

how has this thread not been archived yet lmao

because you bumped it retard

I'm bumping it too!

bumping for cute Reimus and cute anons

i love reimu

>>43301441 (OP)

Be a Crusader.

death to all youkai! youkai genocide for my queen!

Imagine the smell of Reimu's armpits after you force her bare shoulders into a sweater.

>>43301441 (OP)

Accept her for who she is.

Humans are an inferior race

>>43301441 (OP)

Get beat

I love large ladies. I got no complaints here.

>>43301441 (OP)

just mention offhand how much you like not being tied down with children and reimu will invite you to her house and bring out her supply of condoms that she's already pricked with a needle

I bet that anaemic miko wouldn't have the strength to make me flinch.

You're supposed to pretend so she feels guilty, anon.

i would let her have her way with my body, even if it means i break a few ribs, or even die

tfw no cluster B Reimu gf

Being the lazy drunken miko's punching bag.. How horrible!

Without humans there would be no youkai

how do I get a Reimu gf to use me as her personal toilet?

dude gross

>>43301441 (OP)

Convince her Gensokyo is not worth protecting, and then run off together to the outside world.

Then why are youkai so adamant about killing eating whatever human they find

humans are tasty to youkai just like Reimu armpits are tasty to me

Because they can barely find any, so they know it wouldn't make much of a difference.

>>43301441 (OP)

uooooo reimuuuuuu my loveee
