Imagine snacking THIS good

pistachio thread

>>19229459 (OP)

I fucking love pistachios. It's annoying AF to get the shells off and I alternate between deshelling a shit ton and eating handfuls and doing it one by one

It's the only nut I really like aside from boiled peanuts

I like them because they take a long time to shell and eat, which slows me down to keep me from overeating and makes me feel connected to my ancestors

Pistachio ice cream is delish

>shelled means no shell

wtf

Pitted means no pits

it hits hard

>>19229459 (OP)

>eating shelled pistachios 



Pay the bug tax

the purest source of protein

'shelled

>>19229459 (OP)

>handful of pistachios 

>800 calories

I think I'll have another sandwich instead

>>19229459 (OP)

I get mad every time I get one that is unopenable.

it is kinda frustrating indeed, i recently bought 800 grams and there were only 2 unopenable. 



for me its roasted and salted. https://www.denotenshop.nl/pistachenoten-geroosterd-gezouten.html



what are usa prices?

The best country for pistachios is Iran but they are under an embargo. This means only Californian pistachios are available. I wonder if those forbidden Iranian pistachios are better quality. Once I had Turkish but they were disgusting, small and dark and brittle and bitter. Maybe the Iranian pistachios are like Turkish and it's all a myth? I will never find out because of that stupid Iran trade embargo.

>>19229459 (OP)

I like them when they look more like this. The ones in your image are too white, lacks flavor.

way too much salt

Iranians aren't particularly better. Italians are. But they're even more difficult to find as they produce so few of them.

Iranian pistachios are the best I've ever had. 

But that also means no other source comes close to it in my experience, so it pains me to know how much better pistachios can be than the ones I can buy here (Netherlands)

you don't eat the shells anon

my life is a lie

>imagine counting calories instead of just eating as much of low carbs food that don't make you fat because you're in based ketogenesis

>There are people who don't remember getting red dye all over your hands eating pistachios

Sad

the red dyed pistachios were based

>>19229459 (OP)



>too poor to buy deshelled ones

Lmaoing at you

>deshelled

it's not a word. it's shelled, just like peeled and not `depeeled`

Dont care youre still too poor to buy them without the shells.

I posted this, and it's shelled you fucking faggot

>>19229459 (OP)

Came to the movies with a kilo bag of pistachios because they were on sale.

Deshelled and threw the shells into the cup holders when the lights turned on the girls behind me were giggling and talking how all thru out the movie i was making deshelling noises and how much husk was all around me. God I was so retarded back then

Nah, that's peak chad behavior. Plus, you made some girls giggle and probably improved their day, anon, take that W.

and that's why you're still a virgin
