Bluey, this fucking show, is making me wish I were Australian. Any tips on how to move to Australia? How different is Australia from the rest of the world?

my life ended. I screamed. all around me. CANNIBALISM.

>>897886386 (OP)

you will need to travel by plane or boat because australia is surrounded by water 

australia has a unique climate, geography, flora and fauna due to its relative isolation from the rest of the world

>>897886386 (OP)

I heard AUSTRALIAN boys are UNCIRCUMCISED and their ASSHOLES taste like lemonade

>>897886386 (OP)

Sorry we are full

What

Quite literally full - no room for any more people. Sorry about that. I hear america is nice

>all that fucking empty space

>full

lol

>empty space

You haven't been to australia have you?



OK, I'll do you a favour. You can come but you are only allowed in the outback because the edge bits are packed full. Bring lots of water with you and hopefully you don't get eaten in the first few days.

>>897886386 (OP)

It's a slightly less retarded version of the US and the UK. 



Our politics is slightly less woke... but not much. 



Living sittuation is between the US and Europe. 



Way smarter to have a low paying job here than an average job.



Smartest people in the country are cleaners and government workers. 



You get $25 an hour as a trolley pusher with 0 legal responsibility. You can be at work stoned as fuck an no-one would ever even know. 



Or you can get $30 as a registered nurse with a degree and be sued by every rich fuck-wit thinking it's your fault that they have diabetes. Maybe go to prison for making a mistake. 



Or be a paramedic and get stabbed by some fucking degenerate poo-person. 



Or be a teacher and get paid for 1/2 of your working hours... be expected to do the rest for free in your spare time. 



Full of the most spoit, cliquey, retarded fucks in all the western world. 



Most Australians never move out of the town they grew up in because life used to be so fucking easy in the 80s and 90s. 



People are seriously fucking retarded and have no idea that they are retarded. They think they are 'clever, world class academics' but really we spend nothing on science at all. We just pay assholes to poorly interpret US or EU studies. 



Look at out laws around vaping, weed, fucking paracetamol, codeine etc. 



It's 1000% who you know and 0% what you know. 



Most people in power are there because of family or friends. 



Smartest people I have met and worked with (and I work with loads of MDs and PhDs) look unkempt and usually work as teachers and earn next to nothing. 



I fucking hate this society so much. Lived in Asia for 5 years, and the PEOPLE were so much better. 



No road rage, no fucking retarded bogans, no karen cunt rich bitches. 



Go ahead, come on over... but make sure you have at least $1million if you want somewhere to live. 



No rentals any more mate, the rich cunts need to have their holiday homes y'know?

>malcontent

Just let them settle in Central Australia near some bushes and name the settlement as New Phoenix, they'll be eaten by emus in like a month...

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