Would you date a witch?

>>136897889 (OP)

>retconned to be a literal Satan worshiper

And we all wonder why normies don't like comics.

>>136897889 (OP)

No, magic is fucked

Pretty sure the bible doesn't say anything about witchcraft nor socialism being the product of the devil.

>>136897889 (OP)

i keep forgetting her original hair color is white

>>136897889 (OP)

If she looked and acted like Sabrina and wasn't some green hag then sure.

The bible actually says a surprising amount about stuff like witchcraft and divination. Exodus 22:18 says "Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live."

I'm pretty sure all the big holy texts were written by drug addicted psychopaths who hated everything and were suffering from heat stroke. Then equally psychotic assholes looking for an excuse looked at those mad ramblings and took them way too seriously.

>>136897889 (OP)

I have. She rode me so hard I almost always came after about a minute, then took care of her by eating her out. Her foreplay was also tickling me? And she said the times I had a bad dream sleeping were because the demon she had trapped in a jar of salt and other witchy bullshit was jealous.



It was fun while it lasted.

Damn that guy looks cool

Uh, yeah, sure, why not?

It's a free country...

the bible keeps getting rewritten anyways always king james edition

>t.

religion in nutshell

>>136897889 (OP)

>Would you date a witch?



Only Kiki

>>136897889 (OP)

A thousand times yes

>>136897889 (OP)

I'd date a witch teacher. At least she'd have a steady job.

Witches ain't shit but spells and tricks.

>>136897889 (OP)

If she can do magic, yes

>Exodus

Christ is the fulfillment of the law. His instructions trump the OT, however I am pretty sure the ban on witchcraft and sorcery is still in effect.



If you're going to quote the Bible for rules you should look first and foremost for quotes from Jesus directly.

heck yeah

yes

>>136897889 (OP)

Genies are better

Only if she's trusting. An untrusting witch would fall on intuition. And if you act too suspicious you're gonna end up at the mercy of limitless magic.

see >>136898989

I know, but it's still in the Bible, therefore the Bible says something about it. I'm not trying to say anything about people following the rule or not, just that the contents of the book includes witches.

>>136897889 (OP)

Depends on the kind of witch. Some are downright evil and arbitrary in their deeds. ...yes.

>>136897889 (OP)

If she's willing to use magic to try out every /d/ tier kink I can think of and shares my same tastes in them, sure, otherwise I think I'd just be disappointed



True, I could wish for her to enjoy my kinks, and I to enjoy her's

The line about suffering not the witch to live is actually a mistranslation due to the earliest modern translations of the Bible being the result of a game of telephone, the word used in the original Hebrew that's been translated as 'witch' means 'poisoner', so it's "Suffer not the poisoner to live"

That said, the Bible's very specific that relying on conjurers and divinations to try and predict the future instead of having faith in God's plans is a sin, and a big one, other than that it doesn't seem to really condemn the use of magic, ...but magic, like wealth, is something that's real easy to find oneself relying on moreso than God, which means it's frowned upon as it'll often tempt people to sin
