>Oh yeah, like you're doing now?

>>251748821 (OP)

What killed the hype?

Electrical infetterence

>>251748821 (OP)

huh?

Heavy Othinus

is that even a word?

huh?

Where?

>>251748821 (OP)

My president kuroko

>>251748821 (OP)

Sir, you need to pay for those first.

I saw Accelerator at a convenience store in Academy City yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen cans of coffee in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the cans and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Watch out for Accelerator! He’s committed a number of heinous crimes including:

- self-defense 

- taking in an orphaned child

- saving that child and almost ten thousand others from multiple targeted attacks

- destroying falsified data that could have led to the deaths of countless people 

- saving that child from a deranged kidnapper and preventing that man from unleashing chaos upon a metropolitan city and brainwashing thousands 

- saving an old lady

- helping a thug who tried to attack him for no reason 

- rejecting an extra-dimensional being who’s appearance caused psychic burden on thousands of people 

- defeating forces throughout a world war without any casualties and ultimately saving Europe from magic fallout

- eliminating the “need” for Academy City’s criminal network more than once

- habitually defending masses of people and saves them from tragic fates

- actually put not only his life but his essence on the line to protect countless strangers 

- saving a country from continuing a war that could have caused massive casualties 

- preventing casualties of innocent citizens in that war

- disabling a great demon who would have destroyed the world otherwise 

And many more evil deeds, including whatever happened in his spinoff!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ewwPzmSa90 [Embed]

my favorite scene

What the series needs is an arc where Accelerator becomes a maid and hostess and it's played for fanservice. I believe that Kamachi could introduce more Rosicrucians by having them kidnap Accel and force her to be their maidservant.
