>you wake up in italy

what do you do?

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Why can't America be like that?

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Ride my Vespa with my olve skin, dark hired, cinnamon eyes gf.

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find myself a nice racist qt

I woke up in italy before. Its wasn't the best

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Find some construction work and stare at it

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>old man walks in street

:|



>old man walks in street, Italy

:O

>>181392985 (OP)

I'm in home!

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Step into a church and behead the priest

The fuckin' dream.

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I go to work

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I cooka da pizza

fake Italian

Like picture having a pillow, which you sleep on, but you drool and sweat on unknowingly and you have the pillow cover changed but its a feather pillow, you can waah the pillow cover, but not the fabric that holds the feathers.

But it takes years to mess it up like that, which means you get a new one for your head, BUT:

Do you use the OLD pillow for your feet, or do you give the pillow to your dog?

hahah yeah you got me, I'm at home, I left work months ago

basato e rossopillolato

I give it to guests I don't like

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Buy the earliest plane ticket to Athens from the nearest airport because I work on weekdays and I don't have enough money to start over in a new country.

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Have sex with a Greek man who needs to get back to Athens because he has a day job over there and can't afford to live in another country.

I put the pillow in the washing machine. But I have a monthly sheet cleaning day so this never happens

>>181392985 (OP)

>what do you do?

Fly back home. It's like 3 hours and 45 minutes usually.

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Why do faggots always portray the world through a faggot lens?

I hate modern "artists" they are such faggots.

I mean you could see the world in all different ways as artists should, but no it is all these faggots filming the most faggy shit in the most faggy way.

FUUUUUUUUCKING FAGGOTS!!?

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A yid I agree with?

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Take part in high society activities.

Imagine . . .

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vgh…

Their big cities are full of nafris, however. They are a bit closer to what you posted.

What cities are you talking about? I come from Florence and it ain't anything even remotely close to that.

Maybe I've been lucky, but I haven't even ever been robbed in 25 years I've lived there.

I was in milan and a smaller place called vigevano a week ago and saw myself. Not just me, locals confirmed things are quite grim.

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why is everyone old (apart from those cute girl scouts)

Italians can't breed. Just like you and us.

Most girls of my age that I know say they are bisexual and fed up of men; I'm a good guy according to them because they perceive me as completely innocuous sexually

we have the highest birthrate in europe. not just because of niggers, you see a lot of young french too.



e finito...

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T0T

You guys are literally raising the retirement age because you don't have enough people to pay pensions, or is that not the case?

Immediately get to an airport and get back to Canada. 



Never want to go to Italy or be there. Thankfully I never have yet. Heard they treat tourists like "fucking faggots". Don't want to be mocked.
