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Stewie Loves Lois - wikipedia Stewie Loves Lois Jump to : navigation , search <Th_colspan="2"> `` Stewie Loves Lois '' <Td_colspan="2"> Family Guy episode <Td_colspan="2"> Lois repairs Rupert for Stewie . Episode no . Season 5 Episode 1 Directed by Mike Kim Written by Mark Hentemann Production code 4ACX32 Original air date September 10 , 2006 <Th_colspan="2"> Guest appearance ( s ) <Td_colspan="2"> Ellen Albertini Dow Dave Boat Phil LaMarr as the Judge Kevin Michael Richardson Anne - Michelle Seiler <Th_colspan="2"> Episode chronology <Td_colspan="2"> ← Previous `` Stu and Stewie 's Excellent Adventure '' Next → `` Mother Tucker '' <Td_colspan="2"> Family Guy ( season 5 ) List of Family Guy episodes `` Stewie Loves Lois '' is the first episode of the fifth season of the animated comedy series Family Guy , an episode produced for Season 4 . It originally aired on Fox on September 10 , 2006 . The episode features Stewie after his teddy bear , which has been destroyed by an unfamiliar dog at the park , is repaired by his mother , Lois , causing him to become overly affectionate of her . Meanwhile , Peter gets a prostate exam from Dr. Hartman , but believes that he has been raped instead , and decides to prosecute his doctor in court . The episode was written by Mark Hentemann and directed by Mike Kim . It received mostly mixed reviews from critics for its storyline , and many cultural references . According to Nielsen ratings , it was viewed in 9.93 million homes in its original airing . The episode featured guest performances by Ellen Albertini Dow , Dave Boat , Phil LaMarr , Kevin Michael Richardson and Anne - Michelle Seiler , along with several recurring guest voice actors for the series . Contents ( hide ) 1 Plot 2 Production 3 Cultural references 4 Reception 5 Notes 6 References 7 External links Plot ( edit ) Quahog becomes the subject of a flu epidemic , and Peter goes to see Dr. Hartman for a vaccine . Although the vaccines are in short supply and must be saved for the elderly , Peter manages to get one anyway ( by pretending to fall onto the syringe ) . While looking through Peter 's papers , Hartman realizes that Peter has not had a prostate exam . Peter agrees to get one , despite not knowing what it involves . Upon receiving the procedure , Peter feels sexually violated and proceeds to tell Lois about his ordeal , and she is rather unsupportive and finds it amusing , up to the point to calling him a `` fucking idiot '' . He then suffers a mental breakdown and tells his friends about the incident , at which point they reveal that Dr. Hartman also `` raped '' them . Peter decides to sue Hartman in a court of law , and Lois is unable to talk him out of it . In the courtroom , Peter exaggerates the story . The judge is not convinced , and even recalls his own prostate exam being uneventful . However , after further prompting from Peter , the judge `` remembers '' being abused and declares Hartman guilty , revoking his license . As Peter celebrates his victory at The Drunken Clam , his frequent need to urinate causes great concern among his friends , where Seamus informs him that his prostate may be infected . However , his lawsuit makes it unlikely that any doctor would treat him , and indeed , not one does . Peter visits Dr. Hartman in disguise and unsuccessfully tries to trick him into giving the exam , but the doctor decides that his Hippocratic Oath requires him to go ahead with the examination anyway . Peter 's constant urinating turns out to be due to a minor infection and blockage caused by Mr. Sulu somehow being up Peter 's rectum . In the epilogue , Dr. Hartman 's license is reinstated and he and Peter reconcile . Meanwhile , Stewie plays at the park with his teddy , Rupert . A vicious dog grabs Rupert from him and tears it to shreds . Lois runs after the dog , retrieves Rupert , and repairs him , causing Stewie to rethink all the bad thoughts he 's had of Lois . Stewie becomes enamored with her , which she takes as refreshing at first , but eventually , she becomes exhausted and frustrated at his increased dependency and even has a nightmare of murdering him . Taking Brian 's advice , she starts ignoring his demands for attention ( faking he got sick from pills and claiming to be dying ) , until he injures himself falling down the stairs ; Lois tries to apologize for her behavior , but Stewie is so disgusted by it that it causes him to hate her once again . Production ( edit ) Writer Mark Hentemann wrote the episode . When Stewie is fantasizing about murdering and harming Lois , he performs several karate and kung - fu moves . This is a reference to an individual whom Mark Hentemann , a writer for Family Guy , used to know . He was the boy who would come to school , car washes or other events and tell stories about the people who he had been in physical fights with . During the scene when Stewie describes Lois as being the female version of Bonnie Hunt , MacFarlane comments that he feels bad about that joke , as just before it was broadcast -- Hunt telephoned him on his mobile phone and told him about how much she enjoyed the show , however the gag was not removed due to its expected airing date being so close to when the telephone call was made . On the uncut version of this episode , there is a scene where Peter sleepily mistakes Stewie 's mouth for Lois 's genitals , muttering , `` Oh , you are so ready ! '' The edited TV version does not have this part , but leaves in the first half , in which Peter sleepily mistakes Stewie 's nose for Lois 's nipple . For a reason which was not specified , the sound of Lois 's footsteps when going down the basement stairs during her dream of killing Stewie , had to be overcome by Stewie talking more often . This line of Stewie making general conversation in the same scene , was altered several times due to lack of laughter from the audience . MacFarlane comments that the scene of Peter standing up to his teacher who was giving the class a test , is a reference to `` 80 's TV bullshit '' . In addition to the regular cast , actress Ellen Albertini Dow , voice actors Dave Boat , Phil LaMarr and Kevin Michael Richardson , and actress Anne - Michelle Seiler guest starred in the episode . Recurring guest voice actors Lori Alan , Alex Breckenridge , writer Mike Henry , writer Danny Smith , writer Alec Sulkin and writer John Viener also made minor appearances . Recurring cast members Adam West and Patrick Warburton guest starred in the episode as well . Cultural references ( edit ) During the scene when a car is about to fall off a cliff , Robin the Boy Wonder appears and attempts to save the people . However , upon arrival , he is criticized as he will not be able to save them : this is a reference to the portrayal of Robin from the 1960s Batman series . Throughout the episode , other references are made to fictitious super heroes . In total , three references were made to Star Trek , all of which involve Star Trek actor George Takei 's character , Mr. Sulu . When Peter has a flashback about passing his college test he is running around with the song `` I 'm Free '' by Kenny Loggins playing in the background . This is a reference to the movie Footloose . When Peter is recounting what Hartman did to him , he goes into a flashback in court , and everything turns black and white and grainy : this is a reference to The Accused , starring Jodie Foster . During one of the kitchen scenes , Brian teases Stewie singing `` Stewie loves Lois ! '' Stewie retorts by singing , `` Brian loves Olympia Dukakis ! '' To which he replies , `` Oh yeah , I do . '' When Stewie imagines how a holiday in Hawaii would be with Rupert , he references the classic Calvin and Hobbes series . Lois makes a reference to Barbara Bush after waking up from her dream of killing Stewie . She claims `` I 'm just like that Texas woman who gave her son brain damage by holding him underwater , I 'm just like Barbara Bush '' . When the fisherman is telling Peter about the serious consequences of not getting a prostate exam , he shows Peter a picture of band Primus , to which Peter asks him why he carries such random pictures around with him . The closing credits are a reference to All in the Family , an American sitcom that originally aired on CBS in the 1970s . At the beginning of the credits , the voice of Peter says `` Family Guy was recorded on tape before a live audience '' as ' footage ' of the city of Quahog is shown . Reception ( edit ) IGN 's Dan Iverson commented that `` the Stewie / Lois story was really kind of funny '' , noting that the scene was `` a nice window in on parenting '' . He describes the scene of Stewie shouting at Brian in Spanish as being `` very funny '' . However , Iverson criticized the episode , noting that the scene of Peter giving his story in court went from just `` creepy and awkward to just plain disturbing '' . The episode received a final rating by Iverson of 4.5 / 10 . 9.93 million people watched this episode in the US on its first airing ranking # 2 on FOX that night behind The Simpsons , this episode was the highest rated of season five . Notes ( edit ) Jump up ^ Note that this only occurs in the DVD version ; on TV , this is censored as `` ( bleep ) ing idiot '' . References ( edit ) Jump up ^ `` Family Guy : 5.01 Stewie loves Lois '' . movie-censorship.com . Jump up ^ Plot synopsis information for the episode `` Stewie Loves Lois '' ( DVD ) . 20th Century Fox . 2005 . ^ Jump up to : MacFarlane , Seth ( 2007 ) . Family Guy volume 5 ( Region 1 ) or Season 6 ( Region 2 ) DVD commentary for the episode `` Stewie Loves Lois '' ( DVD ) . 20th Century Fox . ^ Jump up to : Goodman , David ( 2006 ) . Family Guy volume 5 ( Region 1 ) season 5 ( Region 2 ) DVD commentary for the episode `` Stewie Loves Lois '' ( DVD ) . 20th Century Fox . Jump up ^ `` Family Guy -- Stewie Loves Lois Cast and crew '' . Yahoo !. Archived from the original on 2007 - 08 - 12 . Retrieved 2010 - 08 - 05 . Jump up ^ Henry , Mike ( 2006 ) . Family Guy season 5 DVD commentary for the episode `` Stewie Loves Lois '' ( DVD ) . 20th Century Fox . Jump up ^ Iverson , Dan ( September 6 , 2006 ) . `` Stewie Loves Lois '' . IGN . Retrieved 2007 - 11 - 09 . Jump up ^ `` Weekly Program Rankings '' . ABC Medianet. 2006 - 09 - 12 . Archived from the original on 2012 - 03 - 29 . 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