text: It goes without saying that institutions like the church are slow to accept change - or the need for it. That said, I wouldn't sweat it in this case. The ingesting of consecrated hosts is a symbolic act. I know, I know ... purists, literalists will say it ain't so - that the little piece of bread actually underwent some physical metamorphosis. 
  
  If you put your hands out, accept the host, and quietly stick it in your pocket, I don't think God will be put out. (The priest might but that's his problem.)
  
  Same goes for not sticking your fingers in holy water. Studies show 86% of the time it contains fecal matter. 
  
  Being a good Catholic doesn't mean you have to abandon all reason.