text: Think you've found a real 'gotcha' here, do you?
  
  Sorry, I'm neither ashamed nor embarrassed concerning mu'tah.  Have practiced it myself.  It's a viable alternative to out-of-wedlock sexual liaisons and prevents illegitimate children, and it beats the western secularized "Christian" practice of picking up strangers in bars, in any event.
  
  That'll do for now because of course you're not really interested in learning, but are merely looking for an excuse to feel sanctimonious.  You don't need my help for that.
  
  However, should you like more details concerning this marital practice, I'll provide 'em.
  
  On one condition: if you proclaim here and now in this forum that you have NEVER engaged in extramarital sex, and call God Almighty as Witness that you're telling the truth, OR that you openly admit that you have.  May I suggest reading Luke 18:9-14 while you consider this.  
  
  Third choice: turn to your Creator with a contrite heart and apologize for acting like a pharisee.