text: Might as well have one for the Protestants, Jehova Witnesses, Seven-Day Adventists,  the Baptists,  the Hindus, the Sikhs, Taoism, Wicca, Druze, Buddhism, Judaism, Gnostic, Hellenistic, oh I forgot... Orthodox, Amish,  Mennonites, etc. This way, the town will be for dead people only.