text: God is bisexual, eh? Both male and female. I guess that solves my question about sex. 
  As for Jesus, we're in agreement. Joseph was a cuckold and Mary was an adulteress. 
  Back to God's gender for a moment: Adam was created in God's likeness, not Mary. I think God was considered a "he." Certainly, but Church of Rome authority he was and that's the original font of Christian knowledge. 
  So, God's a guy with no woman around for eternity. That would explain a lot.