text: Wow, I see the outline of another MSW column already. The Catholic Right is like Mani, who worked a miracle by getting himself. amed after the peanut, which is indigenous to South America. The Catholic Left is like Cicero, who was an atheist, more or less, but whose name means "garbanzo bean" but it's only a faux-miracle because a garbanzo bean is the same thing as a chick pea. This is clearly a signal from Papa Francesco (with an affected little trill on the "r" in Francesco) to the folks on the fifth floor of the USCCB headquarters. Bishops, call your offices.