text: Being carried on the back of an elephant or turtle, or made out of nothing in 7 days does not seem to be a viable explanation. Keep trying. Once Religious Victims admit that the history of the world spans Geologic time and that life has evolved they are on the path to knowledge. Creationists are simply pathetic and must be respected or taken seriously. Modern Geology was the beginning of the end for Christianity and related brands of superstition.