text: And which wife was Trumplethinskinsmallhands loyal to?  Ivana who divorced him after cheating scandals?  Marla Malples, who he married 2 months after the birth of a child from an extra-marital affair while The Don was married to Ivana?  Or Melania who he started dating in 1998 before his divorce from Marla in 1999?  I wonder how long (good Catholic girl that she is) SHE will last until President It has found yet another wife to be loyal with.  He can take advice from those other Paragons of Catholic virtue, The Newt and Mme Ambassador Callista Grungerich.