text: I’ve gotta tell you Bill, you can be a real party pooper. – Expand your horizons, use your imagination.
  
  So let’s start here;
  
  “There is the problem with the guards being asleep at their posts.....”  
  
  Didn’t your read my post?  Daylight savings time started the night before. They fell asleep.  So yeah, maybe they were executed.  Maybe they were flogged.  Maybe they were sent to some frontier post. Britain maybe.  Who knows; I don't, you don't.
  
  “Also, they put a spear in his side to make sure he was dead. Are you also saying the Romans did not know if somebody was alive or dead when they took them off a cross?”  
  
  Well jeez Bill, of course he was dead.  Haven’t you heard of miracles?  God felt bad about not answering Jesus while he hung on the cross, so he came in during the night and patched him up and brought him pack to life.
  
  And Bill just so you know, there’s a good chance none of what I’ve written here is true.  Sorta like the Bible.  You know, myth, hearsay, made up stuff.