text: How do you feel about the War on Christmas? - Santa doesn’t think there’s such a thing.
  
  How is the War on Coal affecting your operation? - Santa doesn’t keep track of those markets. See, that’s like the War on Christmas. It doesn’t really exist. It is the advancement in technology that people are resistant to. I live at the North Pole and we use a lot of solar energy up there.
  
  Such typical left wing piffle from G&M journalists! Totally disconnected from reality! So why do Christian traitors feel the need to say Happy Holidays instead of Merry Christmas so as to supposedly not offend anyone? So how the heck does solar work at North Pole those six months of the year where the sun does not go above the horizon?