text: How wrong are thou?  Let me count the ways:
  
  (1) I am a practicing Muslim.  Have been probably longer than you've been alive.
  (2) I'm not a member of the Democratic Party
  (3) I voted for neither the Repignicrat nor the Demopignican candidate in the last election.
  (4) Shari'a doesn't apply to non-Muslims.  The first (and still binding) Shari'a "constitution" if you will, dictated by the Most Noble Messenger Muhammad and transcribed by his son-in-law al-Imam 'Ali ibn Abu Talib (alayhimus-Salaam) mandated that Christians and Jews under the aegis of the Islamic Nation were to be free to follow their own faiths and live according to and be judged by THEIR OWN LAWS.  Sorry, you wanna come under Shari'a you gotta become Muslim.
  (5) While I am a practicing Muslim, I doubt I'm as good a Muslim as Brother Jones.
  (6) Which is why it's probably a good thing I had to work and was unable to attend tonight's Assembly meeting.  Amy Dunbitchski would have gotten an earful if I had.  I'm not nice.