text: No kidding:
  
  "Jesus made Peter a Pope and told him to go set up an opulent royal court in Rome. I don't care what Scripture says. I know it's true because I want it to be true!"
  
  "Through the merits of her Divine Son, Our Blessed Mother was miraculously preserved from Original Sin. I don't care if it doesn't make any sense. I know it's true because I want it to be true!"
  
  "Mary was a virgin her whole life long. I don't care what Scripture says. I know it's true because I want it to be true! Women who have sex are yucky!"
  
  "Laypeople owe their priests filial obedience and big wads of money. I know it's true because I want money and hate working for it!"
  
  "Jesus says priests are too ontologically precious to be subject to secular law. I know it's true because I don't want to go to jail!"
  
  Some religions are upwards from ninety percent truthiness.