text: Things Fall Apart.
  Banishment is an ancient secret buried underneath the OTZ Catholic Church. A century ago we missionaries removed above-ground traditional burial stands surrounding Kikiktagruk dumping them unceremoniously in a mass grave. Then we built our church upon these 1200 poor aboriginal souls, thus creating the never-ending psychic distortional havoc we all feel. Nightmares and Day-mares roll up and down our village continually. 
  Us Catholics brought an end to the practice of banishment: albeit too late. My missionary predecessors arrived "too late to save a drowning witch" (Frank Zappa).
  They also couldn't reverse time and the traditional banishment of NANA's beloved Prophet Maniilaq. Smart dude prophesized the arrival of my Catholic ancestors, near obsolete Tribal Doctors, Lunar Travel and "Immik" (liquor). 
  KarlNBun's Grandma Magdeline Tikik lectured that preaching radical gospel got you banished to Nuvruq, near Sheshalik. 
  Jesus arrived today, we'd do the same.