text: This brings to mind a story a friend told me recently.
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  His Catholic church was giving away timber off a 2 acre lot...
  Starting at 10AM Saturday...
  Come 9;15 and 90 guys are sitting on their truck beds....
  One guy starts a saw...suddenly Rmmm Rmmm...!! 
  Sunday; (90 guys)
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  Forgive me father...I started a bit early...
  "Say Three Hail Mary;s..."
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