text: And made fools of themselves and the Church: 
  Q. Why censure Hans Kung?
  A. Because the ordinary catholic is a simple person and it is the role of bishops to protect these simple people (simpletons?) fromthe power of the intellectuals
  Q. Why did God create women?
  A. Because Adam (the universal man) experienced a loneliness which the presence of the animals could not satisfy,  so that Adam (the universal man) would not descend into a baneful (?) and sterile "encounter with himself"(?!)
  Q. Did God really, really speak to Eve? 
  A. Yes, 
  Q. Surely, that is metaphor?
  A. His words were "definitive": (and I quote) "...he shall rule over you")
  Q. Surely you just mean for catholic women?
  A. No, arn't you listening to me. The church is "expert in humanity" not just in churchiness,.I applies for all women forever "..in the church and in the world".  Didn't you read the title of my "epistle"?
  Q. I don't think that a reasonable person can buy all that...
  A. Then you are a "radical feminist", begone.