text: I know, I know. And there's no global warming, and the earth was created by a super being 6,ooo years ago, and humans rode on dinosaurs and Adam and Eve were the first people (yet somehow their children never committed incest when they began marrying and producing offspring), and Christianity is the only real religion, and whites are superior to all other races and up is down, and down is up, and bad is good and good is bad and you've gotta have faith.  
  Tell that to the 17 intelligence agencies that think there's a link.