text: Married priests makes further mockery of,  "defrocks" the metaphor - elevated to theology and Canon Law - for the exclusion of women from ordination. So, go all the way.  Open ordination to married men AND women.  It won't solve the problem of Church but it will be a step toward establishing the conditions.
  "Celibacy" reserves the p---s for confection of  similarly endowed "Groom".
  But...somehow the Church, the "Bride" includes the confectioner and the "Groom" participating in, what J. Card. Ratzinger, aka Pope Benedict XVI termed: "more than a metaphor".  Duh! The image is a perversion of nature, a blight to the imagination and offensive to children.
  But... adamantly excludes "real" brides: women from the "international union of confectioners". They can "watch" but join in...?  
  But... admitting married men - former priests and/or men of good character means retreat from the (allegedly) reserving the p---s for the Groom? Again "duh".
  Get rid of the metaphor, dogma, law. God wants it.