text: Can't read the bible.. Atheists want it banned because of all the sex and violence that's printed in there. Can't write music or poetry either because it offends people who hate creative people. Can't buy insulin or breathing meds because it offends people who believe that asthma and diabetes is caused by poor life choices. Can't have insurance companies cover birth control because it offends women haters. Can't have a pension because it offends old people haters. Can't have chocolate chip cookies and cheeseburgers because they offend fat people haters. Bye Bye American freedom.