text: The laugh's on you.  There is an inherent affinity among women, as among men.  When feminists can't even get most women to self-identify as "feminist," there's something inherently wrong with feminism, something that keeps it from appealing to women qua women.  
  
  Analogy is not your forte, either.  anti-feminist: feminist::plantation owner:abolitionist?  I don't think so, because a plantation owner is an oppressor, while an anti-feminist is not.  Nor is the Church.  Who does the Church "oppress"?  Oh, I remember.  ALL women, because no woman can be a priest.  Sigh. 
  How can that be oppressive, unless there's a right to be a priest?  And who forces women to be Catholic in the first place?