text: I am now talking like most church-going Alaska Natives, mostly wayward Republicans, in the year of our Lord 2016, but I am speaking in jest. Donald Trump is a hopeless sinner who must now come to Jesus and get saved for he is a despicable liar, a danger to society, a menace to the country, and a bent-for-hell loser. President Obama was and continues to be a saint compared to this sin-infested Judas. We must condemn him to hell.