text: Who wouldn't take a cushy government job driving a garbage truck that paid you $128,464.05 in compensation in 2012? That allows you to retire after 30 years of service no matter how young you are?  That gives you free health insurance in retirement?
  
  Yet for all that, and your claims that your "living the dream," you're still a very unhappy person, who always carries a grudge and has to attack the less fortunate. You should try practicing a little Christian charity once in a while.