text: Pieces about women's religious communities always bring out vast crowds of alt-Cath trolls. It must be a Troll holiday today (St Lacie Maniple's Day, maybe) because this has been up a whole hour and not a single troll has shown up.
  
  So let me be the first to assert without evidence that no religious community of women is possible that isn't covered in voluminous floppy-sloppy burkha-like habits. Because the point of a burkha, as any Catholic wannabe-Ayatollah will tell you, is to be a walking, talking incarnation of the principle that God thinks women are icky baby-machines.
  
  Only nuns who joyfully accept the role of walking effigy of the doctrine of female ickiness can be considered real nuns in the True Catholic Church. St John Paul The Great said so in "Indignitas Mulieris."