text: Evil forces are working to deprive Donald Trump, televangelist Franklin Graham’s and the Republican Taliban’s Savior, of the opportunity to crush the homosexual, climate change, and liberal tax and spend abominators and to transform America into the Christian theocratic paradise envisioned by Graham and the Taliban.  
  
  If Trump is to overcome these Satanic forces and bring the Republican Taliban’s vision to fruition, he must act quickly.  First, he must acknowledge that God intervened in the election and is responsible for his miraculous and unexpected victory.  Second, Trump should honor God and thank Him for Trump’s great political victory by making a human burnt offering sacrifice of his eldest daughter just like the human sacrifice Jephthah made of his only daughter in Judges 11:30-39.  
  
  Once these steps are taken, it’ll be smooth sailing for the Trumpmeister.  Just one caveat: remember God prefers all human burnt offering sacrifices, like his fried chicken, extra crispy.