text: Being told to stop spinning by Pandora is to laugh. She is the master (mistress?) of spinning.
  
  I am simply telling the facts about Pandora. She doesn't like it when I do this, because the facts are too distasteful. She wants to come across as a faithful, truthful Catholic woman. That she supports clerical misogyny and homophobia show that her self-proclaimed image has major cracks in it.
  
  I tell the truth. Pandora doesn't want the truth told.