text: Many here assume that those who adhere to the Teachings of the One True, Unchanging, Inerrant Mother Church are engaging in satire.  They fail to recall that Jesus himself said unto Peter, you are the rock, upon which I will establish My Church and Magisterium, headquartered in Rome, clothed in Medieval Splendor, to Rule and Order the World, and the Laity shall do as they are Told.