. . . "I want the Fed to protect me from terrorism", "I want the Fed to fix the highway so I can have a smooth drive to work", "I want the Fed to keep Israel happy so the Muslims won't have the Middle East all to themselves", "I want the Fed to make sure Trump is safe when he visits his golf club, and his kids are safe when they travel around the world," "I want the Fed to keep Yellowstone, and the Capitol district, and Mount Rushmore clean and pristine so that it's in good shape when I visit it."

OK.  Fine.

But then, "I don't want the Fed to do ANYTHING to try to provide affordable and accessible healthcare to all Americans"??????????

C'mon, folks.  Let's get real, get together, and get TRULY patriotic.

Otherwise, we're ALL Mitch McConnell and Donald Trump. . . and it gets easier and easier for our wives to check out NFL football players and dream. . . .