But AGAIN (do try to pay attention here), we DO have laws against SLANDER.  Already.  Right now.  UNDER the US CONSTITUTION.

And, as pointed out previously, Shari'a doesn't apply to non-Muslims, so Amy Dumbitchski doesn't need to sweat Shari'a.  She does need to sweat statutes prohibiting slander, as clearly she has violated them.  Thanks for playing.

PS: as I sit down when I urinate, I don't get it on my legs or feet.  Perhaps you should head to the urinal now...