PS: I suppose I should clarify for the feeble-minded:

(1) 'Jihad' is not an insult, it's an honor.  If you knew its meaning you'd realize you complemented me by emphasizing my real last name.
(2) Likewise, I'm not ashamed to be Muslim so your mentioning this is no devastating 'reveal' as you may have hoped.
(3) Being Muslim is 100% better than the alternative.
(4) The murderous slavering dogs wrongly calling themselves "ISIS" aren't Muslims, so don't bother to try and tar me with that brush.  I'm Shi'a.  The Da'esh ("ISIS") want to kill me and everyone like me.  They were my enemies before you ever heard of them.
(5) If I COULD bet (Islamically prohibited), I'd give you good odds that, not only am I more knowledgeable about my faith, I'm more knowledgeable about YOUR faith than you, in the unlikely event you have one.  If not, I advise you come up with one because idiocy is not a recognized religion.
(6) You're a disgrace to Freds everywhere.
(7) Khalas (that's Arabic for StFU).