You mean deep, analytical thinkers like Rosie O'Donnell, who doesn't know that fire forges steel girders? or like Kathy Griffin, who thinks a severed head is civil political debate? or like those wonderful leftist congress people who thought that Guam would tip over if you posted more troops on it, and that men had landed and planted a flag on Mars already? Those college educated critical thinking masterminds are what you want our young men to learn to be?