God, five daughters?  A fate that shouldn't be wished on any man.  No more than one woman should ever be allowed to live in one house.  I figured you must have been a baseball player, as well as you pick up on the nuances of the game.

I have two daughters, but they're about 20 years and two mothers apart.

Got two son's, too, but neither of them are baseball fans.  I coached Little League and took 'em to a lot of Bears games, but it didn't stick.  I've led a wasted life.

PS  I feel the same way about soccer.  Watching professional golf keeps me humble.