"before the curtain slams shut"


Hurry, call the RCMP to do a welfare check on a potentially suicidal male with his kids on his way to Washington.  His name is Doug Saunders and he is suffering from a Severe endstage case of Trumpophobia as well as an untreated psychiatric case of Canadian obsessive compulsive inferiority complex with Trump. In addition he is suffering from the usual condescending, sanctimonious hypocritical Canadian disease and delusions of his own self importance.

US Customs and Border Protection, for Doug's protection,  will detain him and deport him back to Canada with a lifetime US travel ban.