When I was a kid I used to read articles like this in men's magazines at the bus depot. Jayne Mansfield's photo on the cover, then lots of stories about fighting the killer Nazis or near death experiences in the woods of the far north. Back in those days this musk ox would have had "blood in his eyes as he made his fatal death charge." This was back before GQ turned American men into metrosexuals. Maybe it's time for a he-man Alaska man's magazine. Hot chicks, giant 4x4 pickups, huntin moose with a .50 cal sniper rifle. Real man stuff.