As a man I feel the need to address this.

Go away little boy. You are not funny or witty and mansplaining to women how they should act is stupid at best and misoganistic at best.

Why don't you tell the father's to keep their junk soft? Why is it only the women's job, oh wait, that is right because men are just sex crazed machines right? 

It takes two people to stop a pregnancy and acting like a big tough man telling women to keep their legs closed is so old school I think Instagram has a filter for it.