"Smooth to Sputter, "Dana" can be a name for either a male or female. So as not to offend, I used both!"

So you got the time to make a personal, disparaging attack, but not to find out if Dana was a guy or girl? Then wax on about what you think you know.

That's your comeback? You need to work on your comebacks. 

I'd say you need to do basic research, but you've never done that, clearly.