“My idea of a perfect government is one guy who sits in a small room at a desk, and the only thing he’s allowed to decide is who to nuke. The man is chosen based on some kind of IQ test, and maybe also a physical tournament, like a decathlon. And women are brought to him, maybe, when he desires them.” - Ron Swanson, from "Parks and Recreation"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sy9FRli7ODg