OK, so I'm an evil guy: in 1969 I was all in support of bra burning; I was 14 at the time, so the fascination was understandable. But, let me tell the truth about this war between the sexes. When I was born, my mom was a woman. Do you want to guess who spanked me first? Enter a mean big sister and her lovely friends; This was followed by a string of 9 teachers who were all women. Then I encountered the strangest critters imaginable-teenage girls! After a few years of freedom, where I was granted a little experimental freedom, another female entered the picture and has ruled my life for the past 31 years.

Fortunately, I was one of the smart boys, so I surrendered to the inevitable early in life. How could I not? Thereafter, I got all the cookies and I scream any male could ever want!

Life is unfair in so many ways. My wife is forever throwing away my favorite cloths with the lame excuse that they have holes in them. Burn bras; throw away good cloths. Soon we will all be naked:)