with all due respect, i've personally been involved in shootouts with SpenAk on 3 separate occasions.  granted, he couldn't hit the broadside of a barn.  even more embarrassing was the fact that he was voted "worst dressed" at the post-shootout awards night ceremony.  notwithstanding,  i distinctly remember SpenAk saying, during the 1st and 3rd shootout, "man, this is totally a life and death situation, very dynamic, and i feel like the guest of honor.  by the way, and i realize that this is a strange question to ask considering our current situation, but do you know unspoken?  that dude is a total boner."  this much, i know.  true story.