Boom, shacka lacka, boom shacka lacka.  I  enjoy Tina Turner too. What was that you were saying?  Oh, it's you, pretending to be me. Sigh.  I know you wanna be me but that just isn't possible.  For one thing, you wear panties, "Nick," while I dress like what I am, a man. For another, young lady, you believe in and make up fairy tales.  Whereas I, an adult, do not. I don't want to be mean, but I hear your mommy calling.  It's time for bed.  Nighty night little princess. Sleep tight.