The argument for going to college that most resonated with me was that women see men without degrees as unfit for marriage. Then I realized it was much better to be the bad boy that girls like to mess around with before marrying their soon to be ex husbands.

Dropped out. Educated myself. Play up the fact that I don't have a degree to girls I date so they don't see me as a long term option and just have fun. Best decision I've ever made