Mr. Trump said he was going to unite us. I'm not sure this what he had in mind.
Hundreds of thousands of people in hundreds of cities in the US and countless more worldwide are taking to the streets, mostly focused on one issue. 

For now. 

Today it's the women.  They don't want us to take lightly the attitude displayed by the new leader of the free world, that powerful men need not be concerned with gentlemanly conduct. As Whoopie Goldberg commented yesterday, "I've fought all my life to get this far, an I'll be damned if I'm going back." Gloria Steinem opined "He can go."
Tomorrow it will be health care  for all.  The next day,  climate change, world hunger,  cyber-warfare, etc. 

With all of the problems the world faces, Trump spent the lion's share of his first day focused on the size of.  . . . 

. . . the crowd. 

So thank you, Mr. President. You did it! You've brought the world together.

Let's give him a big hand! A really big one! 

I think Melania will appreciate it as well.