1) You made the decision to bring a baby to a formal adult event. That's your poor judgement. Don't try and make hauling babies around a women's issue. To not consider that a man could be the primary care giver is as sexist as assuming a woman could not be a doctor / CEO / etc.

2) You made the decision to wear a dress. That's your poor judgement. "Such are the humiliations we women endure in the pursuit of gender equality and work-life balance." Wow - self pity much? Own your own decisions! Stop being a victim!

3) You conclude your article by making a "joke" blaming a helpless male baby, because he's a male. Old habits (male bashing) die hard I suppose? Or does cloaking your prejudice in a joke make it okay?