I am a feminist. I believe women are capable of anything a man is.  

Including lying.

A multitude of sins may be covered by throwing any nearby man under the bus.  How do you explain kissing strange men in a bar?

Something in your drink.

Drinking to the point you are wandering around into other men's apartments?  Explain that to your fiance?

Something in your drink.

What about that cute bartender who refuses to sleep with you? How to teach him a lesson? Get a few people you know to say he put

Something in your drink.

Have you ever walked around near campus on a Friday night?  There are tons of women, and men, slurring and stumbling and rambling incoherently. Is there a massive epidemic of

Something in your drink?

Maybe the dude is guilty, and if so, he should be prosecuted.  

Don't forget Occam's Razor though.

And the fact that people sometimes lie to cover their asses.

Even women. 

And if you don't believe that, you aren't a feminist.