OMG Frank - that was unintentionally one of the most hilarious responses I've ever read to any article, period. 

Holy cow, where to start with all the gems you dropped in that screed? You ticked off all the liberal triggers: (1) Gitmo, (2) Trump bashing, (3) Immigrants, (4) Wage Disparity (5) Environmental Damage, (6) Racism, (7) Animal Rights, (8) Nutrition Police, (9) Healthcare.

I mean, you worked EVERYTHING in there except Womyn's Rights, Gay Rights and a "Blame America" slogan. Personally, I am now OFFENDED that you failed to mention the gender gap between men and womyn.

In fact, you're an insensitive pig, Frank. How dare you! How many womyn needed to suffer in silence so you could have the privilege to scold the rest of us for spam consumption?! What an outrage!