Hey Bobby boy,
How about we end the urban socialism as well? 
We do it by taking all that money earned from rural resource extraction (oil isn't being pumped under the bowels of Anchorage or Fairbanks ya know) and keep it in rural Alaska. Screw you urban freaks who whine and whimp at rural Alaska. The resource extraction came from rural Alaska and if even a buck is spent in urban Alaska, then it is urban welfare. 

Bobby boy, your living off of fed money when you drive down the street. No driving or walking on a road or highway for you. You socialist, blood sucking, urban welfare road warrior. Lol...