There are THREE guaranteed thing in life: Death, Taxes and a really bad result when you mix young, sexually active men and women with an abundance of alcohol.  

"she said"....."he said"........"you did"....."no,, I didn't"........"I was drunk"...."not that drunk"......"I didn't say OK"....."yes, you did"........"I didn't really mean it"......"yes, you did"......  a)Truth? b) Fiction? c) both  A and B or d) neither A nor B..... or how about e) everyone loses.......