I'm not rural, but I actually grew up around here in near rural areas. That's mostly gone now. Don't be so narrow minded about people and so disparaging. I'm sure you've never met and talked to this folks.  If you went and talked to and met rural Coloradans you'd learn they actually very smart, resourceful people. They're not really subsidized by the urban dwellers. If you do that I'll promise to not draw conclusions that every Subarau driving male is an emasculated, man-bun wearing transplant. Deal?