You use all the power of your male privilege to bash a middle-aged woman for trying to conform to Hollywood's misogynistic beauty standards. Even men who hate the expression "male privilege" instinctively realize that's contemptible. The expression "not a gentleman" automatically rings in their brains.

Then you can't even manage a normal male putdown, like gamergate boys do; all you can do is play-act a fifty-year-old misogynistic Hollywood snarky gossip-girl stereotype. 

Can't be a gentleman. Can't even act like a man. Can't even playact a normal decent woman. Can't even playact a misogynistic stereotype with even a modicum of originality. So typical.

All those little laughy-face emojis telling you how cute and clever you are. Ha. Don't believe it. Just showing each other their politically correct bona fides. Secretly, they're all thinking "Ugh" too.