Mr. Esq.:

I am not a woman, but rather, a man, and I am not ashamed if it. What about you? Are you ashamed of being  a man? 

My presuppositions are not deist, but rather theistic. There is a big difference between the twain. Look it up, if you need to do so.

Nor am I a Mormon, but thanks for the giggle. What a hoot!

The discipline of my bachelor's degree is English literature, and that of my master's degree is theology. What about you, sir? I assume that you are a lawyer, given the suffix behind your name. I also assume that you feel as snug as a bug in a rug in your chosen profession. Do you know that there are more lawyers in the United States than there are in the rest of the world, combined? Stunning, don't you think?

Shisaisama