"We like the sharia that gets us boneless, skinless chicken thighs at Wal-Mart and interest-free loans at the bank."

This coming from Nawaz and Khan, two headscarf wearing women who think wearing a headscarf -which by the way is not mandated by the Koran- is a way of protecting modesty. That showing your hair off somehow makes men go va va voom and damages society. That's the kind of Sharia these two really have in mind.