Incidentally, as I 'crouch over my computer' I also pay both Federal taxes and State of Oregon Income, property, gasoline and other taxes.

Only the baby producers, male and female, get the Unearned Tax Credit so they get money without earning it instead of paying taxes like the rest of us.

https://www.irs.gov/credits-deductions/individuals/earned-income-tax-credit/eitc-income-limits-maximum-credit-amounts