CUE: "As far as my "10", YOU have brought this up 4 times now. I understand about being JEALOUS, YOU are not alone."
 is it "detachable"?  who is envious of your member? do other men stare at you at an urinal? do you just walk up and whip it out to show strangers what makes you "special" , how ARE they aware? Are you the naked waist down guy that gets driven around the park blocks around saturday market, all smooshed up against a window? (BTW - they're thinking its a squid or something -like, based on what the window shows. and they'd rather see the gag gift huge sunglass- wearing yellow labrador retriever instead..)
  do you hire yourself out for bachelorette parties, or bachelor parties, for that matter?  do you table dance someplace?   Are all of your MANY friends, black and women,  impressed?  How ARE they all aware of your "gift"  Are you the guy to avoid at office parties, who sits on the copier and runs off a few pages?
 do you understand my response?