Yeah, I would surely do that, Anderson.

Only they're now dead.

All the more reason for Ruskies to stand up against their present authoritarian strongman, eh.

Gotta joke for ya', bud.

An Irishman, a Bluenoser, a Frenchman and a Russian meet God who promises to fulfill their any wish.

The Irishman says, "My wish is that the Irish write the best poetry in the World."

The Bluenoser says, "My wish is that Nova Scotia produce the best hockey player in the World."

The Frenchman says, "My wish is for France to have the most beautiful women in the World."

"And what about ?" God says to the Russian.

"I want my neighbour Vasily's mare to drop dead."