LW1 - I feel your pain. Women are so totally attracted to me at all times, wherever I go, whatever I do. The more beautiful the woman, the more attracted she is to me. 

It's so difficult to just be a happily married guy these days, with so many women throwing themselves at me. Heck, I even trip over them as they drop in front of me, begging for my attention. It's downright dangerous!

[sarcasm]