So even Donald Trump's own staff knows full well he's an unstable narcissist who's likely to go off on dangerous tangents at any given time unless he's fed a constant diet of praise and shielded from criticism—and leaving him alone for even the span of a few hours can result in him going off yet again.

Donald Trump doesn't need a staff. He needs keepers. Good god—has a less capable or less competent man ever risen to the office? William Henry Harrison died 31 days into his term, and his mouldering corpse still was better suited to the office than this ever-tantruming little man-baby.