Thank you for your assessment of my knowledge and state of mind. Send me the bill and I’ll cut you a check.

The lack of knowledge of “church history” is at your end.

Matthew 19: 3 Some Pharisees came to him to test him. They asked, “Is it lawful for a man to divorce his wife for any and every reason?” 4 “Haven’t you read,” he replied, “that at the beginning the Creator ‘made them male and female,’ 5 and said, ‘For this reason a man will leave his father and mother and be united to his wife, and the two will become one flesh’? 6 So they are no longer two, but one flesh. Therefore what God has joined together, let no one separate.”

“is apparently still a childhood shock to you”, thus explaining your post.