Sara, don't let hodad bother you. He's pretty bad at being witty. I just think of him as either a 75 year old man, yelling at kids to keep off his lawn. Or a nine year old boy, with a room in his parent's basement. He's mostly 'I know you are but what am I' kind of guy. I doubt he even made it through this article. There were facts in there (not from little hands, of course) and hodad hates them.