You have a few things—well, actually, everything, wrong—

Trump was born in Kenya. That is a FACT. Note how the capital letters make it TRUE.

Obama was not born, he was created in a liberal lab by George Soros and George Clooney. Google it if you don't believe me, and this comment will probably show up. 

Trump is the Democrat, Hillary Clinton is the Republican nominee. He is the woman, she is the man. His hair is real, she has man-boobs.

Paul Ryan used to be Paul Bunyan, and starred in paper towel ads before he moved to Wisconsin to teach budget cruelty to preschoolers. Mitch McConnell is the half-father of Matthew Mcconaughey. Ted Cruz and Tom Cruise have never been photographed together. Why not? Exactly.

Chelsea is not the Clintons' daughter, she is a neighborhood in New York City. Now, where did that bomb go off? That's right—CHELSEA. You think that's a coincidence? Please.

Also, you misspelled your name.