Oh, man! Minnery's gonna rake in the rube dough with this one! $Ka-CHINGGG$
Sure, the taxpayers of Anchorage will lose lots of money what with all the lawsuits the city will incur but Minnery will make out like a bandit!

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Somewhere on a Wasilly lake shore a woman is screeching, WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THIS!!!!