Anybody know why Melania didn't put on a Pussyhat and march with the women?
   Because Melania is a man.

  Yes. Now the truth can be revealed.
   Melania isn't really Trump's wife. Trump has several secret wives stashed away in several Islamic countries.
 Melania is actually Trump's secret Minister of Propaganda. She's a front for the shadowy cabal of multinational billionaire oligarchs who have taken over the world with a master gender ideology.
    As the world knows, Trump hates women. He would never slow dance with a woman. But he dances slow dances with Melania because, as his Minister of Propaganda, he whispers to Trump what idiotic things he needs to say next.

 Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?
  The Work Farce knows.
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