All presidents keep there secret service detail for 10 years after leaving the whitehouse. Except for those pre 1997 they get there's for life. Nice try at a lame joke though. Did you happen to see that photo of jacked up Michelle getting into the helicopter she's more of a man than obama, literally. Looked like Rambo.  I'd wager 10 oz of gold that she is a he and the kids are adopted.