And now, for the winner of the most meaningless statement of the year....

"Everybody is guilty and the family man is the victim." (Thunderous applause)

Think about it: if everyone" is guilty, so's the "family man."  What means, "family man"?  Many men don't have families. They're still guilty, though, right? A growing number of 21st century families don't have male gender participants.  What the hey, Rochdale68?