Again, please don't blame your shortcomings on me.  Not my fault.  Nor am I a particularly sorrowful man.  Got too much to be thankful for--such as not being consumed with bitterness and resentment toward strangers with whom you disagree.  You do know that your snarling little one-liners are just another form of whining, right?

Nobody's 'on your back.'  Should I get out my harmonica and play some blues for you?