When you pop your head above ground as infrequently as Rob Mullens does, it might be wise to give some thought to those rare public utterances. There are all kinds of overpaid, redundant resources at his disposal for those times when he feels the urge to shape his lips into anything other than the PK pucker, so navigating the "men/girls" waters shouldn't be all that treacherous. Remember, his embedded "we're all about enhancing the student-athlete experience" chip works ad nauseam, so a software upgrade is a quick fix that can be done remotely.