Madonna may have promised to blow up the White House, but she also publicly promised to orally pleasure  American men who voted for Hillary.

Take away those millions of men who were cheated of their vote by this faithless, fifty-eight year-old faded flirt, and it should be clear Donald Trump won by a landslide.

These cheated men, many with skin and other health issues, and some with poor hygiene, should insist on Madonna ponying up, fulfilling her promise.