'Anyhows, Schlosser auf Deutsch heisst "locksmith", so chin up ol' man, things could be much worse. You could be Ricky Dickie Locksmith..'

Only someone with self confidence issues would ridicule someone else to make themselves feel better. 

When I ask you if your comment was directed at me, proper English would have been a simple yes or no, but you chose to ridicule me then too. 

Whatever your problem is, I hope you get help for it.