Why does male nudity scare you so much?   Did you have to avoid the boys locker room in high school because of your phobia?   A child seeing a partially nude adult male is not "bad parenting".  If so, then half the TV shows and magazines that show scantily clothed FEMALE bikini babes in G-strings need to be taken off the air, lest all the children in America are destroyed by these sinners!.   

Goodness gracious, Richard...let's find you a fainting couch and some smelling salts! Even Carry Nation wasn't this uptight about her Victorian morality.