Those women seriously need a real disaster to touch their lives.  Perhaps a day at a federal penitentiary to see what real assuautt is like.  Perhaps a dinner party with Bill Cosby and Harvey Weinstein.

Seriously if putting your arm around a person and saying David-cop-a-feel  (play on David Copperfield's name) is causing the other person pscho-trauma and ranting " sexual abuse"  then they are definitely dellusional or craving your 2 minute of fame.  Weak women. 

Personally they have established at not having a sense of humour imagine long term marriage to person like that!

As a woman I am going to do the same as former Pres. Bush did to men and women alike and see what the reaction will be.  Here I come,  David  Cop-a-feel