You call me a dummy while cowering behind a fake name and spouting your special vision of some post-apocalyptic hell. A man discharging a gun on my property is a much greater threat than a dog. I most definitely have the right to defend myself against a man on my property with a gun, especially a man shooting at or toward my property.

I find the case of a FedEx driver to be a particularly ironic example of your cowardice distorting your perceptions. FedEx drivers do in fact get charged by dogs every day. Despite this problem, they do not carry guns. They carry DOG BISCUITS!