While this may bring humor to some, to the families that are  still missing a loved one, it brings hope as well as sorrow. 
There are several families in lower Southeast Alaska who have loved ones still missing after several years. 
There is one man still missing from Ketchikan, my grandson's great-Uncle, who the local police never bothered to have put on the State web page where missing are listed. 
There is another man who attended school with my kids who is still missing as well. 
Two men from Metlakatla are still missing after their skiff went down in bad weather. 
If you have lived in Alaska long enough, chances are you know someone who is missing or you know people who have someone they love missing.
People who do not have empathy for others, only themselves, have a incurable disorder. 
While I appreciate humor, there is a time and a place for it.