I was wondering if this was intentional self-satire: "a spoiled brat, desperately trying to say anything that might shock his audience and, so, garner their attention. No thought came from his lips that would warrant such attention, to be sure."

I realized it must be at: "I would submit that the first book on everyone's reading list should be Isaiah Berlin's Three Critics of the Enlightenment. Your copy of it should be well dog-eared." (The idea of MSW reading anything more complex than a blog, hysterical.)

Funniest line: "The church's commitment to egalitarianism ... the common brotherhood of humanity."

Slightly over-the-top wrap-up: "Let those of us who are charged with exercising the Catholic intellectual apostolate get to work."

Nobody will ever wonder if MSW is writing ironically again. He's clearly auditioning for the role of the Catholic Church's Milo Yiannopoulis. Unfortunately, the role's been cast: Milo Yiannopoulos is the Catholic Church's Milo Yiannopoulos, duh.