What makes you think that your understanding of God is not making God in YOUR image and likeness?  

It seems that your understanding of God is like that of the Jewish Pharasees.  You fail to understand that we live in an atmosphere in which new questions [and new situations] cannot be answered with same old answers.  This is the stance of fear.  It cannot accept any ambiguity about anything.  It is a fear that leaving any moral or ecclesiological question open is a sign of weakness, lack of faith, and/or of yielding to the world's ambiguity and relativism.  

Nobody on this earth has an instant access to the answer of every new moral and doctrinal question.  If that were the case, there would be an answer to everything.  

But there isn't.  And your description of baptism as conforming to YOUR concept of Christ----is an idolatry of the worst type.