From: The Bundy Brothers

To: The Judge

In addition to our other demands, we would like a better selection of snacks: Cool Ranch Doritos, Dark Chocolate Dove Bars, and Diet Pepsi, NOT Diet Coke.  

One more thing: can you please get the big black guy on the lower tier who listens to Christian radio all day and night to turn the volume down a bit?  Thanks.  We would ask him ourselves but he's not very friendly ... some kind of attitude problem.