Oh they would never do something so public, so up front.  No, no.  But they have taken huge amounts of money donated by parishoners and given it to defeat state laws granting full rights (under the Constitution) to LGBTQ citizens in a clandestine manner so as to try and escape public scrutiny.  The USCCB and many individual bishops, needing to find whipping bo..uh...youngsters to draw attention away from other Church crimes in which they have been complicit (all in the name of Jesus Christ), focused on LGBTQ social issues that had nothing to do with religious practices.  How "divine" of them, don't you agree, mjmchale?