Yes, but the Girl Scouts really are completely incompatible with the Catholic concept of womanhood. Every summer, my boating club hosts GS troops for kayaking lessons. It's an outrage. Can you imagine Our Blessed Mother in a kayak? She might get her burka wet. She might even develop biceps and how would that look, a meek, docile plaster statue with biceps like Michelangelo's David?

And the women cops in my precinct host GS troops for boxing lessons. It's horrible. How would that look on the Stations of the Cross, if Mary were bashing the centurion in the face instead of just meekly standing beneath the cross weeping?