Could you explain what exactly it is about the Traditional Latin Mass that you have such a problem with? This Mass produced nearly every great Saint in history. It is a PRICELESS and INVALUABLE TREASURE which cements us with our origins with the Apostles and throughout ALL TIME. Surely this invaluable tradition should not die out. 
Wouldn't the most reasonable compromise be to mandate that at least ONE, JUST ONE of the Sunday Masses said in every parish throughout the world be the TLM, and then you can have your silly undignified clown Masses done however you like. Maybe you can even have married priests since this isn't compromising doctrine, dogma, or theology. This seems to me to be a very reasonable compromise. If you disagree, what do you think is so wrong with it?