But you can have female priests and gay weddings! There are so many Christian denominations offering this why not join them!? I simply don't understand, is it a pathological need to have everyone do what you do and think? Why can't Catholics remain "backwards"?  

You don't believe in any of the dogma anyway, why persist? Please explain I can't understand.

Also as far as I know the Orthodox don't have female priests or gay weddings, are you thinking about Anglicans?