Just move it to 'McSorley's" in the Village.  I was there several times in the 60's and it was festooned with Al Smith posters and the beer was cheap.  Saw dust on the floor and the broken window leading to "the" toiler just said "toilet". In Belin last year I was surprised to meet a German lad and a young New Yorker who had not only affirmed that it has survived but is now "co-ed" - a big step ahead of the Catholic Church.
Hard to be uncivil at McSorley's - you might just have to stand up and be, well, "accountable"?