And horrors they are! Langley is but the latest local battleground of the international Lagomorph Jihad!

Langleyites didn't think it was a problem when the immigrant  rabbit hordes who came here on temporary 4-H visas crossed the border from the County land at the Fairgrounds And look what's happened! They've had so many anchor babies that the local rabbits can't get jobs anymore and their antique stores are going out of business! And the crime rate . . . who do you think it was who dropped all those syringes down by  Seawall Park?!?!? And they're all potential terrorists and probably not even good Christians - the Easter Bunny they're not!. They commit suicide to further their terrorist plots because they have no respect for life. They know the road splat they make will be a pedestrian hazard! Langley should simply refuse to take anymore of these 4-H visa overstaying immigrant rabbits until we can figure out how to vet them sufficiently so we can sure they are not terrorists!