While Prairie Home Companion was never my cup of  tea, I have always thoroughly enjoyed Garrison Keillor's columns.  "Too many of my fellow Christians voted for selfishness and for degradation of the beautiful world God created. I guess they figured that by the time the planet is a smoky wasteland, they’d be nice and comfy in heaven, so wotthehell." ~ Bingo!  And the zinger about the Dalai Lama not having kids.  Priceless.