That is pretty funny and, sadly, accurate.  Apparently, this publication is actually capable of including articles that actually reflect Catholic doctrine and values....as opposed to that reflected in the dribble above.

http://www.crisismagazine.com/2015/notre-dame-must-take-exemption

MARCH 30, 2015
Will Notre Dame Continue to Betray its Catholic Identity?
PATRICK J. REILLY

"...At least with regard to the Obama administration’s mandated insurance coverage for sterilization and contraception, it can be said that Notre Dame has gone through the motions, filing a lawsuit that it continues to pursue in federal court—even as it undermines its own case by simultaneously complying with the mandate. But on marriage, the University has seemed delighted to expand its spousal benefits, touting its “respect for diversity” and support for “GLBTQ families.”

Justifiably, some Catholics have charged the university with willfully compromising its Catholic mission...."