Yes, indeed, what Catholic parishes really need is their own organization. It could be called The Helpmates of Our Lady of the Groveling Doormat. They could earn a badge for learning how to scrub the sacristy floor and a badge for learning how to iron the altar boys' lacey aprons and a badge for learning how to empty bedpans at the Retired Priests' home. They could nurture the parish babies every month while the devout parish mommies were getting soused at the sodality cocktail party. And as a special grace, at the biennial meeting, they could be allowed to prostrate themselves and kiss the parochial vicar's  venerable shoes. That's the sort of organization His Grace could really enthusiastically recommend for young Catholic incubators, oops, I mean women.