I have never believed in that ritual cannibalism.  

That a 'priest' hands me a cracker bought at Wal-Mart and a sip of wine that comes from Safeway which magically becomes the actual "body and blood of Christ" and I am 'saved' as a result!

Right!

And pigs fly and unicorns cavort under double Rainbows next to the Easter Bunny as he lays his boiled chicken eggs every Easter!