Nice try, attempting to be a corrective commentator! But it doesn't work. "...a piece of bread into a god...?" The Eucharist is shriveled to reflect "a god" of sorts (not Christ), a negative self-evaluation of the mystery itself. Ha, ha! Wares from her comic arsenal against the Eucharist! 
If God meant the office of priesthood for a woman, that will eventually happen. But you don't "punish" with impunity or make fun of the Rite or Celebration itself because its presiders "punished" you  or continue to "devalue" you. Talk about deadly nourishment for a cause!  
Sad.