Ah there it is. The double whammy of shaming the Catholic piety of MILLIONS throughout history accompanied by the elevation of sexual fulfillment to a "need" which must be satisfied at every turn. 

Spare me of the "when did Jesus ever talk about the Rosary or when did he ever say anything about contraception" stuff. Just be honest with yourself. Catholicism is what it is. It's REALLY difficult to accept. It's even more difficult to actually live out. If you don't want to adhere to the Church's perennial teaching which is incapable of change because it belongs to the revelation of Christ Himself through the Church then just cease to be Catholic.

Give up the "by golly I'll bend the Church's teaching to my will so I can stay Catholic the way I know it's meant to be" bit and just own up to reality.