I am so flattered that you have assumed the role of John Bunyan's omniscient narrator, casting me as the local Graceless Christian. Please do continue to chronicle my journeys as the constant fawning attention is immensely gratifying. 
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 Ironic is it not that the original classic was entitled: "The Pilgrim's Progress from This World to That Which Is to Come; Delivered under the Similitude of a Dream."
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"Classic" indeed, albeit by one somewhat lacking in that area.