Protests and marches (and pictures of protests) are about all we get at NCR.

I think newChurch (sidebar:  notice it's never "the Church".  "Church" has higher quaintness and trend factor. It's like "Lucan" and "Johannine Gospel") should re-do the Stations of the Cross:

1. Jesus protests to Pilate 
2. Jesus refuses His Cross
3. Jesus complains loudly for the first time on the "march" to Calvary 
4. Jesus gripes to His Blessed Mother
5. Simon of Cyrene rejects helping Jesus to carry the Cross; Jesus rejects his rejection. 
6. Jesus rejects the help of Veronica
7. Jesus complains loudly for the second time.
8. Jesus is too busy wallowing in self-pity and doesn't have the desire to console the women of Jerusalem
9. Jesus complains loudly for the third time
10. Jesus refuses to give up His garments
11. Jesus rejects being nailed to the Cross
12. Jesus won't die on the Cross
13. A wimpering Jesus is consoled by His mother, who is our mother too.   They "march" on  elsewhere the same day.