If you want all that--namely a wordly Church and a Church that values the things and values of this world, a Church of Hollywood and pop culture, rather than God's values, a Church that is basically the religious wing of the Democratic/Green Party, then go join a Church like that.  

Have you ever heard of the "Old Catholic Church?"  They might be who you are looking for.  They have the high church ritualism of the Catholic Church, but the value system of the Democratic party.  They would probably love to have you.  Another sect you might consider is the Unitarian Universalist Church.  They don't really believe in anything.  They let their members believe whatever they want--and everyone goes to heaven no matter what.  

Stop demanding that the Catholic Church be something she cannot be.