As opposed to the apparent Conservative Yardstick (I won't say Catholic or moral) that treats an adulterous, misogynistic, racist, bullying, p*ssy-grabbing-and-boasting, greedy, draft-dodging, potentially traitorous, two-faced, paranoid tweeter who plays into the basest desires of his supporters, as the second coming because he mouthed the right words on abortion, which conflicted with his supposed position just a year or so before, and promised to make them "winners"?