I always support your humor, but really, shouldn't you reign it in a bit.  Generating a nonsensical resume was a hoot and I think many enjoyed the inflated claims, but this last posting, my, anatomical area?  Is that really proper?  Hardly, for a good christian woman.  Or is this more of the satire?  It's so hard to tell, your rants are so over the top.  Keep up the funny!