"I'm not sure who the "jerk" is here. But it's not me."  Naturally, when one denies something the implication is that they believe they are being accused, although perhaps they simply believe the issue is in such doubt they must deny as a matter of course.  Another possibility, one that I simply cannot believe of a good Christian and better Catholic, is that the denial was an attempt to call the other person a name.  Perish the thought!  Obviously, this was an attempt at humor on your part, but perhaps next time you should attach an emoticon or one of your signature LOLs, so the joke is recognized.  Personally, I think your postings are very funny and hope you continue to inject your special brand of humor into these discussions.