Those darned Mormons!  They won't let perverts be Boy Scout leaders, either!

"Yet, Hill notes, no one is going to do a prospective trial where kids are given porn in a controlled environment to see how they are affected."

The next Federally-funded research project at Duck U has been identified!

"Arguing whether the entire genre of pornography is categorically bad or good can be idle bickering,"

What's wrong with 'idle bickering'?  It brings clicks to the R-G!