Odd that one who has a Master's degree in Theology would find the sacred tenants of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints a "giggle".
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Odder still that one purporting to have an advanced degree in Theology conflates the terms deist and theistic.  Once again one must ask from what institution of Higher Education did you receive your degrees?  The answer to that question would serve to answer many related questions as well.
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Could it be that the font of your wisdom is Google U?