Maybe you've forgotten some New Testament history:  Jesus saying:  "Give to God what is God's and give to Caesar what is Caesar's." You seem to be fixated on legalism (letter of the law) rather than on Jesus' teaching and practicing spirit of the law, get it?  Are you familiar with the CHRISTian song:  "Whatsoever you do to the least of my people that you do unto me?"

You may have a very narrow view of WWJD...get it?   Expand your pastoral horizon and learn about and practice compassion.  Are you familiar with Pope Francis' example?  "Smell like the sheep" you serve (and live with!)