Here's the first thing wrong with the Charter of Rights and Freedoms:

"CANADIAN CHARTER OF RIGHTS AND FREEDOMS
 Whereas Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law:"

Which god are we talking about? Jesus, Allah, Thor, Poseidon, the Tooth Fairy? Right off the bat there's a conflict: 1) The separation of Church and State; 2) Which god is supreme?; 3) As a non-theist, non-unicornist, non-fairyist, and non-Wizardist-- I am excluded!

It's an absurd opening line, and it gets worse; stand by.