WOW!
I hope for the sake of others.
You never try to become a LEO. As your investigative skills are surly lacking. You surmised that I am not a Conservative, because of my previous humorous post. You sir, are sadly mistaken. I am a US Army Veteran and a LEO veteran. As well as being a Conservative/Constitutional Christian, and NRA Life Member for 40+ years. Now that I expressed my reply. No hard feelings on this end.
Take care, be safe.
God bless
Griz