No kiddin' ... he'd grab 'em by the hmmm hmmm, lie about it, then find support from the Republican party where all the other 'fakey dirty christians' have congregated.

Ever seen him 'fake pray', I love seeing it ... it isn't even Swaggert fake praying.  It is something worse.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70JWH5RsR50