And neither is Mr. Unhappyface, it seems.

In fact, I'd warrant a guess that Mr. Unhappyface doesn't know anything about the state of the Orthodox Church in Russia today. It, like most of evangelical Christianity in the USA, now serves purely nationalistic enterprises.

http://newslanc.com/saint-stalin/

http://riowang.blogspot.ca/2014/01/apocryphal-icons.html
(This is a real glimpse into the heart of Russian religious practice. Very interesting.)