BHOOPER:  "I guess you agree that Trump has not lied under oath as the last I knew bears are not catholic and I believe the pope does not poop in the woods"  i would say trump lies under oath as easily and casually as blowing out birthday candles. the bear /pope reference as a lame attempt at a classic gag line.
BH:  " women sexually assault men and extort them all the time. How many times have women said, don't do this or I will cry rape, or withhold sex if you do not do what they want. Women will also take advantage of drunk, drugged, or sleeping guys. Women will also physically assault guys."  mostly what you describe is not assault but blackmail or extortion. 
  can't think of one story where a woman was accused of sexually assaulting a grown man, besides lorena bobbit.  i know it happens ,but so rarely in relation to women on men sexual assault.  stories involving women and little kids...but no men.
 men nor women should get to the point of not knowing what going on around them.