Translation:

Vehicle!!

Just think, if we can point out something that a limited government should still be reasonably expected to address in a time of dire emergency for its citizens- just think of the other unreasonable things which can be attached! See! It's all relative! After all, it's not fair that everything in life isn't free and without effort and personal responsibility. 

And don't you just hate all those images of Houstonians with the aid of normal Americans from around the country- especially those Christian groups- helping themselves and each other to the extent they can and WITHOUT government aid. Who do they think they are anyway- Daniel Boone? Kind of reminds me of the 2013 Boulder floods. People pitching in, even flying in at their own expense to help organizations like Samaritan's Purse.. and in the end- progressive blowhards like Boulder County gov honoring themselves and each other for all the great flood work.

But hey- no one says it cuter than Garrison Keillor.