Here is a bizarre bible quote from Jesus (allegedly) on taxes:
(Jesus and his disciples arrived in Capernaum, there was a two-drachma temple tax)
"But so that we may not cause offense, go to the lake and throw out your line. Take the first fish you catch; open its mouth and you will find a four-drachma coin. Take it and give it to them for my tax and yours."
Matthew 17:27
Exact change!
They don't quote that one in church very often, do they?  Because it does not match reality.  Most Christians do not know it is there.