Did you take into consideration that the remaining Catholic Priests are overworked and have to rush around to several different parishes trying to service the remaining faithful? The Catholic Church has to import Temporary Foreign Worker priests from backward 3rd world countries to keep their remaining franchise outlets open.

At Anglican Ceremonies I am always struck by the irony of the fake "Your Afterlife Insurance Policy is Fully Valid, there is a Room / Mansion waiting for your immediate Occupancy and your family can join you there later" line. 

Pontificated with such conviction, but real products sell themselves and don't need such a desperate pitch line to sell them. It almost seems like the priests are trying to convince themselves that it is not a scam, not just the grieving family.