Sad - you perpetuate the old *literal* interpretation of scripture.  Guess what - the Catholic Church does not support *literalism* - it supports *contextualism* and various scriptural schools of interpretation.  So, the Papal Biblical Commission actually publishes works about the differences between the synoptics and John; between the synoptics, etc.  Each wrote for different communities and thus each described the historical Jesus differently.  You disagree - fine....but it is your stance that violates church understanding.  Please spend time educating yourself -

http://catholic-resources.org/ChurchDocs/PBC_HistTruthFitzmyer.htm

"Because the Evangelist often transposed episodes from one context to another, it is necessary for the exegete to seek out the meaning intended by the Evangelist in narrating a saying or deed in a certain way or putting it in a different context - how the Evangelist-compiler has made use of the material in his composition"