People, people!  Settle down!  It's nowhere near as bad as the author is suggesting.  I mean, everybody has to compromise a little in this country so we can all get along.  So in that light I offer the following reasonable compromises to the christian faith:
 - from now on the age of the Earth is 12,000 years, not 6,000
 - evolution happens, but we won't talk about humans
 - a woman need only walk two steps behind her husband, not three
 - daughters' marriages will be arranged, but not to men over 50
 - premarital sex by men is OK, but not with unmarried or married women
 - women may use birth control after the first eight kids
 - public stoning will not be permitted, but 'encouraged' conversions will, as long as the scars are below the collar 
 - tithing to the church will be mandatory, but only for 60% of your income
 - children of immigrants and non-christians will placed in special 'bible schools' for the first ten years of their lives.  It's for their own good.  You'll see.