It seems that you are good false descriptions of other groups perhaps you are projection what you believe as real orthodox catholicism to the state the  it is you who are "little more than abstract neoplatonic philosophical-theoretical theorizing."  As the late Lenard Cohen was saying in his song poetic work "Anthem,"   "Forget your perfect offerings, there is a crack, a crack in everything and that is how the light gets in, that is how the light gets in."  What you call Orthodoxy  to so many is little more than flatus with windows and the doors sealed.