I would venture to say that you, as a semi-sociopathic prison guard, when asked about your day at work will respond with some glee about how you got to deal with Christian. As a saner/more normal human being who happens to be a prison guard, I would bet big bucks that having to handle this guy will do a lot to make you look for a different line of work. His hair looks good though, I wonder what conditioner he uses. And oh yeah, one of your wishes has been (self) granted: you will die in prison. Whether you're happy or not remains to be seen. For what it's worth, no one here on the outside is going to care one way or the other about your happiness.