So much terrible violence was done by those awful liberal counter-protesters in Charlottesville.

There was the grusome beating of the Emancipation Park lawn by the feet of counter-protesters fleeing Richard Preston as he shot at them.

There was the despicable damage done to James Field's beautiful car by Heather Heyer's body and the bodies of 19 other vicious counter-protesters as he mowed them down in it.

And of course there is the impending dismantling of Robert E Lee's gorgeous metallic horsey-riding likeness, ending it's all too brief 93 year run of intimidating the black citizens of Charlottesville and celebrating Lee's unsuccessful attempt to destroy America and perpetuate slavery with a war that killed close to 1 million people.

We must stop these liberals from abusing our lawns with their feet as they flee gun violence, wrecking our cars with their bodies as we run them over and destroying our horsey-riding statues to our enemies' slavery-championing war heros!