These interests us white people are deprived of:

1:  **************************************** (self-censored as being too racist)

2:  I tend to get sunburned easily

3:  I can't jump either.  Woody Harrelson was right.

4:  Every time the cops caught me with weed they let me go even though it hadn't been legalized in Colorado yet - and I wasn't in Colorado either.   Oh wait, that was a bonus probably due to my white skin.  I probably shouldn't have mentioned it.

I dunno about anyone else, but if I were to be reincarnated and was given a choice of skin color I'd probably go with white.  It won't guarantee success, but it will help avoid a lot of problems.