Don't fear, the larger share of the readership in Canada is capable of storing about four premises in their dizzied brains at any one time, and the golden rules are invariably among them:

1. White people who don't enjoy the behaviour of everyone who isn't white are racist.
2. White people who defend themselves against accusations of racism are racist (and all recursive reformulations of this statement).
3. White people who fail to criticize the behaviour of other white people and attribute it to racism, are racist.
3. Copy-pasting premises 2 and 3 using the reflex neurons in your spine makes you an intellectual and a good person, which is great news for equality, because in previous generations not nearly so many people could attain that designation.

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