In 2014, I totaled my Toyota on black ice and, admittedly, I was driving too fast. Why, because Obama made me hopeless and reckless. And once, I could have had a pretty good job as a managerial assistant but didn't get the job because Obama has been encouraging racial division. I was overlooked.

And I'm a conservative, but I have to put the blame on someone because by god, I'm white, christian, male and ENTITLED and I'd prefer, truth be told, to just put these burdens on someone else's shoulders.

/s