I see a headline, GIP Main: "Fear Drives G&M Editorial Decisions"  

The fear?  That the newspaper might come down with ... Political Incorrectness disease.  Quick!  Get the vaccine: another editorial piece from the repressed (who knows, depressed?) minority.  

height of ridiculousness: "...we proceeded to our seats. We were surprised to see them already settled by white women. How Indigenously appropriate. After muttering to ourselves, “Not again,”..."  Hey, Drew, step back: two ladies got their seats mixed.  Ain't no disrespect.  Just inability to read their tickets properly.