Translation: "If it weren’t for all those pesky ‘minority’ and ‘immigrant’ voters, we could elect gen-yoo-whine white supremacists like Newt Gingrich, Jesse Helms, Trent Lott, Thad Cochran, Rick Snyder, Strom Thurmond and David Duke EVERYWHERE–even in California!--just like in th' GOOD ol' days!"

(PSST–you left out Oakland, Vallejo, Sacramento and El Cajon).