Here's a story for you Ancient one: Long, long ago in a country far, far away called, "Before Canada but after the White Man Come" an Indian Chief is sitting in a bar drinking.  A little white guy waltzes up to him and whispers in his ear. The chief jumps up in a rage and beats the little white guy senseless. The bartender is in shock. He says, "Chief, I've never seen you lose it like that before! What did the little guy say to you?" The chief answers, "I'm not entirely sure, but it was something about giving me a job".