I've tried. I really have. I absolutely CANNOT  take a 2 minute shower. It's impossible. And if anyone on here says that they can do this then they are lying. AMANGA AHLAZA!!! 

The city should have seen that all these expensive ads at the airport and on radio were not working all those months ago. And quite frankly, with the municipal rates I pay in this city they should have built a desalination plant by now. All this yap yap yapping has been for nought. 

The body corp at my arpartment block installed stop valves  that reduced water pressure SIGNIFICANTLY. When I mean significantly, I mean, almost to a drizzle. Imagine trying to wash off all that lather with a drizzle... hehehehehe... It was tough, I tell you. And quite frankly, I had made peace with this drizzle because I knew I was one of the collective scumbags who couldn't do 2 minute showers.

But someone (white ppl, cough cough) complained to the powers that be so now I'm back to 15 minute showers. ABASHWE!