The election was lost by coddled, neurotic white boys who would rather burn their country down than support a woman and who didn't even have the ba1ls to say they hated her for being a woman so they filled their blogs with long-ago-debunked lies about scandals and crimes that never happened and Aristotelian pseudo-scientific bu1lshit about fetuses and irrational tantrums about how she just wasn't "likable" enough to vote for. 

"Let's make the country great by electing Donald Trump!" says the Catholic Left.
"Everything must always be all about those poor, dear, adorable little fetuses!" says the Catholic Left.
"Filling out a form that says I refuse to pay for contraception is supporting contraception!" says the Catholic Left.
"Waaaah! She's not like my Mommie! She's not like Mary!" screamed the Catholic Left.

"Women are so irrational and emotional," says Pope Francis. "That's why Jesus wants the Church to be run by us rational men."