Interview Board: Sir, thank you for being here today
Candidate: I am glad to be here and quite frankly I was surprised to make it this far, being a white male
I: Really, your credentials are second to none; you are an ideal candidate for the Research Chair in Mockery Science
C:Well thank you, but I feel like I am a token candidate
I: Oh come on, you know you got a good shot 
C: Yes, I know, but the others ... one born in Thunder Bay, one in a wheelchair, and one who grew up in Nunavit and is in a wheelchair.  And they are all women
I: Look, don't worry
C ... I could get a wheelchair right now if that would help
I:  No, no, no, that is not necessary.  The wheelchair only gives you 1 point, but if you could tell us what it was like growing up in the arctic 
C: Arctic?  I grew up in Toronto
I: Ah
C: Why ah
I: Well, it says here you were born in an igloo 
C: No, but I once built one
I: Well, then, you can't be the Research Chair in Mockery Science
C: You know best about how to mock science