"Upon receiving our tickets, we proceeded to our seats. We were surprised to see them already settled by white women. How Indigenously appropriate. After muttering to ourselves, “Not again,” we managed to gain control of what was legally and morally ours and got comfortable for the evening.."

Oh you poor dear. What a traumatic experience. Undoubtedly those dastardly white women had asked the ticket office if any seats had been purchased by some natives they could take advantage of, and proceeded to hatch their little plot of appropriation. Luckily you had the deep courage to "gain control" of what was yours. I do hope force was not needed.