No, you can't be any of those shades on Halloween in PC America. You can only be whatever you actually are, well, unless you identify as black even though you aren't, or female even though you aren't, or whatever else the grievance industry decides is OK under their ever so clearly defined criteria. Otherwise, you lose your right to earn a living in your chosen profession because you may mortally damage someone else's delicate psyche. But you can dress up as and make fun of a white man or a Christian with no repercussions. All of this is in the Constitution somewhere, right? I can't believe a lawyer wouldn't know this. Thank God President Schill is on the job, defending truth, justice, and the American way.