Well, there goes the Santa Claus Parade.  There's a fat, old, white guy  (body shaming , ageist, no diversity or gender equality) with a sled full of goodies (rampant capitalism) holding reins attached to reindeer (PETA will love that!) and accompanied by elves ( unpaid labour - attention unions!) handing out candies ( unhealthy!) and marching bands (very militaristic) playing Christmas songs ( What? That's Holiday Music, if you please!) and all the while, Santa is yelling '' Ho, Ho, Ho ! Merry Christmas! ( unilingual, and politically incorrect on so many levels.) And all those floats...do you know how much GHG's those things spew out? 
Might as well shut it down now.