How reassuring that the first battles that Trumpthinskin and his henchmen (and they all do seem to be men, white men at that) is with America's closest allies and trading partners. In this Bizarro world that they're created, China, not the US, is standing up for free trade and fighting climate change, Russia is a close ally, American-born children are at risk of being deported, health care is being taken away and inexperience and conflicts of interest are nothing to worry about.