I travel to the bush all the time.  Like a lot.  I see a bunch of white trash construction workers stinkin' and acting like I-dots.  That and cases of soda.

Texans, though are historically despised in Alaska.  Why?  Their douchery is so large.

Remember the pipeline dayz stickers:

Happiness is a Texan leaving Alaska with a Californian under each arm"  OR my fave:

Texans are only smart in Texas.