Definitely a white person. Torn apart inside, by our constant identity politicizing.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Definitions_of_whiteness_in_the_United_States#Arab_Americans

I bet she has some very strong Caucasian genetics.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caucasian_race

Her punishment should be to write a 300 page essay on Caucasian genetic variation, and then be made to wear a pair of Uggs all year round while drinking pumpkin spiced lattes.