At the very least, don't stay if you're one of those brainless Trump types. We don't like anti-intellectuals around here nor do we like racists. You've got the "heartland" that none of us would touch with a ten-foot-pole to live in. Leave us awful liberals alone. We're mean, very violent, and heavily armed anti-white-christian-nationalists and we're just awful educated snobs in any case. And when you get lost in the wilderness we'll give you directions that will get you lost or hopefully killed. Plus, we make fun of you at all of our parties and everyone laughs a lot. Also, if you choke on a piece of steak we won't give you the Heimlich. You don't want to be here other places are a better fit for you. You may think people like you but we're actually just pretending and the minute you turn your back we roll our eyes and make gagging gestures.