I'm wondering, why didn't we get upset about "The Imperial" restaurant or, as others have suggested, India Pale Ale? Oh, maybe because the English haven't actually repressed Portland! White transplants have though.   

Will this outrageous outrage of the week open up any more affordable housing? Will white transplants living in historically black neighborhoods start frequenting the minority-owned businesses, so that they don't have to go out of business? Will white people moving into black neighborhoods start interacting with their neighbors in a normal fashion? 

Most importantly, will chicken tikka masala go away? 

If this is what millennials mean by being "woke," I think I'd better just stay asleep. Maybe the next generation will figure it out. 

Meantime, I think I'll somnambulate down there and try the lamb kidneys before Sally Krantz & Co. get run out of town by this fierce and furious online dust-up.