Tsk.  You make those "Washington tribes" sound almost as weird as Washington white people.   

Can you imagine?  Washington white people are marching in the streets to call for action on climate change, while at the same time, they are planning to build big new buildings on the waterfront.  What hypocrisy!  Those nasty tricksters, nobody should believe a word they say.  

Washington white people are great capitalists  --  just look at Bill Gates.  And yet they persist in voting Democrats into office.  As you say,  "go figure."