We the white people of America had a secret meeting and decided to pull cards on all so called white supremacists.

You dirty dogs can't call yourself white supremacists because you are officially banned from claiming a white heritage.

Only those white supremacists that can prove they have personally contributed significantly to the betterment of humanity will be allowed back in. The rest of you are now simply referred to with the n word which will have the added benefit of using this word in its proper context.

Effective immediately.