Calling all boot-lickers and fake scientists, the Liberals need your name to push their lies.
Job applicants must display a total lack of morals, be willing to cook the books and have a very high estimate of themselves accompanied by a total lack of accomplishment so as to be a good fit with the team in Ottawa.
Leave your Name, Number, gender, sexual preference and Race info for call back, straight white males need not apply.
Non Canadians will be given preferential appointments.