Hey, remember the 20th Century, when our hearts were young and gay?!
Now our hair is old and gray - and our hearts are married. And our lives are harried.

Mother-in-law! She's the worst person in the world. But, hey, she's politically correct.
No, Donald Trump is the worst person in the world. My mother-in-law is the worst neo-liberal politically correct person in the world.
  But my father-in-law... He's the worst politically incorrect person in the world. Worse than Donald Trump.
  It's been a slice. Good night. Drive carefully.