"Only the democrats could produce such a overtly sexist law."

True, that!  

And you forgot "tobacco cessation" as  being a woman's right only.

Men can die of lung cancer, but women must be 'protected'.  

I wonder if transgendered will get all this stuff free?

Maybe all you have to do is go in and 'identify' as female?

"Hi!"  "I want my free STD screening and treatment, my free tobacco cessation program and my other free stuff as a woman."  

"I'm feeling very feminine today!"  

"And my wife hit me last night when I got home from the tavern!"