Gay men have been vilified by society for their alleged sexual promiscuity. Straight buffoons such as Trumplethinskin are secretly or even openly admired by their male (and some female) counterparts when they brag and crow about "getting a lot."

I've more than once wanted to ask these frozen-in-time pubescents that, if they had to give up half of their sex lives which half would it be: thinking about it or talking about it