Re: any "alternative"

Well, there's always the tea movement. Too bad they lack the testicular fortitude to actually form an actual party and publish an actual party platform, huh? (Too bad every last one of them has a great big "R" after their names.)

It could be short. "God, gays and guns" would pretty much cover it.

Instead, they stick around to infest the GOP with their hatred - so unlike the One they purport to adulate.