You're  stark raving mad. My mother is neither gay nor is she misogynistic. She's an 82 year-old life-long feminist who simply believes that people whose hairdos look like a football helmet have personalities that are equally rigid. She would say the same of Trent Lott's "tornado-proof hair" as Maureen Dowd (hardly a misogynist) once put it. 

So you can take your homophobia and your misplaced rage and stick it where it belongs - up your wazoo!