Or a tweet. Many Pentagon staffers were on the edge of their seats yesterday during the nine minutes it took Trump to tweet a follow-up to his transgender 'ban' in the military, concerned he was about to announce a strike against North Korea or Iran.

"After consultation with my Generals and military experts, please be advised that the United States Government will not accept or allow......"
9 minutes pass
"....Transgender individuals to  serve in any capacity in the U.S. Military."