We must be friendly to homosexual laity and priests.  Here's how:

We must spread the word that when a man rapes a boy, it does not mean he's a homosexual.    

We must build glorious bridges of welcome to the homosexual Catholics.   In that orifice or that one, who are we to judge?

We must forever protect the rights of the thousands of gay priests to stay in the closet.

WWJD?