Yeah, yeah, we know.
The End Times are always just around the corner. And have been since the First Century.
Try this, instead: The Sun (that big yellow ball in the sky, created 5 billion years -- not 6,000 -- ago?) heats the sunward side of the Earth. More at the equator, less at the poles. The Earth's rotation and the differential in heating causes counter-rotating bands of winds. Within those bands, air pressure variations form. From the low pressure variations off the coast of west Africa, hurricanes develop.
Cyclones develop in the Pacific from the same mechanism
No "original sin", no gay people, no Supreme Court, required.
Jupiter has a 300-year-old hurricane called the "Great Red Spot". So far as we know, there are no sentient beings on Jupiter, no sinful people. So why is Jupiter on God's "naughty" list?