Oh, OHThor, I would not expect people like you to do this.  I would have it done by a computer.  Clean, clinical, and neat.  
Yes, I am being extremely sarcastic.  I find all of this to be so distasteful and offensive.  The thing is that many who know far better than I have told me that many of the hierarchs who are most vocal in the support of these bans on gays are gay themselves.  A part of me wants to give them a taste of their own medicine -- in whatever form.