Still waiting.  And I didn't say "I read a lot".  I said I took genetics classes.  And cell biology.  And organic chemistry.  And comparative anatomy.  And herpetology.  The latter two classes given by one of the most prominent herpetologists in the western hemisphere, and who was so demanding and rigorous that all the other biology professors and graduate students I knew advised I never fail to include on any resume for a biological-science related position that I got straight "A's" from him--because that almost never happened.  He was a valued mentor and one of two of the only professors under whom I studied who actually challenged me to THINK rather than merely disgorge information memorized by rote.  It's primarily thanks to his teaching and influence that I seldom confuse science with wishful thinking.  And he is "gay."