I figured Caldera was "channeling" Jerry Falwell - who proposed that Tinky Winky, the purple Teletubby, was a gay role model because the character was purple (which Falwell claimed was a "gay pride color" - perhaps Falwell should explain that to the Minnesota Vikings, aka the "Purple People Eaters" - or to the Colorado Rockies), because the character's antenna was a triangle (which Falwell claimed was a "gay-pride symbol" - you know, like the PYRAMID on the back of a dollar bill) and because Tinky Winky carried a "purse-like tote bag" (kind of like a laptop bag).