I'm not sure if you're trolling, or joking, or haven't watched the news in the last three years. But I'm feeling saucy today, so I'll take your bait. 

Putin, let's see his list of horrifying atrocities... where to start!? Maybe arming rebels with military anti-aircraft gear who shot down a civilian airliner, killing 283 passengers and 15 crew on board? Maybe the invasion of Crimea? Jailing gay rights protestors? Maybe having political enemies (abroad, no less!!) murdered by state agents (Viktor Yushchenko)? Maybe his support of Assad, who is slaughtering civilians in Syria strictly for political advantage, bombing hospitals and schools? I could go on for a few more hours...

He's practically a saint, that PootyPoot. Him and TinyHands Trump would be best buddies. They're the literal cartoonish personification of evil James Bond villains.