As a gay, male conservative, I would much prefer the PM to apologize for raping my bank account each and every week for taxes to support a Liberal agenda that wants to make us all dependent on the state.   Stop spending other peoples money.  Repeat after me one hundred times ... 

"As PM I will stop spending other peoples hard earned money."
"As PM I will stop spending other peoples hard earned money."
"As PM I will stop spending other peoples hard earned money."
"As PM I will stop spending other peoples hard earned money."
"As PM I will stop spending other peoples hard earned money."
"As PM I will stop spending other peoples hard earned money."
"As PM I will stop spending other peoples hard earned money."
"As PM I will stop spending other peoples hard earned money."
"As PM I will stop spending other peoples hard earned money."
"As PM I will stop spending other peoples hard earned money."

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