Those Minneriess feel so opressed, so put upon, those gays are taking all of their limelight, look at the Minnerys, look at them. They want those special privileges to prove us they are morally our betters, They are not insignificant, they are a big deal among their ten followers. Its easy to stand out in a small town. Its fun to pretend your small town has big huge problems. But its just a small town, tin pot dictators. Your neighbors already know your secrets. So wave your arms about and whine your feelings and fears are not being met or addressed.  Minneries want a special law separating them from the herd, with their special halos. The rest of us just want peace in our small town, where we already know everybody's name. Where one neighbor we all know hates another small group of neighbors and wants the right to harass and point at them to feel superior because, well, because they are sure their god wants them to. Better start a movement to label the bathrooms on airplanes & rodeos