won't just one of you kind dominionists donate a ticket to this poor, aged atheist interrogation mark.

show me the light and the error of my ways.  here is your chance to help.
  
35 clams in advance and 45 at the door is beyond my means.

i'd especially appreciate a comp to that one hundred dollar clambake at the beartooth, so long as the food is included.

sincerely,
 
archy the cockroach