Keillor, your religious education needs improvement.  Hulk Hogan is in fact a Lamaist Buddhist saint.  The story goes that the Dalai trounced Hulk in a theological argument, whereupon H-man challenged the Dalai to a wrestling match.  The Dalai accepted, and three seconds later Hulk found himself suspended from the thumb and forefinger of the Dalai, who was now a hundred feet tall.  "Go home, clueless American," the Dalai said.  "When I have need of your services, I will call you."  So Hulk went back to the U.S. where he took vows of poverty, chastity and obedience and lives in a cave, hoping to be allowed to serve the Dalai.