"Police have identified the 22-year-old terrorist suspect: Paul Heatherington Smith, a devout Quaker and a fanatical supporter of Jimmy Carter. When his home was raided early this morning posters of Mahatma Gandhi and Nelson Mandela were found in his bedroom, along with several copies of the Buddhist Sutras. A video recording was also recovered in which Smith declares his intention to join Doctors Without Borders."  

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