Hey DDave! By that argument Jews and Armenians are better off now than before their respective Holocausts. Why then do they get upset so often when visiting places like Auschwitz or Tsitsernakaberd? Havent they read Mark Twain? Clearly they need your message! As we all know, your limited access to O2 tragically dulled your rhetorical and grammatical abilities so Ive gone ahead and drafted an open letter on your behalf to both groups, as you wouldve done if you were smarter! Here goes:

Ahem. Dear Jews and Armenians I, DiverDave arise from the cloudy brown deeps with an important message: Stop your whining. Like the Native Hawaiians, no one did you any "injustice". There're more of you now than before your so-called "Holocausts". Plus youre way better off. Look at all these crazy iPhones and hoverboards your dead ancestors never had! As Twain said "You are about as happy as you allow yourself to be". So really, all your pain and suffering is your own fault.
Dootyfully yourz,
-DoubleDz💋