Yeah -- it's very different from my "heterosexual lifestyle", because I don't have a cat and don't go to the movies much.
So, now I know -- it's the people with cats who go to the movies who should not be permitted to be priests.  Makes perfect sense!  I guess that if you have a cat, it might crawl up on the altar, and we could not have that.  
But, then, again, I am a woman, so who knows which part of my life it is that makes me ineligible -- maybe it's the mindless TV programs that I watch......
It's all so clear now......  people with no cats, who don't go to the movies much and don't watch mindless TV programs.  Got it.