POTUS- 'I will impose a 10% border tax on all goods entering the United States and that includes those chilly eskimo liberals up in Canada!  Chrissy Freeland is a nasty troll and a terrrrrrrible looking woman, maybe a 5 out of 10, on a good day!  And Trudeau is such a dopey little femme boy, ya his mom was hot back in the day, I remember her at Studio 54, oh baby!'

Little Stephen Schwartzmann, net worth $11B- (whispers in POTUS's ear) 'Umm, sir, Canada is our biggest customer in the world for exports and the trade surplus is $27B'

POTUS- 'I will impose a 10% border tax on all goods entering the United States, not including our great friends in Canada, who by the way make some amazing maple syrup and poutines fries and they love my Trump Toronto and Trump Vancouver hotels!'