When I managed an apartment on Duck U campus back in the day, when they moved in, they were told "No Parties, No Pets."  "What's a party?"  "If I can hear it, it's a party."  

My best eviction was the three idiots, still drunk/hungover from the night before, who made lewd comments to several of the girls arriving for Easter Mass across the street at the Newman Center (Catholic Church).

I hope their daddies weren't too inconvenienced.  (Not really.  They raised them to be a....holes, they deserved them.)

I've always been a fun guy!