Conservatives confuse me. What are they trying to conserve? Certainly not the environment. And not our Cultural Identity. 
Conservatives say they love Free Markets, but object to any oversight of the market. That's like saying you love organized sports but hate referees and umpires.
They say they want to get tough on crime, but spend far more keeping someone behind bars than the value of the property damage done.
They worry about the National Debt, but think we should cut taxes. They worry about old age pensions, but won't raise the amount we pay into it preferring to make us work longer.
Conservatives seems oddly frightened of homosexuality, women's rights, and First Nations. And yet they seem to be obsessed with Freedom and Individuality and Property Rights. Seems to me there's hypocrisy in those words.
I hear more Conservatives accuse Liberals of appeasement and of behaving like Chamberlain, forgetting that Chamberlain was a Conservative and Tories were pro-Hitler.
I am confused.