Trump: "At least 80% of everything will have to be sourced in the US." 
Trudeau: "We demand a non-obligatory clause that celebrates working women and apologizes to them for their mistreatment by men."
Trump: "Make it 90% and you've got a deal. Plus open access to dairy."
Trudeau: "OK, but not in Quebec."
Trump: "You're really twisting my arm, but OK-- deal. Quick, let's get the papers together right now and sign them."