Apparently a few survey questions were missing when determining Nat Geo's happiness index, like: Do you worry that your house is next in line for a forced invasion or robbery?  Do you worry that you will be car jacked at gunpoint at the mall?  Do you worry about getting shot by a serial killer or attacked by a homeless person on local bike trails?  Do you worry about how you are going to pay the property tax bill your mayor sent you?  Do you worry about criminals walking away from the half-way house down the street?  Do you worry about perverts dressed as women following your daughter into a public restroom?  Do you worry about Governor Walker taking the rest of your PFD?