33 years after graduating from high school I got a job where they wanted to see my high school diploma. I called the school in California I graduated from and the woman who answered the phone remembered me. She got my diploma from the file and says "You'll be glad to hear this is the first time your diploma has been accessed since graduation." "You mean I didn't have to show up my senior year?" I ask. "Nope! You could have gone surfing every day!"