You may not be embarrassed, but now you've got several people reading your posts that are embarrassed for you. A gentlemen keeps his thoughts to himself. He doesn't brag about about what macho perceptions or deeds he has about woman to the world. And I hope to god he has enough respect for his own woman to keep his mouth shut except for acknowledging she's good to him and he works had to deserve it.
Your attitude was best left behind in HS. Show a little maturity please. Leave the raunchiness to Seth Rogan, have a good laugh, and be glad women don't treat you to your own thought standards.