John,

I almost spit out my coffee laughing as I read your review. 

I loved the rant: 

"the lauding of well-off, self-absorbed half-wits who wouldn’t be elected Village Idiot in times other than these."  

and

"they come across as attention-seeking fools manipulated into conforming to the boilerplate sexist representation of women as empty-headed, scheming vixens solely interested in shopping, clothes and the accumulation of shiny objects."

These are some of the best criticisms I have every read. Keep it coming.