Hockey is really boring to watch, it lacks excitement, there's very little drama and the background narratives are non-existent. The game has been sanitized, europenized and it's policed to such degree that the product on the ice is bland, to put it kindly. There's less emotion in hockey than in baseball.  Women's hockey is the same, just slower. And what happen next? Exactly the same as to those who excel at Trivial Pursuit or Yahtzee.