You'd also think that SOMEWHERE among these inquisitive chatroom and university-town geniuses, and the news coverage of the incident, someone would ultimately ask the question:  "If the writer of this Denver Channel garbage had camera footage shot from the bushes, and also knew the charges the woman was cited with, why didn't they know her identity?  ...Couldn't they check the Ft Collins police activity reports?"   ...Hilarious, to people on the outside, and it reinforces Colorado front range stereotypes.