Well, getting to Vancouver or Alaska by road would not take you through Port Angeles.  So I guess you are saying that having driven through another part of the Pacific Northwest makes you an expert on our little town, its noise issues, and its "entitled females."

As another local commenter has observed here, "jake brakes" are a much bigger noise issue here than illegally-modified bikes.  

You do your cause no service when you show up in a place you know nothing about and insult our young women on the basis of nothing but what seem to be your own personal issues, you know.