But...but...but...it's RACIST and BIGOTED to say you're going to enforce EXISTING IMMIGRATION LAW!  Trump is a Nazi!!  War on Women!!  No war for oil!!  Equal Pay!!  Black Lives Matter!!  

Oh, wait...you mean there's less ILLEGAL activity going on at the border?  That's a good thing??  Oh, well...then obviously this is thanks to President Obama and his brilliant leadership.    

Wait...what?  THE RUSSIANS DID IT!!