WiFi is not an acceptable answer. Tablets zap ovaries, sperm of children, adults. Smart phones, wireless smart meters, WiFi can cause health issues, some severe, for sensitive individuals. Women seem to be more subject to adverse health issues. So I am assume you are joking!

If you don't know about WiFi hazards, listen to a call that occurred yesterday: OccupyEMFHarm.org posted in a few days. In the past 4 years I have been on hundreds of calls and heard reports from electro magnetic hyper sensitive individuals, doctors, other health workers, researchers.

One Eugene child had to be pulled from a 4J elem school 2 yrs ago after WiFi signal increased. Read Cell Phones, a horror story: telecom industry gone wild. Stop 5G.

ps I had 1 answer in SF to commuting probs decades ago, none listened. I figured that some creative computer programmer could figure out how to re-assign people to jobs within walking, biking or short commutes from their home. Retirement benefits would need worked out!