What, God? Gail Collins looks like someone I would love to have as a friend. By the way, she has had her teeth whitened since that portrait was taken. And, she doesn't look the slightest bit dog-like.  Ann Coulter has been accused of having a horse's face, but that's not a dog, either.

Am I to suppose that you look like Rock Hudson? James Dean? David Bowie? Liberace?  -all handsome men, in their day.

I once had a girlfriend with a big nose. She also had abundant glossy straight black hair, a slim figure, a thoughtful and reserved demeanor, and an IQ of 150. At a frathouse party, a pimple-faced wretch spoke up: "You're dating Solveig? She's a dog!" I couldn't help but laugh in the wretch's ugly face.