Come on... :-)... pigs flying in heaven and/or snowballs frozen in hell are neither necessary nor sufficient for women to be priests and bishops...

Going back to our current dialogue, this is a more reasonable scenario:  

St JP2 will get together with us and explain what were his *real* intentions in publishing Ordinatio Sacerdotalis.  Then he will smile and say, "isn't it awesome  how a Pope can write an irrational *executive order* for "the glory of God and the good of souls"?  And what about the silly *fake news* published afterwards by the CDF in response to people's incredulity?  Wasn't that an amazing exercise in creating ecclesiastical confusion?  Ah, but even though holy people can make mistakes, the Spirit persists until reason and sanity prevail, for the real glory of God and the real good of souls!"

Then, comfortably sitting in our heavenly balcony, we shall enjoy seeing white smoke coming out of the Vatican and the senior cardinal deacon crying...

"HABEMUS MAMAM"!