Morality is a relative thing and I am on a subjectivity trip. EO Wilson points out hundreds of millions of years evolving through group selectivity leaves us predisposed to identify in groups. This urge to identify and agree with one another is the biological basis of subjective concepts like morality. There was never anything wrong with strip club beer crawls until a new crowd came to Portland. Saying double blonde is sexist is entirely subjective - you do not speak for all women Jezebel.

Willamette week is obviously under new ownership. Look we get your a new crowd and looking to distinguish yourself from the disgusting practices of old portland, but at least do us a favor and don't try to paint a picture of morality out of it.