“‘Everyone wants to be something that they’re not,’ one broadcast industry veteran told the Washington Examiner, referring to on-air TV talent. ‘The fat funny chicks always want to be the leading ladies. The leading ladies all wanna be funny. Stay in your lane.’” 

Are we s-u-r-e Kelly’s the story here, and not this arch-troglodyte of a “broadcast industry veteran?” Or columnist Scarry, who thought this “fat chicks… stay in your lane” barstool eructation was a pertinent segue into Kelly’s role at NBC? Or Scarry’s editor, who failed to red pencil the entire paragraph?