LOL...first thing I thought of was the Borat scene where he was at a formal dinner trying to learn etiquette.  He says to the one guy, "you know, in my country we would pay a lot for these two" (pointing at two of the women), then points to the guy's wife and says, "but not so much for this one".

If Trump's gonna be a public fool, he should just go full throttle.  LOL