Mr President, thank you for the birthday wishes. I have been to your fine city of Acapulco twice and have very much enjoyed the Mexican food and exquisite women. We should keep a deal on tourism. However, our manufacturing sector has experienced difficulties since the beginning of our experiment. We sadly cannot participate in this area of a new agreement. We would also hope your top notch security in regards to our snowbird's safety will not be used as a bargaining chip during renegotiations. I look forward to another Corona on the beach surrounded by superb hospitality. 

Regards,