Sadly, your words ring true rather than facetious.  It was much more important to keep women from being sex objects and using retreats to warn teenage females about the dangers of French kissing, going steady, and, in short, having anything at all to do with sex.  All sexual misconduct was caused by "The Pill" and the baby boomers.  Since Bishops presumably never took "The Pill," then how can they be held accountable for misconduct regarding sexual behavior?