You have been trained well. The Rs have been prepping for Hillary's run for decades. They have known she would be the first woman to make a serious run for the presidency for a long time and have steadily attacked her with that in mind. She has never been indicted or convicted of any of the nonsense, but you bought the craziness. So, we now have a racist, mysogenistic, lying, cheating, homophobic, gross pig as president instead of one of the smarter women around who has been preparing for this job for most of her life.

Us city folks sure would like to know the special values you rural folks have that we don't have. Please, oh please, teach us the one correct way of life, oh rural one. We are all so lost here in our life with plumbing and sewers and roads and schools and such.