You could see this coming a mile away. Laws only apply to us normal folk with no connection to court systems or lack of money or influence. Hard working Americans go to jail, crooks know the right people to keep free when they mess up. For instance, the 18 year old girl who just happened to be a lawyers daughter that killed a bicyclist and drove away while impaired. Not even 90 days in the can. This is what is wrong with this country. No accountability for nothing. Rich stay rich and out of jail. 
Please don't try what Track Palin does at home, you will be arrested and life will be hell for you there after. Please don't assault any woman because you are drunk or for any reason. Until next time......Jon Y Law