Oh I am so truly jealous of the those who have achieved their 15 minutes of fame, especially my personal hero Lee Plenty Wolf who made the front page of the NYTimes:
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"Lee Plenty Wolf knows the government wants him to clear out of the snowbound tepee where he stokes the fire, sings traditional Oglala songs and sleeps alongside a pair of women from France and California who came to protest an oil pipeline in the stinging cold."
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Mr. Plenty Wolf is a role model that I could emulate!  What a sing along...