HuliOpu your perspective is distorted by your affinity for inducing bowel movements. Do I need to tell you where to put your lomi lomi stick? 
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As for the status of intelligent, successful women, about which obviously you are uninformed, in the inestimable words of the stereotypical military male Colonel Nathan R. Jessep:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMzd40i8TfA