'Twas the Right before Christmas -  Part one

Twas the right before Christmas, when all through the states, 'Thug legislatures were ginning up hate. In Raleigh they turned out the new Democrat's lights, While Columbus went after women's health care rights.

Their voters were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of Trump Care danced in their heads. My ole lady in her sackcloth, and me feeling like crap, Had just settled our brains for a long winter’s nap. When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.

The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below.
When, what to my wondering eyes was displayed,
But a gold plated Escalade and exhausted Trump aides .