Wow, reading this makes it sound like OHSU is filled with nothing but a) packs of modern yuppies (yo-pro is a thing now? I weep for humanity), b) borderline alcoholics, and c) "low-cost" women. I like Nesst a lot and am glad it is on the Hill - you clearly don't know, but there are more than middle-aged hospital staff and 28 year old residents at OHSU. Now I see why it took so long for a bar to re-open on Marquam Hill. It had nothing to do with the OHSU staff or students, but rather ignorance, like yours. "Palatial ivory tower of OHSU hospital" - used to describe the only research University in the state. "Hospital food" - really? Was that supposed to be an insult, or did you just resign yourself to syntax laziness? I like their garlic fries. "Solo blonde in a low-cost, very tight dress who appeared to be angling to meet doctors" - WERE YOU BORN IN 1950? As a 28 year old female graduate student, please never come back. Such ignorance does not belong anywhere near a University.