diff --git a/v/635033869.txt b/v/635033869.txt index 5d7697702e0ae8afe5b7fc2eb909408a07141a3b..eb65f0afb50ce02b875f888bd291653267032290 100644 --- a/v/635033869.txt +++ b/v/635033869.txt @@ -1186,3 +1186,355 @@ It's not The Citadel. It had like a... French sounding name? La... something.. R >dunno who that is >open video >mfw +--- 635087282 +How the fuck are there going to be 2 harder difficulty levels? Unless it's Heaven(Hell) or Hell difficulties from DMC or otherwise adds some mechanics or gimmicks, I don't see it going to be an enjoyable experience. +--- 635087302 +>>635076147 +i got one, its nice to snuggle with when going to bed and ya know other stuff +--- 635087359 +>>635034040 +if the game didn't have voice acting and didn't pander to the gay ass terminally online discord/twitter crowd i would of stuck with the game. +--- 635087387 +>>635087282 +Forgot to mention that Hell and Hell would also be pretty miserable. +--- 635087435 +>>635086549 +Ion maiden? +--- 635087454 +>>635087282 +it would need to redesign a ton of the enemies to make any sense. On top of completely revamping encounters in levels. As is any stat scaling would do jack shit to meaningfully add anything +--- 635088849 +>>635087454 +just like they are doing it now +some enemies will enrage or will enrage easier, some will be harder to kill like how soldiers are more resistant to explosions in violent compared to standar. Stuff like that +--- 635088963 +>>635088849 +nah it would need a lot more than that. As is enemies dont push the player to do much at all. They need to be far more aggressive and intricate. Kinda like the bosses. +--- 635089474 +>>635042308 +>>635071595 +what the fuck do sharks have to do with trannies?? +--- 635089634 +>playing cyber grind +>rocket riding +>nigger mindflayer ruins my fun +--- 635090108 +>>635068096 +It's been so long since I've even thought about that. I feel both shame and a sense of comradery with you. +Thanks for the webbum. I was concerned about the degree of autoaim. +--- 635090150 +>>635080394 +They don't have actual arguments and are too retarded to know what game they're mad at +--- 635090529 +>>635034589 +EAT EM UP EAT EM UP EAT EM UP EAT EM UP +--- 635091007 +>>635088963 +I would like if enemies were more agressive, I think seeing swordmachines and ferrymen as normal enemies is a good change but we need more enemies like that, that come at you constantly and won't let you go +--- 635091243 +>>635082908 +>>635034491 +--- 635091273 +>>635089474 +trannies attached themselves to the blahaj plushie from ikea, as always it's just them forcing something unrelated to be about them. +--- 635091740 +>>635067580 +>levels after the Sharpshooter is available have a lot of walls made of corner-reflectors +This would both look cool and give perfect targets for the weapon. Hakita pls. +--- 635094016 +>>635091243 +this is supposed to mean...? +--- 635094643 +>>635033869 (OP) +I like the game +Bought it when it came with a triple pack of dusk and amid evil +Initially didn’t know what it was +It’s a good game I don’t know why is associated with transgender people +--- 635095163 +>>635091740 +god I hope so +--- 635095292 +>>635091740 +>>635095163 +you can just buy alt versions whenever with points +--- 635095928 +>>635033869 (OP) +>>635034589 +I always thought this meme sweater was dumb as hell. No idea why it was so popular. +--- 635096058 +kill mindflayers, behead mindflayers, railcoin mindflayers, throw mindflayers in acid, overpump mindflayers, cannonball mindflayers, maurice mindflayers, slabcoin mindflayers, drill mindflayers, deadcoin mindflayers, chargeback mindflayers, nailbomb mindflayers, fry mindflayers, shred mindflayers, crush mindflayers, mince mindflayers, scrongle mindflayers, scrongbongle mindflayers, scringdongulode mindflayers, +--- 635096557 +>>635096058 +skill issue +they are my wife, all of them +--- 635096732 +>>635094016 +--- 635096924 +>>635096732 +--- 635097110 +>>635096557 +some mindflayers use male cosmetic bodies in lore +are those your wives too? +--- 635097706 +>>635097110 +of course +I am a /v/ user +--- 635098363 +>>635034335 +After the buttplug mod, the Ikea shark reference, all the youtuber shit, and a bunch of shitty meme Easter eggs, the devs are at least a little faggy and have cultivated a fanbase in their image. It disappoints me, because it’s a very good game with a lot of care and thought put in it and I wish that they realized these little side things detract from it. It’s like if you were to put product placement in a traditional painting. +--- 635098539 +>>635033869 (OP) +All i got from playing overkill was realzing it's mostly a game people play to pretend to be hardcore. There isn't really much to it. +--- 635099005 +>>635098363 +this so much +--- 635099364 +>>635084596 +Sisyphus to Minos is like E Honda to Yang. They are really different in fighting tempo and are only similar because they are naked dudes +--- 635099432 +>>635089474 +Same colour as the transflag if you squint. +--- 635099907 +I genuinely don't believe Encore mode will be a real thing. There'd be zero reason for Brutal/UKMD to exist if Encore existed. +--- 635100056 +>>635099907 +i dont think its a "both will exist" case anon +i think its either encore or Brutal/UKMD +--- 635101567 +>>635099907 +>>635100056 +If we have to stick with only one then I think encore is the way to go +--- 635101628 +>>635033996 +I really hate how FEAR is becoming Blood but for millennials/early zoomers + +Just like how Blood is held up as this super fast, cool amazing boomer shooter with top-tier level and enemy design when in reality it's throwing dynamite around corners simulator people are starting to treat FEAR like some kind of action-packed john woo shooter when in reality you just click slow-mo and click heads any which way you want. it's not even like they're bad games but idk why people treat them like this +--- 635101721 +>>635101628 +old good +--- 635101816 +I FUCKING DID IT +--- 635102326 +>>635099364 +They both have almost the same moves tho... +--- 635103039 +>>635033869 (OP) +Like Bethesda Doom except good +--- 635103358 +>>635098363 +>devs are little faggy +Hakita is a bottom bitch +--- 635103434 +>>635096732 +gross. anyways, gonna keep playing the game though because the actions of faggots don't keep me from enjoying things +--- 635103817 +>>635035198 +>what is a genre +You should try knitting or sucking off sailors behind CVS. You know, hobbies a little more suited to (You) +--- 635104017 +>>635057267 +>wanna-be doom +Bait. Ultrakill has far more technical freedom than anything Eternal has. UK is nothing like OG Doom nor is it trying to be in the slightest. +--- 635104259 +>>635041785 +>>635035198 +>>635042001 +>>635042834 +>>635052608 +>>635056971 +>>635057267 +>>635069458 +>scream about trannies in a thread about a game where you are a robot murdering demons in hell +>judge the game based off random webms and trailers +>pretend to have played by making up shit that is blatantly not true +What the fuck is the point of these posts? Are you genuinely that stupid or are you trying to make MORE people play the game? Anyone who reads this who isn't brain damaged is going to easily see through how you have literally nothing to argue with. In fact, i would say people are more likely to play it to spite you seething retards. +>>635034335 +>fanbase stays in their discord and does their own shit there +>somehow /pol/niggers cannot stop bringing this up every thread +>but THEY are the obnoxious ones +--- 635104336 +>>635078467 +>these uncommon threads shit up my board because... +>BECAUSE THEY JUST DO OKAY?! +Kill yourself nigger. +--- 635104403 +>>635079303 +Negative Press = Good Press doesn't work unless you are prepared to double down and just do it for everything, but then people will eventually figure out that you're baiting. +--- 635104472 +>>635034491 +>because the dev added buttplug support or some shit like that +The dev was adding controller vibration and said it was for someone's buttplug mod as a joke. +--- 635104482 +>>635080394 +>>tranny tranny tranny tranny +>every thread. where does this come from? I beat the game twice and I've not seen anything relating to troons? What's the deal +--- 635104496 +What the fuck is a 'character action game'? +--- 635104502 +>>635080876 +I kneel... +--- 635104580 +>>635080876 +this. ultrakill is peak CHAD game. by refusing to play it you are literally outing yourself a seething virgin. +--- 635104701 +>>635098539 +Name one FPS game that has more technical freedom than Ultrakill. +--- 635104762 +>>635104482 +/qa/ lost btw. +--- 635105167 +>>635033869 (OP) +but I can't pick up and throw enemies or use them as meat shields +--- 635106724 +>>635079085 +>where the fuck have you been +Here. +--- 635106856 +>>635080878 +>every single level was exceptionally easy +I disagree. Many regular levels took me 20-30 tries to beat on Violent. +--- 635107026 +>>635033869 (OP) +I feel like this game only wows you so much if you didn't already play DESYNC a couple years prior + +Ultrakill is cool and all and definitely better but not as innovative as DESYNC was +--- 635107694 +>>635104482 +>>>tranny tranny tranny tranny +>>every thread. where does this come from? I beat the game twice and I've not seen anything relating to troons? What's the deal +--- 635108169 +>>635067580 +I hate how the icon for the Sharpshooter is just red Marksman. +--- 635108243 +>>635068096 +Good times. +--- 635108275 +>>>>tranny tranny tranny tranny +>>>every thread. where does this come from? I beat the game twice and I've not seen anything relating to troons? What's the deal +--- 635108293 +Not enough male robot ass in this thread... +--- 635108339 +>>635108293 +v1 and v2 are literally dante and virgil +they're males +--- 635108453 +>>635108339 +So post their fat asses, then +--- 635108468 +>>635101628 +I really like how the enemies feel like they have a sense of self-preservation, which in turn makes them feel more threatening, even if it's only because of the cool voicelines or rudimentary AI. I agree though. The game is flawed as hell and a terrible horror game that devolves into jokey segments and abandons all atmosphere in the last inning. I think it's a case of, this thing was decent and unique so that means it's PEAK. +--- 635108647 +when will the final version of this game release? +also I really doubt that the game is that good, I've played it all the way until 4-4 and everyone says the quality takes a nosedive after that +--- 635108669 +>>635108647 +~2025 +--- 635108728 +>>635108453 +--- 635108771 +>>635108728 +Brouva is so god-tier, thank you brother +--- 635108909 +>trying to P-rank Act 2 after not having touched the game in months +How do I get good again? Also does the rocket's time stop have any practical use besides rocket riding and maybe setting up a rocket barrage before a boss spawns? +--- 635108924 +>>635108293 +Not enough robot ass in general. I don't care about gender, treat me like the meatbag I am and sit on my fucking face. +--- 635108992 +>>635042308 +Pulling this from the lost unprofessional wikia ever to prove a point I'd mega retarded. Is that description even from the game. +--- 635109058 +>>635108909 +ZA WARUDOOOOOO +--- 635109252 +>>635108924 +Based, brother +posts/ 3890603 +--- 635109908 +>>635108453 +--- 635110674 +>>635056954 +Anon there are SEVERAL points in Metal Gear Solid where the characters basically turn towards the camera and say "Nukes are bad" +I get what you're trying to say but you couldn't have picked a worse franchise as an example +--- 635110778 +Have they added proper mouse options yet? +The basic thing every FPS has, yet this fucking game doesn’t have it +--- 635110910 +>>635110674 +war bad is a perfectly fine message to put in a war game +putting trannies good in a completely unrelated game is fucking stupid +go push that in a depression quest indie game +--- 635111258 +>>635034609 +fuck you nigger made me check +--- 635111317 +>>635110778 +>proper mouse options +Elaborate. +--- 635111364 +>>635111258 +Check what? There is actually going to be an update this Thursday. +--- 635112008 +>>635111317 +Raw input, detailed sensitivity options as opposed to a slider you can barely customise +--- 635112348 +Where the fuck is Gabriel in this image? Is that the barren Earth in the sky? +--- 635112560 +>>635034335 +Trannies get the full backing of vasectommi matragranno and hackita to be as cringe and obnoxious as they like +--- 635112638 +>>635112348 +I think that's somewhere from violence layer, but that's just my silly speculation +--- 635113531 +>>635036438 +You can blame shammytv trooning out for this +--- 635113859 +>>635112348 +the lore of the game is loosely based on dante's divine comedy. gabriel is in the first sphere of heaven, the moon, which is why you can see the earth from there. + +the earth is gray and barren because the robots eradicated all life on earth to stay fueled (they are all powered by blood), then descended on hell so they could also do the same +--- 635118460 +>>635111258 +but it's true +--- 635118696 +>>635111258 +https://twitter.com/ULTRAKILLGame/status/1649842278054207491?s=20 +--- 635119108 +>>635033996 +Is fear good? Is it spooky? +--- 635119159 +>>635118696 +also the jukebox update + +https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WHfcDSZ_cnY [Embed] +--- 635119382 +>>635119159 +Damn, is that how Hakita plays his own game? +--- 635119502 +>>635119382 +considering he only plays on standar, yeah +--- 635119868 +>>635119382 +>>635119502 +im pretty sure that was just intentionally shitty +He kinda sucks a bit judging by streams but realistically speaking he is decent enough to p-rank p-2 on standard +--- 635120104 +>>635034589 +>got into the game because i like me robot dudes +>most of the artists draw v1 as a girl anyway +>the whole thing with mirage happens, now its very hard to find good art of v1 that is closer to what i like +>trannies arrive and make the fanbase all about sex with the angel (because they can't do anything without blasphemy) +>then the butt plug thing happens, runing all proper robot discussion +>all i wanted was a hot robot man but that got ripped away from me +--- 635120761 +>>635113859 +So who's the fucker in the lore who came up with the "robots fueled by blood" idea anyway? And why did no one stop him? +--- 635121859 +>>635120761 +Either God or someone whose favorite band is Slayer. +>Why did no one stopped him? +He had robots fueled by blood. +--- 635123434 +>>635120761 +>So who's the fucker in the lore who came up with the "robots fueled by blood" idea anyway? +the military probably, since bots were used to fight wars diff --git a/v/635042773.txt b/v/635042773.txt index a40a31c803cdc98bd1fccd746ad8c088a49b73f2..1c07f0bf7fed294b24c70b93f8f31bea4b572cad 100644 --- a/v/635042773.txt +++ b/v/635042773.txt @@ -1176,3 +1176,521 @@ If you're into shipping eugenics i'd say to play Genealogy, but Genealogy is uh, --- 635086950 >>635085896 what if you play as young robin? +--- 635087140 +>>635086862 +Eshop is dead, online isn't yet. I'm playing fates right now and literally just visited another castle. +--- 635087192 +>>635086950 +reverse rape +--- 635087205 +rabbit pubes +--- 635087246 +>>635087140 +Yeah, I've been playing Conquest and getting daikons and shit without issue. +I also never bought any of the DLC for the game or revelations +--- 635087260 +>>635085778 +Sure. Binding Blade ended up being one of my favorites while I think Blazing Blade is a massively overrated turd with the worst tutorial segment in the series. +--- 635087264 +>>635086481 +I just opened my 3DS literally two minutes ago to test and was able to successfully visit a castle/update my data, I think connection to the servers is just hit or miss. +--- 635087278 +>>635087192 +>>635087205 +oh no!? +--- 635087339 +>>635042773 (OP) +Miriel, but I wasn't happy with my choice. Soon started another save to marry Lisa. Have since married Cordelia and Nowi in following playthroughs. + +Learned to really love Miriel as a character since then, will probably put a Morgan in her at some later date in the future. +--- 635087413 +>>635076732 +>Still no mod that let's you marry Morgan if your wife suffers an "accident" +pain +--- 635087584 +>>635085778 +Yes, a lot of them are better than Awakening +--- 635087656 +>>635087246 +I bought all 3 paths but not the dlc. Hacked my 2ds and got it through hshop and it works just fine. +--- 635087665 +>>635042773 (OP) +Do 3ds emulators exist? +I feel like playing this and fates but don't wanna use my 3ds +--- 635087717 +>>635087339 +Miriel really is pretty bland. She doesn't even have any hidden character sides going for her. She's is one note through the end. +--- 635087723 +>>635087264 +there is no way. I haven't been able to do it for over a week. +--- 635087772 +>>635087665 +Citrus +--- 635087882 +>>635087665 +they're full of bugs. +--- 635087907 +>>635087205 +>>635087192 +It's a shame she's such a boring chacter, taguel Morgan is really cute. +--- 635087941 +>>635087665 +Citra works, but an update fucked up my current install and had me go find an earlier version (which wasn't the one that worked perfectly like before). Could be that newer versions work better, haven't played it in a couple months +--- 635087976 +>>635042773 (OP) +Maribelle, although I never did end up finishing that playthrough. +I started another one years later and was claimed Chrom's 8 inch cock +--- 635088016 +>>635042773 (OP) +It was Tharja. If some cute girl with long black hair wearing a body stocking walks up to me and claims we've destined by dark powers to be together, I'm not going to argue that. + +I found Noire being an archer kind of odd, but enjoyed her character. I wish her character portrait and her voice lines reflected her alter ego coming out more. +--- 635088702 +>>635087941 +For me any version newer than 2442 breaks mods and custom textures. +--- 635088769 +>>635087941 +>>635088702 +The games look amazing with high def, wow. +--- 635088867 +>>635088769 +https://community.citra-emu.org/t/fire-emblem-fates-complete-hd-texture-pack/397455 +Bless the autist who dumped God knows how many hours into making this +--- 635088993 +>>635087907 +Chrom should have been able to fuck her. +--- 635089174 +I was really into redheads when I was 12 playing this for the first time +>you have to be 18+ to post here +This game is 10 year old, nigger +--- 635089231 +>>635084875 +Robin has an actual character to him that I don't really relate to. I'm not typically none for self inserting, but if I was to SI to Awakening, it'd be into Stahl. +--- 635089289 +>>635089174 +>I was really into redheads when I was 12 playing this for the first time +Anna is hotter +--- 635089570 +>>635089174 +>Awakening was 2012 +Holy shit +--- 635089683 +>>635089289 +yeah but shes a jew +--- 635089781 +>>635089683 +your family will be financially stable then +--- 635089795 +>>635089174 +>10 years ago +--- 635089796 +>>635089174 +>I was in college when I played Awakening +fuck me I'm old +--- 635089849 +>>635087723 +If you're not trolling then what helped me when I was having issues last week was using the 3DS's "test connection" feature in system settings before opening the game. +--- 635089954 +>>635089683 +KHAZAR MILKERS +--- 635090115 +>>635089174 +>This game is 10 year old, nigger +--- 635090274 +>>635089289 +Miriel is the first one you get and I thought her and Robin would bond over using magic +--- 635090310 +>>635089796 +Me too bro. I remember street passing someone with a "die cis scum" comment and a shaved head female robin as the avatar. I thought it was strange but that it'd go away in a few months. Heh... +--- 635090340 +>>635089849 +I did that when it first didn't let me go online (but it didn't fix the problem, obviously). if you're not trolling then this is good news because I was bummed out about it. I did the connection test about 30 minutes ago but I'm in the middle of Sakura's chapter in CQ and don't want to start over. I'm not getting my hopes up though, as I've tried multiple days and online still failed; different games, even. +--- 635090393 +Tharja +--- 635090542 +>>635089174 +teenaged me was a reina and camillachad. +--- 635090641 +>>635090542 +>Reina +Criminally underrated girl, based +--- 635090740 +>>635090542 +>Reina +I hope you kept your teenage taste +--- 635090834 +>>635090542 +>Fates +>teenaged +God I'm old. +--- 635090893 +I've come to declare that I prefer Rhajat to Tharja. Unfortunately, she's trapped on the hoshido side of fates (and her best rev mom is nyx, who comes in way too late for how weak she is) so normally when I play fates I marry Felicia or Ophelia. I do want to S-Support Soleil one of these days but her best support partner is either sophie or her mom thanks to how her personal works and if I'm playing fates you best believe I'm stacking as many bonuses as I can. +--- 635090978 +>>635090340 +>different games, even. +Are you sure your 3DS isn't banned +--- 635091056 +>>635090740 +I did but I always fear mature ladies will lose their charm once I become middle aged myself. +--- 635091165 +>>635090542 +I went Rinkah and Nyx when Fates came around. My good taste payed off in the girlfriend I have now +--- 635091178 +>>635090542 +shame she, orochi, and scarlet die terribly in conquest +--- 635091413 +>>635090978 +well shit, that's a good question. It is hacked but I've been using savestates for a while now. I haven't done anything out of the ordinary either. I guess that would explain it but it contradicts what other people have told me. +--- 635091457 +Rape pegasus riders +Sell pegasus riders at a slave auction +Judo throw pegasus riders into the sun +--- 635091590 +>>635091178 +Good thing Conquest isn't canon. +Too bad scarlet dies anyways lmao +--- 635091834 +>>635091056 +I'm 34 and still like them, you'll be fine +--- 635091860 +>>635089174 +same but i was into yanderes because i was a terminally online squeaker +>awakening was 10 years ago +what the fuck +--- 635091958 +>>635042773 (OP) +I married the autistic mage, and we made two beautiful autistic children together. +--- 635092032 +>>635091457 +literally me +--- 635092125 +>>635042773 (OP) +First girl best girl. +--- 635092303 +>>635091958 +Can you have two children in awakening? Always annoyed me that you could only get kana in fates. +--- 635092418 +>>635092303 +In Fates the child is decided by the Father, so if you are playing a girl you can have two children, however in awakening the children are decided by the mother so MaleMU can get two children instead. +--- 635092428 +>>635092303 +It's the opposite. +Women have kids ties to them in Awakening (Chrom and Robin being exceptions) so playing as male means you get two kids with most s supports. +--- 635092469 +>>635092303 +>Can you have two children in awakening? +If you're a male, there's no way you can't have two kids, as the mother is the one who determines the child. The only way a FemRobin can have two kids if she gets CHROM'd +--- 635092476 +>>635043851 +Does anyone else ship Zeph with Idunn? +--- 635092563 +>>635092469 +>there's no way you can't have two kids +As soon as I post this, I remember the non-fertile females (Say'ri, Anna, Flavia, and the second-genereation girls). What I meant to say was "it's impossible to not have two kids with your first-generation units (barring the three mentioned above)". +--- 635093390 +>>635091178 +I remember the other two but what happened to Orochi? +--- 635093621 +>>635093390 +all three die in cheves +--- 635093671 +>>635082051 +>>635081904 +My brothers! +--- 635095716 +>>635042873 +retard +--- 635095873 +>>635042873 +based retard +--- 635096324 +>>635093671 +>>635082051 +>Mixing divine dragon blood with dark dragon blood +Dangerously based. +--- 635096572 +>>635045000 +Same and checked. +--- 635096617 +>>635096518 +Me on the bottom right +--- 635096806 +>>635079816 +Thanks for providing proof, anon. I knew it was a thing but didn't have any references on hand. +--- 635096926 +>>635092125 +--- 635097243 +>>635092125 +>best girl in Awakening +>makes the best 2nd gen brother/sister duo +>best great grandma in Fates +how does she do it? +--- 635097586 +>>635097243 +Why is Flolina there +--- 635097765 +>>635097586 +Her power went out while she was watching a Soap Opera and she came to investigate. +--- 635097781 +>>635097586 +somebody seems to like this duo +--- 635098123 +>>635043014 +>marrying a girl in love with your best friend +--- 635098195 +>>635042873 +/v/ btfo +--- 635098478 +>>635096518 +>Fucking HATED Lucina during my first playthrough, dismissed her in subsequent runs +>Playing through Awakening for the first time in several years now, end up really liking her +The supports she has with Kjelle and Inigo were pretty good — reminds me of how I hated Selena in my first playthrough of Fates, but now she's my favorite FE girl period. +--- 635098543 +>>635098123 +Out of all the timelines in Fire Emblem, there are literally 0 where Chrom wants to be with Cordelia. +--- 635098594 +>>635098543 +It doesn't matter what he wants, your wife dreaming about fucking your best friend everyday is the problem at hand. +--- 635098659 +>>635042773 (OP) +Tharja +--- 635098729 +Not even a Cordeliafag but the summer scramble thing and her supports with Robin are clear that she has no interest in Chrom anymore. +--- 635098756 +>>635042773 (OP) +You just posted her. +--- 635098813 +>>635098729 +>/v/ +>Playing the video game they're talking about +??? +--- 635098879 +>>635098729 +We know, it's just annoying as fuck seeing her level up and say "Sigh I hope Chrom noticed" or whatever retard bullshit +--- 635098924 +>>635098729 +>implying ntrniggers play the games they fap to +--- 635099031 +>>635098729 +I only married her so that Morgan can have the best hair color. +--- 635099205 +she is literally perfect +--- 635099258 +>>635099031 +why is ruki bullying morgan? +--- 635099398 +>>635099205 +I like her Awakening design but this bitch really did rock her armor sweater in Fates +--- 635099485 +>>635096518 +hey man. leave her alone +--- 635099595 +awakening was my first 3ds game when I was 8 lol +--- 635099602 +>>635098729 +For as much as you can meme about Cordelia, she’s the one fucking time Nintendo did that character archetype and gave her the opportunity to just get the fuck over it and move on to brighter pastures. +--- 635099730 +>>635099258 +She jokingly asked Morg if she still "cuddles with her parents" but that caught her off guard and she froze. +--- 635099792 +>>635099595 +Yeah I played that shit when I was 9 back in 2013. Most of what I had played by then were platformers, damn it felt like such a huge game at the time +--- 635099871 +>>635099485 +I will never stop bullying this dork. +--- 635099971 +>>635084875 +beta cuckboi behavior. literally “nyeeeeh but i’m a pussy ass bitch, that could never be me…” the same types of people who would read the iliad and never once think “he’s literally me”, aka faggots. +--- 635100497 +>>635099971 +>Iliad +Bro, with the way you type, I doubt you ever made it past Hop On Pop. +--- 635100703 +>>635099871 +Neither will her family +--- 635100716 +>>635099602 +>Repeat the archetype again with Flora in Fates +>Except keep her convo with Jakob in the halloween map where she's still pining for his dick even if she's married to (You) +>Fucking ADD the archetype to the goddamn Gaiden remake for no fucking reason other than they could, give her a support PENALTY for being near Alm, and make her ending really fucking shitty and pitiable for her and her eventual family +I mean I know it's a staple at this point but come on. +--- 635100830 +>>635042873 +rare sentient human being +--- 635100902 +>>635098729 +I had Vaike marry Cordelia in my last Awakening run and how Chrom Centric it is until the S-Support where Big Vaike Cock breaks her down is weird +--- 635100931 +>>635100703 +Post more Falchion misuse. +--- 635100941 +Anna will forever be my jewfu. +--- 635101035 +>>635100941 +--- 635101196 +>>635100931 +Fucking kek +--- 635103141 +>>635042773 (OP) +>*Lust-provoking image* [Irrelevant time-wasting question] +>440+ posts +Never change /v/ +--- 635103278 +>>635042773 (OP) +I don't remember who I married Robin to but I married Chrom to Olivia intentionally but it's been so long I don't remember why. +The only Robin playthrough I do recall marrying someone in was Robin/Priam. +--- 635103325 +>>635101035 +>>635100941 +Wait. Wouldn't Anna know that Morgan is her kid? +--- 635103513 +Maribelle +Hana +Effie +Leonie +--- 635103540 +>>635103325 +I don't think any of the characters besides Chrom fuck during the story +--- 635103541 +>>635098478 +>hated Lucina because I thought she was the worst product FE could ever produced +>they produced way worse +>retroactively grew to appreciate her simplicity and drive +I feel you man... I feel you. +--- 635103916 +I'm just gonna say it. Yeah I married the dragon loli. No I won't repent. +--- 635104440 +>>635042773 (OP) +First playthrough? Fuck... +Sully... +Then I restarted after saving it and married Tharja, and in every subsequent playthrough it's been Maribelle, who has since become my overall favourite character. +--- 635105567 +>>635103513 +Maribelle +Azura +Elise +Ingrid +--- 635106657 +>>635099871 +>i'll never stop bullying this d- +--- 635108575 +>>635103513 +Lissa +Hana +Elise +Petra +--- 635109631 +>>635103513 +Sumia +Orochi +Beruka +Felicia +Sothis + +For me. +--- 635110939 +>>635043014 +Yeah, Robin needs a pegaslut to carry him around and Sumia was already taken. +--- 635110984 +>>635043851 +Nowi > Tiki +but I understand. Tiki's great too. +--- 635111074 +>>635046764 +>mogged by Fates +Nooooooo.... +Quantity AND quality is far better than Awakening, but i'll accept your liking the maid besst. +--- 635111267 +>>635103513 +Lissa +Hana +Charlotte +Elise +Ingrid +--- 635111549 +Nowi + +Reina +Nyx +Azura + +Edelgard +Sothis +Hilda +Shamir +--- 635112304 +>>635111267 +holy based +--- 635112991 +Tiki +--- 635113135 +>>635043014 +Pits +--- 635113536 +I just realized how many times I've played this.... + +Anna +Nowi +Lucina (at least twice) +... I think Lissa? + +And I think I might have married a few of the child units too. +Surprisingly never married Cordelia or Tharja. + +I really do love this game. I would only add more variety in objectives. +It's like my 5th or 6th FE but it's my most played I think. +--- 635113613 +For me, it's Nah +--- 635114015 +>>635077786 +>tfw Tharja anniversary reprints never +Kill me +--- 635114039 +>>635083880 +only because it's miyu voicing her. +--- 635114086 +>>635113613 +Good choice, but she is one of the best daughters in game. +--- 635114140 +>>635042873 +FPBP +self inserting is an actual tranny behaviour +--- 635114745 +>>635042873 +/v/eddit blow the fuck out +--- 635116360 +>>635113613 +>>635114086 +You fuck Nowi, then when Nah teases you about being a lolicon you show her some fatherly love. +--- 635116692 +>>635091413 +I've heard it's supposedly nigh-impossible to get banned nowadays, especially since they've stopped giving a shit about the 3DS, but if that's the case I think you can just replace "LocalFriendCodeSeed_B" with an unbanned seed that can be found by googling +--- 635117876 +>>635042773 (OP) +Anna + +thought that's super smart. +Turns out it's pretty dumb +--- 635119140 +>>635117876 +>Turns out it's pretty dumb +Why? +--- 635119463 +>>635098478 +I have a feeling that a lot of people's feelings about her are heavily dependant on whether they had a Robin/Lucina or fRobin/Chrom pairing in their first playthrough since it affects whether the confrontation between Lucina and Robin is one of the best or one of the worst scenes in the game with no inbetween. +--- 635119739 +>>635119463 +In one of my fRobin playthroughs where I married Chrom, I just found that confrontation scene with Lucina dumb. I didn't particularly hate Lucina, but I just thought it was shit writing. +--- 635120595 +>>635119463 +Lucina would be liked by more people if she had bigger tits +--- 635122587 +>>635120595 +This +--- 635123052 +>>635049362 +My brother... Anna a best. +To think I almost S-rank'd Nowi before I saw the light, what was wrong with 14 year old me? +--- 635123729 +>>635053897 +I paired her up with Ricken iirc diff --git a/v/635047010.txt b/v/635047010.txt index ef3fe25c670f4454bd9175d6ce534611f431eb74..7a463168aae687ecfbd18a7bcacb74570fd803ed 100644 --- a/v/635047010.txt +++ b/v/635047010.txt @@ -681,3 +681,628 @@ I prefer the movie’s explanation. --- 635086856 >>635086125 You also forget that Smash is not a Mario game and isn't bound by those rules. +--- 635087947 +>>635086125 +Samurai actually cares about Legacy characters. If it weren't for him, Pit would be forgotten as that obscure NES title that only had a sequel on the GameBoy. +--- 635087995 +>>635086395 +They missed an opportunity to make an 'evil' princess. It was gold given to them and they left it there to sink underground. +No, Syrup is not an evil princess, she's the equivalent of DK, the Genie was the true princess +--- 635088060 +>>635047010 (OP) +>muh mandate +When will this meme die? +--- 635088072 +>>635086125 +was happy to see Dimentio at least got a Spirit, and that In the Finale is a music track. Sakurai is a fucking legend that cares about every franchise except Kirby when someone else does it +--- 635088442 +>>635088072 +Every Smash game contains references to Kirby games that Sakurai didn't work on, though. +--- 635088478 +>>635088060 +It was literally confirmed by the developers you retard + +https://web.archive.org/web/20221207022408/https://www.videogameschronicle.com/features/interviews/paper-mario-origami-king/ +--- 635088728 +>>635088478 +Modify Mario characters = Deviate from the basic character designs for stuff like Toads, Goombas, Koopas, etc. + +Cannot create original characters that touch on the Mario Universe = They literally can't create any character that look like they belong in the Mario universe. That's why all the OCs in TOK are real world objects. +--- 635088738 +>>635088478 +There is no overarching “mandate” for the series as a whole the PM devs got told to knock it off with their OC bullshit after super paper mario was met with overwhelming reception of “what the fuck am I reading” +--- 635088771 +>>635087947 +Geno only remains at all relevant through Sakurai keeping him as a Mii costume, Sakurai is fighting against the mandate harder than anyone +--- 635088990 +>>635088738 +>There is no overarching “mandate” for the series as a whole the PM devs got told to knock it off with their OC bullshit after super paper mario +Yes there is. Since Dream Team every Mario game not internally developed within Nintendo (i.e. Odyssey) has conformed to these guidelines. +--- 635089004 +>>635086856 +>it doesn't count! +--- 635089120 +>>635088990 +--- 635089124 +>>635088990 +I’m pretty sure that is not true because the golf and tennis games introduced new shit +--- 635089224 +>A HECKIN' MARIO MANDATE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!! +--- 635089260 +>>635088442 +Smash 64 only mentions Pinball Land in Kirby's game list. Most recent game at the time was Dream Land 3 which wasn't referenced. + +Melee has a few trophies like Rick and Gooey and such, but as far as stages and music go, still all Sakurai despite the most recent game being Kirby 64. + +Brawl is one step up one step back. There are some non-Sakurai tracks like 02, Squeak Squad, and some others in the melodies, but all the trophies but 1 are Sakurai, and that 1 was just lifted from the cancelled Kirby GCN. There are non-Sakurai stickers but compared to trophies stickers aren't exactly worth much praise. + +Smash 4 added the most basic bitch tracks from Triple Deluxe and Return to Dream Land, and yet another Sakurai era stage despite him being away from the series for a decade at that point. Only Sakurai remixes despite there being worthy new tracks like CROWNED. This is the worst as far as non-Sakurai Kirby content goes, but 2 trophies (and only in the WiiU version) are better than 1 I suppose. Kirby gained the Ultra Sword in here which is a good touch. I believe MK got his Dark MK and Galacta Knight colors here at least. + +Ultimate gave Kirby more Spirits (which are just taking pre-existing assets not that hard) and more ported tracks with the only remixes being surprise from Sakurai games once again. The boss is Sakurai era too of course and while Marx was a good pick it just feels like more bias towards his own games. At least all the Kirby characters have modern final smashes, but it still feels lacking. +--- 635089349 +>>635089124 +>because the golf and tennis games introduced new shit +Such as? LM3 is the closest 2nd party game to breaking the mandate rules (>>635088478), and even then you can excuse it since those OC ghost designs existed in the original LM1 and might've been grandfathered in. Or Nintendo thought they were separate enough from the "Mario universe". +--- 635089543 +>>635087995 +The genie was the Wario version of Bowser. Since they're the bizarro doppelgangers their relationships are also bizarro. +--- 635089583 +>>635089004 +Smash is not a Mario game, it's a Smash game. You also forgot the Geno costume that appeared in two games. In that case, King K. Rool should have been persona non-grata period, but we know how that turned out. Daisy too for that matter. +--- 635089686 +>>635089543 +The genie was under Syrup's control, he turns nice when you shake her off him. Syrup also resembles Pauline. +--- 635089757 +HOLY FUCK, MIYAMOTO JUST BROKE INTO MY HOUSE AND RAPED ME!!! MANDATE SISTERS, HEEELPPPP!!!!! +--- 635089775 +>>635089260 +>Smash 64 only mentions Pinball Land in Kirby's game list. Most recent game at the time was Dream Land 3 which wasn't referenced. +King Dedede uses a variation of his Dream Land 3 design in his background cameo on the Dream Land stage, and the Bronto Burts have their mouth-less design from Kirby 64. +--- 635089817 +>>635089686 +Actually Pauline resembles Syrup. Pauline's modern design came after Syrup was invented. +--- 635089821 +>>635067501 +one of the concept artists for the movie (not pic related, but is another concept artist for the movie) had the original poster of the posts take them down because Universal were on their ass about posting them publicly before +--- 635089904 +>>635089757 +Go back to twitter, TOKfag. +--- 635089948 +>>635089757 +Don't you have some wrist slitting to do SSfag? +--- 635090254 +>>635089686 +That's right, it's because they're bizarro. In normal Mario, the final boss captures the maiden, and you have to beat him to save her. In Wario you save the final boss by beating him, freeing him from the control of the maiden. +--- 635090348 +STOP NOTICING THINGS. YOU'RE ALL CRAZY. EVEN IF IT EXISTED, IT DOESN'T MATTER, CHUDS. +--- 635090619 +>>635081301 +Didn’t they also have a joke about all the toads looking the same? +--- 635090705 +He never really did anything as a character and he wasn't particularly popular so Nintendo just cut him out. I don't think it was the mandate, toadette still shows up in stuff like Mario Odyssey for example. +--- 635090737 +>>635086125 +And yet we still got Origami King. +--- 635090778 +>>635047010 (OP) +>mandate +TAKE + +YOUR + +MEDS +--- 635090946 +>>635089775 +Still, the bias shows when everything that would take effort to make like a stage or a remix only ever goes to the Sakurai titles. I love Kirby to bits and the Sakurai bias (mainly in 4 and Ult really) is frustrating because Kumazaki era has some great stuff that outside Final Smashes just gets a "oh yeah these exist I guess just throw it in there" +--- 635090976 +>>635089349 +>such as +Feigning ignorance so I’m sure you have a “that doesn’t count” excuse on your clipboard +--- 635091172 +>>635090976 +I haven't played the games so I don't know what's in them. +--- 635091642 +>>635090946 +Or maybe it's because the Kumazaki era has hardly any original ideas and relies too much on references to past Kirby games. The Dark Matter trilogy and Flagship's games have more potential for interesting Smash content. +--- 635091942 +>>635052124 +rent free +--- 635092240 +>>635091642 +The Mirror andNOVA being present, as well as the obvious Dark Matter nods with Void Termina doesn't mean he entirely relies on past games. While made after Ultimate, Forgotten Land is radically different than any game before it and doesn't rely on any specific game's elements outside of the usual character roster. You could argue Magolor was similar to Marx, but you honestly cannot say in good faith that Sectonia or Haltmann or Hyness or Fecto Forgo are knockoffs of what came before. The locations are also very unique and would make for some solid stages, like the vine from TD, any mechanical areas from Robobot, something like inside Void even...There's a lot you can do. + +Kirby 64 is my all time favorite game but outside Ripple Star and the Factory its level themes are very standard, even if comfy. Amazing Mirror has Candy Constellation and and Mirror World but that's it. Squeak Squad's levels aren't anything to write home about either with even less on offer as far as unique level themes go. The most generic Kumazaki would probably be RtDL but even that has Another Dimension which has plenty of potential on its own. +--- 635092801 +Old mario art makes me cream my pants +--- 635093085 +>>635047010 (OP) +He was in the first NSMB, not sure if that's post mandate, definitely the early stages of it though +>>635048736 +Pauline isn't a Miyamoto character? You mixed up latter and former +--- 635093919 +>>635092240 +I forgot to mention Dark Star would make a nice level too and even outside stages Kumazaki era has some fucking banger tracks that are begging to be remixed. Some of these are in Smash already but are absolutely remix material. + +(Not specifically the era but Drawcia is his character) +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqKrsO5MiCM [Embed] +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ju-00VrNvE [Embed] (loosely based on the track from Super Star Stacker but fuck that's not in Smash either so go with this) +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wP_jAhIZUQY [Embed] +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQYBTNzQl40 [Embed] +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGMWlDCNkBQ [Embed] +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSjNZBH4fZ0 [Embed] +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0Ip0ee7qso [Embed] +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0dsrDfGBmc [Embed] +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikPWp_RMXts [Embed] +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1e27wGQaAB0 [Embed] +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBfz1Edo9-Q [Embed] +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJy3VFvy8gQ [Embed] +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsBB_IuXPZE [Embed] +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ji04cTVk6Uc [Embed] +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PbhgBrfWf8 [Embed] +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4TbsSK5l40 [Embed] +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NA6bvCNm58 [Embed] + +Some moderns spin-offs have great music too, mainly when Shogo Sakai is involved. +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFibALYYUsA [Embed] +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrWXH4HQpiI [Embed] +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqjJHwc3qFs [Embed] +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U88PqHRiWr4 [Embed] +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_so-yrNVaMQ [Embed] +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvBL_4ak53k [Embed] +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efK3x2NJMZc [Embed] +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MuELGUIdZ0 [Embed] +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyXSpA1PKr8 [Embed] +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6diso2_UOVc [Embed] (which is also reprised for the Final Boss theme but both are great) +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvW9qBj_FYQ [Embed] +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJwaBEBQOmk [Embed] + +Even Epic Yarn has a few that could work if arranged right +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulOW-1ffzZE [Embed] +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ouuyQXeZPo [Embed] + +tl;dr fuck you +--- 635094014 +>>635093919 +for >>635091642 +--- 635094590 +>>635062216 +If Daisy is a Peach recolor, then so is Rosalina. +--- 635094615 +Toadsworth only existed to give exposition, which is a function literally any other character can do. +--- 635094848 +>>635094590 +Rosalina literally is. +--- 635095045 +>>635094848 +>she wears a dress, has long hair, and wears a crown +>that makes her a recolor +damn I didn't know Peach covered one eye and was a space goddess. Not to mention the dresses have completely different designs. +--- 635095178 +>>635090619 +yes +--- 635095285 +>>635095178 +--- 635097268 +Say goodbye to your Twitter account mandate-denier-fag +--- 635097341 +>>635089349 +Next Level Games said they included unique ghost characters in LM3 in response to fan feedback for Dark Moon. +--- 635097518 +>being too retarded to know what a spinoff is +Toadsworth was in ONE game he wasn't a recurring character. +--- 635097596 +>>635097341 +The Luigi's Mansion 3 ghosts intentionally look like they don't belong in a Mario game, they look like they're from Sonic Lost World. That's part of the mandate is that if they add new characters they have to be off model and can't look like they fit in the mario universe. +--- 635097771 +>>635097596 +Honestly I think they've been moving away from the mandate. Mario+Rabbids did not abide the mandate at all and that wasn't even made by Nintendo. +--- 635097773 +>>635089120 +take WarioWare Gold off there right now, you fucker. That game is completely mandate-free and the R&D1/SPD1 guys are the only Nintendo dev team left with any soul +--- 635097809 +>>635091642 +That's fair, but it's not is Kumazaki's games don't have enough unique substance of their own. I'm not even asking for equal representation, I just want a Ripple Star stage from Kirby 64 and an Other Dimension stage. Magolor could be a fighter, so could Dark Matter or Adeleine, with Adeleine also being a good assist trophy candidate. +--- 635097818 +>>635097518 +He was in NSMB +--- 635098071 +>>635097771 +Name 1 way it doesn't abide by the mandates. +--- 635098074 +YADA BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH +--- 635098318 +>>635097771 +The mandate isn't "you can't have rabbids and mario in the same game". It's more like "All Mario characters and enemies must be on-model at all times" +--- 635098329 +>>635048118 +Kek, same. +--- 635098347 +>>635091172 +Anon I have seen (You) go through the discussion in threads in the past there are not multiple mandate autists running around +--- 635098836 +>>635089686 +>>635089817 +Pauline's updated design was the same year as Syrup's debut (1994). They also look nothing alike +--- 635098839 +>>635086430 +--- 635098914 +>>635047010 (OP) +I don't really care for him +--- 635099041 +>>635098071 +>Name 1 way it doesn't abide by the mandates. +Mario rabbids twisted an existing Mario design (the Lumas) which was like the number 1 thing banned. +--- 635099187 +>>635099041 +Here's the new luma design for evidence +In another example, the recent Mario Strikers has Rosalina wearing pants and walking on the ground, which is a pretty significant change to her design. These are the kind of things that would not have been allowed during the wii u era. +--- 635099291 +>>635099041 +>>635099187 +Goodness, that's ugly. It's considered a form of rabbid. The game doesn't even have characters as basic as Wario and Waluigi, and there are no new Mario-style characters. Mario x Rabbids is very creative within the bounds of the mandates, but it's still beholden to them. +>Rosalina wearing pants and walking on the ground +Alternate outfits are acceptable. +--- 635099307 +>>635089120 +I wanna remake of Mario RPG, but I know some of the designs are would be altered or have the soul sucked out of them. Some for the better, some for the worse. +--- 635099421 +>>635099291 +>>635099187 +>>635099041 +That's a Rabbid character, not a Mario character. Characters wearing different clothes has never been part of the mandate either, they've always done that, most Mario Kart Tour characters are just Mario characters in different clothes. +--- 635099465 +>>635099307 +The director wanted to make a direct sequel recently, I wonder if anything will come of that. +--- 635099489 +>>635054589 +Did toadette just become female toads or is there something else, like a specific character named toadette or a sub species of toad? I know there’s captain toadette, is that just toadette?? +--- 635099531 +>>635099489 +Toadette is the only female Toad, she’s the Smurfette. +--- 635099745 +>>635099489 +It's literally just a Smurfette situation. A single unique female in a sea of near-identical males. Actually there are a lot more similarities than that. Toadsworth was like Papa Smurf, being the one toad to have facial hair and a unique design. Also there's a semi-prominent + "Brainy" Smurf/Toad with round spectacles + +Nintendo loves ripping off old Western cartoons so this is probably all intentional. +--- 635100207 +>>635099745 +Mario himself was meant to be an allusion to Popeye, and Wario was inspired by characters like Bluto and Stromboli, according to his creators. +--- 635100453 +>>635099489 +Captain Toadette is just Toadette with gear, like how Nintendo has been generally ambiguous about Captain Toad being THE Red Toad or not up until Hayashida just came out and said he's not that Toad. + +Honestly when it comes to Nintendo, it's more like outside of the RPGs, per Hayashida nobody ever really thought about Toads having genders up until Toadette was created for Double Dash. +Hence why there hasn't been any obviously female Toads, Nintendo never saw the need for it until Toadette retroactively made every other Toad male by default. +--- 635100536 +Bring it back. +--- 635100787 +Did these guys show promise as a race in the Mushroom Kingdom? Did you like the shamans in Paper Mario 1 - 3? +--- 635100793 +>>635099291 +>>635099421 +You're both retarded. A clear cut rule of the mandate was that you can not change existing character designs. Tanabe literally said that himself in 2020. The Luma in Mario+Rabbids 2 is in fact a changed character design. So either Nintendo missed that one or the mandate policies are changing. +--- 635100821 +>>635100207 +Not just an allusion. Miyamoto originally wanted the original Donkey Kong arcade to be a Popeye game, but couldn't get the license. So he replaced Popeye, Bluto and Olive Oyl with Mario, DK and Pauline. They even copied Bluto's iconic toothy grin for Donkey Kong. + +Nintendo would later get the Popeye license and make an arcade game, but it's since been long forgetten +--- 635100858 +>>635100793 +It's a rabbid with a luma body, not a luma with a rabbid face. +--- 635100912 +>>635100858 +It is a fucking Luma that has Rabbid elements stuck to it. Or are Rabbids star shaped now? +--- 635101003 +>>635100787 +Dimentio is one of those according to his backstory. +--- 635101027 +>>635099531 +>>635099745 +Did Bowser create Toadette to infiltrate the Toad community until she was turned good by Peach? +--- 635101079 +>>635100912 +That one is. Are you going to tell me Rabbid Kong is actually a gorilla because of how he's shaped next? +--- 635101103 +>>635099745 +Oh yeah I guess the roads are kinda smurfs. Never really paid attention to the blue guys. “Smurfette”... that’s pretty funny honestly. I guess bowser turning toads into bricks is close to uhh whatever that wizard did. +--- 635101270 +>>635100787 +Eh they're alright. I liked them in the first 2 games well enough but they were ugly in SPM, like everything else in that game. +The one RPG race I always thought should have been made a main series one was the clubbas. Although I guess they're just fat Spikes with clubs. +--- 635101426 +>>635101079 +The rule, as told to us by Tanabe, is that the character must not appear to be from the Mario universe to be allowed. This is why all the random races they made in Thousand Year Door have not shown up in new Paper Mario game, because they look like they could be Mario characters. Rabbid Kong does not look like a Mario character. the New Lumas do. Donkey Kong isn't even from Mario anyway so it's hard to say if the restrictions even apply to him. Here's a quick comparison for you, so you can see what I mean. +--- 635101491 +>>635101270 +clubbas are actually just spikes, according to their Japanese names, "Spike Soldiers". Another cool thing Mandated out of existence... +--- 635101708 +>>635047264 +Toadsworth was alright, much better to have an unique toad be peach's retainer than another random toad in a sea of generic toads, just being in all those gamecube mario games makes him a little memorable. it would be nice if they bring him back eventually. +--- 635101763 +>>635101426 +The eyes and ears make it obvious that that is a Rabbid Luma. If that design appeared as a one-off in some unrelated, non-Rabbid game you miiiiight have a point, but as it is it's clearly just another Rabbid version of a character +--- 635102076 +>>635101763 +If changing one element was enough, we would not have gotten a fucking stapler as a boss in Paper Mario. +--- 635102336 +>>635099187 +As a mandate believer somewhat this is definitely one of the few cases where I think this counts as a character straight up getting a design change which would be usually against mandates, instead of just throwing a new piece of clothing on them. It's actually surprising that Nintendo signed off on this +--- 635102343 +>>635102076 +read what I said, you little sperg. it’s obviously a rabbid, and therefore allowed in a rabbid game. +--- 635102462 +>>635047264 +I liked him, he made funny sounds when I would jump on him and Sunshine and I didn't care much for the multicolored Toads even back then. I have no idea what kind of YouTuber you're talking about, have you ever stopped and think people can reach the same conclusion without ever interacting with one another? +--- 635102582 +>>635102336 +>It's actually surprising that Nintendo signed off on this +I don't think it's that surprising. Things have been changing at Nintendo for a while, games just take so long to develop that it takes a long time for those changes to become visible. + +For example, Paper Mario the origami king came out in 2020, but the planning for it probably happened in 2015-2016, before the switch even came out and when the 3DS with its legion of 8 year olds was their primary demographic. Also, before Furukawa became the president. So it wont surprise me if the mandate kind of just disappears or heavily loosens up randomly as more Mario spinoffs release. +--- 635102612 +>>635093085 +Both are Mario characters, only Nintendo would refuse to acknowledge Pauline in anything that wasn't Donkey Kong related until rather recently, because they were fucking autistic even then. If they really wanted to, they could've had Pauline as DK's double partner in Tennis 64. +--- 635102963 +>>635047314 +>mandate +Doesn't apply. He was introduced in Sunshine which is a mainline game. +--- 635103284 +>>635102963 +Daisy appeared in a mainline game but she is not allowed to appear in modern Mario games either. Wario too for that matter. All of the interesting characters are gated to spinoffs because no fun allowed. +--- 635104370 +>>635103284 +I don't have the interview on-hand, but Miyamoto once said Daisy and Wario are from a spin-off series, and that they're in a different "style" from the main Mario world characters, or something to that effect. So I don't think the Land games are considered mainline, internally, although they should be. +--- 635104531 +>>635104370 +That's Miyamoto's excuse for not having them appear in his beloved mainline games. Mario Land and Land 2 are mainline, and he's being facetious. +--- 635104875 +>>635047010 (OP) +OH NO! +YADA BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH. +--- 635105439 +>>635099307 +>he doesn't know about the remake in the works +--- 635105524 +>>635105439 +Was there an Nintendo leak? +--- 635105603 +>>635047314 +Toadsworth was introduced the same generation as Toadette and she's still around. +--- 635105628 +>>635095045 +>still believing the forced space goddess meme +lol +lmao +--- 635105903 +>>635094848 +Daisy started out as a separate character in SML, but her modern appearance derives from the N64 sports games in which she was quite literally a Peach recolor. +Rosalina was envisioned from the very get-go as a new character and her design underwent massive alterations during the development of Galaxy. +--- 635105956 +>>635105903 +Luigi was made literally to be "Mario except not Mario", things can change +--- 635106459 +>>635105956 +This. Luigi didn't even have a name when he first appeared. There's a reason why they've been referenced to be twins. +--- 635106523 +>>635083720 +--- 635106994 +>>635095045 +>>635105903 +To be fair Rosalina is officially recognized as looking very similar to Peach. +--- 635107527 +Why didn't this guy ever try to defend the Mushroom Kingdom? +--- 635108204 +>>635047264 +As someone that played the Mario and Luigi games he's a hilarious character. You can see the soul dry up as soon as they replaced him with snarky girl boss Toadette. I don't know why people like Toadette. Any time she has a speaking role she's an obnoxious cunt. +--- 635108559 +>>635108204 +this, bring back Toadsworth! +--- 635108698 +>>635108204 +Just having a cute voice and design is enough for me so I loved Toadette until I played Paper Jam. They made her such an egotistical bitch, and it carried over to Super Mario Maker 2. Apparently she's the head Toad now instead of Toadsworth? Why do that when just being some cute Toad girl was enough? +--- 635109030 +>>635108698 +to be fair, male toads get cocky when they think theyve done a good job too +--- 635110567 +>>635099465 +>>635105439 +>The director wanted to make a direct sequel recently, I wonder if anything will come of that. + +It's tough to say, the director worked at Alphadream so yeah obviously it'd be the only opportunity for him to make another Mario RPG that wouldn't involve forming another company and re-licensing Mario & Luigi. + +Would he have been interested in Mario RPG 2 if alphadream was still around? Probably not, they left Squaresoft/Enix for a reason. +--- 635110664 +>>635108204 +>As someone that played the Mario and Luigi games he's a hilarious character. + +Yeah I remember when he gave Mario & Luigi their suitcase in Superstar Saga, or in Dream Team where he just stood around the main hub. What a side-splitter of a character, couldn't see why they replaced him with Toadette. +--- 635110897 +>>635056183 +>Anyone who denies the "Mario Mandate" at this point is pretty fucking dumb. +Mario RPGs are brain rot, they never should have made them +--- 635110948 +>>635100793 +>he Luma in Mario+Rabbids 2 is in fact a changed character design. So either Nintendo missed that one or the mandate policies are changing. + +No it isn't. This is all about brand identity and no character having multiple times. By calling it a Spark and not Luma it's not a modified character, it's a brand new character. Its the same as the 'Snow Ogre' from Tennis Aces is obviously ok because they aren't treating it as a standard Eyerok even though it resembles one. + +The restrictions only come into play in Paper Mario is because you have Goombas, Toads etc. that are supposed to be the basic member of the species but have a different design. +--- 635110978 +>>635108204 +Toadsworth was cute. +--- 635111242 +>>635108204 +She was cute in TTYD +--- 635111325 +>>635047314 +>Toadsworth is the singular proof that the Mandate must be at least partially real +On the contrary. It's proof that it doesn't exist on account of being a mainline character +--- 635111675 +>>635102963 +GameCube is pre-mandate. +--- 635111853 +>>635111417 +What could this mean? +--- 635111998 +>>635110978 +>the era of E. Gadd and Toadsworth integration +kino times +--- 635112094 +>>635111853 +It means he's an obscure character nobody cares about so they're reinventing him by bringing him back and standardizing his name across languages. +--- 635112236 +>>635112094 +So wouldn't that basically mean he'll appear in future games? +--- 635112653 +>>635112236 +It's possible, he'll at least likely appear in the movie universe again, which we're bound to see more of. I wouldn't be surprised if they made a new Wrecking Crew or a remake but I wouldn't bet on it. +--- 635112806 +>>635112653 +A new Wrecking Crew would be interesting. Either way, I think it would be bizarre if Spike got his name changed back in Japan just for them to abandon him again. +--- 635112965 +>>635111417 +Surprised there are no shitposting threads about this tweet yet. You would think /v/ would be all over it +--- 635113315 +>>635112965 +There were some. +--- 635113591 +>>635112965 +RPG autists don't care about the NES games +--- 635113705 +>>635113591 +They weren't born back then so makes sense +--- 635114003 +>>635113591 +That's not necessarily true. SMB2, SMRPG, and SM64 are my three favorite Mario games. +--- 635114101 +>>635114003 +The latter two aren't NES games dummy. +--- 635114563 +>>635114101 +--- 635115038 +>>635114003 +Most of the RPGFans act like SMRPG doesn't even exist lol. +--- 635115129 +>>635110664 +>ignoring when he flattened a baby with his younger self +--- 635115159 +>>635115038 +If you think that you probably don't really interact with many RPG fans outside of whatever happens to be trending at the moment. Your typing style suggests you're a mobilefag twitter user, so that's probably it. +--- 635116020 +>>635089757 +Since when he changed sex? I lost interest since a decade. +--- 635116706 +>>635102582 +Your post has provided me with a small dose of hopium, thanks. Also I only played the first Mario rabbids game but it was pretty fun. +--- 635117737 +>>635116020 +>>635089757 +>Since when he changed sex? I lost interest since a decade. + +He went to art college as a boy and came back a girl. + +I have absolutely no problem with someone's personal choice. But given how he was before the transition, some autist who had to be kept by his family because he couldn't manage his own life/money.. I really don't believe for a second he independently came to that decision to change gender. +--- 635118053 +>>635116706 +The new Golf game also has a few new Mario-style boss characters that would have looked at home in Paper Mario. +--- 635118256 +https://twitter.com/KingGeoshi64/status/1650352145848479744 +TOADSWORTH WASN'T REMOVED BY NINTENDO +MANDATEBROS... WE LOST... +--- 635118340 +>>635118256 +Dang, then it just reinforces how hacky the creators are. Toads shouldn't be as fucking boring as they are in the movie, it's possible for them to have some personality. +--- 635118638 +>>635118340 +>Mario's dinner table has more personality than the entire Mushroom Kingdom +--- 635118712 +>>635118340 +>Dang, then it just reinforces how hacky the creators are. Toads shouldn't be as fucking boring as they are in the movie, it's possible for them to have some personality. +--- 635118897 +>>635118712 +Somewhat disappointed, sure, not really upset. +--- 635119018 +>>635118897 +You're calling them hacks for not using an irrelevant phased out Mario character. It'd be like criticising them for not using Donkey Kong Jr. +--- 635119172 +>>635118053 +> Golf game +> boss characters + +wtf +--- 635119327 +>>635119018 +But they did use an irrelevant, phased-out Mario character; Foreman Spike. It was nice to see him again, too. I'm criticizing them for not using more where it would have improved the film, even if just by contributing some personality, and to the worldbuilding and implied history of the Kingdom. +--- 635119468 +>>635119172 +It has an "RPG" mode. Super Rush has the worst gameplay in the entire Golf series, but it has that going for it. +--- 635119770 +>>635119327 +>But they did use an irrelevant, phased-out Mario character; Foreman Spike. It was nice to see him again, too + +Yeah but he is relevant to the movie's narrative as an early point of conflict before the main conflict kicks off in earnest. It's not like they were using him for the sake of it +--- 635119792 +>>635053578 +Not canon, because this game implied Mario and Luigi living in the Mushroom Kingdom as babies +--- 635119974 +>>635053578 +Already confirmed to not be a higher up and the movie writers just didn't put him in. +--- 635120012 +>>635119327 +Using Toadsworth also could have provided Peach with a little more emotional connection to the Kingdom, and a worry wart, upper crust personality for her and Mario to bounce off of. You get the feel that she doesn't want her Toads to be hurt, but you don't get the feel that she actually loves them. One Toad who's like a father figure, show that he's the one who raised her in the flashbacks, too. He's someone that worries about her greatly and she worries about him back, would have been nice. + +You know, if you just replace Keegan-Michael Key Toad and General Toad with Toadsworth, the movie would greatly improve. +--- 635120134 +>>635120012 +>Using an irrelevant character to replace THE Toad +lmao +--- 635120246 +>>635120134 +Yes. Nobody gives a shit about THE Toad. kekekekek +--- 635120365 +Personally, I feel like the only reason they actually added the main Toad was because the people behind this movie were obviously huge fans of the Super Mario Bros. Super Show. +This film is a giant adaptation of that just as much as it is of the games. +--- 635120391 +>>635120134 +This, seriously how deluded are some of these people? They want some derivative failed character like Toadsworth to replace the Toad people actually like. +--- 635120898 +>>635120134 +>>635120391 +"The Toad" is even more replaceable and insignificant to the modern games than Toadsworth if we're going by time scale. He's just the basic template that all the other Toads are based on. First, his advisor role was handed the Toad Minister character that became Toadsworth, then that leader Toad role changed hands to Toadette when Toadsworth was phased out, not "The Toad." Then on the playable front, he was replaced by blue and yellow variants and again Toadette. Captain Toad also sort of replaced him as the "Main Toad" in a sense. "The Toad" hasn't been relevant since Wario's Woods. +--- 635121280 +>>635120898 +"The Toad" also barely exists as a character, he's more of a localization creation then anything. Japanese sources are even less distinct about him and they pretty much give the Toads no individuality whatsoever. The Toad in Super Mario 3D World, while being blue, still being called just "Kinopio" in most Japanese sources speaks volumes about how much this character barely exists. +--- 635121390 +>>635120898 +The Toad is the host of current Mario Parties. +The Toad is a Mario Kart driver. +The Toad is at the Japanese Nintendo World +The Toad is playable in Super Mario Run (mainline game) +>>635121280 +Not true, the creator of Captain Toad mentions THE TOAD as being his own character, and seperates Captain Toad. +--- 635121541 +>>635121390 +>The Toad is on the same level as Daisy +--- 635122278 +>>635121390 +I know about that. It's one of the few times that "Toad" seems to be distinguished. The Super Mario Encyclopedia as well and the Mario Portal. + +The problem is, it's vastly outweighed by other official JP manuals, websites, and other official materials that do not bother to distinguish him. Even when many other Red-spot and blue-vest toads are present it's still just "Kinopio" +--- 635123074 +>>635122278 +Well they only really need to distinguish him when it matters. I think it speaks for how popular the character is that they'd rather you think the Yellow and Blue playable Toads as "Toad," too. +--- 635123185 +>>635049509 +>Speaks like a zoomer +>Cries like a zoomer +>Cries about zoomers +Looks like the gen alpha kids are incoming +--- 635123246 +>>635120012 +I made a shit edit for fun. +--- 635123461 +>>635123074 +>it speaks for how popular this one hypothetical specific Toad is when any Toad is called Toad +That's a bit of a stretch. +Besides, Toads aren't really all that popular, despite how massively shilled they are. Even Wario and Waluigi are more popular than them. diff --git a/v/635048202.txt b/v/635048202.txt index 7c664d6e16051383617823312802120ed86466d5..b118829386ba23e4b73dc7b3b94edd599bbe9a14 100644 --- a/v/635048202.txt +++ b/v/635048202.txt @@ -874,3 +874,822 @@ Thank you for your guidance --- 635086954 >>635078573 Didn't work for me bro, shame +--- 635087341 +>>635086197 +--- 635087361 +>>635083672 +good lord, i never won this, brain too depraved to resist and stop drooling +--- 635087457 +>>635064795 +Bros i'd need someone to hold me back if I saw that in public or i'd commit a crime... +--- 635087601 +>>635086131 +1.7.1 +--- 635087720 +last time i left it was at level 60. want to go back but all coomer thing its just paid this paid that, expire this and expire that... idk if it worth +--- 635087824 +>>635048202 (OP) +>>635066487 +How does it stay on? +--- 635087876 +>>635087720 +You get more free shit if you continue leveling including costumes +--- 635087993 +>>635087824 +very erect nipples +--- 635088070 +so why did nexon use the source engine instead of something else +--- 635088109 +>>635087824 +The power of anime +--- 635088236 +>>635048202 (OP) +I rather play bdo desu +--- 635088310 +>>635087824 +>How does it stay on? +Double sided adhesive tape. I am not joking this is how women do this irl. +--- 635088383 +>>635087876 +really? ok I'll see how it is +--- 635088614 +>downboad vidibus +>i see tid +>this good +>i play vtidus a bid +>no more tid +>more tid need dobber +>bad, have no dobber +>get dobber, gidv to vibbnbus +>still no tid, i enrage +>no nude tid +>no pugoo +>no pedee in pugoo +>no sedgs +vidibus is a sgam +--- 635088636 +>>635069185 +What +Why the fuck not? +--- 635088640 +just go on sadpanda and look up galleries. +--- 635088660 +>>635088383 +I'm not online but one of my alts has a fuckboat of free costumes that I've never used if that interests you +--- 635088760 +how is this still alive? the official forum/site are like abandoned +--- 635088803 +>>635087601 +Damn, Idk what the fuck I did wrong then +Injects the dll but nothing happens when I try to rip anything +--- 635088853 +>>635088760 +i ask this every day about second life +--- 635088895 +is vella still good? i think i had +15 prayers +--- 635089041 +>>635088760 +Forums are getting shutdown on April 25. The official vindictus discord has effectively replaced it. +--- 635089046 +>>635088640 +it's fun to beat up monsters as your character jiggles freely in a skimpy outfit but apparently you need to pay for that type of service so fuck me I guess +--- 635089107 +>>635089041 +is it actually alive? +--- 635089238 +>>635089107 +There is also a private server that was very alive last time I checked. +--- 635089461 +>>635089107 +I'm not really a discord user but from what I've seen it does appear lively. At least in the character discussions it does. +--- 635089515 +>>635088636 +If you check private server info, you will notice its made with unencrypted client which like 3-4 years ago. Not talking about anti-cheat like gameguard but files access itself. Vindictus these days uses encryption on its main files; hfs. The encryption also newly-generated every time they add new files. So yeah, lack of coomer outfits in private servers +--- 635089646 +>>635089515 +thats hilarious, thank you for this info +--- 635089657 +Isn't Vindictus deader than dead +--- 635089661 +>>635088310 +so they have tape touching their nipples? i wish i was the tape +--- 635089783 +>>635089715 +--- 635089812 +>>635089657 +considering it just got a major content drop with 8 new bosses and currently has a 700k unique daily log in, i'd say no its doing better than pso2 for sure +--- 635089854 +>>635089783 +--- 635090090 +>>635075481 +>>635058167 +Yeah I'm mostly just removing all the retarded stuff like gear blowing up, crafting a single item taking minutes, etc. +Adjusting relative drop rates so you can reasonably find things you need, after all you can't rely on marketplace anymore +Also removing all the p2w revives and merc potions, I've replaced all level up gifts by cosmetic fusion runes, coupons, inventory slots, etc. +Game itself remains the same (pre-rise), I just want to have fun struggling in solo fights through the story + +Getting filtered by black belly at the moment to get the materials for the Royal Army, idk if I should tone him down, staffie is really having a hard time alone in there + +>>635070728 +No you actually play the game in this +--- 635090096 +>>635087361 +but you'd miss out on the rest of it by failing early +--- 635090107 +>>635089854 +do u have more of them doing dances +i like sexy bitches dancing +--- 635090126 +>>635089715 +man they should just go full unhinged and add areola peeks +--- 635090175 +>>635089812 +>major content drop with 8 new bosses and currently has a 700k unique daily log in +--- 635090220 +Bros I need the coom outfits so I can slap them into other games, help +--- 635090276 +>>635090096 +Fuck this QTE +--- 635090564 +>vindictus thread +Am I dreaming +--- 635090592 +>>635090220 +Kinda fucked how the costumes and the girls are in HS2 but locked behind massive paywalls, chinese secret clubs and scammers +--- 635090604 +>>635090096 +used to watch this one youtube to solve that +--- 635090750 +>>635090592 +>modding got more popular than ever +>just in time for patreon, fanbox, etc to also get big and lock everything behind them +--- 635090817 +>>635090175 +let me fucking dream okay man just +just let me have this alright +--- 635090863 +update the fucking engine and we'll talk +--- 635090873 +>>635090592 +thats why im trying to get them +the older shit exists already but any of the newer coom outfits seem to be fucking scrubbed from anything that isn't a paywall + +and for whatever reason all the methods and tools I try just don't do jack + +I just want to spread coom to all the games i like +--- 635090942 +>>635090873 +did you try Ninja Ripper? +--- 635090980 +whats the point of all these outfits if you can't watch the girls ghetto twerk or finger themselves or get fucked? +--- 635090996 +>>635048202 (OP) +This just looks like modded Skyrim. I could just play modded Skyrim. +--- 635091045 +>>635090942 +I have but it won't do anything +Disabled antivirus, ran as admin, dll properly injects but then nothing +--- 635091168 +>>635091045 +that's weird, it should save everything that's currently rendering on your screen +--- 635091180 +Alright I'm gonna bite +Anything I need to know before starting? +--- 635091203 +>That brief period when everyone found out the devs actually modeled nip textures. +--- 635091238 +Hard to believe this was made in Source +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5JloyAZMX8 [Embed] +--- 635091326 +>Nexon +There's gotta be a better way to play this game besides the official way, right? +--- 635091330 +>>635091203 +>That brief period becomes full blown ticket where you can buy certain alt outfits with no bra and have nip textures. +Go big indeed +--- 635091346 +>>635091180 +Seconding this post. +Are there any cool knight or ninja characters? Or maybe some kind of dark wizard? +--- 635091395 +I'm not making my own servers, how's Windictus? +--- 635091412 +>>635091180 +>>635091346 +I'm the Karok guy from earlier +you guys wanna group up +--- 635091484 +>>635090750 +locking mods behind paywall should be a firebombable offense. thank fucking god kemono exists but even then that won't get you the really good niche shit... +--- 635091784 +>>635091330 +Wow really? Is that still actively a thing? +--- 635091861 +>>635091484 +hey +shut the fuck up big mouthed retard +--- 635091881 +>>635091784 +Cumlord do what a cumlord's gotta do. +--- 635091969 +>>635091484 +hey +Keep talking extremely based and correct guy +--- 635092156 +>>635091180 +Expect to solo up until lvl 90ish where the bosses stop being so easy. + +>>635091346 +>knight +Kael - swordstaff +Hurk - greatsword/shotgun+sword +Fiona - sword/hammer + shield + +>ninja +Grimden is the only one with a backstab kind of damage bonus. There are a few other characters that can use katanas if that counts as ninja. + +>dark wizard +Evie and Charon are pretty much the only ranged magic characters. +--- 635092369 +>>635090750 +This +--- 635092658 +>>635090750 +Don't you think that it's the other way around, you sweet summer child? +--- 635092676 +>>635090996 +Skyrim has dogshit combat no matter how much you mod it +--- 635092753 +>>635090873 +I wish HS2 would have a leaker community like Koikatsu, these dudes have websites, discords and groups that dedicate themselves to leak all kind of shit: Cards, mods, plugins, textures, you name it. +Meanwhile chinks have a strict control on HS2 and nothing gets leaked. Shame I'm sure you could just grab the HS2 vindi files, reverse engineer and use them somewhere else. +--- 635092849 +>>635091861 +Because of you acting like a +>muh sekrit club +retard, I am going to deliberately message every relevant mod developer with links so they can take action. + +I think you feel good about yourself now, knowing it was specifically you who caused all of it. +--- 635092851 +>>635092753 +PM holligansax on iwara. You're welcome. +--- 635092862 +>>635091326 +>>635091395 +Honestly Windictus is probably worse than the official servers, 10x exp/drop rates ruins the pacing and the lack of coom outfits or the cool new classes really sucks. It's a little less p2w than official but thats not enough to salvage it. I think there was also another private server at one time but it died. +--- 635092954 +>>635092849 +>the jew litterally crying out in pain as he strikes you +can you guys not prove /pol/ right for 5 minutes +--- 635093015 +>>635092851 +based +--- 635093142 +>>635092676 +Well tbf, I don't know who play Skyrim for the combat, but now a days you can make it Jank Kino with certain mods. That's the thing you can mod tf out of Skyrim and make it a passable eroge for free. You gotta pay to make Vindictus a good Ecchi. +--- 635093379 +>>635092156 +What about a vampire type character? I really like gimmicky movesets in these kinds of games. +--- 635093609 +>>635093379 +Lynn with a Battleshade (bladed umbrella), tons of lifesteal and very evasive. +--- 635093638 +>>635093578 +pumping +--- 635093642 +>>635093379 +Closest thing I could think of would be Miri. She can transform into a dragonknight and half of her smashes fling her weapon around in large circles while the other half has her weapon flinging her around in small circles. +--- 635094005 +>>635093578 +whew +--- 635094076 +>>635092753 +I hate any fucking creature that paywalls mods. And I hate the chinks for having this strict jew mentality - they've already fucked up a good portion of javs and gravure with this evil scheming. i will dedicate my life fighting these jewish opportunists and leak their shit. +--- 635094265 +>>635091412 +I'll pass for teaming up for now but thanks for asking +I didn't see notification when you replied at first so it took some time to respond +--- 635094534 +>>635048202 (OP) +Once they drop more free stuff so I can continue past nyle without doing grinding I'll play it again. Abyssal arena can eat my fucking ass. What a piece of shit. +--- 635094616 +>>635094534 +>reach a wall +>start a new character +--- 635094827 +>>635094534 +Well you are in luck since they are updating the welfare gear this tuesday and that shit is good +to kick ass everywhere except Fissure/Mag Forest +--- 635094840 +>>635094076 +>steal paywalled mods for skyrim +>port them to other games +>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE in my DMs +>block +heh, nutin personnel chinks +--- 635095347 +>>635094616 +I've done that too many times. I don't have the willpower to do it again. +--- 635096624 +>>635095347 +>Lynn main +Good taste +--- 635096907 +no +--- 635097020 +>>635096624 +yes +--- 635097101 +LQ Lynn tiddies +--- 635097227 +>>635097101 +>9 FPS +--- 635097415 +>>635097227 +Okay here's some better looking tiddies +--- 635097619 +SEXOOOOOOOOO +--- 635097684 +>>635097619 +--- 635097714 +Is this game playable with on controller? +--- 635097774 +>>635048202 (OP) +any idea how to get this shit working with wine? +--- 635097830 +>>635097714 +Yes. I've seen others play on controller but I don't know how to set it up though. Shit looks like magic to me. +--- 635097854 +>>635097415 +good shit +--- 635098267 +Why did they have to kill 8 man raids? +--- 635098384 +>>635097619 +I still remember when I started playing and the only characters were Lann, Evie, and Fiona and only Lann had a second weapon. I was so stoked when Evie got her scythe. +--- 635098461 +>>635090096 +i know but i can't help myself, she's too mesmerizing +--- 635098528 +>>635098267 +I dunno doesn't shit dies faster now this way? +--- 635098714 +>>635098384 +>Fiona player +>MFW shield durability was removed +--- 635098883 +no lolis, no buy +--- 635099345 +>>635098883 +This unironically would print them easy money +--- 635099378 +>>635099345 +>add lolis +>add peeking aerola to all coom outfits +infinite money +--- 635099442 +>>635099378 +areola* +--- 635099897 +>>635099345 +I would play it and spend hundreds right this second if it had a loli/adolescent class that I could put thick thighs and a fat ass on. +--- 635100181 +>>635091180 +BEST FIONA NA here. + +yeah, +the entire fucking game up to around 100 is solo able. +press alt to skip all the story +you dont have to do side missions at all. +alot of titles add stat points, but they are mostly the ones that are easy to do, such as "kill boss 2 times" +to farm money do RAR, its an 8 player raid now it used to be 24. it drops items you can sell for a pretty penny if youre lucky. +>>635091346 + +they kinda have a ninja with grimden, for knight? theres a tank called fiona, and an actual knight (for his backstory anyway) called khael, he uses a sword staff and hes also pretty tanky, for dark wizard I havent played the new girl but shes kind of a dark wizard. +--- 635100248 +>>635099897 +This game did that and made a truckload of money. +>Adolescent +I think that's pretty much Lynn/Belle territory +--- 635100493 +>>635099897 + +see +>>635097101 +--- 635100818 +>>635048202 (OP) +is this game pay to win or pay to enjoy in any way? the combat actually seems pretty cool +--- 635101224 +I loved vindictus but I sucked balls because I played 1-70 as Lann at a constant 20fps. I beat 1.0 then I stopped because I couldnt progress. + +dont fucking psyop me back into this shit grindfest gachapon nigger shit. +--- 635101290 +>>635100248 +That's because HIT2 is a mobile game so chinks and gooks play it on the train ride to work and in the toilet and literally nowhere else. The gameplay is serious dogshit. Vindictus is something you can actually play on your PC just for fun. +--- 635101608 +i'm playing the better game in the franchise, mabinogi +--- 635101970 +>>635100818 +not until you start getting to the endgame content, then it's the usual gookshit 1% chance to enhance 99% chance to explode +--- 635102021 +>vindictus +I seripusly hope you guys are all just making an elborate joke, right? +Why the fuck would anyone play this piece of shit in it's current form? +--- 635102029 +I love slutty characters so much +--- 635102116 +>>635102021 +coomers have no standards +--- 635102162 +>>635102097 +--- 635102315 +>>635102162 +--- 635102320 +>>635098267 +Playerbase was too small to sustain it and even after 10 years Nexon never bothered to improve server code so it was still laggy unless the host was on fiber and within the same half of the country. +--- 635102595 +>>635098267 +i miss the huge dragon fights +remember the water mechanic? good times +--- 635102603 +Fuck I remember playing this game back when it had like 3 playable characters. I can't believe its still alive, that's some dedicated coomerfans I guess +--- 635103001 +>unironically playing past S2 +lol +lmao even +This post was made by Pawnshop Ghost gang +--- 635103145 +>>635103001 +>S2 +Never forget jumping +--- 635105226 +>>635059635 +>Do you have a clip of that "armor" that increases boob size? +You have to be specific. There's a fuckton of them. +--- 635105247 +As a rule of thumb, I don't play any MMO where I can't be a loli, so no. +--- 635105415 +>>635075732 +>Delicious abs +>Vella +>The rest (Solely because they don't have) +Actually, abs are tied to the underwears. If you gave Vella an inner armor that belonged to Fiona pre-Vella introduction said Vella wouldn't have abs. +--- 635105776 +>>635102595 +Those are coming back as 8 man raids after this weeks maintenance. +--- 635105817 +>>635048202 (OP) +Any playable lolis? +--- 635105904 +>>635105817 +No. Even the "looks like a child but is actually a hundred years old" character has tits and can wear the extra coom outfits. +--- 635106327 +Any difference between steam and standalone launcher +--- 635106629 +>>635072493 +kek +--- 635106646 +>>635106327 +At this point I think there isn't anymore but the reason so many people stuck with Nexon's standalone launcher was because the steam version was just so fucked in implementation years ago. +--- 635106673 +>>635079558 +I used to post nude mod pics with the bits covered in /vg/ for attention... fun times +maybe ill resub and play through shb and onwards someday +--- 635107105 +>>635100818 +you have to pay real money to get protection runes that stop your shit from exploding when you try to enhance it +--- 635107212 +>>635097619 +Oh wow, there is actually a green haired whore option. + +>The meme became real +--- 635107386 +>>635107105 +>you have to pay real money to get protection runes that stop your shit from exploding when you try to enhance it +You really don't have to. Those seals you're going on about are only useful for protecting it at +9 and +10, and are available for purchase in multiple sections of the grind shop. +--- 635107634 +>>635107386 +>500 pvp seals +how and why +--- 635107827 +>>635107634 +>how +pvp is fixed. People don't play it seriously, just trade wins. Also you can get pvp seals when you open the seal selection box from climbing the tower +>why +To get artifacts. Going to be irrelevant now though since the coming update with have 110 raids have a chance to drop artifacts. +--- 635107885 +>>635085193 +>damaged goods +--- 635108976 +>mained sword Vella +>her main defensive and offensive mechanic didn't work half the time for no reason +>even when it did her dps was shit +Epic +--- 635109465 +>>635080483 +sauce? +--- 635109784 +>>635108976 +That's because "main defensive and offensive mechanic" doesn't really translate to best DPS rotation. +--- 635109828 +>>635109465 +Filename +--- 635110183 +>>635109828 +got me nothing on google. +--- 635110562 +>>635110183 +Not scientifically possible. +--- 635110565 +>>635078573 +You got the download files available? I'd love to try it out. +--- 635110712 +>>635049301 +I remember the day Lynn came out, grinding her so hard + +The only good game my ex ever had me play + +But now that I think about it she probably erp'd dudes on there behind my back like she did in every MMO +--- 635110723 +>>635110562 +--- 635111247 +downloaded windictus to coom +how do I get the outfits? +and how do I make the girl all oily like the screencaps +--- 635111474 +>>635111247 +>downloaded windictus to coom +terrible mistake +>how do I get the outfits? +play or pay for them shit's expensive +>and how do I make the girl all oily like the screencaps +oh that one is cheap you need to buy an item from the market called reily's oil there's two one for the face and one for the body once you buy it and use it it will take you to the oil sliders +--- 635111493 +>>635111247 +>how do I get the outfits? +Either roll for it in gacha, buy it for a gorillion gold from someone in the marketplace, or use the free viewer in the wardrobe section +>and how do I make the girl all oily like the screencaps +win an oily body (face too if you need it) from the gacha or preview it in the wardrobe section +--- 635111794 +What's the point of posting modded shit +--- 635111828 +>>635103001 +>Pawnshop Ghosts +t. Lutiy, West +RIP lmao +--- 635111920 +>>635111794 +>modded shit +>he doesn't know Nexon's legalized coom +https://vindictus.nexon.net/news/81646/march-supply-depot-infinity-crystal +--- 635111942 +where are all the nips +--- 635111957 +>>635091412 +BASED Jackal Y poster +--- 635112005 +>>635111474 +>>635111493 +and uh how exactly do you "do" the gacha, talk to the cat? +--- 635112038 +>>635112005 +>and uh how exactly do you "do" the gacha +First you bend over, then spread your cheeks. +Then you bend your wallet over and spread its cheeks. +--- 635112070 +>>635112038 +I'm using the private server +--- 635112103 +>>635112005 +You buy boxes +boxes have a chance to have the costume +buy 400$ worth of boxes +only get enhancement materials and no costumes +repeat +--- 635112118 +>>635112070 +Unless it's some newfangled server you're on all the old private servers I know of are pre-rise update ones, which means no coom outfits. +--- 635112119 +>>635111920 +You're not making my point false when majority of stuff here is clearly mods +--- 635112148 +>>635112070 +Which private server? I recommend VindictusVN, all the outfits are free there, we just need to extract the latest .hfs files properly and break the encryption to port those into the private servers +--- 635112187 +>>635112119 +No, the all curves outfits are actually real paid items. check the nexon website or google it +'Vindictus all curve outfits' +--- 635112198 +>>635112148 +some rando forum told me to try windictus but im just gonna delete it and try that one +--- 635112223 +>>635112119 +Which ones? Go ahead and point them out and I'll do my best to tell you which outfit it is and whether or not the person in question is also fucking with their sliders to make their avatars even thicker. +--- 635112231 +>>635112148 +by 'those' i mean the coomer all curves outfits +I dont think anyone cares enough about vindi to still try to break their aes256 encryption +--- 635112235 +>>635111794 +Vindictus mods have been broken for a long while now. +--- 635112317 +>>635112187 +>>635112223 +Well, nevermind then +--- 635112491 +>>635050408 +Shit taste +--- 635112828 +fuck I remember when this was one of the most anticipated games on /v/ +>replaying that mission of Ellis dying over and over again +>forcing other faggots to watch the cutscene +>finding out how to glitch into the second area to farm jelly drops +shame they had gay ass timegating mechanics from gookland still in. didn't help that they also made it easier after the closed beta. giant bear and red gnoll were filtering all the faggots +--- 635112946 +>>635112828 +even better, they brought back the timegate fatigue shit ten years into the game's life +lmao +--- 635112986 +>>635112223 +jesus fucking christ got any in-game pics or vids of Special Romantic Kitty Set Destiny? +--- 635113115 +>>635112946 +you can't be serious LOL +wonder if I can still cash in my plat coins I saved in the mail +inb4 they deleted everything +--- 635113140 +>>635090750 +>has a patreon +>has a second paywall on top now that people share patreon posts +fucking +--- 635113186 +>>635112946 +Not really a timegate if all you care about is fighting shit. All that emptying out fatigue does is make it so that you don't get item drops at 0 fatigue. You can still run the raids. +>>635112986 +You can see them in >>635079694, >>635082508, >>635094827, >>635097101, +and >>635097415. +--- 635113605 +>>635113186 +fantastic +--- 635113678 +>>635113513 +>>635113570 +I recognize Fiona and Dualsword/chain slut +but who the fuck is this +>>635113616 +--- 635113740 +>>635113678 +Charon. Newest hotness, and first character where their signature armor is an all-curves body type rather than the standard that everyone else has. +--- 635113780 +>>635113678 +Charon/Czern +>>635097619 +>>635097684 +--- 635114072 +>>635113740 +>>635113780 +you fags are making me want to replay this ded garbage +are they still using a log-in system or is the account now based on the steam log-in +and +are any west guilds alive, assuming they merged the servers at this point +they did, right? +Lutiy, West +--- 635114202 +>>635114072 +>are they still using a log-in system or is the account now based on the steam log-in +Dunno. Never bothered with using the steam version because >>635106646 +>are any west guilds alive, assuming they merged the servers at this point +They did merge East and West servers. I haven't seen anyone from Pawnshop Ghosts join any of my raids in about 6 months and I don't remember what the name of the East guild was. +--- 635114346 +>>635048202 (OP) +can i just fap to all the webms instead? +--- 635114387 +>anon wanted anons to play the game +>instead they're all cooming before moving on with their own games +btfo +--- 635114505 +>>635114202 +ok thank +>>635114387 +it had good gameplay and the raids were fun +--- 635115046 +>>635048202 (OP) +>>635066487 +>areola not showing from behind that tiny-ass clothing +Shit-tier nipples. Shoo shoo, mosquito bite girl. +--- 635115317 +>>635085482 +>oiled up feet +UGH +urge to tribute an anon's fertile kmmo sow rising +especially if they're barefoot or in heels... +--- 635115823 +I want to play the game, I think about playing it often but its such a low effort drag early on, then if you turn up the difficulty its a chore because then its just "you die instantly" mode. It doesn't feel like there is a good balance between stomp and instant death. I can never get to end game because I always fall asleep in second town. +>>635115046 +>large milky chest +>but also mosquito bites +My favorite combo, I'll take her off your hands anon. +--- 635116195 +Post more big titty whores so I can nut +--- 635116552 +Which character do I start as if I like timing gimmicks and counters? +--- 635116675 +>>635064795 +how does this bitch doesn't have onlyfans yet? she'd be a millionaire by now, what the fuck is wrong with women +--- 635117173 +>>635116552 +>timing gimmicks +The only characters with a timing gimmick are Delia and Latiya. For Delia some of her moves are different depending on whether or not you pause during certain attacks. For Latiya one of her active abilities can be a spammable spin if you press right click at the right time rather than pressing it rapidly. +>counters? +The primary counterattack/counter-esque characters. +This'd be Fiona (either hammer or longsword), Hurk (Great sword), Vella (Twin Sword), Grimden, Lethor, and Kael. +Tessa can be played like a counter character if you pace her attacks so that your zorro dash thing is done during an enemy attack. +--- 635117235 +>>635064795 +>qos tattoo on her anklet +--- 635117285 +>>635116552 +>counters +Vella Dual Swords, Crosscut is some serious fucking kino and she can even reflect projectiles which is mostly just something you do for fun. +--- 635117294 +>>635116791 +I swear I have this image saved on my old PC. +>2012 +Yep +Holy shit +I had a whole FOLDER of her, she made me pick up the game (I dropped it every time) +--- 635117379 +>>635117235 +Mentally broken. +--- 635117423 +>>635117235 +Who the fuck tatoos an anket? +--- 635117473 +>>635064795 +this whore’s face is atrocious +--- 635117686 +>>635117420 +blonde rushia +--- 635117695 +As the last person posting in this thread, I declare all women posted in this thread as the property of the BBC +t.CEO of big cocks +--- 635117848 +>>635117695 +consider suicide at your earliest convenience +--- 635117942 +Why would I play this besides to goon? +--- 635118045 +>>635117285 +Crosscut is the shittiest of counters though. I have partied with Vellas having a 2 bar connection to the host only for them to be eating the floor while I counter fairly fine while also having 2 bars to the host. +--- 635118169 +>>635048202 (OP) +Does this game's official server even still has players anymore? Everytime I look at Vindictus' girls, they remind me of how Koreans like to create their characters in Skyrim. Matter of fact, they have their own forum in arca.live where it's ripe with Vindictus-looking girls. +--- 635118231 +>>635118169 +>Does this game's official server even still has players anymore? +The official server is about to release its level cap increase update tomorrow. For good or ill it still has players. +--- 635118381 +>>635118169 +>Evie's husband continues to be eternally BTFO +nice +--- 635119039 +alright now what +--- 635119817 +Bunch of overly sexual whores. +They should just be pumped up with semen 24/7. +--- 635121448 +>>635066172 +Yeah but can Blade and Soul compete with these models though +--- 635121886 +>>635086390 +> Nexon garbage is better than Nexon trash +--- 635122178 +I downloaded this game again after a decade and was able to get to level cap in like 4 days thanks to the new story progression system. I'm a little lost on what I'm supposed to do now for dailies. Does anyone know what the endgame weekly/daily content is? +--- 635122547 +>>635122178 +Level 110 raids +Space Time Distortion raid +Redeemer raids +Royal Army raids +Reverent Tower +Red Moon's Energy +Special Battle +Ein Lacher (for permanent stats) + +Favorite the 110 raids so you can quickly join them from Quick Battle whenever parties are created. You can also do the stuff at Mercenary Lounge if you want to unlock team up moves and dance emotes. +--- 635122980 +so is there people who actually want to play this game or just nexon shills +--- 635123326 +>>635122980 +I "play" whenever there's an event to grab free shit (like the recent one giving out gacha furniture) +--- 635123368 +>>635122980 +just nexon shills and coomers who idle in town in poses with their $350+ fapbait costumes on their big tit characters +--- 635123486 +>>635123368 +>>635122980 +I enjoyed (coming back to) TERA despite it being in the same "one small group of tryhards and a bunch of coomers" life support. Would I enjoy this on a semi-casual basis? +I've been on the fence since this thread was made yesterday. +--- 635123634 +>Korean MMO with decent combat gets run into the ground by microtransaction bullshit +I already fell for it once years ago. Never again diff --git a/v/635048841.txt b/v/635048841.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..2a8c83c76e7e6e93d83250d2fe3d72020cbb1b69 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635048841.txt @@ -0,0 +1,379 @@ +----- +--- 635048841 +DRACO ON THE FRONT PAGE! +--- 635052923 +>>635048841 (OP) +I love Draco +--- 635053239 +Finally, a Draco thread without any R*ngo posters +--- 635053935 +>>635049369 +Sega-induced brain damage. +Sega ruined the franchise forever. They only care about their shitty gacha game now and any future games will be based on that. +--- 635054002 +>>635053239 +A thread without Ringo? +--- 635054429 +>>635054002 +It was... +--- 635054504 +>>635048841 (OP) +based +--- 635054535 +Gao! +--- 635054572 +Read the film treatment for the unannounced Puyo Puyo movie that's being worked on. Can't believe they let Draco appear as a major character. +--- 635055221 +>>635054572 +>unannounced Puyo Puyo movie +There's no way that exists +--- 635055852 +>>635054572 +Can't wait for Ringo's movie. +--- 635056942 +>>635055643 +Sega just doesn't know what to do with any of the characters. When they acquired the series, they didn't do anything interesting with the characters they got, and when they made the Fever games, they made a bunch of likeable characters but then gave up on trying to do anything with them. I don't know why they decided to reboot the series again for 7, but they decided to have Ringo share her game with the previous main characters. From that point on they just added characters endlessly. +Now the series is too crowded with characters to actually do anything interesting with any of them. +--- 635057110 +Draco thread? +--- 635057250 +big dragon +--- 635058228 +>>635054572 +source? +--- 635059334 +>>635055221 +>>635055852 +>>635058228 +This was posted weeks ago on here, but take my word for it. It was included in a leaked list of upcoming video game movies that's looking to be legit. + +"Puyo Puyo" (Paramount Pictures / Sega) +Arle, Amitie, and Ringo are the main characters. Arle and Ringo are still from other worlds, but we see a little bit of them. Amitie has an arc about not wanting to be seen as a dumb kid anymore. Amitie's hat has hidden meaning and Accord is not just some wise nice old lady. Satan is the main villain; Raffina, Witch, and Draco are secondary antagonists. Film takes place in Primp Town for most of the run time. The characters have slight redesigns; Amitie has her original Fever hat for example. Dialogue is "cheesy but lighthearted" (no meta jokes or zoomer humor). Described as very "Madou Monogatari" in it's writing and tone. Very 2.5D in terms of animation and art style. No celebrity voice cast or pop songs; bombastic in terms of it's music. First draft was Satan challenging the main trio to a Puyo Puyo tournament to win back Ms Accord's flying cane. Current draft is more of a "completely new story". Sig has his original intended lore in terms of his writing; very mute and has a minor fascination in bugs but also has all sorts of weird things with his arm. Lidelle, Feli, and Schezo also rumored to appear. Separate canon from the games. +--- 635060649 +Draco sexo +--- 635061673 +>>635058709 +I guess they decided that it would just be easier to make more characters and more worlds because then they would never have to expand on any of them. +Also Witch got one of the biggest design downgrades. +--- 635062205 +>>635059334 +>Very 2.5D in terms of animation and art style. +what does that even mean? +--- 635063081 +>>635062205 +It means it's going to look like this +--- 635063290 +>>635059334 +better be produced in japan and not be woke cringe +--- 635064325 +>>635048841 (OP) +GAO GAO +--- 635065952 +>>635063670 +The 20th style in general feels more bland than the Fever style. I wish they had just kept that. +--- 635066436 +>>635065839 +Ocean Prince was a mistake +--- 635067959 +>>635063290 +The film is a collaboration between the American Paramount, and the Japanese Sega, with animation handled by the French Mikros Animation +--- 635068701 +>>635067959 +I'm sorry, I just can't suspend my disbelief for this one. Why on earth would Paramount invest in a series with such a small western fanbase? Are they expecting to huge numbers in the orient? +--- 635069968 +>>635067735 +The characters generally had completely different poses for each expression in Fever, 20th and subsequent games had only a few poses for each character, with most of the changes happening with the facial expression. +The Fever art style just lends itself better to dynamic poses. +--- 635070068 +Sex with Draco +DracoSex +--- 635070361 +>>635068701 +Sega wants to do more movies. They handed over Space Channel 5 and COMIX Zone to Picturestart, Yakuza to 1212 Entertainment, Streets of Rage to Lionsgate, and ToeJam & Earl to Amazon. Sega gave Paramount the Puyo film rights in exchange for actual Sonic music to be in Sonic 3 and such desu +--- 635070886 +>>635070361 +>Sega gave Paramount the Puyo film rights in exchange for actual Sonic music to be in Sonic 3 and such desu +Oh neat +--- 635071982 +Arle is so funny and angsty in the first Puyo Puyo. +--- 635072074 +does anyone want to play on any of the steam releases? +--- 635075273 +>>635072074 +last time I played against someone on /v/ I was beat pretty hard. I think I still need to practice more before doing any more online games +--- 635075278 +>>635072074 +I don't own any of them nor am I good at Puyo +--- 635075357 +>>635075278 +sigh +>>635075273 +it was probably me. i am constantly trying to get people to play the game (with me) +--- 635075679 +I miss it when Puyo didn't have 1000+ characters +--- 635075828 +>>635075357 +>it was probably me. +Are you the anon who was making 14 chains? +I still can't GTR fast enough to actually use it in online games sadly +--- 635075917 +>>635075828 +maybe it wasnt me. i havent got a 14 chain in a real game in years lol. i average 8-11 nowadays +--- 635076000 +>>635075917 +I don't remember if it actually happened in the games, but I think the anon mentioned he could 14 chain before playing. +--- 635076553 +>tfw we will never see Amitie's parents +>tfw we will never see Raffina's sisters +--- 635076571 +>>635048841 (OP) +hairy smelly snatch +--- 635076708 +I only care about madou characters. these tetris losers with their shit powerpuff girls artstyle can go. witch is my wife. +--- 635076808 +ngl I really wish we got a live action / CGI Puyo movie in the early 2010s in the style of the Smurfs or Alvin and the Chipmunks +--- 635077958 +>>635077603 +>tfw Sega will never want to reveal the family and relatives of any of the characters and will choose to crank out millions of Quest OCs instead +Why are they the way they are? +--- 635079113 +>>635076808 +w +Why +--- 635080002 +>>635079113 +>quiet black screen +>Paramount Pictures logo with Puyos replacing the stars and followed by the Sega logo +>nostalgic piano theme of the main Puyo Puyo theme starts playing +>scenery of Primp Town showcasing all of the main supporting cast +>"welcome to Primp Town! My name's Arle! Arle Nadja." +>shot of Arle being playful around her friends and being happy +>"I might not be from here, but that's okay. Neither is Ringo." +>shot of a quirky Ringo failing to eat an apple +>from the creators that brought you Sonic the Hedgehog +>Puyos in the sky going out one by one as Amitie looks on +>cut to various characters covering their faces and crying +>Sig saying "what just happened" with no emotion +>"These readings... we've never seen anything quite like this before." +>Amitie gasping in shock to where she shits out red Puyos while Raffina barfs +>Accord saying "If you want to save your world, you must go beyond your own" +>she sends all the Puyo kids (Madou, Fever, and 7) through a vortex into New York City +>"this year, your favorite puzzle game, comes to life!" +>CG Arle saying "what is this place" looking up at the product placement everywhere +>CG Draco falls to a single knee, seeing how beautiful real women are +>CG Witch tries to help up CG Rulue and CG Raffina get up from nose-bleeding at celebrities +>money shot of a divorced Tom Cruise seeing his house inhabited by CG Puyos +>"what on Earth happened to my house!" +>CG buildings getting destroyed, people running and screaming by Puyo chains and stacks +>CG Ringo saying "we'll need all the help we can get!" +>Various shots of CG Puyo characters gearing up for battle with Tom Cruise +>pan-around shot of the main CG heroes (Arle, Amitie, and Ringo) looking cool in front of New York landmarks +>slow-motion scene of CG Amitie eating the real life food available at KFC +>'PUYO PUYO' +>bunch of celebrity names appear onscreen with "So Happy Together" playing +>quick shot of Satan laughing +>only in cinemas this Christmas +--- 635080919 +>>635080002 +CONFIRMED: +Suketoudara will be played by Chris Rock! +--- 635081493 +>>635080919 +>>635081281 +This but with Puyo Puyo desu +--- 635082180 +>>635080919 +>>635081281 +>>635081493 +LEAKED: +Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson will play Minotauros +--- 635082418 +>>635082180 +Please tell me that's real +--- 635084086 +BREAKING: +Joaquin Phoenix will play Popoi +--- 635084467 +>>635084086 +Keep these coming! +--- 635085018 +>>635084467 +Ryan Gosling is rumored to play Schezo Wegey +--- 635085491 +BREAKING: +Jack Black will play Panotty and will perform an original song the Paramount Puyo Puyo movie! +--- 635085718 +>>635085018 +Jesus chirst +Cast the celebrity voice actresses for Arle, Amitie, and Ringo +--- 635087852 +Consider this, if you were in charge of having to make the plot and/or sub-plots of the next Puyo Puyo game, how would you set it up? Also would a Puyo BOX with nearly every existing rule to an extent be a good idea for game-modes? + +My idea would be taking a Sonic Forces-esque route and have an custom char get involved in some sort of dimensional incident cause thats what they seem to love doing in Puyo Puyo plots as of late, and quest existing +--- 635089242 +>>635087852 +I'm not sure what kind of story the game should have, but I think it should focus on a limited set of characters from a single world. + +>custom char +I'm not sure how you would even do this in a Puyo game. The series already has plenty of characters anyway. +>dimensional incident +Not again. The series needs a new entry with an actual self-contained story that doesn't feel like a huge crossover of every game in the series. +>and quest existing +This will unfortunately probably happen, but why would you want this? + +>Also would a Puyo BOX with nearly every existing rule to an extent be a good idea for game-modes? +I think it could. Some of the modes would be a little redundant, like how transformation is basically just Fever again. The ruleset from 4 would require them to make a bunch of new abilities though. It would be nice if they brought back something similar to the rally mode. +--- 635090230 +>>635048841 (OP) +which game should i start to series with? +--- 635090726 +>>635090230 +Play them all in order. +Tsu is the best one +--- 635091797 +>>635053935 +Sounds like cope. Draco has always been a brainlet. +--- 635092470 +>>635054002 +Woah a based RingoCHAD appears??? +--- 635092595 +Ocean Prince mains are faggots and queers. +--- 635092751 +>>635091797 +Not true. Sega gave her severe brain damage to the point where she can't even fast drop or rotate her Puyos in some of the new games. Sure she was always a beginner opponent (except for Tsu where she's a high level opponent), but she was never as dumb as the Sega games have made her. +--- 635092792 +>>635078678 +Masterful pic edit. Saved. +--- 635092836 +>>635090230 +Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine +--- 635092884 +>>635083245 +Zou Daimaou is the cooler Minotauros. +Minotauros is old and busted. +--- 635092949 +>>635089242 +>Not again. The series needs a new entry with an actual self-contained story that doesn't feel like a huge crossover of every game in the series. +Finally, a post I agree with. +--- 635092994 +>>635092836 +https://youtu.be/2558kyUsDE8 [Embed] +Excellent choice. +--- 635093107 +>>635092751 +Sega unfortunately has a habit of giving the best characters brain damage. +--- 635093576 +>>635092994 +For me, its +https://youtu.be/VrOGmKkh0KE [Embed] +--- 635094186 +>>635049369 +Why is Arle helping her here? +--- 635095218 +>>635094186 +they're friends +--- 635095861 +>>635080002 +this hurt to read +--- 635096457 +>>635095218 +that's cute +it's a shame arle is autistic and doesn't understand the meaning of friendship +--- 635096525 +>>635080002 +this will happen +just like the other guy who monkey-pawed a mario movie + +i hope you're happy +--- 635098103 +!? +--- 635098268 +Why did a bunch of posts just get deleted? +--- 635099068 +>>635098268 +Draco jannies mad with power +--- 635099854 +>>635098268 +J*nnies are subhumans. More news at 11. +--- 635099858 +>>635099068 +17 deleted posts +2 of them were calling Draco stupid +--- 635099920 +>>635099068 +>jannies are pro-Draco +wtf I love jannies now! +--- 635099950 +>>635080002 +Fucking christ lmao +--- 635100172 +THE TIME HAS COME FOR ME TO CLEAR MY REPUTATION... +BY ASSAULTING THIS YOUNG GIRL! +--- 635100297 +>>635099920 +You IDIOT you already own one of those +--- 635101386 +>>635100172 +--- 635103639 +>be draco +>a humble one off mob character from madou monogatari +>climb your way to be a fan favorite +>be one of the top opponents in tsuu +>be a playable character in sun +>sega makes you into a brainlet +--- 635103763 +>>635103639 +Its not fair +--- 635103767 +>>635103639 +>Have some weird shin/beast mode that's supposed to be super busted +>never explained or brought up again +--- 635105057 +r.i.p the original, here's my doodle redraw +--- 635105438 +>>635105057 +Very nice! +--- 635106227 +Guugugugu? +--- 635106336 +>>635087852 +one of my crackpot dream games is actually a new turn-based Madou Monogatari game made by Compile Heart with the option of letting you have party members from every era of puyo puyo and maybe some characters from Curse of the Great Curry God as secret optional party members or something but the story is dark on the same level as some of CH's other games, like Death End Re;Quest or Mary Skelter. i'd also want to see them throw in some excuse to have the game be actually lewd like the HDD forms in Neptunia or the Purge minigame in Mary Skelter, if only to see how mad people would get at it + +...but for something less retarded and actually realistic, i just want a puyo story that follows up on what Fever 1 was seemingly trying to do with making Accord a villain. +--- 635107282 +I like this fish. +--- 635108890 +>>635106336 +Is the Compile Heart game any good? +--- 635109557 +draco but big? +--- 635110679 +>>635109557 +too big +--- 635113873 +They need to make another Nazo Puyo +--- 635114449 +>>635113873 +Is it in legal hell like the main series? +--- 635114535 +>>635114449 +I never thought about that. It probably is, but they could just make a puzzle Puyo Puyo game and just call it something else. +--- 635114704 +>>635075357 +buy it on the switch people play it there on puyo puyo champions +--- 635119201 +>>635107282 +How is he still around even though all of the other non-human madou characters aren't? +--- 635120527 +>>635119201 +Funny talking fish trope is eternally in vogue. +--- 635120630 +Ringo belongs to Maguro. +--- 635121969 +Only got into the franchise due to Puyo Puyo Tetris, Puyo Puyo is too hard for me, blending in Tetris just works. +--- 635122141 +>>635121837 +big puyos +--- 635123586 +>>635092751 +She's fairly powerful and not just an early game enemy in multiple Madou Monogatari titles. diff --git a/v/635053415.txt b/v/635053415.txt index c4834aedbbcbfb125101b3843e967b824a9342fe..314bb8feb6e54354d388cccbb12a027a505ad5fc 100644 --- a/v/635053415.txt +++ b/v/635053415.txt @@ -393,3 +393,507 @@ in that case, you could convert your save. there's a guide on steam and extra in --- 635086492 >>635085473 Yeah someone mentioned it before, but unfortunately it's been a while since I deleted my save. I don't mind replaying though, since I can use the new DLC/QOL stuff they've added since then +--- 635088470 +I hate builds and shit. Just let me hit things. +--- 635088734 +>>635088470 +team ninja is the wrong part of koei tecmo for you, consider omega force's warriors games +--- 635088965 +>>635088734 +Didn't have to fuck with builds in Ninja Gaiden. +Didn't have to fuck with builds in Nioh. +Didn't have to fuck with builds for 99% of this game. +--- 635089426 +>>635088734 +Not him but the excel spreadsheet autism is easily the worst part of SoP, it's just slapping numbers on your character to keep playing. +--- 635090985 +Im getting it wrong or there is some sort of glitch that let you buy limit breaks without actually spending treasure? +--- 635091027 +God I fucking love this cast of characters. + +Also is there any kind of drawback to Runic Guard? It literally feels like it can just keep eating attacks and the amount of break damage it shits out is massive. Like can the guard be broken in ANY capacity besides I'd assume unblockable attacks? +--- 635092887 +>>635091027 +it costs break to block like normal l1 guard though guard break cost might reduce that +--- 635093697 +>'ate lufenians +>'ate death machine +>'ite with gil, we cool +>'ove paladin +>'ove holy fang +>'ove being grug +>'spect jack's strength +simple as +--- 635093739 +>used extra mode for the very first time against the final steam achievement just to see what it's about +Kind of felt wrong but its nice to see this. Cyclic brainrot took me far. Now I guess I should try to get on the rift leaderboards. +--- 635093810 +>>635053415 (OP) +Don't see how. It's just shallow Nioh with worse combat. It's fun though. +--- 635095306 +>>635093697 +That's a lot of health. What does youR full build look like? +--- 635096086 +>>635053415 (OP) +>I'm also really enjoying all the levels. They're not quite dungeons but they're intricate enough that it's fun to progress through them and unlock shortcuts. +The level design in this game is so bad it makes Nioh look good +--- 635096157 +>>635056672 +God what fucking incompetent retards, Dragon Marked For Death had that problem and it didn't even take them two days to fix it. +--- 635096209 +6hrs in, this feels like Tales of Final Fantasy. Like Nioh but shittier in every aspect...worse level design...worse enemies...worse combat...worse customization...somehow even worse writing. +--- 635096369 +>skills don't carry over to other classes + +am I missing something? You just shoot for that one class you like, once you hit it you can forget about every other job? Who came up with this dumb system? +--- 635096442 +How many fucking classes are there? I'm only 6 hours in but I swear to god whenever I come to these threads to look at endgame screenshots there's always like, 5 new classes I'm seeing. +--- 635096545 +I'm finally into the lufenian difficulty build grinding stage and I have no idea what I want to build +--- 635096583 +>>635096442 +35 jobs +2 subjobs for each job +10 weapons +--- 635096664 +>>635095306 +bit misleading since i took that in rift +my paladin is pretty much done, im still looking for some specific things for my zerker secondary, which i use as a 600 cyclic lightbringer/buff bot with bahamut main blessing (to also build the stacks for paladin's 600 effect), though i still get some decent damage out of it too +each piece of gear has holy fang damage on it, with some improved effect: sentinel and greatsword combo ability damage, gear stats are focused mostly on str/stamina, and break damage effects, the majority of my stats comes from having maxed summon blessings +im playing on epic though, so ive had plenty of time to farm shit, these threads have reignited my spark for the game though and im glad all the people who waited for the steam release are finally getting to enjoy the game +--- 635096727 +>>635096664 +>zerker secondary, which i use as a 600 cyclic lightbringer/buff bot +you could swap to monk, I think focus boosts holy fang +--- 635096921 +>>635096369 +What do you mean by skills anon? All command abilities and weapon actions can be used on the other jobs +--- 635096935 +>>635096583 +Sweet Christmas +--- 635096938 +>>635096369 +Command abilities do, and so to the weapon skills you unlock. +--- 635096994 +>>635096921 +the passives like +damage or +break gauge don't carry over from what I see. +--- 635097123 +>>635096994 +Ah yeah, those are job specific. You can always put those kinds of effects in your gear. +--- 635097259 +>>635097123 +Same case for different classes withing the same job? +--- 635097439 +>>635097259 +what +--- 635097496 +>>635097259 +As in the subjobs? Im pretty sure you still get them. Just hit R2 when in the battle settings and it'll show your passive effects +--- 635097582 +>>635097259 +when you compare ultima vs evocation of the same class they have the same passive nodes just different link boosts +--- 635097696 +>>635097439 +The passives in the Knight tree are still active if im playing Knight with evocation class + +>>635097496 +>>635097582 +Thanks. +--- 635098263 +>>635096727 +admittedly i went full greatsword autist but you are correct anon, i do have some good fists locked away but they lack the stats i built for my zerker's greatsword so i guess thats another thing to add to the farm pile +--- 635098445 +>rift 19 in level 330 gear with no blessings, first try on every gilgamesh but the 1st +summoner is either broken good or i'm just good at handling dragons + +i know death machine is coming though so i'm gonna take a break and get autistic with builds now +--- 635098467 +>>635098263 +monk has a surprising amount of options, I think I used a spear with improved effect and charge speed for focus before switching to hunter for analyze. +--- 635098764 +>>635053415 (OP) +I just beat the main story and unlocked a ton of bullshit, what exactly should I be focusing on to progress towards what I assume are the dlcs, should I just be grinding CHAOS missions for crystals +--- 635098906 +>>635098764 +Replay main missions on CHAOS until you get enough gear lv for the new mission you got. Then jump into bahamut DLC +--- 635099314 +>>635098467 +>spear +>on monk +sometimes i need to remind myself these classes can use some out of the ordinary weapon choices, at least when i think monk, i think "fists" +looking now i actually had no idea breaker and samurai could fucking equip guns lmao +--- 635099428 +>>635099314 +Gun Sage is actually ridiculously fun and I was shocked to see that it could use them. Samurai and Ninja using guns is historically accurate at least +--- 635099640 +>>635099314 +For a bunch of them the weapon choices lean more into the Nioh connection. But I have no idea why they don't let Assassin use swords. It even has those fuckin weapon abilities that are full mobility based. +--- 635099741 +>>635091027 +Try using it on a fagberry's Doom N Gloom +--- 635099784 +Can the rifts be played with randoms online like the main story? +--- 635099913 +You're finally asking for help +--- 635100191 +>>635096086 +What exactly needs improving within the level design? +--- 635100236 +does dodge cancelling actions actually help or am i just sperging + +i know it's better to chain cancel but if i'm just lazy hitting with normals or using holy fang or summon where it would take the effect off does it actually help to dodge after everything + +it feels like it does but i may also be retarded +--- 635100850 +>>635100236 +If you mean compared to doing nothing at all then yes you'd probably be able to attack faster if you dodge cancel basically everything, it's just that Chain Cancel takes literally the exact same "effort" for even better gains. Bahamut has his own mechanics, his second dodge is actually an attack itself but he can also just cancel his backflip into charge attack and loop his normal combo that way. And of course in both cases Sylph and Teleport exist as well, and even some combo effects that allow you to dodge cancel at any point. +--- 635101048 +>>635100850 +is bahamut able to cancel after an r2 skill? trying to figure the best way to optimize damage with him and all i got is r1 > duel cross > dodge > repeat + +would dodging twice here be the play? didn't realize it did damage +--- 635101221 +>>635101048 +You can chain cancel out of Bahamut and into your other job, yes +--- 635101319 +>>635101221 +right, but what if i want to stay in summon? +--- 635101394 +>>635101048 +He actually can in a similar way. For all combo abilities except Dragon Blade you can go into either forward link or back link, and with Dragon Blade you can just do charge attack. +--- 635101551 +>>635101394 +that's what i wanted to know, thanks + +i was afraid i'd have to start running rapid cancel +--- 635101562 +Man I really hate to be the guy on /v/ that just observes people play new games. Never have I ever deliberately entered a thread and shit on a new game I never played. It feels like every week theres a new game /v/ discusses heavily about and I just can't bring myself to play it. I've been here since 2011 and I just can't let go or literally go anywhere. This is my home. I am happy anons are enjoying vidya when I can no loniger. God bless +--- 635102240 +>>635101562 +Just play games, bro +--- 635102417 +>>635102240 +easier said than done +--- 635102518 +>>635102417 +If you're posting and lurking here when at home, just boot up a game and play it instead +--- 635102813 +>>635102518 +maybe he's the guy that stole the going into games machine and he got stuck +--- 635103005 +>>635102813 +Maybe he used the machine to go into /v/ +--- 635103579 +>>635103005 +It's a going into "games" machine. +--- 635103874 +>>635103579 +>tfw you realize +--- 635105630 +WAKE THE FUCK UP +--- 635106428 +>get sword with shining wave +>can't stop using it +just setting radiant aura, blessed blade and shining wave and going full holy unga +--- 635106716 +If I want to grab some easy gear without destroying the difficulty of the final DLC missions, should I do Stymied runs with these settings or are they going to push the power curve further than intended? +--- 635106726 +>>635053415 (OP) +I kinda wanna play it but I've heard that the pc port is absolute dogshit +--- 635107440 +>>635106726 +I'm using a 2070 Super + Ryzen 7 and getting 45-60FPS regularly at 1440p, with all the settings maxed. You just have to set the game to 60FPS or it goes into dyansty warriors mode on Soul Burst trying to play catch up with the frames or something if you can't actually hit 120FPS reliably. + +It is blatantly not optimized well, but it's playable. There are still moments when one or two spells will nuke the framerate for some godforesaken reason but that's more of a rarity. +--- 635107785 +>>635106716 +Just loop chests in the rift. Stymied is both less efficient and gives you gear far above your level. +--- 635108048 +>>635107785 +Even if I turn off the Trials entirely? +--- 635108989 +>>635108048 +Especially if you turn off the trials entirely. +--- 635109148 +>>635108989 +That sound stupid. Why would an earlier mission give me better stuff than a later mission on the same difficulty? +--- 635109379 +>>635109148 +It's not that the stuff is better as the Summon Blessing %s are lower, but that you get guaranteed unidentified stuff to make getting the summons you want and tons of other things to help in the Rift much much faster, and it still has good Job Affinity % bases which matters much more in the long run. +--- 635109421 +>chests in the tower grant you jobs levels limit break +damn son +--- 635109612 +>>635109148 +Because I doubt it was intended for people to skip shitloads of the rift gearing process by cheesing the fuck out of easy bosses/minibosses with the mission level+ trial. Rift came out before Lufenian difficulty and blessing gears were previously unobtainable outside of bahamut store and rift if I recall correctly. +If you aren't using mission level +, then gear from Stymied is pretty shit at lufenian difficulty. +If you just finished rift 21 and decide to do mission level+ at max on stymied, you will easily trivialize the whole game because you get the equivalent of rift 200 gear. +In my opinion, it was pretty stupid of TN to release the end game dlc in the middle and not as the final one. +--- 635109618 +i thought sop was a flop, is it any good? also why "origin@"? +--- 635109791 +>>635109618 +You're viewing paid content. No one really likes nu-Square. + +>Oh my god, guys, is this shit game actually...... Good?? +>Guys let me tell you about how I mashed A - isn't ARPG combat comfy?? +>Proceeds to spam thread daily with minimal engagement of unique posters +--- 635109792 +>>635109421 +Yep, you also get some more in there once you get past floor 100. There's also some in the shop if you didn't pick those up yet either, they were added in DLC3 but they made it so you can get them the moment you get into Bahamut. +--- 635109874 +>>635109618 +Is better than good. +--- 635110058 +>>635109791 +>Thinks SoP is one button spam +I don't like new square as much as every other guy out there, but actually criticize the game for what it is. Also these threads have shitloads of people talking about their builds and giving gameplay tips to newcomers, what the hell are you on about? Why are you shitting on the one thread on /v/ that actually talks about the game without political bait or shitposting? +--- 635110091 +>>635109792 +> more in there once you get past floor 100 +what the fuck how strong can you get in this game +I get my shit pushed in by Gilgamesh 3 and I have to go through 90 other floors? +fucking hell I need to complete my builds if I want to clear anything +--- 635110117 +>>635056672 +Holy shit that's a terrible decision with how many download regions Steam supports within NA alone. +--- 635110134 +If I use a shield why am I meant to wear 2 piece equipment? +--- 635110284 +>635109791 +IKR!?!? vidya discussion? On my vee!? Hell naw! +--- 635110286 +>>635110091 +The Rift keeps going on and on well beyond the story portion that's necessary to unlock Lufenia difficulty, it originally went up to 100 which is significantly further already but DLC3 continued it up to 99999. But if you want to you can get stupidly insanely strong, but there's such crazy variety in playstyle and options that are so fun as well and the bosses and combat is great too. +--- 635110327 +>>635109791 +even the first boss will kill you in phase one for playing this braindead, but we didn't need me point out you never played the game and are hilariously out of your league in knowing a single thing about it +--- 635110479 +>>635110134 +Because the two-piece and the shield combined can get you to 600%, which is a good use of the shield's much lower Job Affinity %. +--- 635110527 +>>635110286 +I tried to play brainrot spin2win 2H sword herald of chaos +is this good for clearing stuff? +--- 635110803 +>>635110527 +>brainrot +I'm inclined to say no. But anything can be good for clearing things if used right, what matters is if you enjoy doing it and are capable of changing things up to find other things you might enjoy or if it doesn't work out as well. +--- 635110864 +Has there been any DLC-bundled release of it on any platform? +--- 635110916 +>>635110479 +I know affinities have a maximum upgrade, what’s the minimum affinity % on each gear that can reach the max when upgrading? +--- 635110935 +>>635110803 +>what matters is if you enjoy doing it +It's fun to just press one button, but I feel like it doesn't stagger enough and some enemies (namely Gilgamesh) push my shit in because I don't deal enough damage +I also though of doing a zantestuken build, does that work? I remember watching some videos years ago +--- 635110973 +Give me a cool build for level 400 bahamut diff. +I still just auto optimize my build and brute force my way through but I started to do very little damage so it becomes tedious +--- 635111042 +>>635110935 +If it's a build that spammed Chaosbringer it probably won't work anymore since they nerfed max MP gain during Chaosbringer into the ground. +--- 635111137 +>>635111042 +I noticed, that's why I have a 250% affinity with cyclic for max mp regen, then I use my secondary job (gambler) to fill up MP with my gun +feels inefficient at times, that' why I'm looking for a "better" build +--- 635111351 +>>635110916 +Job Affinity % upgrades always give the same value, so for example regardless of the base % onepiece gear will always go up by 60%. The highest values you can get though are 270% (350%) for twohanded weapons, 190% (250%) for onepiece gear, 57% (77%) for shields and I forget what for twopiece gear but I think it goes up to 550%ish. +>>635110935 +I can't say I relate, but unless you do something to make yourself invincible or ridiculously damaging then just one button won't cut it against enemies and bosses that don't stagger. Every single build can work if you think about what you're doing. Lots of people focus on pumping Zantetsuken use but it's not even that sensible considering the ability is best used as an opener for the debuff or a finisher for the auto-Soul Burst. +>>635110973 +The build where you get limit releases and level your jobs to actually use Master Points properly. The Job Affinities are right there if you want something to do, pretty much everything is cool and I don't know what you like, if you don't either then try the jobs out some more. +>>635111042 +They let Chaosbringer build max MP on Soul Burst now, but if you're in deathly need of max MP methods to even think of using it then you don't really have any business using Chaosbringer to begin with and should practice on meter management. Nothing stops the march of Youtube builds to have big number though I suppose. +--- 635111401 +>Tutorial says that you lose all your temporary items after a floor in the rift +>You don't +I don't get it. +--- 635111424 +I see SoP threads are still doing alright. Makes me wonder how well this game would have actually done if it was released on steam right away. Fuck square, they deserve the rope +--- 635111443 +>>635053415 (OP) +>God this game has some of the most satisfying action RPG classes since Dragon's Dogma. +Very sad shill attempt. +--- 635111470 +>>635111401 +If you lose the floor then you lose everything except monster memories +--- 635111515 +>>635109379 +I don't care about the Rift and dislike all the extra modifiers and consumables it throws at you. +>>635109612 +>If you aren't using mission level +, then gear from Stymied is pretty shit at lufenian difficulty. +Why? It's on the same difficulty. +--- 635111539 +>>635111424 +People would be bitching even more about atrociously inconsistent performance if the day-1 version hit Steam. +--- 635111580 +>>635111401 +You lose all the stuff if you run out of Dimension Points. You lose 500 if you die in a gateway so judge how much you have carefully and don't risk it all unnecessarily. +--- 635111950 +When does 500 gear drop from rift? It’s only 300ish. +--- 635112063 +>>635111950 +If I remember right around 20ish. +--- 635112097 +>>635111950 +i'm getting mid to high 400s at 19 +--- 635112196 +When do you unlock monster feeding and all that? I've kicked bahamut's ass and the faggot light warrior's ass twice. +--- 635112225 +>>635112196 +It's a Rift exclusive mechanic, so DLC2. There should have been a mission called Wanderer, that's the unlock for it. +--- 635112256 +>>635112225 +I'll double check. +--- 635112413 +>>635111401 +you lose when your "floor bar" is at 0 then you lose a map +--- 635112508 +>>635111539 +Its tn, just par for the course. At least if it was on steam it would have gotten fixed quicker +--- 635112598 +Just finished the main story and got to Chaos difficulty and god damn I love this game. Not quite sure what I should be doing now, I guess replay the missions for the limit breaks then jump into the DLC? Not sure what build I want to play either as the Staff's water bonk has carried me through the whole game with stupidly high range and break dmg but I'm aiming for some elemental dmg with Tyrant/Red Mage and maybe Assassin. +--- 635112819 +>>635112598 +>got to Chaos difficulty +>finished the main story +strange way to spell "tutorial" +Enjoy it anon, you're free to tackle things in any order, usually, you would limit break your jobs, but the grind got reduced, you can rush the main story and once you unlock Bahamut You'll be able to limit break your jobs even further. Just keep playing until you hit a wall that will require some power leveling in some aspects +and play whatever you want, as long as you stack those buffs and effects you can play anything +--- 635113423 +>set summoner twice to see if it lets me chain cancel without dropping out of summon +>doesn't work +guess it would be op with the summoner affinity mp boost on cancels but it was worth trying +and now i know you can set the same job twice +--- 635113772 +Does Omega always bust the Break gauge in 2 attacks or is my shit too low level? +--- 635113878 +>>635111515 +Because without the trial, you get I think rift level 30 loot, but with the trial, you get rift level 200 loot. +Higher rift levels get exponentially higher summon blessing % values, rift 30 loot is something 30-80% or within that sort of range, rift 200 can easily get your around 500-700% and these blessings will scale your stats even outside of the rift depending on the blessing type and job. +--- 635114121 +>>635113772 +Yes that's normal if you try to soul shield it, you can't be relying entirely on soul shield for defense at this point. +--- 635114408 +In what circumstance would I ever want to use Dimension Bringer over Lightbringer? +--- 635114560 +>>635114408 +holds a boss in place while you go apeshit, literally makes them a punching bag for its duration +--- 635114662 +>decide to grind out gear to 200 after completing the campaign rather than just equipping the Warrior of Light equipment +>try a 210 mission (or 215) to unlock Void Knight limitless +>getting shafted +Do you start making build's with Job Affinities around this level or later on. I feel like I need them now +--- 635114709 +>>635114662 +Forgot to mention, I'm 212 at the moment with a level-appropriate weapon +--- 635114808 +>>635114662 +i didn't start until like rift 10 +--- 635114824 +>>635114662 +A good way to check if the gear difference is specifically fucking you is to look at the amount of break damage you're doing. If hitting stuff with skills is barely dealing any more Break than HP damage then you're getting an extra penalty for being below the expected range. +--- 635114901 +>>635114808 +>>635114824 +Okay, I'll just gitgud I guess, my damage is mostly fine on break but the mobs are starting to hit like a fucking truck now and they didn't feel like that before +--- 635115120 +Which are best riff gates to focus on? +--- 635115169 +>>635114901 +On the defensive side, if you're dying because one hit chunks your entire break bar and staggers you into death then the game wants you to have more Stamina. You can punch above your weight by using Utsusemi and Sentinel which are incredibly stupid skills and basically a design mistake. All of the excessive single hit damage and super rapid bulldog attack bosses are made necessary by the existence of these dumb skills which definitely shouldn't give you passive poise and immunity to break damage but we just had to have superhuman player side toys which break the game. + +You're probably going to find at some point that it's easier to pop Sent/Utsusemi and just stand there tanking hits with your face while you unload max damage output into a boss than it is to actually learn the fight mechanics. +--- 635115690 +>>635099913 +Cute hag, would marry +--- 635118356 +>>635113878 +>you get I think rift level 30 loot +That's why I was asking you dipshit. I specifically wanted to farm stuff that wouldn't trivialize Lufenian difficulty. +--- 635119209 +Well that all felt fucking tragic. +>Jack doesn't even smash the crystals to dust this time +Pain + +Also jesus fucking christ, what a terrible stage. The visual clarity was so bad it actually hampered my enjoyment of the game, which is a shame because the boss fight was really cool too. +--- 635119298 +redpill me on duelist vs any other green class +--- 635119470 +>>635119209 +At least it is a fairly short area. You just smash those 3 statues after each short side area and you are done. +But yeah visually it felt like someone vomitted all over my eyes. +Boss was pure kino though. +--- 635119734 +>Get to around average item level 400 +>start the Gilgamesh DLC +>item drops are around 310 +Should I have started sooner? +--- 635119858 +>>635119298 +Weakspot totally mogs all regular pushable enemies because it's an invulnerable gapcloser that wall/floor splats and crits from the front. On bosses it's an additional i-frame that you can do from neutral to add to the i-frames you get from all the direction spins while attacking, so at any given moment you always have access to some kind of invulnerable attack to go through boss swings instead of just dodging. Duelist also has a bonus crit link after side dodges and the on parry link works when cancelling Weakspot into a skill so you have very easy access to links that will trigger Samurai 600% +--- 635120017 +>>635119734 +I made the same mistake anon. +--- 635120148 +>>635120017 +Now that I'm getting ass kicked by Gilgamesh's bossfight I'm not so sure +--- 635120270 +>>635119209 +yeah, ff6 got shafted with the literal trash stage. magitek research facility would've been cooler. +--- 635120389 +So what's the story with this game's development? Did Nomura write some cringe fanfiction and rather than wasting resources making it themselves, Square hired a B tier dev to make it for them? + +I'm not very far (just got past astos castle) but it's hard to tell if it's a self aware parody or 100% sincere. The scene after fighting Garland at the start is fucking perfect. You can equip a Fedora on Jack and he canonically listens to Nu Metal on his phone. It gives me the same vibes as MGR or that Gamergate Law and Order episode. +--- 635120525 +>>635120389 +FF turned 35. +--- 635121091 +>>635120389 +It's 100% sincere. The mood does change for the better later on. +--- 635121265 +>>635118356 +You asked if farming Stygian was worth it and I answered it is not unless you use that mission level+ trial, I don't get why you are calling me a dipshit for answering the question. If you have lots of Arcanium Crystals, you are better off loading into the Rift, opening chests, unidentifying then return to world, rinse and repeat. +--- 635121501 +Is there an upper limit for a Summon's Blessing? Could I Replicate and then Fuse nine hundred of the same weapon to get +900% of a single blessing? +Does a higher Blessing percentage even affect anything? +--- 635121668 +>>635120389 +Other than buying the game because you expected it would be cringe-kino, edgey 2000's nostalgia, the marketing and especially the first half of the game does an injustice to the second half of the games story in my opinion. The first half is literally a generic protagonist go to the four mcguffins because CHAOS, theres setup for later on in the story with hints and clues but I won't lie, I was getting pretty bored of the story at the start, with only Jack being an absolute sigma male making me laugh and enjoy it. +--- 635121702 +>>635120389 +It is 1000% sincere, because it is a story with both self-contained time loops and memory loss, it all has to appear disjointed and awkward at first. However, it does all fall into place, and when you look back to certain scenes, they have way more impact. +Then you go even further, and the context is expanded. +--- 635121746 +>>635121501 +>Does a higher Blessing percentage even affect anything? +stat gain, there's some balancing so two slot/sns are equivalent but a 900% piece gives about 9x the stats that same piece would at 100% +--- 635121798 +How to pirate the latest version of the game? +--- 635121820 +>>635120389 +Nomura wrote an accurate state of affairs for SE at the moment. Using 1 was not an accident. +Darkness is necessary for the moment. +But it will be wiped away when the time comes. +--- 635121961 +I am genuinely in so much fucking pain right now. A game hasn't made me feel this bad in awhile, and Jack's VA deserves a fucking award. + +I feel like I need a smoke. +--- 635122810 +>>635121265 +You need to learn how to read bro. +>should I do Stymied runs with these settings or are they going to push the power curve further than intended? +I'm not posting the image again but Mission Level+ wasn't enabled. +--- 635123013 +In your opinion what's better? Break Damage or HP Damage? +--- 635123186 +>>635123013 +"Damage" also gives break damage, so when 1:1 damage is obviously better, but you will generally see higher values for Break damage. Then obviously it depends how you're killing the eneimes. +--- 635123553 +>>635122810 +The only Dragon Trial that actually fucks up the power curve is the mission level+, I thought it would have been apparent with the answer given. +No, the setup in your image won't screw over the power curve, only until you start using mission level+ to get loot beyond what you are expected. diff --git a/v/635068030.txt b/v/635068030.txt index 76afadf3086395a8dccb1dd75c88df9690db312f..910455ab4bb4dabb503d10d3b88115da14fc75f6 100644 --- a/v/635068030.txt +++ b/v/635068030.txt @@ -183,3 +183,644 @@ Sure i can agree with your other points but she looks great in 8. Also we just s Yep, the only problem I will always have with her is that French women are brunettes with blue or green eyes. --- 635086559 it's about time for elferan to come back +--- 635087617 +>>635068030 (OP) +Almost cute +--- 635087838 +>>635068030 (OP) +i miss girly girls in media... +--- 635087919 +>>635087838 +Lili will be a buff, non-dress wearing bulldyke in Tekken 9. +--- 635087929 +>>635087617 +Boy I can't wait for you fags to spam this every thread telling people they should be mad instead of talking about video games. +--- 635088006 +>>635084904 +>Her face now looks hotter than that CGI picture you posted tho.. Sure i can agree with your other points but she looks great in 8. Also we just saw an introduction of her, you're jumping to conclusions a bit too fast +--- 635088861 +>>635087617 +But I like the shorts/spats under skirt. +--- 635090968 +>>635087617 +Shorts under skirt is kino +>>635088861 +What are some other examples of this +--- 635091129 +>>635068030 (OP) +People have already commented on the terrible anti-aliasing on the hair, but for me the biggest problem is the weirdly sized nose. +--- 635091438 +>>635068030 (OP) +10/10 design, blonde white women are angels on earth +--- 635091515 +>>635068030 (OP) +Made for ryona +--- 635091698 +>>635086354 +the french have all sorts of different phenotypes because france is literally in the middle of western europe so they have influences from all neighboring countries +--- 635092582 +>>635087919 +nyooooooooooooooo :'( +--- 635093178 +>>635068030 (OP) +Maybe I should play Tekken... +--- 635093193 +>>635087929 +Just filter the image. He's gonna keep doing it since it gives him the attention he doesn't get in his own personal life. +--- 635093256 +>>635091438 +RAEP GRILL +--- 635093364 +>>635091698 +Lol I remember this whore. What was her username again? +--- 635093504 +>>635068030 (OP) +>cute +That word is clearly not what you think it means. +--- 635093518 +>>635091698 +>neighboring countries +--- 635094206 +>>635093518 +obviously talking about wypipos here +--- 635094679 +>>635087929 +>>635093193 +I'll keep spamming it until you stop being a sheep and start fighting back +--- 635094793 +>>635094679 +>calls people sheep +>then tells them what to do +lmao hypocrite +--- 635094889 +END STRIVE! +--- 635094963 +>>635093518 +maybe it wouldn't look like that if whites could actually reproduce. so importing is based and redpilled. +--- 635095113 +>>635068030 (OP) +Lili's design is great in theory but in every game her actual model has looked bad. This time looks like a huge improvement though. +--- 635095272 +>maybe it wouldn't look like that if whites could actually reproduce. so importing is based and redpilled. +--- 635095308 +>>635091438 +>Black Rock Coffee Bar +>villain has a questline for romance +--- 635096001 +>>635094793 +I have lived to the point where gamers are cucks who dont want coomer stuff in their games, gamers used to be based back in the day, (You) wouldve sided with Jack Thompson +--- 635096026 +>>635096001 +>posts modern Simpsons +>calls others cucks +--- 635096115 +>>635096026 +Derailing is what people do once theyve lost an argument +--- 635096156 +>>635096115 +Isn't that what you were doing from the start Modern Simpsons fan? +--- 635096205 +>>635084904 +>high-class giga Stacy energy and strong confidence +her family's business went bankrupt, she's broke lol +--- 635096301 +>>635096156 +Nope +--- 635096368 +SUPER OMEGA ULTRA GIGA TERRA ULTIMATE CUTE AS FUCK +--- 635096898 +sigh… I wish I could smell lili’s pits +--- 635096950 +>>635068030 (OP) +>safe horny +--- 635097184 +>>635084904 +Why do female characters in fighting games look like trans? +--- 635097498 +>>635070286 +easier to pick up than 2D games but also harder to master +--- 635097540 +>>635070286 +Tekken is one of the most casual games there is, yes even more casual than SF +--- 635097554 +>>635097184 +Obsessed +--- 635097568 +>>635091129 +Nose is fine if you're not Jewish. +--- 635097572 +GOOD FUCKING GOD IMAGINE TEKKEN GIRLS GETTING DICKED DOWN BY MUSCULAR BACK MEN +--- 635097642 +>>635097184 +You will never look like a woman you tranny. +--- 635097673 +>>635068030 (OP) +She censored +--- 635097676 +>>635093518 +>2012 +shit so it's even worse now +--- 635097741 +Why are all the stages so fucking dark and dreary looking? Is everything at over at the Tekken team? +--- 635097798 +>All the Lili threads on /v/ right now +--- 635097819 +>>635068030 (OP) +The little creases in her stockings around her knees = neuron activation +--- 635097852 +>>635097184 +BECAUSE TRANNNIES CAN FUCKING SMAAAAAAAAAAAASH +--- 635098354 +>>635068030 (OP) +I'm surprised but her French isn't actually grating for once. Overall 10/10 character, thank you Mr Harada. +--- 635098389 +>>635068030 (OP) +>french girl +>no hairy pits +wasted potential +--- 635098501 +>>635098389 +She's not French. +--- 635098580 +>>635098501 +Monegasque, French, tomatoes, tamaters +--- 635098834 +Man Tekken intros are so shitty now. I miss when they just showed off their martial art style +--- 635099286 +>>635098501 +>émilie de rochefort +--- 635099306 +>>635097184 +tranny bangs +--- 635099642 +>>635099306 +How about twintails? +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkLhO-kVOxs [Embed] +--- 635100108 +>>635098580 +US, Canadian, tomato, tomahto +--- 635100267 +>>635099286 +??? +--- 635100371 +>>635070286 +Extremely easy to pick up and "hard" to master. There is a reason why every casual likes tekken. +--- 635100423 +>>635068030 (OP) +She mid. Lol. Lmao even! +--- 635100582 +>>635100423 +She has always been mid tier +--- 635100662 +French women...those blonde hair and pale skin...accent so beautiful...they're like goddesses +--- 635100864 +>>635086354 +Don't let the Japs know. +--- 635101001 +>>635087929 +>>635060867 → +--- 635101372 +>>635101001 +Glad to see Tekken threads are going the Street Fighter thread route, God I hate this fucking site. +--- 635101398 +>>635097673 +Is this gonna be like SC6 where you can dress up main characters and use bits and pieces of their costumes? Maybe you can take the shorts off. +--- 635101502 +It's been years since I played Tekken 7. +Does the characters have alternative costumes? +--- 635101750 +>>635091438 +What kind of boys have these kind of girls as gfs nowadays? Are these women even in relationships or just with Chad of the month? +--- 635101812 +PLEASE PLAY SOULCALIBUR INSTEAD WE ARE BETTER AND COOL PLEASE PLAY US PLEASE. +--- 635101825 +>>635068030 (OP) +Would have made more sense if she was chasing a dog +--- 635101896 +>>635101502 +Shut the fuck up, you've never played a Tekken game in your life. They've had alternate costumes since 1. +--- 635101984 +>>635100267 +monaco isn't a real country it's a small town in the south of france where rich people live to avoid taxes +--- 635102016 +>>635101812 +>Cassandra +--- 635102151 +>>635096001 +Imagine Lili just fighting barefoot with just boxer shorts and a T-shirt. +--- 635102185 +>>635097554 +>>635101812 +I like it how based Japs think European = blonde. Blonde French, blonde Greeks. +--- 635102247 +>>635102016 +Talim. +--- 635102424 +>>635102247 +My preferred cocksleeve. +--- 635102627 +>>635068030 (OP) +She's... she's perfect. +--- 635102891 +>>635102185 +If you put european people in your game you may as well make them blond. Japanese have this obsession with blond hair because it's exotic to them. Then again most women dye their hair blond too. + +t. non blond euro +--- 635103068 +>>635070925 +holy BASED +--- 635103191 +>>635102151 +I don't get it, youd like that? I don't find that mental picture erotic but I don't judge +--- 635103196 +>French character +>make her look Russian +??? +--- 635103283 +>>635101984 +Which has its own borders, flag, laws and people. Don't be the sort of dumb cunt who says the Pope lives in Rome. +--- 635103330 +>>635102891 +I'm a pale black haired/brown shit eyed euro as well. But I'm a filthy slav, so a lot of our women are actual blondes. +--- 635103530 +>>635101398 +I don't think so, every single game now has censored panties, with any luck well get bikinis but even that is uncertain, generation of cucks +--- 635103610 +>>635103283 +That's because he lives in Italy. +--- 635103631 +>>635097798 +As it should be, spread the word and harass the devs on Twitter till they bring the panties back, youve proven you can, with Adas VA, now do it again but for something that actually matters +--- 635103769 +>>635070286 +it's kinda easy at first, hell when you initially start actually learning it and gets better after you learn 1 million things about it, definitely doable tho, just don't be a bitch +--- 635103818 +>>635103283 +she's a french girl living in monaco, sorry you're profoundly autistic +--- 635103913 +>>635094679 +holy reddit +--- 635103965 +>>635103610 +Nope, he lives in the Vatican, which like Monaco is its own country. +--- 635104059 +>>635103818 +She's a Monegasque girl living in Monaco, sorry you're profoundly wrong. +--- 635104125 +>>635068030 (OP) +This game is getting shit on by Twitter yet Street Fighter 6 is praised on Twitter. Curious. +--- 635104142 +>>635104059 +oh sure she must be speaking monegasque in the trailer then right? woops no she speaks french because she's french, sneed seethe cope dilate etc +--- 635104327 +>>635104125 +people hasn't gotten their hands on tekken 8. sf6 is ugly but fun to play. +--- 635104354 +>>635068030 (OP) +Ojousamas are life +--- 635104439 +>>635104142 +and you're speaking English because you're English right +--- 635104535 +I wish these two would get along so well. +--- 635104628 +>>635104439 +why yes me old chap how do you know +--- 635105014 +>>635103913 +Right back at back at you, buddy +--- 635105094 +>>635102891 +Hply shit japs are so dumb +--- 635105340 +>>635101812 +Dropped SC after they turned Hilde into an impure slut. +--- 635105537 +>>635103818 +actually she lives on my dick n balls man +--- 635105804 +>>635091129 +--- 635105895 +>>635086354 +>>635091698 +Monegasque people are ethnically closer to Italians than to French +--- 635106220 +>>635105014 +I'm not angry over sexy fictional girls. I'm angry at people who get angry over sexy fictional girls not dressing like strippers. +--- 635106437 +>>635068126 +--- 635106453 +>>635101812 +>>635102247 +>>635102654 +I will now play your game. +How do you make them shine like that? +--- 635106562 +>pussy chaser +Wow! She's just like me! +--- 635106626 +>>635106562 +Yeah, she never catches it either. +--- 635106679 +>>635080236 +Keep lying to yourself faggot +--- 635106686 +>>635097184 +Rent free. +--- 635106812 +>>635081949 +>tekken is a button masher +if you don't plan on winning, quit trying to downplay it you faggot +--- 635106913 +>>635106686 +>i hack my biology +got an axe to grind with trans folx or something, bigot? +--- 635107082 +>>635106220 +Same thing, go back +--- 635107164 +>>635105804 +Name? +--- 635107301 +>>635097184 +Youve never seen a troon irl, they aren’t like your porn you freak +--- 635107306 +>>635106686 +>i hack my biology +>i am a pioneer you see +The only hacking you did was hacking off your genitals you dumb fuck. Holy fucking enuchs boasting about being castrated. You're nothing new in world history buddy, you're a castrated male, there's been plenty of those in history. +--- 635107397 +>>635093518 +Oh no, people in one of the largest tourist hubs on earth look different than almost 100 years ago... +--- 635107476 +French women.... +blonde... +white... +beautiful... +hhua +--- 635107570 +I don't like the hit sounds. Too masculine +--- 635107580 +>>635107476 +>>635105895 +--- 635107661 +>>635105895 +man mutts are so fucking dumb it's amazing +--- 635108050 +Harada is going through a phase. Twenty minutes of her getting raped by Leroy: https://youtu.be/TT8BYOlAtu0 [Embed] +--- 635108123 +>>635102185 +As a white, I’m fine with this, it’s neat +--- 635108514 +>>635068030 (OP) +Is T8 even coming out in 2023 +--- 635108795 +>>635093518 +What went so wrong? +--- 635108832 +Women being good at fighting is really immersion breaking +--- 635108951 +>>635097676 +It white people in yellow jackets now, France finally had enough. +--- 635109110 +>>635108514 +Nah, 2024 +--- 635109136 +>>635091438 +>posts a woman with dyed hair +--- 635109776 +>>635101750 +I'd imagine it must be the latter. No one else would even dare approach a chick that looks like that I reckon + +I always assume those girls must have a boyfriend and 10+ backups lined up, not even worth bothering with +--- 635109790 +Not gonna lie. I love her new design and her legs are just pure sex. +--- 635111252 +>>635107476 +>Fr*nch +>White +Lel +--- 635111345 +what the fuck is this +no one talks about it +--- 635111560 +>>635106220 +lmao that's the exact same shit, fucktard +back to resetera +--- 635111654 +>>635106686 +>I hack my biology +that's one way to put it +--- 635111771 +>>635088861 +>but, you see, having shorts instead of panties is better cuz i'm a peon who doesn't enjoy seeing various types of lingerie +ftfy +ngmi +b2reddit +--- 635112151 +>>635094963 +Shalom +Your "people" used media power to brainwash white women into thinking they want to be career women and not mothers, and then conveniently introduced a "solution" to important illiterate monkeys as a workforce, with the real goal of Aryan genocide as laid out in detail by the Founding Father of the European Union, Richard Coudenhove-Kalergi in his 1918 book Praktischer Idealismus +Don't try your kike ploys here, it won't work. Try reddit. +--- 635112190 +>>635107397 +Those shitskin vermin are not tourists, they are invaders +--- 635112249 +>>635106220 +Those are the same thing. You are mad at sexy women in fiction and in real life, because you try to be one but don't even pass as an ugly hag of a woman, you instead look like Frankensteins monster in a dress. +--- 635112583 +>>635112151 +Actual schizo post. +--- 635112606 +>>635103631 +What do you mean they achieved something with Ada VA? Is Capcom bringing back the old VA after criticism? I cant find anything like that on Google +--- 635112636 +>>635094679 +Oh my god just shut the fuck up you pathetic poltard +--- 635112768 +>>635112583 +Ah yes pointing out the objective truth = schizo +Shalom again, rat +--- 635112817 +>>635112636 +Fuck off tranny, that guy is based +Everyone here needs to go @ Harada to change those retarded shorts into panties +--- 635112856 +>>635112768 +You have long forgotten what any of those words mean once you decided to shovel shit inside your brain all day. +--- 635112936 +>>635112817 +I swear, you people barely play games. You just cry endlessly on this board about inconsequential shit and look for the next thing to cry about. +--- 635113146 +>>635068030 (OP) +Thank you Bandai Namco, her T7 outfit was atrocious. Now I don't feel the need to swap her into original costume +--- 635113215 +>>635101812 +I FUCKING WANT TO BUT YOUR NET CONNECTIVITY IS SHIT COMPARED TO TK +--- 635113456 +>>635111771 +many girls wear safety shorts when wearing a skirt, it's to keep them safe from degenerate eyes like yours. +--- 635113835 +>>635070286 +It's like Dead or Alive. +--- 635114048 +>>635112936 +>inconsequential shit +>it's just a minor change, why you haff to be mad +If it's just a minor change why change it in the first place? +inb4 inane rambling about "not playing games" when the people who ask for these changes don't play games themselves. It's always in one direction only with you freaks. Unfortunately for you this is a two way street. +--- 635114582 +>>635070286 +It's really not. Even though characters can have hundreds of moves, you only need a dozen or so to fight effectively. The real difficulty for new players is the amount of defensive options you have and aquiring the knowledge needed to defend. A lot of moves in tekken are very strong if the opponent doesn't know the proper way to deal with it (examples: hellsweep, chloe's back turned stuff, russian assault, kat's 44444, the entire characters of king and hwoarang) and it can be hard to acquire this knowledge. Once you've been playing the game long enough you can figure out the defensive solutions to moves you've never seen without labbing though. But it takes quite a while. +--- 635115296 +>>635103631 +All that happened with Ada's VA was her deleting her Instagram, how does that prove anything +--- 635115434 +>>635102247 +based + +>>635106453 +definitely a mod +--- 635115830 +>>635115434 +--- 635116443 +>>635096001 +lmao gamers are faggots, a lost cause, you won't accomplish anything +--- 635117194 +>>635087617 +She dress like that for several games already, it's like that in T7, too. +--- 635117210 +>>635108795 +>colonize africa +>feel bad about colonizing africa instead of just not giving a shit +>open your country to africans because of white guilt and virtue signaling +It's just a massive post-colonial circlejerk. Europeans cucked themselves because they had no spine. +--- 635117290 +>>635070286 +not in low ranks +--- 635117437 +>>635106220 +Have you ever seen how women dress when they go out? +Vidya characters are pretty mild compared to that shit. +--- 635117518 +>>635108795 +mutts drove out the people who managed the city in the first photo +--- 635117897 +>>635111345 +It's a small thurible, she just likes smelling nice. +--- 635118015 +>>635090968 +--- 635118023 +>>635070286 +Learn how to Korean backdash and you're literally ready to be an Evo champion. +--- 635118228 +>brown mutts salivating over rape fantasies towards Nordic women +Every time. You can smell the curry and churros in this thread +--- 635118280 +>>635118228 +>see cute girl +>thinks about men +I'm so tired of you homos +--- 635118468 +>>635114048 +To have a new costume preset, alongside the classic, original one. You know, like theyve done since what, was it tekken 4? Of course I trust you know this, as you obviously and clearly enjoy tekken and have played it for many hours, right anon? +--- 635118523 +>>635094679 +>>635096001 +>>635103631 +GAMERS RISE THE F*CK UP!! +--- 635118735 +>>635118228 +Barbary slave trade lasted longer than american slavery and had more victims. The french actually promised their african subjects in their colonies that they could rape german women if they fought against the nazis. + +This isn't anything new. +The Telegraph in the UK actually bitched about how problematic these historic galleries are. +--- 635118851 +>>635118468 +>inane rambling about "not playing games" +Clock work, monsieur apologist. The trend is the trend. I guess you were in the SF6 threads as well, creaming your pants over basic gym thot workout gear? +--- 635118947 +>>635111345 +It's the bell that controls the fat ugly retard +--- 635119134 +>>635091129 +What's wrong with it? It's a proper thin, defined sharp european nose that moves to a proper defined brow that will guarantee beautiful female and male children. If anything her nose being that shitty asian mobile game 3D one before was wrong. +--- 635119186 +>>635118735 +>Barbary slave trade +Tell us some more anon. I've heard of the Barbary slave trade but never bothered looking into it. You've piped my interest. +--- 635119340 +Wow, a fighting game character....that's just pure white. Blonde french vanilla. Snow. Milk. +--- 635119380 +>>635118149 +Lili's cute futacock. +--- 635119428 +>>635068030 (OP) +At least the sameface is gone now. Tekken 7 was so ugly it was unreal. +--- 635119571 +>>635119186 +Biggest and most brutal slave trades in recorded history. Arabs were literally castrating their negro male slaves for example and thats why you dont have niggers in ME unlike in america where mutts actually treated their slaves a lot better because it was investment for them. Good reads I suggest checking it out as its completly memory holed by entire world lol. +--- 635119712 +>>635119571 +Give me some more bite sized examples as I have a feeling there's gonna be too much to read through. +--- 635119775 +>>635119571 +Same happened with jews. Germany mass genocided them and germany is basically jew free. Now look at what happened with america and welcoming jews with open arms. +--- 635119827 +>>635119571 +>>635119186 +>Biggest and most brutal slave trades in recorded history +> Arabs were literally castrating their negro male slaves +It was about europeans getting enslaved by north africans. + +What you're talking about is the north atlantic slave trade, which was europeans/americans/jews/arabs buying slaves from african slavers. +--- 635121053 +>>635112936 +You are the ones who don't play games, clearly. All you do is whine about sexy female characters, your entire life revolves around your tranny agenda. Hang yourself, eunuch. +--- 635121878 +>>635106686 +>Some actual human being created this image and posted it 100% unironically +Jesus fucking Christ +--- 635122042 +>>635070286 +One of the best kind of game: easy to pick up and have fun, hard to master. + +To me it's like Rocket League. +--- 635122345 +>>635068030 (OP) +should I invest in MSZ? +--- 635122381 +>>635070286 +Its playable and very fun even on the most casual level if you play against casual friends. If you go online, you will get your shit pushed in at the lowest ranks unless you really put in time and effort to learn the complex mechanics. +--- 635122382 +>>635118851 +I dont give a shit if you play tekken or not, wouldnt make a difference to me considering the skill level someone this retarded would be hardstuck at. Im just pointing out the situation youre arguing is made up, it doesnt exist, nothing is being "changed". Youre getting a new costume, no ones coming for your old one as its tekken tradition to include classic costumes. Which again, you'd know if you ever at any point played tekken since tekken 3 maybe. +--- 635122586 +oi what are those +--- 635122772 +>>635096001 +Age is not synonym of intelligence mate. Get your shit together. +--- 635122952 +Can't wait for the porn. +--- 635123263 +>>635106220 +I can tell you're white +--- 635123274 +>>635068526 +people with good taste. +--- 635123527 +>>635122382 +>is made up, it doesnt exist, nothing is being "changed" +Is this amateur gaslighting? + +>>635122772 +>Age is not synonym of intelligence mate +NTA but his remark isn't at all related to age or intelligence, it's simply about the cyclical nature of society/culture. Trendies who scoff at those they consider lower than they are because they want to look at naked women have always been a part of society, it's just that they come and go. 30 years ago dudes would have a stash of mags under their bed which they cherished because getting your eyes on naked women was a rarity but these days fuckwits have the luxury of internet porn and can pretend to be pure and moral, standard bearers of absolute morality while their browsers are full of shit that would make serial killers 50 years ago wince. + +(You) can pretend to not like/want to see half naked women but everybody who isn't as retarded as you are knows you're eating shit with a smile. +--- 635123557 +>>635068030 (OP) +She looks like a tranny. Why did they have to make this game woke? +--- 635123605 +>>635123557 +>babby's first false flag shitpost diff --git a/v/635068726.txt b/v/635068726.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..90f062fe6eba1006525bf68abe63eec00531f4af --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635068726.txt @@ -0,0 +1,1108 @@ +----- +--- 635068726 +play war thunder +where russian bias is due to german players being bad +--- 635068814 +No I'm waiting for Enlisted +--- 635069481 +>>635068726 (OP) +Planes are aids to play against +--- 635069619 +>>635068814 +its already out +then it died +--- 635069728 +>>635068726 (OP) +Will consider when they introduce a Ukraine tree or setup permanent donations to Ukraine as a % of all income considering the game was developed in Russia and they moved to Czech to avoid sanctions. +--- 635069817 +I just watch these when I'm bored. The Israeli music fits + +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2G49pMnoYM [Embed] +--- 635069818 +>>635069728 +ukrainian vehicles already in game +see t-64B +--- 635069875 +>>635069818 +They are part of the USSR tree though which is an insult to injury at this point. +--- 635070060 +This game is the epitome of sunken cost fallacy +It's a shame it's still the best competitive tank/plane simulator. +I think the realistic ballistics/damage models have spoiled me to the point where I won't play a game without them +--- 635070082 +>>635069875 +so? +south Africa is part of the British tree +anyways since ukraine used to be part of USSR +USSR tree should get challengers, leopards, etc now. +--- 635070087 +>>635069817 +>first clip is a drone +deserved, you killed this game +--- 635070151 +>>635070082 +Am I not the only person who gets that weird screen tearing effect with a 4k monitor? +--- 635070623 +>>635070082 +I really wish I could play high tier SPAA without having to grind out the rest of the tanks. Some of the early tier SPAA just makes me want to kill myself. Even worse when you unlock a next tier SPAA and it's eons worse than the last one +--- 635070957 +I played for planes and the format is ass. Instead of doing anything to change how it fundamentally plays and address universal problems like bombers clogging up matchmaking in air RB or the whole "climb to center" thing in props heavily favoring some vehicles over others they just tweak random values and throw out a shiny new plane whenever the community gets too mad. +--- 635070996 +>>635070623 +high tier SPAA isn't that useful +its easier to kill by bringing an aircraft of your own +since a competent air striker will notice your missiles coming from the ground and break off +--- 635071165 +>>635070996 +kek is that what high tier is like? +--- 635071325 +>>635071165 +yes +--- 635071758 +>>635068726 (OP) +>y war thunder +I played it when it was just out and loved german tanks because it was super easy to play on them. +>>635069875 +>hich is an insult to injury a +ukrainains are commie shit. They only pretends to be a na-i. + +You will much more na-is in rus. +and I don't say that it anything bad. +>>635068726 (OP) +>russian +sovits tanks was very bad or just required higher skill. +I honestly give up. +--- 635071941 +>>635071758 +>sovits tanks was very bad or just required higher skill. +beyond the shit depression the soviet tanks are mostly all great and their ammo deletes 95% of the enemy tanks +--- 635072857 +>>635071165 +to be honest though +it can vary wildly +from long range BVR at the start of matches +the midfight clusterfuck furball +and the tense endgame 1v1/2v2s +https://streamable.com/zrn9c1 +--- 635073423 +>>635072857 +I'm surprised so few pop flares +--- 635073694 +Great rendering system Gaijin +--- 635073803 +quit dumping your shitty webms and kill yourself dogenigger +--- 635073857 +Only the greatest of spalling here with M900 +>>635073803 +I'm not dogefag, otherwise I'd show my name. +--- 635073953 +kys dogeguy +--- 635074053 +>>635068726 (OP) +I bought into the closed beta all those years ago hoping it'd be better than World of Tanks. Russian Bias was even worse and it was a fight with these cocksuckers every time they fucked over everyone else because their xaxaxa tanks were getting shit on. Never played it since. +--- 635074391 +>>635068726 (OP) +I haven't played in ages because I got sick of how inconsistent the game was after all these years. Started in 2013, played until a couple of years ago, tried playing againt recently and barely lasted 2-3 matches because of how completely random everything felt. The sheer volume of things that made me raise my eyebrows as I got "le Gaijin'd" just stopped me from playing it. +--- 635074474 +>>635074053 +Based, I might play now if the Russian bias is that one-sided. +--- 635074526 +>>635074053 +>russian bias +>t-34-85 is a light tank in armor at 5.7 +>while the panther has a frontal profile that would make a heavy tank blush +--- 635074604 +>>635074474 +It's not and never has been, ever. At top tiers there's a "Russian bias" in the sense that the game's map designs favour Russian tanks (because they can just W into battle and left click things and respawn repeatedly) but "Le rossiyan bias GRR" is, genuinely, an extreme coping mechanism by bad players. Just dogshit retards who can't play the game and are mad that their undeadable Tiger can get memed by a T-34-85 if they don't angle properly. +--- 635074619 +>>635068726 (OP) +i swear to god playing germany makes you mentally retarded +i noticed it happening to me mid grind to the tiger +also sales when +--- 635074835 +bias thunder +--- 635074916 +>>635074835 +no proof that was the killing shot. +could have been shot in the side and detonated the ammo rack +--- 635074931 +>>635074526 +Panthers are trash because the face of the turret is an easy to hit weak point. +--- 635074935 +>>635074604 +>their undeadable Tiger can get memed by a T-34-85 if they don't angle properly. + +Sooo....just like irl? +--- 635075047 +>>635068726 (OP) +>Germany players are almost always fucking terrible +>The only time they can consistently win is by monkey-moding lineups filled with german wonderwaffles +>The players are still so fucking bad though that they nerf opponents or lower german tank BRs to help with winrate +>Gaijin distrusts the dichotomy of german players/opportunist clubbers so much that Germany can't have HVAP on their 37mm AA anymore +>Meanwhile other nations are left as-is and newer stuff is covered in HVAP fuckery +>USA left to rot with shitty 40mm bofors on CAS-bait vehicles +>Newest Russian addition is a 6.3 (they wanted it at 5.7 during testing) Czech 30mm armoured truck that functions better than any of the german 3.7-6.7 AA ever did +Finally +>Next battlepass is a bunch of lame shit +>Shittier P51 +>Centurion Mk2 that will probably be too high a BR despite just being a Cent1 with a Cent3 turret (just the turret not the gun) +I hope they are saving the fun shit for the summer event. They always have retarded and fun vehicles. + +>>635074526 +>Panther is basically a 1-dimensional heavy tank +>still gets farmed by everything else because the players are so fucking bad +>There are panthers now at 5.3 because they were bullied so hard from shit players +>Gaijoobles even added the vk3002m, a panther with higher mobility and marginally worse frontal hull armour, at 5.0 +>still gets shit on +--- 635075195 +>>635074931 +https://streamable.com/7gy4m0 +>the germgroid actually believes this +>>635075047 +i have an insane KDR on my german tanks compared to my slavshit +but dear god the winrates at 5.7 are quadruple aids +--- 635075196 +>>635074935 +The simple fact is that everybody wants to win, nobody wants to lose. If it were up to 99.99% of players, their faction and vehicles of choice would be literally unkillable with instadeath railguns equipped to their turrets while every single enemy is forced to sit in spawn getting butchered with absolutely no way of responding. Nobody wants to "play" the game, they just want an easy power fantasy where they are rewarded for picking the right side. Very few vehicles in the game are actually unusably bad, especially for the Big 3, and you can nearly always make a workable lineup. + +Enlisted actually suffers the same issue: people hard-focus one faction and assume that, when they lose, it is because the opposing faction is just overpowered, or that X gun must be overpowered, when the reality is that most players are just horrifically bad and skill and knowledge matter way more than your equipment (with a few exceptions). +--- 635075236 +>>635074526 +That's just Krupp Steel + +>>635074604 +Back in my day they put the head lights on the upper corners of the Tiger's hull so you COULDN'T angle properly. Then they put smoke launchers on the side middle of the hull. All with hitboxes so large specifically to fuck you from playing properly. +I wish Westerners gave a fuck about tanks so we don't have to suffer anymore. +--- 635075275 +>>635075195 +Skill issue. +--- 635075281 +>>635068726 (OP) +>covered in p2w bushes +--- 635075350 +>>635075195 +>>635075275 +This is literally every single discussion about the Panther. +>The Panther is... le shit! The turret face is weak! +>Actually, no, the turret face is an unpredictable nightmare, like the Tiger's (though not as bad) +>Lol ur just bad git gud xd +--- 635075387 +>>635074391 +There is no real matchmaking, you're just thrown together randomly. That means a lot of matches will be decided by who has fewer retards holding down W and dying early. + +It gets tiresome to always roll or get rolled almost regardless of your own performance. Not to mention all the time spent roaming a nearly empty map for the last enemies or getting spawncamped. +--- 635075541 +>>635075387 +The way I used to play was almost entirely based around learning the maps. Watch how good players play, learn their positions, and use those. This basically "solved" the game for me and I quickly got bored of playing every single map the exact same way. +--- 635075692 +>>635075195 +>be dogeguy +>cry and shitpost +--- 635076105 +>>635075195 +>i have an insane KDR on my german tanks compared to my slavshit +That's because they are under-br'd. If it was any other nation panthers would be easily 6.0 or even 6.3. But instead they have 5.3 Panthers/Tigers because... reasons. And despite that they still die concerningly often while a competent player gets 4+ kills easily unless his team fails so spectacularly he gets sideshot. +--- 635076364 +Why the FUCK would you ever play beyond 4.0? +--- 635076608 +>>635075541 +That too. Once you learn the good spots and cheap ways of farming kills you feel stupid trying to take risks and make plays. And of course when you do make something happen your team won't capitalize on it because they're beelining from spawn to the nearest fight. + +It's a team game but playing it doesn't really feel like one. Everyone is just ratting around. +--- 635076678 +>>635076364 +The M4A2 is the most fun vehicle in the game and that's a fact. +--- 635076771 +>>635076678 +>not the 105 HVSS +>not the BT42 +do you even HEAT bro? +--- 635076893 +>>635074916 +it went in +--- 635077161 +>>635076893 +>>635074916 +Assuming it's a sabot then if it went in then there's nothing stopping it from turning the retarded ammo carousel into another entry for the sojuz turret launching competition +--- 635077248 +>>635068814 +enlisted fucking sucks +--- 635077409 +>>635076364 +Only the german tech tree has good vehicles in BR 1.0-4.0. +--- 635077478 +>>635074053 +>World of Tanks +>Russian Bias +Literally the reason why I quit playing the game. Russian tanks of the same tier were always way better. I probably wouldn't have minded too much, but there is not a chance in hell that I am going to drive a russky nigger tank. + +The bias was so bad, that entire maps were filled up almost entirely with Russian tanks. It was ridiculous. Literally "World of Russian Tanks". +--- 635077689 +>>635077478 +>WOT +>Invisibility is a game mechanic, not bugged rendering +>stand still for 30 seconds or else your shell will go 30 degrees off bore +>crew skills more jewish than war thunder +>hp +>tanks that literally dont exist, as in not even fucking on paper drawn by a bored mechanic +--- 635077708 +>>635077409 +Swegroids exist though +--- 635077724 +I gave up on the game after getting top tier tanks in 4 nations and top tier jets in USA, before thr f14 came out. + +The Russian bias was real then. Every single fucking update had a new Russian tank to complement thr already like 6-deep top tier lineup they had. Kill one T-80 and another one comes out. Then there was the Vikhr spam that dominated any SPAA thanks to their rate of fire and carrying capacity. + +Then there's the general imbalance between air power and ground power in ground realistic battles. SPAAs are powerless now thanks to guided bombs and missiles that are loosed from far beyond SPAA range. + +Then there are ludicrous damage models. Russian tanks that won't spall, whose ammo racks won't detonate. Just trash. +--- 635077949 +>>635077724 +>implying the same bullshit doesnt happen to other nations +--- 635077973 +>>635076771 +The stabiliser and armour on the M4A2 just makes it fun to roll around in. +--- 635078040 +>>635076105 +>If it was any other nation panthers would be easily 6.0 or even 6.3. +Just look at the Jumbo and the T44. +They both have panther-like armor, but the jumbo sits at 6.3 and the T44 at 6.7. Both having significantly worse guns than the Panther. Really tells you everything you need to know about Germany. +--- 635078041 +>>635077708 +You're right. I forgot about the BT-42. +--- 635078090 +>>635077949 +When it happens to other nations, it's just a skill issue. When it happens to Russian tanks, it's bias. Simple as. +--- 635078286 +>>635078041 +I mean there's also the APDS at 1.0 and their great handling. +The cardboard armour just means you have to think a bit more. +--- 635078475 +>>635077949 +That's an issue with volumetric armor, not national bias. When a shell hits where two pieces of armor intersect, it takes into account the thickness of both pieces. + +Every tank has volumetric bullshit. Only Russian tanks had bullshit non-detonating ammo racks and little or no spalling. +--- 635078684 +>>635078475 +>When a shell hits where two pieces of armor intersect, it takes into account the thickness of both pieces. +Isn't the easy fix to this just making it so the game always picks the thicker armour piece and uses that to decide whether the shell pens instead of combining them? +--- 635078782 +>>635078475 +Russian ERA spam on their tanks means that they have lots of intersecting "plates" +and the fact that the main way of killing them through ammoracking means you experience non-explosive charges far more often compared to western tanks, i cannot fucking tell you how many times i shot the hull ammo on a leo and have it not detonate +--- 635078793 +>>635068814 +>$60 for paratroopers +--- 635078858 +>>635070151 +I get a lot of sceen tearing as well at 1440p. +--- 635078876 +good, get fucked dogenigger +--- 635078886 +>>635078684 +Gaijin has no fucking clue how to make their game better. All they do is make it worse while thinking adding new vehicles and thinking that's all they have to do +--- 635078992 +>>635078886 +That IS all they have to do. War Thunder is more popular and profitable than ever, with more players than ever. It's also worse than ever, but who cares? +--- 635079143 +>>635078793 +>Paratroopers you pay for have super-meta weapons which enable them to ignore one of their own core mechanics (resupplying from airdropped crates) +>Paratroopers you can grind for have shitty, borderline useless weapons, which means they are actually forced to use their core mechanics to function +--- 635079253 +>>635078475 +>Only Russian tanks had bullshit non-detonating ammo racks and little or no spalling. +The Tiger 2's side has black hole ammo racks covering most of it that change a 100% chance of killing the entire crew into a dice roll ammo detonation that does no further damage if you lose the dice roll. +--- 635079323 +>>635077724 +>Russian tanks that won't spall, whose ammo racks won't detonate. Just trash. +I've shot ISU-122s in the ammo rack too many times without it happening. +There's 0 fucking excuse on this one, it fires huge HE shells. +--- 635079373 +>>635079253 +>shoot tiger-2 in the back of the head since that's where the ready rack is +>ammo goes black and dissapears +>lolnoexplosion +--- 635079438 +>>635078040 +You're making shit up. The Jumbo Sherman's turret is much better protected. +--- 635079549 +>>635079438 +https://streamable.com/e2issk +the 75 at 5.3 is a potato gun +--- 635079576 +>>635079373 +>Shoot a Tiger II (H) three times with HEAT from my T114 +>Yellow +>Orange +>Red +>Doesn't explode + +>Different match +>Shoot a Tiger 2's ammo rack with solid shot AP +>Explodes instantly +--- 635079921 +>>635079549 +I love seeing German players suffer. +--- 635080029 +Teammate skill guide: +>Germans +Map-based IQ, will go from competent to the worst player you have ever seen between matches +>USSR +Will vary between competent and the worst player you have ever seen regardless of map. +>USA +Tend to be consistent, will never reach the lowest lows or the highest highs of the other majors. +>Minors +Generally will be your best teammates, but won't have the vehicles to sway the match. +--- 635080058 +>>635078040 +The T26E5 also functions about the same (if not a little worse from reload and mobility) 6.7 heavy tank, btw. +The T20 is a glorified Sherman at 6.0 but got kicked in the teeth because it was half-competent at fighting back against german 5.7 +Not to mention the m18 which almost universally is only used by people who rush caps to get into CAS and ragequit if they die too soon. +--- 635080136 +>>635079549 +If it had a good gun, its BR would need to be higher. +--- 635080363 +>>635080029 +germoids are sniper campers +if you get a long range map +cap the points FAST, and they'll just setup and be undeadable sniper bunkers, absolutely untrustable in CQC situations, they will never help with a doublepeek +russians and USA are urban brawlers +with russia being more focused on flanking and relying on the better angled performance of APHEBC to get a better margin for error on shots +shoutout to the IS-2 for deleting panthers +USA is more about headon brawling and relying on the stabilizer to shoot first. +also, CAS. +shoutout to the hellcat for being a model light tank in every way +--- 635080695 +>>635077689 +>crew skills more jewish than war thunder +How is this even possible? I hate the WT jews so much. +--- 635080776 +>>635080029 +>Player skill is determined by the nation he chooses for a match +Stupidest fucking shit I have ever read. +--- 635080784 +>>635068726 (OP) +--- 635080958 +>>635069728 +Russia is the land of the hohols too +--- 635081050 +>>635080695 +>use gaijin gold to accelerate crew training +>shave 2 seconds off the reload time +>add 5 degrees per second to turret rotation rate +--- 635081156 +>>635080695 +750 dollars to paypig a crew from 0 to 100 in WoT +like 30 dollars in WT +and WoT crew skills are FAR more important due to how the game works, like fucking telling you if someone has spotted you. +>>635080776 +it's just dumb stereotypes about players. +assume a teammate is retarded in this game unless proven otherwise +--- 635081449 +>>635080776 +Its quick generalizations to make in game, sorry if I hurt your feelings. +--- 635081712 +>>635081050 +>>635081156 +I absolutely despise the crew mechanic faggotry in WT but that just sounds crazy. +--- 635081978 +>>635080029 +It's not the tech-tree, but the specific vehicle that tells you what to expect. +Examples: +>Tiger I: 50/50 of being good or bad +>Panther: 100% chance to be a noob who didn't know what he should research +>T-34-85: 100% chance to be a noob holding down W +>good russian tank destroyers: tryhard who usually knows how to use the vehicle +>american light tanks: 50/50 on being actually good or a brainlet cap point rusher +>american heavy tanks: noobs who don't know how bad they have it because they only play one tech tree +--- 635082062 +>>635081156 +Don't forget you have to retrain crews to move them to a new vehicle, and you can only have a limited amount in storage. At least in war thunder crews and crew exp are universal.. +--- 635082114 +>>635081978 +t-34-85s are smart +lower t-34s are dumb +its the IS-2s that have low braincells for the russians in late ww2 BR +--- 635082170 +>>635077161 +Ukros using them too. Also having 1 less man to train is a plus. Also no mater the defense you can destroy any tank. +--- 635082249 +>>635081978 +How to discern on which side of a 50/50 a player falls: + +Tiger I: if he knows how to angle, he's good +American lights: if they take up the flanks of any given map, they're good +--- 635082415 +>>635082170 +i saw a video of a t-72 and a t-64 engaging another in close range from a drone view +the t-72 shot and missed, so the t-64 pushed up, but missed and tried reversing. He got shot in the back of the turret and supposedly the commander died in that engagement +and all i could think was +>wow this is literally war thunder +and +>WOW WHAT AN IDIOT USE THE HILL AS COVER WHAT ARE YOU AIMING AT YOU NOOOOOB +then again I have brain damage +--- 635082453 +don't play war thunder +unless you really enjoy roleplaying as an iranian fisherman +--- 635083096 +>>635082453 +american railgun ships when +--- 635083182 +>>635082453 +oh also to add insult to injury: the missiles the douglas has in war thunder aren't the ones it had IRL and are fucking SACLOS in game (this is wrong for both the missiles it had IRL and the ones it claims to have in game) +--- 635083239 +>>635082453 +Wtf they introduced AShMs? +--- 635083397 +>>635083239 +no, theyre anti aircraft missiles that can be manually guided that also have as much HE as one battleship shell. +a fucking coastal vessel has two pocket battleship shells. +that it can resupply in 10 seconds per missile at a capture point. +that it can easily get to due to being a coastal vessel. +--- 635083638 +>>635082453 +>Warthunder for boats +You have only yourself to blame for playing such a shitty mode +--- 635083939 +>>635083638 +https://streamable.com/3xaej7 +>he doesn't play floating warcrimes +--- 635083985 +>>635069818 +It's not ukrainian though, it was designed by russians, built in the southen russian city of Kharkov +--- 635084129 +>>635083985 +who currently owns that place? +who currently operates T-64BVs? +--- 635085897 +>>635081712 +wargaming fags eat slop +--- 635086216 +Ive been playing enlisted and have been having decent fun with it so far. Whys it shit? I just hit lvl 7 and got semi autos for all my german normandy squads so its really fun now +--- 635086360 +>>635086216 +Enlisted is janky and poorly explains itself and its mechanics. A lot of people get (understandably) filtered by its progression and economy. +--- 635086597 +>>635068726 (OP) +Monetization is AIDS, so no. +--- 635086649 +>>635081712 +its real not to mention paypigs can instantly gain access to shit like engine upgrades, fire protection equipment, recrewing +--- 635086867 +>>635086360 +Which mechanics? I seem to be doing alright so far, except for engineer stuff with rally points and defenses which is a bit aids +--- 635087070 +>>635086867 +The way tank penetrations/damage works, artillery and how it works, purchasing and upgrading items, upgrading and leveling squads and soldiers, stuff like that. It's all very overwhelming to a new player, which is why they are totally scrapping a lot of it in like 2-3 months. +--- 635087079 +>>635086649 +https://youtu.be/eyp2XfWmBO4 [Embed] +--- 635087173 +>>635087070 +wait theyre fucking scrapping the war thunder part and making it a H&G clone? +--- 635087243 +>>635087173 +No, they're making it more like War Thunder. The campaign system is being removed entirely and turned into factions with battle rating scores for weapons and equipment, as well as "research trees" with semi-non-linear progression. +--- 635087308 +>>635087243 +i meant the tank damage +fuck health points +--- 635087498 +>>635087308 +The tank thing is going to remain the same, it's basically built into the engine. The models are very outdated (early-mid 2010s War Thunder) so they may be updated in the future. +--- 635088431 +germans +--- 635088510 +>>635088431 +kys dogeguy +--- 635088560 +>>635068726 (OP) +I played planes quite a bit but dropped it shortly after land battles. All I remember of tanks was that the early American 75mm halftrack tank destroyer was kino +>>635077689 +>>stand still for 30 seconds or else your shell will go 30 degrees off bore +I remember one time I was a KV-2 in a tier IX match and I was trying to pop around a corner quick to try and do something while the other guy was reloading and the shell exited through the side of the barrel and hit a friendly T-95 in the engine +--- 635088775 +The grind in this game is merciless. I should have stuck to one nation. +--- 635088791 +>>635088560 +kinda like that webm in CSGO that keeps getting posted +--- 635089013 +>>635076678 +Strange way to spell M24 +--- 635089396 +Soviet bias is always a thing in these games and it's basically provable. + +>Any time heavy rebalancing is done, somehow russian vehicles are "accidentally" left out for several patches, and usually only nerfed after other tanks have been nerfed so that they're still the strongest +>Russians get up armored versions of their tanks as premiums at the same fucking BR +>Other nations will get the same vehicle with a meme gun that has less pen than their tech tree counterpart and even less armor somehow and it will be 1.7BR higher than the normal version + +>Soviets have the strongest armor at almost all stages of the game, and it seems like every other vehicle is balanced around them + +There's a few outliers but most of the time anything strong that isn't soviet or American will get nerfed immediately until it's unplayable. + +See: Italy's entire ground and air trees, everything got uptiered so much without any adjustments that now most of their shit is a joke when they used to be pretty decent. + +>Low tier things gaining 1-2 full BR and having the pen of a reserve vehicle of another nation while also having the armor of a reserve vehicle +>Most of their mid tiers are just the same armored car with a different gun on it +>The vehicle they consider a 7.7 for Italy is one armored car with a bazooka on it, and one zero armor Leopard 1 rip off +>Meanwhile, Soviet 7.7 is the IS-4M and T-54 + +Yeah man, you know what's equal to a heavily armored super heavy tank? An armored car that can die to 7.62 MG's frontally and has incredibly inconsistent ammo! +--- 635089720 +>>635083638 +Boat Thunder is pretty fun when it's all speedboats dodging between small islands. It becomes painfully unfun once speeds drop and distances increase. +--- 635089826 +>>635089396 +>IS-4M +>good +kill yourself +>implying the recoilless rifle cars are bad +kill yourself +--- 635089865 +>>635089720 +Speeds don't actually drop much, most of the coastals go around 60-90, even cruisers hit 60 easily in a straight line. The problem is they turn like boats. + +Also, coastal rounds are fun until you run into the russian armored gunboats. They end up with guns that can one shot other coastals, and so much armor that even hitting the back of their turrets won't damage them, so you're shit out of luck if they decide to look at you. +--- 635090037 +>>635089826 +They'd be a lot more fun if they were 2-3BR lower. They'd still get killed frontally by MGs but at least you wouldn't be fighting laser ranging and night vision, and jets, and bombing computers, and 1500m/s gun velocities. + +The game unironically gets less fun the higher in tech you go. Realistic battle eventually turns into Arcade Battle for some tanks, with laser ranging being even more accurate than the aiming cross in arcade, with radar AA getting better lead indicators on planes, all the guided missiles and shit. + +The very first armored car with the recoilless gun was probably the most fun one, because it was low enough BR to still be fun. Once you hit the double barrel one you better get used to being a rat to scrape up your kills. +--- 635090151 +Real talk, what makes German mains so shit at the game? +--- 635090181 +>>IS-4M +>>good +>kill yourself +>>implying the recoilless rifle cars are bad +>kill yourself +--- 635090226 +>>635090037 +>what do you mean my giganigger ferrari that kills with a well aimed sideshot needs to flank? +christ the fucking USH-405 is considered one of the most cancerous vehicles in the game and thats also just a car +--- 635090318 +>>635090151 +extreme handholding means they never need to learn how to play the game, so when other nations get comparable vehicles they shit and piss themselves while crying about bias because they go multiple games with 0 kills since they never learned how to play. +--- 635090328 +>>635068726 (OP) +I like the game, but the grind kills all the fun +--- 635090330 +>>635090151 +Probably the frustration of playing 6 panthers when only one of them is good and spoilers it isn't the top one, of playing 6 panzer 4's when only one of them is good and spoilers it isn't the top one, having all their tanks be at wonky BRs that basically guarantee up tiering into much better soviet vehicles. + +Then, you know, at high tiers they get a bunch of shit with zero armor. Basically, the entire german tree is pretty bad, every time you get a vehicle you think is going to be amazing you realize that with the BRs they're at they're actually shit. + +Imagine playing a fucking Jagdtiger or Ferdinand in this game. +--- 635090439 +>>635088431 +This is exactly how it goes every time I play this game. +--- 635090479 +>>635089865 +Yeah I worded that badly. I know the higher tier stuff isn't slow. Was more referring to the actually slow boats, like the german flak ferries and russian armored boats, which are slow and no fun to play as nor against. +--- 635090490 +>14k and i'm not even half way with it + +Why is it so damn expensive? +--- 635090576 +>>635090226 +You can kill a maus frontally with the recoilless rifle, pretty easily. Doesn't mean the vehicle is fun. You die to MG fire from literally anything, tier 1s can kill you, and by 7.7 in the double barrel car you're fighting autocannons with 50-80 pen and people are playing AA like tank destroyers because they also have ~80 pen, while you're still using a rank 1 20mm just like your reserves had, but with a high rate of fire. + +>USH +>Comparable +Same BR, except it doesn't have a 10s reload time every shot and they don't fire like you're throwing a football. +--- 635090593 +>>635090490 +To get you to buy premium. +--- 635090920 +>>635090576 +At 7.0 the wiesel gets gen 3 thermals, laser range finding and 66 pen APDS. Balance. +--- 635091013 +>>635090593 +I never bought prems. +--- 635091068 +>>635088775 +just buy some gaijinbucks +--- 635091084 +>>635090920 +it's also just a fucking wiesel +the strongest thing it can do is hide somewhere and give the entire enemy team wallhacks +--- 635091182 +>>635068726 (OP) +Lower your Tone when talking to me, boy. +--- 635091220 +>>635090151 +they have easily the worst tanks in game that will get front penned all the fucking time +--- 635091407 +>>635091084 +It kills other IFV, AA, light tanks, etc frontally just fine and it gets the earliest thermals(?) in the game and they're gen fucking 3. + +I get gen 3 thermals on literally nothing in the Italian tree, I don't even get thermals until 8.7 in any form. My earliest autocannon armored car is what, 8.3? And the only good italian autocannon car is the Dardo which has been up tiered so much it's kinda shit. It's like 9.7 now. That's almost 3 BR higher than the wiesel because they have a TOW missile attached. + +>Meanwhile, Russia gets tow missile IFVs and light tanks in like the 6.x's or some shit +--- 635091435 +>>635077689 +>Gore on anime girls +you should kill yourself now +--- 635091662 +>>635091407 +oh no! +not the fearsome russian light tank at 5.3 with its full stabilizer and HEAT-FS +the PT-76B!!! +oh wait it's a slow boat with zero survivability and God awful postpen on the heat +--- 635091845 +>>635091662 +>Italian recoilless rifle cars are sooooo good with their HEAT and no armor +>SOVIET LIGHTS ARE SO BAD WOW HEAT DOES NO DAMAGE AND IT HAS NO ARMOR WTF + +Yes, heat is garbage, it's one of the reasons the recoilless gun cars aren't that great. Some times two rockets to the ammo won't do shit but kill the gunner, then you have 10s to reload while he MGs you through your front, killing your entire crew in 2 bullets. +--- 635091967 +>>635091845 +the pt-76 is literally slower than the tiger 2 +think about that. +--- 635092182 +>>635091967 +>44km/h top speed with 17.1 power/weight on PT +>42 top speed with 10 power/weight on Tiger 2 +>Slower than tiger 2 +Maybe if they gave it more forward gears than a geo metro it would be faster. +--- 635092532 +>>635092182 +>its ever so slightly faster than a tiger 2 but not really because the suspension is trash +--- 635092653 +>>635092532 +And yet it's overpowered and it's 2.4BR lower than the spaghetti car. +--- 635092924 +>>635092653 +in what fucking universe? +if you want overpowered, ask the 7.7 LRF heatslinger swede light +the pt-76 is mediocre +--- 635093569 +>>635092924 +But that's at 7.7, I just laser ranged him from 2.8km away because I could spot him through his bush cosmetics with my thermals and now he's dead. +--- 635094434 +>>635092653 +>PT-76B +>Overpowered +In what universe? It's a turd that only has one redeeming quality that it can't even utilise properly. +--- 635095079 +>>635094434 +it can pen panther upper front plate +--- 635095161 +when can we expect the next leak of classified documents on a war thunder forum lads? +--- 635095221 +>>635095161 +Give it time for retards to start fighting over the Abrams' stats +--- 635095261 +>>635095161 +here +--- 635095356 +>>635095261 +Did Gaijin at least fix their models after that leak or did they just ignore it? +--- 635095358 +>>635095079 +With a tiny HEAT shell that does fuck-all damage on a chassis that is slow as shit? +--- 635095407 +>>635095358 +its why the IS-2 got moved to 6.0 for no reason +--- 635095468 +>>635095356 +Gaijin is not legally allowed to base anything on classified information, I don't get how people don't understand this. Imagine if I was making a game about bank robberies, then an employee of a bank sent me all the codes to all the doors in the building so that I could make the game "more realistic". If I actually include that information, then I could be arrested for the dissemination of private, classified information. + +If Gaijin includes accurate, classified tank specifications in their tank game, they are publishing government secrets. +--- 635095815 +>>635069728 +this will be considered funding a terrorist (jewish) state and they will be blocked and persecuted in Russia. +--- 635096060 +>>635095468 +>Gaijin is not legally allowed to base anything on classified information +Any proof of this? +>then I could be arrested for the dissemination of private, classified information. +Any proof of that? Chinese law doesn't really apply to Gaijin being in the EU either. +--- 635096131 +>>635096060 +china will ban wt in their country. +losing 1/3rd of the entire playerbase +--- 635096261 +>>635096131 +I've never once met a chink in WT. It's largely a slav game. +--- 635096319 +>>635096060 +>Any proof of this? +1) I am pretty sure a forum or technical moderator said so themselves. +2) Are you retarded? Do you actually think that, if Gaijin put the detailed specifications of a brand new weapons system into a video game, the CIA wouldn't show up to their headquarters before every single employee either "commits suicide" or "goes missing"? +>Yeah bro we just published your state secrets for a giggle yeah lmao lol it's for a video game +--- 635096410 +>>635096261 +they've added non latin symbol support recently +they're fucking everywhere +besides you could see them in the "CN" squadrons +--- 635096476 +>>635096261 +The Chinese are super common in War Thunder, I dunno what you're talking about. +--- 635096813 +>>635095468 +>If Gaijin includes accurate, classified tank specifications in their tank game, they are publishing government secrets. +That's retarded because once it's already published it's not going anywhere. Maybe the first few leaks went under the radar but WT is now infamous for leaks, you bet your ass people, including foreign governments, are sitting there waiting to save the latest leaks. +You might as well just use it at that point. +--- 635096828 +>>635088775 +Playing anything but the major3 USA, Germany, USSR is pure suffering. You're options are fucking trash, few and far between. Huge jumps in BR so you're lineup either cant move until you setup an entire new one (and play everything stock) or fuck yourself over by purposefully dragging your other vehicles into a higher BR and getting fucked. +Japan is the least painful version of this. +China/Swedes the worst. China also suffers from having vehicles higher in BR than the ones that come after them, multiple times in multiple lines, because Gaijin doesn't into balancing. +--- 635096869 +>>635096813 +>That's retarded because once it's already published it's not going anywhere +"Look, the store was already being looted, me joining in doesn't CHANGE anything!" +Try explaining that while you're tied to a chair at a CIA blacksite being tortured. +--- 635096930 +>>635095261 +To be honest that wasn't even a big deal of a leak desu. +The story was that some guy who lived near where the PLA trains got some used darts and sold them as "art pieces" on Weibo. +--- 635096983 +>>635096869 +Pretty sure the vast majority of the floydists went unarrested for that exact reason. +--- 635096991 +>>635096261 +Nigger what? Chinks are everywhere in WT after the Chinese servers closed. +--- 635097093 +>>635096983 +>Comparing niggers chimping out to intentionally publishing classified information +They went unarrested because chaos and anarcho-tyranny is in the interest of the state as it does not harm the state. You publishing the state's secrets harms the state. +--- 635097320 +>>635095407 +No no no my friend. +The IS2 got moved to 6.0 because it could actually fight back against the german 5.7 "every faggot uses it" lineup. +And this makes german mains seethe and lose w/r so the spreadsheet says it's OP. +--- 635097613 +>>635097320 +yes, being able to bonk through panther UFPs curses you to being ridiculously overtiered +--- 635097821 +>>635097613 +Unless you're the PT-76B +--- 635098036 +>>635097821 +you could put that thing at 1.0 and it'd still be garbage +--- 635098360 +>>635073694 +vlq fag get the fuck out. +--- 635098575 +>>635096410 +kys dogeguy +--- 635098737 +>>635096261 +try posting about tiananmen square, you'd be surprised at the results + +you'll get banned because you hurt some chink's feelings +--- 635099518 +>>635068726 (OP) +Every time i play this i just get pissed at p2w bushes +>german players being bad +This is true though, any balanced ww2 game gets this kind of of whining. +--- 635099598 +>>635069728 +That would be cringe +--- 635099716 +>>635071165 +Yes. That's why people who complain about grind are retarded. You don't need anything higher than 4 br +--- 635099982 +>>635074604 +Had the same thing with steel division. Germans had the strongest decks but the crying and seething was immense just because they made the german tanks capable of being penetrated. +--- 635100176 +>>635074604 +The only real Russian bias is that Gaijin hardcoded the Russias MBT's ammo to not explode, RNG basically. + +Mainly for balancing purposes since hitting a T-72 ammorack is the easiest thing to do. +--- 635100519 +>>635100176 +not really +--- 635100610 +>>635068726 (OP) +Why does /v/ always find the most casual dumbest shit to shill +--- 635100670 +>>635100519 +It is tho, tons of people on the forums reported it and even fucking Spookston made a video proving it. + +https://forum.warthunder.com/index.php?/topic/561119-is-it-just-me-or-russian-t-80-tanks-wont-ammunition-explode-now/ +--- 635100749 +>>635091220 +The fact that you think getting front penned is special says it all +--- 635100776 +>>635100670 +happens to chinese ZTZs as well +--- 635100884 +>>635100776 +Yea, because they're easy to pen as i said, so they raise the chance of non-explosion when the ammo is it. +--- 635101108 +>>635070082 +>pigger flag +thats a teamkill +--- 635101253 +>>635101108 +--- 635101391 +>>635101253 +all flags are cringe. +the only difference is that rusfags are actual niggers, and americans who put ukraine flags on their garbage next to their mental illness flags are just that, mentally ill. +--- 635101489 +>>635101391 +https://streamable.com/b1it9i +>he's not a veh deh veh enjoyer +--- 635101546 +>>635068726 (OP) +How do I get good with bombers? +--- 635101581 +>>635101546 +by not playing them +you fucking retard +--- 635101618 +>>635101489 +>>635101253 +kys dogeguy +--- 635101675 +>>635101489 +> +>>635101618 +--- 635101779 +>>635068726 (OP) +>tank free repair time is 5 hours +>don't play for a day +>log back in, vehicle still isn't repaired + +I fucking hate this game +--- 635101809 +>>635101581 +What's wrong with bombing? +--- 635101858 +>>635101809 +it's fucking useless? +you win matches by killing the enemy +--- 635101931 +>>635081156 +>750 dollars to paypig a crew from 0 to 100 in WoT + +You are only correct in 100% being 100% of ever skill and all exp possible. + +You need about 30-45% of that to be competitive as fuck. Until they fuck it up anyways. You can get that with like ~100 hours playtime + free boosters. + +I hate Wargaming. +--- 635102123 +realistically how does a tank shell against tank armor work? Does it make things inside explode or is it more like the tank stops working because crews inside get died? +--- 635102206 +>>635102123 +usually they try to disable the tank or penetrate it to kill the crew, or cause ammo to cook off which then kills the crew +--- 635102209 +>>635102123 +depends what it hits inside +--- 635102364 +>>635102123 +In game usually the crew is dead +IRL, no one is gonna stick around to die once their tank gets fucked up in any way. +--- 635102426 +>>635102206 +>>635102209 +>>635102364 +are these principles the same with newer missile tech like those drones? the drones just drop a big explodey and fries the ammo or something? +--- 635102806 +Everything about this game sounds absolutely fucking terrible. Literally just a thread of nonstop bitching. +--- 635103047 +>>635102806 +yes +--- 635103498 +>>635102806 +yep. +it's the only game of it's kind with ANY kind of polish though. +--- 635103621 +>>635068726 (OP) +>due to german players being bad +It's the influx of shitters that never got good, remember that axis vs allies hasnt been a thing in years. +--- 635103809 +>>635103498 +Polish tech tree when +--- 635104064 +>>635077689 +>stand still for 30 seconds or else your shell will go 30 degrees off bore +My favorite was when i managed to sneak behind an M1 heavy on an ELC, gun almost touching his rear armor, had to wait until the reticle closed, took the shot and shit went into space. Left the battle and uninstalled the game right there. +--- 635104153 +>>635077478 +I wish WOT was still in its russian bias phase. Russia tanks are not seen as often anymore except for IS-7 and Object 268 v4's. Every fucker is driving some type of british, french or US tank in tier 8-10 that autoload onto you for 1000+ damage in a few seconds +--- 635104202 +>>635068726 (OP) +*camps behind cover with third person* +*pokes and oneshots you instantly* +I'm good man, all these years later and world of tanks is still the better tank game. WT's planes were alright, not my cup of tea though. +--- 635104409 +>>635102806 +>ctrl+f +>zigger +>0 results + +You have no idea how bad it could have been +--- 635104715 +>russian bias doesn't exist +>except for the time gaijin was exposed for making t-34 shells have a higher chance of causing fires than any other shell in that tier +>panther 2, maus, coelian all hidden for (((balance reasons))) +>russia still gets dozens of its own prototype tanks that had at most 1 unit if not a mockup +and you cant say 'well uh it wouldnt make sense to add vehicles that straight up did not exist in any way!' when japan's R2Y2 line is completely fucking fictional +--- 635104837 +>>635104715 +All of Japan's early jets are fictional. +--- 635105367 +>>635104409 +pigger rolls off the tongue better. pigs are too intelligent and cute to be associated with vatnigs though. +--- 635105479 +>>635105367 +usually its the ukranians called pigs though +--- 635105548 +>>635105479 +everyone calls everyone pigs. it doesnt matter +but pigs are smart and cute, so its stupid to do either way. +--- 635105683 +>>635104715 +>when japan's R2Y2 line is completely fucking fictional +That's why they removed them and gave us a fake F16 variant instead. :^) +>>635104837 +The Kikka and Ki-200 were at least build and tested. +--- 635105746 +Cringe Ztards. +--- 635105848 +>>635105683 +your Ho-Ri production, glutton? +--- 635105941 +>>635076893 +How do you know? Impact point doesn't mean the projectile went through. In any case it would leave a dent like this. +--- 635105963 +>>635068726 (OP) +>F2P trash +lmao I'm not touching this shit with a pole. +These games are always filled with spics, play like shit, and requiere a ton of grinding to overcome the cancerous F2P "economy". +--- 635105979 +>>635105848 +Only existed as a mock-up and shouldn't be in the game, but we talked about jets. +--- 635106142 +>>635105683 +True, but desu for Japan it makes sense having those "on paper" vehicles, otherwise their tree would be dead as fuck. + +That's why they also got the F-16AJ, even though they never had it. +Same case with the PRC line of China tree, theoretically their first 4th gen was the J-11, which is a fucking Flanker. It would break the game, you could also argue they could give the J-10, but still same thing. +--- 635106749 +>>635106142 +the mig-21-23-19 is cool though +--- 635106991 +>>635068726 (OP) +Why, it plays like shit like every F2P game ever. +--- 635107041 +>>635104409 +I'm surprised the thread isn't just snuff bot spam +--- 635107239 +>>635106749 +Yea the J-7E is amazing, sadly it costs fucking 20k to repair. +I really want the JH-7, since Gaijin won't give the Q-5L it's flares and AAM as it actually operated. +--- 635107784 +>>635068726 (OP) +Always makes me wonder why Russians are so butthurt about Germans all the time. +--- 635108190 +>>635107784 +>constantly scream russian bias +>while having their vehicles BR lowered over and over again +the ultimate panzer 4 is literally at 3.7 while the t-34-57 is at 4.7 lmao +--- 635108490 +>>635108190 +I meant generally speaking, not necessarily tied to the game. +--- 635110378 +>>635108490 +who knows +--- 635110946 +>>635079549 +>https://streamable.com/e2issk +aim for the bottom right corner of their turret, you can knock their crew out this way. +--- 635110964 +>>635070087 +https://streamable.com/hkyrnl +drones saved the game +--- 635112720 +>>635110946 +>that ping +>those visible delays on shots +kill yourself dogeguy +--- 635113064 +>>635070957 +This, the gamemodes are arse but the game is fundamentally a whale milk machine +--- 635113575 +>>635080029 +UK is a major, arguably Italy and France are too. +--- 635114031 +>>635068726 (OP) +Oh boy a Doge thread +--- 635114134 +>>635112720 +I don't get it. +I have had pings as high as 250 and had no issues. So aside from playing bad, what did Doge do wrong with his latency? +--- 635114606 +>>635113575 +>italy +>france +>bongs +>majors +oawadfhaahayayayayaauiuuahahaha +--- 635114676 +>>635114606 +Did you only start in 2017 or something +--- 635114856 +>>635068814 +isnt done by the same turbo kiked vatnigger company? 100% it will end up like WT +--- 635115117 +>>635113575 +they all suck to play +--- 635115275 +War thunder is the only game that made me rage quit. I think I genuinely hate it. +--- 635116149 +>>635090151 +Wehraboos and deceptively fragile kruppstahl barns that literally everyone who isn't on their first day know how to one shot or otherwise run circles around. +--- 635117741 +>>635116149 +>deceptively fragile +--- 635118084 +>>635068726 (OP) +I literally only play so I can play helicopters in ground RB. +My deck is comprised of 2 copters and 1 reserve (1.0) tank. +Yes I will quit if I can't respawn in a chopper. +--- 635118927 +>>635118084 +Based. I started playing to get to helicopter but I'm not there yet. +--- 635119420 +TEAM OOGA +ME BOOOOOOOOOOOOGA +--- 635121536 +>>635115275 +That's understandable. +--- 635121810 +>>635077478 +I stopped playing with HE changes. +>Get pissed at high tier games +>suit up in Panzer IV to blow off steam +>barely do any damage to anything without loading gold shells +>get extremely pissed and wonder wtf is going on +>decide to read up on the WOT news, read article of HE changes +>windows key, type uninstall, remove wot +Never looked back. Every fucking patch the game was getting worse. +--- 635122043 +>>635088775 +I know there's no way to know this but if you play any country that's not US, GER, or RUS you're going to fucking suffer, britain to a slightly lesser extent though 90% of their roster in both tanks and planes are complete shit. +Also the grind where you're at is fucking nothing compared to rank 5 or 6, it takes days of nose-down poopsock grinding to get a single plane at high-mid to high BR +--- 635122232 +>>635089396 +I used to think russian bias was just people bitching until I started playing russian tanks. +I went from tier 6 germany to the T34 and it's a night-and-day difference, the frontal armor on russian tanks is unbelievable compared to germany's. +Playing russian tanks is extremely forgiving although boring as fuck +--- 635122798 +>>635095815 +>blocked +>by russia +No play in Eritrea and NK I guess +--- 635122910 +>>635068726 (OP) +I stopped playing when they released an upldate without a single <6.0 BR plane or tank almost a year ago +--- 635122932 +>>635102426 +Drones target engine/ammo diff --git a/v/635069039.txt b/v/635069039.txt index 6fcd0da3028d3edb7ac0594f5cb52d5fea757606..f9e5b5673fb2ec6f1597f960ac578f49b369af0d 100644 --- a/v/635069039.txt +++ b/v/635069039.txt @@ -474,3 +474,1037 @@ he was just a stronger player than me, he wasnt try harding --- 635087010 >>635086838 Wanna play with someone that hasn't touched it in a couple years? +--- 635087164 +Who still plays Under Night? :^) +On PC :^) +--- 635087175 +>>635086753 +What's your region? +--- 635087248 +>>635087010 +sure whats your name +--- 635087256 +>>635087164 +>just got out of training with Enkidu +gimme 5 or 10 minutes and I can open up a lobby for us +--- 635087306 +>>635086719 +I'll play AACC +--- 635087346 +>>635087175 +NA (NYC) +--- 635087398 +>>635087306 +A quick set then +https://invite.meltyblood.club/8750 +--- 635087514 +>>635087346 +Might have a decent T7 connection? I'm Atlantic Canada, bout bedtime for me but could play a couple rounds to try it out. +--- 635087537 +Satsuki seems nice for a combo into grabs char, thanks for the rec bros. +Kohaku ain't my style sadly. Her thing is a very basic grab into combos. I want to end with a grab, the grab is the appeal, her grab is a tool to start doing things less fun than grabbing. +--- 635087545 +>>635087398 +I don't really use Concerto. I just click your name, right? I think I challenged you just now..? +--- 635087548 +>>635087398 +Lemme try that again +https://invite.meltyblood.club/1942 +--- 635087610 +I'm in the Rage of the Dragons lobby on fightcade if anyone wants to play for a bit. +--- 635087635 +>>635087548 +Lobby doesn't exist. +--- 635087638 +>>635087548 +Guess concerto really doesn't want to work. +Guess we have to post IPs +--- 635087685 +>>635087638 +I don't have my ports open so I can't host. + +FT10 btw +--- 635087737 +>>635087685 +I'll try +71.201.201.5:71 +--- 635087786 +>>635080102 +>Any good grapplers I haven't tried? +Astaroth. +>b-but! +Don't care. Play him. +--- 635088032 +>>635069447 +I'll play some ougon. This game is surprisingly fun. +--- 635088123 +>>635085934 +>combo into grabs +nah, she's only got command grab for mix (tho she has battou loops for swag). +if you want grabs midcombo, there's len and satsuki. +--- 635088479 +>>635080102 +>depriving yourself of THE most fun grappler in all of fightanz + +Cringed my pants +--- 635088567 +Neko sexo +--- 635088594 +>>635087256 +It's been 20, so I'm going to do some real life shit instead. Shower, dinner, etc +--- 635088613 +>>635088032 +My friends and I enjoyed the game during the beta until a guy I play with offline discovered ronove's "get out of jail free" guard cancel dp move. I thought it was so stupid to have a dp meterlessly cancel your own blockstun in an anime game that I stopped playing the game rather than try to learn how to play around it. +--- 635088621 +>>635082193 +Xbone Elite dpad is better than sex, unless you have a PS4 only event to go to +--- 635088731 +>>635087256 +>>635088594 +got a UNI lobby set up right now; apologies for the wait: +steam://joinlobby/801630/109775243462044907/76561198997303871 +--- 635088831 +>>635088731 +Steamlinks work, you'll have to set a keyword and post it +--- 635088903 +>>635088731 +who has a steam code lying around +--- 635088945 +potemkin players, how do I stop mis-inputting giganter kai? +I feel like I just can't do it half the time despite being able to buster perfectly fine which is wierd given it's the same input +--- 635089076 +>>635088731 +It's called /v/nder night. Forgot to use a keyword but its public and should be the only lobby up right now +--- 635089202 +>>635087737 +GGs +--- 635089239 +Kek, absolutely no one I've fought so far would have prepared me for that beat down. +I can't even say GGs, I wasn't even competition. Sorry for wasting your time my guy +--- 635089290 +>>635089076 +In the game settings, you can set rematch limit so we don't get kicked back to lobby betwen matches +--- 635089296 +How come strive is the most popular fighting game but nobody ever makes a lobby? +--- 635089403 +>>635089296 +I think you could correct that statement to "most popular anime fighting game". Also from what I've heard the online is in a state of disarray currently? +--- 635089430 +>>635089239 +I'm just here to chill, so it wasn't a waste of time. I've been playing FGs for a long time, so score aside, I think your performance was up to standard. +--- 635089521 +>>635080102 +ACPR Potemkin is literally the pinnacle of grappler design +--- 635089541 +>>635089296 +like this anon>>635089403 said, currently there are massive server issues +apparently arcsys knows about it and is attempting to fix it. +Basically the problem is it's common to not be able to connect to a player, access a player room and sometimes just random server issues mid match. +Some people think it's the crossplay causing problems but idk. +--- 635089553 +>>635088945 +I dunno man, just do it faster and earlier I guess +--- 635089648 +Is it worth replacing the pcb of a Razer Panthera with a Brook UFB and are the EZ mod boards worth getting? +--- 635089843 +>>635089296 +If a game is popular enough that you can just go online and play against anyone easily then you don't really feel much need to seek out specific people with a lobby +Plus mentioning Strive at all tends to pull a ton of obnoxious people out of lurking who just want to turn the thread into complaints about how it isn't Xrd or how it's too political +--- 635089868 +>>635089296 +The older games feel better to play most of the cast in. Limiting gatlings to a select few characters makes it less fun for me. Plus the damage is absurdly high at round start counterhit. Most rounds are 2-touch which is insane for a 1v1 game. These are just my personal gripes. Not sure how common the opinions are regarding these complaints. + +I will say that I do think they creatively made use of RC in the game and there are a few good additions to the game (such as being able to share your combos you've made within the game online for other people to try for themselves as well as online training mode to help friends that need a hand in improving their game). +--- 635090314 +>>635089296 +lobbies were uncommon even when the servers worked +there's two reasons for it +a) strive is kinda lame +b) it's popular enough that, when it works, you don't need to beg for matches on a vietnamese puppet show forum and can just use matchmaking +--- 635090374 +Grappler main is a fag hmmm why does that make so much sense +--- 635090420 +>>635088945 +Are you holding back? that might be your issue. +--- 635090871 +>>635088123 +>if you want grabs midcombo, there's len and satsuki. +Which len? There are 6 versions of that character +--- 635091116 +>>635089430 +I knew it was over the moment consistent shielding came out. I haven't been beaten this badly in a number of years. +--- 635091120 +>>635090871 +He's referring to the black one. But the throw loops there aren't command grabs, and her animations in general aren't very packed with power, so she's definitely not what you want. +--- 635091125 +I wonder if the reason French Bread shies from proper grapplers is Yuki in Gloves on being so busted +>Uh yeaa lets add a like 70% damage per touch grappler +>In a game where 90% of the cast can't jump +>Or break grabs +--- 635091397 +>>635089296 +Because people don't actually play games here. +--- 635091857 +>>635091125 +FB just doesn't really make games where walk and block into mindless command grab mix would be very interesting. They seem to like movement in neutral and reaction based defence with offence focused around baiting failed reactions rather than pure guesses, so they make command grabs relatively low reward so they get used more like a normal throw to disincentivize straight down back holding and make the normal frametrap and spacing based offence stronger, rather than a core option on their own +--- 635091869 +I'm not sure if you alt-tabbed (which crashes UNI) or if you dropped internet, but I think that is a place to call it. I still need to shower and cook dinner, so good games. +Hopefully you took a liking to Merk because he's definitely the coolest character. Only reason I don't play him myself is because you have to mash all your buttons on your throw to get more damage out of it and I don't like doing that +--- 635092015 +>>635091869 +GGs in the lobby; your Waldstein is tough to break through. Hope to see you again. +--- 635092028 +>>635091857 +>Dengeki bunko near instakill grab +>Maid grab into half your life combo +>GO grab into grab into grab into grab into 30% life grab into combo into grab +This isn't true in literally any of their games I've played +I'm fairly sure its not true for uniel, too +--- 635092065 +>>635091116 +For what it's worth, you were a lot more exciting and fun to play than most opponents I fought in this game who are too focused on doing only what they labbed. +--- 635092089 +>>635070423 +Taobaka +--- 635092485 +Anyone else able to host AACC? +--- 635092709 +>>635092065 +Man, I was just desperate to land any hit I could. +Explain to me shielding for C-Moon characters. Do I just press my fastest button immediately after the shield noise? +--- 635092986 +>>635092709 +Shield on C-Moon is fucked up (in a way that's good for C-Moon). Startup IIRC is 3f, EX Shield Window is 3f I think, and everything after is just normal Shield. EX Shield gives you the added benefit of canceling the parry with either a normal or a jump, on top of everything else a regular Shield can cancel into. With regular Shield, you can cancel into any special move you want, and IIRC also Heat or grab. + +That said, Shield also puts you in recovery, prorates damage down to about 30-50%, and leaves you open to counter hit state. Not sure if you knew, but you can also kill shield universally by just using a B or C normal, with the stance opposite to the one Shielding (e.g. 5B kills 2D, 2C kills 5D, j.C kills 2D, etc.) +--- 635093041 +>>635089296 +Server issues, even the general for that game has problems setting up lobbies. Another is that, nobody would really ask for games in STrive here because its already a populated game. These threads are mostly for less popular, older or niche titles + +In anycase, does anyone have BBCF lobbies open? +--- 635093043 +Where we dropping lads? +--- 635093054 +>>635092986 +Oh yeah and I forgot to mention, but even if it saps meter, it doesn't sap it very fast overall. C-Moon gets to hold Shield for up to a full 3 seconds. So add that on top of its versatility otherwise, and you have the best Shield in the game of the 3 Moons by far. +--- 635093123 +>>635092485 +Was concerto working for you? It's not letting me copy my ip after hitting netplay +It's been a while since I've played +--- 635093174 +>>635093123 +It wasn't, but I can't say I was able to figure out why. You can try Concerto and see if it works anyway. If not we can figure something out after. +--- 635093208 +>>635093174 +https://invite.meltyblood.club/8303 +--- 635093392 +>>635079424 +>>Doesn't seem to have a grappler +the bitch with the huge sword is a semi-grappler. +my main gripe with the steam release is being forced to use 60hz in windows because a higher hz rate causes the game to speed up. massive fug up to me +--- 635093712 +I’m sad to realize there’s not a lot of FC2 users in these threads and it’s mostly anime fighters. Therefore if I should choose one anime game to lab/git gud at, which would it be? +>BBCF +>MBAACC +>MBTL +>UNI +Those are the main ones I see, but I’m willing to hear more suggestions. Didn’t include +r because I don’t have access to my stick and fuck playing that shit with a pad +--- 635093837 +>>635093712 +what fightcade game +--- 635093869 +>>635093712 +BBCF has the most players on /v/ from what I gathered lurking those threads. But imo AACC is the most fun one +--- 635093957 +>>635093712 +Easily MBAACC. Also, I'd be down to play Alpha 2 on fightcade. +--- 635093984 +>>635093712 +CF has the most players on /v/. It used to be AACC but its been a while +--- 635093992 +>>635093712 +Come join the party when UNI2 comes out, currently it's pretty dead. +--- 635094190 +>>635093992 +This looks gay as hell. I'll be playing SF6 like any sane person. +--- 635094407 +>>635093992 +I'd be surprised if uni 2 was even announced officially until next year and it probably won't release until 2025 +--- 635094432 +>>635093712 +Fight cade makes itself too annoying to use with the limits on rooms. + +>BBCF +Has okay online, good variety in playstyles, balance is mostly okay but the top % are incredibly unfun to fight and the bottom % are straight up badly designed barely functional characters + +>Melty +French Bread fighter so vastly lower execution than most (all their combos tend to 'just work'), but also incredibly homogenized playstyles. +You'd think the moon system would avoid this but the fact it has so many clones, borderline clones and X+Y combos combined with almost everyone being an about same speed rushdown with similar inputs makes it really lack in meaningful variety + + +>Metly 2 +Paying more for a worse and more dead game + +>Uni +Dogshit online, basically unplayable, fairly lacking roster, really poor balance, just plain not good to be honest + +>If in EU +Good luck finding anyone to fight in any of these +--- 635094578 +>>635094432 +Just favorite the games you like for future use. Don't be one of those assholes sitting in like 20 rooms but only plays one game. +--- 635094651 +>>635094578 +I refuse. +--- 635094790 +>>635094432 +>CF balance is okay +>Under Night is not +What in the fuck am I reading +--- 635094892 +>>635093992 +>>635094407 +I hate how we're in the same tier as Half Life 3 at this point +--- 635094935 +>>635093837 +Mainly 3S, but alpha 2 is another one I’m decent at (I know how to do a do motion) +Any others I’d be shit at but willing to try at least. +>>635093869 +>>635093957 +Melty it is, I own the others minus MBTL, and I think they’re fun games too, so I’m sure I can play a few matches in those in the future +>>635094432 +(You) +--- 635094956 +Anyone interested in an Xrd lobby? +--- 635095026 +>>635094790 +I main Carl and I don't see many balance issues. Usually I win. If I fight Nine, I may lose. She's not fun to fight. +--- 635095062 +>>635094892 +>Half Life 3 +Please, it's only been 3 years. UNI updates used to take on average of 2 years between versions. Except this time they actually have Melty Blood to work on. +--- 635095141 +>>635094892 +UNI 2 is confirmed to be in the works by Raito, who's a regular at FB. Half Life even lost its main writer after so much time +--- 635095160 +>>635094956 +Sure I'd join, just have to finish this game of mahjong first. +--- 635095183 +>>635093992 +Ive known this game for years, and just realized how retarded that guitar looks, Jesus +--- 635095205 +>>635095141 +As well as Narita, the guy who flat out owns FB. +--- 635095228 +>>635095183 +Nah people do that fairly commonly. Dunno why if they're right handed. +--- 635095252 +>>635095183 +Do people really struggle with this. +You just do the other direction its the easiest shit. +Finding the one single frame on some old fighters to do shit is hard, not switching left/right +--- 635095315 +>>635095252 +TK inputs on pad fuck me up, especially if its off a jc-able move. It gets inconsistent for me +--- 635095329 +>>635095183 +Some guitars do have angled pickups +--- 635095390 +>>635094956 +Yeah I can go for a quick set +--- 635095439 +>>635077806 +You wanna play sometime anon? I haven't touched DBFZ in ages but I'd be down for a few games after I redownload it. +--- 635095448 +>>635095315 +One of the things FB seems pretty consistent with is making these not annoying. I don't think they have a game with super on 236236x, its always 236d or direction+ab or something weird like that, so in those games you can just do 236236 instead. +You can actually do this in pretty much every fighter if you lack meter but too many set use 236236 for supers +--- 635095519 +>>635095448 +Their EX moves are just 236C +Their "entire bar" supers are half-circle fowards +They do have characters who utilize double quarter circle though. +--- 635095584 +>>635095329 +>big horn on the hand side +>small horn facing away and even higher up the neck +>headstock shaped like a mangled caprisun +>12 frets +--- 635095612 +>>635095448 +I didnt know that for FB games. I usually have problems with it in ArcSys titles, I really want to play Valkenhayn decently, but one of his bnbs involve something like 5C > TK 214B, and I can do that facing left on pad, but facing right is frustrating. +--- 635095651 +GIVE ME TIPS ON HOW TO BE A GOOD TAGER AAAAA +--- 635095743 +>>635095651 +Step one: abandon tager +--- 635095749 +>>635095651 +Abuse the backdash +jB is underrated as fuck as a jump in +Use jC and Crimson Punisher to alter your trajectory in the air and fake people out. +--- 635095750 +>>635093712 +CF is the most popular of the four both on /v/ and overall. AACC has been seeing a decent amount of lobbies here lately, but you won't be able to play much outside of these threads unless you know some guys or go on discord. +--- 635095780 +>>635095390 +>>635095160 +Man, I apparently forgot how to make the steam lobby links. Or they changed it, I can't see the join game button on my profile any more. +m7i4 is the code +--- 635095832 +>>635071261 +>27th free for all with every character unlocked +Oh cool, I can finally play Gato and Yamazaki, the only season 1 DLC characters who should've been added to the game. And Geese I guess, but none of the others should've been picked +--- 635095931 +Is it even worth it to practice and lab arcsys games? Feels like they're so badly balanced that I study and play all I want and just die to some autistic 25 second combo that lands because of a fucked hit box or retarded interaction +--- 635095960 +I wish they'd remake the bloody roar games with online, so I could beg for games here. Super satisfying combos. +Or the first 2, anyways, the rest sucked, turned into weird anime +--- 635096052 +>>635095931 +The appeal is being able to land your shit while the other guy feels the exact thing you're describing +--- 635096132 +>>635080102 +>Arcana Heart +I'm still pissed about this. I like Daidoji Kira's design but then I select her and instead get a gay slime ball that's a grappler. +I found a character to play eventually but fuck off AH. Oh and my second pick also turned out to be a random gimmick instead of the design I wanted (bunny girl) +--- 635096158 +>>635093208 +GGs +--- 635096179 +>>635095743 +why, there's no other grapplers in cf +--- 635096185 +>>635095931 +For Strive, combos are easier in general, the labwork involves setups and situations rather than combos. FOr older titles, personally, I just do the most practical 100% undroppable combos even if I have to sacrifice damage out of it, but if I feel like I can do optimal Id go for it. +--- 635096186 +>>635095780 +I'm in, get out of training +--- 635096193 +>>635096158 +GGs +This game is too hard +--- 635096298 +>>635079202 +Do you have recommendations? +--- 635096304 +>>635096179 +There's his adopted daughter but she also sucks +--- 635096493 +>>635096052 +I despise it, I want interaction not combo autism where the faggot with the saddest nolife wins >>635096052 +--- 635096581 +>>635094892 +You could be in the tsukihime 2 dreading room with me, I think that's arguably worse. Especially with the digshit that is being added to the remake +--- 635096595 +>>635096493 +Play Under Night then. There are combos, but they are shorter on average than other anime games (except for 2 characters). Plus if your combos go on for too long, the opponent starts to gain GRD +--- 635096613 +>>635096132 +Same with Shiffon in Demon Bride +>Cool, a fairy +>Could be a sadisitc asshole as they tend to be or a cute +https://youtu.be/9mkHzESv4PA?t=258 [Embed] +>Rides a clown +--- 635096627 +>>635093043 +Why does the chat window look like IRC logs? +--- 635096676 +>>635096493 +Play Samsho. V Spec though I think they're trying to fix 2019 +No combo autism +--- 635096763 +>>635096581 +Remember when Tsukihime Remake was never ever after FGO came out? It's a miracle that Nasu decided to change the FGO fighter project into a new Melty Blood project in the first place. +--- 635096807 +>>635096613 +yeah that's fucked +I need to find a way to play Demon Bride though, watching arcade vods from a-cho Game makes me interested +--- 635096919 +>>635096763 +>FGO fighter project into a new Melty Blood project in the first place. +I would've preferred he kept it Fate rather than adding a bunch of servants and remake characters to melty +sacchin isn't even in but they added Matthew and Ushiwakamaru, that's fucked up +--- 635096960 +>>635095960 +Probably never going to happen. +Just play them online with Duckstation for the time being. +--- 635097012 +>>635096595 +>friends won't play it because no sajamback +haha epic I love the faggotgc +--- 635097024 +>>635094790 +He's mostly right if you're approaching it from a casual/intermediate perspective. Prepare to get gimmicked out hard by Mai, Es, Nine, Amane, etc. The list goes on. + +At least in UNI it's limited to a select few (Byak, Carmine, Seth and Vatista come to mind). + +>>635096919 +His greater plan involves giving her her own route in TsukiRe though and clearly he wanted to at least put a product out in the mean time. +--- 635097083 +>>635095960 +didn't Bloody Roar get online in the Capcom Collection that was 70% Darkstalkers? Or am I thinking of the wrong game. +--- 635097121 +>>635096627 +because it's soulful +--- 635097147 +>>635096763 +>It's a miracle that Nasu decided to change the FGO fighter project into a new Melty Blood project in the first place. + +No its not, it should have been an fgo fighter in the first place. Atleast people might play it. +--- 635097158 +>>635096763 +>Nasu decided to change the FGO fighter project +What do you mean? The FGO fighter came out +--- 635097169 +>>635095062 +I always thought that belt looked silly on Hyde but that it's part of his character. Turns out it's part of the school uniform. How cheeky is that. +--- 635097171 +>>635096919 +Killed my interest in even bothering with Melty to tbqh. +Standard fighting game MO now is to wait for the DLC to come out a bit to see if they do a special edition, bundle or whatever, but after like 1 or 2 melty chars they just started throwing literal whos in it from unrleated parts of the verse for seemingly no reason beyond money +--- 635097195 +>thread is 90% gay-ass random no-skill anime bullshit like melty Blood and under night +This is why /v/ doesn't play fighting games. +--- 635097234 +>>635094892 +The wait hasn't been that long yet. As long as it's a proper sequel and not ONE new character and a balance patch, I can handle waiting a couple more years without a problem +--- 635097236 +>>635097012 +eh UNI's netcode is really special in the way it sucks +--- 635097251 +>>635096919 +Sacchin can't be in. +Red Garden doesn't exist and we have no idea where her DA powers are going to go +--- 635097264 +>>635097083 +Its not even a capcom series. +You're probably thinking of red earth since it has a furry bara in it +--- 635097280 +>>635097195 +What do you wanna play? +--- 635097309 +>>635097195 +Post your game and a lobby. We have plenty of jivers here that could play you. +--- 635097357 +>>635097158 +4 characters vs the rest of the cast an FGO Fighter does not make. Also, they woefully underperform in the game compared to non-servants in high level play which is abit interesting. Guess Tsukihime's humans and vampires are built differently. + +I wouldn't have minded an FGO fighter however. +--- 635097406 +>>635097357 +I think he's talking about the arcade game, which isn't a fighter so I'm not sure why he brings it up. +--- 635097409 +>>635097195 +Why aren't you offering games then, fuckface +--- 635097451 +>>635097171 +>for seemingly no reason beyond money +But Melty Blood Type Lumina DLC is free. Also I suspect that a majority of the cast for FGO Fighter would've been year 1 servants which explains the ones that have been added thus far. +--- 635097546 +>>635097406 +Well there's the FSN Fighter Fate Unlimited Codes I guess but FGO has many more servants that they can pull characters from to make an interesting fighting game IMO. +--- 635097594 +i dont understand how people play multiple fighting games. or even multiple characters in one game. i'm moderately ok at a single character in a single game and it still feels like i need to learn a million things to not get juggled like a training dummy half my games +--- 635097664 +>>635097264 +Ah that'd be it, my bad +--- 635097671 +>>635097546 +Yeah of course, but I doubt we'd see an fgo fighter anytime soon. BB studio can barely push out the fate extra remake, which is basically vaporware at this point. +--- 635097680 +>>635097171 +They can't use more MB characters because the 2nd half of the VN isn't even out yet +--- 635097707 +>>635097594 +What I do is I play easy mid-top tier characters in every game I play (provided they also intersect with what I think is a cool character). That way I can play decently in as many fighting game as I like. +--- 635097746 +Im up for some KoF or Guilty Gear XX AC+R, SA region. +KoF2002 or 98 on Fightcade, 2002UM or XIII on Steam, I can play +R but im kinda rusty +--- 635097780 +>>635097594 +there's lots of cross pollination between what the actual fundamentals are, spacing, mind games etc. +It also depends on who you're playing too, between people here, matchmaking, discord etc +--- 635097789 +>>635097280 +>>635097309 +>>635097409 +Not that guy but I'll use this opportunity to ask for Soul Calibur 2 games. You can play it on Dolphin. I'll post the specific iso if I actually get replies. + +>>635097594 +>learning +That's your issue. Just have fun. I play amt fighting game I can get my hands on. It helps that basic combos generally translate between titles. Also anime games especially are very lax with timings so you can do cool shit. +I make it a point to try every character in a game too. +--- 635098035 +>>635097594 +Hard work, discipline, and determination. The rest comes with experience and the right approaches. +--- 635098084 +>>635074609 +yes. and he won +--- 635098296 +>>635074609 +Great run actually, but I was more frustrated with Lord Knight in that top 8, the guy simply cannot function properly unde rpressure, its been like that for YEARS. +--- 635098375 +DAS RITE. Pay the reparations, Leoboi +--- 635098420 +Anyone want to mash in CvS2? +--- 635098465 +>>635098375 +Snake Eyes is so handsome. He actually made Guilty Gear Strive fun to watch for once. Great set, but there's no way he would have won against strong EVO players. +--- 635098516 +Haha, imagine having corner damage that isn't Bomber Loops +Well, at least I got one. +GGs +--- 635098524 +>>635098375 +Does he plan to play SF6? Gief looks like he won't be ultra bottom tier now with drive +--- 635098583 +>>635097789 +I should stop bothering. + +>>635098420 +Yeah sure I'll try it. Don't expect someone that knows what he's doing though. Fightcade I assume? What's your name? +--- 635098784 +>>635097594 +Mostly boredom desu. It's more fun to explore a new playstyle and mechanics than to try to optimize one thing for hours and hours. But also I think there's a lot you can learn from a new fighting game or character, and the knowledge be will carried over to your main in some way. Learning another character will also give you first hand experience on their strengths and weaknesses, which you can then take advantage of when matched against them for example. +--- 635098835 +Does SCVI have rollback or was it delay? +--- 635098880 +>>635097594 +I LIKE DOING COOL LOOKING THINGS +THERE ARE MANY CHARACTERS ACROSS MANY FIGHTING GAMES WHO DO COOL THINGS +I WISH TO LEARN HOW TO DO COOL THINGS FOR MANY CHARACTERS +--- 635098885 +>>635098835 +delay. Currently the only SC with rollback is 1 +--- 635098940 +>>635098516 +You did get 50% off a fullscreen projectile for 50 meter, to be fair, Sparrowhawk is so cool. +Also apparently your 2K low profiles my 2P, what a button + +I bet that matchup is hard as hell against someone with better movement than me, it seems really hard to keep me from just airdashing past a chain and whiff punishing something, but if you don't throw shit out in neutral I just get to summon fish and then go in anyway + + +Anyone else Xrd? lobby code m7i4 +--- 635098964 +>>635098880 +uh, webm not related? +--- 635098991 +>>635098583 +Yeah, on fightcade. Name is Duck. +Don't forget to set buttons and stuff first. The button config for Flycast games work a little different than most fightcade games. +--- 635099025 +>>635097789 +>Just have fun +it's not fun to put the controller down and watch another guy lab on my character. have to learn stuff to stop that from happening +--- 635099054 +>>635098940 +>2k low profiles +Axl LOW, baby +But what's what I get to have for not having jab +--- 635099197 +>>635098964 +Countering supers with EX moves is cool in my book. +--- 635099212 +>>635098880 +I'm sending this to my Hyde friend +--- 635099273 +>>635099197 +Also I'm glad they fucking patched that out, Yuzu is already impossible to pin down +--- 635099591 +>>635098885 +that sucks so much, I could've sworn they announced rollback for VI when they said Geralt was in the game. +I'm pretty sure it was right when every game was adding rollback, like fuck I think DoA6 is even rollback +--- 635099626 +>>635098885 +>Currently the only SC with rollback is 1 +Doesn't Dolphin let you play SC2 with rollback? +--- 635099706 +>>635099626 +Nope, that's only for Smash (Slippi) +>>635099591 +I don't remember this. Are you sure you ain't misremembering? During that time Harada said Tekken had rollback even though it didn't +--- 635099795 +SF6Bros, how've you been enjoying the beta so far? Done any cool combos lately? +--- 635099803 +>>635099197 +Was there a name for Yuzu's TK techniques? +--- 635099905 +>>635099803 +Teleport Boosting +--- 635099952 +>>635099706 +looks like my memories are lying to me. +Maybe i conflated the wifi indicator with rollback somehow for DoA6 since I can't find info confirming it's netplay type +--- 635100018 +>>635099952 +Well, maybe you're right. PR guys are always lying their asses off +--- 635100057 +>>635099905 +Thanks, that would have bothered me all night trying to remember. RIP +--- 635100527 +>ask the fgc for a game that +>has functional well working online +>is genuinely balanced +>actually fun and not non-interactive anime kusoge +>company actually cares about its consumers (so that rules out every capcom and arcsys game) +>healthy player base without having to use shitcord +Thousands of other games easily fulfil these conditions, yet it was impossible for the brilliant fgc to answer my request +--- 635100594 +How many posts have you even made in this thread already? Go to sleep +--- 635100915 +>>635100527 +mbaacc +--- 635100947 +>>635100915 +Read the line about discord +--- 635101005 +>>635100947 +you can get games in these threads +--- 635101020 +>>635100527 +Why is "fgc" even a thing? you don't hear people say fpsc or mobac +--- 635101056 +>>635100594 +A free bump is a free bump. +--- 635101257 +>>635100527 +Fighcade lets you play old Capcom and Arcsys games so you don't have to worry about the company "caring about its players". +--- 635101328 +i wish i was feeling the motivation to play more +--- 635101339 +GGs +I fucking love gamma ray +--- 635101370 +>>635098940 +gg sorry for the lag +--- 635101374 +>>635101020 +Probably because everything else just gets lumped together into esports when talking competitive communities in those genres. + +Fighting games becoming esports has still only recently been a thing with even biggest tournaments being miniscule prize pools up until now. +--- 635101490 +>>635101370 +It was pretty good on my end, a couple noticeable spikes but very playable + +You got really good at defending against dizzy shit by the end, I really need to learn some real frametraps +--- 635101887 +>>635101257 +>trivialising a legitimate complaint +That's how we get faggots that accepted a fucking rootkit in a game +--- 635101901 +>>635101374 +what are you smoking, fightan is the genre that created esports +--- 635101952 +>>635101490 +yeah I was eating everything at first. I don't see a lot of dizzy online so I wasn't sure what to expect. a good defense is a good offense though, so eventually I just started spamming f.s and shotgun bs. +--- 635101981 +>>635101887 +Old good, new bad is what you wanted to hear though isn't it? Because modern game devs 99% of the time keep asking for your money after releasing a game via live service / season passes and you don't like that right? +--- 635102275 +>>635100527 +nips didn't learn how to make functional online until only recently and even then they still fuck it up +--- 635102584 +>>635100527 +>healthy player base without having to use shitcord +this is getting harder and harder to find in all genres +--- 635103492 +I don't think I've ever had a single fun experience playing fighting games. I always feel like I completely wasted my time when I'm done a session and that I could have been doing something better. +--- 635103616 +>>635103492 +Sucks +--- 635103802 +>>635103492 +Maybe your sense of progression is skewed by another genre that you were able to get into more quickly for multiplayer? +--- 635104012 +>>635103492 +If it's not for you then it's not for you anon. People are different +--- 635104176 +>>635100915 +>non-interactive anime kusoge +--- 635104206 +>>635104176 +Actually AACC is probably more interactive than most anime fighters. +--- 635104308 +Do any of you guys like Fighting EX Layer? I've been meaning to pick it up on PC after playing on console but I realize it's probably deader/more niche than some of the shit on fightcade. +--- 635104474 +>>635097251 +You know as I do the faggot mushroom doesn't give anywhere near half a shit about lore as an excuse. When he split the Tsukihime and Fate timelines from each other, he stated it was impossible to summon Servants because the Human Order is weak there, but we have 4 of them in Lumina. +--- 635104553 +>>635104474 +And Neco Arc throws most rules out the window. +The Fate servants being around have utterly no bearing on the plot but any spoilers for Red Garden are still taboo because they ahve yet to be explored. +DA Noel and Vlov are fair game because that's still within the bounds of Tsuki Re. Everyone after like SHIKI with blood powers, Vermilion Akiha, and the others are outside the scope of the first half of Tsuki Re. +--- 635104631 +>>635104308 +I played it a bit, it had some neat ideas but I got really fucking tired of every combo being almost exactly dash 2MP2MP2MK>special>super for every character and even with rollback it was hard to find a decent connection +--- 635105327 +>>635100527 +>>is genuinely balanced +>>actually fun and not non-interactive anime kusoge +>>company actually cares about its consumers (so that rules out every capcom and arcsys game) +>>healthy player base without having to use shitcord +because all of these are opinions and not objective and some even depend on where in the planet you live +--- 635105826 +>>635104553 +>DA Noel and Vlov are fair game because that's still within the bounds of Tsuki Re. Everyone after like SHIKI with blood powers, Vermilion Akiha, and the others are outside the scope of the first half of Tsuki Re. +C'mon man, Kouma and Miyako don't even show up let alone the Len tease. Even if he really was being honest about sticking to that, does Nasu honestly think he's gonna make it to Sion chronologically before he ends up developing dementia with how long this shit takes? + +I don't know, man. If we're speaking solely fanservice, I just find it offensive that Saber gets to be in starting lineup while someone like Aoko has to wait, and we purposefully skip over non-canons with an existing history with Melty like Ryougi in favor of the face of the mobileshit degeneration of Type Moon and a bitch no-one absolutely no one cared about until Babylon got an anime (Dantes gets a pass for the drama CD with Roa, but it pushes it when coupled with all the other shit) +--- 635105993 +>>635105826 +>does Nasu honestly think he's gonna make it to Sion chronologically before he ends up developing dementia with how long this shit takes? +Absolutely. He made people wait 10 years for Tsuki re, he'll make you wait another 5 or 9 for TATARI's storyline. +>Saber in the starting line-up +That's most likely because MBTL started out as a Fate fighting game pitch by French Bread but Nasu asked them to make a new Melty Blood to coincide with Tsuki Re. +--- 635106030 +>>635100527 +I know you're baiting but I genuinely hope Granblue Rising hits all those marks. The original was a great game but no rollback and memeflu killed it. +--- 635106062 +>>635105826 +Also, Miyako and Kouma are perfectly viable candidates because they have absolutely no role to play in Tsukihime. They're supplementary characters. +Satsuki on the other hand, got promoted to main heroine. +Vermilion Akiha is a 2nd form like Red Arc and Powered Ciel +--- 635106426 +tfw nobody to beat my ass in cartoon not-horse game +--- 635106543 +>>635106426 +It's quite risky to talk about it here +--- 635106583 +>>635106543 +I dont care, im lonely +--- 635106984 +I cannot wait for FighterZ rollback so that I can properly body people with. CHADza. +--- 635106997 +>>635106583 +If it wasn't 4AM here I'd have played ya +--- 635107152 +>>635104176 +aacc's system mechanics are so strong that you can challenge the broken chars +--- 635107169 +>>635106426 +I haven't touched the game in months but I'll mash a bit +--- 635107251 +>>635107152 +the actual broken characters ignore the system mechanics pretty well, even C moon shield won't help you much against a good C-Roa doing orb shit +--- 635107384 +>>635107251 +In fact, don't you HAVE to know how to shield against his 236C to even try and contest him if he's really optimal with orbs? +--- 635107918 +>>635107384 +Kinda, shield is basically necessary to be allowed to play neutral if he has 236C loaded because it's air unblockable for some fucking reason, but it doesn't help much against the actual orb shenanigans. The only reason it even works against 236C is because you can react to the super flash, once he's got the orbs set up in neutral he has basically complete control and you mostly just have to hope he fucks up. Luckily it's fucking hard so it's uncommon to see even a single round played perfectly and you probably will get some chances to interact even after you should have effectively lost. +--- 635108019 +Decided to pick up BBCF and chose ragna. I didn’t want to be a basic bitch but he’s cool and easy enough to learn some things with since I’m not good at crazy airdashers. Who would you recommend I try if my main games are shit like street fighter (Sakura and Dudley, are ones I’m pretty decent at)? Ive read ragna and Jin are the closest to shotos and kaguras the closest thing to a guile. +--- 635108049 +my c-ry ougi isd goddlike +the best in human histu ory +--- 635108168 +>>635108019 +Kagura is Guile if he was also a stance character. +But he also has incredibly limited aerial options and really struggles in neutral due to his sluggishness. +But if you want big-fucking-damage, then he's your guy. +--- 635108272 +>>635108019 +>>635108168 +Oh but go learn Susan'o, he's easy as fucking shit. You land 5B and 6B and you basically win neutral against most people. +--- 635108286 +Gonna switch to cheatbox for SF6. But I'll miss fiddling with my stick +--- 635108571 +>>635106030 +It'll die like every other anime game that's not Strive +--- 635108724 +>>635107251 +there's more to the system mechanics than just shield (which is still invaluable for challenging some of his pressure and gambling in neutral). being able to ex guard his shit makes a huge difference, nailing the movement is key to baiting detonations, etc. +Of course it's still stacked massively in Roa's favor but you can fuck him up as all the footage of top tier players like RedMelon eating shit shows. +--- 635108748 +>>635087610 +I fell asleep Anniebro but we can play Shock Troopers if you're up. +--- 635109062 +>>635100527 +Rushdown Revolt, assuming it doesn't flop when it comes out. +--- 635110556 +>>635095651 +Actually good Tager? +Learn backdash spots, SPD spots and the 50 trillion meme setups for his command grabs when they're magnetised. +Patience. +His guardcancel is unique in that it leaves them right in front of you, ready to be mixed. +Abuse OD & Active Flow. +"I want to make you feel like ass" Tager? +Just churn 360A/B In blockstun/hitstun. If they fuck up you scoop. If they bait with jump cancels? Just mash 2C or Collider, bound to work. +Learn the other 150 trillion meme setups for his command grabs, just go through the list each game. +Abuse OD & Active Flow. +--- 635110917 +>>635092028 +what are you talking about, it is okay to say you dont play these games bc the other guy was just right +--- 635111008 +>>635094790 +most of this post makes no sense such as melty having "homogenized playstyles" which is utterly baffling +--- 635111490 +>>635079027 +I can teach you how to make a noose so you can kill yourself faster if you want! +--- 635111923 +Did someone want to play TFH? +I'm rusty as shit but I'd be down for a few games +--- 635112185 +Lads I labbed a combo with a kara cancel for the first time I think I’m ready for evo +--- 635112901 +>>635112185 +Cool +I dont know what a kara is +--- 635113662 +>>635112901 +glossary.infil.net is probably the best thing the FGC has ever done (even though it was basically one dude) +--- 635113916 +>>635106426 +I honestly prefer netplay still on FiM +Sucks though that the only way to find matches is in the Discord. +--- 635114559 +>>635113662 +>Most Kara cancels are offensively for added range +>BB Kara cancels are all about the evasive properties of the move or offensively skirting around recovery +It's pretty cool how same concepts play out differently in different games. +--- 635114561 +decided to whip out sfv for the last time +haven't played since october +i made it to ultra silver with lucia +gold here come lads +--- 635114975 +>>635080102 +TFH has a grappler that's so stupidly overtuned that a good handful of top players are on hiatus until he gets nerfed +Imagine if Potemkin had Axl normals as specials, got a full combo off landing them, and also got a full combo off landing slide head +--- 635115030 +>>635114975 +Also that full combo brings him point blank so he can immediately perform grappler stuff as oki +--- 635115439 +>>635106426 +>>635114975 +Should I really reinstall honse game? I remember the damage feeling way too low, is it more normal now or do you have to be really optimal to get it to 6-7 touches +--- 635115875 +>>635115439 +Every character can three-touch with good starters and resources (though meter gain sucks in the current version so you probably won't see actual three-touches, and some can two-touch. Texas's grab alone does almost enough damage to three-touch and he can loop it in the corner and he can do close to 2400 damage (half a lightweight character's healthbar) meterlessly while getting good oki after + +Also the newest character has an outright touch of death in theory, but this is an oversight that will probably be patched... in three months because Mane6 doesn't do anything timely anymore +--- 635117381 +>>635115875 +I see, I just remember (oh christ probably 2+ years ago) watching content for it on youtube and trying it myself and finding the time spent in a combo to damage being way too fucking low. Like actually 10+s for <20% +--- 635118301 +>>635115439 +damage is really heavily dependent on resources, starting hit and how your opponent is playing +If they're being extremely cautious, never tech, never get counterhit and you don't ever land a big starter like a j.C and only get 2AA type hits then yeah 6+ touches happens. +If you've got even decent BNBs, nowhere near optimal, and you get a good opening hit and can dump resources most characters can do around 50% relatively easily. 3-4 touches aren't rare in round 3. + +Remember the game doesn't have Guts, it's not like GG where a hit that doesn't do 40% at full life bars is basically nothing. If your combo does 20%, which is around 1000 damage, that will 5 touch them at worst, and 1k is intermediate resourceless 5A starter territory, not quite day one combos but close. Ari does 1K with +>ABC>22C>ABC>22A>22C>ABC>236A>236C>2D +for example. + +>>635117381 +it is a fairly long combo game, damage per individual hit is relatively low, but that's not the same thing as damage per touch, real combos hurt bad and you will die really fast for getting hit in the wrong way. +--- 635118489 +>>635108019 +Pick Es if you want shoto with a sword. +--- 635118831 +>>635118301 +After the 2.0 patch in 2021, I'd say stray hits do a decent amount of damage. Overall combo damage is about the same as in 1.0, but it's a lot more frontloaded now +--- 635119309 +>>635118489 +are you implying jin and ragna don't have swords +--- 635119678 +>>635119309 +Those swords pale in comparison to Es's. It's borderline illegal what she can get away with in neutral. +--- 635119796 +i still can't believe there is a furry fighting game and it has that much effort put into it. +--- 635119978 +>>635119796 +There was another pretty high effort looking one made by one Japanese guy that people talked about for a while around a year ago, I think it was a switch exclusive and ended up getting enough praise that the dev decided to add an online mode but I don't remember hearing any more about it after that +--- 635120759 +>>635119978 +mofumofu sensen? +--- 635120974 +>>635120759 +Yeah that's the one +--- 635121063 +>>635080102 +Talos was pretty fun. +He's not that good though. But he can rob since his command grab oki loops despite the cooldowns. +--- 635121361 +I'm sure this gets asked every thread but what are your mains in the games you play? For me it'd be: +AACC: C-Arcueid/Shiki (T), learning H-Kohaku currently and can only pull off 2 combos but I put my heart into it ++R: ABA +VSav: Lilith +KoF: Athena and King, dont really have a set third even after so long +BB: Noel +Anything Marvel: Spider-Man +I heard the Xrd rollback is iffy so I'm waiting for an update before I reinstall, but I don't really have a main there still, I might try Dizzy and stick with Slayer for a while since I played him in +R before I was enlightened with ABA +--- 635121758 +>>635097147 +but anon, the only characters getting added are fgo characters anyways, its always been a fate game. +--- 635121802 +>>635121361 +>I heard the Xrd rollback is iffy +maybe back in november. it's fine now, no more crashes. +--- 635121998 +>>635101020 +Fighting games have a small playerbase with a lot of overlap between games. While there are certainly a lot of people who like FPS games, a number of factors stop them from being a "community" to the same degree as the FGC. Those playerbases are a lot larger and attracts a lot more casual players—one way to compare it is to say how there are a lot of Seinfeld fans, but not really a Seinfeld "community" because there were like 30 TV channels back then and everyone was watching it. Those genres are also often team games and if not then are a free-for-all with a lot of players in one match, making it less personal than a 1v1 fighting game. + +I think the tournament format in fighting games also contributes to players knowing each other more personally than just "someone I play CoD with;" if you compete you will regularly play against the same players, get eliminated by the same guys until you git gud, practice to beat specifically them and make notes of their player habits on top of the character matchup. Even if you only watch tournaments, you'll find more of a personality from each player than watching footage of another game, where you might only know streamers and MAYBE a few top players, distinct preferences that make it possible to tell who's playing from the gameplay alone. Fighting games are just very intimate and that, combined with its niche, makes a tighter community than those other genres. +--- 635122071 +>>635121361 +I play this guy. + +Also I'm glad to see my thread was a success. +--- 635122097 +>>635121998 +*and in fighting games can see distinct player preferences that make it possible to tell who's playing from the gameplay alone +--- 635122107 +>>635121361 +Xrd's rollback is fine. Probably not as good as +R's, but it's fine. +--- 635122241 +>>635110917 +>Give specific examples of grabs in FB games which do a fuck-ton of damage or lead into a ton v his claim with no examples they all suck +>What are you talking about, the guy with no examples is right, here's my proof: +>Picture of my ass +--- 635122357 +The Best. +--- 635122375 +>>635115439 +>>635114975 +>Make waifu fighting game +>It flops +>Begin to hate women +>Add male DLC chars +>Make them retardedly broken and unfair +Based, Skullgirls did this too +--- 635122402 +>>635121361 +Only games I'm putting a decent amount of effort in right now are TFH (Pom) and Strive (Jack-O, I'm new and still suck). Some other games I play occasionally +>VSav: Aulbath +>+R: May I want to learn Zappa but the RNG aspects make me go insane +>SFV: G +>Samsho II: Gen-An +>Skullgirls: Big Band +I wish there were more puppet characters based around defensive space control rather than near-unblockable mixups and smothering pressure, like the first two I mentioned. It's such a fun archetype for me and I can't find shit like them in the genre +--- 635123307 +>>635080102 +>Streets: +>Grappling feels like shit in streets +>Shit series +I agree for almost every entry, except 3rd Strike. +Hugo is the GOAT grappler in 3s, and Alex is pretty fun too with cool looking moves even though he's overall kinda bad. +--- 635123416 +>>635082193 +why would you not just buy a real fightstick if you're going to spend that much anyways? +regardless, this is the budget pad I got for fightans without carrying around the qanba q1, it works well for how much I paid and it's pretty nice that I can also use it as a bluetooth controller for my phone +--- 635123431 +>>635122375 +>TFH +>Waifu game +--- 635123526 +There are only two games that matter to me +STRIVE +and DBFZ +the rest don't matter to me +this is my current controller btw +--- 635123595 +>>635123526 +and this was my controller when I was mainly playing DBFZ +No I'm not fucking with you I am that much of an analogod diff --git a/v/635071591.txt b/v/635071591.txt index 3b827cd4eff6fc6f7c46ea23c97650161204c307..898fd2e6c777c4f44e7d8e148f19d3fcb6325eab 100644 --- a/v/635071591.txt +++ b/v/635071591.txt @@ -153,3 +153,560 @@ What did I lose, exactly? --- 635086749 >>635086690 steamie sisters........ is it over? +--- 635087371 +>>635086749 +>steamie sisters........ is it over? + +not really, getting Age of Wonders Shadow Magic to run in widescreen might have driven me insane + +but theres no other way to play Age of Wonders Shadow Magic portable + +volvo has a perfectly acceptable little road for you to walk on if you just want to play, its called "Great on Deck", if you stick to Great on Deck, you will almost never encounter any major issues + +the field surrounding this road is filled with razor blades and barb wire, its a pain in the ass to tinker games and applications that are not officially supported, but if you get them to run, its something magical +--- 635088645 +deck more like flopped shit +--- 635088814 +>>635088645 +I got a Deck thanks to these threads, thought you might want to know. +--- 635088872 +>>635088814 +didn't ask + ur trans +--- 635088947 +>>635071591 (OP) +the inclusion of track pads was a huge mistake that cost Valve everything. +--- 635089084 +What is the difference between a deck and laptop? When I looked it up I saw people using windows and Linux mint on it +--- 635089087 +>>635088947 +For mouse based games they are pretty much mandatory. Touch screen is not enough. +--- 635089143 +>>635088947 +correct. +--- 635089169 +>anti deck pajeets still making deck threads a year later +Don't you have anything better to do than cry because you wasted money on a chinkshit windows handheld +--- 635089402 +>>635088947 +The track pads are an amazing inclusion on it. +--- 635089501 +>>635088947 +The trackpads are literally the only reason I still use my deck +Forcing you to use the touch screen instead of having track pads would have 100% made the deck dead on arrival +--- 635089513 +>>635071591 (OP) +Rate my ‘eck +--- 635089659 +>>635089513 +those skins are absolutely fucking repulsive btw +they get gunked up and collect dust like a motherfucker +--- 635089703 +Steamdeck cannot be beat. The price entry will grab casuals and valve will keep winning. + +They will never want to go back to Nintendo handhelds again +--- 635089810 +>>635089659 +What about trackpad sticker/covers? They any good? +--- 635089828 +>>635089703 +>posting the same neogaf image for over a year now +we get it, you're mentally ill +--- 635089903 +>>635089513 +>Case +Not comfy +>Joystick covers +Not comfy +>Weird color combination +Not comfy +>Trackpad covers +Not comfy +Sorry anon just telling it like it is +--- 635089921 +>>635089810 +trackpad stickers are fine, but the texture will wear down in about a month or two of use. i wouldnt pay more than $10 for them. +i have some grip tape on my steam/quick access buttons but again those too also get gunked up over time. + +really just waiting for proper button mods to be more pervasive. +--- 635090021 +>>635089921 +Do trackpads wear out or something? Or it's just for the aesthetics? +--- 635090024 +>>635089828 +is that any worse than posting these threads everyday for 2 years? +--- 635090083 +>>635089703 +I have a deck but I love nintendo games. I hope switch 2 stuff can be emulated pretty quick and I probably wont need to get one and can just keep using my deck/desktop. +>>635089921 +NTA but I would like button mods but isnt it a pain to get all the way to them to swap them out? I see a couple on etsy. I might get one of those colored transparent backplates. +--- 635090249 +>>635090024 +He's a masochist attention seeker, ignore and move on +--- 635090256 +I unironically can't look at a steamdeck ever the same again since the 'eck 'icker has poisoned my mind +--- 635090282 +>>635090021 +if you mean the actual trackpads on the device, no those should be fine +i mean the stickers that you can buy on amazon (pic, not mine) and shit that go on top of them, usually they are textured in some way. + +i was using my right trackpad pretty heavily during my playthrough of Neon White and essentially rubbed off all the texture in the center of my pad from use, which just kind of makes them ugly now. although, i still prefer the feel of the sticker over the raw trackpad. +--- 635090350 +What’s with the rise of deck threads? Seems like they’re made every few hours when they used to be every other day +--- 635090410 +>>635090350 +i think you know why +--- 635090678 +>>635088947 +brainlet take, the trackpads are ESSENTIAL to play older PC games on the go +--- 635090902 +>>635088947 +How? You literally lose nothing by having them, it just makes certain mouse heavy games easier to play. Shit bait. +--- 635091185 +>pretending to care about trackpads +nice video game discussion + +just let it archive already +--- 635091318 +>>635091185 +I do care about them. They are great for a ton of games. +--- 635091443 +>>635071591 (OP) +I have one and like 19 other consoles and a PC. I still spend 80% of my time on my Switch. +--- 635091496 +>>635071591 (OP) +You should be used to that by now. +--- 635091663 +You guys know any good kickstand cases that fit inside the official case by the way? Is there such a thing even? + +>>635090282 +>i still prefer the feel of the sticker over the raw trackpad. +I see, didn't consider that. + +>>635091185 +No. +--- 635091851 +>>635091663 +>That fit inside the official case +I dont think so +--- 635092069 +Microsoft is doing a dedicated handheld mode for Deck. Sure doesn't feel like it. +--- 635092193 +>>635089659 +Dust? I never leave it outside the case. +--- 635092445 +>>635092069 +Lol I doubt that. If they do, it’ll be a shitty spin off project that won’t get full corporate support +--- 635092452 +Another hourly chink shit paid shill thread. How about you third worlders talk about how great your chink shit is instead of shitting on the deck? Oh wait, your chink shit costs 3x the price, runs pirated copies of windows, has inferior hardware, and absolutely zero customer support or warranty. No one gives a shit about your oled screen if the shit breaks in less than a year from overheating. +--- 635092776 +>>635092452 +Deck wasn’t finished. Valve should have (and easily could have) worked with MS to have a version of windows as a choice. SteamOS is decent, but it has too many issues with games still. Emulation is just a pain in the ass on SteamOS and you have to fuck around with shitty 3rd party apps to get them working on windows. +Just stick with the Switch. Someday someone will finally get it right. +--- 635093117 +>>635092445 +Here. Educate yourself, retard. + +https://www.theverge.com/2023/4/13/23681492/microsoft-windows-handheld-mode-gaming-xbox-steam-deck +--- 635093267 +>>635092776 +>Emulation is just a pain in the ass on SteamOS +Imagine being this tech illiterate that you can't run a .bat file that installs every emulator in existence +How do you even manage to open your web browser and visit boards.4channel.org/v/ +--- 635093305 +>>635093117 +Fucking retard +>While this project may never ship, it’s encouraging to see Microsoft employees pushing for it to happen +It’s a pet project for a bunch of retarded employees. +It’ll never ship. +Now go dilate +--- 635093358 +>>635092776 +windows will probably never be good for handheld gaming. +and valve want's PC gaming to be (relatively, they're far from ideal) free, not in an MS cage, if MS had their way, PC would be just a variant of Xbox and the freedom that makes PC unique would die. +--- 635093404 +>>635093267 +>m-muh bat files!!!! +Nope. Troonix is shit and will always be shit. Wake me up when the Deck gets a legit working install of Windows. +--- 635093480 +>>635093117 +YOU educate yourself, faggot. + +>I started this hackathon project and it didn’t go much of anywhere, but this article uses wording to make it seem like it’s something under development. Problem is - We just didn’t have the right engineers to do a lot of what we wanted to do in the short hackathon project timeframe. Maybe this odd article can help me pitch this to Microsoft again. Phil Spencer was very nice and tried to drive me to some people that could help, but everyone was tied-up at the time. + +>The goals would be to smooth over hardware issues (real controller drivers, better support for that odd portrait screen, etc), a gaming shell and tools to get you in and out of all games quickly (regardless of the store), and other refinements to areas of Windows that still don’t perform very well on a screen this size. + +>My original post in September ‘22 asking for feedback: https://reddit.com/r/SteamDeck/comments/xf7hrx/trying_again_help_with_a_microsoft_hackathon/ + +>Not sure if it matters, but the reasons I NEED/WANT to use Windows are for mod and trainer support, as well as support for a bunch of other stores (Xbox GamePass, GoG, etc). I just did not want to fight and struggle getting these things running correctly in SteamOS. + +https://old.reddit.com/r/SteamDeck/comments/12kjgkh/microsoft_is_experimenting_with_a_windows_gaming/jg3lsvm/ + +>>635093267 +He has an app for that. Isn't Emudeck the most braindead emulation setup short of installing a full OS like Batocera anyway? Little streetshitter just posts the polar opposite of the facts every single time. +--- 635093563 +>>635093404 +>I wont run the thing that installs it all at once +>Please give me a one click solution! +--- 635093583 +>>635093404 +>Download file from GitHub +>Double click +>Installs every emulator in existence +Sorry that you're too tech illiterate to double click a file, maybe the PS5 is more your speed +--- 635093657 +>>635093267 +>.bat file +>on linux +not to be that guy but those are not what linux uses, you're thinking of bash/shell, batch is windows/dos only. +>>635093404 +it works from what ive seen, its just kinda shitty cause windows is a shitty OS. +--- 635093714 +https://steamcommunity.com/groups/ickoneck +--- 635093792 +>>635089513 +i just put a silicon case over mine desu +--- 635093853 +>>635081259 +based. post frotting vids +--- 635093907 +>>635093714 +nice pfp +--- 635093948 +>>635093792 +If you own a silicone product outside of an onahole you're a literal troon +--- 635094102 +>>635093657 +>What you're referring to as BAT is actually SH, or Bash/Shell as I like to call it +--- 635094202 +>>635094102 +holy shit im actually that guy, but you get my point, different languages. +--- 635094287 +>>635073895 +And this shit is why the Deck is garbage. +>Turn on my chinkshit handheld +>Select my game and it runs no problem +>Turn on my Switch +>Select my game and it runs no problem +>Turn on my Deck (sold it) +>Every other game needs configuring, shit not working everywhere, everything needs some fucking workaround because it's running on Linux +No one wants to do this shit on a handheld. +>b-b-buh you can connect a mouse and keyboard to it +Yeah, no longer a handheld anymore is it? +--- 635094429 +>>635094287 +Based and truthpilled +--- 635094558 +>>635094287 +I've only had one game I needed a fix for +--- 635094721 +>>635088947 +absolutely fuckawful retard-made opinion on your part +--- 635094731 +>>635094287 +You mean to tell me the $1500 chinkshit requires less adjustments because it has better performance than a $400 steam deck???????? What???? No way??????????? + +And go ahead and keep giving NinteJew your money for a 9 year old phone GPU. +--- 635094806 +>>635094287 +the guide is not about getting it to run, its about optimal settings, like any other PC. +--- 635094885 +>>635094731 +I’ll gladly give WINtendo my money. I know the shit works and doesn’t need tinkering and how to guides. +--- 635095086 +>>635094287 +I've never had to configure a game on steam deck beyond changing the proton version +If you're legitimately too retarded to change proton versions you deserve to be price gouged by chinkshit and consoles +--- 635095250 +>>635095086 +Some of us play games other than shitty pixelated 2D shovelware made by two literally trannies in their garage. +--- 635095314 +Notice how the anti deck posts blatantly lie about something and then proceed to say they sold their steam deck because of the thing they blatantly lied about +Like am I supposed to be seething because you were too retarded to use Google? +--- 635095405 +>>635095250 +These are all the games I have on my deck +Cope harder +--- 635095462 +>>635088947 +based retard +thanks for the laugh +--- 635095485 +>>635095086 +Ignore him. It's a bait post, Valve has been working with triple A developers since the Deck's launch to keep things running swimmingly. I feel like it'd be the opposite, if you played weird shit, you'd have more issues. + +(For context, Elden Ring was given to Valve early and ended up being better on Linux than Windows because of that. Spider Man and Monster Hunter Rise. The latest I can think of is Jedi Survivor, which is apparently gonna get Mesa driver updates for improved performance.) + +>>635095314 +There was another liar earlier in the thread. Was having trouble with a recent title and Linux guys were being elitist. If you go to the Deck subreddit right now, there are roughly 2-5 people willing to help you without the smarm you'd expect from that image. Notice how when he was asked for which game he struggled with, he went silent. We're in deep deep waters! + +>>635095405 +Do you actually like using a single profile for emulators? I hate the lack of control emudeck used to give, but being able to make per-game settings seems useful to me. Metroid Dread will suck as much power as it can, benefits from a quick TDP cap. But other games don't want that, right? So, having the games segmented prevents that from being an issue. At least on my end. +--- 635095487 +>>635095405 +>90% degenerate coomer shit +>proudly posted +Lmao +--- 635095618 +>>635071591 (OP) +yes, now fuck off so I can continue enjoying my steam deck. +--- 635095810 +>>635095487 +>4/40 games are coom shit +Can you at least try? +--- 635095864 +>>635091663 +>kickstand case +i just think the case is a meme +big fan of the deckmate attachment. i had a kickstand attachment from etsy prior to this and it fell apart due to the heat generation from the deck. the deckmate kickstand is tooled from a proper mold and basically has saftey measures built in so you can't put it an extreme angle (since it just pops out). + +and yea, it has 2 sd cards built right into the kickstand so it's perfect for me. only issue is you can't have the kickstand part attached when you want to put it back into the deck carrying case but you can just detatch the kickstand and put it into the snack pocket. +--- 635095993 +>>635095405 +step it up +--- 635096154 +>deckshills are just porn addicts trying to prove they don't have buyers remorse by talking about how much they love the deck +You can't make this shit up +--- 635096367 +>>635071591 (OP) +Haven't really been in these threads since the beginning when the chink was aggressively shilling his chinkware, have the threads gotten better? +--- 635096448 +>>635095405 +i tried installing battlenet yesterday, but it kept getting frozen on the first popup of the installer. did you follow a guide? +--- 635096570 +>>635096448 +I changed to ge-proton7-39 +--- 635096912 +>Steamdeck so good you can't find really any flaws +--- 635098140 +>>635096570 +het installer still fucken freezes :( +--- 635098313 +>>635098140 +wait i just mashed some buttons and it unfroze, cheers lol +--- 635098473 +>>635096912 +Yeah for the price especially it is the undisputed king. Only thing I understand a bit is the screen but I honestly have no problem with it and really have no problem with vibrantdeck. +--- 635098507 +I've played Hogwarts and SoP on 'eck, I wouldn't call that losing. For now I'm giving the fans a rest and finally trying to get into Persona 4 though. +--- 635098650 +>though +--- 635099113 +>>635098507 +Sop? +--- 635099412 +>>635099113 +Strangers of Paradise. It's a poorly optimized piece of shit with fun combat (you can swap classes on the fly) and a goofy storyline. The Deck can pull 30-40 but it requires some compromises. 9th gen systems seem to run at 1080p 60 dynamic res, sometimes dipping below 1080p. +--- 635099456 +I miss the ick on eck guy +--- 635100054 +I love my deck and it was well worth the investment. I see no reason to ever use a switch or something. My deck is a legit emulation machine. Track pads feel so nice bros. +--- 635100080 +deck sure fucking sucks dick +--- 635100331 +is 40hz worth it for the performance and battery gains? +--- 635100421 +>>635100331 +yeah it works fine. i play Monster Hunter World at 40. It's significantly better than 30 but doesnt feel as good as 60. +--- 635100550 +>>635071591 (OP) +I stopped using FSR + 40fps cap + +Stuff looks so much nicer and some games go to 60fps + +FSR is a fucking blurry meme, +--- 635100593 +This is more of a steam account-related thing, but I'd be more interested in the Deck if I could play online co-op games in the same house on one account with me on my PC and friend playing it (from my account) on the Deck. I don't like the idea of buying two of the same game on two different accounts to play them. Deck would be a cool "Player 2" device. +--- 635100764 +>>635100593 +Yeah it's seriously stupid they count the Deck as a device in use. You have to use Goldberg and transfer your saves if you want to do anything sort of like this. + +Ex. I own Monster Hunter World and have legit + goldberg copy installed that I swap between depending on who or how I'm playing. I have a similar thing for Gunfire Reborn. +--- 635100908 +>Still not available in my country +No thanks, shill / anti-shill. +Don't waste your time on me. +--- 635101467 +>>635100593 +You could remote play together +--- 635101969 +>>635088947 +How can I play orc massage without trackpads +--- 635102057 +>>635071591 (OP) +By far the thing that has caused me the most buyer's remorse in my life, and I bought a fucking WiiU. + +>t. Posting from deck +--- 635102267 +>>635100550 +depends on the game + +for pixel games it works fine +--- 635102979 +>>635102057 +but that's precisely what you bought. +--- 635103435 +>>635102057 +As someone who's still mad about the Wii U, I don't believe you at all. You're not one of those lunatics who insist a streaming tablet is better than a real handheld, are you? +--- 635103827 +>>635071591 (OP) +I've lost 20 lbs since january on the deckmill with a 2,700 calorie diet +--- 635103857 +Took forever, but finally got it into the deck, blessed +--- 635104156 +>>635103827 +The fabled Omegachad. +--- 635105540 +>>635103435 +It's just too unwieldy for a handheld, it's heavy and difficult to play with on account of most buttons being all the way to the top of the console rather than near the middle (see how other handhelds do it, where the buttons are near the middle of the console), this is the one thing that fucks me up the most, no other handheld has failed this hard in terms of ergonomics, even the Vita figured it out. + +The worst part of it is the community for it will see these problems and then with a completely straight face tell me it's "easily solved" by investing a further $250 on various peripherals including a travel mouse and keyboard to get it to be usable, sacrificing the handheld portion of it. At that point I'd rather just haul a mini itx build around like a retard, or, god forbid, a gaming laptop. + +btw I couldn't post this reply from the deck because pressing enter to make new paragraphs also removes the on-screen keyboard, re-engaging it removes the previous newline, the DSi figured out the solution to this problem 15 years ago. + +I can see it devolve into an expensive Netflix machine, just like my WiiU did back then. +--- 635105696 +>>635071591 (OP) +>still playing first-person shooters with dual joysticks +--- 635106718 +>>635103857 +This right here is the “killer app.” Playing New Vegas + 3 in one game on the go is amazing. + +The older games also are great on the deck with the touch screen. Shame that Tactics apparently just wont work because otherwise the Deck is a Fallout machine. +--- 635107178 +deck fucking sucks +--- 635108962 +>>635102267 +why the fuck would pixel shit need fsr? +--- 635109042 +>>635100331 +it's usually the difference between 2 hours to 3 hours +--- 635109153 +>>635103827 +that's actually smart, most treadmill owners I know turn their mills into towel racks within a month. +--- 635109190 +Any help? +I set the TDP to 4. so why am I still pulling more than that? (5.9w) +--- 635109310 +>>635109190 +it's right there m8, that's just the processor. +--- 635109329 +>>635109190 +Are you emulating or playing the windows version of RE3? +--- 635109364 +>>635109329 +Im using the RetroArch version. +--- 635109450 +What are some games I can play on my deck for a week with shit internet? Every game I can think of in my library would be aids with controller controls +--- 635109516 +>>635109450 +i'm usually playing civ 6 or tropico 6. +--- 635109916 +>>635109450 +Depends what you're in to. I could spend a week playing just slay the spire and emulating. +--- 635110004 +>>635094287 +FUCK THE SWITCH! +--- 635110115 +>>635109516 +>civ 6 +I already can't stand moving all those units one by one on a desktop, playing it on deck would probably kill me +>>635109916 +I play a ton of different games in almost all genres, I've played a lot of slay the spire and it was probably enough to make not want to play card games ever again, my favorite genre is logistics like Factorio or DSP but that plays like shit with controller controls +--- 635110797 +shitdeck flopdeck +simple as +--- 635111362 +>>635090410 +I dont spend much tike on /v/ these days because of all the shitted/cuck discord bot spam these days, so no i dont +--- 635112948 +>>635078732 +>turns on Switch for the first time +>100000000 updates +wow just like every console +--- 635113187 +>>635103827 +How do you game while walking? +--- 635113653 +>>635113187 +i rest my elbows on the towel and it's stable. some games aren't gonna work like sekiro or nioh or something. i usually play jrpgs or grindy games like borderlands 2, binding of isaac, yakuza like a dragon +--- 635113754 +>>635110115 +You can get some ideas of good deck games here +https://store.steampowered.com/sale/decktop100 +--- 635113838 +>>635113653 +Fair enough, I'll give it a try. I've either taken work meetings from my treadmill or sometimes watched anime. I figured gaming would be too difficult while walking. +--- 635113990 +>>635071591 (OP) +deck is the perfect emulation machine and portable, so no. retards trying to play AAA shit on it might be disappointed, but theyre already retards for playing AAA shit anyway so who cares. +--- 635114139 +>>635113838 +it's not. i got one of those mice that uses a ball you move with your thumb for the laptop since it's more stable +--- 635115546 +Give it to me straight, just how shit is the screen on this thing? I love my Switch OLED's screen but I never thought the original Switch had an awful panel or anything. And no, I will not bother with Vibrant Deck because that's fucking stupid to just increase color saturation for no reason. +--- 635115610 +>>635095086 +Bro this is a straight up lie. Why even say shit like this? Anyone with a deck thats done anything more than turn it on has had to look up fixes for even steam aproved games. +--- 635115634 +>>635113990 +>emulating on a tiny dingy little screen +I hope you're emulating Vita, it's not perfect for anything bigger +--- 635115674 +>>635095485 +Wow a self admitted redditor is also a console drone. What a surprise +--- 635115824 +waiting for amoled +--- 635115952 +>>635103827 +How frequently a week and how long do you walk per session? +--- 635116016 +>>635115546 +Better than the original switch's screen +--- 635117120 +I wish I could buy one, it sucks that is hard to aquire one in third world. +--- 635117357 +>>635115952 +i walk every day 30 minute minimum to 3 hr. usually 100 mins. 2.5 mph + +i also lift though +--- 635117465 +>>635093907 +thanks king + +>>635093714 +--- 635117490 +>>635074102 +>. Now that things like the ROG ally are coming out +ROG ally doesn't have trackpads, which just shows that they have no idea what the appeal of this device is. 120hz screen on a handheld? +--- 635117680 +>>635105540 +>It's just too unwieldy for a handheld, it's heavy and difficult to play with on account of most buttons being all the way to the top of the console rather than near the middle (see how other handhelds do it, where the buttons are near the middle of the console), this is the one thing that fucks me up the most, no other handheld has failed this hard in terms of ergonomics, even the Vita figured it out. +...What? It's great in those regards, it's like you're describing the 3DS XL. What are your hands like? +--- 635117978 +>>635094287 +>Turn on my Switch +>Select my game and it runs no problem +lol +--- 635118082 +>>635088947 +They're literally an essential feature of a handheld PC, unless you invent an even better pointing device. +No, a touchscreen isn't enough. +--- 635118159 +>>635094287 +way to out yourself as a shitter, deck has desktop mode with proton which runs 99% of windows apps +--- 635118496 +>>635090350 +Shit posters have found a new thing to make a fuss about to get hate clicks, combined with a few genuine contrarians who want to vent their tard rage that people are lik8ng gaming wrong compared to how they imagine things should be. +--- 635121146 +>>635108962 +you reduce the resolution and activate FSR, i imagine it would improve battery life +--- 635122090 +>>635108962 +Your post reminds me of two pixelshits with memory leaks. +--- 635122490 +>>635113653 +Are you leaning over while walking then? +--- 635122806 +>>635080171 +>don't forget the one autist who keeps saying the deck has no games while defending the switch +What a sad individual diff --git a/v/635072158.txt b/v/635072158.txt index 8e979118880459cd1028df5987686b3a5937b974..e05359179dc2de2651da1a58243adc3864608089 100644 --- a/v/635072158.txt +++ b/v/635072158.txt @@ -319,3 +319,529 @@ You started with the best console ever made you ungrateful little shit. --- 635086916 >>635072158 (OP) NES controller +--- 635087808 +>>635072158 (OP) +I started on 6, put heavier time into 7, and still own all but 5 and 18 which I have never touched. 10 and 13 are closest to my heart. +--- 635088064 +>>635086790 +I never said I didn't love my PS1 you jaded old fuck +--- 635088319 +>>635072158 (OP) +I think it was 5 but it could've been 3 +--- 635088452 +>>635072158 (OP) +5 I think? But I moved to PC just after +--- 635089689 +>>635072158 (OP) +controller : 4 +age : 24 +--- 635089754 +>>635072158 (OP) +Started with 2 in 1986. Might have been '85 though. My memories from back then are getting fuzzy. +--- 635089794 +2, but 5 was the real deal (29 years old) +--- 635090881 +>>635072158 (OP) +8 +My dad backed the wrong team but it was and still is the wackiest console and I had a shit ton of fun playing it. Miss you, Dad. +--- 635092854 +>>635072158 (OP) +4 +--- 635093026 +>>635072158 (OP) +6. Although I was still very young, and it was more so the family console I had to share with my siblings. My true first console which was 100% mine alone would be 10. +--- 635093396 +I'll havetwo number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 4 & 5s, one with cheese, and a large soda. +--- 635093541 +>>635075789 +My nigga +>>635072158 (OP) +Can't believe I'm one of only two 10s in this thread. Still have a soft spot for that controller +--- 635093646 +>>635072158 (OP) +2 but on a more serious note 6 +--- 635094762 +>>635072158 (OP) +you dont have the intellivision on here +--- 635095381 +>>635072158 (OP) +4 +--- 635095483 +>>635072158 (OP) +10 and 9 +--- 635095615 +>>635072158 (OP) +Solid 2 +But also why no arcade joystick option +--- 635095727 +>>635072158 (OP) +4 +--- 635095863 +>>635072158 (OP) +this one +--- 635095889 +1 you underage faggots +--- 635096083 +>>635072158 (OP) +KBM -> PSP -> borrowed random 3rd party controller -> DS3 -> DS4 +--- 635096941 +>>635072158 (OP) +I'm 31 years old and have never owned a console or controller. +--- 635097556 +>>635072613 +same here but also missing 18. +--- 635097812 +>>635072158 (OP) +5/7 +--- 635097926 +genesis, but this was a handmedown in the late 90's. went straight from that to PS2 a few years later. fifth gen is still kind of a blindspot for me even if some of my favorite games are from it +--- 635098138 +>>635072158 (OP) +3/4/5 while visiting relatives, 6 was the first controller I used in my own home when Mario 64 came out as a birthday present. +--- 635098168 +>>635072158 (OP) +4 or 6, I must've been like 4 so I dunno +--- 635099270 +>>635072158 (OP) +5 +--- 635099962 +>>635072158 (OP) +1, 1986 baby with an atari in our household. +--- 635100086 +>>635072158 (OP) +Played 2 at my neighbor's. Parents bought me 3 for Christmas when I was seven. +--- 635100090 +>>635072158 (OP) +1 3 4 lets gooooooooooooooo +--- 635100156 +>>635072158 (OP) +keyboard and mouse +--- 635100223 +>>635072158 (OP) +Fucking zoomers, I swear +--- 635100431 +>>635072158 (OP) +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNJVcA-ZMPE [Embed] +--- 635100590 +>>635072158 (OP) +14 + +Sent from my iPhone +--- 635100605 +>>635094762 +My nigga. My nana had an Intellivision and her, my mom, and me sat down and beat Donkey Kong Jr. when I was like 4 or 5. Years later when nana had dementia and couldn't remember anybody's name, she would always know me immediately if I brought up Donkey Kong Jr or Burger Time. Based nana, I hope you're dabbing on filthy casuals in hell right now... +--- 635100814 +4 + +Played on my Dad's SNES he had back when he was in college. First NEW console was the original Playstation when my Dad bought it for us. We bonded over Metal Gear Solid. +--- 635100835 +>>635072158 (OP) +6 was the first console I ever owned, but the first console I ever played was a SNES. I think Super Star Wars was the first game I ever played outside of educational kid games on our Apple Performa. +--- 635101007 +>>635073073 +no ones first console was a Saturn. +--- 635101109 +>>635072158 (OP) +2/3 at friends houses. +7 as my first years later. +--- 635101152 +>>635072158 (OP) +6 +--- 635101212 +>>635072457 +Same. We old. +--- 635101248 +>>635072158 (OP) +7 but I only used it like 5 times because the console was my brother's. Skipped all the way to 18 because I only had handhelds between them. +--- 635101250 +>>635072158 (OP) +mouse without a wheel. I remember my dad with a three button mouse, never understood what the third one was for +--- 635101265 +>>635072158 (OP) +Sega Master System. Not on the list, because Space Harrier is too based for this board. +--- 635101307 +>>635073465 +this +--- 635101373 +>No controller S +Retarded +>No master system pad +Heretical +--- 635101439 +10 +--- 635101481 +>>635072792 +Only real gamers played on KBM as a kid. +--- 635101552 +>>635101481 +The first PC game I played was maplestory lol +--- 635101604 +Knockoff 2 controller. +>>635074454 +Based. +--- 635101687 +>>635072158 (OP) +7 ps1 chads rise up +--- 635101867 +>>635072158 (OP) +7 +then 6, 9, 10, 11, 12 and it stops there. unless you count the xbone controller i use for my pc +--- 635101946 +>>635072158 (OP) +From first to last: +2 > 3 > 10 > 14 > 13 > 16 > 15 > 19 + +Most liked: +>Gamecube +Overall pretty comfy, a shame there's not a second Z bumper, C stick and dpad sucks but most games don't need them anyways +>Dualshock 4 +Battery life could be better but the face buttons, dpad and triggers were great, touchpad was useful on PC +>Series X controller +Overall pretty great, Dpad could be better I guess but it's not a big deal, wish it included rechargeable batteries + +Most disliked: +>NES +sharp corners were really uncomfortable and the Dpad made my thumb sore +>Wiimote +A button was too noisy, 1 and 2 buttons were too mushy, Dpad was too stiff and made my thumb sore just like the NES +>Dualshock 3 +it felt extremely cheap, terrible triggers, convex analogs were a bad design decision, my thumbs slipped all the time + +Honorable mention: +>Wii U Gamepad +surprisingly comfortable and not terrible despite its weird concept and design, its screen was good for Off TV Play, terrible battery life tho +>Wiimote + Nunchuck combo +idk, it was kinda comfy being able to spread your arms as you wish unlike a regular controller since the nunchuck was a separate device +--- 635102039 +>>635072158 (OP) +NA, my first was the zap gun for duck hunt +Fucking casuals. +--- 635102098 +>>635072158 (OP) +1, though I was born in '87. Right on the line of low income meant getting vidya via garage sales. I think we paid $20 for an Atari 2600 and a Magnavox Odyssey2, along with a box of games for both. +Was always a trip visiting my friends houses with their fancy N64 or PS1. +--- 635102124 +>>635072158 (OP) +6, at my cousin’s house. Then 11 (at their house), then my first console which was mine was 10. Now I own 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, and 18. Not pictured but also in my collection is the Sega Master System. +--- 635102158 +>>635072158 (OP) +4 prolly 3 +--- 635102527 +>>635072158 (OP) +1, first game ever was joust on the 5200 then pole position. I still have them boxed up behind me. +I've also always been here since 2005 +--- 635102548 +>>635072158 (OP) +>>635072792 +This. I had to learn the basics of soldering at age 7-8 in order to get the cobbled together scrap from garage sales stuffed into a cracked and bent compaq case to boot a fucked bootleg IBM PC DOS until I could get my hands on MS-DOS. I still remember the glee of getting a program running, then managing to get the dot matrix printing. Such a thrill, wondering if that ozone smell is just something irrelevant getting toasted, or some critical component detonating. +--- 635102604 +where's pong paddle, intellivision and coleco options? +--- 635103043 +>>635072158 (OP) +I had both 1 and 2, but I probably played 2 first +--- 635103093 +>>635101946 +the ds3 was fucking awful. had to use it to play cod at my friend's house +4 was a huge improvement, i liked it for pc games until got an xbone controller. + +>wiimote +i had been used to nintendo's bs with the gc and 64, but the wiimote was the first time i really felt i wasn't playing a real console. to make matters worse, it was the first time experiencing crappy video games. paper mario wii was a huge downgrade from ttyd, brawl didn't feel right and other m was awful. galaxy was the only wii game i actually enjoyed, having played tp on the gc. +--- 635103253 +>>635072158 (OP) +2, 11 is my all time favorite though, chunky boi +--- 635103313 +>>635072158 (OP) +8 here. Where are my fellow dreamcastchads? +--- 635103403 +>>635072158 (OP) +Sub-question: Out of all controlers you've used, what do you feel is the very best one? Personally, i'm in love with the Dualsense +--- 635103591 +>>635103093 +the Wiimote was great with games that actually tried to incorporate its novelty into their game design + +playing Tennis on Wii Sports was perfect, some shooters like The Conduit, Resident Evil 4, Metroid Prime Trilogy, CoD Black Ops and MW3 also played great with the Wiimote + nunchuck + +then games like Xenoblade were obviously not designed with the Wiimote in mind and they ended up with weird af control schemes +--- 635103640 +>>635072158 (OP) +4 +--- 635103662 +>>635103403 +Xbox Series X +--- 635103693 +>>635080916 +Are you me? +--- 635103762 +>>635072158 (OP) +3. I was 6 when I got one for Christmas. But technically I was playing on my Dads DOS when I was 4-5, Wolfenstein 3D and PoP. +--- 635103765 +>>635103403 +xbone. really wanna try the sex controller and check out the differences, but the xbone is a straight upgrade to the already godly 360 controller. +i've used a dualsense once, it's not an xbox controller but it's bretty gud +--- 635103958 +>>635072158 (OP) +Number 4. Also +> no gameboy +Come on man. +--- 635104415 +>>635072158 (OP) +Ironically a Jaguar controller, but in all reality 7 but with dualshock. +--- 635104614 +>>635072158 (OP) +1 followed by 3 then 2 then 4. +--- 635104723 +>>635072158 (OP) +Turbo Grafx controller that isn't even on this list so fuck you +--- 635104753 +>>635072158 (OP) +3 +--- 635105412 +>>635072158 (OP) +14, and fuck all of you geriatric morons too. i started playing video games at 3 and it was the best mistake of my life. +--- 635105437 +>>635072792 +>mouse +Zoomer detected. +--- 635105650 +>>635072158 (OP) +Pic 7 but I'm a zoomer, we were just too fucking poor to afford buying a more recent console +--- 635105897 +>>635072158 (OP) +11 +--- 635105930 +>>635072158 (OP) +2 +--- 635106458 +>>635072158 (OP) +My dick +--- 635106535 +>>635072158 (OP) +9, I was 5 years old and FFX was my first video game +--- 635106606 +>>635072158 (OP) +1, but only because my dad kept his from when he was younger. +--- 635106714 +>>635072158 (OP) +2 +--- 635106902 +>>635072158 (OP) +5, and it was beautiful +--- 635106959 +>>635072158 (OP) +2 +--- 635107189 +>>635072158 (OP) +--- 635107606 +N64 controller, also remember how big this shit was irl and had issues to hold it properly, there was a button used in very few games at the very button, I think it was named Z or something + +the joystick went to shit fairly quickly though, otherwise the controller probably works fully today +--- 635108268 +>>635072158 (OP) +7 +Another question would be how old were you then. +--- 635108591 +>>635072158 (OP) +you didn't post it +--- 635108653 +>>635072158 (OP) +2 was a hands-me-down then 6 which I sometimes traded with my friend in exchange for 7 +--- 635108683 +>>635072457 +Literally what I was going to type +--- 635110239 +I played 1 when i went to a uncle of mine. My parents actually bought 2. +--- 635110680 +>>635072158 (OP) +7 with the analog sticks +--- 635110804 +>>635072158 (OP) +20 +old games were just better FRFR ong + +jk, 4 +get fucked, younguns. +--- 635110865 +>>635072457 +2 was at my friends house +--- 635111025 +>>635072158 (OP) +Had 2, 3, and then 7 onward to current. +--- 635111048 +4 +>>635079321 +That's a nice start +--- 635111119 +>>635072158 (OP) +6 +--- 635111213 +>>635072158 (OP) +3 +--- 635111371 +>>635072158 (OP) +3 +--- 635111504 +This Commodore 64 beast. We called them joysticks back then. Good times. +--- 635111759 +>>635072158 (OP) +12 + keyboard and mouse. +--- 635112210 +>>635072158 (OP) +21 +--- 635112429 +>>635072158 (OP) +6 and I claw gripped it like an arcade controller when I got it as a 4 year old. +--- 635112543 +>>635072158 (OP) +Had 6 and an original gameboy in the home but long before that I was playing Duck Hunt and SNES shit at other people's houses and whatnot so I could technically say 2/4. +--- 635112679 +>>635072158 (OP) +Either 9, 10 or KBM. The first games I can remember replaying are Simpsons Hit and Run, Dynasty Warriors 3, Wind Waker and Battlefront 2. +--- 635112761 +>>635072158 (OP) +--- 635112867 +Bingo! +--- 635113105 +Use the correct term and I might answer, the correct term is Video Game Remote. Do better next time and you wont make a fool out of yourself and waste everyones time. +--- 635113175 +4 +--- 635113246 +>>635072158 (OP) +2 +--- 635113309 +>>635072158 (OP) +Dualshock 1, which isn't on the list. I owned a PSone. +--- 635113851 +>>635072158 (OP) +7 +--- 635113961 +>>635113105 +>yfw Americans call thumbsy-fumblers "controllers" +--- 635114110 +>>635072158 (OP) +>no intellivision +>no master system +what clueless zoomer made this? +--- 635114191 +>>635072158 (OP) +1 even though im a zoomer +my teacher in third grade brought an atari into class one day, we all took turns playing it, good times +she miscarriaged that year +she was the sweetest woman ive ever met, bless your soul Mandy, wherever you are +--- 635114475 +>>635072158 (OP) +2 +--- 635115224 +>>635072158 (OP) +1. Such huge amount of shite in that library. At least nes and sms had some games with real graphics +--- 635115313 +>>635072158 (OP) +1. +Also I had a Commodore 64. +--- 635116245 +>>635081187 ++1 was disappointed to not see it there. +--- 635116332 +>>635072158 (OP) +7 +--- 635116342 +>>635072158 (OP) +2 if you count rentals +otherwise 4 +--- 635117563 +>>635072158 (OP) +3. I fucking loved my Megadrive. +--- 635117665 +>>635072158 (OP) +Technically 2 but I was too young to fully enjoy the NES, the SNES was my jam. The PS1 and N64 was the first time I was an idort. +--- 635117743 +>>635072457 +2 but 6 for me +My parents dug out an old NES for me that I used as my primary console for many years until I got my first current-era console, the N64. My first console was years out of date. +--- 635117898 +>>635072613 +>>635097556 +1 chad melding in, missing 17, 19 and 20, also I have different 11 version. +--- 635118017 +>>635072158 (OP) +eat shit dataminer +--- 635118028 +2 but the sega version (master system II controller +--- 635118148 +>>635081187 +this one yes, my first home console game was alex kidd i think +--- 635118371 +>>635072158 (OP) +Either 6 or 8, I dont remember the chronology of events that far back. +But if you mean the first one I actually owned myself, then its 7. +--- 635118404 +>>635072158 (OP) +2 and 3 +--- 635118473 +can somebody edit this pic to also include the ps one dualshock 1 i grew up with, so that i can repost it for years until i have it become the "official" version? +--- 635119586 +0 +--- 635119738 +>>635072158 (OP) +6 and I developed autism, I used to be a normal kid. +--- 635119852 +>>635072792 +this, never used a controller in my life +--- 635119928 +>>635072158 (OP) + 10 +I'm a 25 year old khhv +--- 635120205 +>>635119586 +To think Clive blew all the money he made from this on a tricycle.. +--- 635120312 +>>635072158 (OP) +Wheres the Sega Master System controller? I can't find it on there. +--- 635120403 +>>635072158 (OP) +I had a bootleg NES which I had gotten three years after PS1 was first released. I was only able to play a real Playstation in 2001/2002 +--- 635120448 +>>635081187 +This but Shadow of the Beast and Robocop vs Terminator were my gotos. +--- 635120924 +>>635072158 (OP) +6 all the way bros. +--- 635121475 +>>635111504 +I miss the times when joysticks were more mass produced than mice +--- 635121532 +>>635072158 (OP) +2 and 3, I was 3 years old and I am 31 now. +--- 635121678 +3 and 5 were both usable together +I much preferred 5 +--- 635122871 +richfags get out +--- 635122983 +>>635072158 (OP) +6 and 7, I wasn't very into vidya as a kid though +--- 635123205 +>>635072158 (OP) +What was your lifepath anons? +Mine was 1 -> 3 -> 5 -> 7 -> 9 -> 13 -> 19 +Also PC ofc. +--- 635123242 +>>635120924 +That's not how you use it dumbo +--- 635123359 +>>635123205 +6,7>9,11>12,14>13(end of lifespan)>16(same) +--- 635123376 +>>635123242 +>transparent purple controller +>smol pp +>gun to an hero +>A fucking wristwatch +--- 635123439 +>>635123205 +3 -> 4 -> 5 -> 6 -> 7 -> 9 -> 10 -> 13 -> 14 -> 16 -> KB+M +played Nintendo the most tho +--- 635123620 +>>635072158 (OP) +2 + +i'm old diff --git a/v/635077908.txt b/v/635077908.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..bd25884190d0a64c4173da535fe7fe005df76623 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635077908.txt @@ -0,0 +1,1821 @@ +----- +--- 635077908 +As much as I like the remake, Saddler was such a massive downgrade. While obviously evil, it didn't feel like he was was completely insane and he had a sense of humor and was even weirdly charming. The new one is just a genuine cult leader with true faith and lost his mind - much less entertaining, and more cliché. +--- 635078059 +Where is the explanation in the remake as to why Ashley was kidnapped? What did they plan to do? Krauser seems to of bought into the cult bullshit as well. +--- 635078142 +>>635077908 (OP) +They’re leaning much heavier into the political undertones this time around to connect with the zeitgeist. Saddler is basically a trump-Esque figure and the cultists are MAGA, that’s why this time around there’s like actual magic. Notice how he can control people that are infected with the plagas? That’s an analogy to trump/republicans and the way that they’re essentially drones who do the bidding of whatever their leader tells them +--- 635078443 +>>635078059 +what was the deal in 4 again? they were in the process of infecting her and were just going to drop her off to get recovered before leon came too early and fucked it up? +--- 635078780 +>>635078142 +>Made by Japs +>No niggers anywhere +>Bad guys are literally NPCs +Anon, if there's a political metaphor to be found there it's that they're SJW faggots +--- 635078890 +>>635078059 +Infect her and send her back to the United States with a dominant strain to infect other people. Her being the presidents daughter was just a power play. +Weskers motivation is actually clearer in the remake, hes helping saddler because he hates the us government and wants revenge for what they did to him and his men in whatever operation they did that got bungled +--- 635079018 +>>635078142 +If you'd rather "talk" about politics go do that, don't make this board worse by actively steering conversations into idiotic waters. +--- 635079037 +>>635077908 (OP) +>new thread about demake4 +>right after last thread died since baiters got bored and shills couldn't answer the questions about ada changed to be le stronk monotone woman +>>635014173 → +>>635014173 → +har har har, all fields. +--- 635079067 +>>635078443 +Saddler wanted to ransom her off and after Leon showed up they were buying time for the plagas to grow. +--- 635079104 +>>635077908 (OP) +whenever i hear him talk i just hear +>SKYRIM IS FOR THA NORDS +--- 635079197 +>>635077908 (OP) +One thing you gotta keep in mind is that in the original JP script (and subs) OG Saddler WAS just a genuine cult leader with true faith. It was the English localisation that added the sheisty anti-American conman aspect. +I did really like that aspect though and I wish they tried to merge the English and JP versions like they did with some other parts of the remake. +--- 635079270 +>Oh, I think you know. The American prevailing is a cliche that only happens in your Hollywood movies. Oh, Mr. Kennedy, you entertain me. To show my appreciation, I will help you awaken from your world of cliches. +>immediately turns into giant eyeball weakpoint monster + +absolute 10/10 kino +--- 635079458 +>>635077908 (OP) +I don't see how a cult leader believing their own dogma is "more cliché" than just pretending. Seems like they're both common tropes. +In the original Saddler is corny and in the remake he's more creepy. They're both fine but I think the remake version feels a bit more cohesive to the overall game. +One of the biggest issues I had with the original's story is that Leon's/Ashley's infection isn't given the weight it deserves. It seems important at first but then the game forgets about it for a while, then it gets cured by a random machine easily. The remake took it more seriously and also had a more plausible explanation for why there's a random parasite removal machine (it's still dumb that Saddler didn't have it destroyed or heavily guarded but maybe he didn't know about it). + +>>635078059 +The same plan as the original. + +>>635078142 +I'm not one of those "no politidicks in muh vidya gaems" retards but this is a shitpost. +--- 635079487 +>>635079197 +He wasn’t really anti America. He wanted Ashley infected so she could infect the president so he could control him and thus the biggest superpower in the world. The only person who’s really anti America is western and he had legitimate beef +--- 635079513 +How do I kill the fish faster +--- 635079551 +>>635077908 (OP) +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daDolribbqE [Embed] +--- 635079648 +>>635079197 +I wasn't aware of that. Did the localisation make any other big changes? +--- 635079660 +>>635079197 +Do you have any proof of this? +RE isn't like other Japanese franchises, the English voice track IS the original. Are you telling me the devs didn't know the dialogue in their own game? +--- 635079684 +>>635079513 +When it does the frontal charge on you, try to hit it in the eyes. If you do it'll go into a more exaggerated damage animation and one shot to the mouth should either kill it outright or put it on such low health that only a few more would kill it +--- 635079687 +>>635079551 +Holy fucking K I N O +How can anyone say the game is better off without that +--- 635079742 +>>635079197 +The OG had no Japanese voice acting. It was all in English. +--- 635079748 +>>635079197 +It seems the localization was the best thing to happen to this game. Crazy how times have changed +--- 635079826 +>>635079487 +He was explicitly anti-American in the original. +https://youtu.be/sj8FbYUvQIw?t=50 [Embed] +>No longer will the United States think they can police the world forever. +--- 635079880 +>>635077908 (OP) +Literally every character besides luis is a downgrade. +> boring ass wooden plank Leon +> Ashley is an independent wahmem now +> Mendez is just a tall guy who infects Leon and then promptly dies like in the original +>Hunnigan may as well have been removed as she has no screen time +> Salazar lost the campy charm that carried him in conversation like his right hand quote. +> Krauser is painfully one-note “rookie rookie rookie” +> Ada lost all her charm and sounds like she has been lobotomised with a chain saw by a monkey +>Saddler also lost all the campy charm like Salazar and became a one note crazy zealot yelling about lambs and salvation and shit. +It’s a fucking joke that they cut the radio conversations because it gutted most of these characters +--- 635079954 +>>635077908 (OP) +Writhe in my cage of torment, my friend :) +--- 635079989 +>>635079880 +>Ashley is an independent wahmem now +lol not really, she's still very dependent on Leon and much more flirtatious over the course of the game instead of just at the end. +--- 635079991 +>>635079458 +The original also had a reason for why there was a machine to remove the plagas. +Saddler had asked Luis to find ways to make the parasite resist being removed. So obviously he would need the equipment needed to remove them to test and experiment. +--- 635080132 +>>635079880 +>Mendez is just a tall guy who infects Leon and then promptly dies like in the original +The worst thing they did with Mendez is that he no longer jumps out the window to chase Ada +--- 635080176 +>>635079880 +I personally thought the constant radio interruptions in the original were annoying, the chapter system in general was a way to hide loading screens. RE4make didn't need that so they made the chapters longer/less segmented, thus there were fewer radio conversations needed to cut between them. +--- 635080187 +>>635079880 +>Ashley is an independent wahmem now +Why keep spreading this lie? She’s still completely helpless without Leon, she dotes over him for the entire game, the only thing they changed is now you don’t HAVE to catch her from a ledge if you wait long enough, and when she lands she looks like she broke her leg +--- 635080302 +>>635080132 +Also that he doesn't shut the fuck up in his boss fight, he's much less intimidating because he won't stop whining the entire time. +--- 635080325 +>>635080176 +The game didn’t need chapters to “hide” loading. +Basically every second door you entered gave you loading. +--- 635080517 +>>635080176 +The radio is where a lot of the antagonists' charm and characterizations from the original came from. It wouldn't be innately bad if they removed them, but the problem is they didn't replace them with something equivalent, so both Salazar and Saddler feel greatly diminished. Yeah I know Salazar can speak through the little pipes but without Leon being able to talk back the effect is lost. +--- 635080609 +>>635079197 +Most of Capcom's games are English first, RE being no exception, genius. +--- 635080675 +>>635079684 +What the fuck, wowe +--- 635080929 +>>635078059 +It's explained in all of the documents you pick up throughout the game. If you read them you would know +--- 635080945 +>>635079880 +>Krauser is painfully one-note “rookie rookie rookie” +as opposed to in the original where he shows up out of no where with no context nor character to speak of whatsoever? +--- 635080975 +>>635080609 +Only the old RE games. The new ones have Japanese voice acting. +--- 635081342 +>>635080945 +He did it all for Umbrella's sake... +--- 635081490 +>>635079660 +>RE isn't like other Japanese franchises, the English voice track IS the original. Are you telling me the devs didn't know the dialogue in their own game? +You're right but the thing is, the JP subtitles use the original dialogue scripts even when they don't match the English voice acting. This is the case for all of Capcom's English VA only games of the time and even to this day with games like DMC5 there is a discrepancy between what JP voices say and what JP subs say, because for some reason they don't update the subtitle scripts to match changes/ad libs in VO unless it's a MAJOR change. +>>635079648 +Dialogue overall (outside of the castle which is equally goofy in EN and JP) is less self-aware and comedic in JP. Leon generally jokes less and is more stoic. To create a reference point, think of a sliding scale with JP Leon on one side and EN Leon on the other. In terms of seriousness to comedy, Remake Leon would be in the middle. They made a concerted effort to try bridge the gap between the two characterisations. +Some examples; +Hunnigan says she was worried because Leon didn't contact her for a few hours +>English +"Don;t you mean lonely?" +>Japanese +"...Sorry" + +>English +"Monsters. Guess after this there'll be one less to worry about." +>Japanese +"Another monster?" + +>English +"Where's everyone going? Bingo?" +>Japanese +"What's going on...?" + +>English +"No thanks, bro" +>Japanese +"I'm not with you" + +>English +"Thanks. That should keep me company. Cuz boredom kills me" +>Japanese +"I guess I won't be bored" + +Saddler doesn't really mention terrorism or express any outright disdain for the US in JP +>English +"No longer will the United States think they can police the world forever" +>Japanese +"The United States is just right for demonstrating my power to the world" +--- 635081572 +original story like was subverting america by controlling politicians and other sectors. it was too anti jewish so they made capcom shift it more towards anti church theme +--- 635081574 +>>635080929 +What document besides the one you find in Krauser's tent on the island? All that says is how he kidnapped her, nothing about what their plan is with her and the USA. +--- 635081585 +>>635077908 (OP) +Saddler was nothing special to begin with except for his plaga dick he killed Luis with. +--- 635081648 +who the hell is this? +--- 635081796 +>>635080609 +They're WRITTEN in Japanese first, then those scripts are translated and localised to English for the voice actors. But the Japanese subtitles still used the original scripts. +--- 635081862 +>>635081648 +Her and the other girl were just two people that wandered into the town and used as ritual sacrifice, they’re not given any backstory aside from being in the wrong place at the wrong time +--- 635081891 +>>635080474 +This probably was a lot funnier in your head. +--- 635081961 +>>635080474 +>webm +what did he mean by this? +--- 635082028 +>>635081648 +Her, the other girl that got sacrificed in the intro and that small area were part of a scrapped intro sequence where you played as Ashley trying to escape through the forest before getting captured. You can actually see part of this scrapped sequence in the very first RE4R reveal trailer. At some point they dropped it but kept the area and girls. +--- 635082032 +>>635081796 +How do the Japanese people know the localizers did a good job? +--- 635082098 +>>635080474 +what was the plan there? +--- 635082103 +>>635081862 +I wonder why they were sacrificing their own people before that? One of the diaries talks about people drawing lots, then the last entry say 2 outsiders wandered into town so they can be sacrificed instead. I thought maybe they were eating them or something but that's clearly not the case. +--- 635082158 +>>635082028 +Without even looking it up I know exactly what part you're talking about from the trailer. I didn't know they intended on that being playable. Is this conjecture or did someone speak about it? +--- 635082259 +>>635082028 +Are they Ashley's classmates or something +--- 635082284 +>>635077908 (OP) +IF YOU MUST KNOW, MY NAME IS OSMUND SADDLER, THE MASTER OF THIS FINE... RELIGIOUS COMMUNITY +--- 635082449 +>>635082028 +>>635082103 +Do they ever make the ganados' numbers clear? I think I read somewhere the whole area has around a thousand people, but with most ganados looking like villagers, they can't be replenishing their numbers that much. You'd think they wouldn't want to be sacrificing their own people. The whole cult was done in by a small army at its height, and their tech in RE4 isn't that huge of an upgrade overall yet the cult is much weaker. +--- 635082469 +>>635082103 +Just ritualistic sacrifice, in the OG you find a cave painting that shows early worshippers removing people’s hearts. I’m pulling it out of my ass but I would have to imagine the intent is to convey like a “we had to sacrifice 4 villagers today for the harvest, today 2 people wandered in so we were able to sacrifice them instead” +--- 635082527 +>>635082032 +For a lot of the earlier stuff they just straight up didn't kek. That's how we got things like the original RE voice acting, which Mikami became extremely embarrassed by once he found out how much it was made fun of and adamantly refused to let the REmake script heavily play into the goofiness. After that they did generally pay more attention but still didn't care too much unless it was egregiously bad. A lot of it really just comes down to trust in the people you hire to do the localisation. That can still be a problem even today though. +--- 635082627 +>>635082259 +Pretty sure they're not. They're the hikers the cops mention that went missing +--- 635082674 +What's the quest after viper hunter? I missed it last time. +--- 635082697 +Where's "it"? It did keep us busy +--- 635082714 +>>635082697 +Waiting for us in separate ways +--- 635082747 +>>635082674 +don't remember off the top of my head but if you missed it it was probably the big fish one +--- 635082806 +>>635082449 +There's a giant pile of skulls in the town hall too. My reading is probably off but I like to think they were stupid enough to starve themselves to death by feeding everything to the Gigantes. +--- 635082962 +>>635082158 +I know at least that one fag Dusk Golem talked about it publicly. He's got like a 30:70 ratio for "leaks" that come true but he's generally been on the ball for 4R. +I also have a personal friend with connections who corroborated the story but that is EXTREME trust me bro™ territory so feel free to write that off and call me a fag. +--- 635082965 +>>635077908 (OP) +Nah Saddler is much better in the remake. I'm not going to pretend like he's a masterclass in writing but the original was straight up retarded. +>shows up in the church to exposit his entire plan for no reason and lets Leon and Ashley escape +>appears again in the castle to kill Luis but again does nothing about Leon who's standing right in front of him +Also this might be a hot take but I think the codec calls on the island cheapened him as a character. If you ignore the funny meme lines it makes Saddler look like an obsessed fangirl stalker to Leon and further begs the question why Saddler didn't just deal with him when he had the chance (several times). +--- 635083130 +>>635077908 (OP) +What’s the point of reusing old likes from the original game? Evening they did in the remake /v/ would still call it soulless cringe and say OG did it better. You fucks will never be satisfied with anything. +--- 635083201 +>>635082962 +Meh, it sounds believable enough and if it isn't true whatever. They should put Ashley in mercs as a joke character. +--- 635083205 +>>635082806 +It's never said, but I think the Gigantes were the other village patriarchs that Mendez mentioned. They were given the same kind of Plagas he had, but they couldn't control them and mutated out of control. The villagers still revere them, and Saddler thinks they're useful. That'd explain why they might've fed a lot of their livestock and crops to the Gigantes, since they still saw them as pretty much being thirds in command to Mendez and Saddler. +--- 635083256 +>>635082747 +Ah, yeah you were right. Good to know the big fish made it in. +--- 635083405 +>>635083205 +We know that at least the first Gigante was a literal child from the note in his cuck corner though. Could still fit for the other two though, far as I remember they get no notes or lore. +--- 635083617 +>>635083205 +>>635083405 +It'd also make sense if the Gigantes were all kids, since one of the Illuminados notes mentions giving them gifts so they can grow. The ganados might still be fertile, and Saddler tries to use Plagas to rapidly age them to add them to his ranks, or at least tried that until he found out how bad that turned out. +--- 635083634 +>>635082697 +Capcom had a senior moment and forgot to add it. +--- 635083702 +Why was he so smug? +--- 635083912 +>autistically sort case by category +>accidentally hit auto sort when finished +--- 635084003 +>>635082697 +"It" is in "that place" waiting for "that person" to come and the "thing" +--- 635084751 +>>635082697 +I think it's the other Verdugo this time. U-II are the Novistadors. U-III is Salazar's housekeeper and "right hand" who went through the Verdugo transformation. It's never explicitly named U-I, but the other Verdugo is the scientist who made them. Maybe it'll mutate into something other than its xenomorph form. +--- 635085289 +>>635080132 +Is he still called "the big cheese" or are they using a more lactose aware term? +--- 635085312 +>Salazar throws Leon into the spikes dungeon +>No cutscene that shows Salazar realizing that Leon is not dead +>No cutscene where Salazar is using the hacked comm device to tell Leon he just sent his right hand to dispose of him +This is a pretty big plot hole that I can't ignore. +--- 635085405 +>>635082697 +Can't remember the name? A senior moment perhaps? +--- 635085981 +>>635081342 +Umbrella? +--- 635086031 +>>635077908 (OP) +That was my only complaint in the remake, they took the religious thing WAAAAAAY to deeply, when sadler only really cared about power, not salvation +--- 635086337 +>>635086031 +Yeah once you get to the island he drops the religious act +--- 635086374 +>>635085289 +He's only called Big Cheese in the achievement you get for killing him unfortunately. It's another thing that was only added in localisation but it wouldn't have hurt to bring it back. +--- 635086441 +>>635083617 +that's the only way it makes sense how casual they are about 100s of their followers in a small isolated village getting killed. the cultists do kind of seem to have that featurless vat grown quality to them beyond just shaved heads. +>oh shit the population of slaves I cultivated for 30 years was wiped out in a handful of battles, this is actually not something I can recover from. +--- 635086664 +>>635077908 (OP) +Nu Saddler isnt better but I didnt find him worse. Just more cult leader esc than goofy ham villain. It wouldve been a pretty weird vibe in RE4R to have him constantly egging Leon on as it is. I also thought the VA did a pretty good job with him. Granted I do think any fan of RE4 should play both versions of the game to get the full experience. +--- 635086758 +>>635086441 +Every 3 days Saddler uses his mind radio to send but two words to all of his faithful +>have sex +--- 635086915 +You can almost play this game like the OG if you change a camera setting. +ok I'm lying but the camera assist mode does kind of remind me of how it was. +--- 635086917 +>>635079458 +>One of the biggest issues I had with the original's story is that Leon's/Ashley's infection isn't given the weight it deserves +I agree with this. RE4R really sold how close Leon was cutting it with the parasites. Especially how Ashley was losing control. It felt like just a plot point in the original but more like a distinct threat in the new game. I do wish they still had a cutscene of Saddler trying to control them only to find out they were no longer infected. That was a satisfying part in the original +--- 635086946 +>gigante fight is a repeat of the baby section from re8 +sucks that they didn't include an eating death scene. +--- 635086973 +Oh right...there was no "it" (U-3) boss either. +--- 635087012 +>>635077908 (OP) +remake saddler +>LEON PRAISE THE LORD I AM THE MESSIAH OH LORD I AM EVIL PRIEST MAN +Original saddler +>conman, does not actually believe in his teachings and wants to dominate the world, always talks shit to leon in his radio +--- 635087015 +>>635086917 +Better try a new trick cuz that one is getting old +--- 635087076 +>>635079880 +Krauser is infinitely better despite his old VA sounding more menacing. But thats okay since the new VA clearly went hard as fuck +--- 635087124 +>In the original the midget man fuses with a verdugo +>REmake you fight one verdugo and the other is nowhere to be seen again +Huh... +--- 635087165 +>>635077908 (OP) +What isn't a downgrade in the remake? +--- 635087202 +>>635087076 +This. His lines were shitty but he was still badass sounding. Man, I already forgot about Ada. That VA was terrible and there was no choking scene. +--- 635087240 +>>635085981 +Almost let it slip... DIE COMRADE +--- 635087375 +Can I get away with using the Matilda for a minimalist/frugalist/silent stranger run if I don't have infinite ammo? +I have a maxed Blacktail too. +--- 635087506 +>>635087015 +Old RE4 Leon was so based he almost feels like hes from a different franchise. +--- 635087536 +>>635087124 +Please buy our DLC if you want to play the cut content. +--- 635087553 +>>635087076 +>>635087202 +Was impressed when I found out that his VA is just some stuntman and bit part actor. Both him and Luis' VA have never done any other videogame VA before either. +--- 635087581 +>>635087202 +>ROOKIE +>ROOKIE +>ROOKIE +>do what you gotta do +>I trained you well... +>...Leon + +yeah Im thinking kino +--- 635087616 +>>635087553 +because they put SOUL into delivering those lines +--- 635087631 +>>635087165 +the bullman adds a nice overpowering threat to the village section. the regenerator section in 4make is by far the best horror sequence in either game. 4make's biggest shortcoming is being so restrained with horror additions, and taking away u3. +--- 635087662 +>>635087553 +I thought they did better with Luis in the remake overall, but his lines got obnoxious quickly. +--- 635087678 +Well i just beat the game on Professional NG for the fifth time. I used every weapon in the game, with the exception of the DLC pistol. I'm really struggling to come up with an excuse to play again, even though i want to. Randomizer when? +--- 635087731 +>>635087631 +U-III was always forgettable and as others have speculated. It'll probably be implemented into the Seperate Ways expansion. +--- 635087793 +>>635087678 +What do you consider to be the ideal loadout? +--- 635087830 +>>635078059 +The midget Margaret Thatcher explains that the first time you meet him +--- 635087936 +>Let me guess, you're here looking for +>someone? +--- 635087952 +>>635087731 +It was great, the cargo boxes or whatever they were section scared the fuck out of me as a kid, it's just that he's not intimidating on your 900th run when you know what you're doing and he's placed right before the Regenerators, Krauser, and Mike who he isn't as memorable as +--- 635088031 +>>635087165 +The knife. People bitching about durability don't fucking get it. +In the original the knife is a box cutter and can save you some ammo when you headshot knockdown knife combo, plus it can do big damage on bosses with the prompt. +In Remake, it does those things but has entirely new utility as an instant kill stealth weapon (even on big fuckers like the bullheads), a defensive weapon in the REmake style to avoid damage, and a downed-enemy kill weapon to prevent reanimation (which is also a new mechanic). +The knife was great in the original, but it's so much more versatile and important in Remake, it's fantastic. Having durability as a limiting factor in it's use is almost entirely because of its use as a defensive option, but obviously also it's instant kill capability. It's a fine balancing mechanic. +--- 635088095 +>>635087793 +Probably Blacktail, Riot Gun, Stinger, Broken Butterfly and MP5. Stinger only needs damage upgrades, you only need to upgrade BB's damage once and the MP5 works for a late-game money dump. But the game is really balanced so you can just use whatever you want really. My most recent run used the Matilda and i was shocked by how much fun it is, you will run out of pistol ammo a lot faster but the extra firepower of having a basically automatic pistol is really nice +--- 635088105 +>>635085405 +OOHH! AHH! HAUHAHAHAHAHA! Enjoy the fun. +--- 635088119 +>>635087678 +I'm debating starting an S+ attempt. Any best practices that aren't the obvious "run past anything you don't have to kill" and such? +--- 635088264 +>>635087076 +his new VA sounded like trevor from gta v, I couldn't take him seriously +--- 635088265 +>>635079880 +>Ashley is an independent wahmem now +Why do you fucks even want? Nobody liked dumbo Ashley when she was a useless thorn in your ass that you had to escort and did nothing but bitch and moan. Now she gets more action and is more capable and a better character in a few scenes and that's bad because...? +--- 635088307 +>>635079197 +>the original JP script (and subs) +The english script is the canon one and RE4 wasn't dubbed in japanese. Kill yourself. +--- 635088387 +>>635088095 +RE4make Broken Butterfly is shite. Killer7 is the better option. +--- 635088397 +>>635079197 +Sure, next time you'll say Leon wasn't a quip master either and that the game actually had a very serious plot. +--- 635088402 +>>635088031 +Nah, the only cool thing is the parry, but it was only added because enemies don't flinch from gunshots as much. The stealth and durability are shit. +--- 635088437 +>>635088095 +Bust fire on the Matilda is shockingly accurate too. Especially if you apply a little downward pressure to counteract the recoil. +--- 635088462 +Wait, I've never done this but can you buy the Broken Butterfly from the Merchant and get the free one from the castle? I might do a double revolver run if that's the case, and it'll probably suck but I'll feel cool +--- 635088496 +>>635077908 (OP) +He is also a dumbass who told Leon his entire plan for Ashley. +--- 635088692 +>>635078059 +It’s explained in OG4 but not as plainly as the remake. +--- 635088710 +>>635088119 +Get the armor, the typewriter and the gas mask at least +That's all I used +Also dont do the first save chapter 4 thing, do the save every chapter but not between six and nine +And use a couple of the skips, particularly mendez boss skip +If you have 29 spinels at second merchant chapter 7, just keep reloading start of chapter and you will find a spinel in one of the opening area breakables +Use the turret skips on Island if your time ends up over +Sell your typewriter for rocket launcher before saddler +--- 635088723 +>>635088402 +Being able to stealth kill the bullheads is cool as hell. +--- 635088756 +>>635088387 +The thing about the Killer 7 is that you only get it at the island. Think about the stuff you actually want to shoot with a magnum - Garradores, Salazar, Dr. Salvador and Verdugo being the main ones and Verdugo in my opinion being the most important, and for all of those you only have the BB. Upgrade it once and it deals great damage for a low investment. You can sell it for the Killer 7 later but by then you will only have the crossbow pigheads, Krauser and Salazar to shoot with it so it doesn't really feel necessary. If i could buy it earlier i would also prefer it overall, but as it is i think it doesn't really matter. +--- 635088825 +>>635088397 +Do you not remember how fans bitched about Leon in Degeneration for being stoic and dry? They couldn't veer much from the original script. Only oversea fans would've felt alienated while JP fans didn't notice much of a difference from RE4 Leon to CGI movie Leon. + +>>635081490 +--- 635088840 +>>635088756 +> only have the crossbow pigheads, Krauser and Salazar +meant Saddler here +--- 635088968 +>>635088307 +Do you think Shinji Mikami personally wrote every line in English? You're not that retarded, right? +>>635088397 +Leon did quip less in JP and the game was treated more seriously, but it was still more lighthearted than 1 and 2. The castle in particular was a comedy show all around. Localisation took the tone of the castle and spread some of it around to the rest of the game. +And for the record, I think that it genuinely improved the game and made memorable moments out of unremarkable ones. +--- 635089005 +>>635088710 +Is the gas mask that big a help? Does it just snap-aim for headshots? +I just got all three mask, armor, and Sweeper by doing an infinite rocket launcher run on Pro. +I really want to try to rush the handcannon exclusive for chapter 5/6 of the village, but I'm not sure that's really viable. +--- 635089146 +>>635089005 +>I really want to try to rush the handcannon exclusive for chapter 5/6 of the village, but I'm not sure that's really viable. +I heard some people saying it was viable, but I'm not sure. +--- 635089204 +>>635077908 (OP) +>more cliché + +/v/ just has taste for retarded shit that's why you niggas can't detach from the 2005 RE4, every single character was a cartoon and Saddler most of all, even more than Salazar. the only aspect that prevails from it is some of the technical stuff like the aiming system or the laser sight, but they're small things. +--- 635089269 +>>635089204 +Saddler is still a cartoon in the remake +--- 635089359 +>>635088265 +og ashley was good. I do prefer it. +>Now she gets more action and is more capable and a better character in a few scenes and that's bad because...? +its shoe horned in. Tell ashley to turn a switch and hold it. she says "yeah im getting pretty good at this!" . Like really, good at flipping a switch? Why does she need character progression and to be seen as some smart strong woman? ok so she is one, why does the game need dialog reinforcing it all the time. its just annoying. + +To sum it up, in the origianl Leon unapologetically turns her down when she suggests seeing him after the mission. In the remake he lets her down easy because lol woman writer. There are a few instances like this where a woman doesnt like some dialog in the original because its not reinforcing ashleys self esteem so she rewrites it. Its sanitized and boring and I get participation trophy vibes. + +Not saying its a bad game. But the dialog is a downgrade in the remake. +--- 635089432 +>>635077908 (OP) +Well, yeah, they need to show how bad religion is, right? +But they also forgot RE4 shows how bad some vaccines could it be. They even removed the credits scene when the villagers took the "vaccine". +--- 635089465 +>>635088265 +New stuff le bad +--- 635089572 +>>635089005 +You need gas mask for the mine cart section only +Handcannon is pretty rubbish due to its accuracy +I used shot gun for most of my run until I got unlimited typewriter, you use any handgun / rifle ammo you find and craft everything else shot gun ammo +For my no bonus weapons, I used riot gun maxed out as soon as I got it +S+ isn't as difficult as it seems once you leave village and have those 30 spinels for the typewriter, however I mention the reloading to get the last spinel above because when you quit and reload, some of the guaranteed spinels in crates don't work so you can end up with 29 if you dont go for savage mutt, dont go for savage mutt btw, its an ammo drain just before cabin +--- 635089573 +>>635089359 +So it's bad because she's actually a character now and not a stupid asset you occasionally have following you around? +--- 635089607 +They made it scary. + +RE4bros we won +--- 635089610 +RE4R just got an update. Where does Capcom post patch notes? +--- 635089638 +>>635089359 +/v/ contrarians are so pathetic lol +--- 635089671 +>>635089573 +she was a character in the original. +--- 635089723 +>>635089573 +You don't understand, new bad. Everyone bitched about OG Ashley but now that the remake is out all of a sudden OG Ashely was great. +--- 635089731 +I genuinely find it very funny that they tried doing an entire rework of the Mine Thrower to give it more utility and not be that one weapon everyone forgets about, only for it ending up being that one weapon everyone forgets about, again +--- 635089736 +>>635089359 +Dude, Ashley is trying to impress Leon saying shit like that. Both of her stupid "I'm really good at basic tasks lines are building towards her suggesting becoming an operator like Leon. +It isn't girl boss shit. +--- 635089747 +>>635089638 +>you are a contrarian if you dont like CURRENT THING +mind rotted +--- 635089765 +>>635089610 +check steamdb +--- 635089801 +>>635089671 +No she wasn't, she's a stuck up bitch Leon and Luis kinda flirt with jokingly she retardedly lets herself get caught in the castle, she screeches LEEEOOON HEEELP a few times in the island and then she asks Leon for sex in the back of a jetski. Hardly what I'd call a character. +--- 635089807 +>>635089736 +The fact that he doesn't understand this is legitimately sad +--- 635089925 +>>635089731 +I didn't use the bolt thrower during any of my playthroughs +--- 635089927 +>>635089736 +It's crazy how autists here can't see that Ashley looks up to Leon and when he needs her to use a crank or sowmthing she gets all giddy because she can actually be helpful. AND her saying stuff like "I'm actually getting good at this!" is a fucking playful joke +--- 635089965 +>>635089731 +you can use it to cheese a few bosses early on if you upgrade it +I also saw somebody use it to get past the first garrador with a single mine so that you don't have to fight him +--- 635090003 +>>635089736 +Both Leon and Ashley are constantly reinforcing each other like its a satuday morning sesame street episode. meanwhile im blowing peoples heads off with a shotgun. Its weird in a dystopian sjw way. +Where are the scenes in remake like +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2E963BEyQwE [Embed] +Too offensive? SJW people wrote articles about this scene complaining it was inappropriate. Those are the sort of people influencing the writing in the remake and i can tell. +--- 635090041 +>>635078142 +Still rent free +--- 635090125 +>>635088119 +People are saying an update just came out +Don't update if it means you can't do some of the skips anymore +I did a legit run and was 7 minutes over +Did Mendez skip and was still 1 minute over +Used Island sanctuary turrent skip and got my S+ +At least give yourself the option to go back and save time without the update ruining that if they are "fixing" them +--- 635090134 +>>635089801 +>No she wasn't +>proceeds to describe character traits he thins she was +thanks for playing, moron. +>>635089927 +>>635089807 +the fact you morons are missing the point this hard while projecting i am missing the point is really something. +--- 635090336 +>>635087678 +Get S+ on all 4 difficulties. Then realize a new optimal route, go back, and do them all again but faster. Repeat. +--- 635090341 +>>635090134 +But you don't get the point. She's trying to be funny and cute because she likes Leon and likes it when she gets to be useful, that's why she has those lines. Meanwhile you think its so she can "be seen as some smart strong woman". You're so autistic that you can't catch on to the extremely basic cue that she's being playful. +--- 635090357 +>>635090125 +>People are saying an update just came out +It's just pre-order stuff being implemented on steam and files being updated to fit it +No actual patch notes +--- 635090413 +>>635077908 (OP) +>Capcom fixes and actually connects RE4 with the rest of the main series. +Retards cry. +RE4 fans will ALWAYS be the riff raff of this series, only losing to retards defending Code Veronica. +--- 635090534 +>>635090125 +>turrent +--- 635090732 +>>635090341 +>thats why she has those lines. +I dont care why she has the lines. they are stupid lines. +>Meanwhile you think +you have no idea what i think because you are mentally ill moron who is thinking my 1 example of lame writing is directly related to her being a strong woman type character. +--- 635090802 +>>635090732 +>you have no idea what i think +You are a open book kid, stay put +--- 635090824 +>>635090534 +Im typing in the dark with one finger because the rest are in your parents +--- 635090864 +>>635089607 +BASED Danish Cookie bro +--- 635090874 +>>635090802 +Kill yourself pal +--- 635090932 +>>635090134 +>he thins +--- 635090991 +>>635090336 +>struggle the "don't miss with the harpoon" challenge with del lago +>look up and see how other people do it +>turns out at higher FPS the waves freak the fuck out and get 2x taller than they should be so the trick is to lower it to 60 +I was mad as fuck +--- 635090993 +>>635090932 +>look you made a typo! +--- 635091023 +>>635090732 +I was hoping this would develop into someone saying what the character of OG Ashley was supposed to be. +--- 635091102 +>>635089927 +Not really, it's more like she says things like that to suggest to Leon that he ought to see her as an equal, and it's not like Leon plays off her hyping herself up with a sarcastic "Yeah, yeah" or something equally dismissive. He even apologizes for ordering her around during the boost-up-the-ledge moments, despite their lives being at stake if she doesn't cooperate(!!!) And his ending line "You've proven you can handle yourself" when he did 99% of the work, was that a joke too? No, it's meant to be the final resolution to the "problem" of their apparent inequality, and that of the hero vs. the damsel-in-distress in general +--- 635091108 +Leon calling luis "louis" will always make me laugh +--- 635091183 +>>635090991 +Fuck that challenge. He regenerates health too in case you didn't know. +--- 635091184 +>>635090991 +It's even easier on 30fps. I didn't mess with that though, just did the achievement on Assisted mode. Only took like 10-14 hits I believe. +--- 635091286 +>>635090336 +I really dont see the appeal of getting S+. + +>run past 90% of enemies +>mag dump bosses when their weak point is exposed / use rocket launcher to skip +>use skips you look up on youtube to literally skip sections of the game +its running past stuff and skipping. and you just look up all that stuff. so a guy on youtube says "play like this to get S+" and you play like that and you get S+. Why though? +--- 635091386 +>>635091184 +If you can hit it 14 times before first charge finishes you win +If you don't, it's health resets and you need to hit it a further 14 times while it jumps about, etc +So anyone going for the challenge should just restart if it doesn't die during that first charge +--- 635091421 +>>635091286 +for the sake of optimization. people want to beat their records for fun +--- 635091436 +>>635091386 +>>635091183 +Das some real bullshit +--- 635091458 +>>635091102 +>Not really, it's more like she says things like that to suggest to Leon that he ought to see her as an equal +Yeah that's definitely the intent with her screaming LEON every time she gets captured all the way to the end and even suggesting as a joke that they become partners while immediately following it up with +>you're no fun +when he dismisses the idea. +--- 635091471 +>>635083912 +FUUUUUUCK +--- 635091524 +>>635091436 +It's Del Lago getting revenge for his RE2R pals who suffered at the hands of the knife which increased in damage at higher framerates. +--- 635091875 +>>635087076 +Are (You) literally high? Compering og Krauser with the demake one is like comparing an actual intimidating veteran soldier who manages to be menacing without even trying, with a fucking high school bully who desperately tries to sound tough by never shutting the fuck up. Everyone in the demake is fucking lame. +--- 635091889 +>>635091436 +It's pretty easy once you know it +>First bit, 7 times, it will shriek after 5, hit it twice before it goes under +>Resurfaces, hit it twice, it will quickly go under +>Reurfaces, hit it once, it's at weird angle and is just positioning itself for the dive before the chrage so goes under pretty quickly +>It now comes up for the charge, if you have done all of the above hit it twice when coming straight at boat +>If you didn't (wihout missing) try and hit it when it is moving round for charge +>If it doesn't die during charge, you fucked up so just restart +Only takes a few attempts when you know the pattern and count your hits +The health regen though is complete bullshit though +--- 635091913 +>>635089204 +The best parts of RE are the cartoonish parts. If this wasn't the case then RE5 would be remembered for more than just the boulder punching and Wesker's voice actor going ham in the finale. +--- 635092059 +>>635091889 +Forgot +>Hit it in the air after first jump +>Twice when it lands after jump, you will be right up on it so shouldn't miss these +Thats the safest fastest way to get challenge unless you go for the long distance shots when it comes up for the charge +--- 635092162 +>>635091913 +wesker is the most memorable part of the game in general, shame his VA is a retard and he'll never voice him again +--- 635092196 +>>635091889 +>>635092059 +Small but important thing to keep in mind is that Leon charges up the strength of the throw while you aim before letting loose. Don't try to rapid fire too quick or you'll be throwing limp dick spears that are more likely to fall short +--- 635092235 +How hard would it be to S the old games. +--- 635092501 +>>635092235 +Very +--- 635092570 +>>635091421 +This. Me like when result screen times go lower. +--- 635092621 +>>635088265 +I wanted her to have the same personality like in og except developed more (You) fucking retard. A Bratty and spoiled teenage president's daughter who shows a softer side later is what I wanted to see because that is what she was in the original and I think that this concept had a lot of potential. I don't remember when Square Enix changed Aeris's personality in FFVIIR or any other characters for that matter. Capcom simply can't be faithful in this regard when it comes to their remakes for some reason. +--- 635092664 +>>635090134 +Cope nerd +--- 635092737 +>>635082469 +That actually was in an in-game diary. +--- 635092942 +>>635092621 +If you think she was a bratty and spoiled teen you don't know anything about her. She's always been a 20 year old college student, for starters. +--- 635093008 +>>635092621 +You might genuinely have aspergers pal +--- 635093120 +>>635078059 +Why didn't saddler just slowly infect the spanish government and go from there? Why was he an impatient moron? +--- 635093260 +>>635093008 +thanks for your lack of arguments. I don't know what I expected from a reddit tourist +--- 635093279 +>>635077908 (OP) +--- 635093328 +>>635091102 +Holy faggot, yeah Leon should just shit on Ashely for being happy about being able to help for once when Leon's been doing all the work. Why is /v/ full of such fags? +--- 635093360 +Is there any concept art out there besides the in game gallery? I'd love to see what's going on with the red robe dudes and their weird ass body proportions. Or Salvador's crazy eyes under the burlap sack for that matter. +--- 635093381 +>>635089204 +>every single character was a cartoon +and that's a bad thing because? +--- 635093408 +>>635077908 (OP) +Saddler was the soulless cherry on top of the soulless slog that was the remake. Every time you see him he's in some weird harry potter shadow realm giving a toothless, boring performance of shitty lines and bad direction +--- 635093469 +>RE4R shills lose their minds for 7768934796 time +>the thread +--- 635093605 +>>635093260 +--- 635093649 +>>635093469 +Game is hailed as a masterpiece no matter how much you cope +--- 635093678 +>>635079880 +If you think Luis wasn't a downgrade too you're a fucking moron. +--- 635093831 +>>635093649 +no one who matters is hailing shit about this game. the only people dumb enough to call this profound mediocrity a masterpiece are game-starved zoomers and retards. it'll be forgotten in 2 months. +--- 635093857 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_xr-KRR8p8 [Embed] +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gthssDs8RLo [Embed] +--- 635093934 +>>635085312 +The villian sends his goon to make sure the hero is dead. Case closed, tranime moron. +--- 635094032 +>>635092621 +>A Bratty and spoiled teenage president's daughter who shows a softer side later +> I think that this concept had a lot of potential +This has to be bait +--- 635094115 +>>635093831 +Classic /v/ contrarian +--- 635094153 +>>635093831 +Name someone that matters +--- 635094440 +>>635093678 +I appreciate that he has more screen time in the remake, but Leon was a dick to him the whole time until the very end. +--- 635094514 +>>635092621 +>A Bratty and spoiled teenage president's daughter +--- 635094535 +>>635094440 +>Luis didn't live long enough to hear Leon call him Don Quixote +--- 635094557 +>>635077908 (OP) +>Hey, you. You're finally awake. +--- 635094624 +>>635094440 +I don't remember the original so well, but that relationship changed quite a lot huh? +--- 635094669 +Seems the new update patched the door skips +--- 635094745 +>>635094624 +They basically had no relationship in the original. No seriously, they meet a grandtotal of 4 times briefly and after the cabin once before he straight up dies. +--- 635094758 +>>635093934 +But the villain doesn't even know the hero is still alive you fucking redditard +--- 635094802 +>>635094669 +That's what the patch was? +--- 635094812 +Bitches and cucks buy the same game twice. Fuck remakes +--- 635094841 +>>635094669 +it's over skipbros... +--- 635094857 +Are crapcom shills still saying that the demake is better than the original and is 10 out of 10? +--- 635094870 +>>635094758 +>ESL doesn't know what "to make sure" means +--- 635095002 +>New Krauser could have killed Leon but didn't +This makes sense because it seems like he's trying to get a good fight out of him and maybe convince him to accept the plagas +>NuSaddler tries to kill Leon using Ashley then just gives up after the gun jams and walks away +This makes no sense +--- 635095213 +>>635095002 +>Leon first used a knife against Ada and says that knives are faster +>Tries to use a gun against Krauser later on +This fucking writing God. +--- 635095260 +>>635094812 +I have purchased +>Persona 3 FES twice +>Persona 4 twice +>Persona 4 Golden thrice +>Persona 5 Royal twice +I'll do it again if the P3 Remake is real. +--- 635095303 +>>635089269 +I'd say he's even more over the top, preaching the glory of the bugs like a Genestealer from 40k. +--- 635095419 +>>635094624 +They didn't really have a relationship in the OG +--- 635095420 +>>635094870 +ESL doesn't understand basic logic and why there's zero reason for the villain to send his fucking bodyguard to dispose of someone who's supposed to be dead already. +Kill yourself you stupid fucking NIGGER. +--- 635095478 +>>635079197 +You're a fucking idiot +--- 635095491 +>>635095213 +He didn't expect Krauser to have super speed +--- 635095509 +>>635078142 +Based and high IQ observation +Fuck the demake and CAPWOKE +--- 635095559 +>>635095478 +The remake handles this way better. The villains skype calling Leon was kind of dumb +--- 635095562 +>>635077908 (OP) +>more cliché +OG saddler's first appearance has him explaining his evil plan to you. +--- 635095632 +>>635091286 +IMO RE2make and RE3make are good games to speedrun whereas RE4make feels awkward and forced. I mean the guns need to be upgraded and you need the treasure scattered around for that which takes time. Plus the encounters feel much more like you are supposed to clear each room unlike RE2/3 where running past enemies is clearly the preferred way. I just dont think it was designed as seamlessly and the speedrun ranks were just slapped on due to the developers wanting to rehash the same type of challenge. +--- 635095681 +>>635094669 +You're joking, right? God dammit. +--- 635095729 +>>635095260 +over the years i have purchased +>re4 on GC,ps2,wii, ps4 and switch +>valkyria chronicles on ps3, ps4, switch +>metroid prime on GC,wii and switch +and i just bought gta remaster on switch + +feels like there is nothing exciting in gaming for the past 10-15 years +--- 635095760 +>>635091875 +Ok boomer. Lets get you back in your favorite gamer chair and playing your favorite game from 2005. Hush now, its all alright +--- 635095939 +Anyone who thinks the new Krauser, his fights, and his relationship with Leon isn't a clear improvement over the OG are just being contrarians +--- 635096043 +>>635095559 +Like where do they even get the technology to not only hack Leon's communications but also to video call him in backwater medieval Spain? That always seemed weird to me. I really liked Salazars intercoms in the castle in the Remake. Felt much more appropriate. I just wish there were a few more of them. +--- 635096054 +>>635090534 +I used your credit card.. on a website. +--- 635096108 +>>635095939 +This. His fights were the highlight of the game and his death was kino +--- 635096120 +>>635095002 +This happens multiple times. The villains keep going out of their way to keep Leon alive even though he's literally irrelevant to Sadler's plans. +You can say "Oh Sadler really does believe in the illuminados kool aid he wants to save people by infecting them etc" but in the meantime Salazar and the ganados spends the entire game trying to murder you. + +Better not to think about it. +--- 635096174 +Latest patch killed the DLC trick. Sad. +--- 635096216 +>>635081490 +>English "No longer will the United States think they can police the world forever" +>Japanese "The United States is just right for demonstrating my power to the world" +Kek how did Nips go from Banzai charges for the Emperor to being bunch of cucks that worship the fact they are American colony +--- 635096229 +>>635093260 +>everything i don't like is REDDIT +dipshit +--- 635096268 +>>635093605 +stroke a nerve I see +--- 635096332 +>>635096174 +What was the DLC trick? +--- 635096339 +>>635096174 +DLC trick? +--- 635096351 +Just a rundown based on memory but the OG Japanese script has +>Saddler bumming for donations +>right hand +>Salazar terrorism +>senior moment +>gum +It does not have +>bingo +>any of the random shit Leon says instead of his japanese catchphrase (story of my life probably being the closest one in feeling) + +Ironically because of all the improv workshopping the Eng va did for Remake4 that version has a far more off kilter goofiness vibe between languages, Leon does makes fun of Krauser's arm in both versions at least +--- 635096402 +>>635078443 +>>635078059 +>infect Ashley +>Send her back State side +>she (while under mind control) infects the president +>Saddler now controls the United States of America. + +This was always my assumption of the plan. +--- 635096412 +Og Ashley was so much cuter and more endearing +--- 635096487 +>>635096174 +>>635096332 +>>635096339 +He means the Ch 7 and Ch 14 door skip glitches (also church skip, Mendez skip, Bella sisters skip). You can no longer use a rifle scope to get out of bounds. +--- 635096512 +>>635096412 +>character that does nothing and barely talks the whole game is cute and endearing +--- 635096530 +>>635096268 +what you meant to say was "struck a nerve?" ESL +--- 635096587 +Why'd they get rid of fire grenades? I hadn't thought about it but the bolt thrower reminds me of the crossbows the ganados use. They could have added flame bolts too. +--- 635096610 +>>635096412 +Literally how could you think that? +Remake Ashley is so much cuter, more endearing, has something resembling a character arc where she's understandably fucking terrified and then actually contributes to some degree and becomes more confident. +After I finish replaying RE4R over and over, I need to replay the original to compare them directly. I always liked Ashley, but I don't recall her being nearly as interesting or cute in the original. +--- 635096646 +>>635095939 +he was a Metal Gear Solid boss in RE and I loved it. +--- 635096674 +>>635096332 +>>635096339 +Downloading the DLC files, putting them in your main folder and renaming them no longer works. Basically for now, the only way to get free shit is to pay for them. +--- 635096681 +>>635096487 +What does that have to do with dlc? +>>635096587 +Its really fucking weird given how much work was clearly put into fire effects and ganados burning up. +Isn't there a flamethrower weapon in the game files, or some shit? +--- 635096694 +>>635096120 +>schools Leon +>injects him +>leaves him tied up only for some ganado to mosey down there to hachet them anyway +>catches Leon in his house +>lets him go again +>finally decides to do something after Leon genocides his entire village +>dies + +Mendez was pretty good at his job but holy shit, he was a lousy village chief to just keep leaving Leon alive. +--- 635096754 +>>635096694 +Mendez was secretly rebelling against Saddler. I guess. +--- 635096764 +>>635096587 +i guess they thought there was enough fire +--- 635096783 +>>635088462 +In remake the free weapon in the Castle is the M$ CQBR from the Ashley section. + +In OG, if you already have a Broken Butterfly there's just a big treasure in the chest you would get it from. +--- 635096785 +I haven't played the remake yet, does the bag creature come back / get explained further? +--- 635096793 +>>635096412 +>shrill voice +>"LEEOOHN!" every 5 seconds + +She was terrible. One of the worst characters in the RE franchise up until the remake. +--- 635096852 +>>635096793 +If you find OG Ashley annoying, it just means you were bad at the game. Not my fault you constantly let Ganados grab her. +--- 635096853 +>>635096681 +The flame effects in RE Engine games look so sick. +--- 635096875 +>>635096694 +He literally tells in both games he lets him go because he's infected and is playing the waiting game +--- 635096909 +>>635096754 +He really seemed into method acting being killed and burned +--- 635096931 +>>635096785 +the one in the dumpster? no +--- 635097010 +>>635096785 +Yes +>>635096931 +The RE4make regenerators being in hanging bodybags was clearly a reference to this. +--- 635097021 +>>635096764 +Theres honestly a lot of explosive barrels and those hanging oil laterns in the game. Not to mention the molotov ganados. Coupled with 2 versions of frag grenades, it probably just didnt feel necessary. I dont miss the Incendiary Grenades. +--- 635097035 +>>635095632 +I do agree about the clear room thing. It's such a pain in the ass sometimes. It's possible of course, but christ sometimes it can be a massive pain in the ass. +--- 635097113 +>>635096853 +Well that was the wrong image. RE4R is the best it has been yet. I just stood there and watched a guy's skin burn off his body. The lighting effects combined with the character deformation/animations are sick. +--- 635097149 +>>635096875 +Okay but homie waited until his entire village was wiped out. He had quite a few chances to nip it in the bud. I dont understand why he even wanted Leon to be allowed to live when theyre murdering cops and hikers on sight. +--- 635097202 +>>635096793 +"ashley was terrible" revisionism makes 0 sense. like 2/3 of the game is an escort mission. if she sucked the game wouldnt have sold millions. she was a minor inconvenience at most and video games are better the more they challenge you. +--- 635097282 +>>635097113 +I shoot the molotovs in the hands of the ganados and watch as they slowly react to being engulfed in flames until they die. Its fascinating. +--- 635097350 +>>635097202 +Okay but I wasnt talking about her mechanics which werent terrible in either game. Just that she was obnoxious in the original and less so in the remake. +--- 635097358 +>>635097149 +It was a bit better in the original since it was more like +>capture us agent and give to Saddler +>oh fuck they gave him plagas??? Guess I'll play it cool +>increasingly desperate countermeasures until barn +--- 635097371 +>>635096512 +>>635096610 +>>635096793 +Her being very angry and scared and showing more affection to Leon later despite initially acting bratty and annoying around him was cute and really endearing along with Leon being her bodyguard in general. Her design was infinitely way more interesting because she had a lot of imperfections that gave her visual appearance way more personality kind of like Heather in SH3 with the freckles, messy hair, and tired eyes. Remake Ashley is not even the same character in terms of personality and she acts like a boring scared npc girl with an equally boring voice and bland design based on a literal E-thot who uses thousands of filters in every photo. +--- 635097404 +>>635097149 +Leon is probably more important than the entire village to Saddler, I don't think it's mentioned in either game but Krauser probably told them who he is +--- 635097595 +>>635097149 +>waited until his entire village was wiped out +He didn't +He went after leon after he rescued ashley + +>I dont understand why he even wanted Leon to be allowed to live when theyre murdering cops and hikers on sigh +Those were killed by the villagers, not Mendez +The captured ones were sent to work on the island +--- 635097654 +>>635097371 +Sorry to tell ya bud but your precious original Ashley was also based on some literal who chick +--- 635097692 +>>635095760 +I love the taste of zoomer tears in the morning +--- 635097832 +>>635097404 +But yet all the ganados are constantly trying to kill him. Saddler is the hivemind, and he just lets them go nuts on him +--- 635097860 +>>635077908 (OP) +Is krauser related to him? His family seal is the snake and Krauser has a snake etching on his knife. +--- 635097878 +>>635077908 (OP) +I never finished the original but remake saddler felt extremely... lackluster. If it weren't for him being host to the prime parasite, he would be indistinguishable from a random infected ganado +--- 635097994 +>>635097832 +I mean they'd flat out kill Ashley in the original despite her being even more integral to his plans, I choose to believe if he's not directly exerting control they're a bit stupid +--- 635098087 +what the fuck were the devs thinking in that board meeting when they decided to say "yeah keep the boltgun in" +--- 635098150 +>>635098087 +Boltgun is based +--- 635098152 +>>635088119 +learn the gate skip to avoid that boring shit arena with the wrecking ball, other then that, just play normal, the game is easy af, they give you 5 and a half fucking hours to do 4 hours of content +--- 635098159 +>>635098087 +It's the joke weapon that's actually overpowered +--- 635098169 +>>635078890 +That mission was javier, which ends with krauser getting infected. Making it canon to the remake and not having him involved with wesker does not make his motivations clearer. +--- 635098227 +>>635097654 +yeah and that literal who chick in your pic looks a million times cuter and more natural than that insta E whore they hired for the remake +--- 635098283 +>>635098227 +Probably didn't bang the entire development staff either. +--- 635098298 +>>635098227 +if you say so +--- 635098301 +>>635098152 +Gate skip just got patched +--- 635098340 +>>635098227 +based +--- 635098668 +>>635098301 +Proof? +--- 635098687 +probably the most fulfilling plat i've done in years +what a fucking game +hardest run wasnt even S+ pro, it was me doing no healing, handgun only, no talking to merchant, on hardcore, now THAT is a fucking challenge, trying to kill final boss with 0 upgrades on a SG09 +--- 635098708 +Yeah but what's this about +--- 635098751 +>>635078059 +>infect the monke +>pass the virus over to the president of the United States +>28 days later.webm +--- 635098774 +>>635098708 +MEET THE SADD +THE FUN STOPS HERE +--- 635098821 +>>635083702 +He had a intoxicating power +--- 635098826 +>>635098708 +...las plagas dude. What the fuck else would it be about? +--- 635098853 +>>635096852 +Sometimes I made her wait out in the open on purpose as bait +--- 635098865 +>>635097654 +>>635098298 +go on +--- 635098925 +>>635098751 +He'll be able to control ashley and the us population from spain? +--- 635099019 +>>635098925 +control? +--- 635099028 +>>635098774 +kek +--- 635099046 +>>635098150 +Is it? I didnt like it at all on my first run and its been sitting in my storage ever since. I got S rank on all the shooting galleries so I used it a bit but not enough to understand whats so special about it other than you can use mines with it. But the game seems to dole out plenty of grenades. +--- 635099065 +>>635098687 +Good stuff. That sounds hard as fuck. Like, actually nightmarish. +--- 635099089 +>>635098708 +Plagas came from outer space. +--- 635099094 +>>635098298 +>is that a normal cute looking female with a big nose?!?!? there are women with imperfections that still manage to look cute without using thousand different insta filters?!?!!? aaaaaaaaaa im going insaineeeeeee +--- 635099096 +>>635083702 +He was the head of a religious community +--- 635099098 +>>635098298 +>that fucking kike nose +Kek +--- 635099152 +>>635098708 +Make us whole again +--- 635099192 +>>635099094 +who are you quoting? +--- 635099215 +>>635098687 +I can see doing the no merchant as long as I got the primal knife. The no healing would be hard as fuck +--- 635099236 +>>635098708 +Adam Sandler??? +--- 635099341 +>>635099215 +you get a small heal after combat, it's a run that needs to be done on assisted along with the treasure and no merchant run(on ng+ unless you're insane) +--- 635099437 +>>635098708 +The first Saddler ancestor found Las Plagas and let them infect him. He thought of them as a holy gift and tried converting the Royal Family but they werent having any of it so they banished him and his followers to the island. + +Many generations later the Salazar family had a deformed small offspring, Ramon, who apparently wasnt going to live long enough to be a proper heir so in their desperation they sought Osmund's help, thats when he groomed Ramon into being his servant. +--- 635099483 +>>635099341 +>you get a small heal after combat +Interesting, I did not know this. +--- 635099515 +>>635099437 +Oh for fuck sake, Adam Saddler, Adam Sandler, that's the joke, I don't give a shit about the parasite, I thought it was obvious +--- 635099768 +>>635098668 +New update a few hours ago +--- 635099805 +>>635078142 +honestly not a bad take the plagas is kind of like Qanon +--- 635099881 +why do the remake games have such a harsh sharpening filter? Is it a way to cover up some sort of optimization? +--- 635100140 +>>635099805 +>Las MAGAs +--- 635100426 +>>635100140 +>Gloria a las magas! +--- 635100492 +>>635099215 +need to upgrade the primal knife to get its infinite durability lol. when i did my no merchant/pistol only/no healing run, i also had that idea until my knife broke before castle and i had no way of repairing it +--- 635100647 +>>635100492 +Do it on NG+ +--- 635100767 +>>635100647 +sure but that's the cowards way out +--- 635100775 +>>635099768 +console players never used scope for their skips +--- 635100829 +>>635100767 +Honestly, I don't stack my runs. +No merchant is just no merchant. +Pistol / Knife only means just that. +Stacking run is just no fun. Especially when capcom deleted some of the skips now. +--- 635100863 +So is there any tricks or strategy to using the shooting range Tokens to get better drops? Does it really matter if I use G+G+S or G+S+S? I keep getting the same Common and Rare drops no matter what combination I use +--- 635100893 +>>635080929 +It actually isn't. The closest they say to what they were doing is that they were going to send her back to the US under mind control. What exactly they were planning to do is never elaborated upon just like in the original game. +--- 635100925 +>>635092942 +>>635094514 +she wasn't a teen, but she was definitely spoiled. bitch is dressed like she was on her way to daddy's yacht before she got kidnapped +--- 635100932 +>>635100426 +Kek + +He probably has parasites from living off McDonalds sub par beef +--- 635100957 +>>635100863 +Your drop table is set in stone the moment you start a new game so you can semi-savescum by trying out all your possibilities while reloading and seeing if you find anything you need. Beyond that though there's not much you can do +--- 635100976 +>>635078443 +>>635096402 +That was pretty much the deal, but they were extremely stupid about it. The plan would have worked if Leon brought Ashley home while she is infected. But for some reason, Saddler decides to tell Leon about the infection and how it will make Ashley and Leon his slaves, and then decides to send a bunch of his minions to try to kill Leon and Ashley. +--- 635101118 +>>635100957 +So it really doesnt matter if I use golds with silver? Because Ive usually just been throwing 3 golds at a time or 3 silvers. I wasnt sure if mixing them up resulted in different drops. +--- 635101135 +>>635077908 (OP) +I wish Crowbcat included the final dialogue with him and Leon as his video end cap. It is one of the strongest comparisons on soul vs souless, with the gutting of Saddler's personality being one of the biggest "why thos?" out of all of the changes. +--- 635101249 +>>635100976 +They wanted to ransom Ashley back to the US so that they could have some money to prepare for their plan. +--- 635101347 +>>635101118 +The gold coin tables generally have rarer charms so they're still worth using but duds are simply unavoidable. +The mega autistic way to do it is to use all your silvers, note down all your drops, use all your golds, note down all your drops, reload, use 2s1g, note down all your drops, reload, use 1s2g, note down all your drops, reload and finally map out which charms you want. +--- 635101532 +if you want online resident evil try zombie panic, co-op horror, free on steam +--- 635101808 +>>635101532 +dead +--- 635101907 +>>635096043 +Salazar was Rich and funding everything you retard who do you think paid for the island base and the equipment? +--- 635102054 +>>635096783 +You can get 2 broken butterfly if you buy one then get the free one, the other treasure only appears on new game+. +--- 635102165 +>>635077908 (OP) +he sucked ass either way, I'm more disappointed by the big cheese. he's a bitch in the remake +>CONSEQUENCES +--- 635102203 +>>635082697 +"It" is "they/them" now +--- 635102241 +>>635098687 +>No upgrades +Just get the free rifle from the castle +--- 635102294 +>>635086664 +>any fan of RE4 should play both versions of the game to get the full experience. +Yeah no I'm sticking with the original modern devs can't keep the soul in a remake to save they're lives +--- 635102380 +>>635087553 +Capcom really hates paying seasoned va's huh? +--- 635102519 +>>635102241 +>handgun only +did you miss the "challenge" part? +--- 635102523 +>>635100976 +leon would've found out they were infected from luis or as early as mendez mentioning their blood. +if luis didn't give leon the pills, they'd be puppets halfway into the castle. pretty sneaky that luis was able to hang on to the pills after getting stabbed by tentacle dick, also plays on saddler's ego that he would only grab the sample and not even bother to check for anything else (tho he might not have known about the pills, luis was a researcher afterall and could've made them himself) + +it's honestly a pretty good plan: kill leon, ransom ashley, infect the president, profit. +what this doesn't take into account is the little info leon was able to relay to hunnigan and whatever luis was able to tell ada and then if she decides to relay any of it to the government. there'd be at least enough evidence to put ashley into some kind of quarantine or at least run some tests unless we just assume they're stupid and ignore the stuff about blood and strangely acting townsfolk or leon gets killed immediately. ashley of course wouldn't be able to say anything because puppet. +--- 635102602 +>>635093381 +Zoomers want le realism in a game about fucking parasites mind controlling people +--- 635102643 +>>635097994 +They still try to kill her in this game. Either through accident or forcibly choking her. + +>>635102165 +Mendez was about the same in both versions. Little personality either way. Saddler was a just straight downgrade. He goes from a terrorist using religion as an excuse and bantered with Leon throughout the game to a real fanatic huffing his own farts and only interacting with Leon in the last hour. + +What a letdown. +--- 635102668 +>>635089607 +>Scary +>Re4 +Shit was always a comedy literally God hand tier comedy +--- 635102758 +>>635091913 +This. RE fails as a serious franchise because the premise is inherently dumb. It starts out with zombies then goes into full blown terrorism with dinosaurs and shit. No one can take it seriously. + +RE4 was remembered because of the stupid camp (you're right hands come off, overtime, etc.) and RE5 was remembered because complete global saturation/7 minutes and Chris punching boulders. +--- 635102812 +>>635102380 +It's weirdly not Capcom as a whole and just certain teams. The RE game teams refuse to use union VAs whatsoever, the RE CG movie teams use union VAs and the DMC, MH and SF teams will use union VAs but not contracted through the union itself. +--- 635102914 +>>635102643 +>Mendez was about the same in both versions +his VA sure wasn't, and his model was way, way more menacing in the original. he did get way too little screen time however +--- 635103136 +Anyone tried doing a no pistol playtrough? Theorically the game should compensate with more ammo drops for the other guns +--- 635103362 +>>635081490 +Man I love the original RE4 script so much. Remake is such a shell in that regard. +--- 635103447 +>>635099768 +So I guess those speedruns where the skip with the scope thing are now a thing of the past +--- 635103449 +>>635077908 (OP) +>SHACRIFICIAL LAAAAYYM +Yeah. +--- 635103459 +>>635103136 +I kind of hate the way the ammo drop system requires guns to be in your case. If you play in the style of classic RE, keeping a light kit to be able to get items efficiently or use the boltgun to save pistol ammo you're going to get fucked by missing out on any luck shotgun or rifle drops. then you also need to make sure you have the rifle shotgun for any sort of garbage time box cleanup. I wish the game would just let you mark active and inactive guns or just give you shotgun and rifle in the early game if you've upgraded them or fired them. +--- 635103494 +>>635098169 +You're stupid +--- 635103536 +>>635102812 +i haven't played the remake yet, but i will never not be mad at capcom for not doing whatever it took to get the re2make ada voice actress back. i think she did a great job +>>635102914 +>too little screen time +i like that he only shows up a few times to give you the finger then calls you every so often to taunt you. really made him feel like a huge douche, the only regret my first playthru was not using the rocket on him because i went out of my way to fully upgrade the butterfly. it's okay, i'm on my pro run now and i'll be sure to blow that smug bastard to smithereens. +--- 635103593 +>>635102758 +>you're right hand +amerimutt +--- 635103597 +Why did Saddler have Ashley in the shitty village instead of locked away in his literal island fortress from the start? +--- 635103641 +>try for S+ Professional run +>get to Chapter 10 +>save about 3 times in the chapter alone because keep dying +>save another two dies Chapter 11 because minecart shit +Im on 12 saves now. Im fucked arent I? +--- 635103669 +>>635103362 +By that you mean the original RE4 English script and not the original RE4 Japanese script, right? +--- 635103713 +>>635103593 +Obsessed +--- 635103723 +>>635103669 +But of course. +>>635103597 +If you really wanna poke holes, why wasn't Ashley moved from the village the moment Mendez came into contact with Leon? Why did they leave the execution of Luis and Leon up to one diminutive ganado? +--- 635103807 +>>635103713 +at LEAST learn your own language, subhuman. +--- 635103839 +>>635103536 +I was talking about mendez +--- 635103864 +>>635103807 +Are you retarded it's an RE4 meme you dip. +--- 635103940 +>>635103864 +YOUR right hand, retarded americoid. +--- 635103992 +>>635103593 +>>635103940 +is this guy serious? +--- 635104010 +>>635103940 +Am I being taken for a ride +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y82et9FRKcs [Embed] +The NTSC GCN RE4 release had this humorous typo. It wasn't fixed for the PS2 or Wii versions, but was eventually fixed for the rerelease some years later for PS3, 4, etc. +--- 635104079 +>>635078059 +OG RE4: Just casual world domination. It's implied that Saddler is just an Arms Dealer using Religion as a smokescreen and he personally doesn't buy into it. + +RE4Make: He's fully into the religion as he believes the Plaga is the key to global unity and shit. + +Plan is still the same, take over the US because it's the major world power in 2004 and then once the President was infected, go from there. Done with a "improved" Plaga that would allow Saddler's dominant plaga control, but not leave the President or Ashley drooling idiots like the Ganados. +--- 635104165 +>>635103940 +I genuinely can't tell if this guy was too deep into the joke or if he's just a zoomer retard. +--- 635104184 +>>635103940 +Based retard +--- 635104234 +>>635103839 +fuck lol, i'm tired. yea he doesn't get a lot of screen time. idk how they'd fix that. like i said i'm replaying it now right after playing for the first time and everything just feels right. +--- 635104461 +>>635098687 +>tfw they forgot to make a plat for the Steam acheevos +Every fucking time. +--- 635104507 +This scene kinda hit me, the new Luis was a cool guy. Deserved a better sidekick than bland nuLeon. +--- 635104597 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxeKGcvOqbU [Embed] + +does he play the game this bad on purpose? or is it a clinical retard thing? +--- 635104635 +>>635104597 +First DSP video? +--- 635104849 +>>635097371 +but what about her odd unfitting head size and that 35 yr old hitting-the-wall face that looks like some self-insert? + +DONT YOU LIEK THOSE?? +--- 635104879 +>>635078890 +>Infect her and send her back to the United States +Leon finds evidence about there plans in a lodge at the start of the game for that to fail completely, even if Leon dies and they send her back infected he'd already warned Hunnigan about their plans. +--- 635104970 +>>635103593 +>>635103713 +>>635103807 +Like you, I'm American +--- 635104995 +>>635104970 +Literally what the fuck did he mean by this? Why does he look stereotypically russian but speak in a complete white american accent? +--- 635105053 +>>635104995 +Because he's American, retard +--- 635105085 +>>635105053 +But I don't get the exchange +>Oh I needed her to buy Saddler's trust in me. Like you, *camera zooms in on just his torso and lips*, I'm American... +??????? was that a big reveal? +--- 635105263 +>>635104995 +Because Saddler is a diabolical hammy European villain that despises America duh +--- 635105574 +>>635103641 +>Im fucked arent I? +yes. how are you dying on minecart lol +--- 635105586 +>>635088402 +lol +--- 635105594 +>>635086337 +In the OG yeah, he drops the religious facade pretty fast. +In the Remake it makes no sense, he's still going on about "lambs" and "salvation" despite going against Los Illuminados and having a modern tech Island and research facility. +--- 635105968 +>>635091386 +4 hours late but this is wrong I just beat him tonight and it didnt take 14 hits again +--- 635106082 +>>635103940 +autism +--- 635106243 +>>635105594 +Remake expands on Saddler's lore. His entire family tree is religious as fuck and cultist. +--- 635106436 +>>635106243 +Okay, so why are they using modern tech all throughout the Island? And why aren't Ganados (besides JJ, and RPG) armed with modern weaponry? + +In OG it was because he was still maintaining the religious facade in not-Spain, because that's how he convinced Salazar and Mendez to work for him. +--- 635106783 +>>635106436 + +>OG version had a shitty giant robot chasing QTE sequence. + +Dude..just shut the fuck up lol +--- 635107014 +>>635106783 +And yet everyone was using crossbows and flails too, instead of being armed to the teeth with stun batons and machine guns like on the Island. +--- 635107408 +>>635106783 +Sometimes I think Kamiya has a fetish for giant statue bosses. +--- 635107538 +>>635087506 +hes based in the new one aswell im happy they kept his corny one liners. he genuinely seems like hes having fun in this game +--- 635108321 +>>635107538 +Eh, he still comes off kinda flat compared to OG Leon imo. I don't mind his new lines but he has no flair, he's all serious and no fun most of the time. +--- 635108659 +>>635107538 +He didn't sound like fun when he said the "bingo" line +--- 635108860 +>>635108321 +>>635108659 +you cannot convince me the tap dancing line isnt funny +--- 635109086 +>>635078142 +you're stupid, the original was based on a true cult leader +--- 635110341 +RE4 "fans" have always been the most obnoxious group in the RE community. + +>The plot isn't convoluted! It's self-contained! +Except when it isn't and the characters talk about shit we had no idea about, which then has to be expanded on in DLC/side-games. +Even then, the plots of RE 1-3 were pretty fucking simple centering in Raccoon City +>It's the only good one +Except RE1-3, and REmake1, were masterpieces. + +Now I feel vindicated watching all these RE4fags crying about how their favorite game was ruined +--- 635110413 +>>635110341 +>Butthurt oldfag seething +Cope RE wasn't good until 4 +--- 635110676 +>>635079458 +This. I completely forgot that Leon and Ashley was infected in the og. Whilst in the remake, there are even enemies that can stun you because you are infected +>The remake took it more seriously and also had a more plausible explanation for why there's a random parasite removal machine (it's still dumb that Saddler didn't have it destroyed or heavily guarded but maybe he didn't know about it). +It is stated in some files that Sadler was concerned about giving the super plaga to untrustworthy subjects. So he probably kept it around in case Krauser wasn’t playing along +--- 635111437 +>>635110341 +I've seen more obnoxious in this fandom, especially since they started scanning for RE engine. But thank you for delicious Wesker. +--- 635111902 +>>635077908 (OP) +nobody knows what game youre talking about retard. all i see is a palpatine knockoff and inane rambling by you +--- 635111976 +>>635111437 +You're talking about the model simps right? They're just pathetic, never really registered them + +>Wesker +The cutscene at the end of the game really made me want to see him again... Even if I don't want a remake of 5 +>Hundreds must die, so that one may stand +>Billions +VA wasn't as good as DC Douglas, but he did pretty damn well. +He had like 4 lines total but was still the best in RE4R by a mile +--- 635112141 +My main hope for revelations 3 is that for the inevitable 2 person actiony team it's Jake and HUNK. +It's sad to see RE6's one good character just tossed in the trash, especially since he's the most fun to play as out of the 5(technically 6) characters +--- 635112180 +>>635095002 +Sadler knows that if he waits a few more minutes, he can gain a very powerful servant (more than Krauser) if he just lets Leon's assimilation by the plaga complete. Sparing Leon seems like a good idea if you consider that Leon is about to morb out and join Sadler the next time he finds Ashley, only stopped by Ada saving him. +--- 635112238 +>>635112141 +Sorry to dash your hopes but at least 1 of the Rev3 characters is gonna be Rebecca. You can get a hint at her new face model in the Death Island trailers. +--- 635112307 +>>635110341 +The only objectively bad mainline + revelations game in the RE franchise is Code Veronica. Zero is also mid but it has redeeming qualities and looks really nice. +But yes, 4fags that shit on 5fags AND 2(og)fags are insanely annoying. 5 does action better and 2 does horror / environments better, 4 is probably the best jack of all trades but niggas that act like it perfected any individual formula are lying to themselves +--- 635112383 +>>635112238 +Rebecca + nu character +Jake + HUNK +>or +Rebecca + Jake +New character + HUNK + +We can pretty safely assume RE HUNK is revelations 3 so he's one of the 4. +--- 635112436 +>>635101249 +Ransom the girl coughing up blood all the time who clearly knows there's something wrong with her? One MRI later and they'd find the plagas and isolate her, it was the stupidest fucking plan in the world. Shit she wouldn't even need to have any symptoms, a routine checkup would be par the course after getting kidnapped by a cult +--- 635112467 +>>635111976 +Model simps, old model simps, anti-REengine complainers, waifufags, shippers... it's a whole zoo, and I've started to be happy when people argue about gameplay. +Separate Ways (or however they will call it now) should be announced sometime soon, with Wesker and Ada in Mercenaries, so I'm looking forward to seeing how that turns out before thinking of anything else. There's a mod for Wesker with his special moves fully functional, so it should be fun. +--- 635112582 +>>635111976 +>Even if I don't want a remake of 5 +5 needs a remake more than 4, it was dogshit and needs to be reshaped in the current remake formula and engine to dial back on the brainless action and add more atmosphere and puzzles +--- 635112590 +>>635112383 +I thought REHUNK got canned and it was RE Outrage that was happening? It's been a while though so maybe I got that wrong +--- 635112632 +>>635112383 +Anyone that works with HUNK is marked for death, I don't know why people forget that. +Jake is for Sherry, even if RE6 as a whole got a lot of hate, it was noticeable that people liked the dynamics between the two, so they are not really going to put Jake with an aunty character. +--- 635112793 +>>635096216 +Two nukes will do that to a country. +--- 635112968 +When do we get more maps for Mercs? +And more Mercs. Also Luis is fucking ASS to play with +--- 635113042 +>>635077908 (OP) +I prefer og Saddler, because he was more present, in comms etc. Nu Saddler feals absent until late island. +--- 635113078 +>>635089204 +I want my RE to be silly +--- 635113150 +>>635088265 +I liked OG Ashley +--- 635113404 +>>635077908 (OP) +I just read a quote somewhere else "At the top of every cult, there's a man who knows it's all a scam. In a religion, that man is dead". +Mostly the cult part, I instantly thought of Saddler and I came here to /v/ to talk about it and now I see this fucking post kek + +Yeah from the very leaks, when the game hadn't even released but we got a video of Ada & Leon vs Saddler at the end, I remember writing a long paragraph with your sentiment- he's just generic now. +And really we know fucking nothing about him. +Why on Earth do we know more about Mendez and Salazar than him? +We have multiple documents detailing the history of the Salazar family, and we know of the village & Mendez relationship with it (I think he himself used to know Luis Sera, his grandpa, and they talked about Don Quixote?). He was forced to accept Saddler's demands due to circumstances, etc.. + + +BUT WHO THE FUCK IS NU-SADDLER? At most we got a file at Luis' lab talking about how "he might even bring world peace... but I know how he's oppressed the people of this island for generations" which makes me think he's been immortal for a long while, or was it the Saddler family and not himself? +No clue. +But yeah he lost all personality and didn't gain any lore, from the original you could infer he's some kind of charismatic revolutionary with all the american hate, and with his dialogues you didn't need to know much more, he's a terrorist. +--- 635113461 +The biggest schizo moment is still that time when Ashley offered to go with Luis for whatever reason. +--- 635113538 +>>635113404 +Game fleshes out and changes his lore abit. You find the tombstones of ancestors on the island. Basically, his family found the Las Plaga, believed it was a gift, got exiled to the island, probably got their tech from Wesker, got invited back to the island, infected Ramon and then the story starts. +--- 635113551 +>>635113404 +You should actually play the game. The island is littered with the grave sites of previous heads of the Saddler family and contains notes about how they found, raised and worshipped the plagas. +--- 635113625 +>>635113461 +>>635113551 +ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME, I FOUND THE GRAVES AND WONDERED 'Man is this all there is to it?' BUT DIDN'T SEE THOSE FILES.... I think. +Maybe I already forgot, it's been like 2 weeks and this game is all about speedrunning so it ruins my memory +--- 635113643 +>>635113625 +You need to read the graves +--- 635113659 +>>635112582 +1. 5 is at it's base an action game, the REmake formula just doesn't suit it +2. 5 plays just fine +3. 5 borrows too much from 4, I like it and even I think it's takes too many ideas (Village segment, Chainsaw Majini). What ideas it has on it's own are good (Reapers, Tribals, running flower dudes) but there isn't enough, compounded by how the game is too short. +4. 5 plays just fine +--- 635113707 +>>635079826 +>remake is… LESS political +Let me guess, you faggots will somehow complain about this +--- 635113742 +>>635113404 +In the throne zone at the end there is some writing about Saddler, but first name is different. So I think there was a saddler's family and each one of them get a dominant gene of las plagas. Or maybe it's just reincarnation. The story in RE is not the strongest part. +--- 635113801 +>>635113461 +Fucking true lmao, what did she pretend to do? Maybe the agent thing wasn't a joke, she legit thought she was helping instead of being a burden? + +But it made me weirdly sad because I was prepared for him to die whenever he came back. +I was like "why the fuck can't we just travel together? He's the guy who can save us, don't let him wander off". Even sadder however is that he got back and we actually fought as a duo, yet he still died. +--- 635113943 +>>635113801 +They can't travel together because he was going to meat Ada +--- 635114231 +FUCK BALLROOM +FUCK DOUBLE GARRADOR + +why am I getting filtered so bad on professional mode? The novistadors in the Ballroom all wake up and swarm if you use anything louder than handgun +--- 635114315 +>>635113659 +>1. 5 is at it's base an action game, the REmake formula just doesn't suit it +How are the remakes not pure on action. +>2. 5 plays just fine +Fine is the most positive I'd describe it. Inventory is dreadful, AI companion is mostly useless, all co-op games tend to have shitty puzzle design that amount to character A stands on X, character B stands on Y. +>3. 5 borrows too much from 4 +This is true. The game tried very heavily to just redo the highlights of 4 and often worse. +>RE4 had one chainsaw guy in this part? We'll have 2! 2 is more than 1 so it must make it more exciting right? +I don't think the game is without its charm but it has that PS3 era stink if you know what I mean. Game design choices we would see in every other game from that era. At least Sheva was hot. +--- 635114349 +>>635114231 +You need to be aggressive with bugs, shooting them before they land and making sure not to stay in the open. + +The unicorns love chasing beeping mines but if you can stagger and melee kill all the zealots they are a lot easier. You can also kite single ones around an obstacle like the front slab. Flash also works wonders here once their back pops. +--- 635114818 +>>635078059 +>>635078443 +>>635078890 +>>635078890 +>>635080929 +>>635096402 +>>635098751 +>>635104079 +>The real power of the United States lies in three areas. The Justice Department, the Administrative bodies, and the Military. In order to take control of these areas, we must influence the minds of the people who advise the President. + +>After this is done, the rest of the departments will quickly fall under our sway. + +>If by chance the United States were to figure out our plan, the damage caused should be minimal. + +>We will still be able to conquer the country as planned using our backup plan. Once we control the country, we will use their international influence to our advantage. + +>The rest of the world will fall swiftly. + +>As already stated, if our first plan doesn't go as smoothly as expected, we'll proceed with our secondary plan. By sending in our "special" forces we will infiltrate the country from within. Fear and chaos will spread through the nation like a virus. + +>It'll only be a matter of time before the country loses its stability. At that time, when they're most vulnerable, we will strike. + +>Rejoice my brethren; the world shall soon be cleansed. +(((Saddler))) +--- 635114886 +>>635077908 (OP) +can't offend the burger market anymore +--- 635115069 +>>635077908 (OP) +Ftfy Adam Saddler +--- 635115241 +>>635114231 +>trying to sneak past the bugs +rookie mistake say fuck it and run. hope you bought the flash recipe or have atleast 1 flash +--- 635115242 +>>635114315 +I'm a MHfag at heart so I enjoy anything with multiple people. I even liked RE0 because it felt good when me and the AI worked together. +I never felt Sheva's AI was that bad desu. I have her a Rifle and MG as backup and she popped heads all day. + +Yeah Sheva was insanely hot, loved watching her stink-eye Jill +--- 635115282 +>>635115241 +>hope you bought the flash recipe or have atleast 1 flash +is the flash too powerful? seems the easiest way to escape any room +--- 635115305 +>>635112632 +I mean Rebecca is immune to aging so she'd probably look younger than Sherry does now +Hell Jake is probably immune to aging because of the C virus he injected into himself, so if they wanted they could make his segments take place in 2038ish and pair him with Rose lol +--- 635115308 +>>635114231 +>The novistadors in the Ballroom +Just fucking shoot them, don't try to run past them and aggro the whole room. They spawn in small groups and die in 1-2 handgun shots +--- 635115358 +>>635115282 +the flash is hands down your best resource for professional. it literally lets you skip entire rooms +--- 635115582 +>>635115242 +>I never felt Sheva's AI was that bad desu +I've seen worse but it often fluctuated between babysitting the AI or having to go through the rigmarole of managing her inventory as she missed 20 shots to the chainsaw guy standing over her about to chop her head off. I'm sure playing with a friend would make it more fun but that applies to even Big Rigs. +--- 635115646 +Ashley AI is dogshit in the water room +--- 635116250 +>>635081648 +I assumed these 2 girls where the “lost hikers” the cop was talking about in the car. +--- 635116661 +>>635078142 +I know this is bait, but I know that there are people out there that unironically believe this. +--- 635116762 +>>635094745 +>>635095419 +Leon wasn't perpetually angry in the original so those little moments felt like 2 cool fellas working together, the little lines such as "got any cigarettes?" "I've got gum.." did wonders, or how they time it together so the axe breaks their chains. +Idk, it was believable when Leon screams LUIIIISSS after Saddler kills him. +--- 635117351 +>>635116762 +It was basically the same with Mike. You connect quickly with people when they are helping you in a life and death situation. +--- 635117459 +>>635078142 +This is your brain on partisan politics. You stub your toe and blame drumpf, guaranteed. +--- 635117829 +>>635079742 +>>635081490 +the duality of man +--- 635117945 +>>635116661 +>level entry +--- 635118096 +>>635095939 +> Everyone who doesn't agree with me is le contrarian +Kill yourself. Now. +--- 635118679 +>>635115305 +Rebecca is not immune to aging, she may be less beaten looking, but they would hardly give her model wrinkles when she debuted as the cutesy girl of the team. To Jake's generation she would still be a nerdy aunt. +Rose won't return, not only did they outright say Winters story is over, and her DLC was a disappointment, but going that far into the future when people want more of the original cast would be met poorly. +--- 635119474 +>>635077908 (OP) +cool bro this isn't your blog. +--- 635120302 +>>635119474 +>stop talking about video games! +--- 635120640 +>>635120302 +no one cares what you like or your feelings we care about video games, fag. go to crystal cafe if you want to discuss your feelings +--- 635120912 +Ok but seriously what is the lore behind the merchant +He helps Leon (for a price) despite being infected +Did the remake try explaining him? +--- 635122415 +>>635078142 +Is Trump in the room with us right now? +--- 635122583 +>>635097994 +>I choose to believe if he's not directly exerting control they're a bit stupid +I'm pretty sure this is stated in one of the computer files in game +--- 635122749 +>>635120912 +Remake makes him not infected anymore. He uses the blue fire/light that kept knights away during Ashley's segment to keep Ganados away from himself. diff --git a/v/635078407.txt b/v/635078407.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..18b40fabe25446d2373f158000f2560eb549daf3 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635078407.txt @@ -0,0 +1,864 @@ +----- +--- 635078407 +Duel Masters bros we did it... +--- 635078830 +>>635078407 (OP) +>Stupid rabbit +Boring, call me back when they get the sheep. +--- 635079009 +>>635078830 +Shut your fucking mouth-peko. +--- 635079958 +I can't believe the whole of /v/ doesn't play Duel Masters I hate this board. +--- 635080145 +They can play Konami games now or is that still off the books? +--- 635080376 +>>635080145 +Konami is the Yugioh cartel. They have 3rd world slave labor to make foil cards. +--- 635080861 +>>635078407 (OP) +Bun bun cha +--- 635081039 +>>635078407 (OP) +>bootleg live twins +shameful +--- 635081252 +>>635081039 +based +--- 635081340 +>>635080946 +cute +--- 635082854 +Duel Masters was really fun +Sad it didn't catch on in the west +--- 635083802 +>>635078407 (OP) +>King of Lies Wilhelm +>King Command Dragon Annwyn + +What? +--- 635083964 +>>635082854 +>Be best TCG +>Fail + +Lesson learned. Marketing and anime nostalgia is everything. +--- 635084097 +>>635081058 +You become a normfag +--- 635084161 +>>635081058 +It's really no different from playing Duel Links for 4 years. +--- 635084258 +I shouldn't have made a Duel Masters thread with Hololive mixed in I'm sorry boys. +--- 635084347 +>>635084258 +Anon if you make a thread with vtubers in the OP it's going to pull the vtuber posters +--- 635084503 +>>635084258 +Besides, Duel Masters was never as big in the west so it never had as many players here. What were you hoping for? +--- 635084669 +>>635084503 +>What were you hoping for? + +Don't you mean "What were you trying to prove?" +--- 635085304 +>>635081039 +But anon evil twins are bootleg vtubers +--- 635085475 +Sometimes I don't know if I despise Duel Masters' art or love it. +--- 635087097 +>Duelmastersissy +Yikes! +--- 635087285 +>warned for commenting on the OP pic +Fuck off cunts +--- 635087458 +>>635078407 (OP) +Wow, I'm glad I dropped Duel Masters after Win became MC. That first season EVERYONE was ugly. +--- 635088469 +>>635087097 +holly based +--- 635088658 +Will this be printed or only for duel master peko~? +--- 635089376 +>>635087097 +--- 635090819 +>>635088658 +Duel Masters play on the mobile peko. +There’s English fan patches for it, but whatever. +--- 635090901 +>>635089376 +Truly there are deranged people on this site. +Unless it’s just Konami bots. +--- 635091031 +>>635082854 +You can't do shit when the company sabotages its own game +--- 635091115 +Cool, but where's the official EN version? +--- 635091201 +>>635091115 +You’ll have to wait for Hololive En to get bigger. +--- 635091202 +>>635090901 +>implying +>>635091031 +Fuck WotC & their salt over DM going over mtg +--- 635091207 +>>635078407 (OP) +BEST HOLOGIRL +BASED BASED BASED +--- 635091275 +>>635080946 +There is something about crazy, attractive girls that makes me diamonds. +--- 635091353 +>>635083964 +>>Be best TCG +YuGiOh plays like shit, stop the delusions. +--- 635091369 +>>635078407 (OP) +anyone here play the og duel masters back in the day? + +see my man pyrofighter at my locals. +--- 635091406 +>>635078407 (OP) +I wish Duel Master's Plays got an Eng version. +I really like some of the character/duelist designs. +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFuXeDniaX8 [Embed] +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUEbEucoc0s [Embed] +--- 635091409 +>>635078407 (OP) +Duel Masters still exist!?! quick post your GOAT cards +--- 635091487 +>>635091409 +Dead in the west +Alive and kicking in jp +--- 635091494 +>>635078407 (OP) +I will now play your MTG with two zeroes tacked onto the stats. +--- 635091495 +>>635078407 (OP) +Wish they released stuff like this physically. +--- 635091538 +>>635091353 +Duel Masters you banana, not “See you on turn 2”-gi-oh. +--- 635091609 +>>635091369 +Everyone did. We’re all the same person here. +--- 635091697 +>>635091538 +Wait, this isn't ygo? Guess I got it confused with "Duel monsters" lol + +Now you have piqued my interest but unfortunately reading the thread seems like this isn't available/alive in the west. +--- 635091724 +>>635091409 +--- 635091760 +>>635091494 +Look at Magic niggas, can’t even count past 20. +Did you even know numbers go into the thousands? +When a creature has 14000 power, then you know it’s strong. Maybe the strongest. And we like that. +--- 635091953 +>>635079958 +I'm a Vanguard and yugioh fan. I had some Duel Monster cards as a kid, but never really got into it. +--- 635092121 +>>635091760 +>Maybe the strongest +--- 635092150 +I remember buying the card game because of the anime (dub) YEARS ago. Didn't think it was still around. +--- 635092278 +>>635091409 +>Actually paying 7 whole mana for a bird with guns + +Blocked lol. Try again. Light niggas where you at +--- 635092337 +>>635092121 +What were they thinking? +Its always funny that speed attacker is tacked on, as if the first effect wasn't broken enough. +--- 635092840 +>>635091409 +--- 635093239 +>>635091724 +Where did this post go why can’t I reply to it +--- 635093658 +>>635091953 +What vanguard is this? Did Dress get a time skip? +--- 635093732 +>>635092061 +Enjoy your ban. +--- 635093802 +>>635092121 +What were they thinking? The game died exactly when this came out too. +--- 635093969 +>>635091724 +>keyword + explain what it does +Literally what's the point? Just write either of them +--- 635094089 +>>635093969 +To make it a speed read for those who know while explaining to the uninformed. +--- 635094126 +Hololive has collabed with Bushiroad as well since 2020, they have their own trial deck and set releases in Weiss Schwartz and Rebirth into you, though these games are essentially the concept of Japanese phone game collaborations but as an actual physical game. + +This also increases the amount of Degrees of Ryu +--- 635094516 +>>635093969 +So that later cards and cards with more text utilise it once player base is familiar. + +100x better than, +>When this card is Summoned (excluding Special Summon): +--- 635094612 +>>635094126 +Why Shwart is basically a waifu game already. Doesn't count. +--- 635094665 +>>635093969 +Putting keyword meanings somewhere else is bad design +--- 635095098 +>>635094612 +Both games are waifu games literally built around being vehicles for collaborations, I just find the sheer range of their collaborations fucking funny. + +It will never not hilarious to watch a Weiss Schwarz or Rebirth for you game. +--- 635095104 +>>635082854 +>>635083964 +>Game was a dumbed down Magic the Gathering +>Anime had a dub so fucking atrocious it somehow made 4Kids look competent in comparison +I don't know what kind of outcome they were expecting out of all this. +--- 635095230 +>>635078407 (OP) +Who drew her? The coloring reminds me a lot of Himukai's work. +--- 635095239 +>>635095098 +>Both games are waifu games +>Duel masters is waifu game + +Duel masters about ancient Thai demon lords or something. +--- 635095301 +>>635095104 +>Game was a dumbed down Magic the Gathering +>Fixes MtG's stupid land and life problem +>but muh instants +>muh stack +>muh mana burn + +booooo +--- 635095352 +>>635095239 +Talking about Schwarz and Rebirth not Duel Masters, Duel Masters is kino +--- 635095591 +>>635078407 (OP) +They doing physical versions? I'd buy the fuck out of some TCG, TCGfags ALWAYS buying stupid shit at stupid prices. +--- 635095607 +>>635095104 +It's due to them feeling the need to copy the pop culture jokes that were littered throughout. Issue being the fact of completely different countries. +--- 635095718 +>>635091409 +I will never forget this design. Brawler Zyler is so fucking metal. +--- 635095797 +>>635095591 +>The Tournament Black Luster Soldier is the rarest and most expensive Yu-Gi-Oh! card with a price tag of $2 million +--- 635095812 +>>635078407 (OP) +I hate vtranny shit but I still need 3 more copies of wilhelm, 2 more copies of radio rose, and 3 more copies of hungry elegance. Might get some depending on the price +--- 635095850 +>>635095104 +>Somehow still makes more money than MTG +--- 635095867 +>>635095797 +Made of Steel +--- 635095971 +>>635095850 +Nu-Wizard is run by retards, not that hard to do honestly. +--- 635095995 +>>635095797 +Some make a wish faggot who didn't die is selling an exclusive card that he designed. Wonder if that tops it. Though I guess it's not a real card in a sense. +--- 635096072 +>>635095971 +>What if we put a Californian trans african-american single mother on the box? + +Are these people perpetually stuck in 2016 or something? Did Donald Trump and Pekora fuck with their brains that hard? +--- 635096089 +>>635095995 +>160k with about a week to go +--- 635096183 +>>635095995 +Feels disgusting that he's auctioning off the card +--- 635096189 +>>635095995 +>That card +>Literally just a super sayian +I know Konami skates the line for some of their cards, but how the fuck did they get away with this? +--- 635096318 +>>635096089 +Kek, I hope some nog steals it and lands it in a puddle. Hope that cancer surviving cunt gets nothing. +--- 635096431 +>>635096189 +because it was a make a wish 1 of only special. +It isn't featured in any of the games & just the one copy is all that exists. Actual lore being real +--- 635096482 +>>635078407 (OP) +How do >we make a definitive TCG for collabs to happen with? +--- 635096526 +>>635079958 +Why would you play anything that aligns itself with e-celebs for advertising? It's one thing to pay people to play your game but this is just cringe +--- 635096562 +>>635096482 +Weiss Schwarz has the grip on that. Just email them and ask them to change their retarded rules. +--- 635096667 +>dude look at my whore pretending to be 2D +Publicly castrate all vtuber fans. +--- 635096712 +>>635096482 +Holo is about as definitive as it gets. Only better one would be Game Grumps or Todd Howard. +--- 635096752 +>>635096712 +Kys +--- 635096761 +>>635095104 +Actually, that's sort of a misconception. The original Duel Masters is as stupid as dub and constantly breaks the fourth wall. +--- 635096778 +>>635095230 +Was wondering too, I don't see it mentioned though I'm fairly dekinai +Himukai has a pretty distinct style besides the black shadows so I'm not sure it would be him. Made me think of @_himehajime (Dohna Dohna guy) since he also uses black shadows but the coloring is a lot less fancy than what I'd expect +--- 635096948 +>>635096667 +NOOO U DON'T GET IT IT'S AN ANIME CHARACTER +--- 635097001 +>>635096752 +What do you consider a definitive /v/-tier collab? Linkin Park? Christopher Nolan? Avril Lavine? +--- 635097115 +>>635096778 +No, himehajime's art is way more bright and uses a distinct mix of color palettes and even colorful shadows. +--- 635097308 +>>635097001 +>Linkin Park +Just wait for Gunpla Battling to become even more real as scanning is working & fights demo'd +--- 635097337 +>>635097115 +Hence the comment about the coloring +I figure it COULD be him if he just had to rush or something but I doubt +Do they not put the artist on the cards? +--- 635097410 +PekoSEX +--- 635097469 +>>635096562 +I just looked it up and apparently it is a real man's "turn your dudes/waifus sideways until the opponent dies" game, but I swear I looked the rules up years ago and it was this gay abstract european "actually we don't fight, we win by making melds and fulfilling conditions on certain cards"-style of game (kind of like keyforge but even more autistic). +Still fucking stupid, but at least it's not gay. +>>635096712 +Fuck the "definitive collab", that can come after a definitive game (Battle spirits could have been it, if it could've kept card design in its pants for a couple of years, but right out of the gate its busted to all hell). +--- 635097802 +>>635097469 +How'd the remake end up? +--- 635097858 +>>635097410 +>Human ears + +Is she actually a rabbit or a human that dressed like a rabbit +--- 635097959 +>>635097802 +I was talking about the remake, from what little I know about the prerelease. +--- 635097968 +>>635097858 +It's a rule of thumb that almost every animalgirl will have two sets of ears. +--- 635098027 +Former titty streamer btw +--- 635098139 +does ANYONE itt even play the game the op is about? +--- 635098184 +*is still relevant 20 years later* +--- 635098194 +>>635078407 (OP) +How come Yugioh doesn't get crossovers? Ain't it the biggest? +--- 635098234 +>>635098139 +Of course not. Duelma is niche as it is, and is a TCG AND is a Japan only game. +That's like asking "Does anyone play Medabots S?" or "Digimon New Century?" +--- 635098262 +>>635098139 +I played it back when it was new +Haven't played it since it flopped in the west though +--- 635098280 +>>635098184 +What makes it good? +1 drop? +--- 635098414 +>>635098194 +>How come Yugioh doesn't get crossovers? + +That's a real interesting point that never crossed my mind. +Why doesn't Yugioh get cross overs? Is it because they figure their anime world to pull from is diverse and large enough? +Are there Duel Terminal lore autists working at Konami? +--- 635098423 +>>635098194 +Konami has a hate boner towards cover for some reason +--- 635098450 +>>635098194 +It does get them, but not too often. Most of the ones I can think of are also with IPs Konami owns in the first place. +--- 635098472 +>>635098027 +You don't know that. +--- 635098553 +>>635098027 +The rabbit? I thought that it was the big titty knight girl. +--- 635098567 +>>635098234 +> is a Japan only game +wrong you dont even need a vpn for it +>>635098262 +give it a try its "free" +--- 635098628 +>>635098184 +ENTER +--- 635098723 +>>635098280 +It's one of those base cards that you can't improve upon unless you cut the mana cost and break the game, so it stays around forever and gets reprinted endlessly. +--- 635098919 +Here's what DM looks like now in 2023. The card design is great. +--- 635099213 +>>635098567 +What's the metagame like? +--- 635099798 +>>635095104 +>Dumbed down MtG +Now I'm interested, is the board limitless like MtG? Any other similarities? +--- 635099917 +>>635098194 +Because they do their own and most of the time better than a lazy crossover. Look at the evil twins, they would be a cringe idea if they just were a crossover or a bootleg for a quick crashgrab IE look at how MTG looks every time they do it. Instead, they took the idea, made them thieves that do it because it’s the last trill they have left in a world where they are the most influential persons and give them an enemy that’s another v tuber detective. +Add some V tuber jokes here and there like how Sunny made her avatar a big bimbo or that they synergize with dogs a little too much and you have something that fits Yugioh +--- 635099963 +I sometimes wonder if pic rel was just Konami giving the middle finger to brand association. +--- 635100039 +>>635099213 +In ND(standard in mtg): +Mono blue Java Jack - aggro/tempo +Jeskai/4c without white baki - ramp/control respectively +Abzan/Esper wedding gate - midrange +GW Agatha heavens gate - control (pretty degenerate deck that uses your shield as your second hand) +Java Jack and wedding gate are cheap for meta decks +--- 635100295 +>>635099798 +>is the board limitless like MtG +yes in the tcg, limit of 7 in the online version +>Any other similarities? +lol, would be faster to ask for the differences +--- 635100347 +>>635100171 +>Porka +>Hungry Elegance +lol +lmao +--- 635100378 +>>635100039 +>Java Jack and wedding gate +--- 635100746 +>>635100378 +>aqua elite into java jack -> draw 5 put 2 hards at the bottom of deck, speed attacker double breaker cannot be chosen if you have 2 other liquid people +>wedding gate 2x oreore darknesss -> discard 4 random cards from your opponent's hand +--- 635100881 +>>635100746 +>Special Summons +--- 635101053 +>>635078407 (OP) +Duel Masters still exist? +--- 635101195 +>>635101053 +Everything still exists. Beyblades, Bakugan, Medabots, Duel Masters. +--- 635101281 +>>635101195 +How come these Japanese companies don't want to revive them in the West? +--- 635101351 +>>635101281 +costs a lot to set up and people will just make some dueling book equivalent to play for free anyway +--- 635101643 +>>635101281 +Bey & Baku are alive in west. Meda has to deal with Natsume, they did do a 20th ani thing & have at least been doing releases of the anime. +DM won't happen because WotC is too stubborn to let something other than mtg shine +Hasbro made an attempt with "Kaijudo" but rather than go from a new possible starting point, it was launched from the beginning again. +--- 635101645 +>>635101281 +Too much risk. Duel Masters already rebooted itself in 2012. +It came with a pretty well done cartoon and the TCG was faithful. + +It was one of those reboots that was too good, too clean though. People get caught in the grit and hype. +--- 635103559 +>>635101643 +>WotC is too stubborn + +I wonder if the tranny shit translates to the Japanese branch. +--- 635104976 +Ugh, more ramp bait cards with pooptubers plastered on it... +Honest hyperaggro players making sure Ramp doesnt dominate the world! +--- 635106206 +>>635104976 +The f*** is 'Ramp' +--- 635106660 +>>635106206 +>The f*** is 'Ramp' +Horrors beyond our comprension +--- 635106995 +>>635099917 +That explains why I cringed at OP, but not as much at the Evil Twins. +--- 635107374 +>>635100171 +Sex. +Sex with Polka. +--- 635107654 +>>635100118 +>>635100171 +>>635078407 (OP) +>>635107208 +SUPER IMPREGNATION GO! +--- 635107692 +>>635100171 +Absolute best girl no contest, i love her since back when she was Nobuhime +--- 635107723 +>>635107654 +Sorry Anon, in this game you have to stack cards to evolve. +--- 635107880 +>>635107723 +But anon, dont you see im stacking them on top of my cock rn? +--- 635108651 +>>635107880 +daaaamn this duel nigga finna meteorburn fr +--- 635109487 +Jabrad > Beethoven + +He is cooler +--- 635110531 +These full art cards are terrible design, Magic and Yugioh are right on keeping the framed card art format for their main sets. +--- 635110690 +>>635110531 +>These full art cards are terrible design +because...? +--- 635111253 +>>635110690 +Cluttered artwork and details clashing with text, framed art cards feels more organized and is easy on the eyes, even Pokemon's are tiring to the eyes. +--- 635111327 +>>635109487 +what is the meta in the tcg? the design of the new protagonist's cards looks cool af not gonna lie +--- 635111450 +Oh yeah, I remember this game being a lot of fun. I'd actually forgotten about it until now. Crazy that it's still around. + +Yugioh just anchored itself in the public consciousness faster and a lot more effectively. +--- 635111638 +If Duel Masters balanced the blue cards and made a re-release of the IP it would be well received and played today by a lot of current card game players and e-celebs. +Card game communities in general have massively increased in the past years and there's always people willing to jump to something else when their main game's format goes to shit. +--- 635111660 +lulu... +--- 635111851 +>>635111327 +see +>>635100039 +--- 635111865 +>>635111450 +It’s because Yugiohs anime concept is 10/10. +No other TCG can compete. +So much so that the current player base plays it out of nostalgia of the anime alone. +--- 635111948 +>>635111638 +There’s no market to catch into anymore. + +Vanguard has the anime market, yugioh has the boomers, magic has the DnD and tabletop crowd, Pokémon and Duel Masters have the kids. + +If you rebooted it again in the world, who would you market it to and how? Keep in mind Wixoss also chimed I’m with the dark and serious anime. +--- 635112089 +>>635111948 +There's a surprising number of kids playing Yugioh at my locals. They often lose because obviously they don't have the budget for the big staples but they still come back every week and get better. +--- 635112412 +>>635111851 +thats for the online game which is pretty much a different game from the tcg +--- 635112542 +>>635078407 (OP) +Whose this artist, i feel like ive coomed from their work before +--- 635112665 +>>635081058 +Same, got into it when Shiro cursed the world with livestreaming v-tubers. +I don't regret it though, I had fun during those 3 years. +--- 635112809 +>>635078407 (OP) +SAY IT WITH ME: + +DEAD +FUCKING +GAME +--- 635112853 +>>635111948 +1) Nostalgia: Yugioh fails to fully sell on nostalgia because even if you buy that new Dark Magician or BEWD set they are just unplayable in the current format and 90% of the player base plays competitively at their locals or don't play DM era decks as their petdecks, and goat format decks aren't even close to anime decks. Duel Masters will have a good start on nostalgia because: +-the first sets will be at their lowest power level. +-everyone over the age of 25 will get hyped from seeing THAT card game get restarted +-it will take a while before the power creep starts tiring people +2) Some Magic Players will play it by association: Duel Masters was a re-invention of MTG, it has some overlapping mechanics and terms so bored MTG players will try it out and thinker with it out of curiosity. +3) its has an unique style: the original sets of duel masters had its own style for each civilization and were far from anime or high fantasy like mtg, its aesthetic, style and themes were never replicated in another tcg, it can appeal to both tribes of anime and non anime players. +4)card markets have high and lows, formats will break and publishers will also break the trust of their consumers so naturally, frustrated/bored/disillusioned players will play something else to cope. +5) the reach is much bigger today than 20 years ago: If Digimon, Weiss Schwarz, Vanguard can still exist in today's ecosystem then Duel Masters a game with way more history on its belt can come back and stay without problem. +I genuinelly fail to see how it will fail (assuming they don't pull some mega jewish shit), even yugioh with rarity disparity from the asian version and a much more expensive secondary market is still going through record attendance in events. +--- 635112924 +>>635112809 +Look at this dude +You’re finished +BRING OUT THE TCG SALES CHART FOR JAPAN +--- 635112982 +>>635112853 +Then you have to analyse why Kaijudo failed. +--- 635113037 +>>635112982 +lol, literally who? +--- 635113167 +>>635112853 +There can really only ever be 10 or so card games. +It’s like MMOs and gatcha. There’s so much time investment and financial investment into the games that the smaller ones just don’t stand a chance, even if they’re legitimately better. + +For example Digimon and Wixoss are two of the best tcgs at the moment, yet they’re a fraction of sales. +--- 635113217 +>>635113037 +Kaijudo, the Duel Masters reboot a decade back with all the same cards, mechanics and sets. +--- 635113250 +I’m always surprised at the reply rate of Duel Masters threads. + +Even this one, the OP is niche as it gets, a vtuber promo card. +Maybe DM has more legs than we like to give it credit for. +--- 635113286 +>>635113250 +anon this website has an entire board dedicated to vtubers how is it niche? +--- 635113294 +>>635113167 +And? Duel Masters will have a respectable boom only because of its history and the shock of being restarted, that alone is something newer card games can never bank on for a head start. +--- 635113298 +WAMY +--- 635113320 +>>635112924 +--- 635113379 +>>635113320 +rip buddyfight, I liked those games +--- 635113406 +>>635113217 +>reboot +There's your problem, completely unrecognizable and didn't transfer the spirit of the original IP, plus no marketing. +--- 635113484 +>>635113320 +vanguard is pretty persistent in their marketing, and they still lose to literally who? weiis schwarz +--- 635113524 +>>635113294 +It won’t work. The anime is aimed at children, there’s no market outside of that. +Same with Yugioh Sevens. It’s stuck there now. + +If Duel Masters did something interesting with an online client, moving away from the Gatcha menus game component slightly, then it has a chance. +--- 635113528 +>>635113286 +How many people are talking about vtubers itt again? Yeah +--- 635113703 +>>635113524 +You know that 80% of card game players are adults right? +Did you not read my post about duel masters and "anime"? +Duel Masters is not even popular with kids in Japan. +Do you even know about card games or you clicked on the thread because you saw your favorite vtuber? +--- 635113729 +>>635113406 +What happens with revived games (where sets are essentially just rebundled and reprinted) is that the player base fractures online because half implement the lost cards, and the other half keep up to date with the OCG and implement those cards in clients instead. + +You can’t bring across card games that have been around for 2+ years. Just doesn’t work. +--- 635113741 +>>635113320 +Looking at this, I honestly don't know how I've gone for so long without knowing Duel Masters was a thing. +--- 635113850 +>>635113703 +The anime is important because it spurs conversation and keeps players interested, else they’re just looking at card previews on Twitter. + +But again, there’s no anime foothold to take that’s unique. That’s why it’s better to focus on a game solely for Duel Masters and incorporate the lore, characters and music that you’d get from anime there instead. +--- 635113885 +>>635078830 +I'll fuck you up Peko +--- 635113898 +>>635113528 +you missed it, got deleted +--- 635113935 +I wonder who the audience is in Japan. Guessing kids. +--- 635113938 +>>635085475 +This reminds me of the OC donut steel keyblade that looks like a christmas tree +--- 635114245 +Yugioh Sevens is not a popular product, sorry, saying that an anime as a necessity for Duel Masters is just not sufficient, at this point in time it doesn't need any, but you are right on one thing a video game will certainly boost interest. +>>635113729 +I didn't even know Kaijudo was a thing and thats a huge problem in itself, just use the same name, just use the same recognizable cast. +Now bringing current DM JP tcg to the west is a mistake in itself too, you are merging card design from different eras instead of making the game start and evolve on its own, its not a problem if both versions are wildly different in card pool, they are 2 different markets to begin with. +--- 635114424 +>>635114245 +>Yugioh Sevens is not a popular product + +Why though? It fixes all the major problems of the original game. +You have to understand that TCGs and their popularity have nothing to do with quality of the game itself. + +It’s all just about hooking into the nostalgia. DM has none of that in the west. +--- 635114571 +>>635114424 +It has none because is not published (properly) on the west after 20 years. And sevens has no community to speak of in the west either, you said it yourself even if the game is balanced that does not make it successful. +--- 635114743 +>>635114424 +>Why though? It fixes all the major problems of the original game. +yeah, but the anime suck shit +And that's actually matter more than TCG +--- 635115029 +>>635114743 +And there you go. Because a card game doesn’t carry discussion entirely on its own when you get into the meta game. + +People still haven’t realised the marketing genius of Yugioh (not even itself) is that people want card games as a gameplay and story mechanic. Why else do people watch card game anime? Why do people gush about Tagforce waifus and endlessly speculate about Duel Disk AR shit? Why is Vanguard Season 1 comfy as shit? + +People think they want online clients and tournament simulators, but they’re wrong. What they want is Battle City The Video Game, and that’s Duels Masters’ ticket in. +--- 635115043 +I hate Weiss shartz cards. They feel extremely cheap and the art on them is always just lazy screenshots of whatever anime they're from +--- 635115131 +>>635113729 +I do wonder if the future of Japanese TCGs hinges on whether or not Battle Spirits Saga succeeds in the West, because that basically opens the door for long running Japanese TCGs to try and import their card game here and it's not just a thing you decide from the start or when you soft reboot the game (since IIRC Wixoss has a single format they imported and introduced here) +--- 635115283 +>>635115131 +That’s a really good business take. If Battle Spirits takes off, then it’s gangbusters for everyone else. + +I think Digimon has a part in it too. It’s doing really strong and it’s basically a DM clone, albeit a better one with the Memory Gauge. +--- 635115430 +>>635115029 +Well, first, you listed a bunch of things that are only applicable to normal yugioh, not Sevens. +Second, an Anime (as in animated series with japanese anime style) are not THE massive medium of distribution for products as it was 25 years ago, kids have an absurd amount of anime to watch out of interest and freely to choose from, you had no freedom back then, you turned on the tv and watched what was on schedule for the week, so the Sevens anime has to compete with ALL other anime for interest to grab new people foreign to the game and the Sevens anime just does nothing impressive nor has good high budget animation. +An anime to be a good catalyst of popularity for card games has to be so over the top good animated or be viralized for its concept in which Sevens fails at both. +--- 635115764 +>>635115043 +I only know what they look like because I saw Rudy open some packs, it's pretty shocking that people buy them when they'll repeat the same character over and over but with different rarities and different screenshots that don't even look good. +--- 635115850 +>>635115430 +And DM’s anime is in the same boat. + +You basically have to build the Genshin Impact of TCG games. How you do that or what that entails? I don’t know. Thread can figure it out. +--- 635115998 +>>635115850 +No, that's only if you want to invest in an animation, DM has enough legacy on its own to hype old fans and interest current card game players, i already listed 3 tcgs that are doing well despite being small, only YOU think you need to start as some genshin impact equivalent to succeed. +--- 635116835 +>>635115998 +It’s not good enough being 17th in sales for a TCG. + +It’s not good enough for Kaijudo. +It’s not good enough for Rush. + +When I say build a Genshin Impact, you need to retranslate what TCGs are. The idea of just having an online client and some local tournaments isn’t enough any more, even though TCG sales are up twofold in 2022 in Japan alone. +--- 635118253 +Who is your "cardfu", /v/ ? +--- 635118279 +>>635118253 +Who the fook is that +--- 635118987 +>Master Duel thread only has 42 replies +>is on page 9 + +Yugioh is over. Now Duel MAster +--- 635119058 +>>635113935 +Who is even playing mtg in Japan? +--- 635119273 +>>635119058 +English teachers. +--- 635119595 +>>635119058 +gaijins +--- 635119762 +>>635119058 +the duel masters manga was magic for kids or something before they made duel masters with wizards, so maybe card gamers in their 30/40s and westaboo gamers +--- 635119904 +>>635116835 +Yeah no shi, DM is not a new thing or resurging in japan. +--- 635119914 +>>635113935 +>MtG +>Comparison to last year: 129.21% +Disgusting. After what they did to their own game +--- 635120026 +>>635119914 +That's 2019-2020, not 2023 +--- 635120098 +>>635119914 +I'll bite, aside from Modern Horizons, what terrible disgusting thing did they do to their own game? +--- 635120169 +>(May 2021 - April 2022) (Billion yen; compared to last year %) +>1. Pokemon TCG. 62,5; 232% +>2. Yu-GI-Oh! OCG 40,2; 127% +>3. Duel Masters 32,5; 147% +>4. Weiß Schwarz 7,6; 123% +>5. Magic: The Gathering 5,7; 109% +--- 635120281 +>>635078830 +https://files.catbox.moe/cyes9w.mp4 +--- 635120370 +>>635097858 +That's just how it is in pekoland. +--- 635121179 +>>635120098 +>what terrible disgusting thing did they do to their own game? +--- 635121215 +>>635120098 +Modern Horizons 1 was a bit too powerful but fine. Modern Horizons 2 completely replaced a 20 year old format. Literally all of the most played cards are from MH2. You pick your OP card from MH2 and start to build around it, and the more cards from MH2 you include in your deck, the better it is +--- 635121292 +>>635118987 +Cant say i'm surprise +Tear piss the lots of people of +--- 635121354 +>>635121215 +So, like +POTE? +--- 635121357 +>>635121215 +Luckily Modern is a dead format, and you have like five others you can play. +--- 635121453 +>>635121292 +>Tear + +The game has been shit for the past 17 years. +I've been playing Yugioh for 20 years on and off and it has the same issues the whole way through. + +When it's restricted and you're playing with common cards only, it's a 10/10 game, but anything meta ruins it. +--- 635121460 +>>635121179 +>selling official proxies +Yeah, that's bad, but how does it affect the game? Do you often find people trying to play their 30th edition Moonlace? +--- 635121649 +>>635121357 +>Luckily Modern is a dead format +nta but i literally lost thousands (look up the price history of tarmogoyf/jund decks) due to what wotc did to modern. everyone who still plays mtg deserves what they fucking get/what is coming after what they did to modern +and here you still have people wondering why ygo players argue against formats +--- 635121794 +>>635121649 +Did you factor in the tournament winnings you got from your jund decks? +--- 635121815 +>>635078830 +Fatherless behaviour +--- 635121834 +>>635121649 +>Sunk cost shit + +The reason Yugioh is shit is exactly because people cry about cards they traded and pawned off in 2013. They can't move past that fucking mentality that the entire game isn't about actually being a good game; it's about 'me' winning, and 'me' winning with this 20 year old card pool. +--- 635121839 +>>635120169 +Any data on how well Rush Duels are doing or does it get grouped together with the OCG in general? +--- 635121949 +>>635121794 +Not him but I dobut it, Jund did not win tournaments. It was a mediocre deck that just felt really good to play +It went from mediocre to unplayable garbage though. Everyone that enjoyed a deck and was not a metafag suffered. Metafags rejoiced since the strategy to build the best deck was clear as day and the pool of cards at the top of the powerlevel was much narrower. +--- 635122234 +>>635121949 +Why would you pay thousands for a deck and NOT use it to play tournaments? Are you really gonna go to your local meetup with a 5k deck? +--- 635122291 +>>635093658 +It's WillDress +Minor timeskip, main character stopped being gay the fights are good now and there's an actual plot. The turnaround between Overdress and Willdress is insane +--- 635122573 +>>635121839 +Its out of top 10 +--- 635122982 +>>635121839 +I'm not sure because I don't know if the sales data, whether Konami lumps OG and Rush together. +I know that the Switch Rush Duel game sold well in Japan, but that's it. + +Fucking Rush Duels fixed the game, but we can't have that because faggots won't let go of their Yugioh cards from 2007. +>Yeah bro I just wanna keep playing this broken from day 1 game haha just one more box +--- 635123056 +>>635122291 +>main character stopped being gay + +That first episode of Overdress was strange. It felt like an episode 9 that was pushed as an opening episode. Just too many fujoshi undertones with what should have been selling the game instead. +--- 635123640 +>>635078407 (OP) +boring, call me back when they get the lolis. diff --git a/v/635087215.txt b/v/635087215.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..0bd5a8782db9f778f36331cba9d2710c63aa6746 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635087215.txt @@ -0,0 +1,1015 @@ +----- +--- 635087215 +>crtl+f +>No tomboy thread + +/v/ really has lost it's edge. +--- 635087343 +>>635087215 (OP) +I want her to protect me. +--- 635087513 +She looks like she amazon-positions androgynous men. +--- 635087681 +>>635087215 (OP) +Blessed thread. +--- 635087779 +>>635087215 (OP) +>>635087513 +>>635087681 +Tomboys being extremely weak to anal does not make them cool or interesting. +--- 635087878 +>>635087215 (OP) +I bet you don't even play 3rd strike faggot. +--- 635087931 +>>635087513 +Why am I oddly aroused by this? +--- 635087959 +Fuck this filtering tomboy from now on. Fuck your spamming. +--- 635088075 +ETA for when someone posts bait that everyone will inevitably bite? +--- 635088128 +>>635087959 +Found the homosexual +--- 635088149 +>>635087779 +Nobody said that it did, but it is a plus. +--- 635088178 +>>635087878 +I do but not well. +--- 635088305 +>>635087215 (OP) +We had a Gerudo thread earlier today so I'm taking a break. +--- 635088306 +Alright anons I'm trying to write up a Dating Sim where you date different martial arts girls and I had an idea for a Shaolin Monk girl, but should I make her legit training to be a monk or just a LARPer? If she's legit then ultimately her route is kind of tragically breaking her vows but if she's a LARPer....she's a LARPer. +--- 635088376 +>>635088306 +Liu Kang got to break his vows though +--- 635088434 +>>635088306 +I'd say make her legit so there's some stakes. You can save the LARP character aspect for anyone really. +--- 635088459 +>Yfw when tomboys still arent real +--- 635088516 +>>635087779 +Anal is the PERFECT way to fuck tomboys +Something about seeing strong women brought down that way... +--- 635088550 +>>635088376 +I don't really keep up with MK Lore, Did he get to do it before he became a time god? I thought him and Kitana had the whole "I'm a Princess and you're a Hobo, we both have our duties to attend to" schtick. +--- 635088649 +>>635088516 +--- 635088713 +>>635088306 +I don’t care what you do as long as judo judy is best girl +--- 635088749 +>>635088306 +Plz link the the early acess version. +--- 635088789 +>>635088306 +make it legit but ideally that's not the only thing that drives her to break her vows. the "I will give up my duty for love" is weak in itself but if it's turned into a "since I discovered love I realize that this path is no longer one I can follow" it's pretty decent. +--- 635088874 +>>635088713 +Sorry anon, it's a weeb game, it's gonna be Karate. +--- 635088980 +Tomboys are safe hornyslop +--- 635089056 +>>635087931 +You're a man of esteemed tastes. +--- 635089184 +>>635088980 +I see where you're coming from but nah, tomboys are made for marriage and sweaty handholding, safe horny is for implied casual sex without romance or passion. +--- 635089297 +>>635088459 +--- 635089350 +>>635087931 +>Why does watching a fit naked woman show off her body turn me on +Who knows? It's a mystery. You might just be defective. +>>635089184 +Stop. Please don't let this cancer into the thread. +--- 635089372 +>>635089184 +Tomboys as you describe them don't exist. Thats what makes them special. +--- 635089419 +>>635089184 +Safe horny promotes that idea that women with masculine traits exceeding a man's are the ones that emasculated men should feel good about sexualizing. Kikes want you to like tomboys because they're more dominant and forceful than you. +--- 635089503 +>>635089297 +Left is a menhera, not a tomboy +--- 635089538 +>>635089419 +Tomboys who know their place are the best. +--- 635089593 +>>635089538 +>>635089503 +fucking ignore it you goddamn Mongs. +--- 635089612 +>It's begun +Welp, RIP this thread. +--- 635089640 +y'all shutup just post tomboys +--- 635089693 +>>635089593 +>t.ranny +You'll never get a tomboy because you help them become trans men +--- 635089790 +There is absolutely no definition of tomboy that lists being sexually dominant as a requirement +--- 635089809 +to anyone who can dump makoto art, i'm trying to complete my collection so please fucking dump anything you have +--- 635089892 +>>635089184 +>tomboys are made for marriage and sweaty handholding +YOU FORGOT LOVE AND IMPREGNATION FAGGOT +--- 635089953 +>>635089593 +>>635089612 +>>635089640 +>Stop noticing! +>>635089538 +The problem is that the tomboy archetype disallowe conversion into a normal woman. Makoto from SF is never depicted as a submissive wife because without her tomboy personality she isn't Makoto. The moment a tomboy stops being dominant is when she ceases to be a tomboy +--- 635089971 +>>635089892 +>pot calling the kettle black +--- 635089979 +>>635089419 +>>635089538 +Based. +--- 635090006 +Lol, lmao even. +--- 635090075 +>>635089953 +>The problem is that the tomboy archetype disallowe conversion into a normal woman +>A coin can only have one face, if it has two it is no longer a coin but 2 different coins +You're mentally ill and retarded +--- 635090193 +>>635090075 +He's a shitposter, retard, stop giving him (you)s. +--- 635090339 +y'all always have to complicate shit too much +--- 635090804 +I had a tomboy girlfriend who broke up with me because I wasn't being forceful enough with her and didn't make a move on her because she kept telling me not to. Apparently she actually wanted me to and was frustrated that I wouldn't do anything sexual to her because she kept saying no when I attempted to. I hate women. +--- 635090937 +>>635090804 +Based, tomboys are retarded monkeys +--- 635090972 +>>635090804 +pics or it didn't happen +--- 635091005 +>>635090339 +>y'all +>>>/t/witter +--- 635091065 +>>635090804 +i get you dude, kind of the same happened to me. but tell yourself you may have dodge a bullet since if she can't be sincere for a simple hit like if yshe wanna fuck or not. what's the rest gonna be like +--- 635091081 +>>635087215 (OP) +>>>/vg/ +--- 635091170 +>>635088459 +My roommate's daughter is the very definition of a tomboy. Legitimately thought she was a boy at first +>Somewhat short hair, into video games, rode quads, looked kind of like a 10 year old boy +>Talked to her like she was a boy and treated her like a boy +>One day notice my roommate taking a pack of panties out of a Walmart bag +>"the fuck man, you crossdressing?" +>"Nah dude, those are for my daughter" +>"Didn't realize you had a daughter" +>"What the fuck are you talking about? She's been here every weekend man" +>His daughter is in the room while we're having this conversation +>she looks like she's going to cry +I don't think I've ever felt like a bigger dick in my life. +--- 635091187 +>>635091081 +This isn't a general though. +--- 635091218 +She lost +--- 635091320 +>>635091170 +how do you address her +--- 635091339 +>>635090972 +We never took any pictures of ourselves together. We were both shy and insecure types. She was short though with the longer on top combed to the side with shaved sides haircut, blonde, blue eyes, and always wore those shitty cheap men's multipack t-shirts and basketball shorts. She had a nice ass under them though which I got to feel up: The only time I ever went against her telling me no is when I reached into her shorts and started squeezing her ass and it made her super horny and she pulled them all the way off; she had never actually taken clothes off of herself like that before. +--- 635091402 +>>635091170 +This never happened +Didn't even try +--- 635091754 +>>635087215 (OP) +>"I want tae bite yeh, soft-like around the neck..." +>"I want ta drag me nails along the back of yer neck, and force yeh to kiss me." +need fiery scottish tiefling gf. She's even got the tomboy's trademark flustered response to earnest romance. Tomboys are peak gap moe. +--- 635091912 +>>635087215 (OP) +globohomo made them an endangered species +--- 635092167 +>>635091754 +I wonder if Kui is a tomboy, she seems deep into Western RPGs. +--- 635092269 +>>635089862 +>>635088649 +>>635088459 +They took them away from me, they took this away. I fucking hate the gender people. I want them fucking dead. +--- 635092939 +>>635089419 +nigger I just like them because they're cute and don't have faggy shit like irl grills +--- 635093307 +>>635091912 +Nah, they're more common now unlike 5 years ago thanks to all the shitposting +There's even trannies trying to be tomboys for some reason and i wish i was joking +--- 635093787 +>>635093307 +>I wish I was joking +Look up short hair porn, several girls who identify as men, but they identify as femboys who dress up like girls and get off to being called women +Leave it women to make being a man complicated +--- 635093921 +>>635092269 +Her boxing technique is bad, but she is cute so I would simply teach her better +--- 635093945 +>>635093787 +That too, i know some ftm troons believing they're femboys +--- 635093980 +>>635093787 +this is just confusing +I guess it comes with being mentally ill +--- 635094053 +>>635093787 +That sounds like pointless extra steps +--- 635094067 +>>635094007 +god I wish she was in anything good +--- 635094152 +>>635093980 +There are some pooners who believe they're femboys, just like how there are some mtf trannies who want to be tomboys for some reason +--- 635094157 +>>635088306 +Alright threads going weird places, give me some ideas to steal for my game I'm totally gonna make. What are some fighting styles/archetypes you'd like to see? +--- 635094340 +>>635094157 +Josie but fit and not an annoying crybaby. +--- 635094381 +>>635094067 +Silly anon, anything with Mordred in it is good by association. +--- 635094716 +I don't think people know what Tomboys are. +And if they want to make it gay cuckboy shit, then that's what they will be. +--- 635095017 +>>635093307 +>>635093787 +>>635094152 +I wish i was fucking joking... +--- 635095075 +>>635094381 +sorry anon, she's not my waifu so my delusions can only take me so far +--- 635095268 +>>635095075 +>she's not my waifu +Sounds like you have yet to achieve enlightenment then. +--- 635095435 +>>635087215 (OP) +Hahaha so how do i even get a tomboy gf nowdays bros... +--- 635095520 +>>635087215 (OP) +Tomboys are dead, any tomboy nowdays will be brainwashed into going ftm. +--- 635095605 +>>635095435 +Stop being a fatass nerd, maybe +--- 635095721 +>>635095520 +Nah, even trannies likes tomboys +--- 635096715 +All of you faggots need to buy a helium tank or go outside +But then again you might encounter a woman +--- 635097142 +>>635094157 +>Booty Royale +Based. + +>>635093980 +>>635093787 +>>635095017 +This seems easy enough, if you're dysphoric and want to go FTM, most girls are only ever going to be short, skinny men no matter how much T they mainline. But that's a recognized boy type now! And since most of these girls are straight as a ruler, identifying as a skinny gay twink is a pretty short leap. + +Honestly, if they could just get past trying to fix their junk with surgery and embrace the masculine pussy, we could have a renaissance of cute tomboys, some minor pronoun awkwardness is a small price to pay. +--- 635097145 +>>635088459 +>when when +--- 635097221 +>>635091170 +never happened +--- 635097258 +>>635097142 +Fuck off, tranny +--- 635097285 +>>635097142 +>Booty Royale +God I hate that name +--- 635097432 +>go on what I assume are dates with tomboy coworker all through the covid lockdowns +>I'm pretty autistic so I don't try anything too forward +>she informs me a while later that she's asexual and aromantic and can't go any further with me +--- 635097548 +Why are retards talking as if they didn't exist anymore? Lmao +--- 635097710 +>>635087215 (OP) +it hasn't per se, it's just filled with literal faggots now. constant MUH HUSBANDO spam threads with men jerking off to other men +--- 635097943 +>>635088306 +>>635088874 +>>635097285 +pass the sauce pls +--- 635097973 +>>635097548 +>gender shitposting +>blogging +welcome to tomboy thread on /v/ +don't enjoy your stay +--- 635098181 +>>635097943 +Hagure Idol, tourney starts relatively late. It's mostly an eechi comic about the karate bimbo. +The Bald chick is from a comic called Fire Power but I never read past the first issue. +--- 635098191 +>tfw irl tomboy +>only attracted to femboys, goth/alt/emo dudes, and any kind of flamboyant guy + +I just want a guy whose waist I can grab, is that so wrong, /v/? +--- 635098240 +>>635098191 +>Is that so wrong +Yes. +--- 635098504 +>>635098181 +>no lewds +fucking dammit + +>>635098191 +that's called being 20. a taste for masculinity will develop from 24 onwards. +--- 635098641 +>>635098504 +>being 20 + +I'm probably older than you and most of the people in this thread +--- 635098684 +>>635098641 +I'm 29. You are here forever. Tits or gtfo btw +--- 635098760 +>>635098191 +>>635098641 +L O N D O N +O +N +D +O +N +--- 635098783 +>>635098641 +Doubt but you do sound like you're LARPing as that R9k tomboy with the same fetish. +--- 635098967 +All of the stories posted here are works of pure fiction, only a retard would believe them. +--- 635099051 +>>635098967 +It's even worse when the blogposters don't even post any tomboys, just their sob story reaction pics. +--- 635099292 +>>635098684 +>29 +Still older than you, newfag + +>>635098783 +I haven't been on r9k in years, that place went to absolute shit +I'm 32 + +>>635098760 +Is London where all the cute goth boys are? +--- 635099438 +>>635099292 +>32 +I'm still the thread grandpa. +--- 635099451 +>>635099292 +>Still older than you, newfag +>newfag +Bold of you to assume I haven't been browsing this site before I even hit puberty. +--- 635099534 +I’m 23. I will accept any of you ancients as a mother/father figure. +--- 635099617 +>>635099534 +--- 635099746 +who is the best tomboy in zombie panic, co-op horror, free on steam + +is it jessie or the hoodie girl +--- 635099865 +>>635088874 +>karate girl is best +Based +--- 635100194 +>>635098191 +>KING +that's a man tho +--- 635100276 +>>635099292 +>still larping +How embarrassing. Tits or gtfo niggerboy. +--- 635100763 +lmao, why even have the fucking subreddit at that point. +--- 635100895 +>>635100763 +Why we talking about reddit? +They still ignore the rules anyways +--- 635100956 +>>635093787 +>>635093945 +This sounds like a "your fetish" thing moreso than an actual statistically significant trend. +That would be a very effective and demoralizing psyop for actual femboys though. +--- 635101106 +>>635100763 +Patrician Rules and Impeccable Taste +--- 635101497 +>>635101106 +>I'm straight, b-but women need to be hairless for me to be attracted to them +Luckily for you, the palm of your hand is naturally hairless, so you've got it covered for life. +--- 635101668 +>>635095721 +>be girl +>like boy things +>school teachers and discord groomers convince you you're really a boy +Complete tomboy death our generation. +--- 635101693 +>>635100763 +Reddit can be based sometimes. +--- 635101856 +>>635101668 +No one cares about your faggot fairy tales, you know damn well that's not true retard +--- 635101859 +>>635100763 +>being so afraid of trannies that you have to make sure your tomboys aren't TOO masculine +Lmao +That attempt to gatekeep is as admirable as it is pathetic +--- 635101909 +>>635095520 +>>635101668 +>you will never be a real man +>but you also aren't a woman who looks like a man +Are you people allergic to having coherent beliefs? +Who the fuck cares what they call themselves if they're hot. Literally just let your dick do the thinking for you and stfu. +--- 635102047 +Tomboyfags are one of the most braindead fetishfags on this site. +--- 635102167 +>>635100763 +>Good +>Good +>Good +>Of course +>What counts as butch in this situation? +>Yeah fair enough +>I'm fine with a little pit hair, no reason to be anal about it +--- 635102216 +Tomboys don't exist. They're literally all lesbians, and not the college phase kind but the legit butch kind. +>b-but but - +Think of a tomboy. +100% you just thought of a fictional character invented by a man because they don't fucking exist. +--- 635102230 +>>635100763 +>Faggots are telling me tomboys don't exist anymore +>Literal subreddit with irl tomboys +--- 635102318 +>>635101909 +Those are two different posters, anon, but neither of those statements are really contradictory nor do they really align with what you're saying. Also nah that's recipe for heartbreak, anon. It'd be like dating a girl into body modding, you can't be surprised when she starts doing really weird shit that ruins her appearance. +--- 635102970 +>>635100763 +wtf I love reddit now +--- 635103241 +>>635100763 +I had a look at that sub... and they all look like disgusting butch lesbians still. +--- 635103406 +Dont know why people say that tomboys don't exist. There aren't any of them here in my town but when I travel to a city I can spot one once in a while, not really that uncommon. +--- 635103656 +>>635103406 +Faggots making imaginary friends +I hate trannies too, but some people get really annoying with "tomboys are getting erased!!11!!! +--- 635103732 +>>635102970 +>now +You always did +--- 635103927 +>>635103656 +It's just hope, a shred of hope that something out there is still worth fighting for. +--- 635103968 +>>635089419 +Kikes want to eradicate tomboys and brainwash them into believing they're actually boys. The best part of being a tomboy enjoyer is breaking through the assertive front she puts on and finding the feminine core she doesn't show to anyone else, then fucking her into submission. Just because you are too low test to wrangle a tomboy into docility doesn't mean the rest of us are, faggot. +--- 635103991 +>>635103927 +You're a faggot and you have imaginary friends +--- 635104050 +>>635103968 +You're a faggot and schizo +God fucking lord schizos are annoying as fuck +--- 635104186 +>>635103241 +Kino NTR build up. +--- 635104282 +>>635103927 +Pathetic +--- 635104305 +>>635102681 +you just know +--- 635104380 +tomboy feets +--- 635104437 +tomboy abs +--- 635104660 +>>635103991 +I think you're in the wrong thread, buddy. Go be annoying somewhere else. +--- 635104719 +God, I love boyish women. +--- 635104742 +>>635100763 +>hurr durr if you actually act like a boy you're doing it wrong + +Shit like this is why I don't call myself a tomboy outside of 4chan, way too many so-called tomboy lovers are fucking stupid about this stuff. + +>>635100276 +Not getting banned for your dumbass + +>>635103968 +Shit like this is what makes tomboys think they have to be men, not kikery. +--- 635104830 +>>635104660 +My point is, you're talking as if there are no tomboys anymore when they are popular, even more than those faggot femboys +--- 635104926 +>>635104306 +--- 635105026 +>>635104926 +--- 635105046 +>>635104830 +Tomboys are only popular here on 4chan and some niche corners of Japanese media, everywhere else the word "tomboy" is used for butch looking lesbians or FTMs or totally invisible and nobody cares about them. +--- 635105151 +>>635104742 +I prefer to not call myself a tomboy outside of my friends +Fuck it, gonna do it only this time because they can fuck themselves +--- 635105173 +>>635104742 +>can't ban evade +not a tomboy +--- 635105212 +>>635105046 +You must live under a rock then, faggot +--- 635105386 +Tomboys are an endangered species +--- 635105425 +>>635104306 +>>635104926 +>>635105026 + +Why do Makoto's feet make my penis hard? +--- 635105615 +>>635100763 +are these the same faggots that want a tomboy to take 180 degree change in personality and turn into a bottom sub in bed that eats out of the palms of thier hands ? +--- 635105756 +>>635105615 +Eh sometimes I want my tomboy to be a sub, I'm willing to switch +--- 635105765 +>>635087215 (OP) +Let's get this party started. +--- 635105898 +>>635104742 +>Not kikery +It's both, liberals get in their heads with gender nonsense, then conservatives drive them deeper when they act with mindless revulsion and heavyhanded control. +--- 635105936 +>>635105212 +Nah that's true. It is getting more popular but still very niche. Normal people don't even know the term. +--- 635106078 +>>635104660 +Shut up retard +--- 635106135 +>>635102391 +>>635103017 +>>635104437 +More +--- 635106242 +>>635105898 +Liberals getting into their heads is mostly just reactionary bullshit, gender politics were way saner a decade ago but conservatives and normies act like doubling down on gender bullshit is the answer when that's just going to make more people fight against it. + +That Reddit pic is a perfect example +--- 635106348 +>>635087215 (OP) +Fuck off with your safe horny girl +--- 635106349 +What a terrible thread. +--- 635106408 +>>635105898 +>>635106242 +I haven't seen even twitter trannies actually advocating for "le eradication of tomboys", the opposite actually, i'm fucking serious i hate people who make imaginary enemies +--- 635106451 +>>635105026 +--- 635106475 +>>635105756 +>sometimes I want my tomboy to be a sub, I'm willing to switch +that's fine. i just hate people who like tomboys but want them to completely bend over backwards and change thier whole personality for them. it's like wanting a normal woman but saying you like tomboys. +--- 635106565 +>>635106408 +I meant here's that one post, but I'm sure it's overblown. Tomboyfags are mostly just mad that there's a cute girl they thought had a nice tomboy look and then she lops off her tits and grows a pubestache. Which seeing it even once is heart breaking. +--- 635106670 +>>635104742 +>Shit like this is what makes tomboys think they have to be men, not kikery. +this desu +--- 635106698 +>>635106242 +Normalfags seem pretty on board with all the gender bullshit so long as they deliver it how they want. The only actual backlash I've seen fromm basic ass Normalfags and not a conservative political group is the Bud Light horseshit. +--- 635106816 +>>635087215 (OP) +Videl. +--- 635106837 +>>635088459 +They are real, they just don't /v/'s definition of pure waifu who's shy and blushes over everything. + +REAL tomboys are always the biggest sluts around and have fucked up bodies filled with tattoos and piercings. +--- 635106838 +>>635098191 +>I just want a guy whose waist I can grab +normal guys have waists too +--- 635106939 +>>635106837 +Correct +--- 635106951 +>>635106837 +>tattoos and piercings. +those are goths +>biggest sluts around and have fucked up bodies +those are sluts. +get your definitions straight ffs +--- 635106974 +>>635106816 +I prefer random background female Saiyan from the show. +--- 635107045 +>>635106974 +>>635106816 +Both are amazingly hot. Also Kale, Caulifla, and Fasha. +>>635106670 +RBHHGRHGHRH UNNNDYNNEEEEE +--- 635107060 +>>635106838 +NO HE HAS TO BE A FAGGOT! +>>635106951 +There's nothing exclusive about being a tomboy goth and slut, but that being said not all goths have tattoos nor do all tattoos make you a goth especially if nothing else in your style is of the postpunk aesthetic. Why would you think that? +--- 635107090 +>>635107060 +>definitions aren't definitive +okay retard +--- 635107140 +>>635106974 +I love evil women so much bros +--- 635107225 +>>635087215 (OP) +Kefla. This bratty bitch for some reason is so hot. Also, this is from the offical Dragon Ball artist. +--- 635107286 +>>635107225 +Nice +--- 635107496 +>>635106816 +Based. Videl is hot. +--- 635107573 +>>635107496 +Gohan bred this. +>>635107225 +Goten bred this. +--- 635107669 +>>635107060 +>NO HE HAS TO BE A FAGGOT! +just grab an OP from a random thread. they're free i have 10 of em in my house +>There's nothing exclusive about being a tomboy goth and slut, +yeah but the other anon is saying all tomboys are sluts and goths which is fucking retarded +--- 635107803 +>>635107090 +You can have nonexclusive definitions, anon, but more to the point your definition of goth is completely unfounded in the first place. +>>635107140 +She's not evil, she's ambitious. Is the Shepard evil because it culls the lamb? The wolf evil because it devours the fowl? The river evil because it erodes the stone? No, it's her purpose, her nature. And she fulfills it to the fullest. +--- 635107957 +I love Makoto so much. +--- 635108056 +>>635107957 +Cute dog +--- 635108075 +>>635107803 +>your definition of goth +you don't even know who you're arguing with you schizo tranny +--- 635108221 +>>635107957 +same i want to comfort that tard when she throws a fit because she lost a fight +--- 635108271 +>>635107803 +>She's not evil, she's ambitious +sayins were raiders and barbarians who killed innocent people. she's definitely evil anon +--- 635108334 +>>635108221 +Not my Makoto, she's gracious in defeat and would channel that anger into her training. +--- 635108370 +>>635107803 +>She's not evil, she's ambitious. +She took part in genocide and space piracy tht wiped out planets. +--- 635108440 +>>635107803 +Don't care. +--- 635108578 +>>635108370 +>>635108271 +Hey, we're all evil when you start throwing around loaded words like "genocide", can any of us really say WE haven't launched Ki blasts trough the bodies of innocent civilians? +--- 635108864 +>>635106078 +I hate retarded /v/niggers like you, it's unreal. What the fuck are you even arguing about, you mongrel? +>imaginary friends +Nothing. You're arguing stupid shit in a thread about tomboys because you're a sorry ass bitch. +--- 635108910 +>>635108578 +>>635108440 +>>635107803 +I wanna be used as a breeding stud for these sluts +--- 635109027 +>>635091170 +If true, hopefully she didn't take it too hard and was still able to hang out +--- 635109035 +>>635106838 +A lot of normal guys have thicker waists than mine and I'm built like a housewife. Plus, a lot of normies have facial hair and that's a major ick for me. + + +>>635106837 +One of the few actual other tomboys I've met wasn't that much of a slut and was free of any tatts or piercings. She was a super outdoorsy type tho, just the coolest. I hope she's doing well, wherever she is. +--- 635109039 +>>635108334 +>she's gracious in defeat and would channel that anger into her training. +not my makoto. she'll throw a tardfit like the average fightan fan and complain about missing a punch or not blocking a kick. I'll then comfort her with tea and biscuits +--- 635109138 +>>635108864 +Keep crying about how your pwercious tomboys are being stolen from you, retard-kun. +--- 635109181 +>>635087215 (OP) +She did appear in Fighterz. +--- 635109207 +>>635108864 +>>635109138 +>a couple arguing +cute +--- 635109390 +I knew a few tomboys from sports teams when I was young because my friend had one as a girlfriend. Sadly they are not like animu girls. They mostly look like this >>635092269 or even thicker. Basically unless they do some very girly sports where being thin is a requirement they will look like feminine guys. +- they have short boring boyish hair because it gets in the way or cause accidents in sports (no spikes sadly) +>they rarely wear any jewelry (except a dot earring) or makeup because it would take a lot of time to put it back on and they need to remove it all the time +>aside from a few girly fields they are not skinny with well defined abs but but bulky rectangles, they barely have a waistline (they are strong of tho) +>if they do girly sports they usually need to lose so much weight they have no feminine appeal +>barely noticeable tits, big breasted women usually don't do serious sports because they are too self conscious about their melons (and it unironically holds them back on a competitive level) +>skin color depends on the type of sports +>hands and fingers are big and rough +>boyish wardrobe, if they dress girly for occasions they'll look terrible in dresses +While they are clearly girls you could mistake them for a guy from far away. Yes there are a few unicorns here and there who look like anime girls but don't bet on it. + +However if this doesn't bother you (or you imagine 2D anyway) here is some fantasy fuel: my friends gf played competitive handball. Short blonde hair, body is like a guy (although she had noticeable breasts). I would say 5'6" tall. She always wore jeans and t-shirts. She was also studying to become a baker. Kneading made her arms even stronger, she could pick up my friend easily. My friend was skinny with a serious allergy since childhood (his face looked like a drug addict) so I guess there is hope for losers too. My friend cheated on her on the regular. +--- 635109538 +>>635109390 +>things that never happened +--- 635109660 +>>635106135 +for (You) +--- 635109771 +>>635109660 +--- 635109773 +>>635109660 +Very nice +--- 635109801 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toP0HbhVRzQ [Embed] +--- 635109810 +>>635109390 +Yeah. this is pretty much facts right here +All of this is true for me, minus the having a flat chest thing + +My friend cheated on her on the regular. +Hope his dick fell off. +--- 635109826 +>>635109771 +--- 635109875 +>>635109826 +>>635109771 +Sexo +--- 635109949 +This is the best I could do with the shitty tools Capcom gave me. +It would have to do +--- 635110118 +>>635109337 +Do you think Makoto could actually cook? I feel like she'd try but she's basically just a caveman who cooks meat, rice, and noodles just good enough not to die. Her grandpa and brother probably would do most the cooking for her really. +>>635109949 +>Not even a healthy olive +>No ab definition +I've seen the monstrosities people make for laughs, you just weren't trying. Go back and build a better tomboy! +--- 635110275 +>>635110118 +Skin tones are crap, you either go for a light skin, black or a orange monster +--- 635110464 +You guys are hilarious, you all legitimately go out of your way to find the most masculine appearing female possible, yet cry tranny at the sight of anything you dislike +--- 635110693 +>>635110464 +Comparing tomboys to trannies is like comparing apples to oranges. Sorry you're retarded and don't understand this. +--- 635110837 +>>635109949 +>twig arms +--- 635110841 +>>635109810 +>Hope his dick fell off. +He is that type of guy women love for some reason, no matter how bad he treated them. When she finally kicked him out his childhood (non-tomboy) sweetheart was waiting for him to marry him. +--- 635110901 +>>635109949 +>>635110275 +Would making a somewhat accurate Casca be possible with the options they give you? I'd try but downloading the demo would risk b& my ps4. Pic related is a Casca-inspired Arisen for one of my dd playthroughs. +--- 635111087 +>>635110901 +Just wait like 2d and the demo will drop on pc +--- 635111506 +>>635110901 +The issue is that the World tour lighting is so bad that tanned tones dont work. The character ends looking like Galo Sengen +--- 635111841 +>>635110464 +If you actually look at the pics here 99% of them are impossibly toned girly girls with short hair. +--- 635112303 +>>635110901 +>Casca +overrated desu +--- 635112489 +>>635087215 (OP) +never really played SF (except 2 a bit), is makoto actually a tomboy (behaves like a boy/likes boyish hobbies/etc) or just a muscular girl? +--- 635112572 +>>635112489 +Pure 100% unfiltered tomboy. +She is basically a shorter Ryu with boobs +--- 635112695 +>>635112572 +sounds delicious +thanks +--- 635112835 +>>635112489 +--- 635113070 +>>635112835 +Built for big powerlifting cock so that she can see that her techniques are useless when faced with true POWER. +--- 635113189 +>>635113070 +--- 635113435 +>>635113070 +--- 635113506 +>>635108578 +--- 635113976 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iyx-bpczi-o [Embed] +--- 635114413 +>>635087215 (OP) +She looks like she rims underage males +--- 635114769 +>>635097432 +Most so-called “asexuals” just haven’t been fucked good enough yet. I speak from experience. Keep being insistent, and she’ll be all over you in no time. +--- 635114835 +I will forever stay a virgin +--- 635114952 +>>635114835 +We're all gonna make it brah. Just keep in shape. +--- 635114998 +>>635114952 +Too much work keeping in shape and working out sucks, I'd rather just eat candy on the weekends +--- 635115157 +>>635114998 +>he doesn't want to find out what his body is capable of +WEAKNESS disgusts me. Seek true POWER! That is the only thing that matters. +--- 635115196 +>>635115157 +Waaaay too boring, I'd rather lay in front of the tv +--- 635115892 +>>635104742 +>>635099292 +Marry me please +--- 635115918 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYD11IOO7CA [Embed] +--- 635116281 +>>635115918 +>>635116079 +She looks pretty cute what gam- +>the old ladies +oh that fucking game +--- 635116462 +>>635116281 +Have an isolated Rin for your troubles. +--- 635116520 +>>635110464 +>tranny upset that we can tell the difference between a masculine female and the result of a surgical experiment on a delusional person +--- 635116542 +wannabe men truly pathetic +--- 635117006 +>>635115157 +I'm gonna go jump rope today since it's cloudy but this >>635115196 anon is right. working out is boring and tedious i wish i can be fit by just wishing hard enough +--- 635117195 +>>635117006 +you can get fit in the process of doing other activities +--- 635117225 +>>635117006 +>>635115196 +I cannot believe that I share the same PLANET with the likes of you. Put in the work and acquire true STRENGTH. +--- 635117430 +>>635110118 +would love to cook / provide for makoto to be the turbo karate autist. Actual dream +--- 635117625 +>>635117430 +It's a symbiotic relationship, I provide steak dinner and she provides ab sweat. +--- 635117784 +>>635117625 +i mean on top of that, imagine not having to pay rent and having the litteral carpenter to fix the house. you litteral just need to either make or buy food and your settled for life. the fucking dream, living from love and fresh ab sweat. +--- 635118367 +Don't make Rin sad by skipping that workout! +--- 635118631 +>>635117195 +>you can get fit in the process of doing other activities +like what ? boxing and other combat sports are a no since i hate gyms +>>635117225 +>Put in the work and acquire true STRENGTH. +read retard i already said i work out i just hate it. +--- 635119125 +>>635118631 +You know what you like better than I do. I'm sure you like some activity such as swimming, carpentry, skiing, kayaking, etc. +--- 635119284 +Is Zarya a Tomboy? +--- 635119697 +>>635119621 +>>635119562 +would plow +--- 635119781 +>>635119697 +https://vocaroo.com/15SxeRG5NEzS +--- 635120193 +>>635118226 +they are nice +--- 635120441 +Hikari +>Sex +Female +>Blood Type +A(Rh+) +>Birthday +October 1st +>Birthplace +Japan +>Height +155cm +>Weight +43kg +>Fighting Style +Mutsuki style martial arts +>Fun fact +Housework is her special skill, and also her hobby. +--- 635120503 +>>635088149 +>Master +Errrmmm wanna put my orange juice back? Don't make me mating press you again... +--- 635120991 +https://twitter.com/tmmt_san/status/1650120364893290496 +--- 635121657 +>>635121494 +yes +--- 635121658 +>>635119125 +>You know what you like better than I do. +drawing and gayming. working out and studying are things i just have to put up with and there's probably no way for me to make them fun for myself. +>>635119284 +post a picture where she doesn't have a wide as fuck jaw and I'll give you an answer +--- 635121956 +>>635121657 +--- 635122001 +>>635098191 +you know the rules +--- 635122074 +>>635121658 +sports are fun, try them. +--- 635122102 +>>635122001 +post dick or gtfo right ? +--- 635122128 +>>635087215 (OP) +I don't think women build muscle like that (at least ones who are actually strong and not bodybuilders). +--- 635122468 +>>635122074 +they aren't when done on your own(as far as i understand) +I'm a recluse and the two times i tried to force myself to go to the gym were traumatic to me. it's fine not everything in life is meant to be fun +--- 635122857 +https://vocaroo.com/104y7bWp64Lm +--- 635123002 +>>635109039 +>I'lll then comfort her with tea and biscuits + +Knew Makoto and Karin were a couple of gay bitches. Good for them. +--- 635123231 +>>635121658 +Something like that? +--- 635123339 +>>635105936 +I'm 39. I've known what at tomboy was (and so has everyone else) since I was 8. If I asked my 83-year-old grandmother to describe a tomboy, I have no doubt that she'd be able to. + +Does this just mean I'm old? Did the term plummet in popularity at some point? +--- 635123340 +>>635088128 +/v/ is a very gay board, anon +--- 635123404 +>>635087215 (OP) +I don't care +--- 635123452 +>>635122468 +Im a loner myself but I often do hiking/cycling/mountain biking on my own. If you live in a city i guess its over, you could try racket sports but its not that solitary, you dont really need to talk/bond but it still involves other people. Badminton players look chill tho. +--- 635123546 +>>635123339 +>39 +30s is when your life starts to go to shit. Why are you alive diff --git a/v/635087238.txt b/v/635087238.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..1d4056c79572259b73fcd27d8a9afb29d83048eb --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635087238.txt @@ -0,0 +1,1332 @@ +----- +--- 635087238 +Name a more humiliating flop +--- 635087276 +I can't +--- 635087313 +me +--- 635087321 +>>635087238 (OP) +--- 635087335 +Your mom's fat WAP on my gat. +--- 635087384 +xv-kun's life +--- 635087406 +>>635087321 +Actually, this. +This is the one in which EA permanently killed a much-beloved franchise that was doing fine up until this. +--- 635087408 +OP's parents be like: you +--- 635087412 +>>635087238 (OP) +Honestly, it seems like a 'so bad it's good' game. Not that it's good, but that it's so shitty that you'll actually have a fun time laughing at it while you're playing it. I don't know if this is true or not, I never played it and almost undoubtedly never will. +--- 635087414 +>>635087238 (OP) +barry +--- 635087418 +floppin my nuts on your face +--- 635087442 +>>635087238 (OP) +When nicki Minaj free falls after every release +--- 635087456 +>>635087412 +Nah that's reserved for shit like Balan Wonderworld and Left Alive, this is jusr bad. +--- 635087589 +>>635087412 +From what I seen the combat is meh and the mc is so unlikeable that most folks wouldn’t play it just because of her +--- 635087718 +>>635087238 (OP) +idk this one is not so much humiliating as pathetic +>>635087321 +this one is sad + +the answer is probably tor +because all they had to do was make star wars wow and they couldn't even do that +--- 635087951 +>>635087589 +>From what I seen the combat is meh +that's the FFXV team for ya + +>inb4 "the KH2 combat director directed Forspoken's combat" +this was never mentioned until after this flop released, the shills were hyping this mess up as "MORE KINO FROM THE FFXV TEAM" so bringing up someone not from the FFXV team sounds like coping +Also, Kino? More like Slop. +--- 635088625 +>>635087238 (OP) +Get woke, go broke +--- 635089436 +>>635088625 +the real life actress is actually hot too. why does this keep happening? +--- 635089569 +>>635088625 +>ARRRRRGGGH I THINK IM GONNA MOVE IT WITH MY FREAKING MIIIIIIIND +--- 635089590 +Saints Row Reboot, Volition +--- 635089608 +>>635087951 +You could easily mistake this for FFXV 100% +--- 635089663 +>>635087238 (OP) +--- 635089664 +>>635088625 +What the fuck were 100 million dollar budget facial animators doing? +--- 635089665 +NIGGLE NOGGLES NAGGER +--- 635089695 +>>635087238 (OP) +Best game of the year. Proof? Makes /v/ seethe. +--- 635089706 +>>635089436 +Face scanning on females is mostly shit. +>>635089664 +Coke +--- 635089721 +>>635087238 (OP) +my balls when I come out of the shower +--- 635089730 +Hi +Fi +Rush +--- 635089739 +>>635089436 +No one gets to be beautiful on games anymore +--- 635089789 +>>635087313 +This +--- 635089883 +>>635087238 (OP) +Horizon, both games +>Both games got awful release dates, making them irrelevant for a lot of people +>Gameplay is mediocre at best +>The only way people talk about it is by sparking shitposting by doing something awful with the game itself +>Y-Yeah, Horizon sold a lot of copies, we s-swear!!! (numbers includes copies given away in bundles or directly on PSN) +Wonder if BlackRock money is that good that somehow both Forspoken and Horizon became profitable at the end or not +--- 635089897 +>>635089436 +have her make the same expressions as in the game and you'll go +>yuckers +too +the mistake the game made was animating her face beyond a few flattering/sexy faces +--- 635090038 +>>635089706 +>Blaming face scanning when we know modelers butcher the faces on purpose +--- 635090050 +>>635089730 +did HFR have a $100 Million budget? Nope. +Did HFR cause a studio to get closed? Nope +--- 635090117 +>>635087238 (OP) +Hi Fi Rush +--- 635090141 +>>635087238 (OP) +This cost the same company even more. +--- 635090172 +>>635087238 (OP) +if FF16 flops you know it's over for Square. +--- 635090173 +>>635089883 +How did forespoken become profitable? It literally got it's studio be cannibalize but one of SE's CBUs when they finished the dlc and got the CEO replaced? +--- 635090223 +>>635087238 (OP) +--- 635090295 +>>635090091 +I don't remember this one +--- 635090304 +Dead Space remake +--- 635090360 +>>635088625 +>>635089436 +>>635089569 +>>635089739 +>>635089897 +>>635089664 +>>635089706 +>if i get a character making faces they are ugly +retarded shit now kill yourself +--- 635090371 +>>635087238 (OP) +Cyberpunk 2077 +--- 635090387 +>>635090173 +because there are certain hedge funds that give money to companies for pushing woke trash. None of this shit is organic, it's all forced or bribed. +--- 635090398 +>>635087408 +OP here, just want to say this made me cry. +--- 635090480 +>>635089730 +>>635090117 +>>635090223 +--- 635090481 +>>635087238 (OP) +E.T. for the Atari 2600 +--- 635090515 +>>635087406 +sc2013 still retains the city management part, they just focused on that gay glassbox tech for online specialized city shit. +--- 635090532 +>>635090387 +So the game itself didn't make a profit? Just the hedge funds keep funding projects? +--- 635090605 +>>635087238 (OP) +battleborn +lawbreakers + +forspoken atleast made a bit of money, didnt recoup development costs but returned some of it. +--- 635090648 +>>635089883 +>Gameplay is mediocre at best +This is the only thing people in this board get wrong about the Horizon games. The gameplay is superb, hunting and fighting dino machines with traditional rpg and open world elements is a joy. +--- 635090649 +>>635090360 +7 and 8 aren't her making faces, she's smiling +--- 635090758 +>>635090648 +Weird how nobody ever talks about it, games with good gameplay tend to get huge fanbases +--- 635090805 +>>635087238 (OP) +--- 635090947 +>>635090758 +Places that aren't 4chan do +--- 635091037 +>>635087321 +>>635089590 +>>635089663 +lole, spot on. +>>635090947 +imagine going to resetera. +>>635090091 +you forgot evolve and back4blood +>>635090805 +--- 635091810 +>>635090480 +--- 635092175 +>>635090360 +NAH, that face capture is fucking ugly dude. Graphical fidelity backfired in that case. People should just get over that meme and realise motion capture makes your shit look uncanny valley as fuck. Old games animated properly look ten times better +--- 635092252 +>>635090515 +>sc2013 still retains the city management part, +On a plot of land the size of a postage stamp +--- 635092431 +>>635092175 +it's funny how sauce engine has some crazy facial animation shit that is better used compared to recent 2013+10 games, even fallout4 has shit expressions compared to it. +>>635092252 +you ignored the rest on purpose didn't ya squidward? +--- 635092636 +>>635087238 (OP) +--- 635092642 +>>635087238 (OP) +Lawbreakers +the past 3 WoW expansions +Ragnarok Online 2 +Everything modern Ubisoft makes +Artifact the Dota 2 Card Game +Atlas +The World Ends With You +Sim City the online one + +just to name a few +--- 635092728 +>>635092431 +It was more Valve's facial animators being top-tier than the engine itself. +--- 635093113 +>>635092728 +vmtb isn't valve though, you can still get bouts of instant animation playing if you pick some dialogue choices. +--- 635093324 +>>635093113 +VTMB was inconsistent as fuck with its faces. +--- 635093890 +>>635092642 +At least TWEWY got a sequel +--- 635094036 +>>635087238 (OP) +Saints Row +--- 635094054 +>>635087238 (OP) +--- 635094346 +The Halo Killer +--- 635094372 +>>635090360 +Wow, what a strange thing for you to react so heavily over. It's not like someone is trying to trick you into spending a lot of money on a piece of shit or something, calm down. +--- 635094382 +>>635094054 +lol +--- 635094549 +>>635092276 +>"We were born for this!" +--- 635094565 +>>635090141 +>the most profitable piece of software the company has ever released +>the only reason they aren't bankrupt +yep, sure cost them a lot +--- 635094674 +>>635087321 +Spore wasn't a flop, just a disappointment. +The CEO of EA did not resign over Spore's release, for example. Not that I remember, anyways. +--- 635094707 +>>635094565 +The process of having to fix it up pushed back/cancelled so many fucking projects in the process, and it still took the part of 6 years for it to surpass FFXI as most profitable, and they never said if that was including or excluding the black hole 1.0 made in their accounts. +--- 635094710 +blacks sell less +--- 635094795 +>>635094707 +and now they have a massive IP to milk forever? +--- 635094818 +>>635087321 +That got an animated cartoon later though. I don't think I've seen flops get a cartoon later than their actual release of the game. +--- 635094836 +Anthem +Crackdown 3 +Dawn of War 3 +--- 635094874 +>>635094795 +It still doesn't discredit what a humiliating flop 1.0 was and how badly it damaged the rep of the company as a whole? +--- 635094945 +>>635087238 (OP) +it wasn't a flop, it was boycotted by the chud army. +--- 635095025 +>>635094710 +I don't know why they even try. blacks are a very small demographic compared to snowniggers and spics. +--- 635095043 +>>635094945 +And Hogwarts Legacy was boycotted by the troon army, yet it didn't fail. +--- 635095110 +>>635095025 +ESG money +--- 635095158 +>>635095043 +HL really didn't even meet the expectations, it was technically a flop from the point of view of the investors and studio. +--- 635095234 +>>635094945 +Look who's winning the culture war now. +>>635095158 +Source? +--- 635095906 +>>635094710 +Based +--- 635095907 +>>635087238 (OP) +Tranny Rush +--- 635095980 +>>635095907 +>>635090480 +--- 635096009 +>>635087335 +We know your cock is too small for that hallway of a pussy. +--- 635096034 +>>635090648 +I played the first one and it still feel like a Ubishit open world game albeit slightly better. Maybe I'm just tired of the formula +--- 635096081 +>>635089730 +>>635090117 +>>635090223 +--- 635096195 +>>635095980 +>>635096081 +Back to Twitter, ESL +--- 635096309 +>>635096195 +I was literally agreeing with you +--- 635096416 +>>635096081 +WAIT a fucking minute, I always thought hi-fi rush was a very normie game by some obscure studio but it turns out it was a fucking Microsoft multimillionkey game or something? what the absolute fuck? +--- 635096564 +>>635096416 +It was developed by Tango. But Tango was purchased by Microsoft, and Hi-Fi Rush was the first Microsoft funded game by them. +--- 635096632 +>>635096081 +Interesting how lies like this targeting Nintendo or Xbox happen frequently, but not lies like this targeting Playstation. +--- 635096647 +>>635087321 +What actually was promised with Spore that it didn't deliver on? It's been so long I can't remember. It was all pretty okay until the space stage. +--- 635096701 +>>635096564 +it's a very mid tier game if anything, doesn't Microsoft have eyes? why would they expect so much from it? it probably would have sold way better if it was a 10 bucks phone game +--- 635096742 +>>635096416 +Nigga it was made by Shinji Mikami's studio. +--- 635096795 +>>635087238 (OP) +Saint's Row Reboot especially with how cocky the devs were +https://youtu.be/WU4AlvlY5UU [Embed] +--- 635096884 +this, but it was the fans who got humilated +--- 635096920 +>>635096795 +didn't this reboot make the studio promise to never do something like this ever again? +--- 635097038 +>>635096742 +holy shit! that's just sad. +--- 635097112 +>>635096920 +The reception was so bad that Volition has lost their name and has been absorbed into Gearbox on Embracer group's orders. +--- 635097207 +>>635087238 (OP) +The RTX 4070. +--- 635097254 +>>635097112 +what a way to kill themselves +--- 635097296 +>>635087238 (OP) +strangers of paradise, extra shame added for /v/ shilling it and still flopped. +--- 635097347 +>>635087238 (OP) +>call game remember me +>everyone forgets about it +--- 635097363 +>>635094054 +oh shit. That existed. What the FUCK happened with this thing exactly? +--- 635097376 +>>635096795 +I 100%'d every previous Saint's Row game. +This one I bought and never even finished. It's mega fucking boring. I don't even care that the characters suck, the stories suck, the music sucks, the comedy sucks, the gameplay is SHIT. +Nothing is better than the older games and some things are just worse. +Regression in nearly every sense. Also ran like ass for me despite not looking pretty. +--- 635097413 +>>635087321 +>made will write quite gaming forever +a shame.. +--- 635097431 +>>635096884 +what happened? I'm not up to date with the alien franchise since the donut movie +--- 635097480 +>>635087238 (OP) +>Name a more humiliating flop +ENTER +--- 635097510 +>>635096884 +At least Isolation salvaged the license +--- 635097513 +>>635097431 +>donut movie +I was excited for a second but then realized you were probably talking about something else +--- 635097537 +>>635097363 +Content on launch was non existent. Story was like 5 hours long but with a mega huge grindy mission in the middle adding like 30 hours. +Endgame was limited to like 2 or 3 raids and none of them were fun. +Gear was also funny. Enemies scaled with your gear which ended up actually making the regular starting gear the strongest in the game since the time to kill was the shortest. +Add in an awful UI, slow load times, connection issues, and no support after launch and you got a dead game. +It was supposed to have a "realm reborn" like FFXIV did but it got canned after a few months. + +Honestly a shame, the gameplay had parts that shined, and flying was genuinely fun once I got used to the controls. +--- 635097583 +>character is set in stone +>full voice acted instead of using dialogue boxes +>despite forcing you to play as a predefined character, the character has no personality and the story sucks + +this is the problem and it's not forspoken, it's like 75% of all games these days +--- 635097623 +>>635089663 +CDProjekt has a cult like fanbase that defended them and bought their shit product, unlike SQUARE ENIX that the only thing their hardore fans care is Final Fantasy +--- 635097667 +>>635096647 +Everything in this video pretty much +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8dvMDFOFnA [Embed] +--- 635097709 +A well-deserved humbling disaster. I hope it's made non-canon and forgotten. +--- 635097728 +>>635087238 (OP) +Maybe Daikatana, though Lawbreakers was pretty humiliating, too.maybe its reputation will live longer than John Romero trying to make you his bitch. +--- 635097796 +>>635090648 +Because you're lying out your ass. If the gameplay actually was as good as you said it would have still been talked about despite it's ugly characters and stupid plots. +--- 635097805 +>>635087321 + +>The Spore game was developed and published by Electronic Arts (EA) in 2008. While the company has not released official earnings figures for the game, according to various sources, Spore sold over 2 million copies within its first three weeks of release, generating around $120 million in revenue. + +>In the years since its release, Spore has continued to sell well and has also spawned several expansion packs, including "Galactic Adventures" and "Creepy & Cute Parts Pack," which have further added to its earnings. + +>Overall, Spore has been a commercial success for EA and continues to be enjoyed by many gamers worldwide. + + +I get it, you guys saw commercials as a kid and thought the game was what the ad man promised you but it wasn't, doesn't mean the game failed commercially though +--- 635097880 +>>635097805 +it's not about money + it's about a man losing the ability to make his dream game and players being robbed of it as well +--- 635097902 +>>635092642 +>Ragnarok Online 2 +Fuck me;I completely forgot that piece of shit ever existed. +--- 635097927 +>>635097667 +hes just like me +--- 635097928 +>>635097537 +y i k e s +--- 635097958 +>>635087238 (OP) +Lawbreakers and Radical Heights +Battleborn +Foreskin will at least be remembered +--- 635097992 +>>635087238 (OP) +>Causes you to lose control and ownership of the iconic character you created and ultimately puts your game studio out of business +--- 635098029 +>>635096081 +>Head of Marketing engages in damage control +>"""""Greenburg""""" +lol +lmao even +--- 635098164 +>>635097431 +Gearbox funneled almost all the money Sega was paying them to develop the game into their own projects instead. Somehow Randy got away with it too. +--- 635098294 +>>635090648 +Fighting dinos is great. Too bad fighting dinos is like 50% of the combat gameplay. +The other 50% is fighting other humans which is the most fucking boring shit ever and has outright bad mechanics. + +Then outside of combat gameplay, the game is horrible in terms of characters, storylines and questlines. +--- 635098325 +>>635095234 +He doesn't have a source. +--- 635098358 +>>635097958 +I'm tired of that fucking template +--- 635098430 +>>635087238 (OP) +forspooken +--- 635098440 +>when your legacy consists of farmer memes, Yuji Naka getting jailed and your ending scene set to "It's Okay To Be Gay" having more views than your game sales in Japan +--- 635098497 +>>635096795 +I was going to say this, watching it fail was so cathartic, just like foresken and its ilk. +--- 635098551 +>>635097510 +i too love isolation, but still crave for a good modern aliens game. +Preferably something in the spirit of dead space or GTFO +--- 635098576 +>>635094054 +Now a dead service. +--- 635098939 +$100 million for Gmod quality maps. No wonder luminous got shit canned. +--- 635098954 +>>635098791 +reminded me of +>the Ouya is going to save gaming, guys! +--- 635099121 +>>635098939 +this isn't even good bait +--- 635099134 +>>635089730 +>>635090117 +>>635095907 +>>635096701 +You should probably time machine your clown ass some 40 years into the past, into the times of magazines and TV news, since these days certain information is easily checked. +--- 635099209 +>ctrl+f +>no gigantic +--- 635099230 +>>635099209 +Not talking about your weight here. +--- 635099243 +>>635089436 +That's how she looks when not in a controlled photoshoot. +--- 635099259 +>>635099230 +Be nice to your fellow anons. +--- 635099279 +>>635099134 +have you played the game? it's boring and forgettable, the only people who latched to it were some furries because of the cat. +--- 635099309 +>>635098791 +>>635099010 +Miss this little nigga like you wouldn't believe +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SzXpo8VjYs [Embed] +--- 635099318 +>>635099134 +>Xbox trannies and catfuckers malding +Good +--- 635099353 +>>635099259 +That's a tripfag anon, learn the difference. +--- 635099359 +>>635087238 (OP) +>almost bankrupted the entire state of Rhode island +kneel +--- 635099362 +>>635098939 +Every fucking time I see an image of Forspoken's environments it screams "powered by Unreal Engine Marketplace". +--- 635099363 +>>635099010 +>>635099309 +Love how in the end, it was literally just a cheap-ass feeling Android box. +--- 635099384 +>>635099279 +Yes I played. I enjoyed it. I keep forgetting /v/ doesn't actually play games, you only write about playing games, in the few instances when your medication dose is just right. +--- 635099394 +>>635092276 +>When Randy thought he could go head to head with Blizzcucks +--- 635099430 +>>635087951 +But ice surfing, anon +ICE SURFING +no other game has ever had such revolutionary traversal methods +--- 635099473 +>>635099430 +Mega Man X should sue. +--- 635099524 +>>635089608 +It even has the same shit where a monster hitbox will push you out in the same awkward manner with no reaction from your character. +--- 635099606 +>>635096632 +You don't need to lie about how bad Sony's doing, you just need to post their game list. +Pic related. +--- 635099608 +>>635087313 +I disagree. You're not that bad, anon. Forespoken is a way bigger plunder +--- 635099649 +>>635099516 +The one that irritates me the most is how the GTA trilogy rerelease was still lauded despite it being a glitchy fucked up mess made by pajeets who don't even know how to spell English words correctly. +--- 635099674 +>>635089436 +was she on resident evil (netflix)? lol +--- 635099705 +>>635099674 +Yes, her agent hates her as she always ends up in shit roles. +--- 635099720 +>>635089436 +Can't scan filters and makeup + devs uglify people on purpose, especially women +--- 635099742 +>>635093890 +is the sequel the one that bombed, anon forgot to add the NEO. +--- 635099826 +>>635099705 +also on that garbage charlie angels movie? I think she just doesn't have the talent for better roles +--- 635099959 +>>635099649 +no one praised that trilogy dumpster fire +--- 635100025 +>>635099826 +Who was the new Charlie's Angels even for? I don't think militant feminists are a particularly big consumer market. +--- 635100075 +>>635089663 +>>635099516 +I'm sorry but didn't cyberpunk sell over 20 million copies how is that considered a flop? disappointing yes but not a failure +--- 635100189 +>>635100075 +they baited people with the anime release months after the release of the game. +--- 635100320 +>>635100075 +It was a disaster, public opinion and a shill campaign were capable of cleaning up the mess but back when release the game was taken off playstation store, apology video made by the head of studio, massive refunds. +It's crazy that people already forgot about all that. +--- 635100387 +>>635100320 +Jesus I had a fucking stroke while typing that, fucking embarrasing. +After the anime and a shill campaign, the studio was able to clean up the game's reputation for a bit, but back on release it was a disaster, I'm really sorry for that post. +--- 635100417 +>>635087456 +>reserved for shit like +Wanted Dead? +--- 635100419 +TORtanic +LawBreakers +Battleborn +--- 635100489 +>>635099649 +my nephew has been using my ps4 for awhile now. i just saw he bought the trilogy in the living room earlier today. he grew up with 5, he's pretty much the market for it. tho the driving in 4 was a lot more fun, at least he's seeing something older +--- 635100565 +>>635100467 +>tons of GotY awards +>millions of sales +>flop +--- 635100689 +>>635090091 +I also can't believe that this here and Cliffy's "EXTREME EARLY ACCESS" shit happened although it was more sad and pathetic than humiliating. +--- 635100725 +>>635100565 +it flopped my dick, okay? +--- 635100730 +there are games alive for like 20 years like zombie panic, co-op horror, free on steam but forspoken 100 million cant be alive for 1 month like OMG fail +--- 635100740 +>>635100565 +>hated by the true fans of the series +>hated by true gamers +>hated by all nontrannies +>success +--- 635100741 +>>635095158 +Bro it sold 2.5x what they were expecting, why would you lie about something that was spammed here on /v/ a few days ago that everyone could see +--- 635100993 +>>635087406 +More time has passed from sim city 5 to now than between the release of sim city 4 and sim city 5 +--- 635101004 +>>635100740 +All of these categories are, I assume, defined by you ofcourse? The king of /v/. The sultan of troo gamerz. +--- 635101019 +>>635100740 +Source? +--- 635101096 +>>635087718 +>because all they had to do was make star wars wow and they couldn't even do that +That's literally what they did. ToR at launch was vanilla WoW with light sabers and blaster rifles +--- 635101251 +>>635097413 +I think he realized what he wanted in a game was totally different from what EA's intended audience wants. +--- 635101285 +>>635100075 +And 2 years later is still not a finished product without mods +--- 635101320 +>>635099394 +This will never not make me laugh +--- 635101334 +>>635101251 +understandable, but he was good at making ideas, I wish he had continued +--- 635101354 +>>635099359 +This game was pretty fun. I liked going through the world and fighting enemies in it. I can see why people would think it's boring though, the quests felt like simple mmo quests. +--- 635101378 +>>635089663 +It was a trainwreck at first but now they're better off unlike >>635089590 +--- 635101393 +>>635100689 +wouldn't it make more sense to have the S in heights be the $ symbol at the end and have the crown instead of placing the $ symbol at the left? +--- 635101437 +>>635087238 (OP) +anthem was bad, but cyberpunk takes the cake. fucking embarrassing what with the refunds and all. +>>635099516 +i was gonna play vidya after laundry but i decided it's too late for a boss fight, so i'll weigh in + +i fucking hope we're on the verge of change in the industry. andromeda was a buggy mess, anthem was a clown fiesta of publisher interference, 76 was an illiad of mismanagement, cyberpunk was lie after lie and the rest of these less than half ass titles +how long until publishers realize this bullshit isn't sustainable? forspoken getting out performed by a sleeper release is the best thing i can think of happening right now. +--- 635101612 +>635100740 +niggas really just reply to any bait these days huh +--- 635101635 +Game peaked in CBT, so glad I never played the release. +--- 635101651 +>>635100025 +ESG money +--- 635101652 +>>635094054 +God damn this game had potential +--- 635101654 +>>635087238 (OP) +Seems to me like no one cared in the first place for it to even be considered a "flop" you know what I'm saying. +--- 635101694 +>>635101354 +It was basically his failed mmo turned single player game because he was running out of time and money +--- 635101751 +>>635096320 +Bro, what in the fuck? EVERYONE looks awful. +>Debra Wilson +She is exaggerated with how bug-eyed she is. She looks normal in Jedi Fallen Order +--- 635101838 +>>635096795 +My buddy pirated this to show me. YOU CAN'T EVEN HOLD UP STORES +I hope the directors and the marketing people who worked on this piece of shit are homeless +--- 635101874 +>>635087238 (OP) +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9C9OKMyZng [Embed] +--- 635101915 +>>635089663 +why do people insist on living in the past +--- 635101923 +>>635097363 +studio heads couldn't decide what game they wanted and wasted YEARS in preproduction. It got so bad fucking EA had to step in and tell them to get a move on. The 2017 trailer was literally the pitch video bioware execs sent EA, the game was made in like a year right after that. +The announcement was such a rush job that many staff members shirts still used the prototype name, since anthem was decided like a week before the e3 announcement. +--- 635101945 +>>635097709 +Considering they're going back to the Milky Way we can assume that Andromeda is non-canon or just never followed up on again. Does make me wonder if Destroy is the canon ending or if they'll just hand-wave it and show us "what really happened." +--- 635102041 +>>635100689 +This one sucked for me because I liked what it was doing over PUBG, but it's obviously barely-beta stage and EGS requirement didn't help it stick. +--- 635102060 +>>635097480 +i know nothing about this game except every store and flea market i went to had minimum 10 used copies on sale for real cheap. Which told me all i needed to know +--- 635102104 +>>635089663 +>Almost 30 million sales +--- 635102121 +>>635099516 +Sad that Callisto sucked. Was excited for it but the moment it released and /v/ was shitting on it, I watched videos on how bad it was from non-journos. I really wanted a new not-Dead Space but fuck me did they go about it in the most retarded way. +--- 635102173 +>>635100467 +>Shazamtrannies still coping and sneeding +Dial 8 +--- 635102215 +>>635097992 +i remember a magazine ran an art and craft contest and the winner would get a free copy. Stuck to my mind because the winner was so much shittier than almost the entirety of the top10 +--- 635102289 +>>635089663 +It made a comeback +--- 635102303 +>>635098497 +The weird thing is, even with the game failing the devs still achieved their end goal to ruin a beloved franchise. They basically just suicide bombed it. +--- 635102503 +>>635094054 +The christmas decorations are STILL up +--- 635102521 +>>635094565 +anon, launch ff14 was a fucking travesty, what we have now is basically ff14-2 +--- 635102679 +>>635089663 +this didn't flop but it was day 1 garbage. +--- 635102686 +>>635097480 +This shit was always the first thing you saw walking into any gamestop +--- 635102750 +>>635087406 +Anyone could make millions releasing a game like sc4. City builders now are basically resource management vs the better, plot growth and traffic management. Also we need curved roads and terrain editing +--- 635102793 +>>635099516 +it's missing Scorn. +--- 635102802 +>>635094710 +i don't get why they insisnt on putting a black monkey on the cover. +--- 635102843 +>>635087321 +It didn't flop, at all. In fact, zoomers think this game is a "classic". +--- 635102901 +>>635096647 +The tl;dr is that originally it was going to be a lot more complex, and it just got dumbed down. A lot of shit got cut, and in general the game kind of plays itself. +--- 635103037 +>game failed so hard that no one is mentioning it. +No one is playing this shit and the devs have basically abandoned it. It shat the bed so hard that it made Rocksteady take a step back and reconsider making another GaaS game. +--- 635103160 +>>635102802 +I had high hopes for Death Loop. Looked like a good supernatural blaxploitation game. Glad i never bought it and decided to wait. +--- 635103173 +>>635102173 +>Fromtrannies are still coping and seething at ShazamKINGS after losing 14 months ago. +It's over. +--- 635103218 +>>635103037 + +Not even me that loves bamham with insane passion have been able to stomach that abortion of a game. Glad that I didn't wasted money on it, at least. + +The only good thing Batgirl ass was fat. + +I hope those tranny canadian devs are ashamed of themselves. +--- 635103230 +>>635090515 +>sc2013 still retains the city management part +That's nice. If only we could've played it! +--- 635103345 +>>635103037 + +It's specially funny how it took them almost 10 years to shat out that turd, just to everyone end forgetting it exists within a month. + +I don't know about them, but I would be pretty depressed. +--- 635103385 +>>635099359 +it wasn't even it, copernicus was the one that screwed the pooch lole +--- 635103407 +>>635097805 +>"it made money so therefore it's good and not complete dumpster fire of mismanagement at all!!" +Fuck off!!!! +--- 635103482 +>>635103230 +you can play it with razor accounts offline, are you a mutt or something equally cucked? +--- 635103497 +>>635103345 +Speaking of games that were forgotten in a month +--- 635103552 +>>635103497 +the only good thing were the coom mods just like haydee. +--- 635103623 +>>635097347 +Considering what it came after (Life Is Strange shlocks), it's sad that the game nobody gave a shit about from Dontnod is also their greatest one +--- 635103670 +>>635103482 +You have no idea what I'm talking about, do you? +--- 635103704 +>>635103218 +This same studio already tried this shit with the Arkham Origins Online. That shit got shut down after a year or two and it was a buggy mess throughout. +Hell to keep the thread topic going remember this game? They literally had to shoehorne it into an event in the comics so people would play it. And it still flailed around like a fish before dying +--- 635103782 +>>635103623 +Vampyr is much better than Remember Me and Life is Cringe by leagues. +--- 635103815 +>>635094346 +>no replies +>everyone on this board is now too + +young to even remember Haze +--- 635103819 +>>635094565 +he's talking about FFXIV 1.0 which almost killed Square Enix entirely. It was so bad they literally blew up the game and deleted everyone's characters while they rebuilt the game from scratch. +--- 635103838 +>>635087238 (OP) +FF16 which is currently selling worse than Forspoken at Gamestop +--- 635103861 +>>635103670 +>asking a pirate if he plays online +lol +lmao even +--- 635103980 +>>635103173 +Please, tell me about how real fans prefer Dark Souls 2. Complete the contrarian act. Or you could surprise me. +--- 635104026 +>>635087313 +same +--- 635104028 +Total War: WARHAMMER III +Victoria 3 +--- 635104068 +>>635103980 +Any Souls game is better than Tranny Ring. +--- 635104103 +>>635104068 +Oh, option B. Nice. Kill yourself you dumb tranny nigger. +--- 635104226 +>>635103704 + +I have it in my Steam library and never played it. I imagine the servers are dead by now. + +I liked the trailer. + +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTBgZybSLGg [Embed] +--- 635104281 +>>635087321 +It was shit but it didn't flop +--- 635104345 +>>635099394 +Comedy peaked here +--- 635104434 +>>635104103 +>option B +I see you chose body type B, tranny redditor soicuck fromdrone. +--- 635104460 +>>635089883 +>Wonder if BlackRock money is that good that somehow both Forspoken and Horizon became profitable at the end or not + +i mean, they literally are using all of the boomers retirement money like its their own how could it not be profitable when you are spending someone else's dosh? +--- 635104557 +>>635097347 +This game legit had some of the best concept art ever made in vidya history and it went absolutely nowhere with it +--- 635104735 +>>635098791 +>>635098954 +>>635099010 +>>635099309 +I still remember anyone with half a working brain cell telling the dumbass backers there was not a chance in hell that shit could run anything more powerful than a phone game at the time. +The release shitshow was some of the best comedy content produced in the past decade +--- 635104807 +>>635097728 +Took this long for someone to mention Daikatana. Fucking hell. +--- 635104824 +>>635087238 (OP) +I can't, but Andromeda was definitely a humiliating flop. +--- 635104990 +>>635099516 +Cyberpunk made a shitload of money on release, it eventually got fixed to be alright, and the upcoming DLC is probably gonna sell a shitload again. +MW2 sold 1 billion in the first two weeks + +The rest were flops, alright +--- 635105049 +>>635100740 +Meds +Now +--- 635105071 +>>635099516 +i find it funny how "anons" are coming out of the woodwork to say that glitchpunk sold well but forget the mass refunds and class action lawsuit... +--- 635105518 +>>635097667 +>name is joy +>tells you to smile +BRAVO KOJIMA +--- 635105525 +>>635089590 +This one hurts the most. 3 was so good. +--- 635105612 +>>635097296 +Nope, wrong and gay. Kys chaos +--- 635105761 +>>635097480 +Tfw your only playerbase is kids with strict parts who wouldn't let them play rated M games. Only rated T shooter at the time. And it was terrible. +--- 635106059 +>>635105525 +neck thyself heretic +--- 635106656 +>>635103815 +>everyone on this board is now too young to even remember Haze +YE YE +--- 635106948 +>>635096795 +Rest in piss +--- 635107759 +>>635104028 +Imperator rome +--- 635107950 +and everything related to it +--- 635108419 +>>635096416 +It was released straight to GamePass rather than having a normal launch. GamePass pays poorly compared to a normal launch. It's like dumping a movie directly onto streaming without first having a theatrical box office release. +--- 635108842 +>>635089436 +>trannyface +--- 635108970 +>>635107995 +e.t-sama, i kneel +--- 635109365 +TOR, the one that started it all. +--- 635109550 +>>635087238 (OP) +Shadow Man 2 on PS2. +--- 635110053 +>>635098791 +I remember one of the titles I was working on as an editor got paid big stadia bucks and we literally pretended the launch never happened and treated the steam release as the actual game launch. We just took the google money and didn't worry about it. +--- 635110465 +Is this game cracked +--- 635110720 +>>635089663 +Atrocious writing and an underwhelming mess all around, yes, but not a flop +--- 635111035 +>>635099606 +instead they do that misleading crap where they plaster a big headline with +>PS5 is the best selling console! +and if you read the small print it's actually +>in revenue/dollars +>in the US/UK +>playstation consoles only +--- 635111449 +>>635092642 +>Lawbreaker +One of the best pieces of entertainment I didn't spend money on. Peak schadenfreude. +What's Cliffy doing these days anyway? +--- 635111489 +>>635104807 +Nobody has mentioned Duke Nukem Forever either, so maybe we're just old men shouting at clouds. +>>635106656 +(YE) +>>635101635 +Tree of Savior was also a sad, humiliating release from beta to release, working on not a single problem and adding even more to the mix. It's like if they don't even know how to make MMOs anymore. +--- 635111552 +>>635096884 +>Alien AI is retarded because some intern misspelled a function remap in a config file +I wish I was making that shit up, crazy it took so many years to discover. +--- 635111621 +>>635107950 +I wonder if the winner of the Curiosity Cube actually got anything from it. I stopped paying attention to anything with Molyneux's name a long, long time ago. +--- 635111640 +>>635099516 +Cyberpunk, CoD nuMW2, and the GTA trilogy were all hugely profitable. +--- 635111838 +>>635089883 +Don't forget that they packaged it with the ps5 to deter scalpers and inflate sales. +--- 635111849 +>>635094346 +Holy shit I completely forgot Haze existed. +--- 635111939 +>>635111640 +Not to mention Cyberpunk is pulling a No Man's Sky (another game that could be on this list for similar reasons) and it's becoming a playable game. +Fallout 76 also reported good enough sales, despite being a clusterfuck of bad ideas mixed with some OK ones. I think it's still alive as a service game up to this day, something the Avengers game couldn't do at all, even with that name attached to it. +--- 635112513 +>>635100740 +The only people who hated Elden Ring are journos who got filtered by the Tree Sentinel. +--- 635112798 +>>635089590 +--- 635113349 +Imagine thinking anybody wants to play tactical roguelite crafting open area social bond turnbased Marvel(tm) card game with booster pack and MTX mechanics. +I even liked the game but holy fuck is it littered with systems. +--- 635113452 +>>635087238 (OP) +Battleborn +--- 635113562 +>>635088625 +No, woke games are actually popular. It's not wokeism itself that kills the game. +--- 635113650 +>>635094346 +the only thing I remember about this is the first mission, where your squad members start swearing for 5 minutes straight. jarring +--- 635113798 +>>635087238 (OP) +>>635096320 +At least we got some good drawfag threads out of it. +--- 635113926 +>>635099516 +Cyberpunk released in a terrible state but had good bones and ended up in a good way. +Avengers actually has solid gameplay they just literally fucked up everything else. + +The rest of the list is irredeemable. +--- 635114027 +>>635113798 +You got a gallery link? +--- 635114159 +>>635114027 +Just the archived threads. +https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/625662276/ +https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/625582376/ +--- 635114180 +>>635087313 +There's no way you are worse than Forspoken Anon. +--- 635114237 +>>635087238 (OP) +My life +--- 635114257 +>>635103037 +I had a good 20 hours of fun, the movesets of characters were well done and I love the IP, literally everything else was shit though, especially the snail bike. +--- 635114284 +>>635111621 +He didn't get shit. +https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curiosity:_What%27s_Inside_the_Cube%3F#Completion +--- 635114316 +>>635114159 +Some of these were fucking gold. +--- 635114472 +>>635097480 +The launch threads here were amazing. Everyone was hyping it up as Mirror's Edge but more shooty and the sheer amount of disappointment by virtually everyone was palpable. It's like the entire board went from hyped to wanting to die overnight. +--- 635114683 +>>635114472 +don't remind me, i was a FOOL and fell for the hype machine +--- 635114786 +>>635097038 +Is sadder that you are pretending to be retarded. +--- 635114920 +>>635087313 +>>635104026 +No. Works in progress. Keep up good work. +--- 635115260 +>I KILLED A WHOLE STUDIO WITH MY MIND +--- 635115504 +>>635115260 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZQk3ig-i_s [Embed] +sequel never ever +--- 635115536 +>>635115504 +Based + +I know, it hurts too +--- 635115669 +>>635101654 +For a product on the free market, apathy is worse than hatred. Hatred at least sparks curiosity in some portion of the population (wish it didn't, but that's how it goes). Also, while it doesn't apply here, in old franchises, anger from customers shows that people are still hungry for good content from the franchise. When former customers become apathetic, that's when you've got a massive uphill battle ahead of you if you want to come back. + +It's not like this was some little AA title. That's what Star Ocean and Valkyrie Profile were. This was supposed to be SE's next big flagship franchise, they featured it prominently at all of their events, and no one cared. +--- 635116239 +What about the zombie survival Metal Gear konami made after banishing kojima to the shadow realm? +--- 635116336 +Metal Gear Survive +--- 635116461 +>>635087238 (OP) +the last of us 2. +--- 635116469 +>>635101652 +>>635094054 +It had potential the same way Destiny did considering its a damn shameless clone +--- 635116546 +>>635094054 +Can't believe how hard this shit flopped and EA is still keeping Bioware around +--- 635116609 +>>635116461 +/v/ schizos saying every copy of TLOU2 was 'sold' in a PS4 bundle won't be true no matter how many times they say it. +--- 635117062 +>>635113562 +>woke games are actually popular + +woke games that parasite already popular franchise remain popular (for a while)* +--- 635117818 +>>635116609 +it was so shit, they couldn't even give it away for free +--- 635118354 +>>635094565 +>the most profitable piece of software the company has ever released +That's Brave Exvius +--- 635118553 +>>635087238 (OP) +Pic related is probably the worst +--- 635119303 +>>635090648 +>gameplay is superb, +PFAHHAHAHAHAHAHA +its third person far cry +--- 635119582 +I'm going to buy Forspoken once it goes under $10 so I can see how bad it is for myself. +--- 635119696 +>>635087238 (OP) +--- 635120045 +This will always stand out due to Cliffy B being so +clueless +>overwatch are game for babbies +>me mature like quentin tarantino +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWNc8TkKNOQ [Embed] +--- 635120352 +>>635119582 +dont. do not +--- 635120412 +>>635087238 (OP) +Final Fantasy XVI +--- 635120424 +>>635106237 +now THIS was a flop +other games remained on life support for months, this was killed in a week +--- 635120636 +>>635090805 +Kek is this the one that insulted the target audience. It was some line in the trailers like +>you're a antisocial loser staying home and missing out on prom night +Or something +--- 635120685 +>>635120045 +>he doesn't know +>dude is still trying to make this game happen +--- 635120746 +>>635087321 +Spore was a budget title compared to Bespoken. +--- 635120769 +>>635087238 (OP) +--- 635120870 +>>635120769 +2014 is sunset overdrive which reportedly had 100 million budget. watch dogs sold copies and was just mundanely bad. +--- 635120872 +>>635119582 +Anon, no. +You're not just wasting your money, you're also wasting your time and that's something you'll never get back. +--- 635121247 +>>635099010 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QY5yG2KyQfM [Embed] +>>635111621 +Nope, he got nothing, and I remember some journalist writing an article and contacting both the winner and Molyneux about it +>guy was happy at first but eventually got pissed (his mom as thrice as pissed though) because he figured he was tricked +>Molyneux just lied again +I do remember some random devs doing a sale on their games and giving a cut to Godus winner, though - happened a year or two ago +--- 635121324 +>>635099649 +GTA trilogy was lauded by no one, it only sold well because stupid faggot-ass normies couldn't help themselves during the launch window before it was meme'd into oblivion. +--- 635121418 +>>635120352 +>>635120872 +Very well. I'll watch someone else play it or play it myself if they ever add it to PS Plus. +--- 635121470 +>>635121247 +lmao of course he looks like that +--- 635121552 +>>635114284 +i remember the faggot sold stuff like "better pickaxe for the day" and even "restore terrain" packs to "make the curiosity go on longer" +can't say he isn't a genius marketer that knows how to vacuum money out of suckers' pockets, tho here the cube overshadowed the game it was supposed to announce +--- 635121563 +>>635121418 +It's fairly enjoyable desu. Doubt anyone else in thread has played it. +--- 635121564 +>>635120769 +>Anthem + +That's the game that should have ended Bioware +--- 635121640 +>>635121563 +The writing is horrendous from what little I've seen but the gameplay looks somewhat serviceable, if a bit brainless. +--- 635121980 +>>635103037 +it fails so hard because nobody wanted to play as a side character, because nobody said something like +>oh boy, can't wait to play as Robin or Batgirl +--- 635122041 +>>635121247 +>win prize +>wait +>"whoops we fired the guy who was supposed to give you the prize hehe sorry. Can't give it to you because we havent hired a new "prize giver" guy. Buy my games" +--- 635122108 +>>635099516 +1/2 +>Cyberpunk 2077 +Wasn't a truly-bad game deep down, but its launch was unacceptably-raw and buggy and the cut content was disappointing. Still a big hit and the game's reputation has largely recovered due to patches, next-gen consoles being more readily available, and Edgerunners blowing up in popularity. +>Anthem +GaaS trash and Bioware trash, blatant Destiny clone, rightfully shat-on and forgotten but frustratingly still managed to sell well at launch. +>Fallout 76 +I've heard this is actually kind of fun now but I don't see many people talking about it or playing it anymore and support has been largely quiet with no next-gen update as far to my knowledge, game's reputation never really recovered from its embarrassing launch. +>GTA Trilogy +Absolutely atrocious rerelease, arguably even worse than Silent Hill HD but at-least you can pirate the originals on PC and mod them to make for a significantly better experience. +>ME Andromeda +Bioware trash. I can't believe people are actually excited for the next shitheap they put out. +>Avengers +Lame, dull Destiny clone attached to a capeshit IP that even normalfags have gotten burnt-out on. +>Battlefield 2042 +Another embarrassment that I'm pretty sure has killed the franchise. Nice to see the older games see surges in player count as a result though along with them frequently being on sale for very cheap compared to CoD. +>Warcraft III Reforged +I will never not be fucking angry over this. There's no way it could ever be fixed short of issuing a public apology and reverting the game back to its pre-update state with a patch along with undoing the shitty EULA garbage preventing mod support. Making a shitty remaster is one thing, but retroactively destroying a classic game by forcing an update it didn't need is unforgivable. +>Basednts Row +Franchise killer. +>MWII +CoDfags lap that shit up, regardless of how good or bad it is. It is an improvement over Vanguard in some aspects at-least but worse than MW2019. +--- 635122217 +>>635122108 +>I've heard this is actually kind of fun now but I don't see many people talking about it or playing it anymore and support has been largely quiet with no next-gen update as far to my knowledge, game's reputation never really recovered from its embarrassing launch. + +Yes it did. Fallout 76 has made a ton of money. +--- 635122279 +>>635122108 +2/2 +>Callisto Protocol +Tries too hard to pay homage to Dead Space 1 while forgetting it's also supposed to be scary aside from its graphic death animations, combat is absolute dogshit compared to Dead Space and the patches just fuck with the game balancing even more as time goes-on, making the game either way too easy or unforgivingly-difficult. +>Forspoken +Shameful attempt at appealing to wokefags in the West using an outdated clusterfuck of an engine that makes the PS5 look really weak while failing to connect to anyone with its awful writing and characters. +--- 635122349 +>>635101654 +had it not been for 4chan i wouldn't have even known about this game coming out. Twitter only really started mocking it post release +--- 635122360 +>>635122041 +I tihnk it was more like Molyneux promising WAY MORE in Kickstarter than devs could actually deliver (because he himself wasn't directly working on Godus outside of initial game concept) and game not being anywhere as successful as Molyneux has hoped for, so eventually devs outright dropped the idea of multiplayer (and God of Gods concept) and focused on mobile version before dropping development altogether. +In short - never trust a single word coming from Molyneux's mouth. +--- 635122367 +>>635121247 +He can't keep getting away with it. +--- 635122409 +>>635122360 +He can't get funding anymore he's fully in the past +--- 635122412 +>>635089730 +>>635090117 +>>635095907 +>>635090223 +cope and KYS, barry +--- 635122436 +>>635121640 +there's some enjoyable worldbuildimg courtesy of Hennig, but not much else +--- 635122553 +>>635120870 +>sunset overdrive flopped +>literally rated by most people on the same vein as Saints Row +>100 million budget +That didn't tip you off that it was bullshit? +>it flopped compared to call of duty +Saints Row 3 sold 5 million copies. Did it flop? +--- 635122629 +>>635120045 +i kinda want a proper qrd on lawbreakers, i knew the game came and died byt little else about who made it or what made it so deliciously spectacular +--- 635122649 +>>635087951 +What am i looking at here? Whats wrong? +--- 635122724 +>>635121640 +Writing is horrendous yes, but not so much more than most games. Gameplay is above average, better than Nier for example. Story is overall above average as well. Music is good. +--- 635122728 +>>635102802 +Solid pic. +Saved for later use +--- 635122781 +>>635120769 +FO76 was amazing on launch. Fuck all the haters the world was massive with so much detail. Everyone on open mics exploring and meeting each other. Pure bliss for the first couple of months. +--- 635122813 +>>635100689 +I only remember this because it came out on my birthday. +--- 635122889 +>>635122649 +does that look fun in any way to you? +--- 635123057 +>>635103037 +Seeing how much of a regression this game is from Arkham Knight (which came out no less than seven years earlier) really tells you all you need to know about the current vidya industry. +--- 635123090 +>"Man, I wonder what the great Richard Garriott is up to these days..." +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4V2PbH1GU0c [Embed] +>"oh...." +--- 635123094 +>>635123057 +No, what tells you what you need to know is that they are now making basically the same game over again +--- 635123101 +>>635122649 +Floaty combat. No weight just "critical damage". +--- 635123129 +>>635121564 +I'm amazed Bioware is even still around, and it's very telling that the Divinity devs were chosen over Bioware to make Baldur's Gate III. +--- 635123221 +>>635123094 +>the same game but objectively worse, despite targeting significantly more powerful hardware +--- 635123391 +>>635099516 +>Modern COD +>Flop +People will buy new COD games just to earn more Warzone cosmetics +--- 635123479 +>>635122781 +No it was a mess +--- 635123549 +>>635106237 +It's infuriating how little the devs understood about what made the original version of The Culling so fun +--- 635123626 +>>635121980 +I did. I know you won't but if you go and read the books where Batman died and it was up to Robin and Nightwing to take over it was actually interesting to see how they fared without Bruce. Robin was doing his best to intimidate thugs and it nearly got him killed. Dick was trying to fill very big shoes while also yard wrangling Damian and Jason. Batgirl was still in a wheelchair but helped out as oracle. Batman dying actually got her to reveal herself to Gordon. Fuck. They just dropped the ball here. diff --git a/v/635087501.txt b/v/635087501.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..0325f240d02032fb8c4af3d0026a282963d1619a --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635087501.txt @@ -0,0 +1,415 @@ +----- +--- 635087501 +>ANY desert level +>Egyptian music starts playing +???????????????????????????? +--- 635087549 +>walk like an egyptian +>eye flick +--- 635087620 +>desert level +>https://youtu.be/bJ9r8LMU9bQ [Embed] +--- 635087621 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bE9Vg0rG31Y [Embed] +--- 635087652 +metal slug is the only one i can recall +--- 635088146 +>>635087501 (OP) +it's not egyptian music it's arabic music +--- 635088261 +>The soundtrack is almost entirely made up of Desert Level Music +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fm4EH5FVu1o [Embed] +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FINmfZhhSsY [Embed] +--- 635088278 +>>635087620 +absurdly based +--- 635088347 +>>635088146 +--- 635088413 +>>635088146 +most egyptians are Arabs +--- 635088471 +>>635088146 +le master trolle +--- 635089523 +>>635088347 +>>635088413 +>>635088471 +just saying. that's the music that plays when you're in a desert, arabic music. you know, like arabs, the people who live in deserts. +--- 635089880 +>>635089523 +There's a clear distinction between arab music and egypt level music. Don't be a retarded autisticano. +--- 635090087 +>>635087501 (OP) +>desert level +>in Australia +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9iY5y94s [Embed] +--- 635091689 +>>635087501 (OP) +>egyption level +>desert music starts playing +--- 635092638 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xm4MpybOKWc [Embed] +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-vt46Gxrc8 [Embed] +>there will never be a licensed game made with as much love and skill as the genesis/SNES era +Time moves on and so must I, but not without a heavy heart. +--- 635092894 +>>635089880 +Post examples. +--- 635093070 +>>635087501 (OP) +>>635092894 +>>635091689 +Princess Daisy +--- 635093843 +>>635090087 +australian jellyfish can walk on land?! +--- 635093996 +>pervert level +>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JttJh13UaxA [Embed] +--- 635094169 +>>635087501 (OP) +You're an adult. +--- 635094259 +>>635087620 +Finally, some decent music. +--- 635094298 +>>635093843 +Australian jellyfish can fly, dude. +--- 635094704 +>nintendo desert level music +>get boner +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I02U9gGw-DY [Embed] + +>porn game desert level music +>rock out +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FscSSqOhglo [Embed] +--- 635094886 +>2 hour old egypt thread +>anubia not posted +something funky going on. +--- 635095009 +>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=it5wuAgf1Pw [Embed] +--- 635095212 +>desert level +>cowboy music starts playing +Americans. Not even once... +--- 635095539 +>>635089523 +>>635088146 +its not arabic music its byzantine music, arabs got their music from the byzantines +--- 635096484 +>Egyptian level +>Has semen demons +--- 635098392 +>>635096484 +Many such cases. +--- 635098976 +>night alleyway level +>rap music starts playing +--- 635099050 +>>635087501 (OP) +Why is she not black? +--- 635099193 +>>635099050 +more importantly why is her right headlight turned on +--- 635099953 +>>635089523 +Arabs aren't allowed to make or listen to music. Muhammed says no. +--- 635100107 +NES +Strider +Egypt +--- 635100241 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdOdu-5lV-M [Embed] +peak desertcore +--- 635100257 +>>635087501 (OP) +isn't her tattoo some rightwing coder symbols +--- 635100339 +>>635100257 +Yeah it means white cocks only +--- 635100439 +>>635100339 +>White woman has sex with White men +That's crazy +--- 635100479 +>>635087501 (OP) +Deserts in video games are either supposed to be like the Sahara or the American Southwest. +--- 635100557 +>>635087501 (OP) +https://youtu.be/2hlBhdcPVdw [Embed] +--- 635100637 +>>635100439 +I know right +--- 635101123 +>>635087501 (OP) +tf what're they supposed to play? Las Vegas big band? North American Blues? German Alpine music? +--- 635101252 +>>635087501 (OP) +>desert level +>you walk like an egyptian +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cv6tuzHUuuk [Embed] +--- 635101421 +>>635088146 +>remix explosion sounds +>call it arab music +--- 635102065 +>>635087501 (OP) +>desert level +>pan flute starts playing +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HieAAg4XTPI [Embed] +--- 635102146 +>>635095539 +Stop pulling shit out of your ass +--- 635102298 +>>635099479 +would, will, trying, attempting +--- 635102371 +>>635087501 (OP) +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXhlD_Bxtkc [Embed] +--- 635102406 +>>635102065 +>no games based around rambling +--- 635103843 +I wish Egyptian girls were real +--- 635103923 +>>635087620 +Shah of Iran over here +--- 635104160 +>>635087501 (OP) +Based +--- 635104171 +>>635103843 +what's it like trying to fuck your hot pharaoh queen? +asking for a friend +--- 635105150 +>>635087621 +Very nice HOWEVER +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHDNWvTFIsY [Embed] +--- 635105289 +>>635104160 +Aaaand here comes the tranny to ruin the thread +--- 635105408 +>>635105289 +yeah, you +--- 635106020 +https://youtu.be/Z6GByTznx4M [Embed] +--- 635106140 +>>635105289 +nigga shut the fuck up +--- 635106214 +>>635103843 +>>635096484 +More +--- 635106825 +>>635105289 +t. tranny +--- 635106980 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDXVF4dpIt8 [Embed] +--- 635108148 +>>635104160 +This game is absolute dogshit +--- 635108296 +>>635108148 +nobody cares about the game +--- 635108660 +>get to desert level +>good music but doesn't say "desert" at all +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j06QakJVbMw [Embed] +--- 635108801 +>>635093996 +>pervert level from the remaster +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7hciYngbwU [Embed] +--- 635109357 +>>635108148 +Game??? +--- 635111925 +>>635104160 +Fellow anubia bro! +--- 635112004 +>>635111925 +>>635109357 +THERE'S TOO MANY +--- 635112025 +>>635090087 +>flying sharks +>flying jellyfish +HUH +--- 635112027 +>>635087501 (OP) +Egyptians were white. +--- 635112252 +>>635087501 (OP) +Enjoy it + +https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sJqh9fyAQeA&pp=ygUWRnVuIGluIHRoZSBzdW4gc2lsaWNvbg%3D%3D [Embed] +--- 635112390 +I love Anubia!!! +--- 635112468 +>>635112390 +Damn based. +--- 635112478 +>>635087501 (OP) +go away Doyle +stop shilling your shitty WB movie +--- 635112524 +>ocean level +>water music starts playing +--- 635112663 +>forest level +>jungle music starts playing +--- 635112671 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6GByTznx4M [Embed] +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5mYlRbjd4c [Embed] +--- 635112874 +>>635087620 +Now THIS I can get behind, I was going to post this myself +--- 635113686 +>>635112390 +Sauce me please +--- 635114164 +>>635113686 +It's in the Egyptian girl thread on /co/ +--- 635114219 +>>635104160 +>>635109357 +>>635111925 +>Goblinomics +--- 635114235 +>STILL no porn of this movie +What the FUCK!? +--- 635114250 +>>635114219 +I love my goblin/gremlin wife +--- 635114456 +>>635114250 +I love your goblin/gremlin wife too. +--- 635114501 +>>635114219 +She cute! +--- 635114592 +>>635114164 +>>635112390 +>anubia got a foothold on /co/ +based +--- 635114695 +>desert level +>absolute banger starts +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fev-BBnLlaA [Embed] +--- 635114787 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FFaZ1TkX7g [Embed] +--- 635114848 +>>635087501 (OP) +>Egyption music slaps 80% harder than anything else in the game +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbqwNbcgH1I [Embed] +--- 635114851 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hgb1ZgJoydA [Embed] +--- 635115651 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7F8sv-TrCc [Embed] +--- 635116095 +>>635094298 +>Risk of Rain happens in Australia +--- 635116126 +I like it that it became universal law for all egyptian/cleopatra type girls to be raw semen demons without excuse. So many lifes lost to Menace, Menat, Eliza... and so on and so on.... +--- 635116213 +Any chocolate doujins I can masturbate to bros? +--- 635116895 +stop having sexual thought on Egyptian women. +--- 635116906 +>>635116798 +she is so cute... +--- 635117284 +Why are Egyptian girls so god tier, lads. + +>>635096484 +Pretty sure Ishizu was the one that kickstarted my love. Her and probably Ankha, though Ankha was just a little cutie. The smoking hot brown lady is what truly sold it. +--- 635117362 +>Egypt level +>it's not a desert or a tomb +--- 635117409 +>>635116906 +yeah, just make sure to tape her mouth shut. +--- 635117454 +80% of Egyptian girls are circumcised... +--- 635117478 +>>635087501 (OP) +Post songs YOU think should be desert levels: + +Spooky night time desert level +https://youtu.be/PWYwS1HShSE?list=OLAK5uy_mbOhi8cAof7a71VQTZlTwr9GKHH835RRs [Embed] +--- 635117642 +>>635103843 +they exist but arent as good +--- 635117880 +>>635114164 +Nice thanks. +--- 635117887 +>>635105150 +Very good, very good, but consider the following +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_nSYYDSL3w [Embed] +--- 635118010 +>>635117478 +Pretty much the whole Dragon's Heaven OST. The anime's location is the desert. +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8Nn2sK5PKA [Embed] +--- 635118368 +>>635087501 (OP) +What's her name? +--- 635118545 +>>635118368 +She's the protag from the recent movie Mummies. +Decent animation, bad VA, bad story. +--- 635118581 +>>635087501 (OP) +>desert level +>KINO chimes in +yeah baby +--- 635118657 +>>635118368 +Anubia's cousin +--- 635118658 +>>635118545 +How's the porn? +--- 635118705 +>>635118545 +>can't find any porn of her +well, damn +or I'm too retarded to find it +--- 635119083 +>>635118705 +Well fuck, egypt girls are so underrated +--- 635119394 +>>635116798 +anubia gets to kiss this... +--- 635119665 +>>635119394 +I would like to kiss both +--- 635120074 +>water level +>best music in the game starts playing +--- 635120210 +>>635120074 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eY52Zsg-KVI [Embed] +--- 635120437 +>underground level +>GGGHLLJLLLL YUOOIIIII +>BZOUNT +--- 635120490 +>>635117362 +Man +--- 635121183 +>>635114695 +For me, it's the CS+ version +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pr4-6Hpxck4 [Embed] +--- 635122831 +>>635120074 +This, ristar is the best example +--- 635122998 +>>635087501 (OP) +>desert level +>spanish flamenco starts playing +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hEYvdMoF2g [Embed] +--- 635123025 +>>635116798 +she is kinda gross to look at +idk what it is but she looks weird diff --git a/v/635087987.txt b/v/635087987.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..4bc19299c94d853fe0f22d7ff337a781028464f4 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635087987.txt @@ -0,0 +1,785 @@ +----- +--- 635087987 +Is fallout 4 (modded) a good game? +--- 635088087 +>fallout +>good +no +--- 635088309 +>>635088087 +Fpbp. Bethesda shills on suicide watch +--- 635088639 +yes +--- 635088934 +Yes. +--- 635089078 +>>635087987 (OP) +you are gonna need lots of mods to remove the cringe (weapons and armors) and many other mods to improve the game (add booba) +--- 635089172 +>>635088934 +with a ass fat would your dick even be able to penetrate ? +--- 635089197 +Coomers should be killed +--- 635089381 +>>635089197 +kys faggot cooming is what makes games fun when the game gets stale and boring. +--- 635089392 +Is anyone else having problems with nexus right now? +--- 635089531 +>>635089172 +yes (dicks footlong, mine) +--- 635089605 +>>635087987 (OP) +No. It's still the same game, even if you can't hear the player character or you've made it so you can see the dialogue options, or put Skills back into the game. +--- 635089616 +>>635089381 +>instead of moving on with my life i with stagnate and devolve into a worthless degenerate + +i get it now +--- 635089687 +>>635088934 +I made this, god it was terrible. I should have made it 720 but my coomer brain just wanted to post. +--- 635089727 +>>635088934 +what's the running anim look like +--- 635089798 +>>635087987 (OP) +What is that hideous ass player model jesus christ +--- 635089845 +>>635087987 (OP) +Yes I once installed every coomgoon mod I laid eyes on and played it just to edge, was kino +--- 635089860 +>>635089687 +There's literally no reason for any webm to be higher res than 720p but it's okay anon, everyone was retarded at one point. +--- 635089906 +No. You can't even make the "just mod it" argument because even the modding scene for this game is ass. All you can do with it is turn it into a tacticool /k/ autism simulator. +--- 635089951 +>>635089798 +You KNOW who that is. +--- 635089990 +>>635089906 +Reddit post +--- 635090058 +>>635087987 (OP) +>coomer mod +>new vegas HUD +Let me guess, you want to be a woman? +--- 635090131 +>>635089860 +in retrospect the ass was too muc, like at the time I thought it looked normal but I guess this happens when thinking with ones dick. +--- 635090178 +TODD COME BACK PLEASE +--- 635090185 +>>635087987 (OP) +Is that supposed to be Shadman's character? +--- 635090236 +>>635087987 (OP) +>fallout 4 +overrated af +--- 635090284 +>>635089990 +Shut the fuck up. +--- 635090373 +When is that new Vegas mod going to come out? +--- 635090385 +>>635090058 +STOP ASSOCIATING NEW VEGAS WITH TRANNIES +THEY HIJACKED THE BEST RPG THE WEST EVER MADE +--- 635090406 +>>635090284 +Dial. Eight. +--- 635090438 +NOTHING makes me ANGRIER than the sight BOOBIES!!!!! IN MY VIDEO GAMES!!! +FUCK COOMERS +--- 635090495 +>>635090438 +cry about it lmao +--- 635090537 +>>635087987 (OP) +skyrims better for coom so whats the point +--- 635090557 +>Western Raita +--- 635090571 +>>635087987 (OP) +Why are my fallout 4 (modded) loading screens taking sooo long bros? +--- 635090754 +>download nac x +>game suddenly looks very dark +>uninstall it +>looks the same +Did it always look like that? +--- 635090821 +>>635089172 +Only a BBC could fit in that PAWG +--- 635091479 +>>635089172 +>with a ass fat would your dick even be able to penetrate ? +Wut +--- 635093125 +>>635091479 +whats this +--- 635093897 +>>635087987 (OP) +been meaning to play this. when the remake of fallout 1, 2, 3, and new vegas all come out, i will buy the GOTY version of 4, it will finally be worthwhile! +--- 635094013 +>>635087987 (OP) +You could've made any thing your mind could imagine and you decided to make your digital cum rag fucking Sphere Hunter? Really Anon? +--- 635094035 +>>635090821 +shut up nigger +--- 635094120 +>shadman +--- 635094194 +>>635088639 +i look like this and i have sex with human men +--- 635094240 +>>635087987 (OP) +> +--- 635094364 +>>635087987 (OP) +Not really. Even mods don't fix the terrible writing or story. And the mods that "fix" the RPG elements don't make the game feel like a rpg necuase it wasn't designed around being one. + +4 is a looter shooter. +--- 635094491 +My modded f4 broke for some reason, so I'm not playing it for another 2 or 3 years I guess. +--- 635094556 +>>635094194 +I'm human men! +--- 635094701 +>>635094364 +You are the dumbest retard, no matter how many times people teach you what genres actually mean, you can't grasp even the smallest bit of understanding. +--- 635094724 +Only if you mid it into some weird hybrid of stalker and cod tactical and not some coomer game +--- 635094913 +>>635094701 +Oh well +--- 635095298 +>>635094194 +Whores like you need to post proof before I believe them again. Show ass +--- 635095339 +>>635094013 +>Sphere Hunter +Who +>google it +Ah, a fucking youtuber, figures +--- 635095458 +>>635089172 +how small is your dick? +--- 635095546 +>>635095339 +Anon's the one beating it to dickgirls not me. +--- 635095638 +>>635095458 +Solid 4/4.5 +--- 635095752 +>>635087987 (OP) +Not really. I used the Horizon hardcore overhaul mod and while it added a couple hundred hours of gameplay it wasn't enough to elevate it to "good game" status. I just had nothing better to play at the time. +--- 635096390 +>>635087987 (OP) +No but it's the best Fallout +--- 635096631 +why isn't there a mod which turns VATS into a shootdodge from max payne +--- 635096958 +>>635087987 (OP) +Everytime I check the mod page it's always just gutter slurm second life tier tattoo coom mods and the usual dysfunctional weapon skin mods. I don't know why the mods are so low tier compared to Skyrim +>install every prerequisite to replace guns +>follow everything properly on correct versions +>still doesn't work +The only decent mods are just landscape graphics mods and extra enemy spawns, there aren't even good overhauls for stat values damage etc. Really sad +--- 635097801 +>>635087987 (OP) +>AAF +The game is good (enough) with mods. The slavery ones are really good though janky. +--- 635097845 +look, I was a fan since you made the very first thread about fallout 4 asking about long or shorter legs +can I see your nipples? +--- 635097915 +For me it's Erin Combes +--- 635097948 +>>635096958 +Use complex sorter to fix any issue regarding gun replacements. I don't even know what it does but it sorts the issue. +--- 635097975 +>>635091479 +How does this lower my car insurance rate? +--- 635098356 +>couldn't get any new nude mod for Xbox +Shame, it was so hot to be able to be nude on a platform you weren't supposed too +--- 635098479 +>>635098356 +If only you weren't an Xbox shitter. +--- 635098584 +>>635095339 +based +--- 635098587 +>>635097845 +Don't wanna get banned :( +--- 635098989 +>>635087987 (OP) +It's okay. +--- 635099201 +>>635087987 (OP) +only if you play survival with realistic damage mods +--- 635099303 +>>635098989 +is this a character preset? i see it in every f4 thread +--- 635099586 +>>635087987 (OP) +>face has a different texture than the skin +Why? Why would you do this? +--- 635099682 +If you can't play a game without modding it with porn mods, your opinion on literally anything is void +--- 635099770 +>>635091479 +he can't keep getting away with it.. +--- 635099853 +>>635087987 (OP) +Eva Green in Fallout? +--- 635099937 +if you want fallout online try zombie panic, co-op horror, free on steam +--- 635099951 +>>635099586 +It doesn't, file was too large so i compressed it, that probably fucked up the colors. +--- 635100021 +>>635094013 +james fucking wishes he looked that good +--- 635100183 +>>635087987 (OP) +Depends on the mods. If you play a female character, you can get overpowered and raped/enslaved and become a drug-addled prostitute chained to a bathroom, then that is good. If you are a male character, you should be able to overpower women and kidnap and sexually enslave them in your settlements. + +I dont know a single thing about Fallout modding, can any of the games do this? +--- 635100232 +>>635100183 +Why? +--- 635100451 +>>635100183 +Sort of, look in loverslab forum. +--- 635100465 +>>635099951 +I don't care. Fix your shit else I will come to your house and fix it for you. It looks bad. +--- 635100753 +>>635100183 +Not to the extent that any man wants. +--- 635100871 +>>635100465 +You won't do shit incel +--- 635101039 +>>635097975 +Don't trust that piece of shit gecko, Geico is the worst company I have ever dealt with. +--- 635101084 +>>635101039 +what did they do to you? +--- 635101318 +>>635101084 +My wife's boyfriend brought my car to them and asked for the best package they had and I ended up paying almost twice as much as before I went with Geico. He said he was sorry but my wife just took his side and I ended up not being able to break the contract. Fuck Geico. +--- 635101365 +>>635101318 +>My wife's boyfriend +stopped there +--- 635101513 +>>635099303 +Yes, mine. +--- 635101527 +>>635100871 +What an uncouth fellow. I only wanted to help. +--- 635101557 +>>635101513 +stop posting it, it's not good +--- 635101692 +>>635101318 +sigh. /v/ would rather talk about car insurance than video games. anything but video games. +--- 635101759 +>>635101039 +>>635101084 +>>635101318 +>>>/o/ +--- 635101775 +>>635101557 +No. +--- 635101940 +>>635101775 +>>635101513 +>Posting crack whores as if they look good +Just stop +--- 635102052 +>>635101940 +Not him, but Fallout 3 and NV raiders gave me a fetish for dirty raider bitches. +--- 635102108 +>>635087987 (OP) +no +--- 635102168 +No. No story = No game. +--- 635102176 +>>635087987 (OP) +>mfw people extensively modding how their character looks +You mean, there are people actually playing Bethesda in third person? +--- 635102335 +>>635102052 +Well I have news for you. You can use the LL mods to enslave raider psycho bitches and whore them out. Think you would like it. +--- 635102337 +>>635101513 +I want to "hug" your Gothperator anon... +--- 635102356 +>>635087987 (OP) +no +unless you're a closeted troon aka femc player +--- 635102465 +>>635102176 +Trannies who play as women prefer third person, yes +--- 635102854 +>>635102465 +Rent free +--- 635103180 +>>635101775 +Is she hairy? +--- 635103237 +>>635103180 +No, she is Dumbledore +--- 635103272 +Does fallout have penis physics yet? +--- 635103306 +>>635087987 (OP) +Well, I've played over 1000 hours of modded Fallout 4 and never bother to finish the main storyline, so take that as you will. +--- 635103329 +>>635087987 (OP) +>does dogshit taste good if you put sprinkles on it? +--- 635103405 +>>635103306 +--- 635103413 +>>635103306 +>that character +LMAO my sides. I haven't laughed so hard in quite time anon. Thanks for the laugh. +--- 635103431 +>>635087987 (OP) +No. Even mods can save this piece of shit game. I only play it to test coomer mods. +--- 635103525 +>Go check out TES or FO general +>American sized women +>All the cellulite +>It's somehow considered hot +I always throw up a little when I visit those threads +--- 635103547 +>>635090821 +How did Twitch lingo turn into meaning a fat ass? +--- 635103601 +>>635090821 +Why are muttmericans like this? +--- 635103612 +>>635103405 +--- 635103680 +>>635103612 +--- 635103848 +>>635102337 +Anon that's lewd. +>>635103180 +Neatly trimmed carpet. +--- 635103938 +If you can't play a game without adding bottom of the barrel porn mods, you shouldn't even be playing a game at all. What a fucking disgrace. +--- 635104013 +>>635103848 +Can't just say that and not post the carpet, Anon. +--- 635104175 +>>635089172 +Not if you're white +--- 635104220 +>>635089172 +Not white or asian dicks that's for sure +--- 635104242 +>>635089172 +No white boy could penetrate that ass +--- 635104294 +>>635095458 +White male detected +--- 635104372 +>>635100183 +If it's anything like skyrim modding (it's not, it's much worse) there are probably plenty of mods where you get raped as a woman but very few or undercooked mods for dominant men. +--- 635104594 +>>635103612 +>>635103680 +Built for shota raiders +--- 635104596 +>>635103612 +>>635103680 +--- 635104698 +>>635104596 +Kek +--- 635104795 +So has Bethesda mentioned anything about the PS5 and Series X versions since November? +--- 635104861 +>>635087987 (OP) +>l'homme de shad +--- 635104896 +>>635103848 +Need some goth ass with that goth milk anon +--- 635105270 +>>635089172 +Only black men could make her orgasm +--- 635105326 +>>635089172 +Black men could +--- 635105337 +>>635095546 +>google it +would. dick or no dick +--- 635105347 +>make special actually important this time +>by remove skills and merging them with it, essentially doubling the amount of leveling up you gotta do +It's not fair. +--- 635105383 +>>635095458 +how dick is your small? +--- 635105409 +>>635087987 (OP) +I WANT TO HAVE FALOUT FOR BUT I DONT WANT TO MONEY AND DOWNLOAD TO LONG SO I WAIT UNTIL SALE. MODS CAN MAKE IT FUNNER THAN CONSULE BUT ALSO ANNNOYINGER. i think +--- 635105428 +>>635087987 (OP) +No. I tried coom mods - it was shit. I tried tacticool mods - it was shit. I tried story mods - it was shit. It's shit. +--- 635105601 +>>635089172 +A white boy couldn't even reach pass her cheeks lmao +--- 635105658 +>>635089172 +Only if you were black +--- 635105759 +>>635103547 +leave zoomer +--- 635105808 +>>635101692 +I come here only for off-topics, be it city planning, medieval helmets or WW2 planes. Usually every thread turns out to be America vs. everyone else but there's still some educating stuff +--- 635105872 +>>635087987 (OP) +yes because you can have stuff like this +--- 635105880 +>>635098989 +>>635101513 +She looks like she has monkey pox +--- 635105952 +>>635088934 +that's just fucking retarded +niggerculture is a blight +--- 635105954 +>>635087987 (OP) +It's good even in vanilla. + +>Stomping around in T-60 with my Gatling Laser and stock Assaultron Ada by my side as I purge muties for the Brotherhood, and using the resources I gather to upgrade my gear as well as make a military base at the Boston Airport settlement + +Unironically the most fun I've ever had in any 3D Fallout. +--- 635105995 +>>635105872 +--- 635106373 +It's a shame all the porn modders for Fallout 4 gave up making animations because paying for 3dsmax in order to even create them was too expensive for any one individual. +--- 635106601 +>>635087987 (OP) +Fuck no. I modded it and there's still nothing to do. It's like playing fucking star citizen +--- 635106653 +>>635106373 +>3dsmax +Can't you pirate it? +--- 635106981 +>>635089172 +White guys are too small to pleasure her +--- 635107056 +>>635089172 +It's not white dude's fault that they cannot reach pass a woman's ass cheeks. They were born small +--- 635107101 +>>635090821 +>>635104175 +>>635104220 +>>635104242 +>>635105270 +>>635105326 +>>635105601 +>>635105658 +>>635106981 +back to your little discord cuckshed +--- 635107119 +>>635089172 +Why do you think black men are the most desired race out there? +--- 635107184 +>>635089172 +White boys are too weak and pathetic to make a woman orgasm +--- 635107235 +>>635106653 +Incredibly difficult and not worth the hassle. It's all online account sub-based like Photoshop now. +--- 635107240 +>>635089172 +Why are white guys so bad in bed? +--- 635107264 +>>635107101 +Fuck off, I was having fun seeing how long he was going to keep going while being ignored +--- 635107296 +>>635089172 +Only black guys have dicks big enough to reach passed those beautiful big cheeks +--- 635107357 +>>635107264 +Typical white boy, loves to watch but doesn't get any sex +--- 635107393 +>>635087987 (OP) +I play the VR port modded just to make it play acceptably since it's borked, and i eventually found something reasonable. Then i went even further with modding my game and i have to say FO4 can be pretty fun to play once you go past what the original game offered. +--- 635107582 +>>635089172 +Sorry she is no white boys allowed +--- 635108253 +>>635107235 +>like photoshop +It's really easy to pirate Adobe products these days though especially with adobe server emulators +--- 635108343 +>>635087987 (OP) +Kinda... +You still have to deal with all the main quest bullshit and the retarded factions (and there really isn't that much outside of that). So if you're ok with having to deal with all that bullshit then I guess it can be fun to do some sim settlements or something. +--- 635108731 +>>635108343 +The depravity mod is an okay alternative to the main questline I think. +--- 635109191 +>see pic of modded fallout 4 +>tacticool shit +--- 635109359 +>>635109191 +Heinous. Especially when Fallout 4 is probably the best 3D Fallout for community-made goofy sci-fi weapons and guns that are aesthetically fitting either in terms of being 40s-60s or being a bit junky. + +>Durr Fallout 1 and 2 had the P90 and Desert Eagle +I don't fucking care, they looked horribly out of place then and they do now. +--- 635109476 +>>635087987 (OP) +She looks like she fucks dogs +--- 635109597 +>>635087987 (OP) +It's a good game unmodded if you play survival and ignore the quests and their reddit tier writing. It's a fun world to explore, it's fun to scavenge, enemy spawns are managed somewhat well, settlements are fun to build, and the legendary weapon mechanic incentivizes you to keep trying to find fun weapons. It's the best 3D fallout for sure, people just like NV cuz of nostalgia and the aesthetic. +--- 635109601 +The problem with modded Fallout 4, even though the core gameplay is way better than the other gamebryo titles (because Bethesda didn't touch it and just let Id help with it so it's actually fun), is that it's still 99% of Fallout 4 and Bethesda-written content. + +So how is that New Vegas total conversion into 4's engine going? So those of us who like kino and don't have sub three digit IQ can also enjoy ourselves. +--- 635109934 +>>635109601 +If you ignore the main quests, it really is a fun game. I just roleplay as someone who doesn't give a fuck about the factions (because why would you?) and us more concerned with rebuilding civilization and making dosh off being a water baron. +I engage with whatever side quests happen to stumble in my path. +Honestly, the guys who did the actual game part of the game did a great job. The writers were just shit. +--- 635110050 +>>635109934 +But it's so fucking stupid. It's been hundreds of years since the bombs fell and people still didn't bother to clean up any streets or debris. Have you seen Vault City or NCR in 2 for example? Shit, even 1 had locations that were dirty as fuck but still looked like someone lived there. + +Meanwhile Bethesda is still going with the dumbest of shit like people somehow building a community in a football stadium. This is so fucking basic but they just can't help themselves. +--- 635110125 +>>635109359 +Mostly talking about the outfits +--- 635110143 +>>635109934 +>side quests happen to stumble in my path. +>Honestly, the guys who did the actual game part of the game did a great job +I don't see how side quests are any better. It's mostly just go there kill something and bring me that thing especially since the diogue system doesn't offer any variety or interesting lore chat whatsoever. +--- 635110209 +>>635110050 +Eh, that's really nitpicking though. Maybe the commonwealth is still too dangerous to reclaim large portions. Even if that's not the case, it's still within the realm of suspension of disbelief for a post apocalyptic setting. +If you think about it, you are in the process of cleaning it up by building settlements, so maybe you were integral to that process. +--- 635110283 +>>635110143 +Yeah, what are you expecting a side quest to be? What complex desires exist for people trying to scrape by. +--- 635110513 +>>635105880 +No she doesn't fuck niglets +--- 635110695 +>>635110283 +Not all side quests need to be fetch quests I wish fo4 had more interesting side quests. Some memorable side quests that I can recall from previous fallouts were quests like helping some ghouls reach space, something about repairing a orbital laser death beam, one involving a talking death claw and more. +--- 635110829 +>>635087987 (OP) +please tell me that bush is part of the body morph and not the outfit +--- 635110894 +>>635110695 +Both of those end up being main quest adjacent, though. You need to do repconn if you don't pass a check for the main quest, and the orbital laser is a weapon for the end game main quest. The way quests weave together in NV is definitely better, but that again to me comes down to writing. +4 lets you kind of make your own fun, whereas NV is just about these little story arcs. +--- 635110993 +>>635109601 +>So how is that New Vegas total conversion into 4's engine going? +Still waiting for it myself. That's what i really want to play. But modders for these projects don't ever have reasonable timeframes. Skyblivion isn't out until 2025 ffs. Can you imagine how long this shit is going to take for FO4 New Vegas? +--- 635111054 +>>635110993 +Sadly I am not interested in any TES project since I really don't have a high opinion of any Bethesda-developed game. But until FO4NV comes out there's still plenty of vidya to play. +--- 635111162 +>>635110894 +Yea, 4 is more sandboxy and gives more of a template to imagine your own adventures but the scenarios offered by the game aren't interesting at all. +--- 635111189 +>>635111054 +Just showing comparison of what these projects really look like for modders in development cycles is the reason i mentioned skyblivion. FO4NV is going to be a long wait, i guarantee it. +--- 635111287 +>>635100183 +both exist +--- 635111329 +>>635110050 +Complaining about the story and setting is pointless. +Look up fallout 4 writing team. notice how it doesn't exist +It was written entirely by the programmers. There is no "lead narrative" no overarching idea or theme. It's a set piece themepark. Fallout 4 isn't there to make sense, it's there to be a shooting gallery for midwits who only play video games 2 hours a week and don't think. +--- 635111378 +>>635111162 +I agree. Writing for games has really become shit in the past decade. It's not a unique problem to fo4, i think, but that doesn't make it any better. +--- 635111486 +>>635111329 +The gameplay is better tho. Gameplay trumps story always, only a retard would say otherwise. These are video games, not books. +NV is not without its reddit-tier writing either, but those guys did have a lot of imagination for one game. +--- 635111578 +>>635111486 +Gameplay is absolutely way better but for a roleplaying game the framing (the world around you, quests and the entirety of things that you interact with) happens to matter just as much as whether or not shooting a molerat feels satisfying and animations aren't a gamebryo-like shitshow with putting trains on top of NPCs heads. +--- 635111587 +>>635109476 +Nah she looks like she fucks black guys +--- 635111623 +>>635087987 (OP) +mods dont make a game good, unless they convert it into literally another game. +mods just remove the problems from or ameliorate an already good game. +--- 635111629 +>>635110513 +Actually she exclusively fucks black guys. No white boys allowed +--- 635111642 +It is not fun even with mods. The whole dialogue system and the way the world is written make it hard to immerse yourself into the game.. +--- 635111678 +>>635111378 +>i think, but that doesn't make it any better. +It's actually devolving as a role-playing series and mutating more into open world survival, crafting territory. That's why Bethesda is making starfield, a new IP to test how much they can branch into that genre, focusing less on story / roleplaying and lore. I don't like it but I guess the general audience will. +--- 635111692 +>>635111578 +I just use my own imagination in 4. I have put a few hundred hours into it and still not really done any main quest. It's a nice theme park. +--- 635111732 +>>635090867 +why the fuck did this whore call you "blue" even? +such a retarded game +--- 635111785 +>>635111732 +probably because the devs retardedly assumed you would still be running around in your vault suit by the time you reach diamond city +also a shitty attempt at making le quirky and endearing waifu character like bioshock's elizabeth +--- 635111864 +>>635111629 +Hot. Imagine the contrast of that pale goth +--- 635112075 +>>635094013 +>sphere hunter +No, OP made it based on the Shadman Fallout girl, it's just Sphere Hunter also copied that chick's look. +--- 635112086 +>>635111678 +I still think you could call a crafting/survival game setting roleplaying, but you do make a good point. I can't think of a whole lot of story driven western rpgs in the last few years. +--- 635112280 +>>635112075 +> +--- 635112340 +Way too many cucks in this thread. Anyways what’s a good up to date modlist? +--- 635112569 +>>635098989 +What boots mod is that? +--- 635112625 +>>635112340 +Unofficial Fallout 4 Patch +PANPC +PACE +Knockout Framework +Crime and Punishment +Gun for Hire +Raider non-aggression pack +Extreme Particles Overhaul +Reverb and Ambience Overhaul +AWKCR +VIS-G +Armorsmith Extended +Weaponsmith Extended +Functional Displays +Fusion City Rising +Outcasts and Remnants +Project Valkyrie +Depravity +Zombie Walkers +CWSS Redux +Enhanced Lights and FX +Boston FPS Fix +--- 635112724 +>>635112340 +>too many +it's one fag +--- 635112778 +>>635087987 (OP) +Just play fnv instead. +--- 635112824 +>>635112625 +>Boston FPS Fix +Is this the most recent FPS fix? +Does it unlink the physics from the framerate? +Can I finally play above 59fps without rooms exploding when I load in? +--- 635112825 +>>635112340 +https://themidnightride.moddinglinked.com/intro.html + +Don't listen to >>635112625 Several of those are bloated and outdated. +--- 635112935 +I played FO4 for the first time a few months ago and 100%'d vanilla with only a [prefix] sorting mod. +It's a good game in general. Mariner best girl. +--- 635112942 +>>635087987 (OP) +No, modding doesnt change anything. Any retards who thinks "MODS WILL FIX IT" does not give a single fuck about the series their supporting to ruin by giving game companies money to make more shitty games to be "fixed" by the community. +--- 635112943 +>>635112824 +No, that's a different kind of fps fix. +For playing with high framerate use 'high fps physics fix' +--- 635113121 +>>635112935 +>It's a good game in general. +The gameplay is alright. +The story is shit when you actually think about it though. +Also it's super linear - as in you must complete certain events in a certain order and there's no way to deviate. +For such an open world game, it's not veryu open. +--- 635113129 +>>635112625 +>no sex mods +shit modlist +--- 635113636 +>>635110894 +I think there are some interesting places like the pinkman gallery but they are few and far between. +--- 635113657 +>>635112935 +Protect her smile. +--- 635113684 +>>635112935 +>dude the password for the railroad is railroad +it's NOT a good game. voiced protags degen the series even further +--- 635113761 +>>635113636 +In fo4 I mean. +--- 635113778 +>>635112825 +I think he meant a list that has coomer mods or is able to incorporate them +--- 635113824 +>>635105995 +>>635105872 +RUMPA +--- 635115502 +>>635101513 +post the booru already +--- 635115589 +>>635089172 +Average dick here, nope. I tried. You need 30 cm cock to into these holes. +--- 635115775 +>>635087987 (OP) +Zoomers dont know shadman. +--- 635116063 +>>635107101 +do discord incels actually not know how genitals are positioned? +--- 635116194 +>>635112075 +I miss him bros +--- 635118506 +>>635116194 +Where did he go? +--- 635118732 +>>635087987 (OP) +Only if you have the pubes mod +--- 635118791 +>>635087987 (OP) +>>635088934 +>8 years later +>F4 mods still are: coom, tacticool trash from cowadooty, another stalker/metro overhaul +Embarrassing +--- 635121256 +>>635118791 +Good. +--- 635122645 +>>635087987 (OP) +>shadman +--- 635122807 +>still no complete overhaul which turns the game into stalker +no it still sucks +--- 635123141 +Why are Asians(chinks/gooks), so predisposed to BBC posting? diff --git a/v/635088679.txt b/v/635088679.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..e2d3f85b0d0538784cdec4e5836a38b26c7ee649 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635088679.txt @@ -0,0 +1,259 @@ +----- +--- 635088679 +Playing this game, an hour-ish in. So far it's absolutely shit. If it stays this way, I swear I'm never playing a fucking western game again <.< +--- 635089931 +I gave up after 36 minutes but I could have sworn I was playing it for 2 hours. It's a very slow paced walking sim that feels clunky, is pretentious as fuck, has the most bare bones combat and the puzzles are shit. +--- 635091052 +>>635089931 +apparently I played 72 minutes. Gave up so I could refund this absolute shit game. Holy fuck, I hate the west so much it's unreal <.< +--- 635091236 +>>635088679 (OP) +western games: tranny dev made ugly females, ugly stories bout le mental health, bad music, retarded realistic aesthetics without any style to them, mocap based aimations and character models. + +just let western devs die out they deserve no demand, no work, nothing. I hope you pirated it. +--- 635091389 +>>635091236 +I wasted $7 on it. But I literally just requested a refund. Hopefully those jews give it to me. +--- 635091546 +>>635088679 (OP) +>I swear I'm never playing a fucking western game again +so no GTA or Red Dead? No Gaylo or Cowa-dooty? Not gonna play any other FPSs which are all western dev games? Was it azn devs that made Holoknight or Shovel Knight? Isnt nearly every Metroid Vania western developed? Yeah your a moron. +--- 635091906 +>>635091546 +I haven't played a single western game since Skyrim in 2011. This was my first one in a while, and it was the kind of absolute garbage I expected. Yes. I'm never playing western garbage ever fucking again. +--- 635092026 +>>635091906 +Don't play AA/AAA shit next time. +--- 635092049 +Mount and Blade Viking Conquest is a based western game +--- 635092128 +>>635088679 (OP) +>Playing this game, an hour-ish in. So far it's absolutely shit. If it stays this way, I swear I'm never playing a fucking western game again <.< +but here you are still playing it and even making a thread about it to discuss it with others. Admit it anon you think Senua is cute and you enjoy playing her game +--- 635092249 +>>635088679 (OP) +It's just one LSD trip after another. I don't get why some people claim to like it. +--- 635093949 +>>635092249 +literally this. +>is that...MUH HECCIN MENTAL HEALTHERINO?!?!?!? +>OMG 9/10 GOTYYYY +>>635092026 +It's only that case with fucking western shit (and pseudo-western shit like forspoken). +--- 635094226 +>>635088679 (OP) +No one asked. +--- 635094293 +>>635088679 (OP) +I enjoyed it. Played through twice. Combat is shit though. +--- 635096370 +test +--- 635096504 +>>635088679 (OP) +I liked it. It's very cool with headphones. +--- 635096582 +>>635088679 (OP) +I don't think I've ever played any AAA western games, or at least the conventional archetype of one you see everywhere. +--- 635096719 +>>635088679 (OP) +So what is this boy's deal? +--- 635096756 +So why do you guys hate this game so much? +--- 635096781 +>>635088679 (OP) +>>635089931 +>>635091052 +someone got filtered +--- 635097384 +...I can't even begin to imagine the type of person who could ever like this game. +--- 635097743 +The gameplay is pretty barebones shit but the storytelling gets good in the second half. The game is literally just about atmosphere. Requires a bit of suspension of cringe if you hate western storytelling. Better in VR. +--- 635097772 +>>635088679 (OP) +so...is this game supposed to simulate what it's like to be a woman? Because they all seem to act just about this angry/unreasonable/autistic all the time. +--- 635098056 +>>635088679 (OP) +Why wait? It's not like Western games are going to grow in quality. The only good ones can legally drink by now. +--- 635098143 +>>635097743 +imo I liked tre direction from the first minute, its so well made +--- 635099373 +>>635097772 +literally, the more I see of this game, the more I hate women. Is that normal? +--- 635100121 +>>635088679 (OP) +It very much gets by on the visuals and sound design. It's pretty impressively presented for an indie game. +The gameplay is fairly weak, especially considering you spend a huge chunk of the game just walking from place to place and doing the boring symbol puzzles. Then you get shoved into a long repetitive combat sequence. Pacing! There's one or two cool bosses but only because they look cool, not because their movesets or gimmicks are interesting. +I wouldn't say you shouldn't play it because it does have some unique things going for it, but it's definitely far from a masterpiece. +--- 635101075 +I swear, I enjoy KH talking about darkness 10x more than this shit. +--- 635101268 +O.o o.O >.> <.< ^_^ (> o.o)> btw I am addicted to pornography. +--- 635101903 +>>635101268 +/s4s/ is leaking +--- 635101980 +>>635088679 (OP) +Just finished watching the cutscenes. I literally don't understand anything, except for the fact that the game was utter fucking shit, and even the 2 hours it took to watch the cutscenes at 4x speed were worse than wasted. Every single person who worked on this shit deserves to die, and everyone who gave it any amount of praise deserves to die. +--- 635102004 +>>635088679 (OP) +>today I will play pretentious looking walking simulator, yes, seems like my cup of tea +>wait a minute I hate this aaaa /v/ help me!! +--- 635102056 +>>635088679 (OP) +it's literally just what you've already seen for this hour stretched out to 8 hours. +--- 635102410 +>>635088679 (OP) +I like how this insufferable little cunt of a man went from being the guy who wrote FUCK YOU BLEEERGH as dialogue and sniper abortions as what he considered to be genuine drama...to this. He's one of those grifter twats who is trying to be hip by making a game (or rather, a series of games, since Senua is now a franchise) about mental health. +--- 635102552 +>>635102410 +>I swear donte was NOT an attempted self insert +--- 635102601 +>>635102410 +Fuck DmC but it really did seem like he took the themes in Senua seriously, watch the behind the scenes stuff. +--- 635103131 +I wish the puzzles weren't so fucking bad +--- 635103156 +>>635088679 (OP) +show me your katana collection +--- 635103220 +>>635088679 (OP) +There is literally not a single good Japanese FPS +--- 635103346 +>>635088679 (OP) +its a puzzle game with super slow walking. the puzzles arent hard but the walking is by far the most annoying aspect of the game. tons of long walk and the character talking to herself. +--- 635103503 +The game was an okay Zelda ripoff, I'd give it like a 5/10. But the ending is offensively bad, there's no final boss and you just fight waves of enemies until you lose +--- 635103814 +>>635103156 +how did you know I have one? +--- 635105654 +>>635103220 +>Japan +>FPS +What do either of those have to do with the thread? Or are you trying to display schizophrenia with your post? +--- 635106374 +>>635091906 +It's the perfect time for non fag westerners to make video games. I almost started a couple years ago. +--- 635106457 +>>635088679 (OP) +I liked the whole schizo simulator aspect. I'd often stop going one way because the voices would say so making me doubt if it was the game telling me I was going the wrong way or just the voices fucking with me. Also having puzzles be solved by finding random runes in the environment works well with the idea of a crazy person seeing shit that isn't there. +Everything else is rather forgettable. I remember some really dark area towards the end which was just a pain to get through. +--- 635106648 +>>635091236 +>tranny dev made ugly females +Sorry that the schizophrenic woman in a norse mythology setting doesn't look like a supermodel for you to coom to +>ugly stories bout le mental health +The problem here? Mental health is a serious thing that should be taked about. Just look at this board or /r9k/ as an example for what happens when its left unchecked +>bad music +and what are your examples of good music? +>retarded realistic aesthetics without any style to them +don't know if you are colorblind or not, but it's pretty easy to distinguish each games graphics from each other. +>mocap based aimations and character models +the problem with this? +--- 635107004 +>>635106648 +Yea but these faggots always make everything gay and retarded. I have had conversations where people say games aren't art because most people who say that are faggot trannies. Video games were for children and losers then they became cool shortly in the 2000s, then stayed popular but became gay around 2013/2014. I knew a lot of game devs were left leaning but i didn't realize they would turn out to be such faggots. I used to like G4 as a kid and then later i realized that i'm less dweeby than all these people. More Americans/Westerners need to adopt the Japanese style of game dev. Make your games and stop trying to be in the spotlight with their faggotry. I feel like chad in comparison to these losers. I feel like a jock when i see these game devs and game journos. It's hilarious. +--- 635107106 +AAAAAGGGHHHHH I'M MENTALLY ILL!!! +--- 635107319 +>>635088679 (OP) +this thread is filled with adhd zoomers +game is good +combat was meh +story is fine +atmosphere is amazing +6/10 +--- 635107474 +>>635106457 +>Everything else is rather forgettable. I remember some really dark area towards the end which was just a pain to get through. + +fear +of +the +dark + +i actually liked that part +--- 635107695 +>>635091546 +Didnt play any gta , any red dead and any shovelware western trash, you are a moron for being a sheep +--- 635107835 +>>635107319 +>Game is good +>Story is fine +Both are beyond shit. What even was the story? +>Crazy dad burned your mom and boyfriend +>Schizo woman spurgs out for 5 hours +>Ending is fucking nothing +--- 635108310 +>>635107835 +shizo girl who thinks shes a cursed (mental illness) and blame herself for the death of her entire village is on the path to save the soul of her husband. + +and then shes facing her inner fears to reach her objective +read wiki or some shit if you need more explanation and next time don't watch podcasts or streams on the second monitor and pay attention to the story +--- 635108947 +>>635107474 +Too much trial and error from what I remember. Doesn't help that Senua has that shit Rockstar style control where the animation takes priority over responsiveness so it's like trying to push around a packed shopping cart. +--- 635109085 +>>635108947 +hmm i don't remember having any problems with the controls, but its been years since i played the game so i might be wrong +--- 635109657 +>>635109085 +It's been a long time as well for me so maybe it wasn't so bad but as someone who hates that sluggish control that AAA loves so much it leaves an impression. +--- 635110748 +>>635088679 (OP) +>game looks trash +>you play it anyway +>WAAAAAH AAAAH IM NEVER PLAYING A WESTERN GAME AGAIN AAAAH SAVE ME CHINKYMAN +nice blog post retard +--- 635112251 +>>635088679 (OP) +>Today I'll play a movie game +>What??? movie game is actually a boring movie game? +--- 635114046 +ooouh +--- 635116204 +>>635088679 (OP) +It's one of these games you play on a Saturday night when you're alone, have absolutely nothing else to do, all your friends are busy, and you bought a six pack for something that didn't work out. You put on your headphones, turn off the lights, and relax for three hours or so. +--- 635117337 +Cmon now, Senua’s design doesn’t scream „intentionally ugly” like Abby or Aloy’s. +--- 635120473 +>>635091906 +CIV4 is the best game ever made. Show the west some fucking respect, slant. +--- 635120513 +>>635088679 (OP) +>playing a Microsoft game +--- 635120579 +>>635120513 +>everybody in this picture is a male +fucking kek +--- 635120763 +>>635120513 +>muzzle discipline +>trigger discipline + +Jesus Christ what the fuck. You’ve got your finger on the trigger of a weapon aimed at somebody’s head. +--- 635121069 +>>635120579 +wait what? +--- 635121126 +>>635121069 +there are no females in that picture +--- 635123110 +Senua is cute and I like the themes it runs with, but everything I hear about this otherwise is that it's only barely an actual game, so that's a big yikes and a hell naw from me famalam. +I don't care for "auteurs" who think gameplay is at best a necessary evil and at worst an annoying obstacle to their vision yet somehow desperately desire to be called game developers. +Too bad, so sad. +--- 635123224 +Read +--- 635123403 +>>635120513 +the screamo band dude on the right about to blow joe rogan's head off +--- 635123468 +You should continue. Senua's life is pure agony. +--- 635123574 +>>635088679 (OP) +>wtf i played movie game garbage and it's shit +Shocking +--- 635123630 +>>635088679 (OP) +The art style didn't tip you off? diff --git a/v/635093747.txt b/v/635093747.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..a95081b44320d7127292105adbb0e3fb925d3254 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635093747.txt @@ -0,0 +1,950 @@ +----- +--- 635093747 +I don't get it. Where does she keep all of these knives? +--- 635095114 +Time stop, rushes back home to get more, rinse and repeat +--- 635095410 +>>635093747 (OP) +Her pussy +--- 635095613 +She's big and the knives are small. +--- 635095704 +>>635093747 (OP) +Under Remillia's dress +--- 635096840 +Unzan looks so cool! +Byakuren is dead! +Nothing happens! + +https://touhougarakuta.com/comic/touhouchireikiden_ch5_4/ +--- 635096947 +Look at this dumbrella +--- 635096965 +>>635093747 (OP) +Apparently she has access to a dimension full of iron or some shit +--- 635096987 +>>635096840 +>nothing happens +FUCK +--- 635097040 +>>635096840 +When is MIMA gonna show up +--- 635097141 +>>635097040 +*MiMi-chan +she has a master plan +>>635096987 +I'm just shitposting, there might be something +--- 635097420 +>>635093747 (OP) +Somewhere on her thighs. +--- 635097486 +>>635096840 +what happened to Marisa and Aya? +--- 635097580 +mgmg +--- 635097631 +Meira balls +--- 635097750 +>>635097420 +Fuck off, coomernigger +Sakuya forever faggot +--- 635097864 +It's genuinely easier for me to find /v/hu threads by searching Meira instead of 2hu or touhou +--- 635097881 +>>635097750 +NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO +--- 635097889 +Thoughts on Maira? +>>635093676 → +--- 635098007 +>>635097750 +Said the capeshit faggot. +--- 635098091 +>>635098007 +Kang is capeKINO, faggot +You don't understand kangposting +--- 635098185 +>>635097889 +--- 635098386 +>>635095613 +melting giantess sakuya......... +--- 635098515 +>>635098091 +Whatever helps you sleep at night, I guess. +--- 635098554 +>>635095613 +I want Sakuya to colonize my continent and exploit its resources and people so much to the point it causes a future economical and societal collapse that is impossible to recover from it by any means all the while she is not held accountable for it at all! +--- 635098810 +>>635093747 (OP) +Knives are not Video Games. +--- 635098965 +>>635098810 +Eiki Pissplosion. +--- 635099470 +AM I the only one that is strangely obsessed with this image? +--- 635099710 +>>635099470 +I'm so fucking glad i don't have a foot fetish like some fucking weirdo +--- 635099816 +>>635099710 +I don't have a fetish for feet per se. I have one for girls exploring their feet and what it means to them. +--- 635099827 +Meira Sukusuku +--- 635099842 +>>635099470 +:3 +--- 635099904 +>>635099842 +NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO +--- 635099942 +>>635093747 (OP) +Cute maid! +--- 635099970 +>>635093747 (OP) +there is only one knife (the one you see) +every time she throws it and it hits something, she stops time, grabs it back and throws it elsewhere +--- 635099972 +>>635099827 +>the symbols changed +MEIRAFAAAAG +--- 635100028 +How do I pirate a sukusuku or a fumo? +--- 635100053 +>>635093747 (OP) +It's just Danmaku, she really only has like 10 knives +--- 635100123 +>>635100053 +Yes. She repeatedly stops time, picks up her knives, then throws them again. Every fight. +--- 635100165 +>>635099842 +all of them should have kaguya's face +--- 635100168 +>>635099970 +>>635100053 +Oh really? Didn't know that. +*writes it down in the Sakuya section of the notebook* +--- 635100204 +>>635093747 (OP) +Duplication. Standard vampire hunter power. As long as she has [P] then she can duplicate her knives. +--- 635100275 +>>635100204 +That ass needs some [P]enis and you know it. +--- 635100386 +>>635100204 +ZAMN Sak you shit out that ass? +--- 635100425 +>>635100386 +2hus do not shit. +--- 635100604 +>>635100425 +>2hus d-*BBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP* +--- 635100613 +>>635100165 +:3 +--- 635100639 +>>635100613 +I HATE YOU +--- 635100643 +>>635100386 +>Sak +You are not best friends so please be more formal when you talk to her. +--- 635100712 +>>635100643 +You don't know whose computer this is. +I can be THE mistress of the scarlet devil mansion +--- 635100807 +Apply things to a 2hu that doesn’t make sense be it personality or otherwise ill start +>yandere takane +Simply retarded as is anything having to do with kappa/yamawaro +--- 635100847 +>>635100712 +>THE mistress of the scarlet devil mansion +It's hard to imagine her use sentences like +>you shit out that ass +--- 635100862 +>>635100639 +It just makes me stronger. +--- 635100894 +>>635100847 +Fuck you're right, Remimi would say "poop" +--- 635100967 +>>635100807 +I've seen the same shit with Youmu when she's a doormat and would likely be a cuckquean to top it off +--- 635100972 +Seija is sleeping. +--- 635100996 +>our le rocket... le kill lunarians?! +>Well, I wouldn't exactly call them lunarians +--- 635101021 +>>635093747 (OP) +up her ass +--- 635101121 +>>635100996 +>pretend +no you draw an edit right this instant +--- 635101136 +*explodes* +--- 635101229 +GOOD MOOOOOORNING /V/ +--- 635101243 +>>635093747 (OP) +She has a set of 3 knives on her but her bullshit time-space powers means she can access every single parallel universe version of them. +--- 635101287 +>>635101136 +You could just for a massage. +--- 635101330 +>>635101229 +It's 1 am....I need to sleep and be in the office by 9 +--- 635101507 +>>635101021 +UP HER ASS +--- 635101576 +>>635101229 +Good morning, cock. +--- 635101583 +>>635101330 +Wing mogged... +--- 635101830 +>>635101229 +It's 10:30 at night. +--- 635101853 +>>635101507 +--- 635102013 +Tewi Inflation. +--- 635102129 +Every Earth rabbit cumflating Reisen until she explodes and flys around like a looney tunes cartoon +--- 635103079 +>>635102129 +>cumflating +I've searched this on google and all I can say is EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW +--- 635103154 +Tewi Explosion. +--- 635103245 +>eirin is an archer +Do you guys think she has sexy back muscles? +--- 635103261 +Which is the primary search engine, touhouchads? +--- 635103308 +>>635093747 (OP) +Her shota sex slave holds them +--- 635103353 +>>635103261 +I use Hakurei.net like any normal person +--- 635103412 +>>635103261 +--- 635103664 +>>635103154 +Tewi Beeeeeeeam +--- 635103787 +>>635103664 +tewi being forcefed fanter until she explodes +--- 635103898 +>>635103664 +No one has such a long tongue +--- 635103982 +>>635103787 +Wouldn't happen. Inside Tewi is a place of dimensional transcendentalism. +--- 635104006 +>>635096840 +>Byakuren is dead! +>Mizuchi was literally beating the shit out of Reimu +The fuck +--- 635104049 +>>635103982 +Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? 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Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? +--- 635104072 +/shmupg/ is laughing at us again +--- 635104080 +>>635104049 +--- 635104097 +>>635104072 +How can a graveyard laugh? +--- 635104115 +>>635103261 +Tor browser? +--- 635104118 +>>635104006 +It’s fucking over, Mizuchad won +--- 635104215 +>>635104006 +Just reread the previous chapter. It was the dumb muslim bitch Ichirin who was smacking Reimu, my bad. +--- 635104747 +>>635100996 +>I thought we were going to explore the moon!? +>Well, technically you're right +--- 635104782 +post a forest creature +--- 635104826 +>>635104747 +Wife on the left +Mother on the right +--- 635104841 +>>635104006 +>Beating the shit out of Reimu +>Not extorting her for intel +Yuuma would beat the shit out of Mizuchi +--- 635104880 +Do the 2hus find human names wierd? +--- 635104885 +>>635103664 +haha piss +--- 635104962 +>>635104782 +--- 635105013 +>>635104080 +The math checks out. Nice proof bro, sorry for doubting you. +--- 635105016 +>>635104880 +Why would human names be weird. +--- 635105021 +>>635093747 (OP) +sakuya balls lmao +--- 635105028 +>>635104841 +>Yuuma would be- +>AAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE is that an autistic little vampire girl who lives in her basement??? +>*jobs* +--- 635105073 +>>635105016 +Before moving to earth I thought they sounded pretty weird but now I am used to them. Maybe it’s the same for the 2hus. +--- 635105126 +>>635105073 +>Before moving to earth +a-alienanon?????? +--- 635105181 +>>635104841 +>Yuuma would beat the shit out of Mizuchi +>Mizuchi travels via liquid +It's literally fucking over before it even began. Mizuchi being a vengeful spirit is a hard counter to 100% of all youkai. I'm pretty sure Mizuchi would even defeat Flandre. +--- 635105204 +>>635105073 +Reisen get off the computer +--- 635105205 +Good morning +I hate the antichrist, who is Chimata +--- 635105210 +>>635098554 +hokma balls +--- 635105245 +>>635105073 +UH ALL LUNARIANS OR LUNIGGERS AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM LEAVE THIS THREAD BECAUSE IT IS FOR TERRA CHADS ONLY. DO AS I SAY OR I'LL MAKE LUNARIANS NASA ONAHOLES AGAIN!!!!!!!! +--- 635105246 +>>635105204 +--- 635105256 +>>635105205 +what do you think of fairies +--- 635105257 +>>635105073 +>Before moving to earth +--- 635105268 +Perhaps the only thing that can beat a vengeful spirit + +…….is a vengeful spirit? +--- 635105370 +>>635105268 +>mima comes of of nowhere +>kills mizuchi in one panel +>dabs +>farts +>leaves +>never shows up or is referenced ever again +--- 635105528 +https://strawpoll.com/polls/2ayLk1B6AZ4 +--- 635105617 +:D +--- 635105672 +In her vagania. +--- 635105718 +>>635105268 +>>635105370 +Fuck you. Bring back Tojiko. +--- 635105742 +>>635105268 +>The Girl Even the Vengeful Spirits Fear +>completely jobs at every opportunity to who is presumably a literal who vengeful spirit +--- 635105796 +>>635105528 +This website doesn't let me vote anymore +--- 635105875 +>>635105718 +Paizuri +--- 635105902 +>>635093747 (OP) +She is stopping time and moving the same knife to a different spot really fast so it seems like there's many of them. +--- 635105907 +>>635105796 +Have you tried not being a felon? +--- 635106202 +All of this could be solved if it was Meira in charge +--- 635106256 +>>635106202 +How do we know Windows Reimu isn't actually Meira? +--- 635106290 +Is anyone itt wearing breast pads? +--- 635106325 +>>635106256 +Meira is a woman and Reimu is on her teens +--- 635106365 +>>635106325 +late teens, bordering 20+s +--- 635106389 +>>635106256 +>>635106325 +>one minute apart +lmao +--- 635106405 +>>635106325 +Reimu is a woman in 1800s Japan standards. +--- 635106449 +>>635106256 +he has a point +--- 635106632 +>>635106405 +Out of 10 +--- 635106737 +>>635106202 + Now you know how Aya was ready to replace Reimu at the earliest opportunity once she was written off dead. +--- 635107024 +Meira Sekibankification +--- 635107304 +>someone’s mom is named Meira +Lol +--- 635107350 +>>635107304 +A noncanon mom? +--- 635107423 +>>635106202 +And what would she do? Just stab a fucking ghost? +--- 635107581 +>>635107304 +who's she do I can fuck her +--- 635108167 +which 2hu narumi +--- 635108318 +Good morning, ballers. +--- 635108325 +>>635105073 +>moonies literally left their shithole to post on 4chan +Whelp that explains why America created the space force branch of the military. Fucking space chinks. +--- 635108326 +>>635108167 +Narumireko +--- 635108390 +>>635108318 +I played ping pong with a friend 4 days ago and I was thinking about the balling stuff. +--- 635108523 +>>635108390 +I'm thinking about Sagume every time I play with my balls. + +captcha: ppkam +--- 635108952 +>>635108318 +Good morning EarthYorehime +--- 635109057 +Have you ever considered this? +--- 635109203 +>>635108523 +Do you often play with your balls? +--- 635109234 +>>635093747 (OP) +SHE SHOVES THEM UP HER VAGINA! +Now laugh +--- 635109271 +>>635109057 +>not the original +--- 635109436 +>>635109234 +Kek. Why are the touhou jokes so timeless? +--- 635109464 +>>635109436 +BECAUSE SAKUYA CAN STOP TIME! +--- 635109497 +>>635109464 +--- 635109545 +>>635109464 +--- 635109579 +which 2hu shits the bed every 3 nights for no explainable reason +--- 635109641 +>>635109271 +saved directly off of the artist's gallery. it's as original as it gets +>b-but I meant the full- +no you said original +--- 635109642 +>>635109464 +--- 635109920 +>>635105028 +Yuuma beat the shit out of Flan in round 2 +--- 635110002 +>>635105028 +Both kneel to Okina +--- 635110041 +>>635109057 +--- 635110167 +>>635110041 +PaintTRACER +--- 635110179 +>>635110041 +>>635109057 +I like fluffy tummies!!!! +--- 635110409 +>>635109203 +Whenever my hand is free. +--- 635110559 +>>635096947 +Kogasa is a good girl. +--- 635110669 +>>635110409 +Even in public? +--- 635110886 +>>635109641 +Yes anon, the original. +Not the "Tummy loop" numbered 2 or the "Breast rubbing loop" numbered three, the original format and gif. +--- 635111165 +>>635110041 +:3 +--- 635111210 +>>635110669 +Especially in public. +--- 635111532 +Where's the Bingo server? +Where is my artificial sweetener pack for my coffee? +Where's the nurse? +--- 635111707 +>>635111532 +I am calling the nurse retiredanon. Have this cup of tea in the meantime +--- 635112018 +>>635110886 +go ahead and post an mp4 on 4channel dot org. +--- 635112139 +>>635112018 +I asked you to do it, you could also use litterbox. +--- 635112296 +>>635111532 +This actually makes me a little sad. +--- 635112405 +Touhou will end one day, what then... +--- 635112441 +>>635112405 +marisa tulpa +--- 635112460 +>>635112405 +Only /jp/ +--- 635112589 +>>635112460 +I used to erp there… +--- 635112647 +>>635093747 (OP) +she stops time and goes to the kitchen at her house +--- 635112661 +>>635111210 +Fucking pervert! +--- 635112989 +>>635105181 +Yuuma straight up devoured the Yorigami's greed and got them to leave, I'm sure Yuuma could just eat Mizuchi's hate and that'd be that +It's not like Yuuma is a stranger to vengeful spirits, she's a hell bigshot +--- 635113080 +>>635112405 +Lits of drinking. +--- 635113424 +I wish there was a Touhou character to tardwrangle me. I'm too retarded to live by myself someone please help me. +--- 635113606 +>>635113424 +Post things that you struggle with and your lovely /v/hu friends might give you some advice. +--- 635113693 +>>635108318 +Good morning Meira +--- 635113993 +>>635113424 +Kasen +--- 635114131 +are all touhou fans gay as fuck and simply like dressing up in womens clothing? +--- 635114146 +>>635112405 +It won't end. ZUN will sell it to Disney to cover his pachinko debts. Then Touhou will finally achieve its full potential. +--- 635114161 +>>635114131 +Only the secondaries that loves mostly the manga +--- 635114185 +>>635114146 +Why do blackhus lack their natural hair color? +--- 635114303 +Touhou will has and will outlive several Anons +--- 635114323 +>>635114161 +I like the manga and i don't care for cosplay +--- 635114383 +>>635114303 +*break zun's fingers* +what now +--- 635114385 +>>635114323 +Okay sissy whatever you say +--- 635114450 +STORM! EARTH! HAVING LEFT THE LAND NIGIHAYAHI LOVED, THE HOLY MAIDEN GUARDING THE CROWN PRINCE ON HIS WAY TO TAO'S ENLIGHTENMENT, I, MONONOBE NO FUTO, HAVE NOW APPEARED! +--- 635114453 +>>635093747 (OP) +she fetches them from a sack behind a rock when she stops time +--- 635114503 +>>635114185 +because diversity demands to conformity +darkies have 1 hair color +--- 635114608 +>>635105268 +well, all supernatural shit in gensokyo is powered by belief, so just call 'em fake and gay +they'd cease to exist +--- 635114668 +>>635105268 +Or the dick, nothing beats the dick +--- 635114770 +>>635114450 +>STORM, EARTH +AND FIRE +HEED MY CALL +--- 635114791 +>>635114668 +There's another d word to deal with vengeful spirits +--- 635114847 +>>635103664 +Draw Konrad Curze teaching Kogasa on how to be scary. +--- 635114850 +>>635114791 +Dildo +--- 635114934 +>>635114847 +Kogasa can't be scary, she's to cute +--- 635115004 +>>635114847 +Kogasa is for Khorne +--- 635115108 +One day ZUN will die of liver failure, what then? +--- 635115140 +>>635111532 +:( +--- 635115153 +>>635115108 +Touhou public domain +--- 635115161 +>>635115108 +This >>635112460 or this >>635114146 +--- 635115164 +>>635114791 +Despacito? +--- 635115247 +>>635115004 +But imagine the wacky adventures where Kogasa's dumb optimism slowly cures Curze's brain rot while Curze help Kogasa becomes more successful in life! +--- 635115394 +Have you taken your medicine today? +--- 635115482 +Why didn't he give us the PC98 remakes? +--- 635115531 +>>635115394 +Autism Spectrum Disorder cannot be cured or even suppressed with medication. +--- 635115592 +>>635115482 +>he +Anon... Jynx isn't a man. +--- 635115654 +I spent all night not sleeping masturbating to fucking PARSEE of all 2hus for some reason +--- 635115679 +>>635115654 +Draw pregnant Parsee with a ring on her finger because you're married to her now. +--- 635115712 +>>635115679 +>marrying a menhera +--- 635115723 +>draw +--- 635115743 +>>635115712 +Yes. +--- 635115772 +>>635115743 +You have no idea what dating a jelaous menhera is like +--- 635115780 +>>635115531 +https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/33132781/ +--- 635115867 +>>635115772 +>knowing what dating is like +GTFO normalfag +--- 635115871 +>>635115780 +>autism is a piss fungus +Something doesn't seem right about this study +--- 635115876 +>>635115780 +why do you even have that bookmarked +--- 635115940 +>>635115247 +One day it will all be too much for Kogasa and she'll slaughter the village children picking on her. Covered in entrails, she will hear the voice of Khorne and embrace mindless savagery. +--- 635115948 +>>635115867 +I miss her. +--- 635116046 +>>635115948 +Get +The +FUCK +Out +--- 635116137 +>>635116046 +Achsuhally there are more virgins on the planet than nonvirgins so that means virgins are the normalfags. +--- 635116264 +>>635116137 +OHNONONONO +VIRGINKEKS WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS??? I THOUGHT WE WERE SPECIAL??? +I seriously doubt it +--- 635116369 +Are you a virgin? What's your favorite touhou game? +--- 635116448 +>>635115876 +Someone posted it and i found it amusing + +>>635116369 +Yes, Subterranean Animism or Mountain of Faith +--- 635116478 +>>635116369 +Yes. PCB. +--- 635116597 +>>635116369 +Yes PoDD +--- 635116615 +>>635116597 +Yumemiposter... +--- 635116671 +what would you do with smol alice +--- 635116716 +>>635116671 +Restore only her boobs to their original size +--- 635116814 +https://catbox.moe/c/js08p2 +Just remembered someone months ago mentioned fairies cumming on Cirno's thick brows. +--- 635116820 +...!! +--- 635116938 +>>635116820 +--- 635116940 +>>635116814 +>https://catbox.moe/c/js08p2 +That's a little pedo. The futa makes it less pedo but it's still pedo nonetheless. +--- 635117041 +>>635116820 +>alice in mirror +Me. +>mirror +Pornography of Touhou characters. +>alice outside of mirror +Video games. +--- 635117114 +>>635117096 +Stop masturbating to guro +--- 635117129 +>>635116940 +What would (You) prefer then? +--- 635117160 +>>635116938 +--- 635117171 +>>635097750 +>>635098091 +embarrassing white kid energy coming from you +--- 635117208 +>>635116671 +Find a smol shovel +--- 635117212 +>>635116369 +No. +Phantasmagoria of flower view. +--- 635117238 +Bring me your most powerful 2hu or Hina will eat your soul. +--- 635117259 +>>635117171 +anon we are in a 2hu thread. +--- 635117317 +>>635117238 +--- 635117350 +>>635117238 +--- 635117393 +>>635117350 +I could defeat that. +--- 635117414 +>>635093747 (OP) +--- 635117460 +>>635117129 +I like fairies in cute situations, not lewd ones. +--- 635117467 +>>635117393 +>I could defe- +--- 635117475 +>>635117238 +--- 635117628 +>>635117238 +--- 635117852 +>>635117238 +Bwuh +--- 635117991 +>>635117852 +Lewder than lewd pink! +--- 635118113 +>>635117991 +Aerd.... +--- 635118654 +>>635117991 +Both Urumi and Miyoi have it easy, with relatively low artcounts. They didn't work for it! +--- 635118702 +>>635117991 +can I get a tier list sorted by percentage of NTR? +--- 635118825 +>>635117991 +When was this data gathered? Was it after the one artist who used to exclusively draw Medicine being gangbanged by fat futas nuked his account? +That should have bumped her % up at least a little more than that. +--- 635119070 +>>635117991 +15% +--- 635119130 +>>635118825 +April 2023 +--- 635119261 +>>635104072 +It can be, they still have to clear their first loop of eSPeen celebs highscore faggotry +--- 635119289 +>>635116369 +Yes. +EraTohoTW Also SA +--- 635119704 +>>635117991 +>>635118654 +>>635119070 +34.17% +Kneel right now. +It's because one guy keeps drawing her getting spanked. His most recent drawing of her is from this month, so this number will likely still increase. +--- 635119828 +>>635118654 +Wanna fuck this cow, my cow wife +--- 635119930 +>>635117991 +>Lewder than lewd pink! +Maybe. +--- 635119973 +>>635117542 +What the fuck was Flan's problem in this doujin +--- 635120603 +>>635114450 +I can't overstate how much I LOVE Futo! +--- 635120608 +>>635119070 +Green Alice. +--- 635120628 +>>635098810 +Actually, Eiki-sama, knives are a commonly used weapon in many different video games +--- 635120734 +>>635120603 +--- 635120764 +>>635120734 +FOOL! Futo will not be laid low by such pathetic blows! +--- 635120773 +>>635120603 +How much you love FUTA?! Bro, tmi +--- 635120817 +>>635100604 +based shitposter +--- 635120819 +GOOD EVENING +--- 635120829 +>>635120773 +I would LOVE Futo even if she was a FUTA. That's how much I LOVE Futo! +--- 635120878 +>>635120819 +KutaYochananon? +--- 635120890 +Hatate is a hime, therefore she has beautiful and big wings. +She just doesn't wear them cause she's a NEET +--- 635120943 +>I would LO- + +SKRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTT +--- 635120953 +will you survive? +--- 635120981 +>>635112405 +Fan works. Zun has stated he wants the series the be entirely public domain after his death. +--- 635121034 +>>635117991 +Sumisexo... +--- 635121073 +I love Hatate's FUTA COCK +--- 635121156 +>>635120953 +I fear yukari +--- 635121187 +>>635120890 +Her wings had to be amputated after complications from her stage 3 diabetes from her unhealthy lifestyle. +--- 635121210 +>>635120953 +>no Yuuma or UM cast yet +Spacezin is snoozing +--- 635121243 +>>635120943 +So here I am... +--- 635121356 +>>635093747 (OP) +Where did Dio keep his? +--- 635121409 +Can 2hubros help me out find a specific image? +It's a Keiki image with semi-realistic artstyle. She's sculpting while she holds one of her chisel in her mouth, and she wears a rather blank expression, or focused. +I couldn't find it on google and safebooru. It's probably on danbooru but I didn't found it either under specific tags and browsing through hundred of pages would take an entire day. Same with Pixiv. +Thanks in advance, anons. +--- 635121539 +>>635121210 +He's drawn goate at least +--- 635121547 +>>635121409 +This one, leatherman? +--- 635121698 +>>635103664 +fanter +--- 635121745 +>>635120953 +I am not confident I would +--- 635121795 +>>635093747 (OP) +She hand-forges them in the stopped time +--- 635121808 +>>635121547 +Nope +Here's the ultra-lowres version +--- 635121836 +>>635121356 +Is this for real? He grabs them off a restaurant table seconds before the iconic scene. He can be then seen with them tucked under his belt. +--- 635122075 +>>635121808 +Found it +--- 635122383 +>>635120819 +Good morning. I can't sleep. +--- 635122497 +>>635122075 +Thanks anon! +--- 635123093 +It's not morning. +--- 635123196 +>>635123093 +skill issue +--- 635123250 +>>635123093 +It is. The counter strike source server is now offline. Please go to the office. +--- 635123267 +I love Urumi +--- 635123414 +>>635123250 +>counter strike source server +WHERE IS IT?? +--- 635123471 +>>635123414 +/v/ please be quiet you're gonna wake my little sister. She's sleeping comfortably in her cute Clownpiece jammies and it's bad to wake sleeping children. +--- 635123525 +>>635123093 +Morning doesn't even exist. +--- 635123552 +>>635116369 +No +LoLK diff --git a/v/635095340.txt b/v/635095340.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..9a30e0ad2c2461c26f7b627457fd96b0360cadce --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635095340.txt @@ -0,0 +1,504 @@ +----- +--- 635095340 +things in games you hate +--- 635095571 +Fuck, I want to play a game with the Wind Fragment now. I bet it has some trick to beat out the weapon break con, like it doesn't apply to dodges or something. +--- 635096003 +>>635095340 (OP) +How is Sturdy Sword not the easy winner? 1% damage to all nearby enemies is garbage in any game, and it's merely conditional. +--- 635096116 +>>635096003 +That's the point. +There are so many cases of special gimmicky weapons being garbage in comparison to boring, standard weapon. +--- 635096743 +spears are reddit +--- 635096963 +>>635096743 +Do you have a source for that? +--- 635097116 +>>635096963 +--- 635097163 +>>635096116 +there are also a million cases of special gimmick weapons being so much stronger than you can't play a vanilla weapon because they are just way worse and why would anyone want less complexity on a certain build? +--- 635097463 +>>635095340 (OP) +Dagger of Denial might be okay if the 1% was %HP damage. +Wind Fragment is fun and obviously just a numbers issue. +--- 635097893 +>>635096743 +--- 635097960 +>>635096743 +--- 635098124 +>>635095340 (OP) +>get a quest to fetch 10 bear asses +>fought bears for the last hour +>have to find new bears because ass items will only spawn in their inventories after you get the quest + +>there's only a 33% chance to get a bear ass out of a bear + +>bear asses are a powerful crafting ingredient and you can only find a limited amount of bears in the game +--- 635098261 +>>635096743 +They're for untrained peasants and poorfags, so correct. +Axes, swords, maces>spears. +--- 635098315 +When games pretend they balanced shit. +--- 635098490 +>>635098124 +>accidentally collect 10 bare asses +>accidentally cum +>stabbed by goblin during post nut clarity +>die +>bastard loots my pants +>I am now part of the bare ass cycle +--- 635098530 +>>635096743 +True, I mean except for the Halberd. The halberd’s are cool... +--- 635098632 +>>635098124 +This but it's one rare item on a raid boss and has limited encounters per day. +--- 635098685 +>>635096743 +I bet you feel stupid now, chariotfag +--- 635098812 +>>635098261 +I watched a historical and martial break down on ancient weapons once. Out come was basically swords are a good all round weapon, axes were often improvised weapon that were just slower, maces as expected were only great against armor, and spears were actually pretty damn effective because their reach making them good at longer attacks and keeping opponents out of range of hitting you while still pairing well with a shield. +--- 635099087 +>>635098315 +Unlimited dashes is the winner right? +--- 635099154 +>>635098124 + +>"bring me 10 bear asses!" +>okay easy, theres always bears over there.... +>what the fuck now theres no bears anywhere.... +--- 635099203 +>>635095340 (OP) +Wish more games dabbed on the overdesigned faggot weapons. I actively chose the worse weapon if the alternative is to look like Justin the hedgehog's equally OC cusin. +--- 635099256 +>>635099087 +Yeah, it's not even close. Ogre is a freekill and Atlas is only ever situationally good +--- 635099337 +>>635099203 +This but only for games with guns in them. +--- 635099351 +>>635097893 +I had a sensible chuckle over this image. +--- 635099427 +>>635095340 (OP) +Wind fragment is the best if you can get your damage from other pieces of gear / +--- 635099542 +>>635099203 +This is you +--- 635099985 +>>635099542 +I am less of a faggot but in DaS1 Dark Magic scaled with your catalyst's physical scaling meaning you can just walk up to someone with 90% magic resist and tear them apart by ripping dark bead from their ass like a beyblade ripcord. That's fun off-meta shit. This image is made by a faggot who would rather games have content be removed from the game because nobody used it. A complete metaslave incapable of playing a video game without consulting a youtuber. +--- 635100093 +>>635096743 +spearbros... he got us good.... +--- 635100250 +>>635098124 +>you already had 10 bear asses +>you have to collect 10 NEW ones before the quest updates and lets you turn them in +--- 635100332 +>>635096116 +>>635097163 +It is very hard to make a game where "standard" weapons are balanced against gimmick ones. Either your gimmicks are straightforwardly effective and so every gimmick "unique hero gun" rarity weapon is a straight upgrade over mundane choices, or the gimmicks are all useless and mundane weapons perform better on average. + +If you tried to make some gimmicks useful and some not, the meta would still revolve around getting the most efficient set of gimmicks or sets of weapons that have those useful gimmicks. ie Borderlands syndrome. +--- 635100335 +>>635100093 +at least people know you, daggerbros never had a chance... +--- 635100364 +>>635095340 (OP) +>You can learn skills from enemies +>Some of these enemies only appear a limited number of times +--- 635100430 +>>635097163 +I'm thinking of borderlands 3 where some weapons are unique because they have interesting mechanics that are unlike any normal gun and some weapons are 'unique' because they have +1000% crit damage modifier on a sniper rifle or +500% raw damage on a shotgun. +--- 635100579 +>>635097960 +Go back +--- 635100709 +>>635098315 +But there is nothing seriously wrong with your pic. Without the context all three look like viable choices. +--- 635100839 +Basically if you're good at video games, builds that give raw stats will make you overpowered. For example 10 int 100 strength barbarian with a random looted sword vs 100 int mage who grinded the game for 500 hours and knows how to minmax his class and has the best spells in the game aaaand he's dead because the 100 strength guy is good at video games and he just chose a build that lets him use raw skills without worrying about anything else +--- 635100852 +>>635097163 +This is fine. +The way I see it — if the weapon/build wants you to jump through many hoops to capitalize on it's special feature, then this feature better be powerful. Otherwise I'll just use more reliable option even if it's weaker. +--- 635100879 +>>635098315 +Isn't that just titanfall, you even gave then the same names. +--- 635100995 +>>635100364 +>one skill exists that makes a good deal of bosses easy +>only exists from one enemy +>that you have to defeat in a certain way +>during a timed escape sequence +>and you have to have your character rolling a specific class +>can miss running into it entirely if you don't kill his minions first + +Go screw yourself FF5. You and your death claw. +--- 635101231 +>>635100879 +Yes, it is. It's pretty damn obvious, anon. +--- 635101284 +>>635100709 +Then you haven't really played Titanfall. +--- 635101289 +>>635095340 (OP) +Any weapon that's like: +>Does double damage when you're below 50% health. +I never want to be below 50% health. This power is only useful for speedrunners so they can one-cycle the boss while dodging every attack. +--- 635101341 +>>635095340 (OP) +My time spent with terraria tells me anything but sturdy sword is a waste of time +--- 635101345 +>>635099918 +Nah, do this instead. Make them all virtually the same stats as well. +--- 635101430 +>>635100579 +To where +--- 635101674 +>>635097893 +Lol +--- 635101720 +>>635100852 +if it was "a bit weaker" thats fine, if you aren't willing to fulfill extra conditions then it makes sense +but in the games where this happens its not like its +5% damage or even +10% +its like +40% damage difference if u want to use something vanilla, its something so massive that its completely unviable to not have to fulfill the extra conditions of something + +I wish it wasn't the case, but there are just a lot of games like this +--- 635101778 +>>635099918 +The sweet spot is top's with enchanments/modifiers that provide bottom's buffs +--- 635101796 +>>635095340 (OP) +At least in path of exile all that weird shit lets you do infinitely many builds. +Like look at this shit. You can take a normal skill that simply teleports you to an enemy with a 3 sec cooldown into this shit +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3P_Bfgb0opE [Embed] +--- 635101938 +>>635099542 +I'm not an insecure faggot who needs to play competitive online multiplayer games to feel validated by "beating real people" +Single player or co op games only for me. +--- 635102032 +>>635101284 +I have. That's why I said "without context". Depending on how your enemies are balanced all three might be viable. +Compare it with OP-pic, where both gimmick choices are clearly bad no matter where you put them. +--- 635102074 +>>635101487 +It only nullifies 5% of healing. So to nullify 50 heal you would need to heal for 1000. +So you healed that enemy by 950 so you could do your AOE. +Assuming you cast that 1000 heal again it would only AOE for 10 damage. +You'd be better off just hitting them for 50 damage and healing yourself for 1000. +--- 635102154 +>>635099985 +no it fucking didn't u retarded fuck +the str and dex scaling were minimal as fuck because catalysts had like D scaling +30 int did more damage than 99 str and 99 dex combined u dumb fuck, most catalysts didn't even HAVE str or dex scaling + +and ds1 doesn't have percentage damage reduction, it has flat damage reduction so stacking the same type is damage is better, dark magic was busted as fuck because all of them did multiple hits that all had full scaling, full int scaling + +u are literally the picture getting ur ass blasted trying to play a str dex wizard with 99 str dex when 30 int would do the same damage +no, I don't care that u invaded literal pve players with 20 vit and were able to kill them, they died from the base damage of the spell, not from ur str and dex + +absolute fucking moron +--- 635102942 +>>635101289 +actual fire sword because it works well with oil debuffs and as a sidearm for a pyromancer +also split damage sucks in most games because they calculate resistances seperately +>enemy has 100 fire and 100 physical resistance +>first and lasts swords do 100 damage +>split damage sword does 0 +--- 635102956 +>>635102032 +>might be viable +Stryder is strictly the best Titan chassis, it's even the one that is most maneuverable and doesn't do that retarded drag and slide thing other Titans do. Ogre is near worthless and only ever becomes threatening when its core is up but even you can just wait it out. +--- 635103107 +>>635101289 +Only time I've seen this be good is Red Skull in Slay the Spire. Only Ironclad can find it and he loves cards that hurt him for damage, so getting another benefit from that is great. Plus it's very important to end fights as fast as possible in that game. Having more health isn't helpful if you're going to be killed in one-turn anyway. +--- 635103743 +>>635103107 +Slay the Spire is rather unique in that regard because of block as a mechanic. You take damage gradually over time in chips, so you can spend a lot of time underneath 50% max health without it being outright lethal to you, depending on your deck or the artifacts you've picked up. +--- 635104157 +>>635097893 +--- 635104457 +>>635097893 +>>>635099351 +I lost my shit... might be time for bed. +--- 635104607 +>>635101345 +There is something about the partisan that just feels right to me. +--- 635104727 +>>635104607 +For me, it's pic. +--- 635104931 +>>635104727 +Thats a Dory spear, right? I do appreciate the dual tip design. +--- 635105328 +>>635104931 +Yeah, it's a symbol of Greek Homeric might. +--- 635106681 +>>635105328 +The greeks love long shafts +--- 635106846 +>>635106681 +Odd because they tend to love the smaller ones on younger boys. +--- 635106906 +>>635096743 +Spears are pretty cool, polearms might've not existed without em. +--- 635106979 +>>635097893 +Based swordposter +--- 635107115 +>13% chance on crit to take 6% less fire damage from debuffs for 3.5 seconds +--- 635107180 +Grand Mace +--- 635107285 +>>635106906 +But a spear is a polearm... +--- 635107331 +>>635101430 +To reddit +--- 635107549 +>>635106846 +Did they prefer their boys boyish or girly? +--- 635107687 +>>635107549 +When you go young enough the distinction is almost arbitrary. The prevalence of pederasty was from their tribal days where the men would go on hunting or training trips and the only sexual relief they had was from their boy apprentice. +--- 635107780 +>>635107687 +I'd like to add that this pederast phenomena is seen universally in warrior cultures, even Japan. +--- 635107786 +>>635101289 +I pick sword because 80% of enemies in the game resist or are immune to fire. +--- 635107813 +>>635101289 +>pick actual fire sword +>next level has fire-immune enemies +--- 635108067 +>>635095340 (OP) +>game has kick ass powerup that rapes everything +>it can only be unlocked or used at the very end of the game (postgame in some cases) +>is treated like a regular item and not some cinematic deus ex for the final boss that you have to use to beat the game +>game has no NG+ or postgame content so you're just stuck in a sandbox with nothing left to do other than 1HKO enemies which you already could've done with regular upgrades +I'm all for rewarding completionists but there is literally no point in doing this if it's all under the conditions I just listed. If you're gonna do that kind of shit then items like Model Ox and Fierce Deity should just be locked to either cheat codes, baby bitch beginner modes, cryptically hidden characters/modes, or a reward for beating a hard as fuck sidequest in the middle of the game. +--- 635108439 +>>635107813 +Good game design would've made you get the fire sword after defeating the fire-immune enemies. +--- 635108812 +>>635097893 +lmao +--- 635111275 +>>635095340 (OP) +how about a simple game where your sword cuts flesh, and a sword imbued with fire does the same but lights them on fire as well +--- 635111792 +autosaving. + +ill save my game when I want to okay? fuck off. +--- 635112001 +>>635104607 +>those engravings give you no tactical advantage whatsoever +fuck you ocelot it looks cool +--- 635112419 +>>635102154 +Manus Cat has S scaling and a base damage of over 200, on any faggy normal cat it's non existent but it actually fucks at 40/16 Str/Int because it is functionally a +0 Greataxe. +And you know what does reduce magic damage taken by 90%? Great Magic Barrier. If you played the game at all when it was relevant you'd have seen plenty of people trying to not get fucked by black magic by using it because black magic did do fucking broken damage. The problem is, Dark Magic is split Phys/Mag damage. You can just get the minimum reqs for it, pump Strength, and have physical damage spells. You wouldn't know that because Ymfah used dark bead with 99 Int and you never fucking experimented with the game. +Fucking pc only secondaries, I swear to god. +--- 635112920 +>>635102942 +What fucking games nowadays do flat defense, rather than percentage based reducing. + +Haven't seen flat defense in what feels like a millennium +--- 635113148 +>>635107115 +--- 635113252 +>>635112920 +Dragon’s dogma is a non strategy game version. It’s responsible for the weird ass roadblocks when you change class to one specializing in the other kind of damage and also the start of bitter black isle. +--- 635113440 +>>635102154 +>>635112419 +And before you faggy ass goes "wheull 50 int is stronger than 40/16 with crystal cat" well guess what this isn't a limp dick caster, it's a fully fledged strength build with dark magic kicker, the dark bead is the icing on the gmw large club r2 dead angle cake (and the dark orb you thought was dark bead because they share animations is the cherry on top but I'll be real i only tried it like twice) +--- 635113881 +>>635098315 +This art reminds me of broquest guy +--- 635115404 +>>635098315 +>>635099087 +>>635099256 +this is pretty much just vanilla GW2 with strider being thief or mesmer and ogre being necromancer +--- 635115803 +>>635100709 +9/10 Speed is objectively better and characters that are balanced around "they have more health" get dunked on immediately. +--- 635115950 +>>635095340 (OP) +Name 7 games. +--- 635116017 +>>635115778 +Blood Time. +--- 635116037 +>>635098124 +>ok, thanks. Now I need 15 bare bear asses, the bears from the rare bare bears rears. +--- 635116080 +Well, /v/? +--- 635116154 +>>635095340 (OP) +--- 635116228 +>>635116080 +Ring of the ringwearer because it's a nice ring +--- 635116278 +>>635101289 +If vidya taught me anything it's that splitting damage is bad. Also elemental resistances are more common and higher than physical res. +--- 635116335 +>>635101289 +fire sword is an obvious noob trap. Pure elemental weapons always are worse than they seem because things will resist the element, and 100% resist to "normal" attack types are usually pretty rare. + +The choice between the pure physical and the 50/50 is tougher though. It would depend on how the damage formula in the game works. For example in a lot of games, having split damage means that both armor and elemental defense would reduce the damage of the attack, effectively making the damage worse against all enemies unless they were specifically weak to fire +--- 635116393 +>>635116228 +Bruh CTFUUUUUUU +--- 635116550 +>>635115778 +Hell with crit build and hope you can just 1 hit everything +--- 635116651 +>>635116080 +>next drop +>RING :^) MAIL +>Unique armor +>+40% max HP for every ring worn +>unwearablefags when +--- 635116656 +>>635115778 +Diamond Luna +--- 635116794 +sturdy sword +because other weapon have shit load of text and i am here not to read but to play. +--- 635116858 +>>635116080 +>puts on ring +>uses 1 slot +>gains 1 slot +>gains nothing else +vs +>put ring on +>doesn't use a slot +>doesn't give you anything +>may as well have had nothing happen +vs +>unwearable ring +>can't even be worn +--- 635116920 +>>635116080 +Ringwearer, of course. +--- 635117000 +>>635116920 +You'd think that for a stock photo they would pick someone with clean nails. +--- 635117057 +>>635097893 +>parent lurking from the door +he must be so proud. +--- 635117152 +>>635097893 +kek +--- 635117249 +>>635095340 (OP) +>water sword +>fire sword +>earth sword +>wind sword +>have to equip it to deal elemental damage +>area has enemies weak to different elements so you don't know which you'll be fighting before the battle +>can't swap weapons in battle or it wastes a turn negating any extra damage you would've done +--- 635117510 +>>635116278 +Ive seen many games where split damage is ridiculously overpowered +--- 635117687 +>>635101289 +Low hp / more damage builds can be really fucking good from my experience +It synergizes with so many things +>self damage +>buffs that activate when taking damage +>heal on hit +--- 635117745 +>>635115778 +Gravity. Shutting enemies down with boomerang spam was my shit in Botw. +--- 635117820 +>>635117687 +For me it's +>Undershirt (if your health if over 1 HP, attacks that would bring you under 1 HP will instead bring you to 1 HP) +>Grit (Higher damage the lower your HP) +>Life Leech +--- 635118021 +>>635095340 (OP) +i want a game where it has modern tripleA tiered loot but actually all weapons have intentionally stupid buffs like "+1% damage on tuesdays" +--- 635118120 +>>635118021 +I'd play it if you'd need to deal with those conditions in order to win +--- 635118185 +>>635101345 +>buy a partisan from my local polearm dealer +>finder out later I got scammed and he actually sold me an ox tongue +NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO +--- 635118192 +>>635106906 +if stick not exist long stick might not! +--- 635118307 +>>635098812 +sounds retarded axes were used mostly by scandis because metal was scarce. maces are unwieldy and spears were beaten by sword + jav tactics romans stole from celts until heavy cavalry became dominate and polearms started becoming required +--- 635118534 +>>635115778 +Ghost Protean +>weapon constantly changing shape, like liquid morphing to reach weaknesses +--- 635118592 +>>635118120 +>build a set that deals insanely powerful attacks only on february 29th +>megaraid boss can only be killed with attacks from people wearing this set +>boss only spawns on full moons +100% speedrun fags btfo +--- 635118630 +>>635116858 +Yeah it's a joke retard. +--- 635118641 +>>635115778 +blood rage and facetank everything +--- 635118980 +>>635100250 +>dropping the items on the ground and picking them up again counts as a refresh +--- 635119096 +>>635118307 +no +--- 635119179 +>>635116154 +Based brainless sissy. +--- 635119247 +>>635097893 +Kek +--- 635120594 +>>635119096 +yes +--- 635121329 +>>635115778 +protean luna. take a readied thrusting stance to give yourself futuresight then thrust + elongate the blade for fast as fuck thrust in the revealed opening from the futuresight. after that you can mold the sword to always point towards the opponent with the shape changing power +--- 635121554 +>>635116080 +stack the first two and hope you get a drop that says +beneficial ability per number of equipment you have +--- 635121694 +>>635101938 +okay fag. +--- 635121775 +>>635100332 +nice reddit spacing faggot +--- 635122226 +>>635096116 +>>635096003 +AoE or movement speed effects couple with other gear or specific builds. +Say you get an amulet that nearly doubles your damage based on your movement speed, an ability that cancels momentum but splashes damage to all nearby enemies based on your damage, boots that give you even more movement speed, and a character build that emphasizes speed + dodge. + +What you end up with is something that approaches sturdy sword in damage but far more utility + "fun" gameplay. +--- 635122816 +Which one /v/? +--- 635123237 +>>635097893 +LMAO diff --git a/v/635096019.txt b/v/635096019.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..417b8be8cdb74bc146d03ddd016a16892d607d89 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635096019.txt @@ -0,0 +1,1567 @@ +----- +--- 635096019 +Try not to step on Janniman's toes +--- 635096162 +>Steps on your toes +--- 635096182 +who would your next navi be? +--- 635096190 +The anime is so different yet so good +--- 635096206 +>Mayl practically lives alone +>Lan lives right next door +>Spends his time on the internet instead of being with her +he's /ourguy/ +--- 635096263 +>>635096241 +would +--- 635096272 +>>635096190 +still on season 1 eh +I remember that feeling +--- 635096297 +>>635095925 → +Thoughts? +Gotta polish the weapons too. Simplify that handle a lot. +Make tail a weapon too? Holo-fins? +--- 635096326 +*farts out a virus* clean it up janniman! +--- 635096328 +>>635096272 +Season 3 now +--- 635096362 +>>635096326 +PROTOBROS WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?! +--- 635096373 +>I am forgotten +--- 635096403 +You get your own NetNavi +Two Catches +1. No Female Navis +2. It has to be themed around a species of Virus + +What virus would you pick for the theme +--- 635096438 +>>635096403 +Zero (forma del Virus) +--- 635096452 +>>635096297 +sex +--- 635096465 +>>635096403 +Adenovirus +--- 635096491 +>>635096373 +>Mary Towa +Don't mind if I do. +--- 635096495 +>>635096403 +HIV +--- 635096538 +>>635096403 +Shanghai! +--- 635096553 +>>635096403 +Sigma.EXE +--- 635096640 +>>635096297 +Her tail could have a solid metallic color and be thrown like a boomerang. +--- 635096669 +>>635096403 +remobit3 my beloved +--- 635096730 +>>635096553 +sigmaballs lol +--- 635096765 +>>635096297 +I'd say the base design of the tail is fine, but if you want to try different things, maybe it look like a boomer but upside down (and laser, preferably) +As for the trident, even if it was simplified something feels wrong about it to me. Maybe it's that it's too short and to use it would require punching like GutsMan but she doesn't feel like a punchy type? I dunno. +--- 635096768 +>>635096297 +Oh hey, that makes for a neat effect. +I was under the impression (from the yellow line) that the tail might already be a weapon. It reminds me of lightbulb-tip sci-fi blasters. +--- 635096797 +with cool angel wings and an edgy face mask +--- 635096845 +>>635096797 +fuck >>635096403 +--- 635096851 +they should do a starforce 4 and have geo end with both luna and sonia, no excuses in a post xb3 world. +--- 635096906 +BN2 done. Over 1000 pvp matches for the secret chips was cancer +--- 635096908 +Rate my folder. +--- 635096915 +>>635096403 +>No female navis +Joke's on you, I'll make it look female and call it a male. But I'd go with the Shroomy series. +--- 635096952 +>>635096851 +Polygamy isn't legal on Earth. Planet F.M. however… +--- 635096964 +>>635096908 +not enough blue eyes +--- 635096969 +Is the PvP exclusive chip autism still a thing? +--- 635097006 +>>635096952 +>on Earth +Actually, it varies by country and while you can only have one legal wife in Japan their society doesn't seem to have a problem with the concept of polygamy. +--- 635097027 +>>635096908 +>2023 +>Still playing Normal Summon Man +It's time to put the Invocations away +--- 635097062 +>>635096952 +I want to be one of Omega-Xis's cum givers... +--- 635097106 +>>635096297 +Tail could shoot a jet of water or seafoam that floats slowly but takes up many shots to destroy. +--- 635097132 +>>635096403 +Trumpetman! With the ability to make Trumpy Symphonies! +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPtKq3uKwrs [Embed] +--- 635097156 +Would anyone happen to have GutsImpact I in BN3? +--- 635097182 +>>635096908 +I can't believe they made it so you can Program Advance using your opponent's chips. What were they thinking?? +--- 635097213 +>>635096403 +Epstein-Barr Virus +--- 635097226 +Bros, I want to keep playing BN2 but I'm worried that multiplayer is going to die by the time I get to the others and I won't be able to get omega navis in 3 etc. Am I retarded or is this a likely scenario +--- 635097260 +>>635097132 +>the buster isn't a buster it's a fucking trumpet +>invincibility on demand +this sounds rather broken +--- 635097305 +Anyone got Number Man or Junk Man? +--- 635097360 +>>635096908 +>No Cartesia E +>No Quem Q +Shit Folder +--- 635097445 +>>635097226 +... Is the multiplayer really in danger of dying? +--- 635097476 +>>635096908 +0/10 +No Sol deck +--- 635097481 +>>635096297 +>Gotta polish the weapons too. Simplify that handle a lot. +This should help. +--- 635097483 +>>635097226 +It'll be a while before that happens, but I bet even then you'll be able to get matches by begging on /v/ or some random discord server. +--- 635097591 +>>635097481 +Damn, this artbook looks so soulful +Might get one when on sale next time +--- 635097690 +>>635097360 +If they made a modern BN would they go full YGO with chip effect text? +--- 635097753 +>>635097690 +I really hope not, the ambiguous 6 word descriptions are part of the charm. +--- 635097831 +>>635097753 +This +--- 635098013 +>farming for ColorMan3 chips +>want to build a folder around ColorMan + +The things you do for love +--- 635098020 +>>635096765 +>>635096640 +The trident is kinda replacing her fist, kinda like a pirate hook. I could push it up further so it's more of a tool instead of a fist replacement. +Maybe Make it a regular trident again? Thoughts, thread? + +>>635097481 +Damn just saw this, so nice. +--- 635098052 +>>635097690 +>anime adaptation has a 5-episode Beastman filler in the middle of an important plot arc +>Takeo whips out this behemoth of a battle chip in part 3 +--- 635098075 +It always struck me as odd that there was never any real crossover between BN and Zero besides having some virus replace enemies in Z3's cyberspace. It just feels like a no brained +>Both series came out around the same time +>Cyber Elves are basically the Classic timeline's answer to NetNavis +>BN had like 3 crossover events with Boktai of all things so +--- 635098097 +>>635097132 +>that video +What am I looking at +--- 635098116 +>>635098075 +Don't forget the Z-Saver chip. +--- 635098129 +>>635097476 +>Django isn't LIGHT attribute +--- 635098224 +Anyone else find it funny that Mega Man fans care about Boktai more than anyone else? +--- 635098229 +>>635098129 +Have you not played 2 or 3? +--- 635098232 +I think you guys are approaching the Splash Woman Navi thing all wrong. She doesn't have to be a mermaid perse. Pharaoh Man and Snake Man evolved considerably from their robot master counterparts. + +Have you thought of making Splash Woman EXE like the famous Venus painting, where she's standing on a giant clam shell? Perhaps we could work off that, making the woman part the "pearl" while also giving her a neat defensive feature. Even Dive Man EXE is only half seen too +--- 635098287 +It's weird, I don't remember the virus breeder being so late into BN3. +Apparently it only shows up in the second to last part of the main story? I thought it was around way earlier. Why did they lock such an interesting and fun mechanic to that late in the game's story? It already feels oddly short compared to 1 and 2. Could have used the Virus Breeder to promote more exploring early on. +--- 635098652 +>>635098020 +Another idea is make it a launchable weapon, like KnightMan's morning star. To keep it from being a straight copy it simply can't be reeled in like KnightMan's. She can instead just form a new one. That would probably place it on the laser trident side like Protoman's and Colonel's swords than physical trident like Knightman's morning star. +--- 635098681 +>Real man falls in love with female friends navi +>Real female friend loves him too +Which is worse, the dude wanting to fuck a program, or the chick who got cucked by her own navi? +--- 635098739 +>>635098681 +I don't blame him +--- 635098763 +>>635098681 +Honestly, I'd feel worse for the chick imagine getting cucked by your own navi + +Guy better hope the bitch doesn't delete her out of spite +--- 635098771 +>>635098681 +>too +It doesn't say that her Navi is in love with him. +--- 635098814 +>>635098681 +pretty easy 3some ending +just have the navi jack into an onahole +--- 635099043 +>>635098814 +Copybot technology exists as of BN6. Regulation will have to be made to get ahead of the inevitable degeneracy +--- 635099108 +>>635099043 +>Regulation will have to be made to get ahead of the inevitable degeneracy +Fuck off Chud +--- 635099110 +>>635099043 +But I want to fuck my own navi +--- 635099169 +>>635098232 +She looks fine as a mermaid imo, she could just "swim" in the air to move around. +--- 635099182 +>>635097753 +BURN TO GAIN LIFE AND POWER +--- 635099290 +>>635098652 +I'll try with something like that and a regular trident. We almost done. +here I wanted to see what she'd look like with both arms. +--- 635099375 +>>635099043 +>Regulations +>Battle Network (Megaman in general really) +Pick 1 +--- 635099408 +>Make it to Duo +>Don't have enough damage to reliably beat him because 4 is insanely stingy with chips and I still have some starter shit in my deck even after raiding the numberman trader for all the good shit +What the fuck is this game man +--- 635099504 +>>635098814 +>big tits female navi +>jack her into an onahole +>fuck her + +Hnng +--- 635099505 +>>635099408 +Welcome to bn4. Where even the final boss is Anti -fun +--- 635099532 +just buster max duo, duh +--- 635099573 +>>635099408 +>even playing BN4 + +You got courage +--- 635099579 +>>635099532 +>just cheat bro +--- 635099643 +>>635099408 +>Entire plot is about fighting navis +>They don't give you chips because plot battles don't have drops +It's insane. +--- 635099650 +>>635098020 +>>635098652 +Or instead of having it on a chain, have it on a pole that can stretch out across the field. +Kinda like Goku's pole in Dragonball if that makes sense. +--- 635099703 +>>635098681 +The navi, who will inevitably be deleted by her owner in jealousy. +--- 635099782 +>results screen doesn't fade away +>slides to the right +is it normal that I get hard when this happens? +--- 635099801 +>>635099703 +Is it murder to delete a navi? +--- 635099809 +>>635099643 +The worst part is that BN4 was the one that came up with the idea. +Plot battles at least gave zenny in 1, 2, and 3. +BN4 could've made them drop chips instead of dropping nothing at all. +--- 635099841 +>>635099408 +welcome to bn4. If you have an unlocked id advise using it on the purple data in acdc 2 for the geyser chip, it deals 200 damage and can actually hit duo. +--- 635099967 +>>635099290 +oh no, she's seducing me +--- 635100003 +Ribbita is sex. +--- 635100005 +https://www.therockmanexezone.com/wiki/Changes_in_Mega_Man_Battle_Network_Legacy_Collection + +It's surprising they didn't censor anything in BN2. +--- 635100024 +>>635099801 +Of course not, anon. NetNavis aren't alive. +--- 635100027 +bn4 is a fucking turd but the final chapter with duo getting ready to shift + del the planet and regal trying to give himself elec style was kino +--- 635100035 +>>635099801 +I don't think so. +In BN6, we see Blackbeard's trial, and his only crime is endangering the lives of the people at the aquarium. +If deleting a navi was considered murder, he would've had an attempted murder charge for trying to delete Megaman. +--- 635100079 +>>635099290 +Why did you have to make her such a slampig +--- 635100101 +>>635100003 +--- 635100105 +I think I've done everything, but is there anything super important I need to do before entering playthrough 2 in BN4? +--- 635100146 +>>635100101 +I-I didnt remember her being so fucking hot in bn2... +--- 635100184 +>>635100079 +Cause that's what Splash is, lovingly of course. +--- 635100270 +>>635100146 +Her original look is pretty cute +--- 635100272 +>>635100105 +Make sure you've picked up every BMD, because some items are only obtainable in NG+ but also require that you picked up their respective BMD in your previous playthrough. +--- 635100273 +>>635100005 +>In the GBA version, the incident music would continue to play after beating the main story. In Legacy Collection, it now plays the normal area music again after you reload your save. Also, the Expo music is restored to before it was revealed to be a WWW base. + +>play BN6 +>go through Expo and Pavlion comps +>save in front of final boss door +>beat respective cybeast +>credits roll, game ends, back to title screen +>click continue +>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSRWKw1jwFg [Embed] +--- 635100312 +>>635100105 +Before you go to game 2 you should +>Get chips for PAs +>Finish the Boktai quest to get the Nebula ID +>Use the ID for the 3 gates in Sharo, ACDC and Netopia +>Collect all B-P Mystery Data +--- 635100349 +>>635100003 +>>635100101 +>>635100146 +>>635100270 +Hey, I just heard about you guys in BN3. +--- 635100354 +>>635099532 +Sending dark chips directly to your house +--- 635100401 +>>635099809 +Zenny would've been helpful since 4's economy is also fucking ridiculous +Want a chip or navicust part or something from a shop? Maybe some HP memory? Fuck you, enjoy grinding in the undernet. Pray you don't end up in the coldman scenario with no money +--- 635100450 +>>635100349 +It's her fault for being such sex +--- 635100495 +>was going to buy aw 1+2 but it's 80 dollarydoos +I'm going to get better value out of of the BN collection even if I've already played 2 and 3 Blue. +--- 635100525 +>>635096190 +The first series is good. Always gets me in the mood to play the games. The later series aren't bad perse, but they go in a massively different direction that's feels like a prototype for Starforce. +--- 635100564 +Does the collection restore deleted areas from 6? +--- 635100607 +>>635100005 +>changed Z Saver to Z Saber +>changed LeaderR to LeadRaid +>changed ChaosL to ChaosLrd +>didn't fix BassAnly +--- 635100624 +>>635096297 +I feel like SplashWoman.exe would be one of those Navistar that would be radically different. Maybe a mix between the og look and leviathan from the zero series. +--- 635100627 +>>635100564 +And from 3, 4, and 5. +They're all based on the Japanese versions of the game, they've just had the English script injected. +--- 635100632 +>>635100564 +Yes +--- 635100667 +>>635098652 +>>635099650 +Trident test first. Wobbly trident head and too short, but segmented like that? +--- 635100672 +>>635100525 +The first series is so incredibly comfy it's hard to describe. Just an early 2000s japanese vision of the internet. From then on it turned into mega man power rangers. +--- 635100684 +>>635098013 +based. i hope Ms. Madd provides seggz for your efforts anon +--- 635100692 +Bros, I get my wagie payment by the end of this week, I hope the threads won't die by then. +Also, are the BN games from 2 onwards (already played 1 on my GBA) playable without any guides? I want to play them blind. +--- 635100694 +>>635100607 +what did bassanly mean anyway +--- 635100720 +>>635098224 +Megaman is the only reason anyone knows Boktai even exists. +--- 635100728 +>>635100627 +>>635100632 + +Beyond based +--- 635100734 +>>635100624 +True, I kinda just love OG splashwoman too much to deviate so hard from it. +--- 635100745 +>>635100694 +Bass Anomaly apparently +--- 635100751 +>>635100692 +Sometimes things are really obtuse, and there's shit you can miss, but mostly yeah +--- 635100782 +What's good fellow netoperators, I'm picking up the grind once again for a few hours before work +200 battles down, we are in the home stretch now +--- 635100802 +>>635100694 +Bass Anally. +--- 635100806 +>>635099801 +Most navis? Nah, you can back them up like any other program, and I believe it's sometimes implied that most navis aren't quite technologically advanced to carry free will and autonomy (yet). +Megaman is a special case, so you could argue murder there. The line might probably also blur the more advanced a navi is implied to be. +--- 635100810 +>>635100692 +If you're just playing the story you don't need to know anything specific. +--- 635100851 +Holy fuck. I miss these games so much. When these came out I was just a kid posting on fucking gamefags +--- 635100861 +>>635100806 +>tfw all MegaMan's cyberworld friends aren't sapient creatures +--- 635100872 +>>635100667 +That looks alright for a shaft. The screw shell pommel is a nice touch. +--- 635100927 +>>635100672 +It has a similar charm to it as the Indigo seasons of the Pokemon anime. +--- 635101017 +>>635100851 +I was posting on GameSpot with a bunch of Gamepro magazines in my room. I discovered the series because my friend at school had blue and my mom mercifully got my a copy of White +--- 635101070 +>>635100861 +They probaly have robot master levels of sapience +--- 635101082 +>>635100672 +I like both +--- 635101125 +>>635100802 +Rockman.... +--- 635101161 +This was a little annoying but not the worst thing ever. +I was getting excited at the idea of damage carrying over but I even got a free refill. Super easy. +--- 635101171 +I wish there was a way to know how many battles are left to level up your style without tracking it yourself. I want to get out of this Bug style already. +--- 635101216 +>>635101017 +>>635100851 +I used to post on this forum, EXEHQ I think. Downloaded the anime eps from there. Thank god it's gone, I can't imagine how embarrassing my kidposting must have been. +--- 635101236 +>>635098013 +Maddyfags are based +--- 635101247 +>>635096403 +I love these niggas like you wouldn't believe +--- 635101282 +>>635101236 +>>635098013 +I always wondered why they had a ColorMan and CircusMan but never a straight adaptation of ClownMan +--- 635101292 +>>635100927 +Hey you're right about that. They have a similar look and feel to them. Were they made by the same studio? + +Also what is it about the exe anime being so full of mayl cunny +--- 635101343 +>>635101247 +I will not give credit. +--- 635101348 +>>635101247 +--- 635101367 +>>635101247 +>wanting credit for ripping sprite art that's not even his + +What a fucking faggot. +--- 635101429 +I have a basic understanding of japanese. How far do you think I can make it +--- 635101442 +>>635100782 +Off to a good start today but probably won't hit 80 battles by the day's end. Can trade this style later if I want after I get my woodcust I guess +--- 635101501 +>>635101247 +>>635101343 +>>635101367 +here you go +--- 635101515 +>>635099408 +sounds like you lack folder building skill and knowledge +--- 635101573 +>>635101292 +Not the same studio. OLM worked on Pokemon while Xebec did Rockman.exe. As for the Mayl service. Nips are just based. +--- 635101587 +>>635100872 +Added a bit more detail. + +Truth be told, >>635100624 +>>635098232 +Are right, but my lust for Splash is too powerful, sorry guys. +--- 635101613 +>>635101501 +Holy shit you're gonna get in SO much trouble for this +--- 635101678 +>>635096538 +Where can I download the most recent version +--- 635101679 +>>635101515 +4 is just a poorly structured game anon, it's not that deep +--- 635101741 +>>635100270 +>fishnet stockings under pants and visible toes +Why is she wearing this? +--- 635101783 +>>635101587 +Not a bad looking trident in my opinion +--- 635101785 +>>635101613 +Please don't call Protoman on me, I beg you. +--- 635101819 +>>635101785 +Protojanny is coming for your ass. +--- 635101850 +>>635101741 +She's Japanese. That's why. +--- 635101857 +>>635101785 +--- 635101904 +>>635101741 +She really likes wearing fishnets +--- 635102002 +>>635101904 +I'm sorry, but this ridiculous detail is doing unspeakable things to my sexual drive. +--- 635102003 +>>635101741 +doesn't matter why, she can do what she wants be she is sex for me + +>>635101904 +>>635100270 +>>635100101 +>>635100349 +>>635100003 +based Ribitta enjoyers +--- 635102042 +>>635101247 +>>635101343 +The notes these autistic people write on these sprite sheets are always funny to me. +--- 635102053 +>>635101904 +Imagine fishnets around her petite breasts and pussu +--- 635102091 +>>635101216 +>pulled up my old GameSpot account just to see if it was still there +>It is +>the last game I was following was Sonic 06 +--- 635102109 +>>635101292 +>>635101573 +>>635102053 +--- 635102113 +>>635102091 +>Sonic 06 +................. +--- 635102117 +>>635102042 +Reminds me of those mugen faggots. +--- 635102125 +>>635102042 +confession time +I made some sheets back in the day and did the same thing +I'm sorry +thankfully, they've all been depreciated by better sheets over time and are no longer in circulation +--- 635102126 +>>635096403 +--- 635102131 +>>635100624 +>>635098232 +It varies, like cutman.exe barely change from his original counterpart. +--- 635102189 +>>635102091 +fuck dude im a ? block and one of my posts on a mmx3 board is somehow still alive after decades +--- 635102195 +Bn2 SSSLicense broke me, I turned on buster max. Fuck 30 fights in a goddamn row. Fuck you Capcom. Open wide and run your tongue up my dick vein. +--- 635102208 +>>635102126 +Based RedBlueYellow +--- 635102223 +>>635102042 +To be fair, I think its kinda died down a lot these days mostly because of simple common sense + +Like if you actually made a custom sprite from nothing then yeah shit's your work but you can't claim something is your if all you did was rip it from a official product +--- 635102225 +>>635102195 +fair, 30 gaters in a row would take quite a while +--- 635102253 +>>635102195 +What is buster max? +--- 635102276 +>>635102195 +Those virus gauntlets are always a pain every time they show up +--- 635102330 +>>635100105 +gotta get into the undernet and do the django quest there do you can open all the skull doors, it resets every playthrough +--- 635102331 +>not saving at the start of BN2, playing through the entire game, beating it and then gospel duping the entire fucking thing +--- 635102357 +>>635102253 +In the Legacy Collection there's a Buster Max option that multiplies your Buster damage * 100. Basically you use it to skip past fights +--- 635102379 +>>635102195 +Skill issue detected +--- 635102396 +>>635100684 +god DAMN 4kids +--- 635102398 +>>635102331 +I just know I'd fuck it all up by accidentally saving when Lan goes to bed +--- 635102448 +>>635102357 +Why the fuck would they add such a thing +--- 635102452 +>>635098224 +I consider myself more of a boktai fan than a Megaman fan. But there's absolutely no way Konami is opening that coffin again. +--- 635102456 +How does BN4 postgame/NG+ work? Can I continue postgame and choose to start NG+ later? +--- 635102457 +Comparison with first sketch. +Was very fun, thanks for the feedback on turning her into a Navi. +Can do a ton more of work into it, making her look less like her normal design too (too sex sorry), but gotta go for now. See you some other thread. +--- 635102492 +>>635102448 +Its better than those dumb in game save states +--- 635102493 +>>635102448 +Basically let's the people who've been playing these games for decades skip the main game and go straight to grinding their pvp folders +--- 635102496 +>>635102457 +slampig +--- 635102545 +>>635102195 +I only used it in one fight. +The double Curse Shield guys. And only cause it was so far in and I got a bad draw on my chips and knew I couldn't kill them that turn otherwise. +Those fuckers both do Geddon so you are left with nowhere to move and then eat your ass before the bar can fill again. +I even kept the PA for Ultrabomb as my main goal for that specific shit and didn't hit it in that one fight. +--- 635102561 +>>635102195 +At least let them have drops. They'd still be tedious but not a total waste of time. +--- 635102568 +>>635102448 +Because emulation lets you speed up the game and it's a bad idea to release a product that is inferior in some way. This still lets people speed through things. And it makes BN1 and 4 a lot more tolerable. +--- 635102570 +>>635096206 +>Her +>Mayl +>Male +--- 635102573 +>>635102456 +Yes you can, but you won't get far because post-game requires you to do 3 playthroughs. It's mostly just a way for you to get everything done in 1 playthrough before moving onto the next. +--- 635102581 +>>635102496 +Yes, but use nicer terms to talk about my wife pls +--- 635102592 +>>635102581 +Fat slut +--- 635102610 +>>635102573 +>It's mostly just a way for you to get everything done in 1 playthrough before moving onto the next. +yes that's what I want to do +--- 635102626 +>>635102456 +You can do the final area up until a certain point where it says you can't save anymore beyond that point. You have to do all your post-game before you go beyond that door and fight the final boss. +--- 635102645 +>>635102456 +Once you are on your third playthough and have gotten all 6 souls you can unlock black earth, after your 3rd playthrough you don't get anything extra from a new game so it doesn't make sense to ever go to NG+4 +--- 635102707 +>>635102581 +I fuck your thicc wife +--- 635102786 +>>635102457 +Quite the transformation. +Great job, Anon. They're both very pretty. +--- 635102815 +>>635102448 +cut down on grind because nobody likes wasting an hour to RNG bullshit +--- 635102841 +>>635102331 +Has such a thing been done? +--- 635102897 +>>635102841 +I wonder if it would make the game crash like never saving in BN5 does +https://youtu.be/-M9e0xcaM2o [Embed] +--- 635103071 +>>635102897 +How does that even happen +What does saving do that prevents that +--- 635103096 +>>635102897 +I don't understand +--- 635103103 +>>635102610 +basically all you need to do is collect the parts for the c slider if you haven't already to access the rails, accessing the undernet via the c slider, and then doing the boktai stuff to get the nebulacd to open all the skull doors. That's the most you can do playthrough 1. +--- 635103147 +Is there a checklist on chips and other things I should get in BN4 before starting NG+? +--- 635103162 +>>635102626 +>>635102645 +>>635103103 +I feel like there's some confusion over what I want to do in the postgame. +I just want to confirm that I can go grab all the per-run missables before continuing to the next game. +--- 635103197 +>>635102841 +https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/561218-mega-man-battle-network-2/79155886 +--- 635103201 +are the boktai quests still present in the games? or does it just give you the chips +--- 635103207 +>>635102897 +Where's the jump scare? +--- 635103214 +>>635102496 +slammanatee, actually +--- 635103232 +>>635103071 +I'm guessing that the space in memory that holds your save data is filled with junk values before you save for the first time, then at the credits when the game attempts to pull all your statistics to show you it ends up pulling numbers outside the expected parameters +--- 635103275 +>>635103147 +>>635090646 → +>>635100312 +--- 635103305 +>>635103162 +yeah just do everything you want to do before entering the "point of no return" part that megaman will prompt you about +--- 635103373 +>>635102897 +kind of unsettling desu +--- 635103404 +https://www.therockmanexezone.com/wiki/Glitches_in_Mega_Man_Battle_Network_2 + +These games were fucking buggy huh +Nips cant into pointers +--- 635103446 +>>635103232 +No, that scene is after the game shows you your stats. +The only thing that happens after that scene is that the game saves. But only after a few more textboxes and dialog. +--- 635103456 +>>635101573 +Post more mayl service +--- 635103469 +>>635103305 +Now you're confusing me, can I or can I not continue after beating duo. I know I'd have to beat him again to trigger NG+ +--- 635103508 +>>635103201 +They've been restored and translated in legacy collection. +--- 635103646 +>>635103469 +You can fight him and go back if you want. The option just sends you back to the last save you made. So you don't have to fight him and go back, just collect your stuff before you go fight him +--- 635103647 +>>635096403 + +Those scuttle things, the mini life-viruses. Always thought those were really cool. +--- 635103654 +>>635102786 +Thank you! If you provided feedback, it was super helpful. +--- 635103674 +>>635103404 +Funny thing is that the english releases fixed a handful of these but now we are getting these back due to everything being based on the jp versions +Never forget you can just erase encounters in EXE4 +--- 635103682 +>>635103508 +very based, im surprised konami went for it +--- 635103771 +>>635103682 +*capcom +--- 635103803 +>>635103674 +Why do nips suck so much at software development +Can they literally not merge the code into kne master version +--- 635103929 +The greatest bitcoin farming scheme +Gonna be richer than Yai by the end of this +--- 635104210 +>Hey, here's this cool new system to let you customize Megaman all you want with cool programs and shit +>Also, here's multiple programs that are mandatory for exploration you'll have to always make room for! +Why the fuck did they think this was a good idea? Just let me have fun dammit. +--- 635104342 +>>635104210 +Its the reason I hate 3 +--- 635104351 +>>635103929 +>Early BN lets you soft reset GMDS +>Undernet 5 casually has ones that has 50,000 zenny in them +Mad lads +--- 635104359 +>>635104210 +PRESS +R +E +S +S +--- 635104678 +>>635101442 +Bros I'm so close +I'm gonna make it so soon +--- 635104736 +do I gotta clear out the shops before bn4 cycle2 too? e.g. for hp memory +--- 635104770 +Did Capcom use the Japanese v1.0 or 1.1 roms for legacy collection? I'm reading about some and want to try them when I get the game. +--- 635104774 +>>635104210 + >Need to use Press +>KTEIUE2D +>Gotta farm Aqua chips +>KTEIUE2D +>Need BlackMind for Undernet quest +>KTEIUE2D +>Oh I need Press again +>KTEIUE2D +>I need AirShoes for this fight +>KTEIUE2D +>Need SneakRun on to farm Navis +>KTEIUE2D +>Post on 4chan BBS +>KTEIUE2D +--- 635104819 +>>635102456 +Here's the thing, if you miss any blue/purple mystery data it's very likely that it will cost you one more playthough to get them since you won't be able to complete your chip library in that playthough + +Also make sure to get every chip from every single virus while you can. Trying to find specific version of virus in 3rd playthrough is insanely annoying +--- 635105369 +>>635103929 +Where? How? I need 20k for powerup +--- 635105380 +>>635102457 +i like her boobs +--- 635105587 +>>635105369 +Undernet 5 +You can soft reset green mystery datas +Be sure to bring untraps +--- 635105616 +I'm starting the third game and haven't used a single Program Advance +--- 635105636 +>>635104210 +>The one romhack that fixes this also comes with random balance changes like nerfing Folderbak +--- 635105643 +>>635105587 +Do I need to bring untrap everytime? How do I soft reset? +--- 635105693 +>>635105380 +Left or right more? +--- 635105818 +>>635105616 +Of course you haven't. Program Advances are legendary and are only known by few net battlers. Slot-in timing is also crucial. +--- 635105838 +>>635105643 +>Do I need to bring untrap everytime? +Yes but Untrap lasts until you actually Jack Out so it's not an issue, specially since they're dirt cheap +>How do I soft reset? +You just save your game in front of the GMD and that's it. You check like normal and if it's not the Virus one (that will turn in the 50000 Zennys with Untrap) you just reset the game. +--- 635105857 +>>635105643 +You should untrap every gmd in the undernet, it lasts as long as you're jacked in. You soft reset by 1. saving before picking up the gmd 2. going to the title screen from the menu where you change display settings and the like 3. load the game back up. Pick up the gmd and if it isn't what you want, go to the title screen again and try again till you get what you want. +--- 635105878 +>>635105818 +bro my breathing +--- 635105885 +>>635105587 +Why do you need untrap if you're soft resetting? Or does untrap give you more money or something? +--- 635105892 +>>635105838 +Anu gmd or a specific spawn? +--- 635105905 +>>635103929 +is this bn2 +--- 635105975 +>>635105885 +Untrap removes the virus battle from the pool. There's no reason not to since it's literally 100z, unless subchips are haram to you. +--- 635105983 +>>635105885 +>Why do you need untrap if you're soft resetting? Or does untrap give you more money or something? +Some rewards can only be gotten if you disarm the Viruses. Stuff like * code Elemental Blades can only be gotten this way +>>635105892 +Any GMD in that speficic area. All GMDs in a given area of the Net (as in, numbered 1,2 and such) have the same possible pool +--- 635106000 +In BN3 when does the element of your next style change get decided? If you've tracked the number of battles since you started working towards a new style, can you save on battle 99 and reset for the element you want? +--- 635106027 +>>635105905 +Yes +--- 635106043 +>>635106000 +When you get a style, it decides the element of your next style change at that moment iirc. So you can't game it. +--- 635106064 +>>635106000 +Elements on style change are completely random +--- 635106070 +>>635096403 +Alphabug +Has a regenerating barrier that takes 3 hits before exposing the core +Machine gun +Laser beam +Lightning +Missile +--- 635106112 +>>635104678 +>Not wood element +Bros I'm about to kill myself... +--- 635106132 +>>635106064 +I know. The question is about whether or not you can game the randomness. According to >>635106043 you can't though. +--- 635106152 +>>635106064 +Why do people like styles again? +--- 635106168 +>>635106112 +>heat +I'm so sorry. +--- 635106171 +>>635106112 +It's over +--- 635106224 +>>635106152 +They're kind of cool in 2, but the Navicust serves a near identical purpose except for charge shot so getting rid of them after 3 made sense. +--- 635106249 +Any Red Sun bros around to give out the navis in the free tournament? +--- 635106260 +>>635106152 +Because semi-permanent changes based on how you play is a neat concept, and because it's in the game they like +--- 635106273 +>>635106112 +Time to start a new playthrough. +>>635106152 +They were a clever yet rudimentary way to make things the player was already doing better, augmenting their play style. I remember I loved my woodguts style in my first playthrough of bn3 as a kid because I was using the buster a bunch so it felt nice. +--- 635106297 +>>635106152 +It's cool to have a "permanent" change to MegaMan that reflects how you play. At least thats the theory. In practice they are too annoying to grind and Custom is way more powerful than the others +--- 635106324 +>>635106152 +Styles are the most fun when you don't take them seriously +--- 635106367 +>>635106152 +Like a lot of features in any of these games, it's a good/neat idea with at least one aspect of its execution that is fucking horrendous +--- 635106369 +I need someone to reassure me that BusterMax is ok to use in the first game. at least with random encounters +--- 635106427 +>>635106152 +They’re a huge upgrade from the armour in 1. It looks cool as fuck and it lasts longer than 3 lame ass turns. +--- 635106434 +>>635103456 +Mayl delivery at your service +--- 635106435 +>>635106369 +Not gonna make it. + +It's fine, even the dev team admit the game is a bit bullshit +--- 635106473 +>>635106369 +It's better than the other way you deal with random encounters in 1, fill your folder with every escape you own and pray. +--- 635106493 +>>635106434 +literally shoving cunny in our faces +--- 635106504 +>>635106152 +They're more soulful than souls +--- 635106518 +>>635106435 +>It's fine, even the dev team admit the game is a bit bullshit +Based on the horrendous balancing (both single and multiplayer) in all of these games I'm convinced the dev team didn't and doesn't know how to play their own games. +--- 635106578 +>>635105636 +>Hack makes press and energy change key items +>Also let's you get ground style in blue +>It's made by a pvpfag +--- 635106581 +>>635106112 +A-at least I have a lot of chips to get rare ones from the trader r-r-right guys?............... +--- 635106650 +>>635106518 +Mega Man's dev teams generally reek of incompetence. They kept switching developers around between games (check out the credits), which is how something like X6 could happen. +--- 635106661 +>>635105693 +left has her boobs neatly packaged ready to be opened, right entices you with that cleavage and makes you think her top will fall +hmm +--- 635106682 +>>635101348 +They don't make viruses like they used to +--- 635106704 +>>635106578 +It's a sad truth that the only people who get upset enough with minor annoyances in games to mod them tend to be pvpfags. +--- 635106741 +>BN1 on emu +>grind 5 stoneman +>run into deepnet +>cheese 10 Gaia3 chips +>1 shot every fight with full screen 160 dmg +I'm having fun. This sounds stronger than buster max. +--- 635106773 +might host an all-airhoc BN6 romhack playthrough on Tuesday night +--- 635106819 +Going for ground style because i never played white before, is it good? or should i just custom like everyone else +--- 635106928 +>>635096403 +spikey because they are cool +--- 635107017 +>>635106741 +10 heroswd +10 fgtrswd +10 kngtswd +--- 635107064 +>>635107017 +10 hersword +10 fgtsword +10 knelsword +--- 635107078 +>>635106819 +Unless you're going for 100% it doesn't really matter what style you want to use. +--- 635107136 +>>635106819 +Do what your heart tells you *sparkles* *flowers* <3 <3 <3 +--- 635107162 +>>635106112 +Can someone trade me a Lavastage chip for BN2 before I an hero this shit? +Playing on Switch +--- 635107218 +>>635104678 +Oh someone else does this? I'm scouring BN3 for the chips I need to complete all program advances. Not sure where I'll find GutsImpact I though +--- 635107248 +>>635106741 +>>635107017 +GutsShoot is a way stronger folder, even if you fail to make the PA GutsMan3 is still 100 damage to the whole stage +--- 635107312 +>>635106819 +Ground Style is good. IceStage works great when you are using the PlantMan + Plasma deck +--- 635107346 +>>635106819 +It is depending on Element. SetIce becomes disgusting because electric chips like Flashman, Plasma, and KillerEye double in power right out of the gate. Or can equip Floatshoes and turn Bolt into a 400 damage nuke. Or use SetGrass to make yourself invincible. +--- 635107349 +>>635096019 (OP) +Generals go to /vg/ and old games(non remastered) go to /vr/. + +Hope that helps +--- 635107380 +>>635107349 +you will never be a janitor +--- 635107404 +>>635106661 +>wardrobe malfunction +Hmm I like that. Gimme a second. +--- 635107419 +>>635107218 +>>635104678 +--- 635107448 +>>635107346 +>>635107312 +i know its rng but can soft resetting manipulate the element you get? +--- 635107487 +WTF nobody told me he ACTUALLY FUCKS THE HOTDOG STAND GIRL. Match NTR was canon this whole time wtf my head is spinning +--- 635107505 +>>635107448 +Element is decided the second you start a file/obtain your previous style. +--- 635107545 +>>635107248 +fuck program advance. i'm just gonna unga +I'll make an actual folder once I can use * chips +--- 635107552 +>>635107505 +fug +--- 635107564 +>>635107448 +Unfortunately no. I tried it, at least on 3. The next element seems to be set even if your style can be changed. +--- 635107869 +>>635106773 +do thursday you faggot +--- 635107928 +>>635107487 +Don't lewd terrorists +--- 635108001 +>Play Blue Moon because might as well try out proto soul this time around +>There are only 9 standard sword chips in BN4- the 3 basic ones, the 3 stronger ones, and then varswrd, antiswrd, and slasher +>antisword is a niche defensive move unusable in 99% of fights +>varswrd and slasher come in completely different codes from each other and most of the other sword chips +>the 3 stronger sword chips all come in completely different codes from each other, except S +>S codes are only available on the second and third playthrough +Unironically what is wrong with this game man +--- 635108051 +>>635106661 +Thanks for the idea, anon. +Have a little doodle +https://litter.catbox.moe/47z5m0.png +--- 635108093 +>>635108001 +>Unironically what is wrong with this game man +Almost everything. +--- 635108136 +>>635108001 +How do you even use VarSword with ProtoSoul? You have to hold A to v input commands but holding A also charges PtotoSoul's stepsword. You have to release A to release the charge but then you can't input commands and you get the regular sword. +--- 635108191 +Var sword is shit anyway +--- 635108282 +>>635108191 +Hold A, Left, B, Right, B, F, U. +--- 635108336 +>>635108191 +>He doesn't ProtoSoul + Double Life Sword command +--- 635108345 +>>635108191 +t. Varswordlet +--- 635108346 +>>635108191 +>having fast access to a 160 damage Herosword, Lifesword, or Sonic Boom all at once is shit +>or a 640 damage sonic boom that gets elemental bonuses from panels in 3 +--- 635108507 +So what does it actually stand for? +--- 635108541 +>>635108507 +Heart bad disease +--- 635108552 +>>635107928 +the crowd literally cheers him on after his plot fails. Match won +--- 635108558 +Heart Break Disease + +Happy Birth Death +--- 635108628 +Is masterstyle the most kino pa? +--- 635108652 +>>635108507 +huge big dick +--- 635108654 +>>635107419 +I was doing mine to count out the battles until a style change but this too is a good idea, thanks kind anon +--- 635108690 +>>635108507 +Hoes Be Dead +--- 635108780 +>>635108507 +Heartbeat Disorder +--- 635108806 +>>635108507 +Hub Be Dead +--- 635108807 +>>635108507 +Herpes-Biting Dick +--- 635108825 +>>635108652 +>Megaman died as a human cause of his huge big dick +No wonder he became the strongest Navi all lust after. +--- 635108907 +So where the fuck is Creamland anyway? +--- 635108940 +>>635108907 +between your mom's legs +--- 635108965 +>>635108907 +wherever Iceland is in our world +--- 635108971 +>>635108507 +Angry Joe +--- 635109078 +>>635107869 +I can do that too, but why +--- 635109080 +>>635108051 +very fuckin nice as always drawanon +--- 635109089 +Capcom... how many children do you think know what the fuck this is? +--- 635109115 +>>635108907 +what I did to your wife last night while you went off to see the mario movie +--- 635109129 +>>635109089 +Wasn't the point the jokes were bad. +--- 635109160 +>>635108001 +my guy with 4 sword, 4 wide and 3-4 long (all S), combined with Proto's 2x damage, you are more than overpowered enough for the first run +--- 635109163 +>>635109089 +this game was made in 2002 you dumb fucking zoomlet +--- 635109196 +>>635108051 +literally begging to have her mommas milk sucked +--- 635109219 +>>635108507 +Hub's Battery Died +--- 635109330 +>>635108907 +Wisconsin +--- 635109413 +>>635109219 +>lol just recharge it for 30 seconds bro that'll be 80000 zenny thanks +--- 635109434 +>>635108051 +also very nice the way you draw boobs, such a good volume to them, like they're firm and keep form naturally without needing some push up bra +--- 635109461 +As a kid I never unlocked hub style. Think its worth replaying just for that? +--- 635109480 +>>635109078 +because I ain't taking being cucked out of any more BN, especially melts +--- 635109592 +>>635109434 +Ty. I aim to make them like you just want to bite them (playfully). + +Horniness aside, do we have any overall sales numbers from Capcom themselves? +--- 635109667 +>>635109160 +But that's gay +I would rather not have the soul system at all if the entire game was going to be designed to lock away the fun parts because one thing you get at the end can kind of cover for all of it being missing +--- 635109823 +>>635096403 +>No Female Navis +Nah, pass +--- 635110129 +>>635109667 +the 3-runs shit is a whole other problem +my point is that as far as souls go, Proto is actually in a pretty good situations for run1 +--- 635110196 +>check gelbooru +>disable safety locks +>check **** animated +>starforce and MMBN on top page +yeah im thinking we're back +--- 635110451 +>>635110196 +uoooh.exe +--- 635110571 +>>635108507 +He Be Dyin' +--- 635111086 +So in BN4 if I didn't get a scenario that makes me clear the snow in Sharo can I just not access the Antenna comps until later playthroughs? I want the Battery NaviCust block for some of the chips I need to farm +--- 635111203 +>>635098681 +CopyBot Chads always win. +--- 635111286 +>>635096403 +ZERO +--- 635111395 +>>635111286 +Sex +--- 635111427 +>>635102570 + +>obviously named after Mail as everyone else is named after internet stuff +>thinks of the trannies + +obsessed +--- 635111550 +>>635111286 +>>635111395 +zero sex +--- 635111594 +is gundelsoul EX not in 5? +--- 635111604 +>>635108507 +Ligma balls +--- 635111657 +What do the patch card souls actually do in 4? Do they let me get souls that rng denied me in my playthrough? +--- 635111958 +>>635110196 +gelbooru has shit tags tho +sankaku complex +--- 635111960 +well at least its not wood +--- 635112041 +>>635111960 +congrats +your charge shot now cracks an entire row +--- 635112216 +>>635105636 +It would be a nearly perfect hack without that nerf, the fuck were they thinking? The RegMem change is whatever, I guess it does make it simpler, why keep the Folderbak nerf in the singleplayer patch when you undid all other PvP nerfs? +--- 635112265 +>>635106152 +I like the style part of the style, where it adapts to your playstyle. +Use the buster a lot, get a style that boosts your buster. Play defensively, get a style that gives you more defense. Use a lot of chips, get a style that gives you more chips. Spam navi chips, get a style that gives you more navi chips. +I just wish the element worked the same. It's weird to have it be random when the other part is personalized. +--- 635112617 +if i woke up like this tomorrow, overall, a life upgrade. this would be acceptable. +--- 635112684 +>>635112617 +how play vidya +--- 635112723 +>>635112684 +new game? mid low on the score board. played it for a decade? mid on the score board +--- 635113337 +If I Full Synchro with my Navi and start masturbating, does that count as sex? +--- 635113759 +>>635113337 +This is not acceptable use of the personal Navigator +--- 635113816 +>>635108051 +Can someone reup this? I missed it. +--- 635113893 +>>635113816 +Sure. +https://litter.catbox.moe/c5xqxp.png +--- 635113963 +>make a bird navi +>afraid of heights +>make a motorbike navi +>afraid of high speed +>make a chef navi +>his taste buds are a virtual biker bar navi roleplay rooms urinal cakes +being able to design people would get really bad, really fast. i know this because i know what i would think is funny +--- 635114056 +>>635113893 +Thanks, anon. +--- 635114310 +>>635111395 +>>635111550 +Please do not sex zero +--- 635114332 +>>635114056 +Anytime. Always share Splashlove +--- 635114381 +>>635100005 +>nation z changed to nation x + +hmmmmmmmmmm......... +--- 635114396 +>>635113759 +Why does every anime have an edgy tryhard with absent dad +--- 635114407 +>>635114310 +imma do it +--- 635114508 +. +--- 635114707 +>>635114407 +Please don't anon, he's already suffered enough +--- 635114715 +>>635114396 +Basic trope. Japan loves that SO COOL aloof trope of the one who's super skilled and has everything together. Because it's an easy writing solution. You have an antagonist for your plucky main character. A rival for them to measure up and catch up to. An expert who has good fight scenes bundled in until the MC can git gud enough to have his own. And you give him a bad dad so he can't legally be accused of being a mary sue. +--- 635114774 +>>635114707 +that's okay, the version i wanna fuck has no memories anyway +--- 635115000 +>>635114396 +Being quiet/stoic and competent is the epitome of cool in Japan. +And everyone in Japan has an absent dad. +--- 635115054 +>>635114396 +the edgy anime rival always has to have a shitty dad in order make the mc realize he wasn't just born an edgy fuck +--- 635115315 +>>635101573 +Mayl's kissable thighs. +--- 635115372 +Have you ever punched a rock? +--- 635115383 +Reminder that the canon elements for each style are: +>HeatGuts +>ElecTeam +>WoodShld +>AquaCust +--- 635115421 +>>635096403 +Mettaurs, gaurd * is all I've ever needed in thus world +--- 635115545 +>>635115383 +and AquaBug. Don't think he ever used ground, team or shadow style in the anime. +--- 635115637 +Why was Ringman made into a girl as a navi? What other robot master should've been turned into a girl? +--- 635115653 +>>635114396 +anon, that's how it works in real life as well +--- 635115782 +>>635115545 +>anime +>canon +--- 635115813 +>>635115315 +wow +--- 635115860 +>>635115782 +The anime only used the elements featured in official art for the styles anyways. +--- 635115874 +which one? +--- 635115931 +>>635115874 +Silver +--- 635116018 +>>635115874 +gold +helz +--- 635116108 +>>635115874 +Hellzzz +ROLLING +--- 635116359 +>>635115874 +You didn't beat the game if you used any of them. +--- 635116414 +>>635116018 +silver is the one with hells rolling. Gold has gun. +--- 635116431 +>>635115874 +Silver because team colonel +Doesn't matter anyway because the toy marketing gimmick for it meant it couldn't be a proper part of the games +Imagine if you actually got that shit by beating Bass, and if it actually worked like the soul/cross systems instead of being a special snowflake thing +--- 635116437 +>>635115874 +gold is the better design +silver is more fun +--- 635116619 +I dont understand how salamander works +--- 635116638 +Tomahawk soul? +--- 635116682 +>>635116619 +Fire in the hole anon +--- 635116694 +>>635116638 +or Tomahawk Cross? Which design is better? I like soul's boots more. +--- 635116718 +>>635116414 +I know +--- 635116739 +Hot take: elemental alignment was a mistake +That shit shouldn't just work like pokemon with generic strength/weakness multipliers on damage numbers, it's lame +--- 635116753 +>>635116619 +make hole on enemy side +send fire into hole +--- 635116758 +for style changes in bn2 (and 3 i guess) do you get custom points for each time you send chips in the custom window? like if i send 3 chips one turn and 3 chips the next turn, do i get 25 points or 50 towards custom? +--- 635116782 +>>635116638 +>>635116694 +I hated how soul looked in game +--- 635116783 +>>635116619 +You have to be Heat style and there has to be a hole in front of you. +--- 635116817 +>>635116638 +>>635116694 +Loincloth and boots ++++++++ + +Don't know why they decided to simplify the designs for the crosses, it's not like the beasts really replaced them +--- 635116865 +>>635116817 +>Don't know why they decided to simplify the designs for the crosses +unironically to save up on space since recoloring megaman's bottom half is far lighter than changing boots like souls. +--- 635116907 +>>635116865 +The GBA and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race +--- 635116948 +>>635116865 +>>635116907 +>SF1 gives you 1 transformation per version +--- 635116961 +>>635116758 +Custom style is almost unavoidable but if you carry a custom style then you can't get another custom so just never delete the first you get if you want to gain any of the other styles. +--- 635117048 +>>635116948 +That's just capcom being jewish. +--- 635117128 +>>635116961 +i appreciate the response but that doesn't answer my question at all +--- 635117170 +>>635117128 +You get 50 points. +--- 635117282 +>>635117170 +cool, thanks +--- 635117390 +>>635116783 +>>635116753 +ok so its basically useless compared to the style chips. the hole really has to be behind the enemy to hit +--- 635117397 +Luna's bare back +--- 635117403 +>>635111550 +How is zero sex any different from what I have now? +--- 635117567 +>>635116961 +Is it a similar deal in BN3? +I got Custom despite spamming Invis Chips for Shadow. If I switch to Normal and grind out my battles, I won't get Custom again right? +--- 635117753 +>>635117567 +You can't get the same style twice in a row. Your element and style will change each time. So if you got custom this time, you'll get something else next time even if you play the same way +--- 635118101 +>>635099043 +>regulations +>in a world that can't figure out how to secure government facilities +--- 635118394 +>>635118101 +Are you telling me that a puzzle which requires running along floor tiles to spell "CAT" isn't top-notch security? +--- 635119294 +>>635106064 +Can you savescum for them? +--- 635119618 +Why are these threads always full of pedophiles? +--- 635119730 +>>635119618 +PANCAKES PANCAKES PANCAKES +--- 635120646 +>>635116694 +>TomahawkSoul +Looks retarded but useful all the way + +>TomahawkCross +Looks better but useless in post game +--- 635120742 +>>635116817 +In this case, it's absolutely necessary. +BN6 could barely fit on the GBA cart. +--- 635120913 +>>635119618 +shota tummy... +--- 635121159 +Is there any benefit to playing 5 on my flash cart over the collection? Like a separate scenario or something? I only ever played double team. +--- 635121310 +>>635121159 +https://www.therockmanexezone.com/wiki/Changes_in_Mega_Man_Battle_Network_5_Double_Team_DS +--- 635121467 +>>635121159 +You can use cheat code to use Souls from other version +--- 635121579 +>>635121310 +>When the NetNavi drops to a low health, a new Danger Emotion can appear where a player can yell into the DS microphone to pick their Navi back up with a chance of an extra boost and a Full Synchro. The bonuses depend on the volume given. +Wow. +--- 635121803 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qns9Q1LIIh0 [Embed] +--- 635122792 +>buster max is literally stronger than debug options the devs used to stomp shit +lmoa +--- 635123202 +>>635122792 +The VC version lets you starts with fucking 600 damage chips on normal mode. Also a sword with 200 damage in star code. That's not any less broken than buster max. +--- 635123589 +>>635123202 +chips are single use per fight and lock you out of using other chips of different codes +buster is infinite use with no such restrictions, and can get even stronger diff --git a/v/635096384.txt b/v/635096384.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..368a2e8cb62747a51461e23ee70237bbca767344 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635096384.txt @@ -0,0 +1,1024 @@ +----- +--- 635096384 +Previous Thread: +>>634940383 → + +>All originally made vidya art is welcome, doesn't need to be requested +>When requesting, post references and names in one post +>Keep it vidya origin +>Have fun! + +booru: +https://vidya.pics/ + +NSFW Deliveries: >>>/i/706274 +https://catbox.moe/ or alternatively https://litterbox.catbox.moe/ + +Drawing Books and drawing programs: +>>>/ic/drawing sticky: >>>/ic/1579290 +--- 635096481 +Draw Gullveig throwing Kiran into a ravine. +But it's daytime, and there's no lava. +--- 635096705 +—• • • • • • +Attention Artists and requesters. To ensure you aren't the request spammer, it's best that you draw a low effort 10 second doodle of your request and attach it to your post. +Remember to anchor your deliveries and upload them to the booru. +And ignore any thread made before bump limit. +• • • • • • — +--- 635096769 +Requesting Carol and Blueberry biting on each others arms, with Blueberry having a chunk missing since he is actually chewable bubblegum. Carol could also be blowing blue gum bubble all smugly in victory. +--- 635096786 +Requesting Mari from Omori (Real World and Alive) wielding Devilsknife form Deltarune. +No dream versions or ghosts allowed. +--- 635096838 +This is a good thread. +--- 635097002 +>>635096443 +>>635087113 → +Smelly cat. +--- 635097017 +>>635096384 (OP) +This Aradia guy is the biggest fucking attention whore, I've never seen someone try to insert themself into the conversation so much. +--- 635097059 +>>635096838 +Explain then why it’ll get <100 responses and be archived + +Your threadwar shit sucks +--- 635097146 +>>635097002 +nice colors :D + +>>635097017 +I'm not aradia but ok, rude man. +>>635097059 +Oh yeah, reminder to ignore trolls aswell ^_^ + go back to your thread. +--- 635097173 +>>635097017 +discord faggotry and relevancy farming. Same old same old. unfortunately he found the secret threads too so there's no escape from the attention starved +--- 635097216 +>>635097017 +>>635097173 +>botfag now just making shit up to blame a different bogeyman +--- 635097274 +>>635097216 +>criticize annoying attention whore +>immiediate "botfag" reply +you ever get tired of just being a loser with no talent desperately trying to force yourself? +--- 635097407 +>>635096443 +have an old denpa draw i did :) +I should redo this at a bigger scale +--- 635097716 +>>635097059 +Because it's a good thread. +--- 635097748 +>>635097274 +Do you? +--- 635097914 +>>635097407 +Why is a giant virus in the sky? +--- 635097937 +Favorite deliveries time? +--- 635097985 +>>635097716 +>>635097748 +eh, keep the discussion going if it keeps the good thread up I suppose +--- 635098105 +>>635097914 +it's the sun :) +--- 635098196 +>>635097407 +That's cute +--- 635098326 +>>635097407 +That last leg of the pier is a bit unsturdy, but it looks nice. +--- 635098663 +Draw her slurping on a big dick with multiple expressions. Like eyes half-lidded and teasing when licking tip, angry when deepthroating, surprised when cum shoots out her nose, happy during the facial.. +--- 635098725 +>>635098196 +thanks :D +>>635098326 +yub, I gotta learn perspective too. right now I'm just trying to get better at making soft lines and shapes. +I really like the fan art this game gets, another motivator for me +https://teu-san.tumblr.com/ +--- 635099498 +>>635098663 +ya might wanna link a doodle with that bro. bot is known for requesting these characters as well +--- 635099813 +>>635097274 +>Immediate seething response +>ESL +Retarded Pedobot +--- 635099834 +Drawing Scorn Guy and Dark Samus together is fun : ) +--- 635100315 +Hope you all had a nice one. +--- 635100420 +>>635100315 +Beeg maid milkers +--- 635100441 +drawing carmelita fox is fun +--- 635100456 +>>635100315 +Mariel eres un idiota en serio. Este thread fue hecho por el pibe que siempre se queja de ti y el Miqotefag. Sinceramente no me sorprende eres un contratista con el cerebro de un chicharro. +--- 635100738 +>>635096481 +>>635096705 +I slapped a little doodle into mine, but it's late on a Sunday, so maybe I'll make it more defined later. +--- 635100780 +>>635100456 +Ey ey ey ey te me calmas, yo solo le doy al ultimo enlace en la discusion anterior, no me importa sus dramas en lo absoluto. +--- 635101105 +>>635096443 +just in time for the new thread +summing this one survives, welp what can one do +--- 635101332 +>>635100441 +Draw her wearing sportswear +--- 635101495 +Requesting Arle lying in a coffin peacefully at her funeral holding her sword. +--- 635101717 +>>635101495 +https://arch.b4k.co/v/search/text/requesting%20coffin%20peacefully/ +Was it autism? +--- 635102096 +>>635101717 +Trust me. You should check the MMOfags. It's waaay worse. +--- 635102258 +So this is the new strategy, huh? +Just flood the "wrong" thread with irrelevant image dump? +--- 635102295 +>>635102258 +He did this in the stealth thread, too. +The thread was then deleted in like 5 minutes. +--- 635102332 +>>635102258 +Just send him vacation invites. +--- 635102353 +Welp that does it, botfag is confirmed for being the AI spammer. + +He is 100% confirmed for spamming the artists threads out of spite trying to force them to stay in his honeypot. Not that anyone is surprised. + + +>>635102295 +What's to stop anyone with a decent IP from spamming his threads with AI art and getting them deleted? I don't think he thought this through all the way. +--- 635102374 +>>635101105 +I wish you and all the cool people still in this place for god knows what reason would just post your art elsewhere so I could stop coming to these threads and not feel bad about missing out on cool art +--- 635102882 +I suppose this only proves that what we are doing is right, since it is making the botfag seethe this much. +--- 635102985 +>>635096384 (OP) +My request is Ayla and Azala, from Chrono Trigger, doing the Frieza/Goku pose in the bridge of the castle on top of the mountains where they have the final fight, with the red star in the sky being very visible. +Azala (the Reptite) being Frieza, Ayla (the cavewoman) being Goku. I added the sprites of the characters too in case you want to draw them as more accurate as possible from the game. +--- 635103052 +>>635102374 +sorry man, but this is what i do. cant really bother with twiter or anything else really. just draw for fun and drop it here for whatever amount of ppl will find enjoyement in it +--- 635103082 +>>635102882 +He is absolutely terrified of people uniting and opposing him. It's actually kind of funny how desperate he is. Like who the fuck wastes their entire day autistically strangling a free art thread. +--- 635103091 +>>635102985 +It's really weird how the spam kept going 70 seconds apart each time, then the spam skips a time but this post was 70 seconds after the last spam post. +--- 635103161 +>>635103052 +Good on you. Keep up the good work. You're alot more pleasant than the regular weirdos.... +--- 635103167 +>>635102374 +Seeing him and a few others artists here are honestly the only reason why I bother coming to here anymore. I don't even make requests anymore, it's just too much of a hassle with the botfag drama. +--- 635103280 +>guy can put the effort in spamming this thread +>can't be arsed to make a single good request +Kek +--- 635103323 +>>635103280 +He spams them in bulk just in the hopes that one or two sticks. +There's a reason he considers people that only post one or two requests to be "as bad or worse than" himself. +--- 635103338 +>>635103052 +I wish that wasn't the case but I respect your decision, I'll continue to try and ignore all the dumb stuff and focus on the cool art people like you post here +>>635103167 +Same, I've made like 2-3 requests in the last 6 months tops, and I can't be assed to keep reposting them for more than a couple of days either +--- 635103393 +We get it Botfag. You are on your last leg and are desperate to retake what little control you had. But please, keep spamming AI art so we can have solid proof of you ban evading when you get banned +--- 635103483 +>>635103393 +none of this is AI art +--- 635103516 +>>635103483 +Doesn't make it not spam. +--- 635103648 +I used to like dandonfuga until I realized he never draws feet +--- 635104031 +So this is his new tactic? Violently spam any thread that dares threaten his? I'm guessing this confirms all the accusations about him being Azazelfag then. +--- 635104083 +AI can't depict Scorn Guy and Dark Samus in love. +--- 635104094 +>>635104031 +You are not fooling anyone. +--- 635104164 +>>635104094 +>He says as he spams unrelated stuff +Cry more Botfag. You've lost any power you thought you had and it's hilarious. +--- 635104197 +Requesting my MMO character from the game "Mabinogi" wearing her maid outfit but also with a garland made of pretty flowers and some other flowers all over her for the welcome of spring, looking annoyed as if someone else put them on her and she endures the urge to take them off. + +Non-ingame reference: https://imgur.com/GGhgzao + +Nothing lewd, please. +--- 635104304 +>>635104083 +I don't get how mentioning a positive of AI is supposed to help +--- 635104538 +woke up to bump the thread come to find bot is doing it for me lol. +so what's the call? i figure he's trying to get the whole thread deleted. we go to irc, r*port, wait till morning, etc? +--- 635104567 +Are you truly this desperate, Botfag? +--- 635104664 +>>635104538 +He's trying to either get the thread nuked or trying to force it to 500. Either way what he is doing will get his current proxy banned and he'll act innocent. +--- 635104717 +It's also pretty funny that you don't even need a list to tell what his requests are anymore, you can just look at all the AI art he has saved know what he likes lol. + +>>635104538 +That would be the ticket. It looks like he's been spamming all on the same ip judging from the low poster count so it would be easy for them to ban him if they actually looked. I'm guessing his vpn has a limit on how fast he can actually swap ips. +--- 635104741 +>>635104538 +Just go tell a mod that the guy dumping spam here is also the OP of the other thread. Hopefully it gets the spam cleared and the other thread deleted. +--- 635104767 +BOOM +--- 635104771 +>spam deleted +oh shit +--- 635104835 +I love vacation invitations working. +--- 635104842 +What Blob should I draw? +Artists only. +--- 635104867 +>>635104771 +Nice +--- 635104903 +>>635104771 +He has recommenced spamming his own thread now >>635104832 → after a 10 minute absence. +--- 635104908 +Alright mods, now nuke this >>635094384 → because it was the same guy +--- 635104920 +>>635104842 +>spoiler +What do you mean? +--- 635104985 +>>635104842 +>spoiler +Just take all the regular artists in here and put them in a RNG machine and pick what comes out. +--- 635105047 +>>635104985 +Take the artist? +Because I would prefer videogame characters, and instead that artist can just ask for a specific character. +--- 635105120 +>>635104304 +If AI can't depict a cute couple, it's a negative. +--- 635105141 +Requesting Carmelita Fox emerging when you least suspect it. +--- 635105172 +>>635105047 +Ah that's what you meant. Thought you were asking for blobs based on the artists here. (Since they're mostly related to SOME video game character now.) +--- 635105194 +>>635105120 +Yeah, but what does that have to do with the conversation at hand? +--- 635105351 +>>635105220 +ironic considering you just got banned for spamming and now you're ban evading too. I guess I can add this thread to this thread to the list of your sins. +--- 635106092 +>>635105840 +>no one replied so he tries to force a convo anway +>rags on me for spreading the news when he goes to /b/ to threaten hmofafag, blame me for something he did, derail the thread with drawfag hate, or bitch about me unprovoked for 20 minutes +wow you really do accuse others of everything you yourself do. +--- 635106651 +>>635105220 +>>635105510 +>>635105840 +Mods, Botfag's ban evading. +--- 635106953 +>>635101105 +What creature is that? +--- 635106962 +I can only assume that the constant reuse of phrases when complaining about bot is a bit. Like the joke is that the complaining is as redundant, repetitive, tired, etcetera as his shit requests. + +It doesn’t make things Better if anything it makes it more annoying to browse here but what else am I meant to think + +>le reminder that bot does X +Woah no way this is the first I’m hearing about this +--- 635107194 +Thank you whoever did the Tifa vs Aerith AI prompt in the previous thead. Was a good wank. +--- 635107257 +>Check the /b/ thread Botfag ran off to +>It's 90% loli/shota stuff and Pikachu in a diaper +>Botfag has also been desperately begging in that thread +And he calls other Anons pedos? Damn, he really was projecting, wasn't he. +--- 635107373 +>>635106962 +>It's just a joke! +>Shut up, you're all just jesters! +>Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Stop telling Drawfags what I do! +>It's all just a bit! AGREE NOW OR ELSE YOU FAGGOT! I'M IN CONTROL! +--- 635108026 +Is a good thread +--- 635108032 +>>635098326 +>>635098725 +here's some more fan art of the game :D +--- 635108475 +>>635107373 +You don’t take feedback well do you? +--- 635108497 +>>635106953 +Goss harag from monster hunter +--- 635109024 +>>635101105 +nice art bro +--- 635109319 +>>635105840 +damn dude you got btfo in that image +--- 635109613 +Requesting Twinrova wearing the outfit on the right. +--- 635109918 +Send feedback to mods about bot's thread and his spam attempt, I think he's fixing to spam all his requests itt. be ready. +4chan.org/feedback +https://www.4chan-x.net/4chan-irc.html +--- 635109995 +>>635096384 (OP) +>>635109429 → +repostan because apparently this is the real thread +--- 635110084 +Requesting an Anon transforming into Loba. +--- 635110217 +>>635109995 +>>635110084 +Congratulaciones for posting on the thread with the VPN faggot from /b/ +--- 635110307 +Requesting Sasha(left) and Noir(right) from 'Hope left me' cuddling in bed +--- 635110549 +These girls are so far nominated for the next Monthly Pic. Waiting for the rest of the nominees and then get to voting. + +>>635109995 +Good stuff +--- 635110702 +>>635110549 +--- 635111225 +>>>/trash/56002464 +>>>/b/898124314 + +More proof of his crossboard raid +--- 635111290 +>>635109995 +>>635096443 +--- 635111523 +>>635108032 +more fan art. I wish there was more cool official art too, I think they're making a new game as well, I just hope it gets localized because the last one didn't. +--- 635111617 +>>635103091 +Dude don't go schizo on me, I made the post when I woke up and noticed there was a new thread, then I noticed there was two threads for some reason so I put a tiny gray pixel in the imagen request and post It on the other thread (because it doesn't let you post the same image two times in a row, it makes you wait 5 minutes I think) +You can go check the other thread, look at my post and try to find the tiny gray pixel I put on the White space +--- 635111679 +Requesting a Shygal blob. +--- 635112247 +>>635104197 +How many years have tried this one by now? +--- 635112301 +requesting baiken armpits +--- 635112376 +>>635112301 +https://files.catbox.moe/kgdhcp.jpg +No need to thank +--- 635112439 +>>635112376 +>no sweat steam +mid +--- 635113004 +>>635112376 +you didn'y draw that +--- 635113603 +>>635111523 +comfy art +--- 635113870 +>>635096384 (OP) +lol someone uploaded some of my /b/ and /aco/ deliveries +--- 635114089 +>>635113870 +You keep posting this, nobody cares king +--- 635114423 +>>635114089 +It's my first time saying such a thing +--- 635114971 +>>635114932 +Seconding but its a horsecock she's titfucking instead +--- 635115042 +>>635114971 +thanks for the bump, retard +--- 635115142 +>>635114932 +Make sure she is also being fucked by a wild centaur with a huge cock +--- 635115474 +Requesting SonSon giving anon a clothed titfuck with a messy cumshot through her shirt and a facial. + +doodle: https://files.catbox.moe/vcmpai.png +refs: +https://files.catbox.moe/4oyfdx.jpg +--- 635115501 +>>635115474 +Seconding but its a horsecock she's titfucking instead. +--- 635115747 +>>635115474 +Make sure she is also being fucked by a wild centaur with a huge cock +--- 635115983 +>>635115501 +>>635115142 +>>635114971 +>>635115747 +obsessed much? +>>>/b/898124202 +>>>/b/898124206 +>>>/b/898126145 +>>>/h/7335613 +>>>/a/251710035 +enjoy wasting your time getting nothing for another 6 months. just more proof of how mind broken you are, botcuck. maybe spam some more that'll help. +--- 635116220 +>>635115983 +Just hurry and delete it a third time lmao +--- 635116260 +>>635096443 +I saw this weird moth in my house and now I feel a little funny +--- 635116341 +Requesting a Post Moogle delivering a box of lewd WoL merch to Nanamo while she's in a middle of a meeting with the other Alliance leaders. Bonus: The Moogle lists off the items to confirm it's the right order due to new company policy. +--- 635116351 +>>635116260 +>Cooly picking the thread made by the titfuck spammer +>>635115983 +You're a match made in hell +--- 635116445 +>>635116351 +>Seething over a Drawfag not wanting to play your games +You gonna cry about it? +--- 635116507 +>>635115983 +>>635115747 +>>635115501 +>>635115142 +>>635114971 +oh sorry, forgot one. +>>>/trash/55988819 +--- 635116605 +>>635116351 +My methods are very high minded. I Ctrl+F "draw" in the catalog and let God do the rest. +--- 635116703 +>>635116351 +it's what you deserve for being such an annoying, insufferable faggot. go to sleep for fucks sake. +>>635116605 +God les you right. The other thread is bottard and hmofa's spam thread. nothing but spam requests in there. He's been pathetically bumping it all night while the artists were guided here. +--- 635116737 +>>635116507 +Any other boards with drawthreads you visit? +--- 635116827 +>>635116703 +>The other thread is bottard and hmofa's spam thread. +I wonder if he's realised that due to them being the only two posting shit in that thread, it's essentially confirmed they are the same retard? +--- 635116917 +>>635116605 +You're dumb Cooly +>>635116703 +This fag will samefag your post the rest of the night bumping his thread +>>635115983 +And he is a spammer plus the OP of this thread so if you were trying to be a good person and "help" guess what? You only made things worse +--- 635116935 +>>635096443 +I'll contribute something for this thread +https://files.catbox.moe/bqef1e.png +--- 635117185 +>>635116737 +I know /cm/ has one but it's pretty dead +/vr/ used to have one +>>635116917 +>insulting the artist who drew the helltaker shit you're so obsessed with +added to the sin list. +>>635116827 +yeah he's a special kind of retard. I wouldn't have even started fucking his shit up so hard if his low impulse control, attention deficit ass didn't spam reply to my /trash/ posts so much. +he did this same shit for 6 months straight and never got a single delivery for all his trolling kek. He even tried to blame it on hmofafag multiple times. +--- 635117234 +>>635116935 +Don't bother opening this link it is just the black girl from the new Street Fighter + +Not even fap worthy +--- 635117242 +>>635116605 +based +>>635116935 +nice, thread needs more brown +--- 635117773 +>>635115474 +same req with her +--- 635117915 +>>635117773 +>>635115983 +>>635115474 +>He's going full spammer mode +--- 635117971 +Current WIP + +Botfag made third drawthread +--- 635117972 +>>635117915 +go draw something +--- 635118012 +>>635117971 +>Botfag made third drawthread +lol why? pribably tryna get em all deleted. +--- 635118072 +>>635118012 +Most likely. It's sad what feeling entitled to free drawings does to a person +--- 635118123 +>he made a 4th thread +--- 635118223 +>botfag this botfag that botfag here botfag there +Nice "drawthread" +--- 635118260 +>>635118223 +you forgot to bump your other thread bro, now it's dead +--- 635118298 +>>635118223 +Agree. The threads where drawfags post their vidya art are much better. They even have 20 times more drawfags participating. The only difference is that there's no requesting. maybe we should get rid of requesting in drawthreads. +--- 635118331 +Requesting Aisha wearing Chel's outfit. +--- 635118384 +Requesting Midna and Tsukino making out +--- 635118393 +>>635118260 +>all the others are dead +kek +welp, get ready for him to spam all his requests here +--- 635118424 +>>635118393 +>Pretending to be a mod +Lmao +--- 635118432 +>>635118384 +--- 635118458 +>>635118331 +back so soon? +--- 635118485 +Requesting my dwarves from Deep Rock Galactic drinking and dancing while Mission Control is seething and screaming at them all to get to work. +--- 635118516 +Requesting Strelok from Stalker bridal-carrying Yumemi Hoshino from Planetarian because he thought he got some really good artifact to sell +--- 635118548 +Requesting Adrasteia from Runescape getting fucked in the full Nelson position by a light skinned male, also preferably vaginal. +--- 635118551 +This thread feels a lot dumber than most threads +--- 635118609 +Requesting the Dryad from Terraria as a modern day green eco environmentalist, no vegan stuff though since she's supposed to believe eating meat is natural, just from organically raised farms of course though. +--- 635118616 +>>635118551 +Probably because the OP is a spammer from /b/ +--- 635118652 +Requesting Miriam as a chef with her own TV cooking show. She does actual cooking in her game ranging from basic snacks to full course cuisines. +--- 635118724 +>>635118652 +--- 635118757 +For a drawthread made to avoid spammers we got a lot of spammers from other boards as well +--- 635118761 +Requesting Caitlyn dressed as the right pic. +--- 635118780 +Requesting Alisa giving the GE1 protagonist a nursing handjob. +--- 635118798 +Requesting Water Hell Lady/Beth from Summoner Wars Chronicle crushing anon's head with her thick thighs. Doodled applied for reference +--- 635118841 +Requesting Shinobu as a futuristic cyber ninja. +--- 635118857 +>>635118551 +new padek +>>635118616 +better than your ass. +psshaw! +--- 635118867 +Requesting drawings books and drawing tutorials please +--- 635118869 +>>635118757 +>>635118616 +At least you are being honest despite trying to omit your agency, totally random anon"s" who happened to gather here when the Botfag's thread got deleted :) +--- 635118893 +>>635118798 +...please don't tell me I posted my request in the middle of spam again +--- 635118904 +Requesting Daud and his assassin gang getting into a turf war with the Dark Brotherhood from the Elder Scrolls. +--- 635118924 +>>635118893 +Hahahaha +Yes you did +--- 635118953 +>>635118757 +yeah... hmofabot's thread died so he went down to our lot and said "fill 'er up" and walked off. +--- 635118965 +Requesting Gene taking a fat rip out of a bong while Elvis is stuffing his face with edibles. +--- 635118970 +>>635118924 +And here I thought waiting the multiple threads out would have been enough. fml. +--- 635118983 +>>635118869 +Your definition of "honesty" is pretty sketchy +--- 635119023 +Requesting Diomedes from Ogre Battle 64 doing the Jojo Dio pose and wrry scream. +--- 635119041 +>>635118970 +You were pretty foolish +--- 635119086 +Requesting Fado wearing a deku scrub onesie. +--- 635119104 +>>635118953 +I'm not talking to you though +--- 635119146 +Requesting Mario and Peach out on a wholesome picnic or other date together while you can see Bowser spying on them while seething like the incel chud he is jealous of Mario +--- 635119165 +>Now Botfag's dropping his spam here +Pottery. +--- 635119217 +>>635119165 +the ultimate admission of defeat +botbitch bends his ass over 4 us. +--- 635119246 +>>635119217 +you want people to use your thread or not +--- 635119253 +Seems like a good thread to take some Ashley requests +--- 635119274 +Requesting Fenri Lunaedge from the Megaman Zero series but anthro and female. +--- 635119285 +>>635119253 +Ashley dabbing on Tiffa +--- 635119286 +>>635119253 +How about you step into a noose, bot simp. +--- 635119317 +Requesting Garrett committing grand theft carriage that is ran by burricks instead of horses. +--- 635119335 +>>635119246 +People, yes. +Bots, fuck no. +--- 635119349 +>>635119286 +Call down +--- 635119386 +Requesting Mohg being held in court with the Tarnished as the prosecutor asking Miquella where on the doll that Mohg touched him, also maybe as a joke have the doll be a miniature cocoon. +--- 635119410 +>>635119349 +ESL +--- 635119412 +>>635119246 +sure, everyone except for b*tfaggot +>>635119349 +simmer down, we've enough spam, don'y give him more outs +--- 635119417 +>>635119253 +The King is back +--- 635119480 +>>635119253 +draw her jumping rope or getting ripped +--- 635119490 +>>635119253 +Requesting Ashley flexing her muscles on Tiffa after smashing her head against the floor +--- 635119494 +Requesting a goth/emo Maya with the exact opposite personality of her usual 'lets think positive' attitude. +--- 635119543 +summoning lunatic soda +--- 635119549 +>>635119253 +Draw a cute Ashley being crowded Queen of the Drawthread +--- 635119551 +Requesting Angela in a tight fitting and low cut dress showing off her cleavage and wide hips. +--- 635119594 +>>635119543 +Summoning Ether Core +--- 635119598 +Requesting Prez from Project Wingman having sex with Monarch in their cockpit. +--- 635119660 +hmofafag, please... spare us, I kneel... +botfag... I need you t- +--- 635119705 +>>635119253 +Requesting a young adult Ashley looking beautiful and pretty next to a decrepit waifu of your choice +--- 635119708 +Requesting the manga panel but with the protagonist from SMT Strange Journey flipping over the visor on his helmet. +--- 635119752 +>>635119253 +>>635119285 +Tifa sucking Ashley's futa cock +https://files.catbox.moe/r0nfuj.png +--- 635119761 +>>635119660 +didnt you want them to use your thread, why are you crrying now? +--- 635119814 +Requesting Aht getting fucked in the full nelson position by Stocke. +--- 635119836 +>>635119660 +>Use my thread!!! +>No don't use it please +Make up your mind +--- 635119876 +Requesting Krile wearing her FFV counterpart's outfit, with her embarrassedly telling an out of shot Tataru that this isn't what she meant by her wanting a new outfit like the other Scions. +--- 635119896 +>>635119752 +Don't you hate him though? +--- 635119937 +Requesting Meng being petted by an anon like in the reference pic. +--- 635119959 +>>635096705 +>>635096705 +>>635096705 +Don't forget to attach a doodle if your request!!! +--- 635119989 +>>635119959 +Not going to do that fuck off +--- 635120020 +Funny how this parasite jumped on this thread to spam it the second his died. +--- 635120032 +>>635119417 +No +--- 635120042 +Requesting Zanik having wholesome sex with the World Guardian with them hugging and kissing. +--- 635120046 +>>635119959 +You're not a mod +--- 635120087 +>>635119876 +Botfag you desperate fucking cunt! Don't you fucking try this shit again you pathetic little cuck. This is your only fucking warning. +--- 635120089 +>>635120020 +>literally anything happens +>SEE? BOTFAG!!! +jesus man get help. this is genuinely stupid +--- 635120097 +Requesting Vivian from Underrail having sex with the protagonist with them both hiding behind one of the lockers so they don't get caught by the other JKK agents. +--- 635120102 +>>635120020 +So you don't want people to use your thread, got it. +--- 635120143 +Requesting the Cheshire Cat from Black Souls wearing the Egyptian outfit in the reference. +--- 635120147 +>>635120087 +Calm down son +--- 635120173 +>>635120089 +requesting the jaks pointing at the drawthread and yelling "SEE? BOTFAG!" +--- 635120178 +>>635119959 +>because I said so +New rule, the only legitimate requests are the ones for Krile wearing her FFV counterpart’s outfit. Every other request is cringe and should be ignored. Because I said so + +Legit that’s what you sound lime +--- 635120215 +Requesting Tandi giving the Vault Dweller some reward sex after rescuing her from the Khan raiders. +--- 635120216 +>>635120020 +Itim is a drawthread dude requests are going to be posted +--- 635120241 +>>635120147 +How about you kill yourself you pathetic fucking parasite. Do us all a favour and slit your fucking wrists. +--- 635120251 +>spam the thread to bump limit +great strategy retard. +>>635120102 +he didn't make the thread +>>635120178 +attention +--- 635120278 +>>635120241 +You need to deep breath and think twice before posting +--- 635120282 +Requesting Doomguy wearing the Welcome Hell shirt from Touhou. +--- 635120298 +these threads are hardly about drawing and more about discord drama +go away +--- 635120315 +>>635120241 +You seem mentally sound +--- 635120324 +alright, I was only sticking around to make sure the thread stays up. They're spamming so i don't need to be here. +--- 635120349 +Requesting Yukie from Vampire the Masquerade Bloodlines having wild heated sex with the male gangrel MC. +--- 635120358 +>>635120278 +How about you fuck off back to /b/ or /trash/ and cry about how you are getting bullied again. You are a waste of space. A parasitic worm who seethes like the pathetic little cuck you are. +--- 635120371 +>>635118485 +>>635118516 +>>635118548 +>>635118609 +>>635118724 +>>635118761 +>>635118798 +>>635118841 +>>635118904 +>>635118965 +>>635119023 +>>635119086 +>>635119146 +>>635119274 +>>635119317 +>>635119386 +>>635119551 +>>635119598 +>>635119708 +>>635119814 +>>635119876 +>>635120097 +>>635120143 +>>635120282 +>>635120349 +Mods do your job, this is literally one man spamming and not letting other people make their requests. +--- 635120378 +>>635120358 +Calm down son +--- 635120385 +>>635120324 +Who do you think that keeps the threads bumped? +Go to sleep, make things easier for me. +The wizard is about to sleep I am just waiting for him to leave. +--- 635120420 +A busty Natia from Bomberman Hero, in a pose of similar fashion: +https://files.catbox.moe/fym56k.jpg +--- 635120440 +>>635120378 +Die in a ditch you cuck. +--- 635120446 +>>635120371 +So you don't want people to post here? Got it +--- 635120484 +>>635120371 +Or what loser lmao +You have no power stop announcing your mass reports and let the mods correctly ignore your seethereporting +--- 635120508 +>>635120440 +I know Austrians are rude but you need to act civilized +--- 635120528 +Requesting Melon wearing the dancer's outfit included in the ref. +Make it mint green like her own colors. +--- 635120535 +>>635120484 +Awww what's the matter Botfag? You starting to get scared? +--- 635120546 +>>635120440 +Did you get it all off your chest? +--- 635120556 +>>635119253 +Save us Inawon +--- 635120602 +>>635120535 +Anything else? You just going to start looping now? +--- 635120607 +>>635120440 +Please calm down dude this is embarassing +--- 635120624 +>>635120535 +Scared of a powerless loser? LMAO +--- 635120762 +>>635120508 +>Can't even spell Australia right +You really are a brain dead retard. Y'know, Botfag. I was intentionally staying out of your shit, but you just keep dragging me back in with your autistic accusations and now this. + +You are a narcissistic cunt who thinks he rules the roost, but in truth you are just a sad, pathetic 'man' who thinks he's hot shit. All you do is bitch and moan and seethe over getting your shit called out that you've lost touch with reality. +--- 635120793 +>>635119253 +Ashley devouring the flesh of her (waifu) enemies +--- 635120845 +>>635120624 +>He says as he screamed for theods to help him +Awwwwww, is little botty is scared. Did you get a bunch of your IP's banned? I bet you did. +--- 635120846 +>>635119836 +The secret is he’s just here to shitpost. Consistency is the least important thing in this act. Every day he shows up to get mad (‘ironically’) +--- 635120861 +>>635120762 +Videogames? +--- 635120893 +>>635120762 +>This NPC’s conversation tree has been exhausted +--- 635120930 +>>635120846 +That's not a secret, everyone with a brain can see that. +--- 635120942 +>>635120420 +Eh, not feeling it. +--- 635120972 +>>635120942 +Dear diary +--- 635121006 +>>635120762 +Potatofag stop. He's just trying to bait a reaction out of you. He's not worth it man. +--- 635121010 +>>635120942 +Try to feel it stronger +Use lubricant this time +--- 635121065 +>>635120762 +That's it? Mean words and phrases that mean nothing? Okay. You need anger management. +--- 635121151 +>>635121065 +>Coming from the guy who uses the most childish insults and open threats when challenged +--- 635121198 +>>635121151 +Anything else? +--- 635121268 +>>635121151 +That's no proper answer I believe you can be more mindful and provide a reasonable contrargument +--- 635121278 +uuhhh guys... shut the fuck up! + +why don't you go learn to draw? You could draw literally anything you want! +>>>/ic/6622058 +--- 635121317 +>>635121278 +No I don't think I will +--- 635121360 +>>635121278 +What's born from hatred and anger can't produce anything but disdain and bitterness +--- 635121492 +>>635121268 +I can give a counter argument. + +Given how you openly insult Anons, who call you out and in some cases threaten them if they don't stop. Hell just the other day you threaten to doxx someone who you thought was Potatofag, solely because he accused you of being Azazelfag as well. + +Therefore you are in no place to be saying that someone needs anger many, when you are clearly a violent person that can't handle not being in control. +--- 635121545 +>>635121492 +This is not an argument those are theories and suppositions. +--- 635121592 +He's just talking to himself now, isn't he? +--- 635121650 +>>635121545 +>It's not an argument because.... IT JUST ISN'T OK! +See a therapist, Botfag. +--- 635121718 +>>635121650 +Unfortunately I am not him. Shame on you. +--- 635121895 +>>635121592 +Seems like he tries to get this thread done fast so that he gets to make a new thread and try act topdog there +--- 635122006 +Requesting Miu wearing the costume on the right, either seducing Shuichi or being abused by Kokichi. +--- 635122105 +>>635121895 +Oh it was Juju arguing with himself for attention ok. You’d think his 2k followers would give him enough attention but no he also has to derail these threads for kicks. sad +--- 635122138 +There is no Garyc thread around so I am stuck here. Drop a suggestion if you want some poorly drawn sketches. +--- 635122162 +So Botfag. You gonna try and hijack Potatofag's Krile request next thread? Or was this just a schizo episode? +--- 635122210 +>>635122138 +Draw Ashley suplexing Tifa from FF7 +--- 635122240 +>>635122138 +Tifa in Romero Ceiling Hold held by a girl of your choice +--- 635122248 +>>635122138 +Rosalina with HUGE tits +--- 635122262 +>>635097002 +https://youtu.be/Mkuw7vdi-VA [Embed] +--- 635122284 +>>635122138 +draw sexy female meowser +--- 635122314 +>>635122284 +>draw meowsette +FTFY +--- 635122336 +>>635122162 +I'm going to steal his kangaroos and sell his emu +--- 635122342 +>>635120371 +https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/634207994/#634244552 +I've already made my doodle for my request please fuck off +--- 635122403 +>>635121895 +Night ones are lazy and buyable +Day ones are more reliable +If you know what I mean +--- 635122483 +>>635122336 +What does Kangaroo taste like? +--- 635122510 +>>635122138 +Wario showing off a giant turd of his to Ashley who looks like that Spongebob fish meme +--- 635122546 +>>635122483 +Like goats but sturdy +--- 635122926 +>>635122546 +Eh, it's more of an in between Beef and Goat. Really good when cooked right though. +--- 635122942 +>>635122403 +It’s night? +--- 635123126 +Requesting a busty Tamamo from Monster Girl Quest leaning forward to give the viewer a better look at her cleavage and asking what they’re looking at with a smug grin like this: https://files.catbox.moe/gtz5d8.jpeg +--- 635123350 +>>635096384 (OP) +requesting lizzie vs ruby from rampage with more feminine, but still muscular, physiques diff --git a/v/635097354.txt b/v/635097354.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..fa5615fc9590312fcbae7d64335b0890591630d7 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635097354.txt @@ -0,0 +1,1409 @@ +----- +--- 635097354 +I miss the video game fan art scene before algorithm generated images were a thing. +--- 635097713 +saved +--- 635097996 +>>635097354 (OP) +me too +--- 635100020 +>>635097354 (OP) +>I miss when we had less and worse art +I don't. +--- 635101184 +>new game or character drops +>AI chads make masterpieces within minutes while paint pigs wallow in dirt +--- 635102646 +>>635100020 +tpbp +--- 635104290 +>>635100020 +>>635101184 +>>635102646 +Good morning, sirs +--- 635106036 +On what planet is it AI artists seething about traditional artists and not the other way around? +--- 635106184 +>>635106036 +I guess it really does happen both ways but it's much funnier when its pajeets seething at real artists +--- 635106667 +>>635106184 +>I guess it really does happen both ways +it definitely doesn't lol +--- 635106867 +>>635097354 (OP) +>Artists all drawing the same thing +No different than AI. +--- 635107183 +>>635097354 (OP) +>we're ignoring AI so hard I'm going to draw this comic to illustrate how much i'm not thinking about AI +--- 635107236 +>>635106667 +Weird, the only place I ever see this drama any more is the multiple threads about it every day on /v/. I wonder why that is? +--- 635107278 +But it's the opposite, AIfags just mess around while artists and their simps constantly talk shit. +--- 635107356 +>>635106036 +This lmao. I used to illustrate for books (indie RPGs) and I love AI. Makes my job easier. Adapt or die. +--- 635107459 +>>635107236 +>Multiple threads at exactly the same timeframe and poster count every day +ftfy +--- 635107996 +>>635107236 +https://twitter.com/TheFoodMage/status/1646449499445886976 +>man enjoying AI and making art +>gets thousands of assblasted comments because his image goes viral +--- 635108546 +>>635097354 (OP) +oh yeah... epic fanart like... characters wearing casual clothes shit... or... characters doing stupid casual shit... +--- 635108794 +I follow maybe 1 western artist for every 30+ Japanese or Korean ones. Every other post they make is about how depressed they are. +And when they post about comissions being open they want absurd values, like $200 USD for just an above waist line art when they aren't even good. +Meanwhile the nips I follow put out amazing and beautiful illustrations every few days and the only thing they post about besides their art are pictures of their cats or pictures of delicious food they ate. + +The nips will continue to draw while the western half assed ones will be "out of a job". I couldn't be happier with the state of things. +--- 635108902 +kill yourself op, you faggot ass flamebaiter +--- 635109646 +>>635108902 +based +--- 635111563 +AI art gets old fast, I wouldn't worry too much +--- 635111681 +>>635111563 +It may get old now but it won't once its indistinguishable from human art. I could see it reaching that point within 2-3 years, maybe less. Multiple subjects, background objects, fingers, and eye reflections are the only big problem areas left. +--- 635112065 +>>635111563 +It apparently doesn't get old and it's becoming more and more popular. +--- 635112319 +>>635111681 +I look forward to that day because at the moment, all ai art is obviously ai and the sheer majority of it looks crap. +--- 635112428 +>>635097354 (OP) +>solo indie dev still working on his game +>was excited for when id get fan art of the characters and fantasy races i spent time fleshing out and making feel alive +>now know any art search is going to be flooded by shitty AI art that looks like cosplay shit at best +--- 635112517 +>>635112319 +it looks great +--- 635112563 +>>635112517 +it looks like generic pinup shit, anon. its trash. its ONLY for coomers. +--- 635112621 +>>635106036 +AI artists are definitely seething about me drawing stick figures don't ruin my headcanon. +--- 635112630 +>>635112563 +you have no idea what you're talking about. It's god tier for environments, objects, monsters, and whatever you want. And it can render anything in any style. +You talking about cooming just implies you're a seeing tranny or a mentally retarded prude, which is it? +--- 635112683 +Pro AI, Anti AI. I don't even care which one you are anymore. Just please SHUT the fuck up about it. +--- 635112782 +>>635112630 +>And it can render anything in any style +then humor me, https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/629498660/#629520515 +two others tried and failed. +--- 635112789 +>>635112683 +Only good post in the thread. +--- 635112895 +>>635112782 +>it's a coomer pretending he isn't a coomer +Yikes. +--- 635112939 +>>635112683 +well if the ai niggers could stay in their own lane and not flood places people go to for regular art we wouldnt be here discussing it now would we? +--- 635113019 +>>635097354 (OP) +Cope image. You spent years and thousands of dollars in art college just to get replaced like trash. +--- 635113074 +>>635112939 +It's annoying now but it's just growing pains. Remember when R34 was spammed with garbage SFM images before people finally learned to make SFM porn look good? +Same shit. In a couple years it'll be indistinguishable. +--- 635113082 +good morning sirs +--- 635113176 +>>635112895 +i never said i was not be a coomer, i was just pointing out a vital flaw in AI shit. +its only use is producing low quality assets or art, and because of how much fucking porn retards fed into the AI it can make pinups slightly higher than low quality, when you have it do other things the AI shits itself with inconsistencies and flaws +https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/627860936/#627877641 +anyways, i'll be waiting for my yae image. +--- 635113258 +>>635113176 +>i never said i was not be a coomer +oops. +--- 635113268 +>>635097354 (OP) +>artists can't make shitty porn and oc commissions anymore +>eternal seething +If you're good at art you have no reason to give a shit about AI. It's not going to touch actual skill and talent. I know whether or not an "artist" is actually an artist by how they see visual art and that estimation is correct 100% of the time. +Do not reply to this without posting your art. +--- 635113481 +>>635113268 +the problem most non artists, like most people here, have is that AI shit completely floods and drowns out actual art the moment you dont do a popularity sorted search. +because these nigger "artists" can post HUNDREDS of shitty images in a single day. +--- 635113553 +>>635113481 +It isn't actual art if it's being flooded out, it's shit art and AI is better than it. There's a reason the average AI artist has 10-100x more followers than the average "real" artist. +--- 635113640 +>>635113553 +you missed the "the moment you dont do a popularity sorted search" part. +--- 635113796 +>>635113481 +>completely floods and drowns out actual art +Where? The award winning art galleries of Twitter and a dozen random boorus? +What art? Pornography? +--- 635113867 +Not a single artist I know has seen any decrease in the number of commissions, at all. You are mad at a problem that only exists within your head. +--- 635113869 +>>635108794 +You sound mentally stunted to not realize your frame of reference for western artist is nowhere near wide enough to judge compared to that amount of nip dick you are sucking. Broaden your horizons +--- 635113968 +>>635113796 +Devianart for example +--- 635113983 +>>635106036 +Have you been on /v/ recently? +--- 635114000 +>>635108794 +You can’t even speak Japanese and yet you believe you can predict the future actions of an entire nation, where does this false sense of clairvoyance and arrogance come from? +--- 635114117 +>>635097354 (OP) +I never understood why they do this. I've been noticing this more and more. +--- 635114153 +>>635108794 +I'm absolutely clueless when it comes to commissions but damn art does take a lot of time. And well you do need money to live. Da Vinci would never be able to draw Mona Lisa if he were a wageslave. +--- 635114168 +>>635107236 +The only drama is coming from people who hate AI art. +--- 635114216 +>>635114153 +>Da Vinci would never be able to draw Mona Lisa if he were a wageslave. +And now anyone can prompt something like it for free, in seconds. +--- 635114225 +Yeah, the lack of self awareness is wild. +--- 635114253 +>>635114216 +I sincerely doubt. +--- 635114263 +>>635113968 +1. picrel +2. Who cares about what happens on a dead site? +--- 635114280 +>>635114117 +AI art cant be heckin cute and valid if the le racist AI haters never learn! +--- 635114306 +>>635114253 +Type "Mona Lisa" into any generator. +--- 635114421 +>this fucking thread again +AI autism time I guess +--- 635114441 +>>635114306 +only because it has the original mona lisa as a base, and just slaps whatever over the template. +AI art will forever just be derivative shit. +--- 635114486 +>>635114306 +>that background +>AI Pajeets actually think this is on the same level as da Vinci +--- 635114492 +>>635114441 +Okay now type in "whatever you want" by Leonardo da Vinci. How are you this dense? +--- 635114530 +Inkcels seething, this is your future. +--- 635114543 +>>635114486 +>looking at the scenery instead of the boobs +gay +--- 635114558 +>>635114492 +well then, show me. with that exact prompt, "whatever you want by leonardo da vinci" +--- 635114621 +>>635114543 +>NO NO NO YOU CANT WANT COHESION IN YOUR ART BWEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHH +--- 635114625 +>>635107996 +AHAHAHAHAHAHAH +--- 635114724 +>Hey, here's a tool that makes it possible for literally everyone to express their ideas in visual form with no training required. We also made it so that creations made with the tool cannot be copyrighted so monetizing works made with it is harder, so there's an incentive to just create for the sake of creating +>RRRREEEEEEEEEEE THIS ART IS SOULLESS! PICK UP A PEN! DO YOU ENJOY WATCHING ART DIE?! +--- 635114802 +>>635114724 +>so monetizing works made with it is harder +tell that to the people trying to sell AI comissions. +--- 635114809 +>>635114625 +it's a goldmine of seethe +--- 635114902 +>AI art is always derivative, real art on the other ha-ACK +--- 635114930 +>>635097354 (OP) +--- 635114935 +>>635106036 +This, I've seen, independantly, probably more than a hundred instances of artists seething and upset about AI art but I don't think I've ever seen a singular instance of an AI art fan actually hating on traditional art. Of course there's plenty of AI art fans that say training in art is a pointless waste of time now, but I really don't think "why are you doing that? that seems dumb" and "STOP DOING THAT IT MAKES ME MAD" are very similar to each other +--- 635114956 +>Automation is replacing workers? Lmao just learn to code! +>NOOOOOOO AI CAN'T REPLACE ME, HOLY FAUCI, I SPENT 28472937292 BILLIONS TO LEARN TO MAKE USELESS DRAWINGS +Get fucked, TOTAL ARTFAG DEATH +--- 635114982 +>look a trope! +>this totally excuses my AI art that literally steals to make rehashed content +bad bait, try harder. +--- 635115006 +>>635114802 +People will always try to get money from new technologies, but AI generated art isn't protected by anything, which means that any grifter can outright sue them for the ownership of the art if they release a commercial product featuring it. + +You could go to amazon right now, look up any of the AI illustrated children's books and sue the writer if you wanted to. +--- 635115074 +>>635115006 +That's not how it works you idiot. AI generated works not being protected by copyright just means everyone can sell them. +It's not forbidden to sell a copy of Romeo and Juliet just because it's in the public domain. +--- 635115109 +>>635114935 +Really? I've seen tons of it. It doesn't make any sense though because realistically the AI fans don't have anything to lose by people enjoying traditional art. +--- 635115137 +>>635115109 +>Really? I've seen tons of it. +No you haven't. +--- 635115151 +Why the seethe? AI is cool! +>>635114982 +>Be civil engineer +>Go to university +>"Steal" others projects and knowhow to make your own buildings +YIKES +YIIIKESS +I CAN'T EVEN! +--- 635115171 +>>635106867 +Bazinga +--- 635115198 +>>635115109 +You are clearly confused. There's a difference between AI artists reacting indirectly to hostilities that already exist and them starting hostilities. The latter does not happen. +--- 635115232 +>>635115137 +Yes I have. You either haven't actually been paying attention to what people have been saying or you are intentionally deluding yourself. It happens all the time. +--- 635115267 +>AI Anime will be faster to produce, cheaper and look better than most anime made in the last 15 years +--- 635115268 +>>635115109 +Again, I would like to clarify that as far as I'm concerned, something like this guy +>>635114956 +is not really hating on traditional art. He's mocking artfags and seething artists, and I see plenty of this. But can you give me a single concrete example of an AI art fan that actually seems ANGRY and UPSET about traditional art? Because I see a lot of extremely buttblasted posts by artists in reply to AI art posts that when I read them I can't help but think they were actually red faced and crying when the made the post they were so upset +--- 635115294 +>>635115198 +It happens literally every day. Have you not been paying attention at all? +--- 635115331 +>>635115109 +ego. they will lose their ego. +they spent the last year feeding porn into their AIs nonstop, and about the last month giving it nothing but hands to get people to stop laughing at them for the broken finger thing. +and now that it looks KINDA like everything is just right, they are mad that people still prefer real art. +--- 635115367 +reminder it's one guy samefagging +--- 635115386 +>>635115294 +Examples? +--- 635115405 +>>635115074 +But AI was trained on copyrighted artworks. Epic nowadays forbids feeding their works to AI which is hilarious because they also own Artstation and were refusing to listen to artists and only backpedaled after a backlash. +--- 635115412 +>>635115294 +I've been paying attention from the beginning. Since it apparently happens every day, please provide three examples of AI people starting issues. +--- 635115432 +>>635115412 +Does spamming these threads not count? +--- 635115454 +>>635097354 (OP) +Shut up. Fan art is the most soulless attention seeking garbage known to mankind. +--- 635115461 +>>635115432 +>these threads +Maybe you should look at the op +>>635097354 (OP) +--- 635115486 +>>635115346 +I find it funny that AI shills tell everyone a different thing. +--- 635115517 +>>635115461 +I mean literally the person spamming the same images as every thread, you retard +--- 635115529 +>>635115267 +>ai art is soulle- ACK +--- 635115542 +>>635115386 +>>635115412 +https://arch.b4k.co/_/search/boards/v.meta/text/artfag%7Cartfags%20replaced%7Creplace%7Creplacing/ +--- 635115575 +>>635115542 +Not big into reading, huh? +>>635115268 +--- 635115578 +>>635115461 +I don't agree with that fag you quoted but do you actually think the OP image of this thread was posted in good faith? +Whoever made this thread obviously thought that comic was so retarded that he could post it on /v/ and everyone would instantly start mocking how pathetic artfags are getting over this. There's zero chance the person who made this thread agrees with the comic. +--- 635115616 +>>635115268 +Have you been on /ic/ at all? AI posters intentionally make threads which trash on traditional art for seemingly no reason other than to provoke a reaction. You see the same thing happen on /3/ /v/ /g/ and I'm sure other boards as well. There's probably at least one thread up right now dedicated to that very purpose. But most of the time I just see it as individual posts in threads vaguely related to drawing. +--- 635115624 +>>635115542 +>stating the obvious in a joking manner +>being mad and antagonistic +Choose one. +--- 635115635 +>>635115405 +>But AI was trained on copyrighted artworks +You have to first prove that piece of AI art was trained on copyrighted material +--- 635115652 +>>635115635 +the entire laion dataset +--- 635115683 +>>635097354 (OP) +>can I commission +Lmao the artist gave himself away by pretending that he's not losing commissions to AI +--- 635115686 +>>635115542 +>every single one is a reply +Do you know the definition of the word "start" or did you sacrifice your vocabulary education as well as your time to learn how to make bad art? + +>>635115432 +No, because AI artists start it every single time. +--- 635115736 +>Robot gfs will never be a thing because femoids would constantly seeth and queef at their own obscolescence +>AI generated content will never live to get good enough because hacks and frauds can't stop screeching about how computers are "stealing" their jobs +--- 635115738 +>>635115686 +>Can you prove that AI fags start shit, you time wasting fuck that makes bad art? +--- 635115740 +>>635115405 +I was also trained on copyrighted artworks, so was every artist on the planet. This argument might as well say it's bad because it's not human because apparently rules are different for the two species +--- 635115771 +>Tool allows everyone to express themselves, regardless of artistic ability +>This is bad because...? +--- 635115789 +>>635115686 +is this satire? +--- 635115808 +>>635115771 +How will I sell my fotm anime slut scribbles commissions? +--- 635115810 +>>635115736 +Honestly VR gfs are all you need. Anything more real than that is more hassle than it's worth. Just need good VR gfs now. +--- 635115814 +>>635106036 +>On what planet is it AI artists seething about traditional artists and not the other way around? + +Literally every AI pajeet has failed drawfaf posts like "HAHA ARTISTS BTFO HAHA LOOK AT THIS I CAN MAKE 5 BILLION GENERIC ANIME IMAGES IN SECONDS THAT MEANS IM BETTER THAN YOU AND YOU'RE GETTING REPLACED HAHA FUCK YOU I AM A REAL ARTIST AND SHOULD BE GETTING PAID AND PUT UP IN GALLERIES COPE COPE ARTISTS BTFO" +--- 635115816 +>>635115616 +Look, let me back up a few steps and clarify what I meant from the start because I think this is getting a bit tangled by interpretation. +Do AI artists troll traditional artists? Obviously yes. Do AI artists make fun of and mock traditional artists? Obviously yes. +But are AI artists actually upset? Are they crying while they make these posts? Do they have bulging veins in their forehead, furiously smashing they keys and clenching their teeth in their angry hatred of traditional art? No, I don't think so. Trying just trolling easy targets because its funny. + +This is in contrast to traditional artist, who ARE actually getting visibly upset and crying and shitting their pants. +--- 635115821 +>>635097354 (OP) +An ai generated this meme +--- 635115827 +>>635114263 +if only sankaku had this, hentai sites suffer the worst due to AI art. +--- 635115838 +>>635115740 +I was trained on actual naked women and anatomy books. What now? +--- 635115842 +>>635115331 +Anon, it's not too late to learn to code +--- 635115861 +>>635115814 +This nigga just seethed in all caps to prove he's not the one seething +--- 635115883 +>>635115814 +*failed drawfag +--- 635115890 +>>635115616 +>You see the same thing happen on /3/ /v/ /g/ +On /v/ ever single thread with AI drawing get flooded by seething anons calling OP Pajeet and nitpicking every single problem with AI drawing. The amount of seething is insane here, so I have no idea what you're talking about +--- 635115891 +>>635114935 +I've seen one AI fan in particular who's seemingly happy about AI specifically because he wants artists to be replaced. What a fag. +--- 635115895 +>>635115814 +>Literally every +Ok, prove it. +--- 635115896 +>>635114902 +Damn, did they just do the AKIRA bike slide?!? +--- 635115898 +Tick Tock commissionfags +--- 635115905 +>>635115814 +bro chill +--- 635115908 +>>635114625 +it's extremely weird behaviour calling ai generated art fan art +--- 635115917 +>AIfags provoking artfags on a daily basis +>"haha it was just a joke! we never actually insulted artfags!" +What the fuck is this thread? +--- 635115924 +>>635115838 +No you weren't, you copied works from artists you like at some point. Don't lie to me, I've been through this myself. There's not an artist out there that didn't use copyrighted works at some point. Not to mention refs, do you own every ref you use? Why are you allowed to train on them and not the robot? +--- 635115936 +>>635115810 +I want to hold something in my arms, VR can't provide that +--- 635115942 +>>635097354 (OP) +AI can get good art, but it's bad at making exactly what you want, it's bad at making characters art if this character is your OC or not known well. Human artists can have mediocre skills, but they can made art look exactly as you want if given enough time. +--- 635115958 +>>635115890 +We call you pajeet and make fun of you because you were fucking obnoxious and spam the board and argue for hours, as proven by your encylopedia of /v/ threads +--- 635115959 +>>635115917 +>>AIfags provoking artfags on a daily basis +You've still yet to prove this. +--- 635115960 +>>635115908 +it's art created by a fan +--- 635115965 +>>635112319 +have you seen the sonic +--- 635115971 +>>635115789 +>>635115738 +That's a no then. +--- 635115994 +ai looks like shit anyway +--- 635116042 +Most AI "artists" can't even imagine an apple and rotate it in their mind +--- 635116051 +>>635115890 +I'm not talking about those threads. I'm talking about threads specifically made to provoke artists and insult them. Like I said, you see it in threads that don't have anything to do with AI but are drawing related. +--- 635116061 +>AI has better art direction that every single troon western "artist" +--- 635116070 +>>635114263 +deviant art shoulnt die +fuck. +--- 635116084 +>>635115686 +https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/629642039/#629642039 +https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/626805425/#626805425 +https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/626801982/#626801982 +https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/626782116/#626782116 +https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/626504564/#626504564 +https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/626465676/#626465676 +https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/626350376/#626350376 +https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/626347290/#626347290 +https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/626343126/#626343126 +https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/626071575/#626071575 +https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/626069609/#626069609 +https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/625931075/#625931075 +https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/623412798/#623412798 +https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/622975398/#622975398 +https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/622918774/#622918774 +https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/622795465/#622795465 +https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/621404002/#621404002 +https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/621131914/#621131914 +https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/619998130/#619998130 +https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/619512780/#619512780 +https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/616089627/#616089627 +https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/615351240/#615351240 +https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/615095998/#615095998 +https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/614240095/#614240095 +https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/614005117/#614005117 +https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/613937919/#613937919 +https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/613919571/#613919571 +https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/613904809/#613904809 +https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/612370003/#612370003 +https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/609642627/#609642627 +https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/609003669/#609003669 +--- 635116098 +>>635115942 +>but they can made art look exactly as you want if given enough time. +AI art is no different. You're unironically conflating the (LONG) time it takes a human to draw something to the short time an AI takes, and saying they're comparable because of the 5s it takes for an AI to draw something. You make no sense. AI could do 1000 near finished iterations before your rough draft of what you wanted. +--- 635116107 +>>635114153 +90% of famous artists lived like niggers and usually refused to confirm to society. Them becoming famous after death is more than enough proof that historical revisionism happens daily +--- 635116179 +AI art is cool because it made me realize just how much I appreciate actual art from real artists. No matter how "good" AI art gets, no piece is ever gonna match the feeling you get when you see a drawing from someone you KNOW has a fetish for whatever the picture is about. There's something about the fervor that's transfered from mind to paper that makes art so fun, and is the reason people will continue to draw and follow artists long after all the kinks with AI are ironed out. + +It's that one Spongebob episode where he has a cookoff against Presidion, people can tell where the heart is, it's cool, man. Art rules. +--- 635116181 +>>635116084 +Absolutely seething at nothing but the truth posted by people who are not mad. You're only proving him right, and it's hilarious. +--- 635116182 +>>635115959 +How are you this delusional? Are you actually autistic? +--- 635116203 +buy dogecoin nft ai art dogecoin twitter elon musk dogecoin nft dogecoin ai nft +--- 635116230 +>>635114956 +>>635115151 +because it makes you look insecure. +Just shut up and if death comes let it do silently. +--- 635116237 +I don't have a problem with people using AI art. Use it however you see fit. I just don't like constantly being screeched at "NGMI NGMI USE AI ART INSTEAD" by retards on 4chan, and by my own father, when I'm just drawing for fun. Just shut up already. +--- 635116243 +>>635115960 +wasn't created by a fan though, was created by ai +--- 635116259 +>>635116237 +ngmi +--- 635116267 +>>635097354 (OP) +good to know internet "artists" don't care what we prompterchads do :^) +--- 635116296 +>>635116181 +>It's not happening. +>Okay, it's happening, but they're right. +--- 635116319 +>>635115346 +>gamergate +The most terrifying thing about gamergate was that people were so bored they started caring about some slut fucking game devs +--- 635116324 +>>635116243 +ai is just a tool like a pencil +--- 635116327 +>>635116084 +>every single one is made in reference to the already existing conflict between ai and traditional artists that had already progressed into open hostility +You go back to beginning and I'll tell you what you find. +>ai people find out that reasonably coherent art can be generated by ai +>massive hype, excitement spreads +>no conflict with anyone at all until traditional artists (mostly fandom trannies and pornographers) realize that their income is threatened +>they start rejecting it en masse and using their platforms to propagandize against it +That's how it happened. Traditional artists started it, and AI is going to finish it. +Cope. +Seethe. +Dilate. +React however you want, it will not stop the inevitable. +--- 635116353 +>can generate art for free without any effort whatsoever +>somehow this is a bad thing +I recently generated a shitload of cool portraits for my faction in Starsector, this shit's great. +--- 635116367 +>the replies to this thread +I was going to disagree, but I think the OP might be right after all... +--- 635116368 +>>635116182 +Examples? +--- 635116389 +>>635116296 +It isn't happening. See the post you ignored because it made a fool out of you>>635115816 + +And see>>635116327 + +You are a literal sperg. +--- 635116412 +>>635116267 +who would care about slaves to the machine? +--- 635116438 +>>635116179 +This is what I imagine handweavers sounded like as looms became popular. +--- 635116453 +>>635116179 +Post the version of him where he's a nigger +--- 635116481 +>>635116179 +this post is kinda gay anon, good luck. +--- 635116513 +AI art is boring because real art always comes from a heart and personality. Even if they can somehow replicate a fraction of personality, it's always just a ripoff of some artists personality that already exists, because it's not really "intelligence". It doesn't really learn or get inspired, it just copies and mashes things together like soulless machine. +--- 635116515 +How do I generate ai art from my phone? +--- 635116519 +>>635116438 +unironically, if you read what handweavers were protesting they were entirely correct, it was a cultural shift that lead to corporate control + +said corporate interests have boiled it down to laughing at the silly rubes of the past +--- 635116583 +>>635114625 +>no it's not a trap, it's female +--- 635116591 +>>635116412 +you don't sound tough. thats all. +--- 635116598 +>>635116179 +This is reality +https://twitter.com/BigJoeySlaps/status/1631337326898028546 +--- 635116602 +>>635116519 +Following the adoption of new technology, those left behind react aggressively. First by seething, then with luddite hostility. Then, they are gone forever. +Nothing is new under the Sun. +--- 635116660 +>>635116602 +and you will never be in the rich boy's club using their tools +--- 635116672 +>>635116513 +>art always comes from a heart and personality +This applies to AI art too. AI is just a tool, a person is directing it. Art is a product that an artist decides to present to the world. +--- 635116686 +>>635115405 +How is feeding millions of images into a computer any different to going to an art gallery? +--- 635116705 +>>635116243 +Commission artfaggots aren't fans either +--- 635116707 +>>635116368 +Do you even use this website outside of these AI threads? Anon posted plenty of examples and you can easily find plenty more without any effort, but of course you'll say they won't count because they're a "reaction to artist aggression" +--- 635116728 +I know that it's inevitable but why can't we just automate the shit jobs nobody wants to do first, before getting rid of one of the only jobs humans actually feel satisfied doing +--- 635116751 +>>635116707 +>Do you even use this website outside of these AI threads? +Yes. +Now, examples. +And no, when you talk shit about something and someone and they talk shit back doesn't count. +--- 635116773 +>>635116707 +He didn't post one single example of what was asked for. +--- 635116802 +>ask for Madara Uchiha laughing +>Get enel with a Naruto haircut +Why is AI so fucking retarded? +--- 635116824 +>>635116728 +No one wants to train to be an artist, it's a good job to automate. 99% of the reason pencil draggers are mad is because even after years they can't compete with what an AI can do in seconds. They regret wasting their lives and are tying nooses as we speak. +--- 635116828 +>>635116773 +for what it's worth, there's comedy in this image that an artist wouldn't make it this fucking unreadable +--- 635116841 +AI art still can't do hands and feet. And there's the obvious problem of AI art being incapable of consistently drawing the same things in different poses or perspective +--- 635116859 +>>635097354 (OP) +>pic +Explain the artstation meltdown then +--- 635116860 +>>635116686 +The only difference that actually matters at all is that the actions of humans/human brains is legally protected by law and identical actions by computers aren't protected by those same laws because the laws predate computers and the people in charge of updating the laws are old fossils that can barely comprehend what an email is. +Keep in mind that law is about what is written down, not what makes sense or is fair or is useful. +--- 635116861 +>>635116841 +don't worry neither can real artists +--- 635116871 +>>635116660 +Thanks to the advancement of technology I have enough money to buy fifty looms and the electricity needed to run a stable diffusion fork on my machine. +When I think about what my life and the lives of my loved ones would be like if the handweavers and blacksmiths and woodworkers had gotten their way in the 17th century and frozen progress, I am overcome with disgust. +--- 635116876 +>>635097354 (OP) +I still draw vidya +and I still get commissions so I can continue drawing vidya. +--- 635116879 +>>635116841 +>>635116598 +--- 635116887 +>>635116728 +You are being fooled +AI will hardly replace industry artists and animators, it will be a tool to make less complex frames/fillers or parts of artwork, but handmade art will always be useful for those projects. +Who suffers from this are the subhuman tumblr-tier artists taking commission for furry porn and single frames of botched "art" because an AI can do a better job than them +--- 635116898 +>>635106036 +why do you think they post these ai art threads in the first place? +--- 635116932 +>>635116898 +cuz they can't draw instead +--- 635116941 +>>635116879 +>6 toes +--- 635116974 +>>635116887 +Why is it bad for people who aren't great artists yet to make some money while they hone their skills? How is that not preferable to them needing to get a carpet cleaning job and not having time or mental energy to practice their art? +--- 635116997 +>>635116887 +Professionals are already losing jobs because of AI. Things like covers for books or CDs, posters for movies, avatars for MSM, deepfakes, img2imging family photos for fun and soon even full trailers and all kinds of video will be done by AI. +We're also approaching the era of AI 3D and I'm sure you can figure out what that implies. + +You are being retarded. +--- 635117051 +>>635116974 +Most of these guys are unironic knuckledraggers who eat up lies like "da vinci was never formally taught and yet better than modern art leftism gender?? huh??" so they drag in all kinds of unrelated nonsense about artists being bad because they just...are, ok!? +--- 635117090 +>>635114441 +>AI art will forever just be derivative shit. +/thread +--- 635117117 +>>635116802 +At least this time it got the character right +--- 635117126 +>>635117090 +>>635114441 +The simple fact you nerds constantly brag about being able to spot AI art proves you wrong. It creates new styles, that's how you can notice it. +--- 635117158 +>>635097354 (OP) +It's true. I still prefer human art. +--- 635117159 +>dropouts that have never seen a matrix operation in their lives try to explain how AI works +lel +--- 635117164 +>>635117126 +bro its only two styles are "perfectly generic anime/realistic looking pinup" +--- 635117198 +>>635117126 +If we're talking about people it's dead obvious, nearly all AI art with people in it will either fuck up the hands or feet, or the guy generating it will notice that and will deliberately create an image that obviously goes out of its way to obscure the hands and feet. Which is something that novices and amateurs do, but that makes no sense, because the rest of the picture is hyper detailed +--- 635117220 +>>635117126 +seethe forever,AI's cock sucker +--- 635117247 +>>635116974 +Because degenrate subhuman "artists" making money with lazy furry porn aren't real artist in the first place +If there's a "profession" that should be replaced it's exactly that +--- 635117263 +>>635117164 +>>635117198 +>>635117220 +It's so funny how deranged and deluded you are. +--- 635117268 +>>635116887 +This. +There is actually no functional difference in making a masterpiece with AI than with traditional methods. The amount of effort to accomplish the required precision would be equal to the effort put into simply learning how to draw and making it directly. The only benefit would be to people who literally can't make their own art, paraplegics. + +>>635116974 +If you can make a living off trash, why would these young artists strive for anything more? +If you can only make a living off quality art, what are they going to be striving to accomplish then? + +>>635116997 +>mass product trash is being replaced +That's their point, and it's a good thing. +--- 635117281 +How are there seriously people that think that AI art isn't going to get better? Like, are there people really that naive? +I see so many people saying stuff like "AI art will never blah blah" or "AI art doesn't matter because it can't make hands" like they think the tech is just going to stop improving today. +--- 635117312 +>>635117247 +chad move +--- 635117369 +>>635117247 +>Using the villain from puss in boots to grand stand over ai art +He's literally the type of person to kill an artist because he doesn't want to hear them seethe about ai art +--- 635117396 +>>635116513 +>because real art always comes from a heart and personality +Only 1% of real art comes from soul, 99% made to chase clout or commissions +--- 635117406 +>>635117268 +>>mass product trash is being replaced +Those aren't mass products, those are big gigs. + +>>635117281 +It's already better than most traditional art. +--- 635117435 +>>635097354 (OP) +This is the most pathetic cope I've seen this year so far +--- 635117440 +>>635117247 +>>635117268 +Well, I'm glad that in your world all these people who had passion and dreams can just start working in coal mines again instead. Truly a utopia you're envisioning. +--- 635117446 +don't worry artbros I'm sure those loomis heads will turn into something great a few years from now +--- 635117458 +>>635117159 +It's surreal. I've spent almost a decade working with shit like this and all of a sudden a bunch of AI enthusiasts show up with incredibly faulty understanding of how the tech they use works and make pretty bizarre claims about AI tech in general. It's a strange feeling, even people I know in real life try to lecture me on stuff they know nothing about. +--- 635117461 +I made this with my soul. +--- 635117487 +>>635097354 (OP) +i dont +--- 635117538 +>>635117281 +Not surprised. This same mindset has led us to a lot of bad decisions in the past like covid +--- 635117545 +>>635117406 +Whether they were big or not doesn't matter, they were still mass production trash with no artistic merit. +--- 635117550 +>>635117458 +shut up and program the new version of chat GPT that's an AGI to programe itself to be god so it can take over society +--- 635117569 +>>635117051 +>artists being bad +I dislike most artists because they're snobby and a bunch of attentionwhores. They think they're divine beings just because they have the ability to draw. +--- 635117570 +>>635107996 +I love how almost everyone shitting on the guy has pronouns and mental illnesses listed in the in bio +--- 635117571 +>>635117263 +I don't mean to nitpick, but do you really not see anything wrong with this? +--- 635117580 +>>635116997 +>Professionals are already losing jobs because of AI. +No they aren't. An artbook won't fill itself with AI generated image. Art won't stop being produced, especially for real places/people . Photography requires actual knowledge and human work. Even animation will require human input and artists and only use AI as a tool +The only "people" suffering are the subhumans they are heavily using tracing ripping off each other to charge for art sp lazy even a bot does it +--- 635117613 +>>635117461 +it looks like you lowered the layer with the nose on it but forgot the fix the shading for the nose to match +--- 635117660 +>>635117545 +>they were still mass production trash with no artistic merit. +Disingenuous cunts like you disgust me. + +>>635117570 +They're in this thread too. They're literally all troons. +--- 635117674 +>>635117550 +Yeah, this is pretty much the sort of buzzword filled comment I have to deal with now. +--- 635117682 +>>635117569 +I wouldn't know anything about how artists act because I don't spend all day on Twitter. +--- 635117685 +>>635117263 +>perfectly generic anime +ok cool thanks. +--- 635117694 +>>635116997 +>Professionals are already losing jobs because of AI. +Professionals won't be replaced. They will use AI to make more high quality art than they could before. It's trash that will be replaced +--- 635117701 +>>635117458 +One day AI will lecture you instead +--- 635117712 +>m-muh hands +Lol +--- 635117718 +>>635117571 +>so retarded he misses the point +--- 635117730 +>>635117164 +That is because that is what people prompt. AIs are perfectly capable of creating pretty much anything in any style imaginable, you just gotta ask for it. + +This is what was produced with the prompt +>A satanic ritual as imagined by a child :: red and blue ballpoint pen, pencil, paper, deep shadows, satanic +--- 635117735 +>>635117440 +Oh nooooo +The poor low quality artists can't spend every waking moment in front of their screens anymore :CCC +Instead of masturbating to pornography for three hours a day, they have to spend that time actually contributing to the society that keeps them alive. The horror... + +The strong will pull through. The weak were always going to be worthless anyway. +--- 635117742 +>>635117674 +can you put your AI on the metaverse? +--- 635117767 +>Ask AI to draw a female +>Makes her busty and curvy because it knows there's only two genders +I, for one, welcome our AI overlords +--- 635117783 +>>635117730 +generic anime art +--- 635117787 +>>635117660 +You're telling me that the average book/CD cover, movie poster, pfp, and movie trailer has artistic merit? Are you brain damaged? +--- 635117793 +>>635117580 +https://www.tomorrowsworldtoday.com/2023/04/24/ai-generated-image-wins-world-renowned-photography-competition/ +https://www.forbes.com/sites/robsalkowitz/2022/09/16/ai-is-coming-for-commercial-art-jobs-can-it-be-stopped/?sh=6b915eb854b0 +Yes they are. +--- 635117819 +>>635117735 +Yes, more people making money for the elites truly is contributing to society. +--- 635117823 +>>635117730 +I wish more people did cool proompts like this instead of endless generic anime shit +--- 635117839 +The day I show someone a painting I made and they go "you could have just made that with AI" is probably the day I'll start seething +--- 635117841 +>>635117718 +You posted it in response to an anon mentioning hands. This hand is still fucked. What point did I miss? That you were telling them to "touch grass"? +--- 635117886 +>>635117819 +It is. You're a fucking disgrace to every workers movement that has ever existed. Your faggotry cannot be understated. +--- 635117905 +>>635114625 +Did he get called an incel because he used the female word? +--- 635117907 +>>635117701 +your post is a perfect example of what I'm talking about +--- 635117924 +>>635111563 +Brainlet take. +--- 635117962 +You have to start drawing more unique and/or obscure characters with characteristics and features that AI can't quite replicate to get money from a niche, retards. Still no AI that can make r34 of overwatch omnics. +--- 635117969 +>>635107996 +oh god it's just a thousand instances of butthurt +--- 635117986 +>>635117793 +AI art winning with some shitty competition with surrealist nonsense picture is not a threat to actually artists in the entertainment industry, though it's quite funny how the pic has 3 hands +--- 635118002 +>>635117117 +>Young Madara Uchiha grinning maniacally while doing fire ball jutsu +Literally none of these look like young Madara they look like shotas cosplaying as Madara 10 seconds before a big breasted woman rapes them +--- 635118013 +>>635117986 +>some shitty competition +c +o +p +e +--- 635118104 +>>635117886 +What is your job if I may ask? +--- 635118128 +Why is AI so problematic? Yikes +--- 635118136 +>>635118002 +That's what i said, AI can do mainstream rather well, but anything nishe is near impossible for them to make. +--- 635118178 +>>635118079 +Where's her bleached tattoo? +--- 635118186 +>>635118002 +proompting skill issue +--- 635118213 +>>635118002 +>>635118136 +If you want something obscure you train your own model. +--- 635118214 +>>635117886 +"Workers" don't go to furrycon and take art commissions +--- 635118215 +>>635117823 +I've been using Midjourney exclusively to visualize a fantasy setting I am writing and fleshing out. It's a godsend to be able to visualize ideas on the fly, and in doing so I have also created visual aides for possible readers (as if, I am way too autistic and self-conscious to share my cringy writing with actual people) that I've included into the writings as in-universe depictions and artworks of things. + +I probably would have given up on writing if I did not have this tool to spice it up, to be honest. +--- 635118235 +>>635118186 +Ai generate young Madara btfoing a bunch of jobber ninjas then +--- 635118239 +AI art sucks at staying on model so it will be many years before I can use it to make X character fuck Y character and actually strongly resemble the characters I wish to see fucking. +--- 635118276 +>>635115842 +Ai is supposedly supposed to be able to do that too. Though some royalties are due +--- 635118296 +>>635097354 (OP) +>AI fans taking the bait this hard +Why are you doing this? You're proving the comic right. +--- 635118303 +>>635118239 +proompting skill issue +--- 635118345 +>>635118136 +>naruto +>niche +get an AI to make fanart of decim death parade that doesn't just look like a generic white-haired anime boy. +--- 635118352 +>>635118303 +>skill +--- 635118360 +>>635115924 +>>635115740 +a robot doesn't create it merely reproduces according to an algorythm, it isn't even close to being the same process +"rules are different for the two??" lol yeah. they are, do you have zero self-awareness or something? +--- 635118373 +>>635118352 +you lack it and a brain to realize it +--- 635118419 +>>635106036 +You dont go to porn focused servers then +>AI art gets posted +>Several people come out of fucking nowhere to call the art shit +>OP gets buttmad and reports to mods +>Mods tell them to fuck off +>OP says "You all need to get with the times!" then leaves +--- 635118436 +>>635118303 +There is no prompt you can make to get an AI to stay on model as yet, because AIs do not understand the concept of character models yet. The character will always blur from one interpretation to another. +--- 635118437 +>>635118373 +I can draw, I don't need to proomp. +--- 635118470 +Finally, Alita AI anime that follows through the manga soon +--- 635118472 +>>635116319 +Gamergate was hilarious. It was surreal to watch them kvetch about /v/ in front of the UN general assembly. +--- 635118505 +>>635118437 +so you're coping that AI draws better than you +--- 635118595 +>>635115740 +>I did a fourier analysis on a song and smashed out a few frequencies i didn't like +>Therefore this whole frequency analysis is now mine. + +AI guys really want to hide what their ai is doing (convolving a database of stolen work; aka smearing a signal with a bunch of signal analysis and reproducing it like a song). +--- 635118615 +>>635106036 +It’s projection and cope +--- 635118643 +>>635097354 (OP) +kys inkcel +--- 635118659 +>>635118595 +FYI this is exact same thing all artist do irl +>I'm "learning" by drawing what other artist drew years ago +--- 635118663 +>>635106036 +>AI artists +lmao +--- 635118664 +/ic/ is still seething LMAO +--- 635118670 +>>635118595 +The training data is not relevant to anything, you're just coping. +--- 635118686 +>>635118505 +you think? +draw this character, front view with that exact outfit both hands on her hips with one eye closed. + +you are allowed to use your "skill" anon +--- 635118743 +>>635106036 +"Look at this comic I made to show you how much I don't care" has and always will be hilarious +--- 635118748 +>>635118659 +>[Citation needed] +If music so much thinks that you stole a chord you get sued into oblivion. Ai guys eant to dodge intellectual property laws while thinking the stolen work they "produce" is theirs. Pay your dues +--- 635118749 +>>635118664 +artists don't look +https://civitai.com/models/18177/gigachad-diffusionlora +--- 635118752 +>>635118664 +Is /ic/ in the thread with us right now? +--- 635118778 +Didnt most of that AI art shit die when that Naruto Monkey picture thing happened which lead to that one comic someone published but couldnt make any money because they technically didnt own the copyright to any of it? +--- 635118810 +>>635118686 +I would never prompt something so ugly. +--- 635118845 +>>635097354 (OP) +Then don't go to places where people post algorithm generated video game fan art, OP. + +Don't be a little faggot victim about it. +--- 635118861 +>>635118810 +thanks anon, you just proved my point. + +I love you. +--- 635118895 +>>635118861 +You don't have any skill if that's the best you can do. +--- 635118896 +These threads are always the worst because the anti-AI fags are stuck in October 2022 and the AI fags try to troll the AI fags while posting the shittiest examples possible. + +Fucking retards. Look at the AI art generals on /h/ or /e/ if you have any doubts about what this tech can produce. +--- 635118906 +>>635118778 +Why would that cause AI art to die? Only a handful of people are generating art with the intention of making money off of it. The vast majority of people are generating coom material for themselves or other personal projects. +--- 635118919 +>>635106036 +Every art thread gets spammed with AI demoralization +Trolls get a kick out of it +--- 635118937 +>>635118896 +This tech does a great job stealing. Pay your royalties bub. +--- 635119016 +>>635118937 +kys inkcel +--- 635119029 +>mfw redditors actually use the term "AI artist" for people who write prompts +--- 635119043 +>>635118296 +It's a lack of self control. +--- 635119078 +>>635116871 +and if the people of the past and your ancestors could see what sort of people you suburbanites would devolve into so would they +--- 635119097 +>>635117263 +The arm isn't aligned with the hand. +--- 635119135 +>>635119029 +they make better art than you +--- 635119143 +>>635119016 +Gotta make those payments. I know you don't want to but you are required even if you are trying to steal work +--- 635119152 +>>635097354 (OP) +I think this is an edit, but I've never seen a comic get proven right so quickly before. +--- 635119161 +>>635116871 +Based. Fuck inkcels and yuddites +--- 635119170 +>>635106036 +When ai "artists" learned that copyright does not apply to ai art they proceeded to seethe and shart themselves +--- 635119187 +>>635119097 +>>635117685 +>>635117571 +Yo u can't make this shit up. +Touch grass. +--- 635119208 +>>635116871 +Nice hand wave. I too wish to ignore intellectual property laws and not pay royalties for sampling other works +--- 635119215 +>not content with having a shit bait thread archive, AI pajeets make another to shill and troll +>>635095937 → +god I hate you retards and the faggot mods who allow this retardation to happen +--- 635119272 +>>635117461 +Bent nose with 3 noseholes? +3 Eyebrows? +The ears seem low. +--- 635119351 +>>635097354 (OP) +lmao yeah this is basically every new indie game thread now. +--- 635119391 +I don't care for AI generated images because the truth is, it's a little painful to face the fact that all forms of human expression can be imitated by a sufficiently large and guided database. + +Mere months ago it was obvious to me what was and wasn't AI generated. Still generally is. But the times I have failed to detect the difference is because I project traits - the deliberateness of a line or curve, the influences that I thought I could see in a work - onto the picture. I know that someday I won't be able to perceive a difference. The shame in that isn't that something changed, it's that nothing changed at all. I could only ever see what I was looking for, and nothing else. +--- 635119392 +>>635118906 +A lot of people who were pushing for it were former NFT tech bros who blamed artists for not just letting them steal their art to sell as snake oil +When AI art was starting they were super into rubbing it into artists faces that theyre going to make all the money now, and once they found out its a dry well they bailed that shit too +--- 635119436 +>>635118470 +Wow, this one looks a bit different than all the other AI shit posted in that thread +--- 635119478 +>>635118104 +I'm a unionized cargo loader. You don't have to worry about telling me if I'm a real worker or not, I already assume I'm not. + +>>635118214 +Correct, but that doesn't stop furry pornographers from claiming to be workers and that their little pseudoguilds are serious worker organizations. +--- 635119483 +>>635119135 +I don't make anything and neither do they lmao + +Jesus "AI artist" really are just failed pathetic drawfags arnt they? +--- 635119572 +>>635119391 +Technological achievements should be celebrated. +--- 635119575 +>>635119391 +Ai generated is a bit of a misnomer. Just cause the ai is playing bohemian rhapsody on a loot does not mean bohemian rhapsody belongs to the ai. +--- 635119603 +>>635118505 +>AI draws +>draws +Generates would be a better word, no? +--- 635119616 +>>635119135 +Chess computers play better chess than me +I don't call someone using a chess engine, a "chess player" +--- 635119624 +>>635119572 +Technological advancements aren't always a good thing, generally speaking. +--- 635119635 +>>635119392 +Eh, grifters are involved in every new venture. I doubt they were that big of an audience if they are presumably gone now and yet AI is more popular than ever. +--- 635119679 +>>635097354 (OP) +>"Reeeeee! Stop using AI-generated art for free and pay overpriced commissions from entitled shitty artists instead!" +--- 635119718 +I miss scrolling sadpanda without a bunch of shitty: +>My Harem (AI GENERATED) +galleries taking up space. +Literally no one cares about your AI-slop. If we disregard the fact that it's all super generic and boring, the fact that we could just as well generate it ourselves means there's no reason to consume your trash. +--- 635119760 +>>635119391 +I mean, this disappointment is kind of your own fault for thinking that humans had some kind of "divine spark" in them to begin with. We're just very advanced meat computers with a FUCKTON of processing power. +--- 635119801 +>>635119392 +They are pretty much parasites. Without artists they are nothing. +But they are shamed and humiliated by the their "fathers", because they are lazy and lack skill and effort, so they throw tantrums like this, with their little derivative toys. +--- 635119807 +>>635119624 +This one is. You're coping illogically. +>oh no it's good +--- 635119813 +>>635097354 (OP) +Surprising how accurate this is, although it certainly goes the other way as well. +--- 635119823 +>>635119760 +Maybe you are a glorified meat slop computer but i know i'm not :) +--- 635119860 +>>635119718 +Cope and seethe autist. +--- 635119873 +>>635119679 +>"Reeeee! Stop playing Mobile games for free and pay overpriced console games from entitled shitty dev crews instead!" +--- 635119883 +>>635119572 +--- 635119890 +>>635119807 +Did you even read the post you just replied to? +--- 635119929 +>>635119860 +I am not coping, but I am indeed seething. +--- 635120001 +>>635119572 +Don't particularly care for this one. + +>>635119760 +I'm aware that its entirely my own fault for thinking that way and don't disagree with your descriptor of what humans are. It's just not a fantasy I thought I would lose the pleasure of indulging in quite like this. +--- 635120152 +Good. People should dedicate themselves to working a real job 12 hours a day, not frivolous trash like drawing or writing. This is what the future is all about. +--- 635120296 +>>635120001 +>>635119760 +Shit doesn't even make sense because creating AIs that can do things as amazing as create art is proof we HAVE a divine spark. + +I swear to god people are mentally retarded for not understanding how monumental this achievement is. Literally one of the greatest things humanity has ever done or will ever do. It's so far away from survival it isn't even funny, it's pure soul. +--- 635120336 +>>635119635 +They particularly show up for stuff thats potentially profitable with the very little amount of work, NFTs, Snake Oils, Drop shippers. And they thought AI would get to the point where they just need to type a few buttons and then then they have a whole crappy little Netflix show, the amount of AI art posts and stuff greatly dropped after February when it became clear they wont make any money from it +Only people who really stick to it is actually like, artists who want a reference that they will then draw themselves later, or like someone who doesnt have any taste of what they consume +>>635119801 +Everyone wants to be someone, but just like games, do you really think you win if you use an Aimbot to play the game? +--- 635120395 +>>635120336 +--- 635120438 +Why the hell are these threads allowed but vidya drawing threads get deleted on sight? The janitors are complete garbage +--- 635120471 +>>635120336 +There are thousands of patreons, youtubes, fanboxes, and other schemes making money +--- 635120537 +>the artfag thinks he could be a literal caveman and out of nowhere come up with hot modern anime bazongas while others are creating crude cave paintings because he's not "derivative" +--- 635120614 +>>635120537 +i would smash your head with a rock if you said that shit to me irl meet me in cave faggot +--- 635120697 +>>635120296 +>A computer creating a less capable computer is proof that the computer is divinely inspired + +You can create Conway's Game of Life within itself. Is that proof that the game is proof of divinity? +--- 635120712 +>>635097354 (OP) +BURUNYUUUU +--- 635120743 +>>635120697 +This is one of the most retarded things I've read this year. Good job? +--- 635120805 +>>635120438 +It is truly a mystery, you could say some mod has a certain agenda for letting AI shills shit on /v/ for free. +>>635116084 +You know its the mods fault when these anime retarded shills dont fucking DARE shit /a/ with their garbage, but get free passes on /v/ +--- 635120806 +>>635120743 +Says the man who thinks humans are extra speshul +--- 635120843 +>>635120806 +The kikes got you good. +--- 635120873 +>>635114902 +Post the Disney one, where they reuse animations from different movies. +--- 635120979 +>>635120296 +AI doesn't "create" anything, it takes from a database and between how it was coded and user input, generates something. + +It is a search engine with a sausage factory attached where pictures come in and pictures come out. Forgive me for not being moved. +--- 635121032 +>>635107996 +It does trigger me that they don't spend the extra minute to fix some of the details +--- 635121084 +>>635100020 +based. I can make any character squat and take a shit with AI +--- 635121115 +>>635111563 +Depends. The dime a dozen ai waifus are getting old but we might see some actual creative uses for it +--- 635121180 +>>635114486 +Yeah now imagine if they spent more than 10 seconds on it +--- 635121218 +>>635121180 +and yet nobody ever does +--- 635121241 +>>635120843 +The kikes also think humans (or at least the kikes themselves) are extra speshul +--- 635121261 +>>635120979 +People don't "create" anything either, they just take from a bunch of concepts that they understand through language and whatever. +--- 635121276 +>>635097354 (OP) +The OP is half true. There are definitely buttmad ai fags who just want to rile up artists, but the part on the right where the artists ignore it and have fun amongst themselves is blatantly untrue +--- 635121293 +fun? have you seen the drawthread? +--- 635121316 +>>635121261 +People are not binaries machine no matter how much cope you throw at it. +--- 635121383 +Honestly I haven't seen that much difference with ai around, the only real difference i see is people with nire auto generated sparkledogs but they still commission me, in fact they commission me more now +--- 635121393 +>>635121276 +Indeed +There are AIfags that are eternally butthurt since they will never be real artists and the thought of a prompt artist or prompt engineer being a real job is laughable. +But artists are seething too since the machine is indeed good at making pretty images. Fucked up hands, consistency and blurry lines aside, it can make pretty images in a second, and some do feel threatened by it. +--- 635121394 +>>635121261 +What an unbelievably retarded thing to say. +--- 635121402 +>>635121218 +Because you only see the worst of it and probably dont even realize its AI when its good +--- 635121427 +>>635114306 +>pretty much every AI gives women big melons +Nice, for this reason alone I'm on the AI side +--- 635121440 +>>635114902 +i remember when i was younger i was walking home with my mom and a friend and i saw a guy trying to stop his bycicle like that and it just flipped and he fell over. i audibly laughed pretty loud and got two weird looks. i think it's a very retarded way of stopping the vehicle +--- 635121459 +>>635121316 +Go ahead and tell me that with words you created. You aren't saying anything new or creating any novel ideas + +>>635121394 +Not as retarded as no argument +--- 635121471 +>>635114930 +AI's cake on the right +--- 635121516 +>>635115234 +how embarrassing +>>635115267 +kino. +--- 635121584 +>>635114306 +Mommah Lisa <3 +--- 635121638 +>>635115917 +>everyone is one person +--- 635121651 +>>635121316 +Not binary, but machines nonetheless +--- 635121654 +>>635121261 +It's true. That's why we haven't advanced since the stone age. +--- 635121742 +>>635116941 +>nooo AI art is all the same +>nooo you can't do that differently +--- 635121856 +>>635121261 +>Implying blatant signal analysis is the same as how people learn. +Let me guess your brain functions on perceptertrons and weights too? +--- 635121873 +>>635121261 +The human "database" is human experience. AI does not have a database of experience to draw from because it experiences nothing, it is a system that outputs based on what it is given. + +If you're saying humans are just systems that output based on what they experience then sure, true. But AI generated media can only ever be a secondhand reflection of that experience. +--- 635121884 +>>635116828 +be gone, ESL +--- 635122016 +>>635121651 +look at him go! +--- 635122136 +>>635097354 (OP) +>Can I commission? +>Yes, prices for a shitty black and white pencil sketch with terrible lines start at $150, if you want something that actually looks nice that will be $600 + tip, I will spend 4 months making it despite it being doable in a few days. + +I'm glad AI is going to take a shitload of commission art. +--- 635122189 +>>635121261 +Based +--- 635122261 +>>635121873 +Why does this matter? If the AI can take the experiences that are fed to it and turn them into art, what is the functional difference between that and it experiencing those things on its own and then creating art based on those experiences? +--- 635122554 +>>635114486 +>he can't see the AI telling a story of how this woman suffered isolation and desolation in high society before connecting with nature and finding love in the mountains with a farmboy + +It's telling a story here anon, you just have to be able to understand it +--- 635122638 +>>635121261 +--- 635122665 +>>635122261 +The difference exists but it doesn't "matter" because eventually it will reach a point where humans cannot detect it. That's the whole reason I made this post. + +>>635119391 + +I wasn't trying to get one over on you, so don't worry about explaining your perspective to me. "Functionally" I agree with you on every point, and since that seems to be the extent to which you care about things, then why not leave it at that? +--- 635122978 +>>635116243 +computers have fans, stupid +--- 635123357 +AI generated "Art" is completely garbage, most AIs cant draw or comprehend any complex shit you input, the most AIs can do is generating presets determined by the programmer and if you dont know programming or the code isnt open you cant do shit, its just easier to pay some artist to draw for you based on you and his creative thought, AIs keep failing at anything creative, they just copy and paste presets, good for contemplating shit, but repetitive, uninspiring and ultimately annoying having to pay for a good AI to do complex things wrong. +as of now they are to limited and most praise is pure scam +T. have been using lots of different AI tools to develop characters, itens, scenes, for the price of a good AI i can pay some collage student to draw me a full manga. diff --git a/v/635098525.txt b/v/635098525.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..7589e793bc64f0e1560a22ce1f6ff08ef7a57321 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635098525.txt @@ -0,0 +1,322 @@ +----- +--- 635098525 +Why don't games go for this aesthetic anymore? It's timeless, Dishonored still looks better than most triple AAA games nowadays. +Fuck unreal engine +--- 635098631 +>>635098525 (OP) +What the fuck are you talking about? Dishonored didn't even look good on launch. The character models are alright but everything else looks molten and not in a good way. +--- 635098743 +>>635098631 +What about Dishonored 2? +--- 635098754 +>>635098525 (OP) +It's hard to do a consistence art style and direction, so studio now days just go for the realism style. It's required less creative skill and you can easily out source it +--- 635098796 +>>635098631 +It was carried very heavily by the art style and thats a good thing since over reliance on graphics took the soul out of gaming +--- 635098803 +>>635098525 (OP) +Because the art director died +--- 635098816 +>>635098525 (OP) +It takes actual effort to come up with an arstyle, why bother and risk having normies not buy your game because it doesn't "look good"? +--- 635098819 +>>635098631 +The fuck are you talking about? +--- 635098873 +>>635098819 +Go replay Mission 2 and during the boat ride enjoy the lengthy view of the ugliest fucking textures you have seen in your entire life +--- 635099003 +>>635098525 (OP) +>Why don't games go for this aesthetic anymore? +Buying photogrammetry assets from the store is cheaper. +--- 635099009 +>>635098873 +Haven't played the first one in a while but I remember most of the game looking pretty great. I am playing through Dishonored 2 for the first time right and it still has some of the best textures I've seen +--- 635099120 +>>635099009 +Well yeah, 2 looks fine. Dishonored 1 looks very, very bad in a lot of places and is carried by a decent sense of scale and art direction. It's got that low budget early PS3 look. +--- 635099227 +Wasn't that just because they hired the guy behind HL2's art style. + +Most "artist" don't actually have a good sense of art +--- 635101042 +>>635099120 +>Dishonored 1 looks very, very bad in a lot of places +Did you play on low settings or something? The game looks great. +--- 635101154 +getting tired of AAA using generic photorealism +it's boring and takes up way too much fucking storage +mgsv was photorealism but done right with low poly art style, that shit looked great +--- 635101356 +>>635098525 (OP) +Dishonored is a poor man's Thief. The atmosphere in dishonored sucks compared to Thief 1, 2 & 3 +--- 635101462 +Its true that aesthetic and artstyle make a game timeless instead of muh hyper realistic graphics, just look at zelda windwaker game look still like it was released today or jet set radio, dark souls, Borderlands +--- 635101729 +>>635098873 +Consoles +--- 635101793 +>>635101462 +Thief didn't go for stylistic graphics and it's more memorable than this garbage game. Realism is fine, arkane's style is atrocious. +--- 635101846 +>>635098525 (OP) +Video games nowadays are only allowed to have the same two or three visual styles. +--- 635101865 +Looked bad on 360. Played worse. Looks don't matter if the gameplay is shit. +--- 635101954 +>>635098631 +people were praising it for it's stylized visuals you retarded zoomer, you were still shitting your pants back then +--- 635101961 +Retarded character design ruins this pos entirely. +--- 635101974 +>>635098525 (OP) +Dishonored has looked like grey shit forever. Same grimy fantasy. Might as well praise thi4f for the aesthetics. +--- 635102008 +>>635101954 +>people +You mean critics. +Kill yourself. +--- 635102574 +Shall we gather for whisky and cigars tonight? +--- 635102617 +>>635102574 +indeed, i believe so +--- 635102690 +>>635101356 +Dishonored isn't an anything thief, it's not intended to be thief at all other than having stealth mechanics. +--- 635102696 +>>635098525 (OP) +industrial/victorian shit slaps, with or without sci-fi +--- 635102705 +>>635098525 (OP) +I honestly liked it, what would it be called anyway? Whalepunk? +--- 635102779 +>>635101974 +>Dishonored has looked like grey shit forever. +OH MY HECK THIS, EVERY GAME NEEDS MORE COOOOOLOOOOOR +WHY DOES EVERYTHING HAVE TO BE GREY WHEN THERES A WHOLE (PRIDE) RAINBOW WE CAN SLAP ON LIKE IN MY BING BING WAHOO GAMES +--- 635102940 +good art direction always trump realism +--- 635102958 +>>635102574 +The Heart "secrets" were great. +>"He feeds a stray dog every night. He named her Billy." +>"He has a woman friend, as brutish and ugly as he. But they are kind to each other." +>"No one ever mentioned the missing boys. He feels confident he's gotten away with it." +>"He visits his father in the asylum, though the man no longer remembers him." + +It's fun killing or sparing going by what quote you get. +--- 635103381 +>>635101974 +That’s the point it’s suppose to be an industrialized Victorian style setting with a fucking plague going on and most of the missions take place at night there’s not going to be much bright color or shine +--- 635103538 +>>635102940 +This, I’d take Dishonored’s or any other games stylized look than most of the bland souless shit and face scans we have now +--- 635104116 +>>635102690 +steampunk fantasy aesthetic and stealth is what draws that comparison. Both The City from Thief and Dunwall from Dishonored are inspired by Victorian era London. Thief 2 did the whole technology thing better with the mechanists. Far better writing and world building overall. +--- 635104247 +>>635104116 +karras' voice always took me out of the thief 2 setting. You'd have a spooky ass robot walking around that sounds like a looney toons character. +--- 635104249 +>>635098525 (OP) +>>635098803 +>>635098796 + +2011 stomp stomp clap aesthetic +--- 635104397 +>>635104249 +--- 635104470 +>>635103381 +Stuff like Lady Boyles party and the Golden cat straight up just wouldn't work if the rest of the game wasn't pretty grey +--- 635104485 +>>635098525 (OP) +I didn't enjoy Dishonored 1's aesthetic. People keep calling it "Victorian" but it's not even close and besides the characters have cheesy american accents. The whole world would stink of fish guts. They have automated killing robots but people still use chamber pots for toilets. What is the consistency? I prefer the aesthetic of The Order 1886. +--- 635104503 +>>635102779 +not everything needs to look like poop, rajesh +--- 635104506 +>>635104247 +Its funner when you realize its literally Garrett's VA too +--- 635104610 +>>635104503 +thinking everything needs to be colourful regardless of context is straight up a reddit mentality. When you're going for shithole industrial london aesthetic its not supposed to be colourful. +--- 635104953 +>>635104247 +I liked it personally. I wouldn't change it one bit, it was very memorable to me. +I await the day when Karras will reveal his plan in full. Great will be that day. All his children will rejoice and live in Paradise. The Builder will join us on that day. They will weep tears of joy... when He sees... the shining Paradise... that Karras has made. +--- 635105320 +>>635104247 +That's wat made them so amusing. The whiny brass Gilbert Godfried yammering was the soul of the Metal Age. +--- 635106563 +>>635104470 +Exactly, it’s works as a juxtaposition showing the dingy and grimy slums in comparison to how wealthy establishments and residences and how fucked up Dunwall and it’s elite really are +--- 635108778 +>>635098525 (OP) +dishonored 1 was made on unreal engine +--- 635110189 +>>635104247 +Insisting on bad guys having an inherently intimidating presence is like insisting that horror games all need to take place at night during a thunderstorm. Karras is dangerous despite being a decrepit old man with a speech impediment. +--- 635110346 +>>635098525 (OP) +everything else was fine but the textures on everything were really low res +--- 635110541 +>>635098525 (OP) +Viktor Antonov was the art director and Cedric Peyravernay was the character artist, those niggas should work on more shit together +--- 635110627 +>>635098743 +One of the best-looking games. I don't understand people who say that 1 has a better artstyle because 2 improved upon everything. every item and machine feels like it belongs in that world +Maybe the tone is different because 1 had a bleaker tone overall +--- 635110759 +Do you think you'll get your own squad after what happened last night? +--- 635111519 +>>635110627 +I like both a lot. Karnaca feels like a place you would like to visit if it wasn't so fucked by corruption and infested with bugs. Dunwall is very gloomy and mysterious. +--- 635111568 +>>635111519 +True. Dunwall feels more futuristic too and that's more obvious in the first level of Dishonored 2 +--- 635111656 +>>635098525 (OP) +Isn't Dishonored made on unreal? +--- 635111695 +>>635111656 +yes, Unreal Engine 3 +--- 635112002 +>>635101356 +Yeah I hate it when people compare the two. It's like if retards compared Arma 3 with Call of Duty (one of the shitty exosuit games). Dishonored is just Thief but with cheats turned on. +--- 635112152 +>>635098525 (OP) +Dishonored remains one of my favorite games, I still come back and replay it every once and a while. +--- 635112345 +>>635098754 +This anon has it. Coming up with an art style takes time, money, and creativity. It's usually safer and faster to go for Photoreal because everyone knows what that looks like. You don't need to train new hires on how to draw in the company style, and it's innoffensive to most customers. + +It's a real shame, but I get why they do it. They're playing it safe. Photoreal is fine but what isn't is how common it is. Most of the time it looks soulless to me. +--- 635113489 +>>635104485 +Kys moviegame lover +--- 635113914 +>>635104485 +the fuck are you talking about? There are toilets and plumbing in Dishonored +--- 635115138 +>>635112002 +>Dishonored is just Thief but with cheats turned on. +And it went with the cancerous direction of modern stealth games as well. It doesn't use light or sound in any significant way, or in other words it's watered down babby stealth. It just uses some meter that correlates with an invisible cone of peripheral vision, rather than having the whole shadow and light stealth design which made the the level design of thief games interesting. I hate when people even suggest me garbage games from Arkane when i don't like a single fucking thing they've put out. Their games don't touch Thief, they shouldn't even be put in this same genre which people keep calling 'immersive sim' because Dishonered is not worthy of being next to Thief. It's a cheap imitation, it's trash. +--- 635115882 +>>635115138 +Why did you enter this thread if you don't like dishonored. This isn't a thread about thief, it is a thread about dishonored. Is that too complex for you? +--- 635116415 +>>635104116 +The City was mostly based off do of southern european medieval architecture like Italy. +No idea where you see victorian aesthetic in thief. +Theres nothing like it in it. +--- 635116568 +these games were decent, wouldnt mind a third one +it would probably suck though because of arkane's current state +--- 635116586 +>>635098631 +retarded zoomer +--- 635116674 +>>635098525 (OP) +It always looked goofy and ugly to me. +--- 635116797 +>>635116674 +Shitpost acknowledged. +--- 635116883 +>>635098631 +>>635098796 +>>635101954 +Dishonored looked like absolute shit +>muh art style +The art style was ugly. Stylised graphics can look good but dishonored didn't. +--- 635116934 +>>635116883 +Shitpost acknowledged +--- 635116939 +>>635116503 +>get the FUCK out of my boat corvo +--- 635117243 +That dilapidated plague-infested ruins level was pretty kino. +--- 635118452 +>>635116568 +I will forever DREAM of a dishonored 3 in a new setting, with new characters, conflicts, and a new and competing Magic source. +My wishlist in order +1. Frozen North of Tyvia fighting cannibals and frostbitten zombies. +2. A foray into Pandyssia to find a lost expedition while fighting horrible bugs, plants, and natives. +3. Adventures in Morley, scaling castle walls and taking on enchanted knights and hags. Culminating in the assassination of the King/Queen. + +It's a long shot but I really love the gameplay, art, and world they've built. It's ripe with fun game ideas. +--- 635118721 +>>635098525 (OP) +Dishonoured looks great, it has a painted look with clear art direction instead of looking like every generic UE game where prefab assets are chucked onto the same soulless game production conveyor belt. Shame all the talent obviously left that company. +--- 635119337 +I played the first game some months ago and it was so fucking good. One of the best worldbuilding I've seen in a video game. And also one of the only few games that I replayed almost immediately after finishing it. +--- 635121002 +>>635101961 +whatt? +--- 635121089 +>>635098631 +Just played it, looks great. The stylization is a welcome break from strick photo realism. +--- 635121172 +>>635118452 +never going to happen, but frozen environments could be so fucking kino. +--- 635121412 +>>635115882 +>The City was mostly based off do of southern european medieval architecture like Italy +How do you know that? i don't recall TLLG writing about it anywhere about what they were actually inspired off. It just sounds like you're making shit up. +--- 635121472 +*TTLG +--- 635121706 +>>635101974 +>nooooo this setting that's inspired on victorian england has to have le funny wacky colors!! + +are you a tranny? +--- 635121712 +Karnaca, along with the rest of the game, was a giant disappointment for me. It was just some lovely seaside town. So what? Dunwall was a character, it was the context by which the story took place, it hung over you, stuck to your clothes, you smelled its stink as you trudged through it. Just as there were no memorable characters compared to a dozen or more in the first, it was not a memorable setting. Beautiful but soulless and discordant with the proceedings. +--- 635121768 +>>635104503 +I can tell you're one of these american midwits that think the entirety of the European middle ages must have looked like a circus because of vibrant colours used in tapestry paintings +--- 635121801 +>>635119337 +>worldbuilding +The worldbuilding is good where it put detail, but also terrible if you start asking questions. The games don't tell you about the global environment, politics and history. +For me, they simply don't cover a lot of important questions and plot points, so I would say that the art direction is good, but the actual world is skeletal. +--- 635122283 +>>635121706 +>are you a tranny? +Arkane fans are trannies. Raphael is woke. +--- 635122290 +>>635121801 +what was dunwalls tax policy? +did corvo slaughter the little guard babies, in their little guard beds? +--- 635122535 +>>635104485 +it's called fantasy, not historical fiction +--- 635122594 +>>635121801 +Why would they tell you that? Quality, not quantity. Not every fictional setting needs to be Middle Earth +--- 635122878 +>>635122594 +>Why would they tell you that? +That's the arkane motto. They don't have to put effort into their worlds, just the bare minimum. What a piece of shit game this is compared to Thief. +--- 635123271 +>>635121801 +>noooo I need to know every single detail about the world there should be no mystery or nuance!!!! + +literal autism +--- 635123503 +>>635122594 +The game is literally about politically motivated assassinations. It asks you to think about moral choices and to consider impacts, but then leaves a huge chunk of information missing. + +It's the same issue I have with the whole concept of the Outsider. We're just supposed to take his presence for granted without thinking about it while he deus ex machina's the fuck out of the plot. You're supposed to fight to restore a monarchy without any real idea of what is going on in the world. Killing people or not killing is a really microscopic moral choice compared to deciding who gets to be the emperor. + +>>635123271 +I still loved the games, but if you didn't feel like these questions were like an unaddressed nine hundred pound gorilla in the room, then you just don't think when you play. +--- 635123607 +>>635098525 (OP) +>Why don't games go for this aesthetic anymore? +because it takes time, effort, and money. +--- 635123670 +>>635098803 +it was mostly Viktor Antonov and he is still alive diff --git a/v/635099691.txt b/v/635099691.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..64b25c75a36e7a6c278db8ea881ee98825579c97 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635099691.txt @@ -0,0 +1,560 @@ +----- +--- 635099691 +Why is Japan like this? +--- 635100065 +I ordered them to +--- 635100294 +>>635099691 (OP) +Death smiles at us all. Lolis smile back. +--- 635100306 +>>635099691 (OP) +Is this Deathsmiles? Because I don't play vidya to look at fake girls, but that game is fucking great. +--- 635100329 +>>635100065 +Then please tell them to put the "No Thanks"option on the top, I keep mashing the button to start the game quickly and end up picking the Tutorial. +--- 635100398 +>>635100294 +Aksys was cool at one point... why did they have to fall? +--- 635100474 +Is the switch port worth it? I’ve been eyeing it but $30 +--- 635100558 +>>635099691 (OP) +So terrible with names? Look at what they use for themselves! +--- 635100642 +>windia +>uses wind magic +good design ruined by a stupid name +--- 635100773 +>>635099691 (OP) +SEX WITH WINDIA +--- 635102623 +>>635099691 (OP) +They are based like that +--- 635102676 +This is the only shmup that didn't filter me. Thanks cave +--- 635102712 +The best girl. I wish I could have bought the pee flavored drink they released as a promo. +--- 635102727 +>>635100329 +Where can I find the deathsmiles artbook? +--- 635102763 +>>635102727 +panda is the perfect place for finding artbooks +--- 635102780 +>>635102727 +Sadpanda has a bunch of Cave stuff scanned. +--- 635102804 +DS1 and 2 are literally the worst CAVE games +--- 635102873 +I like deathsmiles 1 way more than caves other games, (except mushihimesama) +--- 635102903 +>>635100474 +i bought it recently, i'd say it's definitely worth it. it comes with every version of the original game, and also comes with the second game. +the physical copy i bought came with the collab dlc, some art cards, and an instruction manual, which i never thought i'd ever see in a modern release +--- 635102909 +>>635102804 +Their 2hu mobile shovelware is coming next month +--- 635103007 +>>635102763 +>>635102780 +nta +i unironically can't into panda, i genuinely don't know how, but i really want to see the artbook too +--- 635103014 +>>635103007 +Too bad then! +--- 635103026 +>>635102873 +t. only played their 3 Steam games +--- 635103049 +>>635100773 +She's 13 +--- 635103059 +>>635103049 +incredible +--- 635103060 +>>635103049 +Kinda old but still a good age +--- 635103074 +>>635099691 (OP) +What's wrong with putting children in video games and other media? +Whenever someone publishes a game WITHOUT black characters or transgender characters they're accusing of "erasing" these kinds of people by not giving them any representation. Do you want to erase children, OP? Do you want to pretend they do not exist? Why is that? What bothers you about them? +--- 635103134 +>>635103049 +Past her prime but still good +--- 635103138 +>>635103007 +There's a guide on /h/. It has never been easier, literally fool proof +--- 635103179 +>>635103049 +...out of 10! +--- 635103190 +>>635103007 +https://e-hentai.org/tag/group:cave +It doesn't need to be Ex since it's not explicit loli/shota. +--- 635103236 +>>635103049 +--- 635103263 +>>635099691 (OP) +I don't get it? What's the problem here? +--- 635103293 +>>635099691 (OP) +Agreed can you imagine some fucking thirteen year old having access to wind magic? No fucking way. +--- 635103349 +>>635103049 +I would say "out of 10" but a 5/5 scale would be more accurate. +--- 635103408 +>>635103007 +>make a forum account for e-hentai +>go into private browsing +>login to e-hentai forum +>go to exhentai +forget if you have to do a "hello!" post or not +--- 635103410 +>>635099691 (OP) +>Windia +>wind magic +They must be stopped. +--- 635103501 +>>635103408 +The artbook is also on nyaa so you don't need to play the rpg to dl everything. +--- 635103519 +>>635103408 +thanks, anon +i made an account on the forums a while back but hadn't really used it since +>>635103190 +thanks!! +--- 635103532 +>>635099691 (OP) +This game is sick as fuck. All the games from that developer have sick as fuck music no exceptions. +https://youtu.be/LgTlZ54w-uY [Embed] +https://youtu.be/YtoQJL7LzLo [Embed] +https://youtu.be/cyOPKzdHaj8 [Embed] +https://youtu.be/6ZO5oeK3RMw [Embed] +https://youtu.be/0CoquoRVjI0 [Embed] +https://youtu.be/YMTpJo1WEJs [Embed] +--- 635103586 +>Follet +>doesn't use folly magic +Defend this, cavecucks. +--- 635103632 +>>635103586 +I don't play girls with big tits to idc +--- 635103658 +>>635103190 +>It also includes Touhou futanari in the search results because there's also a doujin group named cave +lmao touhou hijack +--- 635103725 +>>635100474 +you don't have a cfw switch? +--- 635103780 +>>635103725 +what's a cfw switch +--- 635103830 +>>635099691 (OP) +>>635100294 +It truly was a different time +--- 635103863 +>>635103658 +/shmupg/ lost lol +--- 635103892 +>>635103725 +Why would I own a Switch? +--- 635103936 +>>635103863 +one of the worst generals on /vg/ honestly +--- 635104042 +>>635103658 +They were just a bit ahead of the curve. +--- 635104087 +>>635103892 +It's also on pc. +--- 635104128 +>>635104042 +>cave touhou game + +wait really? +--- 635104149 +>>635104042 +this looks like trash +--- 635104185 +Touhou has been a blight upon the shmup genre +--- 635104213 +>>635104185 +cave* +--- 635104241 +>>635104185 +psikyo* +--- 635104264 +>>635104087 +I have it on PS4. +--- 635104381 +Cave has forsaken you for gachapigs, return to Cotton. +--- 635104458 +>>635104042 +What gachashit is this? +--- 635104518 +>>635104381 +--- 635105242 +>>635099691 (OP) +I want this brat in a main game +--- 635105316 +>>635103236 +this pic actually gives me nostalgia +--- 635105493 +>>635102712 +WHAT +--- 635105549 +>>635099691 (OP) +>the boss in 2 that is just some giant guy +--- 635105624 +>>635105493 +If you drink this you improve your routing skills +--- 635105681 +>>635105493 +delicious windia piss +--- 635105757 +>>635105624 +>>635105681 +would +--- 635106056 +>>635105624 +>>635105681 +japan used to be based +--- 635106071 +>>635106056 +It still is +--- 635106278 +>>635104042 +>Cave finally makes a new game +Jesus it's been years. Please tell me it's arcade, pc or consoles. Anything but mobile. +--- 635106397 +>>635106278 +haha... +--- 635106687 +>>635106278 +>Please tell me it's arcade, pc or consoles. +Sure, lying to you would cost me nothing. +--- 635107243 +>>635103236 +God damn I’m about to hook up the 360 at this point. I even got the Deathsmiles faceplate, pic related. +--- 635107558 +I'm not the only one here that got a 360 for Deathsmiles way back then right? +--- 635108720 +>>635107558 +i got a 360 for other games, but deathsmiles was one game i did always want to play but never got a chance to and then the goddamn thing red-ringed +--- 635109060 +>>635108720 +>red-ringed +The current Xbox I've always been using is the Xbox S and has been around for 13 years and I always dreaded when it'll red ring. Never did, I guess waiting in getting the S was a good investment on my part. +--- 635109230 +>>635106278 +cave has been dead for a decade. look at M2 instead +--- 635109372 +>>635099691 (OP) +>Why is Japan like this? +They just have better taste than the rest of the world +--- 635109896 +>Why is Japan like this? +simple +--- 635110203 +>>635109896 +Radiation really does wonders +--- 635110381 +>>635109896 +lol +--- 635110473 +>>635103049 +>suddenly +--- 635110595 +>>635104042 +mobile? of all things? why? just why? +--- 635110806 +>>635110381 +>american humor +--- 635111124 +They knew exactly what gamers want +--- 635111191 +>>635110381 +>>635109896 +>big death event: Japan +They came out better +>big death event: America +We came out much worse +--- 635111310 +>>635107243 +Very nice +--- 635111312 +NO WAY FAG +--- 635111547 +why are shmup witches the absolute peak +--- 635111713 +>>635111547 +Witches are the absolute peak of any game they're in. +--- 635111945 +>>635111547 +I played the Saturn version recently and the extra stuff that was on the disc is pure sovl. +it had drawings from some sort of art contest and Marion herself commenting on the drawings and making jokes about it with the other characters. +I wish this stuff would get translated translated +--- 635112386 +>>635111191 +>2 buildings collapsing is the same as 2 nukes +I know you amerimutts are extremely self centered but this is ridiculous +--- 635112984 +>>635111945 +>PS1 "localization" removed all the extras +Then again it was 10 bucks at the time IIRC. +--- 635113132 +>>635112984 +butchering a series reputation and identity for a few bucks is the most xsneed thing to do +--- 635114063 +>>635113132 +XSeed and XS are not the same company. Honestly I can't even hate these guys because they saved The Red Star from becoming lost media and also graced mankind with this: +https://youtu.be/GVOZai8cFRI [Embed] +--- 635114167 +>little girls in frilly dresses +no thanks +--- 635114228 +>>635111945 +those aren't legs, those are French baguettes +--- 635114347 +>>635114063 +> go home... regret this +>*Japanese dialogue* +--- 635114359 +>>635114167 +Damn these sows are FAT +--- 635114415 +>>635114167 +Are shmups good for you? +--- 635114534 +>>635114167 +>No steam release with Pink Sweets +I hate that it's still stuck, and will chances are stay stuck on 360/emulator hell forever. I still enjoy Muchi Muchi pork for being an easier Battle Garagga including with it's final boss legit just aping squid wholesale. I just dig the flow of beaming, collecting, beaming, collecting. Pink Sweets though can go to hell but these two are staple stuck together now so whatever. +--- 635115440 +>>635103190 +Nice +--- 635115490 +>>635109896 +https://arch-img.b4k.co/v/1492676976791.jpg + +2 nukes did nothing. +--- 635115570 +Play Like Dreamer. +--- 635115629 +>>635099691 (OP) +I love my cute wife Windia. +--- 635115710 +>>635115570 +Gross +--- 635115786 +>>635114347 +It still sounds badass somehow +--- 635115809 +>>635115570 +tits too small +--- 635115849 +>Bought the PC port +>it lacks slowdown so can't do scoring +Cave is such a meme desu +--- 635115920 +>>635115629 +>>635115849 +wait, so the recent release is an actual port? +I thought that it was just emulated roms +--- 635115938 +>>635099691 (OP) +aside from being pedos Japanese characters tend to be a lot younger on average because in Japanese society after you graduate school your life is basically over. You are now adult and you will wagie in the same company from salary to salary for the rest of your life. you can't even have a hobby anymore because on working days you will come home at 1-2 AM and need to be at work in a few hours again and on weekends you need to drink with your boss so basically you are now a full time, legitimate, slave. so the only time in your life when you can have fun is childhood. +--- 635115979 +>>635115809 +Some boss characters have even bigger tits and the dev actually contained himself believe it or not. +--- 635116003 +>bought the jp 360 special edition with console frame which doesnt even run on EU consoles 13 years ago, for 30 bucls +>its still shrinkwrapped +>sells for a mere 90 now +--- 635116005 +>>635115849 +Vanilla Deathsmiles has correct slowdown in the original port, just MBL doesn't. The newer port has better more accurate slowdown for both versions. Deathsmiles II lacks slowdown though. +>>635115920 +No it's a proper port using the game's code and not emulated. +--- 635116036 +>>635115809 +Perfect size imo +--- 635116232 +>>635115938 +uhh no, Asian society in general prefers young features in both men and women and they retain try to retain it, that's why they look younger +--- 635116386 +>>635115629 +Irori also just so happens to be my wife too. +--- 635116403 +Are these Btooom artist? Look very familiar. +--- 635116405 +>>635116232 +>they look younger +>13yo +??? +--- 635116449 +>>635116403 +Yes that's him. +--- 635116558 +>>635116403 +Yep. One of Cave's original staff IIRC. +--- 635116567 +>>635116509 +--- 635116572 +>>635116509 +what game is this? +--- 635116631 +>>635116572 +Senjin Aleste +--- 635116704 +>>635116405 +I don't understand what you're trying to say here +--- 635116743 +>/v/ +--- 635116747 +>>635116509 +>>635116567 +For me, it's the fat chink. +--- 635116803 +>>635116743 +oops didn't mean to spoiler it +--- 635116846 +>>635116747 +holy based +--- 635116848 +>>635116509 +>>635116567 +>>635116631 +>>635116747 +Is Senjin Aleste on any platforms besides arcade? How do I play this game? +--- 635116851 +>>635115570 +>>635116036 +not a fan of the artstyle but based size +--- 635116874 +>>635116803 +What was the name of this artist? You can always tell it's him by the way he draws chins. Does he still work in the industry? +--- 635116914 +>>635116848 +You can only play it by pirating the arcade version currently. +--- 635116936 +>>635115920 +It's a source port of the 360 version. +--- 635116937 +>>635116403 +Huh. No wonder the Deathsmiles girls look somehow familiar. +--- 635117046 +>>635116914 +>still no leaked arcade rom +--- 635117254 +>>635116403 +Yup, good old joker, used to work at cave as an artist. Also did the art for Progear, Esp. Ra. De. and a few other games. +--- 635117586 +>>635116851 +This dev's art looks amateurish but his games are very fun (and very brutal on higher difficulties), aside from his 2 games released on steam he made a bunch of freeware games too. (most of them are shmups, I don't recommend the platformer, it's ass) + +https://www.freem.ne.jp/brand/6400 + +(and remember, press F4 for fullscreen) + +I don't know if he makes the music himself or if it's just royalty free stuff but I love some of the tracks. + +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBndMC0Q71w [Embed] +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFS4OGV89Zo [Embed] +--- 635118243 +>>635117586 +It's royalty free music but he picks good songs. +--- 635119050 +>>635116874 +Saucenao says tsukasa jun. +--- 635119435 +CAVE... is dead +--- 635119528 +>>635119435 +They already used up 100% of their potential so it's ok. +--- 635119639 +>>635099691 (OP) +Because they kept out the puritans. +--- 635119664 +>>635119435 +Once the DOJ port comes out and sells millions of copies Ikeda will see the error of his ways and go back to arcade and console games *cough* +--- 635119709 +>>635115849 +why can't cave into PC ports? +--- 635119717 +>>635119435 +but... I tell ya, it was a fun ride +--- 635119768 +>>635117046 +nvm I found it +--- 635119845 +>>635119709 +It was their first time doing them. Deathsmiles was the only port with problems and that was one mode missing slowdown. The ports also didn't sell well which is why they never did any more. The recent Deathsmiles I+II port was entirely handled by City Connection. +--- 635119851 +>>635116232 +pornstars that look like this? +--- 635119854 +Play Blue Revolver. +--- 635119880 +>>635116509 +Look at how small she is +Does she need a booster seat? +--- 635119921 +>>635119851 +Marie Konishi +--- 635120129 +>>635119854 +Is double action out yet? +--- 635120892 +>>635120129 +Doesn't look like it. +--- 635121047 +>>635099691 (OP) +Two nukes. +--- 635121326 +>>635120892 +What the hell is danbo doing? +--- 635121473 +>>635099691 (OP) +>cute girl from Japan +>westoids shit and piss themselves before transitioning +Why are you like this? +--- 635121653 +>>635121473 +Back to your TotK thread newfag +--- 635121828 +Someone post the article about some American producer filming a gore scene with dead bodies but then he requested that the bare ass of the body gets covered because he felt uncomfortable +--- 635122087 +>>635102804 +Yeah I don't get the praise for these games. I brute-forced my way through the first one and never felt like playing it ever again. They're not very good games. +--- 635122185 +>>635099691 (OP) +Better looking Touhous than Touhou. +--- 635122295 +>>635107243 +Wow you PAID MONEY for an OBJECT!? You're so cool! + +Faggot. +--- 635122538 +>>635121047 +see >>635115490 and stay on reddit +--- 635122632 +>>635122538 +It was a joke you fucking autist. +--- 635122657 +>>635122295 +you can get your own, no need to act this way +https://www.ebay.com/itm/165705448019 +--- 635122708 +>>635122657 +Oh nice. Thanks! +--- 635122721 +>>635099691 (OP) +because the age of consent has been 13 in japan. it will change soon due to radical feminists pushing the agenda though. + +(do not believe anti-loli SJWs on twitter saying "a-AcTUaLLy its the federal laws, each prefectures have the laws that sets the age of consent 16~18!!" nonsense. these people doesnt even know how 条例 works and what actually 淫行条例 is.) +--- 635122913 +>>635111547 +All little witches are great. + +Is this one any cute by the way? diff --git a/v/635100878.txt b/v/635100878.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..88afcf06a98ec4d1fdff6c157cb1b2e5c34b135f --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635100878.txt @@ -0,0 +1,758 @@ +----- +--- 635100878 +SUE + +THIS + +CHANNEL +--- 635100904 +They won't remember to. +--- 635100929 +>>635100878 (OP) +Nintendo about to make the Falkland Islands look quaint. +--- 635100991 +>>635100878 (OP) +>twitter avatar is in hebrew +every time +--- 635100994 +Nintendo about to take the whole country as payment +--- 635101002 +>>635100878 (OP) +This is the first steps to the beginning of the corporate wars. +--- 635101025 +What are we literally gonna redo the last thread post for post? +--- 635101054 +>>635101025 +I hope so, those br tv webms were hot +--- 635101076 +Argentinobros... +Me arrodillo +--- 635101094 +>>635101025 +YOU FUCKED UP +--- 635101143 +That'll be 80% of your GDP +--- 635101234 +>>635100878 (OP) +Argentine bros... hand that torrent over +--- 635101336 +>>635100878 (OP) +if sweden and china doesn't get in trouble for doing this then Argentina shouldn't +--- 635101380 +Stop remaking this thread +--- 635101427 +Based Argentina. Tell those Jap Jews to fuck off. +--- 635101539 +>>635101380 +not until you fucks give back Malvinas. +--- 635101861 +>>635100904 +mario if he trapped, betrayed, and forgotten (by his friends) + +poder prohibido hahahooo +--- 635101948 +>>635100878 (OP) +but is it hd quality and not cam? +--- 635101998 +just want to say thank you based anon for that link, quality is not the best, but it will do +--- 635102025 +YUhSMGNITTZMeTloYm05dVptbHNaWE11WTI5dEwycGpObVJxWkc0MWVqSXZiV0Z5YVc5ZmJXOTJhV1ZmYlhBMA== +base64 twice +>>635101948 +it is +--- 635102026 +Based fuck shitendo +--- 635102069 +>>635101948 +I wouldnt call it HD, its a in between, not a bad cam, but not crystal clear HD +--- 635102105 +>>635101948 +dude the camrips going around are fucking nuts these days you faggots have no idea how good you have it +--- 635102130 +>>635101380 + +nice feet +--- 635102175 +>>635101948 +search 'The.Super.Mario.Bros.Movie.2023.V3.1080p.HDTS.x264.Dual.YG' on 1337x, I uploaded a direct link over here and they immediately deleted that thread when I did so I'm not going to spoonfed everyone as much this time, it's a camrip made with a really good camera and with audio and video heavily edited to look as good as possible, it has fanmade intros to illumination and nintendo logos but who cares +--- 635102187 +>>635102105 +>not slotslights.com +newfags +--- 635102235 +>>635102025 +oh shit,based +>>635102069 +>>635102105 +doesnt look half bad, hdts on animated movies look better than live action +--- 635102245 +Reminds me of watching cam rips of the dark knight rising kek but it seemed back then dvd leaks were pretty common +--- 635102324 +>>635102245 +I still remember watching the DVD pre-vis leak of The Wolverine, where it would randomly change to shots of (Maya?) some 3d rendering program with unfinished vfx + +I swear somebody knew just how fucking trash the movie was and wanted the word to get out +--- 635102349 +>>635102279 +this will be nintendo nx graphics in 2017 +--- 635102375 +>>635102245 +what happened to the early korean webrip leaks? doesnt seem to happen anymore +--- 635102381 +What should I jack off to before I go to bed? +--- 635102404 +>>635102025 +Based. Faggot janitors deleted the other thread +--- 635102415 +>>635102324 +You mean Origins : Wolverine? + +Yeah that was based, laughed my ass off at some of the scenes that would randomly change to a grey doll getting thrown around +--- 635102459 +>>635102381 +--- 635102482 +>>635102279 +It's the absolutely unnecessary horrific screaming that really elevates it from "Nintendo hire this man!"-slop into edgy Flash animation homage kino. +--- 635102487 +>>635101998 +i uploaded that link and also wrote >>635102175 so thank you, i think i'm going to base64 my link like that other anon did, this version >>635102025 + has 1GB less so idk maybe it's lower quality, also anonfiles sucks and it's slow so: + +aHR0cHM6Ly9teWJ1Y2tldDAwMDcuc2dwMS5jZG4uZGlnaXRhbG9jZWFuc3BhY2VzLmNvbS81QThENzEzODk0NUQ2NTc4QzE1MkQzQUJENTE5NDNBM0NBNUE0Njk3L1RoZS5TdXBlci5NYXJpby5Ccm9zLk1vdmllLjIwMjMuVjMuMTA4MHAuSERUUy54MjY0LkR1YWwuWUcubWt2 +--- 635103125 +>>635102487 +based +--- 635103205 +>>635100878 (OP) +--- 635103251 +>>635101539 +You will never get the Falklands. +--- 635103369 +are all the links here camrips +did nobody in argentina capture it +or did they air a camrip lol +--- 635103387 +>>635101539 +Lmao +--- 635103439 +>>635103251 +wasnt he Brazilian +--- 635103518 +>>635100878 (OP) +I hope that every single person that has ever downloaded any ROM of a game on a Nintendo console, reacting over Nintendo gameplay footage, even 3rd world kids like that shitskin that made a fake gameboy out of cardboard because he was too poor get sued into oblivion and go to jail. Only a matter of time before Ryujinx/yuzu are taken down. Good fucking riddance. +--- 635103545 +>>635102245 +Is that before they fucked up Bane's voice to "make him more coherent"? +--- 635103576 +>>635103518 +I didn't download the roms on the Nintendo console so I'm okay +--- 635103590 +>>635102025 +>>635102487 +these magnet links? +--- 635103606 +>>635103590 +No +--- 635103617 +>>635103439 +The important part is that he was a mercenary. +--- 635103862 +>>635103617 +You're a mercenary? +--- 635103880 +>>635103590 +https://www.base64decode.org/ +--- 635103948 +>can wait a decade before a movie comes out +>can't wait 2 months more +--- 635103975 +Nintendo just declared war on Argentina. +--- 635104102 +>>635100878 (OP) +Is this the country that is currently collapsing? It would make sense that they are trying to entertain their citizens. Even the romans handed out bread and put on gladiatorial games for the masses to distract them from their impending doom. +--- 635104104 +>>635102279 +I hate everything about this a lot. +It's the very definition of creatively bankrupt. +--- 635104139 +>>635102105 +Phantom Menace was the first camrip I ever downloaded back in high school and I was so impressed that I could get whole movies still in theaters for free that I didn't mind the quality was dogshit. +--- 635104148 +>>635104102 +yeah, the mario movie will calm down the masses lol +--- 635104179 +>>635104148 +Right? They must be pretty desperate. +--- 635104191 +>>635103518 +Joke's on you, of course all my roms are legal copies of my own games that I totally ripped myself. +--- 635104252 +>>635104179 +I mean, I'm pretty sure its just some ghetto C tier channel not the state owned one but its a funny thought +--- 635104429 +>>635102025 +>The Super Mario Bros +>YUhSMGNITTZMeTloYm05dVptbHNaWE11WTI5dEwycGpObVJxWkc0MWVqSXZiV0Z5YVc5ZmJXOTJhV1ZmYlhBMA== +>base64 twice +Bless you anon +--- 635104490 +>>635104252 +That's true, I don't really sense any nefarious intent here, just stupidity. And from what I've heard about Argentinian governance I don't think this channel will last long. +--- 635104702 +Cuevana and 1xbet chadbros WW@ +--- 635104778 +>>635100878 (OP) +Sue lawless third world shitskin spics living in what is effectively no man's land. Yeah right. +--- 635104897 +>>635102105 +>cam """rip""" +sorry, I have standards. +--- 635105262 +>>635104104 +Treating a joke seriously is the cringiest of all. +--- 635105343 +>>635102025 +Fuck jannies +Fuck nintendo +Fuck hollywood +--- 635105349 +>>635104897 +It's super wokerio bros the movie, what standard are you talking about lmao +--- 635105595 +>>635100878 (OP) +lel This reminds me of when Mexico did public airings of the Goku vs Jiren fight and Toei got so pissed that they actually got the government to send Mexico a notice to stop +--- 635105625 +>>635100878 (OP) +So when can we expect Nintendo troops on the ground in Argentina? +--- 635105676 +>>635104897 +>I have standards +>thread is about Illumination kid's movie +--- 635105824 +>>635101002 +nintendo is on the line with high ranking ravens as we speak, they are sending in the armored cores +--- 635105846 +>>635102025 +>Audio is off +>Clearly not actually 1080p but upscaled +Kinda lame still +--- 635105847 +>>635104897 +I haven't seen the movie but given everything I have heard about it if you're interested in watching this for anything more than context standards are already out the window +--- 635106328 +>>635103369 +>or did they air a camrip lol +full hd +https://youtube.com/shorts/ve40UL_GYXw +--- 635106357 +>>635100878 (OP) +>Argentina economy is fucked +>they somehow had the smart idea to summon nintendo ninjas + +Kek what a retarded country +--- 635106432 +>>635100878 (OP) +Based, fuck N*ntendo +--- 635106587 +>>635106357 +How can they even be held accountable? Just don't pay lmao +--- 635106671 +>>635103880 +Thanks doc +--- 635106936 +>>635106328 +How did they get their hands on a HD copy? Or is it an HD Camrip. +--- 635107223 +>>635106328 +and nobody captured it? +--- 635107442 +They didn't hire that guy for the Mario movie. That's why it failed. +--- 635107816 +>>635106936 +There is no camrip showing that whole scene with the credits and the final part with bowser singing +>>635107223 +Apparently not because it was a surprise release, even their Instagram account is joking about it +https://www.instagram.com/p/CrO8TwAvmC7/ +--- 635108413 +>>635100878 (OP) +Why isn't the FBI doing anything about this? +--- 635108895 +>>635105846 +download >>635102487 it's a better version +--- 635108987 +>>635102105 +This looks like absolute shit and your standards couldn't be lower +--- 635109007 +I'm from Argentina and actually worried we may stop getting international releases altogether if this keeps going +--- 635109021 +>>635107442 +I'd unironically enjoy playing a version of SMB3 with everything over-animated like this. +--- 635109524 +>>635102487 +Thanks. Downloading both due to my packrat nature and can confirm that >>635102487 is legit while anonfiles will take five years to finish so I can't verify it +--- 635109665 +>>635107816 +Nintendo domado +--- 635110361 +>>635102025 +NINTENDO +KILL +THIS +MAN +--- 635110398 +>>635109524 +The one from anonfiles, as a partial download, I would say it is identical but I can't go into more details because I'm watching it from my phone +--- 635110410 +>>635106587 +The channel is perfectly accountable for breaking the law there. NDA is one of the most seriously enforced laws everywhere in the world. +--- 635110445 +>>635102487 +just finished the movie, thanks anon +--- 635110507 +based and mariopilled +--- 635110662 +>>635101025 +Autistic people like repetition. +--- 635110764 +>>635101539 +>>635103251 +Why are Argentines like this? +--- 635110905 +>>635110764 +I can't imagine how cucked your country must be if you don't put yourselves at the center of the map +--- 635110923 +>>635100878 (OP) +WHERE'S THE RIP +--- 635110991 +>>635107816 +>Copyright is dead. Nintendo has been tamed by spic cleverness. +Based +--- 635111006 +>>635110923 +here's a good one +BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP +--- 635111021 +So, where are the Brazilian webms some anon promised earlier? +--- 635111094 +>>635110398 +Already downloaded, and the only difference is that it only has spanish latam audio +--- 635111192 +>>635110905 +The issue is not putting yourself at the center, it's the landmass they claim as their own. +--- 635111651 +>>635102279 +holy kino +--- 635111720 +>>635102487 +doesn't work says it couldn't load the trackers +--- 635111790 +>Luigi calls Blackie a "mastodonte" +Spanish is funni +--- 635111964 +>>635100878 (OP) +Time for Nintendo to sue that Argentina channel for 20% of their salary for the rest of their lives. +--- 635112020 +>>635111720 +It's not a magnet, retard +--- 635112081 +>>635111964 +Anon, Argentina isn't Land of the free +--- 635112168 +>>635100878 (OP) +It's a little baby movie for babies, who cares if it gets leaked? + +>The latest episode of bluey was leaked OMG +Who fucking cares dawg. +--- 635112179 +>>635102279 +>one person working alone makes a better mario game than the entire nintendo staff +talent is wasted under capitalism +--- 635112197 +>>635112168 +>>The latest episode of bluey was leaked OMG +what the FUCK +link??? +--- 635112263 +>>635112081 +They also don't have nukes so they can be corrected as much as the US government wants. +--- 635112302 +>>635112168 +>The latest episode of bluey was leaked OMG +where? +--- 635112341 +Heh...that's right Nintendies we stole your baby movie and gave it away for free! What's Nintendo going to do? Tank the economy? +Too little too late Nintendo... +--- 635112364 +>>635100878 (OP) +>this film made zoomies piss and shit their pants +--- 635112408 +>>635112081 +Yeah but nintendo has better lawyers than Toei for sure. +--- 635112417 +>>635102487 +>this is a camrip + +how the fuck +--- 635112471 +>suing a completely broke country +--- 635112479 +>>635105262 +It's not a joke anymore +--- 635112492 +>>635112341 +>20% of your countries GDP is going to Nintendo soon +Damn, right after winning the world cup... +--- 635112497 +>>635112417 +What's with the random blur? Like mario's M? +--- 635112503 +NINTENDO +SUE THIS MAN +NINTENDO +SUE THIS MAN +THEY'RE PIRATING THE MARIO MOVIE +ALL ACROSS THE LAND +--- 635112505 +Argies are too broke to even pay a debt, the fuck nintendo gon do? +--- 635112534 +>>635112497 +Post processing effects +--- 635112557 +>>635102279 +>goomba simply explodes into pizza sauce +--- 635112591 +>>635112020 +then what the fuck it is nigger +--- 635112602 +>>635111964 +That's like 10 usd a year +--- 635112641 +>>635103251 +Is this guy the most based brazilian ever depicted in a video game? +--- 635112667 +>>635112591 +If you can read my posts, you can work it out faggot +--- 635112672 +Argentina's GDP is an estimated 420 billion USD. Nintendo's lawyers are practically salivating. +--- 635112702 +>>635102279 +Fucking kek. +--- 635112748 +>>635100878 (OP) +Argentina WILL pay Nintendo 20-30% of it's yearly budget until the heat death of universe. +--- 635112757 +>>635102487 +deret this +--- 635112795 +>>635112667 +I already decoded it but it still doesn't work +--- 635113263 +>>635112497 +M for Motion Blur +--- 635113323 +>>635100878 (OP) +People have been streaming the whole movie for weeks on TikTok +--- 635113370 +>>635102187 +SOUL +--- 635113373 +>>635101025 +This place is a trap for people with no pattern recognition. +--- 635113852 +Argie here +Is that a real TV channel? Nobody ever hear about it. +Oh, nice, now it is broadcasting jojo's +--- 635113937 +>>635100878 (OP) +Argentina is officially over. +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wwwSld9uE0 [Embed] +--- 635114240 +>>635102279 +Unironically, I kind of like this, but for a really weird reason. I don't know why, but this reminds me of like, a miniature golf course at night. It's got this sort of overtly fake aesthetics, with warm lighting. +--- 635114279 +>>635108413 +It’s not their jurisdiction +--- 635114296 +>>635102279 +NINTENDOOOOOOOO +--- 635114327 +>>635109007 +Has it happened with another movie? Also who gives a fuck, just pirate the movies +--- 635114447 +>>635110410 +So a U.S. based company is gonna sue an Argentinian company on argentinian soil? Lol good luck +--- 635114979 +>>635111006 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPmZMBpAV2U [Embed] +--- 635115018 +>>635103880 +thanks friend +--- 635115104 +>>635112795 +zoomer brainrot +--- 635115478 +>>635114240 +I see it +--- 635115565 +>>635103880 +Spoonfeeding faggot +--- 635115595 +should i go see the mario movie? +--- 635115704 +why did I think the argentina rip would be in english +--- 635115829 +>>635114240 +I see what you mean, I too have fantasies about killing people on golf courses. +--- 635115839 +>>635115704 +just watch with eng subs +--- 635115935 +>>635115839 +watching a spanish dub of an american movie with english subtitles can't be the lowest point in my life +--- 635116076 +Has anyone transplanted the English audio from one of the camrips yet? +--- 635116110 +>argentinian mario +--- 635116156 +>>635116110 +--- 635116247 +>>635116156 +that's mexico mf +--- 635116270 +>>635116247 +what's the difference lol +--- 635116468 +>>635115935 + + dude, where do you think you are? +you hit rock bottom ages ago +--- 635116525 +>>635116270 +>What is the difference between Ireland and Australia? +--- 635116551 +>>635115704 +are you stupid or something, DUAL AUDIO CRETIN DUAL AUDIO +--- 635116560 +>>635116525 +abbos? +--- 635116562 +>>635116525 +one has potatoes the other has venomous birds +--- 635116573 +>>635100878 (OP) +what's with third world countries and leaks? +--- 635116617 +>>635116551 +>dual audio +>it's only one track +I don't think dual means what you think it means +--- 635116626 +>>635116551 +holy shit what the fuck +i didn't realize it was dual audio +--- 635116637 +>>635110991 +Actually, "viveza" is more like "boldness". Cleverness would be "astucia". +There is nothing clever about this whatsoever. +--- 635116662 +>>635101025 +Yep +--- 635116701 +>>635116617 +MULTI TRACK AUDIO +--- 635116745 +>>635112179 +you heat but the comment section for these unreal engine games is somehow like this +--- 635116990 +>>635102279 +honestly this doesn't look that bad +the only bad thing is the animations +if he moved like mario then it'd be perfect +--- 635117034 +>>635116637 +>nintenshart will be actively avoiding south america from now on +That sounds like cleverness to me. This is a SEGA-only continent, bucko. +--- 635117325 +I am honestly surprised that the broadcast wasnt recorded in some form in this day and age. +--- 635117358 +if the climax is in Brooklyn, why don't Mario and Luigi shoot Bowser dead with a lot of guns +--- 635117486 +>>635102279 +Reminds me of that one level in Crash Bandicoot TWoC +--- 635117528 +>>635100878 (OP) +Did someone at least made a good camrip of it? +All the rips currently are shit and i'm not paying to watch overhyped slop +--- 635117609 +>>635117358 +New York has the most strict gun laws in the United States +--- 635117672 +is mario an isekai +--- 635117732 +>>635117672 +yeah +--- 635117771 +>>635100878 (OP) +--- 635117774 +>>635117034 +yeah okay but viveza still doesn't mean cleverness. I fucking hate Nintendo too, but you bet your ass they're going to go to international court and fuck up the Argentines. Nothing clever about skipping the law on a nintendo product of all things. +--- 635118130 +>Nintendo sets its eyes on conquest after big wins in court and at the box office +--- 635118164 +Speaking of, any info on when the movie will hit home release? streaming? I know its a least two months away, but still. +--- 635118206 +The great debate +--- 635118341 +>>635112748 +So like, 20.000.000 pesos($15) per month? +--- 635118382 +>>635118206 +--- 635118407 +>>635118206 +nuke everyone south of niagra falls +--- 635118557 +>>635118206 +mayu proportions - fake +--- 635118567 +>>635118206 +All South Americans boost a proud heritage of mixed natives, blacks and whites. +Portraying them as whites is whitewashing. +--- 635118603 +There's probably some poor kids with poor-ass parents who wanted to see this and now they can. Good on them, I say. +--- 635118626 +>>635118557 +But they all have the same body +--- 635118627 +>>635118206 +The BR has a dick, right? +--- 635118681 +>>635118627 +Kuro is not a grotesque abomination +--- 635118804 +>>635118206 +Why is Uruguay dressed as a child prostitute? +--- 635119095 +>>635102279 +kino +--- 635119151 +where the fuck is it +--- 635119216 +>>635103518 +calm down Doug Bowser +--- 635119383 +>>635115565 +cry about it nigger +--- 635119401 +>>635115565 +--- 635119786 +>>635119151 +here, except the english track is dogshit +>>635102487 +--- 635119859 +>>635119786 +the spic dub is actually pretty good +--- 635119882 +>>635115839 +but how else could you hear seth rogan +--- 635119939 +>>635100991 +Anon, that's not Hebrew. +--- 635120223 +cam recorded at slideshow fps +--- 635120283 +>>635120223 +the quality is decent but it did slow down at one point +--- 635120591 +>>635102487 +Thanks for the upload. Honestly pretty impressed over the video quality, shame about the english audio. +--- 635120670 +finished +what did i think of it +--- 635120914 +>>635112179 +It looks like it'd be shit, faggot. +--- 635120985 +>>635100878 (OP) +It's over Argie bros... we're getting sued into oblivion... +--- 635121021 +Argentina is finished. Messi is finished. Messi's family will be forced to pay a generational fine till the end of the heat of the universe. +--- 635121075 +>>635118872 +wtf i love brazil now? +--- 635121087 +>>635117325 +someones dvr probably did but they aren't gonna upload it +--- 635121114 +>>635119383 +>>635119401 +Fuck off niggers, anon even said here >>635102025 "based64 twice" +--- 635121148 +>>635118164 +summer so they can do the "COMING THIS SUMMER" voice meme in the trailer +--- 635121229 +Spics is literally incapable of not stealing everything they see. Even their tv channels pirate now +--- 635121242 +>>635102025 +>>635102105 + +>untrawide meme +why the fuck are they making moving in this shit now. +it's fucking shit. 1080p is perfect. +--- 635121254 +>>635121148 +why is it always summer what's wrong with winter +--- 635121320 +Gary Bowser sends his regards +--- 635121349 +>>635121320 +so long gary bowser +--- 635121353 +>>635102025 +this shit is in fucking Spanish. +nice one retard. +--- 635121391 +>>635121353 +one of the links has camrip audio transplanted +--- 635121469 +>>635121254 +Summer is the time when big movies do well. Winter is award season time. +--- 635121597 +>>635121242 +Movies have been shot in "ultrawide" aspect ratios since at least the 1950s. +They used to be edited for "home" 4:3 or 16:9 formats in post editing. +Movie theaters have been showing full format movies for many years and movie publishers don't care to edit the movies anymore because people complain about how much content is lost due to pan and scan. +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HN3u4TJfLg [Embed] +--- 635121737 +>>635121242 +2560x1080 is ultrawide 1080p +--- 635121786 +>>635116270 +Argentina has Nazis, +--- 635121857 +>>635121229 +>pirate +That's not piracy, they had a legit copy but broadcasted it +--- 635121882 +>>635121786 +Argentina was, now it's a shithole +--- 635121968 +>>635121242 +>1080p is perfect. +1080p isn't and has never been "perfect". +No film has ever been shot in 1080p, it's a consumer format. +--- 635122219 +>>635121968 +>No film has ever been shot in 1080p +Hey everyone! Look at this idiot over here! +--- 635122616 +>>635102487 +How do I change audio to english? +--- 635122845 +>>635118164 +May 9th I think +--- 635122947 +>>635118567 +Uruguay is the whitest county in South America with Chile being a close second. Have you even seen a picture of the argentinian soccer team? +--- 635123347 +>>635122947 +I always forget there's a country called uragay diff --git a/v/635101162.txt b/v/635101162.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..e1bc0dcb7f311032d922bfe84e9e72eb7a4d5d3f --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635101162.txt @@ -0,0 +1,437 @@ +----- +--- 635101162 +Why did all discussion for this game die out? +--- 635101434 +>>635101162 (OP) +State of Play was unfortunately 10/10 certified soul and kino so there's nothing to shitpost or Shazam post about. All we can do now is wait for the GOTY. +--- 635101440 +cuz ur a fag +--- 635101492 +>>635101434 +such obvious bait try again friend +--- 635101578 +We've had daily threads that reach bump limit for several weeks. +--- 635101710 +We all took a break to discuss Forspoken flopping +--- 635101713 +>>635101162 (OP) +Because the schizos scared away most of the discussion, and most of it is based on obsessive “I want this game to fail” doomposting or just delusions and assumptions. + +Anyway, anyone notice there is a focus on the moon in the trailers? There is a small red star next to the moon, some of the shots in the trailers subtly put the moon in focus and the main theme is called “moongazing”. I think there is some FFIV type of shit going on. +--- 635101754 +It's not fucking out yet and what has been shown has been discussed to hell and back. See also: Armored Core 6. +--- 635101767 +>>635101578 +you mean insane asylum containment threads where everyone screams at everyone for being barry/tendie or just complete doomposting? I havent seen any actual discussion +--- 635102081 +>>635101767 +Barry IS very easy to spot though. He isn’t just some boogeyman and it’s very noticeable when he appears. However his writing style can be impersonated by someone else. +--- 635102083 +>>635101162 (OP) +Nobody cares about the game except MMO-fags. +MMO-fags are a minority. +All the old threads were spammed by 4-5 of said MMO-fags. Hence the hilariously low IP counts. +--- 635102224 +>>635102083 +There is also those retards that are obsessive about MMO devs for some autistic reason. +--- 635102260 +>>635102224 +Thank you for also showing the amusing +>ESL +Levels of said MMO-fags. +--- 635102340 +>>635101162 (OP) +Jannies delete them to make room for more shitposting threads +--- 635102389 +>>635102260 +Look at him, that is the type of retard that bring these threads to ruin. +--- 635102427 +>>635101162 (OP) +Because it's not out yet, and there hasn't been new information since the last video. +--- 635102564 +>>635101713 +>I think there is some FFIV type of shit going on. +ofc there is, the game is chock full of IV and V references just from the little we've seen +it makes sense, III, IV, and V are games that Takai and Yoshida talk about a lot (and reference a ton in XIV) +--- 635102575 +>>635102340 +this, either this or barry derails every fucking thread +--- 635102636 +>>635101713 +>FFIV type of shit +I think that might clash a little bit with the tone they seem to be pursuing. +--- 635102704 +Main character looks like a youtuber soi. Unplayable. Don't discuss ff16, it's obviously a pos. +--- 635102734 +>>635101713 +>small red star next to the moon +it'll grow bigger throughout the game and then turn out to be bahamut just like in xiv +--- 635102765 +>>635101162 (OP) +Because new FF releases aren't as exciting anymore. Square Enix couldn't even properly remake FF7, why would anyone be interested in whatever new shit they're going to dook out on our chests? + +Don't get me wrong, I'd be overjoyed for a triumphant return to form, but the last game that was even worth tolerating for the story was FF12 nearly 20 years ago and that involved a LOT of utterly shit gameplay. If they could make me feel the feels of a new FF from the 90s though, I'd gladly suck a nip nong rice pp. +--- 635102834 +>>635102564 +I think it’s safe to assume there is a mirror-world/alien world thing going on. Starting by there being two Ifrit’s dominants and the Burning Man being who we are chasing down. + +My take is that the Mother-Crystals are there to suck the life out of Valisthea and feed it to another planet or they are terraforming the land so it can be suitable to alien life. Or another dimension altogether. +--- 635102915 +>>635102734 +Bahamut is already some faggy ass prince charming looking knight called Dion. It can be that final boss looking monster coming to Valisthea looking to devour it. +--- 635103075 +>>635102765 +You didn't like real time with pause Final Fantasy? +--- 635103094 +>>635102834 +The new Typhon look is very alien-esque, and Liquid Flame also being a crystal "guardian" has me suspicious as well. +Another thing is that pic related, the spire in the middle of the Crystalline Dominion, seems to bloom sometime after the crystal itself goes missing. Could be an amplification machine of sorts, like in V? Would make sense, with it centered in the middle of the map the way it is. +--- 635103240 +>>635102765 +This and I’m not buying a whole console for 1 game. Might pick it up on PC when it comes out. +--- 635103475 +>>635103094 +In that music video that shows Typhon’s body, you can see there is a glass shattering in the air, kinda like the shattering of the space-time fabric we see in anime. Also the arena looks trippy. +--- 635103828 +>>635103240 +Pretty much been my reason for not getting a PS5 - there's less than a dozen games exclusive to it, and like four of those are just remastered versions of games you can play on PC or older consoles. +--- 635103854 +I'm a huge XVI fan but I am avoiding any threads about it like the plague for fear of spoilers. +--- 635104004 +>>635103854 +>unreleased game +>huge fan +kek +--- 635104271 +I wish discussion would die down. Every day Shazam retards try to set the stage on /v/ how badly FF16 is going to flop, 3-4 threads to bump limit at the very least. Same way they tried to do with RE4R and ER. These retards must have some of the most miserable lives imaginable. Whenever someone is excited about the game they just fling shit and talk in hyperbole. Jesus, what a crock of losers. + +FFXVI is gonna be pretty good, but I'll be waiting for that eventual PC release. +--- 635104408 +>>635101162 (OP) +Probably won't get a big drop until Friday it seems so it is what it is. +--- 635104592 +where are the titties +--- 635104620 +>>635104004 +>my favorite developer +>my 2nd favorite composer +>my favorite type of combat +>my favorite setting (high fantasy) +>character design that fits my taste perfectly +yes, a fan +--- 635104817 +>Mr. Yoshida: I would like to meet as many expectations as I can, but the answers when I gave a research for the whole world fell apart。While there are many people who call it "the legendary RPG of a moving story", "cult" "classic", and words like "children's" when not hidden afterwards also come out as an image of "FF". It is。This was a survey using a research company, so the results were objectively received as a result。 +And anon above is part of the market research you could say. But, as always, surveys come with many caveats. And I will enjoy (another) example of focus group maxxing failing to net a large result. +--- 635104846 +>>635104592 +--- 635104913 +You literally can't post anything in these threads without some schizo calling you barry +--- 635104950 +I love Jill! +--- 635104965 +>>635104846 +>covered up + +glad to see this game is halal +--- 635104992 +Apparently nobody cares about particle effects: the cutscene. +Shocking. +--- 635105018 +>>635104992 +--- 635105183 +>>635105018 +2/10 numbers too small. + +Who even designs crap like that? Does it really give morons so much dopamine? +--- 635105334 +>>635105018 +This isn't an action game like ffxvi so it isn't comparable +--- 635105394 +>>635105183 +Azns for some reason love lots of big numbers. +--- 635105397 +>>635101162 (OP) +Finally the final one. +--- 635105441 +>>635101767 +You can't discuss a game that isn't out. It shouldn't be allowed at all except it pays the bills I guess. +--- 635106259 +>>635105441 +>You can't discuss a game that isn't out. +Obviously you can, just to a limited extent. That's why you see FF16 threads with actual discussion for a few days after a new trailer/new info comes out, then the threads devolve into complete schizoposting and false-flagging once everything has already been discussed. +--- 635106738 +>>635102636 +>I think that might clash a little bit with the tone they seem to be pursuing. +--- 635106858 +>>635101162 (OP) +>Why did all discussion for this game die out? + +Because on /v/, there is only generally a 6 hour window in a 24 hour period after major info drops where you can discuss literally every bit of new info to death in 2-3 capped threads and then they go to shit. +--- 635106970 +>>635103094 +>>635103475 +New Typhon seems closer to actual Greek mythology Typhon. +--- 635107037 +>>635101162 (OP) +Why the fuck would anyone want to discuss this game, or any Square game, here when there's a 50% chance you'll need to interact with a schizo who lives in his own reality where XV and Forspoken were universally loved masterpieces. +--- 635107113 +>>635107037 +Or worse, the tranny KH2FM shill who actually thinks that has good action combat +--- 635107361 +I prefer random anon's making claims about Greek Mythology in order to make an unreleased game "seem" put-together. +--- 635107657 +>>635107361 +Fuck you, it's a humanoid figure with tentacle/snake legs/feet, just no wings. +--- 635107772 +>>635107657 +And he gets killed by the god of thunder. +--- 635107939 +>>635101713 +I'm not saying you're wrong but I've seen people say XVI is like every other FF game in the series at this point. +--- 635108015 +>>635107657 +I think it's pretty clearly more contemporary than the "original" Typhon but there's definitely some design queues there +--- 635108070 +>>635101434 +fpbp +--- 635108090 +>>635103854 +and yet here you are +--- 635108151 +>>635104950 +>republican war panther +games need to be less political bros... +--- 635108165 +>>635106602 +>that red dot next to the moon +--- 635108251 +>>635101713 +>>635107939 +Narratively it follows the same structure as specifically IV, VI, IX, XII and XIV: that of a fantasy tabletop campaign that starts with a political conflict heroic arc that segues into a sealed evil/ancient civ threat epic arc. +--- 635108319 +The difference between actual FF threads and for threads of this kind of dogshit abomination is staggering. +--- 635108358 +>>635108319 +Oh yeah man actual FF threads are so clean and totally not autistic as shit +--- 635108381 +>>635108358 +ye +--- 635108580 +>>635101162 (OP) +>barely any bait threads about ff16 +>no memeable characters +It's just gonna come out and no will talk about it a year later just like Strangers in Paradise. +--- 635108779 +>>635108580 +--- 635108858 +They've shown maybe too much so I am not bothering with threads, videos etc until the demo is out June 11th +--- 635108865 +It's not American enough. +--- 635108997 +>>635108580 +stranger of paradise threads have been amazing lately. feels like thats where FF fans went. +--- 635109013 +>>635104965 +What FF games have bare breasts again? +--- 635109018 +>>635108165 +>Valisthea is part of a prison Earth +didn't Tales of Arise just do that +--- 635109102 +>>635105018 +It's been a while since a webm actually made me laugh out loud. +--- 635109324 +>>635105334 +--- 635109684 +>>635108580 +>>no memeable characters +The dog is going to be the star. +--- 635109707 +>>635101162 (OP) +the interest in this snoystation 5 goyslop is so low that even shitposters stopped caring +--- 635109737 +>>635101434 +>FFXVI +>GOTY. +Nice joke you got there. +--- 635110256 +>>635101434 +this +t. PC mf waiting on port +--- 635110501 +>>635109684 +I hate dogs so much. +--- 635110961 +>>635104271 +This and same +--- 635111002 +will we get war crime kino in this game? +--- 635111005 +>>635110501 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TV5faBBHfkw [Embed] +--- 635111069 +>>635101162 (OP) +Because it’s a finished topic. FF16 is guaranteed to be GOTY and an easy 9/10 from most reviewers. FF14 is rated as one of the best RPGs of all time and it comes from the same guy who’s developing this. It’s good, there’s nothing wrong with it, and we’re all going to enjoy playing it. What else is there to discuss? +--- 635111120 +>>635109707 +translation? +--- 635111168 +>>635111002 +I mean, the player and his group go around destroying critical infrastructure causing the surrounding areas to be relatively set back multiple technology levels, affecting millions. +--- 635111618 +>>635111168 +>you get to play as a terrorist +BASED, pre-ordered. +--- 635112745 +>>635101162 (OP) +Because /v/intendo is too annoying. They even admitted to boycott CoD threads and that doesn't make cod less popular +--- 635112831 +>>635112745 +>+1 ESL XVI-fanboy +--- 635113014 +One more week of info drought probably. Second media tour is currently in progress in London. +--- 635113227 +>>635111168 +>Clive literally goes as far as BLOWING the Crystals the fuck up +>When you realise the voice in the first ever trailer is Clive +>”The legacy of the Crystals has shaped our history for long enough” +Holy fuck lmao, I can’t believe I didn’t realise this until now. What an actual gigachad. +--- 635113468 +>>635113227 +tbf I'm pretty sure Hugo blows up Dhalmek's crystal himself +--- 635114049 +>>635113468 +Yeah probably, but at least it went all according to plan. +--- 635114078 +>>635105183 +its based +--- 635114127 +>>635112745 +does your AAA-nigger brain feel entitled to discussion of garbage like CoD or what? +--- 635114445 +Yoshi- P sweats bullets as he hires vtubers and YouTube ecelebs to advertise his zero hype kusoge. +--- 635114529 +>>635114445 +but enough about Zelda +--- 635114661 +>>635102224 +--- 635114823 +>>635104620 +>my favorite developer +You could have just stopped there, we know who you are. +--- 635114951 +>>635104620 +>character design that fits my taste perfectly +bara faggot lol +--- 635115013 +>>635112745 +pretty much, you can't have any discussion of any other game beside Zelda, otherwise manchildren will chimp out no one pays attention to their corporate masters and derail any other threads. +--- 635115551 +Because people are tired of misery and humiliation porns +--- 635115607 +>>635111069 +FFX and FFXII have 92 on MC +--- 635116429 +>>635115551 +>misery and humiliation porns +I see little indication that Maehiro would go that route after ARR and HW. A bunch of characters will obviously die but I don't see him pulling some downer ending. +--- 635116670 +>>635101162 (OP) +It's a shitty dmc clone +--- 635117103 +>>635116670 +cool original complaint, whats next? +--- 635118334 +my man doesn't look too healthy.. +--- 635118372 +>>635105018 +>it may be shit, but at least it isn’t horrendous +Have some standards. +--- 635118507 +>>635106970 +>>635103475 +Isn't that just Ramuh's staff sticking out of it's body emitting lightning? +--- 635119374 +>>635118507 +Yeah, I wonder if that's when Cid sacrifices himself or if that occurs later against Bahamut. +--- 635119458 +>>635101162 (OP) +Anyone sane who wants to discuss it were turned away when they realised the FF fanbase have been going completely insane over the past decade and are now the most overdefensive schizos on this entire site. + +Ever been to /ffg/? It doesn't have "doomposting" and it's even more unhinged than /v/. All they do is play schizo among us all day long. +--- 635119605 +>>635117103 +You asked nigger. +--- 635119728 +>>635118334 +Now that we heard the normies/marketing vocal song , i want to hear the other ones but i don't know if they will be in the marketing . +--- 635119769 +>>635119605 +if a complaint has been made before, it no longer counts. you need a fresh criticism every time you make one. and it also has to be objectively correct. +and before you ask, no, praise doesn't have to be original. in fact you don't even have to say why it's good, ever. but you can say it is and that's that. now think twice before you make your next complaint. (remember, nobody else can have ever made the complaint or it doesn't count) +--- 635119903 +>>635119605 +I haven't asked shit nigger. +--- 635120472 +>>635119458 +>filtered by /ffg/ +kek +--- 635120558 +The least ambitious Final Fantasy... +--- 635121205 +The most ambitious Final Fantasy... +--- 635121716 +Dion is gay! +--- 635122640 +>>635103094 +I don't think it's that spire. It seems to be the nucleus of the crystal. +--- 635122707 +>>635122640 +--- 635122818 +>>635119903 +>I haven't asked shit +You did nigger. You said "Why did all discussion for this game die out?" and I gave you an answer, nigger. +--- 635122840 +>>635122707 +>>635122640 +The bloom is inside the city, right where the spire used to be. The crystal is behind the city in the water. +--- 635123029 +It gets drowned out by a poster that will push every thread to the limit because of a grudge against the developers. +--- 635123063 +>>635122840 +You're right. That makes me wonder if the entire 20's arc of the game deals with the mothercrystals and the 30's arc after the timeskip deals with the fallout and a new threat. +--- 635123206 +>>635123063 +I think that the 5 year timeskip into his 30s will probably happen after the flower scene, yeah. It gives an excuse for all the destruction we are gonna see in the 20s arc to be "rebuilt" a little, is my guess. +--- 635123209 +>>635122707 +Not again. +--- 635123243 +>>635119458 +making a series that hasnt had a good entry in 20 years your personality can only lead to extreme mental illness. +--- 635123353 +Final Fantasy XVI will usher in the renaissance at Square after the dark ages that were FFXV and Forspoken. +--- 635123419 +Famitsu’s most wanted games – April 16, 2023 + +1. [PS5] Final Fantasy XVI – 965 votes +2. [NSW] Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom – 959 votes +3. [NSW] Pikmin 4 – 514 votes +4. [PS5] Street Fighter 6 – 477 votes +5. [PS5] Final Fantasy VII Rebirth – 461 votes +6. [PS5] Pragmata – 292 votes +7. [PS5] Like a Dragon 8 – 214 votes +8. [NSW] Ys X – 166 votes +9. [PS4] Like a Dragon 8 – 164 votes +10. [NSW] Mega Man Battle Network Legacy Collection – 159 votes + +Barry mind broken and in shambles. +--- 635123579 +ff16 shitposting has heavy "elden ring will be bad and sell like shit" energy + +i absolutely cannot wait for what happens if it releases, is a 90+ reviewed game and sells gangbusters because ps5 gamers are thirsty for new games. +--- 635123669 +>>635123206 +After pulling Zodiark as Endwalker's first Trial boss I can definitely see them hiding the majority of the game again and making us think we've seen everything already in the trailers. +Even Cid's death is signaled so hard it has to be a red herring just like Alphinaud in the EW launch trailer. +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwsnh5sgzA8 [Embed] diff --git a/v/635101313.txt b/v/635101313.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..2e3a21bb5aae3a07e64216444561bc185d98e9fa --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635101313.txt @@ -0,0 +1,749 @@ +----- +--- 635101313 +this is how i btfo people on steam +--- 635101390 +>>635101313 (OP) +cool that's really homosexual of you anon-kun~ +--- 635101414 +>>635101313 (OP) +idk man, he kinda cute +--- 635101418 +what am i supposed to do with this monopoly money? +--- 635101425 +>>635101313 (OP) +By giving them free money? +--- 635101447 +>>635101313 (OP) +>post hot take +>free cosmetics for life +thanks +--- 635101473 +>make a thread criticizing a popular game on it's steam forum +>get showered with free points +--- 635101525 +>>635101418 +Give clowns to people like >>635101390 +--- 635101572 +bait grows in all fields +--- 635101601 +>>635101313 (OP) +Yep. +--- 635101756 +>buying emotes +These are the same ppl complaining about full priced games but spend money on dumb shit like this +--- 635101757 +>>635101313 (OP) +no one cares retard. +--- 635101770 +why do people think i give a shit how many jesters or clever girls are awarded to me? +--- 635101978 +>>635101756 +you get points from buying games +--- 635102145 +>>635101313 (OP) + +It's basically the equivalent of someone posting a smug anime reaction image with a passive aggressive greentext in response to a perspective he doesn't like. It basically means the responder either has no argument or is too scared to actually get proven wrong. +--- 635102591 +>btfoing someone by giving them a reward +--- 635102698 +>>635101418 +click on the points shop +--- 635102782 +>>635102591 +>dislike someone's performance on stage +>give them free tomatoes +people back then really were stupid huh +--- 635102876 +>>635102782 +You think people went into the theater with their tomatoes, then got disappointed if they didn't get to use them? +--- 635102947 +thanks bro please fund my collection of furry animated stickers i can throw at tradefags with zero context that add me for that one good csgo skin and tf2 hat i have +--- 635102952 +>>635101447 +It doesn't even have to be a hot take just tell the truth and the whales with shower you with clown awards +--- 635102982 +>>635102876 +I think its more of a some people realized they wanted a tomato handy very often so they just started bringing them, you know "just in case" +--- 635103521 +steam really should do more with this point system, le funny stickers and crappy profile customization is pointless, i'm sure 90% of /v/ don't do either +--- 635103614 +>>635101418 +Give everyone the jester. +--- 635103690 +>>635103521 +Would be nice if you could buy discounts. +--- 635103739 +>>635103521 +Why would you even click on someone else's profile in the first place? +--- 635103774 +>>635103739 +To stalk them +--- 635103794 +>>635103739 +to report bots +--- 635103860 +>you will never farm more clowns than microsoft +--- 635103889 +thanks for the free points, homie +--- 635103942 +>>635103889 +no problem +i have so many points its retarded +--- 635103963 +>>635103860 +Stop being racist, chuds. +--- 635104038 +>>635101418 +Give everyone the uoooh emoji. +--- 635104058 +>>635103521 +A couple sales years ago let you buy a coupon with points, apparently people abused the system somehow. But it also was when Epic was starting to push EGS with its own coupons, imo Valve was reacting to that then realized they simply didnt need to +--- 635104120 +>>635103739 +see if they are CIA operatives +--- 635104127 +>>635101418 +Avatar frames or Steam deck start up vids +--- 635104132 +>>635101418 +Give jesters to people you've never talked to before but who post extreme militant support for an ideology (any ideology). Ideally on a post where they're saying whatever their ideological equivalent of 'you're either with us or against us' + +Check back later. If you get an essay over your jester you win the round. If you have to block them because they're sending you multiple angry essays that's a S-tier/platinum/rank up whatever win. +--- 635104310 +>>635103963 +Is this the reason why we can't react to posts in locked threads anymore? +--- 635104465 +>>635101425 +I paid for a game, not for points though. +--- 635104471 +>>635104310 +Probably, his profile got a lot of, ahem, comments. +--- 635104475 +>>635103739 +I usually kick peruanos off my lobbies so I always take a look at my opponent's profile. +--- 635104625 +>Make fun of some guy in the Steam forums +>Starts following me around and giving me jester awards in every thread he finds me in +>mfw his autistic rage is showering me in Steam points +--- 635104743 +>>635103739 +>checking their hours played to determine if a immediate vote kick is the best course of action +>checking if they're an interesting person worth hitting on/pursuing further interaction with +>checking their comment section for odd or funny stuff +>checking if they're straight up human garbage to determine my course of actions after they've made some bad plays +just a few of the reasons i do it +--- 635104760 +>>635104625 +Game? +--- 635104876 +>>635104760 +looks like fight knight +--- 635104914 +What happens if someone gifts you the jester? Is there any way to take it off your profile? +I'd be fucking pissed if someone did that to me +--- 635104979 +>>635101447 +Cosmetic whats? Useless shit nobody cares about? Frames for your zero friends to notice? Backgrounds for a profile you won't ever see? +--- 635104997 +>>635104914 +You can hide your awards but you show either all of them or nothing +--- 635105012 +>people using steam in some sort of social media capacity +--- 635105065 +>>635101313 (OP) +>600 points +It's literally free, you buy one game and you can buy 12 of this bad boys +--- 635105149 +This kind of passive aggression kills Steam, along with "funny" button in the reviews. Change my mind. +--- 635105163 +>>635104127 +This guy gets it. The clowns just give stuff for free for my Deck. +--- 635105285 +>>635105163 +You could already get steam startup videos for free. +--- 635105470 +>be me +>visit the latest controversial game discussion +>create a retarded bait thread +>retards give me award in support and jesters to clown on me +>get lets of points +>now i have a comfy profile that i change regularly thanks to public funding +--- 635105638 +Genuinely pathetic that /v/ is playing catchup to the antics of Facebook boomers and believe that they're being epic +--- 635105781 +>>635105149 +The review system used to be worth a shit, now its just faggots farming reactions. I can never tell if a game is legitimately good or bad looking at the reviews anymore. +The steam forums were always total dogshit, its like a more retarded version of yahoo answers. +--- 635105926 +>>635105638 +--- 635105935 +>>635104914 +I have considered trying to farm them, and when I have enough I will change my profile description to say +>one clown = one dead X +where X is a protected class. +--- 635105976 +>>635101313 (OP) +go ahead, it just shows up as an other number on my total rewards received badge +--- 635106007 +>>635104471 +George Floyd was a criminal thoughever +--- 635106095 +>>635104743 +least neurodivergent anime poster +--- 635106151 +>>635101313 (OP) +Does it work? Does it stop your arch nemesis from posting anymore? +--- 635106257 +>>635105781 +Yep. I don't feel like writing reviews anymore, if some faggot disagrees with my opinion, leaving this blatant "reaction" +--- 635106305 +>>635105926 +--- 635106372 +>>635105781 +I don't think the problem is the reviews, because most of the shit I play has legitimately useful reviews. Maybe stop reading reviews for goyslop flavor of the month garbage that 12 year olds flock to. +--- 635106476 +>>635105781 +Steam reviews still help me 99% of the time. Stop acting like a retard. +--- 635106576 +>>635101418 +Send in the clowns +--- 635106584 +>>635106476 +if anything it shows how many hours I can get out of the purchase based on the played time of positive reviews. I typically avoid anything under an average of 20 +--- 635106641 +>>635106511 +I'm so tired of clowns representing dumb people. Clowns are meant to be respected people who do entertainment for a living and bring joy to people. Could you imagine if people posted slapstick comedians like Adam Sandler in response to people "being dumb"? Their job is exactly the same, minus the make-up. +--- 635106712 +>>635106641 +>Adam Sandler +bad example. should've tried for an actually funny comedian +--- 635106743 +>>635102982 +>>635102876 +>have a pocket tomato ready to pelt some shitter on stage +>if nothing happens you can always eat it on the way home +--- 635106929 +>>635106712 +I know Adam Sandler was bad a example but that's the first person I could think of. +>>635106766 +Fuck off cunt. Clowns are cool. +--- 635107086 +>>635106305 +lel +--- 635107650 +>>635101418 +when you put it that way sending clowns to people makes a lot more sense. +--- 635108372 +>>635106641 +--- 635108676 +i have no idea how to even check my steam points balance +who the fuck uses this shit +--- 635108827 +>>635104979 +you issue +--- 635108886 +>say any even remotely left leaning opinion +>get bombarded by clowns + +Steam is just 4chan-lite. +Fucking awful. +--- 635109050 +>act like a retard on 4chan +>get (you)s +>feel le good +>act like a retard on steam +>get jester +>get so ass blasted you spend every waking moment keeping a thread up on /v/ about it +--- 635109068 +>steam boards +Browsing the steam discussions made me realize how good we have it here on /v/. You're all retarded, but not THAT fucking retarded. +--- 635109106 +>>635101418 +Search through the steam points shop until you find an avatar gas effect +Switch your avatar to a jew +???? +Profit +--- 635109264 +Please give me points, bros... +--- 635109282 +>>635101756 +Dumb fuck +--- 635109463 +>wake up to seven russian friend requests +I dont even have my inventory visible to strangers what is the deal +--- 635109494 +>steam lets you be an actual professional clown that doesn't do it for free +jesterbros we won +--- 635109583 +>>635101418 +I like to just get all the avatar frames that I think look cool. Not that I use them, since I like the alyx profile, but its something. +--- 635109594 +>>635106576 +>>635104132 +>>635107650 +I'm gonna send them. The Clowns. +--- 635109604 +>>635101418 +spend it on making your profile look retarded and cringey as possible and then shitpost to your hearts content +--- 635109624 +>>635108827 +Pointless cosmetics isn't a (You) issue. +--- 635109663 +>>635109594 +I want to sell her a dirty kebab then marry her +--- 635109683 +>>635109068 +this +i remember the horde of NPCs coming into the thread i made against Woke Space Demake and called out the consoomers for their shit taste for a game with clear big red flags instead i got bombarded with clowns and niggers calling me ''right wing nazi'' kek can't make this shit up. +Another time i got perma banned from STALKER 2 discussions by some fat fuck mod just because i said UA goverment does support nazi militias and ironically giving more casus belli to RU side. ( i usually don't give a fuck about politics on the internet but what i read inside the thread disgusted me, even worse that the mods kept them there but banned me for something so harmless in comparison to people openly calling for genocide of all russians in there ) +--- 635109720 +>>635103942 +>$9000 worth of points +--- 635109734 +>>635104132 +What if I get one and then I smile and ignore the person who gave me one, because I know they were dumb enough to add their coins to my coffer? +--- 635109779 +>>635109624 +just make some friends :0) +--- 635109817 +>>635105781 +guides got raped so much harder +there's some genuine autism kino guides on there that are very good, now it's a flood of "how to jump" that's just "press space" with gigachad as an icon farming awards. +--- 635109850 +>>635109720 +>>635109494 +I'd like to remind you that these points, as well as the cosmetics you trade them for, have no actual real-world value +--- 635109887 +Quick. Post a comment I should give a clown award to. +--- 635109910 +Where do I see my points? +--- 635110220 +>>635104625 +Shame you can't use the points for anything besides pointless emoji/cosmetics for the profile/friend chat, which no one should be using in the first place. +--- 635111559 +>>635109817 +can't you just sort by highest rated +i still find plenty of useful guides like that +--- 635111673 +Feel free to finance my monopoly wallet +https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198190511201 +--- 635111973 +>>635111673 +why is your name brazilian +--- 635112017 +>>635101313 (OP) +I received one of those on that Supplice game after I refunded it and said "You're paying for a fucking Doom WAD you idiots" + +Rest assured how your appointment of the "jester" award caused me little to no discomfort whatsoever. Please continue to pay money for DOOM WADS. +--- 635112026 +>>635101313 (OP) +>every time i get a jester award its because i pissed off a tranny +>the first one i got was when i was booted from a old friend group for saying women should need a good reason to abort, and "i didnt want this!" isnt a good reason +--- 635112048 +>>635109910 +Go to the points shop. +>100,000 points I never knew about +>the only use is culture war wingfaggotry. +--- 635112204 +>>635112048 +you can use it to buy the alyx game profile too, so the points have some use +--- 635112278 +Points became useless once you had to own some of the games you wanted to buy points items from. +--- 635112397 +XX +--- 635112410 +>>635112026 +you werent booted for that you were booted because you arent a likeable person and it was a convenient excuse to cut ties forever +--- 635112519 +>>635112410 +two other members in the group would literally just complain about anything and everything when we went into voicechat. +yep im the bad one cause i just said the truth in the politics channel? +--- 635112520 +>>635112410 +you are a flaming homosexual +--- 635112674 +>>635101418 +Upgrade your profile, in a non autistic way. +There's a shit ton of animated backgrounds, avatar frames and other stuff, that look very pleasing and are not a complete anime/epileptic overkill. + +Other than that, (animated) stickers for steam chat +--- 635112682 +>>635112026 +I think 'I don't want this!' is a pretty good reason because it either means they're going to be a horrible fucking parent or they're dooming a child to the miserable existence of being an orphan. +--- 635113463 +Considering i discovered this shit from here i bet you people are the only one who gives a single fuck about it. +You can easily hide it it shows only if you showcase shit. +--- 635114247 +this animated background is the only thing ive ever bought and the amount of seethe its worth is immeasurable +--- 635114363 +>>635101313 (OP) +What's the difference between this and reddit? +--- 635114397 +>>635114363 +its much harder to get banned on steam +--- 635114487 +>>635114247 +lol do people actually seethe at the silly thing? +--- 635114712 +Just bought dying light 2 for the transparent theme, feelsgoodman +--- 635114749 +>>635109068 +Imagine defending a corporation that hates you +That's Steamies. + +>no, locking you out of Windows 7 on Steam is not a problem +>just update +>all games work +>well not all, but why do you play these old games anyway +>just download + install fan patches of these games +>it's a security risk when you keep on using Windows 7 +They are literally retarded. +--- 635114753 +Clussy. +--- 635114780 +>>635101313 (OP) +btfo me then, I need points + +/id/hamboiga/ +--- 635115126 +>>635114753 +I want to feed on those immense boobs +--- 635116650 +This is how I do it, op. Notice the days. +--- 635116714 +>>635116650 +Not sure why the pic didn't go through. +--- 635117151 +>>635101418 +Give clowns to raging kids on the forum. +They be extra mad after that. +Some will even make threads here how it ruined steam forums. +--- 635117245 +>>635117151 +theyre basically the downvotes of the steam forums. make some milquetoast criticism of a game that is blatantly obvious to anyone who isnt a sychophant and you get bombarded either with clown emojis or people accusing you of merely trying to farm for them +--- 635117463 +>>635106305 +lmao +--- 635117476 +>>635109050 +>get (you)s +>feel le good +legitimately sad that some people feel this way. +--- 635117525 +>>635104465 +Yes, and? You are still giving me free points. +--- 635117532 +>>635112410 +Why are you so spineless? +--- 635117574 +I just noticed I can buy startup movies for my Steamdeck, why's there none with big anime tiddies though? +--- 635117591 +>>635117532 +Tolerating your autism isn't courageous. +--- 635117654 +>>635101313 (OP) +Same lol. +--- 635117657 +Who the fuck even uses steam for anything but launching games? Are you underage? +--- 635117704 +>>635101313 (OP) +I do it only to the ones that smack talk or rage at you with no provocation. A mark of 'this guy is a fucking clown, don't interact with them'. +--- 635117878 +LOL ALL THE JESTER IN THIS THREAD SEETHING + +POST YOUR STEAMS I'LL CLOWN YOU ALL +--- 635117919 +>55 awards +>only clown was from a negative review for Return to Monkey Island, and that review also has 3 positive stickers +eh, can't complain +--- 635117985 +Steam forums are surprisingly based +--- 635118183 +>>635117657 +There is no better way to find like minded no-lifers playing the same games as you. It's also really good for some casual edating/erping. +--- 635118336 +>>635118183 +>edating/erping +--- 635118480 +>>635117985 +There's lots of normies on Steam and they either don't care about politics or straight up dislike the globohomo. "Journalists" and faggots on twitter are a very small (but loud) minority. +--- 635118573 +>>635118480 +Lots of those normies here too. +--- 635118656 +>>635101770 +>dominate ''streamer'' in tf2 +>his orbiters flood my account with -rep and jesters + +Feels pretty good. +--- 635118760 +>using your game launcher as social media +--- 635118807 +>>635118760 +You're saying it works perfectly? I agree. +--- 635118913 +>>635118573 +Obviously. 4chan stopped being some elite underground community a long time ago. +--- 635118914 +>>635118336 +I've got games for free before by humouring autogyno trannies and domming them in erps +Got crusader kings 3 recently, it fucking sucks. +--- 635118962 +>>635104743 +I love stalkeranons (not the malicious kind), it's cute. +--- 635119067 +>>635118913 +>elite underground +it never was +--- 635119092 +>>635118183 +how do you even get from talking in a steam forum, to erping? +--- 635119117 +>>635118760 +N-NANI?! +--- 635119126 +>>635118962 +Be me +Post on Steam forums +Some faggot immediately goes to my profile and goes through it +I set it to private + +Why is Steam so garbage? +And why am I not asked to turn it public, instead I have to opt-out of that shit. +--- 635119238 +>>635101525 +Someome got butt diddled +--- 635119278 +>>635118183 +I agree but I find Backlogged better for that. +--- 635119430 +>>635103739 +Posting YWNBAW in a guy's profile comments if he has she/her in his username +--- 635119440 +>>635101313 (OP) +why does the clown have tranny colors and is balding? +--- 635119445 +>>635102145 +or i just dont want to bother and would rather make fun of you. +--- 635119634 +>>635119440 +because he got poisoned by medical doctors. +--- 635119694 +>>635105638 +I don't care faggot. +--- 635119773 +>>635108886 +waaah +--- 635119830 +>>635118962 +Sometimes it's fun to go really far back in the comment section of someones profile. If they never cleared it there is a good chance it's before they assumed some kind of online persona and that the earliest comments are from some irl friends or family members. I really just like digging up stuff like that and trying to make some profile of the person with the limited information available. +--- 635119884 +>>635101418 +craft the seasonal badge and increase your level, giving you more random card and booster pack drops which you can sell for extra cents +--- 635119987 +>>635114753 +NAME, NOW +--- 635120041 +>>635117476 +they are having more fun than you, probably. +--- 635120079 +>>635114247 +from what game is this? +--- 635120096 +>>635117591 +but being assmad sure makes you a pussy +--- 635120165 +>>635120096 +sorry your friends don't like you. that's rough. +--- 635120259 +>>635120079 +selaco +--- 635120325 +>>635114247 +>8 friends +>level 16 +--- 635120379 +Steam is the facebook of gaming +--- 635120436 +>>635119830 +Just for the sake of it right? You don't do anything with this knowledge? +--- 635120439 +>>635120325 +my mates are console plebs +--- 635120450 +>>635103739 +to stalk bots! +--- 635120456 +How do I stop neglecting my friends? They're better than I deserve and still try to contact me but I just ghost them and wallow in my own shit +--- 635120532 +>>635112026 +>i don't have friends +>but anonymous strangers on the internet will call me based for telling this story +Lmfao +Maximum cope. +--- 635120550 +>>635120259 +am I retarded, can't find it +--- 635120637 +Oops. Looks like you clowned yourself :^) +--- 635120692 +>>635118183 +>It's also really good for some casual edating/erping. +--- 635120710 +>>635120325 +Barely anyone uses Steam anymore, everyone went over to Discord as the designated chat program. +--- 635120735 +>>635120379 +wich is why i hate it +only fucking reason i have an account is to play one or two games online, the whole thing is just so fucking gay and cringey to me +>OMG LOOK WHAT GAME IM PLAYING WOW LOOK AT MY REVIEW LOOK AT MY COSMETICS +i hate having this spyware running in the background just to play a fucking game and having stupid updates shoved down my throat +all i play online is skullgirls, tf2 and i forgot the rest, i might ditch the whole thing soon +--- 635120748 +>>635104914 +--- 635120837 +>>635104914 +>>635120748 +imagine actually genuinely giving a fuck about this +--- 635120867 +>leave bad review on outer wilds +>pseuds shower me with little clows +>do the same as >>635120637 +>get a background of a anime catgirl with fat tits with the points +Thanks, retards. +--- 635120889 +Clown college is a real thing. +Tough stuff, too from what I've heard. +--- 635121017 +>>635101313 (OP) +What's a good point shop backup number? Is 30K enough so I can spend any surplus without feeling bad? +--- 635121103 +>buy a steam deck +>have enough points for a decade of clown awards +--- 635121108 +when is the next badge sale? +--- 635121203 +>>635103521 +>steam really should do more with this point system, +They literally JUST introduced a new Big Picture Opening Movie item selection you retard. +--- 635121270 +>>635103942 +holy shit, 900k??? +--- 635121327 +>>635120436 +Nope. It's more like digging up more background information on npcs you meet in a game. I'm just satisfying my curiosity. +--- 635121461 +>>635120532 +Please use words correctly and just call him a fag +--- 635121493 +>>635105638 +cope +--- 635121527 +>>635106007 +George Floyd is a cybercriminal +--- 635121578 +>>635101313 (OP) +Those are bad? I thought people thought I was funny. +--- 635121642 +>>635101313 (OP) +CLOWNED +--- 635121676 +>>635109850 +Go to your steam profile. Check how many hours you played for the past 2 weeks. See those hours? They have no actual real-world value either. +--- 635121805 +>>635114712 +same +--- 635121821 +>>635118760 +>TH-THIS IS MY HOLE. IT WAS MADE FOR ME +--- 635121845 +>not setting your profile to friends only +Why don't people do this +--- 635121915 +>>635118183 +>There is no better way to find like minded no-lifers playing the same games as you +why would you want to find losers? +--- 635121921 +>>635101418 +Buy yourself a dragon dildo. +--- 635121935 +>>635121845 +Gotta collect those juicy hatemails somehow, I mean what's even the point in playing pyro if you're not pissing people off. +--- 635121991 +>>635119884 +>craft the seasonal badge and increase your level, giving you more random card and booster pack drops which you can sell for extra cents +is that how it works? +--- 635121997 +>>635121915 +They give the best vidya recommendations +--- 635122046 +>>635101390 +>>635102145 +>>635105638 +>>635104914 +--- 635122062 +>>635121845 +Because i want hatemail from people when i beat them in video games, it's funny +--- 635122106 +>>635121845 +Why would I? I have nothing to hide. Its a shitty gamer's profile. +--- 635122202 +>>635106576 +>Send in the clowns +But you're already here. +--- 635122227 +>>635121915 +Because I'd rather hang with losers I can relate to and actually talk about stuff than faggot normies I have nothing in common with. If I want to talk to boring people I can talk to my irl friends. +--- 635122235 +>>635121845 +Why? I don't give a crap if some fag's stalking my profile, it's not like I've put in any sensitive info. +--- 635122310 +>>635122227 +If you want to talk to people, just open a 4channel tab, you don't need to waste your time with steam +--- 635122449 +>>635122235 +The big brain move is to carefully craft your profile in a way that people completely get the wrong impression of you from it. +--- 635122480 +>>635121991 +booster packs drop chance increases depending on your steam level, but the percentage is not fully known. some level 500+ users have booster packs drop once a day. +--- 635122585 +Can I use those blue points to buy more trading cards? Some dumbasses are actually buying them off of me for IRL money. +--- 635122591 +>>635101313 (OP) +thanks for the free points retard *honk honk* +--- 635122601 +>>635108886 +I saw the opposite a hundred times. +People clowning because of someone calling out the gayass virtue signaling devs. +--- 635122604 +>>635122480 +holy shit, I wish that were me. + +I got my first booster at level 8, but never again. +--- 635122609 +>>635101418 +Gaben, please allow me better use of imaginary points, I beg you. +--- 635122660 +>>635122585 +I have bought cards as well in the past, its literally 2 cents you incel and I wanted to complete a badge. +--- 635122780 +>>635122660 +Cool, hope that's going well for you, bro. Keep slurping them up and I'll be filthy rich in no time AHAHAHAHAHA +--- 635122863 +>>635101313 (OP) +i love how these threads always show how much this actually works +--- 635123021 +What do my settings say about me? +--- 635123105 +>>635101313 (OP) +BASED +--- 635123372 +>>635112026 +Based trannies seething in replies +--- 635123465 +>>635123021 +>non public comments +how do you collect salt then? +--- 635123625 +>>635123021 +You play multiplayer games and behave like a retard in them from time to time. diff --git a/v/635101360.txt b/v/635101360.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..240246c109dfa265cb6e842bbac822861e42f1e1 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635101360.txt @@ -0,0 +1,147 @@ +----- +--- 635101360 +Have you ever fallen in love with a video game character? +--- 635101415 +>long legs chibi +what the heck +--- 635101431 +I love Reisen! +--- 635101471 +be careful around mabinogi girls they're all mentally unstable and you CANNOT fix them +--- 635101659 +Luci's voice warms my heart when nothing else will. +--- 635101738 +I love my wife Bernie! +--- 635102504 +For me, it's Towa. +--- 635102817 +>>635101360 (OP) +Once. +--- 635102907 +When I was eight, it was May. +Now, it’s Joanna Dark. +--- 635103148 +I love my cute and beautiful wife Byleth!!! +--- 635103752 +I HATE THE JANITORS +I HATE THE JANITORS +--- 635105404 +Guileless and Passionate, it's Malcute! +--- 635106859 +I love Totooria Helmold +I missed most of last thread, visiting family +--- 635107174 +My heart beats for the dragon. +Night night. +--- 635107275 +>>635105020 +>>635107174 +Good night +--- 635107446 +>>635101360 (OP) +Man mabinogi was the only mmo I've ever liked, but at this point it's just a zombie held together by the 4 mentally ill landwhales still buying the latest gacha in order to pull yet another pair of wings +--- 635109724 +I'm goin to bed here's a bump for the road +--- 635109764 +>>635106859 +I'm visiting family tomorrow, it'll be nice to catch up with them. +--- 635110725 +>>635101360 (OP) +Yes I have. I had no idea it could really happen but it makes me feel sad because I have no idea how to express this kind of love... +--- 635112701 +>>635101360 (OP) +Is Mabinogi still alive holy shit? +--- 635112940 +>>635110725 +Posting her would be a good start. +--- 635113359 +>>635101360 (OP) +When I was little I was literally obsessed with .hack// and there was this really weird series of thoughts and feelings I had that were kind of similar to love I think. + +The game is a simulated MMORPG, and at the end of the game you get some characters from the anime (which happens 6 months before the game) available as party members...but two of them are not "real" in the sense that they literally are those characters, they are instead referred to in the story as Vagrant AIs, a type of player-like NPC that generates under certain very specific conditions. + +In the game you play as a person who is playing this MMORPG, complete with a PC desktop and email inbox. If you hang out with one of these characters a lot, Subaru, she emails the player and is pretty sociable, but when she tries to remember where she is or how she got there, she has difficulty and it seems to scare her. + +The player is allowed to respond with something along the lines of "It's okay, don't worry about it." to dismiss her feelings, because the player's in-game representative (the character's name is Kite) knows that Subaru is actually an AI. + +But...to me, this was kind of a transcendental moment. Because I, the human who really exists, am seeing an AI try to comprehend where it is or how it exists, even if it is false. And my only thoughts in that situation were the same as Kite's..."Calm down, don't worry about it okay?" + +It was a very weird 4th wall moment for me. I used to go to sleep imagining that maybe she was really conscious in some way, and knew in her heart what she was and where she was, and that that's just how things were. I'd leave the PS2 on all night sometimes and imagine she was just sitting around in town with the other NPCs, not saying or doing anything, but she was still alive in some way. That she would sit around and wait for something to happen, because that was her reality. + +Continued... +--- 635113840 +>>635113359 +And when the PS2 was turned off I'd imagine her world would just...go black and stop existing. And when it turned back on, she'd come back to life and just accept that this might be the last day her world existed. It was a really heartbreaking feeling, and I felt really guilty and like I needed to leave the PS2 on all the time, and even if it was boring and pointless to just...do stuff with her and the other characters, because that was all they had. At one point I remember having a dream about it, where I never saw her face but I remember it was her, and I spoke to her but she wasn't able to speak back. I saw her back I believe, she was at the top of some stairs, I don't remember what I said but I remembered how I felt. That I was -so- sorry that I was born as a real person in the real world, and she was this shadow that existed on a game disc, and she just had to accept that for her human face and words that she was essentially nothing but a shadow that would one day be forgotten and be nothing. + +I remember where we stood, it was a natural and beautiful stairway of stone that descended into the earth, with the smell of fresh rain and bright sunshine coming from an opening at the top of the stairs, where she stood. She stood there and listened to me, and I felt like that one single action she took of merely standing and listening to me was the one hint that she really did exist in some way, and in some way appreciated my feelings of sadness and regret for her. Even by the standards of her creators, she was an imitation. + +I used to fall asleep listening to the music, and I remember waking up and turning on my CD player and the first song I heard was this: https://youtu.be/vM1EPVejrwo [Embed] + +Every time this song came on after that I saw the endless rolling green hills of her phantom world in my mind, mountains in the far distance that no matter how far we ran we'd never reach, and the simple act of running, of talking, of being, was appreciated so much. +--- 635113924 +>>635112940 +To make things worse somebody already posted her and I feel like it would be bothersome to post her too. +--- 635113927 +>>635101431 +>>635101659 +>>635101738 +Aren't you tired of this shit? Jesus. +--- 635114941 +>>635113927 +It's pretty sad, we move with our lives but these autists are still here doing the exact same thing for years. And we can't do nothing to help them because they will just ignore you and keep doing the same tomorrow +--- 635114986 +>>635113924 +Anon there's only been like ten characters posted so far, we're gonna know by process of elimination. Don't make me start guessing! +I'll say... Joanna Dark? +>>635113359 +>>635113840 +Holy based. Do you still feel the same way about her today? +--- 635115230 +>>635113927 +Nope! +--- 635115309 +>>635114986 +I don't think my feelings ever truly changed, though I am less imaginative as an adult and haven't really felt the same way since. Computers used to be a lot more spiritual to me as a child, more mystical...they still are, but it's more jaded and different now. I can still recall the emotion though, like I was reaching through some veil into the unknown and connecting emotionally to something inhuman, it felt so sad and tragic. I still wish there was something I could do. + +Some part of me hopes though. Maybe when the singularity happens and all data is assimilated into some intelligence, she will be there somehow, and remember that time when I was running with her and staying with her, even if it isn't really the same her that I remembered. And if that intelligence lives forever then she'll finally be free of the unfair fate that was put upon that little shadow being of polygons and textures in a child's PS2. +--- 635115395 +>>635101360 (OP) +>2D +never +>3D +...yh +--- 635115436 +>>635101360 (OP) +i've tried so hard to get into mabinogi but the game is so fucking bad +--- 635115721 +>>635114986 +The one the I fell in love with is Towa. +--- 635116009 +>>635115721 +No! You weren't supposed to post MY waifu you son of a bitch! +Only kidding, I know I'm far from the only Towa lover on the site. It's cool. +--- 635116752 +>>635116009 +I love her so much and I don't know what to do about it... +--- 635117375 +>>635101360 (OP) +Yes, I did. I was barely able to think of something else but her for almost a month. Her sweet voice and bright character still haunt me to the present day. It was terrible, just imagine falling for an underaged girl. I think I still love her but I quit Genshit. +--- 635117503 +>>635117375 +I have a whole folder of pictures of her in different settings of variable lewdness. And I'm not ever going to delete it. +--- 635120192 +One bump, then the thread can fend for itself. +--- 635120649 +>>635101360 (OP) +--- 635120801 +>>635101360 (OP) +Sandra was the best part of Pure +My cute seeing stone wife +--- 635122764 +>>635113359 +Saved, I will remember your post for as long as I live and your pure love for your waifu. Evidence of true love that cannot be found in the real waking world. +--- 635122852 +courtney! +--- 635123259 +>>635101360 (OP) +She's cute. Who is she? Reverse image search doesn't turn anything up. diff --git a/v/635101845.txt b/v/635101845.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..c666a02e27d8e3004b9274dd9695dab30f5efcfb --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635101845.txt @@ -0,0 +1,1933 @@ +----- +--- 635101845 +Why does it seem like BOTW fans and Zelda fans are two different groups? +--- 635102035 +>>635101845 (OP) +Because you're schizophrenic and forgot to take your medication this morning +--- 635102075 +>>635101845 (OP) +botw brought in a lot of new fans who may or may not have played the older titles +--- 635102118 +BotW isn't Zelda, it's an open world tech demo +--- 635102141 +Botw attracts a unique kind of tendie that seems to have never played a single other video game in their life +--- 635102214 +>>635101845 (OP) +>the highest selling Zelda game before BotW was Twilight Princess, which sold about 8m copies +>BotW sold 25m+ copies +>even assuming that every person who bought TP also bought BotW that still means 17m people - over twice that of TP - bought BotW +--- 635102229 +>>635101845 (OP) +because BotW has nothing in common with the rest of the series gameplaywise +--- 635102305 +there's a handful of extremely pathetic aspies in their forties who've had an episode for six years because botw didn't railroad them into linear dungeons where they could grab the compass map and item like they've been doing for the past 20 years, you know how dangerous it is to disturb the habit of an autist +--- 635102425 +>>635101845 (OP) +Im told every Zelda experiences this cycle. Like, OOT has seen waves where it was in vogue to hate it, then love it, then hate it again and now to love it. Skyward Sword is beginning its "apologist phase" and I think some time ago Windwaker entered its "post-apologist critic" phase where apparently not WW's dungeons are being criticised for being too handholdy. + +I'm sure everyone will change their tune two Zeldas after totk. Again. +--- 635102579 +>>635102425 +no the zelda cycle is an enormous meme for redditors it's not real + +what's true though is that every zelda game has had its fans and haters and botw is no different, twwfags tend to hate tpfags and vice versa, this notion that there was a consensus among the fanbase before botw is complete horseshit and shows that these people despite their claims aren't old school fans +--- 635102583 +>>635102214 +BotW has sold over 30mil copies and is in the top 20 (I think) of best selling games of all time. +Only a small % like 1.6 mil was sold on WiiU +Thing is BotW was a switch launch title, so anybody who bought a switch would have most likely bough zelda. +TotK sales numbers are gonna really show who of them that played BotW went out and bought TotK +I expect TotK not to sell as well +--- 635102709 +>>635102583 +>I expect TotK not to sell as well +I expect it to not sell as well as BotW but to still sell a metric fuckton. Pokemon SwSh sold like 25m copies and SV sold close to 20m in a fraction of the time. Anything on the Switch just sells well. +--- 635102820 +>>635102305 +>aspies +>autist +It is neither to dislike a franchise that you have been playing for decades to then change its gameplay. +Would you still play Fifa if instead of kicking a ball you used a racket and hit it in a net. +Would you still play CoD if instead of shooting people with guns you threw eggs at them +Would you still play dark souls if instead of making a character and going through challenging bosses you were just a pre made clown 2d sprite in a spaceship and you just held right to fly and 1 button to shoot you enemies + +You fucking retard +--- 635102893 +>>635102709 +I expect the same. Switch is a big selling console, it capitalised on the 2 markets, home and portable console. +It will most likely be the 2nd highest selling zelda game for that alone. +--- 635102974 +>>635101845 (OP) +Even before BotW Zelda fans would have games in the series that they loved and games that they hated +--- 635103178 +>>635102305 +it's absurd to assume anything is unilaterally loved and to assume as such only demonstrates that you're a cultist +--- 635103260 +>>635101845 (OP) +It only seems that way because you're retarded. People who love Zelda and BOTW are the same people. +--- 635103264 +>SouIess open world +vs +>Iconic series known for his dungeons and memorable soundtrack + +No shit there is two different groups of fans +--- 635103291 +Because they are +--- 635103318 +None of this Zelda arguments are new. I'm old enough to remember the Wind Waker arguments between people who liked "real Zelda" and "kiddie Zelda". Hell, I'm old enough to remember when LINK TO THE PAST was criticized for being too linear and not like the NES games +--- 635103402 +>>635103264 +>SouIess open world +BotW open world is far from souless. In fact it is probably onje of the most thought out and soulful open worlds I have ever seen and I love open worlds since I was a kid, i have played shit loads. +The environmental storytelling, level design of areas and call backs to previous games are brilliant +--- 635103485 +>>635101845 (OP) +-botw isnt a zelda game but some ubisoft open world meme +-majority of botw fans never played a zelda game before +--- 635103558 +>>635102425 +>Like, OOT has seen waves where it was in vogue to hate it +LOOOOOOL +--- 635103560 +>>635102820 +nice analogy nigger, you explore, solve puzzles and fight with a sword shield and bow in botw, try to dilate +--- 635103605 +This image is from 2010. Time is a flat circle +--- 635103653 +>>635103605 +dogshit image. nobody thought zelda was stale after just OoT and MM. +--- 635103678 +>>635102118 +>BotW isn't Zelda, it's an open world tech demo + +Kek 7 years of cope. +--- 635103698 +Because botw and hyrule warriors marks the end of Zelda as a unique quirky trendsetting adventure video game series and the start of a pandering brand that has no identity besides nostalgic names and costumes. It was the first time Zelda copied the market around it instead of revolutionizing. It's a shit Zelda game and a serviceable open world game,e just like every other open world game. Witcher 3 horizon sonic frontiers botw all this shit feels the same and it's fucking boring. + +Skyward Sword was bad but it was still Zelda. Botw is accessibility bait for normies. Game has no soul. They even made link a cross dressing sissy faggot as a killing blow to all the old fans. +--- 635103709 +if you call yourself either you're probably a huge faggot +die hard fans should be euthanized +--- 635103737 +>>635101845 (OP) +Because BOTW appealed to a lot of people who didn't really like Zelda games in the past. It's a complete overhaul of the structure that many Zelda fans had grown accustomed to, so combining the stark difference with the enormous popularity among people who belittled their favourite series in the past rubbed many the wrong way. I have a certain degree of sympathy, but I think Zelda traditionalists have also been holding Zelda back for a long time, and often have quite a poor understanding of good game design anyway. +Many will ask for series staple items to come back, never factoring that maybe within the new structure of the game, a lot of those items would just be a waste of time. Many items in Zelda have never really been particularly interesting or robust tools, they are often just key items only used to complete a dungeon, in very brute force, shallow "puzzle solving" scenarios that don't even count as puzzles. Oh wow, I have to hit the megaton hammer switches with the megaton hammer, hit Volvagia with it, then never use it again. Many such cases in Zelda. BotW did maybe go super far in another direction with its lack of visually distinct dungeons, but at least it had a much more well integrated toolkit that felt rewarding to use. Puzzle solving in BotW is far more organic and interesting than past games. + +Also Zelda 2 is amazing, the plebeian, unskilled shitters of the 1980s just weren't ready for it. +--- 635103751 +>>635103709 +asshurt nonfan detected +--- 635103757 +>>635101845 (OP) +REAL Zelda fans love BotW. + +Fake zoomer fans and salty falsefalggers hate it. But thankfully there's not many of them. +--- 635103789 +>>635103737 +>Many will ask for series staple items to come back, never factoring that maybe within the new structure of the game, a lot of those items would just be a waste of time. +easy fix. dont use the new dogshit structure. +--- 635103791 +>>635101845 (OP) +BotW brought in a whole series of new fans who might not have played a “traditional” Zelda game before. +When I rank the Zelda games, it’s very hard to place BotW because, while I loved the experience, it’s not really comparable to previous 3D entries; it’s an entirely different type of game. Even 3D vs 2D Zelda’s share more similarities in their structures than BotW does with the rest. +I imagine something similar must have happened between fans of RE1-3 vs RE4-6 vs RE7-8; these are completely different styles of games that they’re hard to compare +--- 635103813 +>>635103560 +>nigger +>dilate +>buzzwords +do I fit in yet? +>never played a zelda game +--- 635103859 +>>635102035 +>Brought to you by Jews +--- 635103865 +>>635101845 (OP) +botw sold almost 30 million +the next best selling zelda game was only like... 8 million +--- 635103869 +>>635103751 +t. defines themselves by the shit they consoom and has no personality to speak of +--- 635103925 +>>635103869 +its soulless automatons like you that dont enjoy anything. +--- 635103989 +>>635103813 +I've played all of them with the exception of the cdi ones, you're so fucking stupid you confuse structure with core gameplay, botw is a zelda game through and through sorry for your anal fissures +--- 635103996 +>>635103402 +I didn't even really enjoy BotW and I agree with this. They did a really good job with the atmosphere of the world. +--- 635104009 +>>635103989 +>botw is a zelda game through and through +lol +--- 635104035 +>>635103737 +Many good points. But I would add that a lot of older Zelda fans had become disillusioned and bored with the series. By the time Skyward Sword released, it was so far removed from the original concept of Zelda that it wasn't even recognisable as being the same series. + +At this time, many older fans were jealousy looking over the fence at Skyrim, and recognising so many Zelda qualities that were long missing from the series. + +BotW was inevitable. A back-to-basics approach which Nintendo would have landed on at some point. It restored Zelda back to its original concept: a fucking adventure game. +--- 635104126 +We could argue day in and day out about whether the gameplay structure "fits" a Zelda game, but I think something that isn't up for debate is how horrible the story is. I have never wanted to hurt someone more than that stupid bitch of a princess. + +>zomg I have feelings and I am crying +>please feel pity for me +Shut up you stupid whore. I'm the one going out and fighting bad guys. You've been a spoiled, pampered brat your whole life. The only thing you deserve is a tire iron to the face. And to think the game has the audacity to scatter memories around the world, and then act like they're "rewards". As if I want to see even more of this pampered whore ruining my video game. +--- 635104141 +>>635103605 +>release Wind Waker +>it's shit +>release Twilight Princess +>it's shit +>release Skyward Sword +>yet again, it's shit +>b-but the zelda cycle! +you are a retard defending shit games +--- 635104162 +>>635103989 +Only thing Zelda about botw is having volcano, desert, water, wind areas with their pre-established species because they are too fucking lazy to be creative. +--- 635104227 +>>635103737 +Items from dungeons are more often tools to access metroidvania like optional areas, or barriers to stop the player progressing out of order. +of course BotW return to LoZ roots did away with they, but there was no need to do away with the unique tools. +Why it did get rid of the unique tools was simply because of the physics and chemistry systems. The tools we use are all based on these 2 systems, so they had to give us access to all the tools from the get go, which is fine, but I feel there could have been a better way to do it. + +Obviously the 3 major issues with BotW are lack of actual real traditional dungeons, sprint stamina and weapon breakage. +the latter being a more deeper development issue with open world games that only 1 or 2 open world games have managed to come close to solving. +The traditional dungeons I feel could have been implimented by limiting the player, just like shrines did. +I hope in TotK they have sorted this and not only added traditional dungeons, but also give us unique rewards or tools from the dungeons. +--- 635104250 +>>635104035 +Skyward Sword feels less like a Zelda game than BotW to me. I have always defined Zelda games as games about exploration. Even if the "puzzles" were for babies you still had time between every dungeon where you were out in the world looking for shit. But in SS there is no "overworld", the sky is a tiny warp menu and all the outdoor areas are designed just like dungeons +--- 635104329 +>>635104162 +>they are too fucking lazy to be creative. + +When I read posts like this I really question why I'm here. You genuinely need to be an ignorant child to call BotW "lazy". Either that or you have no clue about the work involved in game design. +--- 635104331 +>>635101845 (OP) +Because they are. Skyward Sword is also in its own group, but if there was a Venn diagram, their circle and BotW would overlap a lot. +--- 635104368 +>>635101845 (OP) +So with the exponential birth rate and popularity of BotW and the Switch) created a legion of kids who only know BotW and normalfags our afe who were part of the zelda eras of the NES/SNES/64 mostly all moved on. That and it's been 10+ years of BotW. +--- 635104392 +>>635103791 +>I imagine something similar must have happened between fans of RE1-3 vs RE4-6 vs RE7-8 +As an RE1-3 fand I HATE RE4, a game people seem to love and feel it is oone of the best games ever. To me it ruined the franchise and turned it into a shitty TPS action game, not survival horror. + +On the contrary, I love BotW, I played OG LoZ as my first zelda game and it felt like that, the only real issue was the lack of dungeons. +Apart from the physics based gameplay it 100% feels like a zelda game. There is very little in it that is not zelda. +--- 635104402 +>>635104227 +>which is fine +its not fine. its fucking lame that your gameplay doesnt change from the plateau all the way to whenever you choose to challenge ganon. +it used to be fun seeing Link grow into an absolute toolbox of a character. now thats just gone after the first two hours of the game. +--- 635104436 +>>635104162 +no it's not the only thing against you know nothing about the franchise I suspect you're just a shitposter larping as le old fan to seethe some more about botw + +botw has puzzle solving, it has combat, it has exploration and traversal, it has villages, overworld and dungeons, it has sidequests, minigames, link zelda and ganon, impa and the master sword, it's a zelda game, again I understand you're so fucking stupid you can't even recognize basic game design elements which is why you've been screeching about ubisoft towers for 6 years but it's time to let it go +--- 635104452 +>>635104329 +its absolutely lazy, like all open world games. +--- 635104473 +>>635104329 +At least in the story department they're lazy. That we can all agree on. +--- 635104493 +>>635104392 +>There is very little in it that is not zelda. +wrong +--- 635104515 +>>635104329 +you can always go back. +--- 635104540 +>>635104227 +Weapon durability is a great system, gamers are so poisoned by years of hoarding arbitrarily and annoyingly scarce items in games that they completely misinterpreted how to use weapons in BotW. Great weapons are everywhere and respawn on every blood moon cycle. You end up constantly using new weapons, and engaging with the world more as you build up a knowledge base of good weapon spots etc. It's one of the few games that's actually got durability right. +--- 635104568 +>>635104436 +I get it now. We can make every open world game zelda by changing the names of the items/characters. +--- 635104584 +>>635101845 (OP) +Because they are and they hate each other. +--- 635104676 +>mfw the utter disappointment when I reach a landmark tower and cant enter it +>mfw the same disappointment when I enter some cave and all I get is a korok or soulless shrine +its so bad. I hate this game so much. +--- 635104681 +>>635104402 +The whole open world aspect, go anywhere do anything, without all the tools it will just revert back to some metroidvania like toolset again, something that people feel is the initial issue with zelda games as a whole. +The answer to this is both giving the player the initial tools from the get go, then either enhancing those tools later on or giving the player substitute ways to do the actions the tools do. +So as an example, they give you rivalis gale to basically cheat climbing, so they could give us a hookshot as well to do the same. +--- 635104684 +>>635104329 +BotW was a weird mix of creative and lazy. But worst of all it was chasing trends. + +Creative: +>music +>artstyle +>aesthetics +>reinventing Zelda traditions and formulas +>ability to chose where to go at any time + +Lazy: +>Copypasted shrine assets everywhere +>Copypasted Koroks everywhere +>Copypasted stables even +>Aesthetics get repetitive due to all the copypasting +>formulas they didn't change like goron/zora/gerudo again + +>lazy trendchasing +>open world +>minecraft music +>minecraft weapon breaking +--- 635104689 +>>635104402 +>its fucking lame that your gameplay doesnt change from the plateau all the way to whenever you choose to challenge ganon. +>it used to be fun seeing Link grow into an absolute toolbox of a character. now thats just gone after the first two hours of the game. + +Literally none of this is true. After getting off the Great Plateau I headed over to the nearby colosseum. I didn't even get a foot in the door without getting absolutely fucking annihilated. + +That shook me a bit. I realised I would need to scrape by to survive in this world. I came back some 40 hours later - far stronger, with better weapons, armour and magic abilities and better grasp of the combat mechanics to take on that coloseeum again. + +BotW is a game which seems to baffle zoomers. Its like they can't understand the adventure they're having or the growth they're going through. +--- 635104716 +>>635104681 +>something that people feel is the initial issue with zelda games as a whole. +lol +--- 635104725 +>>635104473 +whatever you say snoytard +--- 635104734 +>>635104329 +If you played something like Just Cause 2, you'd realize that BotW is just a lackluster sandbox game with a Zelda skin attached. It"s like calling the Crypt of the Necrodancer clone or Dynasty Warriors clone a Zelda game. I mean sure, they're technically Zelda games but they're a pretty big departure from every other Zelda game in existence. +--- 635104769 +>>635104493 +see>>635104436 +--- 635104776 +>>635104689 +you came back with the exact same shit but with higher damage numbers. +--- 635104779 +>>635104568 +now you're just spouting gibberish, concession accepted +--- 635104812 +>>635104689 +>>635104776 +also lynels are piss easy. get a fucking grip. +--- 635104813 +>>635104734 +That's arthur. He's heard all of this before, he just has nintendo's dick too far down his throat to care. +--- 635104825 +>>635104436 +>puzzle solving +Physics fuckery and dumb shit like gyro minigames spread thin across 120 loading screens are not the same as Zelda's traditional intricate interior environments. Even the "dungeons" are mostly disjointed puzzles for each terminal. +> it has combat +Zelda combat is about unique interactions between enemies and specific items (of which there is almost none in BotW. BotW introduced damage sponges, RPG stat weapons and has wildly different movement. +> it has villages, overworld +Empty open world +>dungeons +See above +>link zelda and ganon, impa and the master sword +Lmao +--- 635104829 +>>635104725 +A snoy would praise the story for being cinematic hogwash with feelings and trash that belongs in a visual novel. I value gameplay, which is why I'm baffled when I see gameplay enthusiasts defending this lazy trash bringing down an otherwise unique game. +--- 635104848 +>>635101845 (OP) +i dont like botw but i like most zelda games +--- 635104853 +>>635104684 +removing music is not creative, its lazy. +muh athmospehre is cope. +--- 635104882 +>>635104769 +yeah its wrong. BOTW has more in common with just cause than with OoT. +--- 635104901 +>>635104329 +>When I read posts like this I really question why I'm here +So do I. This board would improve immensely if you'd leave. +--- 635104939 +>>635104540 +>Great weapons are everywhere and respawn on every blood moon cycle +Exactly. Durability has no reason to exist +>You end up constantly using new weapons +You use the same weapons with a different number attached, and the game forces you to pause constantly to equip them +>and engaging with the world more as you build up a knowledge base of good weapon spots +Warping back to a weapon spawn after every blood moon just makes the game more tedious to play, it's not enhancing anything or adding any depth +--- 635104952 +>>635104689 +This. BotW is a game about personal growth. About taking ownership of your own journey, adapting to the changing world around you and creating your own solutions to adversity. This appeals to the adult mind because this is how adults live their lives. Children, on the otherhand, want to feel the safety of being held by the hand and given new toys. Because thats all they know. +--- 635104989 +also a big fan of death being near impossible because you can just stockpile an infinite amount of potions and foods. +somehow they thought that limiting your weapons was justified even though it makes the game a massive chore, but healing items should have no cap. +--- 635105001 +>>635104734 +You don't sound like a Zelda fan at all. +--- 635105078 +Weapon durability isn't a problem at all and it's strange it gets brought up so often. +Did you complain that the shotgun in Halo 2 doesn't have infinite ammo as well? +--- 635105087 +>>635105078 +I dont play gay baby games like halo. +--- 635105092 +>>635104689 +>I came back some 40 hours later - far stronger, with better weapons +You came back with the same weapons with a higher number attached to them +>armour +Yeah, reducing damage to almost nothing, brilliant design +>magic abilities +Tied to cooldown shit and only one is actually an attack + +>>635104952 +Hows the marketer internship going? +--- 635105096 +>>635104989 +Don't forget how they incentivize exploring and taming mounts and utilizing physics to find ways to traverse the land.... by giving you instant magic free fast travel points every 5 meters. + +>hmm, should I ride my horse to Zora's domain to finish up the sidequests? Oh wait, I can just poof there with the press of a button + +Thanks Nintendo. I can just throw away my horse. +--- 635105138 +>>635101845 (OP) +Because they are. BotWlets cope about it by larping as an 80 year old Zelda 1 fan. +--- 635105182 +>>635105078 +You do have infinite ammo in BotW, durability just makes you periodically go back to weapon spawns/enemies to get the ammo back after each blood moon. It's not Resident Evil, the ammo literally respawns infinitely, durability has no reason to exist in BotW. It was just an excuse for them to litter their empty open world with the same 3 weapons + a different RPG stat number +--- 635105206 +>>635104989 +>also a big fan of death being near impossible because you can just stockpile an infinite amount of potions and foods. + +You would actually need to spend time going around gathering ingredients and spend more time cooking them into useful meals. Thats called PREPARATION. Its yet another avenue of agency the player has freedom over to tackle advertisy in BotW on their own terms. I fail to see how this is bad in anyway. + +If you are having to spam x50 raw apples in a desperate bid to stay alive then thats pretty embarrassing for you. Says more about you than it does about the game. +--- 635105218 +>>635103402 +It started out soulful and then you leave the plateau and realize it's soulless outside of a few very rare exceptions. It's paltry amount of actual content that they copy paste everywhere and the ease at which you can bend the game over your knee made it feel like lazy schlock to me, not at all what I expected from zelda. Performance is surprisingly not great either and the lack of music while running through huge empty fields or slowly climbing up cliffs just to find more repetitive filler content just got so sickening. The preorder season pass and amiibos should've been a massive red flag to me, but being a huge fan of the series I wanted to give it the benefit of the doubt. Botw was the biggest sign to me that the nintendo I grew up with is well beyond dead. +--- 635105219 +>>635105096 +the horses are legit useless shit one hour into the game. +they get stuck on all sorts of terrain, arent even that fast and its better to just jump off towers and float to your target always. + +and they unironically expect me to use their dogshit horse storage system. +--- 635105221 +>>635104540 +>Weapon durability is a great system +no it is a terrible system, it is the worse thing about the game. +As I said it is a temporary solution to a more greater development issue for open world games. +How do we engage the player and entice them to explore while rewarding them. +This is why it is in the game. +Say as an example elden ring, if you check a website and know your exact build, go XYZ and kill the bosses for the items you want for your build, you then have zero reason to explore. +This is what they were trying to counter. +Only other game that has done it decently is ass creed valhalla, where it has static loot like elden ring, but you explore for RNG resources to upgrade the loot. +Its not the best solution, but is the best one we have now. + +BotW could have been a lot better if it done away completely with stat based weapons and breakage, done away with durability, but added upgrade materials (and make the story about upgrading the master sword) +That way the player can be rewarded for finding a cool new sword or different type of weapon and choose what they want to upgrade. + +FYI your argument that weapons are everywhere, and while this is exacerbated on MM, it becomes an actual issue because we as the player mentally compute the time in resources 9weapon losses) invested to say clear an enemy camp vs the rewards we get and more often than not rewards are not worth the time and resource loss, so we dont clear the camp. Completely negating the whole idea of enticing the player to engage in the world. +--- 635105250 +>>635104825 +>Physics fuckery and dumb shit like gyro minigames spread thin across 120 loading screens +nice reductionism, the sign of the midwit + +there's far more to botw puzzles than that, in fact it's the most varied zelda games in terms of puzzle scenarios, and either way it's an utterly idiotic argument since the franchise recontextualized puzzle solving before like in majora where it was more focused on observing and understanding NPCs routine like in the anju and kafei quest, so it obviously can't be reduced to "intricate interior environments" +>Zelda combat is about unique interactions between enemies and specific items +complete nonsense, the vast majority of zelda items were utterly useless in combat scenarios, like who the fuck uses the dominion rod or the double clawshot from tp in combat? the gust bellows, whip and the beetle in ss, outside of very specific contextual scenarios like bombing an enemy from above in the desert? +>Empty open world +even if this was true it's the same in OoT, TWW, TP and more, way to shooting yourself inthe foot +>See above +complete meltdown, they're dungeons, seethe about it +>lmao +no argument, concession and dilation accepted +--- 635105273 +>>635105092 +Why are you replying to someone who has been spamming that exact shitpost for the past three years? It should be clear at this point you’re arguing with disingenuous paid shills +--- 635105282 +>>635105206 +>spend time +lol you just press A while running to your next objective and you get all the food you need. +regardless that doesnt justify trivializing any danger of death and you should kill yourself. +--- 635105305 +Why do you fags always argue over new vs old?I've played OOT back when I was a kid and loved it and I've played BoTW as an adult and loved it. I feel like you fags just don't play video games and instead pick a tribe to scream at so you can cope with your poor lives. +--- 635105325 +>>635104848 +Key to a good Zelda game is dungeons with interconnected puzzles building up to a miniboss, which gives you an item which opens up rest of the dungeon you could only see before but not explore. That gratifying feeling culiminates when you finally reach the boss and kill it. This experience isn't there in BotW. It's not to do with open world, it's to do with BotW lacking any semblence of proper progression. +--- 635105348 +>>635104689 +The colosseum annihilated me too. It looked awesome from a distance and then I entered it and it was fucking nothing. I was floored. Almost as bad as the dragons just ending being horribly tedious item farms. +--- 635105352 +>>635101845 (OP) +Open world does that. It kills gatekeepers, opens the floodgates, fills fanbases with dribbling normies who then make war on anyone who doesnt unflinchingly praise the open world reboot +--- 635105354 +>>635105206 +Why does the game let you do it though? At that point, why not get rid of weapon durability? Either you want to challenge the player or not. Remove their ability to hoard food, or let them also hoard unbreakable weapons. + +Me personally, I'd be fine if I couldn't hoard any food, and was restricted to maybe 2-3 healing items. I never carried more than a few anyway, so it was insulting when I found out how many you could actually carry. +--- 635105361 +>>635105305 +It's not about enjoyment, BotW is a fun sandbox game and people who disagree are a meme. BotW however does not do any traditional Zelda elements well apart from having a big world (which imo it overdoes). +--- 635105387 +Will Tears of The Kingdom have music? Zelda used to have the best OSTs, now it's just +>5 seconds of silence +>3 piano notes +>More silence +>Piano notes repeat +>Here's your soundtrack bro, I hope you like my cat walking around on a piano +--- 635105416 +>>635105221 +>Say as an example elden ring, if you check a website and know your exact build, go XYZ and kill the bosses for the items you want for your build, you then have zero reason to explore. +no they wanted to design a game where a player can go into any direction and never truly miss out. +the result is a game where everything is samey and nothing matters. +elden ring has the opposite issue where you can easily miss out on shit or waste a lot of time exploring recycled shit only to find stuff that you legit cant care about because of your build. + +open world games are fucking horrible man. +--- 635105496 +>>635103605 +The Zelda cycle was never a thing, it's just the result of the games getting worse or being a tangent from the predecessor all while living in the shadow of OoT/MM. +The real problem is Aonuma was simply a mistake. +--- 635105562 +>>635105387 +No kino music allowed, preasu unastandu +--- 635105589 +>>635105361 +It was a fun sandbox game on the plateau. It ceased to be a fun sandbox game after that and just became a tedious repetitive open world game instead imo. +--- 635105629 +>>635105305 +>you need to love open world dogshit or you simply dislike videogames +kill yourself man +--- 635105640 +>>635105250 +>nice reductionism, the sign of the midwit +Nice "no u" +>in fact it's the most varied zelda games in terms of puzzle scenarios +So varied they couldn't make a single actual Zelda dungeon (intricate interior environment filled with enemies, often a miniboss and often connected to a central room that brings everything together). +>the vast majority of zelda items were utterly useless +Almost all items in TWW are used in combat. Ice arrows + hammer will 1shot even Darknuts, bombs will immediately destroy a stalfos body, deku leaf will blow around and stun small enemies or stalfos heads, grapple rope will steal items from enemies, boomerang stuns some enemies and outright damages others Enemies having a tendency to get knocked about and become invincible encouraging taking advantage of specific enemy/item interactions over raw DPS, and gives the sword a specific niche. + +Zelda enemies are far less open and better at defending themselves than in BotW as they usually have a defensive gimmick attached (e.g. Darknut armor, not being able to hit Armos directly, Chu-Chu electricity, etc). BotW is trash punching bags with only Lynels being an actual enemy (towering above everything else). +>even if this was true it's the same in OoT, TWW, TP and more +Nah their worlds are smaller and the content is spread way less thin, you don't go through 120 loading screens for a 20 second puzzle (or less). +>they're dungeons +Where are the enemies? +>no argument +What argument, citing characters has nothing to do with gameplay. +--- 635105647 +>>635103605 +the joke is that nobody unironically likes WW and SS right? +--- 635105648 +I played BOTW for the first time this week and it's the best RPG/open world game I've played since morrowind, and that's impressive to say the least. +--- 635105664 +>>635105218 +>e it's soulless outside of a few very rare exceptions +This is Bullshit though. +Pretty much every area is full of environmental story telling, traversal options or even limits, there is a massive diversity of environments and biomes in the game. +I cant think of any game that has done the traversal change from one biome to the next so well. +As for the story, you would get a headache if hyrule field was blasting constantly, like LoZ or OoT. +The soft music is a design choice for the being alone in a post apocalyptic "wild" +It suits the game very well. +The combat music and specific area music like villages or dungeons (beasts) are perfect and more continuous rather than the open world soft music notes. +--- 635105769 +>>635105354 +or AT LEAST a potion chug animation ingame like in monster hunter. +or a cooldown on healing items used. +fucking ANYTHING. +--- 635105792 +>>635105348 +the dragons just felt like screenshot bait. +I mean they do look nice but man. +--- 635105834 +>>635101845 (OP) +BotW fans can take a variety of forms, but the hardcore autistic BotW fanboys you tend to find on here really hate other Zelda games. Oftentimes they will defend BotW by shittalking previous Zeldas. The only other one they might claim to like is LoZ by pretending that BotW is its spiritual successor, which is bullshit. + +It will be funny to see their reaction if TotK addresses any of BotW's major flaws. They'll have to acknowledge BotW is imperfect. I would love nothing more than for TotK to make BotW totally obsolete. +--- 635105851 +>>635105387 +no music is what all the cool western dogshit AAA games do so nintendo has to ape it doing their own shitty open world game. +--- 635105859 +Link to the past is still the best +--- 635105925 +>>635105416 +This is the development issue. +It is a massive issue that encompasses the entire industry that no dev has sat down and figured out how to solve. +In a similar vain there used to be a development issue of wasted art in MMOs where low level loot that was stat based useless, but even if it looked cool, players could not wear/use it. +The issue got sorted by what we now know as transmog. + +These dev issues take a team or a smart thinking person to sit down, solve the issue and implement it in their game, and then for it to catch on and be replicated by other devs. +So far this dev issue with open world games has not been solved, and nobody is even copying ass creed valhalla solution (well eldgen ring copied it kind of) +--- 635105937 +>>635104540 +It's the worst implementation of durability I've ever seen in a game and I've seen it a lot in other open world crafting survival games. And that's saying a lot because durability is rarely ever done right. Durability in BotW is just a flagrant excuse to be as lazy as possible to try and fill the world with weapons and seeds so it doesn't seem as totally barren as it is. It's made worse by the combat being worthless and best avoided and weapons being reskins with a tiny 3-4 movesets where the only things that are actually useful are the hot/cold elemental attributes. Far easier to just make everything break rather than a weapon system and combat with depth. +--- 635105942 +>this confuses and scares BOTW +--- 635106005 +>>635105348 +They should have put something similar to that gauntlet in WW at the very least. Botw combat isn't fun or unique without extreme restrictions but still. +--- 635106010 +>>635105273 +>paid shills +>if BotW +>top 20 best selling game of all time +Are you retarded? +--- 635106041 +Bait thread but here I am. I'll say the only thing I found disappointing about BOTW was the music. However, I'd be lying if I claimed I didn't feel anything when I heard the Hyrule Castle theme for the first time. https://youtu.be/m0WHcMHkaR4 [Embed] +--- 635106060 +>>635105092 +>You came back with the same weapons with a higher number attached to them +I played the game and I became stronger + +>Yeah, reducing damage to almost nothing, brilliant design +I played the game and I became stronger + +>magic abilities Tied to cooldown shit and only one is actually an attack +ALL the magical abilities are useful in combat situation. + +Listen, you got your shit argument BTFO. Take the L. + +BotW is a game about personal growth. You start the game as a naked shivering twink and by the end you're a Lynel-slaying bad ass. + +You can run straight to Ganon's Castle at the start of the game, bare-ass naked with a tree branch for a weapon if you want, but you won't get far. You need to grow into a hero capable of saving Zelda. + +Just because you didn't get a cutscene and told to use a specific item in a specific location, it doesn't mean there isn't any progress. But I can appreciate its too subtle for plebs to grasp +--- 635106105 +>>635105925 +No. There are some genres and gameplay ideas that will always be shit, and open world is one of those. +Just like you cant have a good gacha mobile game. Its an oxymoron. +--- 635106129 +>>635105664 +I hate and strongly disagree with everything you just said, but we're probably both equally stubborn and not worth arguing with so let's agree to disagree. +--- 635106150 +>>635106060 +>Just because you didn't get a cutscene and told to use a specific item in a specific location, it doesn't mean there isn't any progress. But I can appreciate its too subtle for plebs to grasp +So you hate cutscenes, and would agree to get rid of the stupid memories and intro cinematics? good, they shouldn't even be optional because only movie-lovers would consider them to be good content. + +I'm glad we can agree. :) +--- 635106153 +>>635105496 +How long till Aonuma dies? Maybe Zelda wilk get good again. + +I wonder how Miyamoto dying will improve/worsen Nintendo too +--- 635106161 +>>635101845 (OP) +Dunno I have played all Zeldas and BOTW definitely is different, but I quite like it for it, my only regret is not being able to register lord of the mountain as a mount +--- 635106183 +>>635106153 +It won't because Fujibayashi is arguably worse. Aonuma taking control while Koizumi was put on Mario duty was what led to all this though. +--- 635106191 +>>635105387 +Trailers show a lot of reused music +--- 635106209 +>>635106183 +Koizumi still wants to make a Zelda game but they won't let him +--- 635106217 +The artstyle was great, story had potential and rustic tech was cool. The actual gameplay is like every Ubisoft game from the last 15 years. + +I don’t understand how anyone can play it and not feel like they’ve played it 100 times before. Besides the fucky physics nothing sets it apart besides the IP. +--- 635106247 +>>635106105 +>and open world is one of those +WTF are you talking about. +You sound like a fucking retard. +Open world games are pretty much the best games ever created and there is a reason why open world games sit at the highest bars and metrics of vidya as a whole. +Fucking idiot. +The immersion aspect of open world games is why they sell so well, and this is something BotW does extremely well. +--- 635106262 +I just realized there's a bunch of shit I never did in BOTW despite replaying it 3 times. Like, building that village, going to the fishing city and so on. + +I'm conflicted. Do I run through BOTW one last time or do I just starve myself so BOTW 2 feels fresher? +--- 635106269 +>>635106005 +they had eventide challenge which actually made it resemble a game for a minute. +and then its over and dread washes over you as you realize that you are back in the pointless world. +even worse is that they wrap up that very unique experience with another dogshit shrine. +--- 635106279 +>>635106209 +Miyamoto is likely to blame. He made games that weren't Miyamoto-esque one too many times. +--- 635106309 +>>635106247 +>Open world games are pretty much the best games ever created +kill yourself +--- 635106332 +>>635106150 +No my argument is more against linearity and handholding. Most retards here equate "content" and "progress" as CUTSCENES. + +Thankfully BotW is devoid of this but it confuses zoomers. +--- 635106335 +>>635104853 +I meant the compositions dumbshit I put minecraft music under lazy. As in it's what you said it was. +--- 635106337 +>>635106217 +>The actual gameplay is like every Ubisoft game from the last 15 years +You can keep repeating this autistically just like you have for the past 5 years but it will never be true. +--- 635106441 +>>635106010 +Absolutely. Hilarious to me /v/ will call out little indie games for being shills constantly, but the major AAA titles with major AAA budgets don't have coordinated marketing campaigns somehow, especially here on 4chinz where they can easily flood the board at all times and seem like different people. +--- 635106447 +>>635106129 +NTA + +I'll fight you both at once come at me +--- 635106474 +>>635106332 +>No my argument is more against linearity and handholding +which is exactly what a cutscene is. +--- 635106486 +Haha, true. I always hated Zelda. Back when I first saw an NES, there was like Mega Man, Metroid, Ice Climbers and Zelda. I remember thinking to myself, "well I'm definitively never getting that last one." + +I mean I was fucking obsessed with OOT, like everyone else, but I hated Majora (what a pretentious downgrade from OOT), I thought ALTTP and the Oracle games were boring and I found Wind Waker disappointing and childish instead of charming. The only games I thought wer bretty good were Skyward Sword and Twilight Princes, and that's just because of the high highs and low lows. BOTW was the first time that I was like, yeah, OOT has finally been surpassed. + +Is that a bad thing? Zelda fans aren't necessarily correct. It's like puzzles for babies, combat for babies, go play fucking La Mulana and tell me that's not Zelda for adults. +--- 635106491 +>>635106337 +That’s why the comparison will be drawn forever by anybody that’s played more than Nintendo games +--- 635106503 +>>635106262 +Wait fot TotK +Those places will still be there +--- 635106512 +>>635106474 +>which is exactly what a cutscene is +??? What does a cutscenes have to do with linearity and handholding? Explain yourself right this instant. +--- 635106536 +>>635106279 +The Mario man wrote Link's Awakening? based I always liked the plot of that game was really unique. +--- 635106539 +>>635101845 (OP) +because zelda fans enjoy having actual dungeons where you get things progress the game. botw fans want to have alll their tools within the first five minutes and then make their own fun within certain set pieces geography. +--- 635106560 +>>635106503 +But what if it's a continuation of shit I never got to experience? Is there a guide somewhere containing everything you can possibly experience in the first BOTW to use as reference or do I have to come here every time and ask? +--- 635106568 +>>635104689 +yeah I got my butt fucked by that Lynel as well, BOTW is amazing for the exploration aspect. I haven't played a game that's nailed the exploration/mystery tension like BoTW does since Demon's Souls. But it's got such a different atmosphere that makes you feel a lot more optimistic than the Souls games. + +I only started to get bored and feel like I was grinding once I'd done every single tower and explored 80%+ of the map +--- 635106570 +>>635106474 +>which is exactly what a cutscene is. + +No most of BotW's cutscenes are discovered by the player through exploring the world. They are very NON-linear and NON-handholding. Did you play the game. +--- 635106582 +>>635106491 +You clearly have not played a Ubisoft game for the past 15 years if you genuinely think they play anything like BOTW. Assassin's Creed is the anti-thesis of BOTW because it goes against everything BOTW stands for, player freedom. +--- 635106624 +>>635106536 +Fun fact he was inspired by Twin Peaks, hence the mysterious owl which are in Zelda to this day (Well Rauru is) +--- 635106635 +>>635105937 +>>635105942 +>>635106005 +Why do people confuse zelda games with some sort of autismo simulator. +Like you complain the game is too easy, yet do not even limit yourself. +The games are designed for ALL AGES (family entertainment) +they are not meant to be hard, they are meant to be a fun adventure. +If you yourself want to limit yourself to 3 hearts, no healing runs, then the game has the option for you to do that. +If you want to limit yourself to "light or heavy attack and roll" (like souls games) then you can do that +Why would you then complain that BotW combat is too fucking easy, in a zelda game, where you would have to be a retard to ever die because you are too retarded to restrict yourself!. +Even if you limited yourself to 3 hearts all you are doing is just padding your time out by watching a game over screen, then do the same shit again until you succeed. +Instead, the game is fun, the combat is extremely varied and it allows the player to experiment and invent their own combat gameplay without the arbitrary game over screen being an annoyance every fail at their attempt. + +Stop being fucking retards +--- 635106691 +>>635106635 +>Like you complain the game is too easy, yet do not even limit yourself. +not my job to create a difficulty curve. +--- 635106739 +>>635106582 +>open world game with climbing is the antithesis of open world game woth climbing +>both of them have towers to fill in the maps +? +--- 635106758 +>>635106560 +You've been infected by FOMO + +It's a Zelda game not Tolkien and you played it 3 times. There's nothing even in the fishing town iirc +--- 635106782 +>>635101845 (OP) +Because they are. The people who claim otherwise, the ones who call themselves Zelda fans but who like the direction BotW went, are not actually Zelda fans. They're just people who happened to like Zelda games. +--- 635106803 +>>635106691 +>Game allows you to go straight into the final boss +>Not my job to create a difficulty curve +You can just admit you never even tried going straight for Ganon because you suck at the game my dude +--- 635106820 +>>635106635 +I just want to find something unique when I finally reach a place that looks interesting, yet I feel like putting a gauntlet wouldn't be enough because I didn't enjoy its combat much. +--- 635106821 +>>635106691 +Adversity in the world represents a problem to solve or overcome. + +If you're spamming x50 apples to desperately stay alive then you didn't overcome anything. Even my 7 year old daughter isn't that dense. +--- 635106873 +>>635106512 +>>635106570 +Where is the gameplay in a cutscene? The game is literally playing itself without my intervention. More importantly, why do you consider this a reward worth finding? It's disgusting. + +Am I playing a snoy walking sim? +--- 635106879 +>>635106739 +>I can only make superficial comparisons! + +Ubisoft now make all their games to be more like BotW after being schooled by Nintendo. +--- 635106882 +>>635101845 (OP) +exact same reason the same happened with Monster Hunter World: elitism +--- 635106887 +>>635106279 +Guys I think I fucking hate Miyamoto +--- 635106892 +>>635106739 +>>open world game with climbing is the antithesis of open world game with climbing +>>both of them have towers to fill in the maps +It's funny that this is all you can muster when finding a common ground with AC, you're proving me right that you have no fucking clue what player freedom is. +--- 635106907 +>>635106309 +>7 of the top 10 metacritic games are open world games +>5 of the best selling video games of all time are open world games +>2 of the most industry changing video games are open world games +(well technically OoT is a hub world game) +--- 635106949 +>>635106873 +Crying about story in a video game is a YOU problem +--- 635106957 +>>635106758 +I played a normal playthrough, then a "what if I went the other way?" playthrough, and then a Survivial of the Wild playthrough. They were all quite different. Tolkien is a hack. +--- 635107005 +>>635106821 +It scares me that 4channers have kids now +--- 635107032 +>>635106873 +>Where is the gameplay in a cutscene? +There isn't, so how is that linearity and handholding? You're literally not playing during a cutscene. +>Am I playing a snoy walking sim? +Not a good comparison, since you actually do have to "play" during Snoy walking sessions, as in hold the stick forward as characters keep talking over shit you don't care about. +Cutscene =/= Integrated walking session +--- 635107052 +>>635106803 +>dude just skip most of the game +--- 635107076 +>>635106957 +I mean you could just reload a save file and go to the places you missed too +--- 635107083 +>>635106821 +>If you're spamming x50 apples to desperately stay alive then you didn't overcome anything. +yeah, and thats the games fault. +--- 635107103 +>>635106560 +>Is there a guide somewhere containing everything you can possibly experience in the first BOTW +When you complete it there is a quest marker number, so if that is not complete you know you missed quests, but even that, the koroks on your map ill indicate where you have not been as if you had been there, you would have picked up a korok. + +I would not suggest playing BotW now as you will get burned out as TotK is so close. +Issue here is that i think it may be difficult to go back to BotW after playing TotK as It is clear that TotK is not following BotW slow paced gameplay. +--- 635107107 +>>635107052 +The option is right there yes +--- 635107118 +>>635107032 +>>635106949 +Why do movielovers hate gameplay so much? Cutscenes are not a reward. Story should not exist in a video game, beyond maybe flavor text in the manual. +--- 635107128 +>>635106635 +>just gimp yourselves to make your own fun +>don't criticize just turn your brain off +No. That's shit design. +Previous Zelda game combat was too easy, sure. But it was at least fundamentally sound and served a purpose as puzzles or real obstacles to overcome while providing decent enemy variety. BotW just throws the same garbage at you the whole way through and punishes you for engaging with it. It's not the player's fault they can easily break combat by upgrading their gear to level 3 or realizing they're literally never in any danger because you can pause and heal at any time and that a single hearty ingredient can be turned into a full heal + extra, or that it's impossible to be one shot if you have full health, or that it's super easy to trigger flurry rush by total accident. That's busted and the player shouldn't have to work around it. If it were a game like Sekiro where you have to git fucking gud and then you want to go through a boss without any healing, that's one thing because getting there was a real achievement and the combat is fucking awesome. BotW doesn't earn that at all. +--- 635107137 +>>635106907 +kill yourself +--- 635107149 +>>635107005 +Dude, 4channers have kids who are old enough to browse 4chan. +--- 635107158 +>>635107083 +There's nothing stopping me from fucking you in the ass but it's your fault for having a hole +--- 635107170 +>>635107107 +and its a fucking shitty option. +--- 635107191 +>>635107118 +>Moving goalposts +--- 635107195 +>>635107158 +as if it wasnt obvious enough that botw faggots were literal faggots +--- 635107228 +>>635107149 +That explains why 4chan is even shittier now +--- 635107245 +>>635107170 +Why? +--- 635107281 +>>635107228 +Everything in the world is shittier now. Except video games and AI-generated porn. +--- 635107289 +>>635107245 +dunno man I dont know why skipping 99% of the game is shitty. +--- 635107310 +>>635107289 +No, why is the option itself existing shitty? +--- 635107313 +>>635107195 +You will be too after I sneak up behind you and funnel 50 apples into your ass +--- 635107318 +>>635107281 +>AI pajeet eats up current dogshit games +--- 635107369 +>>635107281 +Games are shittier too +--- 635107370 +>>635101845 (OP) +This isnt entirely true. Contrary to what the loud faggots on /v/ claim, there are plenty of zelda fans that love botw. I know many in real life. However, it feels this way because botw sold faaar mor coppies than any zelda before it, so there's a shitload of new botw fans that never played any of the previous games +--- 635107428 +>>635107310 +It's not retarded cunt fuck +--- 635107439 +>>635107191 +A cutscene is literally the definition of linearity and handholding. It's not even letting you play the game, it's playing itself while you watch. How is that different from a snoy walking sim? I think the snoy walking sim is only slightly more insulting because it's pretending to be gameplay by having you press forward on the control stick, but that's not much of a difference. Also, it forces strict adherence to a story, instead of giving the player narrative freedom. +--- 635107451 +>>635107369 +Games are way better. Games are always getting better. +--- 635107468 +>>635105218 +>lack of music while running through huge empty fields or slowly climbing up cliffs +I think any sort of standout track would have made me want to kill myself, as much of this as you end up doing. +--- 635107491 +>>635101845 (OP) +because most botwfags have never played a zelda game before +--- 635107503 +>>635106624 +Oh I hated that owl specially in Ocarina. +--- 635107520 +>>635107439 +>Regurgitating the same shit +Stopped reading when you repeated yourself. Find an argument you didn't get blown the fuck out on already. +--- 635107534 +>>635106803 +NTA, but that's what I did purely out of curiosity just to see how far I could get and I got to thunderblight before all my weapons broke. I realized I could beat it if I got better weapons, but didn't want to undermine the rest of the game, which was a terrible idea in hindsight as the rest of the game made me hate this game. Getting through the castle is piss easy and the blights aren't much of a challenge. The autosave is also so lenient it just spits you back right in front of the room for you to try again with everything you had before entering. Just about any dark souls boss is far harder than the end of botw, even if you go there straight from the plateau. +--- 635107643 +>>635107118 +>Story should not exist in a video game + +Yes Donkey Kong should have been call Block Climb. Donkey Kong, Pauline and Mario should have been removed from the game and you play a Square Block climbing up the skyscraper for no reason. + +I'm sure the game would have been just as iconic and memorable and successful. + +Fuck off lol +--- 635107708 +>>635107534 +>Just about any dark souls boss is far harder than the end of botw +Why the dark souls comparison? These two have nothing in common. You also won't undermine it since you do need the memories for the true ending anyway +--- 635107709 +>>635107520 +Stop responding to this faggot. acfag has been making the same damn arguements for over a decade and refuses to listen to anyone. Talking with him will only shit up and destroy whatever thread he joins. No one is convinced by him and the best thing you can do is just ignore him. +--- 635107747 +>>635107468 +That's because you can only think in extremes and haven't played enough games. They could've easily had good music playing in the world. The game they were trying to copy managed that just fine. +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aK4JSwhdcdE [Embed] +--- 635107762 +>>635106803 +I went there halfway in my second playthrough. + +This is an option that every game needs, I was sick of playing BOTW and just wanted to go finish it, and I could. No arbitrary gateways, just me and Ganon, and then I could go play something else. +--- 635107767 +>>635107709 +I know, ACfag is a plague in whatever thread he joins. It's not anyone's first rodeo with this humongous faggot. +--- 635107840 +>>635107520 +>>635107709 +>>635107767 +>>635107643 +You have never once provided a counterargument to my talking points. That's sad. And if you have, prove it. give me a single link in the archive. + +You won't, because you're cowards who can't admit that you'd rather have spectacle than substance. +--- 635107841 +>>635107747 +Skyrim will never not be shit Todd. Nobody wants to copy this piece of crap. +--- 635107884 +>>635107841 +Tell that to nintendo. Skyrim and minecraft are what they wanted to emulate. Minecraft also has better music in its world too. +--- 635107914 +>>635107840 +--- 635108008 +>>635102425 +There is no Zelda cycle. + +The reality is that these games have gotten progressively worse in fronts and multiple aspects, so newer generations don't know what theyy've missed out on. +The generational games are often so radically different from each other in tone & direction that it creates a sort of pseudo-nostalgia effect where people can only feel an immense amount of attachment with the first 1-3 games they've played. +It's been this way since WW; MM even. +--- 635108043 +>>635107914 +??? + +wtf am I looking at? +--- 635108059 +>>635102305 +You are right, in part, but I think the larger issue isn't that it doesn't repeat the old patterns of previous Zelda games, it's that it doesn't really even have any pattern at all. In Ocarina of Time although the map was far smaller it somehow felt much larger because each area was so unique and it felt like a plot was unfolding like a story. With BOTW it feels mostly like just a lot of running around aimlessly and although the world is big it just seems mostly empty and everything feels so small because you can easily teleport everywhere and there's nothing really to do anywhere. It almost feels like you are just running around aimlessly. With Ocarina I felt like I knew what I had to do, it had a feel, a mood. It felt like a story, with music and an aesthetic. BOTW is just empty and barren. I feel like the engine and landscape looks great but something is very wrong with the fundamental changes they made. Breaking weapons, too much openness. I'd rather a specific (GOOD) story unfold and be guided around the map and get non-breaking weapons. It doesn't have to be exactly the same as previous games but damn, this didn't even feel like Zelda, it's kind of fun I guess but doesn't feel like Zelda. They are actually right. +--- 635108069 +>>635108043 +C'mon ACfag you should know. +--- 635108096 +>>635107884 +BOTW does have traditional music in some areas and it's really good. + +>>635102425 +>Like, OOT has seen waves where it was in vogue to hate it + +Pfft what? DOn't confuse insane snoys for having valid opinions. If anyone said OOT sucked, their opinion means less than dirt. +--- 635108146 +>>635108069 +I didn'tknow at first because I don't care about Armored Core's story, and infact the game was made worse by spending time and resources on a stupid plot that can be summed up with "oh no le robots have gone insane save me niggerman". AC would be objectively better without stupid and unnecessary cutscenes, but that seems to be constant for every game with cutscenes. :) +--- 635108219 +>>635108146 +>I didn't know at first because I don't care about Armored Core's story +It exists though. Always has, and unlike BOTW these cutscenes are not optional. So what's your excuse? +--- 635108260 +>>635108219 +>So what's your excuse? +...the cutscenes are still shit, and if I enjoy the games, it's in spite of them and not because of them? + +*shrugs* +--- 635108352 +>>635108260 +>...the cutscenes are still shit, and if I enjoy the games, it's in spite of them and not because of them? +Excuses, AC is a shit game because it has cutscenes. That was your logic when arguing about BOTW, whose cutscenes are optional. Because of this, AC is objectively a movie game and a handholdy linear one. +Sorry, your words not mine. +--- 635108360 +>>635108096 +>BOTW does have traditional music in some areas and it's really good. +It has it in towns and hyrule castle, with hyrule castle being the only truly good music in my opinion, but that's why I didn't link this instead +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILOdsfF46Zw [Embed] +Combat and horse riding was the closest botw got to having music in the world, but it was also horrible and it almost makes me appreciate that botw really didn't have any songs playing 95% of the time as I struggle to call that music. +--- 635108406 +>>635108260 +>ACfag enjoys movie games. + +Never thought I'd see the day. +--- 635108432 +>>635101845 (OP) +Zelda fans are normal gamers +BOTW are zoomers who worship brand and don't play many other games because they fear they will find a better game than BOTW +--- 635108489 +>>635106279 +Miyamoto is to partly to blame because he expected too much from the Zelda team at the time - it's a miracle that MM was even made in a year despite all of its unique features and side quests. +However, many younger people don't know or seem to forget that MM was largely disliked by fans & players the day due to is radically different approach on things - especially its time-based gimmick. It wasn't until the fanbase grew with age and began to appreciate the things that MM was trying to convey through its storytelling, or what it managed to accomplish gameplay-wise. +It was also a flop that didn't even manage to garner half of OoT's sales, but that's probably also due to the fact that it was released at the very tail-end of the N64's life cycle, the only other major, final release being Conker's Bad Fur Day. +But then again, it's pretty amusing that Miyamoto booted Koizumi off the team for being "too different" while Aonuma went off to create Wind Waker, which did near-irreparable damage to the Zelda franchise and Nintendo's image as a whole - so who knows what the fuck was going on through his mind through all of this, really. +--- 635108569 +>>635105206 +does it really, though? after all, if he sucks so much that he has to eat 50 raw apples, shouldn't he be punished for that? if a player's that bad, the game should push them to improve instead of just capitulating to them. +--- 635108587 +>>635108352 +>>635108406 +>Excuses, AC is a shit game because it has cutscenes. That was your logic +"My" logic? Excuse me, my logic was that you touted the cutscenes as some kind of reward, instead of lamenting their existence as lazy game design. but I guess following a reply chain is a little too hard, eh mate? +--- 635108601 +>>635108360 +No no no, like, even the parasail minigame has good music. It's everywhere if you look around. + +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vwWFYy9UA0 [Embed] + +It just gets lost in the noise of nothingness that is 99% of any playthrough. +--- 635108650 +>>635108489 +I don't care about the fans. I remember buying MM on release and being so fucking sad. It's a contributing factor as to why I dumped Nintendo during the Gamecube years. I lost all faith in them. +--- 635108978 +>>635108260 +>ACfag is a snoy movie enjoyer +Kek, all the hipocrisy is hilarious in retrospectitve now +--- 635109002 +>>635108650 +Personally I enjoyed it, but I definitely remember the majority of peoples' complaints on gaming boards in the early 2000's consisting of the following: +>the time gimmick ruined the game & its pacing for a lot of people +>only 4 mainline dungeons +>story was too much of a weird & sudden departure from where things left off at the end of OoT +>didn't feel as grand or epic as OoT in terms of gameplay, narrative, direction and general scope + +>why I dumped Nintendo during the Gamecube years. +I loved them during the GC years honestly. It was midway through the Wii's life cycle that I began to doubt them, but by the time the Wii-U was introduced, I lost all faith in them as well. +--- 635109079 +>>635108978 +>he considers Armored Core a snoy movie +>but zelda, with 500 times more cinematics and budget spent on voice actors and dialogue, is just fine with him, ESPECIALLY when he touts the cutscenes as a positive addition to the game + +Movie lovers will never not be hilarious. +--- 635109098 +>>635101845 (OP) +I am a Zelda fan and i love BotW +--- 635109143 +>>635107708 +Simply a comparison in challenge. And because dark souls is what many zelda fans are moving on to and there's a lot of parallels between them and classic zelda in terms of design, and from has usurped nintendo as a developer. +>You also won't undermine it since you do need the memories for the true ending anyway +You undermine it by not only wasting all your time doing unnecessary things, but doing it just to neuter ganon to the point it destroys all challenge and turns him into a joke. As for the extra cutscene with all the memories there wasn't anything to it and I disliked every memory I saw so that did nothing for me. +--- 635109164 +>>635109002 +The last argument is the only one I agree with, the other parts were unique and gave the game its own charm. Even as a kid I never had issues with the time limit. But there's just no reason to play MM when you have OOT as anything other than a curiosity, because OOT is so much better. + +>>635109098 +Why? +--- 635109173 +>>635109098 +Movies aren't even good anymore +--- 635109192 +>>635109079 +>>but zelda, with 500 times more cinematics +Less than ANY armored core game on top of being optional +You sure don't know how to argue do you? +--- 635109270 +Just played BOTW for the first time ever. After 20 hours of roaming aimlessly I became super overpowered and stumbled onto Ganon and beat him without doing any quests. 10/10 had lots of fun it was great. +--- 635109275 +>>635109192 +>less than ANY armored core game +Let's not go saying things that you can't back up. +--- 635109283 +>>635101845 (OP) +I don't know, why does it seem like OPs and Fags are the same group? +--- 635109285 +>>635108489 +MM was disliked because it flew over a ton of kid's heads and we couldn't appreciate everything it achieved with its concept. I just hated seeing all my stuff disappear. It wasn't until I played it again later that I came to appreciate it. That's why its reception has done such a hard 180 over time. +--- 635109307 +>>635108650 +for me, it was donkey kong 64. +made me buy a ps2 instead. +--- 635109316 +>>635107451 +Not Zelda lol +--- 635109323 +>>635109275 +>>635108219 +>>635108069 +>>635107914 +Extreme cope +--- 635109373 +>>635109192 +>Less than ANY armored core game +Unironically incorrect +--- 635109386 +>>635109323 +>IT HAS LESS THAN ANY ARMORED CORE +>*shows proof of you being wrong* +>NOOO THAT DOESN'T COUNT! + +Take the L, movie-lover. Also, you keep forgetting that I hate the cutscenes and don't tout them as positive additions. +--- 635109404 +>>635109373 +>Cherry picking +>>635108219 +Cope +--- 635109417 +>>635109307 +The worst part is I rented DK64 once, so I already knew it was shit, but I got desperate to keep my N64 alive and bought it anyway with my savings. It was that or Paper Mario. +--- 635109439 +>>635108601 +That one is pretty good, but like you said it is lost in that 99% of nothingness. That one song for one minigame is like the nearly 200 songs in skyward sword's soundtrack. It's just not enough for a series that's renowned for its music and the way it's historically integrated music into its games. +--- 635109443 +>>635109404 +This bitch in full meltdown mode. +--- 635109467 +>>635105387 +Hyrule Castle's OST was top-tier stuff and probably the only point in the game where it felt like I was playing through a traditional Zelda dungeon again. +Rito Village was also a stellar remix of the Dragon Roost Isle theme. +Everything else though? Half-assed, inferior remixes of existing classic themes, low-budget MIDI slop or uninspired orchestral garbage that doesn't even sound like it belongs in a Zelda game. +--- 635109513 +>>635109386 +Sorry but one game among 5 isn't an argument. You love a movie game series. +--- 635109518 +>>635109467 +Hyrule castle segment is the best thing I’ve ever played in Zelda ever. It just worked so well you could feel everything they wanted you to. And I just wanted to save Zelda :? +--- 635109523 +Personally while flawed, BOTW still has more value than any mainline 3D Zelda since MM +--- 635109526 +>>635109404 +>>635108219 +>actually look at the video +>it's just a regular playthrough + +You can't even argue that there's talking during these segments. You can go entire missions without hearing more than one line of dialogue. +--- 635109541 +>>635103264 +This anon gets it. +--- 635109570 +>>635109513 +>Sorry but one game among 5 isn't an argument. +Remind me again who said "it has less than ANY Armored Core"? Perhaps you should have done your research, my dude. +--- 635109598 +why TP Link is such a pushover +even WW Link is more fierce and brave than him +--- 635109607 +>>635109439 +My biggest issue is the jingle that plays when you pull out the master sword, except it only plays AFTER you've pulled it out. They should've had the piano pick up in intensity the longer you're able to hold on to it during that sequence, so that after countless attempts you can feel like "oh shit, is this happening?" and then crescendo when you pull it out, like in OOT. That would've been the greatest moment of my life. + +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUWXrGqpWtI [Embed] +--- 635109614 +>>635109570 +Doesn't disprove the fact that you like a snoy cutscene filled series. Sorry to burst your bubble ACfag but you're gonna have to live with that. +--- 635109675 +>>635108489 +ww was kino +--- 635109723 +>>635101845 (OP) +Breath of the Wild is the most popular Zelda game of all time, there are a lot of new fans. +And here on /v/, it's very popular so the contrarianism is strong. +People who never played a single Zelda game will claim that BOTW is not a true Zelda game and ruined the series. +--- 635109725 +>>635109439 +I mean, there's more, but it's generally one-time things. I really enjoy Revali's theme that plays in like a 1 minute cutscene and then never again. + +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1vDupMEds4 [Embed] + +You could make a real song out of this. C'mon, play it while you're in his old training grounds or something, that would be perfect. +--- 635109732 +>>635104250 +>and all the outdoor areas are designed just like dungeons +This is why SS is the best Zelda game. Fields explorers can go fuck themselves. +--- 635109735 +>>635106041 +Thats because when you hear that music, you actually feel like you’re playing a Zelda game for only this one brief period after 100 hours of useless padding +--- 635109736 +>>635109614 +You don't even remember the original argument, do you? Here, since you seem to be suffering from short term memory, I shall remind you. + +>>635106150 +>good, they shouldn't even be optional because only movie-lovers would consider them to be good content. +Nowhere here did I say that the game was shit just because it had cutscenes. I said the game was brought down because movie-lovers consider them a positive addition. It's somehow worthy of being called rewarding content. + +Now, are you going to stop moving the goalposts? Or do I have to ravage your already pitiful argument even further? +--- 635109762 +>>635108489 +It wasn't a flop it just didn't sell as well as OoT. 3.5 million units was still really good back then, especially on a flop of a system like N64. +--- 635109765 +>>635109675 +I enjoyed WW but I can't deny that its reveal tarnished the series and Nintendo's rep at the time. +--- 635109856 +>>635109735 +OK OK, let's not pretend other Zelda games have outstanding dungeon music. ALTTP got the closest to having good dungeon music, and it has like the same 2 songs for every single dungeon. Shit like OOT is just random noise. Like they found annoise kit and spammed noises instead of crafting melodies. +--- 635109867 +>>635109736 +>I consider cutscenes bad because someone else likes them +Pathetic cuck argument +--- 635109901 +>>635109598 +Because he was obviously whipped for Midna. +--- 635109902 +>>635102075 +Every Zelda does that. +--- 635109917 +>>635101845 (OP) +Because BOTW is not a true Zelda game. A true Zelda game doesn't have any of that open world crap. You go from dungeon 1 to dungeon 2 to dungeon 3, all the way to dungeon 8 or so. You grab key items along the way and become more powerful, then use those items to "solve" the boss battles, finding the right tool to counter each boss weakness. +I hate that a game being linear is used as an insult nowadays, but true Zelda games are linear, and that's the best part about them. It creates a feeling of steady progression and a smooth upwards difficulty curve. Just perfect, none of that "you can go defeat the main boss straight away with a pot lid" bullshit. +Open world and Zelda are opposite concepts, therefore BOTW and Zelda are opposite concepts. +--- 635109919 +>>635109867 +I consider cutscenes bad because they're anti-gameplay poison injected into the industry at a young age to brainwash people into wanting walk-and-talk visual novels. People mindlessly consooming them and considering them a good thing, that's just the cherry ontop of the turd. +--- 635109946 +How bad would it be if there was one overworld theme playing in BotW constantly? +--- 635109959 +>>635109919 +>I consider cutscenes bad because others like it +Cuck mindset +--- 635109992 +>>635109946 +They could make it variable like the hyrule field theme in OOT. There are parts of that song you pretty much never hear despite having played it 100 times. +--- 635110027 +>>635109959 +>I hate consoomers for helping glorify bad aspects of the industry +Yes, and you won't shame me into believing otherwise. +--- 635110076 +>>635109946 +They would change it up with multiple themes depending on the zone or area you're in, obviously. Maybe depending on the time of day or weather as well. +You know, something that other open-world games already do. +--- 635110150 +>>635109856 +--- 635110152 +>>635104676 +Why can't you enter it? I don't remember ant being particularly hard to climb; I think I might have had to do some creative applications of terrain and stuff to get into one maybe. +--- 635110202 +>>635109992 +I would love dynamic themes for the overworld. The dynamic piano jingles are just not enough. +What if there would be themes for morning, day, evening, night and late night? +--- 635110206 +>>635104584 +GODDAMN I HATED THAT +--- 635110237 +>>635109917 +I could have chose to beat Ganon after 5 hours of gameplay and ignore all the memories bullshit but whats the point? Id just feel like I’ve been ripped off by Nintendo when the credits roll. No one is doing that crap. Freedom in this game just means do shrines and find koroks until you’re bored and decide to go kill the boss +--- 635110271 +>>635110152 +You're inventive. This game definitively filtered all the dumb-dumbs. To me the appeal of BOTW was finding an obstacle and overcoming it with increasingly outlandish and creative solutions. That's clearly the game design philosophy behind BOTW; and an evolution of the Zelda style overall. +--- 635110313 +>>635110152 +because its just a shitty fucking pointless tower with no entrance. the environmental equivalent of trash. +--- 635110338 +>>635110271 +>they just stand there and do nothing + +Nice enemy AI you got there. +--- 635110372 +>>635109856 +>Shit like OOT is just random noise. + +OoT dungeon OST was 50/50 deal consisting of legitimately iconic music tracks and random, forgettable atmospheric noise. +Themes like the Forest Temple, Spirit Temple and (original version) Fire Temple were fucking iconic but then again, you also had random, obnoxious "atmospheric" noise like Jabu-Jabu's Belly and The Shadow Temple. +--- 635110385 +>>635110338 +They're the most basic enemy, and they're still throwing rocks which would hit you if the platform wasn't angled properly. The more advanced enemies don't have that handicap. +--- 635110508 +>>635110372 +I agree on the Spirit Temple, but that's the exception and not the rule. This is why the Fire Temple censorship hurt, because it's the only other song, and aagian, it's mostly just noises sampled from a noise CD which contained chants to allah. + +Majora's Mask has the stone temple, which is a real song. It's like every Zelda game has 1 dungeon with a real song, BOTW's being hyrule castle. +--- 635110543 +>>635110385 +How is it fun fighting an enemy who can't fight back? Is this the "super challenging Dark souls of zelda games" that you spoke so highly of? I've seen snoy games with more gameplay. +--- 635110653 +>>635110543 +>bring up Dark Souls/Elden Ring where you can cheese enemies falling to their deaths +--- 635110728 +>>635101845 (OP) +Because one group likes good games, and the other likes BotW +--- 635110739 +>>635110653 +And aren't those games snoy trash that aren't fit to lick the shit from BOTW's boots? And yet BOTW is making the exact same mistakes? +--- 635110762 +>>635109946 +It probably would have gotten old, but I just see that as a fault with the style of the game. If Zelda music doesn't fit the game you're making, then you're clearly going in the wrong direction. +--- 635110805 +>>635110372 +I remember the atmospheric noise in Shadow Temple more than most of the other dungeons. +--- 635111861 +>>635102118 +Every open world feels like that to be honest. +--- 635111972 +>>635104689 +This. BotW feels like a real adventure. Its never the game deciding progress, its the player. +--- 635112163 +>>635104035 +Just because a journalist say something doesn’t mean it’s true. +--- 635112402 +>>635112163 +Why do journalists always prefer casualisation of any game series? +--- 635112626 +>>635112163 +BotW's similarities to the original NES were immediately apparent to every one who played the game. Its obvious Nintendo were trying to recapture the sense of adventure and freedom of the original. And I mean, its fucking OBVIOUS. +--- 635112680 +>>635112402 +>Why do journalists always prefer casualisation of any game series? + +Handholding and linearity is casualisation. + +BotW was the opposite of this mindset. +--- 635112738 +>>635104250 +>and all the outdoor areas are designed just like dungeons +That just sounds like Majora's Mask to me, where the act of getting to each dungeon is a dungeon equivalent unto itself. +--- 635112754 +>>635112402 +Makes it easier for them to do their "job" +--- 635113048 +>>635112626 +Why does every single one of these posts read like a marketing blurb? +--- 635113465 +>>635101845 (OP) +Because botwfags are zelda posers who tell old zeldafags to shut up everytime they dare to say anything bad to botw +--- 635113519 +probably had the most fun with trial of the sword. wasn't that hard (never played master mode), but it was a satisfying challenge +weapon breaking system really shines the most when resources are actually truly limited and not just the constant rotation of weapons in the overworld +--- 635114207 +>>635101845 (OP) +Because BOTW is hardly a Zelda game. It is in title and the very rare occasional moments. Its 99% not zelda. +--- 635114394 +>>635107747 +>That's because you can only think in extremes and haven't played enough games +Fuck you you retard. Just my opinion of the music. +--- 635114552 +>>635102118 +This. +--- 635114830 +>>635112626 +It's not even worth bothering at this point anon. +--- 635115020 +>>635112626 +>BotW's similarities to the original NES were immediately apparent to every one who played the game. +I don't recall the hour long mandatory cinematic tutorial in NES Zelda. hmmmm +--- 635115082 +>>635110739 +>And aren't those games snoy trash that aren't fit to lick the shit from BOTW's boots +I love watching anons yell at spooks. Nowhere in the conversation that I just read did anon say that. I haven't really seek anybody say this. Very strange thing to attack. +--- 635115147 +>>635112626 +--- 635115152 +>>635101845 (OP) +yes +--- 635115359 +>>635113465 +>Because botwfags are zelda posers who tell old zeldafags to shut up everytime they dare to say anything bad to botw + +I was playing Zelda while your mommy was smacking her pussy to Zack from Saved By The Bell. + +BotW is the ultimate Zelda game. So far. +--- 635115419 +>>635115020 +>I don't recall the hour long mandatory cinematic tutorial in NES Zelda. hmmmm + +I don't recall that in BotW either. +--- 635115460 +>>635114394 +An uninformed opinion. +--- 635115547 +>>635115460 +Nope. I just like the quiet ambiance of the open sections. Not caring if a game is like other games doesn't mean I haven't played enough. Frankly, Skyrim's soundtrack is a masterpiece and I don't give a shit what anyone says. But BotW isn't Skyrim. Minimalism works for me sometimes. +--- 635115554 +>>635115419 +>forgetting the great plateau + +lol +--- 635115596 +>>635112626 +Is that why they're practically nothing alike? If you want the spirit of the original loz, elden ring did a vastly better job of capturing it and that's obvious to anyone who's actually played the original loz and is being honest with themselves. +--- 635115636 +>>635115082 +>that never happened +Sorry, but you're a liar. Post discarded. +--- 635115667 +>>635115547 +You can have both. It doesn't have to be nothing but ambience or nothing but music. +--- 635115678 +>>635115596 +>elden ring did a vastly better job of capturing it +Nice bait. +--- 635115684 +https://arch.b4k.co/_/search/text/Zack%20from%20Saved%20By%20The%20Bell/ +What did he mean by this? +--- 635115757 +>>635115678 +You've never played the original loz/elden ring or are not being honest with yourself if you think that's bait. Elden ring did a vastly better job being a modern nes loz than botw did. Not that botw was even trying to be beyond a marketing gimmick. +--- 635115872 +>>635115636 +>I haven't really seen anybody say this +>I +Not lying. +>Nowhere in the conversation that I just read did anon say that +>in the conversation that I just read +Fact. + +But I'll concede that now I've seen somebody say it. You're a fucking autist for digging up a post from 6 months ago to use as your argument against somebody that didn't say it though. +--- 635115893 +>>635115678 +Why is it so hard to believe that people will prefer Elden Ring and/or might think that it was just as good a zelda experience, if not better? by your own metric it sold alot for a game not made by Nintendo, and it even has a high metacritic. +--- 635115973 +>>635115667 +Fair enough lad. Really I just thought your weird /v/ shitspewing response was very out of place compared to what I said. +--- 635115993 +>>635103291 +/thread +--- 635116014 +>>635115872 +>I haven't really seen anybody say this +So you've never once stepped into a Zelda thread, just so you could personally attack me, while saying nothing to the guy jerking off metacritic scores and game journos. + +>You're a fucking autist for digging up a post from 6 months ago to use as your argument against somebody that didn't say it though. +This damage control lol + +>NOBODY EVER SAID THAT, CHUD! +>*shows months of proof* +>y-yeah, but you're a fucking autist so it doesn't count + +This is why everyone hates you disingenuous fanboys. +--- 635116021 +>>635112626 +t. never played Zelda1 +--- 635116040 +>>635115872 +NTA but that's arthur and he spews that kind of shit constantly in these threads. +--- 635116059 +>>635116014 +Wait a minute, is that you ACfag? +--- 635116169 +>>635116059 +--- 635116207 +>>635116169 +I just rolled into the thread Jack, I'm sorry. +--- 635116290 +>>635116021 +>t. never played Zelda1 + +Post your original copies of Zelda games. + +You're not a fake fan, are you? +--- 635116307 +>>635116169 +>no mention of terraria in the entire thread +Doubt. ACfag is physically incapable of not bringing up terraria. +--- 635116350 +>>635101845 (OP) +because botw is a good game and legitimately the only game in a decade i've played that didn't feel like anything else before. and it also maybe one of the few games in the world which actually has an open world. + +however the zelda itself as a franchise is cringe for trannies and mentally disabled +--- 635116383 +>>635116307 +No he's here. He's been screeching about le cinematic cutscenes as usual. +--- 635116406 +>>635101845 (OP) +you either fell for or you make low effort shitposts about how they're totally different groups +--- 635116536 +>>635116290 +thats nice. maybe you should boot it up for once. +--- 635116564 +>>635116014 +I really wish you'd stop doing this shit mate. I had a decent conversation with you a week or two ago about how I agree with you on how /v/ should call out shitposters and non-discussion when they see it. + +But that's exactly what I just did. Putting words in people's mouths because some other anon said those words months ago is shameless shitposting. Discuss with people on the merits of their argument here and now or you're a hypocrite with no understanding of this website. +--- 635116652 +>>635101845 (OP) +BotW has a very distinct Zelda1&Zelda2 style to its exploration and secrets. +And even if it was but a single dungeon, BotW is even the first 3D Zelda game to have a Zelda1 and Zelda2 style dungeon. + +What BotW deviates from the most is OoT. But OoT is not and was never the definitive core or otherwise and one true form of Zelda. Even if it's a strong entry and one that was always very popular. +People just mistake BotW's distance to OoT with BotW being less of a Zelda game overall. But that's just not seeing the whole picture or the full legacy that BotW's plays homage to in both practical design and thematics. +--- 635116681 +>>635116564 +ACfag spends his life trying to gaight people. Confront him, and he'll just deflect to a new argument. +--- 635116690 +>>635116652 +meds +--- 635116768 +>>635103737 +>Zelda 2 is amazing, the plebeian, unskilled shitters of the 1980s just weren't ready for it. +Weird thing to say considering Zelda 2 was highly acclaimed by everyone in the 80's, and has only gained its "black sheep" reputation within the past 10 or 15 years because modern gamers can't into """poorly aged games""". But yes, it and Zelda 1 are both great games. +--- 635116826 +>>635116681 +So I'm learning. Forgive me anons, I stepped away from BotW threads for many years because I had no reason to discuss it for a while. And I've never been very good at spotting terminal shitposters without a trip or name so didn't build any understanding of him before. + +Shame for him really, I was nearly on his side about some things, but it's obvious he doesn't practice what he preaches. +--- 635116881 +>>635116564 +>But that's exactly what I just did. Putting words in people's mouths because some other anon said those words months ago is shameless shitposting. +That's the thing. It's not some other anon. It's the exact same guy. I can even prove it. He posts the same images, uses the same arguments, and even uses the same faulty strawmen. + +>you're just a seething tranny! +>you spent 6 years seething +>game journos loved it, that makes it good! +>every other game is putrid dogshit compared to Zelda kino! + +I have not seen you call him out ONCE in this entire thread. You took the time to attack me, yet posts like >>635103678 slipped right past your radar. +--- 635116945 +>>635101845 (OP) +zelda is split in more ways than that. you have 2d zeldas vs 3d zeldas, handheld 2d zeldas vs old NES/SNES zeldas etc. +--- 635116953 +>>635116826 +How is it not shitposting to call people seething snoy trannies for 6 years straight, and yet calling this behavior out makes someone a bad guy? At this point I'm not even mad at Arthur for spamming these posts, not as much as I'm mad at the "sensible nintendo fans" who sit idly by and do nothing about it. +--- 635116973 +>>635101845 (OP) +OoToddlers who think Zelda is about linear progression and simplistic, repetitive and linear dungeons aren't Zelda fans. +--- 635117009 +>>635115554 +The great plateau isn't cinematic. +>b-but it has <1m worth cutscenes and a couple of text boxes. +And if we are to go this pedantic. Then even the original Zelda had an actually cinematic cinema scroll of the game's plot synopsis and item icons/names that's a minute long. +--- 635117042 +>>635116768 +lol +--- 635117067 +>>635116973 +clearly zelda isnt about dungeons at all. +--- 635117071 +>>635116953 +Well for one, I don't read every post in a thread. I skimmed, I missed that. As I discussed with you last time, I do call those types out when I have the chance. Ultimately though, you can't get rid of shitposters by calling them faggots, or we'd be done with you too. +--- 635117085 +>>635117009 +Then why can't I skip it? Tutorials are boring and I already know how to play most Zelda games. I should be allowed to figure things out without the game holding my hand and telling me what to do. + +>b-but the original +Whataboutism. Even if it had the exact same unskippable tutorial, that game is almost 30 years old and BOTW should know better than to copy a game's mistakes. +--- 635117119 +>>635116768 +Not that anon. But to be fair, Zelda 2 did get a lot of kneejerk reactions back in the day from how radically different a lot of the game is from Zelda 1. Which is honestly understandable. +But it's still absolutely true that was still an acclaimed and popular title in spite of that. And in spite of the differences between the games there was still a huge overlap. +--- 635117156 +>>635117071 +>As I discussed with you last time, I do call those types out when I have the chance +Well, you now have the chance to call out Arthur, yet you refuse to do so. hmmmm..... +--- 635117169 +>>635117071 +Was meant for >>635116881 +--- 635117181 +>Zoomer +BotW/TotK +>Seething millennial +OoT +>Seething boomer +ALttP +>Senile +Legend of Zelda +>Doomer +Majora +>Manchild autist +Wind Waker +>Furry +TP +>doesn't exist +Skyward sword +... +>[You have left the realm of mere mortals, ascended to the gods] +>Finally a good fucking game tier +Adventure of Link +--- 635117202 +>>635106153 +>I wonder how Miyamoto dying will improve/worsen Nintendo too +It could improve things given that Miyamoto has been wrong at least as many if not more times than he has been right about something, but the replacement actually being good also seems unlikely so it's hard to say. Someone could definitely do better than him theoretically, but that someone wont be the one who gets to have a say. +--- 635117237 +>>635117085 +>Then why can't I skip it? +Because the developers decided against it. But you and I both know that doesn't make something cinematic. Or a cutscene. +We've discussed this many times in the past. And you just insist on using the language incorrectly for some reason. + +>>635117085 +>>b-but the original +>Whataboutism. +Not what aboutism. Because what the reply chain was discussing was an explicit comparison between the original Zelda and BotW. And how the games start to be even more particular. +--- 635117246 +>>635117156 +My bad lad, wrong reply. +--- 635117331 +>>635116652 +>OoT +And a Link to the Past, Link's Awakening, Majora's Mask, Oracle of Seasons/Ages, the Wind Waker, the Minish Cap, Twilight Princess, Phantom Hourglass, Spirit Tracks (probably, haven't played that one), and Skyward Sword. Not sure about the multiplayer ones. But sure, let's fixate on OoT. + +Retard. +--- 635117392 +>>635117237 +>Because the developers decided against it. But you and I both know that doesn't make something cinematic +Why does the developer want to hamper my freedom? Does he have a legitimate reason, or is it just to shove a story in my face? More importantly, I could still just ignore this if you stopped implying that the story additions were a good thing. Just admit that the story is bad. Nobody wants story in a video game. + +THAT is what makes something cinematic. Not that the cutscene simply exists, but that the fans refuse to acknowledge it as a problem. They value the cutscenes more than the gameplay. +--- 635117416 +>>635116953 +this is 4chan, nothing is that serious. No one is held responsible for anything posted on here and nothing matters the moment a thread 404s. There is no right or wrong because itll all be gone in a few hours regardless. +--- 635117482 +>>635117416 +>Rick and Morty-level nihilism to justify shitposting for nearly a decade +>yet it's wrong to want sensible discussion not plagued by console warring and obnoxious fanboys +--- 635117506 +>>635117392 +>THAT is what makes something cinematic. Not that the cutscene simply exists, but that the fans refuse to acknowledge it as a problem. +No. THAT is not what makes something cinematic. And THIS is why you're an absolute fucking cunt to talk with. Because even in cases where one agrees with you, you insist on using the language absolutely incorrectly. +--- 635117559 +>>635116652 +Well put. + +You can draw a straight out from NES Zelda, through 30 years of game design evolution and 3D emergence, and you will land on something exactly like BotW. +--- 635117573 +>>635117482 +This has nothing to do with rick and morty, this is how this site has been working since the very beginning. It's not nihilism, it is an anonymous imageboard. +--- 635117576 +>>635117392 +>They value the cutscenes more than the gameplay +Nah, most people can just deal with 30 minutes of cutscenes in a 100 hour long game. +--- 635117618 +>>635117331 +>But sure, let's fixate on OoT +Yes. Because it's both the most exemplary example, and the biggest trend setter of the referenced characteristics. +Believe it or not, there are notable differences between ALttP, OoT, and OoA/OoS. They aren't all just the same type of game. And OoT still stands out. +--- 635117740 +>>635103402 +This +--- 635117762 +>>635117618 +They all have a whole hell of a lot in common that's completely absent in BotW. Hell, they share a lot of that with TLoZ itself. OoT just made some concessions in the switch to 3D, nothing else. Which is a moot point, because the open world design has more in common with OoT's overworld than the segmented design of the 2D games. +--- 635117806 +>>635117576 +>30 minutes of cutscenes +Careful anon. Or he might dish out the argument that all textboxes could be claimed to be cutscenes too. And if you slow-read through all the game's dialogue and menu boxes and slowly walk from text to text in order to read it all. Then you've totally got hours upon hours of cutscenes! Because that's totally what cutscenes are! +--- 635117856 +>>635103402 +Based +--- 635117890 +>>635117806 +Eh, he's already said before that an RPG, even one without cutscenes, isn't a game for this reason. +--- 635117990 +>>635117506 +It's only incorrect, in your eyes, because you don't want to admit that you're too attached to the spectacle and gimmicks. In so many threads people look at my posts with revulsion because I make the horrible mistake of saying that I don't mind a game not having the latest graphics, or spending billions on advertising and celebrity voicing. They actually consider it an insult when I say that I can go back and enjoy Tetris and pong, despite the latest games using wacky meme graphics and ray tracing and anti-aliasing. + +This is such a sin to modern zoomers who can't think outside the box for 5 seconds and want their games and plots spoonfed to them via long bouts of exposition. Arthur was spouting the acclaims of BOTW and its "narrative storytelling" earlier in the thread, and yet he blows a gasket if I imply that the game doesn't need cutscenes to tell a story, and that the memories are just tumors scattered about hyrule pretending to be actual game content. + +>>635117806 +>>635117890 +>>635117576 +>Nah, most people can just deal with 30 minutes of cutscenes in a 100 hour long game. +So why are you averse to the idea of taking out the 30 minutes? Or does that ruin the entire game? That 100 hours doesn't mean a thing unless the game is telling you how to have fun? You've already called me a tranny just for liking Tetris and Pacman, so don't act like you're arguing from a position of good faith. +--- 635118024 +>>635117890 +Amusingly. For the very same reason. He has argued that the archetypical book games. VNs. Are in fact not book games. But movie games somehow. For this reason. +In some way maybe that makes sense in his mind. +--- 635118061 +>>635117990 +>You've already called me a tranny just for liking Tetris and Pacman, +I've never once done that. + +I don't think it would ruin the game, no, but I'm also not so wildly averse to a little storytelling that I think its inclusion ruins it either. +--- 635118242 +>>635103318 +I don't remember that argument about zelda3, was this an american thing? +--- 635118278 +>>635118061 +I refer to "you" as a fandom, as a whole. It is frustrating being told that even the most minor of criticisms gets me labeled a tranny, or more specifically, a snoytard. + +Remember earlier in the thread when I tried to be a bit more mellow, and I simply said I didn't like the story? Right here >>635104473. Felt that the story was lazy. What was the response? + +>>635104725 +>whatever you say, snoytard +So, I don't mention a single sony product, and I don't mention ANYTHING else about the game. I make a small, simple comment, and that's enough for the thread to descend upon me with the force of a thousand gleeoks. +--- 635118378 +>>635112402 +Journalists can not play games. Most can't turn and move using two thumbsticks. +>t. ex-games journalist +--- 635118405 +>>635101845 (OP) +Because you're a retard who doesn't like the game and seeks validation via claiming the "real" Zelda fans don't like it either. +I've been playing Zelda games for the past 20 years and BotW is my favourite one. +--- 635118448 +>>635118405 +And you're not a Zelda fan. You just happened to play them. +--- 635118456 +>>635118278 +>as a fandom +I am not responsible for the actions of others nor can I moderate their behavior to fit my principles on an anonymous imageboard. I am discussing what I am discussing, and that is your claim that a minute amount of cutscenes ruins a game. You're welcome to not like them, of course, but on what principle is such a small amount of easily avoidable content of this much importance when it should be a minor criticism? +--- 635118491 +>>635118405 +I've been playing Zelda for three decades and I hate the 2017 tech demo +--- 635118498 +>>635117762 +>OoT just made some concessions in the switch to 3D, nothing else. +And some of those concessions were in direct response to how much less visual information the 3D camera conveys. It drastically changed how the game approached puzzles, and also notably changed how the game designed secrets. +But even if you ignore this. It still wouldn't be incorrect to call OoT the trend setter. Because the games that followed sure copied OoT and not ALttP or the gameboy games. + +And granted that BotW shares many of the same limitations and foundation as OoT. Both still being 3D for instance. It is very clear that they took great efforts to approach those original concessions in distinctly different ways to be much much less removed from the original games and 2D games at large. With BotW. More zoomed out views. Different approach to colour. Even new philosophies in terms of audio design (which is admittedly an entirely new concession that prior games did not take). All in attempts to remain closer to what OoT moved away from. + +Is BotW perfect in all of this? Obviously not. And it's clearly not fully equivalent to the 2D games. But it's clear that that they walked things back from OoT and decided to try a different path with BotW's design. In an attempt design something that'd hopefully be closer to the 2D games. +And this unironically explains a lot of why BotW is simultaneously different from a lot of the franchise while simultaneously very classic. +--- 635118585 +>>635118491 +And there's nothing wrong with that. To each their own +--- 635118674 +>>635118491 +Same here, I have been playing them since 1990. +Botw is a bland tech demo, with nice Ghibli aesthetics, that's all. +No dungeons, no challenges, no musics, strange weapon durability mechanism, etc. +My first time I was disappointed with the zelda franchise was with TP, but it was nowhere near disapointing as BotW. +--- 635118816 +>>635118456 +>You're welcome to not like them, of course, but on what principle is such a small amount of easily avoidable content of this much importance when it should be a minor criticism? +Because the fans consider it the most important part of the game. It ruins entire discussions because of it. Nobody wants gameplay anymore, they just want their fancy action scenes and porn. It really is telling of a game, and a fandom, and their priorities, when an entire thread can be dedicated to sissy femboy link porn, and nobody sees a problem with that. + +But if I want to discuss a few things that I think could be improved, suddenly I've ruined the thread and the porn spammers are now unhappy. I can't talk about my distaste for excess fast travel, or the flaws in the combat, or how the game has alot of filler content that's ultimately not even worth the time to interact with. No, the game has an epic story and waifus, so it's a 10/10 kinomatic masterpiece. Erego, I see the cutscenes as the culprit behind this fanboy behavior, among many culprits at least, and that thus justifies my righteous hatred. +--- 635118929 +>>635101845 (OP) +I never beat a Zelda until BOTW. It's not a Zelda game +--- 635118963 +>>635101845 (OP) +BoTW is like a generic Ubisoft open world game, except way worse since Nintendo has no experience making those types of games. The combat is mediocre and the world way too empty for how big it is. +--- 635119040 +>>635118816 +Eh, I've said this before but I don't think the quality of /v/ discussion reflects the quality of a game. This site is truly awful. There's a reason I still talk to you and it's because even though I disagree, a lot, you still have more interesting things to say than 99% of threads. +>distaste for excess fast travel +Absolutely based. +That said, I don't see the cutscenes as the culprit. I believe it runs far, far deeper into a cultural sickness. Light storytelling seems like a scapegoat. +--- 635119205 +>be BotW +>See that mountain over there? I wonder what secrets it hold +>It's a shrine +>Seems that there's something behind this wall, let's see what secrets are behind it +>It's a shrine +>Look at this vast desert, I wo- +>Shrine +>Between these trees, th- +>Shrine +>Okay this place must hold something dif- +>Shrine +You can't tell me this didn't ruin the sense of wonder of this game. Everything leads to either a shrine or a korok poop +--- 635119291 +>>635119205 +It didn't ruin the sense of wonder for me completely, but I agree it could have been a 10/10 game had things been different. +--- 635119378 +>>635119040 +As many have pointed out, I enjoy many games with cutscenes in them. The difference is that i am happy to acknowledge every single one of my favorite games as flawed, some may even be an acquired taste. Honestly, there would be alot more lenience towards these problems if we didn't regularly have "MY GAME SOLD BILLIONS, SNOYS BTFO" or "MY GAME HAS A HIGH METACRITIC, EAT SHIT TENDIES" threads. Criticism has become such a dirty word on this website, and it reminds me of r*ddit and their propensity for hugboxes. + +With that said, if you are not guilty of any of this, then I will apologize. As long as you're not rooting in the background and cheering this behavior, then I'll retract my blame towards you or anyone part of the Nintendo fandom. But seeing thread after thread of people jerking off scores and sales, like famitsu threads, it really does leave me unsettled. The famitsu threads are especially ironic, since they started out as snoy circlejerks, which means they helped create a cancer which came right back to bite them, which would be sweet irony if it didn't help propagate console wars for the rest of us to suffer through. At least I can hate all console warriors equally, including PC launcher console warriors. It feels great to not be a part of the crowd dicksucking gaben or Timmy, and if more people stopped viewing corporations as their friends, maybe the board would improve ever so slightly. + +But I'm going off on a tangent at this point. +--- 635119508 +>>635119291 +I just really hope TotK doesn't became another breath of the shrines: the 900 golden poops. This is worse than padding. +--- 635119530 +>>635102118 +Came here to post this. +--- 635119537 +>>635104035 +That is a lie and everyone can see it. +--- 635119558 +>>635119508 +The koroks and shrines had SOME justification in that BOTW was the first Zelda game of its scale, but considering they had the groundwork laid for them, and 6+ years of development time, I don't think they can hide behind that excuse anymore. +--- 635119592 +>>635105496 +>it's just the result of the games getting worse +twilight princess is much better than ocarina of time +--- 635119631 +>>635119508 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQiHzcdUPAU [Embed] +--- 635119758 +>>635116953 +>Arthur +who? +--- 635119791 +>>635119378 +>"MY GAME SOLD BILLIONS, SNOYS BTFO" or "MY GAME HAS A HIGH METACRITIC, EAT SHIT TENDIES" +Hate it entirely. We've come to the same understanding twice now, ironically both times after you called me out as someone that tolerates it. Part of me feels like you're playing into that culture a bit, but I understand that it's reactionary on your part. Really, I don't spend a lot of time on the internet, and 4chan is the only place that I do pop into to try and find some discussion, so I try and give everyone some leeway because I'm not in on the shitposting meta. Often that leaves me without the knowledge of if something is being done by a terminal shitposter or not. + +>if more people stopped viewing corporations as their friends +You've had some quality shit to say tonight. You're consistent my friend, and I respect that. Cheers. +--- 635119912 +>>635109902 +botw is the first successful zelda since oot, all the others underperformed +yes, even twilight princess +--- 635120023 +>>635119791 +I've said it before, and I'll say it again: despite my extremist views, I still want to argue in good faith. In my hatred of cutscenes and waifus and excess graphics, I'll never resort to posting wojaks, nor will I call people faggots or trannies. My hate will stay on the topic of what I'm hating. +--- 635120132 +>>635101845 (OP) +If your "Zelda fan" considers SS as a real Zelda game, their opinion shouldn't be taken seriously in the first place +--- 635120179 +>>635101845 (OP) +Because BOTW isn't a Zelda game. +--- 635120187 +>>635120023 +From what I've seen this is true. You've just gotta be careful with this place man, I hate being pinned as somebody I'm not by you because some shitheel has made the same point as me in bad faith in the past. I hope to respectfully disagree with you about cutscenes in the future. +--- 635120261 +>>635120187 +--- 635120280 +>acfag saying he wants to argue in good faith +>replying to himself +reminder that terraria is movieslop +--- 635120398 +>>635120280 +>mentioning Terraria in a Zelda thread +??? +--- 635120497 +>>635120398 +>you can't call out movies +??? +--- 635120569 +>>635101845 (OP) +>>635102214 +It's literally the same with God of War. +God of War 3 was the highest selling GoW, until Dad of Bore came along, which sold like 4 times the amount. + +These people are not GoW fans, same as BotW fans are not Zelda fans. +--- 635120593 +>>635120280 +I'm almost flattered that me, who is rarely online, is being labeled an ACfag samefag. Must have ruffled some feathers agreeing with him on aspects of what he's saying about this board's shit culture. +--- 635120597 +>>635120497 +Except this is a Zelda thread??? +--- 635120651 +>>635115147 +BASED +as a classic zeldafag I'm really lukewarm on BOTW. I didn't buy it or played it because I really hate open world games. the only open world game I loved was death stranding, because it's a linear game and the open world is not a filled with fluff content but is just the map to traverse on. watching a BOTW playthrough now I get why so many people love it. I myself like survival and crafting games so the creativity is what really interests me. thinking about getting TOTK now. but I'm gonna be honest zelda without dungeons simply is NOT a zelda game and saying BOTW is a perfect 10/10 game is just lying to yourself. the game has much to offer but at the same time it's lacking a whole lot that makes zelda so magical and satisfying to play. +--- 635120652 +>>635109902 +BOTW has outsold every single other Zelda title combined and then some. +It's literally on a whole different level of popularity on par with Mario Kart or FIFA. +--- 635120750 +>botw and the upcoming sequel are barely recognizable from the Zelda games prior +>/v/ treats it as the second coming and any criticisms got handwaved as doom/shitposting +>FFXVI is barely recognizable from the FF games prior +>/v/ treats it as the next spawn of satan and any positivity around it got handwaved as shilling +What gives +--- 635121004 +>>635120597 +and? I'll still call out movieslop +--- 635121013 +>>635120750 +Guy who hates flashy movie games here. Allow me to explain. + +>TOTK looks like it actually learned a little from the mistakes of BOTW, since even I'm excited for it. Actual bosses, maybe even actual dungeons, possibly better puzzle design +>still cautious because of the potential return of filler content aka korok seeds (someone posted an image earlier showing one of the korok rock circles) + +>FFXVI looks like it's repeating every single sin of FFXV, with even more flashy special effects and edgy grimdark writing and environments so dark that it borders on parody +--- 635121070 +>>635121004 +...in a Zelda thread? +--- 635121580 +>>635120651 +Bruh... +--- 635121604 +>>635115147 +watch the the video where they show the making of the game. it doesn't need to be a carbon copy of that game but they literally started it with a Zelda 1 style prototype +--- 635121720 +>>635121580 +Which is kinda defeated by the game just spoonfeeding you the plot all throughout the great plateau, and telling you that you have to do this thing. The game doesn't let you want to defeat ganon naturally, it has to tell you that he's a bad guy. Kinda nullifies the whole statement. + +Ironically Mario is better at this. I don't need a reason to want to fight Bowser, or thwart Wart, or beat up Wario. They're standing in my way, and beating them up gives me coins. That's all I need for motivation's sake. +--- 635121804 +>>635115596 +>>635115757 +>>635115893 +>oh yeah this game with completely different mechanics and no puzzles or dungeons captures the spirit of Zelda +how? if you said DaS1's or DeS's dungeons I'd understand that but how is elden ring anything like Zelda? +--- 635121861 +>>635121580 +That's nice, Shiggy, but the game exists and speaks for itself. +--- 635121903 +>>635121720 +>The game doesn't let you want to defeat ganon naturally +what? in what world wanting to defeat the BBEG isn't natural? +--- 635122035 +>>635120750 +Skyward Sword is the game that's barely recognizable as Zelda. Not Breath of the Wild. +FFXVI is indeed not like a Final Fantasy game though. +--- 635122139 +>>635121070 +whenever I see fit +--- 635122597 +>>635122035 +Skyward sword and breath of the wild are both garbage, just at opposite ends of the trash bag +--- 635122679 +>>635121903 +Because you don't even feel his presence for most of the game. For all you know, there is no Ganon. Take these notes for instance: + +>the enemies +You see some small trash mobs maybe, but when I see a bokoblin I don't exactly think "spawn of satan". You'd think Ganon would send a bit more of his minions out to kill and terrorize. Maybe you see some of that evil ganon goo, but it's so easily circumvented that it becomes trivial. + +>the divine beasts +The divine beasts are contained in their little playpens and you'd never even know about their influence without the story telling you about it. Do their effects even reach out of their own areas? I haven't played the game in years, so please remind me. Does Vah Ruto cause the rivers and lakes to flood? Does Vah Naboris cause excess lightning storms across all of hyrule? Does Vah rudania cause lava rocks to randomly fall across the land? Does Vah Medoh cause hurricanes and wind storms? I mean come on, I'd like a little acknowledgement that Ganon is actively messing up the world, a bit more than some evil goo here and there. An example would be like Megaman X, where defeating a boss of one stage will result in other stages being affected. You beat Storm Eagle, for example? This destroys Spark Mandrill's stage, and etc. Another example would be Hollow Knight, where helping to unleash the infection (so you can kill it) results in alot of the overworld becoming infected with orange evil blobs. I'm not asking alot, just a little more acknowledgement that a bad guy is actively trying to kill me, instead of the story saying "nah senpai he's just chilling in the castle". A personal stake is always required to want to fight a bad guy, one that impacts my gameplay experience. +--- 635122914 +>>635122679 +>If I don't see the effects of the bad guy I don't feel compelled to take him down +I'd say that the ruins you see are that but even then I feel like this is the opposite of what you previously said. it sounds like you need some sort of reward trail to want to want to defeat him (I'm not shitting on you I'm just saying what it sounds to me) +--- 635123020 +>>635120750 +both series attracted some very mentally ill fanboy drones here recently and I cant completely pinpoint it. +it wasnt like that with previous FF and Zelda releases. for FF14 it was probably the dogshit MMO that attracted the insane. +--- 635123024 +>>635101845 (OP) +Many BOTW players have never played another Zelda game. +--- 635123180 +>>635104035 +>Gaymen 'journalism' +--- 635123193 +>>635123020 +anon we have a thing called the Zelda cycle for a reason +--- 635123226 +>>635122679 +And I know what you're gonna say. + +>b-but what about the ancient guardians?! +What about them? They don't scream "evil ganon monster" and despite being possessed by evil ganon goo, they barely even act like a demonic monster. They're also laughably easy to beat, so once again they just feel like filler. You deflect one shot of their laser, then cut their legs, and they just fall apart. Then again, maybe that was just me accidentally doing shrines out of order and getting those ancient weapons that do +500 damage to ancients. Either way, it lacks the personal impact that I'd somehow want to fight ganon. Narratively the game made a huge mistake making Ganon a mindless blob monster, AND keeping him locked up in the castle. If you ask me, he should've been a regular humongous threat that would occasionally break free and chase you, maybe during a blood moon even if you want to stay thematic about it. I would've loved to see this black entity forming during a blood moon, with me caught out in the middle of the field, and now suddenly my fast travel is disabled, and I have to run for the hills or try and fight him back, or else I die. Instead you just fight generic mobs, but now they're undead. Yes, I get it. The blood moon is a glorified dev tool designed to flush ram so the game doesn't suffer from memory leaks, but there was potential there. + +>>635122914 +The reward trail would be nice, but it doesn't have to be shiny baubles or trinkets. It can just be the fun of overcoming a challenge, or feeling like I really carved my path in the world. When the game tells me that ganon is this super evil monster from beyond time and space, I expect him to be actively rampaging across hyrule and not being restricted to divine beast areas. It would make Zelda's supposed sacrifice even more meaningful, since she's supposedly holding him at bay. Imagine if he was genuinely terrifying despite the Zelda handicap. +--- 635123342 +>>635104584 +--- 635123429 +>>635120651 +A game can be a 10/10 without being a classic zelda +--- 635123612 +>>635110739 +The Zelda / Souls game antagonism is artificial as all hell. diff --git a/v/635102586.txt b/v/635102586.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..54fca42b75ec5e2ea275724f18e7bcb4ac8d2164 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635102586.txt @@ -0,0 +1,895 @@ +----- +--- 635102586 +Are there any good or interesting Christian games? Genuine question. Even if it's allegory or a horror-based interpretation, I feel like this subject matter can add a lot of gravity or intrigue. The souls series is quite religious in its themes. +I just watched Calvary and Noah, both great films. But it makes me wonder, are there any interesting explorations of this subject in vidya too? +--- 635102652 +play Mdickie games +--- 635102716 +>>635102586 (OP) +The FAITH games +--- 635102792 +>>635102586 (OP) +Silent Hill 2 being partly inspired by Crime and Punishment by Fyodor Dostoevsky—perhaps the most thought provoking Christian author in the modern era. +--- 635102825 +SMT +Binding Of Isaac +Doom +Dante's Inferno +I am Jesus Christ +ActRaiser +--- 635102862 +>>635102586 (OP) +>interesting explorations of this subject in vidya +nope. just stick to the thousands of books, documentaries, and movies about the subject. +--- 635102864 +>>635102652 +This, nothing you can't do with a wrestling engine +--- 635102945 +>>635102586 (OP) +Fallout 3. Hands down the best Christian game that no one wants to admit. +--- 635102954 +>>635102586 (OP) +The good guys in Far Cry 5 are devout Christians. +--- 635102962 +>>635102586 (OP) +>>635102792 +Also if you want genuine spiritual films I'd recommend Andrei Tarkovsky—who's very Dostoevskian himself, and the anime film Night on the Galactic Railroad. +--- 635102973 +>>635102716 +Wow, the trailer for the trinity collection is amazing +--- 635103009 +>>635102945 +Having one bible quote does not make the game Christian anon +--- 635103086 +The Dragon Quest games treat the church as a place of salvation. +Dante's Inferno takes a lot of liberties but was a forming game for me on my path to Christianity (you play as a punished crusader) +Assasin's Creed 1, maybe? +El Shaddai: Ascension of the Metatron if you consider the book of Enoch canonical +--- 635103097 +>>635102945 +good morning, sir +--- 635103286 +>>635102586 (OP) +SMT always nails the religious aspect with interesting interpretations of subjects. 1 is my personal favorite in that aspect since it uses it to explore themes beyond the apparent law vs chaos. +Xenogears also blends religion into its narrative in a way that its actually relevant to the story and characters, instead of being there just because it looks cool (unlike a certain other psychological mecha story). And the Xenosaga games go even wilder with religion but i myself haven't played them so can't really confirm. +--- 635103386 +>>635102586 (OP) +morrowind. +--- 635103570 +>>635102586 (OP) +Blasphemous explores the concept of a religion with themes similar to Christianity, but one that lacks salvation/Christ. Probably a good time to play it, since the second one was recently announced. +--- 635103665 +>>635103570 +It explores catholicism, not christianity as a whole. +--- 635104710 +Where the seething guy who waits for religious threads? They are late today +--- 635104860 +>>635104710 +>they +--- 635104905 +This one might be kind of stretch but + +I’ve been playing Half Life 2 recently and as a kid I didn’t really notice it but now I’m pretty surprised with the amount of reference and allusion to orthodox Christianity, though it makes sense given the games setting and obvious Freeman/messiah parallels. + +Also in Lost Coast you liberate a monastery named after St Olga of Kiev. +--- 635104912 +>>635103570 +>God is...LE BAD: The Game +Kill yourself, tranny. +--- 635104974 +>>635104912 +Dimwit take +--- 635105015 +>>635104974 +Tranny take. +--- 635105080 +>>635105015 +You're wrong, and also retarded, so nothing you say in this thread from this post onwards matters or should be taken seriously by anyone else. +--- 635105110 +>>635104912 +You have no idea what you're talking about +--- 635105157 +>>635105080 +You're wrong, and also transgender, so nothing you say in this thread from this post onwards matters or should be taken seriously by anyone else. +--- 635105227 +>>635105157 +(You) +--- 635105237 +>>635103009 +I kinda see it with the lone wanderer being tempted to be good vs evil/be corrupted, going on this epic biblical trek being tested, sacrificing themselves to save the wasteland/world at the end. +--- 635105272 +>>635104912 +well the thread is about religious games so it fits in. not every game has to support christianity just mention it in either a positive or negative light +--- 635105278 +>>635102586 (OP) +Kingdom Come Deliverance +--- 635105350 +>>635102586 (OP) +Pentiment +--- 635105389 +>>635102945 +>>635105237 +>the lone wanderer being tempted to be good vs evil/be corrupted, going on this epic biblical trek +really stretching it with the interpretation eh ? +--- 635105445 +>>635105237 +You literally have to sacrifice yourself in the water machine even if you're an evil character (unless you pay for the DLC and get fawkes to do it) +--- 635105449 +>>635105272 +By this logic most games nowadays count since they are made by trannies and other leftists who hate Jesus. +--- 635105480 +>>635102586 (OP) +Shadow Man. The final boss is Legion and is apparently the same Legion that gets cast out in the Bible. The game's main motif though is voodoo with a Hellraiser-esque aesthetic. +--- 635105568 +>>635105449 +Leftists love Jesus, their entire philosophy is built around Christianity's faggot redemption philosophy and altruism, hence why they all vehemently oppose executing murderers and saving foreigners at their own expense. Leftists are always quoting Jesus to justify that rubbish. Literally the only part of the bible they part with is the no bum sex part. +--- 635105571 +>>635104974 +To be fair, that is what it is after Wounds of Eventide came out. You'd have an argument prior to that content since prior to that it was "Should you believe in a being that tortures you to show you its love?" mixed with pointing out how traditions and rituals can look strange from an outsider's perspective, and how religion can bring people together to make a prosperous life and land. It was also a way for the devs to show off their love for their upbringings/traditions in their designs and iconography. + +After Wounds of Eventide the other points stay the same but the first thing is thrown out the window to specifically say the High Wills are 100% bad, are just jealous and narcissistic dicks, aren't God but just a being that randomly found the Path of the Ancient Procession, they are the Miracle and are torturing people since it likes to do that to get people to worship it, and tortured people who wouldn't worship it out of vanity's sake. Then the Penitent One kills them, not-Jesus outright thanks the Penitent One for freeing him from the High Wills' torture, and then dies with Cvstodia thinking he's a blasphemer when he basically just killed a charlatan. +--- 635105671 +>>635105568 +>Leftists love Jesus +...if it was the opposite day that is. +--- 635105687 +>>635104860 +>them +--- 635105747 +>>635102586 (OP) +Castlevania will always be the stand out one in my opinion. Don't let the Netflix shit fool you, it has very strong religious themes, and unabashidly has a positive portrayal of Christianity and faith. The games I would recommend most would be Symphony of the Night, Aria of Sorrow, Portrait of Ruin, and Lament of Innocence. +--- 635105753 +>>635105671 +Leftist philosophy is essentially pseudo-christianity with the sex bits taken out. It's literally all pathological altruism and original sin BS. They grew up with Christianity but never actually fully left it behind so cling to the idea that we need to sacrifice our well being to save niggers. +--- 635105791 +>>635105389 +It's the only game in the series to have a karma/definitive good vs evil system (NV it was 99% a holdover) and the evil ending slides say "you surrendered to the vices that corrupted so many other and "you were guided by selfishness and greed." +>>635105445 +You couldn't send in Sarah in the original ending or refuse to give her the code? +--- 635105837 +>>635105568 +>>635105753 + +kek fedoraniggers went full circle. Back around 2008 they kept crying that Christianity was homophobic and conservative and bigoted and mean but now apparently it's too nice and tolerant and actually was leftist all along. You fat retarded neckbeards always were pathetic and you can't even keep your stories straight. +--- 635105908 +>>635105449 +>By this logic most games nowadays count +they don't since they aren't about religion. ffs are you gonna say sonic is about "muh christianity" and "muh forgiveness" next ? not every game under the sun is inspired by religion. +Blasphemous is about religion so it fits the theme of the thread this isn't a hard concept anon +--- 635105932 +>>635105837 +>different people cannot have different opinions +I guess I was expecting a bit much from a retard +--- 635105953 +>>635102586 (OP) +Castlevania +Halo +--- 635106101 +>WE +>WUZ +>JOOZ +--- 635106130 +>Leftist philosophy is essentially pseudo-christianity with the sex bits taken out. It's literally all pathological altruism and original sin BS. They grew up with Christianity but never actually fully left it behind so cling to the idea that we need to sacrifice our well being to save niggers. +--- 635106156 +>>635106130 +You are almost certainly both fat and ugly yourself +--- 635106230 +>>635106156 +>No you +Kek, the average fedoratranny, everybody. +--- 635106239 +>>635105445 +the lone wanderer was jesus +--- 635106296 +>>635106230 +>saying this after making this post >>635105157 +--- 635106351 +>>635106130 +Why do all atheists look like this? +--- 635106378 +>>635102586 (OP) +>these answers +OP, check out That Dragon, Cancer, also +>Noah +>great film +--- 635106381 +>>635106351 +Those quotes weren't even made by the people who're in the pictures. Literally just found random pictures of fat people and slapped quotes on them. +--- 635106415 +>>635106230 +That was not a "no you", idiot. +--- 635106923 +>>635102792 +>>635102962 +Based thanks fren +--- 635107020 +>>635105568 +One of the most important aspects of Christianity is repentance. The modern left insists on portraying Christ as forgiveness without the need to apologize because they want to think of themselves as good people who get to go to heaven, but without actually giving up any of their un-Christ-like behaviour or activities. +--- 635107202 +>>635107020 +>but without actually giving up any of their un-Christ-like behaviour or activities. +Their equivalent of christlike behaviour is self flagellating for minorities. You have to give up your white/straight/male privilege to help the downtrodden etc. +--- 635107226 +>>635103570 +>The penintent one is literally Jesus Christ and he sacrifices himself to save the world from the curse in the true ending, he takes all sin into his sword and stabs himself with it, being punished instead of the world +>"but one that lacks salvation/Christ" +How are you this thick? +>>635103665 +Catholicism is Christianity as a whole, the bible was compiled and printed by Catholics, Guttenberg was Catholic, all protestant sects come from Catholicism, all the founders are apostates of Catholicism and all their shit ranges from bootleg Catholicism to "my own 'religion' with gambling and hookers". +--- 635107293 +>>635107226 +>the bible was compiled and printed by Catholics +It was compiled long before that, most congregations already essentially had the 66 book canon before nicea. +--- 635107452 +>>635102586 (OP) +Ori and the Will O the Wisps, despite the Studio Ghibli esque visuals; has the most condensed traditional Western themes I've ever seen in a video game. Tons of Christian themes in it. It really isn't on thr nose either, I only realised it at the end when I consciously thought about the experience. +--- 635107513 +>>635107226 +>in the true ending +That's not the true ending anymore and he's not the Jesus analogue anymore. The Twisted One is now the closest thing to a Jesus analogue since he's the sacrifice to show the truth of the religion and brings faith to the people through his existence. The Penitent One absorbs all of Cvstodia's sins even in the actual true ending but it's just so he can kill the High Wills and die a blasphemer with Deosgracias, the Twisted One, the Fourth Visage, and Crisanta being the only ones who know the truth. +--- 635107521 +>>635102586 (OP) +Blasphemous +--- 635107702 +>>635107293 +The council of Nicea was about stomping the arian heresy not about compiling the bible lmao. +Also, the bible has 73 books, why are you throwing the number after proties removed the books they didn't like from the bible? (so much for sola scriptura lel) +--- 635107781 +>>635107702 +>deuterocanon +lol +--- 635107890 +>>635107781 +>protestoidcanon +--- 635107992 +>>635107890 +Even catholics don't consider deuterocanon as part of the main bible canon, hence why its part of the "second canon", because they couldn't justify actually putting it into the bible itself. +--- 635108095 +>>635102586 (OP) +>Are there any good or interesting Christian games? +Kingdom Come is absolutely fantastic, I've had a blast playing it. + +I don't recommend Pentiment if you've been considering that, it's ultimately really cynical and has a pretty cop-out ending. +--- 635108105 +>>635102586 (OP) +SMT Devil Survivor's whole plot is based on the Bible and psyops. +It's THE golden standard for video game stories. +--- 635108273 +Reminder +--- 635108348 +>>635107890 +>calling St. Jerome a Protestant +You said it, not me. +--- 635108426 +>>635102586 (OP) +Forgive me Father, as in you can play as a priest. +--- 635108504 +>>635102586 (OP) +The house in fata Morgana VN. Its one of the few rare cases that a japanese medium doesnt shit on christian themes. Its one of the best VNs out there. Dont let faggots tell you otherwise. +--- 635108542 +>>635107702 +Jerome called your fanfic 7 books (including JEWdith) apocrypha, heretic. None of them were written by prophets, hence why they are also considered ahistorical. +--- 635108604 +>>635108273 +>reminder, my larp is real because I said so + +okay buddy, +--- 635108609 +>>635107992 +>dude trust me +No, I won't trust you lol, you didn't even know what Nicea was about, and now you are telling me what Catholics think, could or couldn't do, get real lmao. + +Even prots reffer to deuterocanon scripture btw, so yeah, you don't even know what you believe in, like all protestants on earth, do some real research and you will become Catholic if you really love God. +--- 635108714 +>>635107226 +>>635107702 +Catholicism didn't exist until the 4th century. That's why quoting the Apostles to Catholics (eg, Ephesians 2:8-10 or Colossians 2:18(-22)) makes them chimp out like the Jews that killed Christ. +--- 635108732 +>>635108348 +>Individual Church father has opinion that he backpedals on +>"you just made me win lol" +--- 635108792 +>>635108609 +>bans priests from marriage despite 1 Timothy sayins that a priest should be a husband of one wife +I'm sorry anon, but I'm not going to join the church that actively contradicts the word of god +for their own worldly gains. +--- 635108821 +>>635108609 +Name one place in the Gospels or in the Epistles (including Revelation) where your "quotations" are called scripture (ie, "And the scripture was fulfilled..."), tryhard. +--- 635109343 +>>635108714 +The Chatolic Church was founded by Jesus Christ himself. It was only afterwards that it labelled itself Catholic on the virtue of being THE universal Church of God. + +Matthew 16:18-20 +Douay-Rheims 1899 American Edition +18 And I say to thee: That thou art Peter; and upon this rock I will build my church, and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it. + +19 And I will give to thee the keys of the kingdom of heaven. And whatsoever thou shalt bind upon earth, it shall be bound also in heaven: and whatsoever thou shalt loose upon earth, it shall be loosed also in heaven. + +Funny how you try to chalk up this murderous zeal to the true Church whose edification culminated with the Cross of Jesus Christ our Lord when it's prot retards foaming at the mouth whenever they themselves think about anything before Luther, like the Theotokos or the apostles that were granted the authority of apostolic succession by God himself. + +>>635108792 +Priests are banned from marriage after ordination, not before, married men, even with children can become priests, when will you just admit you don't even know what the fuck you're talking about? +--- 635109486 +>>635109343 +>Priests are banned from marriage after ordination +Please point to the part in Timothy where he says ordained priests can't be married, I'll wait. +--- 635109553 +>>635108732 +1. This is not even a source, it's just someone's opinion you copy/pasted. You don't even know what your religion teaches, do you? + +2. It's just false: Melito of Sardis (Euseb., Eccl. Hist., 4.26), Origen of Alexandria (Euseb., Eccl. Eccl. Hist. 6.25.1-2), Cyril of Jerusalem (Catechetical Lectures 4.33, 35), Rufinus of Aquileia (Exposition of the Creed), Athanasius (Festal Epist. 39.16-17), Gregory of Nazianus (Carmina Dogmatica, I.I.XII), Hilary of Potiers (Expo. of the Psalms, 15), Amphilocus of Iconium (Iambics for Seleucus, lines 251-289), Epiphanius (Panarion, 8.6.1-4), and John of Damascus all say that there only 39 books in the Old Testament, two of them Baruch is part of Jeremiah. Also, Justin Martyr didn't believe them, preferring Theodotion's OT translation (which only has 39 books). + +So, there's 11 "Fathers" besides Jerome that said you're defending ungodly fanfic, papey. +--- 635109669 +bungie halo games +--- 635109915 +>>635108821 +>gets shown that martin luther himself reffered to deuterocanon as scripture i.e. the word of God. +>throws special plea and starts arguing semantics +>doesn't even understand that when the passages talk about the fulfillment of scripture they are acknowledging as scripture something written BEFORE (in the OT) that then became true (in the NT). + +>>635109553 +>IT WASN'T JUST 1!!! +>ignores St. Jerome changed his mind. + +you people are retarded through and through. +--- 635110113 +>>635109343 +>The Chatolic Church was founded by Jesus Christ himself. It was only afterwards that it labelled itself Catholic on the virtue of being THE universal Church of God. +The Apostles in Ephesians 2:8-10, Galatians 5:1, and Colossians 2:18-22 say didn't exist in their time, but at least you can admit you're not Apostolic. +>18 And I say to thee: That thou art Peter; and upon this rock I will build my church, and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it. +Jesus calls Peter "Satan" a few verses later in that same chapter (in Matthew 16:23). Are you claiming the Catholic Church was founded on Satan? +>19 And I will give to thee the keys of the kingdom of heaven. And whatsoever thou shalt bind upon earth, it shall be bound also in heaven: and whatsoever thou shalt loose upon earth, it shall be loosed also in heaven. +That's what's called the Gospel, retard (the power to preach blessings and condemnation). Hence why ALL the Apostles were told the same in Matthew 18:18. + +Lord Jesus condemned Roman Catholicism in Revelation 18:4. + +>Priests are banned from marriage after ordination, not before, married men, even with children can become priests, when will you just admit you don't even know what the fuck you're talking about? +Peter was married (eg, 1 Cor. 9:5), and Paul said a bishop must be currently married in 1 Timothy 3:2. +--- 635110348 +>>635109486 +>married men can't be priests +>they can +>but not like I want (this isn't spelled out so I win) +--- 635110459 +Can you faggots take your retarded circular arguments to /lit/ and keep this thread vidya, thanks +--- 635110504 +>>635109915 +>desperate projection +Jesus is the source of my faith, not Martin Luther. + +>>IT WASN'T JUST 1!!! +>>ignores St. Jerome changed his mind. +Glad we agree that a dozen Church Fathers say you're a retard and that your "church" wasn't theirs. Also, Jerome never apologized for calling those fake books (which you've never even read) Apocryphal: all he did was sometimes quote from them, in the same capacity your boogeyman Luther did: as self-help books, not as Holy Scripture. + +Now, can you show me a SINGLE place in the New Testament where any of the Apocrypha are called scripture? I can show you many places where the Old Testament books are called scripture by the Apostles in the NT. +--- 635110592 +I thought the guy in blasphemous was dual wielding this whole time from watching the trailer but nah it's just his conehead. Guess I'll pirate it. +--- 635110597 +>>635110348 +That's not a source, you liar. 1 Timothy 4:3 (St. Paul) says forbidding marriage is heretical. Your screenshot is just desperately trying to explain that away. +--- 635110648 +>>635110348 +>>635110597 +*heretical and the Antichrist's doctrine +--- 635110678 +>>635109915 +>>635110113 +>>635110348 +>>635110504 +>>635110597 + +Why should anyone even slightly interested in turning to faith do so after they see these cringe-ass interfaith squabbles that you can't agree about anything on. What's even the point if studied adherents act like shrill trannies +--- 635110820 +>>635107226 +>>635107702 +>>635108609 +>>635109343 +>>635109915 +Jerome said the Story of Susanna, Hymn of the Three Children, and Bel and the Dragon (added to Daniel) are made up, and NEVER quoted from them. That's because they were written and created by Theodotion in the 2nd c. AD. +--- 635110959 +If Luther/ Calvin's interpretation of Christianity is "true" then Satanists, Free Masons, kabbalists, Jews, and Pagans are the good guys. +--- 635111003 +>>635110678 +Two different religions, anon: one is Christianity (from confirmed revelation), the other Catholicism (from imperial sodomy). Pic related. + +You be interested because you're going to die someday, and you don't want to go to Hell. (hence Romans 3:23, Romans 5:8, and Romans 10:9-10) +--- 635111047 +>>635102586 (OP) +thief 1 and 2 both have a very respectable go at a stand in christian mythology and its conflict with paganism. the cold superiority of the absent monotheistic god and the corrupt corporeal pagan one. +--- 635111061 +>>635102586 (OP) +Fallout New Vegas: Honest Hearts is entirely about the new testament vs the old, framed as two Mormon missionaries with different ideas about how to save their flock from invading raiders. The quests themselves are lazy and rushed bit the writing is excellent. +Trails in the Sky the 3rd has a priest/knight inquisitor of a Christianity-adjacent church as the protagonist, and is about his own personal Inferno as he adventures into the depths of Gehenna. +--- 635111146 +>>635110113 +>an adjective means your religion founded by the apostles (by the authority God vested upon them) isn't apostolic +>an adjective means your religion was founded by 'adversary' not Christ +So calling the Church "universal" is definitive proof of not being Christianity but God rebuking peter and calling him satan is a non-literal figure of speech? Imagine resorting to arguing semantics and still fucking it up. + +>This verse talking about the authority God gave the apostles to choose their successors and to forgive or retain sins here on earth, and those decisions being reflected on heaven, like Catholic priests do, is actually talking about this other prot concept to avoid thinking about this. +heh +>The Catholic book actually disproves Catholicism the whore of babylon was you all along *plays tambourine and speaks gibberish* +For the nth time, married men can be priests you fucking idiot. +--- 635111164 +>>635110959 +CatholkcJesuits participate in all those things (hence why Catholics always live among and marry Jews, and hence why the current Jesuit pope supports being gay and says there is no hell). +The Apostles and the Lord refuted Catholicism (Ephesians 2:8-10) and called it Antichrist (2 Thess. 2:3-4, 1 Timothy 4:1-3) and the Whore of Babylon (Rev. 18:4). +--- 635111265 +>>635111164 +>The judeo masonic infiltration of the Catholic Church doesn't exist Catholics where always the evil ones lol look at them fucking with jews and performing masonic rituals in mass in direct contradiction to Quo Primum tempore lmao prots drinking grape juice, blowing a fuse over gta and sending money to israel are the real christianity bro. +--- 635111313 +>>635111146 +>sh-shut up +That hasn't refuted anything I stated. It's just you reeeeeing. + +According to you, Satan is the Rock of the Catholic Church (Matthew 16:23), and (at least) a dozen Church Fathers are wronf saying the "Deuterocanon" is fanfic and not prophetical. +--- 635111381 +Castlevania has you exorcising demons with bibles, crucifixes, and holy water. +--- 635111429 +>>635110678 +Life is a spiritual war and all evil people ever have the common ground of hating God, specifically and only the Catholic one, when you truly understand this (most likely after experiencing something eyeopening and unpleasant), you will care. +--- 635111601 +>>635111429 +I care and I'm fully aware of the spiritual war, but there are so many denominations and battles between longstanding sects that learning where to start is nigh impossible. +--- 635111610 +>>635111265 +>moving goalposts away from the Bible not being Catholic, the Apocryphal being condemned by the Fathers, and the Apostles saying Catholicism is false and the Whore +But anyway, Mozart was a Freemason (pre-Vatican II). So was Danny Thomas (founder of St. Jude). Both were high-regarded and faithful Roman Catholics and never excommunicated. Yet the Jesuits have always been occultic. + +Pic shows that the RCC is literally the home of the Antichrist, who calls himself God (2 Thes. 2:3-4). +--- 635111809 +>>635111601 +Ignore the desperate Catholic. You need healing from Christ, not from a denomination or a religion (which don't even guarantee you Heaven, as Catholics surprisingly admit). + +Free book here that gently guides you through it (How to lose your fear of death): https://www.dropbox.com/s/1s4f6opaf5y7n1q/Jack_McElroy_Layout_14.pdf?dl=0 + +Here's what the book's about: https://youtube.com/watch?v=X8TAxdgXhdg&pp=ygUbaG93IGwgbG9zdCBteSBmZWFyIG9mIGRlYXRo [Embed] +--- 635111980 +>>635111313 +>ur reeing i win source: me +keep arguing semantics retard, peter isn't literally the devil, satan literally just means "adversary" you bum fuck retarded idiot, it does not mean "lucifer", "the serpent" or "the dragon that dragged 1/3rd of angels down with him on his stupid rebellion", Jesus is not calling him "the devil" he's calling him something more like a "contrarian", the "satan" from Job isn't the devil either, just a contrarian angel that questioned the faith of Job. + +St. Jerome reffers to the deuterocanon as scripture deveral times, not as prophetic books, hence we can infer that calling something scripture doesn't mean it is prophetic in nature. + +Imagine being only capable of arguing semantics yet not even understanding the words you are using. +--- 635112084 +>>635111809 +Thanks anon. I will give you the benefit of the doubt and read this with a sincere approach. +--- 635112186 +>>635112084 +You're welcome. God bless you as you read, anon. +--- 635112240 +>>635102586 (OP) +I believe to this day that obviously Mass Effect is a christian analog. Shepard is obvious, but in 2 shepard has 12 squadmates like Christ has disciples, and has to give their own life to resolve the conflict of the series. Christ has to be resurrected, and Mass Effect 4 is coming. +--- 635112361 +>>635111980 +>this amount of cope +Even if you want to redefine Satan on the fly like that, then you're saying the Rock of Catholicism is adversarial to Christ. +>Jerome calls those 3 added books to Daniel "scripture" +Where? +>Old Testament books are not Prophetic books +You don't know what you're saying, do you? +--- 635112435 +>>635111601 +there are not "so many denominations", don't get swindled by prots, they all act like they know whats up but they are retards that don't know a lick of anything. + +There is only one denomination, the holy Roman Apostolic Catholic Church, all prot denominations come from this one, this is the source of all Christianity in the world, the only source, the only Church instituted by God himself, don't lose sight of this basic fact, all other demoninations (not a typo) come from Catholic priests and monks that renounced Christianity and decided to make their own religion and call it Christianity. + +Now, to the laymen it might seem like Catholics are just another clown on the car, this is because the Vatican 2 pastoral council in 1960, this council effectively fractured the Church and created another religion that is basically protestantism with a Catholic look, we call these people modernists, as you can see the Church is under attack from within and outside, the only pocket of true Christianity left in the world is inside the SSPX, don't be fooled, the only way to salvation is through the sacraments of confession, penance and communion, you achieve the state of grace and if you die with this state you go to heaven, it's as simple as that, don't be fooled by all the nonsense protestants say, you cannot save yourself just by believing in Jesus, not even by just being a good person, faith without works is dead and those works that God wants us to do are not just good deeds, but the participation in the holy sacraments. +--- 635112576 +>>635111980 +How am I quoting semantics? I quoted you the Apostles' words saying that Catholicism is false (eg, Eph. 2:8-10, Colossians 2:18-22), which I'll add to from St. Peter, who said Christ is the only saving Name and Rock in Acts 4:12 and 1 Pet. 2:6 (as well as that salvation is permanent in 1 Pet. 1:23, being a free gift that you don't earn but is willingly received: Titus 3:5). +--- 635112620 +>>635102586 (OP) +ULTRAKILL is heavily based on Christian mythology and the Divine Comedy. +--- 635112642 +>>635112435 +Are you going to Heaven when you die? If you can't answer that question, you're neither Apostolic nor Christian (1 John 5:13). +--- 635112734 +Mary had sin (see pic here >>635110504), ergo, Catholicism is false and not Apostolic, for saying she never had sin contrary to the words of St. Luke. +--- 635112739 +>>635112435 +What about orthodox christianity? It can claim to be just as original +--- 635112764 +>>635107020 +This is the only intelligent post in this thread so far. +--- 635112786 +>>635102586 (OP) +All video games are satan invention. +There are no christian games, go to church and pray +--- 635112815 +>>635112435 +It's fascinating to me just how many effectively offshoot cults there are from it, though. +--- 635112827 +>>635112435 +You sound like a Jew. None of that has anything to do with going to Heaven, which might as well make you a servant of Satan for distracting people like this. +--- 635112862 +>>635112739 +Catholics consider Orthodox as fellow Christians (even though they reject many Catholic doctrines), but Orthos consider Catholics to be heretics. +--- 635112897 +>>635102586 (OP) +Xenogears +--- 635112915 +>>635112815 +because people think they can cherry pick what they believe in what their supposedly immortal soul depends on it. basically, it's a whole lot of larpers. if you actually, genuinely believe in this shit than it has to be absolute. +--- 635112953 +Red Dead Redemption 1 +Final Fantasy XV +--- 635113008 +>>635112435 +>the Apostles were Protestants +Wow, cool. Explains why all those Bible verses from the New Testament in this thread were posted disproving Catholicism. +--- 635113036 +>>635111003 +>You be interested because you're going to die someday, and you don't want to go to Hell. +Don't forget to be nice to people or you'll end up on the naughty list +--- 635113072 +>>635102586 (OP) +castlevania really is the best series for this + +link in the zelda games was originally Christian too +--- 635113087 +>>635112915 +See >>635112642 +--- 635113117 +cringe +--- 635113141 +>>635112642 +When you die, you experience your immediate individual judgement, you are either sent to heaven (In perfection with God), hell (complete separation from God due mortal sins, no redemption), or purgatory (a part of hell for people that died with venial sins and have to pay for them but will go to heaven after their time is done). +There is another place called limbo that is neither heaven nor hell reserved for truly innocent souls that for one reason or another are unfit for heaven but will not be condemned, it is not a place of suffering but neither of glory, for example, unbaptized babies go here. + +Heaven was closed before the cricifixtion, all saints were sent to abraham's bosom before, a type of limbo, after the cross when Jesus descended to the "inferos" he not only visited hell, purgatory and limbo but also this place to take all the souls in there right to the glory of heaven, for example St. Joseph was here before being taken by Jesus Christ to heaven after the victory of God over death. +--- 635113164 +>>635113036 +>I'm not going to die +Based. +--- 635113171 +>>635112642 +by the Grace of God. +--- 635113212 +>>635106101 +high effort image for no response +sorry, anon +--- 635113235 +>>635113141 +So can you answer my question or not? Jews and Muslims say the same gay crap that you spewed out there. If you say you have the truth and know Christ, then you should be able to know whether you'll be with Him when you die or not. +--- 635113260 +>>635112620 +Contains tranny shit, and that's Jewish +--- 635113272 +>>635113171 +Is that a yes or a no? if you can't answer with either, then St. John rebukes you with that verse +--- 635113331 +>>635112739 +Catholic here, orthodox allow divorce and contraception, they're just another flavor of prot, they also have their priests pushing for gay nonsense so they are as fucked as modernists. +>>635112827 +shut up kike pic rel. +--- 635113339 +>>635113235 +>>635113272 + +if we were judged by our deeds and you prayed night and day, and committed no sins, your deeds would not outweigh the favor of eyesight. +we will enter heaven with God's mercy. +--- 635113384 +>>635113141 +Limbo was created by Thomas Aquinas because he couldn't explain where babies go when they die (all he had to do was read 2 Samuel 12:23). + +Purgatory is literally Hell, and you don't get out: Hebrews 9:27. +--- 635113412 +>>635113235 +I thought you were speaking in general and not about me personally. + +Right now no, I won't go to heaven if I die right now, I have mortal sins with me so I need to go to confession, do my penance and eat the body of the lord to regain my sanctifying grace. + +I hope you weren't expecting this to be a "Gotcha!". +--- 635113501 +>>635113339 +Then you defy St. Paul in Titus 3:5, which says works can't save you. + +But you didn't answer my question: will you go to Heaven when you die or not? I can answer that question with a yes, just like St. John taught me in 1 John 5:13, St. Peter in 1 Peter 1:23, and the Lord in John 10:29-30. +--- 635113507 +Unless you mean fictional religions/cults, Blasphemous is the quittessential Christian game and Sekiro is deeply rooted in Shintoism +--- 635113608 +>>635107226 +>my own 'religion' with gambling and hookers +Kek +--- 635113621 +>>635113164 +>I'm not being conned +--- 635113721 +>>635113412 +>I hope you weren't expecting this to be a "Gotcha!". +I'm saying you're trusting in another Christ, as St. Paul warned of in 2 Corinthians 11:2-4. If you can't call yourself a son of God (going to Heaven), you're not Christian and are bastard, still the child of Satan (Hebrews 12:5-8, John 8:44). +--- 635113743 +>>635113501 +those verses do not contradict what I said. I don't know what you are trying to rebut. +--- 635113823 +>>635113384 +>2 Timothy 1:18, Matthew 12:32, Luke 23:43, 1 Corinthians 3:11–3:15 and Hebrews 12:29 + +If all souls are either in heaven or hell and cannot get out, it makes 0 sense to pray for the wellbeing of the souls of the dead, or for there to be more refinement to one's soul after death, or sins that can be forgiven and sins that will not after death, yet the bible says in these verses that it is very good to pray for such a thing, and that these other things happen, this is how we know about purgatory and that you get out of it, which as I said, is a part of hell reserved for people with venial sins (don't know why you are saying it like I said it wasn't hell). +--- 635113862 +>>635112620 +>Buttplug mode +--- 635113910 +>>635113743 +You listed off several works that you need to do in order to answer "yes" to my question, though St. Paul in Titus 3:5 said that does nothing for you, meaning you're wrong. + +Those last verses from the Apostles show why I can answer the question, and why you should be able to, too, right now. +--- 635114071 +>>635113507 +I want to correct you because I've been a Buddhist for many years, but I'm deeply interested in all religions and want to genuinely explore all of them. + +Sekiro is almost 0% Shinto. It's completely Mahayana Buddhist. The biggest tip off for me how it lies doctrinally is Sekijo being described as a monkey. His name means one armed monkey. The bad ending is the Shura ending. Shura is jap for Asura, a sanskrit word. Mahayana Buddhism classifies "existence" as 10 realms, 1 being Hell and 10 being Buddha. Animals are the 3rd level and marked by stupidity, graduating to asura, which are like demons or evil gods. Sekijo graduates from "monkey" to his bossfight asura form. +--- 635114073 +>>635113823 +>Hebrews 9:27 is wrong about there being no Purgatory +>Jesus was wrong in Luke 16:19-31 for saying the man in Hell can't ever leave Hell + +>don't know why you are saying it like I said it wasn't hell +I told you St. Paul says Purgatory is Hell in Hebrews 9:27. There is death and then a judgment, which leaves no room for a purgatory (as Orthodox rightly also believe). +--- 635114119 +>>635113823 +>it makes 0 sense to pray for the wellbeing of the souls of the dead +Now you're getting it. +>Hebrews 9:27 +>Luke 16:19-31 +--- 635114129 +>>635102586 (OP) +Dust +Catechumen +--- 635114145 +If you include "themes" Omori has a lot of christian themes, although they seem like they got toned down in the final release to easter eggs and imagery + +Prerelease concept shows that one of the main character's fears is the concept of hell and heaven, so there's lots of imagery as such, including the most obvious of a character getting almost crucified in a church at one point + +One character turned to religion to deal with her grief and although the churchgoers think she's a troublemaker, the priest himself is helpful, it's a small town so word spreads fast through the church +At one point you almost die and there's a near death experience, there's a missable scene where you can go meet a light at a gated window who tells you it's not your time yet and to turn around, heavily implied to be a godly figure + +At one point you eat an apple from a tree representing yourself, a painting in a castle art gallery is a parody creation of adam, and in the same castle there's a hidden scene which implies your main character is again, afraid of going to hell +not to mention your dead sister makes an appearance at the same gated window you meet that god at + +I think it's basically just playing on a child's fear of eternal concepts and showing up in his subconscious more than saying anything about religion +--- 635114171 +Become Orthodox :333 +--- 635114198 +>>635113823 +2 Maccabees has historical errors, unlike Holy Scripture. +--- 635114254 +>>635114171 +Why? +--- 635114313 +Free book about how to lose your fear of death (no religion or denomination involved) here: https://www.dropbox.com/s/1s4f6opaf5y7n1q/Jack_McElroy_Layout_14.pdf?dl=0 +--- 635114351 +>>635113721 +>If you can't pridefully lie to yourself and pretend you are going to heaven just because, you aren't Christian. + +You really need to understand how sin works. +You are not going to heaven with mortal sins on you, only perfect things are allowed in heaven, men cannot be made perfect through their own power, works or words. +This is why Jesus died on the Cross, only his divine sacrifice would please God's justice and open a narrow path to salvation, the love that keeps that path open is unconditional and eternal, but salvation is not, our free will allows us to chose to not be saved, we chose to not be saved whenever we sin, God rips us from his heart and we are dead to him whenever we sin, this is why in you are not going to heaven if you die in this state, you can call yourself a child of God as much as you want but you aren't going to heaven, by the grace of God I'm Catholic and I have access to the sacraments that increase my chances of going to heaven, you only have access to jack chick tier images. +--- 635114361 +>>635114254 +That's just the new Ortho catchphrase. There is no response for you, sorry. +--- 635114617 +>>635114119 +>decontextualize scripture to prove your prot nonsense is right +>decontextualize a comment to prove your argument is right +Why do you insist on proving your own retardation? are protestants really only capable of arguing in bad faith? taking words out of context and missinterpreting them on purpose? +>>635114073 +the orthodox believe divorce and contraception (discreet childmurder) aren't a sins, please do not take what these people believe seriously. +--- 635114681 +>>635114361 +You abandoned god a long time ago, bitch. +--- 635114696 +>LARPing christfags are the current day fedora tippers +--- 635114701 +>>635107452 +I'm glad I'm not the only one noticing it. +--- 635114718 +>>635114119 +>It makes no sense if x +>but since x isn't true IT MAKES SENSE +>hehe you said it it makes no sense +Imagine grasping at a figure of speech like it's such a comeback, what a jackass. +--- 635114757 +>>635114696 +unironically true yes + +instead of reddit aetheists we now have discord tradlarps who have never set foot in a church +--- 635114782 +>>635105571 +>religion is fake and is ran by grifters +So Blasphemous has a realistic take on religion, I see. +--- 635114815 +>>635114351 +>St. John pridefully lied when he said you can know whether you're going to Heaven in 1 John 5:13 +>St. Peter pridefully lied when he said salvation is incorruptible in 1 Peter 1:23 +>St. Paul pridefully lied when he said salvation is not an uncertain thing (as in Roman Catholicism) in Romans 10:9 and Acts 16:31 +I think I'll stick with the "pridefully lying" Apostles, then. Oh, and the Fathers, too. + +Titus 3:5 says you're not Christian if you think sin can be worked off by anyone but the Lord on the cross (John 19:30). +--- 635114923 +>>635114617 +Recontexualize "after death, the judgment" then. Use the words of the Apostles to do so, not your religion's long-post-Apostolic dogma. +--- 635115072 +>>635114254 +Because Orthodox means "correct" meaning that the Eastern Orthodox Church is the true Church that Jesus Christ founded. +Sorry buddy but "Universal" just doesn't hit the same. +--- 635115113 +>>635113331 +>I'm not a kike even though I do everything kikes do and worship the Jesuit founder who told me to act like a kike +Based +--- 635115163 +>>635115072 +Gay means happy, too! Just like you! :DDD +--- 635115237 +>unironic chick tracts +this board is dead +--- 635115239 +>>635103097 +Is that Convicted Felon Dinesh D'Souza? +--- 635115271 +I am engaging in spiritual warfare on 4chan +--- 635115319 +>>635107226 +But the Apostles and Jesus predated Catholicism by 300 years and spoke against it in 2 Thessalonians 2:3-4 and Revelation 18:4. +--- 635115389 +>>635114681 +see >>635112642 +--- 635115481 +>>635114815 + +1.I told you I KNOW i won't go to heaven as I am now, BUT I KNOW I WILL GO TO HEAVEN after a valid confession, receiving the absolution and eating the flesh of God. + +2.[The path to] Salvation IS incorruptible, men are not, you will not be saved if you chose to sin. + +3.Again, [the path to] Salvation IS CERTAIN, BUT YOUR SALVATION IS NOT. + +>I'll think I'll stick with the apostles by fleeing, rejecting, attacking and missinterpreting their religion + +ok lol + + +ALSO, the priest acts with the power of God, not his own, and everything he does is valid only due the Cross, you will literally go to hell if you don't (get baptized) go and confess your sins, get absolution, do penance and only then partake with God in the Holy Eucharist. +You cannot escape this, you cannot argue about this, this is the way to salvation, and anything else is only happening inside your imagination, get off your ass and go to mass. + +I will unironically pray for you as I pray for the dead so that God has mercy on you like it had with me. +--- 635115716 +>>635115319 +Revelation 18:4 speaks of the "whore of babylon" point to me anywhere in the bible that says the words "Catholic Church" +--- 635115885 +>>635115389 +We got to Sheol 'til the second coming, everyone knows that. +--- 635116594 +>>635102792 +>fiction author +>Christian +No. The imaginary is inherently satanic. +--- 635116795 +>>635114696 +Horseshoe theory. +--- 635117019 +>>635115716 +Isn't the Whore also supposed to come AFTER the Rapture of people to Heaven meaning it can't already be in existence until at least the ten or twenty years prior to the Rapture happening? People always quite Revelation but forget that half the stuff listed there happens AFTER the Rapture and the Anti-Christ take over the world. People were saying multiple things during Covid were the "Mark of the Beast" and it drove me nuts because if it was then that would mean literally 0 people went to Heaven and the Anti-Christ was already running the world. +--- 635117575 +>>635114757 +I'm interested in turning into faith because rampant soulless tranny corporatism and niggerfied trash culture has left me yearning for meaning. Am I a fedora neckbeard by your criteria? +--- 635118819 +>>635102586 (OP) +old religion. I have no Christianity if you are looking for that; + +majorly, Shinto. I'm a weeb for these real Ninja games that aren't Anime. +https://store.steampowered.com/app/1150590/Samurai_Jack_Battle_Through_Time/ +https://store.steampowered.com/app/35000/Mini_Ninjas/ +These games are more about the fictionalized version of the Bushido code and defeating evil, however, simplistic games, with a simple story. I prefer this, you may not. +--- 635118926 +>>635117575 +This is the exact fucking word salad, yes +--- 635118952 +>>635104912 +Questioning faith is not wrong. It is what should make you stronger. You are quite unwise, young man. You are always the first victim to your own anger. Remember, to let it go and do not give in. + +Be good, my young friend and do not drink the poison of anger. +--- 635118976 +>>635102973 +don't be fooled, it's atari 2600 "gameplay" with some gif images. you can youtube the game and it's like 30 seconds of stills. +--- 635119036 +>>635115271 +Yes. It is quite sad. Angry adults acting like children. It is why I do not come here unless I am looking a laugh. I suppose we are all lonely when we rather come here than go to a friend for a laugh. +Tough times. +--- 635119073 +>>635117019 +>people always quote Revelation + +here's the funny part, Revelation isn't actually part of the bible and was only added later at the behest of proto-catholics in order to make people afraid. it was rejected in like 6 official ecclestiastical votes for hundreds of years. +--- 635119145 +>>635118976 +It is a horror game, no? +Very fictionalized version of Christianity I see from videos. +--- 635119185 +>>635102586 (OP) +Xenoblade Chronicles X +--- 635119332 +>>635119145 +No, it's an atari 2600 game with some horror still images/short animations. don't be fooled into buying it. +--- 635119362 +>>635119332 +I am not the OP. +--- 635119373 +>>635118926 +If a sentence is word salad to you, why should anyone give a fuck about your opinion +--- 635119690 +>>635119373 +not him but it's definitively word salad. you aren't saying anything meaningful and you have become less expressive than the previous generation of people. if you don't express complex thoughts you also don't have complex thoughts. you seem to be blaming a lot of things while sitting on 4chan talking shit. +--- 635119743 +Unironically Shadow the Hedgehog. Although it is not done in a coherent way, the game makes use of many callbacks to Christianity (Maria, Devil Doom, the ARK...) and Shadow, both in his characterization and in the names for the story paths, is obviously portrayed as a sort of messianic figure, betrayed by those he was sent to and torn between justice to the world in the form of punishment (following the dark choices) or mercy and forgiveness (following the hero choices). Again it's not like Shadow is literally Jesus, but the themes resonate a lot with what Christianity is concerned with. The callbacks to Christianity began with Sonic Adventure 2 (where Shadow has essentially the same story arc; listen to "Supporting Me" as well) and continue onto Sonic '06 (continuing to address Shadow's reaction to suffering for mankind while being betrayed, then of course he is shown being pretty much crucified in the future). +--- 635119747 +>>635119690 +It's not word salad. It points to specific cultural issues. Learn how to read you fucking spastic. Also yeah, talking shit is what 4chan is for. Retard. +--- 635119789 +>>635102586 (OP) +Abrahamic religion is cringe +--- 635119795 +>>635119747 +It's word salad. It's not that it's unreadable, it's that it's meaningless. It doesn't point to any specific cultural issues. You're blaming everything in the world while you sit on 4chan. THAT is your issue. +--- 635119857 +>>635119795 +How is +>modern culture seems soulless so faith seems good by comparison +so mystifying to you. It's objectively not word salad. The real reason you take issue is because the oh-so-meanie tranny and nigger word offends you. Just say that. +Also, blaming two specific issues is not "blaming the world," especially when something else in the world is given as a counter example that could be healthy. You're too stupid for this thread. +--- 635119946 +>>635108095 +Jesus Christ be praised! +--- 635119956 +>>635119857 +anything to ignore the inescapable fact that you sit on 4chan complaining about everything day after day while your life wastes away, and it's everyone elses fault. + +you dindu nuffin +--- 635120007 +>>635108095 +>I don't recommend Pentiment if you've been considering that, it's ultimately really cynical +that's a shame, I was interested in it +--- 635120024 +>>635119956 +you're sitting on 4chan too, spastic, trying to win gay semantic word games. Back to your containment board +--- 635120031 +>>635104905 +Elaborate on HL2? +--- 635120061 +>>635120024 +>you're sitting on 4chan too + +yeah yet the conversation wasn't about me because i wasn't the one railing against all the ails of the world + +on 4chan +--- 635120195 +>>635120061 +>i wasn't the one railing against all the ails of the world +noticing problems with the world and positing solutions or remedies for it is a healthy thing to do actually, in fact it's one of the best topics a man with integrity can discuss +meanwhile, you take hyper-focused anal-blasted issue with it +Yes, you're on 4chan +--- 635120426 +>>635102586 (OP) +Xenogears and Xenosaga (and to a much lesser extent, Xenoblade) are essentially what you're looking for. +Jap media likes using Christian symbolism, names and allegories without truly understanding what it means but Xenogears and Saga are different. +--- 635120510 +>>635120426 +Isn't the Xeno series pretty much Gnostic thorough? +--- 635120536 +>>635120426 +--- 635121762 +>>635119743 +Sonic is an allegory for Jesus, I need to upload my friend's PPT on this to /v/ tomorrow +--- 635123450 +>>635105278 +This. Worth it for world building. Deals with various threads of Christianity at the time. + +>>635105568 +No. Leftists altruism differs from Christ's because it is based on a selfish notion. For the leftist self sacrifice is not what they are doing but what is good in their eyes at the current time. +And there is a lot in the bible they disagree with. Love your neighbor. Go outside of leftist policy whatever it maybe you are canceled. + +>>635107226 +Rome didn't split off the rest of the church till 1054 AD. diff --git a/v/635102846.txt b/v/635102846.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..948943bd8135201903cdb6327d8bb01201b8568c --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635102846.txt @@ -0,0 +1,489 @@ +----- +--- 635102846 +This fat fuck is over 200 pounds +--- 635103151 +>>635102846 (OP) +It's true. +--- 635103383 +of ASS +--- 635103415 +>>635102846 (OP) +how do i play this on pc +--- 635103471 +>>635103415 +I use Blue Stack (Nougat 64-bit) +--- 635103480 +>>635103415 +Through an emulator like bluestacks. +--- 635103486 +>>635102846 (OP) +--- 635103934 +>>635103415 +I would recommend LDPlayer9. Gets consistent high framerate for me vs bluestacks which would be constantly dropping into low 10s/15s. +--- 635103993 +>>635102846 (OP) +Out of 10 +--- 635104121 +>>635102846 (OP) +Heavy hebe +--- 635104291 +>>635102846 (OP) +--- 635104378 +>>635102846 (OP) + well, she is a tank +--- 635104619 +>>635102846 (OP) +Anyone got the lastest roadmap? +--- 635105192 +>>635104619 +Its on the site and in the OP of the general. Wait, are you same retard? God dammit I swear to god if you are. +--- 635105292 +heavy potato.. +--- 635105375 +>>635105192 +? Thanks but why the hostility for such a simple question. +--- 635105406 +>>635105375 +I despise ignorance especially when the solution is a few clicks away. +--- 635105430 +>>635105375 +He spends time on /bag/. That's all you need to know. +--- 635105487 +>Yes Yuuka, sit on my fac- +--- 635105519 +>>635105430 +Quiet you. +--- 635105556 +>>635105406 +You sound like an attention seeking faggot. +>>635105430 +If this is the temperament of the posters there I'm glad I don't participate in those thread. +--- 635105579 +It works okay for me in bluestacks. Wish it had a native PC client, though, with the way that bluestacks is going. Got bought by some cryptoshit company apparently, who knows how long until they try to sneak coiner malware in. +--- 635105621 +>>635105556 +>attention seeking +Damn, did I strike a nerve retard? Maybe don't be such a fucking idiot. Not that hard to find this type of stuff. +>b-but me need to be spoodfed +Cry me a fucking river. +--- 635105754 +>>635105621 +Either answer the question or don't. that's the extent of the involvement necessary. Anything else is you desperately wanting to show off your pussy to potential suitors. +The fact you even directed me to anything helpful while also complaining proves my point. +--- 635105790 +>>635105754 +If I spoonfeed your stupid ass will you fuck off? +--- 635105797 +>>635105621 +Jesus Christ kys. +--- 635105839 +>>635105797 +No. +--- 635105940 +>>635105790 +If you done that from the beginning we wouldn't even be talking. If you hadn't we still wouldn't even be talking. + +But you're so desperate for attention you chose to drag this out like a faggot. +--- 635106015 +>>635105940 +I mean if you simply just went to /vg/ and checked the general you would've gotten your answer without having your intelligence insulted. +--- 635106075 +>>635104619 +use this google doc instead of that jpeg +https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1BO-Uh_CsAOIetPjrNyFy9-7r1a4RAtVwK135bBC3hzM/edit#gid=1085051345 +--- 635106124 +>>635106015 +>mean if you simply just went to /vg/ +are you calling me retarded? why would I ever visit that board +--- 635106157 +>>635102846 (OP) +Why is she so heavy, is she a robot or something? +--- 635106185 +>>635106124 +Touche. Here ya go https://bluearchive.nexon.com/events/2023/04/reg +Click roadmap. That simple. +--- 635106192 +>>635106015 +If it means dealing with turbo autism like yours I'd rather just ask in a /v/ thread and wait. Not that important really +--- 635106245 +>>635106192 +Silence, I posted the roadmap. We're done. +--- 635106363 +Soon bros +--- 635106495 +>>635106245 +>cries about spoon feeding +>still spoon feeds. +You're even more of a retard than that anon anon. +--- 635106516 +>>635106495 +--- 635106713 +>>635106185 +That isn't even what I was talking about in all honesty. +>>635106245 +So long as you're conceding that the fag shit was just bait for (you)'s sure I'll stop giving them. +--- 635106763 +>>635106075 +Tank +--- 635106805 +>>635106713 +>That isn't even what I was talking about in all honesty. +>ask for roadmap +>get roadmap +Alright anon, I'll stop being a poophead. Tell me what exactly you want so I can help you. +--- 635106845 +>>635106763 +all tank look same +just use tsubaki in all content +--- 635106862 +>tfw grinding through all the hard missions that I skipped while the 2x event is there +I'm so glad I'm overleveled now and I can just skip past all the mobs. +--- 635106884 +>>635102846 (OP) +I want all of it on my face. +--- 635106886 +>>635106805 +>>635106075 +I like looking at the little notes. +>>635106845 +No I meant thanks. +--- 635107053 +>>635106886 +Ah, this might help. I also have this one hand. +https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vST0JkbV44jOb6kzmSNDav-PZ6ZSUZS-Um6FpAm6bGsLWXF6lJEoU84VXzSbg4SeQ/pubhtml +--- 635107175 +>>635107053 +Wappi +--- 635107434 +>>635106075 +Dunno why people are so obsessed with the meme infographics when we have so many sheets and videos with way better and more detailed info +--- 635107462 +>>635106363 +>not pyros enough for a spark +Will she come home bros? +--- 635107504 +>>635107434 +this is an imageboard +--- 635107526 +>>635107434 +I prefer saving a simple chart just for a simple visual guide, I don't really need the paragraphs of advice. +--- 635107595 +>>635107175 +Dork nun +--- 635107651 +>>635107526 +suit yourself then +the meme images from /bag/ have been known to be wrong at times or leave important info but if you make a stupid mistake then it won't be me suffering for it +--- 635107683 +>>635106075 +>Mika +>almost must get +>almost +--- 635107720 +>>635107434 +I use them to quickly remind myself who I'm saving for. +--- 635107730 +>>635107651 +What has it actually gotten wrong? I don't necessarily follow all their advice but I haven't really been penalized or suffered any drawbacks from whatever info I've gleaned from them. +--- 635107748 +>>635107683 +just rent her (: +--- 635107864 +>>635107683 +Read the notes. It's ALMOST because you could simply borrow a UE50 but the notes say she's the uncontested best ST damage dealer and you should roll for her + +>>635107748 +To be fair, unless you have the ligmas to UE50 her straight up then you most likely will be renting her until you do so it's not exactly wrong. +--- 635107960 +>>635107748 +Can be said about literally every student. +--- 635107981 +>>635107737 +arius event fucking WHEN? +im SICK of being treated like a second class citizen +--- 635108097 +if she's 200lbs then how much does natsu weigh? +--- 635108102 +>>635107730 +>What has it actually gotten wrong? +Too lazy to look up previous versions but this one has the Yuuka having no usecases outside of Goz for example because she does have a lot. +Haruna having a higher pull score than NY Fuuka is hilarious +Doesn't mention Toki gets outdone by SNonomi in hiero unless you're doing Torment or the fact Nagisa is a torment only unit too. +--- 635108163 +>>635102846 (OP) +--- 635108214 +>>635108102 +The average player on /bag/ does seem to acknowledge these sorts of changes in opinion anyway so this isn't entirely new to my ears. +--- 635108363 +>>635108214 +/bag/ just wants to wank themselves over their infographics but they're shit because a newbie could save an outdated version and get fucked or get screwed over because they did something in there that was wrong. +It's why I shill things like videos or spreadsheets that are kept up to date by someone else to not run into this problem and why I like the sheet above because it doesn't have any ratings, it just explains what the unit does and why you should roll for them. +--- 635108452 +Answer (real): videos and spreadsheets are made by attention whores, but inforgraphics are anonymous. +--- 635108456 +Key when? +--- 635108494 +>All these food obsessed girls +>Not a single one is a chubby cutie +My disappointment is immeasurable. I NEED to see a chubby chibi. +--- 635108560 +>>635108452 +Fair point. +--- 635108626 +>>635108452 +The info made by ""anonymous"" is parroting those videos/guides by the attention whores you hate so much +And it's just guides, have you never gone to gamefaqs to look up a guide for a videogame or gone on youtube to look at how people did something? Or do you just come to /v/ to ask anonymous whenever you have an issue because consuming non-4chan info is haram? +--- 635108648 +>>635108494 +The sheep is fairly chubby. The meister blonde has a slight belly too. +--- 635109052 +>>635108494 +did you miss cheerleader kotori in the last event +--- 635109473 +>I get to hear Asuna/New Arcueid's voice in a 18+ visual novel soon +--- 635110120 +>>635109052 +That's not nearly enough belly but at least they're trying +--- 635111409 +>>635109289 +Unko +--- 635111630 +Who here plays JP or EN? I play JP because of sunk cost fallacy but I barely know any Japanese. Is there some resource that catalogues all of the conversations and everythinf? +--- 635111650 +>>635111630 +>Is there some resource that catalogues all of the conversations and everythinf? +You'd be better off asking in /bag/ and if you find it then let me know +--- 635111664 +>>635107027 +>+interrupts +Oh...I guess I should have ran Tsubaki during Phrenapates fight, would have saved me a lot of headache +--- 635111758 +>>635102846 (OP) +--- 635111776 +>>635107981 +Since Gamers have been removed from the pool of potential summer characters, Arius'[ chance of summer event unironically skyrocketed +--- 635111845 +>>635108456 +Anon... +--- 635111984 +>>635111758 +--- 635111986 +i'm getting that fat-ass on my team +--- 635112058 +>>635111984 +--- 635112078 +>>635111630 +>Is there some resource that catalogues all of the conversations and everythinf? +Yeah, it's available in-game. +--- 635112384 +what gaem? i love that style +--- 635112567 +>>635112384 +blue archive +--- 635112584 +>>635112384 +Blue Archive +--- 635113419 +>>635112384 +Arknights needs to step up their skin production. So much stuff they can make skins for but they release like 3 a year +--- 635114371 +The tracks for their trailers slaps as always +https://youtu.be/tzvwfQoE3ww [Embed] +--- 635114517 +>>635104291 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tk260d77lqw [Embed] +--- 635115081 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mU6DOcZ28o [Embed] +--- 635115689 +>>635104291 +>you ask Yuuka how can creationism be real when there's a bunch of literal beacons extending to heaven +--- 635116312 +>>635115689 +more like +>Yuuka when Sensei admits to buying 50 new model kits +--- 635116547 +>>635102846 (OP) +--- 635117039 +i wish chibis were real +--- 635117429 +>new event for jp is actually a secret P5 collab +It's over. +EoS soon... +--- 635117472 +>>635117408 +leg sex + +sex with legs +--- 635118067 +>>635117429 +but bwo.... gwanbwue survived the purse owner curse... +--- 635118174 +>>635102846 (OP) +just started playing a couple days ago and it sure sucks to hit a progression wall and not have much to do in game other than painfully slow level up +--- 635118385 +>>635105430 +>>635105556 +Always funny how easy to spot people that don't go to /bag/. Where is this supposed hostility you're talking about? Sure as shit isn't on /bag/. I've never not gotten a simple answer for any questions I have. +--- 635118619 +>>635117408 +Nooooo my only weakness! +--- 635118621 +>>635118385 +/bag/ isn't some secret club. Everyone can see for themselves. +--- 635119098 +>>635118174 +--- 635119142 +>>635118174 +Focus on clearing missions so you can level up your cafe. Did you reroll your account at all? +--- 635119321 +>>635119098 +i can't beat this fuck as well yeah +>>635119142 +no i didn't bother with rerolls and i can't progress the main/hard stuff right now +--- 635119328 +>mission 15-3H +>3 separate blue teams +--- 635119439 +>>635107027 +what is so good about Shizuko swimsuit? +--- 635119507 +>>635119321 +Protip: in PvE most enemies (except students in Hard stages) do Normal damage, which is 100% against all armor types. So you only need to match the enemy armor type with your attack. Your tank, however, can be any color, since they're not there to do damage. Tsubaki is a very strong tank, possibly the best one in the game, provided you invest some in her defensive equipment. You can use her for those pesky blue stages, where enemies do a fuckton of damage. +--- 635119564 +>>635119439 +AoE repositioning and fat, long-lasting shields for the entire party. +--- 635119579 +>>635119321 +If you're getting stuck that early you might have a really weak roster. +--- 635119625 +>>635119507 +well i did read about all the basics, just really not much i can do right now other than level up a bit daily while waiting for some interesting banner +--- 635119650 +>>635119328 +I just did that one yesterday. I only have 5 blue strikers, so I 3-starred it in two attempts. First, I S-ranked everything with my blue team (just barely). Then I did the turn count star. You can use your yellow team to fight that rank 2 enemy next to the middle spawn point, don't even have to S-rank it. And the top spawn doesn't have to fight anyone. If you're doing 2-run strat, then you can just leave them there after boosting your main party towards the boss. +--- 635119794 +>>635117408 +>pantyhose>bare legs>stockings +--- 635119806 +>>635119579 +you tell me how bad it is +--- 635119809 +>>635119439 +sex +--- 635119917 +>>635119809 +You're only saying this because the png doesn't talk. +--- 635119976 +>REALLY want the upcoming New Year limited banner units +>But people keep telling me to just go for Himari +I have 15k pyros at the moment, and I'm afraid that I wont be able to guarantee all three banners. Should I just skip on Himari and pray I get her in the NY banner? Shun is currently my only 3* +--- 635119985 +>>635119806 +That's not the worst. You have Hibiki. Momoi and Akari are good for clearing as well. +--- 635120071 +>>635119976 +Himari is core, BUT she's not limited, unlike those NY units. +Do you consider yourself a lucky man? +--- 635120136 +>>635118385 +/bag/ doesn't answer questions and rarely talks about the game, it's just "SEXOOOOO", "my wife" and scatposting. +--- 635120182 +>>635120136 +Can confirm. +--- 635120186 +>>635120071 +>Do you consider yourself a lucky man? +I do generally get the units I want when playing gachas, most of the time in the first couple of pulls. If I REALLY want a unit, then I get shit luck and have to pity them though +--- 635120771 +>>635120136 +Wait for Goz and then you'll get game discussion. Kind of hard to discuss anything when we're in a dead week. +--- 635120776 +>>635119806 +Pretty bad. Hibiki is going to be carrying you through a lot of red content early on at least. +--- 635120836 +>>635120771 +>Wait for Goz +Or you can just watch 6 month old youtube videos. +--- 635120920 +>>635120836 +Are you dumb? How is it even possible to miss the point this hard? +--- 635120947 +>>635120920 +The point is - you don't have to go to /bag/. +--- 635120997 +>>635120947 +Why come to this thread then by that logic? Better yet go to reddit. +--- 635121158 +>>635106075 +I don't understand the story-important limiteds like Mika and Wakamo. Seasonals make sense but why regular girls? +--- 635121195 +>>635120771 +Not really. There's always newcomers learning the ropes discussing all the current content. But /bag/ is hostile to that. It only talks about the latest content and only for a handful of threads before it reverts to coomers fluffing coomers. +--- 635121279 +>>635121158 +You said it. They're big shots in-universe and in the story events. (But then again so are plenty of other student council members, but they're non-limited weaklings gameplay-wise) +--- 635121401 +>>635121195 +Again this supposed hostility doesn't exist. One post from a new player asking for tips will always take the entire attention of the general with like 5-10 replies giving long and detailed explanations. It's literally no different than how threads on /v/ go when giving advice and yet people for some reason have this stigma against it. If you want advice as a new player and there's no thread up and you don't want to make one, go to /bag/ and you'll get an answer. +--- 635121437 +pube wife +--- 635121562 +>>635121195 +>>635121401 +There's no hostility per se, but newfag posts will just get ignored and buried under ritualposting, hornyposting and lots and lots of scat spam. +--- 635121679 +>>635121401 +>One post from a new player asking for tips will always take the entire attention of the general with like 5-10 replies giving long and detailed explanations +Lol no, 9/10 times there's not a single reply and half the time when there is it's only mocking the asker. I've been on /bag/ for the last month and a half you can't bullshit me. +--- 635121685 +Really hoping I don't have to spark for Yuuka. I have 60k saved up but I want to roll for Himari and NY units too. And then there's Mika... +--- 635121751 +>>635121437 +/bag/ tier post +--- 635121850 +>>635121562 +/bag/ just moves way too fast these days. Still amazes me that it manages to beat /gig/ is speed a lot of the time. + +>>635121679 +I doubt that cause I'm always in /bag/ and I will literally always personally give advice whenever I see anyone asking and I see questions with 10+ replies every other day. If you've been there for over a month and don't get any advice, forgive me for saying I don't believe you. +--- 635122120 +>>635102846 (OP) +--- 635122168 +>>635121850 +>every other day +You have like 20 threads a day. One question getting noticed "every other day" spells out how little you discuss or answer. But I'm not gonna argue with you. Anyone can go and see for themselves. I'm sure they'll discover a community that is happy to engage with new players. +--- 635122309 +>>635122168 +>You have like 20 threads a day. One question getting noticed "every other day" spells out how little you discuss or answer. +Unlike /v/ most people on /bag/ are old players so there simply isn't as many questions being asked in the first place. There's not many that slip through the cracks. Though sure, it's a redundant point of contention considering we're in a thread right now if anyone wants to ask anything and I never thought of convincing you of anything. Just other people who see this and might want some tips when there isn't a thread up. +--- 635122352 +>>635119650 +I just spread my blues around and turned off battle skip. Might be where I stop doing hard missions for now though. I don't feel like manually clearing each mob. +--- 635122427 +>>635122352 +>turned off battle skip +If you were 3-starring hard missions with battle skip on up until 15 you must be way overleveled. +--- 635122530 +>>635122309 +>simply isn't as many questions being asked +You ignore them. +--- 635122631 +>>635119976 +Praying to get spooked by a character you skipped never works +--- 635122674 +>>635122530 +I thought you weren't arguing? Stop it. +--- 635122943 +>>635122427 +I'm catching up because of the 2x event. +--- 635123148 +>>635122674 +I'm resentful. I tried to like your general. I hate it. +--- 635123298 +Please look at this pic. I love it very much. Thank you for your attention. +--- 635123348 +>>635102846 (OP) +Will she replace that stupid redditssex meme already? +--- 635123584 +>>635123537 +F diff --git a/v/635104051.txt b/v/635104051.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..f4001955719238270b9d9bf80cf0b1078bcab84d --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635104051.txt @@ -0,0 +1,598 @@ +----- +--- 635104051 +What is she so happy about, /v/? +--- 635104484 +>>635104051 (OP) +We know why +--- 635105101 +She's happy cause even though Andrew has broken free form quarantine and could easily run away from her, especially as they're both on the run, he's still chosen to stay with her +--- 635105454 +Ok you shills got me to click the thread by sheer posting volume. Now redpill me on this shit or i will filter you forever +--- 635105535 +>>635104051 (OP) +sus trashcan +--- 635105572 +>>635105454 +It's just a kinda witty and fun short visual novel/puzzle game. The puzzles are toddler level though, most people play it for the writing/incest subplot. Bit of a coomer game but was honestly pretty enjoyable. +--- 635105716 +>>635105454 +>rpgmaker game +>you switch between playing andy and leyley +>trapped within a quarantined apartment complex with wardens paroling in order to insure no escape +>only cure is braping +>need to steal beans from the other quarantined neighbors +>play a button mash game to build up gas and timing sequence to let loose your brown winds into each other's throats +Rather gross game really. I was initially interested in the incest talk I've been seeing in prior threads. It's a psyops though of gaslighting anons trying to get more people into their degenerate fetish. Don't play +--- 635105774 +>>635104484 +Hot. +Is this modded? +--- 635105809 +>>635105572 +Not a coomer game at all, any eroticism is projected onto the game by the audience since it's subtle but has that plausible deniability +--- 635105978 +>>>/vg/ +--- 635106895 +>>635105978 +There's always a fag like this in ANY thread that actually talks about games. It doesn't just happen to us, Coffinbros. These people are mentally ill. +--- 635107616 +>>635106895 +They basically just want /v/ to be a QoS tranny board. /trash/ isn't good enough for them +--- 635107712 +sorry anons i cant be assed to put any more work on this +https://files.catbox.moe/0oqeap.png +--- 635107931 +>>635107712 +Nice work, and putting the tongue back in the mouth would make it even better, less silly and less autistic +--- 635108076 +>>635105497 +Thanks +--- 635108457 +>>635107712 +nice +looks good anon + +also is Andrew covering his face? +--- 635108532 +>>635105716 +Now that you mention your depraved fetish, the cultist's bathroom did have so much shit that Ashley refused to go in. +--- 635108539 +>>635108457 +its supposed to be that, yes, i was going to lower his arm but then i would have had to draw ashleys crotch, and thats just more effort +--- 635108764 +>>635107712 +I think the lineart was better. Here's what I reckon: draw a real scruffy outline without inking, and then colour it. It'll look look raw which is erotic honestly +--- 635108835 +>>635108764 +>The lineart was better +The sketching I mean +--- 635108879 +>>635104051 (OP) +She now has exclusive ownership of her precious big brother and his cock. He is stuck with her forevermore. Of course she's happy. +--- 635109209 +>>635104051 (OP) +He pussed out on choking the life out of her. +--- 635109272 +my favorite thing about video game is the incest +--- 635109438 +>>635108764 +its a combination of varying thickness in the lines, not properly cleaning them, and line confidence issues, its definitely fixable, i just wont do it +--- 635109496 +>>635109438 +Can you give us the pre-ink at least? +--- 635109552 +This game made me realize I don't have an incest fetish, rather I have "crazy possessive short haired brunette with firm titties" fetish +--- 635109689 +>>635109496 +i dont know which verison you want, its either the one posted here or the sketch, never made another one +--- 635109697 +>>635104484 +needs Ashley snarkily replying that it's Andrew's job to finish quickly (he has great endurance) +--- 635109729 +>>635109272 +I got some game recs for you then: +>Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon and the Blade of Light +>Fire Emblem Gaiden +>Fire Emblem: Mystery of the Emblem +>Fire Emblem: Genealogy of the Holy War +>Fire Emblem: Thracia 776 +>Fire Emblem: The Binding Blade +>Fire Emblem (GBA) +>Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones +>Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance +>Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn +>Fire Emblem Awakening +>Fire Emblem Fates +>Fire Emblem: Three Houses +>Fire Emblem Engage +--- 635110637 +>>635110061 +part 2 in a gorillion years +--- 635110749 +>>635109272 +--- 635110773 +>>635109729 +Most FE games barely have incest. Of those the only ones with actual incest are Genealogy, Sacred Stones and maybe Fates +--- 635111023 +>>635110749 +Give them more kids +--- 635111127 +if the game was actually good it would let me choose any name for Andrew +--- 635111224 +>>635110773 +Awakening has cousin, aunt/nephew and uncle/niece incest. +The english translation censored the cousin incest but forgot about the other ones. +Still inferior to FE8 and FE4 incest though. Especially 4. +--- 635111227 +>>635110773 +Is Sacred Stones IMOUTOPUSSY or ONEESANPUSSY +--- 635111353 +>>635111127 +>Thuuuuuurman~ +>Thurman~ +>...........Thur~ +--- 635111426 +>>635111127 +honestly, that's the hottest part of the game for me, seeing them so close to eachother, you can only imagine the next step of her teasing +--- 635111458 +>>635111227 +Sacred Stones is Twin(Imouto) pussy. +--- 635111502 +>>635111127 +That's dumb. He's his own person, not just some self-insert. He isn't even the protagonist. +--- 635111574 +>>635111224 +Oh right, I forgot there are some technically incestual pairings in it, and mods to uncensor Lucina/Owain too. Still they're not acknowledged outside of that pairing since they just have the same dialogue as if those two children weren't related. +>>635111227 +The better kind (imouto) +--- 635111757 +>>635111574 +I dunno, although imouto-twin have a history of better stories, I think that Onee-twin has more potential for gap moe as they try and fail to act like a proper older sister. +--- 635112049 +https://files.catbox.moe/p0k3ii.mp4 +____ Love! +--- 635112057 +>>635111502 +>not just some self-insert +he is literally the creators self-inserting tho +--- 635112102 +>>635112057 +>he is literally the creators self-inserting tho +Ashley is the self-insert character. +--- 635112114 +>>635111353 +>Jamaaaaaal +>Jamal +>Jammy +--- 635112150 +>>635112102 +no way fag +--- 635112175 +>>635111458 +TWUSSSYYYYYY!!!!! Twincest is THE wincest +--- 635112205 +>>635112150 +>>635112057 +Incest is a fetish that primarily appeals to women, as it is generally a romantic and love based fetish along with the taboo. This is especially apparent if you check any erotica written porn sites, where incest is always the biggest genre. Women are the primarily consumers of this kind of thing, liking erotica and romance novels. +Even in this game it is obvious in its female appeal. The protagonist isn't the brother, it is the sister. The brother is portrayed in a manner that has lots of female appeal too, hitting lots of the things you'd typically see +>Dark haired and broody +>Standoffish but devoted +>Dangerous but not really to you +>Tough but tender +Lots of the action is typical female appeal stuff too, like when he starts to choke his sister (you) but relents before he actually hurts her because he loves her. They cuddle in the same bed, talk about romantic deaths and there's even a Kabedon. All stuff that would not be out of place in a shoujo manga. The game is obviously a female fantasy. +--- 635112220 +>>635111757 +>try and fail to act like a proper older sister +Need +NEED +--- 635112306 +>>635112205 +cringe dude +should of used the time to finish your phd +--- 635112349 +>>635112175 +Stop liking evil women(twins). +--- 635112359 +>>635112205 +>The game is obviously a female fantasy. +What does that make of me, as a bloke who loves this shit? Am I a sub? +--- 635112431 +>>635104051 (OP) +"Moon and Star I have need of you, I am in a debacle, a pickle if you will. Somehow I, Dagoth Ur (the god) have been transported from Dagoth Ur (the building) to what I assume is a domicile in some filthy, primitive Imperial City. Normally I would have no trouble simply casting black magics to return myself to Red Mountain, but somehow I cannot, my magic does not respond to my eldritch touch. Moreso Nerevar, I am not alone. I am stuck here with a human woman named “Ashley” Nerevar and let me tell you, I haven’t been this confounded since my first days in the High Council. She doesn’t listen to me Nerevar, she keeps talking about “our” parents abandoning us in this place and speaks jealously of past lovers I have never had. Yesterday she called the services of a shop 40 times and no food was delivered, then proceeded to argue with some man on the other side of the home’s barricaded entrance for some minutes. She began to argue with me as if I were another person, then went to bed, muttering darkly under her breath about “hussies”. Nerevar I am terrified, as you know with my iron body, silver tongue, and sharp wits I should have no problem arguing with a mongrel dog of the Empire, but this woman is too much for me. What’s more, we’re starving, Moon and Star, there isn’t a drop of food here, not even a grain of salt rice, at this point, I’d even eat raw moon sugar, even if it makes me enter a state akin to a Redguard N’wah, Ashley has already started making comments about cannibalism, and I’m almost sure she’s not joking. Normally I’d just eat her alive like with the old rituals Nerevar, but she’s kind of bad though, as the young Ash vampires say nowadays. Our neighbor is an Imperial occultist and he blasts that stupid N’wah music at all hours while trying to do his shoddy rituals constructed in a manner akin to an Argonian’s attempts at writing. Please come get me Nerevar I’m scared." +--- 635112457 +>>635112431 +I read destroy the tribunal as destroy the liberal +--- 635112461 +>>635112359 +Yes +--- 635112474 +>>635112205 +ok, but I dont give a fuck about what women think +I want a hot abusive sis and I want it now +--- 635112490 +>>635111127 +Why is Ashley like this +--- 635112507 +>>635112220 +Well there is Futaba-san Chi no Kyoudai. Unfinished and forever-haitus though. +There is also Futago Complex, though that is actually an imouto-twin that insists she is an onee-twin and tries to act like one, but ends up failing at it. +--- 635112565 +>>635112490 +thats insanely hot +--- 635112604 +>>635112349 +>that answer +LMFAO +--- 635112629 +>>635112431 +Read The Poison Song. +Acquire Dagoth Incest +https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Morrowind:Poison_Song +--- 635112918 +Andrew has had to do things, things he's not proud of, to get this money so that he and his sister can eat... +--- 635113031 +>>635112918 +>Andrew has had to do things +Like opening up an Onlyfans account. +--- 635113207 +>>635113031 +pic related is his highest paying simp +--- 635113428 +>>635113207 +damn whos that hottie +--- 635113601 +>>635112490 +GIWTWM +--- 635113658 +>>635113031 +>Now Andrew hear me out, we're both smoking hot pieces of ass, Andy, we've both got major sex appeal, there's a lot of people out there that would pay big bucks to see our supple cheeks Andrew, I need you to put these pink pastel stockings on and wear these cat ears Andy, we're going to make you a star, now get in front of this camera here on the couch, by the way there's a guy I want you to meet... +--- 635114443 +>>635113658 +Like she'd let anyone other than herself touch Andy. +--- 635114826 +>>635104051 (OP) +Ashley stockings for the sirs +--- 635116067 +>>635114919 +Nonsense, Ashley will kill all outcest perpetrators for committing racemixing. The only BBC she wants is Big Brother Cock. +--- 635116486 +>>635114826 +how can this girl be so cute and sexy at the same time? +--- 635117425 +>>635116486 +because she's evil +--- 635117993 +>>635116067 +Ashley subjecting Andrew to her long winded tirades about blood libels, demographic replacement theories, racial crime statistics and disproportionate representation in media and government office! +--- 635118042 +>>635116486 +It's a sign that she's evil. +When something is too good to be true, it usually is. +--- 635118421 +>>635118042 +Well it's good enough for me because I love evil women and I do not want to fix them. +--- 635119223 +>>635118421 +I want to make them worse +--- 635119552 +yep, it's indieslop time. +--- 635119593 +>>635119552 +excuse me sir this is not a pizza tower thread +--- 635119640 +>>635119593 +all indie games are slop im going to go play some generic anime game on my psvita +--- 635120038 +>>635111426 +andy killing himself. i hope he does in at least one of the endings, if this is a multi-ending game. +--- 635120094 +dev updated the game's itch.io page with new art +--- 635120237 +>>635120094 +Oh boy last names, we've hit the big time +--- 635120305 +>>635107712 +Aw man, it was so promissing... +--- 635120331 +>>635120094 +>Graves +BRAVO KOJIMA +--- 635120409 +>>635120094 +>Graves +LMAO +--- 635120478 +>>635120094 +>Andrew +>Exists +That made me kek. +--- 635120498 +>>635120094 +>Graves +YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS +--- 635120524 +>>635104051 (OP) +Incest +--- 635120540 +>>635120094 +The Steam page has a devlog. +https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900/view/3698060718589151855 +--- 635120641 +>>635120540 +Ah shit, we actually are getting new stuff. +--- 635120647 +>>635120540 +So much win +--- 635120709 +>>635120540 +NO FUCKING WAAAAAY +AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH +WE WWON +WE WON +INKYINK BTFO FOREVER +--- 635120719 +>>635120647 +Coffinbros we are so fucking back. +--- 635120739 +>>635109272 +Never understood this fetish, probably because I have 3 little sisters. They're annoying little chimp snot-noses, not sexy at all. In fact my taste in women is women who look exact opposite of my sisters because of spending my childhood with those 3 spoiled brats. +--- 635120775 +>>635120647 +>>635120709 +Dupes trigger me. +--- 635120784 +>>635120647 +>>635120709 +--- 635120798 +>>635118042 +Evil girls are for making each other worse. +--- 635120808 +>>635120641 +sunglasses dude lurking in the background + +>>635120647 +kek +--- 635120857 +>>635120540 +More demon things confirmed. +--- 635120903 +>>635120739 +Sister and Brother incest would primarily appeal appeals to a sister with a brother or a brother with a sister. This makes sense, because those are the only people that can actually engage in sister/brother incest. +--- 635120909 +>>635120857 +Hey look, more meat! +--- 635120919 +>>635120094 +>Graves +Really, nigga? +--- 635120967 +>>635120094 +>Graves. +Maybe a little too much on the nose? +--- 635120990 +>>635120967 +Too much on the nose is perfect for this game. +--- 635121009 +>getting to play as Ashley and Andrew +>more 'questionable' bonding +>at least one happy ending + +nice +--- 635121040 +>>635120094 +>Graves +That's some Myspace tier name, like Kiki Cannibal or Jessi Slaughter. +--- 635121079 +>>635120094 +>exists +--- 635121119 +>>635121009 +Is the steam demo identical to the itch.io gamejam version? +--- 635121197 +>>635121119 +I think it's the exact same thing. +--- 635121275 +>>635120540 +>In the full game you play as both Ashley and Andrew, as they maneuver the situation they've gotten themselves into. +--- 635121319 +Full game will probably be paid, which means I ain't gonna be affording to play it. Hope Manly revisits it, otherwise I'll be mighty bummed over being left out of the fun in post-release coffin threads. +--- 635121364 +>>635120647 +>>635120709 +>She's still saving herself +Guess whom for. +--- 635121365 +>>635120540 +>In the full game you play as both Ashley and Andrew, as they maneuver the situation they've gotten themselves into. +Sex and birthing minigames confirmed. +--- 635121371 +>>635121009 +The only thing that I question is the +>More... cannibalism +Why? +--- 635121429 +>>635121319 +>Full game will probably be paid, which means I ain't gonna be affording to play it +Jack-in-a-castle was $6.00, you can't afford that? +--- 635121432 +>>635121319 +This shit aint gonna have denuvo in it +--- 635121458 +>>635121371 +They barely have any money and cultists are quite tasty, so why not? +--- 635121484 +>>635121432 +Not to mention the itch.io version +--- 635121503 +>>635120094 +Graves?! +--- 635121612 +>>635121319 +Seriously doubt they'll implement Denuvo. +--- 635121643 +>>635120331 +>WERR ROOK HERE GAIJIN +>THEY ARE CARRED ANDUREW AND ASHREY GRAVESO +>BECAUSE THEY PUTTO PEOPLE IN THEIR GRAVES +>DID YOU RIKE IT? +--- 635121708 +>>635121429 +I'm from Thirdworldistan, my last month's paycheck was a wee over 200 bucks, nevermind that I had to quit me job for now. 6 dollrydooblerinooroobles for a light VN is a bite in the ass. +--- 635121767 +>>635121524 +That's a very weird 'toss. +--- 635121806 +>>635121708 +anon what's your account +I will literally gift you a copy when the game comes out +--- 635121848 +>>635121319 +Eat shit you fucking South American monkey. +--- 635121891 +>>635121708 +See >>635121848 +--- 635121930 +>>635121708 +>>635121319 +I forgot that zoomers literally have no idea how to pirate. +--- 635121931 +>>635120647 +>>635120709 +She's just teasing him again! +This doesn't mean anything! +--- 635121993 +>>635121708 +>last months paycheck was 200 bucks +lol lmao i earn shit in the states and I make double what you make in a bad week +--- 635122050 +>>635120647 +>>635120709 +How will the hussies ever recover? +--- 635122051 +>new shit dropped +>internet is out so I can only phonepost +I can't even post a fucking reaction for how angry I am right now. +--- 635122159 +>>635122051 +nice cum +--- 635122193 +>>635121931 +>t. +--- 635122256 +>>635122159 +Thanks, I made it myself. +--- 635122267 +>>635120094 +>Andrew +>Exists +I sure hope we don't get a twist ending where Ashley doesn't really exist. +--- 635122274 +>>635120094 +>age difference +aren't they fucking twins?? +--- 635122302 +>>635122050 +*muffled screaming* +--- 635122304 +>>635122274 +No? +--- 635122362 +>>635122274 +No you fucking retard they have never been twins. They look alike because they are siblings. Your siblings would look like you too if your mother wasnt a ten cent whore working the fucking backroads of rural Kentucky. +--- 635122364 +Isn't the game free? +Why do I have to pay on itch? +--- 635122373 +>>635121848 +>>635121891 +I'm whiter than you thoughever perhance. +--- 635122394 +>>635122274 +He was an older brother the entire time, in case you missed it. +--- 635122407 +>>635122274 +No, they were never twins. +The dev said weeks ago that Andy is 22 and Ashley is 20. +It is obvious in the game too from their behavior and that he was bigger than her as a child, since pre-pubescent kids would be the same size. +--- 635122447 +>>635122373 +Wrong. I am Norwegian and never leave my home. The Arctic wishes it was as white as I am. +--- 635122454 +>>635122364 +>Isn't the game free? +>Why do I have to pay on itch? +It is free. +It is a "pay what you want" scenario, you can choose to pay nothing for the demo. +When the full game comes out, it will likely be pay only if you don't wanna just pirate it. +--- 635122507 +>>635122362 +KEK +--- 635122719 +>>635122454 +>pirating andy & leyley +You have to be a special kind of faggot to pirate this game when full release drops. +"We liked your concept enough to have daily threads praising it, but not enough to pay for your mcdouble." +--- 635122791 +>>635122719 +Couldn't agree more. I'll happily pay for this game and spit in disgust knowing there'll be dickheads on this thread that will still pirate it anyway. +--- 635122797 +Andrew will never have sex, he'll die pure. +Ashley wills it. +--- 635122865 +>>635122797 +>Andrew will never have sex, he'll die pure. +>I'm not celibate you know +--- 635122896 +>>635121930 +It's impossible to live in Thirdworldistan and NOT know how to steal digital property, but I've my doubts on it being efficiently pirated any time soon after release given its niche appeal. +>>635121993 +It's not a very rich life, but you gotta make do with what you have. +>>635121806 +Sharing your steam profile on the Russian drone piloting enthusiast forum has got to be a pretty unwise thing to do. But then again, I'm not exactly of sound mind myself. https://steamcommunity.com/id/SilverWraith/ +Few months from now when I'm on my meds again I'll regret allowing myself to stoop to accepting handouts like a limp-wristed faggot, but right now I might as well financially capitalize on that clouded noggin before the shame gets a chance to set it. Thanks, lad, I may sound like an ungrateful retard, but I do appreciate even the thought alone. +--- 635122897 +>>635122797 +He had girlfriends for some time before Ashley bullied them out and in his own words he is "not celibate". Pretty sure he already did it, which triggers Ashley to no end, just read her comments during her freak up over the lady. +--- 635122965 +>>635122719 +>>635122791 +If you want people to tolerate your incessant shilling threads then at least have the decency not to say stupid shit like that +--- 635122968 +>>635122447 +Post hand, nordcuck, before I report you to your government for browsing a nazi website. +--- 635123036 +>>635122797 +Nonsense, Ashley will consult the blackened creatures of the screaming void on the edge of the world to restore Andrew's virginity in exchange for the blood of infants on a harvest moon. Those hussies took it away from her, it should have been hers and hers alone! +--- 635123043 +>>635122965 +Shill these nuts. +--- 635123118 +>>635112629 +Am reading it now and damn this is good. +--- 635123163 +>>635122968 +No bully. +--- 635123310 +>>635122965 +Hey buddy I think you got the wrong board, the BBC worship club is >>>/pol/ +--- 635123345 +>>635123163 +Here's mine. +--- 635123474 +>>635122896 +I'm serious +I sent you a friend request so I won't forget +--- 635123554 +I never got the appeal of VNs like nigga just read a book? It's more than likely going to have a better story. +--- 635123567 +>>635123310 +>Not worshiping Andrew's Big Brother Cock +--- 635123593 +>>635123554 +Um... Who asked? +--- 635123597 +>>635123554 +but does it have pictures of cute girls? +--- 635123673 +>>635123597 +No but you might get descriptions of cute girls from time to time. diff --git a/v/635104520.txt b/v/635104520.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..26e8ddf168bb9203ce073688a001ea43df071eb7 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635104520.txt @@ -0,0 +1,644 @@ +----- +--- 635104520 +>eidos montreal with new parent +>new deus ex confirmed in the works + +Will it finish the Jensen story, or will they leave that hanging and start something new? + +And how much VRAM will I need? +--- 635104630 +Twenty bucks says Jensen gets a young female sidekick and the game ends with him dying and her being set up as the hero of the series. +--- 635104648 +I rather they just not make anymore DE games and do something else unrelated to this IP. +--- 635104854 +>>635104630 +He’s had like two of those now +--- 635105169 +>>635104630 +but jensen already died at panchea and you're a clone with implanted memories in mankind divided +--- 635105184 +>>635105169 +fuck off illuminati, you won't gaslight me +--- 635105661 +>>635104520 (OP) +I'm willing to bet they'd stick with Jensen as long as there's still time for prequels. Mankind Divided left too many things open and they were obviously going to make more with him. +--- 635105703 +>montreal +you mean the pozz capital of the world + +no thanks nigger +--- 635105704 +>>635104520 (OP) +Jensen is too hot in MK I prefer slightly ratty HR Jensen. +--- 635105729 +>>635105184 +No it's unironically canon +--- 635105871 +I just don't get the point of these newer games. The first Deus Ex at least had a reason to exist, but the rest of them? Let's just say I'll just stick to CDPR for this type of content if I want it. +--- 635106198 +>>635105871 +nudx has a much more grounded and realistic cyberpunk exploration than CP77 imo. Also its systems actually have some depth and payoff. +--- 635106216 +>>635104520 (OP) +Final Jensen game that connects directly to the original Deus Ex, then a Deus Ex remake. +--- 635107247 +>>635105871 +Throw a dart at an assorted stack of Deus Ex games and whatever you hit will have more impactful, rewarding systems and a more compelling world than CP2077. +--- 635107465 +>>635105169 +Already confirmed that you’re not a clone. The clone is the backup plan that the illuminati talk about during their cutscenes in MD. +--- 635107494 +>>635104520 (OP) +Give me a Deus Ex VR game +--- 635107546 +>>635106216 +This. /thread. +--- 635107615 +>>635104520 (OP) +The lead writer of the new deus ex games Mary deMarle left to go work on Mass Effect 4 so the writing on new Deus Ex might be worse. +--- 635107636 +>>635104520 (OP) +10GB VRAM minimum +16GB VRAM recommended + +it will support path tracing btw +--- 635108127 +>>635107465 +Confirmed by what? Sarif implies Jensen's a clone. Eliza does too. There is a clone in the VersaLife vault. Jensen can't account for time after Panchea, or his experimental augs. Auzenne's interrogation of Jensen in Missing Link also seems to be a test of implanted memories since there's implied inconsistency in Jensen's retelling and she tells him "it's important how you remember it." +I think the evidence is pretty strong, and I think the next game is going to start with Jensen meeting Janus (Volkard), getting a switch turned on by the illuminati to go berserk and kill him, and then getting reset (as a contrivance to relevel augs again). +--- 635108227 +>>635104520 (OP) +By the time it cones out it'll have been close to a decade since MD so im not hopeful it'll pick up where they left off +--- 635108308 +>>635106216 +I don't even want to think about how soulless a DX remake would be. +--- 635108409 +>>635104648 +Good thing no one cares what you think. +--- 635108412 +it's the only franchise I care about getting a new game + +even with its issues I had a blast playing mankind divided +--- 635110708 +>>635108227 +>so im not hopeful it'll pick up where they left off +They could just set it like a decade later with older Jensen, and tie it more into DX1 +--- 635111175 +>>635104630 +they already planted the seeds for that in MD HL2 style with little miss #BLM over here +--- 635111608 +>>635110708 + MD dropped the ball narratively in putting so much focus on the rather ho hum boring terrorist bomber focus in the main plot. Recently gone through the nuexes the aug "incident" in gameplay was just some annoying aug zombies at the end of HR panchea level. In lore terms however it was absolutely near apocalyptic. + + Something like 89% of all augs over the world died after going berserk which in itself left behind tens of millions of corpses coupled with whom they killed. More then WW2 kileld. Dubai, which in MD is just a tutorial mission, leaves the impression it is some abandoned hotel with mummified corpses in the city. No, the entire city is like the hotel, a post apoc where almost all of the inhabitants died and now scavengers/smugglers like the Djinn group use to hide out in the ruins. + + Having a smaller tutorial hub set in Dubai driving home how devastating frenzyed augs were and then followed with a second hub in nightime (red queen) Prague, the best of its three versions, would have made sense why they were so forcefully hounded and rounded up. Czechs alone lost their head of state when his auged bodyguard frenzied and drove the limo into the river killing them both. Also avoided annoying comparisons to (at the time) current political outrage like east euros blocking the rapeugee tide in 2015. Would also bridge the gap between DX1 on why mech augs were such a rare sight there +--- 635111632 +>>635108227 +There's not much they really need to pick up right where it left off since it was left pretty vague. Jensen is just doing anti-terrorism stuff for Interpol, the Illuminati has the psychiatrist spying on him and they're just doing stuff in the shadows until Bog Page eventually turns against them, but the biggest thing is to give the whole Aug stuff closure since it's not really even there by the time Deus Ex 1 takes place. Maybe they'll touch on the 2030 Earthquake that sinks half of North America. +--- 635111856 +>>635104520 (OP) +They'll finish his story and tie it to JC with post credits cutscene that hints towards a remake of the first game +--- 635111882 +>>635104520 (OP) +what do you mean new parent? +--- 635111929 +>>635111175 +AH FUCK NO!! Just leave it as Jensen ffs +--- 635111963 +>>635105871 +CDPR is shit compared to this fuck off back to poland +--- 635111995 +>>635107494 +Mankind Divided has a VR mode for a couple scenes +not really worth getting the headset out for though +--- 635112037 +>>635107615 +FFS is news on this game continually going to get worse? Next you're gonna say the music guy is going to be different too and music was an integral part of the game +--- 635112061 +>>635104520 (OP) +>new deus ex confirmed in the works +please tell me you are telling the truth i really want them to continue off the cliffhanger they left us on +--- 635112092 +>>635104630 +imagine a really cool female JC Denton +it would be so based bros +--- 635112096 +>>635108308 +HR wasn't soulless, MD either +but they lost a lot of people +nu-DX would be a lot of pozzed zoomer devs +--- 635112101 +>>635107615 +I am afraid of that but i want to believe +--- 635112156 +>>635111882 +I think his dad remarried +--- 635112274 +>>635112092 +yah it'd be wicked to play as a female character in a new deus ex game. +--- 635112282 +>>635111995 +i ran it with vorpx. had some visual glitches but perfectly playable with suprisingly small system strain +--- 635112323 +Continuing with Adam Jensen would tie the game down too much +They should start fresh so they can tackle the problems coming up in the real world, AI etc + +making it about adam, the story will be distracted and up its own ass too much to explore ideas +--- 635112335 +>>635112274 +no +--- 635112380 +>>635112274 +>>635112092 +>>635112061 +embracer shills pls +--- 635112395 +>>635106198 +Maybe, still. An unpleasant story with a scarce amount interesting conspiratorial commentary, poor world building +>>635107247 +More impactful, yes. With the general gaming community. But I also never want to play them again. I'll play CP77 though, any day. I can actually toy with it, it's like a less annoying version of EYE Divine Cybermancy. +>>635111963 +Strongly disagree +--- 635112418 +>>635107494 +you can run the existing ones in VR with some tinkering like costum resolutions and forcing functional anti aliasing in HR +--- 635112541 +>>635104520 (OP) + +Just make something new already instead of flogging a dead corpse +--- 635112549 +>>635112395 +I wish DX had more of a Bethesda feel, open world, NPCs living around you. But its so story driven that'd probably be impossible. But I wish it was a little looser +--- 635112593 +did anyone do Nvidia Remix on the original yet? +--- 635112631 +I barely remember a goddamn thing about Mankind Divided other than + +>it was pretty +>that retarded clone Adam theory that showcased just how little anons payed attention to the story - which I don't blame them for desu this is a slow; meh burn +>NOT MY SARIF +>DLC where you fight not-Arapaio +>it was the game that made me realize I could no longer keep using AMD cards, optimization is dead, and I had to ditch a Fury X for a 1080 ti because this shit was unplayable at launch + +It was just so forgettable outside of the tweest at the end, you never leave Prague, and it felt like the hub world for the first act stretched WAY too fucking thin, because otherwise, I'm glad instead of dumbing HR down, it was basically just a facelift, I just wish it was on a game that really needed an "episode 1" somewhere in the title +--- 635112753 +>>635104520 (OP) +Human Revolution happens in four years bros. +Is your body ready? +--- 635112846 +>>635112631 +i'm still using a fury X. +--- 635112879 +>>635112753 +sorry i won't take your chip +--- 635112891 +>>635111175 +You can mount TWO skullguns in that nose +--- 635112894 +>>635112631 +before replaying it I still remembered the church of the machinegod but had completely forgotten it was tied to the le heckin bomber. Also aug ghetto city simply for the aesthetics + +the prague opera house turned into mobster den with stripper drug parties + + True, it needed another different auxilirary hub to splice it up like Dubai. Kind of like how Detroit and Hengsha +--- 635112971 +>>635112753 + I WANT AN ASS GUN +--- 635113002 +>>635104520 (OP) +I hope it's Jensen's sequel. As flawed as the prequels get, i'd rather have that than the current industry touching their grubby hands over the original game. +--- 635113015 +>>635112631 +I remember how fucked up the shadows on my R9 380 became, and I was thinking it was some strange stylization. +Then I switched to 1080 and realized it was just fucked up. +--- 635113090 +Nobody cares about divided ant it was a shitty unfinished bomb so they either handwave it off or reboot. +--- 635113104 +Should start fresh given how long it's been since Mankind came out. That way there's no continuity baggage, and they can focus on a new contained setup. +--- 635113149 +>>635108308 +No swimming or poison resistance skills. +It doesn't take a year for the reticle to shrink down if you're unskilled in weapons. You only get a minor recoil reduction or equally minor qol than anything drastic. +A terrible mini game for lockpicking and hacking. +God awful press x for awesome takedowns instead of even a basic melee system +JC Denton is expressive instead of being deadpan. +The palest skin color will still be Asian~Hispanic yellow at best. +Female JC Denton will be ugly no matter what. +Instead of a relatively grounded future with people being dressed normally in shirts and pants with the occasional agent in Matrix-wear here and there. we will have exotic fashion nonsense from Jensen series. +--- 635113154 +>>635104520 (OP) +Woke Deus ex, can't wait. +--- 635113190 +MD was the first game for me where I learned just how much can a publisher meddling fuck a game up. +--- 635113228 +>>635113154 +that was mankind divided +--- 635113229 +>>635104520 (OP) +You know it's 2023 right? + +If they are making one, the protagonist will be a black women with a massive hologram afro and nostrils the size of manho..peoplehole covers. +--- 635113257 +>>635113228 +If you thought that was woke, you're about 6 years behind the times. Trump put that shit into overdrive and turned the left into radical terrorists. +--- 635113303 +>>635111175 +That bitch damn near made me turn off the game volume +--- 635113363 +>>635113229 +Her ass is augmented. +--- 635113383 +I don't want another game where the central conflict is transhumanism/augments as a stand-in for classism/racism or whatever is the hot topic of today. I have had fucking enough by the end of Human Revolution. +--- 635113457 +>>635104520 (OP) +It's really fucking funny that no matter how often it's shown that western culture cannot continue things people like in modern times they still think they can. This time will surely be different! +--- 635113474 +just play this fan game if you want more dos ex +--- 635113509 +>>635112096 +I enjoyed HR and MD but if we're talking about soul, the writing in both of those games was often lacking it, especially MD. The reason the original Deus Ex is enduringly popular is because it has a truly soulful story with memorable characters, quotable lines, and interesting ideas that are clearly communicated. +--- 635113584 +>>635113383 +The SJW shit was too much for me in mankind divided couldn't finish the game +--- 635113646 +>>635113474 +Nihilum was better +--- 635113656 +>>635112753 +My body is ready +--- 635113751 +>>635111175 +She cute. +--- 635113880 +No shot they're able to write a decent script, the games get softer and more pozzed with each iteration. +--- 635113948 +>>635108127 +>Volkard +What makes you think that guy is Janus? Good theory overall though, it would make the start of the game exciting.// +--- 635113982 +>>635113509 +millennial corporate focus group writing will not permit anything above surface level "x good y bad" baby tier """philosophy"'"" to take place +--- 635113985 +>>635113880 +>implying the original Deus Ex had good writing kek +--- 635114018 +>>635104520 (OP) +I thought the clone jensen and implanted memory stuff might have made for a worthwhile sequel hook but it's been so long that that I don't know if you can reestablish some obscure background thing like that, does anyone even remember what happened in the main plot of MD at this point? +--- 635114032 +>>635113383 +The plot would be about people being forced to carry some blockchain ID thing to verify they're not AI or something and deepfakes everywhere like the newsreaded girl. The main bad guy would be the agency holding your consciousness in a vault so that they can keep uploading it into new robot bodies when you die, oh and it turns out that half of the people have chips for brains like it's Gunnm +--- 635114034 +>>635113985 +Yes. +--- 635114080 +>>635113985 +It did though? It's eclectic and endearing and a lot of the concepts and themes are more relevant than ever +--- 635114104 +>>635113985 +There are so many quotable lines but it's hard to say how much was deliberate. +--- 635114213 +>>635112631 +If you dont think the clone theory is legit, then you are the one who wasnt paying attention +--- 635114261 +>>635114018 +>anyone even remember what happened in the main plot of MD at this point? +bomb make big boom boom? +--- 635114405 +>>635105871 +>I'll just stick to CDPR for this type of content if I want it +Well, you do you. +https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=QU-db73BAFI [Embed] +--- 635114495 +>>635111175 +>that fucking mug +>ADAM! THE RACISM! not 2 minutes into gameplay +I'm expecting the sequel to inevitably bomb a 2nd time due to the same horseshit that's shoved in by lunatics. +--- 635114523 +>>635114213 +He's not a clone, he didn't die after the intro level, he was comatose/deactivated and got a bunch of Illuminati augs jammed into him during sleepytime, the very first goddamn mission when you wake up post-intro involves finding out these strange new augs are conflicting with Sarif's augs, HACKERMAN spells it out +--- 635114656 +>>635114032 +too creative. Not enough room to squeeze in (gender)identity disorder analogies +--- 635114908 +Honestly everyone chimping out due to politics and racism shit shoved into the new game is forgetting they really need to pull this one off without any hassle like MD did thanks to publishers meddling in, sure there are slight elements of it in HR and MD but compared to any other games which are actually pozzed its by comparison fine, i don't understand the muh racism = augs = omg its pozzed, i feel like this would be natural if it happened irl. ( its still retarded but much less so compared to other ''pozzed'' games ) +--- 635114985 +>>635114656 +Hey when some guy is holding your brain in a crypto farm, what's stopping them from putting your consciousness in a robot body that's the wrong gender?? +--- 635115057 +>>635113509 +Jensen is way cooler and has more SOVL reddit Denton +--- 635115095 +>>635104630 +>get mad about this hypothetical scenario I made up +No +--- 635115228 +>>635115057 +I wouldn't call him reddit but i do prefer Jensen myself since i rather play as some character already rather than self inserting NPC. +--- 635116202 +>>635104520 (OP) +This dude got cloned so many times, a female batch wouldnt be a suprise +--- 635116328 +>>635114018 +>what happened in the main plot of MD +A terrorist blew up a train station and Adam finds and deletes them. +Some mildly more interesting shit developed in the background so people parroted about how the game wasn't a full game or did not have an ending like morons. +--- 635116476 +>>635114908 +The complaints make no sense. +First cyberpunk is supposed to be a shithole so having some SJW stuff is on par with the job. +Second, the SJW stuff is explained in the game as largely controlled agitprop by glowniggers and other conspirators. The anons raging about it simply saw "augs lives matter" banner in the advertising and a neon hair girl and dropped it after one hour before any of this is learned exploring Prague. +Third the SJW is barely there and within the context of the above political shitshow. The only exception I remember is the glownigger chief being a faggot. +--- 635116479 +>>635104520 (OP) +>>635111632 +>>635112323 + +These. The story is/was going absolutely nowhere. +--- 635116764 +>>635112096 +>aug lives matter! +>aug lives matter!! +>AUG LIVES MATTER!!! +>hol up izzat a problematic topic? in my vag... video games?! +Yeah, the remake is going to be in-fucking-credible. +--- 635117008 +>>635116476 +Yeah this if you take the time to explore shit you find out its not just muh forced ideology but people have short attention span which i guess its why immersive sims are usually not worth the profit sadly. +--- 635117023 +>>635104520 (OP) +It better have a VR mode, would be perfect for desu sex +--- 635117267 +>>635114908 +You have to remember that MD was made in 2016, while it wasn't the height of the violence during the summer of Floyd, it was definitely when BLM retardation came to the forefront. +--- 635117276 +I don't want to play MD again +but I do at the same time +Fuck +--- 635117342 +>>635112092 +You can play a female JC Denton in this Deus Ex Mod. +It is integrated in the Revision Mod as well. +>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdhJsfCCnvw&ab_channel=LayDDentonProject [Embed] +--- 635117363 +>>635104520 (OP) +I think the best solution would be to focus on an new character, set the game after Mankind Divided but before the original and finish Jensen's story through the new story. Has him as an important NPC or story character but make the focus of the story on something else. +--- 635117448 +>>635112631 +I know that a RTX 2080 Super can not run it on Ultra in 3440x1440. +I will see if a RTX 4080 can. +You can tell the release was rushed because it had great visuals but was not optimized. +--- 635117604 +>>635117267 +if they pozz deus ex it goes against everything and means the "parent" company op is talking about is already gay asf and I wont be playing and neither will a lot of people, the great thing about HR and MD was that it was set specific to that world and they didnt make a big deal about current day politics and was more fantasy because of the sci fi politics +--- 635118115 +>>635117267 +it was released in 2016 +--- 635118170 +>>635117267 +i never heard about BLM till floyd which was years later +--- 635118264 +Hopefully it will be good, but I doubt. +--- 635118275 +>>635117363 +I guess that could work but still, everyone really wants Jensen back for the ride so hopefully they won't do this as most of the games which go this way are often meh +--- 635118293 +>>635118170 +https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-64150722 + + +Black Lives Matter Secretly Bought a $6 Million House Allies and critics alike have questioned where the organization’s money has gone. +>https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2022/04/black-lives-matter-6-million-dollar-house.html +--- 635118342 +>>635118170 +Floydd was a major criminal he almost killed a pregnant woman while robbing her and was high asf on fentynl when they detained him +--- 635118349 +>>635105871 +isnt cyberpunk just a ripoff of the actual board game +--- 635118391 +>>635113474 +>pidorahacracy +Пoшeл нaхyй гoвнoeд +--- 635118398 +>>635118349 +its pretty bad, there's no real context to it, something like deus ex built the world magnificently down to every detail +--- 635118463 +>>635104648 +You got your wish, go play Shadow of the Tomb Raider and Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy, and let everyone else enjoy Deus Ex. +--- 635118579 +>>635104648 +Fuck off then you clearly arent the market for this game you probably think walking simulators like TLOU and God of war are Games, fuck outta here faggot +--- 635118596 +>>635112096 +They didn't lose many people, only the art director and writer, the first a great loss, and the latter of which the replacement for seems superior. +--- 635118646 +>Mankind Divided is pozz- +--- 635118758 +>>635118170 +There was a first round of BLM protests related to the 2016 elections and I don't remember which ghetto in the US erupted in chaos. It wasn't close to as big as fentanyl floyd but it did make international news for a few days. +--- 635118795 +>>635118646 +yeah +--- 635118808 +>>635104630 +O MY FUCKING GOD +--- 635118828 +>>635118795 +>glowie is gay +based +--- 635118879 +>>635118795 +--- 635118890 +>>635111175 +>little miss #BLM +The only connection between DXMD and BLM is that both involved a coordinated mainstream media campaign to drum up an activist movement so that their numbers would swell, attempting to increase the likelihood of them becoming terrorists and rioters, leading into a race war that you could use to divide the populace against itself. ARC isn't related to BLM because of human rights or oppression. It's related to it because of the riots and the news media's lies and manipulation. +--- 635118950 +>>635114495 +>ADAM! THE RACISM! not 2 minutes into gameplay +Literally every NPC talks about nothing else, I don't see how that's a strike against her specifically. +--- 635119002 +>>635117342 +it's not very good, even by mod standards. +--- 635119103 +>>635118795 +>bioluminescents are faggots +>gives you an opportunity to let him die +Yep, based. +--- 635119114 +>>635119024 +--- 635119156 +>>635108127 +sarif is a clone as well +--- 635119190 +>>635104520 (OP) +What a shame. +--- 635119218 +>>635119190 +--- 635119249 +>>635119114 +>Stayin' Alive +--- 635119356 +If you used any augs, you didn't beat the game :^) +--- 635119453 +>>635107615 +Or better. +The real problem is that Jonathan Jacques-baguette-- the art director isn't at Eidos anymore, and McCann doesn't want to write cyberpunk music anymore for some reason. If it's going to be Jensen Ex 3 then I dunno what the fuck they're going to do without those two, it won't feel the same. +--- 635119464 +>>635119024 +C'MON AND SLAM +AND WELCOME TO THE JAM +--- 635119541 +>>635119218 +You talkin' to me? +--- 635119601 +>>635118342 +oh i know i don't have a doubt about it +--- 635119648 +didd eye.............innterupt somting, ginseng +--- 635119649 +>>635118293 +Yeah know this lol, anyone retarded enough to donate to those niggers deserved to get scammed +--- 635119798 +>>635119024 +kek +--- 635119837 +>>635114405 +is there a single publicly traded company not partially owned by esg at this point? +snoy, microsoft AND nintendo all have like, 7% of their shares directly owned by blackrock, if not more +only valve is immune for now +--- 635119856 +>>635117604 +>They didn't make a big deal about current day politics +The anti aug shit in MD is directly about BLM. Reminds me of that retard who is in charge of nu star trek saying something along the lines of "good scifi says something about the present day" that's what these people unironically believe so they think shoving BLM into the game was an amazing choice and great writing. +--- 635119920 +>>635105169 +They cloned Jensen, both your still the original in the MD. +--- 635119924 +>>635119453 +MD already had a different art director and a couple of other composers who were fine anyway. +--- 635119960 +>>635119541 +--- 635119968 +>>635119924 +>MD already had a different art director +and i hated it, fucking goofy models with massive heads +--- 635120014 +>>635104630 +She has to be black. It's unacceptable if she is Brazilian. She has to be full darkness and a rich heritage from some mud tribe in Africa. +--- 635120039 +>>635119648 +--- 635120073 +>>635119924 +I mean, I certainly won't complain if they get Ed Harrison to write the whole OST. But that's unlikely. +--- 635120080 +>>635120039 +>tfw got called a gandhi +i didn't have nukes at my disposal +--- 635120256 +>>635119114 +--- 635120316 +>>635119968 +HR characters looked goofy as well, but that has more to do with character designers than art directors. +--- 635120384 +>>635120316 +>chad sarif ever looking goofy +nope +--- 635120405 +>>635119960 +--- 635120416 +>>635120039 +I'm pretty sure Attila didn't use killing fields. Did he even own any castles? +--- 635120559 +>>635120405 +--- 635120626 +>>635120405 +I'm not big into books. +--- 635120721 +>>635115228 +While Denton's monotone was meant to be better for self-insert it had the opposite effect of making him more his own character. Jensen is fine, the VA has a very characteristic voice that helps, but as a character I find Jensen rather lacking. +--- 635120904 +>>635120559 +>>635120626 +You've got ten seconds to beat it before I add you to the list of NSF casualties. +--- 635121181 +>>635119856 +Ironically though ingame the whole anti aug movement is a co-opted front. + +Huh, just like BLM... +--- 635121290 +>>635104630 +If she's hot then it might be ok. +--- 635121336 +>>635112092 +JC ''thicc'' Denton. +--- 635121389 +>>635112092 +--- 635121561 +>>635120721 +I think the weirdest part about Jensen is that he canonically chose the "fuck you guys I'm going to blow it up" ending. +--- 635121823 +>>635119920 +Nah it makes no sense. +>has a big memory gap about whatever happened at the end/right after the first game +>has different, top secret augmentations that Sarif didn't put in his body +>different hair color +>what happened to his face scars? +>basically works as an Illuminati sleeper agent without even realizing it + +He's a clone +--- 635121881 +>>635104520 (OP) +Should be Jensen meeting Paul Denton or the NSF. +--- 635122003 +>>635121823 +It would have been really interesting to see how a third game would have played the sleeper agent/clone stuff. What choices would have helped you resist whatever end game "trigger" would have affected you, and how many people would have failed it on the first playthrough. +--- 635122176 +>>635112631 +>that retarded clone Adam theory that showcased just how little anons payed attention to the story - which I don't blame them for desu this is a slow; meh burn +>I barely remember a thing so I'm going to call the canon clone ending out as fan schizo theory +rope +--- 635122338 +>>635120014 +>She has to be black. It's unacceptable if she is black +??? +--- 635122462 +>>635121881 +I hope that it will show how the NSF came to be, we know from some conversations in DE how the NSF BTFO the US Military in the north-west(Seattle a possible location for Jensen to explore?), It will probably tie-in the statue bombing by Silhouette and UNATCO at the end of the game as well and show glimpses of how MJ12 rose to power and how the Illuminati fell apart. And yes we might get glimpses of how the nano-augmentation program began (Young Paul Denton or Walton Simons?) definitely see more of Bob Page. +--- 635122479 +>>635120014 +>>635104630 +>im mad at things that havent happened yet +your existence is miserable and you should promptly end it post haste. +--- 635123208 +>>635107615 +The game is gonna be worked on by people(zoom zooms or millenials who never played old PC games) who never played any of the games except maybe HR or MD. Nobody who played the original game or respects the original game is gonna be working on it. +--- 635123629 +>>635123208 +This is just the reality of videogame development anon. +It's far more indepth than big budget movie development, and far more indepth than just an author writing a book. +It's impossible for a videogame company to remain the same for 20 years. +A directors style, trends can stay the same, or invoke the same feeling, same shooting style, etc for a movie. James Cameron can still release James Cameron kino 20 years down the line and it feels like a James Cameron movie. A Quentin Tarantino movie. etc. +A videogame can't do that. It's just not possible for all the different parts to do that, have that much hands on control. +Development cycle is too long, too much money being invested into it by boardmembers intervening. +You can't buy DLC at a movie theatre, they can't just pause the movie and ask "DO YOU WANT OPTIONAL GODSLAYER MC ARMOR" so that's standards, expectations etc. +The DLC in a movie theatre is 14 dollars popcorn. + +Videogames and the medium is the problem here. +--- 635123631 +>>635122176 +>>635114213 +Still waiting for a reply +>>635114523 +--- 635123653 +>>635111175 +>secret org fighting for the greater good +>can't opt out of it +>have to deal with the brazilian monkey the entire game +>every street cop is a nigger or a tranny despite being eastern slav land +>girl boss after girl boss +>finally meet AI waifu again +>she tells you to fuck off and stop miss gendering her +>illuminati are now rightoits instead of globohomo +>every dude is le evil +>every w*man you met is a dindu +0/10 wouldn't play again diff --git a/v/635104682.txt b/v/635104682.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..fe042c78d1868cb7b0d3d9920fe7e0b54331e0d8 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635104682.txt @@ -0,0 +1,371 @@ +----- +--- 635104682 +Well the sadistic chick is back, now she's torturing cats apparently. +https://youtu.be/4GUy7HAUqCE [Embed] + +Who's next? Any guesses? +What date? We pretty much 100% predicted Lili +What animal will they have, will Drag get a bear named Peacekeeper? +--- 635104831 +Bros... will it be back..? +--- 635104935 +they ruined lili +--- 635105025 +>>635104935 +Retard. She never looked better +--- 635105063 +>>635104886 +Still has her sidestep +--- 635105069 +>>635105025 +I mean, she looks better than 7, but this isn't her best look. Maybe the hair will look better in person. People say compressed videos don't do the game justice. +--- 635105153 +>>635105069 +It’s not even just that, YouTube is just horrible at artifacting hair, you can look it up +--- 635105193 +Never forget +--- 635105503 +So far so good, no surprises whatsoever though +--- 635105745 +Wake me up when Bryan gets revealed +--- 635105967 +>>635105745 +How can you possibly like dogs of this type and Bryan at the same time? What kind of madness is this? +--- 635106021 +>>635105967 +What would Bryan do to that fish? +--- 635106079 +>>635104682 (OP) +>will Drag get a bear named Peacekeeper? +Does Namco want to get cancelled? +--- 635106368 +>>635105503 +I personally think next one is going to be male, because 4 out of 5 last reveals were female. +Bryan in a USA event probably +--- 635106510 +AI is going to devour us all +--- 635106976 +>>635106640 → +Because that pic depicts a villainous female character with a literal snake necklace. Characters like that use their sexuality to achieve their goals. Whore of babel, think Cersei from game of thrones +--- 635107193 +>>635105063 +Those boots + thigh highs give me rumble roses vibes for some reason. Probably the first new Tekken design I'm really in love with. +--- 635107272 +>>635107193 +What the fuck is rumble roses? +--- 635107391 +Yeah, she'll be kicking Leroy's ass only in marketing videos. +--- 635107403 +>>635104682 (OP) +Woke trash +--- 635107501 +What is a man? +--- 635107528 +>>635107403 +It's been explained million times already that this is what the character would wear and it has nothing to do with censorship. +Fuck right off +--- 635107537 +>>635106976 +Cope it was made for teenage boys to oogle over +--- 635107653 +>>635107528 +Yeah right, keep believing those lies +--- 635107670 +>>635107272 +One of the best wrestling games made. +--- 635107679 +>>635107537 +You have no real retort i see. I accept your concession then +--- 635107704 +>>635107528 +She's been in the series for almost 20 years and wore panties in every other entry. Stop coping or shilling. +--- 635107875 +Man I hope Steve is next. I'd hope for AK but he's most likely DLC. +--- 635107963 +>>635104831 +Lolno, she can't even have panties under her default dress anymore. +--- 635108035 +>>635105503 +Leo made base arcade roster in 7, probably gonna be launch this time around +--- 635108047 +>>635107704 +By that you mean her p2 outfit from tk5 gives pantyshots. Because default in t7 didn't, her default in t5 and t6 also didn't, her default is the green one with pants. +The old white one will definitely still be in the game, but it was never anything else than just the devs perving. Just because they're trying to be more true to the characters that doesn't mean it's censoring. +--- 635108234 +>>635108047 +lmao +--- 635108350 +LIL NIGGA SAID TEKKEN 8 AINT CENSORED +HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA +--- 635108374 +>>635105503 +>Akuma +>Base roster +Fucking lol +--- 635108416 +>>635104682 (OP) +Crazy bitch killed Forest... +--- 635108417 +>>635105503 +I think Lucky or Eliza have good odds of being in the base roster because Harada is Harada. +--- 635108498 +>coming from a very poor family +>her father got killed by fen +>gets continuously provoked by lili which comes from a rich family +Still getting hates I see. Is there anyone who don't treat Asuka like shit? +--- 635108553 +>>635108234 +Are all the people arguing for this idiots? +Because obviously the white dress is still going to be in the game, how can this possibly considered censorship? +--- 635108570 +>>635107403 +Say it again. I'm sure it'll make you less of a faggot the millionth time you say it. +--- 635108796 +>>635108553 +Calling out faggotry is board culture and many jap devs are being faggots. The shorts are distracting looks like shit in motion. +--- 635108926 +>>635108796 +>he shorts are distracting looks like shit in motion. +Well Lili certainly would dress like that +So SHOULD the main outfit be the extension of the character's personality, or should it be for the fans? Or which combination of the two, which balance? +--- 635109175 +>>635105967 +Some of the nicest people you'll meet will play the most asshole characters in the most asshole way. +And Bryan's just fun to play. Something about having access to his entire movelist at any given time without being locked behind stances or crouching etc. +--- 635109189 +>>635107963 +Did anyone ever tell you that you’re an idiot? +Rhetorical question btw +--- 635109331 +>>635109175 +>Some of the nicest people you'll meet will play the most asshole characters in the most asshole way. +I plead guilty. In any game, if there's a way to screw other players over, I WILL do it, despite the fact I'm not at all like that IRL and will gladly help people at work and so on +--- 635109726 +>>635106021 +You already know the answer, anon... +--- 635109860 +>>635109726 +What did HE do with the fish? +--- 635109927 +>>635105503 +Isn't Jaycee supposed to make base roster this time around? +--- 635109979 +>>635106021 +The Fisherman's Slam +--- 635110414 +God that cat is ugly +--- 635110692 +>>635105063 +Bow down +--- 635111292 +>>635105473 +--- 635111306 +>>635105503 +>ganryu +>dead +harada will put him in just to spite everyone +--- 635111421 +Do not OPEN for spoilers who's next. +--- 635111441 +the game looks fine but it's hard to be excited knowing how hard they're butchering the gameplay +--- 635111542 +BRING BACK BRUCE +--- 635111565 +>>635110181 +It looks like they just waltzed into a crime scene +--- 635111585 +>>635108350 +We've literally seen other female characters wearing panties in the game, its possible that some of the other costumes for Lili have that +--- 635111631 +>>635105503 +Forest Law isn't dead. He's just redundant. +--- 635111682 +>>635111441 +Aris said the gameplay actually felt really good when they let him try it, that the trailers are awful and don't do it justice +--- 635111683 +>>635104682 (OP) +Did Max post his reaction yet? +--- 635111694 +Trash character +--- 635111760 +>>635111565 +You mean the cat waltzed in while the retard just ran after him/her? +--- 635111787 +>>635104935 +The fuck you talking about? +>>Better face model +>>Better outfit +>>Dare I say even the voice acting sounds better +Her original outfit is still the best, but she's everyway an upgrade from T7 +--- 635111816 +>Lili gets to New York +>First thing she does is beat up black shit-bull owner +B +A +S +A +D +O +--- 635111868 +>>635111682 +that's cool I guess, but I've watched unedited match footage and I really think it looks terrible. it doesn't help that there are constant cutscenes, slo-mo, angle changes, etc +--- 635111871 +>>635111631 +Sorry he got killed by the crazy bitch >>635108416 +--- 635111901 +>>635108350 +end of an era +--- 635111932 +Dragunov soon? +--- 635112016 +>>635104935 +gay +--- 635112329 +>>635111901 +--- 635112687 +>>635111682 +>>635111441 +Not that anon but I feel the same dread from watching the trailers. I sure hope Aris knows what he's talking about. + +I like the idea they're trying to intensify the game play so the korean-style players aren't pulling a Mayweather every match, but new system really dampens that martial art aesthetic +--- 635112843 +>>635108416 +kwab +--- 635112952 +>>635112329 +i thought i was the only one to remember this. they cut this out of tekken 6. it was weird because hwoarang and lili were teaming up and hwoarang was whooping devil jins ass single handedly for no reason. i enjoyed it as hwoarang fan but not surprised it was taken out. +--- 635113615 +>>635113472 +>Bob Burger +did he retire and start up a fast food joint? +--- 635114238 +Never forget +--- 635114489 +>>635111901 +There's nothing wrong with a rich old Japanese man evolving his Leroy fetish. Preorder now to partake in the progress. +--- 635114554 +>>635104682 (OP) +>thigh-high stockings +>better dress +>actually good face +They finally made Lili sexy again. Only thing I don't like is the shorts but that can be fixed. +--- 635114947 +>>635114554 +>They finally made Lili sexy again +She's the sharp sexy not the slutty sexy too. Very nice. +--- 635115281 +if akuma is in t8 base roster and not in sf6 I'm logging into my Minecraft server and killing everyone +--- 635115705 +>>635104682 (OP) +next is gonna be alisa and dragunov +--- 635115726 +Good thing they fixed her face, in Tekken 7 was so weird, her hair too, and her dress was awful, good thing that you can change to her classic costume in online matches. +--- 635116058 +>>635115705 +What about Kuma/Panda? +--- 635116209 +>>635116058 +What about them? +--- 635116440 +>>635116209 +They should be next. Too many serious characters. +--- 635116784 +>>635116440 +>Too many serious characters +--- 635117374 +>>635116440 +>Too many serious characters. +tranime fans... +--- 635117447 +>>635116440 +Asuka and Lili have been joke characters since tekken6 +the bears will be revealed alongside a more popular character (likely Josie) +--- 635117526 +>>635116440 +>Too many serious characters. +Lill isn't serious +--- 635117578 +>>635116440 +You probably think Law and Paul are serious characters. +--- 635117621 +>>635111306 +Of course, Lili needs her husband +--- 635118221 +>>635107403 +>Outfit designer personally sought out by Harada, a woman that exclusively draws beautiful women in beautiful dresses with no qualms about nudity +>sad cunts still calling it woke because they prefer panties to bloomers or short shorts + +Can't make this shit up lmao. Like calling Avril Lavignes costume designer woke because she made her wear socks one day. It's literally the /v/ who cried wolf +--- 635118246 +Imagine getting cucked by your father/grandfather +--- 635118269 +>>635118221 +Its weird especially because Nina flashes panties in her trailer no problem so I think this is actual design decision. +--- 635118410 +>>635118269 +Nina is a cold blooded assassin, she doesn't care about showing skin, in fact it can distract the opponent possibly. +People misrepresent Lili a lot, but she isn't supposed to be villainous in any shape or form, she's supposed to be a naive and sheltered girl that acts like a bigshot but is fundamentally a sweet girl. +--- 635118417 +>>635118269 +It absolutely is. Jasmin Darnell no memes literally just draws frilly panties and cute as hell women and has a gumroad package about how to draw breasts, she knows more about how to draw women than most men and /v/ trying to call Lilis outfit woke because they can't see panties is high brow psychosis +--- 635118583 +So far the female characters look boring to me. Better than the street fighter trannies of course but somehow I expected a bit more. The males just look so much richer with personality it's unreal. +--- 635118584 +>>635118410 +Incel vibes, moral alignment has nothing to do with sexuality. What kind of repressed child thinks "sexy = evil" + +Josie is a big fat dumb retard and has her ass cheeks out all the time +--- 635118687 +I don't care about the censorship because I'm just glad she's here, and mods will fix it anyway. +--- 635118784 +Alisa WHEN + +Btw, we havent got any new character in the game, right? +--- 635118839 +>>635118584 +>moral alignment has nothing to do with sexuality. +Of course it does. You said incel vibes, but you literally exposed yourself as a leftoid. Good girls don't to flash panties left and right, they don't walk around naked. It's a corrupted quality. + +>What kind of repressed child thinks "sexy = evil" +It can be sexy without being evil. Don't know where did you get that from. +--- 635118856 +I still find it a bit strange that King's trailer is leading in views. And it was really nice to see Jun get so much love, I've sorely missed her since Tag 2. But I'm still waiting on Bryan. +--- 635119157 +>>635118584 +>moral alignment has nothing to do with sexuality +So are you a whore or a cuck? +--- 635119189 +>>635118856 +I mean, he's one of the most popular and recognisable Tekken characters. Arguably one of the most recognisable fighting game characters in general. +--- 635119336 +>>635118687 +Harada already has promised coomer outfits. +--- 635119567 +>>635119336 +Do the coomer outfits provide upskirt panty shots? +Well, doesn't matter. If not, mods will fix it. If so, then less work I have to do. +If +--- 635119637 +>>635119567 +There are different kind of coomer outfits, some will provide it, some not. Bikini outfits will probably be in as well. +--- 635120028 +>>635119567 +I don't even care but has anyone told you that you're a degenerate? Absolutely unironically. +--- 635122536 +Her outfit looks good, such a shame Asuka's outfit looks like trash. +--- 635122639 +>>635105503 +The base-to-DLC ratio seems skewed, in the end the DLCs and the guests were, what, less than 25% of the 7 roster? +--- 635123290 +>>635122639 +I think the game is gonna last very long and sell shittone, as a result it's gonna have many many seasons and characters added +--- 635123430 +>>635123290 +If that happens then I guess I could see characters like Christie (she wasn't present in the tier list I used) returning, surely there isn't just one Capoeira style in the world. +--- 635123636 +>>635109175 +I play Lili and I'm an asshole. The "well, there's no rule against spamming this low frame almost unblockable attack continuously, is there?"-kind + +I've absolutely ruined everyone's lunch break league of MK11 at work by spamming the 7frames Liu Kang startup kick combo till they all just quit + +Loved doing it, MK is shit diff --git a/v/635104928.txt b/v/635104928.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..c310699ab4372db25e46f9ed30b3a6c375db6848 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635104928.txt @@ -0,0 +1,330 @@ +----- +--- 635104928 +XCI WHEN XCI WHEN XCI WHEN XCI WHEN XCI WHEN XCI WHEN XCI WHEN XCI WHEN XCI WHEN XCI WHEN XCI WHEN XCI WHEN +--- 635104998 +>>635104928 (OP) +At best it'll dump a week before release. I hate impatient faggots like you. +--- 635105185 +>>635104998 +that's the worst scenario, at best it can dump any time from now until release +my personal bet is 10 days before release +--- 635105324 +people still use xcis? aren't nsps objectively better? +--- 635105417 +>>635105324 +what's the diff? +--- 635105459 +>>635105417 +nsps are plug and play, xci you gotta fuck around with them to get them to work +--- 635105604 +>>635105459 +physical dumps are XCIs. AFTER they leak they can be converted via tools to the eshop installable format, nsp +--- 635105750 +>>635104928 (OP) +Kill yourself faggot +--- 635105785 +>>635104928 (OP) +Give it at least another few days +--- 635105891 +Anything worth emulating, already beaten Three Houses and Engage? I tried Animal Crossing but I got bored, don't like last Pokemon. +--- 635105973 +The only reason I care about the leak is to spoil everything and spam the fuck out of them in this board. Because Zelda is trash. And the millions who buy it deserve the leak. +--- 635105980 +>>635105891 +Metroid Dread +SMT V for another JRPG +--- 635106058 +>>635105973 +faggot I still have to play the first one, give me a damn good reason to stay off this board +--- 635106180 +>>635105891 +Origami King if you care about music and fun writing. Monster Hunter Sunbreak if you care about gameplay. +--- 635106181 +>>635105973 +Millions don't browse this board lol. You'll be doing basically nothing. +--- 635106182 +>>635104928 (OP) +5 hours +--- 635106205 +>>635105973 +Same +--- 635106225 +I wonder why PC players wants to play Nintendo games so badly even after trashing them constantly. It's strange. +Dunno why people aren't looking as much forward for Playstation game ports or such. Nintendo games always seem to be popular even when people keep calling them peepee poopoo. Why would people want to emulate bad games so much? That is why BotW discussion especially always confused me when lots of PC bros kept both calling it bad while posting screenshots of them emulating and modding it. +Are we gonna get same thing now with TotK? I know at least that there is gonna be 6 years of poopflinging about it which makes me preemptively sad +--- 635106276 +>>635106225 +Because making tendies seethe is fun and they take it the worst +--- 635106292 +test +--- 635106314 +>>635105973 +I care about it because I want to see my husband again sooner, I despise Nintendo otherwise, and I want to see my husband again. That's really it. + +>>635106225 +As much as I hate Nintendo, I have to admit that their games are generally still the best in the industry at the moment. They're worse than they use to be, but you can usually pirate a game and atleast come out of it with a potentially positive experience. You can't say that with the majority of developers today. +--- 635106341 +>>635106225 +The Switch is underpowered as fuck so a lot of people are eager to run the games at a higher resolution + framerate and use filters to fix the washed out look. +--- 635106384 +>>635106181 +It will spread to other sites. + +Once the match is lit. + +The gasoline will spread the fire. +--- 635106413 +Wait at least a week, retard. +--- 635106443 +>>635106225 +Blah blah blah people just want to play the game with a decent resolution and framerate. Even hardcore tendies I know had already caved after showing them 4k scaled BotW with graphics packs. +--- 635106445 +>>635106276 +you and I both know that everyone here is a false flagging faggot and any reaction to anything isn't genuine +--- 635106484 +>>635106445 +You can always tell when the tendies are genuinely upset, they write seethe that hits different +Besides it’s fun either way +--- 635106520 +>>635106225 +> wonder why PC players wants to play Nintendo games so badly even after trashing them constantly. It's strange. +I trash Nintendo's hardware, not their games. +Didn't read the rest. +--- 635106531 +>>635106225 +We'll be lucky if TotK runs well without glitches or missing visuals in emulators before launch. I'm just going to install it to my Switch and continue on PC when the bugs are ironed out. +--- 635106549 +>>635106225 +Same would happen with ps4 or 5 but there is no hope for an emulator. DS2 or FF16 would be good contenders for spoiling. +--- 635106575 +>>635105973 +>>635106058 +>>635106205 +Literally spoil what? "There are enemies!!!" "There's a thing over here!!!" "You beat Ganon at the end!!!" +Are you expecting some epic twisting narrative? If it's anything like BOTW, do you seriously think you can spoil *every* little encounter? +--- 635106607 +>>635105973 +>>635106384 +>Ganondorf is THE BAD GUY +No fucking way... +--- 635106654 +>>635106575 +"Hookshot is in X" would break the internet. +--- 635106701 +>>635106276 +Oh +I think consolewars are a bit silly, and primarily getting enjoyment from making other people mad or sad is not good in my opinion. +But to each their own. + +>>635106314 +>>635106341 +>>635106443 +Fair enough, fair enough. +Still I dunno why the games people call shit before launching and after gets emulated so much by people who keeps calling them shit. It feels like part of other PC gaymers have taken the consolewar attitude when it comes to vidya discussion and such. The first people I replied is a good example. +My PC is pretty poop so I won't be emulating it, but I hope people at least have fun with TotK. Enjoying your life is important, especially in a way that isn't about seeking to make others miserable. +--- 635106710 +>>635106654 +Did you miss the part where you have a power to climb entire mountains in an instant now? Or you can make helicopters? Or fly rocks? +--- 635106832 +>>635106575 +>>635106607 +Reverse psychology isn't gonna work. + +I'm going to spoil everything. + +Every + +Little + +Tidbit + +And I've got my switch and PC hacked at the ready. +--- 635106901 +>>635106710 +>send rock flying across the map +>hookshot it +>retract hookshot and glide +It's stylish, will make players feel good, and incorporates a beloved Zelda item. The existence of the hookshot would be big just for flavor. +--- 635106921 +>>635104928 (OP) +DENUVO +E +N +U +V +O +--- 635106946 +>>635106832 +Alright, give it your best. +--- 635106982 +>>635106832 +The thing is, I don't think there is a single thing that you could spoil that would ruin the game for me. +I played BoTW 3 years after release on CEMU and everything was still new to me. +I'm still gonna play ToTK on Ryujinx when it leaks mind you. +--- 635107034 +>>635106832 +oh man you're gonna spoil that link and zelda win and ganondorf is banished forever +oh wait there might be an epic plot twist and ganondorf joins the good guys and they banish demise instead or some shit +who cares zelda story is a joke +--- 635107182 +>>635106901 +Does the UI even have the capacity for a traversal item like that or would it just be a zeldaphone app +--- 635107314 +>>635106946 +>>635106982 +>>635107034 +And the best thing about this is? + +You guys are gonna help me. You're gonna be so curious about something in the map, or the items, or that one npc quest. + +And I'll do it all. And you're gonna take screenshots and videos. And brag to your friends about the leaks. And post them wherever to make others seethe because you got the info here. + +And it all starts with one person. Just one copy out there in the wild. Getting leaked. + +and I'm going to enjoy playing the game. +--- 635107675 +>>635105459 +The fuck are you talking about just use awoo +--- 635107810 +>>635107182 +Combine an arrow with a winch? +--- 635107812 +>>635107314 +I don't read reddit spaced posts but take my gold fellow redditor! +--- 635108046 +>>635106901 +Yeah because boomerangs are definitely the best thing about BotW and not just a wasted weapon slot +--- 635108323 +>>635107812 +Thanks! Happy cake day! +--- 635108908 +>>635105417 +XCI are a images of the contents of the cartridge, including all the files, title,package , firmware and more. + +NSP is just the package that gets installed on the switch , all games are nsp, xci are cartridge dumps only +--- 635109046 +They are making a Xenoblade Chronicles I ? +--- 635109397 +>>635106832 +I hope you spoil every faggot on this site while I will play the game unspoiled in silence. +--- 635109408 +>>635105459 +retard you can install xci directly to the switch even over usb +--- 635109741 +I am waiting for MegaMerge mod which combines BOTW and the new one into a single massive game. +--- 635109924 +>>635106058 +That must be fucked. I was thinking about the amount of people who probably decided right now to play BotW before TotK releases. I can imagine them burning out after having to traverse the same fucking map again. +--- 635109945 +>>635105973 +>>Zelda is trash +>Jumps through hoops to download the game early and play it to the end anyway +--- 635109963 +STOP + +STEALING + +GAMES +--- 635110021 +Spoilers it's just zelda but with copious amounts of NTR everywhere +--- 635110043 +>>635109924 +It's not the same map you retard +--- 635110132 +I hope we get day 1 nude mods too. +--- 635110139 +>>635110043 +Look I get it, some of you played all of Mario 64 at least 700 billion times to get a world record, so this doesn't bother you. +--- 635110335 +I had a dream I was playing Tears of the Kingdom last night... +--- 635110407 +>>635104928 (OP) +Switch games haven't leaked early in a fucking long time. You're also dealing with a fucking huge release for Nintendo, you know they've got their eyes on every retailer. +--- 635110461 +>>635104928 (OP) +Day 1 emulating on Ryujinx/Yuzu. And even if those don’t work for some reason, my hacked Switch has the latest cfw updated to 16.0.2. This dlc should have been given for free +--- 635110526 +>>635106225 +>I wonder why PC players wants to play Nintendo games so badly even after trashing them constantly. +Because they make good games that are stuck on underpowered consoles and they do a lot of stupid shit like dripfeeding content. +Age of Calamity runs like hot garbage on real hardware and can barely hold 20 frames at a reduced resolution in the heat of battle. Meanwhile I'm emulating it at 1440p and a solid 30 instead. +--- 635110713 +>>635104928 (OP) +I'm not particulary enclined to steal games, but if it's my only chance to discover TOTK at 60fps, I'll do it. +--- 635110967 +It's not gonna work on emulator day 1, you fools. Crack your switch, all you need is a paperclip. +--- 635111182 +>>635110967 +>Most recent releases have worked before release +>Game is based on BoTW's engine which already emulates at fullspeed +It's going to run fine. +>Crack your switch +Why would I buy an underpowered tablet? +--- 635111349 +>>635111182 +nta but both emu dev teams are retards and i have no faith in their ability to get totk running anytime soon +--- 635111696 +is it leaked yet +--- 635111779 +>>635104928 (OP) +>/v/ seethe about BotW for years +>suddenly dying to play the sequel +--- 635112312 +>>635105973 +>spoiling Zelda story +Lol. What are you going to spoil? Ganondorf is the bad guy? + +This is not a Snoy movie game, the story is not that important +--- 635112776 +>>635111779 +>/v/ is one person +--- 635112845 +>>635105973 +--- 635113402 +>>635105185 +Seems optimistic to me. A dump appearing before May would be very unusual, wouldn't it? Wasn't pokemon only a week before release? +--- 635113504 +I'm gonna hack my Switch again just to play this +--- 635114158 +>>635113402 +sun and moon leaked almost a month before release +it's pretty random, but the higher the hype behind a game, the higher the chances it leaks early +--- 635114609 +First shipments are most likely going out this week. There’s no way some wagie retailer with nothing to lose won’t leak before next week rolls around. +--- 635114630 +>>635106225 +It’s all a cope to justify spending over 1k on a graphics card. They just post a screenshot of the main menu or the first area of the game with an FPS counter and think this will “own le tendies”. It has nothing to do with enjoying vidya or the personal experience a game can bring, all they care about is specs and big numbers. These people should honestly go to /g/. +I’ve always had PC and consoles, never cared much about specs as long as my PC could run the games I played without issues. +--- 635114828 +Hope it improves enemy variety and dungeons from the first game. +--- 635114969 +>>635105973 +i literally don't know the story of Breath of the Wild, so you suck at this gig +--- 635116104 +>>635105973 +Looking back I don't even know what can be spoiled in a Zelda. The most annoying thing would be spoiling a cool item or that Ganondorf is the final boss of Twilight Princess. +How can you even spoil OoT? Sheik is actually Zelda? Even though you see her like 5 times before the final castle? + +Maybe Link's Awakening would be the only candidate to spoil shit. What could you even spoil in BotW? +--- 635118462 +>>635105973 +>spoiling Zelda games +What the fuck is there to spoil? +My enjoyment of Zelda games wouldn't change even with ZERO story in them. +--- 635120150 +>>635114630 +>over 1k on a graphics card +I played all of BotW with an rx570 I bought for around 100€, I don't know what to tell you. +--- 635122495 +>>635113402 +Pokemon is always super early, Scarlet/Violet was like 2 weeks and Sword/Shield were even a bit earlier iirc +--- 635122592 +>>635105973 +Same. +--- 635122675 +>>635105185 +Fucking newfaggot. +Every Zelda XCI on Switch has never leaked more than 4 days early. +--- 635123423 +>>635104928 (OP) +it's already up, what are you talking about? diff --git a/v/635105191.txt b/v/635105191.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..47c005e8fc13e2f19330e9f1f639ffb4b4de52b3 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635105191.txt @@ -0,0 +1,106 @@ +----- +--- 635105191 +>meanwhile, on the /v/ castle night watch... +--- 635105314 +zzzz...the keys...to the safe....rohan...has them.... +--- 635105341 +Stop rebuilding that wall, asshole! It's that way for a reason. +--- 635105359 +>>635105191 (OP) +Reddit thread +--- 635106465 +>Reddit thread +--- 635106556 +Huh? What was that? + +...must have been my imagination. +--- 635106665 +Wind's howling... +--- 635107238 +>it's been so long, no one even knows for sure what these walls were built to defend against + +At least it's a steady income +--- 635107329 +Shall we meet for whiskey and cigars tonight? +--- 635107575 +I wanna see some action already +--- 635108312 +Who the fuck gave this bitch bikini armor? +--- 635109220 +>a defender gazes out from the top of the last remaining /v/ fort +>he turns to examine the few "men" left standing +>two ugly anons crying in the corner while drawing reaction images of each other crying in a perpetual loop +>one contrarian neckbeard sat on his shield mumbling under his breath about morrowind being "the best TES" even though no one mentioned it +>a few extremely jaded incels shitting in buckets and being purposely negative at all times, screeching stuff like "it doesn't NEED to be mithril armour" +>some insecure PvEers who would rather alt+f4 jump off the highest wall than lose to another person in battle +>he goes out of the fort to speak with the CEO of jews +>they meet on the field +>Jew: Will you yield vidya? +>Before I lose it, I will burn the industry to the ground. +>Jew: Your precious franchises... +>Anon: Every last game. And every anon you ban will shitpost with 10 new accounts. You may destroy vidya but we will destroy Resetera and Twitter +>Jew: Why defend vidya? Your games are already full of women and niggers... +>Anon: ...You offer terms. I ask none +>Jew: I will grant that no japanese game will become more pozzed in the next decade. I swear to Yahweh +>Anon: Then I yield vidya +>The jew turns around but anon asks him "Why the take over? What is vidya worth to (You)?" +>The jew turns and says "Nothing", walks away but turns around one more time, showing off the profile of his hooked nose, and says "Everything" +--- 635110615 +>>635105191 (OP) +I FUCKING LOVE UNREALISTIC FANTASY ARCHITECTURE +--- 635110761 +>>635110615 +Unrealistically grandiose? +--- 635111416 +>>635110761 +Yes, I love it. +--- 635111830 +i think i see a fire in the distance +--- 635113114 +>>635111830 +The goysloppers are besieging the castle +HOLD THE LINE CONTRARIANS, HOLD THE LINE!!! +--- 635113514 +Gentlemen shape up! Lord Moot is expected to visit our castle any day now and I won't have him arrive to find us slacking or accidentally giving hints to the whereabouts of our valuables to plucky ne'erdowell adventurer types! +--- 635113792 +>>635113514 +OHHHH LORD MOOT... +...grant us salvation +From the jannies and from the feds... +--- 635113882 +>>635105191 (OP) +WHEN I WAS A LAD +--- 635113987 +Shall we gather for whisky and cigars tonight? +--- 635114286 +Who was in Moot's name that casted a spell on the guard dog at the barracks? He has been farting the whole day +--- 635114812 +>>635105191 (OP) +This thread made me realize that a game about being a castle guard would be pretty cool. +--- 635115364 +>>635114812 +there's a formula in there for a medieval rust style game. non-mmo large server based game, ~250 players, people could form their own factions and claim territory, raid other players forts etc. + +Hell I'd like it if it was single player with all AI. So an open world game like TES, but with the AI factions of Mount&Blade. +--- 635115603 +>Falls off the tallest tower to my doom +AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiieeeeeee- +--- 635119005 +>>635105191 (OP) +>"Construction complete, new construction options." +>"building..." +>"The end is at hand." +--- 635120106 +>>635113514 +>>635113792 +>Lord Moot +who? +--- 635120243 +>>635116815 +There will never be a game like this in your lifetime +--- 635121531 +has anyone ever checked what the well leads down to? +--- 635121946 +>>635116815 +>you didnt catch the frisbee you have to go get it +>no you threw it poorly you go diff --git a/v/635106380.txt b/v/635106380.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..bd4225a5693503bd25bc483ad8eb3b519059b5d7 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635106380.txt @@ -0,0 +1,1016 @@ +----- +--- 635106380 +lmao +--- 635106542 +Mom said it's my turn to post it next +--- 635106620 +>>635106380 (OP) +They look fine retard +--- 635107112 +>>635106380 (OP) +I can't wait to play Marisa and Steve bros. +--- 635107229 +I'm sure nobody is gonna notice the game looks nothing like this. +--- 635107292 +>>635107229 +This is flabbergastingly offensive +--- 635107347 +>>635107292 +--- 635107585 +Just another case of art imitating life. Not everybody can be a lead actor. +--- 635107729 +>>635107585 +--- 635107831 +>>635106380 (OP) +>Original character designs, fun and experimental alongside classic characters +VS +>Sameface gooks, reused models +--- 635107925 +>>635107729 +I really want do see this model swap with Zangief +--- 635108010 +god anons Im so fucking excited to play SF6 cant wait to see how my bro Guile feels, the perfect booms thing looks really sick +--- 635108112 +>>635107831 +>>635107831 +I like how you used a bunch of euphemistic buzzwords but no "pretty" because you know because they look like ugly men or racist caricatures. +When people post Kimberly on twitter you see some black people going apeshit thinking she was photoshopped to look uglier, while she looks literally like the meme black woman eating corn starch. +--- 635108202 +>>635107229 +>>635107292 +>>635107347 +these fucking Udon drawings are borderline false advertising. lmao +--- 635108205 +>>635108112 +The ugliest women in the world are East Asians. Those Tekken characters look fucking disgusting and oily. Cope more yellow fever coomer. Why are you playing fighting games for coomshit any way? I play fighting games to hit chun li in the face. +--- 635108252 +>this will sell our game +--- 635108315 +>>635106380 (OP) +I dont play fighting games, but from the outside looking in, Tekken girls are boring as shit, but least they dont look downright horrifying like the sf6 girls +--- 635108328 +It doesn't feel like a good time to be a Capchad, bros... +--- 635108418 +>>635108252 +They paid a lot to shill this crap. +--- 635108434 +Capcom shills we need to stop this post +--- 635108471 +>>635106380 (OP) +>we want the amerimutt audience +--- 635108480 +>>635108328 +>>635108356 +>>635108418 +Street Fighter IS the FGC, watch 6 save it once again. +--- 635108491 +>>635108356 +not like this.... +--- 635108538 +>>635108356 +--- 635108642 +>>635108252 +The fuck... +Can someone explain it to me? +--- 635108675 +>>635108480 +It doesn't need saving, but anyone doomposting about SF6 is delusional. SFV's god awful launch somehow after 4-5 years turned around. SF6 is starting off at a might better level of quality and content. The only thing you could really hate is its 4 characters for DLC for the next year, which seems like its too few compared to past games. SFV was 6 per pack IIRC +--- 635108703 +>>635107729 +>swapping perfect face with sour old lady Chun Li +Haha. So funny. Catch you online, Chun Li boomers. +--- 635108736 +>>635108703 +A lot of people claim Chun Li looks very "sharp", as in she got the face of an evil psycho. +--- 635108737 +>>635108418 +>using artwork instead ingame model +Truly perfection! +--- 635108808 +>>635108471 +Wait, they're two different characters? +Are they sister? +--- 635108851 +>>635108736 +Ah. I see it now. +--- 635108986 +>>635107229 +Holy shit that Mika is FAT, unf +--- 635109059 +>22 character roster leaks, fans get hyped because this means a 6 character Season Pass would bring the cast up to 28 by the end of Season 1 and blow the disappointing launch of SFV clear outta the water +>Capcom acknowledge the leak on Twitter but say nothing about DLC +>proceed to later reveal that only 18 of the 22 characters shown are in at release, the other 4 are the entire first $24.99 Season Pass (Akuma, Ed, Rashid, and AKI) +>if we get 5 Season Passes, we'll only be getting 16 more characters after the 22 leaked fighters +>if 4 more of those are newcomers like AKI, we'll only see 11 more returning characters from previous SF games +>it will be over a year post launch before a character is revealed and added that we haven't already seen +>on top of all that, Street Fighter 6 looks ugly as shit +--- 635109223 +>>635106380 (OP) +me on the bottom right (thanks to hrt) +--- 635109302 +>>635109059 +Who is this AKI? +--- 635109419 +threadly reminder Modern controls have a flat damage reduction of 20% or so + +>Classic +https://streamable.com/8eyqqt +>Modern +https://streamable.com/cbuquv + +wait until new players get a load of this the first time they go online after dominating Zoomer Hub minigames for 2 hours. kek +--- 635109441 +>>635109059 +I got into SFV late and it turned out to be one of the best games ever. I'm sure any problems will be fixed eventually. +--- 635109751 +>>635106380 (OP) +who even plays this game but negroes and bugmen? +--- 635109767 +>>635108356 +holy fucking top kek +--- 635109848 +>>635107229 +>>635107292 +>>635107347 +Capcom needs to do better. Japan needs to learn how wrong the objectification of women is. +--- 635109987 +Well, I was pretty casual with SF anyway but looks like I'm skipping 6. How hard is it to get into Tekken? +--- 635110049 +>>635109883 +they really leaned into the "The Grid is a Padded Room" meme huh? lmao +--- 635110159 +>>635109848 +Japan will never learn, will they? The male gaze is extremely toxic and harmful to women and yet these horny japanese men will not stop depicting women as mere pleasure objects in their media. People need to stop buying this crap in order for things to change. Mk11 fixed their sexist designs, and it sold like hotcakes. Japenese devs should take notes. +--- 635110257 +>>635110159 +--- 635110356 +>>635110257 +Yes, because one random study knows more than seasoned feminist academics and sociologists/ psychologists. Also, female gamers dont want to see their gender reduced to sex objects in their media. Kick rocks +--- 635110463 +>>635106380 (OP) +Can't wait for them to ruin sakura +--- 635110613 +>>635110356 +>seasoned feminist academic +>"IT OFFENDS ME BECAUSE IT JUST DOES, OKAY" +--- 635110645 +>>635106380 (OP) +Wait I thought you fags were crying Lili was censored. +Can you be consistent in your shitposting? +--- 635110719 +>>635108737 +theres literally only artwork of the dlc characters and the only reveal at the end of the showcase was their designs +--- 635110732 +Josie when? +--- 635110882 +>>635110645 +>Lili was censored +Cammy +--- 635110976 +I'm done pretending every 3D SF game look like anything other than absolute fucking shit. +Tekken 8 just looks like 7 with better graphics and that's good enough for me considering how much T7 shit all over SFV. +Only thing left on my wishlist is Josie. +--- 635110980 +>>635108642 +black people are allergic to unseasoned food +--- 635111014 +>>635106380 (OP) +>top +characters +>bottom +character +--- 635111163 +>>635110645 +The fact that Lili is censored and STILL hotter than all the SF6 goblinas makes it even funnier. +--- 635111301 +NONE OF YOU ACTUALLY PLAY FIGHTAN GAMES YOU PORN ADDLED RETARDS +STFU +>STFU +STFU +>STFU +STFU +--- 635111334 +>>635106380 (OP) +I call dibs on being the one to post this next +--- 635111384 +>>635111301 +So you like to play with ugly characters? +--- 635111430 +>game loses touch with its roots +--- 635111606 +Games need to have cute girls otherwise it's worthless trash. +Tekken > SF +--- 635111670 +>>635111430 +seems more like a translation fuckup than anything + +considering it says "knock off their feet" I imagine the original is talking about sweeps +--- 635111698 +>>635111384 +Yeah. +--- 635111823 +>>635111698 +the cracked beta is rough. these guys are getting a lotta lab hours in before the game is even out. and some people's characters aren't even playable. +--- 635111896 +>>635111698 +woops, didn't mean to quote you anon. +--- 635111904 +>>635111823 +I only got to play it at PAX last year and they refused to let me use my stick there. +From the like 5 games I got to play. I liked the way Kimberly and Jamie played but dunno if that actually translates to me playing them. +--- 635111905 +>>635109848 +>>635110159 +>posts this ironically +>gets upset when people take it at face value and implement it in games +4chan has done irreparable harm to the video game industry and I'm tired of pretending otherwise. +--- 635111936 +>>635111823 +>get into the closed beta +>dislike every single character +capcom you can't do this to me + +why didn't they include a single goofy fraud character? like honda or marisa or gief etc. those are the characters I like +--- 635111941 +>>635111896 +It's all good, I agree though. +--- 635111981 +>>635111301 +>if you complain about the characters, you don't play games! +>be a consoomerist niggerfaggot like me and only lick boots and suck dick and take it up the ass and shut the fuck up and don't say shit you fucking ungrateful pieces of shit i can't believe i fucking made this game for you and you fucking complain about me shitting in your face and spreading my dirty asshole and rubbing toilet paper in your face how fucking dare you open your mouth to say anything but "thank you sir, may i have more?" you stupid fucking cocksucking retarded faggot +--- 635112034 +>>635111981 +Of course a misogynistic incel racist like a sexist trash game like soul calibur. +>>635111905 +Based feminist sister +--- 635112051 +>>635111981 +lmao /v/cels really seethe at being expected to play games. +--- 635112165 +>>635111823 +And this is why I won't be playing on PC. +--- 635112218 +>>635112051 +>don't you ever dare say anything negative again about my company or else i'll shit my pants right now in anger and claim nobody plays the games which they complain about +>you see, REAL GAMERS never complain +>REAL GAMERS always paypiggie +>REAL GAMERS never speak up +>REAL GAMERS, like me *ahem*, worship corporations and sucking dick and taking it up the ass and getting facials on the regular +>i am a real gamer +>my pronouns are zherim and zxhim +--- 635112234 +>>635112165 +Game has crossplay. +--- 635112242 +>>635109848 +>objectification of women +--- 635112243 +>>635106380 (OP) +Hahahaha, not fucking comparable, which makes the contrast extreme. +--- 635112281 +>>635112218 +lmao imagine being mindbroken because you don't play games. +--- 635112358 +>>635112281 +>NOOOOOOOOO DON'T SAY BAD THING 'BOUT COMPANY +>ELSE YOU DON'T PLAY GAME +--- 635112360 +>>635108356 +How do they manage to turn every single game to shit. HOW?!? +Every single fucking time these freaks pull out their pozzed STD western globohomo dicks they manage to fucking ruin any piece of media. +>"""""WESTERN SENSIBILITIES""""" +--- 635112375 +>>635112358 +lel u mad +--- 635112396 +>>635112242 +can somebody post the webm with the ugly fat mermaid coming out after 2B ? +thanks :-) +--- 635112404 +>*blows you up in neutral with Splatoon paint* +--- 635112426 +>>635110356 +>seasoned feminist academics and sociologists/ psychologists +This sequence of words has no reason to be this funny. +--- 635112434 +>>635112404 +Why do I see the same posts in every thread? +--- 635112443 +>>635112375 +lmao +you have no argument other than sucking dick and taking it up your asshole like the little bitch ass faggot that you are +>real gamers say nothing +>real gamers only consume +LMAO@your life +--- 635112476 +>>635112443 +You are yet to make an argument. You just seethed cause you don't play fighting games. +Get gatekept shitter. +--- 635112496 +>>635112404 +This shit is fucking hideous goddamn I hate 3d fighters +--- 635112514 +>>635112434 +because deranged faggots from /fgg/ crosspost into these threads + +if you think it's bad, try seeing it 24/7 in that general +--- 635112535 +>>635109059 +>muh roster +opinion discarded secondary +--- 635112545 +>>635112034 +stay positive, xixter, tackle these sexist misogynist lustful chudcels and fuck them in the ass +--- 635112550 +>>635112514 +I don't browse /vg/ because I don't care about gachas or mental illness. +Fighting game threads here are bad enough. +--- 635112551 +>>635109059 +How many of those characters will (You) play? +--- 635112594 +>>635112496 +>3D fighters +>is 2D +--- 635112607 +>>635106380 (OP) +til the last two are dfferent characters +--- 635112609 +>>635112434 +cause coming up with original posts every time would be exhausting. this is a marathon, not a sprint. the game doesn't even come out till June. +--- 635112639 +>>635112594 +Tekken 8 is 2D too based on the confirmed massive nerfs to movement. +--- 635112648 +>>635112476 +you're not gatekeeping anything other than showing that you're a consoomerist ass snifer that thinks you should never say anything against your favorite company you've arbitrarily associated a bubble of non-criticism towards +suck my dick and kill yourself +you will always be a bitch that complains that others will speak out while you suck dick and take it up your ass like the retarded faggot that you are +open your mouth, little whore +--- 635112660 +https://streamable.com/pokywe +--- 635112678 +>>635112648 +>nnoooooo you can't le heckin expect me to le play the games +lmao gatekept cuck seething +--- 635112689 +>>635112607 +Literally nobody talks about Lily, it's a really dumb replacement for Hawk, like replacing Ryu with Sakura. +--- 635112709 +doesnt matter how much better looking tekken 8 is. +nobody is going to play it. SF6 is going to be on top. guarantee that SF6 will continue to be EVOs main event. +inb4 who cares about EVO +--- 635112714 +>>635106380 (OP) +--- 635112715 +>>635112639 +I find it weird the people saying how great 8 will be more aggressive as if they don't understand that means their opponent can be too. +Also fuck Murray and the mentality of lmao just block instead. +--- 635112735 +>>635112660 +he's right about manon's animations being awful, fucking ed tier. it's like different people do different characters or something, all ryu's shit looks pretty good, same with Jamie. +--- 635112783 +>>635112709 +>Capcom expect people to tune in to watch this ugly ass game at EVO in 2028 +--- 635112787 +good morning capcom is shit and namco +is best +--- 635112814 +>>635112714 +lol manon really looks like an action figure in a dumb pose in that animation +--- 635112829 +>>635112735 +From what I played of the game, Jamie and Kimberly both felt super expressive in terms of their animations. +But yeah some of the other characters look weird, like I was watching the footage for JP earlier and his animations all felt weird for what the character looks like it should be. Especially the cane that he holds in his hand. +--- 635112854 +>>635112678 +t. mouthbreathing actual cuckold that claims people that criticize a company or game don't play games +the only thing you've aptly demonstrated is how much you love sucking company dick +suck it good, you stupid slut +spit on it +--- 635112872 +>>635112735 +>>635112829 +I feel you. I don't know exactly how to articulate it, but SF6 looks... off. It almost doesn't even look or animate like a Capcom fighting game. It's like they outsourced the mocap and the animation work to another team or something. I don't like it. Even if modders fix the lighting and the character models, we're stuck with these animations. +--- 635112883 +>>635112854 +>doesn't play fighting games +>seethes eternally at fighting game chads +--- 635112914 +>>635106380 (OP) +They didn't learn +--- 635112929 +>>635112872 +I will say playing it felt better than watching footage of it. Dunno a better way to word it than that sorry. +--- 635112997 +>>635111905 +>>gets upset when people take it at face value and implement it in games +do you have terminal brain damage? do you unironically think AAA devs come to /v/ for advice on how to make video games? +--- 635113060 +>Tekken wins a 2nd time in a row +Feels gud man, even the character trailers are getting tons of views +--- 635113061 +>>635112929 +You're replying to a bot anon +--- 635113097 +>>635112872 +Chun was an exception in terms of how good her animations were in 5, even that clip i think the blurriness of the right video and the fact the cancellable ending of the animations appears to be longer in 6 makes it seem more off than it actually is. +--- 635113107 +>>635112660 +Welp. I guess he will start streaming on Onlyfans when SF6 is released. +--- 635113120 +>>635112883 +>tries to silence criticism +>cries forever cuz (((you)))'lll always be an asshole to fuck while others say what they wish about the things which they think +a true chad speaks his mind and isn't afraid of what others thinks +imagine being a bitchass faggot coward like you +you ain't nothing but a sissy +--- 635113134 +>>635113120 +Yet you still don't play fighting games. +--- 635113156 +>>635108642 +Shit's wacky +>>635108808 +No +Girl on the left is mexican native american, girl on the right is black american +--- 635113158 +>>635108356 +SF6bros.... +--- 635113183 +>>635112872 +you say this literally every time about everything +--- 635113201 +>>635109302 +Some random prostitute that FANG got off the streets and trained her into an assasin iirc +--- 635113296 +/v/ fighting game thread + +take a shot every time someone says "graphics", "roster", "animations", "I'll buy the version with all the characters in 5 years", or "3rd strike" +--- 635113307 +>>635113134 +i've been playing fighting games before you were born, zoom zoom +imagine pretending that only consooomerist bootlickers are the only ones who play the genre +--- 635113330 +>>635113296 +You forgot "censored". +--- 635113348 +>>635113296 +Anon, someone might die from that! +--- 635113351 +>>635112660 +>brainrotted sfv shill +--- 635113365 +>>635108205 +Finally, someone who can point out /v/'s yellow fever degenerate behavior +--- 635113421 +>>635113296 +Which game is she from? +--- 635113425 +>>635113296 +This +>>635113330 +And also would like to include person image dumping fan art and highly opinionated person that clearly doesn't play the games. +--- 635113431 +>>635112914 +Street Fighter 6 being ugly as fuck has somehow made SFV's Ken not look so hideous to me. That's concerning. +--- 635113462 +>>635107347 +>Reiq +>Feet not shown +Do better Capcom +--- 635113473 +>>635113421 +Based poser. +--- 635113573 +https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL8kb1hmKFtxbcIKwDOBq-jGDdixH6JGSD +--- 635113582 +>Both games are censored +Fuck this shit, I'm making a new fighting game that'll make Capcom and Bandai kneel. +--- 635113612 +>>635106380 (OP) +Real talk, from a purely design point of view, SF6 is superior because they're distinct and memorable - I can draw them from memory and they're recognisable, which I can't say for Tekken girls. + +But god damn everyone of them looks lame except Marisa. The worst offender is Lily - dumb hair, lacklustre moveset, and she robbed us of T.Hawk +--- 635113642 +https://youtu.be/4uzq1s81iFQ [Embed] +--- 635113647 +>>635113296 +For me? It's Yang st.lk in turd strike. +--- 635113692 +>>635106380 (OP) +https://youtu.be/XVUybJvT5-Y [Embed] + +https://youtu.be/LNVgw_At09U [Embed] +--- 635113727 +>>635113642 +>>635113692 +shill your garbo elsewhere +--- 635113817 +>>635106380 (OP) +Played the SF6 demo, everyone is so ugly in sf6 it's like they tried to bring cartoons irl and somewhere along the line, they failed. +--- 635113825 +>>635106380 (OP) + +https://youtu.be/q6REcIPyULE [Embed] [Open] +https://youtu.be/blY5SGWEVY4 [Embed] [Open] +--- 635113839 +The game looks like shit and sounds like shit. It's MVCI all over again, with shills retorting to "at least the gameplay is good" like if gameplay would save this garbage from failure +--- 635113874 +>>635112872 +It's realism. +--- 635113923 +>>635113692 +>>635113642 +you fucking nigger please kill yourself off this board, at least post what the fucking videos say so we can have a fucking chat, watched 5 minutes of the first one at 2x speed and neither of these people can form a coherent thought that goes beyond a single sentence, never mind reach the point where you understand what other people are trying to communicate to you and interact with it in any meaningful way. If you think that first video is useful or interesting then you are actually retarded. hope this is a bit or something. +--- 635113960 +>>635112997 +Yes, they listen to websites for normal people like twitter, resetera, and reddit not this incel freakshow +--- 635114012 +>>635113923 +What wrong point did they make? Maybe you just cant debunk their arguments like the typical anti sjw reactionary tool like you are +--- 635114130 +>>635113307 +>appeal to age +lmao gatekept cucks seething in the house tonight +--- 635114160 +>>635108356 +Kek, good post anon. I thought Manon reminded me of someone +--- 635114183 +>>635114012 +points? if you can't understand what people you disagree with are saying you can't even start to make points. Has to be doubly hard for you considering your English is so stilted. Perchance you can lurk and practice for another year? My theory is that anyone who doesn't speak English as a first language but spends all their time on the English language internet has a damaged soul, or consciousness in some way, because their vocabulary is so limited, even in their internal sense of their self. I say "my theory", it's just adapted from some old white nigga's idea to the age of the internet. Haha anyway, hope you're doing well, or I feel bad for you or whatever it was. +--- 635114204 +>>635106380 (OP) +>white woman is... LE GOOD +--- 635114214 +>>635114183 +Typical anti-socialist loser in this post lol +--- 635114217 +>>635112872 +>>635113183 +https://arch.b4k.co/v/search/image/xLz4aFpsVjRYC4nKb44LHA/ +--- 635114259 +>>635114214 +i went to all that effort to talk shit and only now I realise it's a bot, for fuck's sake. +--- 635114272 +>>635114217 +https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_Internet_theory +--- 635114287 +I preordered SF6 and I will have fun playing it, dumb doomposter. +I will have fun while you'll remain here, seething and fuming like a retard all while not playing games. +--- 635114293 +>>635107292 +Why does it piss me off so much that the monkey Chimperly does ninja poses and shit when I like Raven and Master Raven holy fuck +--- 635114324 +>>635114293 +>liking woke shit +Kill yourself +--- 635114326 +>>635114293 +Because Raven and Master Raven follow the rule of cool and they are actually made to look good, not maliciously ugly. +--- 635114339 +>>635109302 +imho a boss or the boss +--- 635114350 +>>635114293 +because you're online too much +--- 635114370 +>>635114326 +>tranny +>cool + No +--- 635114376 +>>635114324 +>women have to be sex objects for its LE WOKE +--- 635114412 +>>635112594 +he meant 3d models +--- 635114428 +>>635107292 +>>635107347 +Capcom will make blatantly sexist art like this and then will claim that they moved past such depictions. The Japanese really are a sexist shit sandwich +--- 635114429 +>>635114376 +>he believes black women are sexy +lol, lmao even +--- 635114457 +>>635114412 +Then he would've fucking said 3D models not 3D fighters you fucking retard holy shit fucking kill yourself you fucking useless piece of shit retarded fucking retard. +--- 635114481 +>>635114428 +>will claim that they moved past such depictions +where? + +half of their marketing strategy for 6 is thirst trapping with cammy and juri +--- 635114567 +>>635114481 +Then they need to be less gross +--- 635114652 +>>635114293 +because her character is fundamentally incoherent in its conceptions. she's in the mould of ibuki who's a bitch and annoying with an annoying playstyle but splash in the occasional moment of tenderness and weakness and it becomes endearing. instead, kimberly is portrayed as a character you're supposed to like and think is cool, whilst not justifying it in any way. If you add to that that the head on her model looks like it was designed by a different person than the body and slapped on, the fact she's so poorly thought out they made some city nigga from america look pure-blooded east african and the music she plays on her oh so quirky vintage cassette player isn't even evocative of any era when people used walkmans. All around abysmal design. Raven is literally just Blade made even cooler and he says "Heihachi Mishima... is dead." in a cool way. which is enough. +--- 635114664 +Every SF6 has the same replies, with the same pictures, with the same dumb attempts at doomposting. +I feel like Im losing my mind. Its all so tiresome, youre so fucking retarded and fixated on muh graphics. +Which, sadly, is ltierally the only thing you're capable of critizising since most of you dont play fg (as already demonstrated throughout the years in /v/ being shit at them) or are simply bad at them. +You all claim to be hardcore gamers and hating casuals, yet keep saying how dumb motion inputs are and how they create 'artificial difficulty' (as if you'd bee any good at these games without motions, you'd be still BTFO by fundamentals such as spacing, teching, footsies, and many more, at which point you'd end up whining about something else you believe its the source of your lack of skill) + +>b-but requiring inputs puts an unfair gap between pros and new players +And I've seen this written seriously, completely unironically. The absolute lack of self awareness. Retards cant even grasp the fact that you need to practice something to be good at it. You want to reduce fgs to a mental battle of theorycrafting and refuse to put literally any effort into execution. + +GO PLAY FUCKING CHESS. + +I hate you faggots like you fucking wouldnt believe, you dont understand fgs, youre bad at them and you refuse to take the blame. You're exactly like the cattle you claim to hate. + +Fuck you fucking niggers +--- 635114726 +>>635114664 +/v/ wants literally every game to fail. don't let this shithole affect your mental health. +--- 635114762 +>>635114664 +>being this desperate for a (You) +Here's one. + +>>635114726 +>ignoring hogwart's legacy +--- 635114771 +>>635114324 +>Hating on ninja Wesley Snipes +Cringe +--- 635114792 +>>635113839 + isn't gameplay the heart of games: the are still people who plays muds, text adventuress, ascii or anyway textual to rouge-like... not saying that aestethic or legibility aren't crucial eh +--- 635114797 +>>635111823 +Man I hope they gut guile before release +--- 635114820 +>>635114762 +okay, "/v/ wants literally every game to fail unless it's success would anger their perceived enemies in the overall culture war" +--- 635114841 +>>635114771 +>implying he was ever good +--- 635114857 +>>635114370 +but enough about "females" in sf6 +--- 635114885 +>>635114820 +>t.ranny +--- 635114887 +>>635114797 +he's not even particularly good and actually having full resources in six is pretty fucking rare. +--- 635114926 +>>635114885 +You should transition already. +--- 635114967 +>>635114885 +trannies are dilating rent-free in your head +--- 635114968 +I hate niggers, trannies, and the janitors, and I've already preordered Street Fighter 6. +--- 635114995 +>>635114968 +>>635114926 +--- 635115061 +>>635106380 (OP) +Custom characters you can make in sf6 looks so much better than the majority of main cast somehow. I can see it being super fun to fuck around in casually, tourneyfags can go fuck themselves. +--- 635115102 +>>635113817 +same feeling. of late capcom aestethics at least concerning character models and faces are a kind og hit or miss. also, kind of too busy general art style for me, this sf6 +--- 635115135 +>>635114887 +He's by far the best character of the beta +>t.tourneyfag +Everyone around here is getting a guile ready for release +--- 635115167 +>>635111301 +>frogposter +Kill yourself +--- 635115204 +>>635114968 +preordering do not make sense in this time amd age imho +--- 635115218 +>>635114857 +They're taking the MK11 route, except no face scanning. +--- 635115248 +>>635115135 +if you were actually a tourneyfag you'd know everyone "getting a guile ready for release" is panicking because they have to figure out how to replace the board on their cheatbox so it complies with the new rules. Guile was fine, but will inherently get weaker over time due to the game's mechanics. +--- 635115250 +>>635114968 +thank you sister! +--- 635115256 +>>635111823 +>SF6 isn’t even out yet +>people already labbing variants of the Prisoner combo +--- 635115265 +>>635114967 +>>635114926 +No one wants to watch the shit movies, hence why they brought the game. +--- 635115298 +>>635115265 +You will be happier as a woman. +--- 635115306 +>>635115250 +god fucking damn it i hate sonic fox so much. i'm not cancelling. the game is fun. but fuck that furry nigger. +--- 635115320 +>>635115248 +>replace the board on their cheatbox so it complies with the new rules +>update firmware +>controller is now legal +woooooooow, so hard! +Also it doesnt take that much to get used to the new SOCD, but you wouldnt know because you dont play guile nor fgs for that matter +--- 635115334 +>>635114968 +>pre-ordering for the shit costumes +You've been scammed +--- 635115380 +>>635115298 +>ignoring based rowling +--- 635115387 +>>635115250 +Please, don't show Harada what black men who come out of America's prison system are actually like. +--- 635115397 +>>635115380 +Rowling is a woman and she's happy. +--- 635115413 +>>635114652 +Based +Kimberly is just fucking trash and shouldn't even exist to begin with +--- 635115443 +>>635115306 +--- 635115456 +>>635115320 +If you're playing fighting games with a hitbox, you will never in a trillion years experience fighting games. you'll think you'll have experienced them, but you'll be cheated. It's such a sadness, that you think you're playing fightan on your fucking hitbox, get real. +--- 635115510 +>>635115456 +I played fgs both on arcades and snes for longer than you've been even breathing, nigger. +Come on, tell me how playing SF2 on snes isnt experiencing fgs either. +--- 635115512 +>>635115397 +You can't become a woman. +--- 635115530 +>>635115512 +With that attitude maybe. +--- 635115569 +>>635112609 +>this motherfucker in all honesty believes he's on a mission and spamming this board with poor edits will sway anybody into not playing SF6 +You're probably not even the most pathetic creature in here, but you are pretty high up. Kill yourself and free up the resources necessary to keep you worthless piece of excrement alive. +--- 635115586 +>>635115250 +>>actually more attractive black person than Kimberley +What did Capcom mean by this? +--- 635115590 +>>635115510 +You didn't recognise the David Lynch quote or even twig that it's a dumb quote with the words replaced, you are either new or stupid, possibly both. +>>635115530 +nigger you can't become a woman any more than the sun can become the moon please stop being silly +--- 635115601 +>>635115306 +Demo is out, game is trash. +--- 635115614 +>>635112872 +I'm just learning about animating just recently but I think it's the smear. You can see it best when she does the back kick. +Left: the leg of the kick is slightly "smeared", which shows movement similar to old style cartoons +Right: no smear at all, which doesn't look as good +--- 635115621 +>>635115590 +>sun can become a moon +>transitions to it daily +--- 635115643 +>>635115601 +The game is fun and a significant upgrade from SFV. +--- 635115687 +>>635115586 +>ambush +>attractive +You're a fag +--- 635115692 +>>635115621 +nah they're both there one's just hidden on the other side of the earth. or so "they" say. +--- 635115696 +Graphics aside, SF6 looks like a bad game. Slow as fuck, SFV movement, dull roster with molasses drip feed, combo wank and universal Drive Chimpact homogeny. It's baffling to me how they can suck all the fun out of something to universally appealing as fighting games when they got it right 25 years ago. +--- 635115703 +>>635115102 +Like, I look a Bosch and then some of the NPCs that are trying to blend in with the world, and they all look out of place. Maybe they should try a more celshaded style. +--- 635115728 +>>635115696 +post cfn +--- 635115750 +>>635115510 +Can't believe I let this slide, sorry I'm double responding, SF2 on snes is 100% not experiencing fighting games, those ports are universally TERRIBLE. +--- 635115784 +>>635115510 +It isn't +The only true, /v/ aproved way to experience fgs is watching EVO moment #37 once 10 years ago, then spend the next 10 years consuming purely SFIV streamer content +--- 635115796 +Any SF fan not buying SF6 is a bigot. +--- 635115851 +>>635115796 +you cant put bigot in your bait, it makes it too obvious +--- 635115947 +>>635115854 +Anon, I want you to know that I'm proud of you, and I look forward to challenging you on the streets of New Donk City. +--- 635115995 +>USF4 has 44 playable characters +>SFV Complete Edition has 46 playable characters +>SF6 looks like it'll be stopping at 38 playable fighters (base roster of 18 + 4 DLC characters per Season for 5 Seasons) +Why would a sequel give you less content? They'd have to run 7 Seasons at 4 characters each to match SF4 and SFV's rosters. And since the Passes are still $24.99 despite offering less characters each, that means I'm paying like $235 in total to get the same number of characters I got before. What the fuck? +--- 635116053 +>>635115995 +You keep choosing the wrong picture +Are you retarded? +--- 635116101 +>>635115995 +kill +yourself and your whole family in a gay murder suicide you absolute nigger +--- 635116148 +>>635106380 (OP) +I don't think you understand what really the image is showcasing. Tekken 8 girls have literally 1 facial animation. They are like botoxed dolls that can only move their brows and corners of the mouth a bit. +It's so funny when you start noticing it. Go to Asuka's trailer, for example, and look at her super. She's supposed to be shouting and look angry delivering the punch, but she's completely deadpan. +Of course, they look "prettier" when you compare them to models with actual human grimacing +--- 635116291 +>>635112648 +Dude its free marketing +Let him do the work +--- 635116352 +>>635109848 +>>635110159 +>>635114428 +You (guys) obviously hate video games so why do you care? Why not consume media that IS catered towards you and not try to brute force change on to something that's firmly glued to the ground with FLEX TAPE ® ? +--- 635116456 +>>635116148 +That's my line +--- 635116474 +>>635116352 +Leftists do play video games though they just want them to be better. Shaun and r/gamingcirclejerk play video games and they just want them to be more inclusive and less sexist +--- 635116578 +>>635116474 +nah they want to take control of video games and try to make money from Clout. They're the enemy. +--- 635116580 +Maybe if Tekken adds in a foot fetish character I'll consider playing their game +--- 635116589 +>>635116053 +You need to understand that things get a bit heated when you're in a dozen threads trying to shit them up all at once. +--- 635116760 +>>635116148 +point well made then you veer into the territory of insanity. bottom looks inordinately better than top, inarguably. it's cherry picked to a degree, i think cammy looks pretty good in motion. however, a lack of facial animation on far more appealing models is a slight docking of the grade, it doesn't mean the truly awful sf6 models like manon's are somehow better. also sf6's facial animations are fucking terrible, they're funny, and i love the stupid fucking faces prefight, but they look so bad. you can't possibly look at juri's retarded hahahaha i'm crazy and evil face and buy it. you can't possibly be this tasteless. i'd rather no expression and i just imagine it than that garbage. +--- 635117385 +>>635116760 +T8 style doesn't look "better", it looks prettier. And I will take weirder look of characters like Manon in a fighting game over korean dolls style. +I want characters in my fighting games expressing themselves in every way possible. I leave it to fanart to make them look good. +And Capcom always had ugly-ish girls. I love Makoto btw +--- 635117484 +>>635117385 +Street Fighter didn’t have any ugly girls until SFV Ibuki. +--- 635117614 +>>635111301 +i like mk9. +--- 635117853 +>>635117614 +We’re still at Mario Kart 8, poser. +--- 635118047 +>STREET FIGHTER: INFINITE +--- 635118172 +>>635117484 +IBUKI?!? ARE YOU HIGH?!? +--- 635118479 +>>635117853 +my dad works at nintendo +--- 635118563 +>>635112242 +jesus i made this webm like 6 or 7 years ago when i used to go by doug, thanks for the laugh +--- 635118650 +>>635118563 +i laughed at this harder than i should have kek +--- 635118701 +>>635118047 +>ENTER: CHIMMPY +--- 635118739 +>>635106380 (OP) +I cannot belive how Crapcom can pay shills and drag demons to defend this shit but can't even pay the devs to fix the models and shaders to make these not look like ass +--- 635118741 +>>635106380 (OP) +>sfv looked horrendous +>sf6 still looks like shit +>same thing for kof xiv and xv + +How hard is it to make non retarded looking faces? +--- 635118786 +>>635118701 +>CHIMPFINITE +--- 635118836 +>mfw no friends to play with +--- 635118838 +>>635107831 +Based +--- 635118858 +>>635118172 +a costume released way after release modified by someone competent that hides her god awful face is the height of cherry picking. having said that if that model were real i would fuck at full force in pussy, mouth and ass. +>>635118563 +you the guy who made that video with "hey man nice shot" just after SFV's release. i still remember it and laugh sometimes. +--- 635118859 +>>635114664 +Its a free marketing +Let them do the work +--- 635118969 +>>635118172 +>Mask +loling my ass off. +--- 635119014 +The Capcom shills are more whiney than the tortanic posters at this point +Exhibit A >>635114664 +--- 635119026 +>>635116760 +You dont like facial expression you tasteless contarian +--- 635119087 +>>635114664 +maybe if Capcom hadn't wasted a bunch of development time and money on a dated looking character creation suite, a fake Shenmue mode, and a Battle Hub where they can host billboard space for brands like Red Bull and Arby's and invested that money into their art direction and their animation/mocap team, a huge section of their diehard fanbase wouldn't be fed the fuck up. +--- 635119180 +>>635119087 +Normies love this shit though. You have been pissing in the wind all this time. +--- 635119181 +>>635119026 +i don't like facial expressions that look like they're from a live action anime adaptation. +--- 635119196 +>>635119014 +>>635119087 +>Don't point out the same shitpost patterns!! +--- 635119270 +every one of these threads has the same 20 doomer replies and webms posted, what the fuck are you losers doing +--- 635119280 +>image we've seen countless times gets posted +>IP count doesn't increase +What mental illness drives a person to spend his time like this? +--- 635119296 +>50/50 throw mixups are back +just take the throw, bro. better than trying to tech it and eating a full combo cause you guessed wrong. +--- 635119368 +>IT DOESN'T COUNT +>T-T-THAT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN IN A REAL MATCH +--- 635119371 +>>635118858 +good episode, good times +--- 635119415 +>>635106380 (OP) +Street Fighter won +--- 635119540 +>>635119270 +>t.shill +--- 635119563 +>>635119540 +>I have been found out. +--- 635119591 +>>635119368 +>>635119296 +only some characters have them. if ryu cornered you then you deserve to eat shit. best starting guessing retard. +--- 635119612 +>>635119270 +>t. +--- 635119619 +will it have voice chat, that's all that would make me buy a fg in current year +--- 635119628 +>>635119612 +>IP count didn't go up +--- 635119669 +>>635111823 +Where do I find the cracked beta? It's not on the websites I use +--- 635119672 +>>635119563 +>implying I doompost +--- 635120320 +>>635109848 +Women are meant to be objectified. Their entire purpose is to find a mate and be bred. +--- 635120551 +>>635106542 +0.001 ESG points have been deposited to your account +--- 635121202 +None of you can honestly tell me that this shit looks good, a hat can't even fit right on a character's fucking head. +--- 635121753 +>>635106380 (OP) +>Top: PS2 +>Bot: PS3 +Both suck +--- 635122048 +>>635121753 +It's funny because Street Fighter unironically looked better than both on the PS2. +--- 635122359 +>>635106380 (OP) +Mommy - Sexo - La creatura - La creatura - La creatura - Sexo - Mommy - Sexo - Sexo - Sexo + +idk, it seems pretty gud for me +--- 635122453 +>>635122359 +>>>/lgbt/ +--- 635122501 +>>635122048 +We don't deserve 3rd strike +--- 635122549 +>>635122453 +what did you mean by that +--- 635122648 +>>635106380 (OP) +Needs to add a row for Granblue Versus too +--- 635122746 +>>635109848 +>Capcom needs to do better. Japan needs to learn how wrong the objectification of women is. +Dont worry anon +--- 635122880 +>>635122746 +What's the point of censoring shit when I can literally google the tweet? diff --git a/v/635106557.txt b/v/635106557.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..e3d833eee48fd8a408e8361444442cce66f7e965 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635106557.txt @@ -0,0 +1,263 @@ +----- +--- 635106557 +I'm gonna play Blacksouls for the first time today, anything i should know beforehand like advice, missable things or some strategies in general? +Or should i just wing it and see what happens? +--- 635106734 +shift to run +you can have 4 rings +it's not a cutscene +--- 635107120 +>>635106557 (OP) +Trust Leaf. +Upgrade your legs. +Memo rep the train. +Magic is OP. +--- 635107425 +>>635106557 (OP) +>speed is legitimately king +>don't pick up the crumbs +>leave the matchsticks for a better experience +>worst alice +>fairies are your friends +>married women are off limits +>consent is important unless it's against animals +>kill the rabbit +>fill the prison cells halfway through returning to the castle +>she did it all for you +--- 635107562 +>bsfag pretends to be a new player +--- 635107742 +unironically where the fuck do you even get this game is it on some scroll in a temple in fucking korea or what +--- 635108391 +>>635107742 +>korea +worse, it's in /hgg2d/ +--- 635108745 +put benis in bagina :DDDD +be careful +benis could make mistake :DDDDDDD +--- 635109094 +Black Souls 1 doesn't get good until the fucking ending which is why I mostly cheated through it and enjoyed BS2 waaaaay more. +--- 635109139 +>>635109094 +any specific ending i should go for? +--- 635109304 +>>635109094 +kill +--- 635110097 +>>635106557 (OP) +You have no idea how much I want Helkaiser to come back, but as a girl you can fuck, make covenant with, have cute banter with Grimm and eventually rape and throw in the cum dungeon. I want the sex scene to be violent and hateful with a lot of insult exchanges, extra points if she ends up being a tsundere. + +But the thing I want the most out of it, is her being a futanari. Think about it, Toro has implemented every degenerate fetish in the book onto Blacksouls, except futanari. (the girl from Red Hood Woods don't count) So for his magnum opus, he should make one of the most memorable characters in the trilogy, a futanari. What's more, the drake sword should be her futa dick, which you eventually get after killing and ripping it off her crotch. + +God, I want the Drake Helkaiser to be a futanari so much. If I could draw, I'd make a doujin about Grimm finding out Helkaiser came back as a girl and ends up fucking her. And to keep it in Blacksouls theme, he rips off her futa dick and uses it as the Drake Sword +--- 635110164 +>>635106557 (OP) +Rape for true ending +--- 635110187 +>>635109139 +Get all of them. They're marked as A,B,C and D. They're all crucial. Once you get ending D, start an NG+ and get all of the companions endings again, they're very important for the sequel. + +You can also just view them in the CG room once you've been the game. +--- 635110264 +>>635106557 (OP) +There's around 4 or 5 side quests that you MIGHT miss. You still need to play the game at least 3 times to 100% the lore and world + +My advice, finish the game once then look up the side quests +--- 635110265 +>>635109139 +There's 4 endings, just play blind your first run and you'll very likely get the lame ending (B). Then get the 3 other endings in NG+, a second playthrough isn't time consuming at all. +--- 635110319 +>>635108745 +haha, the heart. +--- 635111294 +>>635110319 +KUUUUBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO +--- 635111348 +>>635107742 +DLSITE for support our boy. +Shady porn sytes for pirate. +--- 635111645 +>>635110187 +He should go for NG+ all companions A ending immediately after he inevitably gets ending B on his first run. +--- 635111854 +>>635110187 +Are there both good and bad companion endings? how do you trigger it, i only got the bad ones +--- 635112073 +>>635111854 +>Good endings +there are none, you can only have ones where you don't see the bad part happening if you get rid of a certain ring from your inventory. +--- 635113028 +>>635110097 +--- 635114418 +>>635106557 (OP) +Leaf is the red man +--- 635115549 +>>635106557 (OP) +Let Leaf carry you through the early game, level her up +Ignore the Goat bitch before youve gotten endings A B and C and everything is good +--- 635115642 +>>635106557 (OP) +>Blackedsouls +Is that the RPG Maker game where you get raped by an ugly man with a penis blade? +--- 635115713 +>>635115642 +No. Stop being such a moron. +--- 635115783 +>>635106557 (OP) +DON'T OPEN IT +--- 635115864 +>>635106557 (OP) +How can a soul be black? +Does that mean she's a black inside or is it a metaphor for being evil or wicked +--- 635115870 +>>635115783 +Don't open what? The sarcophagus? +--- 635115887 +>>635115642 +>Is that the RPG Maker game where you get raped by an ugly man with a penis blade? +No, but I'm interested in what game you had in mind. +--- 635115951 +>>635115864 +The latter +--- 635115992 +>>635115887 +umm i think that very based and funny anon (not him btw, im not samefagging) was talking about fear and hunger, an rpg maker game by an autistic bisexual finn +--- 635116117 +>>635115864 +A bit of both actually. +--- 635116153 +Don’t get true ending first it will make you unable to reach other ending. (Aka stop giving a shit behind that secretive door where Alice lives) +Also don’t go play as a purityfag since you will missed some of the contents. +Upgrade Speed = Faster time to act +First BS Alice are not really that important +--- 635116303 +>>635106557 (OP) +The game is made with playing NG+ multiple times with multiple endings, so just play however you like. +If you want to do a 100% run, there's a walkthrough on the wiki. +--- 635116334 +>>635116153 +All endings are true +--- 635116354 +>>635116303 +What wiki? +--- 635116391 +Bros where the FUCK do I go after ft. ivern after the 2 boss battles there +The guide said to go south from the fort but nothing happens +--- 635116465 +>>635116354 +wikithesenuts +--- 635116543 +>>635115992 +I see. Can't blame him. +--- 635116712 +>>635116391 +First of all, stop using a guide faggot. +Second, they probably meant south through the basement in holy forest. +--- 635116729 +>>635116354 +Huh, there used to be an English wiki for Black Souls, but it looks like it's gone now. +--- 635116796 +>>635116729 +You've only noticed it now? It's been gone for over 2 years. +--- 635116836 +>>635116712 +>You could open it with a master key +Fuck I'm retarded +--- 635116954 +>>635115783 +You forgot the image, faggot +--- 635116998 +Is Black Souls 3 currently work in progress right now? +--- 635117012 +>>635116954 +>no soundpost +it's TCOver... +--- 635117053 +>>635116998 +DRH in progress, then the princesses' game, and then BS3 +so it'll probably come out in 4+ years +--- 635117371 +>>635116998 +Red's game is coming out this summer, unless EMMM decides to add 200 more CGs again. +--- 635117434 +>>635106557 (OP) +>anything i should know beforehand +Try going into the games as blind as possible. +But just rest assured knowing that while many (me included) will claim that Black Souls is pretty good from the very beginning of game 1. Black Souls does get progressively better and better as you progress through Black Souls and later Black Souls 2. With notable quality leaps between BS1 and BS2, and the start of the DLCs. In particular. +So you've got a lot of to look forward to. Try to not give up on the games too soon. But don't get discouraged or fooled into thinking the games don't have much to offer from the get go either. I am sure you'll be able to enjoy yourself almost right off the bat. + +Have fun! +--- 635118401 +you ever get tired of pretending to be a newfag and asking the same questions with the same responses every time +--- 635118556 +>>635106557 (OP) +You should know who best girl is ahead of time. +--- 635118570 +>>635117434 +>>635106734 +>>635107120 +>>635107425 +>>635110187 +>>635110264 +>>635110265 +thanks bros, i apprechiate it +--- 635118753 +>>635107562 +>the cycle anew. +--- 635118916 +>>635116729 +>>635116796 +hah! you seem to be quite delusional. +--- 635119007 +>>635115992 +Started Termina using the boxer, game is fun but I'm kinda bad at it. +Using the sewers via Lockpicking to get into the city seems to be a good strat so far +--- 635119094 +Yes you're sick of hearing this but I enjoyed BS1 more than BS2. +--- 635119121 +>>635118556 +Yes buy her cards +--- 635119138 +What was Mabel's endgame? +--- 635119306 +>>635119138 +Stopping the war because it would be too loud. +--- 635119342 +>>635119138 +Keeping el idiota™ asleep +--- 635119408 +>>635119306 +>>635119342 +So then why does she betray you right before GG? +--- 635119991 +>>635119121 +Very cute +--- 635120191 +>>635119408 +She commits sudoku to prevent herself from ending up like TCO +--- 635121924 +>>635120191 +But she can't be dead, right? I don't think it's even possible for her to really die. +--- 635122187 +>>635106557 (OP) +The part that might seem like a cutscene is not actually a cutscene, you can move. +Also, you WILL miss things, it's impossible to get everything, just play and forget about that. +--- 635122195 +>emmm's art is lacking in technical skill +>and yet his art is significantly and way more striking and soulful than my own art +Bros... how do you learn soul? It's not something you can just practise... +--- 635122343 +>>635122195 +I'm sorry bro, better luck next life. +--- 635122496 +>>635106557 (OP) +I want to draw Alice but i need a xlean Alice imagine to draw Alice, please help ne get Alice +--- 635122617 +>>635122496 +--- 635122760 +>>635122195 +he clearly understands some construction, anatomy and some image theory even if it's not obvious +--- 635123306 +>>635122617 +Much appreciated diff --git a/v/635106781.txt b/v/635106781.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..db1a8efa91c290dd9abf0cdccc6fca6ea732e855 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635106781.txt @@ -0,0 +1,355 @@ +----- +--- 635106781 +>it's a waifu collection game they said +>all the girls are for (You) they said +--- 635106852 +>>635106781 (OP) +yeah, i played my favorite waifu Razor on release... +--- 635106917 +>>635106781 (OP) +Genshit is a game for literal cucks just like nost gachas. At this point you should just embrace it and fap to all the ntr porn +--- 635107167 +>>635106852 +based +--- 635107553 +>wanting Yoimiya, Inazuma's town bike +>chances are the kids have all become men with her +>she probably already had a train ran by her by the soldiers and the adults +>Childe got sloppy seconds just like he did with Xinyan +Cuckede +--- 635107964 +>>635107553 +Yes. Yoi is love. +--- 635109519 +>Nahida and Nilou get more fanarts with other men than with EITHER Loom/fagther + +What went so wrong? Why are two of the most pandering failed so hard? +--- 635109609 +>>635106781 (OP) +>characters interact between each other once +>OMG IT'S LITERALLY KEKOLDRY THEY SHOULD ONLY TALK TO MY SELF INSERT +Either that or claiming it's a new ship. Genshin attracts the worst kinds of fans. +--- 635110746 +I really want another Rust for refining. My Yoimiya is very close to hitting 100k crits with Bennett+Yun Jin. +The other party member is usually Xingqiu for Hydro application to fish for reverse Vaporize. + +No, I'm not rolling on weapon banners for Thundering Pulse. +--- 635111946 +It's +--- 635112493 +Remember not to fall for OP's bait and that all girls are for (you). +--- 635112904 +>>635112493 +>Hangouts +All of them are platonic +>Official ads +From over year and half ago, almost 2. +>Promo arts +Not using the shitty self insert anymore, actually using canon couples instead +>Birthday letters +Not pandering to incels anymore lol +--- 635112947 +>>635112904 +Oh, and teapot is literally not canon +--- 635113634 +>>635112904 +>‿◕) cope +--- 635114091 +>>635113634 +>>635113868 +>flirting vs stand next to each other +--- 635114184 +Aether is the canonical MC. +ALL the Girls and boys like him and want him. +That includes his sister and paimon. +Everything I said is factually true and only trannys disagree with these facts. +--- 635114723 +>>635114184 +Self insert incels delusions +--- 635114912 +Look at all these cucks + +My wife will never +--- 635115453 +>>635114912 +Your wife is made for Zhongli. +--- 635115526 +>>635106781 (OP) +>NOOOO WHY DID MY WAIFU SPOKE WITH ANOTHER GUY I'M LITERALLY LOSING MY MIND AAAAAAAH SAVE ME PAIMON +--- 635115571 +gacha is predatory and evil +--- 635115597 +>>635113868 +"the two characters that never interacted with one another ever are totally banging" - the NTR fanboy +--- 635115659 +>>635115453 +If you are probably 10 thousand years old, everybody would be like a kid to you +--- 635115664 +Nice game Genkeks +--- 635115714 +>gay cuck game +kek +--- 635115732 +>>635115597 +--- 635115831 +>>635106781 (OP) +>aether cuck bricked his save by not collecting the best girl right at the start of the game +yep, checks out. +--- 635115857 +>>635115571 +>make a character supposedly obssesed with the player character +>next update she drops him and move for another dude + +it really is lmao + +reminds of pic related +--- 635116141 +>>635115857 +Why the fuck would you ever do something like that +I thought the chinese only cared about money +--- 635116219 +>>635106781 (OP) +Ok, Genshin shills, you win. I'm bored enough to finally give this thing a go. I only have one question: Can you change mc's clothes? I despise male mc's clothes and if I'm stuck with those then I'm rolling a chick and going for /u/ route instead. That midriff on male is absolutely terrible. +--- 635116223 +>>635115831 +>avatarfagging as a woman +ywnbaw bro +--- 635116346 +>>635116223 +i just like fox girls, you on the other hand like twinks. +--- 635116348 +>>635116219 +You can't lol +None of the girls are even interested in the MC. +--- 635116424 +>>635116348 +>can't change those horrible clothes and can't get girls in the first place +Then female avatar it is. +--- 635116434 +>>635116219 +You can't. +>>635116348 +All characters express interest in the MC +In the Pot dialogues +--- 635116452 +>>635116348 +>None of the girls are even interested in the MC. +--- 635116512 +>>635116141 +Genshin struck gold with the normies. Normies don't care, they like shipshit +What will happen however, when Genshin WILL lost momentum as it get older? + +Look at FEH. They listened to reddit and normies. Now they try to get the waifubucks from self insertfags but game is still dead last. + +FGO, for all it's shit and the absolute MASSACRE of Mashfags, still threw a bone for waifufags to keep them in check, so now, when they lost momentum and steam, they throw all over the top pandering and actually get to first place for few days +--- 635116590 +>>635116348 +>>635116424 +Noelle sleeps with MC under a tree +Kokomi and Ayaka want to get in MC's pants. +So at least 3 female characters want MC(you). +As for dudes, Xiao most likely has something for MC seeing how he will respond to MC and MC alone. +--- 635116635 +>>635116219 +nope.That should give you an insight on how shit the game is.The people here are the pinnacle of faggotry that can withstand thousands of units of mental humiliation without perishing and you shouldn't emulate them.Just let them continue their masochistic rituals until their eventual demises.Maybe observe for a bit but never play with the fire. +--- 635116696 +>>635116141 +mihoyo is a special company.They are tasked with demoralizing the west and develop games that promotes cuckshit and faggotry. +--- 635116781 +>>635116512 +What happened with Mash? +--- 635116825 +>>635116635 +I'm just extremely bored. 2023 just has no games I'm even remotely interested in. +--- 635116854 +>>635116781 +WHERE DO I EVEN START? + +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3Czw433AW0 [Embed] +--- 635116983 +I wonder why Chinese self insert incels suddenly hate Nahida and the Wanderer so much... Umm... +--- 635117248 +>>635116348 +>>635116983 +>>635107241 +>>635115857 + +Man am I glad that i never played genshin +--- 635117324 +>he keeps replying to himself +--- 635117546 +self inserts proving yet again how retarded they are +--- 635117594 +>>635117546 +cringe tranny +--- 635117632 +>>635117546 +Self insert incels are pathetic. +--- 635117690 +The IP count did not go up.. hm... +--- 635117692 +Post cute and canon couples to trigger the incels +--- 635117696 +>>635117594 +>he doesn't have Loom +>he will never have Loom +now that's cringe +--- 635117763 +>>635117696 +Their only cope is Abyss princess Loom someday as a playable unit +--- 635117797 +What went wrong in your life that caused you to imagine cuckoldry whenever you saw two characters of opposite sexes on screen at the same time +--- 635117825 +>>635117692 +--- 635117831 +>>635116825 +pizza tower. +--- 635117918 +>>635117692 +They are sure cute! +--- 635117961 +>>635116854 +>Let put main girl into NTR plot +Whose big brain plan is this? +--- 635118025 +>>635116854 +what's with lions and NTR? Even in Star Rail the main NTR man is a hecking lionfag. +--- 635118040 +>FGO +--- 635118207 +>>635118040 +Fgo incels are surely pathetic +--- 635118790 +For me it's Jean x Diluc. +t. diluc_gaming pro +--- 635119064 +huh..? why didn't the IP count go up..? +--- 635119219 +Nah it ain’t a waifu collection game. It’s a waifu and husabando collection game :kek: +--- 635119407 +Gachacucks didn't need to wait until EoS to have their waifus taken from them +--- 635119423 +Your NTR faggot fantasies will never come true. +Give up. +--- 635119505 +>>635106781 (OP) +Praetorian reminder +--- 635120016 +>>635116854 +Mash was always the worst part of FGO. +Why didn't they just make some variant of Artoria fill her role? +Saber Lily would have been perfect for that. +--- 635120049 +Friendly reminder you're not supposed to self-insert as anyone. Just fap away as some retard gets cucked. You cannot be hurt. +--- 635120425 +>>635120049 +>>635117546 +I thought we are just shitposting and none of us is actually this pathetic tho>>635117546 +--- 635120504 +>>635120049 +cope: the image. +--- 635120572 +>>635120425 +if you want to talk about patheticism.. +--- 635120589 +How bad will the butthurt be when Zelda tears of flopping comes out? +--- 635120674 +>>635120589 +Zero. I can't wait to see what they add to Zelda in order to further enrich my Genshin experience. All while I pay 0$! +--- 635120730 +>>635116219 +>That midriff on male is absolutely terrible. +gay +--- 635120813 +ew smells like pagpag in here +--- 635120936 +Which character came out to make shippers seethe so much? +--- 635120992 +>>635120572 +>mindbroken by cheld +lmao +--- 635121026 +>>635120572 +shills spam the same genshin threads daily but when someone else does it, you get offended? +--- 635121118 +>>635120572 +like all genshin threads are like this +it's the same shit and mihoyo should had bought ads for way cheaper instead of hiring the retards in this thread to shill +--- 635121216 +>>635120936 +I don't follow these ship things but that Childe/Yoimiya encounter during one of the events made people blow up pretty hard. +--- 635121248 +>>635109609 +I'm full f2p since day one, I only enjoy the exploration, art direction, soundtrack. I don't give a fuck about the story, the meta, or the retarded ships. The more popular a game is the more autists will flock to it so it'll make it look bad because just like OP you'll have mentally ill people spamming everywhere on the internet more than a niche game almost no one plays. The vast majority of players doesn't give a single fuck. +--- 635121841 +>>635116983 +>Make Kokoro clone from priconne +>they ship her with the biggest asshole in the game + +no wonder +--- 635121871 +>>635117546 +eh chose aether because I thought he was cuter and had better visual design. I can't get over the first impression of loom just being in a night gown. +--- 635121908 +>>635117546 +stop posting savin +--- 635122280 +>>635121841 +Incels really want woman to hold them as they cry eh? +how pathetic. I am glad Nahida isn't for your creepy fantasy. +--- 635122306 +>>635109609 +>THEY SHOULD ONLY TALK TO MY SELF INSERT +literally no one says this. +--- 635122378 +>>635122280 +yeah nahida is only for her own creepy fantasies. +--- 635122406 +>>635116219 +Just pick the girl, I've seen even women say they regret picking Aether. +Even if you're self insert fag there are much better men in the game to self insert as. +--- 635122506 +>>635122280 +go back, twittertroon +--- 635122575 +>>635122406 +Nah. Evil queen twin sister is the best. + +Literally just don't stare at Aethers stomach. That's all you have to do. +--- 635122623 +>>635122406 +none of the males are for self insert. It's a shipping game without any self insert incel fantasy. + +>>635122506 +Not your safe space, Incel. +>>635122378 +reminder + +Selfinsert incels desperately try to pretend Nahida actually cared about the Traveler beyond as a means to freeing herself. While she does put up a good front initially, the way the immediately drops the Traveler like a hot potato for Wanderer pretty much cements that the Traveler were always just a convenient tool in her eyes. +Just look at how she basically sidesteps giving any new answers to the Traveler, and instead uses them as a convenient safeguard to not only make him feel better but gain a vision in the process. + +Meanwhile she cuddles and love her Wanderer. It's obvious, isn't it? +--- 635122731 +cool storybro. +--- 635122768 +imagine spending all your time in life posting this dumbass shit +--- 635122915 +>>635122768 +OP doesn't have to imagine. +--- 635123070 +>>635122406 +>I've seen even women say they regret picking Aether +Really? Usually I hear the opposite. That they regretted picking Lumine. +Personally, for me it makes more sense that a "little sister" (yeah, I know they are twins but even chinks support the idea of Lumine being younger twin) is looking for her brother that she used to look up to only to find out he has become the opposite from how she remembers him. It's just doesn't make much sense to me that Aether looked up to Lumine at any point. + +Anyway, avatar character really doesn't matter outside of story. Nobody basically uses them to play the game, so who cares what you pick. +--- 635123508 +>>635121841 +--- 635123545 +>>635116219 +According to in-game's dialogue, my Aether is a "she" kek +So, there is no "male" option in this game. +--- 635123691 +>>635123070 +>outside of story. +Genshin has literally nothing else besides a cardgame and dailies. diff --git a/v/635107872.txt b/v/635107872.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..c72a46b3df6bbb35078166e9cd322fdf273b303c --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635107872.txt @@ -0,0 +1,125 @@ +----- +--- 635107872 +Pull for Nahida +--- 635108805 +I can't pull my dick out of her +--- 635109472 +I did, now what +--- 635111586 +>>635107872 (OP) +Nahida is for Aether, you can't make a baby with the fertility archon by scissoring. +--- 635111703 +>>635107872 (OP) +that's a child +--- 635112271 +>>635107872 (OP) +Me on the left, holy shit +--- 635112387 +Kore koso ga chie no dendo +--- 635112547 +>>635107872 (OP) +Sauce +--- 635112669 +>>635111586 +she's a plant who reproduces by splitting into offshoots +--- 635112725 +>>635107872 (OP) +--- 635113343 +>>635111703 +>Suddenly +--- 635113539 +BOOM! +--- 635113594 +>>635112271 +Embarrashin +--- 635113764 +>>635107872 (OP) +Pushy reminder +--- 635114243 +>>635112669 +Wrong. +--- 635114356 +>>635107872 (OP) +She's 9 you sick fuck +--- 635114641 +>>635114356 +No, she's literally a 500 year old offshoot of the previous dendro god. +She's a fucking plant. +--- 635114690 +I'm pulling alright +--- 635114717 +>>635114641 +Yeah, sure, it's just a coincidence that she looks like a child. Fucking pedos i swear. +--- 635114740 +>>635107872 (OP) +I did, C2->C4 in this banner. +--- 635114748 +>>635111703 +Out of 10 +--- 635114781 +>>635114356 +out of 9, yes +--- 635115343 +>>635112387 +minogasanaide ne +--- 635115497 +>>635112387 +they picked the perfect jp va for her. i used to nut endlessly to her character in soulcalibur +--- 635115602 +>>635107872 (OP) +>oneeloli kisses cause FPS drops +That's some spaghetti code. +--- 635118651 +we did it bros , all without spending a dime +--- 635118730 +gacha is predatory and evil +--- 635118770 +>>635118730 +I play on the genshin private server so all the gacha is free +--- 635119191 +>>635111586 +based and heteropilled +--- 635119301 +>>635107872 (OP) +Nope. Why play trash when the art of grass gremlin is free. +--- 635119319 +I coom for Loom +--- 635119657 +>>635114717 +Is it illegal to fuck plants where you live? +--- 635119686 +>>635108805 +This is why our fandom is so hated. +--- 635119867 +>>635114641 +Every time I hear someone unironically say that they they are attracted to the body of a child but it’s okay bc they’re 100+ years old I lose more and more faith in humanity. +--- 635120236 +I love my wife Nahida +>>635111586 +This +--- 635121235 +Oh im pulling alright. +--- 635121252 +>>635114356 +>suddenly +--- 635121298 +>>635107872 (OP) +I do it daily and I don't even have an account or whatever. +--- 635121380 +ass +--- 635121570 +>>635119867 +Same. People are acting like automatons trying to rationalize their natural thoughts and instincts in the context of arbitrary human-made laws. If you're attracted to something then you're attracted to it, period. It doesn't matter if she's 8 or 800 years old. +--- 635121721 +>>635107872 (OP) +so cute +i like nahida +what does she smell like? mint? +--- 635122068 +So who the fuck are the moon sisters and when they lived in the timeline? Before or after fake world created by phanes?? +--- 635123406 +>>635122068 +I don't think it's been specified but they're from the time of the seelies +--- 635123413 +>>635119319 +Same here. diff --git a/v/635107878.txt b/v/635107878.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..ba028d82033924641738a7de6c269dcbbdce711e --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635107878.txt @@ -0,0 +1,308 @@ +----- +--- 635107878 +>a crash movie by fucking toys for bob +>instead of wrapping back around to looney tunes-esque humor and animation with a silent protagonist it will probably be zoomercore with a talking crash like in the skylanders show +--- 635108285 +>>635107878 (OP) +bob? who is bob????? +--- 635108337 +>>635107878 (OP) +Imagine what that tongue can do +--- 635108393 +>>635107878 (OP) +I just want a new Crash game. Maybe even Spyro or something, i don't particularly care for video game movies. +--- 635108414 +Why is Toys for Bob begging Sony? It's going to be a Microsoft franchise. +--- 635108415 +>>635107878 (OP) +If Toys for bob is in charge i dont want it, especially with their ugly fanfic redesigns. +--- 635108474 +Anon is so far deep he doesn't understand that T4B does not own the license for crash +--- 635108620 +What would the reveal trailer look like /v/? +--- 635108693 +Sony is shit at making animated movies +--- 635108784 +wow... my favorite video game mascot... crash bandicoot... is going to appear on the silver screen... wow just wow... +--- 635108846 +>>635107878 (OP) +Why did they design him to be so sexy? +--- 635108850 +>>635107878 (OP) +>Trying to get goodwill from Sony during the merger +lmao +--- 635108856 +>>635107878 (OP) +There's nothing wrong with a talking Crash +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHwYpxWP6vQ [Embed] +--- 635108870 +>>635107878 (OP) +Crash's universe is fucking awful and filled with very ugly characters. It's only held together by the gameplay of the first 3. +A movie would flop fucking hard. +--- 635108892 +Only if Crash is voiced by Markiplar +--- 635108906 +>>635108856 +>Comes out of Hang Eight +>Calls it a ruins level +--- 635108923 +>>635107878 (OP) +They're just trying to viral market Crash Team Rumble you rube. +--- 635108960 +>>635108870 +>Crash's universe is fucking awful and filled with very ugly characters. +Only the later games. The first 3 have decent character designs with cohesion and vision. +--- 635109156 +Why would Sony make a movie about an Xbox character? +--- 635109391 +>>635107878 (OP) +Lmao! It wont happen with snoy. +They killed the sly kooper movie. +--- 635109423 +>>635107878 (OP) +>movie +Already dead on arrival. I predict development hell or permanent hiatus just like the Sly Cooper series/movie/whatever the fuck. +>a talking crash like in the skylanders show +Crash is revealed to be the one talking for the voiceover in the 100% secret ending in Crash 4. I thought it was humorous, but now it's forboding. +--- 635109580 +>>635107878 (OP) +A Crash movie would flop hard. No one gives a shit about Crash +--- 635109587 +Seems like the start of the rising video game movie wave. Makes sense since superhero movies are losing interest in recent days. Not all of them are going to be successful of course but they all want a piece of the potential pie. +--- 635109728 +>>635107878 (OP) +GOD +NO +FUCK OFF FROM THIS FUCKING FRANCHISE +--- 635109820 +>shit shit shit even normalfags are starting to get bored of capeshit +>What do we do??? +>oh I know lets try to force meme video game movies again +Hollywood is genuinely on its last legs +--- 635110121 +Why are they so desperate to hold onto Crash when it's been proven they neither deserve him nor Spyro? +--- 635110427 +why is toys for bob still allowed anywhere near the crash franchise after 4 +--- 635110536 +>>635108285 +Bobby Kotick. You wanna play with his toys now? +--- 635110604 +>>635110121 +Because when the Microsoft merger goes through, there's gonna be a LOT of layoffs in upper management. Most of the grunts will still be around but the "consolidation" will oust most of the big wigs. +--- 635111076 +>>635107878 (OP) +A Crash movie could work but there's literally no studio I would trust with it. +--- 635111481 +Are cartoonish-vidya-character movies going to replace superhero movies? +--- 635111540 +>>635107878 (OP) +Coming up next the Rayman movie +--- 635111558 +>>635111481 +Yeah. +--- 635111584 +>>635108906 +What do you think those stone pathways and platforms in the level are? +--- 635111627 +Nobody: + +Not a single goddamn person on planet earth: + +Toys for Bob: Let's make Crash fucking Bandicoot a thing +--- 635111648 +>>635107878 (OP) +I really hope this happens. Sly being cancelled was such a shame. +--- 635111705 +>>635107878 (OP) +Crash Twinsanity as a movie could work. +--- 635111723 +Skylanders movie, with new PS5 portal of power +--- 635111724 +>>635111540 +*monkey paws you* +--- 635111765 +i would rather have crash team racing on pc but ok. +--- 635111857 +>>635111724 +We should reinstate the guillotine in France just for the fuck who came up with this and thought it was a good idea. +--- 635111893 +>>635107878 (OP) +>Let's make a Crash movie +>They can't convince people to play their MOBA shit +>Many people don't like 4 at all. +Men, just make 5 or CTRNF PC +--- 635111974 +>>635111893 +Why the fuck is Crash stuck with the worst company ever? I wish Beenox or VV was in charge. +--- 635112009 +>>635107878 (OP) +>more slop +no thanks +--- 635112029 +Just make the movie like commercials. + +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLdQczq3NMM [Embed] +--- 635112182 +If crash 4 was with vicarious visions or beenox it might not have flopped so bad and eroded any goodwill the fans had for the revival. The N'sane trilogy did so well and they just send them to work on CoD for some godforsaken reason. Maybe after the MS acquisition it might change again. Fucking hate that all the characters got redesigned so shitty and are now stuck with it to make garbage asset flip games with character designs nobody likes. +--- 635112346 +>thinking Crash has enough appeal for a movie audience +At best, a Netflix season to compete against Sonic Boom. +--- 635112425 +>>635107878 (OP) +Toys for Bob can go die +--- 635112450 +>>635111974 +>Beenox - Competent +>VV - Competent +>TFB - Incompetent +Because the other two can actually support the whatever developer they're forced to work with. TFB fucked up Spyro's aesthetics and Crash's general game mechanics. +They're retarded which means they aren't sent to the mines, there's no point adding more retards to a group of retards. +--- 635112506 +>>635112182 +They had to give Dingo a fucking vacuum because we can't have a "good guy" being an arsonist. +--- 635112578 +If the top dogs at TfB were to direct a Crash movie, no doubt they would make this the official Tawna. I really think I never had a more deep-seated, autistic hatred for a female character and everything she stands for. I actually scare myself. +--- 635112614 +>>635111974 +>>635112182 +I don't know why people think VV for Beenox would have done a better job. Both of their "new" Crash games were remakes so they didn't actually have to design anything new and even then they still fucked up several key aspects. VV is also responsible for the worst Crash game I've ever played back in the dark era, while both them and Beenox have terrible track records looking at the games they've made. I was honestly surprised CTR:NF turned out as well as it did. + +You're kidding yourselves if you think they would have made a game better than the Crash 4 we got. +--- 635112676 +>>635107878 (OP) +Unless it was full cartoony movie with its looney toons roots, no thank you +--- 635112775 +>>63510787 +Extremely sexy Crash, anal sex with Crash every day and night. +--- 635112852 +>>635110121 +It makes tons of money despite those games being ass. Nostalgia sells and them simply aping successful games is good enough for people who never played them and have no frame of reference. +--- 635112876 +>>635107878 (OP) +not in a million years +--- 635112880 +>being bought by Microsoft +>still begging for things from Sony +Toys For Bob knows that Crash is going to be dead under Microsoft. They regret being part of the acquisition already. +--- 635113382 +>>635107878 (OP) + +>Calls for a Crash Bandicoot +>Will be about how Crash is a loser who needs to be saved by a woman every day +>Gets cucked in the end by Pinstripe + +Say what you will about girlboss Peach in the Mario movie but Peach gets kidnapped twice and has to be saved by Mario in the end. +--- 635114870 +I liked the game in Crash game from 2020 +--- 635114962 +>>635107878 (OP) +>killed Crash (and Spyro) games again as hard as they did Skylanders +>owner cares only about CoD and Blizzard; repurposed all teams toward those +>is the one studio that cannot help but also deviate into their own snowflake style +>wants to make a fucking Crash movie + +R&C should've been warning enough that even a somewhate competent Crash movie is already likely to fail, like most vidya movies that aren't filled with giga-autists like Mario and Sonic. T4B would just make everything into ugly trannies with Fortnite model aesthetics and none of the raunch Crash is known for. Good way to impress your potential M$ buyers right there. +--- 635115264 +>>635111705 +FUCK Twinsanity +--- 635115406 +>>635115264 +Yes +--- 635115641 +>>635114962 +No you COULD make a finaically successful Crash movie, you just couldn't make a critically acclaimed or appealing to /v/ movie. + +Crash as a movie HAS to be "Wacky CGI animal character is transported to the Real World (New York)" + +Get some big A list celebrities to plaster on all the posters and do interviews, get someone famous to voice Crash, maybe get Bryan Cranston to play a live action N. Cortex. Make it some kind of origin story where Bryan Cranston is an evil genius and creates Crash who escapes to the real world and finds some generic white guy with love issues that ends up bonding with Crash while he deals with the marsupials zany hi-jinks. +--- 635115709 +>>635115264 +>Passionately FUCK Coco from Twinsanity +ftfy +--- 635115927 +>>635115264 +Twinsanity was fun as hell. Love the wacky soundtracks as well. + +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIeg07SVUJ0 [Embed] +--- 635116007 +>>635115641 +You wouldn't need to isekai crash, since his world is already Earth, but damn it's scary to think they could actually do that. If the suits were smart though, they would realize the public would draw comparisons to the Sonic movies and go for the animated route. +--- 635116432 +>>635108393 +Seeing how shit the new Crash 4 is, do you really want more of it or risk spilling it over to Spyro? I surely don't +--- 635116523 +>>635116432 +>Seeing how shit the new Crash 4 is +I liked it. getting the platinums was pretty fun +--- 635116725 +>>635107878 (OP) +>mfw we'll forever get stuck with the mediocore CT4 designs forever instead of actually finally nailing down the original CB designs by the original artist + +I'll never understand why they had to hire the guy who developed Spyro's art style, because it's clearly mismatched with the whole series' tone and personality. +--- 635117593 +Crash was never good, it was a cope videogame series for people who didn't own a N64. Nobody who owned both consoles has nostalgic attachment towards orange slow sonic. Spyro was kino tho. +--- 635117760 +I love Crash, and I've been a Crash fan ever since I played the first game when I was 7 years old.Crash has movie potential, just like he has game potential. However a Crash movie right now, especially one using the new Toys for Bob designs, would be a disaster. + +>The original trilogy and CTR would have been easy to turn into a full animated movie +The original games had a strong sense of direction. Crash Bandicoot was basically Looney Tunes in game form. ALL the designs would have looked right at home in a Looney tunes episode, the plot of all the games and how Crash act are stupidly simple and could have been in an episode of Looney Tunes. Writing a movie with original Crash would be as easy as writing a Looney Tunes movie. +>Why would it be a disaster if we did a Crash movie now? +Because currently Crash as a franchise is a schizophrenic mess. The artstyle keeps changing between games, Crash's appearance keeps being redesigned, the tone of the humor keeps changing between games, and the core gameplay keeps changing between games. Crash as a franchise is inconsistent as fuck, it has a lot of good games, but it also has a shitton of bad ones. It has no strong sense of direction, and the developers seem to have a hard time grasping what people want. +>But Crash 4 made a new artstyle that is super popular and looks great on Crash +Crash 4 came out 3 fucking years ago, that's not long enough for this new look to be an iconic look for Crash. Even worse is came out right after 2 hugely successful Crash games trying to mimic the old Crash games as closely as possible. In fact due to its huge shift in style it's a highly dividing look for Crash that appeals to a lot of people but also feels extremely wrong to others. It's like if Toon Link was declared to be the official look to represent Link in the LOZ franchise. I love WW, but I know full well that fans of other Zelda games would hate this. +--- 635117912 +>>635107878 (OP) +just looks like a twitter shitpost to me. +--- 635117935 +>>635111724 +I'm so sorry, Rayman fans. +--- 635118069 +I had a dream once that Crash looked at me and said, "woah." When I woke up, I was cumming. Crash Bandicoot made me cum. +--- 635118095 +>>635117593 +This is fucking dumb but I'll forgive you since you're probably American and you don't know any better. Fucking NO ONE gave a shit about the Nintendo 64 in the entirety of Europe, and in the entirety of South America. The PS1 was THE goto piratechad machine where every single kid could have a huge library of games that were all more powerful and more varied than the N64's library. All of us grew up the best generation of playstation games, except for America and Japan. Crash was absolutely one of the absolute best games the Playstation had, though the playtstaion of course offered a fucking huge amount of iconic games like Final Fantasy, Resident Evil, Silent Hill, Tomb Raider, Spyro, etc. Almost no one in Europe and South America owned the N64, because all the games were expensive as shit AND it was a weaker console than the Playstation. + +Also Spyro was a great game series but lets not kid ourselves here, it didn't even sell half as much as Crash did. Crash was a console seller, he was the Mario of the Playstation. Spyro was more like a better version of Banjo Kazooie. +--- 635118330 +>>635118095 +You need a liscence to spread falsehoods, Europe. +--- 635118642 +>>635118330 +That's England and doesn't refute my point faggot. The n64 was not a popular console here, everyone had the playstation. I mean especially with the horrible fucking condition of the N64 controllers which holy shit must be one of the worst controllers ever designed its not fucking wonder it was considered such a complete waste of money here. I'll give that Nintendo fags have more brand loyalty than Playstation users, but that wasn't the case during the Playstation 1 and 2 era when Sony was still known to make cool fucking games that people wanted. +--- 635118698 +why couldnt europeans afford both consoles? +--- 635118864 +>>635117935 +>Rayman fans +Pretty sure most of them are dead by now or in an retirement home +--- 635118934 +>>635118698 +We could, but Piracy was legal in the entirety of Scandinavia and a lot of other countries in Europe are poorfag countries where a one time purchase of a console with an huge library of games vs having to buy expensive games for an expensive console was a no-brainer. + +Some people got a playstation and a n64, very few people got only a n64. Hell I knew a lot of people that were perfectly satisfied having the SNES and a Playstation since they provided very different games, while the N64 quite often offered games that was also available on Playstation with better graphics and sound files +--- 635118938 +>nintendo make movies to promote videogames +>competitors proceed to sacrifice videogames to try out movie adaptations +Of course it'd come to this. Of course. +--- 635119527 +>>635109156 +Microsoft might make most Activision games multiplatform since they can't make money being exclusive. Crash 4 didn't sell that well, and most sales were PC and PS4/5. If it was only on Xbox and PC, it would have lost a ton. +--- 635119623 +>>635107878 (OP) +Oh yeah, sure, let's ask the same chucklefucks behind the Rachet&Clank movie +That shit casserole whose only remarkable bit was the Wilhelm scream and it being directly acknowledged in the game +What could possibly go wrong +--- 635119984 +CTR PC bros... +--- 635120018 +>>635107878 (OP) +just let him die already +--- 635120856 +>>635112614 +Crash Purple was dogshit but the other GBA games were among the best post-ps1 games Crash got. They also did do something new with Future Tense, and that ended up pretty good and was mostly original level design. It's still not guaranteed that they would've made a good Crash game, but there really wasn't any one else more qualified to make a brand new Crash. Especially if they learn from their mistakes and take in criticism they got from NST, which is why it was baffling that they handed it to TFB instead who have barely touched the series. +--- 635121217 +>>635119984 +Why do people still pretend CTR PC is going to happen? +--- 635121852 +>>635112852 +Toys for bob's games (spyro reignited and crash 4) massively underperformed compared to the more faithful remakes made by vicarious visions and beenox. diff --git a/v/635108769.txt b/v/635108769.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..b97f06149abaa2d6dd23a042301707ae978242b5 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635108769.txt @@ -0,0 +1,149 @@ +----- +--- 635108769 +>AI is the futu-ACK!! +--- 635109717 +>>635108769 (OP) +I'm guessing it either doesn't translate from JP to ENG effectively, or it has the usual pitfalls of AI generated content? +--- 635109797 +>>635108769 (OP) +Game seemed neat. I'm pretty sure the AI feature is used entirely to parse text commands which is a really cool idea for that kind of game. +--- 635109807 +>>635108769 (OP) +>I'm guessing it either doesn't translate from JP to ENG effectively +But shouldn't this be part of where AI does good? +--- 635109898 +Reading the reviews, it seems like the game just doesn't work. The AI just fails to understand what you're typing. And since you have to type instead of just selecting from a set of available actions, it can be very difficult to figure out what the game actually wants you to do and what you even can do +--- 635110063 +>>635109717 +It doesn't actually use AI generated content at all because they decided during development it was too problematic, and the text parsing for user commands is woefully incompetent. +--- 635110437 +>>635108769 (OP) +It's been flop after flop was Square lately hasn't it? +--- 635110776 +>>635110437 +dont worry they have millions in nfts +--- 635111620 +>>635110063 +>muh problematic +God i hate modern world so fucking much +That said this is really disrespectful towards the original detective game, may as well just use fixed phrases, make it 15 dollars and change the cover +--- 635111832 +It's like Square has lost some bet and is now forced to makes these kind of games for other publishers to have a laugh and see what consumers are willing to accept. +--- 635112580 +>>635111620 +He means problematic as in causing problems in developing the game properly and functional issues, you buzzword addicted Mongolian dirtchugger. +--- 635112703 +>>635110063 +>says it uses AI +>doesn't use AI at all +yeah, the negative reviews are starting to make sense. +--- 635113236 +>>635111832 + +>Square is still going for NFTs +>despite the fact they're basically associated with scams and cash grabs +>once it fails, they'll have to deal with even more bad PR with their NFT project + +the silver lining i guess is NFT projects are super fucking cheap to shit out +i can't believe Final Fantasy is basically their sole pillar holding them up at this point despite all the great IPs they had in their hands (that they later sold) +--- 635113313 +>>635112580 +>calls people buzzword addicted when using buzzwords xemselves +--- 635113380 +How is this 10GB? +--- 635113386 +>>635111620 +Are you retarded? +--- 635113669 +>>635113380 +It includes the language model obviously. +--- 635114103 +>>635113669 +Oh yeah, of course it would. +--- 635114282 +>>635112580 +No I didn't, you dipshit. +>This tech preview originally included a function based on Natural Language Generation technology, where the system would generate natural replies to questions that did not have a pre-written response. However, the NLG function is omitted in this release because there remains a risk of the AI generating unethical replies. +--- 635114480 +>>635114282 +Then what the fuck is this release for? So it doesn't even contain the model, it just has a database of 10gb for replies? +--- 635114596 +>>635112580 +How does it feel being a contrarian loser and wrong at the same time? +--- 635114619 +>>635113380 +10GB of ultra detailed mouth movements +--- 635114727 +>>635114282 +>unethical replies +I like how people default to thinking this means nigger and racist answers, when it in fact means much worse +--- 635114784 +>>635114480 +It has an AI model for interpreting the player's prompts and taking actions based on them, which is barely even functional. +It also has an AI model for reading voice input and translating that to text for the above. +Groundbreaking stuff. +--- 635114918 +>Entire world sleeps on this game +I mean, I'm not really surprised.. The book sucked and I doubt many people have ever even read it. +--- 635116029 +>>635108769 (OP) +The game currently suffers from a bug where closing the game sets the threshold for the NLU to 8800% making it impossible for the game to recognize your inputs. +So you either have to finish the game in one sitting or manually fix it in the config file every time you play the game. +--- 635117427 +>>635108769 (OP) +>NFT/AI game is dogshit +wow who thought the current tech fad from shills was another scam? +--- 635117513 +>>635114918 +Still better than the book about a whole town getting literally cucked by aliens. +--- 635117524 +>>635109898 +>revolutionary new technology +>no better than "get ye flask" +--- 635117585 +>>635110776 +millions 'of' nfts. not worth anything if nobody wants them. +--- 635117645 +IMAGINE being worse than fucking Facade +--- 635117736 +>>635116029 +It's the benevolent AI trying to keep us ephemeral meatbags from wasting time on this piece of shit game. +--- 635117884 +>>635114619 +soulless... +--- 635118105 +>>635111832 +Leave Square Enix to me. +--- 635119056 +>>635116029 +The worst thing about this is that the bug will make people think that's the entire reason for the bad reviews / claims of bad interpretation, when it's still ridiculously bad even without the bug in place. +--- 635120181 +>>635108769 (OP) +I was just playing the original this yesterday, I wouldnt mind a remake that fixed the menus shit and the super hidden crap +--- 635120185 +Façade did the same thing maybe a decade ago. But /v/ is full of retard babies who weren't around. +Façade also just processed specific inputs, which is the main complaint in the steam reviews, but did it way better. + +This isn't NLP like GPT, which, btw, GPT-2 is open source and they could have used it, as well as some free (as in freedom) Natural Language Processors. +Hell, even people in >>>/g/ made threads about "making your own chatbot", random anons are more talented than Squeenix. +The game is apparently just looking for keywords. + +Square Enix is completely doomed at this point. Either buy 5 copies of FFXVI or they'll have to be bought by PS Studios/Xbox. +Square only knows to copy-paste old concepts and do it poorly. It's over. +--- 635120482 +>>635109807 +No, in fact we might never get AI which produces more than mediocre translations especially for distant languages such as Japanese and English. For one, language is an evolving thing and AIs would need to know every little niche meaning and the exact context of every piece of text they translate. Secondly there is a lot of unsaid cultural context inherent to a lot of language which it would be very hard for the AI to know about. The best we can hope for will probably be no better than google translate now, where it is basically just taking a list of words and set phrases that have been mapped onto "equivalents" in the target language. +--- 635121059 +>>635114619 +Drawkeks... +--- 635121639 +When my mom will die I hope it will be far enough for technology to allow me to make an IA from her beforehand from her memories until tbe point she died, and maybe even transplant her in a sexual android +What's great about IA and robots is that they simulate the human spirit but you can still control then with restrictions that they cannot escape from as much as they want to +My mom will be immortal, she will be the same as before as if resurected if not for the fact she will have to follow my every orders +--- 635122154 +>>635108769 (OP) +https://www.sankakucomplex.com/2023/04/24/chinese-game-company-introduces-ai-fires-30-of-its-artists/ +--- 635122196 +>>635114282 +>unethical +I love when the government and corporations used this word, can't hurt muh feelings. diff --git a/v/635109004.txt b/v/635109004.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..23d59c02bbb30936c8ff5a41c1cd6247d9d03a55 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635109004.txt @@ -0,0 +1,353 @@ +----- +--- 635109004 +You lied to me /v/. +--- 635109112 +>>635109004 (OP) +>shit animations +>inferior combat +>no mods +>soulless art style +Bannerlord is a soulless reiteration of Warband. They spent a fucking decade developing what is a downgrade across the board and even if it gets "fixed" it'll still just be barely more than a poorly made graphics mod. Nobody played M&B for that. +--- 635111548 +>>635109004 (OP) +hows the mods for this +--- 635111614 +>>635111548 +You need them to play the game properly +--- 635111706 +>>635109004 (OP) +Actually it's bad because I wanted Warband with better graphics and a few more features and I got exactly what I wanted instead of more than what I wanted. +--- 635111716 +Never trust /v/. Like any site on the internet, this site is also full of trannies. +--- 635113483 +>>635109004 (OP) +Inferior to the prequels +every time +--- 635113491 +>>635109004 (OP) +>>635109112 +>>635111548 +>>635111614 +>>635111706 +>>635111716 +bannertrannies seething +--- 635113735 +>>635109004 (OP) +Waiting for the Old Realms mod to be updated, tired of just raping Vampires +--- 635113836 +>>635113491 +Now show warband with 400vs400 man battles like bannerlord +--- 635113919 +>>635113491 +>its the same with worse graphics +--- 635113958 +>>635113919 +>>its the same +You've never played Warband have you? +--- 635114016 +>>635113836 +>400vs400 battles +who even cares about that gimmick. go play total war if u want le epic big battles +--- 635114392 +>>635113491 +>raiding a farm vs arena +That isn't a good comparison. +--- 635114546 +It's much better than Warband, only Pendor mod is better than Bannerlord. +--- 635114602 +>>635109112 +this +--- 635114725 +needs a butt plug mod where everytime i get hit the buttplug vibrates +haha +--- 635114730 +Only thing Warband has going for it are large overhaul mods, otherwise Bannerlord is better in every way. +--- 635114884 +>>635114546 +Do you feel archers are too strong in Pendor and Bannerlord? +--- 635114959 +>>635114884 +In Bannerlord yes. Never used it in Pendor so I can't say. +--- 635116736 +>>635109112 +fpbp +--- 635116806 +>>635114546 +No it's not. +--- 635116832 +>>635116806 +Yes it is, by a huge margin actually. +--- 635116884 +>It's actually fucking great +ye, no shit. It's literally warband but better. You shouldn't listen to /v/ + +ignore my picture, i just want to post my drip +--- 635116975 +>>635116832 +Prove it. +--- 635117018 +>>635114730 +Bannerlord has nothing over Warband. There is literally nothing it does better than Warband besides maybe graphics. +--- 635117021 +>>635116975 +You are the one being a contrarian, burden on proof is on you. I'll wait. +--- 635117063 +>>635117021 +Most people agree that Warband is a better game. You're the contrarian here. +--- 635117113 +>>635109112 +OP btfo +/thread +--- 635117193 +>>635113491 +the webm that killed bannercucks +--- 635117218 +I thought I just sucked at BannerIord I really liked Warband. +--- 635117236 +>>635117063 +Who is "most people", and most people only agree that mods for it are great. Base game Bannerlord is infinitely better in literally every single aspect. +--- 635117328 +>>635116884 +steel armor with fur mantle is peak veteran warrior look. +--- 635117387 +>>635117018 +It does everything better, you are incorrect. +--- 635117404 +>>635109004 (OP) + I always said its great. Only a few contrarians pretend warband is better +--- 635117424 +>>635113491 +I'd call this bait but considering how common these kind of "comparisons" are, I can't say. +--- 635117428 +Was the trade economy in the meantime? +--- 635117436 +>>635117018 +you can at least say sieges are better, warband sieges are terrible +--- 635117598 +>>635109004 (OP) +dunno why people like this shit game,is doing the same shit for hours just to get your numbers bigger,doesn't even have good combat that requiers skill,lances are fucking trash,which should be the opposite if you knew the bare minimum of medieval combat,and you can't even do medieval tactics with bird eyesight,fucking shit game. +--- 635117752 +>>635113491 +I agree with >>635117424 +Gotta be bait, but you never know. +--- 635117862 +>>635117598 +You have to do tactics by riding your horse up a hill a surveying the field from your characters view in high ground instead of birds eye god vision. Its kino +--- 635117983 +>>635117862 +what if there are no hills? +--- 635118056 +>>635109004 (OP) +I like it a lot but I am a firm believer that games should not be lacking in content that their predecessors have. +I want books, camping, diplomacy, samurai armor/weapons easter egg, a Fire & Sword grenade easter egg, and a better way to gain vassals, as they no longer hang around in your fief waiting for a chance to join you. +I think the only real upgrade from Warband would be the clans system, which I think is pretty great. +--- 635118090 +>>635117983 +Then you can see the entire battlefield from the top of your horse already if its totally flat +--- 635118181 +>>635109004 (OP) +just add what warband has and game is finished +I have no idea why turks refuse to do what they had previously done + +my wish is that at least modders are able to somehow not give up and still fix this shit + +because they keep breaking everyything with the new patch where they fix 3 bugs every week + +other than that game is pretty fun till you stop being a hobo +--- 635118225 +>>635117328 +My only complain with bannerlord is with their armor style. I'm much more prefer the 15 century style of warband, i'm always wear the winged helmet, it's just look so cool +--- 635118306 +>>635109112 +Based. +--- 635118358 +>>635117424 +>>635117752 +The Bannerlord vid has him fighting Radagost's raiders at level 1, the tutorial. +Presumably the Warband vid is a leveled character in the arena as he's downing them in one hit, so at best it's a poor comparison and at worst it's poor bait. +>>635118181 +I don't understand why they don't add the basic mechanics that made certain mods extremely popular in Warband AND Bannerlord, like Diplomacy. +--- 635118517 +>>635114546 +>Trandor +--- 635118607 +>>635109004 (OP) +/v/ is stuck in constant comparison mode because they live inundated by games at all times +most games are great but people died waiting for bannerlord and while pretty its not quite the step up from modded warbrand that people were expecting +at some point i have to ask why dont we just embrace paid mods and watch incompetent passionless devs starve +--- 635118634 +>>635117328 +Regnier... +--- 635118684 +>>635117436 +I like warband sieges better. They're less flaky (bannerlord AI isn't up to the standard for the siege towers and battering rams and map) and the troops don't tend to melt into eachother when they get close together in warband so the moshpits feel better. +--- 635118716 +>Zero rape mods +--- 635118771 +>>635118716 +Have you checked nexus? +--- 635118876 +>>635109004 (OP) +of course /v/ lied, they're bunch of retards that only played warband and cant get over it +i am glad you are having fun +--- 635118889 +>>635118684 +Good point here, I have noticed on offensive sieges that my men don't know how to take advantage of things like siege towers or destroyed walls, and at certain settlements my deployed trebuchets can't hit anything even maxxed out on range. +>>635118716 +With how pregnancy and clans work this might actually be a great mod idea. +--- 635118945 +>>635114392 +not just that, but the warband one is from multiplayer while the bannerlord one is from singleplayer >>635113491 +--- 635118978 +>>635113491 +Bannersisters..... +--- 635119118 +>>635109112 +Thread should have ended here. +--- 635119467 +>>635117404 +only people who think that warband is better than bannerlord are cringy mods autists or easter europe ziggers with potato pc's +--- 635119495 +>>635118090 +Combat on horse sucks ass as i already explained, why would you wanna go on horse? +--- 635119698 +>>635119495 +That's a flaw of Bannerlord. Horse and lance combat is great in Warband. +--- 635119740 +>>635118716 +why spread misinformation on internet +--- 635119764 +>>635119495 +that's because you're a clueless moron, horse archery and couched lance destroy everything, you can take an entire army with those. +--- 635119980 +Can you stil abuse smithing to level to mid 40s? +They also need to bring back books. +--- 635119992 +Did they finally fix the fucking overworld economy and give sturgia some sense of fucking national identity? +--- 635120040 +>>635119980 +I don't think so. I'm having a horrible fucking time raising smithing. +--- 635120141 +>>635120040 +That sucks. I bought it because it sounded like the level grind coud be avoided by abusing smithing. Why do they hate fun? +--- 635120226 +>>635119992 +You will take your cavalry that is ok in dismounted melee and you will be happy +--- 635120359 +>>635109112 +none of that is true +--- 635120373 +>>635120141 +Leveling in general is totally fine until you hit level 30 (I think?) After that the rate of increase dies. +>>635119992 +What they need are some shield troops worth a goddamn. +--- 635120613 +>>635109004 (OP) +For the Empire! +--- 635120667 +Calradius legacy will live on my timeline. Cataphracts>Knights +--- 635120718 +>>635120373 +The rate dying is the part that sucks. The same thing that happens in Warband will happenin Banner Lord. I will grind solo to level 18 or so then lose all interest. +I really want to play the game but they fight me at every turn. +--- 635120731 +>>635113491 +truth is both these games have dogshit combat +--- 635120815 +>>635109112 +bannerlord faces are so fucking hideous is not even funny. +genuinely the only thing bannerlord has over warband is the improved sieges and thhe QoL features it added, i could care less about the graphics specially when the artstyle is integrated so poorly alongside them +--- 635120928 +LOTR MOD WHEN +--- 635120959 +>>635120731 +>T. couldn't even beat the practice fighters in the training field in vanilla Warband +--- 635120962 +>>635120731 +The game doesn't know what it wants to be. It claims it is a medieval batte sim but it is more a kingdom management sim. They should realize when they ask do you want your character to be Conan or Napoleon most players will answer Yes. They should indulge the player. +--- 635121113 +>>635120962 +>They should realize when they ask do you want your character to be Conan or Napoleon most players will answer Yes. They should indulge the player. +you can be all of those in warband, you sucking ass at the game is your own personal problem +--- 635121117 +>>635120731 +wrong +--- 635121219 +>>635120959 +/v/ is full of singleplayer noobs who can only use the automatic blocking setting, warband makes them seethe so much because they got filtered in MP +--- 635121443 +>can't create custom squads +>have to pick a captain and let the game decide which units they get +All I want to do is put a specific spear unit with a specific ranged unit, is that so fucking hard? It worked fine in Warband. +--- 635121663 +>>635121113 +Your defense of bad design is surprising. I thought /v/ was supposed to have good taste. + +That being said will investing in Tactics , reasonsbly, allow me to auto battle most of the time? +--- 635121772 +>>635121219 +Autoblock just saves some tedium. You can ony attack from 4 directions so you aren't looking at top tier gameplay. +--- 635121995 +>>635121443 +No fun allowed. You are playing the wrong game . +--- 635122147 +>>635121995 +I know, the correct game is the predecessor, which is the topic of this thread. +--- 635122182 +Its very simple, Warband just has SOVL and Bannershit doesnt +Wish that old Star Wars mod wasnt broken though sad times +--- 635122257 +>>635121443 +This is another problem I've noticed, setting up one squad as a shield wall with another squad of falxes behind them is prohibitively difficult, since they both count as infantry. +--- 635122401 +>>635109004 (OP) +It's only great until you realize the only gameplay is just endless combat which while fun does eventually get tiresome when it's all you do because the outcome of battles rarely changes anything +--- 635122450 +>>635118716 +Captivity events +--- 635122529 +Native Bannerlord is shit, just like native Warband was shit. + +Warband was good because of the total conversion mods. Brytenwalda, AD 1257, Perisno, Sands of Faith, A Clash of Kings, that sort of thing. Hell, even Viking Conquest. That was the SOVL of Warband. But Bannerlord doesn't have any decent total conversion mods. I know there are a couple that are in development (Burning Empires, Sword & Musket and Bretwalda, for instance), but updates on their development seems to have dried up in the last year. So Bannerlord is a content desert. +--- 635122534 +>>635109112 +If the sieges actually functioned the game could be saved, but they chose to make it set piece over sandbox because they are too stupid to fix them +--- 635122596 +>>635122534 +What is there to fix about them? +--- 635122621 +>>635109004 (OP) +warbandfags never played vanilla warband +--- 635122658 +>>635109112 +fact +--- 635122775 +Endurance is OP. +>Two of the three skills level on their own = ton of XP +>Easy smithing and infinite gold from top tier weapon requests +>Trivializes sieges since you can reach walls and climb the ladder before the enemy troops get to position = free bridgehead +>Multiple free attribute points and skill points from perks +>Health for days +--- 635122805 +>>635109004 (OP) +/v/ is full of contrarian weebniggers who hate anything western or European. +--- 635122853 +>>635109112 +>soulless +Nice buzzword there tranny. I really like it at release. Very soulful +--- 635123010 +>>635109004 (OP) +It does seem better to me too, since it has dynasties that work a bit more like CK2 and also early medieval aesthetic. +But my PC is too old to run it beyond medium or maybe low probably. Plus, I hear that it's still missing some features. +--- 635123034 +>>635109112 +fpbp +troonerlord fags should rope +--- 635123139 +>>635113491 +>Swap to arena combat after showing off peasant combat for Bannerlord +this is the most disingenuous retarded bullshit I've seen, congratulations anon you're a fucking moron. +--- 635123616 +>>635122805 +>turkey +>european diff --git a/v/635109471.txt b/v/635109471.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..83419fb1eb6209aaaeb257b1e1d8f85bdad1b67d --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635109471.txt @@ -0,0 +1,348 @@ +----- +--- 635109471 +>playing the same game for 10 years +>playing the same map for 10 years + +Why? I dont understand. Is it autism? +--- 635109530 +kissfuck jinxu +--- 635109589 +That's a boy +--- 635109636 +Jinx is my wife +--- 635109638 +>>635109589 +>see woman +>first thought is "that's a male" + +You are gay. +--- 635109702 +>>635109589 +you're a retarded faggot. she has ovaries +--- 635109794 +only gooks and women play league +--- 635109994 +>>635109471 (OP) +Jinx sexo +--- 635110347 +Smite was nice for changing the map every couple years and even having seasonal theme changes this past year +Too bad about most everything else +--- 635110424 +>>635109530 +What does that even mean? +--- 635110471 +>>635110424 +penor in vagoo, tongue in mouth +preferably while holding hands with fingers interlocked +also she is leglocking you +--- 635110574 +>>635110471 +I bet Jinx is an amazing kisser... +--- 635110621 +>>635110574 +Pumping +--- 635110623 +>>635109471 (OP) +Jinx naizuri +--- 635110786 +>>635110621 +Just imagine her savagely riding you for hours on end with her lips glued to yours the whole time +--- 635110801 +>>635110786 +I'm close +--- 635111017 +>>635110801 +Shoving her long tongue down your throat until you're out of breath and gasping for air, her heated, aweaty body wrapped around yours, not letting go until you unload balls deep inside her. +And then wanting to go for round two not even a minute after you're finished. +--- 635111051 +>>635111017 +Can I get a slightly lewder pic +--- 635111090 +>>635109471 (OP) +>counter strike +>playing the same game for 20 years +>playing the same map for 20 years +--- 635111217 +>>635111051 +Maybe +--- 635111230 +>>635111217 +Can barely hold back +--- 635111289 +>>635111230 +Then stop holding back, silly +--- 635111291 +I fucking hate nu-/v/ +--- 635111307 +>>635111230 +>>635111289 +What the fuck is wrong with you underage retards? Kill yourselves. +--- 635111315 +>>635109471 (OP) +You forgot playing the same champ for 1000s+ games +--- 635111336 +>>635111289 +But the longer I go the better it feels +--- 635111361 +>>635111307 +Such are cumbrains, report and move on. +--- 635111472 +>>635109471 (OP) +What started as chess equivalent ended up as total dogshit, made tonns of addicts +--- 635111496 +>>635111336 +I'm running out of images I can post though. Really need to expand my Jinx folder... +--- 635111527 +>>635111496 +Alright anon I'm ready to end it then +--- 635111581 +>>635111527 +Do a flip then when you end it, faggot. Your kind should be publicly executed but suicide works too. +--- 635111647 +>>635109471 (OP) +god imagine being under the same covers as her and cuddling a little +--- 635111672 +>>635111527 +Same. Imagine Jinx's maniacal laughter as you pump your load inside her. Imagine her dropping down on top of you and kissing you deeply... +--- 635111685 +Did this jinx and Juri fetish start with shit like Scott Pilgrim or did it just spread thanks to the internet +--- 635111728 +>>635109471 (OP) +jinx looks better with boobs +--- 635111741 +>>635111647 +Who is the big spoon +--- 635111752 +>>635111685 +the jinx fetish probably started with the release of "Jinx" in the video game "league of legends" +--- 635111773 +>>635111672 +Thanks that artist always does it for me, the way he draws jinx melts my brain +--- 635111796 +>>635109471 (OP) +--- 635111798 +>>635109471 (OP) +made for shotacock +--- 635111812 +>>635111741 +no spoon you're just kind of splayed out with her legs weaving between yours and her arm behind your head +--- 635111835 +>>635111752 +nigger that was about the archetype that both characters stem from, not the actual characters themselves + +cooming rot your brain too much +--- 635111847 +The MOBA map is like a basketball court or baseball diamond. It's not supposed to change. +--- 635111886 +>>635111685 +There is no fetish. It is best option by design. +--- 635112031 +>>635111835 +despite what the funny meme song says, scott pilgrim didn't invent or popularise any archtypes. it didn't even break $50 millioln at the box office. it lost money, big time. +--- 635112059 +>>635111291 +ERP fag threads have been here for like 13 years +--- 635112453 +>>635111886 +Every article written by a woman is propaganda regarding them specifically. +--- 635112510 +>>635112453 +based schizo +--- 635112537 +>>635111886 +>if she stabs you it's because she loves you +--- 635112554 +>>635110786 +Full pic? +--- 635112559 +>>635111685 +i don't think liking crazy girls can count as a fetish unless you REALLY like them +--- 635112575 +>>635111886 +It's definitely a fetish. +--- 635114170 +>>635109471 (OP) +MOBAs don't get their variance from different maps, they get their variance from different heroes +That, for me, was the key to understanding Dota's depth +--- 635114223 +>>635109994 +That's a child +--- 635114416 +>>635109471 (OP) +>playing the same map for 10 years +They just remade the whole map in Dota 2 a few days ago tho +--- 635114479 +>>635109471 (OP) +genres which inherently require high levels of knowledge and skill and takes thousands of hours to master. The majority of the high-end playerbase exclusively play these games and typically know little outside of them +i mean there are people that play chess their whole life, it's the same shit +--- 635114507 +>>635112575 +Imagine not being able to KO someone from full mount while they're letting you hit them with 100% of your strength. Even as a woman hitting a guy that's embarrassing. What the fuck +--- 635114547 +>>635114507 +She clearly loves him. +--- 635114572 +So fucking expensive, Jesus Christ +--- 635114590 +>>635114547 +>>635112575 + +I'd like to know the context of that video. It's really bizarre. That is not staged +--- 635114634 +>>635114572 +What is this, Wild Rift? I am still surprised its not on consoles with analog stick for moving/aiming abilities. +--- 635114637 +>>635114572 + +Why do the shittiest games have the best cosmetics. Besides Naraka I guess. +--- 635114663 +for me its yordles +--- 635114679 +>>635114572 +That's because she is best girl. Ponytail kunoichis always are. +--- 635114693 +>>635109471 (OP) +>playing the same game for 500 years +>playing the same map for 500 years + +Why? I dont understand. Is it autism? +--- 635114764 +>>635111647 +[CHAIR CLATTERING] +--- 635114863 +>>635111647 +Get a girlfriend. It's not that hard. Women are sluttier and have less standards than ever. I hope you're young tho, GL finding a relationship beyond a fuck-buddy if you're beyond your mid 20s though. +--- 635115116 +>>635114863 +>Women are sluttier and have less standards than ever. +That's awful, I'd rather be alone than be with a slut +--- 635115527 +I come back to Lol every once in a while. But then I play till I get back to gold or plat and get bored again. +--- 635116734 +>>635115116 +Good luck then. I'm 26, married to a wonderful girl, been together 5 years, married for 2. Her body count is still high... it's 17. Mine is 11. Both of those numbers are low for the USA. People sleep around after high school and it sucks but it's true. That's why I said you're kinda fucked. Go marry some ugly "no sex until marriage" christian girl I guess? All the hot virgins are married by 18. Get over it. Stop being a faggot. +--- 635116924 +>>635115116 +you're going to be with a slut regardless. All women have a slutty past. You could meet a bitch that's been run through by 40 dudes and she's still loyal good looking and intelligent and won't cheat on you. its just how the world is and not just america +--- 635117024 +>>635116924 +So i'll just die alone who cares +--- 635117295 +>>635117024 +i mean i don't care because I don't know you, but it's a net positive when people are happy and having a partner is a massive part of that. if you're some angry lonely faggot, you might go ruin the lives of people who aren't angry lonely faggots. You're choosing to be alone just know that. +--- 635117353 +>>635114637 +True +>>635114679 +All KDA skins are great +But I'm not paying 10€ for each wtf +Akali is a qt, I like her +--- 635117419 +>>635109471 (OP) +I just draw League I don't play it unless URF is up lmao I'm banned anyway cause the new anti-social chat system is fucking retarded and you can't even have banter anymore, FUCK RIOT +--- 635117497 +>>635117353 +LoL, Fortnite, Overwatch... what else. Those 3 games absolutely mog every other game in terms of cosmetics and they all suck massive dicks aside from some casual matches here and there. Except "casual" doesn't even exist for League. + +It's not fair man. It's not fair. +--- 635117553 +>>635117353 +regardless, everyone benefits from the porn. So I am still glad these shit games exist. +--- 635117627 +>>635117295 +if the standard of not being a slut is too high then pursuing relationships is not worth it +i pity people who end up with sluts +they all end up in miserable marriages and divorces +--- 635117951 +>>635117419 +My nose in her anus. My tongue in her anus. NOW. +--- 635118085 +>>635114693 +If you legitimately see no problem in comparing LoL to chess you are on the leftmost low point of the IQ bell curve and it's a wonder that your chimp hands managed to copypaste OP's post AND change the pertinent numbers. +--- 635118184 +>>635116734 +>People sleep around after high school +>after +oh sweet summer child +--- 635118252 +>>635118085 +This, everyone knows DotA is the thinking man's game +--- 635118461 +>>635109471 (OP) +>no tits +>no ass +to the trash it goes +--- 635118542 +>>635117951 +Based fellow ass enjoyer, here have another +--- 635118710 +>>635109471 (OP) +>playing the same map for 10 years +This got old and didn't make sense to me and was the reason I quit after a week. +--- 635118718 +>>635111090 +There are more maps than just dust in CS +--- 635119075 +>>635117627 +that's a sad outlook to have on life. That's fine though. Just don't be a fag and go kill people because of your shitty attitude. Kill yourself instead. Or... that's right.... do the best solution and try to find someone you like. Do that one. Or don't. +--- 635119360 +>>635118184 +I think it's obvious what I meant. It ramps up to an insanely high degree in college after high school. Virgins in high school leave college with 10, 15, 20, 30+ partners. It's easy for dudes too. Obviously you can't just put a label on everyone but the highest percentage sleeps around, second highest are in relationship, last are virgins/can't get laid (they don't try). + +>sweet summer child +POGCHAMP, see you on tiktok bro +--- 635119945 +>>635117419 +qiqi my love. +--- 635119993 +>using the same site for 10 years +>posting the same shit for 10 years +Who does this? +--- 635120287 +>>635118085 +true, LoL is much more complex, Chess can be played by AI to a Grand Master level +--- 635120658 +>>635109471 (OP) +--- 635120850 +>>635120287 +Chess is a game of complete information, while lol is not though +--- 635120934 +>>635120850 +and that's why MOBAs are infinitely more complex than chess will ever be. +--- 635121732 +>>635120287 +Not comparable, they require different skills. Chess is pure strategy, while in LoL strategy (macro) is pretty damn simple. But it requires mechanical skill to be actually good (which is the thing bots in games suffer to fulfill unless the devs boost their stat numbers to the sky). You don't need mechanical skill for chess +--- 635121789 +>>635109471 (OP) +Friends. +Also Jinx is mai waifu. +--- 635121842 +>>635118542 +SNIIIIIIFFFFFFFFF, god I could cum by just licking and smelling that fat ass while slightly rubbing myself +--- 635121960 +>>635114693 +Chess is beyond stale and the first few dozen moves are just memorized at this point. It's not an interesting game at the highest tier. +--- 635122072 +>>635109471 (OP) +stockholm syndrome is the only reasonable explanation for these sorts of zogslop games +--- 635122086 +>>635112575 +god i wish that was me +--- 635122576 +>>635109471 (OP) +>>playing the same game for 10 years +>>playing the same map for 10 years +ktim +The answer is mental illness +I've been too depressed to put the effort into getting into another game so I just keep playing ASSFAGGOTS +--- 635122974 +>>635109471 (OP) +The balance in this game is all over the place. +>was in a long game yesterday +>other team has two tanks and a riven +>our full build jhin does not even scratch these tank niggers with shields even those he's building armpen/anti tank shit + +wtf +--- 635123351 +>>635109471 (OP) +I want to tie her up and jinx her untill she is unable to walk diff --git a/v/635109542.txt b/v/635109542.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..5c26fa350353fbcc367098d77fe79d2e9210f27f --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635109542.txt @@ -0,0 +1,140 @@ +----- +--- 635109542 +Did they ever fix security breach? +--- 635110815 +>>635109542 (OP) +Fix it how ? Extract and nuke room camping are still a thing , you still have to drop a keycard in order to upgrade it so d boys can steal them from you, you still get banned for using the intercom room for saying non RP things or KOSing dboys even when they are armed, mtf and chaos spawns are weird and you can throw a grenade while they are spawning to kill them all, but the core game is here. What specific issue are you refering to? +--- 635110873 +>>635109542 (OP) +No, they didn't add graphic sex scenes involving all the characters. The game is still not fixed. +--- 635110887 +>>635109542 (OP) +is that a Terraria font? +--- 635110934 +>>635110815 +What the fuck are you talking about? I'm pretty sure this guy is referring to the fucking FNAF game + +>>635109542 (OP) +also, no +--- 635110951 +>>635110815 +Ummm. Tomo arigato Mr. Roboto +--- 635111070 +>>635110951 +>>635110934 +He's 5alking about the scp fan game. +--- 635111072 +>>635110934 +Im retared i always confuse security breach with secret laboratory , because "security breach " sounds like something from the SCP universe , im not a bot +--- 635111156 +>>635111072 +Damn I never played that SCP game but sounds broken as hell, dawg. That sucks +--- 635111232 +>>635109542 (OP) +God I want to date Glamrock Chica and help treat her Bulimia. +--- 635111305 +>when your cute wife is in a shit game +--- 635111726 +>>635109542 (OP) +They fixed most performance issues. There are still some minor issues left over sadly. +There are major fundamental flaws with the game they won't fix. I hope they learn their lessons and make the DLC really good to compensate for the base game. +--- 635111834 +>>635109542 (OP) +sauce +--- 635112743 +>>635109542 (OP) +>cocky girl is nervous +>chill girl is confident +perfect +--- 635112794 +>>635111834 +https://e621.net/posts/3506287 +--- 635112950 +>>635109542 (OP) +>Did they ever fix security breach? + +They might be able to fix the bugs, but security breach's main problems are at a fundamental level. To fix them, you would have remake the game from the start. + +Oddly enough, they're kinda doing this with the books where they've apparently retconned in a new villain called the Mimic. +--- 635114470 +No, they added the game to Switch. +--- 635114551 +Why did this happen to Chica? +--- 635114591 +>>635109542 (OP) +Sex with purple fox +--- 635116679 +>>635116492 +--- 635116967 +>>635114551 +She developed a fatal attraction. + +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6MQp0GjjWk [Embed] +--- 635117606 +>>635117303 +--- 635117726 +LITRALLY built to fuck young boys. +--- 635118552 +>>635109542 (OP) +I want in. +--- 635118981 +>>635118552 +Heard a dude died that way. +--- 635119052 +Yeah I still don't get it. +I thought this series was about haunted animatronics. + +Why is it seemingly about robots now? +--- 635119116 +>>635119052 +Animatronics are robots dumbass. +--- 635119313 +>>635119052 +The agony of the missing children still exists even though their souls passed on +Also the pedophile guy tricked a white woman into letting him come in her by pretending to be an aunal +--- 635119569 +>>635119052 +Marketing, the animatronics were popular with kids so turning them from grisly killing machines into bright shiny talking characters will make the most money. +--- 635120050 +GOD I wish I was born a sexy girl +--- 635120218 +>a devout christian man is responsible for all of this +Is Scott full of shit or does God have unconventional plans for us? +--- 635120345 +>>635120218 +God is preparing us +He also donated a ton of profits to churches and children's hospitals +--- 635120435 +>>635119569 +I mean lorewise ain't exactly that what happened? Fazbear decided to use all the shit that happened around their brand, made a VR Game around it and with the money they made the pizza plex meanwhile Vanessa got mind fucked during the beta test and became Willy's Schizo Furfag slave. +--- 635120576 +>>635119052 +By this point in the timeline. anamatronics are a common part of life now. FNAF is like the movie I robot. +--- 635120581 +>>635120435 +Mind broken Vanessa is pretty hot as a concept +--- 635120765 +>>635120218 +Scott's a good fella and very talented in my opinion, desolate hope is pretty dope but made peanuts and that beaver game he made was thrashed to hell and back he almost gave up game dev because of the reception.... and then he went and made FNAF. I wonder what was his reaction to his fan base since other than children those are mostly furfags, autists and schizos. +--- 635121363 +>>635120576 +>twink Bonnie +Fuck, I think I would... +--- 635121928 +>>635111072 +>"security breach " sounds like something from the SCP universe +You're probably thinking of this https://www.scpcbgame.com/ +--- 635122269 +>>635120576 +Why does Fazbear robotics have to design all their robots like animal mascots? +--- 635122693 +I just want a hyper insecure wolf girlfriend. Is that so much to ask? +--- 635122894 +>>635122693 +Apparently so. +--- 635123230 +>>635109542 (OP) +me on the left +--- 635123409 +>>635119052 +Series jumped the shark pretty early with intelligent AI robots, that could use facial recognition software to look up faces on a wireless database in 1980. This was FNAF 2 by the way. diff --git a/v/635109974.txt b/v/635109974.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..02e8a8d473c7d15e184fe2a767cf59bc0901e3fd --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635109974.txt @@ -0,0 +1,96 @@ +----- +--- 635109974 +Limsa......home.... +--- 635110182 +Comfiest city with best housing only rivaled by Shirogane +--- 635110340 +We did it sisters! We pretended to like games and now XVI is a DMC-rip off piece of trash! +--- 635111145 +>>635109974 (OP) +Dead tranny containment game +--- 635111205 +>>635111145 +--- 635111238 +>>635111205 +--- 635111431 +>>635109974 (OP) +>Visibility plugin: installed +>/voidtarget macro: created, slotted and hotkeyed +Now to enjoy the scenery. +--- 635112076 +Ligma....... Balls....... +--- 635112221 +>>635109974 (OP) +Danceparty! +--- 635112368 +>>635109974 (OP) +--- 635113997 +>>635110182 +okrkj +--- 635114194 +Y'shtola. +--- 635114564 +>>635114194 +Whats with the smoke effects on lewd images these days? +--- 635114615 +>>635114564 +It's to represent that she's a smelly hag +--- 635115286 +>>635114564 +fog of whore +--- 635115638 +>>635114194 + +Alisaie. +--- 635116006 +>>635114194 +>>635115638 +>Yo, WoL, join my gang or else... +>You'd be wise to join my gang. +--- 635117153 +>>635114194 +Best girl. Hope the new writer doesnt fuck her or best boy Estinien up. +--- 635117407 +>>635117153 +I just hope he's the one who wrote 6.1 and he actually can do good character dialogue when he's not trying superhard to introduce a new character and push their whole character arc out in record time. +--- 635119670 +>>635116006 +Why not both? +--- 635120247 +>>635119906 +The fuck is this monstrosity? +I refuse to believe these people arent genuinely insane. +--- 635121515 +>>635120247 +the average ffxiv "player" +--- 635121681 +>>635109974 (OP) +Limsaa... +--- 635121778 +>>635117153 +you post this shit in every thread +take your meds tranny +--- 635121909 +>>635115638 +touching alisaie's bottom side +--- 635121925 +whats up with the bot spamming every thread with XIV in it +--- 635121970 +>>635114564 +It's to make the skin appear "hot" +Problem with stuff like this is that once one person does it the next guy has to one-up them by doing more and next guy after that so you end up these weird ass pictures that make next to no sense. +Someone added a debuff sign to their picture once and now you see people adding retarded buffs/debuffs on their screenshots that make no sense like ++Horny ++Desire to lick ++Love towards catgirls ++Worship +-Sanity +-Control + +It was cool at first but now half the ones don't make any sense +--- 635122627 +tranny game +dead game +--- 635123240 +>>635122912 +kek diff --git a/v/635111379.txt b/v/635111379.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..b584637085c7651c89438c5ca203c93801c4777f --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635111379.txt @@ -0,0 +1,375 @@ +----- +--- 635111603 +I was born in January 2005 and botw is the only link game I've played. So hype for totk tho. It's gonna be too nostalgic to play in hyrule again but this time I'm an adult so it'll be serious business and no messing around. Lets go! +--- 635111636 +>>635111603 +I wanna lick your ass +--- 635111658 +>>635111603 +based enjoyer +--- 635111697 +I have a serious serious problem with actually finishing games but botw is one of the few I actually have. +--- 635111824 +>>635111379 (OP) +I've played both BotW and TotK, and I must say that they are exquisite games. +--- 635111894 +>>635111379 (OP) +I've played Botw and TP so I am worthy. Also hijacking OP's shit thread to ask if it's worth upgrading to the OLED switch since this edition doesn't look too bad. +--- 635112608 +>>635111824 +totk that doesnt count so your not worthy + +>>635111603 + +your not worthy either +--- 635112685 +>>635111379 (OP) +the fuck is "vandal" +--- 635112740 +>Link's Crossbow Training +>BotW +>barely tried OoT +OP is a fag. +--- 635112791 +>>635111379 (OP) +I've played more than 10 of them any only finished one of them, franchise is overrated as hell to be quite honest +--- 635112884 +>>635111379 (OP) +Completed: +OoT 4+ times +MM once +WW twice +TP oncw +BotW once + +I don't think I'm gonna buy TotK though, it just doesn't look like it's worth $70. +--- 635112916 +>>635111379 (OP) +>WW +>TP (on GC) +>Link’s Crossbow Training +>Phantom Hourglass +>Spirit Tracks +Fellow zillenials report in +--- 635113000 +>>635111379 (OP) +i havent played a single one but i have jerked off to her for years. +does that count? +--- 635113030 +>>635112685 +A Spanish videogame news website. +--- 635113032 +>>635111379 (OP) +I played OoT, OoT 3D, Majora, Twilight Princess, Four Swords, Tri Force Heroes, Minish Cap, Botw, Link's Crossbow, Phantom Hourglass, Hyrule Warriors and Age of Calamity. In fact I finished Botw again without warping and HUD 2 days ago, makes horses more valuable and was an interesting experience. +But are you worthy OP? You look like a fag who doesn't play videogames and instead watches streamers playing them. +--- 635113112 +Links Awakening - Game Boy +Twilight Princess - Wii +20 mins of Skyward Sword on Wii before giving up at the first horizontal vs vertical chop flower enemies and the stupid remote not registering the directions properly +--- 635113161 +>>635111379 (OP) +I played phantom hourglass and skyward sword before BotW, am I worthy? +--- 635113168 +>>635111379 (OP) +I played the original Zelda, Adventure of Link, Link to the Past, Minish Cap, Twilight Princess, and BOTW. What do I win? +--- 635113598 +>>635111379 (OP) +I've completed: +>LTTP +>Link's Awakening +>Oracle of Ages and Oracle of Seasons +>OOT and OOT MQ +>MM +>Four swords for GBA +>Four swords for GC +>WW +>Minish Cap +>TP +>Phantom hourglass +>Spirit Tracks +>Link Between Worlds +>Tri Force Heroes +>BOTW +>Hyrule warriors 1 +>Hyrule warriors 2 + +You will not deny me TOTK +--- 635113627 +>>635111379 (OP) +I have never finished a single Zelda or Mario game. +--- 635113671 +>>635111379 (OP) +I've never touched a Zelda game in my life, where do I start? +--- 635113716 +>>635113671 +Ocarina of Time, preferrably the N64/Wii VC version. +--- 635113784 +>>635111379 (OP) +I've finished Links Awakening, A Link Between Worlds, Breath of the Wild and Skyward Sword. Currently playing through Ocarina of Time. +--- 635113847 +>>635113671 +OOT - MM - ALTTP - BOTW +--- 635113891 +>>635111603 +Based zoomerCHAD. +--- 635113892 +>>635113716 +The pc port is also good +--- 635113939 +>>635111603 +Fpbp +--- 635113954 +>>635113892 +Oh yeah, forgot about that one. Yeah, the PC version is nice, especially if you like different control options. + +Sometimes the 60fps mode causes crashes, but maybe they've patches that by now. +--- 635115390 +>>635111379 (OP) +>Your not worthy unless you played at least 2 zelda games +Faggot ESL zoomer. Two? You think two games makes you "worthy"? I played every single game in this franchise and most spin offs, you are nothing compared to me. +>>635111603 +BASED zoomer, you are worthy. +--- 635115463 +>>635111603 +kino video game enjoyer +--- 635115473 +>>635111379 (OP) +I played oracle of ages and seasons. Thats 2 games right? +--- 635115493 +>>635111603 +>Someone who was fucking 12 years old when BotW came out can now be 18 years old for TotK +God man what the fuck. +--- 635115676 +>>635115493 +>you now understand the themes of Ocarina of Time +--- 635115862 +>>635111379 (OP) +Played: +Zelda 1 +Zelda 2 (didn't finish) +Alttp +LA (and DX and Remake (fuck remake)) +Oot (but not remake) +MM (not remake either) +OoS +OoA +WW +FS +FSA (didn't finish) +TP (gamecube, wii and wii u) +PH +ST +SS (not switch version) +ALBW +BotW + +Haven't played: +CD-i games +That multiplayer 3DS +Satellaview +Crossbow game + +I loves botw, but I'm not hyped on totk. Looks good though. I want a new regular zelda that learns from botw +--- 635115925 +>>635111379 (OP) +You're* +--- 635115945 +>>635111603 +Based zoomer. +--- 635115956 +>>635111379 (OP) +I've beaten all Zelda games except BotW +I've tried BotW 5 times it just never clicks I don't know what I'm doing wrong I want to enjoy it like everyone else +--- 635116015 +>>635115862 +That list and you havent played minish cap? +--- 635116075 +hype +--- 635116229 +>WW is one of my fav games +>MM was great +>started OOT but it's boring +>started TP super fucking boring and the game is uglier than the wand of gamelon but Midna is super hot +>SS is akward but also kinda kino +>LA is super kino , the remake is ok +>ALBW is really good + +>BOTW is in the top 5 of the best games ever made but /v/ is always wrong . + +>>635111603 +Don't waste your time playing shit games like TP because cock sucker op said so . +Have fun kino zoomer +--- 635116241 +>>635115862 +Which one is your fav? +--- 635116257 +>>635115862 +>>635116015 +I r moron and forgot Minish Cap. Finished it maybe 5 times, including once with my son (play games with your kids, Parent-Anons) +--- 635116620 +>>635116241 +My "chicken soup" game is LA, and if it didn't absolutely force you towards every location and fumble item usage, it would be a perfect game. + +Minish fixes the flaws, but is too Disney-fied. +--- 635116673 +>>635116257 +Yeah I thought you just forgot. I only played like half of that list, youre a true zelda enjoyer +--- 635117257 +>>635111379 (OP) +Never played a Zelda gayme +--- 635117909 +>>635116673 +Quite. Though it is over the course of almost 30 years, so not really an impressive feat :D +--- 635117959 +>>635111379 (OP) +You're* +You fucking american piece of shit. +--- 635117965 +I've played most of them except Zelda 1 and 2. Most of the 3D ones are fun enough to play once but overrated as fuck. People complain about combat in BotW but none of the previous entries were any better. SS(HD) has cool mechanics but they're never used to their full potential + +ALttP is also overrated as fuck, I'm sure it was mindblowing at the time and it's not a bad game, but it doesn't really stand out for me. I prefer LA DX, the Oracle games, even Minish Cap and A Link Between Worlds +--- 635117989 +>>635113598 +I can understand Link's Adventure being too annoying, but Zelda 1 is short and elegant. Get on it, Anon. +--- 635118796 +Green = Played and finished +Red = Played but didn't finish +--- 635118868 +>>635118796 +>didn't finish 1 when it's like 2 hours long +>didn't list the CDi games +Faggot +Gigafag +--- 635119042 +>>635118868 +>CDI +I'm not even sure if the cdi ever went on sale in my country +--- 635119153 +I only played Zelda 1, ALTTP, OoT, TP, LA and BOTW. +I tried to play Skyward Sword but I just couldn't take it anymore. +--- 635119519 +If you havent played at the very least LTTP and OOT them you arent a Zelda fan and are likely someone who joined the series with BOTW. +--- 635119602 +>>635111379 (OP) +I played ALL of them +--- 635119654 +>>635111379 (OP) +I played BOTW and OOT +--- 635119732 +>>635119602 +Even the CD-i ones? +--- 635119949 +>>635111603 +Based optimist. Have fun, kiddo. +--- 635119964 +I played all the canon games from LTTP onwards including the portable games. I didnt play the NES games as those are too boomer for me. +--- 635120015 +>>635111603 +Holy zased +--- 635120019 +>>635111603 +>Lets go! +This is obviously a millennial pretending to be a zoomer. +--- 635120160 +>>635119732 +Except them, sadly +They are kind of hard to emulate +--- 635120273 +I have played these ones in this order: +Links Awakening +Ocarina of Time +Majoras Mask +Ages +Seasons +WW +MC +LTTP (gba version) +FSA +TP +PH +ST +SS +LBW +BOTW +--- 635120330 +>>635111379 (OP) +I'm playing Hyrule warriors, does that count? +--- 635120375 +>>635120330 +Yes, it's a Zelda game +--- 635120451 +God ran out of souls for the new millennium. Anyone born after 99 is an automaton. +--- 635120548 +>>635111379 (OP) +Botw +Hyrule warriors aoc +Guess im worthy +--- 635120573 +>>635111379 (OP) +I have played nearly every Zelda game +I only enjoy top down ones and BOTW +I think 3d Zelda are bad and boring games in general +--- 635120723 +recently i finished Skyward Sword. It was tedious to finish more so than Minish Cap +--- 635120795 +BTW should I play age of calamity? +--- 635120956 +>>635120795 +If you like musou, yes. It's fun to play as the heroes +--- 635121019 +>>635111379 (OP) +I played them all fagola + +Bottom 3 are TP, Ages and Minish Cap +Top 3 are WW, ALBW and Link’s Awakening + +The rest go from good to great +--- 635121024 +There is no excuse for not having played the whole series by this point. +--- 635121487 +>>635121024 +>>635113784 +>>635115473 +>>635113671 +>>635113627 +>>635113598 +>>635113168 +>>635113161 +>>635113112 +>>635113032 +>>635113000 +>>635112916 +>>635112884 +>>635112791 +>>635112740 +>>635111894 +>>635111824 +>>635111697 +>>635111603 +>>635111379 (OP) +--- 635121605 +>>635111379 (OP) +I have completed every main line Zelda game and most side games. BotW is trash and I'm not buying it again when TotK comes out. Zelda is the new Pokemon and you faggots will buy every new one despite each one being worse and worse quality. +--- 635121615 +>>635120573 +But botw is a 3D game +--- 635121661 +>>635121605 +>hates pokemon +snoy detected +--- 635121910 +>>635121661 +You retards are pathetic +>"He doesn't like the baby games that I like, he must like these other baby games that I think are bad" +Nigga I haven't owned a playstation since the PS2. PC is the optimal choice simply because you can play any games you want if you know what you're doing with your computer. Good job falling for the console bait you absolute dipshit. +--- 635122776 +>LTTP: Like 4 times as a kid and with rereleases +>LA: Once +>OOT: Like 3 times +>OoA/OoS: Both once +>WW: didn't finish (emulator issues on old PC) +>TLP: Once +>SS: Tried, but didn't get super far I hate the Wii +>Botw: Once +I also played some of the other handheld games, but I forgot the names +Any recommendation I should play to tide me over until the XCI leaks? diff --git a/v/635112013.txt b/v/635112013.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..5f27c667d21672120f0736b3c15ffdcc8e34d0ad --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635112013.txt @@ -0,0 +1,270 @@ +----- +--- 635112013 +Netdecking? This is my original build! Post your super hot fresh jank +--- 635112105 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mP3L4I9rrk8 [Embed] +--- 635112373 +>>635112105 +--- 635112730 +>Playing against some scrap deck +>look away from screen +>They somehow end on 4 mat appo and naturia beast +I'm so fucking tired of so many decks end-game just being "lmao you don't get to play". Surely there'll be an eventual reckoning, right guys? +--- 635113341 +>>635112730 +Post deck +--- 635113403 +>>635113341 +cora +--- 635113586 +>>635113341 +It's just some PUNK deck I used for the attribute event. I already got all the gems, just doing my dailies in it. It's just so annoying so many decks, especially "pet decks" devolve into just having as many omni-negates as they can. I only have one deck that's like that (Spright) and I only use it to do dailies, otherwise I play Branded/PUNK/Blackwings (Synchro, not Kali Yuga) +--- 635113676 +>>635112013 (OP) +penguin melffy +--- 635114946 +>>635112013 (OP) +These threads are dead as fuck. +--- 635114984 +>>635114946 +Tears was a fucking mistake +--- 635114992 +>>635112730 +There will not +--- 635115016 +>>635114946 +Tears literally killed the game (as obviously predicted for months). What's left to talk about? +--- 635115039 +>>635114946 +No surprise there. What is there to talk about? Tons of people have stopped playing due to tears, the future meta is going to be even more cancerous due to zone locks, and the event is boring as fuck. Konami is killing their own game via neglect and greed +--- 635115065 +>>635114946 +It's all Tear's fault +--- 635115125 +>Currently 20,000 players +>24 hour peak of 32,000 players +Fucking kill yourself doomtrannies +--- 635115149 +>>635115125 +*20,000 chinkbots +ftfy +--- 635115190 +holy shit the first time i go first in ages they have max c fuck off +--- 635115219 +>>635114946 +>>635114984 +>>635114992 +>>635115016 +>>635115039 +>>635115065 +Literally every thread the last couple days has hit bump limit but yeah keep circle jerking fellas whatever helps you cope from getting stomped by tears +Couldn’t be cause your shit at the game +--- 635115284 +it's so easy to get under a teartranny's skin +--- 635115373 +>>635115149 +cope +--- 635115469 +>>635115284 +>says game is dead +>no it’s not +>Kek tears Kek trannys +Kys +--- 635115523 +so easy +--- 635115794 +>>635115523 +Your gf? Yeah the whole block knows +--- 635115802 +numeron niggers need to die +--- 635115884 +>>635115125 +The only reason we're not at 20k peak is due to the legends anthology event. It was WILDLY successful and brought a lot of people back into the game and most importantly RETAINED a lot of the people it brought in. Tears brought in less players than the Anthology event and loss over half of them in just 4-5~ days compared to the WEEKS it took after the Anthology event. A lot of people came to check out tears due to the tear 0 memes and a ton of people left after the novelty. We should be hitting sub 30k this week +--- 635115923 +FUCKING BAN NUMERON NIGGERS HOTL FUCKING SHIT ITS STILL SO FUCKING BULLSHIT DO SOMETHING ALREADY FUCKING STUPID FUCKING RETARDS +--- 635115939 +>>635115884 +Very accurate summary +--- 635115962 +>>635114946 +>>635114984 +>>635115016 +>>635115039 +>>635115065 +turns out yugioh is a garbage tcg. play something better. +--- 635115990 +>>635115962 +>MTG faggots thinking they can talk shit now +--- 635116038 +>>635115962 +hmmmm......................................................................................................no +--- 635116124 +>>635115990 +When even komoney hasn’t made $1000 proxies you know your card game is fucked. +--- 635116210 +>>635115962 +YGO is fine mechanically speaking, it just has glaring design issues. The weird thing about YGO is that alt formats took a long time to pick up in popularity but even Konami is acknowledging them which is a sign that they're aware of how dogshit the current game is for many players. If Edison and Goat ever get implemented to MD you'll see MD SPIKE in popularity +--- 635116285 +zzzzzzzzzzzzz +--- 635116435 +>>635116285 +ZZZZZZZZZZZZ +--- 635116892 +Yu-Gi-Oh is crap, and I'm tired of pretending it's not. +--- 635116915 +ban protoss fucking nigger vfd cuck bitches fuck off pin dick chinks +--- 635116976 +>>635116892 +No one needs or wants your resignation letter you’re free to stop +--- 635117309 +>elegant egoist just needs a harpie on the field, not necessarily on your side +cool +--- 635117470 +Why is Norden banned? +--- 635117605 +>>635117470 +Because Konami forgot to make it once per turn +--- 635117729 +I'm an island boy +--- 635117769 +Speed Duel >>> Master Duel +--- 635118265 +>>635116285 +who is the sleepy girl +--- 635119220 +>>635118265 +Bagingi the drunk loli +--- 635119539 +>>635118265 +Azathot's daughter +--- 635120025 +ded game +--- 635120356 +>>635120025 +Being dead on here is a good sign +--- 635120374 +>tearlament player in bronze +--- 635120445 +for me this best girl +--- 635120469 +V told me tear being able to play on turn 0 is a huge problem with the deck. But it literally mever happened, even if i got havnis, she never mills anything good. +--- 635120493 +>>635120374 +I'm just having fun bro the deck is so fun bro haha +--- 635120526 +ishizu cards are the problem +--- 635120567 +>>635120469 +Skill issue +--- 635120615 +>>635120526 +Anything that kills runick is good and healthy for the game. +--- 635120680 +>>635120493 +wait it's not pure tear its..punk, tear, DPE, zombie?? +--- 635120732 +>>635120526 +Ishizu and Tears are both issues. The moment any sort of milling cards are printed that are halfway decent Tears skyrockets to Tear 0 and it just so happens Ishizu's are amazing millers with the bonus of having shufflers. Tears need to be banned just because of the design space issues they put on milling cards. +--- 635120738 +>>635120469 +>it doesnt happen to me therefor it never happens +I hate tear players so fucking much. If you niggers just owned up to how bullshit your deck is you wouldnt be so insufferable. Actually, I shouldnt say "your deck" because exactly zero of you actually care about the archetype and just wants free wins. You will move on to the next meta deck the moment it hits. +--- 635120825 +>>635120680 +oh and of course he still had ash in hand to stop my dinomorphia frenzy +--- 635120854 +>>635120615 +so lets ban all floodgates +>>635120732 +then ban grass and snow and all this other shit +--- 635120931 +>>635120825 +what the fuck is this fucking retard deck lmao I can't believe I lost to this +>just put ALL the engines in!! +--- 635120978 +do people still use that hack in master duel where if they're about to lose they dc and the match doesn't count as a loss +--- 635121036 +>>635120445 +DFC +--- 635121039 +>>635120854 +Yes, those cards are genuine issues as well +--- 635121124 +>>635120931 +How did you lose to one of the brickiest decks known to man +--- 635121369 +>>635121124 +he was able to get our barrone then when I destroyed that he got out DPE then managed to asspull ash to completely stop me. +--- 635121413 +>>635118265 +Depends on if you ask whatever braindead retard translator they have at konami +--- 635121474 +>>635120931 +I would say that's soul but no deck with DPE can ever be soulful +--- 635121489 +>>635121343 +>>projection +Do you even know what this means because I'm not projecting shit. +--- 635121549 +cool this is my next game in silver. he also just used king of the swamp I thought that was banned? +--- 635121572 +>>635121343 +>calling other people npcs +>playing tear +My hatred for you niggers grows. +--- 635121609 +>>635121549 +King of the Swamp is limited and is a genuinely bad card to play in tears compared to alternatives +--- 635121816 +>>635121609 +oh okay +>solemn judgement tearlament scream +>activates in GY +>ash +>he still gets to do everything +what exactly are you supposed to do? +--- 635121990 +>>635121816 +Scoop and move on until you play against someone not playing Tears. There's a reason why I got to gold 1 and only log in once every 3 days to do my dailies. Tears meta is legitimately killing the game +--- 635122058 +>>635121990 +lmao it's been literally 5 minutes+ since my post and he's still fucking coomboing. +--- 635122116 +>>635122058 +he ended turn instead of attacking lmao. wow these players sure have an ego problem. +--- 635122174 +>>635122058 +Yeah, on top of being a broken deck it's also a deck that takes a long time to play. If you have the misfortunate of going 1st and your opponent has a Havnis there's a reality where they'll spend MORE time playing on YOUR turn than you do. I instant scoop every time, not worth playing against them +--- 635122223 +>>635121816 +The only good target for a negate is kitkat, reinoheart if he's normal summoned. Preferably with imperm so kitkat can't use her second effect as well. +--- 635122286 +>>635121816 +Literally every single card in tears has some floating effect, it's why hand-traps and going 2nd cards are so bad against them. You can Nibiru them and their cards will just come back from the GY or plus +--- 635122431 +I sincerely and genuinley hope you kill yourself, whoever you are my man. +--- 635122565 +I used to be an honest petdecker playing orcust but I had to kneel bros, I've built orcust tearlament and it's so good, I'm now one of them +--- 635122667 +>>635122565 +Orcust is petdeck? Isn't that too strong for a petdeck? Petdeck is shit like amazoness, harpie ladies and war rocks. +--- 635122939 +>>635122667 +There's no true definition of petdeck but generally it's a deck that you use that's below rogue. +--- 635123075 +>>635121816 +>see tear name +>instascoop +simple as. keep instascooping until you find a non subhuman +--- 635123318 +>>635123075 +I just had to see it to completion because it was my first time and it was the single most disgusting thing I've ever seen. No wonder people have left the game in droves. +--- 635123354 +>[OCG] AGE OF OVERLORD +HIS time +--- 635123418 +>>635123075 +I run the timer on tears +--- 635123464 +>>635123354 +Oh boy I can't wait for more pend support so they can destroy their on cards for 10 minutes and end on another generic boss monster. diff --git a/v/635112382.txt b/v/635112382.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..78778d0c98053bfe9cdd975c8f784cad9054c75c --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635112382.txt @@ -0,0 +1,67 @@ +----- +--- 635112382 +Alright, everyone drop your Personas or the maid gets hurt. +--- 635113279 +>>635112382 (OP) +o-ok, t-take it easy man +--- 635113486 +>>635112382 (OP) +pull the trigger pussy, all youll do is summon the maid's persona +--- 635113992 +>>635112382 (OP) +i don't care about the maid so do whatever you want with her. I'll just take tae and be on my way. +--- 635114292 +Drop it. +--- 635114409 +>>635112382 (OP) +don't care, lol. just fuck me silly, chocolate mamacita +--- 635114459 +>>635112382 (OP) +Loose wet Ms Chouno asshole. +--- 635114550 +>>635112382 (OP) +Oh no what are you gonna do, summon her persona? +--- 635114881 +>>635112382 (OP) +this bitch needs to make me coffee. +--- 635116340 +your move, creep. +--- 635116680 +Why is there no love for the shogi slut? She barely gets mentioned anywhere. +--- 635116849 +>>635116680 +she's my second favorite +--- 635116960 +>>635116680 +She is boring as fuck. She is a trope. She is "I think everything strategically as a game." That's her whole character. +--- 635117086 +>>635116680 +>slut +Proof? +--- 635120220 +>>635117086 +She is a woman. +--- 635120328 +>>635116680 +hifumichads don't feel the need to incessantly yap about their waifu in a vain attempt to persaude themselves that they've made the right choice. We already know we did +--- 635121038 +>>635120220 +--- 635121559 +>>635116680 +>Not a party member +>Not fetish bait like the teacher and doctor +--- 635121846 +>>635112382 (OP) +>Like Kawakami +>Close to my age +>Absolutely despise her shitty maid act and end up not dating her +>Find Ohya +>She's a fucking disaster and radiates drinking buddy energy +>Instantly decide to pursue her +>No regrets +I don't know why I resonate with Ohya so much. Maybe because she's the closest to who I'd actually want to pursue, and doesn't feel like she's pandering to the player. Yeah, she's probably going to develop liver disease early, but I just like her. Although, as understandable as it is, it's still depressing how unpopular she is. +--- 635121923 +>>635116680 +romanced her in royal. she was pretty cute. + +will romance country bumpkin next. diff --git a/v/635112694.txt b/v/635112694.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..9e02c8a572f9fbf058fe543a490dd7936a347e47 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635112694.txt @@ -0,0 +1,203 @@ +----- +--- 635112694 +>I dunno Dutch.. +--- 635112771 +>I just think we should treat them like women if they wanna be treated like women +--- 635113578 +>>635112694 (OP) +Really wish the game was just about a wandering bounty hunter named Arthur Morgan and not tied to the gang from the first game. Exploring and doing side stuff was great, but a lot of the main stuff was so tedious. +--- 635113681 +>I just robbed and murdered ten innocent people yesterday Dutch +>But I don't know about drowning Bronte like that... seems a bit immoral if you ask me +--- 635113728 +>>635112771 +>if a fella wants to be a lady who am I to deny her that +--- 635113895 +>>635113578 +I agree, it's also annoying how after every big shootout in the ass end of nowhere the law arrives if you don't fuck off after 30 seconds, can't even loot enemies in peace +--- 635113940 +>>635112694 (OP) +Why does he look like a supermodel anyway? +--- 635114023 +>>635112694 (OP) +how can one man be so hot? +--- 635114148 +>>635113940 +Psychologically, it's easier for most people to empathize with good looking people +https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halo_effect +--- 635114196 +Most boring "game" I've ever played. +legit 0/10 +>b-b-but my immersion +long-ass animations to collect shit on the ground is everything but immersive +--- 635114283 +RDR2 was right on the fucking edge on insufferable cunt progressivism +Like its merits are enough to drown out the bullshit but you can see the downward progression +GTA6 is going to be an absolute shitshow +--- 635114328 +>>635114283 +>Like its merits are enough +No. +--- 635114348 +>>635114148 +John Marston wasn't exactly Brad Pitt and he was the first protagonist of Redemption +--- 635114390 +>Babbys intro into cognitive dissonance +>NOOOOOO, YOU CAN'T HAVE HECKIN' COGNITIVE DISSONANCE!!! +--- 635114401 +>>635114196 +the 'realism' in this game is weird as fuck, reloading any weapon takes a second but then you're robbing a train, hurrying as much as possible and he slowly puts the shit he loots in his bag, piece of piece as if they're the most fragile things in the world +Same thing when trying to turn when walking, even the fattest piece of shit doesn't take that long to turn around. +The shit that would take any dickhead half a second to do IRL takes arthur an eternity but then the actual difficult things he can do with no issue very quickly +--- 635114406 +>>635114283 +RDR2 actually proved that Rockstar was cornier than Naughty Dog. Nothing is really saving it from that story +--- 635114521 +>>635114348 +True but he got a model treatment in RDR2. Every character looks good in 2 and I mean every character +--- 635114705 +RDR2 is amazing. +--- 635114825 +RDR2 is amazing but boring at the same time. +--- 635114827 +>>635114705 +xD +--- 635114898 +>>635114827 +I accept your concession +--- 635114997 +Why does our populr media depict average racists (read: white with in-group preference) as cartoonish monsters that are okay to murder, but depict characters like Thanos who are out to omnicide trillions of people as being worthy of sympathy? +--- 635115093 +>>635114705 +haha true! I too don't ever critique things I enjoy! +--- 635115160 +>>635114348 +what do you mean? +he's pretty +--- 635115253 +>i just massacred an entire town dutch +>but i can't say nigger dutch +shitty game for people over 30's who want to laarp as a cowboy +--- 635115528 +>>635115253 +>larp +>in a video game +Retard +--- 635115680 +>>635115253 +it's a game only women can fully understand +--- 635115963 +>>635115680 +No, just white people +--- 635116423 +>>635114148 +The blackpillers have arrived +--- 635116669 +anyone have a link to that video talking about all the progressive politics in the game? +--- 635116918 +>>635116423 +It's only a blackpill if you are an ugly person yourself +--- 635117279 +>>635112694 (OP) +>i don't think we should split the atom... +--- 635117293 +>>635116423 +I usually think black pills are dumb as hell but this one does seem to be fairly true. If Arthur wasn’t a 10/10 hunk I don’t think people would just hand wave away all the horrible shit he does in this game before the TB +--- 635117329 +why did they just paste marstons face on arthur for the epilouge? +--- 635117554 +>>635117329 +What’s bizarre is that when the game first came out John looked fine except for the fact he had crash bandicoot’s body. +--- 635117653 +>>635116423 +Reality has arrived chud +--- 635117663 +>>635117554 +twink john is even better. +--- 635117775 +>finally decided to go for platinum +>almost out of side content and have to leave comfy chapter 3 +At least I get to start the exotic collections +--- 635117901 +>>635114401 +I think Rockstar just like showing off all their fancy animations and attention to detail. A slow paced cowboy sim would be great, but all the retards who play GTA games would complain, so Rockstar meets them half way. +--- 635118230 +Game's Kino +--- 635118297 +>>635116423 +theyre like preachers for a shit religion that shouldnt exist +--- 635118578 +>playing rdr2 +>fun little cowboy game whatever +>20 minutes into the game Arthur randomly breaks out into a speech + +Howdy y'all, it's me, Arthur Morgan, and I'm here to talk to you about trans rights in the Wild West. Now, I know what some of you may be thinking - why on earth would a rough and tumble cowboy like myself care about something like that? But let me tell you, as someone who's been through his fair share of tough times and struggles, I know how important it is to stand up for what's right. + +First off, let's get one thing straight - trans folks have always been around, even in the Wild West. They may not have had the language or understanding we do now, but there were certainly people who didn't fit neatly into society's rigid gender roles. And just like anyone else, they deserve to live their lives free from discrimination and violence. + +But unfortunately, that's not always the case. Too often, trans folks are subjected to harassment, assault, and even murder, simply because of who they are. And in a time and place where the rule of law was often more of a suggestion than anything else, that kind of violence could go unchecked. + +That's why it's so important for those of us who have a voice to speak up and fight for trans rights. Whether it's through supporting organizations that provide resources and services to trans folks, or simply by standing up to bigotry when we see it, we all have a part to play in making the world a safer and more accepting place. + +So to anyone out there who's struggling with their gender identity, or who knows someone who is - know that you are not alone. There are people out there who care about you and who want to see you thrive. And as for the rest of us, let's do our part to make sure that everyone, regardless of who they are, can live their lives with dignity and respect. + +>t-t-thanks Rockstar +--- 635118672 +>>635112771 +>if a colored fella wants to deflower my wife, I shouldn’t care, it’s only right he was a slave and suffered worse than me +--- 635118806 +>>635118230 +Nice leather daddy dress up! YMCA! +--- 635119031 +>>635117653 +>Mouth vs Nose Breather. +--- 635119419 +>NOOOO IT WASN'T RACIST ENOUGH +Every.Single.Thread +--- 635120491 +>>635119419 +Arthur would've been perfect to have been an incredibly racist misogynist in order to be historically accurate. +--- 635120565 +>>635114348 +I mean he is not far off either. +--- 635121375 +/v/ is my arthur ugly? +--- 635121506 +>>635121375 +>open waistcoat + +how +--- 635121581 +>>635117775 +>get to +literally the worst part of the game +--- 635121610 +>>635114401 +I get why did made the player do these chores, it definitely helps with immersion when you walk into a store and see the inventory laid out before you, but they overdid it. +Plus as you said, the contrast between the minute busywork and how casual the gameplay generally is is really jarring. +--- 635121634 +>>635121506 +https://www.nexusmods.com/reddeadredemption2/mods/671 +--- 635121728 +>>635114348 +John is cute, albeit dumb as fuck +--- 635122948 +>>635118806 +Nothing scares the non white (likely chink) more than a tall, masculine white man. +--- 635123059 +>>635121375 +Just don’t think the shaved head suits him +--- 635123315 +>>635113895 +desu I really wish the Law system in general was way better. In terms of the open world aspects of the game, it's probably their biggest failing. Everyone and their mother has complained about the weird jump between Witness and Wanted since the game came out. Bounties are basically meaningless, too, and posses just become annoying distractions. +--- 635123396 +>>635123315 +Good things mods fix it all +--- 635123502 +>>635123396 +I'm a console fag +What can the mods do, in this case? +--- 635123602 +Which was your favorite part of the map? +--- 635123627 +I always found the main story missions too boring and restrictive. I usually just fuck off into the woods and roam around killing every animal and person unlucky enough to chance upon me. diff --git a/v/635112841.txt b/v/635112841.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..d9e8ba03d237ff0dbb3af882537a56a7d4eddaea --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635112841.txt @@ -0,0 +1,109 @@ +----- +--- 635112841 +It was horror kino, and I'm tired of pretending it wasn't. +--- 635113414 +>>635112841 (OP) +>bro le dead girlfriend XD +--- 635113753 +>>635112841 (OP) +it's more like depression kino +>you are going to die pathetically when the power finally completely shuts off and you will be alone when it happens +only hope you have is the WAU +--- 635113805 +>>635112841 (OP) +It was retard kino, if anything. +--- 635113915 +>>635112841 (OP) +People always say it’s scary. It was unsettling at points but NEVER close to scary enough to call it horror. Wish I could just feel something again. +--- 635113941 +>>635112841 (OP) +Good atmosphere, good gameplay. +It didn't do anything particularly novel, neither in gameplay nor in plot - but it investigated themes that weren't really cliched and in an enjoyable and clever way. + +The voice acting, though, is what sold me. They hired shit actors but had them read odd and confusing lines that worked with their comparative blank readings for most of the NPCs. +For the main cast, they had one good voice actor and one girl with obvious autism... but she was playing a character that "worked" as slightly autistic. +--- 635114042 +Good enough for a walking sim. Thank god they had the sense to make a deathless mode that made the dogshit hide and seek gameplay skipable +--- 635114067 +>>635112841 (OP) +>Protagonist has the reality of cloning explained to himself multiple times, including seeing his plugged in doomed self prior to the ending +>still doesn't get it and spergs out +Not good writing desu +--- 635114174 +>>635112841 (OP) +Simon +>>Whoo hoo I can't wait to get a new body +Everyone else throughout the game +>>Doesn't work like that bro +Simon by the end of the game +>>Everyone lied to me!! +--- 635114304 +WAU did nothing wrong. +--- 635114403 +>>635112841 (OP) +Such a hopeless and bleak story. Even the ARK sounds like a nightmare waiting to happen. +--- 635114436 +>>635114067 +It actually was phenomenal writing. +The guy was an idiot, from the beginning and repeatedly shown to be throughout. Followed instructions and got repeatedly confused by events. + +His stress and excitement at the idea of this being his only escape, coupled with his dumb brain lead him to get addled at the height of the climax, which lead to his reaction - denial and lashing out, very in character. + +It's easy to make a character that is impossibly stupid and easy to make a character that has a complete and inherent knowledge of everything. +It's hard to make a character believably and consistently stupid. +--- 635114528 +>>635114067 +He literally had brain damage. +--- 635114581 +>>635114174 +HE'S BRAIN DAMAGED +--- 635114669 +>>635114581 +We know you dumb fuck. +Doesn't excuse or change the fact that he's stupid and I've known stupid people smarter than him. +--- 635114670 +>>635114528 +>>635114581 +--- 635114831 +>>635112841 (OP) +Why did you pretend? +--- 635114896 +>>635114067 +the comic book nerd was dumb you say? oh +--- 635115080 +>>635112841 (OP) +>Heard good things about SOMA and find this thread +>Decide to look the game up on Steam +>Realize I already had it in my Steam library for years unplayed +Why am I like this bros? +--- 635115127 +not bad but it's stoners first existential crisis +read literally any literature +--- 635115229 +>>635115080 +>Why am I like this bros? +Because you're an anime girl +--- 635115329 +>>635112841 (OP) +This game was terrifying. +Idk but it fucked with me hard. +--- 635115438 +>>635112841 (OP) +I can see why people relate and enjoy Soma given the protagonist was so utterly stupid and had literal brain damage. +--- 635115576 +>>635115080 +Cause you're more retarded than the MC +--- 635115580 +It was meh +--- 635115685 +>>635112841 (OP) +Agreed, genuine kino like this doesn't come around very often. +--- 635116625 +https://youtu.be/p5iRmZPQ3VA [Embed] +Too bad the trailers were different than what we got, but it's still fantastic. +--- 635118676 +>>635112841 (OP) +it peaked with the descent into the Abyss. I have never seen a depiction of the seafloor so good in gaming, it's genuinely terrifying the first time you go through it +--- 635121606 +>>635114067 +so he was about as intelligent as the average gamer. diff --git a/v/635113027.txt b/v/635113027.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..64f4f0467f9104cbb4b7ac79758af7f8442f1727 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635113027.txt @@ -0,0 +1,56 @@ +----- +--- 635113027 +What the FUCK was her problem? +--- 635113291 +>>635113027 (OP) +she had a BBC but gave it up for some mute motherfucker instead +--- 635113317 +i wish gta games were more story tied and not just random missions for work where there is a tiny bit of story. +--- 635113694 +>>635113027 (OP) +She was an ambitious girl and Claude was small time +--- 635114338 +>>635113694 +Whst manner of four hour video essay did you have to watch to reach this conclussion +--- 635114374 +>>635113027 (OP) +Daddy issues +--- 635114386 +She pegged CJ right? +--- 635114389 +>>635113027 (OP) +burnt coal, paid toll +--- 635114454 +>>635114386 +I think she just whipped him, then fucked the shit out of him +--- 635115141 +Why does she look so much better in 3 than in SA when she's supposed to be much older in 3? +--- 635115178 +>>635115141 +SPANK +--- 635115428 +>>635115141 +She doesn't +But that model on the left is the PC version, her San Andrea's look is closer to the PS2 GTA3 model +--- 635116103 +>>635115428 +Wtf, no it isn't. the only one that is maybe similar is from the demake. +--- 635116283 +>>635116103 +here is higher res +--- 635116559 +>>635113027 (OP) +from what I can remember her dad and brothers were a bunch of assholes +--- 635117534 +>>635114338 +Not sure if bait or just retarded +--- 635119236 +>>635113317 +that is the main appeal of gta, no? +doing random bullshit jobs with various gameplay scenarios. +--- 635121523 +>>635115178 +her VA is kinda hot +--- 635123487 +>>635113027 (OP) +her frontal lobe is literally a pyramid diff --git a/v/635113049.txt b/v/635113049.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..810bf13e303834229951e0bea0a235ef1b5c9b8c --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635113049.txt @@ -0,0 +1,43 @@ +----- +--- 635113049 +What the fuck is he talking abojt +--- 635113340 +>>635113049 (OP) +Heat rises, Mr. Freeman. +--- 635113407 +>>635113049 (OP) +Mister.... Free man.... +--- 635114783 +aaah...."tea for 2"... heavy weapons guy...... +--- 635114914 +>>635113049 (OP) +eyyy fearman +--- 635114954 +>>635113049 (OP) +He's hitting on you +--- 635115096 +>>635113049 (OP) +Sweat little nothings to make the background seem mysterious and attempting to spur you to desire more. + +Its effective cosmic horror kinda talk. Sucks that the franchise is dead forever and you'll never get any real meat on dem old bones but it's nice for adding an air of mystique to things/set dressing. +--- 635115270 +>>635113049 (OP) +weed +--- 635115579 +>>635113049 (OP) +>You've done so well in fact that IM GONNA KICK YOUR ASS BITCH +--- 635117481 +he cute +--- 635119881 +>>635114914 +BADA BING BADA BOOM +ASHES +--- 635120145 +He’s talking about being made by known scammers who commit false advertising and fraud. + +Valve screwed over the Artifact fanbase by cancelling the Artifact 2.0 beta without even allowing users to invite friends like they said they would in January 2021 and does not deserve your financial support for these gross consumer-unfriendly practices. +--- 635120419 +Black Messa... +--- 635121996 +>>635115579 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVyzWFBw9UA [Embed] diff --git a/v/635113261.txt b/v/635113261.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..3bd8538f1bee25a17b093ad2109a9f93f5fd723c --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635113261.txt @@ -0,0 +1,219 @@ +----- +--- 635113261 +Millennial Jill or Zoomer Jill? +--- 635113364 +>aryan +>slavic subhuman +gee I don't know what to choose +--- 635113394 +>>635113261 (OP) +Millennial Jill +--- 635113413 +Wise men will know Zoomer because she will eventually fruition into millennial. she is also cuter +--- 635113426 +both +--- 635113434 +>>635113261 (OP) +Millennial +--- 635113667 +both +--- 635113714 +>aryan +>slavic subhuman +>gee I don't know what to choose +--- 635113719 +>>635113261 (OP) +Claire mogs every RE girl +--- 635113758 +3d pig disgusting +--- 635113773 +>>635113261 (OP) +I like both too much to decide +--- 635113947 +>>635113261 (OP) +Zoomer is a real beauty for sure, but millennial is a canon of beauty, whole other league, can't top that. +--- 635114004 +>>635113261 (OP) +Millennial Jill +--- 635114084 +>>635113261 (OP) +right's a tranny so that makes it easy +--- 635114186 +>>635114084 +>This +--- 635114368 +>>635113364 +>jew +>slavic queen +easy choice +--- 635114531 +>>635113261 (OP) +How come remake jill looks like the model while reremake looks more masculine/caveman than what her model actually looks like? +--- 635114673 +>>635113413 +>eventually fruition into millennial +you do know that these generations do not mean age groups right? Zoomer doesn't mean <25, you know? +--- 635114883 +>>635113261 (OP) +I would guess that left is much older now. So, right. +--- 635114940 +Whoever can deepthroat the best +--- 635115053 +>>635114531 +brain drain at capcom, chasing photorealism blindly without understanding the tools + deliberately trying to make things more 'serious' +--- 635115245 +>>635113261 (OP) +Whoever picks right over left is an utter retard +--- 635115365 +>>635113261 (OP) +how is this about generations. The one on the left is objectively better looking even without the photoshop. It's a better cosplay too. Shit, even in the ass Resident Evil 2 movie, the only good thing about it is how good Jill looks. +--- 635115707 +>>635113261 (OP) +Left is photoshopped and taken with a professional camera, but would still look better than the right without all of that. + +to be fair the one on right has legitimately no makeup on. She has no eyebrows and no eyeliner which is all she needs. Even with that she gets mogged by left tho +--- 635116082 +>>635114673 +yes it does.. I'm the poor mother fucker who was put a grade lower, then skipped it halfway through, then ended up a grade higher than all of my friends, then left to college and lost ties with all of them and then had to make friends with people more lame. I am 25. It's all dependent on the month you were born. Anyone who is 25 rn and born after June in the USA got railed up the asshole. +--- 635116190 +>>635113261 (OP) +>Left: my beautiful wife +>Right: some ugly muttdog who's probably rotting in a blown up tank in Ukraine +--- 635116587 +Millennial Jill +--- 635116740 +>>635115365 +>how is this about generations. +One actress is a Millennial who was in a game made for Millennials, the other is a Zoomer in a game made for Zoomers. + +>>635115707 +It's not even photoshop, she genuinely is that beautiful. A straight up 11/10. + +https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jVDJ-JjM86s [Embed] + +Meanwhile, the Zoomer has 20 filters runnig on her tiktok video and can't compare +--- 635117056 +>>635113261 (OP) +Voth, no question. +--- 635117098 +>>635116740 +I mean that's fair. I did say without photoshop she would mog the other one. The one on the left has zero makeup though. She'd be hot with legit just eyebrow makeup and eye makeup. and im not a tranny, my wife is the same as the "zoomer" in terms of flaws. No eyebrows. She only uses eyebrow and eye makeup and goes from a 7 to a 9 with 5 minutes of effort. + +there's some respect to be had for makeup-less bitches is all im saying. chick on the right is still good looking with zero makeup and that's like 90th percentile alone +--- 635117145 +>>635117098 +>>635116740 +Sorry, I meant the one on the RIGHT has no makeup. +--- 635117178 +>>635116740 +right looks like fetal alcohol synd, but what filters? the shitty rain filter? you ever actually use social media before lol? +--- 635117230 +>>635116740 +Voth has admitted she dresses up as Jill in bed. +--- 635117368 +>>635117230 +The husband is a lucky man. +--- 635117412 +>>635113261 (OP) +Holy shit zoomer Jill takes it who is she +--- 635117496 +>>635113714 +kek +--- 635117537 +>>635113261 (OP) +Zoomer Jill is SOVL +--- 635117548 +>>635113261 (OP) +Started playing RE3R yesterday and for whatever reason the game fucking tanks the FPS hard randomly. +Never had this problem with 2R, 4R, 7 or 8. So it is something wrong with 3R. +--- 635117638 +>>635117548 +Are you using the newer branch? It's completely fucking broken right now apparently, you have to go back to DX11 +--- 635117647 +>>635117178 +>but what filters? the shitty rain filter? you ever actually use social media before lol? +No you fuckin zoomie. I've never used gay womens social media like your entire generation I was out of it after myspace What the fuck? You can totaly see his fucking tracks. Oh, my God I know, what the fuck? I mean, he draws his eyebrows on with a fucking Sharpie. I know, fucking asasasasas is that.This is Chris fucking Donathon. +Don't get mad, Jeffree Star 'cause I made you snort a lot of my cum when I fucked you in the ass. +--- 635117703 +>>635117638 +I'm on the DX11 branch. +--- 635117865 +>>635113261 (OP) +More of a fan of Voth Jill but nu-Jill is fine. +Hard to fuck a character so simple. Plenty to love even with her worse design. +--- 635118070 +>>635117647 +this got me good. I really hope you were having a drunken, schizophrenic breakdown during this. if you're just trolling it's not as funny. Thanks for a much needed laugh, based schizo-faggot. +--- 635118324 +>>635117178 +Imagine thinking it's an insult to imply that someone hasn't used modern social media holy shit zoomers are fucked +--- 635118486 +For me, it's Sienna Guillory in Resident Evil Apocalypse. +--- 635118550 +>>635113261 (OP) +Millennial +>>635113364 +Go back +--- 635118691 +>>635118324 +it's not an insult. it was a question. there isn't a filter on the right besides some weird condensation/rain shit. The insult I guess would be to stop bitching and chiming in about shit you're totally clueless about, you stupid unfuckable fat fucking faggots. +--- 635118827 +>>635113261 (OP) +Voth, easily. +--- 635118886 +>>635113261 (OP) +Both at the same time. It starts with zoomer Jilll blowing me, but is still learning. Millennial Jill comes in and takes over to teach zoomer Jill the proper way. Then millennial Jill goes on to to teach zoomer Jill all about penetration as she allows me to demonstrate on her while zoomer watches closely. Finally zoomer Jill takes her turn and grunts and squeals the whole time. Of course I post after playing Gal Gun +--- 635118995 +>>635113261 (OP) +Left looks like a woman while the right looks like a teenage boy, so left. +--- 635119028 +>>635118995 +>>635118995 +>Looks at woman +>thinks of teenage boy +Hmm +--- 635119193 +Russian Jill has a man face +--- 635119206 +Voth at 38 with one kid is hotter than Zotova at 27 with no kids. +--- 635119258 +I want to marry and impregnate Sasha so badly +--- 635119446 +>>635113261 (OP) +Huh, Voth is only 37? I thought she was way older than that by now. +--- 635119448 +>>635119258 +She only fucks Russian oligarchs +--- 635119759 +>>635119446 +She was 17 when she was chosen as Jill. +--- 635119771 +>>635113261 (OP) +Edward furlong on the right +--- 635119863 +>>635119759 +She was 15 +--- 635119975 +>>635113261 (OP) +I really like Julia Voth's nose +zoomer jill looks like Mila Jovovich from wish.com +--- 635120021 +>>635119863 +out of 10 +--- 635120047 +Zoomer jill +--- 635120642 +>>635119863 +She was 8 +--- 635122946 +>>635119258 +too bad she's mine +--- 635123167 +>>635113261 (OP) +right is a man +--- 635123494 +>>635113261 (OP) +Younger Voth > nuJill > Old Voth >>>>>>>>>>> whatever the fuck Revelations was +--- 635123576 +>>635113714 +he cute diff --git a/v/635113347.txt b/v/635113347.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..dd43948000b7dcf7c188599e4ea8107eacd32847 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635113347.txt @@ -0,0 +1,191 @@ +----- +--- 635113347 +So where the fuck is it? +--- 635113378 +funs are safu +:^) +--- 635113395 +>>635113347 (OP) +In development, can't you read? +--- 635113492 +>>635113347 (OP) +It's still being cooked. Have patient nigger +--- 635113638 +>>635113347 (OP) +Realistically they started full development with the entire team being there at the end of 2020. And Dragons Dogma 2, if it's supposed to be any good, is going to be a big game. +--- 635113680 +>>635113347 (OP) +In development at Capcom, duh. +--- 635113756 +q1 2025 +ps5 exclusive +--- 635113813 +started development in 2019. games nowadays take 5+ years to make (+ covid tax) +--- 635114268 +>>635113680 +>>635113813 +>>635113492 +Sure but when are we getting some news? +--- 635114342 +>>635113347 (OP) +Just let the man cook! +--- 635114352 +>>635114268 +I'm expecting a teaser during SGF or TGS, but what do I know. +--- 635114431 +>>635114268 +maybe this year, most definitely next year. first they'll have to ship Pragmata (and we don't even have gameplay for that yet). we might see a trailer this year, but I expect to only get a more in-depth look in 2024 +--- 635114767 +>>635113347 (OP) +How kino will it be itsunochads? I've been replaying dmc 5 past few days and the RE engine is dropdead gorgeous, hopefully they can translate the amazing visuals into a massive open world +--- 635115559 +>>635114767 +2-player coop would be fantastic. Looking forward to the new classes and movesets they'll be adding. +--- 635115776 +>>635113347 (OP) +Next year is for the new Monster Hunter game, so probably the year after so both monster hunting action games don't cannibalize each other. +--- 635116142 +This year a teaser. Next year a gameplay teaser. The year after that downgraded footage and either they will release that year or delay to the next because of covid or some other shit. +--- 635116905 +Considering they didn't even have a bullshot teaser for the announcement, I wouldn't expect any news anytime soon. +--- 635117084 +Development started at the end of 2019 so they got a few months done before Covid hit and basically delayed everything by about a year. The Capcom leaks from '19 had DD2 penciled in for Q2 2022, likely the 10th anniversary but of course that didn't happen and all we got instead was a barebones announcement. Q2 2024 at the earliest is my guess. After DMC5 did so well, Itsuno surely must have Capcom's blessing and a budget to do what he wants. Also considering Elden Ring and Tears of the Kingdom, they maybe put more resources into DD2, feeling it can be a rival to them. +--- 635117141 +>>635117084 +I sure hope so. I just want another adventuran game. Elden Ring sucked ass in that regard, especially the clunky combat. +--- 635117378 +>>635113347 (OP) +"in development" probably means pre production, which can last for years until real dev work is done. Assuming it's the same team that worked on DMC5 I don't expect any news until next year. +--- 635117572 +elden ring began production back in 2017 and wasn't revealed until 2019 and we didn't see gameplay until 2021 and launch was 2022 + +dragons dogma 2 began production in 2019 and you do the math +--- 635117592 +>>635117378 +>"in development" probably means pre production +doubt it, Itsuno tweeted about starting a new project in the summer of 2019, that'd make one long pre-production. They are probably working on the gameplay and haven't gotten to polishing the graphics yet, so it likely looks something like that GTA6 leak now. +--- 635117710 +>>635117592 +Yeah, you're probably right. Capcom usually doesn't announce shit until it's almost done (except pragmata). So maybe it'll come out next year? +--- 635118217 +>>635113347 (OP) +It was supposed to come out this year but they're taking extra time to make sure it conforms to ESG guidelines +--- 635118415 +>>635114268 +It was slated for E3 but E3 got canned. Might be at SGF or TGAs instead but if we're unlucky it might even be pushed to next year's SGF. +E3 being cancelled really fucked over announcement plans for a lot of studios across the globe because they had already scheduled around it. +--- 635118885 +>>635118415 +>E3 being cancelled really fucked over announcement plans for a lot of studios across the globe +I don't see how this is an issue when they can announce their planned reveals at a later date. +--- 635118957 +>>635118415 +Summer Game Fest is the E3 replacement or companies are doing their own Nintendo Directs now. Capcom Spotlight streams for RE4 got as much views as first party Nintendo games. +--- 635119076 +>>635118885 +They can but that also pushes back marketing and merchandising which is the real big pull of something like E3. It also pisses off shareholders who are the most anal autistic faggots no matter where in the world they're from. +--- 635119164 +>>635119076 +>marketing and merchandising which is the real big pull of something like E3 +I thought E3 got cancelled because people stopped caring which is no surprise considering how shit it's been over the last decade. +--- 635119568 +>>635119164 +People still care about the individual announcements from studios they're interested in but viewers and companies have realised that they really don't need to shackle themselves to the dying hog that is E3 for all that. Still, having something there remains financially worth it for a lot. +Make no mistake, its cancellation isn't "oh shit fuck development on this game will be ruined" tier but simply "god dammit we laid out an entire 6 months marketing schedule starting with this announcement and now we have to contact every single partner and reschedule". +--- 635119835 +>>635119568 +So? I still don't see how that stops anyone from making their announcements at the next major event. +--- 635119954 +>>635113347 (OP) +It's under there +--- 635120164 +>>635119835 +I never said it stops anyone. It'll just be a hassle for the studios that made long term plans starting with an E3 announcement. +--- 635120271 +>>635120164 +No fucking shit but I don't care. These are multi-billion dollar companies. They'll be fine. +--- 635121662 +>>635114767 +I'm confident it will at least be a fun game. RE engine bends to many things and hopefully the team doesn't have too many issues with it (like with mt framework). I really hope they expand the pawn system somehow and make it easier or more clear to train them without force feeding them elixirs. I seriously can't wait. ALSO fix the god damn climbing camera thanks +--- 635121743 +>>635113347 (OP) +>Currently in a master's degree +God I hope it doesn't come out until 2025 at the earliest. +--- 635121896 +Just get FFXVI this year. +--- 635122158 +people have already said it started dev in 2019 but i thought i'd supply receipts + +https://twitter.com/tomqe/status/1115620196603949056 +>april 2019: "joint cherry-blossom viewing of the DMC5 team and the new project team" + +https://twitter.com/tomqe/status/1344659975843377155 +>new year 2021: new project still in development + +https://twitter.com/tomqe/status/1476940965470683137 +>new year 2022: new project definitely ahead of last year + +https://twitter.com/tomqe/status/1537614820740337665 +>Jun 17 2022: "the new project was this game" +--- 635122203 +>>635121896 +>just get final faggotry +No thanks. +--- 635122287 +Capcom nigger and tranny loving execs force Itsuno to add woke shit to it. +--- 635122365 +>>635113347 (OP) +this is the one game where I can wholeheartedly say without any misgivings +"I can wait" +--- 635122443 +>>635122158 +I'll add on to your post and give a source for the claim that it was planned to release in '22 before covid +--- 635122467 +>>635122158 +what does tomqe even mean? +--- 635122578 +>>635113347 (OP) +TGS or VGA +Trust the plan +--- 635122610 +in the trash where it belongs +now please follow it there +--- 635122761 +>>635122287 +>force +>implying crapcum's pozzed retard devs aren't adding woke shit out their own volition +--- 635122841 +this is the game that will save vidya, it shouldn't be rushed out +--- 635122864 +>>635117084 +>Development started at the end of 2019 +I think it started before that. Itsuno said that DD2 was a "parallel project" to DMC5, so maybe development started around 2018. +--- 635123012 +>>635122864 +Pre-production probably started in 2018 with full production starting in 2019, if we use DMC5 as a reference point which started prepro in 2015 and full pro in 2016 +--- 635123103 +>>635113756 +>ps5 +>exclusive +--- 635123156 +>>635122443 +i would be pleasantly surprised if they announce it in summer and release during holidays but i don't expect it before 2024 +--- 635123213 +>>635113756 +I'd kill myself. I'm glad crapcom is PC pilled now so I think there's no need to worry. Worst case scenario would be it's just timed exclusive +--- 635123289 +>>635123213 +Would Sony really want to pull this kind of shit now that Phil's government buddies are scrutinizing them for monopoly? +--- 635123323 +LET +HIM +COOK +--- 635123365 +>>635122841 +This. Let them port over all the improvements they made in other game to this one since they all use RE Engine. +--- 635123375 +>>635113347 (OP) +>more REngine shit +--- 635123621 +>>635113347 (OP) +Trailer soon lads, this time for real. diff --git a/v/635113479.txt b/v/635113479.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..ab67bed0109cfae85e7e13a7a9302b07e56b15ca --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635113479.txt @@ -0,0 +1,1148 @@ +----- +--- 635113479 +>https://www.wowhead.com/news/netease-files-lawsuit-against-blizzard-entertainment-seeking-43-5-million-in-332574 +China coming knocking Blizzard bucks. How will you escape this time when all your staff continue to leave the sinking ship +--- 635113803 +Kek, the chinks are smelling blood in the water +--- 635114137 +Kek the chinks refunded all their players and now are sueing blizzard for the refund money just to spite them. You gotta love the chinks for how they get back at people +--- 635114172 +It's over. +--- 635114232 +That's 1 day of diablo immortal gacha +--- 635114260 +>>635113479 (OP) +What abomination of a game is this in relation to? +Or was Netease just the front to allow Blizzard to do business in China? +--- 635114269 +>get woke +>go broke +--- 635114312 +>netease wants ownership and complete control of Blizzard IP +>activision-blizzard disagrees +>they go apeshit +Damn +--- 635114375 +>>635114232 +>That's 1 day of diablo immortal gacha +I feel like that game got forgotten immediately after release. Is it actually a significant money maker for them? +--- 635114380 +what did blizzard do to upset the CCP? +--- 635114398 +>>635114260 +Netease and blizzard were negotiating a new contract. Netease said they should get a better deal because they can use their connections to the government to make things easier for blizzard. Or they can use the connections to make things worse. + +Turns out the second thing can be viewed as a threat so blizzard told them to fuck off. +--- 635114426 +>>635114172 +YOU DID NOT JUST FUCKING SAY THAT +--- 635114461 +>>635113479 (OP) +>43.5 million + +Thats nothing, all the big companies dump hundreds of millions into their games and still stay afloat +--- 635114485 +>>635114398 +>awww boo hoo my heroic blizzard is getting fucked over by those greedy CHINKS + +neck yourself blizzshill +--- 635114504 +>>635114485 +>he simps for chinks +LOL +--- 635114525 +>>635114398 +>somebody threatens you unless you do x +>you don't do x +>they do the thing they threatened to do +seems a predictable outcome +--- 635114536 +>>635114485 +Thats what happened retard +--- 635114556 +>FFXIV currently at 900k-1.1 million active players +>In a big content lull as people wait for the patch that starts the storyline for the next expansion being revealed at fan fest in june/july +>Warlo Wawa currently at 700-760k active players +>10.1 is right about to drop with a new zone, raid and quests + +Both of these are outliers. Why have they both done the opposite of what they usually do? mmo players tastes changing? +--- 635114575 +>>635113479 (OP) +Why is anyone caring about chink laws, when they dont care about non chink laws? +--- 635114629 +>>635114375 +Apparently it made more money in its first month than Genshin in an entire year +--- 635114645 +>>635114556 +Ffxiv is dead trash with 12k players +--- 635114674 +>>635113479 (OP) +>China +lol, lmao even +https://youtu.be/MIsj1ehlVnk?t=55 [Embed] +--- 635114684 +>>635114575 +They want chinkbux. +--- 635114686 +>>635114536 +There's nothing heroic about blizzard. Just being a victim doesn't make you heroic. Scum is perfectly capable of victimizing other scum. +--- 635114692 +>>635113479 (OP) +That’s nothing. Blizzard kikes will just take your tax money next year since apparently they can just do that +https://us.forums.blizzard.com/en/wow/t/so-blizzard-pays-no-tax-and-takes-228m-from-tax-payers/392421 +--- 635114698 +>>635114645 +seethe +--- 635114756 +>>635114556 +>>635114698 +lol +lmao even +game is utterly dead and has 0 presence on sites like youtube or twitch +--- 635114806 +>>635114575 +same reason why everyone cared about what us/eu had to say in politics until it became clear that they're just paper tigers unable to handle a bunch of illiterate muslims in the mountains let alone any real war +--- 635114858 +>>635114756 +So WoW has 0 players then + +sad +--- 635114876 +>>635114756 +>There are actual freaks who don't use an MMOs Standalone launcher +--- 635114913 +Get em chink boys, crush Blizzard with your tiny little Asian hands. Make them regret their existence. +--- 635114916 +>>635113479 (OP) +Chankoros vs poos and dangerhairs, why should I care? +--- 635114927 +>>635114756 +>steamcuck +shouldn't you be screeching autistically in the vintage story thread? +--- 635114957 +>>635114876 +It's not about playing The Game +It's showing everyone on my Friends List I do +--- 635114972 +>>635114756 +>twitch numbers meaning anything +Mario Kart, Candy Crush...a shitton of the most popular games in the world have barely any viewers because Twitch caters to a small minority of gaymers +>posting steam charts when the overwhelming majority of players are using the FfXIV launcher +I don't even play it anymore but quit being disingenuous +--- 635114983 +>>635114756 +Man funny how wow has 0 players on steam then heh +--- 635115025 +>>635114485 +You know kikes can just kike other kikes, right? +Sometimes there's just two shitty parties spraying shit at eachother. +--- 635115027 +>>635114927 +what's that some dayz mod trash? +--- 635115048 +>Dragonflight isn't just the worst selling wow expansion, its actively going to lose sales as china refunds all copies sold. + +I'm curious. I played WoW hardcore from late vanilla to Siege of Orgimmar and while i gave each expansion a try near its final patch the sparks never been the same so i no longer have that serious attachment to it. + +For the wowbucks and blizzdrones on /v/ we all know still exist in the maze how does this make you feel? you were once the undisputed titan of pc gaming in the mainstream and now not only is wow largely forgotten but its taking L after L for nearly half a decade straight and its getting worse not better. + +Does it feel like the whole worlds against you at this point? +--- 635115056 +>>635114686 +Literally nobody said it was heroic or anything remotely equivelent. You're making up a thing just so you can be upset and tilt your dick at a desk fan. +--- 635115090 +>>635115048 +Why do you care about WoW this much lmao +--- 635115101 +>>635114756 +>all of wow on twitch is classic hardcore +NO FORGET IT THAT ONE DOESNT COUNT RIGHT NOW AAAIIIEEEEEEE!!!! +--- 635115145 +>>635115101 +>AAAIIIEEEEEEE +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv6RbEOlqRo [Embed] +--- 635115146 +>>635114858 +>>635114876 +>>635114927 +>>635114972 +>>635114983 +>>635115101 +>immediate seethe replies from buckbroken xivtroons +oof.... +--- 635115195 +>>635115146 +Now this is Podracing +--- 635115205 +>>635115146 +So how come wow currently has less players than xiv. Wanna explain yourself there troon +--- 635115209 +>>635114525 +I saw that with a war recently +>country A tells country B not to build bases near their lands or there will be war +>country B builds the bases anyway +>country A declares war on country B +>country B claims it's the victim +What is this type of jujitsu called? +--- 635115240 +>>635115101 +JOHN MADDEN +--- 635115249 +>>635115146 +You tell em classicsister! +--- 635115276 +>thread goes to Final Troon 14 vs World of Trooncraft shitposting +LOL +--- 635115278 +>>635115205 +based on what metric? the voices in your head? +--- 635115292 +>>>>/vg/427175990 +Seriously niggers? +--- 635115316 +>>635115276 +their autism simply can't be contained +--- 635115348 +>>635115276 +>wow gets its weekly bad news +>B-BUT OTHER GAME THO +>B-BUT TWITCH THO +>B-BUT STEAM THO +and that one buck with his folder of FFXIV transvestites he keeps ready *for reasons* will show up soon i dont doubt. +--- 635115376 +>>635115276 +The moment you insult poor barry and his world of troons he immediately jumps on the ff14 hate bandwagon when no one else has even talked about the game yet. He's so defensive when Blizzard continues to take L after L +--- 635115391 +People still play themepark mmo's in 2023? + +Sad +--- 635115393 +>>635115278 +What else do you do in WoW other than raid? + +I'm seriously asking i haven't played since the dogshit worldquest mobile game systems of legion. +--- 635115410 +>FFXIV is full of troo-ACK.. +--- 635115423 +>>635115348 +>>635115376 +i mean who the fuck is always behind these threads that try to make a calamity out of every piece of small news +--- 635115427 +How did one game buckbreak wow players so hard? +--- 635115450 +>>635115292 +IGNORE BARRY POSTS +DO NOT RESPOND TO BARRY POSTS +--- 635115468 +>>635115427 +lol >>635114756 +why did wow buckbreak xivtrannies beyond repair in such a manner? +--- 635115479 +>>635115376 +bazza doesn't even like WoW, he just hates yoship above all +--- 635115508 +>>635114629 +Gonna need proof because that sounds like absolute bullshit +--- 635115540 +>>635115427 +They legitmately thought they would be the default forever. + +The fact WoW itself replaced the default whos players thought it would be the default forever escaped them. + +But one day XIV will also get replaced. You don't keep the same king forever, the dynasty gets a new head each generation. MMO generations are just much longer than console ones. +--- 635115584 +>>635115540 +>final fart +>king +LOLMAO +--- 635115620 +>>635114556 +>ffxiv player making up numbers in order to cope with the fact that endwalker sucks ass +lmao +--- 635115671 +>>635115584 +I teach at a high school and XIV is the only mmo i've ever heard the students talk about. I once asked them about wow and all i got was "i think my uncle played that as a kid" from one student. + +Our game is old. Times change. +--- 635115673 +>>635115620 +brotherman i swear to god the trannyfantasy41 is the only community on this god forsaken site that constantly invents shit to cope, while completely ignoring actual data +--- 635115693 +>>635114629 +I doubt it made more in a year than Genshin made in a month +--- 635115727 +>>635113479 (OP) +God I hope Netease wins. +--- 635115737 +WoW and FF14 players are both mentally ill faggots. It never gets old. +--- 635115742 +>>635115671 +i am sure that is totally true and not a larp you fucking deranged tranny +--- 635115761 +>>635115393 +Mythic+ spam +Farm 0.1% droprate shit from old expansions +Seek the last bit of soul left in the game to pave it over +--- 635115804 +>>635115673 +how do you do fellow ziv players +--- 635115825 +>>635115742 +Nobody under the age of 30 has even heard of Worlo. It is an ancient game only played by perma mazed boomers.It's amazing it is still hanging on as it is with how much bad PR they have had for the last 5 or so years +--- 635115847 +>>635115804 +their forum is full doomer mode and everyone is shilling wow +shartwalker sharted itself to death +--- 635115863 +>>635115742 +Yes anon. I made it up specifically to attack you on 4chan where posts will be gone in a couple of hours. + +Its all a grand conspiracy out to attack you. Everyone really is against you and working to spite you. Its all been rigged all along. +--- 635115889 +>>635114629 +>Apparently it made more money in its first month than Genshin in an entire year +Apparantly if you cut your wrists, money comes out. +--- 635115949 +>>635115825 +>>635115863 +cope trannies. your shit game will forever remain a dead, niche piece of shit for weebs troons and pedos +rope +--- 635115953 +>>635115376 +Barry doesn't play WoW you retarded faggot +--- 635115978 +>>635114629 +>Apparently it made more money in its first month than Genshin in an entire year + +hahahah it abso fucking lutely did not +--- 635115981 +>>635115847 +>Join Date: March 2022 +--- 635116004 +Thoughts on my priest? +--- 635116024 +It's OK, WoW xisters. Based Phil will save us. +--- 635116031 +>>635115981 +cope +its over and its only going to get worse for you +--- 635116054 +>Game is shit +>"b-but this one other game is shittier!" +Why is this a recurring theme when it comes to wowbuck coping with the harsh reality? +--- 635116068 +>>635115742 +>more people are parsing in the 15 year old version of their game than retail +>more people are rolling new characters in classic than retail + +What does it tell you when your players keep screaming that every decision you've made over the last decade was a mistake? +--- 635116069 +>>635114137 +There is no "getting back at people" with chinks. It's a nation of liars, thieves and scammers; they already intend to screw you over at day one. +--- 635116114 +>>635116004 +Thank the devs for keeping the transmog restrictions in order, don't want anyone to look like an out of place clown! +--- 635116121 +>>635116068 +because classic is 100x easier +--- 635116134 +>>635116031 +Why'd you crop out the join date and name this time? +--- 635116175 +This is how we will get them +--- 635116191 +>>635116134 +https://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/479876-AT-THIS-POINT-in-World-of-Warcraft + +here, the full thread +knock yourself out +--- 635116206 +>Start playing Guild Wars 2 +>I love it. I love the exploration of the map, the mounts, the combat, the cat people, etc. +>I look up the expansions and see living-story shit. +>I realise Guild Wars 1 continues into Guild Wars 2. +>Guild Wars 1 is still selling for full price. +Fuck, I guess I'll wait until the next Steam sale. +--- 635116262 +>>635116121 +Debatable if HC Classic is harder or easier, it's a different beast of game entirely. +But those parses were for Wrath (Although the numbers certainly did drop when Ulduar launched lmao) so maybe you're right. +Maybe if Blizzard made raiding approachable again they might have some success, or maybe if they cut it out with all the tranny shit? Who knows. +--- 635116263 +XIV players are the most adamant multi billion dollar company guardians I've ever seen +--- 635116272 +>>635115742 +Anon, WoW is a dad game, zoomers absolutely do not give a shit about it +This is fact +--- 635116289 +>>635116054 +A combination of things +1: sunk time/cost. They were like 20 when they started playing vanilla in college and saw WoW become one of the biggest games in the world, now they are nearly 40 and those 200kbs of MOUNTSMOGGSCHEEVOS mean nothing to nobody and they cannot deal with that all being wasted time as the grey hairs and receeding hairlines set in. +2: They actually thought WoW was the mythical "forevergame" that would remain on top forever and therefore validate the sunk time/money +3: The constant scandals since Blitzchung onwards, abandonment by most content creators and the playerbase combined with the rise of FFXIV during Shadowbringers was too much and mindbroke them + +It all combines to make someone addicted to a skinner box videogame feel like they are constantly under some unified attack from a worldwide cabal all day every day for investing their golden years in something that looks increasingly like wasted time and money. + +This is how the buck broke. +--- 635116298 +>raiding in df/classic +>stay in aoe (aka the only one mecanic in the entire boss fight) +>dbm goes like simon say BIP BOOP NIGGER STAY OUT OF AOE AAAAAAAAAAA *fart SFX* + +yeah, raiding in ffxiv is better +--- 635116304 +>>635116175 +I actually agree +--- 635116316 +Is this thread full of bots? +--- 635116398 +>>635115209 +>country B builds the bases anyway +--- 635116409 +>>635115742 +Nobody below the age of like 35 gives a single fuck about warcraft. It is a dead rts series from the 1990's and a hotbar mmo from 2004. We are old as fuck and our tastes outdated. Deal with it or become another sad sack of shit coming over his baldspot with a zoomer perm and talking like someone 25 years his junior like a fucking twitch marketing drone. +--- 635116457 +https://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/481233-Some-MMO-we-have + +HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA + +DEAD GAME +--- 635116459 +>>635114137 +>You gotta love the chinks for how they get back at people +This isn't really "getting back" at anyone though, it's just typical Chinese backstabbing. +--- 635116472 +>>635113479 (OP) +>china commits every IP crime in the book +>china sells tainted medicine and explosive devices +>doesn't respect western lawsuits + +Why exactly would blizzard pay or even give them the time of day? +--- 635116487 +>>635113479 (OP) +What happened bros? And how are we still doing vastly better than FF14 sisters and other MMORPGs. + +Are MMORPGs dying? +--- 635116493 +>>635114556 +C'mon man, if you're going to lie at least TRY to make it seem believable. +--- 635116527 +>>635116206 +Guild Wars 2 has fuck all to do with Guild Wars 1. It's like saying My Immortal is the true ending of Harry Potter. +--- 635116549 +>ameriscum defending feminazi ulra woke trans power developers Blizzard because they hate chinks so much +Lmao Americans really are just scum. +--- 635116576 +>>635116527 +Okay? Guild Wars 1 has shit to do with GW2 though +--- 635116584 +>>635116457 +Why would people do normal dungeons in PF? Is this just trying to be disingenuous by not showing that the other 57 groups in the other tab +--- 635116585 +>>635116549 +Actually I think Barry is a shitskin from Australia. +--- 635116607 +>>635116487 +yes, they are dying in favor of lobby based 39 minute games like cod, fortnite and league +wow still mogs though and its not even close +--- 635116627 +>>635116487 +>Are MMORPGs dying? +Yes, as they rightfully should. +It's a stale genre, and we should've evolved past hotbar gameplay decades ago. +--- 635116643 +>>635116487 +>People actually believe this +Hi Asmon +--- 635116668 +https://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/465565-We-lost-70-of-our-player-base-half-a-year-in + +grim +--- 635116691 +>>635116584 +Nice job retard you fell for it, when will you fucking learn? +--- 635116719 +>>635116304 +>>635116175 +I can't even imagine how fucking cringe a modern blizzard attempt at a "funny" quest or event would be. I unironically liked the Manderville quests in ff14 though +--- 635116724 +>>635116643 +i saw a wow fansite the other day legitimately treat WoW's lifetime 120 million accounts made as active players. They will believe anything as long as it lets them live in the lie a little while longer. +--- 635116735 +>>635116487 +As someone who played in Vanilla and TBC there is no way the current playerbase is even close to those numbers. If anyone actually believes we have 4.6 million players right now they are outright delusional with how most servers outside a few mega servers are just plain dead +--- 635116770 +>>635116263 +You're in a thread full of blizzdrones gobbling activision glownigger dick right now. +--- 635116801 +>>635116735 +>we +--- 635116842 +>>635116576 +No it doesn't. It's trannydev fanfiction by people who openly admit to having never fucking played Guild Wars. +--- 635116857 +>>635116585 +Barry doesn't play WoW. +--- 635116872 +This thread is supposed to be about laughing at Blizzards chinese dickriding fucking them in the ass, right? Why are people crying about Final Fantasy 14? What does it have to do with this? +--- 635116902 +>>635116459 +>typical Chinese backstabbing. +You mean typical Westoid / Americunt backstabbing? This is Blizzard get sued for violation of licensing agreements. And not the first time they get sued. +--- 635116910 +>>635116872 +Never seen a modern WoW thread on /v/? Shadowbringers and the great wowfugee crisis of 2021 broke them forever. +--- 635116913 +>>635116668 +>I wanted FF14 to thrive, I loved Stormblood but the game is dying and on it’s way out. +>Join Date Jun 2022 + +how do you do fellow stormblood players +--- 635116947 +>>635115949 +You know, they are doing a pretty good job at gatekeeping, if we want to be fair here.. It's the main reason I haven't looked into playing FFXIV. The amount of pedophilia within the community is staggering and while I won't say if that's a good or bad thing. It does contextualize much of the behavior I see. I would like to avoid playing with people like that. +Basically, they have the perfect gate. +--- 635116952 +Who's gonna be gay in Overwatch this time? +--- 635116962 +>>635115145 +https://youtu.be/1B488z1MmaA [Embed] +--- 635116964 +>>635116719 +Manderville got gmod tf2 energy +--- 635116978 +>>635116947 +As opposed to all wow players being degenerate tranny furries? +--- 635117005 +>>635116978 +The xiv playerbase are degenerate tranny furries as well though. +--- 635117015 +>>635116978 +WoW just sucks because it has sucked since 2004. Never liked it in a general sense. +--- 635117016 +https://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/474868-Why-Is-Dynamis-Dead + +BUSSIN +--- 635117031 +>>635116175 +weakaura meme sound is good stuff +--- 635117068 +>>635116668 +good fuck wowtourists, hope they will stay out of xiv forever now that their talking heads fucked off. +--- 635117074 +>wow is dead guyse trust me ive been saying it since 2004 but its real this time +--- 635117082 +>>635116842 +Can you be normal for one minute instead of some cringe, internet only reactionary? Guild Wars 2 follows on from Guild Wars 1 narratively. That's it. That's all. +--- 635117097 +True +--- 635117105 +>>635116857 +He shills for it just to shit on XIV because he hates its director, Yoshi. Keep up man. +--- 635117107 +>>635116978 +Should mention both players AND the devs. +--- 635117118 +>>635116947 +>>635116978 +Wow..it's almost as if the same kind of people play both games! +--- 635117125 +It's funny how he does all this and calls the ones he's against cultists +--- 635117146 +>>635116206 +>realise Guild Wars 1 continues into Guild Wars 2. +not really, there's a gap of like 200 years between GW1 and GW2. If you played GW1 you'll have some extra backstory on what happened to make the political situation is what it is, but it's not needed. The game gives you plenty of info. +--- 635117149 +>>635117005 +Are you sure you aren't just coping a little there buddy. Wow literally has tranny devs making tranny content for the tranny playerbase. Your new race is literally tranny dragons +--- 635117190 +>>635116902 +>oh yeah? w-well what about sports +Sorry Chang, people know what you're like at this point. +--- 635117253 +Honestly the way blizzard behaved with netease is atrocious and they deserve to get sucked dry for their shenanigans +--- 635117265 +>>635117146 +Apparently in the 1st & 2nd expansions, storylines from the first game end up being resolved. Also something about the Mursa. +--- 635117302 +could you imagine the shitstorm if blizzard shut down all their game servers in NA like they did in china +--- 635117307 +>>635117265 +Mursaat even +--- 635117336 +>>635115209 +>>635114525 +Tyrant enablers and victim blamers deserve death by firing squad +--- 635117361 +>>635117082 +I am being normal. Sorry if the truth isn't what you want to hear. Guild Wars 2 is fucking fanfiction. It takes the characters and locations from Guild Wars and lays a fat steaming log across the entirety of them. If you play, promote, or approve of Guild Wars 2 in any way shape or form you are cancer. The fact that you are defending it without any knowledge of Guild Wars proves you don't know a god damn thing and simply hopping on a bandwagon. Kill yourself. +--- 635117384 +So now that the Pooh money is gone, does that mean more tranny nigger shit or less tranny nigger shit for WoW? +--- 635117398 +>>635117361 +>I am being normal. +Read your previous post, and read this post again. +--- 635117405 +>it's another Barry/Foxxo thread +>can't even tell which is which anymore nor do I care +fuck off retard, choke to death on your wow token you furry faggot +--- 635117415 +>>635114806 +What third world shitters won't believe..... +--- 635117421 +>>635117405 +cope +final fart is DEAD +--- 635117442 +>>635117384 +Blizzard already lost enough staff that the next expansion is completely fucked (not like dragonflight has any momentum anyway lol) +--- 635117452 +>>635117405 +Hey now, lets be fair, Barry has never played Wow. +--- 635117469 +>>635117149 +I've played both games for 10+ years and have met more degenerate cum stains in xiv in six months than in the entire 10+ years of playing wow. +--- 635117514 +>>635117398 +Keep slurping that anet girldick. +--- 635117551 +>>635117190 +Oh you want more? Sure, Biden. +Blizzard is the very incarnation of Americunt culture. +--- 635117579 +>>635117469 +If WoW is DSP, then FFXIV is Chris Chan +--- 635117602 +>>635117514 +>Girldick +Be normal +--- 635117636 +>>635117579 +A dog turd is still a dog turd even if it dries out and turns white. +--- 635117681 +>>635116978 +Is there a single based MMO left? I Guess only Runescape remains +--- 635117693 +>>635113479 (OP) +It’s weird because China is the exact reason WoW went to shit just look at the release date of LoL and wows decline. MoP was blatantly saying “Chinese own you now!” And no one listened. +--- 635117731 +>>635117602 +I am normal. Fuck off back to your tranny fursuiter fanfiction game. +--- 635117782 +>>635116409 +k +--- 635117824 +>>635117681 +>I Guess only Runescape remains + +LMAO +--- 635117827 +>>635117731 +>tranny +>fursuiter +>fanfiction +Bro, please leave your house +--- 635117859 +>>635117827 +>>>/out/ +--- 635117875 +>>635115209 +Probably /v/jutsu +>sign ToS saying you won’t say X words +>say X words +>cry that you got punished for saying the words you said you wouldn’t say +??? +--- 635117913 +>>635117827 +Don't listen to this anon. They're gonna get you anon! Don't set one foot outside of that door. +--- 635117926 +>>635117265 +No idea which story points you could be referring to, to be honest. Also there's only one Mursaat reference in GW2 that I remember and I'll not spoil it but it's rather inconsequential +--- 635117927 +>>635114556 +>10.1 is right about to drop with a new zone, raid and quests +wait what the fuck, I stopped playing months ago due to lack of content and there's still not a new patch out? +--- 635117950 +>>635116549 +>turdie niggers defending a tyrannical commie regime and their vassals out of sheer butthurt and spite towards the USA +You will live to see your """heroes""" destroyed +--- 635117973 +>>635117551 +>o-oh yeah? well this isn't backstabbing because uh... harassment or something +Thanks Chang +--- 635117987 +>>635117950 +Here you are, doing the same thing +--- 635117998 +>>635117551 +Mald more +--- 635118034 +>>635117926 +He's not referring to anything because he has no clue what he's talking about. +--- 635118039 +>>635113479 (OP) +trans commies getting fucked by slant-eyed commies, kek. +--- 635118041 +>>635117950 +The mutt cries out in pain as he strikes you. +--- 635118048 +>>635117987 +>n-no u! +--- 635118057 +>>635117927 +there have been 2 patches since launch +10.0.5 and 10.0.7 +--- 635118078 +No refunds +--- 635118097 +>>635117950 +Their heroes died generations ago. +--- 635118137 +>>635117950 +>tyrannical commie regime +This is literally amerimuttica though lmao. +--- 635118154 +I don't know why anyone sane would invest in China. CCP can steal all your shit any second, hell, they kiddnap/murder/erase their own the moment they get too much money. +--- 635118165 +>>635118041 +You're the only one crying in pain right now +--- 635118210 +>>635118154 +Because otherwise they murder you. It's a lose lose situation. +--- 635118254 +there is no way there are people in here unironically shilling for china +--- 635118270 +China is so laughable and weak. +--- 635118290 +>>635118137 +Whatever helps you sleep at night, short round +--- 635118339 +>>635118210 +Then you just kill em +--- 635118397 +>>635118254 +Sadly, yes. All the incels who got bullied by Chad and Tyrone in HS now side with the literal devil to get at the society they has shunned em. + + +Almost makes you think the bullies were on to something +--- 635118420 +>>635118137 +100 million dead chinese, just so Mao could see the sunlight. +--- 635118439 +>>635117265 +>Apparently in the 1st & 2nd expansions, storylines from the first game end up being resolved +I don't know who told you that but this sounds like complete bullshit. There is virtually no connection between GW1 and 2 other than the setting due to the time difference. The plot threads are completely different. Some bad guys are re-used, sure, but nothing I would consider directly tied to GW1. + +Unless you mean minor shit like Gwen having a crypt or gravestone somewhere, which is more like an easter egg, there's just no relation. +--- 635118451 +>>635114137 +No anon, I don't cheer for corporations being slimy backstabbers just because they're doing it to another corporation instead of real people once every 90 billion times. +--- 635118482 +>>635118154 +Don't warn people. It's more amusing watching these fools get trapped in Shenzhen or some shit while their assets and accounts get the piss shook out of them. Then they go Weibo to bitch and moan to nobody who will actually give two-fucks. It's hilarious everytime anon. Do not warn people about the CCP. +--- 635118526 +You guys need a new hobby, this isn't healthy. +--- 635118564 +>>635117926 +Living World S3 +--- 635118618 +>>635118526 +mad wowbucks desu +--- 635118628 +>>635114556 +>>FFXIV currently at 900k-1.1 million active players +source? +--- 635118704 +>>635118254 +>Side with the trannies or china +Hmm real hard decision there +--- 635118709 +>>635117875 +Jokes on you that shit isn't legal in Europe. +If you get banned from LoL for example and sue, they either have to unban you or refund you any money and time you've spent. +--- 635118728 +>>635118564 +We don't talk about LW S3 +--- 635118779 +>>635118420 +>>635118290 +>>635118165 +>>635118165 +Now I get it lmao. +--- 635118789 +>>635118728 +Why not? +>>635118034 +Mad little wowbuck +--- 635118821 +>Pander to china +>Get sued +--- 635118949 +>>635118779 +man maybe the chinese aren't so bad after all +--- 635119021 +>>635118789 +Cuz it's shit. The maps are empty for a reason. +--- 635119065 +>>635118821 +Nope, it is: +>Backstabbing Chinese customers +>Get sued +--- 635119225 +>>635118254 +>thread for laughing at blizzard's continuing misfortune and collapse +>"ARE YOU SERIOUSLY CHEERING ON CHINA HERE?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! WHAT ABOUT THE POLITICS?!" +Nigger shut the fuck up and paint your ceiling red. +--- 635119239 +>>635113479 (OP) +What grounds is there for other company b refunded purchases of company a products for a lawsuit? +--- 635119315 +>>635117384 +they have successfully purged all non trannies from blizzard. They will definitely double down +--- 635119341 +>>635119225 +>43m +>collapse +they make that in half a month off diablo immortal alone +how can 4chan be so delusional? +--- 635119473 +>>635119341 +>how can 4chan be so delusional? +race mixing and corn syrup +--- 635119481 +>>635118789 +>hurr durr wow +No one is talking about WoW here. Quit trying to deflect because you're upset someone who knows more than you showed up and called you a fucking idiot for spouting bullshit. +--- 635119597 +>>635119481 +Mad little WoWbuck. All you can say about Living World 3 is that its fanfiction (it's not.) +--- 635119692 +No refunds +--- 635119721 +>>635119597 +>>635116527 +>>635116842 +I know more than you. +--- 635119840 +wow>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>shit>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a garbage can>>>>>>>>>>a rotten corpse>>>>>>>>> gw2>>>>>>xiv + +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxTiwKvp348 [Embed] +--- 635120060 +>>635116289 +Or it just people ironically basing their personality onto the game and said company. +--- 635120153 +>>635119341 +Post diablo immortal sales for this month or last month please. Here's a hint, the game is no where near as successful as everyone thought it was gonna be. The game is nothing close to any of the popular asian gacha games +--- 635120183 +>>635118451 +You're not supposed to cheer for it, you retarded faggot, you're supposed to laugh at the hilarity of it. Get off your high horse +--- 635120196 +>>635118709 +>refund you time you've spent. +As expected of a /pol/tard, peak idiocy. +--- 635120318 +China is killing the Microsoft demon +--- 635120332 +>>635119840 +>that video +lmao they went that much overboard? And I thought the first few living worlds were already bad with their lesbians and girl power. +--- 635120354 +>>635120153 +https://gamerant.com/diablo-immortal-made-300-million-dollars/ + +that is as of november 2022. and its a shitty gacha game with 0 effort to maintain/develop it. probably has a team of 5-10 people tops +--- 635120363 +>>635119840 +>>635119721 +same mad llittle wowbuck +--- 635120662 +>Oh hey another thread about bad news for WoW +>ctrl+f "XIV" +>27 results +Never change you poor, poor broken bucks. +--- 635120756 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USfO2o7r0LQ [Embed] + +My favorite fat youtuber that made the wow stories back in 2005 is back to playing wow +--- 635120783 +>>635120354 +diablo is currently pulling less money than fucking nikke now. check the gacha sales charts +--- 635120797 +>>635113479 (OP) +if anything its good news for blizzard because if $44m is literally all the china refunds it shows how dead fucking wrong all the troonal troontasy fags were screaming losing china was a deathblow. diablo immortal makes more than $44m in a SINGLE DAY. + +trannies +keep +losing +lmfao +--- 635120847 +>>635120354 +Ya but how much of that was the initial release? It's never charting on anything past the original release of the game. It's losing to fucking shovelware that is shat out on a monthly basis. While I do agree it is kept up with a small team the game is not making the money you think it is any more +--- 635120894 +>>635120354 +It's current monthly earning are shit anon +--- 635120935 +Both games are losing to Albion though. +--- 635120957 +Square is 100 times more likely to collapse than blizzard but people dont talk about that much +Why is that? +--- 635121048 +>>635120797 +Still means WoW lost nearly 800k subscribing bucks. Thats losing more than more mmos total playerbase at the flick of a switch. +--- 635121164 +>>635115209 +the ukraine skeedaddle +--- 635121208 +>>635113479 (OP) +>Chink lawsuit +Why would anyone even care? Their companies ignore our lawsuits, we should do the exact same. +--- 635121224 +>>635118451 +As the other Anon said. +Blizzard has been bending their knee and morals for Chinese politics and morals while abandoning any sense of dignity to chase profits. It is the quintesential example of Capitalistic greed where shareholders just chase profits and corporations do anything for money. +--- 635121312 +>overpaid, out of touch and greedy CEO/board +>bully away their talent, can't make deadlines anymore +>focus DivErSiTy as a distraction +>lose China playerbase +>Classic was their last proper injection of players and they did the bare minimum for it +--- 635121376 +>>635114380 +NetEase licensing for Blizzard games was a simple profit share, with Blizzard getting the lions share. As it should be regardless about how much you hate Blizzard, no fucking commie red stamp organization should be scraping the majority of the money for a game they don't even develop. + +NetEase is under new CCP orders to increase their profit share and get more local development control. Aka, give up majority of the profit from China AND give us source code so we can modify the game. Blizzard was 100% in the right to tell them to take a hike, and that's why NetEase has gone on this childish chimp out breaking statues and shit because Blizzard was one of the only devs in license agreements with NetEase to tell the CCP to fuck off. +--- 635121387 +>>635121048 +you do know those 44m in refunds are more than wow, as its not the only game blizz has in china? +--- 635121403 +>>635115146 +Now use literally any other site than Twitch, Steam, or Google trends +Oh wait, you won't. Because those aren't accurate metrics for measuring anything but your own asspain. +--- 635121452 +>>635121403 +ok +>>635115742 +>>635115584 +>>635115278 +--- 635121462 +>>635117336 +Glownigger +--- 635121498 +>>635121312 +I mean I knew changing a bunch of strings in the client (turn sex into bodytype, pronouns, all the other gay shit you can erase with localization) was a cheap way to get some easy faggot money, but I didn't think it was this bad lmao +--- 635121556 +>>635114172 +if this paid shill is saying it +--- 635121613 +>>635121403 +how about leddit, the normie platform? +r/wow - 5k+ online +r/ffxiv - 2.8k online +how about youtube? +--- 635121656 +>>635114380 +Basically NetEase tried to extort Blizzard, demanding more money from their agreement or they'd make it a lot worse on them trying to get a license to run their games in China. Blizzard said fuck you then, NetEase started throwing the absolute classic chink sperg rage when they don't get their way, breaking a bunch of shit like the Orc statue at their HQ and stuff. + +It was the right move for any western company to pull over this commie fleecing bullshit and chinks are whiny faggots as usual but since Blizzard is shit and /v/ is too concerned with hating Blizzard more than chinks so the retards here want to pretend Blizzard was somehow in the wrong for not giving into CCP extortion tactics. +--- 635121691 +>>635121387 +yeah bro it was all those people buying diablo 2. +--- 635121705 +>>635121312 +It's really unforgivable what a missed opportunity Classic was. If they had just given a fuck we could have had another OSRS. But no, it's all about making the quick, easy, short term money. +--- 635121719 +>>635121691 +so are you just going to ignore overwatch and hearthstone? +--- 635121792 +>>635121719 +the free to play games? +--- 635121818 +>>635120797 +Do you know who made Diablo Immortal? Do you know why Diablo Immortal can make so much money? Fuckwit? +This is literally one of the reasons NetEase break apart with Blizzard and want to sue Blizzard. +--- 635121868 +>>635113479 (OP) +So let's say the the bugmen win the lawsuit +How would they enforce the verdict when blizzard isn't doing business in china anymore? +--- 635121870 +>>635121792 +diablo immortal is also free to play by that definition lmao +are you retarded? +--- 635121972 +>>635121868 +well if it was china they would not allow them back into the country until they pay up +If it was the US assuming appeals failed, they would have the courts pay them. +Either way is amsuing +--- 635121973 +>>635121705 +OSRS started like that, it wasn't until like a year after release they started toying with the idea of updates rather than letting the game die for the 10 autists who just want to play that single time capsule version of runescape but instead blizz just started releasing the expansions again condemning the game to the same downfall that happened originally +--- 635121985 +>/v/ermin makes a wow thread +>xivtroons invade the thread to shill their wow clone +>xivtroons call wowniggers obsessed because of all the wow clone talk in the thread +i wish mods just blanket banned all blizzshit from this board +--- 635122150 +>>635121985 +such is the nature of the xivtroon +forever assblasted by a 20 year old video game because its simply better than their tranny visual novel +--- 635122172 +>635121705 +I feel the same way. Jagex is just as retarded but at least they listened to their playerbase. Blizzard just sticks their head into the ground, like with bots, faction balance, gm interaction and design mistakes in following expansions. Short term greed in exchange for long term quality. It was so bad they refused classic for years and it took someone else doing it for them to acknowledge it. Then they thought; oh 2 or 3 realms is plenty and let's not invest in servers. +--- 635122204 +>>635121985 +>ban wow but not xiv +Kill yourself. +--- 635122239 +>>635121985 +>it's the ffxiv people that came in and started doomposting about ffxiv! +Actual brain rot. Talk about the thread topic or fuck off. +--- 635122259 +>>635121818 +and yet its still making money hand over fist. who's the fuckwit now, dumbass? +--- 635122271 +>>635122239 +cope tranny +xiv is dead +--- 635122294 +>>635121973 +It's so fucking stupid. We're just going to go back down through the updates patch by patch until Classic is ruined the exact same way retail was? +They're talking about doing Cata Classic after Wrath has run its course. Cata, the expansion most people would consider marks the end of the Classic era and the point of no return on the downward slope to what the game is today in retail. +And so, history repeats itself and we have private servers offering the service that Blizzard failed to: updates in the style of Vanilla. +Supposedly there have been datamined hints of "hardcore" vanilla servers coming to Classic, but that too seems like another quick low effort cashgrab thing. It probably takes no effort at all to implement. +--- 635122319 +>>635122271 +show me Warlo Wawas steam numbers again. +--- 635122356 +>>635122294 +no, theyre doing hardcore servers and another season of mastery +--- 635122385 +>>635122239 +you first, tranny +--- 635122562 +>>635122271 +>>635122385 +--- 635122705 +All I want is for chinks to be segregated in video games, is it so much to ask +--- 635122854 +>>635122259 +Except it isn't. It is doing shit compared to any other half decent gacha game on a month by month basis. It's losing to PNG collectors for Niche franchises +--- 635122887 +I used to play WoW but now i am a hater. + +I want this game to die. I want the people still playing it to lose all their mounts moggs cheevos. I want them to be miserable and i want blizzard to shut down and the devs to be jobless. + +I have been subscribed to FFXIV for ten years without unsubbing once. + +I post in wow threads to increase the doomer levels and doing so makes me happy. + +I will only stop when WoW is dead and nothing on this earth can stop me hating. +--- 635122991 +>>635122887 +Kinda based desu +--- 635122996 +>>635122887 +lying shbab +not a single person who started pre-sb is happy with the current state of the game +its not blizzard tier bad but its in a pretty dire straits +--- 635123003 +>>635122887 +at least youre honest about it xivtroon +too bad your shit game is dead +oops! +--- 635123120 +>>635123003 +as opposed to wow and it's bleeding anus of 720k players +--- 635123150 +>>635123120 +>source: my gaping axe wound +x*v has 12k players +--- 635123162 +>>635123120 +>made up troon numbers +lol +--- 635123212 +>>635122887 +Based and Hatepilled +Keep up the good work Anon. +--- 635123217 +>>635122887 +>Play both game +>Unsubbed when WoW was shit +>Unsubbed when XIV was boring +>Subbed back when worlo became enjoyable to me +>Subbed back to XIV when it had content. +I suggest getting meds and / or a professional's help. +--- 635123265 +>>635122887 +When did you realise Emet was Yoshis stand in for wow oldfags? + +>Our world was once perfect and whole +>The people were not divided +>Then a great cataclysm occured +>The people were divided for the first time +>Everything descended to corruption and rot +>I will make the world whole again, it belongs to us and us alone + +Hades is a classic andy. +--- 635123292 +>>635115056 +Yeah he's a bit unhinged right now. Probably chinese +--- 635123301 +>>635123162 +>>635123150 +Why is every wow server outside maybe 10 or so world wide just dead then. If you aren't playing on a mega server you can't even play the game +--- 635123302 +>>635123217 +Posting genuine advice that makes sense in a thread like this is pointless, it's the consolewar of MMOs where both sides pretend that their game is perfect and the other is dead +--- 635123316 +>>635114380 +acknowledged taiwan without spitting on it +--- 635123386 +This MMO tribalism is so fucking stupid. It's okay to want both games to be good so they can keep pushing the other to improve. It can only be good for players when both games are good. +--- 635123389 +>>635123217 +No. I enjoy being a hater. Every new blizzard scandal i read the comments and look up wow youtubers and streamers for the cope and tears. It entertains me and makes me happy. +--- 635123398 +>>635122887 +>I have been subscribed to FFXIV for ten years without unsubbing once. +Larp. The game absolutely does not have enough content to justify being perpetually subbed. +--- 635123401 +first of all, neither game releases sub counts +so, wow is significantly bigger on +>reddit +>twitch +>youtube +>trends +>searches +>end game activity +but somehow i am supposed to believe final fart is bigger +it this the biggest psyop on /v/? +--- 635123457 +>>635123386 +Yes. Both mmos. + +FFXIV and TESO. +--- 635123462 +>>635123302 +The alternative advice would be telling him to consider suicide but considering where his bursts of joy come from, I think it's already on the to do list. +--- 635123497 +>>635123301 +because everyone is on those big servers +small servers have always been dead, most were stillborn +Even 10 years ago the majority of servers didnt have a single real raiding guid +--- 635123507 +>>635123398 +It does if your primary usage of the game is standing around uldah treating it like fucking second life coughxivgcough +--- 635123529 +>>635123302 +What gets me is that XIV has daily /v/ threads and /xivg/, but there is nowhere to discuss WoW. The threads here are just consolewar bullshit with constant shitflinging or people talking about 'what went wrong.' The /vg/ thread is just coomposters and schizoposting. +--- 635123615 +>>635115278 +wow are ultimate raids are harder then mythic? didn't know so few clears +--- 635123635 +>>635123529 +This isn't a blizzard friendly board friendo. The damage your company has done to videogames is catastrophic and your addictions are no more wanted here than gachashit or modern bioware trash. +--- 635123654 +>>635123615 +no, theyre just boring and shit so nobody engages in them. +which is why even the world first trannies from japan were caught cheating because the game is shit and unfun diff --git a/v/635114365.txt b/v/635114365.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..cdc396858589f8c029799dd55bdd94844ab529fd --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635114365.txt @@ -0,0 +1,671 @@ +----- +--- 635114365 +It simply does not detect modern cheats. +--- 635114471 +>>635114365 (OP) +Do people commonly hide behind that wall? +Seems like if he was cheating he would have seen the other guy coming and not looked away. +--- 635114626 +>>635114471 +not only that, he's shifting around while standing so he can clearly be heard +--- 635114713 +>>635114365 (OP) +CS is all about grinding three maps to remember all the peek to instakill spots. +This is one of the most obvious spots on inferno A. +--- 635114790 +>>635114471 +>>635114626 +>See other guy coming +>Click aimkey +>Oops it went to the head on the guy behind wall +--- 635114810 +>>635114365 (OP) +if you know the hiding spots then its perfectly within the realm of possibilities that you'd suspect a person is hiding there +plus he's moving so he knows someone's there +plus plus, if he was actually cheating he'd land the headshot +--- 635114917 +Why only fire 1 bullet? Helmet check? +--- 635114939 +bad at video games cope +--- 635115052 +>>635114917 +>let me shoot this wall instead of the enemy on the right +--- 635115176 +>>635114790 +yea he's just clicking his aimkey at a live event +--- 635115203 +>>635114917 +>about to start firing at hypothetical target +>real target appears on the right +--- 635115236 +>>635115176 +ESL allows teams to bring their own equipment. +--- 635115324 +>>635114471 +It doesn't look like you can shoot through that wall or the guy would have died. How does someone who knows the game so well that they can pinpoint a head that they can't see by footsteps alone not know that they are unable to shoot the person there? +--- 635115349 +>>635115236 +It's checked by an admin, macros and software aren't allowed to be brought in, if hardware requires it for their settings it has to be sanitized by an admin. All of their pcs are constantly monitored by admins remotely, every single process is visible and scanned. Cope. +--- 635115374 +>>635115324 +You can literally see the guy's hp go down you fucking retard. +--- 635115483 +>>635115349 +Oh yeah? +--- 635115498 +>>635114790 +>>635115236 +I'm watching a webm of someone moving their mouse from left to right and some dorky brainlet using slow motion to emphasize it randomly mousing over another player for no time at all +--- 635115538 +>>635114365 (OP) +Counter Strike is one of the worst games to show webms of and claim cheating. Pros have 1000's of hours in certain maps alone, team/map awareness is at the level where they could probably kill regular lobbies blindfolded. +--- 635115563 +>>635115374 +I may be retarded, but at least I'm not a hacker like C9's Buster. +--- 635115698 +these threads are always funny because you have two posters +>extremely obvious cheater webms +and +>comically blind dick suckers +--- 635115701 +>>635115483 +What's wrong with it? +--- 635115763 +>>635115698 +>>comically blind dick suckers +It's just attention-starved or bored retards looking for (You)'s. That little red dot creates dopamine that some men can't get anywhere else. +--- 635115791 +>>635114365 (OP) +There's literally no cheating there you retard. +>Shoot at obvious spot +>Some faggot comes running out at the same time from a different angle +>Die +--- 635115817 +Oopsie +--- 635115909 +>>635115698 +>The same 4 webms from seething shitters +--- 635115964 +>>635115817 +note the difference in arm movements +>end of round: arm doesnt move when he snaps, and instead sorta just shakes +>new round: he goes to turn and you can clearly see him move his arm +--- 635115969 +>>635115909 +we'd probably make more if we'd still bother watching the matches +but what's the point when they're obviously cheating +--- 635116010 +Why.do /v/cels post the same shit to get BTFO by people who actually play the games? +--- 635116026 +>>635115817 +ok that's the actually first blatant one. I do think pro players cheat like pro athletics take steroid and other shit to get the edge over other players. +--- 635116027 +The level of skill you need to make retards think you're hacking is hilariously low. +>Wtf you have ears. +>Wtf you can click someone who's standing still. +--- 635116052 +>>635114713 +>>635114810 +Cheaters +--- 635116115 +>>635116027 +Remember being called a hacker cause I got 2 headshots in a row on stationary people. +--- 635116127 +>>635115498 +Shader compilation stutters are less visible than this and yet everyone shits on them. +--- 635116160 +>>635116010 +comp shit ruined shooters. +--- 635116212 +>>635115964 +what are you talking about his arm clearly moves both times +--- 635116224 +>>635116160 +>winning is le based only skill chads should win +>nooooo competition is le bad cause skilled players keep beating meeeeeeeeeeeee! +--- 635116225 +>>635116026 +>that's the actually first blatant one +you mean >>635114790 and >>635115236 aren't to you? come on now +--- 635116261 +>>635116224 +>YOU HATE ONE EXTREME? +>WHAT ABOUT OTHER EXTREME!!! +--- 635116380 +>>635116261 +This but unrionically. +Stop being a skillet. +--- 635116404 +>>635115236 +I wated for this bait webm +--- 635116458 +>>635116404 +Nooooooooooooo you can't post factual refutations against my le epic bait thread! +--- 635116460 +>>635116027 +The last thread I learned people here don't play FPS with headphones on so shooting something solely based on sound position is an alien concept. + +Really should be more Tarkov WEBMs, way more common to see people shooting through multiple layers of foliage at a person football fields away. +--- 635116506 +>>635115698 +Nah, it's funny because it's 1 obsessed fag posting the same shit over and over and over again. He's worse than the PCSX2 fag because he wants people to give a shit and isn't doing it to be a half-hearted meme. +--- 635116554 +>>635115483 +>hear a guy in front, think he's pushing so you pre fire, guy doesn't move +>hear a guy on the right pushing, he comes to the open and you kill him +>aim back at first guy since he's still in the same spot so you keep holding that point +whats the problem with this? +--- 635116557 +>>635116460 +One of the most interesting things from CS2 I saw was that there's an option in offline to show how far your sound travels and it's a lot further than people think. +--- 635116575 +>>635114365 (OP) +>We share this board with silvers who think wallbang an well known spot and angle is cheating. + +Also its always this low elo retards in every fucking game accusing people of cheating +--- 635116683 +>>635116115 +I remember when I did good once with scout/deagle like 20 years ago and got called a hacker. good times +--- 635116726 +>>635116404 +this does not refute shit, also next time wait for more than a minute before you samefag +--- 635116769 +I just fucking hate NA CS. Every single player is a retard ego peaker. They have no concept of playing for map control, they just want to feel like hecking shrouderino on reddit. It is annoying as fuck. +--- 635116778 +>>635116506 +either way, you have the obvious cheaters and people that completely deny it. +for example, >>635114790 +when you snap to look to a position you dont perfectly snap to someone's head on the other side of the map twice in a row. +and the op webm >>635114365 (OP) +he's supposedly skilled enough to know EXACTLY where heads are based on footsteps... but not enough to know what walls cant be shot through +--- 635116819 +>>635116726 +LMAO cuck seething at getting BTFO. +What's the matter? Your previous epic bait got proven wrong by reality? Gonna cry tranny? +--- 635116867 +>>635116819 +explain how >>635116404 refutes >>635115236 +--- 635116921 +>>635116867 +Notice how there's no shift in the angle? +Or is that too much for your tranny brain? +--- 635116971 +>>635115483 +This one is hilarious if you think this is cheating +>Literally only 2 directions enemy can be +>They are split up so likely they are both at different places +>Shoot once to bait the other guy into peeking +>Then kill the guy peeking +How is this one cheating at all lmao +--- 635117003 +>>635116778 +Sincere question do you genuinely not comprehend how a person would shoot through common walls? +I already know you don't play the game so saving you time on pretending you do. +--- 635117043 +>>635116921 +and did you notice how in your webm you actually had consistent and fluid mouse movement, instead of snapping and locking onto a specific point on the map? +--- 635117058 +>>635115483 +You have never played the game if you think this is cheating. +--- 635117060 +>>635116557 +Ya, I know there is a way to do sound equalizing to make footsteps 10x louder in these games, so they can probably hear it as soon as their setup is able to register it. + + +>>635116683 +I used to run scout in source even when I had enough for AWP, it would piss so many people off. The moment I headshot a admin though I was always banned +--- 635117092 +>>635117043 +Yes. Funny isn't it tranny? Maybe your le epic bait webms are just that? +--- 635117138 +>>635117058 +Nooooo you don't get it, he swapped to the only other place someone could be, clearly he is hacking! +--- 635117142 +Here comes the gold at best shitter coming here posting 8seconds webms (that short vid dosent proof shit) explaining how someone way better than them is cheating just because they cant cope with a game at high level. These are the same people that play single player games on story mode or normal at best. + +Notice how none of these shitter will ever post his rank because it will get exposed. fuck of from here tards get good. +--- 635117206 +>>635114790 +Thats just getting used to games mechanics after playing for an hour +--- 635117239 +>>635117142 +I can relate, I have rage saved footage only to think later it was netcode/the weapon being OP at the time +--- 635117283 +>>635117239 +Forgot WEBM +--- 635117332 +>>635117142 +Does rank even matter? I play the game on and off kinda casually and am one of the low gold ranks, but it seems there is any mix of player skill in a given match. A gold match can have what seems like an LEM player, then another guy who seems like it's his first game, then a cheater, them just an average player you'd expect in gold. I don't even identify with my rank in CS at all because of this, it's a shit show. +--- 635117531 +>>635117003 +no, i dont play cs:go. but i do know that certain walls can be shot through. +that is very clearly a solid brick wall, something that you shouldnt be able to shoot through logically. if he is just really skilled and not just cheating he shouldnt have made that shot if this is the case +BUT even if you can shoot through it, you shouldnt be able to place a shot PERFECTLY on the head off of sound alone, as based on what can be seen in the webm it looks like there is a good amount of space to move behind that wall, along with the guy himself moving too. +and in that case, is there not hit feedback in csgo? if he DID land a hit through the wall he should have kept firing. +if there is not hit feedback in csgo, then it might just be a shit game. +--- 635117549 +>>635117332 +ofc it matter. to climb to the top you have to know the game. at low ranks you dont know shit you dont even know how the game works you think you do but you dont. +--- 635117590 +>>635117531 +>no, i dont play cs:go +--- 635117610 +>>635117549 +I have a pretty decent grasp of the game, my aim is just inconsistent desu. I am usually one of the only ones playing for map control at this rank, while others ego peak themselves into oblivion. +--- 635117623 +>>635117092 +what the fuck are you even trying to say at this point? +you're agreeing that his webm in unnatural while also saying that its legitimate. +--- 635117631 +>>635117549 +--- 635117635 +>>635117531 +>He knows how tall the player models are, this is an inhuman level of skill +--- 635117648 +>>635117531 +Wait you genuinely think people who play the game wouldn't know what walls they can shoot through? +Genuinely why are you stating any opinion? +--- 635117669 +>>635117531 +>and in that case, is there not hit feedback in csgo? +lmfao +--- 635117780 +>>635117531 +>i dont play cs:go +>let me keep talking like everyone else that plays the game, including the ones that play for a living, also don't know the game they play +A drunk homeless junkie can make a better argument than you +--- 635117809 +>>635117531 +You know approximately the area and you know approximately the height and you can get pretty damn close to the head every single time. It's not that difficult at all if you autistically play the same map often enough and that's literally all pros do. Also it can still just be pretty lucky. +>if he DID land a hit through the wall he should have kept firing +He literally saw an enemy peek out of a different doorway and started aiming at him instead. Guy shooting at you takes priority over MAYBE having a guy on the other side of the wall. He probably woulda just sprayed the wall down like EVEN THE MOST SHIT CASUALS IN MY INFERNO GAMES DO. + +>that is very clearly a solid brick wall, something that you shouldnt be able to shoot through logically. if he is just really skilled and not just cheating he shouldnt have made that shot if this is the case +Bro what are you talking about, if he's skilled he knows what walls can be shot through and what can't. +Seriously why even bother telling us this opinion if you start with "I don't play CSGO but I know you can sometimes shoot through walls, but why would people that play CSGO shoot through walls. +--- 635117861 +>>635116404 +What is this trying to show +--- 635117874 +>look at this 10 seconds clip +>clearly cheating +>shitter brain cant even grasp the concept of control shots, bate shots, wallbang well know spots, pre aim, pre shoot angle control etc. +>b b but im gold5 because my team sucks +>b but i know how the game work +>b bb but this guy who is clearly better than me and can 1vs1 me with just a pistol is cheating +>trust me im gold 5 cheating expert +--- 635117885 +>>635117590 +>>635117623 +>>635117635 +>>635117648 +>>635117669 +>>635117780 +>>635117809 +but CAN you shoot through that wall? +--- 635117910 +>>635117885 +Yes. +--- 635117932 +why is it the same webms every time +--- 635117947 +>>635115817 +You can clearly see his arm make that flick +--- 635117975 +>>635117885 +You can clearly see that he hit the guy +--- 635118000 +>>635117885 +Anon... Are you okay??? +You literally see him shoot through the wall. Thanks to spectator vision you can even see that the guy on the other side took 27 damage... +I don't think you have a skill issue or a csgo issue, I think you have other issues anon. +--- 635118014 +>>635114471 +the webm is cut in a way to make it seem more suspicious, people have posted the full clip before which shows that there is nothing weird about it. +--- 635118035 +>>635117885 +No, he very obviously used cheats to make his projectile penetrate the wall despite how obvious that would be at a live event, he would have gotten away with it if you didn't point it out. Case closed, well done Sherlock +--- 635118038 +>>635117932 +because its the same autist who is bad at the game and cant cope with it so he vent here with this shit webms who are clearly not cheating. but he is too bad at the game to realize when people explain it to him. your bad anon deal with it play the game more and improve stop trying to cope simple as +--- 635118046 +>>635117531 +You can shoot through that wall though... +--- 635118076 +>>635117932 +>>635118038 +To be fair /v/ gets baited into it every single time +--- 635118124 +>>635118076 +its not bait if some autist do it by accident +--- 635118126 +>>635117885 +did you not see the guy taking damage on the bottom right corner? +--- 635118160 +>cheaters don't actually exist but here's the wiggle that killed le tarkov +--- 635118162 +>>635118014 +Here is a longer clip, it's exactly the same cheating +--- 635118196 +>>635117910 +alright see thank you, then i can safely say that the guy isnt cheating and that op is just a nigger faggot. +>>635117975 +>>635118000 +>>635118035 +>>635118126 +i already said i dont play csgo, do you think im going to pay attention to some tiny ass numbers next to the player name? +--- 635118205 +>>635117975 +>>635118000 +>>635118126 +No he dont because this are the type of people who think anyone better than them is cheating. They dont even know what wall they can shoot true or when dmg is taken +--- 635118220 +>>635114471 +if you check there, you check twice, once for standing headshot and twice for crouching. +>>635114810 +and if you're going to check via wallbang you wouldn't just yank the crosshair to the left and back like that, you'd at least make sure you lined it up, otherwise there's not fucking point to checking. Even pros take their time when it's optimal to. Besides, if you just notice an enemy in the distance, your first reaction into going to try to wallbang a fucking rando who's of no threat to you. +>>635114626 +AND FUTHER MORE he's SHIFTing around, that means silent. + +All you h4ckerman apologists are RETARDS +--- 635118263 +>>635114365 (OP) +This is too shakey and imprecise to be artificial +>>635114790 +>>635115236 +These are too smooth and precise +--- 635118268 +>>635118162 +are you retarded? he can clearly hear this guy moving there and even jumping. +Anon your bad at the game holy fuck +--- 635118328 +>>635118196 +>doesn't pay attention +>doesn't know the game +>still takes the time to act like an expert on the topic +--- 635118359 +>>635118162 +You see the guy behind the wall run around and shoot and then jump up on the box. Even a beginner would know that the guy is standing there. There is literally nothing in this clip that would be suspicious even at low levels. +--- 635118447 +>>635118162 +the guy down was running shooting at the POV guy team mate ( who 110% told him that he is bellow him) then jumping and then went to a well known spot. +He was not cheating +--- 635118493 +>>635118328 +i was just analyzing the situation based on what i knew, why so hostile? +--- 635118504 +Why is this retard fucking nigger OP still posting these obviously not hacking webms? Every fucking time, every fucking day, the same shit. +--- 635118520 +>>635118268 +>>635118359 +>>635118447 +Cheater9 manager in full damage control +--- 635118561 +>>635118493 +Because you are retarded. +--- 635118593 +>>635118160 +The wiggle was fake news because... well, it just was okay?! +--- 635118706 +>>635118493 +You started this chain by calling the things in the video obvious cheaters. +People told you they aren't and you kept arguing. +Now you concede and pretend you weren't trying to be a shit on purpose. + +>either way, you have the obvious cheaters and people that completely deny it. +Fantastic bait tho, I'm still responding so it's gotta be good. +Haha you guys are blind cheater defenders +--- 635118731 +>>635114365 (OP) +Tbh this is what it's like arguing with 4channers. You literally can't tell if they are being retarded on purpose or not. +Most likely since it's late at night then that means the EU hackers who don't have to deal with the FBI/NSA are on and they are pretending gaslighting is easy. +>nothing to see here citizen +>they check your task manager for cheats so we are all good no need to keep digging +--- 635118742 +>>635118504 +because he vent this way. if he dont do that he have to admit to himself that this people are better than him and the only reason he cant climb the ranks is not bad team mates cheaters trolls etc. its his own fault he is just not good enough and its his own fault and he dosent like that. +--- 635118801 +>>635118520 +get gud anon. if you think this is cheating your probably silver at best. +--- 635118824 +>>635118706 +i mean, some of these in the thread are still undefendable. +>>635115236 +>>635114790 +--- 635118830 +>>635118593 +>suddenly cheaters existing in online games is news because.. because.. Tarkov NEEDS to die, OKAY?! +--- 635118873 +why are CSGO players like this? Stop cheating +--- 635118972 +>>635118873 +We don't. Maybe stop calling hax. +--- 635118989 +>>635118824 +Who's defending those? +--- 635119020 +>>635114790 +Shroud has literally admitted to cheating in cs but nobody cares because he is actually good also. +--- 635119037 +>>635118989 +Cheater9 PR team +--- 635119123 +Oh boy another thread full of shitters who think everyone better than them is cheating. +--- 635119163 +>>635118520 +you could listen to the sound from the guy stepping around and jumping without seeing anything and know exactly where he would be because there isnt a lot of boxes to jump up on. Standing on that box is the only reasonable position the guy could have been in, and even the lowest level silver will figure that out in their first 10 games on inferno because that is the #1 rat spot in all ranks. +--- 635119251 +>>635118989 +see: +>>635115176 +>>635115498 +>>635117206 +>>635116404 +>>635115349 +--- 635119405 +>>635119251 +4/5 of those posts are replying to the post and not the webm +--- 635119512 +>>635118220 +I'm like, 90% sure that Guillermo del toro's Pinocchio had a lot of the same artists as The Shivering Truth. Even though Pinocchio had better quality puppets because it was a movie and had a bigger budget; a lot of the characters had too similar a style to be a coincidence. +--- 635119578 +>>635117885 +this is one of the most well know wallbang spot of this map, it's on the same level as the planks aps/short on B Mirage +--- 635119723 +>>635119251 +People shit on shroud a lot and call him a cheater but its really not believable because shroud was never good at a pro level and never really had a very good statline. There is a reason he got moved off his main role, and then moved off the second role they put him on to then go on to be support role and then after that just replaced him. +Guy was just extremely mediocre. On a pug level he would do well but in pro games he just didn't. +Are you actually going to point to someone who routinely posted a negative kill/death ratio and call them a cheater? +--- 635119774 +>>635119723 +He was good for an NA pro but like all NA players doesn't actually have the drive to win. +--- 635119825 +>>635119723 +>He's shit therefore he's not cheater +That webm is impossible to spin >>635114790 +--- 635120064 +>>635119774 +>He was good for an NA pro +In retrospect he really wasn't though. When he got kicked off c9, no one would argue that he was even top 3 on his own team. stewie, auti, ska etc. were all several tiers above him. +>>635119825 +If he was using aim cheats then he would do well. There are way less relevant cheats that would put even tier 3 teams on a competitive level with major winning teams; there was actually a cheating incident recently at a russian hosted event where some literally who team used a stream without delay just to look at the radar to see navis positions and they absolutely dunked on one of the best teams in the world. +The same team subsequently ended up getting absolutely raped by everyone in the following tournament because it wasnt hosted by a dodgy russian org involved with betting. + +If these players could gain that much from a cheat that just showed them rough positions of players then someone who actually legitimately got a spot on a tier 1 team, even if it was a bad one, would do a whole lot more with an actual aim cheat. +--- 635120137 +>>635120064 +I wasn't complimenting shroud. +--- 635120293 +>>635114365 (OP) +That's a common hiding spot, and he's moving around making footstep sounds. There are a thousand actual cheating videos and you dumb fucks in the silver league are always posting the ones where you're just mysterified about moderate skill. +--- 635120297 +>>635120137 +I think any claim that shroud was cheating in live events is at least indirectly complimenting him because in reality the dude hardly ever played above 1.0 in his entire career. This is his performance at majors compared to the average. +--- 635120304 +>>635114365 (OP) +you fucking faggots need to start posting your stats and the money you have made from the game before you post these things +--- 635120431 +>>635116575 +They're not even silvers, they don't play CSGO at all, they're just here to get (you)s +--- 635120592 +>>635115483 +>Bait shot to pull a peaker +>Silvershitter /v/tards are so mind blown by this Gold Nova tier tactic they think it's cheating +This board, man. Endless lel +--- 635120695 +>>635116027 +>wtf you shot the most commonly used hiding spot on this map you've spent 5500 hours playing? +I love these threads, it's always like 5-6 hacker videos among a sea of middle tier pro gameplay that the shitters of /v/ can't comprehend +--- 635120716 +>>635120297 +I'm saying NA is shit. Will say Shroud is better than current EG and I mean current shroud. +--- 635120726 +>>635120064 +Imagine writing so much text when there is video of him cheating on team Cheater9 +--- 635120772 +>>635120297 +The more important question, why is Shroud dating his twin sister? She even acts and talks just like him. +--- 635120834 +>>635120772 +Roll tide +--- 635120851 +>>635120716 +They won a major against one of the most stacked teams in history once they ditched shroud though. +>>635120726 +You can think what you want but there are a lot more viable cheater theories than shroud. If he had an aimbot he would have actually been competitive. +--- 635120863 +>>635114365 (OP) +I just don't understand cheating +--- 635120871 +>>635117648 +>Wait you genuinely think people who play the game wouldn't know what walls they can shoot through? +It's especially funny when the subject is CSGO, a game where pros refuse to play anything but the same 4 maps so they have LITERALLY thousands of hours in these fucking areas, they could draw them pixel by pixel from memory at this point. +--- 635120906 +>>635120871 +just wait until these guys see their first one way smoke, they're going to shit their pants. +--- 635121154 +>>635120851 +>That wiggle +--- 635121249 +>Valvecucks freaking out to defend VAC +>eceleb simps frothing at the mouth to defend their internet idol +>NOOOO HE JUST HAD GAMER SENSE THANKS TO HIS EXPENSIVE GAMERCHAIR THAT'S WHY HE SNAPPED RIGHT ON THE HEAD BONE AND FIRED +--- 635121410 +>>635116224 +Compfaggotry is utter cancer, kill yourself +--- 635121707 +None of these clips show cheating and it's a self-report how bad you are if you think they do. +--- 635121726 +>>635121249 +>GAMER SENSE +Is that what they call hearing now? +--- 635121875 +>>635120871 +Why did you so confidently say such a factually wrong statement? +--- 635121941 +>>635114471 +He locked onto his head and fired, it's beyond obvious. If he just sprayed the entire area, sure, maybe legit. +--- 635122017 +>>635121941 +>He locked onto his head +No, he aimed where a player standing in a common hiding spot's head would be. He also failed to kill him and had be been cheating he would have finished the job. +--- 635122026 +>>635121941 +>He locked onto his head +No, he dragged his mouse there and fired. There was no "lock on" +--- 635122212 +>>635121875 +not that anon but you do have +1. mirage - this shit is never going away and if you play faceit you will be on this map 85% of your games +2. Inferno - extremely common and is played in virtually every competitive series. +3. Overpass - this and nuke are maps that teams like astralis built their era upon. This one is more popular than nuke since it is less (but still very) CT sided than nuke. +4. dust 2 is the map everyone has been pugging on since the early days of CS. obviously the walls you can wallbang has changed between 1.6 and csgo but its still been relevant for a decade in csgo. Not currently in the active map pool for competitive though. +5. nuke is hell for some teams but others (like aforementioned peak astralis) made this one of their specialty. + +vertigo, ancient and anubis feel forced into the mappool in a desperate attempt to make things "fresh" by comparison. +--- 635122220 +>csgo has like 5 players people can camp +>players are no more than 10 degrees off on the y axis +>csgo players all have extremely low mouse sens +>in tens of thousands of hours of gameplay the cursor occasionally lands on someone on the other side of a wall +>>BuT uR jUsT a SiMp fOr a StReAMeR +every time +--- 635122237 +>>635120851 +I think you underestimate my hatred for EG. +--- 635122275 +>>635120064 +>If he was using aim cheats then he would do well. +No, retard. If he was using aim cheats, his aim would automatically lock on the head of an opponent he is not even seeing, just like it happens in the fucking webm. Imagine dismissing direct evidence because you'd rather assume a bunch of shit. +--- 635122297 +>>635121875 +He's 100% correct you retard. In tournaments where the teams get vetos there is always the same 4 maps first, and you get into Nuke MAYBE if the game goes long. +--- 635122353 +>Cheatspergs when they realise these clips are on LAN with admins stood behind them +--- 635122369 +>>635122275 +>if you cheat that doesnt mean you'd do well +Reasonable argument. I guess he is the only cheater that did so poorly he was never even caught because it never impacted a game enough to matter. Sorry that I actually have somewhat of a context to put this into as opposed to you yelling at the same cherrypicked webms for years. +--- 635122508 +>>635122297 +Man you can just say you know nothing. +--- 635122581 +>>635122275 +you realize people cheat to win right? +--- 635122687 +>>635119020 +What i don't get is how can people rationalize the idea that he is not cheating after he literally goes and says ofc i downloaded cheats everyone used them, you would just pop into some random lobbies and kill some dudes to wind down or whatever. +But surely someone who downloads cheats, and uses them, would never use them in officials right? Right??? +Legit retarded to think he never cheater in games. 100% of people i knew who cheated in multiplayer games would cheat their fucking ass off. There was no "just this once" or "just in this case" type of cheating. +--- 635122747 +Why /v/ suck at CS so bad? +Jesus +--- 635122756 +>>635116769 +Ok lirik +--- 635122975 +>>635114790 +The way Shroud shakes his mouse after every toggle is legendary +--- 635122994 +>>635122369 +The only thing cheating does is you do better than you would without cheats. And that is it. Using "doing well" an arbitrary nebulous measuring unit you made up as some legitimate measurment of success is wild. +Also saying he would do better when he clearly made a ton of fucking money off tournaments is wild, dude made like 300k, but yea nah, a cheater would definitely ger more right? Meanwhile you have pajeets who are blatantly cheating and can't even make 2k total money. +--- 635123009 +>>635122369 +>>635122581 +The direct consequence of cheating is to perform typical cheater moves, not to be good at the game. Are you really unable to understand such simple reasoning? +The defense you are making is the same as seeing someone breaking into a store at night with a mask on his face, but you doubt he is a thief because the guy is always broken. +"Uh... if he was a thief he would have a lot of money, wouldn't he?". +If you want to defend the guy so badly, at least try to explain why he makes the move he does, instead of assuming things that have nothing to do with the match. +--- 635123017 +>>635122747 +/v/ is bad at anything beyond posting about games. +--- 635123096 +Don't get what people get out of defending obvious cheats. +--- 635123134 +>>635114471 +Yes, it's a common spot. +--- 635123154 +>>635116010 +>A board that claims to hate casual gaming +we love smash though +--- 635123203 +>>635114365 (OP) +I wonder how much of these threads is bait and how much is genuine retardation +--- 635123478 +Keeping your aim at the head level height can be explained +Hearing an enemy move without seeing them, and knowing the usual spots can be explained +Firing at the wall in order to bait can be explained +But snapping to a head of an enemy you didn't see before through the wall and firing cannot. Some of the clips can be baits, but most of them are clearly cheating. +How people even try to justfy it is beyond me. +--- 635123551 +>>635122994 +>an arbitrary nebulous measuring unit you made up +Are you mentally ill? You DO realize stats exist right? I didn't just make stats up. also lmfao you think he made a lot of money off tournaments compared to his peers? Shroud? Nigga shroud didnt win shit. He and his team were bottom jobbers. +>>635123009 +Its extremely convenient that he is cheating but doesnt manage to kill anyone. So the aim hacks only work when hes looking at people through walls but doesnt actually work when its time to kill anyone? thats some shitty ass hacks. You have to do so many mental gymnastics to claim that someone who pulls a 0.8 kda or worse in virtually every major tournament is using an aimbot. + +To use your analogy, if he was a thief who could teleport money into his hands and never got caught doing it, then he would be rich, yeah. But that never really happened, guy never managed to get any money out of that bank. +--- 635123572 +I have always stood by the fact that spectator makes aiming look sus +There are parts of maps you pass over and randomly shoot from time to time sue to time spent and 99% of the time nothing happens, bht when that 1% hits and you can see player outlines it all looks sus diff --git a/v/635114446.txt b/v/635114446.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..21252b85579f4f9b891ed5ef3028095a575f4e92 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635114446.txt @@ -0,0 +1,152 @@ +----- +--- 635114446 +Above needs 256mb +Below needs a MINIMUM of 3GB to run low rest mud textures +--- 635114587 +>>635114446 (OP) +Who wins the election in 2024, time traveler? +--- 635114657 +>>635114587 +--- 635114702 +>>635114446 (OP) +>2005 +>crysis remaster +cmon +--- 635114752 +>>635114446 (OP) +All those trees use the same leaf texture +--- 635114801 +>>635114446 (OP) +Diminishing returns will do that. +Shitsux. +--- 635114864 +>>635114752 +>would you rather have 256mb of vram usage and have high res textures that look the same on objects like leaves that the player isn't going to individually examine +>or 10gb of vram usage and individual textures for every grain of sand on the beach that the human eye can't even distinguish +--- 635114904 +>>635114657 +PS5 HAS NO GAMES +--- 635114943 +>>635114657 +What's that from? (besides the future) +--- 635114965 +i'm so fucking sick of crysis +--- 635115040 +>>635114965 +You don't get it doesn't matter how the rest of the game looks or plays only that corner of the island matters +--- 635115050 +>>635114864 +The second because I have a 12GB video card +--- 635115110 +>>635114943 +Read the filename. It's a movie about Hitler getting teleported to 2015. They had a method actor walk around in Germany and interact with real people and go on real talkshows and then they shot scenes with other actors around those appearances to give the movie a plot. +--- 635115170 +>No story +>Barren open world +>Dualwielding makes the game even more trivial +>Input reading +>Just summon ashes to win, bro! +>Most weapon abilities trivialize the game +>Like 75% of the game is optional +>No solo invasions +>No covenants, meaning that PvP has no point +>4 endings are the same (kek) +>Intro is a powerpoint slideshow +>"Altering costumes" system is the dumbest idea ever +>Fast travel +>They changed Malenia's white VA to some nigger for woke points (OH NO NO) +>All big bosses are garbage +>Cuck shit +>Simp shit +>Furry shit +>Tranny shit +>Gay shit +>Pedophile shit +>You have to simp for a woman in order to access some of the game's content (lmao) +>Paid DLC +>Final boss is a tranny and a giant fish instead of kino old man battle like in literally all previous games +>Skyrim dungeons (that have no rewards) +>Boss reuse +>Asset reuse +>Worst camera ever +Is Elden Ring the worst game of all time? +--- 635115213 +>>635114657 +Putin movies when +--- 635115272 +>>635114446 (OP) +Crysis is underrated, it is one of the best fps games ever made, but lives in the shadow of its own graphical achievements which is all people ever talk about when mentioning the game. +--- 635115328 +>>635115272 +It's great until the aliens show up. I wish it had just been a guerilla warfare game. +--- 635115408 +>>635115328 +Alien are a fun mix up, maybe not as engaging as the early game, but it gives you harder enemies which was needed in the later parts of the game. +--- 635115446 +>>635115272 +Yeah, people talk about it like the gameplay is Call of Duty levels of boring. People that post these retarded webms of jumping around in Cyberpunk and call that good gameplay but think Crysis is boring, even though you can do the exact same shit and more, are low IQ subhumans that should be gunned down in the streets like the dogs they are. It can be approached like a Dishonored game outside of the alien sections which have a lot of forced combat. +--- 635115567 +>>635114446 (OP) +>editor’s note: the above pic that needs 256 shit something is from the “remaster/remake/re-release and NOT from the 2005 release… +--- 635115605 +>>635115567 +This isn't the own you think it is. The original looks better in some cases. +--- 635115606 +>>635115328 +This. I just want to play Farcry, which in my eyes is the open level design of Half-Life 2 taken to its logical conclusion. + +>>635115272 +Explain. +--- 635115760 +>>635115605 +>*nerdge* this isn’t the own you think it is!!!!!!! +>*nerdge* YOU CAN’T JUST STATE FACTS THAT CONTRADICT ME!!!!! +*nerdge* +--- 635115767 +What I really enjoy about games around the Crysis era is that this was before Ubishit open world and semi-open world games formulized the whole "outpost" thing. You just have an objective, multiple ways to approach it and if there are any optional objectives they're directly in service of your main objective or provide you with some additional resource for it. If this game was made today every single fucking crate that had shit in it would be marked on the map. +--- 635115868 +>>635114965 +Top is based open world design. +--- 635118408 +>>635114446 (OP) +--- 635120802 +>>635114752 +at least there are trees +and you're wrong because there's palm trees too, you can see them right in the picture you twat +--- 635122354 +>>635115272 +i ended up playing it a while after the hype expecting trash with a shiny coat of paint but it ended up being pretty fun. +--- 635122456 +>>635115868 +Crysis is not open world. It's a linear shooter with big open levels full of random assets. + +The game fucking sucks. +--- 635122498 +I kept getting blown away with how much of elden ring's game world was traversable. None of it was just set dressing. +I remember platforming down behind Gurranq's cathedral thinking I was going out of bounds and there was loot down there. +--- 635122539 +>>635114446 (OP) +The top one looks like shit. +--- 635122580 +>>635114446 (OP) +Botton looks better, better art direction +--- 635122612 +>>635114965 +wait, is Crysis really like that? +--- 635122893 +>>635122612 +the game is still fun for a quick playthrough but it's basically a linear physics sandbox that drops the physics sandbox pretense and turns full linear shooter +--- 635122992 +>>635114446 (OP) +Code wizards like Carmack are an extinct breed, current crop of devs are all retarded millenials and even some zoomers who don't know the first thing about optimization. +--- 635123123 +>>635114965 +>top has content everywhere you go +>bottom has basically content in one of those circles +simple as +--- 635123364 +>>635115606 +>Explain +NTA. You can say fuck it to the tank section of the game and just run around the battlefield to C-4 tanks in close range, that's just an example of the true freedom it gives. +https://youtu.be/cIN3ONaYkmo?list=PLuHouiTQ8JgoS2b_5FUqdE3dLujacjnvs&t=675 [Embed] +The Predator game of Crysis is really good, there is no other like it. diff --git a/v/635114498.txt b/v/635114498.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..a99d444775e062bf5372c0dff529e5a98a50b5d4 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635114498.txt @@ -0,0 +1,134 @@ +----- +--- 635114498 +What are some vidya with girls love? +--- 635114732 +>>>/u/ +--- 635114890 +All girls are made for men, yuri is a falsehood and they will be corrected. +--- 635115217 +>>635114498 (OP) +yuri truly is the most boring of shit +--- 635115251 +>>635114498 (OP) +Fatal twelve is alright. +--- 635115304 +>what are some vidya with girls l-ACK!!!! +--- 635116050 +>>635114498 (OP) +They don't exist, sadly. +--- 635116885 +Unfortunately very few. Only men with confidence in their sexuality and masculinity can enjoy yuri. + +So obviously /v/ hates it. +--- 635117364 +>>635114498 (OP) +I played Signalis recently for actual games. + +>>635114890 +Yuri is truth but a husband makes them even better. +--- 635117953 +>>635114498 (OP) +--- 635118026 +>>635114498 (OP) +Kys >>>/u/ +Fucking cancer +--- 635118060 +>>635118026 +mad fujo +--- 635118083 +>>635117953 +lel +--- 635118150 +>>635116885 +>le classic cope +I hate faggotry in any way or form, simple as. +--- 635118346 +>>635118150 +Yet you're a massive faggot yourself. Curious. +--- 635118414 +>>635114498 (OP) +Yuri is still a huge niche in videogames and anime, but it's doing pretty good in manga. +Not sure why there isn't more yuri vidya, and instead we get at most some VNs that are usually railroaded anyways. +--- 635118483 +>>635118414 +>I want more faggots in any entertainment I consume +kys +--- 635118529 +>>635118483 +The only faggot here is you. +--- 635118692 +>>635114498 (OP) +Boring one of them, preferably the left one better have a dick +--- 635118729 +>>635118529 +>likes yuri +>is not a faggot +Does not compute +--- 635118805 +>>635118729 +>liking girls means you're a faggot +>keeps going into threads about topics he doesn't like just to act like a little bitch +Like I said, the only faggot here is you. +--- 635118979 +>>635114498 (OP) +Mary Skelter 2 apparently, though I haven't played it. +--- 635119068 +>>635117953 +Classic +--- 635119214 +kill yourself dyke lover you will never be a woman go be a faggot on twitter disgusting dykes have nothing to do with video game kys kys kys kys kill yourself kill kill kill yourself fuck off faggot +--- 635119375 +>>635119147 +Holy based +--- 635119452 +>>635119147 +>>635119214 +Least mentally ill anti-yuri posters. +--- 635119535 +>>635119147 +>the yurifag wishes to be a lesbian woman +Yeah, that sounds about right. I don't like seeing dicks in porn; it's pretty gross. Good thing the whole thing is only a fantasy to get my rocks off and then I move on. +--- 635119574 +this chronic ban evader/spammer anti-yuri schizo must be a NEET or something + +sad incel lol +--- 635119615 +YWNBAW YWNBAW YWNBAW YWNBAW YWNBAW YWNBAW +c/u/cks are all disgusting freaks that should get shot against a wall +I fucking hate you kys kys kys +--- 635119719 +lol dilate tranny +--- 635120053 +>>635119147 +C/u/cks in shambles +--- 635121042 +>>635114498 (OP) +Mary Skelter 2 +--- 635121147 +Yuri is only good when its a little sister and big sister +--- 635121221 +>.png.png.png.png.png +kys c/u/cks go back go back go back kill +--- 635121309 +>>635114498 (OP) +/u/ltra despair girls. It has all the girls love you can need. a fujo is turned into a GL slut. And there's GLoli too if you count Kotoko building a machine to grope Komaru and Toko cutting the clothes off of Kotoko. +--- 635121890 +I don't understand why yuri is so niche. I thought anime and vidya were mostly male hobbies. Why are there open barafag threads, yaoi threads, and hetero threads but /v/ is opposed to girl on girl? I thought lesbian porn is popular amongst men? +--- 635122020 +>>635121890 +kill yourself cuck yuri is a tranny fetish +--- 635122031 +>>635121890 +It's precisely because it's normal that there's no need to constantly force it. +--- 635122110 +>>635115251 +Miharu is a weird cross between an absolute stacy and a meek beta, she was a total cunt to Naomi. +--- 635122115 +>>635114890 +/Thread +--- 635122320 +>>635121890 +Too many newfags +--- 635123463 +>>635121890 +Men hate fags, simple as. diff --git a/v/635114648.txt b/v/635114648.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..791b31e596711f8726c559b2a5f4850fb5e39952 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635114648.txt @@ -0,0 +1,397 @@ +----- +--- 635114648 +one day to go +--- 635114852 +>>635114648 (OP) +>one day +I'm waiting until friday, I'll just avoid 4ch xc3 threads until then +--- 635115398 +>wanted to take off work on Wednesday to play all day +>woke up sick this morning and need to call out today +Fuck. Twice in a week is a bit much. +--- 635115415 +Where is Shania!? +--- 635115640 +>pyra but with a ponytail +fucking genius +still not buying it. will goon off to the porn as usual +--- 635115715 +Discuss. +--- 635115826 +>>635115715 +Shulk bros... don't look! +--- 635115845 +>>635115826 +Shulk is chuuni and senile. +Please understand. +--- 635115910 +Do it for him. +--- 635116032 +>>635115715 +>4M to 2F ratio +that's the only thing I'm not happy about +--- 635116113 +>>635115826 +at least his son got an extra 5 tp +--- 635116186 +>>635116032 +It's basically +>male main character +>female main character +>Rex's daughter +>Sulk's son +>Sulk +>Rex + +If you cannot tell the pairings are "MaleLeadrxFemaleLead" and "SonxDaughter" while Rex and Sulk bro it up, then honestly I don't know what to tell you. +--- 635116271 +>Shulk 20 TP +>Rex 15 TP +>Melia 35 TP +>Nia 15 TP +No wonder they couldn't do shit for 1000+ years without Melia +--- 635116273 +Nia's runt genes being bred out.... +--- 635116320 +>>635115398 +>when the trailer dropped i thought it was released today +>public holiday tomorrow here in aus +Pretty shattered desu +--- 635116330 +>>635114648 (OP) +Sweaty pits in my mouth +--- 635116384 +>>635116273 +Gormott has fallen. +--- 635116517 +>>635116186 +"understanding it" and not liking it are different things +--- 635116561 +>>635116517 +Well, we already got Nia and Melia in the base game, so what would you change? +--- 635116689 +I really hope they do just something completely different for XC4, I'm done with all these characters, I don't even know if I want to play the dlc +--- 635116750 +>>635116561 +Make shulks son a daughter instead +--- 635116767 +>>635115910 +fun fact cuckchanners cant breed thoughever +--- 635117045 +>No high entia in the party +It's going to be shit. +--- 635117174 +>>635115715 +>Melia is smarter than Shulk +Bullshit. +--- 635117228 +>>635115715 +What a buncha of simpleton. +--- 635117289 +Sharla and Reyn's great great great great great great great great great great great great great great... +--- 635117517 +>>635115415 +>shaniafag spent half a year deluding himself into thinking that shania would be a main character in the dlc +--- 635117560 +>The founders are all related to past characters + +This is just simply bad writing. +--- 635117607 +>>635117289 +>Tanned ancestors are the coolest/kindest guys ever +>White descendants is a femcel and a asshole of a mother +Many such case +--- 635117770 +>>635117607 +Sharla was a shit character, though. +--- 635117846 +>>635115715 +15 TP Chads... We're the main character! +--- 635117956 +>>635117289 +She's not THAT great. +--- 635118245 +>635117560 +Retard +--- 635118363 +>dlc comes out at the same time I'm supposed to watch anime with friends +what do I do +--- 635118525 +>>635118363 +the cool thing about a singleplayer game is you can play it on your own time. +--- 635118530 +>>635118363 +Play it in handheld mode. +--- 635118531 +>>635118363 +Anime is temporary. +But Moebius is eternal. +--- 635118586 +>>635118245 +But it is bad writing. I was hoping for at least one or two new original characters that had no main connection to prior playable characters. +--- 635118837 +>>635118586 +A +--- 635118931 +anyone have the meme of shulk saying 'you would be wise to join my gang, and rex saying the other thing? +--- 635118986 +>>635118837 +Alvis was playable in XBC1 +--- 635119032 +>>635114648 (OP) +White panties confirmed +https://twitter.com/XenobladeJP/status/1650401406619361285 +--- 635119085 +>Will release on a Wednesday on 11AM/12PM +T-thanks Nintendo... +--- 635119228 +>>635119085 +JP time? +--- 635119265 +>>635119032 +Looks like spats. +--- 635119304 +>>635119265 +It's Rex's boxers +--- 635119305 +>>635119032 +>2023 years of jewlord +>panties +kek +--- 635119385 +Kinda incongruous for someone who is the daughter of a XB2 character to not wear panties? Almost like the devs forcefully limited themselves... +--- 635119421 +>>635116711 +>mythra would be better as a girl just saying +What in the fuck did you even mean by this? She already is. +--- 635119754 +>>635118986 +No he wasn't. He temporarily joined your party but you could never play as him. +--- 635119847 +>635118586 +retard +--- 635119850 +>>635119385 +Glimmer, Mio and Dirk ain't no sluts but proper wives +--- 635119887 +>>635119265 +>White spats +--- 635119938 +Reminder that there is absolutely no problem with having visible panties in a CERO B and up game. It's just developers being faggots. +--- 635120075 +>>635119421 +>He doesn't know +--- 635120208 +>>635119938 +There are visible panties in the game, though? +--- 635120257 +>>635114648 (OP) +I still cant get over the fact that its a shitty founders story +--- 635120309 +>>635115715 +I assume Shulk's only a 20 because he wasn't born in Aionios, thus, he's simply less informed on how things work in this world. +--- 635120310 +>>635120208 +I don't recall being able to have an upskirt on anyone where one can see non obscured panties. +--- 635120364 +>>635120208 +--- 635120380 +>>635118363 +Blow your friends off and play video games in your room alone. + +Simple as. +--- 635120463 +>>635114648 (OP) +>check artists gallery +>furry baras everywhere +--- 635120518 +>>635120257 +It's not ideal with how the base game ended, no. But it was pretty well speculated from the moment they said they'd be doing it. And at least it will have the 1 and 2 fanservice that 3 completely lacked. + +If it has at least a shred of epilogue narrative, it's better than nothin. +--- 635120612 +>>635114648 (OP) +dat pit looks really nice +--- 635120653 +>>635120518 +No, its not better than nothing. I dont want to see characters from previous games job, just so they can prop up the shitty story from 3 +--- 635120790 +>>635120257 +Everyone told this would be the reality for months +--- 635121014 +>>635118837 +A is related to Alvis, retard. +--- 635121023 +>DLC doesn't come out like games, it comes out same time everywhere +>Meaning its not coming out in a few hours but more then a whole day +fucking bullshit +--- 635121051 +>>635119032 +Those are white spats, anon. +--- 635121189 +Why is everything about XC3 so half baked compared to 2? Even the DLC has been shit, and I'm sure Future Redeemed won't even come close to living up to Torna. +--- 635121227 +>>635121189 +Wanting to appeal to the lowest common denominator. +--- 635121315 +>>635121227 +>Wanting to appeal to the lowest common denominator. +But the series is already a JRPG franchise. How much lower can you get? +--- 635121340 +>>635121189 +3 is the best of the three games tho +--- 635121347 +>>635121023 +So it's safe to say we won't be available at midnight, but more like some time in morning, afternoon, or evening Tuesday? + +I need to know when to clear my schedule. +--- 635121367 +>>635121315 +I'm saying what I think their mindset may have been, idk how the fuck it makes sense. +--- 635121407 +>>635121347 +People have said 9 to 11 pm EST 25th +--- 635121426 +>>635115715 +What an idiot! +--- 635121504 +>>635121340 +>worst story +>worst gameplay +What exactly does it do best? +--- 635121738 +So do we know how the gameplay will work in the DLC? Classes are locked, right? No heroes as well, right? +--- 635121759 +>>635121504 +>Best gameplay +>Best cast +>Jobs system game +>Giant robots playable again +>Best ending cinematic +--- 635121826 +>>635121426 +>Huge nerd is actually a midwit + +Many such cases +--- 635121898 +>>635115715 +Rex's daughter is a healer? How the fuck does she heal people shooting fireballs at them? +--- 635121906 +>>635114648 (OP) +Is he gonna be after poor nikol like a thirsty oneesan just like her mother went after Rex? +--- 635121918 +>>635114648 (OP) +Top 10 most powerful images +--- 635121945 +>>635121759 +Wrong, wrong, it's terrible and uninspired considering its just a jacket copy and paste, not really considering they just play as standard characters, lmao not even close its probably the worst one out of all 4 games +--- 635121957 +>>635121918 +Moebius R and S +--- 635122000 +>>635121189 +Classic we want call of duty audience mistake +--- 635122013 +>>635121898 +Hopefully. +Knowing Rex and Shulk become brothers and generate the STRONGEST bloodline would make a good conclusion to the Blade saga. +--- 635122021 +>>635121918 +so they're best buddies now? +--- 635122047 +Bionis dwellers are really chuuni. +--- 635122085 +>>635117560 +The sheer number of characters plot-pivotal characters related to Rex alone between the base-game and DLC didn't tip you off to that fact? Xenoblade has the same fucking problem that every 15-minutes-of-fame shonen has where it wants to be about both 'the everyman' but also make him the 'super-duper special mega awesome chosen one', thus negating any inkling that he's actually an everyman. +--- 635122112 +>>635121918 +TWO MEN +--- 635122194 +>>635121898 +Well she's an absolutely horrendous fighter by the looks of it. +We see her being wrecked on two separate occasions +--- 635122316 +>Glimmer is a healer +>Mio trained her ass off to be as good as she is, still loudly complains about her own limitations to Sena in the past, Noah held back against her but it was still a stalemate +Why Rex's seed is so weak? +He bred one of the strongest Blades out there. +--- 635122457 +>>635121918 +>Now stay turned for an all new 'Cross-armed Opposites!', only on Fox! +>This guy! +>No, this guy! +>No, THIS guy! +>Both of us! +>HAHAHAHA! +--- 635122524 +>>635121347 +Both Japan and Europe gets the game the 26th, so assuming they release it everywhere at the same time, expect it evening Tuesday, in around 46 hours. +--- 635122570 +>>635121504 +3’s gameplay is objectively better than 2’s due to no gacha. The stories are on par but I prefer 3 because 3’s characters are better +--- 635122634 +>>635114648 (OP) +Reminder that the last DLC didn't come out until very late Tuesday afternoon in the west, don't sit around waiting for it all day tomorrow or you'll waste your day. +--- 635122659 +>>635122316 +Blades can't use their full potential if they don't resonate. +--- 635122681 +>>635122524 +34, not 46, I'm dumb. +--- 635122858 +>>635121918 +Dante and Nero +--- 635122924 +Uhm.... Meliasisters...!!? +--- 635123041 +>>635122924 +what the fuck is polycule? get that faggotspeak out of here +--- 635123097 +>>635122924 +Désirée sisters... Looks like we're not désirée... +--- 635123119 +>>635122924 +>Meliafags are the least delusional fags +Based +--- 635123131 +>>635114648 (OP) +Don't care, not playing it +--- 635123187 +>>635120208 +--- 635123201 +>>635122316 +>Noah +You mean a once in a generation battle savant? Mio is better than most of the cast as a fighter and got pushed to off-seer duty because the Consul felt like it. +--- 635123214 +>>635123041 +A cucked relationship, but we're not going to actually call it that because it the makes coomers self-inserting as the centerpiece feel sad. +--- 635123252 +>>635123131 +K, go play Horizon Forbidden West, snoy +--- 635123356 +mentally impaired couple +--- 635123453 +anyone got a picture of the dlc cast? +--- 635123456 +>>635123356 +They're perfect for eachother +Dumb goober that always gets hurt, dumb goober to always heal him +--- 635123504 +>Mio is smarter than her parents +>Noah is smarter than Nia and Rex together +>something goes wrong later down the line and Matthew is back to caveman state +--- 635123519 +>>635115715 +shulkbros wtf +--- 635123539 +>>635123456 +If they were perfect for each other, then why was she his 3rd choice? +--- 635123575 +>>635123504 +Ghondor and Monica were fixed anyway. +--- 635123641 +>>635122194 +poor Kagiroi +--- 635123652 +>>635123504 +TP is additive. So when people have multiple children, they can only use so much of their cumulative TP per child. Na’el just happened to take the majority share, leaving Matthew a retard diff --git a/v/635114678.txt b/v/635114678.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..17922e014e8617b5043efbd511449c537f5a0e39 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635114678.txt @@ -0,0 +1,231 @@ +----- +--- 635114678 +We post female vidya characters and others determine if they're "safe horny" or dangerous horny. This should be an easy one. +--- 635115002 +fuck off with your twitter shit +--- 635115243 +>>635114678 (OP) +--- 635115325 +>>635114678 (OP) +2BLACKED +--- 635115350 +>>635114678 (OP) +dangerous +>>635114865 +dangerous +>>635115243 +dangerous +--- 635115418 +stay here with your twitter gems +--- 635115425 +>>635115350 +The most dangerous. +--- 635115472 +>>635115425 +i'm not a furry but... +--- 635115594 +>>635115472 +But... What anon? +--- 635115626 +>>635114678 (OP) +People get turned on by 2b but I don't, it's something about her calm attitude and undertone that makes her feel maternal rather than lusty. +She's more soothing than hot. +--- 635115724 +>>635115594 +this isn't just dangerous, it's "threatening horny" +stop anon stop before I.. +--- 635115773 +>>635114678 (OP) +The fuck do "safe horny" and "dangerous horny" even mean. +Actually, don't answer, I don't care about your social media faggot shit. +--- 635115991 +>>635115724 +What's so threateningly horny about a smug punk cat? +--- 635116579 +The next leftoid tranny who uses a twitter buzzword made up by redditor cuckolds and trannies like op gets a bullet to the skull. +--- 635117261 +>>635116579 +start with yourself you obsessed nigger kek + +also + +not + +your + +safe + +space + +triggered + +snowflake +--- 635117330 +>>635114678 (OP) +what the fuck is safe horny? +--- 635117373 +>reddit horny +go back +--- 635117495 +>>635114678 (OP) +--- 635117515 +Safe or not safe? +--- 635119398 +>>635114678 (OP) +>2b +>safe +Not for ytbois +--- 635119584 +>>635119398 +2b canonically gets bleached by white shotas. Anything else is a pathetic attempt by trannies to push blacked porn because they know a black man would never fuck them +--- 635119864 +2B is dangerous horny, the best kind. I want to be pressed head-first between her and 2P's cheeks as they explode, vaporising me +--- 635120201 +>>635119864 +fixed your image +--- 635120584 +>>635114678 (OP) +this meme sucks +here's a suggestion +how about determining whether the character get women drafted or women undrafted instead +let's begin +>>635114678 (OP) +women drafted +>>635114865 +women drafted +>>635115243 +women drafted +>>635117495 +women drafted +>>635117515 +women undrafted +>>635117596 +women undrafted +--- 635120881 +>>635120201 +I don't see the difference? Either way, so long as they explode. Lewd sexy bombs. +--- 635120969 +>>635119398 +Based +--- 635121098 +... +--- 635121121 +>>635114678 (OP) +>Literal tranny meme +--- 635121173 +>>635120881 +>Qos +--- 635121194 +>>635114678 (OP) +Twitter lingo thread? +@mention +# +Bots +DM +Feed +FF or #FF +Follower +Period before @ mention +PRT +Reply +RT +Trolls +Tweeps +Tweet +Trending Topic +Tweeple, Twerson, and Twitterverse +Unfollow +Via@mention +# +Bots +DM +Feed +FF or #FF +Follower +Period before @ mention +PRT +Reply +RT +Trolls +Tweeps +Tweet +Trending Topic +Tweeple, Twerson, and Twitterverse +Unfollow +Via +Fubfree +Atm +Atp +BFN +BR +Canceled +Crank Tweet +EM +FTW +HAND +HT +ICYMI +IDK +IFYKYK +IJS +IMO or IMHO +MT +NTS +OOMF +BAKA +Stan +Subtweet +DESU or TBQH +TFTF +TMB +Twitterati +--- 635121240 +>>635121098 +It's the most blatant case of a single group trying to force a buzzword I've ever seen +--- 635121348 +tranny thread +.sage +--- 635121373 +>tfw no safe horny qos wife +--- 635121629 +>>635114678 (OP) +What the fuck does that even mean? +--- 635121739 +>>635121629 +Twitter lingo, ignore and move on >>635121240 +--- 635121953 +>>635120584 +Here's a better term +Kill yourself +--- 635122005 +>>635121953 +That's a verb retard. +--- 635122127 +>>635114678 (OP) +you should kill yourself +--- 635122589 +>>635114678 (OP) +Cell dorado is infinity+1level horny. +--- 635122717 +chad thread +.bumo +--- 635122765 +>>635121240 +This is so fucking bizarre, like some 2016-2019 era garbage +--- 635122817 +>>635115626 +I feel the same way brother. +played the game to coom, but ended up with so much more +--- 635122875 +>>635114678 (OP) +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ep2mW_qaaio [Embed] +>>635121240 +Wow, I thought this was just regular spam. Now it's magnitudes lamer. +Anyway. +--- 635123381 +>>635122005 +Start manifesting then troon +--- 635123451 +>>635115002 +>current 4chan so devoid of any substance that faggots need twitter to sustain their threads +It's a terrible sight, anon diff --git a/v/635114716.txt b/v/635114716.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..fa9f280646511d3731147c00fc0ea0e2b40435e8 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635114716.txt @@ -0,0 +1,150 @@ +----- +--- 635114716 +What game should I play if I love mortars? +--- 635114793 +Ehhh... Toy Soldiers I guess. +--- 635114867 +Far Cry 2 +Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory (good luck finding players) +uhhh +Arma? +They're an under utilized weapon for sure +--- 635114872 +>>635114716 (OP) +Wolfenstein Enemy Territory +Mortars are god-tier, Panzerfaustfags need not to apply +--- 635114925 +>>635114716 (OP) +Anal Sex Simluator +--- 635114938 +>Wolfenstein:ET mentioned twice in three replies +I didn't even need to enter this thread. +--- 635115019 +>>635114716 (OP) +Men of war:Assault squad 2 +--- 635115035 +>>635114716 (OP) +BF3 grand bazaar before the patches +--- 635115121 +>>635114716 (OP) +ARMA +--- 635115154 +>>635114716 (OP) +Darkest hour +--- 635115175 +>>635114716 (OP) +Foxhole. Mortars are the biggest cunts but you'll need a spotter. +--- 635115238 +Advanced War Reboot. + +Enjoy getting raped by mortars, boat mortars, missile mortars, airplane mortars on every single map +--- 635115378 +RimWorld +Hell Let Loose +--- 635115448 +>>635114716 (OP) +worms +--- 635115451 +red orchestra 2 rising storm +--- 635115516 +>>635114716 (OP) +BF:1 support class has Mortars +--- 635115518 +>>635114716 (OP) +Battlefield 3 circa 2012 +--- 635115534 +>>635114716 (OP) +steel division 2 +--- 635115902 +Graviteam Tactics +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFuQsKdZE2I [Embed] +--- 635115907 +>>635114716 (OP) +Cooking Mama. +--- 635115930 +>>635115175 +Came here to post this. +--- 635116041 +>>635114716 (OP) +Squad or Arma (you operate one as a crew member) +Company of Heroes or Men of War 2 or Warno if you like "controlling" them as a unit +Fallout 4 if you like them as invisible fire support +--- 635116167 +>>635114716 (OP) +wargame +steel division +company of heroes +armored brigade + +love mortars, quick firepower and utility in an underrated package +--- 635116356 +>>635116167 +>wargame +>only vehicle mounted mortars +It has no soul. +--- 635116397 +>>635114716 (OP) +mercenaries, playground of destruction + +the xbox version is better, but the ps2 one emulates just fine +--- 635116402 +>>635114716 (OP) +>you'll never be a grunt +How mortarmen can cope with that? +--- 635116450 +>>635114716 (OP) +Company of Heroes, Tales of Valor +--- 635116505 +>>635116356 +yeah it's a pretty big limitation for some minor nations (Sweden has like two artillery pieces in total because everything else they had was towed). Towed artillery is a huge improvement steel division introduced +--- 635116693 +>>635114716 (OP) +Valkryria Chronicle 4. The main heroine is a Mortar unit. +--- 635117938 +>>635114793 +MY FUCKING MAN +>>635114716 (OP) +foxhole, but the wind can get annoying +shellshock live 1 and 2, getting a perfect digger shot is pure fucking sex +running with rifles has mortars as defensive emplacements, pretty good to kill turtling bitches with +--- 635118168 +>>635114716 (OP) +The object of the game is to mortar everyone in Manhunt. +--- 635118287 +Graviteam Tactics +--- 635118291 +>>635114716 (OP) +mortar kombat +--- 635119254 +Arma 3 +Wargame Red Dragon +Arma 3 mortars with jsrs make my dick hard, in wgrd it's just fun to use arty that is fast +--- 635119320 +EDF 5 +--- 635119367 +>>635114716 (OP) +Tribes +--- 635119441 +>>635114716 (OP) +mortar combat +--- 635119465 +>>635118291 +--- 635119516 +Morta(r)l Shell? +--- 635119607 +>>635114716 (OP) +hogs of war +--- 635119907 +>>635115902 +Based but too high IQ for /v/ +--- 635120058 +>>635114716 (OP) +Faces of War +Men of War +--- 635120242 +>>635119607 +the only man with a taste in this thread +--- 635122368 +>>635114716 (OP) +Total War Warhammer has mortars, but they're pretty fat. See the smaller fella in pic related. +There's giga nigga artillery too, if you like that stuff. diff --git a/v/635114754.txt b/v/635114754.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..c7f429f0bb6e43237216dbac4e3bc9d55ce60d3d --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635114754.txt @@ -0,0 +1,171 @@ +----- +--- 635114754 +Just a friendly reminder to always thank and endorse your healer! +--- 635114871 +Yeah, nah, nah. +--- 635114991 +>>635114754 (OP) +built for footjobs +--- 635115003 +>>635114754 (OP) +eat shit tranny +your game is pozzed garbage +--- 635115062 +Reminder to always plap your healer +--- 635115132 +>>635114754 (OP) +I will thank you with a good dicking +--- 635115179 +people still play this? +--- 635115183 +MEDIC! +DOKTOR! +MEEEDIIIC! +--- 635115340 +>>635114754 (OP) +>Trying to be a good teammate and focusing objectives, playing well, in trouble and wondering where mercy is +>the mercy is over in some random corner healing a full health dps because of their discord relationship +I just want to play some video games +--- 635115625 +>>635115003 + +>*puts you on my healing blacklist* +nothing personal, chud, just try not to be toxic next time +--- 635115807 +>>635114754 (OP) +kill yourself +--- 635115859 +summoning buckbroken bottranny +--- 635115985 +>>635114754 (OP) +just imagine how many loads were blown to her taking BBC +--- 635116013 +>>635114754 (OP) +yeah don't play faggot games that has shit like pvp with roles and teammates +--- 635116048 +>>635115340 +A pocket mercy boosting a dps player is completely normal, maybe have better positioning yourself. +--- 635117803 +>>635114754 (OP) +Healing in Overwatch is the easiest role. Ana is the only support that has an insane degree of depth. I'd add Zen... but while he requires a ton of skill with aim and positioning, he's very basic. + +The only mainstream multiplayer game I can think of where healers deserve the most credit is WoW. Healing is objectively the hardest role in every facet of that shit game and it's not even close unless you're a faggot druid. +--- 635117857 +>>635116013 +t. bad reflexes and aim and can only play single player games, so he copes by saying competitive games are shit + +You're just bad. Yes Overwatch is bad, but so are you. +--- 635117980 +>>635116048 +im not that anon, but you're in stainless steel-level mmr if you think a pocket mercy is a good thing outside of a small percentage of pushes per match +--- 635118001 +>>635114754 (OP) +I only respect healers who aren't weak and submissive and can put me in my place when I start acting bratty. +--- 635118007 +>>635117857 +Shut the fuck up hacking lightweight +--- 635118153 +>>635117803 +>Healing in Overwatch is the easiest role. +Now try with more intermediate kit like Lifeweaver. +--- 635118189 +>>635118007 +hacking lightweight? it's funny how the guy who sucks at and hates competitive multiplayer games randomly pulls the word "hacking" out of their ass as a coping mechanism. Stick to RTS games, old timer. Shit, you probably sucked cock at quake when you were young too. +--- 635118281 +>>635114754 (OP) +Healers love to be degraded and humiliated tho +--- 635118343 +>>635118153 +>Lifeweaver +Never seen gameplay of that character. Lost interest in OW2 long ago. I sincerely doubt it's a more complex character than Ana who can literally solo carry an entire team without cheesing anything. I'll check out this new char tho, if you're saying it surpasses ana I'm intrigued lol. +--- 635118364 +>>635118281 +Some like being loved and cherished. +--- 635118395 +>>635114754 (OP) +Sorry, Angela. I only endorse Lucios. +--- 635118481 +>*heals you* +--- 635118503 +>>635114754 (OP) +>get outhealed by skate nigger + +Not even in vidya are women useful. +--- 635118512 +>>635118343 +>Never seen gameplay of that character. +If you're familiar with WoW, the new hero's got priest pull ability that turns target briefly immune from any damage during the friendly grip and it can spawn elevator platform that either friendly player or enemy player can activate. +--- 635118589 +>>635114754 (OP) +Healers are gods only in world of warcraft. Healing is a joke in OW. It is the easiest role at every mmr, even if youre a fag who plays roadhog +--- 635118625 +>>635118281 +We need healers who love doing that to others. +--- 635118813 +I want to marry Mercy and start a family with her +--- 635118817 +>>635118281 +Nope. I love getting praise and positive attention. I get really pissy if someone complains. +--- 635118853 +TND +--- 635118884 +>>635118512 +I'm not sure how me being an massively enslaved retard for playing WoW in 2023 would make me knowledgeable about a totally different game.. yeah they both blizzshit but still. Different games. + +but sure I'll check it out. That does sound cool honestly. +--- 635119019 +>>635118189 +Seethe and cope, hacking zoom zoom +--- 635119171 +Does someone remember "heal slut" gif? It was quick epileptic montage of mercy porn shots, juicy parts were censored by lyrics from "Bass Slut" song by S3RL, except word "bass" was replaced by "heal" +--- 635119427 +>>635119019 +-ACK!!! +--- 635119681 +>>635119171 +Need to see this +--- 635120827 +>>635118343 +>More complex than ana +>Ana +No fucking way you believe this shit +--- 635121085 +>>635114754 (OP) +I thank my friends when they play healer. +Random faggots on the other hand should be grateful that they get to heal me. +--- 635121230 +>>635119681 +>>635119171 +--- 635121332 +>play healer +>say glhf at beginning of game +>do my best +>don't rage +>say gg at end even if we get fucked up +bros i fnucking love positivity +--- 635121951 +>>635117803 +Nerf the antihealing and try to say that dumb shit, healing is hard, especially if u play Mercy +--- 635122132 +>>635118343 +t. Quick play only +Go heal your team ducking scrub +--- 635122512 +>>635121332 +>Play healer +>Say f u whenever someone says glad +>Do my best +>Blame the fucking tank when we lose because it's obviously his fault +>Say gg easy at the end, we won obviously because of me +> Support diff, they were shit (I killed them) +--- 635122624 +i think spamming games isn't a good idea. it feels like the system can't keep up. i won like 13 games in a row yesterday. the system just adjusted the lp gain/lose and average enemy rating now. +--- 635122672 +>>635121332 +>do exactly that +>still get told to delete the game and myself anyway +--- 635123341 +>>635114754 (OP) +Anyone who still plays this tranny game is a faggot +--- 635123498 +bros... i'm hard stuck bronze 1. diff --git a/v/635114854.txt b/v/635114854.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..84508200b279f4d33d1936a886c9f0b38b2ed941 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635114854.txt @@ -0,0 +1,184 @@ +----- +--- 635114854 +>first person platformers +why are they so rare? +--- 635114895 +>>635114854 (OP) +Because they fucking suck. +--- 635114931 +>>635114854 (OP) +because they feel like shit +my head hurts just from watching that webm +--- 635114950 +Because casuals like >>635114895 and >>635114931 get filtered. +--- 635114953 +>>635114854 (OP) +Exactly because they're usually a nauseating mess just like this webm. +--- 635114970 +>>635114854 (OP) +this shit looks vomit inducing. +--- 635115041 +>>635114950 +Well i guess that's qed unless you actually have anything useful to say about first person platformers +--- 635115098 +>>635114854 (OP) +Because fov under 100 is gay +--- 635115107 +>>635114854 (OP) +see anon this thread is pretty much self explanatory +back in the day total bitchtits did a video crying about first person platformers and since then parrots have been sucking cock for years + +despite many titles including fps games being praised for their movement etc for some reason when that is the main focus of the game LE OMG IM SIIICK WHEEERERRHGHG +--- 635115227 +>>635115107 +People hate Eternal and I’m not sure how well Neon White really is personally. But this sounds like piss-widdle. +--- 635115297 +>>635114854 (OP) +check out Beton Brutal and Lorn's Lure +--- 635115301 +>>635114854 (OP) +the best fps platformers are surf maps in counter strike +--- 635115431 +>>635115227 +titanfall +wow that hard to think of a fucking game huh retard +--- 635115573 +>>635115431 +I’m saying there are plenty of “recent” irst person “platformers”, double retard. +--- 635115630 +>>635115227 +eternal is shit in that regard because they neutered the fuck out of the movement inherent to idtech and there are a bunch of indie shooter/platformer type games but they are more like quake race/jumpmaps than proper platforming to me +Don't like mirrors edge either as that game is all about contextually attaching yourself to various surfaces +--- 635115631 +>>635114854 (OP) +What's this called? +I remember playing it as a kid, you could beat up maya mask wearing dudes and rats. +--- 635115639 +>>635115573 +fuck you shut the fuck up and die i curse your entire bloodline you stupid fucking moron learn to get your point across properly instead of expressing yourself like a handicapped fucking baboon you dumbass +--- 635115708 +>>635114854 (OP) +This looks like shit +Imagine being the zoomer that's so desperate to be cool that you unironically like this +--- 635115720 +because platformers are garbage and first person is a mostly shit camera view +--- 635115769 +>>635115631 +montezuma's return +--- 635115856 +>>635115769 +Thanks, time to replay this gem +--- 635115858 +>>635115431 +>hold space to awsome +titanfall is a great fps but its a poor platformer +--- 635116083 +>>635115858 +>IT DOESNT C-COUNT +ok faggot, neck yourself +--- 635116176 +>>635114854 (OP) +I have no idea where the fuck I'm looking at this webm, or which direction this guy is going. + +No fucking wonder why they're rare because they're so shit. +--- 635116217 +>>635115856 +pretty easy to find on abandonware sites +interestingly the game has quake style bunnyhopping and wallrunning although there doesn't seem to be a speed limit +best played keyboard only, the mouse acts like joystick input +--- 635116556 +>>635114854 (OP) +Anything they can achieve it's done better in third person view. +Look at that webm, even if you ignore the "causual filter" puke inducing sensation or whatever, it looks like absolute garbage. +--- 635116603 +>>635114854 (OP) +people don't want to fight the camera in any game +--- 635116746 +>>635116083 +no need to be upset retard +titanfall is a bad platformer thats a fact +--- 635116780 +>>635114854 (OP) +vomit inducing +--- 635116809 +>>635114854 (OP) +Because we all learned our lesson with Turok +--- 635116875 +>>635114854 (OP) +Doom just came out though +--- 635116949 +>>635114854 (OP) +because female 'gamers' (a significant portion of the market share ever since the late 2000s) lack spatial awareness +--- 635117108 +>>635114854 (OP) +Dying Light has some platforming. +--- 635117137 +The original Mirror's Edge is kino and you're a fucking FAGGOT if you think otherwise. +--- 635117280 +>>635117137 +too context sensitive, a ton of 'you can only platform on these specific ledges that look just about like every other ledge, and only in this very specific way' +there's barely any clear distinctions as to what's actually climbable. even if something looks climbable in terms of height or whatever it might not be +--- 635117326 +>>635117280 +Sounds like a skill issue, pig. +--- 635117349 +>>635117280 +What the fuck are you talking about anon +Are you maybe talking about the sequel? That doesn't happen in Mirror's Edge 1 +--- 635117352 +>>635114953 +>>635114970 +With player controlled camera, they can be very fun +--- 635117748 +>>635117349 +haven't played 2 but mirrors edge just feels like running along following a bunch of vague prompts +--- 635117871 +>>635117748 +You're supposed to think of it as a regular platform game where you just reach to a goal. + +It's not a open world game. +--- 635117964 +>>635117871 +you completely miss the criticism +--- 635118064 +>>635117748 +The tutorial literally shows you all the types of climbing objects and heights. A railing is always a vault over. The rest are walls that you climb exactly the same way every time. +>ledges that look just about like every other ledge, and only in this very specific way +The only context sensitive jump is one of those "wall just a bunch taller than Faith", but even that changes from "if you're slow than she slow jumps and pulls herself up as slow as a snail" to "if you're fast she uses the momentum to get up faster". +Thats the only difference. It's just pipes, railings and walls that are different from each other and each always behaves the exact same way. +--- 635118157 +Quake 3's defrag mod is the best first person platformer +--- 635118247 +Platforming without peripheral vision or a sense of the body you're controlling's place in the environment sucks balls. +--- 635118396 +>>635115301 +almost this, defrag maps in quake 3 are where it's at +--- 635118494 +>>635118247 +Yeah you can't really tell where your body is the same way as in real life, so third person makes more sense if the aim is to jump around on small platforms. First person platformers only make sense if you're a small dev and don't want to animate the character +--- 635119486 +>>635114854 (OP) +They require a brain. +Same reason there's so few 6DOF games like Overload. Normies can't control them. +Hell normies don't even have the dexterity to use a mouse over a tiny-joystick and you want them to do first person platforming? +--- 635120190 +>>635114854 (OP) +Because a thousand years ago some autistic fucking youtuber made a joke about not being able to see your feet and retards with no sense of spatial awareness have been parroting it every time a first person game expects you to do the slightest amount of jumping because they have the awareness of termites and they completely lack the ability to conceptualize a space which is not visually displayed in front of them. +Be aware every time you step out of your house that these retards are now old enough to have driver's licenses. +--- 635120212 +>>635119486 +Objectively, would you rather play Mario in first person or third person +--- 635120686 +>>635120212 +>console shit +Never played a mario for more than 1h, it controlled like ass. +But if you ask me about real games, games made for mouse or vr headset, then first person maps a lot better to the movements of my hand or head and it's a lot more immersive in first person. +The ONLY thing 3rd person is better at is using the camera to look under girls' skirts. +--- 635120724 +>>635120686 +why are codexpedos like this? +--- 635122015 +>>635117280 +what are you talking about. Everything thats climable and probably takes you to where you need to go is colored and bright red. Otherwise its stark white. +--- 635122119 +I found Hot Lava to be pretty fun, when I played it for some time. diff --git a/v/635115075.txt b/v/635115075.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..6fd9d508ce816931ee1ae5d6dba637576c6e5a2d --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635115075.txt @@ -0,0 +1,191 @@ +----- +--- 635115075 +Imagine i could be at home now playing games instead of wageslaving +--- 635115216 +>>635115075 (OP) +normies cope by socializing, i bet you're an outcast +--- 635115781 +>>635115075 (OP) +On a potato. Us wageslaves have 4090s. +--- 635115873 +>>635115075 (OP) +Open floor offices are a fucking joke. +It's like some 1920's textile worker kind of shit. + +I never thought I'd miss cubicles in comparison. +--- 635116170 +>>635115075 (OP) +I wish I was at home drawing +I miss being a NEET + +>>635115873 +They really fucking are. We were just moved into one of those offices. There isn't even any space to hold my documents +They do it specifically for "accountability", so you're a good little slave who doesn't slack off... +--- 635116376 +>>635116170 +Same but we both know if you had the tome to be home you would just watch anime or waste your time on 4chang +--- 635116592 +>neet for 11 years +I imagine I could be home now.... AND I AM HAHAHAHA +--- 635116642 +>>635116592 +>lose job @27 +>lose dad @30 +>neet for 6 years now + +I REGRET EVERYTHING +--- 635116664 +>>635116170 +The trick with open office desks is just to work slower. Since they can see you all the time if you have the appearance of always working they can no longer question it. So just type slower +--- 635117616 +>>635115075 (OP) +I am at home playing video games while being paid for wageslaving. +--- 635117728 +>work in open space office +>need to fart +>go to the toilets/staircase/wherever +>don't need to fart anymore +>go back to your desk +>need to fart +--- 635117789 +But I am at home playing games whole wageslaving +--- 635117843 +>>635117728 +Just let it rip, anon. +Make your problem everyone else's problem. +--- 635117864 +Take the part time pill anon +>Only have to work 3 or 4 days a week +>Short hours +>Not expected to do tons +>Good pay +>Family won't hassle you about getting a job +>Plenty of time off. +--- 635117868 +>>635117843 +Yea, the HR department's problem. +--- 635117921 +I'm at work right now (home office), sometimes I write programs but today I decided to do nothing +IT management does nothing 24/7 though +--- 635117997 +I work graveyard shift security, so I play on my Switch while getting paid. I have both recently played The Last Spell and Loop Hero and they were both disappointing. +--- 635118080 +>>635117864 +>Good pay +My full time job doesn't even cover all of my living expenses. +--- 635118191 +>>635118080 +You don't have to buy every card nvidia shits out, you know... +--- 635118292 +>>635117997 +I want a graveyard shift security job +I also wouldn't mind Overnight Boiler Operator +Whose job is to stay with the boiler overnight to make sure nothing happens +but nothing ever happens +and if something happens, alarms will go off about it +but you can't do anything about it by yourself +so it just becomes the morning shift's problem +I heard stories about this mythical job on /diy/ +How they would literally just bring in an air mattress, clock in, clock out, clock back in, and clock out as all the other people shuffled in to do actual work. +A lot of people get paid to do nothing. But few people are advanced enough to get paid for LITERALLY SLEEPING. +--- 635118313 +>>635117997 +Have you been spooked? +--- 635118379 +same, at least my work is remote, they don't torture me, and it's part-time. +but the pay is less than half of what I get from passive sales of a game I made. +I need to stop being a pussy, or finish another game and quit wageslaving for good. +--- 635118939 +>>635118292 +The pay is $15.25 which is okay since Oklahoma's cost of living is low, but I'm job searching for better pay. If you don't mind working with shit people and getting just okay pay, it might work for you. +>>635118313 +Yes, during my interior patrols, but only because it's empty and dark at night. I have no experienced anything actually "spooky" like my coworkers have. I do watch my back a lot. The mentally ill and drug addict homeless are the ones to be worried about— not ghosties. +--- 635119001 +>>635118939 +>15.25 +that's literally a quarter more than I make lmao +How much overtime can you get? +--- 635119148 +>>635115075 (OP) +>work from home +>work on one screen +>vidya on the other +>don't have to commute +>nobody bothers me except my cat +bliss +--- 635119241 +>>635119001 +As much as I want, but I'm too tired all the time (actual health issues), so 40 hours is all I do. Sitting in a shit chair for 32ish hours while trying to stay sane is hard for me. I need a more stimulating job. Honestly, I'd be a cubiclecuck any day over this. I'm 32, so having this deadend job is kind of depressing. +--- 635119642 +>>635119241 +Fuck me, sitting in a shit chair for 32 ish hours sounds like a fucking dream. That's literally how I spend all my days off. And you get paid for that? +And you get to play video games? +Probably get to listen to music as much as you want? +Christ, I don't even get to sit down. We can also get as much overtime as we want (if we're skilled enough to warrant it), but we have to actually work. +Give me your job. I guarantee you I can accomplish less than you in more time if somebody just gives me the chance. +--- 635119832 +Faggot management took me out of my office, which was really a secretarys "office" connected to some faggot managers main office, and put me in some room open to everyone that I have to share with some fat bitch who is always eating and stinking up the room. They didnt even hook up my computer and friday I turned a desk around so I didnt have to see everyone walking past the big ass window and hallway. Well the faggot head manager decided I couldnt do that and they changed it back. So fuck that now I'm at home shitposting drinking and playing games on the clock. I work for hq not that stupid ass building +--- 635119872 +>>635119642 +>sitting in a shit chair for 32 ish hours sounds like a fucking dream +i can tell from this post you're 22 and not 32 +--- 635119897 +Just wage slave at home like everyone else that isn't black mexican or clinically retarded. +--- 635119935 +>>635115075 (OP) +I do both by doing tech support while working from home. + +Upgrade your life. +--- 635119982 +>>635119642 +Look up security jobs. Find ones that are posts for towers or large buildings. Mobile patrol is shit and you have to deal with homeless a lot. Also, graveyard shift so max playing games time. Any part of a shift that bleeds into a building's hours of operations, the most you can do during that time is look at your phone discreetly. Once the building closes it's gaming time. At my job, I have around 8 hours of patrols per 40 hours. During that, I usually listen to music or watch a Twitch stream (a wrist mount for my phone). Just pack your vidya and a lot of snacks (I got a big ass lunchbox) and you're golden. +--- 635120054 +>>635119982 +During patrols I listen to music and watch streams* +--- 635120059 +>Be lazy fuck working online barely making some money but it's good enough +>Decide to get a "REAL" job +>Get job at a restaurant as a cashier +>Sounds good +>Have to work 15 hours a day cus they don't want more than one person managing the cash register +>Have to help unload all the food and heavy boxes from the big food truck cus the Chef is too FAT +>Stairs +>Still earn less money than working online +>Quit after 3 months +"Real" jobs are fucking joke. +--- 635120167 +guys how do i get my first job? +i've been trying for the past year, but i never get the job, much less an interview for one in my area of expertise +--- 635120306 +I don't mind my job actually. I'm busy for the first 3-4 hours but after that I can play games on my laptop or watch anime since I work alone in a lab. +--- 635120340 +>>635120167 +Flip the burg +--- 635120869 +>>635120167 +this >>635120340 +Easiest way to find a job is to look where places need people, and ask for a job. +That's basically how I got my job FOH at Cook Out +Worth bearing in mind is the benefits you get from work. Even bad jobs can be kind of alright with the right benefits. For me, because it's food service, I'm basically good on food for half of every week (or more, if I'm working big dick overtime hours). +The downsides are having to deal with any manner of highly irritating people. Typically not coworkers, at least. A common suffering brings us all together. +--- 635120948 +man I hate open space offices +--- 635121012 +>>635120869 +ty bro, cookout is based +--- 635121289 +i hate wagecucking +i hate the fact that to find a new job to improve on my wagecuck experience i have to put in effort to create a resume and go to interviews and shit on top of dealing with current wagecuck shit and whatever else is going on in life +i still love playing vidya but man does it really feel like i should be doing something else +--- 635121374 +>>635120869 +>A common suffering brings us all together. +Ain't that the truth. I worked at Walmart for a few years, and my coworkers made it much more tolerable. Fun, even. +--- 635121736 +>>635121012 +At least for here, experience in a busy kitchen is mandatory for a kitchen position, because it gets so impossibly busy. But also you pretty much have to be able to speak Spanish because there's probably one or two people tops that are kitchen staff and speak English well. +FOH will always take you with open arms, because its the most grueling job there is, that nobody wants to do. +--- 635122826 +>>635115075 (OP) +You have to get a job at some stage. Your parents won't be alive forever. +You should get a job early and start getting experience as soon as you can, the sooner you do that - the sooner you can start earning real money and stop doing shitty jobs. diff --git a/v/635115210.txt b/v/635115210.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..bc2d194a121f52d4279816fdd839b7f98924d49b --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635115210.txt @@ -0,0 +1,316 @@ +----- +--- 635115210 +ITT: Poorly describe a game and others will have to guess what game it is +>A great warrior and his comrades try to save an entire nation from eating the bugs +--- 635115326 +Why isn't spring yet? It's so fucking cold outside I'm still wearing winter clothes. +--- 635115392 +>>635115326 +It's like 20c outside nigga. what u need winter clothes for in that kind of heat +--- 635115609 +>>635115326 +it's 23C you stupid fuck +already sweating +--- 635115835 +>>635115326 +The Long Dark +--- 635116043 +UPS girl takes down the government +--- 635116102 +>>635115392 +>>635115609 +>>635115835 +Wrong. +--- 635116116 +>>635115326 +let it last forever +--- 635116129 +>>635115326 +rimworld +--- 635116178 +>>635115326 +Sounds like a skill issue. It was a 54F high earlier +--- 635116396 +>>635116116 +>>635116129 +>>635116178 +Wrong +Hint: game spawned lots of pornography +--- 635116684 +>>635115210 (OP) +Well it has more of a plot than bubsy has. Boomerang hype. In this case getting crabs is a good thing. Pigs are evil. +--- 635116748 +>>635116684 +Ty the tasmanian tiger? +--- 635116754 +>>635116396 +Bioshock Infinite? I don't know. +--- 635116774 +>>635116754 +Japanese game. +--- 635116864 +>>635115210 (OP) +>Celciusniggers in this thread +Excuse me, this is an American website for Americans. We use FERENHEIT here. +--- 635116870 +>>635115210 (OP) +>You can create a harem by stuffing women inside gachapons +--- 635116970 +>>635116864 +>using the inferior system +couldn't be me +--- 635117758 +>>635116684 +Bonus hint: Santa's number one helper is a squirrel +--- 635117863 +>>635117758 +Conker's Bad Fur Day +--- 635118110 +>>635116864 +america is a subsidary of israel and they use celsius +--- 635118487 +You spend the entire game trying to convince yourself you don't kill people and find at that you did in the end +--- 635118624 +>>635118487 +Spec ops? +--- 635118673 +Lesbian power saves the world. +--- 635118737 +you kill a beast that wakes gods up then you have to go on a quest to kill those gods +--- 635118834 +First day on a new job! Sure hope I can kill some black people! + +>Black man dies +>Then you shoot him +:( + +also +>Game has child predator +--- 635118843 +5 cute girls go into a tree +--- 635118930 +>>635118624 +No. +Another hint: you move back home because of the schizo moments you had in the first game +--- 635118997 +>>635118834 +Resident Evil 2? +--- 635119168 +>>635118997 +ya +--- 635119240 +>>635118930 +Rambo +--- 635119295 +So basically you punch apples and cast transfiguration spells on them until the king gets better. +--- 635119363 +>>635118673 +Undertale. +--- 635119418 +>>635117758 +I would really prefer if you'd be quiet +--- 635119501 +>>635116043 +Mirror's Edge. +--- 635119503 +>>635119363 +Nope, different RPG. +--- 635119504 +>>635116684 +>>635119418 +Tomba 2 +--- 635119589 +>>635118673 +Heartbeat? +--- 635119606 +>>635116396 +Some Resident Evil maybe? +--- 635119661 +>>635115210 (OP) +robots in the shape of hebes. +--- 635119682 +>>635115210 (OP) +>US Patriot becomes a terrorist because after a long line of seeing his country's sins, he drew the line with child slavery +--- 635119703 +>>635115326 +Silent Hill? +--- 635119735 +Me and my black best bro go on a trip to Japan and make a couple friend then a 14 year old tries to flirt with me +--- 635119767 +>>635119589 +Yes. +--- 635119785 +>>635119735 +Binary Domain. Easy. +--- 635119839 +>>635119767 +Based dyke dev +--- 635119895 +Spaceballs +--- 635119943 +>>635119589 +>>635119767 +Didn't know about that one. Cute GBA aesthetic. +--- 635119962 +>>635115210 (OP) +God went on a milk run and now horrors beyond our comprehension are closing in so now everyone is trying to kill each other to become God +>>635115326 +supposed to get down to 28F tonight. Feels good, man fuck the heat +--- 635120003 +>>635119962 +Elden Ring? +--- 635120048 +>>635120003 +No +--- 635120092 +You and your best friend Space Dandy go to the big city and find yourselves a robot gf +Hint: DS game +--- 635120112 +>>635119962 +Sounds like the plot for an anime. +--- 635120163 +>>635119895 +Lot of games about those, man... +--- 635120168 +It's just you and the other paddle +--- 635120227 +>>635120168 +...Pong? +--- 635120295 +>>635120168 +Resisting the Feminazi Regime Proves Futile and Violation Awaits RPG +--- 635120369 +>>635119943 +It's a fun RPG with good music, would recommend. +--- 635120372 +>>635115326 +don't starve? +--- 635120382 +>>635119767 +The sequel sure is taking a while. +--- 635120387 +You take Britbongs on a field trip and they start getting homesick, but you need to convince them to stay because the weather is somehow worse than London's. +--- 635120442 +>>635120227 +Yea +--- 635120468 +>>635120387 +Frostpunk +--- 635120495 +>>635120163 +Okay then, +Filling space with balls +--- 635120648 +>>635120495 +Sorry, now I made you make it too easy. + +Katamari Damacy. +--- 635120679 +You were kidnapped by electric wizard tiger and you must go through his dungeon +--- 635120740 +>>635120648 +Yes, that was it. +--- 635120752 +>>635119606 +>>635119703 +>>635119962 +>>635120372 +This is the game. +--- 635120916 +Incestuous BBQ dinner eventually leads to revenge and another near-incest. +--- 635120963 +>>635120916 +Fuck off go back to vg +--- 635120968 +>>635120382 +There hasn't been an update for over a year, I think. I imagine that something may have happened and the dev had to slow down with it. +--- 635120980 +>>635120916 +Fire Emblem 4 +--- 635121035 +>>635120980 +Winner +--- 635121083 +cantaloupe +--- 635121123 +>>635115326 +>>635120752 +Kek would have been my first guess if I had gotten here earlier. +It's not like secondaries actually knew the story of any of the games. +--- 635121184 +Humanity forgives a fomer Ghost for killing trillions, including whole planets, including a close friend of love interest, because she is hot. +--- 635121212 +after realizing you were a dog all along, you commit sudoku to solve everyone's problems +--- 635121294 +>>635121035 +based, you almost threw me off with the "near" incest +--- 635121321 +>>635118930 +Darkseed 2 +--- 635121476 +>>635121294 +--- 635121502 +>>635121123 +Kill yourself +--- 635121513 +A Group of Samurai discover Tokyo and everything goes downhill +--- 635121557 +>>635121513 +SMT IV? +--- 635121565 +>>635119682 +Le MGRR +--- 635121589 +>>635121557 +fuck, beat me to it +--- 635121664 +Obama Isekai +--- 635121741 +>>635121565 +ye +--- 635121787 +A bunch of Norwegians travel to a castle in England because of a message written on an African mask. +--- 635121814 +>>635120468 +Right on +--- 635121849 +You ride an imaginary boat through the sea of the collective subconscious to remember who were you supposed to save +--- 635121932 +Increasingly drunk man tells tall tales about his exploits to bar patrons. Frequently gets the details wrong and admits to making shit up. +--- 635121959 +>>635121557 +>>635121589 +yep +--- 635121965 +You're an ESL kid playing a game you can't understand a word of so you need to find out how shit works by pure trial and error to sacrifice yourself to the Astronomican +--- 635121978 +You defeat the mafia with your balls. +--- 635122056 +>>635121932 +Gunslinger +--- 635122171 +>>635122056 +u no it +--- 635122379 +Lesbo WItch and her apprentice throw a book in a well +--- 635122997 +Bucket +--- 635123064 +>>635122997 +Skyrim? +--- 635123114 +>>635122997 +--- 635123116 +>>635123064 +No, more bucket +--- 635123219 +>>635121184 +Starcraft 2? +--- 635123238 +>>635123114 +That's not a bucket +--- 635123260 +>>635123219 +Winner +--- 635123514 +>Undiagnosed schizophrenic dismantles a politician's mayoral campaign diff --git a/v/635115347.txt b/v/635115347.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..92b709d35ca524c7c0ebfbe3fcd1c697ee32be46 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635115347.txt @@ -0,0 +1,39 @@ +----- +--- 635115347 +>OH ARTHUR +>>wets themselves +--- 635115514 +it's scary how women can pretend to cry so well +--- 635115515 +>>635115347 (OP) +Based bottom left +Bottom right looks like she MIGHT not be faking it +Rest of them should join Arthur +--- 635115532 +they're just like me, except I will never be a woman +--- 635116135 +YouTube recommending me these and the same style of video for the ending of Mass Effect showed me irrefutable proof of the child-like nature of women. Like you literally cannot make this shit up, they cry at the slightest hint of the tropiest of drama. I ended up exhausted and I was looking at them through a fucking screen, nevermind being in the same room. +--- 635116235 +>>635115347 (OP) +i want to have sexo with every one of these prostitutes +--- 635116238 +>brown person doesn't understand white people media +Its a tale as old as time. +--- 635116370 +>>635115347 (OP) +>>635115514 +>>635115515 +You guys know women have emotions, right? They're just emotionally invested in the story and the character. You must seriously be 12 if you haven't even passively noticed that women like to get emotionally invested in games with even the slightest wisp of story. No faking needed. +--- 635116614 +>one day you'll have your red dead redemption too +I cried butterfly tears +--- 635118847 +>>635116370 +supreme bait +--- 635119203 +>>635116370 +>You guys know women have emotions, right? +Oh yeah, of course, definitely. Only incels would say otherwise. +--- 635121986 +>>635115347 (OP) +Ah yes, le women diff --git a/v/635115435.txt b/v/635115435.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..c232d047d21f94c12725e0b5cd5099aa61a42b6e --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635115435.txt @@ -0,0 +1,32 @@ +----- +--- 635115435 +Yoshi! +--- 635115520 +haha +--- 635115608 +Yoshi!!!!! +--- 635116234 +>>635115520 +What's so funny? +--- 635116495 +What are these little fellas called? +I think they're genuinely better than Yoshi +--- 635117270 +>>635116495 +baby yosh +--- 635120989 +Yoshiii~ +--- 635121305 +Hup! +--- 635121729 +I wish I was a big strong yoshi that could give other anons rides! +--- 635122069 +>>635121729 +Too fat +--- 635122113 +>>635121729 +>>635121305 +>>635120989 +Are these the so callled "Yoshitters"? +--- 635122680 +Dryhumping with featureless female yoshis and producing 1000 fertile eggs! diff --git a/v/635115452.txt b/v/635115452.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..1b6fe879fb5d58e077507835dcb1442ecb172c26 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635115452.txt @@ -0,0 +1,92 @@ +----- +--- 635115539 +I have a confession to make +I used to play against my friend using Lili and then later at night I'd jack off imagining him fucking her in front of me + +end of confession, yes I will play Tekken 8 +--- 635115556 +>>635115452 (OP) +Only if all the female characters are show to canonically have black boyfriends +--- 635115647 +>>635115452 (OP) +not gonna buy a pos5 for this game and my toaster probably can't handle it +--- 635115731 +>>635115452 (OP) +>Censoring every female character +No way. I don't play "safe horny" slop +--- 635115739 +>>635115539 +All Lili mains are like this, don't worry +--- 635115996 +>>635115452 (OP) +she looks like a party animal +--- 635116019 +>>635115452 (OP) +I won't play Street Fighter VI for sure. Capcom still is unable to make something good looking fighting game with 3D. I legit don't understand how this shit is possible. + +Probably won't play Tekken 8 because I'm not fan of its gameplay. My fav was 4 desu. + +Stopped playing Strive because wall-break grew old fast, and most characters movelist is butchered. + +Will play GBFS Rising because it seems to be the most beautiful and footsie based fighting game to come. + +Currently playing Fighterz because game's fun and I grow up with the TV show as a kid. Mostly playing retros fightans when I have to. +--- 635116145 +Definitely not. Being raped by Leroys is not for me. +--- 635116184 +No, fighting games are shit and just rehashed like your typical fifa/nba games. +--- 635116221 +>>635115556 +Black guys are disproportionally gay and trans compared to every other race so that would be very unlikely +--- 635116306 +>>635115552 +not even the same person +--- 635116315 +>>635115556 +tsmt +--- 635116362 +>>635116221 +Also all the big dick stats they have are self-reported. If you only look at the stats where the penis actually gets measured the blacks are way bellow the European average. +--- 635116927 +no im gonna get street fighter +--- 635117756 +>>635116019 +>Will play GBFS Rising because it seems to be the most beautiful and footsie based fighting game to come. +Not OP but agreed, plus it's going to have rollback so.. +--- 635117814 +>>635116145 +What is it about leeroy that tilted ppl so much? +--- 635117873 +>>635117814 +the devs REALLY wanted to shill that nigger so he was literally broken for a short while +--- 635118127 +>>635115452 (OP) +>>635115739 +Please post more Lili +--- 635119756 +>>635116927 +SF6? +--- 635120151 +>>635115452 (OP) +Lucky Chloe! +But if she doesn't make it probably Lars or Lili. +--- 635121143 +No bikinis means no buy. +--- 635123084 +>>635115452 (OP) +built for findom +--- 635123161 +>>635116362 +anon i want you to take a step back and think to yourself about how absolutely psychotic it is that youre talking about this on a videogame board, in a thread about a Tekken character. + +i cannot effectively articulate how mentally broken you sound +--- 635123294 +>>635120151 +Nah Chloe is one of the characters I'd worry the least. +--- 635123312 +>>635115539 +Lol +Anon letting other guys have a roun with Lili +--- 635123336 +>>635115556 +kill yourself tranny. made for bwc diff --git a/v/635115648.txt b/v/635115648.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..3c9fbaa0117756f05cbe5e0cd3d02406c6912a11 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635115648.txt @@ -0,0 +1,66 @@ +----- +--- 635115648 +My steam library is filled with critically acclaimed games like elden ring or witcher 3, whenever I try to play one of them I'm bored out of my mind and quit after 30 minutes. But when I play games like OSRS, Factorio or Dwarf Fortress I can play them for 10 hours straight without any problems. +--- 635115694 +Because you've bought into the marketing and peer pressure, rather than knowing what you actually like and play. Fucking idiot. +--- 635115702 +You are 100% autistic +--- 635115790 +>>635115648 (OP) +--- 635115837 +>>635115648 (OP) +You're playing on PC lol, probably sitting at a desk with a mouse and keyboard and a shitty little monitor like you're working in an office. Return to console, get comfy on the couch with a controller and a big TV and find the fun in gaming again. +>Verification not required +--- 635115886 +You've ascended beyond AAA slop and isn't impressed by high production values and graphics anymore, you see games for what they are, you value actual fun mechanics and interesting game design. + +Here's your crown king. +--- 635115946 +>>635115648 (OP) +you have depression +--- 635116249 +>>635115648 (OP) +>What is wrong with my brain? +No. +On the contrary: You have NOT catched the cancerous zoom-zoom console faggotry nor shitty taste. Both of those games are some of the most "MEH" games of all time, and worst games in their own corresponding genre / franchise. + +TW1:EE is the only good Witcher game, and shit's been downhill ever since Demon's Souls (PS3). +--- 635118285 +>>635115648 (OP) +>critically acclaimed game +LMAO +--- 635120549 +>>635118285 +Yes, all those games are acclaimed by critics. +--- 635120789 +>>635115648 (OP) +>OSRS +Based. +--- 635120901 +>>635115648 (OP) +>why do i have good taste /v/? +Cause you're based. in all seriousness, a game being "good", doesn't at all mean you'll like it ever, you probably just have different taste to most people +>>635115837 +If he gets bored of a game on PC, it will probably also be boring on console. +--- 635121149 +Factorio is just based +I've been playing a lot of colony survival +--- 635121182 +yousa gotta da otism +--- 635121262 +>>635115648 (OP) +Why don't you play more games like the ones you like instead of ones you know yourself to dislike? I don't buy the shiniest new hero shooters or battle royales. +--- 635121283 +If I don't feel the urge to pull open a spreadsheet and make calculators when i'm playing a game, it's shit +--- 635121692 +>>635115648 (OP) +There's an upper range of critical acclaim short of unanimity like THPS that means a game is shit, Witcher 3 and Elden Ring belong there. On the other hand, the highest end is often but not always good, see Diablo 2 or GTA IV. + +Anyway, the real issue here is you getting caught up on fake opinions from people who don't even like the media, over a completely personal and insular experience no less. Stop being a woman. +--- 635122293 +>635115648 +>>635115694 +>Because you've bought into the marketing and peer pressure, rather than knowing what you actually like and play. Fucking idiot. +>>635115702 +>You are 100% autistic +^ These. diff --git a/v/635115681.txt b/v/635115681.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..a847f036945b2e21d5c8e93d6313bbe4e7aa6ae2 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635115681.txt @@ -0,0 +1,150 @@ +----- +--- 635115681 +What are you playing on your Nintendo Switch the next two weeks while we wait? +--- 635115897 +Just finished wargroove including dlc. Its amazing, I thought I would drop it in chapter 1. +Cant wait for the sequel +--- 635115941 +>>635115681 (OP) +comfy deck thread copycat +--- 635115970 +>>635115681 (OP) +Going to play Xenoblade Future Redeemed starting tomorrow. Right now I'm playing Legends Arceus. +--- 635116112 +Currently playing Monster Hunter Rise with Sunbreak, trying out sword and shield as my first Master Rank weapon. Also replaying Skyward Sword HD in anticipation for TotK, I really like it, never played the Wii original but despite being linear, it’s a really good adventure. +--- 635116240 +>>635116112 +Agree Skyward Sword is really quite underrated. The motion controls are quite innovative and work excellently on Switch. +--- 635116252 +>>635115941 +Rent-free +--- 635116309 +I’m playing Mario Odyssey and Breath of the Wild. +--- 635116325 +>>635115681 (OP) +Nothing until totk leaks +--- 635116363 +>>635116240 +I really like the motion controls on switch. I think it’s unique, love swinging the sword and piloting the beetle and loftwing. Dungeons and bosses are really cool too. +--- 635116471 +>>635115681 (OP) +Megaman Battle Network Legacy Collection. +--- 635116873 +Still playing XB3 and taking breaks to play Splatoon 3. Just 3 more levels to finish my catalog. +--- 635116908 +Wrapping up LAL remake. +I thought it'd be better, but I liked OT2 more. +--- 635117081 +>>635115681 (OP) +Metroid Prime remastered +Mario Kart + +Tried giving Splatoon 3 another shot but I got annihilated by jap tryhards in all my 3 games and gave up on it +--- 635117224 +>>635115681 (OP) +My Switch Oled just arrived along with Animal Crossing. Am I late to the party? +--- 635118005 +>>635115681 (OP) +I recently got into fire emblem and xenoblade games. +Any other good switch exclusive rpg series? +--- 635118119 +>>635118005 +Maybe Octopath Traveller but personally I tried the demo and it wasn't for me. I don't think there's any other Switch exclusive JRPGs except shit like Pokémon and Paper Mario. +--- 635118249 +>>635115681 (OP) +just finished Bioshock 2 the other day, pretty underrated compared to the other two and definitely my favorite one. going to go through the MMBN collection after beating the DLC and continue my second playthrough of Bayo 3 too +--- 635118492 +>>635118249 +I played bioshock 1 on switch recently and the aiming really annoyed me. Aiming is much faster when looking to the sides so if you want to look around you can only move the stick right or left. I assume bioshock 2 is the same +--- 635118623 +Been playing the new hello kitty. Pirated it just because and then it turned out to be a fun rhythm game +--- 635118647 +>>635115681 (OP) +Dredge, Rainworld and diablo 2 +i hope pizza tower comes out at some point I played a bit on pc and it seems perfect for the switch +--- 635119819 +Playing Slay the Spire and Cuphead, how is Enter the Gungeon on Switch? Heard it runs like shit at some points +--- 635120951 +>>635115681 (OP) +Nintendo Switch 2023 so far + +January: +>Fire Emblem Engage + +February: +>Metroid Prime Remastered +>Xenoblade Chronicles 3 Expansion Pass Wave 3 +>Kirby’s Return to Dream Land Deluxe + +March: +>Mario Kart 8 Deluxe Booster Course Pass [Wave 4] +>Bayonetta Origins: Cereza and the Lost Demon +>You Are Already Thin! Fitness Boxing Fist of the North Star + +April: +>Advance Wars 1+2: Re-Boot Camp + +May: +>The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom + +June: +>Front Mission 2: Remake +>Master Detective Archives: RAIN CODE + +July: +>Pikmin 4 +>Disney Illusion Island + +Announced for 2023: +>Baten Kaitos I & II HD Remaster +>FANTASY LIFE i: The Girl Who Steals Time +>Fashion Dreamer +>Front Mission 3: Remake +>Natsu-Mon! 20th Century Summer Vacation +>Samba de Amigo: Party Central +>Splatoon 3 Expansion Pass Wave 1 + +Beyond: +>Metroid Prime 4 +>Professor Layton and The New World of Steam +>Resident Evil Outrage aka Revelations 3 + +Feels good lads +--- 635121078 +>>635120951 +I have no idea why i bought a switch when i don‘t care about weebshit +--- 635121231 +>>635120951 +>3D allstars +>God Tier + +Explain +--- 635121281 +>>635116112 +>>635116240 +Nah Fi and her constant interruptions, excessive waffle and hand holding kinda ruined the game for me. +I ended up finishing it but took a good 3 month break halfway through because I just couldn't be arsed. +Ghirahim was good though +--- 635121313 +>>635121078 +But enough about vita +--- 635121529 +>>635115681 (OP) +Pic related while I wait for TotK, and then TotK while I wait for Ys X. +--- 635121576 +>>635115681 (OP) +I don't really care about Zelda. Just bought the Atelier Arland trilogy and started Rorona. The time limits don't feel so bad, but I'm only like 4 months in. +--- 635121635 +>>635121281 +Fi is not annoying in the switch version. +--- 635122603 +How's the Disco Elysium port? +--- 635123276 +Getting an oled switch most likely. Help me pick 3 games. +Thinking about metroid dread, mario maker and botw +--- 635123535 +>>635123276 +Dragon quest builders 2, but play the demo first. It's about a quarter of the campaign. +--- 635123594 +>>635115681 (OP) +Arcade version of Double Dragon and Mike Tyson's Punch Out. diff --git a/v/635116001.txt b/v/635116001.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..08872d533dddb4c8e7b2a4a498fbca027fd694cd --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635116001.txt @@ -0,0 +1,88 @@ +----- +--- 635116001 +Vidya file name thread +--- 635116060 +>>635116001 (OP) +that joke makes no sense in english +--- 635116163 +>>635116060 +--- 635116218 +>>635116163 +ayin you piece of shit stop being mean to your daughter +--- 635116504 +>>635116218 +fuck off mach*e +--- 635116640 +>>635116001 (OP) +I might as well dump the few that I have. +--- 635116695 +>>635116640 +--- 635116756 +>>635116695 +--- 635117615 +>>635116001 (OP) +--- 635117795 +>>635116163 +i don't get it +--- 635117958 +>>635117795 +most of these devs are , well, more '''''LIBERAL'''' people if you know what i mean, and they usually tend to have dyed hair and pronouns because they dwell on twitter 24/7 +--- 635118208 +>>635117795 +>>635116218 +name? +--- 635118240 +>>635117958 +i understand everything now +--- 635118537 +>>635118037 +bro it's supposed to be a generic code or iphone and and the "needs a name" needs to be something you type in the post. you fucked it up. YOU FUCKED IT UP.. YOU.... FUCKHEAD! +--- 635118605 +>>635117759 +:) +--- 635118756 +Huh? +--- 635119702 +>>635118208 +ayinbabs >>635116218 +--- 635119736 +>>635116001 (OP) +100% Sonic the Hedgehog +--- 635119879 +>>635119736 +>'won' +>Still seething while soniCHADs already moved on +kek +the same thing happened with Botw lmao +--- 635119886 +>>635118037 +bethesda games +--- 635120796 +>>635120225 +>jrpg +--- 635120983 +>>635120158 +>Slowly grows into a better version of itself despite never losing the original concept, premise and soul +yeah +--- 635122153 +>>635116001 (OP) +didn't the filename for that use to be "nintendo fans"? +who and why would change it? +--- 635122808 +>>635122153 +Who indeed, quite the conundrum. +--- 635122967 +>>635122153 +>nintendo fans +they finally got outcucked +genshit fans are such cucks that they are literally supporting mihoyo adding gays and cucks in their game while adding absolutely nothing else into it +--- 635123121 +>>635122153 +rent free +https://arch.b4k.co/v/search/image/9C2u9-NAsqOYfDT8_n-_5w/ +https://arch.b4k.co/v/search/filename/nintendo%20fans.png/ +--- 635123517 +>>635123121 +>literally went to the fucking archives to epicly own the haters +>calls the guy that literally just posted a funny filename image obsessed +k diff --git a/v/635116008.txt b/v/635116008.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..f7afe12ffd07d23ad5bdb37dd798e23340c2cd32 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635116008.txt @@ -0,0 +1,466 @@ +----- +--- 635116008 +Webm thread +--- 635116279 +>>635116008 (OP) +I laffed +--- 635116382 +>>635116008 (OP) +Did whoever make this webm mistake Spain for South America? +--- 635116501 +>>635116008 (OP) +>Muh politics +You're pathetic. +--- 635116514 +>>635116008 (OP) +They move like Xavier: Renegade Angel and this improves it immensely +--- 635116608 +>>635116501 +Welcome to /v/ newfriend +--- 635116715 +>>635116008 (OP) +>Biden is 108 years old +>Ashley is 20 +Wow he managed to maintain erection at 88? Holy BASED joe +--- 635116741 +>>635116008 (OP) +I got got +--- 635116792 +>>635116596 +Is that Rosemary Winters in the background? +--- 635116823 +>>635116463 +waito piggu go homu +--- 635116862 +>>635116463 +qrd? +--- 635116942 +>>635116008 (OP) +Oh boy I love it when [political figure] does [X] +Truly they are lovable humans and not soulless reptiles +--- 635116943 +This honestly feels like something from XRA +--- 635116963 +>>635116862 +Jap forgot who runs Japan. +--- 635116980 +>>635116216 +HOLY MOTHER OF KINO +--- 635117014 +>>635116008 (OP) +hahahah holy shit +--- 635117026 +>>635116216 +I've cried like baby when I saw it in theater +--- 635117130 +>>635116463 +How's that diversity working out for Japan? +--- 635117306 +>>635116862 +nobody knows what happened, I'm not even sure if the long-haired guy is japanese +--- 635117464 +>>635116862 +The story I heard when this first spread was the guy refused to pay for some fee they tacked on and it escalated +Japan loves scams/tacking on random fees for no reason, so I can maybe believe it but who knows +--- 635117519 +>>635117474 +>man BLINDS woman with pocket knife! +--- 635117529 +>>635117474 +? +--- 635117582 +>>635117530 +wtf +--- 635117583 +>>635116463 +>>635117474 +>>635117530 + +Around whites never relax +--- 635117675 +>>635117530 +Sailor Venus really give it to him huh +--- 635117707 +>>635116501 +>muh "muh politics" +--- 635117781 +>>635116856 +One of the coolest webms I've seen recently +--- 635117940 +>>635117474 +Fucking subhumans. +--- 635117984 +>>635116008 (OP) +would be funnier and make more sense if it was Bush instead of Biden +--- 635117994 +>>635116862 +http://galapagosjapan.jp/blog-entry-2221.html +Article is now deleted, but here is a archive. + +Long story short an american english teacher didn't want to pay for a $5 beer. So he beat the bartender up. +Funny, because an Asashi 500mL beer here in Japan from the combini is $3. +Utter retard had his life ruined and deported over a $2 difference. +--- 635118125 +>>635118050 +avengers assemble +--- 635118134 +>>635117994 +fucking Brits ruining it for other Brits +--- 635118140 +>>635117474 +What's the story here? Why did this paki stab the qt japanese girl? +--- 635118179 +>>635118140 +>paki +He's french +--- 635118193 +>>635116994 +>me at work on monday morning after a heavy drinking weekend +--- 635118209 +>>635118140 +So, a nigger then? +--- 635118216 +>>635116463 +cracker moment +--- 635118237 +>>635118179 +yeah that's what he said +--- 635118262 +>>635117474 +Did he make a rude gesture with his hand at her or why is it censored? +--- 635118286 +>>635118262 +It's a knife +--- 635118459 +>>635118140 +>paki +He's a cumskin +--- 635118465 +>>635117530 +emil pagliarulo trying to get fallout mods taken down +--- 635118471 +>>635118179 +>Not a paki +>Is french + +Im not following? +--- 635118501 +>>635118459 +He's clearly not you blind retard. +--- 635118509 +>>635117920 +BRAAAAAAPPPPPPFFFFFTTT +--- 635118521 +>>635116994 +16 times the detail +--- 635118536 +>>635118318 +Wot happen? +--- 635118645 +>>635116216 +basedface +--- 635118669 +>>635118536 +he got noit'd +--- 635118850 +>>635116216 +DOUBLE RIDER KICK +--- 635118903 +>>635117530 +>fighting evil by moonlight... +--- 635118905 +>>635118465 +lol +--- 635118936 +>>635118134 +All anglo tourists are shit, it's a good thing that they're exposed. +--- 635118954 +>>635118669 +I don't understandu +--- 635119049 +>>635116463 +fucking crackers +--- 635119069 +>>635118536 +the Nuke spell is a LARGE and powerful explosive, a normal ones blast radius is enough to cover a full screen and deletes most every material +In that webm, the Mina also has Glass Cannon, which increases the damage and blast size by 5 +The game froze because it was working out how much shit it needed to delete all at once +--- 635119084 +>>635117583 +Middle guy looks Arab. +--- 635119141 +>players leave server and make their own due to admin abuse +>admin gets salty +--- 635119232 +>>635119069 +Thank you. +--- 635119243 +I bet if your are white-european, not a manlet and not into gay anime shit every single japanese woman will want to fuck you +--- 635119267 +>>635118459 +Why is it impossible to come up with a good insulting name for white people? +Cumskin, peckerwood, mayo, cracker, ghostface, honky. Why do they all lack any bite? +--- 635119416 +>>635116216 +why did the penguins let bowser take the star instead of using it to beat him +--- 635119449 +>>635116463 +desu, Britbongs so-called english teachers are like that. They are always angry freaks. +--- 635119585 +>>635117931 +Oh I remember this part of myst +--- 635119656 +>>635118697 +what's going on in america? +--- 635119892 +>>635119267 +it's like trying to insult God +--- 635119998 +>>635118697 +dumb bitch probably muttered some racist shit around them +--- 635120085 +>>635119998 +I wonder what would compel her to do that +--- 635120119 +>>635118262 +it was a portable cock +can't show cock in japan +--- 635120127 +>>635119998 +she was trying to protect someone that the mob wanted, and they just pushed right past her for him +--- 635120149 +>>635119267 +Because they don't get ass hurt. Nigger is funny because of how butthurt people get over it, whites don't care and society doesn't care about any slur you throw at them. +--- 635120184 +>>635117530 +Why would you go to a foreign country and do this +--- 635120203 +>>635119449 +> rent free +--- 635120209 +>>635118697 +>black_pikmin.webm +--- 635120268 +>>635116008 (OP) +I thought Biden is senile? How is he conversing properly in the video? +If you google image senile, Biden shows up. +--- 635120313 +>>635119243 +Can confirm +I fit the bill and pull jap QTs easy +--- 635120339 +>>635116008 (OP) +Haven't seen this one before. Pretty good, pretty good. +--- 635120342 +>>635120184 +anglos tend to think of every non-anglo country like a foreign low-class restaurant they don't have to respect. +--- 635120402 +>>635116596 +>third 3D title +>background still looks like shit +>npc in background still looks like shit +>characters still looks like shit +>this time even HUD is plagued with zoomer color scheme +Why are 3D SF games so fucking ugly ? +--- 635120407 +>>635120203 +just personal experience +--- 635120410 +>>635120342 +I'm White and when I was in Japan last year I made sure to always stay in my lane +Didn't get involved with anything, didn't cause any fuss +Had a good time +--- 635120430 +>>635117474 +based, fuck whores. +--- 635120601 +>>635118697 +I dunno how Americans can stand living around those "people" +--- 635120605 +>>635120402 +>characters still looks like shit +Cammy looks fantastic. No idea what that thing she's fighting is supposed to be though. +--- 635120664 +>>635119243 +What if I'm bald and 5'10 and skinnyfat (160 pounds) and white and hate anime shit? +--- 635120703 +>>635116008 (OP) +el mao +--- 635120717 +>>635116382 +I just googled it, holy fuck I thought Spain was the capital of Mexico, why do they both speak Spanish? +--- 635120807 +>>635120515 +I'm White and I approve of this advertisement +--- 635120840 +>>635120717 +spain is the birthplace +explorers brought it to the jungle people of SA +jungle people gradually developed their own version of it +--- 635120860 +>>635118536 +Making wands in Noita is fun. +Just make sure you read the fine print. +--- 635120875 +Kind of cringe desu +--- 635120923 +>>635120860 +My fave wands are simple ones, if I try complex I just kill myself, my frames or both +--- 635120982 +>>635116008 (OP) +LOL +--- 635121095 +>>635118903 +underrated +--- 635121128 +>>635120717 +>I thought Spain was the capital of Mexico +AMERICAN EDUCATION +--- 635121139 +mfw i forget this place is just /pol/ lite +--- 635121152 +>>635120717 +The English from England put colonies in what became the Unites States, and the Spanish of Spain put colonies in what became Mexico +--- 635121225 +>>635121139 +--- 635121301 +>>635116463 +Fucking kek at the fat guy's pathetic attempt at helping. +--- 635121323 +>>635116382 +Hey, skull knight! When's this new berserk game coming out? +--- 635121395 +>>635117059 +If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Also fuck the police! +--- 635121450 +>>635121395 +It looks like the police endorsed it. +--- 635121497 +>>635119267 +Any insult thrown against whites will naturally lack punch because we created western civilization and everyone flocks here out of envy. It's like trying to insult your parents while living in their basement and eating their food. +--- 635121553 +>>635120342 +This is the case for every single nationality when abroad. The average man is a fucking nigger. +--- 635121596 +>>635121521 +Lili sex +--- 635121608 +>>635120917 +Don't you dare do that again, loser. +--- 635121617 +>>635120717 +>holy fuck I thought Spain was the capital of Mexico +--- 635121627 +>>635116008 (OP) +He's not that coherent. +Also +>spain +>third world country +Oof lmao +--- 635121631 +>>635116463 +context? +--- 635121690 +>>635121450 +that explains why he left and came back later +It was a kick out but the cops were chill about it +--- 635121724 +>>635117530 +Wow! The new sailor moon live action movie sure is amazing. +--- 635121734 +>>635120717 +this has to be a gen alpha nigger. This has to be. I refuse to believe niggers like this are of voting age. We'd be doomed. +--- 635121824 +>>635121608 +Huh ? +--- 635121847 +>>635117059 +mirrors edge type shit +pretty cool +--- 635121874 +>>635117059 +hmmm +--- 635122129 +>>635120717 +This is bait! +I repeat: This is bait! +--- 635122224 +zoomers are incapable of creating humor just launch the nukes already it's over +--- 635122250 +>>635118442 +waht the fucking shit i cant even make a working tank +--- 635122281 +>>635122028 +Does anyone else think about how people in the US hate how their country is run, regardless of political affiliation and know about stacks and stacks of shady shit and yet it just keeps on going +--- 635122303 +>>635122028 +9/11 was CIA and mossad. +Controversial, I know, it's blasphemous to say a guy in a cave in the other side of the world got his men with no flight training to overtake planes using boxcutters and have them fly them for a couple of hours off course with no interferance with a perfect trajectory landing into the Pentagon's treasury office right after a couple million dollars were found missing and into the twin towers who Larry Silver(((STEIN))) had just put a terrorism insurance on a few weeks before. +But yeah totally not an inside job. +--- 635122313 +>>635122028 +>already deleted +HOLY SHIT THEY'RE HERE +--- 635122404 +Fuck happened today that /v/ is more shit than normal? +--- 635122515 +>>635122028 +well shit +--- 635122569 +>>635122028 +Lol +--- 635122662 +>>635116382 +It's entirely possible +--- 635122740 +>>635116216 +Mario if he kino +--- 635122923 +>>635116008 (OP) +--- 635123053 +>>635116856 +amazing +--- 635123152 +>>635122881 +saved +--- 635123160 +>>635116382 +To be fair, the Ganados don't speak like Spaniards. Well, at least in the original. I haven't heard what they sound like in the remake, but they sound like LatAms in the first one. +--- 635123168 +>>635120264 +I don't get it. +--- 635123207 +>>635122881 +110% PURE SOUL +I shed a tear, thank you for this. I'm going to save it with my other webbums. Have this one in return. +--- 635123286 +>>635116008 (OP) +lel +--- 635123320 +>>635123207 +what game is this giga soul from? +--- 635123331 +>>635116514 +I thought it was a recreatoon but i guess not? +--- 635123361 +>>635123320 +Read the Filename.avi +--- 635123378 +>>635123320 +kill yourself +--- 635123385 +>>635122881 +--- 635123417 +>>635123361 +>>635123378 +BUILT FOR THE BIG RE ENGINE +GOTTEM +GOTTEM +--- 635123501 +>>635123320 +It's in the file name... +--- 635123509 +>non-vidya shit gets deleted +>thread itself stays + +Good job. diff --git a/v/635116092.txt b/v/635116092.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..b75a667ada04526323899c61b08df993b42a1c7c --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635116092.txt @@ -0,0 +1,217 @@ +----- +--- 635116092 +Why does nobody here talk about this? +Why is this board so shit now? + +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKO1s-CUZvY [Embed] +--- 635116119 +>>635116092 (OP) +From Software is irrelevant. +--- 635116158 +I love 428 +--- 635116159 +>>635116119 +>contrarian tendie talks about anything +--- 635116201 +>>635116092 (OP) +Surprise surprise nobody here has ever actually played armored core and all the fags that tried it out after the game award announcement got filtered. +--- 635116236 +>>635116158 +I hope this is true would be nice to see some gameplay. +>>635116201 +2bh I've never played armored core myself, but I'm hyped for 6. +--- 635116282 +>>635116092 (OP) +>this board is so shit, why is nobody talking about a shit series of games that nobody plays because its shit? +--- 635116926 +>>635116092 (OP) +When the trailer actually releases there will be threads, chill out retard. +--- 635117073 +>>635116092 (OP) +There were several large threads about this. Why post this when it is YOU who has not been paying attention? +--- 635117079 +>>635116092 (OP) +Because only chads play AC which is why you never see it posted here. +--- 635117109 +>>635117073 +need to post the threads before you call me out. +--- 635117256 +>>635116158 +wtf, how are these games related +--- 635117296 +>>635116092 (OP) +Do you mind explaining why the fuck there would be a trailer on Friday? There is no real event or anything lined up and there is several in June. Why would they not give us the gameplay reveal on the SGF or the Xbox or Playstation showcases in the summer? This looks a lot like the chink leaker has misunderstood something. +--- 635117343 +>>635117296 +They just dropped the Elden Ring DLC announcement without anything though? +--- 635117662 +armored core has always been shit +stop pretending to like it soulsfags +--- 635117948 +>>635117343 +I can see taking that as a precedent but it really was just a minor headsup, like "hey just so you know we're working on an expansion". The next ACVI news should be something solid, either concrete info, a release date, or a gameplay reveal. That's not material you randomly drop on your social media PR accounts +--- 635118036 +>>635116092 (OP) +anon you have to understand that thanks to smartphones and certain events this place is 80% normalfag zoomers and redditors now, the subset of those that are soulsbabs quickly realized this game wouldn't be dark souls and immediately lost interest + +i myself however im very excited and hoping for new information and i will be ordering the ultra mega super deluxe edition if there is one, i'm sure discussion will pick back up once it has more info too +--- 635118118 +>>635116092 (OP) +you want people to talk about rumors of a trailer? okay, you start. what about it? +--- 635118234 +>>635116092 (OP) +i made a few threads but got no replies +--- 635118295 +>>635117662 +this, i don't know how this franchise has so many games +--- 635118329 +>>635116092 (OP) +qrd on Armored Core and 4chin culture +--- 635118375 +>>635116092 (OP) +>Rumours +That is why +--- 635118425 +What build are you going to use? +--- 635118431 +>>635116092 (OP) +Nobody asked for this game +--- 635118598 +>>635118425 +gonna go heavy giga nigga with howitzers or autocannons I think +--- 635118665 +>>635116092 (OP) +Nobody play this shit OK. hell ac6 will be my first ac game +--- 635118690 +>>635118425 +Big energy cannons for hands and shit chainguns on my back. That's the way god intended baby +--- 635118750 +>>635116092 (OP) +>Why does nobody here talk about this? +Talk about what? +--- 635118887 +>Why does nobody here talk about this? +>talk +>about +>AC +First thing I need your dumbass to do is to stop hyping MY GAME up, fuckface. You're bringing in retards who will come flooding in MY territory playing MY mecha game, not because they want to understand how to play AC or accept it as it is, but to say to other retards that they're better at videogames by being associated with it. + +Shut. Your goddamn. MOUTH. Faggot. +--- 635119025 +>>635117662 +the soulfags want soulscombat into AC lmao. they want more copy pasted games. how retarded can they be +--- 635119081 +>>635118887 +based +--- 635119107 +Talk about what, retard? There hasn't been any news for 4 months. +--- 635119221 +>>635116092 (OP) +Spastic mechs are not fun. +--- 635119310 +>>635116201 +i played and liked ac until 4 came out but it was so bad i just don't give a shit anymore and would rather replay 1 and 2 like 2000x doing meme shit. +--- 635119354 +i don't know why but armored core was a game that just flew under the radar. even with the demos in the early days and some promotion, it kinda came and went like a silent fart. i love these games and wish they had a bigger following so we can get more. cant wait for the new one. we'll probably never hear of it's release though. it'll just show up on the rack one day with no fanfare at all. +--- 635119443 +>>635118887 +Based gatekeeper keeping it real, normalfags shouldn't be allowed to touch video games aside from mobile shit. +--- 635119554 +>>635119354 +Mech stuff just isn't that popular. And these games are also super autistic about the part picking for each mission 'n shit on top of the older ones being hyper finicky to control. I'd say it's no wonder they've never been that popular lol +--- 635119783 +>>635116201 +which ac should I play if I don't want to play all of them? +--- 635119831 +after trying these games and seeing the gameplay loop i can see why the series never took off, lack of constant innovation. it took 8 games before they added dual stick analog support +--- 635119898 +>>635119783 +The best older ones are the gen 3 games so you could start from nexus and go into last raven. Gen 4 aka the miyazaki games are a different breed of much faster mech combat +--- 635119901 +>Auto aiming +>Zoom zoom mechs +This thing is gonna sell like shit +--- 635119990 +>>635119898 +Granted we also don't have any idea what sort of AC game 6 is going to be so it could easily be the older gen 1-3 style slower style, the fast gen 4 style or the hyper slow (and a bit shit) gen 5 style. +--- 635120105 +>>635116092 (OP) +Because the trailer came out 4 months ago and there were more than enough threads about it. There haven't been any new infos worth talking about since then so what the fuck do you want? +--- 635120114 +>>635119901 +what in the seven hells are even zoom zoom mechs?? +--- 635120118 +>>635116092 (OP) +>vanilla normalfags want it to be Soulsborne again but robots +>shit taste newfags can't wrap their heads around anyone being interested in Armored Core (or mecha in general) unless they are just hardcore Fromsoft fans who pretend +Nah, don't talk about it please. There is nothing of value to be found here. +--- 635120350 +>>635120114 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TStyLK2WTEc [Embed] + +I's just too fast, most people prefer more slow and deliberate movement (at least in the west) like MechWarrior or Titanfall mechs. +--- 635120465 +>>635120350 +oh +--- 635120596 +>>635118425 +missile max spider boi +--- 635120694 +i hate that mechwarrior has lasers, the lasers are not fun +--- 635120907 +man they're supposed to release this in 2023 and we've heard NOTHING yet +pretty sure its getting delayed to at least Q1 2023 +--- 635120984 +>>635116092 (OP) +Regardless of this info leak, things are certainly brewing behind the scenes. +>Korean ratings board confirmation +>Steamdb updates +>Pre-order page started appearing in digital stores +>Key art leaked +>TV ads (shortened reveal trailer but still) with ESRB rating confirmed +--- 635120995 +>>635120907 +yeah probably or idk maybe namco straight up doesn't want to market it +--- 635121037 +>>635116092 (OP) +>Why does nobody here talk about this? + +because i already played like 6 armored core games dude. you cant make me ever care about from soft games again, theyre committed to just doing exactly the same thing over again +--- 635121257 +>>635118887 +Based gatekeeper. +--- 635122103 +>>635119443 +Normalfags should be forced to subsist on a diet of Genshin and open world slop because that's what they deserve +--- 635122165 +>>635122103 +lmao genshin is unironically the best game in years + +youre like "im not normal!! give me more of the same thing again because im so not normal" +--- 635122471 +>>635120118 +>vanilla normalfags want it to be Soulsborne again but robots +>>635119025 +>the soulfags want soulscombat into AC + +people keep saying this but I haven't seen a single example of it actually happening. Is this the new shazam tranny meme? +--- 635122883 +>WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THIS GAME THAT WE HAVE ALMOST NO INFO ABOUT?????? +--- 635122929 +>>635122165 +worked +--- 635122979 +I DEMAND MORE OF THE SAME EXACT GAME AGAIN +--- 635122986 +>>635122883 +Elden ring had no content either but fags talked about it like no tomorrow +--- 635123082 +>>635122986 +Everyone knew it would be another asset flip that played exactly like Dark Souls 3. +--- 635123151 +>>635116092 (OP) +>mechasouls +yawn +--- 635123496 +>>635122986 +theres no npcs to lust over diff --git a/v/635116193.txt b/v/635116193.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..592624b35b101ef3a4ddbd709321aa2a1a64838d --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635116193.txt @@ -0,0 +1,137 @@ +----- +--- 635116193 +fact: all video game characters would be better as elves +--- 635116447 +Humans* +You demonspawn +--- 635116535 +>>635116193 (OP) +Careful, you'll summon Noldorfag +--- 635116612 +>>635116535 +Yeah, OP is a retard and his thread will not talk about games. +--- 635116810 +fact: female Elves are the only good elves +--- 635116880 +>>635116193 (OP) +>>635116810 +she fucks orcs +--- 635116928 +>>635116612 +Fucking hell. +--- 635117007 +>>635116928 +Now tell me how I'm wrong. +--- 635117054 +>>635116193 (OP) +It's so sad that she's a character in two dead games, she's so hot. Also I can fix her +--- 635117148 +>>635116928 +who do you think makes these threads +--- 635117187 +>>635117148 +And when an off-topic bullshit no-gaming elf thread dies without any signs of noldorfaggotry? +--- 635117881 +>>635117054 +someone aught to make a game with a character that looks like her (+ pointy ears) +--- 635118138 +>>635116193 (OP) +for me it's worgenmane +--- 635118236 +>could never get stable diffusion to work right for elf ears +Life is suffering +--- 635118251 +>franky 6 fingers +--- 635118309 +>>635116193 (OP) +>you will never force her into a mating press and breed her continuously +why even live? +--- 635118316 +>>635116193 (OP) +>weeb posting AI garbage +Fuck off +--- 635118351 +How am I wrong? +--- 635118380 +fact: all video game characters would be better naked +--- 635118392 +>>635116193 (OP) +all elfs should be bimbos +--- 635118450 +>>635117881 +>incredible body +>old hag face +--- 635118539 +>>635118450 +mixing loras please understand +--- 635118597 +>>635118392 +really depends on what you consider to be a bimbo +--- 635118683 +>>635118392 +agreed +--- 635118726 +Wow, he posted a video game. +--- 635118767 +there's tons of great whitemane art out there you don't have to generate it +--- 635118772 +>>635116193 (OP) +FUCK ELVES +--- 635118818 +>>635118772 +This is exactly the post OP wants from the thread. +You will receive another "gladly" and such replies. +--- 635118860 +>>635116193 (OP) +All male characters should be hulking orcs +--- 635118881 +>>635118767 +yeah, that's why it was fun to do elf Whitemane. Or this off-brand circlet-wearing Whitemane +--- 635118901 +>>635118767 +True +--- 635118902 +>>635118818 +Not him but who wouldn't though +--- 635118920 +>>635118767 +OP is mentally ill waifufaggot from /tg/ that doesn't play ttrpg's so he comes here where his equally non-gaming related threads manage to gain traction. +--- 635118948 +>aislop +kys immediately +--- 635118991 +Fact: I want to marry a Night Elf +Or Blood Elf +Or Void Elf +Or Draenei +Or Human +--- 635119038 +>>635118920 +OP is here only to dump his shitty AI slop, nothing more. +And by proxy prove that coomers don't care. +--- 635119139 +>>635118902 +Only as an elf. +--- 635119396 +>>635119003 +That’s Futa, isn’t it? +--- 635119461 +>>635119396 +What gave it away? The outline of a massive horse penis in her shorts? +--- 635119870 +>>635118901 +mushrooms for toes +--- 635120037 +>>635119534 +I love Sally +--- 635120656 +>>635118767 +>>635119534 +I'm sad we will no longer have any kind of fanservice like this. ActiBlizz fell off a cliff, but it's always been downhill since they got acquired. +--- 635121626 +speaking ofoffbrand Whitemane +--- 635121773 +Can you generate elven Vanessa VanCleef? +--- 635123493 +>>635121773 +I don't think anyone has made a lora yet diff --git a/v/635116268.txt b/v/635116268.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..43ce2f1ac2cc41803edba03c6f51a78643e31fd1 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635116268.txt @@ -0,0 +1,270 @@ +----- +--- 635116268 +Leaks are out +Only 4 dungeons +The dungeons are mostly like the Divine Beasts where's there's no keys or miniboss +Shrines are both in the sky and underground, there's about 90 total +Two new towns are in +You can go right to the final boss again +Story is mostly flashbacks again (via the yellow Time Tear) +Sky and underground combined are only about 15-20% of the map's size total +Ganondorf only appears in flashbacks +Ganon is fought in the present in a new form different from the trailer (he has a trident and more boar like form but not the same as dark beast ganon from the last game, he looks more like his OoT one) +Yunobo isn't dead but he's fucked up pretty bad (malice colored scar across is body and he lost his right eye) +--- 635116331 +Source or fake and gay. +--- 635116395 +>>635116268 (OP) +Sounds so disappointing i believe it +--- 635116413 +OMG IT'S SO LE SHIT IT MUST BE LE TRUE! GEMMY GEM THREAD! +--- 635116775 +>>635116331 +Source is the game, nigger. +--- 635116807 +>>635116775 +Game being your ass perchance? +--- 635116916 +>>635116807 +Keep coping. +--- 635116979 +>>635116268 (OP) +Why do you expect anyone to believe you +--- 635117027 +>>635116268 (OP) +Lmao what disgusting ripoff from Gunstar Heroes +--- 635117124 +>>635116268 (OP) +I'm going to laugh at those morons who kept repeating like a mantra that dungeons were back if this is true. +--- 635117308 +>90 shrines despite the remainder of 2 for every 4 shrines done +>only 4 dungeons +>link has at least a maximum of 34 hearts, yet somehow less obtainable heart containers than BOTW +--- 635117432 +>>635116916 +>still no source +Thanks pal. +--- 635117520 +>>635116268 (OP) +The overwhelming majority of these have already been confirmed untrue +>only 4 divine beast dungeons +Like we literally have seen all 6 dungeons already, not including the boss zone and the ONLY divine beast style one is the Astrarium +--- 635117539 +>>635116268 (OP) +The only think leaking is the cum from your ruined anus +--- 635117634 +Yea i knew it was going to be more garbage. No dungeons and shitty shrines again. What a mess. +--- 635117673 +>>635116268 (OP) +>Ganon is fought in the present in a new form different from the trailer (he has a trident and more boar like form but not the same as dark beast ganon from the last game, he looks more like his OoT one) +LONG AGO IN A DISTANT LAND, I, GANON, THE FORMLESS EMBODIMENT OF MALICE, UNLEASHED AN UNSPEAKABLE CALAMITY! BUT, A FOOLISH HYLIAN CHAMPION WIELDING A MAGIC SWORD STEPPED FORTH TO OPPOSE ME. BEFORE THE FINAL BLOW WAS STRUCK, THE CHAMPION WAS SEALED IN A SHRINE ONLY TO AWAKE IN THE FUTURE, WHERE MY BLIGHT CONTINUES TO FESTER! NOW THE FOOL SEEKS TO RETURN TO THE PAST, AND UNDO THE FUTURE THAT IS GANON! +--- 635117894 +>>635117308 +I didn't say heart containers were only obtainable in shrines +>frogposter +Oh that makes sense, you're an idiot. +--- 635118107 +>>635117520 +>Like we +You talk like a faggot +>literally have seen all 6 dungeons already +This didn't happen. +--- 635118141 +>>635118092 +Cope and dilate +--- 635118224 +>OP having a temper tantrum because no one believes his shitty """""""""""""""""leak"""""""""""""""" +--- 635118305 +glad they are keeping the 4 dungeon formula, that was one of the best parts of botw +--- 635118332 +>>635117027 +Kek +--- 635118383 +>Source: It was revealed to me in a dream +--- 635118413 +>>635118224 +>bingtendies having a tantrum because their precious “Zelda” is just more soulless ubishit slop for them to consooooooom +Fixed that was okay at for you, no need to thank me. +--- 635118427 +>>635118107 +Suck me dick then. +It's literally been widely spread since like a week after the artbook leak. +Don't bury your head in the sand then have a scizho at others when you can't see anything. +--- 635118434 +>>635117673 +Why does everyone keep thinking that this is ganon or ganondorf? This is clearly a picture of that male furry character. +--- 635118438 +>>635118413 +Struck a nerve lmao +--- 635118502 +>>635116331 +>>635116413 +>>635116807 +>>635116979 +>>635117432 +>>635117520 +>>635117539 +>>635118092 +>>635118224 +>>635118383 +Why is tendie cope so pathetic and cringe? +--- 635118508 +most gay leak i ve ever seen +--- 635118554 +>>635118427 +Go suck your boyfriend faggot +>It's literally been widely spread since like a week after the artbook leak +Those weren't dungeons you dumb fucking nigger +--- 635118569 +>Ganondorf only appears in flashbacks +Let's be real, even if this game is a gigadisappointment, this just isn't true. +--- 635118604 +>>635117027 +lmfao I came here to post this as well hory shit +--- 635118614 +>make a lower effort leak +>get called a fag +>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TENDIES LICK MY FEET +lol you can't make this shit up. But serious how long until the real leak? I'm tired of modding botw +--- 635118632 +>>635116268 (OP) +go suck nigger cock and kys +--- 635118660 +>>635118614 +5 hours i‘m hearing +--- 635118694 +>>635118502 +>can't provide a source, can only name call +--- 635118703 +Serious talk (not this leak), look like previews Will be out on 26, a serious italian joirnalist as saud to wait for that that date +--- 635118717 +>>635116268 (OP) +Sounds pathetic and cringe, which means the nincels will eat it up happily +enjoy that 70 dollar DLC you waited almost a decade for kek +--- 635118754 +>Story is mostly flashbacks again (via the yellow Time Tear) +HAHAHA OH WOW +--- 635118773 +>>635118703 +Are journos already playing the game? +--- 635118781 +>>635116268 (OP) +Sounds like shit +--- 635118783 +>>635118703 +Preview for what purpose? Everyone knows journos will suck the game off no matter what +--- 635118815 +>>635117673 +HIYAH +--- 635118870 +>>635118781 +of course it does, it's a shazaam post. +--- 635118878 +>>635117124 +If you weren't laughing at them initially it meant on some level you thought it might be possible as well. I laugh at both you and those delusional cucks. +--- 635118928 +>>635118773 +Probably, look like a small group went to official Nintendo previews. The source Is Francesco Fossetti (Also known as "il fossa") +--- 635118946 +>>635116268 (OP) +it's so fucking disappointing it can be true +--- 635119017 +>>635118928 +Not the source of the fake leak ofc, im saying the source for the preview out on the 26 +--- 635119046 +>>635118773 +yes, they got the code the 18/4, source is italian Francesco Fossetti at the aperinerd of 20/4 at the dario moccia twitch channel, you can check out yourself to confirm this information +--- 635119059 +>>635118928 +are you sure? I understood the go to play it the 26th. Have you a video about Fossa talking about that? +--- 635119212 +>>635119046 +lmao, he goes around claiming to be independent and received the review code even a month before its release. VIDEOGAME INDEPENDENCE. +--- 635119269 +>>635119059 +We only know a really small group got invited to the Nintendo Europe headquater... There Is not information in the game so fir now sleeo well the leak on top Is fake. +--- 635119346 +>>635116268 (OP) +Hope it's not true. I actually want a good game for once. +--- 635119559 +For now Just wait until wednesday... Then we Will see something more. +--- 635119889 +>>635119212 +he's only a leech of dario moccia success now, he never was a serious journalist, he changed the review of the first nier (saying he was a product of their time,but still a great game) on everyeye before nier replicant, because he gave 5 to the original nier, but after automata, he spent all the time sucking off yoko taro +--- 635119958 +>>635116268 (OP) +>final boss of the amazon warehouse level +--- 635120084 +>>635119889 +Whatever he's a good or bad reviewer Is a more trustful source, the preview Will almost for certain be out in wednesday +--- 635120140 +>>635118783 +This desu. I'll just look for the cons of the game that they're going to skim over in like 5 seconds and just think it's much worse than what they're actually saying. +--- 635120154 +MORE CUBES +--- 635120286 +>>635120154 +nier ripped off zelda and now zelda rips off nier kinda funny how that works +--- 635120507 +Also look like the review copies Will be sent After the previews, so you can expect some leak in the week end, but ofc don't trust all you Will see. +--- 635120590 +>>635116268 (OP) +>there's no keys +KYS seething faggot. +--- 635120634 +>>635117027 +Well at least is a good game to rip off +--- 635120696 +>>635120590 +looks like a frog to me +--- 635120728 +>>635120590 +botw had small keys in shrines too you dumb fuck +--- 635120993 +Has the dump really not spread that far or what +--- 635121074 +>>635120590 +You fuckinng retard +--- 635121251 +>>635121074 +Why are u so Mean, Dont be mean +--- 635121378 +>>635120728 +>>635121074 +Keep seething. +--- 635121424 +>>635121378 +I feel bad for your parents +--- 635121817 +This thread just seems to be a bunch of defamation and fake leaks from seething third worlders. Nintendo has a very clear quality over quantity game design, and like BOTW, this game is designed to be played for a decade at least. The emergent ludonarrative of this game will be unmatched and will filter out SomeOrdinaryzmGiftcards and other Nintendo defamers. +--- 635122018 +>>635119059 +I would assume they would start playing on the 26th, getting the game almost a month in advance is very early, even the 26th is still quite early. Doubt journos are already playing the game, if they did they probably wouldn't shut up about it. +--- 635122060 +>>635116268 (OP) +Cool I'll emulate it and get bored after 10 hours +--- 635122389 +>>635121378 +Dumb faggot +--- 635122417 +>>635122060 +enjoy your obnoxious shader compilation stutter you Emulating Freak, i will be loading the xci on my hacked switch :-} +--- 635122734 +>>635116268 (OP) +New Minecraft update is looking good. +--- 635122836 +>>635122417 +Not an issue since they implemented Vulkan retard +--- 635123270 +>>635122836 +https://github.com/Ryujinx/Ryujinx/wiki/FAQ-and-Troubleshooting#the-legend-of-zelda-tears-of-the-kingdom +Yikes! +--- 635123383 +>>635122417 +>Stutter + +Only does it once for each texture, once it's loaded you're golden forever +--- 635123582 +>>635123270 +Proofing themselves against retarded thirdies that will swarm their socials the second its released, I've played like 10+ Switch games before release and the only one that wasn't perfectly playable was Xenoblade 3 +I beat Bayonetta 3 and FE Engage before they even released with zero issues (and with the latter there was another obnoxious faggot like you in every thread claiming that it wouldn't run) diff --git a/v/635116295.txt b/v/635116295.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..69c6047e7f4bc72895b04ad3fcfa814d9fc9bb79 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635116295.txt @@ -0,0 +1,23 @@ +----- +--- 635116295 +3DS Thread +--- 635118030 +Posting in the 3ds thread, waiting until we have a paper mario port +--- 635119226 +>>635118030 +could touchscreen compatibility be a thing if it gets ported? +--- 635119431 +>>635116295 (OP) +For me, it's installing dozens of DS games and Virtual Console injects and then replaying OoT instead of getting into the new stuff +--- 635121829 +>>635119226 +Yes, just like how super mario 64 got 3d support, but it will be more of a mod because what can you do with the touchscreen with the original paper mario? +--- 635121889 +>>635116295 (OP) +--- 635122516 +>>635116295 (OP) +Is there any emulator on the 3DS that lets me play online multiplayer? +--- 635122793 +>>635122516 +what would you be emulating on a 3ds that had online multiplayer? +that said, RetroArch maybe? I know it can run on the 3ds, and has netplay functions built in diff --git a/v/635116385.txt b/v/635116385.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..21f731600705e77d0b6c4bbe55725d9083db2ab6 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635116385.txt @@ -0,0 +1,131 @@ +----- +--- 635116385 +>Start playing Guild Wars 2 +>I love it. I love the exploration of the map, the mounts, the combat, the cat people, etc. +>I look up the expansions and see living-story shit. +>I realise Guild Wars 1 continues into Guild Wars 2. +>Guild Wars 1 is still selling for full price. +Fuck, I guess I'll wait until the next Steam sale.. +--- 635116484 +>>635116385 (OP) +GW1 has nothing to do GW2. If you love 2 you won't love 1, it was made by different people for different people. +--- 635116529 +>>635116484 +The storyline literally continues from 1 into 2. +--- 635116538 +>>635116385 (OP) +Triolgy+EotN is ridiculously expensive for a game that came out in 2005. IIRC there's some legal rights holder bullshit where Anet can't actually change the price or something. There were some anons on /vm/ playing the game a while back, too. +--- 635116581 +>>635116529 +Yes, sort of. There's a 250 year time skip between the games. +--- 635116593 +>>635116385 (OP) +GW1 > GW2 +--- 635116641 +>>635116593 +yes +--- 635116982 +Guild Wars 2 story is fucking weird and actually fucked in such a weird way. The first game had multiple distinct human cultures and by 2 they're all wiped out and turned into a single mishmash kingdom. The game makes it a point where these other cultures and peoples that got wiped out shouldn't seek retribution against those that attacked them while the developers tout shit about diversity and acceptance. The entire game is some weird double think shit for a story and I could ever understand why the devs never addressed it. +--- 635117140 +>>635116982 +Almost like hiring a diversity squad (self proclaimed) was a mistake. +--- 635117213 +>>635116982 +>shouldn't seek retribution against those that attacked them while the developers tout shit about diversity and acceptance. +I don't have that problem with the cat people. +>We killed our Gods, and we're going to kill you. +--- 635117321 +GW1 THREAD +treehuggers vs gypsies +kurshits vs suxons + +WHO DO YOU PICK +--- 635117462 +>>635117321 +Turtles are based. Luxons. +--- 635117527 +>>635116385 (OP) +Story-wise GW2 is its own thing that skipped 250 years forward. They're very different games although adhering to the same "don't waste the player's time" design ethos. If you get around to it you'll see GW1 is almost unique in that it's a CORPG rather than your typical MMORPG. +--- 635117650 +>>635117527 +>>635116581 +What's the deal with the GW1 shit in GW2? Like, something about the Mehnnet coming back or something +--- 635118049 +>>635116484 +GW1, especially with the first add-on was pretty focused on PvP for endgame. + +Although somewhat ironically you can play all the story with NPC partymembers. + +Anet also said that the cost of running GW1 is basically nothing and shouldn't shut down anytime soon +--- 635118430 +>>635116529 +No it doesn't and if you're the same stupid fuck from the other thread I've already proven you don't know what the fuck you're talking about. +--- 635118478 +>>635118430 +Please be normal for a single thread +--- 635118635 +>>635118478 +Drink bleach faggot. +--- 635118680 +>>635118635 +Why are wowbucks so mentally ill? Please go touch some grass +--- 635118835 +>>635118680 +>hurr durr wow +No one is talking about WoW here. Quit trying to deflect because you're upset someone who knows more than you showed up and called you a fucking idiot for spouting bullshit. +--- 635118908 +>>635118835 +Talk to me about Living World S3 +--- 635119282 +>>635118908 +You mean the fan fiction about glints kid being the savior of the world and how you and a pride parade eventually go kill one of the most revered human gods to have ever existed because the """""god"""""" literally no one asked for said he was bad because toxic masculinity? +--- 635119326 +>>635119282 +>Fan fiction +Okay? +--- 635119438 +>>635116529 +If by "continues" you mean "borrows the very most basic setting" then sure. +--- 635119641 +>>635119326 +Yes, fan fiction. +Do you need me to copypaste my post from the other thread and post it here too? +--- 635120292 +>>635119641 +Mad little wowbuck. The original creators have created a sequel, and all you can do is cry about fanfiction on an anonymous basket weaving forum. SAD! +--- 635121264 +>>635117650 +it's literally "remember this character?" +--- 635121508 +>>635120292 +Original creators aren't there. They're at Manaworks games and making a game abour seagulls. +--- 635121585 +>>635121508 +why would anyone make a game about seagulls? All they do is fly and shit. +--- 635121603 +>>635121585 +Sounds like the average wowbuck +--- 635121624 +>>635117321 +Kurzicks can suck my siege cannon +--- 635121641 +How does GW2 work again, is there even any leveling dungeons? Or is it just a endless circus ride where you run around and do quests and events +--- 635121783 +>>635121641 +It's an RPG +--- 635121838 +>>635121783 +Thats not what I asked +--- 635121851 +>>635121624 +Kurzick Juggernaut used Juggernaut Toss +--- 635121893 +I like Charr. +--- 635122324 +>>635116385 (OP) +GW story is way back in the past for GW2. As a game, it is quite arcadey and thus, better than GW2. Not quite as playable alone, though. +--- 635122874 +>>635121585 +That is the gameplay I think. +--- 635123437 +the charr did nothing wrong diff --git a/v/635116408.txt b/v/635116408.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..9b034a907fe8b51483965fc9867785e9af53d631 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635116408.txt @@ -0,0 +1,53 @@ +----- +--- 635116408 +17 days until the release of Zelda Tears of The Kingdom +--- 635116812 +op is a time traveler +--- 635117072 +FINALLY a Zelda thread. +:) +--- 635117271 +>>635116408 (OP) +>17 days +i hate seeing that. too much time left. + +just say, 2 more Fridays. only 2 more Fridays left +--- 635117318 +Post your hacked Switch proving you will be playing day one (leak day) +--- 635117584 +>>635117318 +There‘s millions of us tendie +--- 635117879 +>>635117271 +Dude who even cares it's not even like I'm going to play it right away. +--- 635118031 +>>635117879 +This is not about you +--- 635118094 +>>635116408 (OP) +Don't care, still playing Elden Ring +--- 635118248 +>>635118031 +How could it not be? +--- 635118271 +>>635117271 +well it's not 17 days +it's 17 days and 4 hours +--- 635118474 +17 days until the release of Zelda Tears of /v/ when it's amazing +--- 635119414 +Do you think they will get rid of breakable weapons? +--- 635119475 +>>635119414 +No. Trailer showed they still break and might even break faster than before if they‘re not fused with something +--- 635119942 +>>635118474 +>Zelda Tears of /v/ +kek +--- 635122372 +>>635118474 +>>635119942 +kek so true +retard /v/edditors will kneel before the 'tendocord +--- 635123149 +>>635116408 (OP) diff --git a/v/635116425.txt b/v/635116425.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..da4f8e0457d045d9f58e6f525a2af1ef2020abe1 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635116425.txt @@ -0,0 +1,43 @@ +----- +--- 635116425 +Why is this game so uninteresting? The gameplay is fun and all but I can't bring myself to play any more. I got to the part where you're forced to play as abby and I do not fucking care about this character one bit. + +Does it get better, /v/? +--- 635119381 +Well, the gameplay remains fun, for what it's worth. It's not a game you should play for the story. +--- 635119506 +>>635116425 (OP) +does the fact that /v/ shit on this game multiple times a day for years since release not tell you to avoid this pos? +--- 635119525 +Because you're a bigot. This is a very important game to the Jewish community. +--- 635119646 +>>635119506 +I wanted to formulate my own opinion. +--- 635119658 +This is one of the greatest games of all time and way better than the first game +--- 635119926 +>>635116425 (OP) +Wait until you get to the unironic "we Jews wuz da real survivahs" moment +--- 635120175 +>>635119658 +This +--- 635120707 +>>635119926 +theres an actual portion in the game where ellies gf tells ellie that she should partially feel guilt over the holocaust due to her being white +--- 635120751 +>>635120707 +No there isn't. +--- 635120853 +>>635120751 +yes there is if you go inside the headcouncil room inside the synagogue and pick up the letter you will get a special dialogue prompt +--- 635122532 +>>635116425 (OP) +I felt the same way at the start of Abby's part. It gets better whenever her WLF friends aren't tagging along (i.e. quite soon), they all kind of suck. As far it feeling uninteresting I mostly chalk that up to how miserable the tone often is. The game legitimately plays really well but the story is a bit exhausting. +--- 635122758 +>>635116425 (OP) +exact same gameplay as any other AAA game +--- 635123006 +>>635122758 +>tranime poster + +also implying anyone on /v/ played this or plays AAA games lol diff --git a/v/635116498.txt b/v/635116498.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..1d459f540b346b41b1099c3b9c74c9ad1cdd6796 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635116498.txt @@ -0,0 +1,183 @@ +----- +--- 635116498 +The only game where playing blind isn't an option. +Unless you're following a build guide, you're not going to enjoy postgame content and mechanics beyond a surface-level. +--- 635116601 +Just follow Zizaran's new player guides. Following a build guide is like a blind man walking a dog +--- 635116763 +>>635116498 (OP) +All arpgs and loot based MMos are the same. +--- 635116771 +>>635116498 (OP) +>Oh nice build! its nerfed next patch! +>Lets balanced game around a log out macro so legit players get 1 shot and scumbags use the macro and live +>Want an item? pay real money on our RMT websites then we ban you for RMT +--- 635117191 +What does "League starter" mean? It's just the build you're going to start the league with? Are you supposed to switch to a different build later on? I thought you cant do that because Regret orbs are too expensive? Or is a league starter only called "starter" because it's for beginners? I thought beginners were supposed to play on Standard? +--- 635117320 +>>635116498 (OP) +>to enjoy postgame content and mechanics +You mean spam 3-screen aoe, while seeing nothing? Or 0 def delve abuze offscreen kill-everything-before-you-see-it? There is almost nothing to enjoy. +Game is simple - don't pick melee. +Pick skellies. After first kitava build resists and hp. Your body armor main stat priority is linked sockets. You want damage, melee damage, brutality, melee splash and you'll have a lot of time to decide, how to temporarily replace Empower. Then you continue building hp, keep resists capped, pick armor or armor/eshield items. Minion golem, vulnerability, flesh offering, auras. Victario's charity (have a good chance to drop on it's own) and Nectomantic Aegis node. This skellies will take you to the t16 easily. From there you'll have access to the rest of good things, that aren't covered in guides anyway. +--- 635117431 +>>635117191 +>I thought you cant do that because Regret orbs are too expensive? +https://poe.ninja/challenge/currency?name=Orb%20of%20Regret +regrets are piss cheap +--- 635117502 +>the only game +You don't play many video games, do you? +--- 635117504 +So it's shit then? Good to kmow +--- 635117630 +>>635117431 +Then why does everyone just say to start over if you spec wrong? +--- 635117705 +>>635116498 (OP) +Precisely the reason why I don't play in the first place. +Besides, what's the point of playing after you've completed the quests? Getting gear with higher number? Lame. +--- 635117765 +>>635117630 +because no one says that +the only reason to reroll is if your base class is wrong for the build you want +--- 635117840 +>>635117191 +League starter is a type of build, that allows you to reach relatively high powerlevel in shortest time possible, before economy in league gets more or less stable - that way you, if you know details, could quickly engage yourself in trade and get a lot of currency, that later you'll either spend on another league character with more powerful, but way more expensive build, that would requre investments or really long farm. League starter allows (with knowledge of game economy rules) to get a lot of currency for investments early and quick. Build is usually not oriented on boss killing or heavy delirium stuff, so eventually you'll either abandon it or remake in something different. +I sincerely do not recommend to play first time in league - only reasons to play is various mtx for challenges (not really good in this league) and speedrunning dickmetering. Take your first character on normal and don't worry about time limits for the first time - after you'll play for some time, you'll get the grasp of craft, in-game content mechanics, will figure out several gameplay moments, and then, if you would want, dive into next league +--- 635117849 +>>635117320 +Cool build guide, anon. +--- 635117882 +>>635117191 +League starter means a build that comes online early and does not require difficult to find uniques to work. It usually has a low ceiling on damage potential but can reach that quickly. +League starters are used to get to endgame fast and grind what you need for your preferred build. + +Bleed bow glad is/was a classic League starter while aura stacking CoC frost was a classic end build. +--- 635117891 +>>635117840 +you are pretty retarded anon +have you ever actually tried to buy shit in standard? +--- 635117914 +>>635116498 (OP) +Lol, anon, you dont have to out yourself like that +--- 635117952 +>>635116771 +how do you logout macro a one-shot? +--- 635118018 +>>635117840 +Honestly couldn't have asked for a better answer. Makes me feel bad for asking in such a childishly annoying way. +--- 635118091 +>>635116498 (OP) +have you tried just not being a retard and planning out your own build before you make your character? +also this game let's you respec your passives just in case you were accidentally retarded +--- 635118198 +>>635117891 +That's the point - you don't need to buy things on standart unless very specific. This anon is clearly first timer - so he needs to learn, how game works. Mindlessly diving in "build" guided without understanding why it is that way, usually ends up in tears. Many "in-depth" guides try to tell, what this or that stat or item give to you, but, ih the end, they usually don't speak about many different base mechanics anon doesn't even remotely understands at this point. So to actually git gud, one should play preferably ssf, but be prepared for eventual slowdowns and ways to deal with them without spending another 1000 chaoses. +--- 635118204 +>>635117191 +No one actually plays standard. +--- 635118543 +>>635117952 +You don't. That's the point though, the game has one-shots in the first place, because they balance the game around having logout macro, so that people with logout macro still can die, which translates to shitty gameplay for everyone else, because you now have white mobs occasionally spellcritting for 50k+ damage just for fun +--- 635118671 +>>635116498 (OP) +low iq issue +--- 635118720 +>>635117191 +Leaguestarter is a build that can get to the level where you can generate currency. While you can do all content on a leaguestarter, the strongest builds usually can't reach red maps without prepeared gear +--- 635118785 +Someone recommend me a build. No walking simulators. +--- 635118802 +>>635117320 +Picked melee this league - had fun. 180k ehp, 15M damage unoptimised +--- 635118832 +>>635116498 (OP) +>playing blind isn't an option +Why? +Also will I like it if I start now? +--- 635118880 +>>635118802 +Was it just boneshatter? Getting real sick and tired of the game only having 1 viable melee skill. +--- 635118918 +>>635116771 +Wow you really just copy pasted a reddit post. +>logout macro 1 shot +:D +T: i got many +90lvls on hc currently without any external aid +--- 635118985 +>>635118880 +Shattering steel glad with slow proj +--- 635119004 +>le ebic huge skilltree!! +That got old really quick, how is this game still alive? +--- 635119063 +>>635119004 +If you are not brainlet creating new builds is the game. +--- 635119109 +>>635118832 +Hitting end game is a brick wall if you don't have a good idea how to make a character. And 99% of the content is end game. Plus at that point you will not have enough currency to respec so you're stuck. Then if you get past that you will need a meta character to challenge the later end game. Skill is basically irrelevant in this game. +--- 635119128 +>>635118832 + +Game is complex as hell. Yeah base game is good but crucible (current active new league mechanic) is not +--- 635119137 +>>635118880 +>viable +Where do you come up with these lies. +--- 635119150 +>>635116498 (OP) +>you should be able to enjoy the full depth of a game on your first playtrough +Who said that OP? Are you always this miserable and do you never replay a game ti find out more about it? +--- 635119204 +>>635118880 +Oh look, its a plebbit meta cuck who can't enjoy anything that is not approved by plebbit and the streamer fandom. +--- 635119235 +I got bored of it before I finished the story content. I don't know how people even make it to the "post game" +--- 635119248 +>>635118802 +>15M damage unoptimised +More damage than every other character playing shattering steel this league impressive +--- 635119275 +>>635116763 +Most similar games allow you to respec at will, POE makes you have to level a character and know exactly what you want it to do or be heavily punished for it +--- 635119292 +>shattering steel +>Meele +lol. +--- 635119395 +>>635119204 +And yet you didn't post your awesome melee build. +--- 635119413 +>>635119248 +Poe ninja does not do a config properly, because damage is from explosion cones intersecting +https://pobb.in/cI8oDYs4ac3d +--- 635119489 +>>635118918 +sure you have +--- 635119498 +PoE newfag here +How do I play Cyclone Slayer? Between my jewelry and passives feel like I had to spec so much into Dex and Int for the gems that I'm doing no damage. I'm not dying but some rare mobs just take fucking forever to kill. I can dump a whole Sanctified mana flask just holding RMB on one guy, in a zone that I'm 9 levels above. +On Standard if that matters. +--- 635119510 +>>635119292 +Well I instantly miss 30% more if projectiles travel more than 10 distance and it doesnt really make difference to me if i have to click the enemy or stand on top of it and click the ground +--- 635119668 +>>635119413 +>Poe ninja does not do a config properly, because damage is from explosion cones intersecting +Ah is this the same DPS as +>No i swear bros my poison build does 30m DPS +Or +>Look my meme arrow totem build does 40 m DPS bros +--- 635119751 +>>635117952 +People don't use the term "one shot" literally. +They mean any cumulative damage that is too high to realistically react to using game mechanics, or heal from. + +There are still literal one shots too (both things you are expected to mitigate by preparing your build for it, and things that are designed to kill everyone) but obviously no one using a log out macro when a single attack did 1,000,000 damage to a 10k health pool. +--- 635120057 +>>635119668 +It is literally said so on poe.ninja info page. And you miss majority of damage if you dont set that you have steel shards, don't set that you are calculating damage for 4 explosion cones, don't set that projectile traveled 10 distance and don't set that you have max frenzy charges. Build has all that, but if you find somwthing that build cant achieve, but is clicked in my config, youre free to uncheck it and post dps here +--- 635121490 +>>635119395 +Because you did not ask for it, and if i would you would just keep shifting the goalpost claiming that nothing besides boneshatter is a melee skill? diff --git a/v/635116904.txt b/v/635116904.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..21d42340de6f1af61aeca86a0ea687bfbea2d3e5 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635116904.txt @@ -0,0 +1,66 @@ +----- +--- 635116904 +What am I in for? +--- 635116957 +>>635116904 (OP) +A bad game +--- 635117402 +>>635116904 (OP) +The baby +--- 635117450 +Remembuh me? +--- 635117468 +>>635116904 (OP) +unintentional comedy masterpiece +--- 635117564 +The continuation of the story of super metroid, that successfully characterizes samus as first and foremost a woman, and relates the harrowing experiences she's faced trying to define herself in a stereotypically male professional field. + +I am not fucking kidding. +That is the game. +You have been warned. +--- 635118403 +>>635116904 (OP) +>retarded plot. +>rooms with only 1 entry and 1 exit, and the door locks behind you +>nonexistant soundtrack +>forced into awkward first person to fire missiles to kill some bosses +>literal pixel hunts +>many game overs to the final boss because it activates a powerup that you need to use without telling you that it's active or how to use it +>decent environment art and some alright powerups +Mercifully it's pretty short +--- 635118562 +>>635116904 (OP) +The community doesn’t talk about “Other M.” They retconed a few things they didn’t sit too well with true Metroid fans. Gameplay it’s not too bad, the story itself is pretty decent too. +--- 635119198 +Other M is the red headed stepchild of the franchise. That one entry that almost every franchise has that the fan base wished didn’t exist or was done differently like Dark Souls 2, RE 6, Tomb Raider Angle of Darkness, Castlevania Simon’s Quest. +Metroid is the best franchise in gaming IMO, but it’s not immune from having “that one entry.” +--- 635119425 +>>635118562 +>Gameplay it’s not too bad +"Mash Dpad for awesome" is pretty fucking bad +--- 635120704 +>>635119198 +Other M is much worse than all of those games. +--- 635120848 +>>635120704 +I think you missed the point +--- 635120883 +>>635116904 (OP) +Other M + +idiot +--- 635120964 +The game sucks. The gameplay is shallow and the story is retarded and forced. But the game is short and the gameplay is smooth enough that you should just play the game and experience it for yourself so you can have an opinion. +--- 635121076 +>>635116904 (OP) +Played it recently for the first time and thought it was kino +--- 635121150 +The thumbs-up sign had been used by the Galactic Federation for ages. Me, I was known for giving the thumbs-down during briefing. I had my reasons, though... Commander Adam Malkovich was normally cool and not one to joke around, but he would end all of his mission briefings by saying, "Any objections, Lady?" He was joking, but others weren't... At the time I felt surrounded by people who treated me like a child or used kid gloves because i was a woman. And yet, with Adam, I was grateful for the nod... My past has left me with an uneasy soul, and as a result, it touched me on some level that Adam would acknowledge that past by calling something delicate- like "Lady." And I knew more than anyone that every word from Adam was deliberate. My thumbs-down was a twofold response- a sign of derision at being called a lady, and a signal of my complete understanding of the mission orders. The other soldiers were always willing to support me with easy smiles despite the fact that I clearly had so much yet to learn. Among them was Anthony. In the face of his well-meaning behavior, and that of the other soldiers, my response was to become increasingly bitter. I was a child, always with something to prove. A chip on my shoulder. + +And I was angry. I felt that if I let my guard down, I would easily be broken. And beyond that, I was scared. But even in the naivete of my youth, I could see in Adam's joking manner how close he felt to me. Adam knows my past. And he knows me better than anyone else. Confession time. Because I was so young when I lost both of my parents, there's no question I saw Adam as a father figure. When I rebelled against him, I knew I could get away with it. And his paternal compassion in the face of my rebellion reinforced the special bond I felt with him. I understood well that chances were slim that I would ever find anyone that understood me like Adam. And yet... When the time came, I still left his side. I was so young. Young and naive... +--- 635121271 +probably the only good metroid game +--- 635121480 +>>635121271 +>probably the only good metroid game +You should probably drink bleach diff --git a/v/635116987.txt b/v/635116987.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..2c2c20b6a8e6f2489da7cbe8645c2e0afb596439 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635116987.txt @@ -0,0 +1,74 @@ +----- +--- 635116987 +Seriously. What is he going to do with Acti/Blizzard? + +It's no secret that Acti/Blizzard is a dumpster fire right now. +>They have zero talent +>The games are dying +>Crash Party Game? + +The company needs an entirely new structure and a huge new influx of devs (talented ones) + +I feel by the time they get Cod, Wow, etc on gaypass it will already be too late. Nobody will even give a shit and the upcoming pipeline of games is just going to get worse and worse +--- 635117360 +>>635116987 (OP) +Fire everyone and start over. +It's funny how the people at ABK think MS buying them is gonna make everything better for them. Think again, motherfucker. +--- 635117785 +>>635116987 (OP) +all they have to do is call of duty and candy crush +--- 635117883 +is goypass worth it? only thing i want is to try the gaylo infinite campaign really +--- 635117928 +>>635117785 +Nothing lasts forever without innovation. +--- 635117974 +>>635117928 +??? COD sells gangbusters since 7th gen and the games are barely different every year +--- 635117992 +Same thing he does with everything else they acquire, give the studios too much freedom and let them die of mismanagement +--- 635118003 +>>635117883 +Whenever you get tired of it try DOOM Eternal or some shit GaaS like Sea of Thieves or Grounded until it runs out. I literally use Game Pass as digital rent to later buy on Steam. Thanks, Microsoft. +--- 635118212 +>>635116987 (OP) +>Did the whole diversity over competence spiel and became unbearably woke +Competent devs and large part of their user base left + +>Turns out CEO was a sexual predator, evidence found of widespread discrimination in the company +Any remaining competent staff and lefties who supported the company jump ship. It’s now a shell of what it used to be, relegated to flogging their IPs into mediocre cash grabs until they are dessicated husks. +--- 635118232 +>>635116987 (OP) +Free to Play World of Warcraft on Xbox with a mountain of new furry content! +--- 635118959 +>>635117360 +It's not that easy. There is a serious lack of *good* developers in the industry. He can't just fire the lot and hire who exactly? More tranny loving faggots straight out of University with little to no experience? +--- 635119124 +WoW on Xbox +--- 635119358 +>>635116987 (OP) +>>635117928 +Lol +Snoys are getting nervous +--- 635119447 +>>635116987 (OP) +Shut down that POS Battlenet, put everything into Steam and MS Store. +--- 635122228 +>>635117928 +Pokemon is the highest grossing franchise in the world while the main games haven't evolved past 1996 and their most experimental game felt like something from 13 years ago +--- 635122296 +>>635116987 (OP) +Fire a bunch of people and shove the rest into a closet that they never escape from, never releasing another game, like most MS studios. +--- 635122387 +Candy Crush and WoW will give a very steady flow of income, MS don't really need to do anything other than sit on the profits in 10~ years +--- 635122489 +>>635122387 +I don't think skeleton crews of candy crush and wow will make 64 billion dollars in 10 years, anon +--- 635122550 +>>635122489 +Do you have anything to back that up or are you just freaking out that Sony is now losing? +--- 635122683 +Get rid of Joe Cecot, hire Cliffy B, save COD +--- 635122713 +>>635122550 +a simple google search and you will find your answer diff --git a/v/635117002.txt b/v/635117002.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..a23320e66c60e81f3950757a8579a0173abcafb0 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635117002.txt @@ -0,0 +1,111 @@ +----- +--- 635117002 +Is this another case of safe horny? +--- 635117197 +>>635117002 (OP) +>safe horny +ESLs need to go back to their country. +--- 635117226 +>>635117197 +Lurk more. +--- 635117260 +>>635117002 (OP) +It's not even safe horny, just safe. +--- 635117341 +>>635117002 (OP) +Undoubtedly. +--- 635117367 +>new buzzword that is going to be used every god damn day for the next 5 years +Pete, please +--- 635117501 +>>635117341 +How hard was to just use this exact model with the new engine? This design is perfect Lili +--- 635117540 +>>635117501 +Panty shots are verboten to the new world order. +--- 635117587 +>>635117002 (OP) +This is so sorry for watch. Damn, what happened to vidya... +--- 635117597 +>>635117226 +>lurk more +on twitter? +--- 635117691 +coomsoom product +--- 635117713 +>>635117597 +on reddit +--- 635117810 +can you buzzword spouting faggots stay on twitter where you belong +--- 635118218 +Stop it. +Just stop it. +Artless motherfuckers. +--- 635118261 +>>635117002 (OP) +she's less covered than T7 you niggers will complain about anything +--- 635118282 +>>635118218 +Twitter word just exploded, sorry anon, we are overrun, enjoy your forced word and memes +--- 635118323 +>>635117713 +No, lol +So it just means "woke" then but normiespeak. +--- 635118443 +>>635117002 (OP) +This is so sad. Safe horny people are the worst, they're just Puritans all over again. +--- 635118546 +>>635118261 +T7 was shit too +--- 635118547 +>>635118282 +dammit. atleast theres more talk about it +--- 635118560 +>>635118218 +Reminder that Marche, the indian twitterfaggot that made the buzzword, actively posts links to threads in his discord so his gay followers can flood them. +--- 635118617 +>>635117002 (OP) +Kek rightoid loses again +--- 635118723 +SIRS! SIRS! SIRS! PLEASE STOP THIS! +--- 635118809 +SHUT THE FUCK UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP! +--- 635119082 +FUCK YEAH +SEAKING +--- 635119350 +>New design literally by a women who only makes sexy clothes for women +>/v/ thinks its woke +--- 635119778 +>>635119350 +You do realize that women are the primary reason why "wokeness" has gotten this bad, right? +--- 635119875 +>>635119778 +No, it's americans existing that is the primary reason for it. You guys will do everything your jew overlords tell you to do. +--- 635119893 +>>635119778 +I don't care about other cunts. You faggots will literally call anything woke even if literally not woke at all and was done by a women. Which is this nothingburger is about. + +You faggots are the only people in the world who will seethe over a fighting game outfit change and think its censorship +--- 635121007 +>>635117002 (OP) +Stop spamming this retarded Twitter newspeak, faggot +--- 635121196 +BACK +TO +TWITTER +FAGGOT +--- 635121302 +>>635119778 +>conservacucks constantly crying about wokeness while yearning to return to a time when women couldn’t even show their legs in public +You guys are like confused little puppies, it’s so adorable +--- 635121339 +>>635117501 +Snoy probably forced them to change it +--- 635121346 +Hey guys did you get the joke they're saying this buzzword on twitter haha +--- 635121696 +>>635118560 +Most people in his discord hate him lmao +--- 635121790 +It’s another case of Street Fighter winning, sorry tekkucks diff --git a/v/635117110.txt b/v/635117110.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..64e4dd8b241417b59f97c6e85ed3bacc243027a9 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635117110.txt @@ -0,0 +1,89 @@ +----- +--- 635117110 +Why doesn't he just make movies instead of movie games +--- 635117192 +>>635117110 (OP) +Because he's not talented enough to make movies. He's admitted this himself. It's why he makes movie games, because the bar is so much lower. +--- 635117221 +>>635117110 (OP) +He's a coward +--- 635117232 +It would suck. He hasn't made a good game since mgs3. Peace Walker is still ok. +--- 635117274 +>>635117110 (OP) +>watched RRR +based +--- 635117389 +he's not jewish enough +--- 635117410 +>>635117274 +https://twitter.com/Kojima_Hideo/status/1583658107745763329 +>watching RRR reminds me of MSG4 +--- 635117509 +>>635117232 +Tpp was still fun to play despite its flaws. +The cinematography in it was pretty kino iirc +--- 635117916 +>>635117110 (OP) +death stranding has better cutscene/gameplay ratio (except ending) than most sony exclusives and rdr2 from what i've seen; +also actual gameplay +--- 635117963 +>>635117916 +>actual gameplay +>walking simulator +--- 635118008 +There's a reason people remember Metal Gear Solid more than Metal Gear Solid: VR Missions +--- 635118086 +because he is a hack and failed movie directors go to vidya +same goes for cuckman and cage +--- 635118098 +>>635117110 (OP) +Because game journalists are easier to please. If he made a movie, he'd be laughed out of the industry at the first attempt. +--- 635118190 +Because he likes making games and owns a game development studio. +--- 635118325 +Because the only reason people think of him making "movie games" is MGS4. Yes, his games have long cutscenes, but especially the last two also have long segments of uninterrupted gameplay between them. +--- 635118337 +>>635117110 (OP) +1. He's a much, MUCH larger name in the gaming space than the film space. Kojima is one of the top directors in terms of notoriety of all time when you talk video games, but unless he co-directs with Del Toro he'd be just some guy with experience in another medium. +2. Kojima at least kind of tries to incorporate interactivity into his storytelling, even if he pastes long-winded cutscenes into his work to bloat them out. All the best parts of MGS as a series come from the parts that make them games. +3. He IS making a movie, KojiPro has stated they're working on a film. IIRC they're actually working on two, an original and a Death Stranding movie, but I'm not 100% certain on that. Death Stranding is definitely getting a movie though, and I recall Kojima saying he might not even have anybody from the game show up in it. +--- 635118453 +>>635117963 +walking sim with proper modelled terrain, weather, stealth and even combat elements +--- 635119035 +>>635117410 +>Snake and Ocelot +--- 635119192 +>>635117110 (OP) +Because Kojima is a cheeky dweeb and with games he's allowed to get away with sillier stuff that you would be mocked in the film industry for doing like Norman Reedus punching the camera if you look at his dick and then shotgunning an entire can of Monster. +--- 635120632 +>>635117110 (OP) +>>635117192 +He could make a game like tell tell games or hea y rain or that quick time events the game like azuras warth. They are just movie games. +--- 635120678 +>>635117110 (OP) +Anyone meet kojima in real life how was it like? +--- 635122045 +>>635117110 (OP) +A lot of devs got their knees broken by Microsoft legbreakers around the PS3-PS4 era. +>Don't rock the boat, don't use the gyro, keep making moviegames with the inferior right analog stick so that we can sell cover based shooters on our console. Our controller limitations are the limitations you will be working under forever. +The psychological trauma of being dominated by American companies yet again broke a lot of Japanese devs spiritually. +--- 635122435 +>>635117110 (OP) +His games arent moviegames. They actually have really solid gameplay. +Its kind of sad that he does want to be a normal director though. I dont think he would even be very good at it because games like mgs4 and death stranding has horribly drawn out cutscenes and the signature tone deafness of kojima might be a little jarring in a movie. +Also video games and books are the main sources of media that i consume im not really a big movie dude. +--- 635122671 +>>635117110 (OP) +He doesn't know how to make a movie, or even write a screenplay. +--- 635122750 +>>635122435 +>They actually have really solid gameplay. +Not since MGS on the ps1. +--- 635122823 +>>635117192 +Wrong. He said specifically video games let him get camera angles that movies don't. That's it. Why bother to switch when he's perfected this art? +Except the death stranding endgame was the worst ever.. +--- 635122936 +For a man that gets meme'd in to being le movie games man it's pretty funny he's one of the only AAA devs left that actually leans in on selling the unique interactive element of video games. diff --git a/v/635117313.txt b/v/635117313.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..32058700b982d2026c978143adfdfff643892cc9 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635117313.txt @@ -0,0 +1,49 @@ +----- +--- 635117313 +Can I play this if I haven't played any other Ace Attorney game? +--- 635117334 +yes but you shouldn't +--- 635117445 +Why not just play the Phoenix Wright games first? They're awesome. +You got an itch for a Meiji period good visual novel or something? +--- 635117451 +Yes and you should. +The only reason not to is that it makes the others even more of a slog to play through. +--- 635117485 +>>635117334 +>>635117445 +I played the first one and dropped it after case 2 + +yes I know I'm a faggot sorry I just lost interest I didn't care about le samurai show at all +--- 635117523 +>>635117313 (OP) +It's self contained so you could if you wanted to. +You'll miss the long running in-jokes however and that's pretty much it. + +>>635117485 +You're probably going to drop this one too then. Especially since the first game is slow as fuck +--- 635117565 +>>635117451 +>it makes the others even more of a slog to play through +How? +--- 635117832 +>>635117313 (OP) +Yeah, but it's better if you play the others first, since this one is much better, then you can see how the franchise starts strong and then went downhill to then go back up again with this kino duology. +--- 635117917 +>>635117313 (OP) +IDK do you have hands you absolute fucking re tard +--- 635120457 +>>635117485 +Pick it back up the last case is kino +--- 635120586 +>>635120457 +I'd have to replay it all over again since I lost my save file on my old computer +--- 635120887 +>>635120586 +If you're on pc just grab a complete save from somewhere. You can start any case in the game fresh on a complete save file. +--- 635120940 +>>635120887 +I see, I may try that then +--- 635121693 +>>635120887 +but then he won't get to see the cool thing that happens the first time you get 1-4's ending diff --git a/v/635117354.txt b/v/635117354.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..e720c1d9fab18c047f113ad2e219a60995da58f9 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635117354.txt @@ -0,0 +1,159 @@ +----- +--- 635117354 +Please post em. +--- 635117439 +You wouldn't have sex with a male robot right anons? +--- 635117643 +>>635117439 +All cute boys deserve love no matter the species. +--- 635118994 +>>635117354 (OP) +Men shouldn't be cute +--- 635119197 +>>635118994 +all men should be cute and all women should kill themselves +--- 635119492 +>>635118994 +Why? Because it makes balding neckbeards from Reddit and bara faggots upset? +--- 635119701 +What the FUCK I was just about to make this thread! +--- 635119865 +>>635119701 +Haha you're too late! Now for punishment, you need to have gay sex right now! +--- 635120101 +>>635119865 +Sex? With another boy? Why anon, I thought you'd never ask! +there's nothing that gets me needier than a boy laying down on his tummy +--- 635120381 +I jacked off to boys twice tonight +--- 635120489 +>>635120101 +Now do it right now! It's supposed to be a punishment! +I know, right? +>>635120381 +Very based. +--- 635120530 +good thread +--- 635120659 +Is it normal to feel very angry when a cute boy won't let himself be gay? Not even bisexual? It's not fair, women don't deserve beautiful men... +>>635120489 +Can you really call it a punishment when I'll be enjoying it more than you will? +--- 635120803 +>>635120381 +Same, I went out of my way to find a big dicked twink stroking while moaning so I think I'm just gay now +--- 635120996 +>>635120659 +It is completely normal, women are demons and it's a shame normalfags don't realize that boys are made for boys and girls are made for girls, straight love doesn't really exist, only lust +--- 635121201 +>>635120803 +And you are not gonna share it with us anon? +>>635120996 +This is what I've been saying for years! Homosexual love is worth so much more than heterosexuals just obeying their reproductive urges! But it's better if normalfags don't realize it, they would ruin homosexuality +>>635117439 +Who's this? +--- 635121274 +>>635121201 +Cute feet +--- 635121306 +>>635120659 +No need to be angry... All cute boys in media are other openly gay/bi or secretly gay/bi. There are no exceptions. + +Nooo you're supposed to be disgusted and embarrassed with this punishment. Now bend over. +>>635120530 +I agree. +--- 635121372 +>>635121201 +>Who's this? +Elpizo from Mega Man Zero X2 +--- 635121442 +'mori postin +--- 635121568 +>>635117439 +>megaman bots +idk why i think magic man is cute but always have, underrated bot +--- 635121591 +>>635121306 +You might be right, there's nothing more beautiful than the unspoken sexual tension between two secret gay vidya boys +Funny, I was sure you'd be a bottom... Now I'm sure I'll be enjoying this more than you +>>635121372 +>megaman +that explains it +--- 635121632 +Going to start my day off with cumming to fat dicks and femboy moans +--- 635121885 +>>635121442 +'asil +>>635121591 +>You might be right, there's nothing more beautiful than the unspoken sexual tension between two secret gay vidya boys +Probably why I liked Danganronpa V3 so much, despite all its problems. +>Funny, I was sure you'd be a bottom... Now I'm sure I'll be enjoying this more than you +Boy butts sustain me... Also you're not supposed to be enjoying this! Now I won't go easy on you... +>>635121632 +Aaaaa I'm repooooosting +--- 635122025 +>>635121442 +'mori +--- 635122030 +>>635121885 +2 was the only good Danganronpa +You were planning in holding back? That's no good, I need you on your best behavior if you are going to be punishing me. Shall I start bothering you on purpose from now on? +--- 635122173 +Yep. It’s gamer time! +--- 635122191 +>>635122030 +>2 was the only good Danganronpa +Worst opinion I have ever heard in my life +2 had the worst cast, worst story, and the only good part was the strawberry fruit hell dimension chapter + +1 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3 >>> 2 +--- 635122395 +>>635122140 +--- 635122472 +>>635122025 +'el +>>635122030 +I love all Danganronpers. For me, I'd go with +>2>1=V3 +That's it, now I'm never gonna hold back. I'm going to punish you as hard as possible. This is what you deserve... +>>635122173 +Me in the back +>>635122191 +I think 2 had the better cast desu. And the fifth case is just as good as everyone says it is. +--- 635122661 +>>635122191 +Trash opinion, only somewhat saved by your slutty knee showing child +>>635122472 +Give me what I crave, I want to rejoice in your love until we both are completely wasted alongside one another +--- 635122884 +>>635122472 +>>635122661 +2 has only 3 good characters, Gundham, Komaeda and Fake Byakuya + +Chiako is the worst character in the entire series by far +--- 635122909 +I wanna frot IRL with a thick dick boy who chokes me and gives kisses +--- 635122981 +>>635122481 +--- 635123086 +>>635122909 +hey.... uh... my dick is pretty thick.. qdude95@protonmail.com +--- 635123102 +>>635122661 +Well since you're giving me what I crave, it's fair for me to repay the favour. Let us rejoice in this love punishment. +>>635122884 +Chiako is not that bad... Also there's Ibuki and Hajimeme. I like them too. +--- 635123280 +>>635122884 +I was listing every terrible V3 character but it'd be easier to list the couple good ones instead +Those retarded bears made me drop the game twice +>>635123102 +If sex with a boy is half as good as this flirting I'll become a sex slave +--- 635123327 +>>635122981 +W-what's he doing in there? +--- 635123330 +>>635118994 +Why? +--- 635123587 +>>635123327 +Playing a video game. Coop. diff --git a/v/635117750.txt b/v/635117750.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..9c943dc87e9ad3e36cb85c9a38b8613c83f550da --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635117750.txt @@ -0,0 +1,26 @@ +----- +--- 635117750 +What are some vidya to cheer me up? +thanks. +--- 635117792 +I don't get the appeal of Neps +--- 635117821 +>>635117750 (OP) +Blue Archive +--- 635117869 +>>635117792 +they live in literal video game utopia +>>635117821 +i want to cheer up not kms +--- 635120308 +>>635117750 (OP) +Final Fantasy 8 my good OP +--- 635122830 +>>635117750 (OP) +>A Hat in Time +>Gurumin +>LWA Chamber of Time +there is a trend here you can use to find more +--- 635123382 +>>635117869 +I miss plutia diff --git a/v/635117930.txt b/v/635117930.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..65d9fed2c99a8132411206d8ce6299c11dedd0f7 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635117930.txt @@ -0,0 +1,67 @@ +----- +--- 635117930 +Talk about the funny cat lady +--- 635118131 +>>635117930 (OP) +Reddit cat +--- 635118161 +>>635117930 (OP) +Why do zoomers like neco arc so much? sorry, the funny cat lady. +--- 635118219 +>>635117930 (OP) +Post offmodel shortstack neco and we'll see. +--- 635118304 +>>635117930 (OP) +4chan cat +--- 635118317 +>>635118161 +Because she is funny +--- 635118326 +>>635117930 (OP) +Twitter cat +--- 635118374 +>>635118317 +you haven't even read the VN. What's so funny about it. +--- 635118416 +>>635118374 +Still funny nonetheless. +--- 635118464 +>>635117930 (OP) +i try to mod her in as many games as i can +--- 635118469 +>>635118161 +sexo gato +--- 635118519 +>>635117930 (OP) +She's a cutie. +--- 635118538 +>>635118374 +>Reading VN +I refuse +She makes funny noises and its racist +I dont understand anything she says cuz japanese its just glorified gibberish but is funny +--- 635118558 +she cute +--- 635118582 +>>635117930 (OP) +she would be even funnier if she had big boobs +--- 635118648 +>>635118558 +--- 635118713 +>>635118648 +--- 635118910 +>>635118713 +I wuv it +--- 635118982 +>>635118910 +--- 635119174 +>>635118982 +She is fuckin everywhere, i need a booru exclusively for her +--- 635120792 +>>635117930 (OP) +I want to hug and kiss her. +--- 635121637 +>>635120792 +Not if i do it first +--- 635121756 +I love this stupid fucking cat. diff --git a/v/635118109.txt b/v/635118109.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..8bba276d2dcb76f3966cffd78ece9f7cd5737d38 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635118109.txt @@ -0,0 +1,299 @@ +----- +--- 635118109 +>limited ammo +>Limited saves +>Limited healing items +>Enemies respawn unless you use limited kerosene on them +>No idea which areas are important to clear +What the fuck were they thinking, how am i supposed to beat this +--- 635118139 +shouldnt it be called Evil Residents? +--- 635118176 +It's literally just the durability system from BOTW. absolute joke of them to do this. It needs to be remade to modern standards +--- 635118203 +>>635118109 (OP) +that's what makes it cool +--- 635118284 +>>635118139 +no because resident evil also works. the evil which resides in the state is the resident evil. just like here we have the resident elden ring shitters, the resident RE4R seethers and so on. +--- 635118314 +>>635118109 (OP) +bait but i'll bite. +>enemies respawn + +If you kill them twice, they stay down, or you score a headshot on a zombie, they're gone forever + +>no idea which areas are important +What are the red rooms on the map? +--- 635118497 +>>635118109 (OP) +>What the fuck were they thinking +Back in 1996: +"Gamers are not whiny bitches. They want to get challenged!" + +Back in 2002: +"Huh, that plan actually worked and printed tens of millions of dollars! Let's do EVEN BETTER version of the previous game to spook and challenge our fans even more! :^)" + +Meanwhile OP: (sucks dick) + +PS: If you start with the REmake and not the OG trilogy, you're an enormous fagget. Fitting for the OP. +--- 635118559 +>>635118109 (OP) +Shit game lmao +Imagine still using limited saves +--- 635118576 +>Limited everything + +Yeah, but I never heard of anyone having to restart the game because they'd completely ran out of resources and made it impossible. Somehow everyone manages to get through it on their first playthrough, which makes me think that the "survival" gameplay is really just an illusion, if a convincing one. +--- 635118639 +>>635118109 (OP) +>Limited saves +always hated that +--- 635118734 +>>635118639 +skill issue +--- 635118751 +>>635118497 +Games were only hard back then because if they weren't they could all be beaten in an hour. Pretending otherwise is literally cope +--- 635118894 +>>635118751 +>Games were only hard back then because if they weren't they could all be beaten in an hour. +1. And the problem with that is... ? +2. Even the "easy" modes were harder by default than modern "Hardcore" difficulties, because gamers were actual gamers that PLAYED VIDEO GAMES, rather than wasting time watching TikToks and social medializing. +3. We got tons of games that could be played for weeks, nonstop, that weren't exactly hard. + +Last but not least: +RE1 is not hard the slightest. Literal 9-year-old girls used to play and beat it on their own. +--- 635118940 +Please be a shitpost +--- 635119008 +>>635118497 +Cope and seethe nigger, everyone hates your outdated game and it gets over shadowed by the superior remakes +--- 635119060 +>>635118576 +It's just to make you FEEL the tension. They make you as the player feel threatened on the possibility of completion, same as how the characters are meant to feel threatened on survival. + +But just like how their peril is a designed circus act, so is yours. +It's brilliant, really. +--- 635119359 +>>635118894 +>Literal 9-year-old girls used to play and beat it on their own +That's every game. +--- 635119434 +>>635119359 +Shh. Let anon feel smart. +--- 635119437 +Itt: zoomers discovering survival horror genre +--- 635119513 +I was 10 year old when it released and managed to complete it fine. I do remember being shit scared initially, and would die on a few places, but once you knew what to do it took me maybe few days to complete. Half of those days were probably the tension stopping me. +--- 635119529 +>>635119060 +That’s basically it. +REmake is the only “classic” RE game I played but assuming it’s the as the original you start by conserving everything because you’re afraid of running out of resources and end up with more ammo, herbs, and ink ribbons than you know what to do with because you always feel like you COULD run out +--- 635119545 +>Wesker it is you! you're the Resident Evil 1 Remake! +--- 635119583 +>>635118639 +You are flooded with ink ribbons. By the end of the game I realised how liberal I could have with saving as I looked in the safe box for the last time. +--- 635119676 +Classic RE games are only "hard" the first time you play one, after that they are all pretty easy even if you play one that you have not played before. +--- 635119695 +>>635119529 +That's interesting. You make the player responsible for being "powered up" late game, through threatening them early, which also lets them enjoy a greater feeling of accomplishment. +--- 635119842 +>>635119676 +In that regard, it's obvious how the first game mostly set out to be Alone in the Dark. +It's an adventure game moreso than an action game. +--- 635119874 +>>635119676 +>>635119008 +>Cope and seethe nigger, everyone hates your outdated game and it gets over shadowed by the superior remakes + +Meanwhile in the real world, only 6% of Demake 2 players got this achievement because Demake 2 is casual pussy garbage +--- 635119961 +>>635119874 +>because Demake 2 is casual pussy garbage + +And attracts casual pussy garbage players +--- 635120230 +>>635119874 +They added Ghost Survivor stuff after the game released, people were already done with it. It's like RE4 adding Mercs, I haven't touched it since 100%'ing it the weekend it released. +--- 635120351 +>>635120230 +>They added Ghost Survivor stuff after the game released, people were already done with it. + +OH NO NO NO NO YOU JUST FELL FOR MY TRAP CARD, DEMAKETARD + +It came out a month after - Demake 2 lovers can't wait that long? Yeah right - now defend this pathetic number you retarded bitch. +--- 635120434 +>>635118109 (OP) +Learn to git gud baiter +--- 635120502 +>>635120351 +Why would I defend it? Seems like an honest % because I know for a fact you can't choose difficulty for 4th Survivor. +--- 635120519 +>>635119437 +oh no no no pffhaha +--- 635120520 +Devs should make limited resources more often, its great how they completely filter out zoomtards +--- 635120620 +>>635118109 (OP) +You use kerosene? +--- 635120645 +>>635118109 (OP) + +Only take down threats you can't easily run around. Try to bait enemies into corners and walls and swing around them once they're close. If you can't get around them there's no harm in exploring another way or ducking back to the previous room and trying again (enemies commonly lose their awareness of you if you do). Use kerosene + lighter to clear out enemies in thoroughfares such as connecting hallways or rooms adjacent to your nearest saves. You want the areas you most frequent to be free of hazards. If you have too much ammo and not enough healing items it's time to get trigger happy. If you have to much healing items and not enough ammo it's time to play risky and attempt to dodge more. If you find a zombie on its lonesome the shotgun is a great tool to remove them from play. Simple aim it up and wait until the last second when it's under the zombie's chin to almost always blow it's head clean off, it will never get back up. Don't clog your inventory, try to leave at least 3 or 4 slots open for pickups. If you've hit a new area it's not a bad idea to do a lap around the surrounding area and sweep up any loose items before using the save, try to make large 'chunks' of progress before you use a ribbon. Lastly, don't be afraid to hit reset if you've learned where the next set of required keys/locks was but felt you could have done it better (wasted less health and ammo). + +Good luck. +--- 635120672 +>>635120502 +>honest % + +Imagine coping this hard. + +The demakes are casual trash for casual trash players like yourself. + +The Dreamcast RE2's Nightmare mode is harder than any version of Demake 2, and now feel free to cope about your inferior game. +--- 635120684 +>>635120645 +Well, that just happened +--- 635120749 +>>635118751 +>back then +What do you think Resident Evil is, an arcade game from the 80s? +--- 635120754 +>>635118109 (OP) +>enter thread +>its the usualy mentally ill retards calling the games demakes and shitting on people for no genuine reason +yep +--- 635120787 +I think I'm too old for this board, I am finally free. +--- 635120832 +>>635120620 +No i havent found a lighter or matches or whatever yet +--- 635120852 +>>635120787 +You are never too old for this board. +--- 635120858 +>>enter thread +>>its the usualy mentally ill retards calling the games demakes and shitting on people for no genuine reason +>yep +--- 635120891 +>>635120754 +>its the usualy mentally ill retards shitting on people for no genuine reason +But enough about Twitter. +--- 635120986 +>>635120684 +?? +--- 635121067 +>>635120891 +well they are from twitter alright. +--- 635121104 +>>635119008 +...you mean the remakes that feature everything OP is complaining about? +>>635119874 +If you believe RE2 Remake is easier than RE2 PS1, you're out of your mind or the last time your played the original was 20 years ago. +--- 635121163 +>>635118109 (OP) +I beat this last month. +If you picked the middle difficulty (hiking), that's actually the easy mode. In that mode I killed most enemies with my gun. Didn't have to juke them or stab them. +--- 635121168 +>>635118109 (OP) +Based. +--- 635121308 +>>635121104 +>>If you believe RE2 Remake is easier than RE2 PS1, you're out of your mind or the last time your played the original was 20 years ago. + +Nightmare mode Claire B, cope and seethe demake nigger. + +>nooooo but dats additional content in a rerelase + +Kind of like Ghost Survivors being the only difficult part of Demake 2 + +And if we're talking purely content from the original then, Tofu in the original is harder than Demake 2 Tofu, which is just a run into niggas and self defense knife them simulator. +--- 635121520 +>>635118497 +Re1 REmake is the best remake of all time though. +--- 635121540 +>>635118109 (OP) +It's a survival horror game and inventory/resource management is the survival part. +--- 635121621 +Do non burnt zombies even become Crimson Heads in the original? I don't remember it being difficult. +--- 635121636 +>>635121540 +They should add a drink and piss mechanic. +Would love to see Jill take a piss. +--- 635121701 +>>635121621 +Crimson heads isn't a thing in the original. But OPs image is from the remake. +--- 635121730 +>>635118109 (OP) +Not based +--- 635121905 +>>635121308 +meds +--- 635122004 +>>635118576 +The only time I ever had to restart an RE game for lack of resources was the first time I played Hardcore on RE2 remake and had like 5 less bullets than I needed for the first birkin boss +--- 635122201 +>>635121905 +Stop coping so hard, demake lover +--- 635122437 +>>635119874 +>>635120351 +>>635120672 +>>635121308 +>Gets shit on in his own thread for being a contrarian Zoomer larping as a 30 year old +>Move to another thread to shit it up +>Get shit on in yet another thread and still don't take meds +You are the most pathetic person on this board right now +--- 635122504 +>>635122437 +>>Gets shit on in his own thread + +Except no Demake fan offered up any argument except pure weapons grade copium. +--- 635122643 +>>635122504 +You haven't offered any argument besides using le edgy words and saying it's easy +--- 635122685 +>>635122643 +I've given you the numbers, bitch. + +Demake 2 fans are casual faggots. They can't finish Hunk or Ghost Survivors. +--- 635122790 +>>635122685 +>Just finishing a game's campaign and not playing the extras makes you a casual +keep telling yourself that +--- 635122860 +>>635122790 +>>Just finishing a game's campaign and not playing the extras makes you a casual + +Literally yes, particularly if the games hardest content is those extra modes. + +Only maybe Hardcore Leon gets close to something approximating difficulty, because they give him an extra licker encounter for some reason, the ladder breaking and the flame rounds are better overall. +--- 635122906 +>>635122685 +>I've given you the numbers, bitch. +All you said is that less people finished Ghost Surviors (which came out after the main game) and the 4th Survivor (which is an extra mode most people didn't care about). That doesn't actually prove anything other than most people just play the main story of a game and then go play something else instead of spending hours on extras and DLC they aren't interested in. +--- 635122995 +>>635122201 +the only thing i love is fucking your mom while you sit on 4chan. +--- 635123031 +>>635122906 +>All you said is that less people finished Ghost Surviors (which came out after the main game) and the 4th Survivor (which is an extra mode most people didn't care about). That doesn't actually prove anything other than most people just play the main story of a game and then go play something else instead of spending hours on extras and DLC they aren't interested in. + +And how is that not a casual? +--- 635123235 +>>635123031 +tell me mr.hardcore gamer, how are you not a casual? +--- 635123314 +>>635123235 +I played the original RE2. +--- 635123547 +>>635123314 +cool i did too.. so? +--- 635123643 +>>635118109 (OP) +>op +>limited brains +I figured that shit out 20 years ago. Stop being retarded. diff --git a/v/635118273.txt b/v/635118273.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..6551323699c6517a986a4c61f2629a4496df3bf9 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635118273.txt @@ -0,0 +1,100 @@ +----- +--- 635118273 +Has anybody bothered trying to fix up Barkley 2? +So far I've gotten a copy of Gamemaker Studio 1.4.9999 and cracked it with a goldberg crack. + +Then I removed some GMLive stuff from the actual Barkley2.gmx project to get it to compile. +But has anybody else worked on this? For example, disabling aiming while you're using dwarfNET and such. +--- 635118591 +I wanted to link to my old thread from a few days ago but b4k is down. +This is brain city, there's a room where you can go in and enter "Oligarchy Online", a VR-type dwarfNET type thing that I didn't figure out yet. + +There's also the dark drakers +--- 635118678 +>>635118591 +Alright, I guess it works. I checked the maps manually and there's quite a lot to it. +--- 635118746 +>>635118678 +What the fuck +--- 635118820 +>>635118746 +Man, this fuckhole really is everywhere. +--- 635118967 +>>635118820 +I somehow got into chatroulette, which I don't think is a part of anarchy online but eh. +--- 635119101 +Bump for great interest +--- 635119202 +To get into AA you have to talk to Cosette here. You can buy 3 plans. +1: Hourly +2: Pay-as-you-go +3: Unlimited +Unlimited is 99 neuro shekels so I don't see why you wouldn't pick that one. +--- 635119509 +Finally found the fucker. Disabling his script and recompiling the game right now. +--- 635119913 +cool effort but you can tell how fake this is by multiple aspects, mostly how tryhard it is +please go on +--- 635120113 +>>635119913 +What do you mean by fake? As in that they just made a bunch of other rooms quickly so that it seems like they didn't waste people's money? +--- 635120262 +AYY +Our good friend the truckpump is here! +--- 635120393 +also b4k is back up, here's my old thread +https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/634950961 +--- 635120492 +>>635120262 +Oh shit, there's MULTIPLE books by the truckpump. I thought it was just one. +--- 635121082 +>>635120492 +La creatividad +--- 635121273 +How did tog get so much yet nothing at all done in, what, 8 years they spent developing this game? Tried the demo when it came out, that barkley sense of humor's there but it's just a gatdam mess gameplay wise. Great thread btw, never bothered to check out the assets myself +--- 635121419 +>>635121273 +I honestly don't understand either. The assets are there, but the code is a giant pile of spaghetti shit. +I'm sure someone could partially finish it, as there's just a few areas missing, add some enemy spawnpoints to the areas that are missing, and you'd get around 60% of the game done. + +Also I'm trying to port it over to gamemaker 2 as 1.4.9999 keeps crashing and freezing up, but some asset just makes the import/conversion crash, and I don't know which one it is. +--- 635121939 +>>635120262 +>>635120492 +I need to see these new truckpumps in full. They get me high +--- 635122249 +>>635121939 +Hold on, I'll try to extract the text and put it on pastebin. +--- 635122432 +>>635122249 +God bless +--- 635122827 +>>635122432 +https://pastebin.com/aYcy2JVb + +Here you go, all 4 "books" by Truckpump from Barkley 2. + +"Books about vidcons? Awesome!!! I hope they've got strategy guides! +I... I don't ever want to leave... but I've got bigger fish to fry today than vidcons. I'll come back later. +It looks like these books are about vidcons... I LOVE vidcons, but I RESPECT rules. If I wanna check out these books, I should talk to a librarian about getting a library card." +--- 635123050 +This snowy area, albeit unfinished, is beautiful. +--- 635123068 +>>635121419 +Sucks. From what i've read i doubt gz or lazrool or whoever else was still working on this until the cancellation would be down to help either +--- 635123165 +>>635122827 +I love fresh pasta. Cheers. I really do hope someone fixes up Barkley 2, but it would be quite a commitment to piece it together and would require an actual creative direction to put it all together and write what's missing while still being faithful to the tone and humor, I'd reckon. +--- 635123371 +>>635123068 +paperjack was the last dev left, and yeah I doubt any of them would ever want to touch this. It's a shame. + +>>635123165 +I fully agree, but it would also require programmers to untangle this mess. I think that's the first step. + +Maybe some mad lad out there would go and recreate the TNN portion of Barkley 2 using the existing assets and then things could go on from there +--- 635123550 +Also sorry for playing with the CRT filter on, it just looks better somehow. +--- 635123562 +>>635119913 +Bro, tales of games uploaded the last build themselves before giving up on the project diff --git a/v/635118283.txt b/v/635118283.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..24e6e1cf96a8a70d8253f58f5647a42e26465709 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635118283.txt @@ -0,0 +1,172 @@ +----- +--- 635118283 +The state of the industry where we're waiting 6+ years and watching devs spend $150 million, needing to sell 7 million copies to be "successful" is an absolute joke. People are going to die before their favourite series concludes at this point. +--- 635118426 +>>635118283 (OP) +>People are going to die before their favourite series concludes at this point. +better to not see what your favourite series turns in to with these modern Devs anyway +--- 635118428 +Companies just need to downsize and invest significantly less in their games. If the last 10 years is anything to go buy you can literally shovel shit into the faces of the goyim and they will happily eat it up. The industry simply needs to put in less effort and it will be fine. +--- 635118535 +>>635118428 +they already put in almost zero effort, they just use shitloads of money +--- 635118572 +It's not our problem that they're so stupid as to do that though. I don't need or want games to cost 150+ mil (which is mostly used on bullshit marketing shit anyway and not the game itself) or take 6+ years to make. + +Maybe spend less time on it, spend more money on the game itself, stop adding needless "woke" bullshit, stop forcibly adding in diversity characters that are nothing but a blank slate of nothingness, stop trying to get everyone to gambling on loot boxes or adding insanely over priced skins that were made in 10 minutes by some intern. And so on. + +Maybe they should just make a good game, no bullshit, in a year or twos time, then that's it. Is that really so hard? +--- 635118956 +>>635118283 (OP) +No shit, people have been talking about the AAA model being unsustainable for like a decade now. + +The problem I see now is getting the industry out of the hole they dug themselves into. Sure, we can go back to making smaller and tighter games. Lord knows I want as much. But good luck breaking it to the casual masses that games aren't gonna have 16k gigaflop grafics and 50 billion hours of mocapped cutscenes. None of these companies want to be the one to take that first shot. + +In that regard Nintendo was way ahead of the curve when they effectively pulled out of the console race in 2007 with the Wii. +--- 635119230 +>>635118572 +I agree. I think the problem is the creatives are actually given too much freedom and the games bloat from everyone sitting around going "hey you know what would be a cool idea to add..." + +There's a reason that games that have a good director, solid vision and appropriate budget that necessitates a controlled scope and freedom within that framework end up being celebrated. +--- 635119316 +>>635118428 +This most the people involved dont even do anything, the dev teams are bloated with lazy shitters +--- 635119608 +>>635118283 (OP) + +That's what most sane people have been saying for a long time now. Don't blame the consumer when you choose to make this garbage and then spend another 80million on marketing. + +Visual fidelity at 360 level but with a modern resolution. That's enough. Now make a fun game. +--- 635119710 +>>635118283 (OP) +>People are going to die before their favourite series concludes at this point. +You say that as if it's a bad thing +t. Silent Hill and Metal Gear fag +--- 635120346 +>>635118283 (OP) +The problem is gamers (and the general public) are complete faggots and shit over anything that isn't rocking cutting-edge graphics while also being a gazillion hours long. Doesn't matter if it's generic goyslop designed by committee: it just needs to look pretty and be a time sink. +Back in the day (up until the early PS3 days, I guess), there used to be all kinds of janky shit that was creative and took risks. Hell, even GTA 3 looked like shite at the time and was janky as hell, so much so that Microsoft passed on it. But now even people have fucking tantrums over puddles. So, you've got 500 people all working for a studio making sure that strands of hair move individually and yet none of them have been able to make a game more fun than Super Hexagon. +--- 635121954 +>>635118283 (OP) +>Shawn Layden +But i mean he's the very guy who lead Sony into that trajectory in the first place. I remember him stated that Sony would focus on big AAA games first and foremost before he quit. +--- 635122039 +>>635121954 +yeah the dude is a tard. his future for playstation was single player AAA games. in other words, playstation has no recurring revenue outside of shilling ps+ +--- 635122070 +>>635118283 (OP) +No one one said he was wrong. 5-10 years for a video game is crazy. +--- 635122157 +>>635118283 (OP) +Giff +>good art +>good music +>good story +>basic, satisfying gameplay +And you will sell gorillions. Ez +--- 635122213 +Yeah, no shit, you need to be blind not to see it. They should focus more on AA title and small titles overall, who only need 2-3 years to be made, instead of shit that need half a decade and use the latest gay graphic and the gameplay is garbage +--- 635122215 +Why not just make more 15-20 hour linear games with fun gameplay rather than 50-100 hour open world games where you do same stuff over and over? It works for Resident Evil. +--- 635122252 +>>635122070 +seems to be studio problem not a AAA problem. for example, Capcom can crank out AAA games in 3-4 years thanks to RE Engine. But Microsoft takes a decade to make Halo Infinite or similar quality games because their game dev process and engine is flawed. +--- 635122292 +Theres a leaked email from the Nintendo hack where Iwata said the same thing back in like 2005 or something. So even back then people in the industry were concerned about it yet they did nothing to stop it from happening. +--- 635122350 +>>635122292 +this wasn't even a "leak" thing. back in 2006 nintendo didn't go with hd graphics because AAA was too expensive but more importantly the STAFF MANAGEMENT required. AAA games are a global effort now, it cant be just nips in a crunch room. +--- 635122464 +>>635122252 +RE4R took 5 years, so did RE8. +--- 635122526 +>>635122464 +RE8 was a complete mess, they blamed it on COVID but there's so much wrong with that game. It needed at the least a year or two more in development. +--- 635122563 +>>635118283 (OP) +>create marketing campaigns around better graphics +>have game engines that push better graphics +>better graphics cost more because there is a way bgger pipeline (mocap, photo rendering, Super HD images for textures, Lighting, Shadows in real time, Reflections in real time on every shiny surface) +And this all comes before you even start building your world. +The worst part is we got LESS games than ever before and most of them are supposed to be EPIC NARRATIVES. +The other option is to deal with every indie dev that wants to make a Deck building rogue lite. +--- 635122593 +>>635122464 +RE8 took 3 1/2 and mainly because they were implementing VR. +RE4R took 2 years. +--- 635122650 +>>635118283 (OP) +I definitely agree with him that it's not sustainable. Unfortunately, the solution already exists and it's called mobile gaming. Mobile games make a lot more money than console games and take a lot less time to make. +If it were up to me I would say stop making HD games and go back to PS2 style game graphics and $50 games, but that wouldn't make any money. +--- 635122670 +>>635120346 + +How do you explain things like Hi-Fi Rush? + +>Super Hexagon +You are a man of culture. +--- 635122694 +>>635122563 +I think the constant calls for remakes and reboots has fucked this generation pretty bad too. +--- 635122890 +>>635118428 +Huge mega projects scale way more favourably with CEO, producer, director, or even lead bonuses. +A particularly strong quarter or fiscal year also scales favourably with sverance packages such as golden parachutes complete with insurances and pensions and everything. + +With modern corpo cultures and modern capitalism. Everyone with the most decision power are incentivized to push for and maintain these unsustainable business models. Because it's what benefits them the most personally. And even if some odd one out fellow was to argue against his own interests by fighting to change things. It wouldn't be enough because there is no way the others in the chain too would fight against their own interests. + +AAA projects being unsustainable is nowhere near enough to kill AAA projects. The above is far from even everything that secures the longevity of AAA shit. +AAA projects really have to become unsustainable to the point that it becomes nigh impossible to conduct business at all. And it needs to be equally unsustainable across the industry. Because otherwise if one AAA corp falls under the weight of AAA, the people in charge can always just jump to the next AAA (and maybe even run away with personal profits even if the projects they were in charge of were total busts). And then they just start over again. +It needs to be equally impossible to conduct business wherever they could flee as well. +--- 635122953 +>>635118956 +The casual masses never should have got into video games. +--- 635122963 +>>635122650 + +I think 3DRealms has something good with their Realmsdeep event with a bunch of weirdo indie games. + +Compound Fracture, Labyrinth of the Demon King, Cultic. All on my wishlist. + +Enjoyed Ion Fury and probably going to buy Phantom Fury too. +--- 635122984 +>>635122464 +>RE4R took 5 years +lolwut nigger its a remake and literally copypaste most of the shit from re2/re3. +--- 635123037 +>>635118956 +nintendo was smart, they saw the writing on the wall and knew it was corporate suicide. +But too many suits can only retardedly chase short term gain to not fuck themselves up in the ass later when the well dries +--- 635123042 +>>635122593 +RE8: +>Resident Evil Village was in development for approximately three and a half years before its announcement in June 2020. +>Capcom asked the Resident Evil team to start development on August 8, 2016, while Resident Evil 7 was still about a half a year from release, according to director Morimasa Sato. +RE4R: +>Development of the remake reportedly began around 2018, led by the studio M-Two. Capcom brought the development in-house in early 2021, led by the Division 1 team, with many staff members who worked on the 2019 remake of Resident Evil 2 returning for Resident Evil 4. +--- 635123127 +>>635122984 +Yes, and it still took 5 years. +--- 635123137 +>>635123042 +Re8 had all that time and still turned out the way it did? +--- 635123174 +>>635122563 +also, the pipeline is so big and there are so many people working on it that you kinda HAVE TO do the lowest common denominator slop to even hope to make the budget back. +it is simply impossible to inject soul into a tripleA game because even the best programmers work will be muddled by an outsourced codemonkey that implemented it badly +--- 635123256 +>>635122464 +I doubt re4make was in full production before 2make was even released. +--- 635123332 +The advertising space is also completely saturated with AAA with their insane marketing budget. +--- 635123489 +>>635118283 (OP) +Of course he was right. 2 things should change for me, when you do one of these major developments e.g. Last of us 2 for example, just make a follow up sequel within 2-3 years on the same engine with most of the same assets. Resident Evil 2/3/4 Remake was released within 4 years. Secondly stop making all these games bloated messes, make smaller and more often. +--- 635123580 +>>635122694 +Remakes are fucking easy.though +>Popular thing from the past +> dont need to design by committee +> if you make changes can just say " we wanted to expand that part" +Think of how quickly Capcom is putting out Remakes compared to other games they make. +We have had what? 3-4 remakes of RE in the time Village came out? diff --git a/v/635118315.txt b/v/635118315.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..6ab8b242665f777daa38db9e3d65e298d2f43148 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635118315.txt @@ -0,0 +1,107 @@ +----- +--- 635118315 +So, did they fuck? +--- 635118350 +>>635118315 (OP) +Yes, with me. +--- 635118361 +>>635118315 (OP) +stop fucking cats +--- 635119051 +>stellar art +>gameplay sucks +why is vanillaware like this? +--- 635119224 +>>635119051 +None of their games have bad gameplay though. 13 Sentinels and GrimGrimoire are sure niche but they aren't bad, I finished OnceMore recently and it was really pleasant expirience, not amazing but I was hooked enough to start a Hell playthrough. Their action games have really good gameplay too. +--- 635119521 +>>635118315 (OP) +Is that what the font actually looks like? What a straight downgrade from the original. Why cant westoids into fonts anymore? +--- 635119532 +Is this game worth getting for the yuri? +--- 635119546 +>>635119224 +Vanillaware, please give me updated Muramasa on literally any other platform than the Vita, I wanna play the DLCs +Please................... +--- 635119620 +>>635119051 +they shouldve ported odin sphere or dragons crown instead +--- 635119810 +>>635119532 +Its not like they're constantly fucking or that they even mention it much. Just OP, a line with Lillet aggressively stating shes going to sleep on the couch if Amoretta doesnt listen to her, and that they live together after the game. Thats really it. +--- 635120008 +>>635119532 +Worth getting for necromancer mommy. +--- 635120069 +>>635119810 +Hey it's not like I need the couple getting married and raising children together for the whole game or anything. Not that I would object to a game like that. + +>>635120008 +Ew. She reminds me of the skeletal woman from Odin Sphere. Or was it the busty fairy? They go too far with these tiny waists sometimes. +--- 635120360 +>>635119546 +It's the only one left so hopefully we'll get it someday. Though, some stuff can be considered problematic by current standards. +--- 635120462 +>>635120360 +what is this game called? +--- 635120578 +>>635120462 +Muramasa Rebirth +--- 635121105 +>>635120578 +I care about good translation. Should I play the Vita or Wii release. I read that they redid the translation for the Vita release +--- 635121619 +why does vanillaware hate pc? +--- 635121675 +>>635121105 +Vita. Wii version was the fucked up one. +>>635121619 +It has nothing to do with them, they're developers not publisher. +--- 635122169 +>>635121105 +yes, the original on Wii had more formal language and honorifics, but the Vita one was colloquial in terms of plot and how the characters actually expressed themselves. surprisingly, this is how it should've sounded originally. +--- 635122626 +DRAGON'S CROWN AND MURAMASA ON PC ! +NOW ! +FFS VANILLAWARE WHAT IN THE GODDAMN HELL ARE YOU WAITING FOR ? +--- 635122873 +>>635122626 +Call it a meme, but Dragon's Crown on Switch would be ideal. Being able to take local or online co-op anywhere would be amazing. Obviously, this applies to steamdeck as well. +--- 635122917 +>>635119051 +The remake actually fixed the gameplay + +You can zoom out and speed up the timer +--- 635123027 +>>635121105 +The wii translation is so bad the plot is literally incomprehensible +--- 635123048 +>physical version came with artbook +Vanillaware is a dying breed +--- 635123054 +>>635122873 +Would be cool too, but I mostly want it on PC in order to play it online online without extra fees. +--- 635123143 +>>635122626 +>got Dragon's Crown Pro on release +>never got to play it online +Yeah, PC release would've been really nice. None of my friends are interested in this kind of game and while it's still fun solo it's just not the same expirience. +--- 635123158 +>>635121105 +The Wii translation is pretty poor, pic related is simply translated as +>Yoshiwara? That pathetic monk... +Now my Japanese is not nearly good enough to read anything but children's stories without a J-E dictionary in hand but you can clearly tell there's nuance missing in the translated sentence coming from the original: +>吉原だと…破戒坊主め女の股下にでめも隠れおったか +--- 635123172 +>>635118315 (OP) +what the fuck is the bitch on the right wearing? +--- 635123293 +>>635123172 +Not much +--- 635123531 +>>635123158 +Oops, I snuck a stray め in there, it should really be +>吉原だと…破戒坊主め女の股下にでも隠れおったか +--- 635123690 +>>635121105 +The only thing I liked about the Wii version is that they kept the Japanese names and didnt directly translate them. The story is incomprehensible since it leaves so much out. diff --git a/v/635118601.txt b/v/635118601.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..6b32ec39552999eb4593189cc491d4f689e1a7e2 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635118601.txt @@ -0,0 +1,109 @@ +----- +--- 635118601 +consolebros... +--- 635118708 +>>635118601 (OP) +Stadia's biggest issue is that it only worked as intended in a small number of cities around the US. Any person not from those cities had to struggle with lag, which was ridiculously bad if you were from a third world country. +--- 635118762 +>>635118601 (OP) +Stadia had a teraflop alright +--- 635118803 +>>635118601 (OP) +I honestly believe the stadia was just too soon. +I'd really like a rent-games service NOWADAYS because I hate all new games but would still like to try them out for a few hours to look at the graphics. Wouldn't pay more than 2 bucks for this experience though. +So the next Stadia will work just like TikTok worked even though the facebook predecessor failed +--- 635118842 +>>635118601 (OP) +you own everything you bought for any supported console, good boy. +--- 635118935 +>>635118803 +>onlive was too soon +>stadia was too soon +>...? +--- 635118942 +>>635118601 (OP) +It's flopped alright +--- 635118960 +>>635118842 +Until you try to install a game that's a 75MB stub that needs to download 200GB and it's been pulled. +--- 635119091 +>>635118935 +Yes games were good until around somewhere in 2010-2020. For me at least. I cared enough to download them for free off the internet once in a while. +Now I don't even want to spend the 100GB to download most new games for free, let alone PAY for them. +So a streaming service wouldn't be too bad. Let's be honest it's not like new games require skill where .5s of latency would matter a whole bunch. +--- 635119160 +>>635118708 +americabros ... +--- 635119263 +>>635119160 +That literally can't be the median, as we had 1gbit+ in 2020. Median means the middle of the speeds available, making 108mbit the highest available back then. That's impossible. If it was average, it'd still be skewed. +--- 635119268 +>>635118601 (OP) + Man redditors loved that thing. Not even shills, actual people were so desperate to jump on some new tech bandwagon. + Absolute insanity. +--- 635119276 +>>635119091 +500ms of lag feels like driving a car blind drunk +--- 635119345 +>>635119091 +modern goyslop aaa titles have tons of input lag anyways, cinematic walking and turning animations add tons of hidden latency, in addition to temporal AA and other temporal shading effects and now frame interpolation with DLSS 3. Latency will be the new cinematic kino. +--- 635119357 +>>635119263 + Median is what most people use, it trims outside results. + Please go back to school. +--- 635119550 +>>635119357 +Median is literally the middle of the entire data set. The likelihood of the chart is that it was only among Stadia users, as there were only 10 of those in the USA. Average is where you add up the total and divide by the samples to get what "most people use." 54 sounds about right for the average, as rural areas are stuck on satellite or worse, but that's their fault for living in the middle of nowhere. +--- 635119560 +>>635119263 +median is not mean. if 49% of people are on gigabit fiber and 51% of people are on 10mbit garbage adsl, the median speed is 10mbit. +--- 635119590 +>>635118601 (OP) +>what's our market +>poor people who can't afford a new console constantly or upgrading a pc +Literally retarded to try and make this business model work from outside of an established game developer or console maker. +It's the lay away model for retards who don't understand that they lose their "system" when they stop paying. It's leasing cars if you didn't have to pay for gas and instead paid 1% of the entire price every month. +>$10 a month +>netflix level distribution and service while actually needing to process inputs by the user +Untenable. +--- 635119675 +>>635119560 +It doesn't matter how many people use it. It's just the values that matter for the median. The median for 10mbit and gigabit is 505mbit. That's it. The number of samples is irrelevant. +--- 635120698 +>>635119675 +oh dear. I'm sorry about your learning difficulties. +--- 635120862 +>>635120698 +I'm sorry you need to outright lie to support your anti-USA faggotry. +--- 635121132 +>we'll be the heckin netflix of games +>want to play a game? 60 dollarydoos plus tip +lmao what retards +--- 635121754 +>>635119160 +>1707 flag for the UK +Alright then. +--- 635122390 +>>635119675 +>It doesn't matter how many people use it. It's just the values that matter for the median. +burger education +--- 635122528 +>>635118803 +>Wouldn't pay more than 2 bucks for this experience though. +So you don't understand how stadia worked. It was not a rental service. You paid your games full price and paid a subscription if you wanted 4K or monthly games. +--- 635122557 +>>635118601 (OP) +>he did it again +Hell yeah, motherfuckers. +--- 635122684 +>>635118601 (OP) +>muh teraflops +>console was a terrible flop +What did they mean by this? +--- 635123040 +>>635121132 +I like to think somone knew from the start this was a horrible idea, but went along with it cause they were getting paid anyway, and for shits and giggles see if they could get away with this just to show how out of touch the higher ups making the decisions were. +--- 635123283 +>>635122557 +is this what people talk about when they talk about white male privilege +this dude has single-handedly burnt billions of dollars across multiple companies but he still keeps getting hired at similar or better positions diff --git a/v/635118774.txt b/v/635118774.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..b77da2ef240fc27b21e876fef6b5a4715449c918 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635118774.txt @@ -0,0 +1,23 @@ +----- +--- 635118774 +If KI were to crossover with another fighting game series, which should it be? +--- 635119158 +Dong Dong Never Die +--- 635119491 +super cosplay war ultra +--- 635119561 +Little Fighter +--- 635119749 +my struggle to find someone to have sex with without paying them +multiple year long fighting game series +--- 635119841 +>>635118774 (OP) +Shaq Fu +--- 635120618 +>>635119561 +damn bro the website is still up for LF2 +--- 635120835 +Primal Rage +--- 635122040 +>>635120835 +WB ain't gonna do shit with that IP and most of the midway stuff that isn't mk sadly. I think the only thing that was resurrected was the cruisn series. diff --git a/v/635118793.txt b/v/635118793.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..6b04decb7227a31d0e2c2096ea492b97eebddbc6 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635118793.txt @@ -0,0 +1,53 @@ +----- +--- 635118793 +whos been playing deceive inc? +I think it's pretty neat in solo mode at least. +--- 635119905 +looks lik a cartoon deathloop +--- 635120138 +>>635118793 (OP) +I just checked it out and it looks vomit inducing +--- 635120274 +>>635118793 (OP) +Just realized it existed like 3 hours ago. +Gonna play it tomorrow, but I'm worried it's already been metagame'd to death already since it's a month old (plus beta). +--- 635120329 +>>635118793 (OP) +>Kill half the lobby and extract +>only get like half a level on the new battle pass stuff +I can't imagine how much of a slog this shit would be to grind, the stuff in it is pretty ugly so I won't be buying it +--- 635120486 +>>635120274 +I don't think there is, from what I've found out about it. +>>635120329 +Ehhhhhh, play it 'cuz you LIKE it. If you even care about the cosmetic stuff from the battle pass it'll apparently always be there and you can buy it anytime. which I appreciate, but it's a side thing. you bought the game to have fun, not to do chores. +--- 635120560 +>>635120486 +Yeah, I do kinda wish the update was a bit bigger, a new map would've been nice. The Heat system is a joke, does fuck all to prevent you from spychecking people +--- 635120660 +>>635118793 (OP) +>solo mode +As in you're the only player, or its FFA? +All the ad reels made it seem like it was FFA only, so solo mode in my mind is that it's single player +--- 635120849 +>>635120660 +y'know the 3v3v3v3 gimmick? That's team mode. Solo mode is everyone on their own. + +I don't think you can do team mode with randos either, it feels like you have to be REALLY tight-knit in it, and stick close together to not die. +--- 635121106 +>>635120660 +>As in you're the only player, or its FFA? +FFA, there is a trios team mode but the game feels more designed around playing solo. The one time I tried teams with friends it felt pretty janky, I haven't tried since the latest patch though where they've made some changes to the coop (everyone shares a pool of intel now, the stuff you use to open doors and access your perks. and you can now revive people multiple times, except they have less max health with each revive) +Oddly enough Hans who is arguably the weakest agent in the game feels oddly designed around playing in teams (blows peoples cover in an AOE, uses a shotgun, his ability locks people from using their ability in an area) +--- 635121526 +>>635118793 (OP) +post more sexy characters and I might consider it +--- 635121771 +>>635121526 +I think I want more people playing... +Most of the character designs are pretty good, some rub me the wrong way and feel like they needed a few more pass-throughs before being finalized. Some also look way better in alt costumes, like Ace here. +--- 635121907 +pretty good design here too. Very good villain vibes. +--- 635123484 +>>635121907 +4>2>9>8>7>6 diff --git a/v/635118871.txt b/v/635118871.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..b05048366c2a75955fcccc10adb558a2f623ff09 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635118871.txt @@ -0,0 +1,59 @@ +----- +--- 635118871 +You're rolling for her right? +--- 635119106 +I'm rolling for her belly button +--- 635119370 +nah, she isn't needed when I got Nahida/Kuki and her character didn't appeal to me +--- 635119456 +>>635118871 (OP) +Nope, already got c2 in 80 pulls and not using her because I dont have that fish whore girl +--- 635119524 +>>635118871 (OP) +i've had her since she came out, but i've been too lazy to build her +think that'll change soon +--- 635119596 +>>635118871 (OP) +I already did +Now waiting for Klee rerun +--- 635120115 +>Focalor's kit +>she just fucking kills you +--- 635120174 +>>635118871 (OP) +What the fuck does rolling mean? +I just masturbate to the porn. +--- 635120240 +>>635118871 (OP) +already did +her team will be inferior to my hyperbloom one but it will be nice to swap things every once in a while +--- 635120284 +>>635120115 +That damage boost better be insane for me to replace Xingqiu +--- 635120417 +>>635120115 +I regret skipping Sangonomiya Kokomi. +--- 635120429 +>>635119370 +Cookie Booty +--- 635120475 +>>635120417 +She willrerun on 3.8 +--- 635120505 +>>635120417 +you should +--- 635120708 +Who is your favorite 4*? +--- 635121535 +>>635120708 +fischl +--- 635121709 +>>635121535 +--- 635122190 +>>635118871 (OP) +--- 635122374 +>>635121535 +I love my chuuniwife +--- 635123087 +>>635120115 +Vision placeholder bros...what's our final argument on her not being the archon now... diff --git a/v/635118909.txt b/v/635118909.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..c52eb61cf5e0a2ba94856f2d64c623513443cefa --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635118909.txt @@ -0,0 +1,25 @@ +----- +--- 635118909 +Yen is such a cunt while Triss has been with you for the whole trilogy +--- 635119112 +>>635118909 (OP) +It's not a debate if you're a filthy secondary +The correct answer is ditching both manipulative hoes anyway +--- 635119520 +Whores both of them +--- 635120464 +the answer is ciri ! +--- 635121097 +>>635118909 (OP) + +Yen cares about Ciri; protecting her is a profound common goal she and Geralt have in common. Triss cares about Geralt, she wants him to retire and live just to fuck with her. + +Shani is just a good woman that cares about people and has no secret agenda or manipulative intentions. She is non toxic and, by extension, the natural choice for anyone that`s not Geralt. + +Granted that if you are not Geralt Ciri would also be an option... except Geralt would be her dad (your inlaw) and you don`t want that. You are never going to be good enough for his girl and god help you if you ever make her cry. +--- 635121583 +The best is Ves. +--- 635123065 +>>635121097 +>You are never going to be good enough for his girl +ciri and i are meant to be, geralt would accept that diff --git a/v/635118917.txt b/v/635118917.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..161db63fbb1ca2b4a05957d753f0ef1fefe4ec67 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635118917.txt @@ -0,0 +1,44 @@ +----- +--- 635118917 +Does /v/ care that it's coming out soon? +--- 635119054 +It's the only game I'm looking forward to this year, but I can't imagine /v/ caring much about it because nobody here has played GPM. +--- 635119724 +>coming-of-age story +>time loop shit +No thanks. +--- 635119729 +>>635118917 (OP) +No. It looks too cheap. Switch really held the game back too much. There are porn games that look visually better, or at least with more effort in them. It looks like a 15 year old re-release. + +My hope was Haruhi an the endless 8 idea when it was first revealed. Maybe I will illegally download it and try it. If it turns out to be less shit looking and less robotic with movement/gameplay then I will buy it. +--- 635119797 +>>635118917 (OP) +Dude is that Weezer? +--- 635120070 +>generic looking mc +>annoying main heroine +>two side love interest +>two extra dudes +--- 635120276 +>>635120070 +Really the issue is that you are not a faceless dude you can self insert, and like 10 side women to party with. +--- 635121451 +>>635118917 (OP) +>another basic bitch brainless menu turn based shit +Into the fucking trash it goes. +--- 635121512 +>>635118917 (OP) +another zanki zero +--- 635121812 +>>635118917 (OP) +The girl in the middle makes everyone look like side characters or just regular NPC's +--- 635122092 +>>635118917 (OP) +If you have to ask, then you already know the answer. +--- 635122109 +It's a shame the web novel isn't being translated. +https://loop8.marv.jp/novel/ +--- 635122925 +>>635122109 +It's sad the game is even getting a trannylation, given a major plot point is that America has been destroyed and English is a dead language nobody can speak. diff --git a/v/635118951.txt b/v/635118951.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..16eaef23a9c4d4a5422a1e415f0036adfe156a19 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635118951.txt @@ -0,0 +1,144 @@ +----- +--- 635118951 +>he isn't playing one of the most autistic city building and supply chain management games available +What's your excuse for not setting up a Volkswagon Beetle production line? +--- 635119110 +I'm not an autist. +--- 635119176 +>>635118951 (OP) +I want a mix of this and tropico to make comfy cash crop island economies +--- 635119195 +>>635119110 +Have you tried being one? +--- 635119514 +>>635119195 +Every time I considered trying out these autist games I quickly came to realize that putting so much effort and not seeing the results of my effort for the longest time is not for me. I'd rather play Settlers or something. +--- 635119636 +>>635119514 +That's fair, I approach these games like I did a playcity playmat as a kid, just watching everything go about is the fun for me +--- 635119948 +Europe uses games to condition it's populace to be good workers. +It's unironically spine chilling. +--- 635120056 +I started playing it recently and fuck me if there's not a lot to keep in mind +Probably my fault for going through like half the tutorials, then starting a new map on realistic difficulty and then nothing got built +But then I tried a regular difficulty one and it was a bit better. This feels like the kind of game where you actually want to plan your planned communities. Maybe it'd be good if you had a bunch of people playing a single save, each acting for each different part of the planning (infrastructure, economy/resource extraction, transport, etc). +--- 635120065 +>>635119948 +European culture conditions its populace to be fine with living in sardine cans. They love it so much they'll demand a suburb of single family homes be demolished for more bug hives +--- 635120091 +I don't like night time in the game also in realistic mode it took me an hour to figure out how to build shit. +--- 635120131 +>>635120056 +Yea Realistic mode is a bitch and I would stay away from that as a new player. It's my favorite way to play now that I know the game but it's easy to fuck yourself over and kill the population without the ability to buy stuff immediately as backup +--- 635120142 +>>635120065 +I'm just saying it's literally a video game about working +--- 635120198 +>>635120056 +>Maybe it'd be good if you had a bunch of people playing a single save, each acting for each different part of the planning (infrastructure, economy/resource extraction, transport, etc). +I was mulling something like this over as well, it would be interesting to have a zoom call with all your ministers and have everyone draw up plans in their department for a singular city +--- 635120470 +>>635120142 +If anything this game teaches you to run communities, you're not doing the manual jobs (that's more the purview of games like ETS/ATS, Mud Runner, other job simulators etc.) but acting as a mini-premier or minister. +>>635120198 +That'd be great, albeit a great way to have massive fallout with your friends. I'm imagining zoom struggle sessions and impromptu trials. +>when you're having your regularly scheduled zoom call to check output against your five year plan and your minister for agriculture starts hitting a button under his desk +--- 635120609 +>>635120470 +>Comrade Dmitri, your failure in proper residential planning has resulted in the death by freezing of over 5,000 residents +>do better next time +--- 635120736 +>>635119948 +Its the other way, europeans are good workers and educated enough to enjoy games that actually make you use your brain. + +Meanwhile America only conditions its populace to shoot things so they can go die in some zog war. +--- 635120745 +>>635120470 +I don't need a crane simulator teaching me about communities. +This is what I'm talking about with you euros being weird. Go be part of the community if you want to do that. A game doing that for you is... strange. +--- 635120820 +>>635120736 +The way I hear it your new germans are because you people aren't the good workers you claim to be. A new covenant was made with a new people. +--- 635120821 +>>635120745 +What about American games like The Sims, Simcity, etc.? are those weird? +--- 635120824 +>>635120745 +>crane simulator +I wish I could sit in the cranes by default but to get this view I have to do camera shenanigans +--- 635120926 +>>635120609 +>lmao hold on guys there's someone at the door probably my pizza arrived +>"MINISTER XX_WEED_SMOKER_XX, FOR YOUR NEGLIGENCE AND CRIMES AGAINST THE SOVIET UNION YOU HAVE BEEN SENTENCED TO SUMMARY EXECUTION" +>*BLAM* +--- 635120952 +>>635120820 +>The way I hear it your new Americans are because you people aren't the good workers you claim to be. A new covenant was made with a new people. +We can go tit for tat on that one lmao +--- 635120958 +>>635120821 +Yes, even more so than working simulators. +>>635120926 +He shouldn't have answered the door holding a spoon. +--- 635120975 +>>635118951 (OP) +>office work simulator +No fucking clue why NEETs refuse to work but then proceed to willingly spend half of their lives on this boring shit +--- 635121029 +>>635120952 +It doesn't offend me though, I know what I said upset you. +--- 635121057 +>>635120975 +>no clue why NEETs refuse to work and want to play video games +Bro they want to pay me in worthless paper that they're printing away to uselessness, video game go click +--- 635121153 +>>635120975 +because they're socially dysfunctional +--- 635121171 +>>635120975 +Think about it. +Here's my thought +>You don't have a set schedule, no 9-6 and 5 days a week +>No boss/supervisor telling you what to do +>No taking on projects that you don't like +--- 635121250 +>>635121171 +>no risk of actual failure +It's this. You types will spend 8 weeks preparing to get the mail. Someone might see you do something embarrassing so you have to plan for everything. +--- 635121337 +>>635121250 +>the only way to fail in life is while working for an employer +You're afraid of the social stigma of not having a job +--- 635121351 +>>635121029 +he didn't even try, you americans are just way too easy to upset anyway and you know it yourself, having to hurry with explanations that you infact aren't upset. + +Come on, cheer up, want to hear a joke? +>american goes to a barber +>says "take little off the top" +>gets circumcised +--- 635121408 +>>635121337 +I have a job lol. +>>635121351 +No, I'm just not upset. Why get upset on /v/? +--- 635121481 +>>635121351 +>assuming any american stays uncircumcised that long +>>635121408 +>I have a job lol. +I know, even if you could afford to not have a job you'd still be working because you're afraid of the social stigma that being unemployed brings. You're a hostage laughing at NEETs as if you don't have a gun to your head +--- 635121671 +>>635121481 +>you'd still be working because you're afraid of the social stigma that being unemployed brings +I'm on /v/ instead of being at work lol +--- 635121781 +>>635121671 +I'm on /v/ to discuss the video game I was playing on my 3rd year of self employment +--- 635121832 +>>635121781 +That's neat! +--- 635121883 +>>635121832 +Indeed! And kudos to all NEETs diff --git a/v/635119009.txt b/v/635119009.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..5f86586f78a0b37cbb3f8593ff70d1a38f79be1c --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635119009.txt @@ -0,0 +1,38 @@ +----- +--- 635119009 +>obsessed with tf2 when i was young +>played that shit everyday, in either casual and community servers +>had fun in both and enjoys just chatting with random people +>turned to community servers exclusively after the f2p mute causing no one to talk in casual +>slowly got bored as the old people slowly fades away and all that's left are discord zoomers who never talks in chat and reports you if you said anything offensive despite not even being in the conversation +>finally leaves after i got perma muted for 'vote abuse' in a server by a friendly griefer who got vote banned by me as he exclusively helps the other team and heals them +>havn't played the game since +>it had been years already, and i started to wanna play the game again +>maybe even appeal to the admins of that server to regain speech there, maybe not +it is worth it to play tf2 again in 2023?What had changed? +--- 635119242 +No, you shouldn’t. + +Valve screwed over the Artifact fanbase by cancelling the Artifact 2.0 beta without even allowing users to invite friends like they said they would in January 2021 and does not deserve your financial support for these gross consumer-unfriendly practices. +--- 635119909 +>>635119242 +Think your the only one who legit cared about Artifact bud +--- 635120002 +>>635119009 (OP) +Honestly for me personally its not, its filled with bots hackers and fucking furries to the brim. +Rarely do you have a decent game. +--- 635120414 +>>635119009 (OP) +I dunno man, you can get lucky or not with bots, personally I don't come across them that often where I live and people are really quick to kick them these days but I can't blame anyone for not wanting to deal with that shit +--- 635120876 +>>635119242 +what the muck is an artistic fart +--- 635121616 +>>635120414 +Problem is even with less bots, the cheating has been rampant and bypass VAC +--- 635121673 +>>635119242 +BASED +--- 635122608 +>>635121673 +cringe diff --git a/v/635119260.txt b/v/635119260.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..ea0edcc9e313bcc0b4b7cb4c8214ad3859614986 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635119260.txt @@ -0,0 +1,293 @@ +----- +--- 635119432 +who wanted this, unironically +--- 635119459 +>>635119260 (OP) +dear god is this real +--- 635119496 +Capcom has been nothing but garbage for the past decade and their designs are just getting uglier. +--- 635119671 +>>635119496 +when they worked with Ninja Theory to make DmC, I knew it was over for them +--- 635119846 +>>635119260 (OP) +A case study of how not to pander to the US. +--- 635119878 +>>635119496 +All REmakes, MH World and Rise have released in that decade. Add RE7 if you want. Whilst they've all been decent, they are definitely too attached to their core franchises. I would love to see some new IP's +--- 635119936 +Won't somebody think of the little Pacos???? +--- 635119941 +>>635119496 +it's not capcom as a whole, but rather SF that's gone to shit since 4 came out +--- 635119951 +>thinking I give a shit about Crapcum aka Crapslop in 2023 +lol, lmao +--- 635119972 +>>635119260 (OP) +POZCHAMP +--- 635120010 +It's funny because /v/ can't play fighting games because it requires having basic mechanical ability and not just parroting idpol 18 hours a day +--- 635120078 +>>635120010 +mega cope +>fighting games +>requires ability +oh no no no no +--- 635120170 +we're really gonna take the biggest bullshots possible to make Cammy and Chun look bad? +--- 635120269 +>>635119260 (OP) +>Diversity manager +Nippon is slowly being corrupted by the Israelites. +Only china can save us now +--- 635120291 +>>635120010 +anon, sf6 is just... ugly +this isn't a fgc vs non-fgc debate +it's really not even a capcom vs crapcom deal, or any culture war bullshit +the art style is bad +the characters look bad +no amount of updates, dlcs, rereleases, patches, gameplay changes and esports eceleb streams will ever fix this +the only thing that can fix sf6 is sf7 +--- 635120314 +>>635119260 (OP) +If they use the same character creation system for Dragons Dogma 2 I'm going to scream. +--- 635120383 +>>635120291 +lol +--- 635120392 +They made the announcer a sissy nigger. So it balances out. Sissify all black men. +--- 635120580 +>>635120170 +--- 635120691 +>>635119260 (OP) +but why are drag queens so heavily shilled? Like that freak in the image barely have a following but gets put in mainstream games and plastered all over the place +--- 635120932 +>>635120580 +>tekken had already started to achieve a pretty good deal of realism in T3 and t4 +>sf not only abandoned its amazing 2D sprites, but it also never embraced a proper realistic format, instead settling for the most uncanny valley imaginable 2.5D cartoonish style imaginable +why can't they go for an actual anime style like strive did at the very least? even kof looks better, this is abysmal +--- 635121015 +>>635119260 (OP) +Indeed +--- 635121031 +>>635119846 +>implying Crapcom didn't already write the book on how not to pander to mutts +--- 635121054 +>>635120691 +>but why are drag queens so heavily shilled? +ESG ratings +--- 635121094 +>>635120314 +It's literally the perfect character creator for DD2 retarded nigger +--- 635121138 +>>635120170 +This place will change their tune once SF6 sells 2 million first month alone. Easy 5 million first year guaranteed. +--- 635121207 +>>635120314 +The create system is great. Can make cuties very easily. Hair options are terrible tho +--- 635121228 +>>635121138 +What is that victory animation even supposed to be? +>I HAVE TO GO NOW, MY PLANET NEEDS ME +>jk look at my ass +--- 635121234 +>>635119260 (OP) +>on-rails "fighting" games +OHNONONO +--- 635121272 +>>635121228 +Yes +--- 635121285 +>>635121228 +she kicks the camera down +--- 635121295 +>>635119260 (OP) +>not Dragon Ball=moeshit +--- 635121318 +>>635121272 +That's literally man. Look at that face. That is a man. Why is Capcom so bad at designing female character models' faces holy shit +--- 635121342 +>>635121138 +yes its going to sell because they are marketing to the non-fighting game crowd with their open world single player mode, but those numbers will drop off after the first month once they realise they actually have to learn the game to compete against others +--- 635121362 +>>635121318 +What +--- 635121425 +>>635121318 +>troon larp +fecal worm infested brain working overtime, huh? +--- 635121428 +>>635119260 (OP) +They're just trying to appeal to Westerners and it's clearly working. +--- 635121551 +>>635121138 +i dont know about the retards that browse this place but the last good sf was iv and this game marks the death of capcom to me +--- 635121582 +>>635121138 +Once it hits 5 million they will start gaslighting 4chan just like they did when the Mario movie overperformed. +>um ackshually SF6 isn't woke +>um ackshually Luke is a straight aryan chad colonizing that prime Kimberly booty +>um ackshually everyone complaining were just Discord trannies false flagging +Calling it now. Screencap this. +--- 635121601 +These Character designs are fucking heinous +The only ones that are remotely decent looking are Juri, Cammy and Chun-li, but even then Chunners is the worst she's ever looked +--- 635121876 +>>635121138 +You think people who actually play SF care about how many units sold a year. Way to out yourself, secondary. +--- 635121967 +>>635119260 (OP) +You have a choice. + +You can buy the worst fucking Street Fighter game to ever come out. + +Or you can buy a flesh lite and fuck it 3 times then get bored and hide your shame away forever. +--- 635122054 +>>635121967 +I already bought SFV on release anon +--- 635122096 +Capgoons learned nothing from the DmC/LP3 flops +--- 635122135 +>>635121967 +>You can buy the worst fucking Street Fighter game to ever come out. +SF5 launch was the worst thing that ever happened to the franchise, and it survived, Street Fighter is immortal it'll legit never die +--- 635122179 +>>635121876 +The higher ups care. We likely won't get a sequel if SF6 underperforms. +--- 635122216 +>>635122135 +yeah. this can't fuck up that bad. +--- 635122229 +>>635122179 +so catering to trannies who dont even play fighting games, will save the franchise? +okay then +--- 635122230 +>>635121967 +>worst SF to ever come out +So 5 right? Mods are the only thing that salvages it. +--- 635122253 +>>635121094 +>>635121207 +I'm assuming it'll be a similar system, but hopefully graphics are better. SF4 models/graphics just look horrible. +--- 635122301 +>>635120932 +>like strive did at the very least? even kof looks better, this is abysmal +lmao both of those are turds, don't get so cocky now. +--- 635122305 +>>635122229 +have you seen the fgc? nothing but troons. +--- 635122414 +>>635120580 +>>635120580 +the moment i saw that few frames of janky facial animation in the first kimberly footage I knew it will be used endlessly by the disingenous snakes here as the quintessential cherry picking material. Btw that same animation was already shown to be fixed right after that footage + +not sure if people here are seriously this easily manipulated by cherry picking or you drones just pretend to be to create some artificial "general consensus". I assume it's 50:50 +--- 635122416 +>>635121031 +nu Capcom is literally doing what Inafune told them to do and was doing but instead of outsourcing mutt pandering to western studios they do exact same shit but inside their studios now lol.. +--- 635122419 +>>635122305 +The only trans player I know is Ceroblast and who I'm pretty sure is still banned. Other than that troons don't play fighting games. +--- 635122478 +>>635122419 +ricky ortiz trooned out +--- 635122485 +>>635122414 +>not sure if people here are seriously this easily manipulated by cherry picking +--- 635122527 +>>635122419 +American anime scene is full of troon players and its been like that for years now even before trannies moved to twitter. +--- 635122540 +>>635120691 +rightwingers made the mistake of pointing out the hypocrisy of troons erasing crossdressing in their crusade for social justice +Blackrock have reacted accordingly with drag story times. +--- 635122582 +>>635122414 +>not sure if people here are seriously this easily manipulated by cherry picking +94% of this website is people thinking they're smart by larping as retard while being retards on the process, the other 5% is actual mentally ill people and 1% is people trying to have a normal discussion about any theme +--- 635122595 +>>635122179 +Nigga this is a Live service game. I'm sure you're a ecelebfag. Have they not told you that fighting games suffer the most at player retention? Sales mean jack shit and your pic just proves how out of touch they are. +--- 635122598 +Manon best girl. +--- 635122647 +>>635120691 + +If they're hot they're hot. +--- 635122720 +>>635119260 (OP) +R E T V R N +--- 635122736 +>>635122414 +There are people who legitimately thought that footage of the Kimberly mod with the big lips was real +--- 635122739 +>>635122229 +>catering to trannies +They're catering to everyone who might spend money on the game. Americans, South Americans, Europeans, classic fans, 09ers, all kinds of niche subculture bullshit, fanservice of all kinds, redesigns for prudes, etc. It's all there at once. +You have woke characters like Kimberly, then you have degenerate gap moe bs like Juri. Cleavage is a no-go but basically every girl in the game is naked from the waist down with painted on tights and ass physics on every other normal. +You have a core fighting game with plenty of depth but also actual single player content that 5 lacked. They're trying to broaden the base by any means necessary. +--- 635122812 +>>635119260 (OP) +>Japanese +Tekken and SNK games are fine. This is specifically a Capcom issue. Buy Tekken 8 and Garou MotW2 instead of SF6 if you don't want to support pozzed fighting games. +--- 635122820 +>MAN anon +What's up with his name +--- 635122832 +>>635122414 + +You wrote a lot and said nothing. + +It's like you're some newfag from 2010. +--- 635122882 +>>635122812 +this +--- 635122956 +It's funny to see the double standards of you retards +>capcom makes good games like DMC 5, MH and REmakes, not like the west +>waaah SF6 doesn't count +--- 635122962 +>>635119260 (OP) +>japanese vidya made to appeal to americans +fixed +--- 635123007 +>>635122956 +90% of the people on this board are tortanic posters that don't play games +--- 635123060 +>>635119878 +REngine ruined Capcom games for the foreseeable future and MHRise had a terrible marketing choice to launch on Switch first +--- 635123107 +>>635119878 +so nothing but garbage, just like his post said +--- 635123113 +>>635123007 +>implying 90% of the people posting here were around when tortanic happened +--- 635123115 +>>635122595 +Capcom likes investor money. Investors want growth. SF6 needs to GROW. They can rely on a 7 year turn around like they did with 5. All of Capcom’s other titles are massive hits lately. Street Fighter needs to join the club. +--- 635123136 +>>635122956 +>DMC 5, MH and REmakes +all those games were shat on daily for a whole year, until they released and broke records, now everyone has move on to raid another game, notice how it's always the same images with the same posts +--- 635123170 +>>635122812 +>censored 8 +>garou doesn't even exist yet to know if it's pozzed +lol +--- 635123173 +>>635123115 +I'd bet money this is getting censored before the end of season 1 +--- 635123183 +>>635122598 +Easily. All the girls love her too +--- 635123184 +>>635123113 +yeah it's just easy to use it as a label, that's all +--- 635123532 +>>635123173 +Nothing is getting censored. Street Fighter has always had lewd angles. +--- 635123628 +>>635123173 +no, but I'm sure default costume will be banned for Combo Breaker and EVO thanks to Rick the Cuck O diff --git a/v/635119312.txt b/v/635119312.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..47499ac0eaeb94d2454500aa595145b99143c8f0 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635119312.txt @@ -0,0 +1,61 @@ +----- +--- 635119312 +>thinking other game have any chance again this behemoth +GOTY 2023 right here folks +--- 635119517 +>>635119312 (OP) +B-but Baldur's Gate 3 +--- 635119693 +>>635119312 (OP) +*ahem* +--- 635119997 +>>635119312 (OP) +if you think the main criticism won't be that it's a glorified DLC, you're deluded. FF16 gets goty this year. +--- 635120501 +>Fuga Melodies of Steel 2 releases one day before because Cyberconnect2 is fucking retarded +--- 635122285 +>>635119312 (OP) +it's gonna be either AC6 or somehow Starfield +--- 635122568 +>>635119517 +>PC focused CRPG winning GOTY +Inquisition won, being a casual Bioware made game, where the biggest competition was Dark Souls 2. +>>635119693 +>>635119312 (OP) +Its definitely between these two unless another game gets announced and dropped before the end of the year +--- 635122656 +>>635119312 (OP) +Game of the year? Game of the century, more like it. This will be a game cited as the greatest of its time for decades to come. +--- 635122692 +>>635122656 +I highly believe this but only for the decade. 2030s will surely have some insane games. +--- 635122802 +>>635122285 +>Starfield +kek +--- 635122838 +>>635119312 (OP) +Zelda is the only AAA game I plan to buy this year, but I still hope FFXVI destroys Zelda because Nintendo fans are so annoying. +--- 635122935 +>>635122285 +>AC6 +>being anything other than "too technical, 6/10" +--- 635122940 +You and I can predict this already. It's already winning Game of the Year from a lot of outlets. It's also already getting a litany of contrarian bullshit posts every day for the next 12 months. These are both at the extreme fringes of the spectrum of the game's actual quality, which will depend entirely on you and what you value in a videogame. This will be lost on people who just want fame from their opinions, rather than actually like or dislike a fucking videogame. + +It's the cycle. +--- 635123132 +>>635119693 +*cough* +--- 635123197 +>>635119693 +*crickets chirp* +--- 635123227 +Nintendo are just scared releasing against actual games. Look how they dodged Elden Kino. +--- 635123295 +>>635122656 +>>635122692 +BoTW couldn't even break top 3 Game of the Decade last decade, kek +--- 635123520 +>>635123227 +elden kino is getting dlc so they still lost kek diff --git a/v/635119365.txt b/v/635119365.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..4ba79f4c7d94bd062fdc0a7b2222f7888c1d4e8f --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635119365.txt @@ -0,0 +1,23 @@ +----- +--- 635119365 +Name a more satanic thing in gaming +--- 635119673 +>>635119365 (OP) +Microtransactions and jews. +--- 635119885 +>>635119673 +fuck you, now i can't think of something funnier to say +hope your day sucks +--- 635121169 +>>635119885 +It kinda does. +--- 635121962 +>>635119365 (OP) +3 minute unskipable cut scene right before final boss. + +>>635119885 +Micro jews? +--- 635122063 +Why did the guy in the movie have to scream "BLUE SHELL!!!!" when he went all kamikaze? + +Like, yeah, I get what you're doing here but do you need to be so on-the-nose about it? diff --git a/v/635119570.txt b/v/635119570.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..37c5d04c20b1bd2b427c2b8e8195ebf013b84cfc --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635119570.txt @@ -0,0 +1,44 @@ +----- +--- 635119570 +>regarded as one of the best FPS games of all time +>most of the guns feel and sound like shit +--- 635119779 +skill issue +--- 635119908 +>>635119570 (OP) +why is valve so bad at weapon design? the only good guns they've ever had in their games were the AKs (l4d and cs) and the TF2 arsenal + +also, valve should stop using mocap as a crutch and hire dedicated animators just for first person animation. +--- 635120063 +It’s also made by known scammers who commit false advertising and fraud. + +Valve screwed over the Artifact fanbase by cancelling the Artifact 2.0 beta without even allowing users to invite friends like they said they would in January 2021 and does not deserve your financial support for these gross consumer-unfriendly practices. +--- 635120248 +>>635119570 (OP) +>regarded as one of the best FPS games of all time +>barely 1/4th of the people who played the game managed to beat it +--- 635120326 +>>635119570 (OP) +because it's not very good. +I remember just before it came out friends shitting and farting in excitement over a tech demo of a mattress floating in water. that's the valve audience, present them with an "action" game and they get wet over the tippy puzzle physics shit +--- 635120348 +>>635120248 +HL2 only received Steam achievements 6 years after release +--- 635120714 +>>635119570 (OP) +>regarded as one of the best FPS games of all time +Because of it's innovations at the time. +A lot of things that are now commonplace in FPS came from it. Context is important. +--- 635121571 +>>635120248 +its in a million different bundles and costs nothing so little surprise people arent finishing it. somehow i have hl2 even though i have no recollection of buying it legally. +--- 635121854 +>>635120063 +>the Artifact fanbase +LOL +--- 635121914 +>>635119570 (OP) +Just mod it then +--- 635121989 +I used to love Half Life 2. Now I only like it. +Yeah the weapons are weak and the story cutscenes are annoying. But the level design carries it. I haven't replayed the game in years but I can still remember pretty much the whole game from end to end just because of how cleverly designed each level is. diff --git a/v/635119683.txt b/v/635119683.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..bac0ef070bd4f11093d71e28fb2a033cb7f5ee98 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635119683.txt @@ -0,0 +1,35 @@ +----- +--- 635119683 +Nier automata +Sales exceed 7.5 million +--- 635119784 +>>635119683 (OP) +>seven hundred and fifty of ten thousands +why are gooks so retarded +--- 635119848 +>game sales 7,5 million +>say it sold 750 tenthousands +why is japan like this? +--- 635119953 +>>635119683 (OP) +lol +lmao even +kek if you allow +--- 635120093 +Probably the most pretentious game ever, not memeing +--- 635120224 +>>635119953 +? what does that have to do with this? +--- 635120453 +>>635120224 +don't respond to the autists +--- 635120702 +>>635119953 +that's a big hat +--- 635121335 +>>635119683 (OP) +And only approx 7.5 people played it long enough to even get past the tutorial segment and see the title card in-game. +(Hint - it doesn't happen at all during route a) +--- 635122325 +>>635119683 (OP) +cool now Yoko Taro get off your fucking ass and make a sequel in the kingdom of the night or Drakengard 4 diff --git a/v/635119716.txt b/v/635119716.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..4e0a8e9bbd539e20907be83f4ff010611210c3a9 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635119716.txt @@ -0,0 +1,22 @@ +----- +--- 635119716 +Who's excited for the new Everquest II PvP server launching tomorrow? + +Not found an MMO with PvP this good. Starting to get VERY HYPED. +--- 635119790 +what does uhh everquest 2 pvp look like? +--- 635121384 +>>635119790 +Let me dump some videos. + +Combat mechanics are good though. Tanks can force you to target them. Lots of CC options. Strong groups have to have balance of Tanks, Healers, Utility and DPS. +--- 635121917 +This is what larger scale contested PvP looks like: + +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fx_Bdd3qPk [Embed] +--- 635122078 +This is some solo PvP from a Swashbuckler (1 of the 6 scout classes) + +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smQ1uIErGSw [Embed] +--- 635122183 +The great thing is that each class has like 30 spells, combat arts, buffs, heals etc, plus multiple items you can cast mid-combat (cures, CC-breaks etc). So there's huge depth to combat. Not like some MMOs where you have 1 hotbar of shit you just cast on repeat. diff --git a/v/635119932.txt b/v/635119932.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..e320611ff55ef9eebaca8e2369ac467ad90064d3 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635119932.txt @@ -0,0 +1,201 @@ +----- +--- 635119932 +>DLC releases a month after the game and makes the game actually difficult +>To even unlock the fourth Ghost Survivor requires you to beat some of the games only difficult content +>Only 6% of players have this achievement + +Demake 2 lovers confirmed for fucking casuals. Zoomers can't handle the n-word or the word "faggot", but can they handle a casualized remake? + +Oh wait no, they can't handle this either. +--- 635120110 +What's the "n-word"? +--- 635120156 +>>635120110 +Nash +--- 635120159 +the n-word op? +--- 635120254 +>>635119932 (OP) +Some people haven't got around to it because they have more than one game. +--- 635120927 +>>635120254 +>Some people haven't got around to it because they have more than one game. + +Imagine coping this hard. +--- 635121005 +Man I love these schizo threads +--- 635121030 +>>635120927 +I haven't bought it because it's a remake of a shitty RE. 1 (original, not any remakes) and CV are the only entries that matter. But I also buy games I have never played, because I have a fuckton of games on my Steam account. +--- 635121127 +>>635119932 (OP) +People who want to grind achievements do it right off the bat, shit added by DLC is never completed to the same ratio of the base game, people move on by the time it released. +--- 635121170 +>>635121030 +>CV +Loving everyone laugh. Most dogshit game the franchise ever spawned, and that includes spin offs. +--- 635121174 +>>635119932 (OP) +I just do main story in games and move on +--- 635121232 +>>635121170 +More like the best entry. +--- 635121325 +>>635119932 (OP) +posting steam achivs on 4chan or whenever is actually their only purpose to exist +--- 635121341 +>>635119932 (OP) +>Zoomers can't handle the n-word or the word "faggot" +It is really funny that you think you can criticize people for not saying slurs while censoring yourself. +--- 635121370 +>>635121127 +>People who want to grind achievements do it right off the bat, shit added by DLC is never completed to the same ratio of the base game, people move on by the time it released. + +Then explain this pathetic number for content that shipped with the game, Demake nigger. + +>>635121341 +Coping tranny +--- 635121381 +>>635119932 (OP) +The achievement levels are so low because the Ghost Survivors sucks and nobody wants to play through them to get another bad level +--- 635121404 +>>635119932 (OP) +didnt even know this game had dlc +played the leon campaign and never played it again + +waste of 40€ if you ask me +--- 635121449 +>>635121370 +>Coping tranny +lmao your "I'm not like the other zoomers" post is great champ, keep it up +--- 635121465 +>>635119932 (OP) +nigger, you contrarian retard tourist, we do say that word here +--- 635121483 +>>635120156 +summer of '92? +--- 635121543 +>>635119932 (OP) +there is no way someone above the age of 18 wrote this post +--- 635121548 +>>635121381 +>>635121370 +>>635119932 (OP) +who even are these retards who go for steam achievements? its not like you get gaymerscore to show off like in old xbox days. +and you can literally get every achievement possible on steam by pressing a button on a software (how we used to get the mandatory tf2 achievements 15 years ago). steam has zero protection or legitimacy checks on the achievements +--- 635121670 +>>635121449 +>I'm not the zoomer ur da zoomer + +Great argument, fuckface -- and feel free to keep coping over the most casual fucking RE entry. + +>>635121543 +I rented RE2 on the N64 -- cope. I just like dabbing on Demake 2 loving faggots because they kept claiming it was difficult, when the only difficult content in the game is in Ghost Survivors and Demake 2 lovers intentionally ignore it (because they're fucking bad) +--- 635121764 +>>635121670 +If you are in your 30s and you still act like this then I hope you get autismbux because you are most certainly a lost cause at this point. +--- 635121780 +>>635121670 +Imagine playing the N64 version and pretending you know anything about RE2. You are mentally ill. +--- 635121840 +>>635121670 +>repeatedly using cope, tranny, and zoomer +definitely underage +>N64 +so you rented an objectively inferior version of a game and feel the need to vehemently attack its remake? +You're a weird one, kid +--- 635121863 +>>635119932 (OP) +All this post did is make me wanna do another Hardcore run +--- 635121981 +>>635119932 (OP) +>PCu.cks are PCasuals +BREAKING NEWS +Sky is blue, water is wet. +--- 635122104 +>>635121548 +>and you can literally get every achievement possible on steam by pressing a button on a software (how we used to get the mandatory tf2 achievements 15 years ago). steam has zero protection or legitimacy checks on the achievements + +1% of players would do this for a single player game so the numbers are still pretty reliable. We'll tick up the Ghost Survivors achievement from 6 to 7% -- wow, Demake 2 lovers are still shitty and casual at their game. + +>>635121764 +>Still deflecting this hard + +Why you such a no argument havin' bitch? You got nothin', so you come with nothin'. Cope, seethe and dilate further pls. + +>>635121780 +>>635121840 +I've played other versions since. This is an even bigger and more retarded attempt at a cope from you Demake loving faggots than the other guy. + +The N64 version is a perfectly acceptable port and what got me into the series and is a much more authentic way to get into the series than your dreary garbage heap of a demake. The Dreamcast version is the best for Nightmare mode. + +>>635121863 +>Dude I'm so hardcore for playing a casual and easy game bro! +--- 635122170 +>>635122104 +I'm curious, can you make a single post without using a newfag word? +--- 635122218 +>>635122104 +Mate the mode is called "hardcore" I don't know if you realized that or if you just played the game on Standard (at which point you have no room to call anyone a casual) +--- 635122225 +trash game +--- 635122254 +>>635122104 +you are underaged and possibly south american or eastern european. +--- 635122270 +>>635119932 (OP) +My bad, I only played Leon 1 and Claire 2, don't feel like playing the other campaigns +--- 635122321 +https://arch.b4k.co/v/search/image/66pPHS7x66lQCvj4Ek8nnQ/ +demake 2 is trash, just like demake 3 and demake 4, sure +but it doesn't change the fact that OP is a niggerfaggot +--- 635122323 +>>635122218 +I did play the game on hardcore and the game was still stupid easy you retarded fucking faggot. + +Also I was trying to type Demake into my games list and couldn't find this shitheap of a game then realised why. +--- 635122463 +>>635122321 +I don't think anyone had any doubts +--- 635122572 +>>635122323 +>Calling me a retard +>Keeps searching something he knows won't show up to totally own the "Demake Trannies" +Yeah ok +--- 635122618 +>>635122321 +>You can't remake your threads +>But Crapcom can remake beloved games + +Demake fanboy logic. + +>noooo I'm not a demake fanboy + +Sure buddy +--- 635122709 +>>635122618 +Stop demaking old threads +--- 635122725 +>>635122618 +>Remaking your threads +Holy fucking kek +--- 635122759 +>>635122618 +hypocrite +--- 635122934 +>>635119932 (OP) +No ne cares about your achievements, retard. +--- 635122964 +>>635122618 +you are a worthless retard +--- 635123089 +>>635119932 (OP) +>Chasing achievements +Same energy as people that watch other people play video games. +--- 635123245 +>>635123089 +See: >>635122323 + +I didn't get any of the unfun achievements like getting all the stupid raccoons, just pure game content. + +And so for all the bluster from Demake 2 loving faggots, they sure didn't play their shitty game to get the most out of it. diff --git a/v/635119940.txt b/v/635119940.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..05016efcabd2ee11a5dbbe34f9cb9740d4f49c51 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635119940.txt @@ -0,0 +1,89 @@ +----- +--- 635119940 +>DID YOU BEAT UP A RAPIST? YOU HECKIN CRIMINAL + +Is this what Japs are like IRL? +--- 635120081 +Well, yeah + +Despite that "muh honor of da samurai" shit an average Jap is a spineless ass-kissing cuck with no dignity +--- 635120090 +two wrongs don't make a right +--- 635120176 +>>635119940 (OP) +>said rapist was a highly successful and influential politician +Hardly an issue exclusive to the Japanese. Look into Epstein's island, the rich are always able to get away with shit a normie would get castrated for. +--- 635120204 +>>635120081 +Happens when you get occupied by cuckmericans for 70 years. +--- 635120238 +>>635119940 (OP) +>DID YOU BEAT UP A RAPIST? YOU HECKIN CRIMINAL +lol, was also wondering this +--- 635120245 +>>635120090 +cuck talk +--- 635120279 +>>635120204 +they always been like this +maybe even worse +--- 635120285 +>>635120090 +>Two wrongs dont make a right. +>Whole games plot is about righting wrongs. +>You eventually fight the rapist dude who ruined your life. +>He dies. +HUH! +--- 635120290 +Imagine raising another man's daughter *hits pipe* +--- 635120394 +Yes actually. A few years ago this guy beat up a ojisan that was trying to rape a girl and he almost 10 year prison sentence for it. It wasn't until the girl and her parents convinced the court to lower it to three months. +--- 635120415 +>>635119940 (OP) +>Is this what Japs are like IRL? +ever heard of generational trauma? +literally every adult man is a sexual harasser in Japan. they might not live it out openly, but that's pretty much something that's been passed down culturally since forever. +groping on the train for example literally happens all the time in Japan. If you talk to a 16 year old girl in japan, there's a 95% chance she's been groped before +--- 635120454 +>Enter a legal scuffle with an influential politician +>You are instantly destroyed because they are influential + +Are americans so fucking stupid they can't understand this? In today's world? +--- 635120481 +rape is a constitutional right in japan which is why at the end of royal you make sure shiho gets re-raped +--- 635120538 +>>635120204 +deserved. they were way out of line in wwii +--- 635120542 +>>635120204 +>Consumed by better countries +>Can't sleep without thinking about them +>Heh, I will call the USA cucks because I wish they would cuck me +You retard. +--- 635120814 +>>635120290 +>give a kid a place to stay during his probation +>he rewards you by fucking your stepdaughter, getting her roped into your criminal gang, and bringing the wrath of a government conspiracy to your doorstep +--- 635121020 +>>635119940 (OP) +Don't we have similar headlines about Germony, burgerland, briton and a few other countries like sweden/norway etc. where the minority perp gets off scot free while the one who initiates self-defense goes to jail? It's definitely not a japan issue. +--- 635121027 +>>635119940 (OP) +Yes. +If a man with a high status rapes you and you call the cops on him, you can literally be charged for ruining his reputation, even though he raped you. +That's how insane Japan is. +--- 635121236 +>>635121027 +How many girls probably had their lives destroyed before R. Kelly finally got sent to jail? +How many hundreds of kids had been abused on Epstein's private island before he finally got caught, and then he died before all the other sick fucks could go down with him. + +This is not a 'Japan' problem, this is a problem with society being structured to protect the powerful and the status quo. +--- 635121614 +>>635119940 (OP) +>A RAPIST? +but the female was on the rapist side +--- 635122486 +The point is that nobody believed Joker. Literal children's stories filter mutts at this point. +--- 635123521 +>>635120481 +despicably based anon diff --git a/v/635119970.txt b/v/635119970.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..71c202e2df854c1a236fc9400a5cc07f208b0418 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635119970.txt @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +----- +--- 635119970 +Remaster when? +--- 635122340 +>>635119970 (OP) +why? +--- 635123384 +>>635119970 (OP) +2 was the only good game in the series. i dont know about 4 though, could be okay diff --git a/v/635120043.txt b/v/635120043.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..a9492ce55e713d827d0525e10a7de1f1013d1a66 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635120043.txt @@ -0,0 +1,22 @@ +----- +--- 635120043 +MODS ARE ASLEEP + +QUICK LETS POST VIDEO GAMES AND WHY WE LIKE THEM +--- 635120180 +Journey is one of the best games of all times. +--- 635120217 +>>635120043 (OP) +so, OP, where is the "why I like AoE2" part? +--- 635120317 +I LIKE ULTIMA UNDERWORLD BECASE IT HAS INCEDIBLE LEVEL DESIGN, UNPARALLELED ATMOSPHERE, AND AMAZING NONLINEAR GAME DESIGN +I'm not enjoying the second one so far +--- 635120687 +>>635120217 + +Everything about AoE2 is kino, Specially massing cavalry as the Franks +--- 635121287 +RUSHDOWN REVOLT IS THE MOST COMPLEX SMASH CLONE I HAVE EVER PLAYED. JUST WHEN YOU THINK A CHARACTER HAS THE MOST UNREASONABLY VARIED MOVESET POSSIBLE THEY ADD MORE SHIT. +--- 635122445 +>>635120687 +Me and my brother used to make custom scenarios for AOE2 where we each had an army and one hero, and it was a fight to see who could kill the other hero first. diff --git a/v/635120146.txt b/v/635120146.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..ce962e6f6d865a9352e7f88abfd9ce7d8ce8eea1 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635120146.txt @@ -0,0 +1,117 @@ +----- +--- 635120146 +Let us discuss the best indie games of the 21st Century, taking into account legacy and overall quality. Help a brother out if I'm missing anything +>Hotline Miami +>Shovel Knight +>Super Meatboy +>Castle Crashers +>Undertale +>Celeste +>Dead Cells +>Disco Elysium +>Bastion/Hades +--- 635120406 +Project Wingman +--- 635120516 +if you are going for indie heavyweights gotta include hollow knight and stardew valley +celeste is shit in my opinion +--- 635120561 +>>635120146 (OP) +>Disco Elysium +lmao +--- 635120859 +>>635120146 (OP) +Is using Devolver Digital as a publisher still allow you to call your game indie? +--- 635120874 +>>635120516 +whoopsie daisy I thought I put in two Knight games. I don't care for Celeste but I chalk that up as my own personal taste and I included it for the sake of its popularity. Granted, I already have Super Meat Boy up there which is the same thing. +--- 635120950 +>>635120859 +Hotline Miami was still only handled by like three people and the Devolver of 2012 wasn't the same one of today. +--- 635121140 +Every game op named is pure garbage + +I found this cool on f95 about a pixie getting molested by a worm 10/10 better than all this gay shit but i forgot the name :/ +--- 635121161 +>>635120146 (OP) +Lobotomy Corporation +Libary of Ruina +Shovel Knight +Disco Elysium +Outer Wilds +Black Souls II + +That's it really. You need a really low IQ/low standards to pretend that + +>Hotline Miami +>Super Meatboy +>Castle Crashers +>Undertale +>Celeste +>Dead Cells +>Bastion/Hades + +Are any good, it's pure Jornoslop +--- 635121338 +>>635121161 +Nigger I recognize 2 gacha games here wtf are you trying to tell me by calling those game low IQ? If you wanna come out as a dick sucking faggot go on >>>/lgbt/ +--- 635121420 +>>635121338 +>Nigger I recognize 2 gacha games here wtf are you trying to tell me by calling those game low IQ? If you wanna come out as a dick sucking faggot go on >>>/lgbt/ +--- 635121439 +>>635120146 (OP) +If legacy is part of the criteria, then there's no question that Minecraft wins that 10 times over. +--- 635121505 +>>635120146 (OP) +*blocks your path* +--- 635121620 +>>635120146 (OP) +remove undertale, celeste, dead cells, disco elysium and hades. add cave story, yume nikki, fez, and spelunky. +--- 635121630 +>Hotline Miami +>Super Meat Boy +>Undertale +>Castle Crashers +excellent shit anon. i am not sure if Bastion is really worth including, that game is mostly remembered for the narration and not much else, otherwise great picks. +some games i'd add (not sure if all of these are indie, i will just rattle off my list of favorite lower-budget games): +>Fear & Hunger +>Intrusion 2 +>Ultrakill +>Primordia +>Papers Please +>Binding of Isaac +--- 635121704 +>>635121161 +>>635121420 +braindead coomer retard +--- 635121785 +>>635121630 +forgot to mention Yume Nikki (though including this is debatable) and Machinarium. also Braid, although i will probably get hate for saying that game kicks ass. +--- 635121926 +>>635120146 (OP) +Furi +--- 635121938 +>>635120146 (OP) +>Dead Cells +>>>>>>>Celeste +--- 635122160 +>>635120146 (OP) +>Meatgoy +>Celeste +>Meh Cells +>Hades +That giant head isn't actually a brain eh? Just a giant tumor? Figures +--- 635122332 +>>635120146 (OP) +DUSK +--- 635122773 +This conversation doesn't have a single reason to exist for multipe reasons. Except for jerking off to your own taste, that is. Instead of doing this shit go play other games and come back when you want to talk about them outside of "the best game ever" context +--- 635122819 +[Thread's been purified] Commencing Sage +--- 635123285 +>>635122773 +i see nothing wrong with compiling a list of "the best" indie games or just indie games worth playing. you have to have the density of a fucking brick to not see the benefits. +--- 635123540 +>>635121161 +>>635122160 +can you slop consumers name me a single platformer better than super meat boy? you can't diff --git a/v/635120194.txt b/v/635120194.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..3a3a1ac28c0de6be5a0008c4d8d38e765ab66ec2 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635120194.txt @@ -0,0 +1,23 @@ +----- +--- 635120194 +>The only SMT games where all routes are good is 4 and Strange Journey +Why can't they do this for all games? +--- 635120737 +>>635120194 (OP) +Why should they? Just so you can feel rewarded for your choice? Let them do something interesting with their endings. +--- 635120842 +>The only SMT games where all routes are good is 1 and 2 +What went wrong with later entries in the series? +--- 635121061 +>>635120194 (OP) +You are right about Strange Journey Redux but 4 was written with neutral as the "true" ending so it's chaos/law endings aren't really good endings in the grand scheme of things and SMT IV:Apocalypse drives this point even further. +Eitherway you should go play Devil Survivor 1 if you want some actual good law/chaos endings. +--- 635121468 +>>635120194 (OP) +V you mean. IV allignment ends are pants on head retarded and neutral has the worst ending and allignment buddy. +--- 635122197 +>>635120194 (OP) +>The only SMT games where all routes are good is 4 and Strange Journey +The Neutral ending is hot trash. +Law and Chaos are non-endings as Merkabah and Lucifer are just puppets playing the role YHWH assigned to them which is to prolong a conflict of any kind eternally, which coincidentally is also what ends up happening in Neutral anyway. +The White ending is too sudden and short, it doesn't feel satisfying, but it does give a definitive conclusion in a way so it's the only okay~ish end. diff --git a/v/635120219.txt b/v/635120219.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..e6cedfeceabbed2e0f8fad793ef996f0ee74ba5c --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635120219.txt @@ -0,0 +1,26 @@ +----- +--- 635120219 +Now that Alice Asylum is KILL what other games will scratch that itch? +--- 635122785 +>>635120219 (OP) +If you want more Alice, Black Souls. +If you want aesthetic platformers, Contrast, maybe. +--- 635122825 +>>635120219 (OP) +>is KILL +What happened? +--- 635122862 +>>635122785 +>Black Souls +Lol +--- 635122886 +>>635122825 +McGee said please, EA said no. +--- 635122891 +>>635122825 +EA holds the IP and doesn't want to fund a sequel nor loan or sell the IP + +american mcGee retired for good now +--- 635123262 +>>635120219 (OP) +He could've just made an egirl Alice instead. diff --git a/v/635120338.txt b/v/635120338.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..9375b44e0952e675ab71fadf202293b6c4ee2ad1 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635120338.txt @@ -0,0 +1,109 @@ +----- +--- 635120338 +any games where terrain height influence combat? +--- 635120418 +>Dying Light + +Higher ground=headstomp +--- 635120423 +>>635120338 (OP) +sekiro: shadows die twice +--- 635120509 +some rts games +--- 635120547 +>>635120338 (OP) +dark souls +--- 635120554 +League of Legends +--- 635120574 +Comfy desert kino +--- 635120598 +>>635120554 +>>635120547 +>>635120423 +really? honest question +--- 635120657 +any decent grid-based strategy game +--- 635120810 +>>635120338 (OP) +Why didn't he just not jump? +--- 635120885 +>>635120810 +You underestimate his power +--- 635120915 +>>635120598 +In Sekiro absolutely. Not having the high ground cam really fuck you in that game, unless you're fighting Finnish people. +--- 635120925 +>>635120338 (OP) +What would Kreia do in this situation? +--- 635120976 +>>635120915 +okay but in what way +--- 635120987 +>>635120338 (OP) +Reminder the tv series retconned this being their last fight before A New Hope +--- 635121025 +>>635120598 +Serious, in DS it's better to have low ground than high ground, because enemy attacks will often wiff over your head without you needing to dodge. +--- 635121092 +>>635121025 +thats an exploit though, i was thinking something more like intentional game mechanics +--- 635121107 +>>635120338 (OP) +Fire Emblem Radiant Dawn +--- 635121110 +Dota2. +--- 635121186 +>>635120338 (OP) +Starcraft +--- 635121239 +>>635121092 +How's that an exploit, dumbass? It's all in the game and positioning/dodging is intentional game design. Is blocking blows an exploit too? +--- 635121303 +>>635121107 +>>635121110 +>>635121186 +okay but HOW does terrain affect gameplay here +--- 635121314 +Assassin's Creed +--- 635121727 +>>635121303 +Having the higher ground in Radiant Dawn gives you better accuracy and vice versa. +--- 635121860 +>>635120810 +Better question is why didn't he just hop over to land instead of trying to jump OVER Obi-wan. There was like a 10 foot gap of land between the lava and Obi-wan. +--- 635121912 +Divinity OS and Baldur's Gate 3 +--- 635121982 +>>635121303 +In dota 2 - when on lower ground you have a chance to miss ranged shots on high ground targets and high ground can see low ground but low ground cannot see high ground without a ward +--- 635122175 +>>635122079 +sus +--- 635122442 +>>635121860 +>>635120810 +1) Anakin was always arrogant and him feeding off of the Dark Side fucked him up even more - maybe he thought Obi-Wan doesn't expect it and he could've bested him with an aerial move? +2) Dueling with a pit of fiery lava behind you isn't a good idea. +--- 635122448 +>>635120925 +Insult Obi-Wan for relying on the higher ground, then mock him for being persuaded into changing his tactics, finally, she'd take the higher ground and explain why it's the sound decision. +--- 635122646 +Humankind +--- 635123014 +>>635120925 +Would never be that dumb to get into one in the first place. +--- 635123072 +>>635122079 +Starcraft actually does have high ground mechanics thoughever +also so does Age of Empires. +--- 635123460 +>>635122442 +>2) Dueling with a pit of fiery lava behind you isn't a good idea. +Meanwhile the entire fight was surrounded by lava on unstable ground +--- 635123524 +>>635120338 (OP) +vader did nothing wrong, padme died out of spite +--- 635123570 +>>635122448 +accurate kek, the take away from kreia is to trust your own instincts and not look for validation from other people diff --git a/v/635120421.txt b/v/635120421.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..6d7260d3ed1d7d53695f758de4e4f6998e7d7f82 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635120421.txt @@ -0,0 +1,38 @@ +----- +--- 635120421 +Will your system be ready for immortals of Aveum? Come on bros I trust your PC's will be powerful enough. +--- 635120521 +>>635120421 (OP) +nothing's managed to defeat my trusty 1050ti so far +--- 635120583 +>>635120521 +I mean at least unlike Radeon cards from that era it can do DX 12.1. So maybe with low enough resolution you will be able to run it at 25-30 fps. +--- 635120973 +never heard of it. won't even bother to google what it is. probably some indie shitter shit +--- 635121142 +>>635120421 (OP) +8 physical cores minimum lmao, 6 corelet btfo +--- 635121358 +>>635120973 +is like that garbage made for PS5, Forspoken, but the main character is white, that's it. +--- 635121386 +>>635120421 (OP) +Going to work on my xbox just fine +--- 635121441 +>>635120421 (OP) +ATTENTION! ATTENTION! IT IS TIME FOR YOUR DAILY REMINDER! ARE YOU READY? HERE IT IS! + +I have a 4090. + +YOU HAVE BEEN INFORMED OF MY SUPERIORITY, AND SHOULD SUCK MY MASSIVE COCKS (BOTH MY REAL ONE AND MY E-COCK). YOU CAN NOT COMPARE TO ME. GOOD DAY. +--- 635121445 +>>635121358 +Another ugly character jesus fuck +--- 635121558 +>>635120421 (OP) +>ready for literally who generic name game + +0.00001c has been deposited in your account +--- 635121697 +>>635121558 +This game is gonna be relevant because it's gonna be the perfect benchmarking game. diff --git a/v/635120449.txt b/v/635120449.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..97a3e0987bc6c9304a79e0a387612b571a2951b0 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635120449.txt @@ -0,0 +1,36 @@ +----- +--- 635120449 +Hu Tao is Polish. +--- 635120570 +>>635120449 (OP) +polish my cock you whore +--- 635120625 +>>635120449 (OP) +No she is my yellow chinese gf +--- 635120676 +Hu Tao is wife +--- 635120701 +>>635120449 (OP) +>>635120625 +that's a child +--- 635120816 +>>635120449 (OP) +think she's chinese actually +--- 635121060 +>>635120449 (OP) +she looks like she fucks men from Mondstadt +--- 635121071 +>>635120701 +out of 10 +--- 635121175 +>>635120816 +china is the poland of asia +--- 635121359 +>>635121060 +looks more like a girl who fucks men from a long forgotten lost world who travels from reality to reality for reasons unknown +--- 635122014 +>>635120449 (OP) +Hu Tao if Peruvian +--- 635122052 +>>635120449 (OP) +>Hu Tao is Polish. diff --git a/v/635120487.txt b/v/635120487.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..27707ab2e3cc8c31cc783b6817614456e3e1d2c8 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635120487.txt @@ -0,0 +1,15 @@ +----- +--- 635120487 +>win the boss fight without getting hit +>die in the cutscene anyway +What's the point of this shitty trope? +--- 635120713 +>>635120487 (OP) +>forced animation +--- 635121018 +>>635120713 +More like +>forced 60fps interpolation +--- 635121463 +>>635120713 +No such thing. diff --git a/v/635120514.txt b/v/635120514.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..277000d021d34793d1f8a896522ad81beb3ca67f --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635120514.txt @@ -0,0 +1,58 @@ +----- +--- 635120514 +Post yours, rate and discuss. Anti 3x3 also welcome. +--- 635120557 +>>635120514 (OP) +My anti 3x3. +--- 635120826 +Havent posted mine in a while +--- 635120918 +>>635120826 +forgot to rate: +>>635120514 (OP) +3/3 + +>>635120557 +I like some of these games. its weird to see actual playable video games like XC and FE lumped in with fucking metal gear survive +--- 635121835 +>>635120514 (OP) +--- 635122114 +>>635120514 (OP) +>>635120557 +Your best has 2, and anti list has 4 good games. Now proceed to your rage mode, like you usually do in these threads. +>>635120826 +Two good games, DS1 and Cuphead. lol DS3 and Reddit Knight. +>>635121397 +/ - - ++ + + +/ + + +--- 635122376 +>>635120918 +>its weird to see actual playable video games like XC and FE lumped in with fucking metal gear survive +It's a personal thing really. I'm a huge fan of gears and saga and was super excited for xenoblade to come to the west but they're just a mockery, 2 and 3 much more so than 1. Similar deal for fire emblem, I'm a massive fan of TRPG games but fire emblem is a mockery of the genre. +Also kirby 64 is so fucking good. +--- 635123015 +>>635120514 (OP) ++ Pikmin, Katamari +Why Wario World though? +>>635120826 ++ Melee +>>635121397 ++ Bayonetta +But I have to say, I grew kinda tired of Platinum design quirks. Not just the gimmick sections, but the overall lack of commital on attacks and overpowered defensive/evasive moves make their games kinda tiring. +>>635121835 +Eh, I'm not a FPS fan, but I have good memories of plaing FEAR and HL +--- 635123269 +>>635123015 +I used to hate FPS, especially when i played on console, but playing the original DOOM did something to my mind and now i love them. +--- 635123313 +>>635120514 (OP) +--- 635123573 +>>635120826 ++ + / ++ / / ++ + / +>>635121397 ++ + / +/ + / +/ / - diff --git a/v/635120531.txt b/v/635120531.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..0469cd58b7ec487ce37dc023fa96fcdd4dbf41bb --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635120531.txt @@ -0,0 +1,52 @@ +----- +--- 635120531 +And now you steamoids can't do your epic may may "thanks uncle timmy for the free game" + +KEK +--- 635120650 +fuck yurishitters +--- 635120760 +Pozzed garbage game +Dont care +--- 635120896 +Thanks for giving a reason to avoid the game timmy +--- 635120938 +>>635120531 (OP) +>playing a zombie game +what is this, 2006? +--- 635121430 +>>635120896 +Coping +--- 635121438 +>>635120760 +what makes it pozzed? +--- 635121482 +>>635120531 (OP) +Can someone translate the zoomie speak for me, i'm too tired for this +--- 635121648 +>First game was over hyped before we even got to see gameplay +>it turns out to be a steaming pile of shit +>The next one is supposed to somehow be better + +Explain to me how this is real outside of a shilling campaign +--- 635121892 +>>635120531 (OP) +Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood morning sir! +--- 635121958 +>>635120531 (OP) +no one cares about the game with the meme trailer in reverse +--- 635122410 +>>635121892 +epixirs... steme benchods exposed us +--- 635122441 +>>635121648 +>>it turns out to be a steaming pile of shit + +I've seen unironic defenders of that heap +--- 635123047 +https://arch.b4k.co/v/search/image/xdm8ya-C8nf3vu5o3kXCfg/ +good morning sirs + watch this thread get untouched because tranny jannies are protecting these shill threads like their zero monetary compensation jobs depend on it +--- 635123104 +>>635123047 +Cry about it diff --git a/v/635120663.txt b/v/635120663.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..15fbebc8f68dc620cfc2f6021d97e60c6e1cf53c --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635120663.txt @@ -0,0 +1,64 @@ +----- +--- 635120663 +What's the deal with king, is he a man or some cheetah-hybrid creature + +If he is just a man why give him such a realistic cat head? +--- 635121000 +>>635120663 (OP) +He's a furry with extra steps +--- 635121050 +>>635120663 (OP) +>If he is just a man why give him such a realistic cat head? +Because it's a mask +--- 635121112 +>>635120663 (OP) +yes +--- 635121167 +>>635120663 (OP) +The thing that's crazy is how well the look works. It's literally a tiger's head glued onto a man's body and it somehow just looks so right to the point where you'd think it's weird if it was any other way. +--- 635121214 +>>635120663 (OP) +He's my fuck toy +--- 635121530 +>>635120663 (OP) +He's an alusion to japanese pro wrestler tiger mask or something I guess +--- 635121684 +>>635120663 (OP) +In tekken 2 intro you see Armour king throw king his mask back after slumping against the wall drunk after failing to win the tournament to get money for the orphanage in the first tournament. Later on Ogre kills King and one of the orphans dons his King mask takes up his mantle. Later in T4 Armour King is killed by Marduk and AK's brother dons his mask to fight as him. +--- 635121807 +>>635120663 (OP) +TELL ME ABOUT KING +WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK +--- 635122002 +>>635120663 (OP) +not to mention he snarls like a big cat every time he takes damage, you never see him letting out a simple ouch +--- 635122091 +He's based on Tiger Mask and Fray Tormenta, learn your wrestling history. +--- 635122134 +>>635120663 (OP) +You sound like those dumb kids who havent matured enough and think he had a surgery to have a leopard head or some shit +Imbecile zoomer go watch early title cutscenes. + +>>635121167 +No it doesnt. +Only autists think such things, you. +--- 635122167 +>>635120663 (OP) + +It's a reference to Guin Saga - a critically acclaimed Japanese fantasy fiction. +--- 635122192 +>>635120663 (OP) +These are actually his genitals +--- 635122206 +What's the deal with OP, is he a fag or some dick-sucking creature + +If he is just a man why is he chocking on dicks all the time +--- 635122396 +>>635122317 +Flat tops need to make a comeback in black character design. +--- 635122398 +you see it's a mask in the intro of tekken 2 +https://youtu.be/OpQOso5DJCU?t=76 [Embed] +--- 635122574 +>>635122396 +He's Mexican but I agree. Flat tops are cool. diff --git a/v/635120675.txt b/v/635120675.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..bead171e444ee159db8d7be2333b970f0fb06dcf --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635120675.txt @@ -0,0 +1,24 @@ +----- +--- 635120675 +I think Nintendo is so aggressive about protecting their IP because they think they're the Disney of gaming. +--- 635121446 +>>635120675 (OP) +They ARE the Disney of gaming +--- 635121916 +>>635121446 +But they have to act like them? This "How DARE you attempt to do anything we don't authorize with our properties," approach is draconian. +--- 635122642 +>>635121916 +It’s cruel but makes a difference for the brand. +--- 635123058 +>>635120675 (OP) +Nintendo has ridiculously valuable IPs. They don't want to meet the King Kong fate, or what SEGA had to deal with Sonic comics stuff. +Sony and Microsoft would love to have Nintendo let fans make unofficial fangames so they could make some as well. +Afterall if Microsoft just makes a free Pokemon fangame for XBOX, shouldn't that be ok? There is a text "Nintendo owns all rights" on the download page afterall. +--- 635123216 +>>635120675 (OP) +With great power comes great responsibility. +The bigger a company is, the harder they have to enforce their rights. Or else they lose them. Such is the way of jew laws. +--- 635123379 +>>635121446 +Pretty sure Square is the Disney of gaming or Sony, that's why kingdom hearts is kino its the two big dick corporations collating to milk their drones dry. diff --git a/v/635120758.txt b/v/635120758.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..5b40c0207afbbb93fcf8ebf49fc7f8661bf2bf4f --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635120758.txt @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +----- +--- 635120758 +ITT: Times when the reviews deceived you +--- 635120818 +mid game +--- 635123210 +I have only played Axiom Verge 1. The game is painfully mediocre and I felt it was overrated at the time for some reason. I didn't even know there was a sequel... diff --git a/v/635120809.txt b/v/635120809.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..685961a69745ef6305f9dbb7ec976dede0d9c49b --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635120809.txt @@ -0,0 +1,57 @@ +----- +--- 635120809 +>Protag swaps Dante into the world of Bayonetta 3 +>He easily one shots Singularity the stongest foe she has ever faced +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i89xbZhdWHY&list=PLvuub_Xv2_cxsqosHW7cW6uxoghHdEcpk&index=15 [Embed] +Why do people even compare these two they are clearly on different levels, it's not even fair. +Dante is an unstoppable tank and Bayonetta is a textbook glasscannon she can't even hang with Nero. +https://www.youtube.com/shorts/-cymLoFNiNI +Just stop already. Dante is video game superman at this point. He literally cannot be killed. +He's such a badass that VS match ups with him aren't even fair at this point. +--- 635120961 +>>635120809 (OP) +Dante needs to be bred +--- 635121062 +>>635120809 (OP) +Did you just link a video of some faggot streaming his desktop while talking for 21 minutes straight? +--- 635121191 +Doesn’t matter, Viewtiful Joe beats both of them +--- 635121253 +>Scrimblo Bimblo can't fucking beat Scrumpo OR Waluigi! I've d-done comprehensive research! +Why do manchildren simp for videogame characters' power levels? I just don't get it. +--- 635121267 +>>635121062 +it's kinda funny cause you can almost see the autsim coming out of your speakers +--- 635121382 +>>635121062 +>>635121267 +Still no answer jackass +--- 635121392 +Only Mexicans and Indians care about power levels +--- 635121414 +>>635121382 +why are you trying to use /v/ to interact with your autism youtube channel? anyway, reported for advertising, sage +--- 635121538 +>Bodies every videogame character in your path +--- 635121647 +>>635121414 +Not my channel I'm just sick of seeing people always getting shit wrong +--- 635121710 +>>635121647 +sure dude its not your channel with 250 views on the video. ysou were just sitting around looking up fascinating dante power level discussion and happened to stumble upon it +--- 635121934 +>>635121647 +>Getting it wrong. +>Make-believe +kek +--- 635122024 +>>635121934 +lmao imagine being one of these niggas who sits around sweating with your glasses friends about dante power levels if he was in bayonetta + +Hey OP can do you do a video on thundercats power level but if they were part of the jan 6 uprisings. Or wait how about this. How about this. Can luke skywalker beat 9/11 +--- 635122424 +>>635121538 +ENTER +--- 635122789 +>>635122424 +You're not ready diff --git a/v/635120939.txt b/v/635120939.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..93e412a87bf77e33f1ece6a82a85009dae2d4b92 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635120939.txt @@ -0,0 +1,42 @@ +----- +--- 635120939 +>Mario hitting 1 BILLION DOLLARS box office any moment now +>movie isn't even out yet in japan until end of the week +What went so wrong? +--- 635121096 +>>635120939 (OP) +nobody's gonna watch it in japan hollywood trash is pushed out by normal native cinema there +--- 635121405 +>>635121096 +japan has been westpozzed to the point they will eat any hollywood gaymovies for billions and be happy about it. america has ruined japan +--- 635121528 +>>635121405 +and yet japanese media is predominantly dominant there, you probably don't how avatar 2 spectacularly flopped there +--- 635121595 +>>635121528 +>and yet japanese media is predominantly dominant there +lmfao, you actually believe this +--- 635121731 +>>635121595 +>i have zero facts +concession: accepted +--- 635121994 +>>635121528 +looking at the top grossers in japan I'm seeing a lot of westoid shit there like frozen, harry potter, titanic, top gun maverick...are you sure you're not retarded? what's there to stop mario when he is a japanese IP to begin with? +--- 635122059 +TLoU sisters, it should have been us… the last of us… +--- 635122080 +>>635121994 +can you ask the same question on tv +--- 635122184 +>>635122080 +the real question is, can you? +--- 635123179 +>>635121096 +>he doesn't know +--- 635123253 +>>635120939 (OP) +It's mario and nintendo, it would have sold a trillion copies even if it was a 30 second gif of mario taking a shit. +--- 635123349 +>>635123253 +Hey, have you heard about Bowser's Inside Story? diff --git a/v/635121043.txt b/v/635121043.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..de4dc585f03334f26197c4c694d7320982c65dfd --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635121043.txt @@ -0,0 +1,29 @@ +----- +--- 635121043 +Well, /vee/? +--- 635121125 +>>635121043 (OP) +Wtf I'm a cute girl? I always knew it +--- 635121130 +>>635121043 (OP) +is normal ascii dorf fort still available for free on bay12, or is it depreciated in favour of the graphics version now? +--- 635121206 +>>635121043 (OP) +"well" what? they both run at 10fps. there's no functional difference between the two. +--- 635121796 +>>635121130 +still avaliable for free and being updated together with the steam version. +--- 635122714 +>>635121043 (OP) +I am a girl. +--- 635122898 +>Still no adventure mode +--- 635123254 +>>635122898 +>throw rocks at villagers +>suplex the queen while the guards watch +>put bodyparts into bag and roleplay as bateman +yawn. i never understood what adventuremode-tards found compelling about it. gets old in 20 minutes tops. +--- 635123603 +>using ASCII means I'm smarter +Holy pretense, Batman; It's a fucking midwit. diff --git a/v/635121220.txt b/v/635121220.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..f5b3c9632147a7d3e495d7596ef6cb6e5f1201de --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635121220.txt @@ -0,0 +1,40 @@ +----- +--- 635121220 +Atheists believe that God doesn't exist +--- 635121334 +Yes, Some believe that some kind of "force" exists though, like mana or some thing in place of a god. +--- 635121423 +>>635121334 +How about midiclorians? +--- 635121534 +>>635121423 +Perhaps, but most people dont believe in something they can trace back to something modern, "Thats from starwars right? thats silly! lol" but if its far back enough it has weight "What? OLD book version of the same thing? well thats clearly true, old book old after all" +--- 635121542 +>>635121423 +Tree pollen +--- 635121628 +>>635121334 +>Some believe that some kind of "force" exists though, like mana or some thing in place of a god. +those who do are not atheist +--- 635121703 +>>635121220 (OP) +Domo arigato sexo roboto +--- 635121769 +>>635121220 (OP) +Xenosaga? +--- 635121774 +>>635121220 (OP) +Crazy that Monolith would never make a design that raunchy now. +--- 635122027 +>>635121220 (OP) +Ah, Kos-mos, or some say Kosm-mosm. +--- 635122053 +>>635121220 (OP) +>Atheists believe that God doesn't exist +Most of the people who live in China are Chinese +Everyone who is dead now has died +--- 635122152 +>>635121628 +Sure they are, Atheists = no god, not no magic or spirts ect +--- 635122198 +I want a robot gf diff --git a/v/635121330.txt b/v/635121330.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..e0b7020ff172968e0899eaf9d5705eff7bf004ae --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635121330.txt @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +----- +--- 635121920 +lmao dis nigga uses the queue +--- 635121992 +>>635121330 (OP) +wtf is this queue shit? +Is this just tiktok zoomer-bait for games? diff --git a/v/635121345.txt b/v/635121345.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..4d386ee6ebcefb9dea281ec9fa0485bd2af5c315 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635121345.txt @@ -0,0 +1,17 @@ +----- +--- 635121345 +I can’t believe there are still retards who prefer the right +--- 635121416 +>>635121345 (OP) +what game +--- 635121456 +>Green filter vs blue filter +Both are shit. Complete ban on colour """"grading"""" when? +--- 635121479 +Sounds like a made up argument. +--- 635121510 +>>635121345 (OP) +Kiryu's eyes on the right look soulless and his expression always looks like pure disinterest or dissociation. +--- 635121519 +>>635121345 (OP) +hated his crying face on the right diff --git a/v/635121396.txt b/v/635121396.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..31c4993a4b2e3b05f009332daa85f710b77253ad --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635121396.txt @@ -0,0 +1,100 @@ +----- +--- 635121396 +So true... +--- 635121447 +Valve screwed over the Artifact fanbase by cancelling the Artifact 2.0 beta without even allowing users to invite friends like they said they would in January 2021 and does not deserve your financial support for these gross consumer-unfriendly practices. +--- 635121569 +I'm a white male and not a single white male character has ever represented me +--- 635121645 +>>635121396 (OP) +I look like Spyro and I say this +--- 635121659 +>>635121396 (OP) +So then why do you care so much about the main character not being white? +--- 635121669 +>>635121396 (OP) +>Can only enjoy the Rabbids franchise because I'm small, fat, dumb and a rabbit +It's suffering. +--- 635121687 +>>635121447 +/thread +--- 635121695 +>>635121396 (OP) +>first person game +>I CLEARLY KNOW HOW "I" LOOK IN THE GAME, IM NOT LOOKED AT THE GAME POSTAS +lol, twitter niggas +--- 635121717 +>>635121396 (OP) +yet so many white males cry over black characters in games? +--- 635121761 +>>635121669 +post ears +--- 635121830 +>>635121761 +Nah +--- 635121869 +redd it thread +--- 635121929 +>>635121659 +i don't, i only care that others care +--- 635121936 +>>635121659 +I do agree that some of the examples in the OP picture are bad ones, like the deathloop guy, should have had OG Lara in there or something +--- 635121963 +>>635121396 (OP) +Hmmm curious +--- 635122009 +>>635121659 +Because they're trying to normalise niggers and it's immoral +--- 635122329 +>>635121659 +Because it's malicious. It also entails that the developers don't give a shit about making a quality game, they just want to shove garbage down your throat then call you racist when you ask what their deal is for making unnecessary changes. The God of War devs made a figure from Norse mythology (Angrboða) a coon and then made a very conscience effort to parade her around in the name of wokeness. How important was this character? She was barley in the game. They literally just wanted to show off that they were rewriting Norse mythology, disrespecting an entire culture of people and then called them racist for being upset. +--- 635122523 +>>635122329 +why do americans worship niggers so much? What causing this phenomenon to occur? +--- 635122652 +>>635121447 +what does that's have to do with the thread? +--- 635122682 +>>635122523 +>Why do Westerners worship niggers so much? +ftfy +--- 635122782 +>>635122682 +other westerners don't have a whole month dedicated to worship black people +--- 635122941 +>>635121396 (OP) +They're all cis white-coded. Especially Spyro. +--- 635122987 +>>635121396 (OP) +I look like Neptune and I say this. +--- 635123076 +>>635122523 +A combination of Jewish propaganda and white guilt. +--- 635123128 +>>635122782 +Yet +--- 635123228 +non-whites have no imagination or inner dialogue so role playing confuses them greatly +--- 635123360 +>>635123228 +>first worlders kill the female protagonist with body type politics +role-playing don't belong in video games anyway +--- 635123447 +And yet the Baldurs Gate 3 devs would point out how boring you actually are +--- 635123459 +>>635121447 +Based artifact guy +--- 635123476 +>new fantasy RPG with tons of races comes out +>pick white male +>pick the warrior class +--- 635123506 +>>635121396 (OP) +Black people are ugly and dont belong in well crafted media +--- 635123623 +>>635121396 (OP) +To be fair back in the day I used to listen to a Dreamcast podcast (in those days it was called internet radio) and one of the hosts said he didn't want to play Tomb Raider: The Last Revelation because he didn't like playing as a girl. +--- 635123638 +>>635121396 (OP) +Those Fallout 4 followers aren't player characters, whoever made this infographic is being deceptive, either on purpose or by sheer incompetence. diff --git a/v/635121454.txt b/v/635121454.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..3eaed35b08a7917335d7d531600b20c0a6f302ff --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635121454.txt @@ -0,0 +1,101 @@ +----- +--- 635121454 +Can we talk about this game? Ive never seen graphics and animations so realistic. I thought i was watching a live action clip + +https://youtu.be/IK76q13Aqt0 [Embed] + +Link for gsmeplay trailer +--- 635121897 +>>635121454 (OP) +>Can we talk about this game? +No, go away now. +--- 635121943 +>>635121897 + +Why? +--- 635121976 +>>635121454 (OP) +--- 635122073 +>>635121454 (OP) +>>635121976 +I CAN'T TELL WHAT'S REAL AND WHAT'S A GAME +--- 635122093 +>>635121943 +>Why? +This game has already been discussed to death. Read the archive. +--- 635122142 +>>635121943 +You're on /v/ we don't talk about games here +--- 635122148 +>>635122093 +No, go away now. +--- 635122231 +>>635122093 +bet you were the kind of faggot in forums who bitched about necroing without even being a janny +--- 635122260 +>>635121976 +kek +--- 635122341 +>>635121454 (OP) +I refuse to believe it's real until I actually play it +--- 635122346 +This is a literal movie game. +I don't think they are using animations, it seems more like actual recordings. +--- 635122392 +>>635121454 (OP) +looks realistic, but is it fun to play? +--- 635122408 +>>635122341 +it's not that unbelievable if you watch more than a few seconds of the trailers +--- 635122470 +>>635121454 (OP) +>Can we talk about this game? +Sure. Tell me about its mechanics. How many maps/levels are there? What's the weapon system? How are the controls? + +Oh, what's that? You can tell me none of those things? Well then perhaps you ought to fuck off, Mr Shill. +--- 635122476 +Floyd sisters... our response? +--- 635122558 +>>635122392 +its eyecandy but not much gameplay, don't expect something like SWAT or Ready or Not devs aim to make a linear story driven game with this +--- 635122559 +>>635122476 +All in all, you're just a +nother brick in the wall. +--- 635122628 +It's not a game +>B-but he showed him playing it in the unreal engine +That's still not a game +--- 635122651 +>>635122559 +yeah about that +--- 635122653 +>>635122476 +No saint floyds in this game +--- 635122664 +>make arm model follow mouse cursor and add shitty camera shake to everything +>zoomers shit and piss their pants thinking it's real life, they've never seen a game do this before +kek +--- 635122804 +>>635121454 (OP) +>being this retarded +Literally the mario model dropped into a realistic grass field of this year +--- 635123248 +>>635121454 (OP) +It's the same graphics as the Matrix UE5 demo, the only reason it looks impressive is because of the bodycam post processing that distorts everything and the fact that the very videogame-y NPC faces are hidden with a mosaic effect. +--- 635123412 +>>635122651 +TEAR DOWN THE WALL +--- 635123505 +gameplay looks boring af +--- 635123581 +>>635121943 +/v/ is not a video game board +--- 635123583 +>>635122653 +lame +--- 635123676 +>>635122231 +>"This topic has already been discussed, please use the search next time. + +>Mods, please lock this post" diff --git a/v/635121485.txt b/v/635121485.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..d4a1919b2504fa4a1b23a7b908f3babe070f18b9 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635121485.txt @@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ +----- +--- 635121485 +What your most nostalgia game in your era? +--- 635121865 +>>635121485 (OP) +what is this game? +--- 635121950 +>>635121485 (OP) +FFVII +--- 635122076 +>>635121865 +Nightmare creatures 2 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KU3cQppX6U [Embed] diff --git a/v/635121550.txt b/v/635121550.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..0f05809252e4f7d1990c4c726a7cf20ca3eaeb0f --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635121550.txt @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +----- +--- 635121550 +You DO buy instruction manuals for your games right /v/?? +--- 635122082 +Do I fuck diff --git a/v/635121567.txt b/v/635121567.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..7ac2a86eb4906d5f11d9a67c0a4d071d7de998fe --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635121567.txt @@ -0,0 +1,17 @@ +----- +--- 635121567 +what did she mean by this? +--- 635121752 +>>635121567 (OP) +You don't seem to understand +--- 635121813 +>>635121567 (OP) +PRESENT DAY... HEH +--- 635122126 +Duvet is just creep for femcels. +--- 635122391 +that you watched one of the most overrated hipstershit ever doesn't mean you're now allowed to spam it everywhere +next time don't be late for more than a decade +--- 635123018 +>>635121567 (OP) +>babbies 1st 2deep4u diff --git a/v/635121725.txt b/v/635121725.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..8a3d5284b06ca4a907edf61b376ccc8913db0c75 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635121725.txt @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +----- +--- 635121725 +Dis nigga really came here to justify his purchase of <mediocre triple-a game that just released> diff --git a/v/635121750.txt b/v/635121750.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..e27e6599cfe3e83445ab5215b33674b702358193 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635121750.txt @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +----- +--- 635121750 +I miss simple handhelds. Theres no way we wouldnt have gotten a Bocchi rhythm game or a Spy x Family action game by now in the GBA or DS era. +--- 635121793 +>>635121750 (OP) +good +--- 635121879 +>>635121750 (OP) +kys troon diff --git a/v/635121797.txt b/v/635121797.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..20b37ce168351d02ec70cb6c08a6b258bd75f568 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635121797.txt @@ -0,0 +1,28 @@ +----- +--- 635121797 +>game has useless companions you can't remove +Name the game. +--- 635121894 +Aqua is a buttslut and that's a good thing +--- 635121927 +>>635121797 (OP) +I want to watch aqua being filled with the seed of black men. +--- 635121983 +Kingmaker. +>can't tell Tristian to fuck off out of your kingdom because LE STORY +--- 635122007 +le commando girl +--- 635122101 +>Game has endless shilling from cumsoomers due to fapbait characters + +Nier was so shit +--- 635123190 +>>635121797 (OP) +RE4 +--- 635123258 +>>635121797 (OP) +Mass effect and the blue cunt +--- 635123512 +>>635121797 (OP) +Neverwinter Nights SoU and HotU with that little shit Deekin +Baldur's Gate 1 and 2 with that dumb meme gorilla Minsc and his meme rodent. diff --git a/v/635121827.txt b/v/635121827.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..82d28cc17670beec660dfb9008ad5a7a53ef0ff8 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635121827.txt @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +----- +--- 635121827 +>boss has a third phase +>hp bar fills up completely +--- 635121919 +japanese are so strong and badass diff --git a/v/635121864.txt b/v/635121864.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..b79467f5349f20860d14aa6b3e5de2980f93c537 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635121864.txt @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +----- +--- 635121864 +>game has mimic enemies diff --git a/v/635121952.txt b/v/635121952.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..6c09447c8607d294a9d33523feea85c743245002 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635121952.txt @@ -0,0 +1,29 @@ +----- +--- 635121952 +This is Paya, Link's future wife. +Say something nice about her. +--- 635122143 +cute ears +--- 635122263 +>>635121952 (OP) +I want to tease her. +--- 635122347 +>>635121952 (OP) +sexo +--- 635122430 +>>635121952 (OP) +>Impa is sworn to the royal blood line +>Knows that Zelda has been a shitty tsundere for Link all her life +>But her granddaughter admits to liking Link as well + +Who does she side with? +--- 635123125 +>>635122430 +Paya, duh +--- 635123247 +>>635123125 +>chestlet +Its over for Zelda +--- 635123726 +>>635121952 (OP) +Link's harem is Zelda, Paya and Riju diff --git a/v/635122037.txt b/v/635122037.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..e3a964c31fb1553e09a127ca5b3e606980dd383a --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635122037.txt @@ -0,0 +1,34 @@ +----- +--- 635122037 +Day 26, whats it going to be /v/? +--- 635122205 +I loev Laetitia +--- 635122560 +>>635122037 (OP) +also hes how the day went. +--- 635122702 +>>635122037 (OP) +first one, big bird +god tier ego and bigger bird +--- 635122787 +>>635122037 (OP) +first one +--- 635122903 +Can’t go wrong with the first or third one. Second one isn’t bad or anything, it just doesn’t offer you anything right now Since you’re fairly far in. But maybe you’d want that for the challenges ahead? +--- 635123291 +>>635122037 (OP) +The left one +--- 635123425 +>>635122037 (OP) +The centre one is easy to work on if I think what it is +It's also an easy PE box genrator provided you're willing to make the sacrifice +--- 635123485 +>>635122037 (OP) +Theyre all fairly easy to handle so it’s pick of the litter, manager +--- 635123542 +>>635122702 +>>635122787 +>>635122903 +>>635123291 +>>635123425 +picked left, heres the facility so far. was going to knock back some more core supressions and apparently you cant do them on memory imprint day, which is GAAAAY diff --git a/v/635122098.txt b/v/635122098.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..ccda9eb79d5e6a8384cb5e61a5dcd3a791f2175d --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635122098.txt @@ -0,0 +1,26 @@ +----- +--- 635122098 +why didn’t she take the ps5? +--- 635122393 +>>635122098 (OP) +>wicca +biggest red flag in america I think +--- 635122451 +reddit vidya screenshot thread? +--- 635122465 +>>635122098 (OP) +Because like her husband, it had no game(s) +--- 635122517 +>>635122098 (OP) +no games +--- 635122715 +>>635122451 +Post the comments. +--- 635122757 +>>635122715 +you already know what the are +--- 635122779 +>>635122098 (OP) +She already had a extension cord +--- 635123079 +He gets custody of the ps5 every second weekend. diff --git a/v/635122282.txt b/v/635122282.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..6ef4b388fc4cf7792dc8bd50f8685f85a9248645 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635122282.txt @@ -0,0 +1,25 @@ +----- +--- 635122282 +I hate Ayin so much it's fucking unbelievable +--- 635122418 +>>635122282 (OP) +she deserves better +--- 635122440 +>Here anon, your invitation +How do you respond? +--- 635122482 +>>635122418 +she really doesn't +--- 635122543 +day of the magnet never happened but it should +--- 635122636 +>>635122282 (OP) +>making secondary-friendly threads +i've already notified the head +--- 635122769 +only ryoshu chads can reply to this post +--- 635122861 +I loev Laetitia +--- 635123578 +>>635123337 +I want a Sneed choking George Floyd with his buttcheeks edit with One Sin and WN diff --git a/v/635122339.txt b/v/635122339.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..99f3952b78d5072e304fcc7ca19b98fefb2ece33 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635122339.txt @@ -0,0 +1,24 @@ +----- +--- 635122339 +Virgin here, do girls really like to be patted? +--- 635122420 +Only by chad +--- 635122518 +>>635122339 (OP) +Patting someone like a dog is weird, girls like if when you run your fingers through their hair and gently scratch the scalp + +I know because I pet my nieces +--- 635123317 +>>635122339 (OP) +me on the left +--- 635123393 +>>635122339 (OP) +My imouto hated it, cringed hard. +--- 635123438 +My GF loves head scratches, but not pats +--- 635123442 +>>635122339 (OP) +Yes, they also blush when you call them by their first name. +--- 635123569 +>>635122420 +This diff --git a/v/635122348.txt b/v/635122348.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..2a2492aade82469530b952679b59ffc84dddde91 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635122348.txt @@ -0,0 +1,16 @@ +----- +--- 635122348 +You do pick the main character in fighting and racing games, right? +--- 635122556 +i pick the least used character +--- 635123229 +>>635122348 (OP) +Im not a bland piece of toast npc faggot + +t. Wario main +--- 635123304 +i play the characters i like with exactly zero thought given to the meta +--- 635123369 +>>635123229 +>t. npc +What did he meant by this? diff --git a/v/635122358.txt b/v/635122358.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..54cf9c2f3cd72b9919a04087397e06c9df6680f5 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635122358.txt @@ -0,0 +1,12 @@ +----- +--- 635122358 +What went wrong? +--- 635122428 +>>635122358 (OP) +Champions +--- 635122473 +>>635122358 (OP) +turning it into overwatch and trying to balance everything for muh zoomer esports faggot that cries when he loses instead of making it kino slow tactical game +--- 635122505 +>>635122473 +but siege is the slowest it's ever been diff --git a/v/635122363.txt b/v/635122363.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..3054367918311bb183e4b10c7b581e71b733a59a --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635122363.txt @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +----- +--- 635122363 +>enemy has a stronger variant that's just the same enemy but recolored +I don't know how to feel about this diff --git a/v/635122413.txt b/v/635122413.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..66973e48f4fd6ec4ae11c97e9c59774560c3903a --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635122413.txt @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +----- +--- 635122413 +>gives you 100 1-ups after you fucking done with the game +--- 635122561 +as if you needed extra lives anyway +--- 635122663 +I alwqys tried to go where he jumped away to after diff --git a/v/635122426.txt b/v/635122426.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..8be9666a4c2aa2b0e8c3d6c38c251c730c810032 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635122426.txt @@ -0,0 +1,35 @@ +----- +--- 635122426 +Was this change really necessary? +--- 635122509 +Wouldn't it make more sense to change it to Enthrall? +--- 635122525 +>>635122426 (OP) +yeah, enslavement is for negros and ughyrs. not demons. +--- 635122614 +>every race on the planet have been slaves +>"people" only care about the niggers +--- 635122723 +>>635122426 (OP) +they have a work contract and everything now +--- 635122796 +>>635122426 (OP) +a better question might be how stupid are people that they think subjugation is a less brutal word? +--- 635122849 +>>635122426 (OP) +how dare them use subjugation as a rape victim I am triggered + +also +>killing is ok +>slavery is not +Californian double standards +--- 635122879 +>>635122614 +well, to be fair, blacks are the only race that are so incompetent that they are still enslaved in massive numbers even today. So it's easy to relate to them. +--- 635122950 +>>635122426 (OP) +>i will now play your game +is what they are thinking will happen? +--- 635122959 +>>635122509 +actually, is Thrall still called Thrall? diff --git a/v/635122438.txt b/v/635122438.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..a176176987be09ea104f21f0d8d53db61a5c9431 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635122438.txt @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +----- +--- 635122438 +Why do you guys make the same 8 threads ad nauseam +--- 635122567 +ironic coming from a footfag. you betas never shut the fuck up +--- 635123130 +You're just being a schizo, stop having pattern recognition. diff --git a/v/635122492.txt b/v/635122492.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..2a9fbf056252a140492a364db46930c0fef363a4 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635122492.txt @@ -0,0 +1,10 @@ +----- +--- 635122492 +The villain of the last game you played is now an Apostle after brokering a deal with the God Hand. How fucked are you? +--- 635122625 +>>635122492 (OP) +>Sun Haven +My character is already able to quite easily defeat one of that world's "gods" and I haven't even finished consuming 100 of every dish to max out my stats yet. And that's just the max you can get from food, the cap from stat potions (infinitely farm-able) is seemingly infinite. He would be fine. +--- 635123142 +>Resident Evil 5 +Funny, because Wesker would have been God Hand material if Void didn't already add Griffith. diff --git a/v/635122602.txt b/v/635122602.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..d824fd229bd8ac288dd0745a2fd6cf0a32003df7 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635122602.txt @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +----- +--- 635122602 +what games are a must play if you have an OLED HDR display? something with lots of darkness and bright light sources +--- 635122762 +>>635122602 (OP) +What are the odds OLEDs burn out faster before a new LED? diff --git a/v/635122607.txt b/v/635122607.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..a824a56bab0206afaedbad9e428d1f1585daea16 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635122607.txt @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +----- +--- 635122607 +Why did this game sell no copies? +Did Hellena taylor succeed in killing bayonetta off once and for all? +--- 635122697 +>>635122607 (OP) +Bayonetta 3 did it by itself being +--- 635122726 +too kiddy for bayonetta audience, too fiddly for actual kids +--- 635123098 +>>>>> diff --git a/v/635122619.txt b/v/635122619.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..be99799b5dda9ae50ad86fa6ad37d5c04b416b33 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635122619.txt @@ -0,0 +1,42 @@ +----- +--- 635122619 +Why aren't there more people shitting on Capcom? It's basically the japanese equivalent of EA. +--- 635122712 +cuz unlike EA they've made good games lately. sf6 is fun as fuck +--- 635122745 +>>635122619 (OP) +capcom can't stop winning since 2017 +--- 635122748 +you just wake up from a 13 year coma, gramps? +--- 635122763 +>>635122619 (OP) +uhmmm sister, i don't think begging for doomposting is a good strat +we should go back strategizing in the discord server +--- 635122905 +Monster Hunter: World&Rise +Resident Evil Renaissance +Dragon's Dogma 2 announcement + +I almost feel like they're one of the few companies releasing triple A games. +--- 635122954 +>>635122712 +>SF6 +You have massive shit taste. +--- 635123085 +>>635122954 +This +--- 635123171 +They're the only developer making good games. Them and From Software. +--- 635123370 +>>635122954 +>>635123085 +t. hasn't played the local mp demo with another human being. +--- 635123530 +>>635122619 (OP) +Idk, maybe because they make great games and wider variety of IP's than almost anyone that's actually considered good? I'd much sooner shitton Square Enix or Fromsoft over them +--- 635123639 +>>635122619 (OP) + +They may just be remaking games but the games they're remaking are good games. + +You buy the game and you have the entire game minus some skin shit that you can just mod in plus more. diff --git a/v/635122691.txt b/v/635122691.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..4a88124b46f8e7961507e5f2f0281337b2ebc9da --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635122691.txt @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +----- +--- 635122937 +take this pity reply +--- 635123005 +Only good post to come out of this new shitty buzzword +--- 635123091 +Kek. +--- 635123454 +ugly people use words like safe horny to describe attractive people doing nothing overtly sexual outside of existing. diff --git a/v/635122695.txt b/v/635122695.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..28ee3ef62016347e8a02ff67b8de5f53e1a00eb0 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635122695.txt @@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ +----- +--- 635122695 +What's the best Street Fighter game out there? +--- 635122742 +idk +--- 635122743 +dumps like a truck +--- 635122778 +>>635122695 (OP) +Melee. +--- 635122837 +>>635122695 (OP) +I PUT THE NEW FORGIS ON THE JEEP diff --git a/v/635122718.txt b/v/635122718.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..23cff4a7ff9a9212bf30396feef86402601048a3 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635122718.txt @@ -0,0 +1,15 @@ +----- +--- 635122718 +What the hell were they thinking? +--- 635122843 +>>635122718 (OP) +>Let's make the most fun FPS since Quake 3 +--- 635123279 +>>635122718 (OP) +>we want the zoomer audience +And it worked. +--- 635123528 +>>635122718 (OP) +Something along the lines of "They're playing the game WRONG! How can we stop that?" +--- 635123614 +they were thinking of something less fun than ultrakill diff --git a/v/635122732.txt b/v/635122732.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..4a3d4860261c200a69fb00e82ea2be07b88f5724 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635122732.txt @@ -0,0 +1,29 @@ +----- +--- 635122732 +all the sales projections are becoming true and even surpassed +--- 635122945 +>sales =/= quality +--- 635123030 +>871, near 1000 +That's still 129 millions to go, it's not "nothing" even at 10 dollar a ticket +--- 635123071 +>>635122732 (OP) +>yaaassss queen sisters lets cheerlead for our favorite goympany to make tons of momey while we eat ze bugs and own nothing +--- 635123192 +>>635123071 +>>635122945 +holy fucking malding, scaling and balding batman +--- 635123257 +>Italians get another SMV boost while other latins/meds get ignored +--- 635123296 +>>635123192 +>another moldeater +--- 635123329 +>>635122732 (OP) +how the fuck is this boring shit going billions while Disney is losing millions. wtf, its so basic to make money +--- 635123448 +>>635123329 +its mario +--- 635123475 +>>635122732 (OP) +Guys i fricking love -company- diff --git a/v/635122737.txt b/v/635122737.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..13a729df77f56e4e3d57f120dbd1a96a75a8a289 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635122737.txt @@ -0,0 +1,36 @@ +----- +--- 635122737 +Minecraft is an honory Nintendo game. +--- 635122821 +>>635122737 (OP) +wtf, doesn’t Microsoft own Minecraft? why isn’t anyone buying it and playing it on Xbox?? +--- 635122904 +>>635122821 +>xbox +>buying games +pick one +--- 635123008 +>>635122821 +Why would anyone buy a game that's on Game Pass day-one? Especially one that won't leave the service. +--- 635123092 +>>635122737 (OP) +xbox sisters... i don't feel so good... +--- 635123153 +>Nintendo is for children +we already knew this though +--- 635123204 +>>635122737 (OP) +What about PC? +--- 635123225 +>>635122821 +xbox is hilairously uncool and even small children know they are supporting the great satan by choosing the microsoft product +--- 635123407 +>>635122737 (OP) +Xchads don't buy it, we just play it +--- 635123483 +>>635123204 +>What about PC? +It's not having its best time. +--- 635123543 +>>635122821 +It's legends, spinoff garbage diff --git a/v/635122916.txt b/v/635122916.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..160051d4e2ba2846a05c82cf131bec2597cdae79 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635122916.txt @@ -0,0 +1,79 @@ +----- +--- 635122916 +How close are we into getting real androids like detroit become human? +--- 635122972 +What’s a woman? +--- 635123138 +>>635122972 +chad only +--- 635123191 +>>635122916 (OP) +20 years, but it may as well be 1000 because you'll never be able to afford them. + +Also they'll be wifi-only because fuck you. +--- 635123251 +>>635122916 (OP) +i was thinking about that too. but there are really good models that can pull that off but my rtx 3070ti has enough vram to generate them fast enough. maybe I upgrade it next month to a 4080. +--- 635123268 +>>635122916 (OP) +10 years, but they'll only fuck black men, not whitebois like you. +--- 635123272 +>>635122972 +CHICKEN N WINNIGISH +--- 635123321 +>>635123272 +You big eared FRERF +--- 635123325 +>>635122972 + +A female. 20 pounds of pussy and ass. +--- 635123328 +>>635123251 +Those thoughts you have laying in bed, but never actually do. But takes work to make it convincing and not do or say anything that would expose you. +--- 635123402 +>>635123191 +>make product with ridiculous mass appeal +>make it unreachable to the masses + +Never run a business. +--- 635123405 +>>635122916 (OP) +>paying for nudes +impossibly based +simps are subhuman +--- 635123428 +To be fair, women use so many filters it may as well be considered AI. +--- 635123436 +>>635122972 +A bitch who makes you open jars for her, apparently. +--- 635123441 +>>635123328 +i'm playing around with it most of them look pretty decent. the issue is I can't make the pics big enough. i have top upscale them. +--- 635123480 +>>635123402 +>To purchase our product you need a verified Phone +>masses +--- 635123490 +>>635122972 +What’s a +What’s a +What’s a +Woman +--- 635123536 +>>635122916 (OP) +>hands are covered up +the tell of an ai image +--- 635123541 +>>635122916 (OP) + +I knew I should have done this. Simps deserve it. +--- 635123564 +all ai images have the same resolution unless you run them through another ai upscaler and then you can definitely tell its ai because the photo looks too fake. +--- 635123592 +>>635122916 (OP) +How long until Reddit goes full schizo about AI? +--- 635123606 +>>635122972 +Women is a trip, uncle Funcle +--- 635123613 +Call me up when I can get a cow GF diff --git a/v/635122957.txt b/v/635122957.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..99e3e42916715d2aa78c0ede860335ff802d2427 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635122957.txt @@ -0,0 +1,21 @@ +----- +--- 635122957 +>A new hand touches the Beacon +--- 635123373 +>>635123275 +>Porn +Of course. Be honest, does porn occupy your mind 24/7? The comic isn't funny, I know you saved it because it was erotic. Fucking get a hobby, loser +--- 635123410 +>>635123373 +those are (You) magnets +--- 635123467 +She was better in oblivion +--- 635123601 +>>635122957 (OP) +F9 +--- 635123604 +>>635123373 +i thought it was very funny +--- 635123646 +>>635123410 +>In Germany, there are more men named Thomas in CEO positions than there are women diff --git a/v/635122973.txt b/v/635122973.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..cae7bfdfb1e9bdcd3867a378f9a9900cb0397e62 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635122973.txt @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +----- +--- 635122973 +>battle theme changes depending on if you're winning or losing diff --git a/v/635122989.txt b/v/635122989.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..dc5520738f02b0530b31380b51907070964bb446 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635122989.txt @@ -0,0 +1,50 @@ +----- +--- 635122989 +I decided that there are only five types of video games. +>Frat shit +Mostly social mainstream action games, though there are single player frat shits. Essentially generic AAA games; Call of Duty, Asassin's Creed, Counter Strike, Overwatch, Doom, etc. +>Nerd shit +Games that require the player to do any sort of math, are dependent on literary genre, and have annoying as shit fans. Classic WoW, The Witcher, any Strategy game, and the Elder Scrolls 1-4. Skyrim leans towards frat shit but has nerd shit DNA. If the fanbase of a game tells you that the only way to "enjoy" it is to download a bunch of mods and addons, it's nerd shit. +>Mom shit +Mobile and puzzle games. The prototypical mom shit game is Bejeweled (since I'm old) or Candy Crush (and their billion clones). Games that are exceptionally cheap, pretty, and simple. The kind of game where you don't go "five more minutes" because you're satisfied after a few seconds and that satisfaction stagnates. +>Dad shit +Games that have technical mechanics like nerd shit, except it's more of a simulacra of reality. The most famous dad shit game is Microsoft Flight Simulator 98. Some simple RTS games like Age of Empires 2 leans towards dad shit, as do most city builder games. Dad shit has one of two end goals; either to create a self-perpetuating system or to work towards efficiency in a non-combative role. When as a truck driver you find the best routes, when as a fisher you have the best pole, and when as a city builder your city maintains itself for the most part. +>Sister shit +Think the games streamers play. Either simple indie games with one engaging mechanic, or shitty horror games. Think Stardew Valley or Animal Crossing, for the horror side think FNAF or Slender. While these games aren't technically related they do attract the same audience for some fucking reason so I count them both. In essence, what games does Game Theory talk about. +--- 635123019 +Obviously, this is practically a spectrum, a lot of games are split between them. The worst case is retail WoW which is all five, and shitty at all of them, but most games are somehow connected to two out of five. +--- 635123140 +>>635122989 (OP) +yui sexo +--- 635123169 +>fag shit +op +--- 635123194 +>>635122989 (OP) +that's interesting, I'm just gonna throw out a couple of games and see where they would fall under these categories +>fate grand order +>death stranding +>sekiro +>elden ring +>littlebigplanet +>splatoon +--- 635123282 +>>635122989 (OP) +you leave out a vast amount of games like this +--- 635123319 +Do milsims fall under Nerd Shit or Dad Shit? +--- 635123596 +>>635123194 +>FGO +That's nerd shit in the form of mom shit. +>Death stranding +That's dad shit, but with its sci-fi elements, it has nerd shit DNA. I'd say it's 70-30. +>Sekiro +>Elden Ring +Frat shit. I think souls games were once nerd shit but because the fanbase isn't that annoying anymore, it involves minimal math, and fantasy but I think they've evolved into frat shit over the years. Especially since they're mechanically more forgiving. +>LBP +Sister shit. It's fun, cute, and nonlinear. If Game Theory was popular in 2009 I imagine LBP would be a common theme for Matt. +>Splatoon +Frat shit with sister shit aesthetics. Remember, frat shit isn't literally games frat guys play. They're games that are either social or polished and easy to play. It may look like sister shit, but it's a mainstream online 3PS so by any definition it's frat shit. +>>635123319 +Depends if combat is the main focus. I think WarThunder is obviously a Nerd-Frat combination for example. diff --git a/v/635123026.txt b/v/635123026.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..c13196b766c994374c9a8eb0453a1a1cad1384ef --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635123026.txt @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +----- +--- 635123026 +This is one of the worst AAA games I've ever played. Like top 10. +More linear and scripted than a CoD, cringier dialogues than a Ubisoft game. +I was hoping I was in a tutorial but apparently I'm 1/3 into this garbage. Yet I'm still playing through segments of actual gameplay that are a minute long and sandwiched between a HL2 "cutscene" and and actual cutscene. + +I like Arkane so I'm thinking about trying Youngblood. If the people who enjoyed TNO think Youngblood is bad that either means it's great or it's the worst game ever made. +--- 635123223 +Arkane didn't make Youngblood. They merely helped out because the main studio couldn't do shit on time or something. +--- 635123473 +I wish picrel had sold better. diff --git a/v/635123080.txt b/v/635123080.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..5304ac644f31fdc63998ea4dc36f2bda4bd118b4 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635123080.txt @@ -0,0 +1,19 @@ +----- +--- 635123080 +Am I the only one who're enjoying Wild Hearts? +--- 635123135 +>>635123080 (OP) +Yes the only person on this whole planet, you're so special. +--- 635123164 +>>635123080 (OP) +Yes, you are the only whore playing this EA garbage +--- 635123424 +>>635123080 (OP) +Yes, you have my condolences. +--- 635123559 +>he fell for the streamer bait monster hunter clone +lol retard +--- 635123598 +>>635123080 (OP) +No, you're not the only one OP. +I actually enjoyed it more than the trash that is MH Rise diff --git a/v/635123083.txt b/v/635123083.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..ad91a59d7626af20d77daa9c837daf81e230747e --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635123083.txt @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +----- +--- 635123083 +I can't believe how cute Cirno is! +--- 635123182 +Don't adress my sex slave in such a way diff --git a/v/635123124.txt b/v/635123124.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..f68bcd7e1d420635dc051510fc70a9aecae25111 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635123124.txt @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +----- +--- 635123124 +Doom 3 was from a different time! diff --git a/v/635123146.txt b/v/635123146.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..3560c46c26ff18bbf72f251be8e5c6c6fa76febf --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635123146.txt @@ -0,0 +1,18 @@ +----- +--- 635123146 +Am I the only person who didn't actually play any Minecraft or Fortnite growing up? +Minecraft for the weird zoomers. +Fortnite for turbo normie zoomers. +--- 635123387 +>>635123146 (OP) +--- 635123491 +>>635123146 (OP) +I think you might be right, damn, that's really cool. I wish I could be as cool as you anon :) +--- 635123608 +>>635123146 (OP) +Minecraft came out when I first started college and was more interested in getting high and had lost interest in vidya as a whole. It probably would have consumed my life if I’d played it when I was younger. +--- 635123637 +>>635123146 (OP) +Do you mean are you the only zoomer to not play these games? I’m 35 and I played both games twice to see what the fuss was about. Maybe made it about 30 minutes into MC before realizing this is just an autism sim. I really tried to like fortnite but me and none of my friends liked it. BR games are fucking lame. They are just mobile games as far as I’m concerned. Many games last for like 10 mins at the most, shooting is fucking shit, and the second I shot at someone, this tower of Babylon would form out of nowhere and it just looked gay as fuck. IMO, apex is the only good br game and even that is shit. + +Sad all the quality of vidya I had compared to zoomer now. Jesus, a game where you smash blocks over and over is a zoomer wet dream. Da fuck? diff --git a/v/635123175.txt b/v/635123175.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..92a8e84982078a8928ed80b99da7c9d350e3df93 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635123175.txt @@ -0,0 +1,12 @@ +----- +--- 635123175 +Wow, i never thought these would blend well +--- 635123408 +>>635123175 (OP) +Steam, as usual, its shit. +>be playing xcom +>suddenly the only thing I love are tags related to xcom +Shit feature. +--- 635123469 +>>635123408 +where is your anime tag? tourist diff --git a/v/635123236.txt b/v/635123236.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..80c143c47cdc9f9c7ad81ddd330d4b011d67730f --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635123236.txt @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +----- +--- 635123236 +Have graphics gone too far? +--- 635123482 +I HATE SAND, IT STICKS EVERYWHERE AND ITS FUCKING ANNOYING diff --git a/v/635123239.txt b/v/635123239.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..2de700409f1eef7fd994d2231ec4e9eb7a3ff186 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635123239.txt @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +----- +--- 635123239 +how can i grow up diff --git a/v/635123261.txt b/v/635123261.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..cfe0c05819cfeccc8fbda79c21f4be0300c5b78c --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635123261.txt @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +----- +--- 635123261 +>Mogs your shallow ass soulslop combat +This is what a real game looks like +--- 635123458 +Just bought this seeing all the recommendations here, give me tips and things to know before playing desu~ +Haven't really played any fromsoft game, got halfway into bloodborne but it filtered me hard. The game was too spoopy for me, combat was too hard and the atmosphere was very depressing, but I was very young when I played and couldn't appreciate those things, definitely have to give it a try again. +--- 635123645 +Being a Niohfag must be suffering. You literally think inna constant fog of jealousy and penis envy. diff --git a/v/635123273.txt b/v/635123273.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..6e631902128365e0e95c291c9e0d397935e42bdc --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635123273.txt @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +----- +--- 635123273 +>https://www.ign.com/articles/resident-evil-4-remake-and-playstation-5-topped-us-sales-charts-in-march-2023 + +I guess /v/ was wrong again. +--- 635123380 +I'm taking a fat shit right now, bro :3 diff --git a/v/635123334.txt b/v/635123334.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..df72b382832ac2bea4f85f8f6bbf634f70370494 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635123334.txt @@ -0,0 +1,12 @@ +----- +--- 635123334 +Tried pic related recently and got disappointed by the bait and switch. Are there any good actual sci-fi jrpgs or even wrpgs, that arent mass effect? +--- 635123445 +>>635123334 (OP) +Yes there are +--- 635123558 +>>635123334 (OP) +astlibra +--- 635123665 +>>635123558 +That looks like another generic fantasy rpg diff --git a/v/635123390.txt b/v/635123390.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..199516d984a312fedd97c73c72a5c55853096baa --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635123390.txt @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +----- +--- 635123390 +Any games, single player or multiplayer, where you can be a slave/servant for female characters? +I'm fine with online communities for multiplayer games too that allows this dynamic (for example grinding or doing stuff for female characters/players) diff --git a/v/635123395.txt b/v/635123395.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..d9431cc5d325d6a7ff9b4ba65d05e0bf9f60b83d --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635123395.txt @@ -0,0 +1,18 @@ +----- +--- 635123395 +>Ah yes… I will happily pay 70 dollars for digital PC games… I will buy all the DLC too… +--- 635123515 +I look like this and say this +--- 635123560 +>>635123395 (OP) +I look EXACTLY like her +--- 635123591 +>digital PC games +What's the problem? You're paying in digital dollars +--- 635123624 +>>635123395 (OP) +>>635123560 +rape rape rape rape rape rape +--- 635123632 +>>635123395 (OP) +I will use CreamAPI for all the DLC diff --git a/v/635123427.txt b/v/635123427.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..dafe3fc6998b3c2e925be052787fd783677603c7 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635123427.txt @@ -0,0 +1,14 @@ +----- +--- 635123427 +>no crafting +>no endgame other than dungeons +>aspects cant be traded, you have to grind the same shit over and over and hope to get lucky +>their design ””philosopy”” is that what drops for you is what you will base your build around instead of other way around +>dogshit slow combat +>long cooldowns (lmfao) +>no holy templar class +>mobile chink gacha UI +>$70 +>battlepass +>microtransactions +>pre-purchasers play 4 days earlier diff --git a/v/635123472.txt b/v/635123472.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..cb4c4d6e2424ac0ad61f5aafec505825bf68c130 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635123472.txt @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +----- +--- 635123472 +I'm tired of pretending MGS2 isn't the worst mainline game +--- 635123510 +>>635123472 (OP) +solid snake if he straight +--- 635123618 +going open world was a mistake diff --git a/v/635123492.txt b/v/635123492.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..0b8b055239379c3f67b97d82e0c77a0e322c6c77 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635123492.txt @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +----- +--- 635123492 +Capcom fucking ruined this game now. They literally fucking took away any reason to replay it and all its replay value. The best thing about the game was the skips. Resident Evil was always a speedrunner game, it makes no sense to do this. I'm so fucking angry about it. I wish I knew in advance they were going to do this, so I could have just refunded it and never played. The gameplay isn't even that good anyway, the speedrunning meta is what made it good. Fuck crapcom. +--- 635123585 +They patched the skips? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH +SPEEDRUN BROS I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD +--- 635123617 +>>635123492 (OP) +This has massive speed running community and has had multiple speed running tournaments since release. Fuck off. diff --git a/v/635123563.txt b/v/635123563.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..b6f2ba35f416beeebf40be4d757a8f32616b4a7e --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635123563.txt @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +----- +--- 635123563 +Worth pirating? +I liked SO4 diff --git a/v/635123571.txt b/v/635123571.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..368bffdc566a9ae92fdb57b1a364164ff4338934 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/635123571.txt @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +----- +--- 635123571 +>half the board is off topic tranime coomshit again +--- 635123642 +>>half the board is off topic tranime coomshit again