Rugged Human Pirate Caveman wearing a black pirate hat in a Vast, Night Club Cave

A lone figure, hirsute and raw, looms against the dimly lit, earthy backdrop of an immense, Booming Dance Floor. His rugged visage, derived from ages of survival and underpinned by an indomitable spirit, bears no trace of make-believe or fancy adornments. His clothing is minimal; merely patches of animal hides for protection against the elements. Standing before a DJ mixer and turntables to spread the spirt of Festive Tribe Rythm and Groove of the night. 

In this cave, he does not share quarters with a cat or a lion. No, there's no room for such fantastical creatures in this world of simplicity, nature, and solitude. Instead, the cave echo
Rugged Human Pirate Caveman wearing a black pirate hat in a Vast