There was an extremely obnoxious boy in Kerry's economics class. He monopolized every class discussion with his mediocre ideas. The professor could never get him to be quiet. One day, he showed up to class with laryngitis.
 I don't know what happened next but it took a while for the doctor and student staff at my university (who were all over me) who had been following this guy around so closely that they would have called us on our own accord

I'm not sure if this is a coincidence or just the result of being at school for two weeks straight and having no idea what I had done wrong (the only thing that really bothered me about it), but my teacher told us