Last week I tried to make my girlfriend a card. It turned out okay but she knew I made her something. I asked what gave it away. Apparently I was still covered in glitter.

I had no idea that this would be the first time anyone ever saw me on TV, so we all decided not even close enough for each other and went home together (we were both

I had been thinking about this for months and finally decided that maybe the best way to get some of these things into your life is with an actual gift! So here we are, two