{"action":"opened","issue":{"url":"https://api.github.com/repos/18F/dolores-landingham-slack-bot/issues/239","repository_url":"https://api.github.com/repos/18F/dolores-landingham-slack-bot","labels_url":"https://api.github.com/repos/18F/dolores-landingham-slack-bot/issues/239/labels{/name}","comments_url":"https://api.github.com/repos/18F/dolores-landingham-slack-bot/issues/239/comments","events_url":"https://api.github.com/repos/18F/dolores-landingham-slack-bot/issues/239/events","html_url":"https://github.com/18F/dolores-landingham-slack-bot/issues/239","id":189743033,"number":239,"title":"Reminder that Dolores is not a human","user":{"login":"zacharycohn","id":614963,"avatar_url":"https://avatars.githubusercontent.com/u/614963?v=3","gravatar_id":"","url":"https://api.github.com/users/zacharycohn","html_url":"https://github.com/zacharycohn","followers_url":"https://api.github.com/users/zacharycohn/followers","following_url":"https://api.github.com/users/zacharycohn/following{/other_user}","gists_url":"https://api.github.com/users/zacharycohn/gists{/gist_id}","starred_url":"https://api.github.com/users/zacharycohn/starred{/owner}{/repo}","subscriptions_url":"https://api.github.com/users/zacharycohn/subscriptions","organizations_url":"https://api.github.com/users/zacharycohn/orgs","repos_url":"https://api.github.com/users/zacharycohn/repos","events_url":"https://api.github.com/users/zacharycohn/events{/privacy}","received_events_url":"https://api.github.com/users/zacharycohn/received_events","type":"User","site_admin":false},"labels":[],"state":"open","locked":false,"assignee":null,"assignees":[],"milestone":null,"comments":0,"created_at":"2016-11-16T15:43:33Z","updated_at":"2016-11-16T15:43:33Z","closed_at":null,"body":"I know of several examples of newcomers to 18F (typically our coworkers who do not come from technical backgrounds) getting messages from Dolores and not realizing she is a robot. It's possible Dolores mentions this in her first message (I haven't been able to find where the messages are listed, so I haven't been able to confirm), but even if so, it is not clear that this is not a human being.\r\n\r\nI propose we add the following sentence, or some version of it (If someone can point out where the queue of messages are kept, I can submit a pull request myself):\r\n\r\n\"Just to make sure you know something else. I am not a human being. I am what is called a \"bot\" - short for robot! I'm a computer program designed by several of your coworkers to help make your 18F onboarding experience as smooth and joyful as possible.\""}}
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