{"action":"created","issue":{"url":"https://api.github.com/repos/tgstation/-tg-station/issues/17013","repository_url":"https://api.github.com/repos/tgstation/-tg-station","labels_url":"https://api.github.com/repos/tgstation/-tg-station/issues/17013/labels{/name}","comments_url":"https://api.github.com/repos/tgstation/-tg-station/issues/17013/comments","events_url":"https://api.github.com/repos/tgstation/-tg-station/issues/17013/events","html_url":"https://github.com/tgstation/-tg-station/pull/17013","id":149763702,"number":17013,"title":"[WIP] Adds mystery boxes to maint loot (plus some easter eggs)","user":{"login":"coiax","id":609465,"avatar_url":"https://avatars.githubusercontent.com/u/609465?v=3","gravatar_id":"","url":"https://api.github.com/users/coiax","html_url":"https://github.com/coiax","followers_url":"https://api.github.com/users/coiax/followers","following_url":"https://api.github.com/users/coiax/following{/other_user}","gists_url":"https://api.github.com/users/coiax/gists{/gist_id}","starred_url":"https://api.github.com/users/coiax/starred{/owner}{/repo}","subscriptions_url":"https://api.github.com/users/coiax/subscriptions","organizations_url":"https://api.github.com/users/coiax/orgs","repos_url":"https://api.github.com/users/coiax/repos","events_url":"https://api.github.com/users/coiax/events{/privacy}","received_events_url":"https://api.github.com/users/coiax/received_events","type":"User","site_admin":false},"labels":[{"url":"https://api.github.com/repos/tgstation/-tg-station/labels/Controversial","name":"Controversial","color":"006b75"},{"url":"https://api.github.com/repos/tgstation/-tg-station/labels/Do%20Not%20Merge","name":"Do Not Merge","color":"460606"},{"url":"https://api.github.com/repos/tgstation/-tg-station/labels/Feature","name":"Feature","color":"009800"},{"url":"https://api.github.com/repos/tgstation/-tg-station/labels/Work%20In%20Progress","name":"Work In Progress","color":"e11d21"}],"state":"open","locked":false,"assignee":null,"milestone":null,"comments":21,"created_at":"2016-04-20T13:12:09Z","updated_at":"2016-04-25T12:00:17Z","closed_at":null,"pull_request":{"url":"https://api.github.com/repos/tgstation/-tg-station/pulls/17013","html_url":"https://github.com/tgstation/-tg-station/pull/17013","diff_url":"https://github.com/tgstation/-tg-station/pull/17013.diff","patch_url":"https://github.com/tgstation/-tg-station/pull/17013.patch"},"body":":cl: coiax\r\nrscadd: Mysterious suitcases have been reported found in the disused tunnels of the station.\r\nwip: It appears using brute force to open these boxes destroys the contents.\r\n/:cl:\r\n\r\nThese use exactly the same loot table as [abandoned crates](https://github.com/tgstation/-tg-station/blob/master/code/modules/mining/abandoned_crates.dm), (with one modification for easter egg), which you found on the old asteroid.\r\n\r\nTo repeat:\r\n\r\nDestruction of the mystery box DESTROYS the contents. It doesn't matter if you throw it in lava (it's fireproof anyway) or blow it up, or whatnot, destruction of the box destroys the contents.\r\n\r\nEaster egg is an immortal candy bar which replicates if used for suicide, and cannot be destroyed a la the nuke disk. But aside from that, it's literally just a bar of candy. OR IS IT? No, it's just a special candy bar. Junkfood limitations even stops it from being that useful as a food source.\r\n# Unlock Possibilities\r\n\r\n- The box asks if you will consent to invasive medical testing in order to secure the contents. If you consent, it locks itself to your arm, spawns some ayys, and gives you to them as a freebie, already slept and cuffed. Once the box notes you have been proccessed, it cheerfully unlocks as you vomit slimes and/or burst into a slimy cocoon. Or you might get the GOOD ayyorgan. Like that'll happen.\r\n- The box needs to go on a tour of the station, and visit high security locations for \"survey purposes\". So it locks itself to your arm, and then you go on a tour of a random selection of destinations including but not limited to: Armoury, Captain's Office, Aft Solar Array, Atmospherics, Toxins, Chemistry, AI Core. You know, a bunch of places that a) are hard to get to, and b) places that the Syndicate would certainly love to smuggle in surveillance devices to. Not that that's what the box is doing, obviously.\r\n- The box needs you to drink a complex alchoholic beverage.\r\n- The box says that you are free to open it, but doing so may draw unwanted attention. Opening the box does nothing, but the user is plagued by constant sensations of being watched. *OR* A ninja is spawned with orders to kill the user.\r\n- The box demands that the user read some objectionable content over the radio. Once the lynch mob reaches a fever pitch, the admins will unlock it. Or not. You know. They're fickle like that.\r\n- The box demands TOTAL OBEDIENCE. Accepting costs the user their IMMORTAL SOUL, but has no other ill effects.\r\n- The box says if the user opens it, they'll be friends forever. And then you'll never be able to get rid of it. Until the user dies. Then it'll haunt their clone instead.\r\n- The box demands an ID card with a very specific set of odd accesses.\r\n- The box gives unlimited password attempts, but only opens if you say please.\r\n- The box says that the next person who tries to open it will be gibbed. Pass it to your friends and tell them you found a mystery box!\r\n- The box demands to be thrown in lava. It then disappears, mocking you.\r\n- The box says that if you open it, it'll summon meteors. If you do, there's a nice loud announcement so the crew knows who to lynch for trading a meteor storm for *rolls* a collectable top hat.\r\n- The box demands 100 credits in space cash in non-serial unmarked bills.\r\n- The box demands that you hit a bunch of people over the head with it while crying THE BOX MADE ME DO IT.\r\n- The box turns you into a pony.\r\n- The box curses you with skeleton voices, meaning that every time you talk everyone is annoyed and tries to kill you because REFERENCES ARE V NAUGHTY.\r\n- The box says that you're not worthy, and insists that you give it to another crew member.\r\n- The box only opens when the moon is full. What's that? There's no moon around the space station. WELL I GUESS THAT JUST SUCKS FOR YOU THEN DOESN'T IT.\r\n- The box literally opens when you try to open it. Because not all of the box requirements are evil.\r\n- The box demands the corpses of 8 space carp.\r\n- The box says it won't open unless Reed Glover asks it to.\r\n- The box demands a diamond.\r\n- The box opens, but subjects you to intense radiation.\r\n- The box will only open if you can DEFEAT ITS CHAMPION IN BOXING COMBAT. (It's a ghost role! And then the champion evapourates)\r\n- The box only opens if you feed Ian a sausage.\r\n- The box will only open if the temperature around it exceeds 2000 degrees C. Or K. Or F. WhO kNoWs!?\r\n- The box picks two things from the above list.\r\n- The box prays to the admins for \"EVIL BOX OPENING IDEAS\"\r\n- The box  runs out of original ideas and just plays I Spy.\r\n- The box brings out the solver from the old abandoned crates.\r\n- The box permamently changes your name to UTried Boxlover.\r\n- The box says it'll only open when thrown into supermatter. It lies and gets destroyed. You feel despair.\r\n- The box spawns a facehugger, and is there unlocked when you wake up.\r\n- The box makes all ghosts visible to you. They mock you constantly, you feel like shit.\r\n\r\nWIP NOTIFICATION\r\n\r\nThe puzzle at present is a random 4 digit code, with 3 tries, and no feedback about what you've gotten right. Obviously, that isn't particularly \"friendly\", and assuming a random code and random tries, you've got a 0.03% chance of success. Point is, we can tailor our difficulty based on the value of what people think the random box is worth.\r\n\r\n- [ ] add boxes to loot table\r\n- [x] ~~fucking less gloves please~~ IGNORE GLOVES OR @Bawhoppen will cry\r\n- [ ] make mystery box puzzle actually fair or solvable\r\n- [ ] Stop candy uprising(?)"},"comment":{"url":"https://api.github.com/repos/tgstation/-tg-station/issues/comments/214282691","html_url":"https://github.com/tgstation/-tg-station/pull/17013#issuecomment-214282691","issue_url":"https://api.github.com/repos/tgstation/-tg-station/issues/17013","id":214282691,"user":{"login":"optimumtact","id":2544323,"avatar_url":"https://avatars.githubusercontent.com/u/2544323?v=3","gravatar_id":"","url":"https://api.github.com/users/optimumtact","html_url":"https://github.com/optimumtact","followers_url":"https://api.github.com/users/optimumtact/followers","following_url":"https://api.github.com/users/optimumtact/following{/other_user}","gists_url":"https://api.github.com/users/optimumtact/gists{/gist_id}","starred_url":"https://api.github.com/users/optimumtact/starred{/owner}{/repo}","subscriptions_url":"https://api.github.com/users/optimumtact/subscriptions","organizations_url":"https://api.github.com/users/optimumtact/orgs","repos_url":"https://api.github.com/users/optimumtact/repos","events_url":"https://api.github.com/users/optimumtact/events{/privacy}","received_events_url":"https://api.github.com/users/optimumtact/received_events","type":"User","site_admin":false},"created_at":"2016-04-25T12:00:17Z","updated_at":"2016-04-25T12:00:17Z","body":"add one with a salt shaker, a toy singulo and an orange"}}