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Socialism cannot ensure conditions of life and\nconsumption in accordance with the principle \"From each according to his\nability, to each according to his needs.\"  This will be under communism.\nSocialism has a different criterion for distributing social benefits:\n\"From each according to his ability, to each according to his work.\"'\n-- Mikhail Gorbachev, _Perestroika_","distinct":true,"url":"https://api.github.com/repos/whfern/github-is-not-your-cv/commits/81e305287074d12c440c25b4e7b35a62b2848766"},{"sha":"cd628f57a836b3ddbed3fbce89e7571ab354d4b9","author":{"email":"33a14998d667b9f3cc0521f9265fff11c824ec25@gmail.com","name":"whfern"},"message":"Captain Penny's Law:\n\tYou can fool all of the people some of the\n\ttime, and some of the people all of the\n\ttime, but you can't fool mom.","distinct":true,"url":"https://api.github.com/repos/whfern/github-is-not-your-cv/commits/cd628f57a836b3ddbed3fbce89e7571ab354d4b9"},{"sha":"7f88acedc840fee3bd44cb350ee9bbe0f2f946d2","author":{"email":"33a14998d667b9f3cc0521f9265fff11c824ec25@gmail.com","name":"whfern"},"message":"Every word is like an unnecessary stain on silence and nothingness.\n\t\t-- Beckett","distinct":true,"url":"https://api.github.com/repos/whfern/github-is-not-your-cv/commits/7f88acedc840fee3bd44cb350ee9bbe0f2f946d2"},{"sha":"87d972a852d46bf67d98e63177b14bb650c42f22","author":{"email":"33a14998d667b9f3cc0521f9265fff11c824ec25@gmail.com","name":"whfern"},"message":"It's amazing how many people you could be friends with if only they'd\nmake the first approach.","distinct":true,"url":"https://api.github.com/repos/whfern/github-is-not-your-cv/commits/87d972a852d46bf67d98e63177b14bb650c42f22"},{"sha":"4d371cb5fc103a64ee2ded03dc277cac8ab35a3f","author":{"email":"33a14998d667b9f3cc0521f9265fff11c824ec25@gmail.com","name":"whfern"},"message":"Blow it out your ear.","distinct":true,"url":"https://api.github.com/repos/whfern/github-is-not-your-cv/commits/4d371cb5fc103a64ee2ded03dc277cac8ab35a3f"},{"sha":"5a91d780409d29cf009962d465e466b9ed201f89","author":{"email":"33a14998d667b9f3cc0521f9265fff11c824ec25@gmail.com","name":"whfern"},"message":"The other day I... uh, no, that wasn't me.\n\t\t-- Steven Wright","distinct":true,"url":"https://api.github.com/repos/whfern/github-is-not-your-cv/commits/5a91d780409d29cf009962d465e466b9ed201f89"},{"sha":"24c4b134f74a0a4299e779040121ebc4829d351d","author":{"email":"33a14998d667b9f3cc0521f9265fff11c824ec25@gmail.com","name":"whfern"},"message":"Never trust a computer you can't repair yourself.","distinct":true,"url":"https://api.github.com/repos/whfern/github-is-not-your-cv/commits/24c4b134f74a0a4299e779040121ebc4829d351d"}]}