{"action":"opened","issue":{"url":"https://api.github.com/repos/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/9229","repository_url":"https://api.github.com/repos/d3athrow/vgstation13","labels_url":"https://api.github.com/repos/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/9229/labels{/name}","comments_url":"https://api.github.com/repos/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/9229/comments","events_url":"https://api.github.com/repos/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/9229/events","html_url":"https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/9229","id":145549016,"number":9229,"title":"A very important thing that is entirely needed for the administration team right now","user":{"login":"Skullyton","id":9110500,"avatar_url":"https://avatars.githubusercontent.com/u/9110500?v=3","gravatar_id":"","url":"https://api.github.com/users/Skullyton","html_url":"https://github.com/Skullyton","followers_url":"https://api.github.com/users/Skullyton/followers","following_url":"https://api.github.com/users/Skullyton/following{/other_user}","gists_url":"https://api.github.com/users/Skullyton/gists{/gist_id}","starred_url":"https://api.github.com/users/Skullyton/starred{/owner}{/repo}","subscriptions_url":"https://api.github.com/users/Skullyton/subscriptions","organizations_url":"https://api.github.com/users/Skullyton/orgs","repos_url":"https://api.github.com/users/Skullyton/repos","events_url":"https://api.github.com/users/Skullyton/events{/privacy}","received_events_url":"https://api.github.com/users/Skullyton/received_events","type":"User","site_admin":false},"labels":[],"state":"open","locked":false,"assignee":null,"milestone":null,"comments":0,"created_at":"2016-04-03T22:54:05Z","updated_at":"2016-04-03T22:54:05Z","closed_at":null,"body":"Now that there's a big ol' friendly [CANCER] button to smite all those who dare try and pray with something that's fairly buggy and evil, an admin came up with an idea for another button.\r\n\r\nA button that automatically blows the arse off of whoever is inflicted with it."}}