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Upon\nentering, the British blatantly violated every conceivable convention,\nand, though they went through the house virtually bit by bit, their\nsearch was fruitless.  They had to return empty handed.  Word of the\nincident propagated rapidly through the region.  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He generally picks the wrong time to talk\nand says the wrong things.  Talking's something you can't do judiciously,\nunless you keep in practice.  Now, sir, we'll talk if you like.\tI'll tell\nyou right out, I'm a man who likes talking to a man who likes to talk.\"\n-- Sidney Greenstreet, _The Maltese Falcon_","distinct":true,"url":"https://api.github.com/repos/whfern/github-is-not-your-cv/commits/f76a2eafe0b687667c720f609d74ab40687ba96b"},{"sha":"35587cd9ebe082a1b85557cbacb0b203009f64a0","author":{"email":"33a14998d667b9f3cc0521f9265fff11c824ec25@gmail.com","name":"whfern"},"message":"If you're careful enough, nothing bad or good will ever happen to you.","distinct":true,"url":"https://api.github.com/repos/whfern/github-is-not-your-cv/commits/35587cd9ebe082a1b85557cbacb0b203009f64a0"},{"sha":"10838cc939d7905ac834e9b9f88681c894ccaa12","author":{"email":"33a14998d667b9f3cc0521f9265fff11c824ec25@gmail.com","name":"whfern"},"message":"God doesn't play dice.\n\t\t-- Albert Einstein","distinct":true,"url":"https://api.github.com/repos/whfern/github-is-not-your-cv/commits/10838cc939d7905ac834e9b9f88681c894ccaa12"},{"sha":"93d149095b91dc869704565d9d7a063ced5832e2","author":{"email":"33a14998d667b9f3cc0521f9265fff11c824ec25@gmail.com","name":"whfern"},"message":"By the yard, life is hard.\nBy the inch, it's a cinch.","distinct":true,"url":"https://api.github.com/repos/whfern/github-is-not-your-cv/commits/93d149095b91dc869704565d9d7a063ced5832e2"},{"sha":"65f2b60100d820d76f43179400d4cf020fa974ad","author":{"email":"33a14998d667b9f3cc0521f9265fff11c824ec25@gmail.com","name":"whfern"},"message":"One can't proceed from the informal to the formal by formal means.","distinct":true,"url":"https://api.github.com/repos/whfern/github-is-not-your-cv/commits/65f2b60100d820d76f43179400d4cf020fa974ad"},{"sha":"1e40bb6f8415e6f9d764659b3a2b1b6f3a97639f","author":{"email":"33a14998d667b9f3cc0521f9265fff11c824ec25@gmail.com","name":"whfern"},"message":"Again she fled, but swift he came.\nTin'\buviel!  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