Teacher:In this task, you are given a text of many news articles seperated by special token "|||||". Your task is to summarize them.
Teacher: Now, understand the problem? Solve this instance: This is the kind of girl that John Mayer belongs with - someone who dresses from a dumpster and is drunk enough to be attracted to a plastic bag. 
  
 Which is good because when we think of John, that is the first image that comes to mind. A gigantic D-Bag! 
  
 John has been flirting with Ke$ha over his life-line, Twitter, as of late. Over the weekend, he asked his fans to stop denying their own love for her and own up to the fact that they like her music. He then sent out a personal message to Ke$ha with some lackluster humor attached. He wrote: 
  
 "Dear Ke$ha, you have won me over with your tricks and charms and I must tell you I really like your song. Though I must add I tried brushing with a bottle of Jack and I chipped a tooth on the glass. Where might I remit an invoice?" 
  
 Wow, John. You're are so clever. Next time you try that, though, how about you chew on the glass for a bit after you've finished brushing your teeth? 
  
 Of course, Ke$ha just had to respond to him. And by respond, we mean she posted a lyric to one of her new songs because her brain can't handle more than one mental thought at a time and right now, she is promoting that song all over the place. She wrote: 
  
 "Dear John Mayer. Don't be a little bitch wit ur chit chat. Jus $how me where ur dick's at . x" 
  
 No need, bb! If you want to know, just pick up last month's issue of Rolling Stone. You'll learn all about where his peen has been - and where it hasn't! 
  
 [Image via WENN.] ||||| John Mayer apologizes to New York crowd for Playboy rant, then acts 'vulgar' at La Esquina 
  
 Abrams/AP John Mayer performs in concert in Madison Square Garden in New York, Thursday, Feb. 25, 2010. The singer apologized again for his Playboy rant and then proceeded to act 'vulgar' at La Esquina. 
  
 John Mayer is still apologizing for his recent Playboy interview, but that doesn't mean he's cleaning up his act. 
  
 The embattled pop singer performed two sold-out shows Thursday and Friday at Madison Square Garden, where he again issued a mea culpa for his off-color comments in the men's mag. 
  
 "I hate to come off like an ass-, and thank you guys for believing that I am not an ass-. Never, ever in my entire life did I ever think that it would be a good idea to be an ass-," Mayer stuttered to a house packed with loyal fans. "It's a clean 'me' now, people. Clean me." 
  
 Well, not quite: Mayer spent the weekend partying at NoLita hot spot La Esquina - which is near the 2,500-square-foot SoHo apartment he owns - and acting, well, less-than-gentlemanly. 
  
 "He was drinking and saying vulgar things to the girls at the bar," says a spy. "He was hitting on one pretty brunette in particular, but she found him slimy because he was being so over-the-top." 
  
 We hear women aren't the only challenge the crooner can't seem to navigate: Friends say that even before the Playboy fiasco, he was having a love-hate relationship with the media. 
  
 "After every interview he gave, John would agonize over it and mentally kick himself over everything he said," says an insider. "He would swear it would be the last time, but it never was, and it became a never-ending cycle." 
  
 That cycle came to a head with the Playboy interview - in which Mayer talked about everything from his sex life with Jessica Simpson to his love of porn. And let's not forget about those crass comments that enraged African-Americans. "He always thinks he's being funny at the time but doesn't understand it's actually offensive," says a close friend. "He's very smart - he just needs to realize that not everyone finds him funny." 
  
 A female friend, meanwhile, suggests Mayer just needs to find the right woman - if he doesn't scare her off first. 
  
 "All he wants is to find the perfect girl," says the gal pal. "But he gets infatuated with women really quickly, and he's always asking other people for advice on what to do. It's like he becomes fixated on whoever he's dating." 
  
 Meanwhile, another friend makes a valid point: "Who's going to date him if he keeps pulling these stunts?" 
  
 Certainly not the young stunner at La Esquina. "She thought he was being really disrespectful," says the spy. "She definitely didn't go home with that sleaze." 
  
 With Carson Griffith ||||| Jessica Simpson is finally breaking her silence about John Mayer’s scandalous Playboy interview, RadarOnline.com has confirmed. 
  
 In a promo for Wednesday’s Oprah Show, the singer/reality star says “I don’t want people to know how I am in bed.” 
  
 In the article, John called the 29 year old, “a drug.” 
  
 John Mayer Drops The ‘N’ Word In Vulgar Interview 
  
 “And drugs aren’t good for you, if you do lots of them,” he said to Playboy, adding, “Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me.” 
  
 “Sexually it was crazy. That’s all I’ll say,” he continued. “It was like napalm, sexual napalm. “ 
  
 EXCLUSIVE: Jessica Simpson Sparks Fight Between Two Guys Who Are Hot For Her 
  
 He later apologized at a sold out Madison Square Garden Show in New York. “I hate to come off like an a**hole ever, and thank you guys for believing that I am not an a**hole.” “It’s a clean me now, people, clean me.” 
  
 EXCLUSIVE: How John Mayer Broke Up Jessica And Tony 
  
 On Wednesday we’ll find out if Jessica accepts his apology, in the teaser, Oprah leaves us hanging after the question: Do you feel betrayed?” |||||
Student:
John Mayer continues his apology tour, promising at his recent New York shows to be “clean” from now on—then apparently went right out acting “vulgar.” Mayer was “drinking and saying vulgar things to the girls at the bar,” a source tells the Daily News, adding that the “pretty brunette” Mayer was focusing on seemed to find him “slimy” and “a sleaze.” One friend tries to explain the crooner: “All he wants is to find the perfect girl.” Perhaps that girl is Ke$ha, with whom Mayer has been flirting via Twitter. Perez Hilton notes their oh-so-poetic interaction, including the romantic line, “Jus $how me where ur dick's at.” Meanwhile, ex Jessica Simpson is finally responding to Mayer calling her “sexual napalm” and comparing her to crack cocaine: In a promo for tomorrow’s Oprah Winfrey Show, Simpson says, “I don’t want people to know how I am in bed.” Watch it here.