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Q: On Friday and Saturday, only one person bothered to show up at a downtown Phoenix theater to see the movie. 
  
 Even bad publicity is usually good publicity — except in the case of the FIFA-financed film United Passions, which was quickly red-carded at the U.S. box office this weekend. 
  
 Writer-director Frederic Auburtin's film beyond bombed in its limited debut in 10 theaters, earning a measly $607 on Friday and Saturday, according to those with access to Rentrak figures. The FilmBar theater in downtown Phoenix reported a gross of just $9, meaning only one person bought a ticket to see United Passions, which details the history of the now-embattled FIFA. 
  
 Full weekend numbers weren't immediately available. The movie also debuted on VOD, but rental and sales figures were likewise not available. 
  
 The timing of United Passions' debut in the U.S. couldn't have been more ironic, coming just days after FIFA president Sepp Blatter was finally forced to resign in the wake of the indictment of 14 soccer officials on corruption charges. 
  
 On Friday, United Passions grossed just $319 from 10 theaters in New York, Los Angeles, Washington, D.C., Phoenix, Kansas City, Miami, Minneapolis, Houston, Dallas and Philadelphia, followed by an even worse $288 on Saturday. The top-performing theater, as it were, was Laemmle's NoHo 7 in North Hollywood ($164), followed by the Shirlington 7 in Hagerstown outside of Washington, D.C. ($161). New York City's Cinema Village 3 reported $112 in ticket sales. 
  
 Tim Roth plays Blatter in United Passions, while Sam Neill portrays Blatter's predecessor, Joao Havelange. Only Gerard Depardieu, who plays FIFA founder Jules Rimet and helped put the film together, showed up for the film's world premiere at the Cannes Film Festival in 2014. 
  
 The movie's budget is estimated at between $25 million to $32 million, with FIFA said to have put up about three-quarters of the money. 
  
 In his review, The Hollywood Reporter's Frank Scheck concluded, “Even without the cloud of the recent disturbing developments, United Passions is a cringeworthy, self-aggrandizing affair that mainly benefits from its unintentional camp value.” ||||| It turns out there is such a thing as bad publicity after all. Just ask Sepp Blatter. 
  
 As you may have heard, Mr. Blatter, the head of soccer’s governing body, the Fédération Internationale de Football Association (FIFA), has had a busy couple of weeks — avoiding arrest while 14 colleagues and associates were indicted on fraud and corruption charges; winning re-election to a fifth term as FIFA president; deciding to resign. 
  
 While he waits for other shoes to drop, he might want to curl up with “United Passions,” the dramatized history of FIFA that the association mostly financed and in which he figures prominently. 
  
 Image Tim Roth plays Sepp Blatter in the film “United Passions.” Credit Screen Media Films 
  
 Or, maybe not. “United Passions” is one of the most unwatchable films in recent memory, a dishonest bit of corporate-suite sanitizing that’s no good even for laughs. Directed by Frédéric Auburtin from a script he wrote with Jean-Paul Delfino, “United Passions” tracks the rise of the World Cup through three FIFA presidents: Jules Rimet (Gérard Depardieu), who thought up the tournament in the 1920s; João Havelange (Sam Neill), who expanded its reach in the ’70s and ’80s; and particularly Mr. Blatter (Tim Roth), who came aboard in the ’70s and succeeded Mr. Havelange in the ’90s. 
  
 The stories are of deals made — with Uruguay, to host the first Cup in 1930; with African soccer representatives for political support; with Coca-Cola and Adidas for exclusive marketing agreements — not games played. At least not soccer. (Indeed, surprisingly little soccer is shown.) ||||| As the principal architects of FIFA's vision, Depardieu (as Jules Rimet), Neill (as João Havelange) and Roth (as former FIFA President Sepp Blatter, who resigned this week amid the corruption allegations) are hindered by all the endless speechifying as a succession of game-changing events, from the Great Depression to World War II to apartheid, each require renewed debate. |||||
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FIFA's ex-VP has promised an "avalanche of secrets" in the wake of the soccer agency's recent scandal, but one thing that's not a secret is how terrible the biopic FIFA financed did at the box office over the weekend. United Passions, an account of the international governing body over the decades, was released in just 10 US theaters, the Hollywood Reporter notes, and took in a grand total of $607 over Friday and Saturday—a dismal amount by any measure, but especially considering FIFA threw about $29 million into it, the Los Angeles Times reports. Obviously FIFA had hoped to get more ROI on the film, starring Gerard Depardieu, Sam Neill, and Tim Roth as former President Sepp Blatter, but it was not to be: One theater in Phoenix where the movie debuted brought in just $9, which translates into a single ticket sale, the Hollywood Reporter notes. A sample review from the New York Times: "United Passions is one of the most unwatchable films in recent memory, a dishonest bit of corporate-suite sanitizing that's no good even for laughs." (Nope, this movie's disastrous debut is not from an Onion article like other supposed FIFA allegations.)