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Q: Having only one new sexcapade development to chew on--the New York Times story about first secretary Betty Currie's testimony to the grand jury--the commentariat turns its searchlight away from Silent Bill Clinton and onto Kenneth Starr.
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Having only one new sexcapade development to chew on the commentariat turns its searchlight away from Silent Bill Clinton and onto Kenneth Starr.