In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.

Example Input: Text: today i was on my way to a session with a sub of mine, and the following happened:

i'm visually impaired and can't drive, so i'm stuck taking the bus.  there was half an hour before my bus came, and i was kind of hungry, so i decided to make a trip to the local grocery store.  i just wanted a sandwich, so i didn't bother with a cart going in.

well, i ended up buying more than i anticipated; some of my favorite desserts were on sale, and because i didn't get a cart, i put them in my bag with my toys.

i went to check out, and because i still made it under the '15 items or less' limit, i used that stand.  without conveyor belts.

so i go up, we exchange pleasantries, and i unpack my own stuff.

>cashier: oh, you brought your own bag?  i'll give you your bag credit, then.

>me: er, bag credit?

>c: yeah, it's our new program.  you get ten cents off your total for each of your own bags you bring in.  which brings your total to [total].

i turn my attention to the pay pad, swiping my card, entering my pin, etc.  

and it didn't really register in my mind until just as it was happening: the cashier was reaching for my bag to put my groceries in.  

now, my toys were clean.  they didn't smell, they didn't have any cum or anything on them, but put yourself in the position of this poor woman: you're just trying to get through your day (given the time it was, she had either just started or was just about to leave), and you have a seemingly 'normal' customer with a bag of bdsm toys.

>cashier: oh.  um.  do you want me to bag your groceries for you?

>me: *ohgodohgodohgodohgod* um...no...i've got it...*frantic rush to pay, take my receipt, and get the hell out*

i take my stuff, sit down to check my email to make sure my sub was still meeting me, and who comes by but the manager of the store.

>manager: um, sir?  can you maybe close your bag so it's not open for the entire public to see?

in my rush to sit down in the cafe, i didn't realize that my bag was in the middle of the isle, open for any passerby who happened to look down to see.  i sheepishly reach down, tie the bag shut (it was one of those reusable bags; it didn't have any sort of clasp), and get back to my email.

not only is my sub not meeting me, i'm now known as 'the creep that carries sex toys everywhere' at my favorite grocery store.  i just wanted a sandwich, god damn it.

 

**edit**: oh god now they're disinfecting the whole area where i was sitting...that's just unnecessary
Example Output: TIFU by taking my sex toys to the grocery store

Example Input: Text: so this happened last night

im in vacation right now and decided to go swimming in the pool hotel. now i'm privileged enough to get a fancy hotel with a deep pool with no "no diving" signs to be seen. (the deepest it went was 9 feet.) 

now, im not an experienced diver but, im pretty good at swimming. so me being the stubborn me i am. i decide to do a couple front flips and backflop on each one. thinking it was a good idea, i tried to do a sideways flip into the pool. nothing could go wrong. right?

nope. 

now, it didn't hurt. but its more like my head hurts more than my actual ear. the fucked up thing is. my left ear is muffled and i really dont know what to do cause i'm on vacation. 

doctors of reddit, am i fucked?

 
dived into a pool, bellyflopped doing a side flip right on my ear, now my hearing on my left ear is muffled.

edit: backflop
Example Output: TIFU By bellyflopping on my ear.

Example Input: Text: this fuck up actually happened about 5 years ago when i was playing high school football. we were getting our asses kicked, and we went into the locker room for halftime. it was quiet, so i was trying to think of something to say that could get the guys going. 

i had remembered coaches talking about when things don't always go well. (we weren't that good, so they weren't going well that year) what was the word they always used? adversity. i started off by saying things weren't really going well for us. i can't remember exactly what i said. i used words like "overcome" and "stay positive" you know, the generic motivation lines you've seen in movies or heard from your sports experiences.  everybody listened to me, and i was pretty proud of myself.

a week later, my buddy told me i didn't get the right word. the word i was looking for was adversity. i got diversity instead. 

we lost the game.
Example Output:
TIFU by trying to motivate my teammates

