In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.

Q: Text: basically what it says in the title. i think i’m a relatively fit girl and i love sports - especially soccer (ten year anniversary this year...)

i finally made the decision to move clubs this year, switching from my country home club to the one at the university i’m studying at. there were four womens teams available, from first division down to sevens (outside futsal). i was aiming for second division or third division as that’s the level where i’m comfortable. 

all was well - the few training sessions after christmas break are always a bit tough, but i stick it out. tryouts came up quickly and it was during the second tryout that the fuck up happened.

we were doing a sprinting exercise first up. since i had come a bit late after class, i hadn’t stretched out - two minutes later in the sprints, i felt a sharp, splitting pain in my left thigh. it was almost like someone had grabbed a super dull razor blade and slit both sides of my leg from knee to hip. i stumbled and took a knee, but as all four coaches were watching, i (stupidly) tried to press on through the training.

well, i made it through the training looking like an absolute tosspot with a leg doing it’s best impression of a lightning struck tree trunk trying to stay upright. after training and i’m back in my room, i couldn’t walk - i did all the usual stuff like ice and elevation, and figured that i’d be back to normal within a few days.

nope. it only got worse, and i only got more ignorant about the whole thing. i went to training, did exercise, walked everywhere. a week later, it hadn’t gotten better, and i was dropped into the sevens team for lack of performance. 

i finally went to the physio at the insistence of my best mate after the swelling hadn’t gone down. after being called an idiot by the physio (i deserved that) a painful investigation confirmed that i had badly strained three muscles in my left quad. the physio believed that i had only done two muscles initially but my refusal to get it checked out quick enough caused the third to tear due to the additional strain.

i was given six to eight weeks off any physical exercise and weekly physio appointments (which added up to $700 - a lot for a poor uni kid). i had to be dropped from the soccer team altogether. 

five weeks into that six weeks, i fell over on slippery grass kicking a ball and ended up with another five weeks off.

this was at the start of the year. i still have muscle weakness in my leg and had to have my hips realigned because of the strain (fucking killed). though i’m back in sport it’s going to take a long time to get back to where i was, fitness and skill wise.

A: TIFU by ignoring an injury and missing a year of sports
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Q: Text: for those who don't know, agricola is a board game that deals with allocating resources to create a balanced farm.

i'm a nerdy (obviously) junior in college and i have always been the best at this game. i mean, the *best*. i've dominated everyone i've ever played against, to the point where it's not even fun anymore. a really cute freshman girl stopped by my friend's house with her 2 girlfriends and saw us playing, saying she was the best. um, yeah okay cutie, nice try. i asked her to make it interesting. $20?

she said "how about your clothes?"

strip agricola! she said the loser would go home naked as a jaybird! despite everyone watching, with my friends being in love with this beautiful blonde as well and wanting to see her body as much as i did, i accepted.

and 90 minutes later, that's when i had to run home, 4 blocks at midnight, wearing nothing but my glasses.

A: TIFU by challenging a hot girl to strip Agricola
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Q: Text: this actually happened last night so i guess it's more like lnifu.  anyway, i was watching tv, being generally lazy after putting the kids to bed and decided that during the next commercial break i'd go get my nightly snack.  so the commercial comes on and i decide to try and pull a risky business slide across the kitchen floor because hey, that's always fun, right?  so i go into my slide like a pro, arm outstretched to grasp the cabinet knob as it comes into range and successfully open the cabinet door in one fluid movement.  i remember opening the cabinet with my left hand, reaching in with my right hand to grab the delicious fiber brownie goodness, and then i remember a feeling of euphoria and being very comfortable, like i'm laying on clouds.  so i open my eyes and i'm staring at the ceiling, having somehow ended up on the kitchen floor.  i realize at that point my nose and big toe are throbbing painfully and i kind of start to panic.  

what i imagine happened was, upon completion of my risky slide, i stubbed my toe on the underside of the dishwasher, bent forward in exclamation directly into the cabinet door i'm opening with gusto and knocked the bridge of my nose in a violent manner and collapse upon impact.  that's the only logical conclusion i could come up with, so i stagger up, gather my snack, and shamefully wander back to the couch after realizing i was kod by the kitchen cabinet.  the commercials are still playing so i was only out for a few seconds at most.

A:
TIFU by trying to get a snack before the commercial break ended
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