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In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
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Text: my roommates ordered a huuuge kfc dinner and i thought, "hey, i'll have a few wedges". 3 to be exact. i went to enter them into my calorie diary and they were 800 fucking calories for 3 wedges. half of my daily count in those 3 goddamn wedges. i clearly fucked up and should have checked *first*

edit: got my numbers from http://i.imgur.com/7sia7c1.jpg



edit 2: thank you reddit, for pointing out my error. so apparently i was judging each wedge for the amount of the whole side. giant sigh of relief.
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TIFU by eating some KFC potato wedges


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Text: okay, so this happened about a week ago, and before i say anything regarding the story let me provide some background. weather in my state has been incredibly unpredictable. the day before this happened, we had a torrential downpour and 50 degree weather, resulting in flooded sidewalks and yards. however, the day i walked home, it was in the low 20s and everything had frozen over. also, i had (and still have for that matter) a broken toe, so that doesn't help either.
now to the story. so, we had a single session school day which lead to me having to walk home. it was about 12:30 pm and just below 20 degrees (not celsius). as i began to walk off of school grounds, i noticed the fact that the ground became slippery and there was no salt on the ground. i looked down and was shocked at the fact that everywhere i stepped, there was black ice. i took a step, and the ice cracked. water from under the ice soaked my supposedly waterproof shoes.
it was terrible. every step i took felt like minesweeper. every couple of feet i'd suddenly lose my grip and almost faceplant onto the icy sidewalk. after around fifteen minutes i began to reach my house. i saw it and forgot my situtation.
it was at this point i knew that i had messed up. i began to run to my house. around ten feet of running later, both my feet slipped and i tumbled onto the ground. my knees crashed onto the concrete, splashing frigid water everywhere. as an attempt to soften the fall, i planted my knuckles onto the ground. they failed in their task and instead scraped against the pavement. my broken toe bent in a way i did not think was possible.
i had looked like i had come back from some kind of battle with a giant squid- i was drenched and covered in bruises. ice planted itself into my knees. i shamefully crawled to my doorstep. i tended to my bloodied and battered body. next time, i think i'll just ask for a ride home from one of my friends.
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TIFU by walking home after an icy rainstorm


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Text: so i'm a college student and i found a ripstick at my buddy's house. he told me he knew were some steep hills were to ride on. my other friend gave me a running-pushing boost for about 30 yards before the hill started going downhill. there was a somewhat sharp turn in the sidewalk which wouldn't have been a problem but i was going a little too fast and the board went out from under me at the turn. i skipped across the sidewalk and while my flesh wounds are of no concern to me (minor scrapes) my back hurts like no one's business. that happened yesterday and i just felt the pain in my back today. oh well.
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TIFU by being a little kid again.


