Teacher:In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Teacher: Now, understand the problem? Solve this instance: Text: my daughter received a panda bear checkers set from a relative who seems to have forgotten how old our little girl is. for almost an hour my daughter begged me to let her play the "panda game", and i kept telling her that we'll wait until she was older. well, it's almost time to eat, and my wife asks me to find where my daughter went off to. after looking a while, i find her in one of my cousin's bedrooms with the box in her lap, crying. i ask her why she's crying and she says she doesn't want to be a little girl anymore, so she can play the panda game.

heartbroken, i sit down with her and decide that i'll try to teach her to play checkers or, at the least, pretend that we are so she's not sad any more. so, we start with the basics, explaining that you have to stay on the black squares, and she asks what the red squares are for if they aren't used at all, and i don't have an answer for her. we keep going with the basic rules, and she seems determined to not only figure out the game, but to also be better than me at it.

then we come to the part where you "king" someone who makes it to the other side. now, this set is designed so that, rather than stacking them, you flip the piece over to indicate its king status. it's then i realize that i hadn't made sure all of the pieces were oriented the right way when we started, so several of her pieces and several of my pieces are kings. rather than correcting the error, i decided to just roll with it. but my daughter certainly noticed, and got very excited when i explained the king's additional mobility. so, she starts going all over the place with all of the now "kinged" checkers of her color. i, however, try to play it legit. 

fast forward to the next game, my daughter insists upon setting up her pieces herself. of course, she makes them all kings. i explain that she cant do that, and try to get her to fix it. when she refuses, i start flipping them over myself, and she gets mad. she flips them back as soon as i flip  them to what they should be. i tell her to knock it off. my wife comes in to ask why we still haven't come to get any food to find me close to yelling at our 3 year old to stop cheating, and her screaming "don't touch my guys!" in a firm voice my wife orders us to the table.

as we sit down, my brother in law asks my daughter if she was playing checkers with daddy. not even looking up from her meat ball, she says "daddy was so mean..." in a quivering voice. my wife, still unhappy with me for being late to the table, stays silent. 

no matter how many times i tried to explain it, i could see in everyone's face that they thought i was some sort of dick.
Student:
TIFU by teaching my 3 year old daughter how to play checkers.