Teacher:In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Teacher: Now, understand the problem? Solve this instance: Text: this happened a few hours ago. i live in the us, she lives in ireland. i've always wanted to live somewhere up there. you know, ireland or the uk. however, i should say that i'm most definitely not in a relationship with this girl in order to make it easier to move over there. 

i met this lovely girl when i was studying abroad in europe. we hit it off straight away and despite our best attempts to just make it a fling we committed to a long-term, long-distance relationship. as like all ldr couples, we always think about ways we will finally be able to live together permanently. along those lines, she lives in a fairly nice house with just her parents. her parents are getting older and unfortunately her father will most likely pass away in the coming year due to emphysema. she doesn't predict her mum will last much longer either :/ anyway, she's already been given the house, and her parents have a couple other pieces of property over there, as well as a company that her father owns. on top of all that, she will be studying two years to specialize as a nurse, and she has big hopes of having a good nursing career over there.

as a result, on numerous occasions we have talked about how it would make sense for me to move over there with her one day. we both love the idea of it, but sometimes she feels really bad about it all. she says she feels selfish that she can just stay there meanwhile i'll be making a lot of sacrifices to pack it all up and move abroad permanently. i keep telling her that i'm not making any sacrifices -- that i've always wanted to live abroad, especially in ireland. 

she was feeling especially guilty about it all today, and for whatever reason i thought it would be a good idea to say (something along these lines, can't remember exactly):

"look, i really want to move to ireland one day. don't feel guilty about it. just imagine that i'm using you to fulfill my dream of living in ireland, yeah?"

as you can imagine that didn't go down well. she said "night then" and went off to bed. why the fuck did i say that...
Student:
TIFU by trying to console my long distance girlfriend by telling her that she should imagine me as using her in order to be able to live in her country