TASK DEFINITION: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
PROBLEM: Text: so i'm a sysadmin at a saas company with plenty of experience, but somehow accidentally clicked delete snapshot twice.. sure enough there were two delete jobs, so i cancelled the last one. bad idea. i totally corrupted the vm filesystem. so the vm is our ubuntu management server called landscape, with a local mirrored repo for the clients. it works for about 30 secs before the filesystem shits the bed. even if i revert snapshots. oh it's also our puppet-master server, which thankfully i have all code checked into git. good news: we have canonical support so they can help me rebuild it. bad news: i just inherited this project from a senior guy who just left and built everything with not-so-good documentation. i'm able to rsync files to my backup server, and so far i've copied my crontab, /root, firewall rules etc. i'm really hoping the rebuild is quick and painless, and hopefully there are no longer-term issues..

SOLUTION: TIFU by deleting a VMware snapshot and then cancelling it.

PROBLEM: Text: yea well, happened like 2 minutes ago.

im at my archery shooting range right now to do some training, since its one of those days its not raining, weird. so when i arrived i first made my way to the bushes next to the range to have a wee pee. there was this huge plant of nettles in front of me so by male instinct i had to pee on the leafs. very soon i would regret, because in a very fast pace the whole spawn of satan bend over right to my..yes. it rested his itchy leaf on my best parts. because i was in the middle of the act i could not just do a backflip or something, took me by surprise. 

so now my pantsnake is itching and i dont even know how im supposed to hold a steady bow, i hope it wears off soon. never even thought something like this could happen. it looks and feels like i caught a nasty std.

SOLUTION: Tifu by getting nettles on my schlong

PROBLEM: Text: happened a few minutes ago. 

i thought i'd microwave a cookie to make it softer. for some reason, i thought setting the microwave on 90 seconds instead of rolls and muffins was a good idea. i burned the thing and now the kitchen stinks to high heaven.

SOLUTION:
TIFU a cookie.

