In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.

Q: Text: hey reddit, long time lurker and first time poster here.

so i started talking to this girl a few months ago and i really liked her, she was almost perfect to me (she liked twilight, but everyone has their imperfections). last monday we met up and spent the day together, we even went to see the new james bond movie - if you're wondering it's amazing. so it came to that evening and we went back to hers and as soon as we got through her front door we were making out, we got to her bedroom and things happened, bedroom shenanigans. it was amazingly stimulating, personally the best i've ever had it. when we're done we both laid down and i was tired, i was about to drop off to sleep when she turned to me and said "you'd better leave, my boyfriend will be home soon"..


wait what?!... that's right, she had hidden that she had a boyfriend for months while she flirted with me and suddenly i'm the villain. i don't know what to do reddit, i'm still in shock.

A: TIFU By trusting the wrong girl
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Q: Text: well, like all tifu posts, this didn't happen today. this happened on the release day of ssb wii u. however, today i looked on kijiji and bam, someone in my area wants to buy a boxed one for $80 bucks! eighty! i bought it for $15! it hasn't even been a year yet, can't wait to see how much it's worth in a couple.

edit: not all tifu posts happened on the release day >_>

A: TIFU by unboxing my Villager Amiibo.
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Q: Text: so i finally slipped on ice for the first time. this is my first real winter, and i've been fairly agile for the most part when walking around town. this happened about twenty minutes ago. let me describe the scene: i'm walking past a packed bus stop; a girl's backpack somehow accidentally catches my headphone wire and unplugs it as i walk by; i turn around to see what the hell happened while - stupidly - still walking to round the corner onto a sloped road; i step onto a massive patch of ice and instantly go down, despite some balancing efforts which at least soften the fall; arms out like i'm crucified, i proceed to slide down the hill and into a ditch of ice/slush. i kind of wish i had been carrying a cake, just to glamorize the event. home alone, eat your heart out.

A:
TIFU by not paying attention for a second while near icy surfaces.
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