In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
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Question: Text: so a couple of days ago, my toilet clogged, and pretty much decided to stop flushing. my toilet seems to be the brainchild of some complete idiot, as the bowl has an odd angle around the holethingycrapgoesinto, making plunging with a conventional plunger absolutely useless. after the third hour of half-constipated thrusting with the fourth plunger i'd purchased just for this toilet, i decided to try my chances with one of those can-based compressed air plungers, like one of [these](http://www.thetoolstore.ca/catalog/045805360b.jpg). 

i come home from canadian tire today and pull out this bad boy, thinking 'oh yeah, that clog's goooone now', and set the whole thing up, wiggling the plunger attachment a bit to make sure i had a proper seal, and pressing down. now, i had forgotten to account for my toilet's retarded design, and the seal wasn't quite as good as i had hoped. and since there were gaps in the seal between the plunger and toilet, naturally that's where all the shit sprayed out of. what seemed like a fucking fecal fountain just spewed out of the toilet, coming out with enough velocity to escape the toilet bowl, thoroughly coating me, the floor, and most of the wall behind me in shit. it got everywhere. my towels, my clothes, even my fucking toothbrush.

three hours, a box of disposable gloves, and a full litre of bleach later, followed by an hour of scrubbing in the shower, and i can still smell the stench...

Answer: TIFU by using a compressed air plunger.


Question: Text: hi i'm an italian 23 years old guy spending some time in montréal to learn french (i arrived in april and i couldn't speak it at all).
this story didn't happen today, but in early june, precisely during the formula 1 grand prix week-end, when all the downtown streets were full of luxury car expositions. i was hanging out with some italian friends including a girl who is married to a palestinian guy who worked for a lot of years in paris and because of it, he speaks a perfect french. i spent a big part of the evening talking to him trying to improve my french. suddenly we faced one of those car exposition i was talking about, and i wanted to point at cars to tell him "there are too many beautiful cars here today", which in french is "il y a trop de belles voitures ici aujourd'hui" where "voitures" means "cars". in french there is another way to say "cars", "bagnoles", which is most likely used referred to "used" or "modest" cars.
i'm sure that at this point all the french speaking redditers out there have déjà understood how this story is going to end.
i chose to use the word "bagnoles" instead of "belles voitures" to do some irony, but i hadn't really used that word before, and for a newby foreign language learner as me, it's not always easy to pronounce a word you're not used to. in french there is a word which is really rude (so rude that my french flatmates wouldn't even repeat it) to say "middle east man" which sounds (to a non french speaker) really similar to "bagnoles".
en bref, i ended up actually telling him "there are too many middle easterns (in a rude and very offensive way) here nowadays". his face was terrible but i was sure that he thought it was impossible for me, a french beginner, to know that word. it was mortifying because he's palestinian, i mean, they're are even being bombed.
i told it to my flatmates and they laughed hard. i'll be back to italy at the end of july, and i hope i've improved my french skills enough to not repeat this mistake.

Answer: TIFU by insulting a Palestinian in French


Question: Text: this happened about 2 years ago and i'm posting this now since i just found this subreddit.

it was a saturday morning and i had an appointment with a new physician my mom was trying out so *this was the first time we ever came here*. so at about 10 am, my mom drove my brother and i to the office. we all walk in and we quickly check in and in no time, i'm getting my weight checked and all that shit. the real reason why we were there were to get vaccine shots we haven't gotten in years(probably less), so my brother got his shot quick and then it was my turn on the hot seat. (but before going on any further, i just need to say my brother and i have been surprise-slapboxing each other in public places for a while now before that day so i gained some fast reflexes and a lot of paranoia along the way.) the thing is, my brother was standing behind the doctor and i couldn't see him so i let my guard down for a second. i looked to my right and shortly after, i felt a slight grasp on my left arm. so without thinking and all in one motion, i flung my arm into the physician's face yelling, "bitchh!!" in the most funniest yet fucked up way. right after i quickly realized that i slapped this old slovakian physician to her knees holding a needle in her hand, later realizing she *could've fucking stabbed herself* during the fall. now i look around only to see my mom covering her whole face and my douche brother almost tomato red trying to hold in his laughter. i then try to relieve the situation by quickly helping her up but it didnt help at all. she was shaking really hard trying to hold up the needle to give me the shot. then when she did, she quickly got up, said goodbye and speedwalked the fuck out of there. this was now the final realization that i totally fucked up and didnt get to say sorry because at the moment, i was shocked at myself for doing such a horrible deed.

Answer:
TIFU by slapping my physician while holding a vaccine shot


