In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.

Text: alright, i'm a long time lurker, but this is my first post here in tifu. this just happened a few hours ago, and i finally got an opportunity to post.
so i'm a senior in my college biomechanics lab, and today we were finding our 1rm for squats so we could do some sciencey measurements for power. now after hearing all about the benefits of exercise in all of my classes for a while, i decided this year to get off my ass and get fit. as for squats, the most weight i have done is 135lbs. however, in this lab, we start with 135 as a warmup, and everything is just fine. its afterwards where the fu starts. the other guys i'm partnered with kick things up to 225 lbs, and were doing pretty okay. i still don't know my physical limits, so i go and lift the bar into my shoulders and damn, it's heavy. the moment i begin to squat down, the bar rolls over my head and falls to the floor. im pretty sure i hear a pop in my neck, and during the 1 second of agony there is the unmistakable sound of me ripping ass as my body doubles over. reddit, i didn't even feel gassy before all of this, i could not prepare. everyone looks over from the loud crash of metal into the tile floor, and are all informed of my little accident from the ensuing smell that filled the room. my spotter doesn't know what to say, and i just try to laugh off the embarrassment, but there was no way to escape the humility, just like it was impossible to escape the offensive and violent gas. now i'm at home laying in bed because i'm pretty sure i fucked up my neck. 

 
thought i was stronger than what my weak ass was, and up lifting too much weight for a squat and end up nearly breaking my neck and farting the nastiest fart i ever thought imaginable.
TIFU by being weak

Text: i have a years worth of python learning to submit next week with none of it done. my good buddy is really well versed in all coding languages and i was way too lazy to do all my work, so i decided to just pay him to make a dumb little hangman game for me. as it turns out that good friend relapsed last night and is in the hospital. i have to turn in a little bit of work to show i'm doing it tomorrow and have no way to turn it in.  

til: don't pay others do your shit, just get it done.
TIFU by paying someone else to do a school project

Text: so this happened last night and i just finished drafting up the apology letter....so me and 5 of my friends went to my grandparents condo in maine this weekend to enjoy the beach. my grandparents usually spend all summer and fall in this condo, but this weekend they were gone so i decided that it would be awesome to have a bunch of people up and party. we get up there around 8 and start the party. it starts of with some drinking games, flip cup, beer pong, the usuals. around 2 in the morning we decide to take a swim in the condo pool. now the rules are that the pool is locked and off limits after 10pm. so we decide to jump the fence and go for a dip. this is where it starts going bad. the fence is very tall and has huge spikes on it making it relatively difficult to jump over, plus we are shitfaced. we manage to get in and swim for about 30 mins. then we had to get out of this caged in pool. i decide that using a patio ottoman, one of those small plastic ones, is a good idea. i step on it and it instantly breaks, so hmmm i think i'll try the next one. same result obviously. i do this until all the ottomans are broken. so we then decide to just try and jump it, also a bad idea. i end up cutting my toe open, my friend slices his hand open and one the girls falls in a bush. at the time no one noticed the injuries or damage to the bush so we are walking around and go inside. wake up the next day and instantly notice blood all over the floor of the condo. "shit", so i look outside and it looks like a crime scene. blood, broken plastic, and branches from the bush are everywhere. i get a call about 20 mins later from my grandpa, apparently the condo manger had seen us last night and had to hire a cleaning crew for all the blood and landscaping crew to fix the bush. he also tells me that there is a key to the pool hanging inside... goddamit. my grandparents are now on probation and risk losing the condo....and i still have to clean up all the blood inside.

TIFU by possibly getting my grandparents kicked out of their condo

