Q: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Text: this happened about an hour ago and now i am absolutely livid with myself and crushed from the overwhelming boredom of not having my laptop. 

so i'm in the army. my buddies and i have been playing a ton of pubg recently. unfortunately i have had a persisting issue in that game from buildings not rendering for minutes after landing, and just long load times in general. 

today i took it upon myself to resolve this issue. i tried every pubg optimization guide out there. nothing was working. finally, i run out ideas so i decide to go grab a cheap external ssd hoping to speed up some load times on my $2,000 alienware laptop, that only has an hdd. 

my laptop is a few years old, but i've never had any issues with it really. just occasionally longish load times for demanding games. 

so off to best buy i went, and i grabbed a 240 gb pny ssd for about a hundred bucks. i come back, pop it in, aaaaand nothing. no new drivers detected. 

i checked out their tech support page and in the faq first thing that they suggest doing is updating your bios.

well i had never done that before, but i went over to the dell website and it looked easy enough. i had an a02 or something bios and it was going to update it to a09 or something for me. sweet!

so i launch the updater and it runs for a bit. looks good so far. then i see it say "failed <something something>" and closed itself immediately. uh ok.

i left my computer there without doing anything or opening anything for about 30 minutes. still nothing. tried searching for the msinfo or whatever to open system information but the start menu wouldn't search for anything. 

so in my infinite wisdom, i though well i just updated, let me go ahead and restart my laptop.

restart i did and restart my computer did not. 

it turned off, turned back on but nothing came on screen. the internal fan is blowing. the usb external fan i have is blowing. the keyboard backlights are lighting up. but nothing else has happened and it's been over an hour. i can't turn it off, not even by holding down the power button.

so now it's unplugged and i'm sitting here wondering how i'm going to kill time in the barracks with absolutely no other means of entertainment besides my phone, alcohol, and the gym.

i called alienware tech support and they offered me absolutely zero help without my coughing up 400 bucks. might as well go ahead and upgrade laptops instead of that. 

tried geek squad but their system was down and told me to try calling back tomorrow but i imagine it'll be something similar to alienware.

anybody out there have any advice to offer while i wait for my laptop to die so i can get some sleep (the fan is pretty loud)? i'm pretty sure my bios is just failing.
A:
TIFU by breaking my $2,000 laptop with an external SSD just to play PUBG