In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
One example is below.
Q: Text: title speaks for itself really... 
i just wasted $1500 of my parents' money.
i feel terrible.

edit: i guess it wasn't that i took the wrong class, but the class i was taking wouldn't transfer credits over to my university. so really it was my negligence to do more research in the matter. gg
A: TIFU by taking the wrong class for 2 weeks and only realizing it today
Rationale: This title is appropriate for the given text post because the focus of this post is about a humorous situation caused by "taking the wrong class".
Q: Text: this happened a few hours ago. also, this is my first (submitted) tifu!

so i'm on my way home from work, and as i pull in to my apartment complex i see 4-5 cop cars all lit up, and a couple african american gentlemen in cuffs, and a mercedes with its doors open, obviously part of what went down here before i arrived. 

i pull into my garage, and my apartment is pretty much right next to where this happened, along with my leasing office, which had a package i ordered there waiting for me, yay! 

i walk into the office, and there's a lady there to help me. she hands me my package, and of course we start making small talk about what's going on outside the window. "i was doing blahblahblah and i came back and saw this" "yeah that's crazy, i was just blahblahblah when i saw it" (dane cook was spot on in his bit on people talking about stuff like this...i hate to say it but i'll give credit where it's due lol)

so of course we start speculating about the scene! she goes "yeah i guess that mercedes belonged to them" and me, knowing there's been some vehicle crimes lately in the area says "they probably stole it."

as soon as the word "it" comes out of my mouth, i realized two things right away:

1. wow afrohatch that was kinda racist!
2. ohshitthisladyisblack

so after saying it, and the window of opportunity to backpedal the fuck out of that passes, she gives me this look that i've never seen before because i'm not a racist....and says "i suppose....here sign for this and have a good day."

so i signed for it and am probably never ordering anything online again. a ps4 game was not worth bringing up 200 years of oppression~

 

ps: my username is not racist either, i promise
A:
TIFU by being racist.