In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.

Let me give you an example: Text: title speaks for itself really... 
i just wasted $1500 of my parents' money.
i feel terrible.

edit: i guess it wasn't that i took the wrong class, but the class i was taking wouldn't transfer credits over to my university. so really it was my negligence to do more research in the matter. gg
The answer to this example can be: TIFU by taking the wrong class for 2 weeks and only realizing it today
Here is why: This title is appropriate for the given text post because the focus of this post is about a humorous situation caused by "taking the wrong class".

OK. solve this:
Text: this just happened...like a few minutes ago...

throwaway just in case

i went to the gym at 7am, showered but forgot extra briefs. old ones fell on the floor and got wet. forgot an extra pair so i went commando. wearing khakis. show up to class late. forgot to zip up pants. penis decides to be nosy and sticks his head out because grower not shower (fuck me right). not sure how many people turned, but squeals and oh my gods were heard. i remained oblivious until i sat down and girl next to me pointed. i just noped the fuck out of class before i get arrested. this happened so quick i'm still trying to process the whole event.

 

edit: for those curious ones that need the scientific details, willy is ~1.5(in.) sad and ~6.05 happy. luckily i tend to be more neutral most of the time so i walk around at ~3 in so it wasn't a wrinkly chode sticking out. 
and thanks for sharing some of yalls stories. i'll be able to laugh at mine eventually

edit/tifu again: as some of u may notice, i used my regular account to reply to a few comments. fucking mobile -__-.. oh well, too lazy for damage control
Answer:
TIFU by showering at the school gym