Instructions: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this happened about a month ago but my buddies reminded me of it today.

some context: so my usual work routine in the morning is to get up, get dressed, have breakfast, jump in my car, drive to the next town which is 5 minutes away, park there and grab a bus to the capital city, where i work. the reason i do this is because buses to the town where i park my car leave every 10 minutes, while buses to my home town are every 30 minutes.

additional note: i live in malta, which is why distances may seem short.

on with my fuck up: so i started the usual routine and was parking my car in the next town when i get a text from my boss. on this particular, my colleague and i were to go to university for a meeting with a lecturer at 9am. i was going to the office then leave with my colleague. boss tells me that the colleague is sick, and gives me permission to go directly to university. so i start my car again and make it there by 7am (yes i am an early bird). my fiancee works just next to university so i park my car near her offices and wait for her to arrive so we can have a coffee together.

she arrives and i get out of the car to meet her. i close the door then my hands go to my pockets to make sure i have everything. cue the panic. i look into my car window and see my car keys sitting on the driver seat. the door is locked. 

in her own cute way of trying to help, my fiancee gives me a hairpin to pick the lock. i just look at her dumbfounded (do i look like the kind of guy who picks a lock?). i phone my dad and give him the news. he grudgingly accepts to get out of bed and drive over with the spare key. i wait 30 mins by the car for him to get there.

another fuck up. my girlfriend suggested we get our coffee to go from the coffee stand just next to where my car was parked. big mistake for my bowels. by the time he made it to the car, i was having a massive emergency in my pants. my morning shit ... the pain was unbearable but i couldn't leave the car since the keys were in plain sight. 

by the time my keys were in my hand, i kissed my finacee goodbye, morning coffee date having been forgotten completely, and i rush to university and destroy the common room toilet with my morbid excrement of death.
Output:
TIFU by locking myself out of my car