In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
One example is below.
Q: Text: title speaks for itself really... 
i just wasted $1500 of my parents' money.
i feel terrible.

edit: i guess it wasn't that i took the wrong class, but the class i was taking wouldn't transfer credits over to my university. so really it was my negligence to do more research in the matter. gg
A: TIFU by taking the wrong class for 2 weeks and only realizing it today
Rationale: This title is appropriate for the given text post because the focus of this post is about a humorous situation caused by "taking the wrong class".
Q: Text: to picture in your mind because i hate when posts do not clarify if the user who f'd up is a boy or girl, and you have to find out later or there possibly gay, it just totally fucks up the story i place in my mind of these hilarious tifu's. so i am a college aged, young man. i today i fucked up with multiple things. i forgot to set my fucking alarm clock last night so i woke up 50 minutes late for work. literally slab a toothbrush in my work bag and get out the door half naked. turn on my car, to see it was below "e", and there is just no way in hell i will make it 25 miles to my shit dung job of telemarketing. i've been a little sick lately so half way there as i merge onto the turnpike i roll down my window to spit out some mucus that has been building up. no i did not make it out the window, in fact for the second time it landed literally directly in my car, a big glob of yellow mucus, that looked like hydrogenated goats piss mixed with dolphins seamen. this is when it happened. i feel rumbling in my belly, still on the highway, and i casually fart, just once. it was such a hot temperatured fart i had to drive while squatting above my seat so the fart could disarray into the air. bad because my a/c shot it right up my nose to shave off all my nose hairs and i probably now have lung cancer because of it. this happened probably ten times before work. it smelt like fucking shit, i'm late for work, fuck. time to annoy random people on the phone, i'm such a smelly bastard  right now.
A:
TIFU by farting in my car, like(skins british accent) multiple times. MULTIPLE