In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Q: Text: so this one happened a very long time ago when i was 6.
we were moving out of our old house and i was eating food with a friend from primary (elementary) school. i decided, for whatever reason to make a joke about it being fine (moving away) to pretend like i was superman.
we just happened to be sitting on those swivel bar stool like things, so i got up and stood on this stool. bad idea. this is obviously where the fu happend, two whole seconds later as i was putting my arms up pretending to be a superhero, i swivel off this 2m high bar stool and land elbow first into a small coffee table, crack, my arm broke and i was hospitalized.
now it even gets a little worse from here, during surgery on my arm, for whatever reason i throw up all over the equipment (whilst being unconscious) and end up having to through go a second operation.
A: 
Tifu by breaking my arm on a table