In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Q: Text: goddamnit i hoped i'd never have to do more than laugh at everyone else's stories on here. but, today i fucked up. i was having some me time (complete with porn and my little lipstick tube looking vibrator) out on my couch while my parents weren't home. when i was all done, i got tired and fell asleep, and i must've forgotten all about the little toy. now i was looking for it and realized the last place i had it... and my parents have been in the living room all day. i went out there to nonchalantly look around and didn't see it. no wonder my parents have been acting really strange toward me, they probably found it and realized what it was and threw it out. i need to crawl in a hole and die, guys.
A: 
TIFU by forgetting about my vibrator