In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Q: Text: just happened few minutes ago at work it is hot as hell and i'm derping off at the watercooler guzzling down water. this new person comes over and asks me to move so she can get water i go to turn and fill my cup up again and let her get water and as i am guzzling it down it goes down the wrong pipe and i start choking and she looks all concerned and then in my choking mindset i throw it up all over her and then apologize then i ran to the bathroom and have been hiding out ever since
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TIFU water missiles