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In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.

Text: this actually happened today and it is the worst thing that has ever happened to me. today i had a doctor's appointment. the receptionist for his office is one of the hottest girls i have ever seen. due to a medical issue i've been having and because of my family history my doctor requested a stool sample. i had to give it right away because he needed a “fresh” one. it took me a while to “go” and i was trying to rush because my car is in the shop and i had a bus to catch and didn’t want to have to stand around and wait the half an hour for another bus. i finally got the sample taken care of and i was rushing back to the lab to drop it off because the bus was due to come any minute. the jar was wrapped in a plastic bag and i was rushing down a hallway and i turned a corner and literally bumped into the hot receptionist. what happened next was my worst nightmare. i guess in my rush i didn’t completely screw on the jar lid completely tight. the lid came flying off and some of my “sample” ended up all over her. on her clothes, on her face and even in her hair. i couldn’t even react to how embarrassed i was. she looked horrified like she wanted to puke and i was so horrified i didn’t even help her up i just grabbed the jar, ran to the lab and dropped it off and high tailed it out of that building. i want to die now and i am never going back to that doctor or even leaving my house again.
Output:
TIFU by splashing my poo all over the hottest girl I have ever seen