In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Q: Text: this literally happened 20 seconds before typing the title...

i just got a package in the mail and the instruction manual was enclosed in a plastic bag that was stapled shut. 
i pulled the top of the bag open and the staples gave way pretty easily, and now i can't find them.
i am still laying in the bed and am scared to move...
A: 
TIFU by losing staples in my bed...