In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
One example is below.
Q: Text: title speaks for itself really... 
i just wasted $1500 of my parents' money.
i feel terrible.

edit: i guess it wasn't that i took the wrong class, but the class i was taking wouldn't transfer credits over to my university. so really it was my negligence to do more research in the matter. gg
A: TIFU by taking the wrong class for 2 weeks and only realizing it today
Rationale: This title is appropriate for the given text post because the focus of this post is about a humorous situation caused by "taking the wrong class".
Q: Text: this fuck up is in progress 

so i'm in monjinis (a café outside my college). i plopped down at a table for four, and left my bag on a chair to get something to eat 
i come back and there's a couple at the table. instead of telling them the table is taken or moving my ass, i just fekkin sat down... welp

now i'm playing third wheel to random strangers giving me the death stare.. but now i can't move cuz all other tables are taken... they're being all giggly and handsy while i'm typing this fu on my phone. worse still, my battery is about to die. shit is awkward right now 😖

screw you social anxiety, screw you to hell!

tl; dr : title!

update : i couldn't make eye contact with them... the guy eventually ignored me but i noticed the girl glancing at me out of the corner of my eyes in disgust. phone battery went from 70% to 40%. i exhausted virtually all forms of entertainment. there's only so many games you can play. i really should have stared at them and asserted dominance haha!
A:
TIFU by surprise third wheeling a random couple