TASK DEFINITION: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
PROBLEM: Text: hi i'm an italian 23 years old guy spending some time in montréal to learn french (i arrived in april and i couldn't speak it at all).
this story didn't happen today, but in early june, precisely during the formula 1 grand prix week-end, when all the downtown streets were full of luxury car expositions. i was hanging out with some italian friends including a girl who is married to a palestinian guy who worked for a lot of years in paris and because of it, he speaks a perfect french. i spent a big part of the evening talking to him trying to improve my french. suddenly we faced one of those car exposition i was talking about, and i wanted to point at cars to tell him "there are too many beautiful cars here today", which in french is "il y a trop de belles voitures ici aujourd'hui" where "voitures" means "cars". in french there is another way to say "cars", "bagnoles", which is most likely used referred to "used" or "modest" cars.
i'm sure that at this point all the french speaking redditers out there have déjà understood how this story is going to end.
i chose to use the word "bagnoles" instead of "belles voitures" to do some irony, but i hadn't really used that word before, and for a newby foreign language learner as me, it's not always easy to pronounce a word you're not used to. in french there is a word which is really rude (so rude that my french flatmates wouldn't even repeat it) to say "middle east man" which sounds (to a non french speaker) really similar to "bagnoles".
en bref, i ended up actually telling him "there are too many middle easterns (in a rude and very offensive way) here nowadays". his face was terrible but i was sure that he thought it was impossible for me, a french beginner, to know that word. it was mortifying because he's palestinian, i mean, they're are even being bombed.
i told it to my flatmates and they laughed hard. i'll be back to italy at the end of july, and i hope i've improved my french skills enough to not repeat this mistake.

SOLUTION: TIFU by insulting a Palestinian in French

PROBLEM: Text: this happened about an hour ago and she still doesn't know that i saw anything. it's not about cheating. girlfriend aka anonymous is a recovered addict and hasn't used in over a year. i opened her phone to use the flashlight and saw a text she sent to a friend asking for zanex. it really hurt and worried me. anonymous is supposed to take them for anxiety but says she doesn't want to take any narcotics because of her past. i don't know what to do or how i go about saying anything. sitting here wishing i never opened the phone. also i'm not sure if i'm posting this in the right place but i feel like ifu.

SOLUTION: Tifu by checking my girls phone

PROBLEM: Text: this happened last night and of course a throwaway jic
  
ok, lets start with a little background.  my wife and i just celebrated our 10 year anniversary.  we have had our ups and downs, but the big skeleton in the closet is that we have been swingers for even before we were married.  yes if you want i can answer questions on this, but we usually have a very healthy sex life.  we also like to have fun with other people.  
in the last year or so we reached another plateau that i wasn't sure about but it makes my wife frisky and happy so...she has a boyfriend.  i was hesitant at first but we still do things together and i figured if i found someone it may be something new.  
now this leads me to last night.  i was answering her phone on sunday (her sister) and noticed the little kik message notification on the phone.  i didn't even know she had a kik account let alone used it.  well that sparked the fire, so while she was asleep, good thing she takes pills to sleep, i went onto her phone.  
now let me put this in, i have in the past went on her phone to read her text messages, she was annoyed that i did, but mostly because i made her feel i didnt trust her.  and to her defense if there is something good to share she will, it adds to the excitement.  
ok so to the messages, they were from a guy who she was flirting with, but i didnt know who this person was and he referenced an email.  so now for the fu.  
i went to the email and found that she has been answering guys on ashley madison.  she has not told me a bit about this.  now you all are ready to say f her or whatever.  i want to defend her right now, when i went through the messages with the people from am she did mention me and how much a great husband and lover i am.  
so right now i'm not sure what to do, do i say something, wait for her to say something, because she wasnt forthcoming.  
also mind you i have been going to therapy for years and my therapist doesnt even know we are swingers.  help me reddit, your my only hope, how pathetic is that.

update: i went again this morning through her email, and she answered this guy last night while i was in bed next to her.  she did have ample time to tell me...

update 2: i saw another kik message tonight, and while we were driving home saw that she was replying to it. i asked what was she doing and tried to pass it off as one of her organizations she was replying to. she lied and said it was one of them even though it would have been really ready to say "i'll tell you later" i'm not sure what to do next, she already sees my attitude is off.

update 3: she went to sleep and i figured i'm already in trouble, so i figured i would see the newest messages.  guess what, she deleted all her kik messages.

SOLUTION:
TIFU by reading my wife's email

