In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Q: Text: so this happened today. i'm in my late 20's and single for the first time since i was 18, and like any guy who might feel like they missed out on their prime party years, i've been living life like there is no tomorrow. unfortunately i also work a lot of weekends, which is a huge dilemma, but i have been living my life by the 'you only live once' mantra, so fuck it, i don't let  that stop me from having a good time. surprisingly enough my body has adapted fairly well so i have been scraping by on little or no sleep for days at a time as i juggle my work and social life as if i was a super responsible 19 year old party animal. it has been the most fun i have ever had, the past few months have been epic for me as i have always felt like i was sitting in the backseat of life just along for ride, and now i don't let a minute go by without maximizing social opportunities and new experiences.

a few years ago i met this girl named laurie throigh mutual friends. laurie is drop dead gorgeous, a few years younger than me, she is easily a 10 and if you strip away her glasses she's an 11. laurie and i never talked much beyond the casual hi, how are you; besides the fact that we were both in relationships, i was a bit intimidated by her, and quite frankly she made me nervous. 

fast forward to now. we haven't seen each other in a couple of years, i'm a new and improved version of my former self, and one drunken saturday night we match on tinder. she messages me, we exchange messages for a few days, and i invite her to a little get together at a friend's place. we meet up and we go enjoy a cool september saturday night with some drinks, a guitar, and good people around a backyard campfire.

(the fuck up actually began the day before this on friday. i was up early for work, and then went out on friday night. only a couple hours of sleep and i was up for work on saturday. knowing that i would need to be in good mental form (ie: not falling asleep) to make a good impression, i took a couple of caffeine pills before picking up laurie. about the equivalent of 2 cups of coffee. also of note is that i stopped drinking anything with caffeine or sugar a few months ago. i did not take that into account.) 

so somehow we end up back at my place (picking up another coffee on the way), one thing leads to another and somehow i end up in bed with the most beautiful naked figure i've ever laid eyes on.

now i'm a pretty modest guy but i feel like if there is one thing i'm good at its sex. not to say that i'm a god when it comes to smashing vag but as far as the overall experience goes i love to please, nothing makes me happier than driving a woman wild, and i really take pride in the whole thing. so what would happen to me this night/morning was about the worst thing that could happen to me under the circumstances. 

things are progressing well but mr happy is having trouble standing at attention. its taking a while but i eventually get hard-ish and here we go. within seconds i'm soft again. wtf. i'm able to get firm, and try again, but in the end i'm left with nothing but a weenis. this has never happened to me before. here i am with the hottest girl i've ever had in my bed and i can't even do the horizontal dance with no pants!!! i try and try, but in the end its just not working. i apologize profusely, trying to be as reassuring to her ego as i can, eventually realizing that the fatigue of being up for almost 48 hours straight combined with alcohol, an excess of caffeine, and lack of nutrition has turned me into a sad floppy mess. she got off anyway but she was definitely disappointed, not nearly as disappointed as i was/am though. knocked both of ego's down a peg. we cuddled for a couple of hours (i couldn't sleep, my heart was racing) before we got up, i drove her home and went to work.

with any luck i will one day make it up to sweet laurie (and myself) but i won't be holding my breathe. 

sorry if this story sucks, my judgement may be a bit off after being awake for 62 hours, just wanted to submit for the weekend deadline to get this off my chest. goodnight.
A: 
Tifu by replacing sleep with alcohol and caffeine