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In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
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Text: so i notice she is coming up the stairs, say hi like a good neighbor  'how's it going? ' the usual yada and she smiles but then instantly frowns. 
i didn't get it until i get in my car and look down. 
i assume i had just got done jerking it and my zipper was full xyz. i can only hope she didn't see my penis as i was also going full commando that day.
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TIFU by leaving my apartment when my neighbor was coming in.


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Text: for the longest time, i have been thinking up amazing april fool's jokes to play on my little brother, who gets me with amazing pranks every year. i finally thought of the best prank after watching a video one of my friends made last april fools day. i would rubberband the sprayer on my sink, and watch the hilarity that would ensue when my brother tries to wash a dish or his hands.

fast forward to today, i went out early in the morning to play basketball with some friends. getting home, i was tired out of my mind and ready to go back to bed, but had to go through with the prank.

 i made myself some eggs, and whilst cooking, i put the rubbberband on the sprayer. i planned to ask him to run some water so when the eggs were done, i could "wash out the pan" and watch him get soaked, but the eggs cooked faster than anticipated, so i forgot to ask him.

i finished cooking the eggs, and went to wash my dishes like always. i turned on the sink, and when it was too late, i realized the mistake i made. soaked to the bone, it wasn't the greatest start to my day.
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TIFU by falling for my own April Fool's joke


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Text: alright, so this post was from earlier today, but, it is one dumb post i assure you.

so, my family is one to believe in ghosts.. there has been a lot of weird stuff happening in our house, from a weird ray of white light passing through my room to my parents seeing the same white light watching them sleep from afar while crying, we've seen a lot and we believed it.

but, there hadn't been any occurances of ghosts in the past 10 months till today.. well, that's what my family thinks at least.. i realized my older brother wasn't home, so i decided to prank one of my younger brother, and, i had exactly the perfect idea of a prank.

so, i turned on the shower which was close to his room, took off my clothes and put my plan in action.. i started banging on his door while yelling "jooooohhhhhnnnn ceeeeeennaaaa" in my older brothers voice (i basically have the same voice as him so he didn't notice the difference). i heard a thump and i rushed to the shower. 

my father arrived downstairs and asked my brother who made the noise. he said it was my older brother and that he made him fall off his chair and hurt his head. my father asked me the same question, looking puzzled. i didn't want to get punished for making noises and hurting my brother so i said it was my older brother and he just went back upstairs.

we are now a while later and they are all believeing, pale as a ghost should i say, after my father told my younger brother that my older brother wasn't home currently, that it was a ghost yelling "jooooohhhhhnnnn ceeeeennaaaa" who hurt my younger brother.

 

edit: you might find some things extremely dumb, and well, i'm 14.
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TIFU by making my family believe even more in ghosts.. (John Cena included)


