In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.

Example Input: Text: today i fucked up in possibly one of the messiest ways i could have managed, and i just finished cleaning 300,000 golden puffs out of places they should have never been. so for some background info, i have a scab on my chin from falling on some very unforgiving concrete while skating last night. about an hour ago it was hurting and i opted to find some liquid bandage that i thought we had stored in the medicine cabinet above our stovetop. this cabinet is very high and i have a habit of climbing on counters to reach things due to being short all my life, so i climbed onto the counter as gracefully as i could without stepping onto the stove top. i opened the cabinet and started to look but i realized it wasn't in there, and just as i started to close it i smelled a slight burning. for a split second i stupidly thought that maybe it was the crappy ventilating hood that the previous owners had installed, because the tubing runs right through the middle of that cabinet and any time we turn it on it fails to vent anything and instead makes the whole kitchen smell worse. i live in an all - male household and that could be related to why we rarely use the stovetop for anything other than the occasional scrambled egg or spaghetti, and even then i'm the only one of us that can properly prepare anything unless it's a grilled steak. it's underuse resulted in our stovetop becoming more of a cereal corner if anything. as unsafe as it is to put cereal anywhere near a stovetop, somehow all three of us were dumb enough to continue to place the cereal there when the pantry is literally five feet away. as i close the door wondering wtf smells so damn bad, i look down at my feet and realize that not only did i accidentally bump one of the burners onto high with my foot, but that the bag of golden puffs right next to my foot are currently smoking. i jumped down in a panic and turned off the oven and picked up the bag of cereal, which in turn caused the entire contents to pour into a nice big heap on top and go into the deepest depths of the still smoking burner. at this point my brain is in another dimension and the only thing guiding my actions is the constant stream of fuck fuck fuck fuck echoing in my skull. like an idiot, i instinctively started swiping the cereal off of the burner with my bare hand, effectively scattering every piece across the farthest reaches of my kitchen. i managed to get most of it off the top before i felt the stinging in my fingers, and i scooped out the remaining cereal from under the burner with an oven mitt using my uninjured hand. i walked to the sink, crunching pieces of cereal under my shoes with every step, as i inspected the tiny flakes of golden puffs burnt into the skin of my fingers. i washed it off and dressed it, then swept the entire kitchen with my good hand. i looked down into the burner and discovered there were even more pieces and i ended up pulling up the entire burner and vacuuming the inside. i'm sure we will be finding cereal in strange places for a while. 
 
here's a picture of the crunchy [aftermath](http://imgur.com/uahitv0)
Example Output: TIFU by roasting a bag of cereal on my stovetop burner

Example Input: Text: the problem is i thought school started on the 8th of this month. this has never happened to me before.
Example Output: TIFU i missed the first day of school

Example Input: Text: backstory: i have a really close girl friend. she happens to be dating a boy who i had previously had some drunken hookups with.

today: girl friend and i went to a movie and were just blabbering on the way back in the car, and somehow got on the topic of anal sex. don't remember the conversation that led to that point, or even the sentence i was responding to. but the thing that i said will forever be burned into my memory as the most poorly worded, unintentionally hurtful thing i've ever said to a friend: "i'm not into butt stuff. the only person i've ever even tried that with is your boyfriend."

she already knew about me hooking up with him before they were dating, and agrees that it's not important and nothing to be upset about. she knew the details of the encounter. if i had called him by name in the comment, we could have both laughed it off, even, because it would have been an interesting observation of fact. but, because i'm a dumbass and don't know how to maintain friendships, i called him "your boyfriend." with my poor word choice, i made it about her and made it offensive. i immediately felt awful about saying it, even before i finished the sentence, and i just couldn't stop myself saying it.

she texted me after i had gotten home from dropping her off and said "it was kinda fucked up what you said. i don't think i'm being too sensitive by thinking that."

i responded, agreeing, and with a sincere apology, and she said already forgave me, but i still feel like absolute shit.
Example Output:
TIFU and said something really fucked-up. [NSFW?]

