TASK DEFINITION: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
PROBLEM: Text: i'm coming out of the shower doing a bit of a dance to the cranked up stereo. it's saturday and i've got nowhere to go and the day belongs to me, everything is awesome. as i'm heading to grab some clothes i do a little peacock preening in the mirror above the dresser only to discover a stress zit above my eyebrow. this will not do on my most awesome day of days. quickly leaning in i fail to notice one of the draws is slightly open. as i lean in my knee pushes the drawer close, only problem is my dick and balls are hanging low.

pain, instant pain, nothing but pain, inconceivable pain.

so an hour later i'm sitting here in front of reddit without pants (again) in the unusual position of trying not to swell up, icepack wedged between my legs. feel free to come up your own moral for this story as i contemplate spending my most awesome day of days doing some serious day drinking.

SOLUTION: TIFU by trying to popping a forehead zit and almost cutting my balls off

PROBLEM: Text: today i was finished up work and walked into the break room. my colleague was wearing a jacket that i had lost. he said he got it from the associate who also worked with us, but ultimately, he didn't know where that person got it from. 

i sort of, in a joking way, accused that other person that he stole that jacket and gave it to my colleague. of course, it was the same jacket but not a stolen one. it became a joke and a fiasco especially with my manager there, but now i feel like i owe an apology to both of those people.

SOLUTION: TIFU by accusing a guy that he stole my jacket.

PROBLEM: Text: a few years ago i was at a wedding of a friend. the friend was more a friend and colleague of my girlfriend and we didn´t really hang out in the same social circles. i struck up a conversation with a friendly looking guy who seemed to recognize me though i really didn´t have a clue who he was. being interested in local politics we started talking about a recent city council election. i was very frank about one candidate and proclaimed that although he might mean well he really wasn´t the sharpest knife in the block and really shouldn´t be a city councilor. to which the young man responded: "that´s my dad actually."

SOLUTION:
TIFU by talking to the wrong guy at a wedding

