In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
One example is below.
Q: Text: title speaks for itself really... 
i just wasted $1500 of my parents' money.
i feel terrible.

edit: i guess it wasn't that i took the wrong class, but the class i was taking wouldn't transfer credits over to my university. so really it was my negligence to do more research in the matter. gg
A: TIFU by taking the wrong class for 2 weeks and only realizing it today
Rationale: This title is appropriate for the given text post because the focus of this post is about a humorous situation caused by "taking the wrong class".
Q: Text: this happened to me in middle school, actually the exact same thing happened to me in the exact same class on two seperate occasions. a whole decade later i still cringe in embarrassment.

so when i was younger my mom would always make me a dank breakfast before school. sausage, eggs, bacon, the whole works. like clockwork, every single day during science class right before lunch, my bowels would be churning wrecklessly. awaiting to unleash the beast traped inside of my colon. yes, this is exactly were you think it's going, however i always had control of my sphincter... unless someone else intervened.

i sat next to the girl that i dreamed of being with, typical 13 year old crush. i mean fuck, i hadn't even made out with a girl yet. i always talked to her in hopes of tonsil hockey someday.

now this is where shit goes south. so there was this kid who would annoy the absolute hell out of everyone, and this little bastard happened to sit in the desk behind me. the first time this happened he got lucky. i'm talking to said girl, and out of no where i feel two hands slap my sides and tickle me. my muscles lock up, and away i go. straight out my ass in a concoction of deadly gases so powerful, it could've knocked out a grown horse. this sucker was loud too. everyone looked and nobody laughed... "fuck", i said out loud and i look at the girl sitting next to me. she turns her head and moves away from me. i repeat myself, "fuck". nobody says a word. then that little asshole behind me screams in laughter.

skip ahead a week or so later, and the same exact thing happens. the only difference in the two stories is that the kid behind me tried to get the same reaction as last time. and he did. little prick.
A:
TIFU by eating a healthy, dank ass breakfast