In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.

Text: disclaimer: all names are not the real names of the people in the story.

so this wasn't today, but instead it was 2 years ago in highschool of my junior year.

in my junior year, prom was coming up and i definently wanted to attend prom since i'd only have one more chance after this year. the first girl i thought of asking was liana, a pretty girl in one of my classes, but i didn't know how to ask her. also i was a pussy. so while i kept on procrastinating the proposal,  prom kept creeping closer and closer. then out of the blue, one of my friends, jim, asked me if i wanted to make a bet. of course i said, "hell yeah!" the bet was for me to ask liana to prom and i'd also get $80. i thought that this would be the perfect excuse if she said no, so i agreed to the bet. my friend said that he and 2 other friends would make my poster too. this situation couldn't be more perfect, i thought to myself. my worries were over, i didn't have to do anything, but ask her to prom and buy the tickets. the day of the proposal comes and i get the pre-proposal jitters, but i end up overcoming that. i get out of class and gather my friends. they hand me the poster and i prepare myself to walk into her biology class. i take a look at the poster and realize it was shittiest poster i've ever seen, but it was too late at that point. i got extremely nervous, but i pushed onward. i exchange an awkward look with the teacher and walk over to liana. i looked her in the eyes and asked her to go to prom with me. she looks uncomfortable and waits a while before giving her answer. she said yes! i was so dumbfounded that i walked out of that classroom with the dumbest expression of my life. i was extremely happy and i went back to class on the biggest high of my life. class is now over and i go home. not even 5 minutes after i get home, jims calls me and says that liana found out about the bet and she was pissed. apprently one of jim's lady friend told liana about the bet. immediatly after learning this i recieve a bunch of angry texts from liana and i think shit, i am so fucked. a long conversation happens and i apologize about making the bet and explain that i actually liked her. then the next day at school, i get called into the principals office. i walk in and see jim and the 2 other friends, lomar and charlee. i go into the principals office and he wants me to write a report on what happened when i asked liana to prom, but i didn't want to throw my friends under the bus so i wrote in a couple lies. after writing the report, he rips me a new one and tells me i basically sexually assualted her. i leave the room and resume class. i go home and my mom comes over and proceeds to rip me another new asshole and tells me that the principal said that i will be unable to attend prom and i'll be scraping gum off the floor for 1 week. later, i get a call from charlee, a senior, and he tells me he's being reviewed by ucla for his actions and he might get rescinded. next, i get a call from my neighbor, lomar, and he tells me to come over. he hands me the money, but i refused because i was scared to cause any other implications. a long while later, i was told that charlee didn't get rescinded and was able to head to college. lots of weight off my shoulders, phew.

 

edit: the title is suppose to be tifu by asking "a" girl to prom. welp shit.
TIFU by asking girl to prom

Text: this was when i was little. like 11 years old, but the whole event is still picture clear in my head.

we (my family consisting of my littlesister ellie aged 9, my stepbrother willum aged 9, my father and my stepmom) were on a summervacation in italy.

we were at a beach where the water was very shallow and only reached  our belly buttons. our parents decided that we could split up, they'd be walking along the beach, while us siblings would walk in the water. this is where the fu happens...

all three of us are walking togehther in the water having a jolly time. there aren't anyone else this far out in the water, but the water is still very shallow and everything is good. sudenly willum starts running in the water, until he is almost 50 meters in front of ellie and i. we just brush it off, he could be a bit strange at the time.

a short time after i see a clump of biscuits floating towards me (i thought they were wet bastogne, if you know that brand), and curiously touch it. the moment my fingers graze the brown clump i realise what it really was. i start screaming "its shit! its shiiiit!" my sister and i start running furiously. i am freaking the fuck out, shaking my hand and not really understanding anything. where the fuck did it come from?

but when we reach up to my brother, and i see his sleek smile, everything clicks. i proceeded to yell at him for 30 minutes straight, until he started crying. (still no regrets from me on that part.)

now i must say, that he had some stomachproblems at the time, but i was more mad at him for not thinking about how the current would make the shit float to my sister and i, and that he didn't think about the bacteria..
TIFU - touched wet biscuits realized it was my brothers shit NSFW

Text: hey guys, first time posting, throwaway obviously. it's a bit long, brace yourselves, tldr at the bottom. sorry if there's anything wrong with formatting. 

this started 4 years ago and just blew up in my face today. 

a little back story: i've had a four year long crush on this guy in my school, tall, athletic, not a bad guy in general; the only problem is that he's really shy and awkward and very introverted which makes it hard for me to talk to him.

so, throughout the span of four years, i've confessed to him possibly 4, maybe 5 times, each time weirder than the next; including making the pokémon poem thing (http://dearblankpleaseblank.com/permalink.php?viewid=701725) into a song and sending it to him and also giving him this cute ass multiple choice questions thing to answer. he rejected me every single time by saying he's not ready for a relationship, but he always talks to me in a nicer and friendlier manner compared to how he talks to other girls, so..

anyway, a couple of years after my 4th/5th try, we lost contact. last i heard, he started having a crush on this girl in my school, and i was devastated. then, the beginning of last year was when i decided to call it quits. i got really tired after 3 long years of everything and nothing. around march, he decided to pop me a message saying that he's having a party at his place and i was invited to go. the party wasn't even a party. it was just a me and few of his guy friends hanging out, nothing big. after that night, we started to talked a lot, way more than we did the past few years. over the course of a few months, he told me a lot of things, such as his family's stuff and his childhood and of course, the girl he likes. basically he opened up a lot more than he used to. 

now, he never once did mention this girl's name, he just told me she was from our school. i was heartbroken, but it wasn't as pain as before; i was getting over him. he told me this girl was the most beautiful human being he had ever seen and that she's so graceful and so kind and it's all blah blah blah bullshit now. but myself being stupid, i tried to live up to his expectations, to be better than this girl he was talking about. he told me he loved her personality and how she was straightforward but in a good way and the way she laughs and all that sappy shit and i was so smitten by the way he talked about her. i wished he was talking about me. i started being very look-conscious and tried to kinder to people and more straightforward and i tried so hard to be that girl he was talking about. this went on for a year and a half. 

today morning i snapped. i typed up a long ass message, telling him that i had enough if his crap, and that he knows i like him, so why is he rubbing the fact that he likes someone else in my face and all that shit. i called him an inconsiderate bastard and i told him that he doesn't deserve to be with that girl because he wouldn't care about her feelings. i sent it at around 8am, he read it at 10am and i just got his reply two hours ago (it's 4pm now). he told me to call him and i did and his voice was croaky like he'd cried (which he did) and told me that he was talking about me, i was the girl he liked and he was too shy to tell me about it. he told me that he started to open up to me more because he was comfortable around me and i was the hope for him to crawl out of his comfort zone and stuff like that. he proceeded to tell me that i've changed and i quote, "you're not the (my name) that i used to know, you've become a lot meaner to people and you hurt a lot of people's feelings (which i think is my attempt to be straightforward), you became so vain and you only care about looks looks looks and you don't realize how gorgeous you looked without all that stupid makeup all over your face" and i don't know why it hit me so hard. he told me he needed space to think and i spent the last 30 mins staring at my wall thinking about how much i fucked up. 

i was too busy counting the stars that i lost the moon. 

 
you were red,
you liked me because i was blue,
you touched me and i became a lilac sky;
then you decided purple just wasn't for you.

update 1: http://imgur.com/0pkzwur everything's quite fine now, he's an understanding person thank god, also thanks for everyone's advice! he hasn't made it clear if he'd forgive me (he's so unclear on everything and i don't want to push him to forgive me or smtg) so i'll keep you guys posted about what happens monday and honestly right now my hopes are high af, fingers crossed. 

update 2: sorry! got a bit caught up with exams. basically monday after school we went for lunch together, sat down and really talked about it. he explained that he's sorry that he made me think that he like someone else and he just doesn't really know how to express himself. then i explained my case and guess what: some shit ass from his class (actually his best friend hah) linked this to him and said "sounds a lot like what you're going through bro" or smtg like that. soooooo, thanks to /u/winterplatypus for all your support and all your comments and advice! also, /u/sad-pizza-party can you predict the future errrrr hahaha. we're not an "item" yet, we avoided that topic but he did ask me out some other time and maybe it'll happen by then? and yes i did hug him kkkkkkkk

TIFU by listening to my crush

