In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.

Text: so i tried to install linux today; since i wanted to take my computer knowledge to the next level. now yes; i have been told that it is easier to install linux with a disk, but the problem was, i had none. so i decided to look for an alternative method and ended up downloading a usb bootloader. long story short i ended up flash booting linux with it and tried to install linux mint from it. everything was going great till a message pop up saying; doing a new partition would cause all my files to be gone and i wont be able to recover it. i was find with that since i wanted to do a clean format and use linux as my primary os. the installation ended up freezing mid way and now im stuck with a bios-less pc. :(
TIFU by trying to install linux but ended up deleting everything in my computer; including bios.

Text: okay, so this happened about a week ago, and before i say anything regarding the story let me provide some background. weather in my state has been incredibly unpredictable. the day before this happened, we had a torrential downpour and 50 degree weather, resulting in flooded sidewalks and yards. however, the day i walked home, it was in the low 20s and everything had frozen over. also, i had (and still have for that matter) a broken toe, so that doesn't help either.
now to the story. so, we had a single session school day which lead to me having to walk home. it was about 12:30 pm and just below 20 degrees (not celsius). as i began to walk off of school grounds, i noticed the fact that the ground became slippery and there was no salt on the ground. i looked down and was shocked at the fact that everywhere i stepped, there was black ice. i took a step, and the ice cracked. water from under the ice soaked my supposedly waterproof shoes.
it was terrible. every step i took felt like minesweeper. every couple of feet i'd suddenly lose my grip and almost faceplant onto the icy sidewalk. after around fifteen minutes i began to reach my house. i saw it and forgot my situtation.
it was at this point i knew that i had messed up. i began to run to my house. around ten feet of running later, both my feet slipped and i tumbled onto the ground. my knees crashed onto the concrete, splashing frigid water everywhere. as an attempt to soften the fall, i planted my knuckles onto the ground. they failed in their task and instead scraped against the pavement. my broken toe bent in a way i did not think was possible.
i had looked like i had come back from some kind of battle with a giant squid- i was drenched and covered in bruises. ice planted itself into my knees. i shamefully crawled to my doorstep. i tended to my bloodied and battered body. next time, i think i'll just ask for a ride home from one of my friends.
TIFU by walking home after an icy rainstorm

Text: so i play roller hockey in an adult rec league and my skates are getting a bit old so they cut into me frequently. last night i had to play 2 games to the irritation was a bit worse than normal this morning and even my sock was causing me pain.  i decide it would be a good idea to use a little neosporin and a bandage. 

the adhesive part of the bandage is see through so as soon as i stuck it to my leg i knew i had fucked up. [future pain](http://imgur.com/xtcprfn)

i am not looking forward to removing it. :(:

TIFU by putting a bandage on a blister. (image included)

