TASK DEFINITION: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
PROBLEM: Text: backstory: it was a series of meetings between two teams in a project at my company. i was a member of one of the teams. i usually create all the meetings for the project it's one of my responsibilities for the project. anyway i create the meeting and we talked about who needs to be at the meetings and i was not required it was optional for me. i didn't care the guy was required was more experienced so i didn't take it personally.

fuckup: so we were suppose to have our first meeting but a key member was out so they decided to postpone meeting till next day so i once again had to create meeting but this time since it would be one off postpone they told me to come next day. like most places we split project into mini-parts. the discussion at the meeting was regarding something i was not even working on, but they wanted to include me for some reason in case i need to reschedule again. we get to the meeting i have my laptop and no one else does. everyone is now looking at me to lead the meeting. even though i'm not working on that bit of the project i knew enough to lead meeting.  my manager is in this meeting and my manager never attends any of my meeting cause my manager is looking over a few projects and a big project came up which my manager is putting full effort into which is fair. so i start the meeting with what we are suppose to talk about and a project member from the other team who arrived a few minutes late said something totally off topic. then the next thing i know he is talking to me as if i'm part of this assignment and then next thing i know my manager pulls me to the side gives me a lecture on work ethic and about my role in the assignment which i'm not even a part of and i'm sitting here like wtf just happened. how did a meeting i'm not related to end up with me being blamed for something i'm not even a part of.  i usually focus on every single detail and if needed will work till 7(usually everyone is out by 5.30) just to make sure everything i did is accounted for and is done right. i'm seriously on the verge of quitting. i'm actively looking for jobs but a company event is coming up which is great for networking so i'm kind of stuck till then. once the event is over. good bye. i'll go back to school to do my masters if i need too(i'm 24 single so not too many outside responsibilities)

SOLUTION: TIFU by going to a meeting that I didn't need to

PROBLEM: Text: i had one of those "if you pay too much for cable" directtv commercial moments today.

to get started, i was thirsty and just wanted to drink something, so i thought orange juice would be a good idea. unfortunately, i ended up finishing it up and i had to refill it.
but here's the thing: for the past 7 years or so i've managed to never be the one to finish the orange juice, so i completely forgot what i was supposed to do. i know to use the cans of concentrate, so i thought i'd just get the can out of the freezer and read the directions. that was perfectly reasonable, so i did it, only to realize that i need to defrost the cans by leaving them in the fridge for a while before opening them. at that point i had already opened the frozen can and had gone past the point of no return. i had to finish this.

i thought that if i just left the frozen concentrate and the water in the jug it wouldn't work out well – it wouldn't mix and it would have icy chunks. so i then proceeded to fill the can up with water like the directions say, but instead with 190ºf steaming hot water to get the concentrate to defrost. this was a terrible idea. as i began to move the steaming hot water over to the jug with the frozen lump of concentrate in it, the flimsy can crushed inward and the hot water spilled out all over my hand, burning me. i quickly slammed the cup down on the countertop getting water everywhere. burning my hand and making a mess was the real fuck-up here.

after running my hand in cold water for a while, i had to finish making this damned orange juice. i picked up the can still mostly filled with water and poured it in to the jug, along with the other two can-fulls. i now had a jug full of frozen concentrate and extremely diluted orange juice. obviously the solution was to take a butter knife and stir it up, breaking up the chunks, but this idea actually worked. in the end i at least had my jug of orange juice.

there you go dad, now you'll have your precious orange juice tomorrow morning and you won't have to get upset about it now.

SOLUTION: TIFU by drinking the rest of the orange juice

PROBLEM: Text: i'll keep this short. i think of myself as a good driver; i follow the speed limits and am courteous. i never tailgate and i always drive mindfully. i treat bikes as if they were cars. 

on the way home from work today i had someone quite close behind me, and i approached a moped going quite slow. i figured i had enough time to overtake fast, so i went down a car to shoot past him- going into the other side of the road to give him space. 

ofc, a car appeared on the other side approaching me head on- he may have been speeding, but possibly just doing the national speed limit. i shat myself as i had to come back in in front of the bike and avoid the car. 

nothing was hit, and there were no skids (apart from in my pants), and i could see the bike continuing in his journey in my mirror. 

it makes me feel like a bad person, because it is a personal failing against my endeavour to be a good mindful driver. in retrospect, i wouldn't have overtaken a car in that situation, so i shoudnt have overtaken the bike. now i feel pretty shit.

SOLUTION:
TIFU by overtaking a bike

