In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.

[EX Q]: Text: today i was on my way to a session with a sub of mine, and the following happened:

i'm visually impaired and can't drive, so i'm stuck taking the bus.  there was half an hour before my bus came, and i was kind of hungry, so i decided to make a trip to the local grocery store.  i just wanted a sandwich, so i didn't bother with a cart going in.

well, i ended up buying more than i anticipated; some of my favorite desserts were on sale, and because i didn't get a cart, i put them in my bag with my toys.

i went to check out, and because i still made it under the '15 items or less' limit, i used that stand.  without conveyor belts.

so i go up, we exchange pleasantries, and i unpack my own stuff.

>cashier: oh, you brought your own bag?  i'll give you your bag credit, then.

>me: er, bag credit?

>c: yeah, it's our new program.  you get ten cents off your total for each of your own bags you bring in.  which brings your total to [total].

i turn my attention to the pay pad, swiping my card, entering my pin, etc.  

and it didn't really register in my mind until just as it was happening: the cashier was reaching for my bag to put my groceries in.  

now, my toys were clean.  they didn't smell, they didn't have any cum or anything on them, but put yourself in the position of this poor woman: you're just trying to get through your day (given the time it was, she had either just started or was just about to leave), and you have a seemingly 'normal' customer with a bag of bdsm toys.

>cashier: oh.  um.  do you want me to bag your groceries for you?

>me: *ohgodohgodohgodohgod* um...no...i've got it...*frantic rush to pay, take my receipt, and get the hell out*

i take my stuff, sit down to check my email to make sure my sub was still meeting me, and who comes by but the manager of the store.

>manager: um, sir?  can you maybe close your bag so it's not open for the entire public to see?

in my rush to sit down in the cafe, i didn't realize that my bag was in the middle of the isle, open for any passerby who happened to look down to see.  i sheepishly reach down, tie the bag shut (it was one of those reusable bags; it didn't have any sort of clasp), and get back to my email.

not only is my sub not meeting me, i'm now known as 'the creep that carries sex toys everywhere' at my favorite grocery store.  i just wanted a sandwich, god damn it.

 

**edit**: oh god now they're disinfecting the whole area where i was sitting...that's just unnecessary
[EX A]: TIFU by taking my sex toys to the grocery store

[EX Q]: Text: hey reddit, long time lurker and first time poster here.

so i started talking to this girl a few months ago and i really liked her, she was almost perfect to me (she liked twilight, but everyone has their imperfections). last monday we met up and spent the day together, we even went to see the new james bond movie - if you're wondering it's amazing. so it came to that evening and we went back to hers and as soon as we got through her front door we were making out, we got to her bedroom and things happened, bedroom shenanigans. it was amazingly stimulating, personally the best i've ever had it. when we're done we both laid down and i was tired, i was about to drop off to sleep when she turned to me and said "you'd better leave, my boyfriend will be home soon"..


wait what?!... that's right, she had hidden that she had a boyfriend for months while she flirted with me and suddenly i'm the villain. i don't know what to do reddit, i'm still in shock.
[EX A]: TIFU By trusting the wrong girl

[EX Q]: Text: this happened a while ago but it's worth telling. so it was late night with my friend ed and my other friend edd and we were out drinking and smoking weed all night so edd agreed to me and ed crashing at his house for the night. so we got to his house and when we got in, everyone was already asleep... or so we thought. we were lucky to go to his house at that specific time because not long after we got inside, a thunderstorm had started and had come to stay.

so we went all the to the top floor where his room is basically 3/4 of the whole top floor and he also has a bathroom in his room. after a while of nothingness but the storm getting more and more violent and lying on the bed we decided to roll up some joints and go smoke in his bathroom. so we go in and we light up and not much longer after that the bathroom gets completely filled with smoke to the point that the only thing we can see clearly is the light coming from the flame of the joint, for the foggy smoke clouded the bathroom because the windows weren't open. while we were in the bathroom, we were all being extremely loud especially at the point where edd told a joke which made us all laugh hysterically and uncontrollably for a while, until

***shazam***

we hear a door slam shut from outside of the bathroom, and due to lack of good judgement, all we did was pause for about 5 seconds and once again burst out laughing out loud with no control over our laughter. seconds after that, the door to the bathroom opens and the smoke escapes out through it and edd's dad's is presented with a slight of whiff of ganja smoke that had been trapped in the bathroom for 20 minutes. edd's dad takes one more step into the bathroom where we can all see him, and it turns out he is completely butt ass naked. he walks to the window to open it and clear the smoke while it's still raining extremely hard outside while in a furious tone yelling 'get the fuck out of my house now!'

ed, edd and i got all our shit to go outside at 4 am, but edd's dad told edd to stay and talk to him, so ed and i were walking around the streets of a neighbourhood we don't know at 4am while there's a godly thunderstorm going on and we're both baked out of our minds. some time later edd calls us back in and we blazed in his shed for a few hours and sneaked back in the house and went to sleep, this time without seeing edd's dad's dick.
[EX A]:
TIFU by deciding to crash at a friend's house

