In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
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Question: Text: a few weeks ago, my boyfriend invited me to meet him at a hotel. so i'm thinking awesome, random hotel sex, no big annoying road trip needed.

i've actually not been with him (we've only been dating a month or so), and i'm still in that "omg wtf if he thinks i'm not perfect? i want him to think i have a perfect, bangin' pornstar body," mode.

bright idea!

sugar wax strips!

so i buy them a few days before and on the morning of, get up the courage to groom myself. i'm getting ready to wax my bikini area and think to myself, "gee, what if he thinks i have a fuzzy ass?" i have plenty of strips, and think if i run out it's no big deal, i'll just use my razor and trimmer, since i can at least see that part of me. so i read the directions and stick the wax strips anywhere on my bum there is hair. then, i go to rip them off and... pain!!! but gosh, something else doesn't feel right. i touch my cheek... sticky. i freak out and climb up onto my sink to look at my rear in the mirror, and i can feel it... my ass cheeks are glued together by this wax! then, i see the horrible green perfectly rectangular shapes of wax stuck to my skin. not only did it hurt, i only succeeded in pulling my hair. and of course, gluing my two halves together.

so i quickly draw a hot bath and scrub with a ton of soap, it does no good. i thankfully remember that i have a bottle i mineral oil that might work. it does for the most part... but i still have lingering stickiness and my skin is now lovely red and raw.


hey, let's just have pizza and watch a movie tonight, boyfriend!

Answer: TIFU by trying to wax excess hair in inaccessible places.


Question: Text: so i'm 21 years old and i have a department store credit card that has a limit of 12,000. i have no idea why anyone would give a 21 year old that high of a credit limit but i wasn't complaining. 

when i found out my balance was over 3 grand on the card, i stopped spending money on that card and i'm trying to pay it down. there was one month where i was out of work for a little over a week because of the flu/bronchitis and couldn't afford all of my bills so i neglected the card. i kept on only paying the past due and was never current on my card so now i have to pay 411 dollars by february 13th or the card is going into collections ruining my almost perfect credit score. 

i know this isn't what's usually posted on this sub but i feel like a complete dumbass for not paying that damn bill.

Answer: TIFU by not paying my bills when I was supposed to


Question: Text: so just before you read this, it isn't gonna be all that funny. i honestly fucked up today and i thought i'd see if you guys had any insight. 

some back story, i've been caught smoking pot and doing other teenager things and it's gotten me in a ton of trouble with my father; he thinks i'm now immoral, an idiot, and wants me gone. 

so yesterday i get caught sneaking out and my parents catch me and make me come home. they're pissed beyond absolute hell because my dad is one of those three decades in law enforcement kind of guys. later that night i snuck back out and was successful, and that was that. 

come today, it's been a very shitty one and i'd been working from 10:00 to 7:30. at about 9:30 i want up to a phone call from my older friend, we'll say his name is ryan. he asks me to come to some party with him and his friends. my parents were doing plumbing upstairs and thought i was asleep so i made the stupid decision to sneak out again. after hanging with all them until about 11:15 my mom texts one of them saying "bring my son home right now, and come in the house with him." 

naturally, we freaked out and and sped home at about 80 mph through private neighborhoods. when we got there my parents are waiting on the porch and my driver tyler asks me "so they called me in too?" i confirm, get out of the car, and then he slams on the gas and leaves the area. what the actual fuck? 

i go up to the porch and see my parents, my mom won't even look at me and my dad tells me repeatedly that if my brother wasn't watching through the window he'd be beating the shit out of me. eventually he can handle it anymore and he throws me into the front door and sends me downstairs. after about twenty minutes of lying on the couch he comes in and tells me he's going to tylers house to talk to his parents and possibly get him attested.

he's sending me to rehab on monday because i smoked marijuana at the party, my sister's avoid me, my dad hates me, my mother has no trust in me, even my nine year old brother asks my parents why they don't kick me out. i've totally fucked up my life and i need some guidance. if you have any genuine advice or you could just talk to me, message me, i'd appreciate it a ton.

Answer:
TIFU by sneaking out of my house


