In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
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Question: Text: this morning at the gas station a cute guy got out the car in front of us and i said 'ohhhh', my daughter looked up from her book and had the same reaction. i asked her if she could tell that he is gay and my son said that it was obvious. jokingly i remarked that it would have been funny if my son had said ohhh as well.

my son is 14 years old and at his age insinuating that he might be gay is a big deal to him. his friend was in the car as well and i could see that my son was embarrassed by my comment so i tried to rectify it.  it just went downhill from there.

without thinking i said 
'i'm kidding, i know you're not gay because i've seen your porn search history' 

his eyes widened and i should have stopped there but i just kept digging myself into a bigger hole.
‘i saw that you like big breasts, so you are clearly not gay’ 

my son cringed, so once again trying to fix it... 
‘its ok sweetie, you don’t have to be embarrassed, everyone watches porn, even mommy has a porn stash’. 
by this point he was visibly upset and my last attempt to rescue the situation was 
‘baby it’s fine, i will show you my porn’ 


by this point i realized that it would be better if i just kept quiet.
we drove the rest of the way in silence.



edit: thank you kind donator for the reddit gold. you're awesome.

Answer: TIFU by offering to share porn with my 14 year old son


Question: Text: so actually this happened about 4 years ago.

i was still living with my parents and my room is on the same ground level as the living room and beside the washroom. tv was on too loud but at the same time i was a bit too lazy to go outside and tell them to turn it down. 

i decided to masturbate to get tired and sleep. i did my thing and didn't really clean up. actually i cleaned nothing at all. everything under my blanket was wet but i was so tired i thought that i would just wash it all in the morning anyways. 

pretty much seconds after that my dad does the knock and open the door thing. he walks over while talking and says "hey! you know i haven't hugged you in a while." my mind races as he said those words and he does exactly what the worst case scenario would be. he climbs into my bed and all i could do was kind of whimper and mutter "uhh."

he actually hugs me for quite a while until he notices his arm is wet. for some reason he slowly gets out of my bed while looking at his arm. he's totally silent now. he smells his arm, yells out "auuughhh!" then he brushes against his shirt with his other hand like hes looking for something in pockets and i only assume that he finds something because he yells out another louder "auuugghhh!"

he leaves and i hear the tap running shortly.

unsurprisingly, after that incident no one in the house does the "knock and barge into the room" action.

Answer: TIFU by not hugging my father enough. [Slight NSFW]


Question: Text: so, as some of you may have [read] (http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2ogl64/tifu_by_helping_my_friends_kid/) i recently broke my leg. this has resulted in me having a few days of doing nothing until i can start a temporary job to restart my cash flow. so for the past few days i have been hanging out in my flat, and self medicating with a little bit of weed. i'm not normally a heavy smoker but the monotomous mixture of pain, boredom and lack of mobility needs to broken some how.

now as most of you know, smoking weed gives you the munchies, and as i mentioned i cant really get around, so i jumped online and ordered a dominos, then stupidly decided i would smoke another joint while i waited, this is where my fuck up started.

so now im really high, just sitting on my sofa in my own little world, the pain in my leg reduced to a dull ache, then the buzzer for the door sounds. my brain, upon hearing said buzz, sends the order to the rest of me to get the fuck up and get the pizza! while at the same time forgetting to remind me i only have one leg. so i plant my hand on the arm of the sofa and push myself up and sideways, essentially launching myself onto my feet, something i do all the time, only this time as my feet make contact with the carpet a flash of ungodly pain shot up my leg and i hit the floor like a sack of shit thats just been dropped from a tall building. i start whimpering like a little girl (despite being a fully grown 27 year old man) unable to move, my weed buzz is completely gone and my world is nothing but pain. i mange to crawl to the door and open it to reveal a bemused looking delivery guy holding my pizza, he takes one look at me, puts the pizza on the floor, and takes the money, and leaves.

Answer:
TIFU by forgetting I had a broken leg


