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In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
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Text: so today i got a call from my mom saying her cat had injured a baby bird and that she needed me to come deal with it. being the amazing daughter i am, i show up and find my mom sitting on the couch looking moderately traumatized, and my cat lying next to a tiny sparrow, licking it lovingly. only not really because it had a pretty nasty gash to its head. cats are twisted. so i take her back to my house in a box to see how hurt it is, and see if there is any chance it is going to make it, or if i will have to put it down.
i'm surprised to see that the little birdy is standing up and looking around! i clean it off the best i can, put some antibiotic cream on its head, and then went to grab to grab a syringe to i could give it water. i live with my boyfriend, and i remember seeing a few big (needle-less) syringes in the junk draw. i grabbed one, which was in a bag that said "amazon!" on it. i figured that it meant that he bought it from amazon.... . anyway, i wanted to make sure it was just water and not some weird oil, so i put some on my finger and smelled it. smells like water, ok. i taste a bit, tastes like nothing, it has to be water or saline. so i put a good squirt in my mouth to make sure. now, i don't know why i didn't question why a syringe would be shipped filled with water. in hindsight, that seems like it should have raised a few red flags, but it was not my proudest intellectual moment. so i give the bird some water, feel good about myself, and call my boyfriend to tell him about it. when i get to the part about the syringe he stops me. i tell him it was the one that said amazon, and he groans. apparently, it was a $50 syringe filled with psilocybe mushroom spores. i am not going to die, but i do feel like a god damn idiot, and worst of all, drinking the spores doesn't even get you high.
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TIFU By drinking a syringe containing psilocyben mushroom spores


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Text: so the company i work for organizes an annual picnic at kennywood, pittsburgh. i skipped last year and decided to check it out this time around after having heard a few interesting things (like the park being designated a national and state historic landmark). 

i got up early, took a shower and realized i only had a couple of t-shirts to wear (the rest were in the laundry basket). so i just picked one, got dressed and drove to the park with a couple of my friends. 

the rides were kinda fun and i was having a good time. but i soon noticed people giving off this strange vibe. there were a lot of stares directed towards me. i could hear people standing close by in a queue whispering things to their friends/family. i soon realized what it was. 

i told my friends that we should get lunch and leave and so we did. after we got to the car, i realized i had dropped my wallet. so i rushed back to the entrance, spoke with the staff who then allowed me to re-enter. that was when a security guard yelled asking me to stop. he told me he had a problem with my t-shirt telling me that it would cause a 'stir' in the park. 

it is at this point that i would like to mention that i am an indian guy in my mid-twenties wearing a t-shirt which read "international secret intelligence service". isis for short. 

soon there was a small commotion as i tried to explain to the guard that the logo was from a tv show and that i was in no way affiliated to the other isis making headlines in the news. the staff soon arrived asking what the problem was and luckily they let me go. surprisingly enough, i found my wallet as well and made my way out, covering up my t-shirt with a map and not wanting to attract more attention. 

it certainly was an unpleasant experience but i realized it could have been worse had i not shaved my beard the previous day. 

 
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TIFU by wearing the wrong t-shirt to an amusement park.


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Text: this happened about an hour ago from this post.


but first some background!

last week a coworker asked me if i could help fix an update to an old [ghetto blaster](http://imgur.com/o0qmht8). i wish i had taken (or had someone) take pictures of this, but i will do my best to describe it. 


anyway, there were a few things wrong with it. on the outside the antenna was broken, but it is one of those that folds up instead sliding in on itself. easily fixed with a replacement. on the inside there was missing wire connector for the auxiliary port. i would have to solder a couple wire in to connect the hole on the board to the wires those holes were supposed to connect to. the wires that were supposed to go there need to be stripped back, and that would make it too short. easy fix right? 

well, i decided to do this a few hours ago after eating dinner with my family. i don't wear gloves, have table clamps to help me, or a soldering iron with a temp control.  as i am soldering the last wire in place i burn the shit out of my finger.

so, if anyone else is out there soldering, be careful.

also if said co-worker is browsing reddit, then your ghetto blaster works i will have it back to you next time we are both at work.
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TIFU by soldering


