In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.

[EX Q]: Text: so today i fucked up. came home from work and was thinking why not order pizza, go to order pizza online and fill out info all fast mostly just using the pre-filled spaces from when my brother ordered last time. well, come 15 minutes later, mr. pizzaman shows up at my door with my pizza and asks me if i think nazi jokes are funny. i am confused by his question and ask him what he means, he tells me that it isn't funny to make nazi jokes. i am still pretty confused at this point and ask him what the hell he's talking about. he then asks me if i ordered the pizza and i told him that i did. i knew that email was a little iffy but not too bad. he then told me that my comment was very anti-semetic so i paid him, he gave me back the tip and stormed off all angrily. i then went back to go check the order and saw that the field for driver directions was filled with a small line of text in german that roughly translated to "all hail the leader". damn, i felt bad but was still kind of angry with the driver because he was kind of being a dick about it, the last person that saw the email last time thought it was funny but i guess some people just got a huge dick up their ass.  

edit: he threatened to call the cops, haha. that's how you know you live in the bible belt.
[EX A]: TIFU by accidentally ordering pizza as Hitler NSFW

[EX Q]: Text: what do you know, this actually happened today, a few hours ago.

 it's now nearly midnight, and i've been moving my girlfriend and i into a new apartment since 9am. around 1030pm, we are finishing up cleaning and transporting our last load. finally! 

it's been such a long terrible day, and we're both exhausted. we lock the door for the last time at our old apartment. we take our separate cars, and she stops at the gas station, while i get a five minute head start. i take this bypass road, sort of a four lane highway that goes from one side of town to the other. i'm going 50 when i hear something fly out of the back of the truck... fuck it. i'm too tired to even imagine doing anything about it.

i get to the new place, pizza we ordered is early, and i'm struggling to get shit carried inside and sign for the pics when my girlfriend calls... she's panicked! she's stuck on the bypass, car won't move... i can't hear her, but after having her repeat herself three times she tells me she hit the step stool! i run out to the car... that fucking step stool! it's not there!

i make sure she is pulled over, cautions on, and rush back. two police officers surrounding her when i pull up. sure enough, the fucking step stool flew out of my truck, and five minutes later on the busiest road in town my girlfriend ran over it.

there was what appeared to be water leaking a fair amount, so hopefully nothing's broken... we'll find out tomorrow after some time passes.
[EX A]: Tifu not securing items in the back of my truck

[EX Q]: Text: so this happened a couple days ago, but here goes anyway.

there's this really pretty girl in my class that i kind of like, and i've never had the balls to talk to her.

by coincidence, on wednesday, i twisted around in my seat to pop my.back and the girl and i make awkward eye contact. i wave at her, and before i know it, a flamboyant gay guy standing behind her hurries over and finds a seat beside me, which surprised me because there were plenty of other seats in the auditorium. why right next to me?

that's when it hit me -- this guy thought i was waving at him and thought it was an indication that i was interested in *him*. 

i spent the rest of class awkwardly trying to indicate that i didn't float that way without hurting his feelings.

now the girl probably thinks i'm gay...

:(
[EX A]:
TIFU by waving at a girl I like

