In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.

[EX Q]: Text: today i was on my way to a session with a sub of mine, and the following happened:

i'm visually impaired and can't drive, so i'm stuck taking the bus.  there was half an hour before my bus came, and i was kind of hungry, so i decided to make a trip to the local grocery store.  i just wanted a sandwich, so i didn't bother with a cart going in.

well, i ended up buying more than i anticipated; some of my favorite desserts were on sale, and because i didn't get a cart, i put them in my bag with my toys.

i went to check out, and because i still made it under the '15 items or less' limit, i used that stand.  without conveyor belts.

so i go up, we exchange pleasantries, and i unpack my own stuff.

>cashier: oh, you brought your own bag?  i'll give you your bag credit, then.

>me: er, bag credit?

>c: yeah, it's our new program.  you get ten cents off your total for each of your own bags you bring in.  which brings your total to [total].

i turn my attention to the pay pad, swiping my card, entering my pin, etc.  

and it didn't really register in my mind until just as it was happening: the cashier was reaching for my bag to put my groceries in.  

now, my toys were clean.  they didn't smell, they didn't have any cum or anything on them, but put yourself in the position of this poor woman: you're just trying to get through your day (given the time it was, she had either just started or was just about to leave), and you have a seemingly 'normal' customer with a bag of bdsm toys.

>cashier: oh.  um.  do you want me to bag your groceries for you?

>me: *ohgodohgodohgodohgod* um...no...i've got it...*frantic rush to pay, take my receipt, and get the hell out*

i take my stuff, sit down to check my email to make sure my sub was still meeting me, and who comes by but the manager of the store.

>manager: um, sir?  can you maybe close your bag so it's not open for the entire public to see?

in my rush to sit down in the cafe, i didn't realize that my bag was in the middle of the isle, open for any passerby who happened to look down to see.  i sheepishly reach down, tie the bag shut (it was one of those reusable bags; it didn't have any sort of clasp), and get back to my email.

not only is my sub not meeting me, i'm now known as 'the creep that carries sex toys everywhere' at my favorite grocery store.  i just wanted a sandwich, god damn it.

 

**edit**: oh god now they're disinfecting the whole area where i was sitting...that's just unnecessary
[EX A]: TIFU by taking my sex toys to the grocery store

[EX Q]: Text: hello, this fu has happened this week. i ha(d)ve a girlfriend, it was all ok, the common arguments but overall ok. then last weekend i was having a drinks with some friends and we started talking about the app tinder and how they have been pretty unsuccessful with it.

so i decided to give it a try out of curiosity,without any further intentions of dating anyone else.

let me give you a bit of background about my area: city is relatively small, and it is famous because girls are particularly introvert and worried about not looking like a slut, when i joined all of a sudden i had mutual friends with nearly anyone.

the fuck up starts here, first intention was to satisfy my curiosity but i liked some very good looking girls, maybe i thought that it was worthy to have a bench in case someday i wasn't engaged anymore with my gf, i tried not to like girls who had friends in common with me.

but obviously one of this girls was very aware of who i was and was a friend of my girlfriend... she told her that i started using tinder and that i had liked her on it.

my gf very annoyed told me about this and ordered to show her the phone and see if it was true i was using tinder, normally i keep this things private and i say it's a matter of confidence that it breaks if we start questioning this things but i knew i was caught so denying wasn't a good idea.

things escalated pretty quickly, she said i have been cheating on her all this time, that how could i start flirting with her friends (lol i didn't know), and i explained i was only curious about who was using it.

relationship is broken and she will never trust me again :( i can't prove that i have done nothing, so if you have a girlfriend stay away from this app because it means the end.
[EX A]: TIFU by using Tinder

[EX Q]: Text: it was a nice day. we were on our way to nelsons ledges quarry park for the semiannual badfish 3 day concert. i was in the backseat of the cab, my husband and the driver upfront. in the bed of the truck was our camping gear and 3 boxes of old books we were dropping off at the driver's mom's on our way through. i smoked a cigrit and moments after it was gone, i smelled something burning and said something to the two guys up front, "uh...you guys, it smells like somethings on fire" they were like, "well it's not the engine because it smells like paper. we're good, it's probably just the ashtray burning..." i sat back a little reassured "ok, cool". as i thought about it, though, i realized; i didn't put my cigrit out in the ashtray! oh no no no nooooo!! i threw it out the window-i turned around to look panic i saw what appeared to be a raging inferno and started screaming at the driver, "pull over pull over pull tf over!!! the truck's on fire the truck's on fiiiiire!!!" he slammed the brakes and pulled over about 50 feet from the state police barracks-i jump out of the truck and frantically started pulling boxes of burning books and our down feather pillow topper out of the back-everything was burning, even the tent!! i have hair down to my thighs and i distinctly remember disregarding the fact that i had it down while playing fire fighter-it was so windy the fight was for naught! we began throwing dirt from the side of the road on anything that was burning, which helped to put out most of the fires. except the pillow topper. that thing burned to nothing. the police showed up after about 5 minutes and by the time the fire truck came, everything was over. i remember handing our buddy a half burned bible from one of the boxes. the trooper that stayed with us was all, "so uh...how do you 3 think this all started?" i lowered my head about low as i could and admitted, "i threw my cigrit out of the window just before this went down." the driver glared me down. oh, the shame!! it was as thick as the sickly smell of melted plastic and other toxic materials. i was very lucky that this trooper didn't charge me. i was in full festival gear! in a, 'stop bitching and start a revolution shirt'. he instead shook our hands and congratulated us on putting it out before it got to the gas tank. as shocked as we were at his leniency, we started packing the half charred remains of camping gear back in the truck as he asked, "so are you on your way home then?" my husband laughed, "hell no!! we're going!!" he's like, "but all of your gear..." the driver shrugged, "it's badfish at the ledges, sir. we aren't missing it for anything." he stared at us in disbelief, tipped his hat and told us to "be on our way" and walked away shaking his head. i've since quit smoking. for safety ofcourse.
[EX A]:
TIFU By catching my friend's truck ablaze while going 55mph on our way to a music festival

