TASK DEFINITION: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
PROBLEM: Text: i literally just realized ive been using the integrated intel graphics instead of the graphics card because i never installed the driver. i just tried reinstalling the driver because i was getting fed up with "issues" and realized what an idiot i am. i'm halfway through a comp sci major, and i feel like i should be banished right now. i've always noticed the lack of frame rates and blamed it on a shitty graphics card.

i honestly would rather live in ignorance.

SOLUTION: TIFU by not having a graphics driver for 4 years on my gaming laptop

PROBLEM: Text: this morning i put the turkey in the oven to heat up, we don't make our own, an hour later i went to take it out. the stove top was full of things already so why not put it on the table less than 2ft away, apparently this was a horrible idea. so, with hands on the pan with which the turkey was cooked in, i make the trek to the table; to my surprise a wild computer chair appears and i *try* to move around it, but i then trip over one of the legs causing the oh-so-tender-turkey to fall to pieces. i stare at it in shock before i realize i need to pick it up. due to it's tenderness i can't pick it up without it shredding.  
 aftermath: http://imgur.com/rtfblbe.

SOLUTION: TIFU: I ruined Thanksgiving :(

PROBLEM: Text: i was on ebay browsing for nvidia promotional games since people tend to sell their unwanted game codes for a cheap price. i started a bid war on allot of auctions at $40.00 and every time it immediately told me that i was outbid (im on the mobile website) and now a few days later i am the winner of multiple copies of the same game where i only wanted to spend 40, now i have to spend 200. with about 7 copies of phantom pain.

SOLUTION:
TIFU by buying metal gear Phantom Pain(7 times)

