In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.

Text: sorry in advance for the long post! 

**back story:** (this is just to provide some context, but you can skip to **here** if you wish)

on the first weekend of july, my friends and i went to banff for a couple of days. when we checked into the hotel, there were about two families in the room across from us with a bunch of kids running around. the hotel also had two water slides and a small pool for the little ones. we didn't have much time to check it out because of all the sightseeing we had planned, so the morning of our checkout i decided to go for a quick swim, (my friends were still asleep). as i left the room, the door across from us was wide open and i could see the little kids also getting ready for swimming. when i got to the pool area, it wasn't an actual swimming pool; it was just a small pool for exiting the water slides. after a couple runs on the slides and some time in the whirlpool, i decided to call it a day and i headed back to the room for a shower. as i was walking back, i walked into another section of the hotel and got lost. i then found another pool that was actually for swimming and quiet use. if only i knew about this before! our check out time was soon and i still didn’t packed my things yet so i was kinda bummed out that i couldn't swim for a bit. also, my friends were probably taking a shower already so i decided take one there. 

**here:**

as i walked through the shower room it was completely empty and on the way to the pool area there was even a sauna. the pool was also empty and i was tempted to go in for a swim but i didn't want to waste any more time. so i went back into the change room and i noticed that although there were two single showers, (like you wouldn't be able to see the person showering beside you), they did not have any curtains or drapes or anything to cover yourself! i'm like, what if kids walk by? anyway, the pool and the shower room were both completely empty and everyone was having the time of their lives at the water slide pool so i was like, what the heck, i'll just shower here. so i put my clothes, towels and my swimming trunks on the bench across from the shower and hopped in. 

as i was putting on my shampoo, i heard the door open and some voices in the background so i'm like fuck i gotta hurry it up. then i heard a high pitched voice.. i thought to myself, oh shit i really gotta hurry now before a little boy sees me! i was trying to wash away the shampoo and soap as fast as i could but the stupid shower had those "push" nozzles to turn on the water; it made it almost impossible to get that shit out of my hair, (i’m a guy with long hair). then, right when the water timed out and just as i was about to push the nozzle again, i hear the little boy say some gibberish followed by, "mommy…” 

it was at that moment i was repeatedly saying to myself shit, shit, shit! when i finally got most of the shampoo out i quickly washed my face and turned around to see if anyone was there and in the corner of my eye i see a little girl sitting on the bench a few feet away from my things.. 
fuck. me. sideways. my body froze. it was like a saw a wild animal and my keys to the getaway car were right next to it. as i stared at my clothes i started to have tunnel vision; it was getting further and further away.. but all of a sudden, my eyes widened and i sprinted to that bench so fast like a bruce lee on steroids, but with one hand covering my crotch. i quickly grabbed my stuff and covered myself and i looked for somewhere to hide. i tried my best to not make eye contact with the little girl and thank god her mother didn't see me. 

i was so focused on escaping i didn’t know where i was headed until i found myself in the pool area. thank god it was still empty.  as i turned around i realized i just left the women's change room. i fucked up big time. then it hit me.. i sort of recognize the little girl’s face. i’m pretty sure she was one of the little kids i saw across from our hotel room. i hope our lives never cross again. ever.
TIFU Showering in a Public Change Room

Text: hi i'm an italian 23 years old guy spending some time in montréal to learn french (i arrived in april and i couldn't speak it at all).
this story didn't happen today, but in early june, precisely during the formula 1 grand prix week-end, when all the downtown streets were full of luxury car expositions. i was hanging out with some italian friends including a girl who is married to a palestinian guy who worked for a lot of years in paris and because of it, he speaks a perfect french. i spent a big part of the evening talking to him trying to improve my french. suddenly we faced one of those car exposition i was talking about, and i wanted to point at cars to tell him "there are too many beautiful cars here today", which in french is "il y a trop de belles voitures ici aujourd'hui" where "voitures" means "cars". in french there is another way to say "cars", "bagnoles", which is most likely used referred to "used" or "modest" cars.
i'm sure that at this point all the french speaking redditers out there have déjà understood how this story is going to end.
i chose to use the word "bagnoles" instead of "belles voitures" to do some irony, but i hadn't really used that word before, and for a newby foreign language learner as me, it's not always easy to pronounce a word you're not used to. in french there is a word which is really rude (so rude that my french flatmates wouldn't even repeat it) to say "middle east man" which sounds (to a non french speaker) really similar to "bagnoles".
en bref, i ended up actually telling him "there are too many middle easterns (in a rude and very offensive way) here nowadays". his face was terrible but i was sure that he thought it was impossible for me, a french beginner, to know that word. it was mortifying because he's palestinian, i mean, they're are even being bombed.
i told it to my flatmates and they laughed hard. i'll be back to italy at the end of july, and i hope i've improved my french skills enough to not repeat this mistake.
TIFU by insulting a Palestinian in French

Text: this happened about 5 minutes ago. so i'm using my dank computer and my little brother walks in. my little brother is fucking obnoxious and freaks out about anything.

so i'm taking a picture of my keyboard because it looks pretty cool. (it's a corsair vengeance k70 rgb) and my brother flips shit. he thinks i was taking pictures of him. "oh my god _decimation stop taking pictures of me!!" and of course my mom hears him and asks me to go over there.

"what are you doing?" "i was just taking pictures of my keyboard..." and then she tells me to bring my phone over. fuck. 

so i go in there and get my phone. i quickly delete any fappy photos and then enable the restrictions my mom had on there. my phone is jailbroken so i had removed restrictions and had a tweak to lock apps with touch id.

i bring my phone to her. she opens the photos app and then is prompted with touch id. "tell me the password." i authorized access. "see, i was just taking a picture of my keyboard..." she scrolls up in my photos, through the jumbles of screenshots...

i had left a fappy photo of a certain cartoon character on there. oh shit. i'm just there staring at the thumbnail...she hands it back. "don't do it again."

oh dear god she better not have seen that [photo](http://i.imgur.com/4caotu3.jpg).

*note: none of those kids are me.*

TIFU by taking a picture of my computer

