In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.

Q: Text: airport was correct: tianjin. destination was correct: tianjin to tokyo. but how about the date? i purchased the ticket for the month of june and not july. oh my days... how could i have overlooked that number 6 (june) not being a number 7 (july). beware when buying tickets online.

a bit of background information:
me and 23 other students attended this 2 week course in china where we visit companies and see how they implement information systems and the application's we've learnt in class. the last city we visited was tianjin, and due to certain circumstances the entire group went back to beijing for the last few days, but i remained in tianjin as my flight was in tianjin (everyone else had flights going from beijing). little did i know... 

so here's what happened:

last night i tried to use the l online check-in from the asiana airline website. for some reason it didn't work. alarm bells should've hit me, but it didn't. rather, i assumed that the airline made a mistake by giving me the incorrect code (that happens, right?). i mean, how could i make a mistake?

so this morning as i go to the airport check-in counter i hand them my passport. she scans my passport, and then looks confused. she asks for some documentation, so i hand her the printout of the flight itinerary i so meticulously prepared. she reads it, also not noticing the 6, and then rescans my passport. still confused. she calls her manager. they rescan my passport again, and that's when they realise - the ticket is for june and not july.

stunned. i stare blankly in despair. the world freezes for a moment. i am speechless. i booked the wrong friggin month? but i'm always so careful!

i switch onto damage control, try to compose myself and then ask if i can purchase a ticket. she points me to the direction of the ticket counter. side note: ticket counters for airlines only open 2 hours before one of their flights, and because this was one of the first few flights the ticket counters from other airlines haven't opened yet. 

i approach the desk and explain the ordeal to the lady. she giggles - i guess it is quite funny when you think about it... so she then begins searching for the next available flight to tokyo. with all economy seats booked, she tells me there is only business class left. 5070 rmb (1014 aud). my heart sinks to the floor. 

wanting to compare prices with other airlines, i couldn't. they haven't opened yet. the next one opens roughly around 9:30am. this ticket counter closes at 9:10am. needed to make a decision. should i spend 1014 aud on top of the 384 aud i already spent on that darn unusable ticket? never traveled business class before. but i'm a broke student - who am i kidding...

it is at this point where i want to tell the lecturer about the sh*tstorm i got myself into. but lucky me, my data was freshly used up. 0mb. fortunately, the ticket lady was so kind and helpful that (most likely out of pity) she tethered me internet from her phone. thanks! once connected i eventually got in touch with the lecturer. 

that's when she advises me to contact the man with all the answers, the lifesaver himself, the amazing alex. alex has been our helpful local tour guide for the tianjin leg of the trip. he begins searching for (more reasonably priced) flights. and finds a good alternative: a direct flight costing 2834 rmb (566.80 aud) that departs 4:35pm and arrives tokyo 8:55pm

he books it. he confirms it. it's done.

now, what i'm annoyed about (you bet i'm annoyed, frustrated, embarrassed, exhausted and angry all in one - hey, (group leader) i finally know how you felt for 80% of this trip 😜) what i'm really annoyed about is that, because of all this, there was no need for me to have been separated from the group. beijing may have offered more options because more airlines operated there; i could've have stayed at the nicer hotel that was booked; could have watched federer live on tv (the hotel tv i stayed at didn't show the wimbledon final!) rather than listening to the wimbledon radio (yes that thing called a radio still exists).

but alas, it happened. my 566.80 aud mistake. hey x, y and z - you guys got nothing on me. you're "rip-off" expenses combined don't even match my epic fail on this trip! bahahaha 

566.80 (ticket) + 80 (counterfeit bills) = 646.80 aud

oh. my. days.

A: TIFU by buying the wrong plane ticket
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Q: Text: so this actually happened today, unlike 95% of tifu posts. 

i was on my way to class to take a final (i take summer classes), my commute was going smoothly. i was about halfway there and still had 15 minutes to spare. now usually i'm a really aggressive driver but i thought to myself, "you know, i got time, i may as well just sit back and relax, enjoy my commute without driving like a dick."

here's where the fuck-up happens, i'm in a line of cars waiting for a light to turn green and there's a nun in a church van full of kids pulling out of the cvs directly to my right. me first thought was "zero chance i let this van in front of me". i second guessed myself, and thought "you know what this is a perfect opportunity to do my "good deed" for the day so i let her in. 

biggest mistake of my life. 

turns out she was driving to my school for only god knows what (no pun intended), so i follow her the entire way to my school. 19 mph in a 35. my less than 10 minute ride from that cvs, turned into 30. i showed up to my final 15 minutes late and my professor told me that i was not able to sit for the final because i was late. so in retrospect, i should've just said fuck the church van and continued driving like a dick.

A: TIFU by letting a church van get in front of me
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Q: Text: this happened about 5 minutes ago and i'm still kinda in shock.

so for some reason if i'm on facebook and i see a stupid post, i like to just write a little comment pretty much showing how stupid i think their post is. of course i never press enter because i couldn't face the consequences. (let me know if anyone else does this)

this girl i went to primary with posted something stupid about how she only has 5 true friends and how everyone she knows are just spineless people or something. i commented something like 'no one cares' but with a tiny bit more language to it and, instead of erasing the text and moving on like i normally do, i hit enter. 

panic mode activated - i managed to delete the comment but obviously she got the notification for it already. 2 minutes later i get a message from her raging at me and no matter what excuse i could think of, even just telling her the truth and apologizing to her from the bottom of my heart, she wouldn't take it. she's pissed and i have to face seeing her friends at school tomorrow...

A:
TIFU by commenting on a random girl's status
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