In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.

Q: Text: so this happened few hours ago. i am progressive/liberal muslim(yep that's a thing) and i have a fairly new and big blog(i believe i can't link it here) before i go any further, i have to explain that liberal muslims are against the death penalty, lashing, abortion and treating women like objects amongst other things.

so, my islamiat teacher asked me to give him my email so he could send me some notes. (i am studying for gcse exams). so i give him my email and he adds me to his circles on google+. my teacher sees, i have a blog and shares it with his students(my friends) and his very right wing scholars/friends, without checking it out(or so i thought)

tomorrow, i go to school, nobody wants to talk to me. i am ostracised and the first period is the islamiat period(yay!!). immediately, he goes to the rostrum and calls me up to the rostrum and then he tells the whole class of how i am a kafir(infidel) and i deserve to die (at this point, i should say that my teacher is a pretty right wing person).

so after, the period is over. some of my so called friends come over and say things like "i deserve to die", "you are a disgrace" etc. one of my friends says he has a surprise for me, if i step out of the class. so i think why not? i step out, he pushes me to the wall, pulls out a knife and says that if i post again on my blog he is gonna kill me.

A: TIFU by accidentally revealing my Islamic Liberal blog to all my extremely right wing friends.
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Q: Text: so like most tifus this happened about a year ago but just remembered to post it today. 

so some background: i am an avid mountain biker and race dirtbikes so i am more than comfortable on 2 wheels. 

it was my 18th birthday on the friday 2 days after i just moved in to my dorm for the first time my freshman year.  since we were only a couple days in to school and a bunch of 18 year olds that just moved in to college, we decided to celebrate our new-found freedom and got hammered drunk.  our little celebration ended up turning in to a party in our suite style dorm. we were playing beer pong and other drinking games until some drunk girl stepped on our only ball crushing it, rendering it useless.

not wanting the party festivities to end because of that, we were frantically looking for ping pong balls. someone said that they sell balls at the rec center  that was almost 2 miles across campus but it closed in 15 min. so me, being nearly blackout drunk and extremely overconfident with my abilities, i decided "fuck it i can ride my bike and make it across campus in time" 

i hopped on my bike and hauled ass across campus and made it in time! i bought 10 balls so we wouldn't have this issue again, then began on my way back to the dorm. once i hopped on my bike i get a phone call from my ex girlfriend that we broke up a couple weeks prior. i answered the phone while still riding and began to talk for a bit.  i was riding on the sidewalks bc campus was pretty empty at the time. i was bombing down the hill with one hand on the handle bars and one holding my phone. as i was picking up speed i noticed there were a couple people walking on the side walk. not thinking (probably cause i was drunk and overconfident) i turned to ride off the curb as to avoid them. i'm not sure how or why it happened but the second my front wheel went off the curb, my handlebars turned 90 degrees and went from going about 20-25mph to 0 mph quite quickly. i got sent over the handlebars head first, lawn darting in to the asphalt. ended up smashing my face on the road, breaking my nose, scraping the left side of my face and my entire left arm. my phone went flying across the street shattering the screen into about a thousand pieces, phone call still going and a very confused ex girlfriend on the other end. 

luckily i was drunk enough where i  popped back up immediately and started laughing at myself. until the pain set in. managed to ride the rest of the way and continue on with the drinking games. (after cleaning myself up of course)
needless to say my new friends were very concerned and now thought i was a dumbass.

A: TIFU by riding my bike and talking on the cellphone
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Q: Text: ...after chatting about our break for a bit, i followed it up with a "see you later!"

 i didn't realise until i was halfway to my room

A:
TIFU by saying "Its nice to see you!" to a visually impaired girl on my floor...
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