In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.

Q: Text: we've been together for over 6 years and married for over 3.  i've never done this before.  i've never had a reason to.  i don't condone it.  i think it's chickenshit.  i think it shows my overall lack of self confidence.  i can't take it back now.  

we had a turbulent beginning.  she left me for almost a year, got engaged, and then said she realized she wouldn't be happy unless she spent her life with me.  i felt the same way, and still do.  i work long hours at my job.  never done anything else.  she had a dream of being a nurse.  i told her i'd make it happen.  2 kids and lpn school later, we still found ourselves leading hectic lives with odd schedules.  i tried to tell her things would change.  that we wouldn't always make love on the 18th green of the local golf course.  that a time would come where we wouldn't stay up every night until 3:00 am talking about everything, and nothing.  she's read too many books.  watched too many movies.  i tried to tell her.  i tried to prepare her.  

a guy started randomly commenting on her status updates.  she quit tagging me in her picture uploads.  she started posting vague music quotes that didn't really pertain to us.  we don't make love near as much as we used to.  we go to bed at different times.  she tells me she loves me and that she is happy but she needs more from me.  i'm trying really really hard.  she hasn't found her job in the nursing field yet so i'm sole breadwinner on a commission only income that is feast or famine.  i have a lot on my plate.  sometimes i get emotionally detached.  we have discussed it, and she knows i'm really working on it.  

it got the best of me today. i have known her login and password information for years.  this was the first time i've ever used them.  my hands were shaking.  it didn't feel right.  i didn't know what i would find.  what i found was what i feared i would find.  some very flirtatious exchanges between my wife and dude that was previously mentioned.  nothing vulgar.  nothing obscene.  just some super friendly correspondence that made me feel lacking as a man.  "run away to me."  "i wish i could."  "send me more pics."  "maybe later.  <3."

i don't know what to do but i do know it will never be the same.  and not because of her.  because of me.  this breached every bit of trust i told her i had in her.  i'm not sure how to handle things, i just know i fucked up.

A: TIFU by logging into my wife's facebook account.
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Q: Text: ok so i went out for a bit of a celebration last night as i've just got back on my feet scored a new job and after being down for about 8 months everything in life has turned around for me. so i figure lets go out and drink far too much. while i was out i seen my friend and her friend too kinda cute looking girl well after we hit a couple of jagerbombs and start walking to the club she tells me she has the same surname as me too. so we start trying to work out if we are related in some long winded way but non of the family we had pointed to use sharing family. so i jokingly mention i kinda feel we need to get it on now just because we aint related. she throws herself towards me and we hang around the club chatting and kissing for the night. all my friends had started to go and she said we should get going was we going to hers or mine? nobody was at mine so i brought her back. i start fooling around with her and then all of a sudden boom what the fuck was that? turns out she had squirted she never knew she could do it and i had neither came across it so for a split second we was both kinda weirded out about the whole thing. but it seemed kinda hot so i carried on and kept making her squirt her shit all over the place kind of like a kid at christmas. a few hours went past of fucking and fooling around then she had to go work but she seemed damn grateful she'd discovered squirting!

A: TIFU by getting with a girl with the same surname
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Q: Text: this is my life right now.  my friend has his 21st birthday party on saturday (nz time) and i'm in australia.  i booked my flights a few months back.  organised my leave and started to get excited. i work 2 jobs so most of my time is spent sleeping,  eating and working. this is the part where you feel sorry for the idiot i am (please?). i like to think of myself as a pretty organised guy so i decided to trust in my instincts and not get too worried about packing my bags because work was getting in the way. come thursday night (now). i am 12 hours out from my flight,  packing my bags to go home and celebrate this night with friends and family. 2 hours later and i'm all done.  time for sleep, big day ahead! as soon as my head hits the pillow,  i feel that nudging feeling you get when something is wrong. passport! fuck.  i sprint out of bed faster than the roadrunner and his annoying "beep beep". unpack everything,  search everywhere.  nope.  fuck.  then i get an idea! "the hostel i stayed at 1 month ago!". taxi hailed, directions given. cool dude at the counter takes me to all the places i think it may be. nope. fuck. i make the dreaded 3am call to the emergency line for the airport lost and found, the passport services, the airline and the travel agency. nopenopenope & nope. fuck. my sister had been helping me all through the events of tonight via facebook.  thanks sis. so thats me. here i am outside pie face with 2 mince and cheese pies sitting next to a lovely german girl and smoking a free cigarette the pie face clerk gave me (i don't even smoke but what the hell tonight's a night for doing something wild). it is now 4am. my flight is at 10am. the clerk gave me a sympathy hot chocolate and i'm giving reddit a lesson. i'm an ex reddit lurker turned first time poster. always pack your bags in advanced & always check for your passport. coming from the ex flight attendant & travel agent

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TIFU By not packing my bags earlier
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