Morgan:  
Lilly: haha, what's this?
Morgan: my new car! :D
Morgan: <3 <3 <3
Lilly: you can't afford it you fool :P

What was that dialogue about?
Morgan got a new car.

Lena: Guy, have you studied for the EU law exam?
Kim: I've been doing it for the last week
Jeff: me too, horrible
Lena: I don't understand something
Tom: ?
Lena: why are Malta and Luxembourg members of the EU, but the other European microstates are not?
Kim: hmm, a good question...
Jeff: maybe because they are even smaller? It costs a lot to be a member
Tom: They are all in some kind of unions with their bigger neighbours, which are (apart from Switzerland and Liechtenstein) members of the EU and even the Schengen Area
Kim: right, makes sense
Kim: but I read today that San Marino kept a referendum about joining the EU at some point
Kim: and they even voted "YES"
Tom: really? so what happened?
Kim: the turnout was too low, so the result was invalid
Lena: so I really don't understand why they are not members
Jeff: but they are in the EU anyway, just not officially
Lena: exactly, very strange
Tom: I found the answer! In 2012 the European Commission published a report about it
Tom: And they wrote: ""the EU institutions are currently not adapted to the accession of such small-sized countries". It's from wikipedia
Kim: great! thanks!

What was that dialogue about?
Lena, Kim, Jeff and Tom are studying for the EU law exam. Malta and Luxembourg are members of the EU. Other microstates are not. San Marino kept the referendum about joining the EU, but the result was invalid. European Commission declared the EU is not adapted to the accession of microstates.

Harper: can you believe that this jackass tried to convince professor Garcia that he prepared MOST of our presentation??
Harper: can you imagine this level of jackassness?!
Theodore: whoa
Theodore: but she didn't believe him, right?
Harper: well, i explained THOROUGHLY, what exactly everyone had done
Harper: and i stressed that he hadn't lift a fucking finger
Harper: the rest of the group confirmed what i said, so i it was quite obvious, that he was lying
Theodore: and what did professor Garcia do?
Theodore: did she fail him?
Harper: no, she didn't
Harper: she told him to prepare a new presentation on a new subject
Harper: but i think that she should have failed him, he doesn't deserve to get a Master's degree
Harper: he's too dumb and lazy for it
Theodore: this is why i hate group projects
Theodore: everyone works their butt off except this one person who will try to put their name on your work after everything is done
Harper: right??
Harper: why do we have to go through hell like this???
Harper: it’s so frustrating
Theodore: i couldn't agree more!

What was that dialogue about?

Harper is upset with him because he tried to take credit for the presentation he didn't prepare. He now has to prepare a new one for professor Garcia. Harper finds him undeserving of a Master's degree. Theodore dislikes group projects.