Nancy: The problem is, I can't decide which social media to choose: Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, Tumblr.
Phil: If I may recommend something - don't go with Tumblr. It's basically dead.
Vic: Agree with Phil. What are u going to post?
Nancy: What do u mean?
Vic: Text? Pictures? Music? Videos?
Nancy: Haven't really thought about that. I think photos with some comment mostly.
Phil: TBH, any of these will do. U can post photos and comments on Twitter.
Vic: IMHO, Instagram would suit u best. U'd need to work on ur graphics skills though.
Nancy: Y?
Vic: Well, ppl aren't that much interested in what they can read in the comment or description, but in what's on the photo.
Nancy: So the catchphrase would have to be on the photo?
Vic: Basically.
Phil: I can't imagine I'm saying this, but what about Facebook?
Nancy: What about it?
Phil: Well, u can do both! Post pictures and descriptions!
Nancy: Not a bad idea!
Vic: I have an idea!
Nancy: What is it?
Vic: Y not use all of them?
Nancy: What do u mean?
Vic: Well, u can use Facebook in general, Instagram 4 pics and Twitter for rash news!
Phil: That's actually ingenious!
Vic: Right? :)
Nancy: One problem - won't it take up too much of my time?
Phil: Nah! U can use the same post all over.
Nancy: How?
Phil: U post what u want to say on Facebook, the picture on Instagram and tell ur followers they'll find out more on Facebook and a short news on Twitter with the most important info and a link to ur Facebook post.
Vic: And that way u'll get more possible customers :)
Nancy: Thanks, guys! I think I'll do that!

Briefly summarize:
Nancy is choosing social media to attract customers. Nancy will follow Vic and Phil's advice to use Facebook, Instagram and Twitter simultaneously. They think Tumblr isn't effective. 

Carlie: So, what time on Wednesady?
Sidney: I’m busy, let’s make it Thursday
Carlie: OK, I get it, what time?
Sidney: Hmm I think 6 PM
Carlie: Sure, that’s fine, I won’t bother you anymore, just let me know if anything changes.
Sidney: Well, it needs to be Friday, I’m not sure if I will have time and I’m too lazy to do it in the evening ;)
Carlie: Uhm, listen, I really appreciate that you want to help but I’m starting to think it’s a problem for you, you should have sth before, you will change your mind again and what am I supposed to do then
Sidney: Ok, so it can be Saturday ;p
Carlie: Whaaaaat. Ok, I’m done, fuck you and your help.
Sidney: What’s your problem, I can’t just leave everything, I wanted to be nice to you, but now you can fuck yourself!!!
Carlie: I know you’re busy but packing all my stuff takes a lot of time and I can’t wait forever, you really don’t understand that?
Sidney: Fuck you, that’s all I want to say.
Carlie: ????
Sidney: You said it may be any day from Thursday to Sunday and now you’re freaking out, this is fucked up
Carlie: Listen, I really understand, but I have everything packed, my medicines, clothes, all of it. Maybe I should make it more clear what I expect, I’ll find someone and won’t bother you anymore.
Sidney: Bullshit. I will talk to you only if I’m forced to, at work. Don’t text me again.
Carlie: You’re an irresponsible idiot
Sidney: And you’re a bitch, we’re even.

Briefly summarize:
Sidney is delaying his help with packing stuff. Carlie is really frustrated with his attitude.

David: We gotta split the bills guys
Monica: Sure, I'm looking at this email too
David: How bout you Nina?
Nina: I'm here, I'm here, 3 ways? 
David: I was gone for 2 weeks so maybe lets try to divide electricity different ways? 
Nina: Sure, any idea how to divide it?
David: I'll make some excel calculations
Monica: Just send it over, I'm fine with it

Briefly summarize:
David, Monica and Nina will split the bills. David will divide the electricity bill differently, because he was gone for 2 weeks.

June: What do you want for Christmas?
Don: I don't have any special wishes. 
Don: I'd like to spend some time together, that's all.
June: I see. You're not making things easier ;)
Don: And what do you want?
June: Hm, okey, I get it.
June: Same as you, in fact.
Don: You see, it's east :D
June: ^^

Briefly summarize:

Don doesn't want anything special for Christmas. He would like to spend some time with June.