You are given a sentence in Italian. Your job is to translate the Italian sentence into English.

Il mio professore alla Columbia, Sidney Morgenbesser, filosofo burlone, quando gli ho detto, "" Professor Morgenbesser, perché esiste qualcosa invece del nulla? "" Mi ha risposto, "" Oh, anche se non ci fosse niente, non saresti soddisfatto. "" Quindi — (Risate) — ok.
And my professor at Columbia, Sidney Morgenbesser, a great philosophical wag, when I said to him, "" Professor Morgenbesser, why is there something rather than nothing? "" And he said, "" Oh, even if there was nothing, you still wouldn't be satisfied. "" So — (Laughter) — okay.