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Adam embarrassingly confessed to Justin that 
Here's how I want to continue it: Adam sweater had shrunk and was full of dryer lint and cat hair.

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She cooked recipes that included tomatoes more often than onions because the 
Here's how I want to continue it: onions were out of season.

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Patrick took on an assertive attitude instead of a passive one because the 
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passive people always lost.