I thought I would n't ever have to deal the damn thing ever again . I wish I had hair that washed itself , and if I did n't have to take showers , that would save heaps of time , too . I wish I could fly to school . I wish it was n't so damn cold anymore so waking up early in the morning would n't be such a miserable experience .

Question: Why is the narrator sometimes late for school ?
They are getting ready .