Problem: The more I want to hope , The more it hurts my heart . I feel a sense of deja vu And I do n't want to go through this again . Maybe it might just be better If we just stayed as friends .

What may happen after hoping ?
OPTIONS:
- None of the above choices .
- Will feel lonliness
- Will feel heartache
- Will feel dread .

A: Will feel heartache

Question:
It 's been a very , very strange day . It started badly at midnight as I was babysitting the replacement of a switch in our London datacenter and it was running over . I did n't get to sleep until 0300 .
Answer the following question: Why is the narrator having to monitor the work place ?
OPTIONS:
- This is a typical day for them .
- They work the night shift .
- None of the above choices .
- It possesses important information .
Answer:
It possesses important information .

Question:
I just felt bad for her - considering the cost of each plate , I wished she had the chance to at least try the food . A few days later , however , both Mable and I were past our illnesses and honeymooning in Dublin . For those that have never gone , let me put it this way - I ' m pretty well - traveled , and this is one of my top two choices for places that I want to live . Ireland , and Dublin in particular , is spectacular . The most immediately strking aspect of the city is the friendliness of the people .

Where would the narrator want to go if they got a free vacation ?
OPTIONS:
- The narrator would travel to Las Vegas .
- The narrator would travel to Ireland .
- None of the above choices .
- The narrator would travel to Seattle .
Answer:
The narrator would travel to Ireland .

IN: We had fun just hanging out on the beach , talking and drinking some good wine . I am overwhelmed at how Kathy keeps her house soo clean , mine seems to be a mess compared to hers , but then again her little guy is only 2 and her stepson is only there on the weekends . I am not sure how it would be if she had 2 crazy guys all the time .
What is known about the two people on the beach ?
OPTIONS:
- they are parents
- they are alcoholics
- they are clean freaks
- None of the above choices .

OUT: they are parents

Meh .. He 'll get over it ... Secondly , years ago , my Mom told me a NASTY Dirty joke ... Which I used on Tuesday afternoon to get myself out of a speeding ticket . A speeding ticket I actually deserved , considering I was pushing 175 km / h in a 90 zone just outside of golden , however , I am distracting myself .

OPTIONS:
- Police do n't understand jokes .. and they will be confounded and afraid to ticket you .
- You might tell the arresting officer a joke , make them laugh , and they would have pity on you .
- There is a legal clause that says if you can come up with a joke quickly you do n't have to pay your ticket .
- None of the above choices .
Answer the following question: What is the reason a nasty dirty joke could get you out of a speeding ticket ?

You might tell the arresting officer a joke , make them laugh , and they would have pity on you .

Problem: Adeline has a brand new ( or as she would say " new brand " ) Barbie Jeep ! We gave it to her the day we brought Emerson home from the hospital . I was a little nervous at first because she kept either going in circles or running into the grass .

Why did the parents of Adeline buy the Barbie jeep for her ?
OPTIONS:
- It was Adeline 's birthday and her parents wanted to celebrate .
- Adeline 's wanted to give her a special Christmas gift .
- To keep Adeline from getting jealous of all the attention a new baby gets .
- Adeline 's had been very good while Emerson was being born and her parents wanted to reward her .

A:
To keep Adeline from getting jealous of all the attention a new baby gets .