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Well, here's an odd Thursday-evening anecdote! Maureen Dowd wrote an item for The New York Times Magazine remembering late super-agent Sue Mengers, who once represented starlets like Ali MacGraw and Barbra Streisand but eventually became known for her starry parties and get-togethers, through which she befriended younger Hollywood stars like Jon Hamm and Jennifer Aniston. Dowd herself was a guest at some of these fêtes, and of one, she writes, "After Brad Pitt left Jennifer Aniston for Angelina Jolie, Mengers told me that she advised her beloved Jen to ask Brad for some of his sperm." Maureen Dowd, the editors from Star and the National Enquirer are surely giving you the slow clap this week. You crazy for this one! ||||| Starting in 1996, Alexa Internet has been donating their crawl data to the Internet Archive. Flowing in every day, these data are added to the Wayback Machine after an embargo period. |||||
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Shorter version: – New York’s Vulture blog pulls this priceless tidbit from yesterday’s New York Times Magazine tribute to Hollywood super-agent Sue Mengers: In her piece remembering Mengers, who died this year, Maureen Dowd recalls the time that Mengers gave some advice to Jennifer Aniston after Brad Pitt left her for Angelina Jolie. Writes Dowd, “Mengers told me that she advised her beloved Jen to ask Brad for some of his sperm.” Writes Vulture’s Kyle Buchanan, “Maureen Dowd, the editors from Star and the National Enquirer are surely giving you the slow clap this week.” (Click to see the holiday card Aniston and her boyfriend sent this year.)
input: ANN ARBOR, MI -- The FBI is looking to speak with the man suspected of attempting to contaminate food products inside the Whole Foods Market on Eisenhower Parkway in Ann Arbor. 
  
 FBI Spokesperson Jill Washburn did not divulge the identity of the store at which the man was seen sprinkling an unknown liquid substance on food carts last week, but believes photos released will help in leading to the man's identity. 
  
 "We do not know what the substance was," she said. "The only thing that he was seen sprinkling the substance on was food." 
  
 Whole Foods Market Public Relations representative Allison Phelps confirmed a team member from the Eisenhower Parkway store witnessed the man pouring liquid on items at the food bars and alerted store leadership of the suspicious activity. 
  
 "Out of an abundance of caution, all salad and hot food bars were immediately closed down at the store, all food was thrown out and the store team thoroughly cleaned and sanitized all food stations, equipment and serving utensils before restocking with fresh items," Phelps said in an email. 
  
 Phelps said Whole Foods Market is cooperating fully with the Ann Arbor Police Department regarding the incident and all surrounding Michigan store locations have been notified of the incident. 
  
 Preliminary tests have not shown the substance to be harmful, but Washburn would not say "unequivocally" that it has been determined to not be harmful. 
  
 Washburn said the FBI would need to speak with the man first before determining if he would face any charges related to the incident. 
  
 "I think we need to speak with him first," she said. "The photos are relatively clear, so someone should be able to notice who it is." 
  
 One of the photos appears to indicate the man was seen walking into the store around 9:13 a.m. on April 24. 
  
 If you have any information about the man's identity, contact the FBI at 855-324-7257. ||||| These crawls are part of an effort to archive pages as they are created and archive the pages that they refer to. That way, as the pages that are referenced are changed or taken from the web, a link to the version that was live when the page was written will be preserved.Then the Internet Archive hopes that references to these archived pages will be put in place of a link that would be otherwise be broken, or a companion link to allow people to see what was originally intended by a page's authors.The goal is to fix all broken links on the web . Crawls of supported "No More 404" sites. |||||

summary: – Something you don't want to hear before digging into a food bar at your local supermarket: that someone was spotted sprinkling an unknown substance on it. That's what Whole Foods is saying happened at one of its stores in Ann Arbor, Mich., just over a week ago, and now the FBI has jumped in to help track that person down, MLive.com reports. A Whole Foods rep notes that an employee saw a man pouring what appeared to be some sort of liquid onto the open food items on April 24, which led the store to dump all items at the salad bar and hot serving stations and sanitize all stations, equipment, and utensils before opening them to the public again with fresh food. "We do not know what the substance was," FBI spokeswoman Jill Washburn says. "The only thing that he was seen sprinkling the substance on was food." Initial tests haven't turned up any harmful substance, but Washburn still won't definitively say that it was innocuous. CBS Detroit notes no injuries or illnesses have been reported as a result of the incident. Meanwhile, various photos of the man, including one that shows him entering the store at around 9:15 on the morning of the incident, are said by Washburn to be "relatively clear" and are circulating on the FBI website and in the media in the hopes someone will recognize him. The FBI asks anyone with info to call 855-324-7257. (One person Whole Foods is fighting in a different case: a pastor who sued the chain over a cake.)
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– NBA Commissioner Adam Silver dropped the hammer on LA Clippers owner Donald Sterling today, announcing that the league was banning Sterling for life from "any association with the Clippers organization or the NBA." Sterling will not be allowed to attend any NBA games or practices, be involved in Clippers personnel decisions, or attend board of governors meetings. He'll also be fined $2.5 million, which Silver said was the maximum allowed under the NBA constitution. In addition, Silver said he'll move to force the sale of the Clippers. Silver said the NBA had investigated the incident and interviewed Sterling, and concluded that Sterling was the man on infamous taped conversations, "and that the hateful opinions voiced by that man are those of Mr. Sterling." He said he would encourage the other owners to force Sterling to sell the team, which can be done with a three-quarters vote. "This has been a painful moment for all members of the NBA family," he said, adding that he felt "personal outrage" over the comments. In addition: Asked if an owner should be pushed out for comments made in private, Silver replied, "Whether or not these remarks were initially shared in private, they are now public, and they represent his views." Silver said he hadn't formally polled the owners, but that he'd spoken to several and "I have their full support." He said he was confident they would agree to oust Sterling. Asked if the league was seeking more African-American ownership, Silver said the league was diverse, but "I'd always like to see it become more diverse." Asked about Magic Johnson specifically, he said Johnson knows that "he is always welcome as an owner in this league ... and a close friend of the NBA family." Johnson tweeted out his approval of Silver's move. "In Commissioner Adam Silver we have a great leader leading our league," he said, adding, "The people who I'm happiest for are Coach Doc Rivers, the Clippers players, and fans." Silver had singled out Rivers and Chris Paul to thank them for their leadership.