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Robert's clothes were dirty while Michael's were clean because 
Here's how I want to continue it: Michael had a working washing machine.

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Felicia punched Monica right in the Adam's apple so 
Here's how I want to continue it: Monica had to spend the night in the local hospital.

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Neil battled cancer successfully, while Craig did not, due to 
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Neil having more expansive health care coverage.