1. Would it have been too much to ask for just a tiny bit of interest for the grown-ups?
2. The wisdom of putting bad experiences behind us never rang more true than after viewing this movie. Avoiding it though, may be impossible, so be prepared.
3. Disney's wild, creative but beautifully-controlled set-pieces, eccentric memorable characters, and sheer rush of colour tower over anything on offer here.
4. If you don't mind plunking your kids down in front of a 90-minute commerical, go nuts.
5. With its undertones of slavery and cockfighting, Pokémon" may have the most unsavory premise ever for children's entertainment.
6. Unfortunately, dear grown-ups, no end to the Pokémon invasion seems imminent.
7. Probably too verbose to significantly influence the target audience.
8. The film is baffling, amateur and somewhat contradictory about violence.
9. Just because something makes money doesn't mean that it is good.
10. The kiddies in the audience were enthralled by every minute of it.

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Audiences other than children will find very little to entertain them.