1. The latest entry in the horror series is simply a slasher flick. At that level, it's not bad, with some clever twists on the genre.
2. No, it's not as single-minded as John Carpenter's original, but it's sure a lot smarter and more unnerving than the sequels.
3. Hard-core slasher aficionados will find things to like ... but overall the Halloween series has lost its edge.
4. Generic slasher-movie nonsense, but it's not without style.
5. The thrill is (long) gone.
6. There's only one way to kill Michael Myers for good: stop buying tickets to these movies.
7. Simply a re-hash of the other seven films.
8. Much of the cast is stiff or just plain bad.
9. While this is neither the first nor last time that will be the case, it is time to hang, gun down or lop off the head of this ugly cinematic series once and for all.
10. Sad nonsense, this. But not without cheesy fun factor.

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The only thing this tired slasher flick may resurrect is nostalgia for when the genre was still fresh and scary.