Write an ordered list of reviews about "new years eve 2011".
1. Should auld acquaintance be forgot? I don't know, but "New Year's Eve" sure should be.
2. The worst sin of 'New Year's Eve' is the insulating presentation of New Year's Eve in the Big Apple. Hopefully, no one thinks New Year's Eve in New York City is this boring, clichéd and common.
3. So garish and manipulative that it doesn't really qualify as a film -- it's a product, no more an actual movie than a Hallmark card is a piece of poetry.
4. To say "New Year's Eve" is cheesy is an understatement. Love struck people running around and trying to have a good time. But that is also what makes the film fun.
5. It's all perfectly pleasant and perfectly harmless and perfectly bland.
6. Not much to celebrate in dull 'New Year's Day'
7. Shallow, star-studded romcom has some drinking, swearing.
8. Shameless, would-be holiday heartwarmer...a commercial conglomerate of star-ridden sound bytes
9. One can only hope that enough viewers make a resolution not to support cinematic flotsam like this (Parental Movie Review also available)
10. The band abandoned Bon Jovi and let him make this movie on his own, showing Richie Sambora has higher standards than Robert DeNiro.