1. My face still hurts from laughing.
2. Too often, the viewer isn't reacting to humor so much as they are wincing back in repugnance.
3. Where Tom Green stages his gags as assaults on America's knee-jerk moral sanctimony, Jackass lacks aspirations of social upheaval.
4. Strictly for shallow-end-of-the-gene-pool types who find professional wrestling and monster truck shows too sophisticated for their simple-minded tastes.
5. Belongs in the too-hot-for-TV direct-to-video/DVD category, and this is why I have given it a one-star rating.
6. To say that this vapid vehicle is downright doltish and uneventful is just as obvious as telling a country skunk that he has severe body odor.
7. An inflated and excruciating 85 minutes with barely enough laughs to sustain 10.
8. I felt like a donkey laughing so hard at such stupidity and I feel like even more of a donkey admitting it in print.
9. Grotesque, stupid, pointless, and funny as hell.
10. There's something wrong with the cast of Jackass, and the simple fact of the matter is that watching people satisfy their masochistic tendencies isn't fun or funny.

What is a brief summary of the following reviews?
There's a good chance you'll be laughing hysterically at one stunt, but getting grossed out by the next one in this big screen version of the controversial MTV show.