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Given a passage, write a short incorrect summary based on the passage.
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general electric co. said it plans to split its stock #-for-# , increase its dividend and buy back more shares because it 's churning out record amounts of cash .
answer:
evita too much of a good thing


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it 's the raucous , not the meek , who are inheriting the earth in nbc 's prime-time provocation , `` the book of daniel , '' which has its premiere friday night .
answer:
monk keeps things deliciously quirky


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the collision occurred shortly before noon pdt , said sgt. kristin UNK of the west hollywood sheriff 's station .
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hill of ore may hold mountain of conservation woes


