Problem: The next pitch he hit a homerun.

A: Matt started playing baseball when he was seven. Now seventeen Year's old he still had not hit a homerun. Today was not only his last game, it was also the championship. Bottom of ninth, Matt was up at bat with two strikes to his name The next pitch he hit a homerun.


Problem: Glen swore he'd never walk again.

A: Glen was in the mood for a walk. He put on his jacket and went outside. While walking on the sidewalk, he tripped and busted his knee open. Glen stood back up and limped back to his house. Glen swore he'd never walk again.


Problem: The man eventually blinked.

A:
One man bet another that he could outstare a duck. A duck was found and stared at. Although the duck was unaware of what was happening, it did not blink. It did, however, wet its eyes with its nictitating membrane. The man eventually blinked.