Given a text, write a compressed version of it in a single sentence.

You are invited to accept this free trial membership, including a free issue of AUDUBON magazine, for two months without obligation. Simply move the token on your invitation from the top to the bottom, detach along the perforation, and return it as soon as possible in the postage-paid envelope.
You're invited to this free trial membership, and a free two month issue of AUDUBON. Simply move the token on the invitation from top to bottom, remove along the perforation and return in the pre-paid envelope.

One might like to believe that this gives her the cachet of authoritative scholarship, but the text does not bear out the promise.
One might wrongly believe that this gives her the cachet of authoritative scholarship.

The writer Edward Jay Epstein has sent Chatterbox the following e-mail message, subject: "Preliminary Concerns I Have About Monica and Other Babes From Beverly Hills."

Epstein sent Chatterbox an email with subject: "Preliminary Concerns I Have About Monica and Other Babes From Beverly Hills."

