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Q: Text: okay, this actually happened a few months ago. and god, believe me, i know it is stupid from beginning to end. like, sometimes when i do stupid shit, i think to myself "but at least it's not as stupid as that time you ate edibles, you dumbass". but basically, my sister went to colorado, she got some of these thc candies, and she decided to give them to me (she smokes a ton and thought her tolerance would be too high). i don't smoke, and i've never taken edibles before.   
so one day when i was off and had a day with nothing going on, i remembered the candy. i had taken one a few weeks earlier, and nothing happened at all. it was like i had just eaten a herbal flavored cherry drop. so i decided i must need two this time. i think it was 10 mg thc per candy (and ten candies in a bottle). okay, so nothing at all happened after a few hours.   
i decided to just suck on the rest of them, and stop when i felt the slightest buzz.  
i ended up eating all of them within a few hours, and i was disappointed that it didn't work for me. god. i decided i was done with that ordeal, and so i started playing around on my phone, watching netflix and stuff.    
my kitty was being really cute, so i decided i would take some videos of her romping around and stuff. we were having fun, playing and shit. suddenly i was soaking wet. like, holy shit. i was wearing this warm crewneck sweatshirt and knee socks, like cozy as fuck. but suddenly i was sweating like crazy. like i was eating chicken noodle soup at the beach or something.  
i took off my sweatshirt. and i don't get sick much, but you know when you have a fever? you know, you're just hot as hell and your body is heavy. like that. my body was so heavy. i felt like i weighed half a ton. i almost thought i was going to break my bed.  
i was really regretting taking these fucking candies. like holy fuck, this is the worst. i'm just big and sweaty and my mouth tastes like plants.  
i was still recording at this point, because i still wanted to play with my cat, and also i thought i might die.  
so i'm dumb as fuck, honestly, and i'm lying there like "i wonder if this is because of the candy or if this is just normal life sometimes??" bc i didn't even start getting cramps with my period until like six months before this, and my abdomen did hurt, so it could have easily been cramps.  
but i'm laying there, recording myself telling my cat to come play with me, when i realize i'm going to be sick. i threw up all over myself and my bed (not my cat), and i recorded it. i threw up the muffins i ate that morning.   
later i googled it (wow, maybe i should have done that before taking drugs?????) and apparently most people don't even get high their first time taking edibles. plus, i guess the tolerance is different from smoking, so my sister probably could have had them and not have been quite as stupid as me.   
so i vomited muffins all over my bed (and i had just washed my blanket a few days earlier) and i didn't even get high.  

if anyone wants to watch the video of me vomiting, [it's here](http://youtu.be/_2jg9sljiwc). god. it's gross. btw, i did get up after that and clean up. i didn't just wipe my mouth on that shirt and go to sleep or anything, i promise.
A:
TIFU by eating edibles for the first time and recording myself vomiting everywhere