TASK DEFINITION: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
PROBLEM: Text: so i'm a sysadmin at a saas company with plenty of experience, but somehow accidentally clicked delete snapshot twice.. sure enough there were two delete jobs, so i cancelled the last one. bad idea. i totally corrupted the vm filesystem. so the vm is our ubuntu management server called landscape, with a local mirrored repo for the clients. it works for about 30 secs before the filesystem shits the bed. even if i revert snapshots. oh it's also our puppet-master server, which thankfully i have all code checked into git. good news: we have canonical support so they can help me rebuild it. bad news: i just inherited this project from a senior guy who just left and built everything with not-so-good documentation. i'm able to rsync files to my backup server, and so far i've copied my crontab, /root, firewall rules etc. i'm really hoping the rebuild is quick and painless, and hopefully there are no longer-term issues..

SOLUTION: TIFU by deleting a VMware snapshot and then cancelling it.

PROBLEM: Text: small fuckup, but i still feel like a giant idiot. 

i work at a small coffee shop somewhere in germany. we have a policy at work that requires you to call your superior if there is a difference of 10 bucks or more in the cash register after we close down. so today, i was working late shift, and voila: a difference of 10 precisely. so i count out the 100 that go back into the register in small bills and coins, call my boss, put the bills into the register...and close it without putting the coins back in. there is this awkward moment in between me realizing what i just did and the fact that the only one having a key to the register is - my boss. "ermh, there isn't any other way to open the register except with your key right?" she immediately realizes that i just effectively locked the coins out of the register until monday and starts laughing at me while i am standing there, facepalming. she then tells me not to worry and put the coins into the safe and that she'll just put them back into the register monday morning. 

so i put down the phone only to realize that the whole plastic box we keep the coins in won't fit into the safe because tiny shop = tiny safe. so there i am, putting the coins into small cardboard espresso-to-go-cups and storing them in the safe one by one. i'm waiting for my boss to call me monday morning laughing her ass off. i'm not the smartest cat.

tl, dr: somewhere in germany, there is a tiny safe in a tiny shop where tiny coins are stored in tiny to-go-cups.

SOLUTION: TIFU by talking to my boss on the phone.

PROBLEM: Text: this happened a couple of months ago.  usually every saturday, i have sparing with a group of kyokushin practitioners.  my martial arts background is varied.  one of the group members brought their girlfriend and i was sparing with her.  she was punching kind of hard, so i used a controlled ba gua zhang sweep on her (helping her down with my arms).  when i was helping her backup, i noticed she had tears running down her cheeks.  i felt pretty bad and apologized, but for the rest of the sparing sessions she would break up during some bouts.

SOLUTION:
TIFU by making a girl cry.

