Given the task definition and input, reply with output. In this task you are given an anecdote. You must find out whether the anecdote is something the author has done or is considering doing. Label the instances as "HISTORICAL" when the author has already done something and label them as "HYPOTHETICAL" when the author is considering doing something in the future.

Hey guys. So long story short, I'm a 6'0", 245lb chonker. However, the women I tend to be attracted to are much thinner. A-cup thin, even. IRL, I get about a 50/50 from people I talk to about if they are gonna call me a hypocrit asshole or not.

Ive had bigger girls come on to me, and even tried dating a girl in the past who was NOT my type and I just could not get physically attracted to her. 

I want to emphasise that I've never blamed a skinny girl for not wanting to date me because I'm fat. Im not some kind of incel asshole about it. I also want to say that my other standards are considered "low." I don't really care much about appearance, job, education, career, race, age (I've been into girls ten years younger and ten years older)... Ive even somehow gotten the reputation among some of my friends as being into "ugly"girls. But for me to be physically interested, she has to be thin!

HISTORICAL