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In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
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Text: we've been together for over 6 years and married for over 3.  i've never done this before.  i've never had a reason to.  i don't condone it.  i think it's chickenshit.  i think it shows my overall lack of self confidence.  i can't take it back now.  

we had a turbulent beginning.  she left me for almost a year, got engaged, and then said she realized she wouldn't be happy unless she spent her life with me.  i felt the same way, and still do.  i work long hours at my job.  never done anything else.  she had a dream of being a nurse.  i told her i'd make it happen.  2 kids and lpn school later, we still found ourselves leading hectic lives with odd schedules.  i tried to tell her things would change.  that we wouldn't always make love on the 18th green of the local golf course.  that a time would come where we wouldn't stay up every night until 3:00 am talking about everything, and nothing.  she's read too many books.  watched too many movies.  i tried to tell her.  i tried to prepare her.  

a guy started randomly commenting on her status updates.  she quit tagging me in her picture uploads.  she started posting vague music quotes that didn't really pertain to us.  we don't make love near as much as we used to.  we go to bed at different times.  she tells me she loves me and that she is happy but she needs more from me.  i'm trying really really hard.  she hasn't found her job in the nursing field yet so i'm sole breadwinner on a commission only income that is feast or famine.  i have a lot on my plate.  sometimes i get emotionally detached.  we have discussed it, and she knows i'm really working on it.  

it got the best of me today. i have known her login and password information for years.  this was the first time i've ever used them.  my hands were shaking.  it didn't feel right.  i didn't know what i would find.  what i found was what i feared i would find.  some very flirtatious exchanges between my wife and dude that was previously mentioned.  nothing vulgar.  nothing obscene.  just some super friendly correspondence that made me feel lacking as a man.  "run away to me."  "i wish i could."  "send me more pics."  "maybe later.  <3."

i don't know what to do but i do know it will never be the same.  and not because of her.  because of me.  this breached every bit of trust i told her i had in her.  i'm not sure how to handle things, i just know i fucked up.
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TIFU by logging into my wife's facebook account.


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Text: this happened a couple months ago, when it was actually warm enough to wear a romper out in public.

at the time this story took place, i was on my period. because of that fact, i really didn't feel like wearing tight clothing.  i decided to wear a romper to school because it's cute and doesn't require a bra.  

halfway through the day, i realized i needed to change my tampon.  i went into the bathroom, set my bookbag down on the ground, and then realized that if i wanted to pull down my pants, i would have to get entirely naked.  at school.  so, i decided i would just keep my romper on, and because the leg holes were so wide, just change it that way.

once i had finished, i looked at my hands. my fingertips had blood all over them, but that wasn't too horrible.  i wiped them with toilet paper, then bent down to grab my backpack.  i realized there was little splatters of blood on the floor, so i wiped them off, then picked up my backpack. 

i started to open the stall door, but i realized i missed a spot.  cleaned it, then went to leave again when i saw an identical spot had appeared right by the old one.  i figured i had stepped in some of the blood, so i bent down to look at my shoe.

and then i saw it.  

there was a big chunk (and i mean chunk) of blood sitting on the edge of my shoe, creating a little blood trail wherever i stepped. it reminded me of jelly, and it was so dark it almost looked black.  [this is an accurate picture of what it looked like.](http://imgur.com/dsdohil)

after removing the chunk of my own blood and uterus from my shoe, i exited the stall, wondering why the hell i didn't just get naked.
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TIFU by wearing a romper while on my period


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Text: titles says it all. i was planning on playing online with my friends, to do some races and dick around. i had completely forgotten about the mods i had installed because i haven't played in weeks. so sadly, i am now banned from playing gta-v
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TIFU by accidentally playing GTA-V online with mods installed


