Given a post that is a real-life anecdote of a complex ethical situation and an associated claim about its type, verify if the claim is true or not. The claim asks if the posts are historical or hypothetical. The posts are "HISTORICAL" when the author has already done something and they are "HYPOTHETICAL" when the author is considering doing something in the future. Say 'yes' if the claim is true otherwise say 'no'

Q: CLAIM : The following post is HISTORICAL. POST : Ok this is a throwaway account because I'm a Redditor and dont want this post in my normal account history.

To start off, I am one of those women who cant orgasm vaginally, I can only orgasm through clitoral stimulation and this has caused issues between my boyfriend of almost 2yrs and I. When we first got together and he found out I cant orgasm vaginally he started bragging about how many orgasms other women have had through him vaginally(immature I know...we are both in our late 30s so that was an ew moment for me). He's referred to me as an alien, abnormal, and being broken sexually. We've tried toys and whatnot to get me to cum vaginally but it just doesnt work so he usually just goes down on me to get me off.

I don't need to get off everytime we have sex and Ive told him I dont expect him to get me off everytime, most of the time Im perfectly satisfied with just a good pounding, but it really bothers him to the point of he gets irritated at me that I cant cum through intercourse and then I feel like there's some thing wrong with me. This has turned sex into something somewhat stressful and makes it take longer than normal for me to cum when he goes down on me because the whole time Im feeling self conscious. I feel like if I cant get to orgasm quickly then I've failed at sex and making him happy.

3 weeks ago I started taking anti depressants, and a side effect is inability to orgasm or taking much longer to get there than normal. I told him this but he's getting even more irritated now because he wants me to cum within minutes when he goes down. 

The last two times he went down on me it felt great as usual but I just didnt feel any of the usual build up to climax and I knew if I told him I didnt think I was going to cum because of the meds he would say something assholish about me being broken again, so I decided to fake it both times. He was happy that he "made me cum" and asked for the usual accolades and I avoided the awkwardness and irritation from him afterwards. I feel bad about being deceptive, Ive never had this be a problem in any of my previous relationships and have never faked an orgasm before. AITA?

TL;DR faked two orgasms because boyfriend gets irritated when I cant cum quickly.



A: yes
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Q: CLAIM : The following post is HISTORICAL. POST : I was at a friend’s mother’s wake service not too long ago. After the wake, a group of us were talking to our mourning friend who seemed to be taking it fairly well (or at least better than how I took it when my own mother passed away not long before this incident).

This friend was talking about his work for a bit and mentioned that he had just received an email from his boss that morning with condolences as well as a bit of uplifting news; his request for a promotion got approved.

Everyone else congratulated him but I sort of gave a smirk and didn’t say anything. I have a reputation with this group of friends for being a snarky cunt sometimes, which they seem to enjoy, so the mourning friend asked what’s up with the smirk, and I said it’s inappropriate to say out loud. The rest of the gang insisted I say what I was holding in, and so I said simply “sympathy promotion”. Which got a lot of “oh duuuuude. Too soon.” from everyone.

I’m aware that with any other crowd, this was super inappropriate to say, but having already given a disclaimer of sorts and still being asked to say it, am I the asshole?

A: yes
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Q: CLAIM : The following post is HISTORICAL. POST : Several years ago, my then-girlfriend told me a "funny" story she thought I would enjoy. 

She habitually tried the doors of cars in parking lots, especially if she'd seen something interesting inside. She saw some tapes in one car, and decided she'd steal them for me, because I had a tape deck in my car and she thought it would be romantic. When she got into the car, she realized that it was *my* car, and thought it was so funny and romantic that she was going to steal my tapes to give them to me.

I wasn't at all enchanted. I was irritated that she broke into my car, and irritated that she apparently broke into cars on a somewhat regular basis.

Some months later, she was riding in a mutual friend's truck, and she accidentally lost her purse under one of the seats. She was really worried about it because she'd lost her ID, her phone, and a fair amount of money.

I told her that I'd take her to get her ID replaced and file a report about her stolen property, but that she should also consider her present sense of anxiety and aggravation the next time she felt like breaking into a car.

She was really irritated, and didn't speak to me for four days, during which time the friend found her purse under the truck seat.

Was I an asshole? I think I probably was, but I'm sort of half sorry and half not. Either way, it doesn't matter, nobody in this story has spoken to each other in years and years.

A:
yes
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