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In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
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Text: this morning at the gas station a cute guy got out the car in front of us and i said 'ohhhh', my daughter looked up from her book and had the same reaction. i asked her if she could tell that he is gay and my son said that it was obvious. jokingly i remarked that it would have been funny if my son had said ohhh as well.

my son is 14 years old and at his age insinuating that he might be gay is a big deal to him. his friend was in the car as well and i could see that my son was embarrassed by my comment so i tried to rectify it.  it just went downhill from there.

without thinking i said 
'i'm kidding, i know you're not gay because i've seen your porn search history' 

his eyes widened and i should have stopped there but i just kept digging myself into a bigger hole.
‘i saw that you like big breasts, so you are clearly not gay’ 

my son cringed, so once again trying to fix it... 
‘its ok sweetie, you don’t have to be embarrassed, everyone watches porn, even mommy has a porn stash’. 
by this point he was visibly upset and my last attempt to rescue the situation was 
‘baby it’s fine, i will show you my porn’ 


by this point i realized that it would be better if i just kept quiet.
we drove the rest of the way in silence.



edit: thank you kind donator for the reddit gold. you're awesome.
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TIFU by offering to share porn with my 14 year old son


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Text: obligatory didn't happen today, happened about half a year ago. a little background, i've always been a shy kid, usually keeping to myself, with a few anger issues, and, as such, i didn't have many friends. however, i did have one friend that has been with me since we've been 5 years old, and we are both 19 years old. about 2 1/2 years ago, i moved to martha's vineyard, ma while my friend stayed in our small pa town. we made up for the distance by regularly playing gta online over playstation.

fast forward to about 6-7 months ago, i had been had a blank period of my life after graduating high school in which i drank a lot, and i mean a lot. now my friend was raised a baptist christian, and his father is a pastor, so me, being the outcast that both smokes cigarettes and drinks alcohol, decided i would not tell him about these things, and somehow, it worked, and he never guessed i was always fucking smashed when we would play gta online.

anyway, one day, after realizing my anger issues were being severely increased by my drinking habits, i made the rough decision (at the time) to quit drinking. figuring telling someone i had hurt through my alcoholism would help, i made the genius decision to tell my friend that i was an alcoholic. well, that didn't go well, and he felt either i was lying for attention, or was just a fucking no life waste of skin. needless to say, we have not spoken since that phone conversation, and he thinks i'm an attention whore.
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TIFU By Telling my Friend I'm an Alcoholic


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Text: so when i woke up this morning i felt the need to pinch one out. i said fuck it, didn't have time, and headed off to work. at work i had a long meeting and got distracted for the rest of the day by my job. i got off work and headed up to do laundry. then i went grocery shopping - all in all, i was too busy to stop and and let it go. so on the way home i grab some coneys (chili dogs to most of you) so i don't have to cook when i finish putting groceries away. it's 10:30pm by the time i wrap up. so finally i can feel this cramping pain in my gut as i pass the bathroom for the third time. i say hell with it and go take a dump. spend a half hour on the john filling the bowl. i get up and examine my handiwork, feeling more manly for dropping a deuce that was literally half the bowl. i flushed..and that was my mistake. water poured in, but didn't drain. prior to even getting to wipe i was cleaning shit-water off the floor. i think i had two shits build up and come out at once - i fucked up by not taking the time earlier to let the first one out :(

(trope avoided)
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TIFU by holding a shit too long


