In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.

[Q]: Text: so this happened when i was in 6th grade. we would have to do an oral book report and piece of artwork about our favorite part of the book. i hated reading so whenever there was an oral book report  due i would just tell the teacher i didn't get it done and i'd do it the following day. all the while i would sit in on the classroom and listen to everyone else's oral book report and take notes so then the next day i could blow the report out of the water. my teacher caught on and in the second half of the year i was up to my usual routine but this time when i told her i didn't finish in time she had me sit out in the hall. so i was screwed, it was a chapter book so there's no way i'm reading it all and making an art piece in one night. the book was a fictional story about a captain and his crew of sailors who get stuck in the ice of antarctica and their harrowing tale of survival. well knowing that was the basic premise i let my imagination go to task making up this elaborate story of how the captain found a hull of a wrecked ship after his crew had died and he made a shelter out of it. then a tribe of eskimos found him and rescued him from starvation. needless to say i got an f and a stern whooping when my parents found out.
[A]: TIFU on my book report


[Q]: Text: **sunday 23:00 >** head over to /r/animesuggest and saw a guy talking about how good this anime was. think to myself "i guess one or two episodes won't hurt".

**monday 01:00 >** "wow, this is really good, but i need to wake up 06:00 so i'm gonna sleep now. but i'm just gonna keep this playing"

**monday 02:00 >** "what the fuck, i'm so fucked tomorrow"

**monday 04:00 >** ... ~15th. episode...

**monday 05:00 >** "fuck this, there is no use sleeping now"

**monday 12:00 (now) at work >** i'm in a parallel world and in a delusional state. i'm so dumb.
[A]: TIFU by pulling an all-nighter watching Mirai Nikki


[Q]: Text: tifu.. as i drove home today i noticed in my rearview mirror a very beautiful porsche that was rapidly approaching myself and the swarm of traffic that surrounded me. like most people that drive expensive cars, this person was driving like a complete asshole, weaving in and out of traffic like someone was about to give birth in the backseat. also like most expensive car drivers, they ended up sitting at the same traffic light as the people they so earnestly attempted to get around. as i was running on about 4 hours sleep and a very limited supply of patience i decided to give this horrible driver a piece of my mind (and a certain finger) as i pulled up next to them at the light. i rolled down my window and gave the best military-grade "hey!" shout as i could muster, finger at the ready. the tinted window of the porsche slowly rolled down to reveal the weather beaten face of what appeared to be a 80+ year old woman, complete with a handicapped tag hanging from her mirror. my jaw dropped at the shock of realizing the 90mph-in-a-35mph-zone-driver was old enough to be somebody's great-grandmother. she yelled back at me in a wonderful mother-goose tone of voice "am i goin' too fast for you sonny?" then put her car into gear and sped away at the limits of her car's engine... and that's how i got punked by an old lady today. long live the fast lane, mother goose!
[A]:
TIFU By trying to give someone the bird


