In this task, we ask you to write an implausible answer to a question that involves event "frequency", which refers to how often an event is likely to be repeated. For example, "taking showers" typically occurs ~5 times a week, "going to Saturday market" usually happens every few weeks/months, etc. Even though there exist multiple wrong answers, we only need a single wrong answer. Please try to keep your "answer" as simple as possible. Concise and simple "answer" is preferred over those complex and verbose ones.

Sentence: Gonzo treated himself to a massage today to try to work out all of his stuntman kinks. 
Question: How many times did Gonzo have a massage that day?
5.

Sentence: His people had tried and tried to break him, but he was wild at heart. 
Question: How often did the people try to break him?
people tried to break him once every two months.

Sentence: All the puppies at the dog pound need a loving home. 
Question: How often are puppies adopted at the dog pound?

once a second.

