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Output: Beware of hair!! I ordered the surf and surf omelet almost two times a week here when they first opened. It was amazing. And then on three different occasions I found a hair in my omelet.  The cooks at the time did not wear hairnets from what I could see. The last time I went in there and ordered it. It had a very fishy smell to it like bad seafood.  My buddy's had the same smell... I sent an email on their website but never got a reply. I would love to start going again if the quality was back to when they first opened....

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Output: We purchased an extended warranty on a Ryobi trimmer. It was told to us at purchase with this extra warranty just bring it back and we will replace it. Well, that does not work. During the first 3 years you must return it to Ryobi and they will determine if it needs a tune up $80.00 or if it defective. REALLY.  As far as I am concerned, won't start, its defective. The extra fee plan that Home Depot sells you will only work after the 3 year expires, so I would guess you need to wait 3 years and then return to home depot. Makes no sense at all. Meantime, I just buy another and put the junk Ryobi in the shed and wait.

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Output: I came to Cafe Sam with high hopes.  Ritter's Diner is directly across the street and I eat there all the time.  In my mind a place can only  get better.  As our party of three walks in we are promptly seated by the manager.  Looking over the menu, we all decide on what we want and order:  French Onion Buffalo Chicken Medallions  Fish Tacos with salsa and guacamole Cheeseburger (medium) with apple sauce and potato salad Side of Fries Water and Iced Tea with Lemon  Bread with butter, olive oil infused with pumpkin, and our drinks soon arrive.  ALERT: The tea is flavored.  I really do dislike flavored teas, but I put extra lemon in mine to cover the foul taste and continued on.  The bread was slightly aged as the crust was somewhat hard.  The olive oil was fairly tasteless, but fresh.  I would never use a light olive oil for tasting purposes like Cafe Sam did.  While it was an interesting thought to add pumpkin seeds -- this is the current theme -- they didn't add that much to the oil.  At least the butter was soft rather than frozen.  As we planned work for the next next day, our Buffalo Chicken Medallions arrived.  They need to remove the "s" from Medallions as there was only piece.  In fact, they need to remove "medallion" and "buffalo" from the name and call it something else.  It was just a piece of chicken breast dredged in Cajun seasoning with a few stray strands of cheese melted on it.  Don't get me wrong, it didn't taste bad; but a better name would have been "Cajun Chicken Breast" rather than what they call it now.  As I ate the chicken, the French Onion Soup arrived.  This crock of soup looked exceptionally good.  The cheese on top was browned to the proper point.  I took the spoon and cut in with a voraciousness as I could taste it already.  When I put the first bite in my mouth though, the flavor was flat.  I took another bite and it was the same thing.  This wasn't French Onion soup with layers of flavor, but an onion broth that had some cheap, melted cheese on top.  It didn't taste bad, but anyone could make this soup.  I ate half the soup and passed it on to my friend to finish along with the rest of the chicken breast.  I didn't want to eat too much and then not be able to eat the main course.    As my friend finished the soup our entrees arrived.  The cheeseburger was served on a piece of a larger sesame baguette and came well done rather than the requested medium.  I didn't try it due to the fact it was overcooked and had sesame seeds.  I did try the apple sauce and the potato salad, though.  The potato salad was just not tasty.  One bite and I didn't want to take another.  The apple sauce, on the other hand, was quite tasty -- I wouldn't call it apple sauce, though.  It was more along the line of fried apples -- some damn tasty fried apples.  As I wasn't having any of the cheeseburger, I ate all of the fish tacos.  The tacos arrived presented on a sprinkling of iceberg lettuce.  I would think that they should make it a bed of lettuce or just omit it all together.  I am for the latter over the former as I don't eat iceberg lettuce -- no nutrients, just water.  While the fish didn't have bad flavor, it was a tad overcooked.  When I started to eat the tacos, this wasn't a big deal.  As the fish cooled off, though, they started to get too hard for their own good.  The fish tacos need to be cooked less, especially with the fact that they are using white, flaky fish, which is easily overcooked.  At least the guacamole was fresh and tasted good.  All in all, this was a lackluster event.  If not for the fried apples, guacamole, and great service this would have been a one-star.  I don't know that I would ever willingly return since I was in sticker shock when our server brought our check.  The price was not commensurate with the quality of the food.  People complain about the quality of the food at Ritter's diner, but the food is actually commensurate to the price that you pay.  When I pay over $20 a person to eat, I expect better than diner fare.

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I went here with some friends expecting something horrible because of the bad reviews. I almost didn't even want to use the Groupon we had because the reviews were so bad. So my expectations when we got there were REALLY low. So I was surprised when the place turned out to be pleasant. I kept expecting something to go wrong, and after a bit I realized this place had earned the good review I am giving it.   The bartenders were friendly and kind, the shakers for $8 are  a STEAL. The beer was really cheap too. We ordered the sirloin sliders and even those were very good, much better than your average bar fare. The interior left something to be desired, but it wasn't a big deal. We had a great time and will certainly be coming back. This place deserves a look.