In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a short summary for this text. The summary must include a situation which caused humor. The summary should be one or two sentences long.

[Q]: Text: messed up the title foot scraper not food . 

reddit i fucked up. 

it all happened about a week ago,  i returned home after a night out and was still extremely drunk. 

i walk to the bathroom and prepare myself to go to bed.  suddenly in the corner of my eye i see something i have never  seen ( [this bastard!] ( http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/g/02/uk/pcs/aplus/velvet_pedi_main.png)) 

drunk me inspects the object and comes to the conclusion that this must be used for scraping dead skin of your forehead. 
i scrape my forehead and drunk me is pleased with the result, i go upstairs and fall asleep instantly. 

a few hours later i wake up cause my stomach is hurting like a bitch. i go to the toilet do my business,  and as i leave i give myself a look in the mirror.

i freak the fuck out i have scratches everywhere on my forehead. i have no idea how they got there cause i have a bad habit of getting blackouts/brownouts. 

i quickly realize the best course of action is to disinfect the wounds. i grab my aftershave and pour some of it in my hand and rub it over my head . 

i screamed. 
my face was burning, it is the most painful thing ever to happen to me. 

i try to figure out what happened to my face.  i go through my photo album on my phone.  there are pictures from right before i left the party witch show my forehead smooth as fuck. 

as i put my phone away i see him/her from the corner of my eye. foot scraper is laughing at me.  i get a flashback and realize what had happened. 

one week later: skin is getting back to normal.  after 1 day my forehead was covered with crust.  i told everyone i ran in to a wall while i was drunk. the amount  of times i had hear "what happens to your face"  this  week was mind blowing.
[A]: foot scrapers are made for scraping feet not faces


[Q]: Text: i was up 11 at night (edgy af) googling random things, so i look for the mcd's recipe and i'm greeted with, (of course) porn. i thought 'why not. this could be funny.' unfortunately, my player didn't work, so i downloaded it. i was disgusted by the porn and i deleted it. but it saved on there for some reason. next day, i start playing the knife game. my brother gets mad calling me dumb for playing this game. he takes my phone for some reason. he then proceeds to check my files. now he thinks i watch porn. fml
[A]: learning recipes led to asexuality and making people think i watch porn.


[Q]: Text: so i went clubbing with my friends for the first time ever, i am of legal age, and just as a point of reference i do not drink very often, like once a month at most usually because i do wrestling and it interferes with my training, but it's the off-season and it was my friend's birthday so i said fuck it whatever. i bought a mickey of whiskey and at my friend's house before we go clubbing i finish the mickey in about an hour, mixing it with ginger ale as well i had some jell-o shots. at this point i'm fucked up and we are leaving for the club. we get there and in my wallet before we go clubbing i had $45 in cash just in case (bad idea); after we get there, everything goes black, i'm very fucked up and confused. the next thing i remember is me hunching over on the club's terrace and me puking. next thing i know it i'm sitting on the curb in front of the club. i start chatting up a girl next to me and next thing you know it i'm hooking up with her. it starts pretty innocently, but starts to turn more sexual (all still pg-13 though). my friend who's birthday it is then comes up to me and says he got me and him an uber home (we live about a 2 minute walk away from each other) and then the girl whispers in my ear (come to my house, you can sleep there and leave in the morning). clouded judgement i tell him she's coming too. in the car ride my friend is chatting up the driver while this girl and i are hooking up in the back and it gets very sexual, she starts grabbing my penis and biting my fingers and stuff. we end up getting to our destination, my friend is telling me to leave her in the cab, but i felt bad about just leaving her so i told him i was going to sleep at her house; just a point of reference my friend paid for the uber so i had a free ride home. he was arguing with me trying to tell me i'm making a mistake but i was thinking with my penis and very drunk, he ends up giving up and telling me to stay safe. i end up putting the uber ride to her house on my uber (it costed me $28 to get to her house) and when we get there she thanks me for the ride, goes to the bathroom, and i assume i'm about to get some. she comes out, approaches me and tells me to get the fuck out of her house. at first i was confused, and then i was angry. now bear in mind, i was not angry that she didn't wanna bang me, i mean whatever kind of a bummer but i'm all for like being able to back out of sex that was ok, but she did not let me crash the night and then get my sister to pick me up in the morning, so i would need to cab back to my house. pretty angry i try to tell her "like wtf, you said i could crash here, i paid for your ride here and now i have to pay to get home" she does not care. her friend approaches me and tells me i need to leave and i tell her my reason, she understands and gives me $30 for the way back in order to cover the cost. i order an uber on my phone (which was at 5% battery and it's an iphone 4 so the fact that it didn't die on me before i got a cab was a miracle). cab arrives, i rant to him about my situation, and he understands and hates on this girl with me lol. anyways i end up paying another $28 on my dad's credit card for the way home, i go to sleep. next morning i wake up, check i only have $10 on me. i went to the club with $45, i apparently spent $35  on drinks during my blackout period, and i also had to pay my dad for the ride home. the night in total ended up costing me about $100 and i don't even remember more than half of it.
[A]:
i went to club, cabbed a girl home so she had a way home under the impression that i can crash there, and i end up paying for a cab ride there and back when i could have gotten home for free.


