In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a short summary for this text. The summary must include a situation which caused humor. The summary should be one or two sentences long.

Example Input: Text: i have been seeing this girl for about a month or so. things have been going okay.  well today we are supposed to hang out, but she bails. this starts the beginning of the end. she says,"things are just wierd and she doesn't know what to do." i not being certain what she is talking about ask her to explain.  this is when my phone pocket dials the first time. it has done this a couple times the past month so i just hang up the call when i notice it. she says nevermind. i tell her that i'm not going to force her to talk but am willing to listen if she ever feels like talking. if it ended like that i would have felt fine knowing i tried my best with a slight chance of things turning for the better, but no my pocket goes rogue and calls her again. this time i don't notice till five minutes later. i end the call and look at the text she sent me it reads,"stop calling me and trying to get me to talk." great now there is no chance and i'm left looking like an overly attached creeper.

 

edit spelling is not one of my strengths.
Example Output: my pocket is not a good wingman.

Example Input: Text: so this happened a few hours ago. i was in geography class and i finished my work early and i checked the time and saw that i had a good half an hour left so basically i thought it would be a good time to take a quick power nap. now i left my binder wide open and i guess i rested my eye on one of the rings of the binder because i got up because it was the end of class and everyone was looking at me then someone came up to me and said.

> ewwwwwwww /u/imgurrepost your eye!

so i panic and i ask some friends what the hell he was talking about and then they show me my reflection and i have a imprint covering my eye that looks like a scar so i walk to my next class covering my eye with a huge smirk in my face.
Example Output: took a power nap, killed simba's father**

Example Input: Text: this happens about 3 years ago. i was a freshman in college, just starting out my animation degree by taking some basic drawing classes. one of the projects that we were doing was printmaking, and it required us to carve out styrofoam into images and paint the image to be stamped. now of course me, new excited student ready to dive into his classes, i had to go buy myself a fancy new exact-o knife. it was a nice one. easy to grip, had a lid to cover the blade, it was nice.

so it isn't uncommon for me to have a specific set of things i keep in my pockets. left pants pocket always holds pencils and pens, right pocket holds my keys and my phone. so naturally when we would finish up for the day i'd put the lid on my knife and stick it in my left pocket.

i'm one of those figity types of people, so i'm always looking for a way to keep my hands busy. so often times i was taking out my knife and making sure the lid was on tight as a way to just figit with something in my pocket. i did this constantly, taking the knife out and pressing the lid hard against my right hand to make sure it was on good.

i'm sure you can see where this is going. 

so my buddies and i are at a local restaurant in town waiting to be seated. i'm bored standing around so without even thinking or looking down i take the knife out of my pocket and press it hard against my right hand to make sure the lid is on tight. and.. you guessed it. i looked down at my hand, then at the knife, and the lid is not there. the lid is in my pocket. i cup my hand really fast and blood is quickly forming a pool in my palm. one of my buddies looks over and says "looks like the ink in your pen busted." and then he saw the blade and yells. another buddy takes the blade from me while i'm rushed to the bathroom. we washed my hand for a while but the blood never stopped flowing so we wrapped it in gauze and stuck a bandaid over it.

looking back, i probably should have gotten stitches, but i was too afraid of the idea. it definitely left my hand extremely sore for the next couple months, that's for sure.
Example Output:
i pulled an exact-o knife out of my pocket to tighten the lid on my hand, but the lid wasn't on it and stabbed myself instead.

