Given a passage, write a short incorrect summary based on the passage.

maybe it takes a shock jock like bubba the love sponge clem to get alex sink to relax .
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general electric co. said it plans to split its stock #-for-# , increase its dividend and buy back more shares because it 's churning out record amounts of cash .
evita too much of a good thing

gold bullion opened thursday at a bid price of us$ ###.## a troy ounce , down from us$ ###.## late wednesday .

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