Given a real-life anecdote of a complex ethical situation, identify who is wrong here. Classify each post into the following categories : AUTHOR (if the author of the post is wrong in the situation), OTHER (if any of the others mentioned in the paragraph is wrong), EVERYBODY (if everyone mentioned is wrong) and NOBODY (if no one is wrong in the situation).

She keeps bringing up the fact she doesnt want to change her last name. Like she just randomly brings up the topic unprovoked a lot. Both of our last names are the same length and difficulty. But she gives me a lot of shit for saying id want to share a last name if we ever get married. My reasoning is that it feels more real to share last names as opposed to just being a sperm donar and claiming eachother on taxes, it removes any confusion about who we are as a family and what the kids last name would be, and im the last of my line so my last name dies with me. Id rather take her last name than nothing at all but if i got to pick id want her to take mine. Am i the asshole for wanting to feel like were more than tax buddies?
NOBODY

My Brother and I live together, but he went away for the weekend, so I decided to play a joke on him. Over the course of the weekend I squirted global of conditioner all over his room, on the walls, the pillow, the sheets the light switch, you name it was globbed. I the proceeded to wipe up the mess so it was no longer visible to the eye. I then went out and purchased some ultraviolet bulbs and got my friend to wire them up in the place of his bedroom lights. I then foiled up all his windows to Make the room nice and dark. Then I waited.

When he got home Sunday evening, I made sure the house was nice and dark by disconnecting the hallway light bulb. And watched from the shadows as he walked to his room and flicked the switch. 

Reaction was as planned, a what the moment quickly followed by a realisation of the nature of the joke. In case it's not clear yet,it was made to look like a vigorously ejaculated all over the place. 

I laughed like an asshole, he told me to go **bleep** myself and proceeded to burn my belongings in the backyard.


EVERYBODY

Real quick, we're both sophomores in college, same college, and been involved for a few months. 

TL;DR girl I'm involved with is kinda narrow-minded, depressing (possibly depressed but idk), and has a very defeatist attitude. She may or may not depend on me for happiness, if I break it off and she spirals, WIBTA?

Now, I'm young, so idk yet if there's a difference or not, but I can't tell if she's in love with me or depends on me for happiness. It feels like the latter since she routinely goes on about how she hates every part of her day or week except for when she sees me. 

I'd like to break it off for that reason, as well as stuff like she can be really narrow-minded, has really low confidence/keeps hating on herself, can be somewhat depressing at times - she says stuff a lot like "there's no reason to hope for something since you're setting yourself up for disappointment anyways, so why bother", says that seriously as if it makes total sense. Another one is "my mother won't change her mind so why bother arguing". The stuff she's giving up on are really important topics to argue about as well, and idk but it kind of gives me this defeatist attitude. She also is absolutely unable to have serious conversations. If I try to talk to her about this stuff she just keeps cutting me off/changes the subject/asks me to please stop/straight up walks away, cause it's "easier not to think about it".

She says a lot about how her ideal day would be rain, staying inside, and netflix, which sounds nice once in a while but I don't think I'd like it that often. 

Long story short, I'm kind of more on the optimistic side and just the whole mix of defeatist -depressing-narrow-mindedness isn't working out for me.

The thing is, I'm nowhere near a medical professional, but she seems like she's depressed or definitely has anxiety (doesn't like talking about that either). On top of that, she's super stressed about her classes this semester since she failed one of them in the fall and is retaking now. Her older sister is getting married soon we think, and she always compares herself to her sisters (complains about her family in general), and since I'm worried she depends on me for happiness, I'll break it off and she suddenly hates every part of her life, fails her classes again, basically goes downhill. 

I know about the whole "it's their problem, not yours" but I mean... These are a lot of things that can go wrong. So WIBTA if I break it off and she spirals?

OTHER

