In this task you are given an anecdote. You must find out whether the anecdote is something the author has done or is considering doing. Label the instances as "HISTORICAL" when the author has already done something and label them as "HYPOTHETICAL" when the author is considering doing something in the future.

This is such a bizarre and stupid situation but here goes.

Last weekend we were both at a friend's party and my girlfriend "Jess" got really drunk and I ended up having to take her home. She was falling over drunk so I put her in bed and I stepped out to go to the bathroom. When I was in the bathroom, I hear this giant thump. Lo and behold she has fallen from the bed onto her face (our bed is quite high up so it was a little bit of a drop). 

I helped her back into bed and checked her face, which honestly seemed fine at the time and we both fell asleep. When we woke up, she had a very prominent bruise and redness on the side of her face and it really did look like someone had punched her. Unfortunately she did have to go to work the next day so she put some makeup on it the best she could and went to work.

When she got home, she told me that her coworker, who is also one of her good friends, noticed the bruise on her face and asked her if she was "okay." Jess told her straight up what had happened with falling over drunk but her friend just said, "Well in case that isn't what happened and something happened with u/stfisme, just let me know." 

We really didn't think much of that conversation at first because it just seemed like her friends were looking out for her, and yeah I can see how the whole situation looks fishy from the outside. But it turns out that this friend has been talking to all of Jess's other friends about it and now they are all convinced I'm abusing her and that Jess is somehow covering for me and lying for me, no matter how much she tells them what happened and that they all saw how drunk she was at the party. 

The other day I even had one of her guy friends approach me and say that they are all "watching me and her" and are all "looking out for her". What the actual fuck. Now none of her friends want anything to do with me and it is causing us both a lot of anxiety. 

Jess and I have no idea what else we can do to convince people I don't abuse her.

Does anybody have any ideas at how we could be approaching this differently? I want to just tell her to fuck off and mind her own business regardless of the consequences because to be frank I think she deserves it. 

WIBTA if I told her to just go find another hobby to preoccupy her time rather than making shit up about our relationship? 
HYPOTHETICAL

A bit of background on myself, I have been separated from my baby mother since just after our son was born, so about 3 years. I have a court order in place, that sets my parent time with him for every weekend. Baby mother approached me at drop off last night saying she, wants me to give up every second weekend to her, because she says she doesn’t get enough time with him. Now I understand wanting to be with him more and all but, she already has him for 22/30 days of a month whereas I get 8/30.. Her reasoning is that she’s in school right now which makes finding time for him hard but I just don’t want to lose any of my time with my boy, I look forward to every weekend with him and we have tons of fun. Am I the asshole for not wanting to give up any of my time to her?? 
HISTORICAL

Just found this sub today, and I'd be grateful for a crowd-sourced opinion.

A few months ago one of my best friends got a new roommate, and the roommate and I have been becoming pretty good friends.  He and I are pretty candid with one another, talk about various life stuff, and joke around a lot.  He's also the only person I know that will call instead of texting, and he and I have had a few good phone convos in the past few months (I know! In 2018-2019!).

Anyways, things have been going pretty well, and I'm happy to have made a new friend.  The only problem is, I can not STAND hearing him eat.  I'm very sensitive to "mouth-noises," and the sound of someone opening their mouth while chewing is one of the most uncomfortable sounds I've ever experienced; it's like nails on a chalkboard times 10 for me.  It's not something I can think away either, it's an uncontrollable physical response to hearing someone open their mouth while chewing.

Now I realize that this is MY problem, and I don't want to tell anyone how they should eat.  And I've also avoided the situation a few times by just not eating with him.  Except there have been many times when I'm hanging out with my other friend (his roommate), and he'll sit next to me on the couch and eat his dinner, and I'll be crawling out of my skin with how uncomfortable I am.  I even lean as far away as I can and nonchalantly cover my closest ear, and it's still not enough. He is honestly the loudest chewer I've ever met in my life.

So here's the question: WIBTA if I talked to him about it?  He has OCD and I have OCPD tendencies, and he and I have talked about our "things," so I feel like bringing it up in that context might work? I realize that this is *my* issue, and I plan on framing it as such.  I just don't know what else to do; I can't just up and leave the room every time he's around me with food.

Thanks for any input, Reddit!

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HYPOTHETICAL

