In this task you are given an anecdote. You must find out whether the anecdote is something the author has done or is considering doing. Label the instances as "HISTORICAL" when the author has already done something and label them as "HYPOTHETICAL" when the author is considering doing something in the future.

Throwaway because my roommate knows my Reddit account.

I live in a shared house with five other roommates off-campus at my university. I lived with one of these roommates last year and we got along well, but the other four are completely new.

Last year, I lived in this house and we had a command hook in the bathroom that I would use to hang up my towel when I showered. While I was out of the country last summer, one my roommates (J) basically redecorated and refurbished the place. When I got back, the command hook was still there, so I hung my towel up there for the shower. Throughout the entirety of the fall semester, no one complained about this whatsoever. I assumed it was the same command hook that was there from last year, but in reality, J bought a new one and hung it up.

At the beginning of this month, I came home drunk from a bar and for some reason, J decided that 1:00am on a Saturday would be the best time to tell me that I could no longer use this command hook because he bought it and would like to use it to hang up his clothes while he showered. Drunk aitathrowaway1321 slurred "yeah okay, whatever" and went to bed. 

The next morning, having absolutely zero memory of this conversation, I showered and then went to the gym to sweat out the hangover. After coming back, I jumped in the shower and noticed that my towel was missing! There was a little blue sticky note next to the hook that said "missing something? Follow the sticky notes!" I followed the sticky notes downstairs naked (because no towel) and was greeted with my towel hanging downstairs next to a sticky note that said "bet you must've missed me after you came back from the gym! Next time, buy your own fucking command hook!"

I hung the towel on the bannister outside the bathroom to avoid a fight, but I chewed my roommate out for being passive aggressive and not talking to me beforehand. We still sometimes have arguments over this when I forgetfully hang the towel on this command hook, which he really only uses to hang his clothes on while he showers. I feel like his passive aggressive response and him getting angry at me is way overblown for this kind of situation; furthermore, it's kind of unreasonable for him to expect me to change my routine which bothered no one for five whole months! Furthermore, command hooks are literally like $2, so I feel like the response is disproportionate to the overall crime. This situation has also caused my other housemates to gang up on me too, so needless to say, I'm not too happy about it.

Am I being an asshole for thinking that my roommate is being unreasonable? I'm trying to avoid a fight, but it's kinda hard to when all of my roommates are now ganging up on me about this. 
HISTORICAL

I worked at this company last year and I believe that they would definitely hire me back for the same position, but I already applied and interviewed for a different internship at the same company. I'm wondering if it's a dick move to apply to the old position and potentially turn it down if I'm offered the other one that I interviewed for. 
HYPOTHETICAL

She  says doesn't need to get a license or drive because she won't ever need  it. Constantly asks my wife for rides, or asks my wife to ask me for  rides from place to place. Claims she can't afford a taxi/uber/lyft, and  refuses to take a bus. She lives with her mother and her son's father  has a warrant out and is on the run.

She  gets her tax refund back ($2k+) about a week ago and only has about  $600 left. What did she buy? Chinese and pizza delivery, coach bags, Air  Jordans for her toddler.. etc... My mother in law did the same thing.  She also claims poverty about gas and not being able to drive her  daughter (my sister in law) anywhere.

Am  I the asshole because I know what her tendencies are and I refuse to  drive her anywhere? They try to make me feel like an asshole asking me  to. It feels unfair even being asked - I just got home from a 12 hour  shift and I want to relax. I've already stated my case to them. If you  claim you don't need a car, then get used the bus or paying for a  taxi/uber/lyft.

Or walking.

HISTORICAL

