Teacher: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a short summary for this text. The summary must include a situation which caused humor. The summary should be one or two sentences long.
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Text: quick backstory: i am a duel enrollment student (still in high school but goes to college full-time) and don't have my license so i bike home. 

now let's get to the fuck up. i was riding down the sidewalk and up ahead was a golf cart blocking the way. the man who was using kindly moved it out of my so i could get past. as i go by, i give him the nod and say "thank you" just to be courteous.  well he didn't really give me that much space so as i was saying thank you, my goes into the grass and i quickly try to readjust, resulting in my tire hitting the side of the sidewalk and me falling off my bike. i looked like a complete dumbass and just laughed to myself and kept riding.  luckily, i don't take myself too seriously, so i wasn't that embarrassed.
Solution: said thank you, fell off my bike.
Reason: This summary is appropriate for the given text post because the focus of this post is about a humorous situation caused by "thanking someone and later falling off from the bike".

Now, solve this instance: Text: not really today, more like 15 or so years ago. i'm also not a neo nazi.

so i was in 4th grade and i was visiting the other bigger classes and the teachers ( not the students )  to work on an assignment and help them while the 5th graders were out on a field trip. we worked on some arts and crafts to put up on the walls and since i read a lot when i was young i wanted to impress the teacher. 

so i was talking to her somewhat intelligently and i was feeling pretty proud of myself, so i felt like talking about a new topic i'd learned ( ww2 ) and said "when i grow up i wanna be like adolf hitler, he took germany out of their bad times" and some other stuff. 


the teacher looked at me for a straight 10 seconds. 
she then explained that she was jewish and that adolf hitler did a lot of bad things towards jews and that she was proud i knew so much about ww2 she wanted me to not say that to anyone else.

i didn't notice anything about what she said until i was laying in bed thinking about the day and realized how big i fucked up. the next morning i asked to be excused from science and apologized 
profusely.

you wanna know the biggest fuck up of it all? 

i'm jewish, i should have known what hitler did toward jews but that little fact just slipped my mind.

 



edit: added tl;dr
Student:
: told jewish teacher i wanted to be adolf hitler. thus resulting in death stare and apologizing more than the creator of the land mine.