Teacher:In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a short summary for this text. The summary must include a situation which caused humor. The summary should be one or two sentences long.
Teacher: Now, understand the problem? Solve this instance: Text: tifu (and this was yesterday but it hasn't been 24 hours si it's still a day) by back handing one of the kids i work with.

i work in a classroom with pre-k and kindergarten kids. our age in the classroom ranges from 2.5 to 6. so the little buggers are small. more specifically, most of them barely reach my waist. this is an important detail.

there is me, three othere support staff, and a teacher. it's music time, and part of my job is to be at the same level as the kids. and the kids fucking love music. so i love music. we're dancing and hollering and having a kickass time. i'm swinging my arms back and forth with all the power i can put into it because *i fucking love music*.

i've just clapped my hands and done a little boogy and am swinging my arms back with all i've got when little man comes running past me. little man comes up to my waist. and i open palm backhand this kid so hard he goes horizontal. legs fly up and he's parallel with the ground before he hits it.

i would have done less damage if i had just full on clotheslined the kid.

the other kids all see. the staff see. the teacher sees. the damn music keeps playing as the class freezes to state at me and the casualty of music lying at my feet. and i'm standing here wondering what is worse than being fired because that's what's in store.

little man is so damn stunned, he doesn't even cry. just stands up, wobbles a bit, then looks at me and goes "are you okay?" and that's what breaks the trance. the staff all start laughing and trying to hide it, one lady just about has her whole fist in her mouth, and the kids start mimic laughing because they just watched a peer damn near be murdered and the adults are laughing about it. except for me. i'm looking at little man with this stunned look because *am i okay???* i just fucking knocked you into next week!

needless to say, it's a very awkward rest of the day as i take little man to the office to get some ice, write in his agenda what happened, then do up the incident report and hand it into my boss. she was too busy laughing like a maniac to tell me everything is okay, and has made a copy of the report to hang in the office for all the staff to read. i can't tell if that's worse than being fired, but in this economy i guess i won out.
Student:
- kids come up to about the perfect height to be taken out by a backswing of the hand, and i learned that the hard way by back handing one of my students during music. somehow i have not been fired.