Teacher:In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a short summary for this text. The summary must include a situation which caused humor. The summary should be one or two sentences long.
Teacher: Now, understand the problem? Solve this instance: Text: me and my friend both golf. we were sitting in a golf cart next to a tee box and my friend points to a squirrel grazing on some grass in the middle of the tee box and says "you think i can hit it?" the squirrel was about 8 to 10ft away so i said maybe. well right when i said maybe i turn to look at my friend and he has his arm completely wound up ready to throw a 90mph fastball at this little guy. right when i was about to say wait, the ball zings towards the squirrel and hits it straight into the eyeball. all three of us (including the squirrel) freaked the fuck out. it falls over, scratching with its claws at its bursted and bleeding eyeball. it writhes around for about 20 seconds, and eventually does the all familiar death twitch. once we figured it was dead, i came to conclusion it wouldn't be best to leave the corpse in the middle of the tee box where everyone can see it so i ask my friend "are you going to move it?" he says fuck no so i put my golfer's glove on (can't be too careful right?) and throw it into the nearby bushes. we carried on with our game, haunted by that little innocent squirrel.
Student:
friend hits squirrel in the eye with a golf ball, i have to throw its cold corpse into the bushes.