Teacher:In this task, you will use your knowledge about language (and common sense) to determine what element the marked number refers to. The numbers are marked with two underlines around them, like: _ number _. Your answer should be chosen from the given text, and should not contain other words.
Teacher: Now, understand the problem? Solve this instance: Erlich:  Yeah , we 're gon na win even if I have to go into the auditorium and personally jerk off every guy in the audience .
Jared: That 's a lot of jerking .
Gilfoyle: And we only have ten minutes to present . So ...
Richard: So , we 're fucked , are n't we ?
Dinesh: Yeah , even if he 's jerking _ two _ at a time , there are , what , 800 guys in that room ? So that 's 400 times whatever the mean jerk - time is .
Jared: The what ?
Dinesh: Mean jerk - time . I mean , it does n't matter , but , hypothetically , time is equal to 400 total jerks at a two - dick rate .
Gilfoyle: Unless Erlich jerks off four guys at a time , and then we can cut that in half .
Dinesh: How would he do four guys ... ? He 's got two hands , so that 's two dicks at a time , right ?
Gilfoyle: Look , you have two guys on either side with their dicks , tip to tip , so you 're going full - length . Four , see ?
Jared: Oh ... From the middle out . That does make sense .
Gilfoyle: Like two Shake Weights .
Dinesh: Yeah , so what we 're trying to do , hypothetically , is minimize which is 800 dudes , multiplied by mean - jerk time , divided by four dicks at a time . Of course , Erlich would have to pre - sort guys by height , so that their dicks lined up .
Gilfoyle: Not by height , technically . The measurement that we 're looking for , really , is dick to floor . Call that D2F.
Erlich: You know , if a guy 's dick was long enough , it would be able to reach up or down to another guy with a different D2F. The longer the dick , the greater the D2F bridge , but I would still be able to jerk it off in one smooth motion ... I 'd just have to jerk it on an angle .
Gilfoyle: So D2F sub-1 needs to equal D2F sub-2 , and D2F sub-3 needs to equal D2F sub-4 , where length L creates a complimentary shaft angle . Call that theta D. Now , the orgasm threshold ... as a function of Lamda sub ...
Jared: Guys , does girth - similarity affect Erlich 's ability to jerk different dicks simultaneously ?
Erlich: Shit . Yeah , I think it would .
Erlich: Of course , it does . Time to orgasm , or T2O , has to be the same for each matching pair of dicks otherwise I 'm wasting a lot of great strokes on a guy that 's already busted .
Gilfoyle: Unless you can hotswap dicks in and out . So on a downstroke , you get a new one in . So when you stroke up you 're not wasting any energy .
Dinesh: Even so . I think this is the most reliable metric for stamina .
Erlich: Let
Erlich: me ask you something . How fast do you think you could jack off every guy in this room ? 'Cause I know how long it would take me . And I can prove it .
Student:
guys