In biblical times, they used to sacrifice animals to God.  One thing.  They only seemed to sacrifice baby lambs and goats, never beef. For some reason beef was off limits, although I'm not sure why but I do have a theory.  I think it's because God never had one of Durant's boneless ribeyes cooked Pittsburgh style with a side of atomic horseradish, pre-dinner crudites served with roquefort dressing, and a nice garden salad with a baked potato. Had he done so, I'm pretty sure Catholics would have never had that silly rule about not eating meat on Fridays.   I'm guessing someone back in the day, probably Abraham, did sacrifice a cow to God at one point, but because Abraham was Jewish and didn't know how to make anything other than reservations, he grilled and served up one bad cut of beef to God. The result? God punishes Catholics and Hindus. Go figure.   Durant's won't punish you. Not like Abraham anyway.
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