In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.

Text: so my fridge gets butter really cold. like, almost frozen. despite any attempts to turn the temperature down, everything else warms up too much but the butter stays rock hard. i forgot to take it out this morning before breakfast and let it warm up a bit and soften, so i decided to chuck it ever so briefly into the microwave while making eggs. unfortunately i forgot about the butter in my coffee-less morning stupor and realized it in a realization of panic. ran over to the microwave and the entire floor of the machine is a pool of butter and it was leaking out of the bottom of the door and onto my kitchen floor. i've left it to cool for the past hour or so and now i get to go and check to see if it's solidified enough to try and clean up...
TIFU by trying to soften the butter in the microwave...

Text: **sunday 23:00 >** head over to /r/animesuggest and saw a guy talking about how good this anime was. think to myself "i guess one or two episodes won't hurt".

**monday 01:00 >** "wow, this is really good, but i need to wake up 06:00 so i'm gonna sleep now. but i'm just gonna keep this playing"

**monday 02:00 >** "what the fuck, i'm so fucked tomorrow"

**monday 04:00 >** ... ~15th. episode...

**monday 05:00 >** "fuck this, there is no use sleeping now"

**monday 12:00 (now) at work >** i'm in a parallel world and in a delusional state. i'm so dumb.
TIFU by pulling an all-nighter watching Mirai Nikki

Text: ok i'll keep this short(pun maybe intended). this happened 2 hours ago. i was at my buddies new condo and he lives with his mom. i went downstairs to the bathroom and without thinking i whipped it out to take a piss. just as a loud stream of running water into the toilet begins i hear laughter coming from close by. my friends mom and her friend were laughing and looking directly at me through a window no more than 5 feet away. at this point i'm way too deep to stop midstream so i have to grit my teeth and cringe my way through what seemed like an austin powers piss. i heard her say i couldnt see anything during a break in laughter. i apologize and proceed to walk to my car and with some rosy-ass cheeks.

TIFU by not observing my surroundings before I took a leak.

