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An example of an negative review: Are... You... Serious......  Why in the world is this place so popular? I really wish it wasn't so I wouldn't have been tempted to go and waste my time and money!  1. Took them 15-20 minutes to bring us water. We just came from a pool party and we were SOOO dehydrated. It shouldn't really matter where we came from, everyone is dehydrated in Vegas, it's a desert! Hello! Can we please have some water ASAP?!   2. Food took a million years to come out.  3. Food was mediocre, at best. The $30 ribs were so dry they tasted like dirt. The pasta had no flavor. The omelette was okay. The burger was okay too. But we could've gone somewhere else and paid the same price for much better food. REGRETS!  4. The frozen hot chocolate they brought me (the only thing I really wanted to come for) looked and tasted TERRIBLE! Well, I guess it tasted alright... Like icy hot chocolate basically. But RIGHT when they brought it out, it was melting all over! I couldn't even get a good picture in. I had to send it back. I have NEVER sent back anything in my life, but I was NOT about to pay $15 (is that how much it is?) for that.... No thank you... They brought the tables next to me prettier frozen hot chocolates. Why did MINE suck?! Whatever, saved $15 I guess.  Don't waste your time, people! Go elsewhere.   Extremely disappointed as I was really looking forward to trying this place!

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An example of an positive review: If you are looking for an authentic Chicago style hot dog this is the place!  Only one that compares is Portillo's in Scottsdale!  Now it is in your own back yard!  More fries than I could eat and service was prompt and pleasant!  Give Joeys a chance they won't disappoint!

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An example of an negative review: After reading countless reviews from fellow yelpers on how great the Beach Club pool party was I figured some friends and I would check it out.   Unfortunately in this review I can tell you nothing about the pool party. There was no way that bald headed punk bouncer Don was going to let three mexicans in even though we were literally standing in the front of the line for over an hour.   His excuse was the ratio was not what it needs to be. As the minutes passed we saw Don let in countless guys without ladies (all white not that I am implying anything) as well as huge groups of ladies.   Don must of missed the chapter on ratios because there were plenty more girls then guys. An hour later we are still invisible to that little coochie. In the end he said it is to difficult to let three guys in with no ladies.   So unless you are a jersey shore cast member or your skin is just the right color don't bother coming to this place.   F* you Don

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An example of an negative review: Der Besuch des Aposto war leider einer der wenig erfreulichen Abende meiner Karlsruher Restaurantbesuche.  Das Restaurant ist riesengro\u00df und durch die Spielarena f\u00fcr Familien gut geeignet, das bedingt allerdings, dass man als Paar meiner Meinung nach hier nicht viel Ruhe bekommt.  Problematisch sehe ich vor allem zwei Dinge: Das Essen und den Service.  Zum Essen: - Die Gerichte f\u00fcr mich und meine Begleitung kamen mit einer Versatz von 8 Minuten - Die Spaghetti aglio olio kamen mit Kirschtomaten. Was haben bitte Kirschtomaten darin verloren? - Positiv waren die Bruschetta, die geschmacklich sehr gut waren  Service: - Es dauerte ewig bis mal einer an den Tisch kam und bei Reklamationen war man in unserem Fall wenig bem\u00fcht, obwohl das Personal damit Erfahrung haben sollte - Besteck musste ich selbst holen - Gleiches beim Salz und Pfeffer  Fazit: Hier stimmt das Preis-/Leistungsverh\u00e4tnis vor allem auf Grund des Service meiner Ansicht nach nicht. Teilweise kam mir der Service \u00fcberfordert vor (meine Meinung). Und wenn auch nur ein Italiener in der K\u00fcche ist, w\u00fcrde ich gerne wissen in welcher Provinz in Italien Spaghetti aglio olio mit Tomaten serviert werden??  Keine Empfehlung von meiner Seite. Es handelt sich hier um meine pers\u00f6nliche Meinung.