Instructions: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a short summary for this text. The summary must include a situation which caused humor. The summary should be one or two sentences long.
Input: Text: so this actually happened today, about two hours ago. i still can't believe my shitty luck that i seem to have. now this story is pretty crazy, so i understand if some of you doubt it's real. it's ok, i can hardly believe it either. i'm a senior in high school so i still live with my parents. about three months ago, my mom spent some time and money renovating our basement to turn it into a media room with new couches, recliners and media galore so i naturally spend a lot of time down there. sometimes i'll fall asleep on one of the couches watching netflix or playing some games and since it was a friday night, i fell asleep playing xbox. now i usually don't dream too much, but tonight was pretty vivid. i was in a mansion hiding from the hunchback of notre dame and i found tons of secret passages to explore. i escaped the mansion and began to fly through the air like i was a seagull or something, and i was having fun! it was great, but i felt myself getting warmer... and warmer....

turns out i pissed myself and soaked my moms new couch and now there's a giant piss stain right in the middle of the damn couch. i scrambled to the bathroom and tried to clean up, but i needed to get new clothes from upstairs in my room. this is next to my pre to bedroom so i tried not to wake them up. when i stripped down, my mom's phone rang. oh shit. 
she ran to go grab the phone but saw me completely naked. she asked what the hell i was doing and i said that some juice spilled downstairs and that i spilled it everywhere. at first she wanted to clean it up but i insisted that i could do it. i was panicking at this point so i got anything i could get ahold of and poured it on the piss stain. she was coming downstairs while i was putting vinegar on the spot, so i had to quickly jump in it to cover it up and getting vinegar all over myself. she didn't say anything and left to go to yoga. thank jesus i might actually make it out of this mess!

after about half an hour of scrubbing and soaking, i notice that something's dripping from the couch so i flip the couch on its back to check if it's piss. in the process i manage to knock over a lamp, shattering the light bulb into a million shards. at this point i start to question my very existence as i rush upstairs to grab a vacuum to clean it up. i wake up my dad and he asks what that noise was. i ignore him and rush downstairs and vacuum up the shards. the couch was still on its back so i flip it back up. i slip when it gets back upright and fall on my keyboard, breaking one of its little stands. i really liked those too! it's here when i realized my uncle is coming to my house tonight until he leaves for his flight tomorrow morning. he has to sleep on this couch tonight. any suggestions on getting rid of piss smells?
Output:
- had an awesome dream, pissed myself, got caught naked, jumped in vinegar, shattered a lamp and broke a keyboard. how i haven't accidentally killed myself yet is a wonder of nature.