In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a short summary for this text. The summary must include a situation which caused humor. The summary should be one or two sentences long.
One example is below.
Q: Text: quick backstory: i am a duel enrollment student (still in high school but goes to college full-time) and don't have my license so i bike home. 

now let's get to the fuck up. i was riding down the sidewalk and up ahead was a golf cart blocking the way. the man who was using kindly moved it out of my so i could get past. as i go by, i give him the nod and say "thank you" just to be courteous.  well he didn't really give me that much space so as i was saying thank you, my goes into the grass and i quickly try to readjust, resulting in my tire hitting the side of the sidewalk and me falling off my bike. i looked like a complete dumbass and just laughed to myself and kept riding.  luckily, i don't take myself too seriously, so i wasn't that embarrassed.
A: said thank you, fell off my bike.
Rationale: This summary is appropriate for the given text post because the focus of this post is about a humorous situation caused by "thanking someone and later falling off from the bike".
Q: Text: so this happened about 3 1/2 years ago with my ex-girlfriend (here's more reading if you're into that   https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/30aqtx/tifu_by_not_thinking_before_i_spoke/).

so anyway, new years eve 2012, we're 16 and both at her house because she wanted to stay up all night and cook a bunch of stuff she found on pinterest. me, being young, dumb, and in love went along with it. so for a few hours we just cook stuff including bbq cocktail weenies, a few other things i've forgotten, and this batch of salsa, of which i was in charge of chopping the jalepenos. so the night goes on, we finish cooking and clean everything up before heading down to her basement to enjoy the fruits of our labor. we pop in a season 2 dvd of the fresh prince and everything is just going great. eventually one thing leads to another and i'm on top of her and we're making out, which to this point after 6 months of dating is all we'd done. i figured why not make my move now and do the classic under the shirt move, she doesn't say no so i work my hand down to her...you get it. everything is great for about a minute until she pushes me off of her and runs into the bathroom and starts crying. after a few minutes i ask what's wrong and she came out and simply said, "you didn't wash your hands did you?".
A:
didn't wash my hands after cooking with jalepenos and minorly burned my ex-gf's vagina the first time i fingered her