Detailed Instructions: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a short summary for this text. The summary must include a situation which caused humor. The summary should be one or two sentences long.
Q: Text: i was just texting her. it somehow came up. i thought i told her the story already, but then i remembered i didn't. she wants to hear it, even though i told her it was the most disgusting story the internet has to offer. 

i am currently procrastinating.
A:
i might just lose my friend over gonorrhea