In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a short summary for this text. The summary must include a situation which caused humor. The summary should be one or two sentences long.
One example: Text: quick backstory: i am a duel enrollment student (still in high school but goes to college full-time) and don't have my license so i bike home. 

now let's get to the fuck up. i was riding down the sidewalk and up ahead was a golf cart blocking the way. the man who was using kindly moved it out of my so i could get past. as i go by, i give him the nod and say "thank you" just to be courteous.  well he didn't really give me that much space so as i was saying thank you, my goes into the grass and i quickly try to readjust, resulting in my tire hitting the side of the sidewalk and me falling off my bike. i looked like a complete dumbass and just laughed to myself and kept riding.  luckily, i don't take myself too seriously, so i wasn't that embarrassed.
Solution is here: said thank you, fell off my bike.
Explanation: This summary is appropriate for the given text post because the focus of this post is about a humorous situation caused by "thanking someone and later falling off from the bike".

Now, solve this: Text: tifu- this happened earlier today.  throw away account in case classmates are on reddit. i had my last final today and it was for the class that i needed to study hardest for.  i went to my building early because other students in the class usually sit on the ground outside of the classroom and go over material on test days before class starts. now for some reason i thought it would be a good idea to make the worlds largest omelet for breakfast.  i loaded that bitch up right.  i was pretty hung over from drinking last night and wanted to start my day right with a nice breakfast in hopes of doing better on my test.  i should also add that i am lactose intolerant.  on top of the mounting pile of shit i had brewing in the depths of my stomach, i am also a really nervous test taker.  
well here i am, sitting on the ground in an uncomfortable position 20 minutes before my final starts and it hits me.  i started sweating really hard.  it was getting harder to talk.  my stomach felt like it was swimming in niagara falls.  i couldn't pay attention any longer and i needed to release that demon.  i politely bowed out and made my way to the bathroom that was located directly across the hall.  like literally i stood up and walked forward to the door.  i made sure to collect all my stuff because i already knew there was no coming back from this one.
the bathroom was empty to my pleasure, so i sat down and started doing work.  about mid shit i heard someone else come in and they went into the stall next to me.  i didn't really need to poo anymore but i had one of those feelings that there was poo that wouldn't escape.  i was right.  when i stood up i had the never-ending wipe.  so here i am, standing, wiping my ass for what seemed like 35 minutes when all of the sudden it just came out.  i was pissing, all over the floor.  i dont know why, its never happened before.  it was bouncing off the ground and splashing everywhere. the guy in the stall next to me says "what the fuck man?" then i hear a loud noise and he says "motherfucker!". i glance under and see his phone laying on the floor right before he scoops it up.  i was so embarrassed.  i flushed like a modern day gentleman and ran to the door.  when i opened it i had to act cool, which i think i did pretty well.  sat back down with my classmates and pulled my notebook out as fast as i could.  2 minutes later the guy walks out... right to the group of students i am studying with.  he was one of the students in my class, who was in fact there before i went in to shit.  hes glaring at me with the most furious of looks.  i thought it was about to go down right there.  i lost my shit.  the color faded from my skin.  but no, he didn't say a word.  just sat down, and waited for our test to start.  every time i looked up he just looked more and more pissed.  when our professor got there and unlocked the door for us to enter he was one of the first in the door.  as i was sitting down i see him talking to two of the guys he usually sits next to in class.  i set down my bookbag and take one final glance back just as they start busting out laughing and look over at me.
i could not concentrate for anything during that final.  i'm pretty sure i bombed it. i wanted to get out of there so bad i just marked b for the whole last section so that i could leave before any of those guys could.  i didn't want to run the risk of walking into them waiting for me in the hallway or anything.
Solution:
i accidentally pissed on a classmates shoes (and phone) while wiping my ass, then had to soldier on through a final knowing that he and two others had knowledge of the incident.