In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a short summary for this text. The summary must include a situation which caused humor. The summary should be one or two sentences long.
Example: Text: quick backstory: i am a duel enrollment student (still in high school but goes to college full-time) and don't have my license so i bike home. 

now let's get to the fuck up. i was riding down the sidewalk and up ahead was a golf cart blocking the way. the man who was using kindly moved it out of my so i could get past. as i go by, i give him the nod and say "thank you" just to be courteous.  well he didn't really give me that much space so as i was saying thank you, my goes into the grass and i quickly try to readjust, resulting in my tire hitting the side of the sidewalk and me falling off my bike. i looked like a complete dumbass and just laughed to myself and kept riding.  luckily, i don't take myself too seriously, so i wasn't that embarrassed.
Example solution: said thank you, fell off my bike.
Example explanation: This summary is appropriate for the given text post because the focus of this post is about a humorous situation caused by "thanking someone and later falling off from the bike".

Problem: Text: this happened less than 10 minutes ago. so my parents left to go pick something up so i decided i would use my time wisely... and masturbate. anyway, i could tell i was getting ready to finish when i realized i forgot to get tissues or any kind of absorbent paper. i did what i could and grabbed some printer paper. anyway, i finished in the printer paper and i so i was going to set it down. little did i realize that the paper didn't absorb any of it and it was all just sitting there in a pool. i tilted it a little too far back by accident and spilled all of my man juice on to my phone, directly in the charger port. now my phone won't charge and i need to come up with an excuse for my broken phone. so that's how i fu, hope your day isn't as awkward as mine.

Solution: i masturbated so hard that i broke my phone.