Instructions: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a short summary for this text. The summary must include a situation which caused humor. The summary should be one or two sentences long.
Input: Text: like many fuck-ups this didn't happen today but about 1 year ago, and just came to mind.

i was on my way back home after band, chatting with some of my band mates about the charts we were playing and what they'd do when they got home. i was eating some fruit, and talking when one of them shouted, "holy shit! you're bleeding!" 

i thought he was joking and i said, "alright m8!" looking at him. he was dead serious and began to call the police. worried and confused i think how the f*ck did i screw up my mouth and looked down (habit for when i think).

then i realise, i was holding strawberries. the mate was already talking to the police, when i exclaimed, "shit man! false alarm!" showing him the strawberries. he disconnected quicker than a stranger seeing a nude man on omegle video, and i'm not sure what happened since then. 

he's been pretty cool about it though, so i suppose the police just ignored it.
Output:
ate strawberries, opened my "bloody" mouth, friend called police.