In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a short summary for this text. The summary must include a situation which caused humor. The summary should be one or two sentences long.

Example Input: Text: last night i crawled into bed and was having trouble falling asleep, i was just laying there staring at the ceiling trying to calm my internal chatter when i hear a slight rhythmic squeaking coming from my smokin hot female neighbor's room above mine. knowing that she occasionally has male visitors over, which i have enjoyed hearing her groan from before, i started listening more intently. after a bit i hear some very slight moaning accompanying the steady squeak. 


living in an apartment with paper thin walls, i knew that she was the only one home and surmised that she was in fact masturbating. hot! so i start to get turned on and proceed to give me self a tug. she never really wavers in intensity, just staying quiet yet mostly even, rhythmically. 


i'm fantasizing seeing her fingering herself and moaning while i lead myself to orgasm and finish feeling rather satisfied. i lay there in post ejaculate comfort and note that she's still going, still the same steady rhythm. mmmm i'm loving this still! so i lay there listening for a bit, close my eyes and try to sleep once more. 


after a little while i hear her get up and go to the kitchen. but... i still hear the squeaking and the moaning....while she's in the other room. 


i open my eyes with confusion and for the first time note that the sounds aren't all coming from directly above me, the squeaking is, but the moaning sounds like it might be coming through my open bedroom door in fact....


so i get up and creep out slowly from my bedroom to find the source of the 'moaning'. as i walk out of my room the sound gets a bit louder and more localized and...familiar....


i then finally notice that this moaning is actually my cat, lying on the couch fast asleep, snoring. 


after a moment realizing my idiocy i go back to bed and also note that i've heard the squeaking before, on other hot nights such as this: a rotary fan in her bedroom.


 

edit: whoa! glad you all enjoyed my awkward wank. this is completely true although i don't have much of a way to verify. [this is my cat](http://i.imgur.com/mavaqwv.jpg) also, no i'm not a lonely creep, it's kind of a fact of life living in shoddily constructed apartments that you can hear everything, so why not enjoy it? wouldn't this kind of be the same as watching porn without video, being a total stranger and all? she also gives quite a loud vocal performance when she's got a guy over, and knowing how sound *penetrates* her apartment as well, i'm not sure she cares. as for the fan, just a guess, seemed to fit the requirements. maybe it's a vibrator....c'mere kitty kitty kitty

edit2: gold?! gold! thank you kind feline enthusiast! 


still^waiting^for^vagetables
Example Output: i jerked off to my cat snoring

Example Input: Text: my parents are visiting my wife and i from out of town. they wanted to go through my sister's wedding photos, and since it was online i decided to use my ps4's browser so we could all see them.

i have only used the browser once before, which was months ago, to see if pornhub works (it does.)  i open the browser and all of the frequently visited pages are for pornhub.

after some nervous laughter, we press on and i get to the site with the wedding photos. right as we start going through them, we the audio changes from the standard browser music to a woman moaning and the sounds of ball slapping sex. i quickly grabbed the tv remote and hit the mute button.

to top it all off, the browser ran out of memory before all of the pictures loaded, so we only saw half of the pictures.
Example Output: tried to look at wedding photos with my wife and parents, got a face full of porn instead.

Example Input: Text: this is not a throwaway, i've just never had a reason to join reddit instead of lurking about. now i do. as fuck ups go, this one's a long term disaster that just blew up in my face on friday and finished up today.

so, background. i live with my father. he and my mother have been separated for many years, not that they married in the first place. he dates. in the six years i've been in his house, he's had at least three girlfriends, including the current one. with the past two, i was friendly and sociable. i made an effort to get along with them. to...connect, you know? i was more or less successful with the first, and the second became my good friend.

but therein lies the problem. my father broke up with both of them. i wasn't mad about it. breakups happen. does not, however, mean that not being able to see them anymore (i look and sound a hell of a lot like him, so...yeah) didn't hurt like a son of a bitch. so, girlfriend number three i went in with shields up, because fuck all of that shit.

of course, as i have recently learned to my dismay, me with shields up is exactly the same as a massively rude and unsociable asshole. i may have permanently alienated this poor woman who did nothing wrong. i tried to apologize, but she was pissed, and remains so. to say nothing of the conversation i'm know i'm going to have with my father when he returns from his trip. and it's very far away from how i wanted this to go.

if i'd been up front from the start it might have gone better. but...how does one both realize that one feels that way and know how to say it politely enough that you're not the asshole? my talents have limits.
Example Output:
version: liked father's last two gfs. their departures hurts, so shields up captain. me with emotional shields up equals asshole. father's girlfriend very angry. don't wanna know what father thinks.

