In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a short summary for this text. The summary must include a situation which caused humor. The summary should be one or two sentences long.
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Question: Text: so this happened last night/this morning.

i was watching the scotland vs australia semi final for the world cup and because the game is being played in the afternoon in england, it is broadcasted in australia at **1 o'clock, monday fucking morning**. for those that didn't watch it, it was a fucking close game. the lead changed a few times towards the end and with just two minutes to go scotland were leading, until rugby stuff happened and australia managed to steal the victory in the final moments. i didnt realise how loud i was being until this morning, i pretty much woke up my whole block and they were not very happy when they got up for work in the morning.

Answer: scotland and my neighbourhood weren't too happy after that game.


Question: Text: in my younger years, i was the biggest pokémon card collector in the neighborhood. i had that street cred for my impressive collection and all the kids in the neighborhood knew that i don't mess around. i had all the cool pokémon cards that the young children wanted. the girls loved me and the boys envied me. 
one day, i went to hang out with one of my friends and challenge him to a pokémon battle. i brought my best pokémon cards; he immediately knew that i wasn't messing around. i set up the playing field and readied myself into battle position as we took part in this most spectacular event to find out who is the true pokémon master. i set my deck with one-third of the cards being energy cards and drew seven cards directly after shuffling the deck. "im ready" i shouted. i realized that my shout had attracted many of the near by kids. 
unlucky for me, a latino around the same age as me was threatened by my awesome presence. he did not want to feel inferior to me so he approached me with his fists tightened and a gaze that looked very much hostile. first thing i did was protect my pokémon collection, fearing that he would want to have his own way with them. my worst fears became reality, i had been robbed in broad daylight, unable to contest him, knowing that the encounter could get physical. 

the next day, me and my friend devised a plan to get my pokémon cards back and get revenge on the fiend who took them. when the latino kid went with his family to soccer practice, we jumped his fence and snuck into his house through the back. there it was, my collection of pokémon cards were right on his desk. i let out a sigh of relief as i start heading back. that's when i noticed an impressive toy collection that he had. i was feeling extra devilish that day and decided to get revenge on him. i took some of his toys with me to break and show him that i am superior. me and my friend ran back with the pokémon cards and the toys we stole from him to break. i used a thin metal rod to break the toys. feeling as awesome as i did, i pretended that i was the wolverine and that rusty metal rod was a blades that was coming out of my hand. with full force i thrust my hand into the toy. sadly, i realized that i was not the wolverine.

the rod went through my hand

Answer: i ended up stabbing my hand through the middle after trying to get revenge on the kid who stole my pokémon cards


Question: Text: sooo... today i wanted to make salmon. i love salmon. i had set it to thaw and it took a long time to thaw from being in the freezer.

as it happened, i had to go out because i had things to do. on my way home, i asked my mom to actually season and put the salmon in the oven. when i got home, i seasoned it myself as she was busy and preheated the oven to 425. she put the fish in for 20 minutes and i went to shower. i told her that when the oven beeps, she should set the broiler to low and broil it for 5 minutes as it sort of chars the top. it didn't really occur to me that i am the only one in the house who knows how to use the broiler.

i come down after my shower and my dad mentions that the aluminum foil that i wrapped the baking pan with caught on fire. obviously, i go to check on the fish. it was very nicely burned and blackened. the oven is also going insane and not working.

i have no idea how to fix the oven and my mom was having fun playing minesweeper. oh well...

at least i learned never to let anyone else touch my salmon. and had a good laugh over it.


fyi: my mom can cook very well, but she only does stove top cooking. i can do stove top and things to do with the oven.

Answer:
had my mom make some salmon and run the oven/broiler, forgot that she has no idea how to work the oven, ended up with a burnt salmon and messed up oven.


