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Please, be lenient with how I spell out the pronunciations, I tried my best to make it sound right. Bear in mind \*correct means how words are generally pronounced utilizing non-regional diction. Example: jog (yog \*wrong) = jaw-gh \*correct. This might be a little lengthy... \[evil chuckle\]

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Setting the stage: I work as a Sushi Chef in the restaurant of a popular beach resort/ hotel in \*San Diego, California. Needless to say, we get a ton of visitors because our weather is pretty sweet, mostly tourists. They’re inexperienced with speaking names of places around here &amp; Japanese terms for sushi components, I don’t judge. However, unlike when I was much more understanding, I have stopped correcting their mistakes. 

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Example:

Guest: Excuse me, kind sir. About how far is La Jolla (la-joe-la \*wrong) from here?

Me: Yes, La Jolla (la-hoy-yah \*correct) is about 20 minutes from here. I then proceed to give them instructions on taking the route through town (a scenic drive along the coast) and directions using the freeway (quicker but much less to see). 

Guest: Thank you so much – looks at my name embroidered on my chef coat – Ecchi, you are a gentleman and a scholar.

Me: Thank you, it was my pleasure. Enjoy the rest of your day.

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Now, it looks like:

Guest: Excuse me – looks at my name embroidered on my chef coat – Ecchi, could you tell me what’s in the Baja (buh-jaw \*wrong) Roll?

Me: Absolutely! In the Baja (buh-jaw \*wrong) Roll you’ll find… and I give the list of ingredients. 

Guest: Sounds great! Thank you for your time.

Me: Thank you! Enjoy your meal.

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I never see them again, but their server comes up and comments on how the guest said Baja (bah-ha \*correct) Roll in a funny way. Another time a guest pronounced it as Baja (badge-eh \*wrong). They were from the East Coast, so I just rolled with it. Again, I did not hear anything from the guest, but the server came up asking if I new what a Badger Roll was. The guest said that I knew what they were talking about. I explained what I did and that the guest was asking for the Baja (bah-ha \*correct) Roll. She laughed, called me a jerk and walked off. 

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Other words I don’t correct anymore:

Nigiri (nigh-jeer-y \*wrong or worse n@#%&amp;r-y \*wrong) = nih-gih-ry \*correct

Sushi (suh-she \*wrong or suh-shy \*wrong) = sue-she \*correct

Unagi (you-nuh-ghee \*wrong) = oo-nah-ghee \*correct

Ahi (ehy-high \*wrong) = ah-he \*correct

Poke (poh-ck \*wrong) = poh-key \*correct

Tempura (tem-pure-ruh \*wrong) = tem-poo-rah \*correct

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 I’ve grown tired of correcting people and end up thinking: “go ahead and pronounce it that way, see how far you get in life.” I’m probably the asshole. Prove me wrong? 

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Stay classy \*San Diego!

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\*That's Whale's Vagina to all my KVWN Channel 4 - Action News viewers!
Output:
not correcting guest's mispronounced words at work