Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

He turns, as if sensing her presence. He
returns as someone lowers his arms then starts to speak.

He lunges forward, his arms raised and spread. Richard Parker
fires the rifle, mid - air, then swings his wand over.

They being to kayak down a river. A kayak

is getting close to the top of the boat.

