In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a short summary for this text. The summary must include a situation which caused humor. The summary should be one or two sentences long.
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Question: Text: first time posting in this sub. so this happened a few minutes ago, i'm an identical twin and i  was sat with the clone in the college canteen waiting for the bus to take us home when a lunch/dinner lady who was replacing the bin liners came up to us and asked if we're twins (duh). note: she doesn't know/understand english very well.

her: are you twins?

me: yes

her: are you from saudi?

me: no, africa (my mothers indian however my fathers half tanzanian half arab so to make things easy i just say i'm african since its more plausible as i have afroish hair)

her: ah, you come here to study?

me: yes

her: i see you around college and yeah

me: yeah

her: are you going to university?

me: yes

her: how long have you been here?

me: i'm in my second year

her: so you stay at your cousins? (this is where i thought huh i thought she asked my ethnicity and the situation was getting really awkward)

me: yes

then she left and i realised i made her think i've come over to england to study and am staying at my cousins when in fact i was born in england and have stayed here my whole life... throughout the ordeal my twin was sat quiet in his phone -.-

 

edit: sorry for the formatting, i'm posting on my phone.

Answer: made a lunch lady believe i've immigrated to study and stay at my cousins because of how awkward the situation was when in fact i've lived in england my whole life


Question: Text: so this didn't happen to day but a few months ago, but i was recently reminded of this. 

so i am at college and i am underage (anyone who has been to college the legal drinking age will know its hell). i'll occasionally get drunk but not to often with the people who aren't heading out to the clubs. i decided to offer one of the guys who bought me a couple of drinks to come with me on one of my infamous doob walks, he decided to join me so i made sure to roll a big fat joint to share. he decided to back out so i decided i'm not going to re-light it later and just smoke it all. 

we get back from the walk, and he decides to go steal a cordial from the dining hall, the cordial is concentrated so he can mix it with drinks. he hands me the bottle and he runs off to go grab the drinks and we meet up again outside the girls dorm. he texts one of the girls and they come down and let us in. they lead us to the room that we gonna be drinking in, and he leaves me half way through the walk so he can go talk to his sister for a moment, i'm panicking  cause i haven't gone this far in to the girls dorm before and i'm super high, the one girl was leading me into the room leaves me in the room with two other girls that weren't from my college that i have never met before. i say hi, and they respond with hello back and ask me what my name is. i was way to high to understand what was going on, and sat there for like a good minute or two just to respond with "wah" and to start drinking the cordial to try get rid of my cotton mouth.  my friend then comes back and sees that i'm not having a good time and we left and proceeded to have an awesome night.

now a couple of months later i show up to a physiotherapy appointment, and the receptionist looked familiar and gave me this weird look then started smiling. then she asked me if i remembered her and then she told me the whole story from her perspective. yes, she was very attractive. 

edit: her perspective 

she is with her other two friends from my hometown who also happen to not know me. so they were sitting down getting ready for a night of drinking, when i walk in with the only person i know, she introduces telling them my name, and telling me there names. i don't remember this at all, but she said hi, she knows me from somewhere but she can't quite remember where. after telling me that i stood awkwardly clenching on to a bottle of cordial syrup, looking around the room and snickering to myself, until i said "wah" out of the blue and five seconds later took a sip of the cordial syrup realising its to sugary and thick to drink then started crying when my friend walked in and saw me trying to drink the syrup and break down because of it, appologises on my behalf and takes me back to the men's dorm.  where my friend returned to start drinking with them after i fell in to a kush coma.

Answer: got to high to meet 3 new girls, drank cordial syrup and started crying.


Question: Text: i was maybe 8 so i didn't know anything about stomach bugs. without knowing i had one, i farted and shit filled my pants. i was too embarrassed to tell my parents, so i cleaned up myself. got most of the shit off my underwear, put on a new pair, and threw the shitty underwear in the laundry. im in the bathroom feeling another fart. i started to giggle and push. the giggling stopped when i heard a distinct "ploop" on the floor. i shit myself so hard, shit was leaking out of my brand new, clean underwear. i literally had shit running down my legs. it was a shitty situation i was in. i cleaned up, yet again same as last, but more scrubbing the floor this time. i thought it was time to say something. i walk up to my mother, say i have an issue, and then, right in front of her, shit myself again. i kinda just walked away like a kicked puppy, pants full of shit, and what looked like coffee running down my legs. three pairs of underwear and a shower later, i finally got to tell her, "mommy i keep farting liquid poop! and it won't stop! i'm tired of this crap!" she then walked away silently into the other room, and started laughing. loudly.

Answer:
i shit my pants three times, mother just laughed at me.


