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In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a short summary for this text. The summary must include a situation which caused humor. The summary should be one or two sentences long.
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Text: so in a few weeks my family and i are going to be moving to a different house so before that happens i decided to make brownies yesterday after all the hard work and packing we did. during the making of these brownies, i thought it was a bright idea to pour a bunch of chocolate syrup on top of the batter before i put it in the oven. but anyways the fuck up didn't happen until today since about 30 minutes before posting this i decided i wanted to have a piece of brownie and some ice cream. so being the smart educated person i am i decided to put the brownie in the microwave for 3 minutes and leave it in there to get the ice cream. thinking i would stop it around the first 30 seconds i decided to prepare my bowl of ice cream which happened to be stuck at the bottom of the container. that's when i realized the timer went from 0 passed 30 seconds to 2 minutes. now i figured the brownie would just be super soft and hot like it always is when microwaved for a long time. so as soon as i opened the door the smell of burnt chocolate and smoke exited the little space the brownie occupied. so in my confusion on why it was on fire, i took it out and stared at it in a moment of stupidity letting the smell roam free. i discovered the cause being the chocolate syrup had gone back into its natural state times 10 and was now a bubbling mass of lava on top of the brownie. thinking too fast i took a water bottle and poured some on top of it thinking it would cool down and stop the smoke which made it even worse as it was like putting water on top of hot oil. i finally gave up and flung it in the trash but it was already too late as the smell and smoke started to spread throughout the house and now the fire alarms are going off and i woke up everyone in the house at 4 in the morning.

 

edit: i forgot to mention that after i gave up on the brownie i tried to taste the part that wasn't burning anyways so i burnt my fingers my tongue and it was gross.

update: my grandma who happens to be staying over today fell over a box we packed thinking someone had broken into the house and my dog is freaking out thinking it's thundering outside so she's slobbering all on the floor.

update 2: the alarms stopped a while ago, but the smell is still strong i sprayed lysol it didn't work so i took the brownie from the trash which is still really hot and shoved it into a little bag to see if that contains the smell. my grandma is also pissed.
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i tried to microwave a brownie, ended up burning it.


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Text: obligatory happened a while ago... i am ex british military, 845 squadron, commando helicopter force to be precise. when i left the military civilian life didn't agree with me so i went into close protection specialising in hostile environment and anti terrorism. working primarily in the middle east, after one long deployment we were coming home through sri lanka. unlike the british who everyone knows we just love to queue and play by the rules, people in that part of the world don't share the same ideals.

so me and my team are queuing to go through security and a sri lankan guy tried to push in smashing my trolley out of the way, i say "ow pal, get to the back of the queue!" he then looks annoyed but ultimately does as i ask. we next get through security and get to passport control, again the same issue! i politely remind the men that there is a queue system and point to the back, they join the back of the queue whilst giving me the evils.

then my finest moment, bare in mind i have been deployed for two months away from home and fed next to nothing and lived in horrendous conditions, i'm tired and hungry, desperate to get home and fed up of the lack of respect for other people displayed in this part of the world. we are queueing for the plane now and a guy pushes past us followed by about ten kids going to the front of the queue... i lose my rag "ow pal! (he turns around and looks at me) yeah you! there's a queue here get to the back of it for gods sake!" 

the the children all turn round, they are all wearing sunglasses... strange? then i notice them all with white sticks... oh dear... he was escorting ten blind children onto the plane and given priority. i immediately apologise and proceed to ensure roughly ten hours of piss taking and impressions and recounting of the tale in various ways all more embellished than the last to make it funnier by my team (as is per military tradition) the air hostesses who we normally end up getting friendly (in more ways than one) with wouldn't even talk to me or give me any refreshments. and to top it off i will probably burn in hell...

 

edit - holy shit this blew up, just like to say thanks to naz at the kebab stand! without you my saturdays would be meaningless, struggling to reply to a lot of the comments as i'm boring now with kids and chores but thank you for the kind comments i really appreciate it i hope you all have a lovely day

edit 2 - i also don't feel bad about this just wanted to tell a funny story... prob not all that funny if you weren't there and if that's the case my apologies for wasting your day lol

edit 3 - if you're anti military or just want to comment some bullshit propaganda you read in a magazine that all military lads/lasses are scum please do it elsewhere. i have limited tolerance and don't want to waste it on internet trolls today
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got sick of people pushing in a queue and by the third time i told someone off for it realised he was escorting blind kids to the from of the queue


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Text: some information on me: i am the daughter of an important teacher in my school so i don't like playing truant in fear of getting in trouble with my mum, who's rather strict. i love school and i love studying so i'm a bit of a nerd i guess.

anyway this happened today. it's thursday, so it's our longest school day, until 3 pm. we were supposed to get out at 2 pm as my english teacher ditched us, but my classmates got the 'wonderful' idea of leaving at 1pm without telling anyone. so they decide that the everyone must skip so we won't get in trouble if anyone remains behind (??? what sort of logic is that).

i bluntly refuse. last time i skipped my classes my mum grounded me for a month and i don't want to repeat it as weekend is approaching and i want to hang out. my classmates get angry. one of them has the audacity to call me selfish and telling me to 'take it for the team' and leave with everyone else at 1 pm. i stand my ground. i can hear them insulting me.

it's 1 pm. everyone leaves and i'm the only one that didn't leave. teacher comes in, looks confused, ask me where everyone is and i tell her everyone left (at this point i'm very pissed off that my classmates wanted me to get grounded just for "the team") and the teacher storms off to the principal's and calls me as well. i am waiting outside the principal's office and i can hear yelling. a lot of it.

i don't know what's going to happen to my classmates and frankly i don't care. i should expect bullying over the following weeks, i suppose.
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possibly made my entire class hate me for being a responsible student.


