In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.

Q: Text: **sunday 23:00 >** head over to /r/animesuggest and saw a guy talking about how good this anime was. think to myself "i guess one or two episodes won't hurt".

**monday 01:00 >** "wow, this is really good, but i need to wake up 06:00 so i'm gonna sleep now. but i'm just gonna keep this playing"

**monday 02:00 >** "what the fuck, i'm so fucked tomorrow"

**monday 04:00 >** ... ~15th. episode...

**monday 05:00 >** "fuck this, there is no use sleeping now"

**monday 12:00 (now) at work >** i'm in a parallel world and in a delusional state. i'm so dumb.

A: TIFU by pulling an all-nighter watching Mirai Nikki
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Q: Text: sadly, this tifu did not happen today.  it actually happened when i was in 7th grade in middle school.  i'm now a junior in college; however, i still remember it like it happened today.  

a few background details before i get into the story.  i was in a very military-oriented scout troop.  our adult leaders were originally in the marines and the army, so doing stupid things always led to severe consequences.  simple punishments, however, were dealt with through doing push-ups, which i hated because i was on the heavy side during middle school.  i couldn't do more than 5 without getting tired.  now for the story.

i was very good friends with a kid in my scout troop.  we'll call him "bill".  bill and i always messed around and did stupid things to get attention.  on halloween, we would always go and dump entire bowls of candy into our trick-or-treating bags.  we'd also tee-pee houses along with a list of other dumb things.  we did a lot of stupid stuff on other occasions, but i won't get into that.

what we did on an orienteering trip to the uwharrie national forrest (unf is in north carolina for those wondering), however, was by far my biggest fuck-up.  

if you've ever been in boy scouts you'll know that everyone is split-up into small groups called "patrols".  bill and i were in separate patrols; however, our patrols were paired up together for the weekend.  we were navigating ourselves up the side of a mountain trying to find a point near the top that was hidden from view.  in order to find this point, we started at a random location and oriented a map with a compass.  basically, you'd try to find your way to the point once the map was oriented in the direction of travel.  (this is my best explanation of how orienteering works.)  during our quest to find the point, bill and i stumbled across an old red spray can that was lying on the ground near a campsite.  i decided to pick it up and test it.  to our surprise, it actually worked.  for the time being, i threw it in my backpack and we kept quiet.  i felt guilty about keeping it and, on our lunch break, i decided to confess to one of our scoutmasters that i had found it.  he and i agreed that i would throw it away in the next trashcan i came across.  (looking back, i probably should have just given it to him so this next part would have never occurred.)   

fast-forward 20 minutes later when we are orienting another point, bill decides he wants the spray can.  without thinking about what he'd do with it, i handed it to him.  now, bill wasn't that stupid of a kid.  he did some pretty stupid things during our friendship; however, what he did next was the last thing i ever expected him to do.  

"hey man, come see what i sprayed on this tree!"

at this point, i had walked a few yards ahead and was staring at my map.  i turned around and walked back down to the tree where bill was standing, a huge smile on his face as he proudly starred at his work of art.  my jaw dropped.  bill had literally sprayed, in huge red letters, "fuck bsa" on the side of the tree.  i didn't know what to do.  i started panicking, wondering what kind of hell our scoutmasters would rain down onto us.  all of our fellow scouts called us idiots and i knew one of them was going to snitch on us.  one of the older scouts ended up quietly telling a scoutmaster and they chewed us out later that night, leaving the worst for when we got home.   

fast-forward again to after the trip and my parents finding out from my scoutmasters that i had participated in helping spray "fuck bsa" on a tree.  this was when all hell broke loose.  my parents both let me have it right in front of my scoutmasters.  they ended up grounding me for a few months.  but that wasn't the worst part.  they decided to test me for adhd and add since i was making stupid choices in life, as well as getting poor grades in school.  next thing i knew, i was taking concerta every day and considered "boarder-line" adhd.  as for my punishment in the scout troop, i was only put on "probation" which basically meant i was watched closer than the others to make sure i didn't pull anything that dumb again.  i also had to stand in front of the entire troop that following monday night at our weekly meeting and apologize for embarrassing myself and the troop.  i'm sure they would have made me go and clean the tree off too; however, i think the rangers took care of that. bill, however, got the short-end of the stick.  he ended up getting kicked out of the troop since he was the one who actually sprayed the tree. after that, things between us were never the same.  we didn't even speak again until my freshman year of high school because my parents kept me from hanging out with him.  after a while, the scoutmasters ended up pretty much forgetting it ever happened and we all moved on.  i managed to get eagle scout my senior year of high school and it never came up again.

A: TIFU by spray painting "F**k BSA" on a tree during a Boy Scout trip.
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Q: Text: tifu (and by today i mean a while ago), by flunking out of university. i need to get this off my chest, i feel like crap, i don't know what i'm doing with my life or what i'm doing (not that i knew what i was doing before hand). fuck.

*throwaway is throwaway

A:
TIFU By Flunking University
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