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In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a short summary for this text. The summary must include a situation which caused humor. The summary should be one or two sentences long.
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Text: tifu when swapping sims between my new and "old" phones,

essentially both sims are nano sims but the older phone takes microsim, got the new phone unlocked so put my old sim in it.

put the sim from the new phone in the old one with the adaptor, network locked, removed it again as i needed to access the azure authenticator app and the phone wouldn't let me access anything with the wrong networks sim in (just stuck on the enter network unlock code screen)

so anyway pop the sim out, no problem.  get an unlock code off ebay for a couple quid, go to put the sim back in and the damn thing falls out of the adaptor as it's sliding in, try to fish the adaptor back out and get it caught on the contacts, used to much force and ripped the pins right off.

fortunately it's not like the desire 510 is a premium device but still i'd have preferred not to have wrecked it, thing was only about 3 months old.  

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desire 510, simcard fell out of the adaptor, broke the contact pins trying to get the adaptor back out.


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Text: so this happened earlier today. i live on the east coast of the us, and today we got hit by a surprise snowstorm. it was the big, wet snowflakes that stick to everything. i was meant to head to the next town over with my friend (joe) to play dungeons & dragons with a group of friends, so i figured i'd be smart and head up there a little early to avoid hazardous road conditions. mind you the snow was already coming down hard already, but it was nothing i hadn't driven in before and the roads were only just starting to accumulate at that point. 

so there we were, just getting off the on ramp to get on the highway leading to the next town over. i flipped on my windscreen wipers because the snow was starting to stick to the glass and melt making it impossible to see where i was going. 

my wipers were already in bad shape. the blades are worn out and the motors were really starting to struggle, but i figured 'eh, it'll be fine for one last ride.' 

my worst mistake of the day.

as soon as we get onto the highway the wipers cease to function. just lock up entirely with a series of clunks as the motors try desperately to move the blades but alas, it wasn't meant to be. i pulled over to the shoulder since i couldn't see anything and flipped on my hazards. we were stranded. cars were flying past us at sixty five miles an hour while we sat there hoping for a quick death when a semi inevitably hit a patch of ice and careened into my tiny cavalier. we sat there for maybe ten minutes trying to think of what to do until i called my father for help. i assumed he would just come pick us up and we'd get a tow truck to tow the car back to town. but no, that's not how my dad operates. 

instead what happens is he drives up and pulls over behind us, has me pop the hood, and busies himself trying to figure out what was wrong with the wipers. at this point the roads weren't too busy and visibility wasn't too bad so he flicked his hazards on and it wasnt much of a dangerous situation. 

eventually i jokingly suggest tying strings to each of the wipers and having joe and i pull them back and forth manually. of course, this was just a joke and not a serious suggestion, but my father decides it's worth a shot and the next thing i know i'm sitting in the drivers seat with one hand on the wheel and one holding the string and pulling the blades up while joe pulled them back down again and so on and so forth. to my amazement it actually worked at least well enough to drive, so we soldiered on. 

we had no choice but to keep going to the next town because that was pretty much the only way you could turn around so we figured it wouldn't be worth going back home at that point anyway. so the whole twenty minute drive there we're pulling these wiper blades back and forth in a desperate attempt to keep the windscreen clear of snow, and we were just barely able to make it work. 

with more rigorous exercise than either of us have gotten in the last year we eventually make it into town, much to our amazement. we had somehow managed to survive the drive through the snow and sludge with makeshift manual windscreen wipers. unfortunately all the pulling back and forth has probably ruined the motors and mechanisms entirely, so that's going to be fun to fix.

but hey, we made it to nerd night so it wasn't all bad right?
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i was too lazy to fix my windscreen wipers and my friend and i had to use screens to manually operate them in a snowstorm to get to our destination.


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Text: this actually happened today!

here's some background info: i work in a restaurant outside of the city limits, and i attend high school in town. it's a bit of a drive to get there... let the fu begin.

i was at work the day previous to the day previous of the fu (two days before the fu) and my boss asked me, "want to come in on wednesday?" (today) and i said, "sure." despite the fact that i had plans that day, and i knew it. i'm just afraid of disappointing my boss, and i had to find a way to cancel on him. i thought about it for two days. fast forward to the day of the fu. i'm just about to text him, "hey, super bogged down with homework today. won't be able to make it to work until friday" when i get a text from him, "just a reminder, the (name of restaurant) is in need of one [rhynofilms] tonight"
so i told him i'd be in at 5.
at 3, he texted me asking if i was still in town. for all intents and purposes, i was not. he needed me to pick up ground beef, but i said i would do that when i got to work. i get there, he gives me the business debit card, i take the highway into town. get the meat, and hop back on the highway. this highway, however, forks off into two highways. i was happily driving for 30 minutes before noticing that i didn't recognize any of the scenery around me. i was on the wrong highway for 30 minutes. as i continue driving, i read a sign that says, "now entering [city nowhere near mine]".
i'm now lost in an unfamiliar city, carrying raw meat and cucumbers, taking over an hour for a job that should take 30 minutes.  i placed a phone call to a navigator (my dad) and one to my boss (telling him that i took a wrong turn, and that i'd be there soon). i hopped back onto the highway, turned onto the correct one, and made it to work in record time. my boss, being the awesome guy that he is, asks me to explain myself in front of the new girl working there. i tell him, "well, good news. the weather in [that stupid city] is wonderful this time of year." he laughs, and pays for the gas that i burned, and for the hour that it took for me to get back. he says that the reason he paid me is because, "you were working. you were fucking up, but you were working." thus, leading me to post this here. i have the coolest boss in the world. that being said, because he was disappointed in me, i have to scrub the grease traps when i come in on friday.

edit: for clarification: yes, my boss was disappointed in me, but he didn't punish me monetarily. he has something else planned for me to make it up. i'll include the details when i'm not using a phone, but it is very unpleasant 

edit 2: added punishment for being an idiot
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i ran an errand for my boss, ended up in the wrong city. boss pays me anyway, but still embarrasses me in front of a new female co-worker. as punishment, i have to clean some real nasty grease traps


