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In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a short summary for this text. The summary must include a situation which caused humor. The summary should be one or two sentences long.
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Text: so, today i booted up my windows 10 pc as usual. seeing that the update from yesterday added the bash shell (for non-tech savvy, it's a command prompt for linux) so i figured i'd mess with it. fu#1 (no fallout from this one): i ran the fork bomb command, effectively locking up windows. fu#2 (with fallout, the one i'm trying to recover from) was to run "rm -rf / --no-preserve-root" (without quotes). to those who don't know, rm is remove, -r is recursive, and -f is forceful. / is the root folder, holding everything. so naturally, it'd wipe everything on all drives the os can read+write from. figuring it'd only brick bash, i ran it. lo and behold, by desktop got wiped, discord puked errors, and ms edge wouldn't even start. as a matter of fact, chrome locks up, the start menu doesn't open, and it's a minefield. realizing i'm doomed, i boot up my windows 10 cd and check my d drive (all personal files) to see they're all gone. sad day for me. fortunately, i'm currently recovering and a reinstall only took 3 to 5 minutes at most.
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don't run deadly commands as admin, especially if you don't know the repercussions.


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Text: backstory: it was a series of meetings between two teams in a project at my company. i was a member of one of the teams. i usually create all the meetings for the project it's one of my responsibilities for the project. anyway i create the meeting and we talked about who needs to be at the meetings and i was not required it was optional for me. i didn't care the guy was required was more experienced so i didn't take it personally.

fuckup: so we were suppose to have our first meeting but a key member was out so they decided to postpone meeting till next day so i once again had to create meeting but this time since it would be one off postpone they told me to come next day. like most places we split project into mini-parts. the discussion at the meeting was regarding something i was not even working on, but they wanted to include me for some reason in case i need to reschedule again. we get to the meeting i have my laptop and no one else does. everyone is now looking at me to lead the meeting. even though i'm not working on that bit of the project i knew enough to lead meeting.  my manager is in this meeting and my manager never attends any of my meeting cause my manager is looking over a few projects and a big project came up which my manager is putting full effort into which is fair. so i start the meeting with what we are suppose to talk about and a project member from the other team who arrived a few minutes late said something totally off topic. then the next thing i know he is talking to me as if i'm part of this assignment and then next thing i know my manager pulls me to the side gives me a lecture on work ethic and about my role in the assignment which i'm not even a part of and i'm sitting here like wtf just happened. how did a meeting i'm not related to end up with me being blamed for something i'm not even a part of.  i usually focus on every single detail and if needed will work till 7(usually everyone is out by 5.30) just to make sure everything i did is accounted for and is done right. i'm seriously on the verge of quitting. i'm actively looking for jobs but a company event is coming up which is great for networking so i'm kind of stuck till then. once the event is over. good bye. i'll go back to school to do my masters if i need too(i'm 24 single so not too many outside responsibilities)
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went to meeting not required to. ended up manager questioning my work ethic. contemplating quitting and potentially going back to school


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Text: so i'm kinda new here and like most of fuck ups, this one occured many years ago when i was a 5 year old kid (now 24).

so as i remember, it went something like this... it was a sunday and i shared my room with a 6 year older brother who has a phd in robotics at the moment, not relevant, but still, i'm proud of him, don't judge! so back to the story, we had these 3 little turtles, and it was a time we had to change their water, because their tank reaked of smell like really bad as i recall. it was my first time he allowed me to actually hold one of the turtles, and don't get me wrong, i'm an animal lover, wouldn't harm any of them on purpose.

but... i was a little kid and didn't quite know my the lenghth of my strength and was afraid i would drop the little turtle on the floor... so he handed me one of the turtles, named michelangelo, and i squized it to hard and turtle instantly died... like i, as a 5 year old, thought turtles are like teenage mutant ninja turtles, and can kick your arse anytime, boy i was wrong... little turtle was crushed. from then on i wasn't allowed to hold it for a few years. i wouldn't even want to, since i was horrified over and over by thoughts of killing it again.

 

not a native speaker
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had a turtle.squized it to hard.killed it


