Teacher:In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a short summary for this text. The summary must include a situation which caused humor. The summary should be one or two sentences long.
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~~not sure if this is nsfw or not, so tagging it - let me know in the comments.~~

tifu by not letting one of my students use the restroom. 

some background: 

let's call my student josh. i am a high school teacher and i just potentially ruined josh's life. josh is what you would call a "cool kid" - he's popular and has a lot of friends. he always asks to leave to go to the restroom. i personally think he just sits in there on his phone. this time, i didn't let him go.

boy did i make a bad decision. just a few minutes later, i heard someone rip the loudest fart i have *ever* heard. everyone (about 30 kids) in the classroom started laughing.

but that isn't even the worst part. then, there was the smell. the smell flooded the room instantly after that sound. seriously, i almost puked. i was still trying to register what happened because it happened so quickly.

but that isn't even the worst part. his face was beet-red of embarrassment. he stood up and left the room. the way he walked out - you could just tell what had happened. he had shit the hell out of himself. by this time, everyone was silent, with occasional giggles. not sure what he ate for lunch today. hopefully i don't receive a call from his parents.



 

**tl;dr 2.0: let students use the restroom.**

edit: yes, i get it, i am a "dick".

edit 2: no longer updating/replying; causing too many problems.
Student:
didn't let a "cool" high school student use the restroom, he ripped a massive fart, shit the hell out of himself, and walked out of the classroom in embarrassment.**