In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a short summary for this text. The summary must include a situation which caused humor. The summary should be one or two sentences long.

Example Input: Text: i love singing. i used sing at least once a week but i don't sing as regularly anymore. but on an odd evening earlier this monday i decided to sing. recently got into imagine dragons and it's amazing to sing their songs - but i digress..


after singing for a good half an hour i feel my throat getting sore. oops i overdid it again. then i thought nothing of it and went to bed. 


the next morning i woke up with a bloody headache with a bloody sore throat. i'm shivering when in the middle of summer riding on my way to work. i couldn't focus on anything and knew i had a full-blown fever and decided to get back home at lunch.


in my desperation i gargled my mouth/throat 4-5 times a day with listerine to combat the germs. lo and behold the sore throat went away in a couple of days (the fever faded too) but then i ended up with dry mouth with mouth ulcers. oops.


yesterday was my day 3. my throat was definitely better, with no fever, but with dry mouth and ulcer. then i went to my friend's bday party because i was a good man. but i didn't get to eat dinner, so when i ended up at the party i stuffed myself with cake, popcorn and nachos. the freaking corn particle/nacho bits scratched my throat and now i got a sore throat again. not to mention i drank a bit..


 


much ragrets
Example Output: caught fever/sore throat from singing. then got dry mouth/mouth ulcer from using too much listerine to get rid of the sore throat. then got my throat scratched from eating nacho/popcorn at a friend's birthday party.

Example Input: Text: this happened two weeks ago while i was getting stuff for the store but that day we also cleaned out the warehouse of expired products. while i was putting expired stuff on the back of the pick up truck, we also put products that the store needs on the same pickup truck. after we dropped off the expired products at a garbage center we went back to the store to drop off the products the store needs. after two weeks our store realized they didn't find the essiac tonic dropped off at the store. we also took pictures of the trash being dropped off at the garbage center. we looked back at the trash thrown two weeks ago and right on top of the trash is a box of essiac tonic expiring on the year 2020.... i must of mistaken the box for expiring on 2010..... the box of essiac tonic is worth about 700$ or more in retail.....
Example Output: cleaning the warehouse out, accidentally throw out essiac tonic in the trash that has not expired yet.

Example Input: Text: this happened to me when i was in 5th or 6th grade. our classes recently had this new fad where we would create paper airplanes and see which design would be able to stay up in the air the longest. my best friend at that time (still is) at one point had his plane fly for over an entire minute, thanks to gusts of wind in the field outdoors. now that you know the back story to why we even used paper airplanes, this is where the real fuck up happened.

after school, everyday the school bus would drive me back home. it being a 1 hour drive (bus would stop at each individual house.. it sucks), us children would obviously try to entertain ourselves. being the smartass i was, i decided to make an entire fleet of paper airplanes before we left and once we drove off we would launch these planes out of the bus window. now, i wasn't the only one doing this but it got so bad, to the point that around 5 of us began doing this everyday. we would try to aim at cars, houses, anything really. 

it was one day where i truly realized the fear a 12 year old could experience. after school, we all took our seats on the bus. i had prepared my stash of planes and began aiming. mind you, that at the time... the bus driver never gave a living shit about what we did, since he was russian. i don't actually know if he ever noticed, but i just wanted to clear this misconception as to why no one protested. anyways, i take aim and i ever so gently release the majestic bird. it exits the window and it soars perfectly inside a trucks window. the bus was also driving at the time, so it was really surprising. no one has ever done this, and we... being the fuckers we were, started laughing our asses of. but it was at that moment, when i noticed that the truck began trailing behind us. i shit you not, the back of the bus turned silent and as we approached a red light the truck turns to the right side (where the bus door is), and stops. the doors swings open, and a fat burly man comes out. this guy leaves his car in the middle of the fucking road, in a busy street and he quickly comes up to the bus door. he signals to our russian bus driver to open the door. i was already shitting my pants, and he actually opens the goddamn door. the man, lets say he was around in his forties, comes up to the front seat and just stares at us like we are spawns of satan himself. now, my friends and i were a close group, so i knew they would back me up and not single me out. so this man begins screaming and talking about how stupid we are for throwing shit out of the bus. his final question though, boy did it freak us out: "who did this?" i was already preparing for my funeral, but by some luck no one said anything. at the last second before i felt that the man would give up, timmy. little timmy, that little kid who sat just a few seats in front us said that i did it. my eyes open up as the final words exit his little cuntbag mouth hole. i had nothing against him, in fact i was always nice to him, but it was at that moment that the man looked at me, eye to eye and said "don't do that again, otherwise i will call the police and they'll lock you up." words like that were terrifying for a child and i instantly shrivelled up. the man exits the bus, and the bus driver just laughs, my friends start laughing too and i went home.

coming to school the very next day, i see no more blank papers around in the classroom or any other room in fact. it was at that day that i banned the use of blank papers for unsupervised students in my school.

although this also kind off separate from this story. my friend once threw a paper airplane as the bus was turning into a street. of course, the moment he throws it, there was a police car with officers standing by it. i don't think it ever hit them, but i remember the police officers turning their heads towards the bus. we thought they would pursue us, but it never happened. thank god we don't live in the gta universe.




 

i look back at this story and realize how much of a dick i was, because it could've actually hurt someone. after that day, i learned to think about others and i hope others would also realize that it's all fun and games until you mess up bad, real bad.
Example Output:
threw a paper airplane inside a truck's window. the driver gets inside the bus and scolds me. the next day i learn that i can't use blank papers anymore. no punishment surprisingly.**

