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An example of an negative review: Man. This was our second try at this location, the first being The day after St. Patrick's this year. Our son goes to school out here and we have been trying to enjoy local flavor, but this place just doesn't do it for me. I had the pittsburger last time and thought all I could taste was cole slaw, which, while good, didn't allow for any other flavors. Thought we would try again today and had a disappointing visit. To start, We specifically went during a steelers game, as as expected, the place was packed. This was what we wanted, locals!! But sadly, it became very apparent that this location couldn't handle the capacity. The women's toilet overflowed and the bathroom floor was wet, the men's bathroom stunk.  The music was too loud to hear the game, our server was friendly enough but she was swamped and we could tell. We were probably there 2 hours and by the time she realized we needed a second beer, we were 10 minutes from being handed the check. The food was hit and miss. Our chili cheese fries came fast and were disgustingly awesome, but that was the highlight. We waited a half hour for our main meals - pittsburger (son says was great), cheeseburger (husband unimpressed and fries were cold) buffalo chicken burger (they forgot the bleu cheese and the buffalo sauce is sweet!?) a kids cheeseburger that didn't get finished (although she raved about the Dole cup of peaches that she said were "so Fresh!!"... She's 6) and my buffalo wing salad... Eh. Iceberg lettuce, a handful of tomatoes, onions, cucumber... Very basic. Not in love with the sweet buffalo chicken. I mean, just not anything to write home about. Inadequate staffing on game day, gross bathrooms, sub par food, it only gets two stars for the chili fries and the pittsburger. Going elsewhere next time we are in town.

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An example of an positive review: We decided to visit Kebabish after a bunch of guys from my office had a team night - and mentioned it as a bit of a meat-fest.  Wow!  The first thing is the smell - grilling meats .... Mmmmmmm!  From its quite trendy decor to the very attentive staff it was super all round. I had the sheek kebab to start - 2 large, flavoursome and piping hot pieces of yumminess, and Husband had malai boti chicken - which was a lot of meat for a starter. Our waiter was very knowledgeable, as I had queried what was the hotter of two main dishes, and he suggested I order the North Indian Chilli Garlic lamb with great flavours but get it vindaloo hot. Husband had Lamb Jhalfrezi which was succulent and rich - he mentioned how tender the meat was. There's a mixed grill which sounds amazing (the boys at work had it) which is a huge pot of chops, steaks and other carnivorous delights.  Even better: it's a BYO with a Co-Op next door so three bottles of San Miguel for \u00a36 was all we splashed for drinks. Service was brisk but not rushed and you see the chefs behind glass. Highly recommended hence 5*.

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An example of an negative review: This place has gone way downhill.  When it first opened it was pretty good. But now, it's terrible.  The service is not good. The food is overpriced and not very good.  I have had better chicken marsala at non-Italian places.   They can't get the orders correct and the drinks are watered down and the bar tender is not pleasant.  Won't be back.

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An example of an negative review: If it's possible, Koi should receive zero star for their rating.  The reason the BF and I along with the friends came here was because Planet Hollywood gave us a dinner credit here for being hotel guests.  The ambiance was nice for being Vegas and the service wasn't too shabby, but the food was seriously lacking for the amount we spent.  The 6 of us spent over $100 each including the dinner credit we received.  If i knew the less than yummy meal would cost this much, I would have gotten the spa credit instead.  We ordered the kobe beef roll and it was quite disappointing.  I don't think it was real kobe or wagu beef at all.  It wasn't tender and didn't have the melt in your mouth effect.  Their special crispy tuna was not crispy at all.  Sweet shrimp was more like baby sweet shrimp.  It's half the size of what we can get back home and at least 3 times cheaper.  They don't prepare the heads fried either.  Not to mention the $12 for 3 little cubes of adashi tofu.  The ice cubes in my ice water were bigger than the size of the tofu.  The rainbow roll was just like home if you go to any Korean owned Japanese sushi places but again 3 times more expensive at Koi.  They are very skimpy on the uni and small portions.  As a matter affect, everything here is tiny little portions designed for babies that cost at least $30 a pop.  By all means, if you have the money to blow, then I guess you can come eat here but the food isn't orgasmic.