Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: Just like Yelp says, I have experienced better.  I came here late night with a friend after getting our ears pierced. Wasn't completely empty, but the staff had already begun closing up shop for the night. We were seated immediately. The waiter pretty much told us that we needed to order within the next five minutes or else the kitchen wouldn't prepare our food for us. We were there 45 minutes before the closing time.   Their rolls menu is a bit confusing, because it has one side with the prices for about 50 different rolls, and on the back there is a description for only about half of them. We ordered four of the rolls that were described on the back. Ended up going with the Las Vegas roll, Shrimp Tempura roll, Caterpillar roll and Spicy Tuna roll and miso soup to start.   The miso soup was very below average. It had a fishy taste, which was awkward and didn't smell pleasant. On the upside, it was steamy hot. The rolls came out about 15 minutes later and to be honest, I was not impressed at all.   The Las Vegas roll was smothered in some sort of sweet orange colored sauce which was very unappetizing on top of a cream cheese, avocado, and smoked tuna deep-fried contraption. The spicy tuna roll was not cold- rather lukewarm- and was not spicy at all. The caterpillar roll was actually pretty decent, but had more avocado on top than was necessary and not enough fish inside. The tempura roll was the best out of all of them- which says a lot about the quality of their food. The tempura around the shrimp was a little soggy, and this roll was also lukewarm which was very unappetizing.   The service was pretty bland, nothing special. Prices weren't bad either. We split the bill and paid about $20 bucks each, which isn't terrible for 4 rolls, 2 soups and 2 drinks.   Overall, I probably won't be back in the near future.   Pictures of the food are posted.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: Wow. I wish someone had stopped me from going here. It totally ruined my last day in Montreal.  The food... don't. buy. any. Bring your own. You will end up paying $11 for soggy/half cooked fries and only a handful of them. If this happens to you and you complain in English then you are invisible.   The lines are insane but that's to be expected. The issue was that the fast lane keeps going ahead at many rides without the staff letting us peasants from the normal line onto the ride - obviously this terrible system makes wait times extra long. We rode something like 8 rides all day. At Canada's Wonderland I ride them all and sometimes twice, no fast pass, my whole life. La Ronde has some serious organizational issues to tend to.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A:
A great place for pizza and beer.  Good happy hour prices.  A nice place to watch the game.