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An example of an negative review: My friend wanted to go out for her birthday so 10 of wound up at this place on 2/15/2014. The good: The view is amazing and if you get there early enough (730 ish) snagging a coveted cabana spot by the pool is no problem. It lacks any real table space, but it worked. The bad: Read the menu before coming, it's mostly vegan friendly fare. If you like real meat, there 3 items that have it. Luster burger, Turkey and Bacon flat and the turkey burger.  All of is was overpriced for what you got and it took literally forever. One of our friends lives in far Southeast Chandler (over 50 miles). He texted us he was leaving his house right after we ordered our appetizers. He arrived to our table before the food did. (almost an hour). Our drinks that had been ordered at the same time had arrived moments before. At this point in time the place was not that busy, most of the patio tables were vacant, half the pool area was as well and there appeared to be 2 servers, a dark haired girl and a blonde. We had the dark haired girl and clearly we were not a priority. Eventually the blonde took our secondary drink orders and seemed way pissed off having to cover for the other girl (not that we blame her). The drinks were OK, but nothing to write home about. This place has a ton of potential but until I read the service has improved I won't be returning.  Go down the stairs to the Tilted Kilt, no views, but the service and food is much better.

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An example of an negative review: Went there today for breakfast after a meeting with my wife.  Really not a fan of this location to begin with, but sometimes we think it may be better than Ihop.  The items on the buffet did not appear to be fresh, and as usual the establishment had a dingy, unclean feel to it.  The waitress was never around I think we got 1 total refill between my wife and I.  Maybe this place would be better for dinner, but we have only had breakfast there.   One would think that it is difficult to mess up breakfast.

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An example of an negative review: Crap.  Poop. Turd. Fecal matter. Feces. Stool. Thai Rama. Above are all the synonyms I know for the term "shit".

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An example of an positive review: Thank you Yelp for helping me find a super great fantastic dog groomer.  OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK! http://www.petiquettepetgrooming.com/  I was surprised to find a dog groomer open on Sunday and Mondays.  I made an appointment the day before for 11AM and my dog was done by 2PM.  My biggest pet peeve about some dog groomers is that they make you drop your dog off super early or they keep your dog for 4 hours or more.  But this place had great turnaround time and my dog got a very good haircut.   I will definitely take my dog here again.