In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a short summary for this text. The summary must include a situation which caused humor. The summary should be one or two sentences long.
Example: Text: quick backstory: i am a duel enrollment student (still in high school but goes to college full-time) and don't have my license so i bike home. 

now let's get to the fuck up. i was riding down the sidewalk and up ahead was a golf cart blocking the way. the man who was using kindly moved it out of my so i could get past. as i go by, i give him the nod and say "thank you" just to be courteous.  well he didn't really give me that much space so as i was saying thank you, my goes into the grass and i quickly try to readjust, resulting in my tire hitting the side of the sidewalk and me falling off my bike. i looked like a complete dumbass and just laughed to myself and kept riding.  luckily, i don't take myself too seriously, so i wasn't that embarrassed.
Example solution: said thank you, fell off my bike.
Example explanation: This summary is appropriate for the given text post because the focus of this post is about a humorous situation caused by "thanking someone and later falling off from the bike".

Problem: Text: this happened almost exactly a year ago.  around 10:30 at night i was outside on my patio reading.  i decided to take a break for a minute to use the bathroom.  i put out my cigarette and, as i got up, decided to empty my ashtray on the same trip.

i walk inside and discover that the trash is pretty full.  i don't want to take a trip to the dumpster right this second, but i also don't want these ashes to spill over onto the floor.  there are a couple of boxes by the door waiting to go out in the morning anyway, so i decide to just dump it in there.  i go to the bathroom, do my thing, and then i go back out to continue reading.

about twenty minutes go by.  the book i'm reading references a lil wayne video where he's got drank in a styrofoam cup with rip dj screw on it.  i didn't remember ever having seen this video, so i put my headphones in and watch  it.  i'm struck by two things..  first, by how awful and unremarkable the video was.  and second (because it featured eminem) how, despite his undeniable talent and, one would expect, coolness, eminem looks and acts like a fucking tool in most of the videos he's in.

that second thought led me down a rabbit hole of eminem-music-video-watching that culminated in playing his video for love the way you lie with rihanna.  this was unexceptional, except for what happened next..

i start hearing a loud, digital beeping sound..  there are a lot of sounds in my neighborhood.  fireworks, helicopters, sirens, babies, dogs..  and i've learned to tune most of them out.  but after a minute, this thing is incessantly annoying.  i'm not the least bit alarmed, but i decide to pause the video i'm watching where eminem and rihanna are standing in front of a burning house to see "which asshole is making all this noise".

i pull out my headphones and look around.  it's definitely close by..  a neighbor? i look around over the balcony, and then look inside my house.  goddamn, my windows are dirty.  i haven't noticed this before..  the tops of the windows look all smudged and hazy.   ....    .......   um

so, i don't know if you've had the pleasure of walking into your home and seeing an uncontained fire nearly as tall as you are blazing in the corner..  but it takes your mind to a bunch of places, all at once.  it was almost like there was a really responsible person inside my head who just woke up out of a dead sleep and saw what was happening and started shouting "emergency.  travis..  travis!  emergency!!!  dude, emergency!!"

this was about the same time i learned that my smoke detector talks, too.  "beep beep beep, fire! fire!, carbon monoxide detected!, fire! fire!, beep beep beep!"

holyshitfuckballs was my new mantra for the next minute or two as i grabbed a pan out of the cabinet and started running back and forth between my sink and the hallway and throwing water on the fire.  i knocked down the flames and opened my front door..  where i was met by, what i'm just going to call, "the egyptian guy from downstair" with an unbuttoned dress shirt and a towel wrapped around his waist.  he was obviously concerned with the amount of smoke pouring out from the top of my door.  i was nearly apoplectic at this point.  the fire was basically out, but all i could really muster for him was "it's cool man.  everything's cool" with my hands up like i'm about to be arrested.

"but, fire!" he protested.
"no man, it's cool.  there's no fire."
"beep beep beep, fire! fire! fire!" my smoke detector was yelling about how there was evidence to the contrary
"smoke!" he pointed to my door again

ya, no shit man.  i left him and ran back inside.  the boxes were still smoldering and some embers were glowing around the edges.  i grabbed them and threw them in the shower, then went back to make sure there wasn't anything left burning.

i attempt to pull my smoke alarm out of the wall.  it doesn't work.  i jam at a button who's function seems to be designed to silence the alarm for about five seconds, but only if you push it about 1,100 times.

i accept that the alarm is just going to be a part of my life right now.

outside, the egyptian man from downstairs has been joined by his wife.  i really don't know what he wants from me at this point.  another neighbor pokes his head out and now i feel obligated to make a public announcement about what i've almost done to all of our homes.  i step up to the railing and clear my throat and feel like i've just run a marathon where at the finish line you have to attend a press conference.

"everything's cool guys.  there was a thing..  um.  cardboard kinda caught on fire for a second.  i'm airing out the smoke.  the alarm should go off in a minute..

.....i'm sorry everyone.  i'm sorry."

just then, the alarm stopped and everyone seemed mostly satisfied, if not a little sketched.

thank god for wood floors and smoke alarms.  i can't imagine what might have happened if i did that right before bed, or if i had left the house.

Solution: got distracted watching music videos.  dumped ashtray in stack of empty boxes.  almost burned down the complex.