Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a short summary for this text. The summary must include a situation which caused humor. The summary should be one or two sentences long.
Input: Text: of course, not a today fuck-up, but still i am facepalming myself on how much of a dumbass i can be.

so two weeks ago , i went over to my grandma's house (i moved to my dad) to get some clothes i have left behind. they were a few tuxedos and some shirts that you wear with those. there were some white shirts and a tux with some thin white stripes and a plain black one (have no idea why i didn't throw it away.).

after that i packed them in a bag and i told my grandma to give me a jar of jam, since i really loved it and it was sour cherry, my favourite. after i pack the clothes in my bag, i put the jar at the bottom, right in the edge.

everything goes fine, i leave and as i am almost near my house, on foot, i accidentally slam the bag on the upper edge of the sidewalk. i thought, hey, nothing seems to be wrong. the bag was a bit long.

but then i realized i heard the sound of glass shattering. shit, shit!! i hoped the bag was waterproof (it was some kind of fiber), which it was, none of the bloody coloured jam went through it. still, i held my hand there, like a man that's been fucking shot in the neck, praying blood doesn't get out.

thank god i was close to my house. i rush in, hand full apparently just, of blood (actually jam), and throw everything in the damn bathtub.

and actually holy fuck. every goddamn white shirt had absorbed the dark shit coloured jam in it. all of my favourite white shirts are stained with cherry blood. damn!

i desperately try to wash them as fast as i can in scalding friggin hot water and i tried everything to get the stains as big as the shirts out. jesus christ. and the tuxedos and jackets. all of them full of jam goodness which should have ended on my bread and not on the goddamn expensive clothes. fuck.

the black jackets are fine, apparently no stains, but i had to throw away my white shirts in the garbage, while still wet. what a waste... after that, i have to iron the tuxedos too. shit. can this get worse?
Output:
my white shirts are full of fruit blood because i am a retard.