In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a short summary for this text. The summary must include a situation which caused humor. The summary should be one or two sentences long.
Example: Text: quick backstory: i am a duel enrollment student (still in high school but goes to college full-time) and don't have my license so i bike home. 

now let's get to the fuck up. i was riding down the sidewalk and up ahead was a golf cart blocking the way. the man who was using kindly moved it out of my so i could get past. as i go by, i give him the nod and say "thank you" just to be courteous.  well he didn't really give me that much space so as i was saying thank you, my goes into the grass and i quickly try to readjust, resulting in my tire hitting the side of the sidewalk and me falling off my bike. i looked like a complete dumbass and just laughed to myself and kept riding.  luckily, i don't take myself too seriously, so i wasn't that embarrassed.
Example solution: said thank you, fell off my bike.
Example explanation: This summary is appropriate for the given text post because the focus of this post is about a humorous situation caused by "thanking someone and later falling off from the bike".

Problem: Text: yesterday i fuckin fucked up. throwaway, not today, whatever, i wont beat around the bush here it is.

so yesterday morning i was studying for my stats midterm that was later in the afternoon. feeling relatively good about it considering we were allowed one cheat sheet to bring with us. that is, one side of a standard-sized blank piece of paper we could write whatever we want on it (formulas/examples etc..) and have it with us during the exam.

i have a few hours to go before showtime so i decide to relieve some stress and rub one out. let's detour for a sec. i guess it's my understanding a lot of people use tissues or tp to clean up their mess but that doesn't really suffice for me so normally i'll grab a piece of paper or two from beside my computer as i'm about to climax, use it as a landing pad and then crinkle it up and toss it out.

suspense is over you can guess what happens from here.
all's good and well, about to finish so i reach to grab a piece of paper from beside me (i have kind of an l-shaped desk), clearly giving this little to no thought, rest it on my chest area and finish the job.

i look down and immediately i fucking realize i just came all over my formula sheet. i fucking stared at it for honestly 5 minutes in disbelief that i could do something so dumb. in my panic i send my gf a picture of the disaster, i don't know why, hoping she has some magical jizz-be-gone spray apparently. she doesn't.

when my head clears i make the decision to just quickly copy everything i could from this sheet onto a new one, only getting maybe half way through it before i run out of time and have to leave. exam goes poorly, could've definitely used the info from the other half of my original cheat sheet, that was instead sitting in a garbage can in my room covered in jizz. jesus.

 

quick edit for any comment along the lines of just wipe it off/photocopy it/print a picture of it: maybe could've gotten away with trying to clean it. i didn't give it that much thought, figured the easiest route was to quickly copy it over. the university has super strict rules for whats acceptable on these formula sheets. might not have even been allowed to have it if there was obviously visible residue all over it. rules state it has to be hand written in pencil, on paper of certain dimensions, nothing typed/printed/copied or anything electronically generated.

Solution: finish fine tuning a cheat sheet a few hours prior to an exam, decide to rub one out, jizz all over said cheat sheet rendering it more or less unusable.