Detailed Instructions: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a short summary for this text. The summary must include a situation which caused humor. The summary should be one or two sentences long.
Problem:Text: i'm writing this because i just got through being written up at work. i read [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2w1k6z/tifu_by_giving_my_bf_the_grapefruit_blowjob_for/) earlier in regards to a grapefruit blowjob.
needless to say, i work in it so i spend most of my time browsing reddit and finding ways to do just enough to get by without showing up on the radar by meeting my quotas and the reports are done on time.

anywho along comes this thread, and i click the link not knowing what to expect. i start to read the op, then i start wondering, why would anyone put citrus anywhere near their gens?

i scroll down and start reading the replies and comments, and someone links the original video. that's when it started going downhill.

i'm watching the video on my 2nd monitor, angled down so no one else can see it, when they get right about the point where she instructs the viewer to "get the man hard" - out comes the dildo and i thought it would have been left at that.

but no. no, it wasn't. into the mouth goes the dildo, and for a lack of better terms, what sounds like a garbage disposal unit.
i start laughing. i hit pause, cover my mouth and laugh for about 2 minutes. i had a legitimate guffaw and put my head down on the desk. i rewound it. i pressed play again, and lost it.

i'm sitting pretty far on my desk so i'm now leaning forward, pounding on my desk and laughing so hard tears are coming out of my eyes. aaaaand then it happened.

my chair started to roll back and my ass slipped off the front of the chair. the chair shot back across my cube and slammed into the wall. as i was falling, i tried to grab anything i could to try not to hit the ground, so of course, i grab the god damned monitor arm. this caused the 2nd monitor to swivel almost 180 degrees and face the aisle.

that didn't stop my fall, so down my ass goes to the ground. as my ass bounced off the ground, a loud fart comes out. but wait, there's more. the usb ear phones i use pop out of the side of the docking station, and now the sound is coming on full blast. naturally, a video on how to jack off someone with a grapefruit and the tornato-of-knives dick sucking sound are now at near full volume. monitor facing the aisle, and a loud bang from the chair hitting the radiator.

earlier in the day, i had a bowl of chili and a fiber one bar, which caused a not-so-pleasant feeling in my pants. i wasn't sure if it was just a fart. but for now, there were more pressing issues.

as i try to regain composure, 2 people ran up, and now are presented with a full shot of the video (somehow in full screen) and one of the two women there just had their jaw open. the other just looked disappointed.

i got up, and tried to get the computer to mute, but the keyboard had also come out, and i had to open the laptop lid. naturally, i had to wait for the laptop to switch back to it's mobile settings before the volume buttons kicked in. so it was quite the audible show.

"you have got to be kidding me" i heard the guy 2 cubes down say as he slammed his phone down. "great, i was on a conference call."

the phone rings, it's hr, and i have to go down to review the employee policy and rules.

i had to sign some papers, and they typed out a formal write-up for my misbehavior. 15 minutes later i run to the bathroom and lucky for me, it didn't require a change of shorts.

i just got back to my desk... fixed the monitor arms, fixed the mess and wrote this article.
about half way through i got a message from my boss: "not good."
Solution:
watched the grapefruit blowjob video at work after browsing the tifu thread, fell off my chair whilst laughing, hit the ground, farted and scared some employees who ran over just in time to see the video full-screen with audio at my desk.