In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a short summary for this text. The summary must include a situation which caused humor. The summary should be one or two sentences long.
One example: Text: quick backstory: i am a duel enrollment student (still in high school but goes to college full-time) and don't have my license so i bike home. 

now let's get to the fuck up. i was riding down the sidewalk and up ahead was a golf cart blocking the way. the man who was using kindly moved it out of my so i could get past. as i go by, i give him the nod and say "thank you" just to be courteous.  well he didn't really give me that much space so as i was saying thank you, my goes into the grass and i quickly try to readjust, resulting in my tire hitting the side of the sidewalk and me falling off my bike. i looked like a complete dumbass and just laughed to myself and kept riding.  luckily, i don't take myself too seriously, so i wasn't that embarrassed.
Solution is here: said thank you, fell off my bike.
Explanation: This summary is appropriate for the given text post because the focus of this post is about a humorous situation caused by "thanking someone and later falling off from the bike".

Now, solve this: Text: this fuck up happened about 2 weeks ago, on a day like any other. i should start by saying that i'm a college student and i'm currently living on campus in the dorms. at my dorm, there are two people to each room, and for every two rooms, there is one bathroom. basically there is one bathroom that is shared between four people. it all started on a monday night. i didn't have class until 12:30pm the next day, so i was up pretty late (i usually wake up at around 11:50pm and go straight to class). it was about 5:00am when i decided to go to sleep, so i turned off my computer and went to take my pre-sleep piss. it was at this point that i hear one of my suitemates (the people we share a bathroom with) start up the shower. it was already pretty late and i really didn't feel like waiting around for them to finish, so i just figured i'd stave it off by going to sleep, and then go when i woke up. this is where my mistake was made. i think i underestimated exactly how full my bladder was. by the time morning came (if you can call noon morning) i hopped out of bed and was instantly hit with an intense urge to pee. i rush over to the bathroom, only to find that someone is already using it. now i started to panic a little. i begin pacing back and forth, almost hopping, in an attempt to hold it in. i'm praying that they come out soon. then i realized that it was definitely too intense for me to be able to hold in, no matter how hard i tried. i was about to break, so i did the only thing i could think of at the moment, which was to pull out my skin flute and hold it in with brute force. now there was no turning back, i had already let go of my bladder and the only thing holding it in was my fist, clenched tightly around my tinkle tool. i had to think of something fast, so i waddled toward the trash, dick in hand, looking for something that i could transfer my liquid into. i grabbed the first thing i saw, a cup from one of the nearby eateries, and proceeded to loosen my grip. sadly, it didn't go as smoothly as i had hoped. since i was gripping it so tightly, when i began to let go it was the opposite of a solid stream. i quickly adjusted my aim, but not after getting pee on the wall, the floor, my shoes, and the trashcan. at this point all i could do was let out a big sigh and start cleaning up. after i finished cleaning up, i still had a cup full of pee left to take care of, but i was nearly out of time since my class was starting soon. the bathroom was still occupied and i was out of time, so i took the cup, put a lid on it, and put it in my bottom drawer which was mostly empty (i couldn't risk my roommate seeing it, for my pride's sake). i carefully closed the drawer and made the shameful walk to class. all i can say is thank god my roommate wasn't home.
Solution:
waited overnight to go to the bathroom, ended up peeing in a cup and saving it for later