In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.

Ex Input:
Text: this happened a few years back in 2011. usually i leave the door open so he can walk in and out as he pleases. except this one night before i went to sleep i shut the door. went to sleep as usual with my cat at the end of my bed. in the morning i was too tired to get up to listen to what my cat wanted fell back to sleep for an hour woke up to find my cat had shit and pissed at the end of my bed. i'm sorry buddy.

Ex Output:
TIFU by ignoring my cat in the morning


Ex Input:
Text: obligatory mention that this happened a few years ago.

i was working in a big chain store pet shop - at any one time we had about 100 hamsters, 40 rabbits, 40 guinea pigs, rats, gerbils, etc. - and had worked 11 days straight, many of which were 14 hour shifts.

at the end of the work day i was taking home a rabbit that needed to be syringe-fed to stop it dying. typically i forgot the syringe, and while the shop alarm timer was going i ran to the back, grabbed one from the cupboard, and tried to rinse it off.

the nearest sink was the one we used for cleaning out the animals, so it was permanently clogged with sawdust and hay and shit. on top of that the cold tap sometimes simply didn't run, even when turned up full.

so, i ran the tap, and nothing happened. tired and in a hurry, i left that tap and used a different sink before rushing out.

i spent the night nursing the rabbit and trying to make it not die.
in the morning i get a phone call at 5am telling me to get to work as quickly as possible. i pull up in a taxi and find water pouring out of the front doors.

inside, dead animals are floating down the aisles in several feet of water. hamsters have pooled in little clumps like spent teabags, while the corpses of rabbits and guinea pigs bumped around our ankles.

when i left the tap on there had been no water flowing. but shortly after i left it started gushing into the blocked sink and quickly flooded the entire shop.

at least 200 animals drowned. it caused thousands of pounds worth of damage.

i never confessed to my boss that it was my fault.

the only animal that survived was the sick rabbit i needed the syringe for in the first place.

Ex Output:
TIFU by accidentally flooding a pet shop


Ex Input:
Text: a couple of years ago i started wearing reading glasses because small fonts had become too blurry for me to decipher. the ones i use are the generic $10 x3.0 glasses you can buy at any wal-mart or wherever. and they do help a great deal.

prior to that the only kind of glasses i ever wore were sunglasses. in my 29 years of life i have never had bad vision, i have never needed to wear glasses for anything until small text became blurry and unreadable.

earlier today i was at my best friend's house. he was having a little get-together/bbq. after eating we decided to play a board-game. knowing that small text on the game's cards would be involved i whipped out my trusty reading glasses.

here's the problem. i was partnered with my best friend's fiancee (they're getting married in september; i'm the best man). shouldn't have been a big deal because i know her and she knows me and we're all cool. *but* the thing is... the glasses.

those fucking glasses. damn.

see, the thing about sunglasses, as every man knows, is that they allow you to "ogle" a woman without being caught. the dark shades hide your eyes so all you have to do is look in their general direction and they will think you're looking at their face. in reality? no. you're staring at her... ahem... *assets*. 

and that's exactly what i was doing for nearly an hour while me and my friend's fiancee were playing that stupid game. ogling her breasts. she was wearing the low-cut top and i just couldn't resist. in my head i thought i was safe! after all nobody, not even her, could see where my eyes were actually aimed at, right!?

except... fuck. i wasn't wearing sunglasses. i was wearing x3.0 reading glasses. everyone could see what i was looking at.

i only learned the truth during a break after the first round of the game. a friend of mine took me aside and said that the fiance, my best friend, was visibly pissed at me for leering at his girl. apparently everyone there, except for me and the fiancee, had noticed me practically drooling over her impressive cleavage. *the entire time*. over an hour. me staring at her, getting my jollies, subconsciously thinking my eyes were hidden.

no, they weren't. i wasn't wearing sunglasses. my eyes weren't blocked out. i was drooling over her breasts through my fucking reading glasses.

after the break my best friend abruptly ended the game. his fiancee wouldn't even look at me (someone, probably him, had probably told him i'd been ogling her). the gathering dispersed and i went home and wrote this post.

Ex Output:

TIFU by forgetting that I was wearing reading glasses.


