Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a short summary for this text. The summary must include a situation which caused humor. The summary should be one or two sentences long.
Input: Text: okay, so, this happened last night. here i am on the bus ride home, really exhausted and sleepy at the end of the hectic day. it’s kind of a long bus ride so normally i’d listen to a podcast or some music or something to pass the time, but my good phone was busted. i figured i’d just relax and look out the windows and see some scenery. 

then, these two girls get on at a stop and sit right in front of me. they seemed to be in a somewhat serious mood. since they were pretty close, i could pretty easily hear them speaking. i was bored so i thought why not. chick b and asked whether chick a wanted to talk about it. so, apparently it involved chick a and this dude robbie (or robby, idk). she began at when they met (they seemed to have a really nice first date, plus i think a and robbie banged but idk she spoke like they had banged), anyway, she starts talking about their late night phone calls and how he surprised her one night with this really expensive wine and how she really adored it (dude just wanted some tata. cmon woman you must've know that). anyway, she continued on about how he “gets” her, how he always sends sweet text messages and shit. okay, so at this point i’m hooked, i was super engrossed in her whole tale, it was nice to have someone tell you a story when you’re tired and bored, y’know. then, it feels like the air turned heavy. a then says, “things were going really well, but… i haven’t had *it* in two weeks.”. i wasn’t in the most attentive state, so it took me a while but then i realized that she missed her period for two weeks. oh shit. i think i literally gasped at that realization. suddenly i was imagining her dad disowning her, robbie and a eloping to someplace with only their love (and probably their kid too) to tie them together. i thought about her potential college and professional career being set back. jesus man she seemed like a nice person, i don’t want her to sacrifice a good future for this shit, my thoughts were going crazy. last thing i remember paying attention to was her saying was “i need to take a test soon”. she seemed really tense, guys. felt really bad.

now, i recede into my thoughts, worrying about this strangers life. how can she deal with this? she’s so young, so much potential. what if robbie is a fucking beatnik and leaves a and the kid alone, that fucking asshole robbie. she deserves a good future and a nice life with the all the luxury she can get. i wondered if she would keep the kid. if she did then it would mean a lot of work, but i think parenting pays off. motherhood, i hear, is a very tedious yet rewarding thing. chick a looked like she would a nice mom, seemed like she would treat the kid with the right care and attetion. i wondered if the kid would grow up to be a strong, happy person, i didn’t want him to suffer, y’know, he’s never done anything wrong to anyone. i like this kid, he had potential, he at least deserves a shot at a good childhood and some nice life prospects.

the next time i am aware of my surrounding is when i realize my stop was next. apparently, b and i are getting off at the same spot. a then tells b, “see you soon, bye” to which i reply, “yeah, good luck with the kid though”. i look at her for a bit when it hits me. shit. fuck. crap. fuck. jesus. fuck. fuck. shit. i didn’t even fucking register for a few moments that i had said that out loud. fucking hell dammit. she gave me this surprised look which i felt was slowly turning into a mixture of guilt and sadness and rage, and i just swiftly walked the fuck away from there. jeeeeeez. still embarrassed as fuck right now. although, i hope a turns out alright eventually.

well, reddit, that there was my fuck up for the day.

 

edit: added tl;dr

edit 2: i think should have used "dead beat" instead of "beatnik". i guess in the moment, "beatnik" sounded appropriate. plus, saying beatnik is fun. beatnik, beatnik, beatnik.
Output:
was sleepy in bus, overheard chick might be preggos, wished her luck on her kid.