In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a short summary for this text. The summary must include a situation which caused humor. The summary should be one or two sentences long.

[Q]: Text: me and my buddy just started school and to celebrate we wanted to have  a spliff or too. we got to our usual spot and began to smoke. i don't know about him but i was at a pretty solid 9 for all the fellow ents here. anyway i was pretty stoned and obviously as you do when you are stoned you fuck around. i started to sit on al these tree trunks because in my mind it was the coolest thing ever. when our peaks finished we left and went back home, i fell immediately to sleep. after the one of the best sleeping sessions was over i got up and looked on my desk were usually i keep my phone and wallet on the table. i saw my phone my lighter which thank god my parents didn't come in but no wallet. so i started looking around and i couldn't find it. i start panicking and in 20 min of searching me house i knew i was fucked. i had over 70 bucks in my wallet. that is when i learnt my lesson too care much less in your wallet. 

edit. im stilling looking for it but i think i lost it on the streets
[A]: got high and lost wallet


[Q]: Text: so this actually happened this afternoon.

i work at an industrial paint warehouse and spend the majority of my time tinting paint to specific colour standards as per client requests.
this task consists of using base paints, adding colourants in accordance to a formula, hammering the lid back on the paint can, and then shaking the mixture to be ready for use.

on this particular day, i was having a fairly slow day that was a half/half mixture of actual work, and sitting on reddit. i was way too intently focused on reading a post whilst working at the same time, and without realizing, was subconsciously carrying on with the job that i was doing. this then resulted in me, filling a can with colourant, moving it aside, grabbing a lid and my hammer, and then beating the shit out of it so the lid was on tight enough. in my semi conscious, half-reading-half-working-state, i slammed down on my thumb and now have a giant blood blister due to my own stupidity. this website will be the death of me.
[A]: beat myself off because i wasn't paying attention.


[Q]: Text: this happened yesterday but i didn't have time to post. 

i'll start with a little background. 

me and my fiancée decide to take a trip to disney world for memorial day weekend. on the car ride there we start to have a little war to mess with each other. i start by calling her "bae" and her by counterattacking by telling me "oh yeah daddy". i hate being called "daddy" because it creeps me out and she hates when i call her "bae" because she say's it makes me sound like an idiot. she continues to call me that, so in retaliation i start to fart. the conversation that followed was this


her: eww you farted, you're so gross

me: babe that wasn't me

her: you're the only other one here!!! you fart monster. 


i kept doing it and never owning up to it. so yesterday comes around and i fart in the hotel (we ate taco bell the night before) and i do my typical mo of not owning up to it. this is where i messed up. i had trained her to believe anytime a fart smell was around, that it was me. 


later in the day we get to end of the line for space mountain. the disney cast member instructs her to go to spot 1 and myself spot 2 for the space mountain coaster. all of sudden she starts with a disgusted face. i ask her what's wrong. that's when the stench hit's in my mouth and goes up my nose. the kid in front of me farted while being about 5 inches in front of me. the whole time i am telling my fiancée that it wasn't me, she see's how sincere i am being but she see's the opportunity to win our little war by making a scene and making the girls behind us believe that i was the creator of the foul stench. i am there with fart in my mouth, girls behind me with their noses in their shirts and a smiling fiancée. i won the battle but she won the war.
[A]:
i am marrying a girl with an amazing sense of humor.


