In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a short summary for this text. The summary must include a situation which caused humor. The summary should be one or two sentences long.
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Question: Text: this was five years ago ( im 18 now ), me and my girlfriend ere bored and my parents were not at home. i decided to go to sleep fkr a few hours to kill time. when i woke up, an hour later, i find her unzipping my pants and touching my penis. being the horny little shit i was, i let her do all sorts of stuff with it and even pounding her with the almighty stick. of course this was my first time so it felt weird but i was watching a fuck ton of porn the same week. dumbfounded, i realise i couldnt remove my foreskin and cum yet. without hearing the door open, my parents are shocked to see my ding dong inside my girlfriends pussy ( take note i wasnt wearing a condom ). i went to the docters and said that my dick was "damaged". turned out i had to carry a bottle with me everywhere i had to piss as i couldnt control the piss coming out.

Answer: having sex with my girlfriend at 13 and couldnt control my piss as a result of my immature body.


Question: Text: this happened 20minutes ago. while trying to be productive at work today, i decided to help the kitchen defrost their freezers quicker by spraying hot water in and on the icier sections. it's been a slow day, at this point i was bored as hell. 

today's fuck up happened when, after i closed the door of  the first freezer, i leant on it more theatrically than necessary(i.e. using my face) and i found out that the entire time the freezer had been open, the metal door had been 6inches away from the cooking grill, and was now quite hot. it was quite an experience finding out the nice, cool sensation i was expecting was more stingy and burny. 

now i have colleagues coming to have a look and a giggle, and genuinely concerned customers asking me why i have been punched. someone also said i looked like half a geisha girl.

Answer: heat burned face on a freezer door.


Question: Text: as is the case with most tifus, this didn't happen today. it happened this past summer, while i was working at a white water rafting course. i was volunteering for an event my robotics team was hosting, when i spotted this girl. she had short blonde hair, and was wearing a yellow hoodie with yellow shirt under it. the shirt had a picture of a triforce on it.

let's call her zelda, to protect the innocent.

seeing as i find nerdiness, like, really hot, i was instantly attracted to zelda. i also had no self esteem at this point in my life, so i didn't have the courage to strike up a conversation with her.

i sorta hovered around her for a while, but she was drawing something in a sketchbook, so eventually i gave up and was getting ready to leave; the event i was working was almost over.

then, out of the blue, i notice zelda walking towards me with the drawing she was working on. she introduces herself, and gives me the drawing, and she even tries to start up a conversation.

i was completely blown away at the notion that zelda had just seen me across the way and had liked what she'd seen enough to draw a picture of a dragon for me (i still have that drawing by the way, it's an amazing drawing), so this emptied my mind of all coherent thought.

i didn't think to ask for her number or anything! i had a very brief conversation about the event i was working at and then i left.

the moment the car started i regretted my decision not to ask her for her number, and i've been beating myself up about this ever since.

Answer:
i was too stupid to ask for a girl's number, and i've been kicking myself about it ever since.


