Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: cardboard french fries, mediocre/dry burger patties, and a bland sauce all made by jesus-loving freaks... no thanks.  East Coast does it better... (shake shack, five guys, etc.) and they don't secretly put bible verses on their packaging. creepers.

Q: positive

A: This nail salon is tucked in behind the Original Pancake House and Goodwill on Ft. Apache.  I frequent this area, but have never really noticed it before.  Apparently they have been there for 7 years!  My friend and I decided to get quick polish changes after brunch and popped into this shop to try it out.   My first impression was that this salon reminded me a lot of my grandma's house (she is Vietnamese).  The scent of incense is overwhelming at first, but I hardly noticed it after awhile.  There are handwritten price signs posted everywhere, along with a sign regarding dogs and how they are forbidden from the salon (I thought that one was interesting...).  The people who work there are friendly, but since they were not very busy, they were trying to sell gel manis and pedis on my friend and I.  When we politely declined they were not pushy about it, which I appreciated.    The polish change was $6.  It was very quick and came out nice and also dried surprisingly fast.  As far as color selection, I wish they had more "high end" brands.  There are many OPI shades to choose from, but the Wet N Wild and Loreal brands seemed somewhat unusual for a salon.  I also peeked at the price board and noted that gel manicures are $25 (that's a steal really).  But, they do charge $5 for gel removal.  Pedicures are $19.99.  They also prefer gratuity in cash, according to the signs posted at each station.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: As far as the massage therapists and the chiropractors go, I don't have anything negative to say. The massage I received from Sharonna was fantastic and really helped work out some sore spots. The alignment was also great and I felt refreshed afterwards.   HOWEVER. Their billing policies are bizarre and to this day I do not understand it. I was informed that with my insurance a massage would be $40 and if I chose to get realigned at the time of my massage appointment, they could do it for $65. Not a bad deal so I went back about three times. Then I got a bill in the mail for $130. Where did this come from....?  I can't stand "hidden fees" and the likes so I won't be returning.

Input: OPTIONS:
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Output: Let me just start with an apology because I'll probably offend someone I know with this review because the Phoenix Asian community is so small.   Don't get me wrong.  There are some great things here. One being the fUrNiTUre!!  I LOVE the wooden furniture here. I'm not just talking about normal wood furniture here, I'm talking about huge single pieces of wooden slabs being used as bench seats and seat backs. This furniture is wicked.   The service is good too. The waitress spoke fluent Korean and English and knew what my friend Justin wanted when he ordered in Korean.  We had a few dishes. One of which was kimchi tofu soup. It was a bit too sweet, not really spicy enough, and lacked flavor.  My friend Justin (remember, he's Korean) actually blurted out, this was the worst Kimchi Tofu soup he has ever had. We also had some spicy pork which was marinated not in the traditional spicy PASTE that is normally used but in a chopped up dry spicy chili that covered the meat like it was glitter. The spicy pork dish was supposed to have some sauce and the meat was supposed to be nice and juicy. Nope!  The dish was dry and served on a hot plate on a bed of chopped onions.  Add soju and a hot fish plate with some diet cokes and you suddenly have a bill approaching $50.   As the Germans would say...  "Nicht so gut!!"  So in the end, the meal was summed up by my friend declaring the meal being the worst Korean meal he's ever had.

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output: Came here last weekend for a friend's 21st. The atmosphere was awesome. The music was great, between the live band and the DJ, and the fact that Dierks Bentley himself came out and performed! That was the icing on the cake! I thought $7 for my vodka cran was a little pricy for something I couldn't even taste the vodka in, but I guess that's what you get in old town. Overall, great experience and we will definitely be returning for more visits.

Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A:
I have waited over an hour. They seem to get to all the regulars no matter the length of time you have been waiting.  I will not return.