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In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a short summary for this text. The summary must include a situation which caused humor. The summary should be one or two sentences long.
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Text: this fu happened two months ago but has been haunting me since. a few months back i was driving around with my friend in the burbs. we have a weird sense of humor and as we passed a few deer laying down by the side of the road, i started talking a little shit to them. i proudly asserted that one of them should "stand up and be a man".

and they heard me. since then, i totaled my '02 camry, my 2011 audi a4 (stretch purchase, but i thought i'd have it for a while, lol) and most recently, the 2015 audi a4 that the dealership gave me two days ago.

i'm not a fantastic driver by any means, but i swear to you all they have been charging my car like kamikaze pilots in ww2. the fu's have cost me dearly and i come close to pissing my shorts every time i drive at night.

just dont talk shit to deer.
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- talked shit to deer and totaled 3 cars in 2 months.


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Text: a long long time ago..actually wait it was yesterday...i was doing as college students usually do. drinking on a weeknight. well that's all fine and dandy until everyone in the apartment is drunk and we start doing stupid shit. among a few other things, one of my roommates decided to grab a bag of beaver nuggets (you texas folk will know what those are) and "hide" them in the oven. why? because alcohol.

flash forward to this morning, we're all a bit hungover and i was getting hangry, so i go into the kitchen and turn the oven on to 400. i go back to my room to play some rocket league while the oven warms up. a bit of time passes, and i start to notice a funky smell, followed by the unmistakable sound of a fire alarm blaring in my ear. everyone in the apartment jumps up and finds the entire kitchen and common area filled with smoke, all billowing out of the oven.

i walk over to the oven and crack it open, sure enough the bag of beaver nuggets was sitting proudly on the shelf, the plastic of the bag had melted and a pile of this sugary concoction fell onto the heating element and was currently burning.

we didn't know what to do, and we were also kinda lazy, so we cracked a window and closed the oven, hoping it would burn itself out. it did not. the room kept filling with smoke despite our best lazy efforts.

well, 10 minutes later a school officer showed up asking what was going on. we mentioned fire and she didn't believe us at first, then she looked in the oven, saw a fire, and immediately freaked out (understandable). anyway, the police and fire department were called and they even put up a ladder truck to my floor. it was a bit embarrassing having to explain what happened to the, no joke, dozen police officers and firefighters in the lobby of the building. not to mention no one knew what beaver nuggets were (school is in boston) so that took a bit of explaining. but on the bright side, we didn't set off the entire building's alarm, so no one was pissed at us :)
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drunk roommate put beaver nuggets in the oven, i turned on the oven, fire happened, and a whole lot of popo and firefighters came


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Text: so my friend and i were bored at school so we thought it would be fun to log into our old accounts on games we used to play when we were smaller. when we came to club pinguin, i had forgotten my details, so we thought, fuck it, we make a new one. 

it starts off fairly easy. i don't use nor have an email, so i always use my dad's, so that's what i always type in.
 we picked the color pink for our pinguin, because that's hilarious.

then we had to pick a name, and our ideas looked something like: suckmedick, massivecock, sperm69, fucktpolize420, sexyhagrid and giantpen1s. the other names we're breaking some kind of stupid rule(can't you have som fun?), so we end up going with bigpen1s.

fast forward, i get home from school. my dad is on his computer, just chilling in his chair. around 15 minutes later he calls me, and asks if i know anything about a game called club pinguin, and if i had used his mail for the creation of this. (he's very paranoid about everything in his mail, he dosen't know what is, because he once got hacked) i answer with a yes, i knew what it was, and tells him it's a game for kids, so it must be my little sister who created it. i didn't have the energy to explain that we made it for fun, beause my dad wouldn't see the funny in this, and then i would have to explain it to him etc. etc., so that's why i just said it was my sister

30 minutes later i hear the door open, followed with my sister throwing he bag on the floor. then next thing i hear is my dad's raised voice. it was through my floor/their ceiling, so i only snapped a few words. giant penis were one of those. 

i haven't leaved my room yet, because i'm too scared to see, if he knows it wasent her that made and named it.

 

edit: i have the password for my dad's mail. this is the mail he got. http://imgur.com/sptbev4
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made club pinguin with my dad' email. named it giantpen1s. forgot that i had used my dad's mail. he thinks it's my littlesister that made it and shouted at her.


