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In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a short summary for this text. The summary must include a situation which caused humor. The summary should be one or two sentences long.

Text: quick backstory: i am a duel enrollment student (still in high school but goes to college full-time) and don't have my license so i bike home. 

now let's get to the fuck up. i was riding down the sidewalk and up ahead was a golf cart blocking the way. the man who was using kindly moved it out of my so i could get past. as i go by, i give him the nod and say "thank you" just to be courteous.  well he didn't really give me that much space so as i was saying thank you, my goes into the grass and i quickly try to readjust, resulting in my tire hitting the side of the sidewalk and me falling off my bike. i looked like a complete dumbass and just laughed to myself and kept riding.  luckily, i don't take myself too seriously, so i wasn't that embarrassed.
Solution: said thank you, fell off my bike.
Why? This summary is appropriate for the given text post because the focus of this post is about a humorous situation caused by "thanking someone and later falling off from the bike".

New input: Text: this happened a few years ago but whatever.

so, let me start off with a bit of backstory. when i was in 8th grade, my family decided to move back to our home country. it was pretty abrupt and in the middle of the year so i didn't even have to take exams. i used go to a really rigorous school and had been slacking off lately because, well, fuck it. i wasn't trying, and have basically just been screwing around. one thing i'd been doing is putting stuff in the panini maker at lunch for shits and giggles (immature, i know, but hilarious nonetheless at the time).

i'd been putting all kinds of shit: bananas, olives, deviled eggs, pickles, cheese, etc. basically anything i thought that would smell terrible. i hadn't been caught because i'm a sly motherfucker.

the whole middle school had been warned already about the next time someone put something bad in the panini maker, they would get banned.

the last day i was at school, one of my friends told me to do something that would get the panini makers banned for sure. it was a variety of things so disgusting that just looking at it made me want to throw up.

it was time.

no teachers were looking, and i decided to do it. quick and simple. i had a strategy laid out. not that complicated, just put it in, and get the fuck out of that area. i did it.

i guess i should be also mentioned that the panini makers were right next to the 6th graders. this is where i made my mistake. everything was perfect except for that one stupid flaw.

right after seeing me put the shit in and flee the scene, they knew something was up. being the naive little tattle-tales they were, they immediately told, well, let's call the principal mr. jefferies.

"mr. jefferies! mr. jefferies! someone put something disgusting in the panini maker! i think it was that guy."

by this time, i had gotten back to my table and was acting normal. i was watching from a safe distance, and was really nervous. this was when mr. jefferies called me over.

i went over and he said "quixoticelixor, did you forget your pumpkin gooey cake in the panini maker?"

i was caught off guard by how oblivious he was to the fact that i was screwing around.

"oh, uhh, yeah, of course. thanks." then i did the only thing i could do to get out of trouble. i took a bite. then another. then another. i knew right then i had made a huge mistake. i had just taken three bites out of a piece of pumpkin pie with pork, olives, pickles, and cheese on top. all burnt. i was holding back the urge to throw up right then and there, but waited for mr. jefferies to leave.

i ran to the bathroom as quick as i could, and the stall was occupied. i threw up in the sink. three times. i spent the rest of the day taking diarrheas and throwing up. this was the worst case of food poisoning i've ever had.

the next day i had a 10 hour flight, which i mostly spent vomiting. to top it all off, there was a large portion of the flight with turbulence. that really fucked with me. it was not a good way to start a new life.

thinking back on it, i don't really think it was necessary to eat such shit to reassure the principal that i put all that food in there and was planning on eating it, but it was middle school.
Solution:
got caught by the principal while pulling shenanigans in the cafeteria, had to eat burnt olives, deviled eggs, cheese, and pumpkin pie, got food poisoning, had 10 hour flight day later, never got to see my friends again for 4 years.