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Problem:Text: to whom it may concern: i wrote this entirely on mobile, so formatting errors are to be expected.


this didn't happen today, more like a year ago. also, if you're expecting a funny story, you won't get it. this fu is quite long because it explains my life and personality through my actions and experiences. 


2nd trimester of my freshman year in high school began on the week after thanksgiving. i remember that it was a cloudy day, as it was everyday in suburban minnesota. the only class that i looked forward to was ap human geography only because i was the best at it. during 1st trimester, i had a 105.6% in that class. i don't consider myself smart, but i am a hard worker and that's all that matters in school.


so my ap class began with an icebreaker. we had to find a noun that started with the same letter as our first name that describes our personality. i was reliable. that was obviously a lie because i never did my homework until lunch period, where i had 30 minutes to take notes on 30 pages a day. the guy next to me was crazy charlie. next was ziggy (not even an adjective) zoe. and then we get to awesome asia. asia was reserved, so she didn't stand out, meaning that i never noticed her. we were then given assigned seats after the activity was done. our teacher, cheerful chang, told us to tell the person next to us our favorite quote. guess who sat next to me? yup, awesome asia. so to be funny, i said, "i did not have relations with that woman". she laughed. she knew bill clinton said that. for some reason, her quote was something about love. i never could remember it, but it was on a pin on button that she kept on her backpack. what i didn't know was that her quote was one of her most treasured possessions, and she chose to share it with me.


so the next day during study hall period, all freshman were to be pulled out from all classes to have a party. by party it meant a gathering of cliques. i couldn't find anyone because all of my friends were upperclassmen. so i sat down on the bleachers, starting to draw out the world's cliquiest meeting. i was minding my own business when out of nowhere, awesome asia came up and talked to me. she asked me what i was drawing and i said a unicorn. she just smiled. until the end of the party, she sat next to me, not even looking at my pen move across a piece of paper. just looking at me.


it took me a month to understand what those two days meant. she loved me. i started flirting with her after class. i'd walk her to her next period and we'd even talk about personal matters. although she viewed me as her one and only, i just saw her as a good friend. one day when i asked her what the difference was between yoga pants and stockings, she let me feel her stockings. we hugged many times. she wasn't into me because i was the smartest person in the class; never on any occasion did she ask me to help her with her homework or anything, even though i was reliable. come the last day of 2nd trimester, knowing that we probably wouldn't see each other again, i tried to ask her for her phone number, but i choked and couldn't do it.


time passed on. pretty soon, it was sophomore year. i finally told her about my feelings toward her. i told her that i didn't want to damage our friendship by taking it a step further. that i was fine with being friends. for some reason, she was cold towards me. i finally spilled the beans and told her that i liked her. she didn't bat an eye. i moved on.


now all of a sudden, we have two classes together. i honestly tried to forget about her, but i couldn't erase the memories. she started getting friendly to this one guy who was essentially a carbon copy of me. i knew my chances with her were less than zero. knowing my situation, i sent the guy a message on facebook. i told him that he shouldn't fuck up the way i did. i gave him my blessing to pursue asia. i couldn't live in a world where asia would be with an abusive jackass. maybe it'd be better if she was with someone like me than myself. he thanked me and now they're dating. i have nothing but happiness for the two of them


 


edit: spelling & added a sentence.
Solution:
this girl loved me and i loved her back. love doesn't last.