Teacher:In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a short summary for this text. The summary must include a situation which caused humor. The summary should be one or two sentences long.
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i was out with a friend (let's call her cara) getting vodka form the store to go to our mutual friend's (let's call him matt) apartment. when we got there, we started watching a soccer game, whilst simultaneously doing shot after shot of vodka. after about an hour, cara and matt tell me to go talk to some random chick across the street, but me, being awkward around strangers, was reluctant. they practically forced me out of the apartment (it was a moment later that i accidentally looked up and saw them fucking near the window),  and left me out on my own in the streets of late-night munich, where i found myself being overtaken by the confidence boost that comes with inebriation. this newfound numbness to my once crippling social anxiety led me to a club, where i spent about an hour having a good time with strangers, but little did i know that my woes were about to grow exponentially.

so, as i get back to matt's apt., he tells me cara left a while ago, but that she felt her phone there (probably in a hurry to get dressed). we debated what to do, until the phone rang and we panicked, not knowing what to tell her parents. her father was asking to speak to her, but we told him she was gone. he didn't listen, and demanded we give the phone to cara so they can speak, we again told him that she wasn't here anymore, and that we knew jack shit about where she was at the moment, but he would have none of it, and even threatened to call the cops on us if she didn't answer the phone within ten minutes (he initially said five, but i managed to talk him into ten), and then things got worse. you see, i didn't keep track of the battery percentage on the phone, so the moment i hung up, it died before i could write down the number.

fast forward 14 seconds, and me and matt are in a panic trying to find someone on the street with a charger, at 2 am no less, while drunk, and with a ten minute countdown to a free trip to the drunk tank. just as things were starting to get desperate, we find someone who has a charger, which he let us borrow under his supervision. we tried to plug it in at a nearby mcdonald's, but unfortunately the adapter it was attached to didn't fit, and then we came to the grim realization that our 10 minutes were up. coincidentally, we heard sirens in the distance, which at the time we didn't realize were ambulance sirens (the police and ambulance sirens sound quite similar in germany), so we dashed out as if there was a fire lit under our ass and i quickly pointed to the club where i had been earlier on in the night.

the time in which we got into the club was 3 in the morning, and we basically hid in the back corner for the rest of the night until we passed out. when we woke up, we realized that in our panic, we forgot to take the phone with us, and that it was most likely stolen by now. thankfully, no one really steals in germany, so it was still there, sans the stranger's charger. the hard part now was getting the phone back to her, since no doubt her father was pissed at us. we got to her father's apartment, put the phone down on the floor, rang the doorbell, and ran for it to avoid being seen by her father, but thankfully it was cara that opened the door. her father, unbeknownst to us, was right behind her, and he chased us out, warning us that if we ever pulled a stunt like that again (which made no sense, since it was him that didn't listen to what we were telling him, and threatened us with a call to the cops), he'd castrate us with our own teeth (ouch)

 

edit: added the disclaimer
Student:
went clubbing, answered a call on my friend cara's lost phone, and got a more than likely empty threat from her overreacting father. tears were shed, meters were ran, and alcohol was consumed.