In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a short summary for this text. The summary must include a situation which caused humor. The summary should be one or two sentences long.

Example Input: Text: this happened 20minutes ago. while trying to be productive at work today, i decided to help the kitchen defrost their freezers quicker by spraying hot water in and on the icier sections. it's been a slow day, at this point i was bored as hell. 

today's fuck up happened when, after i closed the door of  the first freezer, i leant on it more theatrically than necessary(i.e. using my face) and i found out that the entire time the freezer had been open, the metal door had been 6inches away from the cooking grill, and was now quite hot. it was quite an experience finding out the nice, cool sensation i was expecting was more stingy and burny. 

now i have colleagues coming to have a look and a giggle, and genuinely concerned customers asking me why i have been punched. someone also said i looked like half a geisha girl.
Example Output: heat burned face on a freezer door.

Example Input: Text: today (about an hour ago), i fucked up by eating some candy. i had a job orientation today and when i got there, i was surprised to see i was the only one there. my seat had some papers, a water bottle, and a little pile of candy. i followed along with the orientation, drank my water, and stuffed the candy in pocket before we went on a store tour. after the orientation, i walked home and decided to pull out the candy from earlier. i picked out my favorite, hard toffee, and popped it in my mouth. then, my friend called me, so i chewed on the toffee so it wouldn't sound like i was gargling dicks while talking. bad mistake. it chipped one of my molars. at first, i thought it was just a piece of the toffee, but it felt kinda weird, so i decided to spit it out. and there is was, a good quarter of my tooth. i told my friend that i had just chipped my tooth and we laughed about it. i'm kinda worried. it doesn't hurt or anything, but i don't have insurance and i feel like i can't trust my teeth anymore.
Example Output: i ate some candy and chipped my tooth.

Example Input: Text: this is a throwaway account, i am too embarrassed to be identified. however, most family & friends are aware of this situation. additionally, this didn't happen today. it happened about a year ago.

got my hands on a few edibles, including a chocolate bar and ultimately decided to give a piece a try. now, i've smoked weed before when i was a teenager, but don't do it regularly. i occasionally drink,  but most of the time feel like i'm no fun and wanted to impress my husband. 

earlier in the day i had a jolly rancher with hash, whatever they are, no idea and nothing interesting really happened. so i had a bit of the chocolate, nothing. had some more chocolate, nothing. ended up eating the entire bar and began having what i'd describe as the most vivid and detailed childhood recollections i've had in a long time. i was remembering the detail on plates we had as kids, moments and bits of my younger years like they were happening before me. it was pretty damn sweet.

however, panic came bustling in quickly and i started to worry that i didn't feel so good. i began concerned about my erratic breathing, i was envisioning my heart giving out, etc, etc. i warned my husband that i wasn't feeling so great and that he may need to take me to the hospital. he remained calm, told me to calm down, and moved me to the bedroom to lie down. 

things went quickly down hill from here, the panic only got worse, my breathing worse, and i was blacking out repeatedly and having difficulty remaining conscious is the best way i can describe it.

my husband eventually had to call his mom (who is an rn) because he was growing concerned. after repeated attempts to get ahold of her, he finally did and she rushed over. my black outs were becoming harder to come out of, and she had me bearing down just to keep myself from succumbing to the dark. honestly, i thought i was a goner, i apologized to everyone for dying this way. my mil said she was having a hard time counting my pulse because it was so damn fast and the ambulance was called.

i ended up being rushed in the hospital by ambulance and spent 2 nights in the icu (because of the drugs) and being high for about 3 days straight. found out i had low potassium and most definitely could've died. 

i effed up pretty bad.
Example Output:
i ate an entire bar of marijuana chocolate, almost died.

