Question:
AND ALISTAIR IS FRICKING AWESOME OKAY ? OKAY.And ... several days ago I returned from my trip to California . The flight back was rather tedious ; or rather , the whole day of it was . See , the day started at 5:30 AM Pacific time , and ended 2:30 AM Eastern time .

What is the speaker likely to do , when they return home from California ?
Answer:
Relax , reflect on the good parts of the trip , and then recover from the tedious aspects of the flight

Question:
Teach your child how to avoid dog bites . Teach your child to stand still if he is approached or chased by a strange dog . Make sure that he understands the importance of not running , kicking , or making threatening gestures toward the dog , no matter how frightened he may feel . Instead , he should face the dog and back away slowly until he 's out of the dog 's reach .

Why is the narrator offering advice to others ?
Answer:
To avoid attacks .

Question:
I have been in love with the subject of houses in art lately . I recently did an etsy treasury with all kinds of houses . I have pondered several different types of media to make houses and this is the one I came up with for the moment . I call them the Funky House Ornament Series .

What may be a fact about this person ?
Answer:
They are collecting ornaments that look like houses .

Question:
On Monday I spilled hot water all over the back of my leg while attempting to make instand Udon . I ended up with a second degree burn over a lot of the back of my calf . It 's doing fine now , but it itches like crazy when I have the bandage over it . It is also a pain to walk around because the bandage keeps falling off . I have a bunch of papers to write over the next month , we will see how that goes . I just got back from the Daft Punk concert here in Tokyo .

What was the narrator trying to make ?
Answer:

Noodles