In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a short summary for this text. The summary must include a situation which caused humor. The summary should be one or two sentences long.

Ex Input:
Text: this was five years ago ( im 18 now ), me and my girlfriend ere bored and my parents were not at home. i decided to go to sleep fkr a few hours to kill time. when i woke up, an hour later, i find her unzipping my pants and touching my penis. being the horny little shit i was, i let her do all sorts of stuff with it and even pounding her with the almighty stick. of course this was my first time so it felt weird but i was watching a fuck ton of porn the same week. dumbfounded, i realise i couldnt remove my foreskin and cum yet. without hearing the door open, my parents are shocked to see my ding dong inside my girlfriends pussy ( take note i wasnt wearing a condom ). i went to the docters and said that my dick was "damaged". turned out i had to carry a bottle with me everywhere i had to piss as i couldnt control the piss coming out.

Ex Output:
having sex with my girlfriend at 13 and couldnt control my piss as a result of my immature body.


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Text: ya, pretty much what the post says.  last week i ran out of contact solution and being myself i just looked for my roommates because we use each others stuff occasionally.  anyways, i grab the pretty much identical bottle, rince my contacts and throw one in.  which, hot damn, started a *ucking fire in my eye.  *uck, it was so bad.  i've had some burning *hit in my eyes before, but this was bad.  my eye at this point was watering like crazy and i was yelping like a little pomeranian.  i ended up prying my eye open with both hands and jamming any remaining fingers right in there to grab it out and toss it in the sink, which, i did successfully.  my eye at this point was redder than a fully lit bong hoot.  like full on terminator eye.  it sucked.  my buddy walked in my house right as this happened and laughed because it was pretty funny.  i put hydrogen peroxide on my eye, who does that.  but overall the day was good.  we went to the book store and played some guitar later on.  so ya, i guess lesson for the day/

Ex Output:
, don't just go assuming contact solution is going to be the next bottle you grab, because damn it's probably something else.  like hydrogen peroxide.  or seman


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Text: this didn't necessarily happen today, only the majority of the consequences did. so, last week i found out that a particular game had a particular bug which allowed the player to alter the main character's functionality. i decided to screw around with this for a bit to see what i could break. i managed to screw up the character so much that it had abilities not given to it by the developers. i was having fun with this, so i decided to post my creation online, as this game allows for such things. i end up causing a pandemic of maximum score chaos as well as just general breaking of the entire functionality of the game for those who used my content. this caused me to end up on the 'most liked' page of the community which resulted in everything i was working on and shared to be pulled for review by the moderators. i am currently banned from appearing in the community pages unless directly searched for.

Ex Output:

i found a way to break a game, shared it, caused chaos, and ended up getting banned for an undisclosed amount of time.


