In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
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Question: Text: so this one happened a very long time ago when i was 6.
we were moving out of our old house and i was eating food with a friend from primary (elementary) school. i decided, for whatever reason to make a joke about it being fine (moving away) to pretend like i was superman.
we just happened to be sitting on those swivel bar stool like things, so i got up and stood on this stool. bad idea. this is obviously where the fu happend, two whole seconds later as i was putting my arms up pretending to be a superhero, i swivel off this 2m high bar stool and land elbow first into a small coffee table, crack, my arm broke and i was hospitalized.
now it even gets a little worse from here, during surgery on my arm, for whatever reason i throw up all over the equipment (whilst being unconscious) and end up having to through go a second operation.

Answer: Tifu by breaking my arm on a table


Question: Text: this actually happened a 3-4 years ago but recently discovering this subreddit made me want to share this. while i was attending college abroad i had my girlfriend back in my home country ,which i had not seen for a couple of months, and beeing young and horny i decided to buy us a gift so i went to a sex shop and bought 1 bottle of "sensual massage oil" and a pair o black fur handcuffs.

it was time to head home and being the lazy young adult i was i started packing up my stuff about 4 hours before my flight.nothing wrong until there i double check everything is where it's supposed to be (i've never been so wrong) and take my suitcase and my handbag with me and i am off to the airport.
i arrive at the airport in time, drop off my suitcase and go for the typical security check, i put my stuff in the scanner and walk pass the body inspection thing (no idea how it is called) and then i hear a woman's voice "sir is this yours?" while holding my handbag.

this is where the nightmare started i reluctantly node yes and aproached then she turned to another security guard and said "hey dude (i don't recall the guys name let's call him dude) come check this out" i still had no clue what all this was about and was just waiting puzzled. so the dude comes over takes a look inside my handbag and proceedes to take out my black fur handcuffs in the middle of the freakin security check. then it hit me like a shovel to the face: **i had put the bag from the sex shop inside my handbag**
i was packing so fast that it never occurred to me that i had handcuffs inside my bag that i was going to take inside an airplane. i look mortified but it didn't stop there, dude reached in and took out a little black plastic bag (that came from the sex shop which made me look ,or least feel even worse) containing a little bottle labeled "kama sutra massage oil" that was the nail in the coffin of my dignity.

the security lady (she was a middle aged kinda overweight woman) gave me the look of complete disaproval making me feel like i was some kind of a depraved sex predator and dude looked me full of empathy and in a condescending voice said "bad time to go kinky pal".
after that they confiscated my handcuffs and let me go to my flight hence end my airport shaming there.
i felt so embarrassed after that i never told a soul about this until today, on the bright side though the massage oil was less than 100ml so they let me keep it. thankfully it was a surprise so girlfriend never knew about the cuffs and i just turned up with the massage oil as a gift, everytime we used that oil my mind would go back to that airport and the most embarrassing moment of my life.

ps.sorry for the potential bad formatting and grammar this is my first reddit post and i'm not a native english speaker.

Answer: TIFU by bringing handcuffs and a sensual massage oil in my hand luggage at the airport


Question: Text: ok, i didn't break any bones here, fail to retrieve a turd i threw out of a window or kill anyone, but lets face it. this sort of fu is the kind we do waaaay more frequently :)

i am a bit of a tinkerer. i occasionally repair the odd nintendo handheld, you know the sort of thing, game & watch, gameboy etc. usually its simple things i can manage like mechanical problems.

so kindly folk send me things to repair, usually in exchange for a coffee or a free gadget. i am happy to do this, it satisfies my curiosity and makes me feel good about preserving these often unloved historic artefacts.

so among the things i was sent recently was a sinclair microquartz (http://rk.nvg.ntnu.no/sinclair/other/microquartz.htm). for those of you that do not know, it was a product of the ill fated sinclair radionics (of the zx spectrum fame). they produced many cutting edge but unreliable electronic gadgets at the time and the microquartz was an offshoot product of their ill fated 'black watch' led wristwatches.

anyways, it was reported that it only operated when you pushed hard on one of the buttons so duly i proceeded to tear it down rather cautiously. these are rare as hell and their components are typically custom made so spares are impossible to find so i was very *very* careful.

after dismantling it completely i eventually traced the problem back to some crud on the pcb, cleaned it up and satisfied myself that it was good to re-assemble. however there was something i noticed just as i reassembled the unit - one segment of one character on the led display did not look quite right to me. to be honest, to go from not working to 95% would have been a good point to stop, however now confident of my amazing abilities i decided i would remove the cover on the led bubble display unit and clean it out. 

unknown to me, sinclair cut costs by removing the discrete bubble display unit from its typical packaging and mounted the led units directly to the pcb with gold microwires - which i then proceeded to completely tear from the pcb. squinting at the board it dawned on me i was staring at what is typically on the inside of the integrated circuits we commonly see.

i must have sat there in silence for a whole minute comprehending what i had done before letting out a tirade of expletives before contacting the rather understanding owner to admit what i had done. i am not sure if i am more annoyed at myself for breaking it or for adding another problem to deal with. 

 

p.s. to make matters worse the ubiquitous hp qdsp-6064 display that sinclair based their technology (something i can adapt), once available for under £5, costs over over 6 times that owing to hipster electronics junkies using up all the remaining stock to make retro timepieces! thanks sparkfun!

p.p.s i discovered that technically these wires can be bonded back on if one has access to enough patience and around six thousand pounds to purchase a second-hand machine for doing it. seems i need to consider my options carefully.

Answer:
TIFU by unnecessarily ruining an irreplaceable Clive Sinclair product


