TASK DEFINITION: In this task, you will be presented with a passage, and you need to write an **implausible** answer to to fill in the place of "_". Your answer should be incorrect, but should not be out of context. Try using words that are related to the context of the passage, but are not the correct answer.  Even though there exist multiple wrong answers, we only need a single wrong answer.
PROBLEM: Former FIFA vice-president Jack Warner today launched an astonishing attack on the English Football Association, accusing them of trying to use David Beckham as a bribe for World Cup votes. In a bizarre rant, Warner drew extraordinary comparisons between the former England captain and a shamed FIFA official involved in a bribery scandal. Mohamed Bin Hammam was banned from football for life after he was accused of paying £25,000 to Caribbean officials in exchange for votes in the FIFA presidential elections in 2011. Accusing England of hypocrisy, Warner claimed there was no difference between Bin Hammam and when Beckham ran coaching clinics in Trinidad in 2010 while England were bidding for the 2018 World Cup.Jack Warner compares England star to FIFA banned over bribery scandalBeckham ran coaching clinics in Trinidad while England were bidding for 2018 World CupWarner says he has 'avalanche' of secrets that includes links to Sepp BlatterWarner made the bizarre claims in a speech he titled 'The Gloves Are Off'He also said the secrets made him 'reasonably, actually fear for my life' 
 Question:Warner also said that when he heard _ was stepping down, he wrote him to urge his immediate departure from FIFA.

SOLUTION: FIFA

PROBLEM: An Indian village of head-hunters close to the dangerous Myanmar border is battling long-term opium addiction. Almost a third of residents in Longwa smoke the drug, with many having to sell their belongings to fund their expensive habit. Australian photographer Raphael Korman travelled to the village after hearing tales of head-hunting - practiced there until the late 1960s - but instead saw the scars of lifelong drug addiction. Opium was originally introduced by British colonialists in the 1940s and the drug has remained ever-present in the small village of Longwa - located in a dangerous area where there is fighting between the Indian government and various guerrilla groups.Third of residents in Longwa smoke opium and many having to sell their belongings to fund their habitVillage life and its social and political structures have been corroded by decades of substance abuseTonyei Phawang, the village chief, spends his days smoking opium and he lives a sedentary existence 
 Question:Once, the role of a village chief would have been highly important, however Chief _'s life is reduced to an all-day opium habit.

SOLUTION: Indian

PROBLEM: A couple who claim to be the world's first couple to have met online are celebrating 20 years together - after being among the first people to sign up to the first-ever internet dating site. Bill and Freddi Strauss, from San Fernando Valley, California, met on a primitive Match.com, a few weeks after it was launched in 1995, and married three years later. And now the loved-up couple are celebrating 20 years of being together. Bill and Freddi Strauss are now experts at 'selfies', but when they met, online dating was a new phenomenon and they had to ask friends to help them build an internet profileBill and Freddi Strauss each signed up to internet dating in 1995The duo met on a primitive version of the dating website Match.comFriends helped them set up profiles when looking for love in cyberspace 
 Question:Their next date didn't go any better after _'s perm went wrong and she tried to cancel their meeting scheduled for that weekend.

SOLUTION:
Bill

