You will be given a definition of a task first, then an example. Follow the example to solve a new instance of the task.
In this task, we ask you to write an event that is not likely to happen after a certain event or is not likely to have happened before it. Pay attention that you will be asked the correct question, and you need to answer it incorrectly. For example, "earning money" usually appears before "spending money". Even though there exist multiple wrong answers, we only need a single wrong answer. Please try to keep your "answer" as simple as possible. Concise and simple "answer" is preferred over those complex and verbose ones.

Sentence: Jack played basketball after school, after which he was very tired. 
Question: What did Jack do after the game?
Solution: He played football.
Why? When people "get very tired", they usually "rest". So, it is unlikely that "he played football".

New input: Sentence: Yes, Self, I am also bothered that this observation ignores half-eaten cheese sandwiches, incomplete insect collections, and locks of infants' hair, forgotten in closets, basements, and warehouses. 
Question: What did you do after making the observations?
Solution:
i said i am beside myself.