1. Ocean's Twelve is clearly the work of filmmakers and stars who have come to play. It's not art and it's not substantive, but it sure is a blast.
2. What Ocean's Twelve lacks in zip and sparkle, it makes up for in good old fashioned fun.
3. Some of the bits are hysterical, but others fall flat.
4. It's a throwaway movie, a harmless time-waster, but it'll make money, and moviemakers and viewers alike will most likely have a cheerful time with it.
5. Post modernist fluff and nonsense: Beautiful, but vapid.
6. Plot confusion and lazy pacing subvert this film's entertainment potential.
7. Ocean's 12 is malt-liquor-on-a-Monday stupid.
8. It does the hard work of being a light, smartly turned-out amusement, the sort of thing that's becoming more and more rare on the movie landscape these days.
9. May be one of the most glamorous, goofy and heartfelt films about failure ever made.
10. All in all, this isn't as good as it's predecessor, but this'll more than do.

What is a brief summary of the following reviews?
While some have found the latest star-studded heist flick to be a fun, glossy star vehicle, others declare it's lazy, self-satisfied and illogical.