1. The movie strains to bend the fairy tale to accommodate another coarse high school comedy of air-headed teenage vixens ganging up on a meek little angel.
2. The sort of entertainment that makes you happy to be grown up and able to avoid the current onslaught of trite, lazy, unimaginative films aimed at tween-agers.
3. What we have here is a failure to communicate anything the least bit interesting unless you're under 10 and this is your first cinematic rodeo
4. Alas, the attempts by writer Leigh Dunlap and director Mark Rosman to modernize this fable fall flatter than Cinderella's arches after a night of dancing on glass slippers.
5. A sloppy, idiotic mess that demonstrates nothing but contempt for anyone deluded enough to actually watch it.
6. In this awkward, updated fairy tale, the shallow, bland script drowns in so many cliches that it becomes tedious, except for the most devoted "Lizzie McGuire" fans.
7. You might imagine her father's death by earthquake is a terrible trial, but, this being a romantic teen comedy, the trauma is fleeting.
8. Feels like a pro forma TV movie from the get-go and relies almost entirely on Duff's likability to hold the audience's attention.
9. The whole thing feels like detached adults' cartoonish idea of what high school life is like.
10. The efforts to find Cinderella and struggles with Fiona take longer than they should, but there is an old-fashioned happily ever after ending for everyone who deserves one.

What is a brief summary of the following reviews?
An uninspired, generic updating of the classic fairy tale.