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1. The Informers becomes that rare movie that is so tedious it dares you to keep watching.
2. Brazenly befouling cinemas with its sub-soap-opera acting, melodramatic dialogue, and thoroughly unlikable characters.
3. This just felt like a bunch of people in 1980s L.A. with blonde streaks in their hair listening to Wang Chung.
4. Gorgeous people and some well written dialogue aren't enough to make this a movie you should see.
5. ...a dreary, loosely connected parade of drug-, drink- and sex-sodden lost souls.
6. Imagine "Crash" with a social disease and you pretty much have "The Informers" in a nutshell.
7. Filled with narcissistic twits who never say or do anything of consequence or interest.
8. Life is a bitch and then you go to L.A.
9. Despite a terrific ensemble cast, The Informers suffers from an uneven, chaotic screenplay with forgettable, poorly developed characters while none of the actors or actresses get a chance to shine. It never really gels into a sharp, compelling or e
10. If you don't require anything more profound... in your movies, then The Informers may well be a satisfying experience.