Write an ordered list of reviews about "hills have eyes 2".
1. The mutants may or may not live to kill again, but at this point, these fussed-over grotesques are better suited to wax museums than movie theaters.
2. The National Guardsmen and -women are picked off one by one in scenes of birth, death, rape and other carnage that aim to be as grotesque as possible.
3. It's no better or worse than most films of its genre.
4. This team's descent is soon revealed as cockamamie: they're no longer trained fighters with automatic guns but victims in a splatter movie.
5. Cheesy and yucky, it's a guilty pleasure.
6. Pure genre-pic boredom.
7. A nastily effective piece of action-horror, as reflective of its time and its war as the Vietnam-era Deliverance was of its time and war.
8. A secret comedy lurks within this decidedly shoddy piece of corporate horror.
9. An enjoyable sequel if you like this sort of thing.
10. Another depressing example of a cult 70s slasher being cynically retooled for MTV-reared thrill-seekers.