We would like you to assess the QUALITY of each of the following argument (discussing Gay Marriage) and determine if the argument is Valid or Invalid. A valid argument is clearly interpretable and either expresses an argument, or a premise or a conclusion that can be used in an argument for the topic of gay marriage. An invalid argument is a phrase that cannot be interpreted as an argument or not on the topic of gay marriage.

I would invite a galley of sword waving swingers to my house than a hoard of thieves... standing on the porch demanding the kissing cousins to desist as the house is on fire is delusions of righteousness.
Invalid

It's funny, I haven't seen any studies showing how Jewish people are killing themselves because they can't eat pork, or the Amish because they can't drive a motorcar!
Valid

Typologies of offenders have often included a distinction between those with an enduring primary preference for children as sexual partners and those who have established age-appropriate relationships but who become sexually involved with children under unusual circumstances of extreme stress.

Invalid

